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Nasa recorded electromagnetic vibrations that were emitted from the sun and planets in the solar system. Then they translated these vibrations into sound. You have discovered that these sounds are actually a language that you were able to decipher. What are the planets saying to each other?	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Nasa recorded electromagnetic vibrations that were emitted from the sun and planets in the solar system. Then they translated these vibrations into sound. You have discovered that these sounds are actually a language that you were able to decipher. What are the planets saying to each other?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The sounds played on repeat on the TV, the scientists had discovered something incredible. The Planets were making sounds. It was astonishing, the thing is, when Mrs. Hannson told us to describe the sound on paper, everyone else’s paper said something like vibrating or clicking, but I heard words. I thought I might’ve screwed up, so I changed my answers to look like my friend’s who sat next to me. His name was Aaron. After class. I asked the teacher if I could hear the sound again, she happily agreed. “Alpha, Alpha, Subclass, Diamond, Monar—“ She shut the TV off before I could hear the last words. She looked at me with curiosity. “What do you hear, Devin?” I repeated what was written on my paper. “Well, Mrs. Hannson, I just hear vibrations, like in a pattern, ya’ know?” She nodded in agreement. Thank god. I went home and sat on the couch, that sound was playing again. I guess I would write down what I heard this time. Alpha, Monarch, Harmony, Extra, Subclass, Diamond-“ and the sound abruptly shut off. I went up to my room with my paper, my parents wouldn’t be home for another few hours, so I thought I would kill time. The words written looked familiar. Like a code I’ve seen before. I thought of the rhythm the sound played in and I remembered when my dad taught me Morse code. It was easy enough. I thought of the “beeps” every syllable would have and I wrote out a Morse code message. It looked so weird. I got on my computer and put it through a translator. It said “They’re listening. Make sure none of them can hear us.” and the message repeated in all kinds of languages. Some I’ve never heard before, and thought, “How has the government not figured this out. Then I realized they already had, and I was carrying secret information when I heard the sirens.\n\nI looked outside and saw FBI and SWAT cars instead of police cars. I grabbed my stuff and ran out the back door. I went to Aaron’s house and explained the situation, but the cars showed up there too. We ran, both of us, and we saw a drone following us. I tossed my EMF emitter at it once I had put in the right combo and it became an EMP, the drone fell to the ground. I grabbed the drone and ran with it, I pulled out the camera and ripped out anything they could use the track us. I knew that I could salvage this drone for parts so I tried not to damage it. We kept running, the cars were all over town now. Aaron’s parents kept calling Aaron so he shut off his phone. We ran for what seemed like forever until were at the city limits. Sadly, the cars were everywhere around there too. Then I saw my dad, he was in his uniform patrolling the area.\n\nI went up to my dad and asked him for help, he just looked at me and grabbed me, pulling me. I resisted and yelled at him to let me go. He dropped his arm. “Devin, what the hell is wrong with your dad?” Aaron yelled. “Sorry, I’m not myself, come back later.” We ran again but with my dad chasing us. We were almost towards the center of the forest area when someone hit my dad with a frying pan from behind. It turns out I ran into some people. Lots of people. Kids. All of them. “We’re the last ones, no where is safe.” The kids told us. We stayed with them as they told us that they recovered the same message. What happens now, I don’t know, but we’ll see, what lays in the path ahead." } ]	true
Humans are engaged in an intergalactic war with a fanatic, puritanical race of aliens. Our greatest weapon? Livestreams of people playing Cards Against Humanity. They can't shoot at us if they wouldn't dare to look at us.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Humans are engaged in an intergalactic war with a fanatic, puritanical race of aliens. Our greatest weapon? Livestreams of people playing Cards Against Humanity. They can't shoot at us if they wouldn't dare to look at us." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/Aerd_Gander, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- While it doesn't seem to be your intent, the mods reserve the right to remove anything we feel may become harmful to the community. \n\nPrompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/97iisf/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
It happens that you are a very clumsy person with no sense of care, but somehow you always get away from troubles safety. One day, your Guardian Angel reveals himself, and his arm is broken after a fight with a demon. You start to worry, because he can't protect you for a long time starting now	[ { "role": "user", "content": "It happens that you are a very clumsy person with no sense of care, but somehow you always get away from troubles safety. One day, your Guardian Angel reveals himself, and his arm is broken after a fight with a demon. You start to worry, because he can't protect you for a long time starting now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am a usual clutz, and sometimes I just end up in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm just glad I've been able to get out of certain situations involving gangs, shootings, almost getting run over by a car, and lots, lots more. I've been starting to wonder if maybe there's a Guardian Angel watching over me. \n\nAnd indeed, there was. \n\nOne night, I heard a weak knock at my door, and confused, I went to open it. It was a blonde guy, beaten up pretty badly. \"Oh my gosh, what happened?!\" I cried, expecting maybe a killer or gang in the neighborhood again. The male, about my age actually, just glanced at me with bright blue eyes, even though he seemed to be in a bunch of pain, \"Can... Can I come in?\"\n\n\"Of course, let me get you something, you should rest, I'll lead you to the couch!\" I was a mess, because I am quite a fretty, overprotective and caring girl. So I led the blonde into the house, quickly shutting the door after to make sure there wasn't going to be anything else coming in, for worse intentions than some hospitality. Maybe hospitality and stabby stabs. \n\nI let the male plop down on the couch and went to cook up some food. I'm not the best cook, but at least I could give the guy something. When I came back, the blonde gratefully ate, muttering, \"You cook better than Graces does back up at the GAHQ.\"\n\n\"Thanks...?\" I said, not really knowing what GAHQ stood for, but well I was willing to accept the compliment! \n\nThe blonde chuckled, \"Honestly! You're taking better care of me than I have for the past month! It looks worse than it is. Just a broken arm, some scratches. I'm fine.\"\n\n\"A broken arm? But that's pretty bad,\" I say with worry. \n\n\"I'll heal. At least we gradually heal since we can't really die anyway,\" The blonde shrugged one shoulder. \"But... It would take at least a month or two.\"\n\n\"Can't... Die? Are you some sort of immortal vampire or something?\" I ask, sitting beside the blonde. That made him laugh, \"Far from it! Yes, we've already died, but we were so chivalrous, loyal, and protective that we're tasked by the Boss to be Guardian Angels, protecting any innocent souls from the demons that are invading the world as of late. Those gangs and attackers, and that really insane driver? All demons in disguise. You were about to be jumped by a demon while walking back to your home today with those groceries, but I fought him off.\"\n\n\"So... You're my Guardian Angel... Is that how you got those injuries?\" I asked. \n\n\"Yeah... He was a real nasty one. You might be on your own for a while. But while you aren't too good on your feet, and luck, you have a strong soul. You can fight those demons off for as long as I recover.