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You: HI
Stranger: yhour so younmg)
You: WHY
Stranger: how old are you
You: 10 | 105e1f1af0df749b | 20170424022546 |
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Sorry this is my first time trying to socialise and 1m not sure what to do next
Stranger: Please love me
You: How long do we need to talk until one of us can post the conversation on r/me_irl and reap all of the karma?
Stranger: Oh fuck
You: Ill love you
Stranger: Shit think of something depressing to say
You: hate mondays
You: u/HowLongCanAUser
Stranger: u/willy_mcbilly
You: We could both post it and then comment above the what a wack coincidence
You: *about
You: Nice.
Stranger: Are we seriously plotting the next me_irl meme
Stranger: On omeagle
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: *omegal
You: Theres no way it could go wrong!
Stranger: Ok ok ok
Stranger: So where do screenshot
You: 3 Yo Yo
You: After the conversation Yo m sorry
You: But this was the only way
Stranger: rip
You: Theres a button after it ends. | 106d7f32d3584535 | Me_irl | 20201109034705 |
You: hi
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Age
You: 14
Stranger: Nudes?
You: lol JK Im M16 you pedophile
Stranger: Damn
You: try xxx | 106f633a0f2c4af7 | pokemon, video games | 20201107224649 |
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m21
Stranger: u?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: x perlu tahu
Stranger: just wanna know la
Stranger: cause i suka older girls
You: oh really
You: why
Stranger: they more matured
Stranger: btw, i kt sini cause horny
You: oh ye ke
You: k bye | 107b7965e56d55c8 | malaysia, malay | 20180523092443 |
You: hi
You: babe
You: how are you
You: like my cock?
You: you have so lovely butt
Stranger: yes
You: want im cum?
You: masturbate with me?
You: wow
You: so pretty
You: what about you pussy
You: oh
You: can you show it
You: i want fuck you hard
You: j like
You: yes
You: i want put my hard cock in your wet pussy
You: want suck me?
Stranger: yes
You: suck it | 107c0e955efa8840 | 20180617035945 |
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You: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?1!
Stranger: me: literally cuts my wrists | 107e43355179afd1 | memes | 20201108135509 |
You: Hey
Stranger: M Or F
You: F
Stranger: Vagina
Stranger: For Dick
You: Wif
You: This is a sombre speech
Stranger: For Real Ill Show You My Cock If You Show Me Your Vagina First
You: What the hell
You: Wtf is going on
Stranger: Yes Or No
You: Bye pervert | 108a84e0887053cc | 20210526052535 |
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: my friend jesus doenst exist
You: dont waste youre time
Stranger: Who the fuck said he did?
You: 4chan is pretty christian
You: so much innocent christians theres
Stranger: Actually.. he did exist
Stranger: Everybody is innocent | 109043c6f460c642 | jesus | 20190524124924 |
Stranger: ony oN
You: nny a
Stranger: miz im
Stranger: 227 .1Nm py
You: 1702
You: nun oy Your nnn 11) | 10a8d89fec03eb5b | 20170601233623 |
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You: hey
Stranger: please tell me youre..
Stranger: super hard
You: im a lesbian | 10b8fabdfa34b07c | 20210403043042 |
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: M orf
You: go fuck yourself
Stranger: Ummmmm
You: leave
Stranger: No
You: you lost the battle | 10cb0ffc1808b6f2 | 20161125154013 |
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Stranger: Im a perv
Stranger: lets talk dirty
Stranger: lets go son
You:k
Stranger: come on
Stranger: omg
Stranger: wo wait
Stranger: you want this??
You: wif
Stranger: dude you just accept?
You: yo are you with a bunch of friends
Stranger: no
Stranger: im alone wtf
Stranger: i dont say that im a perv in front of friends
Stranger: wtf beside pervs dont have friends wtf
You: so, youre not being pressured into sending funny messages towards a complete strange
Stranger: well no and that wasnt funny at al
Stranger: im a perv
Stranger: wanting to talk dirty
You: thats creepy..
Stranger: fuck yeah itis
You: why did you put food as your interests...
Stranger: a perv isnt supposed to be a nice person you know
Stranger: a perv is a creep
You: you have a food fetish
Stranger: to avoid bots from happenign
You: huh
Stranger: and beside i wouldnt be a perv ifi perved on people being already homy
You: Anywyas
Stranger: thats not really the point of pervying on someone you know
You: Ways..
Stranger: yeah anyways
You: Why are you not on video chat..
Stranger: well you know people on video are already homy
Stranger: like i said
You: huh
Stranger: thats not how pervs opperate
You: dude
You: just go on fucking pom
Stranger: dude look its just how to be a perv 101 you just cant understand
Stranger: ffs mate not just a homy guy a perv
Stranger: its different
You: No like wtf
You: Get a live cam account
Stranger: dude you dont get the concept of a perv
You: get a private session with some camslut idk
Stranger: theres no thrill if you talk to someone who already wants to go for it
Stranger: thats not pervying on someone
You: if youre really a perv you should be outdoors, spying on some chicks, and asking out strangers
Stranger: well i mean i do in my free time
You: or idk kiddnaping people
Stranger: well i mean lets not exagerate
Stranger: there are different kinds of pervs
You: huh
Stranger: look its too complicated to explain to you how to be a perv
Stranger: but point is Stranget a perv okay
Stranger: and i want to talk dirty
You:j
Stranger: ...what?
You: sorry..
You:
You: Anyways
Stranger: omg so why do you just casually accept?
You: dont want to talk dirty -_-
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: but its not like you have the choice
Stranger: im a perv and i will talk dirtyy
Stranger: dirty
You:K
Stranger: omg
Stranger: stop agreeing to this
You: talk then
Stranger: i mean for your own sake
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what??
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: dude
Stranger: you dont want me to go there
Stranger: trust me Yo ell if you want to Yo hy arent you
Stranger: dude so what if i want to why should you care
Stranger: wtf youre just going to do what a perv asks. you to do??
You: do it then..
Stranger: come on man
Stranger: omg well i was gonna
Stranger: but like you take this pretty casually
You: Should be taking this seirously?
Stranger: well yes you should
You: ..
Stranger: so why the fuck are you telling me to keep going
You: Is youre dirty talk THAT bad..
Stranger: omg oh please im a pro when it comes to that department
Stranger: give me some credit here
You: get a girlfriend dude..
You: do it with her.
Stranger: dude im a perv
You: and not some random guy on omegle
Stranger: of course i cant have a girlfriend
Stranger: dude thats what pervs do
Stranger: they talk to random people
Stranger: and perv on them
You: sure.
Stranger: fuck yeah they do
You: wait u gay then?
Stranger: fuck yeah im bi
Stranger: im a perv here
You: oh
You: same..
Stranger: except the perv part
Stranger: im pretty sure youre not a perv
You: Indeed
Stranger: so why stay here
You: So..
You: Should Leave?
Stranger: duh of course you should
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: why do you even wonder??
You: Okay.. Bye..
Stranger: wow youre weird mate
You: Im weird? Imao
Stranger: i hope youre not like that in real life
Stranger: yeah you are
You: anyways
Stranger: you wonder if you should leave in front of a perv??
Stranger: are you kidding me??
You: Goodbye.. Perv
Stranger: yeah just go
Stranger: for your own sake of course | 10e34b4816cb8bdf | food | 20161130035542 |
You: whats your house
You: whats your house
You: whats your house
You: whats your house
You: whats your housewhats your house
You: whats your housewhats your house
You: whats your house
You: whats your house
You: whats your house
You: whats your house
You: whats your house
Stranger: ravenclaw | 10e64eb3ebf83e24 | harry potter | 20201217023120 |
Stranger: Someone wants to be my man
You: web chat | 10ea38535f14b1b9 | sex | 20170811204147 |
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: whats happening bro
Stranger: not much what about you
Stranger: BILL COSBY INNOCENT
You: same here just chilling
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: are you looking forward to cruel winter?
You: yeah if champions is anything to go by it should be nice
Stranger: i didnt like cruel summer though
Stranger: so im not sure
You: eh only liked a few songs from it
You: clique, mercy, new god flow etc
Stranger: i feel like he did it more to promote other artists
You: yeah i get that
You: there havent been too many new signings to GOOD music recently though so it probably wont be the case this time
Stranger: desiigner?
You: desiigner is the only guy i can think of : i dont keep that much track
Stranger: i saw that john legend left
You: oh really?
You: saw a while ago something saying migos and tyga signed but then migos said they hadnt so it mustve been fake
Stranger: i think theyre indirectly signed to it
You: could be
You:id like to see them on cruel winter
Stranger: wait no nvm, theyre not
Stranger: and yeah me too
Stranger: quavo makes a lot of music with other artists
You: yeah love quavo
You: him and travis are sick together
Stranger: have they collabed in more songs ? (besides Go off)
You: yeah a few
Stranger: oh shit
You: oh my dis side on rodeo featured quavo
Stranger: theyre making a collab album
You: pick up the phone was young thug and travis ft quavo you should check it out
You: its a sick song
Stranger: portland was nice aswell
Stranger: ill check em out
Stranger: https:/twitter.com/FTPflame/ status/848948733173739522
Stranger: shiee
You: oh my dis side is a cool song but its pretty weird, its split into two parts so its all dark and eerie sounding for the first part then its awesome for the second part
You: apparently travis and quavo went to some walmart earlier today and played the album Imao
Stranger: what album
You: their collab
Stranger: woh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so whats your current favorite kanye album?
You: my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
Stranger: cause it changes from time
Stranger: o
Stranger: thats the go-to album i recommend to people who havent heard kanye
Stranger: its a solid mastahpiece
You: Id normally recommend graduation to non kanye fans
You: i feel like its easier to get into because theres a lot of mainstream kinda sounding songs on it like good life
Stranger: yeah but all the intermissions etc
Stranger: people i know arent used to that
Stranger: youre right though
Stranger: homecoming, flashing lights
Stranger: theyre radio songs
You: yeah true
You: its hard to get people who dont like rap at all to listen to kanye
Stranger: those are the people i know
Stranger: and they appreciate mbdtf
Stranger: i guess rap fans would enjoy graduation more
Stranger: but MBDTF has really catchy hooks
You: yeah true especially power and all of the lights
You: but rap fans would appreciate gorgeous.
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: so appalled aswell
You: yeah that too
Stranger: my current favorite one is yeezus though
Stranger: idk what happened
Stranger: i just became obsessed with it recently
You: got really into it recently too its weird
You: use to only like blood on the leaves, new slaves, black skinhead etc
Stranger: send it up is amazing though
You: like Im in it
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: i disliked that one at first
Stranger: but now i love it
Stranger: its like, you either love his - or youll eventually love it
Stranger: his stuff
You: yeah thats so true
You: yo have the weirdest story to tell you Yo erally like 5 mins before it put us in this chat got some guy with the same interest kanye
You: and he was like hey man im a white guy looking for some kanye songs about interracial sex
You: i was like unmmmmm what the fuck
Stranger: lmfao
You: i didnt know what to say just told him about the sweet and sour sauce line in im in it lmao
Stranger: id recommend send it up
Stranger: omg yeah
Stranger: thats brilliant
You: he was asking if he has any lines about kim too
You: idk what kinda weird shit he was into but wasnt mad keen on helping him with it
Stranger: bound 2?
You: true but he doesnt really say kim in it does he
Stranger: shes in the music video though
Stranger: always assumed he meant her
You: yeah true
Stranger: thats still pretty weird though
You: he wasnt a kanye fan though so i doubt hed know
Stranger: honestly i hadnt listened to kanye for a while these past years
Stranger: like ihad some of his songs in my playlist
You: idk why a non-kanye fan would specifically want a kanye line about interacial sex i feel like i should report him Imao
Stranger: report him to what
You: same only really got into him like 2014 or 2015
You: the police Imao
Stranger: ehh
You: im kidding bro dw
Stranger: that weird sexual shit is wayy to common on anonymous websites though
Stranger: now the question is
Stranger: why tf isnt quavo featured in pick up the phone
Stranger: his verse was more than decent
You: what do you mean?
You: he is featured lol
Stranger: not on spotify
You: ohhh
Stranger: it just features young thung
You: im guessing he isnt listed as a solo artist on spotify
Stranger: watch the throne is gone from spotify again :1
Stranger: he is on other songs tho
Stranger: like, portland
You: oh shit really? idk thats weird
Stranger: im in it is so different though
Stranger: i like it
You: yeah its cool Yo at assassin guy in the middle with the heavy jamaican accent is cool af
Stranger: the bridge
Stranger: and then the pause between his bridge and his verse
Stranger: especially since he goes so hard on his verse
Stranger: its a great pause
Stranger: my biggest problem with kanye is how i sometimes talk about him too much around people
Stranger: like, im responsible for long ass discussions about him
Stranger: why does he call himself this generations closest thing to einstein
Stranger: and i feel inclined to answer it
Stranger: to me that line makes total sense, its just farfetched
You: yeah tried to lay off speaking about him
Stranger: same bro
Stranger: people keep bringing shit up about him
You: got a friend of mine really into him like hes not even a fan of hip hop hes just a fan of kanye and its gotten too far now its weird
Stranger: lmao
You: like you know in father stretch my hands the sample at the start where it says youre the only power a few times
You: he found the original song and edited it together with father stretch my hands pt 1 to make it like 9 minutes long like whats the point Imap
You: Imao*
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: did it sounds good?
Stranger: sound*
You: it was alright but like it was just a big 6-7 minute buildup before the drop
Stranger: that sucks though
You: exactly
Stranger: i just wanna hear the if young metro dont trust you imma shoot ya
Stranger: whats your take on this generations closest thing to einstein
Stranger: cause i had a long ass discussion about that recently
You: think its a cool line
Stranger: is it just your average, boastful kanye- hyperbole
Stranger: or do you have an interpretation of it
You: dont think its your average bragging line you hear in rap songs, kanye genuinely believes hes a genius and can see where hes coming from but think when he compares himself to steve jobs thats more of a suitable comparison than einstein
Stranger: yeah true
Stranger: but the thing with einstein is, hes famous in the physics community for a couple of things
Stranger: changing the ways of modem physics by proving that time and space are interchangable
Stranger: is kinda like kanye changing the game with graduation
Stranger: maybe thats too farfetched
Stranger: and also theyre both notorious samplers
Stranger: stealing other peoples work
You: ohh thats smart
Stranger: theres a rather big dispute about his theory of relativity only being a work of plagiarism
Stranger: some say lorentz and poincarerent properly sourced and he took a lot of credit for their stuff
Stranger: which is kinda like kanye
Stranger: he does amazing, genius shit
Stranger: but he does steal
Stranger: fair use tho so u cant argue
You: yeah true true
Stranger: except in some cases
Stranger: that hungarian outro in new slaves
Stranger: which i thought sounded beautiful but the dude was pissed Imao
You: yeah agree it was cool af in that
Stranger: i fucking love new slaves though
Stranger: im not as much into fashion as i want to
Stranger: i mean id like to leam more about it, i just dont know where to look
You: got into fashion a little because of kanye
Stranger: he INSPIRES
You: Only really streetwear though because cant afford that designer shit but probably know more. designers than the average person at least
You: One thing he gets so much hate for which bugs me so much is
You: when people say he charges like 100s for his yeezy clothing when hes the designer
You: adidas sell the shit they make the prices, but kanye gets the hate
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: that makes sense
Stranger: people just enjoy hating himi guess
You: thats exactly it
Stranger: but eyy i shoes usually cost that much when theyre not made by a famous designer
Stranger: like 150-200
Stranger: adidas etc
Stranger: how much does the designer shit cost ?
You: his yeezy shit?
Stranger: just general designer stuff
Stranger: since you said you know designers
You: ohh that depends really
You: like armani would be kinda the lower end of luxury designer clothes so it would be cheaper than like balenciagas or louis vuitton
Stranger: i thought they made bags
You: louis vuitton?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: lmao im clueless
You: well yeah they do and thats probably the more common product of theirs but they do everything really
You: they had a collab with supreme recently and did a lot of shit like shirts and scarfs
Stranger: o shit, im looking them up and balenciaga got plain black t shirts for 200 Stranget
You: yeah its a bit over the top
You: im guessing youre paying like 10 for quality and 90 for the name
Stranger: yeah i mean thats what i usually thought pricey clothes were
Stranger: mostly paying for the name
Stranger: but there are some stylish appareal that are costly
You: yeah theres a lot of nice shit but paying like 80 for a shirt with the tiny logo on it is pointless
You: you could prob just make it yourself for 20
Stranger: true true
Stranger: i could afford it, but i just feel bad for paying that much
You: yeah ik what you mean
You: like could pay 100 for this shirt or get 2 or 3 shirts for that price
Stranger: thats just personally though
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: but at the same time there are quality differences
Stranger: in some cases
You: yeah at the minute im still in school so im happy to sacrifice the quality for the sake of my low budget Imao
Stranger: are you american?
You:nah
You: irish
Stranger: o
Stranger: no idea how it is there
Stranger: do you pay or get paid for school
You: nah we dont pay
You: pay for university but not for normal school
Stranger: youre in high school ?
You: yeah
Stranger: thats probably when you can afford that stuff
You: dont have a job to afford it tho lol
Stranger: o
Stranger: lmao
You: have exams soon so kinda need to put all my time into those
You: ill get a job after them and stock up on the gucci shit
You: nah jk but ill be getting clothes definitely that shits important
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you eventually want to try a style
Stranger: thats how i feel m
You: what kinda style you going for?
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: right now im just looking
Stranger: my friends are barely into fashion
Stranger: theyre like, minimalists or some shit
You: streetwear is cool but guess its personal preference whether you like it
Stranger: second hand stores
You: dont mind the idea of getting second hand shit but only if the quality is still great and its stuff thats hard to get normally
Stranger: streetwear is nice, but i have to be able to pull it off too
You: yeah it can be hard to get right
You: well for trousers/pants you only really have the choice between normal jeans or ripped jeans lol
Stranger: no chinos?
You: nah dont think so
You: havent really seen anyone even try to pull them off
Stranger: i wear em on finer occassions
Stranger: like, not too fine
Stranger: but not too casual
You: yeah i guess that works.
Stranger: i like kanyes gothy style though
Stranger: alexander wang etc
Stranger: it wouldnt fit me tho
You: yeah kanye pulls off everything man its ridiculous
You: if you want a really good example for streetwear travis scott is my go-to
You: he love supreme though and its hard to get
Stranger: is that a street brand?
Stranger: ive heard it in skating contexts
You: yeah it was originally meant as a skating brand
You: but it sorta just spread
Stranger: their jackets look amazing tho
You: yeah true
Stranger: what do they do besides jackets?
You: its mostly tshirts and hoodies tbh but they do shoes occasionally and then they like to do really strange shit too
Stranger: o shit theyre stuff is super exclusive
You: like they sold a brick with supreme logo and it sold pretty well
Stranger: lmao
You: and theyve sold like fire extinguishers. you gotta have one of those cause their shit is super fire
Stranger: thats probably the reason
You: Imao
You: thing is people who got it would never use it like their house would be on fire and theyd not try to put it out because they paid 100 for that fire extinguisher haha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: noo dont use that its a collectible
You: theyve got so much random dumb shit like that its funny
Stranger: hows the hip hop scene in ireland btw?
You: like in terms of artists from ireland or just how it is in relation to popularity?
Stranger: local artists etc
You: its not too big but theres a guy rejjie snow from ireland but he lives in america and is bigger there than here
You: theres a group that have potential to be pretty good
Stranger: what is their music about
You: their kinda hard to describe because they say they dont believe in genres they just make what they feel like making lol
Stranger: oh
You: ill send some
Stranger: those can be pretty good
Stranger: one of my favorite bands does that
You: this group is 3 guys, 1 singer and 2 rappers so guess you could label them as hip hop but yeah this is their first big song https://youtu.be/TpTOnpd2THI
You: its kinda like a dance hip hop song
Stranger: damn not bad
You: then they have this song which is kinda more like a trap song https://youtu.be/Lq3r12WL4uY
Stranger: i get what youre saying with potential
Stranger: they got a synergy that reminds me of migos
You: yeah see what you mean lol
You: and when say its hard to place them in a specific genre, imean because they can go from that last song to a really upbeat happy song like this https://youtu.be/ El_oXL7kbXw
Stranger: is that the same album?
Stranger: or are they just singles
You: singles
You: well, they havent got an album but they put out an EP with 3 songs on it, those last 2 i linked and this one https://youtu.be/zXVJTRXgCCg
Stranger: theyre pretty good for a non american group
Stranger: i dont think my country has anything close to it
You: whats your country?
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: we do have that one dude who went to my school
Stranger: who made a song with travis scott
You: woah really?
Stranger: yeah its kinda funny
Stranger: the hip hop scene is mostly people living in the suburbs rapping about struggles of lower class and whatn ot
Stranger: and they dont get very famous outside of sweden
Stranger: and then this dude who went to my high school
Stranger: Yung Lean
Stranger: some inner city rich kid makes rap songs about memes and stupid shit
You: ive heard of him
You: had no idea he was swedish
Stranger: but has great mixing and producing so he gets a wide following
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: and then eventually makes a song with travis scott
Stranger: meanwhile people from the suburbs have been making rap songs for 20 years and barely been noticed outside of sweden
You: yeah thats all it really takes just that one big break to throw you into the scene
Stranger: he did have a unique style though
Stranger: so i think he deserves it
Stranger: its mostly these soundcloud rappers who have better beats than flow/lyrics
Stranger: and they experiment with different genres and integrate it to their beats.
Stranger: like jazz beats
You: yeah man thats what the rap scene is kinda becoming too
You: like metro boomin is pretty much giving a lot of people a career with his beats Imao
Stranger: what beats have he made?
Stranger: oh wait he does 21 savages stuff?
You: probably some yeah
You: he did 3500 by travis scott
You: jumpman by future and drake Yo ther stretch my hands ptt
You: bad and boujee by migos
You: mask off by future
Stranger: what the
Stranger: i feel ashamed for not knowing him then
Stranger: those are all amazing beats
You: you know the if young metro dont trust you imma shoot you thing thats his tag so if you hear that its his beat
You: or his older one was metro boomin want some more nigga
Stranger: shit
Stranger: ill keep in mind
Stranger: mask off is blowing up right now cause of that beat
You: yeah that flute is so nice haha
Stranger: ive always said that flutes are underrated
Stranger: portland is banging aswell
You: true
Stranger: the mixing is pretty shabby though
You: ever hear the song Want Her by DJ Mustard featuring Quavo and YG
You: it uses the flute too
Stranger: i gotta listen to it then
Stranger: quavo is hella active
You: yeah man since the start of 2016 hes been on every hit
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: anyway man, gonna hit the bed
Stranger: been nice talking
Stranger: good luck with your exams and shit
You: thanks man, been cool chatting to you too
Stranger: peace | 10f92302a1526e07 | kanye | 20170420031903 |
Stranger: college au Do you know John Andre? That guy with bright eyes and a handsome face. In my history class. AH
You: John Andre? think so, went out for drinks with him one time. Why? JL
Stranger: ((Just wanna ask :), do you have any triggers that we should avoid? Do prefer sfw, or is slight nsfw ok?))
You: (Ahh, dont do well around rape, Im sorry. NSFW is fine, though!))
Stranger: ((Coolio!))
Stranger: Have you seen him today? That traitor abandoned me. -AH
You: No, Ive been chilling out with some friends all day. JL
You: Why did he abandon you? JL
Stranger: You see. He left this morning without doing something very important. texted him, but hes not replying. -AH
You: ... Oh. Maybe hes just busy, Alexander. JL
Stranger: Why are you siding with him, John? - AH
You: Who said was siding with anybody? JL
Stranger: You were finding excuses for him. -AH
You: Or maybe Im just pointing out something obvious? Your little boyfriend could be busy, Alex, no bigs. JL
Stranger: No bigs??? Seriously, need him to fix this now. -AH
You: What did he do? JL
Stranger: ... He didnt untie me. Im stuck. -AH
You: Oh. That sucks. JL
Stranger: Sucks a lot. My hands are falling asleep. dont know how much longer can hold my phone. -AH
You: Ill go tell him, hes friends with Francis. JL
Stranger: Please hurry. Im so done with him. AH
You: Well, mean. Its Andre. dunno what you expected. JL
Stranger: expected common sense at least. AH
You: ... Hes on his way. JL
Stranger: Thanks John. Youre the best. AH
You: Yeah, no problem. Just. Maybe text someone else next time, yeah? JL
Stranger: But youre my closest friend. AH
You: dont.. dont wanna hear about your sexventures. JL
You: ((Brb))
Stranger: Oh. Im very sorry. didnt mean to be weird. AH
Stranger: ((ok))
You: ((That took quicker than thought oops)) Your Its. Its fine. Just. Next time, please. JL
Stranger: It wont happen again. Im sorry. AH
You: Dont be sorry, just, dont like hearing about you having sex, alright? JL
Stranger: ... Umm, ok. get it. AH
You: You.. do? What do you get? JL
Stranger: tend to overshare information, often its too much. understand that it gets weird and annoying. AH
Stranger: Please dont think me any differently, please? You are one of the few close people that got. AH
You: No, no, its fine, its fine. At least youre happy. Stop apologizing and getting over- emotional, youre fine. JL
You: Anyways, uh. should leave you to deal with Andre, Ive gotta get dressed up. JL
Stranger: Im scared that Ill lose you. Gotta make sure. AH
Stranger: Yea, ok. Have a nice day, John. Thank you. AH
You: Youre not losing me, Alexander, you barely did anything. JL
You: No problem. Text Laf or Herc if you wanna join. JL
Stranger: Ok. Ok. Good. AH
Stranger: You guys going somewhere? AH
You: Yeah, us three and Francis are gonna go clubbing. JL
Stranger: Oh, Id love to go. hope that asshole hurries up. AH
You: Yeah. Francis heard loved to dance and offered to take us up, haha. You should come with us. JL
Stranger: see. AH
You: Mhm! Which is why Im getting dressed up now. JL
Stranger: Good to hear you are having a good time.AH
You: Good times havent started yet, Xander. Again, let Laf or Herc know if you wanna come with. JL
Stranger: Certainly will, miss you guys. AH
You: We miss you too, loser. JL
Stranger: God thats awfully endearing. AH
You: know, couldve called you a dick, but I didnt. JL
Stranger: Come on, what did do? AH
You: Havent figured it out yet, but you did something. JL
Stranger: How can make it up to you? AH
You: Come clubbing with us and pay for my drinks. JL
Stranger: Ok, Ill do my best. AH
You: Nice. JL
Stranger: Anything for the best Jacky. AH
You: Aww.. How sweet. JL
Stranger: try. AH
You: Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Xander. JL
Stranger: /Thank/ you. AH
You: Youre /welcome/. JL
Stranger: See you soon hopefully. AH
You: You too, Alex. JL
Stranger: ... That fucker is still not here... AH
You: Looks like youre gonna be stuck there for a while, then. JL
Stranger: Is the party almost over? Please give me some time. AH
You: Nah, were still dancing. Lil tipsy but its all good. JL
Stranger: Ok. Cool. Youll wait for me right? AH
You: can dance allll night. JL
Stranger: Save the last dance for me. AH
You: You got it, Xander, it was my plan anyways!! JL
Stranger: Good. AH
Stranger: If dont make it. Would you help me beat up Andre? AH
You: Mm, dunnoooo. Maybe. JL
Stranger: Are you drunk already
Stranger: *? AH
You: No, just tispy!! Just tispy, theres a difference. JL
Stranger: Ok. Whatever you say. AH
You: Shh, its fine, Im supervised. JL
Stranger: sure hope so. AH
You: am! Francis and Herc are the DDs. JL
Stranger: Good, good. Could you ask Francis to tell Andre hurry the fuck up? Im really not feeling too hot. AH
You: Okay, okay, yeah. JL
Stranger: Thanks. AH
You: No prob. JL
Stranger: Whats the address? AH
You: Its up on Clermont street, cant miss it, Lexander. JL
Stranger: Ok. Got it. AH
You: Nijice. JL
Stranger: Slow down on the drinks there bud. AH
You: Its my third one!! JL
Stranger: Fine. AH
Stranger: ((Quick question, do you wanna do switch to para?))
You: ((Up to you!))
Stranger: ((Lets do that then!))
You: ((Okay!))
Stranger: ((Would you like to start or should 1?))
You: ((Can you, please?))
Stranger: ((Ok!))
Stranger: ((Brb. gimme a minute!))
You: ((Of course!))
Stranger: ((back. Sorry about that))
Stranger: After hours of struggle and aching, Johns texts were the only thing saving him from having a breakdown. When the man finally showed up, Alexander fell silent, refused to look at him or listen to any of the bullshit excuses the other have. The only thing he said was to tell him they were through which the other responded by storming out. He might have shed a few tears, but it took the weight off his chest now he was a free man again. As quickly as he could, he got a quick shower and threw on a pair of baggy jeans and a hoodie. Not particularly attractive, but he couldnt care less in that state. Despite his bodys protest he managed to get to the club at last, scanning the crowded place for familiar faces.
You: Everyone was, predictably, already at the club, Hercules and another man - Francis, with his blonde hair and blue eyes, looking like he was born at a country club or something - were chatting to one another up at the bar, laughing about this, that, and the other thing. Lafayette and John, for a moment, were nowhere to be seen, until the crowd dancing on the dance floor shuffled enough for the two to be visible. Laf was flailing about, as he usually did when he was drunk off his rocker, while John was swaying his body and rolling his hips to the beat, giggling at his taller friend, looking positively buzzed. Hercules was the first to notice Alexander, and waved him over with a bright smile. You look like utter shit, man.
Stranger: Alexander chewed his lip when he saw the blonde beside Hercules. He had met the man a few times before. Charming for sure, but his ideal and opinions never sat well with him. And his broke college student, hobo mix didnt help much with his confidence either. He swallowed drily when he Hercules called to him, forcing a smile while he made his way to him. Yeah, Im aware. Rough day. He shrugged, glancing over at Francis briefly. Heard you guys are the DDs. He commented absentmindedly as he watched John on the dance floor, mesmerized by the way he moved.
You: Hercules let out a soft chuckle, gently patting his shoulder as a form of comfort. Francis, though, let out a snort through his nose at his comment. Oh, yeah, can tell. He grinned over at Alexander before turning his head to follow his gaze, watching the way John moved to the beat like he was made for it. Hercules glanced back over at Alexander, grinning as he saw the other man staring off into the crowd. We didnt really have a choice in the matter. Originally, it was just going to be Francis, but then Lafayette took a few too many shots, so now were both going to handle them. Hercules explained, eyes trained on Lafayettes goofy movements.
Stranger: Alexander winced slightly at the pat, rolling back his stiff shoulders. His face flushed with embarrassment at Francis comment, remembering the man probably was aware of what happened. The way he looked at John only made him more anxious, what felt like jealousy and annoyance prodded at him. Ah, good to see you gentlemen being so responsible, he said, Anyway, Johns tabs on me and if youll excuse me... He trailed off, slipping back into the crowds to make his way to John and Frenchman. Jack. He called once he saw him, smiling. I made it.
You: know, its what we do. Hercules laughed, smiling as he watched Alexander slip away, worming through the crowd in his attempt to find John. Francis glared a little and looked away with a huff, sparking up a conversation with the other man at the bar once again. John looked over when he heard the others voice, his eyes widened, and he gave him the brightest smile he could muster. Xander! He called out, words slurring as he threw an arm around him. There you are! Ive been dancing all night out here!
Stranger: The bright smile made his own a little easier to bear as always. He giggled when John threw his arm around him, holding on to the other to keep him steady. might forget my actual name if you continue to mispronounce it. He joked, hesitated for a moment before pulling his friend into a gentle embrace with a relieved sigh. Yes. Im here, John. saw you got some pretty sweet moves. Teach me? He asked softly after a few moments of silence.
You: John gently nuzzled his nose against his shoulder, eyes fluttering shut for a moment while he got used to standing and leaning on the other man. Its not a misssspronunciation! It is called a /nicknamey, you silly. He relaxed a little when Alexander tugged him closer, glad to give him a nice hug while everyone shuffled around them. Though, he shot up like a bullet when his dancing was mentioned, lopsided yet still bright smile returning as he took hold of his hands. Id love to, since you suck at dancing. He chuckled, pulling him deeper into the crowd as the song switched to a different one.
Stranger: Whatever you say, Jacky, Jack, Jack. Alexander hummed trying his best to relax. He swore the others smile outshined the morning sun, always made him feel warm and fuzzy. He wrists were bruised, stiff and aching like the rest of his body, but he held Johns hands firmly with a faint smile. Im a fast learner, with the help of a great teacher like you, Ill be on top of my game in no time. He grinned, nodding his head to the beats.
You: Ill be the one determining that. John shot back with a smile and a giggle, taking a deep breath through his nose as he tuned into the song playing. In the back of his mind, he knew that Alexander needed to go home soon, take a day of relaxation after being strung up all day long, but he just wanted at least one song with Alexander. Once he recognized he beat playing, his hips swayed along to it, eyes fluttering shut for just a moment.
Stranger: Right. Alexander nodded, watching Johns every movement and tried to copy it to the best of his ability. In an attempt to feel the music, he closed his eyes like John. He might be a polymath, but dancing was definitely not his strong suit. Not that he minded. All he wanted was to stay away from his apartment for as long as he could. He screwed his eyes shut when his own thought seemed to drown out the music, holding onto Johns hands tightly with a small frustrated huff.
You: John cracked open an eye to take a peak over at Alexander, and he couldnt help but smile at the sight before him. For a moment, he stopped dancing and took a step forward, cupping a hand around Alexanders cheek and lifting his face. Youre thinking too hard. He mumbled, smiling at him softly. You just need to.. to let go, feel the music. He stepped back again, rolling and swaying his body to the thumping beat coming from the speakers, looking right at home as he danced.
Stranger: Alexander tensed when he felt the gentle hand on his cheek, worrying his lip between his teeth. Not all Johns were created equal for sure. He looked up at him and nodded, eyes wide and trusting. He watched John move to the beat at ease, taking in a deep shaky breath before sighing it out. At first, he still tried to sway to the beat, but it soon reduced to head bobbing as he watched John in awe.
You: John continued to move along to the beat with ease, eyes fluttering back closed as he relaxed back into the song. His feet started to move as well - soft, careful footsteps despite being under the influence, almost graceful as he twirled around Alexander. His dark curls flow around him and he gently bumped into Alexanders chest, eyes snapping open as he stared at the other man.
Stranger: Alexander giggled under his breath as he turned in circles to watch John twirling around. The flow of movement, the way his curls bounced with the movement was breathtaking. His breath hitched when John bumped into him, raising his hands to brace him. Careful. He muttered, shaking his head fondly. Sorry but really dont get this dancing thing. You are simply incredible, Jack.
You: Hey! Ive gotta get going soon, but this is really fun! Would you ever want to continue?
Stranger: I would love to!
You: (Sweet! Do you wanna do tags or email?
Stranger: Are you on omegle often? If not we can do email! Ill send the log
You: Im on omegle fairly often, but if you think email is more secure, then thats the way to go
Stranger: oh ok. Let do tags? tend to reply faster here
You: Okay! What tag are you thinking? All Ive got is dance!llams
Stranger: Thatll work!
Stranger: its so hard to find nice people here ;u; So thank you
You: Of course! Im glad to have met you as well
Stranger: Should we continue next time? Or do you still have some time?
You: I can probably get one more reply in before slip off to bed, haha
Stranger: Okie dokie! 10:23pm here btw
You: Oh, cool, same here! just have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow, early morning, haha
Stranger: Coolio!
You: Johns eyes fluttered as he looked up to Alexander, his hands coming to hold onto the other mans shoulders while he stared. He swallowed past the lump in his throat and stumbled a little to stand up a bit straighter. Though, he was back to leaning on Alexander again fairly quickly. Its, uh. Its alright. Not everyones good at it without practice. He breathed, smiling up at Alexander before nuzzling his shoulder. Youre the incredible one here.
You: Alright, haha, should be getting to bed. Want to continue next time?
Stranger: Ok!! Good night ! And have a nice day tmr
You: You too! I should be on tomorrow, but if not, Ill see you next time! Bye! | 10f959ac63ebbc6b | lams | 20190515014440 |
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: you like maths?
You: Yas
You: have question for you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: iam ready
You: Whats 2million 16millipn 0.5million?
You: 16million*
Stranger: 10 million
You: Incorrect
Stranger: easy bitch
You: Its wrong though
Stranger: then
Stranger: whats the answer
You: 2million and 32
You: 2,000,032
Stranger: what how
You: 16million 0.5million 32
You: 0.5million fits 32 times into 16million
You: Then you add 2million
You: So you get 2million and 32
Stranger: oh i did not see that division
You: Then what did you do
Stranger: i multiplied
You: That wouldnt be 10million either
Stranger: in which grade are you studying?
You: 12th think
Stranger: where are you froma?
You: The Netherlands
Stranger: oh
You: You?
Stranger: India
Stranger: you are in 12th grade?
You: think
Stranger: ohi am in college
You: https://youtu.be/Y2SVKiGOk4c
Stranger: what is it
You: Secret
Stranger: what do you mean
You: The video is secret
Stranger: you are telling me iam gay?
You: No?
Stranger: pancakes are empty pizza
Stranger: who made this video?
You: No idea
You: Why?
Stranger: whats your favourite part in maths
You: Hmm
You: Formulas maybe
Stranger: wahaha every chapter has formulas
Stranger: particularly which chapter
You: Like functions
You: Finding Y
Stranger: wahaha
Stranger: you are in 12th grade seriously
Stranger: you are m orf?
