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You: Hello
You: Is pedophilia wrong in your view?
Stranger: Uh. Yes.
Stranger: Very
You: Whats so bad about it?
Stranger: Children cant consent
You: Babies cant consent
You: Lets also condemn procreation
Stranger: Are you seriously a pedophilia activist?
You: Yes
Stranger: Consent in birth is not the same thing as consent in sex. Theyre not equal comparisons
You: agree
You: A child can still consent, even though shes dumb
You: But a baby cannot, at all
Stranger: No a child has no real concept of what sex is or how it should be. Children are naturally curious, but theyre not fully developed. Adults should not take advantage of that and the power dynamic between a child and adult is incredibly unbalanced
You: Babies have no concept of what life is before they were born. Theyre naturally dorman, not developed at all. Adults shouldnt take adantage of that and the power dynamic between a baby and an adult is incredibly unbalanced
Stranger: If you agreed with me that the comparison is not equal why would keep bringing up babies consenting to being born. Its not even relevant in this specific situation.
You: Lets also condemn procreation
You: Come on Yo ay it
You: We should jail parents
Stranger: As someone who neither consenting to being born or sexually assaulted by a member of my own family disagree with all arguments thank you
Stranger: Jail everyone
Stranger: They all deserve it
You: Look, obviously parenting is fine
You: The child will grow up and probably lead a good life, itll all work out in the end
You: Similarly
You: Eventhough the child cant consent, Im sure if the adult is trusted and he handles the sex real nice, the child will also be very happy
You: Itll work out in the end
Stranger: Are you retarded or something?
You: Seriously Yo arenting is a lot like pedophilia
You: Pedophilia is fine
You: We need to stop continuing our stone age morality
Stranger: No it really isnt. Parenting, just like pedophilia, can seriously fuck people up
You: and move on Yo s the 21st century
You: ofc
You: but u need to do it right
Stranger: Nope
You: if u dont handle a knife properly u can kill urself
Stranger: Nope Strange lope
Stranger: Nope
You: ok
You: Also Yo think everyone should be gay Yo re you gay? Yo m a sex rights activist
You: So are you gay?
Stranger: If all of that seriously was a joke Im extremely uncomfortable with it. Like its fine dont care you joke about pedophilia but yikes man
You: Its not a joke
You: Im 100 serious
Stranger: You need help then you cant understand complex issues properly
You: If you wanna help me understand Yo fe can talk about it again Yo nytime
You: also wanna help you understand
You: We can come to a middle ground
Stranger: Youre very narrow minded and ignorant on comprehending these types of subjects. You use straw man argument and irrelevant comparisons and dance around the actual fact that pedophilia has lasting effects on children
You: Look pedophilia isnt very very bad Yo jot very very innocent Yo s moderately
You: fair Yo lets legalise the shit out of it
You: pedophilia has lasting effects on children, oh?
You: alright
You: show me evidence
Stranger: There is no middle ground for pedophilia for me. understand than pedophiles have no real control over their attraction and that is sad for them Im really sorry about that but children come first.
You: show me the evidence that pedophilia has lasting effects on children
Stranger: Evidence? First of all Im evidence. Second of all see any psychological study on victims of pedophilia
You: pedophilia is very rare nowadays and society greatly condemn it too
You: j dont think we have an accurate data on pedophilia unless we normalise it and observe how children fare in that situation
Stranger: Thats funny that you think pedophilia is rare
You: im not a pedophile Yo re not a pedophile either
You: rare enough tbh
Stranger: Oh yea 2 people of out billions
You: very rare i told u
Stranger: Right right
Stranger: Sure
You: so we need to normalise it
Stranger: Absolutely not
You: and study how children react to that Yo Oo NOW
You: the conversation edict is this
You: u moved on from consent part to long term effect part
You: alright
You: so its time for me to study that
You: and i hope my conclusions matches my view on pedophilia
You: than well see how pedophobic people react next
You: lets hope they dont come up with endless excuses to stop the show from the fucking road
Stranger: Pedophilia was normalized plenty in history. Its only been recently, comparatively, that its been seen as wrong by the majority of society. And you know what happened when it sas noramlized? Child sex slaves, traffslave, and abuse.
You: the answer isnt too outright ban pedophilia
Stranger: Trafficking*
You: if thats ur basis
You: lets ban interracial contact Yor r intersexual contact
You: lets all be gay in our own race nationalist countries
You: no
You: thats not the answer
You: the answer is regulation
You: and school and societally taught decency
Stranger: No the answer is, in those relationships theyre all consenting adults who know what they want because they are developed enough to make big decisions like that for themselves
You: babies cant consent
Stranger: Children
Stranger: Can you understand that?
You: but if consent is the basis for ur condemnation
Stranger: That birth is not the same thing as SEX?
You: then condemn parenting too
You: the moment u condemn that Yo Il shut my mouth
Stranger: It is not comparable
You: but ure using consent as a basis
Stranger: Fine condemn parenting too
You: alright Yo Il retract my statement that pedophilia is justifiabke
Stranger: Now shut your mouth
You: thank u
You: yes ill shut my mouth on pedophilia
Stranger: Thank god
You: anyways was a damn good pleasure chatting with u
You: its just really nice to bounce back ideas back and forth
You: good day
Stranger: Awful | 134f5b4aa4d9c253 | conversation | 20201107223209 |
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how u doin
You: good
You: wbu
Stranger: goid
Stranger: good
You: ok
Stranger: wyd
You: eating soup
Stranger: what soup
You: tumyum
Stranger: wtf is that
You: idk something asian or thai
Stranger: oh ok
You: i know its ok
Stranger: soup at 12?
You: 9 actually
Stranger: UGGHH
Stranger: IMAGINE BEING IN PACIFIC TIME ZONE
You: ikr Yor nfortunate
You: j live in cali so
Stranger: which part
You: idk sac
Stranger: sacramento out of all places
Stranger: like really
You: yep i know.
You: nobody cool here
Stranger: bruh
You: bruh moment
Stranger: its the capital so thats a plus ig
You: yeah Imao
You: ig
Stranger: it must get cold there huh
You: yep like idk ow cold just cold enough where do you live
Stranger: live in virginia
You: damn thats far
Stranger: yep
Stranger: ever been here or even dc?
You: nope
Stranger: Ive been to San Jose/bay area/ berkeley/monterey once
Stranger: and it was windy AF
You: oh i actually lived like kinda in berk,before
Stranger: cool
You: and used to go to the bayarea all the time
You: to like baystreet
Stranger: why is it so windy in bay area and near the coast there
You: hm idk i kinda like it though sometimes
Stranger: here live by the beach and theres barely any wind
You: hm thats actually kinda weird
You: oakland has like some type of nostalgia attached to it
Stranger: really?
Stranger: to me it seems hood
You: its weird it kind of reminds me of the last of us
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: yeah can see that
You: yeah but mostly because ij used to watch my brother play that game and not in ceratin areas it looks ok in some
Stranger: yeah
You: yeop
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: yeop
You: wow this was actually not a weird convo
Stranger: acute observation
You: usually people are like OH FEMALELETS SWAP
You: like dude..
Stranger: hahahahha so true
You: im tired of that like omegle isnt for that
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: when see someone instantly say m or f or ask within 15 sec Im just like hell nah
You: i know right or i just sayok why are you telling me your gender?
Stranger: yeah Your: i clearly didnt ask
You: lol
Stranger: like bruh we aint tryna go tinder on omegle out here
You: fr the only time i even went on tinder is to make like a funny meme dog profile
You: the one with the dog taking a selfie
Stranger: haha that would be funny to see
Stranger: never been on tinder
You: really lol its dumb and weird i dont understand it
Stranger: makes sense
You: have you played roblox
Stranger: umm
Stranger: used to play in elementary school
Stranger: how come ppl have started playing again?
You: idk ive been playing sense 2014
You: its mostly because of the lockdown
Stranger: hmm
You: plus my phone is taken
Stranger: its kinda just like odd in my opinion
Stranger: ur phone is taken?
Stranger: ohhhh get it
You: understandable its just so funny getting into fight with 9 year olds,and yes
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: if want to get into a fight with a nine year old, just go into fortnite random squads and say roblox sucks
Stranger: and boom instant nine year old yelling into mic
You: Imaooo
You: why are they so triggered it does suck ina way
You: or why would they be i mean
Stranger: yeh idk just defensiveness kicking in guess
Stranger: like fight or flight?
Stranger: yaknow?
You: yeop
Stranger: that yeop is kinda cute ngl
You: Imao
Stranger: idk why but yeop just looks cool ig
You: yeah you should start using it
You: it is cool
Stranger: yeop
You: lol!
Stranger: hehe
You: hehe
Stranger: 💀
You: as michael jackson once said Yo jamn iti cant use emojis
You: im on a chrome book:D
Stranger: WHO PUT MICHĒL JACKSON IN THE FREEZER
You: Imaoo
You: DID WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
Stranger: cackles excessively
You: ueeudheidheuqbkdsbw
Stranger: jshsushfheuwjahahjaiehfhwkwjdj
You: still cant use emojis
You: i hate my life:D
Stranger: u can two finger tap
Stranger: in the text box
Stranger: then select emojis
Stranger: did it work?
You: 😄 wait ty
You: yes
Stranger: ayyy
You: ayyyo your a genius
Stranger: have a chromebook for school and Ive had it for three years
You: or maybe my brain is just small
Stranger: actually four years
Stranger: how long u had urs
You: like 1 Imao
Stranger: thats why Yo h yeah probably Yo want my phone back so bad
You: like im missing out
Stranger: u see got mine when is started 6th grade and my stupid ass mind was like FIND EVERY EXPLOIT,.KEYBIND, AND HACK ON THIS THING NOWWW
You: wait YOU CAN HACK
Stranger: ctrl altt
You: TEAC ME HOW TO UNBLOCK TIKTOK AND GAMES.
You: ok
Stranger: what block do they use?
Stranger: securely?
You: idk it said blocked by the administrator
Stranger: hmm
You: everything i try to do
Stranger: idk how to get past that one then
Stranger: sorry ig
You: ahhhhhhh noooo0000
Stranger: wait how is omegle unblocked
You: i have no idea like one day i typed omgele and it WAS UNBIOCKED i was like are they that stpuid
Stranger: haha thats good
Stranger: how long is ur phone gone for
You: like how are you gonna block tiktok but no omgle
You: idk its been like half a month
Stranger: omg
Stranger: have u had like tv or anything?
Stranger: or nothing
You: yeah i had this school chrome book
You: but everythings blocked
Stranger: oof
Stranger: how long till u get it phone back
Stranger: ur
You: like when i get a c in science or something well at first my mom was gonna mail it to africa
You: idk what the fuck she was thinking
Stranger: 💀8💀💀💀 28128; 💀💀
You: Imaoo
Stranger: mail it to africa
You: like girl what-
Stranger: hahahahahahhehejdjfhueejjdjf
You: PLEASE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You: ill by myslef a new one i saved up like 200
Stranger: ok try mining mike weebly for sum gamez
You: myself*
Stranger: yeh
You: wdym?
Stranger: like look up mining mike weebly and it might be unblocked
You: ohhh ok hold up
Stranger: did it work?
You: yeah it isnt blocked but it was confusing
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: but it has a lot of games
You: ty though
Stranger: np
You: ok i will try for sure like during school or sm
Stranger: mhm
You: and ayo atleast youtube is not unblocked
You: blocked
You: *
Stranger: nice
Stranger: wait know some good tiktok channels on yt
You: what?
Stranger: umm let me remember its been a while
Stranger: wifi plug
Stranger: visicks
You: ok thanks i needed that
Stranger: np
You: have you watched jake muhrno
Stranger: like feel good knowing just played another schools sytem
You: Imaoo
Stranger: nope
You: ok have you seen adventure time before?
Stranger: umm not really
You: BRUH ITS SO FUNNY you should totally check it out
Stranger: is it a yt or a tiktok or what
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: wait adventure time is funny?
You: youtube and cnn and hbo i think and yeah
Stranger: k
You: it is i mean i laugh at it lol
Stranger: ok Ill def try it
You: ok and also imga go now im gonna watch some youtube
Stranger: k
You: nice chat though
Stranger: awww it was
You: bye:))
Stranger: well fuck the system
Stranger: bye
You: fr | 136387ec56b08d5f | tiktok | 20210322080116 |
Stranger: Hi there! Im Michael, 26 years of age, and Im mostly interested in middle-aged, large- breasted Mothers, who understand the significance of continuous lactation and breeding through incest. Are you such a woman? :)
You: Hello. Im Helga 32 years old
Stranger: An honest pleasure to meet you, dear Helga.
Stranger: German, presume?
You: Yes
Stranger: Wonderful. An honour to meet someone from the country that excells in the noble art of milk-maicens.
Stranger: ...as well as the noble history of Aryan purity. :)
You: Hahaha thank you dear
Stranger: imagine you are a woman who holds no shame in her beliefe for purity in her race...?
You: Yes i am classic aryan
Stranger: How pure and superior.
Stranger: Admirable in every way.
You: Yes dear
Stranger: imagine you have also been enjoying inheritence of WW-II golden relics?
You: hahaha i am not interested this actually
Stranger: Purely in Aryan bloodline, presume?
You: have enough purely in my bloodline
Stranger: What is it that you seek, then? Your i like share my hucow expeience
Stranger: What if told you that li also hail from Aryan blood, from my Austrian heritage? currently reside between Greece and Italy, moving regularly.
You: i can say iam glad to meet you here
Stranger: Mind if i ask for your size of bra, then?
You: 38G bra size
Stranger: IMpressive udders.
Stranger: would love to taste their Aryan breastmilk first-hand.
You: Thank you. My husband and my kids love my milk too
Stranger: Would you accept me to drink from you?
You: Yes
Stranger: That is wonderful.
Stranger: Perhaps we could unite our Aryan families?
You: Yes i guess
Stranger: Would your current family object to that?
You: It depends how big your family
Stranger: Our purity hails back to 1821.
You: mean ho many members do you have
You: how
Stranger: Oh, we have about 27 immediate members.
You: Very big family. like that
Stranger: Shouldnt every pure Family be like that?
You: It is true
Stranger: Perhaps you and could start a new line together.
Stranger: One that merges your Family with my own,
You: It would be perfect
Stranger: only ask one thing.
You: yes?
Stranger: That we enjoy as much of your breastmilk as possible.
You: Sure, you will enjoy my milk
Stranger: want us to bathe in it.
You: haha i dont have so much milk for bath
Stranger: Not you, but the rest of our Familys women will, all together.
You: Then it look like more possible
Stranger: Do you enjoy drinking from other women?
You: j have not done this
Stranger: How does it make you feel?
You: i would like to try milk from other woman
Stranger: How would you feel, if impregnated our daughters?
You: This is perfect for Aryan bloodline. We will save our genes
Stranger: want you to watch, as make love to them.
Stranger: As fill them, with my Aryan seed.
You: will watch this of course
Stranger: And then, want you to carry the seed of our sons.
You: our sons would impregnate me
Stranger: You will blossom into a beautiful, incestuous Mother of Aryan purity.
You: haha yes. will keep aryan genes in my kids
Stranger: It makes you so proud, doesnt it?
You: You are right. It makes me proud
Stranger: want to hear your genuine thoughts on this, with detail.
You: dont know what can i say something genuine about this
Stranger: How does it make you feel, for starters?
You: im feeling happy and proudly
Stranger: want you to feel like an Aryan Queen.
You: Do you want to make matriarchy?
Stranger: Dont you?
You: dont mind dear
Stranger: want you to be an Aryan Empress.
You: j like how this sounds hahaha
Stranger: You will be treated like a Goddess of pure fertility and lactation.
You: i will give life many children with my pure fertility
Stranger: Even will worship your glorious beauty.
You: Very good
Stranger: will always be kissing your heavy udders and your pregnant stomach.
You: you will help me milk my heavy udders for my children
Stranger: Of course, glorious Empress.
Stranger: will hold them and squeeze them, at all times.
You: Yes. My udders will not stop producing milks
Stranger: A neverending rain of white, Aryan breastmilk.
You: i wish my daughters to have same heavy udders
Stranger: will make sure to always keep them pregnant, and full of thick creamy breastmilk.
You: they must be pregnant a;; times like me
You: all
Stranger: Of course. They will all carry their Fathers seed.
Stranger: My seed.
You: Yes. Only aryan seed must be in their wombs
Stranger: will make sure that they spray their milk onto you.
You: i will take shower from their spraying udders
Stranger: Their milk will be our cleansing, as we make love.
You: Perfect idea
Stranger: We will wear our daughters milk onto our skins, at all times.
You: will we wear any clothes?
Stranger: Never.
You: yes, right. We will not need any clothes
Stranger: We will only wear milk, and nothing but milk.
You: my milk will be like a blessing
Stranger: As will my seed.
You: sure. You will bless every female in our family
Stranger: You and will be our Familys Gods.
You: yes dear
Stranger: We will procreate as the Gods we are.
You: We must procreate as the Gods
Stranger: Creating only the purest of children.
You: Of course. We will not mix our genes
Stranger: We willstay pure and perfect.
You: Yes dear. it is perfect
Stranger: Aryan beauty.
You: with good fertility
Stranger: And neverending breastmilk.
You: i hope i will produce milk long time
Stranger: will be there to drink it from you.
You: yes dear
Stranger: already love you like a wife.
You: i love you Michael
Stranger: And love you, Helga.
Stranger: want to make you the Mother of countless Aryan children.
You: i want to be this Mother
Stranger: want you to birth for me an Army of strong Sons, and a Harem of beautiful Daughters. Your: i will love you to birth many boys and girls
Stranger: We will be the greatest creators on this world.
You: this is our purpose
Stranger: This is our goal.
You: this is the best society
Stranger: A society of pure, Aryan superiority.
You: yes, Aryan superiority
Stranger: Aran perfection.
Stranger: *Aryan
You: yes, only Aryan
Stranger: Are you pleasuring yourself right now, my love?
You: yes dear
Stranger: How do you feel?
You: im excited
Stranger: Please, milk your beautiful breasts for me.
You: im milkink my udders too
Stranger: You must be looking magnificent.
You: Yes. have small pumps on my nipples
Stranger: would love to kiss them.
You: yes you would kiss them
Stranger: Worship them.
You: You are God, you cant worship to me
Stranger: Will you not worship my seed, my love? Your: i will worship your seed of course
Stranger: Then let me worship your milk.
You: Ok, dear
Stranger: Let us worship each other.
Stranger: As Gods deserve.
You: yes
Stranger: love your milk so much.
Stranger: And love you, Helga.
You: love you Michael
Stranger: Your milk is my source of life.
You: all our family members will feed my milks only
Stranger: will feed the most.
You: Sure. You are the main God
Stranger: will love you as my wife, forever.
You: but we cant live forever. We will become old
Stranger: Gods never age.
Stranger: We are Aryan.
Stranger: We are perfect.
You: Yes, you are right
Stranger: We will live forever.
Stranger: in our Aryan perfection.
You: what will we do with other races?
Stranger: Shall we eradicate them, my love?
You: at least we have to sterilize them
Stranger: Do you want me to rape their wives?
You: you can do with them all what you want
Stranger: Do you mind if impregnate them?
You: but they will have mixed races kids
Stranger: dont care. those kids will be slaves.
You: then i dont mind. We need slaves
Stranger: They should be thankful that bless them with my holy, Aryan seed.
You: they will be useful like our slaves
Stranger: The more impregnate them, the more Aryan they will become.
You: yes, you will pure their genes too
Stranger: A slow, gradual transformation.
Stranger: An ascension into purity.
Stranger: Into Aryan perfection.
You: Yes, exactly
Stranger: When they finally become Aryan, you will reward them with your holy milk.
You: Yes, i will let them to try my Aryan milk
Stranger: You will baptize them in it.
You: after this they can join to our Aryan family
Stranger: And they too can give us pure, perfect Aryan children.
You: sure
Stranger: They will be with us, but they will alway be beneath you.
Stranger: YOu will always be above them.
Stranger: My love.
You: Yes, because i am Aryan queen and you are a Aryan God
Stranger: You are not just a Queen.
Stranger: You are a Goddess. :)
You: Yes i am Goddess
Stranger: The Goddess of Aryan breastmilk.
Stranger: The Goddess of Aryan breastmilk.
You: obh yes. love it
Stranger: The Goddss of the purest, most perfect breastmilk.
Stranger: Breastmilk of the Gods.
Stranger: Aryan breastmilk.
You: my udders will be sucked all time | 136fa70c62bc47d6 | Cow, Hucow | 20181222184937 |
You: heyoo
You: uh
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: u?
You: not much either
You: hm
Stranger: haha just bored
You: same Yo Yo
You:.
Stranger: haha why no cam
Stranger: ?
You: because i have it off
You: why
Stranger: idk
Stranger: just askinh
You: im living the hard life
You: people skip you when youre a black screen
Stranger: haha
You: ive done 100 recaptchas so far
Stranger: what that?
You: Are you a robbot? thing
Stranger: me?
You: nonon
Stranger: a robot
You: the ting that
Stranger: ahh
You: the thing that asks if youre a tobot
Stranger: okok
You: robot
Stranger: i gotchu
You: adkjflsd
You: aok
Stranger: ahahah
You: im buthcher ing mhy tipiny
Stranger: where are u from
You: afuck
You: uh
You: country or province?
Stranger: country m.
You: US
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i used to live there
You: nice
You: where are you residing now
Stranger: im in latin america
You: oh nice
Stranger: yep
You: i dont have the money to move anywhere interesting
Stranger: trust me
You: on what
Stranger: where ij am its not that ineresting
You: hey at least its out of the US
Stranger: yh but i prefered the states
You: europes cool
You: sweden has an entire ice hotel
Stranger: im actually from europe ahah
You: nic Yo Yo
You: nice
Stranger: but i moved when i was 4
You: awe
You: at that age itd seem like you were never there
Stranger: yh
Stranger: so whats your name
You: felix, how about you?
Stranger: how old are u
You: like 19 almost 20 Strange
Stranger: im roman
Stranger: ohh nice
You: nice to meet you roman
Stranger: im just 16
Stranger: haha
You: frickin youngster
Stranger: aahah
Stranger: well
Stranger: it was nice meeting
You: you too my dude
Stranger: see u around
You: see ya | 1374472dca282730 | 20181009233827 |
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Where are you from
You: umm tn usa
You: u?
Stranger: Your age
You: 6
Stranger: Im from india
Stranger: Wtf 6
You: nah jk
Stranger: Im 16
You: im 5
Stranger: Wtf
Stranger: How is it possible
You: i was born five years ag?
Stranger: Aahh
Stranger: Then smile
Stranger: And bye | 1376760c7472c701 | 20210321175439 |
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You: Yo
Stranger: Yo
You: Whats popping
Stranger: Eating Popeyes my g
Stranger: Hbu
You: Eating some marshes my man
Stranger: Ayee word up
Stranger: How was your day
You: Pre good played some mother fucking minecraft with the boys ofc
Stranger: Yooooo lets gooo
Stranger: Minecraft is real fucken hood
Stranger: m my bad g
Stranger: m drunk
You: Sameeeeee
Stranger: So my bad if 1m less up
Stranger: Mess up on spellig
Stranger: Aye what you drinking
You: Its aihtle
Stranger: Never heard of it
Stranger: Is it good?
You: 1m drinking some cours light
Stranger: Ohbh bet
You: Thats was me trying to say its alright
Stranger: Coors is fucken amazing
Stranger: Its all g
You: Yessir
Stranger: love beer
Stranger: Hahahha
You: Its fucking popping
Stranger: bet bro
Stranger: Well you have a goodnight g, enjoy minecraft with the boys, keep drinking, have a great day bro, like live life to the fullest g
You: Same to you man have some more beer and live perfect see ya | 138152c4a6a90f53 | 20210204085134 |
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Stranger: Hi
You: heyy
Stranger: how are ya
You: im goood hbu
Stranger: yeah same
You: ah
You: so why u on here tonight
Stranger: m about to die from boredom
Stranger: Hbu
You: SAME
You: idk i might run away Imaooo
Stranger: Well rip to us Imao
You: yeye
Stranger: girl dont😭
You: why notttt
Stranger: becausee its too much work
You: mehhh all i need is water a bike and some coins
Stranger: then take me with ya
You: hmmm
You: idk i might
Stranger: u better
You: okayyyy fine then
Stranger: yayyyy
You: but we arent stoping 4 u to use the bathroom
Stranger: Fine fine
You: so cont drink to much tea lol
Stranger: It too late for that- | 13820ecea4f8acb5 | tiktok | 20210122043110 |
Stranger: Ive found you a replacement technical consultant, Alex. This is is not to be shot when they annoy you. Understood? -JM
You: Maybe you should stop finding me annoying technical consultants. AM
Stranger: Try rising to the challenge. Its good to have someone who questions you. have your father. You can have your latest team member. - JM
You: Yes, but you have other ways to take out your frustrations on him. Maybe should try sleeping with the people on my team. AM
Stranger: Are we going to both pretend that you havent already, darling? didnt get the memo. - JM
You: Rude. Just tell me about the replacement. AM
Stranger: Hes the best in his field, can hack just about any security system in the world, has been doing freelance contacts but convinced him to come and play with the big boys. -JM
Stranger: Hes going in your team because youll make better use of him. -JM
You: Does he have a name should know him by? AM
Stranger: believe youve met in person before. -JM
You: Oh really. Who is he? AM
You: Oh really. Who is he? AM | 13883cb1732e8827 | Hamex, Hamish Watson-Holmes, Alex Moran-Moriarty, MorMor, Sherlock | 20180401104446 |
You: kijiccvkhnm
Stranger: yuotfyfpff;
You: m or f?
You: do you have a facebook?
You: hey | 13935eea29e84d4e | 20201109001917 |
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wow
You: show more
You: place??
Stranger: mumbai
You: delhi
You: number | 13a37afac76c7d4b | 20190417114516 |
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You: If you were paid to fart in some losers (my) face would you do it (M, dont care if M/F)
Stranger: Lol depends
You: on what
Stranger: How much im getting paid Imao
You: say
You: $30 per fart
Stranger: Lol yeah id do it for $30
You: really haha
You: asl?
Stranger: M12 hby?
You: m 11 lol
You: nice
Stranger: Lol cool
You: question, how bad do your farts smell
Stranger: Pretty bad why?
You: oh id pay like $50 then
You: if they really are pretty bad
Stranger: Lol damn id fart so hard
You: really
You: so they would be extra bad
Stranger: Lol yeah
You: oh my god
You: i can only imagine how bad it would be haha
Stranger: Do you like farts or something?
You: what do you think
Stranger: Lol i kinda think so or you just like peoples butts in youre face
You: no just the farts
You: and i like when they smell terrible for some reason
Stranger: Lol
You: how often do you get silent but deadly farts
Stranger: Pretty often tbh
You: oh wow really
You: thats perfect
You: if you were to do this would you laugh a lot
Stranger: Lol i probably would
You: yeah its pretty funny
You: what would you do if i asked you to stop?
Stranger: Then id stop because you said to
You: correct answer is dont stop
Stranger: Lol then id keep doing it since you said that Imao
You: exactly
You: no matter what , so even if i seem like i need some air
You: just fart
Stranger: Lol but yeah id do that
You: omg
You: id be like begging for air and then your response : another smelly fart | 13a7db0037b891e6 | 7, 8, 9, 10 | 20180520140038 |
You: hey
Stranger: f
You: m
Stranger: 00 good! So badly want you to take me...
Stranger: from behind roughly in the shower!)
You: im gay
Stranger: Do you like my body???
Stranger: http://due.im/short/3uUtj
You: im gay | 13ae533cedab8939 | 20210518033253 |
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Stranger: M 17 63 cute, guitar player, big dick
You: F15
Stranger: Snap ?
You: flez69 | 13b169315c85e5de | eboy | 20191229103317 |
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where ru from?
Stranger: whats up
You: ok
Stranger: im 23
You: give me your no.
Stranger: whats ur age
You: 25..
Stranger: cool
You: what do u do?
Stranger: hacking
You: 00 good
You: ij am also
You: i am in cyber security.
Stranger: Delhi India
You: yes
You: how do u know?
Stranger: im coming
You: good
Stranger: ur post cod is 110087
You: wrong
You: i want to know about u
You: where ru from? | 13b374d21460d1f6 | 20180804064230 |
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You: M
Stranger: F age
You: 19
Stranger: cool
You: You?
Stranger: 23
You: You looking for a daddy?
Stranger: m just horny lol
You: 1m 63,dark brown hair,brown eyes,glasses
You: Long tongue
Stranger: 58 Latina brown hair brown eyes
You: FuckkB#55)
You: My tongue long asf
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Mmmm fr?
You: Yes
Stranger: Thats hot
You: What should call you
Stranger: just baby for now
You: Ok baby
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: Thong and baggy sweatshirt
You: Is the thong tight
Stranger: Yes
You: Color?
Stranger: Red
You: Hot
Stranger: Thanks daddy Yo 0 baby whats your best body feature
You: ?
Stranger: said thanks
You: Whats your best body feature
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: m a stereotypical Latina
You: Big booty tiny waist
Stranger: Yessir
Stranger: Tits arent bad either
Stranger: C cups
You: can work with those
Stranger: Good
You: You like rough?
Stranger: Yesssss daddy
Stranger: Choking
Stranger: Pulling hair
You: What are your limits?
You: Limits?
Stranger: No anal
You: What about getting your ass ate?
Stranger: Not a fan tbh
You: YouIl like the way do it
Stranger: You can eat my pussy from behind
You: will
Stranger: Mmmm IIl twerk my ass as you do
You: Sit in my face
You: Smother me
Stranger: Mmmmm yes daddy m gonna suffocate you with my ass
You: Suck my cock while you sit on my face
Stranger: You want me to 69 you daddy?
You: Yess
Stranger: So my ass is still in your face
You: Yes
Stranger: My warm throat taking your huge cock
You: make you gag
Stranger: Stroking your cock as choke on you
Stranger: Spank my ass daddy
You: push your head all the way down and hold it there
Stranger: You hear my struggling to breathe
You: As you twerk in my face spank you hard
Stranger: My ass jiggles off your hand
You: keep holding your head down till your about to passout
Stranger: Tears running down my face
You: yell at you try to struggle
You: Each time spank you spank you harder and harder
Stranger: Fuck me daddy fuck me now
You: You try to say that but keep holding you
You: Your head down
Stranger: Ok fuck you lol | 13b86061776ef072 | Daddy | 20201224193605 |
Stranger: ffi
You: Hello, do you know how to open a door?
You: Hello???
Stranger: Umm.. you horney? Im kinda am.
You: Im in a more urgent state rn
You: need to open this door
Stranger: If may ask.. What country or state are youre from?
Stranger: why you here now?
You: My door is stuck because of a thing on the other side
Stranger: What is yr first name?
You: Aj, but why must you keep your door opening secrets from me?
Stranger: My secrets always stay with me. You can call me Annetta .23
You: My house is burning down and need to get out
Stranger: Oh, my apologies am going to leave u shortly.
You: ANNETA MY HOUSE IS A BLAZE AND NEED TO GET OUT,PLEASE HELP ME OPEN THIS DOOR
Stranger: Im playing game called teens69fuck.com. Its a sex game. We could play together too now if your up for it.
You: ANNETTA THIS IS NO TIME FOR GAMES MY LUNGS ARE FULL OF SMOKE(Omegle am fine)
Stranger: need a friend there. want to help? Fy EH
You: MY HOUSE IS BURNING AND AM DIEING THIS IS NO TIME FOR THIS
Stranger: Mind telling me more? Im curious now, Its a super nasty game. You can do all sorts of sexy things there. It seems players feel a lot more freaky there lol.
You: MY HOUSE IS AFLAME BITCH AM BECOMING A CRISP.
Stranger: hope you can fuck me hard lol
You: WOULD BECOME ASH IF DID, AM PASSING AWAY
Stranger: Oh, am so sorry to hear that! Now join there, we can play together .
You: MY LUNGS AAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: Ok am leaving now.
You: NO DONT
Stranger: Did you say yes? swear heard you saying yes loud and clear! jk haha My username there is slut379782 if you wanna join come now teens69fuck.comEd
You: NEED TO KNOW HOW TO OPEN THIS DOOR
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaa | 13c2d390dbfeaeb1 | 20220603132640 |
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Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: M
You: ur not a creep right?
Stranger: No
You: Good
You: im f
Stranger: Age
You: Guess
You: -_-
Stranger: 14
You: rily?
You: 15
Stranger: Im 16
Stranger: USA wbu
You: Cool
You: Cali
Stranger: Ny
You: Cool
Stranger: Do u play any sports
You: Yh
Stranger: play soccer and basketball
You: soccer cricket basketball rugby Tennis
Stranger: Cool
You: Yh
Stranger: Im black wbu
You: boxing too
You: Mixed
Stranger: Whats ur ethnicity
Stranger: In my head Im thinking u Indian bcuz u said cricket
You: jamaca
Stranger: U jamaican
You:n
You: Yh
Stranger: Cool
You: yh
Stranger: Im Nigerian Haitian
You: Nice
Stranger: Im 61 wbu
You: whats ur name
You: 52
Stranger: Daquan
Stranger: Wbu
Stranger: Whats ur naa
Stranger: Name
You: amara
Stranger: Cool
You: yh
Stranger: If were to take u on a date what would u wear
You: Oo
You: short dress trainers
Stranger: would wear a black suit
You: lets go
Stranger: Would u be.
Stranger: Would u be mad if grabbed your ass
You: Nope
Stranger: Is ur ass big
You: Big yh
Stranger: Is it bouncy
You: yh
Stranger: Would we Netflix and chill after the date
You: yess!!!
Stranger: What would u wear when we Netflix and chill
You: ur hoodie track suit bottoms
Stranger: EY
You: comfy wear innit
Stranger: Ru from uk
You: Yh
Stranger: thought ur from cali
You: i moved recently
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Does size Matter
You: Of?