\" The blonde winked. \n\nI smiled at that, but I was still a little nervous. 'Demons? Are you sure?' \"Do you have wings?\"\n\n\"Wings? I mean yeah, we have wings and also the ability to shapeshift into a bird. I personally have the soul of a dove, so that's my form. But... Usually I don't show them in the real world.\" The blonde hummed. \n\n\"Is it... Ok to reveal yourself like this?\" I asked. \n\n\"Oh yeah, definitely! The pure humans have a Guardian Angle watching over them too, so they'll believe you. And there's no danger of demons hunting us down. I swear, those guys are blind!\" He laughed. \n\nI giggled, \"So uh... You know my name then... What's yours?\"\n\n\"Oh yeah, Sarah, its Ikari. But if ever disguised, which I never seem to have the need to do, I go by Ike. It was my past life's name, so. Speaking of... I should be off. Especially like this. You'll be fine for the next month! I won't be able to protect you for awhile, but I'll still be able to check up on you. So see you later, Sarah!\"\n\n\"See ya, Ikari...\" I waved lightly as the boy waved back with his good arm, before disappearing in a flash of light and white feathers. I then sighed as the feathers floated to the ground, \"Its going to be a long month, ae.\"" } ]	true
You and your friends are in the park, inventing joke spells. You yell "Shmemy, shomey, turn this paper, into money!" and your mind is boggled by the hundred dollar bill in your hand.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You and your friends are in the park, inventing joke spells. You yell \"Shmemy, shomey, turn this paper, into money!\" and your mind is boggled by the hundred dollar bill in your hand." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "\"Alright man, that's a nice joke. How'd you do it?\", Kenny asked.\n\n\"Um, I honestly don't know? Like, I just took a piece of paper,\" I said as I grabbed a post-it, \"And then I said 'Shmemy, shomey, turn this paper, into money!\"\n\nWith another poof, another hundred dollar bill appeared in place of the post-it note. \n\n\"C'mon man. It's funny the first time but when'd you get smoke grenades and how'd you slip a perfectly crisp hundred-dollar bill.\", Joey said to me, examining the first bill. \n\n\"Are these even real bills?\", Kenny said as he held the second bill. \n\"Guys, I have no idea. Like, I think this might be legit magic.\", I said, imagining the possibilities. \n\n\"Yeah, right, and if I say, 'Shmunicorn, Shunicon, make me a unicorn', a unicorn's gonna appear,\" Kenny said, when suddenly, in a cloud of smoke, a pink unicorn whinnied behind us. \n\n\"Alright, what the fuck is happening?\", Kenny said, slightly freaked out. \n\n\"Uh, I just said, 'Shmunicorn, Shunicon, make me a unicorn', and-\", with another poof, a baby-blue unicorn appeared next to the first one, neighing.\n\n\"Huh. I wonder what would happen if I said, 'Shmurl, shurl, here's a hot girl'\", Kenny said.\n\nSuddenly, with a poof, a screaming girl lit on fire ran around causing all of us to scream as the unicorns got spooked and smashed through the bench we had jumped up from. \n\nThe girl quickly ran around in circles until she jumped into the nearby lake, got up, looked at us, and asked, \"WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND WHY THE FUCK WAS I ON FIRE? ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?\"\n\nWe quickly shrugged and ran away as the unicorns wreaked havoc in the park.\n\nLater that night, when I tried saying \"Shmemy, shomey, turn this paper, into money!\", at home to a post-it, nothing happened. I was completely confused but I accepted that it would be better than having to deal with the consequences of magic-gone-wrong again. \n\n\\--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nAs Jurik watched in the trees in the distance, he snickered. \n\nAs a magical fairy, it was always fun to mess with humans, making them think they had magical powers. It was always enjoyable to convince them they had powers before they got shipped off to mental asylums after they tried and failed. \n\nAlthough he had not expected the boys to run away screaming so quickly from the unicorns nor had he expected them to ask for a burning girl, it was more than enough fun for him. \n\nJurik snickered as he flew away, looking for his next victims to prank." } ]	true
Medusa meets Midas	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Medusa meets Midas" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "\"Yo boi, Midas, gonna be comin' to tha town-a Adventuruous Beginninns rrrrreeeeaaaalllll sooon! So be onnit! Excelsi!\"\n\nYou change the channel. The grease from your salty, fried, potato based snack leaves a stain almost as intense as the stain of lonliness that hovers about you. You toss a potato treat past coffee stained teeth. A rock breaks through your window. The second time this week. You walk to your front door.\n\nMikey stands on your front porch; his gaze is as inescapable ads the scent of unwashed bedsheets and body odor he emits. \"S-sorry. I'm t-trying to get the hang of this messenger thing.\"\n\nYou inite Mikey inside your domain. He informs you that \"Medusa is back.\" You two make plans, \"Use Medusa to look at Midas.\" Mikey drinks some of your milk, \"Banana is my favorite.\"\n\nGet Medusa to touch Midas. Midas is upsetting the status quo by handing gold out to the masses. He'll be voted into the king position soon, with the peasants thinking he'll continue to hand out gold. You've seen this happen before. He has no intention to hand out gold past the election; where he'll then only hand out gold to people inside the castle walls. You put on your earbuds and mount your steed. One quick listen to Midas' greatest hits reminds you of why you want to stop him:\n\nMidas Touch(x4)\nI fucked a girl and she said I'm whack,\nPut my bare hand on her lower back,\nShe like 'Oh shit, what the heck?'\nNow I wear that bitch around my neck\nMidas Touch(x4)\n\nAnd not to mention the song that has all the peasants dismounting their horses in order to film themselves singing along (ths causing the backbone worker of the kingdom to impale themselves on low hanging branches.):\n\nCybele do you love me?\nOedious was right,\nCan I see you tonight?\nCybele you a goddess to me,\nJust call me Zeus,\nI do who I do\n\nYou study the lyrics carefully as your ride to Medusa's layer. For the past decade, Medusa has been tourmenting dungeon crawlers. Whenever you think you've defeated her; she comes back through stories and legends. The only way to truly defeat her is to not toalk about her; but there's always some dongeon crawler that saw the Dungeons Dragons and Caverns episode that featured her. Guy Firetosser is an asshole. You and Mikey arrive at the entrance to Medusa's lair. You both climb off your steeds and take a look at your inventory:\n\nYou\n1 Sword of Shadow and Light\n1 Cursed Crossbow\n20 Cursed Arrows\n30 Arrows of Blowing Shit Up\n656 Potions for Just in Case\n\nMikey\n1 Country Time Lemonade Mix\n1 Mirror of Rubber and Glue\n1 Helmet That You Were Saving For Later\n\nYou and Mikey put on your armor:\n\nYou\nHelmet of Ritalin\nCuirass of Confidence\nGauntlets of Good Bois\nGreaves w/BS Detection\n\nMikey:\nFedora of Niceness\nCoat of Turtle\nGloves of Grooming\nPants of Dance\n\nYou and Mikey go through the tunnesl of the dungeon with ease. You two battle through Norms and Slimes until you get to your least favorite part of the dungeon, The Bride of Trolls. The first few trolls are easily taken out with your sword. The trolls only get stronger with each defeat, though, so you have to use a few Arrows of Blowing Shit Up. The final troll is the hardest. \"Fi, Fi Fo, Fum, I smell the muff of an English mum!\" yells the final troll.\n\nKnown as the KM Troll; you've always had a stressful time beating this particular baddie. Mikey uses his Coat of Turtle to strengthen his defense. \"Nice try,\" you say, trying to conserve your HP, \"I'm not a mum, and you know that.\" The KM Troll reels a bit as you score some of his HP.\n\n\"How is your helmet made of ritalin?\" asks the KM Troll.