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[ " heyy i have a sis of 1 year with 5 months and still she don t want to walk..", "Def wants to cuddle it out maybe play but has no one to do it with the bc is far away", "'sometime around midnight' by The Airborne Toxic Event, literally cannot escape it. FML", "[H]ouse starts on Sunday and I`m sad as I can`t afford Sky,", " :: I know the feeling Its a little depressing :S", "Ugh..just starting another 2 hours of behind the wheel for drivers ed", "http://twitpic.com/663vr - Wanted to visit the animals but we were too late", " wow... you`re doing this all through text? I would get tired after a while", "OK, home made pizza tonight, but horrors, I`ve run out of anchovies", ": aww im sorry honey. that stinks", "curses, firewall/proxy server restrictions! it will have to wait until I get home", "omg i am in so much pain ouchies", "tomorrow will be my last day in work.. how sad.. bye Ange", "think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!", " i cantttt. my grandparents are here.", "going to check and make sure no more fishies are dead. poor fishies" ]

[ "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8", "there`s just no air", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "one last stop in Chicago before going back to Miami", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Ahhh so Jealous! Have a nice time and I`ll see you when you get back x", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "home? where the heck are you? Ima be home so soon! iA!", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "you better come back soon! <3", "_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "Im so just heading home", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!", "I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "Oh no I hope you reach him!", "are you all going without me", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "wishing i could be in s�o paulo for the show but fortunately i went to the brasilia one! haha", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "quitting my beloved job... having a long luvly vacation at Koh Tao (turtle island), south of Thailand... SEA, SAND, SUN...WANNA JOIN ME?", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Battery is going to die!", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "what!!!???? where are u guys going!?", "En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "i miss jack n box and whataburger and oooo taco cabanaaaaaa lmao", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "Graduation tonight I`m gonna miss my boys...Mikey, Dustin, Miles, Charlie, Travy, Nicky, John, Jake, all my boys...I love you guys", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "cool. looking forward. san francisco was really nice. didn`t make it out to napa though maybe next time.", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "ur leaving me for a week i know i dont see u everyday but i like the fact that ur in the same city as me", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "_News I should have gone", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "just got back home... bored now", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.", "and i wish i gave you one last kiss", "...No more adventure time", "you will never be the same...", "Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!", "No. I won`t be back until the 7th", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "need to cheer up!", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "brazil LOOOOOOOOVES you, i miss you 24th may, the perfect day off" ]

[ "_ i`m in bed sick atm-been sick since yesterday hru hun?", " What are you confused about?", " Cheese and Onion! Vinegar taste weird on crisps! England`s got loads of weird crisps flavorus lol.. What do you like ? x", "#Java is not working - hmph! Can`t upload photos to #Facebook.", " - Sorry only just seen this - how strange it seems only to happen from my iPhone - perhaps it is a problem with Twitterific", " I`m sorry you`re not having the best day - neither am I though Are you working tonight??", "Uh oh, I am sunburned", " I miss you! Come to Michigan like now....I can`t wait till July", " I`m trying to sleep!!! It`s not working", " Oh noes!! Melted ice cream = do not want.", "We bought a pool instead of going to California. Now the pool is broken and we have wasted our vacation money for the next 2-3 years.", " my internet just crashed i will ttytomorrow.", " nope anthony wrecked his car i have to help him get it running", "bummed i didnt get to see manchester orchestra bc it was sold out, i spent all night buying tv shows on itunes lame", " Yeah, planning to do that actually. Got a Kinokuniya discount card, so I`m going to splurge. Just worried about being overwhelmed.", " just took the Terminator trilogy :-D but what I need is actually TV series and I still can`t find anything tempting" ]

[ "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Off to work I go!", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "I have to go to work with out my and", "wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "ugh.. my dad just told me to read an article about Kavya Shivashankar the spellin bee girl..and be more like her.", "glad to know that the ad display problem was due to a firewall config at yr office. phew!", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "*cough cough hack hack", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.", "Omg! Really? I just ran into a wall", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "Yup, but what they going do??? He`s the Mother Effin Champion!!!! LOL", "hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "you traitor whiskey and coke is my aphrodisiac", "Sitting at work, waiting for this day to be over with. It is always Fridays that take forever. Wish the weekend would get here already.", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "Have a huge block of snack chocolate here. Tis calling my name already", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "#liesboystell buzy this week", "when i fell on my **** today i ripped my blue volcom boxers", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "Good morning in Twitterville. Off to work I go...Chat @ all of u later", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "studying out of spite. whatever.. Wonderful unforgettable weekend with DC", "i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "yay it`s friday... hold on I have to work tomorrow", "lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Great lunch at baby bulls. Now time for work til 930.", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym", "still @ the courthouse! Happy to have a job... sad its this one!", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Iis working until 4 now and really wants geordanos thin crust cheese, black olives, peperoni and mushroom pizza", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped", "I hope I get the job so I can have some steady income and start eating well again. All the cheap food is horrible for you", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!", "Top cashier at work today! woot woot! now off to have a drink...", "Sorry if I`m unsociable I`m loading up stock in the shop, mums making me", "haha!! someone with an axe just popped up at you Scenie!! what did you do???", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "yeah, I have revision to do, but gonna go starbucks instead", "Friends! Come over and give me a massage I can`t sleep.", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "needs my mommy http://plurk.com/p/x116r", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "so this my last week of school then finals yesss", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Gotta sleep, and then off to work", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go", "But why do I have to spend it in the office", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "At work making more $$.. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing I can SHOP some more once I get paid I`m becomin a SHOPAHOLIC hehe", "I live for pain, bring it on", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "ha. nothing any man does is right on mothers day except for taking kids off mum`s hands for whole day", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops" ]

[ " you may have to email the tech support ppl. that`s odd.", "I`m at home recovering from major liver surgery. In alot of pain.", "this time, i really need to shut it.. i`m going to sleep! my head aches badly and i really can`t take it..", "i`m at work starving", "Why do I always have a headache?", "Blackout in the city is never good", " why you stop following me? Was I not cool enough for you?", "One of the most random phone calls ever. My god kill me now.", "Just finished watching the series return of the Chasers War on Everything - really quite **** compared to how it used to be", " whys your cat in pain?", " your knowledge of X-men is starting to scare me", " u witch! im upstate in a **** hick dry county. so no alcohol or ethnic food. im crying.", "the columbus blue jackes may be movieing to anew city to play at thats sad news", "_Cullen oh really!!! i`ve already put all the pics up!! sorry!! http://twitpic.com/61oj0", "I have class tomorrow and tomorrow is Saturday, I hate having class Saturday", "had 2 leave the mrs cuz i have to go 2 work really didn`t want to." ]

[ "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "How I met your mother and Scrubs in role! YEAH! 'Cause I`m FLY!", "here btw, this is not a bot", "audiotistic! sneak your little butt in", "Thanxx for following me", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?", "I hate mondays, but I love `s schedule. HELLO, DIGG REEL!", "Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!", "i have nothing to do", "diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!", "GREEN DAY IS PERFORMING ON SNL NEXT WEEK! sorry, that made me happy and i`m still all ditzy from the Justin Timberlake skits", "signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work", "come overhere then, the Dutch don`t dub might go in an hour #BringTaraBack", "****! Lights off, its presentation time.", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "Morning. Off to school... Ickkk!", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "but im not complaining.", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "oh, left off the smiley face so you knew I was kidding.", "that`s not great guy related??", "'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "Running around town with Kathleen....she`s leaving me for a month..", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Why aren`t you at blue martini with me??", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "studying out of spite. whatever.. Wonderful unforgettable weekend with DC", "???? ? ??????, ?????? ????????,Basquash,K-ON,07-Ghost,Sengoku Basara,Valkyria Chronicles,RequiemForThePhantom,EdenOfTheEast.", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?", "LOL! Thanks for showing me `s site. I won`t tell hubby if you won`t.", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "i`m not being mean", "Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone", "last week and I interviewed and we told him you are the FB queen! Glad to see you both connected", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "death cab for cutie and slouchy barets its a good way to start the day.", "is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "wow...you leave facebook alone for the weekend and get 60 new notifications. WHEW!", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "Gotta get ready to leave....Alec and I are going hunting outside of Volterra. This should be fun. Talk to everyone later.", "really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it", "great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "2pm today is Quiz Time at the Goat! Game shows to play and prizes to be won! Plus `Toss Off Tommy` for free drinks! Today from 2! x", "I go into the room for the first time in weeks and you`re off cleaning", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit", "Am good thanks, what`s Miami saying? How come u wrote to me?", "Hi! Im Barb frm IA. New to tweetin. Enjoy reading ur tweets. U seem like a wonderful person..I KNOW ur a wonderful actress", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "- haha you do that mate btw have you seen a film called american history x starring edward norton", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "hahaha my uncle does that coz my aunty is a **** who left her kids", "_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "LOL NOPE, saw a show on TV that claimed so, figured i`d try and get my own non-media stats", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "good morning 6.15 am: plans for the day ...nope, nothing interesting", "Old enough to know better, young enough to not CARE!", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "{cont} that right their is why fake btches shouldnt mess with Real ones... ahhh I love it Real btches excite me", "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "what about Your Body by Tom Novy or Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders. They are from 04/05. Good memories from these songs", "I`m doing an experiement", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", ". you left me first .. and left your bed here for me to look at" ]

[ " have an amazing time with your mommas tomorrow! Show them how much they mean to you Whatever you do they will love it", "were playing at 7 @ club impact tomorrow! finally got shirts! woopity doo! i want a slurpeeee sooo bad right now", "Is upset that he didn`t get his 24 fix tonight", "Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!", "Oh I`m really tired of these migraines! #Endometriosis & #Fibromyalgia & #Migraines & sleep probs just compoundin ea other since surgery", " I am so sorry.", "plus it hurts seeing sum1 you love falling for someone else! not even kidding im wellllllllllllll gutted. **** ****", " gah! no money..... at least not for bakugan", "okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night", " ugh I`m not doin too good", "This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.", "Aaaaaaaa!! I hate **** winshit!!", "Ah, the bank holiday shift at work. What fun", " sorry didn`t get to see you", " It does it sometimes - it should come back ;) And the car thing sucks - I feel all anxious and yucky now", " I miss you!!!! It`s lonely and empty without you! http://yfrog.com/3o3zxoj" ]

[ "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", ", ahhhhhhh so excited for july 21 (: ecxept stupid australia won`t get it til like decembbberrrrrrrr but stilll ahhh! congratss.", "_august84 haha... may be.. hehe.. I might have been imported. but i love the heat... love playing football on a hot day....", "_dayne OMG!!! Yr like a goddess to me. Prove yr love & love will lead u back are 2 of my fav old skool tracks x", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP", "are you getting my messages or do you have to add me to recieve them, soz I`m new to this", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "Got the CofO to late didn`t close today Will close Monday....back out to meet a buyer tonight to show a few homes to", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "Oh I beg of you to add just a 3rd nite in Dublin in October... PLEEEEEEEASSSEEEEEEE", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "Did we hear our name ? Thanks Ankit, get them on to our parlour #HokeyPokeyBandra", "video is not available to us foreigners", "I cancelled a run in favour of... staying in. Wish I monies for pubulation tho", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "voted for on CMT.com", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "I designed a new shirttttt.", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Happy Star Wars Day, may the 4th be with you my lil` 12yr old bro is at home playing with a lego AT-AT and dozens of stormtroopers.", "Oh great, Radio Disney doesn`t crash with the latest webkit, so my kid can run it again. HEY WAIT.", "ummm not with me?", "thank you isay kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?", "Ha Thats good. Thats why I love my boys, cos they never stir up the hatred that the mighty red scum do Everyone loves City", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "_ricardo road movies indies rule haha", "'toys'??? Advanced load carrying system. Low-cost 1-man outdoor shelter. I didn`t get the Wolverine glove", "_d you`re gonna take good care of that little baby and he`s gonna be a strong boy, that`s for sure", "Um, why arent episodes 1-14 of Lost season 5 on abc?! Good thing Im going to Vegas in the am to keep me distracted from this tragedy.", "LOL! good men watch the flicks w/us and just sigh! this is a good flick so far it`s called 'Because I Said So'", "bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol", "I`m concerned for that family", "Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "I really need to update this more.", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I thought all the Apple Store and/or Best Buy guys wanted on?!", "sheboygan / teekay / other kids / fight / angus / ryan / mall / mcdonalds / high / party / beer pong / drink / drive home. fun night", "Oh, are we pushing the #GQMF trend tonight? Awesome. (I am woefully behind on my ontd_startrek reading )", "has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..", "you know, i would love to see 5 lies editors believe about writers. #justsayin", "nice work buying coda dude! It`s a great app! Unfortunately, I bought it when it was the full $99USD #jealous", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "How in heckitty did I forget that one?", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "yeah but they had to come barcelona, because not all the fans can be in that concert COME BARCELONA! JESSI TE QUIERO", "just got sold out from UP", "Hope you`ll be able to join us for future editions", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "something we all need sometime", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "Thanks! Actually, when I first got my twitter, my pictures wouldn`t upload either. But they upload, it just takes a", "Because pop culture is beautiful. Also, you can`t pull weeds wrong. I promise. You can practice on my yard if you are nervous", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "i wish i had more chicken wings", "Shhhweeeet-jay-z, bros back from from prom", "As appealing as that is and the fact I would hop on it pretty quick, I dont wanna impose on your sacred bday hun with ur friends", "recorded some of a new song today! u wont hear it for a long time thooo... we might play it at shows tho! so comeeeeee", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "wating for the next metal gear", "msn-ing. no school shouldn`t there be more bank holidays? x", "_Sprigge Keen skydivers take off thousands of times in planes but rarely land in them", "it was apparently a request by the guests", "can`t set up my phone on twitter", "i`ll have to be more creative in choosing my next alias. Adding the N to the front obviously was not stealthy enought.", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "_kiss I can`t find it on YouTube only the concert versions....HELP!!!", "u don`t know harajuku lovers?", "ok i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.", "Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting", "No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!", "Sold bikes faster than expected, and we are running out of sizes. Luckily the single speeds are on the ocean now! ETA - EO June.", "Rice is ready to eat.Off now to watch Comet 2009!The most important music price in germany.Wow n Lisa arrives around 12p.m. Still 2 hours", "Well, another family was chosen for the child we interviewed for back to looking for another kid", "Trying to fix my background", "Ideas gallore!! Rock Opera FTW!!!! Yes tweets Kayleigh and I are writing a rock opera. For more info email us: CoatAndKay.com", "Do you not like turtles?", "The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit", "how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?", "I listening Your album on youtube. So awesome. But i can`t buy it", "_and_Easy when will these stores in Sacramento open? Been waiting and nothing", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "thanks...do you guys have a showroom as well? Wanted to chk them out in the flesh. Quite cool lamps and the wife is impressed", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?", "they can`t be in their carriers anymore?", "had a kickass day full of Seaworld, retarded 15 year old guys, and X-Men Origins. Win day?", "can sum1 tells me how 2 vote 4 miley? it seems sum peeple r still voting i went 2 mtv.com nd it seems i cant vote", "see most people didn`t like deadpool cause it wasn`t true to the comics, I`m guessing you like Ryan Reynolds", "OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle", ":o Wow only just found out new xbox is called xbox720 , how did i not no im a geek ...", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Christa`s Mothers Day card, deep in the build phase. - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6e", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "http://twitpic.com/4wukt - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best", "in media still havnet found ipod", "Yes. Me too. I can`t understand why they have to do that. I mean, I know it`s all about Hollywood, but this thing is called love.", "Great first impressions about the little netbook- they only downside is there is no access hatch to upgrade the RAM", "http://twitpic.com/4jcjj - Boagsie actually is still this small lol - him at 4 years old", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "Y am i still awoke @ 5:12 a.m" ]

[ "but now i have no money for a phone", " I have a bird living with me. So I have to find other ways to kill these **** things beside the exterminator. #vegas it sucks", " I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "So many farewell parties! sad to see people leaving ..", " and if you want to leaveeeee I can guranteee, you won`t find nobody, else like meeee", "FB is boring and i wanna sing RIGHT NOW..! *-*", "Ugh talk to me someone I`m really bored.", " Actually, I also thought Mother`s Day was May 31st until I was remembered of Pentecost Uselessly complicated, I would say", " to mast ladki patata hai chal jiske sath bhi jaye khush rehna...will miss u my love... #twpp", "offically in DC ..... missing my numero uno", "Just burned my tongue!!", "my little booboo is sick", "just woke up, its laura`s last full day here Last night we watched embarrassing home movies", "revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing", "fear crept in but it`s already been dismissed. now let me do this thing right, coz this time the feelings are there and it`s so different", "My neck hurts a lot." ]

[ "why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr", "Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though", "endodontist should be able to do it without removing it. Just hope my ceramic crown doesn`t shatter some time later", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "How is it that my preschoolers can bowl over a hundred when they weigh only 35-40 lbs? Today was there last day for the year.", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "_Honi Might be cute to do a little picture book called 'The little book of boring'", "in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "love it when my sister brags! but she`s too tired too spell bowling right! haha its ok I <3 her!!", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "Going to start very small, like $0.10 or $0.50 Then slowly to higher stakes", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "awww ) where`d you get that? hugh is so thin. no traces of being wolverine yet. btw, who`s that other guy besides RDJ?", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "On way to Birmingham.. Sewing in the van. Punk.", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x", "Is Watching Britains Got Talent, & Is biting her nails. Please don`t come off black nail varnish", "yeah, I also had to do a paper.. I only have one more final left: algebra.. & I take it on my birthday!! (june 3)", "Well it would seem that you can enter nine 0s if you are an Individual without a SSN/ITIN or EIN according to Apple. Hurray!", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.", "I`m making a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "OMG, I get the $50 coupon from them all the time, do you?? I`m obsessed with their catalog when it comes in the mail", "at work closing files", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "Sydney - Toyota - Landcruiser - 1996 - $10,000 - new ad received and will be posted on the HCC site soon", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "WELL i do not think i am getting a call anytime soon. PAINTING MY NAILS!", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "Invasion of the Old Ladies has just ended, still have to clean up not going to be able to make it to the tweetup tonight.", "_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.", "there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html", "download iEmoticons from the AppStore. 0,79�. But cool", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.", "I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl", "_n Where can I get some?", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "Not so much a substitute as a variation. Ate too much, too. Oof", "What kind of help do you need with Machine embroidery? I may bea able to help", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "I`m currently using MicroPlaza which I found via a link in the comments on your blog http://bit.ly/ABRJp", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "I will be sending it to you when I get my first check if I make enough lol I have only worked like 8 hours so far", "And, yes. I <3 mac, if only it weren`t so expensive", "Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "after 4 years of trying, my cat today figured out how to open the under-the-sink cupboard. time for a target run to buy safety locks", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "Starting some work on final year project. Just making some test pieces in flash to see how things could work. Listning to iPod too", "this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr", "So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "My husband just went fishing How come knitting keeps you at home? I need a lady hobby that lets me get out of cooking.", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "losing weight check the pic", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "...thanks for the shout out...you might be right about the starving thing.... little lol", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", "oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Seems like i`m the only person over here doing postal voting for the upcoming election ... been there already twice to get the documents", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha" ]

[ "I really want a milkshake. I have no money.", " Hell yes. I`m too late.", " Hey I was scared last night at 3:17 because of you... and I had several bad nightmares", "Sad that Gmail chat has died, so I can`t help ", " I would much rather you didn`t punch yourself in the face...it might hurt", "i`m bored : hope your wlan will go today!", "I don`t think my friends like me anymore (via #zenjar )", " i hate it. it should just be english all day everyday", "im @ the eye doctors & had to bring trinity with me cause my mom fell down the stairs today & broke her toe. ugh", "I don`t think the coffee at work agreed with my tummy", "My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink", "_Bee same here : / Coincidently, my friend just cancelled our movie date", "sadd.. last night in fl.. going back to AR tomorrow", "UGH! I have GOT TO STOP biting my nails grrrrr", "This week has been so lonely without gossip girl xoxo", "J Ross you can`t leave the killers still singing and run the titles - you should have been edited out for more music - happy - not" ]

[ "Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD", "Tomorrowland central hasn`t gotten confirmation that I`m signed off on Star Tours, so just waiting to see if they can give me a shift.", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "Me to, oh well maybe one day", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "oh!, I wanna buy Just That Girl - Drew Seeley, but I`m not allowed I`m talking itunes store)", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "BTW I STILL can`t believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me", "So i guess im stuck in the LOBBY", "Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "Demoing with Gary burr!!! So excited to get some 'girls' music on tape!! Missing Tayla", "guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it", "thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "maybe tonights the night to pick it up again?", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job", "That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser", "had a fun time at the concert! almost got a picture with Taylor Momsen, freakin next in line then she left!", "woop rehearsing songs Yep, sounds even enough to me", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "That`s the song I mean", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "GREEN DAY IS PERFORMING ON SNL NEXT WEEK! sorry, that made me happy and i`m still all ditzy from the Justin Timberlake skits", "This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "alas, I am moving (like where i`m moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya", "at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "getting ready for the concert tonight! YAY!", "Happy Mothers Day! Will be going out later at 6 pm to watch a well renowned group of singers!", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Last time in the drama room", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "got back from the party...suprisingly awesome, NEED to dance more often! overall, awesome night", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "Listening to music, Texting . umm Msn lol. bit bored . lol. Garth Brooks wooo i love him hehe . <3", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "back at school again. almost weekend. oh wait, i gotta work from eight to four tonight", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "Going home but when i get home , BLACK BERRY ! WOO HOO . . . and get to see presten ! <3", "Awake, man, i need to go to sleep, i gots to wake up early for church tomorow.", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "_Doll Yes! I live in Milwaukee and would love to attend a closing talk", "i hope that happens tomorrow, then ill be there ;) (Providing my dad gets better to take me )", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "I day til NYC!!!! and the journey soon begins!!! Music baby", "yea i just got outta one too....i want him back tho but i feel the same way...i`m cool on dudes for a lil while", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "Listening to some house music!(what else?) I got a gig in San Francisco next Friday. BE THERE details on my www.myspace.com/djspy", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "Once again another late night. But I scored a mojito, so ..." ]

[ " but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it XD", " hahahah of course they have such a nasty display picture :`)", "and because I wasn`t having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick", " yeah man, they brought it back on the market a couple years ago...it scarce through", "_O_C I`m seriously screwed I haven`t studied at all!!!! :`(", "Just loaned out a set of aerobars to team mate for tomorrow`s Texas Cup race at Alkek. Bummed I won`t be there.", "Ugh i hate not having my car!! i miss you my little ford focus!!!", "wat a stressful week i jus hope everything falls into place 4me", "Ugh sittin at work waiting for the carpets to be cleaned. I was suppose to be out by 7", "Very sad that my camera is in the hands of the Geek Squad. 2-3 weeks!", "eating my roommate`s cereal. sorry bro", "gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...", "Why does my boss have to come in today.....", "has stuff to do but refuses to do them. :[", " Not a fan of the layout change of hyperlinks. I don`t like the indentation and, well, I`m clicking and no link shows.", " we always miss each other, don`t we?" ]

[ "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "on a day like this...", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt.", "I got so much gray hair all of a sudden. I just ordered me some Garnier Roasted Coffee from drugstore.com, well see how that goes.", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.", "I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "It`s sunny and I feel really well today! Yippeee!", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "Pictures of Cassie from the Crawfish Boil make me smile real big Also, my desktop is still fail. Ultimate fail. It hates me.", "why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "_Rocks Just spurted Fanta out of my mouth laughing at that!", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace", "haha ...i`ll let you know how the show was ... hope here in romania they will show it on Mtv.Sunday morning I have an exam", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "i wish it was summer", "Holy moley! It`s raining cats and dogs here! And I just got snazzified by Min at Salon Mint!", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita... The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "http://twitpic.com/67fcj - what i have to resort to wearing today cause i haven`t finished my laundry. lol.", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "I also have a certain CD from camp that a certain somebody gave me... Yeah, there`s this guy in the video that`s really frickin hot!", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "I say 'oh man..' jovani asks, 'did you just call me an old man?' haha", "kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "went swimming with the fam for over 2 hours! we`re a little toasty", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "LOVING the hot weather forecast for the rest of the week!!!! Summer is almost heeeeere", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?", "liking my fake tan orange colour", "UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "About to get my wisdom teeth pulled!", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "It`s supposed to be even hotter today than yesterday. Wearing shorts to work.", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "beach...yummy steak and catching up on `lost` with my man...lovely day", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "It would still involve me standing up. lol. Windows are too high up. Guess im just gonna have to go out", "A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "starting off my day with a little Northern Light", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL", "how fun!! I like the beach, but I tend to get really dark fast.", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "No shoes for me.", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "hope this day will be nice as the sun that are upon us", "Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "it`s been so nice all day, and now it looks like it`s going to rain...just when i was getting excited about taking photos when i get home", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow" ]

[ "i seriously need to live somewhere fabulously queer. i miss being around **** people", "2 days without sleep and now a migraine. I thought life postR01 was meant to be relaxing", "I miss the old... HA, HA. I can`t tell that person`s name.", "My coffee got cold blah!", " Welcome to Glasgow Felix, sorry I cant be there tonight", "While driving u come across aggressive driving behaviour by another driver. U should... Chase the car 2 tell the driver how to drive", "oh kasa, please lose the hair do", "Wow. That hurt way worse than i thought it would.", "The Oddo`s grandfather passed away in his sleep", " I can`t direct message you for my free lunch", " I`m so sorry do you want me to call? If not I will be on aim in a couple of hours if you need to vent", "im back to this z-index problem...again", "I am so bored. My homework is done for my master`s program and It`s Friday nite wit nutin to do.", "Not to mention hw fat ima get frm wrk n here.", "Why are we busy ugh I have the largest headache", "7846 - almost catching up, so gonna kick her ****, and woop i will b joing the 10k mile high club soon" ]

[ "thanks! I will try #boarding out", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "'A hike in the woods with four little kids couldn`t be that exhausting, right? Wrong.' LOL.. Try downright masochistic!", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "Lol, eBay? You laugh now...juuuuuust wait.", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "there`s just no air", "idkk if il get to see it again", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "What a meeting... YAY more work for me", "I wish I could work like you, dude...", "I like the last part in your methodology.", "quite all right. **** sounds better than clock coming from a female anyway", "_SUPRNATURAL ok thanx very much u can send me the answer by private mail if u like but would be sooo cool wish i was in birmingham", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Feeling inspired this evening, huh?", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Here, have fun with this: http://bit.ly/PlNm4", "im thinking that im going to have fun tonight....and maybe some changes are coming", "oh hahah thats ok then", "I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "its just one of those days....", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "proper cba with out!", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "is needing to make a new video", "Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.", "Ok, shortened urls are fine and all but, please, give me more context other than just 'cool'. Not everyone has 'url-auto-expand'", "Tempted to buy MAC at ACW....even though I don`t need anything....but I want to try dazzleglasses", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "I dont get twitter Someone help me!", "I`m sure would know of more", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "lol yeah I guess you have a point", "Yes, we just need ppl to vote. GET OUT THE VOTE. ;) Ciao for now. Till tomorrow...Is Anybody Listening? Yes, I am. Night!", "Not quite sure what ace of cakes is or are. Gosh I`m tired. Loved bride wars. Fun night.", "wants to go home.", "Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.", "I`m getting back into again", "eating nothing, drinking water, about to watch a movie, join me?", "is having a lazy sunday", "dont you have a uk say now?", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "Reading, cryin, reading, laughin... Enjoying the ride while being enlightened and inspired by letters to a young sister!! Thx Hill.", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "Good Morning Twits! Let`s makes today x100 better than the one before! Start runnin", "I need to look at apartments tomorrow", "One interlock down one to go", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "hahah, you own lab.hr I own lab.ba, seems that we think in similar ways", "Around better.. How are you ?", "`Allo there twitter how are we today?", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy", "_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "my guys call me ``Bart of the critical questions``. I`m guessing that`s a good thing. #zeropoint.IT", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "PANGE???!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA. You two could meet up for drinks.", "Ok so any ideas of what to do tomorrow to make it fun? Cause i dont know what to do", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "thinking lots of revision tomorrow woo, hope it a sunny one.", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "hey hey hey b", "few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "coool thanks a lot ****", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "Yes, we will! We should maybe do it in a DM though so we don`t annoy our followers. Thought of that too late. Good night!", "not the same.. Can we party tonight jig", "But is right: This is like the Cape Breton coal mines but ++. No lessons learned.", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "Digging the ideas behind railsbridge (http://railsbridge.org/)", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "anytime that`s what Im here for *giggles*", "Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love", "Playing hooky from work again so we can go see UP. I hope we get along.", "needs 1000 words for 502 part 2 .... then freedom ..... until another few assignments and exams", "A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "facepalm hope the interview is a choice and not a forced thing...", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "I don`t have the app that does it", "No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "tell me what you think of Pride Prejudice and Zombies . . . if you`re not all hyped up on sugar", "A little bit of good news.", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "Let me know how that turns out!!", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua" ]

[ "Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend", " .��?????��. i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend. nyt life sux here", "Feelin really awful. Having mono sux so much. Omg...listening to music", "is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!", " Sadly I think I know exactly were you put it--in the expired drawer Those things have a life span of less than two years", "Oh hey, look, North Korea are going to kill us all; or at least some of us.", "i got a bruise on my foot out if nowhere! it hurts!", " I`m SO jealous- it`s pouring right now", " Ha, if i was , I would be pointing out the irony of that last spelling mistake. With swearing.", " ow shitttt i cant come get drunk ihave to go to a photo shoot in portsmouth or sumfink owwwwwwwwwwwww", "the neighborhood gas station is gone, kaput, out of business. No more convenient trips for ice or whatevs. over 3 miles now to travel..", " You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???", " but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol", "_x little Taylor? i feel sorry for the way she spells her name", "Irony: Inventor of Ford Mustang can`t keep his car http://tinyurl.com/lpmvtk via :", " maybe I missed my chance this time" ]

[ "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "shows how twitaddicted you can get", "twitter is trippin right now with my pic", "morning how are you?", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "i learnt something new today", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "he should be an honourary fluffette, such lovely hair (what`s left )", "Job??????? Not so much.", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "About to take a shower. Then see how annas doing", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "I can`t have any.", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "im at scotts being a fatty", "I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbbrrrrrrrrr", "hav a pork scratching", "I have to go to work now.", "*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.", "I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "I don`t know how to use this", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "DEMI YOU WERE SO PRETTY WITH YOU`RE BANGS AND EVERYTHING .YOU LOOK TOO GROWN UP IN THIS PICTURE i liked your bangs.", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "dude there is no sun here.", "I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one", "I prefer overcast days too. Sorry it`s hot where you are.", ". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "cool its my P", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "Of the back of their heads http://yfrog.com/0zywwj", "I love my hair blowin in the wind", "Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "my day is going way too fast", "i guess i`ll do both since i cant really decide which one to choose", "just got back from rachael`s house", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "I don`t want to quit my job.", "yep - three things: a good haircut, the ability to listen and the value of not taking yourself too seriously", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "G`day Thanx for following.", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "u don`t have school today????", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "just made my day: http://tinyurl.com/cumqmv", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "I feel sorry for your nails. lol... I feel fine thank you", "thats my moan for the day", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "http://twitpic.com/4jg09 - haha she looks a little like u charlie lol", "yay cheerleading when im sick. its gonna be a fun night peoples", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "hope yer ok hunny", "I really need a job.", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "I`m definitely make-up challenged. So, curling lashes and `tined` moisturiser? Does this tip come with a glossary?", "haha! sorry to hear that", "My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck", "is looking for a job", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "wish u could rub my head too", "Im hungry and its cold", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "I think i need some new friends", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "The sun is wonderful but makes me feel incredibly fat.. The less clothes and more exposure thing today I diet. Again......", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "I am trying to figure out how to use Twitter", "thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "looks like your having fun", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "i haven`t got a text back! sod her i looks fabulous!", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "OK Just a thought that occured to me..." ]

[ "isnt very happy about the fact that her back is hurting today", "Counting the hours of lost sunshine until the Weekend", "oh no, i need new work shoes...i broke this one!", " Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape", "I hate dreaming that your at some awesome party and you wake up at home, there was jager at the party too", "Now every Saturday till 8/4 for work. sucks. And no Friday or Monday off for July 4th either.", "well dnt really knw wot to do stay wit some 1 who doesnt want 2 b wiv me or move home to rents after 4yr of bein away", "just got home. im so effin sad", "is cursing AB`s wardrobe handles. One drew blood", "#itsucks when everyone but the one i want to text me is texting me!", "big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X", " Yeah, I`m behind on my classic cinema calendar-making. I haven`t had time to go see any anyway.", " OMG....that is soooo sad.", " exactly the same problem i am having with pure classical music, i cant njoy it", "gosh im bored. its early..n i wanna go..to sleeeepp why am i at work? *kay<3*", " Im not getting any treatments, we are just gonna hang out at the pool and the hot tubs." ]

[ "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "lol. i get about the same reaction when i mention my new goal - kona triathlon now that boston marathon is done.", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "Any city person want to trade n live in the country? House comes w racoons n skunks livin under deck. *sigh*", "gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter", "_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "Home now. Some invaders have taken over my base", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too", "Last day of the TV up-fronts w/ our colleagues from Sydney, Paris, London...", "just got home and counting the days till friday", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol ****", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "going 2 watch Dogtown, hope it`s not too sad!", "thanx mang! shes due in june 12th and yezzzir the first baby! -drummer boi", "last I looked. Hi back...", "... you mean the fam , minus ahugs", "Well best of luck", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "cool that`s good. You back on trains for a while?", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "has finished exams.... has (almost) moved out of halls and is leaving london tomorrow", "Don`t worry, you`ll get your stamina back soon What kind of distances do you run usually?", "At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks", "_west one day the hubs and I WILL take one of those. There`s actually a missions cruise that we want to go on. It has music too.", "back to work.. with no distractions..", "YES!! REPRIEVE!! One paper pushed back until Friday! That leaves just three more pages due by 4:00pm... not even a problem.", "after 11 months....back to twitter again", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course", "Missed Justin on SNL! AGHHH! Just when I started to love him again, yes it`s one of those weeks.", "OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?", "BOYSTOWN. I`ll leave for Eastwood in 3hours.", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "Hi! We get to try out new restos..so yea, it fuunn Let`s have dinner when you get back!", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Sitting in an almost empty dorm, waiting for jordan to come to take some last things and say good bye. He graduates tomorrow.", "How dare you apologize to the UK for being gone for a while but don`t apologize to america for never touring here at all!!!", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "Homey missed da bus.", "14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders", "Ok all have hit the point of relaxation.. heading to bed sleep well and Happy Mother`s day to all you Moms out there!! Night", "understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies! ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da", "Nope. Just come back to CT", "is hoping that she left her bb at home and didn`t lose it on the Metro", "Good Morning All! Hope everyone is doing well on this Monday! Thanks for all the #followfriday recos! I am blessed!", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.", "On way home tonight I saw a newspaper headline `Susan Boyle quits....` surely not true", "http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home", "lost my BA115 enlisted class in CRS!! ( whyyyy. hindi naman conflict or whatever. ang labo ng CRS grabe. T.T", "mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that`s my life. Is it sleeptime for you?", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "out of commish for a few days in ATL with fam. Just saw the updates to the .net website... Looks AWESOME!", "; i think you should come back to brisbane, australia. we loved you here", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Seems like i`m the only person over here doing postal voting for the upcoming election ... been there already twice to get the documents", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "Nice action shot: http://bit.ly/m8zfx I miss working a pole. __ dont you see clients everyday? lol", "Redskins release Jon Jansen. That guy put in a ton of sweat and bruises for the team. He will be missed. http://tinyurl.com/mdewfk", "I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?", "Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!", "Am busy yes...But then always am. Hope you had a great time traveling. Where did you go? Welcome back!", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "See you later lovely ladies. Be Good & I love you millions ****", "my last full week of school!", "next year will be sweeet", "TAYLOR! are you back in Nashville now..or LA? well, how was your trip? did ya have fun? love ya girly!", "july 8th flight gets in, my mate here is on about goin hm early so am all", "FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home", "just got home from the last day of school. graduation tomorrow.", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "Every day is Mother`s Day.... Don`t wait for 1 of 365 days to come around to show your mom how much you appreciate and love her.", "going to bed. night", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "just got back from tori`s. watching shark boy and lava girl", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "I am going to work than, ill be home, and im going to look for my camera since it must be lost in my house. everyone have a wonderful day", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "Morning Ali a big thank you for yesterday love you always xxxx. You out on the bike today? Don`t forget to get a helmet ok", "The Renegades last day was today and...well... he`s gone... didn`t catch him Gutted... Closest he came to Greenock was Kilmacolm!", "guess Ill drive it back nine hours", "and we`re back in buisiness", "Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee", "gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "I soooo need to catch up on all this NEW stuff!! Going to the airport to fly home from VEGAS", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "why is it your last EVER uk tour ?? x", "night Diana and if you travel soon take care", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "One final down, two to go!" ]

[ " Ok well from the pic i take it you do. Thats unlucky . Lmao", "In Seattle Washington....im SOOOOO hungry&i miss alaska", "The Killers are coming to TD Banknorth in Boston on 9/4 at 7:30pm. And, I can`t go. Everyone else should go though! Tickets on sale Sat.", "I had a nightmare last night *cry* I think I am scarred for life!", "is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair", "cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me", "This is how much hair falls off everytime I shower. It`s more sad than disgusting http://yfrog.com/6p190aj", " Sorry to hear that, dude", "OMG. Period cramps are FTL. So much pain.", " My right ear`s been blocked up today bit like when you`ve got water in it. Any idea`s 2 clear it? don`t like putting liquid in", " tell him ill beat him up if he doesnt share", "I`m boredddd. The day has gone quick I don`t like it!", " you didn`t come to see the hosts at hilton mr. thomas. we spent lots of money for nothing. that`s boring", "Really disappointed I can`t make it to bloomington for launch party tonight if you`re around you should check it out", "darn it. I did it again.! keep forgetting that darn 'D' for DM`s.....", " How vile are people, they have to remove things that have a value" ]

[ "Well it would seem that you can enter nine 0s if you are an Individual without a SSN/ITIN or EIN according to Apple. Hurray!", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "Want 2 transfer my Naini trip pictures 2my comp so I can upload thm on web bt i dnt hv my USB Snt few via multimedia @ 5 Rs/pic. Expnsiv!", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "Hiya! You might want to delete and retweet - the link to your blog doesn`t work", "via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "oh and i forgot my cell at home thankgod for this crackberry", "nope, would be no music", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw", "Nope, thank God, not on Air... It`s a REAL application, compiled code...", "to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.", "My twitterberry wont work on my friends and me", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "wants to listen to musiq soulchild, but it is not on the iPod", "_artillero Hahaha. Sana someone`s selling the full version of 'Coding Workshop Photo Recovery Wizard' CD! Demo mode lang eh", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "_Fizz he`s really not into new people I dunno em but he said he`d try", "but i know i can`t", "no more brother for 2 weeks.....", "'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "No one to rub it in", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!", "Damm it! I didn`t get a pic of niamh with her 3D glasses on", "and dont tell burnsy - but no comparison between the rocky mountains and mountains in enlgland", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "Heading to the office through a very quiet Stockholm, at least its not sunny", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "She didn`t make the challenge", "thank you isay kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?", "crazy, we live in a small world, and now u live in covina huh? Thas where im @ but back to chino i goooo", "he`s not logging in yet. and i doubt if he will check his his replies here in twitter. but we must keep on trying!", "@ 102.7 KIIS-FM hey, I can`t seems to get ryan`s show online, what`s not right then?", "No plans tonight? .............", "Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era", "the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "_WOCKEEZ i wish i can go. But i`m not in US", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha", "took my computer in for a new dvd drive & screen wouldn`t come back on Had to order new computer & wait...", "Looking for desktop twitter app that will actually let you access URLs, any suggestions? I liked Twittle but no linking", "... Thanks Okiebud! I get the message..Sorry, the content you selected is not currently available..", "Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel", "Driving to work running late like always..... No time for starbucks", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me", "no not that expensive windows or linux", "So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "Adem in, adem uit", "you didnt send me the text", "I can`t Vote 4 u a the MTV movie awards. There is no vote button. Is it cause i live in sweden? I wanna vote 4 u 2 u rock xo", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "Really! No even a little bit of #pane", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "Back in a mo. Cover Girls hubby on fb chat. She not seen him for 5 months", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.", "bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill", "I`m in a traffic jam", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Bai KT and I have decided that at my Disney wedding we will have a parade and a mushroom trampoline float that KT and Bai will jump on", "After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly", "is off to somewhere.", "- Welcome to Minnesoooooooota. Free up some time this trip to catch up! Won`t be at Cliquot Club though; they closed", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "_kritt GPS location: http://bit.ly/SPW5s here I am", "Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR", "_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "Snap To Grid. I just realized that I haven`t seen Iqbal in 5 days.", "Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?", "nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape", "Signup for Dojo workshop in Munich (http://tinyurl.com/ct83ub ) ends today. Hurry up", "No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot", "twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "yeah, not meant to be", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "tea... Mmmm crispy but no cake Have headphones!", "Good luck with the footage - none of the stations are breaking in live with it", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "Finally installed ovi in mobile. it would have been good if it could be downloaded to comp and installed to mobile. Frickin 3MB download", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia", "and that prob wont happen....", "haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything", "my phne blocks text", "tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers", "i love you but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina really really love you mitchel!" ]

[ " It`s just a shame what wisdom comes with age, but age destroys youth", " CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?", "annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes. When I explicitly saved.", "Well just left six flags. Didn`t get to ride what i wanted to. Bummer. maybe next time.", " Yes it`s herrrrr. Dude, I`m gonna **** cry.", "Waiting for an email that will probably never arrive. ED later, Consti study after then hopeless bumming.", "Whyyy am I still awake when I have to work at 8?! This is not good", "Tweeting from the tarmac at Cork Airport. Delayed", "massive headache going to see terminator tonight!", " trouble is i don`t think any of this is helping my wrists.", " Yes I think so unless it changed. I sent u a happy mothers day text but u never responded back", "Going off BC is making me break out.", "Woke up early! Still sick", "Why can`t i find any jewellry for my dressssss?", "Can`t give blood within a year of getting a tattoo so I can`t give...Im gutted", " thats rough. hubby had knee surgery but it did help him in the end. Let us know the results. We`ll keep him in our prayers" ]

[ "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "sleep sounds good right about now", "_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin", "First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all", "What`s all your fault?", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "just at home, not much going on, had a long day", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "Ok, time for bed. Good night Twitter", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.", "am alive but at work finish at 1300 sun is out", "Goodnight and Goodbye ?", "took the most amazing power nap ever. now its starbucks time.", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "thanks to follow. have a nice rest", "Perfect way to end a totally boring day? Sleep. Goodnight", "1:30am goin to sleeeeep", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", "It`s a windy and rainy day", "whoa, I`ve got to go to bed, night!", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along", "CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "Got back from helping my sis with stuff for my niece`s 1st birthday. I saw a PSP/DS lite car charger in Toy Kingdom SM for only P250!!", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Adobe After Effects and MS SQL Server...nice. would it be nicer if I just sleep?", "Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977", "*waves to make it all OK again*", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "cant get onto twitter on the Internet", "Tired. About to climb into bed and fall asleep. I hope this weekend will be fun... I only have a couple of weeks left", "napppinggg, then work 7 - 11", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "should be going nfg tonight", "Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*", "We in bed now.", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Need a nap but I have to take 4 trains now", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "fresh prince and sleepy sleeps my nightly routine gotta go to Dmv early tmrw", "D`oh...forgot the ferry turns around before going. So much for sitting in the sun. And the other side deck is closed.", "Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day niiiiiiiights yall", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "Off tha internet now Txt it", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.", "Good night everyone...... Time to go mimmiz......", "better get some sleep soon. she has to get up and go to Sunday meetin` so she can pass out invites to her jewelery party.", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Good morning to you, however it`s night time for me, so I am off to bed *hugs* Have a great day", "Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "bye for now people .", "Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!", "lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "its a hott tuuneee,", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "feeling nice... got a big **** smile on my face for no reason take my **** to sleep right? lol", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )", "Wango tango!!! Good night all", "awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "Coming to the end of my vacation.", "I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..", "Had nicotine replacement patch on for 4 hours. So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "Ed is awake! But Andy doesn`t feel so hot so she`s still sleeping.", "hope ya sleepin well guys still here", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "my phne blocks text", "i don`t have any of that", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "Laying in the dark thinking of you." ]

[ " Ahh dang of course it had to do that She better e-mail you back fast!", "i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw", " sadly that is so true", "I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology", " I�m sorry for that", "is tired if ppl **** talking", "Is still tired due to late nights out and work and has to b up early again 2moro 4 work bad times!", "i feel like watching a disney movie...too bad we dont have a vcr anymore", "I wanna go to the extra show really bad", "_cm Didn`t drink enough for a hangover, just tired and over worked", "Sick. With a flu like thing.", " im really sorry i know wallah how u feel this life is shittttttttt", " wheres the music mannnn!!?? my inbox is still empty", " not all of them You`ll be missing mine and everybody else`s on the east coast!!!!!", "Just finished reading Chuck Palahniuk`s 'Pygmy' and kind of hated it. I`m really disappointed; I had pretty high hopes for this one.", "On my way to work, I`m kinda sad" ]

[ "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "got a case of the bubblies.", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "OOooOO -- no, I have not! Glad to hear it was incredible, though! I still have it bookmarked to try sometime", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "i was at the outlets too", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "just finished the exam. I did ok, I guess.", "11:11 I made a wish", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "wassup with u this morning.", "Thanks for the well wishes and hope ur day is also quite successful", "I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it! lol", "just helping myself to some caramel digestives", "Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "wish u was in the D!", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !", "thanks for agreeing with me", "Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!", "is it normal for a masseusse to fully massage your buttocks? I swear she was a quarter inch from a medical exam..", "...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x", "short work week for me", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "shows how twitaddicted you can get", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "My birthday is now over.", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Just got out of work", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Can`t believe ER is over", "Okay people my fones charged", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "congratulations were you being mindful through the run as well or / and listening to music?", "my day is going way too fast", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "same to you bud. Kudos on your hardcore gym training, it`s a great lifechanging experience, keep it up!!!", "mum`s day - ended up being happy not that it`s my day or anything....", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "but im not complaining.", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,", "Okay one of my ears popped so now I know what everything sounds like and everything is reall loud", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "A little bit of good news.", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "im not at litle oven tonight", "oh really hopefully it was a good one. I just was trying to get your attention thats all", "im fine. but a bit tired im glad that its weekend now.", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "Has about 10 hours work to do, on a Sunday. Boo. I will find time for a two hour lunchbreak though. Yeah", "dude, was that you in the new Star Trek Burger King commercial? Bud Light AND Burger King? So proud of u man.", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too", "oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...", "someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "i can`t believe it...", "just got back from donating blood", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42", "_lou hahah hopefully! enjoy your day", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "I should stop trying to reach", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "(blinks fast) its better now ... Lol thanks :-*", "ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "I`m sure it was amazing Wish I could have been there :] You`re an incredible, phenomenal, amazingly talented singer", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)" ]

[ "Starting a new diet today. I don`t want to get fat. Besides, its almost bathing suit season! *lol*", "Zach G. gets an extensive profile in this weekend`s NY Times Magazine. The chances of us falling in love are getting fewer and fewer.", " it`s quite hard cause when you attempt to spread it, the cornbread falls apart...", "So its my bday weekend and **** is already headed south...might have to drive to atl tonight", "My stomach effing hurts. Sadly there`ll be no gym class this afternoon", "Scared waiting for the call", "3-4 hours sleep last night barely functioning", "The new redesigned cricinfo : http://tinyurl.com/mxlcuv I hate change", "never does anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed", "Can`t even tell you how much this hair dresser is pissssssing me off she has no clue wtf I`m asking her to do..so I`m expecting the worst", "my guinea pig died today", "is gutted to be at work when it is sooo nice outside", " **** dude... dia 06, 20 e 27 eu tenho curso na DRC flash expert...", "cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me", "the people are coming to kill my mouse on monday i have mixed emotions. i mean, he lives in my desk drawer!!", "Finally got my money. Too bad it goes to bills" ]

[ "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre", "watching shows I missed on the ellipital--- love my on-demand!", "don`t forget to follow emma from london = like you said you would! I wish you aswered my calls it cost me �14", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost", "i am ****...**** you lucas at your czech republic beer that tastes like heaven in a bottle!! Your amazing", "I would LOVE to learn trapeze! I`ve wanted to do that since I was a kid. Sadly, there`s no place where I live that teaches", "I didn`t see this until after", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "Soooooooooo glad to learn that Farrells ice cream parlor is staging a comeback in So. Cal -- too bad it`s in the Mission Viejo mall", "welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break", "I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy", "Yes, dahling... you are definitely one awesome tweep. I`m sending love and kindness across the ocean to you!", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "I don`t mind him not paying rent. I`m just over the moon at the idea of him moving out at least 12 years early", "awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!", "Cant wait to leave work", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.", "http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "Wish I was at sri panwa now", "_Kartz I`ve been studying for a year now And 5 years in school...", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?", "looks same in Noida too", "my power went out as well.. Except I`m in nor cal", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "no I don`t mind Kent it`s just my best friend is going there and Im going to miss her", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "The Wilshire. (it is where I stayed last year, too", "yes I can talk friench and in my picture this is me in france !! Now , i`m in london and soon i`m going to L.A", "Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj", "Listening to some house music!(what else?) I got a gig in San Francisco next Friday. BE THERE details on my www.myspace.com/djspy", "Whenever, whever, sarah`s in dc all summer and sure!", "I kinda forgot how much I love the darkness", "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "_rade oh no the economy gotcha? sorry but so happy that you got another one in LA! Enjoy SoCal! Ahahaay! LOL", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts", "I really need a job.", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "now if I still lived that way you could pop in and see me but I don`t so you can`t", "'Hi Im Jonathan from Spotify, 4 just 9.99 a month u cn have unlimited music w/ no interuptions' But I luv r little chats J, dont leave me", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons", "awesome night in the city", "If there is one thing the Internet has taught me, is that if I get enough people to listen to me I get to be on The colbert report. #USA", "You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.", "you must love sydney more dont leave us sydney kids ****", "How I met your mother and Scrubs in role! YEAH! 'Cause I`m FLY!", "I`m jealous - I would love deer steak. One of the downsides of having an almost vegetarian and a carnivore living together", "Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)", "I soooo need to catch up on all this NEW stuff!! Going to the airport to fly home from VEGAS", "We don`t have either of those here.", "http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop", "I really, really want a golden retriever. Too bad I won`t be living in a home where she could run around for about 10 years", "I don`t get it...", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Tonight @ 10 on The Northland`s NewsCenter we kick off a week long look at Great Summer Getaways in the Northland! Don`t miss it!", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "I skip school way too often I`m rather proud actually.", "'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "love u!! and love mr. player! come visit me i miss u girls", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "I`ll say Even I don`t do Dominos anymore - I prefer Pizza Hut`s crunchy fresh veggie pizzas", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "not quite as much...hmmm products in US that are not in Canada?? Idk Do you have covergirl?", "later I went up to monroe and worked out with friends - TRX, ropes and KBs!! 30sec on/30 off..rope swings & c&ps, windmills, wve aquats", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "___ haha im gonna follow my dreams now well...ur dream haha im still reading over it for the 90th time :p", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "haha me either but like ive always loved hilary shes the girl id turn **** for haha", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "A salute to Chapel Hill North Carolina. From SY * ? http://blip.fm/~5jgj3", "in 7-11 w/o you", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long", "_d Wish Leigh a Happy Mother`s Day for me! It`s midnight in NY", "I wanna roc wit`chu . Imy buu", "Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now", "_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "_Rankin I know! a whole different meat pie back then", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "http://yfrog.com/0xoxij Fry bread is good but they only gave me a little pinch of lettuce ha ha", "You know who helps me almost everyday?", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "a midwest girl, lol....so close and yet so far", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one! what exams do you have tomorrow?", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Yeah yesterday I turned 16. My parents rented me out a hummer limo. It was pretty cool", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "listening to the best days of your life by kellie pickler", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "It`s still up the duff boo", "I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!", "Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!", "In Greenville for one of the last times. will be moving to MD soon. We`ll be back Eastern Carolina.", "So that is different than normal how?" ]

[ " oh dear.. u serious? so how does one prevent bites?? I`m so itchy its distracting while editing.. *sigh*", "Watching French Open tennis - sad to see Venus make an early exit this morning!", "Another Lake Park kid is going to Tulane. I`m not unique anymore", "i`m at work starving", " He doesn`t need the shirt for that Jane...we just had to suffer another two old eps tonight", "These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline", "aww i can`t believe that wee girl on bgt was crying, it was so sad", "http://twitpic.com/66vld - i don`t like this bangs! I want my hair back!", " wtf pogs are back too?", "Drew`s new songs make me cry. I miss Thomas already!", "flipping out on my hairloss....gotta go to the doc.", "Just got caught in the down pour", "So I thought the Cavs would crush the Magic and I come home from up north to realize how wrong I was.", "The first time all week I can play WoW and I get stuck at 'authenticating'.", "Panera is not being nice to my iPhone", "I am also wasting time til my cab gets here. spamspamspam. Also Keiths motorbike was nicked. WELL ****." ]

