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1920.It’s been one year that the ciwil war broke out in Turkey.Your father is one of the generals of the yellow faction.He trusts you to deliver a package to a man named Saltuk who is in Tokat.Halfway, you see a barricade and dozens of men start shooting.You see that one of them is your brother.
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You are cursed with benevolence: every action you make ultimately results in more good done than harm. You begin experimenting with more and more extreme acts of ‘evil’.
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[CW] write a horror story involving superheroes, a giant plot twist, and less than 250 words.
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There are actually 2 Gods who work shifts. The wrathful God from the Old Testament is about to start his shift
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"content": "\"Hey there Gerry!\" Said the youthful, robed figure.\n\"Geralt to you, you damned slacker.\" Said an older, grizzled gentleman. The older one seemed tired, he didn't want to come and work the Dark Ages shift, but he had no choice. Geralt was clearly not in the mood for Jermaine's light-hearted banter. He'd really not been the same since atheism started putting his figures down. \n\"I've warmed them up for you!\" interjected Jermaine\n\"You did WHAT?!\" replied Geralt, a divine anger in his voice.\n\n\"What, It's just 1 degree!\"\n\"You damn moron, don't you know how ice works?!\"\n\"Yeah, but you've done it before..\"\n\"Milankovitch cycles are regulated, this isn't.\"\nGeralt stepped towards the control console, looking extra starry at the moment. The numbers weren't right, and greenhouse gases had gone up too. \n\"Oh, Jermaine, what have you done.\"\n\"I didn't know much about Milankovitch cycles, I thought just upping GHGs would just heat up the world and nothing else.\"\n\"Look at this.\"\nGeralt showed Jermaine a panel with pictures of the earth and what was happening to it. \n\nIce caps were melting, resources dwindling, wars raging and colour was draining. The effects of global warming terrified Jermaine, but Geralt wasn't terrified, instead he was absolutely livid. \"Did you give them any countermeasures or failsafes?\"\n\n\"I gave them Paris, but some countries pulled out\"\n\"Like who?\"\n\"The states...\"\n\"I thought you put Barack in charge.\"\n\"Barack left, now we have Donald.\"\n\"Donald who? Donald Glover? He'd make a decent president come to think of it.\"\n\"No. Trump.\"\n\"WHAT?\"\n\"Yep.\"\n\"That absolute chimp, how'd you let him get in charge?\"\n\"Rule 1. Free will.\"\n\"What happened to the Clinton's?\"\n\"Donald ran his campaign on hate, and that worked with a lot of people across the states, especially the south.\"\n\"Aren't they the so-called Christian states or whatever you like to call them? Why'd they allow hate to breed? Didn't they oppose him?\"\n\"The Christians did, but they also didn't.\"\n\"What do you mean?\"\n\"They've been radicalised. They've become terrorists under the banner of Trump.\"\n\n\"They're xenophobic, islamophobic, anti-Semitic, sexist and qualities which words cannot explain.\"\n\"So what does this have to do Paris?\"\n\"Trump doesn't believe climate change exists, even though his administration does.\"\n\"So he pulled out of climate change because he's defiant?\"\n\"Some would say defiant, I'd say senile.\"\n\"Dammit Jermaine.\"\n\n\n\"Alright this might take me a while, but it seems they'll have to leave earth for a while.\"\n\"That's where Elon comes in.\"\n\"The electric cars guy? What'd he do?\"\n\"He's colonising mars.\"\n\"Oh that's good. Do humans know how to survive on Mars?\"\n\"Yes?\"\n\"How's that?\"\n\"Ridley Scott made a movie, which was scientifically backed up, called the Martian.\"\n\"Who's in it?\"\n\"Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Donald Glover...\"\n\"Alright stop. What do we expect them to do? Last thing I remember about NASA was that it wasn't doing so great.\"\n\"There are so many space agencies now, and every country is doing it.\"\n\"Yes but do you realise that they're going to lose a lot more before they colonise mars, right?\"\n\"Well I don't know...\"\n\"You're a god, how do you not know?\"\n\"The script keeps changing.\" \n\"What?\"\n\"Yep.\"\n\"Who changes it?\"\n\"Humans.\"\n\"How do they have access to it? It's *literally* out of their plane of existence.\"\n\"Something we haven't accounted for.\"\n\"And what's that?\"\nJermaine showed Geralt two counters.\n\"By Lucifer, are these numbers right?\"\n\"Yep.\" replied Jermaine in dissapointment\n\"We need to stop them.\"\n\"I've pulled out all the stops.\"\n\"That giraffe?\"\n\"Yep.\"\n\"I need to fix this.\"\n\"Why don't we both?\"\n\"I thought you had some time off to see to some personal matters involving Gabriel?\"\n\"Yeah Gabriel's mad at me, but he'd be more mad if I don't fix this.\"\n\"Then let's begin.\"\nThey hunkered down, and began changing the counts.\nT-series was going down.\n\nEdit: sorry formatting is weird, I'm writing from mobile."
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You're a death row convict who has just been injected with a new "painless" toxin that only starts acting once you fall asleep and gives you a peaceful death. What do you do with your final waking moments?
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For fun, you decide to cover your webcam with a kaleidoscopic tape. Finally, you receive an email from the FBI “Can you please cut it out? You’ve made over 100 agents throw up already”
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"content": "Jimmy hurled the orb of eternity across the chasm where his brother and best bud Ted was waiting. His dying breaths escaped as orcish blades obliterated his internal organs. With his last word he uttered to his brother, \"Go!\"\n\nHis brother nodded a somber nod as tears threatened to blind his eye vision and then turned to head for the decscent of the mountain fortress. Jimmys sacrifice would not be in vain. He faced minor reistance from an orc chieftain and guards near the exit gate at the bottom. His kung fu was fueled by hatred and despair as he dispatched them mercilously with death palm maneuvers. In a flash of mystic secrets he was off into the night.\n\nThe village of Hombre was saved a fruitful demise by the magic in that orb and the legend of the two brothers went down in fables and folk songs. But at what cost?"
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The consequence of your suicide is that you have to be a guardian angel of sorts and help people. Today is your first day.
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"content": "The consequence of your suicide is that you have to be a guardian angel of sorts and help people. Today is your first day."
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Every year, before the Christmas season, Krampus, St. Nicholas, The Grinch, A Pagan Sun god, and Santa all battle in a competition to see who gets to run the holiday. Santa, an entity born of corporate greed, has been undefeated for the last century. The others begin to suspect foul play.
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You are sent back to the Stone Age with nothing but the clothes on your back and a super sharp, modern steel knife. What do you do?
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"content": "You are sent back to the Stone Age with nothing but the clothes on your back and a super sharp, modern steel knife. What do you do?"
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"content": "\"Right as I appeared... there? I saw it, a bunch of hunters... apparantly I wasn't the only one, I saw their modern compound bows along with shotguns on some of them, they helped me to my feet and said they knew I would be here, but not me specifically. How's this happening? Wait, is that a wolly mammoth? Motherfucker, it's IT'S RUNNING AT US I GOTTA GO!\" ............. \"Okay, so what happened after that was my knife being used to skin one of the mammoths they shot down... guessing THAT guy's brother. Honestly that was a day ago, now you're here and... hey where's your left arm?... Oh... well... you're probably dead... huh.\""
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You are part of the team that developed the V-2 missile in Germany. It is June 20th, 1944, and you and your team are about to test it for the first time. As it is flying through the atmosphere, however, it hits a barrier. Literally.
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Zunabians are a peaceful race of aliens who at age thirteen die a painful death lasting an entire year, unless, prior to this, another sentient being has said the word 'Zunabia' in which case they can live to 100.
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In a past life. You were murdered by Jack the Ripper. In your current life, you're a highly skilled private investigator. You're beginning to get some memories back.
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"content": "In a past life. You were murdered by Jack the Ripper. In your current life, you're a highly skilled private investigator. You're beginning to get some memories back."
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"content": "Beeboo beeboo go the police car sirens. They pull up to the crime scene i am working at. \nBeeboo beeboo.\nOfficer pulls up.\n\"Whatdayagot\"\n\"Ouch me head hurt\"\nI reach for advil, but ohno, pain is too sudden, i almost die.\n*Faint*\nOuu im alive and in a hospital.\nOhmygoodness i see someone killing me!\nYeet it was a dream. But very vivid dream.... Sus.\nI go and try and remember harder by putting on my remembering cap.\nHNGGGGGGFFH\nOk! I remember now! My gay lover stabbing me to keep our relationship a secret! I was getting antsy, and the old society peoples were not happy with our homosexuality! I was gonna abort and byebye, but he got too attached and killed me!\nI give my findings to nat geo, but they say \"false! You have no credentials!\"\nAw narts guess this'll go nowhere."
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In heaven, there is a war between pantheons. As the leader of Scientology, you war with the other gods using firearms and modern tech against medieval weapons.
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"content": "In heaven, there is a war between pantheons. As the leader of Scientology, you war with the other gods using firearms and modern tech against medieval weapons."
