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You: "I'm sorry Sr, but without a credit score, no bank accounts on your name or any other assets it won't be possible to approve a loan", Superman: "but... but... I'm Superman, I already prove it to you"
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"content": "\"I don't care if you are superman or super mario, without a bank account I cant give you any loans, any money\" Said the manager.\n\nAnd he was right, as the law prohibits him to give even the most minimum amount of money to anyone without a bank account, and the law is applied to every human equally.\n\nThe manager, him not being really into comics, didn't know that this \"Superman\" guy he was talking to was not human but from a distant planet (refer to the comics).\n\nAs soon as Superman was able to tell the manager this fact, a loan of a thousand million bazillion thousand ultra dollars was instantly deposited in a bank account.\n\nWho's bank account? Obviously its not supermans' as he cant have one because his condition of non-humanity. \n\nIn this exact moment of history, in this exact deposit of such large amounts of money, Clark Kent was born, a new identity for this abnormal extraterrestrial that just needed a small loan to start a shoe polishing business in Thailand.\n\nAs soon as the manager realized what he had done (collapsing the economy) he withdrew the funds from Mr. Kents' bank, and gave him the correct sum of a hundred american dollars.\n\nIt was too late tho, the economy had already collapsed and people had already started dying from easily curable diseases and famine."
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It is the year 1067, and you are Harold Godwinson, the one eyed survivor of the Battle of Hastings. Former King.
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The first circle of hell contains the unbaptized and virtuous pagans, including Homer, Horace, Ovid, Lucan and many others who spend their eternity regularly gathering to collaborate and discuss new ideas regarding poetry. This is the dead poet's society.
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[EU] You're just a soldier with abnormally high accuracy no matter what weapon, improvised or not, you use, and can pretty much dodge or even catch bullets mid air. It's been awhile since you were secured by the SCP-foundation, and you're now thinking of a way to escape.
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"content": "You know what? I hate it here. I mean, don't get me wrong I'm as human as they come, but for some reason I'm just a good shot. A very, very good shot. In fact, I remember one time when I was a kid; I shot the post mans eye out from the top of an old hospital building with a BB gun. Now that doesn't sound that good does it? Impressive to be sure but not that cool right? \n\nThat building was 4 miles away from the post office. I just- I don't even know how. One minute I raised the gun to just shoot, the next I just got this feeling. So I pulled the trigger on this feeling, got home a few hours later to hearing my dad talk about how something hit his friend Harry in the eye. I didn't even know it was me til my dad said it looked like a bb pellet. At that point, or maybe a few months after (memory isn't that great believe it or not) I started to really get into my gift I should say. I joined the SAS at 19 and ended up being one of their best snipers to date. Pretty good if I do say so myself.\n\nThen they showed up. I was sat in my base's canteen when my commanding officer asked me to get into his office. He sounded a little off, you know like one of those tones of voice that just doesn't sit right with you? Yeah that. Anyway I walked in and got grabbed! Me! The best sniper in the whole world! When I woke up I was in what looked like a pretty fancy place. Sweet looking bed, nice desk and even the biggest kitchen I've ever seen. I though it was a surprise. You know, just the lads having a laugh! \n\"Oh you're all fucking hilarious now where are ya, you cheeky fucks?\" Then I noticed a panel open. Doctors were stood behind glass, with what looked like a security guard behind them.\n\n\nThat was my first time being at that god awful place. I got out a couple of other time, but I would only get as far as the main hangar before I'd get caught. Funny isn't it? Worlds best sniper can't sneak for fuck all. Anyway, tonight is....my sixth, seventh time getting out but my plan is flawless this time\n\nThey make sure to turn on the extra locks on all of the other freaks cells but I'm smart. It takes a lot of power for such a big place, but theres always one that fucks up. I made sure to rig the door to my place so its definitely the one that fucks up. Once the engineers come to check I'll hide. They'll call in the guard and I'll take em both down and run. I recently discovered I can catch fucking bullets. Like bullet time style in video games but way more fucking awesome\n\n\nOh crap the lock downs started, wish me luck. Deadeye James is coming back once again.\n\n#this was an extract that was found from SCP - 875s many letters to his wife [NAME REDACTED]. We believe he may be trying to contact her. Any information on his whereabouts will be collected both here and anywhere else it is found#\n"
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You’ve sat down for another day of playing Fortnite. All of a sudden you’re sucked into the tv and everything goes black. When you open your eyes you realise you are on the battle bus and everyone is getting ready to jump.
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"content": "\"Oh shit,\" I whisper, immediately aware of my situation. I grope across the base of my backpack for the cord that releases my parachute. My heart stops a moment - where is it? Once more I checked, this time finding it a little further to the right than I had thought to inspect.\n\nA voice called out over a loudspeaker, instructing myself and the people around me to \"prepare to jump!\" I made my way through the crowd to the door, which was still closed. If I could jump first, maybe it would be easier...\n\nThe doors opened and I ran my hand along the base of my bag, found the cord once again, and jumped. About ten seconds later I pulled the cord. It did nothing.\n\nI hit the ground, and felt my bones crush. And that's why PUBG is better than Fortnite."
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Spongebob is a bully and the sidekick to an evil Patrick in his war on Squidward. The show itself is wartime propaganda showing them as average joes. But what really happened?
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In this world, rhyming words have power, and produce random magic. You are a rap artist.
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[CW] Start with 1 word. The next line (or sentence) is 2 words, then 3 words, and so forth. At the middle, reverse the pattern to end the story with 1 word.
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"I'll admit, you gave me a good challenge, got closer than any mortal has in the past. But you can never scam me.. You can never scam the devil"
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"content": "\"I'll admit, you gave me a good challenge, got closer than any mortal has in the past. But you can never scam me.. You can never scam the devil\""
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"content": "I lit my cigarette and took a long drag. \"Well I mean you can't blame me,\" I began, reclining into my chair, \"it's literally my job. Even if the devil walks into my dealership I still have to pull my tricks to make a dollar.\" \n\nSatan chuckled as he leaned forward, \"that's fine I understand. Just remember I'll be seeing you in a couple years\".\n\nI laughed as I snuffed my cigarette and threw the packet in my bin. \n\nSatan growled. \"Decades it is then\"\n\n\"If I say I start running every day as of tomorrow does that help?\"\n\n\"A little bit probably not worth it. \"\n\n\"How much is a little\" \n\n\"8 months\"\n\n\"Yeah fuck that.\" Sitting back I drank my coffee and asked \"so if I can't get you in the camero for £144k what can I get you in it for?\"\n\n\"122 K\"\n\nI leaned back and nodded. \"Aaaaand people in hell want ice water\"\n\n\"Not those in the 6th ring. I'd imagine they'd want a warm coffee. \" \n\nI nodded \"That's fair...but I cannot go lower than 130. I like to eat my greens you know...especially as of late...but since you are the devil 126 and a half and we'll call it a deal. \"\n\nThe devil smiled. \"Ok. You twisted my arm. \"\n\n\"Delightful. I'll have my secretary write up the contract. While we wait may I perhaps interest you in a warm drink or maybe an ice water?\"\n\n\n\n\nAs the devil rode off he laughed meniachally. \"See you in forty odd years.\"\n\nI smiled and waved him off. Leaning over to My secretary and wife Jessica. \"Amazing how he never read the contract. \"\n\n\"Isn't he gonna be mad?\"\n\n\"Probably. But what's he gonna do about it. Shout at us on our new skull throne in the 7th circle of hell?\" I smiled at the contract. \"Dumb fuck just paid for the camero with 126.5 thousand and the throne of hell when we die.\"\n\n"
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Write a two sentence horror story.
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If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. Only a terrorist would wish for opaque clothing.
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Justice System where punishment is Virtual Reality. Instead of going to jail you are required to relive the incident from the victim(s) perspective(s), and experience their trauma(s). Write this from anyones perspective you wish: Judge, Criminal, programmer of VR, ect...
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[TT] You defeated the great enemy of the kingdom, and as promised, your reward is a pile of gold, land, and the hand of the princess in marriage. What’s it like adjusting from the life of an adventurer to married life at home?
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A friend bumps your head and you fall over pretending to be unconscious. The pranks going pretty well, they even take you to the hospital. Eventually it occurs to you that you may have actually died.