[ "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "OMG I FINISHED MY HISTORY CHILDRENS BOOK!!!! JUST NEED 2 MAKE IT PRETTY AND PRINT IT OFF AND IM DONE!!! WHOO!!!", "Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "and it`s off to work I go, only 9.5 days until the kiddo`s finish", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "morrrning! the last day of a random but awesome weekend, gonna round it off in dbar style! good timezzz.", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "That`s exactly how I feel. I hope you start feeling better soon.", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "(that was a btw -_-)", "On a day like today I would wear shorts and tshirt, but now I`m at DHQ it`s office wear...", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Was late today, due to construction!!! tGif...", "Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*", "good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?", "Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way", "Just getting home from work...finally", "off to work for the day", "just that you`re not here...", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "Goodnight and Goodbye ?", "Now to go home and cry", "cool its my P", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "..exams. haha just remembrd the china buffet king yesterday. vair amusing ....", "Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping", "LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!", "Wow... I was tricked into the #hoppusday hype today....", "Yay me! I did good on my com final I needa step up next semester forsure tho. No more distractions.", "Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk", "anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs", "no school today, teacher cancelled the lesson chillin`", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "class color day tomorrow! last time! I have a lot to remember for tomorrow but I bet I`ll forget -_-", "Day off with nothing to do", "And it`s starting to get cold", "fo sho, im down", "just made my day: http://tinyurl.com/cumqmv", "haha, nice pic looks abit like my school", "My sister graduated today it was amazing and super emotional. Wow ...", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "awwwwww....I know that feeling!!", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "oww...just bit my tongue", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "i deffinately need to clean my bookbag. but no time! i need to leave in the next 5 seconds to not be late to school. ...oh well", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "just woke up, no school today, we are free", "YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Going to sleep now goodnight! xoxo", "awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!", "Vacation over!!! Looking forward to the next one........", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "damnnn this day came to fast, but i cherished all the moment i had", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .", "Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol", "I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****", "off to bed with my sore ****", "i finished all my work!", "I skip school way too often I`m rather proud actually.", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "hope schools gonna be good tomorrow", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "I would if I wasn`t working today.", "_bbcrew dude im sleepy and went to bed as soon as i got home. whhaacck.", "Woke up early!! Dang man I know i`m not going back to sleep", "ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.", "Is feelin right rite now", "Its over for them", "did you get fired? *hugs*", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "I totally needed that sleep. need to stretch and wash though now.", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "I think I did okay on my Math Test today. I really really really hope I did. If I didn`t I swear I will get SO mad at myslef.", "ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now", "The sun has gone in!", "yeh still have the weekend, but I get weekends anyways, today is my full last day of vacation time", "I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "i just need to sleep", "Why is it soooo cold & ugly out??", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "i have a feeling today is going to be amazing", "I`m feeling pretty energized & ready to face the day w/only about 3 hours of sleep. Hope it lasts all day.", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "Damnation. I just woke up.", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl", "feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...", "Schools out, but works in", "Time for bed! Hope your saturday was as lovely as mine was...", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "One final down, two to go!", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit" ]

[ "This day will pass slowly. All of these days will. RAWR!!!! ...", "finally Mike0hh`s birthday <3 can`t wait to **** ruin it", "Oh dear. Sunburned back", "Omg ! BGT making me cry . That wee girl it`s soo sad.", "At home sick.. On a friday...studying is all im doing at this point.. My weekend is so ruined", "_pax goddamn that **** sucks *hugs*", "2 hours 3 mins left.....THE PRESSURE!!!! We need to hurry #48hours", "About to leave the fights. I`m tired and my voice hurts.", " You and your Yuotube links. DENIED at work.", " aww homesick i feel you! im homesick for my 2nd home, campp", "i got in a fight with ryan. now hes like crying and im just dead inside. sigggh", "**** internet jus cut me off! was bout 2 shoot sum guys eye out ~*~KANDI~*~", " ouch does picking your nose count?", "rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation.", " darn! now we have to go through the WHOLE weekend without em`", " aw poor u DON`T let her get 2 u just ignore her n keep ur head held high she iz just immature lil girl lol" ]

[ "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "even if I was drunk, I`d think about using a fake/temporary mail address", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "Job??????? Not so much.", "I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "I want to come over", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "I think i need some new friends", "im glad i dont have to go out...", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "Haha... How could u? dun eat properly rt? see lar~ Go take medicine", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "So confused about what to do?", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "Time to head back home. My business here is done.", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "but i know i can`t", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "wishing my days off were the same days that people wanted to party.", "Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep", "Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood", "I have to use the bathroom", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "I`m at work, hoping to enjoy the day!! Fingers are crossed!!", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "out enjoying the weather before i have to go to work.. last shift with", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "i know but its better than nothing", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Hope you get your car today Hate anything that stops me from my work ;)", "I don`t think it was either. But I can`t remember it.", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Is at work ohwell need money so : D", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "my day is going way too fast", "hooome from work. why am i awake still? up in 5 hours", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!", "I want to see my friends Mindless fun. No work, all play. All drunk, all walwal. All being mean to each other and sleeping in one bed", "I`m so honored to hear my name on a Breezy track hope u liked my ****! #drunk_bowling", "Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow", "Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today", "Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining", "Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "I have nothing witty to say", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn", "This is what I am drinking instead of beer: Airport is out of beer.. At least it is carbonated... http://mypict.me/1Zu9", "awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "My throat is on fire", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "About to clock into work", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "that`s what i was last night", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "yep but I`m going better now", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "Isss boredddd, gotta be up in the morningg", "I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!", "i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear" ]

[ "I have the weirdest hives all over my legs and arms. What the heck am I allergic to? It itches SO bad! Dang it!", " I submitted my resume the same day and saw no answer back. Oh well...", " I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.", " i have started saving my Tumblr drafts because that happened to me this week and i was so sad", "is terrible at saving money..", " It`s sunny and hot in London today, while I sit in office cranking spreadsheets", "_**** awww, that sucks", " Ah. I just found it weird because it`s my screen name Name of war and all that jazz", "Justin`s blanket shed black lint all over my white skirt.", "I REALLY should have gone to the Chiropractor this week . . And today my neck hurts so bad", "Today I`m sad, my cat of 10 years has just stopped eating, and is very sick.", "Been working lots of overtime this week. Only just realized I booked a half day tomorrow so this week will just break even", "time to get to work. i`m already starting the day off bad. missed the UP screening this morning at the el capitan", "I feel lazy watching other people work on my roof! Kat Woman OUT", "Allergies sun is out, wearing shorts. Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?", "Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow" ]

[ "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "I could go for some Lulu`s or Slanted Door right about now. Tomorrow is the Farmer`s Market, right?", "To eat or not to eat? Its gonna be my last meal for the next 2 weeks.", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "Hey, I`ll be in sa then maybe if we cross highways we can grab lunch?", "Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie", "i need to get tickets though idk how that is gonna happen", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Hi Ok i hope its head comes out of the clouds for you> i love Meadowbank shopping center", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "remember, dont let your small list cover your big list...its too little to even worry about it.", "I`d love to but I think the trek from London would be a bit too much", "Tomorrow is house shopping...", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "I`m gonna cryyy!!! My car looked so good clean and its **** raining!?! I always do this...wash it right before it rains", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "omg a rat... ewwwww. omg i cant wait for tha marra.. so ecxcited. annabel cant go tho", "seen that! hopefully ebay replacement will work for you! but take it to bits anyway! lol", "gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "wishing i could go out of town this weekend", "i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "I knew there was a reason I hated cars! 1. Too slow! 2. Too big! 3. I get car sick! 4. Motorbikes are much much much more fun!!", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "& I got too much work to do", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(", "I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then", "- I will see if there`s a used organ shop there & let you know. But why not just sign up to ejamming.com and rock out!", "the sing store won`t work.", "Its pouring and i have holes in my shoes", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "wants Friday to come quick! I want my beauty sleep and shopping...", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "my hsbc savings apy dropped to 1.55%. sort of feeling like pulling out all my money and keeping it underneath my mattress.", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG", "LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "p.s. There is such thing as having too much sushi! Bleeeeah!", "Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.", "im still waitin for my girl to come home...i wanna go shopping", "Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....", "So that is different than normal how?", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home", "don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!", "if there is a tesco nearby, then go there", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "have a safe ride up the coast. Don`t be going 90 even though you can. when its windy just smile cuz u know u have it better.", "Watching one of my fav movies Sparkle + go get food later!", "Sugar Free Should Have Gone Through In stead On 2 Grand They Were So Good and 2 Grand Is A Bit Too Cheesy", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "Hey! It`s so funny - I stopped to get a coffee on the way in and spilt half of it in the car!", "You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "Shopping, grandparents, dinner with the bf woop", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "Going to Al Ain. Need to check out one store. Hope i find things that I`m looking for.", "LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "Not found: the thing I was looking for", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "needs somewhere to go...its still lush out + i want to be back out in it", "Would love it but have plans", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "I can`t buy, only rent!", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?", "i couldn`t eat all my nuggets finish them for me.", "Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "Interesting... I never get to Etown, however.", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!" ]

[ "Don`t you hate it when you`re left with one slice of bread left in the bag? Half sandwich.", " Ooooh, boo! We only see each other at the bar (at `s well) or miss each other! I`ll make a pt of stopping by! ;)", " It`s gonna be hot here today too. today is Ryan`s last day of pre-k. I can`t believe it! I`ve been a SAHM since I had him!", " it sucks no matter where you are! I`m gonna freakin be late for work!", " dude, i didn`t know it was a personal experience. sorry something like that went down", "wonder what white supremists have to say about this I abhor racists. http://bit.ly/Rd31F", "getting ready to start my work week, it`s so not TGIF for me!! It`s monday", " bugger didn`t know that shame people have to stick there nose in!", "ahh I hate being sick Watching atonement! and sleeping", "Being tall has its ups and downs , my legs are in pain", "want to see him so badly", "ayy fml. nothing is perfect", "watching missy elliot video collection so sad I was told that I looked like her all through high school", "I`m scared to set the pw on my BB bc I might forget it & end up losing all my data. But yet I have financial info on it. Catch 22", "is envious of people not in long-distance relationships...she`s all mushy with no one to cuddle.", "btw ian watkins has stopped following me so i am a wee bit pissed off!" ]

[ "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "_d No, it`s not...", "my dad just bought me both of these they`re tricky language tho", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "just bought a good chocolate and a magazine... Later I`ll play comanche 4... My good saturday", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "I will be ok when I have been to the drs again today and got my essay done x howre you?? x", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "And, I`m accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy!", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "_66 I haven`t had slip-ons in years, since my checkered days. Matter of fact I only have my torn up all black classics.", "anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away", "The Good: I drank Jager and licked a hot asian girl`s foot. The Bad: I was reminded once again that I will never get asian girls ever.", "I hate Windows. I miss my lovely Ubuntu I`m such a nerd haha", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "thinking about new.. oh yes .. btw bankroll stays at $14.88.. so down a bit from yesterday.. and I won`t whine about bad beats ..", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "Ok, back to packing. Have been sitting in car charging phone as charger was left @ home as well", "cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "not an easy place for me to access Task-based ux is something I`ve been thinking about. I`d like to hear the criticisms.", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!", "ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey", "my computer at work is not working...booo... need a new one! TGIF!", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "for me they`re not", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "No but I just checked and got it LOL. You are ok! I went live for a few minutes and everything is fine.", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "Thanks for the tip on otherinbox... It won`t work with outlook for me...", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "I think I left my conference feedback sheet in my bag. Oops. Just say Excellent for everything Found out about it from you", "not the best way to start your day", "Don`t really feel like I got a tan I gave up and am working out instead. Skin cancer is overrated. <3 CJ", "hehehe!! Are you tryna find another condom better get u for boxes cuz ima take u thru all of em", "sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "feel like am at one of those gyms where the machines work you rather than you them", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "i`ll have to be more creative in choosing my next alias. Adding the N to the front obviously was not stealthy enought.", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "_Writer aww no which one?", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.", "I can`t have any.", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "recovering from a hard day of homeschooling my dd, chemistry did NOT go well...", "nvm i just got ur message that ur sick", "Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!", "are you not well?", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....", "i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers", "Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "Wrong button ... My music biz building that is.", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??", "being updated to have multiple `skins` for different GT members. Nightmare. 82k of CSS to hack! No time to redo; woe is me.", "Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug", "._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !", "No. That would be too easy. All I have is the user manual which is not enough for me to claim his bike", "wondering what on earth is this new tools for", "Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "Graveyard charged my card twice (one correct total, one random amt) from last night`s #atltweet tweetup. Check your accounts!", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?", "whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Thought you was one of the best on Heroes, pitty they are killing all of the good characters off how do i use this thing!? lol", "i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.", "im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "got a case of the bubblies.", "Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . ." ]

[ "Is going to be off line for the rest of the day. Made some progress on a game over the weekend. you may not like me again.", " dude, come on... at least rotate that ****!", "My paradise fly catchers abandoned their nest.... they are starting again... but it`s gonna b tough", "babysitting kids who won`t let me play wii with them", "charbotgreen has been suspended 'unusual activity??'", " not all of them You`ll be missing mine and everybody else`s on the east coast!!!!!", "so instead of laying out in this 90 degrees i`ve gotta give 32 fourth graders miso/rice/sushi/mochi in an hour fml", "Gettin my cardio on right now. Walkin to the train station awww I so miss the gym", "This is what I had to endure to get prizes of to my lucky winners http://twitpic.com/669nm", " Don`t leave forever! We`ll miss you too much", "#freeagentapp free trial ran out today, cannot subscribe because Abby accidentally canceled my card - still waiting for a new one", "Awww that poor little girl on BGT", "Is so freaking bored on the bus. Hate being poor, �4.80 return for a 10 min train or �2 return for an HOUR long bus.ipod has no battery 2", "Trying to recover photos after a problem between Windows and my XD card. Result: shots are all half visible **** Microsoft...", " Too much? No, not unless one of the pillows ends up suffocating the one sleeping next to you.", "ugh... dunno why im just not in the best of moods... how do i know if i have allergies? meh..." ]

[ "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", "_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you`ve been showing so much love!", "_d I`m really happy for u n leigh thnx for sharing this happiness with us, this means the world to us all! love ya! Marta", "_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD", "Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "#snl...you`ve gotten better keep it up", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "its ok. im juz curious", "been working all day, finally relaxing!! i miss you", "Thank you good sir, it has been a surprisingly good afternoon, very productive", "2 days & 5 text messages this month", "Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.", "Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x", "I am up and feeling pretty **** gud! I dont even have a hangover what a nice feeling", "aww you loooove me", "I missed out on carrot cake last night. Hope you had fun .", "Yeah, but George says something with his words. Otherwise its just..... jiberish junk... love, joy,happy ahh see how nice", "ok i got you! Knight!", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...", "But now it`s gone", "nice recolouring of your page nobody is buying your anti-twittering words!! YOU LOVE IT!!!!", "_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox", "Oh very nice! I hope you have a wonderfully relaxing day!", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "Good morning and thank you for the re-tweet. Have a great day yourself.", "just finished an exam, every1 else has finished cos I chose i different course to my friends I have one more exam on Thurs next week", "Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!", "mmmm... looks so yummy! good seeing u", "hope u did alright on the final", "I love Overnight. And they`ve worked with me on printing/shipping issues. sorry it didn`t work out for you.", "Had an awesome pedicure today!!", "lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "its ok saw u with joey thought u looked interesting like the same things on #SanctuarySunday", "You make me happy, whether you know it or not <3", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "_grl love your new profile pic", "tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! really, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "interesting day. good overall", "Today seems like it should be a good day! Even though my fuel pump is going out on my car *~xoxo~*", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "Buenos Dias! How very sweet, thank you", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "yeah I m so happy for them that they should moved on and out there partying I m so happy", "you have no interview today?", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "Glad to hear the weather`s nice. It`s rained just about every day for the last five days. Not fun for exploring", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night", "hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool", "and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...", "rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j", "thank you You too! I hope this turns out to be a top week for you.", "heey your awsome. god bless.", "pauly wallly ! you made my life **** happy as hell and i love you x3 you should reply back to me", "well wassup than dont be scurred now! lol you`d probably like it if it came to biting!", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]", "thanks for that twitpic, sure made me laugh", "_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!", "Just saw it tonight as well... Great movie!! Hope you`re well mate! Cheers E", "love you 2 so how are you? xxxx", "so how are you doing this morning ?", "hahaha that made me laugh", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "at least 3 more days", "you are such a great person.", "_K Why thank you ver much! I appreci-****-ate the compliment. I do my level best, you know. Can`t let mother down.", "awe thank you!! good morning to you aswell!!", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "I will be ok when I have been to the drs again today and got my essay done x howre you?? x", "okay thank you! i can`t find it", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "we had bbq chicken pizza last night! (although it wasn`t deep dish glad to hear you had fun in p.r.!!", "Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.", "starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!", "LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo", "_and_Zi Thanks! I`m on my way now", "i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak", "why have 3 people stopped following me is it something I said??", "Wow. That`s looks really good. I wish I had some. Was it good?", "Just came back from hanging out with some friends + cocktails. <3 I`m not drunk, but feeling good. Hope everyone`s well?", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "Thank you! I appreciate that.", "Yeah, I`ve seen that before, funny *Hey honey, Jill just sent me a **** in a box*", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "........ Lala.. Little girl! I love these new songs! I�ve answered u ^^ Love to all you freaky twitter guys ;D", "feeling better. drugs are awesome! sad waste of a 3 day weekend!", "Oh ****, happy late birthday! (my txt didn`t send )", "Mother`s Day has been good for me", "You forgot moi #twpp", "Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great", "is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??", "Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... OMGosh! Send me the link again please!", "i love you mooorrreeee", "nice luke quote goodluck on the test u have been dreading.", "New job today, wish me luck peeps" ]

[ " shud up! lol my device thing doesn`t work", "Has been a long day - Matinee and evening show. Will be sad tomorrow: last ever Welsh College show", "Now i cant find him Gonna be a sleepless night tonight", " and now they are one. To become a bigger pain.", " Im home, phone died thou", "last night`s paper writing session=still not done. I need to prioritize better.", "I have to reupload the **** thing again", "Oh dear. Sunburned back", "I wanna Karaoke! Instead...I get to go to work Lameness", " That was stone cold Crazy.... ?", "**** - Apple store is down for updates... what`s coming, I wonder?", "just ran some ACCELA unit tests for the first time in about 2 years... and they failed", " I am very angry at this information Marcos!!!!!!", "my iMac`s died keeps cutting out for no reason. Anyone recommend a good mac place for service / parts? Think I need a new power supply", " I kno I kknow ... sigh... been on. but it sux", "I cant use my blackberry today. This sucks." ]

[ "TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "Cant wait to leave work", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "Lady across the way had a miscarriage, say a prayer", "it`s Mothers Day today", "is eating chocolate ready break", "(that was a btw -_-)", "gprof problem on Mac why ??", "what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "#todo Cleaning the Apartment - again - who keeps making this mess? oh yeah .. me. $10 + hug for the person to help come clean", "I hope you feel better soon", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive", "Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!", "wish u was in the D!", "A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)", ": 3 hrs to go pa ako", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x", "Ok, my job at walmart is a cart pusher i hope i dont get sunburned", "If we don`t pack, she can`t leave, right?", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "Oh no one minute too late! Oh well", "-- yeahhh u wasnt thereeeeeeeeeee", "Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3", "Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!", "the construction lookd familar", "Need to sleep but can`t", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "what happened? I thought you were coming back today....", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "Me + court =", "Its good to have an old friend at ur new job. Another good day at work. Paycheck day will be even better", "if you hit a car .. u should leave a note http://bit.ly/P274B but yea put whatever u want on the note", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "good luck chan! gue kmrn bawa backpack kosong, quite helping", "ooh ouch! lovely weather but ****! cover up sugar! x", "has today off! But has to work tomorrow", "btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333", "can i have itL", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.", "just got home, talk", "It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early", "I`ve burnt my collerbone and arms and face! aww!", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!", "On my way to work wish I had more days off", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!", "I have to work but I`ll just watch it later.. even though it`s not the same.", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", ". I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "Just got home interesting night", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "Homey missed da bus.", "Oh no she stopped!", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "I ran over a turtle.", "i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain", "My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.", "officially has pink eye.", "ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY", "is there anything Brian or I can do?", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "Nvd i was sitting on it", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "my computer at work is not working...booo... need a new one! TGIF!", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it", "wants to go home.", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week" ]

[ " My music teacher either expired or forgot about my lesson, leaving me outside waiting for my ride to pick me up for 1 hour.", " Sorrry I`m ready to leave.", "No school, again. This time cuz im sick.", "Got fully denied tonight sleep time now, lnd in morn!", "feels guility . sorry `bout that http://plurk.com/p/wyqow", " it wont work for me", " but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it XD", "Got a deadline to meet!!! No TGIF for me", "Someone stole my new laptop at the airport. haven`t even used it. Guess the US economy is breeding a new set of 'opportinists'", "Ok.....Twitter is not near as exciting as I thought it would be!", "#BGT Piers shouldn`t have buzzed when the little girls were singing", " I`m sowwy. It sucks, I know, I`ve been there. Yay for half days though!", " Wow, I`ve officially lost all faith in Britain, looks like our wishes weren`t met, sadly", "http://twitpic.com/675tw - Square B - she is sad because she wasn`t there and now she`s, well, square (crocheted bee with poly fibe ...", " That sucks about your prints. Sorry", " 120mm films usually handled at Fuji Oh I met a girl at San Diego. Kwento soon. I miss youuu!" ]

[ "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.", "_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?", "glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "poor wavves. had a meltdown in barcelona. drummer walked out. shoes were thrown. hands in face.", "Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though", "Redskins release Jon Jansen. That guy put in a ton of sweat and bruises for the team. He will be missed. http://tinyurl.com/mdewfk", "_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...", "Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "in ten minutes shopping demi lovato-back around demi lovato-behind enemy lines have you all seen the titanic 2 trailer? its really good!", "I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed", "When you think about it, the way God works in tremendously, amazing -- He made it possible for me to get my card holder that I lost back.", "It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.", "http://twitpic.com/4jaw9 it`s the frog who`s been attacking Chelsey..LOL! Funny", "Five o`clock can`t come any faster", "OMG!! Booth`s hallucination in the latest epi of Bones is absolutely brilliant 'you`re a gud lookin guy.. if u keep an open mind' LOL!", "A lovely weekend away at Kits Coty, now relaxed and well rested and ready for the week ahead. Back on NNC in two weeks", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself", "all time low mean so **** much to me. i hope i get to see them in june. it would be so awesome. gaskarth is amazing", "Wish I was in Dallas.. Can I still say ow!? lol Hey... u spelled my name wrong It`s all good. Thanks for #FF love", "braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm", "I know! D: I finally got my component cables for the PS2 in the other day and instead of playing P3:FES I played OoT.", "Geesh 5 days straight (he`s not the boy-nside joint) LOL .....headed with and then go c BF", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "@ the Eldorado house, goodbye Aliante house. *Memories made, memories fade!", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "and the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com (missed it) but thanks for tweeting about it", "I have a lot of Hell Yeah, and Rebel Meets Rebel (DAC + Pantera) and like 10 Pantera songs, I can`t find my Cowboys From Hell cd", "http://twitpic.com/48gy0 - He`s Well Cooool ;) Lovve The Ro&Co Shoooow", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "_x Who Else do you Loveee?", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me", "Congrats Hughesy to you and Holly on the safe arrival of Rafferty David Hughes! Hope all is well xoxo", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "G`day Thanx for following.", "ohh right; but it turned her curve into a right angle.... I just like her better curvey thanks for letting me know though!", "My throat is on fire", "you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya", "-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.", "twist cld u follow me ill love u forever", "shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx", "<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe", "i need to read fic again, but i lost it", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "It`s a windy and rainy day", "It is, Pinkwind is a thing from Vanessa`s dad. And My sister made me that SN in the 4th grade", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Licking chocolate crumbs off a Twirl wrapper like Zammo on smack", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "So, what`s so great bout your so called `wonderful love life`? For god sake, W-A-T-E-V-A!", "Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute", "Hi Dougie I`m your fan from Thailand. I`m Film `Luv ur song so much", "Awww, yeah, I love that one. I remember seeing him at Great America w/ Tassi. Such a great memory", "remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!", "The Case of the Gigolo`s Picolo?", "what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee", "Can`t wait to see you on December in Switzerland for a third rendez-vous Great show ! You are just amazing ... Enjoy in OZ", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back", "Away to the cinema tweet later may the 4th be with you all x", "Very lonely here in Gosforth gallery but excited for meal at Six followed by Antony and the Johnsons tonight. Woohoo!!", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "Yeah, but George says something with his words. Otherwise its just..... jiberish junk... love, joy,happy ahh see how nice", "_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!", "Hope you don`t get let down again.", "Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.", "*dancing pirouette ballerina HUGS* Morning my Awesome brudder!", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "you know what it is to see people you love most in his country and could not get closer?", "Come See Me Live On Stickam http://www.stickam.com/valentine_rock", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "thanx 4 thee follow", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "being updated to have multiple `skins` for different GT members. Nightmare. 82k of CSS to hack! No time to redo; woe is me.", "#Trackflashback: 'I Believe In A Thing Called Love' by The Darkness - check it out...", "Search Ryan Carera & Josh Kelley They`re really good", "loves GOSSIP GIRL Episode 23, The Wrath of Con", "ohhh yea it is from the same film and this one had been a fave for a longgggg time... any1 for humma humma?", "*sigh* another two out fly out for Papi", "Aw what about me", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "although, there is drama, move forward, smile, and count your blessings everyday. Your actions speak volumes, sooo inspiring", "_fan Been busy trumping your cheese omlette with a cheese and chili omlette. An omnomlette" ]

[ "working from home and ran out of coffee!", "doesn`t sound so great at all http://is.gd/JslB #palmpre", "sick n tired of people who steal other people`s work", "my thumb hurts after breaking the nail....", "http://bit.ly/LaZEL Wow Christian Lacroix bankrupt.. sad", "is SO frustrated!!! I`m stuck at home without any transportation to the global god conference!!! Ahh", "Why does my boss have to come in today.....", "oh no! I just crashed my ball pump", "Wow. So I hate Staples right now. Majorly. Thanks for being complete fucktards and killing our productivity", "The chicken noodle soup I made for lunch to feel better just burned my tongue . . .not a good day.", "Sooo much work so little time", "I`m so sleep deprived but it`s to hot to sleep.", " tolddd you there was thunder! ew now it`s all rainy D: i`m scared!", "school and the guy i like was talking to the girl i cant stand at all!! ppl are just sooo...ughhhh!!", "Im in science!! very boring", " I kept calling and calling, but never got through" ]

[ "Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "are you having a bad day?", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!", "party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day", "everybody is leaving work early except me", "No plans tonight? .............", "i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?", "Laying in the dark thinking of you.", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...", "_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "My birthday is now over.", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "i miss everyone... i need faces , not witty situational updates, but these will do...", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "Have to go to my old house and finish moving.", "so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.", "Need a nap but I have to take 4 trains now", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "No money... and No Car...", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "are you not well?", "live now! but nobodys there!", "is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "just put the brats to bed, now im chillin with noodle", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "bye for now people .", "cause i wasn`t there!", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! I`m awake.", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "Must head back to the office", "I just wanna be happy", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "Bout to go to bed... Happy Mother`s Day ladies .... especially all th 1s who takin care of thier kids alone..n I Love U Momma", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.", "just woke up from a delightful nap. I can`t desribe how much success is involved in an 8am nap on sat night....need rhubarb now", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.", "I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "I want to be at", "Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s", "Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "pretty tired after a nice full day.", "haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "i should of gone to kirsty`s for the night, anything to get out of the house", "Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?", "everyone`s abandoning the office... I still have 5 hours to go", "1 AM & time for bed, nite all", "thats bad your been forced to watch that there must be a helpline you can call ? we are both good thanx he`s asleep", "must be time to go home - yes indeedy", "it`s after 3 AM.!! I think it`s time to bed.!! have a good night twitts.! ;))", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "has finished exams.... has (almost) moved out of halls and is leaving london tomorrow", "needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "Lack of sleep leads to major head ach", "i didnt get a hug today", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "I forget how much I miss my tribe til I have limited access to talking to them. Spotty internet in the country so I won`t be here long.", "finally over my sickness.", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "Morning twitts heading home had a great sleep over w. my bf Tennille!", "I have nothing witty to say", ". you left me first .. and left your bed here for me to look at", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "Ok all have hit the point of relaxation.. heading to bed sleep well and Happy Mother`s day to all you Moms out there!! Night", "It`s after midnight & I hear the shower calling me- Technically it`s not twice in one day since it`s morning-- I`m not very 'green'.", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)" ]

[ "im sad about missing out on the opportunity to be in valencia`s new video.", "has a tummy ache.", "OMG - the M&Ms in my pantry are calling my name. I`ve been ignoring them all day. It is driving me completely insane. Too many calories", "I think my modem failed-having pc withdrawals..", "is traumatized and saddened by the 2 baby squirells she just found on abandoned on the sidewalk.", " That`s how it was for me in March...it came sooo slow..then it was over in a heartbeat", " lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack", "63 days of summer holiday left, and they are going way too slow! When will school get here???", "is feeling rather lonely and broke...oh wait...I am lonely and broke.", "off work yesss ! super hungry", "Tweeting from the tarmac at Cork Airport. Delayed", "I would Join you shopping but i have work all weekend six degrees of seperation is confsuing", "The jetway feels like the seventh layer of hell. Oh and there are way too many babies on this flight. And I forgot my Bose.", " Not married any more! Silly man! That was done long ago, you do read my tweets! Barely escaped w/out paying him alimony!", "gross. it`s hot, and there`s cotton EVERYWHERE.. hello allergies.", " _lord Can`t we just all get along?" ]

[ "No, nothing so important. I just like it to look like that. It`s an old hairstype actually", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "I know My bro asked if I shaked my fists and now own 6 cats. Will have to make up for last night this weekend when I`m in Philly.", "LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "okay...just eat cookies && not share with me lol", "For every kiss you give me, I`ll give you three -", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "I work at a movie theatre in Toledo and I`d let you come see it for free. But it`s not in 3D", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "_Layne you`re welcome sweety! muah! xoxox luv ya!", "_donut ah good deal, hope you find some new music", "Just got out of the VAST show & IT KICKED ****! Just as mindblowing live as on CD. Sang my fave songs. Im n awe!", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "I`ll check it out! Thanks and good luck with your book! Bella", "rickbaker24 follow me please. i only have 6", "_ILL I <3 my blackberry", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "hey handsome! I`m packing", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "So I get up early and I feel good about the day. I walk to work and I`m feeling alright. But guess what... I don`t work today.", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "Ahhh Music to my ears!", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "Wow. Shabu. And now HIMYM! Really feels comforting", "putting up a half naked dougie poster i love sugar`s ladmag", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "had a good day but im now skint again", "Setting up bookmarks on my new Blackberry Curve. Now anyone from work can get ahold of me at anytime!", "Oh, awesome, I have Yahooo! Good night, sleep tight, don`t let the bed bugs bite!", "ok, 1st ginormous cup of coffee down, monday looking much better to me.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Getting somewhere with my first 'real' KiokuDB and catalyst app, yay", "added 30 minutes to morning sleep by cutting out useless Today Show. Feels nice", "this kitteh likes going in front... or behind... or to the side...of the box.", "Been there done that with the laundry! you know it sucks, but it is so nice to of them to do it...just say thanks.", "Thanks! (followed me back)", ".. .great.. you can buy me lunch when i get my 10-15% pay cut next month..", "I fat-fingered the Coke machine, so I am drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper. I wish the machine used error correction!", "i talk to you", "simple greetings from unexpected people can actually lighten our mood, doesn`**** ever happen to you?", "I lOve this day No school --> studyin` quietly", "Wishing I could kidnap from work", "Working on a bank holiday, but I don`t mind - it`s all good fun", "so much for a day off- I`ve been on my feet, all over the place, all day!", "...Now I`m going back to bed. LOL. Enjoy your time at the gym. I`ll be sleeping.", "ahhh I`m drinking some too!! And bride wars is really good", "Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear", ": AWW! Thank you honey.. Didja get mommy a daddy?", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha", "why i chose iphone http://tr.im/kpaE", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "I know. Im just kidding", "It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..", "lol to see my king", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "I like your HR shirts. They`re inspiring me to think of witty/rude HR-like sayings I`d never actually wear.", "I second this !!", "Assignment actually looking pretty decent....so glad I changed my topic at the last minute", "that`s cool, I`d be happy to contribute to any future articles. Enjoy the rest of the weekend", "woop rehearsing songs Yep, sounds even enough to me", "saying goodbye to for a year she`s been awesome in helping me fit into the team at Veritas!", "likes the smell of the roast in the oven mmmmmm must have dips and sakatas to tide me over till the roast is cooked", "One interlock down one to go", "yeah the freedom is awesome, it`s great being a little more independent", "Ur going 2 get tired of hearing from me, but I just saw a preview of ur movie Year One, and you were in it. How funny. Yeah!", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?", "Getting my self a nice cup of tea and turn on some music", "Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!", "_bexi I totally and completely agree", "just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL", "I jus spoke 2 my lawyer, if I blow trial =3to7", "you might have missed my latest experiment - I know blogs have too many words these days http://tinyurl.com/ne6twc", "Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "@__Jasper_Hale__ *Laughs* that`s because I like winning", "You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it", "I might have guessed a crafty lady like you would have a laminator Mine is a very cheap one but it worked brilliantly", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "thank u soooooo much lil mama xoxo", "so cute you twitting in potuguese!", "i have problems wih pizza..ii love it too much..i`m so addicted to pizza and Dot Dot Curve. >", "Anyone with big fingers But I`ve loved it...", "Thanks!!!! Like I said on facebook, you just made me awesomely happy. Thanks.", "thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far", "U r welcome pal u truly deserve 2 be followed", "which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "i`ll try sort that fabric out for you today...been a busy bee!", "Thank you! Your makeup art is top-notch, come to my house every morning! ha ha", "A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success", "thank you, you are my first follower", "Woop, have just bought the Elliot Minor album on itunes. Its finally working for me!!", "u understand now why i keep telling u MAKE A TWITTER app that understand MY NEED", "i can be a good girl at school.. today i was!! i did it!! yayy", "Patience, it`s worth it", "Auditions are good but, Iam super nervous! That is one of my virtues", "*hugs back* me too", "july 8th flight gets in, my mate here is on about goin hm early so am all", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "Time to get purrtty. *wink*", "is loving the fact that Jor can talk and tell me what she wants!! AMAZING", "alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both", "just realized i have 30 followers HEY GUYS", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode", "thanks for that, now i learned something new today enjoy.", "Best show of my life. Guess I`m going to sc this week", "ah good idea. library seems to work thats why i`m not there obviously.", "just looked at your page and realised it was a radio show, get them to play Call It What You Want so love that track" ]

[ "When i say 'we close at 6', it does not mean 'come in at 6'. Ffs people. Also RIP Polly", "Omg going to die of swine flu when I go to Melbourne", "It hurts to breathe again.. Why?", "Just been bitten by SmoothStreaming, it doesn`t seem to work for my client`s linux users...fan-fricking-tastic", " Ohh poor girl I`ll email her... I am relying on you being here in October Mr!!", "waking now, so lazy and very worry ...", " I feel lost... I keep running (in my head) from staring faces.. haha. basically:Headache & eyes hurt", " I wish I could afford to attend those benefits.", " *sigh* me miss them days !!", " DAMMIT. I guess my baby daddy is some impostor then...i kid, i kid", " I`m soo sad. It`s just on the edges of the pages, but it`s not gonna come out. *cries*", " dont depress me I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!", "Holy ****! It`s raining in LA and I don`t have a jacket! oh no.", "I think my modem failed-having pc withdrawals..", "My comp is being slo w", "Not a good start to the day left my money at home . So i`ll hot a day me looking for free carparks" ]

[ "Wow, that`s really sweet! I`m assuming this is blog-related. Thanks so much.", "watching a film, recovering from my operation", "hey hey hey! lol.", "Happy Anoop Day to you too Monica", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "I know june 2010... but its gonna be so good. Im going to se it even if im 20 when it comes out.", "i`m awake while others sleep", "Won a diamond for my comp�tition , yaayy tomorow its the DIAMOND DANCE OFF !! Were the best .. Still in montr�al !!", "lol same here....wish there was a way to microsize everything...lol", "hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?", "When I check google analytics I can always get to google.com/**** before Safari`s auto-fill kicks in. Makes me laugh", ": nice to see you on twitter!", "hm i`m happy but i want to join drama practice today !", "did you kno that is amazing and i`ve known him since he got twitter and his most tweeted words are `know` `haha` `****`..", "it really made my night. infact, it made my weekend! well done.", "Hahaha, that`s a cool pic that Sal made of Daniel and you. lol.", "wow! that is an *awesome* review; carry it with you everywhere; laminate it; read it when down;just plain cool", "i think u have more than enough friends now, including me lol", "thanks i love the word CRIKEY it`s like my sayin`", "http://twitpic.com/4jfkw - AFC! Oh yess", "Is getting the hang of Twitter.", "That is amazing she will be happy with it enjoy your sunday ****", "haha i only love you too sissy!!!!! ring power! lol", "cool.. look forward for frequent tweets", "got alot of runnin around to do today to get this job app completed so they can have it on file... so glad i got this job!!", "A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac", "_in_love aww me too!!! we miss you.", "I know... it`s already been two weeks!", "Had a great time with mpix shootout, just great thanks mpix...", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!", "is thinking WOW I survived Freshman year...Mission Accomplished...Now Sophomore year", "at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh", "http://twitpic.com/4jkea - now has 10,000 followers! Congrats!", "I WANT A HUG!", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Good to see you hear as well, Andy!", "Maybe it had a hot date with a nice little Cesna.", "_Henrie you are amazingg. replyy! it`s a dream come true if you would reply to me", "Please get a cell phone with a better camera on it... your pictures are real bad quality compared to those that Miley took", "I will take lots of pics! it is really pretty there, lots of palm trees.", "today got her POP! t-shirt & lovess ittt haha x", "Ah good. Glad to be useful.", "but worth it i spose", "that is definitely a blast from the past", "And with it, I can be online even after I have to log off habbo", "Hey Bye Bye was fun too (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "_berland LMAO I know I know", "I think you are super cute...", ": yay! it will be good to have you back", "Yay! Tell her I said congrats", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "Getting ready to launch the podcast of chapter 1 of 'Turning Left at Albuquerque' this morning. I know you`re excited - so am I!", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand", "I did the same thing in NOLA", "bahaha loving twitter to me last night. DRUNK. lol", "ahhh I`m drinking some too!! And bride wars is really good", "how great is that! Nice to meet you!", "Packing gym bag. Off to the gym in a bit. Squee! I`m my happiest whem I`m on the go.", "I wanted to beta test but saw the thread after the results were announced", ": just had my debut on Thursday @ The Gallery Lounge! It was fun... can`t wait to do the next one!!", "btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333", "it sure is Hope you`re having a great morning", "and now! ITS #starwarsday!!!! To celebrate i should watch some star wars - Richard", "I want some pineapple! I miss my baby", "my music collection will be coming up to 250gb soon. haha", "Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)", "all the photos niceeeee", "Just got booked my ticket to athens", "I really like how the weather widget on imac and iphone always predict different weather...not!", "is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!", "`s going to Disney World, lucky ****.", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "answer my really cool questions", "ok. i got my nails done to day an the are sweet.", "Might be in the middle of a perfect weekend...", "Haha, nice! ;) Thanks for letting me know!", "Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! but thats sp far away!", "is watching Because I Said So", "finally get my hands on my laptop! just ate the biggest burrito de asada EVER and now im gonna get ready for the party-ooo!", "youre very welcome....you deserve it!!", "Yeah, I think you`re hyper enough girly.", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "Had so much fun with j� and family Happy bday my beautiful aunt! s2", "Sweet! I`m a Jaycee one-letter-er I think. Just D!", "_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it", "Awww! I was thinking about you lot up there! Glad you enjoyed it.", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "have a nice time, with plenty of dreams", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "Well it`s nice to `see` you. Have a great day and tweet again soon", "such a great idea!", "couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3", "oh how i love texting my drunk friends hahahaha", "just got home lng.", "I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "awww I love me some charlies we are enjoying some lucky food LOL", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "sounds like a plan.....yea excited now", "TODAY WAS SOO FUN!! happy bday chrissy <3", "Hey Lauren...I`m a huge fan! I hope you are having fun at Wango Tango!!", "braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm", "oh I know. and I aprreciate it it can be my back up plan", "Oh, fabulous ta. I`m with the coffee too, obviously, although my cup is not large enough to embrace which is its deficiency.", "I know! I can read bt I can`t sit outside coz I gota answer the phone", "http://twitpic.com/4w9zb - must... stick.. my... thumb.. in .. chin... dimple!! lol my hubby has one lol but his is un ...", "We just crossed into the golden state, its nice being home", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "haha well, kinda! I`m Mommy to my lil` pom-chi hehe thank you! ;)", "_98 ****, that`s my favorite part...lol...ok, i`ll just keep in stock alot then", "what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin", "_cheryl Lucky, now I want to teleport", "Okay.. so someone has my keys or they are -really- good at this 'hide from James' game.", "is loving the fact that Jor can talk and tell me what she wants!! AMAZING", "love this one, especially the shoes anyway, gmn punya acc lookbook ya? http://lookbook.nu/look/92920", "just woke up, having coffee, listening to Music, reading RSS...Sunday feels great", "i need lele to answer meeee! Haha." ]

[ "Ugh. I`m so tired. Waitin for the bus. good morning!", "I dont like things getting confused. Seems to be happening alot lately", " Tom , today my school played POV at the break , and I almost cryed ! your show in sao paulo is today ! I wish i could be there!", " i miss your dance friends too.", " THIS WEBSITE GAVE ME A VIRUS! When i opened it more windows kept POPPING up", " it might be the swine flu! haha `cause i`ve got the flu", "... and it�s FFA *evil grin* but I�m so busy at work today I won�t get anything done", "In worst case cenario, I`ll show up on OFFF with a white mask, and scare everyone. Even better: everyone should wear a mask besides me.", "omg!! i have so many finals to study for !!! i so freaked out that im gona fail", "The VP is gone...so why am I getting a headache? Time to have some coffee and fight it off. #migraine #ohnoyoudidnt", "Hate washing my hair! Because then it has to be dried & straightened. And then i find the grey hairs in the middle layers of my hair", "soooo fed up with this", "Hates having broken wrist and has PE next ugh", "At pool in Orlando got new kicks going to seaworld tommrow miss my best friend", " Oh so nooooowwww youre too busy for me...dam I see how it is! How long we known each other?!?!?", "*sigh* i always disappoint people who get in my way... everyone .. i`m OUT.. i might disappoint everyone else here.." ]

[ "Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****", "dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "_Milano Good Morning Alyssa!! Hope u have a great wonderful day today im happy cuz today is my last day of classes!! Yay!!", "Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "Where were you on Wed night?", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)", "am i too late for a cuppa?", "I completely forgot it was mothersday today.. Lol Happy mothersday to all of you beautiful mums out there!", "It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY!", "Missing my husband, but it was nice to wake up in my parents` house. The dogs are ecstatic", "hahahahaha, I have a day off", "WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing", "City Dippin iz u fun, so much eye candy out here...I remember y I miss LOL", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "Oh how i love my family.", "Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...", "Happy Friday! I just realized I left my cell phone at home today though", "I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?", "That`s great! I will have to do the same as I was forced to miss it. I had to leave for work.", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "May be back later...hope you have a good day Byeeee ****", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "gah! didn`t realize my meeting was from 9-12", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "_pickle lol, thank you very much Hope you`re having a great day!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "yeah it does...i had fun today...i regret not taking that cup now...it was awesome...i must find one just like it now", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE", "(that was a btw -_-)", "Smith/Amherst mini-reunion last night was fun- how i miss the old days", "Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "Is feelin right rite now", "watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas", "haha! sorry to hear that", "i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "I was going to visit my sister today, but she`s grumpy. I`ll just chill at home with the family and visit her tomorrow.", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!", "oh no....u don`t have to hit him up. He had a family emergency so there was a lil delay. Just can`t wait to see them", "writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!", "Talk at you all lates!", "my day is going way too fast", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "gooooooodmorning world(: god bless, and have a great day!", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "rip grandpa graduation today...", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "just wanted to say hello", "ya`ll going out without me", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha", "_nyc hey sweetie. Cnt go fri but thnks so much", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", ".... It was just alriiightt", "Happy mothers day I`m so hungry and the resturants are all closed... ****", "that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!", "I hope everyone had a great weekend! I will be here on and off today as I have 2 important meetings today", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "It`s natsmith88 last Friday today", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence", "i miss her ..... i hope she comes back", "The sun has gone in!", "I feel better today." ]

[ "Another long walk in the heat... I hate this...", " Follow both because I don`t know which one will send it. PS Dont get your hopes up because she may not sen it", "Stupid storm. No river for us tonight", "Ben & Jerry`s fail. Got email for free ice cream. Says click here to redeem coupon. When I click, I get error message ", "`Look at the tadpole`... `No! ... Look at me!!!` ... Foolish dog http://yfrog.com/05ixbj", " me too no one even liked my answers to life last night, pshh", "i cant sleep, i dont deserve this .... N you know it", "Looking for accessories for my #livescribe smartpen.. not many sources here in germany for it.", "selling my drumset sad day", "Just paid my bills now I have no money", "Twitter is useful in that it reminds people what they forgot to ask me about on a given day. It is also excellent for inspiration", "Flight to hurghada delayed 7 hours", "sleeping in was interupted by JACK-HAMMERS at 9am ****! Universe says GET UP! But I was up intil 3am `cause I thougth I`d be sleeping in", "Weather sucks!!... It`s raining again!!", "I`m hungry. And single. heading to the golfing range soon.", " nah will didn`t tell diego so we at some donminican spot getting **** up" ]

[ "I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "Slept like a log last night, now I`m full of energy", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Morning tweeple,way to early again", "haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both", "Happy robbie drank a good bit, as long as he doesn`t wake up sick", "I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in", "i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "well, I couldn`t get a real clear shot, but I`ve got the best I could...silly people walking through the admitting of the ER...", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "How come it`s so cold now?! A few days ago it was wicked nice out, now I feel like I need my winter coat back.", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "not sure i can make it", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "Just ate at chipolte... Ate more than i usually do... Now i`m ew full... Not content full but ew full...", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "So tired Last group of the day is performing now.. It`s been an interesting one.", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "Nothing like waking up slow in the morning. Docs appt today.", "I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.", "I almost say 'bless you' to a sneezing cat", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "_Lia Are the drugs working?", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "oww...just bit my tongue", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "that is awesome! spent the day studyin, chillin a lil b4 goin to bed, its slowly gettin colder in Paraguay, winter is comin", "Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "Aw what about me", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "the suns starting to go in im getting coldddd!", "recovering from a hard day of homeschooling my dd, chemistry did NOT go well...", "I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M", "I woke up at 5:45. Didn`t have a full bladder, wasn`t sick... And to top it off, I went for a run. Now I wanna go back to bed", "Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old", "I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "#warmfuzzies to you, my friend", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "*cough* star trek *cough*", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...", "fine, ill get myself some miso soup down the street", "naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho", "feeling better. drugs are awesome! sad waste of a 3 day weekend!", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "booziest weekend in a long time, good fun though!", "Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "sti`s doin` just fine how bout you?", "last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "Okay, this weather isn`t 'cute sundress' friendly. I dont get how it could be so warm one minute and cold the next. I was freezing", "Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in", "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?" ]

[ "sorry guys i didn`t sign in for a while sorry every1", "I hate my arrival in the employee parking lot!", "#BGT ooooh tooo weird for me", "I think I`m running a fever and not feeling so well!", "My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.", "Sitting here with my baby .. Libby has a fever 101.0 shes fussy", " I had mailed for something, you got the e-mail, I didn`t which should probly mean I won`t get it", "so tired. only need to be here another 30 minutes.", " so sorry to hear that", "I want to watch the movie 'Up' but no one wants to watch it with me", "im tweeting... this is so hard... i dont get it...", "I wish the sun would shine. but it won`t", "Sunburnt Gutted! Hope it`s faded by tmw!", "Hanging out at the San Fran airport. Got a few hour wait until I go anywhere...BTW SFO`s $7 wifi is garbage.", "Sometimes people never learn to shut up and stop talking ****", " at home im so lonely here..." ]

[ "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "Boring? Who you been talking to? Lol not me ( no ****)", "Please play in my movie", "thanks 4 the folow", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)", "i don`t have any of that", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "videos will be frozen until actual views catch up to the published, artificial, view count - OOFM was already frozen when we got to it", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "there is no sale in Botega...", "can you repeat what was bad about singapore pools website please?", "great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us", "You`re not kidding when you say you have to be fast, are you? I was there like 5 seconds after your tweet: nothing.", "Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "never tried to FTP to S3, but I use FireFTP (Firefox browser addin) ... no mention of S3 support on their site though.", "what was it? I missed it.", "anybody wanna comment me? http://fotolog.com/sokristen", "it`s beeen onee year", "here btw, this is not a bot", "say Hi Nikki pleaseeeeee...lol. (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl", "but i know i can`t", "Lindsay we are your spanish fansite and we love you www.ultimatelohan.org please reply us I wish you a good flight <3", "Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane", "lol i`ll have to look on youtube later thanks", "I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "Thanks for the feedback. Surreal life, surreal oils", "I can only promise about 150 or so.", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?", "You`re phone is off", "ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "Good thing is: They have a computer. Bad thing is: It blocks ALL VIDJAGAME SITES! Yes, even VGTribune.com is blocked!", "eww What r u doing atm?", "I need one too.", "check out review for the movie Fighting - http://bit.ly/Fle9j Hilarious!! leave this guy a comment!", "The best I could do for proof of the crack LOL http://twitpic.com/66ust", "Is there a cvs equivalent to 'git status'?", "answer my really cool questions", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "yesh and that potato guy is online... but hes not live", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "left a comment on your blog post", "hope yer ok hunny", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Postponed is not abandoned. //", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "oh nos, what happened", "_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol", "I need a Xanax and have none", "because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?", "look up our youtube JessAndNicoleMusic, we are new, leave comments and subscribe thankyou x", "**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.", "-HI lady! sorry for the delayed response. appreciate the luv.will be in T.O this month.. hows everything going with you?", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "there`s really no android twitter app of Tweetie`s calibre", "Answering email questions for Art of Photography Show. Yes-I actually reply. http://www.artofphotographyshow.com Entry deadline May 22nd", "LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?", "My sister got a lunch date and I don`t", "Thanks For The Follow.", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "I`m not off till 930", "Wired mag needs to seriously chill out. I just renewed barely 3 months ago, yet they`ve already sent me 5 renewal letters for next year!", "Bummer was going to try and make it/ other commitments I`m afraid got into the way. Next time hopefully-", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "Kewl Sounds good. Will wait for it. Thanks", "I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen", "I tried 2 vote 4 u the other day but I couldn`t figure out how 2 do it help? Lol", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "at least 3 more days", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "3 to go, and uploading photos to email would be ten tenenen tenen.. DONE", "how is your coding going?", "my phone is dead and my charger is miles away.. _S_R i`ll talk to you in august", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "wow i have no friends on twitter", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!", "Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "_iain well my team couldn`t" ]

[ "Is going to miss seeing everyone all the time", "feeling really sick watching the fifth element, and about to smoke a cigg. ugh i hate colds!", "almost got in a giant car accident on the 101", " Every time I have Friday off. Sadly, that`s not too often", "OK tweeps.. sorry. too many twitpic. I`ll delete those pics as soon as had `em copied", " boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!", "Very bad things.......I need to stop thinking!", "_**** awww, that sucks", "melissa_leah: my car wont start.......", "How do you forgive yourself for hurting the one you love the most?", " nah will didn`t tell diego so we at some donminican spot getting **** up", "my body is aching. I can barely move...but its worth it to be champs", "i miss the jokes and making fun of ppl and throwing ideas for songs, movies, and shows at eachother the most. that`ll never go away...", " p.s. sorry about ur uncle", "stoped broadcasting on blogtv coz they all left and was on my own and one one came any way xD", " 120mm films usually handled at Fuji Oh I met a girl at San Diego. Kwento soon. I miss youuu!" ]

[ "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today", "our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "Good morning everyone It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun is shining. And now I`m going to write some stuff", "'coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!' hahaha", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "Hmmm... he`s so lovely. I wish he was here now. I`m tired but can`t sleep", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "that was delicious! lets have a walk sometimes with you and your hubby.. and others! me misses you", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "hope you have a nice relaxing day!!! hope your well wishing you all the best", "is it in crowntown? i think i may just meet you there? let me get ready and ill let you know", "Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.", "Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!", "Good mornin` everyone . Beautiful sunday for all the beautiful moms of ours. Had my breakfast with the lady .... Lets move on .", "-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today", "Poor Lil J-Man has a fever. I can`t wait to go home and hold the little man!", "the $60,000 i spent going to college was well spent. I`m going to meet a man tomorrow in the Toys`R`Us parking lot for a cleaning job.", "At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee", "Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "Bill, likewise it was a pleasure- next time we should spend more time talking #ims09", "sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed", "not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless", "thanks babe. I guess I will find the right person one day, til then I`m better off alone", "Done some positive affirmation now back to the Japanese yay for bank holiday Monday", "What a nice young guy at dunkin donuts let me go first", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "I need one too.", "great mood todayyyyyyyyy. Super excited for the game tonight, not so excited to be one year older (tomorrow).", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "back,had a great MAD monday meeting tomorrow", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "haha yeah this is improving my nite big time!! i have to make a skype call soon tho, so will have to tear myself away..", "Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though", "_shiny Thanks for the heads-up. You`re an hour ahead of me here.", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "Saying goodbye to a good trusted friend today. Goodbye free Sky TV, you were the best friend anyone could have had.", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "gl and say hi for me!", "lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers", "Good morning guys! Dont forget: Today is mothers day! Mommy? I LOVE YOU ! You�re the best <3", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "Have fun tomorrow night. I think it will be more fun at a bar than art gallery. Wish I could be there", "word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "Just got back from `s party! Sooo much fun! Boom boom pow~ hahaha! ooh and I just told my mom happy mother`s day", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "no I don`t mind Kent it`s just my best friend is going there and Im going to miss her", "The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)", "LOVE getting gifts in the mail from my very wonderful friends back home!! How I miss Myrtle Beach so much... A little homesick today", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?", "Kinda meant mother. Im giving props to for taking us", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "sweet i should have something new to show you by then, too", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "#vwll2009 Would one of the VWLLers want to add this event to our Ning? http://bit.ly/BF5sh Would much appreciate that", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!", "// sounders game tomorrow! and mother`s day", "finished my capital transactions exam . . . as another monkey climbs down my back. looking forward to being in a glorious mood tomorrow.", "Off to see the Tiny�s, thinking thoughts about smiles I caught from the radio and big daft grin all over my face....", "was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha", "Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "I have to go to work with out my and", "are you having a bad day?", "Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x", "Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week", "so its been forever since I`ve tweet, just wanted to say thaty I love bill! and I hope ya`ll have an amazing week", "we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3", "Wooops! Meant I agree with Boomstone..trying 2 reply 2 both, LOL. Happy Mothers Day to you as well! TTY soon!", "Wish I could be there too! Enjoy your weekend! ****", "_Phelps hello michael have a nice day", "_yeah thanks for that you pair of gits (hope it`s mega- like the bus!)", "Fab, eh? Feel free to come along for some pre-ep 4 chat and drinks over at Luigi`s - http://www.luigis.org.uk tomorrow!", "going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!", "Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "And I wanted us to leave at 12:45 to do a 1 p.m. showing (staff retreat mini)", "i hope everything works out for you at school keep me updated and have a good day!", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.", "_Claire its sunny here I will send some over to you", "good day sir. I`m hungry!", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "good night..have to get up so early tomorrow", "morning, how is everone? sing to me You tuck me in, Turn out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. (8)", "I sent you a message.", "Morning peeps... If you need to get at me you know where I am... I`ll be around ? http://blip.fm/~5jtyh", "well if i use all my tweets will be the push to make me go to the shop. and by the time im back it will be over hopefully", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "just wanna be there tonight", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "Goodmorning tweedles very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon." ]