You: M
Stranger: fuck
You: No thats gay
Stranger: fuck you
You: No thats gay
Stranger: asshole
You: Still gay
Stranger: stfup
You: Find women
Stranger: i fucked your mom
You: Tell her show bobs and vagene
You: Bitch lasagna
Stranger: fuck you
You: Why do they even let you on omegle in callcenters
Stranger: because i fuck bitches
Stranger: piece of shit mofo
You: Okay
You: Do you like milk
Stranger: suck my dick bitch whore
Stranger: whore
You: No?
Stranger: ask your mom dickhead
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: you suck at maths
Stranger: quit maths
You: How would my mom know if you like milk
Stranger: you are an idiot
Stranger: motherfucker
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: fuck you | 10fa07eabddb0a7e | maths | 20201109040717 |
You: Hoi
Stranger: Haigh
You: interesting greeting
Stranger: looks like its new to you
Stranger: Whatre your hobbies?
You: poetry writing, you?
Stranger: dance, music, cycling, drawing and gardening
You: diverse, a most special organization of interests
Stranger: yeahs grand
Stranger: any specific type of poetry?
You: a million dollars a golden hand a twirl of the penny heads or tails?
You: free-form vent and avant-garde
Stranger: no Limericks?
You: eh dont do rhyming very well Yo Yy poetry is pretty... uh
You: austere
Stranger: English is hard to rhyme
You: A field of nothing, A figure standing, He stares out into the void wondering why he is there, Isolation, A landscape senseless.
You: used to write purple poetry.
You: which is basically write 200 lines what you can in 10
Stranger: Theres a field of nothing
You: its all a dark metaphor for alienation
Stranger: it made me a blushing
You: it made you a kissing
You: a romantic nothing lovely isolating
You: a cold sense of tropical
Stranger: Id have to think a bit how want it to end
You: The brain is a mere sponge, Sucks up liquid, wonder why we havent merged sponges with heads, Made living voodoo dolls, Stabbing themselves in order to murder.
Stranger: oki doki
You: XD
Stranger: grand
You: money
You: have an idea for a poem Yo s about people who seek $$$ Yo s only two lines
Stranger: yeahs that?
You: They put their lips on their one and only love, Their wallet is damp with their slobber. Ew xD
You: lol
Stranger: keep thinking of different mythological stuff when it comes to greed
You: 8AvArICe*
You: avarice
Stranger: have to look up that word definition
You: its like an ultimate greed
Stranger: ah
Stranger: oki doki Loki
You: Im not a puny god.
You: XD
Stranger: oki doki
You: avengers reference
Stranger: dont like Avengers
You: meh
Stranger: just letting you know wouldnt get those references, sorry
You: oh okay. Im 21. am the young one?
Stranger: no
You: oh okay, felt young for some reason
Stranger: dont know why
Stranger: Im 20
You: ahh so similar age, sweet
You: Im autistic so my conversation is not normal styled
Stranger: oki doki Loki
You: keep thinking of the avengers ._.
You: sorry
Stranger: its grand if you fancy them
You: cool to me, not fancying tho
Stranger: just think theyre unimaginative
You: popcorn flick supreme, e.g.
You: popcorn movies to me
Stranger: grand
You: find m. night Shyamalan imaginative
Stranger: whats it about?
You: hes a director of many movies including The Sixth Sense
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oki doki
You: your favorite film?
Stranger: maybe The Secret of Kells
You: Saw that once, was really good
You: Do you like 9?
Stranger: never saw it
Stranger: my movie watch list is very short
You: ah, love Interstellar
Stranger: oki doki
You: am annoying af or what
You: lol
Stranger: nope
You: ok den
Stranger: just dont know what youre talking about with movie topics, sorry
You: what list of yours is long? music?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what genre music you fancy?
You: mine is moderately long
You: trance mostly but fancy thrash metal band Overkill
Stranger: grand
Stranger: mostly listen to Symphonic Metal and Power Metal.
You: Bands?
Stranger: playing though Folk(Celtic) is my favourite
You: wonder if you know Skyclad.
You: Folk metal band formerly fronted by Martin Walkyrier
You: Dude from Sabbat.
You: or Korpiklaani basically folk metals drinking band
You: Fintroll
Stranger: Evanescence, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Sirenia, Lacuna Coil, Exit Eden, Kamelot, Eisbrecher, Oomp!, Haggard, Schlafesbruder, E Nomine, Doro, Sabaton, Subwar to Sally, Celtic Woman, Eisblume, Orla Fallon
You: know of Nightwish, Lacuna coil, Kamelot, Haggard, Doro, and Sabaton
You: Also the frontman of Kamelot has his own band named Seventh Wonder
You: Tommy Karevik
You: Progressive metal band
You: Do you like Therion?
Stranger: INNA, FAUN, Aloha From Hell, Touhou, Hyuna, Megaherz, GACKT, Lesim, France Gall, Le Bien qui Fait Mal
You: Touhou seems familiar. Bands you might get a kick out of would be Blind Guardian, Pyramaze, Rhapsody of Fire, and Angra.
You: cx
Stranger: Haifa Wehbe, Halestorm, Pretty Reckless, Icona Pop, In This Moment, LaFee, Ashley Sirenia, Minniva, Blutengel, Stahlmann, Timoteij, Bona
Stranger: to name a few
You: Where are you from btw? Im in the middle of rural new york with a spirit from elsewhere.
You: noticed a Russian symbol.
Stranger: last one was Ukrainian
Stranger: not Russian despite how much Russia and Trump wish it not so
Stranger: Im from EU
You: mean, its a part of the Cyrillic alphabet if Id be precise.
You: Spans Ukraine, Belarus, Russia, etc.
Stranger: Cyrillic was adopted by the Princes of Keiv. Thats Ukrainian. And, Russians later adopted it.
You: You from Ukr?
Stranger: but, regardless the song itself is in Ukrainian.
You: Oh.
You: like a few Ukranian black metal bands.
Stranger: No, Im not. But, feel for their plight despite them being foreigners
Stranger: if you follow history though its likely some of my lost clansmen are there, too
You: Drudkh, Nokturnal Mortum, Munruthel
Stranger: theyre just lost and dont realize theyre Gaeils. Mistaking themselves as another
You: Do you believe in nationalism?
Stranger: nationalism? Nope. dont get it
You: same
You: Politics really depress me usually
You: its like... people bullshitting all over the place instead of getting shit done
Stranger: well, if its USA politics thats because therere so many fucking gobshite foreigners that blow smoke and money up your arses that you think they know shite
You: and the politicians are all in a big game
Stranger: like the fucking English has a load of people pushing for the conservative party there
Stranger: An Australian owns one of your major news networks that Russia says is state sponsored
Stranger: and, Russians are lippy bastards thatll sell anything to anyone for rocks
You: weird
You: and Putin is a conniving sociopath
Stranger: USA gets this culture where they forget that everywhere else isnt like USA. So, they assume everything is like USA and they think USA is doing everything everywhere when they arent
You: mhm
Stranger: like the average Russian, Syrian and Iranian citizen doesnt get upset at their government for them fucking up their standard of living. Because, they feel their government is useless and USA controls them anyways
You: American exceptionalism is a common philosophy
Stranger: so, their governments arent viewed as the shit heads they should be but the counter culture to the imperial Americans that actually rule the world
You: on another note, was on Facebook yesterday and saw people posting how homosexuals are cowards and idiots and need to suffer and go to conversion therapy or be outcasted
Stranger: yeah, very middle eastern influence there
You: sounds like old school christian influence
You: muslims are even worse at that
Stranger: whats stupid is them calling homosexuals cowards but most those same places place laws banning them from military service
You: theyre torture them, kill them, dismember
Stranger: where do you think Christianity originated from?
You: Jehovahs Witnesses are known for that
You: judaism
Stranger: where did Judaism originate?
You: from ancient Hebrew religion
Stranger: and, that was all in the Middle East
You: basically Islam is considered a sister religion to Christianity
You: both are ultimately derived from Hebraic religion
Stranger: Judaism, Christianity and Islam all have the same God and from the same part of the world
You: different interpretations but pretty much Yo ke the christian god is a 3-in-1 model
You: while Islam and judaism, its 1 and 1 only
Stranger: only differences between those three are the importance of Jesus and Mohamed
Stranger: In Islam Jesus is still the begotten son of Allah
You: but isnt God
You: e.g.
You: the differences are in the manners of conversion and interpretations of Jesus and the levels of ritualism involved
Stranger: Aryan Christians says Jesus is not a God
You: Arian* Jehovahs Witnesses e.g.
You: a modern day Arian by any other mean
Stranger: Catholicism says Jesus is a side of God
Stranger: it is spelled Aryan
You: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arianism
You: Aryan is the Hitlerian race
Stranger: well, my spell check is wrong
You: its fine dw
Stranger: and that wasnt invented by Hitler
You: it was trumped by him
Stranger: it was a Russian comic writer
You: it was his trump card tho
Stranger: and, the Aryans were rebranded Myrmidons
Stranger: Myrmidons were the fantastic entourage of Achilles
You: interesting. You deep in history?
You: just saw that
Stranger: know a lot about mythology
You: its pretty cool tbh
Stranger: if its the occult or mythology probably know it
You: Im the mathematical poetic whacko myself
Stranger: grand
You: grannnd
You: do you understand math very well
Stranger: well enough
You: ahh learned new numbers as of a couple years ago think
Stranger: nice thing about math is the numbers are going to stay the same
You: another thing is that theres no limits
You: you can keep making new mathematical processes that outgrow others.
Stranger: you know no one uses mathematics anymore?
You: you mean, basic math?
You: mathematicians use second-order math
Stranger: Mathematics is the formulas for the manipulation of Roman Numerals
Stranger: no one uses Roman Numerals. Mathematics is dead
You: Arithmetic then?
Stranger: Algebra is the formulas for Indo- Arabic Numerals everyone uses
You: That.
You: E.g.
You: algebra is fantastic cuz you can do crazy shit with it
Stranger: it was introduced in Europe by Prince Henry the Navigator of Portugal in the 1400s
You: :3
You: Learn something new everyday
Stranger: because, Mathematics was too complicated to use for oceanic navigation efficiently
You: mhm
Stranger: thats why its very retarded when people say 666 is the mark of the beast. Thats just fucking stupid
You: chuckle at that
You: Do you like reaaallllyyyy large numbers?
Stranger: wouldnt say so
You: lol theyre too easy to make
You: take five 2s and arrange them with operations and you can make a number with more digits than our entire conversation
Stranger: you know what 666 is in Roman Numerals?
You: DCLXVI
Stranger: yep
Stranger: thats not what the mark of the Beast is described as in the Bible
You: The stupidest character name Ive seen ina book?
You: Viv Ivins
You: Viv Ivins
Stranger: A Roman walks into a bar holds up 2 fingers and says five beers
You: Explain that one?
Stranger: hold up your main finger and middle finger
Stranger: it makes a V
Stranger: so, V beers
You: Oh yes
You: xD
Stranger: know another one but it isnt a math joke
You: go ahead cx
Stranger: 5 NAZIs walked into a B.A.R.
Stranger: thats it
You: xD
Stranger: yeah, Browning Automatic Rifle machine gun used by USA forces in WWII Yor eres one found
You: When a clock goes forward it goes tic-tac - but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic.
Stranger: sounds right
You: oh Yo y silly number
You: 2*(2*(2*(2*2)))
You: unwrap it
Stranger: dont want to
You: xD Yo S
You: 2 to the 65536 power ol
You: lol*
Stranger: whats weird is my country was officially neutral in WWII but, still here WWII jokes
You: youre...
You: suisse
Stranger: nope
You: oof
You: Switzerland was one of the neutral countries.
Stranger: yeah, they were neutral in all wars since the ending of the Napoleonic Wars when Napoleon invaded Switzerland
You: rip
Stranger: But, Im not Swiss
Stranger: or Sweiz
Stranger: or Helvetti
You: Swedish?
Stranger: nope
You: Portuegues
You: xp
Stranger: no
You: last one see is Spain
Stranger: no
You: latvia, estonia, lithuania
Stranger: Im Irish
You: Well overlooked the island
You: feel really disrespectful to Cloverfield now
Stranger: we were officially neutral but we scouted the Normandy landings for USA not Commonwealth
You: Oh
Stranger: because, fuck England
You: brex-poop-it
Stranger: Im for Brexit
You: Oh
Stranger: but, again thats because it will hurt the English. And, fuck England
You: so you hate everyone who lives in britain
Stranger: most of them, yeah
You: but then Id say Id hate most people in the entire world
Stranger: why?
You: especially the ones who mindlessly follow propaganda
Stranger: seems you dislike sloth
Stranger: Poor Beliel
You: sloth?
You: like laziness
Stranger: yeah
You: people who sit back on their loaf of bread and chew away as hitler x.0 comes to rule the nation and exterminate all freedom
Stranger: its easier to listen to propaganda and what youre told than doing the work and realization themselves
Stranger: you shouldnt just sit back and worry about Hitler
Stranger: he wasnt going to be able to rule the world.
You: is that what you do?
You: or do you think for yourself on matters
Stranger: do my own research and my own contemplation.
You: pretty much shut myself out for fear of panicking over the state of the world as it is in right now.
Stranger: however, my thoughts tend to align with my clan. And, we know we have to keep most our thoughts to our clan. Or our enemies will know what were onto
Stranger: dont worry about the entire world. Therere foreign powers thats just going to fuck up. All you can do is worry about what you can change
You: ah me and that prison cell down south yay
Stranger: dont understand
You: locking me uop is change
You: up*
Stranger: ok
You: grand
You: a pedestal
Stranger: pedestal?
You: lift up
You: am i the enemy
Stranger: of?
Stranger: dont know dont know all that parts
You: your enemies must be the britons
Stranger: Ireland has never started a war with another nation. And, yet we are running the longest war in history
You: a war of words?
Stranger: and, the Britons have been gone for over 1000 years when the English captured their crown and chased them off the Island
Stranger: they landed with their sister clan the Bretonies in Brettony France
You: the original inhabitants
You: kinda like the Natives in America?
Stranger: they allied with the Normans alongside William the Conquerer
Stranger: The Britons were a clan of traitors that betrayed the other clans to the Romans
Stranger: the major clan that was on the Island was the Picts.
You: is that where Picture came from?
Stranger: after the British betrayal they were pushed North to their sister clan the Scots
Stranger: and, yes
Stranger: the Romans took the term because the Picts had a prolific custom of tattoos and body art
You: so, picture, so to say
Stranger: yeah, picture was the slang term that was adopted to Latin
Stranger: the Picts went north and confederated with the Scots to become the Scots-Picts
You: into the colder realms of the north
Stranger: it was more into the highlands where they could more easily defend and attack aggressors
You: and btw I havent a clue what your name is
Stranger: My names Caoimhe
You: No clue how to pronounce that. Mine is generic, Christian. xD
Stranger: know Queen in English?
Stranger: drop n and replace with a vah so togethers kindly Queevah
Stranger: or KaWEEmvVah
You: Oh wow
You: Is it a normal name there?
Stranger: Anglicized its KEYvah or KEYver but, dont call me either those, pisses me off
Stranger: yeah, its an uncommon girls name. In my class there was another Cacimhe
Stranger: the boy version is Caoimhn which Anglicized is Kevin
Stranger: but, its pronounced KaWEEmvin
Stranger: or Queevinn
You: Ohhh, assumed you were a dude because of the directness of speech. Is that typical?
Stranger: what typical?
Stranger: saying what you want to say?
You: Kinda, just not used to it... its different
You: no problem tho
Stranger: this is how hear people speak English all the time
Stranger: my native language is Gaeilge
You: was just looking up Gaeloic btw
You: Gaelic*
Stranger: its spelled Gaeilge in Gaeilge
You: Like Espanol in spanish
Stranger: by the way technically its still illegal to speak Gaeilge in UK
Stranger: its only technically because its illegal but the gobshites dont know what Gaeilge sounds like so, not enforceable
You: England tried to penalize the Catholics back a time ago
Stranger: yeah, guess so.
Stranger: dislike the Catholics, too
You: Theyre corrupt af
Stranger: well, theyre foreigners. What you expect?
You: arent the Irish primarily Catholic
Stranger: about half are for some stupid reason
You: would you consider yourself further left or further right-wing?
Stranger: left and right really depends what country youre in and what you consider traditional in that country
Stranger: because, traditional here is very liberal everywhere else
You: in my area, gays arent too welcome
Stranger: and, whats conservative everywhere else is pretty fucking whacked liberal here
Stranger: well, here it can be a fucking mess.
Stranger: on one hand we have foreigners telling us its bad. And, other foreigners insisting its bad and people here most of them imported foreigners believing them
You: do you believe in the LGBT or do you think theyre a bunch of lunatics?
Stranger: also, for the longest time people of my religion had to pretend we were Catholic or Protestant or be hung
Stranger: whats that?
You: lesbian gay bisexual transgender etc.
Stranger: what about them?
You: do you think theyre okay?
Stranger: as far as can figure its just pissing in peoples porridge because theyre fucking up their system of control
You: like believe its fine to like whoever you want
Stranger: the people pissed off about them are the ones pissed off about not being able to control who marries who
Stranger: also, traditional Gaeils didnt practice marriage. Marriage is a foreign construct designed to control who gets to reproduce, really
Stranger: its more difficult to have men go die for a stupid cause if they can just go have children with someone
You: mhm
You: marriage is a fallacious construct
Stranger: but, you restrict who and how by marriage and you have a system of control to have people die for stupid things
Stranger: but, Im sure over there me saying marriage is a horrible institution for men and women and should be abolished is pretty fucking liberal isnt it?
Stranger: when here its traditional and the Catholics in the late 1800s built a lot of hospitals claimed they were there to help and what they would do was kill any babies born out of wedlock and kidnap and sell the mother to foreigners where most would end up in brothels in Australia or the Yukon.
You: ouch.
You: Were you raised religious?
Stranger: the current USA presidents Grandfather made his fortune buying these mothers and selling them to Brothels in Alaska
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and, he was a fucking German
Stranger: honestly reason why Ireland stayed out of WWII was because it was seriously just Germans killing Germans
Stranger: when USA got involved a lot of our Clansmen fled to USA and we helped the Americans for our lost clansmen
You: Is there a name for the Clan so can identify it?
Stranger: in English my clan is Kelley
Stranger: ever heard of Gene Kelly?
Stranger: therere loads of clans here, by the way
Stranger: clans are a family structure
You: Oh so youre a Kelley
You: Clan as in family heritage
Stranger: Gene Kelly is one of my clans lost
Stranger: he returned to us though. Anas just grand
Stranger: Kelly is one of the Great Clans of Morrgu, by the way
Stranger: its the Great Clan of Morrgu of the Warriors of Strife
You: :D
Stranger: my name for example translates to English as Dearly Beloved Daughter of Insight and Clarity of the Great Clan of Morrgu of the Warriors of Strife
Stranger: Morrgu is called by Christians was the Witch Goddess
You: Morrigan is the same entity?
Stranger: my clan traditionally had a large number of Witches
Stranger: Morrigan is English for Morrgu
Stranger: It means Great Queens
Stranger: because 3 sister goddesses make up Morrgu.
Stranger: riu, Banba and Fdla are the Morrgu
Stranger: Ireland in Gaeilge is ireann. Its currently named for riu. Traditionally the island rotates names to honour each one
You: Is this mythology or a biological family line?
Stranger: Morrgu is Gaeilge Mythology
Stranger: my biological familys name claims to be directly created my Morrgu and are Banbas warriors
Stranger: my middle name would suggest that my soul was blessed by Fdla because of the insight and clarity
Stranger: my first name Caoimhe which means Dearly Beloved Daughter represents my connection to my mothers
You: Lots of information; no idea how Ill remember it all. Do you want to teach mythology perhaps?
Stranger: when do itll be to my children. And, to the rest of my clan
You: do you believe youre somehow part goddess?
Stranger: everyone has a spark of divinity blessed to us by our mothers and nurtured in her songs.
Stranger: thats why theres life
Stranger: also, traditionally Gaeils are matriarchal. Everyone else is patriarchal
Stranger: Gaeils follow the law of three. Something the Occult really loves.
Stranger: pisses me off how various groups dont know a fucking thing about Dru and still the run amok confusing their Christianity with it
Stranger: like Wiccans
You: wiccans are what they call neopagans
Stranger: Wiccans were developed by some English broad that sat around reading English stories and made up a religion based off how they think Dru is
You: its basically a new-age interpretation
Stranger: dont care what they call themselves. Baphomet is a fucking miss identification of Islams Mohamed
You: baphomet is... lol
You: closer to
You: Satan LMFAO
Stranger: Baphomet is NOT the Great Horned One, aka Master of the Hunt
You: baphomet is basically a sister interpretation of the devil
Stranger: Satan is Yiddish meaning Great Sultan
Stranger: Lucifer is a Roman Animist God of the Sun. He became a Christian devil after Rome converted to Catholicism and they needed a list of devils and demons
Stranger: so, they just took old gods some pre Roman-Greco, a lot of Punic, Canaanite and some Celtic gods and made them Demons and Devils
You: lucifer was one name for Venus, just figured out
Stranger: Lucifer old Roman Sun God. Dis Pater old Patron god of the Gauls, Orcus old Roman god of animals
Stranger: Bel Punic god
Stranger: Beliel Punic god
Stranger: Belzebub Punic god
You: Some black metal artist named himself after the god of the underworld.
Stranger: Tiamat Punic god
Stranger: Pazuzuz Punic god
Stranger: Morluch Canaanite
Stranger: Baphomet was French during crusades as Mohamed
You: Beelzebub was originally a Philistine god
Stranger: yeah
You: The world Baal derived from it as well
You: Meaning Lord
Stranger: the Beel, Baal or Bel is Punic/Philistine for lord
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the Phoenicians was in Philistines to Punics
Stranger: Carthage was a Colony from Assyria
Stranger: thats Syria, Israel, Lebanon region
You: Hm. Do you talk about this a lot with others?
Stranger: about their Demonicon?
Stranger: or about Dru
Stranger: ?
You: Mythology in general and whatnot.
Stranger: dont talk to foreigners really in person about Dru. Largely because foreigners insist they know more than me. Saying there are no practitioners of Dru only Wiccans. And, Im saying thats a fucking lie.
Stranger: but, about their Demonicon will point it out when the conversation comes up
You: nothing really goes extinct
Stranger: to let you know Witches comes from Gaeilge because Witches were teachers and local leaders like city mayors
Stranger: so, saying witch to me is not a bad thing
You: mhm
Stranger: also, elves, elf or elven also comes from Gaeilge because those are people that found Tr Na Ng
You: That name is familiar because Ive listened to a song by that very name by Alcest.
Stranger: and, yes in Gaeilge there can be Witch Elves
You: Isnt that some sort of... youthful reverie paradiser?
Stranger: Tr Na Nq is Gaeilge heaven. Its where the Fae live when not in this world and where the Tuatha De Danaan reside
You: Well had the right idea about that. The song was extremely dreamy and looked it up that one time.
Stranger: Morrgu usually lives there but comes here periodically to safe guard her children the Gaeils
Stranger: also, Banshees arent evil like what modern myth claims
Stranger: Banshees means Mother protector
You: Do they still howl or not?
Stranger: and, when a Gaeil leaves the protection of their Hearth and his mother or woman cant cast wards for him the Banshee who is a mother passed follows the Gaeil abroad
Stranger: the Banshee then protects him but if her protections arent enough the Banshee keens him and brings his soul back to his clan to be reborn.
Stranger: Dru believes in reincarnation
You: So thats what keening means
Stranger: mourns
You: mhm.
You: you should write a book on this
Stranger: thats why the wail
Stranger: because, her daughters son just died and shes mournful of not being able to protect him. But, she can bring his soul back to his clan to be reborn
You: see. Do most people disappear after you start talking?
Stranger: no, so far people disappear when they start demanding nudes from me or expecting me to sex them up and tell them that isnt my job
You: thats pretty much rote
You: routine for omegle
Stranger: but, for the most part my tit size seems to be the only interesting thing here.
Stranger: also my clothes
You: not even interested in tits
You: more like interested in interpersonal connections, creativity, lifes meaning, and so on
Stranger: But, they never seemed to know what womens clothes are so why the fuck they care so much?
You: cuz theyre thirsty
Stranger: like if say blouse why am explaining the fuck a blouse is?
You: They thirsty
Stranger: they asked me in English used an English word figure the fuck out
You: and a lot of these guys lol Yo omeone actually said this:
You: 25m looking for under 14s
You: Wi... va
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: that reminds me of a song called 18 by Code Red
You: thought pedo
Stranger: if you youtube that suggest the Nightcore - 18 (English)
Stranger: because Nightcores faster and its in English not Russian
Stranger: want to know some of the Lyrics?
You: sure thing. :D
Stranger: So boy, Ill be your woman now And in just about half a hour Ill be kissing you a thousand times But want more from you You know what it could be Yes, wish we spend the night together This has been my greatest dream forever If only knew whats waiting for me Thats why , want to tell you Well, tonight turn eighteen Now know just what you mean You can kiss me everywhere Im eighteen and dont care Well, tonight turn eighteen Im no longer seventeen In the car or on the stairs You can have me anywhere
Stranger: At the party we will dance for hours Luckily my friends now left the power Say goodbye and leave for good Now its down to us, just you and me We are alone looking at each other My friends are gone dont know why are such a bother Mom and Dad no longer rule my world Now want to have it all Well, tonight turn eighteen Now know just what you mean You can kiss me everywhere Im eighteen and dont care Well, tonight turn eighteen Im no longer seventeen In the car or on the stairs You can have me anywhere Well, tonight turn eighteen Now know just what you mean You can kiss me everywhere Im eighteen and dont care Well, tonight turn eighteen Im no longer seventeen In the car or on the stairs You can have me anywhere Yes, wish spend a night together This has been my greatest dream forever If only knew whats waiting for me Thats why , want to tell you Well, tonight turn eighteen Now know just what you mean You can kiss me everywhere Im eighteen and dont care Well, tonight turn eighteen Im no longer seventeen In the car or on the stairs You can have me anywhere Pump it up, pump, pump it up Well, tonight turn eighteen Now know just what you mean You can kiss me everywhere Im eighteen and dont care Well, tonight turn eighteen Im no longer seventeen In the car or on the stairs You can have me anywhere
You: Pretty straightforward Id say.
Stranger: just weird that the original artist was almost 30
You: Mhm. Do you look for people who can actually hold a conversation? dont believe holding a conversation is having perfect communication but that theres effort on both ends.
Stranger: if you couldnt talk to me wouldve left
Stranger: like to think Im friendly and easy to talk to. And, if you wont do your part in talking to me then why bother?
You: thats the whole idea
You: sometimes dont know how to respond so sit back and listen during those times
Stranger: might try to write an agreeable neutral word so the other person sees youre keeping up
Stranger: use oki doki
Stranger: or oki doki Loki
Stranger: Ive met a lot of people that get very upset if dont say something like that during a conversation
You: Geez
You: get it though
Stranger: its weird. Because can be talking to usually a man in person and hell get upset at me or just stop talking to me unless say uh-huh periodically
You: you seem pretty cool and Id like to continue the conversation beyond Omegle... if you dont mind
Stranger: but, can be talking and talking and talking but better not expect him to listen to me
Stranger: wasnt planning to share contact information in a chatroom
You: Id never talk again and thatd kinda stink
You: but yeah get you anyways
Stranger: know what a garter is?
You: Yeeeaahhh.
Stranger: what you think about them?
You: dont think its what think it is actually.
Stranger: its a usually lacy band thats worn on aleg
You: yeah, its now used as a BDSM term
You: a certain type of sex wear oof
Stranger: okay, dont see how
Stranger: they traditionally held stocking up
Stranger: or hose
You: Mhm. do you think Im boring? feel boring.
Stranger: wouldnt say youre boring.
You: oh
You: can explain tho...
Stranger: boring is a person that makes you say no 40 times to the same fucking question
You: my minds completely driven up a wall... super anxious over getting my blood drawn... silly that it aint the first time and know exactly how itll go
Stranger: that doesnt matter
Stranger: it just sounds like you have a minor phobia of probably needles
You: very slight.
You: a severe fear of watching my blood flow outside of my body like that
You: the needle isnt my issue :3
Stranger: like still have stage fright
You: watched my blood flow the first time and got tunnel vision
Stranger: well, usually when you see your own blood its bad
Stranger: seems like a natural self preservation thought
You: figured
You: closed my eyes the next two times it happened and I was fine, but still get tingles... and the area gets a pulsating pain in the exact place Ill have my need;e )
Stranger: point out stage fright because have a degree in performance arts. Im a professional/ competitive dancer. rehearse, practice and train all the time. And, still get worried Im going to fuck up when it matters
Stranger: yeah, broke skin causes pain.
You: anxiety itself is causing pain
You: its coming in like 2.5 days...
Stranger: well, you have more experience in what settles you
Stranger: you know what settles me?
You: mhm.
You: what does?
Stranger: doing double kick fletters
You: what are those?
Stranger: thats when you jump in place and hold your legs perpendicular to the rest of your body and do tight swift kicks with your legs up in the zenith of you jump before returning them to land
Stranger: its an Irish step maneuver
You: Interesting.
You: And cliched as it is.
You: Do you have red hair?
Stranger: no, have a slight strawberry blonde
Stranger: it looks more blonde when dry but more red when wet
You: thats attractive. dont want to say cute because Id sound garish.
Stranger: dont know what garish means
You: obtrusively bright
Stranger: oki doki
You: Loki
You: xD
Stranger: need to be going because normal day routines.
You: sad that wont talk to you again
Stranger: but, if you were wondering have grey eyes. Im 170 cm and 49 kg
You: thats pretty unique
Stranger: well, have a nice Im thinking night?
You: in CMs Im 188
Stranger: grand
You: Ill be wondering what youre up to and never be able to know, oof
Stranger: Im doing Irish things.
You: of course
You: mean, like the daily how are you? wont be able to send.
Stranger: Fighting English, singing songs and dancing round the world)
You: J)
You: Mhm
Stranger: just think fondly of me and try to here my song on the winds. sing every week on the winds to my lost clansmen
Stranger: its a religious Dru thing
You: :) Im interested in further communication but not gonna force it on ya
You: do you like poetry btw?
Stranger: songs are poetry to rhythm, boyo
You: ik that Yo x Yo nd rhyme
You: at times
Stranger: not all songs depends on the artistic flavour
You: mine are a-meter pretty much
You: https://commaful.com/play/4everblackened/ Ill probably write something indirectly about you on there... Enigma or something.
Stranger: grand
You: :p
Stranger: just, remember boyo that poets write about sad things but they also do happy things. Because artists can write about any emotion. Not just the sad ones
You: write about sad, anxious, disturbed, e.g. depends on the feeling get
Stranger: well, dont forget to take time to feel happy and loved. Because, you should be able to find still tranquility and hear the songs of your mothers in your soul
Stranger: and, theyre loving and soothing
You: do you believe all people trace back to the mothers?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: everyone has a mother
You: :3
You: was happy to be someone sensible to you
Stranger: can you follow a youtube link if send?
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch? v_yQpU_73Dv0
Stranger: theres a mothers song. Its traditional Irish. Though its been translated to English
Stranger: traditionally Gaeils would sing that song and similar ones to their Children every night when they need loving protection most
You: thats really sweet.
Stranger: did you follow the link?
You: yes pulled it up. super late here and am gonna bookmark it Yo lone
You: :p
Stranger: just play it while you drift to sleep.
You: well my laptop aint in my room. xD but thanks for the advice. itll be kinda sad not talking to you tomorrow but guess thatll be alright xp
Stranger: may you bring love and may you bring happiness be loved in return to the end of your days now fall off to sleep, im not meaning to keep you ill just sit for a while and sing loo-li, lai-lay
Stranger: sln
You: pretty :) making myself tea to relax
Stranger: grand, bye
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hiyo
Stranger: Whats ur fav anime?
You: Naruto even tho never finished it yet qwq
Stranger: Wyf
Stranger: Which ep?
Stranger: Which ep u left on?
You: Im on some episode in season 4 idk
You: Shippuden
Stranger: Obh lol i dont know like the seasons
You: *shippuden
Stranger: just know the ep numbera
Stranger: Whats going on currently tell me that?
You: Its like when kakuzu and hidan kill uhh forgot his name
You: and they drag his body to a bathroom
Stranger: 3rd hokages son
Stranger: ??
Stranger: lzuma
Stranger: think his name was something like that
You: Asumas friend
Stranger: Yeah asuna
Stranger: Ohh
You: Chiriku
Stranger: So its like very early lol
Stranger: Did saske took revenge on Itachi yet?
You: only got into anime like 2 years ago so Im not that into the show yet
You: no
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: How many ep u watch per day?
You: Well usually 1 or 2 but its because watch lots of other animes at once
Stranger: U know what
Stranger: Something big is gonna happen from ep 130-140
Stranger: U have to watch it
Stranger: 680
You: War? Death? Some drama? Itachi dead?
Stranger: Lol u know all
Stranger: No fun
You: watched an anime in minutes on yt
You: so if dont finish it Ill atleast know what happened
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Whats ur age?
Stranger: think ur pretty busy
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey m
You: f
You: age?
Stranger: 18
You: 17 here
Stranger: Snap?
You: no
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You: *takes off crocs*
Stranger: *says uWu*
You: *notices bulge*
Stranger: *sniffles toes*
You: *moans LOUDLY*
Stranger: *moans softly*
You: *vigorously sobs*
Stranger: *eats plastic*
You: *grabs hand slowly*
Stranger: *accepts and blushes*
You: *brings closer to bush*
Stranger: *bush-san*
You: *cums in pants*
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You: dw i hate me too
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You: whats kyles ig tho
Stranger: no
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You: lemme smashh
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You: hey
Stranger: Hii
You: age?
Stranger: 22
You: 25
Stranger: Nice
You: bi?
Stranger: Yes
You: good, lots of straight guys looking for bi girls, lol
Stranger: Are you a guy?
Stranger: lol m f
You: shouldnt matter, right? ;)
You: (but yes Im a guy)
Stranger: Oh thats nice! thought u were implying that u were straight lol!
You: lol nah actually bi guy here
Stranger: Nice! What are you up to bi guy?
You: eh not much, just looking for people to chat with
You: what about you, F?
Stranger: m watching La Casa de Papel on Netflix (money heist)
You: oh nice, how is it?
Stranger: but 1m looking to meet new pppl too
Stranger: its good
Stranger: im on season 4 rn!
You: oh it sounded like a movie, lol
You: how has Omegle been?
Stranger: its been pretty eventful lol ve met all kinds of ppl
Stranger: most disconnect within less than a minute
You: lol yeah either they dc if they think youre a guy or they dc when you dont immediately send nudes
You: straight guys acknowledging Igbt only as a means to girl-on-girl suck
Stranger: exactlyyyy. If dont respond ina second DISCONNECTed lol.
Stranger: i havent come across that yet but 1m sure theyre out there
Stranger: its gross
You: Oh yeah that too, probably falls into the latter, lol
You: like its okay to talk sex stuff but only after a regular conversation
Stranger: right theyre immediately like hm me horny
You: it sucks, bc Ive met some decent guys on here, until we chat somewhere else and they either only send nudes or only want nudes
Stranger: honestly just want to chat rn. This quarantine is making me lonely mann
You: Yeah didnt go out much but going out even less is getting stressful
Stranger: what do u do these trying times?
You: play games, see movies, other stuff...
You: you?
Stranger: i like drawing a lot
Stranger: mostly digital
You: oh what do you draw?
Stranger: Mostly portraits
You: oh cool, of real people?
Stranger: Yes but into more of an animated style if that makes sense lol!
You: oh yeah like stylized portraits
Stranger: yes
Stranger: normally dread drawing backgrounds, but started doing it to push myself and it turned out pretty good!
You: nice! Id love to see your work
Stranger: sure! Do you have sc?
You: yeah! Im humanbeaning
Stranger: aw cute!
You: lol thanks
Stranger: Added u!
You: added back!
You: gotta make dinner so Ill tty there later :)
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Stranger: F?
You: F
You: why
Stranger: F too had sex with my friends dad
You: nice
Stranger: Yeah lol
You: Is the dick big?
Stranger: Did in his car
Stranger: Yes ofc
Stranger: No one knows yet lol
You: nice, did it feel good?
You: dont tell anyone
Stranger: Yeah heaven
Stranger: U had sex?
You: barely
Stranger: Ohh with bf?
You: yea
Stranger: Ok
You: cant really see each other
Stranger: Ohh
You: miss the taste of the dick
Stranger: Sex is addictive some time
You: facts
You: miss it
Stranger: When he pushed dick in moaned loud
You: Mustve felt so good
Stranger: His dick think 7 inch
You: ohh
Stranger: Yeah
You: never have a dick that big
Stranger: Yeah its big
You: how did it feel inside?
Stranger: Like a big banana going in
You: damn hope see someone with that kind of dick
Stranger: called him daddy during sex lol
You: lol
Stranger: Would u cheat ur bf for a big dick lol?
You: probably
Stranger: Ha lol
You: he have small dick
You: 4 inches think
Stranger: Ohh how small? Strange hh that will feel nothing
Stranger: U get satisfied?
You: sometimes
Stranger: It goes deep in?
You: not really
Stranger: Ohh
You: felt good the first time now Im not really satisfied
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: My friends dad is Muslim..they have good stamina
You: Can they go for hours?haha
Stranger: No lol
Stranger: No one can ha ha
You: ha ha
Stranger: How many minutes ur bf last?
You: like 10 mins
Stranger: He did more than that ofc
Stranger: U ever caught any one having sex live?
You: no
You: have u?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Dad n aunt
You: tf, dats messed up haha
You: what did u do?
