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[ "Decided not to go...I want to see my sweetie But I can`t.", " meh, i feel fine now, it was crazy 10 minute sickness session, but now i`m hungry again", " You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???", "My knee **** hurts man Haylee doesn`t even care, GET ME MORE MILKSHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE IT!", " Oh noooo that sucks Did you reschedule for another show?", "Gatorade first thing in the morning = yumyum feeling shattered but must arise and revise for IT tomorrow.", "and its over now watch on now? hmmm", "So Tired. It`s not right to have to get up so early", "and this stupid wireless wont work downstairs", "this laptop is going to die, its not working!", "Crazy debt issue. Maybe I had messed up when closing my old account? Not really sure but looks like I may have to cover it - aaargh...", "Zach G. gets an extensive profile in this weekend`s NY Times Magazine. The chances of us falling in love are getting fewer and fewer.", " salt and vinegar, cheese and onion make your breathe smell lol ****", " not all of them You`ll be missing mine and everybody else`s on the east coast!!!!!", "Omg my head still hurts, i need to get my comics today so i got to hurry lol", " iya, nyokap gue pernah berkata demikian :-| and it`s so hard to share what we have" ]
[ "not for too long I hope x", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "I got to feel the belly, but not the baby.", "he`s on zul`jin (i think that`s how you spell it) so i doubt they`ll ever meet", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Gorgeous weather, but no bike", "Going home.. no meeting today", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "just say no reeesee cup", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "I haven`t started packing", "hasn`t shipped yet I won`t get over there until at least 7. I`ll call you.", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.", "'My problem isn`t that I miss you... `cause I don`t'", "i have tried the Teriyaki - no cookie tho! we got (non winning) Pop-tarts with it. All was great!", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "that sucks. But woot for Misha.", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "Good thing is: They have a computer. Bad thing is: It blocks ALL VIDJAGAME SITES! Yes, even VGTribune.com is blocked!", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "I wasn`t near him.", "no #thedailyshow this week", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "well nothing. I can give you a pen.", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "puppy I wanted was adopted yesterday I guess my dogs don`t get a little brother anytime soon. but at least he isn`t in a shelter now", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?", "don`t see the link on my web interface", "Thanks! Actually, when I first got my twitter, my pictures wouldn`t upload either. But they upload, it just takes a", "not worth it! I love the free version for the iPhone though!", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "What up? Why no tweets. Are you also filming in a place w/ no signal? .Hmmm.", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "boooo!!! I bet it was a nice wallet too", "oh nos, what happened", "A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac", "Or a Mexican wrestler. They year capes too. You probably haven`t the build for it though.", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "Just got off phone with Black Swamp Bird Observatory - No reports of Connecticut Warbler from Metzger or Magee today...", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "Can`t you guys do something on CO-OP about Grim Fandango? Don`t you wanna see it on XBLA/PSN? Call Tony Plana! Call Tim!!", "hey Nat, just wondering, why are your videos never available on the iPhone?", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "Never touched a drop, me!", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "just that you`re not here...", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "aww sorry boo. I haven`t bought a printer in 4 years; my canon i900d is still making amazing prints. Have zero fisheye exp.", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "Looks like they dialed it in a LOT...payed attention to all the small but important details in gameplay...still no blood tho", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "_ai_08 Yeah hopefully but if not then maybe i can save up and get it for christmas .. we will find out", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "we dont have the points yet, was talkedabout it though - first ticket I get in my whole driving career up to date, not bad", "hah i`ma knock on wood but my PC has never crashed yet..nor my laptop but then i`m careful with stuff so maybe that`s y", "oh ok i always wondered how that worked. i only have the top of my ear done. i dont think i could get anything else pierced", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "Dimples was in the preview... are they not on today? It hasn`t aired here yet... via http://twib.es/CPF", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "May the fourth be with you. Oh come on, no one had actually spelled it out yet", "Whew! Moving commercial-sized freezer and cooler a lot more work than I expected. Missing the HTC roundtable", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "Can`t Play Solitaire For **** lol More Updates Soon (Y)", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "I`m still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it`s not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca.", "like the name what kind did you get?", "just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind", "not if i`m not on the list" ]
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aww I miss driving down elmwood
[ "Not looking forward to next wednesday at all", " what interview! leave me alone", " clearly need to crack the whip some more", "So disapointed,good Evans, they sound really bad, so out of tune #britainsgottalent", "i pulled a muscle in my neck this morning just feels like its getting more sore", " What software do you use to design sites? I`m a CS student and currently I hard code everything. It`s not the fastest way...", "My tongue still hurts. I need to sleep!!!", " **** i got a **** of hw to do 2nite", "mcfonalds roulette i i lose. they forgot mygrilled snack wrap", "jessie has gone away 4 the weekend!! I miss her already", "watching The Biggest Loser on Hallmark. Never fails to make me cry nyeh.", " because your mean to me and it makes me sad!", "just got back from..ahem, meal#4...was boring but had to eat nonetheless", "According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty.", "Borrowing my Mom`s Lenovo laptop The trackpad and the battery life suck balls for quarters. Seriously missing my MacBook Pro", "5500 words and counting. My hands hurt" ]
[ "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away", "Driving to work running late like always..... No time for starbucks", "Gorgeous day! Worked the Master Gardener plant sale, trimmed smoke bushes, and now to do some writing.", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "_connors 1999 called, they want their saying back. Live in the NOW #pens haha", "#FollowFriday In honor of my web buddies who moved.", "Just saw Star Trek with the boo.. Now off to bed! Never again will I go to a Vallejo theater. hAppy mOthErs dAy to all!! I love my mommy", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "_benson Loved it! You continue to delight us Amber. Great job on the backing and the video by . Kudos.", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "Heading home from Sacramento. Will continue writing the WIndows Server 2008 R2 Unleashed book over the weekend. Sigh #windows", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "Just got Skyfire (http://get.skyfire.com/). Firts impressions, it looks good but it`s a little too memory hungry for my ageing HTC TyTN", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "leave for calcutta-delhi-lucknow tomorrow...10 days of absence!!!", "Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "i wish i could sat but thats a super busy day sunday perhaps? playing football in dolores park too, youre welcome to come hang!", "Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)", "Family...friend... It`s good for the industry i plan on going into...Far FAR away from Ohio I hate it here.", "Had fried oreos downtown vegas, went to the park with her cousins. BEST DAY EVERRRR. Happy mommy`s day!", "The creeping charlie is what happens when I neglect the yard for the whole spring! Thanks- & would LOVE to see yr dogs!", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "been working all day, finally relaxing!! i miss you", "After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly", "Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309", "warmed up nicely outside. sucks being stuck inside coding", "Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me", "Knock You Down is playing now...again!!! Cna my day get any better?? I love it!! How r u? Missed u", "These girls make me giggle twinz twinz! Godda hit up the bbq in a few", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "Up was sooo gooooood. Wood ranch bbq time! Dian deng pao.", "I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "stealth shopping - got wife b-day present while at mall together and she didn`t notice - buy, hide it in car, back before she missed me", "Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out", "Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "walking back 2 wk. Its a beautiful day. had 2 njoy it b4 it rains", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.", "seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "Right! Into action! Grab a shower, grab my camera and, I think, a walk in the sunshine along the canal. Later, good tweeple", "New Comment On Jowki: I wish I had the time to blog more often http://cli.gs/ZzRe1P", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "with harry.. baked. love you cassie.. BUT YOU`RE NOT ONLINE!?", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday", "_starr Yep, the Hawkesbury Classic starts at Windsor, home of said DJ", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "Homey missed da bus.", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "ran over a worm skating... poor wormie. but glad to be back.", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "http://twitpic.com/4vvou - Ok...I LOVE IT!! Melika come on do your make-up like this next time we go out", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "wishing i could go out of town this weekend", "What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "just left work. inventory was way easy and I got to put in my highschool musical 3 cd! it was amazing. goodnight goodnight everyone :]", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "_tina @_adriii guys i am literally going to sydney in the june/july hols. can we meet? i wanna try one of those lindt cafes!", "and I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to go to CLUB Hidden House on sat night. hehe.", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****", "Leaving Wildwood tomorrow but Luke says we will be back soon!", "Ahhh! OK, remember the film now. Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks", "Yes you are, thanks Haha you do? Field of flowers don`t exist in Singapore, well not ones that you can frolick in:S", "And I still recall how helpful you were way back when as I struggled on an AR contest question...", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "LOVES that lubbock is wet..its about time..no more strip runs", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "is so excited for this summer... Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton, Eagles of Death Metal, and ahhh the Dead Weather", "Well, yeah. But my mom doesn`t wanna drive all the way to Sac if we were that far away.", "Missed Justin on SNL! AGHHH! Just when I started to love him again, yes it`s one of those weeks.", "hmmm dollhouse sounds pretty good, http://bit.ly/z3aZv i think ima download it and try watching it", "that David -- nice to know he feels so comfortable 'twitting' or 'tweeting' us. I have a feeling he misses home.", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK" ]
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I`m 25 in december that`s not good at all next big birthday is 30 after 21 it flys by for sure
[ "Ah, the bank holiday shift at work. What fun", "had my first day at work and im not excited about the lay out of the place and where everything is.. o well its a job", "gonna get off to try and catch some Z`s, no more high school after tomorrow! which really sucks i wish i didn.. http://tinyurl.com/lk9ag8", "Did not win Kelly Clarkson Tickets. Sorry Cecilia. Really wish I could give that to you! You so much deserve it.", "aw now where`s that little asian girl who runs round pooping her pants in public? i miss laughing at her.", "Greg Pritchard should have got threw to the final of britains got talent", "I`m not a fan of all day trainings I Novi. I`m one sleepy girl.", "Being slammed with spam followers today. Is it just me? Or is that all I can attract. Get a life people.", "_Cullen oh really!!! i`ve already put all the pics up!! sorry!! http://twitpic.com/61oj0", " because your mean to me and it makes me sad!", "Really missing hockey already. Off for a night in Dtn Naperville. Can`t wait for the day off tomorrow, I have to work Sunday.", "oh and #antiboyle didn`t work out either never too much of a bad thing eh uk eh", "Someone stole my new laptop at the airport. haven`t even used it. Guess the US economy is breeding a new set of 'opportinists'", "missing lol. plaid bud. haha. **** i can`t do the BG right.", "Upsidedown tomato plants died!", "_xD What I TRIED to say was `it seems like the people of Facebook don`t agree`... I guess I fail -cries-" ]
[ "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "what do i have? lots of stuff.", "Off. Have a good star wars day, fonz day, dancing taco day, whatever you celebrate, it`s all good!", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "that`s why you are visiting alllllll the time next year.. It will never be the same though", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "My near daily exercise is starting to show results.", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", ", ahhhhhhh so excited for july 21 (: ecxept stupid australia won`t get it til like decembbberrrrrrrr but stilll ahhh! congratss.", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "It was my baby bros last time singing in front of his school im so so proud of him !!! but when did i get old im only 22!", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "at Happy mother`s dayyy Deniseee <3", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "7pm? So early. Dat`s 4pm my time.", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "is getting ready to start the work week...work 2 off 3 then work 3 more. It`s not bad Have a great one everybody!!", "good topics. and ciggarettes.", "No more high school...", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "it`s very pleasant. i sooo rarely just have time to kill...", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "Going to bed, night all", "I have to pee.", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review", "i have much to learn", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "My picture won`t update.", "going to bed. goodnight", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "1 month 3 wks till the big day! ~CSH", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "Last day of college today!", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :]", "well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "happy 1 year! <3", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "i can`t believe it...", "Now I`m off to bed - HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY ALL - HAVE A GREAT ONE", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "story of my life", "don`t worry just sleep.", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "http://twitpic.com/4w22u - Its so pretty! The girls must love you a whole lot Happy bday again!", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "_ I got 71! That`s more than I`m following... I feel special now", "Happy Birthday! I hope you are doing well and had a great Birthday day", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "I`ve always been a ppl person just hid behind bad self confidence for 2 long u can do anything!", "So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area", "Did I miss the fun?", "I skip school way too often I`m rather proud actually.", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Craziier are off of msn!", "I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "Going to have dinner. bbs", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "its too early to be up", "thnx 4 the follow", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "were gonna go crazy before you leave", "Going to bed. Goodnight! x", "i didnt get paid this week roll on tuesday", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "Wah, my fav whattaburger location is closing on the 31st. ****. Good thing I`m moving. **** Mon/fri won`t be the same", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "I am with you. -#FollowFriday is easy enough for those who are annoyed by it. I recommend relatively few people anyway.", "That`s the song I mean", "Do you not like turtles?", "sounds like you`re having a great time", "?Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? And many more!", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "lol how I met your mother", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2" ]
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sorry friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.
[ " p.s. sorry about ur uncle", "Bleargh. I can never clean as much of my house as I want to before work, no matter how early I wake up. Today: sink, laundry.", " Have you managed to breathe since getting the news?", "On my way to nottingham..I so don`t want to be going", "Have $#@&!!! Malware on my work PC! I miss having an IT dept", "I want it to be Wednesday already so I can hurry up and go to New Zealand so I`m busy and not sitting here bored and stressing", "Gotta work. Lonely weekend ahead.", " sorry I missed you . Saw you across the way, I was busy taking pix-abt 4:15 came to meet U-but U were gone", " Floor mopping sounds unappealing", " Yeah the spammers are discriminating: none of the females are part of the target group apparently", " THAT`S A SHAME REALLY", " you are a slow answerer!", "Awake at 4am.. can`t sleep", " dude you didn`t even say bye", " I had a double cheeseburger and fries from The Golden Arches....I will be sicker than a dog tomorrow.", "I`m very upset right now, like I can`t even formulate a complete thought...." ]
[ "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)", "cba with exams! 17 left!", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "So confused about what to do?", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "It is a recession", "Ugh id better get up for work", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Last time in the drama room", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "It`s almost past 3. Time to go to bed", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "it would be so fun. too much to do. not enough time or money.", "yeah, guess we gotta wait til sometime in June", "hey I didn`t get the email yet", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Why is no one online?", "I know But maybe by then you will have forgotten about it, and it will be like Christmas in July!!", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "I have nothing witty to say", "working today. Can`t find my key so I had to borrow Miranda`s.", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "watching The Uninvited in my room. Can`t wait to go home. But I have to go to the Deid first.", "Work day 7 of 7,", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "I`m a senior. I should of been already.", "ugh i wish this school year would go faster so i can move on in life", "I`ll be back home on Monday.", "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "cause theres no party", "Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "I`m trying to figure out how on earth I am supposed to be able to update my statuses via my phone. Someone help meeee!", "I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.", "Kicking Back In The Holidays No More School for a whiles", "I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "It`s Friday!!!!....and the sun is out....but I`m working inside.", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "... you mean the fam , minus ahugs", "Almost 2 more hours then i`m out of work. Time couldn`t go by any slower.", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "You don`t get them anymore?", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "I didn`t bring my pokemon with me I forgot them at home", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "2 more days till half term is over", "Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "I don`t ship out until October", "I`m out of town next week We`ll have to party when I get back. Happy early Birthday!", "No tourney `til next weekend = http://bit.ly/2xDPf", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "i havent seen you all week", "yay! we will have to get together soon and do something", "TV time see yall later! xoxo", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "My twitterberry wont work on my friends and me", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "Hubby needs a vacation Thank God we`re leaving for Myrtle Beach in a week!", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "Calling all mothers, calling all mothers...get your butts to bed - the kids`ll be here tomorrow", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "kayla & I went to go visit you but they wouldn`t let us in school!", "Nothing definite yet..and the show is in a week I may just be resorted to giving them away", "such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "lol, I haven`t made anything yet, I`ve just spread all my supplies out over the dining room table", "Hope you get to spend the weekend at home.", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "meditating on my plans for the weekend...gotta work saturday...", "At work...Thinking about things when I should be working" ]
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My sunburn is peeling,
[ " you seem desperate,that says probly enough", " majorspoilers.com has problems - cannot get the site working", " It`s gonna be hot here today too. today is Ryan`s last day of pre-k. I can`t believe it! I`ve been a SAHM since I had him!", " no, but I will. It just seems such a cruel condition", " my mom wants to lay. We`ll be there later. Probably a little after 10. And I`m sorry you`re sick", " Listened to it again coz you reminded me. This is so depressing. ? http://blip.fm/~5joo9", "Layin n bed with a headache ughhhh...waitin on your call...", " another david hughes on your list? I`m hurt ftw!", " http://twitpic.com/4jber - aww .... then we wonder why they hate us later..... lol!!", " no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input.", "Off to bed!! Still exhausted from Vegas", "My last day with my favorite teacher.....im quite sad", "when da heck will the garage man get here I ask you.. WHEN..", " yummmm make sure u leave some 4 me im home cleaning up working mad hard", "is missing her best friend commme back kayla, going out in a little while", "Has that feeling like when you want to cry but you dont so you get that empty feeling in your stomach and your throat starts to hurt." ]
[ "word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol", ". Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "Did you know if you want to stay cool all day use a shower gel or bath wash with peppermint in it", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean", "My puppy Gizmo h8s me.. haha. He still growls @ me. I always look back @ my long pruple scar on my fingie", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "Am trying to get through the pilot of the first season of friday night lights. Oh gosh Pass the tissue...", "_AM Well what can I say - you do look Hot in your pic... That`s gotta work for most of us...", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "'The truth is hiding in your eyes' Paramore � Decode ? http://blip.fm/~5ytke", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol", "Hi, California is cool! Here in Budapest/Hungary it`s too cold and cloudy today but usually it`s hot in the summer)", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "alright, so day was going well, but got home, and all my potato salad was gone", "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!", "i have the biggest headache right now, i washed my hair wif mum`s shampoo and now it`s gross i like my shampoo way better", "On my deck... Perfect weather today! Not feeling good tho...", "oh hell yeah lol. im a vegetarian tho but i still cooks the mean =X im a traitor", "@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.", "Right. But I�m a stickler for correct DPI export and color value I�m going to dig in and find out if this is possible", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "Need to dye my hair, can see a slight hint of ginger", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "It`s 6 am, I haven`t been to bed yet, and I just got my second wind. Guess I should edit or read or something until I feel tired huh?", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "yes ma`am u do have a pretty smile. but you also won`t eat chipotle with me.", "WELL i do not think i am getting a call anytime soon. PAINTING MY NAILS!", "You know you`re up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "'The weather outside is weather' hahah made me feel better", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "just made it home, time for a shower and some breakie, off out to Blackpool later for some lunch", "heyy have you deleted your myspace account cause the link in the side bar wont work it says its been deleted wb ily ****", "ahahaha okay deal now i only have to snuff hermione out", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "hav a pork scratching", "went swimming with the fam for over 2 hours! we`re a little toasty", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "Gone have my ears on it when I am at home ..plenty of painting for you as well", "I don`t know what my Mom gave me to clean my Macbook with but it is SO white now. It was tinted grayish blue from my black desk.", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.", "Hey welcome to VA, LOL. It`s muggy up here by DC too. Worst part of summer I`d say", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "Glad to hear the weather`s nice. It`s rained just about every day for the last five days. Not fun for exploring", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "Finally got to wash my hair! I feel much better now, but I gotta dry it ... Effffffort.", "at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "just realized i gained 40 pounds in the last year http://bit.ly/wCr3a", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", ": and this year I have summer school.", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "_ Sounds like you got a fan in Danstorce.", "http://twitpic.com/4jccd - and also these hi top Reeboks. cause i can", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "me too Thats why im driving down to Cali in July for HIN Pleasanton.", "Photo: Got my prints a few days ago, ready for the NorskArt exhibition http://tumblr.com/xht1phgl3", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "Off to see the Doc in a bit to get the knee checked out", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Good! luck you! I want new shoes Ly x", "I also have a certain CD from camp that a certain somebody gave me... Yeah, there`s this guy in the video that`s really frickin hot!", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "Hey, im chillin right now, gettin ready for school Mohawk Kidd", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "ROFLMAO! I feel inspired to go start a huge bonfire now", "fine, ill get myself some miso soup down the street", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r" ]
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Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...
[ "sitting at home being bored.......", "At work... What a miserable day", "Friday tubes at work are slow..", " we always miss each other, don`t we?", "Suddenly I remember all the memories with him ohhh please", "Damnit. I have run out of candy coated books.", "My dad is trying to force me to learn to drive. I don`t like doing things I`m not good at in public", "Not feeling too good at ALL, about to head to work from 12-5. Not a bad shift, just not fun when you don`t feel well! Hope it goes FAST", "_18 i emailed you the link, pretty sad uh? RIP Jessie Kitty", "Far too sick to sing. I`ve got a post nasal drip and a sore throat, just sent my sorry I won`t be there email", " Morrissey cancelled on me", "I think I messed up my back, its been like this all day", " lol - that`s what hubby`s are there for, to think their wives are nuts.", "Thinks twitter doesn`t like me", " no I was too slow I hate getting the trailhead then not getting in.", "Pshh i dont have it" ]
[ "why does it randomly hangup on me?", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "i wish i was still in my jams", "why are you sad?!", "nothing much on tv, seen most of the good stuff...think i`ll go to bed soon, but it`s too hot to sleep", "I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen", "Go the bubble bath!!! Always relaxing.......", "My throat is on fire", "My birthday is now over.", "eating nothing, drinking water, about to watch a movie, join me?", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "I got a Coach purse", "No one to rub it in", "i am the only arabic girl who`s online every one is a sleep ..", "thanks you`ve been quiet lately!", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "as long as you have someone to make out with lol", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "oo never played it thats so good that u like 2 play games most females dont like too", "Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.", "chris came over for exactly one hour i moped around after he left and ended up falling asleep.", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "Hes just not that into you", "You`re the only person to have joined in #penilewords", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "hahaha omg i only got 3 hrs of sleep", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "Sleeeep. Good day, nice night, comfy bed.", "No plans tonight? .............", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven`t in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed", "_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", "i only hav 8 followers !", "I don`t have a VCR...", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "Can`t wait 4 a real bed! haha", "now i`m in hmv", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "short work week for me", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "i skyped u las nite", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "The rain outside motivates me to sleep.", "at work and tired just want to go to bed", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "is maxin and relaxin... ahhh", "yep but I`m going better now", "LOL. About to leave.", "I wish I could sleep forever", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "hahaha I didn`t even notice the name - LICE", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "I just wanted dippin dots", "I was in there earlier I`m not at home I`m ok my iPod!", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "I think i should go to sleep considering i hav to b up on 3hrs....", "has just got out the shower", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "o ok..im jealous..i wish I was in bed", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "In bed with 2 girls", "haha I just playing", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "You`re phone is off", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "insomniaa. been trying to sleep for 2 hours . :|", "im at scotts being a fatty", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "I`m with ya.... doesn`t follow me either", "Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....", "did not sleep a wink last night X", "just got home from a nice party, just not tired yet", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "i havent got a call", "cause theres no party", "one of them is", "Heading to bed. I think I`ll read for a bit, propped up on fluffy pillows.", "has a face mask on. hehe", "i fell asleep on the beach and didn`t put on enough sunscreen lol", "yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me", "im only on 1800 lol", "there`s just no air", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "Why is no one online?", "follow her shes lonelyyyy", "i cant do anything", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "I never thought falling in love can cause so much pain... good thing that I`m so over that phase!", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "its just one of those days....", "what am I going to do without my ?! SKYPE! haha", "Do you not like turtles?", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "I assume nobody uses PortableApps anymore except for myself. In that case, forget what I said earlier", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "I`d rather sit on a bench with a friendly psychiatric patient than go a party with some 'cool' person", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "I feel sorry for my bestie good luck ali!", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "resorted to eating Mickey Ds ALONE.", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "I hope you have a nice sleep", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol" ]
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nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry
[ " What would you know about packing? You`re making poor Lauren do it all.", " harrump gagging for beer, noone wants to play", "Graduating from high school tonight im kind of sad..", " It was truly awful", "Rachel and chelsey left me and jenny stole my bike. that makes me muy triste!", "In bed after a good last saturday in ec. I`m gonna miss this place but can`t wait til summer", " Sorry to hear ur flight got cancelled that blows!!!", "We`re going to panahra for dinner. miss you guys.", " that really sucks - I think I might cry if I skipped over anything important I don`t have. Comps are getting to be disposable", "I really miss my phone i cant wait till my new one comes", "iamkiara__ im so sick I fell over last night outside coz I was putting something in the bin", " my interview if picked is NY too. But you probably forgot about me after blogtalk radio.", "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them", "Just had an iced coffee. Christ that tasted nasty", " well what about tomorrow? I miss you", "jerk josh! didn`t even come meet me - im thinking of a number guess ?" ]
[ "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "- all is fine thanks! you guys dont have any quakes there?", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Then you might enjoy this one too http://tinyurl.com/ygcp3f", "ooooh it`s you lol I didn`t know!! Have fun with your princess", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "ay buti pa kayo!!!! uy thank you!!", "Is feelin right rite now", "aw. that sounds amazing But I think I have work. Thank you for inviting me though", "& more #<3criminy cuteness! http://tinyurl.com/cd8yab #sinfest", "Thanks! We`re still all passing around germs here but we`re surviving. Have I missed anything?", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "chillin an havin a drink", "do you have another account here??", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "and thanks hoping its just allergies and not a nasty flu!", "in 7-11 w/o you", "does that mean your going to block me?", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "including myself... guess umma be partying alone yet again...lol..", "Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.", "@ gadgetopia need to DM you but you`re not following me. Will send email.", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "thanks! I will try #boarding out", "yesterday was fun.. 1st concert of the year [i know, i`m late xD].. buena vista social club live FOR FREE..", "a band from Hawaii with a Sublime sound, so all you sublime haters can just move along ? http://blip.fm/~5yy4n", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "Yes. Nag twitter. HAHA Thanks. LM.", "Ooh, there you are, haha. Thanks, posted it!", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "Follow Friday rickbaker24 i only have 6 friends", "I am doing the same I want to travel a little!", "Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "Playing hooky from work again so we can go see UP. I hope we get along.", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", ": haha i know it was super easy too. i sat at the toy counter and gave kids what little toy they wanted with they`re tickets.", "Going to bed after a great night with a friend glad to know she has the same feelings about classes as someone else", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "Yes! Join us! All we require is a cupcake donation...", "aaaw... that`s very sweet of him. my girl friends gots to drag them hubbies just so we can 'nite-out'. unless my beer. LoL", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "Football session after this.fun", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "No 10th 2 months=]", "oks yes infact we had chatted earlier on n00b.in as well", "hahaha maybe it was certain groups of juniors. hello, and what are you doing in Korea? We`re all over the world!", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE", "LOL. About to leave.", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo", "wow that was easy! Thank you", "i noticed that you were on the same hallway....**** No worries about the BBQ....I`m hoping there will be more to come!!!", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "me toooooo! Thank u", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "hey there. How are you. Pleasant surprise", "via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4", "LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo", "can you stop working so i can have someone to play with !", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "hey thanks mate your cool coz you watched it...", "I am with you. -#FollowFriday is easy enough for those who are annoyed by it. I recommend relatively few people anyway.", "re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "thank you for the link! it explains a lot! and I`m glad you`re feeling good! I`ve a friend coming tomorrow. will be fun!", "winding down, love having a low key day.", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "if you could get down to easton, you could join us!", "Aw you are and you`re welcome", "awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.", "i was invited to one on the beach but it was too short notice i mean why the hell tell you 2hrs before?? really?", "White House joins social networking sites > http://bit.ly/15Fo4X - better late than never", "thank for Thinking of us and caring", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "nice have fun....Although you cant not have fun lol", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****", "muhaha martha <33 have fun see uu next mnth", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "Ooh really?!! Well you know you`re always welcome!!", "ive spent a lazy day today finding some interesting people to follow its reinforced the saying... it takes all sorts of people ...", "yeah I`m fine not to raid most things. Excepting liquor and cheese & bacon balls", "awlll mann we should meet up this summa or something!", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "Saw the blink show from the tmobile party. I`m speachless", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.", "coool thanks a lot ****", "That`s the song I mean" ]
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I`m taking a twitter break. Cell is dying
[ "_aka_Rowan he could be talking to me (he`s probably not though ;) )", " they r the most random things that my mind can churn..as the Chennai heat gets to me I can assure u these will b more often.", "trying to learn for my oral exam, but I`m too distracted", " lol `if u knew better, u`d do better, wouldnt wear Uggs in shoe weather...` awww RIP Stack B", "Ugh. My feet feel like they`re going to fall off.", "I`m gonna cry I went bad at my History test ! I really hate History !", "Done with geology!! But I`m really missing my favorite sisters! Especially because they can`t go to banquet tonight", "No gas PLUS no money = Desperation!!! and that`s the word of the day! http://twitpic.com/66zls", "not so good mood..", " Hey twit! Just watched poor Holly on Britains Got Talent poor thing!! People are so mean - she only a 10 year old little girl!", " (duh typo error) part 2: social networking??.. there isn`t even room for people", "What`s worse than a fever and sore throat? Cancelling a trip to see your little bro because of a fever and sore throat.", "ouuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhh, still hurting from the Barca spanking", "home, don`t feel like going to work tomorrow", "Super bummed the Whitecaps game plans with friends fell through...I now need to be home by 7 to let the sitter go", "hmz... second most popular page on this governmental site is the 404 page... fail" ]
[ "me too! i wish it would just say who has unfollowed", "wow! ever notice that some twitters have thousands of followers, yet they only follow a handful (actually, less than two hands) of peeps.", "Welcome to Twitter I hoped it wouldn`t be long before you saw the light and joined us!", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "Well it`s nice to `see` you. Have a great day and tweet again soon", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "heyyy where`d my tweet go? *shouts to bc her lists are always amazing!", "Welcome to Twitter... It`s about time!", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Gain an instant follower, just use the #**** tag in a tweet. WTF? Lesson learned, Summer of Todd to get a new *official* tag.", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "A little twitter mention on SNL", "Wah, my fav whattaburger location is closing on the 31st. ****. Good thing I`m moving. **** Mon/fri won`t be the same", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "It`s Midnight - I`m outta here. HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY FELLOW MOMMIES!!! (And to non-Mommies too). May EVERYONE have a special day!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "today has been the longest day EVER! going to sleep.. beach bound tomorrow good night twitter", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "_ having a very lazy day, playing xbox and drinking tea", "http://bit.ly/qiPUU Jon 4 Lakers Video Blackberry", "The little wormy from labyrinth sadly passed away today but its ok as hes still around in a happy ghost form aww http://twitpic.com/67aim", "_aston Welcome to Twitter! Let me know if you have any questions, would love to help.", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "just sending a twitter from the club! i twittered u", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "_a_michael Hey! thanks for another great day! I`m going to sleep now! I`ll chat with you tomorrow! Sweet dreams!", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "I really hope you see my tweets. Sent you so much, I swear. Do a tour in the Philippines, please? *prays*", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "thanks for following me but who are you? hmmmm... twitter back !! ox", "I`m gonna havta temp stop fllwing u while ur talkin abt kobe bc I loveeeeeeee him & I`m taking it personal and I like lebron 2.", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "_sydney is he on twitter? I know he is into photography. Runs also popular photography blog too.", "Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore", "Off to bed after hours on the phone gossiping with Bia, lol. Nite nite, sleep tight!", "graphic design..should be making a business card..but im on TWITTER!", "I want to change my twitter name but I can`t think of anything", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Oh no! A lot of people are starting to tweet again! Hope you could still read our multiple tweets Philippines tour, please?", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "haha better drunken tweeting you mean?", "oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "Broke my carafe went to Starbucks for my caffiene fix and the lights go out...just for a sec but are you kidding me..got to laugh. Ha!", "Good morning Tweepsland! Makin` it a great Monday! Huge shout out to all my followers .. muah, muah! I appreciate you all", "well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "Downloading TF2, a mere 6.3G ... 3% nearly instantly now down to about 500KB", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "Aw, thanks. Slowly getting over it. Yep, he tweaked his knee late in the third. Basically stood still for the last 2 games.", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Lol Your tweets are so funny! I met you in Calgary! You`re awesome Can`t wait for the next HP movie!", "U SO funny but u right! I like BSB but Im not as fan than U I love much better Tupac & TLC..2 bad they`re not singing anymore", "hope the presentation went well today?! tweet me if yr on campus tomorrow - I`ll be around from lunch time onwards", "Hey Mary! This Is My Twitter (Karishmaa1) Luvv Youu ?", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", ": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "fun fun night miss you. night tweets", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.", "is in class, trying to listen but I really like twitter, facebook, .& myspace oh yeaaah .& I`m hungry!", "Im eating a salad and rember to comment my new myspace pictures plz?", "watching snl with my ucsd girls and laughing about twitter/blackberry jokes thought i`d tweet that.", "Goodmorning twitter, oh my gosh, i woke up soooo nice, lol ... oh hai thar twitterverse. Happy #mothersday everybody (especially mine)", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "Been sitting in garden with my mummy and also got a text from the boy who i thought had GOT THE HINT obviously not.", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "Hey boys, do you wanna see my teeth? (**** it, twitter don�t wanna change my picture)", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "I really ought to pay more attention to my phone tweets... Sure! The more moives the better.", "missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too", "Brothers Bloom won`t be opening this weekend in El Paso. I`ll just buy Brick and enjoy that until I can watch Brothers Bloom.", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "just giving shouts to all my peoples in Twitterville", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream" ]
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I wish I could get my nails done stupid job
[ "becoz of leg sprain nta ble to do proper wrkouts. Worried shud dis hapen wen i satrted dieting...", " - Sorry only just seen this - how strange it seems only to happen from my iPhone - perhaps it is a problem with Twitterific", " waaaaayyyyy too hot for that", "Hates being sat around alone on a Friday night. big sad old loser", "Aright Twitter Fam... guess ima be outties.. gonna try n sleep off some of this horrible pain", " this traffic is ridiculous im may not make it", "Sometimes it hurts that pets cant talk back to us. What if they are in pain. How would they tell us.", "Nooo...i forgot my calculator for physics oh well class is allmost over :3", " hey! thanks for following how is it going?", "Sad because i cant go over my friends house", "tired and all i want to do is play random songs on my gitwar but i have to do my drama essay.", "christian lacroix, and one of our on-off clients, gone bust. http://tinyurl.com/kv653j", "_zorz_peep count yourself lucky i was gonna say the OTHER word instead...and rsvp...sorry i cant come to ur birthday...day?", "Phew long day and i havent gotten to work yet", "It just had to rain on me almost a perfect day now my clothes are wet", " Whats up today..? missed the #coffeeclub that day" ]
[ "i wanna move to england! 'ello, i must go to the loo. i will head to my caddy,yes.' gahaha and the awesome accent.", "aaawww no worries fresh start to work on growing it out again", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "finish some sketches und then go out an skate! Yeeeehaaa! got a new deck", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "after a great day at work with the kids, disappointment with my roof decal", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...", "i wish i could call you but it will cost a lot my parents wont let me", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "'your true theatre calling? - musical theatre actor' i wish :`( ****", "Sometimes I wish I had my own Prototype mentor.", "Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "thats what doting husbands are for LOL!! I hope that once my braces go on, I can eat normally again", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "I should be DJing my prom! I`d do it for free...there prob gonna have a dj who`s stuck in the 80`s boooooo", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.", "Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer", "oh i wish my dear Michael, i wish", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "Need to dye my hair, can see a slight hint of ginger", "Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x", "I would have to agree on the Bacon Cupcake... Would rather drive 2 the shop instead of 2 the office", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "I need some DRANK & 'GRAPE KONTAKT' from my girlies lol SOOOO SERIOUS!", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "thats my moan for the day", "Gone up to 8mm on my plug. Help, this is where I said I`d go maximum and I still want to stretch it more...", "Hey, I made us a house on the Sims! Oh and you have like a perfect balance and i`m always lacking stuff like fun etc!", "Can you dig it, sucka? Booker T. Former WWE Wrestler", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now. THX", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "Achieving a new appreciation on how a xml build script can really be painful and cumbersome", "Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do", "I crochet Laura. Simple stitches...I can make a mean afgan!", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "like almost above my sholders", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "i could have got you some from work and not paid more than R20 per 2l", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "OR, just make someone walk on ur back?? I`m a professional back walker-on`er I could use that too, on the lower regions!", "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "has work to go to.", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "I think me gettin a physical change", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "I didn`t get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "Watering the plants at home. Drinking a delicious smoothie from morgans because my jamba exploded.", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "guess I have to get dressed and be pretty then", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work" ]
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Dosen`t Want To Go To Work Tomorrow
[ "is not feelin well... i feel sooooo weak....i hate bein sick in the summer", "Just figured out why only strong guys are supposed to put heavy things on top shelves, ouch!", "Pug just woke me from an incredible sleep!", " I forgot that was tonight! Was planning on heading down to the Cask, that might not be such a good idea", "i miss the jokes and making fun of ppl and throwing ideas for songs, movies, and shows at eachother the most. that`ll never go away...", "Also I popped the phone open and got all that goddamn dust out, but I wore out a clip on the camera panel so I had to glue it shut", "_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!", "Just took $10 off a guy who thinks he can bluff three times in a row and get away with it. Now back to showing how **** my work is", " hot weather for the lose. And I have to clean too! Cleaning in the heat sucks balls.", "Shower. Then back to bed. So sick still.", " ahhh.. what about the others? like #hoppusday and etc? I`m such a spazz", " you could say that. I left it in VT and have been Blackberryless since Tuesday Night. I`m lost", "Ugh feeling sick to my stomach and I have five more hours of work to go", "reaons not worth it; drunk for no reason, depressed about revision, nothing happened. Reason`s worth it:Matt, ...after that? i dunno", "ERRG I cant believe that i am not working at all next week i think its time to move on from Chick fil A", "Willie is pouting because Grandma didn`t put any treats on my food http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6877293" ]
[ "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Wah, my fav whattaburger location is closing on the 31st. ****. Good thing I`m moving. **** Mon/fri won`t be the same", "going to sleep? why so early? Good night!", "ummm not with me?", "called about it, no answer shall try again tomorrow", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "lol What are your plans for today (or should I say tomorrow) then ?", "will be following you tomorrow!! sleep well", "Waking up at unGodly hours to go to work is starting to get old. At least the coffee is good", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "you`re not gonna paint me? oh well ;)", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*", "Working god I hate it haha", "I dont think so", "Hey Mia!! Go to bed!! (deangeloredman live > http://ustre.am/2NlC)", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "I`m not gonna be here when the new Transformers comes out.... i`ll be in Colombia", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "NEW YORK DOLLS TOMORROW NIGHT @ THE DEPOT CANCELLED REFUNDS AVAILABLE AT POINT OF PURCHASE.", "Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!", "Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!", "@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed", "a chilled day party tomorrow.", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "Happy Mothersday btw! Look at the bright side, you can chill all day today", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "I can`t get to bed", "Lester? Guessed her? Yester-day? You can think of something. No cop outs now.", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "going away party at ambers road trip tomorrow!", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "Finally gonna try and fall asleep goodnight.. More like morn... I sleeP", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "Last day of college today!", "getting ready for the dayyyyyyyyyyyy. i hope work goes good!", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "Another night of not sleeping", "Got 2 get ready 4 work would rather be fishing!", "have to go now by`all <3 see ya later guys ****", "finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning", "Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!", "At home about to go to sleep! Goodnight twitter world!", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "wants to go home.", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "Work is MAD blocking sites! No fun but they aren`t blocking facebook, twitter & youtube", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "Is going to sleep not peaceful wanted to hear him say Good Night but that didn`t happen Good Night everyone....", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land", "Thanks! I appreciate it I know my unsubscribe list will grow tomorrow LOL", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "Going to bed, in pain fell on my shoulder today. Good night", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "please please please please let my match be cancelled today. PLEASE", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "45Th st pub anyone tonight? Dont want to be a lonely drunk tonight", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "so happy its friday...not so happy about this rain", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.", "Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums", "Haha yes I do it`s hard work, too! I didn`t get home until 3:00 AM, not like I sleep haha.", "im not at litle oven tonight", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "she said no not to nite x", "Woke up and it`s bank holiday monday, so no college. got a text from tom via jason`s mobile earlier today, so i`m hoping they turned up.", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "we`ll see Craig might just hog u guys! haha I work till 10 tonight anyways", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Really tired, and need to be up in the morning... Off to bed. Good Night All!!!", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style! good timezzz.", "is relaxing after working on Mothers Day. Oh well. A good day had. Hope you are all well", "Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "yeah... and neither of them are in huntsville i would so quit both of my jobs here for one job there.", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl" ]
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My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...
[ "bye LA... I already miss you", "would wish the severe migrains would stop!!! doc`s prescriptions arent working", " i know so lame", "i feel like watching a disney movie...too bad we dont have a vcr anymore", "mothers day..didnt do anything exciting...saw a movie", "Waaah, asshat at CVS yesterday shortchanged me I paid 10$ for chips.", " lol i wos gona send mine in bt i was too late ****", " No but this is our poor week", "saw a dead bird on my way to work!what a kind of day to start?! Poor little bird!", "is wondering what actually to do, when I have a week to do **** all bar pack, most peeps r leavin too", "I have cystic lacrimal infectection?? my eye and face are swollen and it hurts!!", "im cold i still cant find my hoodie", " I`m sorry you`re having a bad day I was just looking back through. Do I need to give someone a knuckle sandwich?", "Why don`t you make me feel like you used to", "Power Outage, door to freezer propped open, 3G ice cream make for slippy floor M-er F-er!!", "But then again I think I`m the only who pays attention to this type of thing, bout to hit this bush and pretend its purple....." ]
[ "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "_x butbutbuttt he replied to you loads", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "And here goes my first Twitter from #TwitterBerry Application from my #BlackBerry Bold 9000.. Cheers, long live.. #SMR", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "where were u? (via ) - Meetings...", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "That be it, my Nathan sense was tingling.", "Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "and the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com (missed it) but thanks for tweeting about it", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "I say 'oh man..' jovani asks, 'did you just call me an old man?' haha", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "_McFlyy FINALY MY CHANCE HAS CAME. . TO KILL YOU MWAHAHA! ha. not cool. . ha ****", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "http://twitpic.com/4u5h8 - leon looks supa` fly on that mini couch", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "Gotta get ready to leave....Alec and I are going hunting outside of Volterra. This should be fun. Talk to everyone later.", "I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "so my son is not the only one! that`s really nice to know. he really is good at being three. and dh will be late today", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "_a_michael CUTE thanks for sharing! AND PLEASE Direct Message ME before you go to bed James ;) ;) you know you want to!", "nothing right now to do", "Work is a no go", "aha _marie my brother`s wallpaper on his phone is Dolly The Sheep aha i`m loling.", "http://twitpic.com/2uzx4 - haha, his heads bigger than yours! awwwh, lol", "Someone just sent me a random phone pic of Asian cats (with the paws in the air like in sushi/Chinese restaurants), and I don`t know who", "Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "_Devil1 Big Brother quiz? What?! I`m too busy rocking out on Guitar Hero, I didn`t notice any such thing", "lol good morning! Ran 4 milles & hit the gym? Have a great day!!!", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "LOL! Let`s find something quickly.", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "_: ' Good evening, kind sir *bows*' ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zv", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "has one more paper left", "_04071991 haaa awesome! i remember my brother got given woody, and i got upset cause i got buzz but then i got both of them lmfao", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "_ A blouse! ahahaha I gave her money and she went to get it! Where`s your mom??", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "did I miss something??", "I called but you didnt answer", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "goooooddd morning tweets!! week three OF my workout. did i mention i got my new glasses yesterday?!?", "aww, jon ryan bob and greta in one picture? how adorable and it brightens my morning, ty jon walker", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "i follow him now", "_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back good luck!", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "YAHOO! volleyball, hiking, eating a fish eye, witnessing, sleeping on the beach, jumping rocks, & hanging where Jurassic Park was filmed!", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "I`m doing an experiement", "O`Charleys? Pretty good. Especially when its free. Hot waitress? I think so. Back to work? Unfortunately.", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "went to wingstop without me", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Munch away, my dear Watson, Munch away", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "had a life changing redhead - she got away", "Took the cutest pics of Andy yesterday. But I don`t have them. Used my bro`s fancy DSLR & didn`t have time to upload them. I want my own!", "shall bring his own glass to work from tonight, no more `half half` hor!!", "*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "_mcfly Haha! Yeah, I heard they that Leicester won I was home by my self, with a movie, some candy and a pizza.. ! Amazing evening", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "last I looked. Hi back...", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg", "NO! Keyboard Cat is/has been dead for YEARS! Play yourself off, Keyboard Cat.", "The seat was a nice place to go", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "just got out of prom, it was fun off too after prom text me", "haha! sorry to hear that", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF" ]
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Si, no bueno I guess I just don`t entertain him :/
[ " yeah doesn`t that suck! I am working with a Nano here so i had to take 75% of my music off! so sad", " im so jealous! I want to go to ny", "in my room its too **** warm! windows open but im still cooking !", "Not so good at remembering to do this twitter thing, sorry everybody! I leave for Tibet today...with a head cold", "wanna b marie antoinette, cos she had perfect hairdo, fab clothes, n tons of macarons. Crappy day", "is so gutted she can`t get tickets for pink!", "_crazyangel Gah But Gregg should have got the hot and talented vote, dammit!", "I am so bored. My homework is done for my master`s program and It`s Friday nite wit nutin to do.", "were playing at 7 @ club impact tomorrow! finally got shirts! woopity doo! i want a slurpeeee sooo bad right now", "at home and sick http://yfrog.com/17zw1j", "lappy charger is completely dead... conserving what`s left of the battery until i can afford to buy a new one", "i hate feeling like this about him i need a break away from everyone... as soon as exams are over i`m defo off to portsmouth for a bit", "Every pair of jeans I own nowadays is very tight. I think mah butt gettin big (oh!)", " shoooot me. my aunt will be home soon and im crying my eyes out", "my nail broke I haaaaaaaaate", " sounds like the muffler bearings are going bad" ]
[ "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "tom is not with u! hahahahahahhah he`s with my bff", "imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool", "and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "Umm don`t ya mean ship", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request", "say it isn`t so!", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "I know. There`s no reason for any of that.", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "I read for pure escapism. Don`t make me think, take me away non-fiction tends not to achieve that, for some strange reason", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.", "ahhhh now i have no pic", "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ive barely read any of it", "Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "=O you need to ask him something? Lmao I love him too", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "I will post it later. Its not on my comp", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "Been sitting in garden with my mummy and also got a text from the boy who i thought had GOT THE HINT obviously not.", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "cause theres no party", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "i love him..i hate him..i loved him yesterday...ill hate him tomorrow....**** im confused", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "Did I miss the fun?", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "Just finished watching He`s Just Not That Into You. Loved it.", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "As it turns out I do NOT get to go see The Decemberists...", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "no one to go see Tiesto with", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "_M didnt get it clear", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "i dont want you to go to india", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!", "lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss" ]
981
I`m so hunrgy right now and these heels kill me I can hardly walk in them
[ " we r the lost troopers. But I want to know", "ALO is so sad and quiet and empty tonight", "Thinks that my friends lifes go around with what they boyfriends do and then they have not time for us girls", "why are plane tickets so expensive", "Have decided I just can`t stand `s Alltop spam any longer.", "You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces...", "OUCH! my earphones just shocked me", "Hav fun at heav y Metal happy hour you guys! In the future accadentally sets it on fire while smoking with ", " well I ran out of beer so I left. Not sure about the ETA. Waiting waiting waiting. Bleh Gonna be a long nite methinks.", ": I knowww yur mother is being a **** and she doesn`t want to take me to the movies ****", "No kickboxing classes today pretty bummed. Still going to work out hard. http://myloc.me/1ZT0", " I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry", "i am so bored.", "I miss him ARGH", " Think you should do a tour in England, we dont got to see any aweomse people !!", " Do you think the bead crumb navigation will return to the new Fusion studios? I really miss that at the top of each item." ]
[ "i so can`t be bothered working tomorrow!", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "I wasn`t sore yesterday. But i`m definitely feeling those hills now! My legs hurt all the way up to my booty. Its a good hurt", "absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "is gaining weight. rather", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "i really needa find more stastics", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "i have a crush on someone!", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "I`m concerned for that family", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "i seriously neeed to study", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Can`t No money to spend.", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "loved you in head over heels! One of my fave movies! you looked stunning last night", "Get her Clogging Shoes", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "My heart has been beating irregularly ever since last night. I don`t want to explode or implode", "Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "right guys i have to go", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "Getting ready for work.", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "Thanks hun! I`m wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes, but it doesn`t show!", "I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "got a case of the bubblies.", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "Good! luck you! I want new shoes Ly x", "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "the times they are a changing", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", ". I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "I need skott right now", "Work is a no go" ]
730
both electronic keys stopped working. there is no keyhole! cant get in my car. so much for technology
[ "Jeff can`t get his visa in time to come visit me! I`m so sad. In other news, I`m going to Lapa tonight to samba the night away.", "Can today go any slower? Time is just dragging by.", "Whoops! Start Trek,...not Start! Duh.", "This is exactly y I hate driving thru dandy - sittin at lights next to a car of asians who r callin out to me & 1 held up a knife scum!", " I shall annoyingly tweet at you tomorrow.", " Yeah The entire time I was all *swoon* b/c of his eyes..... *swoons thinking about it*", "i totally need to go to the doctor for my arm...this **** is STILL hurtin like hell i shall return", " selfupdate and clean ruby fixed that part but now its failing on rb-rubygems", "I`m starving!! This diet is killing me but I can`t eat after 8pm", "Having asthma issues today. BAH!", " hey you ****!! that`s kinda mean dont yu think?!", "Lots of confusions I`ve at my work place..", " Tom , today my school played POV at the break , and I almost cryed ! your show in sao paulo is today ! I wish i could be there!", "Ugh I`m so sleepy I think I`m still kinda sick", " im having a bad day", "So I thought the Cavs would crush the Magic and I come home from up north to realize how wrong I was." ]
[ "yeah mine is stubborn too. you just gotta keep trying until it does, no way around it", "there`s really no android twitter app of Tweetie`s calibre", "What`s all your fault?", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "_d No, it`s not...", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "hey please reply me, i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code love you", "I`m doing an experiement", "Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "all tubes closed on 9th and 10th of june any idea of how to get to the venue?", "is looking for a job", "I agree. Everybody would`ve been excited and then it goes... ohhhh nooooo..... MS screws up again..", "Because those companies that make the bag sealers will go out of business.", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "Why is it so dark outside?", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "My throat is on fire", "_Pierce Well the Enterprise E, the NX-01, or the NCC 1701(no bloody A,B,C,D, or E)", "Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min", "I`m in traffic on the 405 and I still don`t see the sun", "Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it`s better now", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "Wrong button ... My music biz building that is.", "is needing to make a new video", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "About to clock into work", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.", "I forgot to put on sunblock before getting in the car", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "false alarm on the house", "why don`t u use twitpic? none of ur pics show up on my phone", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "Hows that possible? No rain forecast for Pinkpop? And I have no ticket", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "crud is all I can say", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "Oh I`ve got that one & the stp x step one on VHS. Tried connecting our video to harddrive to copy to DVD but didnt work", "I don`t get it...", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4", "What up? Why no tweets. Are you also filming in a place w/ no signal? .Hmmm.", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "my n95 hacked no signing needed.. thx OPDA", "Their is no such thing as TRANSPARENCY only selective OPACITY...", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "The sun has gone in!", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "Went to get driver license and car licnse plates renewed. My mechanic that does inspections out of town today.", "ahhhh now i have no pic", "I`m not off till 930", "dude there is no sun here.", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "What phone do you have -- an old rotary?", "Goodnight all! No iPod still but found my old MP3 player...we`ll see how long it holds out for. ****", "thanks. Sadly the streamline top II is sold out. Streamline trunk II is available in my size but that only gets me halfway.", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "I`m making a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark", "I don`t have a subject line on my phone... just normal texts.", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "_luciano jailbreak went great, just not a tremendous amount of apps ready for 3.0 though. No winterboard yet", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "At Home Depot and no one will help me load my plywood into my van for some reason.", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Powerdvd doesn`t want to play my Pushing Daisies dvd. I only want screenies to make icons with! Copy protection gone bonkers?", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "just completed button hunt 3", "I have to go to work.", "Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' on your website", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "Another night of not sleeping", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "Haha, true thankfully the regular keyboard does the job... most of the time.", "My wife lost her sprint blackberry 8330 on a bike ride in AM. Anyone have an extra BB laying around? retweet", "Aww, no one`s on MSN", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "If it`s any consolation I`ve had to abandon the back garden thanks to my super-reflective laptop screen", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband" ]
671
'my name is Tony!!!!!! ...not hey!!!!' - poor tony
[ "Awww kanye west, its such a shame he doesnt get the joke", "thirty minutes turned into three hours. oops", " well sadly I live in the most boring city in the USA, so there is nothing to do here.", "late for sick kid at home, hope she feels better later tonite", "Wish I had a laptop charger so I could tweet faster", "forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read", "y do i even bother getting a new fone..i just **** break them anyway,,,fones dont float,,especially when thrown in the pool", " I miss my cats.... But not on Sunday mornings! Mine did that to", "_hay The Twitter Happiness score for sw00p is: 418. http://happytweets.com I think I dropped by 1 point since yesterday.", " Nicky, I LAND at 10pm, it will be like 10:40 before I get home! UGH! Wont be any fish fry left for me anyways", "Ugly betty was sooooooo sad!!!", "Sooo much work so little time", "i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy", "Missing how it used to be", " Too much? No, not unless one of the pillows ends up suffocating the one sleeping next to you.", " I heart Mela so so much cept last time I went they booked us in on the Saturday instead of the Friday and wouldn`t feed us" ]
[ "_mraz http://twitpic.com/4iq19 - popcorn crazy dude and still adorable", "That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "humm.... I adore Mark #hoppusday ,so I`m just going to throw it out there #hoppusday....... have a nice #hoppusday people!!", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "i wish i was there too", "Changing my online nickname to mtaby (which will hopefully be my uniqname as well)...hope the change goes by well (domain is available )", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "That`s the song I mean", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "I really need a job.", "Beatrice?? I don`t remember his guide", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "he`s not **** Lol. He`s a riot definitely, but not at nkotb concert. I want 2b a smitten girl with no distractions that night", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "just found out i have strep", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "Well for one thing I might be branded a 'public menace' by the state.", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "_agwl Talking to whom? This `Shah Rukh Khan` is an imposter here... LOL! BTW thanx for the follow...", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "no you didn`t, not more then me anyway", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "eww What r u doing atm?", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "shut up you know what! oll just like zack again then.", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "wants to go home.", "I can`t get to bed", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "Hello James, who are you", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.", "today is going to be a long day", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo", "trying to figure it out", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "my name too (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "You`re phone is off", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "There`s a 1,000 you`s... there`s only 1 of me...", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "I know!!!! He didn`t ask me", "is gaining weight. rather", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "Thanks for the reminder Tony", "not there but wish I were", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'", "i havent got a call", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "Wow - the dude said I was better than Bobbi Lewis.. never heard the guy - but I take that as a compliment (just read the BL web site)", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "aww dont cry ashley", "it should be.. not a wink >.<", "I`m so getting the cold" ]
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Took a shift tomorrow. I don`t really feel like working right now.
