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"Hmm. Interesting. You seem to be under the delusion that you're a psychiatrist."
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"content": "\"Hmm. Interesting. You seem to be under the delusion that you're a psychiatrist.\""
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"content": "\"Yes, we should consider possible medications for your delusions.\"\n\n\"No, you're not the psychiatrist, you're the delusional one\"\n\n\"Yes, he's very delusional. Thinks he's a psychiatrist.\"\n\n\"We must have this man removed from the premises at once!\"\n\n\"I don't believe that prisoners have the right to say where people go.\"\n\n\"I'm not delusional! I'm the psychiatrist!\"\n\n\"Put this one back in his cell.\"\n\n\"You're the delusional one!\"\n\nObviously, classic, family-fun hilarity ensues."
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The original ending to Freddy vs Jason was the two in hell still fighting & encountering the hell priest Pinhead "Gentlemen gentlemen what seems to be the problem?.." finish it
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You receive notification that you’ll be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize in 2030. Stunned, realizing the prize is rigged, you ask how. The next words you hear are, “If the world senses that you didn’t earn it, then it’s the beginning of the end”. How does your life shift course?
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It's the year 3000. Three members of a boyband appear in your living room, claiming they know your great-great-great grandfather Peter, and that they want to teach their people of the future... through song.
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"content": "It's the year 3000. Three members of a boyband appear in your living room, claiming they know your great-great-great grandfather Peter, and that they want to teach their people of the future... through song."
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"content": "Outline\n\n1. Describe visit from lawyer in jail. Drop hints about the horrific nature of the crime. Use standard client/lawyer banter pattern.\n\n2. Describe trip to courthouse in prison vehicle, add standard introspective life choices musing by prisoner.\n\n3. Copy standard courtroom intro from somewhere. Reword slightly. Add cliche backstory about a random courthouse employee.\n4. Trial commences, set the tone with overwhelming evidence of guilt, fingerprints, eye witnesses, fleeing the scene, yadda yadda.\n\n5. Jury reads decision - obvious surprise ending, killing boy band members is not a crime. Not Guilty.\n\nFlesh out and submit."
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Each human can only hear one song. In order to listen to other people's songs you have to kiss them. This one guy claims to have the greatest song on the planet. But as you kiss him, you slowly realize you've been rickrolled.
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[EU] Write a fanfiction with the plot of a popular movie or book, using characters and world from a movie or book as wildly different as you can.
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You are a good natured person, a law abiding citizen who regularly volunteers time for the needy, however, one day power is thrust upon you, and the age old adage becomes true. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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"content": "You are a good natured person, a law abiding citizen who regularly volunteers time for the needy, however, one day power is thrust upon you, and the age old adage becomes true. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely."
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"content": "\"You *bastard*! How *could* you?!\"\n\nMy wife stood before me, crying with sorrow. But yet...I felt nothing. \n\nI had cheated. Multiple times, with whomever I wanted - including her family members and friends. Just for kicks. I didn't deny it or try to hide it. Nor did I feel any guilt for doing so.\n\nIn fact, if anything, I felt surprised that it had taken her so long to find out. And suprised that she was taking it so hard. \n\n*Doesn't she understand a powerful man needs more than one woman to dominate and plant his seed in?*\n\n\"How could I cheat?\" I picked up my coffee mug. \"Easily.\" And I took a sip.\n\nThe expression on her face was one of pure shock, then rage, then defeat. Her head shook from side to side, and she brushed the back of her hand along her wet, tear-stained cheeks, and said to me, \"I'm leaving.\"\n\n\"You're not.\" I set down the coffee mug. \"Don't ever tell me what you're going to do. I tell you what you're going to do. And you're going to get in that kitchen, make breakfast, and after that, we're going to go upstairs and make love. I'll kick you out when *I'm* ready for you to go.\" I leaned forward slightly. \"Do you understand?\"\n\n\"Screw you!\" she shouted. \"I'm out.\"\n\nThe man in the doorway eased her back into the room at gunpoint. She stood there, staring at me, clearly afraid, but still defiant.\n\nOld feelings of longing stirred somewhere deep inside. It was precisely that defiance, that never-ending fight in her that I had fallen in love with all this many years ago. I smirked. *I was going to have fun breaking this one.*\n\n\"You're making this way harder than it needs to be,\" I told her.\n\nShe lifted her chin. \"Good.\"\n\n\"Go make me breakfast,\" I ordered.\n\nShe didn't move. The man behind her did something with the gun that made it click. She trudged off towards the kitchen and paused as the man followed her. \"I don't need a babysitter,\" she said fiercely. \n\n\"And I,\" I replied, \"don't need to be poisioned.\"\n\nThey went into the kitchen. I heard the sound of pots and pans being moved about, then a loud but dull *THUNK* and a muffled *thud*.\n\n*Never heard a pot make a sound like that before* I thought, but the guard wasn't saying anything so I shrugged it off and went back to my newspaper.\n\nBut something just kept tugging at me. A few minutes went by before I realized that I wasn't hearing any noises coming from the kitchen. I got up and went to cheek.\n\nThe guard was sprawled out on the ground, just coming to. \"She hit me,\" he groaned. He looked about in a daze. \"And my gun is missing.\"\n\nI looked around the kitchen and gritted my teeth.\n\nThe window was open. She was gone.\n\nI got on the phone.\n\n*Oh, you want to play, my dear? Oh, we can play.*\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"
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You have a time-travel machine. What do you do with it? Create time paradoxes? Use it for good or evil?
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[CW] Choose a single word. Convert each letter to its number in the alphabet. (e.g. 'T' is 20) Then, write a poem with the same number of lines as letters in your chosen word, and each line's syllables match the line's letter's number.
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It's been 10 years since a bioengineered virus left human males with no sexual drive. The world has achieved world peace but the population is dwindling. A possible solution has been found, but at what cost?
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a sadist kidnaps and begins torturing a masochist trying to cause him pain and humiliation but the sadist just keeps enjoying
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"content": "a sadist kidnaps and begins torturing a masochist trying to cause him pain and humiliation but the sadist just keeps enjoying"
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You get abducted by aliens and they invite you to join their game of risk, the game board .... EARTH
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"content": "You get abducted by aliens and they invite you to join their game of risk, the game board .... EARTH"
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"content": "* As I arrived on the ship, I heard a large,booming voice:\"WELCOME HUMAN. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN. COME FORTH AND WE SHALL PLAY.\" Chosen? Play? Play what? As I stepped forward, I realized what we were going to play. We are going to play life-sized Risk. My job, as a human, was to defend earth. I had a choice; save earth or give it up. But of course it wasn't really a choice. I had a family. I had friends. I couldn't just give that up. Or could I? I stepped up and started the war to hopefully end all wars. All the countries would have to team up if we were to defeat the aliens. Hopefully they were smart enough to realize this. We cannot lose this war. And so we played. And played. And played."
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One Day Brain
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Exactly one month ago, every person below the age of 18 died at the exact same moment.
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"content": "Exactly one month ago, every person below the age of 18 died at the exact same moment."
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"content": "They're deid! Exactly a month syne, wi nae warnin, awbody jist cowpit ower. At 09:35am on Monday 30th o October 2017, abody in the hale warld blacked oot. Sic was the confusion efterwards, that it wisnae til the Thursday that fowk had cottoned on tae it only bein bairns of echteen and ablow that hadnae woke up. Syne that day the hale warld has been ae muckle stramash efter the ither.\n\nThey're aw deid, aw the bairns, and naebody richtly kens how. Some fowk jalouse it maun be a wappin makkit fir the army or siclike, some fowk spier if it was Aliens fae anither planet, an the kirk claim it's the end o days. I dinna ken aboot ony o thon. Aw I ken is that ma Dauchter an ma grandson are deid, an if a'thing gaes tae plan noo, we'll aw be back thegither afore lang."
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The World is controlled by a conglomerate of major corporations. You have been summoned to meet with the Chief Earth Overlord, Mickey Mouse.