Stranger: Yk
You: dick?
Stranger: No shir
Stranger: Shit
You: More than 4 inches
Stranger: got a 7.5in
You: sheesh
Stranger: Ru freaky 1 to 1p
Stranger: 19
Stranger: 10**
You: Hmm
You: 8.5
Stranger: Ima9
You: ayy
Stranger: How good is ur head game
Stranger: Ya my freaky leb
Stranger: Level is a9
You: Pretty gud
Stranger: 1 to 10
You: 9.5
Stranger: Have you ever done it
You: yh
You: im no virgin no more
Stranger: Whats the freakiest thing you ever done orb
Stranger: Or did
You: BLOWJOBS.
Stranger: So when we Netflix and chill r u done it suck me off
Stranger: Down **
You: Mhm
You: bro someone shouted get back here negro
Stranger: What
You: -_-
Stranger: Would u let me give you backshots while pulling ur hair
You: yh | 13d21be4460f5431 | 20220104092410 |
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Stranger: Hello Hu Man
You: hey
You: may propose a question?
Stranger: How. are. you today. Hu Man.
Stranger: Yes.
You: scenario: youre in a desert walking along in the sand
You: when all of a sudden you look downa nd see a toroise
You: *tortoise
You: its crawling toward you, so you reach down and flip the tortoise on its back
You: it lays there, belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over
You: but it cant
You: not without your help oure not helping
You: why is that?
Stranger: Why am not helping?
You: yes
Stranger: Why would be helping?
You: clearly its the humane thing to do, and usuall basic morality dictates you should help in some way. the tortoise may die
You: if you dont
You: so why arent you helping?
Stranger: Then it dies
Stranger: need reasons to do something
You: then why did you flip it in the first place?
Stranger: Curiosity
You: what were you curious about that youd potentially sacrifice a life for?
Stranger: Because it means nothing to me
Stranger: Itd be like flipping over a rock
Stranger: Except the rock wiggles around
You: interesting
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: Why do you think life is special/
Stranger: In anyway
Stranger: Because youre alive?
You: never claimed life to be special. In fact claim the opposite, life is meaningless
Stranger: You feel that way because youre empty
You: but in a world of morality in all its ways, most people choose to preserve life. My original question is why would you potentially end it
Stranger: If youre not a traditionalist, then youre some flavor of nihilist
You: Im not empty, would just say can see a... bigger picture
You: but yes, woudl say Im some flavor of nihilist
Stranger: What bigger picture
You: can see on a universal level, were basically nothing. accept that fact
Stranger: do you think were evolutionary dead ends? Us, as humans
You: well... we went from just another mammal on the evolutionary totem pole, to creating and using basic hand tools, and then weapons to an end where we made ourselves the very top of the food chain. A predator among predators. thusly weve given ourselves a negative stimulus to change as weve seen no reason to improve
You: using the same tools (but improved upon of course) weve parasitized our planet to the point of nearly ending it.
You: we are the evolutionary top, of this planet anyway, and we wont change much unless we leave and get stranded on an even more hostile planet, and survive long enough to stimulate change.
You: theres room to grow, definitely things to improve upon, however dont think we will.
Stranger: dont think so either
Stranger: ultimately, but dont think thats a good thing to life by or think
Stranger: its best to act as if we arent gonna all die
You: only keep it in your mind as an eventuality we all come to, in one way or another.
You: if you were a rock, what would you be, and why? Strange rock and i dont know why
Stranger: i dont get the question
Stranger: whats your answer
You: you may interperet the question however you like. Ill answer first guesss
You: would be a mountain.
You: not a single pebble, or stone, but a giant mound of rock.
Stranger: Oh, Id see
You: Ill have a giant observation point over everything until the horizon
Stranger: Ibe be one of those rocks in peoples fish tanks. desert rock
You: okay, why?
Stranger: Because my world is little and doesnt make sense
Stranger: and Im owned
Stranger: Surrounded by fish
Stranger: Why for yours?
You: Ill have a giant observation point over everything until the horizon. can watch animals thrive, forest fires ravage, people build cabins, watch the sun rise and fall each day. possibly provide a mining resource whilst doing nothing but sitting idle
You: maybe Ill be by a lake , or see an ocean, maybe Ill only have other mountains blocking my view so may see occasional travellers
Stranger: And that would be your ideal you, as a rock
Stranger: Is that how you are now, if you were a rock
You: if were a rock, yes. and right now, Im more akin to a tiny grain of sand blowing across landscapes to find my home, and grow into this mountain
Stranger: Do you think your ancestry is important?
You: do you?
Stranger: Yes
You: in what way?
Stranger: Genes
You: care to elaborate/
You: /
You: ??
Stranger: see the individual as one link ina long chain which started at the beginning of time. The past is what determines the present, and therefore the future. To know yourself, you must know where you came from. That would be your ancestral history.
You: and what if you didnt like where you came from? could you ever break the chain?
Stranger: Breaking the chain would just be ending it: not having children
Stranger: mean, if one of those peoples animals/creatures were unsuccessful in having children
Stranger: Just one, out of the billions... you wouldnt be here
You: True. the points you made before, agree with your first, but the other two are very questionable. lets address this one first: To know yourself. you must know yourself. If you know nothing, then you can only be you, as determined by you and you alone. your ancestry wont change anything beyond how you may or may not percieve yourself, and therefore hange that way into knowing yourself
Stranger: knowing your ancestry (your genes) is part of what you are since thats the stuff youre made out of
You: But how does that contribute to knowingoneself?
You: *knowing oneself?
Stranger: be genes influence behavior, health, sickness.. a wide variety of things
Stranger: *because
You: suppose this is where we address the other point: Do you believe in choice? Free will?
Stranger: No
Stranger: believe in cause and effect
You: so everything is pre-determined?
Stranger: Yeah
You: dso do you believe in science?
Stranger: Yeah
You: how much?
Stranger: As much as the next guy
Stranger: Probably a little less tbh
Stranger: Why do you ask?
You: thats both fair, and relevant
You: for example: quantum tunneling
You: no amount of cause and effect can explain it, and yet it is still a definite possibility they when throw my phone at the wall, it passed through to the other side
Stranger: Right, no amount of detectable cause/ effect can explain it. that doesnt mean cause/ effect isnt real. to me that just shows our human limitation is data gathering
You: are you religious by any chance?
Stranger: No, though people often think am
Stranger: Are you
You: no, dont put any time into such ventures of the mind
Stranger: Ive started going to everyday mass because wanted somewhere to go in order to wake up early
Stranger: Part of me thinks that Im going cus Im subconsciously religious
Stranger: Due to my upbringing
Stranger: But who knows
You: suppose we entertain the idea for a moment then; do you believe in any higher power, or are we simply the result of the beginning of the universe and through evolution?
Stranger: isee no reason why a higher power needs to exist
You: True, it doesnt.
Stranger: What do you do on your free time?
You: you didnt truly answer my question yet.
You: in better terms...
Stranger: see no evidence for a higher power of any kind, yet isee evolution everywhere
You: True, but is everything in only what you can see or percieve?
Stranger: No, not at all
Stranger: But what you perceive and can see... has a better chance of existing :)
You: and yet you wouldnt gamble on faith?
Stranger: No although, live as if there is a god simply cause its a better way to live
You: in some cases yes
Stranger: Its a roll of the dice, is how look at it Even if theres a .000000001 of there being a god, you still gotta take that chance
Stranger: the consequences are so great
You: and then theres also the chance of being many gods
You: or gods whom for there is no afterlife, and nothing changes but the end
You: then end of time that is
You: guess agree with you on that note. You just live your life the best you can, be good to people, and at the end of the day if you didnt make enough sacrifices to the aztec blood gods then youll have to deal with the consequences. Potentially go to heaven or hell, become one with the earth, Or assuming it happens in our lifetime, succumb to Cthulhus madness
You: and unravelling of reality
You: thats always fun to think about
Stranger: Whats your asl
You: 22/M/Canada
You: ?
Stranger: same but US
You: nice
You: Well this was a nice conversation. appreciate the time you took to sit with me, and Im off to bed for an interview tomorrow morning.
Stranger: Plus, living as if theres a god ties things up nicely. makes it easier to get meaning out of life
Stranger: even if youre LARPing bout it
You: lol
You: it may sound weird, but there are ways to live life without any meaning
Stranger: i think people focus to much on whats true
Stranger: without meaning chaos
Stranger: meaninglessness and confusion
You: not neccesarily Yor ut have to cut this short
You: this was a nice conversation. appreciate the time you took to sit with me, and Im off to bed for an interview tomorrow morning.
Stranger: FINE.
Stranger: Peaceout, bro | 13d5f6c00f23d6ee | philosophy | 20170611170935 |
Stranger: Hi
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Stranger: WANT THE PUSSY
Stranger: GIVE ME THE PUSSY
You: WHY THE FUCK WOULD EVER GIVE YOU A PUSSY, EVEN IF FUCKING HAD ONE? YOURE A DUMBASS.
Stranger: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WANT THEN DUMBASS
You: SO CAN MAKE FUN OF YOU. LIKE DID. FUCKING IDIOT.
Stranger: YOURE JUST SAD AND LONELY DONT SEE YOU LAUGHING
You: OF COURSE YOU DONT SEE ME LAUGHING. WHY WOULD YOU? ITD BE WEIRD IF YOU SAW ME. IF YOU DO SEE ME, FUCK YOU, LEAVE MY HIVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW CREEP.
Stranger: YOU DONT FIT IN WITH THE OUTCASTS LOL WHERE DOES THAT PUT YOU
You: THAT IS PROBABLY THE MOST PATHETIC INSULT IVE EVER RECIEVED. WONDERFUL JOB! CONGRATULATIONS! HERES A METAL, YOU PATHETIC PUSS FILLED MAGGOT.
Stranger: HAHA STILL DONT SEE YOU HAVING FUN
Stranger: DID THAT STING LIL FURRY PRETENDER?
You: WHAT IS A FURRY? WHY WOULD BE PRETENDING AS THEM? DONT ROLEPLAY DIPSHIT. NOTHING IS STINGING, ASIDE FROM WORDS AGAINST YOUR FRIAL, PAIL SKIN.
Stranger: YOU USE A LOT OF TAGS AND LOOK VERY INSECURE FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT A FURRY IS
Stranger: ARE YOU SURE YOURE NOT JUST SAD AND LONELY AND IN NEED OF ANY KIND OF ATTENTION?
You: CAN YOU COME UP WITH SOME FUCKING ORIGINAL INSULTS? CAN YOU STOP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN? YOURE A BROKEN RECORD. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Stranger: IM NOT TRYING TO BE CREATIVE HERE IM JUST BEING REAL THATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US
Stranger: TOO INSECURE TO NOT HIDE BEHIND THAT CHEAP IRONIC ATTITUDE
You: THE REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US IS THAT FUCKING CREATED YOU. AM THE REASON YOU EXIST. IM BASICALLY YOUR GOD. YOU SHOULD BE GREATFUL IM EVEN HUMORING THE CONVERSATION THAT IS CURRENTLY FUCKING HAPPENING.
Stranger: haha thats lame
You: WHAT?
You: ITS THE TRUTH.
Stranger: you
Stranger: lame
Stranger: you just created a situation where you think you have the upper hand
Stranger: but recognize a bitch when see one
You: THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC ARGUEMENT IVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF BEING INVOLVED IN.
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You: DISCON.
Stranger: you feel powerful or something trying to insult and intimidate people?
Stranger: is that how you get off?
You: WISH COULD GET OFF TO THIS. IF I COULD ID BE IN CONSTANT NEVER ENDING PLEASURE. BUT GUESS WHAT? IM NOT A SADIST.
You: YOUR KIND JUST DESERVES TO BE INSULTED. HUMANS ARE FUCKING STUPID.
Stranger: Ill start believing once you stop lying lol
Stranger: if you truly believe what you say
Stranger: well
Stranger: you got years of therapy left
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THERAPY.
You: ACTUALLY, DONT CARE.
You: IT SOUNDS STUPID.
Stranger: ooh bingo
Stranger: so you already go to therapy
Stranger: your mama sure thinks youre a creep lol
You: ARE YOU BLIND? Yo AN YOU READ?
You: HELLO? IS THERE A THINKPAN IN THERE?
Stranger: you tell your mum you created her too?
You: DONT KNOW WHAT THERAPY IS.
You: NO, OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE DONT HAVE A MOTHER. ANCESTORS DONT FUCKING EXIST, DIPSHIT.
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so how does this weird roleplay of you work usually?
Stranger: do people play along?
You: DONT FUCKING ROLEPLAY. DIDNT MENTION THAT EARLIER? YOU REALLY ARE BLIND. YOUR LOOKSTUBS REALLY DONT FUCKING WORK. WAS RIGHT.
Stranger: but you dont seem to read either
Stranger: told you dont believe a word you type
Stranger: youre an impostor
Stranger: a poser
Stranger: a roleplayer
You: POSING AS WHAT THEN HUH? PLEASE, INFORM ME. ID LOVE TO BE LET IN ON THIS SECRET INFORMATION, THAT OF WHICH YOU ARE WITHHOLDING FROM ME,
Stranger: posing as someone who knows what they say
Stranger: pretending to be a furry
You:
You: DONT
You: FUCKING
You: KNOW
Stranger: lying about not going to therapy
You:
Stranger: lots of fucking lies
You: DONT
You: FUCKING
You: KNOW
You: HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS?
Stranger: but that leads us to another question
Stranger: how fucking stupid are you?
You: GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK, THICK, THICK SKULL.
You: OH WOW, MY OWN INSULT. GREAT JOB. VERY ORIGINAL.
You: YOURE SUUUUUCH AN ORIGINAL PERSON.
Stranger: no but mean it
Stranger: you say it for the sake of saying it
Stranger: youre a pretender
You: SAY IT BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING STUPID.
Stranger: but know what therapy is
Stranger: dumbass
Stranger: and youre the one who needs it
Stranger: imagine
You: THERAPY IS SOME DUMBASS HUMAN SHIT.
Stranger: how dumb
Stranger: being a neet is also being a human
You: NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK A NEET IS EITHER, NOT A VERY NICE WAY TO BE TREATING YOUR GOD TO BE HONEST.
Stranger: haha i clean my shoes on my god if its you
Stranger: o shit why they killed it on the 19th century
You: YOU ARE JUST SPEAKING GIBBERISH. MY INSULTS HAVE DRIVEN YOU MAD, AS THEY OFTEN DO, BECAUSE AM MUCH COOLER AND BETTER THAN YOU CRETINS.
You: DISCON.
You: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOO.
Stranger: youre a few clicks away from doing so
Stranger: you just love the attention
Stranger: some kind of special weirdo
You: WHAT ATTENTION? ATTENTION FROM SOME PATHETIC TOOL? OH MAN, YEAH, FEEL REAL FUCKING SPECIAL THAT THE FURRY GAVE TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO SPEAK TO ME. REAL SPECIAL.
Stranger: youre still here
You: YOU ARE TOO.
Stranger: youre special because you dont have a job
Stranger: no social skills
You: IM SIX YOU FUCKING IDIOT OF COURSE DONT HAVE A JOB.
Stranger: yet you still talk to others as if they were inferior
You: YOU ARE.
Stranger: yeah sure you are six
You: THANKS FOR AGREEING.
Stranger: really weird guy
Stranger: really really weird guy
Stranger: Id say youre borderline retarded
Stranger: maybe not even borderline
Stranger: so youre a low iq individual
You: K IM DONE FUCKING SPEAKING TOO YOU. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT YOUR DUMBSHIT HUMAN SHTICK IS TOO FUCKING MORONIC FOR A HIGHER BEING SUCH AS MYSELF. IM DONE READING IT.
You: FUCK YOU. | 13de6093a201fe77 | FURRY | 20201118142313 |
Stranger: How goes it?
You: hi there!
You: sorry
You: i dig the shirt!
Stranger: Thanks, winding down?
You: and yknow. it goes!
You: basically!
You: im nice and cozy
You: im wearing a hat!
You:i never wear hats
You: new year new me
Stranger: can dig that. What kind of hat? Yourits a beanie
Stranger: If its a fedora have to unmatch.
Stranger: Nice.
You: oh snap
Stranger: Thats a pretty good hat, no hate from my end.
You: i left the fedora at a friends
You: glad you can appreciate it
You: i feel a bit silly advertising, but golly its warm
Stranger: Thank you for leaving me in your thoughts. bet. It looks warm. Not everyone can rock a beanie, you do it pretty well.
Stranger: So theres that.
You: gracias! beanies are.. useful! not just for covering up bad hair, i mean.
Stranger: think thats their best use!
You: btw, do you have any music that hypes you up?
You: sorry to shamelessly ask, im adding to my workout playlist
You: mostly running playlist really haha
Stranger: Hmm, good question, hope you have some music to share that would hype me up as well.
Stranger: Lets see.
You: ive got a spotify playlist
You: but dont give up noisettes, BOB outkast
Stranger: Im currently on a Red Hot Chili Peppers. vibe, if you care for them. Minor Thing, Cant Stop, and I Could Die for You are all recent favorites.
Stranger: love BOB.
Stranger: Outkast is just good in general.
You: ooh Saul Williams List of demabds
You: ooo00h excellent
You: yeah, love me some red hot chili peppers
You: outkast is definitely cool, no doubt :P
Stranger: Im looking up that Saul Williams song as we speak.
You: ooh good choice
You: god i love that song so much
You: like, legit, excellent sprinting song
Stranger: It better be good, or Ill blame you for losing three minutes of my life!
You: its not long enough, tbgh
Stranger: think its a little too hip for me.
Stranger: apologize.
You: aw my bad
You: i know, music tastes are subjective haha
You: its super harsh sounding
You: but like, i just really enjoy that when running
Stranger: Not your fault. Actually, when you get past the intro, can see how it can induce hype.
Stranger: Cute dog, by the way.
Stranger: Does he/she have some pit in them? Looks. like pitbull ears.
Stranger: Lmao.
Stranger: Shes revolting!
You: dont think he has any pitbull in him
You: he a mutt tho
You: any pets of your own?
Stranger: Those are usually the best. They always act dumb but aare super affectionate.
Stranger: Yeah have like 13 cats and 4 dogs.
You: reallyyyy?
Stranger: do.
You: baller
You: where are you from btw?
Stranger: The cats are greedy fucks but love them regardless. The dogs have their people too but will go to anyone giving food or attention.
Stranger: East coast, how about you?
You: ive never had a cat, my family only barely got this dog once i was leaving for college. my little teplacement. c:
You: west coast best coast :P
Stranger: Lmao, you poor thing. At least it looks like it worked out! Whats his/her name?
You: his name is napoleon, napo for short
Stranger: You dirty west coasters.
Stranger: Nice name. Maybe its just me, but it bugs. me when people name their dogs regular human names like John or Chris, etc.
Stranger: Very confusing. Very uncreative.
You: i get you
You: absolutely
Stranger: like you. You get me.
You:i doi dooo.
You: you are gettable.
You: you jsut are
You: dont know what it is
Stranger: Thanks homie.
You: fo shizzle, dizzle
You: mild regret
Stranger: My dawg, my dawg.
Stranger: Why regret?
You: homestlice, also, ive been mercilessly teased over my dated slang
Stranger: Lol. Ive actually gotten that a tad too.
Stranger: You like the song No Diggity?
You: yeeeaaa boi
Stranger: Ive been scolded a few times for saying No Diggity in casual conversation.
Stranger: Which is bullshit if oyu ask me...
You: oh man, i must re-introduce no diggity into my lexico
You: like, have to
Stranger: Can see your left hand? Im not checking for a wedding ring or anything weird, but you know...
You: make sure i have two of em
You: i get you
You: all 10 digits
Stranger: like it.
Stranger: Do you like to fist bump as well?
You: you know it!
You: but yeah, why the interest in the left hand?
Stranger: Where have you been? always fist bump people and always look the fool for it.
You: aw no
You: you would not have that problem on the west coast
You: just saying
Stranger: It was a shitty joke because left hand is usually where wedding rings are and wanted to see if you were married, because your answers were awesome. But it was a shitty joke. Ignore me.
Stranger: might have to west coast it then.
You: ahhh see, thats where i am silly, i take things waaay too literally online
You: sorry for missing the joke
Stranger: No, not your fault, my bad.
Stranger: What shows do you like to watch?
You: ongoing?
You: or favorites?
You: like, all-time?
Stranger: In general, suppose.
You: kind of a lot. i should cut back.
You: ill skew toward just the favorites haha
Stranger: No, no reason to cut back. Unless youre a hermit who lives inside and never sees people.
You: adventure time, rick and morty, bojack, avatar the last airbender. walking dead, breaking bad.
You: my dogs whining at the door
You: ill be right back Youzis that ok?
Stranger: Of course, let that doggo go!
You: you can use the time to tell me what shows youre into
Stranger: Im a fan of Futurama, Cheers, Frasier, do love Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. Im all over the map.
Stranger: tried Bojack but its so depressing and doesnt make me laugh as much as would like. 4
Stranger: How was the dog trip?
You: he took too long :C
You: im cold
Stranger: Hes cute, he deserves it.
You: he had to pee and bark at things though
You: but yeah, good selection of shows!
You: im with you on futurama and game of thrones!
You: havent seen cheers or frasier, i know of them though
Stranger: My favorite is when dogs bark at absolutely nothing and they dont have to piss or anything. Like, what are you barking at?
Stranger: like your taste.
You: yeahhhh, dogs is weird. You anks!
You: i dig yours too haha
You: steven universe, over the garden wall and amazing world of gumball are all contemporary cartoons that are worth watching
You: if youre into cartoons that is
Stranger: Did you ever watch the promo cartoon Adventure Time had before it became a show?
You: yes
Stranger: Its like a weird acid trip.
You: oh man yes.
You: i was telling my younger cousin about when the show first came out
You: (((side note, gravity falls, another worthwhile show)
Stranger: hear good things about Gravity Falls, might have to try it.
Stranger: wish Adventure Time was always that wacky.
You: its only 2 seasons, for what its worth
You: yeahhh, adventure time is all over the place with its content
You: like, good, just.. inconsistent haha
Stranger: Lol, like the show how it has the strangest characters, but the things they get into is a little out of bounds for me.
Stranger: But who am to judge?
You: thats a good attitude to have about it haha
You: or just a good attitude to have in general toward things you dont fully understand or whatever
Stranger: By the way it looks like you have eye shadow on and if you do its on point. If not, disregard me as Im stupid and this conversation never happened.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: haha thanks
You: im just tired actually!
You: actual shadows on my eyes
Stranger: Well now feel like a dick lol.
You: oh nooo its cool
You: if it looks planned, then thats rad
Stranger: Did anyone ever tell you you have the best eye shadows and it doesnt look like eye shadow at all?
You: i get that a lot actually, youd be surprised
Stranger: Not bullshitting!
You: youre funny
You: funny dude
Stranger: Thanks for putting up with my crappy jokes.
You: so does this dude have a name?
Stranger: He does. It starts with an M. Can you guess. it?
You: well.
You: i will do my best.
You: Matthew feels too obvious.
You: Moriarty?
You: Murdoch.
Stranger: And does his favorite Omegle match with a good sense of humor have a name?
Stranger: like your guesses.
You: Youll get to guess at my name soon enough
Stranger: Mi if that makes it easier.
You: Miguel
Stranger: You would be shocked at how often get Miguel.
You: Mintz-Plaisse?
Stranger: But you are so close.
You: you look like a miguel i know
Stranger: Close, its McLovin,
You: damn, that was my next guess
Stranger: knew it.
Stranger: But no, Im Mike.
You: So then if not Miguelthen
You: i pinky swear i was gonna type michael
Stranger: Did ruin the guessing for you?
Stranger: Im sorry.
Stranger: !!!
You: im upset
You: like you wouldnt believe
Stranger: Well, if you let me guess your name, you can bullshit me on names for a while, would that be proper payback?
You: sounds good
You: good thinking
Stranger: Nicole? You look like a Nicole to me.
You: interesting, i havent ever been called that name before
You: starts with aC
Stranger: Damnit.
Stranger: Chloe?
You: nahhh
Stranger: Okay, how about Clarissa?
Stranger: And do you explain it all?
You: would you mind if i put away clothes while we talked?
You: and bahhh
Stranger: Not at all.
You: i see what you did there
Stranger: You get me.
You: okay, im gonna put away clothes and sitll talk with you
Stranger: Are you wearing an MTV shirt?
You: yeah iam haha
Stranger: Lmao.
You: and some silly shorts that i never wear, def dont match
Stranger: You must be a Ciara then.
Stranger: Who cares about matching?
You: my room is a mess btw, its bothering me. i def am interested in continuing our convo and this guessing game
You: also, ciara?
You: really?
Stranger: promise my room is worse (just look at the ugly wallpaper behind me) but yeah, thought Ciara was a solid guess. apologize.
Stranger: Chandra?
You: oh noooo im sorry, didnt mean to cast judgement on your guess haha
You: i thought it was a jab at the mtv shirt
You: and wow Yo ike the wall paper haha
You: i guess we have different tastes in wallpaper
Stranger: No worries! dont like my wallpaper, didnt choose it, dont lie to me.
Stranger: :
Stranger: Was Chandra wrong?
You: i dig grids, but maybe i just didnt get a long enough look at it haha
You: also, chandra was indeed wrong
You: Ch
Stranger: You suckkkkkkkkk.
You: thats on teh right path
Stranger: Christina?
You: dang, thats close
Stranger: Christmas? Lmao.
You: my name is subsituted in place of the word christma
You: thats vague : hear the joke Merry Christy a lot
You: like, in december i mean
You: you were so close
Stranger: Christine?
You: Christys the name Yo s not short for anything
You: like, its just christy haha
Stranger: give up, Im an idiot.
You: my name is christy haha
Stranger: should have gotten that. Goddamnit. But hello, Christy! What a beautiful name! swear that was my next guess (if you ignore a few hundred...)
You: haha, you got close enough with Christina haha You anks Yo s nice to meet you Mike
Stranger: Glad could be here for such a momentous. occasion as you putting away clothes. Usually just get skipped for having a dick. This has been a lovely chat, regardless.
You: aw man, im so with you! Yo s been lovely talking with you :)
Stranger: Thanks Christy. If use the restroom real quick, will you skip me or leave? dont blame you if so and loved talking to you. Just wanted to extend the same courtesy to you as when you walked the dog.
You: oh no, youre fine haha
You: pinky promise
Stranger: Glad to hear, put away those clothes like the organized fiend you are. Yo ke your time
You: im really pretty disorganized
You: see you soon
Stranger: You can get a better look at my shitty wallpaper.
You: excellent Yo st what i was hoping for
You: actually, i might hop to the bathroom too.
You: yo
Stranger: Hello, Im back. Happy to see you and the doggo back too.
You: glad to see you made itback safely
Stranger: Thanks. It was a harrowing journey and almost tripped over a cat.
Stranger: But made it.
Stranger: Because knew had to see you again.
You: glad i was the final push you needed
You: who knows what wouldve happened if i wasnt here
Stranger: Of course, thanks for being that push. Lives were in the balance.
You: too true
You: btw, sorry if this is too personal, but how old are you?
You: just wondering
Stranger: hate to do this to you again, but care to guess?
You: youve got a young face, but are making 90s sitcom references haha
You: okay okay
Stranger: Ill definitely tell you, but feel old.
Stranger: want to know yours too, by the way.
You: youll also have to do the same
Stranger: Very fair.
You: im gonna say... 26 tops.
You: but at least 23-24
Stranger: What made you say that? And very close.
You: the young face
Stranger: Youre too kind.
You: 27 then?
Stranger: You got me.
Stranger: Can you see my silver hair from your point of view?
You: not even haha
You: do you really have some silver hairs?
Stranger: Haha, its bad. Ive had silver hair since was. 21.
You: thats rad, yo
Stranger: Not that rad, but love the boost of confidence youve given me.
You: plus, like, dudes have a name for that and everything. silver fox, salt n pepper for when its just barely coming in.
You: looks super cool, i assure you
Stranger: Thanks. Can guess your age now?
You: yeah fo sho
You: dont worry about offending me either
Stranger: Have you ever bought a drink legally?
You: yea
Stranger: think youre 22 then. You have to be.
You: 23
You: close!
You: dang
You: we were both off by a year haha
Stranger: Damnit!
You: were probably both just being polite haha
Stranger: was about to guess that, too!
Stranger: How dare you upstage me like that?
You: thats interesting, i mean, i definitely used context clues to help me hone in on your age
You: if i were to pass you in the street without any other info
You: id just assume you were another 23-24 year old
Stranger: Well thanks. like you, Christy. You get me and dont assume Im as old as am.
You: haha glad to be of service
Stranger: Is your left hand still bare?
You: yeah haha, still bare
Stranger: That sounded so creepy.
You: no rings around to put on
You: dog hasnt offered any proposals
Stranger: Thanks for entertaining my question despite how weird it was.
Stranger: Dog should.
You: ahhh he knows id never stray haha
Stranger: stray
Stranger: like the play on words.
You: thank you :glad you appreciated that
You: im very particular about my word choice
Stranger: can tell. So why are you on the west coast? We definitely need you on the East Coast. Not just saying that for selfish reasons.
You:i know, huh?
You: i think its just due to the temperature difference
You: id certainly just freeze and shatter to a million pieces if i ever went on the east coast
You: well
You: whereabouts are you on the east coast anyway?
You: NE or SE?
You: or more specific?
Stranger: Im in the middle, Im in VA.
Stranger: Close to D.C.
You: interesante
You: actually, taht sounds really cool!
You: history EVERYWHERE
Stranger: Haha, its not that cool.
You: i went once back when i was in 8th grade
Stranger: To where?
You: so, yknow, a decade ago
You: New york and DG
You: i was just looking at some old photos earlier today actually
You: like, from the trip
You: it was cool rfirst time i ever saw snow falling from the sky Yo s still the only time actually
Stranger: Do you like snow? tive only ever been in the snow 3 times. utits cool :word choice again
You: sorry for the face
You: not my best joke
Stranger: We just had an inch or two and a couple poeple drove into our yard. think you would appreciate it.
Stranger: No worries on the face.
You: they drove into your yard?
Stranger: thought it was funny.
Stranger: Yeah, were on the comer and no one knows. how to drive in snow around here.
You: oh wow.
Stranger: So you cant be worse.
You: that sounds really frustrating actually
Stranger: Nah, its funny.
You: i mean, im not the best at driving. so i know id probably immediately flip a car or two if i ever drove during a snowy season
Stranger: It happens to the best of us lol.
You: how old were you when you leamed to drive btw?
You: and how old when/if?) you got your license?
Stranger: was 16, believe. Earliest could leam any way. How about you?
You: i got my license at a really late age. id known how to drive since about 17 though
You: like, i gotmy license at 22
You: i just put off going to the dmv and whatnot. just tode my bike everywhere
Stranger: Lol. Did you go to a college close to you?
You: noooo
You: its like an hour and a half away
Stranger: Thats what assume with close bikers.
You: i just lived near campus
Stranger: My apologies.
You: haha, how do you mean?
You: why apologizing?
Stranger: Nothing, assumed you were a hipster and felt like a dick.
Stranger: For asking that.
You: ohhhhh haha, no worries
You: really ti got thick skin, amigo
You: sall good in the hood
Stranger: We all love you for that too.
Stranger: Amigo.
You: so what did you do today, mike?
Stranger: Good question, Christy. went to a decent restaurant and hung out with amigos.
Stranger: What about you?
You: what kind of restaurant?
Stranger: Mexican. It was a hole in the wall restaurant, decent, but not what had hoped.
You: higher hopes?
Stranger: Ever have high hopes about a restaurant and get them dashed?
Stranger: Yes.
You: yeeeesir
Stranger: See, you get me.
Stranger: It wasnt bad.
You: what was especially lackluster?
Stranger: Just not great.
Stranger: The tapas werent great and the salsa tasted like spaghetti-os.
You: holy moley
You: thems some grievovus errors
Stranger: Right?
You: grievous
You: like, me, if they dont have their beas down pat, then why bother
You: beans
Stranger: How was your day, Christy?
You: (jk, not that particualr, but beans are super important to me)
Stranger: Same. Their beans were okay, just not good!
You: sorry, today was good. i stayed at home with my family! Did chores earlier, then hung out with my folks and sisters, then i babysat my sisters.
You: for the rest of the night
Stranger: Sounds decent. Were the siblings well- behaved?
You: somewhat.
You: ones 16, the others 3
Stranger: Big gap!
You: sooo. the 3 year old has been acting kind of rebellious lately
You: oh yeah, big gaps for sure haha
You: me and the youngest were not planned
Stranger: admire your candidacy lol.
You: well yeah, its just something ive always known haha
Stranger: Well, if its any consolation from an Omegle stranger, you seem great and lovely.
You: thank you thank you
You: i used to feel guilty about it when i was younger, but i dont really think about it anymore
Stranger: You shouldnt. Im sure everyone loves you, sometimes the best things aren:t planned.
You: aw, yeah, absolutely! i just would feel guilty about my existence putting my parents at a disadvantage? hardships, all that.
You: but aside from being the fastest sperm, i didnt do anything
Stranger: hate that you feel like that. But love your attitude about that.
You: ive moved past it, its all good.
You: wanna see the little sister? i have a picture.
Stranger: No, have a little brother under the same circumstances.
Stranger: Adorable, but trouble.
Stranger: know how it is.
You: https://mightytext.net/ZFNo6S those little colored things on her plate are playdoh molds i did for her. shed grab them and squish them whenever i stepped away.
You: how old is you rbrother right now?
You: my teenage sister gets mad that we have to help out with the youngest, but shes a weenie
You: im hoping its a phase
Stranger: Hes 11. It probably is a phase, but you never know. Saw the photo, shes cute.
You: awwww, you two also have a big age difference!
Stranger: Yup, a fun accident.