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"content": "Mistress death is tapping her fingers waiting for me by a door made of light, she opens it eventually tired of waiting.\n\n\"Look it's your grandma, and the family cat anowball, and she's a frost white Saber tooth with steel blue eye, go pet her\" \n\nI scowled at her, she groans slamming the door, Snowball ran over to see if I was okay, the hissed at death... rather roared at her, Death rolled her yellow glowing eyes snapping her fingers making snowball pass out.\n\nDeath teleports closer, \"Alright kid, you had your chance, now for pissing me off and wasting my time, it's to hell with you\"\n\nI Remer ed the old folk tale of Deaths gambling addiction right as she reached for my throat, \"wanna make a bet?\" Her hand hesitated before retracting... \"Foolish mortal, you know my weakness\" sweating bullets I thought hard about the bet, she was perched on her scythe waiting for the bet, \"You know they say you can't take it with you to the after life, I bet you you can\" \n\nDeath sighed rolling her eyes, \"why done get the dumb ones, I swear my sxytes iq is dropping g because of them, you lose dipshit, there is nothing you can take from Earth to the next life, ever, that much I counter bet and win\" she hovers back up prepping a spell to send me to hell.\n\n\"I win\" i announced, Mistress Death paused as she looked at me like I was stupid, \"i never said it had to be a material\" Snowball woke up slowly as I spoke and trotted over to me, \"Asshole you didn't have to stop my heart on earth\" she mummered between groggy yawns.\n\nI pet snowball, \"yeah but we're going home now girl\". Death was pissed, \"oh fuck you, you want to go home so bad, then fine, enjoy world war three\" I woke up with Snowball suddenly, she was humanoid, the church I was in was destroyed, I was in my favorite outfit, in the standing casket they made for me, shaped like a pyramid, I was completely fine, before me laid a solider dead along with my family and long time child hood friend, the soldiers arm was rigimortified up hold the hilt of an assault rifle and a necklace of a cross, I took them both.\n\nIt was indeed world war three, the USA, Britian and South Korea, Vs. Russia and North Korea. Nukes were dropped mutating the dead into the living, the world was in complete chaos, I looked at snowball, confused as to why she was bypedal, but figured it had something to do with death. A hand slid up my shoulder I snapped around to see my mother, she had come back to life, part of her face disentigrated made my spine chill as I brought the srifle to her head, she closed her eye and whispered below hungry grunts, \"kill me, before I kill you\" that would be the first of many shots I took. On a joinery I found, to be sent straight from hell... this is ironic really my name is Dante, and Death had sequester her self in Hell making herself the ultimate evil.\n\nTen years later after ammageddon broke near the end of world War three, I found myself at the gates of hell, a pit seven worlds deep, and an added twelve to the otherside, Snowball was with me, her from matching mine in size now, dual-weilding AA-X's she huffed, \"so, this is our last mission then\" I nodded bringing her into a hug, \"til the next life\" and fell in never once thinking about the consequence of Death.\n\n\n\n"
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You wake up on an ocean shore with no memory of your life or of what happened leading up to this moment. In the distance you see a boat with a flashing light and people screaming for you to swim after them. Behind you are two hooded figures that are telling you not to listen to them
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"content": " You think for a moment and start swimming after the boat. The hooded figures then try to grab you but you manage to jump in and start swimming. The water is cold and the waves are big, but you keep pushing. You don't know why you are even trying to get to the boat and who the people on it are, but you get a sense that you know them. They keep screaming for you to hurry up, with each second, the more desperate they get. As you get closer and closer to the boat, you try to remember something, anything from your past, but to no success. You finally get to the boat and the people on it pull you aboard. You sit down, breathing heavily. \"What's going on?\", You ask. \"Just rest. We'll tell you everything later\". The end"
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Dog > Man
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You spent your whole life training for the cockfighting rings only to learn that they actually used chickens. [Implied NSFW?]
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In the world of /r/writingprompts, everyone has a word or number or something on or above their head. You are a boring baldy with nothing on your head.
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The disturbing love story between a psychopath and a masochist.
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[OT] A Quiet Place: A Writing Prompt?
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You wake up in a saw trap, but you are immortal and have lived for thousands of years
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Due to a magic spell, you swap bodies with your little sister. Only problem is, she won't let you swap back.
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The first human to make contact with alien life is a redditor who has read far too many "humans make contact with alien life and humans are amazing" posts on r/WritingPrompts
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You're out to lunch with the person you're cheating on your SO with, your SO's sister walks into the restaurant. She comes over to your table. What do you say?
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"content": "Shit. \n\nShit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.\n\nPlease don’t walk over. \n\nOh my god she’s walking over.\n\nStop.\n\nPlease, lord. Make her stop. \n\nAaand she’s here. \n\n“How’re you Melissa?” I asked her.\n\n“I’m good John, how’re you?” replied Sarah’s sister.\n\n“Who ar—“ talking came from the Side. \n\n“Shut up.” I interrupted firmly. This wasn’t the time for her to talk.\n\nI looked back over at Melissa and just sighed. What are the odds my wife’s sister would go to dinner at the same restaurant I took my Side to? Like, seriously?\n\nShe glared back at me, but she didn’t look angry. All she said was, “Come” so I followed her outside. \n\nIt was getting dark, and we were outside the diner. I didn’t know what to do, so I leaned against the wall and waited for her to talk. \n\nBut she didn’t talk. \n\nShe stood there, and she bit her bottom lip. \n\nNow I was really confused. What the fuck was she doing? \n\nIt didn’t take me another moment to figure it out. She walked forward and grabbed my crotch. And slowly we began kissing. It wasn’t awkward, she was hot, and for some reason it felt comfortable. I felt her soft lips on mine, and my hands falling down her back slowly. We were making out for maybe ten minutes before Side came out and saw us. \n\nMelissa looked at the girl, and signaled her over with one finger. She led me and Side to my car, and we found a room.\n\nI had the most enjoyable night ever, and the video I secretly got kept Melissa from telling Sarah. So I guess it all worked out in the end.\n\n\n"
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The aliens have invaded Earth. However, it turns out that they're actually bug-sized and not threatening to the humans.
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An alien zoo just got its first humans
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Tell a story with a twist ending no one will expect.
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"content": "This was not a meeting I was looking forward to, but it had to be done.\n\nI stepped off the elevator and walked up to the door to his office. I stopped for a moment as I thought back to the last time we talked face to face. It hadn't gone well. He wanted me to work for the family business, I wanted to find my own way in the world. It ended when he threw me out of the house. We had made up recently though. It was nice to be able to come around for the holidays without all the screaming.\n\n\"Hey, Old Man.\" I said walking into the office.\n\nHe looked surprised to see me (and a little annoyed at the name), as if I hadn't scheduled this meeting last month.\n\n\"Ah, little brother, it's good to see you. How are things with you?\" He asked as if he didn't already know.\n\n\"Not good. That's why i'm here. I found another one of your agents dead yesterday. That's three since we arranged this meeting last month. That makes ten in the last two months. Someone is hunting them down.\" I told him. He already knew this, as if any of his agents could die without him finding out within hours of it. But it needed to be said aloud, so he understood what was at stake here.\n\n\"No one has touched one of my agents in years, and now they are dying around me.\" For a moment he looked so weak, as if a strong breeze would knock him over. But then his eyes hardened, and his spine straightened and he looked me in the eye with such strength that I nearly flinched. He looked mad, mad that someone had dared to lay a finger on one of his agents. \"You would not be here if you did not have a suggestion. Do you know who is hunting down my agents?\"\n\n\"No. But I do know how they are being found. I think someone has figured out how they operate, how they blend in. When was the last time you updated their training?\" That was the only thing I could think of. It's how i would do it: Find out how the agents hid in plain sight, what kind of backstories they usually used. It wouldn't be foolproof but it would be a start.\n\n\"Hmm. It must of been back when James was assigned to Theodore.\" No. There is no way that training hasn't been updated since then. Someone must of noticed, said something about the fact that they haven't changed anything in *decades*. At least he seemed to realise how bad this was.\n\n\"I have an... idea. You have to take a long hard look at the entire course and overhaul it. Unfortunately you can't stop operations while rebuilding the training course. Everything would fall apart without your agents there to help. But you can't send out more field agents while someone is hunting them like this.\" I hesitated a moment while I thought over my next words.\n\nAt the look he gave me I continued. \"The fact is your agents are out of touch with the world. They are using outdated methods, methods that need to be updated to fit the times. But more importantly they are out of touch with the lives of the people they are assigned to. They don't know how people live anymore. What their day to day lives are like, the struggles they go through. So I suggest this: Send a few agents down here and have them live normal lives for a while. Let them *see* what they are protecting.\"\n\n\"What you are suggesting would take dozens of field agents to help relocate and protect the agents that are a part of this \"learning experience\" and someone to lead an entire new division of the agency. But it may be necessary. I will agree to this on one condition: You will run this new division.\" He told me.\n\nI couldn't help but smile, he never stopped trying does he?\n\n\"Alright. It was my idea, only makes sense that I lead it. So how many agents are going to be a part of this \"learning experience\"?\" I asked him.\n\n\"Ten agents have died in the field so it only makes sense to start there. You will have two months to get both yourself ready. That means finding people you can trust to help you. After that these ten agents will be assigned to you.\" He said handing me a folder. Of course he already had a folder of agents. Probably had this idea weeks ago and was just waiting for me to turn up so he could make me do it.\n\n\"And what is the name of this new division Michael?\" I asked as I looked at the list of agents he was giving me. I wonder of Alex still needed a job.\n\n\"I thought the Angel Guardian Division would be suitable.\"\n\n**END**\n\nThis story is an origin to two my other stories.\n\n[A Late Night Drive](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/7l2g6l/wp_you_awake_to_a_loud_thud_and_find_3_masked_man/drjoa4y/)\n\n[The Visitor](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/7l8cy3/wp_you_heard_a_gunshot_behind_you_you_turned/drkchbp/)"
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Humans blood gets darker the more evil we do. You have dedicated your life too good and I are a strong believer in karma. One day you get a nasty paper cut and a thick vantablack grime seeps from your finger.
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Write a story that is different the second time you read it.
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The first time you tell someone “I love you” in a romantic way, you become bonded to them for life, unable to ever fall in love with another- whether they say it back or not. Too bad you wasted yours on a childhood crush when you were seven.....