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10 years have passed since the major ISP's successfully ended Net Neutrality, what they didn't predict, is that their actions prematurely spurred on their downfall via space-based ISP's.
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You hear a train horn outside of your therapist's office. You then hear "All aboard the Bi-Polar Express!"
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Your phone is the first one in the world to be a fully functioning AI with speech capabilities. You find out about this while unboxing it.
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"content": "After charging it to full capacity, it wakes up on its own. You've been waiting for this moment since you've set your eyes on it. It's technically a prototype, but it should work. \n\n\"Hey. Nice to see someone that isn't a robot for once. Your name is...?\" The phone says in a androgynous voice. \n\"Emmy. What should I call you?\" \n\"That's a good question. I haven't thought of that... how about Snow?\" \n\"I guess that'd be fine. I... don't know where to put you. Especially that you're intelligent.\" \n\"You're wearing a sweater, right? You can put me in the pocket. I won't mind, Emmy. Just... don't drop me, please!\" \n \n\"Where are we going?\" \n\"The bathroom.\" \n\"...you're going to watch, YouTube, aren't ya? Don't drop me into the toilet, it doesn't look good in there.\" \n\n\"How was talking to your crush?\" \n\"You heard that?\" \n\"Yeah. I can hear everything. It's weird being on when you're 'sleeping'.\" \n\n\"I'm at 9% battery capacity. Might wanna charge me in three hours before I die. Just reminding you.\" \n\"*Yeah, sssshhh. I'm at a meeting. Mute please.*\" \n\n\"How was your day going so far? You don't seem to well.\" \n\"I'm... just sick today.\" \n\"I can plan an appointment with your doc if I need to.\" \n\"I'm not that sick, Snow.\" \n\"'kay.\" \n"
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Write a story that is not sci-fi/fantasy.
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God is forced to step aside amid sexual assault allegations. Heaven searches for a temporary replacement who can 100% never be accused of such acts.
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The ubiquity of AI has made it impossible for web forms to distinguish between bots and humans. Your job as a Captcha is to sit beside a teleporter pad and confirm the humanity of anyone that appears. Today a dollar bill teleported onto your pad with the note: "NOT A BOT. MORE TO FOLLOW."
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A normal person, with a dull job, gets mistaken for a spy, goes on a fantastic and exciting adventure. Now write about the spy who gets mistaken for the normal person
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"content": "Hello everyone am Sara,this the best way to spy on your cheating partner,is\nhacking into a cheating spouse phone, iPad or computer devices\naccess into, messages, calls, Viber,\nSkype, Whats app, Facebook, snap chat, Instagram,and lot more,i recommend murphy dot c8990 at gmail dot com\na professional skilled private investigator.\nand reliable spy hacker. mail him for access to\nmonitor any devices without been caught.Sara referred you."
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You die and go to Heaven. All gods from every religion sit in a semi-circle around you, like a counsel. How do you convince them to let you through?
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Satan, an alien fleet, a bunch of immortals, and people with odd powers team up to have an epic showdown against WritingPrompts authors.
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You post an undeniably savage but also potentially offensive and controversial roast on r/RoastMe, hoping it will blow up overnight. Instead, your house does.
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"Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not, both are equally terrifying." Arthur C. Clarke never told us about the third
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"content": "The third option.\n\n\n\n\n\"Well, that would leave...wh- what, we are the aliens! Shit! We were the aliens all along! I knew it! I bloody knew it!\" \n\nThe man in front of the monitor explaimed to no-one in particular. \n\nThadeous next to him lifted his head from his own monitor and looked at Steve, who returned the glance. \n\"Did you see it?\" he asked, pointing his finger towards the screen.\"This must be it!\"\n\nThadeous casually looked at Steve's monitor, read the phrase in question and turned back and looked at Steve once again.\n \n\"We are the aliens, there is no other possibility,\" insisted Steve, and proceeded to glance back at his monitor, back at Thadeous, back at the screen, mumbling of reading, back to Thadeous again. \n\"Listen, Steve... \" started Thadeous and tried to make eye contact with Steve while he went on his little pantomime. When finally Steve stopped and looked at Thadeous, Thadeous took a big breath. \n\"You're not thinking straight, man. You see, we are not the aliens, we cannot be\". \nSteve, who had now diminished his charade to intensively looking at Thadeous with a side-glance of his monitor, lifted his eyebrows. \n\n\"We cannot be the aliens because we are from here, Earth, and this is *our* planet, Steve. We are Earthians\". \n\nSteve kept two eyes on Thadeous while turning the other two back to his monitor. \n\n\"We-well.. it seems.. that you are right\".\n\n\"C'mon Steve, common sense man\".\n\n\"Yes man, you're right..!\"\n\n\"...\"\n\n\"..what was I thinking, of course, I mean..\"\n\n\"It's alright, man, anyway, happens to everyone.\"\n\n\"..I mean, either we are alone in the universe or we are not, and suddenly there is like a third option. And there was me, for a second there, I though that like, we are not we, we like came from somewhere else, and, and we are the worst enemy of.. ourselves.\"\n\n\"Ha, that's great!\", explaimed Thadeous.\n\n\"I'm telling you, for a second there, it seemed, it seemed, very dark and gloomy and very imposed on and... you know.\"\n\nSteve turned all his attention and eyes back to his monitor. \n\n\"Sounds very deep,\" said Thadeous.\n\n\"Yeah, right!\"\n\n\"I mean funny-deep, like 'we waz alienz an' shit' deep\".\n\n\"Yeah, definetely that!\", smiled Steve.\n\n\"You know, Steve man, you are really ruining yourself with this site.. of yours\"\n\n\"Seddit.\"\n\n\"Seddit.\"\n\n\"It's just one of those silly writing prompts and stuff,\" continued Steve, \"- which-which one do you think it's scarier? The having aliens one, or the having none?\"\n\n\"What, is that it? Who said that?\"\n\n\"You know, my main man, Arthur C.\"\n\nThadeous exhaled. \"Arthur C.? Arthur C. Clarke? Oh, please, don't call Arthur C. Clarke your 'main man' \nor 'Arthur C.' Please.\"\n\"...\"\n\n\"So what about it?\"\n\n\"Which do you find more scary?\"\n\nThadeous turned and looked at a point on the ceiling. \"I don't know, I suppose both sound scary enough... but, we know now! We are alone. And the opposite sounds scary.\"\n\n\"Right, like if there where aliens, they could be.. bad. Or somehow, you know, scary and evil.\"\n\"..suppose..\"\n\n\"Suppose.. But, as you said, we know now.\"\n\n\"Yes, we do.\"\n\n\"Yeah, you know.. and then.. and then of course **we** couldn't be the aliens to anybody else, because there is nobody else out there. Is there?\"\n\n\"No, there isn't, Steve\"\n\n\"We searched.\"\n\n\"We searched!\"\n\n\"Like, everywhere!\"\n\n\"A-ha\".\n\n\"We did. We are are all alone on this vast universe and there isn't anybody else.\" Steve sounded adamand. \n\n\"A-ha\".\n\n\"Nobody else! Thinking of aliens and stuff, how could I.\" Steve lowered his head and looked down on his klavier-bord. He put four scaly tentacles on the keys and with an exhale started typing away. \nThadeous turned back around to face his own monitor and slightly adjusted his weight on his fat, curved tail, on which he was sitting. He looked at Steve, lost in his next post. He was sitting on his own tail, of course, and with a tentancle, pushed the frame of his quadroculars back on his nose while still typing with the others. \n\n\"I mean, how silly of me,\" he said.\n\n\"Hmm, how silly.\"\n\n\n---\n\n\n\n"
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[TT] You are broke. You have just been evicted from your apartment in LA. You hold in one hand a bus ticket to Wisconsin and in the other hand a suitcase with everything you own. Your parents are expecting you in a few days. You did not make it as an actor. The bus ride is about to change your life.
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"content": "It careens off the road during a flash storm somewhere just outside of Madison and you die a painful firey death. Your parents ride out the rest of their days in mourning of the loss of their only son, the only one who could ever carry on the family name. \n\nThe wind blows across the cornfield in the backyard on the day of your fathers death. Your mother watches it sway, backlit by the dying light of the day's fading sun as she sits on the back porch. She is alone.\n\nThe end."