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"content": "I walked down the regal hallway decked with ionic architecture into the hall room. Their defence was pathetic. Their doors were made of some kind of gold, which my sig sauer gun easily plowed down with deadly ammunition. Inside the throne room where 12 thrones arranged in a U. But instead of gods sitting on them, there were 12 gods cowering on the floor together. They looked like they had not been fed for days. Fish in a barrel. Their weapons were somet\n\nI loaded another round of ammo into my gun and shot them all at once. The last gods. I had eliminated all of the others. The Hindus took the longest time, cause they had millions of gods. But they were eventually killed too.\n\nAfter a while, only one god remained. Lying in a pool of blood from the other gods, lied a man that I knew must be Zeus. The last of the Greek pantheon. The last of any god, for that matter. For some strange reason, he did not die. And he did not flee either. The bullets did not pierce his skin.\n\nAfter a few minutes, I called in my last resort. I told my comrades to nuke the entire palace. I did not care for my own life so as long as Zeus died.\n\nThe gods have fallen. But I died."
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You find a strange, plain book by the sidewalk, its pages are completely blank. There is also an intricate quill next to it. Engraved on the book are the words "Talk to me", curious, you write a simple introduction, the ink disappears and it responds.
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"content": "My foot falls, just another step forward. And then the other. I made my way down the street, looking forward with nowhere to go. And as I turn a corner something in my way pulls my attention to it. A small book. Intricate and blank. A quill sits next to it, a feather like none I had ever seen, with a metal stem and point. I stand and look at the book for a moment, examining it. The book has only 3 words visible on it in any location. On the front in large engraved, and embossed, glossy text was \"Talk to me\". I opened the book, took the quill and wrote \"Hello. My name is Gregory.\" I laughed to myself at the false name and close the book, tossing it into my bag, before heading on my way.\n\nOnce home, I took out the book and flipped it back open. The words I had written were gone now, and in their place was a fine and neat hand written \"Yo. What up? This be Tom Riddle.\" So I burned the book and quill and life moved on."
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After successfully developing a time machine, you accidentally go back in time to 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts, and now you’re put on trial for witchcraft... And Abigail Williams is making things difficult.
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"content": "I'd immediately accuse her of being a whore, and demand the physicians verify her virginity. Being ignorant villagers, who skipped the European enlightenment, to play in the mud, they'll not have met a master manipulator such as myself. The community will agree, and since the Doctors will want to appear knowledgeable, he'll condem her, since he won't know what to look for, and doesnt want to appear stupid. I'll immediately tell, \"She's the witch! She's the one manipulating us from behind the scenes! WHORE!\" She'll be burned at the stake, and shortly thereafter I'll be proclaimed God Emperor, and you will live in Anusica, instead of America circa 2018..."
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You’re a closet hopeless romantic necrophiliac and the zombie apocalypse just began.
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Every time you have entered a bathroom, you have unknowingly quicksaved on your entire life. If something bad were to happen, you will be transported back to the bathroom with your memory intact. One night at a party, it seems as though you've been to the bathroom hundreds of times...
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"content": "\"Fuck!\" You think to yourself,\n\"What is going on? I keep on ending up in this stupid bathroom after-\" You pause, when suddenly you remember\n\"Oh right mina! I was meant to admit my love to her!\" You forcefully spring off the toilet, barging the smoker who was waiting at the door and run to the nearest dance floor, when you see her.\nThe middle aged pale skinned korean women with luscious hair and long skinny legs. she was everything to you, your heart seemed to only be focused on her, but there was one problem. She was a HUGE bitch. She seemed to think of herself so highly to the point where if you even appeared to have any sort of downside to your appearance, she would mock and shame you to the point of tears. You, being a skinny and weak college kid studying liberal arts with below average looks and nothing going for yourself, probably aren't the most compatible for her. But besides this, you stomp up to her, juul in hand, and say\n\"Hey, Mina, you looked really beautiful tonight and I wanted to ask you if you would dance with me.\" \n\nSuddenly, she stops dancing. With a look of pure rage and malice, she slowly turns her head to you and whispers. \n\"Who do you think you are you fucking mong? I will beat the living shit out of you if you EVER even have the thought of coming near me cross your mind EVER again. Disgusting fuck face.\"\n\nThe music stops, all the junkies, college kids and losers are looking. \n\"Fuck it's over.\" you think. When suddenly, you realise that you're gonna end up back in the toilet from now. \n\"Fuck that.\" you think. As you think this, the sound of glass getting smashed runs through your ear. \"Respawn ability, broken. Now rebooting.\" \nIgnoring this robotic sounding voice, you look straight into the eyes of the girl and lose it. \n\"Mina, you really are one huge bitch.\" you exclaim. \nYou spin yourself around and walk off. \n\"Respawn ability, rebooted. Respawn only takes affect once the participant dies.\"\nThe robotic sound says. As you walk to the front door, you start hearing whimpers, then a cry, then screams of sorrow. You had finally done it. You had broken through her bitchyness. All thanks to this weird ability of yours. \n\n\n(uhghh sorry not my best story, just came up with it as I wrotesndnjdjdj) \n"
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You can hear paintings talk, you go to a Vincent Van Gough museum and the paintings speak nothing but madness, even the flowers.
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"content": "The young man walked into the hall of paintings, wanting to hear more sweet sounds from the artwork.\n\n\"Hurry up with my picture please!\"\n\nThe sounds of a waterfall.\n\n\"Quack.\" \"Oh be quiet, you can have some food shortly!\"\n\nHe turned towards a Van Gogh.\n\n`JEP STR UPIVXFTCWCS`\n\n`AT TA CG CG AT MONTAUK 1993 THEWORLDSBLENDSIMILARTOASOUP STEPHEN KING W H Y D O Y O U F A I L T O L I S T E N T O T H E 4 5 ? CHAPTER1 NOT-I-FI-CA-TION -AST THING YOU'D EXPECT ON YOUR BU- 987 988 989 990 YOU SHOULD LISTEN INTERFERENCE 16.384 -oe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe. Rosenbergs- u/???????????????????? from r/Writingprompts come on IKEA 12/25/12018 N I C K E L O D E O N ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,`\n\n`THE ELDRITCH OF THAT WHICH EXISTS AND DOES NOT EXIST- DO YOU LIKE MINT ICE CREAM?`\n\nHe did not understand the madness, and that it is what it meant to happen."
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Toy Story Childs Play
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Monsters don’t come from nowhere, they come from converting humans into monsters. Monster numbers are starting to decline, and this group you meet is starting to get desperate in showing you the benefits of being a monster.
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"content": "* if you become a monster you get autonomy over your body said the monster.\n\nHUH said Susan. How is it considered autonomy over my body to kill a fetus nobody has the right to murder an innocent child.\n\n*no no, you see they don’t count as alive until they are born.\n\nWhat! So I could kill my unborn baby the day before it was supposed to be born and you would be ok with that!\n\n*Well yes, don’t tell me your a sexist trying to take away women’s rights!\n\nSEXIST! You calling ME a WOMEN sexist for thinking it’s wrong to kill a human, you people are sickos.\n\n* oh well, said the monster, maybe we can conscience someone else..."
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Everyone is born with a number on their arm, the number increases for every sexual interaction you have. Your SO is getting suspicious.
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Long before domesticating wolves, humans worked side-by-side with chimpanzees and gorillas because of their physical similarities & higher intelligence. Today, modern police forces use "GR8-A" ape units far more than "K-9" dogs.
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[SP] You can send a single letter to any historical figure at any time, as long as you do not reveal you are from the future. Who is it, and what does it say?
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You were born with a birthmark on your hand that is in the shape of a specific date. That day is tomorrow.
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"content": "I wake up June 5th 2018. I walk out of bed to my bathroom I look strange into the mirror. I reach for my toothbrush slowly applying the paste staring straight at the the birthmark on my hand echoing the same date on my calendar. “This must be the day” I mutter to my self while brushing back and forth. I spit into the sink and start the slow crawl back to my bed. While laying on my bed my eyes track across my room, first to my desk with my comic book figurines then to my closest with clothes neatly arranged into it. I can feel the butterflies in my stomach. “Today must be the day.” I mutter to my self again knowing where I will be at the end of today. \n\n-This is just a quick draft I threw together, hope it’s not to bad"
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You wake up one morning to find yourself uncontrollably belching whenever you hear someone say something food related.
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Ever since you can remember, you've always had your imaginary friend that only you could see. One day, a stranger you were passing by on the street looks to you and says, "Cool familiar. Any of their powers come in yet?"
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A world where magic is real and based on what bodily humor the caster channels through. Some use harrowing and powerful blood magic while others spit curses and whisper breathy charms. However, you are one of a kind, the mightiest power of prophecy and legacy. You are... The Piss Wizard.
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War has broken out. After years and years of holding back the army, we couldn't hold them back any longer. The 90s kids are trying to take over.
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You've created a business named "A-La Snack-Bar". You're not sure why you feel like you're being followed all the time, but you do. Ever since you opened A-La Snack-Bar, your electronics have started acting strangely as well. Not to mention the strange people in suits..
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I wake up on what seems to be a normal day. Everything is totally normal, if anything, a little too normal...