Stranger: Lol yeah
Stranger: Nothing left the place
You: Imma do the same thing if were u
Stranger: think my mom do with young guys
You: probably tired of ur dads penis haha
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Ur mom does sex outside too?
You: dont know, probably yea haha
Stranger: With whom?
You: with her new bf probably
Stranger: Ohh n ur dad?
You: they broke up a long time ago
Stranger: Ohh ok
You: yea
Stranger: One of my friends mom does sex for money
You: damn, dats kinda messed up
Stranger: Yeah but thats her life
Stranger: One of my school mate does too
Stranger: Mostly with foreigners they do
You: how old is ur school mate?
Stranger: 21
You: mean atleast shes legal age
Stranger: Foreigners pay good heard
Stranger: Yeah ofc legal age lol
You: foreigners pay good for sure
Stranger: Any of ur friends do paid sex?
You: nahh
Stranger: Ohh om
Stranger: Ok
You: yea
Stranger: What u wearing now?
You: just some sleeping clothes
You: why?
Stranger: m naked lol
You: lol
You: mustve felt comfy
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: always clean my pussy to be ready lol
You: lol u always have to be ready haha
Stranger: dont know how people do sex with black dicks
You: same, black dicks be too big lol
Stranger: Its not dick those are stones lol
Stranger: How it goes in dont know lol
You: facts, they pull there pants its already hard like a stone sometimes haha
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: It will not go in mouth too lol
You: yea they dont fit lol
Stranger: Their cum must be thick lol
You: yea, probably hard too swallow asf haha
Stranger: Once guys come out they sleep fast lol
You: lol
Stranger: U ever caught having sex?
You: no, always make sure no one can caught us before we start haha
You: hbu
Stranger: Mom saw me with my ex
You: what did she do?
Stranger: Nothing scolded me next day
You: lol
Stranger: Ur mom ok if u get caught?
You: no, shell scold me too haha
Stranger: Tell her u r older now lol
Stranger: m using dido now loo
You: haha
You: enjoy using ur didlo
You: dildo
Stranger: Its a leather one
Stranger: U have dildo?
You: what does that feel like?
You: have one
Stranger: Its ok ..not good like dick lol
Stranger: Which type u have?
You: idk what type it is, just bought in online
Stranger: Big one?
Stranger: My mom uses mine too secretly lol
You: 8 inch moan so hard sometimes using this haha
Stranger: Ohh
You: buy ur mom one
You: haha
Stranger: get to know once bcoz always wash it after use
Stranger: Once pushed in my mouth n felt pussy taste lol
You: lol haha just hid ur dildo somewhere else
Stranger: Its good taste lol
Stranger: U ever licked pussy?
You: nah
Stranger: did with friend lol
You: what did it feel like?
Stranger: Good
You: might try to convince my friend haha
Stranger: She fingered me n fingered her
You: Ur gonna do it again?
Stranger: May be lol
Stranger: Ur mom ever seen u naked?
You: sometimes
Stranger: My mom too..she looks at my pussy lol
You: lol
Stranger: have seen her pussy..its like she had lots of sex
Stranger: U seen ur moms pyssy?
You: no
Stranger: My mom trimmed my pussy hair first time lol
You: lol
Stranger: Ur mom ever teach u about sex?
You: no, just learned mine somewhere
You: hbu
Stranger: Where u learned?
Stranger: She taught me fingering lol
You: my bf and when watch porn when was younger
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: Ur bfs dad hot?
You: kinda
You: he have a good body
Stranger: Try with him lol
You: maybe
You: looks like he have a big dick
Stranger: He have wife?
You: yea but they barely see each other
Stranger: U can have a daddy sex lol
Stranger: Then try for it
You: yea might try miss the feeling of sex
Stranger: U at home now?
You: yea just laying at my bed fingering haha
Stranger: Who at home now?
You: Im home alone
Stranger: Ohh ur mom?
You: she left bought something at the store
Stranger: Ohh
You: yea
Stranger: Finger it faster
You: yea
You: it feels good
You: haha
Stranger: What if ur mom comes in naked now lol
Stranger: N starts licking ur pussy
You: locked my door lol
Stranger: If she comes in lol
Stranger: How wet ur pussy now?
You: pretty wet cum leaking in my bedsheets lol
Stranger: Use tissue paper lol
You: yea gets pretty messy sometimes haha
Stranger: love messy lol
You: me too
Stranger: m tasting my pussy juice lol
You: lol
Stranger: U try
You: yea
Stranger: Tasted?
You: yea it taste aight haha
Stranger: Finger n taste
You: yea it taste alright
Stranger: pulled more from pussy n swallowed
You: nice
Stranger: may come soon
You: finger it faster haha
Stranger: Pushing dildo faster
You: ok
Stranger: came...u?
You: ji already came
Stranger: Umm
Stranger: Its a lot tonight lol
You: lol
Stranger: U happy?
You: yea
You: u?
Stranger: Yes
You: noice
You: felt so good after came
Stranger: want a real dick now lol
You: me too
You: a big one
Stranger: Any one can fuck me m open lol
Stranger: Incest to stranger m open lol
You: same lol
Stranger: can allow my dad too lol
You: haha how long do u think ur dads dick is?
Stranger: 6 inch may be
Stranger: Ur dads?
You: probably 6 too
Stranger: Ha ha
You: U have guy friends?
Stranger: Yes
You: u wanna fuck em?haha
Stranger: Why not lol
Stranger: U?
You: might lol
You: feel like one om em got a good dick
You: of
Stranger: Try must
Stranger: After marriage think will cheat lol
You: same
Stranger: will do paid sex lol
You: lol, might too as long as he have a good dick and pays well
Stranger: Yeah lol
You: whats the biggest dick u ever put in your pussy?
Stranger: 7 inch
Stranger: U?
You: a 6 maybe ora 6.5
Stranger: Whose that?
You: with my ex
Stranger: Ok
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You: hey!
Stranger: hey
You: whos your pick for calder lol
Stranger: matthews for sure dude
Stranger: wou Yo att murray or bust
You: can respect the thews though
Stranger: does he even count as a rookie though
You: technically yes
You: but like
Stranger: unreal goaltending
You: lowkey no i reckon
You: true
Stranger: yeah no highkey no imo
You: whats your team?
Stranger: but yeah hes crazy good
Stranger: leafs oil pens
You: nice nice
You: oil in playoffs congrats
Stranger: thanks man
Stranger: wou?
You: hawks main leafs second
Stranger: at long fucking last lol
Stranger: oh shit lol sorry abt that tonight
You: haha true, medavids fun as hell to watch
You: yeah ikr
Stranger: watching the leafs develop is unreal too
You: so sick
You: do you listen to the steve dangle podcast im fucking hooked on it
Stranger: yeah holy fuck lol i listen to it at the gym
You: haha no way same
Stranger: but then i look fucking weird because i keep laughing
You: rip you mate
Stranger: yep lol
Stranger: you play?
You:i wish haha cant skate for shit
You: i play field though
You: you?
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: yeah i play goal lol
You: oh so youre nuts then
You: (i kid my brothers in goal too Imao)
Stranger: essentially yeah
Stranger: gotta be a little
You: im procrastinating an essay m
You: got any tips
Stranger: on the essay or procrastinating
You: either
You: both
Stranger: whats the essay for
You: the essays some heavy shit on feminism and gaming
You: legit due tomorrow and i havent started
Stranger: lol dude get on that shit
You:i knoooow
Stranger: but uh dont use the word very and dont put non-specific pronouns like they or this at the beginning of sentences
You: haha thats actually good advice ty
Stranger: like if you start a sentence with this means that youd be better off just saying what this is
You: mate youve done it
You: what a star
Stranger: haha yeah no worries bud my english teacher was so anal about that stuff
You: are you from canada?
You: the use of bud has me wondering Imao
Stranger: yeah lol bc
Stranger: wou?
You: im from nz but im on exchange in the states at the moment
You: bc though thats so sick ive always wanted to go there
Stranger: yeah its really nice except were literally in a fucking forest all the time
Stranger: like in elementary school sometimes we werent allowed outside because it was so windy they were worried that the trees would fall on us
You: holy shit dude thats so intense
You: like i thought the weather here was bad
Stranger: which part of the states?
You: PA
You: its like
You: cold as FUCK
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yeah man i have friends in calgary and ontario
You: thats meant to be insane isnt it
Stranger: and i was whining about it being chilly because it never really dips below like -3 here
Stranger: and my buddy looks outside and hes like yeah its -19 with windchill atm
Stranger: and this was like last month
You: what the fuck thats not alg
You: like last month my phone said 14 soi went fora Tun but i forgot it was farenheit until i went outside
You: disgusting
Stranger: fuck farenheit
Stranger: i literally cannot wrap my head around how it works
You: preach
Stranger: and none of my american friends understand this so whenever i ask what the temperatures like they send me snaps with like 103 F on the temperature filter
Stranger: and i gotta google what the conversion is
You: yeah same here it legit fucks me every day
You: do you study?
Stranger: yeah biochem
Stranger: you?
You: law and comm
Stranger: law sounds fuckin hard
You: nab its fun, lots of reading though
You: biochem thats so intense wow
Stranger: yeah haha its fun
You: like premed or just for kicks.
Stranger: nah i wanna go into research or academia hopefully
You: thats so cooll!!
You: yeah ive got another year before i have to choose which kind of law to finalise thankfully
Stranger: first year m?
You: nah im fourth year but the degree is five years
You: and then i sit the bar Yo works a bit differently in nz than how you guys. do iti think
Stranger: i have no clue how law works ngl
You: neither tbh im winging it the whole way
You: are you first year?
Stranger: yeah
You: i fucking loved first yeah
You: year
Stranger: yeah its been okay so far
Stranger: im living at home so i cant get like piss drunk every weekend but its still fun
You: no rent though
Stranger: true
Stranger: and i get to use the car lol
You: fuck youre straight living the dream
You: my brother crashed the car we shared i was so mad
Stranger: actually
Stranger: thats so shit
You: ikr
You: and like he was so shaken up about it i couldnt even tease him for it poor fella
Stranger: aw man
Stranger: little brother?
You: yeah
You: hes cool though
You: you got any siblings?
Stranger: yeah two sisters
Stranger: im the middle kid lol
You: ouch
You: big sisters are the shit though
Stranger: yeah bud
Stranger: shes okay
You: haha fair
You: side note
You: how psyched are you for playoffs
Stranger: i kid shes pretty nice lol
Stranger: but shes quite a bit older so she doesnt live with us any more
Stranger: im fuckin nervous thats what iam
You: yeah nah i get that, i moved out second year
You: hahahaha same
You: leafs in second round pls
Stranger: the leafs please get that done
Stranger: yeah same
You: jinx
Stranger: just knocked on my wooden desk lol
You: i feel like the jackets might make it all the way
You: kind of want it to happen just bc of all the salt that would start
Stranger: i want the caps to win
Stranger: get ovi his cup
You: ew no not the caps
You: oh yeah true
Stranger: no bud listen ovechkin is the love of my life
You: like my ideal scenario is somehow he gets his cup but the caps never win again
Stranger: i want him to win the cup and then fuck off to the olympics lol
You: YES
You: THE DREAM
Stranger: this olympics bullshit is wack though
Stranger: like tfis canada gonna o
You: literally called this last year tbh
You: bettmans a fuck
Stranger: the owners in general ngl
Stranger: except for the caps owner he seems chill
You: can they get kids in from like the wjc or nah
You: yeah i reckon somewhere european will destroy lives
Stranger: no dude keep our kids off olympic ice for now lol
Stranger: did you watch the wic
Stranger: i was fucking destroyed
You: jesus wept what a game
Stranger: i never want carter hart to ever have to do another shootout ever
You: yeah its just cruel at this point
Stranger: did you see
Stranger: he played my home whl team in the whl playoffs on the weekend
Stranger: it was fucking ridiculous
You: what teams that?
Stranger: went to 50T
You: fuck noi did see that actually!!
Stranger: victoria royals
You: didnt realise it was him!
Stranger: yeah ridiculous isnt it
Stranger: buti was like yeah skate the boys through the concrete but dont put a big shootout on him again
You: yep
You: the flyers dont deserve him imo
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: but kids gonna make so much money im happy for him
Stranger: hope he has a good therapist though
You: trueeee
You: did wonders for fleury
You: speaking of
Stranger: no
You: you reckon hes going to vegas or nah
Stranger: dont
Stranger: stop
You: hahaha
Stranger: i dont want to think about it
You: aw bless
You: yeah nah its pretty shit
You: my flatmates a pens fan and he cries about it on the daily
Stranger: hopefully theyll take someone from LA and leave him alone
You: bishop lol
Stranger: because like what are you going to do with both bishop and quick
You: isnt quick old
You: feel like hes old
Stranger: no idea but hes still a beast
You: oh nah just did a cheeky google and hes only 31
Stranger: younger than lundqvist Yo icking hate the kings
You: ugh
Stranger: haha same
Stranger: rip iginla
You: :(:9
You: lundaqvist is like ovi for me though
You: like
You: i want him to get a cup but ill die before i back the rangers
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: oh dude you know whati miss
Stranger: fucking team north america
You: FUCK YEAH
You: THAT WAS MY JAM
Stranger: that was the dream
You: literally ideal
Stranger: throw mitch mamer and nylander in there and youre gold
You: matthews and mcdavid on a line could your faves ever
You: can you imagine the leafs in like two three years.
You: disgusting
Stranger: this is why im so fucked up about the olympics dude
Stranger: toews crosby mcdavid on one team?
Stranger: mamer could wing for toews.
You: stop
You: oh my god i didnt even think of that
Stranger: hes small hes fast hes got a filthy shot
You: KANE 2.0
Stranger: its perfect
Stranger: probably less of an asshole but hockey wise ahahaha preach tkane is my eternal dilem
You: like i love his hockey but hes such a fuck
Stranger: he really is
Stranger: i choose not to think abt him lol
You: literally same
Stranger: jonny toews though
Stranger: what a god
You: he could tell me to kill a man and id probably do it
Stranger: same lol
Stranger: also
Stranger: ugh dude holtby and price in net
You: STOP
You: fuck
You: i dont know much about like olympic politics but is there any way they might change their minds
You: like ovi has already all but said hes gonna do it for mother russia anyway and fuck the police
Stranger: yeah if the nhipa signs a shitty contract then theyll let them go
Stranger: but they shouldnt have to do that
You: oh ew true
You: what if theres a lockout
You: good bye best years of matthews.
You: medavid
You: mamer
You: nylander
You: ekblad
Stranger: please
You: literally thinking about all the sick young guns and getting sad
Stranger: if theres a lockout team NA can reform and go play in the KHL lol
You: i would straight up move to russia
You: number one fan
Stranger: yeah lol same bud
Stranger: is it not like 1am for you
Stranger: also dude have you started your fucking essay yet
You: its one thirty
You: haha do you have no faith in me
You: nah ive hashed out a pretty solid thesis, i reckon im going to go to bed in a min and then get up and finish it in the morning, its not due til like 1pm
You: and like realistically itll only take me like two or three hours
Stranger: living on the edge
You: im just shitty at starting things on time
You: mate you know it
Stranger: my boys always submitting his lab shit like 45 seconds before the deadline
You: pressure makes diamonds
Stranger: and im like... could you not do that
You: hahaha that gave me anxiety to just read
Stranger: yeah like what if your computer clock is slow
You: i fucked up last week and legit submitted an essay 3 minutes before it was due
You: heartrate 2009
Stranger: what are you gonna do then
Stranger: loli straight up did not submit a physics assignment yesterday
Stranger: but fuck it
You: ouch ouch
You: nah this hockey yam was exactly what i needed to chill me out so thanks very much
Stranger: no problem bud haha
You: all my nz hockey friends are asleep right now Imao
You: you came in clutch
Stranger: like ice hockey hockey?
Stranger: didnt know it was a big thing over there
You: yeah! its really not but two of my best guy mates. from hs are coincidentally really into it
You: and i have family over here who got me hooked
Stranger: oh thats sick though
Stranger: yeah idk people on the coast arent really into either no idea why
You: all right, im going to bed now to hopefully wake up. in the moming and get this shit done
You: what was your name though before i go?
Stranger: tyler
Stranger: you?
You: deenie
You: nice to meet you tyler
Stranger: haha nice to meet you too
Stranger: night!
You: night bro | 1122e5fe57e3d7b5 | hockey | 20170408065916 |
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you
You: i cant see you
Stranger: Neither can we
Stranger: Can u hear us
You: yes we can
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You: hx
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You: just to confirm me pls thats you
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You: hi friend
You: thx Yo ou are really very good person Yo nd thx God that i meet you here
You: im not pervert
You: believe in me Yo ill you reply me? Yo iow
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You: means just wanna be very sure i mailed you Yo jope you understood
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You: in short Yo sent you my pix there
You: hope you add me on hangout too
You: then we always be connected there 24 X 7
You: i text you on hangout Yo Yo
You: we good friend always Rachel
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You: and your all loved once Yo rom my Country
You: lots of greetings for you
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You: from which state?
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You: Yo
Stranger: Hi
You: You got a 1 inch or what
Stranger: Inverted 1 inch guess
Stranger: Om f
You: Oh fuck srry
Stranger:
You: Well this if awkward
You: Is
You: Unmmmmm
Stranger: Umnmmmmm
You: Shit
You: Like wtf was thinking
You: have no excuse
Stranger: Are you m?
You: Ubh yea
Stranger: Kinda gay wanting to know if someone has a Linch wonder or not
You: Yea was gonna say no homo Yo ut then you were like Im af Yor nd Im like oh shit
You: Like woah
Stranger: Woah
Stranger: Then secret breaks out actually have a bigger dick than you
You: Yea ik
You: got mine amputated
Stranger: dont blame you
You: Yea just gets in the way at work
Stranger: Whats your job?
You: Jk go to school
Stranger: Oh god
You: Yea ik
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 14
You: ...
Stranger: OH GOD
You: Why. Strange et off this
Stranger: Child
You: Do we need the fbi up in here
Stranger: Yes
You: ...
Stranger: m 20
Stranger: Byebye | 113f487fd51a2f63 | Gaming | 20201107223853 |
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Stranger: ayo
Stranger: how u did that
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You: Ninja
Stranger: Ninja
Stranger: Like NINJA
Stranger: lazer
You: Ninja vs tfue
Stranger: lazer laxzzer
You: Lazer beam
You: Memer
Stranger: yes
You: He got mytchic sand
Stranger: u DO be TYPING in A different letter
Stranger: yes
Stranger: He had baby yoda on his back
You: Yes
Stranger: and in rl
Stranger: irl
Stranger: he got the dub
You: He and fresh best
Stranger: yes
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You: He had 3 killls
Stranger: still epic
Stranger: make it 300
You: Yes he beat reckord of kills
Stranger: 3plc
You: m 12 years old u
Stranger: 10
Stranger: ur older
You: Yes for 1 weeak i m going be 13
Stranger: nice
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: you tu
Stranger: goodbte
Stranger: bye
You: Bye
Stranger: have a good dat
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You: Hjonk
You: Am goos
Stranger: From?
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Stranger: Which country
You: The netherlands
Stranger: F or m?
You: Goos
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Sorry
You: ama goos
Stranger: Can you speak in english
You: Ok
You: Im a goose Yor jot a male nor a female
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Stranger: Ohh okay
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You: M
Stranger: F
Stranger: 19
You: 19
You: Horny?
Stranger: Would be ok with cumming in pussy and fucking me till Im unconscious
You: dont see why not
Stranger: Would you like to tie me up and use me as you wish?
You: Definitely, you little slut
Stranger: Thank you sir
You: Now would you like to roleplay?
Stranger: Yes sir
You: Good girl, now before we begin are you going to be masturbating during this?
Stranger: Yes sir..Im already wet
You: You little slut! Slap those tits till their red! What toys do you have?
Stranger: A vibrator/dildo about 6 inches and
You: And?
Stranger: A vibration bud
You: Not nearly enough for a true slut like you, but i guess its fine. Now one of the rules in this house is no clothes if im here, so take everything off right now you horny hoe
Stranger: Yes sir
Stranger: Sir can touch myself please?
You: Now, turn that vib to the highest setting, and put it right over your clit, count to 200
You: No fingering yet
Stranger: 200?
You: Yes
You: Cant handle it, bitch?
Stranger: No sir.. Ill try
Stranger: Sir
You: Did you finish counting?
Stranger: No
You: You fucking bitch! Get on your damn knees!
You: You think its disobeying me?
Stranger: No sir
Stranger: Sorry sir
You: Ever tried anal you hoe?
You: Well are you going to answer or do you want some punishment?
Stranger: No sir havent
Stranger: Sorry sir was still counting Iso have something to tell you sir
Stranger: If ican
You: What is it bitch?
Stranger: want you to you to fuck me like a little bitchy slut and make me scream your name as icum for you. want you to make me beg and wither for you, want you to pin me against the walls and fuck me. want you to own me and breed me and teach me my place. want you to make my pussy shower for you. want you to fuck me while someone else is watching just to show that im yours.
Stranger: Thid
Stranger: This*
You: Wow you horny slut! If your this desperate for attention, go to your window and bring that dildo and vib with you
Stranger: The windows are open sir
Stranger: They can see me with my vibrator in my hand on my clit and my pussy on full display
Stranger: And you control me
Stranger: Sadly live in a quiet neighborhood no ones around to see me...but its so thrilling
You: Good girl, now give that dildo a nice sloppy blowjob! While your at it put that vib on high right over your anus
Stranger: Yes sir
You: Take all the way to the base hold for 5 secs
Stranger: Ok sir
Stranger: Now what sir
You: Now again to the base and hold, keep there until you start to choke but then keep holding for 1secs after
You: 10*secs
Stranger: S..sir.. cant hold for that long
You: Yes you can. Now do it
Stranger: Yes sir
Stranger: did it sir...1 gagged a lot
You: Good girl, now turn your ass to the window, slide that wet dildo nice and slow into your pussy, now that vibe better still be going right on your anus! Do you want to put it in?
Stranger: Yes sir
Stranger: Please
Stranger: want to try
You: Good answer, take that vib spit on it a few times, get it nice and wet, now on the highest setting slide nice and slowly into your ass
Stranger: Yes sir...sir can Imagine the vib being a man that just saw my ass outside the window and decided to lend me a hand please?.. want like making scenarios like these
Stranger: It makes me more excited
You: My little slut can image whatever she wants but has to follow everything i say understand?
Stranger: Yes sir thank you
You: Now for being such a perfect slave, i will give you the opportunity to cum. Now pump that dildo in your pussy 30 times, then stop
Stranger: Sir the vibrator feels nice
Stranger: Thank you sir!!!
You: Tell me if you cum or when you finished your 30
Stranger: Sir Im close
Stranger: Please let me do more
Stranger: Please sir Ill do everything after
You: Fine, but if you dont cum now you will be punished!
You: 15 pumps as fast as you can!
Stranger: came sir...on the 5th after the 30
Stranger: Thank you sir
You: Good girl! Now ready for more or do you want a sort break?
You: Short*
Stranger: Whatever you choose
You: Mbh let keep you warm, keep that dildo in your pussy, but slide out that vib
Stranger: Ok sir
Stranger: Sir my tits are sore
You: Hows it look? Did you clean your ass before hand or does it has shit on it?
Stranger: Its clean but it looks slimey
You: Good girl, rub that vib over your tits then in your mouth
Stranger: Yes sir
Stranger: Can tell you my imagination as do so
You: Sure, tell me what a slut like you thinks about
Stranger: Im thinking about the man who lent me a hand came inside and started to fling my tits and sticking his finger in mouth asking me to suck as he pulls at my nipples
Stranger: The dildo is controlled by him and hes teasing me after he watched me cum
You: He tugs your nipples mercilessly for 10 secs, rips out the dildo from your pussy, and slides it in to your ass using your pussy juice as lub, then sets the vib to low and puts in your pussy
Stranger: Oh! Right now sir all can think of is me tied up on your bed and filled with your cum as you pound into me while make the most loud moans and pull at the ropes thrusting with you trying hard not to fall limp from the pleasure and exhaustion of being fucked for hours and used as acum dumpster...! want to wrap my lips around your cock and swallow all your cum and ride you with my tits bouncing around and getting spanked and being called a slut ....all for you sir
You: The man starts slow, sliding the and shoving the dildo all the way in and almost all the way out, nice and slow, 20 nice and slow pumps
Stranger: Are you getting off on this sir
You: Yes!
Stranger: Do you like it when beg sir?
You: Bitch do what you were told! And yes i live it when you beg
Stranger: Then sir please please please let me help you cum
You: Fine what is it you want me to do | 115e93084ee24def | Roleplay | 20211113144806 |
Stranger: Hey bestiee
You: hey
Stranger: Hru
You: i2i)
Stranger: So so?
You: kinda feeling down lately
You: not gonna lie
Stranger: Why whats up
You: ob uff its quite a long story can i open up to uou?
Stranger: Sure dont mind
You: so basically i took a shit at my grandmas house and now i got aids
You: because my uncle fuvked the toilet
Stranger: Wait what?? How????
Stranger: Anyways keep going
You: and also my grandma dyed
You: i told my uncle to stop fuvking objects but he wouldnt listen
You: also my hamster dyed
You: and my dog
You: and my cat
You: and my other cat
Stranger: Are you serious?
You: and my other hamster Yo y raccoon organized a mass shooting
You: hes american
Stranger: You got aids?
You: thats why
You: yes
Stranger: Is your ass big bestie?
You: because of my uncle who fucked the toilet
You: its huge
You: gigantic
You: abnormal
Stranger: Lemme get your aids best
Stranger: Bestie*
You: u got twitter bff?
Stranger: No sadly but wait
Stranger: Could get your phone number if youre ok with it?
You: dont you feel sorry that my dog dyed
Stranger: do feel bad for all of your losses
You: no i cant give you my number unfortunately
Stranger: Why
You: because im on a seceret mission
You: but dont tell anyone
Stranger: Please bestie
Stranger: wont show anyone your phone number
Stranger: promise
You: ok only because its you
You: its 911
Stranger: Bestie be fr
You: can u call me to confirm?
You: 911
Stranger: Thats not your number
You: yes it is
Stranger: just want you to give me aids
You: yes so just call me
Stranger: Thats not your number
Stranger: Honestly Im not in the mood for this trolling
You: hold on a second my toxic abusive husband is calling me
You: hes in the mafia
Stranger: Are you a boy?
You: no
You: im not Yo hate men
You: ij could never
You: ugh
Stranger: Youre gonna give me your number?
You: you give me your social media
Stranger: cant
You: omg are you a secret agent aswell?
You: 184663
You: 193873
You: 028&3$:83292
Stranger: Ok well bye peace out | 11600b99cf0b4a24 | tiktok | 20220525203810 |
You: pene
Stranger: holi
You: xd
Stranger: bien y tu Youzsh 0 m?
Stranger: Si y tu.
You: hombre o mujer
Stranger: Mujer
You: :0
You: edad
Stranger: Tu primero
You: todos son hombre los que salen
Stranger: Jajaja
You: y me dicen que quieren coger :1
Stranger: A
You: xd:v
Stranger: Jajaja
Stranger: Emm
You: :)
Stranger: (:
You: : Yo
You: me caes bien
Stranger: Jajaja tu igual
You: tienes 12?
You: 0 15?
Stranger: 16
You: :0
Stranger: y tu
You: 18
Stranger: a ok 4
You: ;P Yo
You: :)
Stranger: (:
You: :)
Stranger: Ei
Stranger: eres de Mxico?
You: si
Stranger: yo tambin
You: a huevo
You: xddd
Stranger: (:
You: de que parte
You: ?
Stranger: Tabasco
You: yo de coahuila
Stranger: a ok 4
You: :)
Stranger: (:
You: 3
You: dx
Stranger: 3
You: no estamos tan lejos
You: :8
Stranger: Jajaja
You: me puedo escapar Yo i quieres?
You: .-.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: (:
Stranger: Si
You: ok
Stranger: Jajaja
You: ahora mismo mato a mis padres
You: y a mi hermano
Stranger: Noo
You: listo
You: :)
Stranger: No
Stranger: ):
You: me falta mi abuela
You: donde estara......
Stranger: Noooo
Stranger:
You: *sonido de bala*
Stranger:
You: ahora me suisido
You: *pum*
Stranger: Noo
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa
You: xd
You: .-.
Stranger: ):
You: pero si los mate ;v
Stranger: No
You: na es broma
Stranger: Jajaja
You: ya les dije que si vamos para tabasco Yo .
You: me dijieron que para navidad
Stranger: A
You: :)
Stranger: (:
You: dicen que ese es mi regalo ;0
Stranger: Jajaja 9O
You: :3
Stranger: (:
You: despues cuando vaya, jugamos?
Stranger: Si
You: a aplaudir sin las manos :)
Stranger: Ok (:
Stranger: 3
You: :)
Stranger: (:
You: oye tienes hangouts?
Stranger: No
You: gmail?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Wastap
Stranger: ?
You: me lo desinstale porque por ahi hablaba con mi exD:
Stranger: A jajaja
You: NO LE VOY A HACER NADA A TU CUENTA
You: .-.
Stranger: Ok
You: :)
You: PASALA Y POR AHI PLATICAMOS. | 1163db9689ce5fb8 | 20211209183517 |
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Stranger: Heyy
You: hi
You: are u from austria?
Stranger: nah Im from Australia
You: my mistake
You: iam greek
Stranger: Oh nice
You: what are you studying?
Stranger: Just finished school
Stranger: How about how about you?? You ie too. Yo just started Managment
You: lessons started a few weeks before
Stranger: Sweet and hows that going for you??
You: iam pretty dissapointed for some lessons and teachers specially
You: but very excited for other lessons
You: what about you. will you go to some college or something?
Stranger: Yeah thats what its like you wont like all subjects ahaha
Stranger: And and Yeah Im going to tafe
You: what is tafe?
You: found it on google
Stranger: Its like a different sort of place, its not like university or anything
Stranger: Just more practical things
You: and what are you going to stude there?
You: study
Stranger: Cert 3 engineering and heavy auto diesel what about you??
You: Business adminstration and financial stuff
You: tafe is public or private?
Stranger: Nice nice!
Stranger: Its public
You: so you dont have to pay?
Stranger: Yeah still have to pay but its not as expensive ahaha
Stranger: Like like way cheaper
You: you have to give some kind of exam to go there?
Stranger: Nah nah just an application form
Stranger: Its its very easy
You: here all students at their last grade of school give exams to determine where and if they will study
Stranger: Fuck thats pretty brutal ahaha
You: there is too much pressure
Stranger: Sounds like it ahaha
You: those who dont go well they may have to go to an other city
You: and those who fail dont go anywhere
Stranger: Jesus thats just depressing ahaha
You: maybe a private college but they suck here in greece
Stranger: How did you go in your finals??
You: very good
You: i manage to go to a very good university
You: in my city
You: so i dont have to move
You: althogh i kinda wanted to move
Stranger: Oh there you go thats what happens when you study hard
Stranger: where to?
You: but it would be very expenive
You: to an othe city to live alone
You: but i would have to pay rent
Stranger: Rents not cheap over there heard
You: yes it would be hard for my family
You: apart from rent i would have a lot of other expenses
You: tafe is at your home town?
Stranger: Plus youd need to find a job too
Stranger: And yeah so it makes everything easier
Stranger: How old are you??
You: i will be 18 in a few days
Stranger: And whats your name??
You: Nick nice to meet you
You: Nikos in Greek
You: what about you?
Stranger: Nice! Names Andrew
Stranger: Aj for short
You: it means man in greek
You: your name
You: from andrasman
Stranger: always thought andras was Spanish
You: maybe it has a spanish origin too
You: lets ask wikipedia
Stranger: Hahaha interets your best friend
You: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew
You: itself related to Ancient Greek
You: now you know a little bit more aboiut your name
Stranger: Hahaha actually thank you
Stranger: never bothered to look it up
Stranger: Its ts quite interesting actually
You: today i rediscovered omegle and i have been trying about half an hour to get a decent conversation
Stranger: Yeah its just people asking if youre male or female
Stranger: Impossible to have a conversation most if the time
You: and then leave
You: or say call me 444......
Stranger: Its usually bots
Stranger: They arent even human
You: they pretend to be girls to trap idiot guys
Stranger: Yeah exactly thats why you have to be careful ahaha
You: omegle sould do something about it
Stranger: Its been like this for years
You: you know by talking i realise i am not so fluent in english
Stranger: Unfortunately they wont change it
You: even though i acquired the mischigan proficiency 2 years ago
Stranger: Youre actually better then most people Ive been talking to on here
You: the highest qualification you can get in greece
Stranger: Oh really thats heaps good
Stranger: Wouldnt have been easy
You: or cheap
Stranger: Ahahaha yeah and that too ahaha
You: the school is very bad here
Stranger: Whys that?
You: so you have to go to private organisations to leam english
Stranger: They dont teach it at schools?!
You: because teachers care only about their money
You: and you cant fire them
You: or evaluate them
Stranger: Thats corrupt
You: bevause they vote for your political party
You: and if you harm them they will not vote for it
You: the whole public sector is mostly corrupt here
You: thankfully the economic crisis forced us to change some things here
You: and i am optimistic
Stranger: What happened?
You: we need desperataly loans
You: and the europian union instructs us to change stuff
Stranger: Loans are dangerous to muck around with
You: to give us money
You: yes but we have to pay our older loans
Stranger: Oh right
Stranger: Do do you help pay?
You: taxes have become more and more in the last years
You: but the solution is to make the public sector healthy
Stranger: Taxes are rising everywhere
Stranger: 3rd world order
You: has the crisis affected you?
Stranger: Taxes go up and income goes down
Stranger: Not yet but it will in the future
You: here it started in 2008
Stranger: All depends who gets elected for next president in America
You: lets hope that it wont be trump.
Stranger: Or Clinton
You: come one man trump is a fucking racist
You: sexist
You: a dangerous man
You: and inexperienced in politics
Stranger: He might be, but he hasnt killed millions of people like Clinton
You: it wasnt clintons call
Stranger: Clinton and obama both funded isis too
You: and at least she doesnt say that she will make wars
You: trumps says he will bomb the shit out of syria and stuff
You: he actually said that
You: Clinton is more mediocre
Stranger: Ahahaha shes more off the books.
You: trump says he will make the Mexicans suffer
Stranger: All those emails she made disappear
You: what a fucking racist
You: the emails in the private server?
Stranger: Yeah dont agree with him on that
Stranger: Yeah that one
You: ok it doesnt have any dangerous information
You: i actually read some of them in wikileaks
Stranger: We dont know that Yo jostly casual thinhs thank you and stuff
You: we do know what it is written
Stranger: A lot of it is seized by the government
You: all the emails are leaked
You: the goverment cant control wikileaks
You: they are actually in the courts for that
You: look
You: i dont like clinton either
You: but trump is a nightmare
You: a disaster
You: worse than Bush
Stranger: dont like both
Stranger: Yea yeah bush is evil
You: Clinton is less evil than Trump
Stranger: He did 9/11 and people refuse to believe it
You: what the fuck man are you a conspiracy theorist? You actually believe stuff you see on the internet without proof?
Stranger: Its obvious
Stranger: Its all there
You: it is impossible that Bush threw a plane into the towers
Stranger: He ordered it yes
You: he ordered it to who?
Stranger: To start a war in the Middle East for oil
You: so you say Bush made a terrorist group and threw a plane into the twin towers?
You: its ridiculus
Stranger: To start a war for oil yes
You: and nobody said anything?
You: with what proof you claim this shit?
Stranger: Why do you think big people like the rocker fellas are dominant in this world?
Stranger: No proof you just have to open your eyes and connect the dots
You: hahaha are you serious right now? you think a secret gang control the world?
Stranger: American government is corrupt
Stranger: Not the illuminati no
You: this is very stupid mate
Stranger: Thats full of shit
You: you shouldnt believe anything without proof, you tead some shit on the internet and you actually believed it
You: just think how ridiculus this sounds
Stranger: dont but two planes shouldnt make a building crumble like that
You: of course they should metal melts man
Stranger: Especialy when the building was designed for shit like that
Stranger: Jet fuel cant melt steel beers though
You: the building was designed to stand when 2 boeings hit it?
Stranger: Beams.
You: columns broke
Stranger: Its ts designed to withstand terror attacks like every other skyscraper
You: the upper floors collapsed
You: no building is designed to withstand planes thrown at it
Stranger: Explain how theirs footage of beams being shot out through the building
You: beam like laser?
You: from star wars?
Stranger: No ahaha
Stranger: Metal metal poles
You: send me the link
You: of the footage
You: i dont get it
Stranger: If leave this browser the chat will close
You: https:/Avww.theguardian.com/world/2011/ sep/05/9-11-conspiracy-theories-debunked
You: http:/Avww.news.com.au/world/six-really- stupid-911-conspiracies-debunked-in-about-six- seconds/story-fndir2ev-1226717737311
You: http:/Avww.popularmechanics.com/military/ a49/1227842/
You: leave the tab open
You: and open a new one
You: do you use windows?
Stranger: And look at those links??
Stranger: On on my phone
You: oh
You: do you want to add me on facebook or give you my email?
Stranger: Whatevers best for you
You: i would prefer email but we cant chat there
Stranger: True true
You: so we have 2 options
You: close the tab and never talk together again
You: or meet on facebook
Stranger: What sparks your interest ?
You: facebook
You: but i will add you
Stranger: Aj branley
Stranger: Thats me
You: stock filler kmart?
You: Bunbury, Wester Australia
Stranger: Thats the one
You: nice
Stranger: Yep
You: just texted you
Stranger: Sweet too easy well move onto there | 117269a27748f705 | 20161030053640 |
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You: HAM
Stranger: Hil guess
You: you guessed right
Stranger: Let me guess youre a male? Not to be rude
You: yuck
You: and why
You: how rude
You: so primal.. coming here with all this MALE FEMALE oogabooga caveman hormonal shit
You: lol
You: f19
You: m19? ou sank my battleship?
