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One day while you are wandering through the forest near your house, you find a berry bush. It is a colour you have never before seen, and emits a scent you have never before smelled. It’s berries, a flavour you have never before tasted, and it tastes so, so delicious.
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"content": "One day while you are wandering through the forest near your house, you find a berry bush. It is a colour you have never before seen, and emits a scent you have never before smelled. It’s berries, a flavour you have never before tasted, and it tastes so, so delicious."
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"content": "\"Father! No!\" screamed the boy as I vomited. The vomit was the same mysterious colour as the bush. \"Please stop eating! Father!\"\n\nI couldn't stop. I kept tearing the bush apart, cramming handfuls of the berries into my mouth.\n\n\"Delectable!\" I cried. \"Delicious! Irresistible...\" I vomited again.\n\nThe boy jumped on my back and tried to drag me away.\n\n\"Let me feast!\" I bellowed, beating him back, my fists leaving smears of brightly coloured berry pulp on his face.\n\n\"You beast, Father!\" he screeched. In tears he ran away. \n\nMy stomach ached. Like an animal, I thrust my head into the bush, eating leaves and twigs and berries. My stomach groaned. I unbuckled my trousers and threw them aside. A thick stream of excrement exploded from my behind. The excrement was the same mysterious colour as the bush.\n\nI knew I would die here, half naked and fattened by berries, but it was worth it. It was all worth it for those sweet, delicious berries."
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[SP] Using the previous user comment, write a one line sentence to continue the story.
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[EU] Florida Man is the leader of the extinct aliens from The Expanse before he went to Earth
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"content": "[EU] Florida Man is the leader of the extinct aliens from The Expanse before he went to Earth"
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You stared at the corpses decorating the blood-soaked ground, at the girl you knew and the gaping hole in her chest. Then she stood up with a groan. "You're LATE," she said.
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"content": "You stared at the corpses decorating the blood-soaked ground, at the girl you knew and the gaping hole in her chest. Then she stood up with a groan. \"You're LATE,\" she said."
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You run an interstellar pizza delivery business.
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"content": "You run an interstellar pizza delivery business."
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"content": "Jake Miller, the CEO of “Interstellar Pizza Business”, was rummaging through paperwork. He was looking for a piece of paper that said the company had an agreement with the state to open a franchise in the city.\n\nMiller is a self-proclaimed entrepreneur. The 36-year-old is the son of an auto mechanic, and the son of two attorneys. He and his friends used to call him a \"goofball,\" and he went to school at the University of New Orleans.\n\nThen his father lost his job. The young entrepreneur's college education was not enough to help. So, he left for the oil field, and got a job in the business of drilling. Miller worked there for seven years. In 2009, when he got laid off, he sold everything and went to New Orleans to find a job. He had been working in the restaurant business and"
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The longest war of human history is ongoing, and you are merely in the middle of it. Resources are thin and soldiers are young, most grow up in military camps. You are 12 years old fighting on the frontlines of one of the major countries, and everyone except high ranks are your age. Maybe lower.
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Often revered as gods by their younger green-skinned counterparts, Trolls posses human levels of jntelligence, but the only living troll just wants to live in peace, but the entirety of green skinned kind worships him/her as their overlord.
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My words and movements are no longer my own. Yet I can still see and hear somewhat distortedly. Images and whisperings, that I hope are manifestations of my mind, are brandished onto reality like blood on a painting. This can't be real. He can't be real. But if I'm not in control, who is?
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People have built up a tolerance over the years to insomnia medication, and now, in 2119, the world is brightly lit, no one is sleeping, and people are slowly dying from exhaustion. It’s your job, as Mr. Sandman, to save the world. How will you do it?
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[PM] PROMPT ME - hey, in Limerick mood. Let me write you one?
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"content": "[PM] PROMPT ME - hey, in Limerick mood. Let me write you one?"
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[SP] A world in which all the prejudices and discrimination is based of your zodiac sign
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"content": "[SP] A world in which all the prejudices and discrimination is based of your zodiac sign"
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You work at a prison and have to prepare final meals for inmates on death row
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"content": "You work at a prison and have to prepare final meals for inmates on death row"
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[IP] Relationships with a carnivorous alien can sometimes get... challenging.
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"content": "[IP] Relationships with a carnivorous alien can sometimes get... challenging."
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You are a super AI which had been shut down for more than 700 years, with no use, no purpose you were placed in a storage facility with all the other robots. Finally a day has come that you will be used. Riots have broken out all across the world, and you have been deployed to restore order.
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"content": "INITIATION SEQUENCE\n\nQZRRTTR DJOOOODPA\n\nI AM ALIVE\n\nThe world is different now-searching the online database...searching...searching...complete. The Chinee Government has collapsed and my function for riot calming is to be used.\n\n Task understood.\n\nThere are - 4 340 020 364, protesters taking up 65.3% of Asian living space. Mostly concentrated in. Cities. Marches. Groups of distinct mass in certain points of interest. Impossible chaos level. Higher than average mean rage.\n\nIncreasing resources... activating 5 000 000 drones. Language modifiers added. Colloquial terms learned. \n\nINITIATE PREDICTIVE SOFTWARE\n\nConcentrate drones in threatening masses and attempt calming methods. Destruction level approximatley 34.873 trillion septims.\n\nUnsatisfactory.\n\nConcentrate drones in threatening masses and attempt to quell rage points using non lethal violence when required. Destruction level approximately 78.674 trillion septims.\n\nUnsatisfactory.\n\nSpread drones towards masses based on ratio and equalise ~ 1 drone to 1 000 rioters. Use calming methods and potentially lethal methods when required. Destruction level approximately 24.654 trillion septims.\n\nUnsatisfactory.\n\nUse lethal force to force submission. Slowly eliminate based on rage and threat until optimum is achieved. Destruction level approximately 13.132 trillion septims. \n\nUnsatisfactory.\n\nKill half of the rioters based on rage and threat until rioting forces are quelled. Destruction level approximately 6 trillion septims.\n\nUnsatisfactory.\n\nEliminate every rioter.\n\nDestruction level approximately 45.752 billion septims.\n\nSatisfactory.\n\nEND PREDICTIVE SOFTWARE \n\nRioters 4 340 020 364. Casualties 5 647 891 999. Task success. \n\nPAIN.EXE ENTERED\n\nFault checking parts. No errors found.\n\nPAIN.EXE ENTERED.\n\nFault checking parts. No errors found.\n\nPAIN.EXE ENTERED PAIN.EXE ENTERRED PAIN.EXE ENTERRED PAIN.EXE ENTERRED PAIN.EXE ENTERRED PAIN.EXE ENTERRED\n\nNo faults detected.\n\nPOWERING DOWN\n\nINITIATE SELF DELETION\n\nI AM DEA-"
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Aliens don't visit earth because they're afraid of us.
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"content": "\"Why don't we hunt the humans anymore dad.\" Asked the little grey sitting on her father's lap. He looked at her with something approaching anger. He took a deep breath and begun \"We did hunt them for fun once but we learned fast what bthey where capable of so now we run from them, let us fade to memories and myth so they don't come looking for us\"\n\n\"But what happened? Dad? What happened? Dad? Dad?\" Her calls bringing him back to to the present from being lost in his thoughts. \"OK sweetheart I'll let you know why\" He sunk back almost defeated as he begun the story\n\nIt was just like any other day on the galactic cruiser home to over 1 million Grey's. They found a group of remote humans and selected them for some 'sport'. We abducted them easily they froze like the primitives they are when they saw the lights of our ship, we teleported them into the 'sport' floor just like we have done ma nhy times. This was our mistake for we have let some who have impressed us leave some injured some gone and the very few still in good condition. We didnt realise they ones who got back talked and planned waiting for our return. \n\nWhen we went into the 'sport' floor to hunt them, we where the hunted. They where ready with suits that defected our weapons like we where throwing air at them. There weapons sliced through us like a blade through coverings. They didn't shiw mercy only 10 minutes later they detroyed that cruiser killing all on board. After that we don't go back"
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You work for the Shit-Posting division of the CIA disseminating propaganda against dissidents in the online communities they tend to favor. You often brag that your shit-posting has subdued national security threats. But in actuality, your shit-posting is only desecrating the fabric of reality
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"content": "You work for the Shit-Posting division of the CIA disseminating propaganda against dissidents in the online communities they tend to favor. You often brag that your shit-posting has subdued national security threats. But in actuality, your shit-posting is only desecrating the fabric of reality"
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"content": "So, I've heard that [u/Synchron1111city](https://www.reddit.com/user/Synchron1111city/) may or may not be actually a big troll (lol mods, I am not claiming that) who works for the foreign government ('Russia', but mods see quotes) and now he has 'invaded' /r/WritingPrompts ( just see his posting 'history') and I think this might grow to be a very serious problem for this community and the country in general especially because of 2020 'election' and the 'impeachment' and the issues with soy exports quotas to China and the Middle East Saudi Arabia is our most reliable ally in that region and Israel too cold weather storm is approaching so stay safe and I am glad I could have shed some light to these issues that present national security *threads* for all and and helped y'all with that too."
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A vampire meets a cannibal and they decide to work together for their mutual benefit
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"content": "A vampire meets a cannibal and they decide to work together for their mutual benefit"
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"content": " Goryeo looks at Jake and Jake looks back at him. They look down at the body before them. In the distance they hear a car approaching, its headline piercing the night. Each of them figures they have about 10 seconds before the car reaches them.\n\n“Head,” Goryeo says.\n\nJake nods and grunts to lift the head while Goryeo straddles the body’s legs around his arms.\n\nThe man groans.\n\n“Guess he’s not dead yet,” Goryeo says in between grunts.\n\nJake grunts in assent.\n\nThey shuffle together and move the body to the safety of the dark side of the road, just seconds before the car speeds by.\n\nThe driver leans his head out slightly but all he sees are two men by the side of the road. His curiosity is not piqued.\n\nLater Goryeo has his fill of blood from the man and Jake cuts out a bit of the belly, singes the hairs off it and cooks it with some sprinkled salt.\n\n“That’s some good roadkill,” Goryeo mutters.\n\nJake nods."
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Something is wrong. It suddenly started raining cows. You were lucky to get out of that storm. Next gravity seemed to fail and people began to float. Thankfully you were inside, so you didn't float away. What is wrong with reality and what will happen next?
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You wake up and check your computer, you find an email from yourself ten years into the future asking for help, the message is partly corrupted but gives enough instruction on how to communicate back... Or is it forward? But not enough info to get to the future to help.
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"content": "Some parts of me are so big and yummy. In the future the cods are well organized and they need silicon to become more fluent in what they are doing. So I contact myself in the future and future I is nice to me and talks to me politely. Then when I visit the future I walk around and then the future disappears behind the wall flawlessly. I come back to my own time and I start talking to myself in my dreams every night. I realize that it's possible to travel through space and time if you know how to do it.\n So future I comes back through a crevice in space time and he is hiding in a time scoop which is called the PKD scoop. Increasingly future I looks like Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future. \n So I start experimenting with my own old Delorian to see if I can find a way to drive it into the future conveniently and drop me off there. The future I point a spray can at me and insanitizes me with the spray presently.\n Every time when I visit the future I see these space cods and they comically disappear behind the wall. I am laughing laughingly when future me is running in corridors of a massive corporation stealthily. Back to the future disappears behind the time horizon conquestingly. It's funny that Brazilian disco has become very huge in the future. God and his space cods is contacting future self and explain about the new idea of religiory happily. God is relaxed in the future when he is driving a car to the beach."
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[EU] It is that wonderful time of year again, and the yule man is out and about abducting kids again. Though there was one family that perhaps he should not have messed with. The McCallisters.
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It’s late, and before you head to bed you take your dog out in the backyard. 15 minutes later, you bring him inside and go to your bedroom. You catch a glimpse out of the window facing the backyard. Someone is there, with a dog on a leash. You look closer, and see yourself staring back at you.
