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[ " I miss standing next to you...", " that really sucks I feel bad for you at least I woke up at eight.", "i`m out of books to read, movies to watch n stuff to buy...i`m bored!", "Got back from Arizona yesterday. Moved the furniture and stuff out of the Arizona house and shipped it to Redwood City. How sad.", "_apple miss you too kid i sent msg to you on yt", " Happy Birthday! sorry for the blank one my sister messed me up.", "it makes me want to cry when 2 grown men discuss characters on All My Children.", "i think my cold is getting worse, not better!! i cant stop coughing - it really sucks!!", " LOL, such a dork. Hmm, is that book pretty good? Maybe I should check it out. That`s why 4gb sucks 8 isn`t much better.", "tried to do something funny on twitter but failed.", "This chair is not comfortable at all", "i pulled a muscle in my neck this morning just feels like its getting more sore", "Just got back from the grocery store. Now I`m starving and can`t find anything to eat!", "Bored... Some vector ****... Off to work after this class..", " awe! i miss him so much. they`re on 'vacation'. which has lasted for like, six months. and i miss you!", " i think i hate you. i didnt really want to but you make it hard for me to like you what with the cake and concert on the ..." ]

[ "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "yup, def swine flu. I think it was the sausage.", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "I want some ice cream", "Homey missed da bus.", "oh wow...hope he`s ok u take him 2 the vet?", "go into an anti-gravity chamber then you can tell gravity to suck it.", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "Its already been a crazy morning and its ONLY 1030", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "is nto milk deffo!", "recovering from being sick ... anyone want to bring me soup?", "lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "Love is an air-conditioner on a hot day...a heater on a cold day...and a warm body in bed any day - yep, me again", "city in a bittt.", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "Work is a no go", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "work 4 - close", "one week till exam block", "Brought cat to specilist. May be ectopic uritors. Doing ultrasound. Surgury would be >$2000. may need to take him back to humane society", "Jonas brothers concert was greaattt", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "oh dear, hope you are feeling better soon, get some nice hot chicken soup down you.", "i can`t believe it...", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "just had a gym sesh.", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "on a day like this...", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "Has an hour left of revision", "In bed with 2 girls", "resting had a whole day of walking", "my girl friend also dropped me", "why am i awake?", "upss..her name is writen like chesca.", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "Gonna go and see my sister at Mount Sinai .... she`s there for at least another 24 hours.", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt.", "_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "crud is all I can say", "losing weight check the pic", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "at work closing files", "My cat died of kidney failure during my math test This day needs to get better.", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "it can only get better.", "is gaining weight. rather", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "working the graveyard shift!", "I`m such a chicken", "She could spend the rest of the night in her room. At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine. #surlytween", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "claires party was amazing! headache.", "sore head..hope my girls ok", ".... It was just alriiightt", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "i don`t know why but, i can only find miss matched socks during winter. i mean, where do they all go?", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "concert please explain? im intrigued", "Well, she`s getting through.", "girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days", "Why do so many ppl on 12 mile have ashy elbows???", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Can`t find any pictures !!!", "Is feelin right rite now", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "lol i cant drink!!", "why does it randomly hangup on me?", "whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating", "My Denny`s shut down in the winter. I have to do 50 miles to get to one now.", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "following `cause ordered it", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Must head back to the office", "On the way to my aunty`s", "cannot relaxing because she have to practice for her graduation", "_01 here is winter, but not snow", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "My heart has been beating irregularly ever since last night. I don`t want to explode or implode", "My picture won`t update." ]

[ "Dell FX100 Pc-over-IP audio device (Teradici) is giving me a hard time in #Linux #Ubuntu Jaunty Kernel isnt loading the snd-hda-intel drv", " Yeah, I didn`t buy that for one hot minute.", " lol `if u knew better, u`d do better, wouldnt wear Uggs in shoe weather...` awww RIP Stack B", " http://twitpic.com/4phze - Awe! I miss my baby", "Geocaching.com seems to have a huge delay delivering Pocket Queries", " Me too I need the sudden urge to do it. Missing the Diplomat title", "Was eating a manderin. But it`s all gone now!", "bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st. Sadness. He will be far away (not TOO far, but not down the street )", "is in skwl now, and i dont really wanna study.. i saw him --> J***I and makes me feel down..", "I`m so disgusted that my assumptions regarding what happened in Harlem last night were 100% correct without reading the story first.", "Dayum, tweets r coming fast, so likely missing a lot. Plz DM, k? Oh, is _stewart 4 real?", "At home sick.. On a friday...studying is all im doing at this point.. My weekend is so ruined", "Its prob cuz I don`t really like sleeping in late, even if I tried.", " Swine Flu victims unite http://oinkflu.info", " 5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy", "I hate going to work on nights that I`m in micro. At least I get to work with !" ]

[ "Haha,I just may do that,yo!", "Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "- Yes, you are addicted - half my twitter friend updates are yours", "Pictures of Cassie from the Crawfish Boil make me smile real big Also, my desktop is still fail. Ultimate fail. It hates me.", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "lol. your tweets are always fun to follow Never a dull moment with the Kulps!", "making Shell join twitter so I have a follower", "is hungry, twitter. i want food. </3", "I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x", "I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "I love my life Ni night twitter!<3", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "There`s a 1,000 you`s... there`s only 1 of me...", "lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist", "thanks will try to behave", "Well it`s nice to `see` you. Have a great day and tweet again soon", "hi there, nice to meet you. I am new to twitter and I guess you are too?", "follow me aswel !!!!!!!! if u have twitter, follow me lool !! www.twitter.com/djarka koool", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "What kind of coach would I be if I didn`t read all your tweets? Still waiting on an non-dried afro picture.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "Well, there is THAT...", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "Wondering if twitter will be fixed for my phone any time soon...", "I`m so getting the cold", "I like tweet deck and I`ll try the other one u recomended Thanks", "Good night all... Just set this twitter thing up. I`m very new at this, but I expect it to come in handy.", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "_Writer aww no which one?", "have your own style. it just might work.", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "Ur friend sent me", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "Just finished down loading AIM6.9 and guess what! I can get updates from Twitter on it! Message me at: i am katie arttt", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "it`s because you`re popular", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "You should retweet others good tweets at least 10 a day to get involved into things at twitter", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!", "hope all is ok.", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "Writing or making sense ?", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "lol since I got twitter a little while ago, it seems like loads of people setting up an account", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "just joined Twitter... Hiya world!", "_M didnt get it clear", "I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.", "wow i have no friends on twitter", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "Goodnight twitterworld. I`ll tweet y`all later. Goodnight, J.", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "hahah okay then thanks for this short explanation ;)", "http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Thanks everyone for twittering with me. Still a newbie.. so if you have friends who you would like to invite here, please help a girl out", "haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...", "My Twitter was born on 12 Feb 09. Today, at this point of time, 4 May 09, 3:56pm (GMT+8), I have 805 tweets (including this one).", "i only hav 8 followers !", "Guys, follow for the RX Twitterwar!!!! DD GO GINOOOO!!!", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "one of them is", "i don`t have any of that", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "_ENVY how come you dont think you did good?!", "this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it! lol", "whooop! you got me on twitter!! dang our line of communication keeps growing!", "Yeahhh you do that lol", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "F...you very very much willkommen im Twitterland", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "You gave me the inspiration for my last update.", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "o snapppp look who i found on twitter lollll", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "most of the time", "games? Just wanted to clarify", "OK, It`s my 1000th Tweet I`ll use it to simply say 'Thank You!!'. I`ve met some of the most giving/caring people on Twitter!", "Well goodnight all my twitter bugs sleep well", "it actually is ;) According to all the retweets, at least!", "thanks for following! pretty complicated id you have there lol", "I didn`t find my dress", "thanks Alen, it seems that we can only submit community news, is this an error, or must we prove ourselves", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "If you are new and in need of a few followers say 'TWEET ME' Person with lowest followers will get a shout out! U have 30mins", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "That`s not too bad. Good luck!", "Hey guys I`m going to create an iPhone app that`s a twitter client called Tweetilicious please me your thoughts!", "I dreamt someone committed suicide w a drip stand! - http://tweet.sg", "i dont get one? fine! i say texting is way more meaningful than twittering", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "day started off bad but got better", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "You can be Cinderelliiee", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks" ]

[ "Shots suuuuck! im done no more vacines!", "but this little boy still makin me work during the storm!!!", "OH NO! MY FAN BROKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO! great now i have to swelter in the heat. i like heat-ish but it hot! my laptop warm as well.", "big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X", "my mind is racing ... b/c of 4 words he wrote. I hate him, but I hate her most. ... and I can`t keep from falling for him", "mattress armada needs to play a show soon or i`m going to be seriously sad", "My coffee got cold blah!", " is it bad that I sort of want her to miss me? I know I will be missing her.", "Legs are hurting because I was standing up all day.", " Just the mother of all bad days", "On my way to work! I`m runnin late and I`m sooooo tired!", "now i dont feel so good", "wishes he can just call her. blah. it used to be so easy to move on. wtf happened?", "Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and dont waste my parents money. Nt fair.", "I seriously need to find out why my laptop sometimes gets so hot. BBL after errands & pricing 'comp fixes'. Not many places left 4 that.", " I can`t direct message you for my free lunch" ]

[ "Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.", "Luking for new background pic......", "It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!", "haha im jewish, i love that one", "ill check that out", "Ooo showing of your French skills!! lol Things good over here. Lovely weather, so should be outside How`s u?", "that blip is NOT to be misconstrued as qs on last night`s convo... it`s just a song i really love & that rocks my morning", "You realize you just did a solid. Better than a full-page in the AJC.", "haha I wish! I have a BFA in photography now.", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "can`t stop smiling i`m in the best mood right now!!!!!", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "*bows* glad to be of service", "need to cheer up!", "My birthday is now over.", "ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "so ur name is also Naina", "Flirting! Ima good man with bad habits.", "Nothing wrong with that samantha", "When I start cloggin up my own Twitter feed, it`s time for me to go to bed.. Nighty night. Be sure to go to the TweetUp and meet ME!", "jake thomas looks so precious :`( i hate when they say 'there it is i see the white light' in every ghost whisperer show", "my your rather random.", "muhahaha you`ve joined the tweet cult... lol heya btw twitterific is a good iphone app i use", "I love my boy he makes me so happy... and looks his sexiest in plain black boxers =p", "there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html", "look, i`m following you!", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "Thanks and Cheers back at you.", "Lmao dimples naww thats cute , ok ill try to remember first of winter is dimple day", "catching up on my tweets, I saw AC`s promo of your new blog before yours, I knew immediately it would be yours by the title", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "why arent u famous already? lol you have a very adoring fan, that fan would do anything for you hehehe, im you no.1 fan", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "- I did see it...looks so retro! I wouldn`t say no to rerecordings...fans LOVED Given One Change. You have CS Fans!", "_: ' Good evening, kind sir *bows*' ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zv", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "working weekend it looks like", "I`m entering your contest", "i look like a freaking tomato goin to graduation..", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "hermits, such as myself, like to stay in", "http://twitpic.com/4w9zb - must... stick.. my... thumb.. in .. chin... dimple!! lol my hubby has one lol but his is un ...", "this is really helpful, you swear a lot, i just realized. haha.", "It`s not even cold here, but im wearin a big jacket! It`s got cat ears on it", "putting up a half naked dougie poster i love sugar`s ladmag", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "wow! you`ve been tweeting all night!! looks like you totally made up for the day", "I`ll use that for my next defense.", "I need some cheering up", "_fred6 It`s REALLY cool! No, I`m on a PC now, I don`t have a Mac well I do but it`s ooooooooold I do have an iphone tho", "is wishing that i could be famous for acting and dancing", ". Really I look like a boy!!! I need someone to do my hair!", "Oh lovely - that is one thing Mum`s are great at!! Sounds yummy! You are makin me hungry here! lol :-p", "is really really ready!", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "You are clearly very busy Take care of yourself, and I am sure you will be fine; takes one to know one ;)", "WHOO HOO. Congrats on getting under 200lbs", "__ Aww bless her. She`s one of my faves", "thanks to and i`m now on twitter!", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "did you kno that is amazing and i`ve known him since he got twitter and his most tweeted words are `know` `haha` `****`..", "You know what they say about great minds...", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "did you really just call me Ma`am...wow that was the reality check of the day lol", "I just got a twitter account", "Say cheese for the camera, or throw up some Western Mass gang signs to be cool", "baaha & healthy choice my friend! (:", "Today was fun <333", "_life Hey i like love iCarly it rocks. my youtube account--> http://tinyurl.com/cf63ud", "Pretty is it long or short? Sparkly or shiny? Lol", "tts ridiculously sweet of you", "haha no problem, it`s fun isn`****", "psst new blog up.. comments me likey", "niqhty niqht niqht .. all toqether, GREAT day ;; ily yall !!", "Emoticons by Christian. ' ' http://twitpic.com/66riq", "That`s a relief! I feel better knowing it`s hereditary. Have fun!", "_ yes i know, gross, haha im better then them all", "the construction lookd familar", "Hehe. Yeah, me too. or I would totally write it. XD", "wow... that was very sexy", "**** YEAH DUDE!!! I would ask how it was, but I already **** know! How`re you?", "Hey, it`s good to see you here! Will now follow you. Would be nice to have a photo!", "add me up: http://profiles.friendster.com/americanidolislove friendster.", "Because pop culture is beautiful. Also, you can`t pull weeds wrong. I promise. You can practice on my yard if you are nervous", "_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers! ~Ellen~", "A+ for effort though http://bit.ly/Mco5v", "i think that i`m the only 1 on!!!", "Hey Mary! This Is My Twitter (Karishmaa1) Luvv Youu ?", "About to dye my hair and do my nails", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "@ BeardBurk: Their being optimistic", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "Congratulations! Check that one off your to do list!", "i gots a summer job", "Thank you all for proving my point", "Just funny sitting here with external keyboard, mouse, and macbook on bed just looks strange but it`s comfortable", "_raven oh, I`m skeptical too. I just think it`s the best thing he could have said under the circumstances", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "_e thanks for following me. Nice to meet you", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "And you as well bro", "good tip..... but then my boss would read .... exactly what im supposed to do and would know where I was with the project", "woot!! you go girl", "_B if you`re in leeds you can have one from me", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "I liked it. Did you record it yourself? If so you have a very soothing voice.", "hello twittttty world! how do you do?", "Oh sure . Thx", "yes sir i sure did.", "sunny, I`m a workin` on it. It`s very much in progress! Will let you know when it`s up", "awake. school. ew. but i put on some nice lotion.", "yeah, it`s a bit 80s silly at points but i love it", "yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x" ]

[ "feelin lonely now after spendin the last 50 hours with my friends", "Ok ... the passengers ... no one is alive ... they`re all dead ... you just don`t know it til the end ... then you cry ...", "I want to become vegetarian, It`s going to be so hard!", " Yeah, and that`s where everything becomes difficult and generalisations break down. Not an easy problem .", " and you suck horribly the world is at an even balance", "this is what i think about the world at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today", " I`m so sad I wish I was going to", "ARG! Eirtaku got hit by stupid bots. So much **** on a kid friendly site.", "Sitting in on a Friday Night Bored", "it was a hard weekend. too much alcohol on these **** 'weinfest'", "its friday! well, technically anyway...but its really thursday for me. dang having to work saturday mornings", "Gettin my cardio on right now. Walkin to the train station awww I so miss the gym", "So I`m REALLY considering it at the moment Same days but even more money. Harder work though but can`t imagine harder than I do now.", "on later than normal this morning, got attacked by a swarm of mini fly`s after opening the veranda last night took an hour to get rid!!", "officially misses Quark. huhuhu! i had no heart hand partner and no one to dance with tonight! come home so... http://plurk.com/p/x2k1z", "I never order chips any more due to how unhealthy they are, but getting a burrito from Chipotle or Qdoba doesn`t feel right without em" ]

[ "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "http://twitpic.com/4w70j - Left: This is your brain. Right: This is your brain on drugs.", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "my head feels sooooooooooo much better", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.", "Yeah, I should at least try myself. Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "_radio i`m too awake now ill have a nap this afternoon", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "DANG i want to be on the beach late at night. that`s the best. the sound of waves and the breeze!!hope you are well!", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "ROFL - me too.", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas", "Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "trying to NOT fall asleep while doing ancient assignment. Drinking some water with ice and lime! yum", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "lmao yeaa iight n u shuld put tha c.b flick up w. **** on ur head .. juss a joke", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "- Try this one", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave", "good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "Ugh id better get up for work", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "_Laurie sending love, blessings & healing thoughts to you & family peace", "not sure i can make it", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "oooh, sunshine! A patch of sunshine! And it will be gone by the time I leave work and replaced with rain. /vent", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "_II It`s foggy here", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "Okay I`m about to 'crawl' into bed and ummm ummm. We are about to talk. We need to talk about somethings, Good Night Tweeters.", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "Done! Finally.. Yay.. Now I can relax for.. Well one day ;D haha..", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though" ]

[ " Oh no! Dead muffins ... how sad", "Oh please! I wanted to complete an unfinished tweet, and 5 tweets cropped up in between! and now my tweet looks dorky.", " i`m a real BOY goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guh. apostro. i feel sad. the library lady thinks i`m stupid. SHE`S STUPID. j", "fml my work uniform is on the washing line", " i miss you!! stupid work!", "Big Header Folio (http://bit.ly/MYmeA has been up 2 hours, no sales yet I`m really impatient lol", "Hellooooooo... Whats the scene people !!!", "My mouth hurts. Wish I could cut my head off", " Woo! Twitter kind of sucked without you.", "gonna have a lazy day today", " yeeeeeessss I can`t wait! Too bad I can`t drink", " rat run steve irwin way to avoid long delays on bruce highway", "Spent the last 2 years largely ambivalent about s/w dev practices. Can feel care factor returning. Look out!", "sore from ultimate... trying to figure out how to pay for school next semester...", "is working hard or maybe thats hardly working", "_oliver No Happy Mums day for the Mums, only the guys????" ]

[ "I just tried to go back and the police blocked off the whole neighborhood. they`re evacuating the building now", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "You forgot moi #twpp", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "I also found out that it`s also my last youth group meeting", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "Thank God is a sport and doesnt take offence in my jokes Unlike the three good friends who have stopped talking to me!", "Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he locked himself in basement for nearly two days.", "Almost 2 more hours then i`m out of work. Time couldn`t go by any slower.", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.", "Yups! I still have a lot of pruning of unfollowers to do. It takes time", "dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours", "my hubby. promised job promotion so we didn`t move, signed a new lease n they withdrew the promotion...", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "Back from the Gym, and sorting through my Inboxes", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "I sent my donation to #Eric and wanted to put the banner on, but my avatar disappeared when I tried ~", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend", "I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3", "10 yrs ago, on a night like this..id have been drinking with co workers, then went home got cleaned up and went clubbing..", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "I say the same about poems. When you are ready to write, 'nothing else matters' as a well known song tells us", "Duncan finally got his orders... leaves for Iraq in September. Open invite to stay with me anytime during the year he`ll be gone", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era", "_ thatd be likely, bein that i lived on campus ha...i just moved back to the cov", "awwww i never noticed this http://bit.ly/RConp", "my phone is dead and my charger is miles away.. _S_R i`ll talk to you in august", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "I remember those days. I wasn`t a big fan of Wesley but I really felt for you as a youngster dealing with all that. But you WON!", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "Thanks I decided to just give up on my old HQ and go with this account. Scoundrels won", "cool, not a big user of DM though", "well, so are you but i managed to go to sleep for another couple of hours and wake up again while you`re still snoozing", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "Back at it after a weekend of working in the yard. Didn`t open the laptop once, and I`m thankful.", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Well, I effed the iphone. It was nice knowing you", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "it will be my second year that i will not be there", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?", "We decided I`d probably forget I had it in my pocket and sit on it by accident", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "great. my mom is pissed at me, so she sent me to the asbestos filled backroom", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "I gave my brother a hug good-bye.. as he took a load of furniture away from the house. He took the mattress I like", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.", "and now i smell pancakes...or maybe toast... or something delicious. but no one is at my place cooking", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "well, someone told me it`s only there for two weeks i`m going again next week with a friend IN SCHOOL TIME :p ...", "http://tinyurl.com/ateltl <-- Rocksteady pt II", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "he`s retiring from the tonight show im so bummed. he was awesome ha. AND CONGRATS MY DEAR", "Change of plans. I am staying in Brandon. No Papaya Salad for me.", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", ": Yes, that`s what I was implying. Was a bit too subtle, as usual, I suppose.", "The Good: I drank Jager and licked a hot asian girl`s foot. The Bad: I was reminded once again that I will never get asian girls ever.", "i guess that means you didn`t beta-read either of my stories, huh?", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "in less then a min i lost 2 followers", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "Boring? Who you been talking to? Lol not me ( no ****)", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik." ]

[ "i woke him up in the end. Got bored.", " why do you say that i`m a ****? i find that hurtful!", "Is on break...I`m so tired", " well I ran out of beer so I left. Not sure about the ETA. Waiting waiting waiting. Bleh Gonna be a long nite methinks.", " It is a sad commentary is it not?", " wish we could come see u on Denver husband lost his job and can`t afford it", "It`s gloomy as hell outside today.", "_JessicaB_**** yip.....aw gonna miss them on bb", " are you having any problems sending images from Twitterberry mine just doesn`t want to work ! ****", "Hates that my a.c doesn`t work! Its so hot", "I am horrible at appraising peer work. What are these Americans thinking when they compose poems? Or maybe I am the one with the problem.", " omg! is it mine? omg that`s so gross, I`m so sorry! I TOTALLY forgot about it until JUST now!", " o its feels like a hot box and no matter where i go in here it still feels like a hot box! ice cream isn`t working n e more", "I didn`t go to the gym today and I feel bad", "Just rang the irish one. Drunk. Must confiscate phone. hate him lots.", " we just missd each otha again! I was at disney all day YESTERday!" ]

[ "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "Time for a clean up.", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Blow me away it IS raining harder here. Yay you, well done", "weather starting to be better So just SHINE **", "feeling any better hon?", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "morning world, is raining 2day so revision don`t seem so tough,", "i think i need a drink", "3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Where is the sun!!", "its getting really windy out there", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "It`s a beautiful nice day and I`m stuck inside!", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "Bit of sunshine out there and it perks us all up Especially when you have a mountain of towels to wash and get dry!", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "It was sunny when I entered the sub-basement. Now it`s raining.", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita... The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "Ahh saved from mowing the lawn by the rain Now I have plenty of time to go kayaking. Blessed are the rain gods!!", "June gloom is upon us.", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "We`ve just 16�C today&cold wind.. Want it 2b like 25� to 30�! I love hot weather! But I reaped the 1st strawberry yday!", "Heading home in the rain no pool today...guess I will hit the treadmill instead.", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "I know we need it but I`m not a fan of daily rain/humidity & I`m a native. I`ll enjoy dry while it lasts.", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "youre not supposed to...", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "that sounds great right about now. It`s ridiculously hot in my house", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "happy star wars day everyone off to celebrate with the family... ok we`re not celebrating it but i am going round to the famo`s...", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "I wish the weather would be slightly less rainy so I could use the hot tub.", "it might be sunny today, but alas, new product must make it to Etsy!", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "I want to play", "And it`s starting to get cold", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "mmm much better day... so far! it`s still quite early. last day of #uds", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Can`t No money to spend.", "It`s too nice to be inside", "it`s been so nice all day, and now it looks like it`s going to rain...just when i was getting excited about taking photos when i get home", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!" ]

[ " Nope Not that I have to worry about the possibility. I`m more worried about GOOG`s design than her personal taste, actually.", "Took a shift tomorrow. I don`t really feel like working right now.", "**** night. want john where is he?", "I KnO they`re my guilty pleasure like shopping ", " I may be telling myself that cos he never replies to me", "Fell down the stairs at dancing, sword fell on me and now my bum hurts", "So sorry if i`ve been typing wrongly. usually, after i`ve typed something, i wont read. i`ll just press the `enter` button", " oh ... you`ve been superseeded? not good enough", " ugh I`m not doin too good", " haha yea, i just feel like its being taken the wrong direction, used to be a cool place, now its a mess", "FreeSat`s coverage (Sky dish) is really, really bad at the moment, blocks all over the place, really annoying!", "Time ticking by sooo sloooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyy", "_2890 Nt able to follow anyone friendorfollow.com here i come!!! #itsucks", "I Want To Go See Up. But I Don`t Want To Go With My Mom And Brother.", "California`s budget deficit (now at $24.3 billion) means big problems and lots of cuts, including 220 of our state parks", " Oh, final msg - Why didn`t you review my boardgame Bookchase� when you were on telly? We didn`t even get a nice letter.." ]

[ "_lee lol a bugg to school thats awsome", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "what are u doing now ??", "Oh sure . Thx", "thanks for the recommendation! I was not following, am now", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "it was nice to meet you tonight & thanks!!", "I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "ok, I want to quit my job.....", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Fakin` kisha...just my luck!", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "not sure i can make it", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "chillaxing really Yeah man hehe", "haha, yeah i meant mall! -winks back-", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "Thanks! I appreciate it I know my unsubscribe list will grow tomorrow LOL", "bit excited are u bradie lol", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "you told me u would be there...lol! Hmmmm where were u.....", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "! HE HAS A FAVOURITE! You`re his favourite ;) OMGAAH. sorry for creepering? ..not really lol", "thanks! You know that happens once in awhile", "good stuff! I`m great thanks! x", "ur welcome sweetie . Anytime . I need to find a way to get more followers , I don`t have many", "THIS CALLS FOR A HIGH FIVE! (Don`t miss, hotshot xD)", "check on ya`ll in a bit. im in for a Mother`s day haircut. ciao!...", "thanks do the invite though", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "go to mid valley la **** haha! never mind la, i don`t wanna go with you anyways", "I want to chat with you in Im some day.", "Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "Oh tonight... Looking forward to it", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "oh oh oh are you offering to send ducks! I love love love confit duck", "I can only message those who message me, if we`re fwends...so those that want replies..follow me. hmm..that sounds funny..", "but it was kinda funny, sorry. ur still my favorite tho", "thanks sweet dreams to you too!", "Doing really well! I will stay here as long as is needed! So you can definitely come and visit me!! Look forward too ...", "I used to love you lol...so awesome...I knew you`d have an 'experience' last night", "Well, there is THAT...", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "see u Next Saturday With Mr", "is cheering on the Arsenal Ladies!! and missing my M...x", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "im sure s`okay, ill save my $$ and before u know it weiss will be mine.", "hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!", "dear michael sorce, you crack me up! sincerely, me", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha", "http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj", "Haha! I`m convinced you`d be great at it.", "aaa new follower! hiii", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "i`m not partying tonight", "http://twitpic.com/4i3g6 - i love that game xxxx", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "_Allison Catch you later Terry....", "eww What r u doing atm?", "i love you. don`t leave me!", "ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you", "i`ll teleport it straight to you", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "ha you`ll do fine! just be positive! &aha i know huh. wht a long conversation. i remeber you and allyson did even lnger ones! x]", "hey cant wait 4 u guys 2 come over 2 jersey woop.... hope ur lookin 4ward 2 it coz we r x", "I def will. If anyone leaves the room for a second he has to follow. He`s a really great dog otherwise so far.", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "Going to French. Anyone want to pick me up?", "ROFL - me too.", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "not there but wish I were", "i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!", "_w_a cool, looking forward to it now", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", "wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa", "thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far", "haha soooo party tonight???", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "why thank you. Couldn`t resist it", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "Hello my lovely followers love and peace from my house lolz We just need the weather!", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "_serafina85 Its headed this way", "I`m entering your contest", "thanx 4 thee follow", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "I am doing the same I want to travel a little!", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !" ]

[ "Bears, beets, and... ****, never mind How about SG1, take-out, and wasabi vodka with ginger ale and lime...", "wearing a pair of trousers that were loose last year, tight this year", " english screwed up my overall percentage in X, in XII again and probably in adm tests too. **** happens.", "is feeling rather lonely and broke...oh wait...I am lonely and broke.", "No betta nest I think despite the heater it gets too chilly at night", " Momentum works! But Jeff will have a hard time from 42nd.", "Sorry I`m not using tweetdeck it`s not letting me tweet today", "I believe a man died in a car wreck today just right down the road. It happened at 12 and at 2 he was still in the car.", "iamkiara__ im so sick I fell over last night outside coz I was putting something in the bin", " Is competition around the corner? if not take it slow for at least a week. Twisted my ankle back in jc, awfully painful.", "Cut my thumb with the saw in small metals again...", " OMG!!! That`s a nightmare", "Last day for seniors bye bff", "watching a boring police prog after making a fab pasta dinner, trying to cut down on alcohol so only had water", " Dude... That sucks! Why would they tow it from your own space?", "Sick. With a flu like thing." ]

[ "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Getting ready for school - second maths test today also its my last day of 3rd year!! Next week i will officially be in 4th year", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "eat it caps. 3-2", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "On duty in the students union with only 3 punters. There are more of us here than members of the public", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "Dana just found out she doesn`t get to take lunch now, but rather in an hour. Hello delivery. http://plurk.com/p/x29ss", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "got 34/40 for exam 1... percentage doesnt look good.", "twice in a week Qantas club lounge computers broken #flyertalk", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "NEW YORK DOLLS TOMORROW NIGHT @ THE DEPOT CANCELLED REFUNDS AVAILABLE AT POINT OF PURCHASE.", "Soooooooo What Happened To Power ForReal?", "An extra night in pasadena with sergi baby cuz i `missed` my train to riverside", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "they tryna get me 2 sing on mic n i said NO NO NOOOOOOOO", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "Chica! Two more days! I want the US Elle too.", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "Thank you Google for your Adsense Payment. If only the Aussie dollar wasn`t as strong", "Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.", "proper cba with out!", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Just checked the diary and it clashes with uSwitch.net beers", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "Don`t worry, you spelt `NO` correctly! It just looks wrong", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn.", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "another letter for you - this one car insurance - ouch", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "so i guess we r sleepin over.", "#3wordsaftersex Ow, rug burns", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "sweet .. Englands becoming lamer and lamer since you guys left", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain", "Not here in Stamford.", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.", "_L_S How was the game? Unfortunately, teh Cavs lost I`m sure you had fun though", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny", "Wrong button ... My music biz building that is.", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "that was the class I was keen on. Guess I have to wait for next summer. bummer.", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "How did you swing those? We didn`t get that close.", "is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3", "internet billing with fee of 30% and only in 13 countries and a setup cost of 5000 for usa alone", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "Gotta a lot of work knocked out on the project but there`s one feature that just refuses to work right. Can`t release next version until", "This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "Buffett Lambastes Bankers, Insurers for �Greed,� �Stupidity� http://is.gd/wyAB", "I feel sorry for male singers. they are never gonna be as great Zac Hanson! Pooorr fellas", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!" ]

[ " So sorry to hear about your mom! that really sucks", " We don`t feel too comfortable using it. It`s not awful, but pretty icky. Scurrying to find a deal...", "... Headed to Hospitol : Had to pull out of the Golf Tourny in 3rd place!!!!!!!!!!! I Think I Re-Ripped something !!! Yeah THAT !!", "urgh, i really hate that medicine", "Whooops... wrong smiley... it`s supposed to be LOL", " it`s an app to finally face the truth: you lack time, and never be able to achieve all your goals in life?", " sorry change of plans for me :`( revision for monday exam in a park with one of my friends", " sorry but I`m not impressed in the slightest b/c u don`t eat ****..more like saddened and confused", "I cant sleep, but im too sore to move", "Got caught in the rain. Sand Monsoon all the way home, even though i looked like a complete idiot", "_78 I`m sowwy u have to work w/an idiot. I will call u if u want. Just to break up ur day.", "has made a decision and will stick to it although I`m really not sure it`s the right one", " ya she prob does but i dont want to no about it", "Market whn goes lower also problem and when it goes like a wild bull also problem", "Gee I`m totally hatin` this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I`ve studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?", "A sweltering afternoon no wonder the creepy, slithering snakes are heading to the creek. The nasty things can swim! Frightening detail!" ]

[ "t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request", "Trying to fix my background", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "Ok peeps...I`m not crazy...I was twittering 2 someone but had no idea how 2 direct msg from my cell! Blonde moment!", "has got a degree in BS.", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "I called but you didnt answer", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...", "thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "Me neither. But it`s no longer about what we want. It`s about fairness. And fairness is whatever government says it is.", "did you run into someone I know this weekend?", "the sing store won`t work.", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "city in a bittt.", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "So confused about what to do?", "Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "that sucks. But woot for Misha.", "WGN in Chicago used to be the calm airing of ideas, but in the last 30 days they changed the programing to sound-bite shouting", "My original non-Yahoo acc. was deleted when they got bought-out But it`s not too bad, I don`t receive any Yahoo-spam from it.", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "i`ve just woken up", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "proper cba with out!", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "I need one too.", "Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.", "Been helping ex-student with Uni assignment via Skype .... gotta love a connected world. Now sudying `game design`. Even better.", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.", "thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you", "FML dad didnt leave me any moneyz, so i have 2 wait till he gets home call me when you finish work?", "I can`t get to bed", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "my girl friend also dropped me", "_Brown Thank you so much Natalie, hope u are well", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "Ps Brian just announced his message title, 'what is in you will flow from you' My friend replied 'cheescake??' Ha!", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "Day off with nothing to do", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "busy wit work how is your business going on?", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor", "i havent seen you all week", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "Waking up at unGodly hours to go to work is starting to get old. At least the coffee is good", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "Off work in half an hour. Getting an MRI after that. Yay me", "just wanted to say hello", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "just missing you&hoping to talk to you soon..I`m so happy you`re mine again, though You have no idea..<3", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "Wow... my god the whole UI is sooo much snappier. It`s more responsive than TweetDeck now! Tweets feel like IMs lol", "nothing right now to do", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "short work week for me", "Okay, so twitter suddenly changed, how do I respond to messages now", "Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!", "remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "is gaining weight. rather", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "my hubby. promised job promotion so we didn`t move, signed a new lease n they withdrew the promotion...", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "Slowly getting ready for work", "But I�m for smaller companies rather than bigger ones. It�s not like I have worked at a big company to prove it, though", "'dream of a better world because it`s coming' -someone could live off of those words dude", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT" ]

[ "Just got back from school! Ugh I don`t want to go to the dance tonight", " I`m still at Disney (just trained at Soarin), Rose is the same, we applied for an apartment last night, and Eric lost his job", "YM, meebo & ebuddy really hate us ", "ALO is so sad and quiet and empty tonight", " hurts to be you! Sunshine all weekend and you don`t get to play. That`s sad.", " i thought it was just me that was like really hot. My room is too hot to sleep in", " Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape", "and this stupid wireless wont work downstairs", "I`m not a fan of all day trainings I Novi. I`m one sleepy girl.", "The comp deleted half my apps", "It`s a sad day, found the first scratch on my car.", " Sorry to hear that, dude", "Sticks and stones may break my bones...but words will hurt forever.", "should be sleeping. lost my voice a couple day ago.", "`Whats your stand on **** marriage?` - me. `what the **** natalie, stop asking me these **** **** questions! Go get a job!` - dad.", "bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st. Sadness. He will be far away (not TOO far, but not down the street )" ]

[ "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "i really needa find more stastics", "I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG", "is in PHP website upgrade hell on a Bank Holiday. How`s that for planning!", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "Wanted to get that piercing too but thought it would be distracting to others when I was giving presentations. U think?", "Anyone want to buy me this anthropomorphic planter called Domsai by Matteo Cibic? http://tinyurl.com/m6sru3 Only available till the 31st", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "heyy i finally got one too oh and good luck on your finals today", "logically, yes. i just have to find one though. always seem to see them beside motorways when you cant stop", "sadly we were too late for TraceyCakes, but we got them elsewhere- not the same but still yummy. Tea w wee on wknd!", "Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play", "i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited (L)", "Patience, it`s worth it", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "Going to my brother`s wedding in Princeton, NJ next Sat. Had to buy a navy blue sports coat and gray pants - $13 total at Goodwill", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "Has work very, very soon. Way too soon!", "Can you dig it, sucka? Booker T. Former WWE Wrestler", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "I have to go to work with out my and", "awesome milkshakes, i had areo mint,. we just blended it up, it was like a lumpy smoothie so then we did some more chattering and ...", "im having trouble finding really yummy egg free ice-cream #favoriteicecream - got any recommendations anyone?", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "Gotta buy some onesies for my besties lol ah Yea! at the club having a grand ol time", "Ohhhh man My mom got a bag of these caramel candy things, they`re soooo good. I`m going to get so fat off of them ;__;", "hey i loved ACS but i had to see it online, is not here yet cant wait to buy it!!! you look amazing there", "Laws change in the 70s or 80s. I could really push it bcause gran from Bathgate, but she was US citizen b4 dad born.", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,", "_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "It`s official, I`m finally getting grey hairs at 36 #fb", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "ouch!! Applied Ec over the summer? And no graduation, then? *hug*", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "just found two very moldy and squishy reasons why non cracker based foods aren`t allowed in the play room. When mom`s away...", "can i have itL", "Dude, you could totally get that then sell it to some Denton musician and profit", "Rt/WestCoastGal88 - It`s the facial hair, they both need to shave [Jr and JJ]", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "Wow - that`s one deep sleep! Wish I could sleep like that -one little noise and I`m awake", "diiinner its sooo cold right here D:", "_oliver I was off by one year. I really wanted some of Jamies cooking books in ENGLISH!!!! not German.", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Looks like they dialed it in a LOT...payed attention to all the small but important details in gameplay...still no blood tho", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "that`s a very cute picture ... but you don`t get fat from licking BBQs ... he must have found some chops on someone else`s ...", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "And I still recall how helpful you were way back when as I struggled on an AR contest question...", "wah....American Chocolate Cheese Cake for my chweet mummy ! muaxxx", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "_dollaz Yay...you like CT. People always tryna **** on it when they`ve never even been there.", "really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me", "My phone is so stubborn!! You`d think it had my genes or something!!", "HAHAHHA lol true that! i always remember my BD but i can never remember what date or even day it is", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "jake thomas looks so precious :`( i hate when they say 'there it is i see the white light' in every ghost whisperer show", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "I really want a Shish kebab... Going to have to settle for toast", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "You`re not the only one surprised that FreeTDS and UTF-8 don`t 'just work'. But you`ll get it right, eventually.", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "lol, as a target employee they forbid me from that place, no i usually go in and buy like everything along with commenting", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "Belated kay Tita. Wow! 2 prizes in a day! Congrats!", "hehehe!! Are you tryna find another condom better get u for boxes cuz ima take u thru all of em", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean", "I was looking forward to seeing in Raleigh (fan for 10 years NB too) but scalpers took the tix and sell them for $200 morons", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Doggone it! I only got an hour nap in I really want some Ponderosa chicken wings!", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "Can`t wait to come home! I miss my Bubba. Too bad my parents are taking him to Canada.", "lmao I`ve never met anyone who liked caramel this much", "facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts", "Some goodies bagged at the car boot including some very cute cross stitch birds for my craft room! The man selling was a sweetie", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****", "im a pleb i had to take it out of the freezer.. and put it in the oven!", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "Bought it. Now I have to wait 2-3 weeks. Boo.", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes" ]

[ "Another Lake Park kid is going to Tulane. I`m not unique anymore", "You people haVe no idea how depressing it is being at a steakhouse and not being able to eat", "People at work are stressing me out.", " sorry my friend ... but is paying the mortgage!", " I would much rather you didn`t punch yourself in the face...it might hurt", "On another note, geoDefense Easy down. Onwards to the medium maps, where a whole other world of pain awaits my exploration!", "Excitement: 8 new followers overnight. Sadness: 6 of them are ad bots.", " lol dammit well then next time then", "IS BORED. Can`t even tease people now", "_zorz_peep count yourself lucky i was gonna say the OTHER word instead...and rsvp...sorry i cant come to ur birthday...day?", "even though it`s only 7am on Saturday morning, it feels like the weekend is already over. btw I`m awake because I had a bad dream..", " Know exactly what you mean I`ve lost too many friends. I do feel for you all", "I burnt my arm. (just thought you should know)", "Just uploading photos from the cell...nothin like true candid-ness!", "I cant get all my rwitters on my phone this phone sucks", "looks like the eprocurement e-mail address from office mate is blacklisted by IT here.. asking them to whitelist now." ]

[ "Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "now it`s weekend! It`s so great! I saw the rest of Twilight tonight, and i also have read fininsh Break for know.. Could I do that?", "ahhh, i FINALLY went to yogurtland. i saved my spoon. hahaha.", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "my laptop broke, who wants to help a girl out and take me to best buy this weekend. please ill feed u.", "haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "That`s great Bastos! I`m happy for you. You gonna do the mabaho leg, to celebrate? haha", "got THE best mothers day present from Tys. It made me cry uncontrollably, and it wasn`t a present", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Up and washed I`m clothing myself as I type xD WOOOO", "dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Tyler Perry is Hilarious! I think I will. I`m off to bed though so I tweet ya in the morning. Goodnight!", "LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "testing out ymtumbkr on my iphone http://tumblr.com/xiy1qycvc", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "thinks malibu is the drink for me lets all hit the bottle woop woop ****", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "I would lime them. Or lemon? And deal, sounds fabulous to me! Text me up when you`re back", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "EPIC moment! hahahha i swear.. i really wanna see it", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "Yes! Haha and then when he impaled himself with the crossed keys! Love Scottish-trying-to-be-Irish Ewan McGregor", "hey hey hey! lol.", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "**** lol....where u headed to?", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "Have fun, hon! Ooh, look what a poet I am.", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works", "looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "using my brothers G1 phone.. love it! driving to vegas... my phone died this morning and my charger broke", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "haha iya starting to tweet again krn mitzy baru ber-tweeter jg Nit.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "wow! you`ve been tweeting all night!! looks like you totally made up for the day", "spent the whole day editing in Pro Tools...i luvvv this thing and am becoming quite the pro, but it gives me insane headaches.", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "_Nessiah Yeah I will In fifteen minutes or so.", "lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "Done! Finally.. Yay.. Now I can relax for.. Well one day ;D haha..", "Just passed a wrecked car hoping everyone got out OK. Finally picking up speed. Should have been in B`mpre by now.", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "yes, actually, I am. When I`m home, moms does the laundry & I do the babysitting. She broke something that didn`t need 2 b fixed", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "Looks like rain again Oh well, it will give me a chance to work on a new crochet pattern I have in the works.", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "Yay! I just fixed my blog`s CSS problem that messed up the design", "Dang! Of course, I`m just jealous `cuz I didn`t think of it first", "hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely", "So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.", "you look smashing darling is trent reznor really getting married i just want to rip out mariqueen`s fake **** -_-", "I just retweeted your jesus post as it made me laugh... don`t worry, wasn`t a subliminal code", "_cheryl Lucky, now I want to teleport", "mines curly atm i want mine to be straight lmao", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "aww way to make me feel special", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", ". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?" ]

[ "Another two hours of work. Ugh. It goes by so slow. And im sore", " i was in a hospital for a week and a half pretty much on the virge of dying.", "elliott claims steak and shake has been doing this for months...not exciting anymore...", "I didn`t go to the gym today and I feel bad", "Work around the house boo", "He is so silly. http://twitpic.com/4jk6b", " yeah just told Stanley its the only time I want to slap girls icky **** encoraging bad behavior", " It`s sunny and hot in London today, while I sit in office cranking spreadsheets", "Parents decided to drop in on their tour-de-US. The whole family is at my house. I am at work", " it wont work in the uk", "i dislike math, but math HATES me", "Oops, forgot we are having a barbecue at work today! I didn`t need to pack a lunch after all", " I want an invite - sick of seeing all these links for people playing and being left out", "Delayed flight San Diego to Las Vegas. Why do delayed flights feel sooooo **** depressing!", " its taking forever to upload", " Here`s a more appropriate @ tweet... is everything ok Your last 3 days of tweets don`t paint a good picture :-C" ]

[ "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "Official whine-tweet for today. Nothing specified", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "My pleasure I really enjoy your random word poetry, and am disappointed when I miss out on participating!", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "no happy hour for me today", "cool, never heard of that in ny http://myloc.me/21uF", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "there`s just no air", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "for me they`re not", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "Now I feel left out... All alone in AZ...lol", "are you having a bad day?", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "(that was a btw -_-)", "Woot freaking hoo, tho Mad World isn`t doing well on the iTunes top #100 chart.", "I checked. We didn`t win", "i guess that means you didn`t beta-read either of my stories, huh?", "I didn`t get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "OH WAIT, I read that wrong. OK hellboy", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "that`s such a long time from now", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "TextMate crashed for the first time in 3 months. Not too bad actually #textmate", "Infamous should have arrived today. But it didn`t...", "Ugh. Going to skool", "I didnt get his tweet", "http://twitpic.com/3x3wq - impossible to know them closely", "i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "I can`t have any.", "I guess she`s not the type of songwriter who dreams the great ones.", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "Downloadfestival`s lineup isn`t as good as i thought it was. There are some other awesome bands doing the festivals, but missing DL", "just that you`re not here...", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "... Thanks Okiebud! I get the message..Sorry, the content you selected is not currently available..", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "wow their is no pancake mix", "Your STFU E3 list link is broke", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "ouch!! Applied Ec over the summer? And no graduation, then? *hug*", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.", "- No I didnt get your text.....", "to cold for the beach sucky.", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "why are you sad?!", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air." ]

[ "Ugh sittin at work waiting for the carpets to be cleaned. I was suppose to be out by 7", " Youuuu`re an aaass my aaass loooool", "About to go to my last theater lunch im gonna cry.", "OMG. Today felt like the last day of school! it`s horrible!", "Dreambears were **** compared to their wicked audition", "Greg Pritchard was ROBBED of a place in the final of BGT... Cry baby ****-face got through instead", "_music im always blunt with my feelings, never seems to do any good", "My moms Season 3 of Weeds got burnt up in a family friends mobile home.", "I have test tomorrow but i dont study, then i go very bad", "ouch, my back. I`m sick of having a pamela anderson esque chest", "****... Why does it take so long to install SBS2008?!", " yeah, I just realise the organiser dun let performing artist/djs drink on stage tight malaysian laws n rules here", " i know, and we gotta wait until earl 2010, i think or very late 2009! its just wrong", "looks like the eprocurement e-mail address from office mate is blacklisted by IT here.. asking them to whitelist now.", "i fear the spaceship is not long for this earth. it just stranded me and edwin on the highway. there was smoke", "Have been feeling very sick had day off today... ARRRGH" ]

