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I miss rollerblading down Shoreline.
[ " i think there`s something wrong with the video, it only loads the first 40-ish seconds", " i did a couple hours ago...ive got sun burn and its really uncomfortable", "Jesus Christ meadowhall could do with better air con! Too hot", "Aw. Torn ace of hearts #Hunchback", "Not so good at remembering to do this twitter thing, sorry everybody! I leave for Tibet today...with a head cold", " haha we had balcony seats not that great. there`s a giant dragon thing that has glowing red eyes and moves its wings!", "Oh no! I used my internal sig for an external e-mail ****. #fb", " oh but that girl but AIDAN!", " Well yeah, the hormone things basically a given thought he had misbehaved specifically to upset your mom and you.", "is hungry, but can`t leave for lunch", "It`s too hot!! Thermometer showing 25c at the moment", " I`ve been unlocked for decades now...just not lucky, never have been. Gottta make my own luck and that involves $$$$$", "watching my ard earn money dissapear.", "FML.. today sucks.. i just hope the dance will bring my soul up.. i pray, but im still sad..i hateee todayyyyyy!!! >;(", " WOMAN, I didn`t know you came home you so suck!!! When are you going back!", "friends from Traveller`s Tales held a farewell party for me but I kinda disappointed them that I would still be here until Sep. My fault." ]
[ "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "beautiful day... and im working leaving now so i can get some sun though", "i know they are delicious.miss germany but like holland as well as we used to shoppin there at weekends.lol", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "Did I miss you going to The Killers or is it soon? Are you excited? I remembered I needed to ask you", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "mOod. was way too much fun. lol.. I lOve to dance TEchno !!! <3 ... life.lOve.stress &&. set backs <3 gnite", "is back from a weekend get away", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "Kyneton for breakfast this morning at Slow Living. Noice. Such a beautiful sunny autumn day Drove back to Melb via Daylesford", "Back from a wonderful vacation. Had perfect weather and now back to the rainy `burgh and reality.", "Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.", "#followfriday _1001 cuz ive never been added to anyone`s followfriday either & cuz he`s got a cool picture", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "i know! i wish she would. I just wanna cuddle and sleeep in ga! And go to the world of coke", "My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "it was put on by our neighborhood, so just a little one. Like 25 runners. I got 1st place, with an okay time. I was happy.", "Done Jack in the Green today, it was good, a killer walking up the West Hill though! Listening to Will and the People", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "by the way, just saw u on ellen yesterday. here it`s late comparing to usa. u were awesome!!!", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "that`s great! i was never so good at the jump roping...", "just got out of the pool!! so fun..now gonna watch tv and do stuff on the computer. (:", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "i was invited to one on the beach but it was too short notice i mean why the hell tell you 2hrs before?? really?", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "dont put behind the wheel lmfao today was fun", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "DANG...when did they plant those thorny bushes there? OUCH...no kitty hugs today", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.", "Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!", "like spirits in the night ooooh night, qu� grande ere mr. springsteen", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "Wishing the rain would stay away for a while so that I can go to the pool", "U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "oooh, sunshine! A patch of sunshine! And it will be gone by the time I leave work and replaced with rain. /vent", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...", "TIGERS! WOO! YOU`RE MY BABY! omfg. cleveland was a blast. sleeping.", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "Hey, it was a GORGEOUS, day (and night) here, too. Played in the sun then a full moon lit my way home. Life is good.", "'jaunty jackalope' `s too boring a name; 'intrepid ibex' is still my favorite among them all ...", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "yeah I`m fine not to raid most things. Excepting liquor and cheese & bacon balls", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.", "oooh...I wish I could`ve gone there today, too! I know Zach was looking forward to it.", "seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital", "Downloading TF2, a mere 6.3G ... 3% nearly instantly now down to about 500KB", "Gorgeous day! Off to Hash around Waterley Bottom - wonderful name for a village! Quiz Mistressing at the Porto this evening", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "Fun at the water park then dinner at the rainforest cafe (all free!) then party tonight pretty good Saturday I think.", "Gonna miss Thick As Blood next Friday", "Lester? Guessed her? Yester-day? You can think of something. No cop outs now.", "that was so much fun! the banana dessert alone is worth the trip to austin! we`ll be back soon", "so glad, I hope yall make it back down near New Orleans", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "Yay! The playdate is back on but my van`s transmission is dead", "wish i could be in via funchal yesterday, , , , were PERFECT, the best day in my life ****", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "_01 here is winter, but not snow", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "Trudy`s off Burnet...the one up north that no one goes to", "Leaving for Atlanta in the morning to catch JoCo and Pa & St!!! I`m excited! Missed P&S at D*Con last year. That made me a sad owl.", "Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams", "_127 LOL Just remember how it was after my car accident", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "Off to get Bailey`s tongue clipped", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "Just came back from my first city rooftop party Man, even when you`re next to THE New Yorker Bldg, it still gets pretty windy up there.", "@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "_4 Morning, just checking you can still find your Twhirl", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "cool that`s good. You back on trains for a while?" ]
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This wind is crampin` my style. I have a section of my yard that won`t get any water. I`d move the sprinkler, but it`s surrounded by mud.
[ " I can`t work out if you`re into diesel or rice burners.", "oh godddd I coughed up a little bit of taco", "can`t go to the movies today", "wow its follow friday and i havent tweeted... Fail. And nobody has followed me today dble fail. *suicide*", " it`s not the 10.5% so much as the A)Sugar and B)Taste ... lord that`ll put ya down, and not in the fun way", "Did a historical Jesus ever exist? Im finding it hard to prove, its all hearsay accounts ... it bugs me ...", "not in the mood crazii crazii highly upset now with everything & everybody", " Man, that sucks and I feel your pain... if you were local, I`d buy you a cup of coffee.", "wtf my pic isn`t showing", "Test discovery just missed being in Py3.1", " how come u all don`t seem to excited to play in DC????", "rah rah. youtube isn`t working again. oh great", "Their songs make me want to cry..", "one of my cat`s is sick", "I am sick, very sick, sore throat and flu", "Finishing the video. **** me, it`s so long" ]
[ "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "got a case of the bubblies.", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "Gorgeous weather, but no bike", "It`s been 2 days without gas...the gas company turned it off to do maintenance. I can`t cook.", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "On my deck... Perfect weather today! Not feeling good tho...", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "ROFL - me too.", "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD", "don`t know what to do today. amazing weather and i`m sitting here, great.", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "I need a job to keep me above waters...thought I had one but apparently its 'Casual' so now on the search again", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "Just been out to try to catch a swarm, gone into a roof gable end Set up a bait hive an hoping for the best at the moment", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "sounds like my kinda day", "you too! Cloudy day here in Madrid, typical Spring day", "#Vancouver gets tough with slum landlords..ew backed up sewage http://bit.ly/16UrvV http://bit.ly/16UrvV", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "its awful breezy out here good thing they sold blankets!", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "sometimes i wish things could go back to the way they were the beginning of last summer", "cheer up buttercup! Rain will go away and hearts always mend. I can actually bet $ on that!", "my your rather random.", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "it`s saying that it is the wrong link-it cannot find the address.", "when the sun goes down!!! ? http://blip.fm/~5yyud", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "Waiting to put my story about Stereo Skyline up. Don`t know where to put it. BOOOO", "I need one more follower.", "trying to record my audio source, maybe I need a specific program I`m good thank you hehe", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Okay, this weather isn`t 'cute sundress' friendly. I dont get how it could be so warm one minute and cold the next. I was freezing", "_coach IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight http://bit.ly/yuFil", "You don`t get them anymore?", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "I ran out of white and yellow oil paint I may have to add 'Utrecht run' to my list.", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Aw what about me", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "Philly hasn`t played it yet!!! You have to do something about that!! Please", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "has one more paper left", "The sun has gone in!", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", ": thx for the follow!", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "I`m here if u need to vent!", "aha, so that`s you. I`ve been meaning to take a look. Looks cool. If you could just get a pool in there", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "ha im so glad it stopped raining. my umbrella broke today", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "ummm not with me?", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "cause i wasn`t there!", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "It`s raining at seaworld", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "I want to hit that", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "needs to escape from this town. getting ready. seeyuhhh.", "Doin` the Crocodile Rock", "Still no Internet today", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "hold on to what you`ve got", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010. http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!", "I really wish I could", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "Thanks! We`re still all passing around germs here but we`re surviving. Have I missed anything?", "as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff", "I wish he was still around. there was a litter under our azalea. I caught DD in the back yard @ 6 am with bunnies in her lap.", "It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.", "So far (with the exception of the rain), my morning is Great. But I won`t let it dampen my day", "the website is http://tinyurl.com/c7yojg idk if the place is around ur area..", "i sent one abrams and it was all surrounded with weather", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "I`m trying to figure out how on earth I am supposed to be able to update my statuses via my phone. Someone help meeee!", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old", "wish u was in the D!", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "Me + court =", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "make up your mind", "Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "my favorite curling iron broke", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "the sing store won`t work.", "so disappointed with human kind 'What`s wrong with the world?' I have five girls in the garden, innocently enjoying the good weather...", "Rain on my parade of beer and fire" ]
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I am probably spamming my follower`s account.
[ " Other than that, you are totally bereft of faults in every way", " Well I can tell you I didn`t marry my like. Maybe that`s why I`m stuck in situations like I am now", " Maybe you have, my memory sucks.", "stupid Folkestone cinema is only showing Star Trek 3 times, **** them", "Such a headache It`s killen me!", " i was in a hospital for a week and a half pretty much on the virge of dying.", "Not feeling all that well today", "**** traffic. Going to be late!", "Is not a happy bunny", "Trying to open a .docx file on my virtual system while I`m under the dryer. But it only has Office 2007,", " dude, i didn`t know it was a personal experience. sorry something like that went down", "Having a boo-hoo day. Things just suck today", " Taking the souls of your friends and family and watching them die is a nightmare. Trust me", "**** you rhinitis! boohooo my poor nose", " Are you in Galbladia Garden? That **** is hard.", "god... im suffering greatly... having no hair + sitting in blazing sunshine = v v bad sunburn" ]
[ "My tweet is on cheaptweet. You wanna vote for me http://cheaptweet.com/t/syopvd", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "...I need a huge favor of love. Anticipate texts from me", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "interesting to see the differing accounts. mandy is always VERY pc in all her accounts. her robbie is a monk!", "No Loic, you need to build in a scheduler that lets us post while we sleep", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "my brain has become a converter ed. i`ve been converting into LM for the past 2 yrs. every 5 mins of every single day", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "lol to see my king", "Good morning in Twitterville. Off to work I go...Chat @ all of u later", "im sure s`okay, ill save my $$ and before u know it weiss will be mine.", "Those dog pic had me ROLF! The one with the snow stuck too it has that 'if looks could kill look' way funny", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "Just for fun: Jessica Alba weekly Twitter follower count: 35,138 (+5,468). This is starting to look like a movement.", "Found controls for left hand people like me on twitterrific. Excellent", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "Looking forward to following your journey on this endeavor - just subscribed to your blog", "alrightttt twitter. i have netball nowww this is my 600th twitter haha byeeeee", "I love you so much. Just got into my hiding spot, gonna go check out datalounge", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "rickbaker24 follow me please. i only have 6", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "yes ma`am u do have a pretty smile. but you also won`t eat chipotle with me.", "I sent you a message.", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Seeing lots of my FB friends are friending or becoming fans of Zoozoo (Voda`s new face after the pug). Even iLike", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "has just joined twitter. reeeally dont understand how to use this lol", "Then you might enjoy this one too http://tinyurl.com/ygcp3f", "Working on Canada Shoots information. Coming your way soon if you have expressed interest and I have your email address . Eh!!!", "i`m lookin for email to this man i have his photo -Spray Painting in Wroclaw(Poland) by Kosmo http://bit.ly/EOvVN", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "hahahaha. im listening to my iTunes library, a bit of Sonia Dada atm, ITs good", "well then close your pretty eyes and count boring sheep you`ll be sleeping in no time", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug", "ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "so how`s the new gphone?! I guess I should have signed up to go to google io after all", "Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "I hope I`m doing something right. Had an influx of reviews on a 1 year old fan fic telling me they love my style of writing for HP.", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "what happened to my real-time feed? Now friend feed is just like the Twitter website", "i dont get one? fine! i say texting is way more meaningful than twittering", "http://twitpic.com/66z7a - I don`t know why I always click on your doughnut pictures... lol I always end up wanting one", "_Aries Me and that person have something in common then! LOL jk....", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "ilooked in my phone book and ur name was the first to show and i was like i got ti-ti number but it was just ur email", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "nice recolouring of your page nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!", "be sure to go by my blog today - and check out your friends - I bet you have some new ones today!", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "lol! l love your tweets! Keep them coming", "I do text to twitter sometimes, but I don`t receive any on my phone so....", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "dear michael sorce, you crack me up! sincerely, me", "http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "TweetDeck is acting really strange! Hum........ reinstall maybe. Update on the horizon? Or is it just another Adobe memory leak", "having Bigi & Tokyo Fashion Spree tmr Check out SIH web ^____^", "Might be a while before I get around to it. Not sure if I will make it flat out in HTML or through WordPress. .. Fun fun fun", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "OR, just make someone walk on ur back?? I`m a professional back walker-on`er I could use that too, on the lower regions!", "Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.", "omg 44 tweets till 8k and only about 90 tweets difference btween b and comedyqueen", "ur not blind i was just browsing & saw ur tweet & figured i could answer ur query plus i wanted to know too", "just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous", "Running around town with Kathleen....she`s leaving me for a month..", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "LMAO...but you`ll still have me! I am thoroughly enjoying our conversation", "Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "all pugged in and ready to go. device updates on, so feel free to bombard me at any time. Time to actually get something done.", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha You are!!", "_E It`s an honour being your friend!!!! http://bit.ly/LhgZ2", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "not just me then", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "thanks for following! pretty complicated id you have there lol", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "Everytime I send an email to my coach, I feel a need to practice. **** balls. Lol", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "I need one more follower.", "OMGSH IM BEING FOLLOWED BY >>PARAMORE<< :O", "Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.", "I will - but you will never know it`s me", "After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you`ve been showing so much love!", "On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you", "http://79.170.44.101/buma.ro/ temporary address not working either, m8. They must have done something to the domain", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "is debating giving twitter a proper go. now to try and understand it", "ending my evening on the best note. i will love you forever, tweets." ]
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so sad u cancelled silverstone show better see u in sandown park!
[ " I`ve run out of earl grey, so having lemon tea instead, then whb for me too", "http://twitpic.com/66xlm - hate when my PARKED car gets hit", " so i spoke too soon.... & my weekend may be delayed for like 20 more min aaaah i gottaaa get outttt of here b4 i lose it", "Writing and researching. Tired of being foolish, so I`m educating myself & moving forward. Gonna marry a white boy they do you right!!!", "i just bit my tongue. blood everywhere!!!", "http://twitpic.com/66yb9 Ozzy back from the vet. Not feeling well. He looks so sad. Possible UTI. Results tomorrow.", " well sadly I live in the most boring city in the USA, so there is nothing to do here.", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", ": I`m sure lots of that studio equipment was collected analog stuff that can`t be bought anymore. seriously, condolences.", " dude!!! wtf!! I text you this morning so that you can take care of me! so uncool..... it`s confirmed... you hate me", " So sad...found otu about your boot camp too late. Oh well, may be in LA that day anyway.", "_ I don`t see how there could possibly be another choice.", "I think that mowing the lawn should not be allowed to be done by teenagers. It sucks! Well off to mow.", "Im mad cuz i cant get any picture to work.", " hey how is everything going? please reply back. sometimes i think you hate me because you never reply back to me", " Follow both because I don`t know which one will send it. PS Dont get your hopes up because she may not sen it" ]
[ "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "woooooo im seeing you in glasgow when you come, september is agessss away but", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "Off to Woolsery this morning to (hopefully) see North Molton U16 clinch the North Devon League title. Lovely day for it", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "Sorry your day was so bad Gettin the drink on, good plan!", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "aww cant wait till u get 2 Sydney ;D i missed out on tickets tho.. :O ****", "the website is http://tinyurl.com/c7yojg idk if the place is around ur area..", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "ohhh I remember when you gave your dad a shoutout at the mcr at MSG show last year. that was so sweet", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "should be going nfg tonight", "haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p", "hope u feel better sweetie", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "TV time see yall later! xoxo", "May be back later...hope you have a good day Byeeee ****", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "Done studying bout the earth", "i wish you could come to Swindon...2 hours away...its my dream to meet you xoxo", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa", "Sher is good. There were quite a few people that we didn`t even get to see, due to me having court and rushing to see fam.", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "Yes. Need to listen to sad SP-Songs", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "ekkk..thats ruff..hope you have a safe flight and good meeting", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "Good luck I wanna see them again too. I waited outside by their buses to see them before, no autographs tho!", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "is aching from rugby, good game", "im not at litle oven tonight", "It is a recession", "Woo! Two days till awesome gig, one day till Uni is finished for 12 days #gigs #3yp", "p.s. Dead like me was awsome. Loved that show missed the last 2 episodes tho ?", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "the construction lookd familar", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "FUZE was giving away capes at Komen`s Race for the Cure today! And I`d always love a hug from you hun!", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Im going in now, it looks like the sun has gone", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "seen that! hopefully ebay replacement will work for you! but take it to bits anyway! lol", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "city in a bittt.", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "No churchill downs for me tomorrow", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "i`ve heard Basment Jaxx`s new song 'Raindrops'...that`s fantastic!!! and makes me dancing i can`t wait Fuji Rock Festival...", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!", "Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday", "lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "Sitting at the Audi Joburg fashion week casting. So many lanky people in one place! Almost 100. Lol. Good luck to everyone ****", "the sing store won`t work.", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "that`s not great guy related??", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "are you all going without me", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "At Piece now Possibly Beachwood in a bit", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "My lucky lucky friend is at a nickleback concert atm i wish i was there", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "_at_work agree totally, think though if we can take a point off Everton and Liverpool beat Man City we are happy days", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much", "I`m going to obu for the night.", "I also found out that it`s also my last youth group meeting", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "is back from a weekend get away", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee" ]
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Don`t worry. You`ll be 38 soon
[ "feels ..my cousin is a monkey http://plurk.com/p/x23pa", " awww too bad I won`t be there - I`d entertain the thought of entering", " probably not in this weather", " tolddd you there was thunder! ew now it`s all rainy D: i`m scared!", "I just vacuumed my entire house three times. Screw all vacuums!!", "This day is fkn UGLY & it matches my mood unfortunatly. Time 2 blast off 2 the moon", "haha aww ok now back to bionomial expansion ugh! joy", "**** being broke on the day Guitar Hero Metallica comes out! Boooooooo", "Just rang the irish one. Drunk. Must confiscate phone. hate him lots.", "oh no! I just crashed my ball pump", "scratchy scratchy throat. warm fluids needed", "is soooo over school...maybe sick..all week *evil laugh*", " no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input.", "But I have to cause I missed a lot of classes", "needs a little lie down. not feeling great today. boo", " I never liked that boy Jerms!" ]
[ "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.", "Thank you How`s your daughter? And by the way, how did you get 1017 followers? :O", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "...actually find something they`ll like. it`s easy to get a good gift with a lot of money tbh. nowhere near as personal though", "im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3", "will do! Tell my mommy I said the same n I love her mucho mucho!", "Off to my lil sisters graduation...they grow up so quick", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "I don`t know, ask Carolyn. Also, we won`t have the boxes empty by the time you get off.", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "Goodmorning twitter, oh my gosh, i woke up soooo nice, lol ... oh hai thar twitterverse. Happy #mothersday everybody (especially mine)", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "hungraaaaaaaaay. i`ll just eat. don`t go away Twitter! LUNCH.", "Good Morning Tweeters... Happy Monday! Grab a big cup of coffee it`s a new week", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "Congrats on your bike ride today.. Very impressive indeed.. Ya might be doing` the 'Tour De France' some day", "So I get up early and I feel good about the day. I walk to work and I`m feeling alright. But guess what... I don`t work today.", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!", "Aha! Well I`m from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "Cool!!! No wonder you didn`t sleep much", "but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?", "and yes, I have seen your comment and yes, I did have the right answer. I`ll get over it.", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "I love the site what a hoot, really enjoy the hair cuts in Thailand, always try to time ir just right, thanks for the tip", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "Hmm. My VPN works fine. (Oh.. wait.. I don`t need VPN anymore.) http://tinyurl.com/cao6tu", "_58 I also like `Aasman ke paar shaayad`", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "says my new layout is so cute x) see the cuties ? hahahah http://plurk.com/p/suqp6", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "http://twitpic.com/48gy0 - He`s Well Cooool ;) Lovve The Ro&Co Shoooow", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "oh great! hope you`ll have a blast there! ;)", "hope it isnt too hot a summer then.hows little one today,being good i hope.lol", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "at Happy mother`s dayyy Deniseee <3", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "$900 cheque to cash tomorrow, why I didn`t get it in the bank I have no idea. Feel safe to get the 500D now though woooo", "___ haha im gonna follow my dreams now well...ur dream haha im still reading over it for the 90th time :p", "samee well i aint a man i am a girl obv nd i am 14 lol i aint no1 special or not famous or rich wish to be tho ****", "Oh dear, it will be late there.... good ol Michigan! Well I look forward to chatting with you when our wakeful hours overlap.", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "Just DMed you your login details for the Twitter Salvation System. Enjoy! do let me know what u think.", "I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back. Hahaha", "*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...", "my guys call me ``Bart of the critical questions``. I`m guessing that`s a good thing. #zeropoint.IT", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!", "_ebru thank you for the link...very cool...see you on monday!!!", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "I`m sure the Mrs. will follow when she gets comfortable on the new computer, may be a while #hhrs", "Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Stress-free is the way to be", "Oh you understand French? Well, maybe I exxagerated it a little bit lol but they all want at least 1/2 years of exp. :-/", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "oic.. will need to get upgrade space if I do want to use it then.thanks Will most prob only use photoshop and dreamweaver", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "night honey..see ya tomorrow", "Enough already about Wolfram Alpha: The Next Google, Or the Next Cuil? http://bit.ly/6HESZ", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "Okay, cool. Hope you had better dreams than you had last week.", "thanks, feeling good and off to New Forest later", "YES! I DONE IT! at last. my homework is ready dx and i can go waaalkiiing because the sun is shining ^^ oh yeah.", "_90 haha agreed LOL", "Sigh... you know I am...", "Thanks! We`re almost there", "_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks", "from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900", "hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****", "This is true... Clean clothes is a VERY good thing! Enjoy your day! Love your new avatar BTW!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "No way. What about Sydney? yeah, you guys are like the semi-older version of Short Stack. However, with the same talent.", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this #bgt", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "Thank you! The best to you and yours tomorrow... I hope you all have a lovely day together!!", "Thank you, thank you!! Thought this is where all the cool kids hang out now, hehe xoxo!", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies", "welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too", "Going to bed early... got a lot of important women to visit for Mothers Day tomorrow! PS- As of midnight tonight, HAPPY BDAY BOO BEAR!", "i dnt think i can ever get tired of'The Climb'its just 1 of those sngs u`ll always remember ...", "knows its all going to sort itself out", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "whaa? you really should. 2 and 3 are definitely optional, though. I liked them, but I`m also crazy.", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "_nash Ba-dum-tish! You win", "3OH!3 - Rich man is amazing, really can`t be bothered for school on Monday", "Happy Mothersday btw! Look at the bright side, you can chill all day today", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "AWESOME! It feels very fulfilling, doesn`****? I`m gonna work on SOOOO many people over the summer! Totally excited!", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.", "maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time", "oh and twas my very brilliant idea if I do say so myself what can I say i`m an ideas woman", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "Tired. About to climb into bed and fall asleep. I hope this weekend will be fun... I only have a couple of weeks left", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "I`m really excited that I`m a Queen Bee on the Power Mom 50 List I feel really REALLY honored. #nielsenpowermoms", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history" ]
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Sometimes I could swear I really am insane.
[ "Being unable to have booze on a Friday, indeed the entire weekend, actually hurts", " oh dear. that is terrible. however, moleskine notebooks rule. a lot.", "My paradise fly catchers abandoned their nest.... they are starting again... but it`s gonna b tough", "Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow", "twitter fam, i`m about to hop back on AIM i went ghost on y`all lolz sowwy", "Molly keeps punching me cuz she sees yellow cars. I`m gonna be covered in bruises. I don`t like this game", " OMG .. my memory must have failed me! Very weird since I do not normally forget because of my profession!", "Where art thou ? I miss you!", "Off home ill from work. This man flu is hell", "snotty nose poorly chest! this is not good!", "With E3 coming up the worst possible thing happened. No not swine flu! not AIDS! RROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", " I`m depressed ! I want to know you and kiss you all", " I`m not even in your situation and now I`m sad. I`m sorry, that`s really sucky.", "is sad yo hear about Ashleycat", "Having a boo-hoo day. Things just suck today", " i know i really wanna do some more stuff im out of school in the next week so ill have a few free days a week... ill hit u up" ]
[ "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "Once again another late night. But I scored a mojito, so ...", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "It tells me I`m not a member of the private beta and I`m not going to just start pretending to assassinate people", "I`m the bird with broken wings, she`s the song i love to sing you know who you are ****", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "mmm, pizza for dinner. yum. but i burnt my mouth though ..", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Or maybe its just us ....", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.", "SAimee 26 july, Underage festival 2 August, i found some others but they were too far away", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "Really really cant sleep x", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "but yeah i like purple maybe thats why!! ;) :p :d", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "fully understands why these cats have cabin fever! Holy ****.. I really wanna be outside!!", "U were great, as always. But, can`t we do an east Germany on noko? Or at least provoke them & then go in 4 the kill.", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "who are the crew? please dont be me... i dont think it is but i could be wrong i have been a number of times...", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "rblpn , You know, I could listen to every version of War Pigs ever recorded ? http://blip.fm/~5z10d", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "I never thought falling in love can cause so much pain... good thing that I`m so over that phase!", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "aww i know its my addiction! awww i know sameee ! its just more more more !", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "I could act in most Buffy eps I have seen them so many times, but s1 was shaky (apart from eps 1,2,6,7 & 12)", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "I remember those days. I wasn`t a big fan of Wesley but I really felt for you as a youngster dealing with all that. But you WON!", "I dreamt someone committed suicide w a drip stand! - http://tweet.sg", "_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!", "About to pik out my hair, braid it up, scrub off my make up and relaxxxx.... tonight was fun", "Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!", "angels even though I`m probably not the third... ANGELS AND DEMONS", "maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group", "dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Yep, that`s me all right - I don`t mean the monk is Me - that`s my (as in a photo taken by me) in Better Photography", "Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "You know I love me some Jordie...but that is not the best version of CG, admit it....lol...", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "ah yes, I know that feeling", "HA.. I look at Twitter games as harmless fun. Despite being author of Twitter book, I try to talk about other stuff", "I lost followers Was it something I said? I swear I am not into freeballing. Ugg that is the last time I mention that thing.", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "why I love so much, why your make me smile all the time? why your so special but i cant have u ? I get scared to try.", "lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "****...Ive gotten so much packed up already lmao, well little **** anyway. Either way, I have a good start", "You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "I will - but you will never know it`s me", "politicians and celebs have lottsa fun .. it`s just that for SOME of them, FUN is actually .. SIN", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!", "just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors", "Wait - No Wind in Hair - that would be I-L-L-E-G-A-L!! I would Never break the law!! No, never.", "http://bit.ly/wZK3o <--- Paranoid. I actually like it better performed live rather than the studio version.", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "I feel you I have a third eye right now and right before I go see foreign boys", "is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "_chiel Well...I would love to have a Zoo! ;P Dont think I can be there sunday. But sometime I will !I want to!", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "me me me! lol", "Woot freaking hoo, tho Mad World isn`t doing well on the iTunes top #100 chart.", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave" ]
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haha IE...it`s expensive!!!! Hm...let me message you later
[ " not really having a good night... missing my little girl...", "jus sittin in da libray and this stupid computer wont let me order any mac foundation", "I can`t breathe well but turns out I`m not crazy. Just inflammed lungs", " ha!The potential is there but so is the loss of fingers, think you can get the PO to do it? At a charge and not full proof", " Yeah the spammers are discriminating: none of the females are part of the target group apparently", "i feel like i`m quarantined everywhere i go... pinkeye, go away already!", "Oh man, there are dead deer everywhere in michigan.", "rblpnBro Not quite where I need to be here ... sad but true. Soon however all will be WELL 6wks ? http://blip.fm/~5z4ve", "No school, again. This time cuz im sick.", "What a bad day!", "i messed up my back/hip. it hurts so bad", "why does my life suck?", "i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.", "Being unable to have booze on a Friday, indeed the entire weekend, actually hurts", " it`s not the 10.5% so much as the A)Sugar and B)Taste ... lord that`ll put ya down, and not in the fun way", " http://twitpic.com/4j585 - Guess I need to get me an iPhone now for sure!!! It looks bad ****!!" ]
[ "_Trainr Thanks for the link. It made me smile", "I don`t know how to send it to you Anna. Let me think for a bit and I will find some way to do it", "what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk", "not worth it! I love the free version for the iPhone though!", "_achillies Thanks! And yay for being in my guild!", "hey ty for tip, wifi networking is one if my many talents I`ll get on it when I can be bothered LOL", "it`s true! have u downloaded the tweetdeck yet? it is literally amazing ****", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "u just got me real excited cause i thought teniece was on twitter...", "I live for pain, bring it on", "NOooo FB has been good to me..especially for the love of conversation", "de wereld need more ppl like you! ;)", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "You live dat glamorous life.", "wow I love it !!! thanks", "lol! l love your tweets! Keep them coming", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "If anyone needs help with images, let me know and i will convo you the forum`s link", "*Hand up* Me, I`m going #localgovcamp", "Where`s the story?! I wanna know! I wanna know!", "ummm not with me?", "Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.", "i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!", "Aw thank you. I suppose it`s a good thing since it means more tweeting.", "maybe going to the movies later? ik ****", "Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "no are you for sure going?", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "answer my really cool questions", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "You`re going to the UK?! Take me with!", "Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508", "haha ofcoooursee you do, its pretty much a must, and pluss its dress up night, jst added incentive", "i wanted to see that. enjoy it!", "Too much details !!! (But glad he is better)", "Get on a plane! Come drink my Cristal with me", "Thanks! Funny cause it`s true!", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "I want to see 'Too Fast to Transport in 60 seconds'", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "yummy curry save me some please lol", "http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky", "Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x", "i seriously neeed to study", "lmao, im only joking mate", "_you Ah! Haha that`s exciting. If I ever come to Australia we are definitely gonna have a movie night, FYI", "You don`t get them anymore?", "ahhahahaha ARIYAN i want to listen to that now i used up bandwidth by downloading a hamish and andy podcast", "whoa!! hahaha! wee going there in a bit! just watching Hugh Jackman`s interview at Oprah.", "I have a Palm now. I would like an HTC HD, but it costs 3 times more than my phone", "Looking for a new laptop battery. Why are they so expensive??", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "I love you too! I`m kinds reading. But you can call if you`d like", "YAY!! that`s so cool aww that woulda been sweet, no worries though! I`m just glad you had fun!!", "i foot think it will let you since it.s international but we have twitter haha", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "I want to hit that", "tell me about it", "haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine", "ur there when I`m not lol", "haha i will remember that ****", "It`s fun to see that glimpse of your life", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "_nash Ba-dum-tish! You win", "following `cause ordered it", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "i am! lol its just i got used 2 talkin 2 ya..!", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "Might buy some iPod apps later, hmmm...", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "you have a plurk account too?", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "Me + court =", "Hey i`m on FaceBook come check me out http://bit.ly/17jIy8 tell me ur username if you ADD ME", "mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment", "i want chinese food really baaad.", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "thanks. but it IS seriuosly my back up plan", "Well thank you darling...it was a pleasure shopping with you...you will see the first pics!", "I`ll be sure to", "So ur moomie liked the Pandora? you can buy me one next lol", "just bought a good chocolate and a magazine... Later I`ll play comanche 4... My good saturday", "Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "I`m here if u need to vent!", "_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "good luck C have funn!", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "Yeahhh you do that lol", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "u already took da pic with out me", "at BIF.... i love this buliding....", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "sup guys, just downloaded tweetdeck, gettin a move on right now : D tweet me some nice clothes sits or summat x", "_Allison Catch you later Terry....", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "why are you surprised?", "I`ve got cups but you gotta come get them", "bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "was jus so excited t c ur name", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks" ]
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you got it all done?? even the labs? thats all i have left to do. and i cant figure it out. FML
[ "I think the rain killed my phone", "depressed; my best friends pissed @ me", "I am going to die tomorrow night. should be here.", " What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....", "OMG-ness it`s 11:18 pm and I need to beup early to set up my garage sale it starts a 8am, wish I said 9am. I`m beat.", "Allergies suck ducks nuts. <=====8=====>", "Deathstar destroys Starship Enterprice http://bit.ly/2agcTh Can`t get enough of this video #starwars #startrek", " Not so good I think that`s my fault though - didn`t use buttermilk. Recipe was on back of the flour.", "****, got Chili Beans on my shirt I hate that I can be a messy eater. Such a lady!", " yep and its freezing, i hate winter im literally wearing blackets", "Don`t you hate it when you`re left with one slice of bread left in the bag? Half sandwich.", "Uh. Finally home, but completely wiped.", "Shower. Then back to bed. So sick still.", "10 more days to go for Freedom!!!!!! **** these xams!!", "just finished playing mahjong. I lost $38 to Mag and Weisheng!", "Can`t believe preseason doesn`t start until August football with drawls.." ]
[ "Okay people my fones charged", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "awake slept in a little cuz no construction. now studying bio alllll day but i dont mind.", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "are you all going without me", "_honey thank you i have a business exam tomorrow too :/", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "All my spare time seems `twill be spent doing homework this weekend.", "well, I couldn`t get a real clear shot, but I`ve got the best I could...silly people walking through the admitting of the ER...", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "so technically....i havent really gotten out of bed. so i think you`re right and i`m gonna stay here!", "thanks kelly! that means a lot. have you figured out your apt thing yet?", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "We`ve got a pool still boxed up because I need to level a suitable patch of ground before we can set it up.", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "May have to work Saturday I want to just rewrite it properly over the weekend, but bosses may say just get it working now.", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "Fighting a migraine Medication is almost working.", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "I am having the TIME of my LIFE", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "From top down: 2x2924, 1x2610, 3x2500. Then an 1841 and two desktops. More gear to come over time of course.", "http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "thnx babe just call me when u finish it....", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "heyy sweety how did it go at advanced training? waht r u doing?? *hugz*xxxxxxxxxx", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "it wont let me", "i`ll try sort that fabric out for you today...been a busy bee!", "It`s cold and cloudy and I have a million loads of washing to do", "Downloading Chex-Quest! Been about 12 years sins it`s final release you say? Your Right!", "_xo they were so pretty and took like an hour to do CAN I DO URSSSSS!", "thx for the tip. how did you figure that one out?", "oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "On my way to work wish I had more days off", "i wish i was still in my jams", "Law of Attraction - Some assembly (action) required If u have asked 2 enter medical school, u still need 2 fill out the application", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "lucky girl!!! I work all day tomorrow! and maybe even Monday!!", "i can`t believe it...", "I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "is it? :O im gonna get that", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", "I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "right. coursework now. PROMISE", "Still working in the database and trying to decide what I want to eat.", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "Just wondering if you are going to put 'One Too Many' on itunes. I hope you do, it is the only cd of yours I don`t have.", "Hey girl, yeah I did..thanks a bunch!! I haven`t started downloading them yet...I totally owe you.", "k its 3 slices left", "Surgery when I wake up", "Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR", "My paycheck was nothing but a piece of paper.", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "Major iPhone problems Wont let me send texts BUT I can do everything else! Can anyone help", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "just at home, not much going on, had a long day", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "i just need to sleep", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "I don`t remember what i text to twitter to get a list of commands halp", "yeah she`s part lab, part spaniel.. all energy hehe but i love her to death", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "oh yes some are quite nice! and my `photoshop` liep zojuist vast. so now I have to start over painting R�is�ngs glove", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "still page one on Google still cant quite believe it not spent a cent to get to page One..... Wow what next...Mmmmmm", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "i have a degree,****!!! moving t o dallas in a few hours", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "Tonight is my last night in my apartment...", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "Well, all I can do, is pray for you.....", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "@_lightmare There are like six that hang around my house. If you can get it to come up to you... you can keep it.", "did I miss something??", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "love how dad said he`d be ready to go at like 3:15 and it`s now 4pm and I`m still working.", "um don`t u already have like NINE of my paintings?!?! jk, lemme come finish that 4 u", "Finished new moon! Woo! Now i want the next one...", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now", "Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "I need one more follower.", "enough for today, good night all", "I GOT IT! i hope i get off of work in time for UP want my job?" ]
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Really missing hockey already. Off for a night in Dtn Naperville. Can`t wait for the day off tomorrow, I have to work Sunday.
[ " oh no! Poor thing keep us posted.", " Had one of the female servers tell her **** looks big in those pants. She will worry all night long Lol", "i just saw a bird slowly die right next to me", " Bummer- that is a bad experience.", " no im not cries LOL", " Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x", "I try soo hard toget what I want.. & I always end up having a goose egg..", "Came home after getting ratty in a shop with the staff and a blister on the foot. Meh", "FML still awake melatonin not working!", "Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he hid himself in the basement for nearly two days.", "is very upset to see carys and donna go today miss you both hugely already!!! (Yes ok its only been like 3 hours) haaa..waaaah", " Anything for . So sorry man I am not a patsy generally...", "i need some serious cheering up", "mothers day..didnt do anything exciting...saw a movie", "_breannarose fuuuuuuck idk if andy can get youuuu", " Its so addicting, but its kind of a curse to do them at night time. Everytime i do one, i feel like making music afterwards" ]
[ "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "Home. Should be in the bed, but I`m just super duper excited about tomorrow.", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "Weather is back to being great! Shame I have to wait in for my delivery", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "a whole season behind the US now", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "ya`ll going out without me", "Had interesting WKND. Sleeping Saturday & Productive Sunday!!", "Last night in Chicago! Making it one for the record books. Wrigley most likely? See you there?!", "Going to bed after the CAVS game Don`t judge me LOL", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "??? weekend standby duty??????????????????????????????????????????????????", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much", "wants to go home.", "guess im staying home tonight...no movie-ing for me", "just got home lng.", "seniors done 5 more days!! woohoo!! going out for the night.", "Cant wait to see my boy tomorrow", "LAKERS TOMORROW KB and DF ftw!", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "wish it wasn`t raining", "Good night everyone...... Time to go mimmiz......", "On the way to home", "WELCOME BACK see you tomorrow! come pick up your gift ;)", "party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day", "just got back from Danas. watching Roseanne before I start to get ready for work", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "it`s nice to leave the office when the sun is still up", "Wish I was at sri panwa now", "I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.", "fun fun night miss you. night tweets", "on a day like this...", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "at least 3 more days", "Cant wait to do some of those things", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "Awake again at 6am on a Saturday, isn`t this sleep in day. Oh well have some work to keep busy. If only it was work keeping me awake.", "3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "actually workin from home tonight... you?", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "my momma is comin 2night ! 2morrow tennis day with p?nar yuppie !", "Heading home from Sacramento. Will continue writing the WIndows Server 2008 R2 Unleashed book over the weekend. Sigh #windows", "I have assignment due by midnight in professional writing class & I really wish I was already done with it Luv writing thought Id like it", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "comes home in two days", "really wanted to go to that gig tonight", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "yessssss wore myself out this weekend planting my garden and working", "Morning Lou, I Have some housework to do then im off to Church", "only 2 more days of minnie", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "Penguins win in OT, probably why you were busy. One more game to win.", "going 2 watch Dogtown, hope it`s not too sad!", "Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "I`m not off till 930", ": you get to go home and i have to go to work", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "whoa, I`ve got to go to bed, night!", "looks like you need a local marketing person. I`m booked for 2 gigs in Vegas that day", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "napppinggg, then work 7 - 11", "god bless u and I hope the rest of your weekend is joyfull", "last weekday of doing nothing, school starts next week!!!", "Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day", "Appreciation lunch at work. Good food! But sucks being here on my day off lol", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "Just got confirmed that it�s pizza-time with some ex co-workers on friday...looking forward to it", "Hanging with kevin tomorrow! out goes being productive.", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "there is never anything on tv, on sundays. CAN`T WAIT for america", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Deucie picked up by his sitter for the weekend.", "I was too sleepy earlier and i didnt get to see matt", "I wish you weren`t going to a 19+ venue in Vancouver", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "I`m going big weekend cant wait to see u! x", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "fun in the sun hmmm hell no it`s cold", "is getting baptized tomorrow and is a college graduate. Busy weekend!", "no clubs...no parties...ive spent my friday and saturday night workin on music and am quit content", "back to work tomoo day 1 of 5 it will bee.", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "In Greenville for one of the last times. will be moving to MD soon. We`ll be back Eastern Carolina.", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "Need a nap but I have to take 4 trains now", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "Just getting an additional free day" ]
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Never ever smoking around you again.
[ "Joining facebeek. What a loser, I have no friends Amy where are you?", "Waiting for 5:00 & having cramps", "Apple is also rotten in the center, just my luck", "I`m at home recovering from major liver surgery. In alot of pain.", "absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday", "OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!", "Why am I limited to only being able to sync with 1 MS Exchange account on iPhone? ... same goes for Outlook. Why can`t I have more? Lame.", "awww i`ve lost a follower i fail", "waitin 4 the skool bus soo tired nd still soo much 2 do...want 2 b lazy nd sleep but since I cnt ill sing all my fav songs", " nah ;) when a single person posts about 200 tweets a day is hard to cope with on my android phone when I`m unable to filter", "i miss the one who would do anything to spend 5 min with me... the one who used to say just tell me when and where", "I`m off to bed. Head just won`t stop giving me pain. ahgg.. Let this sinus, allergy, whatever you are be over tomorrow! Sogni D`oro", " My #followillfriday sucks because while I was teaching people how to be nice, you **** were drooling over Notion", " Sorry to hear that man He is were the **** cant reach him now. My heart goes out to you and your family.", " They don`t let the queer boys donate blood.", "NO! Our TV`s busted The screen turned white for about a nanosecond while it made a quick 'popping' sound." ]
[ "_Rahal Thing about living is that there are always undeveloped pictures in your future.", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "time to start unfollowing some people, i think", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Nooo, I`m not in love. I`m just developing a crush. A small one. Heehee. My second one. Shadduppp.", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "At shakas againn. No 2 dollar salads here", "I aint blanco either..Yo 100% Puerto Rican mami....yo show muy amor yi tu...but yo no se...", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "I am having serious cig craving... head for kitchen, let the non smoker weight gain begin", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Well that`s the last of the Fabs gone", "aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "I jus spoke 2 my lawyer, if I blow trial =3to7", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "http://twitpic.com/4w70j - Left: This is your brain. Right: This is your brain on drugs.", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "what happen to the maids of yours? Quit once again? ...", "I know, right? I guess the oldest doesn`t hold rank on field trips anymore.", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "Sorta needs to somehow forget that its E3 in LA practically during my ethics exam and self-imposed revision time.", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "lol i cant drink!!", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "hungraaaaaaaaay. i`ll just eat. don`t go away Twitter! LUNCH.", "And so very you. You know I say it w/ nothing but love, dude.", "but im not complaining.", "wants to buy really red* lipstick. But I won`t wear it that often", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "I dont think so", "[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "_Bailon talk with your HIPS", "no omelette today dim sum tomorrow! FEAST!", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "@__sugar oh no i am always here ;) <3", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "Waiting in line for the Beast with Matthew. I won`t be riding.", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "girl u sit ya double decker neck **** DOWN and talk about ppl who are on ur LEVEL and not above", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "ok .... Here 409 is a cleaning soln .... Blah.... Over and out", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "went with john grisham instead... she was very pleased & never suspected a thing, lol. hope tomorrow is a better day for you", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "remember, dont let your small list cover your big list...its too little to even worry about it.", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Picture or it never happened.", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "Bank Holiday Bliss - Jeremy Kyle, without even bothering the Sky+", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!", "http://twitpic.com/5s5f9 - Joe had the same shirt in the concer here, in Chilee! hahaha Big rob wasn`t here", "yeah... and neither of them are in huntsville i would so quit both of my jobs here for one job there.", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "White House? This thing`s a lifesaver: http://snipurl.com/hkuj9", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "Yes thanks, its been great. Soooooo not looking forward to Monday", "This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr", "_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "yes its the twins so i wontt be watching", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "'Completely dishwasher safe, except that the pattern might come off.' Blue Coat humour at its best Three cheers for Viz", "; Another friday night cancel. probably movies with just Ashley.", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "Yes, and I hope the show I promoted was clean..... lol Bella", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting...." ]
725
This has been a dismal week.
[ "Ok so I`m **** hungry....! I`m fat I know..I know..! Aha", " Well, guess we just make a pretty great pair. So, I don`t think our birthday date is going to happen. :`(", "gah. how am i supposed to study when all i do is sneeze and get even more tired.", "Gus, formally known as world`s ugliest dog has died We`ll miss you, Gus http://bit.ly/exjcn", "33 minutes left before my flannel hobbit shoes get wet RAIN, PLS GO AWAY!", "ahhhhh **** it..... none of my friends want to see it... and they don`t wanna chill tonight... so its just me myself and i", " Will you ever come to SF Bay Area to preform, i feel left out", "My children have promised me birthday brekkie in bed. There`s a problem with that in that there`s bugger all food in the house", " yeah I guess so it makes me very sad though becase the disc is scratched!", "will miss jay leno ..", "Bored... Some vector ****... Off to work after this class..", "My generation is too **** apathetic to party down in the desert. 30+ knows how to have fun and my age group is generation myspace?", "is feeling her eyes burned-fried after 10 hours attached to the screen uploading new summer clothing for my store www.Chittypulga.com", "Spilled chocolate milk in my car", "Already know I`m gonna miss josh next week.. My mom needs more surgery.. Work sucks.. Not a good day. Oh and my tum tum hurts", "is updating an old ipod...sad...i miss my orange nano" ]
[ "Back in a mo. Cover Girls hubby on fb chat. She not seen him for 5 months", "its awful breezy out here good thing they sold blankets!", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.", "Mozzer cancelled tonight by the looks of it.", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "tried to `bing` today.. not operational in australia yet", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "Bought it. Now I have to wait 2-3 weeks. Boo.", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "Finally the school day ended, Friday Friday Friday w00t! But it`s raining outside.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!", "Morning all! Something for the weekend and leftover dominos. Noiiiiice", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "not the best way to start your day", "finally home for once after a dope **** week", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "Started the week with a wedding, now ending the week with a funeral", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "sounds good. Appreciate the suggestion. Been a week now and we`re still offline Time to ask for a refund...", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "Weekend looks sloppy Looking forward to a great week with great customers!", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "Early monday cramming... yay. Only a few weeks left", "funny u havent showed me any love yet at all", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "Wow, the new Google icons suck http://bit.ly/z7JIE", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "I`ve had the week off too...but I have Biology exams to revise for so my Bones time is limited", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "did not understand anything you said", "Another night of not sleeping", "_Kid congrats; im still jobless", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "I go into the room for the first time in weeks and you`re off cleaning", "I just tried to go back and the police blocked off the whole neighborhood. they`re evacuating the building now", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "Sure is rainy! the storm has left everything, everywhere... would love 4 u 2 follow us", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", ".... It was just alriiightt", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "Just FYI, RUIN HOLLYWOOD IS CLOSED. Last Friday was our Closing Night.", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Up was pretty good. It was kind of depressing though", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "Going home.. no meeting today", "it`s cloudy and damp over here too. i hope it doesnt rain for tonite`s track meet i`d hate to do interviews in the rain", "Day off with nothing to do", "The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt.", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "booziest weekend in a long time, good fun though!", "nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield..." ]
918
My public talk in July got canceled and I don`t know why.