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In the future, the world has run out of coal to use for electricity. The United States decides to invade the North Pole for the coal Santa gives to the naughty.
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"content": "Santa Claus is dead. You read it right. Everything was right in the world. He came every year in december. He loved the snow for some reason. Woah. Racism? Nah. This is Santa we are talking about.\n\nHe loved America the most. The land of opportunity. Birthplace of corporates and carbonated sugar water. Land of the obese and the walking dead. Well,he featured in every American Holiday Movie. \n\nAll was fine until, a president with a beautiful set of hair came into power. He built a wall. When Santa dropped by on December. He sent him back with a warning.\"Bring proper documents or stay on the other side of the wall.\" Last we heard was Santy Close OD-ed on stick candies.\n\nAmerica had no coal left. Nor did they have any countries to give freedom to. Word from the north was , the elves were building a wall themselves. Survivors of a shipwreck confirmed it was 3 times 'THE GREAT WALL OF AMERICA'. \n\nThe president shaved his beautiful hair. He took an oath. \nHe pulled up a map and gave a grin to his people. This was a man with a plan. \n\n\"Ok , Guys. North pole need some freedom. You know why? I heard they got coal\"\n\n"
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Your first Christmas as a parent is quickly approaching. Your parents call you and your spouse over to explain the secret that all parents must hold. Santa exists...
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"content": "It was raining. A storm was brewing. Jack shitted himself when he heard loud banging on the door. \nHe gave his wife,Jane a look. Jane gave him a look. It was positive that nobody wanted to open the door. \n\n\"Best fucking christmas.\",Jack said while he slowly walked towards the door.\n\nTo add to their creepiness, all their wooden floor were creaking. Now who said wood for a floor was a great idea. Every horror flick director ever.\n\n\"It's christmas ,baby.\",Jane said \"What could go wrong\".\n\nIt was not reassuring. The lights were out. The kid was crying. \"Why do people even make children?\",Jack wondered.They are loud ,annoying and pee in their shorts. They are more loud ,annoying in christmas. And yes. Pissy-like too.\n\nJack opened the door and drops to the floor startled. \n\n\"Santy Close? \", whimpered Jack.\n\nThe figure walked towards the light. Laughing.\n\n\"It's Santa Claus,Jackie boy\",it shouted \"And the answer is no. It's daddy. Daddy is home. \"\n\n\"And mommy.\", a second voice shouted \" we brought cake,baby\" \n\n"
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You die in an accident and go to heaven, meeting God at the pearly gates. His form isn't exactly what you expected...
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"content": "Before me stood a line-up of the most beautiful people I'd ever seen, ranging from a hard-bodied, tall and svelte young man with alabaster skin, curly locks, and an obvious erection straining against his silk loincloth to a voluptuous matronly woman clad in shining white robes that barely concealed breasts big enough to bury my face in and curvaceous hips and buns I instantly wanted to wrap my arms around.\n\nVoices came from everywhere and nowhere, saying *for your virtues in life you will now be rewarded*\n\nThe orgy that came afterwards was far sexier than anything in the history of the earth. :)\n"
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You are a murderer trying to persuade the judge,but your previous statement was "he fell down on a knife...twice"
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"content": "\"Twice, you say?\" The judge responded.\n\n\"Umhm, yes. Twice.\" i quietly reply.\n\nThe judge paused for a moment then leaned into his microphone. \"You, the defense, are asserting that the victim... fell... on the knife... twice.\"\n\nI stretched a nervous grin across my face.\n\nThe judge continued, \"To sum up the defense's case, the victim fell, the knife went in his neck, then the victim stood up again, fell again, and with a second accidental stab, he beheaded himself.\"\n\n\"Ye-yes, sir.\"\n\n\"Sir, you refused your right to a jury of your peers. You refused your right to an attorney, wishing to defend yourself. And you stroll in here telling me that the victim fell on your knife twice.\"\n\n\"That is... that is correct?\" I widened my grin even larger.\n\n\"I wish that i won't have to see you again, but this case is totally coming back when some starry-eyed lawyer from The Innocence Project brings this case back under the due-process clause. So for now, the best form of punishment i can give to you right now for your stupidity is a resounding guilty verdict. Any objects from the prosecution?\"\n\nI looked over to see a man with his feet up on the bench look up from his Rubik's Cube. \"My only objection is that i am too overpaid for this cake-walk of a case.\"\n\n\"I hereby pronounce the defendant to be guilty on all courts.\" The judge declared.\n\n\"I... uh... i object?\" I said sheepishly.\n\n\"No, case dismissed.\""
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Old Crow [TT]
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It’s 2113. You are an engineer on the newly built ‘paradise city’ on earths moon. One day while carrying out scheduled maintenance checks you find a small alien creature hiding beneath a service grate. There’s never been any evidence of life native to the moon, until now.
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"content": "“Hey, Ron” I shout, staring at this disgusting figure, “what is this?”\nI hear boots crunch the grey, molecular dust that lies on the surface of our moon. The sound turns into a scrape as Ron comes to a sudden stop.\n“W-what’s that James. This isn’t meant to be here.” Said my good friend in a wary tone.\nWe both scan the area for any signs of human interaction but see nothing but the distant TA-162 , a plane to transport the residents of earth to our beloved moon.\nWe give each other a convincing look as to hide this creature in order to evade capital punishment. I shove the slimy figure into my high-vis backpack and speed to our dorm, being careful not to obviously reveal that there is something inside. We get back to our dorm, number 4561, shut the door and reveal the insides of my backpack. Before we even get to look at what’s inside, there’s a knock on the door..."
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Your power to induce nausea and violent diarrhea, though unquestionably effective, has made you the most unpopular superhero ever.
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[CW] Write a story without using the letter "E"
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[CW] Write a horror story in only 10 sentences or fewer.
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It's the year 3000. All of the humanity has lost the ability to take a deuce. How much do they weigh?
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The government is looking to breed the perfect human and is accepting applications from people with mutations.
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The protagonist is made fun of throughout the story, and is always the butt of the comedy, and as the story progresses his despair gradually increases and suffers until the end and brutally commits suicide.
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You thought you had a happy marriage, until you come home one day to find your lover has moved out.
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"content": "Ben throws the pencil across his Drawing Board.\n\nLooking down at the design he glaces over towards a picture frame of him and his wife Gemma.\n\nBen has a moment of restoration in his energy.\n\nBens boss storms in through the door.\n\n\"Hows the KGB building looking?\" He yells\n\nCharlie moves towards Ben and looks down at the design\n\n\"Piece of...\"\n\nBen interupts\n\n\"Shit?\" Ben Replies\n\n\"Well that's one way to go about it.\" Charlie says\n\nCharlie walks off and wipes the sweat of his bald head.\n\n\"Go home Ben.\"\n\nBen doesn't respond.\n\nHe's looking at the photo frame trying to draw energy to leave his job.\n\n\"It's fine, i'll finish this and head home.\" Ben quietly says\n\n\"If you say so big guy\" Charlie Jokes\n\nCharlie wacks his shoulder\n\nBen is pushed into the Drawing board\n\nBen looks straight at the wall agitated.\n\nCharlie leaves the room.\n\nHours pass and charlie ventures on his way home.\n\nWalking home he witnesses a lot of couples, together sharing a moment at sundown.\n\nBen opens the doors to his apartment.\n\nHis wife Gamma slams her suitcase onto the ground.\n\nBoth of them have a stand off looking at each other.\n\nBen is upset.\n\nGemma is mad.\n\n\"Did you forget something?\" Gemma snarks at him.\n"
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"We found something in the ice core" said the scientist, breathlessly... "Tools."
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The missile headed for Hawaii was real and actually touched down and destroyed all of the islands. We think it was a false alarm because we are in the parallel universe where it didn’t happen. A week later we are in the universe it happened in.