[ "my last tweet didn`t send bad phone", "good luck in the pressure test! don`t worry everything will be great", "Congratulations...keep us posted on how things go!", "21 days away from being evicted", "has just voted for you. hope you win!", "is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!", "Nice lunch... Even better when mom pays...", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "im sitting here super nervous about the chiodos contest, i hope i win!!!!", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.", "Ohhh french tip! My fave, my nails aren`t long enough yet tho Ill ask the manicurist", "Have lots 2do as usual! laundry, thanking God, cleaning house, praising God, cutting the hedge and thanking and praising God some more!", "Thats good! Keep it up guys! Would love to come down and visit sonetime", "Not sure yet... they said we`ll see", "_marie1 hey beautiful whats up?", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "I`m going to open up PROVERBS and get as much wisdom as possible-I`m hungry!", "sounds like a plan.....yea excited now", "Excellent pic! Wish I were there, but it`s a long drive from TN.", "Home Friday makes me too!!!", "mmMmMm I`ve been craving sweet potatoes and almonds I`m going to have to incorporate those super foods tomorrow", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "_henrie http://twitpic.com/4jbsq - looks so good!! i want one!!", "im talking about twitter some more", "that movie is awesome!", "On the way to my aunty`s", "I have a question for you, Ali.", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now", "dude... Can you really be a bachelor at this point?? Don`t worry about it.", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "_DAHSAR Thanxs hun, you too!", "FRUITY PEBBLES?! What? Over Lucky Charms", "Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "Your sweetie is very lucky too! #liberty", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "Sometimes all it takes to solve our problems is a fresh morning!! Hope today is beautiful for you", "coool thanks a lot ****", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "nice weather today in Alex", "im at scotts being a fatty", "is needing to make a new video", "Cool. You should qik some stuff from the newsroom sometime. LOL.", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "I have a visual. I`m smiling. see", "i seriously neeed to study", "i`m not sure what stracchino is, but it sounds good.", "haha it will be interesting haha", "IT SHALL BE MINE!! IT SHALL... BE MINE!!! *raises eyebrows*", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "Just got a call from my Realtor saying I have another showing on Sunday. No offers yet but at least there is a lot of interest.", "what a great project!!! Wish I could have done that with DD1. She`s too old now.", "thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you", "wow! I`ve joined the photography scene pretty recently so this (large format) makes it even more interesting", "I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad", "I haven`t started packing", "Is @ the pantry", "we won`t be home till like next month", "crud is all I can say", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "it wont let me", "good stuff, cant wait for the results", "About to Lock In on getting better staying +", "How`s the head this morning?", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "don`t worry be happy Ryan", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "she`s smarter and classier. she`s perfect for him. and, IM NOT.", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "_bug68 Bill is super!! Thanks you!!", "1/2 day tomorrow carla coming over after school.", "headed into venue. bbl", "getting ready for summy yummy cocoa crispies", "Haha how exciting wat does it look like?!", "http://snipurl.com/hq0n1 Just printed my mom an Amazon gift card for Happy Mothers Day talk about last minute.", "Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence", "Good morning! I`m just woke up it`s Mother`s Day", "Ohhhh I don`t know ;) an older mature lady?", "I agree. Everybody would`ve been excited and then it goes... ohhhh nooooo..... MS screws up again..", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "its too early to be up", "_Shan_West Im so excited to see u!! Its been forever My lil Shan Shan gettin married!! PS Did u really get a tattoo?? Lol", "my love makes me sooo happy", "Granny, Linda will be happy.", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "My purple pusrse is pretty someone tell Katie Holmes!", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "My camera is brokennn", "Yum, just had a mickeyDs eggmcmuffin. McYum", "I have to go to work with out my and", "any chance you`ll have a Madison, WI location soon? maybe too small...", "I`m glad you`re little Prissy is doing well. It`s obvious how much you love her w/the treatment she`s getting", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "I Can`t do 30 minutes of Treadmill but done 30 minutes for today already, gonna do 20 minutes more", "_anstee i hope! its in expo! that would be amazing. im trying so hard to make perfection so it is.", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "i`ve heard that ST isn`t true imax- shot at 1828x1556 and blown up to 4096, still- nice big screen!", "TY very much for FF", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "ha you`ll do fine! just be positive! &aha i know huh. wht a long conversation. i remeber you and allyson did even lnger ones! x]", "1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck", "Bout to hit the sack...got **** to do tomorrow. Happy mothers day MOM!", "Is trying to buy a new bible...but they just aren`t the same...why did my dogs have to chew it up?", "is it seven yet?", "giv ya mom n gman happy mothers day", "It`s hard to tell But I think I`m right I hope.", "happy mothers day. ekin sayang mak!!!", "_ hehe go dye it beb! put more blonde innn mine is lighter than it was, left it in a bit too long oops><" ]

[ " I bet you received lots of hit from that tweet; at work i cannot, wish i could", " haha, i was crying ****", "got FOXY_ a new brew buddy now my kitchen is gonna smell", "_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.", " they`re at the bottom of the thing and aren`t moving at all. feels bad man.", "I want to ride my bicycle today, but it`s too cold and cloudy today", " Yes it`s herrrrr. Dude, I`m gonna **** cry.", "Ow... My shoulder muscle (I can`t remember the name :p) hurts... What did I do? I don`t even know", "I`m really mad at the world today. Today is just a sucky day.", " Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used", "aw that wee lassie made me cry tears streamin doon ma face lol thats a wee shame x", "_Kel_17 ehh carnt stand hot weather", "wonders when all of these end... hay... http://plurk.com/p/wy9wi", " Oh noooo that sucks Did you reschedule for another show?", "Waaaaaaaa they kicked us out of the bank. Getting it until monday OMG Chilito", "Soooo full that im starting to feel sick" ]

[ "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "did you put a spoon in it?", "Bill, likewise it was a pleasure- next time we should spend more time talking #ims09", "oh no its ok they are coming on just now x]", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "Is up, coffee in hand with laminate floor to lay then Footy to watch and play, living the dream", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "hahah no not that valley. that`s cool valley. texas valley. like...rio grande valley. ahhaha i wish i lived in california valley", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "was busy talking with mom and bhabhi.. they liked the cards bro and me made for them now waiting for sis to get back from Church..", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "oh, a really good 1 dude, thx... added", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Not quite sure what ace of cakes is or are. Gosh I`m tired. Loved bride wars. Fun night.", "Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol ****", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even", "Following _aisa These guys could be shifty but worth following regardless.", "I know... It was just a joke... all in good fun... some people get my humor & some don`t...", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "yeah well a deadline is in T-9 hours, that`s architecture for you, oh well... mmm that coffee sounds like a good idea", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "Dun wanna travel all the way there for lunch now. But yeah i have been there. Nice place. Missing Shan-e-Punjab though...", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho", "indian or the cowboy? actually considering going to the carnival", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "Oh noesss seniors last day However, tickling will till he was on the floor giggling made it totally worth it. Plus, a senior sandwhich!", "Want to hang out with beth and tenaya and their hubbys tonight....but jon wants to hang out with some other people", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "we found a ride", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "One final down, two to go!", "eh..not sure daw guesting ni cha on monday", "Random has an a", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "def cheese and onion however after being back in the states for 4 months, finding a bag of salt&vinegar...they tasted GREAT!", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.", "? today and tomorrow at taipei, anyone free for drink? http://plurk.com/p/rpgyy", "_bandoni Ok, see you at da climbing", "ur taking tease lessons from the guys! No fair LOL, oh well, we`ll wait as patiently as we can!", "because you had chips and sale w/o me", "is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg", "4 fillings to the good(?); two more appointments to go", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "lol to see my king", "Go Canada they made Nikkie Payne #1 comic well she is soo yeah but she is only funny to pervs or teens or people in my family", "Added 3 more spots in Memphis today and visited 2. Needed a Hot Dog icon for a new restaurant so had to settle for a Hamburger", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "Keep it that long, people can ffwd if they like (now, if you did AAC w/ chapter markers...", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.", "Watched The Rescuers Down Under with Dru and ate Mickey d`s. This is how Disney sequels *should* be done", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "wellll...... only 2 that will feed me the others were mainly shade loving native wildflowers.", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "that made me laugh. Sorry Grets, but you are not going to the Pool Room.", "Oh, that would be riveting TV! Trips to the break room, coffee, toothpicks in the eyes to keep them open.", "Been there done that with the laundry! you know it sucks, but it is so nice to of them to do it...just say thanks.", "OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle", "thanks! You know that happens once in awhile", "no, i do better with people i don`t know you`re going to chiodos tonight, right? just kill something for me.", "haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese", "_art That would be the one. It`s awesome sauce.", "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "yeahh! Ryland was amazing xD BUT I DIDN`T GET A HUG OFF HIM booo Suarez seemed a bit off tbh..but I think he`d just woken up", "Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "Excuse me ms.gomez who said you could leave", "so far surprisingly good responses. My dad offered to airbrush the old logo on the wall..but I think that might be overkill", "Just got confirmed that it�s pizza-time with some ex co-workers on friday...looking forward to it", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean", "_LaMont yr very young looking dude", "Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone", "tehe. It was on the 9th", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!", "So what does that make a queef", "I am pretty sure that`s the sort if tweeting that will lose followers. But stuff it- it was well worth it", "Latest: Saw Animal Collective in Oakland and they were AMAZING! Now, I am trying to clean my room", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "Welcome, you were our 10,000th follower! it`s very late CA time but we stayed up to meet you", "apparently a looong time seeing as they seem to be everywhere except LA", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "Here dude we got here n a table readyyy fo us", "20 John: : http://tinyurl.com/cq5nkp", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "Up early for class. ((Blahh))-------> Hang Over kiddies", "You don`t get them anymore?", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!" ]

[ "writing the first 'ShowStoppers' entry Just lost an hours work due to server issues", "isnt very happy about the fact that her back is hurting today", " hey you ****!! that`s kinda mean dont yu think?!", " meh! You should try the one on commercial drive with all the cats", "got in a fist fight with a old biker guy.......and how dare you even ask, yes i kicked his ****", "I`m a new french girl in Twitter! And I speak English very bad", " I fee your pain its lady Ga Ga and It will drive you insane oh dear God her songs are in my head", "I miss my closest freind,Shirley, She went to France for the summer I miss you Shirley!!!!", " go and see my puppy! I don`t want to be there alone", "Starting a new diet today. I don`t want to get fat. Besides, its almost bathing suit season! *lol*", "Laura`s gone for the weekend, I miss her already!", "Ugh my neck really hurts I`m out aquatards, xox", "I am so hungry! And there is no food for me to steal", " if you weren`t 'picky' (=precise) i might not find you as interesting to talk to", " Heh... I send dem when I get dem Jen... I was shocked I found so many these last few days... earlier in the week nothing...", "Going to the courthouse to pay for tags & taxes on all our cars...this is gonna be expensive." ]

[ "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "Hott as Africa lol yeah its hot here too and its a big storm here", "Really really cant sleep x", "Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.", "just come in from the garden. It is very warm out there but beautiful. Didnt do much revision though", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "I need some free #fieldnotes because I can`t travel to North 3rd Street in Philly to buy my own.", "good morning from Lincolnshire. I could use some exercise also", "Wow, I really hope it gets better. Asthma sucks", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "fine, ill get myself some miso soup down the street", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!", "a lovely weekend thank you Whats it like where you live? Exciting im sure night night ****", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", ": probably not I want to go home", "Wow. is constantly ranting about his love for Genghis Grill too. Never been there; not here in Colorado.", "awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again", "totally! except we can`t ride on the sidewalk like when we were kids. a lot more safe than on the road with crazy drivers.", "that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind", "yeah... and neither of them are in huntsville i would so quit both of my jobs here for one job there.", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "ur moving to leeds?? wut are u doing up there? work? ur just a jetsetter..i wanna move to England too", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "Wish could, but riding a tour from Chicago back to Iowa.", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "how r u feeling? and when r u guys coming back to canad?... come to vancouver!", "Lately i`ve been waking up with the sun in my face but not today..", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "_kelly Bummed about the maxi dresses! I think they`re so cute for summer but I`m only 5`4'!", "where is the rain please come out", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff", "Looking out the window, beautiful blue sky, great forecast for the weekend - not good for cinemas", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "I want to come over", "Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "YOU SHOULD TOUR!! *lol* I live all the way out in Tennessee! :-P jk. How would you do that?", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "_bmac I knooow, I want to sail", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", ": experiencing the unique #Winnipeg tradition known as 'the social'. Trying to pace myself.", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "Traffic jam outside of chicago. I feel very 'office space' right now.", "such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "well if you`re ever headed back to the west coast, hit me up. I have a tiny place, but we can hack and hang out at the beach", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!", "Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "but i know i can`t", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "hey chocolate chips is good. i want a snack too but i`m out of snacks.", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "i love how nice the weather is today and i am camping tonight! oh and i hate my hair", "Chili night in Minneapolis. I refuse to turn the heat on in May!", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "home=san diego, why did the san jose weather fallow me", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "wants this summer to actually have some sun in it", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "wish I can go to the Roots pinic", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "Oh I beg of you to add just a 3rd nite in Dublin in October... PLEEEEEEEASSSEEEEEEE", "ahh everyone`s out today taking in the sunny weather except me might go and watch some tv...", "went on a ride to tortilla flats this morning with , a little warm, but a nice ride none the less", "ohhh wowwww no good", "'i wanna go to prom one day 'i wish U can go with me 2 my prom even though im not a guy.but thatwouldmake1of myFRIENDS happy", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "show was amazing. so cold out now hope I can give victoria my card and get my dvds back ;) ha", "I can`t have any.", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "Just been out to try to catch a swarm, gone into a roof gable end Set up a bait hive an hoping for the best at the moment" ]

[ " I miss standing next to you...", "Hello and thank you for all of the #followfridays people. I always forget, sorry", " I so agree with you we have been married for 7 yrs, and this is our 6th move BLAH!!!", "This sars has really got me down.", " I had a double cheeseburger and fries from The Golden Arches....I will be sicker than a dog tomorrow.", " Very. I`m ill and attempting to remember lots, and nothing is going in.", "_O_C I`m seriously screwed I haven`t studied at all!!!! :`(", "_**** cheer up lizzi there will b another foh hero concert but still i suppose we can b upset xoxoxo", "Har vondt i ryggen My back hurts", " haven`t worked there for a long time but kinda miss it! I miss anna seen her? i`ll prob be in SLO most of the summer! you?", " is tweeting so much that she`s not even paying attention to me!", "the voter paint just peeled off my skin. or maybe my skin just peeled off with the voter paint", "still feeling BLAH. gave a biiiiig dose of insulin that i needed about 24 hours ago. Now I`m off to take my last exam of my junior year.", "is so tired ive walked 6.05 kilometres today", "Sittin through this boring **** conference call... Then i get to go home n nap *{missin alot }*", "I sunburnt through factor 30" ]

[ "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest", "The muse has me gripped firmly by the throat. Really enjoying my writing", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!", "yea me too lol", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "me to mi sausage", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "is is listening to Heart Ain`t Brain by Chris Brown. http://plurk.com/p/x2bp2", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "just goy back from a day of tests at the hospital. going to start chemo on monday", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "good morning from Lincolnshire. I could use some exercise also", "morning Newt...hope you are well!", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Can I have a splodge of ketchup on mine please?!", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "Feeling considerably better after 13 hours sleep still not right though...", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "Nothing like waking up slow in the morning. Docs appt today.", "aweee im sorry but deep down u know i love ya!", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "there`s only one more cherry dr. pepper left in the fridge...thank God. im addicted to that stuff but it does sad things to my skin.", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "blues for me please", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Exhausted. Thank goodness my race is almost here! All this training is ruining my social life", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "@_YoureMyHeroine :`( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you", "you looked great for being sick yesterday! i`m sorry I didn`t really make an effort to say hi... I was preoccupied for a while", "Okay one of my ears popped so now I know what everything sounds like and everything is reall loud", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to", "My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "Awake, man, i need to go to sleep, i gots to wake up early for church tomorow.", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "I know right but hopefully something comes up though", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "Ok, my job at walmart is a cart pusher i hope i dont get sunburned", "Bah DHCP server, why must you keep falling on your face", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "just helping myself to some caramel digestives", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "ah allergies you must be sleeping walking at work!", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Seems I brought a little Sikaflex caulk home with me... in my hair.", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7" ]

[ " sold, so i hit cash and just took the tax out of my tips. but then my drawer ended up being 5 dollars short idk if its cause", " WHAT! That`s a sin!", " I tried registering on the website. No go, I get an error with all 4 browsers. Firefox, chrome, ie, safari.", "my apartment is emptying out more & more each day.. so sad.. last week at 2000", " tell him ill beat him up if he doesnt share", "slept in, missed bus, train delayed, doesn`t stop at my stop, late for work. **** heelllll", " I know It **** sucks. anyway you can get a fake id or something?", "i`m watching missing pieces, just coz the theme song is lost without you", "_x little Taylor? i feel sorry for the way she spells her name", "**** - Apple store is down for updates... what`s coming, I wonder?", "I did not twitt yesterday cause it was a very busy day but I`ll be back tomorrow BTW I can not sleep I`m like in zombie mode @_@", " You have arthritis in them? Really?? Poor you That would be painful - but you can`t be that old. How many squats did u do", "****! ayoko na!! I said that in tagalog cuz idk what to do anymore!", " hm, this not a good medium for much more then yes/no I am responding to previous posts,days ago, & other conversations we had", " HAHAHAHA...yeah you mess up that crossing and kneeling bit you will get called out...JOKING", "i am boooooooored, theres nowhere to go" ]

[ "ya`ll going out without me", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "Brake time!! Nothing for lunch. Tonite.", "*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "i couldnt call you because the time on my phone would run out so if you can give me a shoutout on here i will be happy", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "heyy have you deleted your myspace account cause the link in the side bar wont work it says its been deleted wb ily ****", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "haiszt.. im here in the office doing nothing but tweet haha! fun!", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth", "that`s not great guy related??", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Hahaha...gutted !! it`s his birthday soon,so he`ll have to wait until then. haha", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "You don`t get them anymore?", "need to cheer up!", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "No one is bringing snacks", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "I cant change my profile picture on Facebook", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "some1 said if your not online your a no1...if you are online your a no1.. can`t bloody win lol", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed", "that made me laugh. Sorry Grets, but you are not going to the Pool Room.", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "still no shout out for Spider", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good", "nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "is NOT watching Star Trek tonight. But is heading to a lovely dinner and fun board games night with", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo! Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!", "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "okay really really bored. i watched a michael jackson concert from 1992. he`s awesome and his short films r coolio too (:", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "trivia? Working, no computer!", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "I heard that you can`t make it!!" ]

[ "wow we r watching the outsiders smelly english.", "I WILL CRY!!!!!!!! I can`t believe that I lost the chat!!!", "One of the most random phone calls ever. My god kill me now.", " Getting dizzy. Going to have to lower my original raise. Please don`t think any less of me.", " saying goodbye to something familiar never becomes familiar", "no clue wtf im doing", " haha yea, i just feel like its being taken the wrong direction, used to be a cool place, now its a mess", "Stupid jobs, idk what to do.", "waiting for aaron to get into town, and then leave him for work. booo", "OMGod I`m soooo tired I don`t think I have the energy to film today lol", ": I`m sure lots of that studio equipment was collected analog stuff that can`t be bought anymore. seriously, condolences.", " why you never answer me...", "According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty.", "RAM upgrade=done! FF still slow so disabling all add-ons Not sure which ones will make the cut to be honest. It`s like Sophie`s Choice!", "My teratoma has a cavity and is experiencing male-pattern baldness", "Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?" ]

[ "wassup with u this morning.", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "fo sho, im down", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "**** was about to call", "getting dressed to go to Granny`s,another day of now twitting", "Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "the times they are a changing", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "Good luck tonight! have fun", "i wish i was going to be with my ST girls tomorrow", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "On train with at least two gaggles of teenagers sitting & the commuters squished standing in the back...at least the teenagers let me sit", "omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "just got to kansas city and excited for a fun weekend with my family, my sis, parker and josh", "Almost lost my phone.", "Enjoyed this week off work, back next week", "is desperatly hoping my dad takes me to vanessa`s game", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "One good deed deserves another. I hope to help someone else some day", "Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "_ai_08 Yeah hopefully but if not then maybe i can save up and get it for christmas .. we will find out", ": thx for the follow!", "thinking about recent job opportunities and hoping to get one! and gettng ready for church", "ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "_and_Zi Thanks! I`m on my way now", "Oh I believe you... sooo thinks she belongs elsewhere, I say I dont think so...", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "off to my cousins confirmation + confirmation party", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "fingers crossed that my neighbor can sign for my UPS package today, otherwise it may be bye-bye pretty skirts", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!", "hopefully I`ll get to see HTB next week and LA really soon!! Can`t wait!!!", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3", "I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!", "Gonna get my ticket to Las Vegas today. Gotta check my milage. Can`t wait till August", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/", "Wants somebody to cheer her up", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "It depends if you are having fun or not...", "Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "Im so just heading home", "hey girl, what`s up? what r u gonna do today?", "TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.", "Fear not! You deserve alot, you care for animals. )) I`ll get some food, don`t worry!", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "My picture won`t update.", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "I am back from the best party ever", "_x I`ve got my essay plan written out now Looking for a couple of references, then I`ll get writing!", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "Is you cat clean again? Hope so ;) ****", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "I can`t get to bed", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "I got the ticket dismissed", "I was thinking that too this morning. Don`t worry it soon passes", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "I`d have responded, if I were going", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "i`ll get my size 40`s out now, straight to the post office See you later, hun", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?", "two. Just going to visit someone", "I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", ": yay! it will be good to have you back", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "Just got it a few hours ago! So not yet!", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY" ]

[ "... I want to die. I want to TAKE my own life, forever. She`s trying to get me to do a duet.", "Looks like another sleepless night dedicated to homework. Sorry in advance, Ms. Chapman.", "so tired from school and work. shower than neighboures.", "_R Drive-in!? srsly!? *jealous* I have never ever been to one. there is one down the rd, but it`s no longer operational :|", " forgot to answer your kindle question yesterday. honestly, haven`t used it much. have two paperback books i want 2 read first.", "shakalohana week two of flat wavez no surfin", " haha it`s ok. i really don`t like getting to other businesses so its Ok,", " You poor thing Hang in there. -****- luf joe", "Its sooooooooo not funny when I have to move from computer to computer to render and draw. Come on, Revit! AutoCAD was never this bad.", "Finally get to lay down for a bit i have a major headache", "Monday...Funday! Wake up people...and keep me awake please Today is going to be a long one..I can already feel it. Eww", "_Cullen10 I wish you were here with me right now", " soooo jelous of you right now", "needs to get over this fever grrrrr....", "Dollhouse was saved!!! Its coming back for another season!!! Too bad scrubs isn`t", " I told u I tried but 88 said it was 2 late cause the girl I was with took 4ever 2 get ready. they wanted to meet up by 11." ]

[ "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "Going out. A barbeque maybe?", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "Almost 2 more hours then i`m out of work. Time couldn`t go by any slower.", "Years ago, my brother saw you and Bruce walking on the sidewalk in Sanibel. I used to live on Pine Is. Great place", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "about to hit the sheets.", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "Jus hit the casa, changing my swag cloth. Would it be the Pradas or the Dunks tonight??", "what happened to your phone", "Running around town with Kathleen....she`s leaving me for a month..", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?", "_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "Sweet booth at Newport... But all the people are outside http://post.ly/hEb", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "I second that. I wish it rained more where I am", "No money... and No Car...", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "can`t believe the weekend is over already! Where does the time go? Had a nice day with the fam. today. Mum had a good day too.", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "I think it`s time to take a shower & get ready for the dayy. I hope we go shopping while we`re in Mason today. I want new clothes!!", "now i`m done! good nite", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "good morning tweeties! what to do today? I am all rested up from Richmond and ready to hit the beach!", "Hi, California is cool! Here in Budapest/Hungary it`s too cold and cloudy today but usually it`s hot in the summer)", "Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone", "****, my photo is gone!", "TGIF!! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today. And I`m stuck inside.", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "left the bases loaded...", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "Going home. Hope one of you out there saw the play.", "great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "comes home in two days", "Seriously though. Amazing night.", "Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "what`s going on ?", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "got a super cold!", "...No more adventure time", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "gotta love the summer", "Where is the sun!!", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "Remind me to get out & take a pic of my blooming clematis before the wind storm tomorrow.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?", "warmed up nicely outside. sucks being stuck inside coding", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "off to work for the day", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "im not going to my dads tonight !!!!! and hes got a 12 foot pool he has to tell me that hes got things when im not going **** !!", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "Nope, I`m on my way home now.", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "first puppy gone 2 new home.", "No Rockin on the River for me, tonight...", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "The sun is breaking through the clouds!...and now it`s covered up again.", "getting ready so i can go out", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "Metro from trader joe to 71st closed so many firemen and cops wth happened?! Walking home bus can`t go further ohh", "washed eye out but got water up my sleeve", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr", "I would love to see the sun again. It has been raining here for 3 days now.", "So glad its friday! Only 1 week of schol left. im glad its almost summer though.", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "And it`s starting to get cold", "Loving the sunshine! Wish poor Richie would feel better", "Right, is too glorious a day to be sat inside....must go and do something more active! Have a good day all", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93", "Leaving Wildwood tomorrow but Luke says we will be back soon!", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo" ]

[ "Not good news Time for an incredibly hard decision.", " I still haven`t figured out what to do with them, sadly So It`ll take some more research before I know what`s what.", " I`m a jerk... now I can`t go out Dammit Frank, why do I suck so bad?", "My poor phone is nekkid without its cover.", "I feel bad over everything.. How can I be so stupid? Why was I so harsh? Its my fault, I know it. I`m sorry SaVvy, love you guys<3", " darn! now we have to go through the WHOLE weekend without em`", " sorry but I`m not impressed in the slightest b/c u don`t eat ****..more like saddened and confused", "Is Bored. Waiting Till 7:06 To Go Out To Tha Bus", " oh jealous. Though you`re missing the fried potato bread", "feels sad coz i wasnt able to play with the guys!!! http://plurk.com/p/wxiux", "Just found out my Abuelo in Aguadilla is not doing well", "There is something wrong with me! I`m so tired I can barely keep my eyes open. Yet all I`ve done for the last 3hrs is toss & turn in bed", "last day of school so sad", " Yes bb There are actually 2 of them, but the other one I don`t really give a **** about.", "it makes me want to cry when 2 grown men discuss characters on All My Children.", "I hate TweetDeck when it reaches access limits" ]

[ "Friday Night Magic last night, I lost so bad I suck at draft", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "Or a Mexican wrestler. They year capes too. You probably haven`t the build for it though.", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "thank/ u guys so so much for helping me out on the followers thing! but im probably not gonna win cause i dont have 100 followers yet!", "haha wats this about?", "I meditate, I feel I am vast, very vast. do you know it?what do you think about?", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "gonna walk around for an hour now :I but I`m totally motivated! Wahahaha", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "LOL that`ll teach me to blindly trust amazon search results without reading!", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "hmm.. idk that song.", "babe i`m just **** around! just bored! no need to worry", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself", "Jogged in the forest with Nina. Heavy wind reminded I need to set up some turbines: free electricity.", "I saw you started following me - Welcome - what do you do in AKL and for whom?", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "I`m new at this and I don`t have any friends now! please comment !", "Why are you scared of the mouse? If you can figure out *why* you`re scared, maybe you can deal with your fear.", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", ": Where are you?", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "_louise Lucky me. There are mystery ingredients as well", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "As old as the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe & everything. That`s 42, for all the non-Hitchikers Guide fans", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "everybody is awake (well not everybody, u know what i mean. ma friends) haha, and I`m having fun AIMing them", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "I dont know where to get my hair cut!", "So what do you do when you wake up? Morning by the way", "there`s just no air", "Hey! It`s easy...Just type what you`re doing! Just like facebook, but much simpler. Have a good day!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "No surprise there. They probably don`t know themselves where it is", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "Undervote is just going on I`m all overalled up", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "Hi! Im Barb frm IA. New to tweetin. Enjoy reading ur tweets. U seem like a wonderful person..I KNOW ur a wonderful actress", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "had someone tell me tonight 'there are only 2 states to be in, QLD and Pissed'", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...", "says I`m tutoring my cousin! http://plurk.com/p/rpp57", "What up? Why no tweets. Are you also filming in a place w/ no signal? .Hmmm.", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now", "Constructivist learning theory - anybody? Oh wait..... there`s always wikipedia right?!", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc", "cool! ok yeah see i dont have the old files with separate vocals so im trying to punch em all up as one track(all i can do)", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "morrrning. time for school. (: time to learn!", "yeah I saw, looks like hard work, But I would know whats upp handsome", "I can`t really say much because none of it is set in stone.. but I`m planning a charity concert for Cystic Fibrosis", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "Getting ready for school - second maths test today also its my last day of 3rd year!! Next week i will officially be in 4th year", "not sure where the real state market is moving confused either hold or go ahead with the plans?", "- I produce/direct/film/edit... I write... I coordinate events... I manage Don Fetti... there ain`t much I don`t do!", "Come online! I need someone to talk to", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Created a new album on my Facebook for my Phantom cross stitch I want to track my own progress so I feel like I am getting something done", "time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me", "is it in crowntown? i think i may just meet you there? let me get ready and ill let you know", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed" ]

[ " OOO YUK !! thats not good Im retching as we tweet", "hm...still workin on my contract.hmm...i`m feelin awful..", " I know I think I`m like dieing!", "Chatted with my old schoolmates. Awww I miss my Highschool.", " Lol Only if you make me that cookie. I`ll hit you up.", "Took calculus exam today, I think that I did well. I messed up one derivative identity though Well, I never miss that one again.", "Insomnia at its finest. Go to bed at 11:30, fully awake at 2. Grrr. Anyone want to call mee?", "Home w/bae & Myka.. He`s so meann", "hates not being able to see his monitor. I have about 25 minutes before the sun is not blinding me", "will be lonely for 4 days because will be in baguio. http://plurk.com/p/x2apl", " Psych has to be better than neuro! Or at least in a better part of town? I miss you", "We need to remodel the house and the thoughts of doing it make me kind of ill He has one way and I have anouther, I just want to move. !", "ahhh!!!! u know what really sucks??? i sprained my toe!! OUCH!!", " Umm..ok..just don`t start cats on fire.. ...promise", " I think you were dreaming that! However, my memory does suck so maybe not", "Bears, beets, and... ****, never mind How about SG1, take-out, and wasabi vodka with ginger ale and lime..." ]

[ "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "hope yer ok hunny", "LoL!! I still would have got a look at his face just in case!!", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "Filming at a carnival for my music video... It reminds me of the Cherry Festival that I used to go to back home... Ahhh memories...", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "Took yesterday off & treated myself to an outfit & shoes, I have not treated myself in a while, my mothers day gift to me", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "We don`t really offer that service as we`re web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "Or maybe its just us ....", "omg in your pic youu look so cuute !", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "i`d prefer 'observationally insightful', but call it as you see it. my ice cream`s just too fancy tonight.", "Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "i tried to help", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "why would they take a photo with stuffed animals?! that`s pretty funny", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "Writing or making sense ?", "yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "#avatarcamp photos, perhaps? lol (just itching to see them!)", "i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "waiting for the battery to charge for my new DSLR", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "K - I can hack if I have directions have multiple social net sites & I think this is a cool add but we chose not 2 go MU", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "well if you`re ever headed back to the west coast, hit me up. I have a tiny place, but we can hack and hang out at the beach", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "I don`t have a subject line on my phone... just normal texts.", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "_club wished I could have been there last night. Sounds like it was rocking! Can`t wait to see pix or vids", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol", "thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?", "I have to go to work with out my and", "it`s like 20 bucks for 10 shots what kind of camera do you have?", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "With my jordie for a little bit", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "jake thomas looks so precious :`( i hate when they say 'there it is i see the white light' in every ghost whisperer show", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "yeah, not meant to be", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "Created a new album on my Facebook for my Phantom cross stitch I want to track my own progress so I feel like I am getting something done", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "_Honi Might be cute to do a little picture book called 'The little book of boring'", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "hmm is following me and to think, they declined thehodge.co.uk for inclusion into there network", "as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "lol i cant drink!!", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "if i had a car", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "i should have shouldnt i, im happy you enjoyed it cos im thoughtful like that you see, and YAYA i hav 20 followers woop", "I might give it another go.", "the sing store won`t work.", "Ok peeps...I`m not crazy...I was twittering 2 someone but had no idea how 2 direct msg from my cell! Blonde moment!", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Need to sleep but can`t", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "what have you been up to ?", "haha. Your a loser. ily", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way" ]

[ "I`m taking a twitter break. Cell is dying", "hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me", "I need to wake up earlier so I`m actually tired enough to fall asleep", "For _inLaPush because she misses Quil so... Far Away ~Nickleback ? http://blip.fm/~5z639", " i would but i have nowhere to go and no one to go with", "is so hungover. what a crazy night. i`m also in the bad books with mother!!", "Not looking forward to the upcoming week...My better half will be gone all that time! It`s TRULY GONNA SUCK BIG TIME!", " someone is ignoring me & being mean..", " I do the same thing to anybody covering dave... haha... we don`t like people messing with perfect music.", " my keys were cracking and ****. I kind of miss my old phone already.", "Taking care of yucky stuff.", "$#@! My nose stud fell out and I can`t find it Looks like I`ll have to head into Amsterdam today and get a new one", "left school just now. my new dress broke, the strap ripped off", " I`m having exactly the same day you are, man. Just buried over here #FollowFriday", "Oh please! I wanted to complete an unfinished tweet, and 5 tweets cropped up in between! and now my tweet looks dorky.", "I`m grounded til tomorrow. Sorry to anyone I made plans with. It`ll have to be tomorrow. (annoyed) http://plurk.com/p/x332r" ]

[ "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "oh nos, what happened", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "Its payday! Yay! For all the good it does. Bills bills bills....I`m broke again already", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "working my way through this casualties discography. have to pull weeds later ...", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "just got home and i got to freakkin clen", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "and i had our first fight", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online", "yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend", "Warren has just died.. hannah has been killed.. and I`m gutted!!! I love warren (even if he is nasty!!)", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "tehe. It was on the 9th", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "no, sir, they did not! i was amazed when i woke up this morning.", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "so now i dont get my car back til monday. boooo", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "super frustrated, and taking it out on the one`s I love! I love you, Paul!", "No churchill downs for me tomorrow", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "My dad had to bury ours six weeks ago. She became his after I left for college fourteen years ago. Long time to have a kitty.", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "Working god I hate it haha", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "Infamous should have arrived today. But it didn`t...", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "its been clownin since it got flooded in htown in april. Got it repaired or so I thought.", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "i heard one of your songs, and you have an amazing voice i was stunned", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "Oh It was marathon ****? mahasha", "you were great. just awesome. i was crying cuz i wanted to be there so bad", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "Yay!! My computer came today. Too bad it`s being held hostage at my parents` house until I can pick it up", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "ROFLMAO! I feel inspired to go start a huge bonfire now", "Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "Wow, can`t believe Monday is here again already. I hope everyone is well today", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Now to go home and cry", "I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "I can`t have any.", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "FRIDAY so freakin happy today was an annoying day buuut WEEKEND! TGIF<3", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "Undervote is just going on I`m all overalled up", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "when i decide to be on time for something, that devil is always there to counteract! Frustrating but not discouraging...", "_127 LOL Just remember how it was after my car accident", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "Official whine-tweet for today. Nothing specified", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "nice .. I can`t ever get that from my ex!", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "My whole immediate will be in the same city until some point tomorrow afternoon. This is monumental", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "James and I battle over everything too! It`s kind of a love-hate relationship", "yeah, not meant to be", "*meow* a week ago today was here and we were road trippin", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "but i know i can`t", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "What a meeting... YAY more work for me" ]

[ " My friend is a massive Beatles fan, and she wasn`t impressed", "Dislocating your thumb= more painful than dislocating your toe. I was reminded of this today (thankfully, by my toe). Still feels weird", "darn it. I did it again.! keep forgetting that darn 'D' for DM`s.....", "_uk o2 - train from Bristol to London. It`s terrible - and no wifi", " I need a hug I`m doing my junior cert this week and I`m totally stressed out :`(", "i have become my mothers slave.", " why canceled your performance on Letterman? i`m So sad because it is less an option for you.", " I only do computers. Am hopeless at everything else", " sigh..... exams aint no wer neaaarr finished!! i have 3 next week... bin stressd... and i aint guna b bak till end june!", "I miss the seniors already", " dbl booooooo for being sick, flippin blows! ... bahaha i kno i dont have many friends on here either. i feel so lame haha", " _lord Can`t we just all get along?", "my littelist fish, udon, is dearly departed", "Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!", " Im in so deep its disgusting. I would even take a LITTLE help. BUt alas i sense it will never happen . . .", " :: I know the feeling Its a little depressing :S" ]

[ "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "Nothing wrong with that samantha", "Naw forget it then. I will only if u take them", "_jackson already there`s none left back to cabbage soup", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo! Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "blah blah blah.... just kidding dude i`ve never had anyone offer up their stem cells before haha!", "Hate this song ? http://blip.fm/~5jg6f", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "me to mi sausage", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "i want to gooo", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "ouchie Did u take some Excedrine? Thats the ONLY thing that kills my headaches FAST!", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "wondering what on earth is this new tools for", "no email? just kidding, it can wait filling out form now... seriously.", "You don`t get them anymore?", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "I have nothing witty to say", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "LOL...I think it`s safe to say that we are not alone in our thinking!", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "that would be most ideal. However...now I dont see myself leaving before 3 Gonna have to take a rain check", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "oww...just bit my tongue", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "wow,that must be sooo cool", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", "_Kaufer You cant argue w/them, as they actually have zero things to complain about so they make stuff up", "Yeah, yeah. Less #degenerate than current occupants of U.S. House of Reprehensibles. You can bet on that. Like MineThatBird.", "yummy yummy ice creammm i hate heels &whoever made this pair.", "i won`t make u cry", "Just funny sitting here with external keyboard, mouse, and macbook on bed just looks strange but it`s comfortable", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "exactly Prime Minister doesn`t need take care this issue", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "its ok. im juz curious", "Watching The Nightmare Before Christmas <3 Ask me if I care that neither Halloween nor Christmas is any time soon", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "Dear god i hope they save it. http://www.the-impossible-project.com/", "that`s a brilliant idea! only one buzz though", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "going to have bfast now", "wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky", "Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "i know, don`t tell anyone i dont know if my dad told the famz yet. i think i`m taking it online.", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "I can`t shes taken my keys to muh car.", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "ah wait! we can only go if you can get us to and from cos my mom`s tires are nonlong distance till she can buy some new ones.", "_zero its cool, and thats good", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "_marris I know. I`ll have to get some soon", "*cough cough hack hack", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "I don`t want her to leave..", "mmm thanks, if u get too stoned and eat it thats cool", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "Ooooh! I thought eggos were some kind of synthetic egg or egg sustitute or something. You crazy Americans", "pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks", "I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "haha no problem, it`s fun isn`****", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.", "Really? A good distraction now. I`ll check it right. now.", "I listening Your album on youtube. So awesome. But i can`t buy it", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "Alternate name for a 'Bacon Mary'... A 'Bloody Piggy!' ;) (I have to give my boyfriend credit for that idea!)", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Awww my lovies! Yes I love it all. And I`m totally finishing my buffalo sammich after a few hits off the new bongie. <3", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "whaa? you really should. 2 and 3 are definitely optional, though. I liked them, but I`m also crazy.", "That`s okay... I didn`t want to watch shelby anyway!", "hehehe!! Are you tryna find another condom better get u for boxes cuz ima take u thru all of em", "ya i can never watch any of them :l" ]

[ "Mad tired. But it`s the hols! I miss chomp chomp terribly!", " No. Its a bug in coding. Go into the forum then do reg. Let me know if that work!", "#bgt Can`t watch anymore", " She! Maybe that was our first mistake. Not everyone is as cool as (brown nose moment)", " Idk. I`m only a stupid 7th Grader", "Please read my blog http://amandallynn.blogspot.com/ I`m not having the best day", "don`t think that went well, was only in there for 15 mins", "another song that makes me cry and cry all day and night long.", "Off to Nanaimo 2day... missing my son already and i havent even left yet", " cool. my **** itch. got sunburned at the volcano", "Well that sucked except for the company I had. Go Kelly.", " I apparently have crappy typing skills...lol sorry", " jealous it looks like schindler`s list in toronto", "This is not a happy tweet", "isnt going to the movies!! i got grounded", "Hey where my left ****? She never respond bacc.." ]

[ "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "I will I enjoyed doing the peg bags, I`ve adapted the design for a tote bag Bit cuter than I normally do", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "i am letting you read this.......", "I have had to yield my computer to the Webkinz Fan Club...", "_NKOTB LOL you r not a loser u drove 8 hours in a day.. U need rest of was it 2 days? I`m still tired lol", "hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely", "I <3 Owl City.", "_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "listening to faith spirituality and the internet", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "nice on the jet ski testing! Hope the book is going well. Cheers for adding me, got twitter after watching the gadget show", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "Dunno yet, would LOVE to though! I keep missing them any other time for some reason :S & have fun!", "two months from today till I`m Mrs. Josiah!! ahhhH!", "hahahahah!! 04 would be the chief contributors. lol.", "looking forward to the reading this post as I like your `no ****` writing and often learn a few things", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg", "I don`t get it...", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "just woke up from a nap...", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "testing out ymtumbkr on my iphone http://tumblr.com/xiy1qycvc", "hale yeahhh that`s the coolest part about it ;) hahaha. And I can match grieco!", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "cool what did you get?", "_ hehe go dye it beb! put more blonde innn mine is lighter than it was, left it in a bit too long oops><", "Yeah, it`s good. Just startled me.", "welcome to my life", "While on vacation, having golden times spamming Google by 5.350 redirects. http://bit.ly/18kwzh", "is up, slightly later than planned... gunna get this essay done 2day!!", "morrrning. time for school. (: time to learn!", "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "shouldn`t have stayed up til almost 2 reading 'rules' but i did. such a good book. totally worth the sleep deprivation.", "claires party was amazing! headache.", "you were greeeeeeaaaaatttttttt babe!! It was amazing!", "lol same here....wish there was a way to microsize everything...lol", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "looks like you need a local marketing person. I`m booked for 2 gigs in Vegas that day", "besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy", "After a week staying with my Grandmother, I`m home in Lopatcong. . Can start my new book tonight. http://twitpic.com/4w1s0", "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "I`m on my way...!", "I gots a Pandora bracelet for my birthdaaaay", "how fun! where is the twitpic! I had purple hair once...", "I`ll put your name on the list", "it was good. Next time you get oohed you know where to go!", "hi holly i`ll volunteer to try it out first for u! hope ur having a fab weekend xoxox...", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "I think I just found my purse soulmate. But its not in my budget", "i have a degree,****!!! moving t o dallas in a few hours", "It`s Just So Audioo.", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR", "Adventures with jamie and bethhh", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "Hahahahahahahahahah! That tickled me so much!", "I had a great date last night...tried to find the CDCaves with Daniel it was HILARIOUSLY FUN!!!", "My birthday is a week from today!", "I am using an on-screen keyboard", "_n Where can I get some?", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "I managed to find few places where you can combine fun, pleasure and savings but it took some planning though", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "You have a DM amigui", "___ haha im gonna follow my dreams now well...ur dream haha im still reading over it for the 90th time :p", "Aw how come ur up so early? love ur youtube vids btw", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "_rothlisberger That`s **** awesome! *bookmark*", "oh cool i can`t wait!! yours are awesome!!!", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "just got back home... bored now", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "learning for school now ...", "__O lol but tiz a good song", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "You know... time was, you could look at a Web page`s source code and figure out how it worked. Now it takes a lot more effort.", "i jus love doin night shifts...will be done in an hour", "I`m now a member of the street!!", "aww if I could, I would... GBY ;)", "Your post reminded me to sit something out. Looks like steak for dinner", "I`m on Twitter now... how cool am I? and now let`s go to McDo", "made my pin hole camera todaaaaay. need to get some film now! http://tinyurl.com/cw8wp2", "hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks", "glad you liked the quote (Integrity...) - it was in one of my more productive moments", "Woo Hoo.! I made it to one of your Favorites! See.... Monday`s Rock!!", "sounds like you`ve had a nice weekend lady!", "just had a gym sesh.", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "dreamwidth, a new journaling site that just went into open beta.", "Lmao i know !! pleaseeee reply You got any replies yet? :L x", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks", "funny you should say...am filling it out as we speak ;) cheers!", "I`m only 6` 0'", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "Sooo, I spent most of my day sitting at home in front of the computer in my pajamas...I love these days.", "wow i`m soo hungover", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "Random has an a" ]

[ "_Marls Nah I got bare work to do, 3 weeks left and I`m bare behind", " wat u doin my bad im mixin this song", " Don`t leave forever! We`ll miss you too much", "I`ve got a headache !!!", "funeral at 2. today is going to be bad.", " Trickery? No, just exasperation at seeing **** Pride hijacked by a politics bigger and uglier then anything it`s meant for", "Man i am being boring today not tweeting How are you guys?", " of course its not coming to boise", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", "in science class right now... urgh... stupid project.. don`t wanna go to track after school! too tired! lol", "OH NO TODAYS JAY LENOS LAST SHOW!!! WE`LL MISS U MR. LENO", " If i say PLEASE REPLY TO ME DOUGIE, will you do it? I double dare you", " wow... you`re doing this all through text? I would get tired after a while", "Wtf was that **** 5 mins before the marked closed...FAZ you cost me 4 grand", " Your not alone im gutted i missed the convention too!", "hurt my left knee somehow last night, hurts to walk" ]

[ "thanks for the recommendation! I was not following, am now", "HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "_it_good den fell asleep on me!!!", "I know But maybe by then you will have forgotten about it, and it will be like Christmas in July!!", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "No! Strange, each time we return I feel like I have come home and yet I have no Spanish blood that I know of....", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "Wow - the dude said I was better than Bobbi Lewis.. never heard the guy - but I take that as a compliment (just read the BL web site)", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Darn, I had one and it slipped right through my fingers", "@ the Eldorado house, goodbye Aliante house. *Memories made, memories fade!", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call", "Bored and kinda lonely, my parents went up to the lake. I didn`t have a friend to bring up so i knew i was bored and didn`t go.", "****, I`d be interested in working with Care2, but I don`t live in SF anymore", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "stopped working on the image database awhile ago to help Greg with his term paper. Now chit chatting with Greg.", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "had a great day...and now I`m off to bed. tomorrow I`m back in sd", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request", "bye bye South Beach....u never let me down", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)", "Done studying bout the earth", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "_66 I haven`t had slip-ons in years, since my checkered days. Matter of fact I only have my torn up all black classics.", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "hey i know ya dont know me but i wanted to say yopu have helped me a lot i was over in iraq and i wanted to thank you", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try", "Gonna miss Thick As Blood next Friday", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Wish my headache/almost migraine would go away!", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "_0 so all done with wow blogging eh? *huggles*", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "Yeah, I`ve never seen that! But, I guess I`ve never really needed it.", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! really, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]" ]

[ "Not looking forward to next week: Maths, Geography, English and French exams, totalling 7 hours", " no news on the kid. They can`t find the parent!", "is done painting all the bedroom furniture, I still have to do the table but it will wait until after the move. Uggh moving in the heat", " Ugh, you people and your fancy trips to Italy while I`m slaving away at this computer.", " but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol", " Not a fan of the layout change of hyperlinks. I don`t like the indentation and, well, I`m clicking and no link shows.", "Ugh cant sleep on this bus. still have like 5 hours", "Wow one year today Luc Bourdon was killed, doesn`t seem that long ago", "waiting to go to 4th period to get the final over with. omgg im sooo gonna fail", " I`m @ work and missed everythin yesterday but don`t know wot? Anybody", "Honza takes his flight back to the Czech Republic in the morning I`m really going to miss him.", "_xD Si pero parece que las personas de facebook no estan de acuerdo (that was probably all wrong, but I tried...)", "Why do I always have a headache?", "oh godddd I coughed up a little bit of taco", "revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing", "`Look at the tadpole`... `No! ... Look at me!!!` ... Foolish dog http://yfrog.com/05ixbj" ]