\n\n\"It's not,\" you reply with confidence, \"this is a helmet that is infused with ritalin magic.\"\n\nYour logic wasn't good enough. You lose HP. With a fierceness you load an arrow and shoot it at the KM Troll. He grabs it mid-air.\n\n\"Are these what they use for upvotes on the internet,\" says the KM Troll while looking over the arrow.\n\nYou lose more HP. You need to get some health in you; but you have to defeat KM Troll first. There's only one option. One thing that can defeat the greatest Troll in the dungeon. You take out the bomb of plot convenience. The bomb is red, white, and poorly drawn. You toss is at the KM Troll.\n\n\"Do you know de way?\" asks the bomb.\n\n\"The way is the path of the spirit,\" KM Troll tries, his HP lowers.\n\n\"I knew the way once,\" it makes too much sense, KM Troll loses more HP.\n\n\"Are you Queen?\" asks the bomb of plot convenience.\n\n\"I am someone's queen, wait!\" KM Troll explodes with the bomb.\n\nMikey makes some Coutnry Time Lemonde to refill both your HP. After a few easy battles, you two are ready to face Medusa. The Medusa fight isn't as hard as it was when you were a few levels lower (back when you were the Ranger that everyone knew), ever since leveling up to Mysterious Ranger at Taver; and then Mysterious Hermit Ranger, you've had no problem defeating Medusa. This time, though, you have to draw her out of the dungeon. \n\nYou and Mikey get her attention with yells and fake attacks. The process is longer and more broing than an escort mission. Once outside, Medusa starts to lose HP quickly; she's not supposed to be outside of the dungeon, the sun must be taking its toll on her. You string Medusa through town, taking note of everyone she turns to stone. Mikey guides you with his Mirror of Rubber and Glue; he can get a good look at Medusa, but has to be careful not to have the mirror magic shoot her. \n\nThere is a parade happening for Midas. People are lined up on either side of the muddy, piss and shit soaked street. You try to get through the crowd, but one woman gives your trouble, \"Shouldda been here before the parade started,\" she is unhappy. Mikey tosses you the mirror then confronts the lady.\n\n\"Ugh. If I were a six foot tall guy with muscles and tattots, you'd let me through,\" the woman starts to disappear, \"women always want a guy that goes to the gym and is an asshole,\" Mikey's chins expand to double their size, his voice gets wheezy and he starts breathing through his mouth, \"I'm the best friend you'll ever have. So by that logic, I should be your boyfriend. But you're just a bitch that doesn't notice how awesome of a personality I have.\" Medusa stops and shakes the snakes on her head; the woman making a fuss cringes out of existence, Mikey continues, \"Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Hey wanna go out and see Ghost in a Turtleneck at the anime cinema? Didn't think so bitch.\" \n\nWith the exchange over, Medusa continues her attack. You toss the mirror back to Mikey, who continues to lead her on. All three of you break through to the main street. No one is phased as they think it's part of the parade. You can hear him coming, singing a song from a few floats down:\n\nShit yourself up, then come to me,\nShit yourself up, then come to me,\nShit yourself up, then come to me...\n\nThe crowd grows wider with every line, especially the lighter folk. You and Mikey have to play this carefully. You have to get them to touch and see each other at the same time. The crowd around you has all taken a glance at Medusa, they are all stone. You get the idea. You shoot an Arrow of Blowing Shit Up behind the float that Midas is on. \n\nChaos smiles. People scream. Midas' float starts progressing forward, faster. \"It's time!\" you scream to Mikey; he rides past the front of Mida's float; he jumps over it. Your hope is that Midas and Medusa see and touch each other at the same time.\n\nIt worked! Midas turned to stone! But that was only half the plan. You turned to make sure the mission was accomplished. While it was...Medusa was not turned to gold. You saw her with your own eyes for the first time. It was a fortenight. An entire fortenight before Mikey came back to collect your statue. He's spent the majority of the past few years looking for a cure, something, anything. You can hear everything that's happenig around you; your vision is restricted to what's right in front of you. You hear Mikey growing older, his voice getting deeper, and every short glimpse you get of him, his hair is whiter. The mission was successful. The mission was successful.\n\n" } ]	true
[EU] You have lived in Springfield most of your life. You hear about the death of a famous voice actor on the news. You try to tell your coworkers the news but you are now mute. The citizens of Springfield start hunting you, calling you the "walking dead."	[ { "role": "user", "content": "[EU] You have lived in Springfield most of your life. You hear about the death of a famous voice actor on the news. You try to tell your coworkers the news but you are now mute. The citizens of Springfield start hunting you, calling you the \"walking dead.\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "'Hey hey, kids.' A gravely voice says. \n\nMy eyes are blind, and my hands are tied. But my mouth is left ungagged, not that I can speak anyway. Three days ago I was watching \"Itchy & Scratchy\" when Kent Brockman interrupted the show. \n\n'Good evening Springfield. I bring you this important news broadcast to inform you that Nancy Cartwright has passed away. We urge all citizens to keep an eye out for any silent, or overly quiet characters, which shall now be known as \"walking dead\". If you see or don't hear anything, please call this number.' \n\nI tried to speak, but couldn't. It freaked me the heck out. Which brings me to my current crap stick situation. Tied to a frickin chair. \n\nThe oh-so-familiar voice of Krusty spoke again. 'Eughhhhh.' He grumbled. 'This is going to be a bigger mess than the time I release The Clogger.' \n\n'Excellent.' Came another, older, voice that I knew was Mr Burns. 'Serves that little devil right for shooting me.' \n\nI heard the sucking of a dummy and knew that Maggie was next to me. I struggled under the restraints and rocked back and forth. Two hands slapped onto my shoulders and held me still. \n\n'Quit being a brat.' Krusty said. \n\nI twisted my head blindly and lunged with an open mouth. I wrapped my teeth around the first bit of flesh and bit down. \n\n'YOEW!' Krusty cried. \n\n'No!' Mr Burns shouted. 'You can't hit the boy. He has to be presentable for the next episode.' \n\nI flinch and cower even though the blow never comes. Instead one of them pulls off the blindfold. \n\nThe lighting is dim, coming from a hanging bulb and I can see my surroundings. Lots and lots of kegs. I guessed Moe's from the smell, having smelt it on Homer so many times, but the exposed brick and vats of beer confirm my fear.\n\nTo my left, I see Maggie, with a small blindfold around her innocent eyes. Her dummy is moving rapidly. I can see Todd and Rodd Flanders with their hands tied in prayer. Ralph is facing a corner with a crayon in one hand. \n\n'Listen,' Krusty crouches in front of me. 'you're going to help us find Nelson.' \n\nNelson was a bully, but I didn't want him to end up like us. I shook my head.\n\n'If you don't, we can make your send-off a painful one.' \n\nI continue to shake my head and snap my teeth at Krusty, who is nursing his hand. \n\nKrusty waves his hand in the air. 'Bartman tried to jump the tire fire and unfortunately did not make it.' \n\nI picture the flames, and it stops me from shaking my head.\n\n'Look kid. I'm sure you're too young to know this. But if your voice actor dies, then we have to cut you from the show.' \n\nI start shaking my head again and open my mouth to try to say no, but nothing comes out. " } ]	true