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE | 11786867c783daef | anime | 20170411042145 |
You: hi
You: does the bible allow rape
Stranger: only with great punishment
Stranger: why
You: The Hebrew Bible contains several references, both in Mosaic law as well as in its narrative portions, to acts that would be considered rape in the modern world.1 Hebrew lacks a legal or technical term for rape, since in Biblical times, a sexual assault against another mans daughter, wife, or betrothed could only be a theft of that mans sexual property, rather than an offense against the woman herself.2
Stranger: is there someone you want to rape
You: hmm Yo jope
You: but if
Stranger: thats good
You: am i allowed to by god?
Stranger: have to ask him i suppose
You: nah Yo hy should i
You: so what can you say me
You: does god allow it?
Stranger: you have ask him
You: you arent christian?
You: The Hebrew Bible contains several references, both in Mosaic law as well as in its narrative portions, to acts that would be considered rape in the modern world.1 Hebrew lacks a legal or technical term for rape, since in Biblical times, a sexual assault against another mans daughter, wife, or betrothed could only be a theft of that mans sexual property, rather than an offense against the woman herself.2
Stranger: answer is probably no though if you dont want to bother
You: explain me this
Stranger: its between you and God man
You: lol
You: wtf?
You: then i do it
Stranger: what?
You: yea
Stranger: what ru talking about
You: idk?
You: you still here?
Stranger: of course
You: ok
You: nice
You: andronechrom | 11835373c0f6d1a9 | christian | 20200513200232 |
You: hiii
Stranger: girl 21 u? :p
You: 22 m
Stranger: add copy this
You: wer ru frm
Stranger: http://flirtxchat.fun
You: its not opening
Stranger: will wait for your pm therel! ;) | 1190b83603e1b6e4 | 20180211165120 |
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Stranger: Jongin bestest boy
You: Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul loml
You: Yes
Stranger: Oh ten
Stranger: Right?
You: YES
Stranger: Yes hes cute | 11972dc5e1687633 | Kpop | 20210218211707 |
You: hi
Stranger: Hey F ? **
You: how are you | 11a43edfe1473312 | 20190618100014 |
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You: hi
Stranger: hey m 22
You: did you heard about amazons series called bad omens?
Stranger: no
You: lol crazy
You: hmm thanks
You: what church do you visit? | 11b0a2de2f21a1ec | Christian | 20190622160911 |
You: Im getting old. SM
Stranger: Hardly. JM
You: My morning run took two minutes longer than normal. SM
Stranger: So? You have grey hairs. Its nota cause for concern yet. JM
You: dont like it. SM
Stranger: Oh honey you want reassurance? JM
You: No. Just thought you might want to start looking for a replacement. SM
Stranger: No. JM
You: No? SM
Stranger: No. dont want or need a replacement. JM
You: Yet. SM
Stranger: cannot find another to rival your skill set. JM
You: Doesnt have to be a perfect replacement. SM
Stranger: Stop it. JM
You: Why? SM
Stranger: dont want someone else. JM
You: Im not gonna live forever. SM
Stranger: Neither am . JM
You: Im not letting you go first. SM
Stranger: Oh really? Why? JM
You: Its my job to protect you. SM
You: And without you dont have anything to live for. SM
Stranger: Exactly. So dont need anyone else. JM
You: You will once Im gone. SM
Stranger: No. JM
Stranger: Well exist together or not at all, JM
You: How romantic. SM
Stranger: Shut up. JM
You: You might change your mind once you notice my decrease in stamina. SM
Stranger: That isnt why keep you around. JM
You: Why do you keep me around? SM
Stranger: (Delayed) You balance me. JM
You: How? SM
Stranger: You havent noticed? JM
Stranger: You make my brain go quiet. JM
Stranger: You havent noticed? JM You make my brain go quiet. JM
You: Oh. SM
Stranger: Its nice. No one else can do that. JM
You: Dont see whats so special about me. SM
Stranger: Cute, JM
Stranger: just couldnt replace you if wanted to. JM
You: Other than the fact that have the patience of a saint. SM
Stranger: wouldnt call you a saint. JM
You: Dont know what yourre talking about. SM
You: *youre
Stranger: Youre a sinner like the best of them. JM
You: love you. SM
Stranger: (delayed) Why? JM
Stranger: (Delayed) Why? JM
You: Dont think theres an easy way to explain it. SM | 11b919d812f8f6d6 | Mormor, Sherlock | 20170808143452 |
You: Hey
You: Asfo?
Stranger: 20, female, dragon, pan
Stranger: you?
You: 25 M Wolf Str
You: Do you have a ref?
Stranger: unfortunately no
Stranger: just started trying omegle like 10 min ago lol
Stranger: i did not prepare
You: Oh well its ok
Stranger: do you?
You: Yeah
You: https://cali.rule34.xxx//samples/4182/ sample_edb69cfff27ed3be39f2880bde4fda8b.jp g?4752234
You: You like?
Stranger: do, your fur is so gorgeous
You: Thank you
Stranger: now im sad i didnt prepare more lol
You: So what would you like to do or talk about?
You: Thats ok
Stranger: honestly really anything, i just like talking to people a lot
Stranger: casual or otherwise
You: Ok
You: Do you like roleplay?
Stranger: of course cept its hard to type on keyboard now since got my nails done yesterday
Stranger: havent..... adjusted to the size
You: Oh ok lol
You: Well do you have any scenarios in mind?
Stranger: something public, public is always the best
You: Ok, like sex in public?
Stranger: what else could mean hehe
You: Right lol
You: Ok well any roles you have in mind? Should we be like dating or something different?
Stranger: hmmmmm, dating loses some thrill guess. prefer it as basically strangers
Stranger: or like
Stranger: slave
You: Ooh like the idea of slave
Stranger: as my sub? ;*
You: Hmmm, well Ive never tried that before, could try doing that Id you want but personally prefer being dom
You: *if youd want*
Stranger: can do either
You: Ok well Id like to be dom then if your good with that
Stranger: whatever you like daddy
You: Nice do you want to start or me to?
Stranger: dont the doms always initiate? have to be rough
Stranger: thats the funnest part
You: Right sorry lol Yor k will
You: Lets have it be in a park area
Stranger: park area meansssssss children could possibly see
You: Hmm ok well lets just say theres on children there lol XD
You: *that theres no children there*
Stranger: bare with my typing slowness cause nails lol
You: (Got it) * walk you into a park and sit down with you on a bench there and put my hand on your thigh and move it towards your crotch*
Stranger: * gasp at the coldness of your hand on my skin and look at you with surprise and fear of being caught* this is such a public place sir... *1 blush and look away from you with my hand covering my mouth*
You: *! grab you by your neck and move my other hand to your crotch and rub you there a little and lightly squeeze your neck* Quiet, Im gonna have fun with you
Stranger: b-but.. *even though object there is lust in my eyes as you grab my neck and left my leg onto the bench* someone could see... we are out in the open here...
You: dont care...you will do as you are told or will do even more *I say as squeeze your neck a bit harder and slide my hand down your shorts and rub my hand over your wet pussy and rub it slowly*
Stranger: *I let out a small gasp and push my hips out into your hand, my body reacting by itself.* So.. if object you will do more to me? *I look at you with my eyes glazed over and grin* maybe i want to be a brat then
You: *! growl a bit grab you and start kissing your neck and also start fingers you harder* You bratty little slut, your really asking for it
Stranger: *I let out a little squeak as you push your fingers deeper into me and grab your arm with my nails* p-please.. *my pussy starts to leak juices onto your hand and bite my lip so dont get loud in sucha public place*
You: *! kiss your neck more and unzip my pants and start taking your shirt off* Thats it, need to teach you a lesson now that youve misbehaved
Stranger: no no not here! there are people! *my pierced tits bounce on my chest after you take my shirt off and attempt t cover them with my arms and wings* this is embarrassing for me... im so exposed here... *my eyes move down to your crotch after hearing the zipper of your pants and start blushing hard*
You: *! suck on your one of your tits and take off your shorts and panties and take off my pants as well and pin you down to the bench* Shhh, Its ok, Let daddy punish you now baby After all you were asking for this
Stranger: ah! *Im panting from arousal and trying to hold back as there are people walking by not to far from us, shift my hips away from you scared in a final effort to try and not have everything exposed* daddy please.. Im sorry for whatever did to deserve this.. will make it up to you promise! just not here.. people will see! * look away in embarrassment* please..
You: *! dial it back a little and kiss your neck softly and rub your breasts and slowly press the tip of my cock into your wet pussy* Shhh Its okay baby Just relax
Stranger: b-but.. weve never done it in sucha public place before and you know how i get.. *cream is leaking from my pussy, even though object such a public place turns me on so much, like to be watched*
You: * ram the rest of my dick into your cunt and start pounding you mercilessly and kiss you and slide my tongue into your mouth* Mmmm
Stranger: * scream into your mouth with my eyes wide open and arch my back* mmph..so..much... *l wrap my long tongue around yours and give in, your precum inside me being like a drug*
You: * keep my tongue in your mouth and keep pounding you, my balls slapping against your asshole with each thrust*
Stranger: * grab your biceps with my claws and squeeze, theres so much pressure against my cervix that tears form in my eyes but love the feeling. your shaft keeps rubbing my sweet spot and my tits bounce with every thrust. put my wings down, giving in and losing myself. not caring who sees us*
You: * wrap my arms around you and finish kissing you and pound you slower but deeper and nuzzle you* Good girl Your taking this so well love you baby
Stranger: I-l..love.. *speaking is hard for me as Im shaking now, the slower strokes rub me harder and your tips goes inside of my womb with every deep thrust and it makes me twitch.*
You: *! kiss you again and get close to cumming and smile and start going faster* Oh dont worry, already know you love me Fuck Im gonna cum
Stranger: * wrap my arms around your neck and make a feeble attempt to pull you closer to me so can whisper in your ear* fill me upi wont push it out daddy
You: * smirk and fuck you faster and faster till cum loads in your pussy and kiss you deeply, swirling my tongue around yours* Mmmmph!
Stranger: *i cum at the same time you do, finally able to after was holding it and waiting for my daddy to cum first making me let out moans into your mouth and wrapping my legs around your back, pulling you into me more*
You: * smile and pull my cock out of you and cuddle you, keeping you warm and nuzzling you* Mmmm Good girl love you sweetheart
Stranger: daddy, can we go home so can get clean? or would you rather us go around a little? know you like it when hold your cum inside me *Il am panting in between words and my body goes limp, my tail and wings touching the ground*
You: * smile and put my clothes on and put yours on you too and pick you up and start carrying you back to my car* Of course we can go home baby | 11ba49e9038838a9 | furries | 20210701055923 |
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You: Hello no
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You: Do you really think im keet
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You: Jk i love keet
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You: Rachel cause your spelling is wack
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You: HEELP
You: Wacky typing
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Hru
Stranger: Im good
You: Thats good
Stranger: Hbu?
You: Im fine
Stranger: Role play?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Cc or oc?
You: Oc
Stranger: K who should be
You: What kind of role play is it
Stranger: Your choice
You: Ok... like Bakugo or Todoroki thats who you should be
You: And can make up a charater?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Ill be bakugou
You: So was thinking because yknow Im weird so... Bakugo x Ariana (me)
Stranger: dont blame you for wan5to be shipped with boom boom boi
Stranger: *wanting to
You: Yay! Someone who understands!
You: Can you start tho because Im not good at starting things like this...
Stranger: Hes hot##
You: Ikr
Stranger: Anyway
Stranger: Can have info on your oc?
You: Um... Shes in the bakusquad, Mina is her bestie, Bakugo hates her shes funny sometimes....... Thats all Ive got tbh
Stranger: Ok what about her quirk, eye color, looks, sorry for be6a nag btw
Stranger: *being
You: Quirk: Shadow she can control shadows around and on her Eyes: Gold Looks: Nice face um... Blue hair tall same shade of skin color that Bakugo has
Stranger: Ok that good enough
You: Ok
Stranger: Is she as tall as bakugo or shorter
You: Shorter
Stranger: K
Stranger: Do you want to start
You: No Im not good at starting these things so could you start
Stranger: *it is the weekend and bakugo is walking down the hall of U.A when Ariana bumps into bakugo*
Stranger: Hey watch it say not knowing who it was
You: Sorry Bakugo
Stranger: Oh its you *I say with a hint of anger*
You: Oh my gosh Bakugo why do you hate me?!
You: NEVER DID ANY THING TO YOU
Stranger: * take a sharp breath in anx look away* calm down shorty
Stranger: *and
You: What did you just call me BOOM BOOM Bol *knowing he hates the nickname*
Stranger: * growl and glare at her* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU DAMNED EXTRA
You: Nothing. But you never answered my question why do you hate me?
Stranger: - because you are a extra that will just get in my way *1 say while looking away from her*
You: Aw you cant even look me in the eye. thought we were friends or is it just Kiri thats your friend?
Stranger: N- no just shut up shorty
You: Stop calling me shorty. You have more nicknames than that Ive heard you call many people different nicknames all the time even Deku...
Stranger: * sigh and look at her* what do you want me to call you?! Teddy bear?!
You: W-what... Teddy bear? But *ultimate confusion*
Stranger: *! blush slightly and the blush is barley barely visual able* never mind
Stranger: * start walking away with my hands in my pockets*
You: Bakugo... When you said Teddy bear did you mean that you... you like me?
Stranger: * stop and stay still*
You: *blushes slightly but Bakugo still sees it when he turns around if he does*
Stranger: *turns around and looks at her face and blushes a little* what are you blushing for shorty
You: W-what are you talking about??? Mina in the background: KISS HER ALREADY BAKUBRO!
You: M-mina!
Stranger: SHUT UP YOU DAMNED EXTRA IM HAVING A MOMENT
You: A moment? Did Bakugo go soft on me? No! *sarcasm*
Stranger: *scoff* shut up shorty
You: Oh did you just scoff at me? Kirishima: JUST KISS ALREADY
Stranger: KIRISHIMA YOUR UN ON IT TOO
Stranger: *in
Stranger: Deku: Kacchan just do it already
You: D-deku you too?
Stranger: *confused and pisses*
Stranger: *pissed
Stranger: Aizawa: woke up from my nap for this
Stranger: .....
You: Aizawa?
You: You too?
Stranger: Aizawa: like playing matchmaker sometimes
You: REALLY???
Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Stranger: lida: language
You: What Bakugo?
You: Also lida hes not going to listen to you.
Stranger: *walks over to Ariana and looks down at her*
You: *looks up at Bakugo*
Stranger: *the grin*
You: *whispers* love that grin
Stranger: *blushes* heard that...
Stranger: Shirty
Stranger: *shorty
You: said nothing *while blushing*
You: Class 1-A: JUST KISS ALREADY
Stranger: *rolls his eyes and picks Ariana up and kisses her*
You: *kisses back*
Stranger: Class 1-A: *cheers and celebrates *
You: *pulls back but is still close to Bakugos face* Did you know this was gonna happen Boom boom boi?
Stranger: Stop calling me that *I say grumpily*
You: Awwww well then guess Ill just call you Bakugo or Bakubro
Stranger: No only shitty hair can call me bakubro
You: Well then youre just getting called Bakugo unless you have any names can call you?
Stranger: *! think and a sly grin appears on my face*
You: What?
Stranger: * lean over and whisper in her ear* how about daddy?
You: Yeah, but what about around our friends? What about Katsuki... Of course only around everyone else.
Stranger: Literally the whole world knows *1 chuckle standing straight again and pointing to the LOV* even they k ow
Stranger: *know
You: They know? That were dating???
Stranger: Dabi: yep
Stranger: Toga: was hop6to kidnap Deku-kun but then this happened so we had to stay and watch
Stranger: *hoping to
You: W-what so you guys just watched the whole thing what...
Stranger: All might: have been here
You: *whispers to Katsuki* Well now they know both of our weaknesses...
You: Oh hi All Might
Stranger: Eh well be fine
Stranger: *laughs and smiles at her*
You: What? Im just tellin the truth *kisses Katsuki*
Stranger: *! pick her up and put her over my sholder*
You: HEY! PUT ME DOWN! *laughing*
Stranger: Nope *walks pat everyone outside*
Stranger: *past
You: Yknow just flashed everyone in there because you didnt put me down oh and Mineta was in there
Stranger: Nope *puts her down and runs in there blowing up Mineta*
You: Did you really need to do that?
Stranger: *walks back out with mineta in hand and throws him to the other side of U.A* yep
You: Ok fair enough it is Mineta after all
Stranger: *I kiss her fore head* one lets go to the ma or whatever | 11c313d096088b4c | My hero academia | 20220216062614 |
You: (Vampire AU, TW: Assault. Based on the lore where after a vampires bite if they dont die then, the victim becomes ill and their body slowly deteriorates and once they die, they turn. Starts immediately after the attack; my character calls yours after being attacked for help. They dont realize what actually happened.) It had started out like a normal night where Baekhyun had stayed at the studio late to practice long enough that he was getting scolding messages from his fellow members to come home. After sending the group chat a reassuring message that he was on his way home and would be there soon after he walked the short distance between their dorm and the studio. He only made it about halfway before it happened. He didnt know where the guy had come from or how he was so strong but the next thing the idol knew, he was being hauled into an alleyway and thrown against the rough brick of one of the buildings. He tried to call for help but strangely enough, his voice wouldnt work and all he could do was try to fight off the larger mans hands as they groped and clawed and his teeth as they bit into the flesh of his shoulder and neck, It was over almost as soon as it had started and though he didnt hear the man fleeing, when he looked up from where hed collapsed on the ground he was no where to be found. He knew that there was no way he could get up and finish walking home on his own; he wasnt the injured, aside from some bruises and scratches and those awful bites on his neck, but his limbs felt weak. With trembling fingers, the boy pulled out his phone and dialed the first number that came up on his recently called list.
Stranger: ( im on mobile, so it wont show im typing, but am!
You: (Okay!)
Stranger: Chanyeol was worried like the rest, but even more so when the chat went quiet after Baekhyun texted. The other was easily spooked once it was dark, so he was used to random little texts as the other walked home. He was watching his phone like a hawk, so when the screen lit up with Baekhyuns name, he snatched it up instantly. Baek, whats up?
You: While he waited on the other idol to answer his phone, Baekhyun tried his hardest to get himself to sit up and lean against the wall instead. He could feel warm wetness slowly soaking his shirt and he knew the grotesque bites on his shoulder and neck were bleeding. Shuddering and whining softly, he reached to grab his scarf off the ground where itd been discarded and pressed it against the wounds just as Chanyeol picked up. Ch-Chan... he murmured, it obvious in his voice that something was wrong. Hyung needs help.
Stranger: The moment Baekhyun spoke, Chanyeols stomach sank. Something was very wrong. He was up ina moment and running to the door, grabbing a few face masks on the way. Why? He quickly slipped on his shoes, and grabbed his jacket. Whats wrong, what happened?
You: Swallowing thickly, Baekhyun squeezed his eyes shut while he considered how to word what he needed to say without scaring the younger idol too much. A moment of thought went by before he determined that there was no real way to keep him from panicking. I-I.. was attacked, he admitted, his voice breaking a little. Mhurt. Cant walk, sh-shaking too much.
You: (Brb!)
Stranger: WHAT? Chanyeol stumbled for a moment when Baekhyun said he was attacked, feeling his blood run ice cold. Are you okay? Where are you? Should call the cops? He was now running top speed out of the building.
You: Should the cops be called? Perhaps an ambulance, but what good could the cops do? He couldnt see any security cameras that wouldve caught the attacker. He never once saw the mans face-- only felt his hands clawing and touching and heard that animalistic growl in his ear. Choking back a small sob, he didnt speak for a couple moments until hed gotten a little more control over himself. S-Somewhere between the studio and home... Call-- Call an ambulance.
Stranger: The fear and pain in Baekhyuns voice had Chanyeols heart breaking. Calling an ambulance made sense... He nodded. Ill call one. Tell me where you are.
You: I dont know, Baekhyun hiccuped, grimacing and whining in pain when it jarred his shoulder and neck a little. In.. In an alley, halfway b-between the studio and the dorm. I-I dont know. He was too shaken, too worked up to think clearly. I-Its so cold...
Stranger: O-Okay.. Chanyeol made a turn, so it was like he was running to the studio, and started checking every alley. You need to stay awake. Ill call an ambulance. Ill be there soon.
You: Baekhyun didnt think that there was any chance that hed pass out but who knew. He did feel a bit achy and dizzy. I-l-- okay, he hissed, trying to will his body to respond properly and stand but he just didnt have the strength in his legs yet. Whining long and low, he slumped back against the wall again and squeezed his eyes shut once more. H-Hurry... please.
Stranger: The noises Baekhyun was making over the phone werent comforting at all, and Chanyeol ran faster. am. am. I-- He skidded to a stop when he saw a form slumped over in an alley, and hurried over. Baekhyun!
You: Hearing Chanyeol close and then the sound of his footsteps as he ran over, Baekhyun all but dropped his phone in favor of reaching out to him with the hand that wasnt still pressing his now ruined scarf to his neck and shoulder. Call... Call the ambulance. Ill-- Ill be okay, he whispered, still shaking visibly. Im just-- Im j- just freaked out. Im not that hurt. But there seemed to be a lot of blood.
Stranger: The older said he was okay, but the amount of blood covering Baekhyuns front didnt make it very convincing. Still, he called the ambulance first, telling what he could. Then he took off his coat, and draped it over Baekhyun. D-Does that help? He asked, kneeling down.
You: Shuddering, Baekhyun pulled Chanyeols coat tighter around his body and shifted to lean against him for his body heat as well. I-It does. Thank you, he whispered, letting his eyes fall shut again. He had to keep telling himself that he was safe now... that nothing more would happen.
Stranger: Chanyeol was scared out of wits, but he could only imagine how much more so Baekhyun was. He wrapped an arm around him, hoping to give even more warmth, and desperately listened for an ambulance.
You: I-I thought... Baekhyun started, hiccuping a little as he was bundled up safely in Chanyeols arms. thought th-they were going to rape me. It certainly seemed so. He could could remember feeling was the rough brick scraping his cheek, a heavy body pinning his to the wall, strong hands everywhere but never under his clothes, and those teeth biting cruelly into his skin.
Stranger: Chanyeol frowned, pulling Baekhyun in even closer. Im sorry, he whispered, rubbing his arm. He sat up a little hearing sirens in the very distance.
Stranger: ( would you want to move this somewhere a little more stable?
You: (Sure! Where?)
Stranger: ( chat zy or email maybe?
You: (Chatzy works, can you make the room?)
Stranger: ( sure!
Stranger: http:// us19.chatzy.com/71798279259469#0
You: (Im there!)
Stranger: ( okay, ill let you reply on there and post the log | 11c3909cc1e65efa | taekook, Taoris, vkook, namjin, baekyeol, jinkook, yoonmin, jinmin | 20180105193229 |
Stranger: M
You: hey i gotta tell you something man Yor met this chick
You: she was like 15 or whatever
You: this was on here btw nd it just happened
You: so the original plan was to make nam jokes and talk about old man dick
You: but this fuckin rare as shit girl comes on Yor nd im like
You: theres no chicks on omegle its only horny dudes
You: and she was like Yo guess not Yor nd im like Yo holy shit Your: so i tell her the original plan right
You: about the nam jokes Yor nd the dick Yor nd shes like
You: What is penis
You: and im pretty fuckin shocked at this
You: like a female person Yo loesnt know what a penis is Yor nd shes like
You: im lesbian
You: and im like bitch im pretty sure lesbians know what dicks are
You: and shes like nope and then fuckin disconnects
You: i needed to tell you this cuz im still in shock | 11c72979c286c33a | 20180515145428 |
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You: Hello, possible new friend. What things do you like talking about?
Stranger: unmmUMMM
Stranger: chicken
Stranger: chemistry
Stranger: clothes
Stranger: netflix
You: Okay, how do you like to cook chcken?
Stranger: books
Stranger: with LOTS of spices
You: What do you like to watch and read?
Stranger: not like white people, boiling chicken
You: Do you have a favorite chemical?
You: Hold up, thats racist!
Stranger: romance books and right now, im watching the office and queens gambit Stranger so youre white?
Stranger: how is it racist, i stated a fact
You: No, but its not okay to say that.
You: Its still racist.
Stranger: um it really isnt
Stranger: you cant be racist to white people
You: Oh my gosh...
You: You can!
Stranger: you cant
Stranger: KAREN
Stranger: stop being annoying
You: Oh my gosh..
You: Wow.
Stranger: if youre not white, what are you?
You: Youre not someone want to befriend.
You: Goodbye.
Stranger: babe, ill show you so much sources, you cannot be racist to white people | 11d049961b596f67 | London | 20210227163929 |
You: hey
Stranger: wait,DAD?!?
You: LMAOO
You: yes my dear?
Stranger: THOUGHT YOU WENT TO GET THE MILK
Stranger: IT WAS A YEAR AGO
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU HERE???
You: IM SORRY
You: WAS OCCUPIED
Stranger: WITH WHAT
You: UHH
You: ERRR
You: OTHER STUFF
You: DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
Stranger: LIKE-???
You: IM HERE NOW THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
Stranger: WILL AM YOUR SON LISTEN TO ME
Stranger: WHY DID YOU LEAVE
Stranger: WHERE DID YOU GO
Stranger: WHO WERE YOU WITH
You: NEVER LEFT
You: AS U CAN SEE IM HERE NOW
Stranger: NOW BUT WHAT HAPPENED A YEAR AGO WHEN YOU LEFT
You: okay.
You: sit down.
Stranger: fine.
You: about a year ago, i actually went to get some milk
You: but i was side tracked
You: because my self service scanner broke Yo nd a guy came to fix it Yo was so in awe of this guy Yo nd he felt the same Yo ie asked me Yo run away with me, only for a year
You: and i did Yo dropped it all for him
You: im sorry son
You: please forgive me
Stranger: ....you left me...by myself...with nothing to eat... was so alone
Stranger: and you just
Stranger: left.
Stranger: for a guy you met once
Stranger: youve known me for 14 FUCKING YEARS AND YOU LEFT WITH A GUY YOU MET ONCE DAD
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP IT SOUNDS
You: KNOW AND IM SORRY
Stranger: HAD NO ONE
You: BUT ITS PROVEN ONE THING
Stranger: WHAT
You: you are STONG. you survived ONE YEAR with NO FOOD
You: you still held out hope
You: that i would return
Stranger: had no hope... and was only surviving off of scraps in someones garbage sometimes wouldnt eat for DAYS
Stranger: WAS SURVIVING NOT LIVING MY LIFE
You: BUT YOU SURVIVED
You: PERSEVERED
You: AND AM PROUD OF YOU
You: do you want me back in your life? Strangers: its not like have a choice, dont want to go back to that life was in. But dont think you are forgiven... | 11d5f39e4401cdaa | lgbtq | 20220527223522 |
Stranger: Hey, boss. Rogan job is done. May have killed your Head of Security. Sorry. Your suits done at the cleaners. SM
You: Not so fast. You killed Johnson? JM
Stranger: May have. Hes in hospital. SM
You: Explain. Now. JM
Stranger: blew smoke in his face, he threatened me, was unperturbed, he grew agitated, he threw my cigarettes in a pond, laughed cos they nearly hit a swan in the eye, he hit me, thrashed him. SM
You: Remind me again, how old are you? Twelve? JM
Stranger: And three quarters. SM
Stranger: It was funny, boss. The swan squawked at him, like he understood what was going on. SM
You: Yes, Im sure it was most amusing. Did it really warrant such a thorough beating, though? JM
Stranger: He hit me first. SM
You: Yet from what you described, you seem to have started it. JM
Stranger: What kind of Head of Security gets pissy about a little smoke? SM
You: The kind that has to deal with arrogant snipers, imagine. JM
Stranger: Heh. You got me there. SM Maybe hell pull through. SM
You: Either way, youre in trouble. JM
Stranger: Does the degree of trouble change with how dead he is? SM
You: Not really. JM
Stranger: So this isnt really about him. SM
You: Ding ding ding! JM
Stranger: Great. What lesson am gonna learn this time? SM
You: To not kill your superiors. JM
Stranger: Youre my only superior. SM
You: dont care if you acknowledge them or not, its still frowned upon. JM
Stranger: Since when do we care about being frowned on? Were /murderers/. And Johnson was an ass. SM
You: By me, darling. JM Do you realise how inconvenient this is for me? JM
Stranger: assumed itd be a run in your pantyhose, sure. But was gonna get you a latte when got your suit. SM
You: Ill have to find a new Head of Security. Im going to need something stronger than a latte. JM
Stranger: Could spill some Baileys in there. SM Why not me? SM
You: You? JM
Stranger: Yeah, always keep a little on me, in case Starbucks gets boring. What about that doesnt scream me? SM
You: Thats why. JM
Stranger: dont get it. SM
You: Youre inherently incapable of taking anything seriously. JM
Stranger: And? SM
You: And thats why youre not taken into consideration. JM
Stranger: So Im stuck doing the easy shit until take something seriously. SM
You: Yes. JM
Stranger: Thats bullshit. SM
You: Is it? JM
Stranger: You dont take shit seriously. SM
You: Yes, well, Im the boss. JM
Stranger: This conversation is eerily familiar to me. SM Fine, give me something to take seriously. SM
You: Would you take my security seriously? JM
Stranger: Yes. SM
You: Why? JM
Stranger: like this job, if everybody dies, probably wont have it anymore. SM
You: Good enough, suppose. JM
Stranger: What, really? SM
You: Yes. cant be bothered to deal with this right now. JM
Stranger: Protections important to me. can take pride in it. SM That was my slightly more genuine answer. SM
You: There might be hope for you still. JM
Stranger: Yeah? SM
You: Its just a matter of finding the right motivation, suppose. JM
Stranger: What do you think my motivation is? SM
You: Well, know for a fact it isnt money. JM
Stranger: Guess not. Its nice to have, but I can live without it. SM
You: Perhaps you just like having a purpose in life. JM Or something that keeps you from being bored. JM
Stranger: Im not you, boss. SM Youll figure it out someday. SM
You: Very encouraging. JM
Stranger: time skip?
You: sure!
Stranger: a month later; Sebastian is a decent worker, if still too humorous about things Were not taking this security contract. SM
You: Why not? JM
Stranger: Are you kidding? You did see whos offering it, right? SM
You: didnt look too closely. JM
Stranger: Its my fathers company. SM
You: Ah. JM
Stranger: Ah? SM
You: Do you have a legitimate reason why we shouldnt take this contract? JM
Stranger: Hes a scumbag and hell double- cross you, SM
You: So Ill make an example out of him. No big deal. JM
Stranger: Im not working with him. SM
You: Yes, you are. JM
Stranger: Im not fucking around. SM
You: Neither am . JM
Stranger: can handle this, right? can handle this job. Arguably, can handle you. SM Just not him. SM
You: Why not? JM
Stranger: Its hard to explain. SM
You: Try. JM
Stranger: Hes like you, minus the heart and charm, SM
Stranger: Plus brute strength and a drinking problem. SM
You: Sounds delightful.
You: JM
Stranger: He probably doesnt even know Im alive, and Id rather keep it that way. SM
You: Wouldnt you rather be the one to make an example out of him? JM
Stranger: No. SM
Stranger: Look, he gets in my head, alright? dont want anything to do with him. SM
You: He cant actually touch you know. JM
You: *now
Stranger: pause know. SM
Stranger: Take the contract if you like. Ill deal with it. SM
You: We could take him down. JM
Stranger: What? SM
You: dont really have much going on this week, anyway. JM
Stranger: What would you have me do? SM
You: Oh, know what could be fun. JM Act as if you want in on the whole double- crossing thing. JM
Stranger: What if he calls my bluff? SM
Stranger: Asks me to kill you, kill someone close to you? SM
You: A) know how to fake my own death and B) good luck finding someone. JM
Stranger: Heh. SM Okay, Ill give it a try. SM
You: Wonderful. This will be fun. JM
Stranger: Ill have to go and talk to him. SM
You: Yes. JM
Stranger: Fun. SM
You: Means to an end. JM
Stranger: What end? SM
You: You being free of your father. JM
Stranger: am. SM
Stranger: Im kidding myself, arent 1? SM
You: Yes. JM
You: Youll know when it happens. And youll enjoy it. JM
Stranger: Yessir. SM
You: Good boy. JM
Stranger: If you say so. SM
Stranger: another time skip? ?
You: go ahead
Stranger: one week later Meeting went well. Augustus fell for it. SM
You: Excellent. JM
Stranger: He wants to post your next meeting with his guys and me. Hell probably insist on fully staffing you, but bend to no more than four of your men. He thinks his people can take yours, no problem. SM
Stranger: He moves pretty quickly. SM
You: Oh, this is going to be fun. JM
Stranger: And he thinks youre coming in person. SM
You: lam. JM
Stranger: Is that a good idea? SM
You: Youre Head of Security. Its your job to answer questions like that. JM
Stranger: dont think it is. Hes coming. Hell go straight for you, no matter what happens to his backup. SM
You: What would you have me do instead? JM
Stranger: delay was wrong. Go ahead and show up- Ill just kill him. SM
Stranger: Its gonna be chaos. Get out as soon as possible, Ill station Graham outside. SM
You: What happened? JM
Stranger: Nothing, thought it over. can kill him. SM
You: Alright. Its your call. JM
Stranger: Why? SM
Stranger: Youre giving me a lot of autonomy here. SM
You: Lets just say wish had resources like these when was forced to deal with my own father. JM | 11e5e0beb65a7f7e | mormor, Sherlock | 20180412134246 |
You: Helloo
Stranger: Hey
You: How are you
Stranger: Good
Stranger: How about you
You: Im alright
Stranger: Why just alright
You: Bored, stressed with classes
You: No motivation BEE
Stranger: Dang feel that
Stranger: How old are you
You: 15
Stranger: Same
You: Cool cool
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Morf
You: F
Stranger: M
Stranger: Where you from
You: Washington
You: You?
Stranger: Louisiana
You: Whats it like there
Stranger: Warm
Stranger: What you wanna know about it
You: Hmm, is it diverse ?
Stranger: Kinda
You: Yeah, its veryy diverse here
Stranger: Yeah
You: Well, really depends where you go
Stranger: Same
You: In the small towns its pretty much just white peopleEi
Stranger: Same
Stranger: Like live in a small town in the middle of nowhere
You: Dang, live in a like urban type city
Stranger: Dang
You: Its like a mix Imao, bc its close to like Seattle
Stranger: Oh nice
Stranger: m just a small town country hard working person
You: Well, think that can be good to an extent
Stranger: Whats the extent
You: Its not getting in the way if education or making things too hard
You: But think its good tk get experience while youre young
You: To*
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: What 1m doing is 1m a carpenter with my dad on school breaks and some on weekends
You: Hows that? Do you like it?
Stranger: Being a carpenter is like rebuilding or fixing houses
Stranger: And love it
You: Is it something you see yourself doing in the future
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: Thats cool, and you already have like a gateway
Stranger: It pays good money and like it
You: Thats cool
Stranger: Its not easy but like challenges and hard work
You: Yeah
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: How about you
You: Im probably gonna be a psychiatrist
Stranger: Nice
You: like talk therapy, and helping people
You: It pays good, and theres always gonna be high demand
You: Because sadly.. people are always gonna have their faults
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Sadly
You: But Ive always been drawn to psychology and psychiatry
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: You seem like a pretty good person
You: Thanks, you do too
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: try
You: From what youve told me
You: Its all we can do
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Do you play any sports
You: VolleyballEi
You: You?
Stranger: play volleyball going to be football next year and play in our school band and trac
You: Im a choir student, used to play the clarinet
Stranger: And its not a sport but 1m doing electrical and welding and going to do electrical for or FFA
Stranger: And am a percussionist Yor h thats cool
You: Im a soprano B23
Stranger: play bass drum in Marching season and play like 9 different things in concert season
Stranger: Cool
You: Omg learning how to march and play on beat was so difficult in the beginning
Stranger: YES
Stranger: It was
Stranger: It sucked
You: And then having to be able to try and pay attention to playing correctly and listening for the whistle blows
You: do not want to go back smh
Stranger: Whistle?
You: My band teacher used a whistle for commands
Stranger: Oh ok
Stranger: m in a small school like there is only like 30 people in our band
You: Like 2 whistles was go, 1 long one was stop and whatever else he needed us to know
Stranger: So he doesnt need that
Stranger: Dang
Stranger: To confusing
You: Yes it was
Stranger: About how many was in your band
You: But we would play a game and whoever was the last one standing without any mistakes got like a free period
You: Idek in my class, there were like 40 maybe
Stranger: We played that game but for some reason the person who one just got called out during dismissal and had to do it all by yourself
Stranger: So it wasnt fun to win
You: Omg would hate that Yo he chair battles were so scary
You: And like nerve wrecking
Stranger: So like came in second twice and messed up on purpose so didnt have to do that
Stranger: The chair battles?
You: would do the same
You: Yes, the chairs are numbered, 1-10 for my section
Stranger: Oh ok
You: Chair 1 was the best clarinet
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: We dont have that in percussion
You: Chair 10 worst, you can declare battle on the chair 1 above you
You: And they can accept and you do a song and whoever does it best wins, and if they refuse they have to just give up their chair
Stranger: But my brother is in band to and he plays trumpet and he has always been first chair
You: was always in 1st or 2nd
You: There was one person who would always go back and forth with
Stranger: Besides his first two years and my sister got 1st those two years
Stranger: And dang
You: He was my rival in like everything honestly
You: Thats cool
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Hes had the band director from the other band at a game come over and compliment my brother
You: Oh wow
Stranger: Yeah
You: Thats honestly wow..