[ "Day off with nothing to do", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "lol i cant drink!!", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "where has my sleep run off to??", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "definitely, or even just 'i`ll call you', they never do how was ur day? ****", "i was awake 7 hours ago, should have checked twitter", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "thanks for the answer I had been wondering the whole week", "I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "I work in one hour", "I cannot I have a full day of activities lol", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "I don`t want her to leave..", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "no more brother for 2 weeks.....", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "that`s what i was last night", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "_gal of course! *cough* I mean, no, 1.5 hours extra testing and debugging time", "cant believe ER is all over", "Well I asked you a few days ago and you said money was the only thing holding you back Saturday or something", "Happy Friday! I just realized I left my cell phone at home today though", "I wish I was able to talk to you.", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "I would never do such a thing! The only thing more awesomerer is the 15 minute walk to work", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "Wow thanks a lot! I can`t believe I didn`t think of that. XD", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "I sent you a message.", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "gotta get up in a few hours...booo gooodnight!", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "I`m medal drivin` home in 3 hours!", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "is it a worldwide number? caause for some reason my phone wont dial the number", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "You such a good friend <3 I miss you so much", "I go into the room for the first time in weeks and you`re off cleaning", "fingers crossed for you.", "Ready to go home 2 more hrs of wrk", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Just got out of work", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "oh no!!! well..... When you get back lots of pictures!!!", "feel like going home and sleep till the next day!", "congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol", "You forgot moi #twpp", "I really need to update this more.", "I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?", "http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon", "last full day of vacation", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "the times they are a changing", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "im not at litle oven tonight" ]

[ "_skies cus it all got too much attention in the end, shes embarrased and i think it just got outta hand a bit poor girl ****", " noooooooooo my parrents found my stash", "Is it sad that I`m a little sad it was the last day of school? I am so ready to be done with it...but saying goodbye is hard.", " u suck! had i went to jail i couldnt tweet anymore", "anticipating a tough day ahead", " your face makes people laugh. cause you`re so ugly. so you`re half-way there", "Feel so depressed that I couldn`t save it... Thanks for nothing!", "Bout to get ready for work ugh i hate workin on fridays", " yeah it is I feel sad tho.", "tweeting from ally court for the last time.... its a sad sad moment", "OMG-ness it`s 11:18 pm and I need to beup early to set up my garage sale it starts a 8am, wish I said 9am. I`m beat.", " are you giving up on me oh well. It`s not the counting, it`s the math and the weighting (or lack of) that doesn`t make sense.", "missing on his birthday", "is soooo hungry right now! Why is it not lunch time!", "i`m a little sad that school ended today i`m moving so i`m going to miss all my new friends from this year. just got a hair cut", "Jane is really sad because she probably won`t get perfect on tonight`s quiz without the missing article. Should`ve asked someone for it." ]

[ "Morning don`t ask me why I`m up so early", "Okay, cool. Hope you had better dreams than you had last week.", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday", "o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl", "what can i say, i am a creatur of night, hmm, should be dne soon", "Bonjour.. Did you sleep well?", "Need a nap but I have to take 4 trains now", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "It`s been fine for me for like, a week, but now it just won`t load.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Hiyaaaaaa just got back from the scan! wow, was amazing, i cried haha, ****", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "Woke Up,I Wanna Stay In My bed", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "go on msn. i need to talk to you about something that happened today", "Good morning It`s raining here.", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "I`m on msn now", "Going to bed, night all", "MUAHAHAHHAHAHA... well, maybe they think I`m crazy or something. I haven`t scared yet though", "It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "starting to wonder if I`m going to get this job... came across as though i`d find work elsewhere if needs must... not intentionally", "chillen trying to figure this thing out gettin drunk", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "****...Ive gotten so much packed up already lmao, well little **** anyway. Either way, I have a good start", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!", "Goodmorning yall! I woke up to early", "Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s", "unhooking my pt`s, then home to SLEEP! SLEEP IS GOOD", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "my HD is full. need to cleanup a lot", "so i guess we r sleepin over.", "maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "going to sleep? why so early? Good night!", "has woken up feeling a little special...i dont thing drink the bar dry is on the cards. when i finally sober up its home time i think", "Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land", "gonna be in bed soon as Friday`s over soon, would like to plug in!!", "I woke up this morning thinking it is Saturday", "ok gotta get my sub before everyone wakes up", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "finally gonna get sum sleep that concert was crazy!!! God Bless those ministers!!!", "actually just woke up, going to attempt to see 17 again with Natalyy", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "wow i just slept till 2pm..again... good job me", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "Crawling into my den for the night now.", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?", "Just chillin` in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?", "It`s such a romantic novel!! I cried in the end Now I`m going to bed. I`m so tired.", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "getting ready for my first day at my new job", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", "My baby is going to her first sleepover tonight I`m gonna need a lot of wine to get me through today", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "morning.any plans for today?", "now there`s a fly in my room", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "I get motivated by the fact that I know I`ll wake up and be more productive if I go, then if I sleep in, just me though", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "It was indeed a lovely evening. Over far too quickly I got home at 1115 in the end. Coffee in bed this morning", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "Woke up and there was sun! And then it started to rain", "I just realized that im going home 2 weeks from today", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Time for a clean up.", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven`t in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed", "has an exam at 10am - I slept about 3 hours last night", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "nope not going be able to finish it tonight, got a few other things to do before bed", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...", "OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...", "i have the biggest headache right now, i washed my hair wif mum`s shampoo and now it`s gross i like my shampoo way better", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "????? ,my latest obession.", "Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "Eh, I`ve gotta go to bed anyways. Goodnight." ]

[ " It is sad... I feel bad when I hear it. They look like mid 30`s. It`s like something u wld see on lifetime", "Our plane had landed!! FINALLY gonna get to board...an hour late. stupid rain!!!", "wat a stressful week i jus hope everything falls into place 4me", " LMAO!I was JUST thinking how I **** hate @ least 3 people that I`m following...but I haven`t unfollowed em` yet. I`m a loon.", "good morning twitterworld! slept too less..", " Think you should do a tour in England, we dont got to see any aweomse people !!", "Checking out Ciege Cagalawan`s S/S Collection and I am regretting that I did not see his collection tonight I got invites!", "'Isn`t she lovely? Isn`t she beautiful?' Sorry Stevie, you`re not really in a position to make that judgement #steviewonder", " i changed my mind dammit!! a Tsar can change his mind at any time without no prior notice", "Exhausted after coming home from a swim this morning! It`s more tiring than I remember! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "gotta go twitterers (?) my stupid sister wants to go on facebook oging to montreal 2morrow so i wont be on for a while! bye!! XoXox <33", " i had terrible trouble with `sp` words as a child, would drop the `s` pider, pade etc, needed lessons. bad memories", "i have no idea wtf im doing", " You`ll be missed!! Bring me back a keychain!", "I`m in French and we don`t have a teacher. One hour left til school ends.", " shud up! lol my device thing doesn`t work" ]

[ "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.", "ok bye alex have fun today", "no school today! that`s greeeeeat!", "you have no interview today?", "is finally starting her assignments", "my body isnt itching anymore", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Yesssssssssss! A rocket to the moon is going on warped!", "This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp: Sun May 10 10:57:44 CEST 2009", "Not a problem at all sis - respect due", "Is actually feeling awake today", "Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "You`ve been featured on #ykyat http://ykyat.com/~37nnd", "Today was fun <333", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "Craziier are off of msn!", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "I designed a new shirttttt.", "ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "I also believe in some things are meant to happen.", "Watching Everything Is Illuminated and dreaaaming<3", "I`ve already done my washing, I have a spring in my step this morning", "_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it", "Good Morning Chairman of the board! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFM0pYyUcy its a living thing....!", "looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now", "@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "i so can`t be bothered working tomorrow!", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", "Ill catch you at the very last second", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "im sure jont wont mind sharing", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two", "i`m a bum today", "Thank you! One day at a time, right?", "_10k much appreciated! yeah, it sure is a challenge and a great reward. wouldn`t trade it for anything.", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "ROFL - me too.", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", "i know! This season has just zoomed by!", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "nice recolouring of your page nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!", "Enough already about Wolfram Alpha: The Next Google, Or the Next Cuil? http://bit.ly/6HESZ", "BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though", "omg wow I hope everything is ok now", "No surprise there. They probably don`t know themselves where it is", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "is 500 words into a 10 minute speech on 80s teen movies. due wednesday. blah blah. can`t wait for the glenn ball!", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "_Neith James just doesn`t take a bad pic! Colossal loveliness! (wondering if I spelt colossal right...)", "better than throwing them out", "Too much details !!! (But glad he is better)", "OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "just watching ncis complete first season", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "it`s not a test to find cancer, it`s just some stuff in regards to; in this case, positive results would be a good thing", "What`s all your fault?", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "The only thing about preparing 5 sermons in one week is just when you think you are done...you have to prepare the powerpoint slides", "oh ok I guess next time then!", "it is! ive done somethign like 200 updates today :S", "I`m on my way...!", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "lol what!! where is it!", "I want it NOW.. finally found what I wanted ..", "haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)", "waiting for the last video to be rendered. while watching episode 11", "http://twitpic.com/4wh4d - this is a very pretty picture", "cool what did you get?", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "wow! that is an *awesome* review; carry it with you everywhere; laminate it; read it when down;just plain cool", "that`s really ultra sweet", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "i`m defying gravity. and nobody in alll of oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring me down", "_rothlisberger That`s **** awesome! *bookmark*", "You gave me the inspiration for my last update.", "Lester? Guessed her? Yester-day? You can think of something. No cop outs now.", "http://twitpic.com/4jkes - Here`s your follower count.", "whatever pung ! haha.. i dont care. JK", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "its definitely coming, hope ur ready!", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "Thanks! Funny cause it`s true!", "I took my ring out...", "Job??????? Not so much.", "Viviann`s all minee. Yummm", "Hey! That`s about what ours was... for round 1. :/ Round 2 next week...", "http://twitpic.com/2aa0m - So this is where you`re getting the $$$ for the island", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "The one and the same! Should be a good gig", "My sources say no" ]

[ "_ndo OMG I`m so sorry. I`m the worst employee ever. My hard drive just failed taking the survey data with it", "URL in previous post (to timer job) should be http://bit.ly/a4Fdb. I`d removed space which messed up URL. ^ES", "gor i am soo bored, man i don`t think i could get any more bored", " yeah, that does sound a bit bad man... i got **** exam week this week", " your knowledge of X-men is starting to scare me", " So sorry I missed it!", "Ha, i`m giving spymaster a chance - just curious! will miss u", "Watching GH. I feel so bad for Carly. OMG, so **** up.", "My poor phone is nekkid without its cover.", "Man, Monday sucks. What I wouldn`t give to be a rich beach bum, diving in a tropical lagoon every day, eating fresh fruit and fish...ahhh", " **** that is awful... could not believe it at first... so sad", "_Greta That is so not good. Your box is worth way more than that!", "The pool is just not fun without Tim in it...", " is a no show for lunch. Eating solo at noodles", "Placed a $2 bet on a sure thing and lost. no more betting for me!", " i am sorry i don`t like girls ~that way" ]

[ "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "Hey! I need that book to go with my Amy Sedaris. is finishing it now, you say? ;)", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "Making an iMovie of college", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back good luck!", "ugh i wish this school year would go faster so i can move on in life", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "Okay will work on that too but please remind me again", "my myspace profile is OLLLD NEWSZ i need to editeditedittt", "PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)", "Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep", "Auditions are good but, Iam super nervous! That is one of my virtues", "will be MIA until june 13.. finals", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "I`ll have to take a picture of the moon tomorrow night not gonna happen today :/", "I`ll use that for my next defense.", "can you please have a short stakc competition", "I think I did okay on my Math Test today. I really really really hope I did. If I didn`t I swear I will get SO mad at myslef.", "Then I`ll need plenty of quizzes to get through the work day.", "one week till exam block", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "I need some motivation in my life, oh and some love would be nice too", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "might start Spanish...any min now....nope just can`t do it! ****", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "Well best of luck", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "hm i`m happy but i want to join drama practice today !", "well, someone told me it`s only there for two weeks i`m going again next week with a friend IN SCHOOL TIME :p ...", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "on my way too school. be back later...", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "I`m jealous...i need 2 escape 2, lol.", "really wants to go see AI tonight.", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "I`m making a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "haha ...i`ll let you know how the show was ... hope here in romania they will show it on Mtv.Sunday morning I have an exam", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", "I is goin to bed now", "What`s the focus of your Sunday 4e game?", "have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "I`m writing more fanfic.", "BTW, `nathanfillion` is trying to beat his Flight Control score as well, maybe you should follow each other?", "I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "off to my Psychology class.", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "bout 2 have 1 more drink then imma head in da house", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "In Study Hall with Brittneyy!!", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "i have a crush on someone!", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "My throat is on fire", "I`m glad I don`t have class on Fridays. I need the break! Algebra test on Wednesday", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "i had to make sure I was looking at the right game summary...", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "today is going to be a long day", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", ", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT", "youre not supposed to...", "I think i need some new friends", "is desperatly hoping my dad takes me to vanessa`s game", "jfc, it needs to be the 23rd. i will have been graduated, and i ended up getting AWESOME hook-ups for FTSK and Rocket. so excited!", "Off to take a math quiz...on a friday....booo", "can i have itL", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "right. coursework now. PROMISE", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "I want a fake BLT....", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go" ]

[ " I`m sorry about your bad driving experiences.", " UGH I HATE QUEUEING", "i`m so tired of being sick ALL the time!!!!", "the downfall about relaxing later is mad manual labor now...just finish cleaning the fridge..and now to fold clothes..house work blues", " I`m trying really hard not to hate you.", "28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2", "im cold i still cant find my hoodie", " Not allowed to call as I live in the UK, my parents say it will cost to much Sucks !!", " and if you want to leaveeeee I can guranteee, you won`t find nobody, else like meeee", "I had the worst dream ever: the Lakers were losing 11 : ZIP & Courney Cox had a mohawk wtf.", "browsin thru the videos in my multiply and i saw the video u sang with my bf. i miss you, N. we all miss you. pls come back wherever u r.", "Okay so I`m trying to be happy and deal with my problems and my friends` also. Its hard", " I think I`ve been killed judging bt my energy after attacking just to see what happened #spymaster", " AHHHHHHH!!!!! its my 16th birthday And i cant belive i found out im seeing yous tonight Best present everr!!! <333333333", "weekend along with the summer is here so why do I feel sad?", "is still sick sigh" ]

[ "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "This is my favourite shirt, because its true. <3 grumpy. a) cute b) huggable c) life of the party (d)... http://tinyurl.com/q7eax7", "I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "Ah this is getting to me", "me me me! lol", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "not there but wish I were", "_Henrie how are you?what are you doing?answer me plz", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "funny you should say...am filling it out as we speak ;) cheers!", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "Polaroid film today?! I hope so. Green tea = Yum. I got a 8/9 on my appearance for my 'job' interview. Too much cleavage?", "i tried to help", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "for me they`re not", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "LOL OMG replied back to me out of all ppl!! THX", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "you and I apparently how are you?", "Mama? you`re the best thing that ever happen to me. thanks for everything & and sorry for hurting you... I LOVE YOU! <3", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Back then I didn`t know why you were misunderstood. So now I see thru ur eyes, all that u did was love. Mama, I love you", "its cuz you love me. dont make me sad", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "HAHA all because of chocolate? Always knew your heart was in your stomach. Wait till you try the truffles", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "Oh God bless you", "Around better.. How are you ?", "My mom said I eat a lot", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "Im hungry and its cold", "Hey boys, do you wanna see my teeth? (**** it, twitter don�t wanna change my picture)", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Nope wasn`t kidding at all. Sometimes I think of you as Forest Gump (during his running years).", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "I love you, though!", "`You Are What U Eat` isn`t EXACTLY true.. `You Are What U Digest` TodayISaProsperous &Productive Day! ThankUJesus! BeYEBlessed! hee hee", "dont think me ugly - but tha dumb **** is lookin a lill betta - an he know it!", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "did you get fired? *hugs*", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Really?? I feel special", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "I really need to lose weight. Anybody wanna be my exercise-buddy?", "i wish you still loved me", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "And so very you. You know I say it w/ nothing but love, dude.", "This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting" ]

[ "had a horrible sleep + in a rather bad mood", "I ate to much lunch...now I don`t want to work", "egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!", " hm, this not a good medium for much more then yes/no I am responding to previous posts,days ago, & other conversations we had", "shouts out to and ", " unfortunately I am stuck at work so I can`t get said prize", "Didn`t realize Animal Kingdom closes so early at 5:00 today. Now I`m stick in the exit traffic", "This class is really long and I`m really getting hungry", "I am sad that my kids were ungrateful today", " man i cant go on sunday cause im helping out all day at the piano recital. this sucks", "ahhh!!!! u know what really sucks??? i sprained my toe!! OUCH!!", "This month was a bad month to try and get an advert together for Kobold Quarterly", " shud up! lol my device thing doesn`t work", "I`m having a problem with my photo here in twitter amf!!!...can`t see my face!", "i miss !! she`s gone for the WHOOLLLLEEEE weekend!!! boo hoo", " i`ll miss y`all back... give my regards..." ]

[ "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Oh yah! My dad does that. But I don`t have a landline.", "almost died. Laptop screen was set to 100% brightness after I reinstalled Windows Vista. Got a headache now #insanedefaults", "waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "I don`t know how you do it", "wow, great to know a piece of software ensures our timely project delivery #ProductNamingRulez", "U-Verse is up and blazing at 25Mbps. I don`t have anything to download though", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "diesel yaris... 70mpg so sad its not available in the US. That`d be awesome.", "my HD is full. need to cleanup a lot", "At walmart playing hide and seek.", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "If u do, please pray 4 me. Lord knows I need it.", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "Last week I had 516 hits on my guinea pig pictures on webshots! And I didn`t even promote them! Way to go", "to go in their next live chat.", "_ http://twitpic.com/4wi78 - hmm thats the BU tour list...but thats so cool! and why does it say 2008?...", "had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!", "Dhellohannah5 can you please follow me i need more followers haha", "the closest is a good two hours", "Tat PsP! Its ma fathers name. Hw did it end up in ma userid? Long story.. `vishnupsp` is ma user id for almost all sites.", "do you have another account here??", "installed ubuntu 9.04 on my office lap! yaaaaaaaaaaaay! 'install under windows' feature rocks!! #awesome #ubuntu #excited", "pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl", "discovered cause of a bug in the new #NetPLAYER 4 build. Publishing bug fix now, hopefully new beta by tomorrow", "Time to play the drums", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug", "shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "No. That would be too easy. All I have is the user manual which is not enough for me to claim his bike", "I`m drawning in emails", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "Hey #YEG !!!!! Anyone goin to the Edmonton Energy game and wanna do some live updates? PLEASE!!!! They dont post live scores", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Thanks for the link Geoff", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Check out my song 'time to lose it' on www.myspace.com/flownyce you`ll enjoy it I promise", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "You guys need to get on me. It`s been 2 weeks since I`ve went on a cache hunt #geocaching", "*sniff sniff* I want thie App for my iPhone but it`s only in America. Free Anime, Games shows and more for you iPhone = Win. But no UK =", "**** Latvian beaurocracy. As a non-resident I can`t publish my braille highway code. Another blind alley Woe is me. Anyone speak farsi?", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "For me everything ok except install crashed at the end and now Safari crashes at every cmd+Q", "_anstee i hope! its in expo! that would be amazing. im trying so hard to make perfection so it is.", "make a prank call for me", "why!!!! u have to bring it to you 24/7 like the _team", "JB on the front of factor x!!!!! wooh contest timeee", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", "def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "Been helping ex-student with Uni assignment via Skype .... gotta love a connected world. Now sudying `game design`. Even better.", "Don`t Chase Me - Shea Fisher download it", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "rt #barcampbkk3 for entertainment at night, bring your favourite mp3s .. there should be a way we can enjoy music together", "i found a ride...YES!!! liquor here i come", "So confused about what to do?", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "Just got it a few hours ago! So not yet!", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "officially MOSS doesnt work on Vista but unofficially its fine", "_MandM Helaas.. En thanks!", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "any chance at getting to see this? I can be there within an hour", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "I`d like to put your fruity article on my website if you`ll permit", "Download movie 'Ben 10: Alien Force' http://tinyurl.com/czb7b2 cool #movie", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "Is the Bee to Busy to talk to his buddy on Yahoo?", "My Chemical Romance Official Sodahead Profile http://www.sodahead.com/mychemicalromance/", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "i really wanted to go to surfers today", "Just listened to condre scr and got an invitation to watch their live concert on June 20th in Munich http://bit.ly/DAXA0 #postrock", "Been working on a framework for web based #SL application. Have product registration, server, login, site, security, & comms all done", "Watching Nemecek go on her computer, fun! Lol I keed! Norms was fun", "got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.", "losing weight check the pic", "I wanna do something tonight after work.... But I dunno what...", "Comment my new myspace pictures plz?", "internet billing with fee of 30% and only in 13 countries and a setup cost of 5000 for usa alone", "I`ll get my new laptop in 10 more days! Excited! It is Dell Inspiron - core2duo 2.0GHz - 4GB DDR2 - 250GB hdd - 15.6 inches screen", "Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!", "http://twitpic.com/66z7a - I don`t know why I always click on your doughnut pictures... lol I always end up wanting one", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "i wish i could call you but it will cost a lot my parents wont let me", "_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend", "PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "i need to make more of an effort to meet some of my best online friends like <3 but **** the money it costs D:", "ooh I`ve got that DVD, never got around to watching it Is it any good?", "well, you can print CY_K not CYMK", "happy that Google Wave is trending. Can`t watch the video for it... certain flash videos are blocked by my company`s network.", "Cover the tomm. event baby! Id like a live blogging on it", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8", "no deal I want it as well as my netbook and iPhone please", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "NEW motorcycle and you POPPED a cable already? wow-you ride HARD!", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "Does anyone update the photowalkingutah google calendar with photowalks? Looks like I`ve missed a few", "Theres no such thing", "i wish there was an 'i like' option (like fb) for things like this", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning" ]

[ "'Thick as pig **** - went to Oxford' - Helena`s (Cantab) friend`s description of me to her boyfriend, yesterday...", "sitting in katies house with jo, the other two are away doing stuff, and i have swine flu and bronchitis but thats a diff story.", "Joining facebeek. What a loser, I have no friends Amy where are you?", " http://twitpic.com/4phze - Awe! I miss my baby", " it`s tongue in cheek of some mentalities.There is another one which takes the piss of arabs, but its too long", ": Aww, that sux! _x3: Eeek for Airline charges!!! (****)", " my bad. I thought you were talking about today", "just slammed my finger in a car dor FML ow", "dang last url went down ? http://blip.fm/~7aigm", "where`s enthusiasm in meeeee", "I am going to die tomorrow night. should be here.", " oh my... now im offended. ha", "i have been in the lounge for HOURS...and i have not been productive at all. upps time to go out", " I have been sick for like 5 days now...", "_dang my phone is still broken. just come over whenever.", " I`m trying to sleep!!! It`s not working" ]

[ "finally home crazy party 2nite! thanks 4 driving me home!", "Noones talking to me anymore", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva", "am sitting in the library with eyes half closed cause havent slept in a while coz of exams", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "I mean i`m tired, and sooooo freakin in love with my .", "We in bed now.", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "Finally got to wash my hair! I feel much better now, but I gotta dry it ... Effffffort.", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "getting ready to go read, pray, and go to bed. Enjoy the rest of the night", "could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "Surgery when I wake up", "I have to use the bathroom", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "I have to go to work.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "I WISH I could be in bed by nine once in a while. I never make it in before 3-4 a.m. #sleepdeprived. Doing too much.", "just got up, smoking a cig and drinking coffee.. i need to start working on my final project for the univ", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "finally gonna get sum sleep that concert was crazy!!! God Bless those ministers!!!", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "LOL. About to leave.", "Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "so i guess we r sleepin over.", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "says Finally, Im home. http://plurk.com/p/rr121", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "i need to get my computer fixed", "aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "not super keen on the drive home through the rain.. additional concentration required that i don`t really wanna deal with", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more Night!", "well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "Is feelin right rite now", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "I gave you a big mention on The GodTalk Radio show last night....last segment of the first hour. Podcast format avail soon", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "why am i awake?", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land", "sleepy time! and, my room is finally clean.", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "oooh, sunshine! A patch of sunshine! And it will be gone by the time I leave work and replaced with rain. /vent", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "Slept like a log last night, now I`m full of energy", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "bout 2 have 1 more drink then imma head in da house", "I just arrived in the office.. I am preparing myself for a very busy day, listening Debussy.... those songs always makes me feel better", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "Is going to sleep. Good night everyone!!", "Finally finished that topic. Quick revision break, then on to How far did Heath change the Conservative party?", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.", "just found out i have strep", "hehe, I can almost hear out of my right ear now Can you yet?", "JONAS rocked tonight! going to bed after I write a lil bit... Night and bless all", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "are you not well?", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "haha it`s great. but i slept horribly last night.", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ..." ]

[ "Husband Went off to bed, now off to missing him again until he is off again Tuesday", "Now that Hugh Laurie has mentioned he follows on twitter, thousands of idiots think this () is him. IDIOTS!", " Yep, exactly And I`m really sad about this tour...I know I`m gonna cry at my last M&G....", "Huffy is not having a good day night or life. Poor baby", "is not having a good day... I havent had a good week forreal!!", "Twitter has been foking up for me today arg! 1 and 1/2 hours of work till the weekend! Woooooo", " Not a fan of the layout change of hyperlinks. I don`t like the indentation and, well, I`m clicking and no link shows.", "I do NOT feel good today", "I really need to invest in an elliptical machine... Running with shin splints sucks!!", " its ok mate I stayed in as well losers aren`t we", "i had a new friend who called himself shame.", "unemployment line here i come.", "really hates delayed trains especially 44 minute delayed trains. Now going to be late for work", " I`m so sorry! I saw it too and it shocked me to the core.", "Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years! I still miss NY", " I dunno...I thought I was funny" ]

[ "Mmm, comfort junk food. That sounds good. I always preferred Wingstop", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn.", "awww. its cool. i ate too much ice cream", "OHSHNAPSSS. is she pissed at blair as usual ? hahah. & yeeeah, i bake cookies", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "I spent my whole dream cooking a delicious meal, but I woke up before I got to try it", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "yup, def swine flu. I think it was the sausage.", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "I found out thro mama", "Got a sunburn from Coney Island bike ride", "nigel really enjoyed it, but he`s got a big scratch on his side that inexplicably appeared afterwards...", "There are ants on my lollipop", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "Watering the plants at home. Drinking a delicious smoothie from morgans because my jamba exploded.", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "I just ate some burgers from Jack In The Box and im not sure if I want to continue eating burgers", "I recommend returning your broken duck toy with the batteis it came with or the person who your giving it to may get mad!! trust me!", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "ROFL - me too.", "*cough cough hack hack", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "I just wanted dippin dots", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "lol thanx, me too!", "aweee im sorry but deep down u know i love ya!", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "But now it`s gone", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "This is what I am drinking instead of beer: Airport is out of beer.. At least it is carbonated... http://mypict.me/1Zu9", "http://yfrog.com/0xoxij Fry bread is good but they only gave me a little pinch of lettuce ha ha", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "She has her perfect moments. She just broke one of the tiles on the floor in the hallway. I don`t find her very perfect now.", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Parvo sucks. So sorry pup has it. I lost a puppy to parvo many moons back. Still sad over it. Hope he`s better soon", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "someone`s a sweet tooth i was dying for somethin sweet so i`ve attacked the chock coated tiny teddies all i could find lol", "Had a little fight with My Best Friend What should I Do?!?", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "me to mi sausage", "Using tiffys computer...it feels different from mine... the touch is different.", "I checked. We didn`t win", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "just got back home... bored now", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "i`m a bum today", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.", "My lower-left molar stings whenever it comes into contact with sugar of any sort", "my little felted thing looks like an incestuous by- product of two of your lovelies", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "I created a monster! bwahaha! oh, and I got your baby home safe and sound.", "I have to pee.", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Going to bed after beating the snot out of hubby w/ Texas hold em", "I want a Monte Cristo sandwich sooo... BAd!!!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Too much details !!! (But glad he is better)", "im a pleb i had to take it out of the freezer.. and put it in the oven!", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "I don`t believe it, my puppy likes brussels sprouts!", "Happy Meal - B.O.B. toy http://tinyurl.com/cjtqaf", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "_04071991 haaa awesome! i remember my brother got given woody, and i got upset cause i got buzz but then i got both of them lmfao", "He`s getting ear tubes in about an hour so no food", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Hope you feel better soon.", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "I did.`t Get tht.", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!" ]

[ "Im starting to rethink my 'I cant stand cold places' stance..this heat, humidity is unbearable & i cant stand the ac no more #meltingaway", "SMH!!!! Im sick with this bug that`s going around..Almost everyone I know is sick, including me...", "****...the right side of my earphones just stopped working all of a sudden. Now I need to buy new ones...", "This wind is crampin` my style. I have a section of my yard that won`t get any water. I`d move the sprinkler, but it`s surrounded by mud.", " hmmm...the one restaurant/one grocery is sad. not the dukbolgi.", "omg i am in so much pain ouchies", "bahhhh.. cold weather is making my teeth hurt.", "is feeling so giddy and wanna go home.", " Ya, the weather has been super weird here. It looked like it was gonna rain today but of course it didn`t, darnitt,", "Whew. Finally done editing my Friendster account. Haha! Oh, geez. I`m hungry.", "Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan", "I always want to be perfect. That�s so hard cause I even know that it�s impossible. ...", " Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.", "ans so the lion.......kicked the dogs ****!!!!", "Also I popped the phone open and got all that goddamn dust out, but I wore out a clip on the camera panel so I had to glue it shut", " I was scared by the Daleks in the DW Exhibition in Cardiff." ]

[ "recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "what a beautiful day not to got to my first class", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?", "next year will be sweeet", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Going to bed...going back to Korea tomorrow", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Listening music with my friend", "Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.", "You such a good friend <3 I miss you so much", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "has today off! But has to work tomorrow", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "Rainy day is rainy.", "Its sunny atm, need to drop my brother for his classes later, so will find out then", "Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind", "I think me gettin a physical change", "Wants somebody to cheer her up", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "i love him..i hate him..i loved him yesterday...ill hate him tomorrow....**** im confused", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "kashtam ! wonder what would be the similey for CSK", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "wut do i do now????", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "About to venture forth to Turkey Creek & fetch the boy after his post prom festivities. Hope he had fun", "I forget how much I miss my tribe til I have limited access to talking to them. Spotty internet in the country so I won`t be here long.", "comes home in two days", "summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "alas, I am moving (like where i`m moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "Okay, cool. Hope you had better dreams than you had last week.", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia! but i`m actually excited about this summer!", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "_dulay i swear it took me 2 hours to get from bel air to alabang. but yes, i LOVED reminiscing about our HK trip with you &", "Oh my ex / room mate is moving out today", "have fun without me pasty <33", "Is finally back from the dinner party, had fun, Alice had no wine. I proposed...we`re getting married next week on May 15th 2009", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "A lovely weekend away at Kits Coty, now relaxed and well rested and ready for the week ahead. Back on NNC in two weeks", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?", "alphonso milkshake in the morning, lassi in the afternoon and fresh nimbupaani in the evening....summers can be fun", "I`d rather sit on a bench with a friendly psychiatric patient than go a party with some 'cool' person", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "the rain bring back some memories", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness goodnight", "One more day baby.", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "to cold for the beach sucky.", "Snap To Grid. I just realized that I haven`t seen Iqbal in 5 days.", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "Great Podcast! I wish you guys had more Chi shows this summer. The only times I will see you will be at Alpine", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "going away party at ambers road trip tomorrow!", "that`s not great guy related??", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "have a lovely weekend", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "and it`s my birthday tomorrow. Everything worked fine w/that in the end Convinced her not 2 invite ppl she didn`t know", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "okay im happy again i watched the second episode of jonas on youtube. i think tomorrow my family is going to olive garden for mothers day", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die." ]

[ " yooo myyyyye bust how I`m sick tooo... Just shoot me. Long night tonight.", " It`d be really hard to give up my chocolate while reading. Does chocolate count as a food?", " I`ve given up on pizza - kids would never let me have my fav (the hot ones)", "I`m kicking it (though feeling a little sick): alternating talking to friends, gaming, watching the playoffs, and writing an application.", " uff, ble litt trist av � lese den siste tweetsen din the challenge prooved too be tough!! :`(", "Missed the hello kitty not enough time oh well", " There are 3 other Drs. in the office and only mine does this It drives me nuts, especially when it is an appt. for my kids.", "Laying in the bed boreddddd looking through old cookbooks for new recipes", " cupcake!! you can call me anything but 'bitch' i suppose..and even then under certain circumstances....", "It is Gloomy outside. It is making me sad I miss the sun and its happiness!!", " not you, me, just drank too much.", "Needs to `unfollow` some tweeps, its not that I dislike you but I can`t keep up with you tweeting literally every 2 minutes! Sorry", " happened about three weeks ago. Why, is there a serial card fraudster on the loose?", " haha that sucks! actually mine is worse. mines ft math eww", "_Beckiie_x omg are you going to see it?! another reason to not live in devon none of the f***in cinemas have the film im so annoyed", "Hey Fused Gaming, FusedGaming Forums have been delayed until 9PM PT/12AM ET tonight... sorry (abean2007 live > http://ustre.am/1ntp)" ]

[ "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud", "we found a ride", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "wish i was going to prom!!!! oh well..going to go wish my girls good luck!! then going to good oll APPLEBEES!!! yumm", "knows its all going to sort itself out", ": We can`t wait to see you! This week can not go fast enough!", "@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.", "car just drove past my house blasting celine dion`s 'it`s all coming back to me now'", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "_witty yes france/belgium was good carnt belive how much traffic we hit on the way back", "BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud", "can`t wait to hear the evp! And cuuuute picture.", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "Ideas gallore!! Rock Opera FTW!!!! Yes tweets Kayleigh and I are writing a rock opera. For more info email us: CoatAndKay.com", "Its so obvious Holly will go thru on the public vote straight away.. SOOO obvious. Then Aidan and Greg for judges but neither should go", "Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16", "Listening to dashboard confessional & counting down the days until the concert on May 16th with", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "could do, will the fact that its bank holiday make any difference? lemme check my money situation also", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "It depends on your goals & how much you want to spend Cannondale, Specialized and Cervelo are all good brands.", "Did they already get the tax money from Helio for his winning of the pole position! Ha ha!!", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "Working on a PR plan. Then it is on to awards.", "Walls of Jericho please come to WORCESTER asap! Candace pleeaassee! Why did Flee the Seen call it quits? whyyy?", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "_Hayward go two way mirrors", "More #ecomonday and me _fischer Now I`ll go check out all the recommendations I`ve seen!", "concert please explain? im intrigued", "Just got home from school. Doing assignments.", "A+ for effort though http://bit.ly/Mco5v", "$67 for my books, no complaints. 67 more than i had plus i`m on book voucher!", "_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "small? we cant choose?", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "On my way to Ft. Knox http://myloc.me/1Zyg", "we keep getting pet days but i heard the weekend is to be fab !!! wedding how soon again ?", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "These difficult situation force us to think about marrying a lovable girl", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "Are we going to be able to buy more than 1 ticket online through livenation tomorrow? cant make it to LA", "The sun has gone in!", "Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday", "It`s too nice to be inside", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY!", "I can`t shes taken my keys to muh car.", "The only thing about preparing 5 sermons in one week is just when you think you are done...you have to prepare the powerpoint slides", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "Thanks New work will arrive in a few weeks", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "_gal of course! *cough* I mean, no, 1.5 hours extra testing and debugging time", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "Has had a really good bank hoilday", "Work day 7 of 7,", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "is it? :O im gonna get that", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day", "Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "is really really ready!", "Whn r u goin to Europe?", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "13:00 is kickoff. The red cars hopefully", "Bass drum heads breaking equals bust. Who needs tickets for May 15th? You?", "_0981 ohh that`s awesome of you probably coulda gotten gifted tickets outta it from the foil queens LOL", "two o`clock please come faster", "Is at a photoshoot.", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "I`ll put your name on the list", "no its the same", "Why do i never get to see my paychecks? It`s not fair, the second i get them they`re gone!", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wtii - new hair going to greeattt use!", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "wide awake ready for the big shopping trip! hope I get tones of sweet dealz and lots of fancy clothes", "the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun", "No. That would be too easy. All I have is the user manual which is not enough for me to claim his bike", "I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "Right. But I�m a stickler for correct DPI export and color value I�m going to dig in and find out if this is possible", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "seen that! hopefully ebay replacement will work for you! but take it to bits anyway! lol", "loggade visst min 400e cache i l�rdags!", "Wanna come with? Before we go to Myka`s party.", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "follow just because... or don`t either way they have really cool tshirts hey johno x", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "Let me guess.... Antiques & Collectibles? Anywhere else you`d like to be?" ]

[ "what?! i just missed home + away! nooooooooo", "I`m so sorry Drace this sucks so bad", " Didn`t work for me Except when I used the word autofollow and got followed by an bot selling an autofollow program.", "oasis or ribena? toughest decision everrr", " Ugh, frustrating. I see a few briefs a week with groups in them, mostly from traditional agencies.", " I always hope they will die out but then i see the the old ones and it makes me sad", "really wants to go see the script in NY in august... but no one will go with me", "emily is over tonight XD work experience is over. Jen I`m going to miss seeing you like everyday", "I think my modem failed-having pc withdrawals..", "Ordered a new computer! Unfortunately it won`t get here until the end of June.", "What I would have done with legless stillborn spaniels, no idea. BUT I WAS SAD, so now, 20yrs later, strawberries = dead puppies.", "home sweet home? i think no! huaaaa", "somebody smuggle me to sydney, i`ll be your slave for eternity", " No. As a result, the salary is a decrease", "Did you guys figure out Saturday? I really wanted to go but my mom is sick so I have to take her to the hospital in Tampa", " I can`t die I have a lunch date with rocio coming up plus some new shoes UGH!" ]

[ "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "Shopping, grandparents, dinner with the bf woop", "Looking forward to a session at the gym", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable", "_louise Lucky me. There are mystery ingredients as well", "cant **** wait mate!!! it is goin to fantastic. its made my week", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "gonna head to bed then work, then moncton to see Jill", "I`ve already done my washing, I have a spring in my step this morning", "pretty much, thanks. seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.", "having the flu, not the swinish-one, but the flu.", "it`s 3:37 am, i am going to sleep now. but i be back up in 4 hours...lol. good night", "i don`t have any of that", "Now you only have 2 hours to sleep... - Rest if you need it.", "Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x", "5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "Cupcakes, creme brulee, tiramisu~ I want some sugar", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "Making egg tart & Chinese egg pudding. Yum", "Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me", "Monday morning lying in bed instead of working is great, more bank holidays required", "About to have dinner and then an evening of playing cards. Already packed and ready to head home tomorrow Do we have to go home?", "wut u want a shot of ma?", "i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?", "WFD: Lasagna. Still 45 minutes to go, so hungry now.", "Gnight shar <(` `<)Vega(>` `)>", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "just got done washing dishes not too long ago", "fuckkk i need sleepppppppp lol, happy mothers day mummy", "Home from China & back to work", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "Glad to be home I wish I could make feel better", "That room will be an oven too", "are you in need of another kiss attack??", "i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.", "its my going away partyyy `s. you should come!", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "A little `Chair Lift` tonight would be muchly appreciated", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "Dinner done, shower done, now time to chill with block of chocolate", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "It`s 6 am, I haven`t been to bed yet, and I just got my second wind. Guess I should edit or read or something until I feel tired huh?", "Off to bed .. Nighty night everyone", "relaxing night at home with best people", "all pugged in and ready to go. device updates on, so feel free to bombard me at any time. Time to actually get something done.", "some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much", "I am dying to hangout on a Friday afternoon...", "Guess I`ll take a nap", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww", "is making breakfast .", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "Going to French. Anyone want to pick me up?", "ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day niiiiiiiights yall", "Chillen with Csla.. Waiting to start.. Watchin pacquiao rerun..", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "Mmmm, I had honey mustard chicken w/ rice & veges", "Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work", "off to work for the day", "...I need a huge favor of love. Anticipate texts from me", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "Going for a ride! Perfect night to go out and chill", "dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever", "After a week staying with my Grandmother, I`m home in Lopatcong. . Can start my new book tonight. http://twitpic.com/4w1s0", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "haha dork .. That sounds so yummy .. Share!", "I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "at famous dave`s with my mom. so hungry.", "its almost your birthday!!", "I want a burrito but I still have 30 more minutes of work", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "mmm - home-made pizza (that I helped to make), a home-made cheesecake (to eat soon) & family... a nice day for mother & nanna", "Jus hit the casa, changing my swag cloth. Would it be the Pradas or the Dunks tonight??", "im nervous :/ i want to gimme a bear hug", "i need sweets, drank my cyderrrrrrrrr", "Its 11:11...make a wish!", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "IM SORRRYY i went to the cinema with my broth.. cause im cool.. and yeah im sorrrry TOMORROW THO, ILL MAKE SURE OF IT", "about to go to leeds shopping", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "will be heading to baguio in a few hours.", "The Disney Store is not treating me to well with hours I realy want to go on 6/13. I willdo anythig to go to the show ;-)", "getting ready for the day, out then work till close", "thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x", "sunniest day in ages and im in bed", "Pad Thai is my favourite", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "I guess the relaxing dinner and a movie is out for tonight...I was looking forward to that after my day at work", "i`m awake while others sleep", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "I want to be in love.......", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "With my jordie for a little bit", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list", "sure I would like some cream right now", "high & dry goin to have an ice cream now with my best friend.", "Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "i wish i could go to meet in the middle tomorrow.", "Going to Jack`s for dinner with my BFF!" ]

[ " hell yea its hot here i miss cali", " I`m sad that I missed you guys last night!", "My new car is already giving me problems That cant be a good sign.", " Are you blogging yet? I miss you writing", " hello Well it`s sunny out but my head is fuzzy and coffee isn`t brewed yet... how`s your day..?!", "leaving work, going to crystal to search for her license, picking her and bia up, then heading to vegas. ugh i`m tired already", " thats the crazy part - was for 16:30. but reasons include 'full schedule' & 'travelling with his daughter'... So. Not. Cool", "bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st. Sadness. He will be far away (not TOO far, but not down the street )", " What!?!?! I can`t believe I had to find out this way...don`t you ppl contact family first??!!? I`m so sad! Who was it?!?1", " HIII!!!! i`ve missed you just bored....what about u?", " ouch does picking your nose count?", "Can I get tonight`s SYTYCD online anywhere...streamed like Hulu or paid like iTunes. I missed my favorite judge and now I can`t sleep.", "ah remember the days when you`d sleep in until noon? well guess who did that today? god i feel like a loser", "pff, Life sucks sometimes!", "ugh! nothing to do in the valley Seriously gotta move out of here!!!", "the day goes on and on...i think im gonna write a song about it! still thinking it�s impossible for me to get a true friend why????" ]

[ "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven`t in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "we won`t be home till like next month", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "Off from work now!", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "Wish I was in Chicago.", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "Man! I can`t stop being freakin` hungry!", "I know people say that power naps are good for you all the time, but I kinda always miss the alarm", "Raining... I missed the rain so much... I am grateful for it ;)", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "Gotta sleep, and then off to work", "had a good day but im now skint again", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "It`s almost past 3. Time to go to bed", "is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "I want my real keys back", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "It`s last Friday today", "haha wats this about?", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "dinner was yummy and all... but i`m still super tired after all the things we went through to enroll for college.", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "I need to sleep for a whole day to recover from this birthday!! I`m getting so old!!", "Going to bed in a bit. Need to revise 2moro.", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "there`s just no air", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "me me me! lol", "i havent seen you all week", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "Took a long nap...I feel like I should still be asleep", "I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "Where`s my bus? I want to go home!", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "you better come back soon! <3", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "wish it wasn`t raining", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "I wish my roommates were coming home soon maybe i should take a nap to waste time", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "I wanna feel my chin", "I`m soooooooo hungry right now. DH is still not home.", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "We keep very different hours.", "_ess Since T will be away - COME TO TUCSON!!!", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "is off to somewhere.", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "has to be in cockermouth for 8:45 tomorrow morning, jesus christ i want sleep", "fo sho, im down", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "wish i coulda been there", "I really wish I could", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "i don`t have any of that", "i`m not partying tonight", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!" ]

[ " Aaron and I are playing a gig at the Life Aquatic party outside of Austin, so I think we`ll have to mis the TT Bday party, sadly", "[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct", "My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.", "just got home from school and from the wake of my friend`s father. so tired..", "ohh my tooth is hurts ohh im sad it very hurts", "dammit. I need new cupcake tins", "My last day with my favorite teacher.....im quite sad", " Sorry but there is no parking space. And I just realized I didn`t delete one sentence doing copy&paste in that email", "wow we r watching the outsiders smelly english.", " awww, im so sorry hun im sure she didn`t do it on purpose though, she seems so sweet! Maybe it was a 24 hour thing? :s", ", i missed everyone tonight", " Hey girl! Yeah, my allergies kick in at the most random times. Hmph.", " i had terrible trouble with `sp` words as a child, would drop the `s` pider, pade etc, needed lessons. bad memories", " biglots by my house has jesus & virgin mary rings in one of those machines i rocked one for a while til that **** broke", "Ok super bored... guess no one else it", "I REALLY should have gone to the Chiropractor this week . . And today my neck hurts so bad" ]

[ "know. hahah xD what cha doin?", "Oh! I ate pizza last night too! I stupidly feel closer to you somehow!", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "loves the new Mother`s Day snl digital short, mother lover, oohhhh cornyness", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "Good luck whit the show tonite man, ill be watching", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it", "Watching videos on youtube with the bf. Thinking about going to bed soon.", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "its weird how thinking about may 2nd totally changed my crappy mood to happiness...i miss so much", "oh nos, what happened", "My picture won`t update.", "Finally watched the last couple episodes of The Office on NBC ( #theofficenbc ) - I now understand why Gervais stopped after 2 seasons", "im so upset u were at US weekly my uncle works there but he apparently didnt know how big of a fan i am!", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "Making an iMovie of college", "I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!", "At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "holy cute! Dexter has already lost his kitten face gettin a chunky butt since we got back from qld too haha", "LoL! there u go..that`s the spirit haha", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "i don`t have texting.....", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "now that`s an imtetsting visual.", "Boo, on both counts.", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "most of the time", "feeling like in 16 again - watching TWILIGHT & enjoying it", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "you didnt send me the text", "She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever", "drag me to hell looks so freakin scary watch terminator! it was really good.", "I also have a certain CD from camp that a certain somebody gave me... Yeah, there`s this guy in the video that`s really frickin hot!", "I am at my grandparents place", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "time to lie in bed and watch tv", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "I got to feel the belly, but not the baby.", "Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho", "i need to get my computer fixed", "I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "@_chloe yes! it`s on youtube its from may 7th, and it made me feel 100x better. it`s halarious.", "& to you matey", "Is watching 'It takes Two'.... such a classic lol", "I am going to see how long I can do this for.", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Yay me! But, what in particular?", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "It`s not much better than instant.", "yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!", "i miss mcfly last night so much!! i was front row centre danny was making me laugh so much LOL", "Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "- I think did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08 She`s awesome!", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "Hey Bye Bye was fun too (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "lol i hope i find someone to give me one too! lol", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "its just one of those days....", "thats my moan for the day", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "watching FRIENDS reduces stress inside me. Thanks to Bright, Kauffman, and Crane who are created these series love love love", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "I have to go to work with out my and", "LOL NOPE, saw a show on TV that claimed so, figured i`d try and get my own non-media stats", "Ohhh Ladyhawke is on channel 4 I sort of have a thing for Rutger Hauer http://twitpic.com/4jbzv", "He`s gonna do it for mothers day Ever notice Papa looks like Squiggy from Laverne snd Shirley. I love him.", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "is having a lazy sunday", "lmfaaoooo i just watched the Pink video....you know me to well i love it...soooo me lol", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "Sad thing is samsam loves my sexy crooked body! And she wants to **** it now", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "At the Spoke Club - fell in love with Tom Arnold all over again (not Rosie`**** definitely different)... Lucky moi", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "Omg I can`t believe jay leno is going off the air", "Counting the minutes when my dad`s g-friend is leaving", "I just see the video: 'All your base are belong to us..' What�s going on??!", "I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "Just wanted to point out that on Youtube, you have more subscribers than Tom Felton. Thought that might make you happy.", "I think i am getting a cold" ]