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"content": "In this life, you gotta be careful with your words. Words are powerful. Your word is bond. A person has nothing but their word, it’s a curse. I wish I learned that when I was young. When you’re young, it’s difficult to grasp the meaning of words. Mainly, because a child has little experience of life to understand the true value of words. \n\nWe just get the sense of it and abuse the words we hear. Use curse words for example. When I was seven, I met Cherry Staple. I was new to the school. I wasn't very social, the children there had a distaste for me from the start. I don’t know why. There were these bullies that were making fun of me for not having any friends. They gave me the nickname 3L. Lame, loner, and loser. I ran to a tree, boy was I crying. Then this girl, Cherry Staple came up to me and told me she saw what happened. “Don’t listen to them,” is what she said. I didn’t say anything. She then asked me to play with her. That moment changed my life. \n\nWe became good friends for the next few months. People still called me 3L. She had this great idea of changing my terrible nickname into something beautiful. Laugh, lovely, but she couldn’t think of the third one. She meant a lot to me. \n\nAnyways, she was my friend and made me feel like I was a better 3L. One day, I just told her. “I love you.” And I was thinking that she would say it back and our friendship would be stronger than before. But no. She responded with “My dad says I can’t say that to anyone.” That didn’t hurt me though because I knew she'd felt the same way. She was still my friend. Until the next day, she told me her dad said that she couldn’t be my friend anymore. \n\nShe got a new teacher and new friends from her classroom. I would try to play with her during recess, but she ignored me. She finished the year and moved to a new school. I still think about her. I wonder who she became and how her life is and if she ever said that to anyone else. I know it’s the curse speaking, but… I wonder if she’s still waiting to bump into me to tell me. Probably not. \n\nAnyways, like I was saying, as children we get a sense of a word and abuse it. I would hear my parents say it to one another many times… and they meant it. They would say it, even when they just meant “Thank you.” I got the sense of the word and abused it. I wasted my only “I love you” I had. Now, I can’t have a love connection with anyone. Unfortunately, this means with your mother. I’m sorry, but I don’t love her. Never tell anyone “I love you.” "
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[CW] Write a short story in 100 words or less, then rearrange the words to form a second, different story.
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On your holiday to Japan, your bunny-loving fiancée has convinced you to take a day trip out to the famous “Bunny Island”, Ōkunoshima. The moment you step off the boat and onto the sand, you realize there is something far more sinister about this place than you ever thought possible.
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While in the airport, the metal detector beeps when you pass it. After some tests, TSA notices one of your shoes is the problem. TSA picks that shoe and go run some tests in it. You’re left without one shoe in the main area. Suddenly you hear that your plane is now boarding.
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Drunkenly, you accidentally pour vodka into your pet's water bowl. As a result, your pet breaks the number one rule: do not speak to your owner... Ever.
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What is Kharon doing with the coins paid to cross the Styx?
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As the human race expands and explores the stars, it becomes readily apparent that we are the most advanced species in the universe.
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"content": "As the human race expands and explores the stars, it becomes readily apparent that we are the most advanced species in the universe."
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It turns out the Earth is flat. The government lied to us to protect us.
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"content": "The groups’ eyes rolled simultaneously as Alex continued with his cliche conspiracy theories. \n\n“Cut it out.” commented Owen. “Sandy Hook happened. The Holocaust happened. 9/11 was an outside job. And the earth is very much round. It’s just plain disrespectful when you keep spouting your nonsense without any factual evidence.” \n\n“LIES!!!!” Alex clamored as his face swelled to beet-red. “THEY’RE LYING TO US. YOU ARE WORKING FOR THRE GOVERNMENT AREN’T YOU? I HAVE THE F-“ \n\nAlex was interrupted by a 12-gauge blast to the head. \n\n“That’s enough of that. Help me hide the body, guys.” \n\nA secret service agent observing in the distance put away his pair of binoculars and picked up his cell phone.\n\n“Looks like they took care of him for us. Mission complete.” "
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Your parents watched nervously as you opened the letter. Their fear was justified as you read aloud. "You have been randomly selected from citizens aged 7-8 for enrollment in the Foggy Bottom School of Magic," it began.
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You’ve done it, by god’s you’ve finally done it! Everyone laughed when you said you wanted to transfer your consciousness into a mouse!! But now you need to reverse it...
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"content": "\"I've done it! Look i've done it Marty!\" Shouted the strange talking mouse in a lab coat. \n\n\"What? What are you talking about strange talking mouse? Wait... IS THAT YOU BRICK!?\"\n\n\"Yes Marty i've finally put my brain into a talking mouse.\" Said Brick as he climed on top of a small pile of books. \"They laughed at me Marty, they said it couldn't be done but i proved them wrong!\"\n\n\"Why would you do this, why would you ever do this?\" \n\n\"why is a question for philosophers Marty. Science doesn't deal in why, it deals in how.\"\n\n\"but how did you do it Brick?\"\n\n\"I do not know but, i'm going to need to to figure it out and do all the work because my IQ dropped to 79 and I do not have thumbs\"\n\nMarty glared at his teacher as he began to sweat profusely. \"How am i supposed to do that!\"\n\n\"My notes are over there in that puddle of coffee and beer, i went on a bit of a bender last night and need something to fix the hang over so made and then spilled my beer coffee. So i used my notes to clean it up\" The little mouse exclaimed as he ran on him hamster wheel."
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You find out that due to a glitch you can spend negative money, allowing you to fulfil all your wildest dreams. One day someone knocks on the door. It is Death, and it asks for the interests.
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"content": "money causing more unhappiness. child died and marriage ruined \njason tries to kill self \ndeath is equilibrium, gives first and only second chance\nmain character has power taken\ngiven a second opportunity to be happy under more simple means\n\n**Not in your Wildest Dreams**\n\nJason's hand shook terribly as he scraped together lines of cocaine on the grand mirror that lay before him. His knees perched at the base of its decadent frame, the mirror extended across the sitting area of the palatial hotel suite. His thumb and forefinger fumbling to grip his bank card as he pressed the rocky crumbs into a fine powder. \"Where is the champagne?\" Teagan screeches through the suite, her deafening tones echoing down the corridor from the master bedroom. Jason inhales a thick line through a hundred dollar note before responding to his wives question \"There's some more booze in the mini fridge right next to you\" Jason tries to hide the resentment from his voice. Teagan had been drinking a lot since the accident, then again, so had Jason. The married couple had both tried to drown their sorrows in the months following the death of their son Alfie. Another outburst from Teagan bellows down the hallway \"It's just spirits and this shit beer Jason, where is my champagne?\" Her voice already slurred with alcohol. Jason exhales a weary sigh \"Just call room service and order some more then, I have the card here\" Jason hopes his answer will quell the conversation with his wife. He didn't want to speak with her, nor look at her face. Every time he did a flood of memories would poor back into Jason's mind. Filling him up and overwhelming every part of his being. Teagan had the same eyes as Jason's son and as such the couple couldn't even meet each others gaze without the death of their child Alfie reliving itself in their minds. A married couple, once happy together, now made sick at the mere sight of one another. The clicking and clopping of Teagan's heels along the marble hallway of the hotel suite announced her arrival to the living room before her actual presence. Jason looks up, awaiting his wife. Teagan rounds the corner into the sitting area, light from the bedroom illuminating the left side of her face. Mascara smeared down her cheek. Her cheek weathered and gaunt. What was once an eloquent beige dress now clings to Teagans body in a tattered state, perforated with stains of various origin. \"The card is how we got in this mess Jason\" spat Teagan, her voice cracking into tears. Jason was a man who could take no more, it wasn't that he hated his wife, in truth he loved her dearly. However his own sadness had become too much to bare and the sound of his wife crying had pushed him over the edge. Jason slams a fist down hard onto the mirror. Its impact shattering the glass surrounding his hand into thousands of fine shards, a large crack shooting from the point of impact directly to the top of mirror. \"Well do you want the money or not you fucking drunk?\" retorted Jason, his voice rasping with hurt and anger. "
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You discover you have the power to freeze time. You run around, pranking friends and people you hate, and having fun. When you unfreeze, however, you realise everyone could see what you were doing.