[ " What software do you use to design sites? I`m a CS student and currently I hard code everything. It`s not the fastest way...", "late for sick kid at home, hope she feels better later tonite", " as a kid, i remember searching with the local video store owner in a godown , got a video tape with fungus badluck", "Wow, mosquitoes in the backyard suck. So does coughing myself half to death in the middle of the night and keeping Cassidy awake too.", "_Bloody_Poet Bad friends! Sorry to hear that.", "my brother is irritating. and not just bc he takes & wears my clothes without asking. i want to punch him violently for **** he does.", " your **** miss you!!!!", "Oh no!!!!! It`s raining on our Sea World parade http://yfrog.com/0wvnpj", "I`m a new french girl in Twitter! And I speak English very bad", "just when i thought things couldn`t get any worse. it just did. and it will get even worse tonight, i bet. my life is a misery.", " don`t get impatient! for what? you have already sinned: strawberries with milk and sugar", ": unfortunately not. I have to take it to a repair shop or replace it.", " http://twitpic.com/66wxk - SO jealous right now!!!hate new england weather", " me too baby... Miss you", "not eating lunch with my wife like I wanted to", "I hate the dryer." ]
[ "I know... it just falls right at 1pm my time, like right in the middle of the day", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "going to work nightshift....", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "i think im just going to wind up going Home and go to bed", "I is goin to bed now", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "Ugh id better get up for work", "New job today, wish me luck peeps", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Yes thanks, its been great. Soooooo not looking forward to Monday", "4:15 finally home from the city. - now time to head to sleep!! goodnight! & happy mommy`s day to all the mother`s out there!!", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "_dec0de I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend", "I think the very late night on Friday just hit me off to town to meet a friend soon for ice cream and coffee", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Going home.. no meeting today", "morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style! good timezzz.", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "is closing at 10 instead of 12 yay!! just 15 min till i can go home and talk to my lovebug!!", "Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "dude I have 2 more hours and I`m all done with my work", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.", "whoa, I`ve got to go to bed, night!", "Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "aw ****. ok i got you for tuesday on that. i gotta write a short post for today tho", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "I`m not goin have a way out there til b.dix gets off but we swimming tomorrow !", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later", "Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!", "..the weather may makes it, cause temp fell down to 15C from 30C which were yesterday ...", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Havin a much better day today!! Finished the last Twilight book yesterday. Classes start next week! Get at me yall!!", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "shall bring his own glass to work from tonight, no more `half half` hor!!", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "Got the CofO to late didn`t close today Will close Monday....back out to meet a buyer tonight to show a few homes to", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "finally packed...thinking its time for some sleep! Ready for Chicago!", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "Oui, I figured that since its a day off, I`d better start brushing up on my french; so far I have learnt Bonjour and Oui", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "schoool time. not doing much this week. about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC! can`t wait for the last day of school.", "going to work soon and so excited! ugh id rather pluck my fingernails off", "Sounds good to me! No more cleaning cynics orders. Haha. Good night. Talk tomorrow.", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "Yeah, I`m getting ready to go get pizza. Then nothing to do Maybe _2gnt will want to play Xbox.", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "Ok all have hit the point of relaxation.. heading to bed sleep well and Happy Mother`s day to all you Moms out there!! Night", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "Getting ready for school - second maths test today also its my last day of 3rd year!! Next week i will officially be in 4th year", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo", "Bout to hit the sack...got **** to do tomorrow. Happy mothers day MOM!", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "Guess I`ll take a nap", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "getting ready for the dayyyyyyyyyyyy. i hope work goes good!", "no happy hour for me today", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "debating whether to go to bed and start reading the last harry potter book, even though as soon as i start reading it, i won`t wanna stop", "hey u, no not yet soon maybe tomorrow!", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "Feeling like **** today. Hopefully a nice relaxing swim will do the trick", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "actually, i like almost everything about my job right now. except the part where it`s not permanent", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "is up, slightly later than planned... gunna get this essay done 2day!!", "Todays the day Twitterland...house closing begin at 11 and we should get to start moving in @ 3 into the new place.", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "Off to work I go!", "Hi, there you are! Rise and shine. Yes, I did. Pretty early for the last nights hours But I slept like a baby though ..." ]
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No waterfront anymore faccia luna and clarendon will have to do
[ " Yep, ah, ****, I don`t wanna leave my warm doona to get a hot beverage...I guess I`ll just have to make do w/o it", "tonight was a very bad night", "I just had to look up endometriosis. Oy!", " yes and no. there`s some strange infection in my body that`s causing me to be sicker than I need and to have a fever.", "hates the net. ayaw bumukas ng twitter. http://plurk.com/p/wxlxs", " 'You guys could have fun in a cardboard box'.. I miss you already, bro.", "Sending angry vibes to the individual in a blue vehicle who hit my car in the QFC parking lot on Broad and failed to leave a note", "Sick......and no it`s not the swine flu atleast I hope not", "alicias tonight? idkkkk. ughhh", "My sunburn itches ouch", " YES!! I made the sign when i noticed it missing on Sunday! So far, no luck... It`s now Unlucky Japanese Cat...", "Stupid liars. Glad they are ignorant, because I had a blast!!", " no wonder you hate driving and country roads and stuff", " my three most hated words are 'see you monday'", " aww that sounds sad", " the second i hit reply to that tweet i was asked to stop playing music. i am now sad. someone sing to me. on or off key works!" ]
[ "I concur with ! It`s priority on today`s to do list http://twitter.com/karasw/status/1695368792", "Nothing like 10P to kick-off the Bank Holiday, dig the haircut Luke! Next stop...Selfridges", "and that prob wont happen....", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "Bit of New Scientist, this weeks an last weeks, and Watership Down", "Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "thnkn bout yesterday..best day ever!& 2day Virtus vs Treviso at da futurshow..hard game,gotta win! FORZA RAGAZZI!!!", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "I ran out of white and yellow oil paint I may have to add 'Utrecht run' to my list.", "_starr Yep, the Hawkesbury Classic starts at Windsor, home of said DJ", "may,1st success for lucas first police contact after neighborhood cruising with eggs, cream, bumf, shaving foam. love my son he`s a hero", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "YAHOO! volleyball, hiking, eating a fish eye, witnessing, sleeping on the beach, jumping rocks, & hanging where Jurassic Park was filmed!", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "and we`re back in buisiness", "Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.", "back from the city... breakfast time", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "Is at work.... boo! The Pin-Ups will be playing at Uncommon Ground Wednesday night at 9 p.m.! (1401 W. Devon Ave., Chicago 60660", "Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "Um...no We will most likely be inside a lot, maybe the skirt will work!", "Dinner done, shower done, now time to chill with block of chocolate", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:", "Oh let me clarify,know lots of nice people who live there, but thought it always was a breeding ground 4 BNP", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "Back in SJ. Star Trek tonight at 9:45pm at Cinelux on Almaden.", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "_0 so all done with wow blogging eh? *huggles*", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "Not ah huge fan of getting up in the middle of the night to change peed sheets and underpants.", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers! ~Ellen~", "concur with http://tr.im/kmVl, but people can`t wait. Don`t stop making VAS. When clouds become a commodity, do 'cross-cloud'", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.", "logically, yes. i just have to find one though. always seem to see them beside motorways when you cant stop", "Job??????? Not so much.", "Can you believe it:Tomorrow Night will be Jay Leno`s last episode of the Tonight Show I encourage everyone to watch it and welcome Conan.", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "Dinner with Ali tonight celebrating her first day at the new job, will be near Trader Joe`s, might just have to stop in", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "Years ago, my brother saw you and Bruce walking on the sidewalk in Sanibel. I used to live on Pine Is. Great place", "- Welcome to Minnesoooooooota. Free up some time this trip to catch up! Won`t be at Cliquot Club though; they closed", "endodontist should be able to do it without removing it. Just hope my ceramic crown doesn`t shatter some time later", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "yeah I`m fine not to raid most things. Excepting liquor and cheese & bacon balls", "Change of plans. I am staying in Brandon. No Papaya Salad for me.", "wish it wasn`t raining", "hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!", "Off to finish the book 'nudge' then going to write some", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "beautiful day... and im working leaving now so i can get some sun though", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "_m except im on site near the airport on Dixon! i have a lil #starbucks gps in my head hehe", "new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi", "_rubadeau Last weekend I had a pretty solid brunch at Bar Wellington. Hard to screw up steak and eggs, though", "'Completely dishwasher safe, except that the pattern might come off.' Blue Coat humour at its best Three cheers for Viz", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Big Sugar = yet another `90`s bandwagon I was too late to get on. Next S&D BNL should reunite them (kind of like they did for the Odds).", "LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "Happy sunday, beautiful day in London... off to meet Chergo for breakfast ****", "Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home", "Up,dressed, and out the house for 11 am on a Sunday. Off to see the fishy fishys", "saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "No this is not redirects, this is just updating posts on our website massage.dk .. next item => publish, next item => pulish", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb", "Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a", "Fun at the water park then dinner at the rainforest cafe (all free!) then party tonight pretty good Saturday I think.", "not the same.. Can we party tonight jig", "that`s such a long time from now", "show time baby! bye bye for now Tweeters", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "http://twitpic.com/4wtii - new hair going to greeattt use!", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !" ]
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Slipped up and caught the flu feeling like poop!
[ "Ugh! I just realized that I have to completely redo my tweetdeck groups! Pains of computer being wiped clean!", " seems to have disappeared out of my life", " ia so much! i haven`t really been happy with any of cooks choices for singles.", " I dunno...I thought I was funny", " lol i know and haha..did you fall asleep?? or just get bored of shaun :p joke", "_nl they`re bees that will be trapped into my honeypot", " many! mine included. ahem. shld have known better back then, wldn`t have missed so many opportunities haha", "Needs to `unfollow` some tweeps, its not that I dislike you but I can`t keep up with you tweeting literally every 2 minutes! Sorry", " ..ok brother...did you change your num and not give it to me, AGAIN??? smh..you no good dude", "getting my hair cut todayyyy! i`m nerrrvous", " awww for me I just think she`s tooo young or just not ready for it - tis painful to watch her so upset", "tired and all i want to do is play random songs on my gitwar but i have to do my drama essay.", "No AC, the fan doesnt swing our way ... we are sweating it out on a hot humid day", " omg wtf why is there a **** site following me?!", " no sorry twitter sucks balls since the replys change #fixreplies", "i`m sad...i`ll miss you grandma angie.. you were always like a 3rd grandma to me.." ]
[ "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "_ thatd be likely, bein that i lived on campus ha...i just moved back to the cov", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "Finally got to wash my hair! I feel much better now, but I gotta dry it ... Effffffort.", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "I`m such a chicken", "Came out of my house this morning to the stink of cat poo. I have cats doing their business in my little bit of garden.", "feeling better. drugs are awesome! sad waste of a 3 day weekend!", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "Re: SWA & Pets - Good news for owners, bad news for people w/ allergies who needed to fly for less $$. Sad for many I know.", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "..the weather may makes it, cause temp fell down to 15C from 30C which were yesterday ...", "Got back and putting in the laundry. We got in there last o well as long as its clean. #DSAA09", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "_gal of course! *cough* I mean, no, 1.5 hours extra testing and debugging time", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "Good Morning All! Hope everyone is doing well on this Monday! Thanks for all the #followfriday recos! I am blessed!", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "Is it possible to pass out he your laying down? Bed soon if i can sleep <3", "Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "wakey wakey lemon shakeyyyy! haha, goin` 2 schooliooo! it`s raining!! (ugh!) guess where I WISH I CAN BE RIGHT NOW....CaLiFoRNiA! ???", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "It`s soupy-soup time. Today: Heinz Cream of Chicken and Mushroom - yum! bbl", "good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "Having a good...no great day already & Dr.Miracles feel-it formula really does work!! LOL Hope everyone has a good day as well", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "Is feelin right rite now", "have fun on flashy fed hill..im sure you`re imported cheeto eating **** will fit in lol", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "I`m doing an experiement", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "Parrrtty!..Playing twister and getting tipsy!...well everyone else is lol", "No but I just checked and got it LOL. You are ok! I went live for a few minutes and everything is fine.", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "TweetDeck is acting really strange! Hum........ reinstall maybe. Update on the horizon? Or is it just another Adobe memory leak", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "thank you for the link! it explains a lot! and I`m glad you`re feeling good! I`ve a friend coming tomorrow. will be fun!", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "_arcelay http://twitpic.com/4xvw2 - I got chased by a male chihuahua that looked like he was pregnant today He was black and ...", "Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "the lost cost is a total plus. Nutella is like peanut butter mixed with chocolatey goodness. yumm. ^^", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "had delicious pav + bhaaji + finely chopped onion + little dash of lemon Yummy!", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "had a cracking night last night, don`t think i`ve ever laughed so much nice, lazy day today woop!", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "mmm, just had the best delicious chocolate pancakes for tea break. oh thank God for HERHSEY`S Chocolate Syrup!", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy", "recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "LoL that`s from last winter (only a few months ago December) I`m in Seattle, felt like Siberia this last winter", "Fkkk at the nurses coughing up my lungs", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH" ]
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Ok ... the passengers ... no one is alive ... they`re all dead ... you just don`t know it til the end ... then you cry ...
[ " at once haha. poor aby still gets sore!", " i tried. and failed", "very very bad headache that is getting worse by the minute not better.", "I forwarded an email about a cool science event in Canberra, and a friend thought it was in Sydney and trekked out to the wrong place", "Earthlink says our modem is dead. They want me to buy a new one or sign up for a one year contract ARGH!!!", "Sorting out Twitter issues....very frustrated that you can`t talk to someone and they respond slowly to issues - capacity the challenges", " then i kill Bradies gf and have Bradie", " how sad! are you saying that I`m fat? *tears*", "Im a bad blogger!! I have not blogged in weeks~ oops!", "why the hell is it raining!! i hate the rain.", "2 hours after teleconference. but can`t go back to sleep. got some work to do. sigh sigh", "WOW i just drank a drink of water - 12 ice cubes that took ages to melt. i now have brian freeze", "Lots of noisy peeps outside", "According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty.", "Wishing laying on my side wasn`t the only comfortable position, I am tired of laying", "I have a headache, and it`s not going away." ]
[ "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "im not at litle oven tonight", "to cold for the beach sucky.", "One more day baby.", "Guess I`ll take a nap", "Hi tweete, surprised to see everyone still up...maybe it`s the full moon", "I`m still thinking ... Idk", "Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!", "Got it! Your in the rundown.", "on my way to orlando and its raining", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "knows its all going to sort itself out", "I feel like drinking wine, but I don`t have any.", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "hope u did alright on the final", "goodnight and good bye to all of you, hope you have the best of dreams", "'leave the pieces' - the wreckers... hmm", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Not sure yet... they said we`ll see", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "No shoes for me.", "Wanting to go out... apparently no ones available!", "cause i wasn`t there!", "when do the stars come out??", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "nah, you`re just altered forever Enjoy.", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "is all alone for the evening!", "Um k.. this is NOT Close My Eyes.. this song always makes me cry bc my mom is gone but I <3 it anyway..", "til the next asaran", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "ooo... No I believe they`ve all closed down, even the ones at the airport", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "did you finish twilight? i did! and i wish it wasnt over", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "wow its only 9:30", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "Now I have no SKy until Monday", "Morning...is anyone out there???", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "i skyped u las nite", "cause theres no party", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "is going out in the rain", "Has an hour left of revision", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "Going to bed, night all", "is Jay Leno`s last show tonight", "Last day for our professional interns", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "I just want to Sleep.", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "No star replies to me", "I don`t have a VCR...", "we won`t be home till like next month", "I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "i looked for you but couldn`t find you amongst the crowd", "Ill catch you at the very last second", "its my last friday of my high school years!", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "At least you made it", "I cant watch anythgin till tonight", "is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "you just got one more!!", "is wishing good night everybody", "God I just want to sleep.", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "wish u was in the D!", "when will she b finished", "Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.", "the suns starting to go in im getting coldddd!", "dam just finished watching Prison Break: the final break...omg i dont think i`ve cried so hard for a show..Finally understand the finale", "I can`t get in, I`m in a waiting room", "My camera is brokennn", "Going home. Hope one of you out there saw the play.", "endless streams of tea~~~~... it`s a holiday day here... how do I know? it`s raining", "that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "LOL. About to leave.", "i`m not partying tonight", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "work 4 - close", "Mozzer cancelled tonight by the looks of it.", "That post was for", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework" ]
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I don`t want to sit at home on prom night. Someone hang out with me
[ "My back hurts and I`m meant to be going out tonight, poor the Rik", " yay!! we`ll all move!! sorry dh is being Grr... ****", "Nothing like In `n` Out and a LOST marathon after a long day of work.", " 'And I`m packing your ANGRY eyes, just incase'", " haha it`s ok. i really don`t like getting to other businesses so its Ok,", " another david hughes on your list? I`m hurt ftw!", " ohoh i missed all ur tweets im gonna have to stay awake all night to see the announcement now, **** time difference", "wonder what white supremists have to say about this I abhor racists. http://bit.ly/Rd31F", " oh my... now im offended. ha", " Awww mate. that`s such a shitter", "The CD player in my car is broken. So much for listening to my Kidz Bop Happy Meal CD.", " Hey sorry this is late, I leave in 30 min raincheck...tomorrow?", "fourteen hours later, i`m still having the worst allergy flare-up in my life from shooting an engagement session in a field last night...", "#freeagentapp free trial ran out today, cannot subscribe because Abby accidentally canceled my card - still waiting for a new one", " will the presentations be available online during the meeting? The poster discussants are going so fast I can`t write fast enough", "KICKIN BAK......NEED 2 DO MY HW.....I MISS U BABE LOLZ" ]
[ "thanks for adding, no befriending, no, uh oh never mind, Thanks!", "we can`t wait to see you too! pls come back to iowa it isn`t the same at the theatre", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Hey! Polka dots or black dress. Both very glam. Mobile twitter`s a bit **** at the mo.", "Lazy day in is awesome but I really should go out", "Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "i have to study :O talk to you later ****", "No, I`m in the US for the weekend not the UK", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "going out with my tita gi, sister and my beloved lola! Were going to treat her for dinner! Wohoo... So excited and hungry...", "hey chocolate chips is good. i want a snack too but i`m out of snacks.", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "anychance you can get matthew to give a shout out to my mum Sarah for mothers day! we saw 'Ghosts from girlfriends past today'", "Wants somebody to cheer her up", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "i hope that happens tomorrow, then ill be there ;) (Providing my dad gets better to take me )", "Why do you think people say, 'save the drama fo yo mama?' I`m sure even yo mama wouldn`t wanna listen to ur drama. Ode to mother`s day!", "Chillin` following some cool people!", "LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "Feeling inspired this evening, huh?", "Up,dressed, and out the house for 11 am on a Sunday. Off to see the fishy fishys", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "_Manford Awww thats such a lovely thing for u to say to me are u doing any in manchester? x", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Thanks Sissy!!!!!!! Be sure to check ur Myspace tonight, It`s gonna be Something! Luv Ya!!!!", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "We do! Its been to long! I think i have next weekend open. When are you going to have the house warming party", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here", "We have a tour of students this morning: huge pick-up for Mothers day:speaking for a luncheon:100 planters to do: nothing boring here", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time", "On duty in the students union with only 3 punters. There are more of us here than members of the public", "Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.", "Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..", "_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend", "I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..", "I`m so honored to hear my name on a Breezy track hope u liked my ****! #drunk_bowling", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Gusying up for dinner, Bourbon & Branch, Zeitgeist and surprise party for Taylor! Shh...", "yea i just got outta one too....i want him back tho but i feel the same way...i`m cool on dudes for a lil while", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "haven`t twittered in forever. yeah, just had my sixteenth birthday party tonight", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "anytime love..you looked beautiful! Next time your in nyc, hopefully we can link up! Enjoy your evening", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "i wish you were playing at MY prom", "would love a slice of summer from Piper`s lemonade stand! do you think i could have a jump on her trampoline too?", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "Well, yeah. But my mom doesn`t wanna drive all the way to Sac if we were that far away.", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "not just me then", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "my followers went from 22 to 20 i`d follow you back but i cant do anything till i get interwebnet! I want more followers. Im interesting!", "anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet", "i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh", "&&the night continues! w/ my fav mazie; kristina; ericka && robin!", "Everyone At My Place Tomorrow Bonfire, Tofu Dogs, And Austin Powers.", "WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "nite nite twitts i wish u all a happy sunday i already have my major gift my my 2kids-my bro-n @_agressiva23 n 1 other gift on d way tyg", "I lOve this day No school --> studyin` quietly", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "Went to a party last night. Dindin and I showed up in matching outfits ) GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ) Anyway, happy birthday, ate lara", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though", "star treeeeek?! only one hot guy there and i get to watch him do his hot stuff woo.", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "thank you, god bless im going to eaat my in in out", "MY SiSTER iN LAW JUST LEFT FOR HER PROM!! SHE LOOKED SOO PRETTY.. TEARS ALL AROUND", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable", "are you all going without me", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "_x I`ve got my essay plan written out now Looking for a couple of references, then I`ll get writing!", "Babysitting. Text me and keep me company", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day", "well maybe someone will care" ]
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lol dammit well then next time then
[ "last day of school and last concert of my life.. wow.. can you say emotional? im really gonna miss mhs.. had graduation practice today..", "is soooo over school...maybe sick..all week *evil laugh*", "It is so miserably hot, the a/c in my house is broken", "i`m soooo tired i have to study for all of my subjects ..... history is gonna be SO hard!!!! >.< help me!", " I can`t seem to find it, can you send it to me again please oh and tag it too lol", " I saw slater on some MTV show, So you think you wanna dance with slater or some **** like that. Where`s Kelly Kapowski", "_zaboo its ok, it just hurts abit i thought i was doing a good job... if i was rude to people i could understand... x", " the ordered me a new blackberry to arrive TUES! I may die between now and them without phone I have withdraws already", "Checking out Ciege Cagalawan`s S/S Collection and I am regretting that I did not see his collection tonight I got invites!", "Ugh, I`m definitely going to be sick. It`s coming and it`s going to suck.", " I`d help you if I weren`t poorer than you lol! I`m mexican living in .mx, which automatically makes me 13 times poorer", "8 month old African grey parrot sad sale - Reptile Forums UK http://bit.ly/grrdA", " lol. When I went to buy my new laptop in Feb., I already knew, lol, but I looked anyway and walked away sadfaced. :/", " i don`t know what lender it was? yea these people definitely sucked butt toes. NOT friendly or helpful.", "On my way to get the crate and Bella Dolce!!!! Sad cuz is going tto Richmond", "I HATE FLORISTS No rose for cassadee tomorrow now =/ fricken **** florist people ={ hmm..need something else...hmm..." ]
[ "def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "2ND BREAKFAST !? I want more food =/ LOL. Tweet me what breakfast you`re having LOOOOOOLDING`", "I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.", "Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ...", "woot, woot! super cool", "aww you loooove me", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.", "Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!!!! <3", "yeah it will get better though i know it!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "Hey Tom. Have your plans to make an concert in Denmark this year? please reply ****", "I want it BACK NOW!: http://bit.ly/PP1WZ", "It depends if you are having fun or not...", "Enough already about Wolfram Alpha: The Next Google, Or the Next Cuil? http://bit.ly/6HESZ", "try having your best writing five years behind you heh, it happens", "ay buti pa kayo!!!! uy thank you!!", "im sure he will and if its not today, maybe it will be tomorrow..", "Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing", "YEHEY SUMMER!! so exciteeeddd.. balme it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.", "my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "Awesome fortune cookie! I think you really WILL go to exotic places. Hope all is well!!!", "thinking lots of revision tomorrow woo, hope it a sunny one.", "_ Lmao I know!! They have two days off. Good thing for them", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "That`s me set up for an exciting Sunday lol", "I`ll give u an icecream ?", "LOL! Glad you like it!", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "ahhh yay! I`m getting into it. Knockin` a lot out.", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "Likewise. However, what was the comment about originally?", "@_everblue She actually posted again to say that it was the 2nd and not the 4th, so nevermind.", "Good luck on Monday! Keep on rockin`", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "omg wow I hope everything is ok now", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "Away to the cinema tweet later may the 4th be with you all x", "I`ve got great expectations of tomorrow It`s gonna be awesome!! ? http://blip.fm/~5jf53", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "___ haha im gonna follow my dreams now well...ur dream haha im still reading over it for the 90th time :p", "Hmm... I should go make a time machine to go forward to 12:00 God im genius.. Oh yeh i dont no how too... x", "bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "... Yay! I can give you a lesson tomorrow, at Church.", "Josh Excuse me, but, at what time is it going to begin?", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", ") NICE. I want it. I`ll get the pirated. ) I MISS YOU", "Just got confirmed that it�s pizza-time with some ex co-workers on friday...looking forward to it", "haha cute. ps thanks for the reply made my day haha", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "last sunday before going home!", "aw ****. ok i got you for tuesday on that. i gotta write a short post for today tho", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... OMGosh! Send me the link again please!", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "_127 glad you got a laugh out of it", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK", "_Cordon LOL, you`re welcome", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "Haha I like that. You`re actually saying thanks to the bots! Never looked at it like that.", "lol! l love your tweets! Keep them coming", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "lol, get to your bed", "Looks like rain again Oh well, it will give me a chance to work on a new crochet pattern I have in the works.", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "that`s not great guy related??", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "haha drunk golf sounds *awesome*!! i predict a great score for today", "Thanks for the hint. http://tinyurl.com/chtx7e.", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "jass warn me b4 u go to nxt war...i am there to have fun...", "Did I miss you going to The Killers or is it soon? Are you excited? I remembered I needed to ask you", "? <---- I`m going to post this EVERYWHERE now.", "_nobel ? ? ????????????? = ?????? ?????? ?????? ?? ????", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "i`ll be back on it later today, got plenty of gold, but willing to help you out, if you need anything at all", "FOR REAL! Isn`**** exciting!!!!", "Yes, soak it up for sure. It`s gonna be fast n furious. Only one show this year More reason to revel in the moment.", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", "lol i <3 spongebob", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "sounds good!! Can`t wait", "Ahhh so Jealous! Have a nice time and I`ll see you when you get back x", "Aye, May the 4th be with you", "i will HAVE to agree w/ u", "aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it", "Hi Simon, let me know when it`s done", "_nash Ba-dum-tish! You win", "well uhm i guess u pretty do now dont u? lol but it still sounded good", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "i`m looking forward to the joy of the f1.... hoping its another disaterous race for ferrari and button gets another well deserved win", "is poolside. Bowling toniht maybe?? Back to work tomorrow", "Howz it going hun??", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "next time you are around please let me and know and we will take you for lunch too", "thanks! I will try #boarding out", "#bgt Will Holly take being paraded on stage again for potential rejection?", "lmao i get that alot haha", "shop then work time see yas laterz x", "make up your mind" ]
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http://twitpic.com/67qv3 - Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there
[ "I had to unhook twitter from Facebook because all my Facebook cronies were complaining.", "is done painting all the bedroom furniture, I still have to do the table but it will wait until after the move. Uggh moving in the heat", " don`t say that - I really miss my red Porsche (sold it 2 yrs ago)", "@_Janet_ ouch, I hate it when favourite items of clothing get ruined.", "They just admitted my grandma to the hospital... Shes my only last one please pray for her", "_brown Damnit, I accidentally put instead of in my #FollowFriday", "Watching the Broncos vs Chiefs 1994, Montana vs Elway on NFL Network. I still have nightmares about this game FU KC!", "bad mood and i dont feel good. too bad no one cares", "i am living in ignorance :@", "just spent an hour trying to get the newborn bird in my front garden to fly. poor baby no success!", "gah. how am i supposed to study when all i do is sneeze and get even more tired.", " phil! I miss you gracin ya with your presence I haven`t been on much what`s new?", " we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat", "gonna have a lazy day today", "so i have like no more friends it`s kinda sad", " she`s in LA, wanting sun today... but apparently LA isn`t cooperating" ]
[ "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "I got the ticket dismissed", "I don`t think so what time are we leacing", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "I have to go to work with out my and", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "cool, never heard of that in ny http://myloc.me/21uF", "_d No, it`s not...", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "you forgot your fans too! haha", "yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend", "No plans tonight? .............", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "So happy that it`s FINALLY May! The Indy 500. Was there for the horrors of 1973, yet I still remain held captive by Indy`s spirit...", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Naw.. it was pretty tame. Only 1 guy in costume.. a Voyager-style 'medical' uni. Disappointed there weren`t any more in costume.", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "just arrived at , on about 150 fellows i can`t see a girl!", "awww ) where`d you get that? hugh is so thin. no traces of being wolverine yet. btw, who`s that other guy besides RDJ?", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "No one`s coming in", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "so bryan was at the sweet 15 and i didnt think we were gonna talk but towards the end of the night we talked", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "there`s no point in bein on here if no one else in on", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "what happened to your phone", "Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "dw you never will ****", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "Hahaha...gutted !! it`s his birthday soon,so he`ll have to wait until then. haha", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "_Devil1 Big Brother quiz? What?! I`m too busy rocking out on Guitar Hero, I didn`t notice any such thing", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "ohhh wowwww no good", "i won`t make u cry", "at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well", "no FF tweet for me?", "I can`t Vote 4 u a the MTV movie awards. There is no vote button. Is it cause i live in sweden? I wanna vote 4 u 2 u rock xo", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "mcfly gig last nightt omg it was amazin didnt sit down through the whole thing mcfly did you see me and ma best mate we were in tutus", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "what a smashing show tonight! Love the Killers! Wish I had been there, gutted... Such a shame they got cut off mid-song at the end", "nah i understand you cant cancel i just wanted you to come", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "that`s such a long time from now", "why have 3 people stopped following me is it something I said??", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "I took my ring out...", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "What happened to Dave?", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "have fun without me pasty <33", "Well, I made the list look better, but I can`t do anything about the number pictures, since I already closed that tab.", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "Eminem 3AM ... Freaking Awsome!!! ... Im Going Back Too... Seams Like Something big is inside me... and no...is not a Alien", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "i saw the new cities last tuesday, amazing show! and won tickets for tomorrow`s show, but might not be able to make it", "NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", "for the whole time ?", "Um, why arent episodes 1-14 of Lost season 5 on abc?! Good thing Im going to Vegas in the am to keep me distracted from this tragedy.", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "oh no....u don`t have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can`t wait to see them", "i was invited to one on the beach but it was too short notice i mean why the hell tell you 2hrs before?? really?" ]
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NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(
[ " My right ear`s been blocked up today bit like when you`ve got water in it. Any idea`s 2 clear it? don`t like putting liquid in", "I can`t wait to start my weekend. I`m so sick of working, I have to self-medicate, and I`m fresh out of herb", " i wish i could meet you once do u think this will happen someday? :`(", "Has been a long day - Matinee and evening show. Will be sad tomorrow: last ever Welsh College show", " OMG that is AWFUL! $12k??? Wow Our pyr figured out how to open a doorknobs one day by crushing them in her jaws and", "Tired beyond reason. I would rather be just about anything else other then tired", "there is absolutely nothing to eat in my house... epic fail", " lol.. zzzzy in office and I`m alone in my bay again.", ":O Job interview today, i`m really gonna mess this uuuup", "_**** awww, that sucks", "wants to go the the vintage paper show but no one will accompany her", " ha... I thought you would enjoy the Family Guy reference... and I`m more bored than you", "Not a happy camper not having a good day at all...", " Take that back. I am insulted.", " waaaaayyyyy too hot for that", "Just cross `cause I`m stuck twiddling my thumbs now, ugh" ]
[ "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "Um yeah ... role model for your peers you may not be. But, I know you will be for your little one, so chin up.", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "dw you never will ****", "I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food", "ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said haha plz and thank u", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "nature has just called me BRB", "we cant come toniiiite !! arggh i want to tho have fun for uss. well def see u 2morrow nite tho!", "I think i am getting a cold", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "Hi, there you are! Rise and shine. Yes, I did. Pretty early for the last nights hours But I slept like a baby though ...", "wish u was in the D!", "just woke up, I`m starving", "_NKOTB LOL you r not a loser u drove 8 hours in a day.. U need rest of was it 2 days? I`m still tired lol", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "i havent seen you all week", "Homey missed da bus.", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "I`m entering your contest", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "Talk at you all lates!", "_**** i`m just about to start the second one theres only two up yeah?", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "ya`ll going out without me", "_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe", "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps. So far I have not been turned down ;-)", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "No shoes for me.", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "i guess that means you didn`t beta-read either of my stories, huh?", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "I want to come over", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "Why yes I DO!! ...Or rather, did. Just finished it! Starting Dead Like Me, lollll~", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "why nobody write with me ? !", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "oww...just bit my tongue", "Bored and kinda lonely, my parents went up to the lake. I didn`t have a friend to bring up so i knew i was bored and didn`t go.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "This weekend I started a 'Healthy Lifeestyle' - not Diet! Let`s see how it goes - will keep ya posted on my progress.", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "you stopped followin me?", "At least you made it", "yeah I was like oh oh oh yeah that`s it but then she said no lol bummer", "I want to party down!", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*", "I should be asleep trying to be...", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "I`m getting back into again", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "Anyone have some advice??? I need it!!", "I haven`t got ANY cupcakes yet I was hoping if I said it enough, some would appear!", "i`m still crossing my fingers for a fun group", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "I`m new at this and I don`t have any friends now! please comment !", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "what I do now anyhoo thanks for the *spank* :-O x", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "Did I miss the fun?", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.", "I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help." ]
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this week of mine was not easy! but finally it`s over! (:
[ " haha, sorry, it`s past my bedtime", " Yep, ah, ****, I don`t wanna leave my warm doona to get a hot beverage...I guess I`ll just have to make do w/o it", "Gained 3lbs wish I could afford something other than top ramen... If only I had a job...", "Is anyone else having problems following and unfollowing peeps? For me this has gone on for over a week!", "I miss him soooo much not gonna see him for 2-3 months", "is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair", "Layin in bed awake. Txtin my girl in vegas. Wishin I didn`t have to work and I was w her", "just went to the dentist my mouth hurts and I can`t eat until 8", " - Me. because my ex boyfriend of 2 years (we broke up 2 months ago) is engaged to his gf of 6 weeks. sad, embarrassed. Hug?", " That`s one of the reasons we thought 'Should we have a kid?' 'Nah - let`s get a piano instead.' You poor buggers", " So sad that schools have to close.", "it gets worse every year and 2010/2011 will be the worst. oh, and 6 months today!", "also just hanging right now?? just bored hahaha didn`t have to work again today this is different.... no hours no money lol whatev", " i misss youhhhhhhh ci! Tell dem japenese ppl to give yu a computer or sumthinnn. Ya twit fam misssesss supa c!", " dude i am so sorry!!!!! I never got that number for you my fail i just remembered", " I apparently have crappy typing skills...lol sorry" ]
[ "the mum`s cake is done.. now i need make a good luch and tomorrow will be an amazing Mum` day", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good", "YEAYYY! good for you", "my head feels sooooooooooo much better", "Monday, Monday. Mr. Cade is home on the couch & I have lots to do today!", "Just got home interesting night", "Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.", "Now that I have a salary, I can actually spend money. Hooray! Time to go shopping and have dinner at Ahora to say goodbye to .", "wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT", "Going lay down, I`ll get up officially @ 1! Yes 1! lol Good(night) again!", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "Did 15 mins on expresso #cycling (3 miles) and beat my last time by 40 seconds. Then lower body weights. Now ready for work!", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "My wife took my last �20, no McDonalds breakfast for me today", "Well, she`s getting through.", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "yay! your face is back", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "3OH!3 - Rich man is amazing, really can`t be bothered for school on Monday", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "140 pages and i`m done with eclipse!", "http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really.. my redd converse. I love converse.", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "Has finally mastered the art to uploading a photo on said Twitter. You can no longer assume I`m a heffer", "I was thinking that too this morning. Don`t worry it soon passes", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "i finished new moon in 1 day all up. maybe less, im quite proud, now who wants to lend me eclipse haha", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "Photo: Got my prints a few days ago, ready for the NorskArt exhibition http://tumblr.com/xht1phgl3", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "Just got home from another wonderful night", "some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "finally gone to the beach, yeaaaah!", "twittering after 2 days!", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "back,had a great MAD monday meeting tomorrow", "finished the book... vat a good book <3333", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "I hope you get well soon! <3", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "finished listening to Last Days of Krypton`s audio book! Loved it...so sad though...", "Back from a wonderful vacation. Had perfect weather and now back to the rainy `burgh and reality.", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "aww but typing from beyond the grave...impressive", "**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!", "Supernatural was mega good Now I`m off to bed, urgh long day of school tomorrow x", "busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*", "Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "it`s a perfect day to throw back your head and kiss it all good bye - love it, so cheerful!! ? http://blip.fm/~5jckp", "Love how my printer decided to print all my blacks all marbled - 1hr before an interview for new work this morning.", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "awesome! What a blessing", "K now I`m really going to bed even tho I ain`t tired night! <3", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "It`s natsmith88 last Friday today", "Is off to meet my folks after a while...gonna b a working weekend too", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "thank you, god bless im going to eaat my in in out", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "yayy you`ll can help me im doing my english homeworks which i had to do during the holidays >.<", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "Now to go home and cry", "what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Just finished The Minish Cap. It`s a great game! I`ll miss Ezlo and Link.", "Awesome, congrats on completing it! (I can`t believe you cycled the distance to my cottage though in 1 day. )", "i forgot how much i really needed music until i barely had any for about a week. but i have music now. yay!", "Just went through my piggy bank, man there was a hell of a lot of money in there! I can easily live out of just it for the next 2 weeks", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "Started the week with a wedding, now ending the week with a funeral", "almost everyone can suck my **** right about now. ive had it up to here with people **** me over !", "is feeling very happy despite the amount of work that i need to do today!!! Happy times", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "Yaay congrats Shmolan on graduating I`m proud of you!! Have fun! <3", "Dump your worries in the Stress Fire. Fun and profoundly freeing http://budurl.com/c765", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun" ]
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Bouncing Rush makes me feel nauseous
[ "omg! taylor and selena broke up sooo sad, aw i think i actually like selena now. poor gal.", " i just went to find that unity girl on bebo, i cant find her! i fail at bebo stalking", "Shower head broke while i was in the shower and shot straight @ my head.may get a welt later on from it", "Was eating a tomato and it squirted all over me.", "Can`t seem to sleep tonight... Its 3:38am, I need to get up in less than 4 hours...", "always excited for a new chapter in my life. just didnt expect it to be so emotional.", "Food @ Cheesecake Factory w/ Travis. He lost his passport btwn SD and LV.", " exactly the same problem i am having with pure classical music, i cant njoy it", "I had a realization today, and it made me sad But at least the healing can begin.", "it`s sunny but i`m bored sad call or text me", "Holidays are now over - not fair!!", " you didn`t come to see the hosts at hilton mr. thomas. we spent lots of money for nothing. that`s boring", "It seems my grandmother has found a way to break a pipe in her house, going to go there now and fix it, she is such a blur woman", "I need to relocate to the west coast.. This weather here is killin me!!!", "michael scholfield is no more. He is dead. I am sorry", "Wearing glasses gives me a headache." ]
[ "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "Chinese Lunch Buffet: $4.50 - Add a soda $1.25 - Noticing the Health Inspection score of 81 as I walk out with my bag, Priceless .....", "Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!", "Possible case of H1N1 at Ft. Knox (KY) http://tiny.cc/gNYq7. Note: this is for info purposes only, so there`s still no need to panic", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!", "Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super", "had a good day but im now skint again", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.", "_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "By Drove a #-mazda #RX8 today and boy, that car is fun! Sadly though, I don`t find my car that much fun any more", "Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "Jogged in the forest with Nina. Heavy wind reminded I need to set up some turbines: free electricity.", "Hey! It`s so funny - I stopped to get a coffee on the way in and spilt half of it in the car!", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "you traitor whiskey and coke is my aphrodisiac", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "Ugggh. Its so nice out! I don`t want to be working with back-up dancers.", "is is listening to Heart Ain`t Brain by Chris Brown. http://plurk.com/p/x2bp2", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "thinking about new.. oh yes .. btw bankroll stays at $14.88.. so down a bit from yesterday.. and I won`t whine about bad beats ..", "i want to gooo", "You`re cycling tho` that`s good. Healthy eating Healthy and eating are a contradiction in terms.", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "finally get my hands on my laptop! just ate the biggest burrito de asada EVER and now im gonna get ready for the party-ooo!", "Going to see Star Trek (again) tomorrow night but this time in full IMAX glory! I hope my motion sickness doesn`t get the better of me!", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "Fml just ran a mile.. And I just got scraped by my yearbook and I got 1/10 on my math test. Eff today", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "love it when my sister brags! but she`s too tired too spell bowling right! haha its ok I <3 her!!", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "noooooooo...another headache...hopefully not a migraine", "While on vacation, having golden times spamming Google by 5.350 redirects. http://bit.ly/18kwzh", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "NOT excited for 32 people reservation in the morning **** LOVIN halo3 right now for sure too", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "booziest weekend in a long time, good fun though!", "well, I couldn`t get a real clear shot, but I`ve got the best I could...silly people walking through the admitting of the ER...", "i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "Hey don`t write yourself off yet. Little girl you`re in the middle of the ride", "Is listening to P!nk tunage and trying to teach my cat to dance to it... I think she`s getting it we can be backing dancers by next tour", "watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "lemme guess - you ran 5 miles at the gym, and are waking your kids up, and then going to the beach and / or recording studio?", "Operation Mischevious (Pinwheel) to commence in 25 min... lol waiting on Ed to show up", "I knew there was a reason I hated cars! 1. Too slow! 2. Too big! 3. I get car sick! 4. Motorbikes are much much much more fun!!", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "Nah... to be honest, I`m not a `drinker` as such.... would rather have a protein shake and go for a run LOL", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "sore head..hope my girls ok", "its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "FRUITY PEBBLES?! What? Over Lucky Charms", "good morning misfit *passes you Tylenol*", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "I always get really excited when `Steal My Kisses` by Ben Harper comes on the ipod...great song...love the beat-boxing in the beginning", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "it didnt - from research the traffic in this beautiful system of twitter is approx 100msg/second.. mine only grabs 6msg/sec", "Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!", "had a thrilling time with DAS joyride roadtrip! nice driving Pai and Paulo. http://plurk.com/p/rrg18", "i didn`t wake up early enough to go roller blading contrary to a tributary, i flow endlessly", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "I know - no probs. The driving bit always gets to me this time of the ac. year Which bit of sea are you going to? Aber?", "Check out my song 'time to lose it' on www.myspace.com/flownyce you`ll enjoy it I promise", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today", "sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!" ]
652
playing singstar without my fave duetter
[ "Goddamn bloody stress and **** sending my body haywire", " I think I might get some of that today. My throat is killing me! It feels like it`s in my lungs", "URL in previous post (to timer job) should be http://bit.ly/a4Fdb. I`d removed space which messed up URL. ^ES", "wow, serious hard time sleeping. on a decongestant and its keeping me wide awake. I JUST WANNA SLEEP", "Can`t sleep. Sucks. The one day i have to sleep in and i have to get up and go shopping with mom. Ugh.", "i`m kinda sad of being alone all the time i miss my brother and my friends suck i mean no one has even called me in 2 weeks", "**** typical. GH:M arrives just as I leave for work. It`s going to be a long day", "Last day for seniors bye bff", "Getting AxKit running on Ubuntu 8.04 is making my head explode.", "is lonely in need of company", " That was stone cold Crazy.... ?", " hmmm really??? that`s weird idk about that one sowwy", "Ppl who smoke pot, are so f . . .n stupid. An instant turn off. drugs in general. why? seriously! ! ! why?", " It`s a tough life you lead!", " Omg i`m on a one year work permit! Going home end of June...i`m really gna miss it #canada", "W4M: No clever headline, Sorry (Salt Lake City) 29yr http://tinyurl.com/mpoghc" ]
[ "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!", "No burgers to be found. New (old) camera to play with though, so that`s excellent.", "Why do you think people say, 'save the drama fo yo mama?' I`m sure even yo mama wouldn`t wanna listen to ur drama. Ode to mother`s day!", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.", "Well alright. But #dollhouse is still fricking awesome. Elisha`s performance in last weeks episode sold me there too, finally", "yay sing it loud wed, fall out boy, all time low and cobra starship on friday WIN", "don`t 4get Gina Thomas! ( the things u do, keep artist running from U) she`s a corrections officer in Jersey now", "kewl the JB chat was awesome. I had to miss lots of it though cause i had 2 go 2 skewl", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "Yeh yeh. I would switch to Cingular, but I have more friends on T-Mobile. Free minutes, yo.", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", ": cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live xoxo", "no, stay and play!!!", "_Monk Neither are ELP!!", "You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "thankyou short stack for bringing out a second sydney show,, now im going to both im so thankful for you guys being so good 2 ur fans", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "lip syncing 'im so excited' wit blairr then were gonna youtube it", "not just me then", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "OMGSH IM BEING FOLLOWED BY >>PARAMORE<< :O", "i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "http://twitpic.com/66nbd - Ready for our 3D Jonas Brothers Experience. Real Brothers, not included", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "is watching the final episode of E.R Goon SuBo 2 win Britians Got Talent", "i got baby g wach its zi same as the 1 lady gaga wears in eh eh film clip but in pink!! I LOVE YOU KAY thanks a heap i win olivia", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?", "Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so", "I guess its bedtime. Goodnight twitter. my bed is so big and empty without him.", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "is soo in love with beyonce`s song 'smash into you'", "Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this #bgt", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "Lol..2 people in falcon..and boo one of them being becca", "ahh everyone`s out today taking in the sunny weather except me might go and watch some tv...", "Because pop culture is beautiful. Also, you can`t pull weeds wrong. I promise. You can practice on my yard if you are nervous", "Home. Got some nice plugs but no chipotle", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "_mueller yes i love it its just a little bit complicated, because i want it on my BB , but it doesnt work", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...", "Listening to `Fountain of youth` by Supastition http://x.imeem.com/KPEQpG7vUY how ive been feeling about music these days", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "gotta play `Off the Wall` first tho", "Stu Lantz is awesome! I miss Chick Hearn tho", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "Did you get to meet Ace Frehley? Love his guitar playing. Not sure how coherent a speaker he might/might not be.", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "What kind of coach would I be if I didn`t read all your tweets? Still waiting on an non-dried afro picture.", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!", "why? i enjoy fancy meals on my own smtimes, thr`s joy in solitude, u can REALLY enjoy the food & it`s lk a date with the world", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "well, you can print CY_K not CYMK", "'Shut Up' was the line removed from the locker scene! I bet I could recite that speech easily! Dare me?!?!", "your the voice i hear inside my head, the reason that i`m singing, i gotta find you, i need to find you", "Not a prob hun", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "sitting here with Nathan, Eddie & Brenden chilling out at 1 AM, haha great day, I love my life!", "Nah, they don`t. All my Twiter followers are fabulous.", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "It`s just a click without subscription needed Vote for my tweet on http://openzap.com/ (in today best list)", "aww, You Are The Sunshine Of My Life from Bob and Larry Sing the 70s. makes me think of <3", "So then **** Awesome Super Sexy Stud Muffin Beast, How`s that sound to you", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg do it again.. Mother Lover skit on SNL was great", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "was just about to try and dl the sims 3 but realize my pc don`t meet the standard requirements i need new pc lol!!!", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "working late.. but yet so fun hearing my colleagues funny song lists", "gtg now, listen to cobra`s new song @ their myspace, ttyl santi <3", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "Plain White T`s and Sara Bareilles...can life get more amazing", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "Wish my U2 beta key worked now. Don`t want to wait `till Wednesday to play", "I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album", "This wraps it up. Well, again a lesson that you shouldn`t take **** photos of yourself when you`re famous. Or maybe you really should!", "_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha... (i am fan, did i mention that?! )", "did ice skating last show part this morning. Mozart. awesome, can`t wait to do it Friday and saturday. love U all", "_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad." ]
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That`s just weird... :\ Oh, and what was it you were drawing for me?