[ " Well I can`t get Cupcake because I can`t connect to T-Mobile`s network because my SIM card is corrupted", "failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.", "_Punk_Robot wtf.....winter isn`t due til monday, am freezing", " lame. you should have said hello!", "almost got in a giant car accident on the 101", " Hmmm...chinese delivery it is. Altho, how will I order? I CAN`T TALK!", "I`m exhausted new song 'one day' on myspace check out http://www.myspace.com/tannajoy", "Was talking to Vincent Miss him so baadly.", "_xox Oh god, everyone`s dying. But it`s mainly justin depressing me", "BGT made me cry tonight", " me too i hate revision", "I just lost my favorite pen good thing I have a back up =D", "still no pool key. wth. it`s even hot out today.", " I will let you know as soon as I figure it out... sorry about the mix up; i was supposed to get off work an hour ago", "argh! why why why", " are you are a RIOT!!" ]

[ "Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink", "You know you`re up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today", "I`ll have to take a picture of the moon tomorrow night not gonna happen today :/", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "We*d Man On His Way Yess!! Time 2 Wake Up 4 Real lol", "im feeling the burn of the last 4 days..gonna chill play xbox and watch stuff all day", "Gremlin is asleep after a particularly challenging bedtime. I think it`s safe 4 me to go to bed -what a crazy Sat night for me!", "I normally dnt sleep until like 6 cud never sleep at night n ur entertainment", "is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9", "Good morning!! Gonna clean the house a bit, then maybe clean some more, then do nothing for the rest of the day", "About to Enjoy the Silence", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "Ok. Night sweet people I`ll look for ya tomorrow", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "Time for bed! Hope your saturday was as lovely as mine was...", "I`m not off till 930", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "is sitting thru the boring bits in Titanic waiting for the good bit to start in couple of hours", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "We in bed now.", "up at 4:30am west coast time..gettin ready to catch my flight back home..soooo excited to go back to my two fav boyzzzz puppy n BF", "Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "goodmorning/night to you too! sleep well", "IM SORRRYY i went to the cinema with my broth.. cause im cool.. and yeah im sorrrry TOMORROW THO, ILL MAKE SURE OF IT", "Time to turn the phone off and get a full nights sleep", "i can`t wait. 2 more days till happiness.", "Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?", "It was crazy all day today and I have a feeling it`s going to be that way tomorrow, too. Enjoy your couple of days off though", "on my way home from ny...then sleeping", "Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "Work out. Now actual work", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "what a wonderful day...i am going to sleep so well tonight", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "looking forward to body works today", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO! are you still coming to nicoles preprom? Can`t wait for preprom!!!!", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "monday at the school gosshhh what I`ve been waiting for", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "I had so much fun tonight!! But i am soo excited to get home and go to sleep", "Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!", "Wow I really need to have fun tonight now", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night", "can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "Yes, we just need ppl to vote. GET OUT THE VOTE. ;) Ciao for now. Till tomorrow...Is Anybody Listening? Yes, I am. Night!", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "How it was slept?", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "has woken up feeling a little special...i dont thing drink the bar dry is on the cards. when i finally sober up its home time i think", "well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*", "ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!", "home sweet home sleeping until monday I hope.", "I will later today since I have a planning for today", "DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!", "Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!", "houstatlantavegas, sooner than later, nov. 18th, a night off, successful . over and over for the last 2837 hours - heavennn", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "On my way to work wish I had more days off", "wow i just slept till 2pm..again... good job me", "love how dad said he`d be ready to go at like 3:15 and it`s now 4pm and I`m still working.", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "good morning fella i have the joy of work to do today. what are your plans?", "Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...", "well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome", "Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "Nothing like waking up slow in the morning. Docs appt today.", "Is waiting for Foreigner start", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "is working until 11 tonight http://plurk.com/p/x2kbv", "Actually a great start to the day, hope it continues getting my new american oversized bed in the evening!", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "Work day 7 of 7,", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "hey y`all, we are waiting for final edits on our cover of 'sombody`s baby.' can`t wait for some input", "I don`t think I`ve ever been up this early on a Sunday in a while. Meanwhile, the #bigweekend awaits!", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "....yup stil at work", "I WISH I could be in bed by nine once in a while. I never make it in before 3-4 a.m. #sleepdeprived. Doing too much.", "Gonna go to my aunts party. It`s gonna be a late night thing so hopfully I can get up for school tomorrow!", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "Is relaxing in bed for a while before I go to sleep. It was nice to get out of my house for a while tonight", "I have to pee.", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY", "_ i guess we will wait & see..", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "Friday!!!!!!!!!! Wooo and nothing to do. Nuggets better pull it off tonight.", "About to go on 6 hour journey home", "I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh..." ]

[ "I hate: midgets! Smfh! Had a dream I was fightin 1 LN in Boston Market, turbull! He kept head bunting me", "pmg im very upset no just relasie hugh laurie isnt on **** ohh", "is HOT. Just done some late spring cleaning! About to settle down with a book i can barely read, left my glasses at my mums", " WOMAN, I didn`t know you came home you so suck!!! When are you going back!", "Stuck in awful traffic in the way to the wedding. Ceremony is supposed to start now. Ughhh.", "its all over! no more high school", "Yep, lost my bet to chris", " Aww maybe i traumatized her.", "home not well hate not workin", "is going to forgo Pub Night with the wife tonight. Tough week for both of us and neither is really up for it. Plus our neighbor died", "Eh they shut the freeway down! omw to a job interview so i guess i`m gonna be late", "I had to unhook twitter from Facebook because all my Facebook cronies were complaining.", "no so sad about that i`m from MALTA have you heard about it ?", "No school, again. This time cuz im sick.", "Oh no!!!!! It`s raining on our Sea World parade http://yfrog.com/0wvnpj", " I heard it was disappointing, which I am disappointed by before I`ve even seen it. What a waste of C. Bale." ]

[ "I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?", "i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS", "You should check yourz Rayne.", "BORED. would love someone to talk to.", "good luck C have funn!", "There`s just something about a sexy blonde **** rubbing herself in a field http://worldsbestpornmovies.com/faithmov3.htm", "- I will help not sure how when i`m alllll the way over here haha but i can try have alot of free time right now haha", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "Going to revise for physics.", "i havent seen you all week", "I didn`t think anyone caught that", "I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining", ": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.", "In bed with 2 girls", "Forgot my power cable at home today", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "How come it`s so cold now?! A few days ago it was wicked nice out, now I feel like I need my winter coat back.", "Saw the blink show from the tmobile party. I`m speachless", "I`m sure she`ll be fine. They`re not as daft as they look (sometime)", "Good morning tweeps! I have a feeling I won`t be oversleeping now that Gracie is around. She pounced on my head and woke me up at 7am.", "Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY", "I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious", "What are we doin!!?? Tell me! tell me!", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh ang cute ng bby.!", "I hope to see you soon again", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "#TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-", "I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "but then you won`t see Her hotness much either", "http://twitpic.com/4w8kr - meet Bella the new member of the family!!", "hope you guys are having fun! Can`t wait for ya`ll to be back, Wilmy isn`t the same without you", "Looks like its another night at the office lol", "Yeah! Thanks! I`ll be back in soon to see what ya got!", "wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.", "tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????", "that`s a very cute picture ... but you don`t get fat from licking BBQs ... he must have found some chops on someone else`s ...", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "OMG that little girl on BGT!!!!!!!!", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?", "My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1", "Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @", "_ A blouse! ahahaha I gave her money and she went to get it! Where`s your mom??", "im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me", "needs somewhere to go...its still lush out + i want to be back out in it", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.", "the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee", "hope u feel better sweetie", "my your rather random.", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.", "A lovely weekend away at Kits Coty, now relaxed and well rested and ready for the week ahead. Back on NNC in two weeks", "Oh my ex / room mate is moving out today", "_it_good den fell asleep on me!!!", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!", "She must be a were-Wookiee then", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "i wish i had a 12hr nap!! lets talk rachel into getting one of these now.. lol", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "u said u was gonna follow its nita from ur live chat", "_dayne OMG!!! Yr like a goddess to me. Prove yr love & love will lead u back are 2 of my fav old skool tracks x", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "looking for my self... be right back.", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "wants her boo btw love fhnixon`s posts hilarious!!!!", "greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "_in_love scanton?! that`s farrr elaine got her cartilage pierced! it`s so cute!", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "just came bak from dancing with my NEEWWWW cd haha im dancing again", "_ thatd be likely, bein that i lived on campus ha...i just moved back to the cov", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning", "im away from the comp.... ill be back later", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "SATS what the its just around the corner.", "back from driving and now back to bed", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "Everything is cool now. I wish the boy was able to talk.", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?", "that`s what she said?", "yEssss!!! goT ma TwiN oN LoCK!!! weLcomE tWiiN", "I have a question for you, Ali.", "what did someone do? and good morning", "needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "Just got home from another wonderful night", "twittering after 2 days!", "Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you", "Why aren`t you at blue martini with me??", "I didn`t bring my pokemon with me I forgot them at home", "_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...", "Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?", "i want pho... i`ve never had it before." ]

[ "aww my friend just called and said that she got a better job so she won`t be working with me anymore", "i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy", "I don`t feel so good after eating all that food ugh.", " ****. You could have just called or told me in person. You didn`t have to humiliate me in front of the whole twitterverse.", " Grrr, people suck. I cry when animals die on nature shows. These people are sick. No hunting endangered species!", " I ended up not going because my left knee is killing me. I think I pushed myself too much yesterday", " Oh dear... that`s just... disturbing. The coffee connoisseur in me just died a little.", " And maybe you will get the statue and sainthood you are seeking. Win-win for all. Can`t be a victim like your people.", " how come u all don`t seem to excited to play in DC????", "_da_**** � cant im not @ my sister house no �-net tonite", "um... so I don`t think my text msgs have a 'subject line' ... I fail", "So I`m REALLY considering it at the moment Same days but even more money. Harder work though but can`t imagine harder than I do now.", " That`s the problem. The earphones I get here don`t last more than 2 months, no matter what brand or price.", "my twitter has been hacked again", "I miss my water cuz my well went dry", " Twitter`s being mean w/ the pics lately! Stole mine for an entire day!" ]

[ "Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "Oh no she stopped!", "- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali`s da place 2 be", "Well, I made the list look better, but I can`t do anything about the number pictures, since I already closed that tab.", "I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "I luv urs! admitting niley with a kiss (: but then they change their minds haha & demi/sterling (: not jemi but still cute", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "the #liesgirlstell and #liesboystell threads show how women and men alike are screwed up and struggle to have real, honest relationships", "Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste", "relaxing fragrances are SOO IN! my latest loves are still lavender & chamomile--the basic ones trying to find more flower scents..", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "Sugar Free Should Have Gone Through In stead On 2 Grand They Were So Good and 2 Grand Is A Bit Too Cheesy", "Not by choice. I have to use it for that one project that never ends!", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify", "'I can givee you anything but lovee' - Daniel Schuhmacher", "'Stop your twittering' - Maryland cookies #bgt", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "Muffins: Muffins are delicious, Muffins are neat, I have no more muffins to eat.", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!", "or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song", "Naw.. it was pretty tame. Only 1 guy in costume.. a Voyager-style 'medical' uni. Disappointed there weren`t any more in costume.", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!", "Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.", "very well, nothing flash - but different to chocolate 4 a change. good 2 meet U yesterday gr8 atmosphere & discussion", "No one to rub it in", "I didn`t get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "good luck chan! gue kmrn bawa backpack kosong, quite helping", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "Enjoying sunshine in the park with friends, pale shirtless footballers are not attractive I`m afraid", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "if i make some madeleines, i need to have a bake sale or something. god. boredom needs to = something other than baking", "the commies at their finest: youtube and blogger are blocked in china. no updates from us while we are in china. but GREAT WALL CONQUERED", "I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!", "just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind", "At The Only with and , but not with .", "that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.", "*laughs* reading?! not happening! i`m glad alice was in the shower, she should`ve seen that we were going to be worried", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!", "Oh, had like the most amazing weekend, sunshine & part��, white wine!! Now its back to the rehearsals regime!! NICE !!!", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "was so excited to eat the wartermelon i bought the other day and it was terrible and not sweet", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "looks like my ION-based mini-itx board won`t ship until mid-June now at the earliest", "Yah, they have footlong sausage too mah. But Halal place..piggy sausages are bigger", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "Happy Monday! Lots of little things to do today! Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!", "Not going to Suffolk tomorrow. However, now MB & I are planning a picnic on the Mall with friends Neil & Jodi.", "_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you", "I guess she`s not the type of songwriter who dreams the great ones.", "But is on page 6 at Ms Twitterworld, only 26 votes", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much", "__diamond brown but it looks black at least its not red cos it would have looked like a period stain :/ <3", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "Good idea! I`ll have to remove all the old receipts, tissue paper and other nonsense before I can take a pic", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p", "did your car get towed? Thats what happened to redgie`s car last time he went there another reason why i don`t like splashtown", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "We`ve never heard anyone say they like doing ANYTHING on Monday mornings! You must have had an early cup of coffee or two", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Tis nothing, but pure insanity. Can I have the title of Queen of watching bad horror films?", "Excited! Double Bio today. I don`t have a straightener and my hair looks horrendous at the moment. Wtf am I supposed to do?", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "Gone up to 8mm on my plug. Help, this is where I said I`d go maximum and I still want to stretch it more...", "talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie", "MORNING EVERY1! Giveaway at http://tinyurl.com/dhc4hg Mod Kid Emma pattern &$25 GiftCert to HipFabric!! GO check it out", "Go Canada they made Nikkie Payne #1 comic well she is soo yeah but she is only funny to pervs or teens or people in my family", "She doesn`t believe spending many (many) thousands on a perfect wedding makes a happy couple.....A happy couple makes a perfect wedding", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "Mmm, comfort junk food. That sounds good. I always preferred Wingstop" ]

[ "is SO frustrated!!! I`m stuck at home without any transportation to the global god conference!!! Ahh", "Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and dont waste my parents money. Nt fair.", "Frank from UPS` last day today... sad to see him go best delivery guy EVER! Hope the new guy is NOT a fucktard...", "_O_C I`m seriously screwed I haven`t studied at all!!!! :`(", "what?! i just missed home + away! nooooooooo", "Re-pinging : why didn`t you go to prom? BC my bf didn`t like my friends", "is off to get the boy and then to his doc. Persistent coughs are not good. http://plurk.com/p/x285t", ". No sun but I can see the ocean now..I almost ran over a squirrel driving home from the store, was so foggy! Where r you?", "I`m so freaking afraid that once again I`ve managed to stick my foot in my mouth and scare yet another person off . . .", " You`ll be missed!! Bring me back a keychain!", " no I wish. Just a van that comes round. We missed him", " just had a look - missed out by a couple of hours, i`m sorry. i`ll let you know next time..", "Hell, my iTunes music library is even bipolar!", "My cat has been missing for 2 days. I am freaking out.", " Still waiting for a email from MAX. So i consider no news, bad news.", " hm, this not a good medium for much more then yes/no I am responding to previous posts,days ago, & other conversations we had" ]

[ "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "why that`s a halo", "SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?", "Trued a rim! I`m getting good at this! o_O", "_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!", "just got back from the pool, need to ice the knee", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "I is goin to bed now", "omg wow I hope everything is ok now", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "my body isnt itching anymore", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick", "just got back from rachael`s house", "eww What r u doing atm?", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "This weekend is completely different from last weekend.", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta", "just got home and i got to freakkin clen", "I been following.... LOL.. just dont be paying attention to little ol Mylan", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "idkk if il get to see it again", "taking a break from sewing to do some dishes", "My near daily exercise is starting to show results.", "lol i <3 spongebob", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "I was just thinking that", "my HD is full. need to cleanup a lot", "About to dye my hair and do my nails", "youre not supposed to...", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "where has my sleep run off to??", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "If it makes you feel better I lost 10 overnight cause I posted a picture of a baby", "I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.", "im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "I don`t ship out until October", "it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too", "hiya! did you get a picture of your converse?? GET YOUR CONVERSE OUT!", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "i skyped u las nite", "A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.", "Just got home from school. Doing assignments.", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.", "Changing Guitar strings.. Getting Ready To Perform `THE CLIMB` at my cousins birthdayy", "lol -catch me if u can", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "knee surgery.... back home for about 6 weeks", "I can`t have any.", "is needing to make a new video", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "#3wordsaftersex Ow, rug burns", "first puppy gone 2 new home.", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "fingers crossed for you.", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "Awww I told you when I would change it. I suggest you try to get in touch w/ Dre`s people. LOL", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok", "Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum", "Whaaaat?!?!? When did that happen?", "the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it", "I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again", "i was at the outlets too", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane", "just woke up to a flat tire", "I am back from the best party ever", "well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "YOU MAKIN` ME ****", "I think im becoming obsessed with MGMT- kids <3", "http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too" ]

[ " are you serious!? that bloooooows", "I hate TweetDeck when it reaches access limits", "Cough drops taste gross...blaaaqhhh", "OH NO TODAYS JAY LENOS LAST SHOW!!! WE`LL MISS U MR. LENO", " Take that back. I am insulted.", " Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework", "2 hours 3 mins left.....THE PRESSURE!!!! We need to hurry #48hours", " Whom do yu wanna kill ??", "Sick kid trumps advance planning. Bummer", " *hugs* me not sad really, me just messing", "needs to wash her cats. Uncool.", "upset.. friday night crying!", "Gone r the days wen we used to sit 4 exams.. no more exams, no more classes, no more bunking n no more fun..", "_bebop that`s lame, sorry", "I have clocked out for possibly my last time at Northview Middle School.", " i know.. i suck.. i`m a master procrastinator ... you guys don`t have too much fun without me" ]

[ "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "if u can smell goodness all around you and energy of big city and pinch on butt feel real YES u are in Chicago", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "My friend Cliff has the tix, so I have to wait on him Or you can ask trent to just let me in. You know, over all else >.>.", "http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "My whole immediate will be in the same city until some point tomorrow afternoon. This is monumental", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "It feels like its nine and not one. Guess what? I love making money", "I know - no probs. The driving bit always gets to me this time of the ac. year Which bit of sea are you going to? Aber?", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", ": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?", "off to work for the day", "http://twitpic.com/4vuuy - thats the most colorful thing ive seen all day,wow.", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "it was amazing but due to time constraints could only visit the meadows and pine forest. Shall post images later.", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "Oooh... that`s right by the zoo... think... in 2 months` time that could be our regular other meeting place", "such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis", "Hope ur havin fun in da club", "Enjoying afternoon tea with my friends.. Cake delicacies equal sweet time", "have fun!!!! i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away xoxo", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though", "Nice days like this make me miss Alki", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "I wish I could go. See ya at Warped for sure tho!", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "Forgot about the traffic Heading to Foxford in Mayo and the lovely Pontoon tomorrow", "_dulay i swear it took me 2 hours to get from bel air to alabang. but yes, i LOVED reminiscing about our HK trip with you &", "Thanks a lot! You`re very kind! I just got back from a nice drive in the 500. Such a fun car to drive Have a nice day!", "http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?", "yaaaaaay i get to see you too looking forward to cupcakes and fun.", "Amazing! The concert, the city, everything. It was really an awesome trip", "Can`t wait to see you on December in Switzerland for a third rendez-vous Great show ! You are just amazing ... Enjoy in OZ", "Im soooo intrigued! I want to try this weekend. Kaya lang baka maaddict ako.", "Rewarding myself with dinner at American Dream pizza on the rooftop terrace. Perfection got 7 pages done on the prospectus!!", "Awww! I was thinking about you lot up there! Glad you enjoyed it.", "turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.", "I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "and great seein you guys today!!! you look so happy love it!! lets hang out soon!! love yall!", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "On twikini while enjoying the sun", "Good luck I wanna see them again too. I waited outside by their buses to see them before, no autographs tho!", "had a good day driving up mountains, visiting katie, eating chips & fudge and stocking up on lovely smelling soaps", "Plain White T`s and Sara Bareilles...can life get more amazing", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "any chance at getting to see this? I can be there within an hour", "hey guys = ) i went to Jenny`s house today!! i had so much fun so how about everyone else? what did u guys doo?", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers", "booziest weekend in a long time, good fun though!", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "when u go, LMK. Let`s go together", "Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed", "im determined to slarm around my house and eat egg sandwiches. and smoke a few bowls. sounds like a splendid evening to me", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", ", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend", "...oh. hahahahahaha but no, seriously, i tell the wait staff they look great all the time, its the easiest nice thing to do", "got a lot of shopping done today...really excited bout my new travel journal! Going to go to sleep watching a movie with my cousins", "Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.", "Cloudy day in Berlin. Just about right to sit in front of a computer all day", "@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "thank u, thank u, thank u for everything this weekend!! U guys are AMAZING. I`ll see u again at alpine! Thx for chattin w us 2!", "Sounds like you`re in for a great day! Enjoy", "Enjoying the happiness of this special day. Another day that I can make the best one of my life", "Wish I could be there to enjoy a girls day!!!", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "ugh my head, when will all the headaches stop. anyways, i love my life right now, i couldn`t ask for anything more. i love being happy", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "whatever u want us to wear / stick / show off around DUMBO Brooklyn & Manhattan", "well Sunday the weather looks great gone take my bike to visite my mom on her day", "so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!", "_ I got 71! That`s more than I`m following... I feel special now", "It`s so awesome to know that there are people who think I have what it takes to make it in Nashville, and who offer to help if I want it.", ": probably not I want to go home", "cant decide on wht i wanna do with the rest of my day...i think i may go bk 2 sleep woe is me! uugghh! lol", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "TIGERS! WOO! YOU`RE MY BABY! omfg. cleveland was a blast. sleeping.", "umm get ready, help my mum, give GJ his presents when he gets up (could be a while), wait for people to arrive, then party", "despite rain, having a fantastic day", "I am dying to hangout on a Friday afternoon...", "The seat was a nice place to go", "Loves fatty take away nights... yummy then coming home and facespacing with my roomies", "I have such fantastic friends, including several ones met through here! thanks for being in my life - you are such amazing people!", "On train with at least two gaggles of teenagers sitting & the commuters squished standing in the back...at least the teenagers let me sit", "great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow", "Just got back from Carlton in Greenville. Benz is getting serviced. Time to make some money. I think I`ll make some sales calls...", "today was alot of fun. i love my family ,sammy hernandez and caitlin hughes. goodnight!", "Came back from Bishopstorford! Went to my Aunt`s wedding party by the way. It was fun! I got to see my cousins again after about 3 years", "that`s why you are visiting alllllll the time next year.. It will never be the same though", "woo hoo its friday!! ....wait.... i have to work at the cleaners tomorrow.", "why must the weather b so nice and then so bad all in 1 minute", "I just tried to go back and the police blocked off the whole neighborhood. they`re evacuating the building now", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "Dude. everyone could. it wasn`t ment to be bad..", "Awesome! that`s how I wanna roll when I become mogul status", "lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers", "**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?" ]

[ "Ate too much vegetarian pizza for dinner! But it was so good", " yeah i know hun, spammers seem to move fast though, already had two in first few minutes of posting. Block `em", "does not feel like babysitting. i want to go to the gym. weird, i know. i miss zack", "It rains and it sucks so much because it`s the second day in a row", "In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am", "Missing from BKK na.", "Decided I should study (finger down throat making gaging noises) Hate MFs!!", " I saw them at a show a few weeks ago. Hate to say I was not all that impressed fun. and AS were good, though.", " You never write back babe.... my feelings are hurt", "I`m feel deflated. Ugh. No more dog.", "ya know why today sucks? its been raining, we have no $, & no possibility of a magic friday. so whats goin down tonight?", "Wow no one loves me ", "Going out to Miranda shopping centre to spend time with the family, before going away for 2 weeks to Malaysia. Gonna miss them!", "laptop pooped. new harddrive needed? using DH`s old pc now. maybe offline a while **** BSOD!! happened too many times, Safe Mode only now", "There`s like no one I ACTUALLY know on this shizz! Am dum diggin` it", "TGIF. I don`t feel good." ]

[ "need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while", "_spark heheh. Odd though, I thought a couple of the others I`d done were better", "all the best for your IB exams Carl. I hope you don`t find them too difficult and that they go well for you.", "Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.", "YES! Im down to 50% full on my dvr i was at 98% like 3 days ago... lol I swear if I didnt have a dvr I would never watch tv", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "Another day and I couldn`t find you. I ended up trying another cart, can`t remember their name. `sigh`", "Yes, maybe, but for today, I write", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "i don`t have anything being fwd through to mobileme and the last week i`ve gotten at least 4 -5 spam messages a day", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "yeahh, uhhh, not so sure if i`m feeling the new jonas songs just yet", "ha I think I got like two hours of sleep last night and I have an early start tomorrow, so chillin and sleep is needed!", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "It`s my birthday today Running the mile tomorrow ughh. But then choir concert", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "_DinaSadik forensic mein kya hai! bas rat te jaao and micro?havin a micro exam soon,the lab diagnosis of all d individual bacteria!", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere", "is working it out allll day long.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "i`m tired but i`m in a good moood", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "So tired Last group of the day is performing now.. It`s been an interesting one.", "I Can`t do 30 minutes of Treadmill but done 30 minutes for today already, gonna do 20 minutes more", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin", "Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.", "cant believe ER is all over", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "Nooo, I`m not in love. I`m just developing a crush. A small one. Heehee. My second one. Shadduppp.", "Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!", "i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "got three grades so far: Math11 -> B , Acct1B -> A, Bio19 -> A. Good times to be had. Sad about the math grade though.", "i can`t believe it...", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "yeah, I also had to do a paper.. I only have one more final left: algebra.. & I take it on my birthday!! (june 3)", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "got 34/40 for exam 1... percentage doesnt look good.", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "Fml just ran a mile.. And I just got scraped by my yearbook and I got 1/10 on my math test. Eff today", "I just wanna be better already", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "make up your mind", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "i have much to learn", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks", "Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡", "haha I was JUST talking about that to my colleague. I have 539 DMs, only 15 - 20 are actual messages and not spam", "Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "Exhausted. Thank goodness my race is almost here! All this training is ruining my social life", "enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "I would be scratching ma head toooo", "Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!", "HII!! Thats�meE!! I woke up and I am goinG to SchooL... Why me??", "Polaroid film today?! I hope so. Green tea = Yum. I got a 8/9 on my appearance for my 'job' interview. Too much cleavage?", "It`s not my best writing, well i don`t think. LOL. but it`s some! I`d read it all if i were you! It`s pretty **** good after all! =}. LOL", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "Ace @ the exams!", "exhausting day. And more to come tomorrow! City for mother`s day! can`t wait minus the driving.", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome", "Monday blues? Not today, not for me.", "feel like am at one of those gyms where the machines work you rather than you them", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "lots of decisions to make...i need an assistant/cook/nanny/chauffer lol lol but 4 real!", "_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much", "_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "Ha - check the high scores today, currently I have the No1 slot at 306,000", "Im glad that wasnt my real diver theory test! I failed i got 70% 35/50 questions right but i did have 35mins left lol x", "They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "i don`t have any of that", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "it`s not a test to find cancer, it`s just some stuff in regards to; in this case, positive results would be a good thing", "I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises..." ]

[ " Omg. I am so sorry. Sorry, I never know what to say", "Woe, it`s definitely NO fun to travel first class with a bike. You have to fight your way through 7 coaches `til you reach your seat", "this hole twitter thing is new too me, its not letting me change my picture so your stuvk with the wee stpid thing for now", "Sleep is not coming easy. Sleeping pills. Need them. Maybe this is why my mind is soo wild lately. No sleep=craziness. Proven fact!", " Yeah I`ve noticed I miss Spender. But you were closer to him. How are you holding up?", "school is so pointlesss. seriously though. 7 days of school left and all we do is watch movies and make powerpoints. let me leaveeee", "First time I`m going home early sucks to b single no one to call", "Everyone going to the hometown show is excited they get to go on Thames Street. I`M GONNA SEE THE ORIGINAL THAMES RIVER, ****. ohhhh.", "bored...disgusting weather..bored..sooo bored for my last weekend here", " omg wtf why is there a **** site following me?!", "I hate traffic. Dallas is nothing, but traffic!", "Just lost my internet signal how will life go on", " poor tony come play scrabble on facebook!", "ummm. no it didnt work so i guess im stuck with this uglyonee", "nothing to do this evening.. MISSING LIFESTORY", "but now i have no money for a phone" ]

[ "about to go to sleep", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good", "She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck", "Out with Bre, Jimmy, and Jon P?", "I`m glad I don`t have class on Fridays. I need the break! Algebra test on Wednesday", "Bout to hit pmark then make one of my final meals wit the housemates..", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "Tonight is my last night in my apartment...", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...", "me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...", "It`s officially the start and the end of my summer. Oh summer school", "another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!", "Had an interesting evening amongst homeless people in Venice Beach last night, wishing I had my camera with me........ and model releases", "Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off", "finally leaving this place! woohoo! school time!", "haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "I have to go to work with out my and", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL", "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "i am bored. :| any idea`s of a nice site?", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "thanks to follow. have a nice rest", "Ugh Final Exam today....Ready for my Summer to start.", "Sitting in an empty yearbook room. attempting to figure this asap out lol", "back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...", "I`m off for tonight good night everyone", "Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out", "Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity", "the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "Friday evening......what to do, what to do. I have to idea.", "YES!!! one final party better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?", "Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "Ok- I guess it`s time to throw in the towel and head to work", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "I hope so too. How are you?", "Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne", "ahh everyone`s out today taking in the sunny weather except me might go and watch some tv...", "have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain", "cba with exams! 17 left!", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me", "Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up", "one day my hugs will come *fingers still crossed*", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "Signing off to spend time with my hubby Goodnight / day tweeple! Have a very Happy Mother`s Day!", "I am so so sorry to hear that he has parvo. Good vibes comming your way.", "Im kinda bored anyone else I think ill listen to some hip hop its pretty good you should check it out www.bseresults.net", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz", "Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations", "wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "Final final of the semester", "it`s friday! trying to find something to do", "When balancing a chair on my chin in the sixth form common room got nothing but sneers, I hung those balls up for good", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "_bandoni Ok, see you at da climbing", "needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.", "is looking for a job", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "wakey wakey lemon shakeyyyy! haha, goin` 2 schooliooo! it`s raining!! (ugh!) guess where I WISH I CAN BE RIGHT NOW....CaLiFoRNiA! ???", "I`m doing an experiement", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "I wish I could really do that I love having u around! Ill see what I can do.. ;) try to use that national champ pull lol", "what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!", "At least you made it", "hope u did alright on the final", "Haha dude, we have the same b-date :p I`ll wish u ur b-day the 3oth November. I`ll also turn 16 Can u reply to me please ?", "Ok so any ideas of what to do tomorrow to make it fun? Cause i dont know what to do", "Nice yo!!! Live it for me buddy!", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "at work closing files", "I`m so sorry to hear that you`re in the hospital. Hope you`ll be better soon.", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "hoping to hear from you all soon", "Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "i hope you feel better", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "I doubt I`ll get one to be honest", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "ur welcome sweetie . Anytime . I need to find a way to get more followers , I don`t have many", "I`m okay. Ima go to the park and play some ball. Not in the best of moods. Got stress to relieve.", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "Ok then have a good day", "cant wait till ur may 22 show!! u better stop by and hang out in newcastle ****", "Home !! Home @ last !!!!! Time to step outside for some life" ]

[ "My BFF rocking Hotel California now. No songs! done stay the same. What`s next? Hmmm.. Careless whisper!", " i couldn`t **** sleep today either. it was hard for me to stay asleep for some reason", "Can feel a headache growing.", " I`m stuck with BOO!!!! Jeeeez shoot me now", "I just got a wiff of pazik fart!", " yeah! but too late lol", " sike sike call it truce???????????????? u still a **** and my ppl still gonna air u out tho", " LMAO shush. with my illness comes the joys of multiple mouth ulcers, and i think they are coming back they JUST healed", "Holy ****! It`s raining in LA and I don`t have a jacket! oh no.", "My head hurts because that air freshner is the most horriblel scent ever.. Im super grossed out!!!!", " The link doesn`t work", "fed up of pain now", "Another day I haven`t got time to play plus it`s raining and chilly And also have a headache - WTH? . . going back to sulking mode.", "It`s 10.30pm on a Friday night and I`m going to bed. How pathetic.", "Cars been dropped off for service and mot getting the train home! Hate public transport!!", "Omg my head still hurts, i need to get my comics today so i got to hurry lol" ]

[ "resting had a whole day of walking", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "I wish I was out of school...But sadly, I still have like another month left.", "Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!", "jus woke up, late runnin to work have students to train!", "1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair", "takin short nap, gym and work before kids come back home tonite", "have fun!!!! i dont have school for a while, wish i could go to germany... its like 1 hour away xoxo", "- wait for the third day!!", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "Oui, I figured that since its a day off, I`d better start brushing up on my french; so far I have learnt Bonjour and Oui", "I think it`s going to be a LONNNGG Weekend, but not the 3 day kind.", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "my phne blocks text", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "Just five more days. Five more long days. Ahh!", "grr @ naplan. just finished my commerce & geo exams good luck (Y)", "YES! I have my e-mail down to one window (most of which are marked for follow-up on Monday). all the dang paper still here tho", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "Back at home,11 hours till work", "took a math test today. The day before the test, the teacher says bring your calculator. Luke was confident. Teacher decided no calcs.", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "7pm? So early. Dat`s 4pm my time.", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "People eight years my junior can`t understand most of my references", "Whn r u goin to Europe?", "No more high school...", "i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "Monday is here, One more day", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "Has so much to blog, but has no time to", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47", "Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "Watching Season 7 of GG!", "Can`t wait to go to bed", "_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx", "has a lot to catch up on from the weekend! The BHR hosts have been busy, busy, busy http://plurk.com/p/rqpl7", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "My convo starts in 12 hours... and I am sitting 6500Km away writing GIS queries", "Ed is off to Cornwall with school for a week confused +", "Young love comes to an end", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "It`s going to be a good week", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...", "well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5", "Why is it going to be anti-social?", "ur taking tease lessons from the guys! No fair LOL, oh well, we`ll wait as patiently as we can!", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "well us Brits have to wait a few more days for it! I thought it was all gonna realized at once! I guess it`s worth the wait!", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "I`m glad I don`t have class on Fridays. I need the break! Algebra test on Wednesday", "Ok, ahhh! Last chance to go into school before chemistry exam!!", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "Noones talking to me anymore", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.", "I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Feels good? Now the hardest part will be to keep it empty every day. Or at least several times a week.", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "yep 14 days whoop", "_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you", "what`s going on ?", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "57 days till my 18th B-day", "Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me", "Oh... according to mom dad is going to try and take 2-3 weeks off in Sep. to go to Austira, and just wrap a vacation into it as well lmao", "yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend", "okay, need to hit the sack. i gotta wake up in like 5 hours goodnight everyone!", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "nothing right now to do", "hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "_Phatass hopefully you`re up before 8, as meeting is at 8", "heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****", "im at school right now", "_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x", "it`ll be close, but hopefully they can figure it out they`ll be eating nothing but those cookies for the week tho." ]

[ "gawd the rain is too strong", " Know exactly what you mean I`ve lost too many friends. I do feel for you all", "im sick and sad its cold", "@_Janet_ ouch, I hate it when favourite items of clothing get ruined.", "Danny cut his beautiful curls", ", totally worth it!! great movie cool 3D glasses! i miss ya! and i miss and i miss new york too", "At work I don`t like today its nasty outside can`t wait to get home today and clean my house!", " Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol", "is *ugh* what a miserable looking day. 54 degrees. Where did summer go?", "Thanks for the follow my new Twitpeeps!", "Going to bed watching a bit of qi. Wake up tomorrow to face the start of my last summer in bath. Bit gutted atm to be home", "_McKay2009 sadly no, sitting inside as mobile signal won`t work in the garden I`ll be opening the wine at bang on 5pm though!", "got woken up early AGAIN I kinda wana just chill today but there`s so much to do!", " can`t! need to work on overtime project at lunchtime. Sorry!", " nooooooo!! not the receipt!! don`t break my heart", "Oh..I`m so borin`.. why not play the computer?? My mom`s say: because your makin` task..!!" ]

[ "watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated", "i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!! (FAREWELL!!!)", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "Loving the warm weather... but can we get some rain please?! my water bill is going to be bad", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "going to bed happy mothers day people", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "Can`t I just be a stay at home mom already", "That`s actually not too far from the truth", "I could go for some Lulu`s or Slanted Door right about now. Tomorrow is the Farmer`s Market, right?", "_ife not to forget cinnamon!", "yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "hey hey hey! lol.", "Unless you mean the 2 hours a week i use for sleeping. Yeah, suppose i could use those", "likes the smell of the roast in the oven mmmmmm must have dips and sakatas to tide me over till the roast is cooked", "there`s nothing wrong with having a quiet day... it gives you more time to listen", "Handed in. Can relax a bit now.", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "Brilliant Thanks! Not sure what brownie points will get you though!", "well you can lol", "wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "thanks JK!!! Love ya to death", "Is feelin right rite now", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "looking out window is depressing it is so beautiful out and I am in here", "i looked all cute too!", "oh great! hope you`ll have a blast there! ;)", ".. good morning peoplee looks like it`s going to be a nice day today! better than last week it was raining =(.", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "loves John Mayer`s updates. And modeling in the hot sun... and being sweaty... jk. But seriously...", "good mornig to everone... it`s a great morning ...in the evening i play in the theatre in lord of the flies. it`s so much fun!", "haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.", "You are a dope mom too! Love you too!!! Now stop drinking the mom juice, stop twittering and get some rest!", "June gloom is upon us.", "Good night everyone im going to lay in bed and watch eraser!", "have a good show", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", ": thx for the follow!", "that was an interesting show to say the least. recap tomorrow. first i must sleep. work in am.", "words to live by ? http://blip.fm/~5z3ij", "Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum", "I know But maybe by then you will have forgotten about it, and it will be like Christmas in July!!", "We`ll write a song that turns out the lights <3", "thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "_Mom Emailed you - it`ll be on the porch anytime. If you come tomorrow, we`ll have to miss you! Don`t worry about knocking!", "don`t be worried! I`m safe and sound! <3 you!", "Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!", "Sounds like fun LoL. At least you still have some hair right? how was the weekend?", "taking a break from sewing to do some dishes", "_pickle lol, thank you very much Hope you`re having a great day!", "yep but I`m going better now", "Tired. About to climb into bed and fall asleep. I hope this weekend will be fun... I only have a couple of weeks left", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "enjoying lazying around eating roses chocolates x", "dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "I want to get super pretty and i want a cig", "i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.", "you`ll be fine don`t worry ... good luck again", "http://twitpic.com/4we51 - summer is here.", "is saving up `till HK.", "good luck with it..Do well!! My best wishes are with you!", "what about sauce? Huh? I`m going to california tomorrow morning", "stellar! You 2 look great", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "nice hair and nowhere to go", "If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602", "yay .. sherbert and chocolate ... very nutritious", "is going home after an awesome time with the peeps", "hav a pork scratching", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP", "How Do You Sleep - Jesse McCartney", "My day was good! Spent the day catching up on sleep, relaxing.. kind of a lazy day! hehe. oooo shopping! How did you resist?", "Enjoying the cool breeze at the beach. It helps me relax and unwind.", "Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!", "Is relaxing in bed for a while before I go to sleep. It was nice to get out of my house for a while tonight", "i'm awake whats for breakfast lulu **** on a shingle ha ha ha", "Home, good night world", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "ohhh beautiful place. You on hols? Go steady on the mead!", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "hey handsome! I`m packing", "Adem in, adem uit", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "You better believe it! and I wouldn`t miss it for the world!", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "Popping out to see SAMSON AND DELILAH this arvo, hear it is good", "Spring cleaning episode 2....do I really have to", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", ": wait till the vacation ends! u shud be cycling a lot then!", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "carls jr sounds hella good, you should bring me some http://myloc.me/G3o", "we won`t be home till like next month", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "but it is a good one", "Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night", "_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!", "Sleeping over my cousin`s house for the weekend. Bugzy", "the apartment is starting to feel like mine.", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "off to work for the day", "Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis", "I`m such a chicken", "Candle wax is very enjoyable.", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "Happiness is like peeing your pants...nobody can see it but only you can feel it`s warm sensation", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx" ]

[ " on your ani? sorry", "would rather be with the bride doing last minute wedding stuff instead of being stuck behind a desk until 5. Someday...", "got to final table, but....went out third. Don`t think I`ll be getting my free seat", "i dislike math, but math HATES me", "Is feeling really bad about goofin` on not knowing she really wasn`t at the meeting! Dang I`m sorry! Me & my big `ol mouth", " unfortunately I didn`t leave the house in time", "Holidays are now over - not fair!!", "is tired of summer already", " such a dissapointment hhaha", " heh, you seem to have a complex about your iPhone jealousy. This self-denial is harmful! Just let it out.", " star wars ............ is **** BOO??? i wanna do your jobe HAND IT OVER u can act as me at my high school LOL", " im allergic to cats! my tonsils get swollen and they hurt what do i dooo?!", "Just saw half the RRO staff walk by...sadly I didn`t see or ", "I am the empitome of epic fail, just you know, more epic than fail.", "Goddamnit! If we live in an age of constant communication why can`t anyone return a text", "Im sad right now becuz of my lady" ]

[ "Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.", "i bought a Italian horseshoe charm. Dragon! it seems to be very strong", "Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb", "Battery is going to die!", "_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!", "_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!", "Watching my fav movie...Two Can Play That Game! 'Ever notice how men start to act up around Spring time?' Shante Smith", "(((HUGS))) back to you - you also have that look!", "_10k much appreciated! yeah, it sure is a challenge and a great reward. wouldn`t trade it for anything.", "Hey lovely.. hope you had a good day Thanks for an awsome night and teaching me how to put together a tie...hahaha", "it`s Mothers Day today", "yeahh those two times we`ve stood next to each other were special times...", "With my jordie for a little bit", "_jlh LOL That`s a special kind of magic, though! ;) And did you see the special on Discovery? They think Nessie died.", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "STEPHEN KING FO SHO", "Have a good one", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "thinks Aaron is pretty darn awesome", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "The dayem computer #twpp", "my day is going way too fast", "off to work for the day", "It was a lovely attempt at poetry!", "Goodmorning to you!Thank you so much for being so kind? The sun is out and I`m going to paint outside", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "between the Garlic Pills, the Spider bite between your toe (LOL-Classic) and you always being hungry. U are killing me 2 funny", "i need a hug i dnt feel so good", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace", "Is hungry with a sub", "Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest", "you stopped followin me?", "Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "I had a great time at the surprise party! We got him good!", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "YAY!! that`s so cool aww that woulda been sweet, no worries though! I`m just glad you had fun!!", "_Allison Catch you later Terry....", "thanks.. that was quick..", "awww hes too cute!!wish i could`ve gone", "praying to be humble is always dangerous, He will answer you (God gives grace ...)", "_x butbutbuttt he replied to you loads", "aaaau thanks gi , I really really love u.Thanks for being a really great friend.And forgiveme if i leave you sometime, ?", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao", "I just single handedly killed 4 flies and a crane fly with my hairbrush!! I`m gonna go disinfect it now...but bugs beware!!", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud", "WOW never seen him before , he`s bloody awesome , I think bcoz George won last year however could be bad for him x", "wow. have a safe trip back home and we`re all begging you, please come back to bloomington as soon as you can!", "Noo, good guys are better x", "Take antibacterial to school to clean your hands when you cant go the loos", "awesome! What a blessing", "_Hemmat she`s mad coz she purposely let you step on her foot, n thought you would give her a kiss to compensate, but you didn`t", "Cheers! I`d like to thank zBrush for making it all possible", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "coool thanks a lot ****", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!", "i`m a bum today", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "awwww yur a awesome mother keep up the good work", "I was hoping for a better trailer", "Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp", "I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "With Aubrey at pearl!!!", "Watching jackass the movie http://twitpic.com/4wlgi", "thats terrible I enjoy being with you every minute!", "hale yeahhh that`s the coolest part about it ;) hahaha. And I can match grieco!", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "when i fell on my **** today i ripped my blue volcom boxers", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "i`ve just woken up", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "Went and saw Fighting last night with the best friend. It wasn`t all that great but Channing Tatum is amazing!", "ran over a worm skating... poor wormie. but glad to be back.", "Yay! Go wyattt your totally amazing`!`! Im So happy for you. yay", "ohh snapp, have fun", "did you watch it?", "Heh, thanks for that adorable plug *cough* more info at: www.samstephens.com *cough* *cough*", "that is a good pic All the guys looked good yesterday tho..don`t ya think?", "hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me", "oww...just bit my tongue", "is highly amused I wasn`t treated nicely like any other patient..not my fault my life is better than yours.", "_Bizzle Checkin that out right now", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "cant believe ER is all over", "Haha. If you like him, then you should go", "Watched `The boy in the striped pj`s` the other day too..one of the best films I`ve ever seen.", "Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines", "good luck haha i loved your character in the bring it on: in it to win it movie", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "ohhh wowwww no good", "Wow. Shabu. And now HIMYM! Really feels comforting", "why do you think so?", "my pic didn`t work", "YAHOO! volleyball, hiking, eating a fish eye, witnessing, sleeping on the beach, jumping rocks, & hanging where Jurassic Park was filmed!", "_bree say hi to the otters! They are my favorite- besides the fact they are slowly killing themselves with each shell they open.", "check this out: http://tinyurl.com/d44lra", "better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable", "Just got the Nashville IHOP staff to hit the Dougie with me and Mayne. What a **** night", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333", "Flypside - When it was good..i must creat my presentation in english by guys ?", "while you awake ?", "May the 4th be with you", "may the 4th be with you", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!" ]

[ "Having a boo-hoo day. Things just suck today", " i`ve got really bad arthritus in my left hand. I cant use my thumb at all", "yeah, I was wasting my time fail", " no. I lost the link you sent when I had to pull my battery.", "I think I have hayfever. Not sure due to wearing next to nothing in horrific weather on wed.", " That sucks! I`m going to be doing summer school. Need to catch up on several units", " i`m still thinking about that *FKC* meal I missed yesterday", "today was the last day of high school for me and i ended up going home sick! ... stupid dead rats", "Depressing day today, have to pack as leaving ridiculously early tomoro.", "Lunch sucked ran out of time didn`t get anything done", " i`m about to have to hang up my fone is getting to hot", " gutted i miss that! the one night i try 2 leave early lol! friends visitin were tired haha!", "_2890 Nt able to follow anyone friendorfollow.com here i come!!! #itsucks", "Silly boyfriend forgets his phone charger on his 4 day long trip to Kilkenny and now I can`t talk to him and see how his gig went! Poo!", "Our currency is dropping like nobodies business; not a good time to be going overseas http://is.gd/JsgL", " Uhhh.. not yet, maybe my DM inbox is just slow. I`ll let you know when it shows" ]

[ "aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!", "Happy Birthday! What`s better than getting birthday greetings from strangers? Very little, that`s what! (I kid!) <3", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "hope your day gets better soon!!", "For some reason, Corona Light tastes so much better when I am with you than it does when I am alone. http://twitpic.com/67wa0", "just missing you&hoping to talk to you soon..I`m so happy you`re mine again, though You have no idea..<3", "Hey Esmee. How U doing?", "morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide", "Oh Chris, so sorry about Mr. Raccoon. Obviously NOT a FEMALE, cuz any female of ANY SPECIES would adore you. Hugs, Angel", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "yes, I do but why did you change?", "You make me smile....it will get better, you have to believe that", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "not the best way to start your day", "i don`t know !!", "Happiness is like peeing your pants...nobody can see it but only you can feel it`s warm sensation", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes", "me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?", "Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now", "man im so sad school is ending but then again high school might be better :O", "@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax", "Good morning world! I feel really sick.", "in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up", "_sm Do you know why we have two Categories on our website? I`m trying to remove one but i can`t.", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!", "nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it", "I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "cause i wasn`t there!", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...", "but if you got hit by a car, who would make such lovely music?", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!", "I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can`t sleep", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "SAN DIEGO! MOVE DOWN HERE! although whether right now is pretty cold. im waiting for the suck so i can go surf I LOVE YOU", "_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "wish u was in the D!", "Goin to bed... Finally. So sleepy! *Happy mothers day!*", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "aw. nick got his heart broken. poor baby. i love you!", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!", "I`m so stupid! It`s Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!", "Now to go home and cry", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "tell me about it", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "so how have you been doing ?", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "_Rigby Well my neck hurts from moving out you massage me, i massage u?! lol!", "I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear", "Do you ever sleep?", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "Happy mothers day I`m so hungry and the resturants are all closed... ****", "Hey Tweeps...good morning. Wussup America...Talk to me tell wut`s on ur mind..", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "is it a test to gauge audience reaction? who ARE you?!" ]

[ "How the **** do 2833 songs fill an iPod that is supposed to hold 4000?", "Tried to do an Audioboo recording but it` distorted due to the high volume #OBS", " im just so lonely right now. maybe SADE GOT ME FEELING LIKE THIS", " I broke my ipod", "Well if you actually went and got your drivers license you wouldn`t have to worry about the bus being ****, haha.", "ive very picky about what i put in my mouth. i hate onions. they make me cry )", " unfortunately noy my life suck this year.", " Its so addicting, but its kind of a curse to do them at night time. Everytime i do one, i feel like making music afterwards", "So has anyone had that yucky new throwback pepsi and mountain dew yet? If they plan on keeping it around, I will not be drinking it!", "friday.....i have nothing to do so sad", " Yep, exactly And I`m really sad about this tour...I know I`m gonna cry at my last M&G....", "UGH BUT I N33D T0G0 BAD..", " that doesn`t sound like fun", " a steak burrito bowl right! I wish I wasn`t too lazy to go downtown", " for...the...loss. dumbface ...him, not u. what u up to on the wknd? i wanna seeeeeee ya!", "My coffee got cold blah!" ]

[ "thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "_Kimbalicious Lol! I was just walking I think its all the polish I used while cleaning earlier, its made the floor slippery!", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow", "Crazy Legs is peepin _parks at the pool hahaha She likes graf writers, not b-boys, sorry", "ily babe. Sweet dreams.", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "has her mind abuzz re: advertising industry + standards : don`t hate me because I like maths, ok?", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "ree-heally hoping the rain stops by the time i get off the metro at courthouse. i didn`t bring an umbrella today.", "She could spend the rest of the night in her room. At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine. #surlytween", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "briliant! May the fourth be with you #starwarsday #starwars", "Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam", "Maybe it had a hot date with a nice little Cesna.", "Leaving for Atlanta in the morning to catch JoCo and Pa & St!!! I`m excited! Missed P&S at D*Con last year. That made me a sad owl.", "never thought my daughter would want to borrow my clothes... even less that she would suggest that i borrow hers... luckily it didnt fit", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "its just one of those days....", "So, #primavera is in Barcelona. In Spain. Surely Ruth Lorenzo must be here, right? BTW Jarvis has a walking stick", "you were greeeeeeaaaaatttttttt babe!! It was amazing!", "Ok, im not really that far yet On the 2nd part of 4. Wish she did them earlier though, like mid day so I could be involved", ": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome", "Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!", "That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.", "It`s pretty warm out now! I forgot K was sick though.", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita... The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "ouch!! Applied Ec over the summer? And no graduation, then? *hug*", "never expected to hear Beastie Boys in a Star Trek movie... was a super great flick though. *pew peww* -- (phasers)", "ooh a storm, that`s always welcome news Happy Mothers Day!", "(that was a btw -_-)", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "Yup is ace film tho", "Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "Gossip girl & pizza on the way = thank you to my lil babe", "ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!", "Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.", "lacey is alright though. quite a few gashes, and she keeps her tail between her legs", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "at the theatre.... seeing star trek for a second time becuase i am that cool", "Out if class!! Yow party + four hour lecture don`t mix attal!! I had to drink 3 red bulls & I`m still sleepy .,,,,smh! Alrite bedtime", "Hugs 4 kathy. Though my mom`s in heaven, I know she`s smiling at my accomplishments & all the people who keep me positive.", "a buff guy.....unfortunatly alot of people dont know Danny`s name either which is sad Sophie is so sweet", "Jared`s wearing a green shirt? *SPARKLY EYES* YEE!! I hear #asylm is highly disorganized hang in there!", "We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best", "ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U", "_twnzfinest Happy birthday, sweetie. Have a great day in the best place of the word (sorry Chicago jeje", "_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging", "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well", "hypervenilating cuz i just watched keith urban`s new video!!! trying to calm down and im realizing how far away august 13 is!!!!", "you givein lady ga ga arun for her money in that get up hee hee love it", "Milk, Gran Torino, Bolt, Bride Wars, New In Town (yeah I got through a few...) **** I love longhaul", "Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets", "watered the tomato plants, pepper plants and lettuce, feeling all homely! off out with Freddie for a fun-packed day", "OMGosh I just saw Hattie wake up! Must be summer when your garden hedgehog comes out of hibernation", "Josette....where are you?? I looked across the pond, but you are nowhere to be found.", "Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!", "oh nos, what happened", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "Is finally back from the dinner party, had fun, Alice had no wine. I proposed...we`re getting married next week on May 15th 2009", "OMJ I loved it....it was a good laugh and Frankie did a great job, and you guys did too ~Agnes", "_agwl Talking to whom? This `Shah Rukh Khan` is an imposter here... LOL! BTW thanx for the follow...", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "crazy, we live in a small world, and now u live in covina huh? Thas where im @ but back to chino i goooo", "Yes, Cathy. (Ordinarily, I don`t have much of a problem with naked girls chasing me, however! )", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying", "I need them It would`ve made my picture so much cooler. Mine are bottle green. Eeyea-thooo!", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr", "You forgot moi #twpp", "_Claire LOL I will buy u some big star wars pants 4 Xmas !!!", "When you`re driven to be in the theatre you develop a thick skin. 12 yo`s been auditioning since she was 8, gotten 1 part.", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "In about 2 hours from now i will find out how good the STAR TREK Film from J.J. really is. A Ticket costs 9 Euro and i hope its worth it", "Rain Rain Rain go away come back next week when I`m gone (via ) raining lie crazy in the Keys", "On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "_benson the Macarena never looked so good. Loved the 'Aaaaiieee' squeak / exclamation", "i know hella i wish i could be how my mom was and just move across the usa!", "Sleeping on the streets of nyc for a celebrity...nothing new. Wish i had a huge blanket though", "i love me some americana- but no movies to see", "On my way to school not feeln this rainy day at all.... But I had lots of FUN this weekend ....", "butterfly fly away- miley ray , oh & happy mothers day <3 love u mami.", "Woke up dreaming I met my Hero; Author Anne Rice & her son, author Christopher Rice. I was in such euphoria. Perhaps I would someday.", "Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.", "At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09", "Played D&D on the bank holiday - was nice, got many XP And killed a blob. Actually, two, though the 2nd had tentacles.", "i know! i wish she would. I just wanna cuddle and sleeep in ga! And go to the world of coke", "i`m off to see a movie ('17 again')", "_mraz http://twitpic.com/4iq19 - popcorn crazy dude and still adorable", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "ohh ic ic haha, iyaa my summer is filled with ONE Course that lasts for the whole summer", "OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx" ]