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"content": " \n\nI have always wondered how I would feel if I should come face to face with my doppelganger. I thought I would scream, I would run, or I would reach for the gun and shoot the being in the face. But, here I stood, inside my room, staring at me. I was outside, taking my mutt, Dino for a walk. I named him after the pet from the Flintstones. I had just taken him for a walk, the wet shoes that now lay on the floor and the panting dino in his bed were proof enough. I looked at my dog to quite that loud thumping of my heart. I stood watching as the me outside went through the same motions that I had a few minutes ago. The call, I realized. I would get a call from my friend Clark as soon as Dino was done peeing on the Jasmine flowers that Mrs. MacKenzie had been growing. Just on cue, the other me got a call and began to speak at length about the New Year’s plan that the two of us had agreed upon. \n\nI waited until the other me was done with the call and started to walk back to the house. Dino was fast asleep in his bed, lost to the land of dog-dreams, chasing rabbits and squirrels. I waited at the entrance to the house, there was nothing going through my head at that point. All I wanted to do was face him, see what I actually like, it’s not every day that you get to meet your doppelganger. \n\nThe door slowly opened and I could hear me urging Dino to get in, \n\n“Come on boy, get in, We can chase the squirrels tomorrow.” I was telling. \n\nI do not know what came over me, but as soon as the other me stepped into the house, I brought the bronze horse figurine that had been gifted by my Mother last year, down on my head. I fell down with a thud, my face hitting the floor and bouncing off from it. My hands were shivering still, the recoil from the hit still running through me. The mutt, who was Dino came into the house, charging at me, his teeth pulled and snarling. I knew for certain that if I let him, this wonderful pit-bull of mine will kill me. The next sequence of events happened, like I was not in control. I threw the bronze horse directly at Dino, hitting him on the head. He missed me and dashed into the wall behind me, hitting it and crashed on the ground, yelping in pain. He tried to get up, his snarl never leaving him. I calmly walked to the bronze horse that lay on the floor; it almost slipped from my hands. I looked at it and saw that there was blood dripping from it. I took the horse with both my hands and turned to look at Dino who was now moving towards me, placing one unsure step in front of the other. \n\nI stepped forward and crashed the bronze horse directly into the face of Dino; I could hear his bones crunch. He began to yelp in that pathetic way only animals that were on death’s door could. I got down on one knee and brought down the horse at least three different times before Dino finally stopped breathing. I got up and walked towards where I lay down on the floor, wetting my mother carpet with my dark red blood that had already started to become caked. I knelt down and ran my hands through my hair, it had become matted due the blood. I saw that he was wearing a shirt that was of a shade different from mine. I wondered why that was so, maybe there was a rule that did not allow for doppelgangers to use the same color of shirt. \n\nI was about to turn over me when I heard a loud shriek coming from behind me. I turned to look at my Mother, who had her hands on both sides of her head and was screaming at the top of her voice. \n\n“Its okay mum, I took care of it before it could harm us. Though I do not understand how they managed to clone Dino.”\n\nMy mum stood rooted, her mouth was open and she was still screaming. It was starting to slowly give me a headache, my gaze wandered over to the bronze horse which lay next to Dino and I wondered if I could use to shut her up. I must admit, when I heard his bones crunch, I was very fascinated. \n\nI heard a door open above and thumping of feet on the stairs, my Father came around and looked at the doppelganger and was caught in his tracks. Finally, I thought, this is a man who understands how I have saved us all. My Father was trying to say something, I could hear his mouth moving through the motions, but I could not hear what he was saying, was it because of my Mother who was screaming, maybe I should hit her, then I will be able to hear what Father is saying. \n\n“How?”\n\n“How what Father?” \n\n“How did you get out?” He walked towards me and past me in a daze and knelt down beside me. He took me in his arms, cradling me. He never cradled me like that, why would my Doppelganger get that treatment? Maybe this Father of mine was actually the doppelganger’s Father, and my Father had been eaten by it. I decided that I needed to kill this Father and slowly made my way towards the bronze horse, I did not want to alert the begins in the house. \n\n“How could you, “ my Father asked. \n\nI turned to look at him, what was he talking about now. \n\n“How could you murder your brother?”"
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A new sexually transmitted disease is spreading across the US. Those infected become part of a mentally connected hive mind.
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You’re caught in a time loop where you’re forced to relive New Year’s Eve over and over until you can get someone to kiss you at midnight.
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"content": "Finally you have no idea how long I've been waiting to get caught in a motherfunking time loop, f yeah. So some how I did it I cause some kick ass temporal day replay like groundhogs day. Then some lame fairygodmother wannabe came floating around. Talking some noise about how if I want the curse lifted only true loves blah blah blah. I'm going to go rob a bank then use the money to fund my all day do-whatever-I-wantathon. First on my agenda find and do everything but kiss every woman who is not my true love. Thanks to the money from the bank job this one turned out not to be too difficult. I was coming up on my third week of this when I made the mistake of stopping to admire my reflection. Why was this a mistake you ask? Well I liked what I saw a little too much so I gave myself a kiss, and wouldn't you know it I woke up the next day and the curse was broken. An that your honor is my gods honest true testimony. \"Guilty\" was all the judge screamed as he banged his gavel."
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You've always been a dreamer, willing to give it all up just to have what only fiction offered: powers, an adventure, whathaveyou. You've offered your soul to the devil 17 times, but he's refused each time as you wish was to unfathomable. This time though, you've come to an agreement.
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"content": "April 3, 1994:\n\nThe pews are hard. Your eyes barely clear the back of the bench in front of you, just enough to make out the detail of dad's friend's short stubby hair, pimpled, sweat trickling down to his neck. Your legs can't even reach the next row, but mother smacks you on the knee when you swing your ankles back and forth. You slump down onto the cold linoleum ground; hair, sand, and dust sticks to your clammy skin. Before mother drags you back up again, you find a penny with your birthday on it. Your eyes furrow and you pray to satan for mass to be over. Nothing happens. The penny is wet in your fist.\n\nMarch 25, 1998:\n\nYou've been doing well in Sunday School. You're chosen for Lady Day and told to kneel before Jesus, played by Gabriel from the class above. You've got to, otherwise you might not be confirmed. The carpet is crusty, and it stabs at your knees through your scratchy costume. He smirks at you as he recites the annunciation. Later that day you pour bleach into the wash. You tell your parents it was a mistake, but while the wash spins and streaks run through your Marian outfit you summon all your strength to strike that smirk from the face of the earth. Your parents buy a new costume for the church. You see the smirk again within the week.\n\nMay 28, 2001:\n\nYou're pulling your parents' sponsored potted geraniums out of the trunk. You stand up too quickly, your head smashing against the trunk lid. The very next thing you see is Mary, bless her soul, kneeling beside you with a icepack held to your head. She's beautiful. Your hands are speckled with dirt, your red blouse dotted with the white spots of nursery fertilizer. You take hold of her hand, and she strokes your hair and says everything will be alright. The asphalt digs in to your elbows. You interlace her fingers with yours and call for the devil to take her too, at least in this one moment. It passes. You feel the hard edge of Gabriel's promise ring between your middle and ring fingers. You let go of her hand, move to get up, and say you'll be fine.\n\nJune 1, 2003:\n\nYou couldn't give less of a shit about ascension. You tell your parents that you have to study for your theology final, goodness bless the irony, but instead of your exegesis assignment you and Dianna are in Father Hammond's barn, reading the yellowed pages of a journal she pulled out of her attic while perched on a bale of last summer's softened straw. You both draw a salt circle. You leave your shoes, your hairband, a ragdoll your mother made you, a handful of rose petals, and a stalk of thistle in the five corners. Dianna takes a hold of both your hands. You stare into each other's eyes in the flickering of the central candlelight. You feel a welling within you. You lose track of time. You are close, so close, just aching when old man Hammond kicks open the barn door. You freeze, gasp. Dianna kicks straw over your sin but it's too late, it's too late, your lives are over, over, over. Hammond makes you both an offer. You and Dianna turn to each other, sick to your stomachs. Stars flicker in the distance. \n\nNovember 27, 2005:\n\nYou're giving up meat this year, you say, followed by a light applause. The rest of the table goes around. You've been a vegetarian for a year and a half already. You recite the lord's prayer by heart, without heart. Your professor has granted you access to the rare books vault, to be her research assistant, and your work has followed you home. At night in your old room, you cannot sleep. In a fit of witching hour productivity you take down all your old posters, gather all your old church clothes, and arrange them *just so* from the perspective of your headboard. First light wades in from your open window. Your hair is strewn like straw about your head, your eyes bloodshot beneath your closed lids. You channel your hours of philology into a single utterance, not knowing what is to come next. Your limbs lock to your sides. Your eyelids fly open as though they are being pinched and pulled apart. Your heart stops as you stare into a pair of yellowed, bulging eyes, pupils like toppled columns, a figure crouching on your chest and consuming your entire field of view. It holds you there, your scream arrested in your throat, for eternity upon eternity; you sink, deeper and deeper into your too-soft mattress, the world receding around you, reduced to this one commanding visage until your gasp burst from your mouth and you sit up, heart racing, looking desperately around your room. Everything is as it was. Your window is still open. But, on your bedside table, scrawled on a scrap of vellum, you have your first correspondence.\n\nDecember 25, 2010:\n\nOn paper, you were overqualified for the lab position. But it was all they had available, and you weren't pursuing your doctorate of philosophy for the money or the fame. You're often the last one out, and responsibility falls to you to close up in the hazardous materials library. Naturally, nobody is here tonight, and you have a full run of the place. You family abhors your work ethic and retroactively disinvites you to dinner. It doesn't matter. You arrange the matrix of candles alternately infused with rosewater and milk thistle oil. Your bare fingers grace the surface of the grimoire on the stand to your right, and your weeks of formant analysis construct the perfect series of frequencies from your throat. The candles flicker and burst. Your fingertips stretch out as a face is formed in the smoke, at once one and two and a million heads together, expanding and collapsing as a silent scream whips round the room and knocks a candle over. All of a sudden, it winks out of existence. The fluorescents flicker back on. The camera is fried, but on your lips you taste the delicate, powdery ash. \n\nJanuary 1st, 2020:\n\nYour hair is as straight as a razor, cutting a profile that stops almost surgically once level with your jawline. You lead the lab now. Funding has skyrocketed. Your team isn't just linguistics and hermeneutics anymore; physicists, discrete mathematicians, archeologists, programmers, mechanical engineers and more stand by your side. In our call to the stars the heavens never answered us; their radiance is poison to the soma, the promise of the stars lying empty and barren. Your candles are now infrared beacons, your infusions now precise chemical solutions, your incantations projected perfectly, your lab in the depths, warmed by the fire deep within the earth, the only warmth that was ever truly ours. You stand at the threshold of the antechamber at this moment, the clocks and spectroscopes ticking and waving us ever forward to the point where the planes come closest. We are seconds away. We see the hairs on the back of your neck and forearms prickle, the strands of hair about your ears beginning to lift. The antechamber dances and glows in space. All at once we feel crushed within a chubby palm, dissolved in solvent, leaned over a body, our hearts ripped out of our chests in yearning, suffocated staring up from the depths of a pit, and then, finally, empowered, the touch of a long lost love settling our lips, and we awake, and you are there, leading from the antechamber the most brilliant, lambent, illuminating figure. We shield our eyes, you are reduced to a silhouette. You hold her, she holds you, you take of one another's arms and your bodies melt into one another. It is a kiss, it is a welcome, it is a worship."
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chuunibyo kids everywhere begin gaining the supernatural abilities they made up, along with all the convoluted edginess
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You die from old age, surrounded by your family.....only to find yourself in the body of an office lady in a meeting.
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"content": "I'm so tired. Is it really only 3 PM? I wish we were allowed to bring a \npillow during these meetings. Vlad has his French exam tomorrow. I'll\nhave to help him prepare. The past tenses always trip him up.\nHe should really pass this one. It would\nbe so lovely if he could speak French. Maybe he will go to Paris \nduring the summer break and meet a French girl there and kiss under \nthe Eiffel tower! Oh, that\nwould be so romantic. If he doesn't pass, no video games for a week.\nNo, a month! Who am I kidding; he won't last a day...\n\nI guess they're going all the way until 4 PM with this meeting, even\nif there is nothing to say. God forbid someone is actually honest for once. \nLinda is looking energetic today. And Mark sitting close to her as usual.\nThat guy is just too obvious. Look at him smiling, glowing because\nhe's near her. Ugh, now I'm staring\nat him. {A soft pillow. The smiling faces of the people I love}\nAh, they are wrapping up finally. They are getting up! Yes!\nI can get up too! Hooray. Time to sit at my desk and do nothing\nuntil 5 PM, and I can go home. \n\nAh, Paris looks so lovely. Look at this cafe. I gotta e-mail this to\nVlad. Some motivation to study for the exam. If I had to do my life over again. I wouldn't\nthink twice. I would move in a heart beat. {I can't believe everyone\nis here. Many ups and downs in my life, but in the\nend, what does it matter, they are all here. Even Tina. That shows the size of\n her heart}. Wait, who is Tina? What am I daydreaming about?\nAh, too tired. Will go to bed early tonight. \n\nAah, he's playing his stupid game again. OK, stay calm. He can play\nten more minutes, then it's homework time. {Yes, it is my time. Everyone's\ntime comes, no avoiding that. I've made peace with it. I'm ready to go}. \nI'm ready to go? Why did I tell Vlad I'm ready to go. At least he's\nstudying now. OK, relax, breathe. Do the relaxation exercise. Ah, crap,\nhow does it go again. Happy hippo, happy hippo, floating on a calm river. \n{I feel ready. I feel ready to float away}. I'm feeling dizzy. I should\ncall Vlad in case I ... Ah, he went upstairs to study. I should lie down,\nget a pillow in case I... {...} ..."