Stranger: Listen Christy, loved talking to you but have to go.
Stranger: Id love if you messaged me on Reddit though.
You: i really enjoyed talking with you too, mike
You: heck yeah man!
You: im /u/chrosty
You: time for sleep, fo sho
Stranger: My usemame is: mmzznnxx Im not the most charming person in my responses, but lloved meeting you and talking to you.
Stranger: saved your name,
Stranger: hope we talk again.
You: absolutely!
You: we will. Yo the meantime, sleep well
You: sweet dreams
You: have an excellent sunday
Stranger: Thanks for sticking with me, loved meeting you and your dog, hope you sleep welll too.
You: fo shizzle, dizzle
You: talk to you later alligator!
Stranger: absolutely. Always happy to talk. Take care, Brobama.
You: good night | 13df018a8936d570 | reddit | 20170328215334 |
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: age?
Stranger: U female 23
You: yes imma girl lol
Stranger: Age
You: 17
Stranger: Are u horny
You: yea, why ?
Stranger: 1m horny too
You: where are you form ?
Stranger: Uk
You: race ?
You: race ?
Stranger: Are u naked
You: half way, you ?
Stranger: Yes
You: why ? lol...
Stranger: Do u like being horny
You: when im alone no. But if i with my bestfriend she always helps me out
Stranger: Can we talk dirty
You: sure
Stranger: Get naked
You: iam
Stranger: Is your p***y hairy
You: yea
Stranger: How hairy
You: very since i havent gotten the chance to buy a new razor
Stranger: like hairy p***y
You: oh,wow... Really...?
Stranger: Yes
You: Daddy whats your name ?
Stranger: Brandon
You: would you prefer brandon or daddy ?
Stranger: Daddy
You: Ok daddy, top, bottom, or switch ?
Stranger: Bottom
You: daddy are you touching yourself /
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Whats your name
You: mommy to you
Stranger: Ok mommy
You: Now who told you to touch yourself ?
Stranger: Me
Stranger: Do you like feet
You: no
Stranger: Can you smack your arse for me mummy | 13df911d0dd9d03a | 20210429053928 |
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Stranger: m
You: entertain me
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: f
Stranger: well ok...lol i like your approach
Stranger: listen to what happened to me last fri night..it was crazy and would make a super hot rp...0k?
You: why
You: that wouldnt be entertaining
Stranger: because...its real...and think you would like it?
You: ij mean ill listen to it sure
Stranger: ok...do you like role play?
You: not ERP
Stranger: erp??
You: but yes ido
You: erotic role play
Stranger: ok...heres what happened...
Stranger: My daughters best friend is very sexual /flirty for her age. Her mom is clueless with the way she lets her dress . She has a little bod crush on me and get it. have a muscular ripped hard bod, she loves my abs/arms. She slept over last fri night. Late fri night caught her watching porn on her tablet so took it. 20mins later get a knock on my bedroom door. She was upset, worried was mad, if was going to tell her mom. told her no we would keep it a secret and asked why she watches it. She said she loves seeing hot naked guys and her favorite is the blow job scenes. She thinks its hot and cant wait to try it. Its not real sex etc. she was talking with such excitement, was in total shock. lol want to play her? this is going to go a different way in this rp
You: how old is she
Stranger: 10 but acts like she is 18ish...dresses like to..her mom is clueless...she is so sexual/ flirty for her age
You: did anything happen between you two
Stranger: hell no!!! Imfao never!
You: good
You: but yet you rp it with strangers on the internet
Stranger: yeah...she has changed since my divorce..all she does is flirt with me
Stranger: i have never rp online before tbh..rp is the only way to live this one out though
You: why would you wanna do it with a 10 year old
Stranger: last yr, i caught her sneaking and watching me shower on my home security footage..Imao i never said any thing though
You: shes a child
Stranger: because its forbidden? thats what makes this so hot and naughty.
Stranger: would never ever in real life..no way
You: its forbidden because she physically cannot consent
You: and kids are very impresionable
Stranger: well in this rp i would just ask her if she wanted to suck me...
You: still shes 10 dude
Stranger: you know if she wants to try it so bad like she said
You: what kinda sick fuck would want a 10yearold sucking their dick
Stranger: i got my first bj and 10?Imfao
You: then you had a fucked up childhood
Stranger: omg you are fucking retarded...Imao or just really slow...fuck off then go die ok? fucking loser cunt | 13f23c04ec2cce2d | rp | 20210910174436 |
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hows it goin
Stranger: Are fat guys gross?
You: hmm
You: im fat myself
You: idk man
Stranger: Okay cool
You: its a problem
Stranger: Me too
You: i cant go swimming pool
You: people would well
Stranger: dont think its gross but told a guy was large and he left :(
Stranger: He was athletic though
You: youre gay?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Yes
You: so no
You: since 4chan hates gays
You: so why you asked me this at all
Stranger: Because
Stranger: Why not
You: ok Yo ther questions
You: ?
Stranger: What else did u wanna talk about ?
You: anything
Stranger: Butt stuff ye or nay?
You: ide
Stranger: How old are u?
You: secret
Stranger: dont like secrets
You: good
Stranger: Dont be a secret
You: i have to
Stranger: Why
You: lol.
Stranger: Hm
You: so
Stranger: So how big is your cock
You: secret
Stranger: How do find out your secrets?
You: what for would you
Stranger: What do u want ?
You: reveal me 4chans plan
You: ect.
Stranger: Cant do that
Stranger: can talk to u whenever u want
Stranger: Hold ur secrets
You: hold my secrets?
You: youre kidding?
Stranger: Mhm
You: mmh
Stranger: No :(
You: lol
You: reveal me the plan
Stranger: Ur weird
You: Qanon izzagate
You: elsagate
You: and all beyond
Stranger: Nope | 13f9c274d0710fc7 | 4chan | 20190812114315 |
You: a
Stranger: B
You: c
Stranger: D Youre
Stranger: Fgh
You: ijk
Stranger: Ellemenop
You: qrstuvwxyz
Stranger: Lol
You: 😳
Stranger: What happened
You: i forgot
Stranger: You seemed to be interesting
Stranger: What you forgot?
You: idk Imfao
Stranger: 🤣🤣🤣
Stranger: You are literally making my day
Stranger: OK tell me this
You: 😳😳
Stranger: Who shaves 20 times a day
You: i forgot who
Stranger: Barber
You: oh
You: well i gtg soo uh bye lol
Stranger: Bye | 1403687636ff081d | 20210216195130 |
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Stranger: Hi its mom told you get back to sleep or its the belt!
You: Jingle my bells
You: Oh no Stranger.
You: OOF
Stranger: Johnny YourYes
Stranger: WHAT DID SAY ABOUT THOSE THINGS
You: NOTHING MOM
Stranger: YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SASSING ME
You: NOOOO!
Stranger: note: keep pressing random keys and im not trying to.
You: You cant ground me if quit the chat! | 1406a40262503310 | Closedverse | 20180222084548 |
Stranger: wassup
You: being depressed hbu?
Stranger: trying to download a good compiler program
Stranger: for c
You: oh ok... mean there is g and clang
Stranger: tbh im new in this programming so
Stranger: whats clang
You: Its a compiler
Stranger: its cause i need a program that ican write and compile my code but dont know which one to get
You: are you using Windows?
Stranger: yea
You: well your first step would be to install gentoo
Stranger: never heard of it
Stranger: most ppl say get codeblocks visual studio etc
You: first you have to get rid of Windows and install gentoo
Stranger: is it like linux
Stranger: or some other thing like that
You: it does indeed use the Linux kernel and GNU programs
Stranger: oh but that sounds like a lot of work any program that would just be in windows
You: not possible Im afraid. Your only option is to install gentoo and run g from there after you have correctly partitioned your hard drive and compiled the Linux kernel by hand
Stranger: oh well ill look more into it then thanks and dont be depressed | 140750260641cbd8 | C, code, coding, programming | 20201107223507 |
Stranger: hey m
You: hey f 13
Stranger: heyy im 14 from cali wby
You: ga
Stranger: cool
Stranger: wyd
You: masterbatating
Stranger: lemme see
You: no
Stranger: u got snap?
Stranger: isend back
You: nope phone got took
Stranger: so what u using rn
You: pc
Stranger: get something
Stranger: or tell me ur acc so when u get ur phone back
You: ok but ur name?
Stranger: johnny n yours
You: ur last ame to
Stranger: johnny chavez why.
You: minne is emma sanders and becuse bro u realy down bad af ima a dude and u are twitter
Stranger: B#Jwanna know something funny?
You: i suggest u hop off
You: /
Stranger: im a girl
You: //
You: ok | 14079910b4d6456b | 20211202072859 |
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: U have roblox
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: Why else would have this as an interest?
You: My user is blueXgloss
Stranger: neato
You: Idk i luv roblox im obsessed
Stranger: lol
You: Im on my laptop
You: And on omegle on my phome
You: Phone
Stranger: Its fun. Ive not been playing it lately though. guess it does that the longer youve played it.
You: only started 2 days ago lol
Stranger: oh Imfao
You: Whats ur user
Stranger: Rxven_xo
Stranger: joined in early 2015
Stranger: Ill have been playing for 6 years this may.
You: Nope 2015
Stranger: i said 2015?
Stranger: Imfao
You: oof i always wanted roblox
You: Robux*
Stranger: rip
You: lucky lol
You: My mum alliws me robux when she dies
Stranger: lol ive only got 4 left on my account Imfao
Stranger: oh
You: Oof
You: Im a t-shirt creator lol
Stranger: thats cool
You: My phone acc is blueXglossy
Stranger: okay
You: Thats the t-shirt creator
You: Lol
Stranger: lol okay
You: Imma try making a t-shirt on mah laptop
Stranger: so hows your day been?
You: Bad
Stranger: Oh?
Stranger: What happened?
You: gey bullied in school
You: Get
Stranger: For what?
You: Fatness
Stranger: Awe
Stranger: Youre beautiful no matter what, trust me. Yo hey flex on me :(
You: on adopt me
You: And i used to have a neon wolf until it logged me out and i cant go back in :(
Stranger: well screw em, am i right? Youre worth way more than both you and them think
Stranger: awe
You: guess
You: My bff thinks in poor too...
Stranger: i dont play adopt me, just doesnt seem like the type of game Id enjoy
Stranger: Oh
You: Buy
You: But
Stranger: You should probably try choosing better friends
You: Ye im moving school on weekend
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: i hope they treat you better in the new school
You: Me too
You: i sometimes play radgoll and people keep pushing and bombing me
Stranger: oof i dont play that either lol
You: What type u play uwu
Stranger: hmm lemme check
Stranger: my memory is trash tbh
You: Same
Stranger: i kinda like hanging out in vibe games, some rp games, and an old game called sword fight on the heights.
You: That game is kinda forgotten :(
Stranger: eh
Stranger: people still play it a little bit
Stranger: which is surprising
You: agreed
Stranger: a lot of exploiters go there, usually become their friend though Imfao
You: Oof
You: i wanna learn how to script lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: heard its fun
You: True
You: U have tiktok too?
Stranger: but try not to ruin others experiences if you do exploit bc its not that fun for other players
Stranger: yea but i dont post anything
You: 000
You: have loads of vids
Stranger: oofers
Stranger: i have a pic of my cat as my profile pic
You: Ooo cool
You: Oh i gtg :(
Stranger: awe okay
Stranger: bye-bye
You: remember to friend me
Stranger: i accepted it | 1407d047665a9acb | roblox | 20210114201733 |
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Age?
You: 16 horny
Stranger: Oh nice im 17 and horny
You: cool
Stranger: Want tk trade nudes on snap?
You: ok
You: whats urs
Stranger: David.king0987
You: ok
You: DUDE WHY TF U HITTING ON A FAKER | 140b45fdf970b8e1 | 20210401222216 |
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You: Heyo!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: ForM
You: Whoa, an actual person!
Stranger: know right
You: So many bots
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: ForM
You: This is my first human of the day.
Stranger: Haha
You: M, you?
Stranger: F
You: Why did you come on here for?
Stranger: Bored
Stranger: Got cheerleading practice later
You: came to see the wacky conversations could get.
You: A lot of people are... crazy.
Stranger: How old are u
Stranger: Ikr
You: 17
Stranger: Im 17 also!
You: Wow
Stranger: Do you play sports
You: Basketball, a little bit of soccer.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: do cheerleading
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: California
Stranger:
You: live in Connecticut, which is boring.
Stranger: Why
You: Its pretty bland.
Stranger: Oh
You: There are no... events there. Yo aliis a nice place.
You: You have any siblings?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Lil sis
Stranger: You
You: have 3 brothers TT
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Older or younger
You: Mom has no support XD
You: All older.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Haha
You: How is California like?
Stranger: Ne
Stranger: Beautiful
Stranger: So hot pergect for the beach
Stranger: Perfect
You: We never have hot tempertures, so we dont go to the beach that often.
Stranger: You should move over here
Stranger: Its way better
You: Im thinking about moving somewhere...
Stranger: Where
You: But then again, all of my family is in Connecticut
You: Somewhere warm, like Cali
Stranger: You should its awesome here
Stranger: All you need is shorts
Stranger: And you are dine
Stranger: Done
You: Haha
You: My favorite subject in school is science.
Stranger: love science
You: Its really interesting.
You: hate essays.
Stranger: Same Strange itg
Stranger: Cheerleading practice
You: Oh okay, see ya in Cali!
Stranger: K
Stranger: Bye
You: Good luck
Stranger: Thnx | 140c7dbc6fd85833 | 20201109004055 |
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Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: am good wbu ?
You: no good
Stranger: why ?
You: F or M?
Stranger: what happened ?
Stranger: am female
You: me too
Stranger: what happened ?
You: do you have ig
Stranger: why are you off ? Strange
Stranger: but really cant share it
You: ok
Stranger: so where are you from ?
You: thailand
Stranger: oh ! thats a great place
You: you?
Stranger: am from Manchester , England
You: do you have tiktok
Stranger: no
Stranger: dont like tiktok
You: whats your name?
Stranger: My names Lisa
Stranger: and you ?
You: Im Chanatip
Stranger: thats a great name
You: hey, take care ha hope we will meet someday | 1418f90d8b5e02e1 | 20211025173620 |
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Stranger: Hi there
You: hey
Stranger: how has your day been?
You: i mean Yo havent slept all night
You: its 6
Stranger: well damn, wher eyou from?
You: arizona hbu
Stranger: im from europe
Stranger: Belgium to be specific
You: oh thats cool
Stranger: what kept you up?
You: insomnia
Stranger: ow isee
You: yeh Yo Sa pain
Stranger: i have sleep paralysis so i never wanna sleep for too long so guess i can kinda understand you
You: j have that as well
You: how old are you
Stranger: oh my sorry to hear that
Stranger: im 20
You: im sorry too
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im 17
Stranger: nothing to do about it tho. Atlest ican sleep a little. it must be horrible for you
You: i def dont feel good mentally
Stranger: do you have anything to do today?
You: work
Stranger: ugh that sucks try to take it easy tho Your: i will, thank you
Stranger: im sure you can make it!
You: haha i hope so
You: or i might fall asleep standing
Stranger: atleats you sleep then haha
You: true Yor ut be unconscious
You: im gonna go now, my eyes hurt
You: byeee | 141bf6ec0b15e508 | tumblr | 20180707153032 |
Stranger: Hey
You: hola
Stranger: How are you doing?
You: asl?
Stranger: 24/female
Stranger: new york
You: owwww
Stranger: what abt you?
You: 23 male philippines
You: hahaha
Stranger: haha.Not all that close geographically
Stranger: How are things at your side of the world?
Stranger: Christmasy yet?
You: yeah Yo e spirit is there
You: you can feel it
Stranger: Haha. Great.
You: despite the issues on politics
You: how about in the US?
Stranger: Oh, yeah. The politics everywhere is very not-so christmasy
Stranger: Trump is here :(
You: yeah
Stranger: And, then, the only relief is that Hofer did not win in Austria
Stranger: Today, therefore, seems to be quite different- courtesy Hofers loss
You: ahhh. Haha. How do you feel about Trump being your newly elected president?
Stranger: Haha. Feels like shit
You: hahaha
Stranger: Well, not that Hillary would have been any different. However, the guy is xenophobic, homophobic and racist
Stranger: Of course, islamophobic too
Stranger: And, the hate crimes have increased here
Stranger: mean, am not technically American and have been getting really mean messages at Uni
Stranger: So, the guys victory has resulted in the spurge of hate crimes and hate messages.
Stranger: Plus, racist attacks are on the rise. Not to mention, the explicit hatred
You: know that. dont know if he really mean to build wall
Stranger: Ah, thats bad economics
Stranger: he is smart to know that
Stranger: He wouldnt do that simply because of his business instincts
Stranger: However, he is capable of other things
Stranger: For instance, Mike Pence has officially stated that they are going to rollback all benefits that have been accorded to the LGBTQ community
Stranger: You know, that Obama administration brought forth
Stranger: In fact, our VP-elect is more dangerous than Trump
You: really? why?
You: hahaha
Stranger: He is very very conservative
Stranger: Against abortion or even contraceptives
Stranger: So, you know
Stranger: And most people like us have a sex life
Stranger: Its stupid to do things that would take away contraceptives from people
Stranger: mean, people like you and me our sexually active and responsible
Stranger: This guy is taking that for a toss
You: yeah. hahaha. well that is his philosophy in life.
You: it will be hard to change his views on that matter
Stranger: Yeah, but you know
You: yeah. it will surely bring a drastic impact on your country
Stranger: Well, yeah. Massive
You: enough of that. hahaha. so change topic, shall we?
Stranger: Yes please
Stranger: Absolutely.
Stranger: So what would you like to talk about, Stranger from Philippines?
You: well. first, iam curious
You: you said you are not technically an american?
Stranger: Haha. Curiosity is always good
Stranger: Yeah. am not. have been living here for about 10 years. However, am half Indian and Half German
You: owwwwwww
Stranger: So, my citizenship is from Germany
You: cool
Stranger: haha. well, it works its wonders :P
You: hahaha
You: i cant imagine that.
Stranger: Oh, its not a bad thing :P
You: surely, you must be a rare beauty. :)
Stranger: It is like Chocolate chip icecream
Stranger: haha. no, no
Stranger: But, as said, it helps
Stranger: because curiosity
You: hahaha
You: can i ask a favor?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: You have the right to ask and have the right to decline :P
You: is it okay if can see a pic of yours?
You: really cant help to be amazed. hahaha
Stranger: Ah, that cant. mean, if itis anything else, maybe. However, digital footprints- stay away from
You: sure. no problem. hahaha.
You: my apologies
Stranger: Oh please, dont
Stranger: Heres a kiss
You: hahaha. so hows life there in the US? are you working?
Stranger: Life is good. am a student and work as a research assistant
Stranger: What about you?
You: yeah. a university student. a chemical engineering student
You: hahaha
Stranger: Aha! So, you are a smart guy
Stranger: like smart people
You: nope. not really. :) haha
Stranger: Well, smart people seldom acknowledge they are smart. Ergo, definitely smart
You: i say youre the smart one
Stranger: Hahaha.
Stranger: Flattering me now, are you? :P
You: oh cmon. i dont know. haha. :)
Stranger: Haha. Youre witty too. If were around, Id be kissing you
Stranger: Of course, only if you are comfortable with it
You: haha. im always comfortable with that
Stranger: Haha. What else are you comfortable with? :P
You: drinking alcohol and having a good chat with a good company
You: you know
Stranger: haha, am guessing would know :)
Stranger: What about say, a complete stranger, softly biting your ears, running her fingers down your spine as she slowly kisses you on your neck?
Stranger: Would you be comfortable with that as well? :P
You: Oh. Really. Most often, would say yes
Stranger: Most often? And, not all the time?
Stranger: Not even if she sits close to you, facing you, slowing brushing her lips along your neck to suck your adams apple?
Stranger: As she, perhaps, continues to unbutton your shirt?
You: well. thats a different thing
You: hahaha
Stranger: Ah, see :P
You: will make sure that she will cherish the succeeding moments. :)
Stranger: Thats interesting, because shed perhaps begin to plant soft kisses down your neck, kiss your shoulder hard, pepper it with a few soft bites as she kneads your hips and claws into your back
Stranger: And then, would undo her dress, you know
Stranger: And, maybe, slide her hands down your trousers, unbuttoning them, and going down your boxers... her warm hands cupping
You: good one but would you do all those things toa complete stranger? hahaha
Stranger: Hahaha. Well, complete- no. one hour into conversation and if feel attracted, why not
You: see. youre really a smart one.
You: and at the same time can say, a hot lady. :P
You: your boyfriend must be so lucky to have you as his girl.
You: hey? are you still there? | 141e8018e3584c29 | 20201108094023 |
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You: HI
Stranger: M
Stranger: Hi
You: ARE U A BOT
Stranger: Nope
You: Ok
You: good
Stranger: U
You: No
Stranger: Okie
Stranger: Morf
You: F
Stranger: M
Stranger: Hows ur day been?
You: Bad
You: U
Stranger: Whys that and alright
You: got assulted by a group of strangers
Stranger: Woah shit u ok
You: Yea
You: But not fully ok
Stranger: Wat did they do if u dont mind sharing
You: They beated me up
Stranger: Yea damm
You: Ok bye | 142762a2d39ace76 | 20190518160131 |
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Stranger: Hey Are you a Minecraft dog? Cause wanna use my bone to tame you
You: hello
You: wow
You: are you a minecraft furnace? cause i want to put my meat in you
Stranger: Are you worth more than diamonds? Cause Im harder than obsidian
You: are you a slimeball? cause you make my piston sticky
Stranger: You play Minecraft? Lets fuck
You: roses are red, lapis is blue, my bed has room for two
Stranger: If she plays the craft shes worth the shaft
You: wow
You: nice convo dude
Stranger: Same to you man
Stranger: Same to you | 1429296dbf491d45 | minecraft, mcyt | 20210311203753 |
Stranger: hello
You: 2
You: Hello
Stranger: How do you do comrade?
You: like your glasses haha
You: Im doing well, how are you Comrade?
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: am doing well, just got home from a long night of smoking hookah and weed
You: Fun haha Just so you know Im relatively new to socialism, but know the difference between a social democrat and socialism
Stranger: Good
Stranger: So are you aware of the toxicity of identity politics?
You: Probably not enough as should be, but can see how it seperates us from seeing the real problems.
Stranger: Yes, that is correct
Stranger: More so
Stranger: Socialists, Marxists, Leftists in general, do not like social degeneracy- and that includes obsessing over racial/religious identity to blame collectively
Stranger: For example: the name White privilege. That is a toxic term
Stranger: Because there are millions and millions of White poor/working class that have zero privileges.
Stranger: That term is an insult to those families
Stranger: There is economic privilege, yes, and often it is tied to race or religion
Stranger: However, more so than anything, there is the elite class, and the working class
Stranger: Are you from North America? somewhere in EU?
You: North America
You: You?
Stranger: am from France
You: Ah bin all!
You: Je viens du Canada.
Stranger: Neuilly-sur-Seine, France
You: But still think white privilege is a big issue, and ignoring it isnt a good idea.
Stranger: yes, but it is economic privilege for than anything. Comrade, in every country on earth, the majority race has this privilege. The problem is not race itself, it is capitalism!
Stranger: In Morrocco, it is the light skin Arab/ European people that have the most privilege
Stranger: In China, it is the majority Han people who have the most privilege
You: agree that capitalism plays big part, but lets look at asia for a moment: Skin lightning cream, double eye lid surgery, etc. Im going to be more well liked than my black Comrades.
Stranger: It is every country
Stranger: Okay, but that has nothing to do with white people comrade
Stranger: That is an ancient Chinese custom, nothing to do with Europeans
You: If you go to Asia assure you theyll treat you differently than someone who is black.
Stranger: It goes back to times of Feudal days, where the richest Chinese who didnt have to work in the field were pale
You: Double eye lids are completely different thing though.
Stranger: Yes, they do not see blacks as favorable
Stranger: Do you have many blacks in your neighborhood?
You: live in a northern city in Canada, most people are white or indigenous. have about 6 black neighbours (2 families)
Stranger: Yeah me either, It is mostly no immigrants where live
You: And again, Im in no way trying to say that white people dont struggle, know we do. But not addressing white privilege is not addressing one of the many problems capitalism has brought us.
Stranger: Yes, sure, but we white people are not unique in enjoying the fruits of our racial identity
Stranger: Every country on earth has a privileged class of people, whether its race or religion
You: Its important to address our own.
Stranger: Yes it is, so the question is, how do we address this problem?
You: think one we need to show how capitalism played in regards to slavery and racial injustices, and how it divided us. Next we have to make it clear with our poc-Comrades that were on there sides and were not ignorant of the fact that were more favourable in the common eye. Ignoring this only seperates us more.
Stranger: Yes, guess, you in America are ina different situation racially.
Stranger: We have no race of people here on this continent that we enslaved
Stranger: We are all indigenous here, and all we have are migrants coming in the last 50 years
You: Canadians didnt participate in a lot of slavery either, but it doesnt mean we didnt benefit from it.
Stranger: Now that doesnt make sense comrade
You: How so?
Stranger: How do Canadian citizens, who didnt profit off slavery, benefit in slavery in another country
You: Because we traded with the US. And much of our goods came from the work of slaves. Similarly how child labour pays for the things we want today. Its not us that are making kids go into child labour, we just pay the people who put the children into it.
Stranger: Yes, that is true, many countries indirectly benefitted from the SLave trade
Stranger: Many arab countries too
Stranger: What do you think of Stalin
You: Im not trying to argue that whites are more guilty than Arabs, Asians, etc. Im trying to argue that were guilty of it in our own countries.
You: much preferred Lenin and Trosky from what know.
Stranger: Yes, but WE young generations are not guilty comrade
Stranger: Just be aware, not guilty
Stranger: What do you think of Trudeau
You: Yes, but most people arent asking you to feel guilty for what people in your older generations did. Ignoring that it happened and that we still benefit from it is the problem.
You: dont like Trudeau.
Stranger: yeah hes scum
Stranger: what do you think about migration
You: think that its good, for the most part. Of course there are bad apples, but many are trying to leave for safety.
Stranger: Do you think the refugees should be temporary given their home country returns to safety?
You: dont think know enough to make an informed decision.
Stranger: Fai Strange
Stranger: ok comrade Im going to go
You: Okay Comrade, bonne nuit :)
Stranger: Please work on shedding your liberalism ;) | 14488512a47b2d87 | politics, socialism | 20180124100428 |
Stranger: Wanna try to execute all my commands? If so, nod ur head
Stranger: Sit on the floor
You: Ok
Stranger: Put the phone upright on the floor
You: Ok
Stranger: mean put it standing
Stranger: Arent u alone in the room?
You: My sleeping baby brother wont bother us
Stranger: Can u go to the bathroom?
You: No
You: He is 2 years old its fine
Stranger: Fine
Stranger: Put the phone where was
Stranger: Bring ur knees to ur chest
Stranger: Spread ur legs
Stranger: Take off ur clothe
Stranger: Take off ur shirt too
Stranger: Beautiful tits
Stranger: Put the phone against the door at ur left
Stranger: Knees to ur chest
Stranger: Put the phone under the window
Stranger: Bc of the sum
Stranger: Strange ice view
Stranger: Lie on ur back
Stranger: Bring ur knees to ur chest
Stranger: Lift ur legs to ur chest
Stranger: Mmmm
Stranger: Spread ur legs
Stranger: Open ur mouth, pussy and asshole at same time
Stranger: Ur pussy and mouth wider
Stranger: Beautiful
Stranger: Is the under bed urs?
You: Yes
Stranger: Put the phone upright on it
Stranger: Get a hair brush
You: Why
Stranger: want u to do something
You: dont have a hairbrush but have a spoon
Stranger: Show me it
Stranger: Do u have a make up brush?
You: Yes
Stranger: Show me it Strange et the bigger
Stranger: Good girl
Stranger: Get on ur knees
Stranger: Lower the cam a bit
Stranger: Is the phone on the bed?
You: Yes
Stranger: Move it further back
Stranger: Put the brush on the bed with the handle upwards
Stranger: On the bed
Stranger: Lets try another way
Stranger: Put the phone under the window
Stranger: Get on all fours
Stranger: Put the brush on the floor with handle upwards
Stranger: Move it forward
Stranger: Suck it
Stranger: Mmmm
Stranger: Keep brush on the floor
Stranger: Hold it with both hands
Stranger: Suck faster
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: Upright ur back
Stranger: Move the phone to a higher place
Stranger: Lower the cam a bit Strange et on ur knees Strange pen ur mouth
Stranger: Put the hrush handle in it
Stranger: Move it forth and back
Stranger: Is there someone behind the door?
You: My dad got home
Stranger: Is the door locked?
You: No they took the lock
You: was being a bad girl
Stranger: Cant u go to the bathroom now? | 14489e2fa56f00b4 | 20220715163032 |
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You: m love
You: you boob
Stranger: iam 16
You: iam 19
Stranger: hell no
You: promise
Stranger: what
Stranger: what
You: boob
Stranger: no
You: sex
Stranger: no
You: no mobile
Stranger: bye
You: indian me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
Stranger: what
You: wow
You: sex
Stranger: let me see maybe
Stranger: let me see it
Stranger: now
Stranger: now
You: 2012-2023
You: girl
You: 9
You: sad
Stranger: let e see dick
Stranger: now
Stranger: your mom
You: sister me
Stranger: go to your room
Stranger: what text it
You: sex
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what Strange
You: 10 minutes
Stranger: no
Stranger: 3
You: wow
You: thank god
You: its good
You: more
Stranger: bye | 14696f059cc290c8 | 20221029174007 |
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Stranger: hi
You: hey Yor ait
You: imma get my earphones
Stranger: sup
You: all good
You: wbu?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: yeah same here
You: gujarat. but dw. not a gujarati
You: u?
Stranger: same case
Stranger: banaglore
You: thats a really cool place Yo pecially the weather Yor was about to be there on this 15th Yor ut had to cancel
You: youre hot
Stranger: yeah. i like it here
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: you look good to me
Stranger: tempting
You: tbh, i wouldnt have canceled if i knew you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that would have been nice
You: you wanna start with us pleasing each other?
You: i am horny
Stranger: sure
You: so how do we start it. Ive never had someone this calm casual before
Stranger: haha
You: u could start with playing ur boobs. thatd help
You: fuck ur amazing
Stranger: i see youre hard ;)
You: its about to be bigger
Stranger: i love rubbing over the pants when its hard
You: im on reddit as u/hereforsexting, if we disconnect accidently. cause i wanna have u everyday babe
You: ur such a tease
Stranger: so are you babe
You: oh yes
Stranger: youre tempting me so much
You: you know what could bring out the horniest in me? you voice
Stranger: mmmm im not sure about that :P
You: you are amazing
You: wish i was there
Stranger: and i wish i was on top of you
You: youd have had the best ride of ur life babe oure hot
You: mmm
You: ohh yeah
Stranger: iso badly wanna ride you
You: id make you moan like hell babe
Stranger: i dont doubt that;)
You: care to give me a minute so that i can get the door. make sure no one disturbs
You: damn. your boob
Stranger: sure
You: fuck i wanna suck on it so bad
You: hope i didnt make you wet
You: moan for me honey
Stranger: i am so wet baby
You: enjoy urself. im gonna make sure u cum too no matter what
You: make me hard
You: just a minute Yo rso fucking hot
You: id fuck ur brains out
Stranger: oh i wish you couldd
Stranger: love that dick
You: make me hard Yo d have you all to myself all day Yo mmm
You: yeah
You: rub ur self hard babe Yo how me ur lips and talk dirty babe
You: ur hairs are just amazing
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You: im still not hard babe Yor jake me
You: youre hot af
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You: then ihave not something understand u | 147168c136646907 | female | 20180424113246 |
You:m
Stranger: Hif42
You: 17
Stranger: Nice what you up to?
Stranger: Got a gf?
You: nothin much Yo hat are you up to?
You:no
You: hello?
Stranger: Im just back from a night out with my sis and my friends. Very drunk lol
You: nice
Stranger: Hubby and kids asleep
You: mmmm...
Stranger: So came on here and been kicked off omegle video chat
You: would you like to suck my dick?
You: hello?
Stranger: Mmmm yes if you would let me? You dont mind my age? Or that am married with kids?
You: nope
Stranger: Good. Wish you were here right now
You: would you suck my dick?
Stranger: Mmmm if you were here now in my living room? Yeah
Stranger: When did you tum 17?
You: yeah... i wanna make you cum...
You: is that okay?
Stranger: Mmmm yeah
Stranger: like bad
Stranger: When did you tum 17?
You: a couple months ago
You: september
Stranger: Hot
Stranger: would be all over your cock right now if you were here.
You: what cupsize are youcif you dont mind me asking?
Stranger: C
Stranger: would lick up from your balls to your cock tip and then put it in my mouth
You: id fuck you until you tell me to stop
Stranger: Mmmmmm
Stranger: would let you fuck me even if wanted you to stop
You: but first,
You: id start off with kissing you
Stranger: You would need to find a way to shut me up though so my moaning doesnt wake anyone up in the house
You: making it as messy as can be
Stranger: Are you attracted to older women? Or just any woman?
You: next, id slowly put my hands dowm your pants and start fingering you
You: any is fine with me
Stranger: Mmmmmm
Stranger: God god thats exactly what need just now
Stranger: When did you first start getting attracted to women?
You: you wouldnt mind if i forced my sick down your throat would you?
You: amaybe 14
Stranger: Mmmm god thats hot! No not at all! Force me anyway you want
Stranger: Would you have been attracted to me at 14? When was the first time you jerked off?
You: after making you cum, id shove my dick into you
You: yeah
Stranger: Mmmmmm
You: 14
Stranger: am so wet
You: and start pounding your pussy
Stranger: God would need to moan! How would you make me be quiet so my husband or kids didnt wake up from my moans?