[ "None of the people I talk to in my P.E. class are here I`m going to be so bored all period.", "Anotha day of work not lookin forward i hate closin fri", "Hangin with the fam! My head is hurtin", " I kinda want to smack that darn skeleton though.", " lol i wos gona send mine in bt i was too late ****", "chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****", "_ Heading off to Poole around 4ish, has some serious gardening to do before we go, no Tweetdeck til Sunday evening,", " but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol", "Found out that a schoolmate died of an heart attack this morning. He was barely 35 will miss u bally!", "Wow. Way to be discouraged idk anymore... fml.", " no, silly, to shoot other shoppers with though a taser is probably the more humane penalty for 12 items in 5 item line", "I`m pondering lunch at Shane`s. I think. I can already hear people whining about it...", " it`s trashy and sensationalist...so yes", "I Wish i was still in Cornwall - i miss my auntie`s dogs", " we tried to DM you but your not following us", "_ aww thats too bad you lost it though" ]

[ "I been following.... LOL.. just dont be paying attention to little ol Mylan", "arre seriously! They shud take his sperm nd clone him into 23 yr old single guys", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "Mine are older than yours.", "probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done", "In children`s hospital ER hoping Meredith does NOT have a broken elbow/arm", "I feel sorry for male singers. they are never gonna be as great Zac Hanson! Pooorr fellas", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "Yes! Haha and then when he impaled himself with the crossed keys! Love Scottish-trying-to-be-Irish Ewan McGregor", "Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!", "I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf", "Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.", "Kind of tired of poopy puppy patrol....who knew two lil doggies could make so much um...waste. They are super cute though", "i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "http://twitpic.com/2dmtn - I saw this pic and it reminded me of you in Anna and the King.. so cuuuute little fella", "give them my best!", "_McFlyy FINALY MY CHANCE HAS CAME. . TO KILL YOU MWAHAHA! ha. not cool. . ha ****", "it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother", "have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "rushing to sitter to pick up my 103F-fevered preschooler", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far", "day started off bad but got better", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "_Mom Maybe people would start looking for us... like 'where`s Waldo' but 'where`s the CKC'?", "I think i need some new friends", "were gonna go crazy before you leave", "following `cause ordered it", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "I have to pee.", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids", "Soooooooooo glad to learn that Farrells ice cream parlor is staging a comeback in So. Cal -- too bad it`s in the Mission Viejo mall", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?", "IS PHONE **** WITH TYSON", "oh no Jess I hope the person is ok", "I want a new lappy", "but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "U were great, as always. But, can`t we do an east Germany on noko? Or at least provoke them & then go in 4 the kill.", "http://twitpic.com/3x3wq - impossible to know them closely", "Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "(that was a btw -_-)", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "no way - those are great words. Boys don`t get to own them. Oh and was it your bday?", "http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan", "I want a Monte Cristo sandwich sooo... BAd!!!", "boo. I used to live in upland... Have funnnn", "oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "Trying to fix my background", "girl u sit ya double decker neck **** DOWN and talk about ppl who are on ur LEVEL and not above", "To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed", "false alarm on the house", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "Why do people have 2 be so deceitful and unreal? But my love for Steve Jones and Channing Tatum has been renewed lol...their soo nice", "seperate = Yum. Together = gross sounding.", "was so excited to eat the wartermelon i bought the other day and it was terrible and not sweet", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "i aint lyk any othaa gurrrrrl i dont lyk the jonas brothers-kristi.", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "I <3 Rupert Grint......& of the boy, Ive accepted tht I do fancy him But im certain he doesnt feel the same so its not worth telling him", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "eww What r u doing atm?", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "Playing Monopoly Jr. with the lil one.. Cheating isn`t as much fun when the other person has absolutely no idea", "new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells", "wondering what misery looks like? look at the faces of all the cubs fans at miller park tonite. sorry chicago friends. tonights our night", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "i tried phoning you", "bitter? why? *hug* ****", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "It`s not my best writing, well i don`t think. LOL. but it`s some! I`d read it all if i were you! It`s pretty **** good after all! =}. LOL", "_morley LOL I love your kids", "Okay people my fones charged", "_Edwards Heh heh. Odd but amusing. Thanks!", "Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter", "i think 90% of the irish population of manchester have come to my house today yet none of them are the 1 person i want to see", "hahaha maybe it was certain groups of juniors. hello, and what are you doing in Korea? We`re all over the world!", "Well I *did* put in a good innings...sweared at the brother in law..was in fine form", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "also your caramels are like crack.... just thought you should know.", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!" ]

[ " I am in the `real world` which apparently involves a lot less twitter.... sorry!", "Friday is not treating me well so far.", " DO NOT DO IT I`ve seen enough movies to 'know' that something terrible will happen... LOL", "I wish the sun would shine. but it won`t", " Yeah they are! So stop making fun of me! I gotta get new ones", " are you serious!? that bloooooows", "Stupid Twitter - now I`m faceless ...", "Mowing #6. I hate my lawn", "Ugh, I hate 90 degree weather", "Ugh my neck really hurts I`m out aquatards, xox", "i feel like **** right now and i have one more month of school left FML HARD", "_mit_glee It is confusing and flippin expensive", "Its not looking too good outside if this continues, i feel a movie night coming on...", ":O Job interview today, i`m really gonna mess this uuuup", "I`m not! They frighten me to death............I just like to see all the boys in their leathers! ;) We go every year. Brilliant atmos!", "The jetway feels like the seventh layer of hell. Oh and there are way too many babies on this flight. And I forgot my Bose." ]

[ "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "first time in weeks to see the clear blue sky", "does not want to go to sixth period.", "wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)", "Time to rinse out my conditoner", "_lu Just one part of a very odd trip. You travel for 3 months you see some weirdness. Loved Perth though", "working weekend it looks like", "hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?", "Adem in, adem uit", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "<< Finaly Back to home..", "is going out in the rain", "kashtam ! wonder what would be the similey for CSK", "long weekend is over... looking forward to end of May then", "Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!", "PRD take a long time to review!", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "i tried phoning you", "yes........there are many cool things americans cannot watch", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "my day is going way too fast", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "its a beautiful,albeit, windy at times, night in So No....", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "Trying to save money for an iPod touch!", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "I can`t stream videos on my phone", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "you stopped followin me?", "drive safe Linz... Give us some pit stop updates on where you are", "lunch break`s over, going back to work....", "oh no!!! well..... When you get back lots of pictures!!!", ". Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!", "lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "yep 14 days whoop", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "I just realized that im going home 2 weeks from today", "have a safe ride up the coast. Don`t be going 90 even though you can. when its windy just smile cuz u know u have it better.", "yup then we are a day older", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "In France it was last Friday and also the coming one, we are working", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Leno`s last show tonight.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "If you`re flying to NZ www.hot.co.nz is a great way to get results in aggregate.", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "is thinking about a career change", "cause i wasn`t there!", "vineri...nimic special sau probabil un alt weekend pierdut...", "Yay! The playdate is back on but my van`s transmission is dead", "hahaha oh man please come to pomona i would love to see you everyday instead of like once a year if that", "Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "done with the dentist until November", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...", "he didn`t come to school 2day", "I can`t buy, only rent!", "PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "what am I going to do without my ?! SKYPE! haha", "pacquiao fight was fun at home wif fam and melissa sat. today was a mission to ikea. srsly 4 different freeways to ge to burbank.", "Can`t paint anymore because of the light", "is actual gonna need a new job and not just want", "Ok back later, have a great time regardless of the weather PS I`m only a BB away!", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "Finally it`s Friday! Things are going to be so different starting next week...my house will be empty!", "not super keen on the drive home through the rain.. additional concentration required that i don`t really wanna deal with", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "it would be so fun. too much to do. not enough time or money.", "twittering after 2 days!", "just got home lng.", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "loved, but hated driving in pollution", "LOL that is so Charlie......I miss Charlie", "John, are you sure we aren`t mtb?", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "You forgot moi #twpp", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "night Diana and if you travel soon take care", "I`ll be back home on Monday.", "I feel like drinking wine, but I don`t have any.", "i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse", "_jayy It might hav to cost u a History essay.", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "Im on my way to brookings", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "is trying to find something to do tonight", "Tyring to pack for my Aruba trip (soul beach music fest)", "ui. where arre you going to study?", "SATS what the its just around the corner.", "bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "oh nos, what happened", "Forgot my power cable at home today", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "I guess cant request the same song though", "in faa thaa night movie night?", "is wishing work was done soon <3", "Last time we`ll get tacos like this.", "Had fun at the Airshow with the boys today - exhausted", "Looking forward to a short work week followed by a mini-vacation in Clemson", "i`m off to see a movie ('17 again')" ]

[ "going out I can`t do this **** anymore :`(", "is almost over the legal limit of db at the garage.", "Hey sorry about your headahce", "Friday is not treating me well so far.", " It just sucks that I`m stuck in an office but I have you at Selfridges to look forward too.", " boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!", "I can`t **** concentrate with this **** heat! Cooler is so not doing it`s job.", "Hm... TweetDeck has lost all old replies.", "OUCH! my earphones just shocked me", " besides I haven`t had strep for like 10 years because of that reason. I`m more tired than anything else", "epic writing fail, ew. going to try and sleep", " What happened? I`m afraid I missed a large part of the story", " i found out that there`s sushi with fake crab meat and it`s not good for you", "i hate working, especially when the weather is good", "i`m sorry i`m neglecting you, twitter.", "Steam Punlk fashion show at Anime North and for the first year since TorCon we aren`t back til & missed it" ]

[ "i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.", "SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u", "did not understand anything you said", "aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!", "I`m doing an experiement", "apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "_aguirre Now I wish I was going", "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "omg i found it thnx", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "yeah I was like oh oh oh yeah that`s it but then she said no lol bummer", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "Ahhh! OK, remember the film now. Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks", "it did, i didnt really watch it haha", "Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some", "had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with", "euhm i`m french and i don`t really understand English . poo..", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "Maybe I won`t be getting a call.", "just found out i have strep", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be", "[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4", "i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?", "feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort", "absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on", "Parvo sucks. So sorry pup has it. I lost a puppy to parvo many moons back. Still sad over it. Hope he`s better soon", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "June gloom is upon us.", "Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.", "RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", "Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..", "Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.", "Well its a good thing ``march`` wasnt very long and i didnt like it...cuz its deleted. Ugh", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "_ oh i read that", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "hope u feel better sweetie", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "I KNO I SHOULDA CAME", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits", "So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont", "trying to figure it out", "Discovered and are sharing on G reader with me and didn`t even know it. Sigh.... I`m such a G reader newb.", "_Divine take my advice lookin through the phone cost me my relationship", "Thanks man. That sorted it. I only ever remember 222.222", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "i`m a bum today", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "it`s saying that it is the wrong link-it cannot find the address.", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick", "http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun", "_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion", "That`s the song I mean", "Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!", "I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.", "not an easy place for me to access Task-based ux is something I`ve been thinking about. I`d like to hear the criticisms.", "I think I might have to break down and purchase some from the US just because I donot know what to call it over here", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "okay thank you! i can`t find it", "Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me", "Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.", "assumes it wasnt so taboo to start an email with 'LOL' considering that the reply it got started with 'ROFL. PWN3D.' I love the internet!" ]

[ "_MileyCyrus it wont let me do it twitter keeps saying over twitter capacity or something that bird keeps coming up.", "Show 147 in pre-pre production ....... a bit behind", " No, seriously you guys, I /wanted/ to kick Monday off with #starwarswithaddedpants spam. Really", "@ cayogial i wanted to come to BZ this summer :/ not so sure anymore... a teacher`s life in the summer SUCKS", " hardly :/ some of my furniture is being shipped from who knows where and is backordered I may cancel and shop local.", "cower failure: when you mean to comply, but stand up for yourself instead", " i was stupid and didnt get it, now i cant find it. i think i have to do ebay but that scares me", "_Cullen10 I wish you were here with me right now", "Geez I`m hating bein at work till 10 on a day like this I feel like its a wasted lovley day", "home alone and no one left me any gummy bears", "im slowly losing followers one by one.", "At work... What a miserable day", "UP is the saddest movie i`ve ever seen", " I`m currently into Emarosa. Their new album is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Haha", "Just saw up with my favorites and surprisingly it was way too sad", "school is so pointlesss. seriously though. 7 days of school left and all we do is watch movies and make powerpoints. let me leaveeee" ]

[ "All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.", "hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this", "how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site", "Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up", "Is cold Mind you I have been sat outside for 30 mins waiting for a lift. I don`t care how much of a balearic evening it might be!!!", "O`Charleys? Pretty good. Especially when its free. Hot waitress? I think so. Back to work? Unfortunately.", "Fun times ~ that`s my friends beer! here`s the pic` http://yfrog.com/053agj", "Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.", "_L_S How was the game? Unfortunately, teh Cavs lost I`m sure you had fun though", "thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "mm it was cold in your shadow anyway. Ooh monday", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "OR... Something to do with all the Red Bull? Hmmm. You think maybe?", "beach...yummy steak and catching up on `lost` with my man...lovely day", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "Hey chick! When are we going to JA to pick up some hot guys and eat Jerk pork and festival? Well you already have a hot guy", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with etc", "if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "Headache is gone,thank god!Time for tea i think", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "wooo am recovering from running race for life yest!!! i managed 36 mins 44secs, not bad for absolutley no trianing", "just got home from dinner and am really really full. my mom said my dad bought me a sony a200k? holyyyyyyy", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Yes, that would be pretty creepy. I think its all a bit more innocent than that, I think he just wants to sell some icecream", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt.", "It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty", "About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "Did you know if you want to stay cool all day use a shower gel or bath wash with peppermint in it", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "Slovakian country side is a refreshing change compared to tarmac and cars, but I am a city boy and need the tarmac", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbbrrrrrrrrr", "http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "Once again another late night. But I scored a mojito, so ...", "http://twitpic.com/4wu0a - Sunny day at vivocity, yupz just showered.. Runs into airconditioned mall..", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "Yeah man, been a while since I heard you spittin`.", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "Should have left car and walked home! I might need someone to rescue me with petrol! Light flashing", "he has been really brave but this is the best thing to do - now he can rest and get better. Get well soon, Alexi", "I need some cheering up", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "So then **** Awesome Super Sexy Stud Muffin Beast, How`s that sound to you", "Sugar Free Should Have Gone Through In stead On 2 Grand They Were So Good and 2 Grand Is A Bit Too Cheesy", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "1.Tiffany is already ten minutes late 2.Reading Flowers in the Attic 3.Late breakfast at Starbucks 4.Listening to Waking up in Vegas", "I`ve got sunburn on my arm In better news, my new Guitar Hero: Metallica game came and I beyond happy about that.", "UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.", "Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me", "last night after long drive, slept really well, now time for dino`s wasstraat", "**** fiesta at my house in my mouth hit me up for the password", "i hope you feel better", "No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)", "Just got the Nashville IHOP staff to hit the Dougie with me and Mayne. What a **** night", "new super power camping place -> 24 hr MAC @ Springleaf Tower ...still eating my fries.", "Today more sore than surgery day. Glad I took extra sick day. Full recovery expected after 6 weeks. Calling lawn service firms today", "if i ran the mile to mcdonalds and ran the mile back would that burn off a double sausage and egg mcmuffin lol", "Apparently the BIG FEAR over the swine flu has passed. No seat on the subway for me this morning", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "Cupcakes, creme brulee, tiramisu~ I want some sugar", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "Hope you feel better soon.", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Umm. What do we have here? Apple pie, check. Cupcakes, check. Green tea, check. Coffee, check. Then we`re ready for tea time", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "Evenin` tweeties. Phew it`s been hot! Not that I`m complaining. Walked 4 miles into town today and felt all hot `n sweaty Was nice tho.", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", ". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel", "We`ve just 16�C today&cold wind.. Want it 2b like 25� to 30�! I love hot weather! But I reaped the 1st strawberry yday!", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "_north27 http://twitpic.com/4jcjr - Mmm yummy... looks like an invitation to me", "Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'", "http://twitpic.com/4wqfv - dark berry mocha frapp.. heaven.. TRY IT EVERYONE!! here.. let me pass it to you", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "So, what are you all doing? I`m eating crackers! Yummy. The unsalted ones of course. I only do salt in my caviar.", "Spoke about culture to some of our Rackers over at the Castle. Now time for some awesome Mexican food. No drinking--antibiotics.", "like the sound of a tweet", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s", "warmed up nicely outside. sucks being stuck inside coding", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!" ]

[ "missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie!", "Thing always end up going bad", " this is sounding like the worst lurgy ever - the one that just won`t go away .. ...are you ready for end-of-rope action yet??", " yeah & when it goes wrong it`s the worst feeling ever", " It takes a big man to type a sad tweet like that!", "Waiting for my momma so i can go to Chase and see what the hell they doin with my money. i miss WAMU", "sooo tired of this cubicle", " **** - doesn`t show how people are more conservative in blackjack", "ugh. I totally can`t sleep.", "Cancelling my JavaOne http://ff.im/3nzTH", "Watchin tyra bored like always my stomach hurts", "Roxie is not feeling very well http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6878284", " soooo over ppl telling me they went to the tonite show!!! Ive had dreams of meeting him I`m embarrassd of that a lil LOL", " awe! i miss him so much. they`re on 'vacation'. which has lasted for like, six months. and i miss you!", " I`m afraid not much I just realized the true difficulty of this design. I may cry soon. #idmfinal", "just realized that Chris Lake was spinning in stockholm yesterday, and I missed it!" ]

[ "First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle", "Okay. I`m all out of ideas", "Indeed I did get your song however am unable to listen.", "me me me! lol", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "i miss you too; i need to talk to you, i keep screwing up .. lovee u !", "it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though", "really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "God I just want to sleep.", "I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "i wud do but im at work srry ****", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "Loves using remote access to use my desktop from my laptop. -- Back from Emerge once again.", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "Well, I made the list look better, but I can`t do anything about the number pictures, since I already closed that tab.", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "I knew there was a reason I hated cars! 1. Too slow! 2. Too big! 3. I get car sick! 4. Motorbikes are much much much more fun!!", "Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "And the city I love, Tucson, is the 18th most miserable http://bit.ly/k3Gmw", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", "downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol", "Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "princess_I have to pack up my house today.. ButIneedhelp", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "I wish I could play guitar..... my guitar I got a few christmas`s ago is collecting dust! I need to learn! haha", "ohhh wowwww no good", "actually, i really do. mostly when i forget to take off my makeup before bed", "I really don`t want a limo service to take me to the airport I want him to. Ok soft moment... Don`t get use to these!", "i always feel last.", "not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "opps try that again the keyboard is all back to front Mac to PC and back madness really Chef", "is thinking so much and i`m at work", "Watching some movie and playin on my computer.", "lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "not playing here either", "Looks like I have a couple hours of software updates to install on the brand-new machine... feels just like Windows", "this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it", "its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them", "Oh gosh how I want the party to be over and done with already.", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff", "i`m a bum today", "I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations", "Squabbling with people over the internet is great for my Tumblarity, but bad for my ego when they have more internet friends than me", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "_sb I swear mine was evil it was green and everything LOL", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!", "Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets", "I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "im good! im on my laptop using and external internet plug. i need to send it away to be fixed", "Good morning world! I feel really sick.", "_ILL I <3 my blackberry", "_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.", "i have problems wih pizza..ii love it too much..i`m so addicted to pizza and Dot Dot Curve. >", "now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win", "ughhh. i think my plans are ruined. i was excited too.", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job", "Same here. But I am just going to browse SA until I get bored.", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "I`m so getting the cold", "just finish clean up my computer/guest room`s cupboard! my stuffs", "I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "thanks lady.... bummer for sure.", "I can`t get to bed", "ughh on the phone with HP!", "yeah, not meant to be", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "i am the only arabic girl who`s online every one is a sleep ..", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "Man i hate church. Has to be done though. I like the way it makes other people feel good", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me", "haha! sorry to hear that", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter" ]

[ "This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.", "Twitter, you just fail at life sometimes. Oh well. http://tinyurl.com/qkxh7q", "Not good news Time for an incredibly hard decision.", "Definition of senioritis: Me. About to go to chem II and calculus. Not good classes to feel like slackin", " Dude... That sucks! Why would they tow it from your own space?", " hi again, sorry was going to pass on your email to my assistant (Rel and Soc) and lost it. dm it to me, pls?", " wish i was but im in chicago", "Needless to say, I didn`t stay to find cache#90.", "just got home. im so effin sad", "this darn cold just keeps getting worse i bought some hayfever pills just to try out maybe i`ve had that all along", "going to program now haven`t programmed for a long time now", "I just had a horrible dream.", "wtf?! my tweets aren`t posting super excited about the weekend! <3jfg.", "Feels very ucky today... I need more DEFENSE Vitamin Water because I don`t want to be sick no mores", "phones about to die ttfn!", "think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!" ]

[ "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "ahhahahaha ARIYAN i want to listen to that now i used up bandwidth by downloading a hamish and andy podcast", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "Back from the pub, want more peroni", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "Working god I hate it haha", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Car shopping with kacy yay", "I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol", "On train with at least two gaggles of teenagers sitting & the commuters squished standing in the back...at least the teenagers let me sit", "oh man i wanna be in the bay asap! Thank you Have a great day!", "_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision", "I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..", "ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey", "went to galveston, want to go back", "??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "someone`s a sweet tooth i was dying for somethin sweet so i`ve attacked the chock coated tiny teddies all i could find lol", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "Lupo`s is a bit far for you methinks, luv. They`re an hour out of my way in Providence. I love Providence.", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Powerdvd doesn`t want to play my Pushing Daisies dvd. I only want screenies to make icons with! Copy protection gone bonkers?", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "ok I just love it when big buff tattoed (preferably Christian) men strut...fluffy dogs are optional", "I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!", "i cant believe this woman talked me into getting a different hairstyle...real talk though...i have no clue of what to do with my hair", "with red who is blue", "_mar_mey I want cake is it chocolate!??", "BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.", "Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.", "@ lovelytrinkets I like the way you worded that about Rocky Road", "OMG I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH!!!", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "_dayne OMG!!! Yr like a goddess to me. Prove yr love & love will lead u back are 2 of my fav old skool tracks x", "so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3", "I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.", "Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!", "i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!", "_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "Would you travel to the UK for one? The big US meets sound great, I`d love to go to one of those, so many furs & so much art", ". Awesome! what kind?", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "_traveler I want the Tix! Oh, right. I`m know where near Vacaville Ca.", "the hills is gunna be so different!! gl with your designing etc.", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones", "as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff", "Alternate name for a 'Bacon Mary'... A 'Bloody Piggy!' ;) (I have to give my boyfriend credit for that idea!)", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo", "Morning, dude! Ivy has decided she wants to go on a boat today. Are you guys around this PM? Would be nice to see you.", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.", "white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the enw drummer youre mean!", "I`m saying my goodbye to my car for the next 2 weeks I`m gonna miss it!! Its going to come back beautiful though!!", "http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "just got my first lesson in when rain meets my white shirt if one more man tells me they like my bra on more time! smh", "um don`t u already have like NINE of my paintings?!?! jk, lemme come finish that 4 u", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "haha i only love you too sissy!!!!! ring power! lol", "i looooove me some star trek. runs in the family", "It`s not much better than instant.", "omg J.O.N.A.S. is my new fave show <3 one guess as to why hahahha", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "i aint lyk any othaa gurrrrrl i dont lyk the jonas brothers-kristi.", "better than throwing them out", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "totally addicted to xbox carcassonne. i also really love tomb raider legend. and still badly NEED bolt.", "_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..", "hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?", "FIL 461 with cool people like me", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "_xo they were so pretty and took like an hour to do CAN I DO URSSSSS!", "I wish I lived closer to the girls. I`m tryna chill on a Friday night! ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!)", "ya i can never watch any of them :l", "I want an iPhone <33333", "i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too", "why do you think so?", "The Disney Store is not treating me to well with hours I realy want to go on 6/13. I willdo anythig to go to the show ;-)", "aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk", "Just saw Star Trek with the boo.. Now off to bed! Never again will I go to a Vallejo theater. hAppy mOthErs dAy to all!! I love my mommy", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "No, nothing so important. I just like it to look like that. It`s an old hairstype actually", "http://twitpic.com/48gy0 - He`s Well Cooool ;) Lovve The Ro&Co Shoooow", "wants to go to walmart. but won`t go alone", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!", "Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Aw what about me", "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be", "_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though", "13:00 is kickoff. The red cars hopefully", "they look nice atleast haha. <3", "Yeh I suppose, but its not the same you know? To me Henry isn`t really a gunner any more", "Some days you must look hard for that good thing.", "Wow, you`re car`s awesome! Have fun with Alex.", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "Ahhh i`m sqeaky clean and fresh. Even though i`m wearing dirty clothes I love Two and a Half Men - it`s amazing!", "haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****", "Loaded up box of recyle stuff for Salvation Army,but took corner too fast..everything is all over the back.Might have to recycle to dump", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol" ]

[ "elliott claims steak and shake has been doing this for months...not exciting anymore...", "My poor little 7mth old was taken to hospital yesterday. We are syringe feeding him at home because he doesn`t want to drink.", "Just got to the hospital. Jimmys really bad....please please send your good thoughts. I`m really worried.", "trying to straighten my hair, but it`s too effing hot in here. also, i need food", "Really tired this sunday morning ****", "At work sick but I`m ok to the mall!", "yea i`m gonna need to put the blunt down", "June is going to be a long, lonely month.", "off to go buy more deck sleeves and 3X3 card pages. Man, those pages are expensive! Stupid organizing collection.", " its so sad! i wish i could stay longer! It the last time ill see you tonight better not wear my make up!", "Drinking and smoking is very bad.---but im grown tho", "*pokes and runs away* ... I WANT SUGAR !", "editting **** on here in school is a drag. i give up lol ill do it at home. i wanna go home T-T my vida is so boring right now", " Here`s a more appropriate @ tweet... is everything ok Your last 3 days of tweets don`t paint a good picture :-C", "Whoops - I got sunburnt", " we watched the today show(: we didnt see you though" ]

[ "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job", "OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "no problem. i wasn`t really sure what i was doing. it was some application on the twibe page.", "and now i smell pancakes...or maybe toast... or something delicious. but no one is at my place cooking", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now", "wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?", "morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "got a super cold!", "Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "....if you see Christoph please tell his lunch was packed this morning and he left it in the fridge", "Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...", "AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.", "Sorry if I`m unsociable I`m loading up stock in the shop, mums making me", "for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol", "(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "i`m not partying tonight", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "where has my sleep run off to??", "I`m so getting the cold", "You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "yeah that sounds more sensible. thought you had a heston bleumenthal moment of genius somehow!", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont", "no you didn`t, not more then me anyway", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "oww...just bit my tongue", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "i wish i was still in my jams", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u", "nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)", "I would have, but SuperTarget didn`t have any.", "i cant call im at work", "_370 i thought he was off until next week...i think we have another week to do his ohmygod please tell me with have another week", "Yeah, I wanted to have some I was bottling, so it`s sanitized and all good. It tastes like those choc. oranges.", "I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx", "So much for just an oil change... Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, lose $160", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.", "opps try that again the keyboard is all back to front Mac to PC and back madness really Chef", "_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!", "Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?", "Bought a new combo printer at costco today (officejet j4550) cause it was cheaper than ink 4 old one. #windows7 doesn`t like the fax part", "Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!", "is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings", "-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "Noones talking to me anymore", "that was not Venessa that was me..", "Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot", "lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!", "Cleaned. Laundry. Nails painted. Productive saturday night", "LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get", "you did not write back to me", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "Hi .. I have the net YAYY.. Im here for a short time though", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.", "I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen", "All alone at home.....", "I didn`t find my dress", "Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed", "i deffinately need to clean my bookbag. but no time! i need to leave in the next 5 seconds to not be late to school. ...oh well", "It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..", "Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "you stopped followin me?", "I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Happy Friday! I just realized I left my cell phone at home today though", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now", "_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny", "You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)" ]

[ "argggggg car crash tv its just sooooooooo horrible to see her like that #bgt", "Wtf why am i JUST getting up now? HM:TM today but before that... revision revision revision :/", "I`ve been dead the past 2 days...the flu sucks", " nah will didn`t tell diego so we at some donminican spot getting **** up", " Probably not, kinda expensive and we have to work. Most people have off weekends, we work.", "Strange day I forget all what i can", "Wow no one loves me ", "We`re practicing our blackjack skills. It doesn`t look hopeful. http://yfrog.com/0l2tsj", "night 5 not talking to my victor i`m so bored at night now. grrrr i hate this ****", "haha aww ok now back to bionomial expansion ugh! joy", "has stuff to do but refuses to do them. :[", "'No offense, but your hair is bad today.' Life isn`t worth living anymore Nothing hurts quite like hair insults. *cries into pillow*", "(cont.) Small children are not puppies. And cleche sarcasm is so annoying. Bcreative, but then again, that`s too harrd", "will be lonely for 4 days because will be in baguio. http://plurk.com/p/x2apl", "Very sad that my camera is in the hands of the Geek Squad. 2-3 weeks!", "missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie!" ]

[ "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr", "Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk", "_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "good morning from Lincolnshire. I could use some exercise also", "so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today", "gotta love how im waking home at midnite. dangggg pray for mr. im so jumpy", "The sun is wonderful but makes me feel incredibly fat.. The less clothes and more exposure thing today I diet. Again......", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "just got up, couldn`t sleep anymore i guess and im not really gonna go back to bed, im not really sleepy", "actually, i really do. mostly when i forget to take off my makeup before bed", "Getting a pedicure. I love these. My massage did not include a leg/arm/foot massage today.", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3", "likes being friends but it hurts when u love your friend but the feelings arent the same. trying to sleep. has to really try to give up.", "ah allergies you must be sleeping walking at work!", "oww...just bit my tongue", "super but I caught a cold on the plane. not as far forward in line as I`d like, but the extra sleep was dearly needed.", "I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "Back from the Gym, and sorting through my Inboxes", "office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.", "Bah DHCP server, why must you keep falling on your face", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "Today more sore than surgery day. Glad I took extra sick day. Full recovery expected after 6 weeks. Calling lawn service firms today", "I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO", "Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.", "really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "home from the beach and only my feet are burned. i am proud of myself and the sunscreen.", "i`m on relapse mom and dad i need you. jesus **** christ you stay away.", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty", "Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend.", "super frustrated, and taking it out on the one`s I love! I love you, Paul!", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "just got home after an hour at the track, I feel real good now =P running is nice and abs work and push ups haha =P", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "still fighting off this cold, ugh", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l", "Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?", "It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38", "dear a)stop snoring and b) move from the middle of the bed, please.", "addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*", "meditating on my plans for the weekend...gotta work saturday...", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Working god I hate it haha", "had a good day but im now skint again", "Bass drum heads breaking equals bust. Who needs tickets for May 15th? You?", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Ok so my sister is going camping I`m so mad because i have to work tomorrow have fun", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??", "Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now", "ps- are you a doctor or swine flu paranoid??", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "Now to go home and cry", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks", "I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "Got three shots today. I can`t lift my arms...", "Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.", "I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.", "4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather", "Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.", "I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!", "TGIF.,..i wish that saying applied to me, but i work Saturdays", "need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain", "Nothing like yoga to clear the mind and make you realize how crappy things really are", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep" ]

[ "Not well again it`s definitely not hayfever", " I think I`d be like Phoebe`s mom on friends - Stop the movie before the sad part.", "Going to the courthouse to pay for tags & taxes on all our cars...this is gonna be expensive.", "whats wrong with my flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchtoastcake/ my quilt top photo only shows when you click on it! SAD STORY!!!", " This definitely separates a professional robber & from an amateur one!", "Think it may be time for a lemsip soon, having a cold really sucks", "Twitter is slowing me down today.", "getting ready for work. boohoohoo i dont wanna go to work!", "has a terrible headache. I need relief!", "Not made it to work couldn`t get up feelin blurgh", " I`m afraid your comments on MP`s expenses were hopelessly out of touch with the average person average salary. V.insensitive", " u think its fair...... k den i guess m wrng.... still i feel its not at all fair....", "big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X", "Sigh. My metal friends keep planning stuff on Sunday afternoons, when I`m at work. Feeling like I`m losing touch with them", " the AC tix are actually $20 but the show is sold out. I`d have to get tix through stubhub and pay up to $70.", "Daisy just got attacked by another doggie in the park" ]

[ "Going home... with sore #eyes", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "Does this happen every monday?", "girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days", "Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!", "done with the packing and everything else ... leaving in 3 hours ...", "need some Pizza...can`t get out of office", "It`s almost past 3. Time to go to bed", "aw how to lose a guy in ten days <3", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x", "took my computer in for a new dvd drive & screen wouldn`t come back on Had to order new computer & wait...", "there is no sun here in florida..it`s all rainy and cloudy.", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "Battery is going to die!", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Soooo bummed I`m missing the blockparty again! Haven`t been able to get the app to listen on my iPhone!!", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "cause i wasn`t there!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.", "was jst out there wednesday", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "Writing out to tape. #48hoursnz", "Conference call arranged for 4.30pm today just blew my leaving early out the window", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "I never get them and the hubby is due in next week.. <cries> hope its gone by then", "my hubby is staying for one more week in Uzbekistan", "BOYSTOWN. I`ll leave for Eastwood in 3hours.", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "is working 4 to close", "I also found out that it`s also my last youth group meeting", "Today isn`t going the way I planned. Early lunchbreak & I may not be back til Mon. Weekend gonna be fun with friends, tho.", "Illy`s note in the book: 'From one `geek` to another - keep up the good work!' sigh. He is missed - and he was great for espresso.", "I`m watching The episode 3 Of JONAS OMJ", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****", "Wish I could go. Gotta work.", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..", "It rained here too", "The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you", "going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "philosophy final today! thank you it`s 3 days now!!!!", "Going to bed in a bit. Need to revise 2moro.", "all work, no play.", "Working on something exciting... and I cannot tweet about it for several months", "it says Lo`s page doesnt exist", "WHY DOES MY COUSIN PICK TODAY TO NOT TURN UP EARLY", "Facebook Farm town become slower and slower", "I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "Algebra test in three hours!", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "ohhh wowwww no good", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", "Wired mag needs to seriously chill out. I just renewed barely 3 months ago, yet they`ve already sent me 5 renewal letters for next year!", "This GAR keeps going out - 3rd relight", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82", "Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!", "I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!", "one of them is", "Time to turn the phone off and get a full nights sleep", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "Work is a no go", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "Time for a clean up.", "have no line bi-focals for over 3 yrs now. End up taking glasses off to read close up.", "#3breakupwords you have changed", "Off work in half an hour. Getting an MRI after that. Yay me", "in computer class, photo booth doesn`t work", "so now i dont get my car back til monday. boooo", "gprof problem on Mac why ??", "u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week", "last day of classes!!", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!", "My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow", "My twitterberry wont work on my friends and me", "Why didn`t my favorite spotters last tweet go to my phone", "Good luck.. I have still to get wireless working post IT6", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Getting back online, now. Just shifting locations!", "i think its like 1million degrees here <3", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.", "oh nos, what happened", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "is on the radio", "My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "That post was for", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled", "is way too sleepy to be awake", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "just got home and counting the days till friday", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "I had 2 hoes .. now I have none", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x" ]

[ " nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry", "i`m lonely. i need some hug.", " unfortunately noy my life suck this year.", "there is absolutely nothing to eat in my house... epic fail", " Been there and never at a good time Your recourse is small claims or you can get a atty involved. But that is more $", "my tummy kinda hurts!", "Getting anxious for Blink- 182`s new album!", "Feeling bad for profile pic", " Its so addicting, but its kind of a curse to do them at night time. Everytime i do one, i feel like making music afterwards", "oh dear, they selected the worst bit for highlight for soprano guy", "I chopped a fringe in last night got tired of having it hang in my eyes. Made a mess", " a couple of YEARS? I may die without my Kateage. *keeps fingers crossed for you tho*", " we r the lost troopers. But I want to know", "Off to the gym by myself! no fun!", " when you haven`t had one in over a week! that was a really mean joke he just played on me!", "Sad. I don`t know what to do with my life. Everything I have done since the age of 16 has been towards healthcare and nursing" ]

[ "last day working for Tend", "oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.", "It was fun At a friends house cuz you know I don`t have a yard big enough for a firepit. SNIFFLE!", "http://twitpic.com/67kb6 - Sad day! What a great guy and enthusiastic teacher.", "I was going to visit my sister today, but she`s grumpy. I`ll just chill at home with the family and visit her tomorrow.", "Hubby went to pick up my Fringe comics today @ store by his work. THAT store was out of business too. No comix in Houston. Have 2 Web.", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "Done studying bout the earth", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Getting ready to to to school", "school.. i wish it would just end already!", "OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.", "just that you`re not here...", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "Just watched Mall Cop. Wasn`t that funny, but wasn`t too bad. I guess. I kinda wish I still worked at a movie theater....", "is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.", "well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^ next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!", "awww i mish u too ladie whats been good?", "Cool show last night had me in fits", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "good evening. enjoying vacation eventhough it is boring. pray for david cook`s brother. rip.", "I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "Football session after this.fun", "I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....", "YES!! REPRIEVE!! One paper pushed back until Friday! That leaves just three more pages due by 4:00pm... not even a problem.", "Im kinda bored anyone else I think ill listen to some hip hop its pretty good you should check it out www.bseresults.net", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "So I got up, went outside planted a few flowers and watched a lee evans DVD. Who knew bank holidays were so fun", "show was amazing. so cold out now hope I can give victoria my card and get my dvds back ;) ha", "Finished with MTML assignment But didn`t like it at all. Feels like I missed lotsa points but the word limit is 2500. Hmmpph!", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "Hey lovely.. hope you had a good day Thanks for an awsome night and teaching me how to put together a tie...hahaha", "Is not looking forward to the LSAT", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "All in all, a good weekend", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "No plans tonight? .............", "Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "_Smith glad the zoo was fun and you had a great mothers day hun", "ok shopping was far too fun ~ unpacking the bags now", "Had a totally chilled out day relaxing in the garden in the lovely weather. Shame I have to go to work tomorrow", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.", "- I know! It was drizzling all the way to work! Hope it warms up this weekend....", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "well Sunday the weather looks great gone take my bike to visite my mom on her day", "hanging out at school... last day for seniors", "re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation", "went to wingstop without me", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!", "sounds like my kinda day", "Psyched for Mother`s day at the GKR party--and teaching mom and dad about baseball", "ah yes dropping the bear thing it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!", "watered the tomato plants, pepper plants and lettuce, feeling all homely! off out with Freddie for a fun-packed day", "yeah I`ve been there, my son is two so we go to only the kid friendly places now;) congrats on the baby!", "cause theres no party", "2 more weeks of school not including weekends. omg right on. im so excited yet scared. omg. ahhhh. i can`t wait to grad.", "ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "exhausting day. And more to come tomorrow! City for mother`s day! can`t wait minus the driving.", "Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool", "Dad`s retelling his saskatoon m&g story, love hearing what the guys said to him I never heard any of it", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "ummm not with me?", "Fun is being had.", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "Gonna go to my aunts party. It`s gonna be a late night thing so hopfully I can get up for school tomorrow!", "home for the night to hang out with my mom and study", "just got home from the sunshine coast", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "my school is like the only one thats NOT on vacation.", "... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug", "The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", ": just had my debut on Thursday @ The Gallery Lounge! It was fun... can`t wait to do the next one!!", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "I had fun tonight! I`ll leave you with this...Brandi Carlile will be in Dallas today. We should just sneak into the show!", "_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad", "early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess", "What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "just got my first lesson in when rain meets my white shirt if one more man tells me they like my bra on more time! smh", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "No `rosie day` today goal is to leav my house b4 my mom gets here hmmm maybe `rosie day` rescheduled for....wed......", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "I was too sleepy earlier and i didnt get to see matt", "kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm", "Good morning MiaMiaDC My weekend was great and I just had my Monday, which was also great I hope you have a wonderful day!", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!" ]

[ "Trying to get to sleep but mum is blaring Les Mis really loudly in the sitting room", "odd i tried to call mitchel musso but it dosent work....", "failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.", " Bad times for everyone Whywhywhy do we have to write essays No fair!", "Here at work still feeling the pain for my friend wish I had a magic wand to erase all the madness", "So Tired. It`s not right to have to get up so early", " the kid that got a second chance shudnt have. mowgli didnt. gutted", "****... Why does it take so long to install SBS2008?!", "so had a freakin lond thursday ready to hit the hay and surprise surprise I can`t freakin sleep :/ Boo!", "Killed a pigeon today Thought it was going to move out the way of the car.. next thing I know, BANG feathers in the rear view mirror RIP", "my phone is broken & im too lazy to go to the verizon store to get a new one.. oh well i guess no phone for awhile.. aha", " oh ****! I completely forgot about Thirsty Thursday! oh. my. gaga. this sucks", "Just got woken up by my mom... Our ENTIRE first floor is flooded. All our furniture, curtains, moms expensive rugs.... Soaked and ruined", "bah, i h8 waking up", "Migraine is fighting its way back from last night.", " Ian and I are going to a matinee tomorrow, or that`s the plan at least...it`s going to be too expensive for 3d at night" ]

[ "FC is back dear.", "The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "ps love the new profile pic!", "I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.", "left the bases loaded...", "http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Oh it`s so beautiful! I`m happy you had a great time! Heartz", "my pic is back.. out of the blue..", "This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp: Sun May 10 10:57:44 CEST 2009", "i work in youth justice", "Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy", "Field day over. Lots of great action fotos. Ate lunch, need 2 showr, tidy hse, get ready 4 stamp club. Btw Mexican skin got 2 tan 2day", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "I use NewsFire. Works like a charm", "Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah", "my location thing? Through ubertwitter...it has an option to include locations! Jon uses uber, but he has it off lol", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "_spark heheh. Odd though, I thought a couple of the others I`d done were better", "i skyped u las nite", "Haha, true thankfully the regular keyboard does the job... most of the time.", "I have just looked the time and it is #BGT in 20mins. I may hibernate for an hour or so.", "i tried phoning you", "My birthday is now over.", "You don`t have to rub it in.", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "you can use my alotment", "I have to go to work.", "__d make it go awayyyyy", "heyy sweety how did it go at advanced training? waht r u doing?? *hugz*xxxxxxxxxx", "Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.", "- Love the comeback, I will stay tuned! You fellows should follow people on here though. You`ll in turn get more followers", "thanks for havin us overrr!", "me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late", "Tell me about it. I spend 20 of the 45 min in the morning on computer. Doesn`t leave a lot of time 4 showering & hair-do`ing.", "like almost above my sholders", "most of the time", "opps try that again the keyboard is all back to front Mac to PC and back madness really Chef", "@_Mintyfresh Thanks very much!!", "lol good morning! Ran 4 milles & hit the gym? Have a great day!!!", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "Writing some mild and wild articles", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "is downloading songs http://plurk.com/p/rp8wx", "ok2 g`nyt? Haha too early.", "_Allison Catch you later Terry....", "i`m not being mean", "Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud", "V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto", "Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "asks for karma points please. http://plurk.com/p/wxnt9", "getting back from smackdown/ecw show", "psst new blog up.. comments me likey", "Found controls for left hand people like me on twitterrific. Excellent", "I nvr wanted May to come to an end", "... Money money money... http://twitpic.com/664uz", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "9 more week! July 8th. Flolloping just perfectly describes the way she moves my belly hehe", "Half term is almost over", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "Thanks your my first lol", "That`s the song I mean", "we won`t be home till like next month", "prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|", "a Dutch marketing agency is asking job applicants to apply in 140 characters or less http://www.energize.nl/twillicitatie/", "Done studying bout the earth", "can u follow me please", "Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe", "If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.", "i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?", "I just changed the backgroung but now I have no profile ppicture", "If you keep trying, you`ll get it right the last time.", "is trying to make this sunday last 48hours", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "This is the best E-commerce site, I hope you`ve watched the big bang theory. http://www.pennyblossoms.com/ Please hit 'buy now'", "get that fixed, after few years it can worth some thing", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "just make sure you have it well done", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "Sent u a few DM`s..Hollaback", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl", "Download movie 'A Good Day to Be Black &#38 Sexy' http://tinyurl.com/ckmkul cool #movie", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "It`s 4 am and I`m hungry", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "he he! I will send it thru anurag", "_2 Hey, Thanks 4 The Advice & Support", "omg 44 tweets till 8k and only about 90 tweets difference btween b and comedyqueen", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "wassup with u this morning.", "rofl rofl. Have fun", "http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth", "Wrong button ... My music biz building that is.", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "My new design portfolio is finally on the web: http://www.designia.nl - Still needs some tweaking on the details but it`s ok for now,", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "Okay people my fones charged", "I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "right. coursework now. PROMISE", "I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!", "Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done", "hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me", "Yoko Ono - Ben Lee - ? http://lala.com/zAd It`s easy.", "_CLP i heard 88db is better for mixing down...especially if you use 808 sounds", "- Wow, I didn`t realise you were Hami. lol. Thanks for all the comments on my blog, dude", "check out the flyer i designed for the notary and retrograde: http://rachellovespeace.blogspot.com let me know what you think", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "hey! YAY! thanks! wow ur page is awesome!!!!!" ]

[ "'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!", "Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and dont waste my parents money. Nt fair.", "im really bored, anthony is doing senior board ****. and im hungry and cold.", " no. my school will start on June1. two days to go. i still don`t want. :l", "can`t go to the movies today", "Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3", " what?? can`t believe it", "i`m going to sleepies, feel poorlies and pissed off night night tweeples ****", " Fail. If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am! lol", " No. I was thinking just before how much I miss my T-Dub.", "sooo tired of this cubicle", "Stupid me, accidentally gave my honey the Atomic flavored buffalo wings and now his stomach feels just awful..... Im sorry baby", " i`m on my mobile so it won`t let me but i can`t stop thinking about you ;)x", " OMG!!! That`s a nightmare", "i messed up my back/hip. it hurts so bad", "Now I`m depressed again..ugh!!! HELP!!!" ]

[ "Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/", "Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...", "Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Needed !!!", "Come an add, new twitter. Only for fans.", "We should have a twitter reunion it would be awesome to meet you all lol, iwonder howd iget that to pull off", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p", "hahah no not that valley. that`s cool valley. texas valley. like...rio grande valley. ahhaha i wish i lived in california valley", "Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad", "_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "any ideas, tempat apa yang paling cocok? jupiter seru juga", "Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.", "Have a wonderful weekend at home! Good day today (it`s Friday!), but no Otalia today (*tear*) Lots of love to you!", "awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo", "one of them is", "so I wanted to DM you back but I couldn`t cuz your not following me but thankss anyways, maybe ill see ya around in ELLE-AY ...", "SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!", "#avatarcamp photos, perhaps? lol (just itching to see them!)", "Hey! Polka dots or black dress. Both very glam. Mobile twitter`s a bit **** at the mo.", "I don`t know, ask Carolyn. Also, we won`t have the boxes empty by the time you get off.", "thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "_henrie Can you do a shoutout to holland please ? You got a lot of fans here!", "who will we make fun of?!?!", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "5 things this Twitterer could do without http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC / I like this guy.", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "I didn`t think anyone caught that", "_hawt Hmm.. Interesting choice.", "gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then", "lol simpsons S20E19: 'first day at your new school, so lisa: have fun! and bart: DON`T!'", "_ more than youl ever no ! !! ! !! ****", "no one to go see Tiesto with", "That`s more like it - 3rd #fb", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!", "I so want to be a part of Windows Clubhouse, but my WL Spaces blog is random, and not the place where I share Windows stuff", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "**** it, the guys aren`t at #comet09 I hope they win though", "You know I love me some Jordie...but that is not the best version of CG, admit it....lol...", "what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:", "_mills better than a spider or some type if Australian wildlife one would imagine", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "How dare you apologize to the UK for being gone for a while but don`t apologize to america for never touring here at all!!!", "being surrounded by student houses having barbecues and playing **** music is hardly conducive to a good job-applying frame of mind", "NO GO ROVE GO THE MCMANUS` adam is cool tho", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!", "yummy thanks strangely quiet too. Kids are downstairs harassing Lance", "Thanks hun! I`m wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes, but it doesn`t show!", "I`m concerned for that family", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "Whooo Baby! Good luck", "just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "Wanted to get that piercing too but thought it would be distracting to others when I was giving presentations. U think?", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "mufasa!!!! warriors or the OCEAN! hahahahahaha", "Just got off phone with Black Swamp Bird Observatory - No reports of Connecticut Warbler from Metzger or Magee today...", "- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)", "... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms", "Thanks! Your name strikes me every time I see it, as a friend of mine uses belofsouthie as her email", "pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard", "u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u", "_ hehe go dye it beb! put more blonde innn mine is lighter than it was, left it in a bit too long oops><", "Should not drink cheap wine", "Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)", "_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?", "Their is no such thing as TRANSPARENCY only selective OPACITY...", "Then what about Domina Sun Girl? I think that fits better.", "Yes, that would be pretty creepy. I think its all a bit more innocent than that, I think he just wants to sell some icecream", "Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow I`m in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.", "i`ve got nothing witty to tweet", "you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz", "No way. What about Sydney? yeah, you guys are like the semi-older version of Short Stack. However, with the same talent.", "Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...", "hello- i`d like a little chat- but can`t DM you- is there a mail id?", "#vwll2009 Would one of the VWLLers want to add this event to our Ning? http://bit.ly/BF5sh Would much appreciate that", "well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !", "i can�t choose one i love all the songs on LV&TT;bt if u like... Read More: http://is.gd/JkVF", "Oh, are we pushing the #GQMF trend tonight? Awesome. (I am woefully behind on my ontd_startrek reading )", "Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt", "says gud eve guys.. lets play poker yeah!! cant read my poker face http://plurk.com/p/sw4yq", "In case no one gave you a heads up, AT&T just put out an iPhone app for account management (MyWireless) I`d love to see a review", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!", "Yo Thomas! thanks for the follow Social Media Director at Disney? That`s awesome! I`d like to learn more! Lets do lunch", "Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "?Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? Happy Birthday to u? And many more!", "Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff", "So its Superstar Sunday? is one superstar I know #sunday", "george lopez, bed, mommys day tomorrow ;) i wish house was on Hugh Laurie, is sexay. sometimes i like way older guys.", "Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.", "read your status update & just wanted 2 b sure I was on your follow list Hope u r having a wondefl wkend Michael~blessings", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!", "Hugh Masekela pix online + Contern - T71 pix + review @ http://clada.lu -> coming up next Naturally7 Concert this evening", "haha i have 2 ask, are you 2 as beautiful as ur voices? curse u super cool beautiful women who are likely unavailable! lol", "Hmm, no holga for me probably", "yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time", "****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...", "it`s beeen onee year", "Not quite sure what ace of cakes is or are. Gosh I`m tired. Loved bride wars. Fun night." ]

[ " awe! i miss him so much. they`re on 'vacation'. which has lasted for like, six months. and i miss you!", "Don`t really wanna go school on Monday to be honest", "hates continually getting sick whenever he has exams", "is envious of people not in long-distance relationships...she`s all mushy with no one to cuddle.", " Yeah, I thought that was very little warning for you guys. I don`t miss 12-9 shifts 6 days/wk with no break, that`s for sure", " Have you noticed that we`re at the beginning of what may be the worst recession since the 1930`s ?", "_weber I wrote a leadership essay abt its founder. The expansion didn`t went well, tried to break in America. Lots of money burned.", " I miss you! Come to Michigan like now....I can`t wait till July", " Kisses! or its screwed. i`ll be a raggy old cat woman ha i`m pretty sure of it", "Whaaaat a strong rain just came over us here in Santa Clara. I wish I could sleep but I got to attend to an important meeting", " I get to go to coffee now It`s no fun. I hate it too!", "****. It`s raining again", "Im so done with this cold. I really wanna go out tonight, but i really dont feel like it.", "Wow that was fast...next up Soderling or Ferrer. Gilles Simon lost", "Traffic is horrific on 695..I jus wanna gt my dog", " I apparently have crappy typing skills...lol sorry" ]

[ "_30439 I really wish I could go!", "cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people", "I fell for Austin Taura Hanafiah even morreee! Shoott!!! A guy shouldn`t look that yumm! Hahaha...", "I`m still waiting for the Oprah touch", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though", "Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "now going to watch the brand new episode of `The Hills` cant wait!!", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "just finished Wander Girl for the nth time-- Hilda Gallares is truly a kindred soul.", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "mama the boys gon be sweating her hard in Pre K lol muah", "Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet", "Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "Love johnny deep looks in public enemies (L) I`ll catch this film when show in HK", "got a new prom dress", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day", "http://twitpic.com/4wb52 - Such a pretty baby!", "Me + court =", "Glad I went out, glad I didn`t leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth`s I`m back!", "Lol... Its NOT the same!!!", "ahhh ikr! he`s the cuteset thing ever Plus it reminds me of twilight which is good cause I looooooove it so much!!", "Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "LOVE LOVE him. http://bit.ly/chLaV @ that tease of Your Baby @ the end... boooooo. still luv tho.", "started her new job today! aaand so stoked for may long.. and billy is awesome.", "hey Lonnie! I`ll be there next weekend I can`t wait.", "Eminem 3AM ... Freaking Awsome!!! ... Im Going Back Too... Seams Like Something big is inside me... and no...is not a Alien", "Like your pics, Lucky Girl, again", "eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown. happy birthday!", "Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar", "Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha", "happy mothers day! im gunna crawl up in a ball and act like i dont exist lmfaoo", ": We can`t wait to see you! This week can not go fast enough!", "cool np. It`s got me working on a series of designs.", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "is excited about so R and R for mother`s day", "u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..", "speakerphone with the bestie love that kid http://tinyurl.com/qxyc2n", "I`ll have to watch it soon then! An I love, New York? Sweet! I`ll be on the lookout for that.", "yea me too lol", "wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THE LILY", "The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping", "Ah this is getting to me", "wishing you were here too babe.. we`d have a ball", "Finally a chance to show genuine love, not dependent selfish love, I hope I can do it. My heart goes out to you and I`m sorry 4 ur pain.", "ur there when I`m not lol", "MY SiSTER iN LAW JUST LEFT FOR HER PROM!! SHE LOOKED SOO PRETTY.. TEARS ALL AROUND", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "blogtv was fun! can`t wait til next time", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "? I had great time in Boston. Thanks to my baby girl. http://plurk.com/p/rplmy", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "at least she doesnt try to violently hump you like my (female) dog does", "awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm", "is off to somewhere.", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "**** **** **** ****, please comment me back ILY", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "i knoww she is da best!", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "is STILL sick. But still loves revenge and the possibility of more revenge to come", "Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "I`m concerned for that family", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", "another bday w a special friend", "_club wished I could have been there last night. Sounds like it was rocking! Can`t wait to see pix or vids", "i`m a huge fan of Take That since i was a baby.. Yeah, 6 months really feels like 5 months.", "http://twitpic.com/2zemt - aww *-* she has very cute smile", "aww I wish the same thing...", "again thanks to my dear neighboor who also gave me coffee when I needed it. She is the best", "I`m one tough momma. Put together a swing set for Tammy allll by myself today! My hubby would be so proud of me. :]", "good point!! Mine is on its way. How did he get delivered? I will post pics too wen I get him", "Missing my husband, but it was nice to wake up in my parents` house. The dogs are ecstatic", "I am jealous...Ur koi fish are getting ur attention & I`m not.....lmao I`m kidding!!", "I want a fake BLT....", "Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore", "so ur name is also Naina", "Sometimes I wish I had my own Prototype mentor.", "About to dye my hair and do my nails", "_Girl well something thaz quick please", "maxxie and anwar. ep 5? i think. i am up to that one next.", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "Yikes! I hope she was okay. I never her heard her say her tummy hurt.", "On page 214 of 320 of Betrayed by P.C. Cast. really starting to enjoy this series", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "its 35 now. ilycecily <3", "http://twitpic.com/4vvou - Ok...I LOVE IT!! Melika come on do your make-up like this next time we go out", "really really wants to go and see Coraline.", "happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living", "at least you have a next year into the big wide world for me!", "_emily i wish i was there to hear that!", "I wanna play with you tonight *pout, pout side face*", "is chatting to one of her besties.", "Gonna go and see my sister at Mount Saini .... she`s there for at least another 24 hours.", "Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there", "will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me", "going 2 watch Dogtown, hope it`s not too sad!", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "Colleen really sincerely hopes that gets better soon.", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "City Dippin iz u fun, so much eye candy out here...I remember y I miss LOL" ]