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"content": "It was 10 years ago that I found my power. The ability to stop time in a large radius around me. At first, I had thought I was invincible, thinking no one could possibly found how a bucket of fish paste ended up all over my most hated people. \n\nWell, as it turns out, that's not how my power works. \n\nSee, it seems that they are able to see what happens when I stop time. Had I known that, I may not have gotten suspended for two weeks. \n\nBut that didn't matter. It was all testing. \n\nAt first, I could only freeze time for a minute at most. After that I wouldn't be able to do it again for a few hours. I spent years perfecting this ability. And perfecting the many skills that I could use during it. \n\nEventually, I was able to keep my ability active for hours at a time, with only minutes between activations. I was also able to manipulate where my field ended and began, allowing for control over specific points around me. \n\nNow, I arrived outside of the building that was my destination. It was raining heavily as I stepped out of the sleek black vehicle I had chosen for this little \"outing\" of mine. I looked up into the neon lights.\nMy target was on the top floor, guarded by an army of thugs and minions.\n\nBut that wasn't a problem. I reached into my mind, and felt my stomach wrench, and watched as the rain stopped in its torrent. I stepped forward to the doors, reaching down to the array of concealed knives on my belt, smiling beneath the demonic mask I wore. \n\nI simply walked past all the hired muscular men, slicing their throats as they watched in what must have been pure terror. I wouldn't know, they couldn't move unless I allowed it. \n\nI calmly walked the many stairs put to the penthouse suite. An unfortunate side effect of my ability you see, as I couldn't get electronics to work when they were in the radius of my ability. Such a shame, but it kept me fit. \n\nI took my time getting into the armoured room, but when I finally opened it, there stood my prize. \n\nHe was an older man, but heavily muscled, and gigantic to boot. Were I a normal person, I would have been slaughtered. But fortunately for me, I am not. \n\nI spoke to him then:\n\n\" I am going to ask you a few questions. And if you don't give me the answers....\"\nA blade flashed into my palm, singing a tune of misery. \n\n\" ... then I get to have a little fun!\"\n\nI unfroze him for just a second, just his face, so I could relish the terror as I took more blades out, and set them on a towel before me. \n\nI smiled, already savouring his last hours. \n"
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Two words, 'Avengers sitcom' (pre civil war)
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"content": "I get back home after a long day of work. Walking up to my door, I remember that today is Wednesday. Suddenly, I feel reinvigorated. I quickly unlock the door and head inside. I swing by fridge, and grab my new favorite beer WeyerBacher. My cat runs up to me for some pets and I scoop her up in my free arm. I do a little jig to slip out of my shoes as I make my way to the couch. I snag the remote and pet my cat a few times before I turn on the TV. It's 5:28PM. I'm just in time for my favorite show Agents of Shield. The show that has been around for 6 seasons."
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A godlike planet destroying being has arrived on earth with intent to cleanse it. It claims that if humanity can make them laugh, smile and cry it will spare Earth, and they only have a month before it wipes everyone out. Who does humanity look to for help in accomplishing this daunting task?
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When you walk into a room men and women alike flee. You are the Booty Gobbler. How did you get your superpower?
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Neil Armstrong lands on the moon, only to see a Union Jack in the dust a few feet away.
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"content": "Neil Armstrong lands on the moon, only to see a Union Jack in the dust a few feet away."
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"content": "\"Dammit, NASA lied to me, I'm going to get my revenge\"\n\"Neil what on earth are you doing?\"\n\"wouldn't you mean Moon?\"\n\"Neil, everyone already hates you because of this, don't do it while you are being recorded, please.\"\n\"They hate me?\"\n\"Yes Neil\" Says another voice over the intercom.\"We all hate your puns, they make me want to die, but we should stop talking about this, you had one job, and one job only, to say, one small step for man, a big step for mankind, but you couldn't do that could you?\"\n\" i saw a union jack, the Brits got here first\"\n\"WHA ... lets go tell the president to get the nukes ready again.\"\nEveryone keeps as quiet as they can during the rest of the trip and when they have to communicate, they do so in a very passive-aggresive way. "
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Every day you always happen to look at the time at 12:34, one day you find out why
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"content": "“Hey, look at the time,” I said to the man in the bus stop next to me.\n\nHe looked up from his phone and checked his watch and said, “12:34? Oh yeah, 1-2-3-4.” He looked back down at his phone.\n\n“Wanna know something?”\n\nThe man looked up again, “What’s that?”\n\n“Wanna know something cool?”\n\n“Oh, uh, sure.”\n\n“Whenever I check the time, it’s always 12:34.” I crossed my arms in front of my chest and let a satisfied smile spread across my lips.\n\nThe man had a confused look on his face and then shook his head and unenthusiastically told me, “That’s cool, bud.” \n\nHe began to look down at his phone again but I interrupted the process, “I think I know why.”\n\nThe man sighed and reluctantly deposited his his phone in his pants pocket, “And why’s that?”\n\n“Look at my watch.” I brought my wrist to his face and peered at the numbers.\n\n“Still says 12:34. Did you break it?”\n\n“Nope,” my smile of satisfaction came back. “Pretty close though.”\n\nHe threw his hands up in the air, “Well I’m stumped, bud.”\n\n“It’s stuck like that. I think the battery died.”\n\n“Ah, cool.” A bus pulled up to the stop. “Well this was a nice chat, but I think this is my bus.”\n\n“Want me to sneeze on your hair before you go?”\n\nThe man thought it over before replying, “Uh, yeah, sure.”\n\n“May these expelled particles of mucus from my nasal cavity provide you the guidance needed during the stress of your daily life.” I felt the sensation and the great achoo burst forward onto the bed of hair.\n\nA confident smile spread across the face of the man and he said to me, “I feel invigorated!”\n\n“Take care, now!” I waved goodbye as he boarded the bus and began shouting at the bus driver. The bus sped off away from the stop and I felt it was my time to leave.\n"
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You got the girl. So...what do you with her?
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Having comitted suicide, you find yourself in Hell to a demon dressed in white with a clipboard, who tells you Hell is more like a rehab center than a place of torture. He shows you around, pointing out things of interest.
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You come home from the night shift and feed your cats breakfast before you go to sleep. You wake up to hear the one cat named Goku is crying in pain and can’t move his legs. You bring him to the vet and have to put him down because of a blot clot. You now go to kill God to take his powers....
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Your neighbor has a sign that says 'Beware of "Dog"'. Today, you found out why "Dog" is in quotes.
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"content": "I've had my fair share of warnings\n\nAnd advisories to beware\n\nBut nary a reason to ever be scared\n\nSo it's only natural I grew to be careless\n\nUntil that one fateful moment\n\nI still consider it quite nightmarish\n\nI felt that her wording was somewhat odd\n\n[Well, I call it a dog\n\nJust heed the sign and beware\n\nYour best bet is to stay over there\n\nOr I might have to get him to bite you]\n\nFoolish\n\nTo think that a dog bite would frighten me\n\nShe has yet to come across a person\n\nQuite like the likes of me\n\nSo I decided on a foolish move\n\nOne that I would make spitefully\n\nAnd for the life of me\n\nI'm not entirely sure why I did it\n\nBut I did\n\nBy the light of the full moon I heard a howl\n\nI figured her for a werewolf\n\nLet loose and on the prowl\n\nIf I was clever and careful\n\nI could capture her now\n\nAs I crept closer to her fence\n\nMy ears captured a growl\n\nWhatever creature had made it\n\nHad made it quite loud\n\nAs I peeked over the fence\n\nMy eyes captured a scowl\n\nA scowl captured my face\n\nThere's no escape for me now\n\nI let go of the fence\n\nAnd then fell to the ground\n\nI said to myself\n\n[That's one hell of a hound\n\nDoom must be upon me] 😏\n\nI turn and run as quick as I can lift my feet\n\nI wasn't about to find out if it had something to eat\n\nIt could've been starving\n\nGood\n\nIt's girth was alarming\n\nNot so good\n\nIf I'm allowed to believe my eyes\n\nIt could bear to part with a bit of its size\n\nOne foot in front of the other\n\nIn rapid succession they hit the ground\n\nWhile my heart pounds against my chest\n\nAnd this hound bounds after me\n\nBut somehow\n\nI make it home\n\nIt's quite and I'm alone\n\nI've never known anything like this\n\nWhen I see her now\n\nDo I continue with politeness?\n\nIs it even legal to have that thing?\n\nI there a way that I can fight this?\n\nAnd wait, did I see wings?\n\nI didn't know\n\nAnd I didn't care to\n\nThis is rediculous business\n\nAnd it's none of mine\n\nWho do I think that I are\n\nTo stop my neighbor\n\nFrom having a furry dragon\n\nRoam around her backyard?\n\nThe last question I remember asking myself\n\nBefore I fell asleep\n\nBefore I saw her again the next day\n\nAs I tried to walk faster\n\nSpeed past her and this hazard\n\nThat was along the way\n\nBut she saw me and beckoned me\n\nI reckoned her dog will be the death of me\n\nShe wanted to apologize\n\nBut she had to prove a point\n\nIf I insisted on snooping\n\nIt's not how she likes to do things\n\n[Like I said, I call it a dog\n\nSo I can rearrange the letters\n\nRather than say beware of the werepire\n\nEven though it sounds better]"
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The Lovecraftian Deities meet their untimely demise at the hands of the Old Pagan gods.
