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assistant	You've been very good to me. Loving me is like golfing with Candace Owens and going, I love blacks, so.
user	I love everybody, man. I have no ill will towards any individual group. Right. Individual people, yeah, of course. And silly people.
assistant	How weird is that? The comedy's gotten weird. Like, now at the comedy store, you have all these guys that have talked shit about you, right? Now, obviously, many of them are feeble and diabetic and dying, so it's not like they present a physical threat. I mean, many of them are not.
user	Well.
assistant	But if you were like, is it weird now with this community the way it is that's so splintered?
user	Well, I don't know who's talking shit about me and the ones that do, if that is real. I left. I brought a lot of the people here, and it's better here.
assistant	Right.
user	And I think there's a lot of fomo going on, for sure. But then there's also a lot of people that are trying to establish this new position on the food chain, which is one of the ways that you and I became friends. Cause I read the thing you wrote about Louie, right? And I'm like, he fucking nailed it. Cause that's exactly what it is. Mediocre talents that are looking to attack Louie, who is at the time and still is one of the best comics that's ever lived.
assistant	One of the most brilliant comic minds that have ever lived.
user	And so when they were attacking him, they weren't just attacking him because they thought that what he did was wrong. They were doing it because they wanted to establish that. They wanted to stomp him down, because.
assistant	He was, they didn't even know what he did. You know, like, there was just this idea, this very kind of vague, general idea of what, what had been out there and things like that.
user	Cowardice in comedy. Yeah, there's a lot of cowards, and there's a lot of people that take, they take some chances, but then they fucking think about them, and they panic, and then they go back and they'll try to attack someone because they think it makes them feel like they're more protected, because offensive. Like, it's, it's, it's a wild time, man.
assistant	Does it really make sense that the same company who controls half of online retail also passively eavesdrops on all your private conversations at home? What about the idea that a single company controls 90% of Internet searches, runs your email service, and gets to track everything you do in your smartphone? Big tech is more powerful than most countries are, and they profit by exploiting your personal data. It's time to put a layer of protection between your online activity and these tech juggernauts. And that's why I use express VPN. Think about how much of your life is on the Internet. Sadly, every site you visit, video you watch, message you send, gets tracked in data mine. But when you run ExpressVPN on your device, the software hides your current ip address, something big tech can use to potentially identify you. So Express VPN makes your activity harder to trace and sell to advertisers. ExpressVPN also encrypts 100% of your Internet data to keep you safe from hackers and eavesdroppers on your network. ExpressVPN does all this without slowing your connection. That's why it's rated number one VPN service by Mashable Techradar. What I like most about ExpressVPN is how easy it is to use. Download the app on your phone or computer. Tap one button and you're protected. It stop handing over your personal data to big tech monopolies that mine your activity and sell your information. Protect yourself with the VPN I trust to keep me safe online. Visit expressvpn.com Tim Dillon that's exp ressv pn.com Tim Dillon to get three extra months free. Expressvpn.com Tim Dillon right now to learn more. You're going to want the privacy. You're going to want the privacy. You're going to want it.
user	You're going to need it.
assistant	ExpressVPn privacy it's a private thing. Your life is private when you use this shit. The NFL playoffs are here in DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL, is kicking things off with a huge offer. Counting down to Super Bowl 56, new customers can get 56 to one odds on any wild card team to win their game. Bet just $5 and win 280 in free bets if your team is victorious. If sportsbook isn't available in your state yet, you still have something to play for this wild card weekend, everyone can play for huge cast prizes with draft Kings daily fantasy football contest. Draft Kings is giving all new customers a free shot at millions of dollars in total prizes with their first deposit. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now. Use promo code Tim Dillon and get 56 to one odds on any NFL team. Bet just dollar five and win 280 in free bets if your team wins. That's promo code Tim Dillon this wild card weekend at DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL and a supporter of the Tim Dillon show, must be 21 or older. New Jersey, Indiana or Pennsylvania only. New customers only. Minimum $5 deposit and $1 wager required. One per customer. Restrictions apply. See draftkings.com sportsbook for details. Gambling problem?
user	Call 1800 Gambler social media has flamed up everybody's mental illness. Like anybody who had a little bit of mental illness, they just fucking threw buckets of lighter fluid on that shit.
assistant	Would you have Fauci on the show?
user	100%.
assistant	Wow.
user	100%.