[ "_PingPong Awww I`m teaching my son (when I have one) those manners! Too many boys are lacking those!", "Friday tubes at work are slow..", "_cupcakes that busy wowsa .. okay my pizzas gonna be a while sorry..", "My back is all kinds of messed up, and Strudel is going to live in another town until we move, I`m going to miss the little runt", "Practically my whole body burns... I can`t bend over or make any sudden movements with my arms", "the dog dug a hole in the backyard well iwas sleeping, now im grounded", " it is sooo hard.... truck and fish please", " i miss that too", "Dislocating your thumb= more painful than dislocating your toe. I was reminded of this today (thankfully, by my toe). Still feels weird", "I wanna crawl under my desk and take a nap nvrmind its dirty =/", "My voice hurts. No We We Rock You the musical singing tonight..", "browsin thru the videos in my multiply and i saw the video u sang with my bf. i miss you, N. we all miss you. pls come back wherever u r.", "woke up early this morning not happy bout that, headache, dizzy can`t breathe, yeh im still sick", "wanna b marie antoinette, cos she had perfect hairdo, fab clothes, n tons of macarons. Crappy day", "Rope witdrawal in full effect, no one to tie, no teaching, no demos, no one to play with. But worst of all - No one to play with!", "Is in serious pain." ]
[ "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "*sighs* Ah well. Maybe my second email will clear it up and get him approved.", "dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "I`ve had the week off too...but I have Biology exams to revise for so my Bones time is limited", "Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning", "what happened to your phone", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "_recordings Alas no - this is all occuring in an office in central London...", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "Not going to Suffolk tomorrow. However, now MB & I are planning a picnic on the Mall with friends Neil & Jodi.", "_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "not sure i can make it", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "my hubby. promised job promotion so we didn`t move, signed a new lease n they withdrew the promotion...", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "yeah quite a few kids in my school got swine flu. they only close down the school if its 30 kids or more", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "That wouldn`t have happened if Ravit hadn`t asked me. I met her thru a Twitter friend in CT. Love social media that way.", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Got the CofO to late didn`t close today Will close Monday....back out to meet a buyer tonight to show a few homes to", "_fam lol it`s coming up too probably mid june early julyish???", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Okay, so twitter suddenly changed, how do I respond to messages now", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "Aha! Well I`m from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "Why do you think people say, 'save the drama fo yo mama?' I`m sure even yo mama wouldn`t wanna listen to ur drama. Ode to mother`s day!", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "Another HD - my lecturer was gob smacked by how good our presentation was", "Is taking a moment to reflect...I want my annonymity back,FB!!!! Is it safe to say anything about someone else to another friend again?", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "why you will so little time in rio de janeiro? forgive babelfish!", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "Yes...met Jon last yr at an interesting 'Questionning Agile' Agile 2008 session. Don`t see him on this yr`s schedule.", "Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "Why didn`t my favorite spotters last tweet go to my phone", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "that`s the prob, no idea how to meet guys. Met all my exs online & now I`ve dated that pool dry", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "- I think did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08 She`s awesome!", "Waiting to put my story about Stereo Skyline up. Don`t know where to put it. BOOOO", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "I can`t vote for you they have stopped the voting", "Metro from trader joe to 71st closed so many firemen and cops wth happened?! Walking home bus can`t go further ohh", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes." ]
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Alexxx Im gona miss you today. Im so sad, noooooooo
[ "My last full day of even day classes. I`m a little sad", "Finally sunny days and I`m too sick to go outside and play.", "On my way to work! I`m runnin late and I`m sooooo tired!", "doesn`t want to go to work....", "Having a hectic day travelling from PJ to UNITEN, back to PJ. Working now at CC office.", " I`m So Mad I Wont Be There!!!!!!!!! UGHHH!!!", " you are lame go make me breakfast!!", "Internet is painfully slow today", "going through security already miss my baby.", " Yeah, It`s not available on Public market yet. but will be soon. looking forward. I`m sunburnt arms are itching. boo hoo!!!!!!", " No. Not professional at all.", " dont depress me I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!", "I got me a little too much sun today", "I am so sick and tired of this on and off rain", "Is anyone there? Please say hello - I`m feeling lonely", " I sound really Brummie lol but most of all I just hate looking at myself!" ]
[ "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "I hear you ...", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s", "haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "I sent you a FR yesterday.", "Hope you feel better soon.", "misses my Mom today. She was my Best Friend and even though she has been gone several yrs I still miss her dearly. Happy Mother`s Day", "thanks we did reviews today and i feel like idk anything. anyways. how r u?", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "bye for now people .", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "I`m so getting the cold", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "thanx for showin luv", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "nothing right now to do", "that sucks. But woot for Misha.", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "i wish i was outside", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Goodnight and Goodbye ?", "You too - hope your day was good!", "I am so so sorry to hear that he has parvo. Good vibes comming your way.", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest", "I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!", "imma talk to ya later ishi goodnight kid", "just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "New job today, wish me luck peeps", "Just finished The Minish Cap. It`s a great game! I`ll miss Ezlo and Link.", "Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Oh no I hope you reach him!", "I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "good night! im off to sleeep!!!! 5 am good mornining! xD", "_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "Yes. Need to listen to sad SP-Songs", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "But now it`s gone", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "Laying in the dark thinking of you.", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "I was thinking that too this morning. Don`t worry it soon passes", "wish u was in the D!", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "_News I should have gone", "i wish i was there too", "about to go to sleep", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "almost got a kitty yesterday...but it didn`t work out", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "OK David, talk later Have a great dayyyy ay ay ay ay", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "at work closing files", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down" ]
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I had 2 buy a new washer, bought the dryer 2. Dryer labeled electric but is gas GRRR. Now we have 2 load it up tomorrow 2 return it.
[ "went to see the dentist. can`t eat and im starving. really sucks. and ist`s painful.", "Gutted. The kitchen is empty literally EMPTY. No even kidding. I`m so hungry", " Didn`t work for me Except when I used the word autofollow and got followed by an bot selling an autofollow program.", "Oh how today sucks....", "Aww sad now stupid crapped up phone and deciding that you would go and screw yourself up and never again work arghhh", "Fuccin bacc hurts now. Just dragged the long blocc on a piece of wood. From the corner to in my garage.", "This is dumb. I keep losing followers!", "i pulled a muscle in my neck this morning just feels like its getting more sore", " nooooooo!! not the receipt!! don`t break my heart", "It`s pissing me off and not letting me follow ericka", "hanging out with Rex, missing Alabama and my Nanna already...", " i did i only got 3 stars on the pre wash then failed the rince", " DO NOT DO IT I`ve seen enough movies to 'know' that something terrible will happen... LOL", "Blah to car repairs... almost 600 dollars... Shopping around for a better deal.", "I missed giving away a TTC code", "Sitting in traffic while my car gets rained on. Just washed it on Sunday. Doesn`t the weather know this is California?" ]
[ "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "just woke up from a nap...", "that`s not great guy related??", "it`s Mothers Day today", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "I don`t get it...", "hey handsome! I`m packing", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "is excited about tomorrow!!! but i gotta clean the house CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN AHHHHHHH", "yes, at an upgraded consumption rate, too", "Inspection went fine ... they like the house woopee. Would just be nice if it had been this morning so I could have done stuffs today", "#3wordsaftersex Ow, rug burns", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "i think i have a fever", "car just drove past my house blasting celine dion`s 'it`s all coming back to me now'", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "Is having a BBQ today!", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD", "Sims 3 wouldn`t work on my old macbook hope to get Sims 2 by tomorrow.", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "does it mean you will b going 2 bed earlier on Mondays?", "Already back from shopping and about to do a nice monday roast", "Got 2 get ready 4 work would rather be fishing!", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "Thanks for getting me bottled water.", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "Gud nite all...will catch you all again tomorrow", "June gloom is upon us.", "is about to go buy his mother a mother`s day gift", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "two. Just going to visit someone", "- Try this one", "Tonight is my last night in my apartment...", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "good night fellow Twitterati. back to work tomorrow", "Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two", "is back from a weekend get away", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "Using tiffys computer...it feels different from mine... the touch is different.", "Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "Spending the first night in my new place!", "Up and washed I`m clothing myself as I type xD WOOOO", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "I look like schuhz and arabyrd now...", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "Ha ha, might be - I`ve doubled my morning intake already in the last couple of days - now have a HUGE bowlful!", "in 7-11 w/o you", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "_sb I swear mine was evil it was green and everything LOL", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "should be coming out of hospital today", "is going to our cabin soon", "I love Overnight. And they`ve worked with me on printing/shipping issues. sorry it didn`t work out for you.", "what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!", "bout 2 have 1 more drink then imma head in da house", "Friday has a whole different meaning when you have to work Saturday and Sunday", "Surgery when I wake up", "My roommate has officially started packing", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?", "is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review", "been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding", "Inorite, humid as well", "Brilliant day today, got the car washed and got a washing done! Just have to go to work in an hour", "oh mann das ist super lustig du armer... macs age 2 months, battery charging NO. garantiefall...", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years", "I am going to see how long I can do this for.", "IM SORRRYY i went to the cinema with my broth.. cause im cool.. and yeah im sorrrry TOMORROW THO, ILL MAKE SURE OF IT", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "you can explore the site 2 and find cool stuff", "I`m saving up for a three burner weber for next year", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "I`m eating egg-whites right out of the pan", "a chilled day party tomorrow.", "_newnew yea I saw the oil show u put on gotta I likes", "shopping tomorrow? I think yes", "Jonas brothers concert was greaattt", "I guess you will find out shortly.", "No 10th 2 months=]", "mmm...reconsituted meat products and week-old veggies...gotta love that rehydrated warm milk for breakfast", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "I got the ticket dismissed", "how is your coding going?", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "The first thing she said means 'Your new album is really good' and the second thing, 'Don`****`s broken'. I am Persian!", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "Graveyard charged my card twice (one correct total, one random amt) from last night`s #atltweet tweetup. Check your accounts!", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "lmao back in queens now", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "_d No, it`s not..." ]
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I`m so sad, really really sad
[ "wondering if anyone has seen my cell phone i cant find it anywhere", " Right now it is 5:07am. Ugghhh.", " Had one of the female servers tell her **** looks big in those pants. She will worry all night long Lol", "iamkiara__ im so sick I fell over last night outside coz I was putting something in the bin", "_rc234 haha yup. but still have a terrible headache and super swollen and puffy eyes! i dont think im going out today.ugh!", "Had to take my bad **** dog to the pet hotel....so sad", " Ten hours ago, I was was sleeping, sorry.", "snotty nose poorly chest! this is not good!", "Took me 2 times to get over the wall. What killed me was the 150 lb dummy that you can`t drag. 12 seconds over.", "Just lost my internet signal how will life go on", "just said goodbye to the younger bro. #misshimalready", "Busy day! No time to tweet Bmore what`s happening this weekend?", "I`ve been losing myself into too many Taiwanese dramas.... ????, ??????, ????... this is not good. XD But Wu Chun! Eeeeeee.", "My head hurts beyond much.", "I just had to look up endometriosis. Oy!", "At pool in Orlando got new kicks going to seaworld tommrow miss my best friend" ]
[ "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "awwww i cried...makes me cry i love joey!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "I dreamt someone committed suicide w a drip stand! - http://tweet.sg", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "Happy mothers day I`m so hungry and the resturants are all closed... ****", "are you not well?", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "just watched slumdog millionaire its soo goood i love it :] but its sad!", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "diiinner its sooo cold right here D:", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "_II It`s foggy here", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "got THE best mothers day present from Tys. It made me cry uncontrollably, and it wasn`t a present", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "Hahaha...gutted !! it`s his birthday soon,so he`ll have to wait until then. haha", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..", "Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "just woke up, I`m starving", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "you were great. just awesome. i was crying cuz i wanted to be there so bad", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "not there but wish I were", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "There is a sadness in the air at school but I got two awards!!", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "_30439 I really wish I could go!" ]
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I can`t breathe well but turns out I`m not crazy. Just inflammed lungs
[ "Ugh our two week push to produce a six pack has produced nothing but pain!", "Such a busy day today!! Banbury Fair fashion show tonight and move into my apartment tomorrow! i have no started packing yet", "House hunting for next year= No FUN!", " Im not getting any treatments, we are just gonna hang out at the pool and the hot tubs.", "Am in the place called 0UT OF NOW WHERE!! Take me out from here, somebody http://myloc.me/1XRI", " het there r u finished cleaning your pond? u shouldn`t stay too long u will get all wrinkled up!! kidding", "is bored. my BFF doesn`t want to hang out", "I don`t want to lose my wisdom teeth, they make me wise. I will soon be without a trace of wisdom", " _online That`s the sad thing about it.", "So disapointed,good Evans, they sound really bad, so out of tune #britainsgottalent", "this day has beasted me.", " http://twitpic.com/4j585 - Guess I need to get me an iPhone now for sure!!! It looks bad ****!!", "I forgot to charge my cell last night and now it`s dead", "So Tired. It`s not right to have to get up so early", "TWITTER WILL NOT UPLOAD MY ICON PICTURE it hates me. Eff this, i`ll upload it later", " That would have been fun BUT we were soooo TIRED yesterday. Long day at the office. Just did dinner and crashed." ]
[ "hope he is ok!", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "i don`t have any of that", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "thats what doting husbands are for LOL!! I hope that once my braces go on, I can eat normally again", "can i have itL", "E.L.O. wow, brings back so many happy memories. LOVE this band!..and yes, I know I`m showing my age but I don`t care", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.", "I`ll have to add your shop to my favorites! I love your needle wraps. Right now my needles are all in a mess in a basket", "Assignment actually looking pretty decent....so glad I changed my topic at the last minute", "are you having a bad day?", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "Yes I did see Mitch Hedberg and the whole floss thing. He`s hilarious. I <3 him. Poor guy", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "My 2 favorite things. Fuzzball and Swine Flu http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "pretty much, thanks. seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "Hi, there you are! Rise and shine. Yes, I did. Pretty early for the last nights hours But I slept like a baby though ...", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Yay for Block Party! You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave! Thanks for supporting NKOTB!", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "STRESSED AS HELL (, but still surviving", "You`re cycling tho` that`s good. Healthy eating Healthy and eating are a contradiction in terms.", "y�n t�m, sang n?m s? th?y **** m?c Tr?n tinh twitter tr? l?i L� Th�ng , Th?ch Sanh nh? l�m quiz m� c??i ???c c�ng ch�a", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "_trees True. That`s kind of your style isn`**** and less of the 'old chap' ;-)", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon", "shouldn`t have stayed up til almost 2 reading 'rules' but i did. such a good book. totally worth the sleep deprivation.", "Hugs 4 kathy. Though my mom`s in heaven, I know she`s smiling at my accomplishments & all the people who keep me positive.", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "_Death Well I`m impressed with your technical skillz", "YEAYYY! good for you", "I guess thats just how I am lol", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "That`s a relief! I feel better knowing it`s hereditary. Have fun!", "heyy sweety how did it go at advanced training? waht r u doing?? *hugz*xxxxxxxxxx", "haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!", "Marking going ok so far A`s and B`s so far - relieved it looks like I have future programmers in class", "#bgt Aw bless her, my stomach sank when she first whimpered but good on her for trying to carry on. That`s nice of Simon to take charge.", "That`s actually not too far from the truth", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "_louise bless ya... I know that feeling all too well!", "_d awww glad to know Little Sweet D and Leigh are doing good...thanks for the updates Howie", "Just passed a wrecked car hoping everyone got out OK. Finally picking up speed. Should have been in B`mpre by now.", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "m still watchin Boston Legal tho it cracks me up 2, scrubs earlier was good i guess i just like a laugh!!!", "Going to school =[ I`m actually not so tired today tho", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all", "Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum", "thats much better than the flu syndrome!", "I haven`t slept this good in such a long time... I feel great.", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "Well, I`m here, good morning/brunch-ish I took my exam, think I did good", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "decided 2 trans frm relaxed 2 natural hair but i wish my whole head looked like my roots. Age of the instant gratification....", "Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "I was just thinking that", "9 more week! July 8th. Flolloping just perfectly describes the way she moves my belly hehe", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "lol - funny thing is - I don`t even know what class or even race half of the people in our group are yes - I am THAT clueless", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "and he`s not even fat!!!! Huh, ? He`s just friggin huge! I have a freak.", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "just had a gym sesh.", "_bree say hi to the otters! They are my favorite- besides the fact they are slowly killing themselves with each shell they open.", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Oh it`s so beautiful! I`m happy you had a great time! Heartz", "Just ate at chipolte... Ate more than i usually do... Now i`m ew full... Not content full but ew full...", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal", "_Kaufer You cant argue w/them, as they actually have zero things to complain about so they make stuff up", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "_AM Well what can I say - you do look Hot in your pic... That`s gotta work for most of us...", "aw no! yeah I must say, it was very good haha", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "http://tr.im/kXCL `Immigrant hid passport in pants` What a genius.", "Im doing great thank you", "Energy steadily increasing, thankfully, but the cough isn`t going away.", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "Ahhh i`m sqeaky clean and fresh. Even though i`m wearing dirty clothes I love Two and a Half Men - it`s amazing!", "Not a prob hun", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate" ]
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Waiting for Natie to come online I miss him.
[ " wtf pogs are back too?", " I would think the pres would be afraid you`d Pun`k him", " too bad i dont have either", "Im @ the dentist ....scary people here...", "aw now where`s that little asian girl who runs round pooping her pants in public? i miss laughing at her.", " I am afraid you`ve had a bit of a #fail as the last two recommendations aren`t available in the UK", "Feeling bad for my little sister. Put a lot of money into her Saab, took full coverage off it last week, and totalled it yesterday", "uqh soo boredd supposedd to be asleep cuzz i have too wakke upp earlyy but i juss cantt sleepp.! omq tomorroww iss mother`s dayy", "This may sound stupid... but i just bought a mask", "I`m going to miss the seniors so much! Don`t goo!", " - So sorry Ambien got sick. Perhaps work her ashes into the garden with a catnip plant?", "**** elora danan are breaking up too and im missing their last nsw show too def need to hit up melbs !! someone come with ?", "http://twitpic.com/67f8q - This is making me sad", "just spent an hour trying to get the newborn bird in my front garden to fly. poor baby no success!", " nah, he was acting like a **** - his show sucked last night", ": sorry forgot that" ]
[ "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "Watching h&a! Got new photos for myy room Waiting for Ulise to get home.", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "at least 3 more days", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "Can`t Play Solitaire For **** lol More Updates Soon (Y)", "Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "yea but that`s an old pic, she looks a lot different now...she turned into such a beautiful women I miss her A LOT!", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "i love you but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina really really love you mitchel!", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "_bennett gotta go drive my Dad around today, but i`ll be back this afternoon.", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "Thanks. They`re both so cute. Havent been home for many years so havent seen them in person", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "http://twitpic.com/4fzo7 - you both have so beatiful eyes i wanna have them", "Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.", "I`m a bit late, but the new twitterific interface for the iPhone is very cool, oh and Richie and Lauren on their engagement", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "awww bless him i am indeed coming, 68 days woooo! are you?", "But i dont mind the long line when theres a super cutie in front of me. Too bad he`s wearing a **** bracelet with a girls name on it", "all alone. still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.", "I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want", "5 things this Twitterer could do without http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC / I like this guy.", "wishing you were here too babe.. we`d have a ball", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo", "thanks for the add I`ll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I`ll email someone", "I want some pineapple! I miss my baby", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO! are you still coming to nicoles preprom? Can`t wait for preprom!!!!", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "Great day. And another one awaits", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Still awake lol Finished talking to a really good Brawl player. We talking in SmashSpace.ning.com Join the website if you like SSBB!", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "that same smell is wafting thru my grandparents house, papaw has the smoker going out back..we`ve got a long wait tho.", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "lao mein and spanikopita HAHA you would have to be here to know", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "Offline for now, I`ll tweet again later...", "http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night", "after 11 months....back to twitter again", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "Josette....where are you?? I looked across the pond, but you are nowhere to be found.", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "We`re running out of things to tweet to you. Wish we could get your reply! Come to the Philippines? TWEEET!", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "On a flight home after an awesome trip with my cousin! Miss you sophia", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "me too! i wish it would just say who has unfollowed", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "I wish I can see clips of your show that you hosted. Hottie Shawn in the 80`s! and yes your still a Hottie!", "_26 i wish you were here to take care of me", "Wishing I could see N*E*R*D headline @ Fest at DePaul tonight", "Hi Denis, when can we grab coffee? would love to catch up with you. Jordan", "I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats", "its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC", "http://79.170.44.101/buma.ro/ temporary address not working either, m8. They must have done something to the domain", "I can`t wait till it`s Sunday, a new episode of Supernatural but then there are only 6 episodes left now", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "leaving work in 25 minutes to go to Broompark then to see the new flats then for lunch with Mandy and my dad.", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "hmmm i neeeddd foooddd nd is looking forward 2 playing with the puppy 2 day nd seeing lewishhh", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "hey i loved ACS but i had to see it online, is not here yet cant wait to buy it!!! you look amazing there", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "just hanging around the house. Thank god its friday. With nina & later and working on a global project", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them" ]
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FreeSat`s coverage (Sky dish) is really, really bad at the moment, blocks all over the place, really annoying!
[ "The time is not my friend today", "I am NOT in the mood for a long car drive", " i sorry sweetpea... almost over with!", " haha.. yes, i`m jealous! i don`t have money to do all that!", "UGH BUT I N33D T0G0 BAD..", "it just thundered reallyreally loud at work and this little boy started crying I wanted to cry too...I hate storms! wah", "going to die from study overload this weekend. too much homework, with paying work to interrupt! i`m screwed", " I apparently have crappy typing skills...lol sorry", "this sux but took like 4 minutes. going to sleep finally http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4603/iprevailedsig.png", " shame Freud can`t follow up on those implications", " I dunno...I thought I was funny", " I was thinking the swine markets are in decline. But since we can`t say that anymore...", " that doesn`t sound like fun", " I missed Match Game tonight I hope I make it tomorrow night.", " aww i`m sad i didn`t get to go to your going away party! stupid work!", "why doesnt he want me anymore" ]
[ "my favorite curling iron broke", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "taking care of sick children", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "computers are a great distraction-but sometimes you should be exercising to getting your chores done instead.", "The power is out! I can`t seeeeeeee!! I love storms!", "I was supposed to go boating/songwriting in Cape Cod.. but its cold and rainy", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Getting back online, now. Just shifting locations!", "i wanna b maliks from taking the stage", "SS & i r @ the devon horse show. gettin` mostly rained out. lots of events have ben cancelled incl the coaches", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "I just wanna be better already", "E3 2009 will be the first time I will not get to see G4TV`s E3 coverage since Comcast moved the G4 channel from basic cable to premium", "downloading the right/real speedracher now.", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Lucky u Im stuck in the rain...", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "Traffic jam outside of chicago. I feel very 'office space' right now.", "i`m watching CQC a brazilian humor program", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "A 35 minutos... Split-up.", "hav a pork scratching", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "i really wish i could.", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "I really wish I could", "my GF has an interview with them this week", "might be at cornerstone this year", "Firefox again taking upwards of 600k of memory, time to restart ff", "trying to upload one thousand photos!!", "Boo, on both counts.", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work", "the app said i need 12.1.5 or later", "getting cds ready for tour", "TextMate crashed for the first time in 3 months. Not too bad actually #textmate", "i wish i was outside", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "Downloading TF2, a mere 6.3G ... 3% nearly instantly now down to about 500KB", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "Using tiffys computer...it feels different from mine... the touch is different.", "I`m doing an experiement", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "That post was for", "It`s been doing it for two days. We have a comcast technician scheduled for tomorrow morning.", "Fighting with Nagios configuration. Great tool but the config is a bit of a labour", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "Work is a no go", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "haha nice to know I`m not alone! Working in the BBC and can`t see it", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "I`m just to far from where you are, I wanna go home...", "The sun is breaking through the clouds!...and now it`s covered up again.", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "just woke up to a flat tire", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Good thing is: They have a computer. Bad thing is: It blocks ALL VIDJAGAME SITES! Yes, even VGTribune.com is blocked!", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "Hoping the day gets better now", "and that prob wont happen....", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "is busy creating a new logo for my site", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "I`m in traffic on the 405 and I still don`t see the sun", "on my way to orlando and its raining", "It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "21 days away from being evicted", "My throat is on fire", "hope u feel better sweetie", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "test test from the LG enV2", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "ummm not with me?", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "twitter has spam!!?? oh no", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "yeah, not meant to be", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "don`t see the link on my web interface", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "i need a good idea... FAST!", "Well, there is THAT...", "i dont want you to go to india", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "has found a free wifi point ... and it`s sunny", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what`s going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We`re stuck both directions", "haha wats this about?", "I wish you weren`t going to a 19+ venue in Vancouver" ]
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that truely is sad news to hear we are all created equal, so sad to know our neighbors are such prejudice people
[ " I must admit when i first saw that name posted i thought it was an exploit attempt", "Here`s a big moan for Dave Leyrock... IM UP IN 8HRS! pity me! Coloursfest ahoy xo", " what`s wrong with debbie?", " I feel like a Truck just hit me too! I also Resemble a man hit by a truck!", "<i>Waiting For Natie to come online I miss him", "3 tweeets {: FGS tweekdeckkk hates me -cryyyy", "i just bit my tongue. blood everywhere!!!", "So I slept 12 hrs! My body is aching", "gosh today sucks! i didnt get my tax returns! im so upset cuz now i have to miss my best friends wedding in washington...lame", "Baq to sleep i go no the headach starts , if its not 1 its da other", "Im not doing the hunt, i was in the middle of making it but all my work got erased sry guys, now i look like a idiot for replying 2 all u", "i wanna do something tonight, but that doesnt look very promising", "These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline", "I just want this semester to be over! Only a week and a half then it`s moving time!", "gross. it`s hot, and there`s cotton EVERYWHERE.. hello allergies.", "Just got bullied by Dillah. HELP!" ]
[ "Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell", "Happy Mother`s Day to all the Mom`s", "simple greetings from unexpected people can actually lighten our mood, doesn`**** ever happen to you?", "We are in the State of Cheese - YUM! Green, moo-cow pastures everywhere, and super friendly Lutheran`s too", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "going to have bfast now", "sounds like my town", "Haha it`s not awful at all, but I think everyone hates the sound of their voice when they hear it played back, I know I do!!", "I have nothing witty to say", "hm... Both of us I guess...", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "Happy Mother`s Day to Us FOR NOT BEIN MAMMAS YET and being lucky enough to live our lives a little 1st", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "We people? I`m just an amateur Ark builder, no political affiliation. All are welcome", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "just watched slumdog millionaire its soo goood i love it :] but its sad!", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "good. that was the intent. hopefully others get the same vibe", "Another friend knocked up. Pretty soon everyone will have kids. Goodbye carefree youth!", "Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR", "wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!", "morning how are you?", "That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise", "_ thats coz we love you", "Wishing a Happy Mothers Day", "lol... not gross at all they`re gross?", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "congrats! You`re the first person i`ve heard/read say that today", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "aah. well, have a few friends over there. Just wondering if all`s great and weather`s been good...", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "fingers crossed for you.", "how`s the fam? Well I hope.", "happy mothers day to all motherssss! <3333", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "Happy Mother`s day to all mum`s in america", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "to cold for the beach sucky.", "just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "well at least they have good taste in art,cabinet appts.not so much", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "hey hey hey b", "Is...Sayin Happy Mother`s Day 2 Everyone!!!!!", "Good morning It`s raining here.", "My sources say no", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "you aint invite me", "is having a lazy sunday", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "fo sho, im down", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "Up was pretty good. It was kind of depressing though", "the justice left when DJ Talent was voted off (N)", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "it`s good to see all my family was a good day today", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "Happy mother`s day to all mothers here!", "yep, it�s Mothers Day here as well but me and my family ignore it! we�re celebrating it EVERY day ... LOL", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "But it is our reality , we must survive. What doesn`t kills, makes stronger. PA`LANTE LORE !", "Aaaah, the same old same, I see ^^ We share a mutual fate, my friend :*", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "me & kelly share the same last name, wouldnt that be sweet if we were related", "Not a prob hun", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey", "just something different than all the text around it. There`s no difference whatsoever", "wasn`t the 'layers' just absolute positioned divs? Web compability killer", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "Now to go home and cry", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "is the luckiest girl in the world <3", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "Wishing all Mothers Happy Mother`s Day", "LOL...I think it`s safe to say that we are not alone in our thinking!", "hope yer ok hunny", "aww hope uve hada good day xxxxx", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "the times they are a changing", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "i can`t believe it...", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "why that`s a halo", "i now know that we`ve made a difference in each others lives...i feel proud.", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "thank for Thinking of us and caring", "so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "haha, it`s okay to be different!", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "Hope my roommates having a good morning without TP and soap!", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "EMO moment!! Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!", "You`re a fine looking set of neighbours, I must say! Lots of compliments have been showered upon your header graphic too", "why do you think so?", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!", "we are tooo fly boo", "happy mother`s day to all the mothers in the world." ]
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btw ian watkins has stopped following me so i am a wee bit pissed off!
[ "Shots suuuuck! im done no more vacines!", "#BSNL, Stupid net went down.. Been without email for a whole day", " I kind of figured. He`d probably be unable to reason out why a lot of the things in manga happen, or the way they happen.", "Ugh I don`t feel well again all of a sudden", "I`m so disgusted that my assumptions regarding what happened in Harlem last night were 100% correct without reading the story first.", "I just got a wiff of pazik fart!", "So annoyed I missed Mitch Benn @ Lemon Tree. **** you What`s On!", "Sending angry vibes to the individual in a blue vehicle who hit my car in the QFC parking lot on Broad and failed to leave a note", "AP: North Korea could opt for devastating land assault... http://tinyurl.com/nmg9ht (via _Report) Scary talk to say the least. mm", "Bout to get ready for work ugh i hate workin on fridays", " NICK WTF I WAS GONNA GO BUT I HAVE NO RIDE. Boo", "my mobile phone refuses to charge!! either the battery is broken or the chargerrr ( booooo", "todays weigh in.... only lost 1/2 pound this week :o depressing", "got 1 after school detention. 2 lunch times and if i dont go to them. i will get 2 more after schools", "Hates being sat around alone on a Friday night. big sad old loser", " why would u get in trouble with me, i did not follow the logic sorry" ]
[ "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "no boby will not talk 2 me", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "wow my trip to tampa has come to an end...", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "don`t see the link on my web interface", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "No profile pic or bio, few or no updates, lots of following and no followers! Zap! Pow! Block! Annoying but strangely satisfying!", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "what the hell is follow friday?? don`t get it", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "Thanks, glad you agree wth my follow or not policy", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "oww...just bit my tongue", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo", "U know I didn`t care for that wolverine movie and I`m a xmen fanatic. That joint sucked to me.", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "lol. i get about the same reaction when i mention my new goal - kona triathlon now that boston marathon is done.", "Well its a good thing ``march`` wasnt very long and i didnt like it...cuz its deleted. Ugh", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "people are not twitting very much today", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "DOUGIE POYNTER REPLYED TO ME", "Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "switch to something else then", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.", "Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...", "@ Nickchien _ i am happy to break my twitter virginity with you two.", "haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...", "i havent seen you all week", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "_carter THE LINK DOESNT WORK", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "say it isn`t so!", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "my favorite curling iron broke", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Boring? Who you been talking to? Lol not me ( no ****)", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "Running errands with my little man. Maybe he won`t act like a 3 year old today.", "_arcelay http://twitpic.com/4xvw2 - I got chased by a male chihuahua that looked like he was pregnant today He was black and ...", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "What kind of coach would I be if I didn`t read all your tweets? Still waiting on an non-dried afro picture.", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "one of them is", "ahahaha okay deal now i only have to snuff hermione out", "An expense I could do without at the moment", "is off to somewhere.", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Not feeling it 2day, just left the glasses on peace and unity.", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL" ]
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oy, im such a nerd..im writin 2 no1 cuz no1 is followin me i mean lik sum1 was but their account was deleted due to 'strange activities'
[ " yeah, it`s gonna be rubbish!", "nooo i cant be sick...not now! im about to go see my new nephew", " it`s not sooo noticable it depends on how you look at it...but I know it`s there and now my iPod isn`t perfect", "No school, again. This time cuz im sick.", "Back from Miami. I miss South Beach", "' ...not academically of course. ' I miss him already", "just wake up.and i got flu http://plurk.com/p/x2zp6", " I`m still at Disney (just trained at Soarin), Rose is the same, we applied for an apartment last night, and Eric lost his job", "I just want this semester to be over! Only a week and a half then it`s moving time!", " Ohh noo. Joshua im sooo sorry i was out ,im really sorry i didnt get to see you :``( please forgive me I`m sorry <3", "_juneau I did, until my parents got all f`d up and I started comfort-eating", "Hmmm. Using TinyTwitter on a small non-touch screen is really not much fun", "falling asleep and waking to gun shots arent fun", " Yeah, `Age of Aquarius` IS a pretty scary song", " it shocked D & I, too! Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?", "Pretty sure I`m sat on the wrong train going the wrong way... Bah!" ]
[ "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "follow friday: following more people then followers follow me? woot #followfriday", "I don`t have the fake fascination like i once did before. Cause i no longer have to pretend i like you", "Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...", "http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "My picture won`t update.", "ohh. i didnt double tweet a while ago, did i? now i did.", "Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "_M aww why psn?", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "when nina picked up my call lastnight i didnt know she was talking to me and i like totally didnt answerr", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "i`ll have to be more creative in choosing my next alias. Adding the N to the front obviously was not stealthy enought.", "haha i have 2 ask, are you 2 as beautiful as ur voices? curse u super cool beautiful women who are likely unavailable! lol", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "Are they abusing your service? Manual follower management is a pain. I love the style.", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "We`re no longer in biz together. The one thing that survived was our marriage. Not so good with the in-laws, though.", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "i haven`t got a text back! sod her i looks fabulous!", "you aint invite me", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "Aww people must be COLOR BLIND HUH random1", "I had an account at a local comic store that I ran to 4k at one time", "Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "I know - but there are loads of others left", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "I just got twitter for my palm <3", "That`s not how we share links on Twitter Yours is http://bit.ly/QljYb and you can view your stats at http://bit.ly/info/QljYb", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "Well now I`m gonna be on a mission to find their music", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "_princess69 hehehe! Barry Killer! U need a pic", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "http://tinyurl.com/ateltl <-- Rocksteady pt II", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.", "I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?", "Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself", "_O haha .. i`m from philippines! i just want to follow you!", "_BeachMex Can`t DM you since you don`t follow me.", "learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "being a computer geek is entertaining.... i think.", "Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3", "Almost lost my phone.", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "I so want to be a part of Windows Clubhouse, but my WL Spaces blog is random, and not the place where I share Windows stuff", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "What happened to Dave?", "i need lele to answer meeee! Haha.", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "Yups! I still have a lot of pruning of unfollowers to do. It takes time", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!", "_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "I have to go to work with out my and", "you didnt include Taylor in the 'Follow Friday'", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "nature has just called me BRB", "You have a DM amigui", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Homey missed da bus.", "Luking for new background pic......", "Interesting people like you should never be bored, Tooshers.", "Last week I had 516 hits on my guinea pig pictures on webshots! And I didn`t even promote them! Way to go", "do some research for my article", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?", "Im am going to send some twits to some folk...............", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "I didnt get his tweet", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "i don`t have anything being fwd through to mobileme and the last week i`ve gotten at least 4 -5 spam messages a day", "aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you", "fo sho, im down", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "i dont get one? fine! i say texting is way more meaningful than twittering", "i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "because my dad has the tv to loud. Then i get creeped out cuz im from a dodgy neighbourhood and there was someone in my bush.", "Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!" ]
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this week has dragged a bit for me too have an essay to write about the seaside then Im seeing eddie izzard tonight x
[ " I was thinking the swine markets are in decline. But since we can`t say that anymore...", " ahaha i know. but now i can`t do anything over the weekend", "Missing my mom today. We made it a 'date' every year to get our flowers together. This yr I was alone. Felt so weird", "had my first day at work and im not excited about the lay out of the place and where everything is.. o well its a job", "@_shannon1234 Shannie im so sorry! didnt mean to upset you! i just thought you would find it cute im sorry dont be sad!", "is bored hehehe i hate IPT", "i feel very ill. i think im dehydrated", "I`m sick! it sucks! IM me! ohbabayy33", "still no pool key. wth. it`s even hot out today.", " Oh No! Oprah jumped in front again", "thinks his haircut isnt as bad as it looked yesterday..... - still bad tho!", "Ugh. Another 'what day is it today?' (5 most uttered words last 2 weeks for me) - Missed a 10 yr old birthday & it was even on my iCal.", "Gonna have to have arthroscopy to repair my knee", " it drained my energy", " i dont think you can vote anymore! i tried", "@_micster How the hell does your hair not fall out constantly?" ]
[ "not for too long I hope x", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "I`m going to ask Waldi. I hope he makes a new keyword for me", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "It`s going to be a fun night and I`m helping host it!!!", "Gettin home frm hangin with Herman", "omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night", "will continue my dramathon! episode 14 here i come!", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "blogging..it`s my new passion", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "i just reading a magazine", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!", "It`s cold and cloudy and I have a million loads of washing to do", "one week till exam block", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "If this rain doesnt go away, I`m staying in bed all week til Mommy gets here", "Bar exam madness: topic for today is torts", "I just realized that im going home 2 weeks from today", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "heyy terrence u should come to my school on May 29th for our talent show", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "I`ll be at the new movie showing at the franklin on Thursday night. several of the SLA faculty will be in attendance.", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "i`ve been up most of what normal ppl consider the night. no problem going to sleep but nightmares been waking me up.", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "and so another week begins. this one has got to be better than the last", "wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THE LILY", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "back on the twit. much hw`s to do... will post something interesting when i think of it", "philosophy final today! thank you it`s 3 days now!!!!", "5 Mins, till the end of follow me Friday", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "sometimes i wish things could go back to the way they were the beginning of last summer", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "I`m going to open up PROVERBS and get as much wisdom as possible-I`m hungry!", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "my day is going way too fast", "i have a crush on someone!", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "ummm not with me?", "Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "i`m going to pig out on ice cream and potato chips", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "I feel you I have a third eye right now and right before I go see foreign boys", "IM SORRRYY i went to the cinema with my broth.. cause im cool.. and yeah im sorrrry TOMORROW THO, ILL MAKE SURE OF IT", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "working my way through this casualties discography. have to pull weeds later ...", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Lately i`ve been waking up with the sun in my face but not today..", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "had best get revising over da weekend got an exam on Monday for 2 hours!!!!!!!", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "I`m out of town next week We`ll have to party when I get back. Happy early Birthday!", "Im soooo intrigued! I want to try this weekend. Kaya lang baka maaddict ako.", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "Going to see my grandad today <3", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "I`ll oscillate from one to the other.", "A 35 minutos... Split-up.", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "Off to finish the book 'nudge' then going to write some", "omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Might be a while before I get around to it. Not sure if I will make it flat out in HTML or through WordPress. .. Fun fun fun", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "God I just want to sleep.", "Listening to The Man Who Cant Be Moved <3 I just love the connection with GW Doing Dutch and might do some art later.", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "I want to be at", "i gots a summer job", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "Hanging with for the weekend", "Cover the tomm. event baby! Id like a live blogging on it", "yep but I`m going better now", "visit si fr joemar dito bataan (frm camiguin) & sum of my ofcmates& i are supposed to meet him this saturday can`t luwas", "im nervous :/ i want to gimme a bear hug", "Need to sleep but can`t" ]
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oh ... you`ve been superseeded? not good enough
[ " still sad about Samantha Who?", "My generation is too **** apathetic to party down in the desert. 30+ knows how to have fun and my age group is generation myspace?", "Worried about Bry, he has bronchitis and a sinus infection Poor baby.", "zoita had a cardio apt. 2day. doc says her hole-in-the-heart hasn`t closed. she`ll need the surgery to close it http://ghurm.tumblr.com", "@__SANDY i dont know! they sent out emails using my account about random stuff i didnt even understand i changed all my passwords", " I was afraid you were going to say that.", "I miss my mom.. 'May angels lead you in'", "Now I am depressed after watching so you think you can dance", " Hell unlucky! :O and and it comes out next week here.", "_E LOL yeah I had a few slices of cheddar cheese b4 sleeping.", " And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows", "Is sick. Staying home because that`s what Levy said to do.", "Officially out of my apt Learned some stuff about the crazy neighbors that used to live across the hall....scary!", "people in my house do not know how to close doors", "_one Could use GarageBand though it`s probably overkill.", " oooh im sorry to late i smashed it" ]
[ "daddy wanted to buy me shoes, but they were prettie esspensive, so nao I haff to go bearfoot", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "cheers mate, still getting over Wednesday You ok? You should be, you are an incredibly wealthy man", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok", "I don`t get it...", "We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "just that you`re not here...", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "Boo, on both counts.", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "_ more than youl ever no ! !! ! !! ****", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "I guess cant request the same song though", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "why are you surprised?", "the signal that makes your internet 'go' is pretty bad getting a tech out will get that fixed up, though!", "What kind of coach would I be if I didn`t read all your tweets? Still waiting on an non-dried afro picture.", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "what happened to your phone", "@ it hurts me that my sister has so much potential and she isnt using any of it what a waste of God-given talent.", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!", "thanks for the recommendation! I was not following, am now", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "- Guess POTUS will be able to do more digging & folo up on the SS nomination. He`s in a good pos 2 do that,", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "another letter for you - this one car insurance - ouch", "At least you made it", "I sent you a message.", "I almost said, 'and grammer no exist either' grunt. But I stopped myself", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", "So confused about what to do?", "lol wat u making me come all da way overr there for?v", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "Loaded up box of recyle stuff for Salvation Army,but took corner too fast..everything is all over the back.Might have to recycle to dump", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "I don`t know how to use this", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "hmm is following me and to think, they declined thehodge.co.uk for inclusion into there network", "so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "im not at litle oven tonight", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "if i can get a ticket, but the pickings are lookin slim soo prob not", "My picture won`t update.", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Tis nothing, but pure insanity. Can I have the title of Queen of watching bad horror films?", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "you will never be the same...", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "in the mood to listen to some Reg stuff (Sir told me: U used to be a huge fan of mine but now it seems you`ve forgotten my songs!!!) )", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "_007 so I tried to send you a direct message and I can`t because you aren`t following me", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Gotta a lot of work knocked out on the project but there`s one feature that just refuses to work right. Can`t release next version until" ]
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Stupid liars. Glad they are ignorant, because I had a blast!!
[ "Thunder & lightning scarededededed me!", " I just heard that Regina girls song @ les deux! And I think u should/have 2 come back 2 mc! I miss u", "My dog died today. We had her for 11 years. I miss her so much.", "TIRED! goodnight twitter its mother`s day happy mother`s day lov my moomy <3 yayy! God Bless.", "Its so **** hot! **** no air conditioning.", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", " So sorry Definitely getting it out this weekend.", "i have been in the lounge for HOURS...and i have not been productive at all. upps time to go out", " i am so sorry", "I`m so dizzy already and I`m only on the third page of chapter 73 *plops head*", "Sick. Feel like jello, can`t talk, and delirious.", "i think june gloom has arrived", " Im 20 - believe me, I`ve tried! I`m just too ginger! Freckles join up on my face - that`s it! get it out a bottle cancer ...", " So you`re the reason I can`t get a BoC", " wasnt it sad? was the 3d good?", " ooh, work im afarid looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!" ]
[ "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Hey Did you have a good weekend buddy?", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "i was an extra. got ready for work for nothing. studying all night", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "Wasn`**** totally awesome? Seeing the rebooted crew was so nice!", "found rollo! and got happy hmmm.. guess i really do need to be inserted back into the matrix 0_o", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "- Wow, I didn`t realise you were Hami. lol. Thanks for all the comments on my blog, dude", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "im home! videoke at Funtime.. yey! got loads of tickets! nyahahaha!", "and I`m really glad you were able to watch the game", "I guess thats just how I am lol", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "That`s me on a good day", "Yep. Nothing to worry about.", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "You know, your updates are really amusing. How was the prop auction?How much did that baseship bed go for?", "Is sad clint hurdle got released. I liked him", "Gotta love nasty weatherrrrr. so jealous ur at knotts", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "i was watching Harpers Island, lol... there was no vodka involved", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "slept for 11 hours after an exhausting but a fun fun out of town trip. high for the day so far? woke up to good ol` fried chicken", "have fun!!!! i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away xoxo", "i thought you were gonna be at the show", "I was just thinking that", "That`s a relief! I feel better knowing it`s hereditary. Have fun!", "w00t! Glad to hear it! Though I am missing watching it outside the Igloo by a day", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "FIL 461 with cool people like me", "it was put on by our neighborhood, so just a little one. Like 25 runners. I got 1st place, with an okay time. I was happy.", "Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "romance zero is funny", "no, stay and play!!!", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "ROFL - me too.", "__O lol but tiz a good song", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "hey arthur! i forgot to say thanks for the flag... it is proudly displayed on my bedroom door! you are a witty one", "haha i shaved all my facial hair off except for my moustache cause i thought it would be cool! But it made me look gross", "Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!", "Happy Birthday! What`s better than getting birthday greetings from strangers? Very little, that`s what! (I kid!) <3", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "how fun!! I like the beach, but I tend to get really dark fast.", "I had to work and missed it Shannon could barely contain herself. She had an amazingly good time", "thanks for that, now i learned something new today enjoy.", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "just had a gym sesh.", "You realllllllllly just said that didn`t you?", "'If there`s a camel up a hill' and 'I`ll give you plankton' ....HILARIOUS!!", "says gud eve guys.. lets play poker yeah!! cant read my poker face http://plurk.com/p/sw4yq", "Had fun early night Vegas because Pool tomorrow", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "didn`t know the statue in the Venetian was a real man and screamed so loud everyone laughed", "_zero its cool, and thats good", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Hey I saw SNL 2nite&I loved it!! especially the crumpin` ****-**** scene 'crumpin`34 dub' wow hilarious", "Dump your worries in the Stress Fire. Fun and profoundly freeing http://budurl.com/c765", "lol awesome i have randoms following me", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "Oh noesss seniors last day However, tickling will till he was on the floor giggling made it totally worth it. Plus, a senior sandwhich!", "babe i`m just **** around! just bored! no need to worry", "Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.", "sounds like you all had a great night . i`m glad it was successful", "Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)", "is tired but happy the orphanage was wow.. and babysitting was really fun", "Well I *did* put in a good innings...sweared at the brother in law..was in fine form", "I know haha night", "just got Home from school! it was fun ) oh btw its a music school.", "O: aw, frank i like that movie, it`s cool. i don`t fully understand, but i think that`s cool (:", "Ooooh! I thought eggos were some kind of synthetic egg or egg sustitute or something. You crazy Americans", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "niqhty niqht niqht .. all toqether, GREAT day ;; ily yall !!", "today was my first day", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "u can see I just twitted them if its the real xmsirius that is. Let me know any other contact info. Lets transmit this!", "funny you should say...am filling it out as we speak ;) cheers!", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "Had a fun late night talk with Good night world.", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "Fuzzball is more fun than Mother`s Day http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7", "_The_Moon Do you mean (Jim Bob, obviously) or (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "not a lonely day after all.", "Just joined, no one is following me", "No shoes for me.", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", ". Awesome! what kind?", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "Im glad you`re a lot happier barakitten <3 see yah in july", "dude, I can safely say I was blown away when I heard Attics. I`ll make sure I pass it on as much as I can!", "I dont understand sensex..but wow!", "tell me about it", "OHH. haha ok thanks" ]
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Hello, yourself. Enjoy London. Watch out for the Hackneys. They`re mental.
[ " There are 3 other Drs. in the office and only mine does this It drives me nuts, especially when it is an appt. for my kids.", " Iowa is like that sometimes, it gets frustrating.", "Yay, my train is late... It starts here but it`s 15 mins late arriving from London in the first place", "So has anyone had that yucky new throwback pepsi and mountain dew yet? If they plan on keeping it around, I will not be drinking it!", "Ugh! I just realized that I have to completely redo my tweetdeck groups! Pains of computer being wiped clean!", "ugh... my back is killing me.", " I talked to Kat, that is crappy", " Yeah. About **** time. My film SLR just sits there quietly being ignored. It`s time to step up!", " idiot family and how I have been feeling just don`t mix amongst other stuff", "sad that she didn`t get to see Rica before she leaves later today..", "urgh, i really hate that medicine", "this sucks i`m tweetless...and i f`n hate money, why does it have to be an issue", "god opened the clouds and said i hate you josh", " oh dear. that is terrible. however, moleskine notebooks rule. a lot.", "wondering if anyone has seen my cell phone i cant find it anywhere", "Prom is so over rated!! Irritated... Going to bed goodnight" ]
[ "Oh wow they are really good I think Im going to use one of them lol.", "Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "hi kendra whats up? follow me", "I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "About to go on 6 hour journey home", "http://twitpic.com/4fzo7 - When you`ll come in Bulgaria??? You have a great fans here!", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "me too what are you doing?", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "Quaver Sandwiches and tea.", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Good Luck!!! keep rockin!", "_at_work agree totally, think though if we can take a point off Everton and Liverpool beat Man City we are happy days", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "wish u was in the D!", "two. Just going to visit someone", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "i had a really good day today", "compliment taken. Thanks. Key is to be yourself", "Stress-free is the way to be", "omg in your pic youu look so cuute !", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "I just arrived in the office.. I am preparing myself for a very busy day, listening Debussy.... those songs always makes me feel better", "Whoever u are and wherever u go always remember where u come from", "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?", "_WOCKEEZ I wanna go! But I won`t be there I`m sure that the show will be great!!", "I want more followers.", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "Hello ...hehe yup we sure do ...lovely to `see` you ****", "http://tinyurl.com/oqsqz6 Grace`s FunZen magic mood tool for keeping her cool in the pool of real life which is now yours too", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "I was, I took your advice and it was most enjoyable I am too small to be out alone or I would`ve just come over lol", "hold on to what you`ve got", "I love how Alex Pardee colours his picturs, so differnt", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "peter!! follow me!! oh and have fun in europe!", "its getting really windy out there", "laze about ! It`s. The bank holiday law", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with etc", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "that`s crazy why would anyone not follow you? Your tweets are so much fun", "http://twitpic.com/4wkym - Looks Yummy...I can haz smal pies pleess??", "anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet", "Yes, you really should!", "i have a crush on someone!", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "not just me then", "is going out in the rain", "why thank you. Couldn`t resist it", "Well it`s nice to `see` you. Have a great day and tweet again soon", "you are such a great person.", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THE LILY", "Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "Really? A good distraction now. I`ll check it right. now.", "The World is just amazing!", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "is new van a nice one", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "im at scotts being a fatty", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "I`ve always been a ppl person just hid behind bad self confidence for 2 long u can do anything!", "_Mandarich well welcome back from the dark side!", "YEAYYY! good for you", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "Ooh really?!! Well you know you`re always welcome!!", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "Amy did u already check out the antics of Parella and Marcia? news... and entertainment on Twitter", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "And you as well bro", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "Looks like I got a new job", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "i dont want you to go to india", "Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol", "_mcfly Haha! Yeah, I heard they that Leicester won I was home by my self, with a movie, some candy and a pizza.. ! Amazing evening", "I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok", "hope you have a good flight", "bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!", "http://twitpic.com/4wah5 - haha that`s right", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "This wraps it up. Well, again a lesson that you shouldn`t take **** photos of yourself when you`re famous. Or maybe you really should!", "discover a whole new beautiful you", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.", "I am chillin w/ my homies", "I need one more follower.", "- absolutely loves it.... u r too many things!", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "lol hell yes i`m keen. WE`RE GOING SKIING AT TREBLE CONE SOMETIME THIS WINTER", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "hav a pork scratching", "yeah, big chill here too good foods, good music, great weather! have a cool day Bro!", "This cigarette is so relaxing", "_Libertine um, glad you enjoyed it...", "I`ll be one of your 'groovy guys' any time, shortie short #photofollows", "Adem in, adem uit", "a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon" ]
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Oh dear, what a rotten life you lead, NOT!