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"content": "\"And this, Doctor Halley,\", the short, balding Mr. Crowley began, \"is our spruce and pine collection, one of the first Tree Arsenals on the moon of Europa.\" Mr. Crowley made what he thought to be a dramatic pause. \"See, back when we found out about the Old Ones, way back, before the world was in uproar at the discovery that swastikas happened to be the ancient symbol which held the pelagic fish-folk followers of Dagon at bay, the most insane of the new pagan prophets foretold that we would have-\"\n\n\"One thousand years of chaos before the Old Ones awoke, I know my damn history, just get to the point.\" Visibly irritated, Doctor Halley glanced at the other Scientists with her in the nuclear underground arboreal facility. \"The entire world is wondering why the UN decided that planting ultra high density tree farms in every corner of the solar system was the best way to prevent the crawling madness, and the name 'Tree Arsenal' only gives the impression that the UN is truly more insane than old Erich Zann and I have a press conference to give about this this week, so spit it out, you insufferable, monologuing-\"\n\n\"That is a bit hypocritical, but still beside the point. Just let me finish. To make a long story short, we noticed that all of the eldritch spawn that breached the rift seemed to avoid trees. We have since detected signatures of magic in almost all trees on earth. It is old magic, very wild, made up of blood, dirt and sweat. Upon further examination, we have found that of all religions, the Pagans were right. Trees do indeed contain ancient spirits, and they are hungry and ready to hunt. Professor Charles D. Ward will take over from here. That is not dead which can eternal lie.\"\n\nThe tall, handsome man in the corner smiled. \"And with strange aeons, death may die. If you will, please look at exhibit C12. Here is a chart detailing which types of trees house which spirits and which spirits are favoured in a match up against elder creatures from which realm. As you see, the avian souls contained in birches are particularly suited to combating followers of Dagon and their shoggoths, and can even kill them. No 'Iä, Iä, Chtulhu fhtagn' can help them the way they look after a good bird pummeling.\" The lack of an accent in the seemingly young Professor's pronunciation of Innsmouth-talk made Doctor Halley reconsider her earlier dismissal of the darker rumours surrounding Charles. \"Demons bound into the beasts of the land have always been tricky, but the spirit of the hunter can make an end to them them given enough Oak wood. Now, let's not forget the Colour from the Cosmos. We've had some trouble with that west of Arkham. Certain Pines can be helpful, as they house spirits of cleansing fire. Anyways, perhaps our greatest challenge are the great Old Ones themselves, and for that we have... Well, I will let Professor Darius de la Poer explain, it is really his field of expertise. \"\n\nThe worn-out noble started a clearly rehearsed speech. \"Using graviton beams, we have managed to align certain rocky rouge planets around the milky way into a circle. We expect the more major deities to be able to take the Old Ones, given that they are in the largest, most colossal ritual circle to have ever existed. This will be easy. \"\n\n_________________________________\n\nPart one of probably two, maybe three, but I am writing this on my phone and need to sleep. Sorry about the stilted dialogue and the exposition. "
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You’re planning a heist. Your target? An Imperial Star Destroyer. You’ve got a crew of 20 good men. How do you pull it off?
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You have just been unknowingly granted the power to bring things to life by reading about them. The problem is that you are currently reading a furry novel.
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Turns out, World War 2 was actually a DnD session.
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"content": "\"So let me get this straight. You wanna just be a German that put all your stats into constitution?\" I said looking a bit confused.\n\n\"I mean yeah, I dont want to do any of that generic stuff like kill dragons, I want to take over the world killing Jews.\" Jeremy, my closest friend from high school, says in a very pompous tone.\n\nThe rest of the party stares in silence. They heard of monarchs like Genghis Khan, but never thought about their friend being so ruthless. \n\nAnna, jeremys fiance, thought it would be a great time to jump in, \"I wanna be his wife. I always wanted to be a queen.\"\n\n\"Fine, but I'm your most trusted general. Call me general Putin.\" Jessie says with a laugh as he remembers the current Russian prime ministor's name. \n\nI begin setting the tone with some background, \"Alright its the end of the great depression in the America's, you just dropped out of college because you believed school to be a waste of time. Not just you but your closest compainons decided to join you. Living in poverty strugling, you decided that your life wasnt what you wanted. You wanted to rule the world. What race do you want to be the target of your genocide?\" \n\n\"Jews, they have that weird religion with the star and they dont think Jesus was the savior.\"\n\n\"Weird idea but alright, you decided that jews were a plague on the world and you wanted to create an uprising.... Its been 4 years youre the fuhrer of germany. Your wife Eva supports your every move. Putin by your side controling your armies, what are you guys doing?\"\n\n\"I want to invade Poland.\" Jeremy says as he stands up and throws his hand in the air. \"Wait, i like that. Thats how we all greet.\" As he performs a Nazi salute.\n\n\"Where do you want my forces mine fuhrer?\" Jessie asks before he reaches into the fridge for a coke.\n\n\"We aproach from the west and take their military comand. Enslaving all for my camps.\" \n\n\"Ok but I need you to roll to decide if your men follow you into battle.\" I anounce as they make up their plan. \n\n\"Ok, I rolled a 12 plus 7 that makes it a 19.\" Jeremy looks so pleased.\n\n\"We're going to war sweetheart!!\" Anna cries.\n\n\"Your men, being most young lads who needed work and you were a job that paid well, listened to your orders amd you take over the border of Poland.\" I grab a Dorito out of the bag. \"You doing anything else, Putin, Eva?\" I ask between the crunches of chip.\n\n\"I want to congratulate my men on a job well dont and walk through the barracks.\" Jessie says in a broken russian accent. \n\n\"You see a couple of boys, no older than 19 arging over some missing clothes. One throws a punch and before you know it, theyre in a brawl.\" I look curious to what his next move may be.\n\nJessie, angry that his subordinates would dare fight knowing he was around, \"I want to aproach them and clap to get their attention and smack one with a glove that i pull off. And I rolled a 20. Lets go baby.\" He begins to get excited. \n\n\"Immediately the boys look up right as youre taking off your glove and it smacks right across both their faces making a nice claping sound as it passes. They look defeated and an older man, he has the Mark of commander on his uniform, walks up amd asks you, 'do you want me to put them in a camp'?\" Looking at the clock. \"Oh shoot, its almost 3 a.m. we have to be at orientation tomorrow, we cant be late. Be back here next week same time?\" I ask looking at their disapointed faces.\n\n\"Yeah I guess\" they all relpied after another. \n\nAnd with that they left and I cleaned quickly to sleep for a couple hours before orientation."
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When you were younger and a druggie you accidentally killed a man in a hit and run. You have since sobered up and have a perfect life with a wife and children. You wake up late one night feeling sick and notice your wife is no longer in your bed
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"content": "She was kidnapped by the son of the man that was killed in the hit and run incident. The events sent the son into a spiral of hate and a need for revenge so he spends his life tracking you down with the smallest possible clues possible, and devises a way to rip your entire life apart, like his was, starting with your wife. The sickness you feel was poisoning, your wife was kid napped and you find a note in the kitchen after searching all over that states you must find her to save her before you die of the poisoning or she will be lost and left to die. "
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the god of neon lights has to move to the countryside
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"content": "I have a headache. I’ve had it for a long time now, in fact it’s almost reached the threshold where I’ve existed longer with this dull pounding in the back of my skull than without. It started off small, the ignorable flickering of a faulty florescent lightbulb buzz\\-buzz\\-buzzing on and off in the same irregular pulsations of a fly battering itself to death against a closed window. One or two I could handle but this city has thousands, and I can feel them all. A crescendo of drums each beating out of sync with the others. Then there are the sirens, adding their own shrill screams to the orchestra. When I close my eyes their red and blue lights explode like fireworks behind my eyes, and it’s constant. There’s always some crisis to respond to, someone injured through reckless driving, someone beaten half to death on a shady corner, fires beginning through negligence or malicious intent, people harming and hurting in ceaseless waves across this whole damn city. Human’s can be brutish, selfish things. I receive their prayers mainly at stoplights, each rotation of the lights becomes a stage for the small dramas that make up their lives. I see rage, desperation, despair and impatience all conjured up by a simple change from green, to orange, to red, and their prayers are always the same: ‘dear God won’t these lights hurry up and turn green!’ They have lives to lead, people to meet, things to do and places to be and the only thing stopping them is that bloody red orb shining obstinately from across the street. I wish they’d slow down, but I suppose mayflies don’t live long enough to have time to spare. But I am not a mayfly. I may have flickered into existence comparatively recently compared to other Gods but I anticipate that it will be a long time before I cease to be relevant – you see human’s have always been attracted to shiny things. But I need rest, peace and quiet from the neon onslaught of the city. I crave the warm orange glow of street lamps surrounded by an otherwise\\-impenetrable night. I want steadfast headlights assuredly navigating the twisty\\-turny leaf\\-strewn roads. I need torches and flashlights, spreading streams of white light criss\\-crossing over each other like wicker baskets and twigs on trees and sprawling roots. In short, I need a break. The city, in all its ceaselessness, will always be there. But every good artist knows the importance of taking a step back from their creations."
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The AI singularity has come and gone. Humans and AI live together in what passes for harmony, until a human begins to advocate against any sentient being that has not chosen a gender. The AI community, predictably, finds this ridiculous.
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Instead of 4 appendages - arms and legs - all humans have 10 appendages. Except you.
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A day far into the future, society has evolved to a point where social norms no longer exist. No behavior is considered socially inappropriate anymore. Describe a typical day at work.
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The Rapture apparently happened, but only three people ascended to heaven. Strangely enough, you are one of them.
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"content": "His wife and daughter lay slain by a foul demon. He held his hands together and prayed. I will die unburdened, he spoke.\nThe booming voice of God woke him from the nightmare.\n\nChosen soldier, He spoke, do you give yourself to me above all things?\n\nYes father. I am resolute to pursue your will.\n\nNow, He spoke, reclaim humanity by the power of your husbandry.\n\nGod unleashed his mighty finger to gesture me and my sister forth. My sister, mute, shed the tears of a virgin. My hands, bound together, could not comfort her. Curse the Lord, I thought."
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You get a text from an unfamiliar number, but it turns out to be your new, perpetually naked, enemy.
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Today you are in court suing Chester Cheetah for slander as you have found that it is infact pretty easy being cheesy.