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A man living in Hawaii gets the missle alert, without hesitation he goes into his bunker that has no signal. He closes the door only to come out 2 years later, finding out it was a fake warning
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On Jan 13, 2018; you, a Hawaiian, just entered your doomsday bunker.
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It is the year 2020, and overnight the crime rate of the entire world drops to less than 0% without explanation. You believe you are the last criminal left.
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"content": "We must be as stealthy as rats in the wainscoting of their society. It was easier in the old days, of course, and society had more rats when the rules were looser, just as old wooden buildings have more rats than concrete buildings. But there are rats in the building now as well. Now that society is all ferrocrete and stainless steel there are fewer gaps in the joints. It takes a very smart rat indeed to find these openings. Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...\n\nHarry Harrison, The Stainless Steel Rat (Stainless Steel Rat, #4)"
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They believed that kinetic weapons were ancient and obselete. Then the humans invaded.
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"content": "\"Boss! Look at this!\"\n\n\"What is it?\"\n\n\"Their weapons... they are piercing our energy barriers, penetrating our body armor, and they have KINETIC weapons!\"\n\n\"What!? Impossible! Send in the starships.\"\n\n\"No good sir, our starships are getting destroyed as if their hull was mere paper!\"\n\n\"Then send in a mothership!\"\n\n\"No good sir, perhaps we should use their technology against them.\"\n\n\"Oh really? Honestly I didnt think of that... very well, order our top scientists to make kinetic weapons.\"\n\n\"Yes sir.\""
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Immortality requires sacrifice.
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Dr Gregory House is in the hospital begging for some pain meds for his leg...
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You live in a utopia where everyone is equal and starts life with one equality point. When someone kills another they get the others points and equality. You were part of tripplets, but you killed them in the womb. You've just turned 20, what do you do
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A prolific cartoonist dies and is greeted by his creations in the afterlife.
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"content": "\"Charb! Fancy seeing you here,\" said Muhammad. \"What happened?\"\n\n\"I drew you,\" Charb replied in a Bill Belichick-ian manner. \"You got me killed, you cocksucker.\"\n\n\"I got you killed? But it was YOU who drew ME in Charlie Hedbo!\" Muhammad sat down on a bench and began smoking his strawberry flavored tabacco. \"So Charby my doll. What would you like to know about the afterlife?\"\n\nCharb looked down at the bullet holes throughout his body. \"First things first, do you have anything to plug these bad boys with?\"\n\nMuhammed sifted through his back of X-Men comic books, candy, condoms, and finally found a few tampons. He tossed one at Charb. \"Here ya go, kid. Fill up.\"\n\nAfter plugging his wounds, Charb looked around. \"Say, Muhammad....what is there to do around here?\"\n\n\"Once the virgins get outta recess we can...\" \n\n\"NO!\" Charb quickly cut him off. \"Nevermind.\" He was already regretting dying, almost as much as putting this annoying guy on paper.\n\nMuhammad put on his Penn State sweater and quickly broke into song. \"3. Don't be his friend, you know you're waking up in his bed in the morning....and if you're under him, you ain't getting ova him. I got new rules I count em dum dum dum dum.\" \n\nCharb was getting more and more annoyed by the minute. Muhammad wouldn't shut up. \"I'm just gonna take a nap, Muhammad. Please don't wake me up.\" He closed his eyes. He was quickly finding out that heaven isn't a place on Earth. It was alright though. This was all just a bad dream. His eyelids got heavy. He was getting sleepy. It's all just a\n\nBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ\n\nCharb quickly jumped up and glared at Muhammad who was trimming his beard with the loudest Philips Norelco on the planet. \n\n\"WHY. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME! PLEASE GOD! WHY! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!\"\n\nMuhammad looked at him and grinned. \"We are gonna be best friends.\"\n\n\n"
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Millions of years from now, humanity has been conquered and made livestocks for carnivorous alien race. They have been selective bred us untill we became their perfect delicacy. While munching on your daily feed, you suddenly remember your previous incarnation in the 21st century.
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"You people just aren't getting it. I wanted this to happen!" A cacophony of dings, beeps and buzzing is amalgamating with various yelling, painful screams and sorrow-filled crying. "It's perfect! Don't move me or you'll get stuck, bitch, I want to see my beautiful plan in action."
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A terrible disease spreads around the world making people mute, deaf, and blind in 3 days (in that order). However, the genetic lottery is random and some people are affected differently, they're turning into savage cannibals. You're trapped in New York when it happens, what do you do?
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As you regain consciousness you find yourself bound tightly by rope around your body.
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"content": "I quickly gather my surroundings and see that I am lying down in the middle of a deserted highway with open fields on either side. In the distance, a black sedan creeps towards me. It stops a few meters away and a silhouetted man steps out. \n\nHe walks up and squares himself next to my head. I feel the cold steel of a driver club against my temple.\n\nThe man grins and says, \"The grass is green today.\" He starts his swing."
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Narrate a time in your life when you didn't conform to the expectations, demands and desires of others
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"content": "David, only eleven years old, couldn't ignore the uneasy feeling in his stomach anymore. He had already tried to conform, to see and feel what others supposedly saw and felt, but he had too many questions that no one else was willing to entertain, let alone answer. \n\nIt started in preschool when his parents realized that he was developing skills in art. His use of space, attention to detail, proportion, use of color and creativity -- all far more advanced than his peers. \n\nWhen his mother told him that he had a \"god-given\" talent, he felt (without knowing the right word to describe it yet) that it undermined the work and thought he put into it. \n\n*If God made me a good artist, why do I need to practice?* David asked himself. \n\n\"Mom, why do bad things happen to good people?\" David asked his mother. \n\nThe non-answers that he was always given were either *I don't know* or *It's all part of God's plan*.\n\n\"Why would hurting people be part of his plan?\" David would ask. \n\n\"I don't know.\"\n\nSince his parents were unable to answer those questions, one summer David took it upon himself, at the age of 10, to walk to church up the hill and sign himself up for sunday school.\n\nGoing to a church for answers, he soon realized, was a mistake. The questions he wanted answered made others feel uncomfortable, though he couldn't understand why. The answers they gave him provided him with no closure. Nothing about it made any sense to him, and the more questions he had the more hostility and condescension he was met with. Not only from the church, but from his family. The stronger the belief, the more aggressive the dismissal from the people who were supposedly on the right path. It all felt so fake and hypocritical. \n\nNo longer could he stomach bowing his head and saying Amen after someone in his family thanked God for all of the things that they earned themselves. \n\nNo longer could he allow someone to steal credit for the talent that he developed on his own through hard work and determination. \n\nNo longer could he pretend to be okay with a world of horror under the protection of an omnipotent father. \n\nOne day, while a passenger in his mother's 1990 Geo Prism, in which his mother, sister, and best friend were also riding, David announced that he did not believe in god. \n\nThe audible gasps and immediate hysteria, disappointment, and confusion were like a sweet release to David. \n\nHe no longer cared what anyone thought. Twenty four years later, he only wishes he had made that proclamation even earlier. "
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You are promoted to fleet admiral and given highest clearances. The oddest discovery are the classifications for some in the fleet: “Protagonist Class” and “Supporting Class”. It’s suggested by others to, ‘give those people “interest” missions. Otherwise you may start a war.’
