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[ " heyy i have a sis of 1 year with 5 months and still she don t want to walk..", "Def wants to cuddle it out maybe play but has no one to do it with the bc is far away", "'sometime around midnight' by The Airborne Toxic Event, literally cannot escape it. FML", "[H]ouse starts on Sunday and I`m sad as I can`t afford Sky,", " :: I know the feeling Its a little depressing :S", "Ugh..just starting another 2 hours of behind the wheel for drivers ed", "http://twitpic.com/663vr - Wanted to visit the animals but we were too late", " wow... you`re doing this all through text? I would get tired after a while", "OK, home made pizza tonight, but horrors, I`ve run out of anchovies", ": aww im sorry honey. that stinks", "curses, firewall/proxy server restrictions! it will have to wait until I get home", "omg i am in so much pain ouchies", "tomorrow will be my last day in work.. how sad.. bye Ange", "think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!", " i cantttt. my grandparents are here.", "going to check and make sure no more fishies are dead. poor fishies" ]

[ "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8", "there`s just no air", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "one last stop in Chicago before going back to Miami", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Ahhh so Jealous! Have a nice time and I`ll see you when you get back x", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "home? where the heck are you? Ima be home so soon! iA!", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "you better come back soon! <3", "_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "Im so just heading home", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!", "I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Oh no I hope you reach him!", "are you all going without me", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "wishing i could be in s�o paulo for the show but fortunately i went to the brasilia one! haha", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "quitting my beloved job... having a long luvly vacation at Koh Tao (turtle island), south of Thailand... SEA, SAND, SUN...WANNA JOIN ME?", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Battery is going to die!", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "what!!!???? where are u guys going!?", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "i miss jack n box and whataburger and oooo taco cabanaaaaaa lmao", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "Graduation tonight I`m gonna miss my boys...Mikey, Dustin, Miles, Charlie, Travy, Nicky, John, Jake, all my boys...I love you guys", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "cool. looking forward. san francisco was really nice. didn`t make it out to napa though maybe next time.", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "ur leaving me for a week i know i dont see u everyday but i like the fact that ur in the same city as me", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "_News I should have gone", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "just got back home... bored now", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "and i wish i gave you one last kiss", "...No more adventure time", "you will never be the same...", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "need to cheer up!", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "brazil LOOOOOOOOVES you, i miss you 24th may, the perfect day off" ]

[ "_ i`m in bed sick atm-been sick since yesterday hru hun?", " What are you confused about?", " Cheese and Onion! Vinegar taste weird on crisps! England`s got loads of weird crisps flavorus lol.. What do you like ? x", "#Java is not working - hmph! Can`t upload photos to #Facebook.", " - Sorry only just seen this - how strange it seems only to happen from my iPhone - perhaps it is a problem with Twitterific", " I`m sorry you`re not having the best day - neither am I though Are you working tonight??", "Uh oh, I am sunburned", " I miss you! Come to Michigan like now....I can`t wait till July", " I`m trying to sleep!!! It`s not working", " Oh noes!! Melted ice cream = do not want.", "We bought a pool instead of going to California. Now the pool is broken and we have wasted our vacation money for the next 2-3 years.", " my internet just crashed i will ttytomorrow.", " nope anthony wrecked his car i have to help him get it running", "bummed i didnt get to see manchester orchestra bc it was sold out, i spent all night buying tv shows on itunes lame", " Yeah, planning to do that actually. Got a Kinokuniya discount card, so I`m going to splurge. Just worried about being overwhelmed.", " just took the Terminator trilogy :-D but what I need is actually TV series and I still can`t find anything tempting" ]

[ "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Off to work I go!", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "I have to go to work with out my and", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "ugh.. my dad just told me to read an article about Kavya Shivashankar the spellin bee girl..and be more like her.", "glad to know that the ad display problem was due to a firewall config at yr office. phew!", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "*cough cough hack hack", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "Omg! Really? I just ran into a wall", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "Yup, but what they going do??? He`s the Mother Effin Champion!!!! LOL", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "you traitor whiskey and coke is my aphrodisiac", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "Have a huge block of snack chocolate here. Tis calling my name already", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "#liesboystell buzy this week", "when i fell on my **** today i ripped my blue volcom boxers", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "Good morning in Twitterville. Off to work I go...Chat @ all of u later", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "studying out of spite. whatever.. Wonderful unforgettable weekend with DC", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "yay it`s friday... hold on I have to work tomorrow", "lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Great lunch at baby bulls. Now time for work til 930.", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "still @ the courthouse! Happy to have a job... sad its this one!", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Iis working until 4 now and really wants geordanos thin crust cheese, black olives, peperoni and mushroom pizza", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "I hope I get the job so I can have some steady income and start eating well again. All the cheap food is horrible for you", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!", "Top cashier at work today! woot woot! now off to have a drink...", "Sorry if I`m unsociable I`m loading up stock in the shop, mums making me", "haha!! someone with an axe just popped up at you Scenie!! what did you do???", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "yeah, I have revision to do, but gonna go starbucks instead", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "needs my mommy http://plurk.com/p/x116r", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "so this my last week of school then finals yesss", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Gotta sleep, and then off to work", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "But why do I have to spend it in the office", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "At work making more $$.. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing I can SHOP some more once I get paid I`m becomin a SHOPAHOLIC hehe", "I live for pain, bring it on", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "ha. nothing any man does is right on mothers day except for taking kids off mum`s hands for whole day", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops" ]

[ " you may have to email the tech support ppl. that`s odd.", "I`m at home recovering from major liver surgery. In alot of pain.", "this time, i really need to shut it.. i`m going to sleep! my head aches badly and i really can`t take it..", "i`m at work starving", "Why do I always have a headache?", "Blackout in the city is never good", " why you stop following me? Was I not cool enough for you?", "One of the most random phone calls ever. My god kill me now.", "Just finished watching the series return of the Chasers War on Everything - really quite **** compared to how it used to be", " whys your cat in pain?", " your knowledge of X-men is starting to scare me", " u witch! im upstate in a **** hick dry county. so no alcohol or ethnic food. im crying.", "the columbus blue jackes may be movieing to anew city to play at thats sad news", "_Cullen oh really!!! i`ve already put all the pics up!! sorry!! http://twitpic.com/61oj0", "I have class tomorrow and tomorrow is Saturday, I hate having class Saturday", "had 2 leave the mrs cuz i have to go 2 work really didn`t want to." ]