assistant	You don't think he'd come on though, right?
user	I don't think he'd come on, but if he did, I would request a real podcast. Like, you can't come on for 20 minutes. Like we're gonna talk for a few hours.
assistant	What if he came here, sat down, got high, and was the greatest guest you've ever? What if he just admitted it? What if he's like, joe, we're making money about AIDS. Yeah, he was. We're making money. We made money off AIDS. We made money off this.
user	I've got. I'm coming clean. I'm 80. What the fuck?
assistant	He goes, who gives a fuck? You jab him up, a couple of them fall down in a Walmart.
user	You are entirely correct, Tim. That is exactly what I've been doing my entire career.
assistant	It's a. He's in. Let me tell you about repurposing HIV drugs.
user	This was how we started the scam.
assistant	Gain of function research.
user	He just.
assistant	Obama shut it down, right?
user	Yeah.
assistant	Obama shut down gain of function research.
user	Yeah.
assistant	And he was, like, wary of the implications of how.
user	100%. Cause he's fucking smart.
assistant	He's a smart guy.
user	You know, how bad do you miss him when you look at the president's we've had since.
assistant	I still do coke with him, so I don't miss him at all. I would like to coke with him and his wife.
user	Him and Bruce Springsteen.
assistant	Bruce is a depressing.
user	They have a bad podcast. I'd like to come in and spice it up.
assistant	A Bruce has a podcast.
user	Obama.
assistant	No, he does.
user	Terrible.
assistant	That is.
user	I should go on and show them how to do it. Like, stop.
assistant	Yeah.
user	Like, you know, they get, like, dance instructors that do, like.
assistant	Yeah.
user	Dancing with the stars.
assistant	Yes.
user	They think they're dancers.
assistant	Yes.
user	You know, the real dancers are gonna show you how to dance.
assistant	Yeah.
user	You and I, we should go show them how to fucking podcast. What the hell are those two talking nonsense?
assistant	Oh, God.
user	It's nonsense. It's all like, so. Like, it's so aware of what's so aware of, like, walking that line of acceptable narratives that nobody cares about it.
assistant	Right?
user	It doesn't. It doesn't work.
assistant	It's crazy.
user	It doesn't work. That's one thing about podcasts. The brilliant thing about it is because there's no real production, there's no real engineering, where a bunch of people, like, writing scripts and following them is that it's so raw that anything that's not like. That doesn't work. Whereas, like, mainstream news is so produced that if you had raw on mainstream news, people like, what the fuck kind of unprofessional shit is this?
assistant	Like, Bruce Springsteen's gotta turn around Obama during it and be like, so your wife's a man. Like, someone has to. Someone has to liven it up with fun stuff like that. Which isn't true, but it's a fun way.
user	It's a weird one that they kick off you and on one, you know.
assistant	They believe that they do believe that they're hardcore people that are with you on the vax, but then want you to go much further.
user	Oh, yeah. They're like, listen, world's flat. Yeah.
assistant	They. Cause they don't stop at the vax. They go much further.
user	Why would you. They go, hollow earth.
assistant	They go, hollow earth. They go, the world is flat.
user	Reptile people. Yeah.
assistant	The Jews are in the cupboard. Depopulation.
user	Who knows what's real and what's not real?
assistant	Right?
user	You go down a list of all the things that Alex Jones predicted, right? He didn't get a lot of them wrong.
assistant	Well, he did it, but he did get a few of them wronged up. That Sandy one rhymes with Mandy Moore. And that's a real. That was a rough.
user	The problem on, if that one didn't. Let's. Let's pretend that he never fucked that up because he was going through a rough time in his life. He was going through a rough time drinking like crazy. He had essentially a psychotic.
assistant	Yikes.
user	I mean, he's really open about.
assistant	But my uncle went through a rough time. He just played golf through it. Like, sometimes. Sometimes you did. That's a great point. But sometimes you just got to go through the rough time without accusing kids of faking their death.
user	Well, he wasn't accusing the kids of doing it.
assistant	He was accusing the parents. Whatever.
user	He fucked up.
assistant	He's a good man.
user	The point is, if he didn't, if you just remove that and then you look at all the things that he.
assistant	Predicted that are right about a lot.
user	Of them, you gotta look at a guy like, people are like, why would you talk to a guy like that?
assistant	Yeah.
user	Because first of all, I've known him for more than 20 years. He's my friend. He is a very nice guy.
assistant	Right?
user	He absolutely fucked up. But he'll tell you that he fucked up and people fuck up. And I think you gotta be allowed.
assistant	To direct the people to do the horrible things.
user	No, but the fuck, these are just crazy.
assistant	His fans are crazy. Some of his fans are what they call. They're a little off.
user	I got news for you, pal. Some of yours are off, too. Mine as well.
assistant	Know it.
user	Yeah, I know it. No avoiding that. But the idea that you're responsible for the off people that listen to you and want to start screaming at Meghan McCain, stop fucking your dead dad.
assistant	Well, that I tell him to do. I organize that. I have rallies.
user	You know what I'm saying? For sure, people are crazy.