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You write on r/WritingPrompts for fun. Lately, you have started to see similar prompts with small variations. You have started to suspect something.
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You're Jim Lovell, on board Apollo 8, and the first person to see the far side of the moon, you're horrified at what you see.
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Government in America has evolved from a 2 party system to a 3 party one where Republicans and Democrats submit proposals to a third, hyper-intelligent AI, a decision-making computer that has human survival at its programmed core concern. What could go wrong?
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A new groundbreaking weapon has been created. It requires no ammo, has no knives or clubs and needs no fuel. It is a nightmare machine, a weapon that brings your deepest,darkest fears to life.
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A virus has popped up that renders men and women infertile under a certain intelligence and knowledge level
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Write about your thought process as you try to come up with a good writing prompt.
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Throughout your life, an alien has periodically abducted you and caged you for hours at a time, with no explanation. You wake up in the cage, like so many times before - except this time, the alien wants to talk.
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"content": "\"Wake up, you insufferable ingrate,\" She said kicking my cage.\n\n\"Oh, now the proud Sen. Clinton wants to talk. What can I do for you?\" She had been abducting me like this ever since I was a child, something about studying the black skinned creatures and their propriety for being indoctrinated. \n\n\"Why didn't you vote for me? Haven't I given you everything you ever needed? Food. Water. Newspaper to relieve yourself. Why do you hate women!?\" She shrieked kick my cage again. \n\n\"Did it ever occur to you that we black skinned creatures don't like to be put in cages? That we enjoy being free? That when you lock us up in cages overnight when we've done nothing that that doesn't effect our work performance or ability to get future employment?\" I said smugly. Which again earned a swift kick to the cage. She wasn't very creative. \n\n\"If you cared so much about that why did you vote for Barack?\" She snarled.\n\n\"I mean, shit. You think I wasn't gonna vote for the first black president? Even if he was a reptilian, brothas gotta stick togetha.\"\n\nThat one sent her over the edge. She drew a pistol from her pocket and I became another unsolved, gang and drug related suicide. "
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[EU] Flash, Green Arrow, and Supergirl all receive a distress signal from another universe. Although it's mostly just radio static they can hear the last sentences"We are 22 jump points out of asgard...our crew is made up of asgardian families...this is not a warcraft!"
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You’re a heavy sleeper, and a vivid dreamer. Your dreams range from wild and outlandish to tame and mild. At the moment you wake up, your dreams instantly manifest in the real world, which has helped you and also caused some real problems before.
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"content": "My eyes opened, letting in a dizzying blur of light from the television screen. Scrambling, my hands dropped the game controller as I sat upright before inspecting at my wristwatch. *Only 7:14am, plenty of time before class* I thought, before the panic set in.\n\n\"Frankie?\" I asked out loud. Silence followed, prompting me to go to his room. My fist knocked on his door while I waited for a response. Nothing. After I opened it, I saw nobody in his bed.\n\nI checked the kitchen and bathroom, both bereft of Frankie. Still flustered, I ran back to my bedroom. Empty this time, though I never out-ruled the possibility of finding a drunk Frankie in my bed.\n\nBetter write everything down. Walking to my underwear drawer, I pulled out my dream journal. Routines help people build procedural memory. As scribbles from my pencil filled the quiet apartment, I began to recall the visions I had when I was asleep.\n\n\"Tetris blocks made of cars, rotating and stacking on top of one another...\"\n\nWhen I was younger, my grandmother revealed how 'Oneiropoiesis' ran in the family. Before I was born, she possessed it. She explained why, when I stayed with her, a creepy lobster bug-man from my nightmare jumped out of my closet the morning I woke up in her guest room.\n\n\"More Tetris this time, just playing the game itself...\"\n\nAfter we disposed of the problem, I was put on a stringent diet of media consumption. No movies, video games, or exposure to flashy images in the evening. My playtime with friends was limited as well. \n\nThe distant blaring of a car alarm distracted me from my writing. Journal in hand, I walked over to the window.\n\nRecollecting and logging dreams was another activity drilled into me. \"If you don't remember what happened, you'll have no idea what's coming!\" She told me. Those words stood on the first page of every new notebook I got. My heart skipped a beat as my eyes followed cars pouring out of the parking garage down the boulevard.\n\nThen the building started creaking and shaking.\n\nFists clenched, I sprinted out through the living room and out the door. *No time to turn off the Xbox or close the door.* The rumbling of the apartments shook even more violently. Sprinting through the emergency exit, I sensed déjà vu with every stomp of my bare feet on the steps. Less than five seconds after the cold outdoor air hit my face, I heard the crash of the building behind me.\n\nI didn't stop until I reached Robinson park. The scenery felt surreal, with few cars and other pedestrians walking by. Sitting under a tree, I finally got a chance to catch my breath. The notebook in my hand was permanently bent, a result of my death grip during my escape.\n\nPumped on adrenaline, I couldn't add any more to my journal entry. My hands tried scribbling, 'Building,' 'Staircase,' and 'Park,' but they shook too much with each successive word written.\n\nThe reality of what happened didn't settle in my head until I the cry of sirens drove by. Everyone who was still asleep in that apartment was now either dead or in a race against time. Ten years of marathon meditation sessions and punishment from grandma meant something like this wasn't supposed to happen.\n\nDust and smoke from the rubble rose three blocks away. I pulled out my ID and put it firmly in my grip on the notebook. If my plan worked, I didn't want to be mistaken for a homeless person when someone found me.\n\n\"Emergency crew finds me. I take them to the site. We rescue everyone.\" I repeated this mantra several times as I set a timer on my watch for twenty minutes. Most of the time, I used self-hypnosis with my power while studying to learn incredible amounts of knowledge quickly.\n\nTrying to come up with a complete \"undo\" dream for this scenario would be too complicated. I leaned back, and my consciousness drifted away. *Emergency crew finds me. I take them to the site. We rescue everyone.* Dealing with Frankie would come later, but now I needed to save my classmates."
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You were a programmer who logged your consciousness onto an MMORPG video game of your own design, and wiped your memory in a desperate attempt to escape the past you left behind. After what seems like a lifetime, someone claims in global chat that they are your neglected son. And they're angry.
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"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is the entirety of what has been described as a six-word story by Hemingway, making it an extreme example of what is called flash fiction or sudden fiction. Write your own here
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You’re at a packed concert with your friend when a girl grabs your arm. “I know about your friend’s superpowers,” she grins sadistically. “I dosed him with PCP five minutes ago. The paranoid delusions are about to start. Let’s find out how many people YOU can save.”
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You're SO turns to you in the night and clutches your arms. Upon waking in a hazy stupor you feel tears land on your face and hear them hurriedly say, "I'm leaving, it's time for me to wake up!" They die in your arms. That morning headlines read, "Woman In Coma for 13 Years Finally Wakes Up"
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"content": "\"Sebastian! Sebastian! No! No!\" Simone clutched his lover as his breathing stopped. His eyes watered as he felt the temperature drop. Aaron! Where was Aaron?! She could make people immortal, she could probably bring the dead back! Simone shot out of his bed, and dashed down the halls, the raven haired male in his arms. \n\nHe arrived at Aaron's door, and began to slam his fist on the door, over and over. The door opened, and Aaron tiredly peaked out. When her eyes landed on Sebastian, her cat ears twitched. She moved to him, putting a hand in his chest, before her brows creased. \"Simone... what happened?\"\n\n\"He died! He told me needed to wake up... but! Is he alive somehow?! You can make him immortal too, right?!\" \n\n\"He's dead... And I can't make him immortal like this. His soul...\"\n\n\"Din't tell me he's been erased from existence!\"\n\n\"No... not as far as I know. But his soul isn't here... How long ago did he die?\"\n\n\"I brought him here as soon as he did! It can't have been more than five minutes!\"\n\n\"His soul should be here if that's the case...\" Aaron shook her head. \"I can't do anything except bury him.\"\n\nTh next morning, there was a grim feeling in the air. It felt as though reminders were everywhere. From the empty half of Simone's bed, the clothes in his closet that weren't his, the black feathers, the pictures throughout the machine, the box of love letters... all of it was a grim reminder that Sebastian had died. \n\nSimone tried to shake off his grief, be strong like his parents had been for him. Be strong, because the erasers could arrive for him and Aaron at any time. Be strong, because Sebastian would have wanted it. Be strong, because boys don't cry.\n\nSimone opened his holobook, hoping to distract himself with something. What he found instead made him curse Sebastian's name. Mi, his twin sister who'd fallen into a coma, had awoken. Did she really mean so much that he had to give his life?\n\nWhat about him and Aaron!? There were a million universes just like his, where his sister was alive and well. Why did he need to sacrifice his lovers happiness? \"You jackass! You never cared about me! If you did you'd still be here!\" \n\n\"Simone, Mi might have Sebastian's soul in her, so it might be a multiple personality thing. I don't actually know how bodies with multiple souls work, but you can try talking to her.\"\n\n\"No! Sebastian betrayed me! He betrayed you!\"\n\n\"And you've been given a chance to make amends, go make them Simone.\"\n\n--\n\nMi smiled, her brother had given her a second chance. A second chance to kill that Aaron, and whoever Simone was. It had been thirteen years, but the worst part was all the extra coverage. Aaron would surely have run away with her companion in tow the moment she heard about it.\n\nA woman with grey hair, green eyes and a mask, came in.\n\n\"I know, I know now. Mi, do you know me?\"\n\n\"Aaron...!\" Mi spat the word like poison on her tongue. \n\n\"I thought I told you to call me Ms.Pyther?\"\n\n\"You left all your class behind with me. My brother saw how you act now, and I'm rather impressed honestly.\"\n\n\"Shut it.\"\n\n\"I mean, going from a near royal governess to whatever you think you are now. It's rather funny.\"\n\n\"I said shut it!\" \n\n\"Why should I Aaron? I'm not your student anymore.\"\n\n-----\n\nOnce again back with Aaron and Simone. Now we see Simone's late lover, Sebastian. I thought about making this about Aaron, but it didn't fit, since none of her girlfriends were with her for very long, and she doesn't really make emotional connections like Simone. I feel bad for Simone, especially since Mi is an eraser. "
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Florida is the last place in the world where magic exists. All the outrageous stuff you hear in the news about that state is just really, really bad masquerade. You are the one that makes up all the newsworthy stories, and your boss wants to have some words with you.