[ "I`m nervous... I hope I get in... this could be a costly mistake... more like procrastination and assumption...", "Ugh worried about my math test", "cry baby. janes joplin what is this? munsay music. but i dont know wich **** day i am today", " (2) in commentary , I was with her, was sad, very sad", "Looking for accessories for my #livescribe smartpen.. not many sources here in germany for it.", "_ i`m in bed sick atm-been sick since yesterday hru hun?", "my phone is broken & im too lazy to go to the verizon store to get a new one.. oh well i guess no phone for awhile.. aha", "**** typical. GH:M arrives just as I leave for work. It`s going to be a long day", "my 21month daughter`s seperation anxiety is intense. it`s killing me. i cant leave her sight without her breaking into an anxiety attack", "chillin on break eatin some grub. pretty burnt out had an eventful day. wanting to go to the movies with Ian, not happening though.", "painting my nails green in an attempt to look like an army person. annoyed that everyone seems to tan apart from me! freckles and sunburn", "TODAy SUCKs - kisskass19: �you and katey broke up?! Yah Kate Broke up with me It�s been awful nd Vodkas... http://tumblr.com/xkx1wgl8r", "Listening to maylene and wondering why cant I pull off as many cool southern metal licks as them", "#Ajax #php! Just thinking about a concept of autorefresh! _chander made a mistake here", "I`m sick! it sucks! IM me! ohbabayy33", " forgot to answer your kindle question yesterday. honestly, haven`t used it much. have two paperback books i want 2 read first." ]
[ "ok just between U and me and all of our followers on twitter what do U really think of ? lol", "hey mate fancy finden you on hea", "is thinking about a career change", "No! Strange, each time we return I feel like I have come home and yet I have no Spanish blood that I know of....", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "what do you mean jorx?", "Wow, such a crazy night of ever changing emotions! I liked it tho", "wow! that is an *awesome* review; carry it with you everywhere; laminate it; read it when down;just plain cool", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.", "No Have you? And what`s your favorite RHCP song?", "Can I have a splodge of ketchup on mine please?!", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "Thanxx for following me", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "wahahahaha!! i wanna naaaaa!!! well...hapit na i guess. hahahaha ) yes, now we all know!!! hahahaha lol ) NARN! haha joke", "Haha, nice! ;) Thanks for letting me know!", "haha, its cos one of your `tweets` was smile smile smile, so i quoted the boys in reply", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "Actually there was this other guy I thought I didn`t know but turns out I DID know from a previous party...", "Cool. That`d be fantastic!", "<<< Just like in HIMYM", "_ranjan Did I ever mention what a nice and awesome dude you are?", "Hi to you too.", "BTW, thanks for the gifts. I`m wearing my shirt, having a dunker and Apple loved that chicken soup; just what she needed!", "says np- Because of You -- Ne-Yo (music) http://plurk.com/p/svm3r", "So, what`s so great bout your so called `wonderful love life`? For god sake, W-A-T-E-V-A!", "Craziier are off of msn!", "And what`s your blog entry about?", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "a mouth for sure", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "awhhh It was so nice to see you.", "my picture wont come up it keeps saying thats a nice picture! but where is it??", "didnt say goodnight to you", "would get u some if u were here", "nice song, where did it come from ?", "I have to go to work with out my and", "OH WAIT, I read that wrong. OK hellboy", "I want to go see Up", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING I love this. So much!", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "I think he meant this pic - I don`t know what other one he might have seen! But really - this is as hot as it gets", "i`ve just woken up", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "_ I got 71! That`s more than I`m following... I feel special now", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "can i have itL", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "_Henrie you are amazingg. replyy! it`s a dream come true if you would reply to me", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "Just put all the original art for my comics into an album. Its really nice, except it shows how much I liked to cut corners to finish.", "story of my life", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "Sometimes I wish I had my own Prototype mentor.", "Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "lol. I see what you did there.", "Painting my room =", "Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com", "i havent laid my verse yet...", "Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.", "u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)", ": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "that`s what i was last night", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "Sweet! I`m a Jaycee one-letter-er I think. Just D!", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "And I still recall how helpful you were way back when as I struggled on an AR contest question...", "strangely enough, yes. but then it works for me, may not for everyone.", "i posted it! let me know what you think? theres a really cute cut out in the back too.", "wish we could have surprised them and gone to H, but just couldn`t work it out.", "I didn`t say I met *all* the awesomest people, just a bunch of them.", "thanks for that, now i learned something new today enjoy.", "trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "Oh Duh....I see that now .....thank you....", "I left a chocolate egg sitting in my office, and now it`s calling my name......................", "shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Ohhhh I don`t know ;) an older mature lady?", "So then **** Awesome Super Sexy Stud Muffin Beast, How`s that sound to you", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "check out the flyer i designed for the notary and retrograde: http://rachellovespeace.blogspot.com let me know what you think", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "I`m on Twitter now... how cool am I? and now let`s go to McDo", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "OMG!! Booth`s hallucination in the latest epi of Bones is absolutely brilliant 'you`re a gud lookin guy.. if u keep an open mind' LOL!", "Dunno yet, would LOVE to though! I keep missing them any other time for some reason :S & have fun!", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "I was gonna text u and ask what puff meant!!", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days" ]
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The birds are out,, oh man... That`s NOT cool && I didn`t sleep yet for the night!!!
[ "FACT 1: iHate DirecTV OnDemand w/a passion that burns w/the white hot intensity of 1000 suns. FACT 2: iMiss Comcast. Like a lot", "rearry rip. Youd never guess what i ate..", " I missed them at Red Rocks. Sad couple of days.", " why you never answer me.. wath i say to you", "forgot my lunch and no one else is ordering stuff boooooo!", "Grrr! My internet will be up and running next Wed at least now I have a def. Answer!", " mmmm lauren conrad eeeeep im going to miss the hills", " ohyeahhh hate the heat! http://twitpic.com/665a2", " im sadd sancha june 18 for me is a fail its gonna be you and chini ((((((", "PEOPLE!!! wat the hell is a follower on twitter???? I DONT GET IT!!!", "Too bad the Red Devils.. disappointing to say the least", "Jesus Christ meadowhall could do with better air con! Too hot", "leaving now dont miss me too much tweetbeaks <3", "Nic has no idea what he`s going to do! money is all gone!", "Sad face moment of the day", "Assfuck, 'I`m sorry' roll. Okay I gave in. I`m such a sucker. http://twitpic.com/677xt" ]
[ "up and listening to The Monsters.", "Bored and kinda lonely, my parents went up to the lake. I didn`t have a friend to bring up so i knew i was bored and didn`t go.", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "well then close your pretty eyes and count boring sheep you`ll be sleeping in no time", "i skyped u las nite", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "Lovely night, guys. Full moon thinking about going out onto my roof lol", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "there is no sun here in florida..it`s all rainy and cloudy.", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "cold & raining in inglewood", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Wow, my bed is SO comfy & my nap has been much too short. Getting up for work = do not want.", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Now you only have 2 hours to sleep... - Rest if you need it.", "I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "lol, don`t rub it in", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn.", "Should not drink cheap wine", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "Ah this is getting to me", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "Its a lovely day sky is clear birds are singing and i`m stuck in an office with on windows for 9 hours", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "i don`t know !!", "what`s going on ?", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "up way too early for a sunday.. watching old episodes of grey`s", "Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams", "Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Great. Now there`s a cloud that`s really, really dark grey right outside my office window. This sure has a lotta precip with it.", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "Now I have no SKy until Monday", "11 30s way early! anyway nigth night love you!", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "had a cool lil night. Now at Berrie`s about to eat pizza waitin for", "he didn`t come to school 2day", "I have nothing witty to say", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "like why the **** am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..**** was crazy", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight x x", "Summer is really ending. It`s raining.", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "I`m doing an experiement", "It`s such a romantic novel!! I cried in the end Now I`m going to bed. I`m so tired.", "cause theres no party", "there`s not many things better than sleeping with my windows open", "sittin on d bed about 2 fall asleep", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", ": probably not I want to go home", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "ya`ll going out without me", "im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow", "_II It`s foggy here", "I didn`t get a lot of sleep myself last night. And it is a good thing, reading", "that`s enough! I`ll do nothing for 2 hours.", "DUCKED OFF! I`LL BE BACK IN GA TOMORROW.", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "no school today! that`s greeeeeat!", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "It`s last Friday today", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool", "Just got up from a nap.. Relaxing for the night", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "Im hungry and its cold", "he not getting off early?", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "wow its only 9:30", "I`m SO thinking about skippin out to NY in the morning. . . but all of my plans were for tonight well . . . most of them anyway.", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "I`m not posh enough to read Tatler", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up" ]
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My Street Fighter IV skills are lacking, can`t beat Seth on easy.
[ "I haven`t seen Muffin in two whole days!", "_lights aw what`s wrong?", "slightly burnt challah The proof is in the eatin`, though...", " time to leave a passive agressive note to the owners. It`s not the dog`s fault... it`s their **** owners", " It is sad... I feel bad when I hear it. They look like mid 30`s. It`s like something u wld see on lifetime", "rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation.", "Im not doing the hunt, i was in the middle of making it but all my work got erased sry guys, now i look like a idiot for replying 2 all u", "just found out I won`t be tweeting from ,my phone in Scotland, different networks I was going to upload photos to twitpic, sorry", " Cheese and Onion! Vinegar taste weird on crisps! England`s got loads of weird crisps flavorus lol.. What do you like ? x", " I told that joke onstage at Butlins in 1991. One person laughed. Scarred for life at 8", "Having to write a real looking paper letter. Not done one of those for a very long time. Sad really.", "Dang! My voice wont came out! And my snots is covering all my tissues... DANGIT! I hate FLU!", "7846 - almost catching up, so gonna kick her ****, and woop i will b joing the 10k mile high club soon", "_nk Wouldn`t call that cool or dangerous. Reckon it fits into the stupid category", "Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee it really hurts now", " heh, you seem to have a complex about your iPhone jealousy. This self-denial is harmful! Just let it out." ]
[ "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!", "'toys'??? Advanced load carrying system. Low-cost 1-man outdoor shelter. I didn`t get the Wolverine glove", "want`s to see `2001 Maniacs` Why won`**** come through the post!?", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "- Try this one", "i would but he`s premiering avatar footage and can`t do it then. also, we better hang out.", "http://bit.ly/qiPUU Jon 4 Lakers Video Blackberry", "I think i am getting a cold", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "Looks like they dialed it in a LOT...payed attention to all the small but important details in gameplay...still no blood tho", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "hahaha probably not sorry. We`ve got some things to do around the house...and then we have to go to Jared`s parents house", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "wants to increased my karma ~ http://plurk.com/p/suiva", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "I need some cheering up", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "No html converter on there Think we`re going with http://bit.ly/3pJNC `cause it took 5 min. to get working.", "they tryna get me 2 sing on mic n i said NO NO NOOOOOOOO", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "it was a lonely battle, my friend, but you fought valiantly!", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol", "WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", ", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT", "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "I keep trying but no, I didn`t win Had the right answer though! Trick question!", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", ", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.", "I need one more follower.", "there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud", "_Devil1 Big Brother quiz? What?! I`m too busy rocking out on Guitar Hero, I didn`t notice any such thing", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "I want to go see Up", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "check out review for the movie Fighting - http://bit.ly/Fle9j Hilarious!! leave this guy a comment!", "don`t you need a server and someone who knows how to program to use Wordpress? Love to but my knowledge is limited right now", "Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "Powerdvd doesn`t want to play my Pushing Daisies dvd. I only want screenies to make icons with! Copy protection gone bonkers?", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "A+ for effort though http://bit.ly/Mco5v", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a", "Dear Daniel, good news from Nintendo! They want you as a potential Lotchecktester! Hoffentlich wirds was mit der Stelle", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one", "Shiv, his place, slowly I hope", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "http://bit.ly/253ce :: I got bit in the face by a doberman when I was four years old, I just wanted a kiss My neighbor had about 13 ...", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "have you ever met a guy thatv was everything you want and need but you never really went for it w/ him ? g`nite Daddy", "I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.", "I fell for Austin Taura Hanafiah even morreee! Shoott!!! A guy shouldn`t look that yumm! Hahaha...", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...", "I seem to have run into a bit of a keychain issue. User differs on /Library/Keychains/System.keychain, should be 501, owner is 0", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "_jackson already there`s none left back to cabbage soup", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "Is anyone`s #visialvoicemail working. Have done the sync. Turned off & on. But still not going Help?" ]
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my son got stung by a bug for the first time his little finger is slightly swollen.
[ " you seem desperate,that says probly enough", " No ways. If you can nab a youngster, go for it! My best friend swears by younger men - apparantly they can go for longer too!", "after I said hi how are you she did at double take & left. **** it I should have let her look around first", " just called me a cheeseburglar. He made me sad", " it drained my energy", "****. I got a math test today.", "Sometimes the things you say hurt the ones you love most unintentionally. And you can never ever take it back or fix it.", "My blackberry is soon approaching her death", "This weekend is going to be packed full of work for school No life this summer I`m afraid.", "It is Gloomy outside. It is making me sad I miss the sun and its happiness!!", "tiiiired but i cant sleep", "Received our first bit of spam from Twitter - not sure how to feel that the 'sanctity' of our conversation has been tainted.", " Yes, I`m the only stupid girl of my kind!!", "coach says have come along way, faster that alot of people oh yeah whos the man. ohh very sore", " hey! chutti was very tiring.. and have to travel again tomo how was your Friday?", "So yeah, things aren`t going so well for me. I`m getting to feel like I haven`t felt in a long, long time." ]
[ "Hello pal..nice 2 c u today...have a gr8 week", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "_Kid May the 4th be with you", "on a day like this...", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "YAHOO! volleyball, hiking, eating a fish eye, witnessing, sleeping on the beach, jumping rocks, & hanging where Jurassic Park was filmed!", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "Thanks for the concern, guys. A few stitches later, all is well. Whew.", ": Started using the branch", "Bucky, my ferret officially has insulinoma Now on daily prednisone. Had interview with p-doc today, have to go back monday for testing.", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "_another_1 I love that we just get a little peek of your dimple", "_mueller yes i love it its just a little bit complicated, because i want it on my BB , but it doesnt work", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "About to get my wisdom teeth pulled!", "it was ok. Cute @ times.", "holy cute! Dexter has already lost his kitten face gettin a chunky butt since we got back from qld too haha", "_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "@_Flik_ Good one. Might think about it for this year`s NaNoWriMo competition.", "and it`s off to work I go, only 9.5 days until the kiddo`s finish", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "Oh... according to mom dad is going to try and take 2-3 weeks off in Sep. to go to Austira, and just wrap a vacation into it as well lmao", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "BTW, thanks for the gifts. I`m wearing my shirt, having a dunker and Apple loved that chicken soup; just what she needed!", "Hey thats good, my Daughter`s still asleep and Son is drawing, better feed him v soon", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "Twitter question: should I go to my brothers 1st soccer game of the season? OR, Should I stay warmed up in bed? 2 minutes to reply!!", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "whoa!! hahaha! wee going there in a bit! just watching Hugh Jackman`s interview at Oprah.", "yeah, so quick! And I`m using the 5mm addi`s I bought on Sat and it makes it even smoother", "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6", "Ta very much! Happy B-Day to G-son", "read your status update & just wanted 2 b sure I was on your follow list Hope u r having a wondefl wkend Michael~blessings", "nature has just called me BRB", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise", "Yeah, mine said 'That`s a nice picture' & gave me the red x! Hope you get it working soon!", "I feel better today.", "Bird poo update... Managed to clean it all off but some slight stainage remains any tips?", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "_Ky_Monkey Hope u have an amazing day today Monkey! U deserve it! No cheating on DEW & looking at THE PICTURE! lol Happy Bday! <3", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "I`m so getting the cold", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...", "in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox", ": AWW! Thank you honey.. Didja get mommy a daddy?", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "#bgt Aw bless her, my stomach sank when she first whimpered but good on her for trying to carry on. That`s nice of Simon to take charge.", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "I have to pee.", "Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "I hope you feel better soon", "is in a good mood", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "FREE FREE FREE- just a pesky registration but after that ENJOY http://bit.ly/rlQGu", "Time for a clean up.", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "get that fixed, after few years it can worth some thing", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "says numbers are all good - all that`s left is the white blood cell count. http://plurk.com/p/rqo8q", "Prowse? I got a Christmas card of him last year. & I wish I had the money right now. Saving for an apartment", "I`m definitely make-up challenged. So, curling lashes and `tined` moisturiser? Does this tip come with a glossary?", "**** was about to call", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "It`s not much better than instant.", "yep but I`m going better now", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "But i dont mind the long line when theres a super cutie in front of me. Too bad he`s wearing a **** bracelet with a girls name on it", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "Is hungry with a sub", "'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?", "my pic didn`t work", "just found two very moldy and squishy reasons why non cracker based foods aren`t allowed in the play room. When mom`s away...", "_d awww glad to know Little Sweet D and Leigh are doing good...thanks for the updates Howie", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "so far surprisingly good responses. My dad offered to airbrush the old logo on the wall..but I think that might be overkill", "alphonso milkshake in the morning, lassi in the afternoon and fresh nimbupaani in the evening....summers can be fun", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508", "Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'", "Just got out of work", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "AK, flop comes 2K6 I bet 15 get raised to 25 I call, turn is A, we check, river rag, then I check and he bets 15, I raise 15 he calls, 22", "i hope you feel better", "And the first thing you did was get your twit on....", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!" ]
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Bumping dj opus in the drunk in the car. lmao. Don`t act like u don`t know.
[ "Not feeling very well.", "is it weird that i really want a harry potter bed spread and pillows???? i wish i could find one that wasn`t gryffindor", " - Still a pity it comes with no lamb though", "I hurt my foot in gym class.", "_Hall Is that why you aint answer my call? Thought we were homies!?", " Hello, yourself. Enjoy London. Watch out for the Hackneys. They`re mental.", "Whoops - I got sunburnt", "in a bad mood now annoying when its sunny", " I have heard that about a lot of programs like that, we go to a large chain of learning centers, sorry for you!", " iya, nyokap gue pernah berkata demikian :-| and it`s so hard to share what we have", "is sad cuz my mommy leaves to indy today", "Ouch just burned myself making soup for nico...", "tonight was a very bad night", " Nooooo! Working this weekend", " OMG .. my memory must have failed me! Very weird since I do not normally forget because of my profession!", "So not looking forward to hurricane season. 3 days until..." ]
[ "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "I`m getting back into again", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "hey! not much, you?", "That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.", "mayb he was raped when he was younger", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "His beard is addressed in this week`s LOLs.", "oh.. tnx for following cass.", "is chatting to one of her besties.", "lol i cant drink!!", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "It`s going to be a good week", "now i`m in hmv", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo", "ekkk..thats ruff..hope you have a safe flight and good meeting", "lol -catch me if u can", "I`m such a chicken", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "Some of yr coworkers hogging the jukebox @ Union Jacks.", "I learned the Hoedown Throwdown!", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart", "no, i do better with people i don`t know you`re going to chiodos tonight, right? just kill something for me.", "No surprise there. They probably don`t know themselves where it is", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "haha. the pic wrong. haha. now the one is then correct.", "me too what are you doing?", "_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x", "might be at cornerstone this year", "i tried to help", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "_d No, it`s not...", "yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in", "Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "YAY!! that`s so cool aww that woulda been sweet, no worries though! I`m just glad you had fun!!", "Its relaxing time..a movie and some treats", "Aww people must be COLOR BLIND HUH random1", "_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "I got a Coach purse", "had such a fun time with allegra tonite!!! we saw 17again!! good movie", "we`ll be visiting my grandparents later. BTW i just heard katy perry`s HOOK UP whew so cool i love it more than k.clarkson`s version", "wants to hear his voice", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe", "I be having a drink with Marc while Izzy is sleepin woot woot!", "It looks like it might rain", "I`m watching The episode 3 Of JONAS OMJ", "Listening to the commentary track on Holiday Inn. Never thought I`d see Bing Crosby in black face, but the rest of the movie was cute", "it`S freezing and raining here", "had an awesome time with and", "nothing is going on here is guess", "yea I was about to call you shallow but you saved yourself by saying he makes good music", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "On the way to home", "haha that was good, slightly geeky but funny x", "ooh like what? I`m planning on spending the night in as well", "The seat was a nice place to go", "check it out check it out check it out.", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "its ok. im juz curious", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!", "nah, you`re just altered forever Enjoy.", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "u didn`t hit me up", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "aaa new follower! hiii", "I want a fake BLT....", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "Happy Birthday to my ****", "just watch evan longoria", "booziest weekend in a long time, good fun though!", "Haha same as miine", "Just investigated whether I could change my username to Ermintrude - someone`s already nabbed it", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "is going home after an awesome time with the peeps", "@ Sly party enjoying life partying tonight.....maybe?", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "it means that you are now FAMOUS. Congrats!", "Ah this is getting to me", "about to drink a hot chocolate yummy.", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "not the same.. Can we party tonight jig", "On the way to santa monica", "_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.", "imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool", "Enjoying time with the g/f", "I have a license and a car..at least for now.", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "I say it`s in the cards.", "is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same", "I have no idea whether or not to drink anymore...", "Just got a new Ipod. Life`s Good.", "it looks like you have a lot of fun with lady gaga", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "I don`t have a subject line on my phone... just normal texts.", "Have a good day", "Ps Brian just announced his message title, 'what is in you will flow from you' My friend replied 'cheescake??' Ha!" ]
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Here`s a brief preview: http://bit.ly/eHCfP OMG James is creepy in that role! I`m scared of him
[ "Justin`s blanket shed black lint all over my white skirt.", "Noooo my favorite coworker just got a new job, he`s doing marc jacobs shows now, not fair! I don`t want him 2 go!", "chilling on the sofa, I hate vaccinations, I feel sooo ill", "snotty nose poorly chest! this is not good!", "I just vacuumed my entire house three times. Screw all vacuums!!", "When the weather`s... ugh, something like asthma. So, yeah, Ventolin.", "Ok super bored... guess no one else it", "I think I killed my 6-mo old bromeliad. need a new pet plant.. or not.", "headache wanna see my Julie", " awwww nsty when ppl make fun of someone & laugh their asses off; when the see ur not laughing that shoud be a HINT! Wrong", "Summer Glau to appear in Dollhouse next year http://tinyurl.com/mnrezc... I still can`t believe they won`t renew TSCC", " **** i wanna see the rest!! i only saw like 30 minutes", " I sound really Brummie lol but most of all I just hate looking at myself!", " did she tell you why she hasnt? i miss my boge.", " Plus you guys have IceTV, which I REALLY miss from living there.", "I want another shake from Ritas.Badly." ]
[ "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "*cough* star trek *cough*", "My sources say no", "i`ll go to the movies with you", "_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!", "is listening to Jello Biafra at work.", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "Scratch that. Now we`re watching `marley and me`. Thinking I could stay awake better for this one.", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "star wars ............ is **** BOO??? i wanna do your job HAND IT OVER u can act as me at my high school LOL", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "Movie is pretty interesting actually. Gonna finish watching it. probably seeing star trek tomorrow. <3 ZQ. lol", "Excellent! You got a name for him yet? Don`t forget to twitpic him.", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "not the best way to start your day", "I was seeing only one side of it, but it looked interesting. And deep.", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "Boyfriend is out with friends tonight. Don`t know what to do with my evening", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "hmmm i neeeddd foooddd nd is looking forward 2 playing with the puppy 2 day nd seeing lewishhh", "is going to help lancey cook", "Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "Bollywood fims & egyptian tea", "now that`s an imtetsting visual.", "I am going to see how long I can do this for.", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "that was such a tease! I cant wait til Sunday!! but then after that, nothing until November oh well, i can wait!", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "Chrystina Grace Timberlake has a ring to it!", "Trying to fix my background", "talkshow with Larry, then Cage?", "It`s a an MK mentality...I think", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "I don`t have an invite i might try Mr P Bale for an invite", "what was it? I missed it.", "_M aww why psn?", "Working security for the club tonight. First time working it in about a month. Should be interesting. Oh, and hi Kelsenator!", "i see 5 faces in that thing. but no more ****", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "is goin out to dinner!", "http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "seen loads of new photos and stuff of new moon and cant wait lol (L) Taylor lautner lol takes his shirt off 3 times yum =]... lol", "Trying to get this swimmer`s ear to go away!!", "when u get a chance can u post a video of tinkerbell saying peekaboo i kinda wana hear him say it", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "I guess you will find out shortly.", "good luck haha i loved your character in the bring it on: in it to win it movie", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "I wanna feel my chin", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "I`m new at this and I don`t have any friends now! please comment !", "sittin on d bed about 2 fall asleep", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "Hes just not that into you", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "denial can be very powerful", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "i thought you were gonna be at the show", "OH NO....do you think he`s lived out his lifespan?", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "Watching videos on youtube with the bf. Thinking about going to bed soon.", "lol to see my king", "Thinkin` Twitter is interesting.", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.", "ARCHIE ANDREWS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! veronica?", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "Can`t you guys do something on CO-OP about Grim Fandango? Don`t you wanna see it on XBLA/PSN? Call Tony Plana! Call Tim!!", "About to clock into work", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "going to the movies with clancy", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "I like already (new follower to join in midst of zombies mayhem)", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "I know it wasn`t going to be there, but I check EZTV for The Office torrent...", "a bedtime story pls....", "romance zero is funny", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "Employee orientation for serco yayy.. I`m excited/nervous!!!! Wish me luck!", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "Yup, but what they going do??? He`s the Mother Effin Champion!!!! LOL", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "It looks like it might rain", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "wondering what on earth is this new tools for", "Morning & welcome new followers! I tweet business & pleasure so just fair warning", "haha that photo is too funny! I hope he wasn`t disturbed by passengers too much during the flight", "to go in their next live chat.", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "Don`t worry you will have Ava to distract you on the flight", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "Is watching the cat in the hat", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "It`s Just So Audioo.", "Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me", "I do too!! Sounds interesting", "eating nothing, drinking water, about to watch a movie, join me?", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "two months from today till I`m Mrs. Josiah!! ahhhH!", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "praying to be humble is always dangerous, He will answer you (God gives grace ...)", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy." ]
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I`m missing crab legs and attending my going away instead!
[ "What am I doing atm? http://twitpic.com/4jmeh Oh yeah. Apple Juice I`m such a rebel!", " missing jmichelle... told you treat me like a step child! smh", " a wet and dirty one now", " hey Jodi.. what`s up??ugg.. im bored.. i just made a sundae.. c u monday.. ( hahaha it rymed...) loll. cu in school", "God **** you Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop eating my undeleted DMs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Ugh, still sick. This Calgary cold has lasted forever.", "I woke up with a sore throat Work tonight. Grad practice in the morning, hanging with family, then GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL", " you may have to email the tech support ppl. that`s odd.", " i know, and we gotta wait until earl 2010, i think or very late 2009! its just wrong", " *is bad ****...He still is", " probably not. I hate when that happens!", " What`s sad is that I actually had to google that term. That sucks, tho.", " That may be, I still don`t like hearing his name so much. #blackhawks #canucks", "so freaking tired. It`s like my body refuses to move.", "a guy called me AD-HD kid earlier today, and that hurts", " I`d just plain go crazy" ]
[ "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "Off to get Bailey`s tongue clipped", "fo sho, im down", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "_a The rocky kind! With little rockpools & octopi & shells & stuff. Now I want to be at the beach. Its the perfect overcast day.", "i havent seen you all week", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "Bom dia! Good Morning! Guten Morgen! I am returning to Twitter!", "My birthday is now over.", "I`m such a chicken", "thank you, god bless im going to eaat my in in out", "_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me", "_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "Soooo bummed I`m missing the blockparty again! Haven`t been able to get the app to listen on my iPhone!!", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "time to learn another language?", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "the sun is shinning! im off out!!", "Oui, I figured that since its a day off, I`d better start brushing up on my french; so far I have learnt Bonjour and Oui", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "Off To The Movies With Abby (Who I Have Not Seen In FOREVER) To See Star Trek. L8er Twitter Folk", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "Rain Rain Rain go away come back next week when I`m gone (via ) raining lie crazy in the Keys", "Think I`ll go enjoy the sun`s rays again...I LOVE being off work", "Thanxx for following me", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "right guys i have to go", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "i did, haha. i`ll run is more suitable, at the moment.", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june", "Don`t worry, you`ll get your stamina back soon What kind of distances do you run usually?", "ahhhh now i have no pic", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "Getting a pedicure. I love these. My massage did not include a leg/arm/foot massage today.", "'stunningly beautiful' and 'new piece' don`t usually go together. Wish I could go", ": yay! it will be good to have you back", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "So much happier, despite my looming departure", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.", "what a beautiful day not to got to my first class", "have fun on flashy fed hill..im sure you`re imported cheeto eating **** will fit in lol", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "oh.. tnx for following cass.", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "i wish i was there too", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "_amr i`m here haha", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "Doin` the Crocodile Rock", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "Ugggh. Its so nice out! I don`t want to be working with back-up dancers.", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "Finally back in bed with my puppies after a LONG week in Jamaica. loved it, but lve to be home too!! Night", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Gettin home frm hangin with Herman", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably" ]
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gettn ready to take a trip to Jersey my dad`s not doing so good, he needs a new heart~whoeva see`s this please say a prayer for my dad
[ "The city officially smells like dead fish", " aww me sry that was me yesterday ....", " How did we just get paid and still be broke as hell?! No shopping spree for me today", " i kno i doooo!!!!!!!!!! yall partyin with out me", "only gets spam in her college email account now. What a way to rub in graduation.", "had to give my 5 year old golden retriever away to another family today #sad http://bit.ly/s48D0", "is still sick sigh", "here again in school bored wanting 2 go home", "It is so miserably hot, the a/c in my house is broken", " - It is supposed to be an unrelated (story-wise) new part of the Fallout series they`re working on... Only the name is out", " I`m not even in your situation and now I`m sad. I`m sorry, that`s really sucky.", "Celebrating the fact that Norwich City got relegated yesterday. Seems like myself and the awfully nice Mr Fry are football rivals!", " lol `if u knew better, u`d do better, wouldnt wear Uggs in shoe weather...` awww RIP Stack B", "@_anniemay OMG No fair", " Unfortunately, I will be nowhere near the beach. I have fam in that area, too.", "Have $#@&!!! Malware on my work PC! I miss having an IT dept" ]
[ "bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "Good luck on final!", "is goin out to dinner!", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "Im so just heading home", "I need to go shopping with you...but I need to save my money", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "How`s the head this morning?", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "xD hello that`s an important date!", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why", "its almost lunch time for you", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "I`m not off till 930", "yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!", "At wrk ...gtta come back tonite", "I want to be at", "thanks 4 the folow", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "Good Morning All! Hope everyone is doing well on this Monday! Thanks for all the #followfriday recos! I am blessed!", "MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "Trying to fix my background", "may the forth be with you", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "I don`t know how to use this", "on my way to driver`s training", "I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess adult swim time (anime)", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "I read somewhere they were restoring the name, hope it happens soon", "<<< Just like in HIMYM", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "I`m in belleville at my parents and someone offered me a bus ride to orillia for 10$ at the mall. Thought of you", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "Will be back in Dallas tomorrow.", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3", "is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review", "I want a massage!!!", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "_christie keep the faith it`ll be over soon", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "I have to use the bathroom", "Good morning Dan! It`s my Bday and I plan on getting some exercise too today!! Love ya!! See you in NYC!!!", "do you need to go on a bike ride?", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "I want to go to VP, but no one is willing to come with me.", "Glad to be home I wish I could make feel better", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me", "When you think about it, the way God works in tremendously, amazing -- He made it possible for me to get my card holder that I lost back.", "off to JFK (again), should be in texas soon.", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him", "yep! jimmy buffett FTW!!!... jimmy needs to tweet his words of wisdom every morning", "hhaha kewl dude!! but if u dont know & he does have a reason well thats another story mhmhmh...does he?", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .", "All I want is to see him tonight. and I know it`s not gonna happen.", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "each day is a new beginning", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...", "poor grace!!! You need to date a cute male nurse.", "Awesome sunday service God is for you, Jesus is praying for you - What can man do to you?!", "Im hungry and its cold", "got the txt - holla when ya need me", "thats my moan for the day", "Ur friend sent me", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "Going home to get clothes", "I designed a new shirttttt.", "I`m going to ask Waldi. I hope he makes a new keyword for me", "go on msn. i need to talk to you about something that happened today", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "i want to see you on tour!", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "wut u want a shot of ma?", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "i need a good idea... FAST!", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "I need to look at apartments tomorrow", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "I am doing the same I want to travel a little!", "Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "wants to go back to charleston" ]
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Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan
[ "Sitting in boring **** litterature listening to jack Johnson missing the gf soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.", "4 novos followers http://migre.me/SfN Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due to strange activity. strange � �timo", "I`m nauseous I need a yogurt or something..", "Sooo the Children`s Museum was closed for a fund raiser when we got there. annoying", "Wee laddie`s been SO upset for about 2 hours. Tried soothing him in bed, nursing, etc. Nope. Up at 3:30am for real food. Blue Clues now.", " yeah it made a great noise, and tripped the house circuit breaker. Good Times. $200 worth of parts too", "I hate crowds http://tr.im/mONi", "on my way to work! working sucks big time", " SO jealous...see if you can get some Dallas concert tix out of her...it`s all sold out!!", "Woo, Hulu Desktop! My poor Mac is kinda struggling with it though, poor little Core Duo just can`t keep up", " yeah same here... I have a bit of headache too... ick", "I burnt my arm. (just thought you should know)", "left the inn now im at school. dang its straight up dead here!! [<3Hannah]", "... Still feelin like blah... 3 more hours", "Over-thought tying my shoe, couldn`t figure it out for a while", " o its feels like a hot box and no matter where i go in here it still feels like a hot box! ice cream isn`t working n e more" ]
[ "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "only 2 more days of minnie", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters", "well here i go off to work", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend", "im feeling the burn of the last 4 days..gonna chill play xbox and watch stuff all day", "Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "Hi ho hi ho it`s off to work we go", "Back at home and phone my grandma... I love her and miss her", "did you run into someone I know this weekend?", "Fighting a migraine Medication is almost working.", "ooh thats an early start ive got bed planned for that time..ha..LoveYouJonesy ****", "is about to go duster shoppping in greenhills with my Mom for Balikbayans", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY!", "Just went with Kerri to her locker for the last time.", "Playing some games before I leave for work Work til at least 11PM tonight.", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?", "It`s pretty warm out now! I forgot K was sick though.", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "today will be productive: gym now....lots and lots of writing later", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "The pool doesnt open til tomorrow!", "Ugh id better get up for work", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "where has my sleep run off to??", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "I was going to go to london for a week then had to change my ticket! I would have been there right now", "is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt", "Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!", "just had a gym sesh.", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "I was too sleepy earlier and i didnt get to see matt", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "the mum`s cake is done.. now i need make a good luch and tomorrow will be an amazing Mum` day", "alright cool. See you tomorrow thank you!", "off to friendss for theree birthdayy. X", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "that`s two and a half hours completed now. chillaxing until half 2", "is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :]", "i am leaving soon for Kansas City to take some of my stuff. Only 8 days of living in Carthage left.", "BOYSTOWN. I`ll leave for Eastwood in 3hours.", "Just got done working out....relaxing than off to work", "9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy", "I know I have lots of emails to answer! I will be home tomorrow", "home sweet home sleeping until monday I hope.", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "_honey thank you i have a business exam tomorrow too :/", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!! (FAREWELL!!!)", "played a bit pool with my buddies....going to bed now, have to work tomorrow", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "are u planning on doing cardio for 1.5 hrs? If so that`s very reasonable whatcha do last night?", "Going to bed, busy day tomorrow...Happy Mother`s Day Madre! Te Amo!", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "off to bed I go..have a great Mom`s Day all you moms!", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hit a cleaner", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "at work till 7.", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "The time in Germany went by too fast, only 2 days left Hopefully I will move here soon.", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "Day off with nothing to do", "about to hit the sheets.", "Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up", "going to have bfast now", "back home with my puppyy", "that`s cool! i think del`s going to korea same time as you! have fun!", "just got home! LET US ALL BE CONNECTED WITH GOD, CONSTANTLY!", "I forgot, Happy Mom`s day.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "It`s going to be a good week", "Where were you on Wed night?", "going away party at ambers road trip tomorrow!", "good night fellow Twitterati. back to work tomorrow", "just got done washing dishes not too long ago", "out of commish for a few days in ATL with fam. Just saw the updates to the .net website... Looks AWESOME!", "Off to study! later guys", "TGIF!! But I have so much work to do this weekend", "I`m on my way...!", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "I would if I was home", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny" ]
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And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows
[ "Everyone is working tonight! I`m bored", "people with mustaches get super powers and mustaches. no fair.", "someone doesn`t feel good...", " It is so unfair, Hustlaball, US citizens working here, Personal Appearances Expectations, Prowler, can I do that there?", " yeah! but too late lol", "that little girl on BGT omggg, how can people not feel sorry for her?", "33 minutes left before my flannel hobbit shoes get wet RAIN, PLS GO AWAY!", "Marley and me is the saddest movie ever I never cry in movies but this movie mad me cry", "Just lost Internet. And I was in a raid for 25 OS.", " I miss my cats.... But not on Sunday mornings! Mine did that to", "This is not fair... bath again....", "unfortunately people at work let me down so I am now having a bad morning! it`s official... but revenge is a dish best served cold", "_xox Oh god, everyone`s dying. But it`s mainly justin depressing me", "Thinks twitter doesn`t like me", "Now I`m depressed again..ugh!!! HELP!!!", " i`m totally gutted, i ended up with my foot in a cast today so i can`t travel to nottingham now to see you guys ****" ]
[ "Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "WOW AND TO THINK SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY REALLY DO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE BUT DONT GET TO GO BACK TO A HOTEL.", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "21 days away from being evicted", "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "lotsa water. it`s already dark out", "nothing right now to do", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "People eight years my junior can`t understand most of my references", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "Academy Rector with tons of tutors looks like the way to go, since all the good Trix draw engines and mana accel is gone.", "where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Off to work I go!", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "I hate Windows. I miss my lovely Ubuntu I`m such a nerd haha", "Writing out to tape. #48hoursnz", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "uh oh u gonna fire somebody??", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "Coffee in hand and sun shining in my window. Hope everyone`s having a great Monday morning so far! #monday - MR", "i`ve been up most of what normal ppl consider the night. no problem going to sleep but nightmares been waking me up.", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "Yeah, Trimet says it`s a 1hr trip, I get home at 6:30/6:45-ish, so we`d arrive just as everyone was leaving.", "darn open source software and it`s security holes", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "we get so bored with routine.. lol!", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "_01 here is winter, but not snow", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "Finally, a beautiful, sunny day in Atlanta. Too bad I`m stuck inside working...", "Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Needed !!!", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "Waiting in line @ tryst", "macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "That post was for", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "Really tired, and need to be up in the morning... Off to bed. Good Night All!!!", "at work then back to my baby`s house", "Rainy day is rainy.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "Adem in, adem uit", "what if we are in England? x", "Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed", "ahh everyone`s out today taking in the sunny weather except me might go and watch some tv...", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "Good morning in Twitterville. Off to work I go...Chat @ all of u later", "working from home office today and catching up on everything except twitter", "1.Tiffany is already ten minutes late 2.Reading Flowers in the Attic 3.Late breakfast at Starbucks 4.Listening to Waking up in Vegas", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.", "is moving out of Nesbitt.", "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "About to clean my room", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "Lovely morning to cycle to work but met with a 29 degree office", "gets to go home. I`m here until 10:30", "Just funny sitting here with external keyboard, mouse, and macbook on bed just looks strange but it`s comfortable", "getting cds ready for tour", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "Again working on the internet shop ... don`t think we will achieve the goal of uploading by the previously set time Will keep going", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "I have to work but I`ll just watch it later.. even though it`s not the same.", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "I really need a job.", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "need to get a hand", "ohh yes. I`ve rented one and thought the same; very roomy. But hubby wont go for it. welp, congrats on the new baby", "at work......thinking about the rest of my finals...summer almost here", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair" ]
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[ "chillen at gmas! Soooo humid outside!", "I miss my mom.. 'May angels lead you in'", "Worried about the reply after sending THE SMS to 78277.", "ugh lost the remote gotta actually move to change channel wtf #****", " ..ok brother...did you change your num and not give it to me, AGAIN??? smh..you no good dude", "Sunburn is not as fun as I remember", "Wow. Way to be discouraged idk anymore... fml.", "Went to get dog from vets, theyve stitched her ear, charged us for it but she still bleeds like a waterfall everytime she moves. D: WHY!", " I miss you already. All the sad faces you texted me were seriously gonna make me cry.", " Snap. I`m the same with any reality show. Watch the first and I`m hooked Very sad", "graandma`s houseee i havee too leave now! <3", "going to my bff`s. haha. but thats in like 2 hourssss sooooo...calllll me. actually darn, i have hw", " I would but its like 1800 or 1000+ miles gas prices are crazy im doing alpine next summer most def", "We waste way too much paper @ the office... for nothing worthy, that almost disgust me", "phones about to die ttfn!", "Alcohol makes me tired. And I miss and want him so much. It hurts" ]
[ "_STYLE I like it", "when you get your grill taken care of this morning how about a quick shot of the hands. Don`t ask why, just do it", "you`re absolutely welcome. i love you too and am happy i was able to help make that moment happen.", "Hey its back!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "my mum was really happy about her pretty small present^^ oh wow tomorrow we can test one of her presents: one of the pasta recepies", "i love you mooorrreeee", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "wishes Happy Mother`s Day!", "to all mothers out there... or even soon to be mothers >8D happy mother`s day y`all", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "Choir banquet was more than I could`ve ever dreamed. I`m so happy! Now after party at Lauren`s!!!", "Well that is nice. Loving the new Friends organiser too.", "Happy Anoop Day to you too Monica", "Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad", "husband is golfing & the Toddler and I shall frolic. Am I the consummate mama in that Im so happy with my day?", "loves the new Mother`s Day snl digital short, mother lover, oohhhh cornyness", "@ inthebattle its really cute. One of my favorites.", "http://twitpic.com/4jkea - now has 10,000 followers! Congrats!", "Lovely profile + website! Very neat... love the 'where is gary' ticker!", "_life Hey i like love iCarly it rocks. my youtube account--> http://tinyurl.com/cf63ud", "It worked. Cool AND the gang!", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Interesting people like you should never be bored, Tooshers.", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "Good morning Dan! It`s my Bday and I plan on getting some exercise too today!! Love ya!! See you in NYC!!!", "Happy Mother`s Day! Hugs~", "Youtube. ) Really awesome quality, actually.", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "yeah that sounds more sensible. thought you had a heston bleumenthal moment of genius somehow!", "dude, was that you in the new Star Trek Burger King commercial? Bud Light AND Burger King? So proud of u man.", "i like this Dr. Seuss quote - �You know you`re in love when you can`t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.' -", "! HE HAS A FAVOURITE! You`re his favourite ;) OMGAAH. sorry for creepering? ..not really lol", "good luck chan! gue kmrn bawa backpack kosong, quite helping", "glad you liked the gmail add-on too. We visual people like the asthetics to be right don`t we.", "Oh, I see. Daily life shots? It`ll be interesting as well.", "Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!", "your test works fine for me tweetdeck is so cool eh?", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "jip i have a good one", "anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away", "party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day", "thx! Hoping it`s a good week.", "gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "of course it is http://is.gd/kqSK", "thanks have fun at work lol ****", "cheers for the aptism link", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "Excellent the Suzaku 7 are back together woop last episode hope its a happy one i`m a sucker for these really lol shh", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "hope you have a nice relaxing day!!! hope your well wishing you all the best", "here btw, this is not a bot", "_ho Yay you can eat proper food now!", ". welcome to Twitter!!! Love you!!! Can`t wait to see you next month", "Wow, you`re car`s awesome! Have fun with Alex.", "learning french funy school-day today don`t be mad about english :*:*", "_Anderson your tweets were awesome **** the heat. That`s what dencorub is for", "Wishing you a very Happy Mother`s Day, Carina!! Hugs...Joy", "Girl, you`re crazy... I LOVE! you. Hahaha, and I GOT! yo` Lp Chap.", "Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend", "haha hi mum! wow yes, very modern of you. now you just need to get a facebook account! p.s. talk to me by writing", "can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.", "Yeah i like it", "_sl happy sunday to you to", "_louise yeah. like that", "It`s just a click without subscription needed Vote for my tweet on http://openzap.com/ (in today best list)", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "I`m good! thx. and how are u? what are u doing?", "A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave", "awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!", "@_TWEE haha thanks to you that`s my new word for the week! ****", "Morning Chip - loved the new html format on your ezine.", "cant contain myself, tooooooo excited", "glad to hear it`s good bank holiday weather down there to", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg", "reunited and it feels so good", "Happy mother`s day to all the mom`s! Love you mom", "Hey lovely.. hope you had a good day Thanks for an awsome night and teaching me how to put together a tie...hahaha", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "HAppy Mother`s Day to my Mom...that lady is the coolest I love u ma!", "Just got back from working out. I`m feeling pretty good. work at 4:30", "Yey! holiday Monday in Uk today ... have a chilled day", "Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today", "_Kaufer You cant argue w/them, as they actually have zero things to complain about so they make stuff up", "HEY, BABEE. ) LOVE YOOOOUUU. >< RP time.", "Happy Mothers Day to All the Mom`s out there!! We Love You!!!", "Hey! Polka dots or black dress. Both very glam. Mobile twitter`s a bit **** at the mo.", "- u aint lost me, i`m right here", "TINK! (whatever the **** it means!!) from your JKUK girls! Show us some love! ;) ****", "--please do SNL every week!! i couldn`t quit laughing!! u+snl=best nite ever", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "good to know PLN`s Earthday doesn`t only happen in my neck of the woods", "Aww how cute! You`d love my bathroom http://twitpic.com/4jez4", "Packing gym bag. Off to the gym in a bit. Squee! I`m my happiest whem I`m on the go.", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "wishes a Happy Mother`s Day to all mothers! Especially her own. http://plurk.com/p/svg9d", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the enw drummer youre mean!", "Weather reports of a week of upper 60s make me happy Perfect running weather!", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "Can`t wait to see you on December in Switzerland for a third rendez-vous Great show ! You are just amazing ... Enjoy in OZ", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "yeah, it`s a bit 80s silly at points but i love it", "Hehe you`re right, I`m not daft May is a good month to be on a French contract!", "lol. your tweets are always fun to follow Never a dull moment with the Kulps!", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "IKR?! My mom got it for me a birthday a few years ago. Tis the best", "OMG.. THIS ONE??? YESSSSS love this Danny song", "O: aw, frank i like that movie, it`s cool. i don`t fully understand, but i think that`s cool (:", "and to you too!!!!", "A little bit of good news.", "this goes out to the one n only smirker cheers dave! aka jak aka the best chest ever! ? http://blip.fm/~5jjcc", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "I love the site what a hoot, really enjoy the hair cuts in Thailand, always try to time ir just right, thanks for the tip", "better safe than sorry! Glad everything is okay." ]
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[ "i pulled a muscle in my neck this morning just feels like its getting more sore", " Caan`t Iht Be Earlier? ICant Wait That Long. Ahar. (:", "hm seems to have been because my blog was marked as a phishing site", "i miss him ALOT but im not gonna talk to him, i HOPE", "Watching Dr. Phil`s special on same-**** marriage. It`s sad how ignorant some people are", " awww for me I just think she`s tooo young or just not ready for it - tis painful to watch her so upset", "Stubbed my little toe this morning on my file cabinet ... and it`s turning black", ". he`s in bed sick. Heavy fever. Went to dr`s. Part of the reason i`m watching Aladdin 2 now and still haven`t been fed", "@ my sisters crying my eyes out, hubby called from Iraq, spoke for n2 minutes heard popping sounds in the background and call dropped.", " Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape", "Not feeling all that well today", " - l`d come if u could, but Australia is just too far away", "has on music at work today its so painful", "Date Like A Man So You Dont Get Played Like A ****", "_pina_14 Not good!!He wouldnt like his girl flirting with his colleagues,would he?", "gotta go twitterers (?) my stupid sister wants to go on facebook oging to montreal 2morrow so i wont be on for a while! bye!! XoXox <33" ]
[ "_Mom Emailed you - it`ll be on the porch anytime. If you come tomorrow, we`ll have to miss you! Don`t worry about knocking!", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "#3wordsaftersex Ow, rug burns", "LOL! Considering the recent debate on DL, I`m not touching the bad boy thing. I like the logical ones.", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "One interlock down one to go", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "Boingo connected without fuss this time, but it`s slower`n snail piss... (MDW, Food Count between Concourses A and B)", "Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back. Hahaha", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Calling all mothers, calling all mothers...get your butts to bed - the kids`ll be here tomorrow", "I did.`t Get tht.", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Good luck with the footage - none of the stations are breaking in live with it", "You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Less or more iTunes tuned up", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "I can safely say I won`t be a euro winner this week!!", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "wh-wha? hacky sack plans sans Jackie???", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "ummm not with me?", "_yeah thanks for that you pair of gits (hope it`s mega- like the bus!)", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "If we don`t pack, she can`t leave, right?", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "- No hard feelings, I hope Like I say, I think we agree with each other.", "yeah, but no closer to the secret of stumble.", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "Yep still a few seats left for PRACC workshop w/ & http://bit.ly/txpA6 see you there", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Well, I made the list look better, but I can`t do anything about the number pictures, since I already closed that tab.", "Will do - promise - thanks", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...", "they tryna get me 2 sing on mic n i said NO NO NOOOOOOOO", "__ Thanks. It`s SO annoying!", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Thanks for the reminder Tony", "'we`ll do lunch' uhh...indoors though we are having a thunderstorm rolling in", "Okay I`m about to 'crawl' into bed and ummm ummm. We are about to talk. We need to talk about somethings, Good Night Tweeters.", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "Again, No P.F. Changs for lunch Booooo", "Calling it a night .... talk to yall tomorrow", "DON`T PANIC! Hehe, it will be fine. Email it to me", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "_Allison Catch you later Terry....", "aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.", "Well, all I can do, is pray for you.....", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "Really? A good distraction now. I`ll check it right. now.", "enough for today, good night all", "Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "#sometimes also emoticons sometimes", "_Colossus Lol, cheers `mate`. Yeah it went well thanks", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "..the weather may makes it, cause temp fell down to 15C from 30C which were yesterday ...", "definitely, or even just 'i`ll call you', they never do how was ur day? ****", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "I don`t know, ask Carolyn. Also, we won`t have the boxes empty by the time you get off.", "Hoping the day gets better now", "well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "_ more than youl ever no ! !! ! !! ****", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!", "are you having a bad day?", "_laiter we already discussed this today but yeaaaaaah", "Oh no she stopped!", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "thanks Alen, it seems that we can only submit community news, is this an error, or must we prove ourselves", "_breez Yer please do! Have a good day!" ]
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According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty.