For 24 hours all electronics are broken and you are forced to make social interaction with people, welcome to the surge	[ { "role": "user", "content": "For 24 hours all electronics are broken and you are forced to make social interaction with people, welcome to the surge" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/cookiemonsta57, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No recent reposts, even if changing small details](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_5.3A_no_recent_reposts.2C_even_if_changing_small_details)\n\nAlso, no [copy-cats](http://i.imgur.com/38FjDgW.gifv).\n\nSearch before submitting as popular ideas can cause floods. If your idea is based on something you read elsewhere on reddit, chances are it's been submitted here already. Please wait at least 2 weeks before reposting.\n\n \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/99i54p/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
You unsubscribe from /r/WritingPrompts because every prompt is so ludicrous, outlandish, over-the-top, and extreme.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You unsubscribe from /r/WritingPrompts because every prompt is so ludicrous, outlandish, over-the-top, and extreme." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/SayCutDamnit, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Prompt users in the title, but don't play writing games or commission stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_6.3A_prompt_users_in_the_title.2C_but_don.27t_play_writing_games_or_commission_stories)\n\n- Prompts go in the title, do not extend into text. You can add commentary in the text, but don't add additional prompt restrictions. Also, avoid [too many details](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/prompts?src=RECIPE). \n\n[Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses)\n\n- Write Anything: A prompt must actually be a prompt, not a \"write anything\" \n\nIf you're looking for prompts that are not about superheroes, etc, then why not try sorting by the [RF] reality fiction tag. That is a tag which only allows prompts that are completely reality based, so you'll get what you are looking for I hope. \n\nWe'd also ask you to please not post prompt that are designed to just be rude about the subreddit. If you have an issue, you're free to raise it in the Saturday Satchat post, but posting just to be rude isn't really very helpful. \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/99n1rp/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
[EU] In the Harry Potter universe, where paintings and images can interact with those looking at them, a mysterious new wizard arrives from Japan, accompanied by a waifu pillow...	[ { "role": "user", "content": "[EU] In the Harry Potter universe, where paintings and images can interact with those looking at them, a mysterious new wizard arrives from Japan, accompanied by a waifu pillow..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/BRINGINDATHUNDER, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- Sexually explicit themes are not allowed. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n[No recent reposts, even if changing small details](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_5.3A_no_recent_reposts.2C_even_if_changing_small_details)\n\nAlso, no [copy-cats](http://i.imgur.com/38FjDgW.gifv).\n\nSearch before submitting as popular ideas can cause floods. If your idea is based on something you read elsewhere on reddit, chances are it's been submitted here already. Please wait at least 2 weeks before reposting.\n\n \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/99regv/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
On a warm summer day, the RMS Titanic has finally arrived to New York. The only problem is that the year is 2008 and the stock market has just crashed.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "On a warm summer day, the RMS Titanic has finally arrived to New York. The only problem is that the year is 2008 and the stock market has just crashed." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "\"Don't pull out of Bear Sterns!\" An angry, balding man shouted on the television.\n\n\"Hey bartender, change the channel. I just got a call from a person, who I spoke to over the phone because texting hasn't been invented yet, and they said that the Titanic just pulled in\" A fat man eating a sandwich yelled at the bartender.\n\nThe bartender, a big breasted blonde who just got out of college with a Masters in History, grunted in confusion and switched the channel.\n\n\"What, do you mean they're putting on some play, or some shit?\" the bartender asked.\n\n\"No, the actual Titanic. It pulled into the harbor and everything. There are people unloading, all dressed up in the stereotypical 20's garb and everything\" the fat man shouted.\n\nThe television showed an elderly woman dressed in a heavy coat walking down the ramp of the Titanic, which was parked along the harbor. The woman appeared perfectly healthy and normal, as if this was just another regular boat. Then she dropped her bags and her bowels spilt out all over the deck below. She vomited up blood and maggots before croaking over, then crawling towards the crowd of onlookers who had gathered in a massive crowd to witness this strange event.\n\nShe crawled to the end of the ramp and lunged at the crowd of people, biting the first person she came in contact with.\n\n\"Holy shit!\" The bartender yelled as she involuntarily switched the channel. It was Nickelodeon and they were playing Catdog.\n\n\"Change it back!\" the fat man yelled while smoking a fat, dark cigar.\n\n\"No, I can't\" the girl said as she frantically began pulling her hair out.\n\n\"Change it back!\" the fat man shouted.\n\n\"No, I can't. If I change it back, that means it's real\" the girl weeped while pulling her hair out in clumps.\n\n\"Change it back!\" the man yelled as loud as he could while swallowing fries. One of the fries was lodged into his windpipe. He began to choke.\n\n\"Okay! I'll change it back\" the girl shouted while the fat man choked to death. She switched the channel back to the news station.\n\nAppearing on the screen were hoards of zombie Titanic passengers. They were all running at crowds of people, biting them, clawing them, disemboweling, and eating them.\n\nThe bartender turned back to the fat man, who now lay with his head down on counter. His heart stopped beating and his face had turned completely purple.\n\n\"It's the end of the fucking world\" the bartender said." } ]	true
They say a song can transport you back in time to when you first heard it. In your case, that's literal.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "They say a song can transport you back in time to when you first heard it. In your case, that's literal." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I listened to a song I ain't heard in years. It made me travel back in time to 1998. The time travel gave me radiation poisoning, call it an unwanted side effect. By the time I got back to 2018 I died. It was fun though because in the 20 extra years I re-lived I created a band and stole all of Beyonce and Rihanna's music and passed it off as me own. I also created Uber but It failed when I realised Iphones weren't around in the late 90's. I died with many regrets, the main one being \"i wish i never got this radiation poisoning\" - Excerpt from 'space and time. The life and times of traveller John The Rock Beyonce." } ]	true
While falling asleep on an airplane, you suddenly jerk awake. In the corner of your vision appears the sentence "You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby."	[ { "role": "user", "content": "While falling asleep on an airplane, you suddenly jerk awake. In the corner of your vision appears the sentence \"You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "As I jolt awake I quickly look around the cabin of the plane. My eyes quickly zoom in on the grandma teo rows over who's skin was just slightly saggier than normal, how could I have not seen through the obvious disguise. I exit my seat and make my way to the bathroom and turn and walk behind the \"woman\". I pull out my sword, \"Thought you could sneak up on me, huh? Skulratio\". The old woman turned around with suprise \"What are you doing young man\" \"You know what I'm doing now take off your mask and face me you vile bone boy.\" \"But Skulratio is in the seat behind me!\" I turn around and after a few secobds I recognize the ancient iron armor, the blue flames of his damned soul burning in his eyes, his large frame sitting next to me. " } ]	true