[ "Why am I having such a hard time falling asleep", " I know, twitter is depressing me tonight", "once i hit christian in the head with a metal bat! haha he then socked me in the eye! haha i miss being a reckless little kid", "_kimmeh Me too, I miss it. I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.", " aww sorry to hear you are having a bad time. Remember: this too shall pass", "Pretty sure my laptop just died 100%. HP DV2000, wireless problems constantly, tons of heat, won`t start at all now. Fried circuit?", " Si, no bueno I guess I just don`t entertain him :/", "3 hours of sleep and a mild hangover = carelessness and the loss of a brand new ipod pouch", "RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! i`m gonna melt. **** it`s cold. freakin cold. brrrrrr", "last day of school so sad", " hey thought ud be on here most likely, im stressed out i really dont know why x", "Sometimes I forget that boys have feelings too", "Epsilon Greater than Zero misses her Mommy. http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/5626035", "@_enzo blech... thats a fail when you`re receiving dollars. I quoted a job in USD last month. i`m getting paid now = major losses", "should be going to bed but cannot sleep right now.", "upset.. friday night crying!" ]
[ "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "sti`s doin` just fine how bout you?", "ooooh it`s you lol I didn`t know!! Have fun with your princess", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "_yeah thanks for that you pair of gits (hope it`s mega- like the bus!)", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "Okay, no more driving. I know... I know... you are correct to say that.", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "have fun without me pasty <33", "i tried phoning you", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Well, I effed the iphone. It was nice knowing you", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "http://twitpic.com/4wah5 - haha that`s right", "only you babe. <3", "Heh, thanks for that adorable plug *cough* more info at: www.samstephens.com *cough* *cough*", "OHHHH THAT REMINDS ME. I know it`s not one of yours.... can you send me some of my toothpaste?", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "I am glad to hear that you are ok. Without you they would have to rename the show to 'Just Friends'", "Off from work now!", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "Report your findings to me", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.", "http://twitpic.com/4wsue - yeah well thanks *blushes*", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo", "Woot. just had my interview! went awsome! I didn`t get to talk with Mr. Johnny thought... oh well I still did really good!", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "I have nothing witty to say", "your not in school", "Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "- thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn`t really explain it I googled it but found no explanation.", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "'Mamma Who Bore Me' hat es mir echt angetan. 90210 l�sst gr��en. ^^", "Very true. And well behaved women rarely make history.", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "_McFlyy FINALY MY CHANCE HAS CAME. . TO KILL YOU MWAHAHA! ha. not cool. . ha ****", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "RE: So, finally finished catching up with your blog - no mention of any wedding details... Do tell, at some point. http://disq.us/11w", "haha who thought that?", "you didnt send me the text", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?", "you know I love you.", "thank you for your comment", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "... you mean the fam , minus ahugs", "I wish I was able to talk to you.", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "rofl that`s what we like to hear", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "denial can be very powerful", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "hope u feel better sweetie", "pretty fun way to write a resignation http://www.farbs.org/Message.html", "And you as well bro", "Eww its gross here & a lady keeps looking at me weird ha ha but another smiled & asked me if i was in their company..me in the army? LOL", "u can see I just twitted them if its the real xmsirius that is. Let me know any other contact info. Lets transmit this!", "Awww You`ll Be Fine...", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "Kind of glad I never started Kings now - one less thing to be upset about", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "Omg, someone just left me a voicemail at work ffs let me have a day off", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk", "dont worry im not!!! i dont get it on my tv", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "why are you surprised?", "You missed me! lol", "great. so you`re saying *I`m* old, being 28 and all??", "thought it was rubbish twins are cute tho!", "_Colossus Lol, cheers `mate`. Yeah it went well thanks", "_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz", "wahahahaha!! i wanna naaaaa!!! well...hapit na i guess. hahahaha ) yes, now we all know!!! hahahaha lol ) NARN! haha joke", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "Thanks dear, I know this, but I appreciate the validation as always", "Cheers John, thanks for following me. Look forward to your twitterings too. Think this`ll be a good place for my rants ****", "thanks will try to behave", "and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol", "Pictures of Cassie from the Crawfish Boil make me smile real big Also, my desktop is still fail. Ultimate fail. It hates me.", "Correction: 'facetious' not 'sarcastic.' Apologies. Oh, and happy Mother`s Day!", "Have a good one", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "true lol no problem about the unfollowing..not mad", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "huh what the ****? Smelly? Noooo. I love alex Vixon" ]
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headed to the hospital. i can`t take the pain anymore
[ "My cable signal is all messed up!!! I`m missing Ghostwhisperer In other news I have hurt my toe and have a cold, in like hot weather!!!!", "Im sad...there`s a for sale sign in front of my house!!", " nope- dnt have wireless ne more HATERS!!!! Ugh... Save me a copy so I can watch it...", " hmmm really??? that`s weird idk about that one sowwy", "I have the weirdest hives all over my legs and arms. What the heck am I allergic to? It itches SO bad! Dang it!", "Rachael makes me want to cry", "i`m going to kill myself T_T . i wasted hundreds of download and realised i got the wrong one", "Looking for the in Coal Harbour. Can`t find it!", "So my life has come down to nothing more then making choices ill only regret later", "Bears, beets, and... ****, never mind How about SG1, take-out, and wasabi vodka with ginger ale and lime...", "Just saw my boo he went back to work now time to do my hair but it`s going to rain WTF", " Now that sucks... P?i ?i s? �n?eleg c? Jay Leno nu va mai avea o alt? emisiune sau ceva?", "24 hours and $400 later and I hav a new telecom phone that dosent work. Stupid telecom", " and the download failed My phone does not like your phone.", " I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry", " It`s becoming a very tough race. Linda is indeed very talented. But someone has to go every week. We cut two this week." ]
[ "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Cant wait to leave work", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.", "Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.", "are you having a bad day?", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "_II I have no choice have to get on it!", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "I can`t go out when my heart is home sick even if it is my bday, family health comes 1st", "Is it possible to pass out he your laying down? Bed soon if i can sleep <3", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "_News I should have gone", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "i`m a bum today", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Ok- I guess it`s time to throw in the towel and head to work", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Can`t No money to spend.", "has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....", "Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "Surgery when I wake up", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me", "standing here open hands and i know i can`t do this alone hold on, hold on, baby, hold on...geeez", "Work is a no go", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "I am so full. No more food tonight... I don`t want no cake and ice cream at this party.", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "It`s such a romantic novel!! I cried in the end Now I`m going to bed. I`m so tired.", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "church bellss are ringin got to go. adieu,(god bless in german)", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??", "Prayers for my family and my dog - Mozart is being put down this afternoon. Pics of him at http://tinyurl.com/mozartdog", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "about to go to sleep", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "I is goin to bed now", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "are you not well?", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "Noones talking to me anymore", "_s Accept it, you can`t do anything, can you?", "@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!" ]
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Ooh, jealous. I just have yoghurt and some carrots.
[ "eating breakfast getting ready to go to school ;(", "Am i the only one experiencing problems logging into digital point forums ???", "Placed a $2 bet on a sure thing and lost. no more betting for me!", "I`m so down again. I wish I could share my problems with someone...", " you`re in harlem? where? im so jealous right now! i miss living in nyc!", "I think at this rate.. Ill be in class until 4... Sigh.", "OMG. Missed bus, walking miles, for a coffee Went to see my ex-classmates", "Its so hard letting her go and seeing her cry.", "why bother at celebs? eh? cause it`s almost like talking to them", "Sitting in on a Friday Night Bored", "it`s realy boo0o0o0o00oring ..my book is on the side & i`m not studyin for sure...", "wooo...my luck is done", " hahah! sadly there is no current activity though in the room", "OMG - Madness Just Came On The Radio", "Is heading to work n its freezing!", " Major Fail. Since you asked" ]
[ "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "Thanks, I love it", "My purple pusrse is pretty someone tell Katie Holmes!", "me toooooo! Thank u", "Sounds pretty cool. Great job man!", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "story of my life", "just trying to make you feel at home?", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Going to get my blood taken", "just got home from dinner and am really really full. my mom said my dad bought me a sony a200k? holyyyyyyy", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "today was my first day", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now", "that sounds cool! post video!!", "You lucky girl. Tell me all about it, `kay?", "I am soo happy! Thank you baby for the best 1095 days of my life", "The bag looks stylish. Congrats!", "a mouth for sure", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "@_TWEE haha thanks to you that`s my new word for the week! ****", "I`m just following you because we`re both wearing Converse", "LOL. dood, i love you and miss you.", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "i hope to, no promises they all my kids and the dog at the moment, a couple of flowers too", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "some of my new followers are pretty cool peeps; check `em out.", "http://twitpic.com/4w06l - LOVE IT! U have a great job!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsue - yeah well thanks *blushes*", "hahah okay then thanks for this short explanation ;)", "today 'sonny with a chance' came to brazil, i loved it!! you`re amazing <33 please reply", "Hey, I made us a house on the Sims! Oh and you have like a perfect balance and i`m always lacking stuff like fun etc!", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", ":3, Youtube loves my HD videos well maybe.", "_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!", "Going to the grocery store with my Best Friend", "love it! Really its simple i think of a word and put twi on the front i should be more clever", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "tikcets are only �91...each...BUT I SO WANT TO GO", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "that is yo name girllll!", "At the wedding reception. Having more fun than I thought", "yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter", "You must like my song.", "I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)", "I hope the young`ins enjoyed your wisdom!", "Aren`t you suppossed to support the local economy ... LOL ... good for you and congrats", "Aw you are and you`re welcome", "Love to see that!", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "awesome. Wha`dya get her?", "_j 4ever, it was in she`s the man aswell I love them now. I want gossip girl too! Have decided summer = spending lots.", "But he`s so adorable.", "Oh God bless you", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "i love everrything from breadtalk i would eat the whole place if i could", "I think me gettin a physical change", "i love you mooorrreeee", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "I`m a little hungry, a nice bowl of spicy lentil soup should fill the gap", "just had steamed fish w/ oyster sauce", "thanks for adding me, glad to have you", "glad you could make it", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "You`ve been featured on #ykyat http://ykyat.com/~37nnd", "my head feels sooooooooooo much better", "the mum`s cake is done.. now i need make a good luch and tomorrow will be an amazing Mum` day", "? I had great time in Boston. Thanks to my baby girl. http://plurk.com/p/rplmy", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "At the reception eating some nasty **** pasta Woot! But other than that its beautiful!", "i only hav 8 followers !", "you are very welcome", "way i bought it today aswell now i have it twice cos i pre ordered it aswell cya later x!", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "wow I love it !!! thanks", "Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..", "i wish my drems could come true", "that was so much fun! the banana dessert alone is worth the trip to austin! we`ll be back soon", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "ah you say the nicest things", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "If it`s any consolation, you`re definitely one of the hottest GG`s, IMHO", "Just got a new Ipod. Life`s Good.", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "some great stuff on website today", "_Libertine um, glad you enjoyed it...", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "_127 glad you got a laugh out of it", "1 day to my Birthday !", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.", "lohang: is listening to music. really happy about !librefm #audacious combination here`s my profile http://is.. http://tinyurl.com/r5o3zj", "No problem. I`m just sharing the whole list to you.", "alone @ home... nice very nice!!", "had a cracking night last night, don`t think i`ve ever laughed so much nice, lazy day today woop!", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "chillin an havin a drink", "(((HUGS))) back to you - you also have that look!", "Back from SOAP, soooo fun.", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "haha. i love you too aimeeeeeee!", "? ... thx for ur msg, so awesome! luv the new single! xoxo http://tr.im/kpDW", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "Not a problem, Glad to!", "I can honestly say that thematic had a big part in my blogging enthusiam ~ I love being able to do what I want", "You remind me so much of a Omaha Girl, that I use to date. I guess it all in the Jeans, (Calvin Kleins is what she wore).", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "Can I have your old one?", "Thinking my drink is watered down but hey its free", "Ooh, there you are, haha. Thanks, posted it!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "my teeshirt is faaar too small for me but i like it too much to stop wearing it", "check this out: http://tinyurl.com/d44lra", "do you remember my spok-5?", "nope but the T1i looks super sweet!", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual." ]
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Bored out of my mind! LOL
[ "has broken off the fb wedding so sadly no longer has an excuse to get @ hauntingxealot to Goulburn", "Just loaned out a set of aerobars to team mate for tomorrow`s Texas Cup race at Alkek. Bummed I won`t be there.", " That sucks man I hope you have a problem-free weekend.", "I just vacuumed my entire house three times. Screw all vacuums!!", "My heads spinning from math, started to dream in formulas. NOT good.", "saw a dead bird on my way to work!what a kind of day to start?! Poor little bird!", "My sunburn is peeling,", "There`s a spider in my room. Save me...", "absolutely gutted that i`m not going to badu tonight. you guys have fun...! just got home and need to head downtown now. gd this heat!", "is back from a very long day out at Naz. Gunna crash. Up tomorrow for Mothers Day... editing photos from today, hangin with my mom, etc.", "Tired of hearing stories about everybody going to Ibiza...", " ugh some stupid teenagers just showed up. My peaceful time is over", " and he REALLY doesn`t like Shiny Happy People. I`m a local REM expert btw. Saw them for the first time in 1986.", "Cleaning the House! Im so boring..", "Just dusted & vacuumed apartment. I think I need another new vacuum...my entire apartment is smoky. I just bought this one from Kmart", "Is wondering what happened to the sun? **** May grey!" ]
[ "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "awww boo! I **** lovee doing all the girly thingss", "On my way to dazzle bar!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsk3 - too cute", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "hay wats ur AIM? we should chat", "_kap But I think it`s cute. Do this every night okay?", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "what are u doing now ??", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "Aw what about me", "Easy, I`m trying to learn Serious and normal....two new words for me ;)", "Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums", "wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart", "I know haha night", "ur taking tease lessons from the guys! No fair LOL, oh well, we`ll wait as patiently as we can!", "Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "In a really Good mood for absolutely no reason tee her", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "You know, you can read almost all your Tweets as some sort of disgusting euphamism. It`s quite fun", "oh about you lol sorry my minds always on you", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "I feel sorry for your nails. lol... I feel fine thank you", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "I`d love that. And, don`t think of it as easy. Think of it as enthusiastic.", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "Oohh Yaay like it ! ? Love ya", "have you seen 'The Fifth Element'? makes 'super green' a lot funnier", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Like the Simpsons? That`s like asking, 'so you like breathing?'", "i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh", "Nooo, I`m not in love. I`m just developing a crush. A small one. Heehee. My second one. Shadduppp.", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "well nothing. I can give you a pen.", "man i just made a **** buger mmmmmmmmm taste so **** delicious i love food, i eat my feelings lol", "Am busy yes...But then always am. Hope you had a great time traveling. Where did you go? Welcome back!", "Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "i had a blast at the sale today! had one pair of cords mis sized tho but still worth it! might come back tomorrow! thankssss", "good luck!! How exciting", "Glad you are having a blast.", "Hey there! What`s up?!", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "- Wtf Polyvore? what`s that? enjoy it though.", "heeey heeey! about to go read...", "THIS CALLS FOR A HIGH FIVE! (Don`t miss, hotshot xD)", "a surprisingly good day, now its time to sleep. hopefully sweet dreams await me", "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "It does! Lol but i have none", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "LOL I know what ya mean. Watching everyone else act a fool is much better the not remembering acting a fool yourself", "Great day. And another one awaits", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks", "movie then sleep! Today was good day [{H!--D3ff}]", "finally finished my marketing project only took me 7 hours..now just hanging out and relaxing", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "Nice! Elise rolled out Thas wassup! Have fun, ladies!", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!", "Finally gonna try and fall asleep goodnight.. More like morn... I sleeP", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "Ahhh so Jealous! Have a nice time and I`ll see you when you get back x", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "good morning fella i have the joy of work to do today. what are your plans?", "Good morning Sunshine Tiime for $chooooL ! lol . BBL`", "Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .", "I am back from my weekend getaway! Energized for another week, bring it on! lol", "alright, I`ll let you slide on that one", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x", "Can`t wait 4 a real bed! haha", "@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "Ok back later, have a great time regardless of the weather PS I`m only a BB away!", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "take me with you!!! Have fun!", "Seems really quiet tonight...am jealous of those who are clearly having a more exciting life than me Off to bed I think...", "sleepy time! and, my room is finally clean.", "Ordering pizzas, watching Diggnation, trying out Tweetdeck. All is good", "computers are a great distraction-but sometimes you should be exercising to getting your chores done instead.", "Is watching acoustic performances! & In the mood for a good 'FRIENDS' episode! I miss that show", "Clambering about in crashed cars. Hilarious fun", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep." ]
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_Guy In the past it was ok but since i�ve got my own appartment, my own car........it�s very difficult to save the money
[ " I`m soo sad. It`s just on the edges of the pages, but it`s not gonna come out. *cries*", "Its coming out the socket I feel like my phones hole is not a virgin. That`s how loose it is... :`(", "or even NOOOOO NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE", "I was sleeping soo good but just woke up like 10 mins ago n got sick not feeling so great. I wanna go back to sleep but I`m wide awake.", "I also think that I`m talking to myself now. Okay I need to get to bed. BTW, I miss my brothers.", "Just woke up from a five hour nap. I still have a headache. Medication time!", "time for me to go to bed. Am very tired. catch up with you all in a couple of days when I land & recover from flying to Denmark", "Starting to spoil my pug since her brother Max passed away on Tuesday. We miss him.", " the ordered me a new blackberry to arrive TUES! I may die between now and them without phone I have withdraws already", "Phew long day and i havent gotten to work yet", "Monday and I am at work and the legs are a still hurting a little! Smile", " hahah im way too lazy to check my phone ooo michells! are you wtaching the recruits?", "#asylm yay registered but lost all my friends", "Heading to yale.. Grandmother in car accident", " nope, up tomorrow I`m tired need bed", " It takes a big man to type a sad tweet like that!" ]
[ "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "I was in there earlier I`m not at home I`m ok my iPod!", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "Interesting Combination Have a great one ;)", "Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.", "Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk", "starting to wonder if I`m going to get this job... came across as though i`d find work elsewhere if needs must... not intentionally", "at first i thought bar life meant you were partying nonstop to catch up for the last 2 years...lol shoulda known better", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "one thing is good enough for me. friendship retained!", "i am a freshman in this site. how to update? help", "About to go pick up my roomate from the airport....no more house to myself.", "just got home lng.", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "http://twitpic.com/2aa0m - So this is where you`re getting the $$$ for the island", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "ya and i would have gained a few kgs by then. what are you working on today?", "I love Overnight. And they`ve worked with me on printing/shipping issues. sorry it didn`t work out for you.", "just doesn`t understand why this thing wont save my photos Defo uggo! lol", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..", "Paper writing til my heart`s content", "Facebook Farm town become slower and slower", "My paycheck was nothing but a piece of paper.", "not an easy place for me to access Task-based ux is something I`ve been thinking about. I`d like to hear the criticisms.", "yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x", "make up your mind", "baby help me with math", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it", "Went shopping a lil... I deserve it... And now a night on the town in the big city of Norfolk", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "Starting the accounts for this year.", "Got home from audition awhile ago. I think it went pretty well Now my math homework is calling my name -.-`", "dam living in england x", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!", "planning how to move back home...the regression process is in motion", "Home now. Some invaders have taken over my base", "On the way to my aunty`s", "thanks for following! pretty complicated id you have there lol", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "so I slept in a little...well a lot. whooops", "hm... Both of us I guess...", "Patience, it`s worth it", "an aston os my dream car but its wishful thinking", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "but it is a good one", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome", "i wish you were in my class last year", "I think i need some new friends", "Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!", "_66 I haven`t had slip-ons in years, since my checkered days. Matter of fact I only have my torn up all black classics.", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "I am back from the best party ever", "That`s great! I will have to do the same as I was forced to miss it. I had to leave for work.", "_of_Chas good mornin sunshine...at least the work puter will go faster", "I just realized that im going home 2 weeks from today", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "is hanging out with the roomies. I adore the 4 gentlemen I live with. Great people and a good talk when discussing boy issues!!", "I was just thinking that", "Wow! Some person u are!", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "My picture won`t update.", "You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "thanks for having me! i had a great time too", "About to Lock In on getting better staying +", "$67 for my books, no complaints. 67 more than i had plus i`m on book voucher!", "thnx 4 the follow", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon", "http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "Good to know I`m not alone in my confusion", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "i`m also on plurk try it", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "How it was slept?", "mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again", "I love you too baby see i`m cool now!!!", "what�s hot and new?", "Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it`s better now", "Is feelin right rite now", "http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.", "It`s been fine for me for like, a week, but now it just won`t load.", "I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...", "Sounds like a good five days" ]
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Just got back from school! Ugh I don`t want to go to the dance tonight
[ "does not feel like babysitting. i want to go to the gym. weird, i know. i miss zack", "should be sleeping. lost my voice a couple day ago.", "28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2", "Sad face moment of the day", "Ewww just printed my new I.d badge thingie 4 work n eww my picture. I took so many n they were all ugly", " That`s one of the reasons we thought 'Should we have a kid?' 'Nah - let`s get a piano instead.' You poor buggers", "Just got done with my first day of work and is exsausted, sweaty, and chalky.", "ahhh!!!! u know what really sucks??? i sprained my toe!! OUCH!!", "nursing my scratches and bumps from Festivus mud wrestling. I swear there`s still dirt in my hair but a good time was had by all", "Im sure the 5 ppl who came in after me will be seen by a dentist before I will", "has to do two 50 page assignments this weekend there goes any chance of relaxation!!", " Without whipped topping, there is no shortcake. #shortcakefail", "THE SUN IS SHINING< THE SKY IS FACKING BLUE< TELETUBBIES? I HAVE TO **** WORK.", "Sad that the Statue of Liberty will completely reopen 2 weeks after our NYC trip.", " Since the demise of Woolworths it isn`t easy to find reasonably priced pick n mix anywhere", "I hate my arrival in the employee parking lot!" ]
[ "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "I wasn`t near him.", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "Haha you`re welcome! I was honestly going crazy too. Have a great night as well", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "Half term is almost over", "bbq was great... just relaxing around the house! dont wanna leave my city but have to tomorrow... got to clean the house when i get back", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "Just got home, no rosie surprise of smiles hugs & kisses waiting for me.", "home from school now. watching that `70 show", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "45Th st pub anyone tonight? Dont want to be a lonely drunk tonight", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "So I get up early and I feel good about the day. I walk to work and I`m feeling alright. But guess what... I don`t work today.", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "John at a college thing staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "studying out of spite. whatever.. Wonderful unforgettable weekend with DC", "and I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to go to CLUB Hidden House on sat night. hehe.", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Done studying bout the earth", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "hanging out at school... last day for seniors", "you stopped followin me?", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "YES!! REPRIEVE!! One paper pushed back until Friday! That leaves just three more pages due by 4:00pm... not even a problem.", "happy star wars day everyone off to celebrate with the family... ok we`re not celebrating it but i am going round to the famo`s...", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Need to sleep but can`t", "awake. school. ew. but i put on some nice lotion.", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "are you having a bad day?", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "Last week of class... Well technically classes are over just have two exams and summmmmerrrrr begins...yeahhhhhyaaaaaa", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "_club wished I could have been there last night. Sounds like it was rocking! Can`t wait to see pix or vids", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "kayla & I went to go visit you but they wouldn`t let us in school!", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "__d make it go awayyyyy", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "i think i have a fever", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "wow i`m soo hungover", "I woke up at 5:45. Didn`t have a full bladder, wasn`t sick... And to top it off, I went for a run. Now I wanna go back to bed", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "lol, don`t rub it in", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "May be back later...hope you have a good day Byeeee ****", "ohhh wowwww no good", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "Can`t believe ER is over", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "It tells me I`m not a member of the private beta and I`m not going to just start pretending to assassinate people", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "Havin a much better day today!! Finished the last Twilight book yesterday. Classes start next week! Get at me yall!!", "i am outta here... see you guys later (or tomorrow)... happy mom`s day again!", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "is school over yet? Im ready for vacations already", "MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "I is goin to bed now", "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "ur linky no worky", "Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "OooooOOOOO but you just said you were dancin at home. so doesn`t that count?" ]
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Is competition around the corner? if not take it slow for at least a week. Twisted my ankle back in jc, awfully painful.
[ "ah seriously i dont even work with children some how i am still sick! groundhog friday just got worse.", "THE SUN IS SHINING< THE SKY IS FACKING BLUE< TELETUBBIES? I HAVE TO **** WORK.", "that little boy that drowned yesterday lived in our subdivision and went to nicoles school. so so sad.", " I`m not sure about this tweet business Why are the simple things so difficult?", " I`m sorry to hear that.", "Wow no one loves me ", "I FEEL LIKE ****......", "Dear rain, you suck. Now I gotta change my plans for tonight", "' ...not academically of course. ' I miss him already", " I am surprised you haven`t fired for announcing the whole world of they body they`d found 'Selfish'", "emily is over tonight XD work experience is over. Jen I`m going to miss seeing you like everyday", "My dad and Joe Nugent drank nearly all the Ice Tea i only have a bit left. quite miffed tbh", " I want to get all dressed up and go out to, but I to have no one to go with, I`m with you mentor", " Oh same here, can`t believe they killed him off! Hate Stringer now!", "sitting in awe that the price to renew my laptops warranty has doubled in a matter of weeks", "Tired with a headache me no like sunshine" ]
[ "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "off to bed with my sore ****", "make sure you practice your hooping today!", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long", "time to learn another language?", "i want to borrow an MX5 this weekend", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "so go back for more", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "is eating chocolate ready break", "Just got done working out....relaxing than off to work", "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "Is at work ohwell need money so : D", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "_pinkapple Not much on for the weekend here. Off to Knox shortly & definitely must get into the garden. It`s a wee bit neglected.", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!", "Well I asked you a few days ago and you said money was the only thing holding you back Saturday or something", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "starting to wonder if I`m going to get this job... came across as though i`d find work elsewhere if needs must... not intentionally", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable", "wishing i could go out of town this weekend", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "you asked about my SF schedule, dahling...maybe next time", "had best get revising over da weekend got an exam on Monday for 2 hours!!!!!!!", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "About to clock into work", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "i want to gooo", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "i tried to help", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "20 mins from BEJ to Semanggi. Traffic on Friday *siggghh*", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "at work till 7.", "i work in youth justice", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Ace @ the exams!", "I`m yet holdin` on.", "LOL. About to leave.", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "wooo am recovering from running race for life yest!!! i managed 36 mins 44secs, not bad for absolutley no trianing", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "about to run the hinckley half marathon! Fingers crossed for a <1h30m time", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "i`m getting this assignment done", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "go to vegas, but don`t spend all ur money!!!!", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "catching up on my teevee shows.", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "I need some cheering up", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "hope u feel better sweetie", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.", "Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!", "he not getting off early?", "just found out i have strep", "Enjoyed this week off work, back next week", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "feel like am at one of those gyms where the machines work you rather than you them", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "I can`t go out when my heart is home sick even if it is my bday, family health comes 1st" ]
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I`m very upset right now, like I can`t even formulate a complete thought....
[ "is veryyy upset she cant go to hacienda tonight because the stupid nuggets game", "Whoops! Start Trek,...not Start! Duh.", " Im home, phone died thou", " yes and no. there`s some strange infection in my body that`s causing me to be sicker than I need and to have a fever.", "gosh! i`m freakin` bored! talk to me!", " Your not alone im gutted i missed the convention too!", "http://twitpic.com/66yb9 Ozzy back from the vet. Not feeling well. He looks so sad. Possible UTI. Results tomorrow.", "Ok this is a lot more boring then I thought and matt has me on lockdown bc of moolah...", "Just found a tink cover for a wii remote but the people i know dont have a wii fail", " i miss you !!!! ??", "Jus sittn here thinkin....wow yo my boy is really gone! Smh yo! Its bout to be 3 weeks on Sunday! R.I.P VON", " i was in a hospital for a week and a half pretty much on the virge of dying.", " yeah its goin to vmail now.. I CALLED it while i was in the store.. no luck", "Humidity is NOT my friend! Just ask my hair", " aww i`m sad i didn`t get to go to your going away party! stupid work!", " I am in the `real world` which apparently involves a lot less twitter.... sorry!" ]
[ "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "anything I can do to help?", "I was just thinking that", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors", "I`m still thinking ... Idk", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "let me know how it goes I`m praying. Ummmph. I still can`t believe it.", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "Noones talking to me anymore", "I have no idea whether or not to drink anymore...", "oh nos, what happened", "im at school right now", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "Has an hour left of revision", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "okay thank you! i can`t find it", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "i can`t believe it...", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "I`m here if u need to vent!", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "I wish I had a concept of what time it is right now.... not adjusting well. Obvs.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "i`ve just woken up", "Is feelin right rite now", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "got a super cold!", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "haha! sorry to hear that", "I`m concerned for that family", "Can`t find any pictures !!!", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "have a glass of cold water and meditate a bit. <3", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "i have nothing to do", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "i hope you feel better" ]
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oh my gosh!!! hollyoaks was so sad tonite
[ " poor thing. come watch tv at my house lol", "Two months ago, I became irrelevant.", "Ugh - car got stolen sometime between yesterday evening and this morning when husband was due to go to work Like we can afford this???", " man i still haven`t seen that movie...too bad i`m at work", " Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used", " I am in Kuala Lumpur. And I know I vanished, haha! I broke up with my last boyfriend, that`s why I`m back!", "sooo im 20 n im just now findin out i have asthma", " Ya, the weather has been super weird here. It looked like it was gonna rain today but of course it didn`t, darnitt,", "So I passed out last night in the middle of 4th quarter. I didn`t witness my Magic lose", "I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting", "today was such a horrible dayy", "Tired with a headache me no like sunshine", " not funny he profiled my ****. Like wtf? I`m still kinda heated. Ugh", "Only just past 8am and already been spoiled rotton", "Arrogant **** on tap in Oregon. WHAT!!!!!!", "Cramps . . ." ]
[ "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "What happened to the weather??", "omds! holly steel, bless her! x", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "Doh! I was hoping to get a book for the missus but exclusive books are closed", "are you not well?", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "Oh no she stopped!", "Wow, such a crazy night of ever changing emotions! I liked it tho", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "wish it wasn`t raining", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "Last days of maternity leave", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "Omg I can`t believe jay leno is going off the air", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "_C hahaha i agree. im s glad Aiden won tonights show and greg should have got the other place", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "Just saw 'Drag me to Hell'. Sam Ramei is excellant as usual but the kitty scene was kinda hard for me", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "You don`t get them anymore?", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "I was watching Parental Control", "Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "OMG, POOR Jack. That happened to `s dog one time. Hope he gets better soon.", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "sadly we were too late for TraceyCakes, but we got them elsewhere- not the same but still yummy. Tea w wee on wknd!", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "arrr bummer who do you want to win?", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "p.s. Dead like me was awsome. Loved that show missed the last 2 episodes tho ?", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "Wow what a storm we just had!!! Now no power", "what a smashing show tonight! Love the Killers! Wish I had been there, gutted... Such a shame they got cut off mid-song at the end", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "i didnt get a hug today", "going to a garden centre today. should be funn :/ currently drinking egyptian spice tea and watching hollyoaks", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "i cant do anything", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over. i love you.", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "watched the Bones finale last night in the UK & it rocked!! oh how much I missed Zack!!! is so freakin` awesome <3", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "Hiyaaaaaa just got back from the scan! wow, was amazing, i cried haha, ****", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol" ]
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Just found a tink cover for a wii remote but the people i know dont have a wii fail
[ " how crappy for him", "Borrowing my Mom`s Lenovo laptop The trackpad and the battery life suck balls for quarters. Seriously missing my MacBook Pro", " Yeah, the economy sucks SO BAD. Yeah, I know what a cafeteria is. I`m unemployed at the moment and I hate it!", "was doing a hard copy doc review,while writing comments realized `ve forgotten writing i.e. on paper,can hardly recognize or read it back", "I had a realization today, and it made me sad But at least the healing can begin.", " UGH I HATE QUEUEING", "lousy **** landlord. need to focus on kid`s packing but cant . nevermind sew sleeping bag", "Honza takes his flight back to the Czech Republic in the morning I`m really going to miss him.", " i know i suck. my data plan is weak sauce.", "Having some Coronas, and have a bad craving for Mexican pastries, but i`d have to go to Uptown to get some", "i`m a little sad that school ended today i`m moving so i`m going to miss all my new friends from this year. just got a hair cut", "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them", " Sorry about that. I got behind on followers and am still catching up. I follow folks that @ me (including you", "my twitter looks funny someone help!", "Traffic is down to a crawl on I-94 right now.", "This sars has really got me down." ]
[ "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "But i dont mind the long line when theres a super cutie in front of me. Too bad he`s wearing a **** bracelet with a girls name on it", "_carter THE LINK DOESNT WORK", "HOME!!! from my relatives. my sissy, , posted pics of her and our cupie cousin Audrey. ???", "haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "ohhh. hm. I don`t want to screw mine up", "Why online one download this week?", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508", "dudes, c`mon - that`s almost the ghey!", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "Going into town later to get myself a birthday present. An iPod Touch will do nicely I think", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "...what ever happened w/ creating music in collaboration just for fun without the 'what am i getting out of it' question in mind? PLEASE!", "Chillin` following some cool people!", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "Is constantly listening to the song Fly with Me...b/c it`s the cutest song...'Peter Pan & Wendy turned out fine'", "How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers", "**** Latvian beaurocracy. As a non-resident I can`t publish my braille highway code. Another blind alley Woe is me. Anyone speak farsi?", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "_princess69 hehehe! Barry Killer! U need a pic", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "and thanks, , fr. yr congratulatory gweetin`", "Having a Leatherman, is a MUST, really for anybody! You never know, when you might need one & it gets the job done.", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "tut tut. Isn`t charging just fun. Thr new palm pre charging platform looks nifty tho.", "Handed in. Can relax a bit now.", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "are you daft your now going to recieve a million friend invites on xbox now and one of them shall be me", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "http://twitpic.com/4w269 - My 789 pacman pic", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "http://twitpic.com/4wkpl - Widescreen laptop + rotation + comics = Awesome.", "had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say", "i love the cheesey ones, and the cool orignal ones , , , skips i have when my brother has them got to try them u c haha", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "awww ) where`d you get that? hugh is so thin. no traces of being wolverine yet. btw, who`s that other guy besides RDJ?", "I don`t have any", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "dam living in england x", "_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!", "haha that`s because you also look amazing in it! have fun!", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "I`m glad you def needed a pick me up! drama free!", "_M Make one with something about the Charger?", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "_Henrie oh my god, yeah! that cake looks delish! i hope you shared it! haha.", "eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "yummy thanks strangely quiet too. Kids are downstairs harassing Lance", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "Pfft. FAN THIS *helicopters imaginary penis* .... HI DRAKE! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "But is on page 6 at Ms Twitterworld, only 26 votes", "And gadget show today Can today be any better?", "thanks + agree http://bit.ly/7vIKc", "... Thanks Okiebud! I get the message..Sorry, the content you selected is not currently available..", "? THANK YOU sana matanggap ako http://plurk.com/p/x1yts", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "wow, great to know a piece of software ensures our timely project delivery #ProductNamingRulez", "Thanks! We`re still all passing around germs here but we`re surviving. Have I missed anything?", "Is hungry with a sub", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "that is comedy good luck my friend!", "http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode", "'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?", "_esl If in doubt, wash separately Normal concern is something fading onto the white.", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "http://twitpic.com/4j585 - HAHA nice, now I need an iPhone", "But it is our reality , we must survive. What doesn`t kills, makes stronger. PA`LANTE LORE !", "You`re welcome! Actually, the all Swedish fans are trying to get McFly to us! We are very close now", "_ kk`s have fun eating lol, remember shaun loves you haha", "Just finished The Minish Cap. It`s a great game! I`ll miss Ezlo and Link.", "hope yer ok hunny", "**** it, the guys aren`t at #comet09 I hope they win though", "I want a fake BLT....", "Postponed is not abandoned. //", "it`s true! have u downloaded the tweetdeck yet? it is literally amazing ****", "isn`t that a local dish? borrow", "_2008 don`t be sorry you can race for charity or just for fun. I do this one for fun.", "50 Kayla-lee, i think your the only one that knows what that number means lol x", "_Pierce Well the Enterprise E, the NX-01, or the NCC 1701(no bloody A,B,C,D, or E)", "having Bigi & Tokyo Fashion Spree tmr Check out SIH web ^____^", "I suppose it has a certain 80`s charm. I`d personally hold out for the motorola 8 track phone. I like my phones chunky", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "Propellerheads has been on my harddrive for a long while. Just got my music repo back in shape this WE and felt nostalgic", "not at my workplace. but a short-sleeved shirt is absolutely necessary today!", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "some great stuff on website today", "Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer", "One of my good friends in the states has it covered now, but thank you again!", "_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me", "just wanted to say hello", "BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "hi thanks for the follow good luck with your friend? ha", "thank you sooooo much for my snoopy T-shirt! I love it to bits! It`s a perfect fit, just got it this morning! Peace", "my life is so exhilerating family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin", "If u don`t win u can always roll on my pass lol, I don`t have anyone to take", "Getting ready for work.", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "got a case of the bubblies.", "_kap But I think it`s cute. Do this every night okay?", "sadly we were too late for TraceyCakes, but we got them elsewhere- not the same but still yummy. Tea w wee on wknd!", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "yeah and in the tatami room! kids + tatami dont mix", "awesome. Wha`dya get her?" ]
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Why can`t I make a phone call! I hate this anxiety ****. Someone cure me
[ "my ipod died not running until it is charged.", "_Kel_17 ehh carnt stand hot weather", "Just got home from the hospital.... i have another clot in my leg", "oh no, i need new work shoes...i broke this one!", "I just told the people that matters the most to me to just leave me alone... I **** up again.", "waiting for aaron to get into town, and then leave him for work. booo", " oh I`m sorry for that. how old was your grandpa?", "hmz... second most popular page on this governmental site is the 404 page... fail", " and Radio X 96.1 is going all sports next month. Radio is dead. #grandrapids", " so where r u spinning now that the Hookah is R.I.P.?", " oh no I hate that", "screw the fact you can`t post LONG updates on twitter", " i`m using paint.net x64 and it`s running crazily fast - can`t afford CS4 unfortunately... yet", "sick to my stomach.. and i have a headache.. i wish someone could come rub my temples.", "My guitar ain`t herew yet?, feel like i lost a limb!.", "Ugh! I can`t access through my mobile web!" ]
[ "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "--- has demi ever replied to you? Coz I haven`t got any...", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "can sum1 tells me how 2 vote 4 miley? it seems sum peeple r still voting i went 2 mtv.com nd it seems i cant vote", "I want to come over", "I need to check your TOS, Loic. Are you allowed to sleep? I don`t remember any mention of sleep there...", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "what happened to your phone", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday", "I want an iPhone <33333", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever", "called about it, no answer shall try again tomorrow", "I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome", "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x", "Can`t Play Solitaire For **** lol More Updates Soon (Y)", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "cant send the dream story on twitter. sending on bebo mail x", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "I need a code", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "youre not supposed to...", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "i won`t make u cry", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "ugh my head, when will all the headaches stop. anyways, i love my life right now, i couldn`t ask for anything more. i love being happy", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Peeps! Me blackberry messenger is kwijt.. no pinging :p", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "it doesn`t work with the iPhone yet I love it for the simplicity but I need to be able to sort tasks on my iPhone to be useful", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "pffftt! You know how I like to stay busy! I`m Awesome (and sober...dang)! How are you??", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "I`m doing an experiement", "... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "hi, the parody for iPhone is hysterical, not because it`s funny, but because one cannot play the video on iPhone", "I really need a job.", "I am never going to get these pictures taken", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "So you have to call the Customer Care .. or try to enter any wrong pw and see the result , is it 'invalid user name or password' ?", "I must have applied for about 20 jobs every day this week, why won`t one of them contact me???", "Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "i wish i was outside", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!", "**** Latvian beaurocracy. As a non-resident I can`t publish my braille highway code. Another blind alley Woe is me. Anyone speak farsi?", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "I don`t know how to send it to you Anna. Let me think for a bit and I will find some way to do it", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "You arent following me, so i cant send you a DM..", "not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)" ]
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Starting my 2nd shift! Im going to miss like an hour of the lakers game!
[ "I`m at home recovering from major liver surgery. In alot of pain.", "here again in school bored wanting 2 go home", "I wish pitchfork would shutup about #primavera. Makes me miss spain", "I dont care who gets mad. I like speaking my mind. Im alreadt crazy so it helps me not go off da deep edge! **** u!", "I really despair over the whole copyright situation http://bit.ly/yLY0I ~ being visually impaired means you don`t deserve to read #sccr18", "Its raning!!! -_- really bad", "im slowly losing followers one by one.", "Birthday tomorrow. Doing jack **** all weekend", "@_C_A_S_ IM MAD IT WASNT SCAREY", " dont worry, i will. i HATE it when nobody comments on my pics", "Almost fell asleep under the hair dryer so tired, feel like I`m going to puke", "Especially hard to get out of bed with myself this morn Cuz I`m hot , Now running late stuck in front of the mirror checking Myself Out", "gonna do laundry....never did laundry @ a hotel before.....I miss you R.....even though you ignore me and don even check on me....", "i`m sickk ... tomorrow will be a disaster if i don`t get better.", " idk lol my head hurts. rly bad. & so does my stomach... hmm... personally, i think its from all the #s ive had 2 deal wit", "NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(" ]
[ "Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "At work making more $$.. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing I can SHOP some more once I get paid I`m becomin a SHOPAHOLIC hehe", "Church is in 8 hours! I better hurry up so I can get some sleep!", "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "my day is going way too fast", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.", "Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "flipping between the race and the nba playoffs. Pulling for dale jr and `bron `bron....", "omg when do they finish??", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "_tennant yes! Watching season 2 all evening. Wish I could get BBC2", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "in about 30 minutes Happy Mothers Day to alll the amazing moms out there!!! going to bed!!", "The heat is here!!!", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "time to do some revision while listening to albums non-stop all day, again!", "Here`s getting cold.. And I got my coffee break 2 minutes ago. Enjoy your drink", "I am chillin w/ my homies", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", ", in about two hours I`m setting out on a 600-mile drive home. Mostly I`m hoping it goes quickly.", "check on ya`ll in a bit. im in for a Mother`s day haircut. ciao!...", "Must head back to the office", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "yes yes yes lotsa fun i cant wait. dont like make up with shaun too much in front of me tho cos ill get awkard haha", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "_za thanks man. I can`t wait", "at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!", "_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow", "Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith", "just made it home, time for a shower and some breakie, off out to Blackpool later for some lunch", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "Been so busy for the entire week. Be able to take a breath next Tuesday", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "Getting ready to go to sleeep! Grinding early in the morning! Yay, money!", "Back from umpireing trainging, making dinner", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Im so just heading home", "I`m medal drivin` home in 3 hours!", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "Its so nice i ahd to work today", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "i wish i was there too", "i totally owe you a week of on-call duties. i appreciate not having those while jill is in town", "you guys ROCKED IT tonight in LA!! Love ya guys and cab wait to see another awesome show soon", "working late.. but yet so fun hearing my colleagues funny song lists", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "Just got back from Carlton in Greenville. Benz is getting serviced. Time to make some money. I think I`ll make some sales calls...", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "Daughter has a 45 min orthodontist appt and I forgot my ebook reader", "*Hand up* Me, I`m going #localgovcamp", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend", "Working god I hate it haha", "well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "I normally dnt sleep until like 6 cud never sleep at night n ur entertainment", "busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "No 10th 2 months=]", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "Watching one of my fav movies Sparkle + go get food later!", "I hate sitting at the doctors office! They told me she is running an hour behind! AWESOME", "Signing off for the night. Watching 'The Reader' and I`m sure I`ll snooze off at some point. Good night all", "is watching two + a half men, work experience again tomorrow", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "en route 2 the airport!! la bound", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "about to run the hinckley half marathon! Fingers crossed for a <1h30m time", "i havent got a call", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "would love to say TGIF but working at 6am tomorrow", "You missed me! lol", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "Just got my paycheck... April bonus can b deposited 2day the rest, gotta wait til Mon.", "listening to some music!", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "last day off... back to work tomorrow", "Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww", "LOL. About to leave.", "going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia", "Gonna go watch Jackson`s band play and then going to the band after party", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "Last night in Chicago! Making it one for the record books. Wrigley most likely? See you there?!", "Yesterday and today was my weekend....back to work 2moro!" ]
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copy & paste **** **** tosser piss flap a 10000000000 times !!!!
[ " I want to go to the pub. Boooo.", " my kid is sick too tho..i can`t do it by myself. i can`t go there by myself like a crazy stalker", " So sad...found otu about your boot camp too late. Oh well, may be in LA that day anyway.", "Jonas and Demi, I miss you / NIIICK, in my soul, ASASGDYGYASDGY ?", "Found my book. Starting a real paper-bound journal tonight. Have an annoying zit above my lip. Makes me look like I have herpes", "looks like the eprocurement e-mail address from office mate is blacklisted by IT here.. asking them to whitelist now.", " It`s ugly and gray outside even in San Diego. Not too cold, will get to 70, but May-gray June-gloom for us all", " how tough was that, just wanted to hug her like my own", "Sometimes black girls just piss me off like a ****!", "Well, looks like it is going to be another night without my snuggle bug Missing my Big Girl.", " HAHA Amen! Im sooo **** hungry... And I hate knowing my weekends gonna be ****, when its supposed to be great", "this is absurd ! I feel like a dipping in the pool real quick . its too bad i dont have a poool", " thats a bummer i haven`t got one yet :/ been waiting over a year grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr", "Is losing money in Vegas...", "i hate waking up early! but i need to make up my 27 hrs at my pharmacy class. >=[ sighhh. in other news: breakfast time!!!!", "I missed the math trade" ]
[ "dudes, c`mon - that`s almost the ghey!", "a band from Hawaii with a Sublime sound, so all you sublime haters can just move along ? http://blip.fm/~5yy4n", "I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food", "I sent you a message.", "Yes, this NBA song is great!!! Got an old funny NBA cheerleader remix song. Ohrwurm of the day 'colorblind'.", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe", "Phone went in the toilet The truth is I`m surprised is hasn`t happen sooner!", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it", "I want to hit that", ", Decaf? I can do some teas late but never coffee- Id fly around the room. Justin Timberlake hosted. FUNNY sketch w/ Samberg", "_Kookie girl,rain is my song forrealll!!!", "Wow.. TAGers ROCK!!! Awesome performance", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "HAHA! Follow john mayer..he`s a pretty funny guy I want to move to L.A .... it`s so much more fun!", "can u follow me please", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "that is yo name girllll!", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "i need to get my computer fixed", "yes LOL that`s good one .remeber that bottoms are always the top .", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "check out review for the movie Fighting - http://bit.ly/Fle9j Hilarious!! leave this guy a comment!", "its raining!! gng for rain dance", "And here goes my first Twitter from #TwitterBerry Application from my #BlackBerry Bold 9000.. Cheers, long live.. #SMR", "HEY GUYS IT`S WORKING NO NEED TO WORRY. i have tooo many followers tho ...", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it", "is a lumberjack http://twitpic.com/4wqe8", "Love the unique accordion thief buffs - thank you!", "Can`t concentrate need a booster to woork", "4X4s are the shizz", "Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol", "o/*\\o (high five) to all of our fans! It`s finally here! I`ll write up a fancy news post shortly, wanted to get the mod itself out ASAP", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "Hate this song ? http://blip.fm/~5jg6f", "http://twitpic.com/4jbba - ohhh someone likes to play with their food.... heehee", "is at the farm doing what i do best...RIDING MY **** OFF!!!...get at me", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "editing something in photoshoot NILEY", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "twittering after 2 days!", "http://twitpic.com/4wuaq - another prof pic.", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "Yay for Block Party! You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave! Thanks for supporting NKOTB!", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "It`s a windy and rainy day", "mOod. was way too much fun. lol.. I lOve to dance TEchno !!! <3 ... life.lOve.stress &&. set backs <3 gnite", "Watching Everything Is Illuminated and dreaaaming<3", "I am now cleaning", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I`m going to open up PROVERBS and get as much wisdom as possible-I`m hungry!", "just the mere fact that you twittered and someone read it, then it matters p.s. love your song Gravity", "20 John: : http://tinyurl.com/cq5nkp", "Yooooooo!? What up mates?!", "I`m thinking you deserve an award. A big shiny one.", "- that is awesome.", ": yes and ily", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "end of work... Thank God! I accomplished a number of things... http://plurk.com/p/rpaag", "had fun at wango tangooo!", "... thx for ur msg, so awesome! luv the new single! xoxo", "Anyone having twitter issues? It`s eating my tweets.", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "we are tooo fly boo", "just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors", "darn open source software and it`s security holes", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "hahaha thaanks! i�m from brazil!", "Its already been a crazy morning and its ONLY 1030", "sheboygan / teekay / other kids / fight / angus / ryan / mall / mcdonalds / high / party / beer pong / drink / drive home. fun night", "Back from SOAP, soooo fun.", "thanks 4 the folow", "where have you been? LOL", "Ok that **** duet was hysterical LOL", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "I tweet sooo much about you. Gahd. Hahaha!", "losing weight check the pic", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "alrightttt twitter. i have netball nowww this is my 600th twitter haha byeeeee", "- haha you do that mate btw have you seen a film called american history x starring edward norton", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "grabe, norms. i researched; dami pala flamenco forms and sub-forms. kaloka! i attempted a Solea. kaloka ang 12-beat!", "Haha Ashley tisdale is on again", "Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore Any good FREE online ones you know of?", "and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!", "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "that`s a lot of mangoes.. haha baka naglilihi ka ahh?? haha joke lang carmen", "_lee lol a bugg to school thats awsome", "saw a whole lot of your stuff at Africa Joy Casterbridge Farm, White River in Mpumalanga.was quite thrilled to see ur stuff", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "you should do an # for the safesex topic" ]
949
Fuuuuuuuudgeee I burned my finger with oil! It hurts
[ "egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!", "Urgh.... feeling like **** today. Bad headache, tired, blood sugars too high.", "thought id tanned after an hour in the sun, i was wrong....i`ve just burnt", "listening to music was kostet der fisch ?! xD my mathsteacher has choose the wrong job... that`s wrong grammar but a real fact !!", " oooh im sorry to late i smashed it", "'Thick as pig **** - went to Oxford' - Helena`s (Cantab) friend`s description of me to her boyfriend, yesterday...", " Cheese and Onion! Vinegar taste weird on crisps! England`s got loads of weird crisps flavorus lol.. What do you like ? x", "Broke Up with girlfriend, FEELING Very lonely and heartbroken Sad times guys (N)", "@ RyanSeacrest : hi there might be a problem as it says no stream online, wat`s not right?", "Working at hop city. Gotta miss baseball", " it starts @ 6. But we will be there until they throw us out. Traffic will be crazy!", "OUCH! my earphones just shocked me", "Just saw a trailer for Batman Arkham Asylum and you can play as the Joker. But that`s only PS3 exclusive. **** That hurt.", " whyd u feel awful after last night?", "Big Sam Houston is not big enough to overcome the challanges of moving-car-iphone photography http://yfrog.com/0xhu5j", " my days been aight! been cleaning mostly! went to mcds to check for hader toy..no luck so i ate chickfila" ]
[ "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "I have to go to work with out my and", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "Out with the guys playing 10 pin & doing Mexican! Great combo! My bowling was not so good though I blame it on my previous broken arm!!", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao", "in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "http://twitpic.com/4w9zb - must... stick.. my... thumb.. in .. chin... dimple!! lol my hubby has one lol but his is un ...", "haha!! someone with an axe just popped up at you Scenie!! what did you do???", "u dont have to quit smoking http://bit.ly/CHZLW", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "Time for a clean up.", "_august84 haha... may be.. hehe.. I might have been imported. but i love the heat... love playing football on a hot day....", "got it at answered", ": thx for the follow!", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "dude, was that you in the new Star Trek Burger King commercial? Bud Light AND Burger King? So proud of u man.", "lol what!! where is it!", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "how`s the baby fever", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "....ok, sOooooooooo I DID that!! i`ve got u in the palm of my hand", "_ omg and you never would believe what we did. ahaha, i loved it. but it felt like a movie, but REAL!!", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "lol girl I cannot stop!!! I am a student, I can`t afford $14 a pop eyeshadows. But I am so hooked", "Ohhh french tip! My fave, my nails aren`t long enough yet tho Ill ask the manicurist", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "didn`t make it to 1000 but I smoked her. She`s at 60 and I`m at 260. thank you! How r u?", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "crud is all I can say", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "Just got out of work", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "got a case of the bubblies.", "I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "oh yes some are quite nice! and my `photoshop` liep zojuist vast. so now I have to start over painting R�is�ngs glove", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Trying to fix my background", "(Raises hand) Oh! Oh! Me too! #caffeine", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get", "Was actually done by my cousin", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "- Try this one", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "need to cheer up!", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "Today more sore than surgery day. Glad I took extra sick day. Full recovery expected after 6 weeks. Calling lawn service firms today", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "off to bed with my sore ****", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.", "Is feelin right rite now", "i cant do anything", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "man i just made a **** buger mmmmmmmmm taste so **** delicious i love food, i eat my feelings lol", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!" ]
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Friday is not treating me well so far.