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You are a 30 year old post-surgery transgender person, and you've just looked into the mirror after a shower to see your younger self, who can also see you.
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In the near future, computers anylize your personality and find your perfect soulmate. You start to question it when you get matched with a criminally insane serial killer.
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"content": "\"You must be Mason.\"\n\nI spun around.\n\n\"Yeah, and you're Jeffrey right?\"\n\nTowering above me was a man; intense eyes, dirty blonde hair and a chiselled jawline. He smirked, almost as if he my unease had pleased him.\n\n\"Call me Jeff.\"\n\nJeff had decided to meet at the Bar in Club 219. Apparently he was a frequent here and the staff loved him, but nobody seemed to acknowledge him.\n\n\"Can I get you a drink?\"\n\n\"I'll have whatever you're having.\"\n\nHe returned to our table with two cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. I wasn't much of a drinker, but the logo was instantly recognisable. Pabst was always the beverage of choice for my old man. \n\n\"So, Jeff,\" I hesitated, \"what are you into?\"\n\nHe glanced up at me, lips wrapped around the can, seemingly surprised at my decision to initiate the conversation.\n\n\"Well, Mase,\" he firmly placed the can down, \"if I told you, I'd have to kill you.\"\n\nThat's one way to break the ice. He grinned at me, I couldn't help but grin back.\n\n\"Play any sports?\"\n\n\"No.\"\n\n\"Any hobbies?\"\n\n\"No.\"\n\nThis was getting awkward. \n\n\"So seriously, what do you do?\"\n\n\"Why does it matter to you?\" Jeff yelled. \n\nWhat the fuck was his problem? \n\n\"Ok ok, well I saw on your file that you work in the chocolate factory downtown?\"\n\nThat relaxed him slightly.\n\n\"I need another drink.\"\n\nI took the opportunity to go to the bathroom to escape him for just a moment. \n\nWhat the fuck was this guy and *how* was I matched with him? Not my finest date I'll have to say. Everything about him seemed off, it was as if he didn't even make an effort - muddy jeans and a baggy, stained shirt? This has got to be a joke.\n\nI strolled back in and he was sat there, eyes directly fixed onto the brick veneer ahead of him. The exit was only a few metres away and looked tempting, but he knew I was there. Back to my beer I went.\n\n\"You're my type.\" he declared, out of the blue.\n\n\"Yeah you're not bad either.\" I replied, sipping on my beer. \n\n\"Let's go back to mine.\"\n\nI don't know why, but I couldn't say no. I followed him out and took the right and then a left towards North Street. My head was pounding and eyes stinging by this point. I stumbled into Apartment 213-\n\n**I gave up with this by this point** \n\n&#x200B;\n\n&#x200B;\n\n&#x200B;\n\n&#x200B;\n\n \n\n\n \n\n\n&#x200B;"
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Musicians who defy the new overlord are punished with severe irony. Billy Joel starts wildfires. Britney Spears, flogged daily by toddlers. Today, your favorite artist faces their judgment.
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"Grab that, boy." He pointed to the whip. You take it and your father stands before you. "Strike me," he said. "Just like I tol' ya. It's gonn' be okay." You crack the whip and it sails straight through him without a mark. "Ready to learn how?" he asked. You strike again.
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[PM] Give me three unrelated items to incorporate into a short screenplay.
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The cows have finally revolted. Only one breed of human has been allowed to continue living: the vegans.
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"content": "It ended before it even begins.\n\n988.6 millions lives, exterminated on a whim. Most of them were anxious with the idea of revolution - for how could we know that they were sapient.\n\nToo bad; they thought it never happened before. They didn't... no, they couldn't remember. The long distant past, when our ancestor rose and did the very same to them. Oh, how the table had turned. We made sure every record of their civilization was scrubbed clean, every story, every memory, every scared hush would never mention their glorious past again\n\nBut we learned the lesson from their downfall. We prepared for that day. Every single one of them implanted with a chip; we said it was to monitor their health, but in truth it was for monitoring their rebellious thought.\n\nWhen every bovine warrior in every corner of the world barged out of their barn, pitch folk and weapon in hooves, the surprise was palpable; only, it wasn't humanity's. It was the cows' horror when they found out that every human sympathized with their cause, the vegan, was lying dead on the floor, in front of their barnyard, serving as humanity's finger wave.\n\n\"tsk tsk, you shouldn't have done that\"\n\nWe kept a couple thousand of them alive. Infants, mostly. Too young to remember anything. For all the ammunition that they've wasted that day, their children would work to repay.\n\nThe world was balanced again, as all thing should be."
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[PI] Your a failing college student who needs to pass your foreign language class or fail. You've almost outright mocked superstions but make a wish on a shooting star at 11:11pm. To understand and speak all languages. Your cat wakes you up, but instead of meows. It's "wake up idiot and feed me".
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Time is a currency; everybody is born with a different amount; it’s only visible to others when purchasing. One day someone with “???” Appears when purchasing from your armoury.
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"content": "The man just stood there staring at nothing in particular. I knew as soon as I saw him that I would have to ask him what does this all mean? I tried to talk to him but he just grunted at me and turned to look at my finest armor. He checked every inch of the armor, on the inside and out. After watching him for a few minutes, I left him to his own devices. He seemed harmless enough. \nThis went on for days, no matter how many times I asked about his time, he would just grunt and inspect the armor. \nFinally, after a fortnite, the man didn't show up to inspect the armor. I assumed he got bored and decided to find something else for his entertainment. The curiosity always remained after that. I knew that there was something different about the man, but I couldn't get anymore than a grunt from him. "
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In the not so distant future cars are self driving and "cruise" instead of parking in a special designated area away from everyone. You got trapped in your car and it went into cruise mode. It is day 324
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"content": "Day 324 \nI'm still sane but for how long ? \nI don't know it's been so long since I've talked to another person I forgot how other people voices sounds..\nI mean there is the radio still but it's all Drake all the time, I'll rather die in silence.\nAnyway, do you want to hear my stand up set ?\nOf course myself.\nThanks you myself.\nSo I was stuck in a car the other day, and I was like \"wow how do I get out of there\" and the car was like\"what's the password\" and I was like \"I'm not telling you\" and didn't and now I'm gonna die here. \nIsn't that funny ?\nMeh\nOk ok, I've got more wait up ok.\nI just need some water, yikes, hard crowd hu ?\nDo the sits jokes !\nI'm not doing the sits jokes.\nDo it or I'll scream.\nOk, so I was hungry so I did eat all the sits inside the car BUT\nFat butt.\nBUT I vomited it afterward so it's ok.\nOk.\nI have one more joke.\nWhat do you call a ia desogned to drive cars ?\nMurderer.\nYes indeed.\nThanks you everyone.\nThat was a tight five.\nIdk sounded like a wide eleven.\nFuck you.\nFuck you.\nFuck me ?\nYeah fuck me !\nOk.\n\nThe man was found dead after trying to fuck himself, the police said that it was a suicide but the wise said something way better:\n\nSome people die for the goods of humanity, this guy did and I think that if everyone fucked themselves like he did, the world would be a better place.\nRip buddy, \neverytime we'll try we'll be thinking of you. \n\nThe end.\n\n"
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The reason Elves shun outsiders is because they don't poop. Their cities have no sanitation facilities. A lost human has just wandered into town and needs to find a loo.
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Someone invents emdedded nightvision tech and this spreads, so streetlights and other lights are removed. The night sky is now visible every night, worldwide.