You just found out you are your own father, and your own mother!! WHAT‽‽ HOW‽‽	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You just found out you are your own father, and your own mother!! WHAT‽‽ HOW‽‽" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/Alotofboxes, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- The mods reserve the right to remove anything we feel is harmful to the community. This includes, but is not limited to any forms of hate speech, racism, politics, necrophilia, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, torture, rape, or suicide. We will not tolerate it. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9c1837/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
You live on a generation-ship far in the future, en-route to some planet. Nobody alive around you remembers Earth as it was, but you want to hear all you can about it. You wrote fiction about it, to satisfy your obsession. What does your story say?	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You live on a generation-ship far in the future, en-route to some planet. Nobody alive around you remembers Earth as it was, but you want to hear all you can about it. You wrote fiction about it, to satisfy your obsession. What does your story say?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/frosticky, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Direct prompt replies must be good-faith attempts at new stories or poems](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_1.3A_direct_prompt_replies_must_be_good-faith_attempts_at_new_stories_or_poems)\n\n- Fill-in-the-blank: Responses must be at least 30 words. This is essentially a fill-in-the-blank, or you asked a question likely to generate a simple answer. Prompts should encourage a story or poem. \n\n Feel free to repost without the question! \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9cmqf9/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
An artificial intelligence, that stores data in a virtual world complete with functioning societies, suddenly looses all its data past 1990...	[ { "role": "user", "content": "An artificial intelligence, that stores data in a virtual world complete with functioning societies, suddenly looses all its data past 1990..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/StareDog17, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Prompt users in the title, but don't play writing games or commission stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_6.3A_prompt_users_in_the_title.2C_but_don.27t_play_writing_games_or_commission_stories)\n\n- Prompts go in the title, do not extend into text. You can add commentary in the text, but don't add additional prompt restrictions. Also, avoid [too many details](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/prompts?src=RECIPE). \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9cv3l2/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
[EU] You’ve been asked to remake the script for Star Wars Episode VII.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "[EU] You’ve been asked to remake the script for Star Wars Episode VII." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wow that would be a tall task! Where would I even begin? This is like asking someone to disprove the Big Bang theory.\n\nI guess if I were to start. I would begin with why the galaxy allowed a group like the order to establish itself. It seems very unlikely that after the war was done to get rid of the empire that another empire would just rise up. \n\nSo if I were to begin, I would focus on that." } ]	true
As part of a voluntary scientific experiment, your workplace has a giant electronic leaderboard ranking their employees by most recent urination, defecation, and orgasm. One day when you're returning from your lunch break, you notice that stats for all 30 of your coworkers just got reset.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "As part of a voluntary scientific experiment, your workplace has a giant electronic leaderboard ranking their employees by most recent urination, defecation, and orgasm. One day when you're returning from your lunch break, you notice that stats for all 30 of your coworkers just got reset." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/etymologynerd, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses)\n\n- Bathroom Humor: No troll or meme-based prompts. This includes posting fart or poop jokes as prompts. \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9e1ssn/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
Vampires cannot enter someone's home unless they are invited inside. This rule also applies to the remains of dead vampires.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Vampires cannot enter someone's home unless they are invited inside. This rule also applies to the remains of dead vampires." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/Legendtamer47, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Prompt users in the title, but don't play writing games or commission stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_6.3A_prompt_users_in_the_title.2C_but_don.27t_play_writing_games_or_commission_stories)\n\n- Prompts go in the title, do not extend into text. \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9e57z0/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
A recent new technology has made it possible for anyone to create a portal to their own demention. Where you can do and be, whatever you want and live the life of your dreams. Wanna be imortal, or you want to marry that one person, you can do it. Is life still fun without problems?	[ { "role": "user", "content": "A recent new technology has made it possible for anyone to create a portal to their own demention. Where you can do and be, whatever you want and live the life of your dreams. Wanna be imortal, or you want to marry that one person, you can do it. Is life still fun without problems?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/TheMasterofDoom, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Direct prompt replies must be good-faith attempts at new stories or poems](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_1.3A_direct_prompt_replies_must_be_good-faith_attempts_at_new_stories_or_poems)\n\n- Fill-in-the-blank: Responses must be at least 30 words. This is essentially a fill-in-the-blank, or you asked a question likely to generate a simple answer. Prompts should encourage a story or poem. \n\n Feel free to repost without the question! \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9eh6hz/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
At the check-in desk of Malaysian Airlines, a man arrives and shows you his passport. You scan the papers and are stunned, this man was on MH370....	[ { "role": "user", "content": "At the check-in desk of Malaysian Airlines, a man arrives and shows you his passport. You scan the papers and are stunned, this man was on MH370...." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:\n\n- [/r/malaysia] [(X-Post)\\[WP\\] At the check-in desk of Malaysian Airlines, a man arrives and shows you his passport. You scan the papers and are stunned, this man was on MH370....](https://www.reddit.com/r/malaysia/comments/9emx76/xpostwp_at_the_checkin_desk_of_malaysian_airlines/)\n\n&nbsp;^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))" } ]	true
Scientists have created a sentient android capable of perfectly emulating humans. He has a learning disability, identity crisis, and he is kind of a douche.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Scientists have created a sentient android capable of perfectly emulating humans. He has a learning disability, identity crisis, and he is kind of a douche." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/doctorcrimson, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- While it doesn't seem to be your intent, the mods reserve the right to remove anything we feel may become harmful to the community. \n\nMaking fun of people with disabilities rarely goes to a good place. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9enlw9/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