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"content": "Your honor I am here today seeking 1 million dollars in damages for personal embarrassment for tattoo that I received in 1992 due to a marketing campaign by the defendant. The defendants marketing campaign was so convincing that I had an image of the defendant tattooed on my left calf. Last month I had to explain to my children about \"It not easy being cheese\". They have been laughing at me for over a month.. "
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[OT] I have search some things on AI and finally write this article so I hope all of them will help me to promote.
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Mars and Earth's moon have been colonized and established as fully functional independent planets. However, they now face immigration problems from a population fleeing Earth...
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After 15 years your Best Friend/Pet/Child's body is giving out on them. You've decided upon a peaceful end. A theif then stole that peaceful end and made it impossible to achieve. *Based on a True Story :(
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"content": "\"Oh no, my best friend/pet/child is dying! I must end this the most peaceful way possible, with my LAZER CHAINSAW!!!\"\n\n*yoink*\n\n\"Oh no, my lazer chainsaw was stolen, now I can never give a peaceful end to my best friend/pet/child....wait, I can!\"\n\n\"Bro....what are you doing?\"\n\n\"I'm giving you a peaceful end because you are dying\"\n\n\"I'm not dying....and even if I were throwing wet sponges at me won't do that\"\n\n\"They are not wet sponges, they are acid filled sponges!\"\n\n\"What...\"\n\n\"Yeah, I filled them with acid! It was in your closet! Now I'm giving you a peaceful end by melting you!\"\n\n\"Dude, that isn't that kind of acid, and you just waisted it all\"\n\n\"Oh....well then\" *BANG!*\n\n\"Did you seriously just yell out 'bang'?\"\n\n\"You are not dead, how?\"\n\n\"You're an idiot\"\n\n.....\"Hey guys, sorry to bother you but I found this weird chainsaw and it looks like it belongs to you\"\n\n\"Oh yes, my LAZER CHAINSAW!!!...HA HA HA....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!\"\n\n*VROOOOORRRRXZZZZZZZZZZXZZZZZZZZ*\n\nAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!\n\nThen a T-rex stomped in his best friend/pet/child, and then Thor stuck his hammer up the t-rex's but and used the T-rex as a hammer against the best friend/pet/child. \n\n\nOh look, it's Optimus Prime! He started kicking Thor!\n\n\"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA\"\n\n*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*\n\n\"Huh? uh, it was all a dream..\"\n\n"
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A group of “enlightened” millennial activists bring Martin Luther King Jr. back from the dead to aid in their fight for equality. They forget the fact that he was a Baptist minister, and are offended when he takes issue with some of their views.
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The US has sent three rockets to establish three colonies on Mars. Each rocket carries 2,000 people and enough supplies to last 70 years. The colonies are established without a hitch, with the plan to send more supplies after 40 years. (Cont)
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A world leader trades places with a skilled impersonator of themself.
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When a warrior dies, the gates to Valhalla are guarded by the souls of the people they killed. You are a Navy Seal with 300+ confirmed kills who spent his retirement tracking down and murdering nerds from the Internet. You have died. Before you stands a very strange, diverse army.
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"content": "When a warrior dies, the gates to Valhalla are guarded by the souls of the people they killed. You are a Navy Seal with 300+ confirmed kills who spent his retirement tracking down and murdering nerds from the Internet. You have died. Before you stands a very strange, diverse army."
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Everytime you shiver means you died in an alternate timeline.You usually shiver about 5 times a week but since this morning, you've been shivering every few minutes.You try to find out what could possibly go on.
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"content": "These shivers! I cant seem to get rid of them. I tried a hot shower, I tried a warm bath but neither helped at all. I turned up the heat in my house and wrapped 3 blankets around me but still I shiver. \nI make myself cup of hot tea and walk back to the couch in the living room. As I sit down some sort of portal opens. Stunned I see..... I see myself stepping out of the portal holding a gun. \nThe me from the portal hands me a note and says \"It's done.\" and steps back into the portal. Before it closes I can see him...me.... shoot himself...myself? WTF!!! I saw myself commit suicide?? I shiver once more and then it stops.... I still stare for hours to where the portal was."
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You and a friend of yours have recently started producing Moonshine to make some extra money. Everything has been going perfectly so far until one night, at around 1:30 AM during production time, you hear two clear knocks at the door...
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"content": "A sudden deadly silence dropped between us. \n\nThe shiver that went down our spine was so intense that it felt like someone rubbed an ice cube from top to the bottom of our spines.\n\nI glanced at Johnny. He seemed literally petrified as if he had just looked at Medusa's eyes, the mythological creature. \n\nI understood at that moment that I couldn't count on him and I had to move quickly. I swallowed down my fear and slowly walked towards the door, measuring each step carefully. My aim was at to get as fast and as stealthy as possible to the peephole. Each of my steps was weighing like a ton, as I had a pair of concrete shoes strapped to my feet. \n\nTime is relative and those 5 seconds used to reach the door, looked like an eternity inside my brain. \n\nWhen I finally reach it, I slide it open with my finger, and I look through it. I saw a face that looks familiar, distorted by the fisheye...\n\n\"Hey, Sam! Are you there?\" - Shouts the main outside.\n\n\"Tony, For fuck's sake!!\" - I exclaimed to myself kneeling down and biting my tongue into my lips to keep it quiet. I looked into Johnny to reassure him, and I whisper: \"It's Tony...\"\n\nHis expression turns from worried to puzzled. \n\n\"What the hell does that retard want from us?\" - I read from Johnny's lips.\n\nI took courage, raised back on my legs and spoke to him from behind the door. \n\n“Hey Tony! Do you have the faintest idea of what time is it?”.\n\nEverything was pretty suspicious. What was that loser of my neighbour and ex-classmate of Tony doing in front of the laboratory? Did he know something about it? \n\n“I know Sam, but listen to me.” - Commenced Tony - “My car is not starting again, and I do need to get it back home. Otherwise, my mom and my fiance will be furious.”\n\nI look again at Johnny, trying to spot for some advice. Another clueless expression.\n\n“Man, I am exhausted...”\n\n“Please!” - Tony interrupted me - “It will not take long!!”\n\nI had to buy time. It was the best thing to do to not plant any doubt inside Tony's head.\n\n“Ok, wait for me in my front yard. I will be there in 5 minutes.” - I reply to him.\n\nAn “Ok” comes out from Tony’s mouth, as we heard him heading away from the door.\n\nJohnny slowly comes towards me. \n\n“Are you going outside?” - Johnny asks me almost whispering.\n\n“I don’t have alternatives, do I?” - I answer while taking off my working shirt, to later put on a cleaner one and my jacket. \n\nBut while doing it, we both heard a noise. The sound of an engine of a car getting started. Then it got into gear, and ultimately was driving ahead. The noise became louder. Louder. And louder. \n\nWe barely had time to appear at the window to see this massive metal monster, with turned off lights, aiming at the wooden house. Time slowed down a second time for me. In desperation, I grab Johnny and take as many steps as possible away from the entrance door. It was almost as everything stopped around me. Returning back to its normal flow, as we hear a huge “BANG!”.\n\nI don’t remember much of what happened next. I just recalled a cloud of smoke filling the room and the steps of around 10 people running in the laboratory from the entrance.\n\n“Hands up!” - A guy screamed at me while pointing a Magnum as I was laying powerless on the floor and still too confused to react. \n\nWhat hit me most when Johnny and I got handcuffed and accompanied into two different cars, was Tony’s expression.\n\nTony was a dumb guy, but our mockeries seemed to bother him only till a certain point. Although, Tony had always been incredibly passionate about Baseball figurines. \n\nDuring high school, we made fun of him for having such weird hobby. We were just mean, for no particular reason. Especially, when we threw in the trash the figurine of Lou Gehrig. \n\nIt was known that we were the perpetrators, but he never fought back. \n\nFrom the glitter in his eyes and a glimmer of a smile, we understood that he had been plotting to hit us back this whole time. And the revenge for him and Lou tasted really sweet.\n\n**Thank you for reading :-)**"
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The mother of a "teenage" demon discovers his porn stash.
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Every day, on the train, you make pleasant eye contact with a young woman in a motorized wheelchair. Today, on a walk, you spot a young woman frantically running towards you, looking back as she runs. She falls just before she gets to you. Its the woman from the train.
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"content": "I ran to her.\n\n\"This man,\" she said. \"He touched me!\"\n\nBefore she could say another word, I ran off in the direction she had just come from. And in that way encountered Jesus. \n\nThough he didn't look like the pictures we have of him today, I just knew it was Him. And He smiled and rested his hand on my shoulder. Instantly, I was cured of aches and pains that I hadn't even felt before.\n\nI fell to my knees before Him, holding His hand to my shoulder. Partly in awe of his power and holiness, and partly because I knew that if he had returned, the world was finally coming to an end. "
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Artificial wombs end the abortion debate: We can remove a fetus from a woman's body without terminating it. Both pro-choicers and pro-lifers are happy. But the # of babies up for adoption skyrockets. Too few people want them, so the gov't starts returning babies to the women who aborted them.
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You asked the genie to pause time, and he adds the twist the you can’t move while it’s paused but you can think. You use this to be a witty bastard 100% of the time instead of just 5%, and it surprisingly gets you very far, and noticed.
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You have the ability to communicate with the dead, but only if you were the last one speaking to them when they die. After years of political ass kissing, you are about to address the entire G6 summit of world leaders, with everything going according to plan.