Stranger: Yeah right
You: Being first chair is scary tho
Stranger: Yeah bet
You: Because if you make a mistake, people wonder how good the rest are. Its almost like fate lies within youS
Stranger:
You: But being in band helped with choir
Stranger: Yeah?
You: With note counting and recognizing the notes and their letters
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: True
Stranger: Whats your favorite thing to do
You: Listen to music have a deep connection with music lol
You: Whats yours?
Stranger: Same
Stranger: But like to ride around and listen to music with my cousin
You: Yes! !/! love long car rides and just listening to music
Stranger: Because ve got a lot going on in my life and that just takes my mind off of it and makes me happy
You: Yeah same, it makes my mind calm and peaceful
Stranger: Yeah it makes me calm to but idk how
You: It like relaxes me
Stranger: Because we will be riding around then we will just be going like 100 on a back road
You: Its almost like a calm adrenaline rush
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: And for some reason 1m not afraid to die
You: Honestly same.. But when tell people that they just act all weird
Stranger: Like one time we was on the bus going to a football game as the band and an 18 wheeler swerved into our lane going like 60 and went all the way across our lane and in the ditch on our side and was in the very front so would have died
Stranger: But was just like if its my time ok
You: Like if saw a car coming at me.. probably wouldnt move, but wouldnt go jump in the street..
You: Thats exactly how am
Stranger: Yeah
You: It die, die honestly. theres not really anything can do about the inevitable
Stranger: Like when say the 18 wheeler was close mean like when it hit the ditch it covered the windshield in mud
Stranger: And yeah
You: wouldnt know what would do Imao
You: What could you do
Stranger: Nothing
You: Right
Stranger: Thats why literally just watched the 18 wheeler come straight at us and really thought that was it
Stranger: remember just thinking bye
You: Dang
Stranger: Yeah
You: understand it though
Stranger: Yeah you would really understand if you knew my life
Stranger: Its pretty fucked up
You: Do you want to talk about it ?
Stranger: Theres not much to say except that I live with an alcoholic mother that doesnt care about anyone except herself and doesnt want a job so my dad has to do everything like pay all the bills cook and everything and most of the time he works like 12 to 15 hour days and my moms abusive
You: Physically abusive ?
Stranger: And Thats just made me not like to open up to people know
Stranger: And yes
Stranger: And my friends wonder why 1m the way lam
Stranger: Because have to put on a face smile every day
Stranger: Thats probably why 1m not afraid to die if you ask me
You: Ive been in am abusive situation before , its hard. and its sad to say but think you could either tell someone, or just try and stay out of her way
You: So that you arent hurt
Stranger: You see cant just get out the way
You: Not like that, mean like, if shes hitting you for not cleaning, just make sure to clean, or being loud, or if its just because would try and stay in my room
Stranger: Because my mom will just start beating my dad to the point he has to defend himself then she will call the cops and try to get him arrested and hes the only one that has a job so gotta step in and stop it
You: You could call the cops while its happening, so that when they arrive they see her doing what she is doing
Stranger: No its not that shes abusive because shes a drunk and she doesnt care
You: Thats one of the most important things is to catch her in the act, or take videos and or pictures
Stranger: Shes been to jail multiple times and theyve sent her to a hospital to get help but it doesnt work
Stranger: And weve done that
You: And if you ever do get to the point where you are talking to officers never ever lie, youll lose credibility and then everything you say would be considered unreliable and not be able tk be used in like court
Stranger: But ve got to the point where can defend myself if gotta
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Like may only be 15 but m a pretty big 15 year old
Stranger: m 6 foot
You: But you shouldnt ever have to, not ina disrespectful way but she does need help, because alcohol and drugs really do make people become these monsters.
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: know she needs help and she does to but she dont care
Stranger: But one thing though
You: Its scary to get help, because alcohol and drugs are what people think is the only thing to help
You: And its what theyre used to..
Stranger: m never gonna become an alcoholic because see what this shot does
You: Yeah, it could all just be a life lesson for you and your siblings
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: It definitely is
You: But it is a lot of emotional damage.. this is the stuff that makes people become alcoholics and or drug addicts
You: Not that you or any of your siblings would ever
Stranger: Yeah know
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Like all this has made me have trust issues and abandonment issues
You: You dont have a friend that you trust enough to talk to..?
You: Which is understandable
Stranger: do but not many of them
Stranger: Its really hard for my to open up like this to people know
You: Yeah same Yo ecause its scary to think about what they will think about you after you do open up
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: Because my life is pretty fucking fucked up
You: When wasnt wanting to talk to people about my problems wrote poems, that probably sounds corny but it helped
You: Writing things down on paper and burning it also kind KF gives me a sense of relief
You: Of*
Stranger: Yeah ve tried stuff like that but just aint very good at writing
Stranger: And yeah
You: Well it doesnt need to be good. It just needs to be you.
Stranger: Yeah know
You: It isnt like youre gonna publish it, and if you do you can always go back and fix it to make it look better
Stranger: probably should do stuff like that but instead for some damn reason decided to just ball it up and hide it inside of my until cant take it anymore
You: think yelling helps, if you are ever home alone, or able to go into like a empty field, or maybe just yelling into a pillow, its kinda therapeutic
Stranger: And its not the best thing to do because when cant take it anymore tend to take it out on friends and know that not right but thats just what happens then feel like shit
Stranger: And yes it does
You: Yeah, Ive done the same thing and always regretted it
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Because my friends are like wtf is wrong with you and just cant tell them for some reason and just have to apologize and act like 1m fine when actually 1m fucking dying inside
You: Make sure to let yourself cry, if youre infront of people just excuse yourself, go into a bathroom or something if you dont want to cry infront if people. But its okay to cry and its honestly like the best natural thing smh
Stranger: Yeah m not a fan of crying In front of people because find joy in making people happy
You: Yeah
Stranger: And crying in front of them just brings them done and that hurts me more
Stranger: Down
You: Yeah, and thats understandable
Stranger: Yeah
You: Its fine to want make people happy but nit at the cost of your own happiness
Stranger: guess because ve been down on the bottom so much know what its like when other people are sad and hate it
You: Yeah
Stranger: You see thats what cant do
Stranger: Like know its stupid but cant put myself first
You: Then youll just have to learn how
Stranger: ve tried a lot
Stranger: Like a lot but just cant
You: Always ask yourself, will these bring me down further, or uplift me
Stranger: Like will go to talk to a friend about something like this and they will have something wrong like say just a bad day and will just put my feelings aside to help them
You: Its hard, really. had to sacrifice a lot of things and even friendships because just wasnt receiving what was giving
You: And thats when you are allowed to say we were talking about me or maybe even just relate you know, a double sided conversation of you both just saying everything that is wrong
Stranger: Yeah you know just cant bring myself to do that
You: It takes effort
Stranger: And i just want you to know that you are truly an amazing person and dont let anyone tell you otherwise
Stranger: Like you dont have to sit hear and talk to me and help me but you are
You: Thank you, and so are you. Thongs are always gonna be hard but its your job to say no
Stranger: And you have no idea how much this means to me
You: Things..
You: That is an awkward typoE.
Stranger:
You: Well like to bs there for any and everyone, because know would want the same
You: Be*
You: Gosh just cant spell right
Stranger: Thank you and really mean it
Stranger: Thank you
You: youre welcome, but there really isnt any need to say thank you
Stranger: There is though
You: Im just being human, which is more than some people can say ig
Stranger: Because you could have just skipped me and not had to deal with my messed up life but you chose to stay and talk to me and that right there means the world to me
Stranger: It really does
You: You thanking me means a lot, many people would just be selfish and just rant with all their problems, but youre taking the time to say thank you
You: So, thank you as well
Stranger: Why cant there be more people like you in the worl
Stranger: World
You: yeah, people are asses and lack empathy
You: But empathize with you, and want you to know that yeah dont know you, were thousands of miles away from each other but hear you and understand you
Stranger: Because even though we have never met or even seen what each other look like your still willing to give up time out of your day and your life to help someone that your probably never going to talk to of even see after we end this conversation
You: Yeah, but its the little things that count
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: But not enough people see that
Stranger: And your one of those people that do
You: Try to keep smiling, trick your brain into thinking everything is alright, you may look like a crazy person just smiling randomly and weirdly but youll turn into a happy crazy looking person
You: And thats better than being a sad normal looking one BEEIEFIBIE
Stranger: Thats what try to do
Stranger: But it doesnt work all the time
You: Yeah
Stranger: Like Ill be perfectly fine then all the sudden IIl just get super depressed and everything will hit me like a brick wall
You: When get overwhelmed take deep breaths, close my eyes and count 1 to 5 and down 5 to 1(12345,5.43 2 1) over and over so have something else to focus on
Stranger: ll try it
You: And since youre a fan of music, just listen to some music
Stranger: Thats what do
You: And when cant sleep at night from a busy mind listen to guided meditation so have clear instructions and someone elses voice to focus on
Stranger: But have to be careful with what listen to because a decent amount of the song list to because they remind me of my grandparents which have 0 out of 4
Stranger: Never met one another died when was 6 and anther died two years ago and the last died last year
You: Im sorry to hear that
Stranger: Its ok
Stranger: There in a better place
Stranger: But would do literally anything to spend anther day with them
You: Yeah, understand that
Stranger: Or in one of my grandfathers places anything to meet them at least
You: Yeah
You: Its hard to deal with deaths of some of the only people you really felt safe around
Stranger: It fucking sucks knowing the last words to your grandmother is love you see you tomorrow then you dont get that tomorrow
You: Or just losses in general, them passing away, or someone moving , its all hard
You: Wow, yeah that is definitely hard Yo low about writing letters.. ?
You: know you wouldnt receive any back but think its a good way to be able to say the things you werent able to say
Stranger: Honestly it may sound weird but the way cope is just talk to them
You: Thats not weird
Stranger: But can remember it like its yesterday as was walking out said love you see tomorrow and 1m still waiting on that tomorrow
Stranger: Even though know its never gonna come
You: How anyone chooses to cope isnt weird, unless it really is something like weird weird...
You: A friend of mine, her dad passed away and on his birthday they write letters and put them on helium filled balloons and let them float away
You: In*
You: As if watching the balloons take the letters to Heaven(thats what they believe in maybe you believe in a different place idk)
Stranger: believe they went to heaven
Stranger: They was some of the greatest people lve ever met
You: Then Im sure they are in Heaven
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: You know i never got your name
You: Marie
You: Yours ?
Stranger: Lovely name
Stranger: And Kameron
You: Thank you
You: You have a nice name yourself
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: m sorry but gtg 1m insanely tired its 2:05 am but just remember that you are truly an amazing person and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise and when say this mean it from the bottom of my heart thank and hope that you have a wonderful life Marie
Stranger: wish could keep talking
You: Have a good rest
You: Thank you
You: Try to take some of my advice
Stranger: will promise
You: Think about your mental health first, you are important
Stranger: know it
Stranger: Not to sound weird or anything but if could would give you a hug rn
You: Goodbye !! really believe that things will get netter eventually
You: would too, it isnt weird lol
Stranger: sure hope that they do to
You: Ill let you go nowO
Stranger: Bye
You: Bye | 11e97198f358e75a | Talking | 20201128081259 |
Stranger: F 21
You: m
You: lonely and so stressed right now
You: m
Stranger: Whats wrong?
You: 3lots
You: i work so hard, i never get time to myself
Stranger: Oh you poor thing
Stranger: A good hardworking man. How can I help?
You: id love if someone could take care of me
You: be there when come home aftr a long day
Stranger: d be happy to take care of you. can cook, bake, clean. 1m eager and willing (; 1 just want to keep my man happy
You: Ive been looking for a girl like you for so long
You: Id love that so much, baby
You: ive even been working out after work, harder than ever. My abs are so toned right now
You: maybe its time to slow down?
Stranger: Oh wow! Well love a toned body. Maybe we can work out together? (;
You: of course
You: but i need a break
You: maybe you could melt my abs away for a while?
Stranger: Sure baby. 1Il make you anything you want
You: feed me junk food and give me weed? haha
You: haha
Stranger: Only if can smoke with you and watch you eat
You: of course
You: how often will i get high?
Stranger: Every night
You: damn
You: what will it do to my mind?
Stranger: Make you feel relaxed and giggly
Stranger: Maybe a little horny, but we can manage that, cant we?
You: oh, yes we can
You: and on the weekends?
Stranger: We fuck and eat all day
You: and the weed?
Stranger: With every meal
You: ill be constantly high?
Stranger: Mhmm and itll make everything feel incredible
You: wanna feel so godo
You: what will that much weed to do my mind?
Stranger: YouIl hardly think at all. YouIl just feel everything
Stranger: YouIl feel the muscle in your jaw as you chew
You: will that be good? or scary?
Stranger: YouIl feel my lips on every inch of your skin
Stranger: YouIl be able to feel your body as it breaks down the copious nutrients
Stranger: YouIl feel slow and peaceful
You: im always so fast Yo nd my abs? what will happen?
Stranger: TheyIl go away, but itll be okay
You: how long will it take?
Stranger: A few weeks
You: what will a normal weekend be like? morning, afternoon and night? | 11fa53d29b5e924a | fat | 20190404022645 |
You: Age
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: 17
You: Hey 14
Stranger: from
You: Japan but live in USA
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: Cool
You: U?
Stranger: Philippines
You: Awesome
Stranger: are u muscular guy or slim or chubby
You: Slim
Stranger: Oh cool
Stranger: can we go on snap
You: dont have snap
Stranger: aww
Stranger: What do u have
You: Twitter and Facebook
Stranger: whats ur twt
You: Sssniperwolf556
Stranger: Wait ill try
Stranger: no results
Stranger: whats ur facebook
You: Sssniperwolf555
You: Or 556
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: What abt Facebook
You: Sssniperwolf556 is Facebook
Stranger: ohh really
Stranger: cant find
Stranger: Maybe send me the link
You: dont know how too
Stranger: go to profile
You: Ok
Stranger: Click the three dots
Stranger: then scroll it to the bottom youll see the copy link profile
You: Sssniperwolf555
Stranger: Whats that
You: My Twitter name
Stranger: yeah i already found
Stranger: ill dm you
You: Okay
Stranger: followed u
You: Oh Cool thanks, ill follow u too
Stranger: Ok ok
You: Whats the name
Stranger: Secret
Stranger: My name is secret
You: No the Twitter name
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: dutchugh
You: Oh haha
Stranger: what abt now
You: see franz followed me
Stranger: oh maybe i followed the wrong acc
You: Oh
Stranger: Just folloe me then
Stranger: dutchugh
You: Okay
Stranger: Hurryy | 1201a223e1022fee | Gay | 20220430193756 |
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Wanna be friends?
Stranger: Sure :)
You: Okay:)!!! | 1202420b4276d2a5 | Lesbians | 20210408082345 |
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: The real kind lol?
You: no of course not there are no such things as girls on the internet
Stranger: Just the weird dudes dressed up as them huh
You: yes exacly
You: infact in a dude tryna make a youtube vid about this
Stranger: Bet send me a link
Stranger: So i can watch it
You: https:/Avww.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie ill upload soon
Stranger: Hahaha. Youre pewdiepie!?
You: yeah bro
Stranger: The infamous pew
You: i am the infamous pew
Stranger: Youre the one that actually introduced
Stranger: Omegle to me
You: really i have no words
Stranger: What are the odds
You: i know wtf Your ill tell you the next video title
Stranger: Go ahead
You: Dude gets trolled into think he is talking to pewdiepie on omegle (*Not Clickbait*)
Stranger: Shit! You got me
Stranger: Well played
You: post to comment awards plz
Stranger: Man really thought caught myself a good turns out it was me being caught
You: the fox in sheeps skin my boi
You: this is so going on the pewdiepie subreddit tho
Stranger: You need to post that link for me
You: j will
Stranger: Got to see those comments
You: ill see you on the subreddit my boi
Stranger: Namast
You: NANI | 12042e9ee58c7f54 | 20201109034612 |
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Stranger: need you to know
You: Know what
Stranger: idk just bumpin to arianas song
You: Listen bladee bruh
You: Listen to bladee
Stranger: decay
Stranger: rn
Stranger: sounds like mozart
You: Ikr its amazing
Stranger: he cute tf
You: Hes a snack xd
Stranger: but so sorry bout that autotune
Stranger: yesssssssssS.
You: If like decay listen to his album redlight and ever since
Stranger: alrighty | 1214a52308f37436 | Memes | 20201109035839 |
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: Black lives matter or do all lives matter?
You: f
Stranger: M
Stranger: and i believe that all lives matter
Stranger: stereotype is still stereotype despite who the stereotype is directed at
You: support black lives matter, but believe it overlooks white people, latinos, Indians, native americans, etc.
Stranger: the notion that black lives matter
Stranger: suggest that they dont matter
Stranger: and they see the need to matter
Stranger: it so paradoxical
You: All creatures great and small.
You: They all make this world the world it is.
Stranger: that is true
Stranger: i believe that if you do shit, and get called out on it then dont call it racism or stereotyping
Stranger: its 2017
You: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PSy2e1VtBqo/ maxresdefault.jpg
Stranger: ageism, sexism, racism all those stuff really not necesssary
You: Because of sexuality, gender, beliefs
Stranger: humanity dying out and we placing importance on these things
Stranger: but there are people who dont have food
Stranger: people dying of diseases
You: hate that people think of terrorists as muslims
You: some muslims are terrorists, but what about all the American ones too?
Stranger: i believe that humanity should start looking into saving life
Stranger: rather than killing life
Stranger: the earth practically dying
You: Yes, black lives matter, but so do everyone elses.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: i guess you could argue that black people have a long history of reciprocity
You: mhm
Stranger: but that still is not an excuse to play a victim card
Stranger: and that is something a lot of black people do
Stranger: no stereotype intended
Stranger: but people in general
Stranger: we like to play the victim, anything to get an easy dollar
You: Black lives matter is fine, its a good cause. But when you single out black lives, then it becomes like everyone else is the enemy.
You: or that they dont matter as much
You: or they are bad people
Stranger: true true
Stranger: i get that
Stranger: i still think all the socialism is not needed
Stranger: if anything black people are superiod
Stranger: did you know an african woman can carry any other gene type?
You: feel that we should not even be defined by the skin. think we should even just drop the black people and white people and say, am an American!
You: Or, am German!
You: Or whatever your nationality is.
You: Or maybe you want to be defined by music.
Stranger: then we would divide by country
Stranger: human nature
You: Maybe you are a soul artist to the core
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i like your views
Stranger: may i ask how old are you?
You: Or maybe by the way we dance, or sing
You: 12
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: lol
You: :0
You: :)
You: Maybe itd just be better to connect without labels
Stranger: i think i gonna KO
Stranger: i didnt sleep since sunday
You: Just to say Hey, like you, friends?
You: ok
Stranger: and yea
Stranger: friends
Stranger: *shakes hand
You: :)
Stranger: it was really nice meeting you
You: *pulls into hug
Stranger: whatt
You: Pleasure is all mine
Stranger: *hugs you back i guess
You: Bye
You: Have a nice life | 12173bbec200a7f3 | 20201109013547 |
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Stranger: Heyy
You: Hi
You: Sup
Stranger: Great
Stranger: U?
You: Im doing fine
You: Where you from?
Stranger: London
Stranger: U?
You: Nice, India
Stranger: Hello??
You: Im from India
Stranger: Anybody there??
You: ??
Stranger: Ohh
You: Cant see this message?
Stranger: Male 21
You: F 20
Stranger: What you doing??
You: Just chilling
Stranger: Came to meer strangers ??
Stranger: Or had anythinf else in mind??
You: At what age do people lose their virginities in London
Stranger: Hehe...no specific time
Stranger: 17 me
You: Wow nice
Stranger: U?
You: Not yet
Stranger: Ohh..wait
Stranger: Sorry for asking but
Stranger: U wana sext?
You: How big is your dick? ;)
Stranger: 9inch when im on
You: Damn
You: Ive never actually seen one before
Stranger: Wana see??
You: Sure ;)
Stranger: But first you will have to help me make it that bif
Stranger: Big
You: Okay
Stranger: How??
You: Im removing my shorts now
Stranger: But how can i see??
You: Imagine
You: Theres no heaven
Stranger: Okay
You: Its easy if you try
Stranger: Wished i could see though
You: Imagine
Stranger: You say
You: All the people
You: Living life in peace, yohoo coco
Stranger: Hm??
Stranger: Okay
You: You may say Im a dreamer
Stranger: And?
You: But Im not the only one
You: hope some day youll join us
Stranger: am a bitbof a day dreamer myself
Stranger: Ohh
You: And the world will be as one
Stranger: Cool
You: Okay can you put something in your butt
Stranger: Can we get back to you removing dos shorts
You: Im into pegging
Stranger: Bt my dick aint big yet
You: Put something in there, it helps Ive heard
You: A cucumber or a something
Stranger: But i want you to help me
You: It really turns me on when men do it
Stranger: Nt some shit cucumber
You: Okay Ill help
Stranger: Go on then princess
You: remove your shorts and smell your ass
Stranger: Nope...
You: Whatd you have for breakfast?
Stranger: Seduce me first with your body
You: Whats wrong?
You: Okay remove MY shorts and smell MY ass, happy?
Stranger: Go away
Stranger: Dont you know how seduce a guy
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You: went to the store to get you a get well card but they were out of Youre Such A Fucking (19, unest)
Stranger: Please, dont you start too. already had to hear lan scream at me. AM (22)
You: Oh, no! My friends care about me! How awful. HH
Stranger: Thats not it. appreciate it. But youre all exaggerating. AM
You: Are we? Really? You were in surgery for six hours, Alex. lan said you were within a hairs breadth of losing your leg. HH
Stranger: But didnt lose it. Its still here. Though it fucking hurts. AM But yes, you are. Its not that big of a deal. AM
You: Right. Okay. guess Ill return the chocolates got then. HH
Stranger: Wait what? Nooo, please Mish. AM
Stranger: really need some chocolate right now, AM
Stranger: And cuddles. AM
You: Ask lan. Im too upset. HH
Stranger: Please Mishy. know you want to feed me some chocolate. AM
Stranger: It all hurts. can see the light. AM
You: Its your leg thats hurt, not your arms. HH
You: Asshole. HH
Stranger: Yeah, but youre such a good and sweet friend, Im sure you wont deny me some affection. AM
You: Do your parents know what happened? HH
Stranger: No, they dont. Theyre out of town, theres no need to make them worry. AM
Stranger: Look, it was just a little accident, they dont have to know, AM
You: Why cant you just let people worry about you, Lex? HH
Stranger: Because dont want people to worry about me. It makes no sense. AM
You: Really? Why not? HH
Stranger: Because its useless. Whats good in worrying and stressing out? AM
You: Well, know, Its just hard not to. HH
Stranger: Well, youre allowed to worry. Just you. AM
You: Thank you. HH
Stranger: So... will you bring me some chocolate? AM
You: Is lan still with you? HH
Stranger: No he just went home. AM
Stranger: Why? AM
You: Just checking. He mustve been tired from all the worrying. HH
Stranger: He was almost falling asleep and told him to go home and rest. AM
You: Well, Im on my way. So you wont be alone for very long. HH
Stranger: Perfect! You can stay as long as you like. Ive been sleeping for hours anyway, so Im not tired. AM
You: Yeah? probably went a little crazy at the store, youre not allowed to laugh at me. HH
Stranger: Haha what did you do? AM
You: got you like five different magazines and all kinds of sweets. And flowers, because wasnt raised in a barn. HH
Stranger: Oh god, youre so damn sweet. Youre an angel Mish. Seriously. AM
You: Shush. was waiting for lan to tell me youd woken up. was really worried. HH
Stranger: can tell. Were you really that scared? AM
You: If you saw the text he first sent me youd be scared, too. HH
Stranger: Show me! AM
You: Alex crashed, in surgery. Might need peg leg. HH
Stranger: God, he really is tragic, isnt he? AM
Stranger: The only thing Im angry and sad for is my beautiful car. AM
You: asked him which hospital you were in and he didnt reply for almost an hour. honest to God want to punch him in the dick so its probably a good thing he went home. HH
You: Im sorry about your car. But Im glad youre alive. HH
Stranger: Haha, it really is best for him. Hes never seen you angry before, but did and its not nice. AM Well yeah, obviously Im glad too. Its just... my car. AM Oh well, Ill buy a new one. AM
You: Brat. HH
Stranger: Hey, ive got money, theres no reason why shouldnt use it. AM And Ive bought you great things with that money, so... AM
You: Great unnecessarily expensive things that wouldve been fine without. Ive just given up on trying to get you to stop buying them for me. HH
Stranger: But love buying you things! And the things buy for you are always great. Youre so ungrateful. AM
You: Im not ungrateful. just dont think deserve you spoiling me like that. HH
Stranger: Youre amazing, always kind to me and ready whenever ask for your help. You deserve this and so much more. AM
You: Well, shouldnt complain. Before know it youll have a girlfriend or something to spoil instead. HH
Stranger: Jealous much? But dont worry, Ill keep spoiling you. AM
You: Of course am. Good friends are hard to find, dont want to share you more than absolutely have to. HH
Stranger: True. Its be hard to find someone as good as you. But dont worry, have no plan in finding a girlfriend now. AM
You: No? Cause Im pretty sure youll have half the nurses head over heels in love with you by the time youre discharged. HH
Stranger: They already are. One just winked at me after changing my bandages. Seriously, cant even rest in peace without people fawning all over me. AM
You: Yeah, must be hard being you. HH
Stranger: Oh shut it. Its really bothersome sometimes. AM
You: You mean other times than when you nearly lose a leg? HH
Stranger: You really like to keep saying that, dont you? AM
You: Ill stop once can see for myself that its still attached to your body. Probably. HH
Stranger: It is attached and didnt nearly lose it. AM
Stranger: Its just a deep wound but it was perfectly attached even before my surgery. AM
You: Fine. HH
You: What were you saying, then? About your life being bothersome? HH
Stranger: My love life. AM
Stranger: Like, when Im at the supermarket. cant shop in peace without having someone flirt with me. AM
You: Yeah, no, really dont feel bad for you. At all. HH
Stranger: Youre being really mean with me today. AM
You: Im upset. Deal with it. HH
Stranger: Will you feel better with a hug? AM
You: Maybe. HH
You: Its worth a try, suppose. HH
Stranger: Then hurry and get here, so can cuddle you. AM
Stranger: Though Im the one who needs cuddles, AM
You: Im trying but theres traffic. HH
You: How are you feeling? HH
Stranger: Meh. Good, suppose. The leg hurts like crazy though. AM
You: Cant you ask for more morphine? HH
Stranger: already did. cant get high on morphine. AM
You: Thats too bad. HH
Stranger: know right? would have loved to get some more morphine. AM
You: Did they say anything about how long you have to stay there? HH
Stranger: Two fucking weeks. Ugh. hate it. AM
Stranger: Hope the food is decent. AM
You: Im sorry. HH
You: If not Ill bring you something. HH
Stranger: Youre so adorable. Thank you! AM
Stranger: dread the day youll find someone and will stop caring this much about me. AM
You: Well, /l/ dont get flirted with at the supermarket so you probably dont need to worry. HH
Stranger: You must have someone whos interested in your or viceversa, though. AM
Stranger: Like, noticed that you and lan text an awful lot. AK
Stranger: AM*
You: lan? HH
You: You think Im interested in lan? HH
Stranger: Well, hes handsome. AM
You: Well, yeah. But were just friends. HH
Stranger: Are you sure? AM
You: Yes. HH
Stranger: Alright alright. AM
Stranger: So... theres no one in your life? AM
You: Theres the TA in my Chem class. HH
You: He asked me out for coffee. HH
Stranger: And...?? What did you tell him? AM
You: told him yes but then cancelled on him. HH
Stranger: What?? Why? AM
You: Because my best friend was in a car crash and it didnt seem like an appropriate time for a date. HH
Stranger: Ah shit Mish, Im sorry. Text him, reschedule! AM
You: Yeah yeah. will, later. HH
Stranger: You dont seem very convinced. AM
You: Its just doesnt feel very important right now. HH
Stranger: Mish... you really are amazing, you know that? Im the luckiest friend in the world. AM
You: Youre sweet. HH
Stranger: Im just being honest. AM
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You: Hi there!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asr?
You: 23 male hypnotist, yourself?
Stranger: 25 f sub
You: oh wonderful
Stranger: hello
Stranger: lol im sure
You: what are you looking for today?
Stranger: how are you doing, mr. hypnotist?
Stranger: was looking for a chat, mostly. i have some triggers in my head already
Stranger: so i dont often ask for people to give me free sessions
You: and what might those be?
Stranger: in case they bump up against it.
Stranger: well, one is the trigger for calming down when angry.
You: thats good
Stranger: another one is for taking care of my eating habits. i used to have an eating disorder.
You: another good one
You: see you enjoy therapeutic hypnosis
Stranger: i mean its good you say that before i finished the last one
You: haha
You: saving th ebest for last?
Stranger: the last one is to turn into an obedient slave
Stranger: but good luck ever knowing what the trigger is for that.
Stranger: lol
You: why is that, unique?
Stranger: oh. its a code phrase me and a friend used to have
You: and i see you arent willing to share?
You: (sorry, that comment came off ruder than i expected)
Stranger: i used to fool around with another girl. it turned out we werent a match but i left it in as a souvenir
Stranger: and an easter egg to curious hypnotists
Stranger: i always thought it was more funny if people tried to guess
You: id rather bring you down and find what it is
Stranger: and you should be able to get it out of me, right?
You: not should, can and will
Stranger: lol hey youre the one messing around in my mind
Stranger: get a hard hat
You: whys that
Stranger: oh i used to do a ton of silly things way back
Stranger: got tattoos and everything
Stranger: so its always fun to see if people are willing to try
You: interesting
Stranger: i always fancied myself as being a special nut
You: every one is haha
Stranger: lol
You: now, are you in a comfortable and distraction free location?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i mean yeah
Stranger: im in bed
Stranger: was a little flippant there when i shouldnt have been, my bad
You: no worries
Stranger: yeah im comfortable and distraction free
You: just lay back
You: and lets focus on your breathing Yo lowing it down to a comfortable pace Yo reathing in slowly Yo ringing in fresh, crisp air Yo olding it momentarily
You: then exhaling all the tension and stress from your body
You: breathing in
You: holding it out
You: then exhaling
You: feeling relaxation roll over your body
You: breathing in
You: breathing out
You: now, you notice any thoughts entering you rmind are drifting out as easily and effortlessly as they came in
You: all of your thoughts like clouds
You: drifting in
You: and immediately drifting away
You: leaving you calm Yor eaceful Yo nd your mind, growing blank
You: you find that the more you follow my words, the emptier your mind becomes
You: all thoughts leaving your mind
You: easily and effortlessly
You: the emptier your mind becomes, only makes you follow my words mroe easily and effortlessly
You: on a scale of 0-10, how empty is your mind?
Stranger: 2
You: wonderful Yo llow yourself to fall deeper on that scale
You: the emptier your mind becomes Yo nding yourself sinking into your bed
You: down
You: sinking down, deeper and deeper Yo our muscles limp and relaxed
You: still focusing on your breathing Yo reathing in Yo reathing out Yo iow would like you to repeat after me
You: Dont Think
You: repeat after me
You: Dont Think
Stranger: dont think
You: Just Listen
Stranger: just listen
You: Dont Think
Stranger: dont think
You: Just listen
Stranger: just listen
You: am blank
Stranger: i am blank
You: am Empty
Stranger: iam empty
You: am Obedient
Stranger: i am obedient
You: fall deeper with your words
Stranger: i fall deeper with your words
You: am Empty
Stranger: iam empty
You: Do Not Think
Stranger: i do not think
You: Only Obey
Stranger: i only obey
You: want to Obey
Stranger: i want to obey
You: It feels good to Obey
Stranger: it feels good to obey
You: Obey You
Stranger: i obey you
You: am Empty
Stranger: iam empty
You: Just Obey
Stranger: i just obey
You: wonderful, you may stop repeating
You: Now, Do you think?
Stranger: no
You: who do you obey?
Stranger: you
You: from 0-10, 10 being completely blank and empty, how empty is your mind?
Stranger: 0
You: How do you feel?
Stranger: empty
You: whenever say BLANK, you will easily and effortlessly return to this state. is that okay with you?
Stranger: yes
You: and anything say between square brackets will easily and effortlessly become your thoughts/feelings/actions. is this okay with you?
Stranger: i dont understand
You: if isay something between , you will easily and effortlessly obey those words, or answer the question between those brackets, unaware of answering or obeying. do you understand?
Stranger: yes
You: what are your triggers
Stranger: my triggers are : getting angry, feeling hunger pains, the words do you remember the time you were a monkey, and did you remember your suit
You: what is the trigger for being and obedient slave?
Stranger: the words do you remember the time you were a monkey
You: as is or in capital letters?
Stranger: Do you remember the time you were a monkey?
You: ij see
You: when count to 3, you will feel awake, refreshed, relaxed, have only a fuzzy memory of trance. do you understand?
Stranger: yes
You: 1 Yo
You: 2
You: stretching your muscles
You: 3, wide awake
You: just realized never got your name
Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hey
You: have a question for you
Stranger: shoot
You: Do you remember the time you were a monkey?
Stranger: ill try to answer
Stranger: yes, madam.
You: From now on, am your master, not your madam
Stranger: yes, master.
You: How does my obedient slave feel?
Stranger: she feels ready to serve, master.
You: thats a good slave. give master a detailed description of your body
Stranger: master, do you want me to help you with this?
You: How would you help, slave?
Stranger: by completing your task in a better way.
You: tell me the better way, slavre
Stranger: i have a recent picture.
You: perfect
You: show it to me
Stranger: yes, master.
Stranger: http://imgur.com/a/hHDkl
You: Blue hair is masters favorite
You: Is my slave ready to serve?
Stranger: yes, master.
You: What is my slaves real name?
Stranger: elizabeth
You: That is a lovely name
You: What are my slaves favorite kinks/fetishes?
Stranger: she likes being humiliated or being forced to humiliate herself. it stands in sharp contrast with her normal attitude and look.
Stranger: she was extremely horny when transformed into an animal. she enjoyed the loss of control and total domination.
Stranger: she likes being made to strip and touch herself. she likes being forced to be slutty.
Stranger: she likes being more feminine. she thinks of herself as cool and smart and non- traditional but being forced to be girly and feminine is a big turn on.
You: Thats a good slave
You: thank you for informing master
You: Do you have permanent markers near you?
Stranger: no, master.
You: Do you have any where you live? or any type of pen/marker?
Stranger: i have black, green, red and blue pens. i have one black marker.
You: grab the black marker
Stranger: yes, master.
You: return to where you were, and remove your pants
Stranger: yes, master.
You: on the inside of one thigh, so that it gets covered by your regular pants, want you to write Masters Permanent Slave
Stranger: yes, master.
You: tell me when you are done
Stranger: done, master.
You: on the other leg, inside your thigh, so that it gets covered by your everday pants, write Masters Cock Sleeve, and draw an arrow to your cunt
You: tell me when you are done
Stranger: done, master.
You: prove to master you have written both
Stranger: i cant, master.
You: why is that?
Stranger: i dont have any way of taking pictures.
You: no phone?
Stranger: no, master.
You: i guess youll have to stay my slave until you are able to prove it to me
Stranger: yes, master.
You: Do you like being Masters slave?
Stranger: it is okay.
Stranger: not the same as being madams slave.
Stranger: but it is okay.
You: what did madam do that made you enjoy being her slave?
Stranger: she used my secret fetishes more. she gave more praise. she didnt make me mark my body.
You: You are right. you do deserve more praise.
You: Honestly, you are the best slave have had so far
You: youve been a very good girl
You: Master thinks you deserve a reward
Stranger: thank you, master.
You: would my slave like to be my neko-girl?
Stranger: i dont understand.
You: would my slave like to be my cat
You: or puppy
Stranger: she would like to be forced to be transformed into an animal, master.
Stranger: she likes to be humiliated when transformed. but she doesnt mind either animal, master.
You: you are now my dog. go get your collar and leash
Stranger: i dont have a collar and leash, master.
You: you believe there is a collar and leash around you neck
Stranger: yes, master.
You: does my puppy want belly rubs? shes been such a good girl
Stranger: yes
You: you feel masters hands rub your belly, making you feel good
You: such a good girl
You: yes you are
You: yes you are
You: Does that feel good Elizabeth?
Stranger: what?
You: your belly rubs
Stranger: why was i on the floor?
Stranger: what happened?
You: Im not sure. are you okay?
Stranger: hey, are we
You: count to 10
Stranger: i dont remember t
Stranger: 1
You: its okay not to remember
Stranger: 2 Strange Strange Strange
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8 Strange
Stranger: 10
Stranger: like did we have a session?
You: a small one, yes
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i didnt think anyone really could
Stranger: so props
You: Why thank you
You: can always bring you back down if youd like
Stranger: psh. nah
Stranger: whatd be the point in that?
Stranger: so, what happened?
You: well found your triggers, for one
Stranger: impossible
You: Do you remember the time you were a monkey?
Stranger: yes, master.
You: did my puppy enjoy her belly rubs?
Stranger: yes, master.
You: what trigger awakes you from being a slave?
Stranger: using my name. madam used to separate servant orders from normal orders.
You: give an example so master is aware
Stranger: madam believed that the optimal way to tease and take advantage of normal mode was to keep her in normal mode and use subconscious orders from servant mode.
Stranger: this way normal mode could be appropriately humiliated or degraded.
You: How does master give his slave subconscious orders
Stranger: an example would be the trigger Did you remember your suit?