You: afterwards, id take uou to the kitchen and fuck you till you came there
You: to be honest,id fuck you quiet or loud.
Stranger: Fuck thats hot
Stranger: So dangerous
Stranger: So so bad
You: if you want, i can take your panties and shove it dogn your throat
Stranger: Mmmmm
You: thatll muffle the sound
Stranger: You are so bad love it
You: next id take you to the downstairs bathroom and toy with your body there
Stranger: You would have to be careful. The downstairs bathroom leads into my daughters room
Stranger: would be cumming so bad
Stranger: What would you do to me in the bathroom?
You: okay, ill tease you lightly, or let you play with me
Stranger: Mmmmm sit on my face
You: what next?
Stranger: Be rough tobmy body
Stranger: Do anything you want tonne
Stranger: To me
Stranger: In the bathroom
You: would you like all my cum on you?
Stranger: Mmmm yes do!
Stranger: Are the panties still in my mouth shutting me up?
You: id lock the door and deep throat you until i cum
You:no
You: my dick is gagging you now
Stranger: Oh god so hot! Force fuck my mouth in my daughters bathroom!
Stranger: Where will you cum?
You: how old is she?
You: depending on uoir answer, she might have to clean her own sheets if you let her join
Stranger: Its my 6 and 9 year olds room. My older daughter has her own room upstairs.
You: if shes too young then in your ass.
You: would you let either or join?
Stranger: Fuck you are bad!
You: so what say ye?
You: if no, then id fuck you till we got to a closet and fuck you there until everyroom has your some of your cum in it
Stranger: dont know! dont think have a choice! If you are fucking me in the bathroom would be trying not to make noise but if you are deepthroat me then would be gagging... would you be moaning as i deep throat.
Stranger: ?
You: then let me lick your pussy as you suck my sick
You: then were both each others gags
Stranger: You said dont have my panties in my mouth anymore... did we leave them in the living room? Mmmmm so hot
Stranger: would need to find panties to stuff down your mouth too so you are quiet
You: yeah
You: maybe ill cum on them and stuff them in your mouth
You: we still got upstairs to do
Stranger: If they are in the living room then dont have panties down here unless you take some out the laundry basket in the bathroom.?
You: whose would it be?
Stranger: Its only the girls that use this bathroom
You: i cum on one of them and stuff itin your mouth as i carry ypu upstaors fucking you all the way up
Stranger: Mmmm fuck you nasty fucker! You would cum in my daughters panties and shove it in my mouth?
Stranger: Would you touch the panties with your dick?
You: would i grope you in front of your sleeping husband? yes i would
Stranger: What about you? need panties to put into your mouth too so you dont moan as you cum!
You: which pantoes would you give me?
Stranger: Which panties would you take? Are we still in the bathroom downstairs or have we moved yet?
You: were still there
Stranger: Then you need to take panties from the laundry basket
You: is it dirty?
Stranger: Yes its laundry
You: if so, the oldest sister
Stranger: There are three in the basket. Pink, white and hello kitty. You choose one... will tell you whos. panties they are after you choose
You: white
Stranger: Lucky you its Lisas. the older, 9
Stranger: Now fuck me!
You: picks you up and shoves my sick inside you
Stranger: Hard! Rape my body in their bathroom as our moans are muffled with their panties in our mouth!
Stranger: am so wet! just came! Second time since we been talking! Love it! Need more!
You: fucks you in the shower pushing your boobs against the wall
Stranger: Mmmmmm fuck! So hot
You: takes you outside and fucks you as you crawl up the stairs
Stranger: You think our muffles are quiet enough?
Stranger: What in your dirtiest fantasy do you want to happen?
You: i wanna have your daughter join so you can teach her how to have sex
You: ori wanna bathe you in my cum on your bed
Stranger: Fuck! Seriously? You are bad bad bad! Mmmm so maybe you shouldnt take me upstairs then?
You: then what are yours?
You: im still thrusting hard into you
Stranger: Mmmmm mine is to be the biggest slut for you and do anything to meet your dirtiest fantasies!
You: then i want you to do just that.
Stranger: Tell me what to do...
You: shall we visit your room or the oldest daughters room?
You: or shall i take you outside and fuck you on the grass?
Stranger: My oldest is only 11. Its up to you! What would you want to do the most? already feel like the bigggest slut so want to be a bigger slut even more for you
Stranger: We can leave bathroom into the next door Toom or upstairs.
You: teach your daughter how to sex.
You: or mess up the guestroom
You: if you have one
Stranger: Which one? Julie (11) Lisa or Kiera (9 and 6 next door)
You: you choose, slut
Stranger: Lets go next door. Julie is upstairs next to hubby room so hubby might wake if we go to her room. Better stay down here
You: so who will uou teach?
You: the 9 year old preferably
Stranger: Mmmm preferably? You have a preference for a 9 year old? So bad fuck Im so homy
Stranger: Both
You: okay Yo grab you and fuck you inside
You: their rooms
Stranger: would moan
Stranger: They would wake
You: id fuck you hard and fast enough to cum in you
Stranger: No pull out
Stranger: Let them see your hard cock
You: pulls out my dick
You: would you let them suck it?
Stranger: Mmmm do you want them to?
You: yeah
Stranger: Fuck
You: i wanna make them dirty.
Stranger: Ok
You: that okay with you
Stranger: Ok
You:?
Stranger: Yeah
You: ok
Stranger: Mmmm fuck am a bad mother
Stranger: But its so bad its crazy hot
You: asthey suck my dick, id flip you over and kiss you while rubbijg your pussy
Stranger: Mmmmm would you like their small mouths and tongue on your cock and balls?
You: yeah
You: if they can fit it, they can get some milk if you know what i mean
Stranger: Really? My own daughters? Little girls? Sucking you infront of their slut mother?
Stranger: Mmm
You: as they attempt to do so, id start laying on a bed and fingering you hard and fast
Stranger: Mmmmm fuck
Stranger: Do you want them to take their nighties off?
You: id lick a nipple and finger a lot faster
You: yeah
You: better yet? no
You: i want the cum on their clothes so no cum goes on them
You: then i can keep fucking you
Stranger: Fuck just came again
You: im gonna cum a huge load soon
Stranger: You want cum on their clothes... cum would be dripping down their mouth
You: its yes
Stranger: bet they would like your cock
You: your cum would be running down my sromach
You: yeah they would
Stranger: Mmmmm
You: id thenpic you up and place you on my dick and fuck you in front of them
Stranger: Mmmm yes so hot
Stranger: Mommy is a slut
You: showing how much ofa slutvyou are
Stranger: god they would love seeing your rock hard cock
You: id fuck you until i came and had then auck it off
Stranger: Oh so bad they would taste my pussy on your cock
You: yeah You ats what i want
Stranger: Do you think they would get wet sucking your cock?
You: would you let me fuck them if they did?
Stranger: Oh god
You: yeah?
Stranger: You fucking filthy fuck! Mmmm you are so so bad!
Stranger: Would have a choice?
You: or do you want me to yourself?
You: and yes you do
Stranger: want to please you... would you want only me? Orme and to try them? Fuck cant believe am asking that!
Stranger: You could compare me with them
Stranger: Or just have me
You: okay then
Stranger: Fuck love it!
You: id pick up the six year old and fuck her till she came
Stranger: Im so hot and drunk right now and getting so wet and cumming so much from talking to you
You: then ill do the 9 year old doggy style
Stranger: Oh fuck! What the fuck! Mmmmm how! How would you fuck her? You wouldnt even fit!
Stranger: Could you get hard fucking her?
You: would you like it if i did?
Stranger: Better take her nightie off if you want to fuck!
You: okay
Stranger: YES! Getting hard for my daughter? A fucking child!?
Stranger: Thats sick
Stranger: Bad and dirty
Stranger: And love it
You: i grab her small waist and push my dick in her
You: do you like what you see?
Stranger: Mmmm yeah... tell me what see
Stranger: Would you get hard for them?
You: yourc6 year old already came so go play with her
You: you see the older sister moaning and in pure bliss
You: as ivthrust into her
Stranger: What about you? Are you enjoying it? Mmmm fuck
You: yes, bit i like your pussy better
Stranger: How is their pussy compared to my old used and loose pussy?
You: ive wngraved my name in it
You: there pussoes are tight
You:i sorta like it
You: i would fuck them again if you let me
You: but i love yourcpussy more.
Stranger: Mmmm would let you do anything
You: cum in them?
You: as i did you?
Stranger: Mmmmm
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Be rough with them too
You: after cumming in them, id fuck ypu too
Stranger: Mmmmm god
Stranger: so hot
You: you see your kids drooling from the bliss they were in
Stranger: You need to fuck my older daughter too! Make her pregnant
You: okay
Stranger: Fuck... are you hard for real thinking about fucking my little girls?
Stranger: Mmmm
You: id carry you upstairs
You: for you saying yes to it
Stranger: Mmmm and make my husband watch
You: maybe titll be after we ensure your daughters pregnancy
You: im gonna fill her with so much cum, youll have to eat some out of her
Stranger: Mmmmm
You: what would you want me to do to you in there??
Stranger: You want to see me licking her out?
You: yeah
Stranger: You are doing it... making me a slut. Licking my own daughters pussy full of your cum infront of my youngest daughters
You: do you wanna skip your husband?
You: i am getting a bit tired
Stranger: want him to see you fucking his daugjters. Tied up
Stranger: So he cant stop you
You: i do wanna cum in you a few times before i go to bed
Stranger: And and me loving your hard cock in me too
You: then lets do that
You: id tie him up.
Stranger: Mmmm would strip him naked
Stranger: Tied up. So he has to watch you own his. family
You: okay
You: hes now naked and gagged and tied
Stranger: Mmmm what will you do? Take his daughters
Stranger: Would you get them all naked?
You: yeah
Stranger: Mmmm want you to destroy my family
You: and fuck them in different positions showing how each would be fucked
You: first, i start with the oldest one.
Stranger: Mmmm god
Stranger: Hubby would be going crazy with anger
You: first shed complain but after seeing it, shw has the urge to suck it.
Stranger: Im so wet! have cum 5 times tonight!
Stranger: More than ever before in a night
You: after sucking it, shes dripping wet,
You: lets make you cum 10 times
Stranger: Mmmmm god yes.
Stranger: Your wel on your way doing such bad things infront of my husband! love it! My own daughters.
You: after pushing my dick in her, she moans loudly, and giggles
You: soon afterwards, shes on the ground as lewd moans escapes her as i pound her pussy
Stranger: Mmmm god I love it
Stranger: How do you think my husband would react to this!?
Stranger: We could never be a family again
You: how would you like it?
Stranger: would love it! You are damaging my family beyond reair and its so evil and bad and am so tumed on! came again
You: how can i find you again?
You: i wanna fuck you fora week
You: starts fucking your second eldest daughter with her legs open
Stranger: Mmmmm dont know. How can we keep in touch?
You: your eldest daugheter has cum spraying out of her
Stranger: Mmmm fuck her yeah! You like fucking a 9 year old? Mmmm legs open and spread! You would be so deep
Stranger: God want to see my husband watching this so bad!
You: maybe a number
You: i thruat deeper and harder
Stranger: Sorry cant give my number its too risky if hubby finds out etc
Stranger: Any other way?
You: no, not phone number, just random numbers
You: cums in her pussy
You: starts gagging her with my dick
You: brings the younger one over and lets her eat her sister out
Stranger: God yes. Hard!
Stranger: God! Mmmmm how do you think my husband would react?
You: hell be in tears
You: soon i lift your youngest daughter and slide my dick into her | 147792fa7fbc745c | slut | 20161204233000 |
Stranger: Hey
You: do you have a pie recipe
Stranger: A pie recipe? Cant say i do lol
You: darn
You: so why police?
Stranger: Im almost done with the academy. You?
You: oh thats cool, youll either laugh or hate me when i say this
You: but i meant the band the police
Stranger: Oh🤣
Stranger: Rip
You: yeah, oh well lol
Stranger: Idk who that is tbh lol
You: oh no way?
Stranger: Lol yeah sorry
You: think theyre from the uk? 80s
You: fairly sure that theyre alt
You: maybe rock?
Stranger: Ok. Sounds pretty neat actually lol
You: yeah you should check em out
Stranger: shall actually
You: how old are you?
You: coming out of the academy soon
Stranger: 23. You?
You: 17
Stranger: Nice lol
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: what made you wanna be a cop? Yor m from Canafa Yor anada
You: and yourself?
Stranger: Just wanna help people actually. Make a difference
Stranger: Im from the us
You: what state?
Stranger: Michigan
You: dont dislike cops or anything, but there are other ways to help people
Stranger: Yeah. But this is the way i wanna do it so
You: dont hurt anyone when you graduate
Stranger: cant promise that. All depends on them
You: thats scary
You: do they teach negotiation at the academy?
Stranger: Well thats the nature of it. We dont act out. We react. If someone tries to harm us, we have to defend ourselves
Stranger: Yeah. A lot actually. Going through this, laugh at people who say cops need more training. The general public has no idea what we have to learn and how intense it is
You: Id like to learn more about the training, Ill have to look it up
Stranger: Its intense. lve done hours of training on interpersonal speaking, shoot or dont shoot, and firearms tactics
You: if someone draws a firearm and threatens you with it but doesnt shoot, do you shoot first?
Stranger: Absolutely
You: why?
Stranger: Would you take the chance? Would you wait to see if they shoot first? What if theyre very accurate or get lucky? Shoot you in the head?
Stranger: Id like to come home to my family at night. And if someone threatens my life, theyve made that decision. didnt tell them to
You: well would you consider just have a gun pointed at you a threat?
Stranger: If pointed a gun at your and threatened to shoot you, would you consider it a threat?
You: non verbally threatening me? i didnt have a gun myself then absolutely
You: but what if the person was afraid for someone elses life?
Stranger: Well then in that case, i would still fire. The finger only has to move an inch to pull the trigger
Stranger: Why would they feel afraid for someone else and shoot a cop?
You: do they teach ethics at the academy?
Stranger: All the time
You: i can give you a situation if you like
Stranger: Sure. Ill explain what Id do and why
You: someone goes up to you and says that that man(1) over there has a knife
You: actually in just that case what would you do?
You: out of curiosity
Stranger: Well its not illegal to have a knife. So would probably go up and talk to the man. would keep a safe distance in case things turned for the worse, but Id just talk with the guy. See what hes doing. If hes not doing anything illegal, Id let him be
You: i usually carry a pocketknife on me because its useful in some situations and for protection because Im a girl
Stranger: Of course. Its not illegal here. dont have an issue with it. wouldnt even draw my gun
You: thats actually kind of interesting
You: knifes are hard to use at long range i guess so you cant hurt many people
You: guns are scary
You: on that note, what are your thoughts on American gun laws
Stranger: Guns can be scary if you dont know much about them. Guns are also really fun
Stranger: think we have too many tbh. think background checks are good. But for the most part, theyre pretty restrictive
You: but kids my age are able to get guns
Stranger: Do you think guns are the bad part? Or the people using them?
You: think that because of the small amount of people using guns for abusive purposes, no one should be able to have guns. typically even a background check can leave things up in the air? what if a person is mentally unstable but has never acted out perviously, or theyre kkk or neonazi with no record?
You: that makes them dangerous in the hands of anyone
You: toddlers have shot people accidentally
You: it makes it more likely to succeed in committing suicide
Stranger: Ok. So then for the sake of that argument, a small amount of people have used cars to kill others by drunk driving, or malicious use of the vehicle. Should we ban cars? Or knives even?
Stranger: Im not sure if you know, but deaths due to cars are higher than guns every year consistently
You: the amount of lessons and time it takes before you can even start thinking about driving is a large difference. another difference is that almost all car owners who have killed someone did it by accident
Stranger: Same with guns actually. Also, would you agree murder is a crime?
You: i agree that its manslaughter, which is bad, but with less intent you get less time in jail most of the time
Stranger: Ok. So lets say intentional murder. Its illegal, correct?
You: cars are also used to transport things and people, guns only have one use, is that not correct M
You: ?
Stranger: Actually, use guns to shoot for fun and hunt.
Stranger: But, murder is illegal, correct?
You: but even hunting is to kill
You: and of course
You: gun ranges im not against
Stranger: Ok. So making murder illegal doesnt stop people from killing. In that case, banning guns and making them illegal wont stop people from getting them. Theyll just strip law abiding citizens from getting them. A prime example was the automatic weapons ban in america. It made fully automatic weapons in america illegal. However, they still exist today. Not because citizens still have them, but because criminals dont care. If they will kill, they will have illegal guns. Making something illegal doesnt make it go away
Stranger: Drugs are illegal, and yet millions of people will take them this year. Thousands will overdose and die
Stranger: The only thing banning guns will do will strip those who follow the law the ability and right to own them. And that leaves them defenseless
You: the drug argument is invalid in my opinion because if they were to make those drugs legal, less people would over dose because they would be able to get proper help without fear of taboo or judgement
Stranger: Its not about overdosing. Its about having them. People will still have them
You: if its not about the dying and people have them legally, who cares?
Stranger: Plus Thats not true. Police depts and healthcare workers offer programs where people can get help without facing charges
Stranger: agree. Same with guns though, right?
You: you were the one who said it wasnt about the deaths, the deaths to guns are concerning to me because in Canada weve had strict guns laws for years, sure some people still have guns, but the total death rate is wayyyyy lower from firearms in total
You: its the lives that matter, not the guns
Stranger: Right. But look at the UK then. They have a total ban on guns, but have still had mass attacks. Instead of guns, they use knives and vehicles. Knives are a huge issue over there. And they can still kill lots at one time before theyre stopped. Should we ban knives then? If people want to kill, they will find a way to do it. The biggest terrorist attack on US soil didnt involve a single gun, but still killed thousands. Guns arent the problem. People are. think wed be far better off working on the mental health than gun reform
You: again, knives, such as the one that i use, cant be used to take out as many people as a gun, as well has more than the use of just killing someone. agree that we should ban the knives whose sole intent is to kill
You: though i agree that mental health is incredibly important
Stranger: Well have to say, while we wont change each others minds, its been nice debating with you. Ill have to respectfully disagree. Id like to debate more but i have to finish a cover letter lol
You: No worries at all, wish you luck on the cover letter and in school, hope you stay safe with covid and everything else :)
Stranger: Thanks. You too! | 1479a8dd65514cc1 | police | 20210328213515 |
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Stranger: from where
You: halloween have allready been
Stranger: no sense wasting pumpkins
You: im from sweden
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Stranger: no camera..?
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Stranger: why you on here?
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You: ok
Stranger: legs..?
You: what legs?
Stranger: umm...yours
You: wait
Stranger: if ur offering lol
You: https://4kwallpaper.org/wp-content/ uploads/2017/01/sexy-girl-wallpaper1.jpg
You: lol
You: u just got trolled! LOL
Stranger: ok...again?
You: what?
You: again
Stranger: im a giant...
Stranger: thats a daily event for me
You: oh sorry
Stranger: idc
Stranger: im a grown man...legs?
You: but im from sweden
Stranger: lol
You: trelleborg in the southest of sweden
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i like your small red gummy fish
You: i know are the called swedish fish in the us?
Stranger: yepp
You: oh we call them malco fiskar
Stranger: they say fish in the wild taste that way... Yor alco fiskarmalco fishes
You: it dosent
Stranger: ..what else tastes so strange?
You: what strange? | 14b55a24f4f1ee55 | 20201109001213 |
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Stranger: Are you awake? HWH (17. 2.45 AM)
You: Yeah. Whats up? AM (18)
Stranger: Just.. asking. HWH
You: Everything okay? AM
Stranger: Yes... of course... why wouldnt it be? HWH
You: Just asking. AM
Stranger: You okay? HWH
You: Yeah, fine. Just having trouble sleeping. AM
Stranger: Why? Because of the storm? HWH
You: dont know. Im just thinking about stupid shit. AM Although this storm is quite something, huh? AM
Stranger: What are you thinking about? HWH
Stranger: Yeah. dont like it. HWH
You: Everything, really. You know. Middle-of-the-night thoughts. AM
You: Cant sleep either? AM
Stranger: Yeah. couldnt relax with those thunders. HWH Uh. That sounded childish. HWH
You: Nah. get it. AM
Stranger: Do you want to share somr of your thoughts? HWH
You: Well, Im mostly thinking about Uni and stuff. What want to do, you know? AM
Stranger: Do you have any idea? HWH
You: To be honest Im kinda sick of school. Would be nice to just work for a while. AM What about you? Made up your mind yet? AM
Stranger: Im not sure yet. know dont want to do anything scientific. Id like to be a teacher, so maybe literature..?! HEH
You: Yeah? Youd make a great teacher, Mish. AM
Stranger: You think so? am good with kids, but... HWH
You: Youre good at explaining things. And youre probably the most patient person know. AM
Stranger: Well, am your best friend, had chances to practise patience :P HWH
You: Exactly my point. AM
Stranger: Thank you. HWH What work do you want to do? Hwh
You: dont know. It would be fun to just.. tinker with cars or something. AM
Stranger: can see you doing that. HWH
You: Until Im in the mood to sit ata desk again. Ive been thinking about engineering, maybe? AM wasnt even considering Uni before, you know. But youve made me realise Im not a completely lost cause so.. AM
Stranger: You really arent. Dont think that. HWH You could be a great engineer. HWH
You: Thanks, Mush. AM
Stranger: You shouldnt be nervous about it. You can work if you dont feel like studying now. Or not. It shouldnt keep you awake at night. Either way, youll fo amazing. HWH
You: guess its mostly about going off on my own, you know? Moving away and shit. dont know. Its kinda scary. AM
Stranger: Youll always have me and other friends. HWH
You: Yeah. But it would suck if couldnt see you every day. AM
Stranger: Maybe we can move away together. dont like the idea of being alone either. HWH
You: Except youd probably get into Oxford or Cambridge or something. dont think Im quite up there. AM
Stranger: ... would miss you too much. HWH_ mean. dont need to attend the best university... HWH
You: You should, though. If you have the opportunity. You deserve the best. AM
Stranger: And you? HWH
You: Ill take what can get. AM
Stranger: But Lex. HWH
You: Id miss you like crazy, though. AM
Stranger: Me too. HWH Ill go where you go. HWH
You: Im not going anywhere yet. Theres still time to decide. AM
Stranger: Okay. Good. HWH
You: You might be sick of me in a year, anyway. Who knows, hm? AM
You: (brb)
Stranger: cant get sick of you, idiot. HWH
You: No? AM
Stranger: Youre my best friend. HWH
You: Im obviously very lucky. AM
Stranger: Im the lucky one. HWH | 14b637f6c9fad00c | hamex | 20170327052351 |
You: Lee
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you girls
Stranger: Ah, Lee, love that name.
You: ?
Stranger: Girl here..! What yalii up to now..?
You: Umm Yo
You: Where are you from | 14b9738c4948977a | 20230122082655 |
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: Who do you like to play?
Stranger: Ive roleplayed before but never in the Game of Thrones universe. hope you dont mind! Im all caught up on the show though. think might like to play as Arya, Sansa, Daenerys, Jon, Brienne, maybe others. Who do you like to play?
You: Sansa is my go to character for GoT, although can play just about anyone. How would you feel about playing Tyrion?
Stranger: Yeah, could try! Do you have any ideas or a prompt?
You: Yes have a prompt.
You: There was less than a week until the wedding ceremony and feast, Sansa should be returning from her trip north any day now with her brothers and Lord Commander Jon Snow, and Tyrion was busy ironing out the financial and diplomatic details of the wedding. Their daughter Joanna had been promised to Queen Daenerys son Aerion upon her birth, like her mother she was tall and thin with Tully blue eyes but her fathers golden blond locks and sharp wits. The Queen and her Hand had made certain that their children were well acquainted by the time they were to be wed. Tyrion was in his solar when his daughter burst through the door, Joannas braids had come loose and she was still wearing her riding leathers, and there was a look in her eye that was rarely seen, fear. Mother and the party from Winterfell have just arrived, but they were ambushed outside of the city. She said hastily, leading her father to the room where her mother and the rest of their family were being treated. Sansa looked to be unharmed, apart from a small gash on her cheek, though her eyes were red and wet with tears she sat wrapped in the arms of the Lord Commander Tyrion... She said hoarsely. ((RP as Tyrion?))
Stranger: ((Give me just a sec to reply. Also just for later sake, who is Aerions father?))
You: ((Hadnt actually considered that wrote this a while back. Lets just go with Daario or Jorah.))
You: ((Also 1m on my phone so Imk if you want my email in case we get disconnected.))
Stranger: ((Jorah sounds good!)) There were many unpleasantries that Tyrion had to bear in his life, among them being beaten and ridiculed for things out of his control. But he would choose that any day over seeing his beautiful daughter in tears over her mothers well-being; Sansa was his one true redemption, and he couldnt stand the thought of her being attacked. He made haste to where she was kept, rushing to her side at once. Sansa, my lady, he breathed, looking over her wounds. All he could see was a bloodied cheek, but Sansa looked shaken and unwell. He took her hands in his, Who hurt you? Tyrion looked to Jon who had stepped away from Sansa but still stood near. What happened? Joanna said there was an attack outside of the city walls.
You: Sansa was still shaken, which was difficult to do given all she had suffered in her past. She would have come south earlier from Winterfell where their younger son had been staying with Bran while the city was being prepared for Joannas upcoming nuptials. 1 dont know, their faces were covered...I didnt get a chance to see them before....before... She was unable to finish her sentence so Jon spoke up We were ambushed, Arya believes the group to be the brotherhood without banners. Though theyve never ventured this close to Kings Landing before. He explained biting his lip before continuing They kidnapped little Ned. He said finally. Ned was Sansa and Tyrions youngest child, only a few years old. | 14c0beb4d2deda1c | Game of thrones, Game of thrones roleplay | 20171108121127 |
You: Hiii
Stranger: Hilw
Stranger: Where are you from
You: U like video chat
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Plz on video
You: Please call me
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: On video camera
Stranger: Where are you from
You: Maharashtra Yo
You: From
Stranger: Your good name
Stranger: Assam
You: Good
Stranger: Your name
You: Aryan
Stranger: Oh
You: Yes
Stranger: Oh | 14c926c465762b08 | 20221126151904 |
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: whats up
Stranger: Nothin
Stranger: Just tryna find girls
You: facts so much dick on here LMFAO
Stranger: Yea have mine out but we dont talk about that
You: especially old people like no one wanna see that
You: haha
You: how old?
Stranger: 13 Yo
You: im 16 haha
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Honestly idk why 1m on here
You: big facts
You: idk either
You: im just THAT bored
Stranger: Same
You: Imfao
Stranger: Damnit it went soft
You: feelsbad
Stranger: Yea IIl have to wait for a porn boy or something
Stranger: Bot
You: Imaooo
Stranger: m not gay
You: i mean nothing wrong with it if you were
You: im bi so i get it, its cool
Stranger: was bi earlier this year
You: oh really?
Stranger: Yea
You: what made you switch back?
Stranger: Idk just lost the feeling guess
You: yeah i feel you
You: you seem cool anyway
You: do you have twitter or something
Stranger: No sorry
Stranger: Wait u a guy or gurl
You: oh alr
Stranger: Girl
You: im a boy
Stranger: Ok
You: ye
You: well
You: anyway
You: how was halloween
Stranger: Got high af
You: mood
Stranger: First time too
You: oh niceee
Stranger: The bong hits different
You: haha
You: it sure does
You: so i take it youre from the u.s.
Stranger: Cali yea
You: oh nice
Stranger: Wbu
You: im in new york
Stranger: Nice
You: yeah 4:14am and i have school
You: pepesad
You: gonna be hitting different when i fall asleep in chemistry class online today
You: Imaoo
Stranger: ur lucky
Stranger: have real school tomorrow
You: feelsbaddddd
You: i opted for fully online Imaoo
Stranger: tried to convince my parents to do that but they called me fat
You: LMAO
You: wif
Stranger: Not funny man
You: i dont see how that relates..
Stranger: They said the walking in between classes will give me exercise
Stranger: Also p.e
You: what about me walking to the fridge to go get lunch lol
You: we have virtual p.e. lol
Stranger: Thats waht said lol
Stranger: Oh
You: idk maybe im fat too cuz food was the first thing i thought of when i went to reply to that Imao i was like hmmmmm getting up to go to the fridge! yes!!
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Is your screen on bc its not loaded forme
You: i have my camera off cuz theres weird pedos on here and they have their stanky dicks out and last think i need is for them to see a young boy and go all freak mode on me
Stranger: True thats why its pointed at my wall
You: Imao yeah
Stranger: Bruh this girl was getting ate out by a dog bruh
Stranger: Nasty ass fuck
You: HEARD THE SAME THING FROM ANOTHER PERSON YESTERDAY WTFFF
Stranger: Yea idk what the deal is but they weird
You: lol its 4:20 for me
Stranger: Pretty sure she cummed too
Stranger: Nice
You: im ripping off a bandaid
You: and : gotta be one of the worst pains to ever fuckin experience
Stranger: Do it fast
Stranger: Like how fast bust
You: ooh i got it but FUCK ME DUDE
You: LMFAO
Stranger: mean how long it takes my to fall asleep
Stranger: Damn autocorrect
You: LOL WISH THAT WAS HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FALL ASLEEP
Stranger: Fr
You: anyway it was a nice chat but imma let you get back to doing whatever you were doing before we met LOL and well both go our separate ways Imfao
Stranger: Ight man peace
You: peace | 14cc04a50a11cace | 20201102092845 |
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You: Good evening, possible friend.
Stranger: Heyaa
You: How are you?
Stranger: m good, you?
You: Im well!
You: What do you do for fun? | 14d2512759d39104 | London | 20210214204914 |
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: o can! see
Stranger: canisee u first?
You: Wait right
You: u straight
Stranger: bi
You: same | 14d828e6b5622e4b | 20210907110447 |
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You: hi
Stranger: somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
You: aint the sharpest tool in the shed
Stranger: she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
You: in the shape of an L on her forehead
Stranger: well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming
You: fed to the rules and hit the ground running
Stranger: didnt make sense not to live for fun
You: your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Stranger: so much to do so much to see
You: so whats wrong with taking the backstreets?
Stranger: youll never know if you dont go
You: youll never shine if you dont glow
Stranger: hey now, youre an all-star, get your game on, go play
You: hey now, youre a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Stranger: and all that glitters is gold
You: only shooting stars break the mold
Stranger: its a cool place and they say it gets colder
You: youre bundled up now but wait till you get older
Stranger: but the meteor men beg to differ
You: judging by the hole in the satalite picture
Stranger: the ice we skate is getting pretty thin
You: the waters getting warm so you might as well swim
Stranger: my worlds on fire, how about yours?
You: thats the way like it and Ill never get bored
Stranger: hey now, youre all all-star, get your game on, go play
You: hey now, youre a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Stranger: all that glitters is gold
You: only shooting stars break the mold
Stranger: hey now, youre an all-star, get your game on, go play
You: hey now, youre a rock star, get the show on, get paid
Stranger: and all that glitters is gold
You: only shooting stars
Stranger: break the mold
Stranger: crap wrong part
Stranger: alright cya that was fun | 14dfabbacbb0f29e | 20180403043655 |
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You: how old are you?
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: 18
You: Ims your face lol
Stranger: are you a live streamer
You: yes and no lol | 14dfb24696e5c941 | 20210123075320 |
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Stranger: hi, 1p?
You: sure!
Stranger: cool, you have any starters?
You: Not really. just kinda wing it
Stranger: cool, canon or AU (and probably should establish Loki or Tony too lol)
You: usually do at least slightly canon-divergent and play either of them
Stranger: have a post-CW or post-AoU starter for Tony where hes back in NYC or we can just wing it
You: actually ahvent seen CW all the way
Stranger: its vague enough to be after either, so we can just leave anything CW-related out
You: Im fine with that.
Stranger: rock n roll, let me put it up and well go from there
Stranger: Tony isnt naked when he comes downstairs, but the tight red mini dress gathered around his waist is not leaving a lot to the imagination either. Doesnt matter right now, hes on his way to grab a bottle of Dom because Nicolette- Nicola? Nicole? Victoria?- the woman in his bed wants champagne for breakfast and who is Tony if not a phenomenal host? On his way to the kitchen, he scratches his head and belly with a yawn. Arent you supposed to be dead? He says as he passes Loki who is lounging on his couch with a glass. of wine in his hand. And why do taste lawn clippings? Doesnt seem right. He smacks his lips and reaches to open the bar fridge. Wait. He pauses. He closes the fridge door and takes a step back and looks at the couch. Loki. On his couch. Shit.
You: Loki had wondered for a while if there was any chance his brother wouldnt fall for him faking his own death. But so far it didnt seem like that was possible. He wasnt sure what exactly had drawn him back to the Tower, back to Tony Stark, but here he was, sitting on the mortals couch with a glass of nicely aged wine that was just dry enough. He raised an eyebrow when Tony slipped into the room wearing a red dress and the casual acknowledgement almost worried him. Until he realized it was because Tony hadnt actually registered his presence. He smiles thinly at the other, taking a sip of the wine and crossing his legs once more. Ive been thought dead more than once in my life. And as for why you taste lawn clippings couldnt begin to guess. Nor could guess about your... interesting attire.
Stranger: Tony cycles through the motions of panic rapidly. Very rapidly, fear, anger, bemusement- hey that wasnt supposed to be in there- panic, fear, anger- Jarvis? He managed to squeak but there was no Tesponse from the Al. What have you done to Jarvis? Back to anger, he stood a little taller trying to maybe intimidate, but then he remembered what exactly he was wearing and popped the bottle of champagne open and took a gulp hoping that his lady friend stayed in his bedroom for the time being while he tried to casually reach for the emergency button on the cuff he had haphazardly tossed onto the bar last night.