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You are doomed to live with the curse of a mind that won't sit still. It's trying to get out of your head.
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[CW] Write a story using a random word generator. Generate three words, use one as the first word of your story, another as what your story is about, and the last will be the last word of your story.
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When you die, you can choose whether to be a ghost, go to Heaven, or reincarnate, but each option comes with a consequence.
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"content": "“If you go to the Underworld,” the Reaper explained patiently, “you’ll exist forever. You’ll be able to interact with the others who chose to stay there, but anyone else who chooses reincarnation or Shadedom, you will never see again.”\n\nI was listening, I was, but the Reaper just looked so much like my uncle Perry that I couldn’t stop staring. I considered the explanation that the Reaper took the form of a relative in order to comfort the ones who died, but I only met Perry once at a family reunion. The only reason I knew his face so well was my dad, Perry’s brother, had kept a picture of the two of them on the mantle in our living room, right below the TV. I saw it every day.\n\n“If you choose reincarnation,” the Reaper continued, “you will live another life, with no memories of the past. There’s a chance you’ll be a little bit psychic, having died once before, and so you may be able to make contact with Shades. Otherwise, you will be cut off from those who have passed on.”\n\nEven the nose was identical, and Perry had a weird nose. He’d started out with a long, hooked nose, like my dad, but he’d broken it in a fight in high school and it had healed wrong. He’d broken it a few more times after that, my dad said, but even when they set it, it still healed back to that ugly shape. All lumpy, and kind of to the side. It was disconcerting, seeing this immediately recognizable nose on the face of the being who was guiding me to whichever form of afterlife I chose.\n\n“And lastly, you can choose to be a Shade. This is what most people nowadays call a ‘ghost.’ If you decide to become a Shade, you will be able to see and hear everything around you, but you won’t be able to interact with everything. You can watch your loved ones until they pass, or simply observe the happiest moments of their lives. The only people who will be able to interact with you will be the small number of people who chose reincarnation and also gained some psychic ability. This is very rare.”\n\nI nodded as the Reaper folded his hands in front of himself, resting well-manicured fingers on pinstripe silk. I don’t know if Uncle Perry was ever particularly rich. In fact, I’d heard he’d been in prison for the last ten years or so. They never told me what for, just said he got into some trouble with a young girl.\n\n“You’re awfully quiet,” the Reaper mused. “Normally people are filled with questions right about now.”\n\n“Yeah, sorry,” I said. “You just look like my uncle and it’s kind of freaking me out. Not in a bad way, or anything, I just always thought the Grim Reaper was a skeleton in a robe with a scythe. And why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe anyway? It’s not a weapon, it’s for harvesting grain.”\n\n“Yes, that was Uther. He was a farmer when he died, wearing his only coat to protect him from the sun. He chose to appear as a skeleton, though. It’s a matter of ill taste, I think.”\n\n“There’s more than one Reaper?” I asked. This whole experience felt hazy, like a particularly vivid dream. For the first time, I realized where we were: nowhere. It wasn’t warm or cold, there was no air moving around. I couldn’t feel the floor beneath me, and no matter where I looked, all I saw was a cloudy black like midnight fog.\n\n“There have been several,” the Reaper said with a nod.\n\n“Was your name Perry?”\n\nHe seemed surprised. “Do I—*did* I know you?”\n\n“I think you’re my uncle. My dad’s name is Hector. My name is Regina.”\n\nThe Reaper, or Perry, I suppose, covered his mouth with a hand. “You’re my niece. I heard about you. Your mother wrote me a couple of letters while I was in prison.” His eyes started to well up with tears. “You were the star of the track team in high school, and graduated with a 3.9 GPA. She said you were the first person in our family to go to college.”\n\n“Well, that’s not strictly true, is it?” I asked. “You went to college.”\n\nHe frowned. “No, I...”\n\n“Sure you did. On August 19th, 2008. You went to the local community college.”\n\nUnderstanding flitted across his features. “You—“\n\n“Her name was Julia Lake. She was 18 years old. You used a tire iron to knock her unconscious and dragged her body to your car, which you’d stashed behind the trees nearby. Then you drove to an abandoned barn, where you murdered her. Ring any bells?”\n\nArrogantly, he began to smirk. “I see I have a fan on—“\n\n“And then in September of 2010 you took two more girls. This time from a high school. You followed them for weeks, then drugged the bottle of vodka they’d talked about stealing from a parent’s liquor cabinet. Once they’d passed out, you took them to the same barn.” I stepped forward, brandishing the flaming sword, crafted by Hephaestus and gifted to me by Gabriel, before he sent me here. “You’ve committed atrocities so great that even further existence as a Reaper is too good for you.”\n\nI didn’t think the dead could sweat, but my uncle proved me wrong. “Regina, please.”\n\nI stopped. “Please? Please what? Please don’t do this? Please don’t hurt me?” I drove the sword through his stomach. “How many times did you hear the same words from the lips of your victims?” I pulled the sword out, and he crumpled to his knees, his blood and very soul leaking from the wound. “You piece of shit,” I snarled. “Dad didn’t even want to tell me what you went to jail for, it was so disgusting. I had to look it up on the internet. I had to read every last vicious detail of what you did to six human beings. You are grotesque. You are beneath even me.”\n\n“No one will forget who I was,” he gasped, giving me a bloody, self-confident smile.\n\n“Wrong, idiot. This sword?” I held it up, and he closed his eyes against that light that pulsed from the sword, in time with the beat of his dying heart. “It obliterates you. It erases you from history. You will never have even existed. Those girls will be alive and happy, and you will be *nothing.*”\n\n“No!”\n\n“Yes. Now hurry up and die, you waste of oxygen.”\n\nAs he expelled his last breath, and his heart pumped the remaining blood from his body, I watched as his soul, the very thing that guaranteed his existence, withered and died.\n\n“Okiedokie,” came a voice that I recognized as Gabriel’s. “Now that that’s done with, how would you like to spend your afterlife?”\n\n“Shade, please. I will spend the rest of eternity watching out for all of the women he victimized, and all of the women he didn’t get a chance to.”\n\n“Regina, Protector of Women,” Gabriel said, spreading his hands in the air. “It’s got a nice ring to it.”\n\n“Thank you. Now ghost me, please.”\n\n“As you wish.”"
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A young boy must help his best friend after she transforms into a werewolf. Meanwhile, a grizzled detective is assigned a partner in the form of an optimistic android with a heavy blood-lust. Near the end, these two stories become connected.
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"content": "Janice lept onto the balcony, carrying jared in her furry arms. Behind them, the robot skidded, and then righted itself, spraying bullets wildly. \"Stop, masked murderer!\" The android cried, its bullets getting closer and closer. \"I know i can get you!\" Janice jumped, and fell into the blackness. The android followed, shouting at how it would find them dead. Janice rolled, and jameson puked on the ground, causing the android to fall and break its rear pannel, exposing the wires that kept it running. Jameson laughed, but then yelped as janice, (who was laughing too), ran into a wall. The android advanced slowly, guns ready. \"I know you are the masked muderer, and if you arent, well then, il kill you anyway!\" He leveled his gun at janice's head. \"Die!\" It shouted, before being crushed by the body of the masked murderer. The two friends looked up, amd saw a man with a moustache in a trenchcoat, blowing the smoke from a revolver. \"I always hated him.\" He muttered. \"You kids alright?\" "
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When people die, they're given a tally of the number of lives they've saved. The paramedic in front of you has a tally in quadruple digits. But you, you have a "score" of one million lives saved. How did this happen?
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You've suddenly found yourself holding the one piece of paper no living person should touch: Your own death certificate
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"content": "Death. \n\nThe one thing everyone feared regardless of religion, race or even gender. Death was the permanent and one who cheats death cheats them all. \n\nIt all started with Machiavelli. See, an idea is all that it is, an idea until you realise how powerful it can be. \n\n7 September 96 was easy in retrospect.Loyal friends, a quick move and sheer luck that no one was watching. 6 days of relaxation and then I was free at last.\n\n13th September I hold the one paper. Proof that I had cheated what was uncheatable until the day I will finally get caught at least. People will definitely try to find me over the next years. Rumors will spread.\n\nBut for now the paper reads Lesane Parish Crooks aka Tupac Amaru Shakur.This is my legacy. "
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[EU] The Story of 2 lovers. And how it started with the words "Hello There"
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[Rf]People can suddenly live to 200 years old, easily. Stuff is starting to get .... weird.
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'The population has reached 9 point 9 billion Donald, at this moment...'
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It is 3am on a cruise ship in international waters. Unable to sleep, you watch foreign language infomercials on the satellite TV. They are advertising some pretty strange stuff, and you soon realize you’re watching commercials for the black market.
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The Martian Colonies have declared their independence, and Earth has dispatched Battleships to quell the uprising. The Mars and Earth fleets prepare to engage each other in orbit around the Red Planet when their sensors pick up a strange signal in the distance.
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"content": "The air was thick...or thin...Earth mottos don't hold up all that well in the vacuum of space. Almost as suddenly as the fleet made it bone jarring acceleration to light speed it decwlerated again around the fourth planet. Already in blockade formation about the planet, ships on the far side turn and lock weapons upon the surface as the other half the fleet has already done. The order had already beed given. Within moments the grewn and blue surface of Mars was a raging fireball. Chunks of the planet gaining such velocity as to break atmosphere and drift off into space. A tone rang throu the intercomms of the fleet and the barrage was silenced. The fleet broke formation and assaulted orbital platforms and what remained of the Martian fleet. \n\nI imagine this all took place about 85,000 years ago."