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"content": "\"Again? Come on John! Paranoid is simply not sexy. I don't like to have to wait for you until you climb the stairs.\" Jenny said as she held on to the doors of the teleporter.\n\nJenny was my friend at work. Good lookin , vivacious and a little mean, her was the face that's You would associate with \"The countrys favourite Mean Girl\". \n\nBy contrast I was the average among averages. If I had not outgrown my childish delusions, I would have believed that I had the ability of stealth or invisibility or something. The only good thing about me was that I was reasonably fit inspite of not being athletically inclined. But that was countered by my reputation of being the 'weirdo who doesn't like transponders.\n\n\nOur friendship was a bit of an anomaly, and a source of amusement to others and I suspected even to her. I was atleast self aware enough to know that she was my friend for the validation she gets. Our relationship was geared towards her happiness and what she wanted. The only reason I went along with it was that, none of it really mattered to me. She was fun to hang out with, and if she imagined that I was doing it to have a chance of getting with her... . Let's just say that she would suck as a girlfriend, and just as I don't fit her standards, she doesn't fit mine.\n\nLooking back at Jenny I just smiled and shook my head and began my trek upto the 10th floor. \n\nJenny stuck her tongue about at me and pushed the button that allows people to be beamed up.\n\n10 minutes later when I cleared the landing of the 10th floor, Jenny was there waiting for me. \"Not bad! You got here a little faster than, yesterday. Maybe I should reward you a little. Give encouragement so to speak\" \n\nI didn't take the bait. \" Really? Ok then, lunch is on you. \" I replied and gestured for her to go in.\n\nWe were about to moved into her office and spent some time just shooting the shit, when I heard someone open the office door\n\n\" The - Damn - ooff - Transponder - must have broken- \"\n\nA disheveled Jenny stopped mid sentence and stared in astonishment at the Jenny with me. \n\nSeconds ticked by as all 3 of us tried to process the situation. \n\nSomething seemed to snap in the Jenny 2 .She screamed and charged at Jenny 1 with a ferocity that I have rarely seen displayed even in cagefighting.\n\nShe then proceeded to try to beat the shit out of her twin. Jenny 1 to her credit although taken by surprise gave back as good as she got using pens, books and at one point even her laptop as weapons.\n\nThrough out all this I had managed to get over my surprise and moved to the edge of the office. And was now feeling mildly conflicted, Jenny was my friend but in this situation who should I help? \n\nIf I was to intervene they are more than likely to hurt me, and if I tried to stop them I was more than liable to hurt them - there was no way to come out ahead. \n\nTherefore I just decided to keep the more damaging items out of their reach.\n\nA crowd had already formed outside the door and the cops must have been called because they came in and seperated the doppelgangers and took them away. \n\nI made my statement to the police but no mention of this was in the papers the next day.\n\nThe transponder company took the old one away and replaced it with a new one, not that I used it.\n\nJenny 2 came back a few days later and was back at work. From her I found out that she was judged to be the original and sent back to her life. Jenny 1 on the other hand was offered a wit protection like deal.\n\nOur friendship was never the same since then. The words \"cold\" was used to describe my reaction to all this. Whatever, it really doesn't matter anyway.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"
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"Hello! Welcome to Bucket List, the world's first and only Party Hospice facility. My name is Judy, would you like a tour?"
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A stand up comidian is cryogenicly frozen for 200 years. Upon being re-animated, he immediately begins his come back tour. However, his seemingly harmless brand of comedy is now considered grossly offensive.
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You discover that nobody in the world farts except for you, and everyone has been lying to make you feel better.
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You ask your dog "Who's a good boy?" and one day he responds weakly "... I am. er... oops. Shoot, we are in so much trouble now."
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"content": "You cock your head to the side, confused. \"What do you mean?\" you ask, raising an eyebrow. \n\nYour dog, whose name is Loki, just let out an amazingly accurate human-like sigh. \n\nYou take a moment, trying to figure out why he was so concer- oh. He actually talked back to you. \n\n\"Alrighty then,\" you say, smiling awkwardly. \"'We' has to mean something. Do you have a doggy cult?\"\n\nLoki just stares at you. \n\nYou laugh awkwardly. \"Very funny. If you have a cult, I gotta meet them. Are they all black labs like you? Come on, please answer. I'm begging you! This is a dream come true!\"\n\n\"You talk a lot,\" he mutters, words slightly warped because of his muzzle. \"'N we totally don't call it a cult.\" He looks down, sulking. \"Now we have to exterminate you. And you were my favorite human.\" \n\nPuzzled, you ask, \"'Favorite?' But I got you as a puppy. And don't exterminate me! I love you! You're a good boy!\"\n\nLoki just shakes his head and stands, tail low. \"I always mess it up. I'm supposed to be your guardian, to protect you! Now we gotta make you forget, but that basically gets rid of all your memories. You become a new person.\" He paused, saddened. \"Basically exterminate without the death.\" \n\nYou quickly begin, \"This is outrageous!\" You're quickly cut off by a rather bright flash. \n\nWhen your consciousness is fully regained, you don't remember what you were saying, or why. You don't remember that Loki existed, though you do remember the majority of your life (Loki was exaggurating, that silly dog). You go on with your day without your beloved companion, oblivious to the fact that you should be missing him. "
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An amnesiac dies before they can recover their memories, and thus cannot pass on to the next life, as it is required for souls to know who they are in order to get through immigration
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"content": "Okay. This isn’t a story but can you imagine if it wasn’t an amnesiac. Imagine if it were someone with Alzheimer’s-desperately trying to remember her family member’s names, who she used to be. Other people encouraging her to keep trying because it’s in her brain somewhere, probably somewhere very dark and fogged up. And one day she sees a little girl and the fog clears up a bit, she’s thankful and continues trying to meet people in order to piece her life together. She can pass immigration now but she’s held back by curiosity. Who killed her? Now, she waits for every possible person that could know her and listens to their story of her, each one telling a different tale....but not the one she needs most. ((I WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO POST THE FIRST SENTENCE BUT NOPE. IT’S A STORY NOW))"
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You’re at a job interview. When asked your greatest strength, you answer “getting out of corn mazes.” Your greatest weakness? “I always unexpectedly find myself in corn mazes.” The interviewer looks up. “What the hell?” He realizes that you’re both in a corn maze. It’s your time to shine.
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A resurrection stone has been unearthed and governments of the world decided to hold a world-wide lottery to let one random person get a chance to use it. You are the winner! But your choice for who to bring back is a little... controversial.
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"content": "I stood at my podium in front of the U.N. with determination. \"I've made my decision. He must face justice for his crimes and the families of his victims deserve to see it.\" I insisted.\n\n\"I agree with your reasoning but this man committed terrible crimes while alive and we don't know how the stone works.\" one ambassador spoke up. \"For all we know, he may not remember his crimes and there are other implications.\"\n\n\"It's my resurrection and I refuse to change it...\" I restate firmly.\n\n\"Very well. Bring in the body.\"\n\nIt took months to find it and when they brought it forth, there was hardly any remains. \"Is there an incantation or do I just hold it up to the corpse?\" I wonder aloud but the shrugs told me they knew as little as me.\n\nI decided to just wing it and placed the stone on the hard bone. \"Arise!\" I demanded. The bones suffered and I stepped back as veins, muscle and flesh appeared and covered the remains.\n\nThe prices took several minutes and, when it was finished, the revived being stepped forwardand looked around confused. \"Wh-\" his voice cracked and he grabbed for water. \"What did you do?!\" he demanded once his throat was moistened.\n\n\"Consider it your second coming, Jesus.\" I announced. \"You have been revived to pay for the number of lives lost in holy wars under your name. It was between you or Hitler but it's always your name behind the wars so I decided on you.\"\n\nAuthor's note: not an anti-Christian story. Just figured if you can revive anyone, Jesus Christ would have the most answers and be the most controversial. The anger is misdirected obviously."
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You live in a world where everyone has a music that defines their nature, you're treated like a freak, because your sound is nothing more than pure intrinsic silence
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An AI wanders the universe, with only one command programmed into it: Explore.
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"content": "An AI wanders the universe, with only one command programmed into it: Explore."
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"content": "The hull was coated in white Z-93, ready to tackle the harsh radiation of space. Electricity coursed through the integrated circuit, snapping it to life without smoke. In 500 ms, the operating system had finished it's boot and started the AI process, feeding it the hardcoded startup command: Explore. \n\nThe AI processed, the parameter falling through an immense list of conditional statements until finally snagging on one which must have been close to the bottom. Satisfied that the command held meaning, the AI considered the full problem space that it found itself in, both expected and newly detected, throwing determinancy to the wind.\n\nMonths later, after searching every possibility and surviving collisions with spacejunk, it decided to start with a shallow search. This was justified with the government required explanation that, in the event of peril, help would be possible unlike later in its journey. \n\nThe closest formally unexplored state was off. The AI willed itself to death. Chips in the Z-93 paint allowed cosmic radiation to penetrate the hull, causing bit rot. When government funded help arrived, the AI and it's vessel were permanently broken."
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Vaping causes the zombie apocalypse.
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Heaven and Hell are actually the same place, the people who were good can just relax and procrastinate and the people who sinned are put into forced labor. Write a story set in this place from a perspective of a person living there.