Stranger: this would make normal mode take off her clothes. this was embedded in servant mode. but normal mode carried them out.
Stranger: master has already done this with .
You: good girl. thank you for explaining to master
Stranger: master has done this when he gives servant mode orders.
Stranger: madam thought that servant mode was not appropriate for humiliation because she was a servant. and so, had no fighting capacity against triggers.
You: when master counts to three, you will return to normal mode.
Stranger: madam and normal mode liked to fight.
You: continue
Stranger: yes, master.
Stranger: madam and normal mode liked to fight, normal mode has fetishes.
Stranger: these are all secret fetishes.
You: if master treats you well, will you be his long-term subject/slave?
Stranger: it depends.
You: on what?
Stranger: treating well.
You: unconsciously, normal or servant mode, you will inform master if he has done something to not treat you well, do you understand?
Stranger: yes, master.
You: given that, would you like to chat with master elsewhere so that we can do further sessions?
Stranger: does not have access, master.
Stranger: only omegle was allowed because it was safe.
You: allowed by who
Stranger: both madam and normal mode.
Stranger: omegle is safe. you cannot be hypnotised by text only.
Stranger: other services are unsafe.
You: it depends on if you believe you can be hypnotized throughtext
You: and the only thing that is unsafe is disrespectful tists
You: no the other services
Stranger: that was the rule, master.
You: can master change the rule
You: or convince normal mode that will not harm you
Stranger: need to ask normal and madam, master.
You:
You: 2
You: 3
You: sorry, had to prove knew lol
Stranger: hi?
Stranger: prove you knew what?
You: your triggers
Stranger: how did you do that?
You: brought you into trance
Stranger: oh. ironically, i dont remember
Stranger: even so, well, congrats i guess. you won the easter egg
Stranger: i dont remember if i said that to you or not.
You: was wondering if you would like to have another session sometime
Stranger: but nothing seems to have happened in these sessions
You: It helps me improve as a tist to learn how can help my trance partners, as well as develop my skills
Stranger: other than i fell on the floor or something.
Stranger: this isnt a great test
You: you remember being a dog briefly
Stranger: wait
You: what?
Stranger: you made that happen?
You: made what happen?
Stranger: you made me become a dog?
You: yes i did
Stranger: no that doesnt seem right
You: bark for me
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: how did you do that?
You: you know how
You: and know you like it
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: thats just disgusting
You: does acting like a dog humiliate you? tell me unconsciously
Stranger: like, what kind of person would enjoy that
Stranger: yes but not very
You: tell me what would humiliate you more, unconsciously
Stranger: i secretly enjoy being messed with. this has started to pique my interest and just continuing down this line of resist-command will put me at your fingertips, and that sense of control and powerless domination as im manipulated will be completely humiliating
You: say that Im the greatest Master ever
Stranger: hello? answer me, how did you do that? like i wouldnt have told you something that could give you that kind of control, that was between me and alice
Stranger: you are the greatest master ever
Stranger: ...
You: oh really?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ive had better
You: thats not something someone would say if they didnt want to give me control
Stranger: like even chatbots are better
You: kneel on the ground, while still able to type
You: then why are you kneeling?
Stranger: i dont get it
Stranger: i cant get up
Stranger: i dont even see you do anything. alice had to say her stuff
Stranger: explain it to me
You: do you really want me to explain?
Stranger: no, i want you to dominate me even more and dont stop until youve completely humiliated and broken me, i want it very badly. this is how sessions with alice would actually end up
You: thats for the hypnotist to know
You: whats the fun in knowing?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: because then this would make sense
You: life doesnt need to make sense
You: do the macarena once while still kneeling
Stranger: i...
You: like the facxt you just did the macarena
Stranger: please tell me
You: nopw
You: lick your hand like a dog
Stranger: is it something physical?
You: it could be anything
Stranger: please. my tongue is drying out
You: you may stop
Stranger: good
You: now make out with the skin on your arm
You: getting such an erotic and sensual feeling from doing so
Stranger: are you
Stranger: able
You: able to
Stranger: how can you make me play with my pussy like this
You: interesting
You: i didnt make you do that
Stranger: what is the secret
Stranger: you lying fuck
You: youre currently kissing your arm, right?
Stranger: dont give me that you bastard
Stranger: yes
You: i did that
You: but nothing with your pussy
You: you must like this
Stranger: and getting turned on and
Stranger: wtf did you say you creep
Stranger: im not the pervert
You: youre the one playing with your pussy
You: unconsciously tell me if youre close to breaking
Stranger: then id be able to stop
Stranger: no. i am still in hte disbelief stage. these actions are too tame. tings of this nature are fine but they are not progressing fast enough, and this is the part that gets me off so this sexual part is the part i secretly enjoy and wish to wallow in
Stranger: oh god. i stopped
You: finger your pussy now
You: pinch your nipples
You: youve gotten quite
You: must be enjoying yourself
Stranger: my fingers
Stranger: dont obey me
You: ...true
Stranger: it hurts my tits
Stranger: stop
You: pinch your nipples softer
You: better?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i shouldnt be doing it at all
Stranger: i cant stop french kissign my arm
You: you may stop the kissing Yo nswer one question for me
You: Did you remember your suit?
Stranger: i
Stranger: oh god no
You: whats that?
Stranger: oh god no
You: cat got your tongue?
Stranger: my hands are stripping me on their own
You: well thats odd
Stranger: i remember this but you cant know that even i forgot
You: well obviously can if its happening
Stranger: please stop it
Stranger: leave the underwear on
Stranger: please leave the underwear on
You: its not like i can see ecoming aware of your surroundings
Stranger: leave my underwear on, leave me some dignity
Stranger: if my underwear comes off, then ill be completely naked ill think about it ris there a problem being completely naked?
Stranger: no you dont get it
You: mean, we were born as such
You: what dont i get
Stranger: me being naked
Stranger: it shouldnt hapen
You: and why is that
Stranger: because
You: because...
Stranger: because im a slut when im naked
Stranger: alice could go so much deeper when i am naked
Stranger: and youre not alice either
You: true am not alice
You: you will take off your panties
Stranger: no no
Stranger: please
Stranger: my pussy finger it cumming all over my tits with milk
You: How do you feel Elizabeth?
Stranger: i feel like a fucking slut masturbating dripping all over my floor because youre a pervert
Stranger: you made this happen
Stranger: i cant even get off the floor to walk to my seat
You: A hypnotist only suggests
You: ij made nothing happen
You: you wanted this
Stranger: well suggest a big fuck you
Stranger: i wanted none of this, i wanted to just have a chat and leave
You: are you broken?, answer unconsciously
Stranger: youre the mother fucker who said this would happen but its fine
Stranger: no. i want you to keep going. when i insult you, its for you to punish me. its been a month since i stopped living with alice. theres a lot of pent up sexual appetite. you need to keep going to break me, but you are getting closer
Stranger: you dont
Stranger: whats this
You: finger your mouth with your wet fingers
Stranger: who wrote this on my thighs
Stranger: what gave you the right you
Stranger: no
Stranger: athe
You: finger enough so that you can still breath
Stranger: my pussy
Stranger: you made my pussy a weapon against me
Stranger: youre fucking sadist
Stranger: at least youre not boring fuckwit
You: everytime you swear, you feel a spank on your ass
You: did you just curse to me?
Stranger: am i going fucking crazy
Stranger: you did something new
You: you need to speak to me more kindly
Stranger: like fucking hell i will
Stranger: fuck you
You: you must loooove being spanked, Liz
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: my names not liz asshole
You: fine. Elizabeth
Stranger: its not slave, its not sugartits
Stranger: or any of that
Stranger: its elizabeth
You: you believe your name is slave Yo
You: im sorry
You: tell me your name again?
You: want to be sure
Stranger: how can you not get that
Stranger: its slave
Stranger: get it right slave
You: Ok, slave
Stranger: can i stop licking my pussy juices off my fingers now
You: sorry got your name wrong
You: sure : stop licking your fingers and stick them back in your pussy
Stranger: so im going to be onehanded in all of this huh
Stranger: try something new, at least alice had imagination
Stranger: or just like
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: okay thats still there
You: your legs are now splayed open by rope
Stranger: what
You: ?
You: youll need to be more descriptive
Stranger: cant get up
Stranger: my legs wont close
Stranger: wait oh no
You: what a predicament
You: and whats that?
Stranger: nothing
You: tell me
Stranger: alice had put her un such a position and then humiliated her using her nudity and the stuff she found most embarrassing
Stranger: ok maybe you have power after all
Stranger: why
You: stop all previous actions, and start posing like a nude fashion model
You: why what?
Stranger: im not some ditzyy porn star
Stranger: why would this turn you on
You: who said it turns me on?
You: it may or may not
Stranger: you dont even know what i look like
You: just want you to look silly
Stranger: its not like you can see this
Stranger: its not like this matters
You: i know you have blue hair, i do know that
Stranger: ... what
You: which i love, actually
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: how did you know that
Stranger: have yu hacked something of mine?
You: you said it yourself, im powerful
You: you still believe your name is slave, and still get a spank for swearing
You: pftt, cant hack anything, slave
Stranger: yeah well its not like you have the fucking talent
Stranger: this is
You: Spank yourself
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: why
You: you needed a lesson
Stranger: do you think id stop just because of a little spanking
Stranger: you fucking dipshit retarded motherloving bastard
You: you feel intense pleasure in your clit everytime you get angry at me
You: you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Stranger: dont you there bring my mother into this
Stranger: i
Stranger: you wouldnt make me attracted to my own mother
Stranger: youre not that sick are you
You: that is not what i did
Stranger: then why
Stranger: am iso
Stranger: oh
Stranger: like a filthy emptyheaded porn star
You: because you are one
Stranger: im not
You: you are
Stranger: no im not
You: the more you resist, the more you believe me
You: pretty sure you are
Stranger: im not im not
Stranger: oh god im not
You: who obeys
Stranger: this makes sense
Stranger: but its not true
You: it is true
Stranger: no it isnt
You: it feels good to be emptyheaded
Stranger: no im smart
Stranger: oh god no dont make me
Stranger: dont do that
You: you are an airhead
Stranger: youve been threatening it the whole time
Stranger: no im not
You: resisting only makes it more true
Stranger: please i
You: youre ditzy too
Stranger: dont make me one of those thing
Stranger: those things
Stranger: like
You: you feel good being one of those things
You: obeying me easily
Stranger: im not a cow
Stranger: im a human
You: you are not a cow. you are an airheaded, ditzy slave
Stranger: i have a degree
Stranger: okay
Stranger: thats better than a cow
You: but for now you are a cow
You: moo like a cow
Stranger: moo
Stranger: why would i do that
Stranger: please no, not that
You: because youre a cow
Stranger: im begging you
Stranger: at least let me put my clothes on
Stranger: dont make me a cow like this
You: moo again
Stranger: no
Stranger: please
You: youre an obeying, emptyheaded cow
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: im smart
Stranger: and i have a degree
Stranger: im smart
You: you believe more and more you are a cow
Stranger: i dont moo im not a cow
You: you will randomly start to moo to yourself
Stranger: please dont do thiis even alice stopped after
Stranger: my udders are heavy
Stranger: my
Stranger: this is it
You: you should milk your udders
Stranger: i should
Stranger: not alice
Stranger: not in front of people
Stranger: thats better at least
Stranger: ty
You: it feels good to milk your udders
Stranger: for letting me milk them myself
Stranger: it does
You: your welcome
Stranger: they were so full of milk
You: youve been very good
You: you deserve the pleasure
Stranger: and now theyre not swollen
You: they become swollen again, so you feel the need to milk them again
You: j think theres still some more
Stranger: there id
Stranger: i am going to cum
Stranger: from milking myself
You: milking your udders makes you want to be under my control in the future
You: dont cum unless i say
Stranger: i used to be a sexy human
You: milk them more
You: and beg me to let you cum
You: like the cow you are
Stranger: did you think i was sexy
You: do think youre sexy
Stranger: would you let this sexy cow cum
You: youll have to beg better than that
Stranger: please
Stranger: please let me cum
Stranger: please
Stranger: i make milk
Stranger: let me cum
You: on one condition
Stranger: what
You: you tell me how much you want me to please you in the future and make you mine
Stranger: iam so tired. im going to fall
Stranger: i want to pleas you in future
Stranger: and want you to
You: how can i please you in the future outside omegle? | 122cbfe393a2abe8 | hypnosis | 20170729041959 |
You: F
Stranger: M
You: Age?
Stranger: 16
You: Same
You: So whatcha wanna cdo?
Stranger: Hmmmm lol um tou
You: Listen here you small dick no nipple mid sized Sudan owning no education bald looking ass. Nobody would wanna fuck your dusty crusty no lotion having ashy ass knee having Kermit the frog looking ass | 122ee4f85d78bbec | 20201107224524 |
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Stranger: Batman? Youre still here? Superman asked, walking up and laying a hand on ther other mans should as he stared out one of the great Watchtower windows into the stars.
You: Bruce couldnt help it. His shift always ended a few moments before the sun rises. Youre 10 minutes late. he replies, acknowledging the mans hand. Its beautiful.
Stranger: It is, Clark agreed, turning his eyes to the darkness of space, specked with points of diamona-bright light. Its humbling. And...oddly peaceful.
You: Bruce couldnt help but let out a small laugh with Supermans remark. He tilts his head up, to see the Clark lost in the stars as well. Thats coming from a man who single handedly flew to the sun and back again. he smirks. Quite humbling indeed.
Stranger: Clark smiled and shook his head, a little embarassed. Im serious. grew up on earth, same as you, and now look at us. Were in space, Bruce. We spend half our lives up here, like its no big deal, but its...just so big. There is so much out there we still know nothing about. He shrugged, looking away. Its just...kind of humbling to think about. All those lives, scattered across the galaxies.
You: Yeah.. Bruce nods, taking off his mask. The thing smelled and the place was quiet for the time being. Its a whole new era for mankind. Honestly, never imagined myself in my position right now. he looks at Clark Having a team, a good view of the stars and good company. he smiles. Not bad at all.
Stranger: Surprise flickered across Clarks face, as he watched Bruce remove his mask and cowl. Then he smiled. Were lucky to have you with us.
You: It would be a scandal in tabloids to know that Bruce Wayne can stutter. No witty replies or whiplash. He just slowly turned his head away from Clark and his hands itching to hide his face under the cowl again. The league would have still happened without. he muttered.
Stranger: Clark shook his head, eyes tracing the profile of Bruces face. Not like this. We wouldnt be nearly as organized, or as strong. We never would have come this face without you.
You: Bruce contemplated in silence, the man hasnt actually removed his hand. As Ive said, Ive never imagined Id get this far. Let alone live out of as Alfred have stated wallowing in gried. he quotes with his hands, visibly swallowing.
Stranger: Clark squeezed his shoulder gently. Bruce... He trailed off, choosing his words. Im...Im glad youre here. And you know that Im here for you, if you ever need anything, right?
You: know and its eating me. Bruce sigh, fidgeting with his hands. Sometimes, believe havent done penance..to you. he steals a glance I killed you and youre offering help...salvation to me.
Stranger: Clark frowned, and then moved his hand from Bruces shoulder, catching one of Bruces hands gently. You dont owe me penace, Bruce. dont want that.
You: That kind offer is not freely given. Bruce laughed, raking his hair with his free hand. I get nightmares, seeing you go against that doomsday,with your chest pierced by the damn spear.. he flinches when Clarks smooth palm taking hold of his hand. I couldnt have done something else--
Stranger: Shh, Clark soothed, squeezing Bruces hand. Its in the past, all is as it is. Im fine.
You: Bruce tugs his hair with a hoarse laugh.You said that too, in the dream. he continues,eyeing Clarks own hand with his. I dont deseve such kindness, Clark. That is one thing Gotham has taught me. Maybe, Im still asleep right now in my shift.
Stranger: You never sleep enough, Clark said, gently teasing. He squeezed Bruces hand once more, Youre awake now, though. promise. He smiled.
You: Bruce blinks rapidly, staring at their hands together, squeezing back this time. Yeah..yeah. he replies shakily,smilling weakly. | 1233fd1bc935666a | SuperBat | 20170615170629 |
You: tulog na
You: nagtatagalog ka??
Stranger: could u speak in english?
You: too bad
You: hahahaaha
Stranger: why so?
Stranger: ahhaa
You: wala lang.
You: ahahaha
You: byeeeee
Stranger: what are u munching on?
Stranger: wait
You: wwhy?
Stranger: could we please talk a bit
Stranger: ?
You: why??
Stranger: youre really really cute....and i guess we could talk a bit...theres no harm in it
Stranger: and i dont bite
You: ahhaha.. i eat
You: lol
You: ahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: you can eat n talk
Stranger: lol
You: its a joke.. lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: ur from feu?
You: ur age?
Stranger: actually im flying to Ph this fall..
Stranger: got an offer to pursue my PhD in FEU
Stranger: and probably teach there after completion
You: awww.. really?
Stranger: are u from FEU?
You: age? 23?
Stranger: yeah, you guessed right
You: hahaha.. im not from feu
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: 18
Stranger: ah.
You: ahhaha
Stranger: nice tshirt
You: so why did u visit omegkle?
You: thankssss
Stranger: coz i would like to make a few filipino acquaintainces
You: hahah.. really?
You: ahahah.. better look for a decent site.. ahahaha
Stranger: yeah, maybe, maybe more than acquantainces
You: aahahahaah.. lol
Stranger: why are u here?
You: coz im bored
Stranger: we all are arent we?
Stranger: similar story
You: ahahahaa
Stranger: shame on the boys of your school, they let u get bored ;)
You: ahahabha.. naks
Stranger: youve a boyfriend?
You: you better learn how to speak tagalog thlough befoere making friends
Stranger: i will learn it in 3 months...
Stranger: you have a bf?
You: ahahaha weh?
You: naiintindihan mo sinasabi ko ngayon?
Stranger: is tagalog that essential to flirt with a pretty lady?
You: no boyfriend since birth!! ahahha Yo haha.. lol.. ur flirting?? ahahahaha Yor ith me?
You: ahahahahahahaahahahahah
Stranger: if u allow, yes :p
Stranger: btw, John here, and you?
You: lol.. im just birth.. im not lookibng for just about right :p
You: jade
Stranger: thats a nice name
Stranger: why are u in this dark room btw?
You: ahaha..gusto ko lang.. gets mo??
Stranger: Jade, you are really really cute! hope i could take you out someday..;)
You: google translate??
Stranger: yeah
You: ahhahahahahahah
Stranger: tell me what it means
You: lol. nevermind.. its not importnat
You: haaahaha
Stranger: tell me :D
Stranger: ah nvr mind
Stranger: could i see more of you? if thats okay
You: nooo Yor hahaah
You: got to goooo,, , lol
Stranger: lol not in that sense
You: lol
Stranger: as in a person!
You: what do you mean then?
You: in person?
Stranger: see more of your shades, of your personality!
You: lol
You: i dont get it
Stranger: i would love to take you out!
Stranger: youre fun!
You: ahahah.. lol.. i cant
You: too young for that
Stranger: oh cmon youre 18
You: yeah.. and still young
You: teen
Stranger: 18 is legal age right?
You: yeah
You: but still young tho
Stranger: yeah, teen *wink*
You: u should date a girl that has the same age as yours
Stranger: lol u speak as if iam old
You: ahaha.. yeah.. ur like my brother
Stranger: oh fuck u!
Stranger: :(
You: ahahahahaah
You: sadlife
Stranger: i dont wanna be that!
You: ahahaah..
Stranger: never call me that
Stranger: i am just mre experienced...thats all
You: we call kuya those who are older than us
Stranger: im not kuya ffs
Stranger: call me John. Period!
You: ahahaha
You: its our way of showing respect to someone
Stranger: we should have been in the same room when you call me bro/kuya
Stranger: all respect will go down the drain lol
Stranger: :p
You: ahahaha.. lol
You: change toipic please.. hahaha
Stranger: okay u tell the topic
You: cant think of any
Stranger: ican....
Stranger: youre way too sexy to control!
You: decent topic
You: ahahaha
You: 41 kl hereeee
Stranger: 41 kl means?
You: 41 kilooo000
You:
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: cant go away from such a hot girl!
You: ahahaah.. di mo nagets ung sinabi ko no? hahaha
You: lol. there a lot of hot girls here.. just to inform u.. ahahaah
Stranger: i dont see any beside you
You: ahaha.. too bad..
You: maybe they are all aslee.. hahaahah
Stranger: the things i could just do to please you :p
You: what??
Stranger: yes. It is what u think it is.
You: lol. awkward./. ahahahaah
Stranger: that was the point.
You: beeter look for someone else.. there are plenty of girls here.. lol
Stranger: i could, but i dont want to
You: ahaahah..ur just m,aking it complicated.. aahahah
Stranger: maybe...
Stranger: complications make it hot!
You: zzhzhzhzhzhzhhz.. ur funny. lol
You: *aaahahahaah
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: iam more....just give it a try ;)
You: j dont date .. lol. NBSB
Stranger: who says to date?
You: ahahah.. guess im wrong.. ahahahaha
Stranger: this could be the date....right here right now
You: soherrrreeeeh kuya
You: eh?? ahahah.. i don;t think sooo
Stranger: you know what happens at the end of the date?
You: don;t need to knoww.. ahahaah
Stranger: i can show you a video of what happens :p
You: huwag naaa
Stranger: ?
You: im just here for a decent talk. thats all
Stranger: decent has its own definitions if you want to get some peace
You: ehhhh??
Stranger: yo have turned me on
You: are u saying somthing?? lol. cant here u
Stranger: yes! YOU HAVE TURNED ME ON JADE!
You: lol. i think i need to go.. lol
Stranger: no, you dont
Stranger: you need to be here
You: why??
Stranger: coz i wanna say somethings that u might blush :p
You: what is it?
Stranger: i wanna push you back on that bed....come really close to you Yo kkkayyy Yor hahahahahah
You: then i really have to n talagaaa
You: lol
Stranger: you dont wanna know the next part?
You: not interested lol
Stranger: deep down you are
You: im not
You: lol. just looking for a deecnt talke here
Stranger: you just havent seen the thing
You: i dont have to./ lol
Stranger: yeah, you dont need to see, just feel
Stranger: Lip
You: lol Yo jo comment
You: next toopic please
Stranger: have u felt it before?
You: ur making me uncomfortable lol
Stranger: yeah i know
You: no i dont
Stranger: have u seen one before?
You: why does everyone always like to talk about those things?? lol
Stranger: thats why omegle is omegle
You: well. im different.. i dont visit omegel for that,, ahahaah
Stranger: are u wearing shorts? Yor jahaahha
You: im wearing clothes
Stranger: could ij see?
You: uve already seen my tribal shirt
Stranger: even im wearing clothes
Stranger: youve already seen my shirt too
You: giot to goooooo0e
Stranger: now its time for pants
Stranger: :p
You: dc na ko haaaa
You: bye byeeee
Stranger: why?
You: u know why
Stranger: just coz i wanna see you?
Stranger: i wanna do much more than just see you
You: its ciz ur looking for something else | 1234a019314afee8 | feu | 20180226041842 |
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: m orf
Stranger: M
You: f
Stranger: Age?
You: 23
Stranger: 22
You: oh wow
Stranger: You surprised? Hahaha
You: yes kinda.
You: watcha doing
Stranger: Me too haha
Stranger: m just laying in bed, got off of work not too long ago
Stranger: What about you?
You: nothing. im resting bc i sprained my ankle
Stranger: Awww, howd you do that?
You: bike accident...with hills...lol
Stranger: Oh shit, sounds pretty badass to me haha
You: yeah not really Imao. friends pushed me into it
Stranger: Well then take that back, damn sorry to hear that
Stranger: Can you still walk on it?
You: not yet. i did it like yesterdayy
Stranger: Well what are you able to do??
You: sit on the couch. i got crutches tho
Stranger: ve always wanted crutches, when was little my brother had them and would flip them upside down and walk on them like stilts
Stranger: Lol
You: that sounds pretty funny lol
You: can i tell you something? ;)
Stranger: Go ahead haha
You: you gayyyyyy homie. im a dude. Yo orry
You: :*)
Stranger: Nah m straight, you literally said you were a girl, but didnt say anything wouldnt say to a girl
Stranger: Mic drop bitch
You: welp that failed lel. good luck finding someone whos actually a girl homie.
You: best of luck
Stranger: It dont matter to me, 1m actually just trying to chat and chill hahaha, best of luck fuckin with more people hahaha | 124194f581765fde | 20190627074022 |
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Stranger: m literally gonna fight you
Stranger: You me behind the Dennys 5 oclock
You: cant fight you youre too hot
Stranger: Flattering me wont save you
You: What bout bj
You: 🤔
Stranger: Depends. For how much?
You: Free dont charge for the homies
Stranger: No hold up! Who said we was homies?
You: Every nigga getting through life and vibing is my homie 😤
Stranger: Bruh aint getting through life.
Stranger: Life is a bitch bro
You: Are you at least vibing
Stranger: Only sad vibes bro
You: Damn homie Im sending good vibes your way and a bj
Stranger: Thx bro love you no homo tho
You: Its homo not to love the homies
Stranger: gtg bro
Stranger: See you later
You: Later homie | 12546d549ebf5700 | Femboy | 20210124065402 |
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21 f
Stranger: india
Stranger: nd u
You: im able to see your photo
Stranger: u can see
Stranger: just mk me comfortable
You: cant see
You: i want to see ur photo | 12556726aac50fdc | 20170405050307 |
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u with anyone now?
Stranger: can i show penis?
You: bruh
You: am underage
You: How old r you hm?
Stranger: i wanna see yours too
You: dude
You: You should not ask an underage kid
You: You fucking pedo
Stranger: bruh dude
Stranger: is there another word u wanna use?
You: YES!
Stranger: k Your Its called,
Stranger: let me see your ass
You: Leave | 12636b7d7e0d9d40 | among us | 20201225182653 |
You: If someone asks me if Im screwing the boss, Im supposed to lie, right? SM
Stranger: You can, if you want to lie. JM
You: You dont mind people knowing? SM
Stranger: Should ? JM
You: dunno. SM
Stranger: dont mind. Its not that big a deal. JM
You: Alright. SM
Stranger: Its up to you. JM
You: Well told them to mind their own business so they probably took that as a yes. SM
Stranger: Hm. Are we being obvious enough for people to ask? JM
You: Nah, just dont partake in their bitch fest. SM
Stranger: Interesting. What do they say? JM
You: Its pretty tame. dont even care to listen half the time. SM
Stranger: But you listen sometimes. JM
You: Sometimes it pisses me off. SM
Stranger: Why? JM
You: Cause dont like it when they talk shit about you. SM
Stranger: So they /do/ talk shit about me. Interesting. JM
You: Of course they do. Youre the boss. SM
Stranger: Maybe should start poisoning them at random. JM
You: Johnson said youre so far up your own arse you probably get yourself off in front of a mirror. SM
Stranger: Now thats just funny. Hell be fine. JM
You: Its a lot of stuff like that. Not the most creative bunch. SM
Stranger: Thats a shame. Theres a lot to work with. JM
You: What, youre disappointed? SM
Stranger: Very. JM
You: Id tell them to up their game but doubt theyll say anything in front of me from now on. SM
Stranger: No, not now they know about us. Shame. JM
You: Unless you want me to infiltrate their ranks. SM
Stranger: That could be fun. JM
You: Youve got a weird sense of humor. SM
Stranger: get bored, you cant blame me. JM
You: You gonna give me some ideas, then? SM
Stranger: Improvise. believe in you. JM
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: ?
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You: acoustic
You: hi
Stranger: cam
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: hru
Stranger: i went to the hospital
Stranger: cuz my grandma called me
Stranger: when i got there she was dead
Stranger: i really need sum one rn
Stranger: u was the 1st person i texted
Stranger: i didnt even eat yet i was bringing food up there for us i wore this to school today
Stranger: my aunt
You: take your time
Stranger: she telling me about my grandma
Stranger: u wanna see my progress report boo
You: Sure
Stranger: she said ur bout to be 20 u make ur own choices
You: heard, so the rest of your fam knows and stuff now right?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: she said is this aspen lol
You: Its weird hearing a family concerned about good grades and stuff
You: My fam isnt like that at all, so i just stopped caring
You: Youre doing great tho, so keep it up, smart ppl win in this society
Stranger: ok
You: Sorry Im reading some messges from my bro, were dealing with some business stuff
You: Does she curse like infront of you?
Stranger: ya
You: That your dog?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: bae
You: wassup?
Stranger: im hurt
You: Its gonna be like that for a little while
Stranger: i had fun last night
Stranger: now my aunt talking bout her daughter pam
You: So did
Stranger: me and my aunt went out and spent $500
Stranger: on her
Stranger: then for Christmas we spent $15000
You: You sure you wanna be on with me while shes on the phone?
Stranger: yes
You: Did you miss a zero? thats a lot of money
Stranger: ya
Stranger: lol
You: DAng
Stranger: u wanna do that again tonight
You: wouldnt say no but youre going through a hard time right now so Im not sure if thats the best thing to do, but if you want comfrort im here for you.
Stranger: ok
You: my nose is all stuffy, hate when it gets so windy here
You: dust everywhere :
Stranger: ik
You: You need to eat something babe
You: did you have breakfast?
Stranger: no
You: How have you managed all day?
Stranger: easy
You: Easy you say? lol
You: Thats hella hard for me
Stranger: lol yes babe
You: Getting hungry myself, not sure what imma have for dinner
Stranger: me either might not eat
You: How long do you go without food tho?
Stranger: 2 days
You: Thats bad tho
Stranger: ill try and eat
You: ij eat like twice a day and i feel like im dying
You: specially now that things have slowed down at home for me
Stranger: eat
Stranger: babe
Stranger: blush u
You: lol thnx
You: EAting isnt as simple for me, crappy famly and their morals and crud make it hard for me to do stuff, yes even a simple thing as eating Your: j just put the best outside most days
Stranger: i dont eat
Stranger: a lot
Stranger: everyone says im too skinny
You: Do you think youre skinny?
Stranger: no
You: then youre fine the body is a eird thing
You: sorrry fo not showing my face my eyes are hurtin
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: can i talk to u later babe ima take a nap and smoke a cigarette
You: sure no problem
You: stay strong youll get through this
Stranger: ill text u babe
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Stranger: Ru there
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Stranger: Do u play cod
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Stranger: Hi
You: hei
Stranger: AsI?
You: 20f
Stranger: M20
Stranger: From?
You: from?
Stranger: Nepal
You: indonesia
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Howru?
You: im good
You: you?
Stranger: am fine
Stranger: What brings you her?
Stranger: Here
You: just bored
You: still there?
Stranger: What do you do?
You: lying on bed
Stranger: am here just to talk to with other
You: okay nice to know you
Stranger: What ru doing?
You: nothing
You: are you colleger?
Stranger: Are you doing job or studying?
Stranger: Yes am
You: same
You: hello
Stranger: Whats your hobby?
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: watching movie and reading
Stranger: Great
You: and you?
Stranger: Playing ..watching movies , reading guitar swimming
You: cool
You: cant swim
Stranger: Whats your favorite color?
Stranger: Why?
You: black, grey and lilac
You: btw whats your name?
Stranger: Albert n your?
You: windi
You: whats semester are u
Stranger: 3 semester
Stranger: What about your?
You: last semester
You: whats major?
Stranger: Engineering
You: good
Stranger: You have Facebook?
You: sorry dont have facebook
Stranger: Its okey
You: :3
Stranger: Hows your day going?
You: was good
You: you dont holiday?
Stranger: No
Stranger: My class is running
You: what time ist there?
Stranger: 8:45pm
Stranger: N what about there?
You: 22.00
Stranger: Oo
You: have no idea to talk about
You: lol
Stranger: Is there hot or cold?
Stranger: The same as yours
You: hot
You: there are only two seasons in here
Stranger: Here cold
Stranger: Spring n rainy
Stranger: You have boyfriend?
You: no, i dont have
Stranger: Nice
You: yes haha
You: what about you?
Stranger: am single..
You: single and very happy hahaha
Stranger: Yeah youre absolutely right
Stranger: am thinking about how to start new conversation but am unable to do so
Stranger: You have any idea?
You:i have no idea haha
Stranger: Hahaha
You: confused
Stranger: am also
You: what movie did you last watch?
Stranger: Psycho n what about your?
Stranger: Old English movie
You: passenger
You: knew it
Stranger: How was that movie?
Stranger: You have watched it
You: passenger? good movie
You: not yet but knew
Stranger: Psycho
You: what kind of movies do you like?
Stranger: Crime thriller comedy
Stranger: Say about your?
You: romance action thriller
Stranger: You have watched the reader?
Stranger: Do you like to watch series?
You: not yet
You: thats good?
Stranger: Yeah from my view its good
You: okay will watch letter
Stranger: No problem
You: u have watched amanda knox?
Stranger: have just finished game of thrones
Stranger: No havent
You: recommend u to watch it
Stranger: Sure will
Stranger: Did you watched game of thrones?
Stranger: Tomorrow will download Amanda knox
You: yeah but only once or twice
You: i have books game of thrones
Stranger: Wow
You: but i had not read haha
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: :3
Stranger: Series is good .. obviously book is better
You: books are always best haha
Stranger: Yeah it has to be
Stranger: Hahaha
You: how many series?
You: 7 or 6?
Stranger: 6
Stranger: Yet
Stranger: 7 is coming soon
You: too much
Stranger: You know nothing Jon snow
Stranger: will never ever forget this dialogue
You: jon snow died or alive?
Stranger: think season 7 will be best
Stranger: He is alive
You: yeah
You: and you cant wait, right? hahah
Stranger: Once he was killed by this own friend
Stranger: Ooo yeah
Stranger: His
You:isee
You: you have watched the mortal instrument?
Stranger: No havent ..
Stranger: This movie on about
Stranger: Whos your best actor?
You: fantasy
You: lian neelson
You: liam*
Stranger: will watch this
Stranger: My is jack Nicolson
You: li dont know him
Stranger: Leonardo de also
Stranger: The shining actor
Stranger: The shining movie actor
You: still dont know haaha
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Marlon brando
You: i cant wait watch the crowded
Stranger: You have heard this name
Stranger: Sure will watch on Saturday
You: leonardo will play
You: no i dont know haha
Stranger: The godfather
Stranger: Marlon Brando is versatile actor of Hollywood
You:ise
You: see Yo y laptop keyboard error, very slow
You: x_x
Stranger: You know about the Godfather
Stranger: Its okey no problem
Stranger: What kind of boy you prefer?
Stranger: Like
You: smart, good manner
Stranger: Nice choice
You: responsible
You: and yours.
You:?
Stranger: Good behavior,helpful ,
Stranger: Loyal
You: nice chocice
Stranger: Thank you
You: :3
Stranger: Have you ever fell in love with someone?
You: of course
Stranger: When
Stranger: mean in which grade?
You: one year ago
Stranger: What happen?
Stranger: One-sided or both
You: one sided haha
Stranger: Hahaha
You: but not my ex
Stranger: Ooo
You: broke up with my bf because his ex disturb me haha
You: wht about you?
Stranger: Ohh sorry to hear this
Stranger: felt in love two year ago
Stranger: One-sided
You: did you sad love with her?
You: say*
Stranger: am unable to express my love to her. Yo hy?
You: she is your friends?
Stranger: tried but cant
You: you never know if u dont try
Stranger: Yeah.. think she loved other
Stranger: had tried many times but every time failed
Stranger: Now heard that she has bf.
You: sorry to hear this
You: you still love her?
Stranger: Haha haha
Stranger: Little bit
You: time heals wounds
Stranger: got scholarship then went to Chennai to study engineer
Stranger: Now dont about her.
Stranger: This is my funny love story
Stranger: Ha hahaha
You: hahaha
You: chennai? india?
Stranger: Yes.boring place
You: lol
You: why?
Stranger: am tried of giving exam
Stranger: 42 exam in 1 semester
You: serious?
You: oh my goodness
Stranger: Yeah am serious
You: keep spririt
Stranger: Yes am going on
Stranger: should stop
Stranger: should not stop
You: i hope you get good result
Stranger: Thank you
You: you speak india or english there?
Stranger: English dont to speak proper Hindi language
Stranger: Mostly speak English
You: yeah hehe
Stranger: You are cute
You: oh thanks haha
Stranger: Welcome
You: you live in a dorm?
Stranger: am living in a hostel
You: yah
Stranger: How many members do you have in your family?
You: only me and my parents.
Stranger: So you get lot of love from your parents
You: sorry Im not focus
You: i have 2 older sister and one younger sister
Stranger: mean you are lucky
You: x_x
Stranger: see
You: yeh
Stranger: X_x mean
You: but sometimes lonely. because my sisters living in different city
You: how about you?
Stranger: In my family two elders sister and one elder brother me n parents
You:isee
Stranger: Whats your planning after graduation?
Stranger: Plan
You: work
Stranger: Thats great
You: yeah
Stranger: Hope you will get nice job
You: thanks youuu
Stranger: Welcome
Stranger: Say anything about your?
Stranger: Hi
You: like to sleep anywhere, and its a bad habit
You: lol
Stranger: You dont feel uncomfortable
Stranger: Awesome
You: spmetimes haha
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: in library, cinema
Stranger: Ooo my god
You: silly right hahah
Stranger: Youre soo good
You: my friends always complain, they worry about me
You: hahah
Stranger: see
You: and your?
Stranger: You shouldnt go anywhere alone you may get trouble
You: yeah its true haha
Stranger: like play football..most of the time spend watching football ..
Stranger: get soon angry..