There is a new carnival in town for Halloween! What can be done there? And the public. Who goes? The main act is handsome man in jester clothes that plays with fire. She falls in love with one of the girls in the public.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "There is a new carnival in town for Halloween! What can be done there? And the public. Who goes? The main act is handsome man in jester clothes that plays with fire. She falls in love with one of the girls in the public." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The Ferris wheel spun slow like a snail shimmering up the side of MT Everest. She saw him standing there looking bored as hell. He was tall,but not to tall . He was oh say Joe Jonas tall,and Nick Jonas cute. He had dark hair,freckles,and a butt to die for. She instantly wanted him. However,she was there with her boyfriend. Fred,who was to busy snaking on hot fries to notice how annoyed she was with him. \"You want some babe\" he asked as hot fries flew out of his mouth. She rolled her eyes at him and continued staring at the man of her dreams.\nHe was bored out of his ind. He was stuck being the carnival jester so his best friend Devin could go off with some dude he just met. \"The things I do for my friends\" he whispered to himself. He hated the carnival. The kids where a pest,there parents usually where drunk pest,and the people who ran the damn thing just did not care about safety. One good thing he noticed was the cute red head girl on the ferris wheel. Her eyes reminded him of a young Vivien Leigh. He could have sworn she was staring at him. He would not have mind though. The dufus next to her stuffing his mouth probably would have. But, he had to work all night. To bad,she seems like real fun to hang with.\n\nSo this is my first time on this sub,so forgive me if my response is juvenile." } ]	true
A gay man from today going back in time and ending up talking with a gay man from the 1800s and maybe even getting together.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "A gay man from today going back in time and ending up talking with a gay man from the 1800s and maybe even getting together." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/Fivefnaf, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- While it doesn't seem to be your intent, the mods reserve the right to remove anything we feel may become harmful to the community. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\nSadly there's just no way that reddit will see this prompt and not write (A) hardcore pornography, (B) hate speech, or (C) both.\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9esb1v/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
You find a pen to write your future!	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You find a pen to write your future!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/commandercody95, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Prompt users in the title, but don't play writing games or commission stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_6.3A_prompt_users_in_the_title.2C_but_don.27t_play_writing_games_or_commission_stories)\n\n- Too Detailed: Your post includes too many details to be considered a prompt. It has become a story commission, which is not allowed. Prompts are meant to inspire users to write their own work, not write something for you. \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9f9175/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
You find a pen that you can use to change the future, this pen has enough ink for 5,000 words. There are no limitations to what future you can create except the 5,000 word limit, how are you changing the future ?	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You find a pen that you can use to change the future, this pen has enough ink for 5,000 words. There are no limitations to what future you can create except the 5,000 word limit, how are you changing the future ?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/commandercody95, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Direct prompt replies must be good-faith attempts at new stories or poems](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_1.3A_direct_prompt_replies_must_be_good-faith_attempts_at_new_stories_or_poems)\n\n- Fill-in-the-blank: Responses must be at least 30 words. This is essentially a fill-in-the-blank, or you asked a question likely to generate a simple answer. Prompts should encourage a story or poem. \n\n Feel free to repost without the question! \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9f95m2/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
Everytime you hit the snooze button your gravity for that day increases.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Everytime you hit the snooze button your gravity for that day increases." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It had finally happened. Scholars had warned it was coming almost immediately after the weird new event became a fact of life, but after all the dam warnings the government put out I figured people weren't stupid enough to do it. \n\n\"You sure that's how he died?\" I asked the medical examiner. The man's bloody smear on the floor all that was left of him. \n\n\"Unless someone got in here with a steam roller, ya I'm pretty sure\" he snarked, scraping bits of the guy into a body bag. \n\n\"Suicide?\" I asked, making notes that the entry and exit routes were all still sealed. He shook his head and pointed to the old radio alarm clock. Dam things were outlawed a year ago but folks still clung to them like a life raft. \n\n\"He fell on it. Passed out, probably drunk. Wakes up a half hour late, already pressed it a half dozen times, can't lift himself...you can imagine the rest.\" He sighed. I could. Poor schmuck died trapped under a hydraulic vice that increased every five minutes until splat... probably awake and aware the whole time. \n\n\"Put it in your report. But try to keep it quiet. People are already freaked out enough about this shit. No need to make it worse.\" I grunted. \n\n\"No need to tell me twice.\" He sighed, standing and pulling out some aviator sunglasses. \"I understand the gravity of the situation...\"\n\n(CUE THE BABA O'REILLY) " } ]	true
You're at a party when your partner makes eye contact with you and says their safeword. Fear is in their eyes.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You're at a party when your partner makes eye contact with you and says their safeword. Fear is in their eyes." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Confused,i unbutton the holster on my belt. A part of me knows this is not a lead and fire fight, but one that involves a higher evil, a malevolent presence that has reduced my woman to this state.\n\nI grab a bottle of water and scan the room, when my eyes fall upon the crucifix on the altar. The atheist in me ridiculed my fear in the face of the first test i come across, but the lord's prayer makes place for itself in my brain as i cross the room to grab the cross snd save humanity from satan's evil plans.......... .." } ]	true
After years of hiding his hidden love of Spiderman, masking it with anger and making do with the pictures that that idiot Parker brings him. He's had enough, he will have Spiderman, all of him. (No Sexually Explicit Responses)	[ { "role": "user", "content": "After years of hiding his hidden love of Spiderman, masking it with anger and making do with the pictures that that idiot Parker brings him. He's had enough, he will have Spiderman, all of him. (No Sexually Explicit Responses)" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/mcnugs1, this submission has been removed.\n\nThe surest way to get sexual responses is to put \"no sexually explicit responses\" in the title. This subreddit already has rules about this. \n\nPlease do not post this again. \n\n\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9g9r4u/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