[ "_intruder well said...please take him off my hands..i can`t cope !!!! Set that fox on him", " Uhhh.. not yet, maybe my DM inbox is just slow. I`ll let you know when it shows", " Woo! Twitter kind of sucked without you.", "Sam can go shoot her self.", "I did many things but missed tweeting", "SCENE **** AT 4AM IS ALWAYS THE ****", "It baffles me how much Radio Shack isn`t the same Radio Shack I grew up with", "Playing with the munchkin today, talking cakes and getting ready for a yard sale tomorrow. Not looking forward to that", " ME! oh wait wrong state", "Morning all. I appear to have a bit of a sore head. Perhaps the bag of pork scratchings for dinner wasn`t such a good idea", "This thunder is scaring the hell out of me...geez...I HATE THUNDER we better not loose electricity... #fb http://myloc.me/2144", " and what a scary reflection it was! thought you were going to wizz your pants", " im listening to people saying eww at out current frog disection poor froggy.", " Heh... I send dem when I get dem Jen... I was shocked I found so many these last few days... earlier in the week nothing...", "and my other peep got onto a game site who i will never see again", " Likewise. But I don`t know anyone who uses gtalk and the likes so I`m not holding much hope" ]

[ "dude, saw your Twitter profile after a long time - love the background. way way cool!", "like why the **** am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..**** was crazy", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "Good morning to another too late sleeper . One of my excellent designers is Valerie (see ) picture", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "stellar! You 2 look great", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "RAIN why must you come 'after' I flat iron my hair? I have been rockin my curls for 3 weeks and today you decide to come out. not nice!", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww", "yeah that sounds more sensible. thought you had a heston bleumenthal moment of genius somehow!", "My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?", "had one of the greatest days ever! spent the whole day with besties & celebrated installs with the friends i love oh so much <3", "thank`s ... See? now I`m back on smiling", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today", "a surprisingly good day, now its time to sleep. hopefully sweet dreams await me", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "car just drove past my house blasting celine dion`s 'it`s all coming back to me now'", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "Feelin a little blue tonight.. Love might be good", "Went to a party last night. Dindin and I showed up in matching outfits ) GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ) Anyway, happy birthday, ate lara", "Yes, he`s really back!: I couldn`t wait for this day to arrive and finally it`s here! Gale is back!!! I`m pos.. http://tinyurl.com/dzzaf5", "http://tinyurl.com/oqsqz6 Grace`s FunZen magic mood tool for keeping her cool in the pool of real life which is now yours too", "Think I have sunstroke.", "Britain`s got (good) Weather. I wish I had some of that over here.", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "More big hair rock for bank holiday Monday always seems fitting IMO ? http://blip.fm/~5jfuu", "hey dougie, just thought i would tell you that your gig in edinburgh got a brilliant review in the scottish sunday mail ****", "Feeling really good about my performance on the AP Government & Politics exam this morning. Going to lunch with Krista.", "I would lime them. Or lemon? And deal, sounds fabulous to me! Text me up when you`re back", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "haha cute. ps thanks for the reply made my day haha", "today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works", "had a cool lil night. Now at Berrie`s about to eat pizza waitin for", "Hiyaaaaaa just got back from the scan! wow, was amazing, i cried haha, ****", "just got home from the sunshine coast", "YEHEY SUMMER!! so exciteeeddd.. balme it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.", "_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now", "Thank you! You should know that I am both happy and sad (all at the same time) to know that. You`ve got 'The Right Stuff'", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "Cleaned. Laundry. Nails painted. Productive saturday night", "correct! I ADORE him. I just plucked him up and put him under my arm cuz he was cryin. All better now! Hahaha", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x", "sometimes i wish things could go back to the way they were the beginning of last summer", "love it! Really its simple i think of a word and put twi on the front i should be more clever", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "...definitely the first time I`ve felt alive again in years. Super happy", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "I`ll have to add your shop to my favorites! I love your needle wraps. Right now my needles are all in a mess in a basket", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "good mornig to everone... it`s a great morning ...in the evening i play in the theatre in lord of the flies. it`s so much fun!", "????? ,my latest obession.", "Gorgeous weather, but no bike", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "Buying pretty shiny beads and things I feel quite girlish. http://elisem.livejournal.com/1473318.html", "whaaay, first day on my own tomorrow. this should go well", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "Beautiful Day..takn it down twitters tell ALL mothers Happy Mothers Day", "I`m sure all you people with hangovers will be glad to know I`m hangover free hope you`re not too fragile this morning!", "I knooww & my hot water bottle iss in whangamata without me. ahhhhh", "giving myself a manicure + pedicure ahhh how i`ve missed you nice pretty nails...", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "_north27 http://twitpic.com/4jcjr - Mmm yummy... looks like an invitation to me", "_wx it looks like it did in Ohio after a tornado hit.", "Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!", "Getting my hair cut tomorrow or later today I should say... excited. My swag is already on, jus turning it up!!", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "Thanks a lot! You`re very kind! I just got back from a nice drive in the 500. Such a fun car to drive Have a nice day!", "so after church, i went to the mall with my parents, i got a new backpack that can fit all my schoolbooks AND my laptop", "not a lonely day after all.", "_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!", "Lil cuz coming round today she 5 aww haha", "heyy i finally got one too oh and good luck on your finals today", "Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!", "Lobster dinner with MBA folks tonight, but no terasse, pouring rain in Mtl...", "Awww, that`s nice. You both make a really beautiful couple, you balance each other.", "O`Charleys? Pretty good. Especially when its free. Hot waitress? I think so. Back to work? Unfortunately.", "i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "niqhty niqht niqht .. all toqether, GREAT day ;; ily yall !!", "_mcfly Haha! Yeah, I heard they that Leicester won I was home by my self, with a movie, some candy and a pizza.. ! Amazing evening", "My day was good! Spent the day catching up on sleep, relaxing.. kind of a lazy day! hehe. oooo shopping! How did you resist?", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "and great seein you guys today!!! you look so happy love it!! lets hang out soon!! love yall!", "probably one of the best surprises ever...you really are amazing", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "working my **** off and I am completely happy", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Beautiful morning here in the mountains", "most of the time", "Good morning nyc! If I weren`t broke, I would have landed there yesterday afternoon.", "aw. that sounds amazing But I think I have work. Thank you for inviting me though", "congratulations, I hope you have an amazing day", "Its a gorgeous day and I`m going to work allll day Just gotta keep telling myself its for NYC!!", "Well I hope you have had a good weekend and even more so have a good day at work 2moro its already monday here,so far so good", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "Love story on loop for the past 30 minutes. I love this song.. It makes me happy, like this!", "haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.", "I have to go to work now.", "Thanks for the well wishes and hope ur day is also quite successful", "With my jordie for a little bit", "_Neith James just doesn`t take a bad pic! Colossal loveliness! (wondering if I spelt colossal right...)" ]

[ " sorry change of plans for me :`( revision for monday exam in a park with one of my friends", "Just got to work. Only today and three days left. my heart is breaking.", "NCAA Baseball Road 2 Omaha: South Carolina just hit a 3-run homerun. Dagger 2 my heart. Mason 1 - South Carolina 3..", "just seen 1 of the fat single Mums from up the road 'seductively' sprawled across some poor blokes bonnet. He probably needs new shockers", "thanks to the forever 21 curse that makes you spend 3 hours there everytime you go in, i couldnt go tanning today", "Why the **** can`t I be over this ??? I feel like crying bit I realy don`t want to why is this bothering me sooooooo much !?", "Decided not to go...I want to see my sweetie But I can`t.", " Same also trying to get my house ready to sell... I can`t believe how much **** I own !", " sorry guys, the WAVVES show was canceled, they missed their flight", "no clue wtf im doing", "Gained 3lbs wish I could afford something other than top ramen... If only I had a job...", "is working hard or maybe thats hardly working", "sitting in school sucks to be me!", "Friday is not treating me well so far.", " Im not bannished... but I am at work till 6", "Twitter is useful in that it reminds people what they forgot to ask me about on a given day. It is also excellent for inspiration" ]

[ "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Ooh, cutting. I like you", "lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal", "hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "Now, what on earth led you to believe that?", "moooooooooooooooo? lol i copied that last.fm thing you had looks good", "If u don`t win u can always roll on my pass lol, I don`t have anyone to take", "thnx 4 the follow", "Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...", "I second this !!", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "I thought it was a simple one I found it hilarious.", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "i`ll wear mine too!", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "_NigerianBoi thanks JT i also enjoyed it i will. r u following me? ill follow u back", "lol to see my king", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Thanks for the hint. http://tinyurl.com/chtx7e.", "im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "aww if I could, I would... GBY ;)", "i am letting you read this.......", "lol ****...I love those things too", "lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day", "you cooould say that", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "i learnt something new today", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "Then you might enjoy this one too http://tinyurl.com/ygcp3f", "lol, wen my mum used to take me as a kid, i wud always eat the bread instead! haha.", "you own a didgeridoo?!?!", "That`s ok then.... I accept the slave role... Your wish is my command... hahaha", "http://twitpic.com/4wah5 - haha that`s right", "ha ha, and what game is that? i like games", "Guess I`m on Twitter now!", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'", "no, im a people pleaser", "http://bit.ly/253ce :: I got bit in the face by a doberman when I was four years old, I just wanted a kiss My neighbor had about 13 ...", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "haha who thought that?", "I say it`s in the cards.", "- Wow, I didn`t realise you were Hami. lol. Thanks for all the comments on my blog, dude", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "Girl, you`re crazy... I LOVE! you. Hahaha, and I GOT! yo` Lp Chap.", "i talk to you", "i looked all cute too!", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "found rollo! and got happy hmmm.. guess i really do need to be inserted back into the matrix 0_o", "thanks I`ll check those out.", "sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed", "hav a pork scratching", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "What was the compiment? I`m glad you`re having a good time.", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "same thing happens to me all the time", "thank`s ... See? now I`m back on smiling", "Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~", "awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "end of work... Thank God! I accomplished a number of things... http://plurk.com/p/rpaag", "i changedd my background its from picnik.", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "I skip school way too often I`m rather proud actually.", "you should so host the next logies, i only laughed at your bit really", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", "I used to be - but that was a while ago now - your argument is pretty sound for a trolley pusher", "I need one too.", "_c Oh yeah. Point taken", "Hockey was so fukin� good **** you hole! xD", "P.S. Culled a handful, esp followers (spam ones with NSFW links that I did NOT click on). You made the cut though", "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "_Jamie I guess ! I was really suprised..", "yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r", "man i just made a **** buger mmmmmmmmm taste so **** delicious i love food, i eat my feelings lol", "Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "ooh like what? I`m planning on spending the night in as well", "Oh! I ate pizza last night too! I stupidly feel closer to you somehow!", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "Went shopping a lil... I deserve it... And now a night on the town in the big city of Norfolk", "i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.", "including myself... guess umma be partying alone yet again...lol..", "haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.", "MUAHAHAHHAHAHA... well, maybe they think I`m crazy or something. I haven`t scared yet though", "Hey, thanx for following me, I`ll follow you", "why thank you. Couldn`t resist it", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "Okay people my fones charged", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "Doin` the Crocodile Rock", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "haha better drunken tweeting you mean?", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha" ]

[ " used is definitely cheaper... may have to get later ones that way... but new is ok for now...", " i miss your dance friends too.", "I need a nap, but I won`t be getting one", "Hello everybody! I`m back on the job, back from the children camp (someone had to look after my sis` pupils)... and totally exhausted", " I would but its like 1800 or 1000+ miles gas prices are crazy im doing alpine next summer most def", "Whataburger closing all locations but tally so harsh, might have to transfer schools", " u really dont right now! i am as sick as a newt in a freezer! its aweful x", " I know, twitter is depressing me tonight", "In the bus... Almost an hour late because of my crappy alarm clock should be in Leeuwarden at about 9:45", " Shiraz event was in an `anti-bahai` center.not in a mosque or in election campaign.Sadly children wr involved in zahedan", " we r the lost troopers. But I want to know", "Just updated #Tweetie and open in browser is still broken.", " inooo arent they just i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!", "Still no pic, very sad", "I`m so depressed right now. IDK...", " I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I haven`t stopped sweating since noon when dad and I were packing" ]

[ "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "_Simmons everyone has their mistakes to make and lessons to learn. Don`t let the negativity get to you.", "Zen-related stuff: 'Go with the flow.' Very easy to accomplish - it started to rain, so the rain will flush me away", "lol you saw where I was going with that...both of my last names are to common nothing special on me", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "But on the bright side...no school", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "I work at the group home", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "http://twitpic.com/4we4j - Speed lessons on the main screens on center court! I had to take this pic", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "where has my sleep run off to??", "I really need a job.", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "y must i hve graduation practice...all im gonna is walk", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "hahaha.. it`s ok, how can I hire your mom??! So paiseh.. haha, I shall do all the washing then", "i work in youth justice", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "Huh. I`ll have to try that (for no other reason then just to try it", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "I agree. Everybody would`ve been excited and then it goes... ohhhh nooooo..... MS screws up again..", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", ": thx for the follow!", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "I really wish I could", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "euhm i`m french and i don`t really understand English . poo..", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "**** lol....where u headed to?", "It rained here too", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "About to embark on a large tour of bars for a project. Hopefully I won`t die from alcohol poisoning", "(that was a btw -_-)", "the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "I was just thinking that", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "morrrning. time for school. (: time to learn!", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me", "yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk", "he didn`t know there was going to be a test", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "haha, yeah i meant mall! -winks back-", "wish i was going to prom!!!! oh well..going to go wish my girls good luck!! then going to good oll APPLEBEES!!! yumm", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "__diamond brown but it looks black at least its not red cos it would have looked like a period stain :/ <3", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "right im off for a shower my little treasures, ill see you later on", "that would be most ideal. However...now I dont see myself leaving before 3 Gonna have to take a rain check", "Going to revise for physics.", "So stinkin` adorable! I want to come check out the studio", "im not going to my dads tonight !!!!! and hes got a 12 foot pool he has to tell me that hes got things when im not going **** !!", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", "Phone went in the toilet The truth is I`m surprised is hasn`t happen sooner!", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "i need to get my computer fixed", "_cunning I gotta go to my cousin`s grad party", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "aww if I could, I would... GBY ;)", "#myweakness too loving ...i always let negative people into my life", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home." ]

[ "stuck in stupid Jeuno with flag up. Wish I was in Windy fishing", "Is too much of a bro", "My head hurts because that air freshner is the most horriblel scent ever.. Im super grossed out!!!!", " For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee.", "Taking the caltrain to go see the giants. It`s Cold and someone smells like pee", "i am on BLAZE and my head hurts.", "_1 is leavin bc of racists *starts cryin*", " I`m so jealous! Wish I could join u. It`s so cold in LA right now.", "laptop pooped. new harddrive needed? using DH`s old pc now. maybe offline a while **** BSOD!! happened too many times, Safe Mode only now", "#liesgirlstell a guy calls her phone to see if the number is real ) ohh my phone isn`t working . try tomorrow .", "Checkin out oramarecords.com. Got a fever and cnt sleep", " I want to go to the pub. Boooo.", "My back hurts and I`m meant to be going out tonight, poor the Rik", "I lost my artistic abilities", " Don`t tease me! I`m in desperate need of an adjustment.", " oh no fair.... thats in 9 hours" ]

[ "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "mine do it no matter WHO i`m on the phone with!", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "perhaps she will start including #magic in all of her tweets now too. BTW... you didn`t write #magic in ur tweet to me.", "is in class, trying to listen but I really like twitter, facebook, .& myspace oh yeaaah .& I`m hungry!", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "_ more than youl ever no ! !! ! !! ****", "Hmm. My VPN works fine. (Oh.. wait.. I don`t need VPN anymore.) http://tinyurl.com/cao6tu", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "not if i`m not on the list", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "Offline for now, I`ll tweet again later...", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?", "_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan", "I really wish someone would make a groupchat theme for Adium suited for IRC. yMous has way too low contrast.", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "the only thing I know about star trek is the joke from tina fey`s twitter, 'may the 4th be with you'", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "o snapppp look who i found on twitter lollll", "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "shut up you know what! oll just like zack again then.", "here btw, this is not a bot", "im back on twitter.", "_Idol Looking for a new SMS sending solution? http://promotion.itagg.com Get �6 FREE SMS with every iTAGG!", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "2nd to last episode of jay leno itll never be the same! nite twitter", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "YIKEYSSS!! I`M HARMLESS REALLY!! JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION FROM BRODY!!!", "ahahaha okay deal now i only have to snuff hermione out", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!", "Thanks everyone for twittering with me. Still a newbie.. so if you have friends who you would like to invite here, please help a girl out", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "I KNOW! I love Nicholas Braun & I think he`ll make an okay Cameron but I don`t wanna see it either", ": G`night twitterverse, much twitter luv to you all ? http://blip.fm/~5yvnd", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "Yeah, I wanted to say this, that there`s a @ yourname section. A bit tricky way to find your replies, tho.", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "i cant call im at work", "catching up on my reading... twitter n BF break", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "hi cs, welcome to the twitterverse, if i can help with anything, just ask", "i want to gooo", "_bishop sez need to get u to look at my flights again will email ur work tonite", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "I will post it later. Its not on my comp", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "I tried replying to your mono lake tweet but dunno what happened. Just said I know that lake very well.", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "........ Lala.. Little girl! I love these new songs! I�ve answered u ^^ Love to all you freaky twitter guys ;D", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Thanks for tweeting a very useful set of refs - I`m in the middle of adding them to a chapter I`m editing", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", "that`s not great guy related??", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "Woke up and it`s bank holiday monday, so no college. got a text from tom via jason`s mobile earlier today, so i`m hoping they turned up.", "then stop staying out all night", "I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "Nooo, I`m not in love. I`m just developing a crush. A small one. Heehee. My second one. Shadduppp.", "I luv urs! admitting niley with a kiss (: but then they change their minds haha & demi/sterling (: not jemi but still cute", "Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "follow me aswel !!!!!!!! if u have twitter, follow me lool !! www.twitter.com/djarka koool", "I`m gonna havta temp stop fllwing u while ur talkin abt kobe bc I loveeeeeeee him & I`m taking it personal and I like lebron 2.", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "Why do you think people say, 'save the drama fo yo mama?' I`m sure even yo mama wouldn`t wanna listen to ur drama. Ode to mother`s day!", "Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day", "he`s on zul`jin (i think that`s how you spell it) so i doubt they`ll ever meet", "Y is it when I luv someone I fear them? i just wish someone can exsplain it 2 me", "LOL! Considering the recent debate on DL, I`m not touching the bad boy thing. I like the logical ones.", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "Hey Mary! This Is My Twitter (Karishmaa1) Luvv Youu ?" ]

[ "Ouch...waited to long to get eyebrows waxed", "I caaaaan`t sleep.....it`s 3.30am! wahhhh... i wanna cry", " i was in a hospital for a week and a half pretty much on the virge of dying.", "The Matrix Online shuts down next month...wow...I feel kinda sad about it", " I`m praying for you and your family beav! I`m so sorry for your loss", "Thinks she`s getting sick.....", " Aww I feel bad for the lil ****. He look like he know what`s coming", "The parking meter computed 25 plus 25 is 40. I got jipped! And the 10 free minute button didn`t work.", "ready for the weekend and sad that I have to be at the office again tomorrow morning", "UP is the saddest movie i`ve ever seen", "oops! ignore last post meant to be a direct message!", " I`m not comfortable with this announcement.", "Counting the hours of lost sunshine until the Weekend", "Hear full album preview during todays webcast! #jonasnewsongs NO WAYYY I couldn`t `tune in`", " ugly. What programmes do you have open?", "Not a happy camper not having a good day at all..." ]

[ "I can`t get to bed", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "city in a bittt.", "The Priests were really good. Guess they wouldn`t be welcome on Late Late at the moment", "i wish i was still in my jams", "is back from TAFE and has bowling in about an hour", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "up way too early for a sunday.. watching old episodes of grey`s", "it`s Under a Honeymoon by The Good Life", "just trying to make you feel at home?", "ya`ll going out without me", "Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.", "rofl. room is too small to dance", "it should be.. not a wink >.<", "I can`t buy, only rent!", "'I can givee you anything but lovee' - Daniel Schuhmacher", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "Watching some movie and playin on my computer.", "I feel 5 pounds lighter", "T-bone`s gone to sleep... Think we`re gonna join him", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "oh man, just seen the BGT news.. not cool. i loved greg. that dancing weepy kid was just **** obnoxious imo.", "are you not well?", "http://bit.ly/TGVR7 via thank you tiff", "is watching 'Wall Street', and realizing that since it is on a movie channel she won`t get a potty break", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "I don`t have a VCR...", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "are you making fun of the call-in guy?", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "not sure i can make it", "Just FYI, RUIN HOLLYWOOD IS CLOSED. Last Friday was our Closing Night.", "Sometimes I wish I was a warden", "i wish you still loved me", "sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!", "NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.", "i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much", "I`m getting back into again", "i thought people only went to hounslow when they`d gone the wrong way, didn`t know there was anything there", "Can`t No money to spend.", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "Picture or it never happened.", "I don`t have any", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "im probs gonna have to wait until it comes out on dvd x", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "Wow. I hope he gets better... cancer can GTFO.", "listening to some music!", "going to hannah movie @ 6.30", "The dayem computer #twpp", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "I took my ring out...", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "She didn`t make the challenge", "at work till 7.", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "didnt cry at the end but was very sad to see the last episode of ER. man that was a good series.", "I`m watching The episode 3 Of JONAS OMJ", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "No flame wars on this weeks episode?", "just watched JONAS. It was funny.", "Admitting that I don`t like action plots and I do like romance plots always makes me feel like I`m setting back the feminist cause.", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "is going to go get some food.", "I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.", "I know it wasn`t going to be there, but I check EZTV for The Office torrent...", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "I hear tonight is the last jleno show", "He will be here in less than hour", "total tv quote, not sure if u would know it", "watching a movie and rocking my baby kitty who is asleep in my sling hanging from my neck. So cute", "Just saw it tonight as well... Great movie!! Hope you`re well mate! Cheers E", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Hope you mom is okay", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "flying is falling, getting distracted and missing the ground", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.", "im only on 1800 lol", "hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "at work closing files", "Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "(that was a btw -_-)", "Going home.. no meeting today", "25-man Ulduar is hard...", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Just got home interesting night", "mayb he was raped when he was younger", "He died. Wait, what about Magic Jack? I just read it.", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "I feel like drinking wine, but I don`t have any.", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "i leave the 27th, back the 5th or 6th.", "5 Mins, till the end of follow me Friday" ]

[ "Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3", " i know so lame", "Today is a sad day for Tucson: http://tr.im/mQ39 I shall miss the sour cream apple pie, fondue, and separate seating for groups with dogs", "#asylm yay registered but lost all my friends", "Stupid MSN It wont let me onnnn", "_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true I hope u r not disappointed yet", "iamkiara__ im so sick I fell over last night outside coz I was putting something in the bin", " same as I... to bad I`m a programmer only in this company", "This 'Monarchy' is gonna bleed ALL of us dry! We are nothing more than slaves to the pigs in D.C. I don`t reconize my country anymore!", "flipping out on my hairloss....gotta go to the doc.", "Migranes suck....Especially when the kids are suddenly hyper.", " Sadly, it doesn`t I was so hopeful after American Doll Posse, too ... it`s just so blah and vacant of dynamic.", "Is feeling really bad about goofin` on not knowing she really wasn`t at the meeting! Dang I`m sorry! Me & my big `ol mouth", "So tired of driving, I really could use a chauffeur", " i need a job that can pay off all my hospital bills. i have been very sick lately.", " a great song by East Clubbers" ]

[ "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "Just try to do your best. I hope you don`t get laid off.", "Good Morning BTW - A public holiday in UK, love it and dinner tonoght with 2 special people.", "ummm...last night when I DM`d you, you said it was a 'good' question.", "like almost above my sholders", "it`s friday but i have to work the weekend", "lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day", "i just drove past your hotel wish u was ere. I`m thinking a december trip for a real white xmas!!", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "i just woke up and remembered theres no school!!! life is good xxxxxx", "well, so are you but i managed to go to sleep for another couple of hours and wake up again while you`re still snoozing", "thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "I wish Joe Bidden was on the train with me.", "just got my BMTH concert tickets ? youknowimsofreshtilldeath?", "you asked about my SF schedule, dahling...maybe next time", "why are you surprised?", "cool its my P", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "I CAME BACK THERE WAS A CAT OUT THERE", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "Just got home, doing art all day.. i want to be in a film", "Where were you on Wed night?", "We`ll get hitched when you get here.", "there was a mix up with my dentist appt this afternoon. so they rescheduled me for tomorrow @ 9am.", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Assignment actually looking pretty decent....so glad I changed my topic at the last minute", "_emo_zac and a good morning from france to my zaccie", "Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late", "Yes babe, you`re so welcome!", "night Diana and if you travel soon take care", "1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck", "Heading back home with a win!", "awww she`s laavly ;) I had to come in but I`ve got a stunning wee tan (l) ;) yourself?", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "Yes PM PM you are right", "had an answered prayer which caught me by surprise. LORD, you are amazing!", "Awesome fortune cookie! I think you really WILL go to exotic places. Hope all is well!!!", "ily babe. Sweet dreams.", "Thanks for making me laugh", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Oh, that would be riveting TV! Trips to the break room, coffee, toothpicks in the eyes to keep them open.", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "Awesome! Wish I could fly out to see her", "liz just left aww it was so good to see her.", "Yay! You finally get to have a trip away from home again! How exciting! You 2 going to shop a bit ?", "We knew what what you meant!", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "Tyring to pack for my Aruba trip (soul beach music fest)", "yeah, i`m so excited.", "Good morning MiaMiaDC My weekend was great and I just had my Monday, which was also great I hope you have a wonderful day!", "are you making fun of the call-in guy?", "Morning...is anyone out there???", "Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool", "Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?", "Oh man sold out had to step away from my desk for 10 min! you were right", "i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!! (FAREWELL!!!)", "Isss boredddd, gotta be up in the morningg", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "my pic is back.. out of the blue..", "what a beautiful morning! nice to be out", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh friday..and I work tomorrow", "TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "excited how the jon does will do today Good luck guys ;)", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "with emma going 2 see diversity today :O x", "... Yay! I can give you a lesson tomorrow, at Church.", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "You are very sweet, my everyday hero friend", "The seat was a nice place to go", "Best show of my life. Guess I`m going to sc this week", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "aww cant wait to have you back in LA! <333", "It`s sunny and I feel really well today! Yippeee!", "its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!", "Oh and Cali plans are a GO! I might get to see DA too and she`s my hero and rocks my socks", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "Ohmygosh. I KNOW. That would make my night for SURE. lol. Goodnight!", "its ok saw u with joey thought u looked interesting like the same things on #SanctuarySunday", "babysitting my hubby cam cam", "i work til 10:15...", "At least you made it", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "that would be most ideal. However...now I dont see myself leaving before 3 Gonna have to take a rain check", "i can`t wait till tomorrow. just because its a new day", "The ship has landed.", "Welcome to Twitter I hoped it wouldn`t be long before you saw the light and joined us!", "because he _real_nash wants to be an honorary Filipino i`ll follow him now ;)) thanks !", "hope yer ok hunny", "really wanted to go to that gig tonight", "One more day baby.", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "Its WoW! effect Thanks for the update.", "p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "I thought when u go #2 your tummy is supposed to feel better not worse", "I just got twitter for my palm <3", "easties you can go there anytime", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "told you, you would sweep haha :-p", "Ok NOW I can hit the hay. Thank you", "is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.", "i`m awake, too early for my liking on a sunday...but i`m looking at my pictures last night was bloody awesome, there are no words...", "thanks, I deserve it.", "Lol, triplet. Haha I`m so glad that morgan got the bag even if she didn`t ride the ride", "Let me know how that turns out!!", "home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list", "I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!" ]

[ "I miss you sweetie!", "ugh... dunno why im just not in the best of moods... how do i know if i have allergies? meh...", "i miss my puppies...", "Just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk`s 'Pygmy' and kind of hated it. I`m really disappointed; I had pretty high hopes for this one.", " LMAO!!! Man I was so bummed when she stopped braiding", " SO jealous...see if you can get some Dallas concert tix out of her...it`s all sold out!!", "Hello dark hair! Well, my plans for today just got cancelled make some better ones?!", "Ugh I don`t feel well again all of a sudden", "computer.. please stop being so loud so i can do my work", "Still Doing Grench paper and still getting distracted", "I`m very conflicted here. I really like Mike but I still have feelings for Darrin. It`s really complicated. I don`t know what to do.", " u callin me grimmy", "I really despair over the whole copyright situation http://bit.ly/yLY0I ~ being visually impaired means you don`t deserve to read #sccr18", "Installed office for Mac & messed up all my fonts on safari, **** on a stick! help! can`t even read the solutions online #badmicrosoft", "Moving makes me sore. Dunno if we are gonna make it! Its getting close!", "What a dreary day in LA. Where did all our sunshine go?" ]

[ "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "at least you have a next year into the big wide world for me!", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "saying goodbye to for a year she`s been awesome in helping me fit into the team at Veritas!", "i wish i could of been at commencement this yr i wonder if they`re really going to protest.", "I wish you where going to be in the Saga", "i hope you feel better", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "TV time see yall later! xoxo", "I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Last time in the drama room", "It is a recession", "Colleen really sincerely hopes that gets better soon.", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "_iain well my team couldn`t", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "I wanna go but my car not here...", "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "I wish I could go. See ya at Warped for sure tho!", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "My sources say no", "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "I think i need some new friends", "I got to feel the belly, but not the baby.", "and by the way it`s short stack, not sway sway sway sway baby is a song of theirs", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "Job??????? Not so much.", "I really wish i would hear from josh", "lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason", "I could see your quote but not vote for it??", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "there`s just no air", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "_Mom Maybe people would start looking for us... like 'where`s Waldo' but 'where`s the CKC'?", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "CEREAL DOESNT COME WITH TOYS ANYMORE!. i jus been thinkin i was buyin the wrong kinds say it aint so Mo.", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "last day of volleyball miss everyone already. Oh well, banquet on 10th hopefully everyones gonna be there", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "#BGT DCD Seniors were good, but not good enough.", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "I was going to send you the photo by DM but can`t as you not following me...", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "are you not well?", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "it does but that game doesn`t.", "Cant find my red lighter that reminds me of Amy", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "i only hav 8 followers !", "_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "ya`ll going out without me", "that is yo name girllll!", "I wish it would rain...but it won`t", "_ i guess we will wait & see..", "Wow Derek Rose got a next student to do his SATs. so what now? He can`t play no more?", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "sore head..hope my girls ok", "I luv urs! admitting niley with a kiss (: but then they change their minds haha & demi/sterling (: not jemi but still cute", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "Didn`t make to my cousin`s yacht convention. Hope he doesn`t get upset. And hope he won.", "She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "i`ve not had a reply on my topic yet lolz welll its not somethin you could reply too but yanno ;)", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "cant send the dream story on twitter. sending on bebo mail x", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "Big Sugar = yet another `90`s bandwagon I was too late to get on. Next S&D BNL should reunite them (kind of like they did for the Odds).", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "I don`t know! She never answered me", "But is on page 6 at Ms Twitterworld, only 26 votes", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "i cant do anything", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "im officially done with school til fall.", "i havent got a call", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "thank/ u guys so so much for helping me out on the followers thing! but im probably not gonna win cause i dont have 100 followers yet!", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "i wanna b maliks from taking the stage", "My girl needs a hug! She lost here cell phone", "hope yer ok hunny" ]

[ "Well on a normal day I`d already be done with work...Unfortunately this is not a normal day. Which means I`ll be in the office till late.", " I`m having trouble viewing it as well on you tube for some reason", "R.I.P little bird that flew into my window snapping his neck", " I would think the pres would be afraid you`d Pun`k him", "Lies...lies...lies....you just cant avoid to lie about practically...EVERYTHING!", "_skies I want to dance with you too I haven`t really listened to that song since you left. It makes me miss you more", "Oh good God crampsss...", " i can`t vote for her i`m #frustraded :@", "The most painful sound in the world to me is the crying of someone I love. What`s worse is I can`t even hold them and say I`m sorry", " why do you hate me!?", " ooops! the last link is the same as the first! sry my mistake", " It`s time to be all u can be like the reserves....I lost one.", " I don`t want to be a complete hypocrite - I attended an R-rated event while I was there - the timing was just ironic.", "not having a good day..one bad thing after another", "Woke up early! Still sick", " its not just you - its properly dragged this week" ]

[ "wow! I`ve joined the photography scene pretty recently so this (large format) makes it even more interesting", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Photo: I like da cooolooorss and the composition is great scribkin: http://tumblr.com/xyb1qw8cb", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "chapter 27... probably on monday. i still need more comments.", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "just downloaded the tweet deck....look at my and my saviness", "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "awww don`t be sad we`ll download a copy for you!", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "No. That would be too easy. All I have is the user manual which is not enough for me to claim his bike", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "Crab boat? I have my mobile set to go off every night, to remind me to head to bed", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "weird, `cause i synced mine this morning and got the new episode...", "maxxie and anwar. ep 5? i think. i am up to that one next.", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "depressed that both of those are already out but yours isnt. I want your book!!", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "Ha ha, might be - I`ve doubled my morning intake already in the last couple of days - now have a HUGE bowlful!", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Alright, I`m coming get another spoon ;)", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "The only thing about preparing 5 sermons in one week is just when you think you are done...you have to prepare the powerpoint slides", "I uploaded my random fandom trailer to youtube, check it out in here. It`s also in HD http://tinyurl.com/d5oyfl", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "lol I really wanna go there!! Imma check the vid out rite now", "=O you need to ask him something? Lmao I love him too", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "hahaha Really, I`m just trying to figure out the last time he was on FB by looking at all of his friends pages", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "My new design portfolio is finally on the web: http://www.designia.nl - Still needs some tweaking on the details but it`s ok for now,", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "Sent Twitterville 1.2 off to Apple for review More screenshots etc will be released later this week.", "_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?", "Is my picture showing?", "i want to gooo", "MAKE ME ONE! I`m still craving shrimp", "lolzz @ public script, wait - n- watch", "LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "Has so much to blog, but has no time to", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "look like i can only quick post from the dashboard that is all", "Restoring new iTouch 2. Excited to use it. Yeeeeeeeee. Goodbye iTouch 1.", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "just checked again and it worked!! Sorry", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "err you can turn on optimized js+css & caching once we deploy the thing, but I hear what you`re saying", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw", "Can I have a splodge of ketchup on mine please?!", "hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks", "I did for years and then moved over to an IBM compatible. Would love to have both on my desk! Can you call me a techie?", "**** **** **** ****, please comment me back ILY", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "its been clownin since it got flooded in htown in april. Got it repaired or so I thought.", "_v haha i was in your boat yesterday.. you`ll pick it up in no time", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "lol, my current mp3 player is a brick. It would be nice to have something slim", "yes I do! I`ll try posting some pics when I can", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "Now I remembered the password", "psst new blog up.. comments me likey", "doing some DIY- I`m dying mg clothes black again...save some money", "I get another pack of geography test, so I have to correct it on the weekend.", "found rollo! and got happy hmmm.. guess i really do need to be inserted back into the matrix 0_o", "i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited (L)", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Download movie 'Still Waiting...' http://tinyurl.com/d9g8sj cool #movie", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "READY!!!!! ... I`ve heard Bobo probobly 100 times , also BoboByeBye!!", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "hey bettiye, i did see her. stay tuned for videos and blog hows was obsessed?? i need to get thru exams then imma watch it", "Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "i can`t wait to hear your new album. i`m sure will be amazing.please just replay to me i love you so much!!!!", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto", "new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme" ]

[ "Facebook.com isint letting me change my profile picture", "I will move anywhere as long as it has a freaking dishwasher! I despise doing dishes", "ohhhh, how sad...I didn�t get it!", "Got stuck in a traffic jam today, i now have one sunburned arm", "ugh gone through 2 new phones and now my screen is black, which means no texting", " it was a biligual sweatshop LOL I talk 2 him once in a while but not as much, he got an r6", "Gee I`m totally hatin` this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I`ve studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?", "What a busy day ... am disappointed that today`s show is a repeat", " I need a hug because our pitching has been lackluster, our shortstops can`t field & Big Papi can`t get above the Mendoza line.", "also i hit my chin on something when i fell down and it hurts ugh... work is gonna suck", " I`m 25 in december that`s not good at all next big birthday is 30 after 21 it flys by for sure", "This weekend is going to be packed full of work for school No life this summer I`m afraid.", " nah. How it sucks to wear a suit and how the temp goes up 10 degrees when someone sits next to you", " I picked up some stuff I missed the 2nd time And to think you missed all the in jokes too!", " I don`t know what to write anymore! My mind must be tired. It`s past midnight here already. Do a tour in the Philippines?", "Pissed I fell asleep before I pushed `record` and missed !!" ]

[ "I have just looked the time and it is #BGT in 20mins. I may hibernate for an hour or so.", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "is in a good mood", "Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!", "Gonna celebrate Mothers Day with the family but gonna start the partying tonite", "it sure is Hope you`re having a great morning", "gonna head to bed then work, then moncton to see Jill", "My near daily exercise is starting to show results.", "Plan for this evening: dinner, shopping for dress shirts, watching Up, going to bed. Plan for Saturday: Funeral for a friend...", "I think i am getting a cold", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "my sleep pattern is screwed i need to try and stay up 2 midnight so i can get some decent sleep coz i havent slept", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "not a lonely day after all.", "You too - hope your day was good!", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", "_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?", "Boyfriend is out with friends tonight. Don`t know what to do with my evening", "#liesboystell buzy this week", "insomniac over here as well", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Today is check in day for week 12 of the Artist`s Way! Hurray time to celebrate another good completed journey.", "paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!", "11:11 pm Perrrfect universal alignment. <33", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.", "I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "nah i followed them first then they followed me. i think 12-306 overnight is pretty good", "feeling any better hon?", "K now I`m really going to bed even tho I ain`t tired night! <3", "Is getting ready for work... Working all weekend", "waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )", "just got home from a nice party, just not tired yet", "Good morning everybody !!", "long weekend is over... looking forward to end of May then", "uup morning, off to school. see ya ****", "A lovely couple of days with friends from Wolverhampton. At least the weather improved for their last day today. On call tomorrow", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "Morning & welcome new followers! I tweet business & pleasure so just fair warning", "Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!", "how is your coding going?", "Signing off for the night. Watching 'The Reader' and I`m sure I`ll snooze off at some point. Good night all", "short work week for me", "good stuff, cant wait for the results", "is boiling in the office, air con any1 ?", "happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh", "chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao", "Ok then have a good day", "starts tomorrow and I start to study again", "Good nite everybody! <:Baby Boy:>", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "Was watching downstairs Now getting ready for bed. Piano in the morning.", ": thx for the follow!", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "last full day of vacation", "Its sunny atm, need to drop my brother for his classes later, so will find out then", "promised myself not to eat crisps but im starving and theres nothing else quick to eat", "alright cool. See you tomorrow thank you!", "Im hungry and its cold", "Ill have a photo up tomorrow! Kay", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "http://twitpic.com/4wt8a - pretty **** good friday night", "yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!", "has one more paper left", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "Good Morning Rock Star Nurse", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok", "That`s me set up for an exciting Sunday lol", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!", "Ooh, new Bonkers is out tomorrow, nearly forgot about that", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "I`ve been up late this week watching Jay Leno. Tonight is his last show But now he`ll move up to 10pm not sure if the material will bsame", "still needs another 6 hours of sleep", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "thought I was going to have a fun day", "nice night, should be golfing", "AM`s good for us GMT-ish people, I think. Looking forward to it and hope you`re batteries & laptop will be recharged soon.", "happy almost mother`s day", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "Ive been passed out drunk for the passed couple of hours. Good to go now", "looking forward to coffee and driving tomorrow. really", "just fed three very hungry stray kitties three cans or tuna. i hope they stay warm and safe tonight", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "Day is going well so far. Meeting until 4 though.", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "at first i thought bar life meant you were partying nonstop to catch up for the last 2 years...lol shoulda known better", "I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!", "how`s the translation going?", "whaaay, first day on my own tomorrow. this should go well", "Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks", "In a rush.... Lunchtime anyway", "going to head to bed now finally...goodnight! Hopefully my dreams will consist of ravishing things, such as: Zachary Quinto.", "Watching videos on youtube with the bf. Thinking about going to bed soon.", "Presenting today...hope it leads to the ability to move up one day", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "I thought when u go #2 your tummy is supposed to feel better not worse", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "The dayem computer #twpp", "Last day of holydays, gotta get back to work Anyway, 2 great weeks", "bout to take a shower.... a cold shower", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "Thanks for asking, Sarah I am glad tomorrow (5th) is a holiday here in Korea. I will have some rest and I will be right as rain.", "that`s two and a half hours completed now. chillaxing until half 2", "Loves fatty take away nights... yummy then coming home and facespacing with my roomies", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "hopefully the weather has been nice/cooperating" ]

[ " You`re just jealous! Guess you`ll be walking around the office tomorrow in your Malo!", "oh...my foot`s hurting now. About 5 minutes after I took it out though.", " I saw slater on some MTV show, So you think you wanna dance with slater or some **** like that. Where`s Kelly Kapowski", "Sooo the Children`s Museum was closed for a fund raiser when we got there. annoying", " I wish our didn`t close", "Is sick. Staying home because that`s what Levy said to do.", " dohh! is it old? I had never heard it.. I`m so last year..", "Working. I can`t wait till 4:30. Funeral on monday.", "I feel bad over everything.. How can I be so stupid? Why was I so harsh? Its my fault, I know it. I`m sorry SaVvy, love you guys<3", " trouble is i don`t think any of this is helping my wrists.", "Well school`s finally over and idk but I`m sad I`ll miss my teachers. Goodbye Mrs R. and Mr. Collister", "_y_Tony and didn`t bring me any???? You suck", " thats a bad start to the day!", " that sigh doesn`t sound happy.", "Jumped on a train to visit or rescue my mom. Totally forgot my sweatshirt And forgot to bring my make up! First time ever forgetting :/", "Watching Dr. Phil`s special on same-**** marriage. It`s sad how ignorant some people are" ]

[ "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "Repeat final seconds of Game 3 Dal-Den please! **** THOSE OFFICIALS. :| Anyway, happy mothers day.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "no phone call yet.. 20 minutes until I pluck up the courage. I WISH MY PHONE WOULD RING", "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "_apuya hey hey andrew!!! haha! ;P well happy mother`s day to your mum.", "Sorry for your loss. I know how you feel. She or he was a lucky cat.", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "Rest In Peace ADaM 12 & GLeNN EPPS.... Gone but never forgotten... what a week ...Loud in da air 4 ya", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "he`s retiring from the tonight show im so bummed. he was awesome ha. AND CONGRATS MY DEAR", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "Wooops! Meant I agree with Boomstone..trying 2 reply 2 both, LOL. Happy Mothers Day to you as well! TTY soon!", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "have to go now by`all <3 see ya later guys ****", "right guys i have to go", "not there but wish I were", "Calling all mothers, calling all mothers...get your butts to bed - the kids`ll be here tomorrow", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "wut do i do now????", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "John at a college thing staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.", "Woke up and it`s bank holiday monday, so no college. got a text from tom via jason`s mobile earlier today, so i`m hoping they turned up.", "Mama? you`re the best thing that ever happen to me. thanks for everything & and sorry for hurting you... I LOVE YOU! <3", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY!", "Guess it was too much to hope for me to have a nice relaxing Mothers Day!... Happy Mothers Day mommies", "please please please please let my match be cancelled today. PLEASE", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "at work closing files", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "He`s gonna do it for mothers day Ever notice Papa looks like Squiggy from Laverne snd Shirley. I love him.", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "It`s 4pm Friday, he left at 6am Thursday.... surely he should be there now", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "_**** not as yet... i would just like to know if its okay for your mum before ask my mumm hopefuly there gonna tell us soon!!!", "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "i wish i could call you but it will cost a lot my parents wont let me", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!!!! <3", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "Off to bed after hours on the phone gossiping with Bia, lol. Nite nite, sleep tight!", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "Oh my ex / room mate is moving out today", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4", "is my son - he gets my vote today coz he has grown into a loving, caring `soul-full` man - who loves his mum", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "I think Max (my cat) may really be gone", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "Goin to bed... Finally. So sleepy! *Happy mothers day!*", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "I need some cheering up", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Nope, I`m on my way home now.", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso." ]

[ " i am sorry i don`t like girls ~that way", "Immediately regretting my decision to come into the office today, miss my bed", "don`t want to go!!!", "back time. I wish I was a teenager again. I wish I could feel healthy again. I can`t remember what it`s like to feel healthy anymore.", "Is feeling a bit lonely", " I`m So Mad I Wont Be There!!!!!!!!! UGHHH!!!", " yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha", " For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee.", "EVERYONE VOTE FOR MILEY CYRUS FOR THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS BECAUSE I CAN`T THAT DOE`T WORK AT ME I`M #FRUSTRADED :@", "i got stung. by a bee.", "Have you ever realized you never fully have everything you want? feelin` down.", "im blonding ... slowly but surely im blonding ... i wana scratch my hair but im not allowed", "Chilling with some tv quite bored at the moment", "Now have an unpleasant talk w/n-laws 2 look 4ward 2....", "Soooo full that im starting to feel sick", "Omg my head still hurts, i need to get my comics today so i got to hurry lol" ]

[ "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "wut do i do now????", "#wheniwerealad can you explain how that worked? lol and no rude explanations pleeezzze", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "My cat died of kidney failure during my math test This day needs to get better.", "Hello again How`d ur saturday go?", "RIP to officer Edwards. May GOD continue to bless his family. What`s up wit cops killing cops. Seen the same thing happen on 'The WIRE'.", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Kyneton for breakfast this morning at Slow Living. Noice. Such a beautiful sunny autumn day Drove back to Melb via Daylesford", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "Is youtube not working properly for anyone else? I can`t watch videos because they keep failing to load", "Come online! I need someone to talk to", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "hey hunnie how are u?? I miss talkin to u! Ty for the follow", "no work today! went shopping, and now relaxing &learning for the toefl", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "aww sorry boo. I haven`t bought a printer in 4 years; my canon i900d is still making amazing prints. Have zero fisheye exp.", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "You guys need to get on me. It`s been 2 weeks since I`ve went on a cache hunt #geocaching", "I need some cheering up", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "rt #barcampbkk3 for entertainment at night, bring your favourite mp3s .. there should be a way we can enjoy music together", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "my laptop broke, who wants to help a girl out and take me to best buy this weekend. please ill feed u.", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "moving 11 blocks up the street. goodbye hardwood floors", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "http://twitpic.com/4bckp - that should answer part of your question", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back good luck!", "Hey David! Gone on the Eye yet? It`s my birthday, and you singing @ Ipswitch-best present ever! Have fun breakfast hunting!", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you", "Brought cat to specilist. May be ectopic uritors. Doing ultrasound. Surgury would be >$2000. may need to take him back to humane society", "Can`t believe ER is over", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "i need to get my computer fixed", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "_com All breaking news will be tweeted here I hope welcome to twitter!", "Downloading TF2, a mere 6.3G ... 3% nearly instantly now down to about 500KB", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "__ thank You! I almost forgot hoe to type on the keyboard how long I was anway from my PC..", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Ok hubby really isnt going to be logging off anytime soon what to do what to do?", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "unplugging for the rest of the day. Have a good one everybody!!", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "Female and Male 3 year old Labs looking for new home Family is loosing their home. Both must stay together. Contact me if interested.", "where are the good music and lyrics?! it seems like humans have lost their ability to understand whats good and whats bad.", "Is feelin right rite now", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "thanks babe. I guess I will find the right person one day, til then I`m better off alone", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "*sniff sniff* I want thie App for my iPhone but it`s only in America. Free Anime, Games shows and more for you iPhone = Win. But no UK =", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "_DinaSadik forensic mein kya hai! bas rat te jaao and micro?havin a micro exam soon,the lab diagnosis of all d individual bacteria!", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S", "Downloading Chex-Quest! Been about 12 years sins it`s final release you say? Your Right!", "out of commish for a few days in ATL with fam. Just saw the updates to the .net website... Looks AWESOME!", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "goodnight twitter, ill see you after 10 + hours of sleep or more", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "just got back home... bored now", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "? today and tomorrow at taipei, anyone free for drink? http://plurk.com/p/rpgyy", "Hoping the day gets better now", "ipod touch: worth the money? because i`m thinking of buying one. my ipod is dead since this morning", "going to have bfast now", "Well, #Evernote is giving away Wireless SD cards 4 fllwng thm on twitter & tweeting abt #evernote_eyefi But US/CAN only http://tr.im/mPxn", "So, I picked up Chris Botti`s~Live in Boston CD, listening while driving home tonight under the moon. Didn`t want it to end.", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "what are u doing now ??", "Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there" ]