[ "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "How I met your mother and Scrubs in role! YEAH! 'Cause I`m FLY!", "here btw, this is not a bot", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "Thanxx for following me", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?", "I hate mondays, but I love `s schedule. HELLO, DIGG REEL!", "Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!", "i have nothing to do", "diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!", "GREEN DAY IS PERFORMING ON SNL NEXT WEEK! sorry, that made me happy and i`m still all ditzy from the Justin Timberlake skits", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "Morning. Off to school... Ickkk!", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "but im not complaining.", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "that`s not great guy related??", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "Running around town with Kathleen....she`s leaving me for a month..", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Why aren`t you at blue martini with me??", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "studying out of spite. whatever.. Wonderful unforgettable weekend with DC", "???? ? ??????, ?????? ????????,Basquash,K-ON,07-Ghost,Sengoku Basara,Valkyria Chronicles,RequiemForThePhantom,EdenOfTheEast.", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "LOL! Thanks for showing me `s site. I won`t tell hubby if you won`t.", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "i`m not being mean", "Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone", "last week and I interviewed and we told him you are the FB queen! Glad to see you both connected", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "death cab for cutie and slouchy barets its a good way to start the day.", "is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "wow...you leave facebook alone for the weekend and get 60 new notifications. WHEW!", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "Gotta get ready to leave....Alec and I are going hunting outside of Volterra. This should be fun. Talk to everyone later.", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "2pm today is Quiz Time at the Goat! Game shows to play and prizes to be won! Plus `Toss Off Tommy` for free drinks! Today from 2! x", "I go into the room for the first time in weeks and you`re off cleaning", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Am good thanks, what`s Miami saying? How come u wrote to me?", "Hi! Im Barb frm IA. New to tweetin. Enjoy reading ur tweets. U seem like a wonderful person..I KNOW ur a wonderful actress", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "- haha you do that mate btw have you seen a film called american history x starring edward norton", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "hahaha my uncle does that coz my aunty is a **** who left her kids", "_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "LOL NOPE, saw a show on TV that claimed so, figured i`d try and get my own non-media stats", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "Old enough to know better, young enough to not CARE!", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "what about Your Body by Tom Novy or Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders. They are from 04/05. Good memories from these songs", "I`m doing an experiement", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", ". you left me first .. and left your bed here for me to look at" ]

[ " have an amazing time with your mommas tomorrow! Show them how much they mean to you Whatever you do they will love it", "were playing at 7 @ club impact tomorrow! finally got shirts! woopity doo! i want a slurpeeee sooo bad right now", "Is upset that he didn`t get his 24 fix tonight", "Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!", "Oh I`m really tired of these migraines! #Endometriosis & #Fibromyalgia & #Migraines & sleep probs just compoundin ea other since surgery", " I am so sorry.", "plus it hurts seeing sum1 you love falling for someone else! not even kidding im wellllllllllllll gutted. **** ****", " gah! no money..... at least not for bakugan", "okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night", " ugh I`m not doin too good", "This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.", "Aaaaaaaa!! I hate **** winshit!!", "Ah, the bank holiday shift at work. What fun", " sorry didn`t get to see you", " It does it sometimes - it should come back ;) And the car thing sucks - I feel all anxious and yucky now", " I miss you!!!! It`s lonely and empty without you! http://yfrog.com/3o3zxoj" ]

[ "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", ", ahhhhhhh so excited for july 21 (: ecxept stupid australia won`t get it til like decembbberrrrrrrr but stilll ahhh! congratss.", "_august84 haha... may be.. hehe.. I might have been imported. but i love the heat... love playing football on a hot day....", "_dayne OMG!!! Yr like a goddess to me. Prove yr love & love will lead u back are 2 of my fav old skool tracks x", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "are you getting my messages or do you have to add me to recieve them, soz I`m new to this", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "Got the CofO to late didn`t close today Will close Monday....back out to meet a buyer tonight to show a few homes to", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "Oh I beg of you to add just a 3rd nite in Dublin in October... PLEEEEEEEASSSEEEEEEE", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "Did we hear our name ? Thanks Ankit, get them on to our parlour #HokeyPokeyBandra", "video is not available to us foreigners", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "voted for on CMT.com", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "I designed a new shirttttt.", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Happy Star Wars Day, may the 4th be with you my lil` 12yr old bro is at home playing with a lego AT-AT and dozens of stormtroopers.", "Oh great, Radio Disney doesn`t crash with the latest webkit, so my kid can run it again. HEY WAIT.", "ummm not with me?", "thank you isay kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?", "Ha Thats good. Thats why I love my boys, cos they never stir up the hatred that the mighty red scum do Everyone loves City", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "_ricardo road movies indies rule haha", "'toys'??? Advanced load carrying system. Low-cost 1-man outdoor shelter. I didn`t get the Wolverine glove", "_d you`re gonna take good care of that little baby and he`s gonna be a strong boy, that`s for sure", "Um, why arent episodes 1-14 of Lost season 5 on abc?! Good thing Im going to Vegas in the am to keep me distracted from this tragedy.", "LOL! good men watch the flicks w/us and just sigh! this is a good flick so far it`s called 'Because I Said So'", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "I`m concerned for that family", "Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "I really need to update this more.", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I thought all the Apple Store and/or Best Buy guys wanted on?!", "sheboygan / teekay / other kids / fight / angus / ryan / mall / mcdonalds / high / party / beer pong / drink / drive home. fun night", "Oh, are we pushing the #GQMF trend tonight? Awesome. (I am woefully behind on my ontd_startrek reading )", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "you know, i would love to see 5 lies editors believe about writers. #justsayin", "nice work buying coda dude! It`s a great app! Unfortunately, I bought it when it was the full $99USD #jealous", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "yeah but they had to come barcelona, because not all the fans can be in that concert COME BARCELONA! JESSI TE QUIERO", "just got sold out from UP", "Hope you`ll be able to join us for future editions", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "something we all need sometime", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "Thanks! Actually, when I first got my twitter, my pictures wouldn`t upload either. But they upload, it just takes a", "Because pop culture is beautiful. Also, you can`t pull weeds wrong. I promise. You can practice on my yard if you are nervous", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "i wish i had more chicken wings", "Shhhweeeet-jay-z, bros back from from prom", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "recorded some of a new song today! u wont hear it for a long time thooo... we might play it at shows tho! so comeeeeee", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "wating for the next metal gear", "msn-ing. no school shouldn`t there be more bank holidays? x", "_Sprigge Keen skydivers take off thousands of times in planes but rarely land in them", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "can`t set up my phone on twitter", "i`ll have to be more creative in choosing my next alias. Adding the N to the front obviously was not stealthy enought.", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "_kiss I can`t find it on YouTube only the concert versions....HELP!!!", "u don`t know harajuku lovers?", "ok i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "Sold bikes faster than expected, and we are running out of sizes. Luckily the single speeds are on the ocean now! ETA - EO June.", "Rice is ready to eat.Off now to watch Comet 2009!The most important music price in germany.Wow n Lisa arrives around 12p.m. Still 2 hours", "Well, another family was chosen for the child we interviewed for back to looking for another kid", "Trying to fix my background", "Ideas gallore!! Rock Opera FTW!!!! Yes tweets Kayleigh and I are writing a rock opera. For more info email us: CoatAndKay.com", "Do you not like turtles?", "The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit", "how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?", "I listening Your album on youtube. So awesome. But i can`t buy it", "_and_Easy when will these stores in Sacramento open? Been waiting and nothing", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "thanks...do you guys have a showroom as well? Wanted to chk them out in the flesh. Quite cool lamps and the wife is impressed", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "had a kickass day full of Seaworld, retarded 15 year old guys, and X-Men Origins. Win day?", "can sum1 tells me how 2 vote 4 miley? it seems sum peeple r still voting i went 2 mtv.com nd it seems i cant vote", "see most people didn`t like deadpool cause it wasn`t true to the comics, I`m guessing you like Ryan Reynolds", "OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle", ":o Wow only just found out new xbox is called xbox720 , how did i not no im a geek ...", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Christa`s Mothers Day card, deep in the build phase. - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6e", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "http://twitpic.com/4wukt - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best", "in media still havnet found ipod", "Yes. Me too. I can`t understand why they have to do that. I mean, I know it`s all about Hollywood, but this thing is called love.", "Great first impressions about the little netbook- they only downside is there is no access hatch to upgrade the RAM", "http://twitpic.com/4jcjj - Boagsie actually is still this small lol - him at 4 years old", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "Y am i still awoke @ 5:12 a.m" ]