[ "just got back from..ahem, meal#4...was boring but had to eat nonetheless", "Still raining here in The Bay...I forget what sunshine looks like !", "I need a new iPhone case but I am broke.", "awake sadly seeing Leon today !", "Open office 'writer' is weird. I need Word to open word documents correctly", " you`re just unhappy to return to occupying the same city as me I am cry now too.", "omg i am in so much pain ouchies", "NCP no longer has job placement", "PIRATE VOICE:AAARRRGGGHHH!!! I 4GOT MY **** WALLET AT WORK SHERMK!!! DAMMIT!!! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR!!! NOW IM STARVING!!!", " sigh..... exams aint no wer neaaarr finished!! i have 3 next week... bin stressd... and i aint guna b bak till end june!", " I apparently have crappy typing skills...lol sorry", "Its not looking too good outside if this continues, i feel a movie night coming on...", "still can`t figure this twitter thing out, i can`t my background pic to stick and i can`t seem to change my profile pic", " oh man! They better do something to fix that!! ugh stupid Verizon", " I had a double cheeseburger and fries from The Golden Arches....I will be sicker than a dog tomorrow.", "just wants to get it over and done with. I miss working" ]
[ "thinking about new.. oh yes .. btw bankroll stays at $14.88.. so down a bit from yesterday.. and I won`t whine about bad beats ..", "meeting just in time that i�m trying to win something prize`s friday!", "kellie: Its a major problem okay. alex: what is? Kellie: hahahahahahahaa your face", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "That`s cause Ovie is the one man team and when they show Pens highlights, it`s the whole because we have more than 1 superstar", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "Oh i see. My grandparents were from Ilocos as well, but they moved to Nueva Ecija", "http://twitpic.com/4wjai - Joe`s the photographer of the family. Rehearsing is always fun. For the first couple of days it is at least.", "new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "That`s the Birthday Boy`s iPod Touch and DSi set-up and sorted. Just to think I would have been happy with a ball + boots at that age!", "i hope to, no promises they all my kids and the dog at the moment, a couple of flowers too", "... Money money money... http://twitpic.com/664uz", "it was put on by our neighborhood, so just a little one. Like 25 runners. I got 1st place, with an okay time. I was happy.", "Yep. Wasn`t that much to play with though. Just install and voil�! It works But you need a fast connection...", "WOW AND TO THINK SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY REALLY DO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE BUT DONT GET TO GO BACK TO A HOTEL.", "Is @ the pantry", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "Watching TV with the best people in the whole world !!!!! My Mum and My Sis Agus (: Love you all ! Twitter you later ha", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "Just finished down loading AIM6.9 and guess what! I can get updates from Twitter on it! Message me at: i am katie arttt", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor", "if i can get a ticket, but the pickings are lookin slim soo prob not", "RB vi...t.y both ? http://blip.fm/~5jfu9", "_Kid May the 4th be with you", "Yes, we just need ppl to vote. GET OUT THE VOTE. ;) Ciao for now. Till tomorrow...Is Anybody Listening? Yes, I am. Night!", "_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!", "is jealous of his family their all having an amazing breakfast and all i get is rice crispies", "Good am all..: hanging out with ma dad 2day, looking for a job still..", "Metro from trader joe to 71st closed so many firemen and cops wth happened?! Walking home bus can`t go further ohh", "Umm. What do we have here? Apple pie, check. Cupcakes, check. Green tea, check. Coffee, check. Then we`re ready for tea time", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "NOT excited for 32 people reservation in the morning **** LOVIN halo3 right now for sure too", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "Just found out my baby cousin is gonna be a dad!!!! At least he`s married already. Everybody is getting married and having kids before me", "honestly, why did the folks at Microsoft do MS Word 2007 to me? I can`t believe I just spent 10 minutes finding auto correct options", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "It`s not as bad if you don`t combine. FX are nice. I like Windows 7 1000x better than Vista so far. To me Vista is Win ME reborn", "then you must insist you write essays the twitter way - no more than 140 characters", "Morning tweeple,way to early again", "After France I was gonna spend more time in the sun, to overcome my negative reaction to it. Yep, in Netherlands. Good luck to me", "is at my grandma`s place with my mum, celebrating mothers` day in 3 generations. The 4th will come", "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "nup no cd either.. just a whole bunch of zeros and ones you can have for free", "Dana just found out she doesn`t get to take lunch now, but rather in an hour. Hello delivery. http://plurk.com/p/x29ss", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "_II It`s foggy here", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "he not getting off early?", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "again, agreed. but having a program showing your friends are on facebook would be easier than giving every1 yer info", "_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!", "The ballerina family is super nice, albeit a little too controlling of their son`s life, but the bayou family is so judgemental.", "Hey Kelvin, my day`s been fantastic so far! We`re getting ready for a family Mother`s day function shortly", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "Happy Mothers Day to all that are, all that are trying, and all that haven`t nailed their teenagers to a tree", "_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "is loving the half day! If only it wasn`t raining. Soccer Practice tonightt.", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "girl u sit ya double decker neck **** DOWN and talk about ppl who are on ur LEVEL and not above", "As much as we would love that, it is hard to make ends meet up here ... with the job situations and all...", "That`s more like it - 3rd #fb", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "Discrimination is not a bad thing. I`ve learned to say no. My children would say I mastered that years ago", "South Philly - Passyunk Square Area! Closer to two street.", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "New Twitter coolness: conversations with neighbors (http://is.gd/ybd0) during a thunderstorm.", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "true. i think its important 2 be sensitive 2 it when we relate 2 others. empathy. a reminder we cant judge a book by a cover", "lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "http://twitpic.com/5s5f9 - Joe had the same shirt in the concer here, in Chilee! hahaha Big rob wasn`t here", "Awake again at 6am on a Saturday, isn`t this sleep in day. Oh well have some work to keep busy. If only it was work keeping me awake.", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "No way. What about Sydney? yeah, you guys are like the semi-older version of Short Stack. However, with the same talent.", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow", "Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "#PhpEd 5.6 running successfuly via #wine , now to get EMS running", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "_coach IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight http://bit.ly/yuFil", "hey! not much, you?", "_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!", "_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD", "Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR", "i`m a huge fan of Take That since i was a baby.. Yeah, 6 months really feels like 5 months.", "Cheifs beat the `Canes 16-8! Top of the table! Wooo! ...and up go the Sky Sport Virtual Rugby points." ]
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the plan to not spend money is not going well
[ "i`m hungry but can`t eat anything right now because my tongue hurts so bad.", "Omg i just seen the sun and the moon in the same place this disproves my theory that they are the same person", "_x ah that`s annoying", "my back hurts have a heating pad on it... stupid ladder y did you have to collapse and make me fall on my back/bum???", " That was my entire week!! I didn`t get to design once while at my GRAPHIC DESIGN job, only at home doing freelance. Sad.", "Cops tell #Tori`s Dad they may never find her remains http://lfpress.ca/newsstand", "why the hell is youtube not working??? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NNO NO", " I had mailed for something, you got the e-mail, I didn`t which should probly mean I won`t get it", "**** traffic. Going to be late!", "I`m in French and we don`t have a teacher. One hour left til school ends.", " my baby shut me down", "So bored in chem n im super hungry! Ugh", " i know i`m tweeting more now though don`t you worry!! haha i wish i could fly to ohio! i saw beyonce on monday uhmygawddd!", "Found out I have to go to the US again in August. Getting tired of transatlantic flights. Not good for my carbon footprint either", " I still have a lot of time on my stupid contract... 18 months before I can change providers", "So sad I`m going to miss seeing Pennywise again this year" ]
[ "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "$900 cheque to cash tomorrow, why I didn`t get it in the bank I have no idea. Feel safe to get the 500D now though woooo", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "another letter for you - this one car insurance - ouch", "Yes because those taxes disguise the booking fees and commissions that online travel portals charge. Try iXiGO.com next time", "cont...and then it goes to waste no one likes stale sweets. That reminds me of this cute song called Stale Cupcakes lol", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "Loving the warm weather... but can we get some rain please?! my water bill is going to be bad", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "MY CAR IS ALMOST DEFINATELY GOING TO BE WRITTEN OFF! THE GARAGE RANG AND SAID THE WORK WILL COST 3K AND ITS UP TO THE INSURANCE CO", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Yeah, I`m getting ready to go get pizza. Then nothing to do Maybe _2gnt will want to play Xbox.", "has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr", "She doesn`t believe spending many (many) thousands on a perfect wedding makes a happy couple.....A happy couple makes a perfect wedding", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "'A hike in the woods with four little kids couldn`t be that exhausting, right? Wrong.' LOL.. Try downright masochistic!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "Kicking Back In The Holidays No More School for a whiles", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "For those of you heading out of vancity I`ve heard the hwy is closed east bound at cwack", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "_a_michael It doesn`t look like you`re tired in the pic. Don`t work too hard.", "trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "_davis Are you headed to a conference? Oh and if you`re doing the book buying ban, you can always borrow, right?", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.", "looks like is hiding money in an offshore bank account on behalf of last.fm http://bit.ly/CeT0s", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "Harley Quinn cstm hehehehe not going to the prom buaa", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "lol, don`t rub it in", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "Not eating funnel cake at Mag Fest is what I am doing", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan", "But but I dun wanna", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Re: SWA & Pets - Good news for owners, bad news for people w/ allergies who needed to fly for less $$. Sad for many I know.", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "-i`d love to be able to bike/bus/walk to work, but it isn`t safe in my area", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "but i know i can`t", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)", "Finally it`s Friday! Things are going to be so different starting next week...my house will be empty!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010. http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "Ok hubby really isnt going to be logging off anytime soon what to do what to do?", "Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "Running errands with my little man. Maybe he won`t act like a 3 year old today.", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "why you will so little time in rio de janeiro? forgive babelfish!", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "FML dad didnt leave me any moneyz, so i have 2 wait till he gets home call me when you finish work?", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!" ]
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actually, I wish I was back in Tahoe. I miss it there.
[ " how crappy for him", "Please read my blog http://amandallynn.blogspot.com/ I`m not having the best day", "wtf come i need this day to go by", "ooh i feel so sleepy... its 10:24 a.m. and i dont wanna go to school 2day but i have to...", " URGHHHHHHHHHH your makeing me cry", " Aw it says the pic doesn`t exist anymore", "don`t want to go to work tonight", "OMG. Period cramps are FTL. So much pain.", " you and the guys should come down here, we are **** freezing out here!", " the second i hit reply to that tweet i was asked to stop playing music. i am now sad. someone sing to me. on or off key works!", "_ What did he say about it?? Gosh! I missed the yesterday live chat.. I was at bed.. sick", " Oh that can`t be nice", " *hug* yep I hate that meself", " Jess is invited just not me I feel really unloved by u AND Aj right now hahaha!", " Aha the mom super power - guilt", "Getting rather annoyed at my notebook. I know it`s old and has got wrinkles but it`s never been this slow before" ]
[ "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "on that note - i do not feel missed.", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "http://twitpic.com/2dmtn - I saw this pic and it reminded me of you in Anna and the King.. so cuuuute little fella", "i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "_ Oh ok then, I`ve been there before for a wedding. It was heaps nice there. I`m a big fan of Qld", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "nice to have you back", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "Bill, likewise it was a pleasure- next time we should spend more time talking #ims09", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "_dollaz Yay...you like CT. People always tryna **** on it when they`ve never even been there.", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "aww I wish the same thing...", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min", "back home in palmdale. in bed with my mommy", "Yeah, I wanted to have some I was bottling, so it`s sanitized and all good. It tastes like those choc. oranges.", "_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there", "@_YoureMyHeroine :`( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "I was waitin` so many new and good songs about the end but I didnt like it so much", "my favorite song is `Im standing here but you dont see me, i`d give it all for that to change` i dont know what its called", "was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside", "loved our lil tent-side jam session/mosh pit!!! EDGEFESSSSSST!!!", "May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "I wish I could work like you, dude...", "That post was for", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "_Shawn when do you go back home? Want to see ya B4 u leave Homie", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Ohhh, how lovely! I`m glad that you had a great time there.", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "you look sooooo pretty love. dang I wish I was in NY so I could c u do ur thang", "Yeah, that didn`t last long..", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "Awww that`s so sweet Wish you could see yourz 2", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "I knooww & my hot water bottle iss in whangamata without me. ahhhhh", "is thinking about a career change", ": cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live xoxo", "Yeh I suppose, but its not the same you know? To me Henry isn`t really a gunner any more", "is back from a weekend get away", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "Almost lost my phone.", "_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding", "just missing you&hoping to talk to you soon..I`m so happy you`re mine again, though You have no idea..<3", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "DANG i want to be on the beach late at night. that`s the best. the sound of waves and the breeze!!hope you are well!", "By Drove a #-mazda #RX8 today and boy, that car is fun! Sadly though, I don`t find my car that much fun any more", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "_anke What`s wrong with the ski slopes of MK? They`ve got coffee shops as well y`know!", "*meow* a week ago today was here and we were road trippin", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago", "need to cheer up!", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "I`m waiting for it so I can get back to Nambu which stopped working on 10.5.7 (for me)", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "eh...I might drive through Chi-town on my way to Colorado....maybe I`ll get one then.", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then", "What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside", "- touched a real live Cube in Hamilton. Dealership closed - couldn`t sit in it though", "I`ll keep that in mind if I decide to add an LA leg to my westt coast stint in June", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "i really needa find more stastics", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!" ]
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but my bday is JUNE 19.. this is wack... and ihavent seen any promotions for my bday party someone better finagle this asap!
[ "can`t help but feel today will be a massive Michael Jackson rumour day. [Cue all the MJ haters...]", " nooooooooooooooo! well the 4G will prob be out in June but that doesn`t help u now", "not eating lunch with my wife like I wanted to", "No one wants to sit with me at lunch I guess I`ll just bury my head in my laptop and continue to be anti-social.", " Homework bound for the whole weekend, not so fun", "I have had it with job hunting. I try all day and nothing works I bet I couldn`t even work at the **** because of my cider belly!", "Have to walk to school, and i have two welts on my thighs!", "gotta buy the second season of ghost whisperer now, but noo moneyy", "ugh!!! i hate my life! no one is hiring! *sigh* stupid economy.... stupid bush", " No, it`s annoying and makes us girls that follow sports and are knowledgable look dumb", "Another day I haven`t got time to play plus it`s raining and chilly And also have a headache - WTH? . . going back to sulking mode.", " Swimming is a no go for me", "My cankle is sore.", " thats funny.. actually.. i could use a haircut...might be growing it out thru August for Woodstock Anniversary Party....40 yrs", " I kno I kknow ... sigh... been on. but it sux", ": I saw US Postal was hiring, but once I was done filling out the pre-application thingy it didn`t show me jobs open in the area." ]
[ "yay but you missed naptime", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "working weekend it looks like", "_north27 http://twitpic.com/4jcjr - Mmm yummy... looks like an invitation to me", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "No worries.. Going to ABP right now. Want something?", "i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.", "eh, june 15th are you going to the signing on the 18th, i think it is? x", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "Just ordered an ASUS Eee PC.", "I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.", "baseball games whoo hooo when to banquet yesterday at the hyhtt sooo fun", "Happy Birthday I didn`t get you anything, but you have my best wishes.", "_twnzfinest Happy birthday, sweetie. Have a great day in the best place of the word (sorry Chicago jeje", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "Random has an a", "YO I`m just on the computer", "It`s on today`s menu, don`t worry", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Craziier are off of msn!", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "off to the family party", "there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud", "It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010. http://bit.ly/AF8JT", "i wish i could of been at commencement this yr i wonder if they`re really going to protest.", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "Ready for Mother`s Day? http://tinyurl.com/dcgeyv", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "_Ky_Monkey Hope u have an amazing day today Monkey! U deserve it! No cheating on DEW & looking at THE PICTURE! lol Happy Bday! <3", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "awww NO. you`re not ugly.", "might be at cornerstone this year", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Mine are older than yours.", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "pretty fun way to write a resignation http://www.farbs.org/Message.html", "Its payday! Yay! For all the good it does. Bills bills bills....I`m broke again already", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "Wish I was in Chicago.", "I don`t have a VCR...", "Can`t find any pictures !!!", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "I will be uploading soon! http://myloc.me/FEb", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "OO YAY 39 FOLLOWERS I WANT 100 HELP ME", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "FIL 461 with cool people like me", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "Fun is being had.", "just wanna be there tonight", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.", "Use twitter, quit life", "tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days", "ok, I want to quit my job.....", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "I should be DJing my prom! I`d do it for free...there prob gonna have a dj who`s stuck in the 80`s boooooo", "good moring mr bailey, it is my birthday today", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "Applying for part time jobs. LMAO Hopefully someone needs some help. ~AP~", "haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "Time to play the drums", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "u don`t have school today????", "cause theres no party", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "I say it`s in the cards.", "Dear God please let me wake up before 11:45 AM tomorrow lol Got plans Tonight was lets pick on Hero night. grow up, get a job, etc. lolz", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "for the gays i only made 200 tonight", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "something we all need sometime", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "I`ll have to wait for the YouTube links", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "yep, it�s Mothers Day here as well but me and my family ignore it! we�re celebrating it EVERY day ... LOL", "oh, /me still hasn`t got around to starting it", "my followers went from 22 to 20 i`d follow you back but i cant do anything till i get interwebnet! I want more followers. Im interesting!", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "not sure... there are fanciful expensive ones - but some basic ones are not expensive... Try the 24hr `M` shopping place", "what the hell is follow friday?? don`t get it", "Still no Internet today", "awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm", "_jayy It might hav to cost u a History essay.", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "tonight in party w/ my girls (minus vita)", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "I didnt get his tweet", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "time to get ready for work", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "some great stuff on website today", "?Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? And many more!", "Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!", "y do i only have 2 people following me people follow me please x", "I have yet to even get out to play this year soon I hope!", "dude... Can you really be a bachelor at this point?? Don`t worry about it." ]
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but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol
[ " what happened? are you suffering from neck/shoulder/back pain like me? i can`t move either", "Justin is SO warm! It makes me worry when they have a high fever and I go to sleep.", "2 hours after teleconference. but can`t go back to sleep. got some work to do. sigh sigh", "offically in DC ..... missing my numero uno", "I wanna leave after 2nd period *cryy*", " my interview if picked is NY too. But you probably forgot about me after blogtalk radio.", "Taking the caltrain to go see the giants. It`s Cold and someone smells like pee", " i don`t know what lender it was? yea these people definitely sucked butt toes. NOT friendly or helpful.", "So many tests todayyy I don`t feel confident about anyy.", " Lakers, baby Lakers!! I`ll miss the game tmwr. I have to work you`ll have to keep me posted please", "is gutted to be at work when it is sooo nice outside", "Arghhh So annoyed-yet again gone 2 starbucks & given skimmed milk instead of soy milk!! I can`t have milk so hav 2 throw away! Expensive", " Awww. Don`t mean to sound like an overgrown age 37 baby, but I`m still stick. Not as bad as yesterday, but still bad.", "I kinda like not having a car but there have been situations lately where I have been prevented from participating due to my carlessness.", "i just saw a baby dove fall from a tree, break its neck and die i tried to save it and couldnt. what a cruel world", "I hate that place!" ]
[ "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you", "thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??", "i can`t believe it...", "Brake time!! Nothing for lunch. Tonite.", "The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline", "Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "yeah it does...i had fun today...i regret not taking that cup now...it was awesome...i must find one just like it now", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "what`s going on ?", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?", "Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.", "Omg! Really? I just ran into a wall", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Wish I was there!", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "_Adel they didn`t reply yet.. wait till they confirm.. in case somebody might have translated it already..", "****, my photo is gone!", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "the sing store won`t work.", "Naw.. it was pretty tame. Only 1 guy in costume.. a Voyager-style 'medical' uni. Disappointed there weren`t any more in costume.", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "Yeah, it`s good. Just startled me.", "_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "@_JAYYTEE yea i knw", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "i knew that, jus givin u a hard time hehe", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Hawks lost but it was a good time", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "might start Spanish...any min now....nope just can`t do it! ****", "haha wats this about?", "wish i coulda been there", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "my your rather random.", "About to pik out my hair, braid it up, scrub off my make up and relaxxxx.... tonight was fun", "I was going to go to london for a week then had to change my ticket! I would have been there right now", "Would defo have done that but Im already booked over t`other side of the country", "did you put a spoon in it?", "Hahah! That was the best! Thank god for Terry he was laughing so hard. I miss him I remember racing trucks with him that ...", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "He will be here in less than hour", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "I was, I took your advice and it was most enjoyable I am too small to be out alone or I would`ve just come over lol", "Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip.", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Ok, ahhh! Last chance to go into school before chemistry exam!!", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "ugh, i was so hungry i scarfed my lunch before i even thought to take a pic. #feastfriday", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL", "there`s no point in bein on here if no one else in on", "Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two", "learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?", "Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more Night!", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though", "Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up", "I don`t have any", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Yesterday a friend of mine was thrown off his horse as a lorry drove past us, ignoring us signaling for him to slow down", ": Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "Oh man sold out had to step away from my desk for 10 min! you were right", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "I can`t get to bed", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "_d No, it`s not...", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "At least you made it", "that`s dope! stay out of trouble", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "just hope the tunnel is wide enough that you can get out of the way!", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?" ]
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Hates headaches! Maybe I`m not ready to rock
[ "Today was horrible. My sillyness caused me a whole lot of stress and head ache and it ended up ruining a beautiful sunny day.", "well movie night spoilt by fracked up disk-happiness gone, so time for sleep", " ...as well as bell hooks Teaching to Transgress. Sometimes I miss teaching & messing with bad system.", "On my way to LA. Running a little bit late", "What a dreary day in LA. Where did all our sunshine go?", " gosh! i hate it. my school will start in monday too. and my classes will start 6.00 and end at 12.00 i`ll never had a chance", " I broke my ipod", " that and being so careless with her vocals.", "Have to leave to meet now. I`m looking forward to seeing him, but I`m so not done what I wanted to. Boo-urns. Wish I was @ work.", " lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack", " No i am not a mom or dad, hmm well I will forward the link to my mom. I am embarrassed now", " I know. I think I`m going to have to miss it, though. This is when sacrificing money for job happiness sucks ****.", "Manchester was wayyyyy to busy! so warm today also! :`(", " selfupdate and clean ruby fixed that part but now its failing on rb-rubygems", "i am on BLAZE and my head hurts.", " hi again, sorry was going to pass on your email to my assistant (Rel and Soc) and lost it. dm it to me, pls?" ]
[ "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "Man i hate church. Has to be done though. I like the way it makes other people feel good", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "_a The rocky kind! With little rockpools & octopi & shells & stuff. Now I want to be at the beach. Its the perfect overcast day.", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days", "will do it in a couple od days , when I have more time., for now I need to get some sleep. Night Night All. Peace.!!!!", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "Work is a no go", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "likes being friends but it hurts when u love your friend but the feelings arent the same. trying to sleep. has to really try to give up.", "In other news: i like this band, 'Lydia', and its easy-going melancholy-yet-cheery songs. It`s good listening", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "so see you on my birthday visit me haha why wack Saturday ?", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "that would mean me babe! but **** it my name is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "#followfriday _1001 cuz ive never been added to anyone`s followfriday either & cuz he`s got a cool picture", ", just dont understand what`s it got to do with me. I`m just a nice girl", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "follow just because... or don`t either way they have really cool tshirts hey johno x", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "Hate this song ? http://blip.fm/~5jg6f", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL", "I KNOW! I love Nicholas Braun & I think he`ll make an okay Cameron but I don`t wanna see it either", "Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.", "I WISH I could be in bed by nine once in a while. I never make it in before 3-4 a.m. #sleepdeprived. Doing too much.", "Do you not like turtles?", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "im not at litle oven tonight", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "yeah I`m fine not to raid most things. Excepting liquor and cheese & bacon balls", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "I have a job at camp!! Only downfall? No midnight showing of Harry Potter for me", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "lol..well..no. I`ve had insomnia since I was 23 :-/ & since then dont sleep a lot of hours, but the ones I do are great!", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "-i`d love to be able to bike/bus/walk to work, but it isn`t safe in my area", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "yeahh! Ryland was amazing xD BUT I DIDN`T GET A HUG OFF HIM booo Suarez seemed a bit off tbh..but I think he`d just woken up", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "yeah, not meant to be", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "Ugggh. Its so nice out! I don`t want to be working with back-up dancers.", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "i aint lyk any othaa gurrrrrl i dont lyk the jonas brothers-kristi.", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "yeahh, uhhh, not so sure if i`m feeling the new jonas songs just yet", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*", "i won`t make u cry", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "I drive >90mph on a daily basis. u cld film Fast & Furious off of me. But anything <1 mph is not my forte`. I bump Anything!.", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.", "Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab." ]
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traumatizing moment of my childhood. my dogs massacred baby bunnies and my brother and i got out the bb gun...
[ "can`t believe he has to wait till October to see 'Up!' when Americans get to see it this weekend.", "#BGT Piers shouldn`t have buzzed when the little girls were singing", " yen lol but i can only get the vid on my phone and ipod cant find the song lol", "upset.. friday night crying!", "playing singstar without my fave duetter", "** gifts & honesty box messages has been discontinued due to abuse ** - hehe, dal�� facebookov� aplikace na hovno", "So off work about to do what I don`t know I`m exhausted", "Oh god! The cheesy disco music has started and everyone is getting up on the tables i need more wine...", "Really mad at myself for forgetting about the May 24 deadline for the 40,000 mile award trips to South America on ", " *hug* yep I hate that meself", "Watchin Grease 2 and waiting for 9 to hurry up and come so I can talk to my girl. Ugh..... it seems so far away...", "I am native, not french ! I hate this ! ! ! Trying to find animals in french, I SUCK, SOMEONE HELP PLEEEEEASE ? Alone- Allison Iraheta ?", " that`s so weird seeing your MySpace page without me there! Had to delete my page though.", " i dont evn talk 2 him no more. it was a huge mistake. i shoulda listened 2 her. i kno she`s disappointed in me.", "I hate watchn things that make me sad n wana cry", " I`m so sorry. I don`t understand why some people expect everyone to react to these things with the same 'poise' as themselves" ]
[ "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "did you watch it?", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "I just wanted dippin dots", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating", "There are ants on my lollipop", "Theres nothing like your own pillow.", "It`s fun to see that glimpse of your life", "you`re a big man for embracing your tears", "http://twitpic.com/4wbn6 - my hubby and his adoarble baby brother", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "i now know that we`ve made a difference in each others lives...i feel proud.", "I`m cooking meatballs for lunch yaaayyy ...", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?", "off to the family party", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "I thimk you were working on those muscles we love so much.", "Just got nudged by Diane.", "gah! didn`t realize my meeting was from 9-12", "I am officially a kindergarten cop", "had a shitload of fun with her friends", "How it was slept?", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.", "The creeping charlie is what happens when I neglect the yard for the whole spring! Thanks- & would LOVE to see yr dogs!", "its my bday!!! I`m gettin older!", "I know... It was just a joke... all in good fun... some people get my humor & some don`t...", "sheboygan / teekay / other kids / fight / angus / ryan / mall / mcdonalds / high / party / beer pong / drink / drive home. fun night", "hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?", "Had fun 2nite...i was pleasantly surprised", "I only happened to look on a random chance. Timing is everything.", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "I figured you`d be bouncing about it", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "Selling artwork+ risk game with the boys+ startrek= just what i needed. What a good day", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "had such a fun time with allegra tonite!!! we saw 17again!! good movie", "Homey missed da bus.", "Had some lovely sugar puffs and just been playing with my amazing dog jack", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "we have mice in our attic who clog dance", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Making an iMovie of college", "i got locked out my carrrr had to call a lock smith. - $35.00", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Going to bed after the CAVS game Don`t judge me LOL", "Ha Thats good. Thats why I love my boys, cos they never stir up the hatred that the mighty red scum do Everyone loves City", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "Fear not! You deserve alot, you care for animals. )) I`ll get some food, don`t worry!", "It`s not much better than instant.", "P.S. Culled a handful, esp followers (spam ones with NSFW links that I did NOT click on). You made the cut though", "Is watching the final Underbelly", "ummm, come on, for me twins and slurpees, and being in a car with the twins is going to be pretty epic!!!", "haha dont we ever do that before many times", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "Darn, I had one and it slipped right through my fingers", "_War_MT I`m no longer blue", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "youre not supposed to...", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "I`m going to obu for the night.", "my mum thought that my brother laughing was the cat about the throw up... smooth", "I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "i gots a summer job", "There is a baby cardinal fallen out of its nest. I dont want to get attacked by the mom bird but i dont want the dog to get the bird", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Love 'good girls go bad'", "wahahahaha!! i wanna naaaaa!!! well...hapit na i guess. hahahaha ) yes, now we all know!!! hahahaha lol ) NARN! haha joke", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "i had to make sure I was looking at the right game summary...", "_princess69 hehehe! Barry Killer! U need a pic", "I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...", "Random has an a", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "_a_hart ah.. Birmingham! I remember being there in the Wrox days", "http://twitpic.com/67s14 - Saw a family of five get out of this motor home and into laundromat to clean clothes and bedding", "Well I *did* put in a good innings...sweared at the brother in law..was in fine form", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p", "http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "Last night went really well. Got some cracking shots", "I want my real keys back", "its my last friday of my high school years!", "so I just had a violent fightclub like **** dream involving heavily tattooed ladies. I didn`t wanna wake up. lol.", "crud is all I can say", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "I gave my brother a hug good-bye.. as he took a load of furniture away from the house. He took the mattress I like", "my pic didn`t work", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "Watched `The boy in the striped pj`s` the other day too..one of the best films I`ve ever seen.", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "In 1 horse town + 2 blown out car speakers =", "wish u was in the D!", "ya mine too but for very different reason" ]
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'organization ...ITIL, forget about people (and so they fail)' preaching to the converted IT is the people http://tr.im/kWUA
[ "At Marlees doc appointment poor babygirl has to get shots", " im missin out on all the fun aww *cryin* lol", "nooooo its raining......had 2 leave the beach", "Why would someone even do something like that, you gotta be pretty **** desperate for attention!!! lol poor keanu", "Still hating the whole Twitter replies thing. I feel like I`m missing bits. #fixreplies", " Yeah they are! So stop making fun of me! I gotta get new ones", "*pokes and runs away* ... I WANT SUGAR !", " ugh... I know the economy is depressing...", "_PingPong Oh, so no male strippers then? LMAO", "oh how I miss my truck... I could have my whole place moved by now...", " hey! thanks for following how is it going?", " at once haha. poor aby still gets sore!", " not really sure. need to deposit and save some money", "I cant sleep, but im too sore to move", "Oh man, I feel sick. As in I might have contracted a cold... maybe from the kids` slobber on Thursday", " u really dont right now! i am as sick as a newt in a freezer! its aweful x" ]
[ "never trust someone else`s battery operated power tools when you`re in a hurry", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "just something different than all the text around it. There`s no difference whatsoever", "*cough* star trek *cough*", "actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar", "http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "She must be able to tell we`re reprobates, despite your endorsement. She sounds pretty smart!", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "last sunday before going home!", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "Not feeling it 2day, just left the glasses on peace and unity.", "I say it`s in the cards.", "I`m grateful that my kids also don`t like them, lol. Textbooks are a tool, not the sole means of education", "lOL 518 that was not the year i was born lol", "Homework & Study Guides", "i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "No one is bringing snacks", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo", "is working 4 to close", "i talk to you", "G`day Thanx for following.", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "Hmm...Whilst, walking through the city I received an inviataion into an SUV Limo via some prom fellows... Don`t they have dates? Oh boys!", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "ok deleted all messages and hope they don`t come back!!", "_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?", "@ gadgetopia need to DM you but you`re not following me. Will send email.", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3", "Off to study! later guys", "Invisible car helps to boost recycling. Honest http://twurl.nl/fdgmyo", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "http://tinyurl.com/q3u32x isn`t that the podcasting gear you got in for bit-tech?", "we should all be down to earth. don`t none of us walk on water I`m just some **** nerd trying to find my way thru life lol", "at work till 7.", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "it will be my second year that i will not be there", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "ui. where arre you going to study?", "hmmm no but I am member of knitterati.com.au what is ravelry offer?", "You realize you just did a solid. Better than a full-page in the AJC.", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "_carter Your video is set to private..", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "I sent you a message.", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "A+ for effort though http://bit.ly/Mco5v", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "i only hav 8 followers !", "i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "i think it was more the tigers crumbling. so not surprising at all, really ... lol ...", "boy don`t try to front i-i know just-just what you are-are-are", "is not sleeping because he has paperwork to do.", "I`m ACTUALLY on Skype but ssshh don`t tell anyone.", "the hotel should be thankful", "that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps. So far I have not been turned down ;-)", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "hahaha my uncle does that coz my aunty is a **** who left her kids", "you guys didn`t say hi or answer my questions yesterday but nice songs.", "It`s under Community.. I can`t see it myself, but one of the moderators (Niandra) told me it was there", "http://twitpic.com/4vgzy - Moving is great, especially if lots of them help.", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "takin short nap, gym and work before kids come back home tonite", "Dump this blackberry and uses an iPhone? Basically it compliment each other. I think.", "arriving at itexa. Lots of mails to read and some work to do thanks god weekend is just here", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "it`s not a test to find cancer, it`s just some stuff in regards to; in this case, positive results would be a good thing", "Njoying sunday plce and learning abt more in joomla", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Of back off other peoples he can only have one stalker", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "ROTC brought a climbing wall to work for coworkers to try and climb if they wanted. I forgot my climbing shoes at home today.", "On duty in the students union with only 3 punters. There are more of us here than members of the public", "it was just the handle tg", "_Allison Catch you later Terry....", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "_s Accept it, you can`t do anything, can you?", "I also found out that it`s also my last youth group meeting", "partying in the study room", "are you making fun of the call-in guy?", "Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj", "Pfft. FAN THIS *helicopters imaginary penis* .... HI DRAKE! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "its bout smoking weed", "I wish I was going to Internet Week", "you should say mlia instead of fml i hope you find it soon", "don`t worry just sleep." ]
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im allergic to cats! my tonsils get swollen and they hurt what do i dooo?!
[ "i had a dream last night, and i was singing first avid dream of myself crooning away!", "is tanning with emily! too bad its prob gonna rain", "Been working lots of overtime this week. Only just realized I booked a half day tomorrow so this week will just break even", " unfair I wanna go too.", " EEW Cheese. I hate cheese.", "Home early, yeh! work to do over the weekend, $%$#@!!!! not happy!!! so much 4 a big1", "_WSt the wheater here in Austria should be bad for the whole weekend. Sorry!", "hmz... second most popular page on this governmental site is the 404 page... fail", " Yaay! I was supposed to go, but I missed it", "thanks gourmetcook! But cold shower wouldn`t help.", " Basket Case is mine I miss it.. Going to have to listen a **** load now", "Yeah, it was a silly mistake. At the end of a long day, etc etc. They were brand new pliers too", "is soooo over school...maybe sick..all week *evil laugh*", "Stupid jobs, idk what to do.", " resistance was futile! Needed pretties to knit with", "Need To Go Shopping Boring Day T`day....Nothing To Dooo. College Tmro...How ****` Excitin` Wish Twitter Was Simplified For Me =] <3" ]
[ "9 more week! July 8th. Flolloping just perfectly describes the way she moves my belly hehe", "http://pinkpawsforlife.org/ - pets get cancer too.", "And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "Okay one of my ears popped so now I know what everything sounds like and everything is reall loud", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "super frustrated, and taking it out on the one`s I love! I love you, Paul!", "Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!", "It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early", "Last week I had 516 hits on my guinea pig pictures on webshots! And I didn`t even promote them! Way to go", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "I am craving Burrito Boys - Large halibut, with everything on it, no jalepenos, 1 line hot sauce. Can anybody hook me up?", "thanx Tom love u too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a great day", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "hi Lyndon - if you get this before 4pm Monday 11 May - i have mail for you from via Tasmania. DM me", "have fun on flashy fed hill..im sure you`re imported cheeto eating **** will fit in lol", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "holy cute! Dexter has already lost his kitten face gettin a chunky butt since we got back from qld too haha", "lol i cant drink!!", "_ I had curry shrimp yesterday lol I love seafood", "These girls make me giggle twinz twinz! Godda hit up the bbq in a few", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "I want a new lappy", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "_04071991 haaa awesome! i remember my brother got given woody, and i got upset cause i got buzz but then i got both of them lmfao", "Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee", "that`s a very cute picture ... but you don`t get fat from licking BBQs ... he must have found some chops on someone else`s ...", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "I can`t go out when my heart is home sick even if it is my bday, family health comes 1st", "anything I can do to help?", "mmm - home-made pizza (that I helped to make), a home-made cheesecake (to eat soon) & family... a nice day for mother & nanna", "It`s great to be home! Temp is chill, cat is great and I feel awesome", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "I hope you get well soon! <3", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "yay Happy Mothers Day to me Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E. (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO)", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "what I do now anyhoo thanks for the *spank* :-O x", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "but Humira isn`t right for everyone. Some respond better to Enbrel. Ask your Rheumy. But not much long-term testing done", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "honey is great for your health!", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "sweet, I`m trying to earn my crown for gluten free baking!", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "I am jealous...Ur koi fish are getting ur attention & I`m not.....lmao I`m kidding!!", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "_Ky_Monkey Hope u have an amazing day today Monkey! U deserve it! No cheating on DEW & looking at THE PICTURE! lol Happy Bday! <3", "Wish I was in Dallas.. Can I still say ow!? lol Hey... u spelled my name wrong It`s all good. Thanks for #FF love", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "Mmm wasabi coated peanuts! Burns so good", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "@_YoureMyHeroine :`( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "Oowweee!!! China club wuz poppin!!! Lipstic n Pumps were in full effect!", "...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "omg having so much fun watcing house bunny, courto isa a ledge for sending me link <3", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "man i just made a **** buger mmmmmmmmm taste so **** delicious i love food, i eat my feelings lol", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "I have to go to work.", "I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back. Hahaha", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "Hang in there! Drink some hot coco", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "HAHA all because of chocolate? Always knew your heart was in your stomach. Wait till you try the truffles", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night" ]
953
He says he feels mama tucking him in at night He`s lonely but getting by. Tomorrow will be tough!
[ "() OMG SHUT UP!!! (sorry. still venting at that person who`s annoying me. It`s none of you, I swear )", "So many farewell parties! sad to see people leaving ..", " wtf kinda best friend am I? I *still* haven`t met the hubby. That depresses me", " ah, I`m so sorry it I played a game of PSP with my friend tonight, and returned a while ago.", "Why are we busy ugh I have the largest headache", " Ya, the weather has been super weird here. It looked like it was gonna rain today but of course it didn`t, darnitt,", "another build failed! something is not right in the big scheme of things!", "I REALLY should have gone to the Chiropractor this week . . And today my neck hurts so bad", "_ really!? that son of a ****, screw him, ill talk to on msn later k xox", "So tired & ready for bed!! Really in the mood for salt & pepper chicken wings & noodles but have no money on me for a Chinese!", " This is late, but I was actually in the spelling bee back in the day. I got eliminated in state finals though.", "Rachael makes me want to cry", "i dont know why i follow sme of the ppl that i do... they e anoying and boring. * note to self -unfollow peeps on monday morning", " Exactly! Silent treatment is a great torture method", "wow i love how we have no headache medicine in this house.", "I hate TweetDeck when it reaches access limits" ]
[ "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.", "JONAS rocked tonight! going to bed after I write a lil bit... Night and bless all", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "The dayem computer #twpp", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Around better.. How are you ?", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "Good Night, Happy Mother`s Day !!", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "I hope you feel better soon", "now accepting maid applications. would be nice if you`d start first thing tomorrow - would make a wonderful Mother`s Day present!", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!", "_Laurie your dad is a superman for pulling through! Take it easy", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "Boyfriend is out with friends tonight. Don`t know what to do with my evening", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "Has an hour left of revision", "Today is my first real mothers day with my son actually here he wasn`t born yet last year , can`t wait to hug him when I get home", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Hahaha! Is he snoring, too?", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "me too! Yay he got in. And the other kid who cries a lot", "goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh", "its Gloomy in LA no sun but its nice", "Lil cuz coming round today she 5 aww haha", "it`s friday! trying to find something to do", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "ya`ll going out without me", "Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!", "He`s getting ear tubes in about an hour so no food", "http://twitpic.com/4j9eo this is how it looks at nights", "getting ready for the day, out then work till close", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY", "Good luck 2 u and the babies", "something we all need sometime", "_LaMont yr very young looking dude", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "We in bed now.", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "I wish he was still around. there was a litter under our azalea. I caught DD in the back yard @ 6 am with bunnies in her lap.", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "morning how are you?", "I have to pee.", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "I need one too.", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "I`ll have to take a picture of the moon tomorrow night not gonna happen today :/", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "most of the time", "Waking up at ungodly hours to go to work is starting to get old but at least the coffee is good", "i`m listening butterfly fly away daddy i lov u mamma i lov ya", "'dream of a better world because it`s coming' -someone could live off of those words dude", "i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty", "my brother left me for the day now I am here by myself", "time for bed up in 6 hours", "I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.", "oficially mother`s day! Hug & kissa Ur mom today more than U do everyday cooking 4 her is a good idea, i`m making enchiladas suizas =]", "first night sleeping in my new home", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "hope`s she see her bestie today", "Wishing a Happy Mothers Day", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "I tell him today! :S it`s his last day", "should be coming out of hospital today", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "sounds like my kinda day", "finally getting sleepy right when the sky brightens ... figures! G`nimorning", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "random night of fun now im chillin at home.. happy mothers day!", "home for the night to hang out with my mom and study", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "it`s after 3 AM.!! I think it`s time to bed.!! have a good night twitts.! ;))", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "listening to some music!", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "Leaving Wildwood tomorrow but Luke says we will be back soon!", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "Wishing everyone a good night", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "Howz it going hun??" ]
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I miss her alot and its only been one day
[ " thats rough. hubby had knee surgery but it did help him in the end. Let us know the results. We`ll keep him in our prayers", " No u miss me !!!!! LOL", "Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??", "has has an ok day with jo. She bit me and now its bruised.", "Booo my best friend is leavin for the weekend. What ever will I do without her??", "_x little Taylor? i feel sorry for the way she spells her name", "watching chicago. honeyyyy im with you I miss me some hey arnold! and wild thornberrys", "is sad that Piggy died", "I really want a milkshake. I have no money.", "is bored, cant go on habbo stupid ban", " yeah - stomach bug or something. Fever, etc. Not fun.", "No waterfront anymore faccia luna and clarendon will have to do", "Is in the badbooks again, don`t know why I bother", "Justin`s blanket shed black lint all over my white skirt.", " ugly. What programmes do you have open?", " ...i`m sorry about you are still sick u know most of them, AND i know that u will guess the 'pelzer present' ;-)" ]
[ "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "OMJ my sister brought Coldstone cupcakes today instead of a cake to celebrate bdays in family and I was so excited taking pics", "just finished Wander Girl for the nth time-- Hilda Gallares is truly a kindred soul.", "On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "- 21 days to go Happy birthday for then", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "mothers day...love you madre chels tonight. cant wait for her to see her present!", "my mum was really happy about her pretty small present^^ oh wow tomorrow we can test one of her presents: one of the pasta recepies", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "Just spent the last two hours playing L4D with babe Had HELLA fun. I love him <3", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.", "Wat a nice day it was 2day!me and rachel decided to walk to work and walk back lol..was so warm inside tho", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "just spent all day putting up a trampoline but is now too tired to use it... it is very cool though!!", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "that was so much fun! the banana dessert alone is worth the trip to austin! we`ll be back soon", "awww, watching 18 y.o. britney on snl. she`s so young and cute and really funny! i miss this britney", "says i got 2 cards today, from eva n clara. thanks, guys. http://plurk.com/p/roo6c", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "too short as usual... but was awesome", "I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN", "Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want? love ya!!", "OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.", "hey bettiye, i did see her. stay tuned for videos and blog hows was obsessed?? i need to get thru exams then imma watch it", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day", "First surprise birthday ever, best night I`ve had in a **** long time!", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "Happy Birthday Mel. We miss you in the UK", "_26 i wish you were here to take care of me", "love u!! and love mr. player! come visit me i miss u girls", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "HaPPy MothErS Day!!! Feliz Dia deLAS MAdres mine is already in Heaven.. =( Miss you...", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "hey Momma Cherri`s site is still active: http://www.mommacherri.co.uk/ I`d love to go too one day", "my 6th wedding anniversary today... so lucky to have such a gorgeous wife", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Lying in bed with my most favorit girl in the world. happy mommys day to me.", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "Come on Knight... It`s been well over 4 hours", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "beach...yummy steak and catching up on `lost` with my man...lovely day", "is still amazed at the awesomness of last night. The discussion was great! Looking forward to a great week! Only 10days until I go home", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", ": Awwwwwwwwwwe That okay. I missed bullet`s concert in toronto last summer `cause i had just gotten into them D:", "i love youuuuu nick santino! thirteen dayssss", "Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!", "Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies", "OMG, POOR Jack. That happened to `s dog one time. Hope he gets better soon.", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "at least she doesnt try to violently hump you like my (female) dog does", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz", "Saying goodbye to a good trusted friend today. Goodbye free Sky TV, you were the best friend anyone could have had.", "oooh...I wish I could`ve gone there today, too! I know Zach was looking forward to it.", "contemplating borrowing one of my moms dogs just for today..i want to take care of someone.", "_Brown Thank you so much Natalie, hope u are well", "pop, idk how to reply to ur tweet from my phone lol but yeah my bday is in a few days. soooo excited!", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "fingers crossed that my neighbor can sign for my UPS package today, otherwise it may be bye-bye pretty skirts", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "my legs are soft watching a move with my mommm short day @ workk", "Hiyaaaaaa just got back from the scan! wow, was amazing, i cried haha, ****", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "i love him..i hate him..i loved him yesterday...ill hate him tomorrow....**** im confused", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "BTW, thanks for the gifts. I`m wearing my shirt, having a dunker and Apple loved that chicken soup; just what she needed!", "i miss my old phone it worked so good until i dropped it i want a new one for my birthday...", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "out of commish for a few days in ATL with fam. Just saw the updates to the .net website... Looks AWESOME!", "p.s. Dead like me was awsome. Loved that show missed the last 2 episodes tho ?", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "_dizon it`s a little late but congratulations, leah happy mothers day!", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era", "Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.", "Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "closeness or distance? closeness... but now everything seems so distant...", "happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already." ]
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i am living in ignorance :@
[ "My tummy hurts go away cramps! I hate chuu!!!!", "Two dozen roses sent overnight and delivered this morning. Just found out the recipient is out of town!! Sad", " I`ve given up on pizza - kids would never let me have my fav (the hot ones)", " I`m the heir to the over draft", " Hiya! Missed you too! What have you been up to?", "Gutted. The kitchen is empty literally EMPTY. No even kidding. I`m so hungry", "My nose is chapped, yuck", "My jeans that were once two inches too long are now about five inches too long. Holy cow, am I getting shorter?!?", "save me--i feel like i`m going crazy. ? http://blip.fm/~5z193", "My cankle is sore.", "Made it to Wisconsin... Now off to Golden Corral again! dang! lol we missed the graduation! tho Dang!", " they are having a closing down sale ! does not look good.", "Four hour baseball game. At least the Crew spent much of it making the Cubbies look bad.", "New issue of in the office...desperately want to flick through but have so much to do. It`ll have to wait", "OK, when will this post RNY girl learn; rich sugary food is a BAD idea! No more golden graham bars out of the vending machine. Bleck!", "i`m freezing in math class!" ]
[ "Can`t Play Solitaire For **** lol More Updates Soon (Y)", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?", "Nooo, I`m not in love. I`m just developing a crush. A small one. Heehee. My second one. Shadduppp.", "No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "Hai there, who are you?", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "_carter The video is `private I cant see it", "Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "Darn i dont have guitar tomorrow", "We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in", "ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "im just dreamin out loud, i cant have you for mine and i know it", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "I don`t know how to send it to you Anna. Let me think for a bit and I will find some way to do it", "Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving", "Damnation. I just woke up.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "_ yes i know, gross, haha im better then them all", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else", "OMGZZZ i just realised homer simspon aint real :O haha !", "Nope, not 'done' yet", "I`m such a chicken", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "no problem. i wasn`t really sure what i was doing. it was some application on the twibe page.", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "no boby will not talk 2 me", "I am just `okay-okay` .. like the rest of the sane population in the world, I hate mondays", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "I don`t saw the movie", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "It`s is in the July issue of OXM... so I don`t have anything to link you to right now", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "I didn`t think anyone caught that", "haiszt.. im here in the office doing nothing but tweet haha! fun!", "its funny, I didn`t even know it was there!", "blah blah blah.... just kidding dude i`ve never had anyone offer up their stem cells before haha!", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "I meditate, I feel I am vast, very vast. do you know it?what do you think about?", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "there`s just no air", "My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "I have yet to understand any sentence u have ever typed,but it`s kinda fun-like learning a foreign language&I love to quote u.", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Didn`t even reply to me about how old you are tomorrow?", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Waiting to put my story about Stereo Skyline up. Don`t know where to put it. BOOOO", "I assume nobody uses PortableApps anymore except for myself. In that case, forget what I said earlier", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?", "What kind of coach would I be if I didn`t read all your tweets? Still waiting on an non-dried afro picture.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "all cash and looking for trades...can`t find any", "I don`t have a VCR...", "How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers", "not if i`m not on the list", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "no you didn`t, not more then me anyway", "lol, I haven`t made anything yet, I`ve just spread all my supplies out over the dining room table", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "what was it? I missed it.", "i`m new!!!!! dunno whatta doo!", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "i have never seen Wall-E. i am confused because i had no idea what you guys were talking about... hehe! now i do though!", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "he`s not logging in yet. and i doubt if he will check his his replies here in twitter. but we must keep on trying!", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "Not a prob hun", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "_amr i`m here haha" ]
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AWWWW we`re gonna miss you!