[ "i could tell its gonna be an angry day...", "I Want To Go See Up. But I Don`t Want To Go With My Mom And Brother.", " your knowledge of X-men is starting to scare me", " Too much? No, not unless one of the pillows ends up suffocating the one sleeping next to you.", "Missing from BKK na.", " Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::", " sorry to hear that", "I wonder why thumbnail pictures aren`t showing up on my TweetDeck?", "my apartment is emptying out more & more each day.. so sad.. last week at 2000", "why im not sleeping !!", " Hi Yes wasn`t she absolutely terrible! How on earth does she hear a good tune from her ears? Lol", "My throat is killing me", "I am so hungry...if my arm were on the core diet I would eat it! Guess I have to wait until dinner is ready", "ooh i feel so sleepy... its 10:24 a.m. and i dont wanna go to school 2day but i have to...", "_nichole i miss my earrings lol you should let me know when your close by", "Finally out of school for today! HAD TO SIT IN LIBRARY FOR A LONG TIME" ]

[ "ur Mom just called. Guess NOT. C U @ 5", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "I would watch if I was at home", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", ": Where are you?", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "lolz at your modesty...***kix rox***...now all the gals will be lined up at your door", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "hey hunnie how are u?? I miss talkin to u! Ty for the follow", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!", "Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!", "damnit i didn`t but neither did you so win!", "Just getting home from work...finally", "lao mein and spanikopita HAHA you would have to be here to know", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "haha Hey, Well if you were in the elevator you should have said more!", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "What`s all your fault?", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "I wanna go but my car not here...", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "I missed out on carrot cake last night. Hope you had fun .", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online", "tweet us a story X", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "About to go on 6 hour journey home", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "I had to find out via twitter", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "I had 2 hoes .. now I have none", "ilooked in my phone book and ur name was the first to show and i was like i got ti-ti number but it was just ur email", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "I must have viewed that picture of me and from saturday morning about a milling times x", "Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "Signing off folk, might be back on later!", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "eww What r u doing atm?", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "I did.`t Get tht.", "We in bed now.", "i need to get my computer fixed", "is off to somewhere.", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "My tweetdeck won`t pull up.", "Im had to leave early to go to piccolo practice.", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "not for too long I hope x", "had a good day but im now skint again", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -", "sometimes spam leaks in to the message board.", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "Why aren`t you at blue martini with me??", "I can`t DM you because you aren`t following me", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "If it makes you feel better I lost 10 overnight cause I posted a picture of a baby", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "#TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "Coffee time be back later kisses*", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "thanks clair, I haven`t watched it yet.", "What were you doing up at that time??", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "oks yes infact we had chatted earlier on n00b.in as well", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "I was in there earlier I`m not at home I`m ok my iPod!", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "last day working for Tend", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "Made it home..Night my twitties", "finally home crazy party 2nite! thanks 4 driving me home!", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "haha wats this about?", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!" ]

[ "I lost a follower oh well probably one of those mute ones anyway.", " sux, I`m thinking of being an accountant. Mad monies! I`m a middleschool cafeteria manager (25k/yr)", " I can`t has blocked me. I can`t even request", " I KNO!!! im so sad! evry1 is leavin its horrible! im supposed to b happy for summer but i cant ima miss evry1!", "i lost my nintendogs, it`s very upsetting.", " We were all set to get a room last Saturday! I can`t apologise enough for missing out Deccy", "i am SOOO mad...yesterday and today...SUCKED!!!so much!", "New work wellness challenge not going well. I committed to not check email between 10 pm and 6 am. Failed on first day. Twice", " thank for ur gnite and... *thank* for ur photo of sims 3... heart broken here", "Starting to spoil my pug since her brother Max passed away on Tuesday. We miss him.", "My best mate found out that I am moving. She doesn`t understand I wanna do something with my life; Leaving to go to Uni..", " not but I went to his page and it made me hungry", " I have that problem with adult shirts too. It`s so annoying since a lot of adult player shirts don`t come in kid sizes", "ugh blisters on both my big toes and on both my legs and my shoulders are raw as ****. my life sucks right now", "anyone else having a problem accessing their account info on the istore? i cant buy music and cant look at my account", "**** it. Totally gutted I decided not to go out tonight. Roni Size is DJing" ]

[ "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "oh ok i always wondered how that worked. i only have the top of my ear done. i dont think i could get anything else pierced", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "Wow, such a crazy night of ever changing emotions! I liked it tho", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbbrrrrrrrrr", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "But now it`s gone", "Ooh can I have some? I`m hungry but I don`t wanna get outta bed", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "all of em! Hahahahaha sry", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)", "_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "LoL! there u go..that`s the spirit haha", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Omg,... just had the best roast ever! but now im full haha,..", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "You know, you can read almost all your Tweets as some sort of disgusting euphamism. It`s quite fun", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "remember and drink plenty of fluids! and no buwieser dose not count!", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "yeah it does...i had fun today...i regret not taking that cup now...it was awesome...i must find one just like it now", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!", "awww bless her. she made me cry", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "I created a monster! bwahaha! oh, and I got your baby home safe and sound.", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "_DinaSadik forensic mein kya hai! bas rat te jaao and micro?havin a micro exam soon,the lab diagnosis of all d individual bacteria!", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "Aw what about me", "especially if you`re with a vampire", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Hey, that`s my Bug! And my martini glasses . . .", "sore head..hope my girls ok", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "Well I *did* put in a good innings...sweared at the brother in law..was in fine form", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset", "What`s all your fault?", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Dinner=Buffalo burger with provolone cheese melted on top with beefsteak tomatoes and spinach. Divine. Pic on facebook to come.", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe", "Just got stung by nettles lol in about 3 fingers and I mean come on that dude with the apples needed to step it up a notch!", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "i can`t believe it...", "http://twitpic.com/4jco5 - The Result of working the Green/Black fingers...", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts", "Ah this is getting to me", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "haha I tried covering it with make up.. It doesn`t work lol so wearing a scarf is the way to go.", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr" ]

[ "#itsucks when everyone but the one i want to text me is texting me!", "is sad she is going to miss the Dream Team party... but i didnt RSVP in time.", "It SUCKS when my playmate is MIA all weekend. Sad", " it is so sad that me and my roommate fry chicken just about every night @ 330 4. We just finished tonight`s batch", "just spent an hour trying to get the newborn bird in my front garden to fly. poor baby no success!", " its so sad! i wish i could stay longer! It the last time ill see you tonight better not wear my make up!", "somebody smuggle me to sydney, i`ll be your slave for eternity", "Not looking forward to next wednesday at all", " well even with her breakdown she was better than the other acts unfortunately! Britain`s got very little talent", " You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???", "Has that feeling like when you want to cry but you dont so you get that empty feeling in your stomach and your throat starts to hurt.", " cuz airlines are super lame.", "I think I`ve got invisible glass shards in my hands cause my fingers keep having painful pokey feelings", "O dnt even like wearing my skinny jean no more cuz of yall **** **** ni99as...", " in bucher`s class?! i cried too!", " when it rains it pours - how true is that? I`m so sorry I hate those kinda times." ]

[ "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "Random has an a", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "feeling any better hon?", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "If you guys would be interested in watching me get tattooed tomorrow, let me know!", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "What does 'drink responsibly' mean to you? Please share a tip (or two if you`re drunk right now )", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........", "i am ****...**** you lucas at your czech republic beer that tastes like heaven in a bottle!! Your amazing", "I`m thinking you deserve an award. A big shiny one.", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "fingers crossed for you.", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "everything counts what are you drinking?", "hahaha. do it you`ll have a blast.", "@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "you stopped followin me?", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Hahahahahahahahahah! That tickled me so much!", "Wah, why are you sad?", "_shediddy lol , you gotta share too", "Heehee, how did you know who I was talking about?", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "hi babe how you doing", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", ", just dont understand what`s it got to do with me. I`m just a nice girl", "why that`s a halo", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "what are you? flavor of the day?", "LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference", "i have a crush on someone!", "why don`t you have that song you gave me that song", "the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!", "is it a test to gauge audience reaction? who ARE you?!", "I didn`t find my dress", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "are you in KL? I am up for a drink?", "Do you not like turtles?", "wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough", "I guess you`re responding to me about DC. If that`s the case...", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "If it doesn`t work out drop me a line. I would love to talk with you more about this", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow", "lol i hope i find someone to give me one too! lol", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "I want to play", "false alarm on the house", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "i`ll take a lookie, sound great", "my guys call me ``Bart of the critical questions``. I`m guessing that`s a good thing. #zeropoint.IT", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "thanks :0 I will try", "I need some DRANK & 'GRAPE KONTAKT' from my girlies lol SOOOO SERIOUS!", "what`s going on ?", "well, my question is on your blog post", "thanx peeps 4 following me", "OR, just make someone walk on ur back?? I`m a professional back walker-on`er I could use that too, on the lower regions!", "With my jordie for a little bit", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "Thanks for making me laugh", "just got my first lesson in when rain meets my white shirt if one more man tells me they like my bra on more time! smh", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "_matta take my 'how well do you know me' quiz!! i made one the other day... no one took it yet i put pics from yday on fb ****", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "You missed me! lol", "I`ll put your name on the list", "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "Hello How are you", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol", "i skyped u las nite", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "I`ll oscillate from one to the other.", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "didnt say goodnight to you", "LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'", "i will do that.." ]

[ " I made room...I don`t have a bed from how much room I made and now I`m outta space for sure lol, and I know I`m pathetic", "I am so sad...", "says ptour2 tom. hello school again. ****! http://plurk.com/p/x15fh", "Wearing glasses gives me a headache.", "just left & already misses Nashville be back sunday", " ohhh ok. so like, it`s more frustrating? I had my hands on a 3g iphone last week but it was upgraded so i couldn`t unlock it", "Jus Got Hom Fr. TDa Funeral... I`m So Sad! I Cried So Much Times! Much Love Grandpa!<3 I Never Got To Say My Last 'Goodbye' to Him.", "Finally, im back online! I miss my lappy. So many things to follow up. Starting with Ning... Haha.", "Watchin tyra bored like always my stomach hurts", " on your ani? sorry", " yeah i got ur text! well ive only been on summer break for a week, and so far its been boring... all i do is watch tennis matches", " stop being mean to me!! ur hurting my feelings", "_radio yeah :S i feel all funny cause i haven`t slept enough i woke my mum up cause i was singing she`s not impressed :S you?", "is lonely in need of company", "Dang it! I REALLY look like ****!! Sigh only had 35mins to shower and 10mins to get ready", "even though it`s only 7am on Saturday morning, it feels like the weekend is already over. btw I`m awake because I had a bad dream.." ]

[ "_Exp not where i live.", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "Art History Quiz... I didn`t study", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "At work making more $$.. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing I can SHOP some more once I get paid I`m becomin a SHOPAHOLIC hehe", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this", "http://twitpic.com/2aa0m - So this is where you`re getting the $$$ for the island", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "I wish i could have a pole, we got no space for it maybe i should throw out some furniture and get a pole", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "i need to make more of an effort to meet some of my best online friends like <3 but **** the money it costs D:", "i always feel last.", "they tryna get me 2 sing on mic n i said NO NO NOOOOOOOO", "I can`t buy, only rent!", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "i think i have a fever", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "thats my moan for the day", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?", "i wanna b maliks from taking the stage", "is thinking about a career change", "Off from work now!", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "not there but wish I were", "The $500 I saved on not buying a couch is going towards paying my visit to ER for UTI", "right guys i have to go", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum", "you will never be the same...", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Did I miss the fun?", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "MY CAR IS ALMOST DEFINATELY GOING TO BE WRITTEN OFF! THE GARAGE RANG AND SAID THE WORK WILL COST 3K AND ITS UP TO THE INSURANCE CO", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "I think me gettin a physical change", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "I have to go to work.", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "yeah, not meant to be", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "i didnt get paid this week roll on tuesday", "I am never going to get these pictures taken", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "no clubs...no parties...ive spent my friday and saturday night workin on music and am quit content", "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "i have much to learn", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "but worth it i spose", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "Just went through my piggy bank, man there was a hell of a lot of money in there! I can easily live out of just it for the next 2 weeks", "_3girls LOUISE !! You r not adopted - ballet it is. You`ll love it and then the cocktails after even more!", "But now it`s gone", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "_express i didnt get to see it tonight", "Job??????? Not so much.", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "I hate the exams . first time and last time in this school then i`m out ! after 10 years! yaaaay !", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "woof, I wish I was allowed to go", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "today is going to be a long day", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "i think 30 bucks and i dunno" ]

[ " Jealous I wanted see that film", "i`m a little sad that school ended today i`m moving so i`m going to miss all my new friends from this year. just got a hair cut", "going crazy, the pain is unbearable..& i gotta wait till thursday!?", " hell yea its hot here i miss cali", " Ok that`s not true! Plus, you`re insulting me saying that I`m insulting you! I`ve been trying to cheer you up. But�nada�", "ahh! big scary bug flying around my room!!!!!", "Someone just bought the domain i planned on buying yesterday ****", " i am sorry i don`t like girls ~that way", "_cm Didn`t drink enough for a hangover, just tired and over worked", " I`m straining to hear but it`s very hard from all the way over here.", "i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy", "editting **** on here in school is a drag. i give up lol ill do it at home. i wanna go home T-T my vida is so boring right now", " mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show 'm8' bailed out", " if you weren`t 'picky' (=precise) i might not find you as interesting to talk to", " What? I was being serious.", "Hear full album preview during todays webcast! #jonasnewsongs NO WAYYY I couldn`t `tune in`" ]

[ "maybe going to the movies later? ik ****", "Time to head back home. My business here is done.", "Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up", "Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol", "Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter", "wow! party! my new life! it is awesome! no more girlfriends they just create tons of drama! babes at a party is the way to go! just w ...", "uup morning, off to school. see ya ****", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "i`ve just woken up", "yeah I`ve been there, my son is two so we go to only the kid friendly places now;) congrats on the baby!", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "haha i will remember that ****", "Headed back to Baltimore tonight", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", "denial can be very powerful", "its almost your birthday!!", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "I think the very late night on Friday just hit me off to town to meet a friend soon for ice cream and coffee", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...", "i am outta here... see you guys later (or tomorrow)... happy mom`s day again!", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "i think in the end, remembering the poetry and feeling behind something is far more important than the name.", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "Wow I really need to have fun tonight now", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "gonna head to bed then work, then moncton to see Jill", "11 30s way early! anyway nigth night love you!", "peace & quiet. Enjoy it while it lasts!", "Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink", "I could never do that to one of my children, look what happened to Nina Zavaroni (sp) Brooke Shields and Drew Barrymore", "Playing Monopoly Jr. with the lil one.. Cheating isn`t as much fun when the other person has absolutely no idea", "Last time in the drama room", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "waking up at 6 am? yuuup. still going out tonight? you better believe it.", "looks like your having fun", "and young ones....'look what I found'....'breakfast'....", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "Here I`m staying up with you and you`re not talking to me. hehe", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Who`s going out tonight? I want to go out ****", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "farewelling an employee tonight...", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "work at 6am. Gotta go to bed soon", "Writing or making sense ?", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "I`m out of town next week We`ll have to party when I get back. Happy early Birthday!", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "time to learn another language?", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "Going for a ride! Perfect night to go out and chill", "left the bases loaded...", "On the way home.", "friday night is my fav night of the week but now I have to go to stupid dog training classes", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "One interlock down one to go", "but i`m talking to the boy first", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "so technically....i havent really gotten out of bed. so i think you`re right and i`m gonna stay here!", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "its nice to have no assignments for the night", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "enough for today, good night all", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Had a nice visit last night from a boy with voracious stubble, does anyone know what to do about a raw chin? haha", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "what r u doing tonight bro?I wanna go out", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", "Good morning! Nothing in particular, meeting people and having drinks this evening what are you doing with your Monday?", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)", "Parrrtty!..Playing twister and getting tipsy!...well everyone else is lol", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "About to clock into work", "i should of gone to kirsty`s for the night, anything to get out of the house", "Happy robbie drank a good bit, as long as he doesn`t wake up sick", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "Have fun tomorrow night. I think it will be more fun at a bar than art gallery. Wish I could be there", "Time for bed! Hope your saturday was as lovely as mine was..." ]

[ "_Dreaming what?! miley`s gonna quit hannah montana?...i don`t wanna believe it!", " That`s not good, sorry to hear that, where did he park it?", "I`m so sorry Drace this sucks so bad", "i have such a sore head", "Why is it that 'shipping & handleing' are soooo expensive??? It is more than 50% of my entire order! Not ordering yet.", "My teratoma has a cavity and is experiencing male-pattern baldness", " Idk. I`m only a stupid 7th Grader", "broken my leg comment me please", "wat a stressful week i jus hope everything falls into place 4me", "My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson", " T, im sooooo bored right now", "toooo much outside killen my eyes", "Beta 5 of 3.0 expired today, back on 2.2.1 until the public release. I miss it already", " well, I took it in early `00, graduated in `01. we were the final stage guinea pigs it seriously is a waste of time.", " trouble is i don`t think any of this is helping my wrists.", "wonders why am I so clumsy lately? http://plurk.com/p/x28ka" ]

[ "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "SAN DIEGO! MOVE DOWN HERE! although whether right now is pretty cold. im waiting for the suck so i can go surf I LOVE YOU", "I`m in a traffic jam", "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", ": Where are you?", "Tweet riot. I can`t download Tweet Genius on my other device", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "Arghhh...my korean dvd can`t see..I need to laugh..", "do u ever answer ur fans on here?? i wish u would. i have a question i`ve been wanting to ask u for months", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "eww What r u doing atm?", "http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "haha i have 2 ask, are you 2 as beautiful as ur voices? curse u super cool beautiful women who are likely unavailable! lol", "Hey Mr Luketic! I don`t have your number to send by phone. You can email me at heathfox.com if that would be ok.", "videos will be frozen until actual views catch up to the published, artificial, view count - OOFM was already frozen when we got to it", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "is needing to make a new video", "I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting", "Figuring out how this Twitter thing works", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "DM me your email addy n i`ll fwd dem 2 ya", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "my day is going way too fast", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "depressed that both of those are already out but yours isnt. I want your book!!", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "listening to faith spirituality and the internet", "would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.", "Why didn`t my favorite spotters last tweet go to my phone", "ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "Hmm... the new sports catalog and card jitsu updates are not appearing for me", "I should post some photos of my robots ok - offline for 4 hours now. ttfn (oh, so IM...)", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won`t be here till 6/9", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "Not actually managed to purchase anything from the ovi store yet. Constant server error on check out", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "_NZ busy,fun mother`s day thanks got what I wanted...a Wii Fit!!! Yay", "Hey girl, yeah I did..thanks a bunch!! I haven`t started downloading them yet...I totally owe you.", "I didnt get his tweet", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "ur linky no worky", "im not at litle oven tonight", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "Instant Internet Marketing EMPIRE! + *BONUS* recoup your investment in 24 hours or less http://vur.me/megainternetwealth/megaredpacket", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "Your STFU E3 list link is broke", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "My name is toggling in and out of Google Suggestions Help me by searching more for 'Ganesh Jaju' and clicking on some link", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "Almost lost my phone.", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "first of all i love your picture, PICTURE ****. & the boyfriend??? JACKIE. FML. WHY HAVEN`T YOU EMBRACED THE PHONE &", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what`s going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We`re stuck both directions", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "2026 2164 6790 9128 Add me up and lets play something.", "_cath a couple of years I knew you had one but I couldn`t find you for awhile..here you are!", "YES! I have my e-mail down to one window (most of which are marked for follow-up on Monday). all the dang paper still here tho", "wut do i do now????", "167 SQL queries to display one single deal page on OzBargain. Looks like I`ll have fun optimising it! Bad bad Drupal...", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "Thank you OpenDNS for saving me from Comcast`s crappy DNS server. My internet is back up to par finally.", "Chang thay anh online gi ca", "Seems like 60 min wait time should I call the wife now", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "Postponed is not abandoned. //", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "Twitter question: should I go to my brothers 1st soccer game of the season? OR, Should I stay warmed up in bed? 2 minutes to reply!!", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "it does but that game doesn`t.", "Wheres my phone ?!", "Yay got the Internet on my itouch working", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "how come? i want pizza", "_1993 Nope not yet Within 10 working days from Thursday. It should be in before 2 weeks Wednesday. It`ll be in before that! I hope", "Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", ": I sent you an other call me back message x", "the sing store won`t work.", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "#web20 -- a good metaphor in democratic process: Truth is better served, not by transparency -- but by the opaqueness of private `Vote`", "ur there when I`m not lol" ]

[ "Screw you guys and your prom pictures", "gonna do laundry....never did laundry @ a hotel before.....I miss you R.....even though you ignore me and don even check on me....", "PayPal hates me. It refuses to let me verify my account.", "http://twitpic.com/66roi - Man I miss this truck so much! had to return it cause it was 687.00 a month and 236.00 ins a month on it : ...", "_Obsession lol but its only gonna be 80 the water will prob be cold as heck...", "_n_booklife I heard about that too... that seems an overreaction...", "I WANT A GARDEN sitting inside when it`s sunny sucks.", " I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.", " And these poor, unfortunate souls don`t appear to have any pants at all... ? http://blip.fm/~78qvz", " Well that�s disappointing to hear.", "how I wish my parents put me into a Chinese school when I was younger. Then, it`ll be so much easier for me to get a job...", " this picture made me cry lol http://www.twitpic.com/671w1", "i lost friends, when i didnt do anything", " its not just you - its properly dragged this week", "so tired after work...but i have King`s Bounty Add-on and A Vampyre Story for a evening and X-men comixes is completely donloaded", " I **** miss that band so so much" ]

[ "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "diiinner its sooo cold right here D:", "fingers crossed for you.", ": no i`m not going.", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "me toooooo! Thank u", "Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal", "Totally agree, she wasn`t even as good as the judges said wither! Just said it to make her feel better", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "Well, there is THAT...", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "lol i know but it was just so funny, ahaha", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "I dont think so", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "and i wish i gave you one last kiss", "lol thanx, me too!", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "It`s such a romantic novel!! I cried in the end Now I`m going to bed. I`m so tired.", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "i cant do anything", "There is a sadness in the air at school but I got two awards!!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Thank you. I needed that", "are you having a bad day?", "Hate this song ? http://blip.fm/~5jg6f", "I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u", "now i`m done! good nite", "yeah I was like oh oh oh yeah that`s it but then she said no lol bummer", "right guys i have to go", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "that`s not great guy related??", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'", "wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart", "_express i didnt get to see it tonight", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "I need some cheering up", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Yes. Need to listen to sad SP-Songs", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "I never thought falling in love can cause so much pain... good thing that I`m so over that phase!", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "I tell him today! :S it`s his last day", "wish i coulda been there", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode." ]

[ "http://twitpic.com/665jw The racoons ate our bread!", " Makes me wish I had dogs instead of cats!", " Oh no! So sorry about your pets..", " Ah sorry to hear that, just saw pic of chi. and looks cool I got beagle and ori-pei", " I want to go to the pub. Boooo.", "_beckwith it cant be that good if your twittering instead of watching it ****", "bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st. Sadness. He will be far away (not TOO far, but not down the street )", "Was supposeddd to hang out with al but her mommy wont let her now what to dooo? Blah. Hahaha", "watching a boring police prog after making a fab pasta dinner, trying to cut down on alcohol so only had water", "finally graduation no more school ... im sick today", "It`s so cold out there! I`ve just lost my wallet", " it`s kind of hard to see a pic of a doggie if the pic doesn`t exist", " You know I am so ashamed. I did not watch a single episode of the new GH season. I kept falling asleep, so I gave up.", "someone save me from boredom.", " noooooooo i miss you sooooooo much, gaah", "I don`t feel well at all" ]

[ "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "ah yes dropping the bear thing it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!", "I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.", "And, I`m accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy!", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "Kicking Back In The Holidays No More School for a whiles", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "_Stathamfans1 You sure are dedicated...Gotta love that!!! Have a great & productive day", "oh I know. and I aprreciate it it can be my back up plan", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Off. Have a good star wars day, fonz day, dancing taco day, whatever you celebrate, it`s all good!", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "I know But maybe by then you will have forgotten about it, and it will be like Christmas in July!!", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "cuz ima always late haha dammit she got me good", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Gonna miss Thick As Blood next Friday", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv", "Thanks very much for the #ff ! My only one today", "wow...you leave facebook alone for the weekend and get 60 new notifications. WHEW!", "not playing here either", "i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "follow friday.. follow me coz i only have 26 followers... (it`s not 2am)", "Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!", "I know... it just falls right at 1pm my time, like right in the middle of the day", "Thank you! One day at a time, right?", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "Good luck on Monday! Keep on rockin`", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call", "awww THANK YOU! you are a great guy too how`s ur weekend been so far? hugs ****", "Listening to some house music!(what else?) I got a gig in San Francisco next Friday. BE THERE details on my www.myspace.com/djspy", "...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "hope all is ok.", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "Hey Kelvin, my day`s been fantastic so far! We`re getting ready for a family Mother`s day function shortly", "last class at 10:30. One final tomorrow and 2 finals on friday!", "is so glad the weekend is here. Only one more week left of school with my kids.", "I must have viewed that picture of me and from saturday morning about a milling times x", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "_KHC wooow. lucky XD my break is gonna end. my classes starts @ june 4", "I usually do if there is choice, but I am lucky in that most foods I love are generally very healthy (except ice cream!!).", "at work closing files", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "need to cheer up!", "Tell me about it. I spend 20 of the 45 min in the morning on computer. Doesn`t leave a lot of time 4 showering & hair-do`ing.", "It has, however, got me out of doing the gardening - something for which I am eternally pleased", "_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD", "is relaxing after working on Mothers Day. Oh well. A good day had. Hope you are all well", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "it`s just one day... do a week of 60hrs to compensate", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "Monday, Monday. Mr. Cade is home on the couch & I have lots to do today!", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "my last full week of school!", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "May be back later...hope you have a good day Byeeee ****", "_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!", "Cleaning my house on a Friday night", "and that prob wont happen....", "so this my last week of school then finals yesss", "... so I can`t charge you by the hour then?", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "Don`t worry, you`ll get your stamina back soon What kind of distances do you run usually?" ]

[ "LAPPYTOP BATERRRY DYING,tryingtofind a movieto watch since im staying in. and goingto my room.", "http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/richardchan.htm OMFG this dude looks well `ard! He puts me to shame...", "This day is fkn UGLY & it matches my mood unfortunatly. Time 2 blast off 2 the moon", "whats wrong with my flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchtoastcake/ my quilt top photo only shows when you click on it! SAD STORY!!!", "stunning business cards! ashamed of mine http://bit.ly/zpsQo", " I hate snood. lol. sorrry i dont know how people play it!", "chillin on break eatin some grub. pretty burnt out had an eventful day. wanting to go to the movies with Ian, not happening though.", "misses her phone... having no service sucks", " That`s sucky. We`ll miss you being on.", "My generation is too **** apathetic to party down in the desert. 30+ knows how to have fun and my age group is generation myspace?", "Ah, the bank holiday shift at work. What fun", "my bf had to go to her dads for the week end. i will have 2 full days of bordom.", " now my heart isnt cold but im still missing you.", " BETTER BE. ALSO, YES. UNF UNF <3 ...Lisa still hasn`t gotten any, btw *smacked*", "#BGT ooooh tooo weird for me", "graandma`s houseee i havee too leave now! <3" ]

[ "No burgers to be found. New (old) camera to play with though, so that`s excellent.", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "Happy sunday, beautiful day in London... off to meet Chergo for breakfast ****", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "think so but my boss is in Switzerland all week. going when she returns ira gonna be awesome", "At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.", "mmm... hot chocolate, ugboots and topgear... life is good.", "sunday is runday- outta bed and onto the road", "Gloomy day can`t stop my bliss. I hope Ronaldo will score in derby match today.", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "You don`t think they will catch them? God yeah can you imagine how they`re feeling", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "AHHH you follow the dark side too.. night", "maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "Back in SJ. Star Trek tonight at 9:45pm at Cinelux on Almaden.", "we should all be down to earth. don`t none of us walk on water I`m just some **** nerd trying to find my way thru life lol", "I`m not goin have a way out there til b.dix gets off but we swimming tomorrow !", "Trudy`s off Burnet...the one up north that no one goes to", "apparently a looong time seeing as they seem to be everywhere except LA", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "off to do some gardening and get lots of fresh air - i love Sundays", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "I actually participated in lit today :p Also, it better not rain", "lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'", "FRIENDS COMING TONIGHT! Hopefully the weather will stay nice", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "great mood todayyyyyyyyy. Super excited for the game tonight, not so excited to be one year older (tomorrow).", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "So far (with the exception of the rain), my morning is Great. But I won`t let it dampen my day", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho", "Rain on my parade of beer and fire", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "Ah GDit! Ranger game this afternoon", "Volunteering at Down Syndrome Indiana on Wednesday", "_Nye why so quiet lately?", "in august with anberlin. they`re not headlining though and yes there is a perth show", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "I knooww & my hot water bottle iss in whangamata without me. ahhhhh", "at YVR.... Fog delay is in SFO so we can`t leave yet", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "no #thedailyshow this week", "I`m sitting in altanta. It`s raining in boston. Yay for flying in the rain, that should help with my fear.", "YES! I DONE IT! at last. my homework is ready dx and i can go waaalkiiing because the sun is shining ^^ oh yeah.", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "Oh is that time for real?", "On way back home after a crazy night on the coast", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "no omelette today dim sum tomorrow! FEAST!", "good to know PLN`s Earthday doesn`t only happen in my neck of the woods", "plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "No TV and no internet make Catherine something something?", "i`m awake, too early for my liking on a sunday...but i`m looking at my pictures last night was bloody awesome, there are no words...", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "Doin` the Crocodile Rock", "the trip was really great. but i cant belive summers here", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun", "cool photo is that outside your place?", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "hypervenilating cuz i just watched keith urban`s new video!!! trying to calm down and im realizing how far away august 13 is!!!!", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "Hello my lovely followers love and peace from my house lolz We just need the weather!", "good morning tis a rainy Monday morning...blahhh!", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "You know funny thing about everyone packing for E3 is that I am packing to go to mexico... not E3", "have a safe ride up the coast. Don`t be going 90 even though you can. when its windy just smile cuz u know u have it better.", "Kyles going out of town this weekend play time wif my fwiends. Rawrrr.", "Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "Good Morning!!! Work and then it`s ESPN`s Sunday night Baseball. hopefully it won`t get rained out", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "Sure is rainy! the storm has left everything, everywhere... would love 4 u 2 follow us", "It`s a really warm day in Seattle! My reeses chocolate is melting!!!", "my power went out as well.. Except I`m in nor cal", "looking out window is depressing it is so beautiful out and I am in here", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "http://twitpic.com/4w6lf - BBQ time again.", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "ok2 g`nyt? Haha too early.", "Bass drum heads breaking equals bust. Who needs tickets for May 15th? You?", "I know we need it but I`m not a fan of daily rain/humidity & I`m a native. I`ll enjoy dry while it lasts.", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "Watching fireworks off the Bay bridge.", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "It is certainly spring in Vail, Co. It is raining and snowing! Doesn`t mother nature know the mountain is closed for the ski season!", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "Boys are sitting down for photos, no touching and no handshakes allowed. #asylm", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "Because you`re not exactly in those parts of Northern Emirates It was 5.3 Richter I think." ]

[ " Gourmet pizza = BLEH. Pizza is SUPPOSED to be greasy and filthy. You can`t eat pizza that`s been prepared by a chef.", " 5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy", "there`s something about this area that makes my tonsils swell up everyday. i don`t get it.. i feel slightly miserable. #FF done 4 now!!", "Now I`m depressed again..ugh!!! HELP!!!", " i havent got poked much", " i`d give anything to be there. too bad i`m in tennessee.", "Up earlier because of a stupid orthadontist appointment", "_Obsession lol but its only gonna be 80 the water will prob be cold as heck...", "Bouncing Rush makes me feel nauseous", "thinks that the limit of 140 letters is really not fair. 300 + would be better", "Goddamnit! If we live in an age of constant communication why can`t anyone return a text", " So sad. Your mom must be very shaken up. Peace and strength to her and the dear family that lost their little girl", "says from now it will be impossible to Plurk from work system administrators closed the access in the firew... http://plurk.com/p/x25jw", " I`m guessing the belt thing is a no-go since I didn`t hear back..Sorry Stop by this weekend, we`ll talk bout the ring, etc.", "Why am I so tired?????? Whyyyyy make it stop. Merm is not going to be fun tonight.", "Ugh, i hate waiting in airports. I couldn`t find a seat near an outlet either." ]

[ "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "hey! not much, you?", "im not at litle oven tonight", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "sexxxxxxxy I had a silly weekend with my bff =P Fun times! Haha", "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", "_go you sure ?", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "I know, I stink at birthdays sorry bra, hope you`re having fun anyhow, in spite of me!", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "cute Time for a twitpic ;)", "it really made my night. infact, it made my weekend! well done.", "thanks 4 the folow", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "LOL that is so Charlie......I miss Charlie", "what`s going on ?", "too short as usual... but was awesome", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "what I do now anyhoo thanks for the *spank* :-O x", "_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it", "hey you weirdo! haha jk! I love you!", "Flirting! Ima good man with bad habits.", "had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "LMAO... just saw this. That sounds HELLA good. I have a hair appt at 7", "Good to know I`m not alone in my confusion", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "ummm not with me?", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "I did?! yay! Where did I get that extra �300 from? Hmm.. anyway I`m going to be partying hard when I get it", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "Have a good day", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "Yes. But, Cute AND Predictable works for you...", "G`day Thanx for following.", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "ok bye alex have fun today", "You don`t get them anymore?", "LOL yeah I forgot about your TweetDeck statuses! So funny", "ha ha, and what game is that? i like games", "I love you, though!", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "youre not supposed to...", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "is going home after an awesome time with the peeps", "I`m so honored to hear my name on a Breezy track hope u liked my ****! #drunk_bowling", "yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha", "_chick haha. I completely agree", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "Thanks, Wookie-man. I test stuff out on you. lol", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise", "Cool. You should qik some stuff from the newsroom sometime. LOL.", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "my your rather random.", "Just got home interesting night", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "& to you matey", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Glad you are happy!", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "lol What are your plans for today (or should I say tomorrow) then ?", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "I only happened to look on a random chance. Timing is everything.", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "gah! didn`t realize my meeting was from 9-12", "made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "Thanks! I was gonna make a joke and say they look just like mine!", "I just retweeted your jesus post as it made me laugh... don`t worry, wasn`t a subliminal code", "ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!", "aww preciate the loves hunnie", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "you know you lvoe me!", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "haha check out our site its got some good ones too", "you have been busy, have a lovely time", "I had fun at Daisy`s Mexican Fiesta .", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "OOooOO -- no, I have not! Glad to hear it was incredible, though! I still have it bookmarked to try sometime", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "Also I was conviced to do a happy dance and then told it was the most adorable happy dance ever", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "ekkk..thats ruff..hope you have a safe flight and good meeting", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "I love it. Tell me it didn`t match my shirt perfectly. Can you just not move PLEASE? What am I supposed to do without you?", "Waaaa. I ran my machine problem! Yeah!", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "At least you made it", "thanks for finding the amusing rubiks pictures tonight. making my evening via ...", "_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo", "Just realized you can get arrested for public disturbance. oh well i`ll take my chances.", "seen u a couple of times. Liked it" ]

[ "It`s **** cold here north now! It was like 77 DF yesterday where I was, here it`s 37,4", "I just cried whilst watching hollyoaks .. i need a life! lol", "just finished playing mahjong. I lost $38 to Mag and Weisheng!", "need a camera blower.. my camera censor is dirteeh..", "At school, it`s so boring", "deleted a lott of facebook friends, ask to be my friend again if you want. if not idgaf", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", "I am in school. Absolutely I have been sick .. I want to go home - we are writing of geography, the best it will", " eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:", " hmmm, I thought u were sleeping!! Too bad I can`t see those videos until tomorrow night.", "Just rang the irish one. Drunk. Must confiscate phone. hate him lots.", "Already 26.1c in our office. Can people melt? We`re fighting for air con because fans just don`t help, but can`t find the budget", " my film didn`t come out the camera was broken. lamesauce.", "That`s it? It`s done already? This is one proof that there`s nothing fair in this world. http://bit.ly/10UEMq", "gettn ready to take a trip to Jersey my dad`s not doing so good, he needs a new heart~whoeva see`s this please say a prayer for my dad", " what a riot..now you can tell you`re friends you`ve got chlamydia..but you`re hoping to get pox-syphilis soon" ]

[ "Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "SS & i r @ the devon horse show. gettin` mostly rained out. lots of events have ben cancelled incl the coaches", "in less then a min i lost 2 followers", "the play`s over, it was really good", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "just got back from school. SHEMMS!! Summer class has been officially ended. http://plurk.com/p/wxsgy", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "I been following.... LOL.. just dont be paying attention to little ol Mylan", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "Got a Saturdays framed signed foto last night and a Valentino rossi 1 aswell eee what a night", "Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane", "its my last friday of my high school years!", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "Until brings back our EVERYONE button, access PT @ http://twitter.com/public_timeline or link in bottom of Settings.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "It`s just a click without subscription needed Vote for my tweet on http://openzap.com/ (in today best list)", "Ps Brian just announced his message title, 'what is in you will flow from you' My friend replied 'cheescake??' Ha!", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "why weren`t we invited?", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??", "NOooo FB has been good to me..especially for the love of conversation", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "5 things this Twitterer could do without http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC / I like this guy.", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "_lipz I don`t know I haven`t heard from Lorraine recently.", "K - I can hack if I have directions have multiple social net sites & I think this is a cool add but we chose not 2 go MU", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "*sighs* Ah well. Maybe my second email will clear it up and get him approved.", "About to venture forth to Turkey Creek & fetch the boy after his post prom festivities. Hope he had fun", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.", "_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?", "I am pretty sure that`s the sort if tweeting that will lose followers. But stuff it- it was well worth it", "Mozzer cancelled tonight by the looks of it.", "I can`t vote for you they have stopped the voting", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "Drop the girl she`s only got it for your heart she`s sure to leave broke and bleeding, and you know she`ll turn her back on you. I lo ...", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Finally reunited with my Hunny bunny_0802 I have him for a few days b4 he leaves me again for another week away @ work night!", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "Last days of maternity leave", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "twittering after 2 days!", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "the commies at their finest: youtube and blogger are blocked in china. no updates from us while we are in china. but GREAT WALL CONQUERED", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "_Writer aww no which one?", "now i`m done! good nite", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving", "actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan", "Yep, I`m more of a facebook person http://bit.ly/duFAz", "Saying goodbye to a good trusted friend today. Goodbye free Sky TV, you were the best friend anyone could have had.", "waah. We`re no longer your peeps.", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "_Mom Emailed you - it`ll be on the porch anytime. If you come tomorrow, we`ll have to miss you! Don`t worry about knocking!", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "Is watching the final Underbelly", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "it`s saying that it is the wrong link-it cannot find the address.", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "Excuse me ms.gomez who said you could leave", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "has sent Ben off to do the weekly shop woo! xxxxx", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "From Portugal to Derbyshire. At least sun is shining but lawn looks like Percy Thrower is Gardner-in-Residence! Weekend jobs =", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "_BeachMex Can`t DM you since you don`t follow me.", "????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "so u aren`t going to be in Chicago", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "Trip to DC next week canceled. So, no Artomatic or beer with .", "and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!" ]

[ "thirty minutes turned into three hours. oops", "Bummed that F! F! F! broke up", "My TI89 died. I don`t know why.", "Ugh, I`m definitely going to be sick. It`s coming and it`s going to suck.", " i have started saving my Tumblr drafts because that happened to me this week and i was so sad", " awww. i wish i had a younger sis ): but i do have an older one!!! i bet your younger sis loves it JUST as much as u do!", "Hot ****, I`m at **** Disneyland!", "Work till 6..then dreadful tv shopping cause mine broke", "it makes me sad when people phones are sick", " no, def rubbish tonight", "is gutted to be at work when it is sooo nice outside", " ohhh ok. thats upsetting sorry for wasting your time. ****", " meh! You should try the one on commercial drive with all the cats", " shut up fool ....where you been at??? i dontlike the fact that you keep abandoning me", " omg! is it mine? omg that`s so gross, I`m so sorry! I TOTALLY forgot about it until JUST now!", "On the bus goin 2 work but omg seriously im sooooo tired dont know if i`ll survive the 8 hour shift" ]

[ "there was a mix up with my dentist appt this afternoon. so they rescheduled me for tomorrow @ 9am.", "I know... It was just a joke... all in good fun... some people get my humor & some don`t...", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "I found out this morning too.", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?", "Bluedart takes a shipment all the way before figuring out 'No Deliver' and then bring it back! Databases anyone?", "I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.", "perky purple nail polish isn`t as perky when its chipped", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding", "hope yer ok hunny", "_SUPRNATURAL ok thanx very much u can send me the answer by private mail if u like but would be sooo cool wish i was in birmingham", "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ive barely read any of it", "glad 2hear it kerry!!! didnt know u were on gmtv this morning & i missed it!", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "Unlike cierra, i look like poop today. Whatevahh, lol.", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "Forgot my power cable at home today", "Thanks! I am doing good... Did you read any of my blog posts?", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep", "I`m only telling the truth..... You know you have skills", "Thank God is a sport and doesnt take offence in my jokes Unlike the three good friends who have stopped talking to me!", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "can i have itL", "LOVE getting gifts in the mail from my very wonderful friends back home!! How I miss Myrtle Beach so much... A little homesick today", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "lol i cant drink!!", "hah i`ma knock on wood but my PC has never crashed yet..nor my laptop but then i`m careful with stuff so maybe that`s y", "Thanks for the follow back", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "How dare you apologize to the UK for being gone for a while but don`t apologize to america for never touring here at all!!!", "Lets leave the nervousness until tomorrow!", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "Well, I effed the iphone. It was nice knowing you", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Borat was so less **** http://bit.ly/iZkab", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "hope u did alright on the final", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "Yea, D means direct, so only u and whoever u send it to can see it But u can only direct msg someone who`s following u..", "I have to go to work with out my and", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Im am going to send some twits to some folk...............", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "_carter Vid is marked private..", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "Still no Internet today", "u can see I just twitted them if its the real xmsirius that is. Let me know any other contact info. Lets transmit this!", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "You realize you just did a solid. Better than a full-page in the AJC.", "that`s not great guy related??", "_trees True. That`s kind of your style isn`**** and less of the 'old chap' ;-)", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.", "That`s not too bad. Good luck!", "I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "and how are you going to make it up to me", "it`s beeen onee year", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "Infamous should have arrived today. But it didn`t...", "Homey missed da bus.", "I tried that pincode... and it says it is expired... you only just put it up.", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "What`s all your fault?", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "I tried replying to your mono lake tweet but dunno what happened. Just said I know that lake very well.", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "read your status update & just wanted 2 b sure I was on your follow list Hope u r having a wondefl wkend Michael~blessings", "Back from the Gym, and sorting through my Inboxes", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "You missed me! lol", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Some goodies bagged at the car boot including some very cute cross stitch birds for my craft room! The man selling was a sweetie", "switch to something else then", "I had to find out via twitter", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "Your STFU E3 list link is broke", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "I would have, but SuperTarget didn`t have any." ]

[ " Makes me wish I had dogs instead of cats!", " sorry again, I don`t have a twitter ap on my phone, so I only text to it, I can only reply on the internet for now.", "webcam still wont work evil stuffs.", " Whats up today..? missed the #coffeeclub that day", "is SOOOOO hungry right now! Should`ve eaten before this wedding.", "oh my gosh!!! hollyoaks was so sad tonite", " yep... or it should b automatic that if u fall 4 someone that person does 2!or smthng like that... but the way it is SUCKS!", "Omg ! BGT making me cry . That wee girl it`s soo sad.", "i`m gonna miss eddy if we`re half the country apart", "Already misses the Dunhams.", " i miss you !!!! ??", "Can`t believe this ****! I`ve spend 30 minutes for for a snickers ice cream... Seems like no one does then anymore!", "stayn @ home from school. sick. doc says I have bronchitis", " already did... index finger, left hand... still bleeding, hurts pretty bad. I hate being clumsy", " What`s wrong with her?", " we tried to DM you but your not following us" ]

[ "I think I left my conference feedback sheet in my bag. Oops. Just say Excellent for everything Found out about it from you", "hey I didn`t get the email yet", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "I second this !!", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "do you have another account here??", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "Thanks about the ponytail. I dreamt last night that I shaved my head...??? I guess it`s a bigger deal than I thought.", "@_TWEE haha thanks to you that`s my new word for the week! ****", "got it at answered", "lmao, im only joking mate", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", "_News I should have gone", "what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!", "Hahah! That was the best! Thank god for Terry he was laughing so hard. I miss him I remember racing trucks with him that ...", "That`s awesome man. ****, I should of sent you an affiliate link. lol. oh well.", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "Hehe. Yeah, me too. or I would totally write it. XD", "yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response", "wowie wooie someone updated their twitter without me having to remind you. I`m not even mad,I`m impressed. how was the lasagna ?", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "Yeah, I know! Thanks so much", "Just read it too. I meant the toys though.", "pffftt! You know how I like to stay busy! I`m Awesome (and sober...dang)! How are you??", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "Well its a good thing ``march`` wasnt very long and i didnt like it...cuz its deleted. Ugh", "I don`t have a subject line on my phone... just normal texts.", "i ask myself that all the time.", "- No I didnt get your text.....", "NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.", "Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun", "Yes. when I was talking to you...", "ummm not with me?", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "_spark heheh. Odd though, I thought a couple of the others I`d done were better", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "thanks for that, now i learned something new today enjoy.", "why are you surprised?", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "humm.... I adore Mark #hoppusday ,so I`m just going to throw it out there #hoppusday....... have a nice #hoppusday people!!", "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "LOL and that`s why I use my iPod touch", "I want it BACK NOW!: http://bit.ly/PP1WZ", "lmao haha nice lolz it`s all good though. i can wait lol", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "just got back home... bored now", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "Oh no she stopped!", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "No Have you? And what`s your favorite RHCP song?", "is thinking WOW I survived Freshman year...Mission Accomplished...Now Sophomore year", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "and how are you going to make it up to me", "no you didn`t, not more then me anyway", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'", "... Yes. That`s what I said.", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "Haha same as miine", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "did you put a spoon in it?", "http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "this is really helpful, you swear a lot, i just realized. haha.", "that was such a tease! I cant wait til Sunday!! but then after that, nothing until November oh well, i can wait!", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "No shoes for me.", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "i will do that..", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "lol well thank you", "and that prob wont happen....", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "****, my photo is gone!", "on that note - i do not feel missed.", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "Ah wokking was great. You could eat as much ice cream as you what. I never eat so much ice cream in my life...", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "i dont even know now lenaaa when you going clothes show?", "I don`t have a VCR...", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "why have i not heard of said show?", "Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Thanks for the reminder Tony", "never. smh, I don`t own flats lol", "Sigh... you know I am...", "my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "yeah, ok, that`ll probably happen too.", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "okay i need to find another way then lolz" ]