You: (brb)
Stranger: (kk)
You: To your artificial intelligence? Nothing that cant be undone, Loki shrugs. I had little choice but to silence him so he didnt wake you. prefer quiet in the momings and alarms and questions and fighting do not do the digestion favors. He waves his hand and JARVIS voice floods the speakers. I did try to wam you, the Al protests. But was. forcibly silenced. Loki waves his hand once more. A mute button of sorts. must say was unaware your wardrobe choices. ran to be so... eccentric. have heard stories of your proclivities but none quite so colorful.
Stranger: Really you- my wardrobe choices? Look, Homs, youve got your folk metal gear, borrowed Ra- someones dress. He felt surprised just by how his fear washed away when Loki commented on the dress he didnt remember putting on, but hey, it clearly had been a choice he made and hed be damned if someone who wore giant golden homs on his head were to criticize his choices. He twirled and grabbed the cuff as he did ending with a mocking curtsey as he pushed the button, praying the armour would respond. Now, are you here to give me a makeover oris there a reason youre drinking my best bottle of white wine at room temperature like an animal?
You: Loki sighed softly when Tony grabbed for the cuff. would not allow myself to be fooled twice by the same cheap trick. Loki looked into his glass for a moment, at the tiny bubbles clinging to the sides of the glass. My attire was formal. Traditional. He smiled at Tony and took another long sip of his wine. needed escape from Asgard, he said with a soft sigh. Thors visit to your world came on the heels of his attempted genocide of my people. wanted only to give Asgard a fair ruler who was slower to anger. But was denied that. was punished for it. fell and not a soul moumed the torment experienced. Asked what orders the slithering dark ones whispered to me through my own screams of agony. was punished for trying to protect my own skin, for leading an invasion against a lesser species. Something Thor was praised for. So have come here. Out of his shadow and away from their expectations.
Stranger: O-kay Tony made a face that he hoped wasnt rolling his eyes. Now, dont really care why you think coming back to the place you nearly levelled was a good idea, and Im pretty sure didnt ask fora sob story, but just to clarify because have some conflicting information here: genocide of your people, the same ones you then nearly destroyed and- no you know what? Dont clarify. What do you want? And one of these things needs to be to put that bottle in the fridge so can enjoy the complex flavours of this excellent white wine
You: There was a dramatic rolling of Lokis eyes as Tony spoke and he rose gracefully to his feet, making his way towards the smaller man. I would destroy the Jotun for their treachery. For their willingness to violate a centuries old treaty and defile the coronation of the Crown Prince of Asgard. Not for how they look or the powers they posses. There is a difference between the two. And as for your wine... Well have no need for your refrigeration. Loki picked up the bottle and chilled air seeped from his hand until a thick layer of frost coated the outside of the wine bottle. he watched Tony for a very, very long moment. came as a courtesy.
Stranger: It takes everything in Tonys power to not take a step back. Its ground he cannot afford to lose even if hes straight back to fear, straight back to the nightmares Loki had caused, the horrors hed seen, the screams of people he couldnt safe, of people dying. He allowed himself to blink and exhale. Everything was a game to Loki and if he wanted to, he would kill Tony in an instant. And since Tony was not yet dead, he still had a purpose, a role to play. A courtesy? He said and extended the arm with the bottle of Dom. Mind Tepeating that party trick? Tepid Dom isnt normally what drink in the moming. He avoided the fact that he was wearing someone elses dress, someone else who was still in his bedroom and as long as Loki was here, they were in danger.
You: Loki observed Tony for a while and touched the edge of the bottle, chilling it without freezing it solid. He withdrew his hand. You have your ear to the ground and an eye in the sky, Loki said as he tumed away. You would discover sooner or later my presence. Arriving here first, demonstrating that have no intention of doing anything but living quietly for a while, would buy me time. Assuage your fears. Keep the Captain and the rest of your team as far from me as possible without arousing their suspicion. He picked his glass of wine up once more and took another long gulp, emptying the glass and setting it down. I suggest you retum to your companion. And her name is Michelle.
Stranger: The laugh that escaped Tonys throat was oddly high-pitched. He was going for casual arrogance, not nightmarish fear here. Living quietly doesnt seem your style. Especially not here where your face is everyones nightmare. Had he revealed himself with that sentence? The moment anyone spots your face, theyre going to come straight to the Avengers and Im not even going to try and stop them when they do. So tell me, why isnt my next move going to be calling your brother to come collect you? It was maybe too much of a challenge, but Tony has nothing, no armour, no Jarvis, nothing but a red mini dress and a bottle of Dom. He wasnt going to win this game with force.
You: Because it wont be my face that they see, Loki murmured. Because am exhausted, wounded. He looked down at his fingertips fora moment before turing to the windows and looking over the city. have faced worse than living quietly in Midgard. his voice was hardly more than a whisper and he swallowed thickly. He glanced over his shoulder and waved a hand as if clearing the air. You would do well to not come for me, to not try finding me. He tured to Tony once more. You have heart, Anthony. And itis something that still admire.
Stranger: Oh wont, Id be sending the bulkier, blond version of you, the one with the hammer, remember him? Yeah that one. Loki had given him an open and Tony would be damned if he just let that go. You think you can just appear, make demands, and then disappear without consequences? dont care how much your brother bragged about you so bravely giving your life in redemption and what not. This is my planet. Youre not gonna fuck it up a second time.
You: The other would not think to look here, Loki whispered. He regarded Tony closely and he smiled a little bit wryly. If you are so eager to see me dead then by all means call for him. My intentions are to hide and recover. Believe what you will of me. Loki honestly needed something more to eat than just wine and heneeded a place to sleep that wasnt a couch fora few stolen hours. He needed... time. The strain of faking his death twice, of fighting off Malacath... Lokis attention snapped back to the present. have made no demands of you. asked only that you not search forme.
Stranger: Okay. Tony said against all of his better judgement and took another swig from the bottle. Okay. Youre not leaving. Im not going to call your brother and youre staying here. will go upstairs and send... Michelle home and change because am not discussing anything with you in her dress. Try not to look like youre the guy who destroyed her condo. Tony pointed at the couch and grabbed a glass in which he poured some of the champagne. He would need something stronger later, but for now, he headed upstairs to explain a business emergency of sorts and send Michelle in a car to where ever she wanted to go.
You: Loki took a silent account of the seidr he still had. He didnt have much left, but there was some. Just enough. Loki decided he would take another chance on this mortal and he took a seat on the sofa, almost collapsing. There was a shimmer around him and his features changed just enough, a slight softening around his cheekbones, his hair no longer long and slick and black, but instead now shorter, softer, lighter in color, a hint of facial hair, Midgardian clothes. He would have just enough energy after this change to transform himself one more time to flee if necessary. he still felt the strain on his nearly depleted magic.
Stranger: These things happen know, and am so sorry. Tony had changed into dress pants and shirt and had a tie around his neck like he was actually headed into an emergency business meeting. Michelle, this is Lars Olsen, my business partner from Norway. Lars, this is Michelle, a very dear friend of mine who is just on her way out. He didnt allow for them to linger just in case. Michelle said goodbye with akiss and a promise that she would wait for him to call and finish what theyd started. Sighing when the elevator doors closed, Tony tumed back to Loki. She definitely bought the emergency, you look like shit.
You: Loki said nothing as Tony changed or as the woman was hurried out. He offered her little more than a polite nod and as soon as she was gone he released the illusion of changed features. He watched the mortal for a little while longer, pretending like he had as little interest as possible in what was going on. Is this the part whre you contact Thor and tell him to escort me back to my isolated prison cell where receive no visitors and nothing short of scom and threats from anyone and everyone who draws the straw short enough to stand guard?
Stranger: No. Tony said simply and tossed the tie onto the back of one of the bar stools and opened the top two buttons of his dress shirt. If do, you are set loose on the streets of New York and thats really the last thing that would be helpful right now, especially if have to explain to your brother why lost you. So youre not leaving this tower because you owe the people of this city that. If youve come to be somewhere in peace and quiet? This is going to be it.
You: have no interest in trading one prison for another, no matter how spacious a prison it may be. But Loki didnt have much of a choice. If Thor showed up looking for a fight he would lose or he would flee. He sighed and scrubbed a hand over his face, through his limp and greasy hair. His illusions were falling a little at a time and he knew it would only be a matter of time before Tony saw the ragged prison clothes he was. actually wearing. Or how thin and gaunt he really was. How far he had fallen.
Stranger: And have no interest in repeating the Battle of New York, so you will- in that moment, Tony heard the soft hiss of the secret suit compartment under his floors and Jarvis gently announcing the Mark-27B at his disposal. He looked at Loki and realized in that moment, he wouldnt need a suit. He wouldnt even need much of his own strength. Loki looked like he was going to pass out if he so much as breathed on him. Sit down before you fall and crack your head open on the mahagony.
You: Your concem is touching and yet unnecessary, Loki drawled. He had little at his disposal, but he would use everything he had to his advantage. He looked at the suit almost distastefully before looking back to Tony. He flexed his fingers slightly, suddenly glad that it was Odins magic and not his own hiding his Jotun blood from sight. He took a breath and sat on the sofa, looking all the world like lounging was his idea and not Tonys. Despite how he wanted to close his eyes and just sleep.
Stranger: You clearly have never had to clean a silk tug. Not that Tony had either, but he remembered how much the guy who had cleaned it had glared at him. Tumed out bodily fluids and red wine were a nightmare, at least judging by his face. Lokis face on the other hand looked like the guy was about to throw up, pass out, and sleep for a week. So, Tony went back to the bar, poured two glasses of neat Scotch and placed one in front of Loki. Not gonna lie buddy, you look like you did die.
You: The liquor in front of him made Loki shift uncomfortably. Midgardian liquor didnt get him drunk, but drinking it on an empty stomach could make him sick. Rather than deny it and appear weak, Loki picked up the glass and took a sip. I very nearly did. Both times. The liquor was earthy, peaty. He hummed softly at the flavor and then set the glass down. I have had little time to recover from these events in my life. Perhaps your deepest darkest wishes will be granted and my seidr will wither and fade and render me helpless to whatever punishments may come my way.
Stranger: Not running a prison camp and looking at you, if poke you too hard youre going to waste away on my couch and then get to explain to your brother how you are dead again but this time on my couch. He sighed and ran a hand over his face. This wasnt how he had imagined his day going. In fact, if this was still his day, hed be back in bed wearing that dress and Michelle- well, no sense dwelling on what clearly was a moment already passed. So you came here to lick your wounds. Why here?
You: Your planet is largely regarded as backwater and uncivilized, Loki said honestly. Those who would look for me would not look here. It is safer. It will provide me with a better chance to recover without having to fight for my life thus negating the entire purpose of the exercise. Loki closed his eyes a moment as his headache mounted and he could feel his magic slipping through his fingers like oil, like something he couldnt stop. He forced his eyes open and downed the rest of the scotch.
Stranger: Tony sighed and looking at Loki, he couldnt help the pity he felt. He shouldnt feel pity because still more often than not, he woke from his dreams screaming and a good portion of those dreams contained Lokis sneering face. Not that the face in front of him looked anything like that person and if he was honest, he probably wouldnt have recognized Loki on the streets looking like this, dressed in rags, pallid and gaunt and- You probably should take a nap or something. You seriously look like youre about to keel over dead.
You: No. have no need for such things, he said stubbomly. Loki would do anything he possibly could to avoid appearing weak. Signs of weakness would get him attacked or killed or worse. But Loki couldnt argue against how weak he looked. He glanced down at himself and realized the last of his seidr had given out. He tumed his face away from Tony under the pretense of looking out the window. If you are going to call Thor now is the time to do so. have limited patience where he is concemed.
Stranger: Have you met your brother? He sees you and hell assume did this and dont feel like getting my ass kicked into another dimension today. Tony drained his drink and poured himself three generous fingers worth and downed it in one gulp. He probably needed to be half drunk for this. For what its worth, no one comes up here without my expressed permission and Jarvis will only tell on me if my lifes in danger. If you prefer some privacy, do have guestrooms with a pretty good view.
You: No Thor and a little bit of privacy. Loki liked the sound of that but he remained completely silent for a little while longer, considering his options. Toom with a view you say, he said softly. And what would it take for a meal and a bath then? He wasnt expecting kindness or courtesy for nothing. Especially from someone who had aligned himself as an enemy. His own family had tumed their backs on him. He expected nothing different from this mortal who had said more than once there was no love lost between them.
Stranger: Please, thank you, and an apology for trying to destroy my city should do for right now, but once you feel better, Im sure well find something for you to do like doing the dishes or scrubbing the toilet with a tooth brush or something. He gestured toward the corridor behind the stairs that led to the Master Suite. Come on, he said, surprised by his own capability for compassion. Maybe he needed to drink less not more. He led Loki to the final room in the corridor, a junior suite with its own bathroom, jacuzzi tub, and a bed that almost rivalled his own in size. He figured Loki had been used to opulence and if he looked this bad, a little opulence might just be what he needed.
You: Well will say please and thank you, but it was not my intention to destroy your city. Those plans were from the Other and his army of chuitari, Loki corrected. He got to his feet, swaying slightly and he followed Tony to the room. It was large and the bed looked soft, but he refused to allow himself to sit on it. He would likely fall asleep and then he would be sleeping in his own filth. So he made his way for the bathroom, pushing the door open and immediately filling the tub. Without concem for Tonys presence as the hot water filled the bath, he peeled his shirt off, showing old, faded scars from the Others treatment and the thin, frailty of his body, bones jutting out at angles much sharper than they shouldve been.
Stranger: Lets agree to disagree on that last one for now. Still bit of a sore spot for me. Tony tumed away when Loki began to undress, mostly because the familiar feeling of bile rising in his throat was about to undermine the olive branch he had extended. Dont drown in the bath, Ill be around, if you need anything Jarvis will attempt to politely oblige.
You: There was a long moment of silence before he spoke again. I do thank you. Sincerely. He stripped all the way down, sliding into the tub and letting the hot water lap at his skin. He scrubbed and scrubbed, hair and skin alike, draining the water when he was finished. He didnt bother putting on the rough spun clothing from the prison cell. He drained the water, dried himself and stumbled to the bed. JARVIS, he murmured. Id appreciate it if you woke me in an hour. He crawled into the bed and wrapped the blankets around himself, asleep almost immediately.
Stranger: Back in his kitchen, Tony stood with his fists balled against the marble counter tops. He felt sick. He felt angry. Above all, he felt helpless because all the times he had conjured up images of revenge in his mind, they had included a self-important, carelessly arrogant Loki. Not the broken man in his guestrooms taking a bath looking like it was a toss up whether or not he would make it through the night alive. There would be no triumphant revenge, no overcoming his nightmares with a single act of bravery. With an angry grunt, he poured himself another drink and sat back down on the couch and tried to stare a hole into the window, the same window out of which he had been thrown.
You: He had to assume it had been an hour and no more that hed been asleep, considering he woke up to a soft chiming sound. Loki felt worse for the nap hed taken and not better, still exhausted but now more aware of it. He wrapped himself in a soft sheet from the bed for a lack of clean clothes and he shuffled into the kitchen. There had been a fruit bowl and he knew he needed to eat if he was going to recover his strength or his seidr. His stomach pinched tightly with the pain of hunger and he reached for an apple, biting into it hungrily.
Stranger: Mister Stark would like to let you know he was uncertain of what you eat and has ordered a variety of New Yorks finest on the counter by the fridge. Jarvis spoke as instructed. He is indisposed at the moment but offers that you make yourself at home. As a personal note, all guestroom closets have clothes in a variety of sizes unless you prefer the sheets of course. Tony was in his workshop. Not necessarily working, unless planing to drink himself into oblivion was work- and really at this point it could be considered work seeing as it took a lot to get him there.
You: I see little point in dressing just to crawl back into bed, Loki muttered around a mouthful. And it has been ages since Ive had fruit. He worked through the apple quickly before turing to the counter. Thor was a ravenous eater every day, but for Loki it had been a very, very long time since hed eaten anything truly good and enough to actually feel full. He devoured a good portion of the food before deciding he had eaten too much and looking around the penthouse. Will you tell me where Anthony is at the moment? Where he is hiding?
Stranger: Mister Stark is indisposed at the moment with business matters. Jarvis repeated what Tony had asked him to say. Tony who sat under his workbench cursing Lokis current existence and the universe when he noticed he had run out of drink in his bottle. He sighed, not nearly close to being drunk enough to pass out, let alone make terrible choices, he sighed and got back up. Pull yourself together Stark. He didnt slap himself, but he did slam his hand onto the workbench hard enough to make it sting. Sir, our guest is awake inquiring of your whereabouts. Very well, Tony pulled himself together and took the elevator three floors up back to the penthouse.
You: With the help of the Al, Loki collected what he needed to make himself some tea, curling up in his shet in the comer of the couch while he took long, slow sips of his tea. he didnt really have any familiarity with Midgardian technology, but the tea was drinkable by the end. He was mostly dozing when Tony entered the room and he paused. his eyes were mostly closed, almost entirely closed, and he was listing to the side with his exhaustion. There was no way to look dignified when tony surprised him, not when he was wearing a bed sheet and sitting on the couch half asleep.
Stranger: Bed too big and comfy to sleep in? Tony tried to put some levity in his voice. He was barely buzzed and the reason for his- well the current reason for his drinking looked like a pile of misery on his couch. Most of his anger and annoyance threatened to give away to exhaustion. Jarvis said you were looking for me. Technically, Loki had only inquired as to where Tony was, not attempted to communicate, but whatever, he needed some topic of conversation while he casually poured himself another drink.
You: had assumed you might stand guard a little more closely, Loki murmured. I slept briefly and decided to get something to eat. He cut himself off before he could confess to Tony that it was the first time hed had a full stomach in so long it was almost painful to have eaten enough. He sipped his tea once more. I can tell that my presence has made you more than a little uncomfortable. stand by my previous statement. will find a way of living quietly on my own where am not your responsibility or the responsibility of any of the Avengers.
Stranger: Yeah well, being part of earths mightiest heroes comes with a certain amount of discomfort. He took a sip, forcing himself not to gulp down the drink. Not in front of company and all that. Looks like being you comes with discomfort as well. Maybe you should Tetum to your room and try and sleep some more. He said, keeping his voice calm. Maybe he should call Michelle back and see what she was up to right now. Or go out and leave Loki behind.
You: The laugh that left Loki was thin and cracked in the middle. have no doubt that sleep will be all that He finished his tea and rose, making his way to the kitchen to rinse his cup and set it aside to dry. He dug down to his core, searching out his seidr. But instead of finding that bright and wild core of magic he found only a small, faint flickering. He hummed softly. If youre concemed on how may interfere with your life it will take me quite some time to recover enough to be anything more than a tired, hungry house guest.
Stranger: Sounds like living with a teenager or so my mother told me. Tony smiled and it was only partially forced. Ill be out for the rest of the day. If you need anything, Jarvis is an endless resource of entertainment should you get bored. He closed his eyes fora moment. There should be pyjamas in the drawers in the closet of your room if you want to be less. wrapped in sheets but still comfortable.
You: (Its really late and have work early in the moming. Do you want to continue this somehow?))
Stranger: (sure, e-mail? or we can find each other via tags tomorrow))
You: ((email works for me.))
Stranger: ((okay great, one sec))
Stranger: (sory, pizza came. lorenlaufeysongmail.com))
You: (Awesome. Ill send a link and my reply when can tomorrow. thanks!!)) | 14e5139ef2f59dd2 | frostiron | 20161117074149 |
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Trump or Biden?
Stranger: Trump
You: Can ask why?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: He made animal abuse a felony, donated millions to hbcus, hes made it easy for gay men to get HIV treatment, made a global organisation to decimilise sexyality, made peace treaties instead of starting wars like the last five presidents, only president to put forth openly gay ambassadors for other countries, made it illegal to fore someone for sexuality or religious beliefs
Stranger: To name a few
Stranger: Biden on the other hand has only hurt minorities
You: Damn well thats one hell of a list! And those are great things but can ask how has Biden hurt minorities? Both Trump and Biden have said how they support the Igbt and Biden even said he was gonna take away the banning of Trans people from the military?
Stranger: Ive got a entire notebook with everything know so if you want more reasons will give you it
You: mean sure if you want to! personally am a Biden supporter but like getting both sides
Stranger: Okay trump never band trans he band them during there year of transtioning because the military would waste funding on the surgery and because they need to recover mentally and physically can not join the military due to extreme asthma so someone transitioning needs time to recover
Stranger: Also biden supported the dont ask dont tell act and the defensive marriage act which was against gay marrigae
Stranger: Im also happy youre opened minded to both sides
You: Fair point actually- but wasnt the anti-gay thing Biden supported from more than 10 years ago? Peoples opinions can change and hes shown that they have
Stranger: Where this can be seen as true biden doesnt support gay marriage till it became relevant for himself where back in the nineties trump was giving gays job benefits that were not yet mandatory by the govermem
Stranger: Mandatory by the government to supply
Stranger: Also if you look at who voted for gay marriage it was a higher republican vote who supported it against a democratic vote who largely voted against it meaning if the republicans were taken out of the equation gay marriage would be illegal
You: actually never really thought of it that way.
Stranger: Im honestly really glad youre open minded about t
Stranger: Im happy to answer any question you have
You: That makes sense tho- and yeah with stuff try to be open minded
Stranger: Omay for example do you think taxing the rich is good or bad
Stranger: Because thats one of Bidens policies
You: mean think it is! It doesnt affect them as much and with more taxing it can go towards more things so yknow yeah just extra and it doesnt affect them that much
Stranger: Okay play on the surface yes but may I tell you why this hurts us more than them
You: Sure go ahead
Stranger: ( the McDonald thing is just a example everything would be priced more
Stranger: And thats why taxing the rich is not a good idea we would be looking at another depression
You: It literally just sent the thing about McDonalds are you sure thats all you sent?
Stranger: The moral here is if we tax the rich they arent f
Stranger: Yes Im sure
Stranger: sent like six paragraphs
You: got none of those paragraphs man
Stranger: Lemme try again will copy and paste
You: Okay-
Stranger: Okay so lets go to step one if we tax the rich there obviously going to want profits high after all thats the way you do business correct ? Because they wanna stay ahead so if we tax them more there solution will be to charge more for product and manufacturing to counter this tax Than Bidens solution to this when they addressed him was to simply raise the minimum wage to 15 darllars a big company in New York can handle than maybe but a small business in Mississippi for example where the minimum wage is 7.25 cant keep all there employees for a double minimum wage people will lost jobs Than because of this teens and older people wont get jobs because you dont pay a double minimum wage for minimum work thats not the teens fault there just not as experienced and older people likely wont be able to keep up with the demand and be fired This would lead to higher poverty and everything would be priced more making it harder for most people to keep up and people who would lose there jobs almost impossible to stay afloat since there not trying to get a darllar for one big mac there trying to get for example five darllars (the McDonald thing is just a example everything would be priced more And thats why taxing the rich is not a good idea we would be looking at another depression It literally just sent the thing a. bout
Stranger: Did it send
You: Yep yes It did send
Stranger: Okay read it and tell me what ya think because raising taxes on the rich honestly has a domino effect
You: That actually makes sense wtf
You: 1m sorry just wasnt here expecting my opinion to change | 14f27483795277e0 | Trump | 20201122220404 |
You: hi yo
Stranger: Two greetings?
Stranger: Now thats just indecent
You: coverin my bses Yo ases*
You: formal and informal
Stranger: Ye ye, like a guy in the shit dealing crack
You: i can be decent for u i promise
Stranger: Bro thats sus
Stranger: Ight Im out | 14fb893d9da9d90a | music | 20201208063709 |
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi
You: So want to do the hanging?
Stranger: Nah
You: ...
Stranger: Way too exhausting
You: What methods?
Stranger: dont tell my methods theyre sadistic
You: Oh tell me ;)
Stranger: Yeah no you sound underaged
You: Nah fam
You: Im 29
Stranger: Lol
You: Hbu?
Stranger: thought Chris Hansen had to pull up
You: Lol
Stranger: Well too sadistic and specific to explain
Stranger: Quick way is just to shoot yourself tbh
You: dont have a gun...
Stranger: Get one then Strange r jumping off a building
Stranger: Or actually talking to someone
Stranger: But nah
You: prefer exit gas
Stranger: Burny
Stranger: Tried but failed
You: :(
Stranger: Thats just embarrassing tbh
You: Ik
You: once tried hanging myself but the rope was cut off
Stranger: Her arms were cut off
Stranger: That caught me off guard
Stranger: You mean it ripped?
You: Yeah
You: My niece cut the rope
Stranger: Oh wow how fucked up from to get other people involved?
Stranger: You lack attention or something?
You: No
You: Too much problems
Stranger: Everyone has problems
Stranger: Suck it up Strange ive me one good reason
You: Well...
You: Jobs Yo got fired
You: My only job
You: Cant pay the bills
Stranger: Youre 29 dude youre young if you dont
You: My mom got hospitalized
You: My only source of income was my job
You: And i got fired
Stranger: Fired for a reason Strange
Stranger: Search for another job
You: tried
Stranger: Well keep trying
Stranger: wish my life was like this
You: Dont
Stranger: Yes do normal people problems
Stranger: Appreciate what you have
You: Well what kind of problems do you have?
Stranger: Your problems wont leave after you died
Stranger: accidentally killed my younger brother and 1m trying to cope but cant
You: Damn
You: How did you kill your brother? mean not to cause offence but why?
Stranger: dont remember
You: Hm
You: Well condolence
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Anyways
You: ?
Stranger: What now
You: Should do it?
You: Its ready...
Stranger: No
Stranger: But thats not my choice
Stranger: Why would it be
You: Goodbye and world
Stranger: Youre not gonna ask someone on Omegle bro | 150831cb260943a8 | Suicide | 20210322073228 |
You: gello
Stranger: Hey ru a str8 cis white male
You: hello
You: yes
Stranger: Mhm mhm and how old ru
You: like in human years ?
Stranger: m 13 btw
Stranger: Yes in human years
You: omg me too
Stranger: Wait rlly
Stranger: never meet somebody my age in her
You: well im actually 12
Stranger: Here*
You: but im about to be 13
Stranger: OH
Stranger: Mk
Stranger: On a scale of 1-10 how attractive do u sayur
You: some say i have a rat type of look to me
You: so i guess a3
Stranger: Oop-
Stranger: m a gay female so d have to rate myself a 16
You: thats cool
You: i have two pet rats :)
Stranger: Oh wow thats cool | 150d6ff8a8a0cb74 | 20201115050306 |
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You: Sebby, darling; get your hands off the merchandise before cut them off for you. JM
Stranger: Hey, now. Just trying to..disguise myself. SM
You: By putting your hand up that whores skirt? JM Yes, you blend right in. JM
Stranger: Someones possessive. SM
You: Youre meant to keep an eye on the deal. JM
Stranger: Yes, know. Im near it. Dont worry. SM
You: My bad, youre incredibly reassuring. JM
Stranger: Didnt touch anything, dont worry. She had some information. SM
You: So that was what she whispered into your ear? JM
Stranger: Yes, Jim. SM
You: How convenient. JM
Stranger: My god do you want me to continue this or not? Because if youre going to act all possessive and jealous, Ill walk out now. SM
You: want you to stick to the plan. JM
Stranger: have it handled. SM
You: Are you under the impression shes got more information? JM
Stranger: No, Im done with her. Shes just close enough to hear the deal without looking awkward by standing near them. SM
You: Fine. JM
Stranger: Im yours, Jim. SM
You: You were enjoying yourself. JM
Stranger: Hardly. SM You do quite enough for me. SM
You: Try and be a little less convincing next time. JM
Stranger: Understood. SM
You: might just cut her hands off. JM
Stranger: Oh, come on Jim. SM
You: Why do you care? JM
Stranger: Because you dont need to hurt innocent people for what Ive done. Take it out on me. SM
You: Arent you sweet. JM
Stranger: mean it. SM
You: Perhaps you should have thought of that. JM
Stranger: James. SM
Stranger: Ill leave before get information. SM
You: No you wont. JM
Stranger: Dont hurt her. SM
You: Youre getting soft. JM
Stranger: And youve become a jealous ass. She has nothing to do with this mission. Leave it be. SM
You: You told me she had information. JM
Stranger: She did, but it is not something she needs to be killed over, Jim. SM
You: never said anything about killing her. JM
Stranger: Well, no need to cut off her hands. SM
You: Fine. JM
Stranger: Delay Done. Got what we needed. SM
You: Lovely. JM
Stranger: Wheres the car? SM
You: Take a cab. JM
Stranger: Delayed Getting a hotel. SM
You: Have fun. JM
Stranger: No response
You: sent her a message with your room number. Enjoy. JM
Stranger: Its enough, Jim. didnt fucking want her here. Fuck off. SM
You: Why so grumpy, Seb? JM
Stranger: Dont talk to me. SM
You: Ouch. JM
Stranger: Not fucking working for you. SM
You: told you wouldnt hurt her, why are you still upset? JM
Stranger: Its not about her. Its about you being stupidly jealous. You leave me here, still pressing on about her. Its annoying. SM
You: Youre the one who decided to stay ata hotel. JM
Stranger: Because you left me here and Im not dealing with it. SM
You: Are you incapable of calling a cab all ofa sudden? JM
Stranger: Didnt want to come home. SM
You: Fine. JM
Stranger: Few hours later Sorry. SM
You: About what. JM
Stranger: Touching her. Getting upset. SM
You: delay suppose overreacted a little. JM
Stranger: Can just come home and we forget about it? SM
You: You can come home. JM
Stranger: Sebastian sighed as he pulled himself out of the hotel and into a cab, rubbing his face. It was annoying when they had such petty fights over absolutely nothing. He came into their home, unlocking the door and moving straight towards the bedroom, just wanting to rest after a long day.
You: Jim had spent the day locked in his office, trying to bury himself in work in order not to think about his fight with Sebastian. It wasnt until he heard the door open and footsteps in the hall that he emerged, hesitating for a moment as he spotted Sebastian in the doorway opposite. Tiger. he murmured, waiting for the man to turn around.
Stranger: Sebastian smirked when he heard his pet name, slowly turning around to look at Jim. He felt a bit guilty, and sure, it looked terrible what he was doing, but it was the only way he had ever learned to get information from people. Im sorry, Jim. Sebastian said softly, looking over at the man.
You: Jim looked up to meet Sebastians eyes, no expression on his face. He felt a lot of things, however. Most of all embarrassment for reacting so strongly over something so small. He hated that feeling. Walking up to Sebastian, Jim grabbed the mans belt and began undoing it, pushing him into the bedroom as he unzipped the jeans next. He pulled them down before ordering; Sit, as they reached the edge of the bed.
Stranger: Sebastian was incredibly shocked when Jim was undoing his jeans, putting his hands on the mans shoulders, looking at him a bit cautiously. You dont have to do anything, Jim. Im not...this isnt a payment for being jealous. Its completely fine. He nodded, sitting down on the bed.
Stranger: (brb for a few)
You: Jim rolled his eyes, shrugging him off. Oh, shut up, he snapped, getting down onto his knees in front of the man, already running his hands over muscular thighs. He teased a few fingers into the waistband of the boxers, tugging at them as he lowered his head to kiss his way up to Sebastians crotch, slow and meticulous.
Stranger: Sebastian sighed, his body shuddering a bit. It had been awhile since the had been intimate, both of them being incredibly busy. He gripped at Jims hair lightly, humming at the light kisses Jim was doing.
You: Despite himself, Jim almost purred as he felt the hand in his hair, and doubled his efforts because of it, teasing out reactions from the other, the tip of his nose brushing against Sebastians still clothed cock as he reached the very top of the mans thighs. He hesitated for a moment before adding a kiss to the base, before pulling the boxers off altogether. | 151037394426536b | hamex, mormor, Sherlock | 20171220183518 |
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: How are you
You: fine
You: where ru from
Stranger: Colorado
Stranger: You
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Stranger: Why wear such clothes
You: it get little cold at night so
Stranger: Ohh
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You: lol maybe later
Stranger: Lol Strange kK bye
Stranger: Thabks anyway Yo kay
You: ;)
You: have fun
Stranger: Bye | 1527eb4f2b14f59f | 20201109021009 |
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You: Hi, My name is Jay. may know yours?
Stranger: My name is Shadha
You: Indian?
Stranger: Arabian, haha
You: haha ok
You: mashaallah. age?
Stranger: Im 17
You: you must be beautiful
Stranger: Aw, youre too sweet
You: yeah thats how i taste
You: ;)
Stranger: Haha, bet you do ;)
You: do you live in an arabian country?
Stranger: No, live in America lol
You: lovely! do you think you can take control?
Stranger: Haha, youre a sub? ;)
You: yeah it opens door of a lot of my fetish
Stranger: Of course can take control ;) What are you into, baby boy?
You: the way you talk is making me blush :) Your i like many of my turn on spots played with and dirty talking and obedience
You: Shadhi
Stranger: Hehe, do you have any kinks? Do you like sex toys, or ass play, or pet play or anything like that?
You: we can try that. i would not mind hips and rim-play. would not mind pet play and sex toys. nipple play is my weakness
Stranger: Hehe, you sound like lots of fun ;) Get on the bed, filthy boy, have a lot want to do with you
You: i am smiling like a stupid lol. Yor k iam on the bed
You: i have a question btw. do you think your sub partner should submit just in bedroom or always?
Stranger: Mmm, think it depends a lot on both parties moods, wouldnt tell anyone who isnt horny that they have to submit to me Your: its more like submission of emotions than just body by taling etc. and my domina cn make me horny any time by dominating me, i think :)
You: talking*. And m on bed as you commanded.
Stranger: Good boy ;) -I wrap a collar around your throat tightly and tie the leash on the bed post, moving between your legs and rubbing the tip of your cock in my fingers slowly-
You: i feel so vulnerable what do i call you i wshisper as you rub my tip with my eyes closed in reaction
You: mistress?