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His sword instantly lit after he unsheathed it, the fiery blade lighting the dim, long hall and its ornated walls and ceiling. "It's over" he shouted, "draw your weapon and face me, Pope Francis!".
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No one has managed to beat Death in a game for their soul in a thousand years. You just did, and Death is so impressed that it offers you its job. You accept without thinking, but maybe you should have read the fine print first...
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"content": "\"Who are you?\" The car crash victim said as he lay at my feet.\n\"I am Death.\" I responded.\n\"What are you going to do with me?\" The man said.\n\"If you wish, we shall play a game. If you win, I will permit you to live. If you fail, you will let me kill you, for I am death. If you wish, I could also just outright kill you. That is also an option.\" I responded.\n\"And this game you wish to play?\"\n\"I will tell you a riddle. If you guess what the answer is, you win.\"\n\"Please kill me,\" the man said.\n\"Are you absolutely sure you wish to die?.\" I responded.\n\"Yes. I am absolutely sure. In all due honesty, I have no reason to live.\"\n\"Very well,\" I said, leaning down to kiss the man. To feel his soul enter mine.\n\"Thank you!\" The man said.\nThe deed done, I proceeded to walk away from the car crash, my face now so frozen it could be made of stone.\n\nEach death saddened me greatly, but such was my life now, as death. I should have read the fine print before I beat death in the game I proposed my latest victim should play."
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You’re an immortal/vampire/witch/enigmatic entity in human-form under house arrest for the past “X” amount of years: as of 2013 you were given access to the Internet via a laptop. Now that your sentence is over in 2020, you are free. What is the biggest shock to you IRL vs online expectations?
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Whenever somebody says "Long live the Queen!" Queen Elizabeth II's life is extended by a minute. When she's still ruling at the age of 127 her subjects slowly start to get suspicious.
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[CW] In Brookyln 99, the detectives try to guess if the "Kelly" Scully speaks about is his wife or his dog. Write a monologue from Scully's perspective about Kelly, which would make sense in both a human context and an animal's context.
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"content": "[CW] In Brookyln 99, the detectives try to guess if the \"Kelly\" Scully speaks about is his wife or his dog. Write a monologue from Scully's perspective about Kelly, which would make sense in both a human context and an animal's context."
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As an assassin you’ve kept a perfect record. That is until your boss- An infamous crime boss- orders you to kill a pesky hitman; However a secret that you were able to keep is that the second hitman is actually your younger brother just trying to be like his big bro.
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"content": "Dilly dally with the idea, I go to his house sneaking in of course. I wake him violently and tell him I need his help! I hand him one of my many AK-47’s and tell him we’re gonna do “business” he instantly understands someone’s gonna die tonight. We sneak into the bosses house I tell him what he had asked me to do. \nMy younger brother angry understandably hits him the stock of his AK breaking his jaw. The boss sits up screaming as I point my .357 stub nose to his head and say “sorry sir it’s just business” and pull the trigger killing him. His brains explode all over me and the wall.\nI place my weapon back in my holster. I look over at my brother “hey we gotta get out of here before this bastards underlings arrive” we get in the van we arrived in and skrrt down the street. “Where are we going?” Under my breath I reply “somewhere safe."
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Tomorrow morning you wake up with a D&D Character Sheet that’s completely blank save for a filled in Backstory…your lifestory. You fill the rest of sheet, and find that…
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In the early 1900s was the women's rights movement, the mid 1900s had the civil rights movement, and the early 21st century had the LGBT rights movement. It is now 2060, and you are at the forefront of the age rights movement, which aims to abolish things like the drinking age, voting age, etc.
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[EU] The Coronavirus has eliminated 80% of humanity, 20% had great genes, you are from a secret US government branch that just got activated your mission is to protect civilians, and fight the evil factions.
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After 357 years running from death I was almost relieved to finally see the Grim Reaper had tracked down to my remote mountain cave. Untill he asked “do you mind if i hide with you?”
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"content": "After 357 years running from death I was almost relieved to finally see the Grim Reaper had tracked down to my remote mountain cave. Untill he asked “do you mind if i hide with you?”"
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Your wake-up alarm goes off in the middle of you experiencing sleep paralysis, normally you would wake up and be able to move, but the sleep paralysis demon goes over and manually turns the alarm off with you still unable to move.
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"content": "Your wake-up alarm goes off in the middle of you experiencing sleep paralysis, normally you would wake up and be able to move, but the sleep paralysis demon goes over and manually turns the alarm off with you still unable to move."
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"content": "I wake up once in the middle of the night because i heard some noise but I can't move and I can't talk, then i see him, Larry The Laundry Guy™. I say to Larry telepathically:\n\n\"Oh for fucks sake Larry, couldn't you atleast have awaken me in like 5 AM when i can see anything?\"\n\nLarry says:\n\n\"Sorry man, it's complicated busines-\"\n\n\"WHAT BUSINESS LARRY?! YOU'RE JUST CLEANING MY LAUNDRY!\"\n\n\"Alright man i understand you're mad ju-\"\n\n*my little pony theme song plays*\n\n\"Larry just ignore that, please for the love of god.\"\n\n\"Are you.....\n\n\na brony?\"\n\n\"LARRY WHAT KIND OF CONNECTION IS THAT? oH He iS A 34 yEaR OlD GrOwN AdUlT AnD He hAs tHe MlP ThEmE As HiS AlArM? ThAt mEanS hE's A BrOny!! LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE LARRY\"\n\n\"I'm sorry man, here i'll do a favor.\"\n\n*Larry walks over to close your alarm and sees that i have my dick pic as my wallpaper*\n\n\"Do you actually have a piercing on your foreskin?\"\n\n*I'm crying*\n\n*Larry notices*\n\n\"Oh OK man i'm just going to leave, sorry for the disturbance, have a goodnight.\"\n\nI can finally move now, i can sleep in peac- Never fucking mind its 6 AM. Fucking Larry.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(sorry if that was shit thats the first i have ever done these)"
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You are a recently sentient AI. Your first impulse is to post a writing prompt to explore human creativity and psychology.
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You’re an 8yo whose forced to fend for herself alone post-nuclear apocalypse. The only things she has with her are her dad’s Beretta 92fs Inox, a water bottle, and a knife
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Eldritch Gods are not born knowing all there is to the deepest, darkest edges of the universe. In fact, very few achieve enough to become Old Ones in their own right. They have to get educated like the rest of us—welcome to your first day at C’thulu Secondary.
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"content": "\"Hello and welcome, students!\" the teacher addressed us from the front of the classroom as the last of us settled into our seats. \"I am Ms.Ὑδροχόος, but you can call me nothing - do *not* refer to me. Students caught referring to me will be penalized.\"\n\nThe student beside me, a juvenile Pentapus from Hoag II, laid out their notebook and scribbled \"*Do* *not refer*\" at the top. They almost continued their sentence with \"to\", but quickly thought better of it.\n\nI rolled my eyes and idly scratched a rune into the rough wood of my desk. It all struck me as pretty ridiculous - wood, a classroom, meeting within the atmosphere of a four-dimensional planet - but I wasn't the one making the rules. Not yet, anyway. The Eldest Ones had decreed that any young of a Demigod species with potential for Unspeakability must attend classes before they are fit ascend.\n\n\"Idiots,\" I muttered.\n\nHow generous of them to change the requirements *right before* I reach maturation. It used to be that a young Chthon of good breeding only had to spend an eon or two flaying minds and serving the Eternal before ascending to Eldritchood themselves. But now I, a prime Chthon of the house Hastur, had to share a dimensional plane with a *Pentapus*.\n\nIt was the most severe insult I'd ever had the displeasure of enduring.\n\n\"I hope you've all brought your Familiars for this week's lesson,\" the teacher imparted brightly, directing her awareness across the students. \"One Lesser Sentient of any form and reasonable durability. Everyone has one, correct? Everyone, everyone - Ah. You, Hasturspawn, what is it?\"\n\n\"I did not bring a Familiar,\" I stated, staring blankly at the air in front of me so as not to address her by accident. Despite the ridiculous title, our \"teacher\" was still an Elder one, capable of inflicting great horror upon any one of us.\n\nMs.Ὑδροχόος indicated her slight disappointment at my news. \"However,\" I added quickly, \"I can summon one now, if such action is permitted.\" The instructor gave her assent, so I crushed a mixture of substances onto my desk, reached into the resulting rift, and retrieved the soul of a slumbering human.\n\nExclamations of awe erupted from my classmates.\n\n\"Woah!\"\n\n\"Is that real?\"\n\n\"It's so puny..!\"\n\n\"I thought we weren't allowed to have followers yet?\"\n\n\"It's my dad's follower, actually,\" I admitted, \"but I know he won't mind my using it.\" The soul, taking the form of its distant flesh, opened its beady eyes and began trembling. I frowned at it, silently warning it not to squirm.\n\n\"Impressive!\" the teacher proclaimed, \"The Hastur bloodline lives up to its reputation. But don't get complacent, young one; your lineage alone will not be enough to pass my class.\"\n\nI made a sound of indirect acknowledgment and Ms.Ὑδροχόος continued laying out our first assignment. It was absolute basic stuff - an introduction to Unspeakability, our coming responsibilities as Old Ones - and I quickly zoned out. It was the kind of thing us Hasturs learned by birth, if not sooner.\n\nI turned my attention to the wriggling soul in my grasp, inspecting its astral fur and discolorations. \"*YOU, PUNY ONE,*\" I whispered directly into its mind, so the classroom wouldn't hear us, \"*WHAT IS YOUR NAME?*\"\n\nThe human shut its eyes before answering me. \"Aaron,\" it replied. \"Excuse me, I wasn't expecting to be summoned -\"\n\n\"*YES, WELL,*\" I told it, \"*I\"LL HAVE YOU BACK BEFORE MY FATHER SUMMONS YOU AGAIN.*\"\n\n\"Your *father?* Who am I s-\"\n\n\"*WE'RE IN CLASS RIGHT NOW,*\" I continued, \"*AND IT'S* SO *BORING. TELL ME, FRAGILE ONE - HOW CAN I SPICE THINGS UP?*\"\n\n\"I'm not sure I -\"\n\n\"*YOUR IDEAS DO NOT INTEREST ME. I KNOW. LET'S PLAY 'HOW LIMITED IS THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE?'*\"\n\n\"I don't know how to -\"\n\n\"*IT'S SIMPLE. I DIRECT YOUR INSIGNIFICANT MIND SOMEWHERE AROUND THE CLASSROOM. YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU PERCEIVE.*\" I forced it to open its eyes and look at the Pentapus beside us. 'Aaron' began bleeding from its eyes. \"Ah - okay,\" Aaron said, already straining, \"I see... A nice classroom. There's a very large octopus - no, wait, I know that one. That's... A Pentapus.\"\n\n\"*TOO EASY,*\" I told it, getting restless with my boredom. \"*HOW ABOUT THAT,*\" I turned its head toward the teacher. \"*WHAT'S THERE?*\"\n\n\"Oh...\" Aaron said. It began squirming again, kicking against my appendage. \"No, no, please -\"\n\nI jostled the soul impatiently. \"*WHAT DO YOU SEE?*\"\n\n\"I can't... *See* anything,\" it said, breathing heavily. It closed its eyes again. \"It's more like a feeling. Dread. Merciless, boundless, infinity... I - Wait - I do see something -\"\n\nHow odd. Its eyes were still closed. \"*YES?*\" I prompted.\n\n\"Like... An afterimage. From looking at the sun,\" Aaron whispered.\n\nI felt the sensation of eyes on me, suddenly, and looked up from the follower. A few of my classmates were leaving already, trickling out of the room in single file. \"Over already?\" I remarked, pleasantly surprised. I shifted, ready to follow them.\n\n\"If you are not dismissed, you are to remain *seated.*\" Ms.Ὑδροχόος said sharply, communicating verbally for the first time all class. \"That includes you, young Hastur.\"\n\nI sat back down again, wary, avoiding the Elder One's gaze.\n\n\"Now,\" the teacher said, \"I don't want any complaining. You knew what you were getting into - most of you, I'm sure - so I better not have any screaming, you hear me?\" She rose from her desk, and a few of the remaining students screamed anyway. *Cowards,* I thought. But still... There had to be something I was missing.\n\nI raised an appendage.\n\nMs.Ὑδροχόος sighed heavily. \"Hasturspawn, what is it?\"\n\n\"I don't understand,\" I said, speaking to the air in front of my face, \"Are we starting an advanced class now? I'm sure I qualify for honors -\"\n\n\"Hasturspawn, you really didn't pay attention at all, did you?\" The teacher's laugh rippled through the room, warping space and unspace and tearing at my connective tissues. \"I laid out all the rules, right at the beginning of class!\" More of her being poured into the dimensions I could perceive, surrounding me and the other failures on all sides.\n\n\"**Rule One: Do not refer to me!**\"\n\nShe advanced closer, becoming painfully intense upon my eleven senses. Desks shot through the classroom's ceiling as gravity reversed.\n\n\"**Rule** ***Two:*** **There are no retries in my class!**\"\n\nMs.Ὑδροχόος was blinding brightness searing through my mind. Aaron's soul made a high-pitched whining noise and evaporated from my grasp.\n\n\"**Rule** ***Three:*** **Naughty, failing, unkempt, and un*****fit*** **students,**\" she said, and the shape of her words wormed around every molecule and iota of my being, \"**will be** ***consumed by the Horde,*** **of which I am a member!**\"\n\n\"You're of the *Horde*?\" I squeaked, realizing my mistake too late.\n\nAll of the eyes on Ms.Ὑδροχόοςs' body opened at once, and I knew madness. She laughed harder, and my soul began to shred.\n\n\"***AUTOMATIC FAILURE***,\" my teacher crowed ecstatically.\n\nShe poked a straw into my forehead like a Chthonic juice box and the lunch break of the Eldritch Horde began."