[ "Hey #rda2009cla presentation was too large to post! sorry (From rules to entities: cataloguing with RDA live > http://ustre.am/2j3l)", " My long lost friend!", " that makes me sad for you", "still hoping for a job... but now i have strep so looks like i wont be looking around places for the next couple of days", " is a no show for lunch. Eating solo at noodles", "is very worried about sam and wants to know he okay!", "Hi, is anybody else having problems with the Karma site? It`s not working.", " not really sure. need to deposit and save some money", "Just finished taking world geograhy final!!! I think I did bad!!!!", "finished sewing for the night, uploading pictures from slidebar and beach. i cant believe i am having difficulties with twitter!", "i am so stressed and sad about pugsly missing. i hope hes okay. i am stuck at otrip and cant look for him someone post his pic on FB 4 me", "Listing to a sad song so i am sad too", "my baby`s off on his adventure. 14.5 hours in the car up to Lake Ann Mi. I admit it. I cried a little when the truck pulled out...", "so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go", " y does it hurt so much? i can`t even chew gum. i`ve lost so much weight because i can`t even eat", " oh noo.. i cant see it" ]

[ "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "Hope you feel better soon.", "would really like to not be at work and instead taking a nap.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "just woke up from a delightful nap. I can`t desribe how much success is involved in an 8am nap on sat night....need rhubarb now", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "had a cracking night last night, don`t think i`ve ever laughed so much nice, lazy day today woop!", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "I`m bored, extremely bored. in the car. waiting for my dad. and dinner. chinese. yummm.", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!", "got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "Did you see Star Trek? Now I can`t sleep.........too much action. Can`t wind down!!!", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "Hmmm... he`s so lovely. I wish he was here now. I`m tired but can`t sleep", "i am the only arabic girl who`s online every one is a sleep ..", "Is youtube not working properly for anyone else? I can`t watch videos because they keep failing to load", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now", "The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "napppinggg, then work 7 - 11", "has to be in cockermouth for 8:45 tomorrow morning, jesus christ i want sleep", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "Took a long nap...I feel like I should still be asleep", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "wow. i just install twitter fox. I am tired to keep refresh my browser", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "Bonjour.. Did you sleep well?", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "Fkkk at the nurses coughing up my lungs", "Woke up at 7:50 then fell back to sleep. Woke up at 8:50 and back to sleep again. Woke up at 9:50 and I`m staying awake! MORNING!", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", "Gonna go to my aunts party. It`s gonna be a late night thing so hopfully I can get up for school tomorrow!", "Going lay down, I`ll get up officially @ 1! Yes 1! lol Good(night) again!", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "My whole body back pain treatment and detox starts Monday. Not looking forward to a summer of hot yoga and healthy food.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "feeling nice... got a big **** smile on my face for no reason take my **** to sleep right? lol", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "Dahh- I do believe it`s time for bed. G`night", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "yeah. No vomiting tonight, bit sniffly but ok. bens trying to get him to sleep right now.", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Trying to stay awake Anyone have any tips how to keep yourself awake ?", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Up, I slept in till 11.02 !!! Shooting a new vid today", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "fo sho, im down", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?", "_II It`s foggy here", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "Friday Night Magic last night, I lost so bad I suck at draft", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "When I start cloggin up my own Twitter feed, it`s time for me to go to bed.. Nighty night. Be sure to go to the TweetUp and meet ME!", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "watching 'slice of life' (laughing at the songgg) and then going to sleep", "I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin" ]

[ "There are bugs attacking my laptop", "is feeling her eyes burned-fried after 10 hours attached to the screen uploading new summer clothing for my store www.Chittypulga.com", " Awe - didn`t know cats got skin cancer", "Not to thrilled about the marathon this sunday, they assigned me on the street. Less $$$", " Hey, that link didn`t work for me", "Out for an evening on the town with jeremy. Sad Carrie can`t come", "sometimes i forget my favorite **** stars are real people too. made orange chicken last night and cut his finger off! sad!", " from your fevered imagination, my son", "i hate going to work.", "Where art thou ? I miss you!", "Just drove by fisher and I feel so sad", " someone is ignoring me & being mean..", " Other than that, you are totally bereft of faults in every way", "ahhh i think my legs are burnt they hurt", "it`s friday night. i`m home. no party this weekend", "omg!! i have so many finals to study for !!! i so freaked out that im gona fail" ]

[ "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "It`s too nice to be inside", "dinner was yummy and all... but i`m still super tired after all the things we went through to enroll for college.", "psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "exhausting day. And more to come tomorrow! City for mother`s day! can`t wait minus the driving.", "I`ll have to wait for the YouTube links", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "Staying home to work on a linoleum block carving for a project (due tomorrow). There will probably be pictures.", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.", "Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "working! I am so ready to go.", "I`ll guess I will see everyone after the weekend Gunna be having major Tweet cravings the entire time!!...", "Is off to meet my folks after a while...gonna b a working weekend too", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "i know i`m changin it again", "Working on several book projects that are due to be released within the next few months. I need an extra pair of hands! It`s all good...", "Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .", "but but but. I want steak", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "no happy hour for me today", "Great lunch at baby bulls. Now time for work til 930.", "Achieving a new appreciation on how a xml build script can really be painful and cumbersome", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "aw. that sounds amazing But I think I have work. Thank you for inviting me though", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "I need food. It took an hour to get to work this morning. Leaving me no time to get my morning coffee and bagel", "nothing yet still looking....but lets for sure do lunch next week!!", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "- well i greatly appreciate your comment. That means a lot to me. I`m working on both of them...work in progress, you know.", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "June gloom is upon us.", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "is eating chocolate ready break", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "sunny, I`m a workin` on it. It`s very much in progress! Will let you know when it`s up", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "Must head back to the office", "its a hott tuuneee,", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "Off to work I go", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "yummy curry save me some please lol", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "Can`t access your site!", "Oh my `Mix Khichadi` seems to be ready now .. time for Lunch !", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "Soon I hope... Really need to finish the cloning project so I can get more done", "Signing off folk, might be back on later!", "Whew! Moving commercial-sized freezer and cooler a lot more work than I expected. Missing the HTC roundtable", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "And, I`m accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy!", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "As much as we would love that, it is hard to make ends meet up here ... with the job situations and all...", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "two o`clock please come faster", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "I am sitting here taking a little break and trying to recharge so I can continue housework", "is not sleeping because he has paperwork to do.", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "then am anticipating the next ten days!", "Looks like I got a new job", "i`ll do follow friday a little later on...i`m busy taking over this lady`s job.", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "oh thats hard-going. I`m writing a book at the moment so am motivating myself to press on with that.", "I have too much work to drink now. but I do love afternoons in the pub.", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "Gotta sleep, and then off to work", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "oooh, sunshine! A patch of sunshine! And it will be gone by the time I leave work and replaced with rain. /vent", "My throat is on fire", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "eh...but I`ll be picking cotton soon....need to suppliment my income", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD", "i gots a summer job", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)" ]

[ "If recent experience is anything to go by, I fear I might be going off Indian food. This is not good, people. Not good", " weird. I tot it will usually rain east coast first. And east coast usually gets more rain.", "Going to tmobile i need a new phone this G1 is so not working for me anymore", "Is going to get a full nights sleep tonight so her arm can get better. It`s no fun being forced to use your left hand", "Feel like **** today Got a speeding ticket 1st since 5 years...blows!!!!!!!", " It was blatently your fault for just shoving it in the bag when I said no I felt that you had very much tricked me. ****", " You right...we are 'arguing' about nothing...I thought it was healthy conversation", "peeling so much!! ..I feel so bad", "i`m lonely. i need some hug.", " - So sorry Ambien got sick. Perhaps work her ashes into the garden with a catnip plant?", "Need some coffee... Getting serious withdrawal symptoms", "anticipating a tough day ahead", "http://twitpic.com/61ov1 - i ahte stress, its supposed to be friday! it makes me wanna cry", "Now that Hugh Laurie has mentioned he follows on twitter, thousands of idiots think this () is him. IDIOTS!", "I just stuck my finger down my throat and there are a bunch of bumps on my tongue & throat.", " lol. When I went to buy my new laptop in Feb., I already knew, lol, but I looked anyway and walked away sadfaced. :/" ]

[ "ya`ll going out without me", "Trying to fix my background", "a mouth for sure", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "_kat why not?? ****", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "seperate = Yum. Together = gross sounding.", "Im hungry and its cold", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "day started off bad but got better", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "he didn`t know there was going to be a test", "Thank God is a sport and doesnt take offence in my jokes Unlike the three good friends who have stopped talking to me!", "when i decide to be on time for something, that devil is always there to counteract! Frustrating but not discouraging...", "its bout smoking weed", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "Yogulicious? another sour sally competitor", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "Lol read me like a book", "oh nos, what happened", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "i`m not partying tonight", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "This is fun ! haha re guy from all American rejects looks like he`s on crack!!", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "WHY DOES MY COUSIN PICK TODAY TO NOT TURN UP EARLY", "I work at the group home", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "she said no not to nite x", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "also your caramels are like crack.... just thought you should know.", "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "_baby your not talking about your obsession with me right???", "haha i shaved all my facial hair off except for my moustache cause i thought it would be cool! But it made me look gross", "Talk at you all lates!", "Really bad ones are also classic.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Invite them to your house instead", "yes ma`am u do have a pretty smile. but you also won`t eat chipotle with me.", "has a face mask on. hehe", "() 1-Pendulum = awesome! 2-Goodbyes suck 3-Shut up plz. 4-Toy Story 3!! 5-JB 3D MOVIE 2MORO! 6-I`m tired. 7-Aaaand I`m out.", "i tried to help", "YAY YOU! So proud of you! and I`m not even being sarcastic. Even though you told me to shut the **** up.", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "why nobody write with me ? !", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "_Morales I like you. I mean as a random person, because I obviously don`t know you. but. we think alike", "what`s the matter chickadee?", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "hav a pork scratching", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "at least posada had a good ab", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "im so upset u were at US weekly my uncle works there but he apparently didnt know how big of a fan i am!", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "__d make it go awayyyyy", "I remember those days. I wasn`t a big fan of Wesley but I really felt for you as a youngster dealing with all that. But you WON!", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "the #liesgirlstell and #liesboystell threads show how women and men alike are screwed up and struggle to have real, honest relationships", "what do you mean jorx?", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "at work closing files", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x", "im not at litle oven tonight", "I could never do that to one of my children, look what happened to Nina Zavaroni (sp) Brooke Shields and Drew Barrymore", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "you`re not gonna paint me? oh well ;)", "I sent you a message.", "Drop the girl she`s only got it for your heart she`s sure to leave broke and bleeding, and you know she`ll turn her back on you. I lo ...", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "It`s not much better than instant.", "_coach IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight http://bit.ly/yuFil", "Wow - the dude said I was better than Bobbi Lewis.. never heard the guy - but I take that as a compliment (just read the BL web site)", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "you`re the absoute best", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel" ]

[ "EVERYONE VOTE FOR MILEY CYRUS FOR THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS BECAUSE I CAN`T THAT DOE`T WORK AT ME I`M #FRUSTRADED :@", " caught tweets on it and got home in time for the last 5 mins of the ITV2 show!! #bgt Out tonight too so will miss it again", " No. Its a bug in coding. Go into the forum then do reg. Let me know if that work!", "My net died so yeah.... I`m sad now", " they are having a closing down sale ! does not look good.", "totally overstressed ... going to work now ... just want the college work to go away ... i don`t wanna fail", " you`re mean to me. You`re gonna have to have pizza tonight or it will go off.", "I will move anywhere as long as it has a freaking dishwasher! I despise doing dishes", "For some dumb reason my dresser is sticky on top. And for another reason, a family history book got attached to it Now the back is jacked", "Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years! I still miss NY", "I can`t wait to start my weekend. I`m so sick of working, I have to self-medicate, and I`m fresh out of herb", " Yeah, I didn`t buy that for one hot minute.", "saddest celeb story of the week http://bit.ly/h09Ph", "Monday and I am at work and the legs are a still hurting a little! Smile", "is tired. And turning off the Internet. You can play on it in the morning.", "#freeagentapp free trial ran out today, cannot subscribe because Abby accidentally canceled my card - still waiting for a new one" ]

[ "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Battery is going to die!", "1 AM & time for bed, nite all", "Im hungry and its cold", "why do i turn red", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "If this rain doesnt go away, I`m staying in bed all week til Mommy gets here", "watching 3rd JONAS ep.", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo", "Is relaxing in bed for a while before I go to sleep. It was nice to get out of my house for a while tonight", "Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night", "Woke Up,I Wanna Stay In My bed", "i couldn`t eat all my nuggets finish them for me.", "had a great day...and now I`m off to bed. tomorrow I`m back in sd", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "my sleep pattern is screwed i need to try and stay up 2 midnight so i can get some decent sleep coz i havent slept", "the times they are a changing", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "Watching h&a! Got new photos for myy room Waiting for Ulise to get home.", "Is watching the final Underbelly", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "for cervical cancer, I have to get 2 more", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "Bout to hit pmark then make one of my final meals wit the housemates..", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "I`m needing a girls night, wearing sweats, watching movies, eating chocolate and talking about boys", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me", "Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around Good night people <3", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "Invasion of the Old Ladies has just ended, still have to clean up not going to be able to make it to the tweetup tonight.", "so I slept in a little...well a lot. whooops", "friday night is my fav night of the week but now I have to go to stupid dog training classes", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "My three-day weekend starts now. Was gonna watch Star Trek, but opted to go another night instead.", "that`s what i was last night", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "i was helping my dad re decorate my bedroom. time 4 a shower!", "Last day of CGI 09", "just made it home, time for a shower and some breakie, off out to Blackpool later for some lunch", "Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me", "Heading to bed with a book. Good night", "i`m goin to bed now. see ya tomorrow twitter ppl.", "Signing off folk, might be back on later!", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "I mean i`m tired, and sooooo freakin in love with my .", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Recovering from an Italian cruise in the Mediterenean", "Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "At home alone with not much to do", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Now I need to change my monitor", "Off from work now!", "eww What r u doing atm?", "going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Must head back to the office", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "Going to bed. Talk to ya later! goodnight birdies LOL", "catching up on my teevee shows.", "Just got out of work", "colds nearly gone, yayness!! greys anatomy on tonight . . . . . .double yay!", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "I should be asleep trying to be...", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "on my way home from ny...then sleeping", "at work till 7.", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "I should be sleep. I have to wake up soooo early", "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "Time to turn the phone off and get a full nights sleep", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?", "eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "Slept like a log last night, now I`m full of energy", "just got done washing dishes not too long ago", "just got back from rachael`s house", "My poor andrew just had 2 of his wisdom teeth removed. i wish he`ll get better fast.", "does it mean you will b going 2 bed earlier on Mondays?", "happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can`t sleep", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "Wish I didn`t have to work today." ]

[ "_cook you make me sad. Why do I like in canada? I can never watch these things. I should move. Know anyone who needs a roommate?", " Hey I was scared last night at 3:17 because of you... and I had several bad nightmares", "My back hurts and I`m meant to be going out tonight, poor the Rik", "after mad calls..txt..fb msgs my homie finally calls me back I was so worried..I think I care far 2 much..but if anything happened 2 them", " i forgot the yardsale event! ooh how pity i am", " I think he thought about it, but then I sneezed on him", "YM, meebo & ebuddy really hate us ", "I am so sick and tired of this on and off rain", "What did I learn today? Never post anything you`ve sold on ebay using royal mail. They lose it, I refund: compo`s nowhere near - my bad", " Hi Yes wasn`t she absolutely terrible! How on earth does she hear a good tune from her ears? Lol", "Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow", "Sometimes it hurts that pets cant talk back to us. What if they are in pain. How would they tell us.", " Floor mopping sounds unappealing", "PayPal hates me. It refuses to let me verify my account.", "Morrningg just slept for 12 hours and now i have a headache D;", "60 days today i can`t believe it`s been 2 months. i`m nervous about what i`m gonna say later. but i`m gonna keep comin back." ]

[ "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "Yeah, she`s done it several times. My Dumerils boa did it a few times w/ no prob. Just wonder if my hognose needs bigger food.", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "I`m jealous...i need 2 escape 2, lol.", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "ohh right; but it turned her curve into a right angle.... I just like her better curvey thanks for letting me know though!", "thats my moan for the day", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "I`m soooooooo hungry right now. DH is still not home.", "_and_Zi Thanks! I`m on my way now", "bout to go to work", "Whn r u goin to Europe?", "lol! I thought we was suppose to guess..****, I tried tho..lolol!", "We knew what what you meant!", "Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "Off to work I go!", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "_ A blouse! ahahaha I gave her money and she went to get it! Where`s your mom??", "mmMmMm I`ve been craving sweet potatoes and almonds I`m going to have to incorporate those super foods tomorrow", "u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "i'm awake whats for breakfast lulu **** on a shingle ha ha ha", "i agree with come to canberra! we are the raddest!", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "i can`t believe it...", "Going to Jack`s for dinner with my BFF!", "im such a sucker for great cottys", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "Gettin home frm hangin with Herman", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "my favorite curling iron broke", "of course LOL about to eat more", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown", "At the grove, just watched star trek, grabbing some food", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "i want to see you on tour!", "_bandoni Ok, see you at da climbing", "Playing d.j in Ray`s ride! On our way to have some delish sushi", "losing weight check the pic", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "up and listening to The Monsters.", "Gnight shar <(` `<)Vega(>` `)>", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "oh no!!! well..... When you get back lots of pictures!!!", "awesome. Wha`dya get her?", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "really wants a puppy...", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "That was pretty awesome on both our parts, but a person on a bike behind you said hello and left before I recognized him", "that party was a great time just got `paranoid` by as a ringtone! yay", "_Rocks Just spurted Fanta out of my mouth laughing at that!", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "yeah when he goes there he always brings us these things. + he just let me last something called 'bird milk' and it", "woofers, I knew it was you", "_benson the Macarena never looked so good. Loved the 'Aaaaiieee' squeak / exclamation", "Bai KT and I have decided that at my Disney wedding we will have a parade and a mushroom trampoline float that KT and Bai will jump on", "on the way to kuya jordan`s house for an O`s sleepover !", "had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "So then **** Awesome Super Sexy Stud Muffin Beast, How`s that sound to you", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "I checked. We didn`t win", "as we were disembarking @ Tswassen we saw a pod of killer whales ^^ i`d just finished pointing out that i`d never seen bc killer whales.", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "I was seeing only one side of it, but it looked interesting. And deep.", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "HA ha - how much? Thanks for starting to follow me.", "seperate = Yum. Together = gross sounding.", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "When are you and coming over so we can violently agree?", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "told you, you would sweep haha :-p", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "where has my sleep run off to??", "just came back from karaoke & eating dinner with emily. it was sooooo much fun", "Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com", "I`m calling your room-mate!!!", "Eat it, it`s good for you", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.", "I`m just to far from where you are, I wanna go home...", "i`m having tuna & noodles thing, smashed potato cakes &......? Winksy says hi.", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "Off to work I go", "watching jackass. then bed", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "You are extremely clever my dear.", "Eating some ice cream cake its bomb!", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)" ]

[ "Pissing annoying date stamp on all my pictures. Wish I`d remembered to turn it off.", "i just saw a baby dove fall from a tree, break its neck and die i tried to save it and couldnt. what a cruel world", "Heading to yale.. Grandmother in car accident", " Gosh, no need to be so rude.", "_x How did your Geo ISU go? I swear I just had the worse day ever..", "well...gotta grab at least an hour and a half sleep before the girl`s get up for school...gawd the life of multi-taskin` night/mornin`", " You never write back babe.... my feelings are hurt", "omg i didnt tweet all that much today.... *sadness*", " My public talk in July got canceled and I don`t know why.", "I am native, not french ! I hate this ! ! ! Trying to find animals in french, I SUCK, SOMEONE HELP PLEEEEEASE ? Alone- Allison Iraheta ?", " it was fun Ate at mas.Thanks!! Good luck w/ ur showing tomorrow.", "#BSNL, Stupid net went down.. Been without email for a whole day", " Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol", " I need to come spend some time on your roof - I miss you & double date in a couple of weeks?", "Life can get soo Dull sometimes what do you do when u have no 1 around x", " That is super sad How is Bart etc holding up?" ]

[ "Gonna miss Thick As Blood next Friday", "last I looked. Hi back...", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "I lost followers Was it something I said? I swear I am not into freeballing. Ugg that is the last time I mention that thing.", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "i guess that means you didn`t beta-read either of my stories, huh?", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "lol - funny thing is - I don`t even know what class or even race half of the people in our group are yes - I am THAT clueless", "Last time in the drama room", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "i don`t have any of that", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "Thanks! Unfortunately the EU had probs with his satellite provider, so even though his TV LOOKS great, it`s basically useless", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "i was invited to one on the beach but it was too short notice i mean why the hell tell you 2hrs before?? really?", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Yeaup. I was gonna tell ya that", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Google Adsense Income down by 6% in this months Payment, Indian Govt Happy for $ Falling, Publishers Sad", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "A little bit of good news.", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "Now to go home and cry", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "That post was for", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "I am so so sorry to hear that he has parvo. Good vibes comming your way.", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "I have nothing witty to say", "Finally it`s Friday! Things are going to be so different starting next week...my house will be empty!", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "in less then a min i lost 2 followers", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "I didn`t even get a chance to shop @ Aldi!", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "oww...just bit my tongue", "cause i wasn`t there!", "not playing here either", "proper cba with out!", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "I`m concerned for that family", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3", "At least you made it", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "Friday Night Magic last night, I lost so bad I suck at draft", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD", "thanks we did reviews today and i feel like idk anything. anyways. how r u?", "Well its a good thing ``march`` wasnt very long and i didnt like it...cuz its deleted. Ugh", "IIII know!!! and mean", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "fingers crossed for you.", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "Borat was so less **** http://bit.ly/iZkab", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Downloading TF2, a mere 6.3G ... 3% nearly instantly now down to about 500KB" ]

[ "school is so pointlesss. seriously though. 7 days of school left and all we do is watch movies and make powerpoints. let me leaveeee", "*pokes and runs away* ... I WANT SUGAR !", " boo... i was hoping for a fake alien story with a tinfoil covered beachball photo", "My day on the computer is about to end. Dang. I hate not being allowed on the computer.", " b/c you catnapped...cats always have weird dreams", "This weather is awful! I just want to curl up and read a book all day", " UGH I HATE QUEUEING", "Good morning scary world!", " Think you should do a tour in England, we dont got to see any aweomse people !!", " rat run steve irwin way to avoid long delays on bruce highway", "Was outside playing ball with dogs, now all hot and sweaty", "Wide awake and grouchy as ****.", "i never knew a dentention was so hard 2 get", " Yes I do! And I`m still almost at my Gmail storage ceiling! ARGH! I am being FORCED to delete stuff.... or buy more space.", " I hate cottage cheese. I even got some fancy stuff last weekend with lemon and berries...I could only eat half of it.", "stoped broadcasting on blogtv coz they all left and was on my own and one one came any way xD" ]

[ "sorry you wouldn`t believe how much feedback we got on that menu bar icon. the next version will be a lot more subtle", "http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!", "have a good day ? http://blip.fm/~5yomt", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "When are you and coming over so we can violently agree?", "tom is not with u! hahahahahahhah he`s with my bff", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!", "watching run fat boy run...haha its soo funny.", "waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long", "http://twitpic.com/4w8kr - meet Bella the new member of the family!!", "yesh and that potato guy is online... but hes not live", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Crazy Legs is peepin _parks at the pool hahaha She likes graf writers, not b-boys, sorry", "YAY! Thanks for the #followfriday. #FAILFriday is still winning, though.", "what!!!???? where are u guys going!?", "It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "haha! yes, there`s a lot to be said for nekkid religion", "wants TFA back. http://plurk.com/p/x2rgl", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "NEW FRIEND?? hmmm... tell me more", "o snapppp look who i found on twitter lollll", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "OMGSH IM BEING FOLLOWED BY >>PARAMORE<< :O", ". welcome to Twitter!!! Love you!!! Can`t wait to see you next month", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "What are we doin!!?? Tell me! tell me!", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "just giving shouts to all my peoples in Twitterville", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "look who I found just for you ---> http://twitter.com/DJT2009", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "@ Ahhhhh FML! Classic Crime is sold out!", "#wheniwerealad can you explain how that worked? lol and no rude explanations pleeezzze", "_com All breaking news will be tweeted here I hope welcome to twitter!", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "#twpp ..still nw in trending topics..", "Using tiffys computer...it feels different from mine... the touch is different.", "WOOOOO!! Twitterberry is working again!! Good morning everyone", "anything bookmark - keychain - surprise me", "Please Review Sunehre Ad Placement http://tinyurl.com/oow6mk", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "_ that is not even a question. when/when is the question", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "Hanging with kevin tomorrow! out goes being productive.", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "hey mate fancy finden you on hea", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!", "I AM A CHILD OF THE DIGITAL AGE I USE TWITTER TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS do not bring logic into this", "being a fan is certainly not about being attractive. But, if you like the pink, to each their own #canucks", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "http://twitpic.com/4wbn6 - my hubby and his adoarble baby brother", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "_KittyKat hello new follower haha!! how are ya?", "1st- TY to those who follow back. 2nd - grrr to those who don`t, cuz it messes up being able to follow others u want to when ur at 2000+", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "thanks for FF wink", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "goodnight all in the twitterverse", "If you wanna read something, I recommend http://estrella05azul.wordpress.com/", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "On the phone to mum http://tinyurl.com/otdn9u", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "did he ask for your Twitter ID? Your sun sign?", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "check out my twitpic telling people to buy your album! http://www.twitpic.com/4jhn7", "The stratus is going bye bye today i loved that car in high school #fb", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "_carter The video is set to private", "a mouth for sure", "know. hahah xD what cha doin?", "o/*\\o (high five) to all of our fans! It`s finally here! I`ll write up a fancy news post shortly, wanted to get the mod itself out ASAP", "tweet us a story X", "Guess I`m on Twitter now!", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "I clicked on the Check out pictures of Angelina and it went to a spam site about ordering checks .. go figure", "follow friday.. follow me coz i only have 26 followers... (it`s not 2am)", "Goodmorning tweedles very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon.", "you do realize tom fletcher from mcfly JUST posted basically the same thing!! TWINS!", "Yup, but what they going do??? He`s the Mother Effin Champion!!!! LOL", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "just the mere fact that you twittered and someone read it, then it matters p.s. love your song Gravity", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "is having awesome fruits and vegetable juice at the opening of Lam`s noodles at 8 #fb http://tinyurl.com/qnjqx2", "chillaxing really Yeah man hehe", "A+ for effort though http://bit.ly/Mco5v", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "got **** stranger lol", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "cool its my P", "it`s the small things in life that count, like being on a blur photograph of google streetview.. keep following !!!", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "Tooth ache...but still sipping lol at the fam. Partyyyy", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one", "twittering, texting, and ipoding. i love the invention of mutitasking!", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "Thanks for the followfriday recommendation! We`re actually at @_careerbuilder_ though!", "'The truth is hiding in your eyes' Paramore � Decode ? http://blip.fm/~5ytke", "happy mothers day to all the baby mommasss! rofl", "now that`s an imtetsting visual.", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad" ]

[ " aw u can`t let me in on the secret!", "Its times like these that I miss Manila. I`m not feeling up to myself lately", " It just sucks that I`m stuck in an office but I have you at Selfridges to look forward too.", "Cars been dropped off for service and mot getting the train home! Hate public transport!!", "'my name is Tony!!!!!! ...not hey!!!!' - poor tony", " The race was Saturday night. Jimmie didn`t do so great. He`s still in 3rd place", "Im not doing the hunt, i was in the middle of making it but all my work got erased sry guys, now i look like a idiot for replying 2 all u", "This really hurts. And this really sucks. I don`t know what I can do to fix all this, seriously.", "after I said hi how are you she did at double take & left. **** it I should have let her look around first", " don`t know and no not at all", " so sorry about that I have the same issues...LOL. My weekend started about an hour ago!!!", " no turkey leg? i can`t believe it!", "I think at this rate.. Ill be in class until 4... Sigh.", " haven`t worked there for a long time but kinda miss it! I miss anna seen her? i`ll prob be in SLO most of the summer! you?", "I saw the sun..... but then I blink and it was gone", "I SO should`ve gone right now!!! *wish I could alter time!! *" ]

[ "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "not sure i can make it", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "It figures. It starts raining as I am freed from work", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "Think I have sunstroke.", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "_1990 i kno i came in coz the sun kept going behind the clouds but now it has come back sat in my window now on the floor lol", "ya`ll going out without me", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "Looks like rain again Oh well, it will give me a chance to work on a new crochet pattern I have in the works.", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "Rain oh well it`s still Friday!!", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "is singing in the rain. Cover your ears, people", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!", "I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol", "But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "TGIF!! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today. And I`m stuck inside.", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "_musings Good morning! It is raining here", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "i didnt get a hug today", "and that prob wont happen....", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "SAimee 26 july, Underage festival 2 August, i found some others but they were too far away", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "It`s been fine for me for like, a week, but now it just won`t load.", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "I saw the game not a huge cavs fan lol. they pay refs. But Yao`s out 4 the rest of playoffs so L.a is cruising to the WCF", "at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "so u aren`t going to be in Chicago", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "I can`t I`m on my iPhone", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "_s Accept it, you can`t do anything, can you?", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!" ]

[ "When the weather`s... ugh, something like asthma. So, yeah, Ventolin.", "I`m hurtling headlong into a day of spanish and art. but my view is: after tomorrow it`s just REVISION and extra frees", " i sorry sweetpea... almost over with!", " oh man! They better do something to fix that!! ugh stupid Verizon", "Dell FX100 Pc-over-IP audio device (Teradici) is giving me a hard time in #Linux #Ubuntu Jaunty Kernel isnt loading the snd-hda-intel drv", "Just FYI, there is also turkish star wars rip off here http://bit.ly/AeSnk", " lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack", " inooo arent they just i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!", "chillin on break eatin some grub. pretty burnt out had an eventful day. wanting to go to the movies with Ian, not happening though.", " try being my height in small cars not much fun specially on bumbpy country roads! haha", " Oh whoops, my bad", " i miss you !!!! ??", "UP is out today!!! Why why why why does my head hurt so badly??!?!??!!? I want to see it!!!", "internet on trains is 100% awful!!!", " dude, i didn`t know it was a personal experience. sorry something like that went down", "Ow... My shoulder muscle (I can`t remember the name :p) hurts... What did I do? I don`t even know" ]

[ "Nothing like yoga to clear the mind and make you realize how crappy things really are", "*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", "going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning", "Tired. About to climb into bed and fall asleep. I hope this weekend will be fun... I only have a couple of weeks left", "I can`t have any.", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "milkshake + hot day = unsettled stomach", "Wow, I really hope it gets better. Asthma sucks", "yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday", "I am up and feeling pretty **** gud! I dont even have a hangover what a nice feeling", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "Don`t really feel like I got a tan I gave up and am working out instead. Skin cancer is overrated. <3 CJ", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "am sitting in the library with eyes half closed cause havent slept in a while coz of exams", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "same. Was going to try warm milk but I`m lactose intolerant haha.", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "Taking a nap after work=no sleep right now. The nap felt soooo good but now it seems like a bad idea", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "finally over my sickness.", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest", "had a great time last night, but my eye is burning !!! it hurts bad", "noooooooo...another headache...hopefully not a migraine", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "Is feelin right rite now", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "not there but wish I were", "Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "Hang in there! Drink some hot coco", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "just helping myself to some caramel digestives", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "Just came back from hanging out with some friends + cocktails. <3 I`m not drunk, but feeling good. Hope everyone`s well?", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though." ]

[ "I had to unhook twitter from Facebook because all my Facebook cronies were complaining.", " Sorry RB is on PS3 for me", "Laying in bed til workkk... Oh the life. Definitely pinched a nerve.", "Nooooo! Its going to rain on my birthday", " i have been getting **** ones as i mentioned - all these girls seem to be at a loss what to do!", "man i **** up that test playing cod now . 31 days till the summer !", "so far I`ve tried to kill myself TWICE in the 15 mins I`ve been outside by tripping on stupid things. I knew I should`ve stayed in bed.", "Came home after getting ratty in a shop with the staff and a blister on the foot. Meh", "i totally need to go to the doctor for my arm...this **** is STILL hurtin like hell i shall return", "**** it...Margie said she couldn`t share the info on who killed Evil Eddy with me She wanted my info again, gave it to her", " haha.. you were actually in violations of someone`s trademark?! okay.. Yeah, I went to bed at 4 and I had to be up at 6. :[", "So yeah, things aren`t going so well for me. I`m getting to feel like I haven`t felt in a long, long time.", "sure miss Chick, tho...may he RIP!", "_Meir ohhhh ouch dude, I got it now I was drunk last night and didn`t get the context. Sorry dude.", "This is getting on my nerves. I cant change my pic", "I have to reupload the **** thing again" ]

[ "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "starting to pack stuff up", "Wanna come with? Before we go to Myka`s party.", "Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week", "im so upset u were at US weekly my uncle works there but he apparently didnt know how big of a fan i am!", "just got home from the sunshine coast", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "Found out earlier today that I`m going to be an Uncle", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "_26 i wish you were here to take care of me", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "getting ready so i can go out", "fresh prince and sleepy sleeps my nightly routine gotta go to Dmv early tmrw", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "ha I think I got like two hours of sleep last night and I have an early start tomorrow, so chillin and sleep is needed!", "I REALLY WANT TO GO TO artesia , cerritos on sunday for QUEST! LOL. imma die if i dont", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "I hope your mom is ok?", "last day of classes!!", "Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "Gotta sleep, and then off to work", "Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "had a cool lil night. Now at Berrie`s about to eat pizza waitin for", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "You missed me! lol", "The graduation ceremony should be starting about now. I really wish I could be there.", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "eh..not sure daw guesting ni cha on monday", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "Hannah slept here last night just gave her her 5:00 AM bottle and she went right back to sleep but I`m up! lol", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "i would prefer 1 more monday", "I wish I could really do that I love having u around! Ill see what I can do.. ;) try to use that national champ pull lol", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "have fun!!!! i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away xoxo", "you know you want to come keep me company whilst mum`s at her friends for the night it`s such a nice evening!", "I`m up way to early today! Work later.", "thank you for the link! it explains a lot! and I`m glad you`re feeling good! I`ve a friend coming tomorrow. will be fun!", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "Me too! need some tour dates stat!", "Might be in the middle of a perfect weekend...", "rushing to sitter to pick up my 103F-fevered preschooler", "I really wanna see the Jonas Brothers in Novemeber but I need to find someone to come with me! ****", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "_m except im on site near the airport on Dixon! i have a lil #starbucks gps in my head hehe", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "With my jordie for a little bit", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "on my tea break cant wait to drive home tonite!!", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "on a day like this...", "A 35 minutos... Split-up.", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "go to bed mister! u need your beauty sleep", "i didnt get a hug today", "I wish the weather would be slightly less rainy so I could use the hot tub.", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "About to take a shower. Then see how annas doing", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "I`m not off till 930", "I have an interview on tuesday so things are turning around I think!! yay! so dont worry! And Japsicans are a rare breed. ;)", "wish I can go to the Roots pinic", "haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend", "the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "Changing Guitar strings.. Getting Ready To Perform `THE CLIMB` at my cousins birthdayy", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "is getting ready to go over to the apartment", "pretty much, thanks. seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "Shaw guys are over when I want to be sleeping", "I`ll be back home on Monday.", "G`day Thanx for following.", "Thanks for the interview mama! Enjoy your night", "I should stop trying to reach", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "I`m feeling pretty energized & ready to face the day w/only about 3 hours of sleep. Hope it lasts all day.", "has a gym day and is hoping to enjoy the last Friday of her twenties.", "unhooking my pt`s, then home to SLEEP! SLEEP IS GOOD", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "I hope to see you soon again", "Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol", "last sunday before going home!", "My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.", "I need some motivation in my life, oh and some love would be nice too", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "morning.any plans for today?", "leave for calcutta-delhi-lucknow tomorrow...10 days of absence!!!", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...", "Why aren`t you coming to Montreal?", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "home sweet home sleeping until monday I hope.", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "I would if I wasn`t working today." ]

[ " Omg same here! They hurt so much", "Yea! Headed home to change and head over to Pelham. Sad thought... suposed to be heading over there for the NKOTB concert...", " Hey twit! Just watched poor Holly on Britains Got Talent poor thing!! People are so mean - she only a 10 year old little girl!", " gutted your out off hollyoaks ****", " no one told me the mutual admiration society was meeting this morning! LOL Hi boys!", "rec game....trying not to cry...the pain is to much..i need him...can`t lose him </3...my heart is breakingg", "I think I have hayfever. Not sure due to wearing next to nothing in horrific weather on wed.", " hey how is everything going? please reply back. sometimes i think you hate me because you never reply back to me", " Do you think the bead crumb navigation will return to the new Fusion studios? I really miss that at the top of each item.", "Life sucks if ur not having fun.", "Feels all kinds of not so well right now", "Again, I`m stuck in traffic jams ... Somewhat starting to be the same situation every day. That`s sad, really", "I just told the people that matters the most to me to just leave me alone... I **** up again.", "Found out that a schoolmate died of an heart attack this morning. He was barely 35 will miss u bally!", " yup slowly recovering. it sucks that i can`t eat the stuff i`m craving right now. my gums can`t take it. how was your trip?", "Back at home. At the moment I�m speaking to my aunt on the telephone and Darius is neighting in the backround... Miss my little horse" ]

[ "Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!", "probably going to miss Silverstone`s race again this season in iRacing , so sad this track is pure laser scanned awesomeness", "awake. school. ew. but i put on some nice lotion.", "and aww and HEEE. nicely done, your weekend guest! *approves a lot*", "It`s too nice to be inside", "Very excited about camp, loads of people aren`t but I am thrilled about that fact we get to sleep in tents and roll around in mud", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "Home !! Home @ last !!!!! Time to step outside for some life", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Going to jog down to uni. Quite a way from my family home but exercise and all that", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "the hills is gunna be so different!! gl with your designing etc.", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "http://twitpic.com/676hz - It`s raining so chocolate world it is !", "Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "I think im becoming obsessed with MGMT- kids <3", "Gusying up for dinner, Bourbon & Branch, Zeitgeist and surprise party for Taylor! Shh...", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "haha sounds like your going to have heaps of fun ****", "2 more days till half term is over", "Plan for this evening: dinner, shopping for dress shirts, watching Up, going to bed. Plan for Saturday: Funeral for a friend...", "I`ll try to put together a list for a portfolio to put together along with a little bio on myself in my free time (school is stating)", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "All you moms, get ready to enjoy your much-deserved special day!", "Time to take a astronomy test!", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "Haha! Thanks! It`s the inane grin from grading. Some students have been really fascinating this semester", "summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "is in PHP website upgrade hell on a Bank Holiday. How`s that for planning!", "Yay we`re gonna leave earlier! Can`t wait to get back to Hawthorne!", "Had a pretty good day. Let`s see how the night goes. ;-) oh I have to work all day tomorrow no picnic for me", "ahhh yay! I`m getting into it. Knockin` a lot out.", "Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...", "_a_michael It doesn`t look like you`re tired in the pic. Don`t work too hard.", "Good morning/afternoon/night to all.....studying as usual!", "Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh", "well, the requirements are quite high as well", "concur with http://tr.im/kmVl, but people can`t wait. Don`t stop making VAS. When clouds become a commodity, do 'cross-cloud'", "i can`t wait! its most definately going to be amazing. <3 michelle", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "is dreaming of the weekend... awake!", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "back,had a great MAD monday meeting tomorrow", "taking care of sick children", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "yaayy, cannot wait for today girls! gotta get dressed this early, because were going early!", "it`s been so nice all day, and now it looks like it`s going to rain...just when i was getting excited about taking photos when i get home", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "short work week for me", "very much much much mash!!!! more please", "The dayem computer #twpp", "- so sweet why aren`t you out livin` it up this saturday night?", "no #thedailyshow this week", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "Look forward to seeing the resume!", "_Kid May the 4th be with you", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "did ice skating last show part this morning. Mozart. awesome, can`t wait to do it Friday and saturday. love U all", "Although it is becoming Tuesday (soon) in New Zealand * _starla H... ? http://blip.fm/~5jhim", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "wants to go home.", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "Getting ready for our annual old boys hockey competition let`s bring down the students!", "then am anticipating the next ten days!", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "we keep getting pet days but i heard the weekend is to be fab !!! wedding how soon again ?", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "learning french funy school-day today don`t be mad about english :*:*", "is heading off to the fair", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!", "can`t believe I just drove all the way back to school...whatever HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY: Mommy, Precious, Candis and Granny", "have fun!!!! i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away xoxo", "is at school. its her last day. of high school. ever. ever. ever.", "better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable", "Yea, it`s my road-warrior / workaholic lifestyle...", "John at a college thing staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "Day off with nothing to do", "gives you a Haiku status (inspired by Michelle Yuen) the sun is shining a perfect day glorious day outside my office", "For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.", "Im really excited! cant wait", "got alot of runnin around to do today to get this job app completed so they can have it on file... so glad i got this job!!", "can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "Feeling some butterflies today Study study study contracts; gonna ace this, then on to the write-on competition for the journals.", "Well, there is THAT...", "_Josa how exciting!!! looking forward to pics on facebook ****", "Looking forward to a session at the gym", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "Looking out the window, beautiful blue sky, great forecast for the weekend - not good for cinemas", "About to make **** happen *Pu+ !+ 0n M3*", "hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june", "HMM Gonna go with ran 4 miles and hit the gym... now time to wake the kids up", "cant contain myself, tooooooo excited", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "lolz at your modesty...***kix rox***...now all the gals will be lined up at your door", "it`s like the library equivalent of 'it`s 5 o`clock somewhere.' someone else in on the ref desk somewhere", "True to form, Bank Holiday Monday looks like it might be rainy. Hope it holds off til later, family&friends plan walk and picnic today", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!" ]

[ " oh dear. (I`m sorry, but i laughed )", "_beery Yeah little rough this morning but more tonight, and tomorrow night if all goes as planned. Caloric intake off the charts", " that sucks. did you save any of it?", "I ate too many kisses.", "OMG - the M&Ms in my pantry are calling my name. I`ve been ignoring them all day. It is driving me completely insane. Too many calories", " *hug* yep I hate that meself", "CRYING CUZ PEOPLE WONT FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!", "I don`t feel good", " ~ Sorry the response to my assistant job has already been filled. Please check back soon. I`m sure she will not last long.", " oh, sorry to hear about this too sad", "What a busy day ... am disappointed that today`s show is a repeat", "on my way to school of my last friday of high school ever! and i don`t even get to see holly Gabbie and hannah", "i cant sleep ughh n i have registration tomorrow at 11 this suxs *Shooting Star*", "disappointed she didn`t win teh glassez.", " what is I/O psy? I`m taking psy101 starting this Monday, not looking forward to going back to school but", "says I miss plurking. http://plurk.com/p/wxion" ]

[ "trying to figure it out", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.", "**** **** **** ****, please comment me back ILY", "I`ll try..blah! Thanks what are u up to today?", "I hope you feel better soon", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned", "recovering from a hard day of homeschooling my dd, chemistry did NOT go well...", "just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Hope you feel better soon.", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "Good morning Tweepsland! Makin` it a great Monday! Huge shout out to all my followers .. muah, muah! I appreciate you all", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "aww dont cry ashley", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "I really wish I could", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "morning how are you?", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "I need a code", "haha! sorry to hear that", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "I`m writing more fanfic.", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "that`s not great guy related??", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school", "It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "It`s last Friday today", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "i really wish i could.", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "im at school right now", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "ahhh twitter, I havent seen you all day", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "Reading my book in the sunshine, goona be a good day", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "Good morning to another too late sleeper . One of my excellent designers is Valerie (see ) picture", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "anybody wanna comment me? http://fotolog.com/sokristen", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Have a wonderful weekend at home! Good day today (it`s Friday!), but no Otalia today (*tear*) Lots of love to you!", "Working god I hate it haha", "braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "- I think did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08 She`s awesome!", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "lol thanx, me too!", "I just wanna be happy", "I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.", "I`m drawning in emails", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "It depends if you are having fun or not...", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)" ]

[ "Head is pounding. Well not really pounding, more like tapping I suppose. Homework time.", " I know, but work is so boring. I prefer the take on life", "Hitting the (fairly empty) shops in Orlando! Off to downtown Disney later http://tinyurl.com/cdsuws", "It looks as though I am sick little friends", "talking on the phone with someone I`ve missed a lottt.", "still no eat. still in office. and now i get sick throat 3 days before i leave for an air condition throat killing tour bus", "Ouchhhhhh I burnt my frkn tongue", "Oh hey, look, North Korea are going to kill us all; or at least some of us.", "throat infection coming on strong I think I can taste blood :S", " I think i have same disorder, stay up al night 4 no reason n sleep al day !! SUUUKS", "Bored...um...Song of the day: 'I caught myself by Paramore' and 'No good deed from the musical Wicked' Oh! And Fully Alive by Flyleaf!!!", " Ouchies. Sorry to hear it Are you going to get it checked out?", "Bus stuck in traffic; gonna be late", "do not go to moes mexican grill, it is TOO spicy!", "Had to come in, was baking out there and have slight headache now", " totally forgot about the dgree show et al. Now ensconced in home, wine and ready for bed" ]

[ "Never realized how good #Techmeme is until I actually read it (duh!) As an avid Tech Crunch reader, this is much better...", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "Welcome, you were our 10,000th follower! it`s very late CA time but we stayed up to meet you", "Damm it! I didn`t get a pic of niamh with her 3D glasses on", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "woofers, I knew it was you", "_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow", "wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "You guys didn`t call or come over Did we do something?! Def. give us a call tomorrow and hang out with us chick!!", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "I hope the young`ins enjoyed your wisdom!", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "hahaha thanks for clearing up the", "ARCHIE ANDREWS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! veronica?", "no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "I knooww & my hot water bottle iss in whangamata without me. ahhhhh", "It was fun At a friends house cuz you know I don`t have a yard big enough for a firepit. SNIFFLE!", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "ha ha thank you!", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "So that is different than normal how?", "I googled him & looked @ a lot of sites... I should have checked here first. How Exciting, for you both", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "forgot the pin of my debit card. thank God the card still works after several attempts. just bought cake for sister`s birthday. wheew!", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "Didn`t realize you were that young! Advanced Happy Birthday Stefan. MTFBWY... Always!", "she interviewed us on books. I was gonna say something, but she was all 'Wait, I have something to say!'", "boy don`t try to front i-i know just-just what you are-are-are", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "wow! you`ve been tweeting all night!! looks like you totally made up for the day", "NEW FRIEND?? hmmm... tell me more", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "that`s a brilliant idea! only one buzz though", "What`s all your fault?", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "is still amazed at the awesomness of last night. The discussion was great! Looking forward to a great week! Only 10days until I go home", "Saw the blink show from the tmobile party. I`m speachless", "@_kotenok !! ... maybe they took one look at you and said 'That`s our girl!'", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "Yep. Wasn`t that much to play with though. Just install and voil�! It works But you need a fast connection...", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "awwwwww....I know that feeling!!", "and that prob wont happen....", "Wow - that`s one deep sleep! Wish I could sleep like that -one little noise and I`m awake", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "No star replies to me", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "LoL!! I still would have got a look at his face just in case!!", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "_extacy lol i know eric, i wont delete you! just people i dont really know and never talk. and bands", "It`s under Community.. I can`t see it myself, but one of the moderators (Niandra) told me it was there", "i`m new!!!!! dunno whatta doo!", "Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "shouldn`t have stayed up til almost 2 reading 'rules' but i did. such a good book. totally worth the sleep deprivation.", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "You`re welcome Tila!! I love you!! Wish I could have heard it", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "What are we doin!!?? Tell me! tell me!", "haha!! someone with an axe just popped up at you Scenie!! what did you do???", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "=O you need to ask him something? Lmao I love him too", "because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "No but I just checked and got it LOL. You are ok! I went live for a few minutes and everything is fine.", "never noticed that before but you`re right! guess that`s because my heart is always dreaming of travel...", "did you go to uga? If so, I liked you better before I knew! Ha!", "haven`t twittered in forever. yeah, just had my sixteenth birthday party tonight", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "but it was kinda funny, sorry. ur still my favorite tho", "yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "ummm not with me?", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "hello- i`d like a little chat- but can`t DM you- is there a mail id?", "i know but its better than nothing", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "- that is awesome.", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "Oh no she stopped!", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "Really? A good distraction now. I`ll check it right. now.", "It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "oh no....u don`t have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can`t wait to see them", "u can see I just twitted them if its the real xmsirius that is. Let me know any other contact info. Lets transmit this!", "i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "Didn`t meet Rosie O Donnell but it was still a fun night", "Uhhh. Bring it over when you can. Matthew and Keren have never seen it." ]