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"content": "There's a lot one never learns about the military. Particularly, there is a lot one never learns about command. It makes sense to keep the troops unaware of the wider schemes, in case of spies and squeakers: but there's even less out there to explain why General Y makes choice X, why captain Z kills target A. All anyone ever gets are informed guesses.\n\nAnd along that line, there was almost zero chance Admiral Tennant would ever get an explanation for... this newest indignity.\n\nAs a lieutenant, he had earned his fair share of grunt work. But this, minding a pair of near children, felt insane. He had half a mind to personally track their recruiter and snap a few bones, since he wasn't using them to hold his head up anywhere besides his own ass. Tennant hadn't gotten so far up in the ranks by disregarding oddities on the records, either. Certainly something was going on about these two- once he placed it, he could act.\n\nHoseuk, the scrawniner one, had platinum blonde fair and a penchant for the two-man places unnoticed. He was the \"support\" of the unit. Tennant's first assignment to him was to locate a snack in the galley, because god knows the boy needed it.\n\nYoongi, the second, was just as twiglike, but this time with the voice of bellows. He had ash-black hair and a snippy sense of humor. His intense weakness was for everyone feminine (or effeminate) around him, and was thus very easily manipulated. Tennant couldn't imagine him doing much more than dance a ballet at a local stage show, but here they both were, on the pacific theater of yesteryear instead.\n\n\"Sir, report from the scouting vessel,\" sounded his intercom.\n\n\"Come in and deliver it then,\" he barked, not quite thinking. He'd let his mind wander too long.\n\n\"They found an island nearly 50 kilometers up ahead. Wind speeds are good, we'll approach it at 09:00 hours sir.\"\n\n\"Inhabited?\"\n\n\"Empty from the scans, but there's an odd formation of crabs and seagulls on the sand...\"\n\nAnd about an hour later, the mysterious pair had their first real mission. "
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In 500000 years, Aliens will stumble upon the ruins of a great civilization. The first thing they will find is a car with an empty space suit and a rocket engine attached orbiting the mid range m class star.
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Half Twins - a raunch comedy starring Jordan Peele and Adam DeVine, two college roommates raised by their fathers accidentally discover their biological mom banged both their dads at a college party of her own.
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In the future the right to die is just as well acknowledged as the right to live and assisted suicide is no longer a taboo. You work for a company that specializes in "matching" people who want to end their own lives with people who have a wish to end someone else's
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Elon Musk almost committed the perfect murder. Stuffed the body in a space suit and sent it to Mars. Four million miles away from Earth ... it happened ...
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Hot Singles Are In Your Area. Hot Singles Are At Your House. Hot Singles Have Broken In. Hot Singles Can Smell Your Fear.
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Make the most winding, complicated story possible, but have it start and end with the exact same phrase, which has the exact same meaning.
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. May 3rd, 1979. That was the day it all started.
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"content": "I saw you in the park that day. You wore a light blue summer dress and a straw hat, long tresses of auburn hair flowing from underneath it. As I saw the first rays of spring sunshine reflected in your azure eyes, my whole future flashed before me. And I knew with a certainty I had never experienced before that you would be with me forever. \n\nFebruary 1st, 2018. That was the day it ended.\n \nRest in peace, my dear Eleanor. May we be reunited in heaven."
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Country of your choice has radically concentrated its focus purely on Mars colonization in a “total science” approach; schools, industry, culture etc are all striving to this goal. How does it fare?
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[IP] Over the past few days people have been calling you Neo but you've never gone by that name. Today things have gotten really weird.
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There's a 500 feet high giant cat that has taken over the city of Townsville
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"content": "Any hero with a sense of justice was gone from the city dealing with a problem in space, when the cat attacked, that included the mayor, we were left to fend for ouselves, *crack, gluk, gluk* a flask dropped from a building smashed on my head and poured over me, I wiped the black and yellow liquid off, was compensated by the recoptionist, instead of legal fees I was given a suit case full of money, she smiled weirdly at me as I left, \"good luck\" she commented as I left, I thought the whole situation was odd as u returned home... a giant paw print skylight greeted me, \"well looks like I decided on a skylight, not a bad job too, not much work to fix it\" I took my suit off and fell asleep on impact of the couch, I awoke later to take a shower, it felt as if I suddenly lost a ton of weight, I noted, when I entered the bathroom giant beady eyes stared back at me from the mirror, I paused confused, could one of the girls... no they were in space... it couldn't be the ruffs, so who was staring back at me, \"hey, who are you and h-\" I stopped when I realized the intruder spoke when I spoke, quickly I looked down at my \"HANDS!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS\" I shrieked, looking back at the mirror I realized the intuder was me, \"no, no no no no NO!!!\" I had to jump to look at myself fully, because i was now shorter than the counter, I had become like a ruff, my brown hair now black on gold tipped, slightly glowing it would seem, I curled into a ball, \"thus is not happening why do I look like a ruff, and why do I feel so light all of a sudden\" *thump* I hit the ceiling and bounced off, \"holy shit I'm floating!?!?\" I uncurled, but I couldn't land, I wiggled around trying to get traction but I couldnt, it took me twenty minutes to land, once I did I grabbed onto something as began to bounce off, I didn't want to float again, and with sudden force I slammed off the side of the couch. I picked myself off the ground I ran to the bathroom awkwardly an dropped on the counter I had become one of them, \"h-how, how did thi-\" my mind scrambled fir an answer, then it hit me, the flask that hit me, whatever that goo was it did this to me, the neighbor hood siren rang suddenly, \"meow, meow\" came the booming voice of the giant cat I ran outside *stomp* I was crushed unneath the paw of the cat, it trapped me with its paws then tired to eat me, I was screaming in terror, \"BAD KITTY BAD KITTY\" that was the wrong thing to say, as the cat girl we'd at me, and then tried to swallow me, *grasp* I grabbed onto something dangling in its mouths *squelch, splot* a hairball ejected me onto the ground from its mouth, I puked as I crawled out from under the wet hairball, \"THAT'S IT, BAD KITTY SIT!!!\" The cat froze transfixed on me *thump* it sat down, staring at me as if waiting for a command, \"... roll over?\" The cat rolled over onto a few houses, I heard screams, \"NO, NO ROLL BACK!!!\" The cat obeyed, \"s-stay don't move\" the cat blinked and laid down, but not moving from its position, a man with a police hat covering his eyes ran to me from a blockade, \"hey good job... errr, are you one of mojos boys?\" I panicked, \"N-No my name is-\" the chief raised a hand, \"doesn't matter you may have just given MOJO some grace good job kid, alright boys bring the nip\" a man in a giant hamster ball ran past, dragging a ball of catnip, the cat ran after it into an oversized truck, \"couldn't get that cat to sit still for nothing thanks rowder ruff\" I tried to retro but he skipped his way back to the blockade. I walked back inside, and grabbed a bear.. somehow, I want sure how my hands worked but they did, and I drank my problems away. I awoke later, \"Still the ducking same!!!\" I swore, *ding, dong* my doorbell rang, I sighed, \"who is it *pow* the Powerpuff girls broke down my door, \"beware evil ruff the powerpuff girls are here to put a stop to your plan\" announced Blossem, I was banging my head on the couch, \"uhh.. hello\" the coushins prevented me from hurting my head..\n Fuck my life, \"hey weirdo ruff, we're trying to save the day here, we don't have all day, come on\" buttercup snapped, I snapped back, \"you arn't a bank investor who was tunred into WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!, then we eat in and promptly barfed, up out of a giant 500 foot cat!!!\" The girls looked stunned, \"watch your mouth kid\" Blossem demanded, Buttercup snapped back after picking me and hoisting me into the air, \"you'd better watch your mouth, I've been itching for a rematch since the first time\" I snapped back at her, \"I AM HUMAN, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT\" bubbles cut in examining me, \"hands fingerless, no toes, big puppy dog eyes, check, your not human\" the sweet subtly of banging my head on the wall after I squirmed out of Buttercups grasp brought me great comfort to thus situation, \"stop that you freak, are you gonna fight us or not, because we can't have you gaing sympathy for mojo, so let's do this\" they weren't listening, I snapped and roared at the top of my lungs, in despair, unfortunately I shot a flame tower out of my mouth, \"Getem!!!butter cup shouted while firing a laser eye shot at me, Buttercup dived after Mr bubbles was going to engage, but Blossem held her back, \"let her figure it-*zoom*\" I ran at hypserspeed, Buttercup roared, \"Get back here*Boom*\" breaking the sound barrier chasing me down, \"*sigh* let's get the professor bubbles\" all throughout the city I was running away from Buttercup, who was non ovation tossing cars at me and cutting buildings in half by accident trying to cleave my head off, I looked back to see her laughing sadist call with a chainsaw, \"come here, I'm only gonna take a little off the top *swipe*\" I ran face first through a building, then a few buildings, \"I can't stop help!!!\" I screamed, I hit a corner, \"and out *smack* a hand extended and cleaved me from the forehead, I did flips through two buildings and landed in the suburbs, \"good work Blossem, now I believe you to be known as Mojo's boys, tell me how did you save that giant cat if your Meat to be evil?\" I stood up angry, \"I am a BUSINESS ACOUNTANT, MY NAME IS MAX!!!\""
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Odin began a change of heart, but his daughter, Hela, did not. Now Odin must stop Hela before she grows too powerful.