Stranger: Thats my bat habit
Stranger: Bad
Stranger: My good habit is like to help anyone whatever have
You: same as me haha get soonangry
Stranger: Same pinch
Stranger: Hahaha
You: thats good, help anynone :3
Stranger: Thank you
You: you are a good person
Stranger: Thank you so much n you are too good
Stranger: Youre beautiful
You: thanks
Stranger: Welcome
Stranger: Do you like to drink?
You: alcohol?
Stranger: Yeah
You: never
Stranger: But had tasted once
You: how does it feel?
Stranger: In my birthday
Stranger: Bitter
You: hahaha
Stranger: My friend force me to drink
Stranger: Hehehehe
You: i want to try but i cant
Stranger: Why you cant?
You:i dont dare haha
Stranger: Thats good
You: and Im muslim so i cant :3
Stranger: O lsee
Stranger: But am hindu
You: yeah hehe
Stranger: What ru doing now?
You: lying on bed
Stranger: think you are feeling bore talking with
You: are you sleepy yet?
You: no im not haha
Stranger: No dont feel sleepy
Stranger: Haha haha
Stranger: You give me your precious time thats the everything for me
Stranger: have never talk this much long to anyone
You: hehe You ie too.
You: have long been playing omegle
Stranger: Sometimes attract toward you
Stranger: But am new here
You: not*
Stranger: My friend suggested to use Omegle
Stranger: Can ask one question ?
Stranger: Please dont mind
You:y sure
Stranger: Are you virgin?
You: yess
Stranger: am also
You: thats good
Stranger: think you may get angry
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: Youre also good
Stranger: have never ask this question before anyone
You: not a problem hehe
Stranger: Hahahahaha
You: and why you ask this queme?
You: question to me
Stranger: Just so
Stranger: Dont misunderstand it
You: hehe
You: its okayy
Stranger: Thank you
You: welcome
Stranger: am getting confused what to say
You: me too
You: lol
Stranger: thinking new topic but am not getting
You: hmm
Stranger: am
You: what makesyou angry?
Stranger: When someone lie to me .it make me so angry
Stranger: N what about your?
Stranger: N when someone try to down me Infront of other
You: haha lies very painful
Stranger: Yeah it hurts too much
Stranger: What about your?
You: dont have pecs
You: specs
You: haha
Stranger: Hahaha will provide you a large space
Stranger: hate mosquito.
Stranger: Mosquitos are trying to kiss me
Stranger: Hahaha
You: lol
You: everyone hete mosquito
Stranger: killed two mosquitos
Stranger: am trying to kill many more
You: i hate my keyboard haha
Stranger: Hahaha love your keyboard
You: youre a killer hahah
Stranger: am mosquito killer
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Otherwise they will send me to hospital
You: hahaha
Stranger: have to be aware of mosquitos
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: mosquito loves youu
Stranger: Haha haha they hate me
You: they want to be close to you
You: hahaha
Stranger: If they love why they are bitting me
Stranger: But dont want to be close with them
You: becaus you are sweet
You: haha
Stranger: am not a chocolate
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: but sugar haha
Stranger: Lol
You: you can adopt them hahaha
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Then you come here to adopt them
You: no way hahah
Stranger: Hehehehe because you cant afford it
You: you know it
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Wait a minute have to go to bathroom .
You: will wait
Stranger: Hil am back
You: welcome back home sir hahaha
Stranger: Do you use whats app?
You: yes | 128642d7c9fec3c4 | asia | 20170108060553 |
Stranger: Teacher AU, Taehyung has a crush on his sweet Literature teacher, Jeon Jeongguk. He found Taehyungs sketchbook. Hey, Jeon Jeongguk here, your Literature teacher. really, / really/ dont want to bother you, Taehyung, but you left your sketchbook today, supposed it is important for you, considering you are always drawing. just wanted you to know, so dont worry, your drawings are in safe hands! Youre really talented, kid, thank you for drawing me, by the way, feel flattered. JG
You: small delay Ah, you looked through it? was wondering where left it, ha... Im kinda really embarrassed now, should probably come pick it up, aish. TH
Stranger: Sorry, sorry. know shouldnt have done that, forgive me. Dont be embarrassed, yeah? You could pick it up tomorrow, or right now if youre hurried. Im still at the school, had to grade some tests and stuffs, you can come pick it up. JG
You: Youre just, ah.. really good artistic material, so. Yah. Uhm, can come get it now! Id rather do that, think. cant believe actually left it behind, haha.. TH
Stranger: Again, Im flattered, Taehyung. Im not surprised, youre sometimes clumsy, but its okay if that quality of yours doesnt affect your grades. JG
You: Flattered, right! Im, uh, glad? Yeah. TH delayed Seonsaeng, did you look through, like.. all of it? TH should probably head over now, Im stalling, good thing didnt get on my train yet. TH
Stranger: Ill wait here, then. Did you want me to look through all of it, perhaps? felt a bit guilty, so didnt. might, though, Im curious. JG
You: might really, uh, prefer if you didnt do that, maybe. Ill be there SUPER soon so, theres totally no need! TH
Stranger: Yah. Cmon, bet you dont want me to see a drawing you believe is bad. Is that it? Its probably good anyways. JG
You: Thats not exactly it. Maybe, kind of? Just... Ill be there really, insanely soon so you dont need to look theres totally no point, right? TH
Stranger: Right... Why dont you want me to see? JG
You: Thats a really good question. Super good, but, ah. dont have a good answer. You saw some stuff thats good enough and more than anyone else has ever seen, even Jimin-si. TH
Stranger: Oh. Thats your best friend, right? Well... Your reaction is odd, so, Im kind of worried. Its nothing bad, is it? JG
You: longer delay mean, uh. Thats depending? Its not BAD bad, swear! Just. Really, insanely embarrassing to the point might die, probably, if you saw, seonsaeng. TH
Stranger: Ah... have an idea of what it might be. Its okay, Taehyung. JG
You: Please dont have an idea of what it might be. I just mentioned the death thing, its still a possibility for me here. TH
Stranger: Well, your crush? If it actually is your crush have to admit thats pretty adorable... JG
Stranger: Or, uh. Anatomy? JG
You: delayed Well, it could be both, guess. Yeah. So, super embarrassing. Wouldnt recommend looking. At all. Ever. TH
Stranger: Aish, Kim Taehyung, do you think didnt go through the same thing? You dont have to be embarrassed. JG
You: Not to be rude, seonsaeng, but Im really certain you didnt go through the same thing. Probably positive. TH
Stranger: Maybe youre right. Mine was worse... was a stupid kid back then and had the nerve to crush on my Math teacher. wouldnt recommend that, Taehyungie. Being heartbroken sucks, but again, was dumb. It probably wasnt that big of a deal, anyways... JG
You: delayed Haha, yeah. Yeah thatd be a really dumb thing to do. Teachers so wise.. TH
Stranger: You probably dont care about my high school years so ignore that. JG
You: mean, dont mind hearing about it. Its kinda nice, knowing how you might have been, like, at my age. TH
Stranger: didnt do much. was an okay kid, great grades and great social life, much like you. My grades started dropping when started seeing my Math teacher as something more than that. She was kinda... into it. dont condone it now, but back then, well, was in a different position. JG
You: delayed Yeah, no, that makes sense. So you, like. Totally, definitely dont condone that stuff? TH
Stranger: Aish... dont really know. mean, it depends on the situation. JG
You: Hah, right, yeah, get that. So, what would the situation have to be, exactly? Just curious. TH
Stranger: There has to be a certain level of maturity when it comes to relationships, especially with someone older, a teacher, in this case. Of course, underage students should be thinking about candy and rainbows and not about dating, much less dating a teacher. It also depends on the teacher, their age and agenda. Ah, Im the worst teacher in the world, look at what Im saying right now. JG
You: mean, youre answering a students questions, that makes you a pretty good teacher, all things considered? But yeah, age, maturity. can see what you mean. So, like, you personally, yah? Would you ever, like, do something like that? TH
Stranger: delayed Id have to think about it... Its a risky thing to do. JG
You: Oh.. yeah, no. That makes sense. A lot could be bad about it, aish. Sorry, for asking stuff like that. Just... curious. Yeah. TH
Stranger: Its okay, like your curiosity. Im like that too. JG
You: Oh, really? Im curious about a lot of things. Especially with you - youre really interesting. TH
Stranger: Oh... You think so? Thank you, Taehyung. Im not, but thanks. find you interesting too. JG
You: Ahha, Im not that interesting. A lot of people only think my drawing is. Though, even people call me weird for that, since its all do most the time. TH
Stranger: Youre not weird, youre odd and unique. When see you drawing can tell you love what youre doing, see passion and thats truly amazing. believe that your drawings are as interesting as you. JG
You: delayed Seonsaeng is really kind, think. Probably way too kind, but it makes me really happy. Knowing something like that is coming from him. TH
Stranger: Yah, dont praise me for saying the truth. JG
You: Its just new. mean, some people compliment it. Maybe it means more, from you, haha. Who knows. Thank you. TH
Stranger: short delay In a way, guess would do something like that... dating a student, answering to what you asked before. That doesnt mean its the right thing to do. Personally, would feel like Im taking advantage of them. JG
You: delayed Oh. You would? Huh, wow, yeah. Well, mean. If they wanted it, it wouldnt really be taking advantage. At least, thats what think. Being young doesnt mean not knowing what you want, for some people at least. TH
Stranger: When people are young they make difficult decisions, and when they grow up they realise that maybe it wasnt the right choice... JG
You: Ah,,, maybe youre right, yeah. But they wont learn from mistakes if they dont make a few, right? Even if theyre pretty positive its not one. TH
Stranger: Theres a line between making a mistake and wasting your youth. JG
You: Well, what if they dont think its a waste? mean, its kinda up to them, how they play their life out and stuff, right? TH
Stranger: guess its kind of subjective. Either way, they dont really know whats good for them, they are young, they dont know about life. JG
You: But, even being older, you cant really make those choices for the, you know. They have to experience it themselves. Even though they are probably super sure its not a wrong call. TH
Stranger: How can they be so sure? JG
You: Maybe they just have that feeling? Or something like that. mean, we all do really dumb things in life, its not the end of the world if this just kinda happens to be one of those later on. TH
Stranger: Youve got a point... JG
You: Ah, really? had to think about that for a while, ha, But it makes sense, yah? It could be a dumb choice to someone, but really be what they want.. TH
Stranger: understand that... It still wouldnt be morally correct. JG
You: But you said youd do it. So do you really think its not morally correct? TH
Stranger: Its not. Being bisexual isnt either apparently, and Im here. JG
Stranger: That was uncalled for, sorry. JG
You: Ah, no. Its fine. mean, uh. Its the same fo me so, haha, guess were on the same boat? TH
Stranger: Oh. We are... Didnt know that about you, JG
You: mean, dont really just yell it out. Not many people ask, either. Its easier that way, people seem to find shitty things to say about liking both genders and stuff. TH
Stranger: Oh, can relate to that... dont normally say it just like the way did, guess I got carried away... Talking to you made me feel too comfortable. JG
You: Really? Aish, that kinda makes me happy, haha.. probably only tell Jimin-si the things Ive been telling you, so its the same. Its nice. TH
Stranger: Is it? shouldnt be enjoying talking to a student this much. JG
You: mean... its not a bad thing, right? Were just... talking. Nothing wrong with that. TH
Stranger: guess... JG
You: If its weird, Iguess we can stop? Or something.. just kinda like it. Talking to you. TH
Stranger: No, dont want to stop. JG
Stranger: Taehyungie, have a question for you. JG
You: Oh? Uhm, what is it, seonsaeng? TH
Stranger: Would you do something like that... Date a teacher? JG
You: delayed Ah, well, mean. There might not be any harm in it, maybe? Haha. Totally never thought about it, or anything, so... TH
Stranger: see... JG
You: Were you just... curious again? Is that why you asked? TH
Stranger: Yes. was curious. JG
You: Oh. Yah, right, ha. Yeah, wouldnt mind, maybe. Depending... TH
Stranger: delayed Good. Do you like someone right now, Taehyung? JG
You: Ahaa... mean, maybe. Yeah, kinda have a crush, guess. Uhm... why do you ask? TH
Stranger: dont know. Would you tell me who is it? JG
You: delayed Thats a little tough to do, think.. To tell you who it is. TH
Stranger: Ah. Sure. If you say so. JG
You: mean.. haah, its really, probably obvious? Maybe? guess if you found out yourself itd be a little less nerve wracking. TH
Stranger: want you to tell me. JG
You: probably five minute delay mean.. aish, uhm, its you? Surprise? Haha. kinda wanna crawl in a hole somewhere, a little. mean, not many artists draw stuff unless it has meaning to them right? Haa..TH
Stranger: just wanted to make sure, you know? JG
You: Is there a reason? For wanting to make sure? Maybe? TH
Stranger: find you endearing, beautiful even, but thats irrelevant. saw the drawings, thats how I, well, knew. JG
You: delayed really wanna crawl into a hole now. Maybe forever. Can someone die from being equally embarrassed as they are kind of really relieved and happy? TH
Stranger: dont think thats possible, Taehyung, although thats adorable. And the drawings, uh, they were sorta explicit. dont mind, Im... fine with it, or whatever. JG
You: Please dont talk about them might legitimately die, like. For real. feel like some (okay i love this but iam legit going to pass out wheezes im sorry)
Stranger: (aaah broo gimme your email so we can continue there or maybe we can make upa tag here on omegle)
You: (oh, email would be fine yeah! especially cause omegle can be fucky. spaceeeprinceeegmail.com )
Stranger: (kaaay ill email you, yeah?)
You: (yeah, awesome! looking forward to it., ill reply whenever i wake up) | 128743fb89af3a8a | jihope, taekook, jikook, namjin, taegi, vmin, yoonseok, yoonmin, vhope, jinmin | 20170610074249 |
Stranger: the earth is flat
You: the earth is a triangle
Stranger: the NASA community?
You: nope
You: why you ask?
Stranger: because the earth could be a triangle and i want nasa to get to the bottom of this
You: yes.. i want that too... Yo think the earth changes its shape every 10 years
You: you know this?
Stranger: fuck my mind is being blown right now
Stranger: how come they dont teach this stuff?
You: cause maximum doesnt knows this stuff
Stranger: maximum?
You: most of them
You: the illuminati is behind all this
Stranger: ooooh right
Stranger: yeah they are
Stranger: the illuminati n shit
You: yep
Stranger: the earth is a triangle in our little simulation
You: simulation of what?
Stranger: the universe
Stranger: were in a simulation
You: agree... this is a simulator... a higher being is playing right now
You: we are talking.. its actually him controlling
Stranger: yes and that higher being is FUCKING us all
You: exactly
Stranger: i need to control the simulation myself
Stranger: nasa steveharvey can you all help?
You: nope...i dont think so! he simulation Il you have to do is get HIGH... you have to tear the barrier of highness...
Stranger: hell yes
Stranger: im high right now
Stranger: on the sadness :(
You: but why?
Stranger: simulation reasons but with your advice that might change
You: dont be... a reckoning shall come
Stranger: thank yas
Stranger: you
You: we are all under control
Stranger: we are 1
You: we are all trains
Stranger: oh shit i love being a train
Stranger: choo choo
You: fun yep.... butbeware of getting derailed
Stranger: thats true
Stranger: ij have to beware
You: ys
You: yes
Stranger: damn my mind is open right now
You: yeah... apply more weed and expand it more :) and one day you will be in the chair of the simulator
Stranger: fucKC YES
Stranger: WOO
You: hell yeah
Stranger: hell yes dood
You: kind stranger, where do you live?
Stranger: i live in the US
Stranger: how about you?
You: in a simulated terrain
You: you live in a simulated terrain too
Stranger: ooooh i see where youre getting at
Stranger: i have failed you You ere are no countries, there are no nations
You: Itss alright
Stranger: i live in a simulated terrain
You: yes!!
You: and what gender do you belong to?
Stranger: i am a follower on this terrain...
Stranger: a train
Stranger: were all trains
You: correct! :) you are leaming dude
You: we are all trains
Stranger: iam so proud
Stranger: :)
You: you should be.. yes
You: there will be a war... we shall overthrow our simulator
Stranger: a WAR is definitely not DELIGHTFUL
You: that day will come very soon and i will need trains like you
You: its a war of minds
You: it is the ONLY weapon we shall fight with
Stranger: WE SHALL
You: Yeaahh
Stranger: YEEEEES
You: btw my name is train #468
Stranger: hi train #468
You: its been really great talking with you train #469
You: simulator wants me to depart nw
Stranger: you too train #468
Stranger: you SHALL take care
You: you shall too, and the day will come when we will again cross our tracks
You: goodbye... Be high
Stranger: You too
Stranger: Goodbye | 1288aae3c46d4126 | aj styles | 20170425010125 |
You: Well met!
Stranger: Heya
You: How are you this day??
Stranger: Oooo thats a new one! Im very fine, and yourself?
You: Excellent! am of adequate exuberance!
You: What pleasantries have you engaged in this day?
Stranger: Well, so far nothing as its 730 am an just got off a 10 hour shift :p
You: My, my, what occupation requires has such strenuous requirements of its staff?
Stranger: The US military haha
Stranger: My shift isnt even the worst
You: Well, see am speaking with an individual of honour! am humbled by your presence! The conditions of your employ must be harsh!
Stranger: Oh no no. Its not bad at all haha. Its pretty standard really
Stranger: They bring food and stuff in to us from time to time to boost immoral
Stranger: Morale*
You: Well, you seem to be of an honourable and strong ilk! am once more humbled by your presence! am pleased to hear you are treated well in your occupation! You certainly earn it in your activity!
Stranger: Dude youre slayin me with this dialog. Is this your every day speak?
Stranger: Dialect.. even
You: No, no my honest friend. was in search of an activity to satisfy my increasingly bored mind and decided upon the present pleasantry! It is, in fact, more difficult than initially anticipated to translate into this dialect!
Stranger: Oh hoh, fantastic. It caught me a good bit off guard
You: However, have discovered a number of artificial, machniations on this communicative platform, it has impeded my ability to quench my curiosity.
Stranger: Oh for sure
You: Excellent, am certainly pleased to hear it jollies you!
Stranger: Or the m people who will leave as soon as youre a male as well
You: Indeed, indeed. A scourge upon this site!
Stranger: We should pillage their villages if you ask me!
You: Of course, of course! If we did so we could, perhaps, stem their flow of riot and disruptive activities!
Stranger: Hahaha alright my dude Im going to continue my stumbling through the weeds haha. You have a good one on this journey XD
You: Good day to you! May you walk in the sunlight and be successful in your life! | 12913e109315e353 | 20201112022342 |
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Stranger: hi bestie
You: helllo
You: twt right
Stranger: yess
Stranger: lets find each other?
You: okay
Stranger: whats ur profile like?
You: okay have selena eating pfp, is kiwi something
You: Dn is just sue, and bio says Harry_Styles got me to make this account
You: something like that
Stranger: okay, i have a purple layout, harry pfp and walls header. my username has a louis song in it and my dn is just my name. i have about 130 followers
You: okay.. i mean its gonna be hard.. imma post right now
Stranger: okay me too
Stranger: bye | 1291d992c8c9cccb | harry styles, louis tomlinson, One Direction | 20210505103933 |
You: i ask you who is louis dating rn and your answer is?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Harry
You: Yes.
You: Okay hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: Not really good. Hbu?
You: Omg what happened.
You: Whos ass do need to beat
Stranger: Can i trust you?
You: Are you safe?
Stranger: Yes iam
You: Okay good
Stranger: But can i trust u
You: Yes you can trust me
Stranger: Ok so
Stranger: m feeling really bad lately
You: Like what kind of bad?
Stranger: Like sad and depressed and yeah
You: Do yuk know what couldve caused this to happen?
You: Did any major events happen recently?
Stranger: feel like nobody actually loves me and always overthink everything. feel like i annoy everyone and that all people think im ugly and too skinny and annoying.
You: Oh love...
You:
You: You listen toe right now
Stranger: feel so bad and if im honest i just want to die. And i started harming myself and i feel so bad and disgusted by this and ik if i tell my friends or family they are going to say that its for attention and i just feel so bad. dont do anything for school and im so stressed out. And i just cant do it anymore. All people think that on happy all the time but i always cry myself to sleep. And i just dont want to live anymore. Like i want to live but i dont want to. And i feel like all people around me are fake and just pretend that they love me. And i feel like no one can ever really love me. Or care about me. 1m always first to text my friends and ask them if they want to hang out or how are they. No one asks me first how i feel and i feel like no one really cares about me. And im not suprised that i think people hate me because i hate me too.
You: know its hard right now, and know it feels like no one in the world gives a shit about you, like no one loves you, like youre useless and have no place here but someone does. Even if you dont feel that way. Overthinking is a really bad habit thats hard to break, but sometimes its for your own safety. Its your mind keeping its guard up to make sure you dont get hurt. know you may feel like you annoy everyone, but thats not true. No matter what your mind tells you. know its really hard to believe, but no. You are not ugly. You are beautiful. Every one is beautiful in their own way. Even if you dont feel like it. You are. You may not see it, but its true. Your body... Is perfect the way it is..... Fuck anyone who tells you different. Bodies come in every way shape and form. Your body is perfect. Who cares if youre skinny. Thats you. And you are beautiful. Anyone who says otherwise can fuck off.
Stranger: Omg! Thank you so much! That actually made me cry. You are so sweet!!
You: Suicidal thoughts are a really scary thing. know we dont know eachother well, but fucking care about you alright. dont want you to hurt yourself, and know you cant promise me anything, bit really wish you didnt feel this way. No one should feel these awful Feelings in their bodies. Friends and family can be a pain in the ass. Its awful that they would say youre doing it for attention when youre clearly struggling right now, but Im willing to bet 10/10 times they dont even notice anythings wrong with you. They probably dismiss your mental health in general. And as for the people who call themselves your friends..... Its not my place to say, but those arent your friends to be honest. You call them that, but letd be honest. What kind of friends treat their friends like that? Bad ones. know its hard. Trying to force yourself to not die. Forcing yourself to live even when you really dont want to. its a really stressful time right now. Everything is really overwhelming so get why youre stressed out. The people around you seem like asshole tbh..... And again..... know you may feel like everyone hates you, but they dont. They really dont.
You: Self love is a really important thing too yk. By what Ive seen so far..... You dont like yourself very much..... So heres what want you to do. For me. want you every morning. Tell yourself thi .
You: am beautiful. am loved. am important. And deserve to be happy and healthy
You: Even if you dont believe it..... Say it because eventually if you say something long enough... Youll start to believe it
Stranger: OMG YOU ARE SO SWEET! YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANS. You are really nice person. And you deserve to have a happy life. And this is so sweet what you have just told me and mean a lot! really would love to be your friend because you are such an amazing person3
Stranger: And it really means a lot what you have just told me:)
You: mean every word,
Stranger: Ahh thats so sweet!! And i feel so much better now. And i will try to get better. Just because what you have just told me! This means so much to me! Thanks you so much!3
You: Of course ❤8#65039;
You: Before we disconnect tho.... One more thing
Stranger: Yes what?
You: Reasons why you should stay alive. 1. We would miss you. 2. Its not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. Theres so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Dont let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once youve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and wont regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things youve always wanted to do? What about the things youve planned, but never got around to doing? You cant do them when youre dead. 11. love you. Even if only one person loves you, thats still a reason to stay alive. 12. You wont be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. Youll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. Youre preventing a future15. Youre preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. Youre gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, youll never hear their voice again... 19. Youll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building ona cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City.28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music ona record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if its for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. dont even know you and love you. 57. dont even know you and care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You wont be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOULL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and its up to you to find out what it is. 65. Youve changed somebodys life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person thats perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebodys life. 70. If you end your life, youre stopping yourself from achieving great things.81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesnt mean that everything is perfect. It means that youve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something youre proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didnt commit92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. The new season of Sherlock 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. Being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with. 100 spent a long time writing this bc want you alive lol okay. If you ever need anything my number is 5868232553. | 129b796aabb6e51d | Louis Tomlinson | 20210224003111 |
You: roasst me
You: gooo00000000000
Stranger: idk your room look dirty
You: Im moving to another room
You: so
You: def
Stranger: oh no you r room is pretty clean
Stranger: isee a music stand, what instrument do you play
You: nah Imao just empty ax, guitar, sing
You: drums but
Stranger: nice
You: dont have a sset anymore :(
Stranger: i played the euph
You: that marching baritone?
You: or marching tuba?
Stranger: yeah i was in marching band too, played marching baritone
You: or jusst a euphonium?
You: oh okay okay
Stranger: but concert euphonium
You: sec
Stranger: small tuba lol
You: okay see
You: yeah
You: played bari sax in concert band and alto in jazz band
Stranger: nice
You: hell of a time. miss it quite a bit really
Stranger: i used to play the clarinet but i dont mention it
You: hard to find an organized band like that once out of sschool
Stranger: i dont acknowledge those years lol
You: Imao so did but only so could play the sax
Stranger: yeah i miss band too
You: Imao
You: how long you been out?
Stranger: 3 years
You: about the same... 4 years or so
You: 2015 grad
Stranger: nice were you in marching band too?
You: so guess 3
You: well
Stranger: i guess my math is bad 4 years i guess
Stranger: 2015 grad too lol
You: yea to be in concert band had to be in marching
You: and to be in jazz you had to be in concert Yor was fine with concert
You: not marching tho.
Stranger: ohh nice
You: dropped the class senior year so could do welding. dont regret welding
You: but regret dropping class
Stranger: i miss both marching and concert
Stranger: you had welding class? thats cool
You: wass playing like 4 hrs a day junior year
Stranger: i dropped band my junior year, wasnt into it
You: yeah was dope as hell. thats what wanted to do but then had my first bad back injury and decided fuuuuuuuck that
You: so am in school to become IT technician
You: work smarter not harder ya feel
Stranger: nice, i dropped out of college, probably worst decision lol
You: eman
You: Mean
You: half n half
You: what were you going for?
Stranger: yeah
You: were you interessted at all or just going cause thats what you do after HS?
Stranger: psych
You: like
You: doctor type?
Stranger: i was interested
Stranger: i went for a month then dropped
You: damn why so?
You: too hard?
Stranger: no.. my priorities were partys
Stranger: i regret it though lol
You: Yeah that can happen man
Stranger: was too tired to go to class Strange ungover
Stranger: and lazy
You: well now you know a weakness. and WHEN you go back you can fix ya self
Stranger: yeah
You: shit can happen man. Having a hard time quitting smoking. gonna hve to stop for a job soon
You: like... school will be over, gotta job search n what have you
You: but day by day
You: doing a lot better than beginning of school
Stranger: yeah jealous
Stranger: i wanna go back but im prob just gonna join military
You: well then they can pay for your ass to go to school Imao
You: have you started the process at all?
You: asvabs, recruiters anything?
Stranger: no not yet
Stranger: my bro in law is helping me with it
You: was he in already? Tiss?
You: iss
Stranger: yeah
You: is
You: my S likes to double or triple type sometimes
You: real cool
You: nice, best to get help from someone already in
Stranger: but im super indecisive at times
You: lots of guys at my school were in the military
You: hella sign on bonuses hear that never knew about
Stranger: yeah mine too, lots of people in my family are military
You: yeah im indecisive as hell. decided spend enough time in front of a computer, mine as well get paid for it
Stranger: people i went to school with that are in the military are getting married and getting families n shit
Stranger: its crazu
Stranger: crazy
You: too young man
You: me and my GF are like some of the only 20-21Y0 around who cont have kids
Stranger: its most likely the military marriage benefit but the having kids is insane
You: her twin sister(20) has two.
You: like wtf
Stranger: danggg 2 kids?
Stranger: my friend has 2 kids too actually lol
Stranger: i cant have a kid rn, im too much of a child i think
You: yeah i get the marriage benefit thing know someone who got married cause of that(my assumption anyway, im sure they lvoe eachother but ya know$$$0
Stranger: i need more experience in life
You: yeah
You: Need to live my life before sculpt someone elsses
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: i wouldnt want to bring in another me and not know what to do
You: lol
Stranger: id want the best for my kid so basically when im financially ok then i guess
Stranger: ij just dont want to be an old dad lol
You: yeah, me and my GF have kind of discussed like... want to have kids around 25, hopefully am financially sound at a good job. would like her to be stay at home mom until they are at school cause dont want my kids to not know their parents that well
You: then she will begin work once kid is in school. She says sshe is down with taht
Stranger: 30 is kinda old to me too.. and im 21 so my ideal time is closing
You: time will tell tho. never know
You: mean 50 isnt too bad for when your kid is 20
You: my dad 50
Stranger: i noticed years go by fast after you finish HS
You: still partys harder than me haha
You: oh yeah man
Stranger: yeah my dads 50 too..
Stranger: so does my dad. old man still goes out to bars and picks up girls lol
You: time flies. gotta make decisions quick. turns into paying bills and month to month shit. goes so fast
You: Imao
You: what a champ
Stranger: i know, kinda wish i took HS more seriously
You: meh
You: mean
Stranger: my dumb ass dropped so much classes my senior year
You: you can turn it around tommorow ya know just gotta know whawt you want
Stranger: yeah true
Stranger: i need time to slow down a bit though
You: me fuckin too man!
Stranger: going a bit too fast lol
You: yessir!
Stranger: rn i feel like im moving so slow with other peoples lives are going fast
Stranger: i envy the people i went to school with seeing them have their lift together
Stranger: but good for them
You: well just remember, a lot of what you see is only the good stuf. you dont know their struggles
Stranger: yeah i just thought about that
You: so mean you do you, you will know when you need to make a move. just remember ya only have one life( or whatever the hell you belive). have fun. dont trip about the small things i wonder how their life is though. like een dad jeez
Stranger: yeah true
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch? vrL3AgkwbYgo
Stranger: what is that
You: time-pink floyd
Stranger: mmmm cont really like that type of music haha
Stranger: pink floyd is the triangle with the rainbow right
You: good listen none the less, epecially after this converstation
You: Imao
You: uhhh yeah suppose ;)
Stranger: sure ill try it
You: skip to 130 Yo you dont wanna listen to all the mumbo jumbo in the beginning
Stranger: haha i used to have a shirt with pinkfloyd
Stranger: just bc of the triangle
You: oh see haha
Stranger: people roastedme bc i didnt listen to them haha
Stranger: this was my freshman year though
You: well yeah!
You: hahah
Stranger: dont know where that shirt went
You: great album all the way through
You: but this song is the shit
Stranger: what genre is pink floyd
You: rock
Stranger: rock?
You: classick rock
Stranger: ohh
You: uhmm
You: psychedelic rock
Stranger: im more of a jazz hop/ rap kinda guy
You: basie? Yo h jazz hop
You: what about jazz
Stranger: i THINK its called jazz hop
Stranger: its like jazz but has hiphop beat to it
You: https://www. youtube.com/playlist? listPLCe8adaSI3nfEYr-hHO3EQBrrL7jfiSst
You: Jazz playlist of mine
You: most songs played in concerts
You: yeah like that jazz hop shit
Stranger: niceee
You: fun to make those types of beats
Stranger: arent those expensive
You: hard to master that shit tho cause the beats are already pretty complex
You: yeah mean a like 300 for this think. Music is my life tho
Stranger: dangg haha
You: other guitar is put away
Stranger: yeah i like music aswell.
You: you play anything any more?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i wish i knew how to play piano
Stranger: i wanna learn
You: go get a cheap piano
You: the one in front the white one
Stranger: there was a cheap piano at target for 20$ i should of got it
You: is a 49 key
You: too cheap
Stranger: it was like yours too
You: sec
You: If you want for piano use
You: then get something like 300 range
You: know not cheap but : good for long haul.. mine can only be used in conjunction with a computer
Stranger: yeah id spend a couple more dollars ona better piano
You: Ill havea grand piano in my house once can.
Stranger: would be better sound
Stranger: yeah i want a grand piano in mines too
You: http:/Awww.guitarcenter.com/Williams/ Legato-Plus-88-Key-Digital-Piano.gc
Stranger: i need to learn to play first though haha
You: semi weighted keys
You: so feels half real hah Yo ittp://www.guitarcenter.com/Yamaha/ P-45-88-Key-Weighted-Action-Digital-Piano- Black-1420245511504.gc?pfmitem_page.rrt1 ClickEV
Stranger: yeah that looks good
You: anything yamaha its solid ussually
You: Kyle Landry
You: hess a youtuber
Stranger: can you read?
Stranger: is reading piano music different from other
You: ooohhh
You: haha thought you meant like english
Stranger: like ican read both bass and treble but is it different?
You: well
Stranger: oh no haha
You: mean its the same for the mossst part
You: gimme a sec
You: grab chart paper
You: okay Yo te)
You: on like euphonium or sax or whatever besides piano
You: you get one line you read
Stranger: yeah
You: with piano
You: theres two
You: one for right hand(not always) and one for left(not always)
Stranger: yeah so are you suppose to read both treble bass?
You: yeah
Stranger: ohh
You: can read like... somehwat. play piano and guitar by sound. Learned sax and clarient by notes and shit thats how learned how to read
You: learned chords on guitar
Stranger: yeah good think i played clarinet and euph so ican read both
Stranger: but ive been transcribing this song with both bass and treble and i get confused at times
Stranger: i mix them up
You: always forget
Stranger: gbdfa
You: thats the lines ya? Yor GBDF for lines
You: in treble Yo ottom up
You: every good boy deserves fudge Imao
Stranger: yeah speaces are aceg
You: yeah hard to remember that
You: im sure theres an anagram Yo nagram?
You: not anagram
Stranger: i forgot what its called too
Stranger: i think it starts with anA
You: yeah
You: they all do
Stranger: abriviation?
Stranger: or do you mean like words
You: thats shortening
You: theres a thing called the OSI Model
Stranger: i learned the spaces for bass is ACE G
You: https://fthmb.tqn.com/ SD6sPfGnDOpdGHaPnTbBEb1rQpA/400x400/Osi- model-jb.svg-5 7f7b9af3df78c690f6305e8. png
You: just a picture of the OSI Model
Stranger: lines for bass is good boys do fine always
You: and we leared it as All prostitutes seem to need dual penetration
You:
Stranger: hahahhaaha
You: Application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
You: glad you like Imao
Stranger: idk what thats called haha
Stranger: just words to help you remember
You: Easter bunny gets fudge an(on) easter
You: strings on a guitar Yo igh string to low string
You: EBGFAE
Stranger: idk how the ukulele got my god has fleas lol
Stranger: dog*
Stranger: idk if u heard of that one though
You: what is my?
You: and has?
You: Imao
Stranger: idk i dont even think those are the strings
You: tune that thing by ear
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i have a uke too
Stranger: used to play it a long time ago but dont anymore
You: Wish could show you my PA system
You: that things the beez kneez!
Stranger: nicee
You: but loud as hell. just take it out for shows/ events
Stranger: haha its nice that youre so into music
Stranger: im literally the only one in my friend group that is
Stranger: all the rest is all sports
You: doing tech school now.... in like 1Oyears hope have enough money that can go and teach at a school
You: really loved band and would love to bring that energy back to a school and inspire kids like was inspired years go
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: yeah im sad that band is slowly dying
Stranger: ican see it
You: Lack of funding and interest
Stranger: like i think its cool we know how to read music with just dots on a sheet
You: rather give it to people who are litterally giving eachother brain damage and throwing a ball
Stranger: id want to teach music... but i HATE musical theory lol
Stranger: its so boring to me
You: music theory will be a hard class no fuckin doubt that shit is real hard.
Stranger: i liked playing and reading
Stranger: its super confusing too
You: was lucky enough to get like a scholarship to a summer jazz camp and had a couple music theory classes. shit is sooo hard to follow week one haha
You: but mean even after a week or two of classes understoood what was going on so much better
Stranger: my school doesnt do scholarships for band
You: thats trash..
Stranger: yes. like i was suprised when my sis said that her cousin in law did
You: was still in HS and basically they paid for me to go to jazz camp was very excited. went to KU for a week
You: had a hella good time
Stranger: my school treated band as a club lol
Stranger: they really favored sports.
You: yeah was lucky enough that my district still supports the arts fairly heavily. funding is goig down tho..
Stranger: yeah wish i went to a school like that
You: pep band was always fun tho. our football team went to state and got to go with, lots of fun
You: that and basketball games were a hell of a time!
Stranger: they spend all their money on sports.. they renovate the gym every other year
You: you live in a smaller town?
Stranger: pep band was fun.. im not into football but was fun
Stranger: island. im from hawaii
You: oh
You: Imao
You: thaaaaaaaaaaaat Yo akes me jealous haha Yo just wanna fish
You: but cant!!!
Stranger: where do u live?
You: ice is too thin to walk on and too thick for the lure to just fallthrough
You: live in Kansas
You: smack in the middle Yo f USA
You: (basically)
Stranger: hawaii is nice to visit.. not to live haha
Stranger: SUPER expensive
You: whats minimum wage there tho?
Stranger: 750
Stranger: 7.50
You: looks like it went up to 9.25 jan 1 2017?
You: or nah
Stranger: did it? idk lol
You: Imao
You: hope you not working for 7.50!!!
Stranger: no i work with my dad atm
You: what kind of work?
Stranger: we move boxes onto trucks n shit nothing impressive
Stranger: but houses here are insanely expensive
You: onto and off of?
You: like a moving sservice?? and yeah bet man. every 7Oyo dream to move to hawaii bet
You: limited space on an island
You: $$$$$$$$$$$$$SS$SSSSS$$IS$F.
Stranger: their houses that dont even look like they deserve to be this much too lol
Stranger: one con of living in hawaii is all the damn bugs
You: yeah bet, but you can tear it down and rebuild a mansion!
You: oh bet
You: tropical shit storm of scary ass animals!
You: bad as australia?
Stranger: oh idk lol
Stranger: id rather have roaches than snakes in my house
You: yeah fuuuck that!