[ "Feel like death evil headache and need to pack and drive to parents. Bum.", "at work and it sucks big time", " Im goodie. I feel like we are so disconnected", "IN PAIN. my big toe got stamped on during the hokey cokey. it hurts so much! anyone have any suggestions to help with it?", "Omg I just woke up after only sleeping for 3hrs, and my arm is just aching... It hurts so bad", "Graduating from high school tonight im kind of sad..", " Aww, I had one yesterday, they suck", "2 hours 3 mins left.....THE PRESSURE!!!! We need to hurry #48hours", "Oh I`m really tired of these migraines! #Endometriosis & #Fibromyalgia & #Migraines & sleep probs just compoundin ea other since surgery", "Poor little MBA is on fire again", "Oh noes, Not Your Average Joes in Lexington is closing! Sad", "_intruder well said...please take him off my hands..i can`t cope !!!! Set that fox on him", "Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.", " yip, that would be a sign that you`ve been on the dodgy sites Jo... eish boet, it ain`t cool", " You poor thing Hang in there. -****- luf joe", "I can`t wait to start my weekend. I`m so sick of working, I have to self-medicate, and I`m fresh out of herb" ]
[ "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "Home from school. Out tonight? Probably not", "No, rather we`re OMG it`s nearly Monday", "Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "I am usually more creative on Mother`s Day but lately I have not been feeling creative. O.K.. Good Night. uh Morning...", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "_cook Guess I am very shallow then!", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "hey hunny bunny, what`s a weekend? is that like a day off or something?", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "10 25 Am Still waiting on the doc to come and break my water.", "I`m okay. Ima go to the park and play some ball. Not in the best of moods. Got stress to relieve.", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "Sang on xbox lips and drunk beer my weekend rocks so far", "Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!", "45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "no omelette today dim sum tomorrow! FEAST!", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "well, someone told me it`s only there for two weeks i`m going again next week with a friend IN SCHOOL TIME :p ...", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "I wish I was at Disneyland or watching Star Trek like other people are doing. I swear, I must be the only sap who works on Fridays.", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "My three-day weekend starts now. Was gonna watch Star Trek, but opted to go another night instead.", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "never part of these follow fridays", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "just got home and counting the days till friday", "don`t i know it, writing an exam essay this weekend myself", "Took yesterday off & treated myself to an outfit & shoes, I have not treated myself in a while, my mothers day gift to me", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", ": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "Just five more days. Five more long days. Ahh!", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "no #thedailyshow this week", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "Downloadfestival`s lineup isn`t as good as i thought it was. There are some other awesome bands doing the festivals, but missing DL", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Once again another late night. But I scored a mojito, so ...", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland." ]
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so tired from school and work. shower than neighboures.
[ "ouch, my back. I`m sick of having a pamela anderson esque chest", "jus skinned my knee. Wat am i 6!?!?! Hurts lyke hell tho. Its always tha little ones that hurt tha most.", " and if you want to leaveeeee I can guranteee, you won`t find nobody, else like meeee", "My sunburn itches ouch", "Missed the WBC counterprotests. But probably going to WaterFire with Ben, yay!", "Has been underpaid just when i really didn`t need to be as well.", " I considered being a nurse when I was younger but I really don`t think I could cope if a baby died", "also just hanging right now?? just bored hahaha didn`t have to work again today this is different.... no hours no money lol whatev", " she`s in LA, wanting sun today... but apparently LA isn`t cooperating", "he switches off his cellphone!! huaaaaa, i cant sleep buzz me bebe..", "last day of school and last concert of my life.. wow.. can you say emotional? im really gonna miss mhs.. had graduation practice today..", "wow, there`s still the void of whre thomas left The heartache is never going to go away", "specially when you`re already burneded. wore mums shoes as well, and now im all blistered. it sucks balls..", "_pina_14 Not good!!He wouldnt like his girl flirting with his colleagues,would he?", "_X sorry about that.", "really hates delayed trains especially 44 minute delayed trains. Now going to be late for work" ]
[ "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "Last day of holydays, gotta get back to work Anyway, 2 great weeks", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "Up and at`m getting ready for work", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "Fog horn of DOOM! A great way to start the morning... living next to the harbour is really great", "Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "hahaha.. it`s ok, how can I hire your mom??! So paiseh.. haha, I shall do all the washing then", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "Aww thanks! I am indeed graduating on Friday. Just 4 finals stand between me and freedom...or Teach for America and law school", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "Its like I had a power nap.", "its getting really windy out there", "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "where has my sleep run off to??", "aaahhh, showers are great", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "has a lot to catch up on from the weekend! The BHR hosts have been busy, busy, busy http://plurk.com/p/rqpl7", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood", "Just chillin` in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?", "Around better.. How are you ?", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.", "hooome from work. why am i awake still? up in 5 hours", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all", "About to take a shower. Then see how annas doing", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "finally leaving this place! woohoo! school time!", "Painting is hard work. Very tired. But satisfying to see God`s house getting prettier. And I like the yellow of Tim`s room.", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "Just got done working out....relaxing than off to work", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer", "The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight", "I is goin to bed now", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "it`s like the library equivalent of 'it`s 5 o`clock somewhere.' someone else in on the ref desk somewhere", "_n_nouns ikr? my parents take the cake tho, they don`t grocery shop and they go out to eat all the time just them 2...", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "gives you a Haiku status (inspired by Michelle Yuen) the sun is shining a perfect day glorious day outside my office", "Work out. Now actual work", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "Writing or making sense ?", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "New Twitter coolness: conversations with neighbors (http://is.gd/ybd0) during a thunderstorm.", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Of the back of their heads http://yfrog.com/0zywwj", "_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call", "is thinking about a career change", "Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good", "You`re a fine looking set of neighbours, I must say! Lots of compliments have been showered upon your header graphic too", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "so disappointed with human kind 'What`s wrong with the world?' I have five girls in the garden, innocently enjoying the good weather...", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr", "Another water leak in my appartement. The good side is that I get to meet the girls previous & next floors", "Feels good? Now the hardest part will be to keep it empty every day. Or at least several times a week.", "are you having a bad day?" ]
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I wanted to see the story on ACORN tonight on Glen Beck but I missed it
[ "I dont like seeing my best friend cry, it breaks my heart and I dont know what to do or say", " I refuse to get excited as I don`t want to be let down if it happens, as long as it`s not between June 11 - 28 or I`d die", "super bored on a friday night", "on my way to work. I`M SO HUNGRY!", "Hello and thank you for all of the #followfridays people. I always forget, sorry", "Too bad the Red Devils.. disappointing to say the least", " hmmm, I thought u were sleeping!! Too bad I can`t see those videos until tomorrow night.", "sad Miss my friends !", " Business or pleasure? Will keep my eye out for anything. You`re just missing a Moondog concert tomorrow night", "why are matters of the heart so complicated?", " genevaaa! my picture isnt showing up i dont think im doing it right", "agh! freaking out about going to Wales already! >< not packed!!", " I know. But the second problem being: he doesn`t REALLY exist still applies. Shame", "Bah, here I was out in the sun in my new hammock, drinking beer, playing the guitar and singing, and the mosquito chased me inside", " Do you think the bead crumb navigation will return to the new Fusion studios? I really miss that at the top of each item.", " i feel like tweeting you for no reason. so um hiiiiii." ]
[ "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??", "I can`t Vote 4 u a the MTV movie awards. There is no vote button. Is it cause i live in sweden? I wanna vote 4 u 2 u rock xo", "eh..not sure daw guesting ni cha on monday", "Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with etc", "does anyone know where I can watch the prison break tv movie? It`s not on itunes", "http://twitpic.com/624qo - but a brown snake bit my duck named Elvis anyway ahaha Elvis is soo cutee!! And so is Nicho ...", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "_Lee I loveee and missss my annie!!", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "I`m just a couple bus stops away from an LC, but I didn`t realize that until about a month or so ago", "Ideas gallore!! Rock Opera FTW!!!! Yes tweets Kayleigh and I are writing a rock opera. For more info email us: CoatAndKay.com", "happy that Google Wave is trending. Can`t watch the video for it... certain flash videos are blocked by my company`s network.", "Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "For those of you heading out of vancity I`ve heard the hwy is closed east bound at cwack", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun", "a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Hearing a surprising news about my bestfriend...where are you sis ? You have to tell me the whole story", "yeah but they had to come barcelona, because not all the fans can be in that concert COME BARCELONA! JESSI TE QUIERO", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "you didnt send me the text", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "_lavish i told diamond to follow you. and why u aitn share the starburst", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "well i just got home and its not on till tmw at 530p but with comcast its on right now but i didnt miss it", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "Yes...met Jon last yr at an interesting 'Questionning Agile' Agile 2008 session. Don`t see him on this yr`s schedule.", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "Morning, dude! Ivy has decided she wants to go on a boat today. Are you guys around this PM? Would be nice to see you.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "Went and saw Fighting last night with the best friend. It wasn`t all that great but Channing Tatum is amazing!", "as we were disembarking @ Tswassen we saw a pod of killer whales ^^ i`d just finished pointing out that i`d never seen bc killer whales.", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "on youtube watching taylor on the today show wish i was there !", "Am trying to get through the pilot of the first season of friday night lights. Oh gosh Pass the tissue...", "Watching Ace of Cakes: LOST edition omfgggg", "ach, probably not... they are labeled as MI-5, which I believe was the name used when they aired on BBC America", "What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "_mueller yes i love it its just a little bit complicated, because i want it on my BB , but it doesnt work", "what happened to your phone", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "Im glad that wasnt my real diver theory test! I failed i got 70% 35/50 questions right but i did have 35mins left lol x", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "GRANADA BOWL WITH THE CREW! Birthday bowling for Fisch and me http://twitpic.com/4wn29", "If I end up working in DC, GMU is on my 'short list' for Masters No. 2. Started Sys Eng program in the 90`s; never finished.", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "Is at work.... boo! The Pin-Ups will be playing at Uncommon Ground Wednesday night at 9 p.m.! (1401 W. Devon Ave., Chicago 60660", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "yay that was good umm reggie perrin next.. oh who cares no1`s watching bbc1 lol", "he not getting off early?", "I`m gonna miss the show at whitby for the weekend! btw i love your show! Radio 1 is always on! ly x", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "don`t ya just love a free night to catch up on your DVR shows? ANTM here I come...ha ha!", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "Shared Kim H�ltermand - Portfolio: Shared by Kaare Finally a dane I´ve got the honor to do the amazing.. http://tinyurl.com/coypsl", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "how can I read the Floyd article says it`s private", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "Hi Denis, when can we grab coffee? would love to catch up with you. Jordan", "Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "watched the Bones finale last night in the UK & it rocked!! oh how much I missed Zack!!! is so freakin` awesome <3", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back" ]
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Much to my surprise, I was using my credit card before the crack dawn to do some serious online gambling. One problem: it wasn`t me.
[ " that would be lovely, alas the cubs would not be gracious enough to stop wrecking the house while we were soaking our bones", "Jus sittn here thinkin....wow yo my boy is really gone! Smh yo! Its bout to be 3 weeks on Sunday! R.I.P VON", "Is Bored. Waiting Till 7:06 To Go Out To Tha Bus", " it wasn`t that good tonight I know DCD though .... I won`t say what happened!", "I am sitting at the computer eating grapes it`s hailing outside! o: I MISS SUMMER.", " http://www.CultureShockMag.com shoutz 2 the mix on the site is gonna b nervvoouuss", "I watched wayyyy too much Beverly Hills 90210 today and I am not proud of that fact. TV FAIL", " you`re in harlem? where? im so jealous right now! i miss living in nyc!", "It is hot here in Texas and our ac upstairs is broken so its really hot at my house.", " what did you think of the finale? I thought it was kind of a cheap way out", "Cat is anxiously watching wild turkeys in my back yard....I think they have their eyes on my bunny rabbit", " just called me a cheeseburglar. He made me sad", "I think I tricked out my ankle during cardio yesterday. I`m getting old.", " **** i hope theyr all wrong we need him", "Thinks she`s getting sick.....", "It smells badly of garlic" ]
[ "mayb he was raped when he was younger", "i got locked out my carrrr had to call a lock smith. - $35.00", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "are you not well?", "haha! sorry to hear that", "You know... time was, you could look at a Web page`s source code and figure out how it worked. Now it takes a lot more effort.", "because my dad has the tv to loud. Then i get creeped out cuz im from a dodgy neighbourhood and there was someone in my bush.", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "I want my real keys back", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.", "I know it wasn`t going to be there, but I check EZTV for The Office torrent...", "Just ordered an ASUS Eee PC.", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "you Wish that would have been your tweet after you followed me.", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "On the phone with the bank.", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "RB vi...t.y both ? http://blip.fm/~5jfu9", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "... Waited for the band before the Singapore show, met Chris M and got tickets... Nothing you don`t know!", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", "today was my first day", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "thanks for that, now i learned something new today enjoy.", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "We don`t have either of those here.", "i knew that, jus givin u a hard time hehe", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "Or maybe its just us ....", "Haha. I just won a $1000 bet. I settled for $100. Not bad.", "omg i found it thnx", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "Wow, you were here? Why didn`t you tell me? J/k That`s cool though; I have yet to see one...", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "I gave a homeless lady named Ruby an Ice Cream sandwich and a cigarette. That is my g00d deed for the day. :p", "I been following.... LOL.. just dont be paying attention to little ol Mylan", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "So you have to call the Customer Care .. or try to enter any wrong pw and see the result , is it 'invalid user name or password' ?", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "If you had owned an *actual* cellphone, that would have been video, and called a 'QiK'", "WOW never seen him before , he`s bloody awesome , I think bcoz George won last year however could be bad for him x", "he not getting off early?", "mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again", "You can be Cinderelliiee", "Thanks your my first lol", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "not if i`m not on the list", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "NEW motorcycle and you POPPED a cable already? wow-you ride HARD!", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "officially has pink eye.", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "is a lumberjack http://twitpic.com/4wqe8", "Can`t access your site!", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful! The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...", "I work with drunk golfers, it can be exciting! It wasn`t bad Yours, sir?", "Invite them to your house instead", "in less then a min i lost 2 followers", "Hmm...Whilst, walking through the city I received an inviataion into an SUV Limo via some prom fellows... Don`t they have dates? Oh boys!", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "Ah, I thought management fiat was your own fiat Oh well... And... Shripriya (or Shri if one must shorten it).", "I assume nobody uses PortableApps anymore except for myself. In that case, forget what I said earlier", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "It rained here too", "causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "_ thatd be likely, bein that i lived on campus ha...i just moved back to the cov", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x", "My sources say no", "LOL NOPE, saw a show on TV that claimed so, figured i`d try and get my own non-media stats", "GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....", "you forgot your fans too! haha", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "Hawks lost but it was a good time", "mhmm idk i thought of just showing up and freaking ppl out hehe...but yeah i TOTALLY understand if it is just for u guys VN sounds cool!!", "but i didnt krystal spent the night last night..i dnt think i posted that. but ya, we laughed a lot. SQUIRREL! & HOUSE! new inside jokes.", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks" ]
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yeah but there are like 5,000 types of snakes..and it`s wicked wicked wicked hot...and idk. i don`t think i`d like it
[ " THIS WEBSITE GAVE ME A VIRUS! When i opened it more windows kept POPPING up", "is going home... I`ve seriously had enough", "chillin after a LOOOONNNGGG day of basketball hella tired sleepy time zzzz", " I don`t like the possibility of the left side of my brain hurting because of the thing called a VP shunt and possible death", " Wish i was out an about, stuck in with a pile of boxes, a sore back and a load of tesco blue shopper bags to fill from the kitchen", " Didn`t work for me Except when I used the word autofollow and got followed by an bot selling an autofollow program.", "@ cayogial i wanted to come to BZ this summer :/ not so sure anymore... a teacher`s life in the summer SUCKS", " HIII!!!! i`ve missed you just bored....what about u?", ": Am getting upset listening to the say now I want to speak to you Mitchel but my darn phone got no money on x", " Oh, don`t spoil my fun, lol", "[H]ouse starts on Sunday and I`m sad as I can`t afford Sky,", "On way to exam, very very nervous bah", "I have the worst stuffy nose EVER. Lauren`s spending the night, and I took too much Sudafed!", " Speaking of fish, our company fish just died RIP Julio", " That may be, I still don`t like hearing his name so much. #blackhawks #canucks", "Missed getting my 'Twilight' jacket @ modcloth! Man I wish I didn`t have long monkey arms and could of gotten the L instead!!" ]
[ "just need to know what to be cautious about. being cautious is good.", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "That`s the song I mean", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "go to mid valley la **** haha! never mind la, i don`t wanna go with you anyways", "Oh, okay. Every so often I get this random taste of blood in my mouth that makes me go 'eww, blood'. Haha.", "I want to go see Up", "so go back for more", "I want to get super pretty and i want a cig", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it", "that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "It`s about to rain!!", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", ": no i`m not going.", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "not Pimm`s in a can?", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "looks like your having fun", "No nothing wrong with thinking he`s hot, but he belongs to me", "Whaaaaaaaaaat?! Thas HOT B! Super nice!", "you will never be the same...", "i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS", "u dont have to quit smoking http://bit.ly/CHZLW", "James and I battle over everything too! It`s kind of a love-hate relationship", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "I am jealous...Ur koi fish are getting ur attention & I`m not.....lmao I`m kidding!!", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "actually I could do with going to weight watchers", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "i`m not being mean", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "YES!!! haahaaa.! break out the jellybeaniesss!", "haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "answer my really cool questions", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "Theres no such thing", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "Awww my lovies! Yes I love it all. And I`m totally finishing my buffalo sammich after a few hits off the new bongie. <3", "http://twitpic.com/4hbs5 - ahahahahahahahaha can i please eat that off your head ****", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "fun in the sun hmmm hell no it`s cold", "Which do you prefer? Hamdemic, Aporkalypse or Parmageddon?", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "im talking about twitter some more", "Oh, I`m jealous (how surprising)", "I KNOW! I love Nicholas Braun & I think he`ll make an okay Cameron but I don`t wanna see it either", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "finished watching the movie `mirrors`. I liked it but it really didnt do anything for me 5 out of ten i give it // cool http://g ...", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "__ Thanks. It`s SO annoying!", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "the suns starting to go in im getting coldddd!", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "people ask a lot.. and plus i thought id contribute to a SYKES to the trending topics", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "ill check that out", "Im soooo intrigued! I want to try this weekend. Kaya lang baka maaddict ako.", "Well, I still can`t wait for the one shot.", "I want to come over", "I know, It`s so crazy! I love using it too Have you seen my YT recently? I am a partner now ****", "im just dreamin out loud, i cant have you for mine and i know it", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Whaat? That would seem to be a very powerful spell. Kind of tips the scale in their favor.", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "oh suuuuuuuure...rub it in why don`t ya!!!!!!!!! LOL Enjoy!", "I have to go to work with out my and", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "I need one too.", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "lol, don`t rub it in", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?", "ohh shardup! hehe. hes hot lah, gotta admeeet! bleh.", "I don`t know how you do it", "that`s such a long time from now", "remember, dont let your small list cover your big list...its too little to even worry about it.", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "love is like a war,,easy to begin, hard to end..fiuuhh...", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "I think they`re really good, so that probably damns them to obscurity.", "yo u can`t love 1 twin and not the other lol", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!" ]
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I think I may have ruined a friendship this week by getting carried away
[ "___ okay, i`ll finally get to meet Dia! that`s her name, right? oh geez i`ll feel so stupid if it`s not.", " Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.", "Now Im crying.... Poor thing..", " soooooo wish i could, but im in school and myspace is completely blocked", " For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee.", "on jacksonville beach walking in the cold **** water but have to work in the morning ily <(`-`)>", "i know i have lots of comments to return but i have been really busy i`ll get round to it guys, sorry", "is cursing AB`s wardrobe handles. One drew blood", "_Beckiie_x omg are you going to see it?! another reason to not live in devon none of the f***in cinemas have the film im so annoyed", "_trip I bet he didn`t fall asleep till like this morning sorries.", "just found out my friend`s dad passed away yesterday", "grumble..weather man.. don`t know wtf they are talkin about.", "**** typical. GH:M arrives just as I leave for work. It`s going to be a long day", "i don`t know what to do... time is going by so fast.", "Dang my own LDBF didnt give me a Follow Friday shot out", "Is feeling a bit lonely" ]
[ "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "had a life changing redhead - she got away", "Home from school. Out tonight? Probably not", "Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "lol liking your style Alice tell him you`ve got standards to maintain lol, it`s national Cork girls go wild in london week", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "is back from a weekend get away", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "_pinkapple Not much on for the weekend here. Off to Knox shortly & definitely must get into the garden. It`s a wee bit neglected.", "muhaha martha <33 have fun see uu next mnth", "Oh man sold out had to step away from my desk for 10 min! you were right", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "Caps lost. ARGH! But HP game evening was much fun", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "i should of gone to kirsty`s for the night, anything to get out of the house", "Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.", "We`ve never heard anyone say they like doing ANYTHING on Monday mornings! You must have had an early cup of coffee or two", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Just helped save a runaway dog. he didn`t want to be my friend, though.", "you people are missing the point here, instead of loosing followers he`s GAINING! over 50 new ppl in 6 hours", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "it`s overwhelming how i`m finally catching up with my cousin/bff since i was three who i haven`t seen in years. ah, memories. miss her", "nah i followed them first then they followed me. i think 12-306 overnight is pretty good", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "http://twitpic.com/67x8k - WITH MY FRIENDS WERE IN OUR WORK", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese", "Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "My friends are mocking my weekend! have they been talking to you?", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "Take that back on the cast...one dropped last night!", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Saying goodbye to a good trusted friend today. Goodbye free Sky TV, you were the best friend anyone could have had.", "Plan for this evening: dinner, shopping for dress shirts, watching Up, going to bed. Plan for Saturday: Funeral for a friend...", "Hiya! You might want to delete and retweet - the link to your blog doesn`t work", "I have been called by my friend the bed. It is time to acknowledge the inevitable. Goodnight All, Hello Sleep", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith", "learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?", "Morning twitts heading home had a great sleep over w. my bf Tennille!", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", "SAimee 26 july, Underage festival 2 August, i found some others but they were too far away", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober", "the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week" ]
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: aww im sorry honey. that stinks
[ "For some dumb reason my dresser is sticky on top. And for another reason, a family history book got attached to it Now the back is jacked", "Hangin with the fam! My head is hurtin", "Can`t I mix and match Dumb drive in!", " I have no idea I`m watching Rafa too. Running to the comp ever to often to check live score. he`s 3-2 down in the third.", "for all the effort and time put into some of these relationships with people, you learn enough not to trust anyone...", " my tix are in limbo....as usual #UPSsucks", "Gah! Buddy K is a must hang with person right now I miss him. Along with Parker and McPhee.", " - NOT A HEAP HEY. JUST BOUT TU HIT THE SACK. ITS 1.15AM HERE. I NEED SOMEONE TU CUDDLE. SUCKS WBU.? X", "just got back from my exam... im surely gonna fail...now trying 2 get tickets 4 il divo! someone doesnt want us 2b there!!!", "Missing how it used to be", "i am boooooooored, theres nowhere to go", " Trickery? No, just exasperation at seeing **** Pride hijacked by a politics bigger and uglier then anything it`s meant for", "it`s friday night. i`m home. no party this weekend", " supposed to be visiting Austin Sun-Thurs..but not feeling well since vaca. Would`ve said hello for sure!", "College work sucks so much!", " when it rains it pours - how true is that? I`m so sorry I hate those kinda times." ]
[ "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "not there but wish I were", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "yooo! Its rainin dumb hard out.", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "yeah, not meant to be", "I should stop trying to reach", "What happened to the weather??", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "Ugh. Going to skool", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "_benson It`s raining where I am. I wish it wasn`t.", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!", "i didnt get a hug today", "haha well, kinda! I`m Mommy to my lil` pom-chi hehe thank you! ;)", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "you stopped followin me?", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "Totally agree, she wasn`t even as good as the judges said wither! Just said it to make her feel better", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "June gloom is upon us.", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "But now it`s gone", "http://twitpic.com/4hbs5 - ahahahahahahahaha can i please eat that off your head ****", "I wasn`t near him.", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Don`t worry, you spelt `NO` correctly! It just looks wrong", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "You forgot moi #twpp", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "So stinkin` adorable! I want to come check out the studio", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "_devi thankyou. i wont but you know", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "Wish I was there!", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "just that you`re not here...", "Aw what about me", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "ya`ll going out without me", "I don`t get it...", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "lol! I thought we was suppose to guess..****, I tried tho..lolol!", "& to you matey", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "my pic didn`t work" ]
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_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true I hope u r not disappointed yet
[ "We`re dealing with Overactive Let-Down right now. http://bit.ly/9ydHU", "Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha", "man.. it`s starting to rain real hard..", " i didn`t hit the right button or what. i wrote on the sheat tho, that i thought it was the cafe currency button. im sorry", "very disappointed in him gonna have to sleep it off....", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t now the news but thats ok. BRB x", " I have my 830 class **** school! what time you work wed? if jade comes ima have to get her in antioch at amtrak.", "my sister just ripped my heart outta myy fukkn chest. im super hurt right now. she`s all i ever needed in this life.", "im blonding ... slowly but surely im blonding ... i wana scratch my hair but im not allowed", "If my phone dies I will die too!", " I`m soo jealous right now!!", "Good Morning Folks 13 more days to go! and sadly 2 more days of the Giro but that means the Tour is not too far away", " Oh, that sounds bed..poor girl", " what`s goin on hun? I`m worried about you", "went to the dmv today.....some things never change", " hey Gerardo! (late response) that day i was talking bout forgiving my brother 4 givin me wrong directions! i got way to upset" ]
[ "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "i was in front of u the other day i waved and u didnt off to eddie izzard now!", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.", "Glad to hear you`ll have your 1st tournament soon. As KSN says, 'We need more practice!'", "hold on to what you`ve got", "i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again", "WELCOME BACK see you tomorrow! come pick up your gift ;)", "got the txt - holla when ya need me", "YAY!! that`s so cool aww that woulda been sweet, no worries though! I`m just glad you had fun!!", "hey Dasit thanks for the message", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "Ah so 15 months. I`m sure he is advanced, and it`s not you being biased they seem to grow up faster these days - now I sound old!", "Sounds great. I`m looking forward to it then", "Yes, you really should!", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "Morning, that`s not mean, that`s just smart", "can`t wait for it. i love your scripts. honestly, you should have a future career as a script writer - Stock Twits", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "Good luck tonight! have fun", "I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!", "_zero its cool, and thats good", "Thanks, hope you have a good one", "I was just thinking that", "very heart-warming indeed. I`ll be looking forward to that day", "I`m not a hobo.", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "So!!! Why should that matter? I bet you would be GREAT at it! I do!!! It`s what you love, right? Why not go for it!", ", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT", "for nearly a month!! So exciting", "maybe cause you look so innocent", "I am doing fantastic JJJ! You? Doing your questions already? teacher`s pet!!", "You guys can make it through!", "heey your awsome. god bless.", "no its the same", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it", "you are so right!", "I can only promise about 150 or so.", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "Seen the doctor today. Everything was fine! Might go for ultrasound scan just as a precaution", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "anyone excited for harry potter like i am. **** twilight postponed my first love oh well off to find some hai chai", "I`ll stop the world and melt with you...the cure", "http://tinyurl.com/67sk5r Follow my blog and I`ll follow yours", "I meant you are not lazy, your work proves it", "coool thanks a lot ****", "I will! promise to bring me back something from the moon?", "I found out this morning too.", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "i`m fake. . Is that the same? ~K~", "i know, don`t tell anyone i dont know if my dad told the famz yet. i think i`m taking it online.", "psst new blog up.. comments me likey", "sounds like a plan.....yea excited now", "way i bought it today aswell now i have it twice cos i pre ordered it aswell cya later x!", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "i think i`ll pass the worm! haha, but good morning!", "I am blessed beyond measure", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.", "I appreciate your kind words. I am glad that the words resonate with you", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "oh ok. Well good for you...can I get some weather updates instead?? jk.", "congratulations, you two are so well suited have a lovely day x", "_another_1 I love that we just get a little peek of your dimple", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "Didn`t make to my cousin`s yacht convention. Hope he doesn`t get upset. And hope he won.", "Nothing wrong with that samantha", "_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "P9 for Danica and your team... Not a end of the world, now is just hopes for a great race", "here btw, this is not a bot", "aw thas good im glad your happy i jus been chillin", "yeah, i`m so excited.", "http://twitpic.com/4qpzx - i love you guys you`re the best", "imnot aloud to call you!but i think your awesomeily!****", "i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya", "was jus so excited t c ur name", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "LOVE LOVE him. http://bit.ly/chLaV @ that tease of Your Baby @ the end... boooooo. still luv tho.", "Well hopefully I`ll see you both at the conference", "if you are a cute guy add/follow me i`ll do the same", "Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful! The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...", "all the best for your IB exams Carl. I hope you don`t find them too difficult and that they go well for you.", "David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "Yahoo ! Great! Always nice to hear successful stories!", "So...I was half asleep when I wrote the previous message. Greatest friends !!haha You are!!", "I no he`s the same friend that went with my bf to something at t... Read More: http://is.gd/JmjB", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "i have a feeling today is going to be amazing", "WOOT! favourtie, well second favourite episode just came on TOW ross and rachel ... you know", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "success! another paper demolished! the rock god lives on! 2 more...well, 1.5 to go. Yes!!! out to celebrate awesomeness ...", "it sure is Hope you`re having a great morning", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "heyy i finally got one too oh and good luck on your finals today", "so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back", "ok thanks do you like my new pic? http://twitpic.com/4jewc", "Buying my copy today, so excited! Need to learn it for friday Good luck in sheffield", "2 days & 5 text messages this month", "You make me happy, whether you know it or not <3", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "pop, idk how to reply to ur tweet from my phone lol but yeah my bday is in a few days. soooo excited!", "it`s stable, faster than 2.x and working.", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "http://bit.ly/5e7dr this is cool, van helden.", "Oh, amazing I have two too and I need to have the third (yn)", "following `cause ordered it" ]
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im still melting and im in the house in the shade its not fair.
[ "Thinks that my friends lifes go around with what they boyfriends do and then they have not time for us girls", "super bored on a friday night", "all dressed up and no where to go...", "O dnt even like wearing my skinny jean no more cuz of yall **** **** ni99as...", "Just tried an energy drink to report back for you guys, and im sweating and have the worst cramps. I want to lie down", " *HUGS you* awwww......i`m sorry you are feeling sad E!", "10) I`m allergic to hot wax", "nyc placements have started to come out, but it looks like upgrades might have to wait yet another two weeks for placements! dreadfully", " - No work, but gotta be here till 9pm Enna kodumai sir idhu...", " Aw it says the pic doesn`t exist anymore", "Ugh, my internet was down!", "now aches & chills have joined the party. Why couldn`t the cold just go away? It had to get worse?", "Poor little MBA is on fire again", " I have no IPhone (poor credit!). But I cannot live without my cell phone! I am on mass transit every day!", " I feel almost empty inside today. Not a good feeling.", " sayid could be dead." ]
[ "http://twitpic.com/4jjlc - I love it! If it`s pouring rain, I still want to go.", "bbq was great... just relaxing around the house! dont wanna leave my city but have to tomorrow... got to clean the house when i get back", "my life is so exhilerating family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in", "all alone. still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "Gone up to 8mm on my plug. Help, this is where I said I`d go maximum and I still want to stretch it more...", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed", "Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "Loving the sunshine! Wish poor Richie would feel better", "& you still are not following me", "I`ve got 18 yr @ home & 26 out the house & they`re always here! AND they bring FRIENDS! WHY? Hope you have a blessed Day!", "I <3 Rupert Grint......& of the boy, Ive accepted tht I do fancy him But im certain he doesnt feel the same so its not worth telling him", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Tom, get ready, here in Porto Alegre is really cold", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "I am sitting here taking a little break and trying to recharge so I can continue housework", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "I fell for Austin Taura Hanafiah even morreee! Shoott!!! A guy shouldn`t look that yumm! Hahaha...", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "For some reason, Corona Light tastes so much better when I am with you than it does when I am alone. http://twitpic.com/67wa0", "I can`t have any.", "Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "loves the way the sky looks now i.e. no cloud at all. but that would only mean that it`s ultra hot outside.... http://plurk.com/p/rpb7t", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "Esp with Twitter access! the party NEVER stops - even 'at nite' cuz it`s always daylight 'somewhere' around the world!", "omg having so much fun watcing house bunny, courto isa a ledge for sending me link <3", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Yes. Me too. I can`t understand why they have to do that. I mean, I know it`s all about Hollywood, but this thing is called love.", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "fully understands why these cats have cabin fever! Holy ****.. I really wanna be outside!!", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow", "is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??", "because my dad has the tv to loud. Then i get creeped out cuz im from a dodgy neighbourhood and there was someone in my bush.", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "I`m hungry wife is at a Bodyshop Party and is bringing a takeaway home with her - how much longer will the party go on?", "after a great day at work with the kids, disappointment with my roof decal", "...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "i wish it was summer", "We`re English (well in parts), it`s Weather, it IS an obsession", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "watching the rain and reminiscing about the time when everytime it rained I was with the love of my life.", "It was fun At a friends house cuz you know I don`t have a yard big enough for a firepit. SNIFFLE!", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "Gotta love nasty weatherrrrr. so jealous ur at knotts", "YES! I DONE IT! at last. my homework is ready dx and i can go waaalkiiing because the sun is shining ^^ oh yeah.", "I don`t want her to leave..", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "It`s beautiful outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and I? I`m studying Wish it were already vacation.", "not sure i can make it", "YA I JUST GOT A TWITT FROM SOMEBODY SAYIN IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA RAIN OUT HERE ON THE WEST COAST..I AINT BEEN OUTSIDE YET.", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|" ]
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right.. making compromises is what kills us!
[ "omg, my right hear us blocked and it`s so annoying. what i i wake up deaf?", "this is gonna sound really sad & depressing but I really really miss my uncle Sam", "absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday", "sad assembly next block", " I forgot that was tonight! Was planning on heading down to the Cask, that might not be such a good idea", "just seen 1 of the fat single Mums from up the road 'seductively' sprawled across some poor blokes bonnet. He probably needs new shockers", "Worried about Bry, he has bronchitis and a sinus infection Poor baby.", "So Bored. Firday Evening And Nothing To Do", "Field day is sad. No ribbons for me.", " I think they are disgusting", "FCKeditor is giving me problems! Posts just fine, but only edits in plain text! Help!", "**** back home in tallcree (rez) now i cant see my boyfriend", "'I only think of you as breaking my heart, I`m trying to keep it together but I`m falling apart.'", "Reading and taking notes but undertanding none of it ... HELP!", "28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2", " I`m straining to hear but it`s very hard from all the way over here." ]
[ "no its the same", "cont...and then it goes to waste no one likes stale sweets. That reminds me of this cute song called Stale Cupcakes lol", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness goodnight", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!", "http://twitpic.com/4hbs5 - ahahahahahahahaha can i please eat that off your head ****", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", ": no i`m not going.", "_bree say hi to the otters! They are my favorite- besides the fact they are slowly killing themselves with each shell they open.", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "Why kiss the feet of the people who kick you when you can be anything that you want to? morning everyone! Hope you have the best day ever", "- No hard feelings, I hope Like I say, I think we agree with each other.", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "We didn`t...but we did have to wait a good twenty minutes for one. Good night, though!", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "never trust someone else`s battery operated power tools when you`re in a hurry", "whatever pung ! haha.. i dont care. JK", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "So, what`s so great bout your so called `wonderful love life`? For god sake, W-A-T-E-V-A!", "Family...friend... It`s good for the industry i plan on going into...Far FAR away from Ohio I hate it here.", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "i always feel last.", "sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love", "Noones talking to me anymore", "It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!", "did not understand anything you said", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "we`re gonna miss you. dont worry, there will be more for sure!", "Hockey was so fukin� good **** you hole! xD", "- Wtf Polyvore? what`s that? enjoy it though.", "I dont think so", "Don`t follow your dreams; chase them.- Richard Dumb (who I think is very smart", "Bumper Sticker: 'If you don`t want to stand up for our troops, feel free to stand in front of them' Thank you to all in the military", "Kayyy XD Yeah, everyone always talks about the part where the dog dies I need to find a movie that you haven`t seen now XD", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "http://bit.ly/ZGuQP What would happen if the Bees died?", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "Buffett Lambastes Bankers, Insurers for �Greed,� �Stupidity� http://is.gd/wyAB", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "it would be so fun. too much to do. not enough time or money.", "so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "Job??????? Not so much.", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "_Union don`t let anyone run you away from anything", "I agree. Everybody would`ve been excited and then it goes... ohhhh nooooo..... MS screws up again..", "????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you", "wasn`t the 'layers' just absolute positioned divs? Web compability killer", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "it`s beeen onee year", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!", "Should not drink cheap wine", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "praying to be humble is always dangerous, He will answer you (God gives grace ...)", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "yummy yummy ice creammm i hate heels &whoever made this pair.", "would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "why are you surprised?", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "Time for a clean up.", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "look how choke on this **** talks to me", "I`ll stop the world and melt with you...the cure", "geez why do u have to be SO obvious?", "I say the same about poems. When you are ready to write, 'nothing else matters' as a well known song tells us", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape." ]
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In worst case cenario, I`ll show up on OFFF with a white mask, and scare everyone. Even better: everyone should wear a mask besides me.
[ "I feel so deflated. No more doggy.", "My preorder of the Razer Sphex shipped today. I`ll be paying to review it because Razer is ignoring my emails", " Sigh. It is a sad, lonely profession.", "grrrr youtube wont let me watch the chat again", " she`s in LA, wanting sun today... but apparently LA isn`t cooperating", "What`s worse than a fever and sore throat? Cancelling a trip to see your little bro because of a fever and sore throat.", "Ahhhhhhhhh man blew up my amp!!!!! no more shredding", "I Wish i was still in Cornwall - i miss my auntie`s dogs", "thinking 53 more days is the only thing that gets me through work. ahhh i dont want to go", " ALL white shoes make me cringe . White shoes give me pause.", "i hate the biatches of this world", "Dad just said that our trip to UK is cancelled, due to da swine flu. Ooops! Sorry abang.", "a guy called me AD-HD kid earlier today, and that hurts", "has such a freakin migraine", "i hate the bus...any donations toward my car fund?", " Likewise. But I don`t know anyone who uses gtalk and the likes so I`m not holding much hope" ]
[ "Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc", "look at my background that`s how I want my future date to be like (well if I ever get him).", "Bout to hit pmark then make one of my final meals wit the housemates..", "YES!!! haahaaa.! break out the jellybeaniesss!", "ok bye alex have fun today", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!", "lao mein and spanikopita HAHA you would have to be here to know", "I want to go see Up", "Hellerrr new followerss. I`m Tricina & uhhm I`m cool", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "Thankfully that face only shows up for photoshoots", "haha that`s because you also look amazing in it! have fun!", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "fo sho, im down", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "don`t worry just sleep.", "it`s best if i check it while it IS up. when it`s down, i can`t really see anything", "Fear not! You deserve alot, you care for animals. )) I`ll get some food, don`t worry!", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "mufasa!!!! warriors or the OCEAN! hahahahahaha", "cause i wasn`t there!", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Aw .. the grillz in my background look like plaque ..", "is gonna have an irish wedding", "yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "Not eating funnel cake at Mag Fest is what I am doing", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "Has got to look for a job this weekend", "according to mary chaayaa, i look like a sexy emo in my dp i not emo.", "what do you mean jorx?", "My birthday is now over.", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "I need to look at apartments tomorrow", "I`ll give u an icecream ?", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...", "hey handsome! I`m packing", "http://twitpic.com/4vvou - Ok...I LOVE IT!! Melika come on do your make-up like this next time we go out", "eww What r u doing atm?", "I don`t have any", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", "who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "haha it will be interesting haha", "i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.", "shut up you know what! oll just like zack again then.", "No, but Geek Minds Think Alike.", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "boston needs one too", "LOL!!! I`m going to see it maybe today", "anytime that`s what Im here for *giggles*", "im nervous :/ i want to gimme a bear hug", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too", "your vid wont play x", "haha sounds like your going to have heaps of fun ****", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "Everyone MUST watch this...it`s Snowball the dancing bird & he will make your day...I promise! http://tinyurl.com/37wt5f", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "_Brad oh, cuz id like to use it on a whole heap on bitchy girls I knoww", "youre not going, are you ?", "you know you lvoe me!", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "Thanks! carry on the craziness again!!!", "It`s about to rain!!", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "Cover the tomm. event baby! Id like a live blogging on it", "#myweakness too loving ...i always let negative people into my life", "will you be posting a pic of you H suit?? Pretty please?", "i`m a bum today", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "can you please have a short stakc competition", "good night..have to get up so early tomorrow", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "off to work for the day", "zombie wrangler sounds like fun. I don`t have halo wars.", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "is it a test to gauge audience reaction? who ARE you?!", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "why do i turn red", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "see u Next Saturday With Mr", "i see you there", "Hahahah, I will be using that saying from now on!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "I`m just to far from where you are, I wanna go home...", "look, i`m following you!", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Early bird gets the worm. And in my case, birder gets to witness the carnage.", "I be ok, you?", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol", "Wango tango!!! Good night all", "oh.. tnx for following cass." ]
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is back from the park and is very sunburnt cant wait 4 2night,and is gonna get smashed..bein sober jst wnt b as fun!