[ "It rains and it sucks so much because it`s the second day in a row", " They have a list of 50 state parks here in PA that are under consideration for closing. Nice ones too.", "My mouth hurts from this stupid retainer!!", "has spent the last two weeks attempting to grow a beard (from scratch), but fears it may look a bit rubbish... http://twitpic.com/66tyb", " Basket Case is mine I miss it.. Going to have to listen a **** load now", " Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used", " Tshwane wants double rates but try and phone to get service - endless loop #fail", "In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie 'Short Circuit.' I am always crying out: 'Imput! Imput!'", "i am so bored.", "Parents decided to drop in on their tour-de-US. The whole family is at my house. I am at work", "i`m at work starving", "Writing this paper is a lot harder then i thought . LOL", " eeeeeeeeeeeeee i jealous sia i didnt get to seee", "Ill in bed my stomach is killing me", "wats up with the racism in australia? Its not nice", "ok my friend is about to dye my hair black scary i know, ill try to post some pics tonight if not tomorrow for ur verdict" ]
[ "You`re welcome Tila!! I love you!! Wish I could have heard it", "it`s overwhelming how i`m finally catching up with my cousin/bff since i was three who i haven`t seen in years. ah, memories. miss her", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "The day started so wonderful, but now our kids our crying because our kitty is missing We just got back from posting signs around.", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "Thanks for the reminder Tony", "Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...", "Thanks! Fotoreportage coming soon", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "Happy 11th I`m going to sleep now lolz", "Yeah, Trimet says it`s a 1hr trip, I get home at 6:30/6:45-ish, so we`d arrive just as everyone was leaving.", "Sounds good to me! No more cleaning cynics orders. Haha. Good night. Talk tomorrow.", "where you ladies off to?", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "thanks for the #followfriday", "Good Evening Terri! Have missed you lately, hope life is being good to you. Have a wonderful evening !", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "so this my last week of school then finals yesss", "im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s", ": Oh. The voting is over! But don`t worry, I already voted for you about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times earlier!!!", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "Aww tom, that made me smile We love you very much too xD", "@ Nickchien _ i am happy to break my twitter virginity with you two.", "Off to study! later guys", "Thank a yoou how are you? #TwitterTakeover", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "i hope he is ok too. i miss him and the doc better not be a douchenozzle, ill be one right back!", "when the sun goes down!!! ? http://blip.fm/~5yyud", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "Sending love & respect to all the mommies out in the twitterverse! You all inspire me!!", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "dang ya`ll mothers day already. goodnight twitter world. i start shooting monday.", "@_HarryKim OOC: It`s okay. Maybe our schedules will work out soon.", "Lindsay we are your spanish fansite and we love you www.ultimatelohan.org please reply us I wish you a good flight <3", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land", "Coffee time be back later kisses*", "Yay for Block Party! You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave! Thanks for supporting NKOTB!", "is cheering on the Arsenal Ladies!! and missing my M...x", "i saw you on tues and last niiiighht <3 so amazzzing, didnt even notice you forgetting the wordddss", "I hear you ...", "no school today! that`s greeeeeat!", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Thank you for the follow ! Looking forward to your tweets...", "_Cool yep here`s hoping", "lmfao!!! Yea anyone?? Please?? We`re really pretty!!!", "I know I enjoy watching you two on twitter. About as entertaining as the comic. That I miss", "working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!", "Just getting home from work...finally", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "Ok we found our way now... I think tonight let`s just let go its dance time!", "ok deleted all messages and hope they don`t come back!!", "haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...", "Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!", "http://twitpic.com/67kb6 - Sad day! What a great guy and enthusiastic teacher.", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.", "_MandM Helaas.. En thanks!", "WOW! That is so awesome, Andre! It will be great, I know! Can`t wait. And you dad`s aren`t so bad either!", "Goodnight world and all who inhabit it!", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Off to work I go", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "is off to somewhere.", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "We do! Its been to long! I think i have next weekend open. When are you going to have the house warming party", "'...you`ll never have to be alone; i love you, and that`s all i really know...'", "Going to bed Goodnight xox", "Well - looks like Hurdle is out.", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "at least you have a next year into the big wide world for me!", "had an eventful weekend and nice week off, looking forward to a final chill out day", "At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "Thanks! We`re almost there", "Gotta get ready to leave....Alec and I are going hunting outside of Volterra. This should be fun. Talk to everyone later.", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "last day working for Tend", "No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call", "Nice days like this make me miss Alki", "oh the memories ? http://blip.fm/~5yxd4", "thanx Tom love u too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a great day", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "Off to rehearsal for the Rob DeLucca thingy next month. Nothing like learning new songs last minute", "Last day of CGI 09", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "FOLLOW ME BABY U SAID N DA CHAT U WILL LUV YA GOODNITE", "good luck with you finals!!!", "#lichfield #tweetup sounds like fun Hope to see you and everyone else there!", "hey cant wait 4 u guys 2 come over 2 jersey woop.... hope ur lookin 4ward 2 it coz we r x", "how`s the fam? Well I hope." ]
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Beto`s Pizzeria is on Banksville Rd in I believe the Beachview area... Sorry to answer like 100 years later
[ "why do i even bother anymore? Everyone is makin me feel like im a waste of space", " Hey, sorry I got off last night!", "computer.. please stop being so loud so i can do my work", "is done painting all the bedroom furniture, I still have to do the table but it will wait until after the move. Uggh moving in the heat", "flu or allergy??? ... Doesn`t matter, just try to squeeze my Sundayyyy", "How could they kill him? Hollyoaks made me sad.", "on my way to work. I`M SO HUNGRY!", " what happened? are you suffering from neck/shoulder/back pain like me? i can`t move either", " im missin out on all the fun aww *cryin* lol", " still a bit of a warning signal in my head saying: 'you want yesterday`s headache back? ok, get yourself a coffee then, quick!'", "aghh mann i missed like half wowp, nd i dont like to start watching things in the middle of the show, i forgot to record it, im maddd!", "omg, did anyone see the wee girl on bgt..!**** sucha shame", " NAT!!! I`m going to miss you so badly", "The 22nd can`t get here fast enough!", " it`s nto as good", " http://twitpic.com/4jber - aww .... then we wonder why they hate us later..... lol!!" ]
[ "Dads should ask their 22 year old sons before drinking.", "from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl", "good! now let`s go get this done..... www.HennesseyBlack.com", "trying to win tickets! com`on dc101...", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Wango tango!!! Good night all", "signed up for broadband today could take 4-6 weeks", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "What phone do you have -- an old rotary?", "i`m getting this assignment done", "Ur friend sent me", "One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "Cultural tour 102 by loiusa`s family: kangaroo sight-seeing in cemetary. Lovely", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "it`s the little thing that links us to England", "Just found out that they are running a lil behind.", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "haha dont we ever do that before many times", "I`m not sure which part you`re replying to, lol - but BB starts soon", "you should say mlia instead of fml i hope you find it soon", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Adding Comments for my friends want sum?", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "he`s back! meeting him in 40 mins", "had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!", "working the graveyard shift!", "sounds like my kinda day", "Can I have your old one?", "Sorry your day was so bad Gettin the drink on, good plan!", "Chauncey is giving his last sac speech...", "Welcome back to Japan", "awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)", "im sure jont wont mind sharing", "I forget, are you in Edinburgh? Check out EdinburghAC.org.uk", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "CAKE is sold out at terminal 5", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "resting had a whole day of walking", "Mount dishes have been conquered. Dish land is ours", "I know anne and judy", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "yeahh those two times we`ve stood next to each other were special times...", "I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know", "It`s too perfect outside to be at work", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "What brings you to our fair Island today?", "two. Just going to visit someone", "not Pimm`s in a can?", "it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "http://twitpic.com/4jguu - wow that is pretty x", "_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there", "Laws change in the 70s or 80s. I could really push it bcause gran from Bathgate, but she was US citizen b4 dad born.", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "crossing my fingers for ya! & hey you`ll be on my side of town! Welcome! LOL", "my grandpa called, wants to know what you are doing with his hat.. and when you plan to return it", "#BGT DCD Seniors were good, but not good enough.", "aww but typing from beyond the grave...impressive", "Jars was gonna be my answer", "back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.", "lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?", "I am using an on-screen keyboard", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "ooh yay, its been forevs since last ss tv baked dinner is so good, how yummy. I had prawns ****", "Need to buy a bluetooth device for machine", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "I`ll have to wait for the YouTube links", "_bug68 Bill is super!! Thanks you!!", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "trying to work out how to use Twitter!", "going out to see star trek be back in a while", "the coffee is in the making!", "As old as the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe & everything. That`s 42, for all the non-Hitchikers Guide fans", "waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long", "ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "I have just looked the time and it is #BGT in 20mins. I may hibernate for an hour or so.", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "http://twitpic.com/4wsue - yeah well thanks *blushes*", "Flypside - When it was good..i must creat my presentation in english by guys ?", "Bristol`s is the ish! I LOVE their brunch on Sundays. Ruth Chris is good too but I got sick there once.", "Okay people my fones charged", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "where were u? (via ) - Meetings...", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "i`m lookin for email to this man i have his photo -Spray Painting in Wroclaw(Poland) by Kosmo http://bit.ly/EOvVN", "of course it is http://is.gd/kqSK", "_Mom Maybe people would start looking for us... like 'where`s Waldo' but 'where`s the CKC'?", "I wish I was able to talk to you.", "if he did, he would say hi.", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "Special chocr makin rounds @ Gourds show", "I`ll put your name on the list", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "its bout smoking weed", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "i knew a horse called dollar too", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "I sent you a FR yesterday.", "imma talk to ya later ishi goodnight kid", "pebbles thrown at windows should get *someones* attention", "thanks! You know that happens once in awhile" ]
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sigh, my sisters bein strange.. she came all the way from copenhagen to london, and now her phones turned off.. i wanna see her dammit
[ "Okay, the man with the hook for a hand is kinda freaking me out right now.", " tis a sad day", "gotta buy the second season of ghost whisperer now, but noo moneyy", "i hate it when my bff is groundedd boooooooooo", "He is so silly. http://twitpic.com/4jk6b", " it`s really gutwrenching. So sad", "http://twitpic.com/66xlm - hate when my PARKED car gets hit", " the problem is, superstars always deliver huge files! too much energy pixels", "my entire body hurts. shower, hot tea and tv please..", "acsvxdcbgfn soccer now. shall see young phoebe after D: I don`t want her dressed up though", "You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces...", " O dear. so you`re going to be **** that kiddoe and I`m going to sit there doing.. nothing! awesome WHERES THE SHOPPING?!<3", " can`t! need to work on overtime project at lunchtime. Sorry!", " I`m sorry, but x-men sucks... in a bad way! ;p", " so sad...sorry to hear that. She was a sweet dog.", "I don`t know how to quit you-brokeback mountain" ]
[ "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "getting my phone back this week yeeeewww", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "someone take me to LA I NEED TO SEE THE LEMON TREE", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "well thank your phone for me.", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far... I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "i want you to text me first everyday, not me", "Golden Girls marathon about to end #lofnotc", "Saw the blink show from the tmobile party. I`m speachless", "heeeeey baby ? where are you?", "I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "_Read perhaps it is all those background apps!", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "I dont understand sensex..but wow!", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "nature has just called me BRB", "I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "Uhhh. Bring it over when you can. Matthew and Keren have never seen it.", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?", "claires party was amazing! headache.", "i cant call im at work", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "ya`ll going out without me", "aw her latest ' selenagomezLast day of shooting... Goodbye Canada. '", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks", "is walking to tesco with rhiannon and hannah to hide all evidence of lastnight", "getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.", "Well, yeah. But my mom doesn`t wanna drive all the way to Sac if we were that far away.", "My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa", "wants to go home and see Erin", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Talk at you all lates!", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "thnx babe just call me when u finish it....", "on my brothers phone, using the internet", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.", "��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "your in london? are you doing any shows here?", "I can`t have any.", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "I knooww & my hot water bottle iss in whangamata without me. ahhhhh", "Got back from helping my sis with stuff for my niece`s 1st birthday. I saw a PSP/DS lite car charger in Toy Kingdom SM for only P250!!", "_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "can`t set up my phone on twitter", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "Mitchel you have no idea how much I want to call you!! but it costs loads to call from england!!!", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "You missed me! lol", "resting had a whole day of walking", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "she`s not coming to detroit only grand rapids in october...", "needs to escape from this town. getting ready. seeyuhhh.", "aha _marie my brother`s wallpaper on his phone is Dolly The Sheep aha i`m loling.", "ur linky no worky", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "I can`t DM you because you aren`t following me", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "awww she`s laavly ;) I had to come in but I`ve got a stunning wee tan (l) ;) yourself?", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "On the way to santa monica", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "In KL now took wrong turn after Sg Besi now jam in city center", "Is off to get some dinner", "Love 'good girls go bad'", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "Cool, I used to live 5 houses to the left of that place Always something going on :p", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "Are you still taking calls? We were next to talk to you and we got disconnected before you got now.", "I think me gettin a physical change", "WHY DOES MY COUSIN PICK TODAY TO NOT TURN UP EARLY", "That poor girl on britains got talent, god love her forgot the words and cried but gets a second chance to perform again : ]", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "ugh.. my dad just told me to read an article about Kavya Shivashankar the spellin bee girl..and be more like her.", "aw it was so sad shes too cute!", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "Maybe it had a hot date with a nice little Cesna.", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "aww. can you tell her to follow me?", "Thanks, none close to me.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "I`m jealous...i need 2 escape 2, lol.", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse" ]
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I`m sick and sad .... missing out on Martini Lounge tonight
[ "someone broke into my car big time = having a really bad day", " LOL too bad he`s taken!!!!!!!", "I haven`t seen Muffin in two whole days!", "no food since woke up.", "UGH I missed the POTUS @ MY Five Guys!!!! 2 blocks from my house and 3 blocks from my job. http://www.politico.com/politico44/", " I`d help you if I weren`t poorer than you lol! I`m mexican living in .mx, which automatically makes me 13 times poorer", "just drove with my mom and brynn. my mom said im the worst driver EVER...really??", " hurts to be you! Sunshine all weekend and you don`t get to play. That`s sad.", "just ran some ACCELA unit tests for the first time in about 2 years... and they failed", "The most painful sound in the world to me is the crying of someone I love. What`s worse is I can`t even hold them and say I`m sorry", "Sitting in Mrs. Martins class, youtube is being stupid. and i REALLY want a popsicle!!! jealous of Sara", "I am so **** hungry it`s not even funny!", " aww that sounds sad", " I`m having trouble viewing it as well on you tube for some reason", " ain`t got any at the moment, sorry", "Not gonna lie, i`m going to miss high school lunches. A lot. ****." ]
[ "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "45Th st pub anyone tonight? Dont want to be a lonely drunk tonight", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "ohhh wowwww no good", "I have nothing witty to say", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "I think i need some new friends", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "I WANT A HUG!", "I want some cookies.", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "Hahaha...gutted !! it`s his birthday soon,so he`ll have to wait until then. haha", "i want to gooo", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "george lopez, bed, mommys day tomorrow ;) i wish house was on Hugh Laurie, is sexay. sometimes i like way older guys.", "Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "guess im staying home tonight...no movie-ing for me", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "Nothing to do tonight.", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "i always feel last.", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed", "at work and tired just want to go to bed", "is all alone for the evening!", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do", "ah! i almost missed snl. thanks twitterfriends", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "I wish I could go. See ya at Warped for sure tho!", "_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "its just one of those days....", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "My birthday is now over.", "Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "fingers crossed for you.", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "Im wishing that i had the weekend off so i can go to SOL.", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "About to Enjoy the Silence", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Day off with nothing to do", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x" ]
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Really wishes he had some spare cash to buy the new Punch Out for Wii
[ "Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend", "Down again seems like it never gonna stop and I`ll never get what i want", " ugly. What programmes do you have open?", " What would you know about packing? You`re making poor Lauren do it all.", " _lord Can`t we just all get along?", "I will move anywhere as long as it has a freaking dishwasher! I despise doing dishes", " I hope you didn`t take that quote personally!! I`ve been throwing them out here and there all day-guess I shoulda waited a bit", " Wish i was out an about, stuck in with a pile of boxes, a sore back and a load of tesco blue shopper bags to fill from the kitchen", "no more arrested development. i am sad.", "Back at work.....too much email in my inbox....", " OI, are you mocking the fact I dont cry at tv things?! *Feels bad*xxx", " well we aren`t normal then because 1. we can`t drive in mexico (you have to be 18) and 2. there are no dairy queens here", " i have a weird subconscience. i wonder who will i dream next", " I hear you Any time earlier than 11am is just mean!", ": sorry guys i have to drop out of the trip... some personal commitments..", "Tired and gunna go to bed soon!!! First time I`ve been online today!! All ready for mother`s day tomorow" ]
[ "Played some Mythic Brawl in order to get a good screenshot. Instead, I got a Perfection!", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "Make sure u pick up Chrisette Michele`s new album EPIPHANY in stores tomorrow May 5th! You will love it! Promise! Congrats", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "well if you`re ever headed back to the west coast, hit me up. I have a tiny place, but we can hack and hang out at the beach", "_Mandarich well welcome back from the dark side!", "i really need a skateboard ........", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "Restoring new iTouch 2. Excited to use it. Yeeeeeeeee. Goodbye iTouch 1.", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "You have a DM amigui", "_Reece naw missed it and the video cool looking sexy", "_hawt Hmm.. Interesting choice.", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "The exception for a short dude: Larenz fineass Tate yum", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "Happy Meal - B.O.B. toy http://tinyurl.com/cjtqaf", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "love this one, especially the shoes anyway, gmn punya acc lookbook ya? http://lookbook.nu/look/92920", "_d awww glad to know Little Sweet D and Leigh are doing good...thanks for the updates Howie", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB SATA 300 NCQ 32MB on the way...", "Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "- touched a real live Cube in Hamilton. Dealership closed - couldn`t sit in it though", "nice! I wish twitter would tile mine", "correct! I ADORE him. I just plucked him up and put him under my arm cuz he was cryin. All better now! Hahaha", "Just woke up :o mums singing to her new gn`r cd replacement i bought because im a good daughter", "home from taking Nick home - a little lighter in pocket after being flashed by a speed camera", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play", "finish some sketches und then go out an skate! Yeeeehaaa! got a new deck", "Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!", "Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "Working on our baseball fundraiser Get 10% percent off Platium or Diamond wedding package if you let us know you saw us on Twitter!", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "alphonso milkshake in the morning, lassi in the afternoon and fresh nimbupaani in the evening....summers can be fun", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!", "diego? i know lo ame a jack", "What a nice young guy at dunkin donuts let me go first", "thanx for showin luv", "feeling any better hon?", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "@_chloe yes! it`s on youtube its from may 7th, and it made me feel 100x better. it`s halarious.", "i`m lookin for email to this man i have his photo -Spray Painting in Wroclaw(Poland) by Kosmo http://bit.ly/EOvVN", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "hopes whoever stole my purse and money gets what is coming to them", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school", "morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way", "that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!", "_M Make one with something about the Charger?", "Lol...I am greedy. I`m craving Coldstone again.", "I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though", "have fun on flashy fed hill..im sure you`re imported cheeto eating **** will fit in lol", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "I could get away with it. dare me? I`ll go buy it tomorrow", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "Hey its back!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Hm, maybe Louise Rennison will break tradition and it will be out in October instead I always order the UK versions anyway", "aww sorry boo. I haven`t bought a printer in 4 years; my canon i900d is still making amazing prints. Have zero fisheye exp.", "Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!", "Wishes she had a pool", "and thanks, , fr. yr congratulatory gweetin`", "aww hope uve hada good day xxxxx", "lol to see my king", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "http://twitpic.com/67mj4 - Yes, it is nice. Oh and Kevin`s shirtless too but you don`t see it as well", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "Knock You Down is playing now...again!!! Cna my day get any better?? I love it!! How r u? Missed u", "thanks so much for the discount code. looking forward to trying your pads out", "Awww my lovies! Yes I love it all. And I`m totally finishing my buffalo sammich after a few hits off the new bongie. <3", "wishes would admit she has a new lovah", "boston needs one too", "But but I dun wanna", "really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know", "In case no one gave you a heads up, AT&T just put out an iPhone app for account management (MyWireless) I`d love to see a review", "oooh sounds yummy. If you get a chance to take some pics please add them to the website as we don`t have many pies on there", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "that was funny n almost right", "have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen", "Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.", "Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "_pinkapple Not much on for the weekend here. Off to Knox shortly & definitely must get into the garden. It`s a wee bit neglected.", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "ROFLMAO for the funny web portal =D", "wants to hang out with friends SOON!", "yup! Now I can join in on the nin access fun!", "Thanks for the heads up, Ethan. Watching it now", "Thanks for the tip! It`s our Company laptops so was aiming for another solution actually....", "At work full of weekend vengaboys zane lowe wolf from gladiators **** memories", "LOL! good men watch the flicks w/us and just sigh! this is a good flick so far it`s called 'Because I Said So'", "Live TV coming to the XBox 360. But only if you live in the UK. http://tinyurl.com/kq47ah", "Liking the Windows 7 Release Candidate so far... (also liking my new video card and terabyte harddisk )", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "amason seems to think hamburger a-go-gos don`t get it till october! well now....", "That will make things fair. My poor Tiger has no claws or nutz", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "Wow I really need to have fun tonight now", "_Carroll i want a marty mcflyy t-shirt.", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "someone`s a sweet tooth i was dying for somethin sweet so i`ve attacked the chock coated tiny teddies all i could find lol" ]
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Aw, not going to Toronto anymore.
[ "Har vondt i ryggen My back hurts", " so sorry to hear that", " I did wake up but i appear to have missed you by not much!", " I just noticed that They are so ridiculous", " What did I do to you! sheesh", " i need a job that can pay off all my hospital bills. i have been very sick lately.", "I don`t think my friends like me anymore (via #zenjar )", " het there r u finished cleaning your pond? u shouldn`t stay too long u will get all wrinkled up!! kidding", " ha... I thought you would enjoy the Family Guy reference... and I`m more bored than you", " **** i got a **** of hw to do 2nite", "In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am", " *reads phone book* Hugh Clancy, Hugh Claments...Nope, no Hugh Clap. Poor Holly, though she`ll grab pity votes like a shark.", " Ugh, frustrating. I see a few briefs a week with groups in them, mostly from traditional agencies.", ".... So I always get left out", " Awww I HATE that one!!", "http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/richardchan.htm OMFG this dude looks well `ard! He puts me to shame..." ]
[ "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "no work today! went shopping, and now relaxing &learning for the toefl", "Heading home from Sacramento. Will continue writing the WIndows Server 2008 R2 Unleashed book over the weekend. Sigh #windows", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "Ugh. Going to skool", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "sooo long twitters! I`m off to Cuba", "learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?", "Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*", "; i think you should come back to brisbane, australia. we loved you here", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "E3 2009 will be the first time I will not get to see G4TV`s E3 coverage since Comcast moved the G4 channel from basic cable to premium", "Didn`t win a Lammy last night but happy for Scott Sherman, who did. Walked my feet off at BEA today.", "I would never do such a thing! The only thing more awesomerer is the 15 minute walk to work", "Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.", "Young love comes to an end", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "why is it your last EVER uk tour ?? x", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "kid`s class is going on field trip today ~ and for once, I was smart enough to not volunteer to help!", "saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try", "has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good", "Efteling was great, had a nice time with family, had dinner.. forget my keys in the car hmmm! Bless the ANWB! Back in Germany now", "I guess cant request the same song though", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "There was no traffic at all on my way home and all traffic lights were green.Im afraidIowe karma a big check", "FANTASTIC week in London but ATROCIOUS 8 hour journey home", "I took my ring out...", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "Going to jog down to uni. Quite a way from my family home but exercise and all that", "I need some free #fieldnotes because I can`t travel to North 3rd Street in Philly to buy my own.", "you don`t even care about there, their, and they`re.", "Haha. Lacey just shutdown the livestream. Party time", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "No tango icons in this revision.", "I should stop trying to reach", "I gave up following - She seems really nice but clutters the hell out of my feed. It got annoying.", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "On my way to school not feeln this rainy day at all.... But I had lots of FUN this weekend ....", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "man im so sad school is ending but then again high school might be better :O", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride", "needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "So much happier, despite my looming departure", "he`s retiring from the tonight show im so bummed. he was awesome ha. AND CONGRATS MY DEAR", "Okay, no more driving. I know... I know... you are correct to say that.", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "EMO moment!! Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!", "Sweet booth at Newport... But all the people are outside http://post.ly/hEb", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "My birthday is now over.", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "I was glorious at 6.50 when I went outside, so why has it gone cold and cloudy now", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "and so to London in a car that`s about 500 degrees with no air con!", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "Went shopping a lil... I deserve it... And now a night on the town in the big city of Norfolk", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "oooh, sunshine! A patch of sunshine! And it will be gone by the time I leave work and replaced with rain. /vent", "have no line bi-focals for over 3 yrs now. End up taking glasses off to read close up.", "I didn`t get the job at Berry Line after all.", "_Daughtry FYI Canada cannot see the VH1 preview of the video", "http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)", "back from the city... breakfast time", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "_dulay i swear it took me 2 hours to get from bel air to alabang. but yes, i LOVED reminiscing about our HK trip with you &", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "Reception food at Long Beach graduation = no Champagne http://twitpic.com/67eba", "_News I should have gone", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "I`m not going on the cruise. Wish I was, but I`m just going on vacation. Thanks though", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "oh wait your in Greece, I`m in the U.S of course you think differently", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "ur linky no worky", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "No 10th 2 months=]", "_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since." ]
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So sorry to hear about your mom! that really sucks
[ "binstruct suffers from an update of the mib package... and the developer of that package is on holidays", "I really ain`t woth a ****. I can`t do anythin right. What`s wrong with me?", "Sneezing hurts my back.", "So yeah, things aren`t going so well for me. I`m getting to feel like I haven`t felt in a long, long time.", " oh man! They better do something to fix that!! ugh stupid Verizon", "the downfall about relaxing later is mad manual labor now...just finish cleaning the fridge..and now to fold clothes..house work blues", "Okay I lied! I meant this time next week! That is sooo much longer!! I miss my mommy...", "Soooo full that im starting to feel sick", "dont know why so tired today bye, time for beddy", "Did not win Kelly Clarkson Tickets. Sorry Cecilia. Really wish I could give that to you! You so much deserve it.", "Head is pounding. Well not really pounding, more like tapping I suppose. Homework time.", "Stupid competition stuff keeps getting in the way But I am going to get some words in today if it kills me _writes", " Instrumentalists like to give singers a hard time. But the vocalist`s job is the toughest when he/she is sick.", "i think june gloom has arrived", " hm, this not a good medium for much more then yes/no I am responding to previous posts,days ago, & other conversations we had", "Is there a way to block followers? I have no idea who you are. . Sorry.." ]
[ "_grrrl You have the sweetest children. You are obviously a great mom. I loved reading your blog w/ their msgs to you. Kudos.", "Just gave my mommy her Mother`s Day present...a purple ipod http://twitpic.com/4wcpt", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "Drop the girl she`s only got it for your heart she`s sure to leave broke and bleeding, and you know she`ll turn her back on you. I lo ...", "hahaha.. it`s ok, how can I hire your mom??! So paiseh.. haha, I shall do all the washing then", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "happy mother`s day, mom I hope the breakfast was nice. I love u ?", "happy mother`s day to all your mom`s", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "Oh... according to mom dad is going to try and take 2-3 weeks off in Sep. to go to Austira, and just wrap a vacation into it as well lmao", "Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!", "happy mother`s day! http://bit.ly/6fGxd", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "Prayers for my family and my dog - Mozart is being put down this afternoon. Pics of him at http://tinyurl.com/mozartdog", "Happy Mother`s Day to ya tomorrow", "Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "says HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE! http://plurk.com/p/stezd", "My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "Happy Mother`s day to MOMMY", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "Oh God bless you", "Good deal! Im doing good thank u The one about me loving my mom?", "says Happy Mother`s Day to all Moms out there http://plurk.com/p/stkr2", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Goooood Morning Melody! Wishing you a Wonderful Mother`s Day with your family!", "will u give ur mother anything special? I`ll make a cake and make sure mine gets a stressfree day =p cheesy, but it works", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!", "Oh, and yippee for Lyn-Z Way who gets to celebrate Mother`s Day for the first time as a mother.", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "sending you love on mother`s day and wishing you more happiness in the days ahead!", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "dang ya`ll mothers day already. goodnight twitter world. i start shooting monday.", "Gave my mommy her Mother`s Day present. Tickets to Aerosmith (her favorite band everr.) Yay for a good reaction.", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "yeah, it`s terrible cockatoos are the hardest to live with, so emotional. good thing he found you, though!!", "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MARK", "Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "just found two very moldy and squishy reasons why non cracker based foods aren`t allowed in the play room. When mom`s away...", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses", "just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits", "I`m my mom`s company picnic at a Lake Elsinore Storm game. Oh the things we do to please moms", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol", "Don`t know who U R anymore!!!", "Yummy yum-cha for mother`s day with mum, dad, arcel and egg-pants yuuuuuum http://twitpic.com/4w65x", "ooh a storm, that`s always welcome news Happy Mothers Day!", "exhausting day. And more to come tomorrow! City for mother`s day! can`t wait minus the driving.", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Oh and PS. Since it is already 12:30, I should probably say 'Happy Mother`s Day' to my Mom and all the mothers out there!", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "Writing my Music Lit final paper on Mozart`s Eine kleine nashtmusik. Mom is giving me a hand...and I`m actually having a GREAT time", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms", "Thanks!!!! Happy Mother`s day to you too!!", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "Btw happy mom`s day to hannah and your mom and han`s mom! Yey! Moms unite! This is your day", "Wishing you a very Happy Mother`s Day, Carina!! Hugs...Joy", "http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long", "happy mothers day @ my mum (also to my sis and my 'mum' jess, ahah)", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to my Mom, and every Mom everywhere. Off for a stroll at the Beaches later--hopefully...", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "Every day is Mother`s Day.... Don`t wait for 1 of 365 days to come around to show your mom how much you appreciate and love her.", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "Happy Mothers Day! allergies are ****. Oh and I hope Miller has a better day too", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "yep, it�s Mothers Day here as well but me and my family ignore it! we�re celebrating it EVERY day ... LOL", "Happy Mother`s Day http://bit.ly/LRSnG", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Correction: 'facetious' not 'sarcastic.' Apologies. Oh, and happy Mother`s Day!", "I know, I stink at birthdays sorry bra, hope you`re having fun anyhow, in spite of me!", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Nanay cried after reading the card I gave her. Hugged her and next thing I knew, I was crying, too! Haha We`re such cry babies. Love her.", "Happy mother`s day! Hope you have a great one with Harlow, your mom and those you love You`re such an awesome mommy! ^^", "Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal", "done with the fkn exam! n just bought the mothers day gift, finally... tada! the new prada fragrance going to meet up mum n fam now : ...", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "I`m sending a Happy Mama`s Day shout to the greatest Twit-mama ever to ... U kick ****, all day - everyday! Lovely sons!!", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "you know you love your mom when you stay up this late just to wrap her gifts (which look glorious) & hand-make a card.. happy mothers day", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "happy mothers day, too all mums out there remember treat your mum well, she brought you into this life =]", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!" ]
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Can`t sleep...so I`m watching HGTV. I`m afraid infomercials are about to take over
[ "i am very very tired", " Heh, aye. I should have investigated properly first before asking Does seem like it`s not the most obvious thing though.", "swoobs and swass.... why the hell is air not on TODAY when I am packing blech", " the AC tix are actually $20 but the show is sold out. I`d have to get tix through stubhub and pay up to $70.", "I am finally plugged in to listen to Flashpoints on http//:www.kpfa.org shoutout and have missed the segment about Chevron", "wonders if anyone would care if she died tomorrow", " Celebrity sighting: Spongebobs here! #BEA09 LOL! Now I`m even more distraught I missed it", " another david hughes on your list? I`m hurt ftw!", " IDK....I`m trapped at work all day", "Stubbed my little toe this morning on my file cabinet ... and it`s turning black", ". ... and now I wish I hadn`t", "Thinks she`s getting sick.....", "this is what i think about the world at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today", " I know sleep is so over rated! who needs it, right!", " exactly the same problem i am having with pure classical music, i cant njoy it", "Waiting for the dang pizza to cook. It`s almost 9 and we still have not eaten wifey fail. Did I mention I feel like ****" ]
[ "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "learning all about non-payment from a client. For a new business this is a headache I was hoping to avoid", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "home from school now. watching that `70 show", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "I always feel sickly when I wake up. Well got a busy day ahead of me! Yippeee", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore", "At work making more $$.. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing I can SHOP some more once I get paid I`m becomin a SHOPAHOLIC hehe", "http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "Right now on my Justin.tv channel: GTA4 fav meh www.justin.tv/djandyw", "That **** money sign. Ugh.", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "sitting next to magicmoment", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf", "I think I might have to break down and purchase some from the US just because I donot know what to call it over here", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "Ahhh I am sooo happy Ashley Tisdale is in Germany but I am not in Oberhausen... But i will show it in the TV at 8 o` clock", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "live chat soooon most likely.", "i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "i dont even know now lenaaa when you going clothes show?", "Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "It will give me lulz from time to time.", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "will be following you tomorrow!! sleep well", "I want some cookies.", "Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith", "so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "At home about to go to sleep! Goodnight twitter world!", "it`s after 3 AM.!! I think it`s time to bed.!! have a good night twitts.! ;))", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****", "wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT", "i need to get my computer fixed", "Good morning my sexy twitter how`s yall doing??? I`m gd but it`s like 7:49am n I still wanna sleep", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx", "company policy. Has been for the last two places I`ve worked at", "sittin on d bed about 2 fall asleep", "At work...Thinking about things when I should be working", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "Jungle Book, Mary Poppins, or Bugs Life - depending on if you want cartoon, live action or cgi", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "So, I picked up Chris Botti`s~Live in Boston CD, listening while driving home tonight under the moon. Didn`t want it to end.", "Joe`s version is pretty but it`s a sleeper. Shouldn`t be played at 1am.", "i wish i had a 12hr nap!! lets talk rachel into getting one of these now.. lol", "Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Can you believe it:Tomorrow Night will be Jay Leno`s last episode of the Tonight Show I encourage everyone to watch it and welcome Conan.", "lol Check this video out -- New Minute Maid Commercial http://tinyurl.com/cplt7p", "LOL!!! I`m going to see it maybe today", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "will do it in a couple od days , when I have more time., for now I need to get some sleep. Night Night All. Peace.!!!!", "ha I think I got like two hours of sleep last night and I have an early start tomorrow, so chillin and sleep is needed!", "'Viewers of my LinkedIn profiel also viewed Barack Obama, Francisco van Jole and Erwin Blom.' I`m in good company.", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "_20 I hope he does it soon, and i know i hate fakes", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "tell me what you think of Pride Prejudice and Zombies . . . if you`re not all hyped up on sugar", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.", "thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x", "2nd to last episode of jay leno itll never be the same! nite twitter", "jake thomas looks so precious :`( i hate when they say 'there it is i see the white light' in every ghost whisperer show", "Actually a great start to the day, hope it continues getting my new american oversized bed in the evening!", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!", "Lol. She`s offering me a case of guiness! can you one up her? If you buy me two I`ll stay. Let`s start the bidding wars", "Has an hour left of revision", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "Not enough time for Disney World.... might just have to watch the Disney channel instead.", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "i don`t have any of that", "Adem in, adem uit", "such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night", "i know! This season has just zoomed by!", "Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael" ]
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I`m getting me & my family ready for Kaylee`s graduation! It`s gonna make me so sad.
[ "All of a sudden I`m craving broccoli and cheese soup really bad... oh the hunger", "even though it`s only 7am on Saturday morning, it feels like the weekend is already over. btw I`m awake because I had a bad dream..", "Heyy, Im Not feeling so good cuz of wat happened yesterday in the car accdentt.", "Okay haileys really gone now. everyone keep her in your prayers.", "i`m out of books to read, movies to watch n stuff to buy...i`m bored!", " My computer got screwed to hell by viruses. I just finished wiping the drive and reinstalling Windows XP I want a Mac...", " - It is supposed to be an unrelated (story-wise) new part of the Fallout series they`re working on... Only the name is out", "Ugh i hate not having my car!! i miss you my little ford focus!!!", "He can`t fix it. I guess I`ll write until I get too bored then watch tv. Man, this is lame.", "So, no yarn arriving until Monday and I don`t even know what`s in this shipment. I have nothing to dye. Now what?", "chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****", "whats the point of wisdom teeth? NOTHING! grr in so much pain and i look like a chipmunk FML", "1 more goal, Gila!! But his last game is against milan. Dillematic 4 me", "Misses JP I do not know what to do and iv given myself a headache thinking about it, just makes me want to cry", "Home with Maddie I`m tired.. Goin` to bed afterwards", "Found out I have to go to the US again in August. Getting tired of transatlantic flights. Not good for my carbon footprint either" ]
[ "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "happy star wars day everyone off to celebrate with the family... ok we`re not celebrating it but i am going round to the famo`s...", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "Bout to hit pmark then make one of my final meals wit the housemates..", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Going home to get clothes", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "is about to go into her last final. happiness!", "Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "Hey Kelvin, my day`s been fantastic so far! We`re getting ready for a family Mother`s day function shortly", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "I do! But I have to go to a dang wedding in madison", "i`m not partying tonight", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "there will be a session of #MoMoTLV at #iva09", "One final down, two to go!", "Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "I have assignment due by midnight in professional writing class & I really wish I was already done with it Luv writing thought Id like it", "i think im just going to wind up going Home and go to bed", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "im not going to my dads tonight !!!!! and hes got a 12 foot pool he has to tell me that hes got things when im not going **** !!", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "Well we`ll have to organize one for when you can get down, can`t guarantee no oldies though", "Just got finished cleaning and putting out my mom`s presents. Happy mother`s day. I`m going to sleeeeep.", "i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "1 month 3 wks till the big day! ~CSH", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "The day started so wonderful, but now our kids our crying because our kitty is missing We just got back from posting signs around.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "going to have bfast now", "its my bday!!! I`m gettin older!", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "Last day for our professional interns", "feel like going home and sleep till the next day!", "You know you`re up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so", "I know But maybe by then you will have forgotten about it, and it will be like Christmas in July!!", "im going to my inlaws tonight. hopefully my new niece will be there! who needs kids when my inlaws have them all for me!", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........", "I should be doing history.....", "// sounders game tomorrow! and mother`s day", "DECEMBER... thats like a year away...", "_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "Hey did you get any more info about your graduation? And I think my mom`s gonna let me go to CP, if you guys still wanna go!", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "so wednesday my mom is making a huge special dinner & whatnot to celebrate the new single, just so ya knoww", "Helping my cousin get ready for her 8th grade dance...she is growing up", "Makeup + cute dress = I`m ready to go", "I wish I lived closer to the girls. I`m tryna chill on a Friday night! ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!)", "i work in youth justice", "had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "Is not going to service tonight due to the fact that i`ve yet to find a dress for prom tomorrow. Ugh", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "good luck with it..Do well!! My best wishes are with you!", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "Nyappy mother`s day to your mom`s.", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "im at school right now", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "heading off to schoool. going to have a good day. i just knoww...", "on the way to kuya jordan`s house for an O`s sleepover !", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "Um k.. this is NOT Close My Eyes.. this song always makes me cry bc my mom is gone but I <3 it anyway..", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing." ]
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IN PAIN. my big toe got stomped on during the hokey cokeu. it`s throbbing. anyone have any suggestions to heal it?
[ " man i cant go on sunday cause im helping out all day at the piano recital. this sucks", "i hate working, especially when the weather is good", "acsvxdcbgfn soccer now. shall see young phoebe after D: I don`t want her dressed up though", " oh plzzzzz u never had time for me!!!", "Sometimes it hurts that pets cant talk back to us. What if they are in pain. How would they tell us.", "will be lonely for 4 days because will be in baguio. http://plurk.com/p/x2apl", "I think the rain killed my phone", "Took a kind-of nap, too. My tummy hurts.", "listening to music!! my phone just died on me !! Can`t find my charger... my brother needs 2 stop taking mine without asking!!", "I`m sick and sad .... missing out on Martini Lounge tonight", "Getting a cleaning on tues then getting a tooth pulled on thurs. Then gotta schedule a bridge that might need a root canal--ugh.", " hun are you okay? I see alot of your posts your exercising like mad,not eating or sleeping", "Ugh feeling sick to my stomach and I have five more hours of work to go", "At school, it`s so boring", " Need a tickettttt Gah. Ya you`ve got me on there, reason346.. Haven`t listened to dear Elliott for a few weeks...overdue..", ": Help Jen I had a Monster Energy Drink and now I`m crashing." ]
[ "http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really.. my redd converse. I love converse.", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "I want to hit that", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "yummy yummy ice creammm i hate heels &whoever made this pair.", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya", "hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "i wanna go vivid light walk", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "just had steamed fish w/ oyster sauce", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "Its a Bank Holiday!..... If you`re happy and you know it CLAP YOUR HANDS!", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "Loaded up box of recyle stuff for Salvation Army,but took corner too fast..everything is all over the back.Might have to recycle to dump", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "grabe, norms. i researched; dami pala flamenco forms and sub-forms. kaloka! i attempted a Solea. kaloka ang 12-beat!", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "is listening to Jello Biafra at work.", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "_n Where can I get some?", "I have to go to work.", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "I am using an on-screen keyboard", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "That`s not too bad. Good luck!", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "how`s the baby fever", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "I got paint in my hair", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "thinking about new.. oh yes .. btw bankroll stays at $14.88.. so down a bit from yesterday.. and I won`t whine about bad beats ..", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "http://bit.ly/253ce :: I got bit in the face by a doberman when I was four years old, I just wanted a kiss My neighbor had about 13 ...", "Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "Just got done discing, found two discs in the last two days. Solid. Wish would treat my koozie better and not throw it around", "It`s on today`s menu, don`t worry", "going to a garden centre today. should be funn :/ currently drinking egyptian spice tea and watching hollyoaks", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "wnna take a bath!!!!", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "About to clock into work", "You can be Cinderelliiee", "Gone up to 8mm on my plug. Help, this is where I said I`d go maximum and I still want to stretch it more...", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "i just dyed my hair", "Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "trying to figure it out", "Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "ya i walked into the wall thats why i have a plaster on my neck", "Time to play the drums", "Please remember you need a helmet for the bike asap, talk to you later ok hope your head not to bad", "hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "http://twitpic.com/4bckp - that should answer part of your question", "idkk if il get to see it again", "im at school right now", "mmm, just had the best delicious chocolate pancakes for tea break. oh thank God for HERHSEY`S Chocolate Syrup!", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "Getting a pedicure. I love these. My massage did not include a leg/arm/foot massage today." ]
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Stupid jobs, idk what to do.
[ "It`s so sad http://bit.ly/b8jTH I love Kelly! <3", "i wish i could teach my dog how to play xbox! alas...no thumbs", "my msn crashes way too much hmph", "I was gonna get off at 230 2day. Just found out I`m stayin til 630", " Hi Heather. I dont know why... but I just saw your messages from April!! Have not been very twitter friendly...", "just found out i wont know my uni results for this year until 17th july at the earliest!!!! hate the wait", " Ahhh...can`t do this one....will be in las Vegas that weekend #noctweetup", "cant sleep again! I couldnt sleep last night eather! *Wabble Wabble*", "Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.", "ARG! Eirtaku got hit by stupid bots. So much **** on a kid friendly site.", "i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy", " I miss you too", "still sick @ Home http://loopt.us/iArPRg.t", "Oh my gosh! My hair is so short! I miss my long hair!", " Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!", "oh dear, they selected the worst bit for highlight for soprano guy" ]
[ "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "napppinggg, then work 7 - 11", "BORED. would love someone to talk to.", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "Why do i never get to see my paychecks? It`s not fair, the second i get them they`re gone!", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "Name the rest? Let`s see. Mystery Jets are pretty cool. Ida Maria AND you shud rly listen to Say Anything!", "Anybody have advice on who to use for printing biz cards besides Overnight (bad experience) & PsPrint, each biz card = sep. project =", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "I`m so stupid! It`s Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!", "is tryna find her a 30 yr old junt with a 401 k, stable job, good home with an extra room 4 me and my baggage..so tired of u young dudes", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!", "Lol at the VATS on The Insiders", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "my your rather random.", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "well, I couldn`t get a real clear shot, but I`ve got the best I could...silly people walking through the admitting of the ER...", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!", "eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "tell me what you think of Pride Prejudice and Zombies . . . if you`re not all hyped up on sugar", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "We don`t really offer that service as we`re web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?", "hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that could be interesting", "thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...", "I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "Thanks for the feedback. Surreal life, surreal oils", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "lmao, im only joking mate", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "shop then work time see yas laterz x", "Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!", "i suppose i best get ready for work grrr", "No problem! These boxes are _made_ for undernourished IT professionals", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "woo hoo its friday!! ....wait.... i have to work at the cleaners tomorrow.", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "geez why do u have to be SO obvious?", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "lol thanx, me too!", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "not an easy place for me to access Task-based ux is something I`ve been thinking about. I`d like to hear the criticisms.", "feel like am at one of those gyms where the machines work you rather than you them", "Thinking of ways to promote Indie Designers. Benefiting them and moi Any thoughts? Indies, what you do have to say?", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "Yooooooo!? What up mates?!", "I don`t see why not", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "do u hav a garden? bunny probs r decidedly uncool. thanks 4d link!", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe", "aaauuuggghhh! in n out, check! mcdonald`s, check! haha, next is hot cheetos!", "We don`t have either of those here.", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "Still bored but not long now till the next tour date", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "I don`t have any", "ofcourse they wait until the last minute to run an experiment at work...that I have to supervise. aka i dont get to leave work on time.", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well" ]
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Shopped til i dropped....come bac sunshine i miss u
[ "pff, Life sucks sometimes!", "ok my friend is about to dye my hair black scary i know, ill try to post some pics tonight if not tomorrow for ur verdict", "Arghhhhhhhhh... i can`t keep up with these TwitterBones peeps", "just got home. errrr... V.Luna hospital is so far. :|", " Hell yes. I`m too late.", "yay for nice weather, boo for cici not being here this weekend", " I saw you stalkerishly from the elevator, but Brookie was eating her moracca (?) So we had to go.", "It`s too hot to be sat in an office! I wanna be out in the sun shineeeee.", "waiting for aaron to get into town, and then leave him for work. booo", "scratchy scratchy throat. warm fluids needed", " wasnt it sad? was the 3d good?", "once i hit christian in the head with a metal bat! haha he then socked me in the eye! haha i miss being a reckless little kid", "I woke up an came to the realization that I can put it off as much as I want, but I need 2 drop some friends. Dammit!", "broken my leg comment me please", "really don`t mind (too much)) sittin @ standstill, listenin 2 music, twttrg. But the gas gauge isn`t lookin healthy", "**** week all **** week off to the gym now with the worst headache." ]
[ "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "baaha & healthy choice my friend! (:", "thanks for havin us overrr!", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "Is feelin right rite now", "Same here. But I am just going to browse SA until I get bored.", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "me too dawg thanks so much!", "Great to meet you! Thanks for the use of your umbrella...I hope you ate and got some sleep!", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "cool its my P", ".... It was just alriiightt", "thanks, feeling good and off to New Forest later", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "Thanks for the support", "Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over. i love you.", "most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "_of_Chas good mornin sunshine...at least the work puter will go faster", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "wish it wasn`t raining", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "Naw forget it then. I will only if u take them", "Me + court =", "Right! Into action! Grab a shower, grab my camera and, I think, a walk in the sunshine along the canal. Later, good tweeple", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "Thank you for sharing. I appreciate your honesty I hadn`t tweeted for 30 some odd hours and got a little tweet happy.", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "I follow u lol", "Time for me to seek out some coffee for my own caffein love affair too!! Mmmmm... Sweet been of hyper-goodness!!", "_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...", "...Now I`m going back to bed. LOL. Enjoy your time at the gym. I`ll be sleeping.", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "someone`s a sweet tooth i was dying for somethin sweet so i`ve attacked the chock coated tiny teddies all i could find lol", "oh.. tnx for following cass.", "Ahhh so Jealous! Have a nice time and I`ll see you when you get back x", "went to wingstop without me", "I should stop trying to reach", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "Gotta buy some onesies for my besties lol ah Yea! at the club having a grand ol time", "p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "at work till 7.", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "I didn`t even get a chance to shop @ Aldi!", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "finally over my sickness.", "I`ll oscillate from one to the other.", "sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!", "got a case of the bubblies.", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "i wnt there yesterday! wish u could go with me someday u,u LOOVE YA <3", "5 Mins, till the end of follow me Friday", "Thanks For The Follow.", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "I want some cookies.", "we`re gonna miss you. dont worry, there will be more for sure!", "i just drove past your hotel wish u was ere. I`m thinking a december trip for a real white xmas!!", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "happy almost mother`s day", "done with facebook. off to jamlegend", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "to and , thanks for following me.", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", "just helping myself to some caramel digestives", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "sounds like my kinda day", "i havent seen you all week", "gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha", "_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers! ~Ellen~" ]
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i have such a hard time talking to new people - I am pretty sure I didn`t make a good impression.....
[ "Having a hectic day travelling from PJ to UNITEN, back to PJ. Working now at CC office.", "@_juliamarie people just don`t appreciate nature. it`s sad. did the lil dude survive?", " how crappy for him", " I feel like I haven`t talked to you in a really really long time.", " What did I do to you! sheesh", "It was my fault for leaving my flip-flops outside my locker while swimming at USF Koret but why oh why would you want to take `em? #R2IMT", "OK guess I need to do actual work now. How long until 5 pm? Oh no. I may have to ditch early.", " I was going to but I`m siiiick I`m so mad!!!! Jason said I have to recover fully before I go paintballin again! Are u playing?", "Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.", "I watched wayyyy too much Beverly Hills 90210 today and I am not proud of that fact. TV FAIL", "yeha i broke their page... damit... im trying to fix it how... hope you dont bank with communityfirstandtrust", "Cause these stupid people dont have my phone and my tummy herts", "graduation is done im a little sad.. anyone want to hang out???", " Aww, that`s sad. I miss seeing you guys on the big screen.", "feeling really dizzy not soo good", "Just started feeling bad again ugh. I hate it when I don`t feel good!!" ]
[ "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Thank you. Usually the learning happens after I get a little rest and review my notes. Which reminds me, I`d better get some rest", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!", "Wah, why are you sad?", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "Yes, people skills and social manners are quite nice. If you a few billion, guess you need MORE love to gently guide you.", "I forget you`re from Venezuela! Talking with you is like with my classmates.", "_Henrie how are you?what are you doing?answer me plz", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere", "Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok", "Just opened a facebook account, I`m a little confused I don`t really get it. Twitter seems much better", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???", "Howz it going hun??", "just found out i have strep", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "_Bailon talk with your HIPS", "I`d be soo honoured if u cld chk out my beats, perhaps sm advice on wat I nd to do 2 improve da overall sound of my music", "trying to get into the groove of studying heeelllppppp meeeeeeee", "I`m such a chicken", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!", "maybe cause you look so innocent", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "I will - but you will never know it`s me", "ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.", "I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x", "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "compliment taken. Thanks. Key is to be yourself", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3", "Morning & welcome new followers! I tweet business & pleasure so just fair warning", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "Ah this is getting to me", "is new to twitter.... needs some studying here", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "crud is all I can say", "I`m so getting the cold", "heyy sweety how did it go at advanced training? waht r u doing?? *hugz*xxxxxxxxxx", "I <3 Rupert Grint......& of the boy, Ive accepted tht I do fancy him But im certain he doesnt feel the same so its not worth telling him", "Am good thanks, what`s Miami saying? How come u wrote to me?", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "haha i have 2 ask, are you 2 as beautiful as ur voices? curse u super cool beautiful women who are likely unavailable! lol", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "hello, i`m great! how are you?", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "Great service, but I find the time lag from time of posting to appearance on Twitter to be a small downer", "i hope you feel better", "I created my account just to get a chance to chat with you (: I ADMIRE YOU! you`re amazing! you inspire me to write <3", "Hello again How`d ur saturday go?", "_007 so I tried to send you a direct message and I can`t because you aren`t following me", "eh, you`re a really nice girl How are you? miss youuuuuuu", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Hehehe I didn`t really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "_El_Rumi I just do English with them. Half my conversation is in English anyway - fii mushkila ma`a al modem wa al router", "I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'", "'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO", "if you need to talk or vent let me know", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "wants to hang out with friends SOON!", "okay thank you! i can`t find it", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "Oui, I figured that since its a day off, I`d better start brushing up on my french; so far I have learnt Bonjour and Oui", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "Might be a while before I get around to it. Not sure if I will make it flat out in HTML or through WordPress. .. Fun fun fun", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "Had a little fight with My Best Friend What should I Do?!?", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out", "I tried 2 vote 4 u the other day but I couldn`t figure out how 2 do it help? Lol", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "you did not write back to me", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do.." ]
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_rc234 haha yup. but still have a terrible headache and super swollen and puffy eyes! i dont think im going out today.ugh!