[ "feels not good at all", "I know I`m already a week behind on FF. Will TRY to get one done today! Called into work 2hrs early due to problems so will be a busy day", "Home w/bae & Myka.. He`s so meann", " I had mailed for something, you got the e-mail, I didn`t which should probly mean I won`t get it", "But he has an out of date script. That`s really bad. So midway thru his pitch we catch it. He gets all butthurt and storms out. His loss.", " Who doesn`t know who The Supervillians are Fails. I saw you both in January at The Warfield in SF. LEGIT SHOW FOR SURE.", " Sadly no robot songs in my library.", " What`s wrong with her?", "Apple is also rotten in the center, just my luck", "I`m feelin sad, depressed, lonely, unhappy all at once. Rwhats wrong with me", " SORRY! I couldn`t help it. `Twas to try and get if on the trending topics.", "We waste way too much paper @ the office... for nothing worthy, that almost disgust me", "-was just told by Dan to NOT say anything anymore... -now im super sad =(", "is not liking the online livebox right now. Internet is dead.", "Missing brandon. Wanting to talk to anthony. Sadshoes", " it`s not sooo noticable it depends on how you look at it...but I know it`s there and now my iPod isn`t perfect" ]

[ "Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?", "Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you", "Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "_ I`m still waiting for them to recontinue their 'breathless' scent.. lol", "starting to wonder if I`m going to get this job... came across as though i`d find work elsewhere if needs must... not intentionally", "i think i have a fever", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "is off to somewhere.", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "if i had a car", "Found some great places but I might have to play it safer and wait 2 years till my car is paid off", "Oh THOSE messages. Probably not", "Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.", "_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol", "drive safe Linz... Give us some pit stop updates on where you are", "The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY", "On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!", "_Mary_Typhoid Are you coming to the wedding? I want all of his friends to be there? Right, sugar?", "http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?", "sunny, I`m a workin` on it. It`s very much in progress! Will let you know when it`s up", "keep dreamin`!!!! Though.... if she does.... hook me up LOL", "haha! sorry to hear that", "awwww I`ll be waiting then, hope it doesn`t rain", "thx! Hoping it`s a good week.", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today! including pics on the blog! morning friends!", "how`s the fam? Well I hope.", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "so....i`m guessing no BGN?", ": no i`m not going.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi", "Is anyone`s #visialvoicemail working. Have done the sync. Turned off & on. But still not going Help?", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "Its already hot outside... thank goodness my car has amazing a.c!!! cyalater!!! off to work!!!", "I feel for you I hope it`s a smooth flight. Be safe! Mucho amor from Boston!", "not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "I need some cheering up", "... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms", "haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P", "_Lia Are the drugs working?", "Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "but if you got hit by a car, who would make such lovely music?", "Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...", "maybe she`s funny like a jester", "I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "Gusying up for dinner, Bourbon & Branch, Zeitgeist and surprise party for Taylor! Shh...", "has just received a phone call for new patients...i guess that means work for tomorrow!", "- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "[Sarah Mcglaclan song in background] Please donate to jpnnbak` fund of 'Dinero for the cable bill' think of how you will make her", "D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????", ", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha", "Wish my headache/almost migraine would go away!", "_stjohn That`s what we hope for!", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Working, Listening to music,Testing out a new singer/guitarist tonight, let`s hope for the best", "has her laptop, her spasy phone, her cat, her music on and her mother making her breakfast! Lovage for you is that!", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "She lives! You were so Twitter quiet after the race. Recovering or celebrating? ps. #20 Fem. in your 1st marathon Wow!", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!", "it can only get better.", "he has been really brave but this is the best thing to do - now he can rest and get better. Get well soon, Alexi", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie", "Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read", "_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "Oh my goodness! How AWFUL", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "Harley Quinn cstm hehehehe not going to the prom buaa", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "I am actually wanting to buy a bus one day & turn it into a motor home. Imagine a whopping big BlokesLib logo on it", "This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "Better then her getting mad and using the floor", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "of couuuurse fika i`ll pray thes best for you then.", "good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "ill be alright but the whip may not", "Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane", "amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*", "awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though", "Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****", "*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!", "Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio." ]

[ " eeeeeeeeeeeeee i jealous sia i didnt get to seee", "The Killers are coming to TD Banknorth in Boston on 9/4 at 7:30pm. And, I can`t go. Everyone else should go though! Tickets on sale Sat.", "getting ready for school.. reading what`s going on on set in Montepulciano, and practically crying cause i`m not there", " say hi to me, i`m depressed cause i cant see you", " Other than that, you are totally bereft of faults in every way", " I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry", "_18 i emailed you the link, pretty sad uh? RIP Jessie Kitty", "I think I lost all of my blog posts", "wats up with the racism in australia? Its not nice", "Done with geology!! But I`m really missing my favorite sisters! Especially because they can`t go to banquet tonight", "even though everyone wanted to do a newish song and our teacher agreed :S old grumpy doesn`t like us happy haha", "hate living down here in fl. missing GA like crazy...like they say you dont know what you got till its gone GA on my mind", "ftsk (L) haven`t listened to them in a while. so **** pissed off my with so called `friends`, can`t wait to leave this **** school", "Another two hours of work. Ugh. It goes by so slow. And im sore", " That sucks! It`s thundering here. I`m getting ready to shut down.", "PEOPLE!!! wat the hell is a follower on twitter???? I DONT GET IT!!!" ]

[ "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST", "i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there", "Had a BLAST this weekend with my sweet girls in Vancouver, watching my awesome Celtic lads... AND I got to see Alissa! Now I`m home", "didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !", "Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat", "Last Late Late with Pat Kenny! Bless", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "Poor you If I was with you right now; I would probably give you a hug ;D", "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "Playin City of Villains, wishin my buddies were playin with me.....", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "need to cheer up!", "http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you", "_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it", "_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )", "Now to go home and cry", "had a cracking night last night, don`t think i`ve ever laughed so much nice, lazy day today woop!", "_LOCA thank you babe What are you doin this evening?", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "you guys ROCKED IT tonight in LA!! Love ya guys and cab wait to see another awesome show soon", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.", "I also found out that it`s also my last youth group meeting", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Happy mothers day I`m so hungry and the resturants are all closed... ****", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "I need some cheering up", "gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any", "misses my Mom today. She was my Best Friend and even though she has been gone several yrs I still miss her dearly. Happy Mother`s Day", "Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!", "For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.", "I guess the relaxing dinner and a movie is out for tonight...I was looking forward to that after my day at work", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "Going home. Hope one of you out there saw the play.", "Just came back from hanging out with some friends + cocktails. <3 I`m not drunk, but feeling good. Hope everyone`s well?", "Hmmm... he`s so lovely. I wish he was here now. I`m tired but can`t sleep", "mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full", "aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "On a flight home after an awesome trip with my cousin! Miss you sophia", "Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...", "_Lee I loveee and missss my annie!!", "Yep, one of those nights again.", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "last day of volleyball miss everyone already. Oh well, banquet on 10th hopefully everyones gonna be there", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "wow! you`ve been tweeting all night!! looks like you totally made up for the day", "lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "home! tonight was so much fun! goodnight twitterbugs!", "Ugh what an amazing night. Time for bed! I know i`m gonna sleep well. And with no getting up early! good night!", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "Friday Night Magic last night, I lost so bad I suck at draft", "_Nye why so quiet lately?", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "in the words of liana corber: Moreover, WIAIH was a humbling experience... i surprisingly had a decent night", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "what a smashing show tonight! Love the Killers! Wish I had been there, gutted... Such a shame they got cut off mid-song at the end", "WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?", "i can`t go tonight *Cait*", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "Good morning to you, however it`s night time for me, so I am off to bed *hugs* Have a great day", "Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol", "guess im staying home tonight...no movie-ing for me", "Where are u miss you I hope you are doing well *sending big hugs*", "Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more Night!", "But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.", "It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early", "Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton", "Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it", "he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after", "well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain`t much sorry", "i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much", "It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x" ]

[ "needs water, paper towels and coke from the store but feels too sick to go get it", "gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...", "I`m not impressed that it almost always rains on Bank Holidays !! Stil... It`s a free day - no college", "Another day I haven`t got time to play plus it`s raining and chilly And also have a headache - WTH? . . going back to sulking mode.", "my son got stung by a bug for the first time his little finger is slightly swollen.", "Gotta work. Lonely weekend ahead.", "Getting one of the lil GEM`s ears REpierced after work today- definitely dreading it", " Yes yes she is indeed nuts! ... Like me... though i am not rich Tut x", "Sad that everyone is leaving me.", " I know! I can`t go either...it`s sad She needs to come back to MI asap, haha", "got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend ", "aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here", " boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!", "Feeling awful, new medication is making me nauseous", "i have poop on my shirt and a insanely cracked screen on my iphone. daaaang.", "um... so I don`t think my text msgs have a 'subject line' ... I fail" ]

[ "is going to her last full day of school. life is good.", "dude I have 2 more hours and I`m all done with my work", "off to work for the day", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "I hear tonight is the last jleno show", "4 cases of swine flu!", "What happened to Dave?", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "Damnation. I just woke up.", "this is my second to last biology and the first time that i have ever been on time. Haha.", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "Has an hour left of revision", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Unlike cierra, i look like poop today. Whatevahh, lol.", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "I am so glad it`s Friday. I just got off work and I`m so tired.", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "As it turns out I do NOT get to go see The Decemberists...", "I got paint in my hair", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "did not understand anything you said", "hope u feel better sweetie", "Phone power is dying!", "ok bye alex have fun today", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "has finished exams.... has (almost) moved out of halls and is leaving london tomorrow", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "i hella wanted a sausage mcmuffin but when i gt there breakfast was over", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "We keep very different hours.", "rip grandpa graduation today...", "Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "home after spending a day catching up with my old pals", "Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "Saw you on SNL with your diploma..Congrats. You must be overjoyed. Now I am finally going to bed..NITE", "Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.", "yay cheerleading when im sick. its gonna be a fun night peoples", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "bye for now people .", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "After sleeping in the rest of the day was busy. however, I got to spend the last of it with my favorite babysittee (the kids are great!).", "ouch!! Applied Ec over the summer? And no graduation, then? *hug*", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "its just one of those days....", "yeah dude. Mike is out", "Infamous should have arrived today. But it didn`t...", "On the way to home", "It`s officially the start and the end of my summer. Oh summer school", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead", "Bummer I know LOL I actually do more partying when i am in school then out of school..I think it somehow helps me..hahaha!", "To eat or not to eat? Its gonna be my last meal for the next 2 weeks.", "Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon", "absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on", "not sure i can make it", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "My son`s first tooth came out but he left it at school", "O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!", "My dream was about hanging out with all my friends. It was good until I woke up and they weren`t there.", "lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!", "has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today", "i tried to help", "it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now", "Just FYI, RUIN HOLLYWOOD IS CLOSED. Last Friday was our Closing Night.", "kayla & I went to go visit you but they wouldn`t let us in school!", "i hope you feel better", "Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend", "Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire", "played a bit pool with my buddies....going to bed now, have to work tomorrow", "Aww man I left all my laffy taffy`s at work", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Up late with nothin 2 do.....", "in accounting class ; then detention after", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "Gotta sleep, and then off to work", "Must head back to the office", "Just went with Kerri to her locker for the last time.", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!", "Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.", "mega burguer was my lunch yesterday", "Take antibacterial to school to clean your hands when you cant go the loos", "I`m stuffed n can`t move", "Fuuudge. Movie store is closed", "Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?", "Done studying bout the earth", "haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now", "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...", "i don`t have any of that", "I was watching Parental Control", "Chauncey is giving his last sac speech...", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "no more brother for 2 weeks.....", "My cat died of kidney failure during my math test This day needs to get better.", "you have no interview today?", "I went to the World Education fair today. It was a whole different kind of circus.", "he didn`t come to school 2day", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "just got out of prom, it was fun off too after prom text me", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy", "just got home from the sunshine coast", "short work week for me", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "Mother`s Day breakfast is over, getting back to work now. Back on Rails", "HII!! Thats�meE!! I woke up and I am goinG to SchooL... Why me??", "I`m medal drivin` home in 3 hours!", "Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo", "good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well." ]

[ " Business or pleasure? Will keep my eye out for anything. You`re just missing a Moondog concert tomorrow night", ": Help Jen I had a Monster Energy Drink and now I`m crashing.", "TODAy SUCKs - kisskass19: �you and katey broke up?! Yah Kate Broke up with me It�s been awful nd Vodkas... http://tumblr.com/xkx1wgl8r", "Moving makes me sore. Dunno if we are gonna make it! Its getting close!", " i wish i could meet you once do u think this will happen someday? :`(", " tolddd you there was thunder! ew now it`s all rainy D: i`m scared!", " I am using iMovie 08 and it`s still not bad. I am afraid to hear what is wrong with 09", "To make it worse, its my friends party tonight, and I`m stuck here. I haven`t seen her for months", "at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today", "_Aitana K ??? What??? No way!!!! No", "**** elora danan are breaking up too and im missing their last nsw show too def need to hit up melbs !! someone come with ?", " no turkey leg? i can`t believe it!", "I should`ve known something would go wrong. The van is having problems. Oh please tell me it will not cost us an arm and a leg", "_Gorham aww, what a shame ........you can still #followfriday them though, no? >.>", "I fall asleep and didnt get to see the jonas brothers web cast ... Still tierd", " Just bad day. T_____T Gyah. No car, baby-client is teething and miserable, I forgot to pack a lunch, and I has to get a new car." ]

[ "LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!", "Had a great day: beach, BBQ with old friends (it`s crazy that I`m old enough to have `old` friends!), & learned how to play texas holdem", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.", "but omg mummy bought me ice-cream!", "http://twitpic.com/4jbba - ohhh someone likes to play with their food.... heehee", "Hi Nancy your fine (till it the baby moves!) Just get out of the house & do fun stuff early! The hardest jump was 1 to 2", "I kno I`m behind the times on this one, but I just learned that Troy 't-bag' Dixon died back on dec. 8th 2008. RIP Troy.", "So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo", "and what did i do to u kk thanks", "did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks", "7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.", "4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even", "ur linky no worky", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "got my grubby paws on a live recording of paramore. you have to hear. its better than chocolate", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "oh you and had free drinks?! thats wasup..Im givin up drinkin for a lil bit", "Daughter has a 45 min orthodontist appt and I forgot my ebook reader", "hehe his name was Jack Dawson & he died on the Titanic u c that movie Miley?im watching it rite now. amazing.tell Leo I<3Him!", "I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit", "stealth shopping - got wife b-day present while at mall together and she didn`t notice - buy, hide it in car, back before she missed me", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "gprof problem on Mac why ??", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "wut itell u yesterday lol", "poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "Finally eating unagi I`ve been saving up for a while! +udon :] AGH I just realized the band playing at Bear Garden today is one I like!", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "Going to get my blood taken", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "yeah but i missed it 2nite", "like why the **** am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..**** was crazy", "and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.", "Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "We decided I`d probably forget I had it in my pocket and sit on it by accident", "av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want", "is eating chocolate ready break", "_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards", "i am ****...**** you lucas at your czech republic beer that tastes like heaven in a bottle!! Your amazing", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "I took my ring out...", "omfg I have been DOWNING them they are so tasty. I ate almost all of them with Lo", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "Instant Internet Marketing EMPIRE! + *BONUS* recoup your investment in 24 hours or less http://megaredpacket.com/?aff_id=7891", "oh mann das ist super lustig du armer... macs age 2 months, battery charging NO. garantiefall...", "why are you surprised?", "why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy", "stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:", "I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?", "So, what are you all doing? I`m eating crackers! Yummy. The unsalted ones of course. I only do salt in my caviar.", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "i really should be in a bad mood. but.", "Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle", "That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise", "i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again", "soz i neva saw this message till now...if u add then delete me i cant see any messages uve left on my page", "seen that! hopefully ebay replacement will work for you! but take it to bits anyway! lol", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "haha i shaved all my facial hair off except for my moustache cause i thought it would be cool! But it made me look gross", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "that was so much fun! the banana dessert alone is worth the trip to austin! we`ll be back soon", "My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "AHHH - Whatchu talkin� baby? HAHAHA I can�t believe youu:O heh, actually I can. Life is worth taking risks... http://tumblr.com/xs81qy54s", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists", "was always told to keep sucking something like fruit gums", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "Got about 2 hours sleep.", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "correction...a hot coco in my NKOTB cup what a sweety!!!!", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight", "My mom said I eat a lot", "why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD", "just woke up from a delightful nap. I can`t desribe how much success is involved in an 8am nap on sat night....need rhubarb now", "Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!" ]

[ "waiting to go to the movies later for my 6th month. booored.", ".. these holidays are soo boring..", " yeah doesn`t that suck! I am working with a Nano here so i had to take 75% of my music off! so sad", "Damnit. I have run out of candy coated books.", " Ohhh, he is very regal man-cat! But he is blocked", " you getting a ton of spam mail into your inbox?? I am too.... driving me insane!!", "I dont wanna im to spanish today", " I`ve wondered about rake to. The client has made it clear .NET only, don`t force devs to learn a new lang #agile #ccnet", "_Rain oh what the hell way to tell me.", "_Music I was not hugged", "Tryin to figure out how to direct message and is gettin frustrated", "Dam only 5 votes not gonna win anything now", "i had a dream last night, and i was singing first avid dream of myself crooning away!", "Is too much of a bro", " Oh it`s been so long I can`t remember", "is wondering y Mother Nature is making my life miserable" ]

[ "I need to sleep for a whole day to recover from this birthday!! I`m getting so old!!", "17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "lo siento but I dint have enough room =/", "got a super cold!", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too", "i just need to sleep", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "i`m hungry. i want scrambled eggs again. my grandma always makes perfect scrambled eggs. my mum sucks at it. so i`ll go make some myself!", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "'They say I look yummy & they want a taste, but I`m a human not a sandwich.' LMFAO makes me", "My heart has been beating irregularly ever since last night. I don`t want to explode or implode", "I`m in a traffic jam", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..", "time to get ready for work", "put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud", "Just had a great study time followed by a delicious Japanese meal with Arty! Now, trying to get back into the study mood", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "Ok so my sister is going camping I`m so mad because i have to work tomorrow have fun", "4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even", "It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend", "to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "Grilled again for dinner last night for the senior`s final kairos dinner Had steak, spicy mango sausages, hot wings, grilled vegi, corn!", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "I know... it just falls right at 1pm my time, like right in the middle of the day", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?", "My car is in the car hospital for the nxt 7 days I gotta go pick up a loaner car b4 6! Bein without wheels 4 7day will set me back heavy!", "i think i need a drink", "why do i turn red", "_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "are you not well?", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "Gonna try to get a couple hours of sleep. Love going to bed at 9 am. Later Twitter", "Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them", "I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.", "mmm, pizza for dinner. yum. but i burnt my mouth though ..", "Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!", "Instant Internet Marketing EMPIRE! + *BONUS* recoup your investment in 24 hours or less http://vur.me/megainternetwealth/megaredpacket", "Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!", "my phne blocks text", "Still working in the database and trying to decide what I want to eat.", ". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.", "going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "Gary Just tried the Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence: no chocolate, no indulgence, just ... metallic. Best I can... http://ff.im/-3o7RV", "My picture won`t update.", "or so a month. I put my 2 week`s notice in a little over a week ago, my last day is this friday!", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "It`s gonna be a super long day", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622", "http://yfrog.com/0xoxij Fry bread is good but they only gave me a little pinch of lettuce ha ha", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.", "is eating chocolate ready break", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "So, what are you all doing? I`m eating crackers! Yummy. The unsalted ones of course. I only do salt in my caviar.", "_1993 Nope not yet Within 10 working days from Thursday. It should be in before 2 weeks Wednesday. It`ll be in before that! I hope", "and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "9 more week! July 8th. Flolloping just perfectly describes the way she moves my belly hehe", "Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.", "Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "I spent 3 hours sitting out in the sun - picnic lunch + ice cream = win. We should have had a BBQ today", "14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders", "morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!", "Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA", "1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA" ]

[ "It`s pissing me off and not letting me follow ericka", "Bed!!!!!... its time,..... hope i go to school tomorrow, all though i don`t feel very well right now", "I`m fighting off feeling sick. Hoping it`s just tired. I`m really not feeling too well, though", "hey guys y did the sun make my day gloomy?", " How long before the Frisbee Golfer 'accidentally' catches one in the back of the head from his friend", "on later than normal this morning, got attacked by a swarm of mini fly`s after opening the veranda last night took an hour to get rid!!", " Oh ****. That really sucks", "Sitting on the decking reading psychology notes with my ipod and my dog. It`s far too warm", "I hate that place!", "stressed beyond BELIEF. need a nap", "i wish i could teach my dog how to play xbox! alas...no thumbs", " I`ve heard of disgruntled investors, but calling you a 'hoe'? That seems totally out of line", " what`s wrong with debbie?", "alicias tonight? idkkkk. ughhh", "i miss !! she`s gone for the WHOOLLLLEEEE weekend!!! boo hoo", "Awake at 4am.. can`t sleep" ]

[ "hhahaa! its well strange just woke up to an empty house ahah lolllllyyyyyyyy<3 love that dog", "house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!", "still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet", "i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)", "You`re phone is off", "wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!", "Oh yeah, Radio1 is SO playing Earth, Wind and Fire", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "Again.. check out http://www.myspace.com/therealfunkymonkey ....these guys rock this one too ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbc", "Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics", "_Layne hmm.. what`s ur fav movie?? tv shows??", "- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !", "IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...", "Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?", "Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday", "Thanks Sissy!!!!!!! Be sure to check ur Myspace tonight, It`s gonna be Something! Luv Ya!!!!", "Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away", "forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age", "i am listening this song 'shattered' by Tynisha keli www.myspace.com/tynishakeli", "Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)", "listening to revenge by kiss to get inspiration... i don`t think kristie is really digging it though", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?", "_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha", "Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo", "eww What r u doing atm?", "Good Morning! Looking Forward To Listening To THE PRODIGY On Radio 1 Big Weekend. Brought Their Album Yesterday!! =P AMAIZE Tbqh. x", "Have a nice day ? http://blip.fm/~5z6y6", "Cant stop playin` in my head -- pussycat dolls jai ho ellen degeneres [HD] http://bit.ly/HxLfm", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "I don`t have any", "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!! SOOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEET !!!!!! I miss that age ..... SOOOO MUCH !", "Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week", "_in_love aww me too!!! we miss you.", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "_n Where can I get some?", "Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "comes to you. when is your atl show jljf i swear you will have fun they`re so much fun", "Ahhh I am sooo happy Ashley Tisdale is in Germany but I am not in Oberhausen... But i will show it in the TV at 8 o` clock", "2026 2164 6790 9128 Add me up and lets play something.", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "long, fun day now for some relaxation. some TV with the mom, then sleeeep", "http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though", "Awesome night ahead: BAD v Rat City! Most of my favorite skaters on one track #fb", "recorded some of a new song today! u wont hear it for a long time thooo... we might play it at shows tho! so comeeeeee", "thx 4 following r y a band? What kind of genre that y play? Nice to meet all of y", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...", ":O goodness, i havn`t heard it. i lovelovelove her old stuff though, the overture the underscore is the best album i think", "talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!", "http://wave.google.com/ <3 Google ... wish they`d spend a bit more time adding bits to Chrome though", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home", "Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "Ok we found our way now... I think tonight let`s just let go its dance time!", "Well I guess I`m not heading out to LA this weekend, Doubt I`ll get to go to the PS Blog Meet and Greet", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "Knock You Down is playing now...again!!! Cna my day get any better?? I love it!! How r u? Missed u", "Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "Yay! The playdate is back on but my van`s transmission is dead", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!", "hey!, which song was that? I would like to listen to it", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Ha, fun! I think I�ll rewatch (parts of) season 5 today...in preparation for 2morrow night!", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "nooo!! not too busy for you! EVER! SRSLY! you are my pal! I`m not yet familiar with iphone twitter", "Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?", "Let me guess.... Antiques & Collectibles? Anywhere else you`d like to be?", "I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "*sniff sniff* I want thie App for my iPhone but it`s only in America. Free Anime, Games shows and more for you iPhone = Win. But no UK =", "Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx", "N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream", "Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar", "*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?", "I`ve been up late this week watching Jay Leno. Tonight is his last show But now he`ll move up to 10pm not sure if the material will bsame", "Missed Justin on SNL! AGHHH! Just when I started to love him again, yes it`s one of those weeks.", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "Gone have my ears on it when I am at home ..plenty of painting for you as well", "had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT", "actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously", "Enjoy...wish I was there! Nice day in Springfield today..however I have my end of month expense report to do", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer", "? ... thx for ur msg, so awesome! luv the new single! xoxo http://tr.im/kpDW", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "cool its my P", "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "Wooow, I haven`t charged my iPod Touch all day today, and it`s still ALIVE! That`s so coolio", "Right now on my Justin.tv channel: 10 weeks until my gf has a newborn www.justin.tv/kubbur?20", "today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm", "so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!", "dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking", "Just woke up :o mums singing to her new gn`r cd replacement i bought because im a good daughter", "Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!", "2nd period studyhall + remembered my ipod = music time!", "aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show" ]

[ "Havnt gotten any in months my ex seems into dating but there isn`t that spark anymore still in love with loser who left me", " Im sad i cant go. it makes me sad", "Ugh, still sick. This Calgary cold has lasted forever.", "Why would someone even do something like that, you gotta be pretty **** desperate for attention!!! lol poor keanu", "_mit_glee It is confusing and flippin expensive", "Really big spider on the floor two metres away from me am actually a little scared.", "watching a boring police prog after making a fab pasta dinner, trying to cut down on alcohol so only had water", "it makes me sad when people phones are sick", " I never liked that boy Jerms!", "I will never eat broadway pizza again.. feelin ill.", "annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes. When I explicitly saved.", "hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me", " LIKE DREW SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "is traumatized and saddened by the 2 baby squirells she just found on abandoned on the sidewalk.", "whoops... not in my last tweet", "isnt going to the movies!! i got grounded" ]

[ "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!", "thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever", "dear a)stop snoring and b) move from the middle of the bed, please.", "well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "Flew home from London to NI to catch up with the family and caption a show ... Everyone went to bed early and left me!!", "in the mood to listen to some Reg stuff (Sir told me: U used to be a huge fan of mine but now it seems you`ve forgotten my songs!!!) )", "while you awake ?", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings", "Ah, finally at home in my comfy bed. Goodnight", "On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "i`m sure you`re sleeping, but you`ll have to tell me your favorite part tomorrow. i laughed pretty much the whole time.", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys", "nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!", "_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul", "Mm. Goodnight. Going to play Rock Band 2 `til it`s time to watch SNL with Justin Timberlake.", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "slept all day.. lol. now time to start on my UN article.. what fun (: ...", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time", "Last time in the drama room", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "The sweety sat on the table this morning...Just woke up! Very sweet! Oh...btw...I think i`ll be home around 7 pm!!! ****", "morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs", "TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter", "I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld", "Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "Yes, maybe, but for today, I write", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "goin ta bed now! goodnite jessica", "TWEEEEEET! good morning twitterland! going to work at 1 so need to keep packing and cleaning this flat! move out in t minus one day", "My throat is on fire", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM", "blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.", "yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "Bonjour.. Did you sleep well?", "I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`", "i didnt get a hug today", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.", "Lately i`ve been waking up with the sun in my face but not today..", "alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!", "Its 1:47 here... hmm wat to do? not sleep for shure!", "getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.", "ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code", "Has an hour left of revision", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe", "Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat", "haha i have 2 ask, are you 2 as beautiful as ur voices? curse u super cool beautiful women who are likely unavailable! lol", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "better get some sleep soon. she has to get up and go to Sunday meetin` so she can pass out invites to her jewelery party.", "Signing off for the night. Watching 'The Reader' and I`m sure I`ll snooze off at some point. Good night all", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then....", "Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day", "Oui, I figured that since its a day off, I`d better start brushing up on my french; so far I have learnt Bonjour and Oui", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.", "Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S", "Goodnight all! No iPod still but found my old MP3 player...we`ll see how long it holds out for. ****", "aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE", "girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home", "Nvd i was sitting on it", ": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight", "going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.", "goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight", "I think that boat sailed my friend... The few CCO`s that had them, had them months ago.... I wish you luck though...", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4", "change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "so i guess we r sleepin over.", "Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva", "psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.", "baby alex i miss you ily<3 good night</3", "uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son", "after some pizzas, going sleep", "sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.", "fuckkk i need sleepppppppp lol, happy mothers day mummy", "time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day niiiiiiiights yall" ]

[ "To lose this gut lol no seriously i have gained a lil and im not liking how it looks.", ".. these holidays are soo boring..", "Working on some Product Buzz (product reviews) for the blog... have a pain in the back of my neck", "I hate: midgets! Smfh! Had a dream I was fightin 1 LN in Boston Market, turbull! He kept head bunting me", "He still doesn`t love me... I won`t ask again", " sadly my corporate giant employer won`t let me get to that site...", " im gone miss ya`ll Lol.don laugh im serious.its bittersweet. lookin forward 2goin home but cant wait till nx semester!", " - So sorry Ambien got sick. Perhaps work her ashes into the garden with a catnip plant?", "it makes me when i see people replying to people that are only after followers and would never reply back", " I tried registering on the website. No go, I get an error with all 4 browsers. Firefox, chrome, ie, safari.", " i did a couple hours ago...ive got sun burn and its really uncomfortable", "I ate too many kisses.", "Mobile phone check-in? Another fail! American`s service came close, but crashed at the gate. I`m now 0 for 3.", "Was supposeddd to hang out with al but her mommy wont let her now what to dooo? Blah. Hahaha", "Felt one tooth without the braces bracket. I got soooo hype", " yeah bit it is overheating a bit and the AC died." ]

[ "sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.", "Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night", "left a comment on your blog post", "_henrie i would still rather be in your shoes instead in bed bc i work from 10-9 tommorow. i love cold weather.", "// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!", "u didn`t hit me up", "Ok so my sister is going camping I`m so mad because i have to work tomorrow have fun", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "working on a logo & I keep getting click happy Its me, not photoshop I dont they have a 'stupid stop clickin' in ps do they?", "I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!", "Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!", "- No I didnt get your text.....", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "http://twitpic.com/67hac - I dont like justin but he means somthing to miley,so i respect that !!! Love you miley!!", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!", "Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday", "I hate Windows. I miss my lovely Ubuntu I`m such a nerd haha", "via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "actually I meant motorbike. Not much touring, but I commute when possible -- about 90 min. roundtrip so it`s kinda like touring", "Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!", "Homey missed da bus.", "I`m gonna miss the show at whitby for the weekend! btw i love your show! Radio 1 is always on! ly x", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "eww What r u doing atm?", "Aniya666 yours wasn`t there", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "loved our lil tent-side jam session/mosh pit!!! EDGEFESSSSSST!!!", "Wah, why are you sad?", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "http://twitpic.com/4i3g6 - i love that game xxxx", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "i`m not partying tonight", "_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.", "hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me", "You`re not here. I hope you`re still resting. I don`t want you to be stressed.", "#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside", "Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****", "Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "i think it`s fun, you gotta hide, and defend from your enemy, fun huh?", "idkk if il get to see it again", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "Gotta love nasty weatherrrrr. so jealous ur at knotts", "http://twitpic.com/4qfl3 - haha^^ I love it", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "Ha Thats good. Thats why I love my boys, cos they never stir up the hatred that the mighty red scum do Everyone loves City", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "My car is home. Yay! $613.22 Boo! I`m paying my mom in installments. I gave her $200 today. I so need to win the lottery. :\\", "Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me", "_M aww why psn?", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.", "_Ho Naw; it was before the 15 mins bug (where tanks would stop spawning after 15 mins) I`m glad I get to keep it", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "I was supposed to go tomorrow tooooo, but have to use gas and ticket money to pay for car inspection fee.", "http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don`t have my `06 one though :/", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride", "wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time", "Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck", "Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.", "Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee", "1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.", "at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight", "stealth shopping - got wife b-day present while at mall together and she didn`t notice - buy, hide it in car, back before she missed me", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?", "oooooooh I KNO EEEEEEEKKKKKKK! ROCKS!! >", "I should have posted this for the world Pinhole day I Love this picture. http://twitpic.com/4jb4d", "_0 have you considered cordoning off a corner of the park with beware 'Swine flu' signs might clear it out for you", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!", "XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????", "Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time", "Field day.... Gt class...not winning...", "Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it`s better now", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "Last week I had 516 hits on my guinea pig pictures on webshots! And I didn`t even promote them! Way to go", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol", "What`s all your fault?", "don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall", "my favorite song is `Im standing here but you dont see me, i`d give it all for that to change` i dont know what its called", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long" ]

[ " boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!", "@ work do not feel like bein in dis **** today", "I feel so stupid for saying this, but.... I DON`T KNOW HOW TO TWITTER SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME. Ppl please do not laugh, ok laugh but...", "seriously my parents are non stop minniapolis, newport for a week, and now this weekend in San Diego i miss them ", " are you giving up on me oh well. It`s not the counting, it`s the math and the weighting (or lack of) that doesn`t make sense.", "Wish I brought some warmer clothes. It`s chilly here. only negative thing about the trip (& the no sun which is connected to chilliness)", "I almost lost you again phone silly indy", " youre diabetic? so is my dad. & i might be too, not sure. are you still allowed to eat sugar throughout the day?", " ... but i could barely speak! He was probably thinking `who is the weirdo?` LOOOOL. Say sorry to him for me please? x <3", "WTF? Twitter doesnt support messages from my phone -I wanted to be able to Twit while on vacay. Poo on you Twitter", " Ha-ha abbreviate it , so it`s not so bulky", "Still no pic, very sad", "wishing I was anywhere but here...", "taking Willy to the specialist...poor dog! He has to get a CT scan cos he can`t walk properly atm", "#BSNL, Stupid net went down.. Been without email for a whole day", " Aaron and I are playing a gig at the Life Aquatic party outside of Austin, so I think we`ll have to mis the TT Bday party, sadly" ]

[ "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny", "ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol", "no one wants a #VirtualKiss", "I assume nobody uses PortableApps anymore except for myself. In that case, forget what I said earlier", "Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.", "babe ive been aight, urselff?", "lol i <3 spongebob", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "the #liesgirlstell and #liesboystell threads show how women and men alike are screwed up and struggle to have real, honest relationships", "Yep, I`m more of a facebook person http://bit.ly/duFAz", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already", "As opposed to twitter, where all we can do is talk to people. SL is fun. I already have way too many ways to distract myself.", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "switch to something else then", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "id poke u...on face book but u dont have 1 lol", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", ": no i`m not going.", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?", "u didn`t hit me up", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "Locked out of my **** house!", "I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "you have to follow me before i can dm ya", "1st- TY to those who follow back. 2nd - grrr to those who don`t, cuz it messes up being able to follow others u want to when ur at 2000+", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "Working god I hate it haha", "I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places", "I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x", "_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol", "what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper", "I`ma need you to follow me real quick cause I can`t DM you", "i`m not partying tonight", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "awe I am sorry, probably true.", "yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.", "Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "im not at litle oven tonight", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.", "for me they`re not", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!", "Now I feel left out... All alone in AZ...lol", "Sigh... you know I am...", ", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain", "yeah I kno...I`m tryna change it bac but its not lettin meeee", "I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "Check out my song 'time to lose it' on www.myspace.com/flownyce you`ll enjoy it I promise", "Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!", "yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save", "Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck", "i wish i was there too", "I think me gettin a physical change", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "Internet, you were so fast! And now you are so slow! Where did the fast connection go?", "thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here", "HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "why aren`t you showing up as a #spymaster in my screen?", "I was really disappointed with the whole 'promiscuous girl' thing. congrats on her success but i think wasted talent", "iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.", "I have been subtly replacing it with 'penetration testing' when I see it, but nobody`s caught on yet.", "I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x", "you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother", "Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.", "The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.", "Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "But but I dun wanna", "awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff", "Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "When I start cloggin up my own Twitter feed, it`s time for me to go to bed.. Nighty night. Be sure to go to the TweetUp and meet ME!", "crud is all I can say", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it", "you might have missed my latest experiment - I know blogs have too many words these days http://tinyurl.com/ne6twc", "????? ,my latest obession.", "i need to get my computer fixed", "Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "cant get onto twitter on the Internet" ]

[ "ssshhh everybody, I think is asleep... don`t disturb him.", "my mind is racing ... b/c of 4 words he wrote. I hate him, but I hate her most. ... and I can`t keep from falling for him", "Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold", " ouch. I hate it when that happens.", " man i cant go on sunday cause im helping out all day at the piano recital. this sucks", " Where I live, all the small markets deliver their day-old bread to the food bank, but times are really tough, even for me", "lmao im stupid just felt like sayin tya� in my red caf vioce..nite ya`ll", "just slammed my finger in a car dor FML ow", "I don`t like waiting", " Awww that`s no fun, did you take something?", " Yep! Tail between legs!", "The sun is attempting to increase her efforts. Alas the same cannot be said for me. I see a bath, a couch & a book in my immediate future", "Dragging myself to work, missed my fitness class this morn. Need one more weekend day", "ahh sore throat and tired. want to go back to bed. but have work", " It`d be really hard to give up my chocolate while reading. Does chocolate count as a food?", "I wish I had company" ]

[ "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "Morning don`t ask me why I`m up so early", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide", "I think i should go to sleep considering i hav to b up on 3hrs....", "_face and nana.wish i was there last night", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow", "night Diana and if you travel soon take care", "_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...", "_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!", "Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-", "It`s Midnight - I`m outta here. HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY FELLOW MOMMIES!!! (And to non-Mommies too). May EVERYONE have a special day!!!", "Up,dressed, and out the house for 11 am on a Sunday. Off to see the fishy fishys", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Hannah slept here last night just gave her her 5:00 AM bottle and she went right back to sleep but I`m up! lol", "hey arthur! i forgot to say thanks for the flag... it is proudly displayed on my bedroom door! you are a witty one", "Sunny synday morning. Nicole is up later than usual, mommy got some sleep", "Going home.. no meeting today", "sleep time big/little lunch tomorrow at olive garden", "So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.", "Just saw Star Trek with the boo.. Now off to bed! Never again will I go to a Vallejo theater. hAppy mOthErs dAy to all!! I love my mommy", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "my cat just fell off my bed lmfao, bless her. she got a fright ****", "If this rain doesnt go away, I`m staying in bed all week til Mommy gets here", "Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo", "seriously. increasingly good nights. stoked on life! couldn`t be happier #goodnight", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..", "I am usually more creative on Mother`s Day but lately I have not been feeling creative. O.K.. Good Night. uh Morning...", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "Getting ready for an early night tweeps! Have a great one every 1", "Getting used to this shoulder immobilizer thing. Even getting used to sleeping in the recliner.", "Massive morning.. I`m stuffed now", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp", "dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "barely awake, eating breakfast.. marathon morning! Good luck to all the racers, and happy Mother`s Day!", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "Indeed. Thanks for sharing that! Now I can go to sleep giggling. Night!", "I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!", "More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise", "Rain. One more reason to stay snuggled beneath the duvet", "random night of fun now im chillin at home.. happy mothers day!", "I wake up at 4:30 during the week - and funny, Deathcab makes me think of you! (& I use your calendar to track work hours)", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun", "Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3", "had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.", "drinking some really nice coffee, got to go to the dentist at 9am this morning", "Ok so my sister is going camping I`m so mad because i have to work tomorrow have fun", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "fresh prince and sleepy sleeps my nightly routine gotta go to Dmv early tmrw", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "Coffee time be back later kisses*", "In a philosophical mood tonight, wandering round after dark does that for me", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro", "Wango tango!!! Good night all", "I`m feeling pretty energized & ready to face the day w/only about 3 hours of sleep. Hope it lasts all day.", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "I always feel sickly when I wake up. Well got a busy day ahead of me! Yippeee", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.", "_musings Good morning! It is raining here", "Thanks bro but I`m awake already How are you?", "Getting ready for college. I had a good sleep. rainy day today. I love it.", "Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "Exhausted. Thank goodness my race is almost here! All this training is ruining my social life", "Trying to stay awake Anyone have any tips how to keep yourself awake ?", "goodnight and good bye to all of you, hope you have the best of dreams", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "Good morning everyone It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun is shining. And now I`m going to write some stuff", "on my way home from ny...then sleeping", "had a very good day and is now going to get into bed!", "Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru", "Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day", "i like how, no matter how much fun i`m having, i need a hug, a bowl of ramen, and a comfy blanket as soon as i get home.", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "gets to go home. I`m here until 10:30", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums", "keep telling yourself you`ll feel better by doing it and tomorrow can be a lazy day... it is Sunfay afterall (Excuses.)", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!", "it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.", "It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick" ]

[ "My computer dies soon - its so much virus on it but my virus scanner cant find it :S", "Ugh i hate photobucket! an amazing place to edit pictures is: www.picnik.com i use it alll the time.", "getting my hair cut todayyyy! i`m nerrrvous", " is it bad that I sort of want her to miss me? I know I will be missing her.", "still sick @ Home http://loopt.us/iArPRg.t", " hahahaha your watching 106 too... i miss Oceans 10...", "i`m kinda sad of being alone all the time i miss my brother and my friends suck i mean no one has even called me in 2 weeks", " still no direct message for me. what the hell am I complaining about? i`ll c ya in 27. if u don`t answer i`ll ask in 5*.", "bad timing- a new mommy just called for newborn pictures and I can`t fit the baby into my schedule no matter how hard I try", "I totally forgot my phone at home this morning", "To lose this gut lol no seriously i have gained a lil and im not liking how it looks.", "i`m going to sleepies, feel poorlies and pissed off night night tweeples ****", " haha, sorry, it`s past my bedtime", "Daisy just got attacked by another doggie in the park", "just missed to answer his IM AGAIN! For the nth time! This is making me sad. Whenever he IM (which is all the time), I am always out.", " I`ve given up on pizza - kids would never let me have my fav (the hot ones)" ]

[ ":visiting my friendster and facebook", "maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out", "Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "_ILL I <3 my blackberry", "Wish I didn`t have to work today.", "Got up early did a **** ton now im headed to cherokee park to run and walk !", "It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much", "i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me", "_66 I haven`t had slip-ons in years, since my checkered days. Matter of fact I only have my torn up all black classics.", "No one is bringing snacks", "Going to shopping place thingie! BRB LATERZ!", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "lol girl I cannot stop!!! I am a student, I can`t afford $14 a pop eyeshadows. But I am so hooked", "time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me", "If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me", "Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "aw. that sounds amazing But I think I have work. Thank you for inviting me though", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don`t have my `06 one though :/", "grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.", "1st- TY to those who follow back. 2nd - grrr to those who don`t, cuz it messes up being able to follow others u want to when ur at 2000+", "you own a didgeridoo?!?!", "fair enough. actually, you dont have to give me x-men. mad max will do me fine", "http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time", "checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "goooooddd morning tweets!! week three OF my workout. did i mention i got my new glasses yesterday?!?", "_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "i want a dog...", "- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "there`s just no air", "I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...", "Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "I wish I could spend my last weekend as a high school student in burbank with everyone and not fly off to dc", "wo coffiees to go pleaz!!", "Took yesterday off & treated myself to an outfit & shoes, I have not treated myself in a while, my mothers day gift to me", "walking by the water in annapolis with froyo and no shoes", "..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "One week until Race for the Cure! Please donate if you`re able http://bit.ly/UFR1U and wish me luck on my 5 mile training run tomorrow", "awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone", "bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!", "_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today", "I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "Going to get my blood taken", "ah! well, I`ll see if I can find u later in the week. I am tempted to look at Leica`s this week. LOL. We could go check it out.", "holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out", "In class till 12 wishing the rain would go away!!", "ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march", "found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up", "With my jordie for a little bit", "leaving work in 25 minutes to go to Broompark then to see the new flats then for lunch with Mandy and my dad.", "I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.", "I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.", "Nothing like alone time with your handheld device", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "Not really but its work so yea kinda", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "i wish i could find my camera cause i really wanna record some too...", "oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday", "i have a degree,****!!! moving t o dallas in a few hours", "about to go to my boo`s pad", "Home from Ghosts of Girlfriends past with my lovely luddite Not exactly high theatre, but a good date movie!", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks", "on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "thanks, Mandy! What a good sister you are. That may be true, but unfortunately my road tires can`t say the same.", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "The stratus is going bye bye today i loved that car in high school #fb", "_Thrifty eBay 10 mile rule not working for me. Too many pairs of leather trousers being sold in Aberdeen. Will try next week.", "cleaning cleaning cleaning today then working out! i love not working!", "I Can`t do 30 minutes of Treadmill but done 30 minutes for today already, gonna do 20 minutes more", "Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha", "gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.", ". Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!", "damnnn. training starts at 11. but that would have been cool. next timeee", "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry", "so this my last week of school then finals yesss", "Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver." ]

[ "i am soo **** sick of wades mood swings... uhh i hate him.. he`s an ****!! ahhhh", " my computer is being stupid and wont let me vote . if i could i would vote for u.", " i think i hate you. i didnt really want to but you make it hard for me to like you what with the cake and concert on the ...", " lol what bothers me is that i`m messing with my metabolism drinking lots of water pretending its different food, Mmmm grapes!", "i have such a hard time talking to new people - I am pretty sure I didn`t make a good impression.....", " i hate this weather! When u have lived here ure whole life u get used to it...may is always rainy ", "I want korean bbq so baddd but no one can come with me", " u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that`s y I`m broke", "But now talking about today, Oh my GODNESS! Problems, problems, problems. about love, money, math, parents.....that`s enough, isn`****?", "Shouldn`t sit weirdly at the pc, I know Im going to hit the deck once I get up", " I don`t mind Sam. But I liked Kate more. I don`t like Chris. He`s smarmy.", "I missed the math trade", "just left & already misses Nashville be back sunday", " No u miss me !!!!! LOL", "Jumped on a train to visit or rescue my mom. Totally forgot my sweatshirt And forgot to bring my make up! First time ever forgetting :/", "my back hurts have a heating pad on it... stupid ladder y did you have to collapse and make me fall on my back/bum???" ]

[ "_oliver I was off by one year. I really wanted some of Jamies cooking books in ENGLISH!!!! not German.", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "haha LOL no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time", "Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.", "Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "lucky! I can`t see it tonight....", "I can haz beer too? Oh wait... I`m a work...", "I almost said, 'and grammer no exist either' grunt. But I stopped myself", "http://tinyurl.com/q3u32x isn`t that the podcasting gear you got in for bit-tech?", "Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep", "it`s not a test to find cancer, it`s just some stuff in regards to; in this case, positive results would be a good thing", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions", "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "Just left Brooklyn going uptown for some latin coffee with a dollar sandwich, can`t find that in downtown Brooklyn, where Brooklyn @", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "cool dude! yeah i was hoping your rate was still $2.75. lol! yeah not sure when ill mar and par for my birthday dinner.", "Thanks! We`re still all passing around germs here but we`re surviving. Have I missed anything?", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy", "_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better", "_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?", "IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT", "I dunno man. How bout some wendy`s?? mmmmmm we dont gots that in H-town", "Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!", "_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom", "done with the dentist until November", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "and dont tell burnsy - but no comparison between the rocky mountains and mountains in enlgland", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants", "Rewarding myself with dinner at American Dream pizza on the rooftop terrace. Perfection got 7 pages done on the prospectus!!", "not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "also your caramels are like crack.... just thought you should know.", "not really, all in all, if im not mistaken, mga less than 1k each lng ang gastos namen...", "I have just read up on lactose stuff and I CAN EAT HARD CHEESE!!! There is no lactose in it!!! *Jumps of Joy this rainy day* YAY!!!!", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!", "- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm", "that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "this thing was more fun with my itouch", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "If the drive is automatically ejecting supported discs (ie CD-R), and you can`t boot from a disc, it`s time for AppleCare", "people are not twitting very much today", "loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe", "nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it", "I took my ring out...", "I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!", "I thought when u go #2 your tummy is supposed to feel better not worse", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "p.s.: UV rays are just as strong with clouds as with regular sun, sometimes stronger. just FYI.", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "At least you made it", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", ": thx for the follow!", ":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew", "Money Laundering tip 5 - Sell the business or constructed hotel etc and take possession of your now clean money", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "I dont get how to use twitterr!", "Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "You realize you just did a solid. Better than a full-page in the AJC.", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "ok .... Here 409 is a cleaning soln .... Blah.... Over and out", "I need a Xanax and have none", "Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.", "Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76", "I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night", "Is @ the pantry", "Bluedart takes a shipment all the way before figuring out 'No Deliver' and then bring it back! Databases anyone?", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "aaauuuggghhh! in n out, check! mcdonald`s, check! haha, next is hot cheetos!", "Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned", "Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!", "Tempted to buy MAC at ACW....even though I don`t need anything....but I want to try dazzleglasses", "FOOOOOD yummy so. whose washing the dishes now ? NOT ME ! not i .. rofl", "Wrong button ... My music biz building that is.", "I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!", "You`re not singing in the rain?", "yeah and in the tatami room! kids + tatami dont mix", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.", "_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?", "break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'", "im the only ho that didnt go to tigerheat tonite", "not quite as much...hmmm products in US that are not in Canada?? Idk Do you have covergirl?", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "Adem in, adem uit", "I only came across viva la juicy on fri, no testers only body lotion in the store.... but i defo need to get it asap", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi", "Cashflow forecasts are fun but big red numbers aren`t", "I need to check your TOS, Loic. Are you allowed to sleep? I don`t remember any mention of sleep there..." ]

[ "Tracy and Berwick breaks my achy breaky heart They split ways in the hallways.", "_lpz yeah text me!!! i wnat to go!!!!! but my car is broken!!", "My flip flop just broke...walking in downtown seattle", "I may have come down with something; we`re almost out of tissues! this is not a good season http://tinyurl.com/nccqya", "forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read", "my mobile phone refuses to charge!! either the battery is broken or the chargerrr ( booooo", "Twitter is slowing me down today.", " helllllloooooooooooo tom, gig tonight? sorry im not sure when your shows are over there! miss you in the UK HI HI HI HI HI ****", " now you`re scaring me.... can`t you just be mad? Don`t jip the world of your presence", "Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold", " http://twitpic.com/4wh5x - LUCKY! I`m so jealous even though I don`t like her that much", "Almost to grandmas now. No internet there. I will never catch up on twitter.", "I don`t feel good", " hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no", "My parents wachting tv but it is terrible and there is nothing else me so sad", "home, don`t feel like going to work tomorrow" ]

[ "Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!", "Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.", "Dropped off Baby A for her 1st day in the Toddler Room this AM. She`s officially a toddler. Growing up way too fast", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "o_O thats cool. Dang, iHave to clean my room now lol, but good luck w/those jobs gurl", "right on! i`m 29 myself... i turn 30 in october. i think that pretty much makes us awesome", "_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun", "is still amazed at the awesomness of last night. The discussion was great! Looking forward to a great week! Only 10days until I go home", "_d you`re gonna take good care of that little baby and he`s gonna be a strong boy, that`s for sure", "Clive it`s my birthday pat me http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6386106", "OMG I`M SOO EXCITED! i`ve been waiting for it ever since i saw the 5th one at midnight the night before!", "Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept", "hmm so late. Well its early for me.. HA", "All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.", "ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie", "that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps. So far I have not been turned down ;-)", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "thinks malibu is the drink for me lets all hit the bottle woop woop ****", "A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.", "download iEmoticons from the AppStore. 0,79�. But cool", "Its a lovely day sky is clear birds are singing and i`m stuck in an office with on windows for 9 hours", "dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "Oh, wow, you`re fast How`s life going ? It`s been 6 months ya ? XD", "twitters from her seat in the exam hall! it starts in 15mins. pray for seat 299 in MPSH1-A to be blessed, oh and for wisdom to flow. whee", "California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda", "morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide", "are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC", "I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru", "all the best for your IB exams Carl. I hope you don`t find them too difficult and that they go well for you.", "hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...", "Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.", "arriving at itexa. Lots of mails to read and some work to do thanks god weekend is just here", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "cant contain myself, tooooooo excited", "Taping at Cox then picking up starbucks for the office bc I am so nice", "i dont get one? fine! i say texting is way more meaningful than twittering", "I`m officially on holiday! A week in Center Parcs, no internets bye my peeps, see you when I return...", "_Neith James just doesn`t take a bad pic! Colossal loveliness! (wondering if I spelt colossal right...)", "i am letting you read this.......", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "i want to see go:audio, someone take me please? 5DAYS(L)", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Getting ready for school - second maths test today also its my last day of 3rd year!! Next week i will officially be in 4th year", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "Enough already about Wolfram Alpha: The Next Google, Or the Next Cuil? http://bit.ly/6HESZ", "Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist", "_and_Zi Thanks! I`m on my way now", "Good night Erin! i wouldn`t say that this is early or that you are old.", "Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes", "Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin", "i think i`ll pass the worm! haha, but good morning!", "Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x", "auntiegail says `Today I am picking up the hi-vis vests for the kids they say `Auntie Gails Childminding Service` ****.`", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "_pollard I have no denial for this because it is the **** truth", "doing pretty well, up and wide awake", "I didn`t check Twitter till just now. Thanks everyone for all the Congrats! I really really appreciate it #fb", "I haven`t started packing", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "Good morning! Just went to bed it feels and already morning...goes fast! Now i am going to the gym soon. Have a nice day!", "Good for you Rachel. I have nowt", "glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired", "_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me", "thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems", "make up your mind", "http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it", "Home from work. A few hours of sleep then putting some miles on the new bike.", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !", "_c ive sorted it now operating system and all apps are on a seperate 60gb drive", "Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.", "Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself", "Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.", "Yeah, I should at least try myself. Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!", "Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.", "Getting ready for an early night tweeps! Have a great one every 1", "Moms everywhere stop what you are doing and get a good night sleep for tomorrow its your childrens turn to pamper you. enjoy your day", "http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "weird, `cause i synced mine this morning and got the new episode...", "Tyler Perry is Hilarious! I think I will. I`m off to bed though so I tweet ya in the morning. Goodnight!", "had a cool lil night. Now at Berrie`s about to eat pizza waitin for", "Buongiorno !!! woke up and of for my Italian lunch", "Yeah, but you`ve got admire someone who takes job satisfaction to the Nth degree", "_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........", "Enough studying,whew... Time for sleep", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night", "going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market you`re my lilime", "'I`ll see you again yeah?' 'Its up to you' 'I guarantee you will, i dont want to wait to long not seeing you' **** fruit basket! Hahaha", "Ugh id better get up for work", "yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow", "_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.", "That`s ok then.... I accept the slave role... Your wish is my command... hahaha", "_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "Time to wind down and relax a little. I can only change the world a little through Twitter each evening. The rest will be up to others.", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "_miacherry morning kik enjoy your breakfast", "You are an early bird too I see?!?!", "The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight", "hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****", "Got the BrainBone daily question right! - http://tinyurl.com/c9ryqc", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "- THANKS ! My motivation is returning at about the rate I`m inputting coffee !", "need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)", "Just funny sitting here with external keyboard, mouse, and macbook on bed just looks strange but it`s comfortable", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "http://twitpic.com/67wb4 - Gotta a show on Monday at 9.... hopefully my head will be better by then...." ]