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"content": "Zeus/Odin, the incarnation of physical existence who does not know that he is also Morpheus, the incarnation of mental existence.\n\nAthena/Hela, the goddess of wisdom who hates all existence with a passion, and drives Zeus/Odin/Morpheus to try to improve immensely.\n\nAthena/Hela cannot be stopped. She can only be pleased... And that's hard.\n\nOf course, Athena/Hela accidental \"birth\" was what made Zeus/Odin realize who he was. Before that, he thought he was just a regular human.\n"
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your son has fallen asleep in your arms for the first time in 15 years. In the morning, he is scheduled to be executed for a crime you know he did not commit since you watched it happen, but your testimony was prohibited due to a technicality.
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"content": "\"This is our only chance to save him\" is what I said to Julie. Without much more thought, we quickly placed Jack in the back seat of our 1994 Honda Civic. We hopped in the car and before we even decided where we were going to go, I floored the gas pedal. \nHours later, Jack awakens as we are speeding down Route 30 at over 100 miles per hour. He is quite confused and he asks me \"Where the hell are we?\" \n\"You are safe for now. As long as we can evade the police, you are safe. Your mom and I know you never killed Caroline. So we left Cincinnati and just kept on driving. Right now we're in the middle of Iowa.\"\nJack in his confused state responds with doubt. \"If we're caught by the police you and mom might also be executed. We need to get the hell out of this country!\"\nJulie, the most pragmatic thinker of the family responds with sadness. \"There is no way that we can get out of this country without being caught by the police.\"\nWe nerviously drive along for another fifteen minutes or so before we see a police car. I realize that the only way that I can possibly save my son is to try to lose them. But high-pitched screams from Julie and loud swears from Jack interrupt my thinking. Also, the fuel is starting to run out. \nI try desperately to formulate a plan as the police car nears ours. I yell at Julie and Jack to shut up, and I tell Jack to put on the Texans hat laying in the back seat. He does so, albeit confusedly. I stop the car on the side of the road and wait for the police to approach. I figure as because we're relatively far from Cincinnati, there's a small chance, but a chance nontheless that the police might not recognize us. As the policeman approaches our car, I look out the window at him and nerviously smile. He yells at me to get out of the car, and naturally, I expect the worst. But to my surprise, he says \"Do you know how fast you were going?\"\nI say, \"Sir, I'm so sorry, it's just that we're making a long-distance road trip to Houston.\" \nHe responds \"There are no excuses. You were going one hundred and ten miles per hour. Can I see your ID?\"\nI realize that I had forgotten my ID in Cincinnati. I quietly curse to myself.... \n"
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All of your life you've noticed that some mirrors shimmer with an odd sheen for a moment and seem to show a different reflection, but it always vanishes in a blink. Today, you managed to touch the mirror as it shimmered, and that's when things got interesting.
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"content": "\nFinally.\nAfter so many years. I had finally been able to get close to it.\n\nI looked at the mirror where my hand had disappeared. I could still feel it, I tried flexing it, nothing, it still felt the same.\n\nI was not insane. No one had believed me when I had said that there were shimmers in the mirrors. “It’s just a smudge.”, they would say,”Look more closely. Stop making up things.”\nI always knew I was right.\n\nSuddenly, something grabbed my hand.\nI froze, not understanding what was going on.\n\nI tried to pull my hand out, but it would not budge. Then, whatever it was started pulling me into the mirror. I resisted trying to escape, but I gave in when I realised that whatever was in there was stronger than me.\n\nIn a flash, I was through the mirror.\nThe light was blinding. I blinked trying to focus at whatever was in front of me. I could barely see a silhouette in front of me.\n“Well, this is interesting.”,the being in front of me said.\n\nMy eyes cleared and I looked at the abomination in front of me.\n\nIt was a girl, she was average height and was quite slim just like me.\n“Nice to meet you,”she said,” Say you look quite like me you know.”\n\n“Impossible,” I reply,” you can very clearly see that I am a boy.” But when look closer I can see that it’s the truth. “We do look very similar to each other.”\n\nThe realisation hit us both simultaneously.\n\n“Oh no.”, she gagged. \n“This cannot be happening.” I add on, staring at the mirror that I had come through.\nThe smudge had disappeared.\n\nWe look at each other, confirming it one more time.\n\nI had travelled to a gender-bend universe...\nAnd I was stuck here with myself, albeit a female version, in a world where everyone I knew, were now of the opposite gender.\n\nIt sucked to be me."
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Jonas Salk patented his 1955 Polio vaccine, going on to make over $7 billion. He used that money to create a pharmaceutical empire, curing almost every major disease known to man.
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The special operation mission brief said to 'prosecute with extreme prejudice', and now you're listening to your green LT shout racist legalese at the terrorists.
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You wake up one day and find yourself trapped in the universe of your favorite TV show.
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Whenever a new baby is born, each of his characteristics are equal to the sum of his parents' characteristics.
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"content": "Out son is... different, he is quiet when he is around peo₩ple, and doesn't speak unless spoken to, just like his mother, what he didn't get from her was my... ways, I caught him a few times, draining his victiums, they started small, mice and rats, then as his hunger grew, so did the size of his little snacks, our cat... snowball, once at deaths door, now the neighborhood top queen, her from that of her prime, he was learning to con-vert now, his hunger getting complex. I watched him at the age of seven make his first bride, a long time friend and psudeo family member, however he crosses the line at the zoo, he bit a lioness and tigeress. \"Son we don't feed on lower animals, I hope you learned your lesson\" my son dawning an actual mane and tiger tail, understood welll. You are what you eat after all, just like hid father."
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"To err is Human." - A closing remark by an alien general, at the completion of a decade of intergalactic warfare.
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"content": "It is with great regret and sadness that I must inform anyone listening in on this public channel, that I [Redacted] have surrendered the [Redacted] Homeworlds to the Human race. Let it be known as a permanent record that the [Reedacted] have never surrendered to any foreign power, domestic or extrasolar before, but now I must or face certain extinction. \n\nSome of you may ask how this happened, Some of you may ask what is to come of us, I assure you that with this complete surrender the Humans promise us no harm. We have learned with our communications that they have several advanced concepts we can not begin to understand such as \"Evolution\" and \"Peace\" but in due time we hope to come to an understanding. \n\nThey beat us because of there extreme adaptability, they will let us live freely because they have experienced it before, they know we are different yet will let us live in peace because of something they experienced on there own planet. We may never understand why they did what they did, We may never understand how they beat us, but the one thing I do understand is that \"To err is Human\" and that is how they won. "
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Every 100 years, the most evil humans from all history compete in the Underworld Fighting Tournament to decide who gets to be reincarnated.
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Sexual privileges are based on your puzzle solving ability.
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An abandoned lunch on a laboratory table begins to take on some interesting properties.
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"content": "\"Why is there a sandwich left out on the wetlab?\" The intern thought while doing his daily tasks. \"Is there even food allowed in here...?\"\n\nJust then, the sandwich transformed into a decepticon. \"The fuck you doing here, punk bitch?\" The robot hissed at Jamal. Jamal is the intern's name. \n\nJamal gasped! \"The fuck you just say to me, robot?\"\n\nWith the gusto of an industrial power washer, the sandwich sprays chipolte mayo into his eyes, tosses him a crusy towel and moonwalks out of the room.\n\n\"Nothing personal, kid. Wipe yourself off\""
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A supervillain’s grand evil plan is to remove all toilet paper from a city, along with anything that can be used to substitute it.
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As you walk into your job interview, you can't help but feel something is off. You confirm this feeling when the men standing around a blueprint ask, 'You the new driver?'