[ "but now i have no money for a phone", " I have a bird living with me. So I have to find other ways to kill these **** things beside the exterminator. #vegas it sucks", " I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "So many farewell parties! sad to see people leaving ..", " and if you want to leaveeeee I can guranteee, you won`t find nobody, else like meeee", "FB is boring and i wanna sing RIGHT NOW..! *-*", "Ugh talk to me someone I`m really bored.", " Actually, I also thought Mother`s Day was May 31st until I was remembered of Pentecost Uselessly complicated, I would say", " to mast ladki patata hai chal jiske sath bhi jaye khush rehna...will miss u my love... #twpp", "offically in DC ..... missing my numero uno", "Just burned my tongue!!", "my little booboo is sick", "just woke up, its laura`s last full day here Last night we watched embarrassing home movies", "revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing", "fear crept in but it`s already been dismissed. now let me do this thing right, coz this time the feelings are there and it`s so different", "My neck hurts a lot." ]

[ "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though", "endodontist should be able to do it without removing it. Just hope my ceramic crown doesn`t shatter some time later", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "How is it that my preschoolers can bowl over a hundred when they weigh only 35-40 lbs? Today was there last day for the year.", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "_Honi Might be cute to do a little picture book called 'The little book of boring'", "in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "love it when my sister brags! but she`s too tired too spell bowling right! haha its ok I <3 her!!", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "Going to start very small, like $0.10 or $0.50 Then slowly to higher stakes", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "awww ) where`d you get that? hugh is so thin. no traces of being wolverine yet. btw, who`s that other guy besides RDJ?", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "On way to Birmingham.. Sewing in the van. Punk.", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x", "Is Watching Britains Got Talent, & Is biting her nails. Please don`t come off black nail varnish", "yeah, I also had to do a paper.. I only have one more final left: algebra.. & I take it on my birthday!! (june 3)", "Well it would seem that you can enter nine 0s if you are an Individual without a SSN/ITIN or EIN according to Apple. Hurray!", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.", "I`m making a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "OMG, I get the $50 coupon from them all the time, do you?? I`m obsessed with their catalog when it comes in the mail", "at work closing files", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Sydney - Toyota - Landcruiser - 1996 - $10,000 - new ad received and will be posted on the HCC site soon", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "WELL i do not think i am getting a call anytime soon. PAINTING MY NAILS!", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "Invasion of the Old Ladies has just ended, still have to clean up not going to be able to make it to the tweetup tonight.", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html", "download iEmoticons from the AppStore. 0,79�. But cool", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "_n Where can I get some?", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "What kind of help do you need with Machine embroidery? I may bea able to help", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "I`m currently using MicroPlaza which I found via a link in the comments on your blog http://bit.ly/ABRJp", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "I will be sending it to you when I get my first check if I make enough lol I have only worked like 8 hours so far", "And, yes. I <3 mac, if only it weren`t so expensive", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "after 4 years of trying, my cat today figured out how to open the under-the-sink cupboard. time for a target run to buy safety locks", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "Starting some work on final year project. Just making some test pieces in flash to see how things could work. Listning to iPod too", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "My husband just went fishing How come knitting keeps you at home? I need a lady hobby that lets me get out of cooking.", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "losing weight check the pic", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", "oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Seems like i`m the only person over here doing postal voting for the upcoming election ... been there already twice to get the documents", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha" ]

[ "I really want a milkshake. I have no money.", " Hell yes. I`m too late.", " Hey I was scared last night at 3:17 because of you... and I had several bad nightmares", "Sad that Gmail chat has died, so I can`t help ", " I would much rather you didn`t punch yourself in the face...it might hurt", "i`m bored : hope your wlan will go today!", "I don`t think my friends like me anymore (via #zenjar )", " i hate it. it should just be english all day everyday", "im @ the eye doctors & had to bring trinity with me cause my mom fell down the stairs today & broke her toe. ugh", "I don`t think the coffee at work agreed with my tummy", "My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink", "_Bee same here : / Coincidently, my friend just cancelled our movie date", "sadd.. last night in fl.. going back to AR tomorrow", "UGH! I have GOT TO STOP biting my nails grrrrr", "This week has been so lonely without gossip girl xoxo", "J Ross you can`t leave the killers still singing and run the titles - you should have been edited out for more music - happy - not" ]

[ "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "Tomorrowland central hasn`t gotten confirmation that I`m signed off on Star Tours, so just waiting to see if they can give me a shift.", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "oh!, I wanna buy Just That Girl - Drew Seeley, but I`m not allowed I`m talking itunes store)", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "So i guess im stuck in the LOBBY", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "Demoing with Gary burr!!! So excited to get some 'girls' music on tape!! Missing Tayla", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "maybe tonights the night to pick it up again?", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "had a fun time at the concert! almost got a picture with Taylor Momsen, freakin next in line then she left!", "woop rehearsing songs Yep, sounds even enough to me", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "That`s the song I mean", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "GREEN DAY IS PERFORMING ON SNL NEXT WEEK! sorry, that made me happy and i`m still all ditzy from the Justin Timberlake skits", "This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "alas, I am moving (like where i`m moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya", "at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "getting ready for the concert tonight! YAY!", "Happy Mothers Day! Will be going out later at 6 pm to watch a well renowned group of singers!", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Last time in the drama room", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "got back from the party...suprisingly awesome, NEED to dance more often! overall, awesome night", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "Listening to music, Texting . umm Msn lol. bit bored . lol. Garth Brooks wooo i love him hehe . <3", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "back at school again. almost weekend. oh wait, i gotta work from eight to four tonight", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Going home but when i get home , BLACK BERRY ! WOO HOO . . . and get to see presten ! <3", "Awake, man, i need to go to sleep, i gots to wake up early for church tomorow.", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "_Doll Yes! I live in Milwaukee and would love to attend a closing talk", "i hope that happens tomorrow, then ill be there ;) (Providing my dad gets better to take me )", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "I day til NYC!!!! and the journey soon begins!!! Music baby", "yea i just got outta one too....i want him back tho but i feel the same way...i`m cool on dudes for a lil while", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "Listening to some house music!(what else?) I got a gig in San Francisco next Friday. BE THERE details on my www.myspace.com/djspy", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "Once again another late night. But I scored a mojito, so ..." ]

[ " but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it XD", " hahahah of course they have such a nasty display picture :`)", "and because I wasn`t having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick", " yeah man, they brought it back on the market a couple years ago...it scarce through", "_O_C I`m seriously screwed I haven`t studied at all!!!! :`(", "Just loaned out a set of aerobars to team mate for tomorrow`s Texas Cup race at Alkek. Bummed I won`t be there.", "Ugh i hate not having my car!! i miss you my little ford focus!!!", "wat a stressful week i jus hope everything falls into place 4me", "Ugh sittin at work waiting for the carpets to be cleaned. I was suppose to be out by 7", "Very sad that my camera is in the hands of the Geek Squad. 2-3 weeks!", "eating my roommate`s cereal. sorry bro", "gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...", "Why does my boss have to come in today.....", "has stuff to do but refuses to do them. :[", " Not a fan of the layout change of hyperlinks. I don`t like the indentation and, well, I`m clicking and no link shows.", " we always miss each other, don`t we?" ]