[ "i need monies. school is expensive.", " I am very angry at this information Marcos!!!!!!", "I can`t open my eyes properly, maybe if i sleep for a lil` while longer it`ll fix itself", "_ Oh god, yeah! I forgot about that", "dog just farted so bad.....", "absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday", "Frank from UPS` last day today... sad to see him go best delivery guy EVER! Hope the new guy is NOT a fucktard...", "Why do none of my thoughts make sense when I`m sober?", "Flap-a-taco was nice until the plebs came in.", " just finished mine, some parts were remarkably difficult cramming kanji now!", " no wonder you hate driving and country roads and stuff", " it`s kind of hard to see a pic of a doggie if the pic doesn`t exist", "with thee ladies getting retarded", "trying to do a blend. i know, i suck at them but there`s no harm in trying.", " That is really sad", "I miss Cary and want to drink some chocolate milk with him." ]

[ "Varsity Fanclub will never be the same!!", "One more thing 'Shattered' is an amazing song by O.A.R.", "Watching the 3rd episode of JONAS", "they were actually there omg apparently a relative of marc went to my school lol", "the last time pankraz. why do they have to got the same name ?!?!", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "Was pawing thru Elle & saw you innit!", "Feeling like Romeo and Juliet with Bryant and Wallinwood as the Montagues and Capulets... #fb", "Going to have dinner. bbs", "Eating a bagel yummy", "Woo Hoo! It`s time to play 'Name That Twune'", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "they`re getting back together for one more album.. or so i heard.", "twitter tends to do that to us", "staying home because I`m badass.", "Stress-free is the way to be", "Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg do it again.. Mother Lover skit on SNL was great", "Latest: Saw Animal Collective in Oakland and they were AMAZING! Now, I am trying to clean my room", "oh suuuuuuuure...rub it in why don`t ya!!!!!!!!! LOL Enjoy!", "I didnt know there was a starwars day", "Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.", "The Star Trek movie was amazing! omg everyone has to go see it", "Yes, sir! See here http://is.gd/wz2K", "My youth group was there! I would have liked 2 go, but I couldn`t afford it, & I had a drama performance/party... Luv ya tho!", "life is funny and ironic at the same time isn`****?", "while you awake ?", "Its 11:11...make a wish!", "Excellent, he will never know, lmao.", "Peace Bro, thanks for not just the music, but proudly representing as a father all over - Happy Mother`s Day", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "I thought there was more Fanta in my can than there was", "Interesting Combination Have a great one ;)", "I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out", "everyone follow and ! they are amazing", "Yes...met Jon last yr at an interesting 'Questionning Agile' Agile 2008 session. Don`t see him on this yr`s schedule.", "C`mon, we`re talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a 'mat' - a context to intersubjectively 'ground' it.", "_bach daps were the best lol", "You saw that fraktastic zoidberg painting that was tweeted around last week or so, didn`t you?", ", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.", "I just got my leavers do dress!!!!", "is busy creating a new logo for my site", "is looking for a job", "is watching Because I Said So", "Abrams has his quirks for sure. I`ll summarize my post like this: decent flick, but NOT a 'Star Trek' story.", "Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown", "just woke up from a nap...", "I thought I was your best friend?", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "Wallace and Gromit is on bbc1", "In Y!M, when you sign in and sign out repeatedly, you`re not annoying.", "I`m in SF right now", "- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '", "Duuuude, Tim said that they`re making a Red vs Blue animated series! It`ll be either on Adult Swim or G4. I hope AS, coz I don`t have G4!", "next year will be sweeet", "heyy! told me to follow u, whatsup?", "- nice how the lifelock suit was brought by experian basically to reduce processing costs caused by ppl who don`t want id theft", "ROFL - me too.", "http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "_raven oh, I`m skeptical too. I just think it`s the best thing he could have said under the circumstances", "did you find the Colossus yet?", "STAR TREK WAS PURE AWESOME! LOVE IT!!! <3333 It was so great seeing you!", "Hey Wanda great to tweet with u and many thx for the info re dobro and what a fantastic sound. Son House is a fav of mine", "@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "and we`re back in buisiness", "Kat Stewart did a great job with a great character not that I watched #underbelly in Victoria", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "_graham yerrrr sameee haha its the way he plays edward i thinkk mmmm", "Hi ho hi ho it`s off to work we go", "Watched the White House dinner speech by Barack. He`s just so many kinds of awesome!", "i wanted to see that. enjoy it!", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww", "http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.", "In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday", "I`m loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can`t handle being in Scarlett`s shadow", "you didnt include Taylor in the 'Follow Friday'", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "thank you isay kamusta ang bulacan historical gimmick at ang gilmore shopping trip?", "That`s more like it - 3rd #fb", "ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice", "The Killers on Jonathan Ross completely epitomised why I love them with all my fangirl heart. Seriously wow. I miss Reading, & Dublin", "Haha, that`s great. Yeah, Zachary Quinto as Spock is really awesome indeed!!!", "Disneyland was a blast yesterday now back to work", "You live dat glamorous life.", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "is eating chocolate ready break", "A short 5.25 hours left to go at work", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", "bowling with cousins awesome", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "have a good show", "i tried to help", "ok I just love it when big buff tattoed (preferably Christian) men strut...fluffy dogs are optional", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "OMG!! Booth`s hallucination in the latest epi of Bones is absolutely brilliant 'you`re a gud lookin guy.. if u keep an open mind' LOL!", "_NigerianBoi thanks JT i also enjoyed it i will. r u following me? ill follow u back", "I got whooped by Jason Bradbury. Ace :0", "Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work", "love the song and liked the movie", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "Is sad clint hurdle got released. I liked him", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "Just saw Zack and Miri Make a **** with and . sooo good.", "you can use my alotment", "spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!", "I`m thinking you deserve an award. A big shiny one.", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "The best I could do for proof of the crack LOL http://twitpic.com/66ust", "Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Okaii Cool! I Can`t Wait For The Series To Begin It`s Guna Be Awesome x", "it`s because you`re popular", "FRUITY PEBBLES?! What? Over Lucky Charms", "Chatting with matt from mercy mercedes lol." ]

[ " I`m just sick of stupid guys but for a moment u make me believe not all of them suck then I get back to reality", "Im @ the dentist ....scary people here...", "How do you forgive yourself for hurting the one you love the most?", "sick to my stomach.. and i have a headache.. i wish someone could come rub my temples.", "Friday is not treating me well so far.", " wtf kinda best friend am I? I *still* haven`t met the hubby. That depresses me", "Charter is pissing me off, the rest of the internet can access my blog except me should have it fixed soon they say, we will see...", " LOL Me too. Going out at 12am isn`t as easy as it used to be", "PayPal hates me. It refuses to let me verify my account.", "sleeping in was interupted by JACK-HAMMERS at 9am ****! Universe says GET UP! But I was up intil 3am `cause I thougth I`d be sleeping in", "**** back home in tallcree (rez) now i cant see my boyfriend", " I`m currently into Emarosa. Their new album is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Haha", "Bad day! Work`s TOO stressful...been involved in a minor accident, but everything`s ok so far. Have to cut down immediately!", " copy & paste **** **** tosser piss flap a 10000000000 times !!!!", " aww, we will miss you. At least you get to go home right?", "plan may changes , nooooooo" ]

[ "hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t afford to go", "Early Mother`s Day dinner with the family", "thanks we did reviews today and i feel like idk anything. anyways. how r u?", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "Calling it a night .... talk to yall tomorrow", "i wanna play golf", "pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl", "why are you surprised?", "?and make your own pledge while you`re at it!", "Scratch that. Now we`re watching `marley and me`. Thinking I could stay awake better for this one.", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "- Bingley, just for that practise-the-proposal scene toward the end. So endearing", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "i wish i could go to meet in the middle tomorrow.", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "That post was for", "geez why do u have to be SO obvious?", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "Yes. Me too. I can`t understand why they have to do that. I mean, I know it`s all about Hollywood, but this thing is called love.", "Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "my phne blocks text", "Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.", "Oh, time to eat and make conversation with the domestic partner.", "i think i have a fever", "does this mean you`re leaving me?", "I wish you guys had gotten it on video", "Helloooo (: Star Wars day is cool LOOL. Wen do you go to Cnaterbury then ? x", "at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy", "wish we could have surprised them and gone to H, but just couldn`t work it out.", "spring pictures today going to schoooool", "finished watching the movie `mirrors`. I liked it but it really didnt do anything for me 5 out of ten i give it // cool http://g ...", "Morning all! Something for the weekend and leftover dominos. Noiiiiice", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "hey! not much, you?", "Lunch, yes. A date, nope.", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "Easy, I`m trying to learn Serious and normal....two new words for me ;)", "In bed eating chocolates after 2 super parties, yay playing with the new camera - could I be an amazing photographer?", "ohh I was so confused!:p I haven`t seen it. It`s your favourite?", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "I`m concerned for that family", "WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work", "haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully", "_11 thanks. enjoy the movie! i hope all is well with you te.", "On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk", "I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?", "need to pass the exams", "i love me some americana- but no movies to see", "Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?", "sounds like an episode of TV Wine Library with .", "Cool Sound!! Luv 'Drama', 'Love Game' doesn`t work on ur myspace... Wish Good Luck!! XoXo from Spain", "pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "enjoy!!! have a good day. don`t forget to twitpic ****", "_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.", "The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...", "you have no interview today?", "Going into town later to get myself a birthday present. An iPod Touch will do nicely I think", "Playing Monopoly Jr. with the lil one.. Cheating isn`t as much fun when the other person has absolutely no idea", "haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...", "I was just thinking that", "unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs", "have you watched Persepolis? Broken English is also nice for sundays", "Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie", "_d No, it`s not...", "I need one more follower.", "don`t worry be happy Ryan", "SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!", "baha, i`m gonna have to find some! i dont think we took any D: but i`m gonna find some!", "Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu", "im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards", "Field day over. Lots of great action fotos. Ate lunch, need 2 showr, tidy hse, get ready 4 stamp club. Btw Mexican skin got 2 tan 2day", "Rest then. It`s your day off!", "is it seven yet?", "can`t find her favorite Nike shorts", "Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol", "i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day", "Come hang out wif meeee", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow", "Eating Toast ~Peanut Butter,,Yum", "Oh ok..we`re supposed to be going to see Star Trek on Sun for Daves b/day...at least it`s not Shatner", "ok bye alex have fun today", "I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...", "_teamgreen Marriage course is not running on either of the bank holidays in May. Back and running next week", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "cool dude! yeah i was hoping your rate was still $2.75. lol! yeah not sure when ill mar and par for my birthday dinner.", "bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...", "not Pimm`s in a can?", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah", "Nyappy mother`s day to your mom`s.", "�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow", "I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "not just me then", "Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night", "_3girls LOUISE !! You r not adopted - ballet it is. You`ll love it and then the cocktails after even more!", "Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "wants to smoke a cig but doesn`t have a lighter.", "I haven`t got ANY cupcakes yet I was hoping if I said it enough, some would appear!", "nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.", "Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "went OUT 4 a meet up & MAY B hangin & or hittin a club or bar IF the car holds up LOL :-P", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday", "hey ian.. May 7 din ako.. maybe we`ll see each other.. or not.. cuz diff. schools tayo.. hahaha la lang.. :p", "a bit too early for me and wanting to have nice lunch too... have a good time" ]

[ "ok... twitter I almost pass out because of you!! **** :`(", "last day of school so sad", " I haven`t talked to you since the last day of school! that`s no right.", "Uh-Oooh my throat is scratchy", "****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history. #lostthegame (Blame )", "'locked up abroad' makes bein half brown good risk mgmt when travelin 3rd world. i blend. i feel sorry for my hostage magnet white pepo", "playing at my old school playground still the same except them lame **** got rid of the tire swing", "Found out that a schoolmate died of an heart attack this morning. He was barely 35 will miss u bally!", "R.I.P little bird that flew into my window snapping his neck", " wasnt it sad? was the 3d good?", "around...takin it easy tonight b/c i`m still sick", "Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...", " so wish I was there with ya, but at 6:48am Belgian time I was sleeping...time diff sucks. Take me there!", "it`s friday night. i`m home. no party this weekend", "Feeling so rough today, just want a cuddle and some sleep", "oasis or ribena? toughest decision everrr" ]

[ "Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'", "I`d have responded, if I were going", "{{{HUGS}}} Okay, just making sure!", "serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!", "EMO moment!! Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!", "need to leave now.. tweet laters", "Doing really well! I will stay here as long as is needed! So you can definitely come and visit me!! Look forward too ...", "helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.", "????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!", "lol -catch me if u can", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "tomorrow He`ll gone to new home...I was Born single(our little puppy of basset hound)", "haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!", "I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed", "LOL! Thanks for showing me `s site. I won`t tell hubby if you won`t.", "May the 4th be with you! Hahahaha that`ll neverrr get old", "im contacting PAWS Philippines so i can find 'tiger' a new owner. im so sad. i love my dog soo much", "G`day Thanx for following.", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...", "not playing here either", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "yea just fun dive..a bit scary sometimes but fun. u like diving?", "Have a good one", "iPhone SDK & I are going to become friends today. Even if it kills me", "i have to study :O talk to you later ****", "I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.", "You are clearly very busy Take care of yourself, and I am sure you will be fine; takes one to know one ;)", "ohhh. hm. I don`t want to screw mine up", "yay i`ll do you a heart mk shout in a sec pam", "Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "IIII know!!! and mean", "good luck with your auction", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them", "_chiel Well...I would love to have a Zoo! ;P Dont think I can be there sunday. But sometime I will !I want to!", "im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3", "small? we cant choose?", "You make me smile....it will get better, you have to believe that", "well, maybe you can always head for CNT. be sure to save some for me!", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "Bye ! Have a great time being whisked away", "no you didn`t, not more then me anyway", "You must like my song.", "Hope your son is okay!", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me", "_kat why not?? ****", "_assassin We are soooo sorry We love kitties and know how much they become a part of you.", "lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good", "praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me", "I hope you have a nice sleep", "Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!", "TV time see yall later! xoxo", "Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?", "im sure jont wont mind sharing", "u didn`t hit me up", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "I have to work but I`ll just watch it later.. even though it`s not the same.", "Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "I WANT A HUG!", "have a safe ride up the coast. Don`t be going 90 even though you can. when its windy just smile cuz u know u have it better.", "may the forth be with you", "_0 have you considered cordoning off a corner of the park with beware 'Swine flu' signs might clear it out for you", "un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier", "well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "God bless you my dear friend...", "_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "Time to watch OP, then some Dead Like Me, then sleep.", "nice luke quote goodluck on the test u have been dreading.", "word to yer mother!! \\m/", ": Yes, that`s what I was implying. Was a bit too subtle, as usual, I suppose.", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "me too. it depresses me thinking about it.", "i am letting you read this.......", "'now or never' makes me cry everytime lol.", "Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later", "yes please and if you`re gone i might actually get some work done lol", "Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.", "Going to see Angels and Demons tonight. It better not scare me!!", "http://twitpic.com/624qo - but a brown snake bit my duck named Elvis anyway ahaha Elvis is soo cutee!! And so is Nicho ...", "I love it. Tell me it didn`t match my shirt perfectly. Can you just not move PLEASE? What am I supposed to do without you?", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "Yeah daw. Awww... Wear a mask na!", "yes I do! Because he is going to the marines to protect & serve and leaving me!", "next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better", "Haha. If you like him, then you should go", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list", "Hope you get better. I know you will have the best medical attention. if not let me know, I will be right over" ]

[ " NICK WTF I WAS GONNA GO BUT I HAVE NO RIDE. Boo", "_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!", "Another two hours of work. Ugh. It goes by so slow. And im sore", "Had to change 'within 50 miles', because within 25 miles were effin` BORING.", "I`m not a fan of all day trainings I Novi. I`m one sleepy girl.", "btw ian watkins has stopped following me so i am a wee bit pissed off!", "i have such a hard time talking to new people - I am pretty sure I didn`t make a good impression.....", " - So sorry Ambien got sick. Perhaps work her ashes into the garden with a catnip plant?", "I am sitting at work watching the clock. It isn`t moving fast enough.", "Morning everyone sorry for going early last night had bad news, felt totally **** Today is a new day", "watching Army Wives and it always makes me cry", "Huh ? What`s wrong with UNIX environment dev`s ?", "home from work today.....son is sick", " Omg same here! They hurt so much", " ohhh. i didn`t log on there, pity me. was it great?", " I shall annoyingly tweet at you tomorrow." ]

[ "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "I`m getting back into again", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?", "thats what doting husbands are for LOL!! I hope that once my braces go on, I can eat normally again", "did not understand anything you said", "Went to a party last night. Dindin and I showed up in matching outfits ) GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ) Anyway, happy birthday, ate lara", "Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum", "hook up with Rian van Staden on Twitter. He is a (much) better cook and may have some more concrete suggestions", "Thanks for the advice! Went to the doctor`s and slept a lot yesterday Must be the meds.", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "Home from the mall & got mommy`s gift for tomrrow", "Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG", "Hmmm, should have looked at it a little more methinks", "mmm eating tostitos && piknik with spinach dip from S&R. <3", "_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?", "yes, I do but why did you change?", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "haha i wish i could! I look like a little boy now", "Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "My son would freak for the Falcon", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you", "is going to go get some food.", "You needed to watch the White House Correspondent`s Dinner. That would have cheered you up!", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "_Cake just little stomach bug, nothing serious", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "i can almost imagine what the call taker must`ve felt like taking that call...especially if they have young ones at home.", "I want to party down!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "aww my son gave me a purple g shock for mother`s day", "george lopez, bed, mommys day tomorrow ;) i wish house was on Hugh Laurie, is sexay. sometimes i like way older guys.", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "ya mine too but for very different reason", "- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts", "I woke up and my hiccups came back!", "I didn`t see this until after", "i`m about to munch on some more high calorie things! they keep my brain working", "I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it", "_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "the construction lookd familar", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "Adem in, adem uit", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.", "to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time", "Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries", "ya and i would have gained a few kgs by then. what are you working on today?", "just dropped my biscuit in my tea", "this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it! lol", "I think im becoming obsessed with MGMT- kids <3", "lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!", "Hello there hope your over your flu now", "I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend", "and no I didn`t burn the eggs. We had a blast and the food was great all weekend. We had an awesome carne asada too.", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "haha it`s great. but i slept horribly last night.", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "I TRIED TO PUT A IRON ON , ON MY BOOK BAG AND I BURNT MY BAG WITH THE IRON LOL.. BUZZ KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME ... (****) LOL", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "of course LOL about to eat more", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "Massive morning.. I`m stuffed now", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "had delicious pav + bhaaji + finely chopped onion + little dash of lemon Yummy!", "at least posada had a good ab", "Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...", "Mmm, comfort junk food. That sounds good. I always preferred Wingstop", "i`m a bum today", "feel like going home and sleep till the next day!", "thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law", "hope u did alright on the final", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "_m yeeee so wassup?", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "awww. its cool. i ate too much ice cream", "I wish I was getting pancakes booooooooo", "I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!", "My birthday is now over.", "Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.", "Oh, okay. Every so often I get this random taste of blood in my mouth that makes me go 'eww, blood'. Haha.", "In a rush.... Lunchtime anyway", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "not sure i can make it", "i tried phoning you", "i skyped u las nite", "too much good food on this Mother`s Day. not that i`m complaining! Seafood, durian puffs and macarons! yum!", "OHSHNAPSSS. is she pissed at blair as usual ? hahah. & yeeeah, i bake cookies", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer", "CEREAL DOESNT COME WITH TOYS ANYMORE!. i jus been thinkin i was buyin the wrong kinds say it aint so Mo.", "It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg", "To eat or not to eat? Its gonna be my last meal for the next 2 weeks.", "So that is different than normal how?", "Drinking tea and eating choc chip cookies. Going to head to sleep soon! Night all", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "i`ve been eating cheetos all morning..", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby", "I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.", "how come? i want pizza", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good" ]

[ " Caan`t Iht Be Earlier? ICant Wait That Long. Ahar. (:", "Uggh everything, I`m sending you!!! I keep sending it to my Twitter. So I have to forward it to you!!! I suck at life", "walk was grand peeps lol feet are really hurting now thought ****", "has the urge to go shopping.hmmm but i`ve got no money,how?", "I have the weirdest hives all over my legs and arms. What the heck am I allergic to? It itches SO bad! Dang it!", " I dont know I didnt even realize it was gone let me put it up again...darn twitter!", "My work buddy left early today so now im all lonely. keep lookin at the time and its barely only a min later than last time", " i honestly hope the theatre gets hit by a meteor before you get there", "The city officially smells like dead fish", "never mind it`s closed sorry Miley", " *hug* yep I hate that meself", "School Over!!! I`m gonna miss a bunch of people", "Stupid freshmen ruined theatre class.. Now we don`t get to play warm-up games for the rest of the school year", "_Man im fully obsessed with their burritos enchilado style. My mom doesnt wanna go with me tho", "Wants to meet Jeff Hardy and Beth Britt So bad its Soo Annoying x x", " ouch. I hate it when that happens." ]

[ "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "Guus`s last game 2moz", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "that`s such a long time from now", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol", "_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.", "_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "horrible dreams last night also had one in which i was employed...sigh, if only.", "Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.", "Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.", "**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "i hope he is ok too. i miss him and the doc better not be a douchenozzle, ill be one right back!", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "Well best of luck", "cause i wasn`t there!", "Noones talking to me anymore", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|", "i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????", "Watching WALL-E.....it`s so cute but sad", "It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down", "Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though", "You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!", "Granted, it won`t do that, either", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X", "yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2", "Thanks everyone. Unfortunately nothing can be done. The sales speak for themselves, and if that doesn`t convince Diamond, nothing will.", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "didnt cry at the end but was very sad to see the last episode of ER. man that was a good series.", "well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl", "Dear Mikey Robins: nah, you`ve heard it all before", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!", "That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "Counting the minutes when my dad`s g-friend is leaving", "good morning work this morning gutted lol nevermind", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.", "Going to bed, in pain fell on my shoulder today. Good night", "Mama? you`re the best thing that ever happen to me. thanks for everything & and sorry for hurting you... I LOVE YOU! <3", "& to you matey", "he`s retiring from the tonight show im so bummed. he was awesome ha. AND CONGRATS MY DEAR", "Thank you. I needed that", "hope he is ok!", "MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'", "_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!", "but i know i can`t", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "waah. We`re no longer your peeps.", "Sucky day so far hope it gets better", "wish i didnt have to go to work tonight", "Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/", "you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "I tell him today! :S it`s his last day", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.", "IIII know!!! and mean", "fingers crossed for you.", "sweet .. Englands becoming lamer and lamer since you guys left", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "Ah this is getting to me", "This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....", "Thanks...I really do appreciate that. I know it will be the hardest thing I have ever done", "_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Sum1 plz cheer me up", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "bye for now people .", "Totally agree, she wasn`t even as good as the judges said wither! Just said it to make her feel better", "_News I should have gone", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.", "ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it", "Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~", "sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "One final down, two to go!", "Oh no I hope you reach him!", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it", "I agree. Everybody would`ve been excited and then it goes... ohhhh nooooo..... MS screws up again.." ]

[ " it was me the whole time I did a ton of things so u would believe me but u wouldn`t listen or let me prove it. Or blve me", "Home Sweet Home by Carrie Underwood makes me sadd", " URGHHHHHHHHHH your makeing me cry", " i hav a bet to get a 6 pack in 35 days...im on day 3..it sux", "I need a new iPhone case but I am broke.", "I was just asked by a suit where i was heading to. I didn`t think i looked that much like a ****", " hey! negative on the primatech, this handle`s been on the tubes for a decade longer than heroes has", " I CAN`T!!! My heart aches for her children I wanna adopt alexis", " SO jealous...see if you can get some Dallas concert tix out of her...it`s all sold out!!", " she`s in LA, wanting sun today... but apparently LA isn`t cooperating", " yea yea im about to torture myself by doing a stanky leg marathon..ima do the dance for hrs til I can`t no mo", "There`s a spider in my room. Save me...", "my day is starting at 2:38pm. woops work in less than 3 hours...", " Awww thats not fair to me. Now im a lil sad", "Getting one of the lil GEM`s ears REpierced after work today- definitely dreading it", "The toaster oven was my fault. Now I`m going to look like an idiot in front of my father." ]

[ "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)", "Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "I haven`t started packing", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.", "feel like am at one of those gyms where the machines work you rather than you them", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "I have to use the bathroom", "you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.", "Working god I hate it haha", "it would be so fun. too much to do. not enough time or money.", "that sucks...wish we could get it there cheaper... if you`re in montreal, there`s a cool shop that carries them up there!", "Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?", "you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.", "_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste", "i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini", "that is true. It`s up to their discretion. Being nice to them also helps. So far I have not been turned down ;-)", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "I want to call you but it would cost to much But Maybe my parents will say okay =D", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.", "I cant change my profile picture on Facebook", "_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.", "too many good shows coming up and no money to buy tickets. fmfl. brand new at the troub?", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "ohhh. hm. I don`t want to screw mine up", "_lantos Jeff can`t Forcast tonight. He says Saturday he`s good at 8:30 your time. If,you know� you don`t have A LIFE on Saturdays.", "go for the 1 that you want to go to most? my bro had to switch when he did his 1st time it`s www.direct.gov.uk/studentfinance :]", "_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5", "LOL --> don`t mention it, my pleasure!!", "I dont know where to get my hair cut!", "I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it", "nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol", "I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though", "Really really cant sleep x", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "Ah this is getting to me", "I want a massage!!!", "i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again", "FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.", "http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...", "wants to smoke a cig but doesn`t have a lighter.", "denial can be very powerful", "woof, I wish I was allowed to go", "Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm", "Off from work now!", "The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline", "_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend", "me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him", "you givein lady ga ga arun for her money in that get up hee hee love it", "no cuz i feel the same way....", "If only they weren`t in Shelby Twp", "most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600", "yes not for putting inside anything else", "i wanna b maliks from taking the stage", "fo sho, im down", "So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?", "That`s a great point... but I`m not **** in ANY! woods, Sara... you should know better. Haha", "I`m yaoo, not sonnnny", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what`s going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We`re stuck both directions", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.", "shows how twitaddicted you can get", "I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone", "Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house", "if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL", "i wish i was there too", "That is the 3rd NKOTB contest that Canadians can`t enter The overseas fans have theirs now! It`s bound to be our turn!", "wish it wasn`t raining", "_ yeeeee Haha. The funniest thing is when dudes that cant ball bring their hot gfs along so they can watch them get murked!", "...and Sykes will lose a few gigs while gaining some better ones. Frankly, the best thing the rightards can do is scream about this.", "Which would be a lot easier to get if plane tickets to AZ didnt raise $80 in price", "Can`t concentrate need a booster to woork", "Just got to the gym but w/no energy", "It`s not much better than instant.", "I was going to send you the photo by DM but can`t as you not following me...", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME", "****. Now you have to cover the whole purse with those so it looks like a pattern.", "chale... a ver define 'out'", "Hmm...Whilst, walking through the city I received an inviataion into an SUV Limo via some prom fellows... Don`t they have dates? Oh boys!", "weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.", "Nice...I`d like to be there...but it`s too far... I`m from Brazil... kisses and have a nice day!!!", "You arent following me, so i cant send you a DM..", "No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "There will be NO vidoe evidence! I can`t wait, though. Now I just need 2 find a regular partner if I end up loving it!", "what the hell is follow friday?? don`t get it", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn.", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "fun in the sun hmmm hell no it`s cold", "_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)", "ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "I need a wardrobe intervention", "lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Really wants to buy new clothes", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "Oh man sold out had to step away from my desk for 10 min! you were right", "not if i`m not on the list", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "My car is in the car hospital for the nxt 7 days I gotta go pick up a loaner car b4 6! Bein without wheels 4 7day will set me back heavy!", "Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for" ]

[ " me too no one even liked my answers to life last night, pshh", " ah man, that`s sucks. What happened to it that`s prompting a reinstall?", " wat u doin my bad im mixin this song", "rah rah. youtube isn`t working again. oh great", " Which denomination? I`m at the library and everything`s blocked.", " I`ve heard of disgruntled investors, but calling you a 'hoe'? That seems totally out of line", "Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!", "Just got home from work.. My feet are killing me", " Oh noooooo!!! I`m so sorry!! That sucks hard!", " i rarely sleep.. cant help it hehe", "So tired and I don`t know why", " Sorry to hear that, dude", "_fann coming up! Sowwy!", "My head hurts because that air freshner is the most horriblel scent ever.. Im super grossed out!!!!", "Needless to say, I didn`t stay to find cache#90.", "watching a boring police prog after making a fab pasta dinner, trying to cut down on alcohol so only had water" ]

[ "that`s such a long time from now", "Is coming to the end of his first shift 6.30 local", "Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "Good morning!! Gonna clean the house a bit, then maybe clean some more, then do nothing for the rest of the day", "GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me", "_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!", "We`re no longer in biz together. The one thing that survived was our marriage. Not so good with the in-laws, though.", "wants to hang out with friends SOON!", "No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks", "I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up", "nice night bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow", "Well good job to my two cousins that are graduates! Good luck in life!!! <never wear your pajama pants to school >", "omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night", "you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though", "The book bloggers panel is not listed anywhere in the program! Be there tomorrow at 2pm in room 1E15. #BEA09", "Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later", "oh! so this could well be your last post!", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!", "fingers crossed that my neighbor can sign for my UPS package today, otherwise it may be bye-bye pretty skirts", "Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...", "Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!", "No churchill downs for me tomorrow", "happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!", "this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it", "My friend and I have a request that you play Nothing Sir when you hit Perth on Tues. From Jazz and Charni", "all done., time to finally start shuting down", "i don`t wanna work over the weekend", "It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "we are coming...won`t be there til around 9....can`t stay though", "Tomorrow is house shopping...", "needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.", "safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes", "Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!", "Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her", "needs to escape from this town. getting ready. seeyuhhh.", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow", "Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere", "Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "ur leaving me for a week i know i dont see u everyday but i like the fact that ur in the same city as me", "I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?", "last class at 10:30. One final tomorrow and 2 finals on friday!", "is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe", "I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "not for too long I hope x", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:", "just finished an exam, every1 else has finished cos I chose i different course to my friends I have one more exam on Thurs next week", "wow! party! my new life! it is awesome! no more girlfriends they just create tons of drama! babes at a party is the way to go! just w ...", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight", "K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(", "you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'", "Now I need to change my monitor", "LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen", "meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.", "Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!", "_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::", "Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.", "Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "fun night tonight, and my house looks so purrrty. Until tomorrow when the kids come home", "is wondering where all her friends went...", "'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "I was going to visit my sister today, but she`s grumpy. I`ll just chill at home with the family and visit her tomorrow.", "i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?", "didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.", "I`m gonna miss the show at whitby for the weekend! btw i love your show! Radio 1 is always on! ly x", "Morning Lou, I Have some housework to do then im off to Church", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "One of these times I`m going to have the self-awareness NOT to ask one of the principle mourners at a wake how they`re doing.", "Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun", "ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one", "Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", "i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!! (FAREWELL!!!)", "pretty soon gonna have to unfollow myself from _words to cut the quickly growing 'habit' ... but I do love the challenge!", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "We do! Its been to long! I think i have next weekend open. When are you going to have the house warming party", "WELCOME BACK see you tomorrow! come pick up your gift ;)", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68", "Getting ready for a going-away dessert reception for a colleague who`s off to grad school.", "next year will be sweeet", "_tah oh no. *hugs*", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "I wish my roommates were coming home soon maybe i should take a nap to waste time", "But on the bright side...no school", "Time for a clean up.", "showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!" ]

[ "Disappointment really sucks! I`m getting used to it.", "Forced myself out of bed this morning, but failed to cycle in. ****.", "Dislocating your thumb= more painful than dislocating your toe. I was reminded of this today (thankfully, by my toe). Still feels weird", "http://twitpic.com/4wp8s - My ear hurts, and THIS is my medicine. GUM", "thinkin twitter is really quite borin", " following 865 and followers 539...not nice", "My wife can`t get on the guest list for tomorrows show because it doesn`t exist. LAME. I guess no wife at the show.", "Aw, not going to Toronto anymore.", " Actually, I`m supposed to do that w/ my dad + cousin, My cousin is in trouble though, so we never get together", "Carol Vorderman cancelled her interivew with me... so now I have no proof against all you non-believers!", "I raced her once. I totally lost RIP http://tinyurl.com/lhgca8", "I told andrew that JT is going to cameo @ MTV movie awards. He said, 'he`s pissing me off.' guess they`re in a fight", " No ways. If you can nab a youngster, go for it! My best friend swears by younger men - apparantly they can go for longer too!", "The jetway feels like the seventh layer of hell. Oh and there are way too many babies on this flight. And I forgot my Bose.", "Gotta go now .. i`m going to Circus .. the real Circus not Britney`s Tour sadly ..", " that and being so careless with her vocals." ]

[ "I`m doing all of Russia today! Because I`m cracking on with Economics tommorow I`m retaking aswell :/", "will be following you tomorrow!! sleep well", "i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa", "just found out i have strep", "All of you can have fun tweeting all day while im cleaning hair LOL", "aww hope uve hada good day xxxxx", "nice! now gimmeh some nice stuff", "It`s natsmith88 last Friday today", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "About to dye my hair and do my nails", "day started off bad but got better", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "whoa, I`ve got to go to bed, night!", "You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL", "good luck with the pump!", "yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!", "(OOC: -we`ll do it. )", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "Adem in, adem uit", "_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!", "Well it`s official I have strep", "_News I should have gone", "_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol", "well.. all my slacking off earned me a D and a C but at least everything else are A`s and B`s ^^ next school year all B`s and A`s Esh!", "congratulations on your shirt btw!", "Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)", "that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!", "Soon my new job starts I`m so happy!", "actually workin from home tonight... you?", "you just got one more!!", "I`m eating egg-whites right out of the pan", "im a pleb i had to take it out of the freezer.. and put it in the oven!", "Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now", "just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo", "trying to learn to tweet!! it`s all good I hope..", "off to my Psychology class.", "14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders", "my body isnt itching anymore", "I have to work tonight But I get my paycheck!", "Now I`m off to bed - HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY ALL - HAVE A GREAT ONE", "thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.", "i think i have a fever", "Going home but will be back! After I get groceries and stuff", "ha you`ll do fine! just be positive! &aha i know huh. wht a long conversation. i remeber you and allyson did even lnger ones! x]", "Man it will be a sweep no worries", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT", "Just thinking that it will all pay off in the end.", "i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc", "mega burguer was my lunch yesterday", "Havin a much better day today!! Finished the last Twilight book yesterday. Classes start next week! Get at me yall!!", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.", "Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.", "irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open", "nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,", "success! another paper demolished! the rock god lives on! 2 more...well, 1.5 to go. Yes!!! out to celebrate awesomeness ...", "has one more paper left", "i want to wake up early, and get a coffee tomorrow (today) ! it`s going to be a busyy day! but have to keep writing.. booo whoo!", "has been kinda nice break but it wont matter soon I`ll be in grad school", "right. coursework now. PROMISE", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "whew. did some more vacuuming. what a good time! You should vacuum.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "Going to get me a new roomie today", "i wish i could go to meet in the middle tomorrow.", "just got home and i got to freakkin clen", "what are you? flavor of the day?", "I hope for a speedy recovery for you!", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "I`ll try that, thanks", "I had so much fun tonight!! But i am soo excited to get home and go to sleep", "I`m trying to get myself moving this morning!", "the $60,000 i spent going to college was well spent. I`m going to meet a man tomorrow in the Toys`R`Us parking lot for a cleaning job.", "oh hahah thats ok then", "I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "_**** it was indeed made my life!", "I work in one hour", "_meow YEAH U Better BE !!", "I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x", "hahaha. do it you`ll have a blast.", "booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-", "better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!", "Just found out I`ll be a Food Engineer in a future life. Cool. *iPhone app called Afterlife", "good catch! Thanks a bunch- have to put up a new widget.", "my blog is now updated", "i love you <3 host me lmao", "My roommate has officially started packing", "finally home!! tomorrow is day 2 of 'Amazing'.", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "haha it will be interesting haha", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE", "i was at the outlets too", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is", "Is feelin right rite now", "All my spare time seems `twill be spent doing homework this weekend.", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "_shediddy lol , you gotta share too", "i`m also on plurk try it", "It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "i had walkathon this morning. and i`m among the first who arrived at the finishing line!", "you can use my alotment", "_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?", "CONGRATS on graduating college!", "sunny, I`m a workin` on it. It`s very much in progress! Will let you know when it`s up", "I like that...gonna have to re-tell", "Is Going To Buy A Wacom Today ... Goood Times", "Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.", "pretty tired after a nice full day.", "8am math final wish me luck", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "OK Just a thought that occured to me..." ]

[ "listening to music was kostet der fisch ?! xD my mathsteacher has choose the wrong job... that`s wrong grammar but a real fact !!", " oh no! i`m sorry. at least you`ll still be able to buy regular tickets and not worry about limits?", " **** i always miss it", "im blonding ... slowly but surely im blonding ... i wana scratch my hair but im not allowed", "Poor `s mom just told her she looked like a ****. The skirt wasn`t THAT short, and it`s 87 degrees out!", " ... rather than outdated & bigoted at worst, and outdated, patronising, imperialist, monoculturalist & self-righteous at best.", "just when i thought things couldn`t get any worse. it just did. and it will get even worse tonight, i bet. my life is a misery.", "THIS twitter is driving me nuts...WONT LET ME DOWNLOAD A PROFILE PIC!! ...guess i`ll keep trying!!", " Sorry to hear that. If I didn`t already so much planned this weekend, I`d have considered going too.", "Aaaaaaaa!! I hate **** winshit!!", " My Friday made me miss high school", "Horrible thought... I have to go back to work on Monday Good thought... I only work for 90 minutes Life is good.", "17 hours left of being a teenager.. and ill be sleepin for 8-10 of those hours.. how depressing", "Ok so I`ve now got a bit of a bad back after lifting all drum hardware into my car downer.", "This is what I had to endure to get prizes of to my lucky winners http://twitpic.com/669nm", " but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it XD" ]

[ "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "hey girl i just sent ya a message on Myspace", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "oh hi terri good now what about you? any good gossip", "Morning & welcome new followers! I tweet business & pleasure so just fair warning", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin", "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "Hi tweete, surprised to see everyone still up...maybe it`s the full moon", ": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD", "Or maybe its just us ....", "Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem", "i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "I need to check your TOS, Loic. Are you allowed to sleep? I don`t remember any mention of sleep there...", "i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.", "let me know how it goes I`m praying. Ummmph. I still can`t believe it.", "why isnt everyone with you?", "hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots", "had a good day but im now skint again", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "hey mate fancy finden you on hea", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode", "http://twitpic.com/4ukqe - haha cute and beautiful U R cool Miley.^^", "hey! not much, you?", "youre not supposed to...", "Lil cuz coming round today she 5 aww haha", "yeah. xD were so close already! xD i can talk to u about anything! i love u gurrl. x3", "Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?", "Noones talking to me anymore", "I hope to see you soon again", "I saw you started following me - Welcome - what do you do in AKL and for whom?", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call", "awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!", "_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!", "Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav", "http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly", "Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.", "is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****", "man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "See you later lovely ladies. Be Good & I love you millions ****", "sore head..hope my girls ok", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "hey please reply me, i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code love you", "http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.", "oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3", "lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!", "my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)", "Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..", "Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.", "Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!", "- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!", "what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!", "changed my h/p number go online msn messenger to see", "soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it", "i`m not being mean", "trying to figure it out", "kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****", "u think i could call u tnite?", ", just dont understand what`s it got to do with me. I`m just a nice girl", "boo i`m a week late how long u in town for?", "had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!", "whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "lol yeah haha. yeah, things are okay, pretty much the same. slowly sorting out everything lol. exams are coming D: haha", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo", "Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor", "morning miss sarah cyrus ;) WHAT`S UP? x", "Just talked to `s cute grandma on the phone. She only speaks Hindi-not my best language-but somehow we manged", "tell me about it", "Thank you How`s your daughter? And by the way, how did you get 1017 followers? :O", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well", "it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "Hello, you are sooo awesome!! Dont ever stop what your doing haha, You make me fall off my chair laughing x", "I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it", "Hope you get better. I know you will have the best medical attention. if not let me know, I will be right over", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long", "*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?", "sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym", "WASSUP BEAUTIFUL!!! FOLLOW ME!! PEEP OUT MY NEW HIT SINGLES WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IPSOHOT I DEF. WAT U IN THE VIDEO!!", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE", "my hubby`s a vet, so we `get` that animals are like children!! all the best! hope ur biz is going well", "- u aint lost me, i`m right here", "I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no", "Ok. Night sweet people I`ll look for ya tomorrow" ]

[ "So hot today =_= don`t like it and i hate my new timetable, having such a bad week", " Weird, suddenly blogtalkradio is giving me a domain not found error. I was just on it 5 minutes ago!", "Sore throat. This is not good. I have four performances this weekend.", " i tried listenin to music 4 half an hour! Tried readin a really boring book-still wide awake!", "Aaaa! I need to work today, Why cant i ever get the weekends off? It makes me want to cry", " That`s no good. I`m sorry", "God i`m so sleepy today I can barely focus", "is on allegra, flonase and a steroid inhaler for the rest of the allergy season. throat still hurts from the asthma", "Just got to the hospital. Jimmys really bad....please please send your good thoughts. I`m really worried.", "so far I`ve tried to kill myself TWICE in the 15 mins I`ve been outside by tripping on stupid things. I knew I should`ve stayed in bed.", "I came home thinking that maybe there was something good to eat. Apparently not.", "another build failed! something is not right in the big scheme of things!", "Holy ****! It`s raining in LA and I don`t have a jacket! oh no.", "I`m struggling today...Nola woke up at 3:30, so I`m running on no sleep.", "What`s with the mass exodus from work at half three? It makes me sad", " Ouch. I won`t be down in Miami tomorrow morning. That sucks It`s a cruise? Are you driving back the next Saturday?" ]

[ "not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!", "Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless", "http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really.. my redd converse. I love converse.", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.", "_dec0de I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "going to work nightshift....", "hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL", "Yeah, I wanted to have some I was bottling, so it`s sanitized and all good. It tastes like those choc. oranges.", "It turns out I`m really, like, sixty years old, guys. You were right!!!!! I`m off to seek my future a little later than planned!", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "goodnight twitter, ill see you after 10 + hours of sleep or more", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "six more finals to go", "heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "After a week staying with my Grandmother, I`m home in Lopatcong. . Can start my new book tonight. http://twitpic.com/4w1s0", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "I hope everyone had a great weekend! I will be here on and off today as I have 2 important meetings today", "@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*", "Day is going well so far. Meeting until 4 though.", "Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.", "Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat", "hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D", "Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday", "it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too", "yeah yeah gd night then", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time", "When I start cloggin up my own Twitter feed, it`s time for me to go to bed.. Nighty night. Be sure to go to the TweetUp and meet ME!", "http://twitpic.com/4jco5 - The Result of working the Green/Black fingers...", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "o i c. i have no excuses i just love bein comfy", "TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!", "_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine", "10 25 Am Still waiting on the doc to come and break my water.", "the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*", "4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even", "just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!", "what can i say, i am a creatur of night, hmm, should be dne soon", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?", "not just me then", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.", "cuz ima always late haha dammit she got me good", "Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "unhooking my pt`s, then home to SLEEP! SLEEP IS GOOD", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "could do, will the fact that its bank holiday make any difference? lemme check my money situation also", "great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!", "Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!", "ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes", "The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work", "will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7", "I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "Come on Knight... It`s been well over 4 hours", "http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "No, rather we`re OMG it`s nearly Monday", "omg! i luv u guys, thanks for keepin me entertained, and awake ! .... missinmydgbigtyme", "Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.", "Ok- I guess it`s time to throw in the towel and head to work", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "DUSTBIN BABY ON AT 11.30 Cannot wait x", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe", "After sleeping in the rest of the day was busy. however, I got to spend the last of it with my favorite babysittee (the kids are great!).", "Ohhh only a bit of time left to have an account on the forums.. I do hope I get to be a leader some day :/", "@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.", "I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this", "@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH", "After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle", "wooo am recovering from running race for life yest!!! i managed 36 mins 44secs, not bad for absolutley no trianing", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "??? weekend standby duty??????????????????????????????????????????????????", "Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "haha i`ll keep that in mind so far, i reckon i have enough money to stop my hair greying when i retire ;D", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "im home! videoke at Funtime.. yey! got loads of tickets! nyahahaha!", "Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands", "I used to be - but that was a while ago now - your argument is pretty sound for a trolley pusher", "going to work soon and so excited! ugh id rather pluck my fingernails off", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x", "Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!", "reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.", "back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "_Kate i know its heaps awesome. if your not working all weekend", "is poolside. Bowling toniht maybe?? Back to work tomorrow", "just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking dawn cause i dont want it to beover", "what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.", "Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold", "$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!", "Has got the slow cooker going, now just to get ready for work" ]

[ "working on diffusing that irritation but this traffic sure isn`t helping mother F! it`s always real bad the days th@ i help plan stuff", "left the inn now im at school. dang its straight up dead here!! [<3Hannah]", "Worried for my cousin and her son", " I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I haven`t stopped sweating since noon when dad and I were packing", "'locked up abroad' makes bein half brown good risk mgmt when travelin 3rd world. i blend. i feel sorry for my hostage magnet white pepo", "taking sad to a whole new level", "I don`t feel good", "I`m at my saddest right now. I lost my mobile phone earphones. Waz feels a little incomplete and I feel the same", "I had some work to do, but my wrist hurts too much to do any of it.", "I got into a fight with the pavement. I think it won poor little knee", " oh em i`m sorry i wuv you to pieces", "OMG. Today felt like the last day of school! it`s horrible!", "i know i have lots of comments to return but i have been really busy i`ll get round to it guys, sorry", "Being tall has its ups and downs , my legs are in pain", "in my room its too **** warm! windows open but im still cooking !", "Hey Fused Gaming, FusedGaming Forums have been delayed until 9PM PT/12AM ET tonight... sorry (abean2007 live > http://ustre.am/1ntp)" ]

[ "Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.", "is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on", "Happy belated Birthday to Billy!! I forgot to say that on his bday. I feel aweful!", "Just got home, no rosie surprise of smiles hugs & kisses waiting for me.", "Uhhh. Bring it over when you can. Matthew and Keren have never seen it.", "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though", "woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia", "no I don`t mind Kent it`s just my best friend is going there and Im going to miss her", "I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.", "Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!", "Plan for this evening: dinner, shopping for dress shirts, watching Up, going to bed. Plan for Saturday: Funeral for a friend...", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "First surprise birthday ever, best night I`ve had in a **** long time!", "White House joins social networking sites > http://bit.ly/15Fo4X - better late than never", "I am craving Burrito Boys - Large halibut, with everything on it, no jalepenos, 1 line hot sauce. Can anybody hook me up?", "Yay I love it when you host Money For Breakfast Jenna Lee 4hrs of you the amazing and so pretty and sexy Jenna Lee yay.", "_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes", "Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON", "_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta", "We are at alexander. Just had a 3 course dinner and i am wearing someone elses red wine", "you obviously havent seen my mrs first thing in a morning", "I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis", "been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding", "you forgot your fans too! haha", "frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor", "i want to but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina I really really love you mitchel! You`re AWESOME, you Rock!?", "kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today", "omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x", "oh the memories ? http://blip.fm/~5yxd4", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "_defcon1 I gather you guys continued the drinking after I left?", "_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family", "sitting here with Nathan, Eddie & Brenden chilling out at 1 AM, haha great day, I love my life!", "its weird how thinking about may 2nd totally changed my crappy mood to happiness...i miss so much", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then", "is going to be in Cincinnati all day Sunday...visitin` with an old friend/brother from Korea, then a date with someone special", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", ": yaaay, you`re back .FINALLY!!! i love reading your tweets ;D. and you ;P", "Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling", "lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead", "Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....", "i wish we could have seen you girls today. well besides from across the crowd haah. hope you had fun", "Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.", "Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday", "i`m playing left 4 dead with my friends gilbert and louie its so fun happy mothers day to all your moms! )", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...", "i saw you on tues and last niiiighht <3 so amazzzing, didnt even notice you forgetting the wordddss", "'My problem isn`t that I miss you... `cause I don`t'", "hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.", "wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa", "we had bbq chicken pizza last night! (although it wasn`t deep dish glad to hear you had fun in p.r.!!", "great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH", "I knooww & my hot water bottle iss in whangamata without me. ahhhhh", "few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?", "!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC", "I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!", "going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0", "I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?", "ohhh I remember when you gave your dad a shoutout at the mcr at MSG show last year. that was so sweet", "saying goodbye to my parents at the airport. it was great having them around.", "aww lovely! Hope you had a great mother`s day, our little mother hen did you get in contact with sharn?", "mmm eating tostitos && piknik with spinach dip from S&R. <3", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Yup, us too. Spending time with Mom, Sis and Aunt Have A great Mothers Day!", "Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "They don`t know that I like him cause I`ve never ask them bout him.oh well I guess your right. I feel abit better now", "getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "_ess Since T will be away - COME TO TUCSON!!!", "cause i wasn`t there!", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "Nice lunch... Even better when mom pays...", "John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night", "Cultural tour 102 by loiusa`s family: kangaroo sight-seeing in cemetary. Lovely", "Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups", "even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice", "Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!", "up at 4:30am west coast time..gettin ready to catch my flight back home..soooo excited to go back to my two fav boyzzzz puppy n BF", "I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats", "met the shortest line ever at FCB Tunapuna... then the tellers disappeared", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "awww, watching 18 y.o. britney on snl. she`s so young and cute and really funny! i miss this britney", "http://twitpic.com/4jj4j - Birthday Breakfast! Yummm- chai & an apple fritter", "Swimming party at my brothers tonight. I had an AWESOME time. Since when am I a sissy about cold water? Who am I? LOVED TODAY!!!", "this is funny, we just discussed Bela Lugosi over dinner, his apearance in Plan B from outer space 'best' movie ever", "Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "wah....American Chocolate Cheese Cake for my chweet mummy ! muaxxx", "is eating lunch at Sushi Tei, Sency yum! met Ghina earlier", "_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain", "Had a BLAST this weekend with my sweet girls in Vancouver, watching my awesome Celtic lads... AND I got to see Alissa! Now I`m home", "sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)", "ur there when I`m not lol", "got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo", "Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead", "heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE", "Yogurting. Home from lady Mona`s, on the fone w no song from Yoplait. Lookin forward to hrs w tmorrow & rehearsals Gnight all!", "I say 'oh man..' jovani asks, 'did you just call me an old man?' haha", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "#followfriday follow these ppl ... they are interesting .. doesnt tweet much though", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.", "Could`ve said hi. We`re off down south tho", "Just watched the movie The Holiday. I had forgotten what a feel good movie it was! Lovely evening.", "did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you." ]

[ " weird. I tot it will usually rain east coast first. And east coast usually gets more rain.", " i`d give anything to be there. too bad i`m in tennessee.", "I have a stupid headache on my day off.", "Poor Nicole just absolutely DESTROYED her cell phone", " are you guys dead again? I can`t load it up", "The Rain Makes Me Sad. Its Like I Want To Kill myself,<-", "Ugh I don`t feel well again all of a sudden", "help! anyone know if there are stores that carry blackberry trackballs? just went to verizon retailer; no luck. do not want to order one", "now, in a weird mood muahaz", "5500 words and counting. My hands hurt", "Just finished studying for Abnormal Psychology. Eek. I still have two more days. I`ll do more than fine", " I found a link on WWE.com http://www.wwe.com/inside/industrynews/kennedyreleased stinks!", " this picture made me cry lol http://www.twitpic.com/671w1", " it was way worse than that ...and where were you why didnt you say hello?", "Aw man, Half Term isn`t long enough lol!", "Maybe I was wrong, this week could have stayed good, but it didn`t" ]