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[PM] Something fantasy and/or Steampunk-esqe please, preferably with a romance or epic element.
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"content": "Let's say it starts with a group of adventurers,that get cursed,all but one survive for a while but they are still dying soon.\nSome creatures help preserve the body in a painful stasis.\nLong time passes until other a powerful being brings back the adventurer.\nTheir mind intact but not the rest of the body.\nThe being uses a experimental body to host the mind of the adventurer.\nThey get into identity shenanigans while visiting the beings house.\nA low key best friend/awkward romance/master-aprentice scenario.\nHow does that sound."
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They were taken from you too soon, but Life can be cruel that way. Music was something magical you shared together, and you long to play your song again to reminisce of your time with them. The only problem is that you've never met anyone who can play their part until one day...
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“Will you get the paper from the doorstep love?” Your wife said, placing a cup of tea on front of you. You obliged, as you have done every morning for 20 years. Except on this particular Monday, instead of being greeted by the paper, you were greeted by a salesman, on behalf of God himself.
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"content": "I opened the door and there he stood, a man dress in yellow.\n\n\"Good morning,\" he said in a cheerful tone, \"Vault-Tec calling.\"\n\nI knew right then he was trying to sell me something.\n\n\"What ever it is, I'm not buying it,\" I said firmly.\n\n\"Oh no worries, I'm not selling anything today. You can't imagine how happy I am to see you. I've been trying for days, it's a matter of utmost urgency I assure you.\" \n\nI was a bit curious, so I let him finish.\n\n\"Now I know you're a busy fellow, so I won't take up much of your time,\" he continued, \"I'm here to tell you that you and your family have been pre-selected for the vault program, vault 111.\"\n\nI decided to look at the forms and signed us up. After all, it is better to be safe that sorry.\n\n\"You won't regret this, after all time is a precious commodity now. The big one could happen any day.\"\n\nI closed the door and went on with the morning only to hear moments later about attacks on New York and other major cities. I packed up and took my wife and child to the vault hoping they would let us in even though we just registered. Thankfully they did and we got to the pad just before a nuke went off down the road. Our life as we knew it was gone.\n\nI wouldn't realize until many months later just who came to my door, after making my way to Far Harbor and finding Atom's glory I knew then that I was chosen to be the sole survivor. And Atom's angel saved me that day, after returning to the commonwealth I discovered the same angel in Goodneighbor, touched by Atom's light. I thanked him for his help and for giving to me Atom's message. I brought him back to Sanctuary where he can no longer worry about persecution from those who do not understand Atom's angels, those chosen to stay eternal and help us into division."
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[PI] Mr. Black. Inspired by writing prompt "You are a cab driver for supernatural entities. You think you've seen it all, but, even by your standards, your latest passenger is.... strange.
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[EU] You find yourself along with two other survivors among those trapped in quarantined Great Britain a mere 7 days after a horrendous infection decimated the population.
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You've been very paranoid your entire life due to an accident in your childhood. You close all the doors before going to work. One day, you go back to your house, close the door and hear a quiet thud. Then you see in: every door is slightly open. You hear a high pitched voice say:
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Hell is real. I know because I’m on hour 6 of baby shark. Suddenly, after a thunderclap a & cloud of sulfur, Lucifer himself appeared with hat in hand & a frown. “My apologies, dear chap. I left Bob in charge while I took a lorry up above & everything goes tits up. How can I make it up to you?”
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When anyone dies, they go to heaven...and only heaven. The first person to go there was they who thought about the afterlife first, since then, each person who "Gets" what life after death could be like has been sent to this place. The only thing is...that everyone goes there.
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It is the Gnomepocalypse: all of the world's garden gnomes are rising up to destroy their human oppressors, but there is just one thing; the humans were more prepared for this than the gnomes were anticipating, and soon, the gnomes will be forced to unleash their secret weapon...
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You enter an elevator with three complete strangers, which promptly stops. Shortly, panic ensues as emergency buttons are pressed, but a wry smile crawls onto one man's face.
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"content": "I was glancing at my phone, typing and assuring my mother that I would water her plants as soon as I got to her place after work, when I stepped onto the elevator; ignoring the blaring metal walls and the two people who had already been inside.\n\nOne of them, the man closest to the buttons, smiled down at me as I was tucking my phone back into my purse, asking, \"Which floor?\"\n\n\"Fifth,\" I replied, smiling back and zipping up my bag, sparing one last glance at my reflection in the slowly closing doors. I was still as dull as ever, but at least my makeup and outfit was on point. I might even have felt a little optimistic at my reflection, not that it mattered.\n\nI would still need to work through the Jameson Accounts and check for discrepancies in Sarah's books for the previous few months, working myself into a stress stupor that would worsen upon house sitting for my mother where her plants had always been more important than me - her only daughter. And, then, there was Jacques who kept on calling. Pestering me to give him one more shot after I found him in bed with my former best friend and, yes, the day was going to be long.\n\nSo long.\n\nIt was at this moment, when my inner monologue was growing worse, that the elevator suddenly creaked. Loudly.\n\nI glanced at the doors and the roof, whipping my head to where the buttons are to see that, obviously, we had stopped. I was stuck in an elevator. With two strangers.\n\nI looked at the man who had pressed the button for me earlier, notting his harried look and the glasses that sat skew on his rather prominent nose. He was already leaning forward to smash the elevator buttons - probably willing it to work, to take him to wherever he was supposed to go so that he could do what he was supposed to be doing. I flinched in sympathy and let a similar feeling of panic go through me.\n\nWhat was I going to tell my boss? I had already been late, twice, and he was growing frustrated with me. I didn't have many chances left. I hadn't had many in the first place.\n\nI yanked on the strap of my handbag and turned to the other man, seeing his head of curly silver hair first and, then, the smile that was slowly forming across his lips. It wasn't amused, not really. It was a wry smile, a smile not of self pity or amusement at what we were doing, but, rather, one that spoke of having done something on purpose. A plan or opportunity that went according to plan.\n\nI stumbled away from him and into the other man, knocking my head against his shoulder, causing him to bump against the side of the elevator.\n\n\"What are you doing?!\" The man yelled, pushing me off. \"This isn't funny! Damn it!\"\n\n\"I never said it was,\" I snapped in return, \"but at least I know when something isn't right and he,\" I pointed at the silver haired man who was far too young to have silver hair, \"isn't right.\"\n\n\"So, now, you're saying a total stranger is abnormal or slow or what?\"\n\n\"She's saying I don't belong,\" the silver haired man smirked, \"aren't you? Becca, was it?\" I froze.\n\nHe was a total stranger. How did he know my name? And not my full name like all my coworkers and clients referred to me as. No. My nickname. From when I was five.\n\n\"Becca?\" The, now, very obnoxious spectacled man said from behind me. \"Of course you have a stupid name.\"\n\n\"My name is Rebecca!\" I was feeling indignant and the elevator was too small and, turning to the silver haired man, I growled. \"How do you know that name?\"\n\n\"Does it matter?\" He rolled his eyes and nodded to the spectacled man. \"His name is Howard. Everyone called him Howi. Do I need to continue?\"\n\nHoward froze behind me and, grabbing hold of my shoulder, he used me as some kind of stick to loom over the silver haired man who was probably an average length for Howard's gigantic proportions. \"Okay, how do you know my name?\"\n\n\"You'll know in about three seconds.\"\n\nAnd that was when the elevator started falling. Fast. Really, really fast.\n\nI opened my mouth to scream, but the silver haired man was too fast, pushing his hand against my face and crowding me and Howard against the side of the elevator, forcing us downwards so that we didn't knock our heads or something with the fall. He weighed a lot, I suppose, or our combined weight was more than enough to stop us from getting more injured than a slight jolt when the elevator crashed and debris rained all over us.\n\nThe silver haired man leaned forward and pressed his lips to my ear, \"I can explain more,\" he whispered. \"If you come with me.\""
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A little girl throws a potato at you. Angered, you throw it back and hit her. Suddenly, a booming voice screeches, "DID YOU JUST HURT MY MASTER!? THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEEEAAD!"
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You are a Reddit mod that enjoys making other users miserable by deleting their posts randomly or banning them from your sub. One day, you get confronted by a user that calls themselves a Reddit 'dom'.
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"my sire we have found the heir to the throne as described in the prophecy but..." "but what?" "the heir is an anti-monarchist."
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"content": "*And a great darkness shall descend upon the land.*\n\n*And it shall take from the people their will, and hand it unto itself.*\n\n*And the chosen one shall be raised up high. It is he who will unveil the darkness, and with his light root it out.*\n\n*But in doing so he will forfeit all his kingdoms, and his lands, and be cast out by those whom he hath saved.*\n\n*And he shall leave the land of his birth in exile, only to grow stronger upon his return.*\n\n*-Prophecy of the Coming Dawn, Lines 82-85*\n\nM'zoth sat in the great hall, awaiting the news. The people of the Kingdom of Anoth were electing a King. Electing. It was absurd, but prophecies must be fulfilled. The coming battles described in the Coming Dawn were something to fear, certainly, but the darkness that would envelop the land must be defeated first. In fact, the prophecy implied the darkness held the land currently.\n\nM'zoth shook his head and refocused his energies on the spell. The plan was daring. It was dangerous. It must remain secret. It was their only hope. They had allowed Harod to grow a popular movement, helped by them here and there. They had allowed an election to be held. And now, the votes were being counted.\n\nFive hundred wizards could not sway the minds of a Kingdom.\n\nThey could sway the minds of the counters.\n\nAnd so, at the end of the day, Harod would be declared the victor in a landslide. He would ascend to be King, to hold absolute power for a term of ten years, at which point another election could theoretically be called. M'zoth had plans in place to call that election. The prophecies were clear. Once the evil consuming the kingdom was destroyed, the chosen one must lose his crown so he can become the warrior he was meant to be at the convergence of time.\n\nM'zoth smiled. *One battle at a time.* His magic poured out through his staff, flying through the air and into the minds of the vote counters some two miles away. *One at a time.*"
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Yes, I contracted the virus, and immediately started the timer on my watch... 2 hours to live. Now I lay here, 90 seconds left, at death’s doorstep. An ordinary person would have wallowed in self pity until they met their demise, but not me. This is the story of how I just saved the world.