[ " sorry my friend ... but is paying the mortgage!", " how are you gonna get them? I got bitten", " what about me I miss you too!", "someone broke into my car big time = having a really bad day", "installed the new modem which is meant to run 5 times faster than the old one and its slower what the hell? gah slow internet kills me", "fml. i stepped on a needle.. ouch.. waaaaa **** drycleaners", " I`m more upset about the fact that 2010 is the last year", "Hi All!! I have 2 daughters.. and my youngest turns 2 on Monday.. Where did the time go?? sniffle sniffle sob. sob.", "_za its not fruit, its those sugar covered sweets. My tummy is not happy", "I`m kicking it (though feeling a little sick): alternating talking to friends, gaming, watching the playoffs, and writing an application.", " WTF!!!! LMAO!!! *Just got hit in the head with bloody balls*", "Did not win Kelly Clarkson Tickets. Sorry Cecilia. Really wish I could give that to you! You so much deserve it.", "feelin lonely now after spendin the last 50 hours with my friends", " omg wtf why is there a **** site following me?!", "Ugh talk to me someone I`m really bored.", "Off to class .... Longggg day" ]
[ "Should not drink cheap wine", "It`s last Friday today", "About to Lock In on getting better staying +", "Is Charleston bound for the day", "well, someone told me it`s only there for two weeks i`m going again next week with a friend IN SCHOOL TIME :p ...", "It rained here too", "I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.", "is at Klaudine`s. Again...", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "Clambering about in crashed cars. Hilarious fun", "Getting ready for week Its too nice today to be stuck inside working!", "is playing restaurant city.", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "seen loads of new photos and stuff of new moon and cant wait lol (L) Taylor lautner lol takes his shirt off 3 times yum =]... lol", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "are you in need of another kiss attack??", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "G`day Thanx for following.", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love", "Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!", "Lack of sleep leads to major head ach", ": just got home from drews bday.", "Collabro w/JPhlip called 'California' was another hot one.", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "I`m up way past my bed time. gonna catch sum snl.", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "oh suuuuuuuure...rub it in why don`t ya!!!!!!!!! LOL Enjoy!", "Doing uni work all weekend. Fun times", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "Is hungry with a sub", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "is really really ready!", "Working on a bank holiday, but I don`t mind - it`s all good fun", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick", "why me? i am about to read another ecology book for two hours. its all good fun today", "home from the beach and only my feet are burned. i am proud of myself and the sunscreen.", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "10 yrs ago, on a night like this..id have been drinking with co workers, then went home got cleaned up and went clubbing..", "OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "He needs to go back to his Scotty. That is what he was using when he won last year", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "going to a garden centre today. should be funn :/ currently drinking egyptian spice tea and watching hollyoaks", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite", ". Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!", "We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in", "_ kk`s have fun eating lol, remember shaun loves you haha", "bout to go to work", "yess! talking 2 a hott guy! happy **** ****!", "Hi this is http://gayorbispace.com We hope everybody is having a safe & fun weekend", "the closest is a good two hours", "weather starting to be better So just SHINE **", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "BOYSTOWN. I`ll leave for Eastwood in 3hours.", "Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "I did?! yay! Where did I get that extra �300 from? Hmm.. anyway I`m going to be partying hard when I get it", "Just got back from `s party! Sooo much fun! Boom boom pow~ hahaha! ooh and I just told my mom happy mother`s day", "I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "hey hey hey b", "to cold for the beach sucky.", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "Bai KT and I have decided that at my Disney wedding we will have a parade and a mushroom trampoline float that KT and Bai will jump on", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "going to the beach today", "i really needa find more stastics", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "have fun ! bbq is good ! no matter where it is", "ok bye alex have fun today", "headed into venue. bbl", "getting dressed to go to Granny`s,another day of now twitting", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "I`ve got sunburn on my arm In better news, my new Guitar Hero: Metallica game came and I beyond happy about that.", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "Haha how exciting wat does it look like?!", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "has just got out the shower", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "got back from the party...suprisingly awesome, NEED to dance more often! overall, awesome night", "On my shoot with Ron and Torey! Have lots of fun", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Trying to get this swimmer`s ear to go away!!", "Its two o clock in the morning!", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "good topics. and ciggarettes.", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "What was the compiment? I`m glad you`re having a good time.", "despite rain, having a fantastic day", "On the way to home", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear", "http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "hi I`m goin to see you on wednesay at shepards bush", "is going to help lancey cook" ]
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I feel lazy watching other people work on my roof! Kat Woman OUT
[ " You right...we are 'arguing' about nothing...I thought it was healthy conversation", " For sure you should continue to Tweet WHILE on conf call, WHILE worrying about cat and bee.", "Boy is going to a movie. I wish I didn`t feel like ****.", "i want to go out tonight, but i ain`t go no money and no one to go with any takers???", "hugh isn`t on it lied last week", "Writing and researching. Tired of being foolish, so I`m educating myself & moving forward. Gonna marry a white boy they do you right!!!", "it`s ridiculously warm in bed", "_mcsupergirl ok, finished set u free, and i am sooooo mad rite now...it cant end like that, i dont want him to be the bad guy", " hey sorry i just got the tweet about the puppy... and someone already got it", " It`s a lie just like the restaraunt named 'Garfields'... he is nowhere to be found", " ugh! **** it. Today doesn`t look like it`s going to work i`m sorry", "someone WOULD give a speech about loved ones in the hospital. Stupid COMM class", "I want someone to come over so i can take pictures but no one can", "My dad`s not feeling well. I want to make him soup. Suggestions guys? + get well soon ayah", "Now the mosquito truck is waking me up", "i just got my nails done n i already messed them up Alejandra <3" ]
[ "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "if i make some madeleines, i need to have a bake sale or something. god. boredom needs to = something other than baking", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "It`s a an MK mentality...I think", "http://twitpic.com/676hz - It`s raining so chocolate world it is !", "Watching **** & The City at my brothers soccer game. I have totally defited the purpose of coming.. Hehe", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "About to clock into work", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "just got back home... bored now", "Watching Ellen Love her!! then doing the dishes and tanning ...it`s gorgeous out!", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "last day of work ...but everyone is making it so great!", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "Think I have sunstroke.", "(bullhorn] tell ur friends 2 follow me come onnnnnnnnnnnn ppl", "At Home Depot and no one will help me load my plywood into my van for some reason.", "Great weekend, even though my site is not moved. Plenty other things to do and learn. Keeping the faith and looking to the future", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..", "Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "as any1 been up all night like me and now the birds are keeping you awake", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Awww! I was thinking about you lot up there! Glad you enjoyed it.", "_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "yes please and if you`re gone i might actually get some work done lol", "I don`t even look at their fabric unless I need polar fleece. It`s worth the extra $ to go to Needle and Thread.", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "standing here open hands and i know i can`t do this alone hold on, hold on, baby, hold on...geeez", "Is listening to P!nk tunage and trying to teach my cat to dance to it... I think she`s getting it we can be backing dancers by next tour", "Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "gives you a Haiku status (inspired by Michelle Yuen) the sun is shining a perfect day glorious day outside my office", "i cant call im at work", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "SB 239K. Flop A Q 9. 4 players check. Turn 9. I check call 200 bet. River brick. I check call with trip 9`s with K kick. He shows A9.", "eating some breakfast at Panera Bread. boring cloudy weather, lil drizzle", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "yay cheerleading when im sick. its gonna be a fun night peoples", "I`m loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can`t handle being in Scarlett`s shadow", "Trudy`s off Burnet...the one up north that no one goes to", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "Back at it after a weekend of working in the yard. Didn`t open the laptop once, and I`m thankful.", "Boredddddd Follower Shes AMAZING!! *Broken*", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "Loaded up box of recyle stuff for Salvation Army,but took corner too fast..everything is all over the back.Might have to recycle to dump", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "everybody is awake (well not everybody, u know what i mean. ma friends) haha, and I`m having fun AIMing them", "i cant do anything", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "takin short nap, gym and work before kids come back home tonite", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "eww What r u doing atm?", "OMGosh I just saw Hattie wake up! Must be summer when your garden hedgehog comes out of hibernation", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "ah yes dropping the bear thing it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!", "Is watching the final Underbelly", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "Yup, sometimes kc it`s raining here in Pque but in Las Pinas it`s not. So just wondering.", "Summer makes me feel ugly all the pretty people are out showin off their good genes **** them to hell!!!", "YA I JUST GOT A TWITT FROM SOMEBODY SAYIN IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA RAIN OUT HERE ON THE WEST COAST..I AINT BEEN OUTSIDE YET.", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "_pearlman mow love mow", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "Cant wait to leave work", "Nine o`clock on a Sunday morning - Outside, sat around the table enjoying the early rays of sun, reading Twitter article in Sunday Times", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "not if you have to be to work at six...", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "yummy thanks strangely quiet too. Kids are downstairs harassing Lance", "i do but is just a haul vid/photo slideshow only. I only do it for fun http://www.youtube.com/eyezaddiction", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "The power is out! I can`t seeeeeeee!! I love storms!", "_lokelani i have no idea!", "Why is it so dark outside?", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "off to work for the day", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!" ]
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RE: Hulu Desktop in Windows 7 Media Center http://bit.ly/DEc64but not on extenders unfortunately
[ "Feeling so low and depressed that I`m not on holiday", "Now I`m all sad because I`ll probably never see Fleetwood Mac.", " geez, 15 years? You`d think they would have had that checked out years ago!", "my monitor won`t turn on. This can only be the work of my mother.", " no sorry twitter sucks balls since the replys change #fixreplies", " Beer is an excellent excuse. Earlier i was sweating god knows how much! Not looking forward to working tomorrow", "sighs. where`s my candy", "aleesha`s piggy died she can`t catch a **** break man", "Got a right bad headache", "I feel really bad for female racoons with abusive racoon husbands... when you always have black eyes- no one can help", "anticipating a tough day ahead", "my deep fry drumsticks were not as good as i thought they would be", "Bummed that F! F! F! broke up", "Watchin Grease 2 and waiting for 9 to hurry up and come so I can talk to my girl. Ugh..... it seems so far away...", "Had to fix bike chain on the way to work...arrived a filthy, bloody mess lovely weather though!", " i`m sorry your day wasn`t so good does it make you feel better to know you`re beating oprah on ms twitterworld?" ]
[ "i dont want the seniors to leave", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "Where`d the songs go on the site, I want 'Do You' on this computer too", "talk to their creators yesterday no date for public release, just developers", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions", "That was like eight years ago. Not so sure it would happen now", "all tubes closed on 9th and 10th of june any idea of how to get to the venue?", "ISHRA!! haha, cassie ventura? ...not after her haircut! where were you yesterday during the beat music awards?", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "Just seeing if anyone was still awake", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "no one to go see Tiesto with", "Checking out zensify on my iphone. works fine but no landscape typing", "nope.. sliverlight is client a side tech", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "glad to know that the ad display problem was due to a firewall config at yr office. phew!", "hey I didn`t get the email yet", "Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "Job??????? Not so much.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "oh!, I wanna buy Just That Girl - Drew Seeley, but I`m not allowed I`m talking itunes store)", "I`m on msn now", "I hear you. I can`t think of a layout either. lol I`ve been trying for i dont know how long.", "does anyone know where I can watch the prison break tv movie? It`s not on itunes", "Where can I get nice food for Mam down the Bay that a) is likely to have room for 3 tonight and b) isn`t the mingin` burger kitchen", "is playing Uno http://plurk.com/p/rprl0", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "the construction lookd familar", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "*sniff sniff* I want thie App for my iPhone but it`s only in America. Free Anime, Games shows and more for you iPhone = Win. But no UK =", "Downloadfestival`s lineup isn`t as good as i thought it was. There are some other awesome bands doing the festivals, but missing DL", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "Now, lets do funkey stuff, talking with magento, through xmlrpc with codeignite and output with amf (Zend) to flash", "Craziier are off of msn!", "no its the same", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "Yep still a few seats left for PRACC workshop w/ & http://bit.ly/txpA6 see you there", "2 days of this month left, and I only have 400MB left on my onpeak downloads.", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "_tdh Can you install ruby, gems and rails on keep? Please?", "need to pass the exams", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "I haven`t started packing", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "just finished watching my copy of the Twilight DVD. Ganda ng mga deleted and extended scenes. http://plurk.com/p/svkch", "I was trying to back all her documents up but it wasn`t playing along. its taking forever but am back at it again now", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "What about APE and server-side javascript with #mootools ? http://tinyurl.com/odqwgh (via )", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "Not at the moment, well i cant find it yet! LOL", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "[-O] i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it tho.. http://tinyurl.com/p6lfch", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "Hiya! You might want to delete and retweet - the link to your blog doesn`t work", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "I need to check your TOS, Loic. Are you allowed to sleep? I don`t remember any mention of sleep there...", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "my location thing? Through ubertwitter...it has an option to include locations! Jon uses uber, but he has it off lol", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Luking for new background pic......", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "i cant do anything", "I am craving Burrito Boys - Large halibut, with everything on it, no jalepenos, 1 line hot sauce. Can anybody hook me up?", "I <3 Owl City.", "I thought was against licensing stores bc it takes away from the experience they want to provide", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Now I need to find the Keynote one! At least I know where to go! #ScreenCastsOnline", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "It`s still up the duff boo", "its 35 now. ilycecily <3", "tried oprahs free unfried kfc and loved it i went back for another try and topped it with boba and wolverine.Chilled with pope,dave,ben", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "I want a copy to read! I can`t find it at my little library. #bea09", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "targeted browser for what?! I just read that Windows Mobile uses the IE6 core as its default.", "goin to bed, but must say i love that #justin timberlake and #mark martin are the #3 and #4 trending topics on twitter tonite! rock.", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.", "I can`t have any.", "Hey Nia! I used to be the PD at Hot 102.9 in Dayton. I met you in Cincinnati at the Wiz Christmas party. Hope all is well!", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "has work to go to.", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "http://www.facebook.com/pages/HelloTxt/73275306275 this message is posted on HelloTxt Facebook Fan page through HelloTxt, check it out", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl" ]
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ouuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhh, still hurting from the Barca spanking
[ "frame damage... car could be totalled", "shouts out to and ", ":O Job interview today, i`m really gonna mess this uuuup", " I`m stuck in a try-to-merge-two-tools CSS hell, so no help from frameworks Unless both tools had already used the same framework", " No sadly its not bit disappointed will try again later see if i change my mind", "I`m extremely hungry.... and the only thing I have in my house is Soup... I don`t like soup... *pouts*", "I am not feeling well", "got 1 after school detention. 2 lunch times and if i dont go to them. i will get 2 more after schools", " for lack of having to go do my own hunt (lol) can you refresh my memory on which one is clue #2?", " are you giving up on me oh well. It`s not the counting, it`s the math and the weighting (or lack of) that doesn`t make sense.", " if our office bldg. sells we will move to another smaller one that we own, but will lose the gym", "home, don`t feel like going to work tomorrow", " Never ever smoking around you again.", "I can`t believe how tired I am right now... I don`t know if I can go out tonight... Exhaaaausted!!", "Ugh I can`t breathe right today", " omg! is it mine? omg that`s so gross, I`m so sorry! I TOTALLY forgot about it until JUST now!" ]
[ "PRD take a long time to review!", "thats my moan for the day", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "good luck C have funn!", "Is cold Mind you I have been sat outside for 30 mins waiting for a lift. I don`t care how much of a balearic evening it might be!!!", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "is playing MYBRUTE! follow me at: http://yhana09.mybrute.com", "its castiel!!!! [ the angle ]", "Is ahhh, ching chong wing wong ping pong ding dong!", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "I did.`t Get tht.", "Match of Handball this a the afternoon", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.", "I want to hit that", "watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "for the whole time ?", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "is nto milk deffo!", "Ah this is getting to me", "_m yeeee so wassup?", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "not sure i can make it", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx", "Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "is is listening to Heart Ain`t Brain by Chris Brown. http://plurk.com/p/x2bp2", "You have a DM amigui", "i can`t believe it...", "didnt say goodnight to you", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "I was watching Parental Control", "in accounting class ; then detention after", "Got a sunburn from Coney Island bike ride", "Hockey was so fukin� good **** you hole! xD", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "Still sick bout to play some ps3 till the laker game starts", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "OMG, POOR Jack. That happened to `s dog one time. Hope he gets better soon.", "Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh", "just found out i have strep", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "http://twitpic.com/5s5f9 - Joe had the same shirt in the concer here, in Chilee! hahaha Big rob wasn`t here", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "my phne blocks text", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "is maxin and relaxin... ahhh", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "I want a fake BLT....", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "cant believe ER is all over", "PH and I are having a macaron smackdown...except he is not aware of it...It`s all being played out in my head", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "Today was fun <333", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "Same old customer service team member", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "playing man utd.kick off 19:45.champions league 2nd leg.lol", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "Adem in, adem uit", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "'Mamma Who Bore Me' hat es mir echt angetan. 90210 l�sst gr��en. ^^", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "57 days till my 18th B-day", "it`s beeen onee year", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too", "Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!" ]
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iPhone today! I want to see The Morning Of in Virginia Beach, but I don`t think I can get there
[ "i am up - dont want to be though wish i had slept in more heather woke me up. i`ve got to work later but first i will read some twilight!", "Thinks my 'not girlfriend' needs to not be a douchebag right now... i`m not in the mood to feel neglected", "not feeling well at all today! ugh cant I just go home.", "I signed up for an account on a political website so I could post a comment but it isn`t working.", "hello..aint been tweetin all day cuz i had 2 switch things over 2 da new place. (exhausted and sick)", "_Beckiie_x omg are you going to see it?! another reason to not live in devon none of the f***in cinemas have the film im so annoyed", " Sadly, I can`t view that site due to region restrictions", "My blackberry is soon approaching her death", "_PingPong Oh, so no male strippers then? LMAO", " Aren`t we though? lol He`s at work now and I miss him blah Wut cha up to?", " argh! color me jealous! That rain I asked for the other day still hasn`t gone away", " they don`t use MSN either I don`t think and they are thousands of miles away so can`t do it face to face", "Bella doesn`t love me no more", "i lost my voice . what should i do ? it`s very torture", "NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(", "****... It`s 2am and I`m wide awake" ]
[ "No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "Almost in New York City", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "Kyneton for breakfast this morning at Slow Living. Noice. Such a beautiful sunny autumn day Drove back to Melb via Daylesford", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "i wanted to go for my birthday...", "happy that Google Wave is trending. Can`t watch the video for it... certain flash videos are blocked by my company`s network.", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "is dreaming of the weekend... awake!", "Hey welcome to VA, LOL. It`s muggy up here by DC too. Worst part of summer I`d say", "Another nice day again! Working in Goderich today so I can walk & enjoy the weather", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "i am on aim getting ready to go to bed. running a 5k tommorow for mothers day. wish me luck!", "Good Morning Hows u ?", "The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long", "im going to cardiff today. shopping", "morning all will be at Warner soon! lots to do, then go to school for some work... hope everyone has a great day!!!", "in computer class, photo booth doesn`t work", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "Morning, up early to travel to today`s game but reli happy my bro is coming to watch me x", "I hope to see you soon again", "I`m not a hobo.", "i wish i was still in my jams", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "So confused about what to do?", "haha ...i`ll let you know how the show was ... hope here in romania they will show it on Mtv.Sunday morning I have an exam", "yes i am and i was ready to go when i got here. ugh and its sooo pretty outside..", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "..where is the song?", "is looking for a job", "good night..have to get up so early tomorrow", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "that would be most ideal. However...now I dont see myself leaving before 3 Gonna have to take a rain check", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "Going to for lunch today with . Who`s in? I still need to hit the ATM.", "I want some Starbucks..", "I wish it would rain...but it won`t", "i don`t have texting.....", "has work to go to.", "I WANT A HUG!", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "I want to see David cook!!", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "thanks, I couldn`t find a way around it on iTunes though, found a little app called Switch that did the job nicely", "Google ... show me apples ... I only want to see images with green in them: http://tinyurl.com/clrbau COOL", "About to clock into work", "is it in crowntown? i think i may just meet you there? let me get ready and ill let you know", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "nice! it`s days like today I wish we had a garden", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!", "would love a slice of summer from Piper`s lemonade stand! do you think i could have a jump on her trampoline too?", "can u follow me please", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "16 days until I start moving!", "morning the sun is back!!! me like", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "I just need to go to the bank", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "_ri_ja good morning, It`s nice to see you!", "Josh Excuse me, but, at what time is it going to begin?", "I would love to see the sun again. It has been raining here for 3 days now.", "Oh dear, it will be late there.... good ol Michigan! Well I look forward to chatting with you when our wakeful hours overlap.", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "using my brothers G1 phone.. love it! driving to vegas... my phone died this morning and my charger broke", "i didnt get a hug today", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "I`m not leaving yet!", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "at least 3 more days", "Well....hopefully someday soon you can get one!", "At Piece now Possibly Beachwood in a bit", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?", "working weekend it looks like", "should be coming out of hospital today", "it`s too beautiful to stay inside", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "_ai_08 Yeah hopefully but if not then maybe i can save up and get it for christmas .. we will find out", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", ". Tickets, i need my tickets, where are my tickets. i want my ticketttttss", "I just wanna be better already", "waiting to be picked up. We`re off to aston this morning", "_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.", "#vwll2009 Would one of the VWLLers want to add this event to our Ning? http://bit.ly/BF5sh Would much appreciate that", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "will maybe have my cell phone soon ! Yeah !", "oh!, I wanna buy Just That Girl - Drew Seeley, but I`m not allowed I`m talking itunes store)", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "thanks iPhone, you kept me up till 1 am. ****.", "contemplating when to hand in my lovely car", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "Can`t No money to spend.", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "thnkn bout yesterday..best day ever!& 2day Virtus vs Treviso at da futurshow..hard game,gotta win! FORZA RAGAZZI!!!", "now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house" ]
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I need to do some more post but I don`t have time on this tour ........... Apologies to all my supporters.
[ "Poltergeist! In my house", "Work around the house boo", " You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???", " too bad Vo got me sick I think & I don`t even have meds to feel like you.", "10.11PM~ todays a drag for me. so bored. im about to get into the romance book so i prob wont be on til the morn night twitter babes ;)", "Might have broken text messages.", " ~ Sorry the response to my assistant job has already been filled. Please check back soon. I`m sure she will not last long.", "fell on the sidewalk in harvard square. stupid cobblestones! now my hand hurts", "Back from Miami. I miss South Beach", "Just saw half the RRO staff walk by...sadly I didn`t see or ", " *hugs* Oh gosh, I`m sorry", "It`s gloomy as hell outside today.", "i am boooooooored, theres nowhere to go", "i am on BLAZE and my head hurts.", " nope don`t you think it`s a crime? :/", " i didnt get the joke" ]
[ "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "but i know i can`t", "Aww thanks! I am indeed graduating on Friday. Just 4 finals stand between me and freedom...or Teach for America and law school", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "yep but I`m going better now", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders", "Lmao i know !! pleaseeee reply You got any replies yet? :L x", "bye bye for now you lovely tweeters and especially my followers", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "Thanks everyone for twittering with me. Still a newbie.. so if you have friends who you would like to invite here, please help a girl out", ". Tickets, i need my tickets, where are my tickets. i want my ticketttttss", "Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "end of work... Thank God! I accomplished a number of things... http://plurk.com/p/rpaag", "Have been writing since 6pm & I only have 300 words. Can`t help but edit as I write. Stop it, self! Oh, I`ve also been researching too.", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "baha, i`m gonna have to find some! i dont think we took any D: but i`m gonna find some!", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "Thanks for the follow! (raises hand) I am", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "I`m off! Well, home... I will see you soon!", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "time to get ready for work", "TV time see yall later! xoxo", "I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "hey I didn`t get the email yet", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "i`m good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "thanks steph...must keep me updated when it`s ur turn", "I should post some photos of my robots ok - offline for 4 hours now. ttfn (oh, so IM...)", "LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Sher is good. There were quite a few people that we didn`t even get to see, due to me having court and rushing to see fam.", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "I wish I could go. See ya at Warped for sure tho!", "I`m searching, too. We`ll compare notes.", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "I`ve had the week off too...but I have Biology exams to revise for so my Bones time is limited", "shop then work time see yas laterz x", "thanks for following !", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "just realized i have 30 followers HEY GUYS", "ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "I have nothing witty to say", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "LOL! Thanks for showing me `s site. I won`t tell hubby if you won`t.", "Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.", "Great Podcast! I wish you guys had more Chi shows this summer. The only times I will see you will be at Alpine", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "me too dawg thanks so much!", "And I thank you.", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "hey guys we just wanted to announce a marathon! so, let`s just say...GET READY FOR A COUPLE EPISODES!", "pretty soon gonna have to unfollow myself from _words to cut the quickly growing 'habit' ... but I do love the challenge!", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "Thanks! I appreciate it I know my unsubscribe list will grow tomorrow LOL", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "http://tinyurl.com/ry9wap Hi!!! You are pretty man... I cant upload more pics here for some reason You wrote you wish to find a women ...", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "it`s month end I`m here till 11", "switch to something else then", "Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "Right, I must be off to do some sewing. Bye x", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "i don`t have texting.....", "*sighs* Ah well. Maybe my second email will clear it up and get him approved.", "I need a code", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL" ]
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totally forgot she had soccer today. ugh today was actually good too...
[ "my sister just ripped my heart outta myy fukkn chest. im super hurt right now. she`s all i ever needed in this life.", "Eh they shut the freeway down! omw to a job interview so i guess i`m gonna be late", "i hate not being able to twitterize on my cell phone oh well", "ok...so i`m Twittin from my computer...its gonna be bad when i get on my phone.. cause ima be lost like ****", " 1000 = make sure it has the word poo or balls in it Underbelly DOES suck balls... I gave up on it in wk 3.", " Don`t leave forever! We`ll miss you too much", " i`m about to have to hang up my fone is getting to hot", " well even with her breakdown she was better than the other acts unfortunately! Britain`s got very little talent", " sorry - didnt mean to hope you can think positivly about being 80 and looking back on 30!", "got 1 after school detention. 2 lunch times and if i dont go to them. i will get 2 more after schools", "ERRG I cant believe that i am not working at all next week i think its time to move on from Chick fil A", " awww, I hates it wen families are brokun up by humuns. Maybee you see him agin wun day.", "im bored.. RC is goin maintenance", "rah rah. youtube isn`t working again. oh great", "gross. it`s hot, and there`s cotton EVERYWHERE.. hello allergies.", " ****, i dont have 2 work saturday, & i was suppose 2 hang out with my friend & watch it. we can still hang out but no JONAS =" ]
[ "Work out. Now actual work", "I was just thinking that", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "finding out a song you had no idea was a cover is actually indeed that .... and then thinking that that is awesome makes my day.", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "Going home.. no meeting today", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "good mornig to everone... it`s a great morning ...in the evening i play in the theatre in lord of the flies. it`s so much fun!", "Yep. Nothing to worry about.", "yeah, big chill here too good foods, good music, great weather! have a cool day Bro!", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "Never realized how good #Techmeme is until I actually read it (duh!) As an avid Tech Crunch reader, this is much better...", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "is working it out allll day long.", "in the mood to listen to some Reg stuff (Sir told me: U used to be a huge fan of mine but now it seems you`ve forgotten my songs!!!) )", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "Last day of college today!", "Good Morning BTW - A public holiday in UK, love it and dinner tonoght with 2 special people.", "mmm, just had the best delicious chocolate pancakes for tea break. oh thank God for HERHSEY`S Chocolate Syrup!", "07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "working from home office today and catching up on everything except twitter", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "Have a good one", "Perfect. Thank you. Enjoy your sunday of no work", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "Sometimes all it takes to solve our problems is a fresh morning!! Hope today is beautiful for you", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "- ****. LOL ON FRIDAY.? ITS NOW SATURDAY HERE LOL. IM IN AUSTRALIA", "**** straight you know what the game is, and if you`ve heard the tracks you`ll know why I`ve been rocking out", "http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really.. my redd converse. I love converse.", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "Right! Into action! Grab a shower, grab my camera and, I think, a walk in the sunshine along the canal. Later, good tweeple", "not nerdy at all. I made one yesterday.", "*hugs* im glad you got to spend time with your mom. if your free tonight drop by for some spaghetti", "just spent all day putting up a trampoline but is now too tired to use it... it is very cool though!!", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "I quite like baseball and bball oh and the odd gridiron match that a tiny tiny part of the worlds population calls football", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "oh no!! don`t be horrible lol no but she was a better singer even if she didn`t cry... don`t u think? she made me cry haha!", "just got home from church. The Service was good", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "I have the best bestfriend in the whole world .. My Mother`s Day present = ambien, klonopin and a quarter! woohoo! smh...", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "ur linky no worky", "but it was kinda funny, sorry. ur still my favorite tho", "Happy Mother`s day! Going to cook something, thank goodness there`s tablespotting", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "Happy Mothers day <3", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "Hey had some fun with friends !!!!!Now cleaning", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "actually, i play keyboards for pohaku lol. we played a 12st bday earlier and now i`m spinning at the shack", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "What a glorious week. My best holiday ever I think. I so don`t want to go home in the morning", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "LOVE getting gifts in the mail from my very wonderful friends back home!! How I miss Myrtle Beach so much... A little homesick today", "I am up and feeling pretty **** gud! I dont even have a hangover what a nice feeling", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "just got home after an hour at the track, I feel real good now =P running is nice and abs work and push ups haha =P", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "but it is a good one", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "last full day of vacation", "Is off to watch arsenal v chelsea today", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "it does but that game doesn`t.", "a whole season behind the US now", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "remember, dont let your small list cover your big list...its too little to even worry about it.", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Good morning to another too late sleeper . One of my excellent designers is Valerie (see ) picture", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "_rothlisberger That`s **** awesome! *bookmark*", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "was jst out there wednesday", "wats up in your world x) i just won a basketball game best shooter on the team idk if shooter existes lol but you understand haha", "OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws", "@ the San Antonio Missions game waitressing. Not a huge crowd. Meaning a slow game.", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Ahh that`s fun I had work last night, a party after, went to the movies today to see Wolverine. Was a good weekend", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "Ok, im not really that far yet On the 2nd part of 4. Wish she did them earlier though, like mid day so I could be involved", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!", "I didn`t find my dress", "I gave a homeless lady named Ruby an Ice Cream sandwich and a cigarette. That is my g00d deed for the day. :p", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain" ]
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Dang i didnt even remember it was my bday today
[ "enjoying my coffee with this super delicious cookie", "Worst day ever. And its only noon.", "Ugh. Las #vegas airport is at a 'ground stop' which means I`m stuck in the plane on the tarmac (again) at LAX.", "i HATE when i see pregnant women smokinggg!!!! its sooo irresponsible n selfish! its saaad. ultimately, the baby is the one who suffers.", "healthy food is NOT helping my hangover", "Internet is getting **** slow today..", "just wake up.and i got flu http://plurk.com/p/x2zp6", "i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more", " unfortunately, I will miss Girl Bros. Radio tonight. Will be in the midst of an all night writing session", "First ever dropped call on my mobile. On a call to no less! ( being charged for data even though I have a data pack )", "I`m Such a nerd. Reading my first of many books this summer", "Still soo tired..not ready to get up for the day...work again", "The VP is gone...so why am I getting a headache? Time to have some coffee and fight it off. #migraine #ohnoyoudidnt", "has spent the last two weeks attempting to grow a beard (from scratch), but fears it may look a bit rubbish... http://twitpic.com/66tyb", "missing my bffls! missing my friday night dates! hot dogs for dinner then who knows what the evening holds!", " I think you were dreaming that! However, my memory does suck so maybe not" ]
[ "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response", "morning. hope its a good day despite the revising", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "No more spending the day chatting with Steve on the computer Now what I am I going to do at work?", "just realized tonight`s Drake", "LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "oh thas cool you know, I only kinda knew bouts you cuz of Ericson haha when you guys were together x)", "what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "? I had great time in Boston. Thanks to my baby girl. http://plurk.com/p/rplmy", "can`t believe the weekend is over already! Where does the time go? Had a nice day with the fam. today. Mum had a good day too.", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "not just me then", "Apparently the BIG FEAR over the swine flu has passed. No seat on the subway for me this morning", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "Just amazes the heck out of me still....this 'internet thing'", ": Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!", "#bouvierb-day is on trending topics. ahh Happy Birthday Pierre Bouvier", "had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon", "alkaline trio was sweet, saves the day sucked. but i had a great time anyways. it was awesome seeing everybody and hangin out", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "Brilliant day today, got the car washed and got a washing done! Just have to go to work in an hour", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "todays line up: more work on OS bluetooth app, a brief stint with Uniservity and if I get time some CS4 tutorials... busy bank holiday", "Happy Mother`s Day - Happy Mother�s Day http://tumblr.com/xnx1qyn0j", "just woke up, having coffee, listening to Music, reading RSS...Sunday feels great", "yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.", "Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh", "kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today", "I just realized that im going home 2 weeks from today", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "cooked my own Lunch todayy Givin` my mum a relaxin` dayy.", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "my 6th wedding anniversary today... so lucky to have such a gorgeous wife", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "my brain has become a converter ed. i`ve been converting into LM for the past 2 yrs. every 5 mins of every single day", "Going to the alley tonite..Happy Birthday prima", "checked out Green Day on demand & saw the new live videos. U were right, they did blow my mind I love u SGB, even more all the time, Mom", "Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "ok, 1st ginormous cup of coffee down, monday looking much better to me.", "grinning like a Cheshire cat.... ....happy as hell. they made my day ??", "Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal", "Happy Birthday and cheers to PAO!!", "the mum`s cake is done.. now i need make a good luch and tomorrow will be an amazing Mum` day", "Good morning and thank you for the re-tweet. Have a great day yourself.", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "Woohoo..this is the day/week the Lord has made! Just remembered we get to wear jeans & chanclas all week!", "sitting here with Nathan, Eddie & Brenden chilling out at 1 AM, haha great day, I love my life!", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "Working on a bank holiday, but I don`t mind - it`s all good fun", "Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "sweet i should have something new to show you by then, too", "_Kate i know its heaps awesome. if your not working all weekend", "having a F**Kin` great day over there Graham isn`****", "_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!", "hey girl, what`s up? what r u gonna do today?", "Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva", "_0981 ohh that`s awesome of you probably coulda gotten gifted tickets outta it from the foil queens LOL", "When does it close? I didn`t think it`d been running that long? I still haven`t had chance to see it!", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "I love that song! I was starting to think I was the only one that knew that one! #sameperson", "fireworks @ KBOOM concert... second best I`ve ever seen...preceded only by last year`s show 2008 <sigh>", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "Nothing like waking up slow in the morning. Docs appt today.", "thank`s ... See? now I`m back on smiling", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "Good morning Tweepsland! Makin` it a great Monday! Huge shout out to all my followers .. muah, muah! I appreciate you all", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "Thank you! One day at a time, right?", "Ushers: You guys made Mother`s Day really awesome today! Thanks for coming in early to prep the surprise gifts for all our moms!!", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "yeah i did i remember it na....... i did watch it before )", "And gadget show today Can today be any better?", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "Feeling really good about my performance on the AP Government & Politics exam this morning. Going to lunch with Krista.", "Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.", "yeah i`m not shy doing everything that i can and still nothing http://blackird72.etsy.com check out my sale, no bites yet", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "_honey thank you i have a business exam tomorrow too :/", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "Good Morning, Twitter community! I just got finished eating a delicious stack of pancakes courtesy of my Mom and Bisquick.", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "wow! you`ve been tweeting all night!! looks like you totally made up for the day", ". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo" ]
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I have heard that about a lot of programs like that, we go to a large chain of learning centers, sorry for you!
[ "My mouth hurts. Wish I could cut my head off", "I sadly have no voice after the Food Faire and The Academic Pep Rally!! I need my voice.", "#Ferber As happens every few days, Rohan woke up unhappy at midnight. The good/bad news is that I was still awake, due to afternoon nap", " hi I`m ok still not feeling great", "Writing and researching. Tired of being foolish, so I`m educating myself & moving forward. Gonna marry a white boy they do you right!!!", "Don`t know what the heck to do with the space of time between now and BGT Bored.", " T, im sooooo bored right now", "leather jackets=uncomfortable....not my thing", " What would you know about packing? You`re making poor Lauren do it all.", "Justin`s blanket shed black lint all over my white skirt.", " how was your day ? boredom stuck my head", "Jonas and Demi, I miss you / NIIICK, in my soul, ASASGDYGYASDGY ?", "Stupid liars. Glad they are ignorant, because I had a blast!!", "what a bummer that tomorrow is friday again!", "`Look at the tadpole`... `No! ... Look at me!!!` ... Foolish dog http://yfrog.com/05ixbj", "at home. have very sore feet. and am sad because the sale of my grandas house just went through. miss you" ]
[ "LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "ROFL - me too.", "I know, right? I guess the oldest doesn`t hold rank on field trips anymore.", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "http://slingalink.com/eVicE1 my daughters kindergarden !", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "did you get fired? *hugs*", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "_Believer I know! That`s ok, most did ;) Thanks", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "haha thanks its for history and its on how the invention of television has influence america lol", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "lolz at your modesty...***kix rox***...now all the gals will be lined up at your door", "thanks sooo much lil sis! you should have gone with us to the bird park.", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "ugh.. my dad just told me to read an article about Kavya Shivashankar the spellin bee girl..and be more like her.", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "hahaha my uncle does that coz my aunty is a **** who left her kids", "Hi, what are you a consultant for?", "where are you going paris?", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "LoL! there u go..that`s the spirit haha", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "_morley LOL I love your kids", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "what happen to the maids of yours? Quit once again? ...", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "false alarm on the house", "I am pretty sure that`s the sort if tweeting that will lose followers. But stuff it- it was well worth it", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "browsing thru adopting agencies, i`m gonna get some exotic kids", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "city in a bittt.", "we`re one, but we`re not the same, we get to carry each other", "company policy. Has been for the last two places I`ve worked at", "Time for a clean up.", "where you ladies off to?", "<<< Just like in HIMYM", "_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "right guys i have to go", "haha, nice pic looks abit like my school", "studying math ) it brought my brain to explode", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "You`re welcome! Math is really *not* my favorite thing but it`s also so useful, so...", "'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' on your website", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "I should be doing history.....", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "Har Har, #swineflu is everywhere: http://twitpic.com/4jb4o (via )", "Oh i see. My grandparents were from Ilocos as well, but they moved to Nueva Ecija", "all of em! Hahahahaha sry", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "total tv quote, not sure if u would know it", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "your not in school", "Since you travel quite often and use online travel sites we would love some feedback on iXiGO.com from you", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "Half term is almost over", "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "I had recommended Harney & Sons (http://www.harney.com/) from where I order much of my tea, I think.", "ok .... Here 409 is a cleaning soln .... Blah.... Over and out", "thanks for the r/t, I was hoping I had some *classy* followers", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "Naw forget it then. I will only if u take them", "Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "I want to talk with but the calls are so expensive I LOVE YOU", "remember, dont let your small list cover your big list...its too little to even worry about it.", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "Off to work I go", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "i can almost imagine what the call taker must`ve felt like taking that call...especially if they have young ones at home.", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "unfortunately I know I would like them - which is why I am avoiding them,", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !", "I should stop trying to reach", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "_W wow-thanks soo much. Hope your well", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "thank you isay kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?", "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "why do you think so?", "Thanks for the advice! Went to the doctor`s and slept a lot yesterday Must be the meds.", "Got it! Your in the rundown.", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "been there done that. It always ended up with me selling the machine and going back to my mac", "attempting to count the days till i return to canada...theres alot of them", "heeey heeey! about to go read...", "Family...friend... It`s good for the industry i plan on going into...Far FAR away from Ohio I hate it here.", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee", "haven`t read that book, but heard of it. Feed, spay, love is a great motto for pet owners although there is more involved", "is wondering where all her friends went...", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show" ]
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why yes jeeves. bring me that noose there TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!
[ "Back from LAAANDAN. Miss it already check out my new giant purple bow and gold wing necklace. I <3 TD http://tinyurl.com/m5y2mw", "Is too much of a bro", "This chair is not comfortable at all", "Hi, is anybody else having problems with the Karma site? It`s not working.", "_Megan_**** Thats all i`ve seen too 5 till 7 is the 2 hours I normally sleep so I missed it :mad: haha", "Sad that the Statue of Liberty will completely reopen 2 weeks after our NYC trip.", " what about me I miss you too!", " it was a biligual sweatshop LOL I talk 2 him once in a while but not as much, he got an r6", "Just got caught in the down pour", "It was my fault for leaving my flip-flops outside my locker while swimming at USF Koret but why oh why would you want to take `em? #R2IMT", " why canceled your performance on Letterman? i`m So sad because it is less an option for you.", "I`m not ditchin i`m barfin so sorry guys ESOTSM;", "Note to self: never ever leave the MacBook Pro on the stupid iCurve. It fell off.", " Perhaps they see it as the twitter version of pulling someone`s pigtails? Let me know if that works out for you.", "aku kbangun gara2 mimpi , very bad dream", " i tried. and failed" ]
[ "what causes the frustration buddy?", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "Hehe, you`re an expert now eh?", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "- Try this one", "you own a didgeridoo?!?!", "funny you should say...am filling it out as we speak ;) cheers!", "You should check yourz Rayne.", "FUZE was giving away capes at Komen`s Race for the Cure today! And I`d always love a hug from you hun!", "this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it", "good luck haha i loved your character in the bring it on: in it to win it movie", "wow thanks for saying that man! I`d love to illustrate children`s books!", "Oooh! goodluck for the rest of them", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "welcome back! I`m stuck in jury duty today.", "_henrie http://twitpic.com/4jbsq - looks so good!! i want one!!", "got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.", "Keep the suggestions coming...I love the classics!", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "hmmm Essense awards would be fun... but also pricy", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "hubz company was organising ...i had to be there!", "yeah, I much prefer tweetdeck but if you must have multiple accounts", "Did you see Star Trek? Now I can`t sleep.........too much action. Can`t wind down!!!", "I`m doing all of Russia today! Because I`m cracking on with Economics tommorow I`m retaking aswell :/", "wishes would admit she has a new lovah", "anytime. I aim to please.", "busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*", "why does zero have to have thomas in it?", "Ur going 2 get tired of hearing from me, but I just saw a preview of ur movie Year One, and you were in it. How funny. Yeah!", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "If someone have a friendster profy!,.just add me!,.ayt!?,.lol!,.http://bit.ly/UsPlN !", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "hahaha n I`m a do the same for u", "Actually people were more decisive than that.", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "_tennant yes! Watching season 2 all evening. Wish I could get BBC2", "Ordered mine, thank you!!", "_dollaz Yay...you like CT. People always tryna **** on it when they`ve never even been there.", "bout to go to work", "I`m glad you liked it Want more?", "On page 214 of 320 of Betrayed by P.C. Cast. really starting to enjoy this series", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "romance zero is funny", "hey dougie, just thought i would tell you that your gig in edinburgh got a brilliant review in the scottish sunday mail ****", "You should try it. It`s the way of The Deena", "Your window ledge is decorated quite appropriately. I love it", "Maybe u should get a coffee machine at your new desk, seems appropriate", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "I have a great house to sell you! Comes complete with a riding mower!!", "im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "hale yeahhh that`s the coolest part about it ;) hahaha. And I can match grieco!", "thanks. before the major chop.", "I learned the Hoedown Throwdown!", "Also it has a dense treatment of CPS and Continuation based Interpreter design, which is not there in SICP. Good to have both", "Aww thanks! I am indeed graduating on Friday. Just 4 finals stand between me and freedom...or Teach for America and law school", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Maybe JD can help you out there I don`t know though But I will ask!", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?", "next year will be sweeet", "While on vacation, having golden times spamming Google by 5.350 redirects. http://bit.ly/18kwzh", "*bows* glad to be of service", "You`re welcome. There! I added you already!", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard`s Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou...", "that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps. So far I have not been turned down ;-)", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "im sure jont wont mind sharing", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol", "need to get a hand", "_louise Lucky me. There are mystery ingredients as well", "good topics. and ciggarettes.", "aw you`re the **** thanks so much for the twitter loveeee. i appreciate every last drop", "Haha most def ^__^ Rob a bank with me so i could get all the swedish fishes in the world", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "no problemo!!! Family Guy is on there too", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "I don`t remember cause I was watching so many on youtube... LOL will get back to you", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!", "SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!", "studying out of spite. whatever.. Wonderful unforgettable weekend with DC", "Taping at Cox then picking up starbucks for the office bc I am so nice", "It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.", "hahaha, as cartoon mascots go, the virl.com monster has some very nice details... a good shadow + realistic tonsils.", "in anticipation of him making me a cup of tea, I`m agreeing. Now it must happen! No, he is awesome.", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "haha no problem, it`s fun isn`****", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "Thanks! It was really fun to do. I do love those 60s romances/comedies (though that one could have used more comedy IMO).", "_EaredPages Yay! I can`t wait to come in the bookstore and gets some new books", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "... Money money money... http://twitpic.com/664uz", "Yeah, physically moving too! Apparently we`ll be reporting directly to Mr. Hayward...", "Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.", "got a super cold!", "give them my best!", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "lol how I met your mother", "Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play", "http://tinyurl.com/q3u32x isn`t that the podcasting gear you got in for bit-tech?", "My guess is that its because Sara makes a mention of mariage proposals on her site.", "`auto-resolve` is that a Geek/tech answer to most questions??" ]
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but this little boy still makin me work during the storm!!!
[ " hey! negative on the primatech, this handle`s been on the tubes for a decade longer than heroes has", "No kickboxing classes today pretty bummed. Still going to work out hard. http://myloc.me/1ZT0", "THIS twitter is driving me nuts...WONT LET ME DOWNLOAD A PROFILE PIC!! ...guess i`ll keep trying!!", "missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie!", "oh my gosh!!! hollyoaks was so sad tonite", "I think Ive buggered up my mobile ack. I am a stubborn **** and refuse to get a new one.", "says karma strikes more than twice! http://plurk.com/p/rqk2z", "Well then andy i dont think you should date me", "just took my best friend of 13 years, How well you know Katie Outzen quiz and failed, how does that happen? its just so sad!", "awww i`ve lost a follower i fail", "Happy Mother`s Day to every mommy out there", ") no more Chemistry!!! I`m gonna choose English. I find it (Chem.) kinda boring in the end! gonna help people < who choose Chem>", " Sorry you are having a bad week. I feel like if I could get good sleep, I would be so much better too. Fog", "This poor butterfly was dead http://twitpic.com/66vlw", "Is sad that her brother is having a bad day", "is wondering y Mother Nature is making my life miserable" ]
[ "_henrie i would still rather be in your shoes instead in bed bc i work from 10-9 tommorow. i love cold weather.", "_**** i`m just about to start the second one theres only two up yeah?", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Tom is back in town", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "Weather is back to being great! Shame I have to wait in for my delivery", "Another nice day again! Working in Goderich today so I can walk & enjoy the weather", "back at school again. almost weekend. oh wait, i gotta work from eight to four tonight", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "Back to work today but I don`t even mind.", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "I want a new lappy", "whopee TGIF that was more fun when i had a job", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "very very cute and fun to watch.", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "Ugh id better get up for work", "hahaha n I`m a do the same for u", "Jared`s wearing a green shirt? *SPARKLY EYES* YEE!! I hear #asylm is highly disorganized hang in there!", "Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "It didn`t rain. Lightly misted though.", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "_pearlman mow love mow", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "i suppose i best get ready for work grrr", "Well I *did* put in a good innings...sweared at the brother in law..was in fine form", "Awesome effort this w/e,even if u didnt win.Good luck at Tassie", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "yep but I`m going better now", "Howz it going hun??", "Me and the calculator made lots of little algebra babies today", "is fixin to clean the house for my mom for mother`s day", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "I just wanna be better already", "is listening to Jello Biafra at work.", "Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless", "at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "me me me! lol", "Yeah, I hired some guy named Lenny to tend to the rabbits this year.", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "_rothlisberger That`s **** awesome! *bookmark*", "starting to pack stuff up", "I want a burrito but I still have 30 more minutes of work", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "thank you for accepting my request!! must take care of my little girl, maybe i write back later", "after a great day at work with the kids, disappointment with my roof decal", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "Got into the show early. Jackson`s chillen. Lil shorty", "working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!", "I thimk you were working on those muscles we love so much.", "jus woke up, late runnin to work have students to train!", "Good luck.. I have still to get wireless working post IT6", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "looks like your having fun", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "I got you today", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "Watching 'Hostage'! Also got an idea for that animation i`m making. Hope to have it ready and post a link here by the fifth of June", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "I`m the same, don`t panic. Big topman", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "nice weather today in Alex", "I`ll be sure to", "Working, Listening to music,Testing out a new singer/guitarist tonight, let`s hope for the best", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "it is always sunny on days when i can`t possible be outside. life is out to get me", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?", "and I luh you tooooo", "=O you need to ask him something? Lmao I love him too", "http://twitpic.com/676hz - It`s raining so chocolate world it is !", "Yeah I`ve been going there for the last month!! SO amaaaazing, I`ll bring some back for you", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "glad you could make it", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "I will be sending it to you when I get my first check if I make enough lol I have only worked like 8 hours so far", "i`ll do follow friday a little later on...i`m busy taking over this lady`s job.", "i thght i voted bt i dnt think it workd! Whats the link 2 vote for u! Nobody deserves it more than u do. Ur so talented. I<3U", "WHY DOES MY COUSIN PICK TODAY TO NOT TURN UP EARLY", "Days with cellstorms, I like it!", "lol hell yes i`m keen. WE`RE GOING SKIING AT TREBLE CONE SOMETIME THIS WINTER", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "TGIF!! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today. And I`m stuck inside.", "i`m with you in this. i`ve always have prob prioritizing myself ahead of him.", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "Cleaned. Laundry. Nails painted. Productive saturday night", "... sounds like Jeff has the best job in the world!", "What a nice young guy at dunkin donuts let me go first", "Sending blessings out to", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "is watching Because I Said So", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "ay buti pa kayo!!!! uy thank you!!", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "I had my hair cut today and my boyfriend didn`t notice....", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "Work, work, work. Finally not sick, though.", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "don`t worry though,he will be fine", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "oh, a really good 1 dude, thx... added", "_bug68 Bill is super!! Thanks you!!", "haha, nice wheels. Victoria will be doing her own peddling thankfully, the boys will get the free ride", "You`re not singing in the rain?", "Hey, nothing wrong with that!", "made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.", "_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.", "singing songs and filming movies what i do best", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy." ]
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Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.
[ "Math was not fun at all. Oh well, i get to cook as soon as i get home.", " http://www.CultureShockMag.com shoutz 2 the mix on the site is gonna b nervvoouuss", " this traffic is ridiculous im may not make it", "and my other peep got onto a game site who i will never see again", " That is super sad How is Bart etc holding up?", "J Ross you can`t leave the killers still singing and run the titles - you should have been edited out for more music - happy - not", " I`m sorry to hear that! that makes me sad", "Poor . The flowers are fornicating with HIS nose now. ", "In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie 'Short Circuit.' I am always crying out: 'Imput! Imput!'", " Welcome to Glasgow Felix, sorry I cant be there tonight", "I have to admit, I`m a bit bummed out that I wasn`t with my friends walking today....", "A sweltering afternoon no wonder the creepy, slithering snakes are heading to the creek. The nasty things can swim! Frightening detail!", "died again in KP .. gonna upgrade some of my spells now first before heading back there... #eq2", " yeah i know hun, spammers seem to move fast though, already had two in first few minutes of posting. Block `em", " Ohh poor girl I`ll email her... I am relying on you being here in October Mr!!", "ahhhhh **** it..... none of my friends want to see it... and they don`t wanna chill tonight... so its just me myself and i" ]
[ "_hawt So, how`s the fitness regime coming along hehehehe", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "Thanks! Yes, this sudden downpour does seem rather freakish. Is it really the end of summer here in the Philippines?", "if you cant hide the tweetie icon why not change it http://twitpic.com/4j92o", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "_Kinda_Guy your kids are growing up around science guys. I grew up around politics.", "tut tut. Isn`t charging just fun. Thr new palm pre charging platform looks nifty tho.", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "think 2 to start off with but a house that can fit 4 - or we may go the whole hog and get 4.... not sure yet", "city in a bittt.", "no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better", "Ah so 15 months. I`m sure he is advanced, and it`s not you being biased they seem to grow up faster these days - now I sound old!", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "new book in the pocket http://bit.ly/1bI7aD", "thnx 4 the follow", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "It turns out I`m really, like, sixty years old, guys. You were right!!!!! I`m off to seek my future a little later than planned!", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "well, I was under the impression most people have the urge to buy new sofas To be fair, we`re not tiling, we have a man for that", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "is back at working auditing away, time to make the hard decisions and be happy", "Would you travel to the UK for one? The big US meets sound great, I`d love to go to one of those, so many furs & so much art", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia! but i`m actually excited about this summer!", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "is tryna find her a 30 yr old junt with a 401 k, stable job, good home with an extra room 4 me and my baggage..so tired of u young dudes", "Are they abusing your service? Manual follower management is a pain. I love the style.", "work work work. my desk is a sea of papers and I am the dinghy being tossed about in its waves.", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!", "http://twitpic.com/4gnlp - THAT IS FANTASTICAL", "Okay.. so someone has my keys or they are -really- good at this 'hide from James' game.", "Soetimes I envy those who have spent their whole lives in one place and have deep roots... the grass on the other side syndrome!", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Don`t fall to celebrity worship, though... just write what you think, do the best you can and rock on", "That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "Kinda feeling in a reggae mood.... hope you all enjoy the smoothness on this lovely weekend", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "Also it has a dense treatment of CPS and Continuation based Interpreter design, which is not there in SICP. Good to have both", "dude. letters are the new currency. i think we`re rich!", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "and we`re back in buisiness", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "'we`ll do lunch' uhh...indoors though we are having a thunderstorm rolling in", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Painting is hard work. Very tired. But satisfying to see God`s house getting prettier. And I like the yellow of Tim`s room.", "I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays", "the signal that makes your internet 'go' is pretty bad getting a tech out will get that fixed up, though!", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.", "is that like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles? Best of luck Juan Pelota.", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "Good to hear I have a feeling though the `behind the scenes` and/or being there is better than what is shown on TV!", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "oh god they`re breaking down so much plaster what are they doing in there i like walls, thanks!", "not sure where the real state market is moving confused either hold or go ahead with the plans?", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "politicians and celebs have lottsa fun .. it`s just that for SOME of them, FUN is actually .. SIN", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Oh, I see. Daily life shots? It`ll be interesting as well.", "Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light", "Did some REAL window shopping and i found so many things i want that just happen to be over a hundred dollars.", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "ok .... Here 409 is a cleaning soln .... Blah.... Over and out", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "following people around, though there are so many.. where are the webdesign twitters!", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto", "true, depends on the couple Personally we`ve found adding more has increased the fun & increased our bond", "Oherr it`s soon then, do you have plans? I had a party on saturday x", "****. Now you have to cover the whole purse with those so it looks like a pattern.", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "anything bookmark - keychain - surprise me", "http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "no, i do better with people i don`t know you`re going to chiodos tonight, right? just kill something for me.", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "Thanks for the feedback. Surreal life, surreal oils", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it" ]
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is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece
[ " Sorry I can not reach either URL", "sleeping... would`ve been home sooner but we accidentally killed bambi on the way home", "_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.", "() Oh snap! Just broke my windshield while replacing my wiper blades.", "tried to swat a fly with my Buddhist magazine... bad karma", " I don`t think I am, my sisters refusn to get me a ticket now. what you doing next week?", " I saw this link, but I get an error on the CNN site when I open this page and cannot read the article.", " if our office bldg. sells we will move to another smaller one that we own, but will lose the gym", " That`s the problem. DNS isn`t working uTorrent and DestroyTwitter are working while everything else is down.", " Alas, we can`t broadcast the lunches as we have no bandwidth in those rooms", " I`m not even in your situation and now I`m sad. I`m sorry, that`s really sucky.", "Bored to tears without my boys! They are at their dad`s for a week", "absolutely gutted that i`m not going to badu tonight. you guys have fun...! just got home and need to head downtown now. gd this heat!", " dude i am so sorry!!!!! I never got that number for you my fail i just remembered", "Now standing because my tailbone is killing me", "i have nothing to do except right a eassy due on monday D: :[ :{ ]: }:" ]
[ "I don`t have a subject line on my phone... just normal texts.", "winter flu has to twitter about logies to get noticed. haha. I love rove", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "it`s the small things in life that count, like being on a blur photograph of google streetview.. keep following !!!", "happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can`t sleep", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "Morning Tweethearts! Now home after traveling 302 mi.thru 2 states & 2 faires in 3 days. So inspired! Ready to write as I enjoy coffee.", "You know who helps me almost everyday?", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "I have an interview on tuesday so things are turning around I think!! yay! so dont worry! And Japsicans are a rare breed. ;)", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "9100 tweets....just living the rockstar life one tweet at a time.", "Reading, cryin, reading, laughin... Enjoying the ride while being enlightened and inspired by letters to a young sister!! Thx Hill.", "Going to twitter in english, for my foreign followers", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "taking a break from sewing to do some dishes", "Home Friday makes me too!!!", "i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?", "http://twitpic.com/4ws3m - I love family guy 2 hours of work to go..", "heyy nat! twitter twitter twitter. you`ll get used to it hahaha love youuuuuuuuuuu", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "day started off bad but got better", "finally gave twitter a try, will find out why is it sooo popular ... hope i wont be too hooked", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "i just reading a magazine", "is thinking about a career change", "proper cba with out!", "<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "getting dressed to go to Granny`s,another day of now twitting", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "i`m a bum today", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.", "_langley Hi guys! Guess who has Twitter on her phone now? Me!", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "at work closing files", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "_127 LOL Just remember how it was after my car accident", "Paper writing til my heart`s content", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.", "are you all going without me", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "Had a good day till he twisted his ankle on his two mile run", "Good episode of Top Gear tonight.", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "Getting ready for work.", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "meditating on my plans for the weekend...gotta work saturday...", "Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "aww :/ kk I need to do a huge shopping trip at joshstore to get you also a joshmobile.. pft.", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "You are a dope mom too! Love you too!!! Now stop drinking the mom juice, stop twittering and get some rest!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "i gots a summer job", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "lol. i get about the same reaction when i mention my new goal - kona triathlon now that boston marathon is done.", "PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "Just opened a facebook account, I`m a little confused I don`t really get it. Twitter seems much better", "I designed a new shirttttt.", "Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.", "has just joined the twitter community", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "then you must insist you write essays the twitter way - no more than 140 characters", "See that traffic northbound? That`s my commute http://twitpic.com/67x74", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "why did i agree to work a double shift", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it", "Luking for new background pic......", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "I thought when u go #2 your tummy is supposed to feel better not worse", "i have perused the #fieldnotes website and it is good. too bad i must return to work", "Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "wow! ever notice that some twitters have thousands of followers, yet they only follow a handful (actually, less than two hands) of peeps.", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "that`s what i was last night", "_News I should have gone", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "ohh ic ic haha, iyaa my summer is filled with ONE Course that lasts for the whole summer", "Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!", "WHY DOES MY COUSIN PICK TODAY TO NOT TURN UP EARLY", "If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show" ]
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_J_Stuart Unfortunately not yet, I am still without licence.