assistant

You've been very good to me. Loving me is like golfing with Candace Owens and going, I love blacks, so.

user

I love everybody, man. I have no ill will towards any individual group. Right. Individual people, yeah, of course. And silly people.

assistant

How weird is that? The comedy's gotten weird. Like, now at the comedy store, you have all these guys that have talked shit about you, right? Now, obviously, many of them are feeble and diabetic and dying, so it's not like they present a physical threat. I mean, many of them are not.

user

Well.

assistant

But if you were like, is it weird now with this community the way it is that's so splintered?

user

Well, I don't know who's talking shit about me and the ones that do, if that is real. I left. I brought a lot of the people here, and it's better here.

assistant

Right.

user

And I think there's a lot of fomo going on, for sure. But then there's also a lot of people that are trying to establish this new position on the food chain, which is one of the ways that you and I became friends. Cause I read the thing you wrote about Louie, right? And I'm like, he fucking nailed it. Cause that's exactly what it is. Mediocre talents that are looking to attack Louie, who is at the time and still is one of the best comics that's ever lived.

assistant

One of the most brilliant comic minds that have ever lived.

user

And so when they were attacking him, they weren't just attacking him because they thought that what he did was wrong. They were doing it because they wanted to establish that. They wanted to stomp him down, because.

assistant

He was, they didn't even know what he did. You know, like, there was just this idea, this very kind of vague, general idea of what, what had been out there and things like that.

user

Cowardice in comedy. Yeah, there's a lot of cowards, and there's a lot of people that take, they take some chances, but then they fucking think about them, and they panic, and then they go back and they'll try to attack someone because they think it makes them feel like they're more protected, because offensive. Like, it's, it's, it's a wild time, man.

assistant

Does it really make sense that the same company who controls half of online retail also passively eavesdrops on all your private conversations at home? What about the idea that a single company controls 90% of Internet searches, runs your email service, and gets to track everything you do in your smartphone? Big tech is more powerful than most countries are, and they profit by exploiting your personal data. It's time to put a layer of protection between your online activity and these tech juggernauts. And that's why I use express VPN. Think about how much of your life is on the Internet. Sadly, every site you visit, video you watch, message you send, gets tracked in data mine. But when you run ExpressVPN on your device, the software hides your current ip address, something big tech can use to potentially identify you. So Express VPN makes your activity harder to trace and sell to advertisers. ExpressVPN also encrypts 100% of your Internet data to keep you safe from hackers and eavesdroppers on your network. ExpressVPN does all this without slowing your connection. That's why it's rated number one VPN service by Mashable Techradar. What I like most about ExpressVPN is how easy it is to use. Download the app on your phone or computer. Tap one button and you're protected. It stop handing over your personal data to big tech monopolies that mine your activity and sell your information. Protect yourself with the VPN I trust to keep me safe online. Visit expressvpn.com Tim Dillon that's exp ressv pn.com Tim Dillon to get three extra months free. Expressvpn.com Tim Dillon right now to learn more. You're going to want the privacy. You're going to want the privacy. You're going to want it.

user

You're going to need it.

assistant

ExpressVPn privacy it's a private thing. Your life is private when you use this shit. The NFL playoffs are here in DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL, is kicking things off with a huge offer. Counting down to Super Bowl 56, new customers can get 56 to one odds on any wild card team to win their game. Bet just $5 and win 280 in free bets if your team is victorious. If sportsbook isn't available in your state yet, you still have something to play for this wild card weekend, everyone can play for huge cast prizes with draft Kings daily fantasy football contest. Draft Kings is giving all new customers a free shot at millions of dollars in total prizes with their first deposit. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now. Use promo code Tim Dillon and get 56 to one odds on any NFL team. Bet just dollar five and win 280 in free bets if your team wins. That's promo code Tim Dillon this wild card weekend at DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL and a supporter of the Tim Dillon show, must be 21 or older. New Jersey, Indiana or Pennsylvania only. New customers only. Minimum $5 deposit and $1 wager required. One per customer. Restrictions apply. See draftkings.com sportsbook for details. Gambling problem?

user

Call 1800 Gambler social media has flamed up everybody's mental illness. Like anybody who had a little bit of mental illness, they just fucking threw buckets of lighter fluid on that shit.

assistant

Would you have Fauci on the show?

user

100%.

assistant

Wow.

user

100%.

assistant

You don't think he'd come on though, right?

user

I don't think he'd come on, but if he did, I would request a real podcast. Like, you can't come on for 20 minutes. Like we're gonna talk for a few hours.

assistant

What if he came here, sat down, got high, and was the greatest guest you've ever? What if he just admitted it? What if he's like, joe, we're making money about AIDS. Yeah, he was. We're making money. We made money off AIDS. We made money off this.