[ " SO jealous...see if you can get some Dallas concert tix out of her...it`s all sold out!!", "need a break...my head hurts", " OMG that is AWFUL! $12k??? Wow Our pyr figured out how to open a doorknobs one day by crushing them in her jaws and", "does not like ups much today...", " what happened? are you suffering from neck/shoulder/back pain like me? i can`t move either", "has now found a bug in the RHEL5 bnx2 driver Cant handle high packets per second (> 50k)", "Epicfail and Joseph in class... Very long liao", "Choir assembly was bad it`s **** hot, yay!", "I also want it to be the 6th, i miss my girlies so much WE GET TO BE ROOMIES AGAIN!", "Hanging out at the San Fran airport. Got a few hour wait until I go anywhere...BTW SFO`s $7 wifi is garbage.", "Irony: Inventor of Ford Mustang can`t keep his car http://tinyurl.com/lpmvtk via :", "Too hot. Station isn`t packed but train packed. No windows open on train. Roasted sardines.", " WHAT?! i was wanting to see that show!!", "Dad: 'No trips to Lahore for you.' Me: 'I do live in DC & NYC which also = big targets.' Bummer, no Pizza Hut chicken tikka pizza for me", "wants to go to falkland but cant cause of stupid exams and mtbcut are going to be there", "**** you rhinitis! boohooo my poor nose" ]
[ "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "I had a dream there was some kind of bug on my eye", "I should be sleep. I have to wake up soooo early", "yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "Time for a clean up.", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "LOL. About to leave.", "LOL!!! I`m going to see it maybe today", "It`s supposed to be even hotter today than yesterday. Wearing shorts to work.", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Haha yes I do it`s hard work, too! I didn`t get home until 3:00 AM, not like I sleep haha.", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "wow its only 9:30", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "wants to go home.", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "On my way to work wish I had more days off", "Looks like I`m on tea duty all day.", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.", "I want it to rain today! Like full thunderstorm style! But it probably won`t", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "Its already been a crazy morning and its ONLY 1030", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "need some Pizza...can`t get out of office", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "is working 4 to close", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo! Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "go on msn. i need to talk to you about something that happened today", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "Thanks for the advice! Went to the doctor`s and slept a lot yesterday Must be the meds.", "It`s a beautiful nice day and I`m stuck inside!", "I`m soooooooo hungry right now. DH is still not home.", "Sounds like a good five days", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "getting ready for the day, out then work till close", "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "Type cold in my room", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "finally over my sickness.", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "i suppose i best get ready for work grrr", "please please please please let my match be cancelled today. PLEASE", "is awake and does not want to go to work...", "i always feel last.", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!", "*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "got a case of the bubblies.", "there is no sun here in florida..it`s all rainy and cloudy.", "Last day of college today!", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "can`t keep eyes open....*shuts eyes*", "Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "G`day Thanx for following.", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "About to go on 6 hour journey home", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "It`s hot. I could turn on the A/C, but I`m trying to be green for as long as I can stand it Right now I`m just a little red and shiny.", "at the redi med. getting checked for strep throat.", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "im at school right now", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "i cant call im at work", "How are you today!?", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "It was crazy all day today and I have a feeling it`s going to be that way tomorrow, too. Enjoy your couple of days off though", "Is feelin right rite now", "eating chicken noodle soup...... its one of those days", "Hope you feel better soon little Magic Girl", "feeling any better hon?", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "well its hot as heck right now", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "My head hurts.... Can wait to see the new photoshoot!!!!!!!", "should be coming out of hospital today", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "almost got a kitty yesterday...but it didn`t work out" ]
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We are on the slowest train ever, it stops everywhere. Missed a quick train by a few minutes
[ "is sad she got her plans cancled", " I must of brought the bad weather with me to the states", "sucks not being able to take days off of work or have the money to take the trip so sad", "Stupid Twitter - now I`m faceless ...", "just realized that Chris Lake was spinning in stockholm yesterday, and I missed it!", " Im not getting any treatments, we are just gonna hang out at the pool and the hot tubs.", "Feel quite down, not quite sure why though :s so going to bed night everyone x", "hates putting in new contacts", " awwwh u stuck in traffic booo!", " Wow, really? I didn`t know it was that serious. Well that sucks. Texas must have been chock full of asbestos.", " so you are like the rest of us on this miserable bank holiday.then LOL", " ate ****, I refuse to bless her cuz she already clingy", "I want it to be summer. NOW. why is it sprinkling STILL!?!?", " Omg same here! They hurt so much", "My mom has annoyed the living **** outta me, so now we`re on AOL Radio, looking for Brooks & Dunn.", "is gonna be mad hungry when I get home. Forgot my money..." ]
[ "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "people dont get into fender benders on the way to school that just doesnt happen hahahahah", "listening to the online radio; oldies", "_o uh, could you come visit austin before you make your gigantic moving decision? it`s closer to st louis than portland.", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "Still no Internet today", "oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa", "just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad", "switch to something else then", "What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "went to wingstop without me", "he didn`t know there was going to be a test", "And this is what happens when Swine Flu gets to all of us. http://tinyurl.com/55hq2o", "not there but wish I were", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "yeah me too but there isn�t any prom here in germany although school is almost everywhere the same! ?", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "So that is different than normal how?", "at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well", "i don`t have texting.....", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "yay but you missed naptime", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "my phne blocks text", "_Thrifty eBay 10 mile rule not working for me. Too many pairs of leather trousers being sold in Aberdeen. Will try next week.", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "has no people skills.", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "Going to revise for physics.", "Schools out, but works in", "hypervenilating cuz i just watched keith urban`s new video!!! trying to calm down and im realizing how far away august 13 is!!!!", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "flying is falling, getting distracted and missing the ground", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "Is hungry with a sub", "I have to go to work.", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "hahaha maybe it was certain groups of juniors. hello, and what are you doing in Korea? We`re all over the world!", "wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?", "About to clock into work", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "Im on my way to brookings", "It`s a windy and rainy day", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "is loving the half day! If only it wasn`t raining. Soccer Practice tonightt.", "where are all ma bestfriends at ? , MIA or wat ?", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "what happened? I missed 4 hours of updates", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "just at home, not much going on, had a long day", "So full from a great lunch and now stuck in traffic", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "so close to tennessee", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "what`s that? The sun? No sign here", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "Traffic backed up inbound Lincoln tunnel", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "one of them is", ": I know!! Im so excited. We cant go earlierrr than the afternoon? I love you tooz <3", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", ": thx for the follow!", "Somewhere in the center...", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "just had a gym sesh.", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Random has an a", "as we were disembarking @ Tswassen we saw a pod of killer whales ^^ i`d just finished pointing out that i`d never seen bc killer whales.", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "SAimee 26 july, Underage festival 2 August, i found some others but they were too far away", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "Big Sugar = yet another `90`s bandwagon I was too late to get on. Next S&D BNL should reunite them (kind of like they did for the Odds).", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "Less than 99 days til warped tour.", "Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super", "_witty yes france/belgium was good carnt belive how much traffic we hit on the way back", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Jonas brothers concert was greaattt", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "is on the road now! with 7 hours ahead and a beautiful girl behind", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "_01 here is winter, but not snow", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "schoool time. not doing much this week. about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC! can`t wait for the last day of school.", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Young love comes to an end" ]
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I don`t think I`ve ever been so tierd in my life.Ugh,goodnight.So sleeping in tomorrow
[ "I keep pulling out my knitting at my desk and then putting it back. Not good! Not good! T-minus 15 minutes till release........", "fucken tired as **** it`s sunny.. good day? deffff", " Oh right,sorry,now i get ya,But still 3000 email`s,wow,cool", "Evermore & End of Fashion rocks! My poor foot though! oww! injured my foot. not good. will be sore tomorrow. details to follow later", " Dang... that IS disappointing", "Sad babies make for angsty writing", " i miss that place, but miss wegmans even more. whole foods != wegmans", "It is so annoying when she starts typing on her computer in the middle of the night!", ":O Job interview today, i`m really gonna mess this uuuup", "Moses and his girlfriend broke up!", "The cats are gone. All 3 of them.", "Finally got my money. Too bad it goes to bills", "i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate mother`s day.", "I`m feel deflated. Ugh. No more dog.", "Feeling bad for my little sister. Put a lot of money into her Saab, took full coverage off it last week, and totalled it yesterday", "Well, I discovered I can`t swim. I`m out. Sorry" ]
[ "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "T-bone`s gone to sleep... Think we`re gonna join him", "ok gotta get my sub before everyone wakes up", "Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am. That`s gotta be a record", "i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!! (FAREWELL!!!)", "im nervous :/ i want to gimme a bear hug", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Enough studying,whew... Time for sleep", "5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "tomorrow it`s the final competition", "Passing out early after the river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed with my cozy dogs", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "I`m going to school...JOY! :/ 7:20 am! I`ve got to go! BYE!", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "hey!! at home about to sleep i cant believe weekend finished so fast! happy mothers day!! good morning and have a great sleep", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "well then close your pretty eyes and count boring sheep you`ll be sleeping in no time", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter", "Ooh, new Bonkers is out tomorrow, nearly forgot about that", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.", "wish u was in the D!", "oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday", "is a sleepyhead. looking forward to tomorrow. i love his family.", "Last time in the drama room", "wish i was 17 again", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "Laying in the dark thinking of you.", "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "what can i say, i am a creatur of night, hmm, should be dne soon", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "has an exam at 10am - I slept about 3 hours last night", "How about we play tomorrow?", "last day working for Tend", "Lets leave the nervousness until tomorrow!", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "I`m up way past my bed time. gonna catch sum snl.", "nice night bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow", "i wish my drems could come true", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP WITH THE SOUND OF THE RAIN", "Really?? I feel special", "it can only get better.", "starts tomorrow and I start to study again", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "Crab boat? I have my mobile set to go off every night, to remind me to head to bed", "i hope you feel better", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "I have to go to work.", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "Wow I really need to have fun tonight now", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "i know i`m changin it again", "I do believe it`s bed time. Knighty knight.", "Have been rolling on the bed for the past 2 hours ... Still unable to sleep", "_ more than youl ever no ! !! ! !! ****", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!", "I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "today was my first day", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "Yep, one of those nights again.", "just that you`re not here...", "NiGHT NiGHT MY TWiTTER LOVES ON THE PHONE THEN SLEEP", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "that`s such a long time from now", "has today off! But has to work tomorrow", "played a bit pool with my buddies....going to bed now, have to work tomorrow", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "long weekend. thank god i can sleep in on monday", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "Eh, I`ve had better. I`m excited to see ryan hurley tomorrow", "i wish i was there too", "At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "I WISH I could be in bed by nine once in a while. I never make it in before 3-4 a.m. #sleepdeprived. Doing too much.", "Goin to bed... Finally. So sleepy! *Happy mothers day!*", "Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "I think me gettin a physical change", "I have to go to work with out my and", "probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "Perfect way to end a totally boring day? Sleep. Goodnight" ]
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why doesnt he want me anymore
[ " Sorry we couldn`t get the projector working with the windoze laptop but a ton of people came up afterwards and saw it live", " aww but we miss you here in the USA.", "iPhone is doing that 'not opening downloaded apps' thing and I forgot my cord at home", " we tried to DM you but your not following us", "Would like to remind people that I am OUT of Kansai Scene, and whatever the current issue is like, I have had nothing to do with it", " No. As a result, the salary is a decrease", "emily is over tonight XD work experience is over. Jen I`m going to miss seeing you like everyday", " if I could make it to Philadelphia this year I would be there!! but sadly, i cannot", "I`m going to miss my iMac so much over the next month.", " bummer, bro, sorry to hear that", " belay the swimsuit, hot tub won`t be ready this weekend. sadness", " I am 28 and I still haven`t been to a club. Lots of bars, though. I don`t think I`m missing much", "I`m very conflicted here. I really like Mike but I still have feelings for Darrin. It`s really complicated. I don`t know what to do.", " i did have 1 n i still do...this job is so dead 2 me right now...", "_cook you make me sad. Why do I like in canada? I can never watch these things. I should move. Know anyone who needs a roommate?", "No waterfront anymore faccia luna and clarendon will have to do" ]
[ "niggas got they eyes on me and i aint talkin bout da BM when i say i got 745 on me", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation", "I wanna come!!! How come u didn`t invite me!", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "Excuse me ms.gomez who said you could leave", "ha. nothing any man does is right on mothers day except for taking kids off mum`s hands for whole day", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "Lost a battle with the couch....phone has been blowing up", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "Munch away, my dear Watson, Munch away", "Just finished weeding the flower bed. Why is it the weeds grow so well but legitimate plants hate me?", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "Michael Porter is haunting me again. Ugh. The five forces. But I don`t remember the other 9 strategies for competitive advantage.", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?", "closeness or distance? closeness... but now everything seems so distant...", "why aren`t you showing up as a #spymaster in my screen?", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "why are you sad?!", "love u!! and love mr. player! come visit me i miss u girls", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...", "i didnt get a hug today", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "Cleaning all day today after he runs off to do his stuff and setting my schedule for the week. I feel much better now and calmer too!", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "Last time in the drama room", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "Hi Michael! Wow, thanks for the kind words! Now I must find love connections for you just for your bg alone!", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "#bgt Will Holly take being paraded on stage again for potential rejection?", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "he is the meanest lil boy ever!!!!!!!!!! When I was a lil girl everyone loved me", "home=san diego, why did the san jose weather fallow me", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "hahaha my boyfriend! yeah he looked so different there... but he`s so cute... i so want to watch the movie...", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "you aint invite me", "y do i only have 2 people following me people follow me please x", "my girl friend also dropped me", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Noo, good guys are better x", "what happened to your phone", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "_teamgreen Marriage course is not running on either of the bank holidays in May. Back and running next week", "i wish you still loved me", "_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "Yo, what happened to my invite?", "listening to revenge by kiss to get inspiration... i don`t think kristie is really digging it though", "FML dad didnt leave me any moneyz, so i have 2 wait till he gets home call me when you finish work?", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over. i love you.", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Lovely hubby has just spray tanned the back of my legs for me so hopefully won`t look like an allsort for much longer!!", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "Oh Chris, so sorry about Mr. Raccoon. Obviously NOT a FEMALE, cuz any female of ANY SPECIES would adore you. Hugs, Angel", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "can you stop working so i can have someone to play with !", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "All I want is to see him tonight. and I know it`s not gonna happen.", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "I wanna play with you tonight *pout, pout side face*", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "hahaha my uncle does that coz my aunty is a **** who left her kids", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "http://twitpic.com/4wh0l - im in love wit this fool from college hill", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "Duncan finally got his orders... leaves for Iraq in September. Open invite to stay with me anytime during the year he`ll be gone", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "How can i vote, it wont let me, says they closed the votes in her category i wanna vote" ]
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sorry guys i didn`t sign in for a while sorry every1
[ "Does not feel good at all today", "Then back to **** school", "Off to meeting in Lincoln Square, bummer, no more free parking", "I think my book is gone forever... we mourn forever ****!", " I know, that is so sad. I", " Why do you not respond me?", " WHAT! That`s a sin!", "I am also wasting time til my cab gets here. spamspamspam. Also Keiths motorbike was nicked. WELL ****.", " but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it XD", "cant sleep again! I couldnt sleep last night eather! *Wabble Wabble*", "_xo wicked , what time you leaving? how come you cant stay the night", "Shame I`ve gotto go to work", " oh dear. (I`m sorry, but i laughed )", "hungry, but don`t have an appetite", "head hurts and I feel sick and I have to go to work tomorrow", " SAME. its just not happening, and im going out too!. UH-OH." ]
[ "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "I should post some photos of my robots ok - offline for 4 hours now. ttfn (oh, so IM...)", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "Oh, wow, you`re fast How`s life going ? It`s been 6 months ya ? XD", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "ah . thanks .. appreciate it", "says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "lol i`ll have to look on youtube later thanks", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "#amtarot Thank you so much!", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "Were have you been?", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "thanks :0 I will try", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "aw you`re the **** thanks so much for the twitter loveeee. i appreciate every last drop", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "*sighs* Ah well. Maybe my second email will clear it up and get him approved.", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "I`m on msn now", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "you forgot your fans too! haha", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "hey Dasit thanks for the message", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.", "are you getting my messages or do you have to add me to recieve them, soz I`m new to this", "I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "no email? just kidding, it can wait filling out form now... seriously.", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "_devi thankyou. i wont but you know", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "http://twitpic.com/4wsue - yeah well thanks *blushes*", "ah, ok thank youuuuuu!", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "Thank you. I needed that", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "lolzz @ public script, wait - n- watch", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "Just DMed you your login details for the Twitter Salvation System. Enjoy! do let me know what u think.", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "got back from the embassy; missing one paper go again on Monday!!!good luck me!!!", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "Okay, so twitter suddenly changed, how do I respond to messages now", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", "Is responding to an email.", "Hi Sharon Missed you on our x factor last year!! Come Back!! x", "aw ****. ok i got you for tuesday on that. i gotta write a short post for today tho", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "hey thanks for the follow ..", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "Hahaha...gutted !! it`s his birthday soon,so he`ll have to wait until then. haha", "Until brings back our EVERYONE button, access PT @ http://twitter.com/public_timeline or link in bottom of Settings.", "I haven`t started packing", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true", "*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!", "you guys didn`t say hi or answer my questions yesterday but nice songs.", "Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted", "hey arthur! i forgot to say thanks for the flag... it is proudly displayed on my bedroom door! you are a witty one", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "lol ik they are, but i figure i`ve kept it for a year+ without needing virus software or to get it fixed sigh", "ay buti pa kayo!!!! uy thank you!!", "Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??", "you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane", "Aww, no one`s on MSN", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp" ]
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I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I haven`t stopped sweating since noon when dad and I were packing
[ " it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days", "Cruising 'Serious Eats NY' does not bode well for a future in GA. Missing NYC gastronomical tour.. http://newyork.seriouseats.com/", "Need To Go Shopping Boring Day T`day....Nothing To Dooo. College Tmro...How ****` Excitin` Wish Twitter Was Simplified For Me =] <3", "spray tan = fail on legs and feet. I`ve been scrubbing them and feet look better, but they looked awful this morning Everywhere else = ok", "So I played this game , yeahhhhh I lost I`m inlove ughh....really cause I`m such a fool.", "Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan", " Not sure, but I CAN tell you what happens to a pre-chilled watermelon that you leave in your car *in TX* for a week! NOT GOOD", "is not liking the online livebox right now. Internet is dead.", " i thought you liked the name", "I`ve experienced apathy over empathy in customer service situations too many times recently.", "it would sicken most, the number of ways I am able to tweet", " fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*", "95 degrees and a crappy a/c", " Oh ****. That really sucks", "One downside of the nice weather: It brings of the chavs...", "My neck hurts a lot." ]
[ "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "sometimes i wish things could go back to the way they were the beginning of last summer", "Well, in LA is decent weather. Tell me what`s happening in the future", "Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work", "Gorgeous weather, but no bike", "not there but wish I were", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "I have to go to work now.", "bye for now people .", "Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite", "Hang in there! Drink some hot coco", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours", "will just take a bath", "NW Macedonia: Few rainy days in a row.", "we are coming...won`t be there til around 9....can`t stay though", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "its almost lunch time for you", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "Half term is almost over", "Oh is that time for real?", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "Just seeing if anyone was still awake", "Took a long nap...I feel like I should still be asleep", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "yeah, big chill here too good foods, good music, great weather! have a cool day Bro!", "don`t know what to do today. amazing weather and i`m sitting here, great.", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "ha im so glad it stopped raining. my umbrella broke today", "Had a shower. it`s 5:55 PM. Triple 5`s! ****, it just turned 5:56", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "Hope you feel better soon.", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "just got home, talk", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "You`ll be waiting a loooong time", "oh, are we not doing that anymore?", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "*meow* a week ago today was here and we were road trippin", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "_benson It`s raining where I am. I wish it wasn`t.", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow", "I don`t think I`ve ever been up this early on a Sunday in a while. Meanwhile, the #bigweekend awaits!", "is school over yet? Im ready for vacations already", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "just got back from seeing Star Strek", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "last day of classes!!", "crud is all I can say", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "Maybe it had a hot date with a nice little Cesna.", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "I actually participated in lit today :p Also, it better not rain", "So far (with the exception of the rain), my morning is Great. But I won`t let it dampen my day", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "back from the city... breakfast time", "me too Thats why im driving down to Cali in July for HIN Pleasanton.", "leave for calcutta-delhi-lucknow tomorrow...10 days of absence!!!", "Is relaxing in bed for a while before I go to sleep. It was nice to get out of my house for a while tonight", "Really nice outside...I`m stuck at work", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "http://twitpic.com/5s5f9 - Joe had the same shirt in the concer here, in Chilee! hahaha Big rob wasn`t here", "Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "Homey missed da bus.", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "can`t believe the weekend is over already! Where does the time go? Had a nice day with the fam. today. Mum had a good day too.", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "You`re phone is off", "Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "Rain makes for a good study day almost done!!", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "milkshake + hot day = unsettled stomach", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", "i`m getting this assignment done", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3", "I`m SO thinking about skippin out to NY in the morning. . . but all of my plans were for tonight well . . . most of them anyway.", "hoping it will rain again because it`s sooo warm", "I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "my school is like the only one thats NOT on vacation.", "your not in school", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "In a rush.... Lunchtime anyway" ]
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Stupid bipolar weather ruined my day off
[ "left my phone at home and wont get it back till 4am. dont call me!!", " **** you and your hot weather - it`s freezing in Oz at the moment I miss summer..", " LMAO!I was JUST thinking how I **** hate @ least 3 people that I`m following...but I haven`t unfollowed em` yet. I`m a loon.", "I hate not getting e-mail`s going to do other stuff now...ice my toe (long story) and have some calpol (cold :S) soooo night xxxx", " I`m going to kill the person who should have went down to Manchester for me. (only kidding; don`t want the police on my door)", "Is in the badbooks again, don`t know why I bother", "Eating pringles at nearly 1 AM really reminds me of touring with the Jonas Brothers (don`t ask).......I miss that so much....", "Why don`t you make me feel like you used to", " how are you gonna get them? I got bitten", "lif`s unfair....luk wat it did to ma frend...i m so hating it", " ate ****, I refuse to bless her cuz she already clingy", "mom is ok so far. just missing jaron", "got so totally lost that I had to pay for a taxi to get me back to where I was supposed to be. Yeah, something like that, lol.", "Another loser: ****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history. lost.. http://tinyurl.com/qa4cdv ( ...", "I don`t want to sit at home on prom night. Someone hang out with me", "Ive got mad cramps in my legs" ]
[ "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Hurray! 'Summer-time' starts today, meaning I only have to work until 4 pm, instead of 4.30. Until August! Yay!", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "There was no traffic at all on my way home and all traffic lights were green.Im afraidIowe karma a big check", "morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style! good timezzz.", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "Just saw Star Trek with the boo.. Now off to bed! Never again will I go to a Vallejo theater. hAppy mOthErs dAy to all!! I love my mommy", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "so now i dont get my car back til monday. boooo", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "Cleaning all day today after he runs off to do his stuff and setting my schedule for the week. I feel much better now and calmer too!", "Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating", "Up,dressed, and out the house for 11 am on a Sunday. Off to see the fishy fishys", "I cannot I have a full day of activities lol", "It was indeed a lovely evening. Over far too quickly I got home at 1115 in the end. Coffee in bed this morning", "haha i shaved all my facial hair off except for my moustache cause i thought it would be cool! But it made me look gross", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "ok, i have to turn off all of my twitter device updates until i get a new battery. phone goes from fully charged to dead in about 5 hours", "got a super cold!", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "haha! sorry to hear that", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "That`s true I never believe my staff when they call in sick on Mondays or Fridays - LOL!", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "Yes! Cold coffee from yesterday. No sugar, no cream ! The way I like it !", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.", "thats my moan for the day", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "TGIF!! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today. And I`m stuck inside.", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "After France I was gonna spend more time in the sun, to overcome my negative reaction to it. Yep, in Netherlands. Good luck to me", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "Working god I hate it haha", "I had my hair in a messy ponytail all day & I took it out just now and it looks really nice (: but still messy", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "i spent the whole day shopping with Aiza. i don`t really like shopping. still, i had fun but my feet didn`t.", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "I got so much gray hair all of a sudden. I just ordered me some Garnier Roasted Coffee from drugstore.com, well see how that goes.", "Oh no! Poor bears i just had a nightmare i wrestled a huge snake and won", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho", "great. my mom is pissed at me, so she sent me to the asbestos filled backroom", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "Whoo hoo Chuck! Although it is gloomy out, today is a much better day!", "ohhh wowwww no good", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "totally the best part of my day was studying with haha ok now i`m really leaving holly`s and i`ll be there shortly! peace!", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "Why don`t we close the library due to the great weather? And the ac isn`t working #fb", "Why oh why do I always forget to take the medication I`m *supposed* to take 30 minutes before breakfast? Just taking it now at 1:30", "Driving to work running late like always..... No time for starbucks", "wakey wakey lemon shakeyyyy! haha, goin` 2 schooliooo! it`s raining!! (ugh!) guess where I WISH I CAN BE RIGHT NOW....CaLiFoRNiA! ???", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Oh ok..we`re supposed to be going to see Star Trek on Sun for Daves b/day...at least it`s not Shatner", "LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.", "It figures. It starts raining as I am freed from work", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "yessssss wore myself out this weekend planting my garden and working", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!", "3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with etc", "_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!", "_m except im on site near the airport on Dixon! i have a lil #starbucks gps in my head hehe", "you too! Cloudy day here in Madrid, typical Spring day", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "there was a mix up with my dentist appt this afternoon. so they rescheduled me for tomorrow @ 9am.", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?" ]
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I didn`t want to tell you but I think it`s your body odour
[ "I feel like... I`m not gonna make it this year", " u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that`s y I`m broke", " it`s nto as good", "painting my nails green in an attempt to look like an army person. annoyed that everyone seems to tan apart from me! freckles and sunburn", " my internet just crashed i will ttytomorrow.", " too late I`m already on the bus goin home what the he`ll u talkin about drinkin tea????", "fo shizzle. . . i`m bored and wanna go do something. wish i went to pisay today. oh wellz. wonder who were there.", "_aloud and that hindi flick `99` that came out a couple of weeks ago that never made it to the UK", "just waking up...ahh i have a headache", "_Megan_**** Thats all i`ve seen too 5 till 7 is the 2 hours I normally sleep so I missed it :mad: haha", "_xo hey chick u alryt u at dads tmoro we sud do sumin aen like last week we neva dun oot this week lol missed you ha bye hun ****", "Gotta go now .. i`m going to Circus .. the real Circus not Britney`s Tour sadly ..", "Cross Country was today...Hmmphh my feet hurt", "my cheeeks hurt so bad. what happened!?", "I hate when my bf beats da dogs. But I guess that the only way to teach these pitts.", "Math class ugh. Rather be a class act. **** quiz gotta act fast" ]
[ "I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "I`m loving the humidity right now...great for the skin....another love that won`t last", "Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol", "RE: So, finally finished catching up with your blog - no mention of any wedding details... Do tell, at some point. http://disq.us/11w", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "hey handsome! I`m packing", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "BTW, thanks for the gifts. I`m wearing my shirt, having a dunker and Apple loved that chicken soup; just what she needed!", "'...you`ll never have to be alone; i love you, and that`s all i really know...'", "_sb I swear mine was evil it was green and everything LOL", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "http://twitpic.com/4fzo7 - you both have so beatiful eyes i wanna have them", "FOOOOOD yummy so. whose washing the dishes now ? NOT ME ! not i .. rofl", "You are clearly very busy Take care of yourself, and I am sure you will be fine; takes one to know one ;)", "My sources say no", "well hit me and we can see...it depends then", "wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THAT LILY **", "_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "I feel you I have a third eye right now and right before I go see foreign boys", "_K Why thank you ver much! I appreci-****-ate the compliment. I do my level best, you know. Can`t let mother down.", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "well you scared me saying there may be rustling in the trees! Happy Sunday to you sir", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "http://twitpic.com/67mj4 - Yes, it is nice. Oh and Kevin`s shirtless too but you don`t see it as well", "gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "I used to love you lol...so awesome...I knew you`d have an 'experience' last night", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "My puppy Gizmo h8s me.. haha. He still growls @ me. I always look back @ my long pruple scar on my fingie", "Oh let me clarify,know lots of nice people who live there, but thought it always was a breeding ground 4 BNP", "i am ****...**** you lucas at your czech republic beer that tastes like heaven in a bottle!! Your amazing", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "Morning don`t ask me why I`m up so early", "I`d respond, if I were going", "actually, i really do. mostly when i forget to take off my makeup before bed", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "why are you surprised?", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "() Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... : I`ve told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "Don`t know yet Lemme know if you come up with something though.", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "#thingsmummysaid You need to learn to wash dishes and do laundry because I won`t always be here to do them for you. She was right", "If I am... so are U, my friend. HA! But the thing is... WE make old look GOOD!", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial", "_ yes i know, gross, haha im better then them all", "hope yer ok hunny", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "I KNOW! I love Nicholas Braun & I think he`ll make an okay Cameron but I don`t wanna see it either", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "so most kids love my dark hair some say that I dye it too much and they never know what color its going to be yea me hahahahaha", "Am good thanks, what`s Miami saying? How come u wrote to me?", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm", "_carter The video is `private I cant see it", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "I fell for Austin Taura Hanafiah even morreee! Shoott!!! A guy shouldn`t look that yumm! Hahaha...", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "I be ok, you?", "why do i turn red", "So, what`s so great bout your so called `wonderful love life`? For god sake, W-A-T-E-V-A!", "and yes, I have seen your comment and yes, I did have the right answer. I`ll get over it.", "I just retweeted your jesus post as it made me laugh... don`t worry, wasn`t a subliminal code", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "made me want taco bell, **** you sara! oh well now i`m going to go change into my jammies now.", "That`s not what said I like you, too, though. is going steady with , though.....", "_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one", "yeah I was like oh oh oh yeah that`s it but then she said no lol bummer", "feeling, breathing, believing, keeping you on my mind and never ever gonna think to let you go..", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "Eminem 3AM ... Freaking Awsome!!! ... Im Going Back Too... Seams Like Something big is inside me... and no...is not a Alien", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo", "and yep, you`ve converted me to Blip. Been great to hear a lot of others suggestions - some pretty great stuff!", "no I like be able to say it and it be the truth. Instead of some magical mystery tour I get led on.", "My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?", "while you awake ?", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "I love you, though!", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?", "Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)" ]
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thats pretty bad quality and probably the worst pic u posted till date
[ "is gutted she isnt going out tonight", " I don`t understand anything, HELP", " aww that is sad", " I hear you Any time earlier than 11am is just mean!", "snotty nose poorly chest! this is not good!", "Bushidokan class got canceled. I`ll just have to sign up for karate someplace else!!", "#bgt It`s a shame that the Dreambears won`t get through", " She`s the ruddy manageress - 2nd bad job from her. I can never find a good place beyond 1 or 2 cuts", " it`s kind of hard to see a pic of a doggie if the pic doesn`t exist", " I was thinking there should be a thumbs down button for Cry me a river.", "Ok ... the passengers ... no one is alive ... they`re all dead ... you just don`t know it til the end ... then you cry ...", " what happened? are you suffering from neck/shoulder/back pain like me? i can`t move either", "4 novos followers http://migre.me/SfN Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due to strange activity. strange � �timo", "Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!", "Cops tell #Tori`s Dad they may never find her remains http://lfpress.ca/newsstand", "Grrr, I can`t even practice Trumpet or vocals because my glands in my neck hurt too much! Guitar it is then." ]
[ "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "u didn`t hit me up", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.", "oh yes some are quite nice! and my `photoshop` liep zojuist vast. so now I have to start over painting R�is�ngs glove", "New pickkshaa! If it`s really big then it looks MILKY! YAAAY!", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Woo! Two days till awesome gig, one day till Uni is finished for 12 days #gigs #3yp", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "day started off bad but got better", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "- thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn`t really explain it I googled it but found no explanation.", "Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!", "my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.", "youre not supposed to...", "Fun times ~ that`s my friends beer! here`s the pic` http://yfrog.com/053agj", "also your caramels are like crack.... just thought you should know.", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "just doesn`t understand why this thing wont save my photos Defo uggo! lol", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "http://twitpic.com/4wuaq - another prof pic.", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "I clicked on the Check out pictures of Angelina and it went to a spam site about ordering checks .. go figure", "your vid wont play x", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group", "Little girls and their shallowness annoy me. On the good side i didnt straighten my hair at all today and it looks some what decent", "I know, I stink at birthdays sorry bra, hope you`re having fun anyhow, in spite of me!", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "No way. What about Sydney? yeah, you guys are like the semi-older version of Short Stack. However, with the same talent.", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!", "not sure i can make it", "Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "the construction lookd familar", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through", "- Try this one", "where have you been? LOL", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "RE: So, finally finished catching up with your blog - no mention of any wedding details... Do tell, at some point. http://disq.us/11w", "dw you never will ****", "I will take a pic for you", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "so how have you been doing ?", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "ok, i have to turn off all of my twitter device updates until i get a new battery. phone goes from fully charged to dead in about 5 hours", "ugh, i was so hungry i scarfed my lunch before i even thought to take a pic. #feastfriday", "LoL that`s from last winter (only a few months ago December) I`m in Seattle, felt like Siberia this last winter", "- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "The dayem computer #twpp", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "at least after this you`ll be done!!", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "'Brides a la mode' pow wow first thing this morning This past weekend`s lovely wedding fresh in my mind... pics soon!", "_matta take my 'how well do you know me' quiz!! i made one the other day... no one took it yet i put pics from yday on fb ****", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "I have nothing witty to say", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "that`s a very cute picture ... but you don`t get fat from licking BBQs ... he must have found some chops on someone else`s ...", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr ive barely read any of it", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "_d No, it`s not...", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "i posted it! let me know what you think? theres a really cute cut out in the back too.", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Fab new pic by the way" ]
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Unfortunately for us it looks like there are NO funny people on twitter Should we move to FB or start our own...flitter
[ "NO! Our TV`s busted The screen turned white for about a nanosecond while it made a quick 'popping' sound.", "UP is the saddest movie i`ve ever seen", " I doubt it! Boo! You always leave me behind on your awesome roadtrips!", " so what was said?? I`m so bummed I missed it!. *sigh* I want to go to california", "anticipating a tough day ahead", "how I wish my parents put me into a Chinese school when I was younger. Then, it`ll be so much easier for me to get a job...", "i am SOOO mad...yesterday and today...SUCKED!!!so much!", " what a riot..now you can tell you`re friends you`ve got chlamydia..but you`re hoping to get pox-syphilis soon", " Oh how cool!!!, ok so for your head just laydown and put ice on it, that should heep the swelling down, I feel really bad", "WTF? Advertising gone mad, they want access to my camera and microphone? What for? Amazon should really know better http://bit.ly/5FoKQ", "Did not feel like getting up", " *is bad ****...He still is", " my interview if picked is NY too. But you probably forgot about me after blogtalk radio.", "wow.. tomorrow and then it`s over. i`ll never see some of those people again. it`s kind of sad.", "getting ready to see my cousins graduate. gonna miss em.", "dammit! hulu desktop has totally screwed up my ability to talk to a particular port on one of our dev servers. so i can`t watch and code" ]
[ "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "You can`t spell #melo without e m and o... <3 to my favorite blogging site.", "Thx for FF #followfriday", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "Very lonely here in Gosforth gallery but excited for meal at Six followed by Antony and the Johnsons tonight. Woohoo!!", "I don`t have an invite i might try Mr P Bale for an invite", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "oh, /me still hasn`t got around to starting it", "can u follow me please", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "lol i hope i find someone to give me one too! lol", "You`ve got to have standards Alice otherwise were would we be ,,,,,? you got to enjoy life it`s what life is for", "the website is http://tinyurl.com/c7yojg idk if the place is around ur area..", "im trying to put up a pic but it wont work!!!!", "Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!", "bahaha loving twitter to me last night. DRUNK. lol", "what`s follow Friday?? Lol.", "I want a new lappy", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "catching up on my reading... twitter n BF break", "Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "Esp with Twitter access! the party NEVER stops - even 'at nite' cuz it`s always daylight 'somewhere' around the world!", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "I really wish someone would make a groupchat theme for Adium suited for IRC. yMous has way too low contrast.", "Hi tweete, surprised to see everyone still up...maybe it`s the full moon", "romance zero is funny", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "Goodmorning twitter bugs.. happy monday to you all! Today marks my first official day at my first fulltime job.. time to get ready!", "OO YAY 39 FOLLOWERS I WANT 100 HELP ME", "if i make some madeleines, i need to have a bake sale or something. god. boredom needs to = something other than baking", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "good topics. and ciggarettes.", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "#web20 -- a good metaphor in democratic process: Truth is better served, not by transparency -- but by the opaqueness of private `Vote`", "hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that could be interesting", "Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week", "http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it", "Went to see hannah montana movie on saturday loved it .... still cant work twitter out though", "missin the #ia2009 guys really", ", Decaf? I can do some teas late but never coffee- Id fly around the room. Justin Timberlake hosted. FUNNY sketch w/ Samberg", "Good morning my fellow tweeters", "_kat why not?? ****", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "_shediddy lol , you gotta share too", "Lindsay we are your spanish fansite and we love you www.ultimatelohan.org please reply us I wish you a good flight <3", "Ur going 2 get tired of hearing from me, but I just saw a preview of ur movie Year One, and you were in it. How funny. Yeah!", "Wahey! Fancy meeting you here Thanks for the tweet and great to be twittered together", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "Can`t find any pictures !!!", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Ordering pizzas, watching Diggnation, trying out Tweetdeck. All is good", "Thanks to all the people who added me on Skype If you want to add me, my name is same as my twitter name, and my YT name, and Blogtv, etc", "pop, idk how to reply to ur tweet from my phone lol but yeah my bday is in a few days. soooo excited!", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Come on all you lovely fans Number 14 in the Local pop Charts Let launch an assault on the number 1 slot!!! www,reverbnation.com/suki ...", "i`ll have to be more creative in choosing my next alias. Adding the N to the front obviously was not stealthy enought.", "_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell", "NICE TO TWEET U", ": nice to see you on twitter!", "Thank a yoou how are you? #TwitterTakeover", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", ": have fun focus grouping! i have no participants as of yet..", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com", "i don`t have anything being fwd through to mobileme and the last week i`ve gotten at least 4 -5 spam messages a day", "Thanks for the followfriday recommendation! We`re actually at @_careerbuilder_ though!", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "British Expat Tweet Tommy and the Giant Sprout: Especially for Fly as part of sprout seaso.. http://tinyurl.com/c7kvb6", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "Good morning tweeps. Busy this a.m. but not in a working way", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "If EVERYONE constantly retweeted that it would make it!", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "I don`t have the app that does it", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.", "_princess69 hehehe! Barry Killer! U need a pic", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "haha! sorry to hear that", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "oh hi terri good now what about you? any good gossip", "Beautiful Day..takn it down twitters tell ALL mothers Happy Mothers Day", "I need words of inspiration where`s and when you need them??", "is home alone.. Doing hw", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "I can`t stream videos on my phone", "_AnR_Shine Feeling pretty good. You should check this out http://www.myspace.com/bigcitymonkey Just saying.", "Is at work ohwell need money so : D", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "NEW FRIEND?? hmmm... tell me more", "Away to the cinema tweet later may the 4th be with you all x", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?", "just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous" ]
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did you see the 15 sec clip of the New Moon trailer?? its up on ETonline.com ...check it out. its a big tease, though
[ " OI, are you mocking the fact I dont cry at tv things?! *Feels bad*xxx", "Dad just said that our trip to UK is cancelled, due to da swine flu. Ooops! Sorry abang.", "the muscle in my back is cramping up, hurts so bad! owww", "_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.", "Not making good time, **** Chicago traffic - Photo: http://bkite.com/07XOi", "No show tonight No plans. Ughhhh.", " Nicky, I LAND at 10pm, it will be like 10:40 before I get home! UGH! Wont be any fish fry left for me anyways", "someone save me from boredom.", "Ugh that walmart was so hot and white is it wrong that I can see how people become agoraphobics?", "i have been in the lounge for HOURS...and i have not been productive at all. upps time to go out", " won`t need my hugs anymore", " i had to get the same sized jeans, i couldnt get my hips into the 14`s", "night 5 not talking to my victor i`m so bored at night now. grrrr i hate this ****", "It smells badly of garlic", "Alex slammed her head into the edge of the table about 30 min ago. She`s going to have a nice, blue bruise.", "I saw nomes on twitter but I`m still not waking up" ]
[ "is on the radio", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "All right, time for happy face.", "Cant wait to leave work", "SNL with Justin Timberlake!", "Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night", "That`s more like it - 3rd #fb", "Hahahahahahahaha hope so.. I hope you`ll like it", "_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.", "Going to get some coffee", "It is going to be a beautiful day!", "Interview! 177 views! 22 away from 200!! Thanx for reading ppl!! http://tiny.cc/GmKbT #mattmccoy", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "I want to hit that", "Ken Wilber - Realistic Expectation of Integral Wisdom: http://tinyurl.com/clfzdx ...very interesting. I don`t mind the video quality.", "next year will be sweeet", "yeah i checked it, pretty nice site", "_Stained http://twitpic.com/4jhe5 - I LOVE it! that is just so awesome", "the new series of the hills was on yesterday in uk , it was amazing! you looked really pretty on your birthday too.", "asks for karma points please. http://plurk.com/p/wxnt9", "Anyone want to buy me this anthropomorphic planter called Domsai by Matteo Cibic? http://tinyurl.com/m6sru3 Only available till the 31st", "I`m going to go check out DJ Volt.", "episode 17 season 1, i love chuck bass. who`s going to the short stack filming next sat? Im making a flag. ;D", "is sitting thru the boring bits in Titanic waiting for the good bit to start in couple of hours", "_Mandarich well welcome back from the dark side!", "good! now let`s go get this done..... www.HennesseyBlack.com", "on the way to kuya jordan`s house for an O`s sleepover !", "Early lunch then getting all dressed up for Amy`s confirmation", "really wants a puppy...", "niqhty niqht niqht .. all toqether, GREAT day ;; ily yall !!", "aww way to make me feel special", "Thanks for the follow back", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "Working on a PR plan. Then it is on to awards.", "Another night of not sleeping", "nope but the T1i looks super sweet!", "Just amazes the heck out of me still....this 'internet thing'", "it is very cheeky one, but nice too", "I know! I`m totally excited", "will be following you tomorrow!! sleep well", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "woah! I Love the new twitter app! So many new things to do. just got finished watching Jon4Lakers video on this and it was good.", "i hope my morning show doesn`t get cancelled!", "watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:", "waiting for amy so me, her and can go see the hannah montanna movie!!!", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "He will be here in less than hour", "im up ..going to work!", "THE VIDEO IS FINALLY DONE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", "SEND ME THAT PHOTO MAN ily favourite", "that would be great!!! thanks!!", "is all mine #twpp #shadez", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Hey there! It`s a glorious morning! Monday`s animation mode: ON!", "_A_Tx lol i havent watched it yet.. congrats!", "shawty next to me like hella good oowwwww", "have a good show", "I wanna see that movie 'Keith' with JMcCartney in it! It looks sooo good. But none of the video stores here carry it", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "says ...tomorrow is another day... http://plurk.com/p/x1pxh", "sorry you wouldn`t believe how much feedback we got on that menu bar icon. the next version will be a lot more subtle", "Looks like I got a new job", "Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!", "time for bed up in 6 hours", "I just got a call from my chimp buddies, want to join the party. Loads to prepare now. Wow this is great. Cup of tea first i think. Erm", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "hello hello hello what u up to tonight??", "_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab", "$RZ Hope so. Time will tell. Good luck $$", "that party was a great time just got `paranoid` by as a ringtone! yay", "That`s me set up for an exciting Sunday lol", "i`m not sure what stracchino is, but it sounds good.", "hey dude im finishing my lullaby dude i saw a pic of you w/ long hair umm lets just say keep it short ha", "_carter Vid is marked private..", "it`s the small things in life that count, like being on a blur photograph of google streetview.. keep following !!!", "Is Going To Buy A Wacom Today ... Goood Times", "will terminator be on next week`s TRS by chance? and i dont mean tuesday`s release, but the next", "talking to sam on msn, twitter is so 5 minutes ago", "Thanks for the #followfriday!", "And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "2 days & 5 text messages this month", "Fun is being had.", "GOSSIP GIRL, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK ! chaceeeeeee..", "just got back from donating blood", "One interlock down one to go", "Nice! Elise rolled out Thas wassup! Have fun, ladies!", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "Really all that? I`ll look for it and will report back", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...", "_The_Moon Do you mean (Jim Bob, obviously) or (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go", "time to lie in bed and watch tv", "I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG", "Going home but when i get home , BLACK BERRY ! WOO HOO . . . and get to see presten ! <3", "Just finished my 1st new song !!! Soon on Youtube ! Keeping you updated !", "GOING TO WATCH SUPERNATURAL shall return afterwards ****", "will play quake3 in 3min", "... thx for ur msg, so awesome! luv the new single! xoxo", "I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "Presenting today...hope it leads to the ability to move up one day", "Being followed by compliance. Great. Have to watch what I say now.", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "Joey`s getting a new lizard... This should be fun x", "It`s last Friday today", "My best friend is coming!excited", "_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there", "oh that`s cool Thanks!!", "yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw", "OOh but you soon get to meet the dung mice!!", "Off to Woolsery this morning to (hopefully) see North Molton U16 clinch the North Devon League title. Lovely day for it", "_fam lol it`s coming up too probably mid june early julyish???", "anything bookmark - keychain - surprise me", "watching 'Knowing' and lovin it", "hi Add me. it`s shannen", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job. Can`t wait to have a dragon pet" ]
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working on diffusing that irritation but this traffic sure isn`t helping mother F! it`s always real bad the days th@ i help plan stuff
[ "dev.java.net : the slowest website", " i know right, that`s so weak but the g1 seems most like the sk i think. latonya is lamesauce, just call her that from now on", "OMGod I`m soooo tired I don`t think I have the energy to film today lol", "gonna have a lazy day today", "I really ain`t woth a ****. I can`t do anythin right. What`s wrong with me?", "Archie Proposes Veronica in the Latest Archie`s Comic. The Longest known Love Triangle is coming to an End. Poor Betty.", "Nobody likes to feel low priority.", " If a Cong govt was ruling Karnataka, Cauvery wouldn`t have found a mention Truly, our politicians have no integrity.", "is not liking the online livebox right now. Internet is dead.", "Boredom isnt any fun..Wish I had somebody to hang out with tonite..", "what?! i just missed home + away! nooooooooo", " I saw an all red Audi on the highway. I sped uo to it hoping it was you. My loss", "owww i think i tore something in my leg", "I`m so pissed off today n sadly.. Can`t even share the reason here", "Got caught in the rain. Sand Monsoon all the way home, even though i looked like a complete idiot", "I wish the sun would shine. but it won`t" ]
[ "I can`t do that. I take it at 11, or I work through it. Those are my options here.", "Heading south on I-95. Jacked mess around SR 234", "I was supposed to go boating/songwriting in Cape Cod.. but its cold and rainy", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "Why aren`t you coming to Montreal?", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "i cant call im at work", "I`m either always on the train or at work", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "but i know i can`t", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "what a beautiful day not to got to my first class", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "my poor baby girl is poorly x", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "I think i am getting a cold", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "Not by choice. I have to use it for that one project that never ends!", "_d No, it`s not...", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street", "i always feel last.", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "This GAR keeps going out - 3rd relight", "i`m not partying tonight", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "to cold for the beach sucky.", "Edgefest! or maybe since you`re driving...", "I know - no probs. The driving bit always gets to me this time of the ac. year Which bit of sea are you going to? Aber?", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "G`day Thanx for following.", "where are the good music and lyrics?! it seems like humans have lost their ability to understand whats good and whats bad.", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "It rained here too", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "Rainy Mondays... Is there a better day to work at home?? I am thankful!!", "on my way to orlando and its raining", "Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.", "i cant do anything", "it can only get better.", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "sounds like my kinda day", "FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?", "it`s beeen onee year", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u", "At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "I have to go to work now.", "my phne blocks text", "No, I`m working on it all day Monday. Will try to remember to email but if you`re smart you`ll remind me.", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "need some Pizza...can`t get out of office", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "I hate mondays, but I love `s schedule. HELLO, DIGG REEL!", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "My tweetdeck won`t pull up.", "off to work for the day", "At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "i need to get my computer fixed", "I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "Up and at`m getting ready for work", "yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "It`s last Friday today", "oh, /me still hasn`t got around to starting it", "there`s just no air", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "meditating on my plans for the weekend...gotta work saturday...", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "At the bus stop there`s always a big pile of loogies. So. Gross.", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok" ]
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I submitted my resume the same day and saw no answer back. Oh well...
[ "Last day working for the Uni today, sad times", " I never was good at platform games...", "I`m going through withdrawls, missing someone!!!!", "still trying to get better had to get mommaz lovin..headed to her house.. ahhhhhh i so hate this feelin!", " Every time I have Friday off. Sadly, that`s not too often", " .��?????��. i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend. nyt life sux here", " hey, is your site down? I was going to listen to the web stream but can`t get to the site...", "I need a nap, but I won`t be getting one", "head hurts and I feel sick and I have to go to work tomorrow", " Oh right,sorry,now i get ya,But still 3000 email`s,wow,cool", " Oh no, that`s so annoying! I have the same problem - 14 thighs but 10-12 hips! I hope they catch up soon", "Ugh have to report again monday", " It`d be really hard to give up my chocolate while reading. Does chocolate count as a food?", "I`m gonna miss them so much I`m crying right now... :/", "_Dew tokens haven`t been working for me all day....", "I`m going to miss Miss Suhana" ]
[ "I left that for people to complete", "I don`t know how you do it", "hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "read your status update & just wanted 2 b sure I was on your follow list Hope u r having a wondefl wkend Michael~blessings", "It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo", "_dec0de I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Thanks for the followfriday recommendation! We`re actually at @_careerbuilder_ though!", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "HII!! Thats�meE!! I woke up and I am goinG to SchooL... Why me??", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "I want to change my twitter name but I can`t think of anything", "_billiam whoa..you`re fast. Check it out I`ve submitted my comment . Oh, and thanks!", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "please check out www.mysweetebony.com and lmk what you think ... my first paysite ... post up your site too!", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "end of work... Thank God! I accomplished a number of things... http://plurk.com/p/rpaag", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "she interviewed us on books. I was gonna say something, but she was all 'Wait, I have something to say!'", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?", "Nope, not 'done' yet", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "just arrived at , on about 150 fellows i can`t see a girl!", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "Ah sameway Yet, has 2006 votes ((.We need more vote :`D", "wee. done with advance audit paper", "I don`t see why not", "_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....", "Sitting in an almost empty dorm, waiting for jordan to come to take some last things and say good bye. He graduates tomorrow.", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "i gots a summer job", "t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request", "lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "_Nye why so quiet lately?", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "hey! not much, you?", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "why does it randomly hangup on me?", "http://twitpic.com/4jco5 - The Result of working the Green/Black fingers...", "what did someone do? and good morning", "Artwork at 3AM. Gotta get this portfolio done for MECA by wednesday. Meeting with milonzzi to review it then.", "haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****", "Well Done , Visteon Belfast, 2 years salary paid. Just shows what happens when you stand up for yourself", "_Rosie it was my name until yesterday", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "I got the ticket dismissed", "actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "damnnn. training starts at 11. but that would have been cool. next timeee", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "I didn`t think anyone caught that", "RE: So, finally finished catching up with your blog - no mention of any wedding details... Do tell, at some point. http://disq.us/11w", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "May have to work Saturday I want to just rewrite it properly over the weekend, but bosses may say just get it working now.", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "I`m still thinking ... Idk", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "what am i doing? what can i do?", "Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!", "todays line up: more work on OS bluetooth app, a brief stint with Uniservity and if I get time some CS4 tutorials... busy bank holiday", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "Friday night and still working...oh wait..it`s Saturday morning already", "it does but that game doesn`t.", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "We don`t have either of those here.", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "It`s is in the July issue of OXM... so I don`t have anything to link you to right now", "a Dutch marketing agency is asking job applicants to apply in 140 characters or less http://www.energize.nl/twillicitatie/", "because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?", "_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony" ]
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Sooo.....I`m kinda o sick n tired of the bs that guys dish out !!!!!!!!