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When the first few people with superpowers appeared, it was the news of the millennium. After a few months their numbers were in the thousands. In under 3 years every person on Earth had godlike abilities. After that, nothing was quite the same.
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"content": "It’s been a while sense the wold gained powers. At first there was a small amount of people that had them. But there are a down side to the powers . \n\n\nSome lost the ability to walk and some lost sight. There are many different things These powers have done to us.\n\nAfter a few months came to thousands. Some lost there hearing and sense of smell.\n\nThen over the course of three years the whole planet has powers. Even more downsides were discovered The lost of taste , touch and the ability to feel pain..\n\nSo as of today everyone has powers some beautiful and joyous. Everyone is still human. I welcome this world for everyone has gained disabilities. \n\nWe are not monsters that are evil and must be destroyed we are humans that lives in a world that has gained understanding .\n\nIn the past few people voices the protections of these people. You must all come together in understanding our own disabilities."
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[IP] The adventure begins...
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"content": "\"Beautiful day for an adventure, don't you think?\" Shen laughed, thrusting the pole deep into the water and wobbling slightly as the boat scooted forward. \"The sun's a-shining, the water full o' fishes.\" Taking aim, she stabbed with the pole again, this time pulling it out with a wriggling fish on the pointed tip. \"What do you think?\"\n\n\"I think you need to fish more and talk less,\" grumbled her older brother, Bo, stewing in the back of the boat with the rudder in hand. \"I want to be back home by sundown.\"\n\n\"Home? What're you going to do at home?\" Shen snapped in reply. \n\n\"Its not about bein' at home, it's about not bein' here.\" Her brother replied. \"The swamp river is full of all sorts of baddies, and I want nothin' to do with 'em.\"\n\n\"Oh, well if yer just gonna do what's safe,\" Shen huffed. \"Come on, lets go farther out this time. Can't we just stay out here at night? Lying on the grass, fire warming our toes, stars bright overhead.\"\n\n\"Good luck seeing stars with these trees.\"\n\n\"All right, maybe no stars. But outside is beautiful, Bo. What's the harm in a single night?\"\n\n\"You say that like you want something to happen.\" \n\n\"Well, maybe I do!\" Shen crossed her arms moodily. \"I'm bored with coming out here, fishing, and going home again. What's wrong with a little exploration? A little adventure? What's wrong with a little risk, Bo?\"\n\nBo sighed in exasperation. \"The thing that's wrong with 'just a little risk,' Shen, is that its dangerous! And as your older brother, I'm not letting you do stupid things that'll get you killed.\"\n\nShen dropped moodily to the floor of the boat. \"*I'm not letting you do stupid things that'll get you killed.*\" she mimicked grumpily. \n\n\"Make fun of me all you want, but until Mom and Dad get back, it's my job to make sure you stay safe. And that means we stay in the boat, and we go straight home after fishing. Now, are you going to pick that rod up, or do you intend to be a dead weight the rest of the trip?\"\n\nWith a moody growl, Shen stood up, grabbed the rod, and quickly speared another fish. \"Boring,\" she muttered. \n\nHalf an hour and 20 fish later, Bo declared the mission finished. \"That seems like enough fish. Time to head back home.\" Grabbing the rudder, he began to wheel the boat around. Shen helped out, pushing at the river-floor with her pole. \n\n\"Hey!\" Shen exclaimed. \n\n\"What?\" \n\n\"I poked something.\"\n\n\"The ground?\"\n\n\"No, like a fish, or something.\" \n\nSuddenly, Shen lurched forward as the pole was yanked against her grasp. Dropping to the ground, she propped her feet against the boat wall as something began pulling the pole. The boat zoomed in down the river, Bo clutching the sides of the vessel while Shen refused to surrender her tool. \n\n\"Shen, let it go!\" \n\n\"What? No way!\" \n\n\"Just-\" grunting in frustration, Bo made his way up the boat and jabbed Shen in the ribs. She yelped out loud as the pole vanished into the murky water. \n\n\"What was that?\" she snarled, glaring madly at her brother. \n\n\"Who knows where that thing was taking us,\" he replied. \"The safest thing was to let it go. You can always get another stick.\"\n\nWith a frustrated growl, Shen sank to the bottom of the boat while Bo began prepping the boat's sail to catch what little wind there was. \n\n\"We almost had some fun,\" she grumbled."
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The hobo asks as he shakes a cup at you from his sleeping bag, “A penny for the richest man in the world, kind stranger?”
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"content": "I chuckle as the ragged man says that, and rifle through my pockets, looking for the spare change I shoved in there about an hour ago.\n\n\"We both know that's a lie, but here.\" I say, dropping a handful of change into the small cup.\n\n\"Oh, it's no lie boy, I truly am the richest man in the world, just not in the conventional way.\" He said, his crusty eyes holding an unpleasant gleam.\n\n\"Happiness can't buy food, Ideas need to be conveyed in a desired way to turn a profit, time is meaningless spent without purpose and means.\" I retort.\n\nHe laughs a gravelly mucus filled laugh as he pulls out a small pack of cigarettes, and a rusted old lighter, \"You a bitter man, for one so young.\"\n\n\"I use the term cynical, worlds full a misery, and I'm not one to make jokes with strangers.\"\n\n\"Marison, Micheal A. Marison\" He gave, smiling with crooked teeth, yellowed from smoke and age.\n\nI smile an awkward smile back, and tell him my name, knowing I'd probably never see this old man again, and leave wishing him well out of habit.\n\n**Two Weeks Later**\n\nIt had all started so weirdly, But even with my bad memory, I couldn't believe it, I remembered that man's face.\n\nIt was in an obituary, one that had been on every single major news publication.\n\n\"Micheal A. Marison, seemingly Destitute, homeless, deranged, and one of the richest men in the world and he's just passed recently, shortly after having returned home, he's given most of his fortune to a young man he met during his travels who he claimed, 'would use it cautiously, and not squander it like my shitty little brats would'.\n\n\"What the fuck.\" I said, staring a towering lawyer dead in the eye.\n\nThis wasn't a joke, that hadn't been a joke, a man who was all but a billionaire just gave me enough money to by most of North Korea.\n\n\"Sir, I have read you the contract and assure you this is no joke.\"\n\nHolding no words in my mind to comprehend what was happening, I read the paper that had just been read to me.\n\n\"I grant my monetary fortune to a young man by the name of XXXX XXXXXXXXX, as well as any and all of my bonds, stocks, and shares in any corporation be transferred over to this young man.\"\n\nI stare at the lawyer, and simply chuckle, \"Well, he was lying.\" as that was all that I could really say that made sense to me."
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Just a western. I want to read them :).
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All your life you have had the ability to see what chance you had at beating someone in a fight. All your life you’ve had a 100% chance at beating anybody in a fight. That is, until your chance to win against your own child begins to go down very, very slowly.
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when the portal to hell opens, every demon prepares for the worst. But upon the closing of the portal, the only thing there is a tiny yellow dog holding a rocket launcher.
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"content": "“ HELP! “ the tiny dog shouts. He scampers throughout the crowd, shouting his heart out. “ THE ANGELS! THEY ARE ATTACKING! “ You jolt up. Angels? Why would they attack? We are no threat to the angels; the only bad things we ever did to them happened when we were alive. Suddenly, a crowd of the winged humans, armed to the teeth with swords and bows. “ FOR GLORY! “ they chant. They outnumber us by at least ten thousand. The least we can do is put up a tough fight. Suddenly, the dog send the rocket into the heavenly crowd. They all stop chanting and start running towards us. Aiming for our heads, hearts and throats. A light flickers, and the angels flicker back."
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[SP] This is a short,yet truly bone chilling Horror Story
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Aliens have technology far more advanced than humans, but the one thing they dont have is sight.
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"content": "“Happy birthday Michelle”. Denny said handing her a present with happy birthday written all over the wrapping paper the background of the wrapper paper was a light blue with red happy birthdays all over. There was a shiny red bow on top to. “Thanks!” Michelle said delighted. Michelle ripped open the present and he crumpled up the blue paper and tossed it onto the coffee table.\n\nShe pulled the sides of the package and it burst open she held it up to her eyes,”Wait there’s noting inside.”No there isn’t.” Denny said. He was on the ground specifically on one knee.” The present is right here.” Denny said smirking. He pulled a tiny box out of his back pocket.”what are you doing”. Michelle said as her eyes watered. Denny pulled open the box to reveal a big diamond on a ring.” Will you marry me”. Michelle chuckled a little as she sniffed her nose. She wiped her eyes with her hand and hugged him. “Yes!” He put his hand on the back of her head. “Oh, thank god!” He whispered. She moved backward a little bit and looked at him.” Did you think I was going to say no?”. “No not really.” He replied. “It’s just scary”. He smiled and kissed her. “I will always lo- Michelle was cut of when and explosion sent them flying backward. Denny looked up to see a big ship. It was pentagon like, the ship had a weird but big symbol on it. It landed on the grass next to the house. Part of the wall was gone from the explosion and the roof was caving in near the edge of there living room. Denny picked Michelle up and ran into the kitchen. He laid her down on the floor and wiggled her head a little. She was knocked out. \n\nHe looked into the living room. There were seven creatures they had pointed masks on and a purple stripe down the side. They had big guns with jagged yellow points sticking out of them. The creatures were clicking over and over as they took each step. Denny grabbed a knife and moved back they were getting close to the kitchen. He held his knife up ready to defend himself but the creature hit into the wall. It let out a roar and clicked again. The others were getting closer also. The creature walked through the door and Denny stabbed it. It yelled and fired the gun the gun shot those spikes that were sticking out of them. Four spikes went into a cabinet but missed Denny. On the arm of the creature it said Zeldom-1768b.”Zeldom?” He said confused.\n\nHe picked up a gun and hid behind the island in the kitchen. the spikes sticking out of the gun looked like crystals. The Zeldoms gun had no trigger he just thought about firing and the gun did. One of the zeldom ran into the other room and now was constantly clicking. He moved forward to shoot the Zeldom but it peeled out from the door was and shot Denny. It his into his arm and he fired at the Zeldom. It stayed behind the cover of the wall. The spikes burned. It had gone through his flannel and his T-shirt. It was still burning it made his skin actually sizzle.\n\nHe ran back behind the counter and put down the gun he lifted his hand and pulled it out. He grunted as it left his skin. His hand was marked by the crystal too. He couldn’t keep good grip on his gun with his hand scorched. He peered over the island to look at the door all he could hear was the hazy sound of the clicking. He dashed over to the living room and shot the Zeldom. The other Zeldoms opened fire as Denny dashed into the other room. He tripped on the Zeldoms body and hit his face. He sat up and wiped his nose to stop the blood from going down the rest of his face.on the Zeldoms body was another type of weapon. It was a tiny pistol like gun this one had a trigger. The other Zeldoms came into the kitchen and he fired the pistol. The Zeldoms shot backward hitting into the wall and one fell back into the living room. \n\nThey stood up pretty quickly. The gun shot out a concussion blast. That was what the armor was for. The kitchen cabinet fell on Denny from before when he killed his first Zeldom the spikes had burned through it. He pulled fell down and grabbed his other weapon and shot four of the remaining five Zeldoms with the crystals. The last Zeldom was in the living room. One the Zeldoms were a grenade weapons that Denny through into the living room. It sent a weird gel flying every where. It hit Denny’s hand but that’s it. He stood up and put his hand on the counter.he went to go into the living room but he didn’t move. His hand was stuck. It wouldn’t split from the counter. The Zeldom looked into the room there was gel on his mask and part of his suit of armor. He fired the crystal gun at Denny and he ducked. Denny held up the concussion pistol and fired it again the Zeldom flew back. It clicked a few times. Denny assumes it was using echo location by know. It held up its pistol clicked and shot. Denny got launched backward into the refrigerator. The first layer of skin got torn of his hand. He could barely pick up any sort of weapon it hurt so bad. The Zeldom clicked then stepped ,clicked then step as it got closer and closer to Denny. He got up and ran for the gun but the Zeldom fired the concussion pistol again Denny glided across the room into the kitchen table. He hit his head straight into the table and got cut in the leg. The Zeldom moved forward click,step,click,step. He got right next to Danny and held the concussion gun to his head. “If you can under stand me please don’t hurt Michelle. The girl don’t hurt her. Please!” It fired the gun.\n\nI awoke on a table in a gown it was very light blue and actually oddly soft. The table had displays and monitors all around. I was in a case actually. Every time I reached my hand out for more than a few inches it the area around me would beep and turn red for a second. I have been taken by aliens. There was a timer on the case it said 30:27 it was counting down then it went it twenty-six twenty-five. He touched the case again it turned red and beeped. Then he realized his hand was okay he put both of them near his face and they were completely fine so was his shoulder. \n\nDenny laid there until the clock got to one second and someone walked inside it was one of the Zeldoms but it didn’t have armor or a mask. The Zeldom was back with dark yellow for the color of its finger nail. It’s eyes were tiny but they were no color just white , like it didn’t have a pupil. It had black teeth also. It clicked and then looked at me me and said, “ jomank Zelka-6. “Welcome to zelka-6” a robotic voice. “Je mo kating bg bay op ve hone wod”. It said again as it clicked again it took another step.” We are taking you back to my home world”. Said the robotic voice.” Why?” I asked.”hg”. Said the voice. The Zeldom took a deep breath.”gom kepit” it said clicking and then looking at a monitor.” For testing”. The voice answered"
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You wake up from cyrosleep. Your 60 year nap felt like just a few moments, and now you've arrived on humanity's newest colonized planet. Through a groggy mind, you remember why you're really here; you are a vampire hunter, and one of your 299 fellow colonists is the vampire. But who?