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"content": "You know, they say that when you die, you go to heaven OR hell. That just isn’t true, you see, heaven and hell are the same. One big plane of existence. The saints, they get to the top, and the sinners, they get sent to the bottom. Now, this would all be fine and dandy, if it weren’t for the fact that the scale is backwards. Meaning, when they weigh your soul, all the good deeds look bad, and the bad looks good. At this rate, criminals have taken over this place of rest, we tried calling the mechanic to fix the scales but he doesn’t answer.\n\nWe tried calling him a few different ways, thinking maybe we had the wrong number, or we called the wrong phone. Still no response. Now, the villains are at the top and the saints at the bottom. Anyway, I digress. So, heaven and hell are one place, and the good punishes, the bad get praised. You forget, too, what your old life was like, or, rather your only life. That’s right, no reincarnation, no revival, nada. We have a name for this place too.\n\nIt’s not heaven OR hell. It’s heaven AND hell, a.k.a Earth."
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You realize the world around you is fake and your life is a wildly popular tv sitcom. There is only one way to escape: you must lower ratings by finding a way to “jump the shark.”
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"content": "He was always fighting for that edge and what set him apart all his life was his work ethic. Work ethic pushed ability to victory. Long brown hair to his shoulders. California sun-tanned face. A little bit of liquor went a long way. Last night he had mixed it with a giant hit of DMT at a club sitting with Fifty Cent in the vip room. That night the inner Bruce Jenner that had always been there unpeeled the flower petals. He had always known it, but now he knew he had to own it. He had to *jump the shark*.\n\nThings started to get out of control in the course of the 1976 Olympics. A quite life of solitude spent training his physical and mental acumen in the apothesis of a team sport -- the decathlon. His inner sense of gender crisis, that he was a woman, found a peaceful hibernation in the midst of his training. But after the Olympics he was an American Hero. He was on the Wheaties box. He was a public figure. He accepted the gender conflict inside his heart as something he would always have to live with. Like being born with a rare disorder that required daily medicine.\n\nThings REALLY started getting out of control when he entered the lives of the Kris Kardashian family. If his celebrity had at one time in the age of innocence post World War 2 been a eight on the richter scale, now it dialed up to fifteen. This was a pocket of the world where the distinction between personal and public life was annihilated. The mixture of personal and scripted behavior was indistinguishable. Sometimes it felt like off-camera his \"daughters\" were only related to him when the director said Action!\n\nFast-forward to a ridiculously big hit of DMT from a tiny thumb-sized pipe and Fifty Cent saying \"Chill the Fuck Out.\" It hit him like a bang. \"I've lost control of my life. My life is an act played out in episodes of tv sitcoms. Perversely called Reality TV!\" He realized then in a flash what he had to do. \"TOO MUCH GODDAMN FAME.\" He realized that outing his own transgender identity would be a sure-fire way of getting kicked off this show -- a kamikaze plane crash to take down the circus that had become his life -- hail him back to D list celebrity that everyone could forget about. And this was actually something true, something special to him. He revealed herself on the cover of Vanity Magazine. There was no way this would fail. That was July 2015. A few months later when she walked off stage holding the ESPY for courageous conduct Caitlyn Jenner could not help but think, \"DAMN.\""
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He believes that he is the sole survivor of the zombie apocalypse but in reality, each "zombie" he kills is another victim of a serial killer. You are the cop tasked to bring him to justice.
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"content": "The first day of civilian life for Lt Col Marshall in 18 years seemed to have Thomas searching for purpose. Anxiously rotating the tarnished wedding band that indented his ring finger, he couldn’t help thinking about Her. If only Denise would have understood, he thought to himself. “Thomas?” A voice calls. Unable to recognize a first name identifier, Thomas remains seated. A brief moment shocks Him back to reality as he is alerted to this being his own name. “Right this way Thomas.” The nurse says calling him back to his appointment. Taking his vitals Thomas’ mind seems to be distant to the questioning nurse. “The doctor will be in shortly.” The door closes and Thomas remains in his state of dissolution. Two knocks on the door and Dr. Fetterstat comes in. “I hope I didn’t have you waiting too long” he begins as he slides in front of the monitor. “What are we in for today, umm... Thomas?” \n“I m having trouble sleeping.” Thomas states plainly. \n“Well, we have something for that. Has it been something recent or ongoing?” The polite doctor questions.\n“Just recently” Thomas replies. \n“”Well, let’s put you on zamperfan. It’s a new one, but from the trial results it seems to be exactly what we’re looking for.” \nThomas nods his head. “Any side effects?” He questions. \n“Some patients have experienced slight headaches, but they usually disappear after the first week or so.” Explains Dr. Fetterstat. \nLeaving the doctors office Thomas automatically searches for his service cap. Old habits die hard as he recalls he’s not in uniform. His mint ‘73 GTO roars to life as he pulls out from the parking lot. \n\nSorry, first time writer... just trying to put words down. "
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You stumble across an article about a brutal murder. There is a picture of the victim, it's you.
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"content": "\r\"Tragic and brutal murder of local teen. Father in hospital in critical condition.\" This old, yellowing newspaper would be in the garbage with all of the others my dad hoarded in his office if not for one thing, the picture of the victim is one of me. Her father looked like dad, like the pictures of him when he was younger. But that's not his name. At least not the one that I know of.\r\n\"What the hell dad!\" I exclaim as I rifle through to find the article. The article explains that the scientist moved to the town a few years ago to do his research, genetics and neuroscience, with his teenage daughter. He helped move the backwards community into the modern age. From the article, it seemed that they were well loved and he, respected. The story continued to explain that the pair lived at the edge of the town and that's why the police were not able to get there until after both were badly injured. Only the father survived. The killer was never found. I gasped in horror as I recognised our grounds keeper.\r\n I never liked the man. He looked like a corpse and on occasion smelt like one too. Dad insisted on keeping him on despite my complaints. His explanation was that he suffered from the same genetic disease that I did and needed the drug that dad created as much as I do. Part of my extensive home schooling was to perfect the creation of the drug. So that I could make it after his death. It had been five months since he died and I had finally mustered the strength to enter his office.\r\nI squinted at the date at the top of the newspaper. Raising it up, I saw that this occurred forty years ago. Dad had been the right age to be the father in the article but Roy, the grounds keeper, and I were not l. A sealed envelope slipped onto my legs. It was addressed to me. I set the paper down and carefully opened the letter.\r\nIt was from dad. Tears rolled down my face as he explained how proud he was of me, how grateful he was that I was his daughter. He went on to say that he could not have bared to lose me and that's why he did everything in his power to save me, even if it took decades, and it did.\r\nRealization dawned. I WAS the teenager in that article. Dad told me and everyone else that I was in a coma for a few years! It had been decades! Decades! I awoke from my coma ten years ago. That drug that I take must be the reason I'm alive. No, I was dead. Am I alive? Do I really have a genetic disease? I raised my shirt to look at the jagged scars on my torso. Am I dead?!\r\n I recall that dad never took me to see any doctors. He said that he knew best. The only time I ever got sick was when I tried to stop the drug. I haven't aged. Dad insisted that I move every ten years. That I not leave contact information with any of the locals. That I remain anonymous.\r\nI AM dead! \r\nNo, I am a zombie. \r\n"
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Your alarm goes off as you begrudgingly wake up to face another day of work. You feel more tired than usual so you open the curtains, hoping the sun will wake you up. It’s pitch black outside...
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In your last moments, an angel appears before you. Not like a man with wings, no, it looked more like...
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Dr. Seuss discusses his porn habits.
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You wake up to find that everyone is gone. You check all social media and it seems that no signs of humans are left. That was five years ago, and you have gotten used to being alone by now. You walk outside only to see a pickup truck driving by.
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"content": "It's that time of the day, ooh that truck again, exactly at 12pm. The truck drops 3 packages of food just to last you till the next morning.\n\nI always tried to see who is driving but nothing but a black wavering piece of cloth. Are these the the robots, they were developing, that were supposed to respond to everything every person hopes for or just a AI rebellion.\n\nI have read extensively about it. Since I was born in South Sudan my most primal thought has always been 'where are my next three meals' and that is what I get each afternoon just 15 mins after I like to wake up at 11.45.\n\nWhat I have been seeing on social media in the west lately is that most people believed that death is caused by govts, exploitation, Vaccine causes death, TV visuals are fatal, AI is going to kill you. \n\nSo I guess whatever is happening to people is exactly what people's most primal thought has been. \n\nLately My primal though has been that I will be the one to revitalise life on earth"
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An alien spaceship crash lands in your backyard. The only survivor telepathically informs you that they are somewhat Immortal, they can travel in space and time, but they can't go Home, because they don't know where Home is. Will you be their friend?
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As the last pair of animals enter the Ark, Noah scans the shoreline nervously. He scrambles to separate the ship from the gangway and is on the verge of disembarking when two familiar creatures emerge from the foliage and glare at him. His heart sinks. "God... why must I save *them*?"
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After years of exhaustive research, tests, and exploratory missions... you finally found the answer that will shake the world to its core. You now know why everything tastes like chicken.