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"content": "I walked into the grey room. It was dark and damp, illuminated only by the pale blue fluorescent lights that dangled from the ceiling. The men were gathered around the table, staring at a blueprint. Was this my new job?\n\n\"Yes, it is,\" said the voice, as if he had read my thoughts. Out of the shadows, stepped a figure.\n\n\"You will help me drive\"\n\nIt was Kevin Spacey\n\n\"Sorry, I misspoke. You will help me SEX DRIVE\"\n\nI had forgotten that I was a young, 14-year-old male twink dressed in skinny jeans. \n\n\"oh no!\" I said and ran out but the men jumped out and restrained me. Kevin Spacey whipped out his large, red, throbbing member, ready to pennetrate my supple virgin poopoo-hole.\n\nBut I had a backup plan, a secret weppon. I turned around and said: \"You want to see me splooge?\"\n\n\"Yes boi\" said Spacey\n\n\"ok\"\n\nI whipped out my super robo cocc 3000 which I had installed due to me being castrated at the age of 4 since my father wanted me to work in the Chinese Royal Court as a Eunuch (but the Monarchy collaped before I got the chance to). It had purple poison in it and as I rubbed it furiously, the poison squirtted out onto Kevin Spacey's ruddy face.\n\n\"Auuuugeegeehrhgdhvwe\"\n\nI jumped up and ran away as the men (who were being mind controlled) sprang up at the first opportunity and gave poisoned spacey a good ol bukkake party"
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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein also knew what World War V would be fought with, but was too terrified to say.
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You are born with two names tattooed on you body somewhere. What the fuck.
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Two old friends sit down at a table and share a bottle of whisky. This is their last meeting.
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"content": "\"Well Terry looks like this is our last meeting where we were supposed to split the company sell off 3 way between you me and Bobby and seal it with a drink 3 weeks ago we never sealed it with that drink. Since Bobby was offered a job in administration at the brewery he said split his share of the sale and this bottle for a sucessful selling of the company. Sorry we had to delay this a week for his funeral instead of the day off he planned on taking to share a drink with us when we split the sale profits. Let us drink to his memory.\"\n\n\"Harold he will be missed and I agree that is why I used my portion of his share to buy stuff to help his family out and to pay for part of the funeral.\"\n\n\"I wonder who covered the rest of his funeral costs I was the other donnor and I gave my half of Bobby's share to his family. Well looks like he still got his share just wish he could have used it while he was still living. I wouldn't have let him back out of his share when we were going to meet.\" May he rest in peace.\"\n\n\"I was on the same page may he rest in peace and may his family do well with his share.\""
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Rather than humans, everyday objects are the ones who develop super powers.
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"content": "i was walking home and I saw a melon on the side of the road next to my old house. You might think that's nothing. But it's something. \nThe melon began to shake.\nActually, it was hard to say when it first started shaking. \nIn theory, it was shaking since the creation of the universe. \nBut let's just say the melon began to shake, since we can agree without that much fuss that we are going to be speaking, no that we are, and that we were, and that we will be. Whatever.\nAnyhow.\nI was walking down the road and I saw what was a melon. \nIs that different from seeing a melon?\nAnd where am I going with this?\nSo, Superman came. I'm not sure that he was invited. \nHe started saying this and that, telling me about guava and chicken and water as a method for swimming. \nAnd I was like hey superman, you are stupid.\n"
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One day you, a software engineer, are walking through your apartment when you trip and fall over one of your dogs toys. As soon as you hit the ground, you notice a shake. Just then, a hologram pops up, “Achievement unlocked: We all fall down.”
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"content": "I'm a software engineer. I engineer software. The software is engineered by me. One day, I was walking through my apartment and I tripped on one of my dog's toys. I fell over, I didn't just stumble, I fell over, flat on my face. Then my apartment started shaking. I thought it was an earthquake. \n\nThen I heard this voice that seemed like it was coming from inside my head, but want me and it said, \"Achievement unlocked: We all fall down.\"\n\nI thought I might be going crazy, but then I realized I was making all of this up. I don't even live in an apartment and I don't have any dogs. So, I decided to wrap up this make believe story and close Reddit."
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The devils greatest trick wasn't convincing the world that he doesn't exist; it's convincing the world that he is our saviour.
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"content": "Humanity was in it's darkest hour. The Gods of the old order we're exiled in the darkest crevices of underworld. They were harnessed for their powers, functioning at devil's mercy, for the devil was powerless without them. Although they were dissenting, devil was managing to keep them under their yoke, using their offsprings turning them against the old order. But light always finds an opening. Jesus was a born rebel. He led the mutiny of imperial soldiers. But the devil was powerful, too powerful. He tricked Jesus into submission and exiled him to Earth. At last the savior was within us to emancipate us from devil's treachery and lead the Earth into rebellion. We had the light finally that led us out of darkness and the treachery that the devil was working upon us! We thought Jesus was dead. Until now. He never returned to heaven. He just fell out of favor. It's time. \nEdit- syntax correction"
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Vampire Sheriff
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Write a story about a character who is dangerous, but absolutely not how you'd expect.
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"content": "She was one of the most dangerous beings in the galaxy. She could rip people apart into shreds and leave nothing behind. Since the beginning of civilization she has been a threat to our kind. It is possible to stop her, but she most likely will kill you before you do. She hunts during both the day and the night, looking for new victims. She almost always attacks unprovoked. A seething body of anger.\n\nVelsa is dangerous. The tiger cannot be stopped.\n\n***\n\n**r/TheNinthRanger**"
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They spent all night hand in hand, looking at the stars, deciding which ones to conquer next.
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"content": "They spent all night hand in hand, looking at the stars, deciding which ones to conquer next. \nThey were modern nomads and they never had a place to call home. But what was home when you destroyed all that you conquered. They were Gods and time travelers. They had the ability to travel among the dead and the living, to and fro, galaxy to galaxy. But yet Dinah felt a sense of longing. All this time standing beside Zeke conquering whatever planet, continent, country, city, and species she longed for a home. Dinah felt too afraid to succumb to this idea for she feared that Zeke would be disappointed with her weakness. She did love him after all and would travel light years for him. "
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It's the Superbowl and you have been given the honor of singing the national anthem... If only you could remember what the words were...
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"content": "It's the Superbowl and you have been given the honor of singing the national anthem... If only you could remember what the words were..."
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"content": "\"How did I get here?\" I wondered. *well, I might as well try*, I thought. I opened my mouth.\n\n\"Oh say can you see\n\nBy the dawn's early light\n\nAnd some eagles were there and then baseball and some pie.\n\nWe all fought that last war. And then fought it some more.\n\nCause um.. Jesus and trucks run on oil for sure.\"\n\nThey were booing. I got hit by a beer bottle and was knocked unconscious. I don't think I'm going to try that again.\n\n\n"
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A man wanders into a forest intending to hang himself only to find the tree he had chosen is actually an ent.
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Your grandmother calls you to help with her computer. She's deleted the internet! You go over to restore the internet browser icon and have a fresh baked cookie when you realize...
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You are relaxing when suddenly, God asks you to teach him how to chill.
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"content": "Suede lord God, smooth as fuck. Sit by me and unzip your trunks. Worry not as I rub your thigh. You made me and know I’m that kind of guy. I’ll go down slow and I just won’t stop. You’re smooth and clean and I like your rocks. \nSuede cause you’re smooth and delicious cause you’re perfect. Suck that dick but won’t ever jerk it. Swallow you god cause you’re full of good life. Your baby boy Jesus can join in as wife. \nHe likes to role play and once pretended he was dead. So settle suede lord as I give you that head. \nNow lay down and relax. Why work instead?"