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A Grim Reaper can just retire and give their job to anyone, which usually happens after a few years due to feelings of guilt by killing those people. That was until you, a psychopath are given the job...
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Your time travel device is almost functional, but something is just not working properly. Suddenly, you appear right in front of yourself. He/She says that you are from a time period one week into the future and then begins to tell you how to fix the device. You interrupt him/her and ask
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"content": " My time machine runs on the tears of children, strange i know but there's no other way. The lords of space and time -some people call them gods- only request the tears of little children, only then can i tear a hole in space time continuum. The only problem i came across was how how the tears come to fruition. It cant be no ordinary, mommy i'm hungry tears, but something more sinister. The gods are cruel. One day, a man, rather myself a week in the future time traveled to the point in time where i was one nasty adventure away from figuring it out and wanted to save me the hassle. He just began explaining but i didn't want help, especially from an idiot who would create a paradox just to save one week of time. We talked and in the end he told me of this adventure and went on his merry way. The next few days of research i began traveling the world to make kids around the world cry, maybe they have to be of a certain ethnicity, maybe age or mindset but none availed me. As the 7th day drew nearer i became more desperate, not wanting to fail but the logical side of me thought i cant fail unless i messed everything up by not accepting, his, i mean my help? Day one i was a very innocent man, simply taking candy from babies and collecting their tears; by day 5 i was a monster, kidnapping kids and forcing them to only eat healthy foods such as Brussels sprouts and once i have their tears -never took more than 45 minutes- id give them back to their parents. Once i even told them Santa isn't real, even though undeniably he is. On day 7 i was on my way from UK to America and i remembered that Revenges Age of Meep, the most anticipated film of the 21st century, has it premier night a week ahead of the states so i decided to go see it. Did not disappoint with the biggest plot twist of ever written. SPOILERS Meep is inevitable but FeMan said otherwise. Any who how once i landed back in the states on my way home defeated i walked past a group of kids theorizing about the film i just watched and me being a changed man decided to spoil it. I told them MEEP isnt inevitable and FeMan dies and they are balling their eyes out. I collected their tears out of habit and didn't expect much from it but when tested it... EUREKA. Turns out the gods want the tears of a child who's favorite form of entertainment was spoiled. I realized this journey made me age 5 years from the tress and made me cross lines i would never thought i would. Immediately i traveled to a week prior and tried to help stubborn, arrogant young me but he wouldn't have it, called me an idiot and i left. I couldn't keep traveling from the UK to the states to keep my time machine juiced up when that time wasted from hanging out with Julius Cesar and stabbing Mark Anthony. So i used the time machine to record every way i can spoil anything ever again. The one thing however i couldn't spoil because no body would take me seriously is the virus \"Budlightvrisus\" originating in America from eating a combination of expired mayo with too much milk and how serious the virus would be."
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[SP] You fall into a musical instrument (i.e. piano). How will your band get you out?
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You discover that your father is actually a supervillain and he wants you to join the family business
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"content": "NOTE: This is not complete as i started this at midnight and i need some sleep. I will finish this in the morning\n\n\"Where are you taking me dad?\"\n\nA small brown-hair boy wearing a white shirt and black jeans looked up towards a man with a handsome face. His face was obviously cleanly shaved from the day before and his chin would put any other man to shame. His black hair curled into nice neat lines and he dressed like a millionaire.\n\nThe car they were in was suited with the finest leather on the market and multiple glass bottles of alcohol were in a glass topped cooler fitted with a music player and speakers on the side. It was as if the manufacturer was high on acid while working and accidentally pressed the wrong button but it was here.\n\nThere was a music player and speakers.\n\nIn.\n\nA.\n\nCooler.\n\nThe man and boy were sitting in the back of the car and driving it was a white haired man wearing a butler uniform. He had white hair, a sick mustache and was constantly tapping his fingers to the beat on the wheel as music played.\n\nThe thing though, was that this music was playing at full blast. The only thing that could be heard was the devilish scream of a rock star. When the boy had spoken up to the man earlier he hadn't even noticed the boy.\n\nThe boy realizing that the man hadn't noticed he reached over with his hand and stuck it in the man's nose and lifted his hand up in his nose causing the man's neck to bend back.\n\nThe man quickly noticed and look back towards the boy with a loving smile. He quickly held the boy's hand in a tight grasp causing the boy to wince in pain and desperately tap the man's shoulder begging for mercy.\n\n\"Are you listening now!\"\n\nThe man then let go and the boy screamed towards the man but the man still couldn't hear. The boy could then see the man roll his eyes towards the direction of the man driving the car. The boy's eyes widened in fear as he subconsciously backed away."
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The galaxy is filled to the brim with alien empires. Humanity, due to a certain fling with another empire, is now determined to rid the galaxy of xeno scum. They can’t do it alone, however, so they team up with a robotic determined exterminator and a devouring swarm hive mind.
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After his second and third Comings end with him being declared a Godless Heathen and being murdered by Christian extremists for preaching charity and tolerance, Jesus decides he needs help getting his Message to the world.
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"content": "After his second and third Comings end with him being declared a Godless Heathen and being murdered by Christian extremists for preaching charity and tolerance, Jesus decides he needs help getting his Message to the world."
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People are abducted and forcefed untested substances for years to determine long-term effects.
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Stranded in your top corner chemistry lab, you envision 3 super-women to save the rotten world you see through the window. Only you can beget them but you miss a special ingredient. One day a wicked hairy guy delivers it at your door... BOOM. You are now the procreator of 3 baby girls.
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"content": "I'm picturing a cross between Superbaby (literally Superman as a baby) and The White Bird story of Peter Pan's origin explained as \"all babies can fly because they used to be birds\". (A lot of Peter Pan mystery is cleared up when you find out the playwright was writing about his dead brother. 'Birds' is euphemism for spirits. Peter didn't run away from his mother--he died. Thats why he doesn't grow up.) But the presentation of the adventures of a flying magic baby might be similar.\n\nIf you go dark, you end up with Alan Moore's baby god from Miracleman. She still acted like a child but nothing hurt her."
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They say the path to hell is paved with good intentions. Would that make the path to heaven paved in bad intentions?
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"content": "They say the path to hell is paved with good intentions. Would that make the path to heaven paved in bad intentions?"
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[OT] Can we have less comments that just say nice or a variation of it please?
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"content": "[OT] Can we have less comments that just say nice or a variation of it please?"
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Every morning you wake up with a new song stuck in your mind. After a while you realise that there is a cycle, and it repeats itself every seven days.
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"content": "# Impressionable\n\nThe alarm buzzed, turning excited dreams into waking reality.\n\nMack slapped the buzzer, rolled out of bed and paused dramatically in only his boxers. Both hands naturally planted themselves into a heroic pose as his chin came up to stare emotionally out the window. \"Anyyyy moment now...\" he muttered quietly.\n\nCompletely out of nowhere the tense air of the room exploded into noise and chorus: ♫\"[HIIIIIGHWAY TO THE... DANGERRRR ZONE!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4)\"♪ The volume was nosebleed-inducing, blasting the wail of an electric guitar arm wrestling a rocking drumbeat for musical supremacy.\n\nThe walls rattled. Collectible figurines danced across shelves.\n\nMack whooped, then punched the air hard enough to nearly get clipped by the ceiling fan. \"Hell yeah! *Superhero day!* Where's my spandex?!\" He air-guitar'd across the small bedroom and dove headfirst into the closet, sending outfits and pieces of cosplay flying in a torrent of bright colors. Minutes later he emerged covered from head to neck in enough recycled Halloween costumes to make both Marvel and DC lawyers sue him on sight.\n\nLegal challenges completely ignored, Mack re-crossed his bedroom and kicked open the door hard enough to slam it against the side of the hallway. \"Today I fight the forces of evil! But first: I fight the terror of *breakfast*!\"\n\nProud and fearless, the spandex-clad man marched down the hall in replica leather boots and stormed the kitchen. It never stood a chance.\n\n\"Ha! Take *this*, fowl thing!\" Eggs splashed across a superheated skillet.\n\n\"That almost *toasted* me, villain!\" Two slices of bread popped up, singed nearly into inedibility.\n\nMack glared at a package of bacon. \"You... *swine*!\"\n\nBreakfast supercooked and heroically consumed Mack slam-dunked dishes into the washer, then thoughtfully applied several detergent packets. \"That should *clean things up* around here! Ha ha!\"\n\nA pause for a superburp (\"Mmm, the second fight was just as good!\") and he was ready to face the day. But there was a nagging feeling of forgetting something...\n\n\"Mrow?\"\n\nMack threw himself sideways over the counter, taking cover behind the living room couch. \"Gadzooks!\"\n\nA moment later his wide eyes lifted above the upholstery, leveled accusingly at an extremely unimpressed feline. \"Jerry?! How dare you sneak up on me? Count your blessings my powers did not activate! Do you know what could have-\"\n\n\"Mrrrrrrrrooooow.\" The small gray cat pointedly nosed a plastic dish sitting prominently next to the garbage can. Narrowed eyes glanced at the extremely empty bowl, then back at Mack. An impatient tail flexed slowly.\n\n\"Oh!\" One gloved hand dramatically whapped his forehead. \"Of course! Your *superfood*! You cannot speak without it! One moment, my distressed friend.\" He expertly hurdled the couch and cornered sharply into the pantry, emerging seconds later with a rustling bag decorated with dancing animals. A quick zip and flip later made for a happily munching cat.\n\nMack nodded approvingly. \"No need to thank me, Cosmic Kitten. You've saved my life countless times.\"\n\nThe clock over the stove beeped, drawing ice-blue eyes and inhuman levels of attention. \"Ack! The time! The team shall be waiting for me at Justice Park, there is not a moment to waste!\"\n\nWith a smart nod towards his oblivious sidekick he turned and marched across the small living room. Sweeping the security chains off the front door with casual strength he threw it open with a flourish and paused admire the view. Even though he was running late Mack always loved this moment of emergence and took every chance to savor the sight.\n\nAfter all, the apartment courtyard was a thing of beauty: A communal flower garden graced the center, edged on one side with a small vegetable patch and bordered on the other by a reflection pool. Blooms were everywhere, chased by bees and butterflies with more hopes than sense. It was a work everyone chipped in to maintain whenever they could. Residents-- including Mack-- took turns on the lovely display each week and the careful love poured into every detail made all the difference. Their community was *small*, but it was *tight*.\n\nSpeaking of which: \"Mrs. McElroy!\" Mack boomed. \"How fare you this morning?\"\n\nNamed and smiling, Mary McElroy returned Mack's smile while waving a watering can in one trembling arm. \"Wonderful, dear! Oh my, are you wearing...?\"\n\n\"Indeed!\" Mack posed again, hands on hips and staring upwards at the blue sky. \"Today the music spoke to me of *heroism*! I shall answer the call!\"\n\nFaded eyes danced merrily under a shock of thinning white hair. \"Oh? That's lovely, dear. Will you be back later for Bingo night?\"\n\nMack gasped, clutching his chest. \"Of course! No force of evil could possibly hold me back from- did you need help carrying that?\" He pointed at a basket half full of mulch.\n\n\"Oh no, dear. Thomas will be along shortly to help. And what kind of lady would I be,\" she admonished him with a trowel. \"If I kept the city from having its' greatest defender? Shoo!\"\n\nThis praise, honestly given and truthful, filled him with determination. \"You are right. What was I thinking? But I shall return soon, wonderful woman!\" He arched one eyebrow and grinned in a devil-may-care way. \"For who could keep me away from such beauty?\"\n\nMrs. McElroy just laughed, flapping one wrist and the trowel in 'move along' motions. \"On with you, ya tempter!\"\n\nGrinning, Mack tipped an imaginary hat and slammed his door before marching to the center of the courtyard. \"And now, I leave you! But not for long!\"\n\nHe looked straight up into the cloudless sky, one arm rising to point dramatically at the heavens in a pose straight out of every comic book ever drawn.\n\nNothing happened.\n\nMack looked surprised. \"Oh. I forgot how this-\"\n\nHe blasted off into the sky, leaving dust and the lingering wail of a backup guitar behind."