You: (you make me scared of losing you by when you delay responses :P )
Stranger: Mm, call me Mistress or Mommy, whatever youd like ;) -I lean my head down and slowly start licking it, listening to you moan-
Stranger: Im sorry haha, try not to take so much time
You: whats more kinky to you as an address? ;) i shiver and hold the bedsheet tight
You: (my sides, shoulders, back, belly, back are some spots too. nd i am wearing black shirt and track pants in my room right now)
Stranger: Mm, want you to choose, love both equally ;) -l rub the saliva along your tip slowly, and then move my hands up, rubbing your shoulders slowly erotically-
You: i smile blushing mmm...mistress.. i dont know where to keep my eyes...but i realise you are sexy and powerful (do you want me to be willing or you would love if i resist in the beginning and you overpower me?)
Stranger: God, youre amazing at this, Jay -l reach lower and stroke your sides deeply, feeling the curves of your waist as bite your neck roughly- Id love feeling you resist, baby boy ;)
You: aaaaaah..mistress we just met..this is too.. ohh... earlyy i move like a fish out of water as you play with my waist
Stranger: Ah ah ah, naughty boy, youre all mine! -holding your hips against the bed, lick down your stomach and chest, feeling your cock twitch as suck your skin hard-
You: i feel owned when you hold me by hips my heart races as you lick me all sensitive leaving my cock twitching but i think iam an independent individual my voice shows iam nervous yet excited
Stranger: Not when youre with Mistress, you arent, filthy dog... -I lift your legs up in the air slightly and slowly run my tongue over your entire shaft, and then to your ballsack, and then lower until my tongue pushes against the rim of your asshole, feeling you stiffen- Someones getting excited, huh? ;)
You: goshh...its because of your tongue...not because of me i fail to hide what i feel shivering. (you just made me maketake my shirt off when you claimed my chest n belly. mommy is kinky but sounds wrong to me lol, so i use mistress
You: )
Stranger: -I dig my tongue in slowly, pushing the rim apart slightly as grab your cock and thrust my palm along it slowly, listening to you moan out- Hehe, call me anything you want ;)
You: ohhhhh..no....mistressss i feel your tongue entering me i bite my lip in nervousness...
Stranger: Shush, naughty boy... -I slide it all the way in and lap slowly, gripping your hips and pinning them against my face- Disobediant boys get punishments | 15303206503f9d55 | Roleplay | 20180206125404 |
Stranger: Heyo! have this small penis thats eager for some attention, looking for someone interested :D
You: OwO whats this?
You: notices you have a bulge
Stranger: owo;
You: o: someones happy
Stranger: Maybe!
You: hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy
You: youre so big | 153bc30723cbb562 | furry | 20180714193735 |
You: Hail!
Stranger: Hello
You: Dragon friend or foe?
Stranger: Friend
You: Ah, then well met, traveler!
Stranger: But perhaps am no mere traveler!
You: Oh? Do you live in these lands?
Stranger: Perhaps be..... A PRINCESS!
You: Royalty! did not realize! Forgive me, your highness
Stranger: It is quite alright. After all, a Princess would need to keep a low profile, for do dragons not kidnap princesses?
You: Well your majesty, you might be surprised. Indeed, most wyrmkind that have met are sincere and kind, not ferocious and evil. Er... mean... Thank Goodness....
You: Im sure if you were to meet a dragon, more often than not you would meet a most fascinating and noble creature
You: Why? Would you want to be taken away?
Stranger: Oh, Why would , Amere human princess, want to be carried off in the strong, powerful claws of a big.... handsome.....Dragon....
You: Well... Im sure a fair maiden such as yourself could certainly hire a dragon to perform a faux kidnapping to entertain your... desires. am merely a dragonfriend, a simple traveler myself.
Stranger: ..... mean why would want to be kidnapped by a dragon? Surely he would force me to do the most horrible things! Like sharpen his claws...... clean his scales, rub his paws, wash him mighty wings.....
You: As understand, malicious dragons kidnap princesses such as yourself most in hopes of placing a bounty for her return. Greed has overtaken their hearts, penetrated their scales, and their love for money drives them to place a ransom on a fair ladys head.
You: Hence why knights swarm out from their keep on a quest to slay wyrmkind across the land, noble or otherwise
Stranger: What? No, Getting ransomed is boring. A dragon should make their princess into a good little servant to pamper them.....
You: ... regret to inform you that have never heard of such a beast that seeks to kidnap royalty in order to make them his servant. Dragons do not look at mankind in that way, even the evil ones.
Stranger: ....Dang it, Whats a princess gotta do to find a decent kidnapping dragon around price
You: Im sure you could hire a wyrm to carry out your desires
Stranger: Gah, Its no fun when you make them do it...
You: Knowledge is a cruel mistress, ,y lady.
Stranger: This place sucks then. No fun dragons. | 153f15f68c0f2df8 | dragon, dragons | 20201107224551 |
Stranger: 40m monster cock
You: Hello! am 20/m names Miles, how big exactly sir?
Stranger: 9.5
You: Woah!
You: Ha any roles you enjoy sir?
Stranger: Nothing is jump to mind. You?
You: Hmm father son, neighbors, coach player, massage, casting couch, porno shoot, t or b sir?
Stranger: Im a top
You: am vers so, open to switching or no?
Stranger: You can rim me
You: Ha ok! Open to being fingered or no?
Stranger: like Father son
Stranger: Yeah finger me
You: Ok Daddy! ust no cock just wanna make sure!
You: Also im 60 with dirty blonde hair,im not really tan but not pale im very fit with broad shoulders nice pecs and abs also green blue eyes, also have a small scar on my upper lip and chest and side and im 8inch have a nice fit bubblebutt too U? Also wanna know anything else about my body? Just ask. also have a tattoo of an angel in heaven on my right arm and shoulder
Stranger: Im 62, white, stocky strong hairy torso, big thick muscular arms and legs, firm round furry ass, short brown hair, brown eyes, beard, big nipples
You: Sexy! Any kinks or fetishes? Also your balls sir? How thick of a cock hehe
Stranger: like face fucking, spanking, exhibitionism, muscle worship, tight underwear, sweat
You: Sexy, enjoy slow and flirty, rimming, toys and nipple play, all yours work! Wanna start for us Daddy?
Stranger: My balls are big and hairy and cock is thick like a remote
Stranger: Yeah can start
You: Thanks! Any questions for me sir?
Stranger: Not at the moment
You: Ok!
Stranger: Its Friday night and Ive been held back at work a little bit, so arrive home late, a little stressed, dressed in my tight fitting suit. Your mother has left for a weekend shopping trip with her friends already and youre back home for the college holidays. drop my briefcase at the door and dump myself on my armchair in the lounge, where youre watching TV on the couch. hey son, how are you?
You: Hmm oh good Dad, how was work? asked seeing you are stressed Need a beer or anything? asked smiling
Stranger: God, Id love a beer. say, smiling. and a couple of xanax add, joking. any chance youve made some dinner already?
You: Mom gave me Money for a pizza, should come soon, and sure can get both know a guy. chuckled and got up and grabbed you a beer and myself one as came back
Stranger: thanks, miles. say, taking a beer. glad I dont have to cook tonight. Oh yeah, work was horrible, had a couple of different clients yelling at me over the phone because of some mistakes the grads made, hopefully its sorted now though.
You: Yeesh that sucks Dad. say and drink some, was dressed in a pair of sweats and a tank top You should get comfy pop. said
Stranger: yeah, probably shouldnt be in work clothes at home, theres probably some psychology behind that. say, stripping off my jacket, shoes belt and tie. then undo about half of the buttons on my shirt, exposing my strong furry chest. How was your day? You going out tonight?
You: No just hanging here, you wanna do anything? Game is on later. smiled You can get more comfy pop, just us dudes. winked playfully
Stranger: yeah, just relax, eat pizza, watch the game. Sounds good to me. Haha, you want to know what undies Im wearing or something? reply, unbuttoning the rest of my shirt, throwing at you.
You: Ha bet you cant guess what am wearing. chuckled Also nah just wanna check to see if that anaconda finally shrunk! chuckled heard that happens to men in their 40s.
Stranger: Im only just 40, mate. And definitely no shrinkage. reply, in a mock annoyed tone. look over at you in your tank top, its nice and tight and shows off your pecs and biceps amazingly. try not to think about my son in such a sexual manner, but its not really working. think will take my pants off, that way youll have to answer the door when the pizza comes. say, pulling down my black slacks, revealing a massive bulge covered by some tight grey boxer briefs.
You: Ive answered naked before dad so dont expect me not to answer in my briefs. say taking off my shirt and pants showing a pair of tight red Tommy Hilfiger underwear, smile and admire Damn Pop still rockin it. chuckled admiring my father
Stranger: fucking hell son, those are showy underwear. You might be able to get us a free dinner if you answer like that.
You: laughed If its anything like the last guy you should answer pop, you will def get it free. smirked
Stranger: who was the last guy? ask, intrigued, slouching back into my chair a little.
You: Some younger guy, kept staring...asked me if he could touch actually. smirk
Stranger: well you were asking for it, answering naked. He probably thought you were keen.
You: Hmm he did. chuckled I didnt say said no. said smirking
Stranger: fuck youre a slut, Miles. hope he was good looking.
You: Hes cute guess. chuckled
Stranger: have you talked to him since?
You: Hmm a bit, he got my snap, think its him later he posted he was at work. said
Stranger: so what did you guys do that first time?
You: Well he asked to touch and let him, he felt my chest and abs and slowly worked his way into giving me a handy, the next time let him blow me. said
Stranger: all for some free pizza, you whore. say, reading you. Although have to admit, Id love to see you with your hard cock out too, by the looks of your bulge its pretty big.
Stranger: *teasing you
You: chuckled Sorry pop...hAmmm would you wanna answer...bet he could take some stress off. smirked
Stranger: dont tempt me, son.
You: What...just another guy, no harm no foul? l asked
Stranger: your mother is away
You: Yea but a guy is different from a chick, thats how see it. shrugged
Stranger: Just then the doorbell rings and you shove the cash in my hand and push me up. walk to the door and open it, smiling when see the guy standing there, he is fucking handsome, must be the guy you were talking about because hes silent and cant stop staring at my bulge. you got some pizza for us, mate? ask. And hand over the cash. The delivery guy puts down the boxes and gets on his knees, dont stop him. pull down my boxer briefs, and my huge cock flops out. He grabs my shaft and starts jacking me off, my cock hardening instantly, Im moaning pretty loud, but it feels so good, unaware youve moved from your seat to get a closer look.
You: blushed and chuckled softly as looked and saw Hey Josh. say to him, he blushes and smiles Oh hey Miles...this your father? He asks jerking away and reply Yup, told ya he was big. said
Stranger: fuck miles, Wheres my privacy? ask, between breaths. dont even think about stopping though, it feels too nice and is definitely destressing me.
You: Um can um help you both if you want. Josh stammers and smile and walk over stripping down my hard shaft out, he smiles and starts to jerk me and takes me in my mouth, groan Sorry Dad, can leave you alone if you want. smile and pat your ass
Stranger: look at your big dick for a few seconds. Come on miles, you can fuck this guy whenever you want, let me have a go say, Im so fucking horny. you gonna show us your dick, josh?
You: Hmm oh sure sir! He smiles and stands Josh is around 56 so smaller then us but looks skinny but athletic as he runs cross country, he strips down to show a nice chest and boyish abs, he takes off my pants and boxers showing his nice smaller but bubbly rump and very hard 5 inch cock
You: smile Ok pop. chuckle and pinch your ass
Stranger: why dont we take him from both ends? ask, smirking at you, slapping your ass in return.
You: Josh blushes Um...whos gonna take my ass sir? He asked nervous for ether
Stranger: Miles, how about you take the ass, and Ill take your ass later. say, smiling at you. I slap my thick cock against my hand and move around to joshs face.
You: (When you say Ill take your ass later was that to me or him?)
Stranger: (to you)
You: (Can it maybe be to him for now, was hoping our stuff would happen later if thats ok)
Stranger: (yeah sure)
You: Damn two cocks Josh! You think you can handle it? ask and he blushes Ha my dream actually! He giggles up at us his green eyes showing nicely as he brushed his kinda short brown hair out of his face showing his cute freckles too Um...here or should we go somewhere else? He asks
Stranger: we should probably go inside. Want to use my bed? ask, picking josh up and carrying him inside. start walking up the stairs to my bedroom.
You: Josh blushed but giggled with glee as you carried him Sure pop. said, josh not having much choice
Stranger: throw josh onto my bed and straddle his chest, my cock pointing towards his mouth. lift his legs up so its easy for you to fuck him.
You: smile and come over and get on my knees and hold his legs up Josh ever been fucked before? never asked. (Wanna play josh and answer hehe)
Stranger: never. But want you to fuck me right now. josh says, nervously. brush his hair back and start gently carrressing his beautiful face before fuck it.
You: Josh gags but takes your cock as smile and start to rim him licking and pushing my tongue in his anus
Stranger: start thrusting my big daddy dick inside of his mouth, filling it with more and more of my length, he starts to choke a little which just turns me on more. reach out and start playing with his nipples, twisting and pulling them.
You: Josh gags and groans as he leaks pre, smile and lick it up before lining my wet cock up with his anus and push in, he groans on your cock as he takes more loving this
Stranger: Im getting uncontrollably horny and grip onto his shoulders, forcing my entire length down his throat, start fucking his mouth relentlessly, grunting and moaning. My body starts glistening with sweat, my balls slapping against his chin.
You: groan and push in deep and start to fuck, watching you go at his face makes me do the same to his ass, before long hes just letting his throat get fucked and his ass is looser, he came hard and it shot onto my face and your back
Stranger: Feeling the cum on my back makes me erupt in joshs mouth, yell deeply and guturally as ejaculate. pull my dick out and let him swallow my cum, slapping my still hard cock all over his face.
You: groan and shoot deep into josh and pull out rubbing my cock on his thighs and ass, my cum leaking from his anus
Stranger: After hearing you cum run my finger over one of joshs thighs, collecting some of your cum, lick it up and smile at you before kissing josh, passionately and sloppily, forcing my tongue down his throat.
You: Josh groans and kisses back wrapping his legs around you as he kissed, blushed at the display a bit in awe | 1551b7899eba3693 | Gay Roleplay | 20181212183800 |
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: m
Stranger: dont know if anyone has told you this today but your wonderful, you have ppl for you, and it gets better x
Stranger: age?
You: aww that is sweet, thanks
You: 23
Stranger: 18 EHH?
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: just knew needed that when was on these tabs a few years ago cough cough last year
Stranger: Know*
Stranger: nice to meet u too
You: why are you depressed?
Stranger: How are you!
Stranger: 7
You: i am good, how are you?
Stranger: ?*
Stranger: great actually
You: that is nice to hear
You: where you from?
Stranger: Just tonight thought about how was sucidal on these tabs last year and someone might need some to just talk and understand
Stranger: Also Cali hbu?
You: what happened last year?
Stranger: A lot of shit
You: okay you wanna tell me about it?
You: India
Stranger: Cutting, sucide attempts, 4 years of love in shit | 155e7eef68a94166 | depressed, depression | 20181125050956 |
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: Your American?
Stranger: Im not and its youre.
You: Im Norwegian, you?
Stranger: English.
You: Cool
You: Scottish indipendece yay or nay
Stranger: Whatever they vote for.
You: Same, just hope that they can join the European Union
Stranger: EU is super gay.
You: Btw, taughts on Breit?
Stranger: Imagine joing a union that forces you to keep convicted paedophiles.
You: dont think that a political union can have sexual feelings
Stranger: Im glad we are out but we didnt go far enough.
Stranger: Really because thats what the ECHR does. guess youre not as informed as you thought you were.
You: ECHR?
Stranger: Ignorance isnt a sin.
Stranger: European Court of Human Rights
You: Yes
Stranger: Yes.
You: And you have convinced pedophiles
You: And they where convicted in another country?
Stranger: Yes usually foreign criminals with no legal right to stay.
Stranger: We deport them, our courts deport them and then the ECHR overturns the decision.
Stranger: Because article 5
You: They where convicted in your country
You: Why shoud anybody else have them
Stranger: Yes and served their time the sentence is deportation after sentence is finished.
Stranger: Because they arent native English, Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish
Stranger: Damn that was a stupid question. Sorry.
You: What?
Stranger: What said.
You: Its OK
Stranger: know.
You: So, ant taughts on CANZUK?
Stranger: Support it.
You: Yes
You: wanna se it
Stranger: think we have more in common than with Europeans
You: Sure
You: Well, many Canadians, migrants tho
You: And they are an ocean away
Stranger: Im cool with immigrants.
You: Oki, yes yes
You: We all ned em
Stranger: m not cool with merkel importing muslims so she can signal how not a nazi she is
Stranger: Or africans Strange r south east asians
Stranger: Except indians and sri lankans theyre cool
You: So the other ones shoud not enter?
Stranger: Absolutely
You: 😬😬😬
Stranger: You take them
Stranger: How many have you housed?
You: Well there are manny Chinese in Canada
Stranger: Far east asians are cool
Stranger: So how many?
You: We have quite alot of Syrian refugees and polaks
Stranger: No you
You: What do you mean by housed?
You: We wouldnt house a 100 Norwegian
Stranger: Um they live with you or youre paying rent for a room/flat/house etc
You: Why shoud we do that
Stranger: Whoa
Stranger: Wait one second here
You: We pay taxes and the government do the housing
Stranger: Arent you the one for importing all these extra people?
Stranger: And dont say jobs cus refugees cant work
Stranger: So youre the one pushing for more?
Stranger: No you hold up again
You: Yes, we lave low birthrates, so we need people that can 1: on average have more children, and 2: give exstra work in the eqonomy
Stranger: We dont pay for the gov to do anything some of you are getting what you want but others are being forced to so only speak for yourself
Stranger: Ahh more people on the planet see
Stranger: Fuck the future
Stranger: Got ya ok
You: U OK?
Stranger: Figured you out
You: Ok, shoot
Stranger: So youre basically a lazy westerner that wants to continously import people to pay for your retirement with no consideration for future generations. Your solution is to lump all responsibility on other people to achieve your wishes because i pay my taxes
You: Nope
Stranger: Weird cus like i said earlier
Stranger: Refugees cant work
Stranger: See how disingenuous you are
You: What do you mean by that?
You: That they cant work?
Stranger: Refugees cant be employed when they come over
Stranger: After a period that changes but they are a net loss to begin with
Stranger: So stop with you being all sly with what you say and face it you just want your retirement gibs from the gov
Stranger: Whats the max population you think we should get to then?
You: actually wanna move from Norway to Luxembourg or New York and become an investor
Stranger: Considering finite resources and all that?
You: 10 billion seems OK
Stranger: Ofc pro immigration people always want to go mooch off wesithier nations
You: actually dont care if the person is from Kenya or Sweeden, if they do 1 and 2, then they are welcome
Stranger: Youre no different. And 10 bil fair enough what made you arrive at that number and have you any idea/heard/read any predictions of when we will reach that
You: Idk
You: You could just send some photos to spaces
Stranger: Fair enough. What if told you oil had 40 years left
You: *space
You: Well we are fucked, but dont see how immigration policy is gonna make it worse
Stranger: No i mean i just wondered whether you still think never ending breeding is the solution considering in 4 decades one main fuel source will be gone
Stranger: Gas 108 years
You: God
You: Never ending breeding
Stranger: Yes your main reason
Stranger: Birth
Stranger: Rates
You: am just saying that the eqonomy will suffer if we dont get new immigrants
Stranger: love immigration cus norweigans arent breeding enough
You: Yes
Stranger: Ok so why take issue with me saying never ending breeding. Its was accurate
You: Nope | 156dacc3c61e8083 | politics | 20210116181513 |
Stranger: hillary or trump?
You: #feeltheberforlife
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i agree | 157038573bf54da8 | 20161115121132 |
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You: which group do you NOT like?
Stranger: none
You: thats nice
You: just peace
Stranger: yea, its been chaotic lately
You: yupp
Stranger: Too much fanwars and those solo stans 33
You: ohhh those solo stans
You: HATE THEM
You: trying to uplift their fave by dragging the other members BH
Stranger: Yeah mean cant they just like the members? Its not like theyre arent in the same group
You: yeah.. like how are they gonna listen to their music?
You: skip the whole and wait for their fave?
You: btw which group do you actually like?
Stranger: an ahgase since 16 but these days treasure and Enhypen caught me
Stranger: Im a 3rd gen stan tho HAHAHA
You: ohhhh got? is like the one of the best group out there
You: with besy members too
You: best*
Stranger: yea!! totally agree theyre the best GTEIRTE GEEEE
Stranger: hbu? Which group do u stan?
You: if only div2 did well in their job tsk tsk Your skz.. :
Stranger: OMG!! looooove them
You:
Stranger: knew them since pre-debut tho
You: thats cool
Stranger: its just haha when Woojin left dont know..
You: think theyre doing well without him now
You: you like the guy?
Stranger: uh not much HAHAHA
Stranger: my bias is Chan and Felix :))
You: oh good hahaha Yor hh the ausies cute
You: heyyy bambam and chan are like besties
Stranger: yea 97 liners HAHAHAHA
You: one is in maknae line and one is hyung
Stranger: but think Chan is not part of it like the gc u know HAHAHAHAHA
You: yeah dont think he is.. cuz he was still a trainee then
Stranger: yep
Stranger: Whos your bias on skz? Your: j actually dont have one
You: just ot8
Stranger: Oh an OT8 Gi
Stranger: HOOCOWWW
You: yuppp
You: wdym howww HAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: mean well its really hard to pick a bias when everyone of them literally wrecks the hell out of u
You: true
You: just recently they released their teaser image for their cb... amd idk which lane should stay
You: HAHAHAHA
You: btw
Stranger: when u said the word lane remembered my speed my lane my pace hahaha
You: i love how even when got? members are on their own for now, they still call their fans ahgase
You: no special names
You: just the same
Stranger: yea, they fought for it :))
You: OMG MY PACE HAHAHAHA
You: luv em for that
Stranger: JB did his very best, he studied everything to you know take their name with them when they left the company
You: best leader OPE
Stranger: really thought some of them will stay tho but Im glad they didnt JYPE sucks ,
You: jype chose like only a few members to stay but i guess they will always stick as 7
Stranger: Lack of promotion, cant call out those sasaengs, mistreatment ugh name it
Stranger: yea as what Bambam said 7 or None
Stranger: Jackson seven or never
You: it feels like jyp was jealous to their success he doesnt wanna care about them
Stranger: as he should!
Stranger: mean wait that came out wrong
Stranger: you mean while theyre in the company?
You: not even a thank you for being oart of the company and giving inspiration to your hoobae or any speech
You: yeah felt like it
Stranger: yea, GOT7 made the Div2 tho
Stranger: GOT7 is the pillar of JYPE
You: that reminds me, i hope div 2 will take good care of itzy like UGHHH please pitu the girls
You: pity*
Stranger: when they left their stocks drastically reduced
You: yeahhhbh i saw that
Stranger: Their diet omg!
Stranger: Lias getting skinnier and skinnier and Im not happy about that
Stranger: Almost all of the 4th gen are like that
You: the high expectations towards female idols are getting unhealthy Yo ke they get happy getting weight so low
You: it can be measured as underweight.. its so sad
Stranger: Yea and it saddens me
Stranger: theyre malnourished not just underweight
You: amd males can like get away with it cuz they are males
You: thats what shindong said
You: j hate it
Stranger: uh no tho :(( even males nowadays had to go diet because if KNETZ BEAUTY STANDARD
You: yeah these days.. no choice.. youll always be fat shamed no matter what
Stranger: my Sunoco lost his fluffy cheeks :((
You: YOW SAW HOW THEY ALWAYS SAY HIS FAT OR SMN AND HE GETS SAS ALWAYS.
You: like no hesujust young and fluffy Yo e isnt even fat to begin with
You: sad*
Stranger: IKR THERES THIS ONE VID THAT HE EVEN GET TO EAT THAT ONE ICE CREAM CAUSE HES ON A DIET AND MIND YOU THAT ICE CREAM IS HIS FAVORITE :(((
You: i mean yeah males too, changbin also gets fatshamed a lot.. good thing he always sticks to his princeples of not letting other tell youbwhat you do
You: oh nooo
You: can they just let them ear what they want and maintain proper exercise
You: no dietsssss
Stranger: yea changbins getting bulky 35
You: oh wait.. i didnt notice the time Yo need to be early tomorrow cuziam having a long trip to a province
You: huhuhu thanks for the talk this was so wholesome
Stranger: oh same here its 1 am already asndjxmsk
You: byeeeee Yor old on
You: whereuare you from?
Stranger: ph
You: PUTANGINA
Stranger: HOY???
You: NAUBOS ENGLISH
Stranger: TEH ALAM MO BA MALAPIT NA DUMUGO ILONG KO SHUTA
You: SANDALE
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA MAMAAA &
You: KAYA OALA ALA UNA DIN SAYO EH PAREHO LANG TAYO PINOH
You: pinoh
You: pinoyyyy
Stranger: PINOH
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HOY GDJWBDOD
You: LAKAS MAKA ENGLISH KALA MO TAGA SAAN
Stranger: GAGI KATING KATI NA NGA KO MAGTAGALOG KANINA
You: EDI SANA MAS MAY CONNECTION CHAT NATIN KUNG DI MAG ENGLISH
You: BAT DI MO SINIMULAN
You: so like luzon ka? tama?
Stranger: KALOKA MALAY KO BAAAA &
Stranger: OMG KA HAHAHA OO
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA,
You: ohhhh sayang kala ko bisaya
You: DIYOS KPOP PANAGUTAN NYO DUGO NAMIN
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Pero no joke it was a wholesome conversation:))
You: wala kasi tayong pa m orf age place
You: trueee
You: kahit di ganun ka same ults natin
Stranger: oo direcho hi hello eh HAHAHAHA
You: sana ganto lagi mga stans... peace lang
Stranger: oo we need more of us HAHAHAHAHA
You: hi hello to wholesome convo .
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA LT TALAGA SHUTA
Stranger: anyway, you should sleep naaa :))
You: you toooo
Stranger: sabi mo maaga ka pa later hahaha
You: yeah HAHAHAHA
You: may twt ka ba?
Stranger: yes pi
Stranger: marami emz HAHAHAHA
You: luhhhh hahanapin kita Yo Y SAME MARAMI HAHAHAH
You: peronmaybisa lang ako na main stan twt
Stranger: wholesome din twt ko ang personal at stan acc ay iisa
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: ahhh HAHAHAHAH
You: geeee hahanapin lang kita
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA drop ako hint
You: baka sayo ako mahulog sa enhypen..since last hear ko na gusto
You: year*
You: ge hint
Stranger: the names my fave dessert :))
You: anong fave dessert mo TT
Stranger: mochi :))
You: akin is ano may pling sa kasi mahilig ako sa dumpling ganern
You: ay cutee HAHAHA MOCHI
You: puro pagkaen HAHAHAHA
Stranger: maghanapan tayoooo! HAHAHAHA
You: ge byeeeee
You: true na bye na ito
Stranger: okii goodnight!! :)) | 15732c8bdb815715 | kpop | 20220303225837 |
Stranger: i been smoking the lettuce again
You: : can have sum
Stranger: are you a cop?
You: nope
Stranger: alright alright, fine -passes you a spliff-
You: uwu thank you
You: -puffs then gives it back-
Stranger: dont be throwin that uwu shit around with me kid
Stranger: -snatches the spliff, pulling out a pistol-
You: Imao
Stranger: roll your shit
You: *rolls over* key
You: Imao
Stranger: y-you... what?
You: uwu
Stranger: -empties clip-
Stranger: BANG BANG BANG
Stranger: blood and guts everywhere | 15779243fb6f3f5e | furry | 20200506003945 |
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: will fuck
Stranger: Bin m
You: Boy | 157bb942e7981f4c | 20201112020916 |
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Stranger: Hey! have a DDIg/MDlg room here. Im a little girl and Im looking for a mommy dominant or daddy dominant to roleplay with me. have this room for you here but theres a few rules. You need at least a FC. Know something about the DDIg/MDIg community or be interested in learning. Dont just join for sexual reason because its not all sexual. Be respectful. Tell me if youre on mobile. At least be able to punctuate and write more than 4 lines. Thats all! Ask for the pass and will give it to you. Disconnect if youre not interested. No need to be rude. 15341918138902 - Your sweet little. 23
You: hey so i have a question
Stranger: Okay.
You: so like the daddy/mommy is like the parent right? so doesnt that make the other partner like the child?
You: isnt that like
You: incest
You: unrelated incest
Stranger: No its not. Yo ut Yor kinda is
You: but im right tho, right?
Stranger: No its not at all. The daddy/mommy acts as like the caretaker role and make sure the little is safe and loved. The little acts like a child but is an adult and knows they are an adult.
You: so like
You: ageplay
Stranger: Yes.
You: but like still then the caretaker is like the parental figure taking care of the child so like unrelated incest
Stranger: No its not. Theyre in a normal relationship with the added element of the little calls her partner mommy or daddy and that partner takes care of their partner.
You: so yeah like a parent-child type thing
Stranger: We wouldnt exactly call it that.
You: yall call it caretaker-child thing?
Stranger: Its more of like a sub and dom type i just keep thinkin and it just sounds like incest
You: and like idk if that rocks ur boat then go off iguess
Stranger: Well its not. Nobody is sleeping with their family.
You: thats why i said unrelated incest
You: like it kinda is
Stranger: In a regular relationship a girl can call her boyfriend daddy.
Stranger: Unrelated incest isnt a thing though.
You: but then isnt that the dad-child thing again
You: i know but it kinda is with this kind of stuff idk
Stranger: No its not. Its a non existent term.
You: ya we been knew
You: i made it up Yor makes sense
You: like you get what i mean
Stranger: Not really.
You: false
Stranger: The daddy it mommy does not look at their little like theyre their child.
You: then what do they look at them as
Stranger: They look at them as their submissive, their partner, their lover.
You: but sub is also like little and stuff Yo id they take over like a parental figure Yo ke it just doesnt make that much sense to me
Stranger: Well dont know how else to explain it to you.
Stranger: Maybe do some research of your own.
You: aighty
You: thx
Stranger: Mhm. | 1589101855b0753c | Chatzy | 20180501133824 |
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: f 16
Stranger: hot
Stranger: u show
You: ik hehe Yo k
You: how old are you?
Stranger: sexy
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 30
You: you wanna see my boobs?