[ "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "on a day like this...", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt.", "I got so much gray hair all of a sudden. I just ordered me some Garnier Roasted Coffee from drugstore.com, well see how that goes.", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "It`s sunny and I feel really well today! Yippeee!", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "Pictures of Cassie from the Crawfish Boil make me smile real big Also, my desktop is still fail. Ultimate fail. It hates me.", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "_Rocks Just spurted Fanta out of my mouth laughing at that!", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "haha ...i`ll let you know how the show was ... hope here in romania they will show it on Mtv.Sunday morning I have an exam", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "i wish it was summer", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita... The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "I also have a certain CD from camp that a certain somebody gave me... Yeah, there`s this guy in the video that`s really frickin hot!", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "I say 'oh man..' jovani asks, 'did you just call me an old man?' haha", "kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "went swimming with the fam for over 2 hours! we`re a little toasty", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "LOVING the hot weather forecast for the rest of the week!!!! Summer is almost heeeeere", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "liking my fake tan orange colour", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "About to get my wisdom teeth pulled!", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "It`s supposed to be even hotter today than yesterday. Wearing shorts to work.", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "beach...yummy steak and catching up on `lost` with my man...lovely day", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "It would still involve me standing up. lol. Windows are too high up. Guess im just gonna have to go out", "A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "starting off my day with a little Northern Light", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "how fun!! I like the beach, but I tend to get really dark fast.", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "No shoes for me.", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "hope this day will be nice as the sun that are upon us", "Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "it`s been so nice all day, and now it looks like it`s going to rain...just when i was getting excited about taking photos when i get home", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow" ]

[ "i seriously need to live somewhere fabulously queer. i miss being around **** people", "2 days without sleep and now a migraine. I thought life postR01 was meant to be relaxing", "I miss the old... HA, HA. I can`t tell that person`s name.", "My coffee got cold blah!", " Welcome to Glasgow Felix, sorry I cant be there tonight", "While driving u come across aggressive driving behaviour by another driver. U should... Chase the car 2 tell the driver how to drive", "oh kasa, please lose the hair do", "Wow. That hurt way worse than i thought it would.", "The Oddo`s grandfather passed away in his sleep", " I can`t direct message you for my free lunch", " I`m so sorry do you want me to call? If not I will be on aim in a couple of hours if you need to vent", "im back to this z-index problem...again", "I am so bored. My homework is done for my master`s program and It`s Friday nite wit nutin to do.", "Not to mention hw fat ima get frm wrk n here.", "Why are we busy ugh I have the largest headache", "7846 - almost catching up, so gonna kick her ****, and woop i will b joing the 10k mile high club soon" ]

[ "thanks! I will try #boarding out", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "'A hike in the woods with four little kids couldn`t be that exhausting, right? Wrong.' LOL.. Try downright masochistic!", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "Lol, eBay? You laugh now...juuuuuust wait.", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "there`s just no air", "idkk if il get to see it again", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "What a meeting... YAY more work for me", "I wish I could work like you, dude...", "I like the last part in your methodology.", "quite all right. **** sounds better than clock coming from a female anyway", "_SUPRNATURAL ok thanx very much u can send me the answer by private mail if u like but would be sooo cool wish i was in birmingham", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Feeling inspired this evening, huh?", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Here, have fun with this: http://bit.ly/PlNm4", "im thinking that im going to have fun tonight....and maybe some changes are coming", "oh hahah thats ok then", "I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "its just one of those days....", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "proper cba with out!", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "is needing to make a new video", "Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.", "Ok, shortened urls are fine and all but, please, give me more context other than just 'cool'. Not everyone has 'url-auto-expand'", "Tempted to buy MAC at ACW....even though I don`t need anything....but I want to try dazzleglasses", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "I`m sure would know of more", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "Yes, we just need ppl to vote. GET OUT THE VOTE. ;) Ciao for now. Till tomorrow...Is Anybody Listening? Yes, I am. Night!", "Not quite sure what ace of cakes is or are. Gosh I`m tired. Loved bride wars. Fun night.", "wants to go home.", "Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.", "I`m getting back into again", "eating nothing, drinking water, about to watch a movie, join me?", "is having a lazy sunday", "dont you have a uk say now?", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "Reading, cryin, reading, laughin... Enjoying the ride while being enlightened and inspired by letters to a young sister!! Thx Hill.", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "I need to look at apartments tomorrow", "One interlock down one to go", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "hahah, you own lab.hr I own lab.ba, seems that we think in similar ways", "Around better.. How are you ?", "`Allo there twitter how are we today?", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "my guys call me ``Bart of the critical questions``. I`m guessing that`s a good thing. #zeropoint.IT", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "PANGE???!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA. You two could meet up for drinks.", "Ok so any ideas of what to do tomorrow to make it fun? Cause i dont know what to do", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "thinking lots of revision tomorrow woo, hope it a sunny one.", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "hey hey hey b", "few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "coool thanks a lot ****", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "Yes, we will! We should maybe do it in a DM though so we don`t annoy our followers. Thought of that too late. Good night!", "not the same.. Can we party tonight jig", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "Digging the ideas behind railsbridge (http://railsbridge.org/)", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "anytime that`s what Im here for *giggles*", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "Playing hooky from work again so we can go see UP. I hope we get along.", "needs 1000 words for 502 part 2 .... then freedom ..... until another few assignments and exams", "A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "facepalm hope the interview is a choice and not a forced thing...", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "I don`t have the app that does it", "No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "tell me what you think of Pride Prejudice and Zombies . . . if you`re not all hyped up on sugar", "A little bit of good news.", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "Let me know how that turns out!!", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua" ]

[ "Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend", " .��?????��. i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend. nyt life sux here", "Feelin really awful. Having mono sux so much. Omg...listening to music", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", " Sadly I think I know exactly were you put it--in the expired drawer Those things have a life span of less than two years", "Oh hey, look, North Korea are going to kill us all; or at least some of us.", "i got a bruise on my foot out if nowhere! it hurts!", " I`m SO jealous- it`s pouring right now", " Ha, if i was , I would be pointing out the irony of that last spelling mistake. With swearing.", " ow shitttt i cant come get drunk ihave to go to a photo shoot in portsmouth or sumfink owwwwwwwwwwwww", "the neighborhood gas station is gone, kaput, out of business. No more convenient trips for ice or whatevs. over 3 miles now to travel..", " You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???", " but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol", "_x little Taylor? i feel sorry for the way she spells her name", "Irony: Inventor of Ford Mustang can`t keep his car http://tinyurl.com/lpmvtk via :", " maybe I missed my chance this time" ]