[ " say hello to Marina Green ... couldn`t participate in Barcelona this weeken", " But then you might end up like that poor bus driver... And, this is kinda weird, but I wish I was there today! :o", " Feel your pain with the hayfever - forgot to take mine yesterday, again.", "is not liking the online livebox right now. Internet is dead.", "This song is a slap on you face!! ? http://blip.fm/~5jib6", "yeah but i was trying to send a msg to you :S also trying to put a pic on but it aint happening do they have to approve it or summit?", " don`t go to logan square we`re pretty sure the shirt isn`t there 1 more philly local tmrw", "_of_max Sadly, no. Now David Tennant has left I don`t particularly want the job anyway", "oh dear, I`m being followed by someone that claims to help you stay young the end is nigh", " you and the guys should come down here, we are **** freezing out here!", "why does my life suck?", "#Supernatural at 9:30pm on #Ten.. Counting down..", " Not that funny! I wont jump", " it`s an app to finally face the truth: you lack time, and never be able to achieve all your goals in life?", "Re-pinging : why didn`t you go to prom? BC my bf didn`t like my friends", " thats rough. hubby had knee surgery but it did help him in the end. Let us know the results. We`ll keep him in our prayers" ]
[ "Jars was gonna be my answer", "_cath a couple of years I knew you had one but I couldn`t find you for awhile..here you are!", "I really wish i would hear from josh", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "I dont think he`s ganna text me.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Me + court =", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "I wanna see that movie 'Keith' with JMcCartney in it! It looks sooo good. But none of the video stores here carry it", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "Cant find my red lighter that reminds me of Amy", "i didnt get a hug today", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "Beatrice?? I don`t remember his guide", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "I seem to have run into a bit of a keychain issue. User differs on /Library/Keychains/System.keychain, should be 501, owner is 0", "hello- i`d like a little chat- but can`t DM you- is there a mail id?", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "i need to get my computer fixed", "are you all going without me", "_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "I have to go to work now.", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "My birthday is now over.", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "i want to go to singapore but my mother seems not", "anything I can do to help?", "With my jordie for a little bit", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "still no date for bon iver next week", "_ahoy yeah I really want one too! Probably in the winter I may be able to get one, but until then.", "I want some Starbucks..", "i couldn`t eat all my nuggets finish them for me.", "I want some cookies.", "do you have another account here??", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "He didnt leave a voicemail.. -121908inlove(:", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", ": Where are you?", "What about having one in TAMPA? I`ve been all excited to do the hunt, but I`m too far from any of those cities", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", "hey! not much, you?", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "is needing to make a new video", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "cant send the dream story on twitter. sending on bebo mail x", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "he already got a shot at having his own show and didn`t prove himself", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "I think me gettin a physical change", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "called about it, no answer shall try again tomorrow", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "Wow, you were here? Why didn`t you tell me? J/k That`s cool though; I have yet to see one...", "I`m such a chicken", "i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "i`m getting this assignment done", "i want a dog...", "Sorry, but I don`t see a Twitter user named", "I don`t know! She never answered me", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "I sent my donation to #Eric and wanted to put the banner on, but my avatar disappeared when I tried ~", "the trailer has been removed i have a look and see if i can find it somewhere", "_ai_08 Yeah hopefully but if not then maybe i can save up and get it for christmas .. we will find out", "is thinking about a career change", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "totally! I`ve been waitin for somethin new and thought provoking at mj.name", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "can`t set up my phone on twitter", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "is it seven yet?", "my your rather random.", "thanks for the add I`ll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I`ll email someone", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "I would be playing my old rogue but a friend took the account and could not get it back", "_II I have no choice have to get on it!", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "How can i vote, it wont let me, says they closed the votes in her category i wanna vote" ]
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Ow... My shoulder muscle (I can`t remember the name :p) hurts... What did I do? I don`t even know
[ " oh phew you scared me. I wont have ANY access when im in mexico", " What the heck? Why?? What`s going on?", "Well school`s finally over and idk but I`m sad I`ll miss my teachers. Goodbye Mrs R. and Mr. Collister", "just realized that Chris Lake was spinning in stockholm yesterday, and I missed it!", " my riding time has been dismal too during these rainy weeks. haven`t been able to make myself to go to the gym instead.", "I hate traffic. Dallas is nothing, but traffic!", " nah ;) when a single person posts about 200 tweets a day is hard to cope with on my android phone when I`m unable to filter", " dude you didn`t even say bye", "is now going to see his very ill uncle on saturday and the night at his house as even more bad news has come up", "getting ready to go to IKEA. All alone cuz no one will go with me", " Oh I`m sorry I can`t even imagine...although I know it will be reality for me soon", " Where I live, all the small markets deliver their day-old bread to the food bank, but times are really tough, even for me", "ugh... my back is killing me.", "_Houdin blind faith. Thats a crack-up", " I have tried. He doesn`t want to listen. I don`t know what to do anymore. I just feel like HE doesn`t care anymore", "Nobody likes to feel low priority." ]
[ "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "I`m researching NYC stuff.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "Hey OJ, I just want to ask, you hooked up with somebody ayt now?", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "I want to hit that", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown. happy birthday!", "ya i walked into the wall thats why i have a plaster on my neck", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "Got my tattoo fixed today, and it didn`t hurt to much, thank god Can`t wait to get the next one. $$$.", "while you awake ?", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "I`m in SF right now", "The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "do you remember my spok-5?", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "just got back from the pool, need to ice the knee", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "some advice for all of you: dont pressure wash your foot. it hurts and is not worth it. you really do want the skin on your foot. FYI. ow", "I can`t have any.", "I sent you a message.", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "nothing right now to do", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "i don`t have texting.....", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "last day working for Tend", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "lol wat u making me come all da way overr there for?v", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "whatever do you mean?", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "I just dyededed my hair", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "you looked great for being sick yesterday! i`m sorry I didn`t really make an effort to say hi... I was preoccupied for a while", "My camera is brokennn", "just got done washing dishes not too long ago", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "crud is all I can say", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Today more sore than surgery day. Glad I took extra sick day. Full recovery expected after 6 weeks. Calling lawn service firms today", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "can i have itL", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "hi babe how you doing", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "I had fun this summer", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "what`s the matter chickadee?", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "Going to get my blood taken", "my day is going way too fast", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "I can`t I`m on my iPhone", "Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "my pic is back.. out of the blue..", "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "I say 'oh man..' jovani asks, 'did you just call me an old man?' haha", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now", "I need to memorize julius caesar lines", "I`m trying to figure out how on earth I am supposed to be able to update my statuses via my phone. Someone help meeee!", "Is responding to an email.", "..where is the song?", "Hai there, who are you?", "heyy. how are you?", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "just woke up to a flat tire", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "My tweetdeck won`t pull up.", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Wish my headache/almost migraine would go away!", "a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?" ]
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I wish I could afford to attend those benefits.
[ " i am so sorry", "_kimmeh Me too, I miss it. I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.", "When are gonna release another album already?!? I miss them", " I don`t get as much time here either. It`s going to get worse now that the girls r home for summer. It stinks.", "Argh noo! Missed The Killers on Wossy! That sucks! Missed out on Brandon. Total failure! Anyone know if it`s repeated? Must investigate!", "start again... so now theres 6 people coming with us when we go to melbourne...for short stack. originally 4. but still only 3 for ss", " I know. I think I`m going to have to miss it, though. This is when sacrificing money for job happiness sucks ****.", " yeah...she passed last week. so sad!", "is off to get the boy and then to his doc. Persistent coughs are not good. http://plurk.com/p/x285t", "I`m still pumped from the concert saturday. 17/7/09 here i come", " Sorry I wasn`t doing the inviting...all single women I think.", "WTF? Advertising gone mad, they want access to my camera and microphone? What for? Amazon should really know better http://bit.ly/5FoKQ", " why have you still not called me back regarding the groundbreaking production i sent you earlier", "Oh, ouch. That hurt. **** washing machine is out to get me! <.< >.>", " don`t say that - I really miss my red Porsche (sold it 2 yrs ago)", " LIKE DREW SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC" ]
[ "I`m on my way to see `17 Again`. I`ve wanted to see it for a looong time", "I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?", "Super pumped to do the 'Relay for Life' tonite. I am walking in honor of my sweet Grandpa `06 and my Uncle Howard who past just yesterday", "I`d have responded, if I were going", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "buy one of my shirts at http://www.districtlines.com/revertfashion you know you want to", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "Well....hopefully someday soon you can get one!", "Cover the tomm. event baby! Id like a live blogging on it", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "I am so full. No more food tonight... I don`t want no cake and ice cream at this party.", "busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "I wish I lived closer to the girls. I`m tryna chill on a Friday night! ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!)", "Looking forward to a short work week followed by a mini-vacation in Clemson", "Going to for lunch today with . Who`s in? I still need to hit the ATM.", "Ohhh, i really want to see Coraline, it seems really good", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "hmmm they are on offer in Tesco as well but I don`t think the wee one next to me will stock them!", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "I just found out about the giveaway.. I wish I would have known sooner What happens with the unclaimed cities?", "I will be ok when I have been to the drs again today and got my essay done x howre you?? x", "that`s cool, I`d be happy to contribute to any future articles. Enjoy the rest of the weekend", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "On duty in the students union with only 3 punters. There are more of us here than members of the public", "ooh thats an early start ive got bed planned for that time..ha..LoveYouJonesy ****", "are you daft your now going to recieve a million friend invites on xbox now and one of them shall be me", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "Got tickets for your gig in Glasgow, gutted we have to wait til November though", "i couldnt call you because the time on my phone would run out so if you can give me a shoutout on here i will be happy", "i hope such moments inspire you on your political journey back home. all the best", "_dam haha, that would be cool. brianna and i should fly over there haha", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "Yes! Join us! All we require is a cupcake donation...", "Iis working until 4 now and really wants geordanos thin crust cheese, black olives, peperoni and mushroom pizza", "...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off", "I hope to take you on that offer one day", "But I�m for smaller companies rather than bigger ones. It�s not like I have worked at a big company to prove it, though", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "Have a fantastic time in paradise and drink a few Margeritas for me", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.", "Psyched for Mother`s day at the GKR party--and teaching mom and dad about baseball", "So much for just an oil change... Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, lose $160", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "_20 I hope he does it soon, and i know i hate fakes", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "Google Wave looks cool. I should be working for these guys, I came up with some of these ideas years ago. http://tinyurl.com/m77gp7", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far... I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!", "Yay I love it when you host Money For Breakfast Jenna Lee 4hrs of you the amazing and so pretty and sexy Jenna Lee yay.", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "Mmm, comfort junk food. That sounds good. I always preferred Wingstop", "yes please and if you`re gone i might actually get some work done lol", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "_ I got 71! That`s more than I`m following... I feel special now", "also check out and 2 other wonderful causes that need our help", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try", "That wouldn`t have happened if Ravit hadn`t asked me. I met her thru a Twitter friend in CT. Love social media that way.", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "awww hes too cute!!wish i could`ve gone", "Buying pretty shiny beads and things I feel quite girlish. http://elisem.livejournal.com/1473318.html", "Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)", "So I got up, went outside planted a few flowers and watched a lee evans DVD. Who knew bank holidays were so fun", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Hi Ok i hope its head comes out of the clouds for you> i love Meadowbank shopping center", "it`s overwhelming how i`m finally catching up with my cousin/bff since i was three who i haven`t seen in years. ah, memories. miss her", "I think I just found my purse soulmate. But its not in my budget", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "i want to gooo", "I need some motivation in my life, oh and some love would be nice too", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "That`s great Bastos! I`m happy for you. You gonna do the mabaho leg, to celebrate? haha", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "? ? ? You can`t be 29...on Sugar Mountain...(or so people tell me...) ? ? ?", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "Great Podcast! I wish you guys had more Chi shows this summer. The only times I will see you will be at Alpine", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL" ]
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My attempts at writing tonight seem to be failing.
[ " I miss you too, Mojokins! I go there, but not long enough to comment Will do more this weekend!", "My mouth hurts. Wish I could cut my head off", " Not sure, but I CAN tell you what happens to a pre-chilled watermelon that you leave in your car *in TX* for a week! NOT GOOD", "Speedbumps suck when u gotta piss!!", "I should`ve known something would go wrong. The van is having problems. Oh please tell me it will not cost us an arm and a leg", "Man i am being boring today not tweeting How are you guys?", "my brother is irritating. and not just bc he takes & wears my clothes without asking. i want to punch him violently for **** he does.", " i did a couple hours ago...ive got sun burn and its really uncomfortable", " LMOA! i just quit one of mine, too much stress", "_soch hah nooo she is the obly one that can AUMFFF i hate nick because he is datin miley", "So sorry if i`ve been typing wrongly. usually, after i`ve typed something, i wont read. i`ll just press the `enter` button", " Bummer yo. I`m starting up finals too soon...so I guess I`ll see you around the second week of June then.", "I`m completely exhausted thanks to yesterday. Can I go home yet?", "from seeing all my koreans buisnesses failing.", "Sick daddy send prayer his way", " The race was Saturday night. Jimmie didn`t do so great. He`s still in 3rd place" ]
[ "forgot my macbook`s recharger, that means nothing but Pratchett for me today", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "that`s what i was last night", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "yeah, not meant to be", "That poor girl on britains got talent, god love her forgot the words and cried but gets a second chance to perform again : ]", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "watching 'slice of life' (laughing at the songgg) and then going to sleep", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "After a week staying with my Grandmother, I`m home in Lopatcong. . Can start my new book tonight. http://twitpic.com/4w1s0", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "get down tonight: http://bit.ly/QxXhi the bridesmaids, moms, bride & I rockin` the reception", "I have to go to Spanish mass on Sunday And then write a couple of papers. Boo.", "I think the very late night on Friday just hit me off to town to meet a friend soon for ice cream and coffee", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Why am I still away at 4am? Cos I don`t have school tomorrow, that`s why.", "Writing my Music Lit final paper on Mozart`s Eine kleine nashtmusik. Mom is giving me a hand...and I`m actually having a GREAT time", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "in the words of liana corber: Moreover, WIAIH was a humbling experience... i surprisingly had a decent night", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "listening to revenge by kiss to get inspiration... i don`t think kristie is really digging it though", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Yeah, I wanted to say this, that there`s a @ yourname section. A bit tricky way to find your replies, tho.", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Yeah it sucks i tried to ask a Q 2. But they never answered. But i loved it when joe hugged nick.", "Hey the letter I sent finally came back today, ill stuff its contents in with the other letter and send it off to you tomorrow", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....", "the #liesgirlstell and #liesboystell threads show how women and men alike are screwed up and struggle to have real, honest relationships", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "George B Shaw apparently wrote 2000 words a day. Sure practice works- the more you do the more it comes as 2nd nature", "_Nye why so quiet lately?", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "being re-admitted, at this stage for a three-night minimum with a hopeful tuesday discharge", "The only thing about preparing 5 sermons in one week is just when you think you are done...you have to prepare the powerpoint slides", "woke up way later than I intended to today Need to start getting to bed before 5 a.m. b/c this will be a bad habit to break later", "mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "gooooodnight i fully gave up on my english. pride and prejudice. love the movie HATE the book ;)", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "fo sho, im down", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "I just re-skinned. Still figuring why tweetsuite isn`t updating", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "no go on the bro down tonight for brett", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "needs 1000 words for 502 part 2 .... then freedom ..... until another few assignments and exams", "the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun", "_assassin sucks about your cat... hope you guys feel better", "i wish my blog was working properly - i have a great #followfriday blog post i wanted to showcase!", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "At least you have a large vocabulary -- the benefit of being a writer Hope you`re well, sister.", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "45Th st pub anyone tonight? Dont want to be a lonely drunk tonight", "NiGHT NiGHT MY TWiTTER LOVES ON THE PHONE THEN SLEEP", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Have been rolling on the bed for the past 2 hours ... Still unable to sleep", "Invasion of the Old Ladies has just ended, still have to clean up not going to be able to make it to the tweetup tonight.", "Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!", "Awake again at 6am on a Saturday, isn`t this sleep in day. Oh well have some work to keep busy. If only it was work keeping me awake.", "Last time in the drama room", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "is 500 words into a 10 minute speech on 80s teen movies. due wednesday. blah blah. can`t wait for the glenn ball!", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Oh I beg of you to add just a 3rd nite in Dublin in October... PLEEEEEEEASSSEEEEEEE", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "I have nothing witty to say", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?" ]
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Very bad things.......I need to stop thinking!
[ "My truss failing http://yfrog.com/154upj", " that sigh doesn`t sound happy.", "this day has beasted me.", " wats gooood !! miss yall already", "_n_booklife I heard about that too... that seems an overreaction...", " you could say that. I left it in VT and have been Blackberryless since Tuesday Night. I`m lost", "Just tried an energy drink to report back for you guys, and im sweating and have the worst cramps. I want to lie down", "dont wanna cry but the seniors are out there graduating&its breakin my heart;but im home", "off to work! missing out on all the sunshine!", "I watched wayyyy too much Beverly Hills 90210 today and I am not proud of that fact. TV FAIL", " HAHA Amen! Im sooo **** hungry... And I hate knowing my weekends gonna be ****, when its supposed to be great", "STUPID!!!! my ipod is taking forever to load.", " Sad thing is that I wanted to work there for years, it was my dream job. Was crushed when I saw how crappy it was. Still bitter", "missed out on westcott micro apollo too", " no I kind of miss my first main. Male Tauren Shaman named Icewater stuck at 61. Maybe I`ll fetch him one day.", " was it for the vma`s? i guess so.. also wanna go to london in june for demi lovato concert, but no one`s going with me" ]
[ "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "i know but its better than nothing", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "it wont let me", "K now I`m really going to bed even tho I ain`t tired night! <3", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "_Nicole I have to close my eyes when I watch it", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "_devi thankyou. i wont but you know", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "well then close your pretty eyes and count boring sheep you`ll be sleeping in no time", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "Good lord, man. I recommend the Dark & Stormy at Casablanca.", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "Yup theory is GREAT but the reality is beyond imagination... I also made the same planning not knowing VS will FAIL on me", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "remember, dont let your small list cover your big list...its too little to even worry about it.", "So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "Working god I hate it haha", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "_s Accept it, you can`t do anything, can you?", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "wow i`m soo hungover", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "I just wanna be better already", "@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****", "I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Did you see Star Trek? Now I can`t sleep.........too much action. Can`t wind down!!!", "i`m a bum today", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "fo sho, im down", "i cant do anything", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "I was thinking that too this morning. Don`t worry it soon passes", "I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "lol i cant drink!!", "im just dreamin out loud, i cant have you for mine and i know it", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP" ]
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[ " i got a messgae but it didnt work cause i have a text saver not like money credit im sad now. wat do i do?? xoxo", "****. My arms feel like really sore jell-o", " my plans might have just gone out the window too bit gutted.", "reaons not worth it; drunk for no reason, depressed about revision, nothing happened. Reason`s worth it:Matt, ...after that? i dunno", " - Still a pity it comes with no lamb though", "**** it...Margie said she couldn`t share the info on who killed Evil Eddy with me She wanted my info again, gave it to her", "is sad that Piggy died", "I know I shouldn`t be saying this but **** it..I`m **** as hell http://twurl.nl/8q6cjc", "gahh!! i`m so tired right now.", " He`s totally ignoring me!! How sad! I am heartbroken", "i changed my picture i am soo screwed, i have an assignment due tomorrow that i havent started, i just cant concentrate argh", "friends from Traveller`s Tales held a farewell party for me but I kinda disappointed them that I would still be here until Sep. My fault.", "I have to go clothes shopping tomorrow I hate it, but I have a serious 'clothes falling apart' situation here.", "And I want you to shut the **** up.... I really hate living with my step dad. =-\\ I can`t wait to move out...", "need a camera blower.. my camera censor is dirteeh..", "Need to come up with another blog post today. But for now, I AM SLEEEEEPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" ]
[ "okay fine. i`ll start studying NOW. bye twitter world", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "I have been called by my friend the bed. It is time to acknowledge the inevitable. Goodnight All, Hello Sleep", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "im contacting PAWS Philippines so i can find 'tiger' a new owner. im so sad. i love my dog soo much", "Why do you think people say, 'save the drama fo yo mama?' I`m sure even yo mama wouldn`t wanna listen to ur drama. Ode to mother`s day!", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "Anyone want to buy me this anthropomorphic planter? http://tinyurl.com/m6sru3 Only available till the 31st", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today", "But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?", "Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.", "has just received a phone call for new patients...i guess that means work for tomorrow!", "thx for the suggestion - I don`t think it`ll be easy to convince her cold calling isn`t aweful tho", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "Wooow, I haven`t charged my iPod Touch all day today, and it`s still ALIVE! That`s so coolio", "my computer at work is not working...booo... need a new one! TGIF!", "Okay. I`m all out of ideas", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "Looking for a vibrating phone is like trying to find 'a feeling.'", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "I sometimes feel like the only person in the world without an iphone", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "new photo im hungry...getting off the computer now!", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "its too early to be up", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "Oh no she stopped!", "want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won`t be here till 6/9", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "I can`t get to bed", "_casagrande haha thanks. but if it keeps raining i might not go", "Who thinks I should start doing iPhone App Development business? @ reply to win an EasyWriter Pro code!", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB SATA 300 NCQ 32MB on the way...", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "Having serious technical issues in the studio oh well thank god for the technician", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "Dana just found out she doesn`t get to take lunch now, but rather in an hour. Hello delivery. http://plurk.com/p/x29ss", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "bye bye for now you lovely tweeters and especially my followers", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "what do u do when ur dads losing it mentaly and dosent remeber you", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "And, I`m accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy!", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "What do you think I`m doing at the moment? Yeah you guessed it http://www.phoenixfm.com/listen-now.php", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "Downloading TF2, a mere 6.3G ... 3% nearly instantly now down to about 500KB", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "And figuring out how to watch Middlesbrough games next year, after the dreaded drop.", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "haha! sorry to hear that", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "http://79.170.44.101/buma.ro/ temporary address not working either, m8. They must have done something to the domain", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "unplugging for the rest of the day. Have a good one everybody!!", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "Now I need to find the Keynote one! At least I know where to go! #ScreenCastsOnline", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8" ]
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[ "WTF rehearsal off got to space and room was booked and the brothers have stuff right after so we cant transfer to another room studio", "_pax goddamn that **** sucks *hugs*", " This was at Pitman`s down South. It just looks like business is bad all over", " star wars ............ is **** BOO??? i wanna do your jobe HAND IT OVER u can act as me at my high school LOL", "Attempting to sleep. My puppy is sick already", "this weather makes my fingers numb / still waiting", "Watching videos on Facebook makes me feel like the biggest creep. Which I guess I am. Also, tweet #200! Woohoo!", " thank for ur gnite and... *thank* for ur photo of sims 3... heart broken here", "No pool today. Stupid weather.", "http://twitpic.com/67tcr - Ouch!! Burnt my arm on the grill", "feeling sick. headache. bored. tireddd", " that`s family for you imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol", "sorry guys i didn`t sign in for a while sorry every1", " Swine Flu victims unite http://oinkflu.info", "for all the effort and time put into some of these relationships with people, you learn enough not to trust anyone...", " alright - was only joking - I just said no wine here - fool me maybe? - I don;t like drinking" ]
[ "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.", "I should post some photos of my robots ok - offline for 4 hours now. ttfn (oh, so IM...)", "can`t figure out at what time(french hour) the new moon trailer will be up since I can`t watch the MTV movie Awards from Paris... ?", "The dayem computer #twpp", "Didn`t bring connector for camera on trip...saving new photos will have to wait another week...", "I am using an on-screen keyboard", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Wah, why are you sad?", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Ahhh! OK, remember the film now. Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "I didn`t catch the Jonas Brothers Facebook Webcast... It already ended when I logged in to my Facebook account...", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "i guess that means you didn`t beta-read either of my stories, huh?", "I added it, are you still awake?", "via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "still page one on Google still cant quite believe it not spent a cent to get to page One..... Wow what next...Mmmmmm", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "She didn`t make the challenge", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "Yeah, I wanted to say this, that there`s a @ yourname section. A bit tricky way to find your replies, tho.", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "i think i have a fever", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "called about it, no answer shall try again tomorrow", "might start Spanish...any min now....nope just can`t do it! ****", ": no i`m not going.", "didnt say goodnight to you", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "I`m yet holdin` on.", "i changedd my background its from picnik.", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "don`t you need a server and someone who knows how to program to use Wordpress? Love to but my knowledge is limited right now", "_carter Vid is marked private..", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "Okay, so the only reason I`m not buying this app is because I hate EA and all that it stands for. SimCity rocks though. http://is.gd/JpMM", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "say it isn`t so!", "The best I could do for proof of the crack LOL http://twitpic.com/66ust", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "now that`s an imtetsting visual.", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "I really need a job.", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "back on the twit. much hw`s to do... will post something interesting when i think of it", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "I have to pee.", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?", "_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "_louise so i can just watch that again x", "_Daughtry FYI Canada cannot see the VH1 preview of the video", "and that prob wont happen....", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "You have a DM amigui", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "_iain well my team couldn`t", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "youre not going, are you ?", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "Still no Internet today", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "Come online! I need someone to talk to", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "ahhhh now i have no pic", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "i wish i was still in my jams", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "I know right but hopefully something comes up though", "i don`t know !!" ]
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no water park today? made me jealous looking at that pic
[ "FML, i cant loose another friend", "is bored hehehe i hate IPT", "Oops, forgot we are having a barbecue at work today! I didn`t need to pack a lunch after all", "Oh, **** me. I`ve just returned from the Supermarket Of Doom to find that I have nothing to drink here.", "i`m so tired of being sick ALL the time!!!!", " Well, at least you wont be late!", " such a dissapointment hhaha", " You don`t reply to none of your fans ... I don`t know what trust", "My guitar ain`t here yet?, feel like i lost a limb!.", " awww too bad I won`t be there - I`d entertain the thought of entering", " sorry to hear your news", "Huh ? What`s wrong with UNIX environment dev`s ?", "is sad she is going to miss the Dream Team party... but i didnt RSVP in time.", " I cant stand summer fever (for me) and when the weather gets really humid lol", "i`m pretty bored/tried. my mom is going to be home in an hour. is fixing to leave. aww... she`s going to texas for a month..", "http://twitpic.com/67x7n - MISS THEM ALREADY" ]
[ "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "tomorrow should be good. but apparently no movies", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "walking by the water in annapolis with froyo and no shoes", "The sight of it made my afternoon", "alkaline trio was sweet, saves the day sucked. but i had a great time anyways. it was awesome seeing everybody and hangin out", "don`t ask Hoping that today will be an improvment on the rest of the week. Looking forward to the weekend weather!", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "Goodmorning tweedles very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon.", "Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "wondering what misery looks like? look at the faces of all the cubs fans at miller park tonite. sorry chicago friends. tonights our night", "feeling better. drugs are awesome! sad waste of a 3 day weekend!", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "sitting here with Nathan, Eddie & Brenden chilling out at 1 AM, haha great day, I love my life!", "just got back from greenlake. it was such a nice day today!", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "forgot my macbook`s recharger, that means nothing but Pratchett for me today", "i love those boys. i missed the chat yesterday it was the firts & only one i`ll miss though! <333 Nick Jonas <3333", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "met the shortest line ever at FCB Tunapuna... then the tellers disappeared", "Really wish I could have gone to this weekend", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "great photoshoot today with Chris Ryan of Rolling Stone, Keegan Smith & the Fam may be opening for DAVE MATTHEW`s BAND THIS SUMMER! EEK!", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "Actually a great start to the day, hope it continues getting my new american oversized bed in the evening!", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "nice recolouring of your page nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "Fog horn of DOOM! A great way to start the morning... living next to the harbour is really great", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "Done! Finally.. Yay.. Now I can relax for.. Well one day ;D haha..", "OMGosh I just saw Hattie wake up! Must be summer when your garden hedgehog comes out of hibernation", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Because pop culture is beautiful. Also, you can`t pull weeds wrong. I promise. You can practice on my yard if you are nervous", "Ahhh I am sooo happy Ashley Tisdale is in Germany but I am not in Oberhausen... But i will show it in the TV at 8 o` clock", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "_mills better than a spider or some type if Australian wildlife one would imagine", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "i was in front of u the other day i waved and u didnt off to eddie izzard now!", "Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "No tango icons in this revision.", "Thanks! Yes, this sudden downpour does seem rather freakish. Is it really the end of summer here in the Philippines?", "Kind of tired of poopy puppy patrol....who knew two lil doggies could make so much um...waste. They are super cute though", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "yep trying to beat the cold winter. Morning swim is always refreshing~ good start of day", "why me? i am about to read another ecology book for two hours. its all good fun today", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "Yesterday was AWESOME ! Sunny day, best friends, good food & tons of fun - what more could you ask for ?", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "crazy, we live in a small world, and now u live in covina huh? Thas where im @ but back to chino i goooo", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "june 15, 1995, chino hills, CA. The 1 day it rained n june in SoCal...we had an outside grad; had 2 move it 2 the gym", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "i had a really good day today", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "Nah... to be honest, I`m not a `drinker` as such.... would rather have a protein shake and go for a run LOL", "I ate a foot long from subway like an hour ago! OMG! I`m happy and full. I hadn`t ate since b-fast. happy Lis.", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "haha that photo is too funny! I hope he wasn`t disturbed by passengers too much during the flight", "yea but that`s an old pic, she looks a lot different now...she turned into such a beautiful women I miss her A LOT!", "Watering the plants at home. Drinking a delicious smoothie from morgans because my jamba exploded.", "no, sir, they did not! i was amazed when i woke up this morning.", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "morning world, is raining 2day so revision don`t seem so tough,", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work", "What happened to the weather??", "Prowse? I got a Christmas card of him last year. & I wish I had the money right now. Saving for an apartment", "Brilliant day today, got the car washed and got a washing done! Just have to go to work in an hour", "Not a prob hun", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "Rainy day is rainy.", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "hope you had a FAB time!!! Just saw your twitpics ... Love that you wore THE dress. Great pic of D too", "its just one of those days....", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "http://twitpic.com/416b7 - hey! nice pic", "RE: So, finally finished catching up with your blog - no mention of any wedding details... Do tell, at some point. http://disq.us/11w", "aw. I`m glad you do. Where would we be with out one?", "last full day of vacation", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!" ]
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In pain,, poor me, I HATE THE SUN
[ "_Jim I so much want to see the screen adaptation of Kick ****, but once i found out Nick cage was in it, my heart sank", "_McLife yeah that is the one thing i hate about tweetdeck", "I`m up. getting ready for skill. can`t wait to fail my bio final yay! ugh, honor classes suckkkk. ):", " still a bit of a warning signal in my head saying: 'you want yesterday`s headache back? ok, get yourself a coffee then, quick!'", "waaah.. I can`t open my eyes wider! i wanna go back to sleep but i can`t sleep properly..", "waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow", " I`m not going, sadly. Maybe next year, eh?", "I`m so down again. I wish I could share my problems with someone...", "ayy fml. nothing is perfect", "This is getting on my nerves. I cant change my pic", " i miss youuu and i wish i was dodging semis with you", " gaah rain for tomorrow", "I regret not going to the Movie audition today Seems like my neighbors are gonna get a call back . http://myloc.me/21RK", "Im so tired. And its so gloomy what happeened ro summer?", " I so dont And wtf. Whatthefuck. REALLY? Really? Are they trying to kill me? But i might be... Depends...", "Is anyone there? Please say hello - I`m feeling lonely" ]
[ "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "not sure i can make it", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "And the Sun is shinning.........at last", "I was so hype about it being Friday & it raining outside..No rain all day... But its rainin when its time to kick-it..Mr Sun is trippin.", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "hope it isnt too hot a summer then.hows little one today,being good i hope.lol", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "June gloom is upon us.", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "I wish i could have a pole, we got no space for it maybe i should throw out some furniture and get a pole", "Noones talking to me anymore", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "Hey welcome to VA, LOL. It`s muggy up here by DC too. Worst part of summer I`d say", "its a hott tuuneee,", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "I think me gettin a physical change", "today is going to be a long day", "home=san diego, why did the san jose weather fallow me", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "I know we need it but I`m not a fan of daily rain/humidity & I`m a native. I`ll enjoy dry while it lasts.", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "it wont let me", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "can`t keep eyes open....*shuts eyes*", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "ahh everyone`s out today taking in the sunny weather except me might go and watch some tv...", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", ": no i`m not going.", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "I would love to see the sun again. It has been raining here for 3 days now.", "so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "are you not well?", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "I have to pee.", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "haha! sorry to hear that", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "wants this summer to actually have some sun in it", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "wow i`m soo hungover", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr", "I just want to Sleep.", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", "I spent 3 hours sitting out in the sun - picnic lunch + ice cream = win. We should have had a BBQ today", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "I was supposed to go boating/songwriting in Cape Cod.. but its cold and rainy", "Ahhhhhh I got stitches I seriously cant wait to go to the beach! SUMMER HURRY UP!!!!!!", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "ohhh wowwww no good", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "_a The rocky kind! With little rockpools & octopi & shells & stuff. Now I want to be at the beach. Its the perfect overcast day.", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "I hate Windows. I miss my lovely Ubuntu I`m such a nerd haha", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "not playing here either", "Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though", "Ah this is getting to me", "off to bed with my sore ****", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood" ]
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F.Y.I. a lot of you people that are following me i have unfollowed a lot of you yer kinda boring me or not really helpful to my e-growth!
[ "My bed had tha nerve 2 call my blackberry askin me where the hell I was.......looks like I gotta go ya`ll I`ll c u in 3.5hours, after nap", "you know ur dog is getting old when she sits down to eat...poor hilly please don`t grow up", "doesn`t sound so great at all http://is.gd/JslB #palmpre", " supposed to be visiting Austin Sun-Thurs..but not feeling well since vaca. Would`ve said hello for sure!", "TIRED! goodnight twitter its mother`s day happy mother`s day lov my moomy <3 yayy! God Bless.", " oh phew you scared me. I wont have ANY access when im in mexico", "Freaking #2 horse crushed my dreams! Tear.....", "Listening to Busted - 3AM. I miss them", " I`ma say you should smudge yourself before I start calling people given the malicious action we pulled the other night", "Starting to get sad.", " ouch acid reflux hurt too...", "Can`t even tell you how much this hair dresser is pissssssing me off she has no clue wtf I`m asking her to do..so I`m expecting the worst", "grrrr youtube wont let me watch the chat again", " i`ve got really bad arthritus in my left hand. I cant use my thumb at all", " awww i`m sorry what kind of fish did you have?", "I almost lost you again phone silly indy" ]
[ "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "_Read perhaps it is all those background apps!", "Goodnight is not on the trending topics. lol", "Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav", "you can use my alotment", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...", "http://twitpic.com/67x8k - WITH MY FRIENDS WERE IN OUR WORK", "Just investigated whether I could change my username to Ermintrude - someone`s already nabbed it", "Wow- you are sharing some of my long list.", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "noboby`s behind. I think I lead with $14,8 so far", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "im joining twitter lol", "youre not supposed to...", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "Hi Charlie, thank you for following me! Nice to know there`s another Ollmann in the new world...", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.", "Figuring out how this Twitter thing works", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "your not in school", "tegan and sara fan? follow them", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "I figured you`d be bouncing about it", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts", "fo sho, im down", "what kind of food Celli? I`m following you now", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "I can`t have any.", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!", "It will if I do it in a round about way. I ahve to copy the public contacts into my personal contacts first. no big deal", "I recommended .net, I guess since they bought something from you they featured you. Hopefully it brings in more business", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "snitchsneeker photos were cool -but, dang, what`s up with all the comments about your chest hair - that`s just creepy", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "girl u sit ya double decker neck **** DOWN and talk about ppl who are on ur LEVEL and not above", "thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?", "had a good day but im now skint again", "Well, I do what I can for the X spammers watchin`", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "Its like I had a power nap.", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "I just got twitter for my palm <3", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "_shantz heyy shantell! twitter is cool, thats why! and guess what!! i followed britney spears, and she followed me back!", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "its cuz you love me. dont make me sad", "Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog", "Craziier are off of msn!", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "I`ll put your name on the list", "sky diving was aaaaaawwwesome!!!! kinda bored now though", "It tells me I`m not a member of the private beta and I`m not going to just start pretending to assassinate people", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "are you tweeting while running?", "Done studying bout the earth", "Hey babe follow me,love u on da show", "DM me your email addy n i`ll fwd dem 2 ya", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "is gaining weight. rather", "Hates untalented **** being mean to my talented friends", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "It`s not much better than instant.", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "I wish you weren`t going to a 19+ venue in Vancouver", "why weren`t we invited?", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "just downloaded more music and videos on my ipod.", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "Well its a good thing ``march`` wasnt very long and i didnt like it...cuz its deleted. Ugh", "ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "I want to go to VP, but no one is willing to come with me.", "_KittyKat hello new follower haha!! how are ya?", "add me up: http://profiles.friendster.com/americanidolislove friendster.", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "Is getting the hang of Twitter.", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "You have a DM amigui", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "I`m uploading some videos to youtube, will give link once I get more loaded. Variety from my daily life, not amazing but fun to watch", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.", "Signing off folk, might be back on later!", "is addicted to the pet society app on facebook", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! really, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Joined you on facebook!", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter", "is having a lazy sunday", "where has my sleep run off to??", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy.." ]
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I can`t has blocked me. I can`t even request
[ " I miss standing next to you...", "I JUS FOUND MY I.D. FINALLY ; IT WAS IN THE LINT THINGY IN THE DRYER LOL ITS ALL BENT OUTTA SHAPE NOW IM MAD", " is making cupcakes and says i can`t have any kelli, you`re a bad sister.", "California`s budget deficit (now at $24.3 billion) means big problems and lots of cuts, including 220 of our state parks", " tell your friends to tie you to the railing. I expect a tweet tomorrow about headaches and feeling tired", "Omg! Why cant i eat. Everything i eat hurts my stomach and it comes right out of me.", "Refusing to accept that the US holiday is over. Heading to Woodies Longboard Diner in um ... Hove...", "melissa_leah: my car wont start.......", " yeah & when it goes wrong it`s the worst feeling ever", "Back at home. At the moment I�m speaking to my aunt on the telephone and Darius is neighting in the backround... Miss my little horse", "Stupid sun i actually have to work now", " unfortunately I didn`t leave the house in time", "_Cullen oh really!!! i`ve already put all the pics up!! sorry!! http://twitpic.com/61oj0", "Tired of hearing stories about everybody going to Ibiza...", "At my rehearsal...gonna miss the game please keep me updated! Go Nuggets!", " Gosh, no need to be so rude." ]
[ "I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "took my computer in for a new dvd drive & screen wouldn`t come back on Had to order new computer & wait...", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "tikcets are only �91...each...BUT I SO WANT TO GO", "ahhhh now i have no pic", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic", "Is not going to service tonight due to the fact that i`ve yet to find a dress for prom tomorrow. Ugh", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?", "Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "I don`t have the app that does it", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "haven`t twittered in forever. yeah, just had my sixteenth birthday party tonight", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "I must have applied for about 20 jobs every day this week, why won`t one of them contact me???", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "_Kid congrats; im still jobless", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...", "I`m making a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "It`s been 2 days without gas...the gas company turned it off to do maintenance. I can`t cook.", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "Mary, Are you not receiving my texts????", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "-i`d love to be able to bike/bus/walk to work, but it isn`t safe in my area", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "@ poll : was trying to get it to work in a powerpoint to no avail.", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "he`s on zul`jin (i think that`s how you spell it) so i doubt they`ll ever meet", "just got on twitter. no friends to add! none of my friends are in twitter", "Okay, so the only reason I`m not buying this app is because I hate EA and all that it stands for. SimCity rocks though. http://is.gd/JpMM", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "is it a worldwide number? caause for some reason my phone wont dial the number", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "Hmph I had to order some bootleg Pharos GPS phone they dont have the BB I wanted at Office Depot", "great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)", "You don`t get them anymore?", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "would love to talk to you but i live in England so unfair", "Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "_20 I hope he does it soon, and i know i hate fakes", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.", "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "i havent got a call", "_ that is not even a question. when/when is the question", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "haha I was JUST talking about that to my colleague. I have 539 DMs, only 15 - 20 are actual messages and not spam", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "wow i have no friends on twitter", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "Oh ****, happy late birthday! (my txt didn`t send )", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "Didn`t even reply to me about how old you are tomorrow?", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything." ]
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Getting very frustrated by people who don`t know what they want... can`t wait to go home tonight...
[ "_KittyKat so now im bored..untill i go out", " I`m trying my dang hardest to not watch the movie again until I finish the book, again.", "I have a farmers sunburn! Ahhhh!", "CHILLAXIN AT WORK...MAN I SCREWED UP", "would rather be with the bride doing last minute wedding stuff instead of being stuck behind a desk until 5. Someday...", " boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!", "I feel like I have to throw up.", " my internet is being a ***** again!!! wtf. i think im gonna sleep afterward. internet is driving me crazyyy!", "Geez I`m hating bein at work till 10 on a day like this I feel like its a wasted lovley day", " u no there was no point pointing it out yesterday and ppl had 2 wait til midnight .... they were kinda pissed", " im following you! im following you! im sorry! ahhahah i missed you!", " I was never a good stereotypical teen", " yeah talking to you was too boring", "im sad about missing out on the opportunity to be in valencia`s new video.", " pandora is blocked at my work bummed", "got so totally lost that I had to pay for a taxi to get me back to where I was supposed to be. Yeah, something like that, lol." ]
[ "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "trying to plan a huge birthday party by myself", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "Somewhere in the center...", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Ntah, I really wanna be there", "*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "Ugh id better get up for work", "Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!", "Headed back to Baltimore tonight", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "including myself... guess umma be partying alone yet again...lol..", "_club wished I could have been there last night. Sounds like it was rocking! Can`t wait to see pix or vids", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "Haha you`re welcome! I was honestly going crazy too. Have a great night as well", "I`m calling your room-mate!!!", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "Is waiting for sumone to come online", "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "I`ll guess I will see everyone after the weekend Gunna be having major Tweet cravings the entire time!!...", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "Heaos keen for next weekend. Mummy. <3", "I`m not leaving yet!", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "i will be without an assistant for the next week", "Hmm I guess where the world is headed 2day....Lets make predictions", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "trying to get into the groove of studying heeelllppppp meeeeeeee", "Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol", "i love him..i hate him..i loved him yesterday...ill hate him tomorrow....**** im confused", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!", "Tired. About to climb into bed and fall asleep. I hope this weekend will be fun... I only have a couple of weeks left", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "that`s not great guy related??", "excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "It`s almost past 3. Time to go to bed", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "Monday morning Lots to go out.. just waiting for a mate to add a style to my table and im set", "ready for a very busy, FUN day tomorrow! gotta keep myself busy when my lover is gone", "hope y`all enjoy the MusicBoat Cruise. What a tough job - haha!!!", "Yes. Me too. I can`t understand why they have to do that. I mean, I know it`s all about Hollywood, but this thing is called love.", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "i can almost imagine what the call taker must`ve felt like taking that call...especially if they have young ones at home.", "Be my guest !", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "is exhausted from a great weekend, and is looking forward to this week", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink", "Home from school. Out tonight? Probably not", "gets to go home. I`m here until 10:30", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...", "Hello all my new followers, there is suddenly a lot of you, so will take a little time to get round to you all", "Work is a no go", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "youre not going, are you ?", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "Going to see Angels and Demons tonight. It better not scare me!!", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "Going to have dinner. bbs", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "Yep, one of those nights again.", "chale... a ver define 'out'", ": thx for the follow!", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "Is at work ohwell need money so : D", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "I`m not sure. Btw, YAY FOR WICKED TICKETS! That`s awesome! When are you going?", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", ", in about two hours I`m setting out on a 600-mile drive home. Mostly I`m hoping it goes quickly.", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "I have assignment due by midnight in professional writing class & I really wish I was already done with it Luv writing thought Id like it", "Home !! Home @ last !!!!! Time to step outside for some life", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "getting ready so i can go out", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "I`m still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it`s not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca." ]
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**** - Apple store is down for updates... what`s coming, I wonder?