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Casting a spell is like cooking. You need specific ingredients and different techniques to finish a spell.
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"content": "Cleaning out my late Grandpa's basement, I found an old chest. It was all made of a dark wood, with intricate carvings of a man blasting daemons to shreds. In awe, I slid it away from the wall, and the shelf that was leaning on it collapsed, spitting out pops as the wood snapped, sending dust everywhere. Coughing and spitting the dust out of my lungs, I inspected my find. The top of the chest was also embellished, with what looked like a hand, branded into the wooden arc. You could tell it was old, yet it had no dust. It was so heavy I could barley move it, and I couldn't find a seam or a latch anywhere.\n\nI placed my hand on the brand, and nothing happened. Shaking my head, I felt stupid for trying and kicked the chest.\n\nThe wood splintered where my foot had smashed it, and the top burst open. A dark green velvet covered the interior of the chest, and in the center was a book, Cuisine for the Coven: A guide to cooking, consuming, and casting your first spells. \n\nI grabbed the book, threw it in my back pack, and got to packing up the last of the basement.\n\n...\n\nThat night, with my door locked, I inspected the book further. The cover was a thin leather covered wood, and it had latches made of what looked like brass. The Leather was dyed red, and the lettering was done in a flowing gold font, bordered by outlined witches, seemingly wearing only aprons. \n\nFlipping it open to a random page, I saw a recipe for a puff pastry that would let you blast a human with the same strength as in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table "
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It’s your wedding reception and the dance floor is packed. The Electric Slide begins and for the first time in history every single dancer is perfectly synchronized and no mistakes are made. This finally triggers the original goal of this ancient ritual... what is the outcome?
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A depressed guy moves into a house haunted with seven demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But they're each trying to help him get back on his feet. Pride helps with self confidence, lust helps him get laid etc.
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You have unlimited wishes but every time you make a wish someone random in this world dies.
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"content": "You have unlimited wishes but every time you make a wish someone random in this world dies."
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"content": "After my first few wishes which were rather mundane I must admit, simply due to the fact I didn’t know my wishes were being granted. After I figured out my wishes came true I soon figured out that they killed people due to my friend dying right in front of my eyes as I made a stupid wish by mistake… I vowed not to make anymore wishes unless it was for the greater good, I didn’t want to kill anyone else for a stupid reason. I sat there in my room thinking, what could I wish for that would be for the greater good… something good enough to waste a persons life on it. Then suddenly it came to me. What if I didn’t kill anybody? What if my next wish was that nobody would die from my wishes? That would be a paradox and possibly very dangerous, but think about it. If it does create a black hole that take humanity into extinction, it would happen so fast it’s not like we’d notice. I made my decision then “I wish for nobody else to die from my wishes from now on!” I shouted out triumphantly, thinking that I had outsmarted this scenario. I suddenly feel a very painful feeling in my chest, I guess it must not have worked I think to myself as it slowly goes black. How ironic I die at my own wish. I then collapse to the ground, dead from a heart attack. I lay there clutching my chest when suddenly my eyes open up and I gasp for air. I sit there, confused at what just happened. I was dying just a second ago… how am I alive right now? Then it hit me, we’re all in a constant death cycle now. Since my wishes can’t kill anyone but my wishes need to kill someone, it kills a person but they come right back to life. It’s a vicious and painful cycle that I have just created."
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The father said: "If you learn nothing else from me, learn this: when the darkness speaks, never reply."
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"content": "Darkness: Hey there. How's it goin? \nMe: \nDarkness: Hello? \nMe: \nDarkness: Alright, I see how it's going to be. No one ever wants to talk to me because I'm dark and scary and full of things you can't see. Just fine. Ya know. You think I don't have feelings just because you can't see them? Well, guess what... I do! And they're hurting right now because of your sally games. \nMe: Oh my god. I'm so sorry... I didn't know...\nDarkness: Ha! You spoke to me. Your soul is mine! No tag backs. \nMe: Fffuuuuuuu.... "
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on your 30th birthday you wished for a chance to do things over and make better choices and woke the next morning as your 10 year old self. It's your finally your 18th birthday.
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"content": "For an unapparent reason I had not made any different choices up until my 18th birthday. The weather was as I remember, too hot to be outdoors. Every conceivable fan was on, and the topping of the birthday-cakes smelted as I blew out the 18 candles on top. Everyone cheered.\n\n'Congratulations Jonathan!'\n\nLife had been perfect so far, but today there will be an important choice, and this time I will have to make the right decision. Drinks were poured up, and the party was on.\n\n'Do you want ice in your drink, Jonathan?'\n\n'No, not this time... This time I am doing it off the rocks!'\n\nI knew my present was on the way, and I knew what it was. My father had left some moments ago to pick it up. And when he got back, I was surprised to see him come back without it. I was tipsy and asked.\n\n'Dad, where is the car you were supposed to go get me?'\n\n'How do you know anything about a car?' \n\nHe looked at me closely.\n\n'You look different than I remember you on your 18th birthday.'\n\nThis statement was enough to make me understand that he was also here to change the future. He had left the car at the retailer, for he knew what tragedy it would bring. We were standing in a state of silent understanding. We spoke without words, for we knew of the future, and each other. \n\n'Changing the future will ruin the world and the existence of yourselves. You have to do it, Jonathan.'\n\nMy father and me were looking at my mother, his wife. The tone of her voice told that she meant what she said.\n\n'You have to get in the car and run into the rock with your girlfriend, Jonathan. That is the only way.... You can not change the future.'\n\n'But she will die, and I will lose my legs.'\n\nThe three of us looked at each other in silence. We knew each other, and we knew what was going to happen. I was going to drive 100mph into a rock. My father fetched my gift from the retailer, and people went nuts when they saw it pull up the driveway with gift-wrapping. My girlfriend ran up to me and clung to my arm. Everything was as I remembered. \n\nWe got into the car and drove away, and in the rearview mirror I saw my parents standing with a tragic look on their face, but they were drowning in a crowd of cheers. \n\nI drove the same route in the same way as I remembered. Part of me was devastated, but the other part wanted to treasure this last moment with my love by my side. I took her hand in mine and left them tangled on the gear stick as we switched to the sixth gear. We were moving fast now. \n\n'Don't you think we are moving too fast, Jonathan?'\n\n'Don't worry, love, I got it under control.'\n\n'I love you Jonathan.'\n\nThat was it. We hit the rock. 100mph, and she was finished. She had flown out the window through the air and landed by a tree. She was lifeless. I could not feel my legs, I could not feel anything at all. I had tried this before, but I was not ready for it. I blacked out."
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Humanity discovers that ligma actually is a serious and threatening disease, but people can’t stop making fun of it.
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For some reason everyone on Reddit to gains superpowers related to their username.
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In this world, people must choose a lifelong profession by the time they are 18. However, at this time, they get powers based on the job they chose. You, a normal retail worker, basically just became a god.
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"content": "Holy crap. He thought, I am a god now. Wow. Awesome. This is great. No wonder why everyone is wanting to get into retail. Wow. Awesome. Great. This is great. Now I am a God. Because I was like. What do I want to be. Well I heard that everyone who chooses retail. Becomes a God. Of what? Me? I do not know. I guess I'll go hover over some clouds. Yeah. I guess I'll do that. Maybe even have a little species. Maybe something that can have knees so they can pray to me every evening. Yeah. That sounds nice. Wow. Welp. Enough of this day dreaming stuff. I am God and I work retail. This makes a lot of sense. "
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NASA personnel are aliens trying to make their way home using primitive technology.
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[IP] Knight Rising by Roman Mindek
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"content": "It was all gone...\n\nHe had fought, for as long as he thought he could, but in the end, it was barely enough.\n\nLooking down at the ground, as he slowly limped forwards, he thought about everything that had happened. His mind flew towards the corruption, and how it had ravaged their leaders, he also wondered about the great magicians of old, and what he had done to them.\n\nThe land had fallen into chaos, and the soldiers had destroyed almost all in the lands. But the last straw had been the users of magic, and what they had done.\n\nLater in history, it would be known as 'the great flame' and the blame of the incident would fall upon the Kings themselves, but then, we all knew what happened, we all knew.\n\nThe greatest war of our ages started at this moment. Most of our forces, were immediately overwhelmed, by their weapons of fire. They had technology from a time long gone, right within their hands\n\nGuns fired down upon us, and in an instant, thousands were laid to waste. Yet still we ran in the darkness, our swords in hand, and we brought so many with us.\n\nBack in the present, the man walked, his blade dragging by his side, until eventually, his arm could hold it no longer. Still he stumbled along, so desperate to be with his wife, and daughter. However, with a violent cough, that slammed the whole of his lungs, he fell towards the ground.\n\nJust before he hit the floor, an old name came into his head, one of a man, a leader, of a time so, do very ancient. It was a name he shouldn't have known. Yet, as he looked up at the sky, with its smoke, and slowly rising sun, he thought what he would do, to be appropriate \n\nHe rose his arm into the air, and formed a salute, and whispered.\n\n\"George Washington, we are free... Once more.\" \n\nIt was just after these words, that his body fell."
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