[ "never does anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed", "Still raining here in The Bay...I forget what sunshine looks like !", " a great song by East Clubbers", "_SocksO_o: I`m sorry, Shannon.", " sigh..... exams aint no wer neaaarr finished!! i have 3 next week... bin stressd... and i aint guna b bak till end june!", "i`m soooo tired i have to study for all of my subjects ..... history is gonna be SO hard!!!! >.< help me!", "Oh no it`s storming... gotta get off the computer.", "_E Aw. well im sorry you don`t like July for those reasons", " it shocked D & I, too! Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?", "Borrowing my Mom`s Lenovo laptop The trackpad and the battery life suck balls for quarters. Seriously missing my MacBook Pro", "_x Haha, You sound like lizzie :L she`s got a sister who is older than her, and she`s like argh :@ all the time", "It has been 24 hours now, since I had my dog put to sleep. RIP my old friend.", "Can`t sleep!!! People keep textin me!!!", " me too, it sucks", "Have decided I just can`t stand `s Alltop spam any longer.", "Awww kanye west, its such a shame he doesnt get the joke" ]
[ "I want to party down!", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "i want my ben and jerrys now lol, TWEET PEOPLE im bored", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness goodnight", "I like all the songs I can`t say just one guys! love ya", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "I have to start eating healthy", "and to you too!!!!", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "Me neither. But it`s no longer about what we want. It`s about fairness. And fairness is whatever government says it is.", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "I like the last part in your methodology.", "and I luh you tooooo", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "But now it`s gone", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "i wanna join the twit Club......", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "ya i can never watch any of them :l", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "I`m sure would know of more", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "I really need to update this more.", "youre not supposed to...", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "ur linky no worky", "I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "thanx 4 thee follow", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "it`s because you`re popular", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..", "You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness", "cant believe ER is all over", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "its my bday!!! I`m gettin older!", "me too dawg thanks so much!", "i need to get my computer fixed", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "Pfft, there you go with the logic again!", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss", "I think me gettin a physical change", "I want a massage!!!", "James and I battle over everything too! It`s kind of a love-hate relationship", "So confused about what to do?", "yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.", "_ yes i know, gross, haha im better then them all", "THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "I am pretty sure that`s the sort if tweeting that will lose followers. But stuff it- it was well worth it", "lol. just don`t ever forget me", "aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better", "just found out i have strep", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "The best I could do for proof of the crack LOL http://twitpic.com/66ust", "_x butbutbuttt he replied to you loads", "i know but its better than nothing", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "Hates untalented **** being mean to my talented friends", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "Old enough to know better, young enough to not CARE!", "not for too long I hope x", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Would applaud self-validation for all sorts of good theological, psychological & sociological reasons. But agree - lighten up!", "but i know i can`t", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "but it`s fun when they blatantly ignore the advice", "Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun", "bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!", "y r we giving up on people? I actually thought that way for a while too before I found someone who is very intriguing", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "LOL yea I know! I`m almost done with my semester this week yay!!", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "NOooo FB has been good to me..especially for the love of conversation", "Can`t No money to spend.", "good topics. and ciggarettes.", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing." ]
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boo... i was hoping for a fake alien story with a tinfoil covered beachball photo
[ "Oh boy this is going to be a loooooong day", " we always miss each other, don`t we?", " Yes, though perhaps I wasn`t thinking. I like vague. It seems a popper term for you.", "is cursing AB`s wardrobe handles. One drew blood", "A Don`t Stop Believing remix? Sure, why not? Sacrilege ? http://blip.fm/~5jkpz", "need a break...my head hurts", " i`m sorry your day wasn`t so good does it make you feel better to know you`re beating oprah on ms twitterworld?", "Has no idea wtf Twitter is about but willing to give it a go! Going out for a bit!", " your knowledge of X-men is starting to scare me", "Definition of senioritis: Me. About to go to chem II and calculus. Not good classes to feel like slackin", "its friday! well, technically anyway...but its really thursday for me. dang having to work saturday mornings", "I`m poorly and can`t sleep", " My lil` old Mac did the same thing...and it was never to charge again.", "the dates of the hockey games were confused they`re next week", "My aim is not working due to network problems", "_Da_Realest hehe hell. I`m finna qet to drankin DAMNIT." ]
[ "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "I`ve never seen any of the X Men films but they are supposed to be good so I thought, why not?", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons", "LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!", "I know Guess I was hoping they`d revitalize the plot lines as well instead of reverting to old cliches!", "i believe only my black personality can explain how i feel... that boyfrann of mines gots me sprung", "is having a lazy sunday", "I had to find out via twitter", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "check out this funny movie http://tinyurl.com/d3qwar", "Just read it too. I meant the toys though.", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?", "but but it was funny when I wrote it", "pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!", "*laughs* reading?! not happening! i`m glad alice was in the shower, she should`ve seen that we were going to be worried", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "Hey Bye Bye was fun too (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "_M didnt get it clear", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "nice on the jet ski testing! Hope the book is going well. Cheers for adding me, got twitter after watching the gadget show", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "it took me months to understand your avatar", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "http://bit.ly/13f5m0 You are not alone in your disbelief but I am quite happy with evolution. It beats the alternatives posited", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "i saw my credit-card statement. maybe i should receive the unholy Aiden fan package!! yaaaaay.", "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "Ooh, new Bonkers is out tomorrow, nearly forgot about that", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP", "Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!", "???�� ???CE d grade?mock?????, ???????", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Flypside - When it was good..i must creat my presentation in english by guys ?", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "You know, you can read almost all your Tweets as some sort of disgusting euphamism. It`s quite fun", "we had bbq chicken pizza last night! (although it wasn`t deep dish glad to hear you had fun in p.r.!!", "and young ones....'look what I found'....'breakfast'....", "Don`t worry, the bizarre will find you", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "Lol..2 people in falcon..and boo one of them being becca", "dont think me ugly - but tha dumb **** is lookin a lill betta - an he know it!", "are you having a bad day?", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "Wow - the dude said I was better than Bobbi Lewis.. never heard the guy - but I take that as a compliment (just read the BL web site)", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "didnt say goodnight to you", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "Yolonda, I went swimming with my phone at the beach lol and so I lost all my contacts", "It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "thats real geek talk! haha...I feel you!", "Took the cutest pics of Andy yesterday. But I don`t have them. Used my bro`s fancy DSLR & didn`t have time to upload them. I want my own!", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "hope yer ok hunny", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL", "Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...", "Hmm...Whilst, walking through the city I received an inviataion into an SUV Limo via some prom fellows... Don`t they have dates? Oh boys!", "lol thanks!there scary to wear though", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "i really needa find more stastics", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "Listening to the commentary track on Holiday Inn. Never thought I`d see Bing Crosby in black face, but the rest of the movie was cute", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "you didnt include Taylor in the 'Follow Friday'", "I wish you guys had gotten it on video", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "ach, probably not... they are labeled as MI-5, which I believe was the name used when they aired on BBC America", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "I sent my donation to #Eric and wanted to put the banner on, but my avatar disappeared when I tried ~", "I didn`t get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "LOL yeah I forgot about your TweetDeck statuses! So funny", "It tells me I`m not a member of the private beta and I`m not going to just start pretending to assassinate people", "the trip was really great. but i cant belive summers here", "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "I thought I was the only one with the tags on the outside of my shirt", "i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Do you have any idea when the (not so) patient fans will see some teaser pics of you all in costume?", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "what`s that? The sun? No sign here", "I used to have a remote for my tv.", "Going to see Star Trek", "Going to see star trek", "Don`t really feel like I got a tan I gave up and am working out instead. Skin cancer is overrated. <3 CJ", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "_Pierce Well the Enterprise E, the NX-01, or the NCC 1701(no bloody A,B,C,D, or E)", "I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "castlebar doesnt have 3d so im going to galway to see the jb 3d movie but that could be next week or the one after that", "ROFLMAO for the funny web portal =D" ]
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missed out on westcott micro apollo too
[ "is so gutted she can`t get tickets for pink!", "wants to move to QLD already, this cold weather is killing me", "I`m at Cobra, Mexican bird flu hub/**** bar, and hate when they play the 80`s mix. Oh ****, FREEZE FRAME", " yeah, it`s gonna be rubbish!", " I miss my cats.... But not on Sunday mornings! Mine did that to", "Ugh fun concert screen cracked on phone again because it fell... =\\", "Checking out Ciege Cagalawan`s S/S Collection and I am regretting that I did not see his collection tonight I got invites!", "with thee ladies getting retarded", "stunning business cards! ashamed of mine http://bit.ly/zpsQo", "TGIF... Hubby dragged me out to buy car parts. I am tired n cranky", " why you stop following me? Was I not cool enough for you?", "I am sitting at the computer eating grapes it`s hailing outside! o: I MISS SUMMER.", "_Da_Realest hehe hell. I`m finna qet to drankin DAMNIT.", " ive been trying to get over her for years, its so hard to move on, when youre so in love..it sucks", "Really mad at myself for forgetting about the May 24 deadline for the 40,000 mile award trips to South America on ", " i`m sorry people are so rude to you, isaac, they should get some manners and know better than to be so lewd!" ]
[ "concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries", "mmm, just had the best delicious chocolate pancakes for tea break. oh thank God for HERHSEY`S Chocolate Syrup!", "can`t figure out at what time(french hour) the new moon trailer will be up since I can`t watch the MTV movie Awards from Paris... ?", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "awwww i never noticed this http://bit.ly/RConp", "Bought it. Now I have to wait 2-3 weeks. Boo.", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "_express i didnt get to see it tonight", "_Monk Neither are ELP!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsxi F3 w (demo) aero wheels. Louder, but they cut like a knife. U will hear me coming, passing on your left", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "Wolverine was much fun, but Gambit was a bit disappointing. Neither smooth nor Cajun enough for my taste. Pretty though", "No 10th 2 months=]", "RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn.", "NOT excited for 32 people reservation in the morning **** LOVIN halo3 right now for sure too", "Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "yes ma`am u do have a pretty smile. but you also won`t eat chipotle with me.", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Hey Peter, thanks for the follow. So many Sydney pastors tweet!!! Shame no Bris pastors are on Twitter; we`re behind.", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!", "i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "Retweeting : Win an AT&T Pantech Matrix Pro http://tinyurl.com/d56mqf - it`s easy to enter! so go do it!", "not playing here either", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone", "Which would be a lot easier to get if plane tickets to AZ didnt raise $80 in price", "small? we cant choose?", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "Cool Sound!! Luv 'Drama', 'Love Game' doesn`t work on ur myspace... Wish Good Luck!! XoXo from Spain", "Well, #Evernote is giving away Wireless SD cards 4 fllwng thm on twitter & tweeting abt #evernote_eyefi But US/CAN only http://tr.im/mPxn", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "Aha! Well I`m from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "alphonso milkshake in the morning, lassi in the afternoon and fresh nimbupaani in the evening....summers can be fun", "Oh, fabulous ta. I`m with the coffee too, obviously, although my cup is not large enough to embrace which is its deficiency.", "thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank", "Yes...met Jon last yr at an interesting 'Questionning Agile' Agile 2008 session. Don`t see him on this yr`s schedule.", "yesterday was fun.. 1st concert of the year [i know, i`m late xD].. buena vista social club live FOR FREE..", "ten update away from 2000 whooo hoooo budden!", "Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "_truong ahhh~~ is hb done or.. cause we are still hoping for an encore of SNSD lol!!!", "1.Tiffany is already ten minutes late 2.Reading Flowers in the Attic 3.Late breakfast at Starbucks 4.Listening to Waking up in Vegas", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "Yeah it sucks i tried to ask a Q 2. But they never answered. But i loved it when joe hugged nick.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "can you get catacombs ffrom the cinemas? i tried to get it from my local one a little while ago and theyh didn`t have it.", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "Oh ok..we`re supposed to be going to see Star Trek on Sun for Daves b/day...at least it`s not Shatner", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3", "@ the San Antonio Missions game waitressing. Not a huge crowd. Meaning a slow game.", "lol sweet!!! ...i still have yet to watch the 4th movie hope ur having a lovely weekend! happy mother`s day from aus! =P haha", "_miss my best friend won tickets to see them from kiis fm!", "Did we hear our name ? Thanks Ankit, get them on to our parlour #HokeyPokeyBandra", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won`t be here till 6/9", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...", "oooh sounds yummy. If you get a chance to take some pics please add them to the website as we don`t have many pies on there", "And, yes. I <3 mac, if only it weren`t so expensive", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "http://wave.google.com/ <3 Google ... wish they`d spend a bit more time adding bits to Chrome though", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.", "not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "Wish my U2 beta key worked now. Don`t want to wait `till Wednesday to play", "_o uh, could you come visit austin before you make your gigantic moving decision? it`s closer to st louis than portland.", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "White House joins social networking sites > http://bit.ly/15Fo4X - better late than never", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!" ]
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I`m sleepy but is feeling under the weather! ugh! These **** tonsils. I need some company or somebody to talk too!
[ " no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input.", "grumble..weather man.. don`t know wtf they are talkin about.", " oooh im sorry to late i smashed it", "Looks like no diamond ball for me", " they don`t use MSN either I don`t think and they are thousands of miles away so can`t do it face to face", "thanks to the forever 21 curse that makes you spend 3 hours there everytime you go in, i couldnt go tanning today", " I`ve been unlocked for decades now...just not lucky, never have been. Gottta make my own luck and that involves $$$$$", "curses, firewall/proxy server restrictions! it will have to wait until I get home", " AHhh FCUKKK...i missed out AGAIN You must fill me in with the deetZ...see you tonight?!?!!", " hell yea its hot here i miss cali", "I`m miserable with my boredom.", " Hey Kevin! Yeah, this one`s gonna be a toughie for sure - not much sleep. Oh well, only 8 hours to go", " i`m watchign the garden from the window...far too hot for me", "Going to the doctors now. Scared as ****.", "I don`t think I am going to get to see any of the sun today gutted I NEED COLOUR!", "I have the biggest headache ever. My photosensitivity is getting OUT OF CONTROL!! Help." ]
[ "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "morning Newt...hope you are well!", "_ritz thnx sweetie how r u this evening? xo", "just got home, talk", "Who`s going out tonight? I want to go out ****", "relaxing night at home with best people", "will just take a bath", "getting ready so i can go out", "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "I want to go see Up", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "i wnt there yesterday! wish u could go with me someday u,u LOOVE YA <3", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "have fun without me pasty <33", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "peace & quiet. Enjoy it while it lasts!", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "I think I have some tea somewhere. It`s probably old though.", "I should be sleep. I have to wake up soooo early", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "not sure i can make it", "i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.", "Gdnight Tweeters (: Night sleep tight and don`t steal my blankets Otay! I love YOUS", "Trying to stay awake Anyone have any tips how to keep yourself awake ?", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "listening to jubey snoring on the phone hehe goodnight", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "I want a new lappy", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "going to sleep with my baby", "Just came back from hanging out with some friends + cocktails. <3 I`m not drunk, but feeling good. Hope everyone`s well?", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "Wishing everyone a good night", "Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!", "well maybe someone will care", "Good luck with your breakfast search. But here in the US, I have to go to bed. lol. Goodnight David.", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "hey hunnie how are u?? I miss talkin to u! Ty for the follow", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "Wish my headache/almost migraine would go away!", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "i been coolin and **** ya know me", "It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "i keep coughing my guts up", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "fingers crossed for you.", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "Heading to bed. I think I`ll read for a bit, propped up on fluffy pillows.", "I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though", "Headache hanging out with my puffy. I love him <3", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "aww way to make me feel special", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "I wish I could sleep forever", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Applying for part time jobs. LMAO Hopefully someone needs some help. ~AP~", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "I`m doing an experiement", "I am doing the same I want to travel a little!", "argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.", "ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "sleepy time! and, my room is finally clean.", "aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol", "Glad to be home I wish I could make feel better", "how`s the fam? Well I hope.", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "its too early i wanna go back to sleeep", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot" ]
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Counting the hours of lost sunshine until the Weekend
[ "Poor baby`s got his first booboo that he caused himself LOL http://twitpic.com/673vt", "It`s too hot to be sat in an office! I wanna be out in the sun shineeeee.", " Hahaha I miss Bradddd and all of the guys and KEITH.", " darn! now we have to go through the WHOLE weekend without em`", " What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....", " Yeah, that lying in bed thing`s a bugger for blocking creativity Worse if you`re pinned down by a pet cat, apparently...", "AHHHHH I needa hurry up and shower before this 'HUGE' storm hits", " The Northern Clemency. But I don`t recommend it. Too much description and not enough action. Too slow", "Anybody else experiencing painful slowdowns with facebook?", "I`m feeling so frustrated...I just can`t get things to work!!", " it was just true and you do cause me to having dirty thoughts lol well also some other dude, huh? ;) xoxo", " wat u doin my bad im mixin this song", "oh kasa, please lose the hair do", " yaaay for u cleaning ur room. I said hi to u the other day & u didnt write me back", "i feel like **** right now and i have one more month of school left FML HARD", "I`m awake and can`t sleep bc I`m feeling sick yuck!!!" ]
[ "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "arriving at itexa. Lots of mails to read and some work to do thanks god weekend is just here", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "I`m glad I don`t have class on Fridays. I need the break! Algebra test on Wednesday", "All my spare time seems `twill be spent doing homework this weekend.", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "2nd to last episode of jay leno itll never be the same! nite twitter", "Leo Carillo Beach and WIll Rogers State Park are on the list of State Parks that might close http://tinyurl.com/lhq8gs", "Back from a wonderful vacation. Had perfect weather and now back to the rainy `burgh and reality.", "For those of you heading out of vancity I`ve heard the hwy is closed east bound at cwack", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "Been so busy for the entire week. Be able to take a breath next Tuesday", "Have been writing since 6pm & I only have 300 words. Can`t help but edit as I write. Stop it, self! Oh, I`ve also been researching too.", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "needs shows before wednesay!!! oh well... come one come all... Irvine Improv live @ Gotham Showcase 8pm lots of good comics...then me.", "It was indeed a lovely evening. Over far too quickly I got home at 1115 in the end. Coffee in bed this morning", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "goooooddd morning tweets!! week three OF my workout. did i mention i got my new glasses yesterday?!?", "16 days until I start moving!", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�", "EpiCentre Wheelock Place, 250 units & for tourists only. Starting today", "Thinking about all of the cleaning and organizing that needs to be done over the weekend!", "_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow", "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "yay Happy Mothers Day to me Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E. (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO)", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "is having a cuppa and chilling... i lovebank holiday mondays", "girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "Finally feels like a nice summer day, and I`m feeling sick", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "may gray, coldplay, and nice showers...work at 2", "..uuuups today is mother day???....sh***....i�ve forgot it, my work doesn�t have a end *sigh*....thank you for remind it", "Happy Mother`s Day!!! I`m at the beach with my family. It`s a warm, clear night with a beautiful full moon...", "I`m thinking of a dawn shot of Carlingford Lough, the sun will be in the right place this time of year. involves an early rise tho", "good morning everyone! hope you al have a lovely sunday! (and i do hope it doesnt rain tomorrow :|)", "lay by the pool and take a nap. my agenda for the day", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "Its so sunny outside, and I have no one to go out and play with", "Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one! what exams do you have tomorrow?", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all", "haappy bank holiday 2 weeeeks. aah!", "Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings", "Good morning I don`t think it has stopped raining once for the past three days or so, but who cares?", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "New Twitter coolness: conversations with neighbors (http://is.gd/ybd0) during a thunderstorm.", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope", "Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too", "lemme guess - you ran 5 miles at the gym, and are waking your kids up, and then going to the beach and / or recording studio?", "is slowly crunching the reality that june is fast approaching. in other words, classes again, and another year will be added to my age.", "it`s a perfect day to throw back your head and kiss it all good bye - love it, so cheerful!! ? http://blip.fm/~5jckp", "Aww, I love my daddy! He works 7 days a week almost all day and still tries to go to SF with all of us", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "I can`t believe it`s Monday already! A week in Vancouver already gone.. what a good weekend", "home from taking Nick home - a little lighter in pocket after being flashed by a speed camera", "Yeah, I made the python conversion script for the Provider`s extranet in 1 day (3 expected). A way to promote #python at #jcdecaux", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "up late last night .... Oracle from 8 to 4:30", "is closing at 10 instead of 12 yay!! just 15 min till i can go home and talk to my lovebug!!", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "when will she b finished", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "is exhausted from a great weekend, and is looking forward to this week", "Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad", "is working 4 to close", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "are you TINK`N the people on the street in NY waiting 4 friday are crazy? Brooke", "barely awake, eating breakfast.. marathon morning! Good luck to all the racers, and happy Mother`s Day!", "last day working for Tend", "_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "thanks! Will check next time I`m in Target. It`s over an hour away", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "brazil LOOOOOOOOVES you, i miss you 24th may, the perfect day off", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "finally a pic! cya in like 16 hrs haha", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Off to enjoy a Hanami picnic at the cherry tree park. Hope the weather stays nice.", "Forgot about the traffic Heading to Foxford in Mayo and the lovely Pontoon tomorrow", "msn-ing. no school shouldn`t there be more bank holidays? x", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "Gone to the shiggity shwa. back Sunday.", "*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow" ]
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planning! and trying to call the doctor, though that isn`t going so well. So mostly, planning
[ "Ugggh school is so boring! I cant wait for this year to be over. So stressed -.= i shoulda stayed home today....", " smh @ playing dress up! lol. I can`t see the vid though... Its not working", "christian lacroix, and one of our on-off clients, gone bust. http://tinyurl.com/kv653j", " umm well i only go to house clubs and i never go to north beach so.no idea, sorry been out 1x there 2 a now defunctlesi club", "FCKeditor is giving me problems! Posts just fine, but only edits in plain text! Help!", "ouch, my back. I`m sick of having a pamela anderson esque chest", "Back on track with the transcription process. Still can`t stop my lappy overheating, though", "i need new running shoes!! my feet are completely torn up", "I may have come down with something; we`re almost out of tissues! this is not a good season http://tinyurl.com/nccqya", "@_dritan Dam you, I want an #android, stupid only rogers", " Not a fan of the layout change of hyperlinks. I don`t like the indentation and, well, I`m clicking and no link shows.", " I shall annoyingly tweet at you tomorrow.", "gonna have a lazy day today", " can`t believe i wasn`t following you! am now have an anatomy prac tmw so tonight i`m all about structr of the lwr limb", " I could but won`t get here in time before my Vegas trip So I`ll still look like a noob there~", "Not to mention hw fat ima get frm wrk n here." ]
[ "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "time to learn another language?", "its almost lunch time for you", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "Trying to find someone to go to the mall with.", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "I should be doing history.....", "i want to gooo", "So that is different than normal how?", "do you need to go on a bike ride?", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "I should stop trying to reach", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Think I have sunstroke.", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "But but I dun wanna", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "is not too hot and not to cold", "Ready for Mother`s Day? http://tinyurl.com/dcgeyv", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "_surprises no it`s not ready", "not sure where the real state market is moving confused either hold or go ahead with the plans?", "_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "That`s not too bad. Good luck!", "Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!", "shopping is therapuetic and i`m all about bettering myself... i need financing for my therapy however", "I`m getting back into again", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "at work closing files", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "i have to study :O talk to you later ****", "Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", ": Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.", "it`s beeen onee year", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!", "Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "trying to learn to tweet!! it`s all good I hope..", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "Is getting the hang of Twitter.", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "Going to workout + swin... fun", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "It`s about to rain!!", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "why isnt everyone with you?", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "Hope it went well! Was rooting for you both from the (not so) comfort(able world) of PhD application form-filling-in ****", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.", "Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Needed !!!", "strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways", "It`s hard to tell But I think I`m right I hope.", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "I want to go see Up", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "trying to record my audio source, maybe I need a specific program I`m good thank you hehe", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "i`m not partying tonight", "I should be asleep trying to be...", "_M didnt get it clear", "how`s the translation going?", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "i really wish i could.", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "hope yer ok hunny", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "in computer class, photo booth doesn`t work", "-HI lady! sorry for the delayed response. appreciate the luv.will be in T.O this month.. hows everything going with you?", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "work 4 - close", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol", "Calling it a night .... talk to yall tomorrow", "I concur with ! It`s priority on today`s to do list http://twitter.com/karasw/status/1695368792", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "If you keep trying, you`ll get it right the last time." ]
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im back to this z-index problem...again
[ "Yea baby!! Im gonna miss you so much", "i don`t understand the whole follow friday thing?", "OMG...the heater in my room has been on all day while i was at school & now it`s boiling", "_baffoon ooh if youre on the computer making your playlist come online pls, im bored now that ive blocked everyone again", "today was the last day of high school for me and i ended up going home sick! ... stupid dead rats", "oh no! my fun weekend with friends is gone! my mother has made a family weekend of it! ****", " That would have been fun BUT we were soooo TIRED yesterday. Long day at the office. Just did dinner and crashed.", "iPhone today! I want to see The Morning Of in Virginia Beach, but I don`t think I can get there", "Have a HUGE headache... don`t have asprin here at work.", " Why do you not respond me?", "Have a headache I`m going to bed. Goodnight!", " I can`t take it", "_ What did he say about it?? Gosh! I missed the yesterday live chat.. I was at bed.. sick", "Not happy got a big choice to make", " piyaaa! hi. :] im hyper & im bored & im online & im going to find pictures for the noteboook. still cant send messages. grr.", "http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/richardchan.htm OMFG this dude looks well `ard! He puts me to shame..." ]
[ "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "I really need to update this more.", "Still working on music grades...outside on the deck...sun is behind a big gray cloud", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "My sources say no", "firefox ok, but opera and IE - footer is not ok", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "come back for another year pllleeeaaasse", "Comment my new myspace pictures plz?", "bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi", "Methinks it`s time to read A Doll`s House + Streetcar and get some quotes, and then PHYSICS!", "C`mon, we`re talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a 'mat' - a context to intersubjectively 'ground' it.", "Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless", "http://www.eabeauty.net - The world of beauty and pretty girls I`m testing new version", "i need to get my computer fixed", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "if i ran the mile to mcdonalds and ran the mile back would that burn off a double sausage and egg mcmuffin lol", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "glad to know that the ad display problem was due to a firewall config at yr office. phew!", "I went green yesterday and I was out so I missed it do I get another certificate????", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "moooooooooooooooo? lol i copied that last.fm thing you had looks good", "- thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn`t really explain it I googled it but found no explanation.", "i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .", "n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "email those pics on ur labtop to me... I wana put one of them as my background! http://myloc.me/21DS", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "ummm not with me?", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Artwork at 3AM. Gotta get this portfolio done for MECA by wednesday. Meeting with milonzzi to review it then.", "Trending you say? Well, there`s TweetCannon http://tinyurl.com/odrza4", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "_Aston Still looking I filled out quite a few applications last week and once I get home I`ll continue.", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "_ http://twitpic.com/4wi78 - hmm thats the BU tour list...but thats so cool! and why does it say 2008?...", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "_N_Wilson C`mon, I like the superpower explanation better! LOL", "But is on page 6 at Ms Twitterworld, only 26 votes", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "http://twitpic.com/4we4j - Speed lessons on the main screens on center court! I had to take this pic", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "yellow for ? http://blip.fm/~5z05g", "I concur with ! It`s priority on today`s to do list http://twitter.com/karasw/status/1695368792", "Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw", "You don`t get them anymore?", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...", "yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "& I got too much work to do", "I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "Heading south on I-95. Jacked mess around SR 234", "gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "Yep, one of those nights again.", "I might give it another go.", "Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!", "tried to edit the page but couldn`t add my name can you pop me on the list please!", "it wont let me", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "It`s still up the duff boo", "Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "Just got back from Carlton in Greenville. Benz is getting serviced. Time to make some money. I think I`ll make some sales calls...", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "Please Review Sunehre Ad Placement http://tinyurl.com/oow6mk", "For me everything ok except install crashed at the end and now Safari crashes at every cmd+Q", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one", "I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "Cleaned the screen on my new PC DOS machine and took another 'screenshot' http://bit.ly/QLzP2", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "How can i vote, it wont let me, says they closed the votes in her category i wanna vote", "I couldn`t get used to the columns in tweetdeck. There was only room for 4 or 5 columns on my macbook.", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "****. Now you have to cover the whole purse with those so it looks like a pattern.", "Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions", "haha I tried covering it with make up.. It doesn`t work lol so wearing a scarf is the way to go.", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!" ]
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is anyone out there?? so bored at work...
[ "dammit i cant watch stadium music", " RE: Hulu Desktop in Windows 7 Media Center http://bit.ly/DEc64but not on extenders unfortunately", "_d I can`t view anything, Gerald. Not only am I banned, I can`t even read the **** place.", "argh! why why why", "wanted to go to the club...dancing;)..but now i�m tired anyways i have to go to work tomorrow!", "I have a farmers sunburn! Ahhhh!", "Cars been dropped off for service and mot getting the train home! Hate public transport!!", " it drained my energy", " me neither at first...but u gotta go thru somethin first to get there lmao...i almost burnt my house down and that set me str8", "Im Slowing on My Tweets..Cuase I Lost My Phone", "**** back home in tallcree (rez) now i cant see my boyfriend", "I`m off to bed. Head just won`t stop giving me pain. ahgg.. Let this sinus, allergy, whatever you are be over tomorrow! Sogni D`oro", " I was going to but I`m stuck with it as I seem to have misplaced my remote It`s extra bad tonight as well :|", "I`ve done nothing today apart from moan,whinge,moan", "Up earlier because of a stupid orthadontist appointment", "Hail/Thunder storm here. The Power keeps on going on then off. It sucks." ]
[ "hey there. How are you. Pleasant surprise", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "Sitting in an empty yearbook room. attempting to figure this asap out lol", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "So i guess im stuck in the LOBBY", "I want to go to VP, but no one is willing to come with me.", "- so sweet why aren`t you out livin` it up this saturday night?", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about", "Have a happy Friday and weekend everyone .. TGIF for me is nothing", "hey girl, what`s up? what r u gonna do today?", "Same here, having a nice, quiet Sunday", "SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?", "Whatever. Workweek`s over. Time to go play with new phone. Sim card didn`t transfer contacts list", "Really really cant sleep x", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "ohhh wowwww no good", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "is having a lazy sunday", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "are you all going without me", "cleaning cleaning cleaning today then working out! i love not working!", "everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "And to you too, how are you today?", "So tired Last group of the day is performing now.. It`s been an interesting one.", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "Excited for today! But still so much to do", "Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!", "haha I just playing", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "says everyone was busy http://plurk.com/p/rou4v", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "Not living, just trying to earn the grocery money. I do enjoy eating at least once a day!", "i wish i could sat but thats a super busy day sunday perhaps? playing football in dolores park too, youre welcome to come hang!", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "ROFLMAO for the funny web portal =D", "Wish I was there!", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "_storm lucky! I`m still working for another 4 hours!", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "Hi ho hi ho it`s off to work we go", "whopee TGIF that was more fun when i had a job", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is", "Cool...a VERY productive day! I just got a spot as an extra in a feature film that is filming tomorrow AWESOME week all around!", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg", "Smiling! These guys are! Turn up your speakers and SMILE~life is good! http://www.imtiredonline.com/smile/", "I`m ready homie..actually ima be working", "Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums", "Once again I am looking for a new beard - it just fell out the window Any bright green ones this time?", "_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique", "Whoo hoo Chuck! Although it is gloomy out, today is a much better day!", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "Yeah, I`m getting ready to go get pizza. Then nothing to do Maybe _2gnt will want to play Xbox.", "hahahahaha, I have a day off", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "Monday morning Lots to go out.. just waiting for a mate to add a style to my table and im set", "hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "work 4 - close", "on a day like this...", "charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "what are you? flavor of the day?", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "I must have applied for about 20 jobs every day this week, why won`t one of them contact me???", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "_LOCA thank you babe What are you doin this evening?", "is watching two + a half men, work experience again tomorrow", "just getting off of work for the day! Hope everyone has a wonderful mother`s day tomorrow! Hope you enjoy ur cheesecakes too!", "yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "time to get ready for work", "Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "good night fellow Twitterati. back to work tomorrow", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "i want my ben and jerrys now lol, TWEET PEOPLE im bored", "busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*", "G`night Twitterverse! Thanks for keeping me entertained!!", "home? where the heck are you? Ima be home so soon! iA!", "Here, have fun with this: http://bit.ly/PlNm4" ]
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Am hating my life at the moment. There`s only so many NOs my delicate little mind can take
[ "wow, 5 pm rolled around really fast. I accomplished only one thing on my to do list today...", "Someone just bought the domain i planned on buying yesterday ****", "Every time I pay off my library fine, I get a new one. I`m a bad patron", "ughhhhhhhh i don`t feel good", "Ahhh, 7 am meetings thanks Reimer!", "Hates headaches! Maybe I`m not ready to rock", " I`m absolutely jealous as hell of Brenda", " Linda ~ What do you mean by your last post?? It doesn`t sound good", " I`m jealous. I have so let it slip what with the baby and all. Not sure I could even do a half right now", " i cant get through", " What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....", " GRR. we are only allowed gas grills where i live, it sucks.", "Last day for seniors bye bff", "Cried Like A Fukn Baby Today Durin Da Senior Show...Ima Miss All My Senior Friends", " dude fail. i know exactly where this place is too", "Sick at home and so bored I want to get better already so I can enjoy being a college grad!" ]
[ "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "insomniac over here as well", "i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...", "wow i`m soo hungover", "my HD is full. need to cleanup a lot", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "about to go to sleep", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "city in a bittt.", "I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "What`s all your fault?", "something we all need sometime", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "I is goin to bed now", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "I need a Xanax and have none", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "It does! Lol but i have none", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "Is feelin right rite now", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "Aw what about me", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "BORED. would love someone to talk to.", "not the best way to start your day", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep", "She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!", "dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl", "can i have itL", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "blues for me please", "You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.", "cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "I don`t know what im doing :S", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "i want to! but im not over 18 and t&c says over 18`s only wanna make an exception for me ;)", "i`m getting this assignment done", "Type cold in my room", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "wut do i do now????", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "I`ll oscillate from one to the other.", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "#myweakness too loving ...i always let negative people into my life", "awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.", "not for too long I hope x", "I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "I sometimes feel like the only person in the world without an iphone", "Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore Any good FREE online ones you know of?", "rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "It`s your inherent humility", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "3000 then ya up with me my friend ... i type too much", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "I`m doing an experiement", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "My birthday is now over.", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "someone`s a sweet tooth i was dying for somethin sweet so i`ve attacked the chock coated tiny teddies all i could find lol", "well i`m gonna go now. goodbye all.", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "denial can be very powerful", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:" ]
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first day of summer sucks!!!! its overcast and cold... this isn`t summer!?!?!?!?
[ "i really really hate biology , u______________________u", " We can`t even call you from belgium sucks", "on my way to my dad`s with my sistas.. r.i.p. Deb..", " jet blue is okay I guess. They cancel flights and don`t have a lot of backup planes. And no first class", " hey! sorry for the late reply.but i do plan on posting on both facebook and twitpic.", "Trader Joe`s 'sushi' is a fail.", " HAHAHAHA...yeah you mess up that crossing and kneeling bit you will get called out...JOKING", "Drat. All my land boots died at once. I think of boots like parsley- one going to seed, the other first season. What to do now?", "missing lol. plaid bud. haha. **** i can`t do the BG right.", "Shower head broke while i was in the shower and shot straight @ my head.may get a welt later on from it", " Hey! r u back in La right now?What was ur favorite part bout Europe? I`ve never been out of the country xcept Canada XO Jenna", "Oops that would be #edaust09", " argh! color me jealous! That rain I asked for the other day still hasn`t gone away", " if you want conversation, use email/mailing lists. I`m not convinced `140 chars and less` replies are conversation", "this day has beasted me.", "Why am I so tired?????? Whyyyyy make it stop. Merm is not going to be fun tonight." ]
[ "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week", "Finally it`s Friday! Things are going to be so different starting next week...my house will be empty!", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "hope you have a nice relaxing day!!! hope your well wishing you all the best", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "Good morning I don`t think it has stopped raining once for the past three days or so, but who cares?", "Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.", "the rain bring back some memories", "Friday has a whole different meaning when you have to work Saturday and Sunday", "Half term is almost over", "hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)", "i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car *~xoxo~*", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "OMG..5 days till 1st state exam!", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "Sure is rainy! the storm has left everything, everywhere... would love 4 u 2 follow us", "had a good day but im now skint again", "learning for school now ...", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July", "Guess it was too much to hope for me to have a nice relaxing Mothers Day!... Happy Mothers Day mommies", "True to form, Bank Holiday Monday looks like it might be rainy. Hope it holds off til later, family&friends plan walk and picnic today", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark", "Is back in sunny 95 degree weather though", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "We keep very different hours.", "you will be great! Have a wonderful first day", "lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl", "morning... on Monday. Is it really?", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "yeah, not meant to be", "I always feel sickly when I wake up. Well got a busy day ahead of me! Yippeee", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "is having a profitable day! Looking forward to Sunday...gonna be a great day -- sad, too, because it`s the 5th graders last day!", "Getting ready for work.", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "Slowly getting ready for work", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Time to get off the puter. Nite all.", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "Is sitting in science freezing four days (:", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland", "thank you! It`s sunny outside so that`s a good start", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long", "Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r", "Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.", "just got back home... bored now", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "The hair looks sicckkkk. Happy mothers day to all the mothers!", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "bout to go to work", "Summer is finally here! Graduation in a week!", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "what a beautiful morning! nice to be out", "we get so bored with routine.. lol!", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "DECEMBER... thats like a year away...", "hahahahaha, I have a day off", "spring pictures today going to schoooool", "a chilled day party tomorrow.", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "It`s a beautiful day outside today, shame I`m stuck in the office with the blinds shut to stop glare.", "schoool time. not doing much this week. about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC! can`t wait for the last day of school.", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "trying to figure it out", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "wow its only 9:30", "is getting ready to start the work week...work 2 off 3 then work 3 more. It`s not bad Have a great one everybody!!", "juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?", "ooh a storm, that`s always welcome news Happy Mothers Day!", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "Having a good...no great day already & Dr.Miracles feel-it formula really does work!! LOL Hope everyone has a good day as well", "First time to Twitter..", "Happy Monday! Lots of little things to do today! Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "Need to sleep but can`t", "Really really cant sleep x", "GoodMorning, Hope Everyone Has A Beautiful Day Today x", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "Do you not like turtles?", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "Happy Mothersday btw! Look at the bright side, you can chill all day today", "Come join the fun as I through out the first pitch at the Legends game... May 16th @ 7 pm! http://tinyurl.com/6nkpuz", "I`m in traffic on the 405 and I still don`t see the sun", "first time in weeks to see the clear blue sky", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in", "Omg!!! Is this the sun glimpsing through the clouds?! Woohoo!", "Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "out enjoying the weather before i have to go to work.. last shift with" ]
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sorry to tweet about BGT but poor wonderful crazy weird Greg so not fair. the silly little girl is never going to cope. urgh. NOT FAIR.
[ "i waited too long to buy pink tickets! now we`re going to be in nose bleed!! how sad we`re taking binoculars...", "Those houses were a bust. House 1 smelled like a bowling alley and was maaad gross and house 2 needed a new roof and basement", " hot weather for the lose. And I have to clean too! Cleaning in the heat sucks balls.", "Now every Saturday till 8/4 for work. sucks. And no Friday or Monday off for July 4th either.", " I don`t think I am, my sisters refusn to get me a ticket now. what you doing next week?", "trying to straighten my hair, but it`s too effing hot in here. also, i need food", "Sending angry vibes to the individual in a blue vehicle who hit my car in the QFC parking lot on Broad and failed to leave a note", "This will be the worst day ever....graduation", "Time to do house chores! Ugh!", "just spent an hour trying to get the newborn bird in my front garden to fly. poor baby no success!", "i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy", "Google going down means DoubleClick goes down too, means I can`t get any work done.", " Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.", " Sorry I wasn`t doing the inviting...all single women I think.", " carnivalsofparis i think i still have yours on my bl but i`m not sure... i hardly talk to anyone anymore", "According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty." ]
[ "taking care of sick children", "I can`t shes taken my keys to muh car.", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!", "my hair won`t turn whiiite", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "So confused about what to do?", "is never around for the sl100 quiz I want water park tickets waaaa", "I want a fake BLT....", "haha iya starting to tweet again krn mitzy baru ber-tweeter jg Nit.", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "nat has a twitter acct!", "he is the meanest lil boy ever!!!!!!!!!! When I was a lil girl everyone loved me", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "That version is not compatible with Vista.", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.", "thought it was rubbish twins are cute tho!", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "lied last weekend when she said she wouldn`t get upset, just an FYI.", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "Rele doesnt want to leave lfpa.", "No star replies to me", "Adams morgannnn for jumbo slice", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)", "sadly we were too late for TraceyCakes, but we got them elsewhere- not the same but still yummy. Tea w wee on wknd!", "I AM A CHILD OF THE DIGITAL AGE I USE TWITTER TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS do not bring logic into this", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "Do you not like turtles?", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Young love comes to an end", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "for me they`re not", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!", "I can`t get to bed", "Figuring out how this Twitter thing works", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Use twitter, quit life", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "hehe tweet time... bastos talaga chux", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "I`m not ready for my baby to be 3 tomorrow she is growing so fast....", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "You don`t get them anymore?", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "The Case of the Gigolo`s Picolo?", "not the best way to start your day", "school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "rofl. room is too small to dance", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "ahhhh it won`t let me watch the video on my phone", "Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "bahah that would be really funny she would be really cut haha", "are you having a bad day?", "I have no one to go to the spring show with", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "I was watching Parental Control", "i want a ghd straightener but the shipping costs 50 pounds? NO DEAL!", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe", "the justice left when DJ Talent was voted off (N)", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "my favorite curling iron broke", "tom is not with u! hahahahahahhah he`s with my bff", "i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered", "I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "hmm is following me and to think, they declined thehodge.co.uk for inclusion into there network", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm", "im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow", "_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!" ]
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Not available in my area I would too
[ "Just found out I can`t drink at this bar! Booo missing e1 at palomino`s! No cheers sad face", " umm how abt a comment like that :p 'i dont like this'", " I know it`s sad. But back in 05 the auto industry didn`t understand that iPhones would change our lives", "Trader Joe`s 'sushi' is a fail.", "I really ain`t woth a ****. I can`t do anythin right. What`s wrong with me?", "OMggg. i just heard someone is gonna die on the new season of the secret life of the american teenager noooo.", "Off home ill from work. This man flu is hell", " try again, minna i edited quickly, sorry!", " boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!", " HIII!!!! i`ve missed you just bored....what about u?", "Browsing through the web. And expecting to see the PMS forum back up, but no luck", "has had the flu pass unto me by andy...went shopping and got fresh chicken for chicken soup...but no d&d this sat ...is a sad panda", " Sorry Mike, was assuming it was music that was missing..I don`t know then.. a mystery..", "Endlessly fascinated by the dual engine monitor in this cab. Then it reminds me of #sustainability fail . Sorry next gen.", "it was actually so hot today ..the sun has got his hat on . every one has got a tan except me", "Watching 1971 edition if Old Grey Whistle Test. Fanny, Mamas and the Papas & Isaac Hayes. Don`t make shows like this anymore" ]
[ ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!", "does that mean your going to block me?", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "Wishing the rain would stay away for a while so that I can go to the pool", "daddy wanted to buy me shoes, but they were prettie esspensive, so nao I haff to go bearfoot", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "how abt we wait til summer, and do this at ur place...ima need somewhere to stay anyways", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Thanks Anita, I am looking for hosting, I will look at them too", "youre not going, are you ?", "*sniff sniff* I want thie App for my iPhone but it`s only in America. Free Anime, Games shows and more for you iPhone = Win. But no UK =", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "you can use my alotment", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.", "i know! i wish she would. I just wanna cuddle and sleeep in ga! And go to the world of coke", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "I`m in belleville at my parents and someone offered me a bus ride to orillia for 10$ at the mall. Thought of you", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "were you roaming?? Same thing happen to me so I switched to AT&T.", "dont worry im not!!! i dont get it on my tv", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "Hmmm.. If I skip the grocery store and head to Walmart, I could potentially leave with so much more.", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "Trudy`s off Burnet...the one up north that no one goes to", "I think I should... But with who? Hmmmm. Maybe a friend in ALASKA", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "If I could, I`d send California sunshine your way.", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "youre not supposed to...", "But I�m for smaller companies rather than bigger ones. It�s not like I have worked at a big company to prove it, though", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "Thank you. I needed that", "Hey, I`ll be in sa then maybe if we cross highways we can grab lunch?", "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear", "Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p", "awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD", "will deplurk too. buhbyeee http://plurk.com/p/rp3ir", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "no, im a people pleaser", "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?", "Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "Don`t worry, I won`t I`ll send it to you as soon as I land in Delhi. I`ll let you know about the price in a little while.", "Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.", "I`m on it, probably not until next week though", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.", "I wish I was in va too", "Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish", "nope we only have one really good cuban place... i`ll have to ask them...", "shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "With my jordie for a little bit", "Oh no I hope you reach him!", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "what a beautiful day not to got to my first class", "Wait - No Wind in Hair - that would be I-L-L-E-G-A-L!! I would Never break the law!! No, never.", "it doesn`t work with the iPhone yet I love it for the simplicity but I need to be able to sort tasks on my iPhone to be useful", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "just a concert i can`t go to due to trials", "i want to see go:audio, someone take me please? 5DAYS(L)", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "me too except move that 7am to 9am", "I do! But I have to go to a dang wedding in madison", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "I second that. I wish it rained more where I am", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "i totally owe you a week of on-call duties. i appreciate not having those while jill is in town", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work." ]
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Waiting for 5:00 & having cramps
[ "Just read a book called 'Gamer Girl' and it wasn`t too bad.", "Losing makeup bags is TRAGIC...luckily I keep 4 in diff places but I gotta replace my Bare Escentuals *tearrrrrrrr*", " my friday feels boring too. no time for fun today and not so much in the mood for it either", " That`s sucky. We`ll miss you being on.", "I missed giving away a TTC code", "_N9ne I`m not having a good day", "Subhana Allah... I got scare told you i started having anxiety", "Received our first bit of spam from Twitter - not sure how to feel that the 'sanctity' of our conversation has been tainted.", "i am doing homework it sux big time maths is the worst!!!!!!", "had 2 leave the mrs cuz i have to go 2 work really didn`t want to.", " saw the deforestation.so not surprised of bad back but moan back at you.lol", ": psh...didn`t even pay for me though", " get better omg i still dont believe that i didn`tgot a picture with you it`s soo sad, i don`t now when i`m gonna see u again", " Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! http://tr.im/kpc1 ", "Chatted with my old schoolmates. Awww I miss my Highschool.", "Augh, fever`s gone up again. If I end up missing the WeHo clubbing tomorrow night, I am going to be pissed. Stupid boytoy gave me plague." ]
[ "at work till 7.", "2 days till birthday! I just hope the weathers good!! And it best be good on thursday and friday! Otherwise il scream! happy b`day keiron", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "working away just now, hopefully it stays nice for the afternoon and evening! possible BBQ weather!", "<3 ryan baby iloveyopu **** <3 10 days kayleigh baby lymz cntt waiit", "Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "can`t figure out at what time(french hour) the new moon trailer will be up since I can`t watch the MTV movie Awards from Paris... ?", "Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips", "Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills", "heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "Outside for just about 1 hour, the sun was bloody hot - no tan Wait for monday then will spend around 2 hours outside ;)", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "has work to go to.", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "Waiting in a long line at chick-fil-a", "eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown. happy birthday!", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "eating chicken noodle soup...... its one of those days", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night", "I`m not goin have a way out there til b.dix gets off but we swimming tomorrow !", "Got any tips for a mum of a 14 yr old with CFS who can`t sleep at night. He falls asleep about 4a.m. till midday or so", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "is anxiously awaiting Rockets-Lakers game ... Yes, I finally got Tix for Games 3 & 4 .... Yeahhhhh", "is tryna find her a 30 yr old junt with a 401 k, stable job, good home with an extra room 4 me and my baggage..so tired of u young dudes", "Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh", "haaaw..well i get out of class at 10:50..i hope i make it", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "ok.... tx it`s so worth the wait! lol...***", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom", "no phone call yet.. 20 minutes until I pluck up the courage. I WISH MY PHONE WOULD RING", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "_of_Chas good mornin sunshine...at least the work puter will go faster", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "House season 5 - good stuff time with GF, priceless.", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "Next thing to do tomorrow morning: Temperature Check! It`s gonna be a routine till Swine Flu dies. Good Night, everyone!", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho", "Parrrtty!..Playing twister and getting tipsy!...well everyone else is lol", "Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies", "right, caffeine levels topped up, few more hours revision then #f1 time `mon the jenson.", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!", "needs shows before wednesay!!! oh well... come one come all... Irvine Improv live @ Gotham Showcase 8pm lots of good comics...then me.", "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "i look forward to that. if u ever write 5 Things a Misanthrope Must Do to be at Peace w Humanity i`m up for that as well", "i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "4 hours till Mothers Day Party Yeah!", "feel better soon! Your immune system must be away on holiday somewhere... probably with mine", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "waiting for landlord to come see about our shower", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Watching h&a! Got new photos for myy room Waiting for Ulise to get home.", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend", "my day is going way too fast", "schoool time. not doing much this week. about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC! can`t wait for the last day of school.", "waiting on the cue for kenny", "yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.", "_storm lucky! I`m still working for another 4 hours!", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "working @ the preschool....waiting on the kiddies to get here.....making dunkin donuts coffee", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "Rice is ready to eat.Off now to watch Comet 2009!The most important music price in germany.Wow n Lisa arrives around 12p.m. Still 2 hours", "should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "My car is in the car hospital for the nxt 7 days I gotta go pick up a loaner car b4 6! Bein without wheels 4 7day will set me back heavy!", "be patient you`ll get it soon", "is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters" ]
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1st presentation for senior boards? FML
[ "http://twitpic.com/664b7 - miss my bestfriend :`( now she left school", "i`m so sick bad throat and the WORST toothache. good thing i work in a pharmacy. load me up with drugs!!", " why do u feel ****? Nerves? I tripped over that plastic telescope at 6:40 am yesty, I fell into the wall my head still hurts", "I want to see Drag Me to Hell. But I get the feeling none of my friends will go w/ me", " How long before the Frisbee Golfer 'accidentally' catches one in the back of the head from his friend", " oh how i wish there were chick a filas by me i`m definently jealous.", " Oh I see who u mean now-tht heltershelter person lol. yer looks scary", "my tv is so boring", "bahhhh.. cold weather is making my teeth hurt.", "Fell down the stairs at dancing, sword fell on me and now my bum hurts", "@_Toki_ the wee girl started crying and her mum came on, was such a shame", " aw. wasn`**** sad?! give ginger a little pat on the head for me! mwah!", " yeah ... he was 0-3 and SCOREless tonight", "oh dear, they selected the worst bit for highlight for soprano guy", "listening through the Mendeed discog once again. I still think their disbanding is a loss. #metal", " No. Its a bug in coding. Go into the forum then do reg. Let me know if that work!" ]
[ "_KONG Record Grand Prix to skip through later, watch Man U game, Radio 1 .... well sport comes first", "you should so host the next logies, i only laughed at your bit really", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price", "Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "Covering my portfolio to send to my *dream job* in ny! Send good vibes!", "HAHA I took the quiz on fb and missed the mcfly one", "Nice to see you tweeting! It`s Sunday 10th May and we`re celebrating Mother`s Day here today. So be nice to yer Mom", "glad 2hear it kerry!!! didnt know u were on gmtv this morning & i missed it!", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "fireworks @ KBOOM concert... second best I`ve ever seen...preceded only by last year`s show 2008 <sigh>", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "cambs will be better im sure! eeeeeeeeee under a week now we meeting on the Sunday?", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read", "I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT", "Well, I`m here, good morning/brunch-ish I took my exam, think I did good", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "hahaha, as cartoon mascots go, the virl.com monster has some very nice details... a good shadow + realistic tonsils.", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework", "...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx", "check this out: http://tinyurl.com/d44lra", "My bet on Mumbai Indians today... Anyone to take a bet on this for 500 bucks??", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... OMGosh! Send me the link again please!", "indeed! we are trying to get it in the Trending topics for the fun of it all Some Twilighters idea!", "Part of an AR-15. Actually the only part of one that qualifies as a gun. You have to be 21 to buy them without parts on them.", "Message me to book your piercing appointment now !", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "yeah so Prom Night is now the Craft (good movie)", "Happy Mothers Day. Havent got mom a present yet? Print off an Amazon Gift Card for her! http://snipurl.com/hq0n1", "Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up", "How BOut What Your Doing Now, or what you gonna do today lol", "We should have a twitter reunion it would be awesome to meet you all lol, iwonder howd iget that to pull off", "happy motherss dayyyy so my sister decided to make lunch...hmph. but i decorated the house ! andd then i danced and sang hahaa", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "Dad`s retelling his saskatoon m&g story, love hearing what the guys said to him I never heard any of it", "wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out", "from g`s to gents season 1", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "Please Review Sunehre Ad Placement http://tinyurl.com/oow6mk", "If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though", "what about Your Body by Tom Novy or Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders. They are from 04/05. Good memories from these songs", "BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though", "Goodmorning twitter, oh my gosh, i woke up soooo nice, lol ... oh hai thar twitterverse. Happy #mothersday everybody (especially mine)", "Scii-fi effects definitely look silly no doubt but its worth a watch inspite of that!!", "what fun are you speaking of?", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.", "lol Check this video out -- New Minute Maid Commercial http://tinyurl.com/cplt7p", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "About to make **** happen *Pu+ !+ 0n M3*", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now. THX", "the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!", "thnx 4 the follow", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "haha, def. That song is EPIC, have fun i`m listening to new FNB", "SUPER EXCITED. JUST BOUGHT MY TIX TO SEE HEY MONDAY ON 6/20. AGAIN. ~SVETLANA J. DENVER,CO", "_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "http://bit.ly/QQe7B heres the link i`ll be talking to you on hereeeeee about it during the movie (x", "http://twitpic.com/4vdc3 - Lexus has the Twitpic! Happy mother`s day to you Lexus. I hopw it`s a nice one for you.", "I should be DJing my prom! I`d do it for free...there prob gonna have a dj who`s stuck in the 80`s boooooo", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!", "DH is just about finished making his giant Trio candy bar. Thank the heavens. His work mates are in for a treat tomorrow!", "David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "briliant! May the fourth be with you #starwarsday #starwars", "http://twitpic.com/66nbd - Ready for our 3D Jonas Brothers Experience. Real Brothers, not included", "would love to say TGIF but working at 6am tomorrow", "Good morning my little twitternut squashes How are you all today? whats the weather like where you are?", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "where and when is your next show? or upcoming ones? i really want to see you guys", "Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday", "Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope", "wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe", "Ushers: You guys made Mother`s Day really awesome today! Thanks for coming in early to prep the surprise gifts for all our moms!!", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "Okay people my fones charged", "[Dashboard - Modest Mouse] First Modest Mouse blip! Oyay, not bad. ? http://blip.fm/~5z309", "thanks...do you guys have a showroom as well? Wanted to chk them out in the flesh. Quite cool lamps and the wife is impressed", "Very very very very cool. http://www.inbflat.net/ More details? How it was made? Please tell", "We do! Its been to long! I think i have next weekend open. When are you going to have the house warming party", "Didn`t win a Lammy last night but happy for Scott Sherman, who did. Walked my feet off at BEA today.", "yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "have a good day ? http://blip.fm/~5yomt", "This is for all of you ppl! The 1 year Anniversary Video. http://is.gd/ysbs more to come after the break", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto", "yay sing it loud wed, fall out boy, all time low and cobra starship on friday WIN", "Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do", "A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "Belated kay Tita. Wow! 2 prizes in a day! Congrats!", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.", "moooooooooooooooo? lol i copied that last.fm thing you had looks good", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "Good morning ready to start this week.", "happy mothers day to all the mothers, grandmothers, furbaby mommies, etc! heading out for breakfast with my mom shortly", "I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!", "Came tantalizingly close to acing a Facebook communism quiz. One question has 'I hope Britain will be next communist' as correct answer.", "???? ? ??????, ?????? ????????,Basquash,K-ON,07-Ghost,Sengoku Basara,Valkyria Chronicles,RequiemForThePhantom,EdenOfTheEast." ]
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Wide awake and grouchy as ****.