[ " Congrats on the Invisalign! I need to get refitted for mine - I got lazy and stopped wearing them.", " How did we just get paid and still be broke as hell?! No shopping spree for me today", "Freakin` frustrated why can`t my coach realize that times are hard ain`t nobody got the money to buy cookie dough for no new uniforms", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/66l83 - I really miss her.", " ugh I`m not doin too good", " My lil` old Mac did the same thing...and it was never to charge again.", "3-4 hours sleep last night barely functioning", "layenn down,uughh dunt feel well", " No, trying to reason with it. It didn`t listen", " I missed you today...I know you must feel very tired. I will give you a massage tonight", " it was me the whole time I did a ton of things so u would believe me but u wouldn`t listen or let me prove it. Or blve me", "i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....", "big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X", "_SocksO_o: I`m sorry, Shannon.", " You still have class? Ouch", " whats up? im sad you didnt text today." ]

[ "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "_sis He got those cars before he lost his job. He used to make good money. Now he works at McDonalds because nobody will hire him.", "thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.", "getting ready for the day, out then work till close", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "Can`t believe how gorgeous the weather has been today & I`ve had to spend it at work!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Heading south on I-95. Jacked mess around SR 234", "but then you won`t see Her hotness much either", "not playing here either", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "I was supposed to go boating/songwriting in Cape Cod.. but its cold and rainy", "Heading to the office through a very quiet Stockholm, at least its not sunny", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "off to work for the day", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "Ahhhhhh I got stitches I seriously cant wait to go to the beach! SUMMER HURRY UP!!!!!!", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work", "loves John Mayer`s updates. And modeling in the hot sun... and being sweaty... jk. But seriously...", "STRESSED AS HELL (, but still surviving", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "Up was sooo gooooood. Wood ranch bbq time! Dian deng pao.", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "haha! sorry to hear that", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...", "Good Morning!!! Work and then it`s ESPN`s Sunday night Baseball. hopefully it won`t get rained out", "_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "Another nice day again! Working in Goderich today so I can walk & enjoy the weather", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!", "LOVES that lubbock is wet..its about time..no more strip runs", "Had a pretty good day. Let`s see how the night goes. ;-) oh I have to work all day tomorrow no picnic for me", "Listening to Someday We`ll Know... It`s raining!!!!", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.", "_98 Kevin can`t leave work until 2", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "is singing in the rain. Cover your ears, people", "TGIF!! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today. And I`m stuck inside.", "the suns starting to go in im getting coldddd!", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "i have the biggest headache right now, i washed my hair wif mum`s shampoo and now it`s gross i like my shampoo way better", "I have to spend lots of our money on a new boiler...great!!! Not so lucky hey", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "Yea, it`s my road-warrior / workaholic lifestyle...", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "Enjoying sunshine in the park with friends, pale shirtless footballers are not attractive I`m afraid", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "beats the heat with cool guava juice in handi water", "had a great time last night, but my eye is burning !!! it hurts bad", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "dude there is no sun here.", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "Huh, another ScarePoint coding Sunday", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "I would never do such a thing! The only thing more awesomerer is the 15 minute walk to work", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "haha nice to know I`m not alone! Working in the BBC and can`t see it", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "So finally.. It`s raining in Delhi", "Is back in sunny 95 degree weather though", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x" ]

[ "Just got off the phone with lainey the love of my life . . . Now im taken a ****", "You people haVe no idea how depressing it is being at a steakhouse and not being able to eat", " wtf pogs are back too?", "Work soon. Lame going to miss the Go Lakers! Hope you win!!!!", "Trying to open a .docx file on my virtual system while I`m under the dryer. But it only has Office 2007,", " copy & paste **** **** tosser piss flap a 10000000000 times !!!!", " Planet Fitness on Van Wyck, keep hearing all the homies tell me bout it, plus its close to the hood, u know my lazzzy ****!", "_ oh god i just watched it to!! did claire escape? AGAIN!!! it was really quite sad", "So much work, so little time", " I saw this link, but I get an error on the CNN site when I open this page and cannot read the article.", "where`s enthusiasm in meeeee", "Waiting for friends to call or email me bleh i feel unloved", "he just fully yelled saying dnt be so fcking stupid grow up! stop with this band **** then... throws the remote at me thnks love u2", " Sorry to hear ur flight got cancelled that blows!!!", "Damnit. I have run out of candy coated books.", " You don`t reply to none of your fans ... I don`t know what trust" ]

[ "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "Going to shopping place thingie! BRB LATERZ!", "hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "lost my BA115 enlisted class in CRS!! ( whyyyy. hindi naman conflict or whatever. ang labo ng CRS grabe. T.T", "I don`t see why not", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "_fr Yes I saw the Village but the restaurant in the Village Square has a sign above it that reads 'Digestif.'", "partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "daddy wanted to buy me shoes, but they were prettie esspensive, so nao I haff to go bearfoot", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "_Wright THANK YOU! 'Return of the Mack' is THE jam!", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "It depends on your goals & how much you want to spend Cannondale, Specialized and Cervelo are all good brands.", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "I wanna see that movie 'Keith' with JMcCartney in it! It looks sooo good. But none of the video stores here carry it", "boston needs one too", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "tried oprahs free unfried kfc and loved it i went back for another try and topped it with boba and wolverine.Chilled with pope,dave,ben", "I just ate some burgers from Jack In The Box and im not sure if I want to continue eating burgers", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "_Melbourne Sounds good! Say hi if you run into me there! I`m always always having coffee there", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "I love #polaroid - such a shame they don`t make the film for it anymore", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "Oooh... that`s right by the zoo... think... in 2 months` time that could be our regular other meeting place", "day started off bad but got better", "i think 30 bucks and i dunno", "ooo... No I believe they`ve all closed down, even the ones at the airport", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "But I�m for smaller companies rather than bigger ones. It�s not like I have worked at a big company to prove it, though", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "Anyone want to buy me this anthropomorphic planter called Domsai by Matteo Cibic? http://tinyurl.com/m6sru3 Only available till the 31st", "Just got the Nashville IHOP staff to hit the Dougie with me and Mayne. What a **** night", "U SO funny but u right! I like BSB but Im not as fan than U I love much better Tupac & TLC..2 bad they`re not singing anymore", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Chinese Lunch Buffet: $4.50 - Add a soda $1.25 - Noticing the Health Inspection score of 81 as I walk out with my bag, Priceless .....", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "not the best way to start your day", "_o uh, could you come visit austin before you make your gigantic moving decision? it`s closer to st louis than portland.", "and why can`t toy story come out this june", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "but Humira isn`t right for everyone. Some respond better to Enbrel. Ask your Rheumy. But not much long-term testing done", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "k its 3 slices left", "just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.", "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "_oliver I was off by one year. I really wanted some of Jamies cooking books in ENGLISH!!!! not German.", "Did 2dives w/ Oceans Deep Dive. 10m vis, no sun, no colours. Dynamite fishing has done it`s toll on the reefs.", "So lost on my owm tryinh to find matter in the o2", "Woot freaking hoo, tho Mad World isn`t doing well on the iTunes top #100 chart.", "Have somebody installed vCenter Server 4 on Windows 2008 x64 w SP2? SP2 is not in the compability matrix", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "ah! NFG were super amazing! Jordan is `pretty legit`!! Can`t stay longer 2 meet everyone cuz we hv 3 hour drive home!", "what�s hot and new?", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "wants to go home.", "The sun has gone in!", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "goodbye picnic for a classmate today but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "wellll...... only 2 that will feed me the others were mainly shade loving native wildflowers.", "My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!", "had a good day but im now skint again", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "is planning for surviving financial status after quitting my job, gotta find a new job within 4 months", "we don`t need no education", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "- I used to have NKOTB sleeping bag too!! I don`t know where it is now", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "needs to find SOMETHING to wear to graduation. lol can`t find anything!", "pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "Would you travel to the UK for one? The big US meets sound great, I`d love to go to one of those, so many furs & so much art", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "alphonso milkshake in the morning, lassi in the afternoon and fresh nimbupaani in the evening....summers can be fun", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Played the Eclectricity Festival @ The Custard Factory last night was an UNREAL atmos right till the end! Glad i played last set", "Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis", "Yes, that would be pretty creepy. I think its all a bit more innocent than that, I think he just wants to sell some icecream", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "****, so many good deals...you guys have a conspiracy to steal all my money", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!" ]

[ "omg, did anyone see the wee girl on bgt..!**** sucha shame", "ScREW MY PHONE. ITS BROKEN. DONT BOTHER TEXTING.", "CHILLAXIN AT WORK...MAN I SCREWED UP", "Noooooo worst news ever today my tattoo artist is moving omg what am I going to do!?!?!?!?", " had to many weirdos on the other one", "gear troubles all day long!", "My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...", "feels sad coz i wasnt able to play with the guys!!! http://plurk.com/p/wxiux", " bahah sadly I am not", "counting the minutes until I can go home", "The chicken noodle soup I made for lunch to feel better just burned my tongue . . .not a good day.", "is wondering y Mother Nature is making my life miserable", " lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack", " who knows It makes me sad lol", "Just remembered I still have a summer project to do. IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!", "my car is possessed and won`t stop honking at me" ]

[ "I just wanna be better already", "my power went out as well.. Except I`m in nor cal", "http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don`t have my `06 one though :/", "...what ever happened w/ creating music in collaboration just for fun without the 'what am i getting out of it' question in mind? PLEASE!", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "No money... and No Car...", "I have yet to understand any sentence u have ever typed,but it`s kinda fun-like learning a foreign language&I love to quote u.", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "proper cba with out!", "I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment", "You live dat glamorous life.", "just doesn`t understand why this thing wont save my photos Defo uggo! lol", "what is it with chocolates? i just can never say no", "Wish I was at sri panwa now", "I wanna come!!! How come u didn`t invite me!", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "short work week for me", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "I wish I could have time for my xbox project all tied", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "the exact one i was thinking of the bestttt.", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "_nobel ? ? ????????????? = ?????? ?????? ?????? ?? ????", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.", "My gut says to replace $$$ appliances instead of repair, but I want to be smart with $. When I try repair, replace was the right choice.", "_anstee i hope! its in expo! that would be amazing. im trying so hard to make perfection so it is.", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Aw what about me", "Not a prob hun", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "can u add ur link. I can`t find u on YouTube.", "I just put my computer up on craigslist. I`ve had the same case, monitor, and speakers for over 5 years.", "_10k much appreciated! yeah, it sure is a challenge and a great reward. wouldn`t trade it for anything.", "mayb he was raped when he was younger", "Am I the next Blumenthal?!", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "I called but you didnt answer", "_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.", "nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response", "it was just the handle tg", "As much as I loved Texas, my dislike for needles could interfere.", "I had a dream that I went to Evo fest, but I didn`t.", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Noones talking to me anymore", "cheers mate, still getting over Wednesday You ok? You should be, you are an incredibly wealthy man", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "no FF tweet for me?", "aww but typing from beyond the grave...impressive", "Nobody ever ` s makes me sad", "'stunningly beautiful' and 'new piece' don`t usually go together. Wish I could go", "well, maybe you can always head for CNT. be sure to save some for me!", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy", "`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Wow thanks a lot! I can`t believe I didn`t think of that. XD", "OOooOO -- no, I have not! Glad to hear it was incredible, though! I still have it bookmarked to try sometime", "I would LOVE to learn trapeze! I`ve wanted to do that since I was a kid. Sadly, there`s no place where I live that teaches", "my last tweet didn`t send bad phone", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "I must have applied for about 20 jobs every day this week, why won`t one of them contact me???", "http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it", "_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything.", "I know It was worth a shot, though!", "haha i did! many times before!", "the construction lookd familar", "wants to go to walmart. but won`t go alone", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "I want to be at", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Do you not like turtles?", "I want to be like Horatio Caine", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "you didnt send me the text", "i`m probably the only person in the world that uses tweetie from my ipod touch & not an iphone ghetto? haha", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "aww sorry boo. I haven`t bought a printer in 4 years; my canon i900d is still making amazing prints. Have zero fisheye exp.", "_ Truetrue But he`s not! xD", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "your not in school", "Patience, it`s worth it", "i think 30 bucks and i dunno", "mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "- i sure hope so it was worth it for me too loveu.", "Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "I can`t vote for you they have stopped the voting", "LOL! That is just the way I was brought up.", "57 days till my 18th B-day", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "http://twitpic.com/3x3wq - impossible to know them closely", "I didnt get his tweet", "FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.", "I did?! yay! Where did I get that extra �300 from? Hmm.. anyway I`m going to be partying hard when I get it", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "An expense I could do without at the moment", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "Oh yah! My dad does that. But I don`t have a landline.", "ohhh. hm. I don`t want to screw mine up" ]

[ "`Look at the tadpole`... `No! ... Look at me!!!` ... Foolish dog http://yfrog.com/05ixbj", " Hahahaha! I didn`t know it said that, sheeeeittt! I don`t get why I can`t have a picture... bwaaaahhh", " an iphone app came out a few months back called zemote, bumped my domain zemote.com out of the #1 spot", " given the way kunal khemu etc. starrers turn out..there is a high probability of it being `****` rather than `niche`!", "Aww I have a tummy ache", "Whoops - I got sunburnt", "Steve Aoki sorry. May b nxt time.", "Very bad things.......I need to stop thinking!", " Did you know that there is a shortage of shells for crabs to use on the beach due to beach combers? It is very sad", "chillin bored drinking a margarita. txt me", "Is now crying Omg I am fed up with this pain !!!", "this hot day is making me tired", "Last day working for the Uni today, sad times", "Also, why are paracetamol so hard to swallow? Even when the long ones are snapped in half. Ow.", "is very angrrry! my FB account just got deleted- WTF??? all my poems I have ever written are on there", "today has not started out very well" ]

[ "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though", "If I am... so are U, my friend. HA! But the thing is... WE make old look GOOD!", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "ha. nothing any man does is right on mothers day except for taking kids off mum`s hands for whole day", "Agreed! Though Eclipse apps hinder collecting the heap dump by catching OOME. Had to muck about in JConsole", ": haha i know it was super easy too. i sat at the toy counter and gave kids what little toy they wanted with they`re tickets.", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "believes that creativity in cooking is only limited to your imagination... guess that applies for most things too... like photography", "Im eating a salad and rember to comment my new myspace pictures plz?", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "lol, good luck with that ;) love your vid for YBWM", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "_miacherry morning kik enjoy your breakfast", "Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "Just got stung by nettles lol in about 3 fingers and I mean come on that dude with the apples needed to step it up a notch!", "Some goodies bagged at the car boot including some very cute cross stitch birds for my craft room! The man selling was a sweetie", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "Good Morning Twitts! Another GloOmy day in NYC!", "That`s the Birthday Boy`s iPod Touch and DSi set-up and sorted. Just to think I would have been happy with a ball + boots at that age!", "Well, I do what I can for the X spammers watchin`", "Happy Friday. Just pulled some yummy radishes out of the garden. Hope the strawberries turn out. Still no blooms.", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "with harry.. baked. love you cassie.. BUT YOU`RE NOT ONLINE!?", "so wednesday my mom is making a huge special dinner & whatnot to celebrate the new single, just so ya knoww", "Getting used to this shoulder immobilizer thing. Even getting used to sleeping in the recliner.", "_Brad oh, cuz id like to use it on a whole heap on bitchy girls I knoww", "This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "watching Please Twins. gonna make some Iced Tea :-bd", "'Its a calander.'Calendar!' COLLANDER!' Bahaha, That part was hilarious, of course, the whole thing was hilarious", "No this is not redirects, this is just updating posts on our website massage.dk .. next item => publish, next item => pulish", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "My whole body back pain treatment and detox starts Monday. Not looking forward to a summer of hot yoga and healthy food.", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "Restoring new iTouch 2. Excited to use it. Yeeeeeeeee. Goodbye iTouch 1.", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "'Stop your twittering' - Maryland cookies #bgt", "is having a quiet mothers day evening... happy mothers day to all the yummy mummies", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "yeah. No vomiting tonight, bit sniffly but ok. bens trying to get him to sleep right now.", "is going to run a circle...also...ab zum Spooohort.", "&not gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm", "what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk", "Up and breakfasted, about to jump in shower then heading off to the land of the black pudding for playoff part 2", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol", "and thanks hoping its just allergies and not a nasty flu!", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "__marie lol..french toast sticks too!", "Staying home to work on a linoleum block carving for a project (due tomorrow). There will probably be pictures.", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "dancing around and cleaning the house..... loving my sunday so far", "and young ones....'look what I found'....'breakfast'....", "_Claire its sunny here I will send some over to you", "well wassup than dont be scurred now! lol you`d probably like it if it came to biting!", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "enjoy!!! have a good day. don`t forget to twitpic ****", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "With my jordie for a little bit", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "at the office, trying to solve the mystery of whose blood is that in the bathroom toilet.... eewwwww", "4 fillings to the good(?); two more appointments to go", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "http://tinyurl.com/ateltl <-- Rocksteady pt II", "Managed to find a bottle of Pimm`s! If only we had the weather to go with it", "Plan for this evening: dinner, shopping for dress shirts, watching Up, going to bed. Plan for Saturday: Funeral for a friend...", "lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.", "off to the cheese counter I go! Thanks", "Watched The Rescuers Down Under with Dru and ate Mickey d`s. This is how Disney sequels *should* be done", "Umm. What do we have here? Apple pie, check. Cupcakes, check. Green tea, check. Coffee, check. Then we`re ready for tea time", "Have a good one", "ROFL - me too.", "Hope my roommates having a good morning without TP and soap!", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "delegate I am now eating pate on toast a my wife is editing yesterday`s engagement shoot ;)", "Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries", "Thanks for the feedback. Surreal life, surreal oils", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "cut yourself a slice of cheese cake.. it makes everything better", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "same. Was going to try warm milk but I`m lactose intolerant haha.", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "wow i`m soo hungover", "haha that was good, slightly geeky but funny x", "My 2 favorite things. Fuzzball and Swine Flu http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7", "Going to shopping place thingie! BRB LATERZ!", "today i salute all mothers and honour the feminine....and now its time for a beer", "Round two of Vega: Vanilla Chai flavor. Just realized that I have only 45 days left", "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "what you laughing at over there got strawberries?" ]

[ " my riding time has been dismal too during these rainy weeks. haven`t been able to make myself to go to the gym instead.", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/6695k - Awwww poor boys! *cries* So sad..", " im so jealous! I want to go to ny", "_skies You got me singing Falling in Love now. Only, I`m changing the week day to Saturday. Doesn`t quite fit.", "Now I feel sick.", "LOL! Made a huge mess of my school shirt, was using charcoal sticks in 2D art", " LOL I feel like drunk right now...", " You did know, you just couldn`t remember!!", "is hating the weather. UGH.", " i have no phone whatchu doing tonight sucka. no dane cook she sold the tickets. lamee.", "Weather sucks!!... It`s raining again!!", "Oh..Summer begins..yay.. The fighting, Crying and stress has started with the kids..It`s only been 3 hrs since they got out.", "yeah its Friday! I thought my sis was coming into town turns out she is not!! so sad! i miss my babies!!!", " Yes I do! And I`m still almost at my Gmail storage ceiling! ARGH! I am being FORCED to delete stuff.... or buy more space.", " daaammmnnnnn I do wish I was there.", "Bored...um...Song of the day: 'I caught myself by Paramore' and 'No good deed from the musical Wicked' Oh! And Fully Alive by Flyleaf!!!" ]

[ "My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts", "Oh, I don`t really have much of an opinion on her either way. It`s just a night to rip everything.", "As opposed to twitter, where all we can do is talk to people. SL is fun. I already have way too many ways to distract myself.", "Happy Monday! Lots of little things to do today! Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!", "Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one! what exams do you have tomorrow?", "Sleeeep. Good day, nice night, comfy bed.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "I`ve been up late this week watching Jay Leno. Tonight is his last show But now he`ll move up to 10pm not sure if the material will bsame", "A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave", "polyester, protester, quester, semester, sequester...hope this helps", "Homey missed da bus.", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend", "okay, need to hit the sack. i gotta wake up in like 5 hours goodnight everyone!", "really has anyone got through to the finals yet? yeah was it i was stuck in class for most of it loveyoufletch xxxx", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "last day working for Tend", ": hehe�I bet you have never looked back! 3 weeks is a long school trip!", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "Hehehe I didn`t really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in", "Had a good day 2day! off to bed. Nite tweeps.", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "_jayy It might hav to cost u a History essay.", "Can`t you guys do something on CO-OP about Grim Fandango? Don`t you wanna see it on XBLA/PSN? Call Tony Plana! Call Tim!!", "Might be a while before I get around to it. Not sure if I will make it flat out in HTML or through WordPress. .. Fun fun fun", "OooooOOOOO but you just said you were dancin at home. so doesn`t that count?", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "fo sho, im down", "Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!", "It is a recession", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "_lee lol a bugg to school thats awsome", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "it`s beeen onee year", "Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week", "Glenna is bored but glad that it is a beautiful day. Macy went swimming and Kris played golf while I sat at home waiting for them", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "- Try this one", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Ahh that`s fun I had work last night, a party after, went to the movies today to see Wolverine. Was a good weekend", "JONAS rocked tonight! going to bed after I write a lil bit... Night and bless all", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "They grovelled On tomorrow morning, will post a link to the show, should be on just after 9am if anyone is about", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "Busy week this week; quick trip to chase some oil and gas in htown and then back to office for fun week with the devel team", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "whoohoo! just went to get movies and junk food its a womens night mwahaha >", "Still working on music grades...outside on the deck...sun is behind a big gray cloud", "its my last friday of my high school years!", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "Yes thanks, its been great. Soooooo not looking forward to Monday", "_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though", "sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to", "The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long", "am sitting in the library with eyes half closed cause havent slept in a while coz of exams", "Supernatural was mega good Now I`m off to bed, urgh long day of school tomorrow x", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "damnnn. training starts at 11. but that would have been cool. next timeee", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works", "@ the San Antonio Missions game waitressing. Not a huge crowd. Meaning a slow game.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "haha better drunken tweeting you mean?", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "Me too, because Monday is end of weekend. But, we cannot escape it, so I wish you have a good week", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", "Not quite sure what ace of cakes is or are. Gosh I`m tired. Loved bride wars. Fun night.", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "wellllll, I did most of my homework. and i kind of finished with editing. And I`m not as tired this morning as I thought I`d be", "partying in the study room", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers", "Unless you mean the 2 hours a week i use for sleeping. Yeah, suppose i could use those", "ohh ic ic haha, iyaa my summer is filled with ONE Course that lasts for the whole summer", "gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight x x", "Would you believe that I`m done with homework for the rest of my life?", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "Here`s and at our evening drink on Thursday night in London. http://twitpic.com/4wrrp", "Have a great weekend Mononoke I may be tweeting from inside the movie theater either Monday or Tuesday lol", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "in faa thaa night movie night?", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "your not in school", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "right. coursework now. PROMISE", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty." ]

[ "i cant believe that its already friday! omg, what had i done?!", "DotA is an addiction...i waste 6-7 hours playing dota", "scratchy scratchy throat. warm fluids needed", "Straighening my hair and its not going as straight as i want it to be what a bummerrr for me", "my day has been so crappy that i just want to cry.", " any chance of seeing you at a race in germany? unfortunately hardly any tv & news coverage of cycling here anymore!", " I miss standing next to you...", " I am so sorry I missed your tweet I was on a nice long chat across the border with pastel. Did you want the recipe? email?", "can`t stop playing Fallout 3! This game is addictive like crack!! It`s bad when you dream that your repairing guns in your sleep", "My head hurts so bad I could scream!", "oh no.... please... dont do that to yourself again", "Finally. Deleted her number from my phone contacts #heartbreak", " I wish I was! well, for the past hour I have been. But before that I was in bed. Proper migraine!", " **** i shouldnt have left!", "Grrr! My internet will be up and running next Wed at least now I have a def. Answer!", " i wish i could call but i live in the uk and i don`t have the cash to call" ]

[ "oh the memories ? http://blip.fm/~5yxd4", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Nice days like this make me miss Alki", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "i need to get tickets though idk how that is gonna happen", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "As long as you take me with you", "There are wonderful people in my life who I think I can handle only in small doses & there is just 1 I cud be with every hour, everyday.", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "the rain bring back some memories", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x", "then am anticipating the next ten days!", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "I`m going to school...JOY! :/ 7:20 am! I`ve got to go! BYE!", "WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP WITH THE SOUND OF THE RAIN", "Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.", "blues for me please", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "is heading off to the fair", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "you can crash, you will just have to drive alone Besides... I can`t crash, I gotta work! LOL ;)", "May the 4th be with you! Hahahaha that`ll neverrr get old", "at work and tired just want to go to bed", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "*Hand up* Me, I`m going #localgovcamp", "Edgefest! or maybe since you`re driving...", "I`m sooooo excited to see you also love.....let the craziness begin 7 daysssssss YAHOOOO", "I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT", "May the forth be with you .....", "i seriously neeed to study", "i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!", "I am going to work than, ill be home, and im going to look for my camera since it must be lost in my house. everyone have a wonderful day", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "I`ll be back home on Monday.", "can`t wait to crack it open and no doubt will learn from it as well as support my evangelizing cubicle-freedom-ness!", "awww bless her. she made me cry", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "gonna walk around for an hour now :I but I`m totally motivated! Wahahaha", "will be working at 7/11 this summer", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "There is a sadness in the air at school but I got two awards!!", "woooooo im seeing you in glasgow when you come, september is agessss away but", "I wanna go but my car not here...", "i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!", ". Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!", "can i have itL", "It is going to be a beautiful day!", "looking forward to seeing the relatives... maybe home from Toronto soon", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "Not by choice. I have to use it for that one project that never ends!", "Of course, the Evil Day Job wants me to stay longer. I need to win the lottery.", "i won`t make u cry", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "ummm, come on, for me twins and slurpees, and being in a car with the twins is going to be pretty epic!!!", "Dunno yet, would LOVE to though! I keep missing them any other time for some reason :S & have fun!", "yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "probably going to miss Silverstone`s race again this season in iRacing , so sad this track is pure laser scanned awesomeness", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "Going to get my blood taken", "My 1st Mothers Day Tomorrow", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "see u bye see u! i love the hot30", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "i`ll visit ny `til september, no diggnation for me", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "getting ready for the day, out then work till close", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "i`ll go to the movies with you", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "hahahaha where is that train? I want on! That should be a wild ride", "just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "really wanted to go to that gig tonight", "Is gonna go for a shower goin to see hannah Montana laterz woo well excited", "hi I`m goin to see you on wednesay at shepards bush", "Sigh... you know I am...", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "Aha! Well I`m from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", "Off to a wedding!", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "ooh like what? I`m planning on spending the night in as well", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "I want to be like Horatio Caine", "unplugging for the rest of the day. Have a good one everybody!!", "need to cheer up!", "i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!! (FAREWELL!!!)", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "Awesome fortune cookie! I think you really WILL go to exotic places. Hope all is well!!!", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "I`m getting back into again", "It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Can`t wait to come home! I miss my Bubba. Too bad my parents are taking him to Canada.", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "In two months i will have something of the kinf of prom and i`m really excited! and you haven`t any contact to her?", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!", "I want to SOOOOOOO BAD!!!", "Really bad ones are also classic.", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "its weird how thinking about may 2nd totally changed my crappy mood to happiness...i miss so much" ]

[ " Problem is, Flash isnt GPU accelerated. The Atom 330 can`t play Youtube HD or Hulu HD fullscreen Big deal with Plex...", " sorry bout your cat !", "ouch, my back. I`m sick of having a pamela anderson esque chest", " Well I guess the McCafe=tastes like **** cured ur craving? You get the McSkillet? Me Wants", "http://twitpic.com/67qv3 - Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there", " Omg. I am so sorry. Sorry, I never know what to say", "Sitting here with my baby .. Libby has a fever 101.0 shes fussy", "Just got home from the hospital.... i have another clot in my leg", "bored, nothing to do", " i thought you would win! Fabulously40 have some bots on her side?", " Is beastypops tired? I wish i was. My tablets are just making me want to throw up!", "Left Cali this morning...in Dallas now..missing my car SO MUCH!!!", " sorry friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.", " het there r u finished cleaning your pond? u shouldn`t stay too long u will get all wrinkled up!! kidding", "is sad that she is not seeing Basshunter at Metroplex this weekend", "On the set of Chuck Bass` New York Palace Hotel. Too bad they weren`t filming today. http://twitpic.com/67nht" ]

[ "Just got out of work", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "trying to figure it out", "at least two to three times a week i turn on the tv, find comedy central already on and have to endure a brief moment of scrubs", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "Yep, one of those nights again.", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "Oh that just made my evening. I forgot Merlin was on tonight! But its a toss up between Rove and Spielburg on Spielburg on ABC2 choices.", "thank you for the link! it explains a lot! and I`m glad you`re feeling good! I`ve a friend coming tomorrow. will be fun!", "i KNOW! AHH! so fun!", "LOL watching Big Bang Theory latest episode", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "Heavenly Donuts at 11:30 at night...sounds like a heavenly match to me. SIYAL8R", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "Crab boat? I have my mobile set to go off every night, to remind me to head to bed", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "I still have another hour.", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "Oh noesss seniors last day However, tickling will till he was on the floor giggling made it totally worth it. Plus, a senior sandwhich!", "thats real geek talk! haha...I feel you!", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "I still have an hour.", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "wish i was rollin with ya", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "awwwwww....I know that feeling!!", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "so technically....i havent really gotten out of bed. so i think you`re right and i`m gonna stay here!", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "aw thas good im glad your happy i jus been chillin", "This morning is for smiling smugly to oneself. Anyone can join in", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts", "Wow, my bed is SO comfy & my nap has been much too short. Getting up for work = do not want.", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "off to bed for the night. goods night everyone", "Heading to bed with a book. Good night", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "haha dork .. That sounds so yummy .. Share!", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "Yeah, it`s good. Just startled me.", "then stop staying out all night", "I need to sleep for a whole day to recover from this birthday!! I`m getting so old!!", "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "i don`t have any of that", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "Wow - that`s one deep sleep! Wish I could sleep like that -one little noise and I`m awake", "thanks have fun at work lol ****", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "babe i`m just **** around! just bored! no need to worry", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "getting ready to go read, pray, and go to bed. Enjoy the rest of the night", "super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.", "has an exam at 10am - I slept about 3 hours last night", "what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21", "lol to see my king", "Sounds like you`re in for a great day! Enjoy", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "Time to turn the phone off and get a full nights sleep", "I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though", "http://twitpic.com/672s3 - What I woke up to this morning...I didn`t want to leave bed.", "OK dear tweeps, goodnight! I need 2 get up early 2 say Happy Mothers Day 2 wife n mom", "Im kinda bored anyone else I think ill listen to some hip hop its pretty good you should check it out www.bseresults.net", "_Johnson: have a good night", "After 42 hours of not sleeping it is time for bed. Alaska-so far so good", "I don`t know what to wear....", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "would really like to not be at work and instead taking a nap.", "boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "In bed eating chocolates after 2 super parties, yay playing with the new camera - could I be an amazing photographer?", "I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!", "@ Sly party enjoying life partying tonight.....maybe?", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "off to bed, night every onee", "last night after long drive, slept really well, now time for dino`s wasstraat", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "heyyy you LOL wassup mamas?", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "about to hit the sheets.", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "LOL! Glad you like it!", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "lol thanks. I do like to be on top. I`m going to enjoy this. How long can I be up there?", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "i don`t know !!", "says good evening http://plurk.com/p/rqh8l", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me" ]

[ " Are you guys gonna get the metal detector from the Brickmans? I saw Chad ask Davey on FB. Sorry `bout your ring", " ha!The potential is there but so is the loss of fingers, think you can get the PO to do it? At a charge and not full proof", "This morning I rode behind a guy with a bird cage containing a plastic Tyrannosaurus rex attached to his bicycle. I couldn`t get a photo.", "sometimes the fact that my health for the lack of a better word SUCKS really scares me", "Heading to the gym. The group of guys that USED to go with me has all quit...well, except for Brandon. Makes me terribly sad", "my monitor won`t turn on. This can only be the work of my mother.", "emily is over tonight XD work experience is over. Jen I`m going to miss seeing you like everyday", "watching my ard earn money dissapear.", "i wish i was outside thats the only thing thats gonna kill me about work all day, everyday during the summer.", "...living in my studio, sounds very important ;) oh Mildura is totally boring!! Mhhh...whatever! byeeee", "ughhh have a tummy ache", " CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?", " I miss rollerblading down Shoreline.", "_Star95 oh so you know how I feel then **** representative for bank of america tried to make it sound like I did it. What a b ...", "doneeee wheeee hahaaaaaaaa so tired and sleepy peter u suck not coming to my bday!", "10 more days to go for Freedom!!!!!! **** these xams!!" ]

[ "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "that`s because of all the stuff that was stolen while you were gone...", "Where DO you get all those wonderful toys?", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.", "you have every right to feel like a crazy fanboy! jason mraz and james morrison? the jealousy is tangible", "yummy yummy ice creammm i hate heels &whoever made this pair.", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "just doesn`t understand why this thing wont save my photos Defo uggo! lol", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "Wah, why are you sad?", "ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk", "dw you never will ****", "Yum chocolate sorbet! She barely even shared http://twitpic.com/67azl", "it`s too beautiful to stay inside", "that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though", "that sucks. But woot for Misha.", "My mom said I eat a lot", "i know but its better than nothing", "aww :/ kk I need to do a huge shopping trip at joshstore to get you also a joshmobile.. pft.", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "i think in the end, remembering the poetry and feeling behind something is far more important than the name.", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks", "lol thanks!there scary to wear though", "haha Hey, Well if you were in the elevator you should have said more!", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you", "i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "Sorry if I`m unsociable I`m loading up stock in the shop, mums making me", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "I want to call you but it would cost to much But Maybe my parents will say okay =D", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "snitchsneeker photos were cool -but, dang, what`s up with all the comments about your chest hair - that`s just creepy", "cant believe ER is all over", "I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this", "didn`t make it to 1000 but I smoked her. She`s at 60 and I`m at 260. thank you! How r u?", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "I got a Coach purse", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "'I can givee you anything but lovee' - Daniel Schuhmacher", "geez why do u have to be SO obvious?", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "- Wtf Polyvore? what`s that? enjoy it though.", "Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "Really bad ones are also classic.", "the lost cost is a total plus. Nutella is like peanut butter mixed with chocolatey goodness. yumm. ^^", "I`m so getting the cold", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "Fixed my favourites. $180 and the heels fell off after 4 wears", "I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it", "Wow. That`s looks really good. I wish I had some. Was it good?", "Polaroid film today?! I hope so. Green tea = Yum. I got a 8/9 on my appearance for my 'job' interview. Too much cleavage?", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "Sugar Free Should Have Gone Through In stead On 2 Grand They Were So Good and 2 Grand Is A Bit Too Cheesy", "hm... i don`t I can recommend any white chocolates though.. you have to move to the `dark` side first..", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "You know, your updates are really amusing. How was the prop auction?How much did that baseship bed go for?", "I don`t see why not", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "I will post it later. Its not on my comp", "is saving up `till HK.", "just checked my account I also paid twice", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "because its like ten times better than this place xD and its so beautiful and fun and they have gold coast hot dogs!! xD", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "i need to get my computer fixed", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "PRD take a long time to review!", "my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.", "being updated to have multiple `skins` for different GT members. Nightmare. 82k of CSS to hack! No time to redo; woe is me.", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!", "my favorite curling iron broke" ]

[ " me because I might not have enough money for college!!!", " Dang... that IS disappointing", " Are you guys gonna get the metal detector from the Brickmans? I saw Chad ask Davey on FB. Sorry `bout your ring", "Trying to recover photos after a problem between Windows and my XD card. Result: shots are all half visible **** Microsoft...", "I`m craving something salty in my mouth! Tired of pretzels tho.", "hate working when its sunny,boohoo", "lost my tooth 2day whilst i was eating gum...oww", " Lol - I could try! Seriously tho, dont do all of it! That sucks! ****", "Josie`s out of surgery. She`s now officially unable to procreate. And She`s way out of it... Poor medicated baby", " I was asleep until my brother woke me up asking me if I ate the rest of the frosted mini wheats. I can`t go back to sleep.", "They just admitted my grandma to the hospital... Shes my only last one please pray for her", "John making me wear a mask and gloves at work cause I`m sick. Says he doesn`t want to catch swine flu. http://yfrog.com/02mxjj", " URGHHHHHHHHHH your makeing me cry", "leaving florida want to live there forever! Texan*Girl", "_M ah. knowing microsoft, they could probby do it, but would want to charge way too much extra for it", " **** marriage isn`t legal everywhere here." ]

[ "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "LOL. About to leave.", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "Wow, you were here? Why didn`t you tell me? J/k That`s cool though; I have yet to see one...", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "_spark heheh. Odd though, I thought a couple of the others I`d done were better", "haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...", "in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "I lost followers Was it something I said? I swear I am not into freeballing. Ugg that is the last time I mention that thing.", "_L_S How was the game? Unfortunately, teh Cavs lost I`m sure you had fun though", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "Well its a good thing ``march`` wasnt very long and i didnt like it...cuz its deleted. Ugh", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "Raining... I missed the rain so much... I am grateful for it ;)", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "oh no....u don`t have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can`t wait to see them", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "yeah that sounds more sensible. thought you had a heston bleumenthal moment of genius somehow!", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "Haha yea if i knew yew wanted 2 go i would have told yew", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "'Thank god you didn`t go **** until after you had me...'", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "I forget how much I miss my tribe til I have limited access to talking to them. Spotty internet in the country so I won`t be here long.", "You are very, very good. Why didn`t I think of that?", "WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "_127 LOL Just remember how it was after my car accident", "no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any", "_it_good den fell asleep on me!!!", "Now I feel left out... All alone in AZ...lol", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "lol thanx, me too!", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "he didn`t know there was going to be a test", "I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "i skyped u las nite", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "I know. I was hoping to meet you tonite & I just found out a few min ago that we have a mutual friend Cuong H.", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "I thought I was your best friend?", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks", "I`m only 6` 0'", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "eww What r u doing atm?", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "ur Mom just called. Guess NOT. C U @ 5", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "I don`t have any", "sooo, i saw RObs car drive by. but that was about it", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "haha well i was at my friend`s party, but then i realized i forgot my stepmom`s bday, so i had to come home to call her!", "Thank you for sharing. I appreciate your honesty I hadn`t tweeted for 30 some odd hours and got a little tweet happy.", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "It was fun At a friends house cuz you know I don`t have a yard big enough for a firepit. SNIFFLE!", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok", "i was in front of u the other day i waved and u didnt off to eddie izzard now!", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "I was going to go to london for a week then had to change my ticket! I would have been there right now", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!" ]

[ "Lunch isn`t until 1:00 but I`m already so hungry.", "gawd the rain is too strong", " =o YOU SAW FLEETWOOD MAC! I`m insanely jealous. I don`t have enough money to buy tickets. I think I`ll never see them. =(", " no. my school will start on June1. two days to go. i still don`t want. :l", "i don`t know what to do... time is going by so fast.", " sorry bout 2day bloody typical,goin 4 a laydown now feel sick again,ooo this not nice x", "The most painful sound in the world to me is the crying of someone I love. What`s worse is I can`t even hold them and say I`m sorry", "Got my hair cut. Great. stupid gum.", " RE: Hulu Desktop in Windows 7 Media Center http://bit.ly/DEc64but not on extenders unfortunately", "OMG...the heater in my room has been on all day while i was at school & now it`s boiling", " -- No fair, I want a sticker but I just moved away from London", "rec game....trying not to cry...the pain is to much..i need him...can`t lose him </3...my heart is breakingg", " yeah.. gives me something useless to crib abt", " don`t know it really hurt my arm. guess you have to booze me.. or just ask or if you don`t believe me!", "I want korean bbq so baddd but no one can come with me", "Omg going to die of swine flu when I go to Melbourne" ]

[ "i`m not being mean", "My purple pusrse is pretty someone tell Katie Holmes!", "most of the time", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.", "You have a DM amigui", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "Warren has just died.. hannah has been killed.. and I`m gutted!!! I love warren (even if he is nasty!!)", "ha. nothing any man does is right on mothers day except for taking kids off mum`s hands for whole day", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "really wants a puppy...", "I hope your mom is ok?", "ROFL - me too.", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "you might also want to include 'never wear a moonwolf' to that", "_mills better than a spider or some type if Australian wildlife one would imagine", "my sleep pattern is screwed i need to try and stay up 2 midnight so i can get some decent sleep coz i havent slept", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol", "Going to bed after beating the snot out of hubby w/ Texas hold em", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "These difficult situation force us to think about marrying a lovable girl", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "crud is all I can say", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "so I just had a violent fightclub like **** dream involving heavily tattooed ladies. I didn`t wanna wake up. lol.", "especially if you`re with a vampire", "My dad had to bury ours six weeks ago. She became his after I left for college fourteen years ago. Long time to have a kitty.", "http://twitpic.com/4w9zb - must... stick.. my... thumb.. in .. chin... dimple!! lol my hubby has one lol but his is un ...", "I <3 Owl City.", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "Parvo sucks. So sorry pup has it. I lost a puppy to parvo many moons back. Still sad over it. Hope he`s better soon", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "Thought you was one of the best on Heroes, pitty they are killing all of the good characters off how do i use this thing!? lol", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "No offense taken..! Just one of my many controversial views, I guess!", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "We keep very different hours.", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "Omfg.lmao.lassetti was right... those bangs did look bad. lmao", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "look, no matter the ethnicity, women are something else! fellas, can I get an amen? *dueces*", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "i believe only my black personality can explain how i feel... that boyfrann of mines gots me sprung", "We`re no longer in biz together. The one thing that survived was our marriage. Not so good with the in-laws, though.", "Thanxx for following me", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "Trying to fix my background", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "id poke u...on face book but u dont have 1 lol", "all cash and looking for trades...can`t find any", "I should stop trying to reach", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "its a travesty, no? and, the people who are doing this said they`d THINK about involving joss whedon!!!!", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "Work is a no go", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "I don`t get it...", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'" ]

[ "Fml! Ughhhhhhhhh, im not going anwhere today just sit in the bedroom I share with my mother and cry!", " Sorry about the weather, hopefully you`re not in the 2-3 hour wx delays here in BWI", "argh! why why why", " Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::", "tried to sleep but i cant bout 2 call tisha", "To all my friends: Im deeply sorry i`m moving, i will miss u all so very very much!", "Really nervous about my animal rights presentation next period", "Back in lancaster bored already, can`t wait to start work! Missing hel!", "Wish I brought some warmer clothes. It`s chilly here. only negative thing about the trip (& the no sun which is connected to chilliness)", "OMGosh! it`s 79 degrees and I`m sweating and miserable! what am i gonna do when i visit the ATX? need..AC! need...AC!", "Sad to be leaving so soon", "Computer is packed away. There goes my life. Right into a cardboard box.", "is so sick of myself + my life i`m never going to be as good i want + need to be. xoxoxo </3", "_brown Damnit, I accidentally put instead of in my #FollowFriday", "Hello dark hair! Well, my plans for today just got cancelled make some better ones?!", "New work wellness challenge not going well. I committed to not check email between 10 pm and 6 am. Failed on first day. Twice" ]

[ "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "Good morning, baby Yes, i slept like a rock. Refreshed & ready for anything. How are you? *hugs you & doesn`t let go* Miss u", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt.", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "After sleeping in the rest of the day was busy. however, I got to spend the last of it with my favorite babysittee (the kids are great!).", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "Finally back in bed with my puppies after a LONG week in Jamaica. loved it, but lve to be home too!! Night", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "Dana just found out she doesn`t get to take lunch now, but rather in an hour. Hello delivery. http://plurk.com/p/x29ss", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "how abt we wait til summer, and do this at ur place...ima need somewhere to stay anyways", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "I should be asleep trying to be...", "_Phatass hopefully you`re up before 8, as meeting is at 8", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "In a philosophical mood tonight, wandering round after dark does that for me", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Off to bed after hours on the phone gossiping with Bia, lol. Nite nite, sleep tight!", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "no clubs...no parties...ive spent my friday and saturday night workin on music and am quit content", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around Good night people <3", "nope don`t think I will. Thnx for asking lol I will be fine", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "would really like to not be at work and instead taking a nap.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Another night of not sleeping", "its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today", "well.. i dont have to do any resits... lol... so its MY last exam", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "Up, I slept in till 11.02 !!! Shooting a new vid today", "Happy 11th I`m going to sleep now lolz", "has an exam at 10am - I slept about 3 hours last night", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "goodnight twitter, ill see you after 10 + hours of sleep or more", "i`m goin to bed now. see ya tomorrow twitter ppl.", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "Slept like a log last night, now I`m full of energy", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "mmm much better day... so far! it`s still quite early. last day of #uds", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "again, surely the uploading could wait until you got home? I`m all about enjoying the party when you can.", "Sooo, I spent most of my day sitting at home in front of the computer in my pajamas...I love these days.", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "hooome from work. why am i awake still? up in 5 hours", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "I`m going to school...JOY! :/ 7:20 am! I`ve got to go! BYE!", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "good night! im off to sleeep!!!! 5 am good mornining! xD", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted" ]

[ "I want to become vegetarian, It`s going to be so hard!", "**** these nig*s is all on me, but they won`t get this...'Not without a check!' LMFAO", " that makes me sad...", "I tired today I think I am gonna take a nap before our friends come over tonight....I miss him and wish he was off restriction already...", "the day goes on and on...i think im gonna write a song about it! still thinking it�s impossible for me to get a true friend why????", "**** elora danan are breaking up too and im missing their last nsw show too def need to hit up melbs !! someone come with ?", " no decleration yet but crazy **** Koreans aren`t playing nice anymore what do u thinks next? I`m thinking war", "Justin is SO warm! It makes me worry when they have a high fever and I go to sleep.", "_banks 'Something must be wrong. Only found 17 July Harl/Sil books I wanted", "evryone come here http://www.blogtv.com/People/GinaNicole2 were spamming so much and blogtv is glitching and it might work", "slept in, missed bus, train delayed, doesn`t stop at my stop, late for work. **** heelllll", "- me and my mom`s cars were broken into. I feel violated.", " hmmm really??? that`s weird idk about that one sowwy", "Checking out Ciege Cagalawan`s S/S Collection and I am regretting that I did not see his collection tonight I got invites!", "Bah I don`t think `s FB fan page will get to 7500", " Jz local movie here. The title`s virgin 2 :p actually i feel not so good. So tired n dizzy" ]