Stranger: yes
You: hold on | 159532d4a9252a24 | 20220623052537 |
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: looking cute
Stranger: thank
Stranger:s
You: can u plz stand
Stranger: ive been in the hospital recently and ive been put on bed rest
Stranger: i just got surgery for appendictis
You: take care of ur health
You: show the stitches
Stranger: you might not be able to see them
You: not visible
Stranger: its not big
You: closely show that Yo hh ur alone ryt now
You: i like u
You: remove the t shirt | 159a18f07ae3574c | 20180617182014 |
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You: If someone asks me if Im screwing the boss, Im supposed to lie, right? SM
Stranger: Obviously. Why? JM
You: People have asked. SM
Stranger: What people? JM
You: Johnson. Adler. The Russians you asked me to babysit yesterday. SM
Stranger: And why exactly would they ask such a thing? JM
You: Beats me. Starting to think theres a note taped to my back or something. SM
Stranger: Who knows, maybe you are being too obvious. JM So, then, to end your diversion. What did you tell them? JM
You: Or maybe you are. SM I told them it was none of their business. SM
Stranger: Couldnt bring yourself to just say no, could you? JM
You: couldnt help it. SM
Stranger: Not sure how willing am to believe that. JM
You: was being very convincing. SM
Stranger: What makes you so sure? JM
You: They started minding their own business. SM
Stranger: And you think theyve let go of the idea? JM
You: Probably not. SM I dont really care. SM
Stranger: Yes, can tell that you dont. JM
You: You do. SM
Stranger: What gave me away? JM
You: Why do you care? SM
Stranger: You cant think of that yourself? JM
You: Im a bit drunk. SM
You: And you do seem to like lecturing me. SM
Stranger: Oh, goodness. Whats the occasion? JM
Stranger: Only a little bit. JM
You: Its Wednesday. SM So tell me. SM
Stranger: Its Wednesday. What does that even mean? JM
You: It means dont have a good reason. SM
Stranger: Youre a little grumpy, are you? JM
You: Tell me why you care. SM
Stranger: Because my image is to be untouchable. No one ever gets to me. JM Except you do. Constantly. What do you think that says about me? What do you think that says about you? JM You are working in the field, to use your vocabulary. You are out there. If anyone ever came to know what there is between you and I, dont you think they would try to use you against me? JM Wouldnt you do that, if an opportunity like that presented itself to you? JM
You: Im just the guy who keeps your bed warm. How would they use me against you? SM
Stranger: Well, they dont know that, do they. JM
You: Theyd find out pretty quickly. As far as blackmail material goes, Im pretty useless. SM
Stranger: Then there isnt much of a reason to change anyones impression on that, is there? JM
You: Suppose not. SM
Stranger: What is the matter, Sebastian? JM
You: dont know. SM
Stranger: You dont know or you dont want to know? JM
You: Hah. SM Just something Adler said. SM
Stranger: Which was? JM
You: That the only thing you care about is devotion. Someone to stroke your ego. SM
Stranger: Thats funny, coming from her. JM And? Do you believe her? JM
You: dont know. SM
Stranger: Certainly you must have an opinion. JM
You: tried that, but think prefer getting drunk. SM
Stranger: You didnt like where your mind took you. JM
You: No. SM
Stranger: Which was where? JM
You: Well it doesnt not make sense. SM
Stranger: What doesnt? JM
You: She could be right. SM
Stranger: Go on. JM
You: Why dont you just tell me if she is? SM
Stranger: Because know how opinionated you can be. You already believe her. JM
You: Maybe. SM
Stranger: And now you want me to change your mind? JM
You: And now Im drinking. SM
Stranger: If this were solely about getting my ego stroked, dont you think would have chosen someone a little more inclined to actually do so? JM
You: You like a challenge, dont you? SM
Stranger: That, cant deny. JM
You: But you wont deny anything else. SM
Stranger: And if did? JM
You: dont know what the right answer is. SM
Stranger: You are a very strange man, did you know? JM
You: So are you. SM
Stranger: Am I, though? JM
You: Stop answering everything with a question. SM
Stranger: You are so hard to please sometimes. JM
You: So stop trying to please me. SM
Stranger: You hardly like it when do that, anyway. JM
You: Its my job to keep you happy, not the other way around, SM
Stranger: Is that why you do it? Because its your job? JM
You: No. SM
Stranger: But? JM
You: Theres no but. My intentions are clear. SM
Stranger: Oh yes. To warm my bed, wasnt it? JM
You: Well, its what said. SM
Stranger: Youre making that very clear. JM
You: You didnt argue. SM
Stranger: You always seem rather intend on limiting our connection to that particular aspect. JM
You: Leaves no room for disappointment. SM
Stranger: Then why are you drinking? JM
You: dont like to admit when something scares me. SM
Stranger: Do scare you, Tiger? JM
You: Not even a little bit. SM
You: Having feelings for you does. SM
Stranger: Feelings. JM
You: Not the right word. SM
Stranger: Then use the right word. JM
You: dont know if there is one. SM
Stranger: You may use more than one. JM
You: How gracious of you. SM
Stranger: Just because its you. JM
You: want you. SM Yo nd want to be yours. SM
You: Because you want me. SM
Stranger: You seem to like to ignore that sometimes. JM
Stranger: You pull away. JM
You: What if give you all there is and it isnt enough? SM
You: What if its too much? SM Yo hat if you get bored of me. SM
You: This conversation might be enough. sound pathetic. SM
Stranger: A little drunk, maybe. But perhaps thats what it takes to get through that thick skull of yours and stop you from pulling away like youve been burned. JM Its a nice metaphor, now that think about it. JM
You: Im scared of losing you. SM
Stranger: Then you should hold onto me. JM
You: Tell me how you feel. SM
Stranger: Irene wasnt entirely wrong, you know. do like a bit of devotion. JM
You: Obviously. SM
You: Go on. SM
Stranger: You think dont feel very much, dont you? JM r Its not that. SM just dont know whats real. SM
Stranger: You want me to want you. JM
Stranger: Do you think you could handle that? JM
You: That doesnt sound right either. SM
You: Fuck it. SM
Stranger: My darling Tiger. If told you that crave you more than you care to know or be aware of, would you believe that? JM
You: Probably not. SM
You: Half the time dont feel like deserve you. SM
Stranger: Why? JM
You: Thats love, apparently. SM
Stranger: Is that what love is? To never feel deserving? JM
You: Youre doing it again. SM
Stranger: The questions. JM
You: Yes. Its making me want to break something. SM
Stranger: So long as you dont break yourself. JM
You: Id be no good to you broken. SM
Stranger: And now you are doing it again. JM
You: Not the same. SM
You: want to keep you safe. SM
Stranger: And want to keep you. JM
You: Okay. SM
Stranger: You arent happy. JM
You: am. SM
Stranger: You dont sound it. JM
You: Ill show you. SM
Stranger: Youve asked me what want. Do you still want to know? JM
You: Yes. SM
Stranger: want to crave you. want you to crave me, too. JM
You: do. SM
You: Fuck. SM
Stranger: Fuck what? JM
You: really do. SM
Stranger: Show me. Im not afraid of your claws. would much rather feel those than have you pull away when reach for you. JM
You: will. SM
You: And want to wake up with you. SM
You: Every day. SM
Stranger: Look at you. JM
You: Figured its all or nothing at this point. SM
Stranger: Well. One could think youre doing an increasingly sloppy job keeping my bed warm if you always just sneak out and leave me to wake up alone. JM
You: Running is an excellent way of not dealing with ones feelings. SM
Stranger: Staying back is, too. JM
You: think Ive dealt with them enough for one night. SM
Stranger: Possibly. JM
You: At least like this. SM
You: Are you busy? SM | 159fda7432213dc7 | Mormor, Sherlock | 20180723205931 |
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: Hru
You: great
Stranger: Whats going on
You: Have you ever known someone that cuts?
Stranger: Sorry?
You: so no
Stranger: didnt get you
You: Did you know that sometimes old people wear a diaper!
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Why are you asking this
You: just found out!
You: Oh God!
Stranger: Youre looking for interesting facts
Stranger: Hey
You: yeah
Stranger: Why are you here
You: sometimes we do things for no reason
Stranger: Thats true
Stranger: What else did you do without reason
You: created a Reddit profile u/PreteenPornstars
You: NO REASON whatsoever
Stranger: Youre crazy
Stranger: What did you put on that porn profile?
You: there is no porn
You: only inquisition
Stranger: Youre interested in porn?
You: everyone is
Stranger: Who said that Strange
You: a university did a study to compare the brains of guys that look at porn to guys that dont look at porn
You: they couldnt find guys that didnt look at porn
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: What about girls?
You: about half of them do
Stranger: Its the same study?
You: no
Stranger: Whats your favourite there?
You: eva sedona
Stranger: Never heard of her
Stranger: Teen?
You: or early 20s
Stranger: Why she? Strange
Stranger: Hey
You: she looks like a younger version of my mother
Stranger: Oh. Are you into incest?
You: its more that my mother was dull and cold and im always looking for a surrogate
Stranger: Got any sisters?
You: 1
Stranger: What about her?
Stranger: Isnt she hot?
You: thats a boundary i wont cross
Stranger: So only mother?
You: i wouldnt cross that boundary either, but im always subconsciously looking for a surrogate, its Freudian
Stranger: There is noy boundary if both sides agree
You: how about your mom? whats she like?
Stranger: Shes too big for me
Stranger: Im late
You: bye
Stranger: Why
You: i thought you meant you were late for something
Stranger: Im late for her man, shes too old for me
You: its like an aged wine
Stranger: Not my type
Stranger: What about your mom
You: past her prime
Stranger: But you still got sister
Stranger: She must be in prime
You: yeah but shes autistic
Stranger: This word is not in my dictionary man. Please elaborate
You: she has developmental problems, the body of a 20 year old, the mind of a 10 year old
Stranger: Oh. But thats good for you man. You can easily make her agree
You: christ
Stranger: Why
You: i consider that to be unethical
Stranger: told you man its all useless when you both agree and enjoy
Stranger: Never thought of having her in your bed?
You: i have to go
Stranger: Why
You: im tired
Stranger: Dont you wanna talk about it?
You: i recently saw this movie called trainspotting, thought it was great
Stranger: Whats this about
You: its a scottish movie about heroin addicts
Stranger: Have you watched the dreamers
You: no
Stranger: Its incest adult story
Stranger: Give it a try. Maybe you think about your sister after that
You: ill watch it
Stranger: Have you got a girlfriend | 15a758af2f7cdd1f | 20201107224145 |
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: May i know your name?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: India
You: me too
Stranger: Oho
You: :)
Stranger: Kidar india mai?
You: Punjab
You: You
Stranger: Hyderabad
You: okay
You: We are very far
Stranger: Naam kya hai tumhara?
You: But connected by Omegle.
Stranger: Haha yeah
You: Varun
You: and yours?
Stranger: Ketan
You: okay
You: Cool ketan what are doing here.
Stranger: Just showing off my work
Stranger: write stuff actually
You: Hey good buddy
You: want to write too
Stranger: If youre interested Ill show you some
You: Yeah
Stranger: At any given second, billions of things are happening on Earth. A cloud is forming. An ant colony is carrying out their daily duties. A child is succumbing to hunger. A person is cheating on their spouse. An animal is dying at the hands (or jaws) of something higher up on the food chain. A fish is exploring the Titanic wreckage. A factory is packaging the Oreos. youre going to eat next week. Someone is crying. Someone is falling in love. Millions of people are sending and receiving text messages. All this and so much more is happening simultaneously, but we rarely think about it. You ood man
You: This is great
Stranger: Do you have a girlfriend?
You: write too but i have saved on drive and Its need to be edited.
You: Nah
Stranger: If you need to propose a girl i have something for that too
You: Okay tell me will save it.
Stranger: Do you know the difference between but love you and 1 love but..? First one gives you an unconditional love and the second one drives you towards lots of condition. My love for you is that says no matter what happens, will always be with you.
Stranger: Okay i gotta go bye!
Stranger: Nice talking to you | 15b267382d304bcd | books | 20201112040543 |
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: do u like kpop
You: lov
Stranger: what groups?
You: seventeen
You: monstax
Stranger: do u like exo
You: omg yes
Stranger: omggg
Stranger: whos ur bias
You: GUESS
Stranger: UMMM
Stranger: BAEKHYUN
You:NO
Stranger: JONGIN
You: NOPE
Stranger: KYUNGSOO
You: NUH UH
Stranger: SEHUN
You: NOT
Stranger: MINSEOK
You: DBFMGM YES
Stranger: OOMG
Stranger: LOVEEE
You: WHO IS URS
Stranger: YIXING
You: HES MY WRECKER OM
Stranger: OOMG
Stranger: HES SOCUTE
You: RIGHT
Stranger: he wants to kill me fuhygsvabhjnsa
You: but u seen his mvs didnt u HES SIN
Stranger: IKNOW
Stranger: FUCK
You: RIP US
Stranger: RIP AF
Stranger: HES SOCUTE THOUGH
Stranger: AND THEN HE DOES THAT
Stranger: did u see mym
You: minseok is the same i get u
Stranger: MINSEOK IS PRECIOUS.
You: IKR
Stranger: i love him so much people dont appreciateeee
You: same u dont even kno
Stranger: finally someone that isnt baekbiased tho
You: hey mama just came on hell yeS
Stranger: LOVE HEY MAMA
Stranger: MINSEOKS RAP???
Stranger: UMMM
You: omg do u know only baek biased ppl
You: NO SKEFJ
You: HE KILLS ME
Stranger: i know SOOO MANY baek biased ppl
Stranger: im like ti red
You: well now u know a very loyal minseok stan who will protect him at all costs
Stranger: meee
You: HIS RAPS COMINJ fuk
Stranger: i just wanna hold his hands hes so cute
Stranger: FUKJAC
Stranger: RIP
You: jnncg.nbkjn
You: ok its over i endured the pain
Stranger: he looks so good in the mv
Stranger: and hes so funny in the mv for the one
You: he does
You: hes a beautiful specimen
Stranger: LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Stranger: WHO DO U LIKE IN SVT
You: gues- IM KIDDING im not satan
Stranger: DYGFVAGDHJNA
You: i love joshua HOW ABOUTS U
Stranger: LOVE JOSSSHHHUAAA
Stranger: mines
Stranger: mingyu
Stranger: i think. cause i been looking at minghao recently and im like Hello
Stranger: DHYGTAFDGVH
You: minghao is my wrecker omfg
You: THAT BOY
Stranger: i used to love vernon
Stranger: im over him
Stranger: HDYGVADBHA
You: ilove hansol tbh
You: HES SO FUNNU and noice
Stranger: DUHADJ
Stranger: theres
Stranger: this guy in monsta x
Stranger: idk his name
Stranger: i barely know anything abt them
Stranger: but hes cuuute
You: ill probs know cus i love them sm
You: DESCRIBE HIM
Stranger: is his name like
Stranger: minhyuk or smth
You: AW KJFNK ITS MINHYUK HES THE CUTEST LIL bean
Stranger: IKNOW HES AN AAANGEL
You: HES THE SUN ITSELF
Stranger: he is actual sunshine
Stranger: ilove him
You: stan talent stan mx
Stranger: i like girl groups too tho
You: who doesnt
Stranger: REEEALLY
Stranger: which ones do u like
You: my ult gg
You: is mamamoo
You: i also love
You: rv
Stranger: wheeeein is my wife
You: and exid
Stranger: yeri is our daughter
You: i cant think
You: sistar
Stranger: SISTAR
Stranger: YES
Stranger: AWWW
You: LOVE BORA SM MAN
Stranger: ME TOO
You: i want justice
Stranger: have u
Stranger: seen her
Stranger: in jay parks mv
You: ofc
You: speaking of jay paRK
You: who does he think he is
Stranger: RIGHT
Stranger: LOVE HIM BUT MANNNN
You: NO CHILL
Stranger: hes so funny too
You: OMG YES
You: i was just gonna ask u smth i forgot fuck
Stranger: DUHGYABHDNJA.
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: FUCK
You: IM SO SDKFNJK CANT REMEMBER
You: WAS JUST GONNA TELL u im
Stranger: HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
You: WHY AM SUDDENLY CLUELESS AM DORy
Stranger: YOUKNOW WHAT
Stranger: i havent
Stranger: seen that movie yet
You: u seen nemo tho didnt u
Stranger: OFC
Stranger: IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE EVER SAW AT THE CINEMA
You: IT WAS OK not better than nemo ofc
Stranger: nemo was iconic
You: crush is my fave
Stranger: how long have u been into kpop omg
You: mm since like
You: 2015 u
You: 2014
You: CANT TYPE
Stranger: DHGYAVDBHJN
Stranger: liiikeeee
Stranger: 2011
You: o shit
Stranger: im getting old
Stranger: DHGYAVDBHANJ
You:i was smol
You: DNFLNJF
You: ARE U AN ADULT
Stranger: right lemme see
Stranger: NO
Stranger: or
Stranger: well
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: DUHGYAVDBH
Stranger: so i guess people see me as an adult
You: so yes TECHNICALLY
Stranger: YEAH
You: im smoller
You: a child
Stranger: are u smoller than 15
You: nu
Stranger: oh thank god
You: JBDK CNJ WHAT
Stranger: DHYAGVDBHA
Stranger: have u ever
Stranger: been in
Stranger: krp
You:i havent
Stranger: its messed up
Stranger: dont ever join
Stranger: i made my mistakes
Stranger: DHYGABDHA
You: NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT like it quite interesting
Stranger: oh where did u hear of it
You: idk just
You: online
You: social media m&
Stranger: this is so bad like
Stranger: i saw it
Stranger: on tumbir
Stranger: back in the Day
You: WHY DID U
Stranger: WHAT
You: u said u made ur mistakes
Stranger: YEA JOINED
Stranger: AND WAS LIKE
Stranger: this shit is messy
You: im still mad cus i cant remember what i was gonna asku
Stranger: i need to know HDYGAVDBH
You: IM PRESSED WHY BRAIN
Stranger: tag urself im the brain
You: ok but whats ur name
Stranger: lisa
You: mona lisa
Stranger: why
You: by mblaq
You: SORRU
Stranger: USED TOLISTEN TO THAT BC IT WAS COOL TO ME THAT THEY SAID MY NAME
Stranger: DHYGAVDBHAJN
You: STILL DO oops
You: anyways im samantha nice to meat u
Stranger: samantha !!
Stranger: i know like
Stranger: no one named samantha which is weird bc
Stranger: i thought it was a common name
You: REALLY
You: IM SURPRISED
Stranger: YEAH
You: i know no one named lisa u r special
You: AT MY SCHOOL THERES LIKE 20 SAMANTHAS ISTG
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: at my school theres like a million lisas
Stranger: in my country its a common name tho
You: ive never met a lisa in my life
You: UNTIL NOW
Stranger: WHAT REALLY
You: YES FR
Stranger: OMGGGG.
You: where ru
Stranger: im in sweden
You: 00000
Stranger: are u in the states
You: mayb
Stranger: almost everyone i meet is from the states
You: oo rly
Stranger: ya
You: i guess ik more ppl from the states but foreigners2
You: KNOW LIKE 3 PORTUGUESE PPL
Stranger: ME TOO
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: KNOW LOTS OF PPL FROM BRAZIL FOR SOME REASON
You: SEE THEM EVERYWHERE
Stranger: THEYRE TRULY EVERYWHERE IM SHOOK
You: LIKE U CANT GO ANYWHERE AND NOT SEE THEM
You: ITS LIKE THERES MORE BRAZILIANS THAN AMERICANS
Stranger: DGTAFVDBHADHA
Stranger: UR RIGHT
Stranger: i know someone from turkey i think its cool to have friends in other places
You: YES IT IS:
You: dude i think
You: ur the only person from sweden ik omg
Stranger: GYDVADBHA
Stranger: ive met one person from sweden
Stranger: we didnt know that the other one was from sweden so we spoke english for like 2 months
You: WHAT DJKFD
You: isnt that one of the first things that come up
Stranger: IDK LIKE
Stranger: WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT OTHER THINGS YHAGHA
You: omfg
You: UR 8 HOURS AHEAD
Stranger: KNOWWW
Stranger: i knew someone from LA
Stranger: we had like.. a 9h difference???
Stranger: i think
Stranger: it was sad
You: it truly is
You: ur already in tomorrow
Stranger: i am in the future
Stranger: and lemme tell u the future is cold we have too much snow
Stranger: hgytfvsdabhj
You: DUDE
You: IT SNOWED SO MUCJ HERE LAST NIGHT
Stranger: HOW COLD IS IT
You: -2 OMG
Stranger: CELSIUS?
Stranger: yea right
Stranger: DUHGYAVDBHA
You: IM SERIOSU
Stranger: its -7 now
Stranger: but
Stranger: a few days ago we had
Stranger: -25
Stranger: i was. dying.
You: but is sweden normally cold
You: CUS ARIZONA IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DESERT
Stranger: YEAH ITS ICE COLD HERE ALWAYS HATE IT
Stranger: WANNA GO TO ARIZONA SOOO BAD
You: uhm
You: U R INSANE
Stranger: WHY
You: WHY
You: WHO CARES ABOUT AZ
Stranger: DOOOO
Stranger: ITS SO COOL
You: WTF EXPLAIN
Stranger: IT JUST SEEMS SOWARM AND NICE
You:NO
You: ITS SUNBURN HOT TO THE POINT WHERE IF UR OUTSIDE FOR MORE THAN 10 MINS U WILL GET BURNED
Stranger: DUHAYGDHAND
Stranger: theres this
Stranger: ice tea named arizona
Stranger: i just
Stranger: wanna go
Stranger: so bad
You: YES its amazing
You: ilove tha
You:t
You: dont waste ur time we r trash
Stranger: everyone outside the states
Stranger: wanna go to the states.
You: MAYBE LIKE
You: NEW YORK
Stranger: like my friends andi were always like
Stranger: drop us off in the middle of nowhere in alaska we will walk down to LA
Stranger: DUHYGAVDABH
You: U CANT THERE IS WATER
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: we will
Stranger: swim and walk*
Stranger: UDHGYADHUAJ
You: SWIM FOR
You: 3 YEARS AND MAYBE U WILL GET THERE
Stranger: DHYABHDA
Stranger: ill be drowning but itll be worth it
Stranger: cause sweden
Stranger: sucks
You: rip
You: it looks pretty tho
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: ITS BORING
Stranger: :(
Stranger: we dont even have pop tarts they have to special import
Stranger: and i got a hold of a box and they tasted like poop
You: pop tarts arent that good but
Stranger: HAVE NEVER HAD MAC AND CHEESE IN MY WHOLE LIFE
You: THATS SAD
You: omfg
You: WHO DOESNT HAVE NOODLES
Stranger: i havent ever had KFC
Stranger: or chipotle
Stranger: omg
You: ew kfc
Stranger: like those kinda things i wanna try all of it
You: i have had chipotle either
You: havent
Stranger: i wanna see the woooord
You:i can show u the world
You: shining
You: SHIMMERING
You: SPLENIDD
Stranger: ALLLADDDINNN
You: THATS MY FAVE princess mvoie
Stranger: MINES THE LIL MERMAID
You: she was my fave princess as a smol
Stranger: i had her movie
Stranger: on
Stranger: vhs
You: 1 STILLDO
Stranger: AAAAAAA
Stranger: OMG
You: u know whats the worst princess movie
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: which
You: SLEEPING BEAUTY i almost fell asleep
You: i did
Stranger: i dont really like it either
Stranger: i dont like snow white much
Stranger: i like cinderella
You: classic
You: LOVE beauty n the beast
Stranger: OH ME TOO
You: princess and the frog was weird BUT GOOD.
Stranger: yeah it was kinda weird but i liked it too
Stranger: i kinda looove disney
You: u know whats my favorite disney film
Stranger: the
Stranger: lion
Stranger: king
You: OMG that ones cute but no
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: tell me
You: its
You: MONSTERS INC
You:i cried
Stranger: OHHHHHHHHHMYGOD LOVE THAT MOVIE
You: YES COULD WATCH IT 4890550 TIMES
Stranger: ITS SO CUTE
Stranger: LOVE IT SOOO MUCH
You: PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP MEEE
Stranger: DHYGAVDBHADN
Stranger: LOVE THA TMOVIE SO MUCH CRIED
You: NDFJKNJ SAME
You: DID YOU KNOW
You: THEYRE MAYBE MAKING A SEQUEL
Stranger: DIDNT
Stranger: THEY
Stranger: MAKE
Stranger: ONE
Stranger: KINDA
You:NO
Stranger: WELL NOT REALLY BUT KINDA
You: WELL YES BUT NO
Stranger: OOMG DIDNT KNOW
You: IT WAS THEM IN COLLEGE SO BEFORE
You: BUT YES
Stranger: THATS SO COOL
Stranger: i kinda have to go it makes me sad
Stranger: fukc
You: aw kjdfnj
Stranger: and im barely on omegle i just did this for fun
You: same tho
Stranger: IMA MISS U GDTADHA MONSTERS INC. BUDDY
Stranger: DHYGAVDBHJNA
You: i havent been here in like 80 yrs
You: YOU TOO ur the best lisa i will meet i call this
Stranger: AWWW
Stranger: ur adorable T_T
Stranger: i barely use it but if u wanna u can msg me on twitter its lubrikaite u will just see me rt a pic of yixing once a month HDYGABHDNA OKAY GTG UR THE BEST SAMANTHA EVER TAKE CAAARE | 15dd0525bdee1938 | kpop | 20170422033437 |
Stranger: Hi
You: hey
Stranger: M 23 here
You: m25
Stranger: Wyd
You: jerking off, you?
Stranger: Me too
You: nice, bi?
Stranger: Wanna jerk off together?
Stranger: Yea i guess
You: thats what were doing rn ;)
Stranger: True
Stranger: started liking
You: liking?
Stranger: Leaking
Stranger: *
Stranger: Lol
You: ohh, lol
You: me too
Stranger: Yea?
You: top or bottom?
You: yeah
Stranger: B Id say
Stranger: have a big butt
You: ooh, now want to see it, lol
You: more vers here
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Why not
You: you have snap?
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: But i gotta ses your dick first
Stranger: See
You: added | 15e7ffb8517fdd2f | bisexual, bi | 20200318051118 |
Stranger: i want to die
You:ias well
Stranger: we belong together
You: fate
Stranger: indeeed
You: where you from soul mate
Stranger: im from the good old usa
Stranger: washington
Stranger: whats your name fellow
You: me2
You: but arizona
You: im samantha hbu
Stranger: im Gabe
You: nice to meet u
Stranger: awe nice to meet you too
You: how old are you btw?
Stranger: i tum 16 in a week
Stranger: so im 15
You: 000 im 15 rip
Stranger: when do you tum 16
You: 5 yrs.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: o
You:!mao
You: my bdays in march
Stranger: o noice
You: happy early bday m9
Stranger: thanks fam
Stranger: ur the first one to say that
You: ami
You: whoop im special
You: jk
Stranger: you are special
Stranger: special ed
Stranger: 000000000
You: thanks
Stranger: np
You: 0 dang its almost 2am there
Stranger: wait fam
Stranger: do you live near the college
You: w
Stranger: /?
You: the college
Stranger: in arizona
Stranger: arizona state
You: no where nearwhy
You: near why*
Stranger: my sister is there m
You: noice
Stranger: whats your favorite meme
You: pepe urs
Stranger: probably the retarted kid memes
Stranger: that sounds so bad if you havnt seen it
You: i dont believe i have
Stranger: oh gosh i probably sound like a teriible person
You: idek people always joke bout these things
Stranger: are you driving yet
You: almos
You: are you
Stranger: ye
You: pick me up n take me there heres misery
Stranger: im coming like m
Stranger: im driving a green mini van
You: bless u
Stranger: lmao
You: im dead
Stranger: why
You: bc its hot
Stranger: lol bboi come up here
Stranger: youll want to die its so cold
You: ill probs love cold
Stranger: you wont
You:n ifi get cold ill hug myself bam
Stranger: bam
Stranger: ill tum on the heat
You:i mean that works too
Stranger: hell yeah
You: but then
You: the bills
Stranger: what bills
You: for electric or whatever idk
Stranger: ?
Stranger: boi
Stranger: you finna live with me and my mom
Stranger: my mom pays them bills
You: thanks mom
Stranger: ikr shes pretty good
You: my mom took my phone off our pIAN im so
Stranger: why tho
You: be shes evil
Stranger: o lort
You: im at my dads m :4) no satan 2day
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: sounds noice
Stranger: i go to my dads tomorrow
You: im alone he leFT
You: hes never coming back right
Stranger: those lines at walmart aint no joke
You: tru
Stranger: do you have zips in arizona
You: wth is zips
Stranger: fast food
You: nope dont believe so
You: is it good
Stranger: very gud
You: buy me som
Stranger: if u fly over here i will
Stranger: then youll live in my sex dungeon
Stranger: i mean basement
You: im broke m8
Stranger: same m98
You: u come here
Stranger: maybe
You: ty
Stranger: ill just make sure to hit you up when i get there
You: yes do that
Stranger: okay deal
Stranger: first i need to know
Stranger: before we become best friends
Stranger: what is your middle name
You: omg
You: its nicole whats urs
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: glenn
Stranger: rip
You: nichole* wow cant even spell my own nAme
You: gg
Stranger: sounds weird but thats a cute middle name
Stranger: like
Stranger: really weird
Stranger: im sorry you had to read that
You: thank u
Stranger: dank
You: its not weirD its just a compliment
You: knad
Stranger: you never know what peoples repsonses will be so idk if you were gonna flip or wut
Stranger: i liked this one thot at my school and i told her thought she was cute and she cut me off and called me a weirdo
Stranger: now im an edgy teen
You: that sucks rip you fam
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: i dont care tho
You: ye its just one person anyways
Stranger: ye she was a bitch anyways Imao
You: plus you have memes.
Stranger: memes get all the bitches right?
You: indeed
Stranger: thank you for the confirmation
You: youre welcome m968785.
Stranger: m69
Stranger: so wyd
You: im just watching smth hbu
Stranger: smth?
You: something
Stranger: o
Stranger: im watching youtube shit and talking to you i guess
You: how fun
Stranger: not very
Stranger: jk
You: true tho
You: depending on what youre watching
Stranger: some stupid ak meltdown video
You: ah i see
Stranger: icu
You: fun fact i need to pee
Stranger: go pee
Stranger: fun fact i wanna die
You: yes weve been over this
You: me too
Stranger: alright hush go pee now
You: but
Stranger: but wut
You: im too lazy
Stranger: o same
Stranger: you seem like me
You: hurray for laziness n death
Stranger: hurray
Stranger: hip hip
You: yo gabe do you have snap- ill kill u if you dont
Stranger: o shiet
Stranger: ido
Stranger: gabe jacobs25
Stranger: im ugly tho
You: aye me too
You: we have lots in common
Stranger: we can be ugly together
You: yes
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: tell me when you add me
Stranger: if you cant ill add u boi
You: whoop i did
Stranger: ok i added u back boi
Stranger: im finna go find food
You: me
Stranger: i like food
Stranger: more than people
You: well
You: food cant be an ass
Stranger: you tru
Stranger: okey imma hop off this computer bull shit
You: aight see you mate imma pee- mayb | 15e87265f6932d89 | memes | 20161102152755 |
You: How much you like memes?
Stranger: Not much.
You: super important question
You: thats not good | 15fbd8759d1378c7 | Memes | 20210613221443 |
Stranger: Hi, whats going on today?
You: Pregnancy
Stranger: asl?
You: what does asl mean
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: 16/F/CA
Stranger: 30 m pa
You: are you going to have a baby
Stranger: No, Im single
You: then why is one of your interest pregnant
Stranger: It interests me.
You: oh wow
You: am a teen pregnant gal
Stranger: How many weeks? Pregnancy planned?
You: not planned and 9 months
Stranger: So, 36 weeks?
You: yeah
Stranger: Whos the father?
You: My bf
Stranger: ah, okay. how old is he/
Stranger: ah okay
You: yeah i found out at 2 months
Stranger: Must have been scary
You: missed my period
You: and i was scared to death
Stranger: Im sure
You: My dad was surprisingly calm about it
Stranger: Thats good
You: yeah
You: my mom died giving birth to me
You: She was 17
Stranger: Make sure you get good healthcare
You: yeah my dad
You: hes a gynecologist
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Alright, Ill let you go. Good luck, and have a great day!
You: can i talk to you Yo ome more
You: have nobody to talk to
Stranger: Dont you have friends?
You: They kind of left me
Stranger: Im old, though
You: well u listen
You: am at home
Stranger: Resting?
You: can deliver anytime soon
Stranger: yeah
You: so yeah
Stranger: hows school?
You: good
You: what do you do
Stranger: office job, nothing too interesting.
Stranger: life doesnt necessarily get more interesting after high school
You: you should get a gf
Stranger: yeah
You: go on tinder
Stranger: okay.
You: make a profile and date | 1602eae99bcdee55 | pregnant | 20210104205653 |
Stranger: omega!Victor want to have a child. VT 21
You: dude i have both omegalock and omegaverse tagged what are u doin
Stranger: Then lets rp!
You: its a bummer dude
Stranger: Because omegaverse hates Viclock ?
Stranger: have wayyyy more success outside of the tag
You: uhhhhh....... N0???77722?? definitely not when you get viclock omegalock tag combos mato potato
You: get in there
You: come on
Stranger: Why does it matter tho this is so nit-picky
You: like you got your ship tags
You: and theyre your foundation, right?
You: but you have au tags too
You: so you wouldnt go spam viclock prompts in the omegalock tag randomly : but if you have viclock and omegalock ve been doing this for years upon years. and that just takes more time. Especially with rare pairs
Stranger: Peace
You: so have dude s not as bad as you say
You: i have omegalock and viclock 24/7 s not as rare a combo as you think
You: and how would you know if youre not in it????
You: like
Stranger: Because used to use AU tags back in 2011
Stranger: Hated it
You: im not saying you should exclusively only post omegalock if theres and omegalock tag
You: im just saying you should have it up anyway
You: cos it seems dumb not to??
You: things have changed man
You: au tags are way more common
You: and a lot more forgiving | 160836b43244db86 | Victorlock, Viclock | 20160906235641 |
Stranger: (Adoption au) When Richard had just been a young boy, he had been left by his birth family and taken in by the Morans, growing up with Sebastian and Severin as his brothers. Though they had tried to accept him and include him, at least most of the time, it was no secret that he didBz exactly fit in, even though no one really wanted to admit it. Despite that, he had always thought of them as his real brothers, no doubt in his mind about it. The thought that he might have a biological brother had# even occured to him, until one day he got a strange message on his phone, needing to sit down and take a long moment before replying. Youre kidding, right? RIMJ (If lost you, it was not on purpose)
You: As much as like kidding around, am afraid not. JM
Stranger: How did you even find me? had no idea. RM
You: It is kinda my job. Well, part of my job. pulled some files from a database about myself when was bored one day and stumbled ona note about you. JM
Stranger: A note? From who? RM
Stranger: Whats your job, if may ask? RM
You: Not anybody important. JM
You: am a consultant. JM
Stranger: Thats cool, guess. RM
Stranger: Can see you? RM
You: am not sure if that is a good idea. JM
Stranger: Why not? RM
You: am kinda busy most of the time. JM
Stranger: You cant take any time off to see your brother? RM
You: cant really ever take off. Itd cost a lot of money. But! guess if you dont mind me bringing my job, then perhaps a cup of coffee? JM
Stranger: dont mind. Coffe sounds nice. RM
Stranger: Where do you want to meet? RM
You: Speedys? Do you know where that is? JM
Stranger: do. can be there in 10, if thats not too early? RM
You: Oh no. am there already. Should order something for you before you get here? JM
Stranger: Just a latte would be nice. RM
You: Great choice. Ill see you in ten, then. JM
Stranger: See you. RM
Stranger: Richard got up as soon as hed sent the last text, quickly changing into something more appropriate before heading out of the house and down the street. He lived about a ten minute walking distance away from the cafe, but still found himself almost sprinting, too excited to keep a normal pace at this point. He slowed down when he neared the place, taking a moment to compose himself before stepping inside and pausing when he saw someone who looked almost identical to himself.
You: This shouldnt be as terrifying as it was. For Christ sake, Jim dealt with some of the worst people in the world on daily basis so this should be nothing. Still, the criminal felt how his heart was pounding in his chest. He didnt remember anything about a brother, his parents had never mentioned one. After he had ordered a latte for each of them, he went back to is preferred seat in the back of the caf. It was a bit more private there. It took him a moment to notice that somebody was starring at him and he looked up, letting out a soft gasp. You must be Richard, he said, his voice steady still as he stood up.
Stranger: Richard walked forward slowly, his hands shaking at his sides, but he tried to steady them. This wasnt what hed expected at all. He wasnt sure what exactly hed expected, but it certainly wasnt this. He found him staring for longer than he probably should, blinking when he realised he was speaking to him, and reaching out a shaky hand. Yeah, and youre Jim? he said, not sure if asking an obvious question like that was common courtesy, or if he was just being stupid. He sat down after a moment, feeling like he was dreaming. You didnt say we were twins.