[ "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "shows how twitaddicted you can get", "twitter is trippin right now with my pic", "morning how are you?", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "i learnt something new today", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "he should be an honourary fluffette, such lovely hair (what`s left )", "Job??????? Not so much.", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "About to take a shower. Then see how annas doing", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "I can`t have any.", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "im at scotts being a fatty", "I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbbrrrrrrrrr", "hav a pork scratching", "I have to go to work now.", "*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "I don`t know how to use this", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "DEMI YOU WERE SO PRETTY WITH YOU`RE BANGS AND EVERYTHING .YOU LOOK TOO GROWN UP IN THIS PICTURE i liked your bangs.", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "dude there is no sun here.", "I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one", "I prefer overcast days too. Sorry it`s hot where you are.", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "cool its my P", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "Of the back of their heads http://yfrog.com/0zywwj", "I love my hair blowin in the wind", "Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "my day is going way too fast", "i guess i`ll do both since i cant really decide which one to choose", "just got back from rachael`s house", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "G`day Thanx for following.", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "u don`t have school today????", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "just made my day: http://tinyurl.com/cumqmv", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "I feel sorry for your nails. lol... I feel fine thank you", "thats my moan for the day", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "http://twitpic.com/4jg09 - haha she looks a little like u charlie lol", "yay cheerleading when im sick. its gonna be a fun night peoples", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "hope yer ok hunny", "I really need a job.", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "I`m definitely make-up challenged. So, curling lashes and `tined` moisturiser? Does this tip come with a glossary?", "haha! sorry to hear that", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "is looking for a job", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "wish u could rub my head too", "Im hungry and its cold", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "I think i need some new friends", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "The sun is wonderful but makes me feel incredibly fat.. The less clothes and more exposure thing today I diet. Again......", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter", "thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "looks like your having fun", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "i haven`t got a text back! sod her i looks fabulous!", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "OK Just a thought that occured to me..." ]

[ "isnt very happy about the fact that her back is hurting today", "Counting the hours of lost sunshine until the Weekend", "oh no, i need new work shoes...i broke this one!", " Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape", "I hate dreaming that your at some awesome party and you wake up at home, there was jager at the party too", "Now every Saturday till 8/4 for work. sucks. And no Friday or Monday off for July 4th either.", "well dnt really knw wot to do stay wit some 1 who doesnt want 2 b wiv me or move home to rents after 4yr of bein away", "just got home. im so effin sad", "is cursing AB`s wardrobe handles. One drew blood", "#itsucks when everyone but the one i want to text me is texting me!", "big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X", " Yeah, I`m behind on my classic cinema calendar-making. I haven`t had time to go see any anyway.", " OMG....that is soooo sad.", " exactly the same problem i am having with pure classical music, i cant njoy it", "gosh im bored. its early..n i wanna go..to sleeeepp why am i at work? *kay<3*", " Im not getting any treatments, we are just gonna hang out at the pool and the hot tubs." ]

[ "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "lol. i get about the same reaction when i mention my new goal - kona triathlon now that boston marathon is done.", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "Any city person want to trade n live in the country? House comes w racoons n skunks livin under deck. *sigh*", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "Home now. Some invaders have taken over my base", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too", "Last day of the TV up-fronts w/ our colleagues from Sydney, Paris, London...", "just got home and counting the days till friday", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol ****", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "going 2 watch Dogtown, hope it`s not too sad!", "thanx mang! shes due in june 12th and yezzzir the first baby! -drummer boi", "last I looked. Hi back...", "... you mean the fam , minus ahugs", "Well best of luck", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "cool that`s good. You back on trains for a while?", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "has finished exams.... has (almost) moved out of halls and is leaving london tomorrow", "Don`t worry, you`ll get your stamina back soon What kind of distances do you run usually?", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", "_west one day the hubs and I WILL take one of those. There`s actually a missions cruise that we want to go on. It has music too.", "back to work.. with no distractions..", "YES!! REPRIEVE!! One paper pushed back until Friday! That leaves just three more pages due by 4:00pm... not even a problem.", "after 11 months....back to twitter again", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "Missed Justin on SNL! AGHHH! Just when I started to love him again, yes it`s one of those weeks.", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "BOYSTOWN. I`ll leave for Eastwood in 3hours.", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Hi! We get to try out new restos..so yea, it fuunn Let`s have dinner when you get back!", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Sitting in an almost empty dorm, waiting for jordan to come to take some last things and say good bye. He graduates tomorrow.", "How dare you apologize to the UK for being gone for a while but don`t apologize to america for never touring here at all!!!", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "Homey missed da bus.", "14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders", "Ok all have hit the point of relaxation.. heading to bed sleep well and Happy Mother`s day to all you Moms out there!! Night", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "Nope. Just come back to CT", "is hoping that she left her bb at home and didn`t lose it on the Metro", "Good Morning All! Hope everyone is doing well on this Monday! Thanks for all the #followfriday recos! I am blessed!", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home", "lost my BA115 enlisted class in CRS!! ( whyyyy. hindi naman conflict or whatever. ang labo ng CRS grabe. T.T", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "out of commish for a few days in ATL with fam. Just saw the updates to the .net website... Looks AWESOME!", "; i think you should come back to brisbane, australia. we loved you here", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Seems like i`m the only person over here doing postal voting for the upcoming election ... been there already twice to get the documents", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "Nice action shot: http://bit.ly/m8zfx I miss working a pole. __ dont you see clients everyday? lol", "Redskins release Jon Jansen. That guy put in a ton of sweat and bruises for the team. He will be missed. http://tinyurl.com/mdewfk", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "Am busy yes...But then always am. Hope you had a great time traveling. Where did you go? Welcome back!", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "See you later lovely ladies. Be Good & I love you millions ****", "my last full week of school!", "next year will be sweeet", "TAYLOR! are you back in Nashville now..or LA? well, how was your trip? did ya have fun? love ya girly!", "july 8th flight gets in, my mate here is on about goin hm early so am all", "FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home", "just got home from the last day of school. graduation tomorrow.", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "Every day is Mother`s Day.... Don`t wait for 1 of 365 days to come around to show your mom how much you appreciate and love her.", "going to bed. night", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "just got back from tori`s. watching shark boy and lava girl", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "I am going to work than, ill be home, and im going to look for my camera since it must be lost in my house. everyone have a wonderful day", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "The Renegades last day was today and...well... he`s gone... didn`t catch him Gutted... Closest he came to Greenock was Kilmacolm!", "guess Ill drive it back nine hours", "and we`re back in buisiness", "Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "I soooo need to catch up on all this NEW stuff!! Going to the airport to fly home from VEGAS", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "why is it your last EVER uk tour ?? x", "night Diana and if you travel soon take care", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "One final down, two to go!" ]

[ " Ok well from the pic i take it you do. Thats unlucky . Lmao", "In Seattle Washington....im SOOOOO hungry&i miss alaska", "The Killers are coming to TD Banknorth in Boston on 9/4 at 7:30pm. And, I can`t go. Everyone else should go though! Tickets on sale Sat.", "I had a nightmare last night *cry* I think I am scarred for life!", "is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair", "cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me", "This is how much hair falls off everytime I shower. It`s more sad than disgusting http://yfrog.com/6p190aj", " Sorry to hear that, dude", "OMG. Period cramps are FTL. So much pain.", " My right ear`s been blocked up today bit like when you`ve got water in it. Any idea`s 2 clear it? don`t like putting liquid in", " tell him ill beat him up if he doesnt share", "I`m boredddd. The day has gone quick I don`t like it!", " you didn`t come to see the hosts at hilton mr. thomas. we spent lots of money for nothing. that`s boring", "Really disappointed I can`t make it to bloomington for launch party tonight if you`re around you should check it out", "darn it. I did it again.! keep forgetting that darn 'D' for DM`s.....", " How vile are people, they have to remove things that have a value" ]