A decade ago you and your partner moved into your home. Your SO let you have full reign of the house with one exception, a shed that would be their space. In all those years you had never stepped inside, but they had been acting strange lately and you took it upon yourself to find out why	[ { "role": "user", "content": "A decade ago you and your partner moved into your home. Your SO let you have full reign of the house with one exception, a shed that would be their space. In all those years you had never stepped inside, but they had been acting strange lately and you took it upon yourself to find out why" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Simply put, it was an odd arrangement. Technically, it was my home - I paid the bills and my name was on everything, so if anything happened to the home I would be solely responsible for shouldering the costs of the financial burden. But being the thoughtful \"hubby-bubby\" that I am, I was gracious enough to call it \"our\" home when my wife moved in a decade ago.\n\nSomewhere in that decade, she took over. There was this mutual, unspoken acknowledgment between us that, somehow, \"our\" house had become her home. I don't know exactly when this shit - excuse me, shift - occured; but I seem to recall it having to do with her withholding sex whenever I went into a room she specifically forbade me from entering. \n\nYes. Forbade.\n\nBut I loved her. The sex was great, her company was even better, and what did I really need from those rooms anyway, right? All I needed was a TV, a La-Z-Boy recliner chair, a cold one, and I was as happy as a snug bug in a rug.\n\nAlso, during this time, she took interest in the shed that was by our house. The shed was purposeless to me. Everything that I used to keep in there - mainly shovels and a lawnmower - she moved to the garage and that worked just as well, so I never complained.\n\nHowever, after ten years, another shift occurred. Ontop of my waning libido, I hit my mid-life crisis.\n\nI was antsy all the time. I felt restricted in my own home. All my guy friends were either divorced, married and cheating, or living the bachelor life and they all told me about how freeing it was to have a variety of women in their life. \n\nBut my issue wasn't with monogamy, it was with authority. Now that I didnt have the same desire for sex as I once did, she no longer had the same power to punish me as she once did. I started to feel angry and defiant. I was the man of this house, damnit! I should be able to go wherever I pleased! Especially in my own home!\n\nSo I did. And where did I start? The shed.\n\nFrom first look, the shed looked the same as it always had. Minus my equipment, nothing seemed altered or out of place. But I wasn't so easily decieved. There had to be a reason she didn't want me in here. So I began to look around.\n\nAround my fourth or fifth search, I found it. What she had been hiding from me this whole time were papers documenting that she had entered the country illegally. \n\n\"I have my green card now.\" She had been standing in the doorway. For how long, I don't know.\n\nPapers still clutched in hand, I faced her and asked, \"When were you planning to tell me?\"\n\n\"I was hoping you would never find out.\" No apology, no nothing. \n\n\"Why didn't you tell me?\" My voice trembled a bit as I struggled to restrain the anger I felt building up inside me. \n\n\"You Americans are weird,\" she dismissed with a flippant wave of the hand. \"If you would have known, you may have got tired of me and found a way to send me back to my country.\"\n\n\"I...\" Would I have? All those times she threatened me with no \"hanky-panky\", would I have used her illegal status at the time to get what I wanted?\n\nA disconcerting silence filled the little shed as we stood, thinking of what to say or what to do next.\n\n\n\n\n" } ]	true
Planet Earth 3018, a girl on a Space Trip, loses her group and floats in space reaching another Planet Earth in our same galaxy. Soon she discovers that everything is specular and the actual Milky Way is crossed by a black hole which acts like a mirror. Will she return on real Planet Earth?	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Planet Earth 3018, a girl on a Space Trip, loses her group and floats in space reaching another Planet Earth in our same galaxy. Soon she discovers that everything is specular and the actual Milky Way is crossed by a black hole which acts like a mirror. Will she return on real Planet Earth?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/LeMuscardin, this submission has been removed.\n\n[Direct prompt replies must be good-faith attempts at new stories or poems](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_1.3A_direct_prompt_replies_must_be_good-faith_attempts_at_new_stories_or_poems)\n\n- Fill-in-the-blank: Responses must be at least 30 words. This is essentially a fill-in-the-blank, or you asked a question likely to generate a simple answer. Prompts should encourage a story or poem. \n\n Feel free to repost without the question! \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n[Prompt users in the title, but don't play writing games or commission stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_6.3A_prompt_users_in_the_title.2C_but_don.27t_play_writing_games_or_commission_stories)\n\n- Prompts go in the title, do not extend into text. You can add commentary in the text, but don't add additional prompt restrictions. Also, avoid [too many details](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/prompts?src=RECIPE). \n\nWe find that when people ask a question in a prompt (especially a yes/no question), we get a bunch of low-effort 'stories' that are just people answering the question(e.g. 'No'). Also be careful to keep details out of the text.\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9gvyl1/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
[EU] Rocket Raccoon stumbles into a furry convention.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "[EU] Rocket Raccoon stumbles into a furry convention." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/Chickenshots, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- Sexually explicit themes are not allowed. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9h91jp/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
You have gay sex with your hairy sweaty stinky uncle and you get HIV and have 2 weeks to live. You then go on a mission to infect everyone with your hot ass aids	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You have gay sex with your hairy sweaty stinky uncle and you get HIV and have 2 weeks to live. You then go on a mission to infect everyone with your hot ass aids" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/CummyBoner, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- Sexually explicit themes are not allowed. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9hiy1t/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
I tried to warn you. You do not pray to him.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "I tried to warn you. You do not pray to him." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It was a huge mistake. She was too young for me. Relax. Not pedophile young, but age appropriate young. I’m 35. She’s 23.\nBackstory: When I was 23 I was exploring the dark arts. In my studies I found an incantation which could evoke the most vile demon in the conjoined dimensions. \nBut there’s always a skid. The demon was gorgeous. It did the algorithm in your own brain and became your absolutely perfect object of desire.\nIf you’re someone of intellect, then I won’t explain beyond this - Regardless of race, gender, gender identity, social status or ... anything else, this demon would be your model of perfection.\nI know this because a dying man told me so. He was actually the one who showed me the incantation. That moment could have been my new beginning, but it was, I thought, the end of the line.\nThe skid is that the demon will satisfy you completely, but you will become everything that you despise in order to appease it.\nI ended my occultist leanings, but I kept the written incantation as a souvenir of my past.\nThen I fucked up. \nI called an escort to my home. I had whiskey tongue and I told her the backstory of the incantation which I had framed on my wall. Drunk, babbling and slurring I told her, “Never say those words aloud. Those are prayers to your perfect person. No matter what you do ... do not pray to him.”\nI went to the bathroom and I took a piss. When I returned she was staring at the words and reading out loud. I heard her say, “Amen.” \nShe looked at me and said, “You’re just being superstitious. I just said the prayer and nothing happened.”\nThat’s when we both heard a knock on the front door. She walked over to my knife block set with a glazed look in her eyes. She said, “That’s him.”" } ]	true