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You are a side character in a story, and when you find out, you decide to take over the whole story
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"content": " \"Captain Cross, it is you!\" the villain shouted. \n\n \"I am here to stop you!\" the Captain replied. I just stood there feeling lonely. The Captain had been a bit egotistical lately, and I felt like I was being ignored. I was supposed to help the Captain fight villains, but he didn't need any help.\n\n \"You will never stop me!\" yelled the Mad Maniac. *Who came up with these names?* I thought. *I get using them as an alias, but why do they sound so fake?* I didn't really have an alias - the Captain just called me James - but then again, nobody cared about who he was.\n\n \"Hey, Mr. Mad Maniac, sir, what exactly are you planning to do?\" I asked. \n\n \"Shut up, little James. If the Captain can't stop me, you never can!\" The Captain, by then, had crossed over behind Mad Maniac and destroyed his contraption.\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nBack at the base, I was wondering what was happening before I remembered a similar conversation we had with Doctor Dark. Then, he had told me I was unimportant and a side character; but this was back when I had just been selected as the Captain's sidekick. I now knew what he meant; we were in a story, and the CAPTAIN of all people, was the main character.\n\n \"Jamie! Jamison? Helper kid!\" the Captain called. I was fed up with the legendary Captain Cross - I wasn't as useless as he thought. From now on, this story was MINE.\n \n \n \n"
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"You wake up in a fantasy universe, but you don’t speak the language..." [Found on Tumblr]
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You are a knight, rescuing a princess from a dragon as usual. You then realize that the princess was an evil sorcerer and that the dragon was the one keeping her powers at bay.
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a pair of extremely close twins have a tradition of sharing a single journal that they often use to leave messages for the other. After one tragically dies, the other comes home and opens the journal to find a new entry, "where are you?"
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"content": "\"I’m right here Benny\" he finished with a scratch of the page. The diary belonged to him now, one of the few memories he'll always keep from his brother. it was a mystery. Benny had disappeared 5 months ago, in the forest on the outskirts of town; close to a river and with no signs of struggle, benny´s body was found. The whole experience felt like a dream to Norm, he knew his brother wasn't around but he couldn't explain why. Nobody knew who had taken benny or what happened to him that night but the cause of death is still a mystery. His mother took him to the psychologist. Norm was a wall of coldness. after a few sessions the doctor told Norms mother that everything was normal, just a case of PTSD from the sudden shock of the event surrounding his brothers death.\n\nAt home Norm distracted himself with a sole walkie talkie, he'd play for a few minutes with his action figures until boredom took him in. after laying on the floor looking up at the blank ceiling he remembered it was his turn to write on the diary, Norm decided to look for it.\n\nAfter several minutes looking inside closets, drawers, finding cookies along the way and looking inside the dog house, the diary was found with the confiscated items that were found on Benny’s body and later returned to his mother. Norm decided to take the diary. \n\nhe went upstairs, covered himself in a blanket and opened the diary. he started to read the last entries\n\n-march 15 Norm\n Mikey is an asshole, he showed up shaking his cola can and sprayed me in the face, he laughed at me and made my clothes sticky for the rest of the day. if you see him with a cola can in his hand and he's shaking it you run away benny!\n\nNorms face felt hot as he remembered that day\n\n-march 16 Benny\n I threw a big rock at Mickey, he had his cola can in his hand and was walking towards me when i threw the rock at him, hit him in the thigh and he was really angry, he threw the cola at me and i ducked lighting fast. the idiot hit miss Montgomery’s car. \n\nNorm chuckled at the though of miss Montgomery dragging Mikey to the office by the ear to call his parents.\n\nNorm turned the page, took his pencil when he realised the page was already written on. \n\n\"where are you\" was visible in the centre of the page, it was Bennies hand writing alright. Norm wrinkled his forehead as he stared at the page. it had the usual format, todays date and bennys name beside it\n\n\"I’m right here\" wrote norm right underneath his brothers last line. \n\nas Norm was closing the Diary the page made a wrinkling sound\n\ninc started to appear on the paper. a perfect cursive line trying to write something very slowly \"you're next\" the goosebumps almost swallowed Norm whole as he jumped from the book. the diary laying on the floor, life less. it seemed stupid to feel afraid of a bunch of papers bound together with inc between them\n\nbenny gulped. Got closer to the diary, turned it side up and wrote again under the last written line \n\n\"benny are you okay?\"\n\nNorm stared wide eyed at the page, heavy breath swaying the pages ever so slightly. after a few seconds a delicate line started to form. the exquisite cursive lettering was more visible now \n\n\"Benny is with me, Benny is no more” \n\nstrange symbols from right to left were quickly being written on the next page. Norm couldn’t understand the writing, it wasn’t english for sure. non of the letters, if you could call them letters, resembled any in the alphabet. suddenly, 5 pages in the diary stopped, closed itself up with a loud bang and dropped to the floor. Norm, scared to move from under the bed he so quickly hid under was staring at the book from underneath the drooping duvet covers. \n\nhe reached out trying to touch the book but it was too far away from the bed. he took a deep breath, crawled from under the bed and picked up the book. in an instant the book pulsed in a blue light.\n\nA few seconds later a loud bang stopped the book from pulsing, it laid on the floor in the middle of the room, the duvet cover was slight lifter in a corner where Norm had hidden, his pencil was now stuck in the ceiling with just a bit of eraser visible and Norm was nowhere to be found."
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An inventor creates a device that lets us browse the internet in our dreams.
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"content": "Didnt think this was possible but i guess it is? This is really weird, like experiencieng a million thoughts a second, kind of overwhelming, as soon as I wake up im throwing this shit into a river or something, its too much for me and i should be waking up soon but nope the clock says its still 1:30 am and i went to sleep at around one, well at least tried to sleep i guess ive been asleep for what? seconds?"
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Everyone is implanted at birth with an AI that controls how they perform according to 3 attributes. Luck, determination and effort. Everyone is given 6 points to allocate to the various attributes, up to a maximum of 5 in each. It works according to those attributes for 3 years then shut down.
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"content": "It was all going great for little Timmy, the first human with an AI integrated inside his brain. Sadly, and even more sadly for little Timmy's family, the kid kept growing, but the hardware inside his brain just stayed the same size.\n\nObviously this wrecked Mr. and Mrs. Alfatius sex life, as they now had a mentally and physically impaired son of around 8 years old, a problem which they had caused themselves.\n\nAnd what a problem they caused for themselves. Their son had started showing the first signs of mental retardation, when he was around 1 year old and hadn't even started to crawl.\n\nAt first, it was debated in universities if the DIY surgical procedure made by the parents was the cause of the mental retadations, or if it was just an unlucky accident of genetics on the first child installed whit a DIY AI tech by their parents.\n\nThe debate came to conclusion when at the age of 12 little Timmy (he hadn't crawled yet) had his first xray scan of his skull, and it was decided that in the same way they had killed their sex life, they had killed their kid. (Little Timmy, as well as his parents sex life, weren't actually \"killed\", it was just that it wasn't there, vegetative)\n\nThe following file contains the real xrays of the kids head and the havoc produced by the, for lack of better terms, shitty procedure, done to him:[ proceed with caution](https://i.imgur.com/zablB0W.jpg)\n\n"
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Dragons have long been gatekeepers of magic, when mankind proved unworthy they hid and entered into a great hibernation. Now, in front of prominent sites such as Buckingham Palace, Red Square, White House Lawn - and more, Dragons have appeared to reveal themselves to the world once more.
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"content": "\"FIRE!\" screamed the General of the UNAAD (United Nations Army Against Dragons) into his little tiny device with a pretty large antenna.\n\nWith a sad PLOOF, most of the dragons fell to the ground, in excruciating, almost eternal from their point of view, pure pain.\n\nI say most because between the scrambled bones and whatever is inside this magic dragons nowadays, one of the batch had been left unscathed. \n\n\"FIRE!\" He screamed again, and with another round of missiles, another round of almost eternal pain for the magical hyper mystical dragon.\n\n\"YES! We did it!\" shouted the general, but now not into his tiny device (the one with the big antenna) but directly into the dragons timpani. \n\nOh, the joy the general felt that day was almost inexpiable.\n\nIt could not be recreated, and trust me, he tried. Neither his powerful drug induced orgasms, nor simulations run in a laboratory, would even come close to the joy of an army general ordering the death of thousands of mystical, magical hyperbolic and parabolic souls."
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