[ "i was right about the wave off", "what happened to your phone", "So true Donna Wish you a joyfull sunday ~Siddy", "It was a lovely attempt at poetry!", "wow! that is an *awesome* review; carry it with you everywhere; laminate it; read it when down;just plain cool", "I had my hair cut today and my boyfriend didn`t notice....", "ah, ok thank youuuuuu!", "ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!", "it`s good to see all my family was a good day today", "No one to rub it in", ": thx for the follow!", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "i`m fine thanks wbu?", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!", "STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.", "all work, no play.", "u didn`t hit me up", "went with john grisham instead... she was very pleased & never suspected a thing, lol. hope tomorrow is a better day for you", "good luck C have funn!", "Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72", "Bye!! Great meeting you!", "aaaau thanks gi , I really really love u.Thanks for being a really great friend.And forgiveme if i leave you sometime, ?", "It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "Home !! Home @ last !!!!! Time to step outside for some life", "perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol", "5 things this Twitterer could do without http://MikeFrizzi.com/blog/?p=192 SRC / I like this guy.", "just say no reeesee cup", "*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "thinks tonight couldn`t have gone more perfect.", "that`s the only way to get things done. no distractions", "actually did progressive studying today..", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "Hockey was so fukin� good **** you hole! xD", "Headache is gone,thank god!Time for tea i think", "first puppy gone 2 new home.", "'Thank god you didn`t go **** until after you had me...'", "Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys", "I know, right? I guess the oldest doesn`t hold rank on field trips anymore.", "_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them", "Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!", "did you run into someone I know this weekend?", "Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin", "very nice...i cleared my head", "has had a nice long nap http://plurk.com/p/stvqp", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!", "switch to something else then", "_Mcfly how cool will that be she is so nice!! Bless her=] so what ya upto? Love you (L) XoxoX", "Up was pretty good. It was kind of depressing though", "http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "_ Truetrue But he`s not! xD", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.", "Thanks man. That sorted it. I only ever remember 222.222", "..people you love.... wait i am not there", "_andersen thank you Eric! glad u appreciate that!", "Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!", "_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333", "Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it", "That was pretty awesome on both our parts, but a person on a bike behind you said hello and left before I recognized him", "Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!", "Just passed a wrecked car hoping everyone got out OK. Finally picking up speed. Should have been in B`mpre by now.", "awww THANK YOU! you are a great guy too how`s ur weekend been so far? hugs ****", "good luck chan! gue kmrn bawa backpack kosong, quite helping", "mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "so happy its friday...not so happy about this rain", "Yo, what happened to my invite?", "it`s beeen onee year", "did not sleep a wink last night X", "It`s pretty warm out now! I forgot K was sick though.", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "my body isnt itching anymore", "3OH!3 - Rich man is amazing, really can`t be bothered for school on Monday", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "_KittyKat That`s very nice of him.", "Tidied & hoovered the whole flat - and all b4 10am today Now we`re heading out2 German bakery 4 breakfast followed by a walk in the park", "all is quiet in twitterland 2day.", "off to work again ... mercedez`s last day", "I knew it! I use to love that show too Happy weekend to you too!", "last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!", "Thank you! I appreciate that.", "Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all", "thanks for that, now i learned something new today enjoy.", "you guys didn`t say hi or answer my questions yesterday but nice songs.", "O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "omds! holly steel, bless her! x", "Thanks for the recommendation", "All done. No more internship.", "just something different than all the text around it. There`s no difference whatsoever", "Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee", "_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.", "Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold", "left a comment on your blog post", "Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks", "yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow", "Awwh....well at least you are up top, where the magic happens! Today will be a good day, no worries.", "Came from Greenbelt & Power", ": Yes, that`s what I was implying. Was a bit too subtle, as usual, I suppose.", "Twitter is sooo quiet today", "wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room", "I thought I was your best friend?", "Thanks for the well wishes and hope ur day is also quite successful", "If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "okay, i`m out for a while back later!", "_beckett Thanks so much !", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before", "My dad`s drunk off his ****. Today was successful." ]

[ " Oh noooo that sucks Did you reschedule for another show?", "Spent the last hour signing yearbooks. I`ll miss you guys!", " I need horror to be lovecraftian actually, not enough weird horror movies.", " sadly isn`t me. It`s some1 w/ 1 follower 1 update & hasn`t used Twitter since May 1, `07 I wanted that name, too", "WOW i just drank a drink of water - 12 ice cubes that took ages to melt. i now have brian freeze", "I put a real pic of myself up. I`m going to miss the avatar.", " you fail. at life.", " Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape", "_crazyangel oh noooo, did he not get through?", "WHY CANT I FIND IT!!!", "Internet stopped working right in the middle me quantum leap. grr", "oh no my tweetdeck is malfunctioning :O il have web will its fixd", "() OMG SHUT UP!!! (sorry. still venting at that person who`s annoying me. It`s none of you, I swear )", "not looking forward to dress shopping tomorrow. so afraid there`s no way i`ll be able to get what i want", "I`m gonna miss them so much I`m crying right now... :/", "i waited too long to buy pink tickets! now we`re going to be in nose bleed!! how sad we`re taking binoculars..." ]

[ "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "Somewhere in the center...", "Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "at work......thinking about the rest of my finals...summer almost here", ": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%", "Sleep....take two....this better work!", "_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am", "Just got home from school. Doing assignments.", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "Eh, I`ve gotta go to bed anyways. Goodnight.", "Hoping the day gets better now", "getting ready to go read, pray, and go to bed. Enjoy the rest of the night", "shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!", "I know people say that power naps are good for you all the time, but I kinda always miss the alarm", "Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home", "It`s 6 am, I haven`t been to bed yet, and I just got my second wind. Guess I should edit or read or something until I feel tired huh?", "ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo", "how`s the baby fever", "Time to get purrtty. *wink*", "did you get fired? *hugs*", "diiinner its sooo cold right here D:", "haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks", "i cant do anything", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "Time to turn the phone off and get a full nights sleep", "time for bed.....got some learning to do tomorrow with an early start night night good people ****", "I really need a job.", "No offense, but have you thought about a career change?", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend", "thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you", "Ohmygosh. I KNOW. That would make my night for SURE. lol. Goodnight!", "going to take my sociology exam and back to bed", "is working until 11 tonight http://plurk.com/p/x2kbv", "_Loves_NKOTB yup...as always....wonder when me and V will ever come back to Earth...getting kinda comfy up here", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.", "all work, no play.", "Is actually feeling awake today", "G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!", "i think im just going to wind up going Home and go to bed", "Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x", "Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams", "I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...", "but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "dear a)stop snoring and b) move from the middle of the bed, please.", "...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "At least you made it", "Playin` didgeridoo in the living room and thinking about the world going by.... lovely life #fb", "Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "Working, Listening to music,Testing out a new singer/guitarist tonight, let`s hope for the best", "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb", "going to sleep with my baby", "chillaxing really Yeah man hehe", "need some Pizza...can`t get out of office", "ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx", "at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!", "On the computer alllllllllllllllll day", "That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future", "You go to sleeeeeeepz", "i`m a bum today", "Half term is almost over", "it`s beeen onee year", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Gotta get up early to spend some time with my mommy before I go to work, so I`m off to bed. Goodnight twitter", "just chilling out in my room on the computer", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "OH NO....do you think he`s lived out his lifespan?", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here", "Work day 7 of 7,", "just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world", "_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out", "not for too long I hope x", "thankfully, no why are you still up??", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..", "Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers", "Just chillin` in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?", "ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa", "_radio i`m too awake now ill have a nap this afternoon", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night", "Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo", "just found out i have strep", "D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good", "Finally going home! Its been a long night.. Ready to crash and have awesome dreams", "Can`t believe ER is over", "ur linky no worky", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "sleep sounds good right about now", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?", "getting off for the night, in such a great mood!", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!", "Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.", "youre not supposed to...", "I was just thinking that", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times", "im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all", "haha! sorry to hear that", "Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy", "cant believe ER is all over" ]

[ " hey thought ud be on here most likely, im stressed out i really dont know why x", "Hanging out with sam, billy, and veronica. not going to school tomorrow to take sam to body shops. Dang car accidents", "_zorz_peep count yourself lucky i was gonna say the OTHER word instead...and rsvp...sorry i cant come to ur birthday...day?", " happened about three weeks ago. Why, is there a serial card fraudster on the loose?", "My back hurts and I`m meant to be going out tonight, poor the Rik", "Ichigo has been good at Ping&pooping outside but not used to the fact he doesn`t have his sister lonely puppy", " I wish I was! well, for the past hour I have been. But before that I was in bed. Proper migraine!", "depressed that i wasn`t included in the morcom gardens quiz on facebook", "lost my keys at the mall... took me 45 mins to find them", "So I slept 12 hrs! My body is aching", " nooooooooooooooo! well the 4G will prob be out in June but that doesn`t help u now", "Exams are kinda near. Just a week more. 2 Projects yet to be submitted and almost failing in one of the subjects. May ALLAH save me", "I just got a wiff of pazik fart!", "imm tired of callin && hearin other convos i wanaa call himm!!", " a wet and dirty one now", "I honestly hate what I have said to some ppl sometimes. sorry for makin an **** of myself to anyone." ]

[ "Waaah! Masseuse is fully booked. No shoulder rub today.", "'we`ll do lunch' uhh...indoors though we are having a thunderstorm rolling in", "Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though", "curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much", "gives you a Haiku status (inspired by Michelle Yuen) the sun is shining a perfect day glorious day outside my office", "Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional", "good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "Gorgeous day! Worked the Master Gardener plant sale, trimmed smoke bushes, and now to do some writing.", "on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next", "must be time to go home - yes indeedy", "had a cracking night last night, don`t think i`ve ever laughed so much nice, lazy day today woop!", "Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "pffftt! You know how I like to stay busy! I`m Awesome (and sober...dang)! How are you??", "Happy Monday! Lots of little things to do today! Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!", "oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight", "God the weather in London is ammmmazing! Yet I`m on a train half the day", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "is excited about tomorrow!!! but i gotta clean the house CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN AHHHHHHH", "TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.", "Really nice outside...I`m stuck at work", "YES!!! haahaaa.! break out the jellybeaniesss!", "Getting ready for a long weekend of work..friday Saturday and Sunday", "As much as we would love that, it is hard to make ends meet up here ... with the job situations and all...", "Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better", "We*d Man On His Way Yess!! Time 2 Wake Up 4 Real lol", "Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast", "last day working for Tend", "just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!", "wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT", "you people are missing the point here, instead of loosing followers he`s GAINING! over 50 new ppl in 6 hours", "Man! I can`t stop being freakin` hungry!", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "Having an awesome day? You should... I expect as much out of you #awesomeupdater", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "Ha ha, might be - I`ve doubled my morning intake already in the last couple of days - now have a HUGE bowlful!", "Have a good day", "Watching Everything Is Illuminated and dreaaaming<3", "This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick", "This is going to be a great and productive week - I can just feel it!!! POSITIVE THINKING is the key", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Ugggh. Its so nice out! I don`t want to be working with back-up dancers.", "I can`t sleep... And now????", "_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though", "Morning all .. just into the office now", "At the coast. Too many people here i know. i love you Nicci!", "Operation Mischevious (Pinwheel) to commence in 25 min... lol waiting on Ed to show up", "http://xkcd.com/577/ - today`s xkcd Looking forward to daily updates this week!", "what a beautiful day not to got to my first class", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable", "Getting ready for school...hope today is a happy and awesome day", "hahahaha omg you win the internetz today! 'Why are you trying to turn me into Zac Efron?' hahaha", "Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST", "Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!", "Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!", "What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside", "cant contain myself, tooooooo excited", "i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!", "My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload", "oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme", "had a kickass day full of Seaworld, retarded 15 year old guys, and X-Men Origins. Win day?", "two o`clock please come faster", "at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!", "Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol", "yep, it�s Mothers Day here as well but me and my family ignore it! we�re celebrating it EVERY day ... LOL", "Ok so my sister is going camping I`m so mad because i have to work tomorrow have fun", "4:15 finally home from the city. - now time to head to sleep!! goodnight! & happy mommy`s day to all the mother`s out there!!", "is back at working auditing away, time to make the hard decisions and be happy", "Gmorning ooh giirll, Mondays", "its just one of those days....", "Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "no school today gd but dont get to see mates n millsy x", "is loving the half day! If only it wasn`t raining. Soccer Practice tonightt.", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!", "Boss just texted me, I HAVE THE DAY OFF! YES< YES AND YES AGAIN!", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "Such a beautiful day. I just wish I had the energy to enjoy it.", "Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight", "The dayem computer #twpp", "OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day", "seriously. increasingly good nights. stoked on life! couldn`t be happier #goodnight", "Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back", "Day 8 of the 30 Day Shred and Day 5 of Special K Challenge... I feel fantastic.", "Well, there is THAT...", "Last day of holydays, gotta get back to work Anyway, 2 great weeks", "Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go", "Well im hving another one today yey", "Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work", "G`day Thanx for following.", "Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!", "Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning", "success! another paper demolished! the rock god lives on! 2 more...well, 1.5 to go. Yes!!! out to celebrate awesomeness ...", "migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day", "I know! they were running out though, Soph had to get a massive one...", "Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!", "http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!", "Go girl!! Start your day out right...gotta love that!", "hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then", "feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah", "Rainy Mondays... Is there a better day to work at home?? I am thankful!!", "Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!", "Have a wonderful weekend at home! Good day today (it`s Friday!), but no Otalia today (*tear*) Lots of love to you!", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan", "wishing I were somewhere else besides here!! Don`t worry this won`t dampen my day and neither will the rain" ]

[ " they`re at the bottom of the thing and aren`t moving at all. feels bad man.", "Is miserable i feel like im gona cry sux!", "I hve a blister on my pinky nd it hurts soooo much!", " I`ve been unlocked for decades now...just not lucky, never have been. Gottta make my own luck and that involves $$$$$", "Hairdye patch test has just smeared all over my WHITE duvet cover **** ****. <3", " Oh man, that sux... price u pay for being on the org chart (and responsible, and stuff...)", "I don`t think my friends like me anymore (via #zenjar )", "_18 i emailed you the link, pretty sad uh? RIP Jessie Kitty", "Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida Power back up not working too", "I hate the dryer.", " they just said she was very elusive; should be tricky", "But then again I think I`m the only who pays attention to this type of thing, bout to hit this bush and pretend its purple.....", " thats the crazy part - was for 16:30. but reasons include 'full schedule' & 'travelling with his daughter'... So. Not. Cool", " I am not a ****! damnit! [sending you an e-mail right now btw]", " well sadly I live in the most boring city in the USA, so there is nothing to do here.", "would wish the severe migrains would stop!!! doc`s prescriptions arent working" ]

[ "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off", "Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!", "Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday", "got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr", "hahahahaha, I have a day off", "On my flight headed 2 denver...see yall in a min", "LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes", "i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "are you all going without me", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.", "_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain", "_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks", "Raining... I missed the rain so much... I am grateful for it ;)", "Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "i skyped u las nite", "Talk at you all lates!", "Just got in a nasty argument with someone I normally like very much. She doesn`t forgive well, either", "boo you didnt answer my text", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.", "Hahhaa okaay ily! Lmfao", "my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon", "loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good", "The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "in spoke to you yesterday and u didnt respond girl wassup though!", "I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "Really really cant sleep x", "lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist", "I know, I stink at birthdays sorry bra, hope you`re having fun anyhow, in spite of me!", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.", ".... It was just alriiightt", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend", "I`m so getting the cold", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)", "Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies", "hope u did alright on the final", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.", "says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5", "Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double", "wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor", "I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it", "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO", "good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", ": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol", "Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon", "hey i tried callin u but it wont let me", "I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming", "nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess", "Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "Hope you feel better soon.", "Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz", "we are tooo fly boo", "oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?", "So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick", "Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?", "Doing accounts revision. Boo", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "Don`t worry you will have Ava to distract you on the flight", "ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!", "yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go", "Didn`t get to hang out with kaitlyn.", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "hope all is ok.", "Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you", "awww...on ur way out Have fun for me toooo!", "@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)", "Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "Oh God bless you", "Hey, I didn`t get any !!!", "I can`t have any.", "I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour", "I don`t know you, but you made me lose", "youre not supposed to...", "back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!", "night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though", "*sigh* another two out fly out for Papi", "Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "I feel sorry for my bestie good luck ali!" ]

[ " too late I`m already on the bus goin home what the he`ll u talkin about drinkin tea????", "my tv is so boring", " I know I think I`m like dieing!", " HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula", "How can it be so freaking difficult to get a system-wide spellchecker? ****, I`d settle for an office suite one. Stupid unhelpful Windows", " I wish I was there.I`ve just moved from San Diego to WA and I`m very depressed, I miss sunny San Diegoooooooo!!", "my trousers are damp.", " whats wrong babe? x", "So tired and I have work at 5pm #fb", " HAHA Amen! Im sooo **** hungry... And I hate knowing my weekends gonna be ****, when its supposed to be great", "When life, as you know it, doesn`t exist anymore.", "Tired with a headache me no like sunshine", "_nexus he has to have a new suitcase, but he is just so bloody indecicive, everytime he wants to buy something it takes HOURS", " i`m totally gutted, i ended up with my foot in a cast today so i can`t travel to nottingham now to see you guys ****", "It appears I`m going home tomorrow...and it`s not a good thing...", "I don`t wanna work!" ]

[ "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "Going home... with sore #eyes", "sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!", "trying to figure it out", "said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!", "Why can`t I sleep ????? Is it too much to ask for :-P", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "Took a 4 hour nap after work today and won`t be able to sleep all night This is a bummer", "some advice for all of you: dont pressure wash your foot. it hurts and is not worth it. you really do want the skin on your foot. FYI. ow", "Um k.. this is NOT Close My Eyes.. this song always makes me cry bc my mom is gone but I <3 it anyway..", "bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to", "im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday", "http://twitpic.com/4w8l1 - Haaha, my bangs are kinda long..? oops", "Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad", "what causes the frustration buddy?", "aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!", "Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight", "Panchito`s burfday party tonight... wish you were here kiddo!", "staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "had a good day but im now skint again", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "Don`t think you would be happy if you were...", "_26 i wish you were here to take care of me", "so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it", "Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x", "p.s. i heart your face", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...", "http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat", "bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!", "giving myself a manicure + pedicure ahhh how i`ve missed you nice pretty nails...", "Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely", "not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****", "_mommy oh well i hope she gets better", "- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "cool its my P", "haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter", "booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8", "I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you", "just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "but I don`t want to hurt you", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "noooooooo...another headache...hopefully not a migraine", "LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "_jodie Um, I was thrown from `s van yesterday and had to be taken to the ER", "Aw what about me", "wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!", "EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol", "http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....", "*kiss kiss* stu deezy off to bed to have sweet dreams of you ma`am hehe xxoxo", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "By Drove a #-mazda #RX8 today and boy, that car is fun! Sadly though, I don`t find my car that much fun any more", "i think i need a drink", "Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick", "OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!", "oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3", "So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.", "your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "http://twitpic.com/624qo - but a brown snake bit my duck named Elvis anyway ahaha Elvis is soo cutee!! And so is Nicho ...", "My Degree [Tear] happy moment! http://mypict.me/1ZpF", "mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up", "My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy", "http://bit.ly/253ce :: I got bit in the face by a doberman when I was four years old, I just wanted a kiss My neighbor had about 13 ...", "sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!", "is feeling Fab today and missing my boo", "I`ve burnt my collerbone and arms and face! aww!", "(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!", "I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!", "_UK That sucks! I had my exams be4 half term so It`s all good. Although they were major subjects now I have languages and stuff", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "haha, happened to me a lot of times. Know the feeling. Happy mums day to ur mom too delle", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!", "'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "nope, san leandro marina. how are you? hope you`re well!", "i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come" ]

[ " Not available in my area I would too", "Whew. Finally done editing my Friendster account. Haha! Oh, geez. I`m hungry.", "HollowbabesHere comes the utter shite #bgt <I completely agree", "on my 42nd written ****.. i get less ideas every day, and every day", "OMGod I`m soooo tired I don`t think I have the energy to film today lol", "gutted - the handbag I wanted has been sold!", " did you decide it is a sprain? mine has been bothering me again, but never had it checked out", " hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun ...614 all day!!", " I don`t understand anything, HELP", "What`s with the mass exodus from work at half three? It makes me sad", "Just remembered I still have a summer project to do. IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!", "Wtf why am i JUST getting up now? HM:TM today but before that... revision revision revision :/", "Aaarrrgh! I sooo want to see at MSG in August but dammit the decent seats are expensive. Booooooo recession!", "last night sucked... too many bad dreams about spiders and rogue octupi", "_M Melted maybe 2 square inches of skin. Ran it under cold water for a min or two and then iced until the ice melted. Now, hurts", " Omg really?? I sowwy! I`ll do it again! :-p I was tired when I did that this morning. :-p lol!" ]

[ "Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.", "Back at it after a weekend of working in the yard. Didn`t open the laptop once, and I`m thankful.", "Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!", "aww. I hope you feel better soon.", "hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind", "Me + court =", "I`m probably going to be doing the same thing", "hahahahaha u look really good in ur picture", "um don`t u already have like NINE of my paintings?!?! jk, lemme come finish that 4 u", "BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!", "I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.", "following `cause ordered it", "Home from a day of pampering with mom & dinner with family. Am currently snuggied up on the couch with a glass of wine & a new book. Ahhh", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "last I looked. Hi back...", "what`s wrong? maybe I can help?", "you are not old!!! You`re just comfy! Like worn in sweats! Said with all the love my sarcastic heart can muster....", "I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day", "that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted", "good catch! Thanks a bunch- have to put up a new widget.", "It is a recession", "i do i do, i feel absoulutley fine", "I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early", "It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.", "still eatin lunch.....n readin comments about last nite....da best comment i receive was 'You really brought Anne to life!'", "got a super cold!", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now", "Packing gym bag. Off to the gym in a bit. Squee! I`m my happiest whem I`m on the go.", "Get Up, You are NOT old! What did you do?! =O", "just woke up...for once I managed to sleep in!! going out for lunch later then back to essay", "Just wanted to say, positivity is doin me good! Change it up! Won`t regret it... Forsure..", "good luck.. Finally your long time will of panvel tweetup finally coming true..", "I did.`t Get tht.", "WHEW! I`m just going to focus on family time and more swim suit shopping for the rest of my vacay! Thanks for the kind words", "__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!", "Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!", "I be ok, you?", "alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite", "About to clock into work", "Check and check! And yes, I did (and am)!", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "lol that`s great For you.", "You`ve got a deal!", "HII!! Thats�meE!! I woke up and I am goinG to SchooL... Why me??", "Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.", "Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again", "its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/", "Oh I had lots put on my desk during those years I guess if they`ve done it to you then it would be ok to do it back lol", "LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you", "hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!", "Yay! Made my first sale on RedBubble - that makes me so happy http://bit.ly/1gURq", "Hmmm thinking about taking back that I feel better this morning - I think I spoke to early", "awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe", "Ashlie, thank you. You made me feel a little better.", "hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!", "actually I could do with going to weight watchers", "Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better", "Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME", "yeah i know been dealin with it for over 2 yrs now", "ur not blind i was just browsing & saw ur tweet & figured i could answer ur query plus i wanted to know too", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.", "I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok", "I know. But it won`t be the same", "Hey Luis, thanks! I have Flash and my prof`s code to thank for that. *cough*", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "it wouldnt let me vote yesterday but i made up for it today. i really hope u win cause everyone knows u deserve it =D", "Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.", "_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!", "is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m", "_Death Well I`m impressed with your technical skillz", "I haven`t started packing", "is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!", "You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop", "_Steve yes....but now I`m not going to be paid to be in the pub", "I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...", "what you took your bracket off... ? And now it`s time for bed !", "_**** i`m just about to start the second one theres only two up yeah?", "Got the keys to my new flat - gorgeous weather for weekend - and i`m spending it 'PACKING'", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye", "Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!", "Has had a really good bank hoilday", "Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done", "_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!", "all done., time to finally start shuting down", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..", "That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!", "aha, so that`s you. I`ve been meaning to take a look. Looks cool. If you could just get a pool in there", "glad you could make it", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "dam just finished watching Prison Break: the final break...omg i dont think i`ve cried so hard for a show..Finally understand the finale", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "Time for a clean up.", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7", "well no phone today, we are waiting till June 9th to get a better deal sooooo but its all good", "_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now", "what happened to your phone", "did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick", "Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent", "Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!", "Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "I took my ring out...", "was just about to try and dl the sims 3 but realize my pc don`t meet the standard requirements i need new pc lol!!!" ]

[ "*moment of silence* for the Budget i`m bout to b on I spend wayyy to much $$$.... OMG! I`m on a Budget?!?!", "I have a headache, and it`s not going away.", "76 long and painful miles today. knees ache. approaching 50 years is rough. not accepting it well. 3 glasses of draft helped.", " not but I went to his page and it made me hungry", " I expected it to be warm as usual and now I`m stuck wearing a sun dress on a cold day", "i had a dream last night, and i was singing first avid dream of myself crooning away!", "gettn ready to take a trip to Jersey my dad`s not doing so good, he needs a new heart~whoeva see`s this please say a prayer for my dad", "Is in serious pain.", " Isnt it only like 3 episodes though? Sad", "My leg broke, now I am waiting untile i can go again", "I believe a man died in a car wreck today just right down the road. It happened at 12 and at 2 he was still in the car.", "I can`t find my camera", "I FEEL LIKE ****......", "... And, I was the only person who stood up for them. The world is full if spineless ****. This makes me sad", "Ugh i have boom boom pow stuck in my head and i hate that song", "I`ve got a headache !!!" ]

[ "Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!", "Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P", "man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good", "Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.", "besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy", "The dayem computer #twpp", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "Gremlin is asleep after a particularly challenging bedtime. I think it`s safe 4 me to go to bed -what a crazy Sat night for me!", "I spent 3 hours sitting out in the sun - picnic lunch + ice cream = win. We should have had a BBQ today", "Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "Trying to stay awake Anyone have any tips how to keep yourself awake ?", "sunniest day in ages and im in bed", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "oh no noisy family who live next door are back from holiday there goes my peace and quiet", "I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "Can`t change my profile or settings", "3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central", "Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday", "Right, is too glorious a day to be sat inside....must go and do something more active! Have a good day all", "What r u stressin` bout mare?", "_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol", "I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask", "thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones", "_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better", "Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d", "Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.", "so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting", "watching 'slice of life' (laughing at the songgg) and then going to sleep", "lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy", "Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably", "#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it", "Today was fun <333", "Omg, someone just left me a voicemail at work ffs let me have a day off", "Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.", "Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog", "Got any tips for a mum of a 14 yr old with CFS who can`t sleep at night. He falls asleep about 4a.m. till midday or so", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "_Laurie sending love, blessings & healing thoughts to you & family peace", "that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead", "i no i no bt i had only been a gamer for like 2 years when i made that attempt lol yea i luvd F1 to an extent", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!", "finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny", "Good morning MiaMiaDC My weekend was great and I just had my Monday, which was also great I hope you have a wonderful day!", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "Getting used to this shoulder immobilizer thing. Even getting used to sleeping in the recliner.", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great", "Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....", "Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!", "Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history", "totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.", "is having a well-deserved break today..NO PHONE CALLS, NO EMAILS..only plenty of catch up movies to doooooo", "love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx", "Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait", "The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-", "Back from cycling 20 miles on virtually traffic free roads,the sun almost shining,new PB great start to the day", "Morning! Are u back in blighty Bill? Hope u had a lovely time away", "Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all", "I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work", "Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday", "J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..", "if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", "Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on", "Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!", "Going to bed how`s ever reading this", "Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x", "yay Happy Mothers Day to me Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E. (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO)", "in all honesty...pain blech.", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "there`s just no air", "Monday morning bathing - soooo relaxing! If I was a lady of luxury I would start every day like this", "Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any", "I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!", "Have a good day", "Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a", "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "Writing or making sense ?", "Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though", "Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo", "Ugh what an amazing night. Time for bed! I know i`m gonna sleep well. And with no getting up early! good night!", "Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight", "Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am", "am sitting in the library with eyes half closed cause havent slept in a while coz of exams", "have fun without me pasty <33", "I slept at 2am yesterday", "lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay", "Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Tell me about it. I spend 20 of the 45 min in the morning on computer. Doesn`t leave a lot of time 4 showering & hair-do`ing.", "time to do some revision while listening to albums non-stop all day, again!", "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!", "There is nothing for me to do here @ wk i should just go home... Or i can go look at bathing suits bah humbug lol", "btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo", "well then close your pretty eyes and count boring sheep you`ll be sleeping in no time", "over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud", "Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..", "__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times", "My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better" ]

[ "think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!", "_JessicaB_**** yip.....aw gonna miss them on bb", "Is losing money in Vegas...", " Hiya! Missed you too! What have you been up to?", "really don`t mind (too much)) sittin @ standstill, listenin 2 music, twttrg. But the gas gauge isn`t lookin healthy", "won`t be going to the Oxford Internet Institute Summer Doctoral Programme in Brisbane: lack of funding", "off work yesss ! super hungry", "Dad asked my why I was sticking my tongue out while I was ironing, and I told him it was so I didn`t burn my finger, as I burnt my finger", "-- Omg I can`t believe jay leno is going off the air I HATE CONAN O`BRIAN", " dont get too excited bby i hear thunder rolling in", "bed rest for all weekend and next week neomonia suck", "I hurt my foot in gym class.", "With E3 coming up the worst possible thing happened. No not swine flu! not AIDS! RROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "screw the fact you can`t post LONG updates on twitter", "I need to wake up earlier so I`m actually tired enough to fall asleep", "sitting around doing **** all....tired" ]

[ "I`m sending a Happy Mama`s Day shout to the greatest Twit-mama ever to ... U kick ****, all day - everyday! Lovely sons!!", "We went not so long ago. I used to go when I was a little kid. Back then there were TONS of teeth. Now, not so many at all!", "_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.", "GM Tweeters! Happy Mother`s Day to the mothers and pretend mothers out there!", "up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time", "_grrrl You have the sweetest children. You are obviously a great mom. I loved reading your blog w/ their msgs to you. Kudos.", "Aw what about me", "Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x", "you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear", "Wishing a Happy Mothers Day", "Were at citibank I thought we were gonna go to grannys house but were no", "aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work", "hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show", "Happy Mothers Day to all that are, all that are trying, and all that haven`t nailed their teenagers to a tree", "i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..", "Finally reunited with my Hunny bunny_0802 I have him for a few days b4 he leaves me again for another week away @ work night!", "Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL", "Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "Happy mothers day in 25 minutes everyone", "Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it", "Coffee time be back later kisses*", "Tooth ache...but still sipping lol at the fam. Partyyyy", "tomorrow is mothers day. so good food & presents for mom. good to be back & go to the junction with the coolest people at ollies", "those were the good days the jetsons comes on right after finltstones ! i missed it today tho", "Passing out early after the river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed with my cozy dogs", "Going to bed, busy day tomorrow...Happy Mother`s Day Madre! Te Amo!", "Brad Paisley+Alison Krauss- Whiskey Lullaby...so sad but its awesome!", "G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks", "I just had a lovely lunch of curried rice and mussels with baby octopus - yum", "Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.", "HAPPY MOTHER DAY TO ALL THE MOTHER`S IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WE DESERVED A DAY JUST FOR US RIGHT...", "#followfriday thank you! I`m still not even close to what I had as", "i couldnt call you because the time on my phone would run out so if you can give me a shoutout on here i will be happy", "my life is so exhilerating family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin", "No I LOVE Jordie`s version as well as Joe`s and Donnie`s ALL 3 are DIFFERENT", "Been sitting in garden with my mummy and also got a text from the boy who i thought had GOT THE HINT obviously not.", "Aha! Well I`m from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", "Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly", "at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Happy mothrs day 2 ; all thaa moms outt thr *", "You missed me! lol", "Oh Mother - Christina Aguilera. Happy Mothers` Day to all the mamas! ilovemymommy! <3", "Happy Baby Mommas Day!! to all the>> MOMMAS<< on Twitterville", "Just want to wish everyond a Happy Mother`s Day. Hope it`s a great one!", "Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers out there! Goodnight to everyone else", "aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "says Happy Mother`s Day to all Moms out there http://plurk.com/p/stkr2", "Night of the cookers with my dad", "I need some motivation in my life, oh and some love would be nice too", "Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids", "Holy cheese sending things to the motherland is muy caro", "_Laurie your dad is a superman for pulling through! Take it easy", "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS IN THE WORLD ESPECIALLY THE TWEETER MOMS", "cuz ima always late haha dammit she got me good", "happy star wars dayyyy =D and hbd to uncle LEE", "Goodnight! Happy Mothers Day!", "Happy Mother`s day! Going to cook something, thank goodness there`s tablespotting", "o ok..im jealous..i wish I was in bed", "I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!", "I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...", "I dont have one here - dunno if my mom ever had one or not -", "I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents", "Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun", "Wishing all the Mama`s out there a very Organic Happy Mother`s Day", "I wish I was at Disneyland or watching Star Trek like other people are doing. I swear, I must be the only sap who works on Fridays.", "Me and mum are lost in grangemouth. Utter hilarity! Totally lost", "yea but that`s an old pic, she looks a lot different now...she turned into such a beautiful women I miss her A LOT!", "Oh yah! My dad does that. But I don`t have a landline.", "Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!", "Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo", "happy mother`s day to all moms and pseudo stepmoms", "Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602", "WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE", "i`m hungry. i want scrambled eggs again. my grandma always makes perfect scrambled eggs. my mum sucks at it. so i`ll go make some myself!", "Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least", "Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ", "Hey Sam, happy mothers day", "Thank you and Happy Mothers Day to your Mother also SNL tonight", "going to bed happy mothers day people", "A VERY HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS OUT THERE! Mamma Mia - Abba ? http://blip.fm/~5z5uw", "back home with my puppyy", "Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night", "counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Home from Chelsea`s Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.", "Pepsi throwback, you taste so good in my belly.", "So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.", "What Makes Me Happy? My Daughter, My Family & Their Support, Money, Shopping, & Restaurants", "couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.", "Love song for the night, 'Then' by Brad Paisley. Happy Mother`s Day Love & Light ~ Joy", "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now", "I am off to bed now....my family has a wonderful day planned for me today Happy Mother`s Day", "well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine", "Booo. Finally I could get back on here. My Internet went out", "Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*", "His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.", "Next to my birthday- Mother`s Day is my favorite day of the year. The one day I don`t feel guilty for slacking just a little. Aaaahh...", "If this rain doesnt go away, I`m staying in bed all week til Mommy gets here", "Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things", "checked out Green Day on demand & saw the new live videos. U were right, they did blow my mind I love u SGB, even more all the time, Mom", "Daughter has a 45 min orthodontist appt and I forgot my ebook reader", "Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly", "_n_nouns ikr? my parents take the cake tho, they don`t grocery shop and they go out to eat all the time just them 2...", "A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down", "http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!", "happy momies day http://bit.ly/Skqli", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "Nice action shot: http://bit.ly/m8zfx I miss working a pole. __ dont you see clients everyday? lol", "I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh", "I am ok, I think I will just take the attitude that Mothers Day is an invented Hallmark holiday from now on" ]

[ "Brooklyn!!! We went hard!!! Now back up top!! But 1st Hajji`s...yea again http://tinyurl.com/codla7 http://ti.. http://tinyurl.com/cr8hjs", " is there anyway you could forgive me?", "My head hurts because that air freshner is the most horriblel scent ever.. Im super grossed out!!!!", "UGGG my computer is running SOOO SLOW today, it`s driving me batty! Guess its time to remove files and defrag AGAIN UGG want a MAC", "That`s it! My local coffeeshop has sold me **** stuff for the last time... I`m quitting!", "feels ..my cousin is a monkey http://plurk.com/p/x23pa", "4 very big ???zongzi) for lunch, ate more, but not work more.Work less but eat more, what can I do w/h it? Too useless become.", "_Hall Is that why you aint answer my call? Thought we were homies!?", " hey how is everything going? please reply back. sometimes i think you hate me because you never reply back to me", " like cheesecake brownies!!! i miss my cheesecake brownies... and the walmart closest to l.a. (to me) doesn`t have em", " Yeah, I`m not really feeling it either. Of course, I don`t like the movie line, I wish that we were getting more Animated.", "Actual wiki entry 'The Million Dollar Homepage' made me just shake my head due to the fact that ... sometimes...somtimes things just work", "Feeling so low and depressed that I`m not on holiday", "talking on the phone with someone I`ve missed a lottt.", "_onfire I think Letitia is still trying to upload the digital, they were having problems before. I am sure she will let us know", "Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!" ]

[ "wants to hear his voice", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3", "i want a dog or a cat or something i want something to unconditonally love, thats not materialistic or a family memeber", "aaaw... that`s very sweet of him. my girl friends gots to drag them hubbies just so we can 'nite-out'. unless my beer. LoL", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys", "holy cute! Dexter has already lost his kitten face gettin a chunky butt since we got back from qld too haha", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "i wish i was still in my jams", "it wont let me", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.", "Is trying to recover from a broken heart....yet again for the 2nd or 3rd time", "Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre", "I think i need some new friends", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "Entered house searching mode yesterday... we need to find an apartment in D�sseldorf until the end of August, this one was temporary...", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "is slowly gettin more followers vry slowly", "Locked out of my **** house!", "i havent seen you all week", "_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though", "Is feelin right rite now", "youre not going, are you ?", "Almost lost my phone.", "I am at my grandparents place", "aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop", "so disappointed with human kind 'What`s wrong with the world?' I have five girls in the garden, innocently enjoying the good weather...", "done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha", "going to bed. night", "WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP WITH THE SOUND OF THE RAIN", "Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.", "I mean someone hit a dog with a car. It was just laying there", "_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...", "I def will. If anyone leaves the room for a second he has to follow. He`s a really great dog otherwise so far.", "Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..", "thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?", "is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np", "has got grass all over him", "'A hike in the woods with four little kids couldn`t be that exhausting, right? Wrong.' LOL.. Try downright masochistic!", "had a good day but im now skint again", "http://twitpic.com/67hw5 - Session almost over", "my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend", "Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...", "i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!", "i tried to help", "_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x", "all my worms either escaped or died bums!", "`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok", "... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead", "Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!", "oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day", "i was just thinking about how excited i am for you guys to move, but then i realized how sad i am to see you go.", "hey hey hey b", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg", "j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight", "Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!", "ur supposed to be in BK tho", "he is the meanest lil boy ever!!!!!!!!!! When I was a lil girl everyone loved me", "Is hungry with a sub", "Last time in the drama room", "In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.", "says it`s late. Goodnight people!", "We forgive you and we have missed you!", "just had a gym sesh.", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "my thoughts dwell on a certain person", "I just want to Sleep.", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x", "Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often", "false alarm on the house", "nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?", "is Chillin`, listening to Tunes", "Bored and kinda lonely, my parents went up to the lake. I didn`t have a friend to bring up so i knew i was bored and didn`t go.", "dont think me ugly - but tha dumb **** is lookin a lill betta - an he know it!", "Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq", "having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}", "Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom", "Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "No plans tonight? .............", "Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!", "_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*", "why isnt everyone with you?", "i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!", "i hope to, no promises they all my kids and the dog at the moment, a couple of flowers too", "I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny", "it`s because finished the recordings?", "Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera", "aha _marie my brother`s wallpaper on his phone is Dolly The Sheep aha i`m loling.", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "what do u do when ur dads losing it mentaly and dosent remeber you", "I want a new lappy", "home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt", "Last two and know they are going to be weepies", "I`m so getting the cold", "_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'", "i don`t have any of that", "im at scotts being a fatty", "is off to somewhere.", "Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "But now it`s gone", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)", "_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs", "Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!" ]

[ "theres too much light pollution to see the stars", " i did and i feel great.... but i still miss it...", "dont go... im sorry for disappointing you", " Gosh, no need to be so rude.", "Damnit Day 26 is at Northpark mall..I use to live near there someone steal Mike for meeee!", " ia so much! i haven`t really been happy with any of cooks choices for singles.", "Aw, not going to Toronto anymore.", "there is absolutely nothing to eat in my house... epic fail", "fell on the sidewalk in harvard square. stupid cobblestones! now my hand hurts", " ooohhhhh - sorry So sad - never noticed the dollar signs! #oxteach", " and he REALLY doesn`t like Shiny Happy People. I`m a local REM expert btw. Saw them for the first time in 1986.", "lots of Reqs today.... no fun", "_Megan_**** Thats all i`ve seen too 5 till 7 is the 2 hours I normally sleep so I missed it :mad: haha", "The comp deleted half my apps", " OMG. I`m so sorry! Anything I can do to help?", "also. proof number #2923848932 that I have no life - I have an imaginary boyfriend named Vince. It`s sad that my friends encourage me so." ]

[ "Josette....where are you?? I looked across the pond, but you are nowhere to be found.", "called about it, no answer shall try again tomorrow", "My sources say no", "Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise", "****...plans were canceled.....another friday night at home", "hmm.. idk that song.", "They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x", "I`m getting back into again", "Trying to sell my GM stock", "#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out", "no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?", "Make sure you come back and comment again!", "I would be playing my old rogue but a friend took the account and could not get it back", "if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!", "I miss Feb 23rd 2008 best night of my whole entire **** life. I`d rather re-live that night then win $1million.", "I have no one to go to the spring show with", "Exactly 2 weeks left in Sigma", "Please don`t get me watching BB too", "I forget how much I miss my tribe til I have limited access to talking to them. Spotty internet in the country so I won`t be here long.", "Whaaaat?!?!? When did that happen?", "awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far", "Why aren`t you coming to Montreal?", "tehe. It was on the 9th", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Oh that just made my evening. I forgot Merlin was on tonight! But its a toss up between Rove and Spielburg on Spielburg on ABC2 choices.", "Is it true there won`t be any Fantastic 4 sequels? I wished they introduced a Franklin Richards character... will they?", "It`s last Friday today", "im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you", "I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!", "bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me", "Just watched The Goode Family premiere online... And I think this may be the last episode I watch. It`s pretty amazingly mediocre pass.", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?", "i wanna good breakfast with school is wiggity whack!", "I want some pineapple! I miss my baby", "my sole supporter is not my sole supporter", "waitin for some Fall out boy", "Home from Chelsea`s Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.", "Still no Internet today", "I need a blankie this trains an icebox", "skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black", "you guys didn`t say hi or answer my questions yesterday but nice songs.", "just finishing studying for LSATs and watching VH1 Soul", "damnit i didn`t but neither did you so win!", "I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont", "Not been on for a while eh Barry lol.Tweet deck is like prehistoric lol", "I luv urs! admitting niley with a kiss (: but then they change their minds haha & demi/sterling (: not jemi but still cute", "im talking about twitter some more", "hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!", "Trying to fix my background", "im watching tv at home wishing i could get a chicken shish delivered but not go enough pennies", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "If you keep trying, you`ll get it right the last time.", "i wish i was still in my jams", "Random has an a", "thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in", "have to change practice pools, someone threw up in our normal pool", "_in_love aww me too!!! we miss you.", "One interlock down one to go", "Special chocr makin rounds @ Gourds show", "hehe yeah! but too late hun", "needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.", "Hes just not that into you", "He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...", "needs to find SOMETHING to wear to graduation. lol can`t find anything!", "Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x", "and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them", "dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry", "he`s on zul`jin (i think that`s how you spell it) so i doubt they`ll ever meet", "#followfriday _1001 cuz ive never been added to anyone`s followfriday either & cuz he`s got a cool picture", "had a fun time at the concert! almost got a picture with Taylor Momsen, freakin next in line then she left!", "Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol", "tnx for the repLy on myspace...", "Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I`m gonna miss the laker game!", "just completed button hunt 3", "dude there is no sun here.", "It`s not much better than instant.", "Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages", "Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****", "you stopped followin me?", "first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "tres rude VICTOR! :\\", "Am I the next Blumenthal?!", "Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!", "Ozzy isn`t following you yet", "My friend went to New York without me and all I got was this picture of her and Will Smith http://twitpic.com/669l2", "Homework & Study Guides", "got back from the embassy; missing one paper go again on Monday!!!good luck me!!!", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "why does it randomly hangup on me?", "i don`t know !!", "first puppy gone 2 new home.", "I don`t. I hope it takes them a good long while to recover.", "I ran out of Eclipse mints", "**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...", "already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D", "the trailer has been removed i have a look and see if i can find it somewhere", "Are you still taking calls? We were next to talk to you and we got disconnected before you got now.", "Is sad clint hurdle got released. I liked him", "#BGT DCD Seniors were good, but not good enough.", "Hydro drive abandoned after three miles", "Is going to school. leave me stuff.", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "glad 2hear it kerry!!! didnt know u were on gmtv this morning & i missed it!", "1 week and 1 one day to go.", "just arrived at , on about 150 fellows i can`t see a girl!", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)", "I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN", "Omfg this test is a joke.", "Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students", "I love you and Day 26 but that video was questionable... can`t say that I liked it", "Is there a cvs equivalent to 'git status'?", "lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs .." ]

[ "Thinks she`s getting sick.....", " and it never arrived. have to wait until Monday now", "Sometimes i feel pathetic going to bed so early. Oh well. i TOTALLY get clam chowder tomorrow! =D", " BETTER BE. ALSO, YES. UNF UNF <3 ...Lisa still hasn`t gotten any, btw *smacked*", " u suck! had i went to jail i couldnt tweet anymore", " yeah, that was my point >.< please dont make me feel worse than i do", " D: But it is making people unhappy and I dun like unhappiness", " its taking forever to upload", " and i have cheese and no chips.", "DANG! I just ran over a bunny on the way home. Why do I feel so bad? And Why do I have more compassion for animals than I do humans?", "Still soo tired..not ready to get up for the day...work again", "left school just now. my new dress broke, the strap ripped off", "heading to Sam Adams Brewery... but can`t sample it when I get there", "http://twitpic.com/67twh - This has never happened before =/ orange blinky lights. I think I`ve broke my battery again", " kenny u alive!!!...I`m here getting da hair done..to bad I`m not chillin w/ u todat kinda sad", "Ugh my neck really hurts I`m out aquatards, xox" ]

[ "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >", "So confused about what to do?", "I am sitting here taking a little break and trying to recharge so I can continue housework", "morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!", "Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp", "silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!", "not a lonely day after all.", "just woke up, I`m starving", "lazy day, staying off the foot as much as possible.", "Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello", "Enough studying,whew... Time for sleep", "r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you", "Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "Had a pretty good day. Let`s see how the night goes. ;-) oh I have to work all day tomorrow no picnic for me", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!", "omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you", "Been job hunting for days. Media and non-media jobs. No lucky Anyone know of anything???", "a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy", "a bedtime story pls....", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "Sitting and waiting and hoping this lady would hurry the hell up... I hate moving... It super sucks...", "Busy but fantastic. Tried to unplug for a few days. Thank you for the FF!!", "Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me", "lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.", "hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day", "nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response", "'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep", "what`s going on sweetheart?", "and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited", "hey! not much, you?", "not sure i can make it", "feel like going home and sleep till the next day!", "hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.", "Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!", "random night of fun now im chillin at home.. happy mothers day!", "is not too hot and not to cold", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!", "I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any", "no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry", "Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?", "Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work", "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me", "Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.", "Boyfriend is out with friends tonight. Don`t know what to do with my evening", "aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****", "lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S", "wow i`m soo hungover", "Glenna is bored but glad that it is a beautiful day. Macy went swimming and Kris played golf while I sat at home waiting for them", "In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16", "Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions", "just gott home from work and now relaxing", "facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "I need a Xanax and have none", "night to - the light dims as you leave the chat room", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "watching 'slice of life' (laughing at the songgg) and then going to sleep", "I Need a freaking adventure.", "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.", "waiting for my friend to come over, so we can hang out!", "Got any tips for a mum of a 14 yr old with CFS who can`t sleep at night. He falls asleep about 4a.m. till midday or so", "I normally dnt sleep until like 6 cud never sleep at night n ur entertainment", "yay but you missed naptime", "**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.", "Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.", "Is actually feeling awake today", "been working all day, finally relaxing!! i miss you", "OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight", "omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends", "u don`t have school today????", "Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am. That`s gotta be a record", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later", "gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up", "Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!", "Wah, why are you sad?", "I need one too.", "What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!", "hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)", "I don`t have an invite i might try Mr P Bale for an invite", "i am seriously........ addicted to talking to people haha. but i love it so i don`t care. and you can`t tell me otherwise, jerk.", "I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", ": Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.", "at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here", "_celeste finally some sleep in silence", "I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!", "off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg", "Just joined, no one is following me", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X", "Oh no! Nighty night.", "Has so much to blog, but has no time to", "Can`t wait to go to bed", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "Relaxing after a busy week and a tedious Saturday . . .", "I wish I could go back to bed with", "Im just thinking bout life. I need my bed. My fiance is in bed first", "I woke up at 5:45. Didn`t have a full bladder, wasn`t sick... And to top it off, I went for a run. Now I wanna go back to bed", "have fun! i am sad to not be with you guys", "Unless you mean the 2 hours a week i use for sleeping. Yeah, suppose i could use those", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "I have no idea whether or not to drink anymore...", "Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now", "Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!", "Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out." ]

[ "_E LOL yeah I had a few slices of cheddar cheese b4 sleeping.", "We`re going to panahra for dinner. miss you guys.", "Just got caught in the down pour", " bahah sadly I am not", " I wish the photos on your site were bigger", " whoa... if the alcohol won`t get you buzzed... the price will", " anyday! I hate living here!", " PC I agree... We have a problem. We must stop spending and only work!!!", "poor me, JUST going to nap", " SUFFICATION NO BREATHING. It`s okay. There`ll be more. You`re invited to mine, but I can`t promise fun times. *Jinx", " He says he feels mama tucking him in at night He`s lonely but getting by. Tomorrow will be tough!", "i am soo **** sick of wades mood swings... uhh i hate him.. he`s an ****!! ahhhh", " OMG you aren`t online. Shock horror.", "OK tweeps.. sorry. too many twitpic. I`ll delete those pics as soon as had `em copied", " hardly :/ some of my furniture is being shipped from who knows where and is backordered I may cancel and shop local.", "2 hours after teleconference. but can`t go back to sleep. got some work to do. sigh sigh" ]

[ "home for the night to hang out with my mom and study", "And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`", "good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.", "_marie1 hey beautiful whats up?", "finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "hoping that one day i will be able to go on dates with my 26 year old boyfriend without his parents...", "will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "_Melbourne Sounds good! Say hi if you run into me there! I`m always always having coffee there", "http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING I love this. So much!", "my followers went from 22 to 20 i`d follow you back but i cant do anything till i get interwebnet! I want more followers. Im interesting!", "Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47", "_g1986 a price drop would be nice I want another one for a backup/blu-ray player.", "Easy, I`m trying to learn Serious and normal....two new words for me ;)", "http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.", "wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe", "i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.", "Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis", "hahahaha where is that train? I want on! That should be a wild ride", "y do i only have 2 people following me people follow me please x", "I WANT A HUG!", "Wish I was in Dallas.. Can I still say ow!? lol Hey... u spelled my name wrong It`s all good. Thanks for #FF love", "i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!", "Paving your own road is intelligent only if nobody has gone exactly where you are going, come follow me", "gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow", "eating halls cuz i have a sour throte", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "Spending the first night in my new place!", "back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping", "You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****", "Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!", "hey arthur! i forgot to say thanks for the flag... it is proudly displayed on my bedroom door! you are a witty one", "I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!", "I saw you started following me - Welcome - what do you do in AKL and for whom?", "_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...", "thanks kelly! that means a lot. have you figured out your apt thing yet?", "Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.", "today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works", "thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank", "I need one more follower.", "The thought of splitting the estate is depressing of course! (KIDDING!) I don`t like the thought of my parents dying", "the website is http://tinyurl.com/c7yojg idk if the place is around ur area..", "kind of.i`m trying to make sure i have everything yet still look after the boy.hubby isn`t home yet", "_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points", "_twnzfinest Happy birthday, sweetie. Have a great day in the best place of the word (sorry Chicago jeje", "wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours", "Going to IKEA with the roomie so she can shop for her apartment. IKEA is in like my top ten stores that I love", "I need words of inspiration where`s and when you need them??", "'dream of a better world because it`s coming' -someone could live off of those words dude", "lol hi emmy, latin would help me study for the aptitude tests to get into grad school ;\\ thats why i wanna take it", "Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao", "Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt.", "that`s the prob, no idea how to meet guys. Met all my exs online & now I`ve dated that pool dry", "U r welcome pal u truly deserve 2 be followed", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "Auditions are good but, Iam super nervous! That is one of my virtues", "Anyone want to buy me this anthropomorphic planter called Domsai by Matteo Cibic? http://tinyurl.com/m6sru3 Only available till the 31st", "woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x", "Come on bell, RING. I want to go outside.", "oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa", "_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?", "Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are", "can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz", "Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with", "Hey gio, you are beautiful! I am Brazilian and I love you hahahaha! Please answer me ****", "Just tried to sign up for but apparently Knoxville is not a big enough city Will Knox ever be on the list?", "back home with my puppyy", "jip i have a good one", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie", "yes I can talk friench and in my picture this is me in france !! Now , i`m in london and soon i`m going to L.A", "here it`s 3:34 a.m. and i`m at home, after a night in a pub", "This week meet me at OFFF, next Thu, Fri and Sat. And try there MIC and Surface.", "ah. I lived all over the Baltimore/DC suburbs the last 5 yes then finally made it back to my home state", "fair enough. actually, you dont have to give me x-men. mad max will do me fine", "I managed to find few places where you can combine fun, pleasure and savings but it took some planning though", "I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...", "planning how to move back home...the regression process is in motion", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "Good lord, man. I recommend the Dark & Stormy at Casablanca.", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "what can i say, i am a creatur of night, hmm, should be dne soon", "a surprisingly good day, now its time to sleep. hopefully sweet dreams await me", "What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope", "_lokelani i have no idea!", "Me neither. But it`s no longer about what we want. It`s about fairness. And fairness is whatever government says it is.", "Hey Split Rock -- I`d know that llama anywhere", "YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "Thank you. I needed that", "Hi : Found you through . i am indeed a pigment of your imagination", "Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "me to mi sausage", "Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read", "what I do now anyhoo thanks for the *spank* :-O x", "feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk", "http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net", "Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "Changing my online nickname to mtaby (which will hopefully be my uniqname as well)...hope the change goes by well (domain is available )", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...", "heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?", "wow! Nice roar, I see good things in your future", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!", "ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend", "I gave my brother a hug good-bye.. as he took a load of furniture away from the house. He took the mattress I like", "Hi! Im Barb frm IA. New to tweetin. Enjoy reading ur tweets. U seem like a wonderful person..I KNOW ur a wonderful actress", "hi cs, welcome to the twitterverse, if i can help with anything, just ask", "Oh let me clarify,know lots of nice people who live there, but thought it always was a breeding ground 4 BNP", "ok peeps have good morning I`m going to bed hit me up later", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states", "just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.", "_ahoy yeah I really want one too! Probably in the winter I may be able to get one, but until then." ]