[ "Ugh. Waiting for a visitors pass to get on post. taking FOREVER!", "I feel like my dream just got crushed", " 5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy", " you can have the sun too. It all sucks, especially for my pale whiteman skin. I can`t stop sneezing, and I blame you.", "I hate not getting e-mail`s going to do other stuff now...ice my toe (long story) and have some calpol (cold :S) soooo night xxxx", "so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go", "Just went a bought the bigest redbull i could find. its going to be a long day at the office", "Listening to: Sweet Talk 101 - Cute Is What We Aim For /// Considering taking up the GameBoy Color again. I miss chiptune.", "Poltergeist! In my house", "bad timing- a new mommy just called for newborn pictures and I can`t fit the baby into my schedule no matter how hard I try", "_x ah that`s annoying", "This day will pass slowly. All of these days will. RAWR!!!! ...", " boo. i got rained out at the beach.", "jus skinned my knee. Wat am i 6!?!?! Hurts lyke hell tho. Its always tha little ones that hurt tha most.", "Sad. I don`t know what to do with my life. Everything I have done since the age of 16 has been towards healthcare and nursing", "In the bus... Almost an hour late because of my crappy alarm clock should be in Leeuwarden at about 9:45" ]
[ "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "haha! yes, there`s a lot to be said for nekkid religion", "Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...", "Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!", "Well done doing blood work..its hot out again", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "finally over my sickness.", "Loves fatty take away nights... yummy then coming home and facespacing with my roomies", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "Hahaha! Is he snoring, too?", "Yes! Haha and then when he impaled himself with the crossed keys! Love Scottish-trying-to-be-Irish Ewan McGregor", "The sweety sat on the table this morning...Just woke up! Very sweet! Oh...btw...I think i`ll be home around 7 pm!!! ****", "Oh is that time for real?", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "Wasn`**** totally awesome? Seeing the rebooted crew was so nice!", "500! updates! wooow!! haha!!", "GOOD MORNING TWEETER WORLD!", "_meow YEAH U Better BE !!", "Just ate at chipolte... Ate more than i usually do... Now i`m ew full... Not content full but ew full...", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "__joy i feel like red lea now", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "TIGERS! WOO! YOU`RE MY BABY! omfg. cleveland was a blast. sleeping.", "3,144 words later, it`s bedtime", "Gremlin is asleep after a particularly challenging bedtime. I think it`s safe 4 me to go to bed -what a crazy Sat night for me!", "Just got home, doing art all day.. i want to be in a film", "AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you", "ran 5 miles, went to the gym & woke up Ur great kids....dependable Danny hope it has been great already", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "Have been rolling on the bed for the past 2 hours ... Still unable to sleep", "Ready to go home 2 more hrs of wrk", "sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.", "_mcflyandjb in heaven, i`ll go everywhere", "Good to know I`m not alone in my confusion", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "morning all!!! have a blessed day!!!", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "trying to figure this twitter thing out! I`m quite excited about it", "glad to hear that Do you have a busy day today?", "Good mornin` everyone . Beautiful sunday for all the beautiful moms of ours. Had my breakfast with the lady .... Lets move on .", "Hey there! It`s a glorious morning! Monday`s animation mode: ON!", "Work out. Now actual work", "Back from SOAP, soooo fun.", "heeey heeey! about to go read...", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "_berland LMAO I know I know", "OHSHNAPSSS. is she pissed at blair as usual ? hahah. & yeeeah, i bake cookies", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "#3wordsaftersex Ow, rug burns", "Too much details !!! (But glad he is better)", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "has work to go to.", "at least two to three times a week i turn on the tv, find comedy central already on and have to endure a brief moment of scrubs", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "Woke up at 5am. Cleaned camera gear from last nights wedding. Should really go back to sleep, but kids awake.", "ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time", "working my **** off and I am completely happy", "just woke up, no school today, we are free", "lol I`m sure it would be the most kick azz version we`ve ever heard!", "i am seriously........ addicted to talking to people haha. but i love it so i don`t care. and you can`t tell me otherwise, jerk.", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "Me and my son just got up. He sure does love the morning time. I KNOW he did not get that from me.", "says Finally, Im home. http://plurk.com/p/rr121", "good mornig to everone... it`s a great morning ...in the evening i play in the theatre in lord of the flies. it`s so much fun!", "not nerdy at all. I made one yesterday.", "Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late", "**** lol....where u headed to?", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "At work full of weekend vengaboys zane lowe wolf from gladiators **** memories", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "haappy bank holiday 2 weeeeks. aah!", "I totally needed that sleep. need to stretch and wash though now.", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "_from_hell how`s monday for you?", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "ready for a very busy, FUN day tomorrow! gotta keep myself busy when my lover is gone", "had a very good day and is now going to get into bed!", "Monday mornin`, back to work today. Good thing I live my job.", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "woke up way later than I intended to today Need to start getting to bed before 5 a.m. b/c this will be a bad habit to break later", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "working! I am so ready to go.", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "Just Decorated Moms Room While She Was Asleep For Mothers Day She`ll Wake Up To A Banner And Balloons! Woo!", "Come on Knight... It`s been well over 4 hours", "Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!", "Had a good day 2day! off to bed. Nite tweeps.", "got **** stranger lol", "morning twit-friends! welcome to my new followers", "Going to bed, busy day tomorrow...Happy Mother`s Day Madre! Te Amo!", "ok shopping was far too fun ~ unpacking the bags now", "o/*\\o (high five) to all of our fans! It`s finally here! I`ll write up a fancy news post shortly, wanted to get the mod itself out ASAP", "????? ,my latest obession.", "Um... happy star wars day btw. Cheers to all you scruffy looking nerfherders and hot ami`s out there.", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "Hello, you are sooo awesome!! Dont ever stop what your doing haha, You make me fall off my chair laughing x", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "goodnight twitter, ill see you after 10 + hours of sleep or more", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "Laundry time and LOTS of it!", "Bank Holiday Brunch. With all the fixin`s. Absolutely fantastic", "How are you today!?", "Just woke up. Gonna have a shower and go to Nan`s for Mother`s day lunch. Happy Mother`s day", "haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine", "Feeling inspired this evening, huh?" ]
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just when i thought things couldn`t get any worse. it just did. and it will get even worse tonight, i bet. my life is a misery.
[ "just fought with my printer...after 2 hours i claim victory... i hate electronics", "@_hayles are u serious???? you touched his ****? ohmygod u ****!!! lol aaaaawwwwwww y did u tell me that!!!", " ha! I know..I`m very ashamed.", " I`m just starting to feel really panicky and anxious that something bad has happened cos it seems like it`s been ages", "ok my friend is about to dye my hair black scary i know, ill try to post some pics tonight if not tomorrow for ur verdict", " I`m so sorry! I saw it too and it shocked me to the core.", " So sorry to hear your terrible news Thinking of you all x", " are you are a RIOT!!", " Probably not, kinda expensive and we have to work. Most people have off weekends, we work.", "10 more days to go for Freedom!!!!!! **** these xams!!", "theres nothing worse than working on a friday night and having to wake up at 6 am on a saturday. I want my babe", "gross. it`s hot, and there`s cotton EVERYWHERE.. hello allergies.", "is disappointed to learn Newark, OH cancelled their july 4 fireworks due to the economy", " Tom , today my school played POV at the break , and I almost cryed ! your show in sao paulo is today ! I wish i could be there!", "Akh! I woke up and missed so much of Sayed Hassan`s speech", "So many freebies for all my JBnoy friends SPAM THREAD SOON." ]
[ "Eh, I`ve gotta go to bed anyways. Goodnight.", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "Battery is going to die!", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "why are you sad?!", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "I hear ya. You`ll have to go back to work to rest.", "lol i cant drink!!", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "I wanna do something tonight after work.... But I dunno what...", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "no happy hour for me today", "yeah yeah gd night then", "just got back home... bored now", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Wow, such a crazy night of ever changing emotions! I liked it tho", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "finally over my sickness.", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Going to bed, night all", "I was going to visit my sister today, but she`s grumpy. I`ll just chill at home with the family and visit her tomorrow.", "we won`t be home till like next month", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "just that you`re not here...", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "And it`s starting to get cold", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", "I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "I`m here if u need to vent!", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "it`s month end I`m here till 11", "hope yer ok hunny", "omg wow I hope everything is ok now", "i know but its better than nothing", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "It is a recession", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "Okay. I`m all out of ideas", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "K now I`m really going to bed even tho I ain`t tired night! <3", "I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!", "It looks like it might rain", "fo sho, im down", "wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "Can`t wait to go to bed", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "I know, thx But I`ll be ok.", "I`ll have to take a picture of the moon tomorrow night not gonna happen today :/", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "i`ve just woken up", "insomniaa. been trying to sleep for 2 hours . :|", "I don`t have any", "Leno`s last show tonight.", "nothing right now to do", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "I don`t get it...", "my power went out as well.. Except I`m in nor cal", "is thinking today will be a longg day!", "got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Lack of sleep leads to major head ach", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation", "It`s almost past 3. Time to go to bed", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "I have to pee.", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "the following week would be better - I`ll be gone next week", "Wow what a storm we just had!!! Now no power", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "sounds like my kinda day", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "One final down, two to go!", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.", "that`s not great guy related??", "Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.", "why must the weather b so nice and then so bad all in 1 minute", "I just want to Sleep.", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Good luck tonight! have fun", "What`s all your fault?", "off to bed with my sore ****" ]
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wheres the music mannnn!!?? my inbox is still empty
[ "Picked up Luna from the vet. She looks like she`s been crying I`m not kidding. Her lashes are wet and she has tear trails. My poor bebe!", " what did you think of the finale? I thought it was kind of a cheap way out", " i wish i could but it would cost too much to call you all the way from the UK", "Checking out Twitter Trying to find people I know....Unfortunately no one I know uses this website", " probably. sucks for you.", " yup-unfortunately Took today off work and just slept all day.", "here again in school bored wanting 2 go home", " My #followillfriday sucks because while I was teaching people how to be nice, you **** were drooling over Notion", " I`ve given up on pizza - kids would never let me have my fav (the hot ones)", " And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows", " helllllloooooooooooo tom, gig tonight? sorry im not sure when your shows are over there! miss you in the UK HI HI HI HI HI ****", " Too bad we`re in Sweden where Up isn`t up on the theaters here until October", "We`ll miss you ... Those lucky Edmontonians!", " I had mailed for something, you got the e-mail, I didn`t which should probly mean I won`t get it", ": no, I fell and effed my arm up today and now I have to do back drive.", "The puppy is sick and some one put they hands on my momma >:-|" ]
[ ": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "_n Where can I get some?", "Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "on myyearbook, myspace, here and messenger", "i love those boys. i missed the chat yesterday it was the firts & only one i`ll miss though! <333 Nick Jonas <3333", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "Goodmorning tweedles very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon.", "_eyedea I love last.fm but find it a lot easier (and more content) on spotify add me on http://last.fm/user/an0key if you like", "unfort, i can`t DM you b/c ur not following me", "lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers", "Wish my U2 beta key worked now. Don`t want to wait `till Wednesday to play", "awesome, I`m glad you like it. FYI - Platinum Notes 3.0 should be out as a free upgrade this summer", "Well, my dog still isn`t at the shelter. I hope someone good has him", "I seem to have run into a bit of a keychain issue. User differs on /Library/Keychains/System.keychain, should be 501, owner is 0", "Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?", "I guess cant request the same song though", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...", "home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha", "i didnt know u guys have acc in fb hee", "but if you got hit by a car, who would make such lovely music?", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.", "You missed me! lol", "Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.", "ummm not with me?", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "Lmao i know !! pleaseeee reply You got any replies yet? :L x", "i want to see go:audio, someone take me please? 5DAYS(L)", "-HI lady! sorry for the delayed response. appreciate the luv.will be in T.O this month.. hows everything going with you?", "not there but wish I were", "Art History Quiz... I didn`t study", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "LOVE the album guys and can`t wait for the official release Just curious, what top 3 softsynths/DAW were used on it?", "ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!", "i`m only updating this so that brett`s phone beeps but really.. looking at wedding stuff. again.for the next five months.", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "Waitin for the man to get home so he can take me out !!!! been waitin 4 hours", "Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "were you born in a barn? would you like some hay? 8-)(8) youtube the mother song", "unpacking my new toy arrived in the studio right now it`s called TC Finalizer. can`t wait to check how it sounds !!!", "At Home Depot and no one will help me load my plywood into my van for some reason.", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "Been sitting in garden with my mummy and also got a text from the boy who i thought had GOT THE HINT obviously not.", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?", ": have fun focus grouping! i have no participants as of yet..", "Check out my song 'time to lose it' on www.myspace.com/flownyce you`ll enjoy it I promise", "lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead", "I`m trying to figure out how on earth I am supposed to be able to update my statuses via my phone. Someone help meeee!", "they closed the voting...all u can vote for now is best movie Hope you win it! My 4 y/o Daughter lovesss 2 sing 'The Climb'", "HAHA I took the quiz on fb and missed the mcfly one", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "Is my picture showing?", "just pre-ordered your new album `Off The Deep End`. Been listening to `Permanent Heart` on repeat since.", "just downloaded more music and videos on my ipod.", "Has so much to blog, but has no time to", "Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr", "Just got back from the karaoke bar in the metreon!!! Watching millionaire matchmaker", "ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own", "Laying in bed with a book & some beautiful music. thank you kaki & nicholas sparks.", "**** straight you know what the game is, and if you`ve heard the tracks you`ll know why I`ve been rocking out", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "RE: So, finally finished catching up with your blog - no mention of any wedding details... Do tell, at some point. http://disq.us/11w", "http://79.170.44.101/buma.ro/ temporary address not working either, m8. They must have done something to the domain", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "i don`t know !!", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "Prayers for my family and my dog - Mozart is being put down this afternoon. Pics of him at http://tinyurl.com/mozartdog", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "my phne blocks text", "Can`t Play Solitaire For **** lol More Updates Soon (Y)", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", ". Tickets, i need my tickets, where are my tickets. i want my ticketttttss", "what`s that? The sun? No sign here", "I assume nobody uses PortableApps anymore except for myself. In that case, forget what I said earlier", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "ur linky no worky", "Thanks! Actually, when I first got my twitter, my pictures wouldn`t upload either. But they upload, it just takes a", "wants to go see street dreams but it`s not playing anywhere near here", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "Hey lady, will you be coming to Canada in the fall? I`d love to see you in concert some time! It`ll be my 1st time!", "She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "boo you didnt answer my text", "Dave thanks for playing Happy Birthday from NKOTB. Today is my bday! It is a lonely bday today.", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "Internet, you were so fast! And now you are so slow! Where did the fast connection go?", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "_fred6 It`s REALLY cool! No, I`m on a PC now, I don`t have a Mac well I do but it`s ooooooooold I do have an iphone tho", "Yeah, I`m getting ready to go get pizza. Then nothing to do Maybe _2gnt will want to play Xbox.", "concert please explain? im intrigued", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "Ja Deze is interessanter - Why text messages are limited to 160 characters - http://tr.im/kpgg", "yeah me too but there isn�t any prom here in germany although school is almost everywhere the same! ?" ]
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What am I doing atm? http://twitpic.com/4jmeh Oh yeah. Apple Juice I`m such a rebel!
[ " definitely dont be offended. im messing around with various twitter apps and strange things keep happening.", "What the ****!? It`s only 20:35!!? Oh my GOD! My internal clock really IS **** up. Nooooo.", "Working on this **** Financial project, Definitely not having any fun this weekend , I want to spend it wit my BAAABY waaaah", " lolll, i cba to get the sun stuff and i forgot that the back of my leg wouldnt gwt tanned lol. it hurts sooo bad right now", "Pissed that my bluetooth headset`s battery out lasted my cell`s battery... Gg moto q.", "Stupid MSN It wont let me onnnn", " That`s for sure. That`s why I intentionally turn my thought processes to the silly", " I Hate It There Should Be A Endless Supply Of Hot Water! I Put the Water Heater On 20mins Ago So Ill Be Gone In 10mins ****", "Sitting in Mrs. Martins class, youtube is being stupid. and i REALLY want a popsicle!!! jealous of Sara", "ssshhh everybody, I think is asleep... don`t disturb him.", " that`s odd as it`s on my lap maybe that`s your cat O: s:", " why are you sad?", "I am so **** hungry it`s not even funny!", "am little bit upset ppl is jerk-", "Writing and researching. Tired of being foolish, so I`m educating myself & moving forward. Gonna marry a white boy they do you right!!!", "just got a haircut, NOT happy!" ]
[ "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "My birthday is a week from today!", "I like them. Is that weird?", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk", "Just found out I`ll be a Food Engineer in a future life. Cool. *iPhone app called Afterlife", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "In my nice big bed....ipod on play....soft music flowin....sooooon will be in Fancys dream land", "whatever do you mean?", "http://twitpic.com/4so0u - OOO i wish i was her he`s hot", "i`m still awake, coulnd`t go back to sleep", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "getting dressed to go to Granny`s,another day of now twitting", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "my hairs straight lmao", "people ask a lot.. and plus i thought id contribute to a SYKES to the trending topics", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "You should try it. It`s the way of The Deena", "I could get away with it. dare me? I`ll go buy it tomorrow", "_Henrie how are you?what are you doing?answer me plz", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "Cuz you play a grown up on Twitter?", "losing weight check the pic", "im following because of yaaaaaay conor!", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "haha dork .. That sounds so yummy .. Share!", "Guys, follow for the RX Twitterwar!!!! DD GO GINOOOO!!!", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "?and make your own pledge while you`re at it!", "Just got out of work", "I like that...gonna have to re-tell", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "Is @ the pantry", "slice you up a treat?", "Just got a new Ipod. Life`s Good.", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "So!!! Why should that matter? I bet you would be GREAT at it! I do!!! It`s what you love, right? Why not go for it!", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober", "wants to hang out with friends SOON!", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Hi! Im Barb frm IA. New to tweetin. Enjoy reading ur tweets. U seem like a wonderful person..I KNOW ur a wonderful actress", "hahahahaha u look really good in ur picture", "HEY GUYS IT`S WORKING NO NEED TO WORRY. i have tooo many followers tho ...", "back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV", "yeah i want to know what that is too!", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "is loving Mortal Combat right now!", "correction...a hot coco in my NKOTB cup what a sweety!!!!", "_trees True. That`s kind of your style isn`**** and less of the 'old chap' ;-)", "new photo im hungry...getting off the computer now!", "I am twittering, LIKE A BOSS. Thanks Savvv", "On my way to school!", "trying to figure this twitter thing out! I`m quite excited about it", "washed eye out but got water up my sleeve", "hey! not much, you?", "Watching Miley Cyrus on youtube!", "thanx 4 thee follow", "I am the same... well peer trained, peer taught, peer learning", "There`s a 1,000 you`s... there`s only 1 of me...", "ooooh it`s you lol I didn`t know!! Have fun with your princess", "Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?", "left a comment on your blog post", "Prolly going to Jamba Juice in thirty minutes , shop for awhile then hit the airport and see my daddddd.", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "why are you surprised?", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!", "I created my account just to get a chance to chat with you (: I ADMIRE YOU! you`re amazing! you inspire me to write <3", "I love it as well!", "http://twitpic.com/4w269 - My 789 pacman pic", "How about I make some more and bring u sum?", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "i seriously neeed to study", "forgot my macbook`s recharger, that means nothing but Pratchett for me today", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "Ohhh Ladyhawke is on channel 4 I sort of have a thing for Rutger Hauer http://twitpic.com/4jbzv", "I want it NOW.. finally found what I wanted ..", "Meeeee! It sounds delicious", "it is! ive done somethign like 200 updates today :S", "Watching one of my fav movies Sparkle + go get food later!", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "who has a day long text conversation? me.", "sounds like you`re having a great time", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "trying to plan a huge birthday party by myself", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "Going to work. Could use some happy pills", "I want some....LOL I got the coffee ha ha", "haha what`s up Matt ?", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", ". Awesome! what kind?", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me", "I`m watching some of your videos in YouTube. You`re funny David. Oh and TALENTED of course!", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "Here, have fun with this: http://bit.ly/PlNm4", "just had a gym sesh.", "i wanted to see that. enjoy it!", "life is funny and ironic at the same time isn`****?", "So, what are you all doing? I`m eating crackers! Yummy. The unsalted ones of course. I only do salt in my caviar.", "i`m staying up to watch it", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "Loved the comment on flashcads! I`m old school too!", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm" ]
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...i`m sorry about you are still sick u know most of them, AND i know that u will guess the 'pelzer present' ;-)
[ "John making me wear a mask and gloves at work cause I`m sick. Says he doesn`t want to catch swine flu. http://yfrog.com/02mxjj", " KH is the only thing I`ll be a weeaboo about. I still prefer it in English but I`m impatient, haha", " I need a hug I`m doing my junior cert this week and I`m totally stressed out :`(", " Sorry to hear that Carol.", " Ugh, frustrating. I see a few briefs a week with groups in them, mostly from traditional agencies.", "My nose is chapped, yuck", "awww poor little girl on britains got talent", "Ugh. Las #vegas airport is at a 'ground stop' which means I`m stuck in the plane on the tarmac (again) at LAX.", "jessie has gone away 4 the weekend!! I miss her already", "I work for a man that is so bad at his job that the whole team want to leave, and all believe we would make more money if he wasn`t here", "I am going to be sooooo busy today it`s not funny. i hate busy day`s", "already crying and the movie only started like 15mins ago", "Thing always end up going bad", "i`m bored : hope your wlan will go today!", "It`s so cold out there! I`ve just lost my wallet", "I`m so confused about the weather, is it really gonna be sunny? or is it really gonna rain?" ]
[ "left a comment on your blog post", "going to take my last final ... wish me luck ..", "I want to come over", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "I heart you girls!! Let`s hang out soon!", "hey!! how are you??? you found me", "_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "Morning peeps... If you need to get at me you know where I am... I`ll be around ? http://blip.fm/~5jtyh", "Hope your son is okay!", "it`s beeen onee year", "haha..yeah..10th of May..lol..im greeting in advance! haha", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "I`d have responded, if I were going", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.", "OMG!! that is tragic!", "aw you`re the **** thanks so much for the twitter loveeee. i appreciate every last drop", "_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back good luck!", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "hopes whoever stole my purse and money gets what is coming to them", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "sti`s doin` just fine how bout you?", "U r welcome pal u truly deserve 2 be followed", "Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week", "cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.", "hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "I appreciate your kind words. I am glad that the words resonate with you", "you cooould say that", "thanks + agree http://bit.ly/7vIKc", "LOL I know what ya mean. Watching everyone else act a fool is much better the not remembering acting a fool yourself", "wants to hang out with friends SOON!", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "she`s just finished! The Pretenders now. x", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "There`s a 1,000 you`s... there`s only 1 of me...", "LOL kk i`ve sent u a friend request", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "thanks! You know that happens once in awhile", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "Time for a clean up.", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!", "Thanks, hope you have a good one", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "hey! not much, you?", "_m yeeee so wassup?", "you`re the absoute best", "I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "wassup with u this morning.", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "pretty much, thanks. seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.", "i thought ur account was fake. but, it`s true, sorry david!", "stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.", "one of them is", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "Where are u miss you I hope you are doing well *sending big hugs*", "I know... it`s already been two weeks!", "why do you think so?", "mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again", "thanks :0 I will try", "I think i need some new friends", "thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "Ow. Okay. It`s good you`re better now.", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "need to get a hand", "_DAHSAR Thanxs hun, you too!", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "You have a DM amigui", "IIII know!!! and mean", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "it`s because you`re popular", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "Thanks for the concern, guys. A few stitches later, all is well. Whew.", "I`ll use that for my next defense.", "you`ll be fine don`t worry ... good luck again", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "Well, all I can do, is pray for you.....", "Thanks for the follow! (raises hand) I am", "thanks for the message - just worked out how to see them and reply!", "Ill catch you at the very last second", "at least 3 more days", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "Thanks for sharing that", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "does that mean your going to block me?", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "feel better soon! Your immune system must be away on holiday somewhere... probably with mine", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.", "why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot", "_Lovato oh I see. Thanks for replying. anyway, how are you?", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "June gloom is upon us." ]
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I lost my artistic abilities
[ "Oh it is so sunny.", "oh when will #gfail end? been on HTML version all day", "Dropping my mum at the station I`ll miss u mum", "Evaluating my people...Dont like this part of the job", "Can I get tonight`s SYTYCD online anywhere...streamed like Hulu or paid like iTunes. I missed my favorite judge and now I can`t sleep.", " I`m working on a painting due for school and hating myself for sleeping all **** day and starting this so late.", " I know, twitter is depressing me tonight", " haha it scared the **** out of me.", "please do not let me get obsessed, whatever or whoever is in charge of my actions you`ve been doing such a bad job lately", " dude fail. i know exactly where this place is too", " ze Franz has not friended me i think they think i`m a creepy stalker or sommat. Hmph.", " aww sorry ot hear that least its work though!", " oh wait, i messed up my own messed up lyrics, that should be 'don`t concretize it'", "Back in Glasgow, stuck in traffic on the M8", " lol, what`s wrong? workin right now sowwwy", " KILL IT JASMINE! Haven`t talked to you for ages." ]
[ "My hair dresser passed away yesterday from breast cancer She was the greatest hair dresser I`d ever been to!", "Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "i think i am a bit, in love with his creations and wit but not that physically attracted to him although he has great style", "No Yonkers news posts until June 2 because the newspaper furloughed me", "Powerdvd doesn`t want to play my Pushing Daisies dvd. I only want screenies to make icons with! Copy protection gone bonkers?", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "You forgot moi #twpp", "oh nos, what happened", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "i couldnt call you because the time on my phone would run out so if you can give me a shoutout on here i will be happy", "Yeh I suppose, but its not the same you know? To me Henry isn`t really a gunner any more", "Josh just called me a big bucket of ugly wish me luck for my audition tweets!", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "thanks i have to finish schoolwork today, no rehearsal tonight though. what ru doing?", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "ok i just spent like �50 on soundtracks, a galaxy class starship and EVE online. sigh", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "heh, i meant differences between b3 and b4", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "Man with a kickin` top hat just left. Invited me to blues jams session put on by street musicians. HarpmanHatter.", "i believe only my black personality can explain how i feel... that boyfrann of mines gots me sprung", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "Caught up with apprentice last night, poor Howard, it was Lorraine`s turn to go", "well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^ next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "_Writer aww no which one?", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "Yolonda, I went swimming with my phone at the beach lol and so I lost all my contacts", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud", "um don`t u already have like NINE of my paintings?!?! jk, lemme come finish that 4 u", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain", "I couldn`t get used to the columns in tweetdeck. There was only room for 4 or 5 columns on my macbook.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "I got whooped by Jason Bradbury. Ace :0", "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "Sorta needs to somehow forget that its E3 in LA practically during my ethics exam and self-imposed revision time.", "She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "WELL i do not think i am getting a call anytime soon. PAINTING MY NAILS!", "Omg! Really? I just ran into a wall", "I say the same about poems. When you are ready to write, 'nothing else matters' as a well known song tells us", "finish some sketches und then go out an skate! Yeeeehaaa! got a new deck", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "dared to go back and look at that vid I made - I may take it down", "I spoke but when niggas be looking at ya crazi all the time u just stop.... plus I always used to see yall when I just wanted", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "Riley had an alphabet fashion show today and I forgot my camera. It was so cute!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play", "Man, looking through and packing up my books is looking at my past lives. Feeling kind of sentimental", "Browsing digital art tutorials (like those found at Henning`s site: http://bit.ly/WJg5A ), refreshing my knowledge... and then my skills?", "i forgot how much i really needed music until i barely had any for about a week. but i have music now. yay!", "I miss Feb 23rd 2008 best night of my whole entire **** life. I`d rather re-live that night then win $1million.", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "Went to the hairdresser today, she cutted my hair off I loved my long hair! Dad said he couldn`t even see I got a haircut! LAAAME", "_xo they were so pretty and took like an hour to do CAN I DO URSSSSS!", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "Thanks for the feedback. Surreal life, surreal oils", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months" ]
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That was stone cold Crazy.... ?
[ " You`re in Miami right? I don`t see a hand delivery in your near future unfortunately", "_newman i just called and it`s sold out. bummer. next time!", "And why do they think 'how much they want it' is a factor? I really want to be 19 and fit again, but that`s just not going to happen", "is bored. my BFF doesn`t want to hang out", "Son`s 15th Birthday this weekend.Taking him out for a Mexican meal and a major game buying spree.I miss the Lego days", "headache, headache, go away. come again another day....", "doneeee wheeee hahaaaaaaaa so tired and sleepy peter u suck not coming to my bday!", " is a no show for lunch. Eating solo at noodles", "This may sound stupid... but i just bought a mask", "****. It`s raining again", "**i hate my hair hiss tee, I feel like I shuld hang out in the ghetto wid dis style", " yeah I need a hug...cuz I am sick..", " Lol Only if you make me that cookie. I`ll hit you up.", "exhausted and sick... my face is greenish", "Food @ Cheesecake Factory w/ Travis. He lost his passport btwn SD and LV.", "Y CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG" ]
[ "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Had a nice visit last night from a boy with voracious stubble, does anyone know what to do about a raw chin? haha", "_hawt Hmm.. Interesting choice.", "glad you liked it- he`s done loads of arrangements but that was the only one i could find on blip", "Your peanut butter soup was amazing and so was everything else! Your soup was just a higher form of amazing", "playing the game of watching straight people hook up but can`t leave because of another reason", "HEY BUCK!!!! love u loads!! LOVE 'WHAT THE BUCK?!'", "yea me too lol", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "I`ve burnt my collerbone and arms and face! aww!", "OR... Something to do with all the Red Bull? Hmmm. You think maybe?", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "How is everyone on this fine Monday? what is everyone`s opinion of the new Wolverine movie?", "i was at the outlets too", "FIL 461 with cool people like me", "had a shitload of fun with her friends", "sizzling outside. Work inside = double", "ROTC brought a climbing wall to work for coworkers to try and climb if they wanted. I forgot my climbing shoes at home today.", "ran 5 miles, went to the gym & woke up Ur great kids....dependable Danny hope it has been great already", "No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ", "In Drivers Ed then dance.", "and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend", "I can`t believe tour is almost over", "you look smashing darling is trent reznor really getting married i just want to rip out mariqueen`s fake **** -_-", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "that was funny! LOVED IT! I almost fell for it. Haha", "why did Reel big fish cover Edna`s goldfish", "GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol", "i got locked out my carrrr had to call a lock smith. - $35.00", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "i`m watching CQC a brazilian humor program", "Just watched Mall Cop. Wasn`t that funny, but wasn`t too bad. I guess. I kinda wish I still worked at a movie theater....", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "HA ha - how much? Thanks for starting to follow me.", "Your second episode of Sonny WAC was on in New Zealand tonight. You were (and still are) AMAZING! ily ****", "that`s not great guy related??", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "Wee are going to the movies tonight to see Wolverine", "Omfg.lmao.lassetti was right... those bangs did look bad. lmao", "Just finished watching Star Trek in IMAX. . . Could`ve watched it all night. . . Live long and prosper", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Uh.... what does that mean?", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol", "omg when do they finish??", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "'Shut Up' was the line removed from the locker scene! I bet I could recite that speech easily! Dare me?!?!", "yeaaa i just got the link off his lj", "There`s starwars day? ) OMG Rocio!", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "listening to after last nights Up from the Underground screening, awesome job", "I`m watching The episode 3 Of JONAS OMJ", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "learn two-headed boy by nutreal milk hotel", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "wahahahaha!! i wanna naaaaa!!! well...hapit na i guess. hahahaha ) yes, now we all know!!! hahahaha lol ) NARN! haha joke", "I was seeing only one side of it, but it looked interesting. And deep.", "Very very interesting night in Defiance to say the least... but hey, I got `Guys and Dolls` for free!", "got THE best mothers day present from Tys. It made me cry uncontrollably, and it wasn`t a present", "today Jon Doe plays at the Moho. ia m excited it�s gonna be funny.. but before i have to carry all the equipment and do the backline", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl", "the step show was fantabulous! (hi !) my sis`s group won 2nd in their division and 2nd in the show overall! WHOO!", "haha Hey, Well if you were in the elevator you should have said more!", "Musashi`s? Has a great rep. Or did you go to Kitaro", "watching old skool fall out boy vids", "OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton", "Hawks lost but it was a good time", "i knew that, jus givin u a hard time hehe", "I had fun at Daisy`s Mexican Fiesta .", "got it at answered", "its bout smoking weed", "It seems like everyone us watching X-Men now, I feel like I`ve started a revolution feels nice", "i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!", "the ending is te funniest, you`ll see. ;) you know paranoif is always stuck in my head?? Love it.", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "Hmm...Whilst, walking through the city I received an inviataion into an SUV Limo via some prom fellows... Don`t they have dates? Oh boys!", "wow.. purple leopard skin. fieeerrceee..", "BGT was just amazing tonight, and threee amazing acts got sent home", "omg i had that book its soo funny", "Just finishing shooting, can u believe it, but got the job done", "Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com", "why thank you. Couldn`t resist it", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "i was watching Harpers Island, lol... there was no vodka involved", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "phaket. what did anneliese want to do?", "back from school daily show was amazing gonna watch it again later i think xD", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "I am back from the best party ever", "saw a whole lot of your stuff at Africa Joy Casterbridge Farm, White River in Mpumalanga.was quite thrilled to see ur stuff", "For me everything ok except install crashed at the end and now Safari crashes at every cmd+Q", "_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?", "inFamous on the PS3 = AWESOME. My eyes are so sore now though", "lol nice I loved that concert! Aha u gonna post these pics", "Yogulicious? another sour sally competitor", "just got home from dinner and am really really full. my mom said my dad bought me a sony a200k? holyyyyyyy", "asks for karma points please. http://plurk.com/p/wxnt9", "Was actually done by my cousin", "games? Just wanted to clarify", "http://twitpic.com/4jguu - wow that is pretty x", "milan is retardeddddddd, anyone wanna see my paint pic of him ???", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "Got moommy somn special for mothers day", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "this is twistory... in the making. Yeah, I stole that one from you", "Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend." ]
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Crisis: forgot my fringe comb I`m with men....no one will help me
[ "just thought about how unfair 3 ppl have been 2 me n got depressed again HATERS!!!", "my msn crashes way too much hmph", "Legs are hurting because I was standing up all day.", "I`m craving something salty in my mouth! Tired of pretzels tho.", "just realized that Chris Lake was spinning in stockholm yesterday, and I missed it!", " How hard is it 2 be running back an forth constantly? Ya kno workin all the time, havin crazy sleepin schedules? Must be hard", "Installed office for Mac & messed up all my fonts on safari, **** on a stick! help! can`t even read the solutions online #badmicrosoft", " girl you stay inviting me but not doing a follow-up hahaha... no phone call to check up on me", "_JessicaB_**** yip.....aw gonna miss them on bb", "Still not asleep. Ahhh Wtf?!", "stressed beyond BELIEF. need a nap", " Yep! It`s just quarter til 4 now. I`m going to try to sleep now that my headache is subsiding. Take it easy Teddy!", "Almost ready for new Beta.... until we found a showstopping bug Please standby.", "hates these khaki pants! project to do todayy", " trying to have a baby, don`t want my soda addiction to be a problem, so i quit still sad and craving it though", "Feel so depressed that I couldn`t save it... Thanks for nothing!" ]
[ "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "- arrggh kids that won`t settle....need some Kava for Liam, that`ll sort `em...", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.", "so not close enough that I could run out and get one", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "Really wants to buy new clothes", "lol i cant drink!!", "Haven`t a clue about this twitter!", "no happy hour for me today", "including myself... guess umma be partying alone yet again...lol..", "haha wats this about?", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "I really need a job.", "But now it`s gone", "and now i smell pancakes...or maybe toast... or something delicious. but no one is at my place cooking", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "I can`t shes taken my keys to muh car.", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "It is a recession", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "My sister got a lunch date and I don`t", "No plans tonight? .............", "just found out i have strep", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "hey dude im finishing my lullaby dude i saw a pic of you w/ long hair umm lets just say keep it short ha", "C`mon, we`re talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a 'mat' - a context to intersubjectively 'ground' it.", "Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "There will be NO vidoe evidence! I can`t wait, though. Now I just need 2 find a regular partner if I end up loving it!", "In bed with 2 girls", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "...what ever happened w/ creating music in collaboration just for fun without the 'what am i getting out of it' question in mind? PLEASE!", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?", "better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "your not following me it won`t let me dm", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "trying to plan a huge birthday party by myself", "One interlock down one to go", "did I miss something??", "eww What r u doing atm?", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.", "I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "3 hours oh my. Is it shorts weather do you know. I`d do my usual hanging out my window but the neighbours are out.", "You can`t. My Grandma will probably be on the phone. So get on AIM!", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "Thanks hun! I`m wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes, but it doesn`t show!", "noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?", "Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.", "Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "need some Pizza...can`t get out of office", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "Just ran hair first into spiderweb full of baby spiders...i almost set my own hair on fire to get rid of them! Almost.", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "what happened to your phone", "http://twitpic.com/4w9zb - must... stick.. my... thumb.. in .. chin... dimple!! lol my hubby has one lol but his is un ...", "Lack of sleep leads to major head ach", ": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "is cheering on the Arsenal Ladies!! and missing my M...x", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "my girl friend also dropped me", "too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes", "_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "I`m not a hobo.", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "you stopped followin me?", "thanx peeps 4 following me", "My ear are popping.", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "What`s all your fault?", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "I`m still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it`s not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca." ]
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_Kill_Boy oh sorry! not getting all my replies nothing against you. and yes, i do know nirvana
[ "What`s worse than a fever and sore throat? Cancelling a trip to see your little bro because of a fever and sore throat.", " didn`t have my camera with me totally regretting it now!", "trying to straighten my hair, but it`s too effing hot in here. also, i need food", "Im a loner haha suckss", "is crying..because the school years over i wont get to see my teachers! i wont get to see johnathan.......", "was mostly sick when she went to bed, but woke up feeling mostly dead", "Just got my marks... BCIT is the death of me I swear!", " she`s in LA, wanting sun today... but apparently LA isn`t cooperating", "Its coming out the socket I feel like my phones hole is not a virgin. That`s how loose it is... :`(", " Aw it says the pic doesn`t exist anymore", " yes and no. there`s some strange infection in my body that`s causing me to be sicker than I need and to have a fever.", "Poor Kella is on meds now for an ear infection; she lost her food all over twice at the doc`s", "How I wish I wish I did not eat that....burger.", " If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would`ve stuck my **** in the mashed potatoes!", " I`m tryin not the be boring today . . . I just can`t seem to come up with thing to say", " we just missd each otha again! I was at disney all day YESTERday!" ]
[ "Nah, they don`t. All my Twiter followers are fabulous.", "Thank you for sharing. I appreciate your honesty I hadn`t tweeted for 30 some odd hours and got a little tweet happy.", "not if i`m not on the list", "NICE I must see this", "I use NewsFire. Works like a charm", "Maybe JD can help you out there I don`t know though But I will ask!", "A couple of other guys did similar mods, so it may not have been mine that saw. I think mine`s the best, but I`m biased", "Loved the comment on flashcads! I`m old school too!", "thank you very much, I`m glad you like them!", "http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh ang cute ng bby.!", "I called but you didnt answer", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "aww you are too kind!! Hi sweetie! Are you guys out partying without me I`m the only person who came to work 2nite lol", "My pleasure I really enjoy your random word poetry, and am disappointed when I miss out on participating!", "http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss", "I love cute texy messages. Especially when he calls me mandy", "haha, it`s okay to be different!", "For the record, john mayer is freaking cool.", "it was just the handle tg", "aw. I`m glad you do. Where would we be with out one?", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow", "YEAYYY! good for you", "thanks! I love a good bargain.", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "Dude. everyone could. it wasn`t ment to be bad..", "thanks glad you like it", "Its great when locals stop you to ask for directions, and even better when you know the answer", "Stu Lantz is awesome! I miss Chick Hearn tho", "I should stop trying to reach", "my myspace profile is OLLLD NEWSZ i need to editeditedittt", "i love everrything from breadtalk i would eat the whole place if i could", "i really needa find more stastics", "reconnecting with amadeus and friends", "that gets around the problem I had of doing it all myself good idea.", "what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "haha I was JUST talking about that to my colleague. I have 539 DMs, only 15 - 20 are actual messages and not spam", "Hi Kate How are you?", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", ": Awesome. Tell me if its good. I might watch it", "Thanks! We`re still all passing around germs here but we`re surviving. Have I missed anything?", "hope all is ok.", "- well i greatly appreciate your comment. That means a lot to me. I`m working on both of them...work in progress, you know.", "yes yes I AM, networking **** to the fullest.......and this girl is rih next to me", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "if he did, he would say hi.", "I forget you`re from Venezuela! Talking with you is like with my classmates.", "is looking for a job", "hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)", "`auto-resolve` is that a Geek/tech answer to most questions??", "I think we could be related", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Can someone chemics ?", "HEY, BABEE. ) LOVE YOOOOUUU. >< RP time.", "Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)", "Doin` the Crocodile Rock", "im at school right now", "why do you think so?", "im following because of yaaaaaay conor!", "http://twitpic.com/4hsd2 - Weheyyyy We give thanks for MIDI keyboards", "making Shell join twitter so I have a follower", "ahh i wish you guys would come to a hot topic near me.", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "One interlock down one to go", "Yup. Most of my hacks are all for fun Here`s a quick video I made of it. I`ll follow up when it`s done. http://bit.ly/3xm7D", "It`s not gonna storm! because I said so!", "I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!", "just because you`re a superstar it doesn`t mean you have to do that !", "i just reading a magazine", "_tastic Awww that is sweet", "Listening to The Man Who Cant Be Moved <3 I just love the connection with GW Doing Dutch and might do some art later.", "I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!", "_bach Thank you for YOUR positive energy + contributions here!", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "lmao boss ross don`t come on out here I love that man he was the truth", "_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.", "wants to hear his voice", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "Good to see you back. Sorry that happened to you", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "Hey never realized that you also get a Twitter account. Your guides are truly many times a lifesaver to me.", "I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those", "Yay for Block Party! You`re the BOMB! Blockheads <3 Dave! Thanks for supporting NKOTB!", "_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...", "I LOVE music!!! I like almost everything!!", "well if you`re ever headed back to the west coast, hit me up. I have a tiny place, but we can hack and hang out at the beach", "Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "pretty fun way to write a resignation http://www.farbs.org/Message.html", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "I don`t remember what i text to twitter to get a list of commands halp", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "courtney seems like a cool chick & shes pretty", "cool you are here too hi sam how are you???", "_Morales I like you. I mean as a random person, because I obviously don`t know you. but. we think alike", "haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you`d have to fight me for it!", "fingers crossed for you.", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "No worries.. Going to ABP right now. Want something?", "Scotts the only guy for me Good night<3", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "Good to see you hear as well, Andy!", "Thanks for the #followfriday!", "you Wish that would have been your tweet after you followed me.", "your new song is AMAZING", "Thanks to: New followers!", "_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!", "Thanks for follow. Was just adding you from your twitter page, after commenting your blog", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "just made my day: http://tinyurl.com/cumqmv", "Ive totally not got that job i can just tell." ]
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_ nooo no roo crying. but omg i wanted to slap her. she was singing fine then from out of nowhere- BOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
[ " I`m sorry to hear that.", "My back is soooooo hurting.", "justwatched the most depressing episode of Jon Kate EVER!!!i actually almost cried.", "Not going to graduation, hubby-to-be not feeling well so instead, doing more job hunting online!", "i am going to be disgraced with myself for life if i don`t make it in next year. being a perfectionist sucks. good luckkkk", "ugh. i just want things to go back to normal. i miss my best friend", " lame. you should have said hello!", " Murphy`s Law? Sorry that your computer is not cooperating when you have lots of work. My kids are .. http://tinyurl.com/km235x", "Having horrible nightmares not gonna go back to sleep", "Manchester was wayyyyy to busy! so warm today also! :`(", "My net died so yeah.... I`m sad now", "Screw it goin back to bed,,ill just go tomorrow ,,,,,kinda sad", "Having one of my bad days....Migraine today. My 1st since my neck surgery about 2 1/2 months", " whaaaat what about your house? You`ve been working so hard on it!", "i really should stop relying on my family when they say their going to get me lunch", "phones about to die ttfn!" ]
[ "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "U were great, as always. But, can`t we do an east Germany on noko? Or at least provoke them & then go in 4 the kill.", "went to wingstop without me", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter", "Eww its gross here & a lady keeps looking at me weird ha ha but another smiled & asked me if i was in their company..me in the army? LOL", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "I`m in a pub garden, its boiling, hannah no likey,", "nope, would be no music", "id poke u...on face book but u dont have 1 lol", "hey love whats up! my voice is shot whats new with you", "why must the weather b so nice and then so bad all in 1 minute", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "I could never do that to one of my children, look what happened to Nina Zavaroni (sp) Brooke Shields and Drew Barrymore", "*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "I`m sure she`ll be fine. They`re not as daft as they look (sometime)", "I called but you didnt answer", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks", "is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......", "unless you`re gretel killeen apparently. you did look pretty **** good", "BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.", "haha, it`s okay to be different!", "Congrats 'Mine That Bird' for being an underdog and kicking the **** out of all the other runners yesterday. I love seeing that happen.", "School can blow me. He looks nice today thoughh.", "So stinkin` adorable! I want to come check out the studio", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Twas a good show. I even liked Ciara`s last song. Time for me to go to bed. G`night!", "yay i`ll do you a heart mk shout in a sec pam", "mOod. was way too much fun. lol.. I lOve to dance TEchno !!! <3 ... life.lOve.stress &&. set backs <3 gnite", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "but it was kinda funny, sorry. ur still my favorite tho", "I dont think so", ". I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo", "OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "he`s not **** Lol. He`s a riot definitely, but not at nkotb concert. I want 2b a smitten girl with no distractions that night", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?", "_rain i wanna see her hair hows everyone?", "You realllllllllly just said that didn`t you?", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "I was too sleepy earlier and i didnt get to see matt", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "im seeing the hannah montana movie again today", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.", "__ Aww bless her. She`s one of my faves", "Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.", "I be ok, you?", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "LOL I know what ya mean. Watching everyone else act a fool is much better the not remembering acting a fool yourself", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons", "SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?", "one of them is", "i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS", "i dont think i have ever laughed so hard", "loves her some worship papers. and had a fantastic day. the Lord is good. and constantly surprises me.", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "i love this girl ,she rocks!", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "Yeah ! I downloaded her whole album. :'> THE FAME ! I miss you taking care of me Hahah !", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "omg wow I hope everything is ok now", "If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped", "i wanna b maliks from taking the stage", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "omg kool. I`m not on the road", "alkaline trio was sweet, saves the day sucked. but i had a great time anyways. it was awesome seeing everybody and hangin out", "SWAY SWAY BABY zommgg love it need more screamo tho boys", "heyyy you LOL wassup mamas?", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "_saurus So did I... and now you can hear it again and again, if you wish.", "_benson the Macarena never looked so good. Loved the 'Aaaaiieee' squeak / exclamation", "rofl! we aren`t wearing dark grungy though! I asked bradie if it was ok he said yess", "Watching Nemecek go on her computer, fun! Lol I keed! Norms was fun", "Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up", "LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!", "Love 'good girls go bad'", "cause i wasn`t there!", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "I created a monster! bwahaha! oh, and I got your baby home safe and sound.", "Hella wow . no doubt .", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "I can`t believe that he almost got put down, before the rescue group went and got him.", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "ARCHIE ANDREWS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! veronica?", "thx for the suggestion - I don`t think it`ll be easy to convince her cold calling isn`t aweful tho", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "Jonas brothers concert was greaattt", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "i want to join drama practice today but i can`t", "just woke up with a cat in my face haha", "I used to love you lol...so awesome...I knew you`d have an 'experience' last night", "the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol" ]
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