[ "Well it would seem that you can enter nine 0s if you are an Individual without a SSN/ITIN or EIN according to Apple. Hurray!", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "Want 2 transfer my Naini trip pictures 2my comp so I can upload thm on web bt i dnt hv my USB Snt few via multimedia @ 5 Rs/pic. Expnsiv!", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "Hiya! You might want to delete and retweet - the link to your blog doesn`t work", "via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "nope, would be no music", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw", "Nope, thank God, not on Air... It`s a REAL application, compiled code...", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "My twitterberry wont work on my friends and me", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "wants to listen to musiq soulchild, but it is not on the iPod", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "but i know i can`t", "no more brother for 2 weeks.....", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "No one to rub it in", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "Damm it! I didn`t get a pic of niamh with her 3D glasses on", "and dont tell burnsy - but no comparison between the rocky mountains and mountains in enlgland", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "Heading to the office through a very quiet Stockholm, at least its not sunny", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "She didn`t make the challenge", "thank you isay kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?", "crazy, we live in a small world, and now u live in covina huh? Thas where im @ but back to chino i goooo", "he`s not logging in yet. and i doubt if he will check his his replies here in twitter. but we must keep on trying!", "@ 102.7 KIIS-FM hey, I can`t seems to get ryan`s show online, what`s not right then?", "No plans tonight? .............", "Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era", "the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "took my computer in for a new dvd drive & screen wouldn`t come back on Had to order new computer & wait...", "Looking for desktop twitter app that will actually let you access URLs, any suggestions? I liked Twittle but no linking", "... Thanks Okiebud! I get the message..Sorry, the content you selected is not currently available..", "Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel", "Driving to work running late like always..... No time for starbucks", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me", "no not that expensive windows or linux", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "Adem in, adem uit", "you didnt send me the text", "I can`t Vote 4 u a the MTV movie awards. There is no vote button. Is it cause i live in sweden? I wanna vote 4 u 2 u rock xo", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "Back in a mo. Cover Girls hubby on fb chat. She not seen him for 5 months", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "I`m in a traffic jam", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Bai KT and I have decided that at my Disney wedding we will have a parade and a mushroom trampoline float that KT and Bai will jump on", "After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly", "is off to somewhere.", "- Welcome to Minnesoooooooota. Free up some time this trip to catch up! Won`t be at Cliquot Club though; they closed", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "_kritt GPS location: http://bit.ly/SPW5s here I am", "Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "Snap To Grid. I just realized that I haven`t seen Iqbal in 5 days.", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "Signup for Dojo workshop in Munich (http://tinyurl.com/ct83ub ) ends today. Hurry up", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "yeah, not meant to be", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "tea... Mmmm crispy but no cake Have headphones!", "Good luck with the footage - none of the stations are breaking in live with it", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "Finally installed ovi in mobile. it would have been good if it could be downloaded to comp and installed to mobile. Frickin 3MB download", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia", "and that prob wont happen....", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "my phne blocks text", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "i love you but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina really really love you mitchel!" ]

[ " It`s just a shame what wisdom comes with age, but age destroys youth", " CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?", "annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes. When I explicitly saved.", "Well just left six flags. Didn`t get to ride what i wanted to. Bummer. maybe next time.", " Yes it`s herrrrr. Dude, I`m gonna **** cry.", "Waiting for an email that will probably never arrive. ED later, Consti study after then hopeless bumming.", "Whyyy am I still awake when I have to work at 8?! This is not good", "Tweeting from the tarmac at Cork Airport. Delayed", "massive headache going to see terminator tonight!", " trouble is i don`t think any of this is helping my wrists.", " Yes I think so unless it changed. I sent u a happy mothers day text but u never responded back", "Going off BC is making me break out.", "Woke up early! Still sick", "Why can`t i find any jewellry for my dressssss?", "Can`t give blood within a year of getting a tattoo so I can`t give...Im gutted", " thats rough. hubby had knee surgery but it did help him in the end. Let us know the results. We`ll keep him in our prayers" ]

[ "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "sleep sounds good right about now", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all", "What`s all your fault?", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "just at home, not much going on, had a long day", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Ok, time for bed. Good night Twitter", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "am alive but at work finish at 1300 sun is out", "Goodnight and Goodbye ?", "took the most amazing power nap ever. now its starbucks time.", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "thanks to follow. have a nice rest", "Perfect way to end a totally boring day? Sleep. Goodnight", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", "It`s a windy and rainy day", "whoa, I`ve got to go to bed, night!", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "Got back from helping my sis with stuff for my niece`s 1st birthday. I saw a PSP/DS lite car charger in Toy Kingdom SM for only P250!!", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Adobe After Effects and MS SQL Server...nice. would it be nicer if I just sleep?", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "*waves to make it all OK again*", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "cant get onto twitter on the Internet", "Tired. About to climb into bed and fall asleep. I hope this weekend will be fun... I only have a couple of weeks left", "napppinggg, then work 7 - 11", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "should be going nfg tonight", "Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*", "We in bed now.", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Need a nap but I have to take 4 trains now", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "fresh prince and sleepy sleeps my nightly routine gotta go to Dmv early tmrw", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day niiiiiiiights yall", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "Good night everyone...... Time to go mimmiz......", "better get some sleep soon. she has to get up and go to Sunday meetin` so she can pass out invites to her jewelery party.", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Good morning to you, however it`s night time for me, so I am off to bed *hugs* Have a great day", "Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "bye for now people .", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!", "lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "its a hott tuuneee,", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "feeling nice... got a big **** smile on my face for no reason take my **** to sleep right? lol", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "Wango tango!!! Good night all", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "Had nicotine replacement patch on for 4 hours. So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "Ed is awake! But Andy doesn`t feel so hot so she`s still sleeping.", "hope ya sleepin well guys still here", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "my phne blocks text", "i don`t have any of that", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "Laying in the dark thinking of you." ]

[ " Ahh dang of course it had to do that She better e-mail you back fast!", "i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw", " sadly that is so true", "I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology", " I�m sorry for that", "is tired if ppl **** talking", "Is still tired due to late nights out and work and has to b up early again 2moro 4 work bad times!", "i feel like watching a disney movie...too bad we dont have a vcr anymore", "I wanna go to the extra show really bad", "_cm Didn`t drink enough for a hangover, just tired and over worked", "Sick. With a flu like thing.", " im really sorry i know wallah how u feel this life is shittttttttt", " wheres the music mannnn!!?? my inbox is still empty", " not all of them You`ll be missing mine and everybody else`s on the east coast!!!!!", "Just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk`s 'Pygmy' and kind of hated it. I`m really disappointed; I had pretty high hopes for this one.", "On my way to work, I`m kinda sad" ]

[ "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "got a case of the bubblies.", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "OOooOO -- no, I have not! Glad to hear it was incredible, though! I still have it bookmarked to try sometime", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "i was at the outlets too", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "just finished the exam. I did ok, I guess.", "11:11 I made a wish", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "wassup with u this morning.", "Thanks for the well wishes and hope ur day is also quite successful", "I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it! lol", "just helping myself to some caramel digestives", "Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "wish u was in the D!", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "thanks for agreeing with me", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "is it normal for a masseusse to fully massage your buttocks? I swear she was a quarter inch from a medical exam..", "...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x", "short work week for me", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "shows how twitaddicted you can get", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "My birthday is now over.", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Just got out of work", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Can`t believe ER is over", "Okay people my fones charged", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "congratulations were you being mindful through the run as well or / and listening to music?", "my day is going way too fast", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "same to you bud. Kudos on your hardcore gym training, it`s a great lifechanging experience, keep it up!!!", "mum`s day - ended up being happy not that it`s my day or anything....", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "but im not complaining.", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "Okay one of my ears popped so now I know what everything sounds like and everything is reall loud", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "A little bit of good news.", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "im not at litle oven tonight", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "im fine. but a bit tired im glad that its weekend now.", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "Has about 10 hours work to do, on a Sunday. Boo. I will find time for a two hour lunchbreak though. Yeah", "dude, was that you in the new Star Trek Burger King commercial? Bud Light AND Burger King? So proud of u man.", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "i can`t believe it...", "just got back from donating blood", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "_lou hahah hopefully! enjoy your day", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "I should stop trying to reach", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "(blinks fast) its better now ... Lol thanks :-*", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "I`m sure it was amazing Wish I could have been there :] You`re an incredible, phenomenal, amazingly talented singer", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)" ]