[ "_Guy In the past it was ok but since i�ve got my own appartment, my own car........it�s very difficult to save the money", "5500 words and counting. My hands hurt", "- me and my mom`s cars were broken into. I feel violated.", "school and the guy i like was talking to the girl i cant stand at all!! ppl are just sooo...ughhhh!!", "driving home,I�m so tired,had a bad day", "The portuguese national library could use it also. Right now they seem to be stuck somewhere circa 1995. Example http://u.nu/7y68", "boo! i can`t sleep again saying hi to random people", "I have class tomorrow and tomorrow is Saturday, I hate having class Saturday", "_Thompson u may need this pill...i think u are crazy...here take on of mine", " i hate this weather! When u have lived here ure whole life u get used to it...may is always rainy ", "feeling lonely,DH on night shift all w/e", "Pooping in a Pennsylvania rest stop! I hate using public toilets", "ONLY 1 thing sucks about holidays: worrying about pets. Cats will be tgthr @ 'cat resort' but Jonesy won`t have much company @ dad-in-law", " come home, then. Not so boring here.", "so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go", "Is anyone else having a bad Friday? Is not a fun day today." ]

[ "you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!", "Step-by-step I`m leaving it all behind", "it was just the handle tg", "Job??????? Not so much.", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?", "I is goin to bed now", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar", "not for long goin for some sprints now", "the link sent me to a tax relief web page", "I can`t have any.", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "just got home after an hour at the track, I feel real good now =P running is nice and abs work and push ups haha =P", "i need 2 b getting 2 sleep 4 the night. Have a good sunday", "i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am", "night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!", "i work in youth justice", "Aww man I left all my laffy taffy`s at work", "I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now", "hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty", "starting to pack stuff up", "What were you doing up at that time??", "sorry about your sadness nitenite love", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Hahahaha! It`s not horrible, if others were singing with I`m sure it could work. I wish I could afford my own drum set", "you just got one more!!", "Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO", "gave the bikes a thorough wash, degrease it and grease it. think i did a really good job!", "_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao", "3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend", "Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?", "doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]", "Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...", "!!!! glad you`re alright!", "at least posada had a good ab", "I work at the group home", "not for too long I hope x", "I think I`ve finally reached the point in my life where I need a nasal hair trimmer", "Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47", "about to go to sleep", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend", "OK Just a thought that occured to me...", "But I got dibs on Sulu...", "Too much details !!! (But glad he is better)", "I found out thro mama", "okay i need to find another way then lolz", "I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.", "On my way to work, cant be bothered", "well here i go off to work", "took my computer in for a new dvd drive & screen wouldn`t come back on Had to order new computer & wait...", "just woke up...feelin a lil better <3", "Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!", "Off to work I go!", "Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job", "at work then back to my baby`s house", "I hope you get well soon! <3", "I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball", "Headin home...Refreshed my mind and soul justa lil bit...Bac to reality.", "aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****", "then he has gone down in my estimation", "No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now", "UP isnt im 3-D..", "I`m such a chicken", "*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set", "well i guess it all depends,undergarments.", "It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "All the people I talk to are GONE", "just got back from rachael`s house", "and how are you going to make it up to me", "I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...", "I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....", "it doesn`t feel like a friday", "aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it", "Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.", "FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.", "_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.", "I have a license and a car..at least for now.", "Darn, I had one and it slipped right through my fingers", "What happened to Dave?", "I think i may have found my next apartment. Just one downfall.", "went OUT 4 a meet up & MAY B hangin & or hittin a club or bar IF the car holds up LOL :-P", "everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!", "i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...", "low low low low low low low low low.............................", "getting cds ready for tour", "brought some new glass for my camera", "What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!", "http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS", "haha wats this about?", ".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!", "Handed in. Can relax a bit now.", "Ok- I guess it`s time to throw in the towel and head to work", "Guy coming to see my car is late", "sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.", "Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb", "ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now", "Hope you have a better weekend then..", "Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~", "Just got nudged by Diane.", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "I would love to but sadly I have to work", "Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "is thinking about a career change", "I just wanna be better already", "fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..", "Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.", "have to put my dog down tomorrow.", "haha. Your a loser. ily", "The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.", "just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!", "_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.", "youre not supposed to..." ]

[ " I bet you received lots of hit from that tweet; at work i cannot, wish i could", "i just learned the hard way that FireWire 800 isn`t backwards compatible with FireWire 400", "I just banged my elbow and its bleeding owwiee", "is back home now gonna miss every one", "F.Y.I. a lot of you people that are following me i have unfollowed a lot of you yer kinda boring me or not really helpful to my e-growth!", "Sometimes I could swear I really am insane.", "_JessicaB_**** yip.....aw gonna miss them on bb", "why am i up so early", "Looks like it`s going to be a upset for Venus", "I sunburnt through factor 30", "We waste way too much paper @ the office... for nothing worthy, that almost disgust me", "i am SOOO mad...yesterday and today...SUCKED!!!so much!", " Oh ****. That really sucks", "Who builds a hotel without air-con? Bloody boiling in here...", "sorry dunners just saw your tweet! totally let you down im so sorry babe was at work till 8.30 very boooooo", "is feeling sad... for some reason.. http://plurk.com/p/wxji3" ]

[ "_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you", "MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.", "hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom", "Yup theory is GREAT but the reality is beyond imagination... I also made the same planning not knowing VS will FAIL on me", "Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though", "The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also", "fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..", "I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)", "early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "Poor kitties If there`s nothing that can be done, hopefully you`ll at least be able to find her a good home", "Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed", "yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.", "Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.", "lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!", "just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week", "No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.", "sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow", "Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost", "no FF tweet for me?", "good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao", "3000 then ya up with me my friend ... i type too much", "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that", "no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub", "Good morning everyone! It`s back to work for me - so won`t be able to chat until tonight - I hope everyone has a great day!", "Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR", "No, but apparently a distant relative died in east africa, leaving me as his only heir. Once I send 5K I should have 250k", "Just found out I`ll be a Food Engineer in a future life. Cool. *iPhone app called Afterlife", "spent the whole day editing in Pro Tools...i luvvv this thing and am becoming quite the pro, but it gives me insane headaches.", "_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything.", "its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "not an easy place for me to access Task-based ux is something I`ve been thinking about. I`d like to hear the criticisms.", "I hate the exams . first time and last time in this school then i`m out ! after 10 years! yaaaay !", "Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.", "_c ive sorted it now operating system and all apps are on a seperate 60gb drive", "would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.", "let me guess ... ran a few miles? Respect dude, I can`t do it. Maybe you should train me", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement", "But I�m for smaller companies rather than bigger ones. It�s not like I have worked at a big company to prove it, though", "Rocket surgery hey? HAHA I thought it was rocket SCIENCE? Oh.. is that all.. I knew that I swear. Thank you", "Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?", "also finally home with no friends or anyone.. kinda nice to sit in a quiet room.. do wish the gf was here tho...", "Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money", "I`ve worked my finger tips bare today coding. But we got there.", "is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?", "still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important", "- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own", "there`s only one more cherry dr. pepper left in the fridge...thank God. im addicted to that stuff but it does sad things to my skin.", "10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun", "Sorry if I`m confusing anyone. I keep forgetting to . The desktop Twitterific is not so terrific Very different from iPhone app.", "Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract", "almost died. Laptop screen was set to 100% brightness after I reinstalled Windows Vista. Got a headache now #insanedefaults", "all work, no play.", "Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.", "Thanks for the tip on otherinbox... It won`t work with outlook for me...", "Surely you knew this before hand? A good book or a hand held has to be essential. Just no PSPs unless you have a charger.", "That`s it. I`m hooked.", "ohhh wowwww no good", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?", "I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills", "im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its 'ahi dios mio' but u did good lol", "Cleaned the screen on my new PC DOS machine and took another 'screenshot' http://bit.ly/QLzP2", "I know! I need a new iPhone stat-- I dropped mine on the cement 2 weeks ago and a couple rows of pixels went out", "@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail", "Apparently I`m not meant to take dance lessons here", "Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.", "well nothing. I can give you a pen.", "Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.", "You may be PC but I love you anyway!!! Maybe someday you too will become Mac!", "*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.", "dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::", "I can`t get to bed", "thanks for the #ff shoutout -you stuck an extra e in my username tho, so the link doesn`t work", "_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you", "email those pics on ur labtop to me... I wana put one of them as my background! http://myloc.me/21DS", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*", "http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "Finished watching Episode 4&5 of Ruby Metaprogramming Screencasts. Lots of cool tips, great! But need to more coding practices to master.", "167 SQL queries to display one single deal page on OzBargain. Looks like I`ll have fun optimising it! Bad bad Drupal...", "from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900", "oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha", "went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin", "@_everaldo on my MacBook I run Linux with Parallels and on my iMac I use VMware Fusion and both are great, especially in 'Unity'-mode.", "Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6", "I`m only 6` 0'", "i ran out of facebook quizzes. lol grocery shopping then work. w00t?", "the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha", "http://www.speedtest.net/result/483892161.png i get good download speed only when no one else is using the connection", "http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "Don`t fall to celebrity worship, though... just write what you think, do the best you can and rock on", "_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2", "_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound", "trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both", "Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3", "FINALLY-- Now I am me again. I had to use internet explorer. Firefox issues Back to normal Tweeting.", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks", "I tried TD, but it battled with CS3 over my processor. Nambu is really good, but unintuitive", "right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail", "well.. i dont have to do any resits... lol... so its MY last exam", "need to get an intel based mac 1st but this impacts on dual core vs quad choice, latter probably better for virtualization", "Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day", "nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!", "Aww, no one`s on MSN" ]

[ "Pretty sure I`m sat on the wrong train going the wrong way... Bah!", "Feeling so low and depressed that I`m not on holiday", " given the way kunal khemu etc. starrers turn out..there is a high probability of it being `****` rather than `niche`!", " I`m not even in your situation and now I`m sad. I`m sorry, that`s really sucky.", "Today feels like friday. Too bad its not", " I saw an all red Audi on the highway. I sped uo to it hoping it was you. My loss", "My poor heather, she didnt make the cheerleading squad. Im sorry babygirl. Maybe next year", "Mobile phone check-in? Another fail! American`s service came close, but crashed at the gate. I`m now 0 for 3.", " Socksy`s just plucky and independent to Caspar`s lazy and attention seeking", " My Friday made me miss high school", " SUFFICATION NO BREATHING. It`s okay. There`ll be more. You`re invited to mine, but I can`t promise fun times. *Jinx", " ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too. i think you know who i meant.", " i changed my mind dammit!! a Tsar can change his mind at any time without no prior notice", "Omg! Why cant i eat. Everything i eat hurts my stomach and it comes right out of me.", " get back to tokyo man..we miss you.", " i make them good girls go bad" ]

[ "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "That`s cause Ovie is the one man team and when they show Pens highlights, it`s the whole because we have more than 1 superstar", "okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)", "_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy", "btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !", "CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "I just put my TV on the Canucks game and they score yaay come on VanCity baby (I know, I can`t believe I`m watching hockey either)", "_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty", "Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?", "haha no, I was referring to the band... http://www.myspace.com/lcdsoundsystem", "im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.", "im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can", "_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon", "Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight", "_erincharde yea as an afterthought", "This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids", "Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7", "_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.", "OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun", "oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording", "just looked at your page and realised it was a radio show, get them to play Call It What You Want so love that track", "I so want to be a part of Windows Clubhouse, but my WL Spaces blog is random, and not the place where I share Windows stuff", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !", "No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements", "homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "fo sho, im down", "Yeah man, been a while since I heard you spittin`.", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out", "I ... think ... I read `strawberries` its hard to have a fav char in your comics: I like bad rabbit and the `stud` chic - sent to kid", "_Writer aww no which one?", "little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!", "ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.", "_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.", "Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.", "says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!", "It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.", "Dear Daniel, good news from Nintendo! They want you as a potential Lotchecktester! Hoffentlich wirds was mit der Stelle", "3 days of frisbee, three nights of partying and sprained ligaments. Can`t imagine a better long weekend", "well i just got home and its not on till tmw at 530p but with comcast its on right now but i didnt miss it", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal", "curses upon the ridiculously slow internetz at work! The dang image just now loaded...", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.", "Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun", "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.", "Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!", "what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d", "mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam", "correct! I ADORE him. I just plucked him up and put him under my arm cuz he was cryin. All better now! Hahaha", "Back from the Gym, and sorting through my Inboxes", "It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol", "is is listening to Heart Ain`t Brain by Chris Brown. http://plurk.com/p/x2bp2", "um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!", "YO I`m just on the computer", "presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes", "enjoying and exploring my n96 phone.. grr.. it`s awesome.. but i wanted the samsung omnia..", "is watching 'Wall Street', and realizing that since it is on a movie channel she won`t get a potty break", "Peeps! Me blackberry messenger is kwijt.. no pinging :p", "ya i did i seen all them but Robert", "The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit", "Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99", "Prowse? I got a Christmas card of him last year. & I wish I had the money right now. Saving for an apartment", "http://wave.google.com/ <3 Google ... wish they`d spend a bit more time adding bits to Chrome though", "But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "So, I finally got my but on Twitter. Let`s hope I make good use of this site", "Just used my last DVD-R for the Windows 7 ISO. Next batch will be Lightscribe dicsc - I want to see how that works", "http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early", "if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}", "blues for me please", "why do i turn red", "Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "Just file me under *seduced* sweetie...", "off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****", "Demoing with Gary burr!!! So excited to get some 'girls' music on tape!! Missing Tayla", ": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too", "'Shut Up' was the line removed from the locker scene! I bet I could recite that speech easily! Dare me?!?!", "Good thing is: They have a computer. Bad thing is: It blocks ALL VIDJAGAME SITES! Yes, even VGTribune.com is blocked!", "WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...", "thanks. Sadly the streamline top II is sold out. Streamline trunk II is available in my size but that only gets me halfway.", "Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep", "cool, not a big user of DM though", "Itt`s the BIG TIME Saturday night Playing Canasta then a movie then...Psych homework? Stay shiny and love everybody!!", "Has just finished uploading my latest chap Finally! Now, off to watch the new HappySlip vid :3", "Just finished The Minish Cap. It`s a great game! I`ll miss Ezlo and Link.", "Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad", "hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...", "Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!", "250 miles down, only 1750 to go. Thats ok, u2 on the radio alwas helps.", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.", "Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508", "http://twitpic.com/4j8us - It is interesting that VS2003 generates a setup script for uninstall.", "Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me", "Friday Night Magic last night, I lost so bad I suck at draft", "wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll", "aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.", "_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.", "Oh, but Grease is on VH1! It`s almost over, though http://myloc.me/2215", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", ". you left me first .. and left your bed here for me to look at", "_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault", "Arghhh...my korean dvd can`t see..I need to laugh..", "this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened" ]

[ "This world makes me sad", "I don`t wanna go back to work sleepy time.", " Something like that happened to me once: We closed the side door too hard and the engine locked up", " I always hope they will die out but then i see the the old ones and it makes me sad", "I miss my dog r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batman (I really hope `all dogs go to heaven` is true)", "Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3", " I know. I think I`m going to have to miss it, though. This is when sacrificing money for job happiness sucks ****.", "why the hell is it raining!! i hate the rain.", "The 22nd can`t get here fast enough!", " I think they are disgusting", "is very upset to see carys and donna go today miss you both hugely already!!! (Yes ok its only been like 3 hours) haaa..waaaah", "At work... What a miserable day", "i don`t know what i`m doing i feel so empty LOLLL cheesy but true :/", "ftsk (L) haven`t listened to them in a while. so **** pissed off my with so called `friends`, can`t wait to leave this **** school", "I killed my dill plant again. Why does this happen with dill? It is doing great then suddenly it`s dead. http://tinyurl.com/mlh4f5", " i have to tell you that i accidentally screwed up the layout of the lautner_daily community" ]

[ "New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "I feel better today.", "I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!", "ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol", "lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr", "http://twitpic.com/4wtii - new hair going to greeattt use!", "you looked great for being sick yesterday! i`m sorry I didn`t really make an effort to say hi... I was preoccupied for a while", "I`ve burnt my collerbone and arms and face! aww!", "Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.", "Dinner=Buffalo burger with provolone cheese melted on top with beefsteak tomatoes and spinach. Divine. Pic on facebook to come.", "awesome milkshakes, i had areo mint,. we just blended it up, it was like a lumpy smoothie so then we did some more chattering and ...", "super but I caught a cold on the plane. not as far forward in line as I`d like, but the extra sleep was dearly needed.", "for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting", "And the first thing you did was get your twit on....", "i am ****...**** you lucas at your czech republic beer that tastes like heaven in a bottle!! Your amazing", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June", "I`m such a chicken", "about to hit the sheets.", "drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "study all day. just finished my care plan. hungry as hell! ima go treat myself with a burrito, for a good days work", "- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!", "After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly", "nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.", "crossing my fingers for ya! & hey you`ll be on my side of town! Welcome! LOL", "Swimming party at my brothers tonight. I had an AWESOME time. Since when am I a sissy about cold water? Who am I? LOVED TODAY!!!", "Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was", "so I just had a violent fightclub like **** dream involving heavily tattooed ladies. I didn`t wanna wake up. lol.", "...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off", "_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...", "to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x", "I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies", "_benson Woohoo! Well Done! I started Macarena-ing too", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!", "*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.", "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "The muse has me gripped firmly by the throat. Really enjoying my writing", "Well, I`m here, good morning/brunch-ish I took my exam, think I did good", "a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon", "Came back from Bishopstorford! Went to my Aunt`s wedding party by the way. It was fun! I got to see my cousins again after about 3 years", "we`ll be visiting my grandparents later. BTW i just heard katy perry`s HOOK UP whew so cool i love it more than k.clarkson`s version", "oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa", "Thanks everyone for twittering with me. Still a newbie.. so if you have friends who you would like to invite here, please help a girl out", "_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out", "naw idk what ur talkin about", "Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!", "Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails", "Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck", "ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0", "Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!", "great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!", "Pfft. FAN THIS *helicopters imaginary penis* .... HI DRAKE! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!", "OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america", "My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me", "_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say", "because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)", "My belly is speaking to me! I need food!", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "standing here open hands and i know i can`t do this alone hold on, hold on, baby, hold on...geeez", "Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much", "Meeeee! It sounds delicious", "Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique", "_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****", "K - I can hack if I have directions have multiple social net sites & I think this is a cool add but we chose not 2 go MU", "ohhh wowwww no good", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later", "oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!", "Hey chick! When are we going to JA to pick up some hot guys and eat Jerk pork and festival? Well you already have a hot guy", "off to bed with my sore ****", "Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times At work...drawing stuff", "The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets", "Eating Which Wich, yumm! Dont think I`ve had it since the season ended", "Spoke about culture to some of our Rackers over at the Castle. Now time for some awesome Mexican food. No drinking--antibiotics.", "Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!", "_marie Stick with me kidd...you`ll be alright (there`s a whole sketchy world out there waiting to be taken advantage of", "Now i`ve got 3 new frens-frm Germany,Mexico n France havin dinner 2gather 2nite.", "i have the biggest headache right now, i washed my hair wif mum`s shampoo and now it`s gross i like my shampoo way better", "Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit", "ill call you on my home phone to your home phone after dinner tho! coz im almost ready to eat, is that ok? ****", "Next thing to do tomorrow morning: Temperature Check! It`s gonna be a routine till Swine Flu dies. Good Night, everyone!", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "That`s alright. Add your egg and maybe some sort of leftover meat and it`s not so bad <3", "Wow... my god the whole UI is sooo much snappier. It`s more responsive than TweetDeck now! Tweets feel like IMs lol", "ugh, i was so hungry i scarfed my lunch before i even thought to take a pic. #feastfriday", ".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "facebook quizzes are one cure of boredom haha, my teeth/mouth hurts", "MUAHAHAHHAHAHA... well, maybe they think I`m crazy or something. I haven`t scared yet though", "ilooked in my phone book and ur name was the first to show and i was like i got ti-ti number but it was just ur email", "No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!", "Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting", "Bird poo update... Managed to clean it all off but some slight stainage remains any tips?", "shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him", "baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!", "hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me", "_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion", "Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....", "this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..", "will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy", "My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...", "karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though", "So happy. Great, glowy, ravey, beery night. Now smokey, pizzary night with cool friends. And I love liz x", "I`m getting more and more reactions when stroking the cat. Now I have welts on my hands from where she caught me with her claws.", "slept for 11 hours after an exhausting but a fun fun out of town trip. high for the day so far? woke up to good ol` fried chicken", "BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.", "Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/", "I ate a foot long from subway like an hour ago! OMG! I`m happy and full. I hadn`t ate since b-fast. happy Lis.", "rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself", "Upshot: If they want to hunt you down... uhh... well, I wish y`all the best of luck, tweeps!", "Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho", "and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.", "_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho", "hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help." ]

[ "Ashley= getting sick... Ugh I`m losing my voice! Nooo", "Dollhouse was saved!!! Its coming back for another season!!! Too bad scrubs isn`t", "I`m SUPER tired and probably could sleep ALL day BUT I work 12:30 to 9:30 today in Tool Rental... Oh the Joy!!", " I miss you already. All the sad faces you texted me were seriously gonna make me cry.", "If I 'unfollowed' you - its NOT on purpose. Something fishy is going on with my Tweet Deck !! Let me know if I 'unfollowed' you.", "Not feeling too good at ALL, about to head to work from 12-5. Not a bad shift, just not fun when you don`t feel well! Hope it goes FAST", " they are evil mean people, who hurt you. I have a terrible phobia of dentists, but had toothache from hell this week", "I dont like things getting confused. Seems to be happening alot lately", "I`m sleepy but is feeling under the weather! ugh! These **** tonsils. I need some company or somebody to talk too!", " unfair I wanna go too.", "I`m at Cobra, Mexican bird flu hub/**** bar, and hate when they play the 80`s mix. Oh ****, FREEZE FRAME", "my new dress looks sort of...horrible http://twitpic.com/64mdc", "I just saw a load of ambulances & police cars & a car smashed up with a roof lying in the road. :'( that`s 1 man dead 4 sure. .", "JUST GOT TO LA MISS HAWAII ALREADY! DANG", "'I think you should know this. He`s going to break up with you. And I just had to tell you. I`m sorry. I know you love him.'", "with hubby at the dentist ready to hold his hand and getting nervy about potentially buying a car tomorrow" ]

[ "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "Let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/", "Omnomnom JUST came online to 69 unread emails, as well as my backlog from yesterday http://tinyurl.com/lxjdjc", "awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?", "LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.", "_creek No worries - thank google! There`s nothing you can`t find on there!", "Is watching the final Underbelly", "*cough cough hack hack", "Aww bless hope the phones okayy x x", "_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.", ": thx for the follow!", "Cool Sound!! Luv 'Drama', 'Love Game' doesn`t work on ur myspace... Wish Good Luck!! XoXo from Spain", "asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76", "you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??", "why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?", "fireworks @ KBOOM concert... second best I`ve ever seen...preceded only by last year`s show 2008 <sigh>", "Why doesn`t Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?", "Is Google Maps not working for anyone else?", "yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away", "is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.", "Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!", "coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired", "http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models", "too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b", "Battery is going to die!", "haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD", "SS & i r @ the devon horse show. gettin` mostly rained out. lots of events have ben cancelled incl the coaches", "I had a small tweetbreak from twitter I think I needed it", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668", "good luck C have funn!", "Storysize is 2 (and it`s posted as a short story, not one liner), but doesn`t show up in any news friends can see. Only in wall", "just looked at your page and realised it was a radio show, get them to play Call It What You Want so love that track", "This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies", "right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x", "Thank you! Tadi jam 12.30pm", "is slowly gettin more followers vry slowly", "I`m doing an experiement", "Is that why your blog is set to private?", "yep,raced round it in cars and bikes,its only 40mins away,dont av much motorsport there now,its more planes n choppers now", "Nope probably revision Hbu? x", "Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa", "_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all", "good catch! Thanks a bunch- have to put up a new widget.", "_Writer aww no which one?", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.", "_brads i`ve finished lol", "Okay, so twitter suddenly changed, how do I respond to messages now", "http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!", "haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night", "Noones talking to me anymore", "Is at work.... boo! The Pin-Ups will be playing at Uncommon Ground Wednesday night at 9 p.m.! (1401 W. Devon Ave., Chicago 60660", "It`s just a click without subscription needed Vote for my tweet on http://openzap.com/ (in today best list)", "You don`t get them anymore?", "OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all", "_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD", "Job??????? Not so much.", "Getting back online, now. Just shifting locations!", "what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX", "_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)", "http://twitpic.com/4wah5 - haha that`s right", "ahhahahaha ARIYAN i want to listen to that now i used up bandwidth by downloading a hamish and andy podcast", "trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh", "Just passed a wrecked car hoping everyone got out OK. Finally picking up speed. Should have been in B`mpre by now.", "http://twitpic.com/4hsd2 - Weheyyyy We give thanks for MIDI keyboards", "Come See Me Live On Stickam http://www.stickam.com/valentine_rock", "kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!", "Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day", "Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww", "_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?", "time to start unfollowing some people, i think", "_ ay beezy! finally lol its time to hookah so get off twiiter...love ya", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "For those of you heading out of vancity I`ve heard the hwy is closed east bound at cwack", "the times they are a changing", "That`s the song I mean", "hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik", "http://xkcd.com/577/ - today`s xkcd Looking forward to daily updates this week!", "hope u feel better sweetie", "Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks", "I sent you a message.", "Chang thay anh online gi ca", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful! The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...", "why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16", "just got sold out from UP", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "Trying to fix my background", "hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x", "My birthday is now over.", "Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )", "Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!", "I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.", "if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk", "i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week", "_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest", "fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!", "Wow... my god the whole UI is sooo much snappier. It`s more responsive than TweetDeck now! Tweets feel like IMs lol", "Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?", "Luking for new background pic......", "I didn`t see this until after", "safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u", "on myyearbook, myspace, here and messenger", "Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum", "alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny", "nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m", "new Delerium`s music video (http://tr.im/kpu3). mixed by Tiesto. i guess Bill Leeb finally forgot his music`s roots", "It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good", "ooo... No I believe they`ve all closed down, even the ones at the airport", "****, my photo is gone!", "how is your coding going?", "Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz", "- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .", "tried to `bing` today.. not operational in australia yet", "_Day26 awww man, its nott", "Adem in, adem uit", "wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl" ]

[ "_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.", " thats a bad start to the day!", "1 week post my'horrible, traumatic jumping cholla accident.'-cholla`s next dirty trick:pieces are starting to emerge from my hand! Ouch!", "it was a hard weekend. too much alcohol on these **** 'weinfest'", " I wasn`t tryin to call you out, I just remember my dad ALWAYS had my **** late. He never got in trouble, I did.", "man, its weird, Mom`s cooking is giving me so much nutrition but also so much unladylike gas", "_Happy_EmoX lmao. Lucky! It`s 10 minutes on foot for me ewww..... School.lol. On the bus now.", " On the way home dood.. Dont think the crappy vodafone gprs can handle yaymen.com", " I think I`ve been killed judging bt my energy after attacking just to see what happened #spymaster", "Pulled in all directions and not knowing where to go", "Sharapova loses 1st set 6-1", " u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that`s y I`m broke", "can i have some followers :` ( ... i`m so sad... NOW THAT I`M LOSING HOPE -pressure", "**** you ipod for freezing when i need you most", "This has been a dismal week.", "Long day at office again. Tiring week" ]

[ "Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!", "why on twitter does no one talk 2 me i know your all celebs and i`m nt but it`s nice to be spoken to once in a while", "Have a great weekend Mononoke I may be tweeting from inside the movie theater either Monday or Tuesday lol", "fuckkk i need sleepppppppp lol, happy mothers day mummy", "ahhahahaha ARIYAN i want to listen to that now i used up bandwidth by downloading a hamish and andy podcast", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify", "_J i soo dont wanna work tmrw! ...only on a half day tho so hopefully the sun will stay out for me! Gonna go get showered, tweet l8rs", "Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!", "back from lunch and I just remembered I have to join the daily recap with JB", "gonna be in bed soon as Friday`s over soon, would like to plug in!!", "http://twitpic.com/4wua7 - I can`t wait to see them!", "....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?", "http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away", "I think the very late night on Friday just hit me off to town to meet a friend soon for ice cream and coffee", "New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow", "My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2", "twitter is trippin right now with my pic", "Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.", "Are we going to be able to buy more than 1 ticket online through livenation tomorrow? cant make it to LA", "YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow", "Crab boat? I have my mobile set to go off every night, to remind me to head to bed", "twitters from her seat in the exam hall! it starts in 15mins. pray for seat 299 in MPSH1-A to be blessed, oh and for wisdom to flow. whee", "Extremely excited! i`m 15 days behind you", "oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.", "#f1 in a few hours guess who is sleepin in the living room", "We should have a twitter reunion it would be awesome to meet you all lol, iwonder howd iget that to pull off", "Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up", "i neeeeed plans. no one can hang out tomorrow. booo.", "1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb", "I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333", "i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x", "ur there when I`m not lol", "how do you twitter?", "can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !", "you didn`t give out #followfriday advice like i told you?", "That`s great! I will have to do the same as I was forced to miss it. I had to leave for work.", "wassup with u this morning.", "wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too", "it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****", "Time to get educated Hope you all are off for a great start on this Monday morning", "bye bye for now you lovely tweeters and especially my followers", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "well u weren`t around 2 twit", "http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again", "I`m gonna miss the show at whitby for the weekend! btw i love your show! Radio 1 is always on! ly x", "i have to study :O talk to you later ****", "You`re a night owl, too, huh?", "Anyone having twitter issues? It`s eating my tweets.", "ur taking tease lessons from the guys! No fair LOL, oh well, we`ll wait as patiently as we can!", "want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won`t be here till 6/9", "can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.", "I is goin to bed now", "Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain", "Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!", "_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!", "i`m trying to figure that out right now", "Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That`s what I should be doing v. Tweeting", "Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night", "Someone out there will soon be the lucky recipient of my 5000th Tweet. Oh wait. ****. THIS was it!", "I just want this whole day to hurry up,", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!", "Up, I slept in till 11.02 !!! Shooting a new vid today", "Playing some games before I leave for work Work til at least 11PM tonight.", "i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew", "Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!", "time to get ready for work", "hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back", "All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.", "Just started on here and i already see and are by far the biggest talkers, er, i mean tweeters!", "Ok, seems I need to remember what account I`m posting as..... That last tweet was a _FC tweet!", "I`m going to watch it now", "I just lost a fight against on Tweefight. I lost Please revenge me! Try now http://tweefight.com/?opp=hangy", "I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "Yes, actually there was some jam twitter traffic yesterday... But it can happen. Don`t worry", "ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend", "knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.", "Awaiting to watch lfctv @ 10am liverpool vs newcastle game from yesterday!", "bahaha loving twitter to me last night. DRUNK. lol", "or least for the firmware upgrade. just buying some time until I get my tax return really", "Good morning Tweepsland! Makin` it a great Monday! Huge shout out to all my followers .. muah, muah! I appreciate you all", "No I haven`t made my page yet. Had to work", "oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!", "thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya", "Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.", "Until brings back our EVERYONE button, access PT @ http://twitter.com/public_timeline or link in bottom of Settings.", "Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .", "omg when do they finish??", "How much longer is the NKOTB Block Party? Love it! I need to go to bed so just wondering what time it`s over..LOL..thanks!", "Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show", "> 'live Q&A 24/7'... definitely the best part of twitter for me", "Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence", "Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer", "Twitter is sooo quiet today", "@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!", "now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house", "I`ve been here since 3 and i`m here for 8 more hours tomorrow", "Good Morning everyone! Enjoy your day! Thinking of all my tweet friends", "i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS", "More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!", "No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.", "your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!", "U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it", "I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology", "voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset", "Oh ****, happy late birthday! (my txt didn`t send )", "WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "i so can`t be bothered working tomorrow!", "is sitting thru the boring bits in Titanic waiting for the good bit to start in couple of hours", "haven`t twittered in forever. yeah, just had my sixteenth birthday party tonight", "@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "I should post some photos of my robots ok - offline for 4 hours now. ttfn (oh, so IM...)", "2ND BREAKFAST !? I want more food =/ LOL. Tweet me what breakfast you`re having LOOOOOOLDING`", "I need to sleep for a whole day to recover from this birthday!! I`m getting so old!!", "it`s nice to see my #euruko pictures (http://twurl.cc/xd1) on the big screen during a conference break" ]

[ "Rachel and chelsey left me and jenny stole my bike. that makes me muy triste!", " yeah i know hun, spammers seem to move fast though, already had two in first few minutes of posting. Block `em", "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/66l83 - I really miss her.", " I don`t know what to write anymore! My mind must be tired. It`s past midnight here already. Do a tour in the Philippines?", " I know, they`re ****. I am trying to sort out my portfolio and I don`t know what to put in it!", " oh phew you scared me. I wont have ANY access when im in mexico", "_lights aw what`s wrong?", " I was thinking there should be a thumbs down button for Cry me a river.", "Dad asked my why I was sticking my tongue out while I was ironing, and I told him it was so I didn`t burn my finger, as I burnt my finger", "Ok, WTF?! Why do you have something on your menu *in the window* if you don`t sell it?! I wanted my bubble tea", "i juz registered my cp in twitter, but my tweets wont go thru? Argh..Hmm wanna follow my idols lyk away from the PC..", "Went to pole class. Feeling discouraged. I am hopeless when it cones to dancing or sexy moves or spreading my legs.", "Brooklyn!!! We went hard!!! Now back up top!! But 1st Hajji`s...yea again http://tinyurl.com/codla7 http://ti.. http://tinyurl.com/cr8hjs", "have been to portugal. and spain. and has a sore throat. scary?", "My Respect For Travis Clark Has Gone Down 7.5 Notches", "back at work its too warm to be in here today!!!" ]

[ "Wishes you had teased me with movie night", "yeah! but too late hun lol", "that`s not great guy related??", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "Do you not like turtles?", "Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.", "June gloom seems to have arrived early", "oh ok cool will get back to you on that", "SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "wassup with u this morning.", "Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .", "hope yer ok hunny", "is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!", "it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness", "_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner", "at first i thought bar life meant you were partying nonstop to catch up for the last 2 years...lol shoulda known better", "I know It was worth a shot, though!", "ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said haha plz and thank u", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "_NigerianBoi thanks JT i also enjoyed it i will. r u following me? ill follow u back", "thanks will try to behave", "word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol", "_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!", "i won`t make u cry", "I hope to see you soon again", "ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it", "I`m so sorry!! I hope she`s ok ****", "needs a break from the computer... adios <3", "My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...", "Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x", "Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad", "Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P", "why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm", "thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding", "#TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-", "lol thanx, me too!", "whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry", "Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.", "LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -", "I feel your pain... dont you hate those days", "no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.", "Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!", "I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.", "ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "well wassup than dont be scurred now! lol you`d probably like it if it came to biting!", "Invite them to your house instead", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha", "why are you surprised?", "_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.", "Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...", "No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.", "thanks. but it IS seriuosly my back up plan", "Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)", "I jus spoke 2 my lawyer, if I blow trial =3to7", "I thought I was the only one with the tags on the outside of my shirt", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "LOL. About to leave.", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.", "Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.", "Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.", "And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p", "alright, I`ll let you slide on that one", "Hi-5 to ALL my friends and ummm thanks for the follow and enjoy the ride IF I make too many trips (I will) for u and u gotta go i get it", "_Eclectic but then you leave", "why are you sad?!", "haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww", "yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.", "after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore", "Thank You, Sweetie. I just don` understand how people can be mad at me for something THEY made as a choice in life..", "wish i was 17 again", "lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol", "aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history", "thanks for rubbing it in, jerk where are you guys going this weekend?", "_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!", "I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.", "Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.", "Me too haha I did but have no credit", "Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!", "So slpy 2day zzzz", "Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything", "alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(", "Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!", "_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?", "you know you lvoe me!", "but it was kinda funny, sorry. ur still my favorite tho", "lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl", "Not had an offer like that for a while", "Thanks, that was gonna be my next tweet...You the man Figuratively speaking", "hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???", "went to wingstop without me", "the trailer has been removed i have a look and see if i can find it somewhere", "Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed", "Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep", "Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes", "****, my photo is gone!", "With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!", "yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!", "awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles", "So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats", "Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.", "I heard that you can`t make it!!", "in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*", "i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards", "Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol", "I thought there was more Fanta in my can than there was", "imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool", "I love you, though!", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin", "Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.", "_it_good den fell asleep on me!!!", "Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!", "just got back from rachael`s house" ]

[ "Stupid freshmen ruined theatre class.. Now we don`t get to play warm-up games for the rest of the school year", "_Ferman that`s so weak!! facebook fail", "I had a nightmare last night *cry* I think I am scarred for life!", " I tried to translate your tweet using google translation service, but it just spat it out back out at me", "i think my cold is getting worse, not better!! i cant stop coughing - it really sucks!!", "im so hungry and i have nothing to eat", "St joe is dirty.", "okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night", " **** - that`s sad, then... I haven`t heard the new one yet. Sounds like I`ve been spared a tragedy.", " prolly E71... I can`t think of anything else and I`m unfortunately not a Singtel customer", " The party has to be moved to next weekend ..stupid weather.", "is sad that she is not seeing Basshunter at Metroplex this weekend", " sorry we didn`t get a chance to chat at #screengrab09. Caught glimpse of you across room but was dragged home prematurely", "thinks that the limit of 140 letters is really not fair. 300 + would be better", " u guys are soo unfair smh...", " he thinks he`s a gangsterrr his **** don`t even fit in G Unit. & I know :| )))))" ]

[ "Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min", "http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??", "_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend", "Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks", "Why don`t we close the library due to the great weather? And the ac isn`t working #fb", "Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics", "Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!", "AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.", "but I am one in a million", "true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.", "In a rush.... Lunchtime anyway", "http://twitpic.com/6714p - I feel really emotional Its been great seeing your pics and keeping up with you. Gonna m ...", "Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...", "such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3", "Delays/cancellations really bite. Have had my fair share and can sympathize. Hang tough!", "oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream im great thanks lovely sunny day no?", "that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...", "28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!", "don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.", "_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...", "_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!", "No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come", "just goy back from a day of tests at the hospital. going to start chemo on monday", "I can`t really say much because none of it is set in stone.. but I`m planning a charity concert for Cystic Fibrosis", "garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.", "_Staack Pfft ... i dont have the guts .. YOU TELL HIM and say its a fundraiser like .. PFFT", "reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs", "possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk", "This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr", "Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4", "My dog is sick. I love that little doggie. He`s usually so keen and happy, but he doesn`t even want to go for a run in the forest today.", "just had a bbq... YUM im full now", "as any1 been up all night like me and now the birds are keeping you awake", "just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops", "wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.", "awesome i just ruined all my white clothes i never remember to separate", "I`ll stop by for a bit when I`m off. But have to rush to rehearsal - no quiet for me tonight.", "back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD", "zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt", "wow. i just install twitter fox. I am tired to keep refresh my browser", "sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love", "http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future", "Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm", "_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol", "Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q", "(Raises hand) Oh! Oh! Me too! #caffeine", "My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?", "Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem", "hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs", "An hour of walking in hot weather = a satisfied but hurting Nellie. Ow, blisters.", "hahahaha where is that train? I want on! That should be a wild ride", "_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle", "http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe", "I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !", "My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.", "just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook", "i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..", "i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "Spent last night in A&E (ER). Wife tangled wheels with Daughter & hit the deck. Dislocation & fracture resulted.", "not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !", "About to embark on a large tour of bars for a project. Hopefully I won`t die from alcohol poisoning", "Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple", "up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie", "hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "why must the weather b so nice and then so bad all in 1 minute", "Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.", "Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake", "Really?? I feel special", "thanks amy, its full of hotness", "Haha, yeah. It was here and there before but now it`s constant", "like almost above my sholders", "whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p", "4 cases of swine flu!", "FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited", "terence cao over-dose im fainting.", "has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though", "_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..", "Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack", "Mmm someone come havelunch with me", "eeehhh. my right eye`s twitching. gonna go and watch Boystown. happy birthday!", "lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.", "what`s going on ?", "yep but I`m going better now", "uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win", "At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.", "Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off", "Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway", "I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!", "rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks", "http://twitpic.com/4so0u - OOO i wish i was her he`s hot", "went swimming with the fam for over 2 hours! we`re a little toasty", "ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "'Bad words are a crutch, they lead to tattoos and peircings!' Hahahaha!", "_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!", "Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol", "Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!", "In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm", "Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies", "'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.", "Went to get my car inspection sticker got gigantic red R one. Just keep piling it on. I can take it. Don`t worry about me. I`ll be ok.", "I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me", "Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck", "The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight", "I know. I want it to come bec I`m excited, but then I don`t bec it`s gonna go by so fast & then it will be over", "those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!", "anywayss to the point i am dying to spend my summer over there or somewhere hot with you guys", "I was so hype about it being Friday & it raining outside..No rain all day... But its rainin when its time to kick-it..Mr Sun is trippin.", "valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy", "_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?", "But anywho, I just got in and out of the pool within like 30 minutes because it`s about to start storming", "Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!", "Its already been a crazy morning and its ONLY 1030", "yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon", "half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR", "New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE" ]

[ "TGIF. I don`t feel good.", "Really tired this sunday morning ****", "Seriously. I dont like girls.", "soo sick. i hate my life", "laughed so much today over that picture of lauren, that my chest hurts.", "Screw it goin back to bed,,ill just go tomorrow ,,,,,kinda sad", "i have officially hit the wall, totally nonfunctionalproductive at work", " it`s tongue in cheek of some mentalities.There is another one which takes the piss of arabs, but its too long", "Feel quite down, not quite sure why though :s so going to bed night everyone x", "own 2nit but i cant go.", "Jonas and Demi, I miss you / NIIICK, in my soul, ASASGDYGYASDGY ?", "OMG IM IN SUCH A BAD MOOD 2DAY wats ppl doin2nite?", " oh man! They better do something to fix that!! ugh stupid Verizon", " **** i got a **** of hw to do 2nite", " Oh man, that sux... price u pay for being on the org chart (and responsible, and stuff...)", "Ok so 4 needs to hurry up and come wtf I wanna go hooooommmeeee!" ]

[ "GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT", "my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.", "Art History Quiz... I didn`t study", "My picture won`t update.", "WOW. My teacher just called me a skunk cuz of my hair", "My copy shipped Friday, if it shows up today, I`ll tune in.", "Feeling better today, but still sick.", "haha kk tell me when u remember", "Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .", "Sachie: YNA DOESN`T KNOW OUR PASSWORD YET", "trying to get a sale in my job...", "????? ,my latest obession.", "yeah i think it just depends on what you`re doing with it, but at least im getting it for free ill miss my sk though", "wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky", "A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac", "i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you", "Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed", "come and save me from my packing please?!", "catching up on my reading... twitter n BF break", "computers are a great distraction-but sometimes you should be exercising to getting your chores done instead.", "Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.", "someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party", "i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day", "Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.", "workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips", "Eurgh.. Revision.. Who invented History?", "won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****", "Hey! I need that book to go with my Amy Sedaris. is finishing it now, you say? ;)", "awwww bless her she needs another chance.", "forgot my macbook`s recharger, that means nothing but Pratchett for me today", "i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow", "wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!", "I hate sitting at the doctors office! They told me she is running an hour behind! AWESOME", "classes. n bout to make sum breakfast..", "yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol", "Rainy Mondays... Is there a better day to work at home?? I am thankful!!", "Make her something. Buying something is too impersonal. She`s your mom!", "Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old", "is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work", "haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?", "nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???", "I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?", "Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp", "At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.", "i guess it wasnt meant to be..", "My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.", "Morning babe! I plan on overdoing it today! lol Hope you do rest & put your feet up! xxxx", "_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?", "is is listening to Heart Ain`t Brain by Chris Brown. http://plurk.com/p/x2bp2", "Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend", "I`ve had to do laundry for the last two days", "i`m not partying tonight", "No, I`m in the US for the weekend not the UK", "_SRod Shouldn`t you know your National Holidays?", "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to", "Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.", "yay Happy Mothers Day to me Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E. (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO)", "exams. thennn some sexy time.", "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better", "i mean give. lol with a finger! then crash her car! lol jk. thats bad. just ignore her", "lied last weekend when she said she wouldn`t get upset, just an FYI.", "why nobody write with me ? !", "hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence", "you did not write back to me", "Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??", "Cant find my red lighter that reminds me of Amy", "I don`t remember what i text to twitter to get a list of commands halp", "just got back from rachael`s house", "i would prefer 1 more monday", "i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol", "ah good idea. library seems to work thats why i`m not there obviously.", "The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline", "I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "are you having a bad day?", "arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!", "I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave", "Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!", "A- on my french paper.", "_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl", "Had interesting WKND. Sleeping Saturday & Productive Sunday!!", "haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..", "Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol", "_asher better. That wasn`t one of my better summaries", "I`m getting back into again", "I`m a senior. I should of been already.", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54", "2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn", "Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food", "needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.", "ah what a lovely day for a bike ride and cake making *is rooting 4 those who are revising!* do your best! X", "Writing some mild and wild articles", "Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me", "http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year", "You must be doing different poetry to me. All we get is Catullus, some Ovid and and an extract from the Aeneid. x", "i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work", "THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3", "ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.", "Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.", "Deucie picked up by his sitter for the weekend.", "Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,", "aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado", "My phone is so stubborn!! You`d think it had my genes or something!!", "Thanks for tweeting a very useful set of refs - I`m in the middle of adding them to a chapter I`m editing", "Luking for new background pic......", "I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you", "is gaining weight. rather", "Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?", "Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...", "hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad", "nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd", "It`s not my best writing, well i don`t think. LOL. but it`s some! I`d read it all if i were you! It`s pretty **** good after all! =}. LOL", "AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah", "Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels", "I gave up following - She seems really nice but clutters the hell out of my feed. It got annoying." ]

[ "gosh! i`m freakin` bored! talk to me!", "[Somewhere - Within Temptation] returned to mysefl. Keep working hard till June", " same as I... to bad I`m a programmer only in this company", "When i say 'we close at 6', it does not mean 'come in at 6'. Ffs people. Also RIP Polly", " shud up! lol my device thing doesn`t work", "even though everyone wanted to do a newish song and our teacher agreed :S old grumpy doesn`t like us happy haha", " will have to wait on the recipe at Simply Recipes. Sorries!", " I think they are disgusting", " And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows", "Attempting to sleep. My puppy is sick already", " I didn`t want to tell you but I think it`s your body odour", "im backkkk!!!!!!!! hungry as hell, havent ate today", "http://bit.ly/LaZEL Wow Christian Lacroix bankrupt.. sad", " You must be scared to be trolling here. You guys are so sad. #tcot #right", "Im so done with this cold. I really wanna go out tonight, but i really dont feel like it.", "GREG NOOOOO DON LEAVE ME U SHUD HAVE GONE THROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! im gonna find u restaurant don`t worry lol cry cry cry" ]

[ "So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl", "better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!", "aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!", "Wow Derek Rose got a next student to do his SATs. so what now? He can`t play no more?", "Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole", "no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol", "feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!", "And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3", "UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING", "is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has", "This economy thing is getting us down. I stay positive mostly but sometimes it really gets to me. Hoping Todd gets work soon.", "Malibu make me sleepy and he doesn`t want to text me when i`m drinking, silly him. Maybe i`ll ring you later ;-)", "Is trying to recover from a broken heart....yet again for the 2nd or 3rd time", "Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend", "Off to take a math quiz...on a friday....booo", "more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage", "apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight", "being re-admitted, at this stage for a three-night minimum with a hopeful tuesday discharge", "That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.", "I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!", "Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...", "tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming", "Brake time!! Nothing for lunch. Tonite.", "getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.", "- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!", "- ****. LOL ON FRIDAY.? ITS NOW SATURDAY HERE LOL. IM IN AUSTRALIA", "Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou", "I hope everyone had a great weekend! I will be here on and off today as I have 2 important meetings today", "at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here", "yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again", "thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!", "not super keen on the drive home through the rain.. additional concentration required that i don`t really wanna deal with", "I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...", "Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel", "For those of you heading out of vancity I`ve heard the hwy is closed east bound at cwack", "worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?", "holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold", "types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!", "ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today", "2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol", "Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.", "Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!", "awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD", "Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane", "'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '", "going to work once again. what a great few days off i had. now it`s over but atleast i get 2 more commin up wahooooooo", "Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self", "To eat or not to eat? Its gonna be my last meal for the next 2 weeks.", "youre not going, are you ?", "-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho", "_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things", "night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]", "_Toni i`m having one of those days today also", "not so awesome now, huh? LOL", "guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am", "_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though", "good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn", "Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight", "I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.", "Well I asked you a few days ago and you said money was the only thing holding you back Saturday or something", "concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!", "I can`t, I have an exam on wednesday", "awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd", "I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei", "_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb", "cant sleep again! Been up for ages...", "i`m not feeling twitter at the moment", "really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him", "i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****", "junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with", "Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust", "Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.", "supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!", "Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!", "Morning all! Something for the weekend and leftover dominos. Noiiiiice", "getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow", "is feeling good.. kinda tired.. miss him... can`t wait for grad this weekend!!", "aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day", "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner", "wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.", "booziest weekend in a long time, good fun though!", "Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.", "lol...but they aren`t here! I`ll tell them to do that Monday. lol", "Woo! Two days till awesome gig, one day till Uni is finished for 12 days #gigs #3yp", "Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!", "need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain", "#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started", "am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****", "He`s a mess. But iLove him", "Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!", "_B all the shows are sold out so I have to wait til tomorrow or sunday...", "I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again", "_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better", "It was crazy all day today and I have a feeling it`s going to be that way tomorrow, too. Enjoy your couple of days off though", "im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)", "not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do", "Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it", "Waiting in line for the Beast with Matthew. I won`t be riding.", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!", "My uncle isn`t coming after all", "though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?", "Finally off work...long night. Hangin with", "mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him", "_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me", "ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans", "i`m in AD for another week- visa work", "Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.", "_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x", "I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing", "I`m on it, probably not until next week though", "babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone", "SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY", "worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it", "Another Day gone by.... Have to wake up early again tomorrow", "I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)", "does not want to go to sixth period." ]

[ " girl i am buying & posting your pressie tomorrow but i have no **** clue what to get you so i`m sorry if you hate it", "In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am", "Sorting out Twitter issues....very frustrated that you can`t talk to someone and they respond slowly to issues - capacity the challenges", "Just got to the hospital. Jimmys really bad....please please send your good thoughts. I`m really worried.", " well its pouring here. Rly rly wet", "Well if you actually went and got your drivers license you wouldn`t have to worry about the bus being ****, haha.", "My dad`s telling me to travel alone from now on. Not that I have a problem with that. I`ve done it before and it`s boring!", " _Vincent @ i missed the party!!!! i bought wine and everything!!!", " awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?", "Aright Twitter Fam... guess ima be outties.. gonna try n sleep off some of this horrible pain", " i`m sorry! lol i have never had, like, actual time to spend there unfortunately. everything`s always been INSANE when i go", " Your not alone im gutted i missed the convention too!", "feels guility . sorry `bout that http://plurk.com/p/wyqow", "Oh MAN !! I was going to connect my old school Nintendo to play mario games. And is not in the bag I gotta search for it.", "i got in a fight with ryan. now hes like crying and im just dead inside. sigggh", "If recent experience is anything to go by, I fear I might be going off Indian food. This is not good, people. Not good" ]

[ "thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go", "Oh, fabulous ta. I`m with the coffee too, obviously, although my cup is not large enough to embrace which is its deficiency.", "http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh", "Then I guess that makes me Dot?", "haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x", "my brain has become a converter ed. i`ve been converting into LM for the past 2 yrs. every 5 mins of every single day", "hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol", "i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x", "My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac", "ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it", "oi i love you", "Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*", "Hello my friend...you found me on GBW? How are you doing? Glad to see you twitter but I have to learn German", "think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill", "_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol", "Thanks! I was gonna make a joke and say they look just like mine!", "Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=", "haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo", "You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July", "you always seem to know exactly the right thing to say. thanks. - http://ilikeucoz.com/m/1123 #youregreat", "home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him", "i want more but its just so bittersweet lol", "When you see someone without a smile pass them yours", "Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post", "hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn", "Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~", "And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly", "dude i read that wrong! Haha well good good. Thanks. but now I agree.", "Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)", "Me + court =", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! realy, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]", "one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!", "also just spoke to my <3... �tear�", "Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq", "Certainly not Cheers than, huh?", "haha! you`re so funny, Mikee .. you`re probably the only Mike I`ll ever like *sad thoughts*", "Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! really, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]", "how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?", "I know. Im just kidding", "639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx", "_11 thanks. enjoy the movie! i hope all is well with you te.", "I live for pain, bring it on", "LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning", "ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x", "I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?", "yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!", "http://twitpic.com/4jb66 - lol pretty long", "Haha! At the Somerset theatre in Ottawa. I remember that well. The more things change the more they stay the same", "ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense", "awww no problem , sorry for tha loss", "u go to profile then ill help u from there cause ur right next to me!!! he he he", "It`s hard to tell But I think I`m right I hope.", "All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!", "life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!", "#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.", "Back then I didn`t know why you were misunderstood. So now I see thru ur eyes, all that u did was love. Mama, I love you", "hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****", "Sitting at my desk wishing things were different", "nice luke quote goodluck on the test u have been dreading.", "home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do", "until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call", "omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad", "But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL", "I wish I could work like you, dude...", "Oh, sweetie, I`m so sorry. That`s the last thing you needed right now. *hugs*", "_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times", "I know... it just falls right at 1pm my time, like right in the middle of the day", "So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant", "haha, yeahh. im still following u tho,", "i ask myself that all the time.", "lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!", "i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry", "_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family", "Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.", "/drool. I still need to 100% the first one", "and why are u two fighting.", "I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details", "Created a new album on my Facebook for my Phantom cross stitch I want to track my own progress so I feel like I am getting something done", "Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.", "Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!", "Is feelin right rite now", "Pfft, there you go with the logic again!", "GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry", "IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT", "my hubby`s a vet, so we `get` that animals are like children!! all the best! hope ur biz is going well", "I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?", "good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh", "_bexi I totally and completely agree", "Nerves I think, Im not sure", "somehow i cant reply to your message LOL and yes i know Thank youuu", "Yeah, I know! Thanks so much", "http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky", ": yes and ily", "need some more enthu movie guys for that. Right now it`s just you, and @_Anshul", "if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!", "I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great", "And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.", "ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx", "bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life", "i do i do, i feel absoulutley fine", "Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.", "Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile", "Ha I got another #followfriday. take that ! oh... your listed too... thanks a lot ya jerk.", "Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet", "It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!", "insomniac over here as well", "Thanks for sympathy. It wasn`t too bad until about an hour ago when I started thinking of the appointment tomorrow.", "oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon", "As it is now, my body has already developed a mind of it`s own but that mind refuses to co-operate with set schedules", "Sweet! I`m a Jaycee one-letter-er I think. Just D!", ": love the song 'together'. that`s 'his' song for me...well i think it`s still is", "_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day", "yeeh. i also have a thing for drummers basically, all guys have 2 do is play an instrument or sing and im all theirs :p", "i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)", "Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool", "same with drunk guests.. Our jobs are pretty similar sometimes", "so ur name is also Naina", "NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'", "story of my life", "Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL" ]