user

I've got. I'm coming clean. I'm 80. What the fuck?

assistant

He goes, who gives a fuck? You jab him up, a couple of them fall down in a Walmart.

user

You are entirely correct, Tim. That is exactly what I've been doing my entire career.

assistant

It's a. He's in. Let me tell you about repurposing HIV drugs.

user

This was how we started the scam.

assistant

Gain of function research.

user

He just.

assistant

Obama shut it down, right?

user

Yeah.

assistant

Obama shut down gain of function research.

user

Yeah.

assistant

And he was, like, wary of the implications of how.

user

100%. Cause he's fucking smart.

assistant

He's a smart guy.

user

You know, how bad do you miss him when you look at the president's we've had since.

assistant

I still do coke with him, so I don't miss him at all. I would like to coke with him and his wife.

user

Him and Bruce Springsteen.

assistant

Bruce is a depressing.

user

They have a bad podcast. I'd like to come in and spice it up.

assistant

A Bruce has a podcast.

user

Obama.

assistant

No, he does.

user

Terrible.

assistant

That is.

user

I should go on and show them how to do it. Like, stop.

assistant

Yeah.

user

Like, you know, they get, like, dance instructors that do, like.

assistant

Yeah.

user

Dancing with the stars.

assistant

Yes.

user

They think they're dancers.

assistant

Yes.

user

You know, the real dancers are gonna show you how to dance.

assistant

Yeah.

user

You and I, we should go show them how to fucking podcast. What the hell are those two talking nonsense?

assistant

Oh, God.

user

It's nonsense. It's all like, so. Like, it's so aware of what's so aware of, like, walking that line of acceptable narratives that nobody cares about it.

assistant

Right?

user

It doesn't. It doesn't work.

assistant

It's crazy.

user

It doesn't work. That's one thing about podcasts. The brilliant thing about it is because there's no real production, there's no real engineering, where a bunch of people, like, writing scripts and following them is that it's so raw that anything that's not like. That doesn't work. Whereas, like, mainstream news is so produced that if you had raw on mainstream news, people like, what the fuck kind of unprofessional shit is this?

assistant

Like, Bruce Springsteen's gotta turn around Obama during it and be like, so your wife's a man. Like, someone has to. Someone has to liven it up with fun stuff like that. Which isn't true, but it's a fun way.

user

It's a weird one that they kick off you and on one, you know.

assistant

They believe that they do believe that they're hardcore people that are with you on the vax, but then want you to go much further.

user

Oh, yeah. They're like, listen, world's flat. Yeah.

assistant

They. Cause they don't stop at the vax. They go much further.

user

Why would you. They go, hollow earth.

assistant

They go, hollow earth. They go, the world is flat.

user

Reptile people. Yeah.

assistant

The Jews are in the cupboard. Depopulation.

user

Who knows what's real and what's not real?

assistant

Right?

user

You go down a list of all the things that Alex Jones predicted, right? He didn't get a lot of them wrong.

assistant

Well, he did it, but he did get a few of them wronged up. That Sandy one rhymes with Mandy Moore. And that's a real. That was a rough.

user

The problem on, if that one didn't. Let's. Let's pretend that he never fucked that up because he was going through a rough time in his life. He was going through a rough time drinking like crazy. He had essentially a psychotic.

assistant

Yikes.

user

I mean, he's really open about.

assistant

But my uncle went through a rough time. He just played golf through it. Like, sometimes. Sometimes you did. That's a great point. But sometimes you just got to go through the rough time without accusing kids of faking their death.

user

Well, he wasn't accusing the kids of doing it.

assistant

He was accusing the parents. Whatever.

user

He fucked up.

assistant

He's a good man.

user

The point is, if he didn't, if you just remove that and then you look at all the things that he.

assistant

Predicted that are right about a lot.

user

Of them, you gotta look at a guy like, people are like, why would you talk to a guy like that?

assistant

Yeah.

user

Because first of all, I've known him for more than 20 years. He's my friend. He is a very nice guy.

assistant

Right?

user

He absolutely fucked up. But he'll tell you that he fucked up and people fuck up. And I think you gotta be allowed.

assistant

To direct the people to do the horrible things.

user

No, but the fuck, these are just crazy.

assistant

His fans are crazy. Some of his fans are what they call. They're a little off.

user

I got news for you, pal. Some of yours are off, too. Mine as well.

assistant

Know it.

user

Yeah, I know it. No avoiding that. But the idea that you're responsible for the off people that listen to you and want to start screaming at Meghan McCain, stop fucking your dead dad.

assistant

Well, that I tell him to do. I organize that. I have rallies.

user

You know what I'm saying? For sure, people are crazy.