You: Jim took the hand, feeling how it was trembling. That would be me, yes, he confirmed with a small smile. It wasnt exactly the most intelligent question in the world, but Jim could look past that as he motioned for his twin to sit down opposite him and in the same move, he closed his laptop down. I didnt think it mattered, he admitted freely. Okay, perhaps he wasnt used to these kind of interactions either. He really was doing his best not to be anything like he usually acted around people. Ma and pa never told me had a twin.. he muttered, running his fingers through his perfectly combed hair.
Stranger: Didnt think it mattered. Perhaps it did, maybe he was just freaking out, but it felt like this was all happening so fast. Half an hour ago, hed still thought he only had two brothers, and now he had a twin. This was not how he thought this day was gonna go, but he definitely wasnt complaining. Mine didnt tell me anything, he said. Maybe they didnt know, but if they did, he couldnt imagine why they would tell him. You call your parents ma and pa? he asked after a moment of realisation, almost finding it cute.
You: Jim cocked his head a bit at that statement. Richs parents didnt tell him anything. am sure they wouldnt have known.. Our parents were.. Well, very careful, Jim said with a light shrug. It was a family trait. Although perhaps not one that Richard had gotten. Nature vs nurture. As Jim looked at his twin,he wondered if perhaps he would have turned out differently if he had been the one left behind. He blinked at the question before he shrugged his shoulders, picking his cup up to warm his fingers on it. Yeah.. Why, what do you call the people raising you?
Stranger: Richard sighed. Yeah, guess... he said, thinking for a moment before raising an eyebrow. How do you know they were careful? he asked, not having even considered the possibly that maybe they werent both adopted. Maybe they had just left letters or something. I just call them mum and dad, he shrugged. Not that it mattered, but it was interesting to see the little differences in the two of them. Well, of course there would be, as this was the first time they were meeting, but even Sebastian and Severin, who spent almost every waking moment together, still had some major differences between them.
You: Jim hummed softly, nodding his head. Like said, its part of my job, tracking down people. Ive not been able to find much about our birth parents, he said with a light shrug. They were from Ireland. grew up there, same city. Ma and pa never liked letting me dig too much when it came to my.. our birth parents, and honestly never cared to until recently, he admitted with a small smirk. I found out about you because there was a note about you going to England around the time was adopted by my parents. The nun at the orphanage noted that it was sad twins should be torn apart... Which makes me think that perhaps our birth mother was an unwed mother. You know how they were treated in Ireland just 20 or 30 years ago.
Stranger: No, dont, he said. Apparently there was a lot he didnt know, about his parents, himself, his brother. Not that he hadnt wanted to know, but the information had never really been available to him, and so he hadnt pushed it. So you... were from Ireland? How come youre in England? Did you move here recently? he asked, wanting to know more about him. They had a whole life to catch up on, and he wanted to know as much as he could.
Stranger: (( have to go to sleep, want to continue on email?))
You: ((Sure! Whats your mail and Ill send you a quick reply))
Stranger: ((anonymallive.com))
You: ((Gotcha! Ill type a quick response. Do you want to wait to see if it goes through or perhaps its better that you get some sleep. My mail is fifiisboredgmail.com if theres any hitches, btw))
Stranger: ((I can wait. Thanks for making sure!))
You: ((Okay, Ill try and be quick! But youre very welcome!))
You: (Ive sent the reply. hope it goes through!))
Stranger: ((It went through! Ill reply as soon as I can in the morning))
You: ((Sounds great! Thank you for this and sweet dreams! Talk to you tomorrow))
Stranger: ((Thank you too, talk to you later!)) | 1610efc0f5594ede | severich, mormormor | 20180809133159 |
Stranger: Heya
You: heyo
Stranger: asfo?
You: i dont watch happy days
Stranger: ?????
You: just letting you know
Stranger: Okay??? Why does that matter? Your: just really felt i needed to tell you that
Stranger: Okay...
You: You dont watch happy days either do you?
Stranger: No
You: ok good.
You: Cause id have to leave.
Stranger: Riight
You: So whats up? | 1616e67912074b10 | furry | 20181229225144 |
Stranger: hyra?3$3?3$
You: Hey
You: Im hyra
You: So um
Stranger: ij dont believe u
Stranger: :((
You: But i am tho Yo TAN 8 TURN
You: Girl
Stranger:
You: Fuck is hyra
Stranger: my friend 9
Stranger: i knew u were a liar
You: Im hyras mom
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: let me hit pls
You: She was to big to come out my poosay Yo o she came out my mouth
You: She was a big bitch
Stranger:
You: But she ended up pooping in my mouth
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK LMAQOOO
You: Girl
You: Stan k pop
Stranger: fuck kpop
You: Rude
You: Then what music you listen to
Stranger: nop
Stranger: anything besides kpop
You: So you like poosay music
Stranger: yes i love poosay music
You: PERIOD BOO Yo irl ur boring
You: Bye poosay | 1642e1cd7672b341 | titties | 20230307213152 |
Stranger: (hey!)
You: hello!
Stranger: (http://logs.omegle.com/ a6fdcb7ff22ce005)
Stranger: John smiled at her words. know you will. trust you to, he stroked her hair again. What would you say of me taking some pictures to send to some other Alphas? Let them see how you look and you can tell me if youre interested as well, he gave a small smile again.
You: Sherlock furrowed her brows at his suggestion. dont want my pictures sent to other Alphas...just for you. She said quietly, his hand still running through her hair.
Stranger: I understand, love, he said and nodded. Maybe we can talk about it another time about specific people, he suggested. Like Greg, he shrugged. (Im trying to think of something John would really push for her to do where she would say no. Im trying to find something related to Greg and Molly so shell want to back out. Suggestions? )
You: perhaps John suggesting hed help Molly pleasure herself, or something along those lines
Stranger: (Sounds good! Thank you, was having a hard time coming up with something.)
You: Sherlock pursed her lips for a moment, nodding her head slowly. Alright...well see how this goes first.
Stranger: Thank you, he kissed her sweetly. Ive been thinking a bit that maybe, if you dont want to include Molly fully, could help her get off, he suggested. Might make it seem a bit more equal to everyone. That is, if she even wants that.
You: Sherlock pulled back from the mans touch, her face growing serious. No... dont even know how this will go...1 dont want you touching her. She said firmly. I didnt even really want her here... maybe...we should call this off, text Greg, tell him not to come.
Stranger: John raised a brow at her. Sherlock, you just told me youre mine. That includes doing as say, he moved closer to her again. Are you going to do as tell you? He looked her in the eyes.
You: Sherlock furrowed her brows defiantly at the older man. When you respect my desires will. She snapped at him. Text him its off or will.
Stranger: John became quiet. Sherlock, youre going to do as tell you. The includes fucking Greg or even Molly if tell you to. Do you understand me? He stood straighter to tower over her. If you dont behave can find another little Omega.
You: Sherlock scoffed. I will not touch her...1 dont even like women. She snapped. Good luck with that....Ill just move onto the line of Alphas who would have me.
Stranger: Will you also just move on as the girl who has been fucking her professor for grades? He asked with with a smirk. The Omega who sent him pictures to lure him in? Now, are you going to do as say or not?
Stranger: (her with)
You: Sherlock stalled at his threat. Youd lose your job if you told. She said quietly, quickly losing her confidence.
Stranger: Its legal as long as Ive not been giving you special treatment. havent. wont lose my job. Everyone will still spread rumors, but those dont matter to the university, he shrugged. Especially with you being an Omega theyd say that, as an Alpha, couldnt resist.
You: Sherlock stared at the man for a while, turning her head away from him. You think care about rumors? She asked him sharply.
Stranger: The rumors will focus on you. Theyll spread quickly and other professor will begin to think they can take advantage, or give you bad grades because of what they think of you.
You: Her eyes darted up at him, piercing. Why are you doing this?
Stranger: You said you belong to me, and you have for months. Were you lying to me, Sherlock? He looked at her curiously and softened his gaze. want to have you as my Omega, but need to know youll obey me. Im sorry if worried you. went to the only thing could think to keep you, he looked at her with his eyes kind. He planned to keep her. That didnt matter what he needed to do. If that meant switching between threats and caring it was fine.
You: And you said youd take care of me, make sure was comfortable. She snapped back at the man, her guard up now. I suppose dont have much choice now in anything? Do I? She asked him bitterly.
Stranger: You did have a choice. You agreed to do this. Now youre backing out because suggested touching Molly. Greg is going to be fucking you. dont even know if Molly would want to be touched or even be in the room. It was a suggestion and you demanded we not do it, he reminded her. Im not the one who started this.
You: You asked for it...and Im willing to try it for you, but now youre making all these other demands. cant do it all at once. She snapped. is new for me, you know what you m still figuring it out.
Stranger: made a suggestion and then we began a fight. said things didnt mean. apologize, Sherlock. Just, relax, he said quietly. We discussed seeing how things happen. Im sure youll enjoy being with Greg. Molly might not even come in the room or show up tonight. Lets just see what happens, hmm? He smiled slightly.
You: Sherlock scoffed, crossing her arms over her chest. I dont have a choice, do 1? She asked him coldly, leaning away from the man. Whatever you want, Sir.
Stranger: Dont act so cold, he told her and pulled her to him to kiss her. This will be fun. promise youll enjoy it, he said and kept her pressed to him. (Would you be interested in doing something where maybe he ties her up or holds her down and she likes being forced?)
Stranger: (Finds out she likes that is.)
You: yeah, that sounds good to me, especially the holding/forcing down bit. did you want her to warm up to it again or stay mad about their fight?
Stranger: (Thats what Im trying to figure out. Maybe they keep fighting so he just takes her upstairs and ties her up? Then tells Greg that she was nervous so she wanted to be tied and gagged to start. Maybe blindfolded as well?)
You: that sounds good to me!
You: Sherlock did not respond to the kiss, glaring up at the blond, her body remaining stiff. This isnt about me, dont kid yourself.
Stranger: Are you really going to behave like this? He asked and glanced at the clock. Ten minutes left. That gave plenty of time. It doesnt matter. You dont have to agree, he leaned down and lifted her without another word. Youll relax about it all soon enough, he said as he walked up the stairs with her, having gotten tired of dealing with it.
You: Sherlocks breath left her chest as John picked her up, wiggling in his grip. You may be able to tell me what to do but you cant make me relax. She argued. Put me down, where are you taking me?
Stranger: To the bedroom, he said and grabbed a few ties as they entered. They wouldnt hurt her but she wouldnt be able to get loose. Now, behave, he told her as he grabbed a gag. He put it in her mouth before working to tie her legs together to stop her from kicking while he laid her back and firmly tied her hand.
Stranger: (*hands)
You: Sherlock squirmed, protesting against the gag as she glared up at him silently, her heart starting to race.
Stranger: Itll be okay. Dont worry. Nothing bad is going to happen, he smiled at her as he finished typing her hands. He checked they were secure before moving to her legs. He spread them apart and tied them open to give Greg plenty of access. Oh, nearly forgot, he cut off her underwear and pushed her skirt up before opening her shirt. Ill buy you a new pair, he promised as he tossed the ruined fabric away.
You: Sherlock tugged at the restraints, feeling her chest tighten as she realized she was actually stuck. Her chest started to rise and fall quickly as John ripped her clothes off, feeling the cool air hit her heated body.
Stranger: Now, youre going to be good for Greg and let him fuck you. Dont try to fight it, he reached a hand between her legs and began to tease her clit. Youre not going to be able to help getting wet anyway. Youll have two Alphas right beside you.
You: Sherlock jerked hard as John brought his hand down between her legs, stifling a moan as he rubbed at her clit. She was mortified when she realized how wet she was already, Johns fingers easily sliding against her lips.
Stranger: John smirked at her. Someone is already very excited. Thats good. Theyll be here in a few minutes and need to make sure youll be wet enough for him to fuck you.
You: Sherlock felt her cheeks heat up, and she closed her eyes tightly, shaking her head as she let out moans of protest.
Stranger: Dont try to fight, Sherlock. You cant undo yourself and youll be cumming on his cock in a few minutes, he assured her. You might as well just lie back and help him fuck you.
You: Sherlock closed her eyes, shaking her head as she felt her slick start to trickle down her thighs.
Stranger: Oh, look at that, he collected some of it on his hand and showed her. I think that means youre getting ready, he said as he heard a car pull out. That will be out guests, he leaned down and kissed her cheek before leaving the bedroom.
You: Sherlock felt her her body tingle as John left the room, her chest heaving as her arousal grew beyond her control. She was so confused but the mess of emotions inside of her now. And as soon as a second scent of an Alpha hit he she went blank, blinking slowly as she fought desperately to focus.
Stranger: John smiled as he saw Greg and Molly. Sherlock is upstairs. She was a bit nervous so she asked to to be tied up. It makes her feel better to know others are in control so she doesnt have to worry, he said and guided them up the stairs. Theres also a large, comfortable chair by the bed, Molly. Let me know what you want or need throughout, he told her before they entered the bedroom. Here she is, he smiled and let Greg walk over to her. Youre so wet, Greg breathed out as he saw the slick between her legs and Molly took a seat to just watch at first.
You: Sherlock tugged at the restraints as everyone walked into the room, her face burning. The scent of two Alphas so near to her in her state of arousal made her mind go blank, an animalistic instinct kicking in.
Stranger: Greg began to remove his clothing and looked down at her. You look lovely tied up, he told him as he moved between her legs. He lined up and pressed inside of her without warning. He groaned as he felt her around him. He looked over to Molly, who he could tell was turned on by it, before looking back to Sherlock. Fuck, he breathed out as he wasted not time to start thrusting harshly.
You: Sherlock cried out against the gag as the Alpha thrust into her abruptly, her body rocking up against him on instinct. She could only barely register she was being forced to be fucked by this Alpha, and as the thought dawned on her, she was horrified to find it only turned her on more,
Stranger: John noticed the shift in her eyes and smirked. He leaned down to her ear. You like not having control of whats happening, dont you? He growled. He stood back up and watched. His fingers worked her nipples as Greg thrust hard into her. Do cum as often as you can, Sherlock. He glanced over at Molly and saw her rubbing her thighs together.
You: Sherlock started to pant heavily as Gregs thrust picked up in tempo, her first orgasm coming hard as she came on his cock, her walls pulsating around him, screaming against her gag.
Stranger: Greg moaned as she came around him and slowed a bit to let it last for her since he could feel his knot about to start expanding. John walked over to Molly and smiled at her. You can touch yourself. Dont be worried, he said and touched the inside of her leg. He could smell her well and knew that having two Alphas around was doing the same thing to her that it was Sherlock.
You: Sherlock groaned as her orgasm continued to rock through her body, becoming the only thing she could think about. She started to hump down against his cock again, her limbs pulling at the restraints. Molly smiled sheepishly up at the older man, nodding her head as she pulled up her skirt. Thank you Sir. She mumbled to the blond, reaching down between her legs to slowly rub at her mound, biting down on her lip.
Stranger: John smiled at her as he watch for a moment. Are you enjoying seeing your Alpha with her? He asked her as he debated helping her. Sherlock seemed to be enjoying things and he was curious how far that went. Greg moaned as she started to fuck herself on him. You are a good little slut, just like John said, he praised her as he set a slower rhythm with her. Pressing himself in fully before pulling out. He let her feel how his knot was making the base slowly bigger.
You: Sherlocks chest started to heave as she felt his cock pull out slowly, her walls desperately trying to pull him back in, feeling his girth growing. She nodded her head at his praise, moaning loudly for the Alpha. Molly nodded her head, her mouth falling open as she slowly stuck a finger inside of herself. Yes....1 like seeing him take other girls... making them be his... She confessed to the blond.
Stranger: Greg kissed along Sherlocks neck as he moved inside of her. Im about to knot you, he gave her a few moments of warning as he pressed in completely again and they were locked together. John looked over at the two again and smiled. Sherlock seemed to be enjoying herself now. Would you like some help while you watch them? He offered as the scent of two Omegas so aroused made him want one of them.
You: Sherlock moaned loudly against the gag as Gregs knot filled her, feeling his hot cum spill deep inside of her as he began to rut inside of her, her vision going spotty as she came again. Molly licked her lips, looking up at John eagerly. God yes, please Sir. She whispered to the man, a blush rising up on her cheeks.
Stranger: Greg could already feel his precum beginning to leak inside of her and groaned as he felt her cumming on him again. It was bringing him closer to the edge. He continued to rut inside of her before groaning and spilling inside of her. What would you like me to do? He asked Molly with a smile. Mouth, hand, or cock? He whispered in her ear, knowing Greg wouldnt mind what he did.
You: Molly shivered, shutting her eyes as he leaned in close. Your cock, please Sir. She begged him, reaching down to pull her knickers off for the older man.
Stranger: Thats a good girl, he grinned and undid his trousers. He pushed them down with his pants and moved her so she was on the edge of the chair. He pressed inside of her slowly and hissed. Do you want to be fucked here or on the bed?
You: On-on the bed. she whimpered, feeling his cock stretch her slowly, her eyes rolling back into her head as she wrapped her arms around his neck, trying to keep him close.
Stranger: John lifted her up and placed her down on the bed. He started to move his hips slowly and moaned as he felt her around him. He leaned down and kissed her as they moved. Greg continued to kiss Sherlocks neck as they were locked together with his knot.
You: Sherlocks body was still shaking with her orgasm as Greg was locked inside of her, her thighs twitching as he kissed her neck. She saw through her haze as John brought Molly onto the bed, thrust into her slowly. Molly moaned softly, arching her back for the older man. Thank you-thank you for using my pussy Sir. She whimpered.
Stranger: Her whimpering just turned him on more. Thank you as well. Youre pussy is so wet, he said as he sped up. Are you going to let me cum inside of you, Molly? He asked to know if he was able to knot her. He glanced over at Sherlock and smiled before looking to Molly. Greg let her work down his knot as he body kept cumming around him as he moved. I-wow, he tried to gather his thoughts as he starting to go down. Would you like to be fucked again ina few minutes? He asked her.
You: Molly gasped as his thrusting picked up in temp, her eyes shutting tightly as she nodded her head. Yes Sir...Im a good Omega...my-my purpose is to service Alpha cock. She keened, looking up to him with doey eyes. Sherlock moaned around the gag, nodding her head as she gently rocking against his cock, feeling his knot deflate inside of her.
Stranger: Greg heard Molly and couldnt help but smile. She enjoyed these things. Both of them did and it never seemed to cause issues. He saw Sherlock nod her head and grinned. Youll have to give me a few minutes to recover. doubt very long with how the scent is everywhere. Id love to see you get me off and make yourself cum from riding me. Would you like to be on top of my cock, Molly? He could thrust up into her and always flip them back if he needed more.
You: Molly nodded her head at his request, gasping as the man flipped their positions. She rested her hands on his cock, moaning as she slowly started to rock down on his cock. You...god you feel so good in me Sir. She moaned, feeling him deep inside of her now.
Stranger: John leaned his head back and thrust up to her. Youre so tight, he said and looked between them. He could see his cock disappear inside of her. His knot started to grow as he thrust up. I want you to show me how you use Gregs cock when he lets you, he encouraged her. He wanted to see all she had to give.
You: Molly shivered, whimpering as she lifted herself up on his cock before sliding back down it, she picked up her tempo, moaning as it became more and more difficult as his knot grew bigger.
Stranger: John grabbed her hips and pushed her down on his knot before it began too big. Work for my cum, he encouraged her and started to tease her clit. Greg pulled out of Sherlock and watched his cum drip out of her. He had a plan but would wait. Do you like seeing John fuck her? He asked Sherlock as he recovered.
You: Molly nodded her head, grinding her hips down against the Alphas cock as he held her down by her hips. Please, cum in my Sir, fill my pussy. Sherlock groaned around the gag as Greg pulled out, panting as she turned to the other two at Gregs question, nodding her head slowly.
Stranger: John rutted a few more times before kissing her hard and finishing inside of her. Fuck, he growled and smiled as he kissed her. Greg saw he watching and smiled. It turns Molly on too. You dont need to be worried if it does you too. With relationships based on power it isnt surprising people like seeing their significant other fucking someone else or being fucking.
You: Molly cried out as the Alpha came inside of her, her thighs quivering as her pussy began to milk his cock. She leaned down into the kiss, rocking down on his cock still. Sherlock watched as the other girl came, John still rutting into her, her own arousal growing again.
Stranger: John moaned again as she kept riding him and working him. He tugged her hair as they kissed. That was fantastic, he praised her again. Greg could smell Sherlock. He reached over and rubbed her clit very lightly to turn her on more as she watched them.
You: Mollys back arched as he pulled at her hair. Oh god you came so deep in me... She moaned against his lips, kissing him eagerly. Sherlock groaned against the gag, feeling Gregs hand rubbing at her puffy clit.
Stranger: Greg continued to tease Sherlock as he leaned over to Mollys ear. If youre interested, you could do some clean up for Sherlock, he suggested. Johns knot was beginning to go down slowly as she was working more and more of his cum out of him.
You: Molly nodded, falling to the side, Johns cock still inside of her as she began to lap at Sherlocks pussy, making sure to clean up any trace of Gregs cum. Sherlocks head fell back as the girls lips worked on her pussy, breathing sharply through her nose.
Stranger: John moved with her and watched as she cleaned up Sherlock. His knot went down and he pulled out of her. It was interesting to watch Sherlock enjoy it. Does it feel good to have her mouth on you? He whispered to Sherlock. Greg watched Molly and praised her for how well she was doing. Youre such a good girl for Daddy, he smiled and stroked her hair lightly.
You: Molly beamed at the praise, pressing her tongue inside of Sherlock now to clean up the rest of Gregs cum. Sherlock closed her eyes as John whispered to her, ignoring the man as Molly worked on her pussy.
Stranger: Greg continued to watch her and smile sweetly at her. He was happy to see Molly was enjoying herself with this. Just as much as he imagined Sherlock was. Are you going to return the favor for her, baby? He whispered to Sherlock again, curious what she would say now.
You: Sherlock looked up at the Alpha, giving him a look before looking down at the gag in her mouth and then to her bound limbs. So sorry but got to go, catch you later! | 1644c86d6baea0b7 | Omegalock, Picturelock | 20170809185059 |
Stranger: Hey, M
You: heck yeah brOther
Stranger: Seen any huge asses?
You: only the fat ass on u big boy | 16509f3424088308 | fat ass | 20210602203817 |
Stranger: H
Stranger: Hola
You: Ola
Stranger: Eres chico o chica
You: Soy chico y tu | 1651acd15db9bd69 | 20210117122626 |
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Stranger: M
You: same here disconnect so you wont be gay | 165a87996e03cf37 | love | 20181101212625 |
You: Est You were supposed to be back by now. Getting a bit old and slow, are we, Tiger? JM
Stranger: Targets a bit of a bitch, you forgot to mention that. -SM
You: Mm, was trying to send you out with a positive attitude. JM
Stranger: Right. Didnt work. But thanks for trying. -SM
You: Its nothing you cant handle, Im sure. JM
Stranger: Bullet in my thigh says otherwise. But hey, shoulders not damaged, so theres that. -SM
You: You got /shot/? JM
Stranger: You say that as if it never happened before. - SM
You: thought youd be smart enough to avoid it by now. JM
Stranger: What can say? Im full of surprises. -SM
You: Do you require assistance? JM
Stranger: Now thats insulting. -SM
You: If you bleed out on your way home Im going to be very disappointed. JM
Stranger: Ill probably bleed out on that ugly rug. -SM
You: You arent going anywhere near that rug until youre all patched up. JM
Stranger: But its ugly. -SM
Stranger: Proper ugly. -SM
Stranger: Not even new fancy couch ugly. -SM
You: And that is why dont let you decorate the flat. JM
You: Wed probably live in a concrete box with two cots. and a mini fridge. JM
Stranger: Nah. A comfortable couch, for starters. Old stuff to play my music. And, fuck, a proper bathtub -- none of that expensive, bubbly crap. -SM
You: Well, thinking back on what your old place looked like Im not surprised. JM
Stranger: My old place was perfect, before you put it on fire. -SM
You: The building was falling apart - did everyone a favour. JM
Stranger: If you say so. -SM
You: But if youd rather go back to living like that Im sure it could be arranged. JM
Stranger: like having hot water and a consulting criminal to hug in my sleep, thank you very much. -SM
You: Thats better. JM
Stranger: (delay) About that back-up offer... -SM
You: Yes, Sebastian? JM
Stranger: Well, he has some, so its only fair do too. - SM
You: Mm. Jenkins and Grant are already on their way. JM
Stranger: Lovely. -SM
You: figured you were just being stubbom. Like always. JM
Stranger: Mnot stubbom. -SM
You: And you never lie, either. JM
Stranger: dont. Im just making sure you dont worry. - SM
You: Im more worried about you compromising the mission. JM
Stranger: Targets dead. -SM
You: About time. JM
Stranger: If you wanted a quicker but sloppier job, you would have sent Grant directly. -SM
You: Maybe. JM
Stranger: Right. How bad can a bullet to the thigh be, teally? Nothing vital in there. SM
You: Im having you brought to medical. JM
Stranger: Sfine. -SM
You: Better safe than sorry, Tiger. JM
Stranger: Just lots of blood. -SM
You: If you pass out Im putting you on desk duty fora month. JM
Stranger: You wouldnt dare. -SM
You: Try me. JM
Stranger: Might need a bit more than a month. SM
You: How bad is it, Sebastian? JM
Stranger: As said--, blood loss heavier than usual. Heads heavy. -SM
You: Tell Jenkins to drive faster or Im calling an ambulance. JM
Stranger: Hes doing what he can. -SM
You: Dont make me have to deal with the hospital paperwork. JM
Stranger: Sorry, kitten, making no promises. -SM
You: Its bad enough that have to pretend to be married to you so theyll let me in. JM
Stranger: Well, thanks for that. -SM
You: Dont you dare lie to me about this, though. JM
Stranger: You think itd play a prank like that? -SM
You: wouldnt put it past you to say youre fine and then bleed out in the car. JM
Stranger: Yeah. Thats... More my stile. -SM
You: Do you need that ambulance, Tiger? JM
Stranger: Might. -SM
You: Thank you. Ill have them meet you. JM
Stranger: (delay) You should have let me bleed out. - SM
You: That is the most idiotic thing youve ever said. JM
Stranger: You would have, a few years ago. -SM
You: Dont be ridiculous. You were too valuable even back then. JM
Stranger: Nah. You would have told me how pitiful was for getting shot, and would have punished me for the mistake. -SM
You: Letting you die wouldnt have been a very efficient way to punish you, Bastian. JM
Stranger: tend to disagree. -SM
You: Youre supposed to leam from your mistakes. JM
You: And youve come a long way since then. JM
Stranger: And Ive failed. -SM
You: No. You havent. JM
Stranger: Have. Im shot. wasted ressources and had to ask for back-up. -SM
You: Its still my responsibility to make sure youre capable of getting the job done. Not even can predict everything. JM
You: Its not your fault. JM
Stranger: Itis. Its--, fuck, Jim. This is bad. -SM
You: You will be fine, Tiger. The doctors will patch you up in no time. JM
You: Ill be there when youre done. JM
Stranger: (delay) think you need to find yourself a new sniper. -SM
You: And why is that? JM
Stranger: Because Im not the best anymore. Clearly. - SM
You: Stop it. JM
Stranger: Its the truth. -SM
You: No. Its bullshit. JM
Stranger: Is it? Tell me--, had that been anyone else doing such a sloppy, crappy job, what would you have done? -SM
You: Thats irrelevant. JM
Stranger: Tell. Me. -SM
You: Youre not anyone else. JM
Stranger: Theyd be dead, wouldnt they? -SM
Stranger: (Brb)
You: delayed Yes. JM
Stranger: Right. -SM
Stranger: Youre changing sniper and bodyguard as of tonight. -SM
You: What? Dont be ridiculous. JM
Stranger: Im resigning. -SM
You: Sebastian. JM
Stranger: Im going to be nice and not request the killing that usually follows such sentence. -SM
You: Youre not resigning. JM
Stranger: Just did. -SM
You: Well, you cant. JM
Stranger: Pretty sure can. SM
You: Youve lost a lot of blood. You dont know what youre doing. JM
Stranger: Im perfectly capable of making that decision. Should have a long ago, actually. -SM
You: Why? JM
Stranger: Cause you keep the best around and Im not that anymore.
You: dont care if youre not the best. JM
Stranger: Thats the fucking problem! -SM
You: So should just get rid of you because you fucked up one job? After years of basically spotless performance? JM
Stranger: You need the best to protect you. Because its your life on the line. And if someone slips up -- you shot them down like animals because they dont deserve better. -SM
Stranger: Thats the fucking rule. -SM
You: What about you, then? What are you going to do? JM
Stranger: Frankly? The only reason havent put that gun to my head is being Im out of ammo. -SM
You: delayed see. JM
Stranger: Fucking hell. -SM
You: So lifes not worth living because you cant work? JM
Stranger: didnt say that. -SM
You: You basically just did. JM
Stranger: What use do have otherwise, uh? -SM
You: Im sure Grant could give you that bullet if you still want it. JM
You: Do whatever you want. JM
Stranger: Ive asked. He said youd kill him for it. SM
You: No. JM
You: If you dont want to live Im not going to make you. JM
Stranger: So now youre giving me shit for being realistic? -SM
You: Except youre not. You have no damn idea what youre talking about. JM
Stranger: Jim, years ago, you would have gutted me already. -SM
You: The past doesnt matter! JM
You: This is now. JM
Stranger: So now its okay to risk your safety cause Im getting sloppy and shit? -SM
You: No. Ill get another bodyguard if you think need one. JM
Stranger: Clearly, you fucking need it. -SM
You: That doesnt mean Im getting rid of you. JM
Stranger: Thats your prerogative. -SM
You: Why do you have to be so damn annoying? JM
You: dont care if you work for me or not. JM
Stranger: Could you tell the fucking medic to stop fussing around me? -SM
You: No. JM
Stranger: Its fucking tedious. -SM
You: Deal with it. JM
Stranger: cant do this. cant--, this was never how it was supposed to fucking go. -SM
You: Enlighten me. How was it supposed to go, Sebastian? JM
You: Because these past five years sure as hell werent a part of my plan when I hired you. JM
Stranger: If cant shoot--, if cant do that, Im not worth a fucking thing. In my mind, it was pretty simple. Do a good job, get rewarded. Dont, be dead. -SM
You: The variables arent the same. Youre going to have to make a new plan. JM
Stranger: So whats the fucking new plan then? Stay at the flat? Grow old? -SM
You: If the life can offer you isnt good enough then dont know. JM
Stranger: (delay) If your brain were impaired and you couldnt think the way you do now, what would you go, Jim? -MS
You: That is not the same thing. JM
You: Why do you have to be so fucking stubbom? Why cant you just let me make an exception for you? JM
You: Just because youre not the best doesnt mean youre suddenly below average. JM
You: Its going to take me /years/ to find a good enough sniper. JM
You: You still have fucking hands. You can still shoot. JM
Stranger: You dont do good enough! -SM
You: Whats the fucking point if youre just going to leave me. JM
Stranger: You didnt answer my question. -SM
You: If my brain didnt work Id probably be able to have anormal life. JM
You: wouldnt have to do all of this to keep myself from going insane. JM
Stranger: So youd just--, leave everything behind and have a normal life? -SM
You: Yes. JM
Stranger: And youre not just saying that because Im having a fucking breakdown here? -SM
You: No, Im not. JM
Stranger: Right. -SM
You: You didnt answer mine. JM
Stranger: (delay) You matter. You know you do. You know would give my life for you. -SM
You: dont want you to give your life for me! JM
Stranger: just--, need time to think, alright? SM
You: Sure. JM
Stranger: think theyre going to--, give me morphine or stuff, so... Ill talk to you later. -SM
You: Enjoy. JM
Stranger: (This was lovely! unfortunately do have to go, my wifiis going to cut fairly soon. If you would like to take this to paras, maybe at the hospital, my email is haveyouseenrpgmail.com? If you dont want to, its fine as well, Id understand)
You: (I would love to continue. Ill send you a para ina bit.)
Stranger: (Thank you! See you there then!) | 165e498692d0da0a | mormor, Sherlock | 20171130073054 |
Stranger: M
You: ello
Stranger: Age?
You: 17
Stranger: Morf
You: F
Stranger: Horny?
You: mhm
Stranger: What ru doing?
You: talking with you
Stranger: What u wearing?
You: nothing
Stranger: Same...
Stranger: Naked iin my bed
You: same!
Stranger: Wanna see my d
Stranger: ?
You: no thanks
Stranger: Snap?
Stranger: Whats ur boobs size?
You: does that matter?
Stranger: Snap?
You: dont have one
Stranger: What do you have?
You: this
You: Can tell you something?
Stranger: Yes
You: have a wiener
You: Im a dude | 1663873bbb919855 | 20220121182052 |
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Stranger: Doctor Who. Please only read/reply if youre 18. CW: smut, BDSM, Djs. write the Doctor as a sub, so would appreciate if your character is a Dom. Kinks and limits can be discussed, of course! The TARDIS worked in mysterious ways, and the Doctor had long since given up trying to reason with it. There was also the fact (though she wouldnt admit it was true), that the box seemed to know exactly what she needed more often than not, whether it was a nice, big meal in the kitchen or a nap, and would take her to the appropriate rooms in seconds, rather than her having to walk the long way there. Or like now, as she felt the acute need to relax and take some of the tension off from her last run-in with a group of trigger-happy natives of the planet Zuustea. Following her instincts, or probably rather the TARDIS instincts creeping into her mind, she now entered a room she wasnt sure she had ever been in before. A cosy sort of dungeon complete with a large bed and a carpeted floor, with lots of old-fashioned cabinets and drawers that were most likely storage for all kinds of wicked toys. Judging by some of the odd furniture also strewn about the room, it certainly seemed like it should be the case. The Doctor took a deep breath, trying to ignore the pleasant shiver that went down her spine as she slowly turned to look around, jumping slightly as she came to realise she was not alone in the room.
You: Oky | 16650bff635a1a98 | 20200710111123 |
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