[ "Starting a new diet today. I don`t want to get fat. Besides, its almost bathing suit season! *lol*", "Zach G. gets an extensive profile in this weekend`s NY Times Magazine. The chances of us falling in love are getting fewer and fewer.", " it`s quite hard cause when you attempt to spread it, the cornbread falls apart...", "So its my bday weekend and **** is already headed south...might have to drive to atl tonight", "My stomach effing hurts. Sadly there`ll be no gym class this afternoon", "Scared waiting for the call", "3-4 hours sleep last night barely functioning", "The new redesigned cricinfo : http://tinyurl.com/mxlcuv I hate change", "never does anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed", "Can`t even tell you how much this hair dresser is pissssssing me off she has no clue wtf I`m asking her to do..so I`m expecting the worst", "my guinea pig died today", "is gutted to be at work when it is sooo nice outside", " **** dude... dia 06, 20 e 27 eu tenho curso na DRC flash expert...", "cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me", "the people are coming to kill my mouse on monday i have mixed emotions. i mean, he lives in my desk drawer!!", "Finally got my money. Too bad it goes to bills" ]

[ "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre", "watching shows I missed on the ellipital--- love my on-demand!", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "i am ****...**** you lucas at your czech republic beer that tastes like heaven in a bottle!! Your amazing", "I would LOVE to learn trapeze! I`ve wanted to do that since I was a kid. Sadly, there`s no place where I live that teaches", "I didn`t see this until after", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "Soooooooooo glad to learn that Farrells ice cream parlor is staging a comeback in So. Cal -- too bad it`s in the Mission Viejo mall", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "Yes, dahling... you are definitely one awesome tweep. I`m sending love and kindness across the ocean to you!", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "I don`t mind him not paying rent. I`m just over the moon at the idea of him moving out at least 12 years early", "awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!", "Cant wait to leave work", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.", "http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "Wish I was at sri panwa now", "_Kartz I`ve been studying for a year now And 5 years in school...", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "looks same in Noida too", "my power went out as well.. Except I`m in nor cal", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "no I don`t mind Kent it`s just my best friend is going there and Im going to miss her", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "The Wilshire. (it is where I stayed last year, too", "yes I can talk friench and in my picture this is me in france !! Now , i`m in london and soon i`m going to L.A", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "Listening to some house music!(what else?) I got a gig in San Francisco next Friday. BE THERE details on my www.myspace.com/djspy", "Whenever, whever, sarah`s in dc all summer and sure!", "I kinda forgot how much I love the darkness", "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "_rade oh no the economy gotcha? sorry but so happy that you got another one in LA! Enjoy SoCal! Ahahaay! LOL", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "I really need a job.", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "'Hi Im Jonathan from Spotify, 4 just 9.99 a month u cn have unlimited music w/ no interuptions' But I luv r little chats J, dont leave me", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons", "awesome night in the city", "If there is one thing the Internet has taught me, is that if I get enough people to listen to me I get to be on The colbert report. #USA", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "you must love sydney more dont leave us sydney kids ****", "How I met your mother and Scrubs in role! YEAH! 'Cause I`m FLY!", "I`m jealous - I would love deer steak. One of the downsides of having an almost vegetarian and a carnivore living together", "Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)", "I soooo need to catch up on all this NEW stuff!! Going to the airport to fly home from VEGAS", "We don`t have either of those here.", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "I really, really want a golden retriever. Too bad I won`t be living in a home where she could run around for about 10 years", "I don`t get it...", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Tonight @ 10 on The Northland`s NewsCenter we kick off a week long look at Great Summer Getaways in the Northland! Don`t miss it!", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "I skip school way too often I`m rather proud actually.", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "love u!! and love mr. player! come visit me i miss u girls", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "I`ll say Even I don`t do Dominos anymore - I prefer Pizza Hut`s crunchy fresh veggie pizzas", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "not quite as much...hmmm products in US that are not in Canada?? Idk Do you have covergirl?", "later I went up to monroe and worked out with friends - TRX, ropes and KBs!! 30sec on/30 off..rope swings & c&ps, windmills, wve aquats", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "___ haha im gonna follow my dreams now well...ur dream haha im still reading over it for the 90th time :p", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "haha me either but like ive always loved hilary shes the girl id turn **** for haha", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "A salute to Chapel Hill North Carolina. From SY * ? http://blip.fm/~5jgj3", "in 7-11 w/o you", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long", "_d Wish Leigh a Happy Mother`s Day for me! It`s midnight in NY", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "_Rankin I know! a whole different meat pie back then", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "http://yfrog.com/0xoxij Fry bread is good but they only gave me a little pinch of lettuce ha ha", "You know who helps me almost everyday?", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "a midwest girl, lol....so close and yet so far", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one! what exams do you have tomorrow?", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Yeah yesterday I turned 16. My parents rented me out a hummer limo. It was pretty cool", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "listening to the best days of your life by kellie pickler", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "It`s still up the duff boo", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!", "In Greenville for one of the last times. will be moving to MD soon. We`ll be back Eastern Carolina.", "So that is different than normal how?" ]

[ " oh dear.. u serious? so how does one prevent bites?? I`m so itchy its distracting while editing.. *sigh*", "Watching French Open tennis - sad to see Venus make an early exit this morning!", "Another Lake Park kid is going to Tulane. I`m not unique anymore", "i`m at work starving", " He doesn`t need the shirt for that Jane...we just had to suffer another two old eps tonight", "These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline", "aww i can`t believe that wee girl on bgt was crying, it was so sad", "http://twitpic.com/66vld - i don`t like this bangs! I want my hair back!", " wtf pogs are back too?", "Drew`s new songs make me cry. I miss Thomas already!", "flipping out on my hairloss....gotta go to the doc.", "Just got caught in the down pour", "So I thought the Cavs would crush the Magic and I come home from up north to realize how wrong I was.", "The first time all week I can play WoW and I get stuck at 'authenticating'.", "Panera is not being nice to my iPhone", "I am also wasting time til my cab gets here. spamspamspam. Also Keiths motorbike was nicked. WELL ****." ]