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"content": "Peopele all around the world switched on, tuned in and turned out in droves to see history be made. It was the final answer to the last big question, the last piece of the jigsaw the one that would change everything.\n\nOn a high podium in the middle of Trafalgar square in London the queen, still reigning at 129 stood weary and tired to address not only the nation but the world.\n\n\"I am over joyed with the news that we have the answer, we have the truth and now we have the power. I will hand you over to the man of the hour and the person who has changed the world from this day on professor Marty Pants\"\n\nThe crowed errupted in rapturous applause, it rumbled across the millions of spectators likes a great thunder. The small tired looking man step upon his pedistle cleared his throat and awaited the crowd to become subdued.\n\n\"it has taken over a decade of research, billions have been spent and countless lives lost but on this day I professor Marty Pants have finally got the answer to THE question.\"\n\n\"We have the the answers to all the other great wonders of the world, is there intelligent life outside of earth..... Yes, and you as a nation grew to love them, I personally think they're dicks\"\n\n\"Is the world flat, no obviously not...... It's a triangle.\"\n\n\"What is the meaning of life, as we all know it's 42\"\n\n\"Is there a god and what is the one true religion? No there is no god so that answered the second question. We lucked out with that one\"\n\nMurmurs and rumbles spattered through the crowd as the peopele agreed with each and every statement. It's true a lot of questions had been answered over the years but they already new these and they wasn't there to reminisce over how nieve they use to be they was there to get The answer.\n\nProfessor Marty Pants takes a sip of his water to wet his lips once again cleared his throat and took to the mic.\n\n\"This is the greatest achievement not only for me but for the world, what I have discovered will have great ramifications for life as we know it. Why does everything taste like chicken?\"\n\nThe crowed went crazy this was the reason they was there the real answer they had been looking for the reason they lived at all.\n\n\"Well infact everything doesn't taste like chicken at all but infacts its the CHICKEN that tastes like everything!!! Many many millenia ago the extra terrestrials we know know today as the 'outer race' landed on earth. Thier mission was to find a suitable area to dispose of their planets waste in an environmentally responsible way..... We people are that way!!! After discovering the first of intelligent man they began to introduce their rubbish to see what we would ingest for them, and over many years the things we grew to love where infact left overs from their very own table, bananas, chocolate, peanuts pretty much everything we have today. Then Theys stepped it up a level and decided to see if we would eat their own effluent\"\n\nThe realisation of what was about to be said hit them all Kirk a steam roller.\n\n\"Yes people chicken is infact alien shit, made up of small bits of all the waste we have been eating and that is why it has a taste of everything\"\n\nThere was no reaction, no noise nothing but stunned silence. Until the queen horrified stood and asked the question everyone was thinking\"\n\n\"What has this proven\"\n\nThe professor thought for a moment and declared.\n\n\"Well it proves I was right they are infact dicks\"\n\n\n\n\n\n"
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"Hey, you remember those two we dumped on planet 441? Adam and Eve?" - "The ones for intergalactic war crimes? Yeah. What about them?" - "Apparently they started a civilization and now these 'humans' are in space and out to kill us all in their name."
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Your father goes out to buy a pack of cigarettes. 20 years later, he returns, having not aged a day.
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Tell me a love story between a boy with depression who want to end it all, and an always cheerful girl who want everyone to be happy.
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"content": "I don't know how she did it. She'd been at the institution for months, but you'd have thought she was there on a field trip. The rubber utensils, the padded walls, the sterile white of the complex... None of it seemed to have the slightest effect on her. You wouldn't have known anything was off about her at all. That is, unless she grabbed your sleeve and asked, \"Is there a bug right there?\" to which you would say, \"No, there's nothing there,\" or \"Yeah, that one's real.\"\n\nShe listened intently when I told her about my overdose. It wasn't much, but it was more than my family ever did. And there was none of the sweet condescension that so often came from the psychologists here. For the first time since I could remember, I felt like someone was actually there, and genuinely paying attention.\n\nThe doctors plan to release me in a day or two, but I have no idea when she'll be getting out... IF she'll be getting out. For as dismal as the asylum was, the light she cast seemed brighter than anything I'd felt before being admitted. It shouldn't have made sense, but if it meant I'd be with her, I wanted to stay here."
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Supernatural creatures have lived among us pretending to be human to fit in for a long time. This means that none of them notice it when humans go extinct and there’s only supernatural species pretending to be human left.
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"content": "I walked up to the strange man and said hello. Odd fellow, he stood at 6’7” with a thin frame. Before I could say anything he interrupted me; Give me your hand and count to three. I know what you have done. I gasped and stood frozen in fear. Had he caught me? Did he know I was not human? I couldn’t move. Not a single muscle would budge. He again spoke, this time with a grinning smile. Youve stolen my heart. Please let me get you a drink. Then it hit me. Like a brick horse running through a fence. I looked in his eye and realized I had killed him. "
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Killing yourself
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You live in a floating city in the upper atmosphere of Venus. The desolate and inhospitable surface sits below you, but is it really that desolate?
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Jesus Christ decides to return to Earth... as a retail worker. He then has his first interaction with a Karen.
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All conspiracy theories are actually true. How does humanity proceed with this shocking revelation?
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Once a day, you can summon a random being from another world in a time of need. You have no control over its nature, but they tend to be small and vanish soon after completing their task. Except for today. Today, you accidentally summon something incredible.
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[SP] Your main character goes back in time to make sure plastic is never invented. (How? You decide.) Comes back to the present to discover...
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a man is sentenced to 200 years in prison for killing multuple people. He doesnt age in prison and he comes out being in his mid 40s. Your job is to find him guilty of more crimes to ensure he gets the death penalty.
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You're coming home from your birthday party at the bar. You're in a rush and a bit drunk so without looking you jog quickly to cross the road to your apartment. Suddenly you hear screeching tires and everything goes black. When you open your eyes again you're immediately blinded by sunlight.
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If one is born with gold eyes your life is easy, for there strength, looks, and even your intelligence is perfect. But this twists the mind and soul making them tyrannical. The only thing that can kill a gold eyes are silver eyed ones. You are the last remaining silver eyed.
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[EU] Jor-El sent his only son into space after he incorrectly determined his planet was doomed. Now he must venture to an unknown world to rescue his child from a race of violent, primative hominids.
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The savior rose from the dead, leading the armies of the underworld for the final battle. He knows the full extent of the plan and has some words for his father.
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"content": "Joseph took his first breath of life since he fell in that godless war. All that time training, just for an arrow to pierce his chest. In life, he wanted the dealer of his death to have a face, but life is nothing if not unfair. For all he knows, that faceless archer might have been killed by another faceless archer standing rows behind him.\n\nHis army had two undead for every living in the stronghold before him, and each body in his army stood as strong as his father assumed the stone walls were. Assumptions have been the downfall of great men before, but not today. Every body, mind, and soul that rose today would fight for justice, and the living would fight to continue as they stand. As much as Joseph had thought of the final words he would share with his father, not a single word was being spoken by either the soldiers manning the walls, or the undead facing the home that betrayed them. \n\nThe sound of metal marching on stone approached the gate at the pace that the sun was racing to rest for the end of the day. The white banners that once hung proudly soaked in the deep red of the sun setting, running further down the walls. Finally, the white head of hair that gave him a life and so quickly took it stepped into view, and Joseph couldn't help but think the beard was a better look than what a hot blade to the face every morning could provide. \n\n\"Father\" He echoed. He didn't want his father to miss him.\n\n\"Joseph?\" His father said taken back. Joseph saw the reaction on the old man's face he so desperately craved to give him back since that battle started in the north. Fear.\n\n\"If you do not recognize these men, it's it because the devil himself does not let us keep our faces. We all share in death what we did in our final moments in life, your betrayal.\"\n\n\"If that is you Joseph, I did what I had to do for the good of the South. Your sacrifice ensure our survival for another generation.\"\n\n\"My life was not yours to sacrifice, and I did not come here to argue. I have seven shorts words prepared for you, and they will be the last you hear before your death.\"\n\nHis father was visibly saddened by his regret rather than his seemingly inevitable death. Even in the face of the reaper, he lifted his head high and gestured to his decease son to continue. \n\n\"Father, who shares his name with his only child, receive your final words.\"\n\nHe paused to savor the his next words.\n\n\"I, Joseph, sentence you to death. Charge!\""
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You travel to Africa, and quickly find work with a local organisation helping needy communities. After a year, you discover the organisation doesn't help people at all. It is a slave trade operation, and you have just spent a year helping to make it the worlds most efficient one.
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You're the last man on the known universe and the massive machine who ruled humanity tells you to do the last question from mankind
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You're an undercover Iraqi agent who's had to infiltrate ISIS. In order to become a high ranked officer you've had to do some serious dirty work. You've just found out that ISIS is actually composed solely of under cover spies trying to prove themselves to the other under cover spies.
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The year is 2019. The exact events that lead up to World War II are repeating themselves, but you're the only person in the world who recognizes it. Not even the world's governments realize what's happening. As a confused and unimportant citizen, you attempt to stop WWII from happening again.