[EU] Just another day for a town guard in Skyrim. Suddenly some crazy guy with a bow pops out, shoots you in the knee and then you faint from blood loss. You awaken from a coma days later only to discover that you have acquired a Stand スタンド	[ { "role": "user", "content": "[EU] Just another day for a town guard in Skyrim. Suddenly some crazy guy with a bow pops out, shoots you in the knee and then you faint from blood loss. You awaken from a coma days later only to discover that you have acquired a Stand スタンド" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/anaIconda69, this submission has been removed.\n\nPrompts must be in English. \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9igoy1/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
You’ve vanquished the countless hoards of lackeys and finally reach the black pit of abyss from whence the ultimate evil cones forth and it’s... your dear sweet grandma.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You’ve vanquished the countless hoards of lackeys and finally reach the black pit of abyss from whence the ultimate evil cones forth and it’s... your dear sweet grandma." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Munch, munch, cookies that crunch. \n\nGrandma! What are you doing here?\n\nMmm delicious, do you want some my dear?\n\nNo, there's a monster, an evil, a demon here!\n\nOh thats not a problem, that justs me sweetie\n\nNo, Grandma, we need go like now, seriously!\n\n&#x200B;\n\nShe rises from the bloody table\n\nHer face smiles looking down\n\nGrandma gulps and grows in height\n\nThe shadow contrasts her crown\n\nOf which fire and lightning surround\n\n&#x200B;\n\nMunch, munch, children - a bunch\n\nGrandma is attending the ultimate baby eating brunch!\n\n&#x200B;\n\nHahahahhaha, I can't believe you just read that.\n\n&#x200B;" } ]	true
In this world, battles are literally fought with words. One day, the king of this world, the God of Rap, The Slimest of Shadies, releases a barrage of verses that decimates all young and aspiring linguistics warriors. Much to his surprise, one foolish rapper attempts to fire back.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "In this world, battles are literally fought with words. One day, the king of this world, the God of Rap, The Slimest of Shadies, releases a barrage of verses that decimates all young and aspiring linguistics warriors. Much to his surprise, one foolish rapper attempts to fire back." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi there, this post has been removed.\n\nWhile it doesn't seem to be your intent, the mods reserve the right to remove anything we feel may become harmful to the community. This includes prompts likely to generate such responses. \n\n\n\n---\n\nPlease refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to send us a [modmail.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/8lpkcq/-/%0A%0A)\n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
Every 50 year or so, the world has experienced a rights movement: women's in the early 1900s, civil rights in the mid 1900s, and LGBT rights recently. It is now the year 2050, and underway is the age rights movement to abolish the drinking age, voting age, etc.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "Every 50 year or so, the world has experienced a rights movement: women's in the early 1900s, civil rights in the mid 1900s, and LGBT rights recently. It is now the year 2050, and underway is the age rights movement to abolish the drinking age, voting age, etc." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/EqualEbb, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- The mods reserve the right to remove anything we feel is harmful to the community. This includes, but is not limited to any forms of hate speech, racism, politics, necrophilia, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, torture, rape, or suicide. We will not tolerate it. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9jzn15/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
A completely mundane day at work, except it's written like an erotic tale, excelt with no sexual content	[ { "role": "user", "content": "A completely mundane day at work, except it's written like an erotic tale, excelt with no sexual content" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi there, this post has been removed.\n\nSexually explicit themes are not allowed. This includes prompts likely to generate such responses. \n\n\n\n---\n\nPlease refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to send us a [modmail.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/8cdfpu/wp_a_man_is_born_with_an_extraordinary_power/%0A%0A)\n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
You are dropped on to an island full of strangers. You realize that these people are all stereotypes of a country.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "You are dropped on to an island full of strangers. You realize that these people are all stereotypes of a country." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hi u/Prometheus476, this submission has been removed.\n\n[No explicitly sexual responses, hate speech, or other harmful content](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_explicitly_sexual_responses.2C_hate_speech.2C_or_other_harmful_content)\n\n- The mods reserve the right to remove anything we feel is harmful to the community. This includes, but is not limited to any forms of hate speech, racism, politics, necrophilia, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, torture, rape, or suicide. We will not tolerate it. \n\n Prompts will be removed if there's a high possibility for rule breaking responses ([rule 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_7.3A_prompts_will_be_removed_if_there.27s_a_high_possibility_for_rule_breaking_responses))\n\nUnfortunately this kind of post tends to descend into racism pretty quickly. \n\nSorry. \n\n\n\n---\n\n[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWritingPrompts&subject=Removed%20post&message=https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9l09mx/-/%0A%0A) us if you have any questions or concerns. In the future, please refer to the [sidebar](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/about/sidebar) before posting. \n\nThis action was not automated and this moderator is human. Time to go do human things." } ]	true
After you pass away, you immediately become conscious in a room with other spirits. "I hope the simulation was up to your expectations", an unknown voice remarks.	[ { "role": "user", "content": "After you pass away, you immediately become conscious in a room with other spirits. \"I hope the simulation was up to your expectations\", an unknown voice remarks." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It was all a blur my life flashed before my eyes and I could of sworn I saw as my body was torn in two.\n\nAnd then it stopped. \n\nI woke up in a white room really bright as well there were blue lights moving all over the place but that's probably just because of the shock it was a traumatic dream..\n\n\"I hope the simulation was up to your expectations\" simulation what simulation.. if earth really was a simulation then dying means you stop existing! ..this dream is really weird and it's getting to me.. \"Can I wake up now?\" \n\nI don't know what it is but I feel like the lights are staring at me, \"You..don't wake up..after...dying.\" I could feel the disappointment but this was just a dream!\n\nIt had to be a dream right?" } ]	true