[ "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "OMG I FINISHED MY HISTORY CHILDRENS BOOK!!!! JUST NEED 2 MAKE IT PRETTY AND PRINT IT OFF AND IM DONE!!! WHOO!!!", "Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "and it`s off to work I go, only 9.5 days until the kiddo`s finish", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style! good timezzz.", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "That`s exactly how I feel. I hope you start feeling better soon.", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "(that was a btw -_-)", "On a day like today I would wear shorts and tshirt, but now I`m at DHQ it`s office wear...", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way", "Just getting home from work...finally", "off to work for the day", "just that you`re not here...", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "Goodnight and Goodbye ?", "Now to go home and cry", "cool its my P", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "..exams. haha just remembrd the china buffet king yesterday. vair amusing ....", "Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping", "LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!", "Wow... I was tricked into the #hoppusday hype today....", "Yay me! I did good on my com final I needa step up next semester forsure tho. No more distractions.", "Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "no school today, teacher cancelled the lesson chillin`", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "class color day tomorrow! last time! I have a lot to remember for tomorrow but I bet I`ll forget -_-", "Day off with nothing to do", "And it`s starting to get cold", "fo sho, im down", "just made my day: http://tinyurl.com/cumqmv", "haha, nice pic looks abit like my school", "My sister graduated today it was amazing and super emotional. Wow ...", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "awwwwww....I know that feeling!!", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "oww...just bit my tongue", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "i deffinately need to clean my bookbag. but no time! i need to leave in the next 5 seconds to not be late to school. ...oh well", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "just woke up, no school today, we are free", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Going to sleep now goodnight! xoxo", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "Vacation over!!! Looking forward to the next one........", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "damnnn this day came to fast, but i cherished all the moment i had", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .", "Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol", "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "off to bed with my sore ****", "i finished all my work!", "I skip school way too often I`m rather proud actually.", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "hope schools gonna be good tomorrow", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "I would if I wasn`t working today.", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "Woke up early!! Dang man I know i`m not going back to sleep", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Is feelin right rite now", "Its over for them", "did you get fired? *hugs*", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "I totally needed that sleep. need to stretch and wash though now.", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "I think I did okay on my Math Test today. I really really really hope I did. If I didn`t I swear I will get SO mad at myslef.", "ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now", "The sun has gone in!", "yeh still have the weekend, but I get weekends anyways, today is my full last day of vacation time", "I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "i just need to sleep", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "i have a feeling today is going to be amazing", "I`m feeling pretty energized & ready to face the day w/only about 3 hours of sleep. Hope it lasts all day.", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "Damnation. I just woke up.", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "Schools out, but works in", "Time for bed! Hope your saturday was as lovely as mine was...", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "One final down, two to go!", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit" ]

[ "This day will pass slowly. All of these days will. RAWR!!!! ...", "finally Mike0hh`s birthday <3 can`t wait to **** ruin it", "Oh dear. Sunburned back", "Omg ! BGT making me cry . That wee girl it`s soo sad.", "At home sick.. On a friday...studying is all im doing at this point.. My weekend is so ruined", "_pax goddamn that **** sucks *hugs*", "2 hours 3 mins left.....THE PRESSURE!!!! We need to hurry #48hours", "About to leave the fights. I`m tired and my voice hurts.", " You and your Yuotube links. DENIED at work.", " aww homesick i feel you! im homesick for my 2nd home, campp", "i got in a fight with ryan. now hes like crying and im just dead inside. sigggh", "**** internet jus cut me off! was bout 2 shoot sum guys eye out ~*~KANDI~*~", " ouch does picking your nose count?", "rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation.", " darn! now we have to go through the WHOLE weekend without em`", " aw poor u DON`T let her get 2 u just ignore her n keep ur head held high she iz just immature lil girl lol" ]

[ "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "even if I was drunk, I`d think about using a fake/temporary mail address", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "Job??????? Not so much.", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "I want to come over", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "I think i need some new friends", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "So confused about what to do?", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "Time to head back home. My business here is done.", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "but i know i can`t", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "wishing my days off were the same days that people wanted to party.", "Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "I have to use the bathroom", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "out enjoying the weather before i have to go to work.. last shift with", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "i know but its better than nothing", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "I don`t think it was either. But I can`t remember it.", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Is at work ohwell need money so : D", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "my day is going way too fast", "hooome from work. why am i awake still? up in 5 hours", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "I`m so honored to hear my name on a Breezy track hope u liked my ****! #drunk_bowling", "Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "I have nothing witty to say", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "This is what I am drinking instead of beer: Airport is out of beer.. At least it is carbonated... http://mypict.me/1Zu9", "awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "My throat is on fire", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "About to clock into work", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "that`s what i was last night", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "yep but I`m going better now", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "Isss boredddd, gotta be up in the morningg", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear" ]

[ "I have the weirdest hives all over my legs and arms. What the heck am I allergic to? It itches SO bad! Dang it!", " I submitted my resume the same day and saw no answer back. Oh well...", " I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.", " i have started saving my Tumblr drafts because that happened to me this week and i was so sad", "is terrible at saving money..", " It`s sunny and hot in London today, while I sit in office cranking spreadsheets", "_**** awww, that sucks", " Ah. I just found it weird because it`s my screen name Name of war and all that jazz", "Justin`s blanket shed black lint all over my white skirt.", "I REALLY should have gone to the Chiropractor this week . . And today my neck hurts so bad", "Today I`m sad, my cat of 10 years has just stopped eating, and is very sick.", "Been working lots of overtime this week. Only just realized I booked a half day tomorrow so this week will just break even", "time to get to work. i`m already starting the day off bad. missed the UP screening this morning at the el capitan", "I feel lazy watching other people work on my roof! Kat Woman OUT", "Allergies sun is out, wearing shorts. Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?", "Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow" ]

[ "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "I could go for some Lulu`s or Slanted Door right about now. Tomorrow is the Farmer`s Market, right?", "To eat or not to eat? Its gonna be my last meal for the next 2 weeks.", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "Hey, I`ll be in sa then maybe if we cross highways we can grab lunch?", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "i need to get tickets though idk how that is gonna happen", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Hi Ok i hope its head comes out of the clouds for you> i love Meadowbank shopping center", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "remember, dont let your small list cover your big list...its too little to even worry about it.", "I`d love to but I think the trek from London would be a bit too much", "Tomorrow is house shopping...", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "I`m gonna cryyy!!! My car looked so good clean and its **** raining!?! I always do this...wash it right before it rains", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "seen that! hopefully ebay replacement will work for you! but take it to bits anyway! lol", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "wishing i could go out of town this weekend", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "I knew there was a reason I hated cars! 1. Too slow! 2. Too big! 3. I get car sick! 4. Motorbikes are much much much more fun!!", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "& I got too much work to do", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then", "- I will see if there`s a used organ shop there & let you know. But why not just sign up to ejamming.com and rock out!", "the sing store won`t work.", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "wants Friday to come quick! I want my beauty sleep and shopping...", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG", "LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "p.s. There is such thing as having too much sushi! Bleeeeah!", "Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.", "im still waitin for my girl to come home...i wanna go shopping", "Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....", "So that is different than normal how?", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "if there is a tesco nearby, then go there", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "have a safe ride up the coast. Don`t be going 90 even though you can. when its windy just smile cuz u know u have it better.", "Watching one of my fav movies Sparkle + go get food later!", "Sugar Free Should Have Gone Through In stead On 2 Grand They Were So Good and 2 Grand Is A Bit Too Cheesy", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "Hey! It`s so funny - I stopped to get a coffee on the way in and spilt half of it in the car!", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "Shopping, grandparents, dinner with the bf woop", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "Going to Al Ain. Need to check out one store. Hope i find things that I`m looking for.", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "needs somewhere to go...its still lush out + i want to be back out in it", "Would love it but have plans", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "I can`t buy, only rent!", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "i couldn`t eat all my nuggets finish them for me.", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!" ]