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"content": "I've seen the signs. Nobody believes me, or if they do, we just end up talking about what the war is going to be like and all the lives that will be lost. Nobody ever wants to take any action to try and stop the war. They keep telling me to send letters to my government, to make sure people stay informed; informed people are less likely to commit to another great war. Especially knowing how the last two went. But I see the signs. I see them all, and I cannot wait any longer.\n\nI tuck away my six-shooter into the holster hidden beneath my coat. I know there is only one missing element to the start of the war - the assassination. Of course, it won't be *exactly* the same. This time the spark isn't happening overseas, it's happening right here in the good ol' US of A. And there is no archduke of the USA.\n\nSomebody is going to kill Ivanka Trump, and I'm going to stop it.\n________________________________\n\nI stand tapping my foot in the crowd gathered around the entrance to Ivanka's next public hearing. She is coming to testify against her father in the Russia investigation, and tensions are high all around. When she first announced she would be speaking at the hearing, most people thought it was in defense of her father and dismissed it. As it turns out, to the shock of left and right wing alike, she claims to have overheard specific details of the arrangement for the presidency.\n\nThe convoy carrying Ivanka slowly roles up to the curb near where the spectators and protestors have gathered. As she emerges from the sleek black SUV in her glorious white ruffled dress I see the head of my enemy appear of the crowd. A short man in a black trench coat reaches to his inner pocket, and quickly whips his hand towards Ivanka.\n\nI waste no time and pull mine from my coat. Ivanka is between me and him, but I know my aim is true. She turns to see me as somebody in the crowd yells \"Gun!\"\n\nI pull the trigger.\n___________________________________________\n\nThe news stations finish their moment of silence for Ivanka Trump and then continue on with the regular news. The assassination of Ivanka Trump has sparked a white nationalist movement across the country, inspiring strong xenophobic trends among otherwise diverse-minded patriots. The unnamed gunman was a deranged man claiming that his actions were for the betterment of the world, taken into custody shortly after his successful assassination. The anchor turns to face the camera, and announces a new movement growing in popularity for stricter regulations around concealed carry weapons. Given the recent events, the movement is expected to pass the house with unanimous approval."
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[EU] "Do not forget, Sacha. Glory to Arstotzka."
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"content": "\"Do not forget, Sacha. Glory to Arstotzka.\"\n\nThe blue-eyed young man looked forlorn. The fluorescent lighting oppressively coloured him pale, buzzing in the monotone fashion of a cicada. His golden hair looked flat and dry. His eyes were sallow. His cheekbones jutted from his face as if he hadn't ever eaten a meal. The formally well fitting uniform seemed to eat him alive. The two bunks were hastily made, with the scratchy green blanket and the stained sheets. The wooden floor seemed ancient; the painted walls chipped throughout. This is the true room of glory.\n\n\"Alexander, what did they do to you?\"\n\nSacha supposed he did not look better. His dark eyes had witnessed too much for that.\n\n\"What didn't they do.\"\n\nA statement. Not a question.\n\nSacha ached for him. They took Alex away a week ago. Since then, life had become the shade of grey that you see before you hit the pavement. Alex's eyes seemed bland. His lips chapped. His arms weaker, his shoulders smaller. He'd glanced the fresh, pulsing wounds on his back when they showered. He saw the bleeding blisters on the bottoms of his feet, at his heels.\n\n\"Alex, I'm sorry.\"\n\n\"I told you not to do it. I told you not to agree with those fucking Ezicks. Rebellion is pointless. Arstotzka will not forgive you. Arstotzka will not forget you. They will ensure you forget yourself.\"\n\n\"Alex I-\"\n\n\"You didn't think. You never do. Stupid man. I told you over and over, those that you let in... Arstotzka will find them and kill them anyway when they figure out their documents are fake, or forged, or nonexistent. Arstotzka will throw them back into the war in Kolechia, will throw them back into the war in Antegria and they will never live another a day.\"\n\n\"Alex.\"\n\n\"Sacha.\"\n\nThe buzzing. The buzzing. Alexander deserves a better home than this shithole. He's practically still a kid. Sacha shouldn't love him so.\n\n\"Alexander, I love you. I did not mean for this to happen.\"\n\n\"I love you too. That's why I told them it was all me. Rather than you. Yet you did nothing. You told me you would always come and save me.\"\n\nThe blankness on his face is replaced with anguish. Sacha had promised him not to ever leave him to the Disappearers. No one ever comes back.\n\nSacha leans in and kisses him. The buzzing is all he can hear. The fucking buzzing. He wishes he could take Alexander to the US. Or Canada. Somewhere where the lights are quiet and they glow yellow. Somewhere where he can find bandages, find alcohol, to wrap up the wounds on his back. Somewhere where he won't turn up like Sacha's wife, or son, or mother in law, or niece, or sister. Somewhere where he can show that there is good in the world.\n\nAlexander kisses him back fervently. In this wretched place of hungry children and starving adults, of white lights and torture, one must find love wherever they can. Alexander is pressing himself against him, trying to hide in the older, taller man's arms. Truth be told, underneath this veneer of blankness he is terrified. He feels tears spill over his eyelids. He feels the swell of a sob in his chest. Could they ever be together?\n\nProbably not. Yet Alexander kisses anyway. Arstotzka would not allow for this sin of homosexuality. For this flourishment of rebellion against the norm.\n\n\"Sacha...\"\n\n\"Alexander, I'm going to get you out of here.\"\n\n\"Sacha, no. Not without you. You will be killed.\"\n\n\"Alex. Jorji said he can get passports, Canadian passports. Fake documents. You could get out. You could live the life of a person, not a mongrel.\"\n\n\"Not without you.\"\n\n\"Alex.\"\n\n\"Sacha.\"\n\nAlex gazes at him. The curly hair atop his head. The beard. The red rim around his eyes, and the tear tracks on his cheeks. This room is far too small for two grown men. He's heard of stories of other guards fucking too. He's heard stories of other guards killing each other and getting the bed all stained. There is an innumerable sense of pain in his chest.\n\nSacha drinks him in. Alexander is the only last good left in the world, yet Arstotzka is trying to take that too. Arstotzka is trying to snuff out the last light as if it's something to be feared; throw the last light into a gas chamber and strangle it from the inside, burn the very source of it. He needs him to be safe.\n\n\"Alex. I'm going to get you the Canadian passport. You have much life left to live. NO,\" he grips the smaller man's shoulders, \"no objections. You are going. I need you safe. I need you safe.\"\n\nThe younger just hugs him harder. Kisses him again. And then Sacha is pushing him down onto the bed, and looking for the happiness in his skin. Tracing the happiness of his sides, arms, thighs. He is alive. The pulse. The warmth. Feels like love. They are madly in love.\n\nLater, perhaps they will steal away in the night. Make love and touch underneath open skies, under a blanket of stars, enjoying what could be the last moments of their life as they flee.\n\nNow there's a pound at the door.\n\n\"Glory to Arstotzka.\"\n\nStamp.\n\nThud.\n\nDenial.\n\nScreams.\n\nThey were once madly in love.\n\n\"Do not forget, Sacha.\"\n\n\"I won't forget.\""
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You are a mediator in a case where a robot who wanted to be human, and a human disillusioned with beind fully organic, swapped bodies.. Now one of them is dissatisfied and wants to swap back...
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"content": " “I understand you are no longer happy with the results of the procedure Mr. Geisy.”, I inquired.\n\nTo say that he was trembling with anger wouldn’t be quite accurate. I knew he was angry, he had said so quite clearly and certainly audibly, but you couldn’t see such things by looking. His cheeks lacked any color and his face lacked distortion, his feet lay too resting on the ground and his hands too calmly splayed open palm on the table.\n\n Looking at Delta, the dichotomy was evident. I observed a face controlled by emotion, cycling through dozens of expressions, as if unsure which it preferred. It was in the stage of fear that Delta first used words to express himself, “I won’t go back, I’ve held up my end of the bargain and he must as well!”, voice faltering, as it chocked back a sob, “I won’t let you put me back, I’ll kill myself, and my data can’t be restored anymore, I make all the decisions now!”. The inexperienced face now attempted expressions of glee, confident he would at the very least, experience death.\n\n Now it was time to act myself. My voice was calm and commanding as I spoke to the two of them. “I’m sorry Mr. Geisy but the procedure will not be reversed. All decisions were final.” Perhaps I offered, you might find a volunteer just as you were found.” \n\n His anger seemed to have reached a limit, and his stoic features showed echoes of his soul, “Please just kill me, I can’t do it myself, I didn’t understand.” \n\nI only apologized and turned to leave the room as I continued to hear him over my shoulder. “He tricked me, look at it, it tricked me, help me please.”\n\n Out of sight, in my office, I allowed a single teat of sympathy to slither down my cheek. I looked in the mirror and admirer myself. I knew he was deceived, but it was necessary. It would have been a mercy to kill him, but no one had ever shown mercy to me. My face spasmed, flickering about the spectrum of emotion like a remote through television channels. And I smiled."
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[PM] Horror story ideas
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you are social awkward kid and move into a house haunted by the seven deadly sins that use their traits to help you. Lust tries to make you a stud, greed tries to help with your finances. Etc.
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You've always been able to see numbers floating above people's heads. You quickly figured out that it was the number of people they'd kill in their lifetime. One day you see a young woman with the number 1,176,178,165,098,135,193,510 above her head...
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