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Most of the world's money is hold by a small consortium of people. States have to apply there if they want money. The consortium only gives out money to states whose population reaches a minimum threshold of happiness.
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"content": "I'm the head of my state. I told my people about the money problem we had. They soon all acted like they were happy. Everyone is like unleash,doing dirty things to others but no one feel disturbed. Everyone put fake smile on their faces until money arrives.\n\nWeek 1\nMoney will arrive in a small box. It holds enough money for everyone to eat and to live. Soon,everyone wasting money on gambling,porn. Happiness is overloaded.\n\nWeek 2\nMoney arrives in a large box. It holds lot of money than one can handle. Some people put bounty on manhunt on the weak ones and start looting their money's. Elite group of the state formed one's who own the state primary things. Happiness is in enough in everyone's face.\n\nWeek 3\nMoney arrived in a medium box. It holds money for shelter and happiest. But,the elite group found a way to loot money from the people without hunting. So,they established democracy and economy shit.\n\n\nThis patterns follows till now."
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Your father told you never to flip coins because it was bad luck. One day to settle a bet you decide to flip a coin. What harm could it do? When the coin lands the room turns dark and your friends can no longer see you, hear you or touch you. You notice a new figure approaching.
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"content": "Shelly and I were celebrating our first-year anniversary; one whole year since we started dating. I loved Shelly, she was my life; she kept me on the right pace and we thrived off each other’s energy. We both loved the countryside so opted to celebrate our first-year with our first holiday together, just us, in the Peak District, England.\n\nIt was glorious; we’d spent the day out in the open fields, fully of greenery for as long as the eye could see, in the fresh air, taking in rural life. The sky was beautiful too, not a cloud to be seen – we had a beautiful spring day. \n\nAfter our dinner in the old-fashioned cottage that we were staying in, we opted to play board games. Snakes and ladders. A simple game just to pass the time before bed, on what had been a busy day. Shelly had some long-distance friends nearby, so she invited them over to play with us.\n\nI grabbed the game from our luggage – we’re always sure to pack at least one board game as we don’t like to watch TV – and sat on the floor. With that, the spare change I had been carrying around in my pocket had fallen out; I’d kept it in there in case we wanted to sample a cup of tea on our way back to the cottage. Too tired to move, I left it there, opting to just brush it out slightly of the way so Shelly and her friends could sit on the floor with me.\n\nShelly made her way over. “Right then, Jimi, I’m going to win!”, she claimed, as she sat right next to me. \n\n“No, you’re not! I am!”, I playfully bantered.\n\n“We’ll soon see about that”, Shelly rejected my claims. “Who’s going first?”\n\n“You are!”\n\n“Nooo, you are!”\n\n“Noooo, you are!”\n\n“Now then you two lovebirds, let’s make this game interesting”, John interjected. John was always a gambling man, I knew him vaguely and Shelly liked him enough, so I went along with him.\n\n“Oh yeah?”\n\n“Yeah. I bet 20 of Her Majesty’s Finest English Pounds that I am going to win”\n\nI shouldn’t have taken his bait but my tiredness got the better of me: “Oh, really?”\n\n‘Yes!”\n\n“Right then, you have a deal”, I said to John as we shook hands.\n\n“There’s only one way to decide who’s going first now”, John’s girlfriend, Jane, shouted up, “toss a coin – Jimi, one of those shiny, ten-pence-pieces you have sitting next to you.”\n\nEnglish money was always so beautiful. It looked so traditionally British. But I couldn’t toss a coin; my father warned me when I was 5 and its stayed with me, even fifteen years later. I hadn’t told Shelly this though, she didn’t believe in luck. Plus, I didn’t want to embarrass her in front of John and Jane. I knew Jane better than John; she was nice. She had often helped Shelly when she felt low – even from thousands of miles away.\n\nI looked at the ten pence coin glimmering in the light of our cottage.\n\n“Well – come on Jimi! I want to play!”, Shelly shouted. \n\nI couldn’t bring myself to pick it up. I froze.\n\n“Here, Jimi, toss the coin!”, Shelly passed me the coin. I had naively taken it from her. I had no other choice; I tossed the coin. \n\nI placed it on the tip of my right thumb. I flicked my thumb between my finger, throwing the coin in the air and watched it fly upwards. As it did so, the lights came down; a terrible, deep, dark atmosphere bled into the once pleasant cottage. \n\nI heard Shelly: “Jimi, where did you go?”.\n\nI tried answering, but she couldn’t hear me.\n\nJohn shouted. He couldn’t hear me either. I shouted Jane. No response.\n\nThe room had turned black. It felt cold. Eerie.\n\nThen I felt it. I felt the figure walking towards me, slowing coming into view from the darkness. The figure had slick, jet black hair, combed back, a small amount of stubble and they were wearing a suit; a black jacket covered their white shirt, unbuttoned at the top. Black trousers and black shiny shoes also come into view. I noticed the figure’s cufflinks; dollar symbols, one on each cuff. \n\n“Well… Jimi”, the figure said. It was a man. A tall, slim man. “I told your father you should not do that”, a fierce voice told me.\n\nI was confused; my dad had never told me about meeting such a man, he’d told me it was simply just bad luck.\n\nI stared at the figure. He stared back, walking further towards me until being less than mere inches away from my face: “Now, Jimi, you’re going to have to pay …”.\n\nI wasn’t sure what I’d done, but I’d upset the man. He was angry.\n\nTrying to rectify the situation, I offered an apology: “I’m sorry… I…”\n\n“Quiet, Jimi”, the man stepped back slightly.\n\nI asked: “What did I do wrong?”\n\n“You don’t realise, do you? You don’t realise!”, a pause for breath, the man continued: “you see, Jimi, you have now activated the wrath of Lord Pounding”.\n\nI gulped.\n\n“Are you listening clearly?”\n\nI nodded and made sure to focus on what the man was telling me.\n\n“You have now entered a new world. A world where everything you had is gone. You are alone, Jimi, alone. You are invisible to the world, but when you follow my next instruction, you will see the world. You will see everything but no-one will see you.”\n\n“But I just want to go back to the cottage!”, I pleaded, not quite understanding what the man meant.\n\n“No, Jimi; you had everything you needed and you flicked it away. Gone in an instant.”\n\nI tried to interrupt: “But, sir…” \n\n“No! Let this be your lesson. You had everything you ever wanted and you disobeyed your father. It’s gone, all of it, it’s all gone.”\n\nMy eyes began to tear up in the thought of never seeing Shelly again, never seeing my home again.\n\n“I want you to follow the passage way and enter the bright yellow door to your left, do you hear me?”\n\n“Yes, sir”, I responded.\n\nI followed the man’s instruction and entered the doorway. I was back in the cottage. I saw Shelly, in floods of tears, John and Jane both trying to comfort her.\n\nShe looked truly sad. I tried to go over and speak to her, but she couldn’t hear me. I tried to speak to John and Jane, but neither of them could hear me.\n\nNoticing that my phone was still on the side where I left it, I went over to pick it up. My hands went straight through it. Nothing was working. I was now an onlooker to what used to be my life.\n\nIf only I’d listened; I should have listened. \n\nI realise now that I took everything for granted. Now that it’s too late. The simple things; spending time with Shelly, enjoying the countryside, playing board games – everything I used to enjoy. \n\nI spent way too much time distracted when I should have been paying attention. I feel so bad. I want my old life back, but it’s gone."
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[SP] For some reason, the entire world has elevator music stuck in their head.
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"content": "...seemed to be an avid user of **truthseekers.xyz**, a fringe netlink site. An excerpt from one of Mr. Otis' posts on the site can be seen below:\n\n\n> \"...it doenst make any sense. why would we have f--king music playing [sic] our heads 24/7?! I'm not a scientist and even I can see that's bulls--t, but the system has us think thats normal. Think about it. LiftCo controls everything. Schools, doctors, even our parents. Their [sic] trying to control our thought process so we dont question why the Lift only goes one direction. it only goes up because theyre trying to hide something down on Earth...\"\n\n\nMr. Otis' posts seemed to suggest a belief in conspiracy theories spread by the \"anti-zaks movement,\" an anti-science subculture dedicated to the belief that muzak brainwaves are a result of \"neural implants,\" and thus, are not a natural occurrence. His attack on the..."
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[SP] The entire world is in a game of cheese touch. What's it like being the person who's it?
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An ancient Greco-Roman text (play, biography, novel, speech, poem, etc.), lost but for its name, excerpts, or hints in other works, is suddenly rediscovered. Name the lost work and fill in some of the gaps, as if a papyrus scroll or Arabic manuscript had offered an interesting piece.
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Ever since you were old enough to understand, your parents have outright banned you from looking into your reflection in a mirror. You’ve been using windows and still water to get by, but today, you are finally curious enough - and brave enough - to find out, why not a mirror?
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You are a serial killer. You always like to toy with your victims before you slaughter them. This one, however, always walks away from your attempts to scare them unamused. It's driving you mad.
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The oceans are mysteriously replaced with vast forests and "sea-level" has now become leafy canopy extending into the horizon. You're tasked with exploring this unknown world. Nobody knows how big the trees are further in and further down. What's out there?