[ "lOL 518 that was not the year i was born lol", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "_Neith James just doesn`t take a bad pic! Colossal loveliness! (wondering if I spelt colossal right...)", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "I can`t wait that long", "sounds good. and yeah, I turn 21 tomorrow so I`ll definitely be partying.", "I`m only telling the truth..... You know you have skills", "unfortunately I know I would like them - which is why I am avoiding them,", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "yay but you missed naptime", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol", "Yea, it`s my road-warrior / workaholic lifestyle...", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "I think I have some tea somewhere. It`s probably old though.", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "http://twitpic.com/4jguu - wow that is pretty x", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "Today = marking *135", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "_shediddy lol , you gotta share too", "Marking going ok so far A`s and B`s so far - relieved it looks like I have future programmers in class", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "my teeshirt is faaar too small for me but i like it too much to stop wearing it", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "I had my hair cut today and my boyfriend didn`t notice....", "Keep it that long, people can ffwd if they like (now, if you did AAC w/ chapter markers...", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "I`m feeling higher than Mt Everest", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty", "i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "but I keep updating.", "hey hey hey b", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "G`day Thanx for following.", "up and at work im ina good mood", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "my day is going way too fast", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "oww...just bit my tongue", "hav a pork scratching", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "by the way, just saw u on ellen yesterday. here it`s late comparing to usa. u were awesome!!!", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "I`am back to Tweetie 1.1.1.", "Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.", "bless her lil socks... think they need to rethink the age thing me", "I have got my smile", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "I can`t get to bed", "er yea am i doubly awesome now?", "no, im a people pleaser", "cause i wasn`t there!", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "I say it`s in the cards.", "hey hey hey! lol.", "well wassup than dont be scurred now! lol you`d probably like it if it came to biting!", "m still watchin Boston Legal tho it cracks me up 2, scrubs earlier was good i guess i just like a laugh!!!", "muhaha martha <33 have fun see uu next mnth", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "_98 ****, that`s my favorite part...lol...ok, i`ll just keep in stock alot then", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", ": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)", "absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on", "I hear you ...", "thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "_archie Haha it`s ok. Glad everything`s good. Happy always! Woohoo!", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "About to Lock In on getting better staying +", "Job??????? Not so much.", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "aw no! yeah I must say, it was very good haha", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "wow i`m soo hungover", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "_66 I haven`t had slip-ons in years, since my checkered days. Matter of fact I only have my torn up all black classics.", "it wouldnt let me vote yesterday but i made up for it today. i really hope u win cause everyone knows u deserve it =D" ]

[ "3am i still cant sleep", " i wish i could call but i live in the uk and i don`t have the cash to call", " not all of them You`ll be missing mine and everybody else`s on the east coast!!!!!", "Daisy just got attacked by another doggie in the park", " i`ve got really bad arthritus in my left hand. I cant use my thumb at all", "gross. it`s hot, and there`s cotton EVERYWHERE.. hello allergies.", "bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st. Sadness. He will be far away (not TOO far, but not down the street )", " Sadly, all I have is the Stanley Steemer 800 number.", "looks like we`re rained out for weekend climbing", " Iowa is like that sometimes, it gets frustrating.", "I AM SUCH A CREEPER I feel disappointed because of it. **** my cyberstalking skills the internet = no more privacy.", "_and_jay hi! **** your job!", " she forgot her words and then started crying and she stopped singing but then carried on and then cried again so she stopped", "oy, im such a nerd..im writin 2 no1 cuz no1 is followin me i mean lik sum1 was but their account was deleted due to 'strange activities'", "thinking i cant handle my life like this anymore... almost seems as if suicides the answer... unfortunately.", "ugh. i just want things to go back to normal. i miss my best friend" ]

[ "I want a new lappy", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "is playing Uno http://plurk.com/p/rprl0", "Less or more iTunes tuned up", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "fingers crossed for you.", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "It`s not much better than instant.", "checked out Green Day on demand & saw the new live videos. U were right, they did blow my mind I love u SGB, even more all the time, Mom", "i follow him now", "gooooooood night, cant believe tomoroo is cancelled! but still gonna be a giid night, GNI cant beat them!", "watching 'slice of life' (laughing at the songgg) and then going to sleep", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "brazil LOOOOOOOOVES you, i miss you 24th may, the perfect day off", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "And figuring out how to watch Middlesbrough games next year, after the dreaded drop.", "I didnt get his tweet", "_dayne OMG!!! Yr like a goddess to me. Prove yr love & love will lead u back are 2 of my fav old skool tracks x", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "Cool show last night had me in fits", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "- Have you dissapeared to go on the Ellen Show?", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "I cant watch anythgin till tonight", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "why weren`t we invited?", "Just saw Star Trek...one word: BombTastic!!! Go see it if you haven`t already. P.S. I love Jon Cho!!! Haha", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "perez....... The YouTube video isn`t working", "_west one day the hubs and I WILL take one of those. There`s actually a missions cruise that we want to go on. It has music too.", "omg J.O.N.A.S. is my new fave show <3 one guess as to why hahahha", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "'The truth is hiding in your eyes' Paramore � Decode ? http://blip.fm/~5ytke", "i don`t have texting.....", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", ": You MUST watch Grey`s. It was their 100th episode. Let me know once you do. I don`t want to give out any more details", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "Nightlife Commando is like, chanting. The music is cool. & Now I`m listening to INXS. The music in this song is amazing. The bass is win", "Sure is rainy! the storm has left everything, everywhere... would love 4 u 2 follow us", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "fo sho, im down", "HaHa i Forgot...It`ll Probably Be On Youtube...So I`ll Watch It Later", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "what causes the frustration buddy?", ": love the song 'together'. that`s 'his' song for me...well i think it`s still is", "that songs on tays vid katy perry.", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", "Off To The Movies With Abby (Who I Have Not Seen In FOREVER) To See Star Trek. L8er Twitter Folk", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "We don`t have either of those here.", "Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "what happened to your phone", ": thx for the follow!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "just watch evan longoria", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "E3 2009 will be the first time I will not get to see G4TV`s E3 coverage since Comcast moved the G4 channel from basic cable to premium", "A beautiful song for anyone that could use a pick me up tonight ? http://blip.fm/~5ynxo", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "i neeeeeeeed music suggestions but no one will give them", "catching up on my teevee shows.", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "waitin for some Fall out boy", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "Well alright. But #dollhouse is still fricking awesome. Elisha`s performance in last weeks episode sold me there too, finally", "_peter let`s smoke and watched dazed and confused. that`s a perfect pizza movie too", "ur there when I`m not lol", "where are the good music and lyrics?! it seems like humans have lost their ability to understand whats good and whats bad.", "The Killers where the best. A bit disappointed that the last song was cut short Can you watch it in full on Iplayer ?", "I was certain which show you were talking about by the letter g in 'Camera Cafe: a misog..' I think that answers your question", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "that`s not great guy related??", "total tv quote, not sure if u would know it", "get it right! I think I am obsessed with Hydes` voice @_@ I`ve chosen a guitar song to learn for the summer! Time to perfect picking!", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend" ]

[ "I hate that place!", "I hate this weather i wanna bake", "Just looked at the date...today the one year anniversary of my Grandmother...miss her mane um sad", "Frustrated with copying 13Gigs across USB 1.1.Stupid old servers", " Hey I was scared last night at 3:17 because of you... and I had several bad nightmares", "i wish i was in cali wit mari nd lupita seeing vfc not fair", "Well school`s finally over and idk but I`m sad I`ll miss my teachers. Goodbye Mrs R. and Mr. Collister", " I heart Mela so so much cept last time I went they booked us in on the Saturday instead of the Friday and wouldn`t feed us", "Twitter has been foking up for me today arg! 1 and 1/2 hours of work till the weekend! Woooooo", "Not excited of blowing out another candle today... [as when I was a kid!]", "I work for a man that is so bad at his job that the whole team want to leave, and all believe we would make more money if he wasn`t here", "doesnt want exams next week", "prom tonight.. too bad im not going to be there", "someone doesn`t feel good...", "Rope witdrawal in full effect, no one to tie, no teaching, no demos, no one to play with. But worst of all - No one to play with!", "I lost a follower oh well probably one of those mute ones anyway." ]

[ "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "Ok. Night sweet people I`ll look for ya tomorrow", "well maybe someone will care", "cause i wasn`t there!", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "im just dreamin out loud, i cant have you for mine and i know it", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "is looking for a job", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "Yesterday a friend of mine was thrown off his horse as a lorry drove past us, ignoring us signaling for him to slow down", "hey hey hey b", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "false alarm on the house", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "thanks for trying I was hoping Bud Trillin, but the Fest would be honored by any of the guests with whom you hobnobbed.", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "hasn`t shipped yet I won`t get over there until at least 7. I`ll call you.", "Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/", "I really hope so", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", "ya`ll going out without me", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "A couple of other guys did similar mods, so it may not have been mine that saw. I think mine`s the best, but I`m biased", "_Union don`t let anyone run you away from anything", "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "yep, i wish they were all playing dubiln", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Y is it when I luv someone I fear them? i just wish someone can exsplain it 2 me", "_News I should have gone", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "I need one more follower.", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "And trash repops. Getting it tomorrow night I suppose.", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "aw, sure thing their in my thoughts and prayers.", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "I just wanna be better already", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "I think i am getting a cold", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well", "Yup, but what they going do??? He`s the Mother Effin Champion!!!! LOL", "(bullhorn] tell ur friends 2 follow me come onnnnnnnnnnnn ppl", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "I should be asleep trying to be...", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "My daddy left to go back home to Texas i will c him hopefully n the next two months", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "my wack friends are all raiding my kitchen. RENE, my love bound for badluck and DEBBIE, my psycho korean friend. <3", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "I`m still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it`s not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca.", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know." ]

[ "there`s nothing worse than getting a text about a dog that was abandoned in your town", "feels like **** whenever she lays down. @)(1+-`$#! I hate heartburn & backaches!", "FML not having a car is prohibiting finding a job", "So disapointed,good Evans, they sound really bad, so out of tune #britainsgottalent", "Oh my god. I literally drove in rain that was so hard that i couldn`t see in front of me. I`m shaking", "shud realy go 2 bed proper tired bt cnt b boverd...x", " i know, and we gotta wait until earl 2010, i think or very late 2009! its just wrong", "i want to see my bud mel miss hur loads", "I can`t sleep ugh!! and I have **** to do all **** day tomorrow. Wanting to take a sleeping pill but I know Ill get up late", "I dnt get to go play lasertag w/ my besties! *old me`s dead and gone*", "Wtf was that **** 5 mins before the marked closed...FAZ you cost me 4 grand", " oops, me and my drunken stupor lol. Ima check it out", "thinking i cant handle my life like this anymore... almost seems as if suicides the answer... unfortunately.", "Just sneezed three times in quick succession. But three is not four, so no record.", " eesh, sorry to hear that. That isn`t going to make travel to Michigan very fun.", "Too broke for cigarettes." ]

[ "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "Bout to hit pmark then make one of my final meals wit the housemates..", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Getting used to this shoulder immobilizer thing. Even getting used to sleeping in the recliner.", "Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "Theres a spider above my bed calming my fears by listening to greeeeen day<3", "Just ran hair first into spiderweb full of baby spiders...i almost set my own hair on fire to get rid of them! Almost.", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "a mouth for sure", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "just giving shouts to all my peoples in Twitterville", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Why oh why do I always forget to take the medication I`m *supposed* to take 30 minutes before breakfast? Just taking it now at 1:30", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "so`s the smell of cigarettes and alcohol... at least *i * like it.", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "Munch away, my dear Watson, Munch away", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "_Rocks Just spurted Fanta out of my mouth laughing at that!", "Meeeee! It sounds delicious", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Drinking tea and eating choc chip cookies. Going to head to sleep soon! Night all", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "10-Year-Old Girl Battles Rare Breast Cancer http://bit.ly/JPe9c", "Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.", "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "no not yet I ate a couple ;) I love Reeces but they are hard to get in NZ, I stock up bigtime in the States", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "drinking some really nice coffee, got to go to the dentist at 9am this morning", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "eat it caps. 3-2", "In children`s hospital ER hoping Meredith does NOT have a broken elbow/arm", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "wooo what a fight !!! goooo Vicky , i am with you", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "haha @ playing fall out boy in a bar full of older people. they`s need to be educate.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine", "Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!", "NEW motorcycle and you POPPED a cable already? wow-you ride HARD!", "Have been writing since 6pm & I only have 300 words. Can`t help but edit as I write. Stop it, self! Oh, I`ve also been researching too.", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Can`t wait to come home! I miss my Bubba. Too bad my parents are taking him to Canada.", "I need food. It took an hour to get to work this morning. Leaving me no time to get my morning coffee and bagel", "I am craving Burrito Boys - Large halibut, with everything on it, no jalepenos, 1 line hot sauce. Can anybody hook me up?", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "super but I caught a cold on the plane. not as far forward in line as I`d like, but the extra sleep was dearly needed.", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "Chillin at a bbq gettin my drink on", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "having the flu, not the swinish-one, but the flu.", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Yogulicious? another sour sally competitor", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "hungraaaaaaaaay. i`ll just eat. don`t go away Twitter! LUNCH.", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "Rain on my parade of beer and fire", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "spent the whole day editing in Pro Tools...i luvvv this thing and am becoming quite the pro, but it gives me insane headaches.", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!" ]

[ "my stupid msn wont sign in", "I`m dreading hearing even worse news tonight", "Mad because quiz 5 answer on the BET Ford Fusion sweepstakes are all wrong", "waaa the octo drive and i can`t go for it", "@ work....boyz make me sick..", " Thx! Old computer here, too slow for both Kubuntu and Blender really.", "Sunburn is really bad now. Regretting sitting in the sun without suncream now", "Ok this is a lot more boring then I thought and matt has me on lockdown bc of moolah...", "Beautiful day on Ocracoke just hope the thunderstorms stay away this afternoon...it`s not looking good", " don`t care about my struggles..", " lol @ half - I already have a bulky desktop- I`m geared up for super slim and light: SSD performance is unreal", " didn`t have my camera with me totally regretting it now!", "Thinks that my friends lifes go around with what they boyfriends do and then they have not time for us girls", "#DepecheMode concert next week cancelled Alternative date not known yet. Dave Gahan had a tumor.", "TGIF... this 'short' week has been wayyyyyy too long", "feeling really dizzy not soo good" ]

[ "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "One`s gone to my husband who`s going alone Other I might just leave at box office under a random name for anyone...", "But but I dun wanna", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "I didnt get his tweet", "I`m in a traffic jam", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "Type cold in my room", "plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home", "http://twitpic.com/48gy0 - He`s Well Cooool ;) Lovve The Ro&Co Shoooow", "Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste", "But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?", "gprof problem on Mac why ??", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "milan is retardeddddddd, anyone wanna see my paint pic of him ???", "going to work nightshift....", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "Waiting in a long line at chick-fil-a", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "Make her something. Buying something is too impersonal. She`s your mom!", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "That post was for", "I must have applied for about 20 jobs every day this week, why won`t one of them contact me???", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "At work leave for Berlin at 17:00 by car, will be a late arrival", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "Playing pacman on itouch! lol", "is tryna find her a 30 yr old junt with a 401 k, stable job, good home with an extra room 4 me and my baggage..so tired of u young dudes", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.", "i am a bit more curious: how much did you pay for it?", "I`d love to but I think the trek from London would be a bit too much", "getting nails done!!! how relaxing! benji is only 24 hours away!!!!", "I don`t know, ask Carolyn. Also, we won`t have the boxes empty by the time you get off.", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even", "Hubby needs a vacation Thank God we`re leaving for Myrtle Beach in a week!", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "As much as I loved Texas, my dislike for needles could interfere.", "i hope i can find a store to take us", "lol to see my king", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "Shoping till you drop david..haha..enjoy your day", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Would love it but have plans", "oh yeah he IS! .. you should see him when he REALLY gets going! LOL .. doesn`t care WHO doesn`t like it heheheheh GREAT!", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills", "you people are missing the point here, instead of loosing followers he`s GAINING! over 50 new ppl in 6 hours", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "et`s genitals are in his magic glowing finger", "just doesn`t understand why this thing wont save my photos Defo uggo! lol", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Me + court =", "Thanks New work will arrive in a few weeks", "will have to pare down his collection of portraits of and bangbang", "needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive", "My throat is on fire", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "i think i need a drink", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "can u follow me please", "can i have itL", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "eww What r u doing atm?", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "boston needs one too", "why are you surprised?", "i always feel last.", "thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "I really need to update this more.", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "I have to go to work.", "Where DO you get all those wonderful toys?", "well, I was under the impression most people have the urge to buy new sofas To be fair, we`re not tiling, we have a man for that", "why weren`t we invited?", "is playing Uno http://plurk.com/p/rprl0", "Why aren`t you at blue martini with me??", "insomniaa. been trying to sleep for 2 hours . :|", "i want pho... i`ve never had it before.", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "i want chinese food really baaad.", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "I don`t have any", "it`s month end I`m here till 11", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol", "Trying to sell my GM stock", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min", "Ah this is getting to me", "G`day Thanx for following." ]

[ "#asylm yay registered but lost all my friends", "omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam", "virus hunting on computer - always wondering what it will destroy", " my interview if picked is NY too. But you probably forgot about me after blogtalk radio.", " You might have too. One of them accused you guys to being 'One Sided' on the issue. They`re getting way, way out of hand.", "in case you missed it on my fb status: looking for maui hotel recommendations. yes, maui!", " i hope so. i really need one! we`ll see. unfortunately drama always finds me.", "why is it so hard to find good house events in the Sacramento area?", " is a no show for lunch. Eating solo at noodles", "The CD player in my car is broken. So much for listening to my Kidz Bop Happy Meal CD.", "My back hurts and I`m meant to be going out tonight, poor the Rik", "Wicked, my DVB-S tuner card has arrived. Although not sure I`ll be able to get it all set up ready for the FA Cup final tomorrow", " If i say PLEASE REPLY TO ME DOUGIE, will you do it? I double dare you", "I hate going online and looking at the balance in the bank. its always a lot lower than I need it to be.", "****, hi Facebook ? what`s wrong with you ? can`t add photos", " i can so sympathise with that" ]

[ "maybe cause you look so innocent", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "Almost lost my phone.", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Oh, that would be riveting TV! Trips to the break room, coffee, toothpicks in the eyes to keep them open.", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "is needing to make a new video", "will you be posting a pic of you H suit?? Pretty please?", "Lmao i know !! pleaseeee reply You got any replies yet? :L x", "_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "That`s not too bad. Good luck!", "how is your coding going?", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow", "wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THAT LILY **", "is nto milk deffo!", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "Spring cleaning episode 2....do I really have to", "really wants a puppy...", "wants to buy really red* lipstick. But I won`t wear it that often", "Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "I feel like dressing up for the heck of it.& putting make up on. Haha", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "Bouta donate blood! Ahhhhh!", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "Hahahahahahahahahah! That tickled me so much!", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "giving myself a manicure + pedicure ahhh how i`ve missed you nice pretty nails...", "i keep coughing my guts up", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "I was watching Parental Control", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "Sitting at the doctor`s office.", "Nvd i was sitting on it", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "G`day Thanx for following.", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "hungraaaaaaaaay. i`ll just eat. don`t go away Twitter! LUNCH.", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "_devi thankyou. i wont but you know", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "i know, don`t tell anyone i dont know if my dad told the famz yet. i think i`m taking it online.", "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "Hello, you are sooo awesome!! Dont ever stop what your doing haha, You make me fall off my chair laughing x", "Homework & Study Guides", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Eating Toast ~Peanut Butter,,Yum", "So-so, thanks I`ve uploaded a new campaign vid, will post the link in a few mins. how are you doing, babe??", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "I need to memorize julius caesar lines", "thank you! need to pass my test first", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "u dont have to quit smoking http://bit.ly/CHZLW", "trying to get into the groove of studying heeelllppppp meeeeeeee", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)", "i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "a bedtime story pls....", "why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm", "We`re English (well in parts), it`s Weather, it IS an obsession", "I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter", "So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?", "omg in your pic youu look so cuute !", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "Just ran hair first into spiderweb full of baby spiders...i almost set my own hair on fire to get rid of them! Almost.", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "oh thats hard-going. I`m writing a book at the moment so am motivating myself to press on with that.", "ROFL - me too.", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "Slowly getting ready for work", "im good! im on my laptop using and external internet plug. i need to send it away to be fixed", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "I`m getting more and more reactions when stroking the cat. Now I have welts on my hands from where she caught me with her claws.", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "yeah i`m not shy doing everything that i can and still nothing http://blackird72.etsy.com check out my sale, no bites yet", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "yup, studying. At least I`m trying to. Trying to let the stuff I read enter my brain permanently.", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "i`m also on plurk try it", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "even if I was drunk, I`d think about using a fake/temporary mail address", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "{{{HUGS}}} Okay, just making sure!", "Trying to stay awake Anyone have any tips how to keep yourself awake ?", "Your post reminded me to sit something out. Looks like steak for dinner" ]

[ "My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...", "I am so sorry i fell asleep first", " Why I gotta be all that?... I sad now", "I`m poorly and can`t sleep", " well even with her breakdown she was better than the other acts unfortunately! Britain`s got very little talent", "_Oyler Poor little woman with her smushed in head", "Is upset that he didn`t get his 24 fix tonight", " I`m an iPhone owner, so I don`t really have a choice on which media player I use. FYI Apple makes terrible Windows software", " nope anthony wrecked his car i have to help him get it running", "Tried to do an Audioboo recording but it` distorted due to the high volume #OBS", " i have no phone whatchu doing tonight sucka. no dane cook she sold the tickets. lamee.", " **** - that`s sad, then... I haven`t heard the new one yet. Sounds like I`ve been spared a tragedy.", "Epicfail and Joseph in class... Very long liao", " That sucks about your prints. Sorry", "And why do they think 'how much they want it' is a factor? I really want to be 19 and fit again, but that`s just not going to happen", "Just loaned out a set of aerobars to team mate for tomorrow`s Texas Cup race at Alkek. Bummed I won`t be there." ]

[ "Boredddddd Follower Shes AMAZING!! *Broken*", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "About to go on 6 hour journey home", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "my day is going way too fast", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "That would be SOOOOOO much and Geeky to the ultimate LEVEL! But I work 9 to 530am", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "end of work... Thank God! I accomplished a number of things... http://plurk.com/p/rpaag", "Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "just woke up from a delightful nap. I can`t desribe how much success is involved in an 8am nap on sat night....need rhubarb now", "The Good: I drank Jager and licked a hot asian girl`s foot. The Bad: I was reminded once again that I will never get asian girls ever.", "but worth it i spose", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I justwatched like, 5 straight episodes of escaped on ID Discovery channel. A guy imprisoned 6 women, killed 2 and cooked them", "Firefox again taking upwards of 600k of memory, time to restart ff", "gahhhh homework. masterchef in half an hour! hahah and the recruits", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^ next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!", "Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can`t rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "G`day Thanx for following.", "dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite", "I can`t get to bed", "Ustream replay for Control Your Rankings. http://www.controlyourrankings.com/launch1/ustream.html", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "It often pays to wait", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "_KHC wooow. lucky XD my break is gonna end. my classes starts @ june 4", "Just finished down loading AIM6.9 and guess what! I can get updates from Twitter on it! Message me at: i am katie arttt", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", "Wow, my bed is SO comfy & my nap has been much too short. Getting up for work = do not want.", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "not playing here either", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "yeeeeah . . . and it was in intro too seen Empire top 100 computer games? http://www.empireonline.com...", "_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Finished watching Episode 4&5 of Ruby Metaprogramming Screencasts. Lots of cool tips, great! But need to more coding practices to master.", "Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "pffftt! You know how I like to stay busy! I`m Awesome (and sober...dang)! How are you??", "Yup. Most of my hacks are all for fun Here`s a quick video I made of it. I`ll follow up when it`s done. http://bit.ly/3xm7D", "Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol ****", "Thank you for sharing. I appreciate your honesty I hadn`t tweeted for 30 some odd hours and got a little tweet happy.", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points", "_10k much appreciated! yeah, it sure is a challenge and a great reward. wouldn`t trade it for anything.", "Hoooray! I`m hooked already", "alrightttt twitter. i have netball nowww this is my 600th twitter haha byeeeee", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "so I slept in a little...well a lot. whooops", "its a hott tuuneee,", "() 1-Pendulum = awesome! 2-Goodbyes suck 3-Shut up plz. 4-Toy Story 3!! 5-JB 3D MOVIE 2MORO! 6-I`m tired. 7-Aaaand I`m out.", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "all alone. still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "all work, no play.", "that`s enough! I`ll do nothing for 2 hours.", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "You don`t get them anymore?" ]

[ "June is going to be a long, lonely month.", "OUCH! my earphones just shocked me", "Feel sorry for Adam Cook. Be strong for David and family", "I am watching Blood + on veoh episode 19 love the music.wishing i could watch the live action but not old enough", " -- No fair, I want a sticker but I just moved away from London", "PIRATE VOICE:AAARRRGGGHHH!!! I 4GOT MY **** WALLET AT WORK SHERMK!!! DAMMIT!!! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR!!! NOW IM STARVING!!!", "aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here", "ugh!!! i hate my life! no one is hiring! *sigh* stupid economy.... stupid bush", " movie out today but i cant go see it", " i have a weird subconscience. i wonder who will i dream next", "Stupid jobs, idk what to do.", "At home now. Feeling very tired. I want to take a nap but I can`t.", "Lunch is boringgg driving after school today, ugh hope i do better with mr. Dodd", "now i`m awake i can`t get back to sleep", "ah seriously i dont even work with children some how i am still sick! groundhog friday just got worse.", "My guitar ain`t here yet?, feel like i lost a limb!." ]

[ "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "waiting for JONAS to come on", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "ohi i would marry Travis Pastrana in a second... hes not that attractive, hes just the sweetest thing and what he does is attractive ;)ha", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "feeling better. drugs are awesome! sad waste of a 3 day weekend!", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "http://tinyurl.com/oqsqz6 Grace`s FunZen magic mood tool for keeping her cool in the pool of real life which is now yours too", "put ad on craigslist/Quebec 4 tan salad plates with bird drawings can only do 1 area @ time. I still need 3 more. Got 2 at my Tuesday AM", "Yay I love it when you host Money For Breakfast Jenna Lee 4hrs of you the amazing and so pretty and sexy Jenna Lee yay.", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me", "At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh", "How did you swing those? We didn`t get that close.", "hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Heh, thanks for that adorable plug *cough* more info at: www.samstephens.com *cough* *cough*", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "you have every right to feel like a crazy fanboy! jason mraz and james morrison? the jealousy is tangible", "its ok. im juz curious", "Its 11:11...make a wish!", "its sprinkling outside i hope it doesn`t rain during our game ..", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "Just been out to try to catch a swarm, gone into a roof gable end Set up a bait hive an hoping for the best at the moment", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "false alarm on the house", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "I was watching Parental Control", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "Hi, I hope Ray is o.k. Please give him our love and hope he returns soon. Hope its not too bad", "happy birthday justin! have a lof of fun!!! God bless", "Adventures with jamie and bethhh", "_chapman #whuffaoke is the same night as at Gillette Stadium!", "awesome run report! Did you see the bald eagle on the lighthouse? That was their hangout when I last ran Discovery Park.", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "i think i have a fever", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4", "Franco made breakfast for Mom. Here he`s trying to cut the strawberries (only safe knife #fb http://twitpic.com/4wsmw", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "Duncan finally got his orders... leaves for Iraq in September. Open invite to stay with me anytime during the year he`ll be gone", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun", "Excellent! You got a name for him yet? Don`t forget to twitpic him.", "Nothing like 10P to kick-off the Bank Holiday, dig the haircut Luke! Next stop...Selfridges", "is playing MYBRUTE! follow me at: http://yhana09.mybrute.com", "not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "waitin for some Fall out boy", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "Clambering about in crashed cars. Hilarious fun", "my best friends bought something which i really want.", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "My best friend is coming!excited", "Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "Goodmorning tweedles very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon.", "I want to play parachute games.", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "Back from umpireing trainging, making dinner", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "ekkk..thats ruff..hope you have a safe flight and good meeting", "is heading off to the fair", "Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!", "wassup with u this morning.", "Need to buy a bluetooth device for machine", "waiting for my friend to come over, so we can hang out!", "my pic didn`t work", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit", "_Ellen and she`s 9.5 and a rescue.. bad hips. She deserves pampering! She`s full of life though!!", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "going to the beach today", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "Got a day of painting", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12", "Shoping till you drop david..haha..enjoy your day", "That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.", "until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "its almost your birthday!!", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "enjoying this whole relaxation thing", "Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "slice you up a treat?", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "umm get ready, help my mum, give GJ his presents when he gets up (could be a while), wait for people to arrive, then party", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "When will Medhurst play again?", "on the phone w. Chantellie ! <3", "cambs will be better im sure! eeeeeeeeee under a week now we meeting on the Sunday?", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Adams morgannnn for jumbo slice", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight", "Ahh saved from mowing the lawn by the rain Now I have plenty of time to go kayaking. Blessed are the rain gods!!", "my momma is comin 2night ! 2morrow tennis day with p?nar yuppie !" ]

[ "I missed the bl***y bus!!!!!!!!", "wishes he can just call her. blah. it used to be so easy to move on. wtf happened?", "_of_max Sadly, no. Now David Tennant has left I don`t particularly want the job anyway", "Not looking forward to this long trip in the morning. I`m sick", " argh! color me jealous! That rain I asked for the other day still hasn`t gone away", " when you haven`t had one in over a week! that was a really mean joke he just played on me!", "trying to finish moving stuff for tonight don`t feel good!!!!!", "i cant believes its already Monday, the weekend went by soooo fast, keeping my fingers crossed that will too", "Missed the hello kitty not enough time oh well", "LAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY MONDAY !! Bank Holiday Nicole why haven`t u direct msged me yet ?!!!", "I don`t think I am going to get to see any of the sun today gutted I NEED COLOUR!", "is ur boyfriend better than mine? hell no!", "**** I failed in my assassination attempt on Louis re: http://ff.im/3mrIM", "why does my life suck?", "#BSNL, Stupid net went down.. Been without email for a whole day", "****, nearly forgot my PIN I shouldn`t try to learn anything new in the future lest it push out more vital information." ]

[ "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "I guess thats just how I am lol", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "my your rather random.", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "dude there is no sun here.", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "Ah this is getting to me", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "You forgot moi #twpp", ": Yes, that`s what I was implying. Was a bit too subtle, as usual, I suppose.", "I wasn`t near him.", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "small? we cant choose?", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "say it isn`t so!", "don`t worry be happy Ryan", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "is looking for a job", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! really, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "most of the time", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "going 2 watch Dogtown, hope it`s not too sad!", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me", "And so very you. You know I say it w/ nothing but love, dude.", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "me me me! lol", "June gloom is upon us.", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "Easy, I`m trying to learn Serious and normal....two new words for me ;)", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "thanks you`ve been quiet lately!", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "yep, it�s Mothers Day here as well but me and my family ignore it! we�re celebrating it EVERY day ... LOL", "I haven`t started packing", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "http://twitpic.com/4qpzx - i love you guys you`re the best", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "I`m with ya.... doesn`t follow me either", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "i only hav 8 followers !", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?", "im only on 1800 lol", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "& more #<3criminy cuteness! http://tinyurl.com/cd8yab #sinfest", "@ the San Antonio Missions game waitressing. Not a huge crowd. Meaning a slow game.", "Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "Work is a no go", "_2008 don`t be sorry you can race for charity or just for fun. I do this one for fun.", "tell me about it", "Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!", "I know. Im just kidding", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "winding down, love having a low key day.", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "haha, it`s okay to be different!", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "nothing is going on here is guess", "Not addicted, just sociable.", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "hey hey hey! lol.", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "thanks 4 the folow", "i should have shouldnt i, im happy you enjoyed it cos im thoughtful like that you see, and YAYA i hav 20 followers woop", "Fun is being had.", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!" ]

[ "Two months ago, I became worthless.", "first year in ages where i`m not going to the crafty raft :O i don`t mind though, i don`t even like the crafty raft", "now i dont feel so good", "Yeah, it was a silly mistake. At the end of a long day, etc etc. They were brand new pliers too", "http://twitpic.com/67x7n - MISS THEM ALREADY", "listening to ryan adams and being sick", "its too sunny for work !!!", "driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping promising myself to make time next week.", " CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?", "Sorry I`m not using tweetdeck it`s not letting me tweet today", "Not a good start to the day left my money at home . So i`ll hot a day me looking for free carparks", "Well I did run over a cat today (I know how sad) I cried and screamed my lungs out!!! I felt HORRIBLE, poor thing", "i cant sleep, i dont deserve this .... N you know it", "_crisis deathmatch? I don`t have that game. Plus.... I`m not really good at any games lol", "Just uploading photos from the cell...nothin like true candid-ness!", "cower failure: when you mean to comply, but stand up for yourself instead" ]

[ "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "U know I didn`t care for that wolverine movie and I`m a xmen fanatic. That joint sucked to me.", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "I haven`t started packing", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "I wish it would rain...but it won`t", "Cant find my red lighter that reminds me of Amy", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "I want some Starbucks..", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "There is a faux gothy chick looking at me, sorry I am not going to camden and I like pop-punk and jimmy eat world", "how come? i want pizza", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "ok, I want to quit my job.....", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "if i had one wish it would be for my friend J to not have to work", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "I want some ice cream", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "I need some motivation in my life, oh and some love would be nice too", "I really want a Shish kebab... Going to have to settle for toast", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "i wish i could call you but it will cost a lot my parents wont let me", "I wanna go but my car not here...", "Not living, just trying to earn the grocery money. I do enjoy eating at least once a day!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "My throat is on fire", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Man i hate church. Has to be done though. I like the way it makes other people feel good", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "Ok, my job at walmart is a cart pusher i hope i dont get sunburned", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "i want a dog or a cat or something i want something to unconditonally love, thats not materialistic or a family memeber", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "#followfriday _1001 cuz ive never been added to anyone`s followfriday either & cuz he`s got a cool picture", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "We don`t have either of those here.", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "but im not complaining.", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "i want my ben and jerrys now lol, TWEET PEOPLE im bored", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "ahahaha okay deal now i only have to snuff hermione out", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "_Kid congrats; im still jobless", "_writes i`ve been wanting it for 2 years LOL...that and a HD camcorder", "@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.", "I am craving Burrito Boys - Large halibut, with everything on it, no jalepenos, 1 line hot sauce. Can anybody hook me up?", "I wish I lived closer to the girls. I`m tryna chill on a Friday night! ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!)", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "im nervous :/ i want to gimme a bear hug", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "Wanting to go out... apparently no ones available!", "lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....", "i wish i was still in my jams", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "wish u was in the D!", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "About to Enjoy the Silence", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "It was fun At a friends house cuz you know I don`t have a yard big enough for a firepit. SNIFFLE!", "Wishes I was going to the pxy summer jam, but can never seem to win", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]" ]

[ "Archie Proposes Veronica in the Latest Archie`s Comic. The Longest known Love Triangle is coming to an End. Poor Betty.", "Bored and lonely at work", "Endlessly fascinated by the dual engine monitor in this cab. Then it reminds me of #sustainability fail . Sorry next gen.", "Playing with the munchkin today, talking cakes and getting ready for a yard sale tomorrow. Not looking forward to that", " I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.", " yo wake your **** up and go to work go get that paper u aint sick dont lie", " I am sorry that you are feeling that way.", " GAAAAAAASP I didn`t know it will be the final one!! Sad, I`ve been reading those books for years", " i had terrible trouble with `sp` words as a child, would drop the `s` pider, pade etc, needed lessons. bad memories", " no news on the kid. They can`t find the parent!", "lmao im stupid just felt like sayin tya� in my red caf vioce..nite ya`ll", " i really am going to miss you", "Living down @ Alki without off-street parking BLOWS. 3:30p & there is no parking. Wkds are the worst, feel like a hostage.", "OCHH ive got blister on my foot over the sun today its soo sore i supose yas dnt care hah just thaught i tweet it anyways", "Well on a normal day I`d already be done with work...Unfortunately this is not a normal day. Which means I`ll be in the office till late.", "Blah. So i registered to coach this summer and eh the tourney starts July 6th. My vacation 7/15-28th. Fk my life, haha" ]

[ "no way - those are great words. Boys don`t get to own them. Oh and was it your bday?", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "Work is a no go", "it took me months to understand your avatar", "make a prank call for me", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol", "yea i just got outta one too....i want him back tho but i feel the same way...i`m cool on dudes for a lil while", "I sent u a direct message.. there`s my mail", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Shoot. Only 12 miles", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "fingers crossed for you.", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "I have forgot the live with the Jonas Brothers on Facebook", "http://tinyurl.com/d53dmn mcfly parody by chris moyles ****", "Would defo have done that but Im already booked over t`other side of the country", "the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "LOL! Considering the recent debate on DL, I`m not touching the bad boy thing. I like the logical ones.", "I want my real keys back", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "I cant follow any1 on FollowFriday LOL u guys follow", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "(that was a btw -_-)", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "Thanxx for following me", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "Facebook Farm town become slower and slower", "My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "hey hey hey! lol.", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "heeeeey baby ? where are you?", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "can u add ur link. I can`t find u on YouTube.", "u don`t know harajuku lovers?", "LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "http://twitpic.com/4wh0l - im in love wit this fool from college hill", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "its getting really windy out there", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "Is responding to an email.", "not there but wish I were", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "I think i need some new friends", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "we won`t be home till like next month", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "I guess you`re responding to me about DC. If that`s the case...", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "Can`t concentrate need a booster to woork", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "I`m not a hobo.", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state.", "It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "i love you <3 host me lmao", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "are you all going without me", "I`m jealous...i need 2 escape 2, lol.", "Hey Mr Luketic! I don`t have your number to send by phone. You can email me at heathfox.com if that would be ok.", "I was watching Parental Control", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "It was fun At a friends house cuz you know I don`t have a yard big enough for a firepit. SNIFFLE!", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "I want him to call", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "are you not well?", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "my phne blocks text", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "awww NO. you`re not ugly.", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "is back from a weekend get away", "thats real geek talk! haha...I feel you!", "dude... Can you really be a bachelor at this point?? Don`t worry about it.", "You forgot moi #twpp", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Kyle is Cody`s wee bro!", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??" ]

[ "I put a real pic of myself up. I`m going to miss the avatar.", "I wish I could go to the Love Music Hate Racism gig this weekend I`m not in the right part of the world even", "Breaking the daily build broke my daily plan as well", "lol my other tank/dps friend is having the same problem in a different guild. wtf is wrong with this server?", "this sux but took like 4 minutes. going to sleep finally http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4603/iprevailedsig.png", "Feelin really awful. Having mono sux so much. Omg...listening to music", "rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation.", "''have you the e-mail from Miley ???? I want to write with her but I cant", "why is everyones tweets about britains got talent?! i feel left out", "This world makes me sad", "Stupid sun i actually have to work now", "Yesterday I didn`t do much because I was just lazy, but today I don`t feel so good.", " I am 28 and I still haven`t been to a club. Lots of bars, though. I don`t think I`m missing much", "Are you going to hate being around my baby?", "The sun is shining and I`m stuck in work", "Missing my mom today. We made it a 'date' every year to get our flowers together. This yr I was alone. Felt so weird" ]

[ "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "Hey Kelvin, my day`s been fantastic so far! We`re getting ready for a family Mother`s day function shortly", "tomorrow`s mother`s day me n my sis gonna make an onigiri for our mom~!! its gonna be so kewl!! cant wait for tomorrow >_<", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "@ Cleaning the house! going out at 3 to see a soccergame with friends", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "aww way to make me feel special", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "Well actually - Larin is my name. The 'model' is what I do (besides sleeping, crawling, etc..)", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "I am soo happy! But frustrated at the same time! :] :S. Ohh noo!!! Britney is recording her new video for Radar!!! Sooo ExxCiiTeed!!!", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.", "Gone have my ears on it when I am at home ..plenty of painting for you as well", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Wait - No Wind in Hair - that would be I-L-L-E-G-A-L!! I would Never break the law!! No, never.", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "I am sitting here taking a little break and trying to recharge so I can continue housework", "yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw", "with harry.. baked. love you cassie.. BUT YOU`RE NOT ONLINE!?", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "TGIF!! But I have so much work to do this weekend", "i deffinately need to clean my bookbag. but no time! i need to leave in the next 5 seconds to not be late to school. ...oh well", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "has woken up feeling a little special...i dont thing drink the bar dry is on the cards. when i finally sober up its home time i think", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "I never know whether they include me. Just straight white men, right? I wanna be part of the problem too.", "Or maybe its just us ....", "starting to wonder if I`m going to get this job... came across as though i`d find work elsewhere if needs must... not intentionally", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "they tryna get me 2 sing on mic n i said NO NO NOOOOOOOO", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "is making breakfast .", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "just finish clean up my computer/guest room`s cupboard! my stuffs", "playing sudoku while mommy makes me breakfast & lunch", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "That`s me on a good day", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "I mean, I`m just figuring out how to work it all", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Step-by-step I`m leaving it all behind", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "Thinking about all of the cleaning and organizing that needs to be done over the weekend!", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "hey adt, guess what. my princelple`s number plate is adt�000 well its not 000, i just dunno the numbers.", "Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hire a cleaner", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "Hai there, who are you?", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend" ]

[ ".. these holidays are soo boring..", "http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/richardchan.htm OMFG this dude looks well `ard! He puts me to shame...", "Just lost Internet. And I was in a raid for 25 OS.", "But now talking about today, Oh my GODNESS! Problems, problems, problems. about love, money, math, parents.....that`s enough, isn`****?", "bored bored bored! wish i had something to do tomorrow, especially with the weather we`re to have! not fair", "I need a nap, but I won`t be getting one", "wtf my pic isn`t showing", "Oh noes, Not Your Average Joes in Lexington is closing! Sad", "just woke up, and my tummy hurts there`s always something wrong with me :S", "My paradise fly catchers abandoned their nest.... they are starting again... but it`s gonna b tough", "so much to do by 1 pm. i don`t think i`m going to get it all done", " can we trade weather? it`s all gloomy today in la.", "I hate being yelled and sworn at", " i was watchin tv yesterday and the media is on u. u were number five i think for worst beach bodies because of ur butt", "my msn crashes way too much hmph", "Its so hard letting her go and seeing her cry." ]

[ "is hungry, twitter. i want food. </3", "I`m not a hobo.", "and I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to go to CLUB Hidden House on sat night. hehe.", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "aww :/ kk I need to do a huge shopping trip at joshstore to get you also a joshmobile.. pft.", "Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super", "i think 30 bucks and i dunno", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "please check out www.mysweetebony.com and lmk what you think ... my first paysite ... post up your site too!", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "i have much to learn", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "oooh that`s clever. I bow to your economic wisdom sensei", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...", "Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "I know Guess I was hoping they`d revitalize the plot lines as well instead of reverting to old cliches!", "[Sarah Mcglaclan song in background] Please donate to jpnnbak` fund of 'Dinero for the cable bill' think of how you will make her", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "asks for karma points please. http://plurk.com/p/wxnt9", "Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "but its pretty at least, I think I need to catch some sleep soon though", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "depressed that both of those are already out but yours isnt. I want your book!!", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "#TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-", "No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "I`m doing an experiement", "...I will take some...I am tiny", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "I spoke but when niggas be looking at ya crazi all the time u just stop.... plus I always used to see yall when I just wanted", "no, im a people pleaser", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness", "Really wants to buy new clothes", "LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "... so I can`t charge you by the hour then?", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "Now I need to change my monitor", "AK, flop comes 2K6 I bet 15 get raised to 25 I call, turn is A, we check, river rag, then I check and he bets 15, I raise 15 he calls, 22", "ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said haha plz and thank u", "well maybe someone will care", "_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "ipod touch: worth the money? because i`m thinking of buying one. my ipod is dead since this morning", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "Currently brushing up on the art and science of selecting good domain names (after having 550 domains the year before with poor results)", "lol girl I cannot stop!!! I am a student, I can`t afford $14 a pop eyeshadows. But I am so hooked", "_ahoy yeah I really want one too! Probably in the winter I may be able to get one, but until then.", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing." ]

[ "Already misses the Dunhams.", " Yeah, `Age of Aquarius` IS a pretty scary song", "Why don`t you make me feel like you used to", "Ugh. Las #vegas airport is at a 'ground stop' which means I`m stuck in the plane on the tarmac (again) at LAX.", "8 of my 11 followers are random spammers", " clearly need to crack the whip some more", "i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home", "my sensors don`t seem to want to last for more than 3 1/2 days", "To lose this gut lol no seriously i have gained a lil and im not liking how it looks.", " my tix are in limbo....as usual #UPSsucks", "Sunburn is not as fun as I remember", " that`s so weird seeing your MySpace page without me there! Had to delete my page though.", "the tip of my finger hurts lmao", "lost my keys at the mall... took me 45 mins to find them", "But then again I think I`m the only who pays attention to this type of thing, bout to hit this bush and pretend its purple.....", "sinus headaches suck big time!" ]

[ "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)", "I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "Squabbling with people over the internet is great for my Tumblarity, but bad for my ego when they have more internet friends than me", "http://79.170.44.101/buma.ro/ temporary address not working either, m8. They must have done something to the domain", "http://twitpic.com/4wrxq - whens your little gingg getting twitter ? from g + j", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "i need to speak with ! but i left my phone at home", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "I dont think he`s ganna text me.", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "My birthday is now over.", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "I couldn`t get used to the columns in tweetdeck. There was only room for 4 or 5 columns on my macbook.", "_xo hey hey, ur following me ur gna relise that i tweet ALOT!! haha more than a normal person wud but im not normal", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh", "finally shifted from Twhirl to TweetDeck so I can filter through my close friends` updates happy monday peeps", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "You always catch me away from my computer. ?", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks", "Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.", "no boby will not talk 2 me", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "I`m just to far from where you are, I wanna go home...", "where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "dude there is no sun here.", "_kearley That`s Twitter for you.", "Figuring out how this Twitter thing works", "No one to rub it in", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "Chirstina said shes gunna twitter more ...no more partners", "No tourney `til next weekend = http://bit.ly/2xDPf", "After a week staying with my Grandmother, I`m home in Lopatcong. . Can start my new book tonight. http://twitpic.com/4w1s0", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..", "does not know hot twitter works", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "Back at home and phone my grandma... I love her and miss her", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "_carter The video is `private I cant see it", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "I`m on it, probably not until next week though", "Phone power is dying!", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "_shantz heyy shantell! twitter is cool, thats why! and guess what!! i followed britney spears, and she followed me back!", "trivia? Working, no computer!", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "Oh no! A lot of people are starting to tweet again! Hope you could still read our multiple tweets Philippines tour, please?", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "_Sweethearts Im following you but you aren`t on my DM list Can you try to DM me?", "why don`t u use twitpic? none of ur pics show up on my phone", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "has no people skills.", "muhahaha you`ve joined the tweet cult... lol heya btw twitterific is a good iphone app i use", "forgot she had a Twitter account. Happy Mother`s Day!", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "I almost said, 'and grammer no exist either' grunt. But I stopped myself", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "Good Morning! It`s been a while since I`ve 'talked' to you - Keep up the awesome tweets.", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up" ]