[ "driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping promising myself to make time next week.", ".. these holidays are soo boring..", "just went to the dentist my mouth hurts and I can`t eat until 8", "aww, anyone see hollie steel on BGT tonight? wharra shame", " hypnotyst .... hmmmm... i should beware..", " http://twitpic.com/45r61 - saddest thing i`ve seen a while", " Chowder is the ****!!!!!!", "DIDO 'US 2 Little Gods' http://ow.ly/9UIn 'Just this moment/ Let it all stop here/ I`ve had my fill'...words that make you panic...", "I miss my dog r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batman (I really hope `all dogs go to heaven` is true)", " It wasn`t the best flick, to be sure. I`m just ready for 'Star Trek' now", " Lmao, when I was camping, the water in the shower was well water and just smelt nasty", "So jealous im not at asylum right now", "Was meant to go play cricket but can`t get a lift so I`m now stuck at home watching the Apprentice on a lovely day http://ff.im/-3niD8", "I hate my arrival in the employee parking lot!", "Have to go to the dreaded DMV tomorrow", "i feel like **** right now and i have one more month of school left FML HARD" ]
[ "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "Once again I am looking for a new beard - it just fell out the window Any bright green ones this time?", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "Happy Star Wars Day everyone! Whats everyone up to this rainy bank holiday? I am heading out soon for coffee with my mum then shopping", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "Last day of CGI 09", "lmao I need a shopping partner today.", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "Just found out I`ll be a Food Engineer in a future life. Cool. *iPhone app called Afterlife", "oh ok. Well good for you...can I get some weather updates instead?? jk.", "where are the good music and lyrics?! it seems like humans have lost their ability to understand whats good and whats bad.", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "_**** not as yet... i would just like to know if its okay for your mum before ask my mumm hopefuly there gonna tell us soon!!!", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "About to clock into work", "Need to buy a bluetooth device for machine", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Is taking a moment to reflect...I want my annonymity back,FB!!!! Is it safe to say anything about someone else to another friend again?", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "when will she b finished", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee", "I`m doing an experiement", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "it wont let me", "My trip to Igbaras will be postponed to next week", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter", "can i have itL", "n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK", "Is feelin right rite now", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "waitin for some Fall out boy", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "i didnt get a hug today", "twice in a week Qantas club lounge computers broken #flyertalk", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "Does anyone update the photowalkingutah google calendar with photowalks? Looks like I`ve missed a few", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "my blog is now updated", "_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "I don`t know how to use this", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "Is it OK to send iFlowers to your mom for Mother`s Day trough this iPhone app? http://tr.im/kWnX", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!", "Forgot my power cable at home today", "lannen fall? we have a new EP coming out shortly. I want you dudes to hear it!", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "Starting some work on final year project. Just making some test pieces in flash to see how things could work. Listning to iPod too", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "Tried Nokia`s Ovi music store: 'Nokia Music does not currently support the Mozilla Firefox (Mac OS X) browser on your operating system'", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4", "Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed", "AWOOOOGAHHHHHH!!!! heheee hope you get some decently priced breakfast real quick, David", "Tweet riot. I can`t download Tweet Genius on my other device", "you have no interview today?", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "made a little cover for my iphone. the birds aren`t upside down on the back http://twitpic.com/67tp9 & http://twitpic.com/67to5", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "AM`s good for us GMT-ish people, I think. Looking forward to it and hope you`re batteries & laptop will be recharged soon.", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Are we going to be able to buy more than 1 ticket online through livenation tomorrow? cant make it to LA", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "phone was acting crazy today so i missed all my tweeties` updates but i fixed it", "what am I going to do without my ?! SKYPE! haha", "looking for new ideas for my blog", "hey y`all, we are waiting for final edits on our cover of 'sombody`s baby.' can`t wait for some input", "converting the Armin Only - Imagine concert for my iPhone... fun fun", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "I`m a bit late, but the new twitterific interface for the iPhone is very cool, oh and Richie and Lauren on their engagement", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "And gadget show today Can today be any better?", "So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "has work to go to.", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "How are you today!?", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "Sent Twitterville 1.2 off to Apple for review More screenshots etc will be released later this week.", "I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "something we all need sometime", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "i am a freshman in this site. how to update? help" ]
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****, can`t sleep. feening for cigs. i`m horrible. :X
[ "Problem with my must do list is: once I write it I usually forget where I`ve placed it...1st thing on my to do list--find my to do list", "never does anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed", "This is how much hair falls off everytime I shower. It`s more sad than disgusting http://yfrog.com/6p190aj", "doing my english essay (on r&j...wtf) that i should have done a long time ago when it was assigned last thursday", "i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy", "lost HIATUS noooooooooooooooooo D: back to school tomorow. back in 10TY ()", "Grrr! My internet will be up and running next Wed at least now I have a def. Answer!", "driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping promising myself to make time next week.", " i have no phone whatchu doing tonight sucka. no dane cook she sold the tickets. lamee.", "rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation.", "I miss laughing till my stomache hurts", "Long to-do list. Little desire to do it all.", "Just uploading photos from the cell...nothin like true candid-ness!", "I am going to be sooooo busy today it`s not funny. i hate busy day`s", "Don`t really wanna go school on Monday to be honest", "yes! its finally friday, and im stuck doing projects" ]
[ "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "eh...but I`ll be picking cotton soon....need to suppliment my income", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "Sigh... you know I am...", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "not the best way to start your day", "ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today", "I don`t know what to wear....", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo! Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "i guess i`ll do both since i cant really decide which one to choose", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "whatsoever do you mean by `how I get down` lol I`m always sober", "I wish I could sleep forever", "i`ve been up most of what normal ppl consider the night. no problem going to sleep but nightmares been waking me up.", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me", "_radio i`m too awake now ill have a nap this afternoon", "Okay I`m about to 'crawl' into bed and ummm ummm. We are about to talk. We need to talk about somethings, Good Night Tweeters.", "on my way to driver`s training", "Night all!! i`m trying to get to bed early for once...well as early as 1:40 can be for a normal person...", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "I should be sleep. I have to wake up soooo early", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", "hahaha omg i only got 3 hrs of sleep", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work", "am sitting in the library with eyes half closed cause havent slept in a while coz of exams", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "_magician Yes, apnea, but it`s not the prob. I`m on meds that might be causing this. they help otherwise so much, don`t want to stop", "going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "What`s all your fault?", "Trying to fix my background", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "lol thanx, me too!", "eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself", "Slept like a log last night, now I`m full of energy", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "I have to use the bathroom", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "i really needa find more stastics", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "sittin on d bed about 2 fall asleep", "that`s what i was last night", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "You don`t get them anymore?", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "did not sleep a wink last night X", "Ugh id better get up for work", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "my day is going way too fast", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Going to get my blood taken", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "i`m awake while others sleep", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "trying to figure it out", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "anything I can do to help?", "Awake, man, i need to go to sleep, i gots to wake up early for church tomorow.", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "Isss boredddd, gotta be up in the morningg", "yeah i`m not shy doing everything that i can and still nothing http://blackird72.etsy.com check out my sale, no bites yet", "go to bed mister! u need your beauty sleep", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "Have been rolling on the bed for the past 2 hours ... Still unable to sleep", "i have to work tonight. *M*", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it" ]
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is there something wrong with the internet in chelmsford? my tv on demad isnt working right and my internet is SUPER slow
[ "Already 26.1c in our office. Can people melt? We`re fighting for air con because fans just don`t help, but can`t find the budget", "Hi, is anybody else having problems with the Karma site? It`s not working.", "yeah, I was wasting my time fail", "Oh no.... Trouble in paradice", "my deep fry drumsticks were not as good as i thought they would be", " Floor mopping sounds unappealing", " hey Jodi.. what`s up??ugg.. im bored.. i just made a sundae.. c u monday.. ( hahaha it rymed...) loll. cu in school", " Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol", "_is_one84 Those suck so bad.", " ok sweet! and whenever u want, I am stuck in bed all weekend", "What did I learn today? Never post anything you`ve sold on ebay using royal mail. They lose it, I refund: compo`s nowhere near - my bad", "_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!", "lmao im stupid just felt like sayin tya� in my red caf vioce..nite ya`ll", "Having a bad day/week", "won`t be going to the Oxford Internet Institute Sunner Doctoral Programme in Brisbane: lack of funding", "Im so down! The AC in my house just broke" ]
[ "_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.", "http://onoir.com try to go if you can. I tell everyone who goes to Montreal to check it out. Even people who live there", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "i am on aim getting ready to go to bed. running a 5k tommorow for mothers day. wish me luck!", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "I would vote for you Miley but I live in Ireland You`ll be fine Good luck! Sl�n!(bye in irish ) Sorcha xxxx", "Just saw Star Trek with the boo.. Now off to bed! Never again will I go to a Vallejo theater. hAppy mOthErs dAy to all!! I love my mommy", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "http://snipurl.com/hbp3g Canalway Cavalcade over in `little venice` near Warwick Avenue - on today too", "no not that expensive windows or linux", "almost died. Laptop screen was set to 100% brightness after I reinstalled Windows Vista. Got a headache now #insanedefaults", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "looks like you need a local marketing person. I`m booked for 2 gigs in Vegas that day", "Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "using my brothers G1 phone.. love it! driving to vegas... my phone died this morning and my charger broke", "Rice is ready to eat.Off now to watch Comet 2009!The most important music price in germany.Wow n Lisa arrives around 12p.m. Still 2 hours", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "watched the standard dvd 3d version, no blu in UK yet, 3d effect was best I have seen on home system yet, **** in 3d", "Not enough time for Disney World.... might just have to watch the Disney channel instead.", "Hoisin duck pizza, salt and pepper pizza and gelato for dinner with Edmund and Jade. Good times!", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "one of them is", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "Big Sad Face Bing doesn`t work on iPhone. It just takes you to the regular mobile Live search.", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "how is your coding going?", "ughh on the phone with HP!", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "Morning all, finally got to stream media from PC to PS3 via wireless router, much easier than using a USB dongle, ah, techy simplicity.", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Making an iMovie of college", "Playing logical gates games with Charles on : http://tinyurl.com/6jwjmy Charles took less than 5 mn to make a light bulb flicker", "_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer", "my phone is dead and my charger is miles away.. _S_R i`ll talk to you in august", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "Metro from trader joe to 71st closed so many firemen and cops wth happened?! Walking home bus can`t go further ohh", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "don`t ya just love a free night to catch up on your DVR shows? ANTM here I come...ha ha!", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Err, I get that Now, with the TimThumb, what`s with the url?", "Oh I`ve got that one & the stp x step one on VHS. Tried connecting our video to harddrive to copy to DVD but didnt work", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "just found two very moldy and squishy reasons why non cracker based foods aren`t allowed in the play room. When mom`s away...", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,", "Were you able to watch it online?! I hope you were! And yeah, Belinda Jensen was really good", "found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "I want to go see Up", "eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown. happy birthday!", "Is hungry with a sub", "want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won`t be here till 6/9", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "I have one fastsmallballbuster`y question. & I promise not to weirdherout w/the fact it MAY be on my visionboard", "waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "I listening Your album on youtube. So awesome. But i can`t buy it", "me too... it goes to my phone so all night long sometimes my phone is blowing up... so nice to wake up to!", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "Threee WORDS . . . YOUTUBE BAMBOOZLE SHOW", "is aching from rugby, good game", "cheap and good system http://bit.ly/Fgl2Y", "I love U2! Lol, I you ever need a slow but good audiobook Oliver Twist is a one I`ve been listening to lately.", "I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "Ok peeps...I`m not crazy...I was twittering 2 someone but had no idea how 2 direct msg from my cell! Blonde moment!", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "Type cold in my room", "Whew! Moving commercial-sized freezer and cooler a lot more work than I expected. Missing the HTC roundtable", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "_avenue Love your website! Wish I lived closer to sample the cupcakey treats", "Please get a cell phone with a better camera on it... your pictures are real bad quality compared to those that Miley took", "_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!", "Hello everyone im just sitting here rocking out to 9412 sam on the air The best classic rock station on twitter here", "_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks", "went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "good morning from Lincolnshire. I could use some exercise also", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "http://twitpic.com/4jaw9 it`s the frog who`s been attacking Chelsey..LOL! Funny", "I don`t think so what time are we leacing", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "[Sarah Mcglaclan song in background] Please donate to jpnnbak` fund of 'Dinero for the cable bill' think of how you will make her", "my day is going way too fast", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save" ]
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Tried to do an Audioboo recording but it` distorted due to the high volume #OBS
[ "I am sooooooo bored in textiles !", "i feel like I`m on house arrest.", " Ha! I dunno about standing anything up. Very very rough today. It hurts to talk.", "I have turned into a fast food ****", " Aaaaw no! Are the windows open and that?", " nooo... as a font connoisseur i can totally relate dude, my heart goes out to you", "Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow", "_ I wish you were here NOWWW!!! grrrrrrr", " yeah unfortuantley Sam hanks **** bowl that he like rolled along the floor got me out grr", "With E3 coming up the worst possible thing happened. No not swine flu! not AIDS! RROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "oy, im such a nerd..im writin 2 no1 cuz no1 is followin me i mean lik sum1 was but their account was deleted due to 'strange activities'", "yay for nice weather, boo for cici not being here this weekend", "Sunburnt Gutted! Hope it`s faded by tmw!", "I can`t find my camera", "got to final table, but....went out third. Don`t think I`ll be getting my free seat", "missing on his birthday" ]
[ "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "Yes, this NBA song is great!!! Got an old funny NBA cheerleader remix song. Ohrwurm of the day 'colorblind'.", "@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "try to play John Travolta`s 'Grease Lightning' bassline.. it`s cool", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "Why don`t we close the library due to the great weather? And the ac isn`t working #fb", "_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you", "singing songs and filming movies what i do best", "Woot freaking hoo, tho Mad World isn`t doing well on the iTunes top #100 chart.", "Hey I saw SNL 2nite&I loved it!! especially the crumpin` ****-**** scene 'crumpin`34 dub' wow hilarious", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "concert please explain? im intrigued", "And Clang rocks, so you`re using it, right? Anyways, according to the comments it`s in apple`s gcc too, dunno how public tho", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "In 1 horse town + 2 blown out car speakers =", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "I want to go see Up", "I work in one hour", "that blip is NOT to be misconstrued as qs on last night`s convo... it`s just a song i really love & that rocks my morning", "my myspace profile is OLLLD NEWSZ i need to editeditedittt", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "boopboopboop. still talking to ashley & brittany. i`ve been talking to ashley for forever, and our convo still goes places. we`re awesome", "why that`s a halo", "Shared Kim H�ltermand - Portfolio: Shared by Kaare Finally a dane I´ve got the honor to do the amazing.. http://tinyurl.com/coypsl", "I can hear it now...", "eww What r u doing atm?", "wish u was in the D!", "Powerdvd doesn`t want to play my Pushing Daisies dvd. I only want screenies to make icons with! Copy protection gone bonkers?", ":O Looking through my old stuff and found a record from my old band! Well,a band that I was in for about a month. Ever heard of ?", "i can`t believe it...", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "but i know i can`t", "_M didnt get it clear", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "haha i have 2 ask, are you 2 as beautiful as ur voices? curse u super cool beautiful women who are likely unavailable! lol", "hey hey hey b", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "needs shows before wednesay!!! oh well... come one come all... Irvine Improv live @ Gotham Showcase 8pm lots of good comics...then me.", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "unpacking my new toy arrived in the studio right now it`s called TC Finalizer. can`t wait to check how it sounds !!!", "I don`t have the app that does it", "_carter we can`t see the video it`s private", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "brad we should be at Olympic village watching this. Season 1 with a 30 rack adult hood", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "err you can turn on optimized js+css & caching once we deploy the thing, but I hear what you`re saying", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "I know, It`s so crazy! I love using it too Have you seen my YT recently? I am a partner now ****", "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "Okay people my fones charged", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", ": Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.", "I want a fake BLT....", "were you born in a barn? would you like some hay? 8-)(8) youtube the mother song", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "wooo am recovering from running race for life yest!!! i managed 36 mins 44secs, not bad for absolutley no trianing", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "yeah, so quick! And I`m using the 5mm addi`s I bought on Sat and it makes it even smoother", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "Ada acara menarik lain: Keys to the VIP di channel V. Ttg straight yg dikasih tasks to approach strangers in the crowd.. Hmm", "Home from Chelsea`s Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "Acquiring a CentOS live CD, now where did I put my memory stick, I would like to boot from that. I wonder if I left it at home", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there", "they are all over one is a fan with a vip and the other one is the winner of the twisted vid het si weer eens raar gelopen, chaos", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "need to get an intel based mac 1st but this impacts on dual core vs quad choice, latter probably better for virtualization", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "thinking about new.. oh yes .. btw bankroll stays at $14.88.. so down a bit from yesterday.. and I won`t whine about bad beats ..", "_Anderson your tweets were awesome **** the heat. That`s what dencorub is for", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "I can`t get to bed", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "hey bettiye, i did see her. stay tuned for videos and blog hows was obsessed?? i need to get thru exams then imma watch it", "says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq" ]
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Need to come up with another blog post today. But for now, I AM SLEEEEEPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
[ " Not even better than Kapsel cha Dy nulis notes? Spertinya gw ga ditag cuz g ada notificationnya... Huhu.", "_skies miss you too :`( it is!i never want to come home.....seriously", " I know, they`re ****. I am trying to sort out my portfolio and I don`t know what to put in it!", "on later than normal this morning, got attacked by a swarm of mini fly`s after opening the veranda last night took an hour to get rid!!", " ohhh ok. so like, it`s more frustrating? I had my hands on a 3g iphone last week but it was upgraded so i couldn`t unlock it", "Wow. So I hate Staples right now. Majorly. Thanks for being complete fucktards and killing our productivity", "i feel like dyeing right now...", "Wishing I could go with to SoCo to go climb, instead I`m stuck at work all weekend", "Did a historical Jesus ever exist? Im finding it hard to prove, its all hearsay accounts ... it bugs me ...", "a guy called me AD-HD kid earlier today, and that hurts", " that`s what i tell everyone! their food is the WORST! no one understands my horror.", " no I wish. Just a van that comes round. We missed him", "Well, I discovered I can`t swim. I`m out. Sorry", "dont go... im sorry for disappointing you", "When i say 'we close at 6', it does not mean 'come in at 6'. Ffs people. Also RIP Polly", "is bored hehehe i hate IPT" ]
[ "Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!", "i suppose i best get ready for work grrr", "what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "transcribing my tenth (and last) report for the night", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "I mean, I`m just figuring out how to work it all", "_sm Do you know why we have two Categories on our website? I`m trying to remove one but i can`t.", "gl and say hi for me!", "I have no idea whether or not to drink anymore...", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Can`t Play Solitaire For **** lol More Updates Soon (Y)", "er yea am i doubly awesome now?", "specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)", "i finished new moon in 1 day all up. maybe less, im quite proud, now who wants to lend me eclipse haha", "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "enough for today, good night all", "With my jordie for a little bit", "_hameron I`ve seen those already. I link them in my lj post.", "Sure, I`ll be in chat in a sec Here`s the thread http://tinyurl.com/ojcf5l", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "I got you today", "- You can do yiiiit! Night", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "It happened to me the other day (customer asked me to ship to her work address), I sent her another one", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "Good morning tweeps! Monday got here way too soon! Hope you are having a good one, at least as good as it can get for a Monday", "yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r", "Indeed. Have a nice week!", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "i can`t wait. 2 more days till happiness.", "working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks", "I want to party down!", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "now accepting maid applications. would be nice if you`d start first thing tomorrow - would make a wonderful Mother`s Day present!", "Listening to some house music!(what else?) I got a gig in San Francisco next Friday. BE THERE details on my www.myspace.com/djspy", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "nice! now gimmeh some nice stuff", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "Thanks, that was gonna be my next tweet...You the man Figuratively speaking", "HaPPy B-DAY Ma Freaaaaaaak <3", "i wish my drems could come true", "heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "Is going to attempt to cook chunky beef & mushroom pie tonight mmm, i`m hungry already!", "wow. i just install twitter fox. I am tired to keep refresh my browser", "haha iya starting to tweet again krn mitzy baru ber-tweeter jg Nit.", "TGIF.,..i wish that saying applied to me, but i work Saturdays", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "Hi Simon, let me know when it`s done", "hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !", "On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you", "I don`t think it was either. But I can`t remember it.", "thanx for showin luv", "oic.. will need to get upgrade space if I do want to use it then.thanks Will most prob only use photoshop and dreamweaver", "http://twitpic.com/4wah5 - haha that`s right", "I hope so ^^ Eclipse is up and running again btw! http://tinyurl.com/d792yd", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "aww i will keep sending it ;)", "be patient you`ll get it soon", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "i wish there was an 'i like' option (like fb) for things like this", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "Have a nice day ? http://blip.fm/~5z6y6", "wowie wooie someone updated their twitter without me having to remind you. I`m not even mad,I`m impressed. how was the lasagna ?", "Signing off folk, might be back on later!", "Let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/", "Look at all this feedback! You should do it more often, seriously The crazier the topic, the better.", "My tweetdeck won`t pull up.", "Time for a clean up.", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.", "uploading new videos on youuuchuuub!", "did you not think of texting me that!? I`ve just read it now lol! Figured out the html on my own.", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "Getting ready to launch the podcast of chapter 1 of 'Turning Left at Albuquerque' this morning. I know you`re excited - so am I!", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "1 day to my Birthday !", "yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", ": woot please post a pic, I won`t recognize you without it", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "Thank you for the advice I`ll work on that when Im not at work.", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "_breez Yer please do! Have a good day!", "Need to sleep but can`t", "Alright, I think it`s time for bed...even though I`ll probably surf the net for another hour before I go to sleep lol! Goodnight", "Good morning!! Gonna clean the house a bit, then maybe clean some more, then do nothing for the rest of the day", "gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...", "wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough", "feeling any better hon?", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "Good morning Dan! It`s my Bday and I plan on getting some exercise too today!! Love ya!! See you in NYC!!!", "Hey! That`s about what ours was... for round 1. :/ Round 2 next week...", "Your post reminded me to sit something out. Looks like steak for dinner", "too late! already finished the chapter and posted it!", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "yay it`s friday... hold on I have to work tomorrow", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "i will do that..", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!" ]
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she`s gone I miss my kay way already
[ "listening to music...feeling kind of down", " That`s true. Unfortunately, the leads in the movies don`t die on such a high note. It`s more the Friday The 13th model", " Wow, I`ve officially lost all faith in Britain, looks like our wishes weren`t met, sadly", "is allergic to you...Oh NO!", " lady gaga tweeted about not being impressed by her video leaking just so you know", "_Confidential I tried to use Spinelli to turn him on to GH, but it didn`t really work", " not my groom! think i`ll die an old maid! lol", "Awake at 4am.. can`t sleep", "Oh no adult school again", "missing my bffls! missing my friday night dates! hot dogs for dinner then who knows what the evening holds!", " yeah man, they brought it back on the market a couple years ago...it scarce through", "Arg Exile still has that problem with Alt-Tabbing", "well movie night spoilt by fracked up disk-happiness gone, so time for sleep", "in school w. linda doing nothing ;i miss you", " a great song by East Clubbers", "hates the sound of silence..doesnt like being shut out.." ]
[ "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "R.I.P. Sammie the Cat", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", "I was trying to back all her documents up but it wasn`t playing along. its taking forever but am back at it again now", "playing with Zeke, he`s leaving today", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "_ Well their not gonna fit her in with this big long advertisement", "forgot she had a Twitter account. Happy Mother`s Day!", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "First sports banquet without katie", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "We`re no longer in biz together. The one thing that survived was our marriage. Not so good with the in-laws, though.", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Wanted to buy Amber Bensons death`s daughter today and no where had it", "I ran outta bathroom passes. maybe mrs. French will be nice today?", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "i love him..i hate him..i loved him yesterday...ill hate him tomorrow....**** im confused", "Glenna is bored but glad that it is a beautiful day. Macy went swimming and Kris played golf while I sat at home waiting for them", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "_celeste finally some sleep in silence", "gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha", "my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.", "oh no!! don`t be horrible lol no but she was a better singer even if she didn`t cry... don`t u think? she made me cry haha!", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "in the mood to listen to some Reg stuff (Sir told me: U used to be a huge fan of mine but now it seems you`ve forgotten my songs!!!) )", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "goin ta bed now! goodnite jessica", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "MY SiSTER iN LAW JUST LEFT FOR HER PROM!! SHE LOOKED SOO PRETTY.. TEARS ALL AROUND", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "@ it hurts me that my sister has so much potential and she isnt using any of it what a waste of God-given talent.", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "Just went with Kerri to her locker for the last time.", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "live now! but nobodys there!", ": yes she got all lovey with him&he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her", ": yes she got all lovey with him& he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "Morning, dude! Ivy has decided she wants to go on a boat today. Are you guys around this PM? Would be nice to see you.", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "When I heard 'No One' from Alicia Keys like, 10 minutes ago? You made my night", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "Did I miss the fun?", "_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "I guess she`s not the type of songwriter who dreams the great ones.", "By Drove a #-mazda #RX8 today and boy, that car is fun! Sadly though, I don`t find my car that much fun any more", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "Don`t Chase Me - Shea Fisher download it", "and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "come on, leave Gretel alone now I liked her doing the #Logies", "That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie", "Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun", "Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "heyy are you ok...? i know it sucks having her in you dorm... but i assure you it will be ok", "I just tried to go back and the police blocked off the whole neighborhood. they`re evacuating the building now", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "Sad thing is samsam loves my sexy crooked body! And she wants to **** it now", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Josette....where are you?? I looked across the pond, but you are nowhere to be found.", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "Time to head back home. My business here is done.", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH" ]
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Missing nathan and the bccg already. And my best friends that tried to visit me Heading back tomorrow afternoon.
[ "I hate exam time. I want my life back Also I want the ability to revise back - if I ever had that ability, that is.", " Right here! Army Wife in Germany! I can`t STAND that I cannot be there this summer!", " ive tried and tried in the past to learn cockney but sadly its near impossible to find books and things on it over here.", "Bought new racquet for $145... wish this racquet will do the half and God the rest .well despite recession things are fkin costly", "Aw ****! My iPod has a thin, gray line across the screen! Didn`t drop it - I take good care of it. How long before it dies?", " i can`t figure out how to listen to it from the internet", " i can`t listen to music at work I probably could try, but then i`ll have to start hunting for a new job on monday", "Have a HUGE headache... don`t have asprin here at work.", "is tired of summer already", "OH NEVERMIND I THINK THIS THING IS UNSALVAGEABLE", "_PingPong Oh, so no male strippers then? LMAO", " WHAT?! i was wanting to see that show!!", " yes but 75% are on the wrong wireless plan", "_xD What I TRIED to say was `it seems like the people of Facebook don`t agree`... I guess I fail -cries-", "Im regretting the alcohol I consumed last night, MY HEAD", "Today feels like friday. Too bad its not" ]
[ "I can`t get to bed", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "I WANT A HUG!", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "Well best of luck", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "Greetings Joan: Just wanted to say I STILL MISS waking up to your pleasant personality & face in the a.m. Hugs, Angel", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "Out with Bre, Jimmy, and Jon P?", "idkk if il get to see it again", "hope yer ok hunny", "I really wish i would hear from josh", "I left that for people to complete", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!", "aaaau thanks gi , I really really love u.Thanks for being a really great friend.And forgiveme if i leave you sometime, ?", "_express i didnt get to see it tonight", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Well I asked you a few days ago and you said money was the only thing holding you back Saturday or something", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "wishes her love was coming home", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!", "aaaw... that`s very sweet of him. my girl friends gots to drag them hubbies just so we can 'nite-out'. unless my beer. LoL", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!", "just wanna be there tonight", "T-bone`s gone to sleep... Think we`re gonna join him", "My twitterberry wont work on my friends and me", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "alright cool. See you tomorrow thank you!", "i looked for you but couldn`t find you amongst the crowd", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "thought I was going to have a fun day", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "ur there when I`m not lol", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "i saw the new cities last tuesday, amazing show! and won tickets for tomorrow`s show, but might not be able to make it", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "sam and sean are teasing me saying they are gonna get wings without me", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "Beatrice?? I don`t remember his guide", "hahaha Really, I`m just trying to figure out the last time he was on FB by looking at all of his friends pages", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "A lovely weekend away at Kits Coty, now relaxed and well rested and ready for the week ahead. Back on NNC in two weeks", "Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow I`m in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "http://twitpic.com/67x8k - WITH MY FRIENDS WERE IN OUR WORK", "so see you on my birthday visit me haha why wack Saturday ?", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "awww...on ur way out Have fun for me toooo!", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "last day at the Ko Olina. off to north shoreee(:", "Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.", "thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in", "is off to somewhere.", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "I didn`t bring my pokemon with me I forgot them at home", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me" ]
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on jacksonville beach walking in the cold **** water but have to work in the morning ily <(`-`)>
[ " i hate this weather! When u have lived here ure whole life u get used to it...may is always rainy ", "you can see the coffee table again!! ...so when r u cominging over 2 insult me into cleaning the rest of the house?", "_cook you make me sad. Why do I like in canada? I can never watch these things. I should move. Know anyone who needs a roommate?", "laptop pooped. new harddrive needed? using DH`s old pc now. maybe offline a while **** BSOD!! happened too many times, Safe Mode only now", " The race was Saturday night. Jimmie didn`t do so great. He`s still in 3rd place", "taking Willy to the specialist...poor dog! He has to get a CT scan cos he can`t walk properly atm", " LMAO! I don`t fake being Paris anymore. Look at my bio ;) and by the way I can`t log onto your forum...", "My heads spinning from math, started to dream in formulas. NOT good.", " awww, we JUST missed you then!! But I`ll see you tonight!!", " the straightener`s another 110 pounds though. Seems pricey", " we`ll test that theory with no right arm to strum with. Got a feelin I`ll be humming my new tunes for a while", "So bored in chem n im super hungry! Ugh", "_and_jay hi! **** your job!", " I could but won`t get here in time before my Vegas trip So I`ll still look like a noob there~", "Broke Up with girlfriend, FEELING Very lonely and heartbroken Sad times guys (N)", "feeling really dizzy not soo good" ]
[ "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "Adem in, adem uit", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "I want some ice cream", "Too busy at work today to trash the cubes of vacationing team members", "to atl in the morning then back to Clemson", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!", "I need some cheering up", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "so u aren`t going to be in Chicago", "I need one too.", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Prolly going to Jamba Juice in thirty minutes , shop for awhile then hit the airport and see my daddddd.", "Taking the day off and doing absolutely nothing Studying begins on the morrow", "thanx 4 thee follow", "Nice start to the holiday!", "is busy creating a new logo for my site", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "I need a blankie this trains an icebox", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "Good morning nyc! If I weren`t broke, I would have landed there yesterday afternoon.", "Actually a great start to the day, hope it continues getting my new american oversized bed in the evening!", "Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY", "busy wit work how is your business going on?", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "i would prefer 1 more monday", "With my jordie for a little bit", "Although it is becoming Tuesday (soon) in New Zealand * _starla H... ? http://blip.fm/~5jhim", "I`m going to obu for the night.", "Just woke up. Making breakfast", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "Work, work, work. Finally not sick, though.", "Lucky. Winter is coming for us", "is Chillin`, listening to Tunes", "what a beautiful day not to got to my first class", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "is looking forward to spending time with Mom today", "where is the rain please come out", "i fell asleep on the beach and didn`t put on enough sunscreen lol", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "Last day for our professional interns", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "good night..have to get up so early tomorrow", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "Morning. Off to school... Ickkk!", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "mm it was cold in your shadow anyway. Ooh monday", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.", "word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "Was about to head downtown...now there`s a flash flood! - Photo: http://bkite.com/07XFs", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?", "is needing to make a new video", "Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.", "i had walkathon this morning. and i`m among the first who arrived at the finishing line!", "I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.", "yep. working on the post now", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "Lovely walk this morning with the missus; drizzle didn`t matter", "ah yes dropping the bear thing it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!", "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh friday..and I work tomorrow", "Gettin ready to hit up the mall w/my mom & Jayden! DO ALL THINGS W/FAITH!!!!", "is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "taking a break from sewing to do some dishes", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "I can haz beer too? Oh wait... I`m a work...", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "I think it`s going to be a LONNNGG Weekend, but not the 3 day kind.", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "I`m concerned for that family", "my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "Good morning! It`s going to be a kick-butt day!", "good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "start work 2 moro at 6:30. not looking forward to it", "can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "Just getting an additional free day", "Surgery when I wake up", "The sun is shining Have a great day", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "Phone power is dying!", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "Spring cleaning episode 2....do I really have to", "Tyring to pack for my Aruba trip (soul beach music fest)", "Coffee in hand and sun shining in my window. Hope everyone`s having a great Monday morning so far! #monday - MR", "last day off... back to work tomorrow", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing", "its awful breezy out here good thing they sold blankets!", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "_musings Good morning! It is raining here", "morning all will be at Warner soon! lots to do, then go to school for some work... hope everyone has a great day!!!", "Change of plans, working inside bar tonight", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "I want to go see Up" ]
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finished the noodles. done the dishwasher. really really warm. i don`t like it
[ "[Somewhere - Within Temptation] returned to mysefl. Keep working hard till June", "iced coffee and vanilla ice cream UBER SICK MIX", " Wish I`d had the balls, but with my 2 kids with me and not knowing how illogical these ppl can be, didn`t want to risk it", "In French trois, nobody is sitting next to me. I feel a little lonely...", "The one day I do my hair, weather sucks where is the sun?", "another song that makes me cry and cry all day and night long.", " hey Jodi.. what`s up??ugg.. im bored.. i just made a sundae.. c u monday.. ( hahaha it rymed...) loll. cu in school", " that is a bummer", "http://tinyurl.com/nqudrt - Hurt my finger at work", "mom is ok so far. just missing jaron", "feeling the need for more advil.", " and i have cheese and no chips.", "Took a short nap now Im ready for work. My sun burn hurts", "Just had my hair cut it looks like ****", "is gutted she isnt going out tonight", "why yes jeeves. bring me that noose there TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!" ]
[ "ROFL - me too.", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "recovering from a hard day of homeschooling my dd, chemistry did NOT go well...", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "Ever since Orchid quit drinking from a bottle, she`s been eating us out of house and home! Holy **** girl! Still not drinking milk though", "how come when i straighten my hair it has to sprinkle", "now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "got a case of the bubblies.", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr", "and now i smell pancakes...or maybe toast... or something delicious. but no one is at my place cooking", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "And it`s starting to get cold", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "ill call you on my home phone to your home phone after dinner tho! coz im almost ready to eat, is that ok? ****", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "you are not old!!! You`re just comfy! Like worn in sweats! Said with all the love my sarcastic heart can muster....", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "Is off to get some dinner", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "went swimming with the fam for over 2 hours! we`re a little toasty", "I guess the relaxing dinner and a movie is out for tonight...I was looking forward to that after my day at work", "has work to go to.", "we had bbq chicken pizza last night! (although it wasn`t deep dish glad to hear you had fun in p.r.!!", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "Is hungry with a sub", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "had delicious pav + bhaaji + finely chopped onion + little dash of lemon Yummy!", "Rewarding myself with dinner at American Dream pizza on the rooftop terrace. Perfection got 7 pages done on the prospectus!!", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "my HD is full. need to cleanup a lot", "awww. its cool. i ate too much ice cream", "_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "I was glorious at 6.50 when I went outside, so why has it gone cold and cloudy now", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy", "Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "had a cool lil night. Now at Berrie`s about to eat pizza waitin for", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "Sounds good to me! No more cleaning cynics orders. Haha. Good night. Talk tomorrow.", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "I got so much gray hair all of a sudden. I just ordered me some Garnier Roasted Coffee from drugstore.com, well see how that goes.", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "Getting ready for work.", "& I got too much work to do", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "How come it`s so cold now?! A few days ago it was wicked nice out, now I feel like I need my winter coat back.", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "aw no! yeah I must say, it was very good haha", "I`m home, Yay! Unpacked everything, now just got to wash it all", "Swimming party at my brothers tonight. I had an AWESOME time. Since when am I a sissy about cold water? Who am I? LOVED TODAY!!!", "I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "wellllll, I did most of my homework. and i kind of finished with editing. And I`m not as tired this morning as I thought I`d be", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "snitchsneeker photos were cool -but, dang, what`s up with all the comments about your chest hair - that`s just creepy", "*hugs* im glad you got to spend time with your mom. if your free tonight drop by for some spaghetti", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!", "That`s alright. Add your egg and maybe some sort of leftover meat and it`s not so bad <3", "Note to self: Omelets are better when made with butter, not olive oil. Also, doesn`t like my cooking *spits in a napkin*", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "_esl If in doubt, wash separately Normal concern is something fading onto the white.", "Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "_x3 you are too sweet girl!! My food was soooo good", "Happy mothers day I`m so hungry and the resturants are all closed... ****", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "is fixin to clean the house for my mom for mother`s day", "i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "#todo Cleaning the Apartment - again - who keeps making this mess? oh yeah .. me. $10 + hug for the person to help come clean", "go to my father`s house or not?!that is the question...domestic food and people around me vs my bed,my tv and my world...dont know", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "going to bed. night", "now i`m done! good nite" ]
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christian lacroix, and one of our on-off clients, gone bust. http://tinyurl.com/kv653j
[ "I would rather end up heart broken then have regret because i didnt take a chance", "Damnit. I have run out of candy coated books.", "Get into me not going. lol at least I didnt get my hopes up", " Have you noticed that we`re at the beginning of what may be the worst recession since the 1930`s ?", "boo! i can`t sleep again saying hi to random people", "Bout to get ready for work ugh i hate workin on fridays", " That sounds **** too.", "feels not good at all", "Ugh.. apparantly doc authorized my refills on tuesday (and ready to be picked up), but the order status online still says waiting review.", "I`m slowly reallizing how this burn I got at work 5 hours ago really sucks", " Just go near a hive, they`ll tame you!", " I scare you? No!", "Aaahhh I`m just so busy. Sorry everyone.", "alicias tonight? idkkkk. ughhh", " KILL IT JASMINE! Haven`t talked to you for ages.", " I was going to but I`m stuck with it as I seem to have misplaced my remote It`s extra bad tonight as well :|" ]
[ "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "167 Brian 167 that`s 1...6....7 followers count them and weep. And they ALL know who is the buzz champion by now", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "last sunday before going home!", "What happened to the weather??", "....if you see Christoph please tell his lunch was packed this morning and he left it in the fridge", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.", "is cold and wished to go back to bed", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "taking care of sick children", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "they can be a drag,,but for the most part they come in HANDY hee hee", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "twice in a week Qantas club lounge computers broken #flyertalk", "a whole season behind the US now", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "Must head back to the office", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "editing something in photoshoot NILEY", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "holy cute! Dexter has already lost his kitten face gettin a chunky butt since we got back from qld too haha", "just got done washing dishes not too long ago", "hav a pork scratching", "my hubby. promised job promotion so we didn`t move, signed a new lease n they withdrew the promotion...", "Broke the laptop again...", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "I loved him and he was in a mini", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "didnt say goodnight to you", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "need to cheer up!", "just checked my account I also paid twice", "Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!", "sounds like an episode of TV Wine Library with .", "I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "I no he`s the same friend that went with my bf to something at t... Read More: http://is.gd/JmjB", "http://skipall.com/8p.png The come apart easy enough", "Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud", "politicians and celebs have lottsa fun .. it`s just that for SOME of them, FUN is actually .. SIN", "are you and melissa celebrities now?", "Work day 7 of 7,", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "your vid wont play x", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Oh, but Grease is on VH1! It`s almost over, though http://myloc.me/2215", "_The_Moon Do you mean (Jim Bob, obviously) or (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!", "Academy Rector with tons of tutors looks like the way to go, since all the good Trix draw engines and mana accel is gone.", "a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Chauncey is giving his last sac speech...", "Going to bed, with peter.", "oh.. tnx for following cass.", "Off to work I go", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "Is coming to the end of his first shift 6.30 local", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "It often pays to wait", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "Heh, thanks for that adorable plug *cough* more info at: www.samstephens.com *cough* *cough*", "Back from SOAP, soooo fun.", "no juice here, I didntb even let him use my computer.", "she`s just finished! The Pretenders now. x", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "have you seen who`s knocked you off top spot on wefollow for #perth?", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "Off to dinner with & his fam.", "just found out i have strep", "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "Last time we`ll get tacos like this.", "O`Charleys? Pretty good. Especially when its free. Hot waitress? I think so. Back to work? Unfortunately.", "Locked out of my **** house!", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "Done at the spa now meeting vic for some late lunch!", "I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7", "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Facebook Farm town become slower and slower", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "this goes out to the one n only smirker cheers dave! aka jak aka the best chest ever! ? http://blip.fm/~5jjcc", "why does zero have to have thomas in it?", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Fixing openbox theme a little", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "yeah although probably not on BGT bugger", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "when will she b finished", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there." ]
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just got back from my exam... im surely gonna fail...now trying 2 get tickets 4 il divo! someone doesnt want us 2b there!!!
[ " my tix are in limbo....as usual #UPSsucks", "Lookin` at spreadsheets so long my eyes are crossing...", "My son had surgery yesterday so mommy and son time won`t be as long today", "#com125: we have a quiz! again .. Feliza is bugging us again its getting very annoying!", " haha **** hell i know ay. **** son he`s just making trouble. we could take him.", "i feel sad for you elizabeth.", "Time for bed, oh how I wish someone was laying next to me", "It is 00:03 I`m Wrecked I`M Hungry & I have to get up early. Not the perfect Fri night LOL night", "_xo wicked , what time you leaving? how come you cant stay the night", " peep this remix from 'The Wu Dynasty' remix tape its delayed but this will give u a idea", "_G ur a poopy head", " dammit, no! one tweet from september, noodles is also taken", "Goddamn bloody stress and **** sending my body haywire", "Just about to eat, home made indian food is boak x", "House hunting for next year= No FUN!", " nick`s voice still makes me wanna kill things" ]
[ "wut do i do now????", "don`t i know it, writing an exam essay this weekend myself", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "I`m on my way...!", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "I didn`t get the job but I will keep applying to other school.....I do want to teach!!!", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.", "Sitting in the car. My ipod is about to die so Im not gonna have anything to do.", "So I`m waiting in front of the DPS so Julian can take his driving test.", "i guess i`ll do both since i cant really decide which one to choose", "Good luck at the services tomorrow!! I wish I could see you guys on your vacation!", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "yup, studying. At least I`m trying to. Trying to let the stuff I read enter my brain permanently.", "it`s beeen onee year", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "i wanted to go for my birthday...", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "I keep trying to talk myself out of Australia by thinking of the jet lag So far it isn`t working... I still want to go!", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?", "should be going nfg tonight", "in accounting class ; then detention after", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "just got sold out from UP", "WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "didnt say goodnight to you", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "I got it in math and ss only", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "u didn`t hit me up", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Well best of luck", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "about to book train tickets for friday!", "last day working for Tend", "How can i vote, it wont let me, says they closed the votes in her category i wanna vote", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "hey I didn`t get the email yet", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?", "was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend", "we won`t be home till like next month", "im at school right now", "i thought you were gonna be at the show", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "i tried to help", "Naw forget it then. I will only if u take them", "I`m not leaving yet!", "i looked for you but couldn`t find you amongst the crowd", "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "i need to get my computer fixed", "Nope, I`m on my way home now.", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "needs to find SOMETHING to wear to graduation. lol can`t find anything!", "I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.", "I`m in dire need of a second job, if you hear of anything in nightlife or food service please please please think of me", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "Do you not like turtles?", "Don`t worry you will have Ava to distract you on the flight", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "I cant watch anythgin till tonight", "I don`t want her to leave..", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "Gonna get my ticket to Las Vegas today. Gotta check my milage. Can`t wait till August", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "It`s last Friday today", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Cant find my red lighter that reminds me of Amy", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "I wasn`t near him.", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "I wanna come!!! How come u didn`t invite me!", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "Jonas brothers concert was greaattt", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "I didn`t even get a chance to shop @ Aldi!", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "So confused about what to do?", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!" ]
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The devil you say! I`ve been waiting for the Black Widow in movies and now she won`t be awesome at all.
[ " i hate this weather! When u have lived here ure whole life u get used to it...may is always rainy ", " the worst kind of news", "_august84 hahahaha now that is a spooky wish babes how about a lifetime supply of shoes with matching bags and constant weight?", "i feel like dyeing right now...", "****. My friend`s in such a state and I don`t know how to help him. Nothing I say seems to be helping and I wish I knew what to say", "i know i was wrong. maybe i shouldnt did all of those **** things like that", "trying to upload a custom background on here, but it`s not working", "It`s teddy chucking time", "New pollster data on party identification in the United States : Democratic (36.7%), Independent (33.5%), Republican (26.4%). OUCH.", "I have to choose between and _FC on Sunday and wins. I`m shattered. Why can`t I be healthy enough to go to both?", "kate is leaving me all by my lonesome", " dont depress me I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!", "$4 lonestar pitchers at ? If only I wasn`t still recovering from last weekend`s bout of irresponsible gluten consumption", " nah I don`t finish til next yearrrr!!! are u stayin in the bad news after graduation?", "My back is soooooo hurting.", "_marie:my heart goes out to you" ]
[ "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "hmm.. idk that song.", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "I want Crimson Gem Saga. I will just go play RF Guerilla demo repeatedly. I (Mission Failed - YOU DIED) so many times from dicking around", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! ----- nothing happens..", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "I want a new lappy", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "_dreamer Wow, you still haven`t gotten them?", "totally! I`ve been waitin for somethin new and thought provoking at mj.name", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "I want my Katie.", "_express i didnt get to see it tonight", "_Brad oh, cuz id like to use it on a whole heap on bitchy girls I knoww", "Just watched Mall Cop. Wasn`t that funny, but wasn`t too bad. I guess. I kinda wish I still worked at a movie theater....", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "Working god I hate it haha", "that`s black market material right there, my friend!", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "its a travesty, no? and, the people who are doing this said they`d THINK about involving joss whedon!!!!", "funny u havent showed me any love yet at all", "Very true. And well behaved women rarely make history.", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Can`t get the sound to work while on DVD. I was going to watch Mary Poppins.", "Hmmm, maybe that`s what they meant. They eluded to something brand new but you know how the media is", "Demi is a super girl but she don`t like the french fans", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "not playing here either", "Please play in my movie", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state.", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "Gotta a lot of work knocked out on the project but there`s one feature that just refuses to work right. Can`t release next version until", ": no i`m not going.", "Harley Quinn cstm hehehehe not going to the prom buaa", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "Ah! Gotcha. Well, I`m curious to hear what you thought of Wolverine then. (if you actually went and saw it).", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "I was really disappointed with the whole 'promiscuous girl' thing. congrats on her success but i think wasted talent", "thanks clair, I haven`t watched it yet.", "I had 2 hoes .. now I have none", "Fuuudge. Movie store is closed", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!", "Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...", "upss..her name is writen like chesca.", "fair enough. actually, you dont have to give me x-men. mad max will do me fine", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "Thanks, none close to me.", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "what was it? I missed it.", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "follow her shes lonelyyyy", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "at least she doesnt try to violently hump you like my (female) dog does", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "I called but you didnt answer", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "I`ve gotta watch out for those stealth skillz! I always forget.", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "_carter Gotta make the video public, dear. LOL ...can`t see it.", "On the way to sthlm - it will maybe be a movie // cool http://gykd.net", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Sad thing is samsam loves my sexy crooked body! And she wants to **** it now" ]
598
Man waking up sucks when u have to go to work like 30 min later
[ " haven`t worked there for a long time but kinda miss it! I miss anna seen her? i`ll prob be in SLO most of the summer! you?", "Hey #rda2009cla presentation was too large to post! sorry (From rules to entities: cataloguing with RDA live > http://ustre.am/2j3l)", " idk if i could. it would cost me soo much there.", "Hail/Thunder storm here. The Power keeps on going on then off. It sucks.", "people with mustaches get super powers and mustaches. no fair.", "This class is really long and I`m really getting hungry", " ohh sorry , thats someone else`s pic my bad", "I had a realization today, and it made me sad But at least the healing can begin.", "Maybe I was wrong, this week could have stayed good, but it didn`t", " so sorry, I just found the members preview has been sold out for awhile. It opens at Noon to the general public", "My net died so yeah.... I`m sad now", "yeah, I was wasting my time fail", "trying to fix some weird query", "I`m kicking it (though feeling a little sick): alternating talking to friends, gaming, watching the playoffs, and writing an application.", " i had terrible trouble with `sp` words as a child, would drop the `s` pider, pade etc, needed lessons. bad memories", "wat a stressful week i jus hope everything falls into place 4me" ]
[ "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "Good morning! Driving to work", "Good morning to another too late sleeper . One of my excellent designers is Valerie (see ) picture", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Day off with nothing to do", "_dulay i swear it took me 2 hours to get from bel air to alabang. but yes, i LOVED reminiscing about our HK trip with you &", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "RAIN why must you come 'after' I flat iron my hair? I have been rockin my curls for 3 weeks and today you decide to come out. not nice!", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave", "Back in from LI 2hours ago n still made it to work yay me", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "Morning don`t ask me why I`m up so early", "good night..have to get up so early tomorrow", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "oh no....u don`t have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can`t wait to see them", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "_sis He got those cars before he lost his job. He used to make good money. Now he works at McDonalds because nobody will hire him.", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late", "Fog horn of DOOM! A great way to start the morning... living next to the harbour is really great", "Is relaxing in bed for a while before I go to sleep. It was nice to get out of my house for a while tonight", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "_Bill2030 And good morning to you too.", "morning. hope its a good day despite the revising", "Another night of not sleeping", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "_NKOTB LOL you r not a loser u drove 8 hours in a day.. U need rest of was it 2 days? I`m still tired lol", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "gahhhh homework. masterchef in half an hour! hahah and the recruits", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "me too... it goes to my phone so all night long sometimes my phone is blowing up... so nice to wake up to!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "Finally, a beautiful, sunny day in Atlanta. Too bad I`m stuck inside working...", "i just need to sleep", "Ugh. Going to skool", "It turns out I`m really, like, sixty years old, guys. You were right!!!!! I`m off to seek my future a little later than planned!", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "_bennett gotta go drive my Dad around today, but i`ll be back this afternoon.", "missing him so much. why does he have to work can`t he just spend time with me and get paid for that lol", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it", "he not getting off early?", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "I walk to & from work...about 25 mins...think that makes it worse Improves once indoors tho.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "Good morning world! I feel really sick.", "_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "On the way to home", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "Averaged $31 per hour at work today! Gotta love holidays", "Feeling considerably better after 13 hours sleep still not right though...", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "at least two to three times a week i turn on the tv, find comedy central already on and have to endure a brief moment of scrubs", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "I know people say that power naps are good for you all the time, but I kinda always miss the alarm", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "On my way to work wish I had more days off", "shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!" ]
641
The case for my iPod Touch is literally falling apart. So junk
[ "_mcsupergirl ok, finished set u free, and i am sooooo mad rite now...it cant end like that, i dont want him to be the bad guy", " Oh, final msg - Why didn`t you review my boardgame Bookchase� when you were on telly? We didn`t even get a nice letter..", "I have too much homework to do today", " its taking forever to upload", "have yet to start this paper due tonight. i have no motivation", "35 hours in the sun=rash", " Tshwane wants double rates but try and phone to get service - endless loop #fail", "My boss called me anerexic", " I feel like a piece of garbage! See: http://bbltwt.com/nqgp3", "() Oh snap! Just broke my windshield while replacing my wiper blades.", "Two dozen roses sent overnight and delivered this morning. Just found out the recipient is out of town!! Sad", " i did i only got 3 stars on the pre wash then failed the rince", "Can`t believe those idiots buzzed out the juggler.", "watching M eat a hotdog...gross.. he`s so drunk and annoying.. trying really hard not to glre @ him", " sorry to hear your news", "Missing how it used to be" ]
[ "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "I`m so getting the cold", "_Read perhaps it is all those background apps!", "yeah and in the tatami room! kids + tatami dont mix", "Scream just played on my iPod. First thing that comes to mind, BEAR MACHINEEEEE!!!! Lol", "Going into town later to get myself a birthday present. An iPod Touch will do nicely I think", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "does it work on the iPhone as my MacBook is flat", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "perez....... The YouTube video isn`t working", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "I was looking forward to seeing in Raleigh (fan for 10 years NB too) but scalpers took the tix and sell them for $200 morons", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "using my brothers G1 phone.. love it! driving to vegas... my phone died this morning and my charger broke", "Done studying bout the earth", "I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away", "I can`t get to bed", "I don`t get it...", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "The NVIDIA ION-based Lenovo IdeaPad S12 ( http://is.gd/J6Zy ) is awesome. Fn key to left of Ctrl makes it non-starter for me though", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "Major iPhone problems Wont let me send texts BUT I can do everything else! Can anyone help", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "not the best way to start your day", "another letter for you - this one car insurance - ouch", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "oh nos, what happened", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Really wants to buy new clothes", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "Is anyone`s #visialvoicemail working. Have done the sync. Turned off & on. But still not going Help?", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "I need a code", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "and by the way it`s short stack, not sway sway sway sway baby is a song of theirs", "converting the Armin Only - Imagine concert for my iPhone... fun fun", "Really really cant sleep x", "The first thing she said means 'Your new album is really good' and the second thing, 'Don`****`s broken'. I am Persian!", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "meee.. I have a Penguin wallpaper on the backround on my phone, computer, ps3, ipod touch and on my twitter", "BTW, thanks for the gifts. I`m wearing my shirt, having a dunker and Apple loved that chicken soup; just what she needed!", "SPGridView is looking prettier, but I`m pretty sure my code is very ugly.", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "Some goodies bagged at the car boot including some very cute cross stitch birds for my craft room! The man selling was a sweetie", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "My phone is so stubborn!! You`d think it had my genes or something!!", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", ".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "you will never be the same...", "Dangling belly rings are a bad investment...the cutest ones ALWAYS pop", "lol, as a target employee they forbid me from that place, no i usually go in and buy like everything along with commenting", "it`s beeen onee year", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "hah i`ma knock on wood but my PC has never crashed yet..nor my laptop but then i`m careful with stuff so maybe that`s y", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "Apple has done some impressive things for my almost 2 year old macbook. Except when I poured coffee into the keyboard.", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa", "Jared`s wearing a green shirt? *SPARKLY EYES* YEE!! I hear #asylm is highly disorganized hang in there!", "I suppose it has a certain 80`s charm. I`d personally hold out for the motorola 8 track phone. I like my phones chunky", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "glad to know that the ad display problem was due to a firewall config at yr office. phew!", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "Bought some little plastic personal wine bottles at Jewel, perfect for rooftop boozin`! Wish I didn`t have to wait so long!", "Going to my brother`s wedding in Princeton, NJ next Sat. Had to buy a navy blue sports coat and gray pants - $13 total at Goodwill", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "is needing to make a new video", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "Big Sad Face Bing doesn`t work on iPhone. It just takes you to the regular mobile Live search.", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "Bought a new combo printer at costco today (officejet j4550) cause it was cheaper than ink 4 old one. #windows7 doesn`t like the fax part", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "And, yes. I <3 mac, if only it weren`t so expensive", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "Okay, so the only reason I`m not buying this app is because I hate EA and all that it stands for. SimCity rocks though. http://is.gd/JpMM", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "TV is shite,thank god for youtube", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "Can`t access your site!", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "yea tre hood claim thats atl theme song which it aint!! lol but its a youtube vid. that i posted yesterday", "Go to the setting on the iPod/iPhone home screen & scroll to the bottom & you will find twitterfon settings", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode." ]
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I dont care who gets mad. I like speaking my mind. Im alreadt crazy so it helps me not go off da deep edge! **** u!
[ " boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!", " I bet you received lots of hit from that tweet; at work i cannot, wish i could", "_JessicaB_**** yip.....aw gonna miss them on bb", "he`s outta the ofc til Monday ::GRAND:: kinda bummed me out but b/c I was genuinely sick there`s nuthin I can do about it -->", "I got a text from this guy who I don`t like, and who has the same name as the guy I do! How disapointing!", "I have uncontrolable hic-ups right now that hurt", " so the beneath show got cancelled BUMMER! i guess i wont see you til cornerstone who are you goign with?", "Still feeling weird about my ex and her engagement. My mom made things worse. I don`t even want her, but it`s still odd", "First time I`m going home early sucks to b single no one to call", "_lu I must be getting old and bent: that is the second thing you`ve said in the last couple of days that has not really been a turnon", " poor tony come play scrabble on facebook!", "Farewell dinner with my kimmy. Last time i`ll see her in a while", "Sitting in on a Friday Night Bored", "Omg guys my internet has been down the whole day It`s still not working I`ll try fix 2m", "i`m a little sad that school ended today i`m moving so i`m going to miss all my new friends from this year. just got a hair cut", " Totally unsurprised that Dave isn`t coming back to 10. But Annalisa is wrong for it, opposite of big warm mellow Dave." ]
[ "errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.", "that sounds great right about now. It`s ridiculously hot in my house", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.", "_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?", "Aw you are and you`re welcome", "COOOOOOOOOL... DOOOOOOOOOWN... Patience... Is... Virtue...", "ur welcome sweetie . Anytime . I need to find a way to get more followers , I don`t have many", "!!! Tell everyone I say hello", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away", "Writing or making sense ?", "That`s ok then.... I accept the slave role... Your wish is my command... hahaha", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "lol fine, I go for her too", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Might be in the middle of a perfect weekend...", "No problem! Look forward to your next tweet.", "yay i`ll do you a heart mk shout in a sec pam", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "Yeeeeah...I am so much better off, I think!", "I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion", "Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday", "Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL", "baaha & healthy choice my friend! (:", "Yes, that does sound like a distinct advantage. Fortunately, I enjoy being female.", "And U are doing Brilliantly sweetie!!! Blessings and Joy to you!!!", "_saurus So did I... and now you can hear it again and again, if you wish.", "can you follow me so I can DM you?", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "I feel better today.", "Dhellohannah5 can you please follow me i need more followers haha", "you don`t even care about there, their, and they`re.", "_a_michael i plan on it! Goodnight", "But I do know is that I am extremely happy with him and wouldn`t change him for the world and don`t want anybody else.", "and aww and HEEE. nicely done, your weekend guest! *approves a lot*", "I know! I can read bt I can`t sit outside coz I gota answer the phone", "cool, not a big user of DM though", "the exact one i was thinking of the bestttt.", "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "haha wtf is that! You don`t want me to leave", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "lol you guys are awesome", "Oh how i love my family.", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "Thank you! I`m working on `s", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!", "Ntah, I really wanna be there", "In a really Good mood for absolutely no reason tee her", "thankyou very much, you rock!", "oh hell yeah lol. im a vegetarian tho but i still cooks the mean =X im a traitor", "whatsoever do you mean by `how I get down` lol I`m always sober", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "My ear are popping.", "@ Nickchien _ i am happy to break my twitter virginity with you two.", "nuuuuu, i totally love may, it`s the best for me cos i was born in may", "http://tinyurl.com/oqsqz6 Grace`s FunZen magic mood tool for keeping her cool in the pool of real life which is now yours too", "i think u have more than enough friends now, including me lol", "i can still read `em...", "I thought it was pretty good! I`m not a die hard Trekkie either.", "Soooo happy your back!", "Boredddddd Follower Shes AMAZING!! *Broken*", "It`s IQ is high when it comes to knowledge about how to swim round`n`round in the bowl...", "will do it in a couple od days , when I have more time., for now I need to get some sleep. Night Night All. Peace.!!!!", "G`night Twitterverse! Thanks for keeping me entertained!!", "and yep, you`ve converted me to Blip. Been great to hear a lot of others suggestions - some pretty great stuff!", "_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "I like all the songs I can`t say just one guys! love ya", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "YO I`m just on the computer", "May the 4th be with you I couldn`t resist!!", "They are great friends of mine. I`ll let you know when they are playing next and you can come along and do whatever you like", "3000 then ya up with me my friend ... i type too much", "great. so you`re saying *I`m* old, being 28 and all??", "welcome ! since it seems you`re interested in cheese I hardly suggest you to follow too", "i really needa find more stastics", "yup! Now I can join in on the nin access fun!", "i just dyed my hair", "hello, i`m great! how are you?", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "Thanks for adding me", "oh about you lol sorry my minds always on you", "@_erica I know right", "say it isn`t so!", "do you ever respond to ppl?", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "its bout smoking weed", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "May the forth be with you .....", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "I can`t wait that long", "I`ve Got An Urge To Make Music Like Massively.. I`m Going To The Studio", "I wanna get an FF tweet too", "is in class, trying to listen but I really like twitter, facebook, .& myspace oh yeaaah .& I`m hungry!", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "_Kookie girl,rain is my song forrealll!!!", "Enjoy! Family trumps everything", "Today was fun I <3 meeting boardies! The acoustic set was just soo phenomenal!", "Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...", "babe i`m just **** around! just bored! no need to worry", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "come on, leave Gretel alone now I liked her doing the #Logies", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "yay! you should do it. just think about the animals and it`s not as hard", "_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one", "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "Having a cup of tea I have a cold so it`s tasting really good!", "I`m blue. In other news, you will love tonight`s DC!", "_coza Yep. Live and learn", "just need to know what to be cautious about. being cautious is good." ]
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throat infection coming on strong I think I can taste blood :S
[ "Grrrr....I got the wrong size coat for the sheep", "so bored...miss everybody already", " 'arrest her' or, anything ending in -est that can be done to her.", " it`s really gutwrenching. So sad", "_of_max Sadly, no. Now David Tennant has left I don`t particularly want the job anyway", "I hate to say this, but CLA really should have had a press conference or something today.", "Stood outsiden got the WORST butterflies everrrrr!", "i think the food i ate made me sick.. i no feel so good", " Right here! Army Wife in Germany! I can`t STAND that I cannot be there this summer!", "Gosh I miss singer`s theater. I miss learning music, doing acting exercises, n I ESPECIALLY miss being onstage.", "I`m Back and I see I missed Truck and Fish on ", "Panda express, it`s been so long. I`ve missed you", "Thinking about opening MacMaze sources as I don`t have time to work on it anymore", " Whats up today..? missed the #coffeeclub that day", "unemployment line here i come.", "I am going to die tomorrow night. should be here." ]
[ "(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??", "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "Hang in there! Drink some hot coco", "I can hear it now...", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "m still watchin Boston Legal tho it cracks me up 2, scrubs earlier was good i guess i just like a laugh!!!", "I am up and feeling pretty **** gud! I dont even have a hangover what a nice feeling", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "Off to see the Doc in a bit to get the knee checked out", "'I want you in my mouth and my **** b!tch' mm jeffree rawks", "is having awesome fruits and vegetable juice at the opening of Lam`s noodles at 8 #fb http://tinyurl.com/qnjqx2", "ur not blind i was just browsing & saw ur tweet & figured i could answer ur query plus i wanted to know too", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "fine, ill get myself some miso soup down the street", "bout to take a shower.... a cold shower", "Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww", "your the voice i hear inside my head, the reason that i`m singing, i gotta find you, i need to find you", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "_arcelay http://twitpic.com/4xvw2 - I got chased by a male chihuahua that looked like he was pregnant today He was black and ...", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "I ate a foot long from subway like an hour ago! OMG! I`m happy and full. I hadn`t ate since b-fast. happy Lis.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon", "mmm eating tostitos && piknik with spinach dip from S&R. <3", "just goy back from a day of tests at the hospital. going to start chemo on monday", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "Come to Rochester with me and Nikki. Beer and a Hog Roast always helps.", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "ha I think I got like two hours of sleep last night and I have an early start tomorrow, so chillin and sleep is needed!", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "mmm...reconsituted meat products and week-old veggies...gotta love that rehydrated warm milk for breakfast", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "Loves fatty take away nights... yummy then coming home and facespacing with my roomies", "--that came to my mind. So I said it. And it has now been adapted into my family`s vocabulary", "http://twitpic.com/4jco5 - The Result of working the Green/Black fingers...", "are you having a bad day?", "my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.", "_billiam whoa..you`re fast. Check it out I`ve submitted my comment . Oh, and thanks!", "I just got home. i bought twiggies and a toothbrush that promises to make my teeth 60% cleaner. - http://tweet.sg", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "slice you up a treat?", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "It`s not even cold here, but im wearin a big jacket! It`s got cat ears on it", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "haha, def. That song is EPIC, have fun i`m listening to new FNB", "not just me then", "And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****", "Oh, fabulous ta. I`m with the coffee too, obviously, although my cup is not large enough to embrace which is its deficiency.", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "Ow. Okay. It`s good you`re better now.", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "have fun on flashy fed hill..im sure you`re imported cheeto eating **** will fit in lol", "wants to eat baked tahong. It`s been a while. Really. http://plurk.com/p/x24ke", "going drinking tonight... drinking away the blues......", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "Pigs catching Swine Flu and Avian Flu, risking the development of Flying Pig Flu? Awesomely funny", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "rather excited about my hospital placement starting on monday. I get to give needles and take blood", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "i`m about to munch on some more high calorie things! they keep my brain working", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "Finally eating unagi I`ve been saving up for a while! +udon :] AGH I just realized the band playing at Bear Garden today is one I like!", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "and now i smell pancakes...or maybe toast... or something delicious. but no one is at my place cooking", "Hey boys, do you wanna see my teeth? (**** it, twitter don�t wanna change my picture)", "@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****", "what kind of food Celli? I`m following you now", "Hey David! Gone on the Eye yet? It`s my birthday, and you singing @ Ipswitch-best present ever! Have fun breakfast hunting!", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "Mmmm Ham Yummy! I have hat hair...Stupid Deli ._.", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "finally gave twitter a try, will find out why is it sooo popular ... hope i wont be too hooked", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know." ]
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I cant to sleep and tomorrow i must wake up too early
[ "I`m fighting off feeling sick. Hoping it`s just tired. I`m really not feeling too well, though", "going to program now haven`t programmed for a long time now", "Twitter is useful in that it reminds people what they forgot to ask me about on a given day. It is also excellent for inspiration", " oh, is it good? I`ve been wanting to watch that movie but nooobody would watch it w/me", " Can`t figure out how to reply on Tumblr sorry! I don`t get into NYC until 6/4 so I can`t go to any events b4 then", "This day will pass slowly. All of these days will. RAWR!!!! ...", " hey sorry i just got the tweet about the puppy... and someone already got it", "http://twitpic.com/4wkzi - before prom. this is when all the chaos began", "And you could have it all, my empire of dirt! I`m in a&e with dad I`m freezing fully shivering Every1 else is warm no fones allowed ffs!", " Yeah, I`m behind on my classic cinema calendar-making. I haven`t had time to go see any anyway.", "Life can get soo Dull sometimes what do you do when u have no 1 around x", "owww, back pain hm, walmart or no? i could get cupcakes~", "Wow. So I hate Staples right now. Majorly. Thanks for being complete fucktards and killing our productivity", " the there`s confuse me", "I`m Twitter dumb. Just saw my '.com' & all the kind folks who`ve tweeted me. AH!So sorry, I`m not ignoring you, just SLOW.", "Uh. Finally home, but completely wiped." ]
[ "i think im just going to wind up going Home and go to bed", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Coffee in hand and sun shining in my window. Hope everyone`s having a great Monday morning so far! #monday - MR", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "Nite Tweeple. Tomorrow will be day 25 at work.", "i`ve just woken up", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "I wake up at 4:30 during the week - and funny, Deathcab makes me think of you! (& I use your calendar to track work hours)", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "wide awake ready for the big shopping trip! hope I get tones of sweet dealz and lots of fancy clothes", "4th... Please not! Maybe she`ll get 3 attempts and win tomorrow!!", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "I wish i could sleep past four a.m. on my nights off good morning!", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "while you awake ?", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Goin to bed... Finally. So sleepy! *Happy mothers day!*", "We*d Man On His Way Yess!! Time 2 Wake Up 4 Real lol", "I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "must be time to go home - yes indeedy", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "why do I always wake up ONE minute before my alarm is scheduled to go off??", "Good morning, sunshine! I`mm gonna start my day wth some movies.", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "_lantos Jeff can`t Forcast tonight. He says Saturday he`s good at 8:30 your time. If,you know� you don`t have A LIFE on Saturdays.", "Morning, up early to travel to today`s game but reli happy my bro is coming to watch me x", "Sunny synday morning. Nicole is up later than usual, mommy got some sleep", "Sleep....take two....this better work!", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "i`m sure you`re sleeping, but you`ll have to tell me your favorite part tomorrow. i laughed pretty much the whole time.", "i deffinately need to clean my bookbag. but no time! i need to leave in the next 5 seconds to not be late to school. ...oh well", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off", "Zzzz... I`m taking my mom out for breakfast tomorrow! Shall be quite a treat.", "_marris I know. I`ll have to get some soon", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "Signing off for the night. Watching 'The Reader' and I`m sure I`ll snooze off at some point. Good night all", "ok, back to the dentist today. All I want to do is bask in the sun", "Lately i`ve been waking up with the sun in my face but not today..", "Good Morning Tweeters... Happy Monday! Grab a big cup of coffee it`s a new week", "Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day", "starts tomorrow and I start to study again", "so...i really want to be home right now.", "I`m so getting the cold", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "good night fellow Twitterati. back to work tomorrow", "Ready to go home 2 more hrs of wrk", "Good morning World This will be another wonderfull day, starting with breakfst with champions... my kids ofcourse", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more Night!", "Me too, because Monday is end of weekend. But, we cannot escape it, so I wish you have a good week", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell", "wake up...and go make breakfast..", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "Got any tips for a mum of a 14 yr old with CFS who can`t sleep at night. He falls asleep about 4a.m. till midday or so", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "Listening to Hey Zulu - Red n` Meth. Sux to be at work right now", "Hi Nancy your fine (till it the baby moves!) Just get out of the house & do fun stuff early! The hardest jump was 1 to 2", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "morning.any plans for today?", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "No, I`m working on it all day Monday. Will try to remember to email but if you`re smart you`ll remind me.", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333" ]
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I wasn`t given an exact date, but it shouldn`t be much longer. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience!
[ "i really want to ring but it costs 2 much dam you credit crunch", " Totally unsurprised that Dave isn`t coming back to 10. But Annalisa is wrong for it, opposite of big warm mellow Dave.", "watching two of my patients die tonight has put me in a funk. one was young.", "Been working on my freakin` computer trying to save stuff on a harddrive and it seems I failed miserably.", " so i spoke too soon.... & my weekend may be delayed for like 20 more min aaaah i gottaaa get outttt of here b4 i lose it", "Just uploading photos from the cell...nothin like true candid-ness!", "i hate being sick. i miss and ", " ... rather than outdated & bigoted at worst, and outdated, patronising, imperialist, monoculturalist & self-righteous at best.", "and this stupid wireless wont work downstairs", " Yeah, planning to do that actually. Got a Kinokuniya discount card, so I`m going to splurge. Just worried about being overwhelmed.", " I cnt get it!! its goin to ur old messages?!? >>>> HELP?<<<<", "Huh ? What`s wrong with UNIX environment dev`s ?", "omg!! i have so many finals to study for !!! i so freaked out that im gona fail", "Ugh my neck really hurts I`m out aquatards, xox", " why go winchester when my sister doesnt go there any more! bad times.. x", " Sorry Mike, was assuming it was music that was missing..I don`t know then.. a mystery.." ]
[ "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h", "Don`t worry, you`ll get your stamina back soon What kind of distances do you run usually?", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3", "- well i greatly appreciate your comment. That means a lot to me. I`m working on both of them...work in progress, you know.", "ok.... tx it`s so worth the wait! lol...***", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "I can only promise about 150 or so.", "it will be my second year that i will not be there", "One week until Race for the Cure! Please donate if you`re able http://bit.ly/UFR1U and wish me luck on my 5 mile training run tomorrow", "Thanks! I appreciate it I know my unsubscribe list will grow tomorrow LOL", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p", "Good night Erin! i wouldn`t say that this is early or that you are old.", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "You`re phone is off", "aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!", "following `cause ordered it", "I still have another hour.", "- It`s time for Kathleen to go to bed... waaaaay past time. Don`t expect to hear from me before noon. lol Have a BLESSED morning.", "thanks do the invite though", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "Thanks to all who follow me ... wish ya`ll the best ;)", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "at work closing files", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "Hang in there. I can be there in about three more hours.", "_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "we are coming...won`t be there til around 9....can`t stay though", "dude i read that wrong! Haha well good good. Thanks. but now I agree.", "lol i`ll have to look on youtube later thanks", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "cambs will be better im sure! eeeeeeeeee under a week now we meeting on the Sunday?", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", ": thx for the follow!", "Now there`s a question for 140 characters One of history`s great unanswered what if`s, I would say", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "Thanks for the mascara input. It`s appreciated.", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "No but I just checked and got it LOL. You are ok! I went live for a few minutes and everything is fine.", "yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "Thanks for the concern. And checking up on me! Much appreciated", "Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.", "laptop has been handed over to the master. I will be getting it back next weekend - fingers crossed! Will let you know", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", ": Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!", "Thanks for the reminder Tony", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "i was invited to one on the beach but it was too short notice i mean why the hell tell you 2hrs before?? really?", "Yeah! Thanks! I`ll be back in soon to see what ya got!", "Keep it that long, people can ffwd if they like (now, if you did AAC w/ chapter markers...", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip.", "_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "_SUPRNATURAL ok thanx very much u can send me the answer by private mail if u like but would be sooo cool wish i was in birmingham", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "Oh... according to mom dad is going to try and take 2-3 weeks off in Sep. to go to Austira, and just wrap a vacation into it as well lmao", "you better come back soon! <3", "i don`t have any of that", "Thanks! We`re almost there", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "Have a wonderful weekend at home! Good day today (it`s Friday!), but no Otalia today (*tear*) Lots of love to you!", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "&not gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "On the airport in Philadelphia at the moment, waiting for the plane to leave in about an hour. Just six more hours on a plane", "don`t see the link on my web interface", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x" ]
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physics the most boring class ever!
[ "No allowed a calculator for this exam despite it containing laths that is impossible to compute in my head.", "Just saw my boo he went back to work now time to do my hair but it`s going to rain WTF", "Did a historical Jesus ever exist? Im finding it hard to prove, its all hearsay accounts ... it bugs me ...", " following 865 and followers 539...not nice", "he killed everyone for nothing. :o :-ss", " I want an invite - sick of seeing all these links for people playing and being left out", "Holy cow! Archie Andrews finally marries Veronica Lodge.This is not what I thought will eventually happen in my 6th grade Awww...bad, bad", "Havnt gotten any in months my ex seems into dating but there isn`t that spark anymore still in love with loser who left me", "No launch today. Teacher changed plans and we watched a stupid move about tesla", "Spent too much today!!! Tube journeys always take soo long. Braces on thursdayyy", "() Gonna watch JT on SNL tonight - not a fan of his music but think he`s hilarious! `**** in my Pants` - WAY too funny", "I took my yearbook photo earlier at school, and I don`t think that it will turn out great", " wish we could come see u on Denver husband lost his job and can`t afford it", "one of my cat`s is sick", "Hey u forgot me!", "Y CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG" ]
[ "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "Don`t really feel like I got a tan I gave up and am working out instead. Skin cancer is overrated. <3 CJ", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "cool beans, yeah man - no prob at all", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that could be interesting", "By Drove a #-mazda #RX8 today and boy, that car is fun! Sadly though, I don`t find my car that much fun any more", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "It is, Pinkwind is a thing from Vanessa`s dad. And My sister made me that SN in the 4th grade", "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "it`s cloudy and damp over here too. i hope it doesnt rain for tonite`s track meet i`d hate to do interviews in the rain", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.", "it should be.. not a wink >.<", "Nope, re-reading it all over again. No offense meant", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "Don`t follow your dreams; chase them.- Richard Dumb (who I think is very smart", "tut tut. Isn`t charging just fun. Thr new palm pre charging platform looks nifty tho.", "wasn`t the 'layers' just absolute positioned divs? Web compability killer", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "leave for calcutta-delhi-lucknow tomorrow...10 days of absence!!!", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "that made me laugh. Sorry Grets, but you are not going to the Pool Room.", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "hahaha, yes, our discussions always seem to jump around randomly", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "Boredddddd Follower Shes AMAZING!! *Broken*", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "i have nothing to do", "the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding", "_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "NOICE. I realised that after exams I have 2 more weeks Forgot about the whole 2 weeks of Unit 4 in term 2 thing :/", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "Did 2dives w/ Oceans Deep Dive. 10m vis, no sun, no colours. Dynamite fishing has done it`s toll on the reefs.", "yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "it didnt - from research the traffic in this beautiful system of twitter is approx 100msg/second.. mine only grabs 6msg/sec", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "is highly amused I wasn`t treated nicely like any other patient..not my fault my life is better than yours.", "Hockey was so fukin� good **** you hole! xD", "nope, would be no music", "Is ahhh, ching chong wing wong ping pong ding dong!", "finished my capital transactions exam . . . as another monkey climbs down my back. looking forward to being in a glorious mood tomorrow.", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "no one wants a #VirtualKiss", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "might start Spanish...any min now....nope just can`t do it! ****", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "@ it hurts me that my sister has so much potential and she isnt using any of it what a waste of God-given talent.", "Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!", "I work in a room in the middle of the office, thus no windows. We call it the programmer cave, I can only imagine the sky.", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "SS & i r @ the devon horse show. gettin` mostly rained out. lots of events have ben cancelled incl the coaches", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Work is a no go", "Up early for class. ((Blahh))-------> Hang Over kiddies", "- thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn`t really explain it I googled it but found no explanation.", "sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "Is it true there won`t be any Fantastic 4 sequels? I wished they introduced a Franklin Richards character... will they?", "Headed to see friends new baby. Gave up trip to the lake cause of dance class. Such a good mama.", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "; Another friday night cancel. probably movies with just Ashley.", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "should have started working on this lecture MUCH earlier using tag clouds from google news to explain basics of content analysis...", "diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central", "trivia? Working, no computer!", "LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "Getting ready for school - second maths test today also its my last day of 3rd year!! Next week i will officially be in 4th year" ]
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gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...
[ " Toooooom! Do a tour in the Philippines, pleeease? I`m risking my health to get your reply. Haha!", "I havent ben on here n a while... sorry but im bac now so hit me hup", "unhappy about the news that the planned (experimental) ITER fusion reactor will become much delayed... 2025", " shame Freud can`t follow up on those implications", "browsin thru the videos in my multiply and i saw the video u sang with my bf. i miss you, N. we all miss you. pls come back wherever u r.", "Tbh having no credit in your phone sux. i cant even text people to see what`s happening, like its totally grrrsville", "I meant looking like a tiger - stupid predictive text", " heheheheh... lol... I always figured he`d send them your way if he got any dupes... I felt bad not sending him stuff...", "Is home from MARCO ISLAND and missing it and my girls already...back to work!", "Just drove by fisher and I feel so sad", " http://twitpic.com/5wb0k - what a mess. we`re missing the bra strap.", "WTF? Advertising gone mad, they want access to my camera and microphone? What for? Amazon should really know better http://bit.ly/5FoKQ", "Warning tweeting while ridding a Bike is dangero, waaaaaaa!!! *crash*", "HES BACK!!!!! OH NOES!!!! have you missed me? Work has been insane and the band has really taken off so i haven`t had a moment to myself", " I just noticed that They are so ridiculous", " kids will not eat salad so they getting crisps only salad for me and mr can make his bloody own" ]
[ "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "cool its my P", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!", "hey guys we just wanted to announce a marathon! so, let`s just say...GET READY FOR A COUPLE EPISODES!", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool", "Aw what about me", "my followers went from 22 to 20 i`d follow you back but i cant do anything till i get interwebnet! I want more followers. Im interesting!", "@_Flik_ Good one. Might think about it for this year`s NaNoWriMo competition.", "'your true theatre calling? - musical theatre actor' i wish :`( ****", "<3 your gonna be the first twitter ;) cause your amazing lol. come to canada would do anything to see you perform", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "lol, get watching it again hehe", "11:11 I made a wish", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Watching Ace of Cakes: LOST edition omfgggg", "freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezING **** im so excited to see you soooooooon!!! lets go see 17 again AGAIN yehhaaaaaaa!", "PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)", "I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "I know it wasn`t going to be there, but I check EZTV for The Office torrent...", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "Hey Bye Bye was fun too (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "_rain i wanna see her hair hows everyone?", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "_Wright THANK YOU! 'Return of the Mack' is THE jam!", "Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal", "Why can`t you? Are you rooting for Ali in the Twitter war?", "I wish I could choose what bands played trash on june 20th...hmmm!!!", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "awwww bless her she needs another chance.", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "http://twitpic.com/4wrxq - whens your little gingg getting twitter ? from g + j", "But I really want a Sporebat pet.", "i wanna vote for Miley Cyrus for the mtv movie awards..but i don`t know where i could somebody could send me a link? thaank you <3", "Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.", "I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "Apparently TV could not be fixed On the plus side, we are being refunded the cost of it and can buy a new one.", "episode 17 season 1, i love chuck bass. who`s going to the short stack filming next sat? Im making a flag. ;D", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "Apple`s ads aside, I`d rather have recommendations from real people who have real experience with the iPhone apps I seek.", "I`d like to thank my normally only randomly working internet for actually staying up from the moment I saw the tweet until now.", "so go back for more", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!", "_NigerianBoi thanks JT i also enjoyed it i will. r u following me? ill follow u back", "make a prank call for me", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Oh ok..we`re supposed to be going to see Star Trek on Sun for Daves b/day...at least it`s not Shatner", "I so wish I could go to your blogging bootcamp in Knoxville this coming week! I`m so close but yet so far.", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "I want some ice cream", "Hey Luis, thanks! I have Flash and my prof`s code to thank for that. *cough*", "Thank you I liked Joe`s clothes` being ripped off and then Kevin screaming, 'Who are you!?!' XD", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "come back for another year pllleeeaaasse", "err you can turn on optimized js+css & caching once we deploy the thing, but I hear what you`re saying", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "i wish i was in Jonathon Ross` audience right now", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "I need one more follower.", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album", "_west one day the hubs and I WILL take one of those. There`s actually a missions cruise that we want to go on. It has music too.", "enjoying and exploring my n96 phone.. grr.. it`s awesome.. but i wanted the samsung omnia..", "E3 2009 will be the first time I will not get to see G4TV`s E3 coverage since Comcast moved the G4 channel from basic cable to premium", "U were great, as always. But, can`t we do an east Germany on noko? Or at least provoke them & then go in 4 the kill.", "Hey Mary! This Is My Twitter (Karishmaa1) Luvv Youu ?", "........ Lala.. Little girl! I love these new songs! I�ve answered u ^^ Love to all you freaky twitter guys ;D", "So-so, thanks I`ve uploaded a new campaign vid, will post the link in a few mins. how are you doing, babe??", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "Oh that just made my evening. I forgot Merlin was on tonight! But its a toss up between Rove and Spielburg on Spielburg on ABC2 choices.", "hey guys it`s leann. . i dont know if you remember me but i just wanted to say that i`m very excited to see you guys go far", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "alrightttt twitter. i have netball nowww this is my 600th twitter haha byeeeee", "Knock You Down is playing now...again!!! Cna my day get any better?? I love it!! How r u? Missed u", "You guys need to get on me. It`s been 2 weeks since I`ve went on a cache hunt #geocaching", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "_henrie http://twitpic.com/4jbsq - looks so good!! i want one!!", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now", "if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment", "can u follow me please" ]
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i`m a little sad that school ended today i`m moving so i`m going to miss all my new friends from this year. just got a hair cut
[ "Cars been dropped off for service and mot getting the train home! Hate public transport!!", "and this terrible cartoon that`s supposed to be mexican.", "Eh they shut the freeway down! omw to a job interview so i guess i`m gonna be late", "I dont feel well i got a dentist appointment later.", "Need some coffee... Getting serious withdrawal symptoms", "Holidays are now over - not fair!!", " wow... you`re doing this all through text? I would get tired after a while", " you and the guys should come down here, we are **** freezing out here!", " boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!", "chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****", "Sob! I can`t believe I`m ending my work week at the chapter about what Augusten Burrough`s father did to Ernie the guinea pig!", " Ok that`s not true! Plus, you`re insulting me saying that I`m insulting you! I`ve been trying to cheer you up. But�nada�", " hahah! sadly there is no current activity though in the room", " I`m sorry. This is all so sad.", " i did that but my INS wouldn`t pay for the therapy so now i dk what to do!!", "Two more loads and the moving crew`s done! Started at 7am and i`m done for the day! Too bad the ac doesn`t work in my new place oh life!" ]
[ "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "My lesson is finally done for tomorrow morning. I am looking forward to speaking to the high schoolers on dating.", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Hey had some fun with friends !!!!!Now cleaning", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "you have no interview today?", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "right im off for a shower my little treasures, ill see you later on", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "Good luck at the services tomorrow!! I wish I could see you guys on your vacation!", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "ive finished them now", "gah! didn`t realize my meeting was from 9-12", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.", "Ok, ahhh! Last chance to go into school before chemistry exam!!", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "and great seein you guys today!!! you look so happy love it!! lets hang out soon!! love yall!", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!", "no work today! went shopping, and now relaxing &learning for the toefl", "I is goin to bed now", "your not in school", "starting to pack stuff up", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "So glad its friday! Only 1 week of schol left. im glad its almost summer though.", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "Found out earlier today that I`m going to be an Uncle", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "hey! not much, you?", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "giving myself a manicure + pedicure ahhh how i`ve missed you nice pretty nails...", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...", "waah. We`re no longer your peeps.", "Gettin home frm hangin with Herman", "Lately i`ve been waking up with the sun in my face but not today..", "just left work. inventory was way easy and I got to put in my highschool musical 3 cd! it was amazing. goodnight goodnight everyone :]", "Ok we found our way now... I think tonight let`s just let go its dance time!", "Off to work I go", "finally over my sickness.", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "Just realized all his fantastic nerdfriends no longer live in Rochester", "haha! sorry to hear that", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "it`s overwhelming how i`m finally catching up with my cousin/bff since i was three who i haven`t seen in years. ah, memories. miss her", "Howz it going hun??", "http://twitpic.com/4jdtj - have a safe journey back home hope you come back soon", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "Yaay congrats Shmolan on graduating I`m proud of you!! Have fun! <3", "i miss everyone... i need faces , not witty situational updates, but these will do...", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Gonna go to my aunts party. It`s gonna be a late night thing so hopfully I can get up for school tomorrow!", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "welcome to my life", "ur leaving me for a week i know i dont see u everyday but i like the fact that ur in the same city as me", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol", "Wah, why are you sad?", "i wnt there yesterday! wish u could go with me someday u,u LOOVE YA <3", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "Vacation over!!! Looking forward to the next one........", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "_Exp not where i live.", "last day at the Ko Olina. off to north shoreee(:", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Go to school :/ Reviens � 15h30", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "I day til NYC!!!! and the journey soon begins!!! Music baby", "Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "just got home but about to leave again", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Final final of the semester", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "my brother left me for the day now I am here by myself", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "going to have bfast now", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho", "@_xotashhh I love having days off school, I had one on friday too", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "_ess Since T will be away - COME TO TUCSON!!!", "what`s going on sweetheart?" ]
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oops just unfollowed everyone! anywayz, will build my Twitter Empire.... again....
[ "_Megan_**** Thats all i`ve seen too 5 till 7 is the 2 hours I normally sleep so I missed it :mad: haha", "I`m so down again. I wish I could share my problems with someone...", "Oh it is so sunny.", " I`m the heir to the over draft", "_ I`m so tired I think imma go to bed", "home from work today.....son is sick", " i had to get the same sized jeans, i couldnt get my hips into the 14`s", "My puppies killed my cat lastnight,they thought she was a stuffed animal. RIP Meanie http://yfrog.com/104m6wj", "weekend with my cuzzo Vivi, I can`t stand to have her leave me in 3 weeks", "ugh... hangover. sign that i`m getting old", " **** how you not gonna follow me son?", "Sad that the Statue of Liberty will completely reopen 2 weeks after our NYC trip.", " We can`t even call you from belgium sucks", " Sorry to hear about your dude probs, what is it that`s too much?", " omgggggggggg, cant belive it! what had happened to it friend? do you know where did you missed it? thats not nice!!", "On the set of Chuck Bass` New York Palace Hotel. Too bad they weren`t filming today. http://twitpic.com/67nht" ]
[ "maybe going to see the hannah montana movie todaaaay i`ve seen it one time before, but can`t wait to see it again!!", "yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!", "Good Morning everyone! Enjoy your day! Thinking of all my tweet friends", "http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!", "I <3 Owl City.", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "I say it`s in the cards.", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken", "I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "i foot think it will let you since it.s international but we have twitter haha", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "That`s great! I will have to do the same as I was forced to miss it. I had to leave for work.", "I`ll stop the world and melt with you...the cure", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "lol awesome i have randoms following me", "any legal studies/law students out there twitter? would love a couple of references to cases inolving bias juries, jury nullification etc", "_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me", "is thinking WOW I survived Freshman year...Mission Accomplished...Now Sophomore year", "Thanks for tweeting a very useful set of refs - I`m in the middle of adding them to a chapter I`m editing", "yes yes I AM, networking **** to the fullest.......and this girl is rih next to me", "now i`m in hmv", "I should stop trying to reach", "but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!", "_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "thank you dearie -- I just followed dome of them on there too!", "thanks for viewing my portfolio www.wahliao.com I`ll be updating it sometimes, will keep u updated.", "errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.", "That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "why have 3 people stopped following me is it something I said??", "Well, good luck then.", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol", "i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", ": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "is debating giving twitter a proper go. now to try and understand it", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "The geek in me won. I am building my own photoblog theme...", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "can you follow me please?", "Hello to all my new followers.. say hi @ me so i can say its nice to meet you too!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.", "it`s beeen onee year", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "I`ll try that, thanks", "lol you saw where I was going with that...both of my last names are to common nothing special on me", "Almost lost my phone.", "My throat is on fire", "heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "I just retweeted your jesus post as it made me laugh... don`t worry, wasn`t a subliminal code", "_benson Woohoo! Well Done! I started Macarena-ing too", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "i will HAVE to agree w/ u", "Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa", "what happened to my real-time feed? Now friend feed is just like the Twitter website", "ummm not with me?", "why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm", "_devi thankyou. i wont but you know", "Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7", "have you seen who`s knocked you off top spot on wefollow for #perth?", "Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!", "haha wats this about?", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "short work week for me", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "they`re getting back together for one more album.. or so i heard.", "is happy cause my voice is back <3", "i`ve just open this thing", "i finished new moon in 1 day all up. maybe less, im quite proud, now who wants to lend me eclipse haha", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "Always thinking about to look for a good place to appericiate everyone who supports me on every site I joined", "i hope so I KNOW WOO! haha 2 times it was exciting lol", "Good Morning, Twitter community! I just got finished eating a delicious stack of pancakes courtesy of my Mom and Bisquick.", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "omg 44 tweets till 8k and only about 90 tweets difference btween b and comedyqueen", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "YES!!! haahaaa.! break out the jellybeaniesss!", "bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "Twitter connected with FAcebook http://twitter.com/paynetsystems & http://tinyurl.com/dagmoq", "no idea offhand, but if you keep tweeting about crowdsourcing graphics I`m sure someone will tell you", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "Okay. I`m all out of ideas", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "Goodmorning twitter, oh my gosh, i woke up soooo nice, lol ... oh hai thar twitterverse. Happy #mothersday everybody (especially mine)", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!" ]
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Oh I see who u mean now-tht heltershelter person lol. yer looks scary
[ "to start **** or leave **** alone...tough decision", " I told that joke onstage at Butlins in 1991. One person laughed. Scarred for life at 8", "its freezing cold! i cant function right in this type of weather. starving to the max", "I am in so much pain I really don`t feel too good. Couldn`t eat my dinner", "FINALLY...the internet is up. The server is down in Phoenix and it was **** up.", "_morley where are you? In Bris? I can`t hear any thunder", "Screen On The Green started yesterday!!!ahhh! i missed it!", " *hugs* still feeling poorly are you", "Not made it to work couldn`t get up feelin blurgh", "My head hurts beyond much.", "My twitter is on c r a c k", " it because your handwriting isnt on any of them. and everyone is making fun of me because im sitting by myseld in the lrc", "sociology is done, english and biology left... i`m going to DIE", " aww me sry that was me yesterday ....", "has such a freakin migraine", " No prob, skittles we always gonna have yall`s backs. The true sweeties dont play.. LOL But yea we just got heated. We sry" ]
[ "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "I queue for cake standing up and with a slight look of deranged anticipation on my face.", "I was watching Parental Control", "not just me then", "can u follow me please", "The dayem computer #twpp", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "K will check it out...", "Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "As do I Leopold says hello.", "is getting ready to go over to the apartment", "At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "OMGSH IM BEING FOLLOWED BY >>PARAMORE<< :O", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "Hahaha, that`s a cool pic that Sal made of Daniel and you. lol.", "Gnight shar <(` `<)Vega(>` `)>", "wants to hear his voice", "Has got to look for a job this weekend", "whos going to see reemer on wednesdayy me and kirsty are going (A) im well exited !!!", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "Fighting a migraine Medication is almost working.", "BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "Parrrtty!..Playing twister and getting tipsy!...well everyone else is lol", "haha. the pic wrong. haha. now the one is then correct.", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "i got all my hair cut off, it`s almost above my ears", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "Going to see Angels and Demons tonight. It better not scare me!!", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "i gots a summer job", "Has finally mastered the art to uploading a photo on said Twitter. You can no longer assume I`m a heffer", "yea dude... 5`8'! really!?", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "_the_BigMan hey! Ive never caught enyone on live before!", "I need some cheering up", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "Flirting! Ima good man with bad habits.", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "yay! your face is back", "Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "Thanks for the follow. I`m loving the energy on your site. The spaz in me can`t help but be drawn to you http://www.ted.me/", "Nice glasses. Looks good", "getting ready so i can go out", "lolzz @ public script, wait - n- watch", "_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "hey jesse, here`s your background let me know what you think! http://tinyurl.com/cf2yuj", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "Hello, you are sooo awesome!! Dont ever stop what your doing haha, You make me fall off my chair laughing x", "I`m just following you because we`re both wearing Converse", "Hi Charlie, thank you for following me! Nice to know there`s another Ollmann in the new world...", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Well, I do what I can for the X spammers watchin`", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "I like your HR shirts. They`re inspiring me to think of witty/rude HR-like sayings I`d never actually wear.", "that was funny n almost right", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "just made DIY acid wash shorts! can`t wait to see what they look like", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "Everyone MUST watch this...it`s Snowball the dancing bird & he will make your day...I promise! http://tinyurl.com/37wt5f", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "Why yes I DO!! ...Or rather, did. Just finished it! Starting Dead Like Me, lollll~", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "i work in youth justice", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "And the first thing you did was get your twit on....", "but then you won`t see Her hotness much either", "Just saw Star Trek...one word: BombTastic!!! Go see it if you haven`t already. P.S. I love Jon Cho!!! Haha", "looks class the water splash looks so real looking forward to my review copy ;)", "just realized i have 30 followers HEY GUYS", "guess I have to get dressed and be pretty then", "ive been there before haha", "& to you matey", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "_hameron I`ve seen those already. I link them in my lj post.", "are you and melissa celebrities now?", "on my way to driver`s training", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "You have a DM amigui", "what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk", "Yup, but what they going do??? He`s the Mother Effin Champion!!!! LOL", "i`d prefer 'observationally insightful', but call it as you see it. my ice cream`s just too fancy tonight.", "my sister said yayyy its hannah HOEdown today haaaa hannah is a hoe apparently hoe.", "I`m loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can`t handle being in Scarlett`s shadow", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Look forward to seeing the resume!", "_eyes I wish I knew! The curse of Tumblr.", "watching my baby on snl ! baby you look greaaaaat ;)", "- Wow, I didn`t realise you were Hami. lol. Thanks for all the comments on my blog, dude", "get the twilightguy on your show", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "I`ve gotta watch out for those stealth skillz! I always forget.", "Whaat? That would seem to be a very powerful spell. Kind of tips the scale in their favor.", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "i`m a bum today", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "http://twitpic.com/2xjoc - can you paint me", "Hey don`t write yourself off yet. Little girl you`re in the middle of the ride", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?" ]
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I knew I should`ve worn the SARS mask on the plane from SoCal.. feeling the beginnings of a sore throat
[ "Ugh! Plane delayed due to weather! Stuck with another hour to kill. http://twitpic.com/67xs0", "Poor . The flowers are fornicating with HIS nose now. ", "_J_Stuart Unfortunately not yet, I am still without licence.", "tired and bored, watching movies while i`m home alone", " ugh headache i just wanna go home", "Its friday and i`m sick, story of my life...", "is watching 'Sicko' and is utterly digusted with this country...", " biglots by my house has jesus & virgin mary rings in one of those machines i rocked one for a while til that **** broke", " don`t make me smite you! and yeah yeah it really does. No cuties for me", " Awww, that wasn`t very nice.", " Loads of Beard papas have disappeared in the UK too", "FML i just spilled my entire can of diet coke IN MY LAP. yay", "Eating pringles at nearly 1 AM really reminds me of touring with the Jonas Brothers (don`t ask).......I miss that so much....", "feeling sick. headache. bored. tireddd", " Totally plain and simple.. i hate all thoes bridezilla shows.. if i was the groom i`d be running far far away!", "I am so hungry...if my arm were on the core diet I would eat it! Guess I have to wait until dinner is ready" ]
[ "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "taking care of sick children", "I figured you`d be bouncing about it", "Now, what on earth led you to believe that?", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "up at 4:30am west coast time..gettin ready to catch my flight back home..soooo excited to go back to my two fav boyzzzz puppy n BF", "Need to sleep but can`t", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "_b I met at EPIC - he said you were at SS Coffee... I thought he just meant sitting there drinking a lot of coffee", "I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.", "hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks", "Hope you mom is okay", "And this is what happens when Swine Flu gets to all of us. http://tinyurl.com/55hq2o", "I <3 Owl City.", "well wassup than dont be scurred now! lol you`d probably like it if it came to biting!", "aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it", "I got excited when I saw a bag in the place cookies usually live (when I get them). Unfortunately it was just my new prescription", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "yeah I imagine you did", "Wish I was in ATL!!", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "How did your book signing go? If I lived there I would`ve came!", "thnx 4 the follow", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "is thinking about a career change", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "You have a DM amigui", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?", "The seat was a nice place to go", "Is my picture showing?", "followed your bro _Vet", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "Just saw it tonight as well... Great movie!! Hope you`re well mate! Cheers E", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "watching a film, recovering from my operation", "made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.", "At social. just saw G-1.. Awwww", "recovering from being sick ... anyone want to bring me soup?", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "i fell asleep on the beach and didn`t put on enough sunscreen lol", "oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa", "we found a ride", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.", "Im going in now, it looks like the sun has gone", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "Were have you been?", "I must have viewed that picture of me and from saturday morning about a milling times x", "I wish I was in va too", "last night after long drive, slept really well, now time for dino`s wasstraat", "the hotel should be thankful", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "i want to gooo", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Came from Greenbelt & Power", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "Massive morning.. I`m stuffed now", "I`m on msn now", "better safe than sorry! Glad everything is okay.", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "On my way to school!", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "fingers crossed for you.", "_OfOz cool, catch you laterz!!!", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "i used to live by the ocean, i shoulda gone to the beach more often", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "i knew that, jus givin u a hard time hehe", "i need sweets, drank my cyderrrrrrrrr", "That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol", "its just one of those days....", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "Just got nudged by Diane.", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "G`day Thanx for following.", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw", "Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "Get on a plane! Come drink my Cristal with me", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though", "i had to make sure I was looking at the right game summary...", "hubz company was organising ...i had to be there!" ]
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yep, so I **** it.
[ "i feel sad for you elizabeth.", " probably. sucks for you.", "just got Up and going to get ready to go to meadowhall ;) can`t believe my internet broke yesterday GUTTED", "just cried all the way through the final episode of ER... and the `previously on ER` documentary about it!", "I wanna Karaoke! Instead...I get to go to work Lameness", " SAME. its just not happening, and im going out too!. UH-OH.", "Thinks my 'not girlfriend' needs to not be a douchebag right now... i`m not in the mood to feel neglected", "this sux but took like 4 minutes. going to sleep finally http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4603/iprevailedsig.png", "So exhausted..can`t sleep. I don`t like these nights", "had a **** contact with both parents >.> grrr", " *HUGS you* awwww......i`m sorry you are feeling sad E!", " http://twitpic.com/45r61 - saddest thing i`ve seen a while", "at panera for lunch byyy myself aww", " Lakers, baby Lakers!! I`ll miss the game tmwr. I have to work you`ll have to keep me posted please", "I am in so much pain I really don`t feel too good. Couldn`t eat my dinner", "In Seattle Washington....im SOOOOO hungry&i miss alaska" ]
[ "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "Woo Hoo.! I made it to one of your Favorites! See.... Monday`s Rock!!", "humm.... I adore Mark #hoppusday ,so I`m just going to throw it out there #hoppusday....... have a nice #hoppusday people!!", "a mouth for sure", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "hi ya demi! im glad ur back http://twitpic.com/4vuuy i personally love the picture! haha", "_Yogini _My_Soles i am sooo jealous in a good way of course. LC is awesome.", "I`m up. I have a plan to transform my bedroom today. Random.", "Go girl!! Start your day out right...gotta love that!", "awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)", "live live or leaked live? If it`s live properly I may just role outta bed and download it", "And what`s your blog entry about?", "http://twitpic.com/4ja4b - me & raj SQUAD UP!", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "http://twitpic.com/48gy0 - He`s Well Cooool ;) Lovve The Ro&Co Shoooow", "I`m proud of You Solange.", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "good. that was the intent. hopefully others get the same vibe", "Hmm... it`s a miracle you`re using twitter, and it`s fun... so... Tweet!", "Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p", "@ lovelytrinkets I like the way you worded that about Rocky Road", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "aaawww no worries fresh start to work on growing it out again", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!", "oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that", "That`s more like it - 3rd #fb", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "Hey fellow Trojan..congrats on graduation.", "I want to be at", "sounds good. and yeah, I turn 21 tomorrow so I`ll definitely be partying.", "_Layne you`re welcome sweety! muah! xoxox luv ya!", "I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?", "_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee", "I`m sure would know of more", "Yep. Nothing to worry about.", "night night dollies you are al so amazing", "haha we just say two weeks, but please do continue with the BrE it`s great", "up and at work im ina good mood", "ha, the first request for sending a paper copy of my thesis", "buy one of my shirts at http://www.districtlines.com/revertfashion you know you want to", "psst new blog up.. comments me likey", "having my brecky. Good Morning x", "Morning Chip - loved the new html format on your ezine.", "I know right but hopefully something comes up though", "_Writer aww no which one?", "glad you could make it", "Awesome. I`m down in Ocean Beach (if you know where that is.) By the way. 'YourBiggestFan' I`m a re-al big fan of you-rs.", "glad you liked the quote (Integrity...) - it was in one of my more productive moments", "Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "ooooh it`s you lol I didn`t know!! Have fun with your princess", "I`m the same, don`t panic. Big topman", "I guessed right, like 25 minutes ago...do you even see your replies....lol", "Thanks for the follow. I`m loving the energy on your site. The spaz in me can`t help but be drawn to you http://www.ted.me/", "hey ty for tip, wifi networking is one if my many talents I`ll get on it when I can be bothered LOL", "well.. i dont have to do any resits... lol... so its MY last exam", "hahaha! i have a secret door to the real batcave", "EPIC moment! hahahha i swear.. i really wanna see it", "hahahahaha u look really good in ur picture", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "heyy nat! twitter twitter twitter. you`ll get used to it hahaha love youuuuuuuuuuu", "Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!", "lol how I met your mother", "whaaay, first day on my own tomorrow. this should go well", "_d ...I`m so happy for you guys! COngratulations!", "aw. I`m glad you do. Where would we be with out one?", "yay i hit 50 subscribers on youtube. go me lol.", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "I hear you sister!! Same here.", "http://twitpic.com/4w9w6 - lol you sure love that sushi. you`ve tweeted many pictures of it.", "OMG!!! am luat examenul la SPSS! Me so happy!", "Two week extension on contract ... I`m ready for it to be done", "Ordered mine, thank you!!", "today was the BEST <3 eff yeah i <3", "Isn`t MSN in this case a lot easier? Hahaha!", "You make me happy, whether you know it or not <3", "Excellent! You got a name for him yet? Don`t forget to twitpic him.", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "i got a freakin macbook!!!!! hoorayyy! but i freakin deleted phootbooth.", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "Hey OJ, I just want to ask, you hooked up with somebody ayt now?", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "Also I was conviced to do a happy dance and then told it was the most adorable happy dance ever", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "and aww and HEEE. nicely done, your weekend guest! *approves a lot*", "heading off to schoool. going to have a good day. i just knoww...", "off to the cheese counter I go! Thanks", "I just got twitter for my palm <3", "Thanks for adding me", "_hawt Hmm.. Interesting choice.", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.", "hahaha.. it`s ok, how can I hire your mom??! So paiseh.. haha, I shall do all the washing then", "no deal I want it as well as my netbook and iPhone please", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "NOooo FB has been good to me..especially for the love of conversation", "i`m doin my tweets on my phone so i have on clue how to reply to anyone. but thank u fiercemichi, as soon as i can i`ll check it out.", "Yes! I feel the same. I`ve still got lots in boxes. It`s so fun though. Got to my new place yesterday.", "http://twitpic.com/4fnaa - haha love you two girl", "lol same here....wish there was a way to microsize everything...lol", "intentando intentarlo ONCE AGAIN!", "hey handsome! I`m packing", "I will - but you will never know it`s me", "LOL OMG replied back to me out of all ppl!! THX", "Thank you. I needed that", "You spelled my name wrong, but message received http://tinyurl.com/krw9p3", "Trying this twitter thing out. Facebook is finally a routine for me, now i need to figure out how to do the twitter thing", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "hello, i`m great! how are you?" ]
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