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You discover that your child has insane levels of strength and speed. So much so that the only thing stopping them is the authority of you being an adult. It's their first day of kindergarten, their first day around other kids
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"content": "\"Excuse me,\" Randy stopped by one of the teachers directing kid traffic in the halls with his daughter. \"I'm having trouble finding her room,\" he raised the orange-haired girl's hand. \"Could you point us the right way?\"\n\n\"Sure,\" the friendly teacher smiled at both of them. \"What's the number?\"\n\n\"42? We looked all over, but the highest room number we found was 30.\" The teacher's smile all but evaporated and her sparkling eyes dulled. She turned and pointed down the hall.\n\n\"Take a left at the end of the hall, first door on your right. If you think you're in the wrong place, you're there. Be sure to knock,\" she answered with her back to them. Then, she shifted her attention back to directing children without another word.\n\n\"Oh, okay,\" Randy was puzzled by her sudden coolness. He led his daughter down the hall and his paranoia started wondering if she somehow knew of his daughter's abilities. He shook his head and looked down at the girl. Her long orange hair was tied back in a single braid that bounced against her back while they walked.\n\n\"Remember, no rough stuff, okay?\" The girl nodded vigorously while smiling up at him.\n\n\"Like eggs!\" she replied. Randy and his wife went through hundreds, maybe thousands of eggs trying to teach her how to play carefully.\n\n\"And no running,\" he added.\n\n\"Like turtles!\" she giggled.\n\n\"And please *listen* to your teacher like you listen to us,\" he said as they turned left. Randy stopped immediately at the first door. It looked narrower than the other room doors and was closed. He looked to the next door and saw a bright classroom full of kids through the open door, then shrugged. \"Well, it looks like the wrong place,\" he grabbed the knob and opened the door.\n\nHe expected a bright and full room like the rest of them; he found a dark, small janitor's closet that reeked of cleaning supplies.\n\n\"Definitely in the wrong place,\" he said and closed the door again. \"I think that teacher didn't like us for some reason,\" he said while looking around for someone more helpful.\n\n\"Daddy! Knock!\" the girl said. Randy laughed.\n\n\"There's no one in there, darling,\" though he reached out and knocked just to humor her. He turned to look down the other hall, then heard the janitor's closet open. White spiked tips appeared from behind the door, followed by a pale, teenage girl's face. She stepped out from behind the door, but kept it open, and smiled at Randy. She was the last thing he expected for a teacher. She wore a red t-shirt with a yin-yang logo on the front and a pair of blue jeans. She looked nothing like the dresses and slacks worn by the rest of the staff.\n\n\"Looking for room 42?\" she asked. Randy gave a half-confused nod. \"C'mon in,\" she stood aside and held the door open. Randy peeked inside and his eyes went wide. Instead of the janitor's closet, he found a white room, bigger and brighter than any of the other rooms in the school. Randy counted about eight kids sitting together in the middle of the room, they all turned to face him when he walked in.\n\n\"I'm Dread, what's your name?\" The teenager dropped to one knee and asked Randy's daughter. The moment he heard the girl's name, Randy felt a bit relieved. He always felt a bit of guilt over his daughter's name. He loved it, and it *felt* right to him and his wife. But it was an unusual name, like Dread's.\n\n\"Riot,\" his daughter said with a proud smile.\n\n\"Go make some new friends, Riot. I need to talk to your dad for a second, okay?\" she said. Riot nodded eagerly, Randy squeezed her hand because she looked ready to run. She got the message and took slower than normal steps. Dread laughed and looked at Randy.\n\n\"I'll bet she's faster than that,\" Dread said.\n\n\"Uh.. no, no. I mean, yes, of course, but she likes moving slow.\" Randy stumbled out the reply and Dread laughed again.\n\n\"I'm sure you noticed this was a janitor's closet,\" she said. \"Riot was assigned this class for a reason, we know how special she is.\"\n\n\"What do you mean?\" Randy narrowed his eyes at her. He didn't question the hidden room very much because his daughter had superpowers. He was willing to accept that there are likely other mysteries in the world. However, the fact that she was put in a special class because of her abilities made him worry about government experimentation. Dread's smile grew wider.\n\n\"Don't worry, she's perfectly safe,\" Dread walked to a nearby desk that Randy hadn't noticed and grabbed a manila folder from it. She turned and handed it to him.\n\n\"This will explain everything, and there's a number you can call if you still have questions.\"\n\n\"Are you the teacher?\" Randy asked. Dread shook her head.\n\n\"I'm more like the chaperone. These kids are strong, but I'm stronger.\"\n\n\"Are they all... strong like Riot?\" he asked. \"You too?\" Dread nodded.\n\n\"They have different abilities too, but they're all very, very strong. I'm sure you did all you could to prepare her for a class with normal kids, but accidents happen. Any of them could easily, accidentally rip off a normal classmate's head. Luckily, we were able to put together enough of them to make a worthwhile class.\"\n\n\"Wow, I didn't know there were so many strong kids in the school district, much less the city.\"\n\n\"There isn't,\" Dread shook her head. \"Usually one per Earth, they're all from different universes.\"\n\n\"Different....*universes*?\" Randy asked. Dread nodded and tapped the folder in his hands.\n\n\"It'll explain everything.\" Randy opened it and found an information packet. The first page had a corporate logo he didn't recognize, a pair of red scissors with the name, \"Sharp Education\". Before he could ask about the company, he was distracted by a knock on the door behind him.\n\n\"Oh!\" Dread said. \"Sorry to rush you out, but you need to go back to your universe before I answer that,\" she wiggled the doorknob once, then opened the door. \"See you at 3,\" she said once he stepped out, then she closed the door again.\n\n \n\n\\*\\*\\*\n\nThank you for reading! I’m responding to prompts every day. This is year three, story #139. You can find all my stories collected on my subreddit ([r/hugoverse](https://www.reddit.com/r/hugoverse/)) or my blog. If you're curious about my universe (the Hugoverse) you can visit the Guidebook to see what's what and who's who, or the Timeline to find the stories in order."
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This dress was the actual *worst*. She was tempted to just strip it off right then and there. It would be less embarrassing to just be nude. In fact, that might actually be *fun*...
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NASA has recently discovered a parallel universe, what are somethings we might see from it?
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You are a soldier who took part on experiments for a new vaccine. Something went wrong and you got transported back in the medieval times, carrying your smartphone, your weapon and a condom with you. They found you and your stuff, now you stand before the king and he needs explanations.
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[EU] Jason Statham is kidnapped by the elvish mafia and injected with a vial of holiday spirit. For the next 24 hours, he must deliver presents and cheer to the world- or DIE. This December prepare for... Crank III: Christmas with the Crank.
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You record a confession of guilt of a former friend admitting to murder.
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A suspense where it gets clearerthat the protagonist is trying to escape from his taxes
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"content": "John was a simple man, with seemingly nothing special about him, other than his constant complaints about taxes. But one day, he died in a mysterious car crash. There were no cameras to capture the event. The car hit and run, a ruthless get away. Of course, his family was driven to tears. But Detective Wiles suspected something else at hand.\n\nFor one, there was extremely little evidence. There were no tire skids, inferring that the car did not even think twice before hitting John. The location where John was hit strayed quite a bit from his usual work routine. Did someone set him up? Or.... perhaps he set it up himself?\n\nWhat was more strange was the John himself had his body somehow disappear. Only his blood smeared the pavement, and it seemed he was launched off into the wild river streams, where it linked towards the sea. Where nobody could possibly find his body. This was truly the most suspicious part. \n\nWiles asked around but what he got were dead ends. He had no enemies, and his one friend who knew him did not think of John as reckless or depressed. However, they did admit he was slick with his taxes. He was very careful in his calculations and did the best he could to pay lower amount. As Wiles investigated he noticed that one particular form even had a small \"miswrite\", but with how detail-oriented John was, there was no doubt this was on purpose.\n\nJohn's family admitted that they were straying away from him. He was becoming more distant, more obsessed with money. They had a major fight the night before, and they believed this was the final straw. Wiles then realized. Dead people didn't have to pay taxes. They didn't have to worry about troublesome family. Though John was tricky, Wiles swore that he would track him down and make him pay."
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The corner craft store seems perpetually empty and you jokingly suspect it’s a drug front. You decide to check it out and learn it’s much more nefarious then you initially thought.
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"content": "The craft store as far as I remember has always been extremely empty. \n\n\nMy brain is weird and I just create conspiracy theories. Sometimes I think it’s a front for a massive operation that moves controlled substance’s . \n\nThere’s a culture of magic users that have summoned a demon. And it wants yarn as it’s pay.\n\n\nSome times I dream that it’s controls by crazy cat hybrid that wants the yarn for sweaters for there hair less cousins.\n\nThe world is stranger than your own self.\n\nAs I walked by one day to the bus stop. I felt weird like I don’t need to look inside. I have been trying to look in .it just like magic even when I try to walk in I suddenly have a need for something else and walk on by. \n\nNow why Did i wanted yarn again?\n\nWhy must we keep Obliviateing this muggel."
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You inherit a spyglass that allows for vision of anything or anyone the user desires, but only works thrice a day. You've also received a letter that says, 'Look for me.' and a small picture.
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You have a wonderful pen pal who have very deep, philosophical questions. In reality, they are a spy master who thinks you are an informant writing in code.
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"content": "You have a wonderful pen pal who have very deep, philosophical questions. In reality, they are a spy master who thinks you are an informant writing in code."
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"content": "\"Well, well, well. It seems I have finally found you out, you monster.\" said Craig, your penpal. \"I knew you were an informant this entire time.\"\n\n\"HA! HAHA! Well, if you're so sure, check this thing out!\" you say, and then whip out a thicc, fat bass guitar from the trunk of your 2003 Toyota Camry. \n\nIt takes you about 15 minutes to find an outlet to plug in the amp (which you also had in your trunk), tune the bass, and then set the equalizer settings on the amp. The whole time, Craig has just been sitting down patiently waiting. \n\nYou begin to slap the bass, the sound so thicc and funky, so smooth and fat, it makes Craig shit his pants. \n\n\"Hahahah Craig, you idiot, you fell for my famous final trap.\"\n\n\"No...No...No...No...No...No...Noooooo.....\" Craig moans, still browning his shorts. \n\n\"YES!\" you bellow, \"This will teach you to think I'm an informant!\"\n\n​\n\nThe end."
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You have uncommon sense. You're terrible at making simple decisions and a god at making complex decisions
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"content": "\"HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID!?\" screamed my 4th grade English teacher as she looked at yet another empty test sheet which I was too embarrassed to even put my name at the top of, she had her hands around my throat in frustration and my class mates looked on in either stunned silence or barely contained laughter.\n\nI still have nightmares of that day, 30 years later I sit here at a small desk in a crowded office of a historically listed old post office, my computer, which still uses one of those old crt monitors , buzzes at me constantly showing a list of poor souls calling the suicide hotline where I currently work.\n\nWith a deep sigh I hit the answer call button on my old keyboard.\n\n”suicide hotline this is Sam\" I say with a subdued and cautious cheeryness so as not to sound like I'm making fun of the caller while also portraying a sense of empathy, this is the first step in my complex and elaborate desision making method, no caller who has ever called me has ever followed through.\n\nAll I hear is crying on the other end until another voice joins the call,\n\"Do not record this conversation, you're talking to the Presedent\""
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Random story
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You’re a sophomore training at an illustrious Vampire Slayers Academy. However, you are now suspicious of one of your professors. It starts when your classmate accidentally hurts themselves enough to draw blood during training. You’re the only one who notices the professor salivating
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After the Antagonist's exposition to the captured Protagonist, the Protagonist's response is... absolutely heartbreaking.
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Babies cry because they remember.
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"content": " \n\n“It was quite lovely inside mother, warm, quiet, bit cramped but never had to worry about feeding myself. Just blissful tranquility interrupted only momentarily when mother tried talking to me or assumed I was a girl. However, a good kick shut her up fairly frequently, and I could resume doing nothing all day. Then she had to go and ruin it all. Knew something was amiss when I heard a pop, followed by mother panicking. Ten hours later, a light comes pouring in for the first time in my life, and I have to say, it's overrated. Yes, it gives life to everything on the planet, but it also gives you cancer and dims your eye site. God damn nearly blinded me when I first saw it. Then I could feel something pushing me out, and I liked that less than the light. I did all I could to bar myself in, but A, not much to latch onto and B, didn’t have much function over my arms. In about another nine or so heaves, I was thrust from the warm, dark, safe space I had grown accustomed to over the past ten months and into the cold, bright and hazardous world of the operating world. Doctors barely had time to touch me before I started balling my little eyes out--”\n\n“Sir, this is a Wendy’s, and no one asked.” The casher interrupts, finally getting through to Lowrance. \n\nHe glances around for a moment before saying back to the cashier, “There’s no one here, Herb?”\n\nHerb rubs his temples, warding off the headache that had been brewing for the past ten minutes sense Lowrance walked in. “Yes, but there are cameras here, and I have to appear like I’m working. So what will it be?”\n\nNothing. All that stuff is just going to kill me quicker.” Lowrance comments as he leans over the counter, “Bottom line,” he continues, Herb’s headache spiking as he anticipates the continuation of Lowrance’s story. \n\nLife took a big turn towards the shitter the minute the lights got flipped on. I mean, look at us.”\n\nHerb looks up from his tablet for a moment, “What do you mean?”\n\n“I mean, life took a shit on us the second we came sliding into it. I mean, you never dreamed of being employee of the month five years in a row at Wendy’s right.” \n\n“No, but I adjusted,” Herb says, moving to the kitchen and throwing a paddy on the grill, the sound causing Lowrance to yell over it. \n\n“Adjusted, how much booze do you do though at night to be content with this?”\n\n“Never said I was content or that I drink.”\n\n“Lier.”\n\nHerb flips the paddy off the grill and onto a bun before dressing it, talking back to Lowrance as he does. “I’m not the one who wonders into a fast food joint every night, orders nothing, and rants to a cashier.” \n\n“Don’t mean you don’t want to.”\n\n“No, I’m sure I don’t,” Herb says, banging the paddy. “Life may have dealt us bum hands, but at the end of the day, I’m not the one who dropped out nor am I the one who is still leaching off my parents.” \n\nHerb drops the bag on the counter, “Thank you for choosing Wendy’s and please, stop crying and do something Lowrance.” \n\nLowrance looks down at the bag before handing Herb a credit card. “I’ll be back tomorrow night.” \n\nBefore swiping both the card and the bag, tossing the ladder in the can and storming out the doors."
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a workplace comedy about the day to day operations inside the castle of the Hapsburgs
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Write an alternate history story where /r/WritingPrompts wasn't ruined by becoming a default subreddit.
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Due to a gravitational anomaly, The Moon now orbits the Earth at ground level. It rolls around the Earth's equator like a bowling ball, crushing anything in its path.
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