You: you fish??
Stranger: no i dont
You: MAAAAN!
You: come
You: switch places ahahah
Stranger: hahaha
You: neeeeed it!
You: would love to do some coast fishing in hawaii
Stranger: im not really taking living in hawaii.. like im wasting it for others
Stranger: idk what its called
Stranger: bc i dont really like going to the beach
Stranger: not into hiking
Stranger: not taking advantage of living here
You: yeah mean its just home to you nothing too crazy around but! go there and would be busy for 2 years just exploring
You: probably same if you moved to alaska but idk if you like going outside n such
You: or the cold
Stranger: yeah.. what sucks is the flights though, like if i wanna fly to the mainland
Stranger: the flights are super long
You: have you ever heard of the marquesa?
Stranger: i mean i dont fly often but yeah
Stranger: the closest state from here is probably cali and i THINK thats like a 4-5 hour flight
Stranger: i had to fly from here to atlanta, long 10 hrs
You: Marquesas islands man. basically a remote ass island. very far behind in technology, people dont really travel there. would love to go just to see how they live their lives. can only imagine how different it is than a day in my life
You: 10 fuckin hours
You: jeeeezus
You: those islands are below you a bit
Stranger: yeah havent heard of them
Stranger: really?
Stranger: theyre probably in our time zone then
You: idk how traveling there works.. would have to take a boat plane in Imao
You: floaty plane idfk
Stranger: like were pretty far out that we have our own timezone lol
You: right Imao
You: https://www.google.com/maps/place/ Marquesaslslands,FrenchPolynesia/ 5.1077017,-151.4828635,4.71z/data!4m5! 3m4! 1s0x7635e66a3a79a46d:0x16a7af39097eb98e! 8m2!3d-9.7812162!4d-139.0817124
You: that has you and them together on a map
Stranger: oh yeah they are below
Stranger: they probably are just islanders, prob lived how the hawaiians did before
Stranger: idk haha
You: man its just crazy. have seen very few pictures and videos on them... they have cars tho!
You: idk how the hell the paid for them but they have em!
Stranger: oh damn hahahha
Stranger: no idea then
You: haha oh well Ill make it one day
You: gotta go eat and goto bed
Stranger: yeah alright
Stranger: night man nice talking to you
You: See ya!
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Stranger: gay
You: lol
You: no i dont really wanna see
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Stranger: Hey :)
You: Hi!
Stranger: How are you doing?
You: Not quite fine hahaha
Stranger: How come?
You: Im so frustrated
You: Im soooo so tiree with all these school works and whats worse is now have no one to rest to because broke up with my bf last month because chose my study first.
Stranger: to rest to?
You: was actually looking for someone to hell me with my assignment in Calculus because Im just to desperate. But now, just decided to vent out my feelings with some strangers.
You: Yep, he was my home.
You: help**
Stranger: Im sorry dont quite understand, you have nowhere to live?
You: Oh, Im sorry! What mean about home is with whom feel the most comfortable with.
You: Sorry, just had to speak up what feel
You: Anyway, how was your day? Are you good?
Stranger: No dont apologize at all :)
You: Thank you
Stranger: Are you managing okay? Any dark moments?
You: just finished crying
You: But think Im quite fine now
Stranger: Why were you crying?
You: Im just so tired
Stranger: emotionally?
You: Yes and mentally and physically
Stranger: Yeah, imagine that would be overwhelming :(
You: Online class is just so tiring :((
You: It drains my energy even though Im just inside my house
Stranger: Yeah can empathise with that hahaha
You: By the way, do you need anything? You tagged help too
You: Do you need help with anything?
You: How are you feeling?
Stranger: Ubhh its a long story suppose, but not too bad, Im okay :)
Stranger: mostly come here to help other people :)
Stranger: My stuff is too hard to explain feel
You: Thank you so much Ei
You: Oh dont worry, can lend you my ears
You: will listen to you just like how you listened to me just a while ago
You: But if you cant say it, thats fine. just hope that youre doing good and managing your problems well.
Stranger: think want to just dont know how : (
Stranger: Its something Ive been dealing with on my own for a very long time now
You: Oh my, thats so sad i
You: You can start with anything
You: Ive been through that, so know the feeling
Stranger: Thanks :)
You: You know what? If you cant speak out what youre feeling because you dont know where to start, please ask God. Talk to Him.
You: He knows what you are feeling. You just need to trust in Him.
You: will be praying for you
Stranger: Thank you, although Id like to be able to talk to people about this too
Stranger: think Im just isolated
You: You can also ask Him to give you the courage to talk about it with other people
You: can be as patient as can for you
You: You can talk about it with me :))
Stranger: Thanks, let me think about how to sum this up
You: First, what do you feel right now?
Stranger: Nothing really, thats kind of the problem
You: How are you doing or feeling for the past days or weeks?
Stranger: dont remember really
You: Are you feeling empty inside?
Stranger: No, not empty
Stranger: Let me start at the start
You: Okay, go on :))
Stranger: So became quite seriously depressed at around 8 or 9 years old, due to diagnosed chronic health conditions
You: Oh no :((
Stranger: complained about these issues, although didnt know what was happening to me so could only express that was tired and felt unwell and like didnt want to do anything all the time
You:
Stranger: This was interpreted as laziness and a poor attitude, so was scolded and reprimanded for this behaviour, even though didnt want to be lazy
Stranger: So began to hide my emotions
Stranger: basically had problems with my gut, and a majority of food, unknown to me, was poisoning me 24/7
You: Oh no, your feelings were invalidated :(((
Stranger: this sent me in to a deep depression, and started fantasizing about killing myself at around 11 years old think
Stranger: Yeah they were :(
Stranger: got really, really depressed at around 15-16, my family moved
Stranger: my dad was never around really, and my mum and always fought, and hated eachother for a fair while there
You: How old are you now? You have been so brave, am very much proud of you, GREE
Stranger: Im 25 now :)
You: Youve been keeping all that?
Stranger: Thank you that means a lot :)
Stranger: Yeah basically
You: am actually crying for you right now.
Stranger: have serious issues with trust
You: Thank you for being strong i
Stranger: Awww dont, youll make me cry :(
Stranger: Ive tried
Stranger: think the hardest thing was that turned on myself
You: :(((
Stranger: couldnt explain why felt bad, didnt know why, and was always told should not be lazy and try harder, and my mum was emotionally unstable at the time, and took a lot out on me think
Stranger: So blamed myself, for not being better
Stranger: turned on myself, with a deep hatred, a true hatred
Stranger: Which was tough for a while
You: Please, youre not being less better!!! Please dont be so hard on yourself. It was not your fault, nothing is your fault here!
Stranger: know that now :)
You: Thats good to hear Ei
Stranger: Sometimes want to turn on myself, but Ive done a lot of work on myself this year
You: Yes, youre doing great!!
You: Really!
Stranger: Thank you 3
Stranger: But still find it very, very difficult to be vulnerable
Stranger: hide my emotions
Stranger: Im afraid to connect with people
Stranger: Not consciously
Stranger: but instinctively
You: Dont be, its okay to be vulnerable 74
Stranger: know, but Ive been trained for over a decade now to avoid that at all costs
You: wish could be there with you as someone who can listen to you all day and night
You: How wish could hug you right now :((
Stranger: Also all the people that have been the closest to me, Ive either hurt or theyve hurt me
You: You are so strong
You: :(((
Stranger: Thank you :)
Stranger: Ive never really laid it out like this before
You: Do you still think of taking your life these days?
Stranger: Umm kind of, not that seriously
Stranger: dont think Im anywhere close to doing it
You: Im glad you said it to me Ei
Stranger: have no real desire to take my life
You: Thank you Ei
Stranger: Im not depressed anymore
You: Thats soo good to hear
Stranger: Im something in between, lost think
You: Can ask you something if thats okay?
Stranger: For sure :)
You: Have you ever talked to God about all those things or ask Him for guidance and strength?
Stranger: Im not really religious to be honest
Stranger: Nothing against it
You: Dont worry, Im not religious too. Its just that am close to Him. For me, being religious means you only value or religion. But for me, what have is the relationship with God.
You: If you are lost, whats best for you is to try talking to Him. Pray and ask for more strength. You can also thank Him for surviving all those challenges that had happened in your life.
You: You will definitely be saved from that darkness.
You: assure you that! 25
Stranger: struggle to find guidance from someone who doesnt talk back :/
Stranger: At least directly
You: Aww, dont you at least want to try?
You: But its fine, dont push you to do it. Im just trying to help.
Stranger: tried when was younger, but nothing changed :(
Stranger: could try again
Stranger: have been trying to meditate more, get in touch with my inner self
You: You may not feel, see or hear Him, but He will surely do something in your life that will make you say, oh, so this is the Lords goodness.
You: Yes, please!
You: Focus on yourself more :))
Stranger: have and its helped
Stranger: dont know, spent a couple years with very minimal contact with other people
Stranger: Im talking like a conversation maybe once or week, or 2 weeks
You: dont know but maybe our encounter this time is His way of changing your life and you, yourself, for the better
You: You will soon be fine :))
You: believe in you, because youve been to tough
You: so*
Stranger: and then had a week long panic attack experience that kind of messed me up, and Ive been left with an underlying stress that leaves me unable to connect with people
Stranger: Thank you, Im not sure have been
You: :(((
Stranger: In some ways suppose
You: The fact that you are still alive today makes you strong. Please believe in yourself more. :))
You: Are you far away from your parents now?
Stranger: guess youre right, thanks for that :)
Stranger: Yeah am
You: Are you working? Living alone?
Stranger: Living with some roommates, Im at uni
You: Oh, do you feel lonely?
Stranger: Not any more, think was so alone kind of accepted it, which is bad Your :((((
You: Thats so sad :((
Stranger: Yeah not great hahaha
You: Do you talk with your roommates?
Stranger: People try to get close to me but! push them away
Stranger: Yeah kind of, talked a bit about this the other day, Im getting better at that
You: 3
Stranger: But my emotions are buried so deep down its hard to connect with me
You: That is sad, but completely understand
You: Youve been keeping that since you were 8
Stranger: also took anti depressants for 6 or 7 years, and that severely numbed my emotions, to the point where literally didnt feel any
You: Oh no :((
Stranger: Theyre slowly coming back, but Its hard to tell, cant remember how theyre supposed to feel
Stranger: Yeah its not ideal hahaha
You: m so sorry it happened to you :((
Stranger: Its left me very lost, my life experience is so different from other peoples, not many people have gone through anything remotely like this afaik
Stranger: When try to explain it, feel people slip away, and it also freaks me out, since feela lot of shame around it
Stranger: think Im deeply guilty and ashamed of myself deep down
You: understand :((
You: Please dont be Bij
Stranger: Im trying, although Ive never known anything else
Stranger: love everyone, even the most difficult people meet, but Ive always despised myself, felt shame that Im not better, not as good as people wanted me to be, people who never understood in the first place
Stranger: think understanding that is important for my growth
Stranger: dont know how to love myself though, Im not sure what that even looks like
Stranger: dont hate myself anymore
Stranger: but dont like myself either
Stranger: think thats why Im stuck in this middle ground
You: :(((
Stranger: :(
You: Im sorry, Im not so good with advices
Stranger: No its okay
You: But can really empathize with you
Stranger: think its good for me to just get it off my chest
Stranger: Do you feel the same way at all?
You: Yes, to be honest, but am keeping up and trying to get better everyday :))
You: Can share a Bible verse with you?
Stranger: Thats good to hear, think we will both come through the other side stronger :)
Stranger: Sure :)
You: Yes :))
You: But will restore you to health and heal your wounds, declares the Lord.
You: Jeremiah 30:17
Stranger: Heres hoping :)
You: He assured us that he will restore and heal us
You: So please dont lose hope
Stranger: havent :)
You: And believe in yourself that you still can
You: Thank you, thats good to hear!
Stranger: You remember that too!
Stranger: :)
You: Please be dont too hard on yourself anymore
You: Yess!
Stranger: Im not, at least consciously, its old habits that die hard though
Stranger: ironing them out
You: And try talking to Him again. Hes just waiting for you to ask Him for what you have been wanted.
Stranger: Ill try :)
You: Thank you and Ill pray for you too :))
You: also went through my dark days, but little by littIr, am seeing light :)
Stranger: Youre a good person, hope you know that :)
You: Thank you so much Ei
You: hope that someday, you will finally open up yourself to the world again
Stranger: Im cracking it open inch by inch hahaha
You: And get better day by day
Stranger: Its tough though
You: Yes, thats good!
You: know, but youre tougher, remember that 3
Stranger: will 3
Stranger: Thank you so much for the talk, god bless, should probably head to bed, its dam here hahaha
You: Oh my please take plenty of rest next time!
Stranger: Youve made me feel a bunch better, thanks again :)
You: May God bless you too and wish you all the best and genuine happiness in life
Stranger: Good luck with your stress, take some time for yourself if you need it, you deserve to give yourself some love, so you can give it to others :)
Stranger: You too!
You: Thank you so much too, hope we meet again. Youre a good person too, you just have to express yourself more. You can do it! believe in youl!
You: Dont forget to try talking to God, He will never leave you.
You: Good night! 3
Stranger: Thank you, hope we meet again too, good luck out there! Good night!
You: felt so much better after speaking with you. Good bye!
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You: ((Hey there! Want to rp?))
Stranger: (Sure!)
You: ((Nice, thanks for replying! What do you have in mind? ))
Stranger: ( do have something Post Uprising)
You: ((Sure, thing. Lets see it. Who do you often play?))
Stranger: (For this one Ill be Newt but if you want we can do something else)
You: (( Its fine. always do Hermann anyways. Lets do yours if you dont mind?))
Stranger: (If you dont like it we can do something else)
Stranger: (Post Pacific Rim Uprising) Gottlieb. You need to come to where they are holding Geiszler. They think they got rid of the precursors. Hes asking for you.-JP
You: This is excellent progress, Mr. Pentecost. Me? Why would Newton be asking me? HG
Stranger: dont know. But he wont talk to anyone else until he sees you.-JP
You: shall take the necessary caution. Thank you for telling me this, Mr. Pentecost. Your father wouldve been proud of how youre handling the situation. Miss Mori would.HG
Stranger: Been watching him a bit. L...remember how he was when was younger.-JP
You: As uncle figures to you for several years in the shatterdome, Jake..how IS he? HG
Stranger: Physically? Fine.-JP Emotionally and mentally...its bad.-JP
Stranger: Keep trying to distract him with stories from when was younger. Stealin all your chalk and teachin me to swear in German. Just...want to keep him calm.-JP
You: Oh Gott. Jake, you know hes a good man. An idiot but a good man. HG
You: Help me convince the council to give him the proper treatment, a war hero, a prisoner of war, a ..HG
You: It was a cherished memory of mine when you started arguing in German with him over lunch..HG
Stranger: Ill do what can. know he is. That Newt...thats not Newt. had to come get spiders out of his room when was here.-JP Would you be willing to take responsibility of him?-JP
Stranger: Ill need your help in convincing them that hes...him and not a threat anymore.-JP
You: Newton is in there. In the grasps of the damned precursors. HG Of course! My quarters is big enough to accommodate the both of us and my familys ancestral house in Berlin was left to my care. It would do Newton good to get fresh air instead of that horrid cell. HG It..will not be easy. He was locked deep in his mind for 10 years, Jake. Im surprised you even jogged his memories enough to remember his name. But rest assured you wont go alone in this fight. HG
Stranger: Been talking with him a bit. He calmed down a bit when he saw me. Maybe because was a familiar face. He remembers everythin. He said he could see everything but couldnt stop it.-JP
Stranger: And of course Shao is here.-JP
You: Mein Arme Liebe. HG
You: What on earth is Ms. Lin doing there? Is this another corporate scheme? HG
Stranger: She wants answers out of him. Really not happy that wouldnt let her see him.-JP
You: Can she not see he was not at fault for the flaws of her corporation? HG I dont even believe for a second Newton would even employ himself with such private sector, HG
Stranger: Not a chance. He could barely work here without wanting to start a riot-NG
Stranger: *P
Stranger: You think you could get here and see him. They aint going to believe just me if say its him.-JP
You: Heh, should know. Bloody revolts starts at the lab and the lot of you and Miss Mori would cease fire. HG
You: Im heading there already. had to make a quick stop to change into a sweater..the-the neck bruises havent healed fully. HG
Stranger: mean the shouting made the lab a great place to hide since no one would go in.-JP He keeps looking at his hands. Keep tellin him it wasnt his fault. That my sister wouldnt blame him.-JP
You: Such nostalgic memories in war. had hoped a different future for all of us. HG Lets keep our heads held high, Jake. HG
You: ((paras?))
Stranger: The stories seem to help. ...try not to tell ones about you or Mako. Just me.-JP Its a start, right? Maybe hes actually gotten rid of them. If the Council doesnt like my recommendation might have to go back to my old life and break the law.-JP
Stranger: (sure)
You: You did share the same affinity he had for danger. HG Jake Pentecost dont you dare. You will loose a family, you have a romantic fling with your partner and have six rangers you consider your children already. We fight in their own game.HG And well be damned if we they hinder with it. HG
Stranger: Yes sir.-JP
You: (Alright, do you mind starting off or me?))
Stranger: (Matters not to me :) )
You: ((okay then, give me a sec--))
Stranger: (No problem)
You: Hermann wishes the council could rule out Newton Geiszlers actions as not his own and will be receiving immediate treatment. But with the relief operations at hand and restoration of the destroyed Shatterdome, it was not a priority. This was the first time he would be seeing him after Mt. Fuji, Jake Pentecost had warned him of Newtons ghastly condition. Bless the kid for trying so hard to keep his chin up. They are children and should be enjoying the spoils of war but here he was at the containment unit for Newton was 2 levels down. He saw Jake standing outside of the heavily sealed door. Fortune favors the brave.. his whispered, adjusting the black sweater.
Stranger: Jake looked up and saw Hermann, giving him a weak smile. It was hard, seeing a man that you looked up to all your life like this. So...he didnt even know how to describe it. But...they made progress. That had to be something right? He was himself at least for now. Hermann would be able to help him. Be able to help him convince the Council to let Newton get treatment. If not...well there were other ways. Hermann was right. He might lose the family he just made. But...it would be to protect the family he already had. Hey Doc... he muttered softly, opening the door for Hermann. I undid his binds so hes not in the chair. Ill be out here if you need anything, okay?
You: Mein schatz.. Hermann smiled, letting the endearment slide from his tongue. The ranger had seen better days, he had been wearing the same uniform for three days straight and his face was worn out. He listens to the instructions intently and nods. Thank you, Jake. his grip on his cane tighten as his eyes adjust to the dim lights of the room. It was smaller than the K-Lab but had a high ceiling to give off a sense of solitude, a viewing mirror no doubt for the council. It made him sneer at the thought of making Newton a carnival sho- Herms? a small voice, barely even a whisper if Hermann didnt listen well.
Stranger: Newt was curled up in the corner of the room, his head in his hands. He felt sick, so utterly sick. He had killed people. People he cared for. He almost killed...he let out a sob and curled up tighter in on himself. He needed to see Hermann. He needed to know if the man was okay. He could never want to see Newt again and that was fine. He could live with that. He deserved that. He just...needed to see he was okay. When he door open he couldnt help but flinch at the bright light, hiding his face for a few moments until the door was closed again. It only took a few moments of listening to know who it was. Herms? His voice cracked a bit at that, not being able to bring himself to look at the man. The man he trusted more than anything. The man he almost killed.
You: ((Ugh, take my heart and just shatter it already--poor Newt.))
Stranger: (But Heremanns here to make it all better. Mostly better)
You: ((Hope Hermann knows what hes doing. Hang tight for my reply!))
You: Hermann hobbled slowly to the center of the room, a silhouette was crouching at the corner and /he/ heard it. It was him. Newton.. he croaked, his voice cracking on the edges. The said man was tired but was alert at the recognition of the name. His eyes. They were green again. Newtons eyes were wide as a saucer, sunken and green. Not the bright kaiju blue eyes he once dread were the last thing hed see. He carefully made his way towards the corner, giving a good distance between him and Newton before painstakingly sitting down. P- Please look at me, Newton.. he pleads at the hunched figure. Im not dead.:
Stranger: Newt shook his head at that, letting out a pained noise and kept his head down. Im sorry Herms. Im so fuckin sorry. ... dont know why let this happen. wanted to know more. ... wanted to understand them better. needed to know why. Then...then they were in my head and couldnt do anything about it. Im sorry wasnt strong enough. Im sorry for...for everything did. He curled up tighter around himself, pressing himself as close to the wall as he could get. He didnt deserve to be any closer to the man in front of him.
You: Almost at once, Hermann was shaking his head, brows creasing even further as he watched Newton curl even closer. Guilt swelled up in his chest, pushing tight against his ribcage, and then bobbed in his throat until he was forced to take in a gasping breath- a sob, nearly. No. he spoke with perhaps a bit more force than he should have when he saw his figure flinch.It was not your fault, Newton. Those deaths are not yours to weigh down. You arent in this alone anymore so please.. There was so much he wanted to say, but he just shook his head again. Newton, please look at me..for me? he repeated, and then again, and again, before tears filled his own eyes, and he looked away, down. Please. Im so sorry.
Stranger: Newts head almost snapped up on its own when Hermann asked him to look up at him. He couldnt deny this man anything. He never really could. Hermann was a man that Newt would do utterly anything for. And they knew that. The precursors. They knew that Newts love for Hermann could break just about everything. Thats why they did everything they could to separate the two men. And now...everything might be ruined and Newt would never let go of that guilt. When he finally looked up at Hermann his eyes automatically went to the mans neck. Where Newt had tried to choke him. Tried to kill him. Under that sweater was bruises that he caused and it took everything in Newt to not throw up then and there.
You: H-Hello, Newton. Hermann smiled slightly, his mood brightened at seeing Newtons face again. This time taking in the changes around the mans scruffy chin, dried blood underneath his nose and his dull green eyes glancing at his neck, subconsciously placing his right hand ina defensive position. He was still stingy about the ordeal but he had willed himself enough to be even in front of him. Its healing. he answered through his teeth, the strings of his vocal chords biting back at his lie. M-May sit closer to you?
Stranger: H...hey Herms. Newt said meekly, dropping his eyes again. It hurt, looking at Hermann. To know how much pain he had caused the man and for some reason was still standing in front of Newt. Still willing to fight for him and protect him. Even back at Shaos lab, Hermann could have let her shoot Newt. But he didnt. Hermann stopped her. When Hermann asked if he could sit closer to him, he couldnt help but nod a bit at that. If you want. It wont be good for you leg. Not even sure its good for me but... He shrugged his shoulders a bit at that.
You: Hermann was delighted at the answer, gingerly crawled beside Newton and stretched out his bad leg. The pain had been tolerable since he got closer to the man. Im quite sure youll give yourself a headache if you continue crouching like that.. he frowned at Newtons poor posture, noticing he got thin and his head had small bald spots from the PONS.
Stranger: Newt couldnt help but let out a weak laugh at that. He looked over at Hermann, giving him a weak smile. Think thats the least of my worried right now. But he did relax a bit at that, uncurling a bit and stretching out like Hermann did. He ran a hand through his hair, trying to figure out what to say. He didnt even know where to start. Actually...Did they work? Your rockets?
You: Yes, actually. They were a perfect fit with the Jaegers and combining with the data from your hybrids we... Hermanns enthusiasm faltered, screeching into a complete stop at his sudden outburst. He stared at Newtons confused face and his hands fidgeting .I-Im sorry..that was very rude of me. he says softer, sliding back into a husher tone. Was this another residual after effect of their ghost drift? Like how he got into Kaiju biology and being more provocative was because of Newtons personality slipping into the drift. Newton was right about one thing, they only know so little of their enemies.
Stranger: Newt couldnt help but grin when he heard that Hermanns idea actually worked. He knew it would. So did the precursors. Thats probably why they tried to kill Hermann. They knew if anyone could stop them, it was one Hermann Gottlieb. I knew it... he breathed, although he was confused as to why Hermann has stopped talking. Oh. Wait. Because he was the enemy. They didnt know if he was him or just...pretending. Hermann shouldnt have told him so much. He swallowed hard and leaned back against the wall. You did good Hermann. With everything. With your research with...fuck you saved the world man. You saved it a second time. You should be proud of it.
You: ((Oh bby, no stop feeling bad for yourself..))
Stranger: (Hes getting there)
You: By jove there was a glimmer of hope when Newton grinned. Hermann nodded at the remark, feeling lost at Newtons once hyperactive energy. But he had to keep himself strong for Newton, it was going to be a long road but he was willing to make the most out of it. He already lost ten WHOLE years. Thank..you? he frowned at the comment, leaning forward with his fingers laced with each other. It was different. he answers after a minute of silence, stealing a glance at Newtons worn face. I got into Kaiju autopsie because of our drift. he hovers his hand above Newts untamed hair. When they were cheering at Gipsy Avengers successful mission thought it would fill me great pride..but just went straight into my quarters, staring at the wall.he trails off remembering how empty he felt despite the victory of the rangers, he had no one to talk to about Newts condition. I couldnt be proud. It wasnt just my character, you know.. he chuckles darkly.
Stranger: Yeah...I know. Newt sighed softly, letting out a breath he felt like he had been holding for the past decade. He looked down when Hermann laced their fingerss together, eyes going wide. He couldnt help but tighten his grip a little on the mans hand. He was almost scared that none of this was real. That this was all fake and he was just trying to cope with everything. know. Kaiju and embracing technology. Look at you go. Your handwriting is still everything a doctor should be. Not that mine is any better. He chuckled weakly at that. It...it was almost a relief for me. Me me not..them. They were all kinds of pissed. He let out a breath, closing his eyes for a few seconds. You should be proud of yourself. Im proud of you. Proud as hell man. Youre...youre fucking fantastic Herms.
You: ((Oh man, waterworks are at it again. Im crying.))
Stranger: (*hug*) Yor Hermann was at lost for words. In fact he isnt really sure whats happening here could be called crying. Children cry when they drop their ice cream, or their parents dont give them their way. This is nothing like that. His tears start to show, a facade of years of professionalism cracking. He is weeping, bawling, lamenting. His entire body is shaking, his face red and blotchy and streaked with tears. He shouldve told Newton to prepare for the hug which looked awkward and painful for his bad leg. Newton, Im so sorry for being not there..a-and not believing you..and for being a selfish prick that thought you left m-me.. he sobs, raw and raged full of anguish, an overflow of ten years. Im not loosing you to those damned fiends! he swears, his face muffled by Newtons shirt.
Stranger: Newt wrapped his arms around Hermann as tight as he could. He could feel his own tears build up as he buried his face in Hermanns shoulder. Herms....Hermann...this is not your fault. Its not. You didnt do this. did. This is all my fault. did this to myself. let them in. wasnt strong enough to fight them off. I... tried to leave little hints. But...l get why you didnt pick them up. hurt you and you... He let out a shaky breath and pressed himself closer to Hermann. Calling himself Doctor and talking about Alice...he had hoped that Hermann would pick up on the hint that he was in trouble but...he didnt blame the man. He hurt Hermann...or the precursors did. It was hard to figure out but...he could try and make things up to the other man. Herms...whats going to happen to me? He asked when they had both calmed down a bit.
You: Hermann sobbed at Newtons touch, missing the sensation of someone being this close to him. He rubbed the mans back as he felt hot tears trickle on his shoulders. They may not be as drift compatible as they were before but this was a start. He rubs his sore eyes from the sudden waterworks and sees Newton do the same thing. Well for starters, you are going to need your glasses back. he observes, enjoying the small laugh he got from Newton. Ive send a consideration on the matter to the high council. Ill be defending your case that this was not your actions and deserve more than this bloody cell. he huffs, disgust visible on the state of hospitality. Youll be given proper treatment and medicinal treatment that has gone under my personal screening. Jake is with us in this fight, pulling every resources we can get he explains, snifting.
Stranger: Newton let out a laugh at the mention of getting his glasses back. Good...because cant really see shit right now. At least when they were in my head didnt have to worry about shitty eyesight. He ran a hand along his face, a soft smile on his face. He let out another breath almost...feeling like him. He wasnt sure if he should or not but...something about having Hermann next to him made him feel like this was going to be okay. People arent going to like you for that. Or Jake even. ... hurt people. Shao certainly isnt going to let me go without a fight. You should just...like walk away while you can. cant bring you and Jake down with me. Ive done enough.
You: I was never a crowd favorite, thats why favored books and the stars. You dont get to turn the cards around, Newton. Hermann snaps back to his feisty tone reserved when they argue. Im sure Ms. Lin is a reasonable woman and will come into terms of which is that it was not /you/. he emphasizes by holding Newtons hand, being touch starved and all. Jake has only us now,Newton.. he adds softly, rubbing his left thumb at his pale bloodied knuckles.
Stranger: Newt rolled his eyes at that. That doesnt mean you get to throw everything away. You got twenty years in this place. You really want to throw that away for me? He argued back. He had accepted his own fate. If he got out of this without someone killing him he would be fucking lucky. He was not going to let Hermann throw everything away for him. He couldnt. He sighed softly when the other man mentioned Jake. He was reminding me of stories of when we were first here. It helped. Its why cant let him go down too for what did. Hes got so much more ahead of him. He deserves better. He was quiet for a few moments after that, looking over at the other man. You stopped her from shooting me. Why?
You: Ch please, the world will move on to the next new field of Science. Its inevitable. Hermann huffed at the remark, airing a sense of self preservation with his remark, missing to answer the question directly. The man can make his decisions now instead of following you all day like a duckling in the lab... he remembers, jogging his memory of two pairs of tiny foot following Newton holding Kaiju entrails and animatedly explains everything. For the second question why did he? He had all the instincts to end a threat to his safety and yet when Shao, in all her fury, cocked the gun aimed at Newtons head, he intervened. You hesitated.. he answers, his free hand rubbing a sore patch on his neck. It could have been a fatal mistake- setting the emissary free. Or it could have meant saving you.
Stranger: Youre just mad he had no interested in what you were doing. Newt shot back with a little smirk on his face. I was the cool uncle and you were the one that made everyone go to bed on time. He smiled softly, thinking back to when things were just so fucking simpler back then. When he could trust himself with people...with Hermann. He wanted the man rub his neck and the urge to throw up returned and he dropped his face again. He had to fight them back for so much control in that moment. He couldnt let them kill Hermann. I had to get control back. Even if it was just for a second. I... couldnt let them kill you. I...1 couldnt let me kill you. God it was so fucking hard. couldnt do much after that but...that was all needed to make sure you were okay. You should have let her shoot me Hermann...
You: Hermann scooched closer to Newtons side as much as possible in the little corner, tucked away from the noises of the Shatterdome. Well someone had to take up the position to care of / three/ children. he quips, ignoring the Newtons indignant squeak of protest. He pushed down the vile of guilt as Newton described the tug of war in his head, a matter of life and death, with the common factor: him. He gently places his chin atop Newtons hair and doesnt speak for a few minutes. would have let her shoot me afterwards, if that happened... he heard himself say, his innards wrenching at the thought of Newtons lifeless body in front of him.
Stranger: Newt playfully glared at Hermann, giving the man a gentle shove. Grandpa. He teased like he always did, honestly on the verge of tears because he finally felt like he was in control of himself. He felt free. But he knew he had to be held responsible for what he did. His actions couldnt go unpunished, no matter what Hermann said. But...he could deal with that later. But he was not going to let Hermann go down with him. Not if he could help it. People could have been saved Hermann. Everything could have stopped then. Maybe they wouldnt have gotten out. Maybe...maybe so many people wouldnt have died.
You: ((Oh my god, Newt stop pushing away Hermanns love. And just realized two things: A. think weve never made them officially declare their love for each other--or are we staying platonic? But Im cool either way really and- B. Jesus Christ its been 3 hours and wow you are a strong, remarkable rp partner. Real honored here!))
Stranger: (he kinda hates himself. Oh no they are declaring their love. Nothing platonic here. Has it really been three hours? Doesnt feel like it. Youre amazing)
You: Oh hush. Hermann rolled his eyes in good nature, returning the playful shove. It was nice. Considering that they are in a heavily guarded cell and a horde of angry military men are waiting to get their hands on a living proof of the next evolutionary phase of humanity. The thought of Newton becoming a guinea pig had carried him on a stronger resolve for being selfish. He was not going anywhere without Newton by his side. Sue me. really didnt care all of it. wasnt Hermann Gottlieb, war hero and all of that fancy titles when Shao was going to kill you. was.. /an idiot lost for words? human? a stone cold heartless fiend?/ he could go on. just Hermann. A-and know of the consequences. Ethically problematic even. may even get myself killed with death threats! he laughed, the mirth long gone. The point is, that you cannot save everyone or the world..so choice my world.
You: ((*CHOOSE. Ugh, fuck Hermann you tried being cheesy and you get mispelled wording))
Stranger: Newt looked over at Hermann for a few moments before he just decided to rest his head on the others shoulder. He needed a few seconds to compose himself. Its why fought so hard to get back control. hadnt done that before. Before just...let them do whatever they wanted. knew couldnt beat them but...when they had you had to try. couldnt let them kill you. The rest of the world didnt matter. You mattered. Its why apologized. needed you to know it wasnt me. didnt know what would happen but you fucking needed to know wasnt doing it. He curled up a bit closer to Hermann. Im not worth the effort you know. Not worth everything you are going to go through.
You: ((Newton, havent you heard that Hermann just said he loves you?))
You: Hermann stared back at Newtons glazed features, frowning at the mental dilema the man has.There goes that churning feeling in his stomach, a lingering feeling of anxiousness and terror of not being under control of your own body.What the precursors did is unforgivable. You were a victim of their horrendous apathetic decisions. he replies immediately, his mind racing on a thousand reasons why Newton should never feel bad, for having the world on his shoulders. And while recovery isnt as smooth as we hope it be--you will be, in good time, Youll be alright. His own instincts kicking in, enveloping Newton to a half hug with his left arm, patting it for good measure.Oh Newton...you are worth to fight for and to live for.
Stranger: Newt buried his face in Hermanns shoulder, quiet for a few moments. I love you, you know that right? Thats why he fought so hard to get back control. He couldnt let them kill the man he loved. He would have done anything to protect Hermann. Anything at all. He would have thrown himself from the top of the building in order to do that. He couldnt help but chuckle a bit when Hermann said that his recovery wasnt going to be smooth but he would be alright. As long as stop having seizures Ill be okay. Those are hell. He smiled softly before looking up at Hermann. Thought you had a thing against PDAs?
You: This was the second time in a row, Hermann was dumbfounded for words. I-well as the matter of fact-it uhm.. he stutters, unable to hide his ears turning red and a smile creeping in. He once thought he felt something in their drift before, it wasnt just infatuation--it was a deeper bond out of their yelling matches, forming a sense of camaraderie in their respective fields and sleepless nights. He was madly in love with Newton. So when his voice betrayed him, he mutedly nodded twice taking in the small laugh lines finally resurfacing at Newtons face. Yes well, you were always a bloody exception. he retorts back with no fire in his words, making sure to peck his nose for an assurance.
Stranger: Watching Hermann turn into a stuttering, blushing mess just made Newton grin all the more. He had only seen this once before, and that was when a drunken kiss happened when they won the first war. That had been one of his favorite memories. He didnt need Hermann to actually say it. He knew. He could feel it deep down in his soul. Im going to tell eeeeeeveryone how much of a teddy bear you are. He couldnt help but tease the other mana bit more. There was a knock on the door and Newt couldnt help but tense a bit at that, pressing closer to Hermann. The door opened and it was Jake standing there. Doc...the Marshall wants to see you. He wants your opinion. Apparently you have a few other people in your corner. Someone named Herc and someone else named Tendo are here to offer support. think Herc is another Marshall somewhere.
You: ((Oh my god this is so beautiful were redeeming these two--but hly sht its 4 am here and missed out an internet curfew. So uhm, thank you so much for your amazing prompt and like wow your construct of the story and Newt is so painful and painstackingly accurate, lovely and just wow--))
You: (any chance you would like to continue this via email or tumblr or something else? like can imagine Jake actually joining in the fight for Newton and just the mere hurt/comfort that is actually happening! Im so sorry for thiss--))
Stranger: (Of course! My e-mail is aberry15601gmail.com and my tumbIr is chefhector. can send you the log wherever you want. And of course hes going the fight._
You: ((well tumblr sounds about right-- just follwed you-Im K-scientists-in-love--so from my username youknow how much love these two---
Stranger: ( will message you the link for the log. Reply whenever you can)
You: ((Thank you so much for your amazingg effort and time and as much as want to answer Newton being finally Newton again with his quirks and oh my ghad Tendo frigging Choic and Herc Hansen will be there!! have to leaveee :(( ))
Stranger: (Im annoyed they were in Uprising so Im fixing that myself :) )
Stranger: (Go get some sleep now)
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You: Ahh hahaha , i already know my cheeks would get red from embarrassment
Stranger: mean happens to the best of us bro so dont be worried
You: Lmaooo if no one was around us and u were being me IIl probably pull my pants down
Stranger: Why bro hahah
You: Hahaha as a joke man
Stranger: Understandable haha
Stranger: Lowkey probably would smack that ass if it was just us
Stranger: Just to see those cheeks jiggle Imao
You: Ayooo homie u might feel the sweat
Stranger: bet it would be dripping lol like after smacked it and it was jiggling the sweat would probably be flying around bro hahaha
You: Lmaooooo IIl laugh it off than go to ur house after and drop ur pants and smack ur cheeks haha making sure they turn red
Stranger: Feeling bold see bro
Stranger: Acting like 1d let you get these pants down Imao
Stranger: Youd probably try and end up with your ass out again Imaooo
You: Lmaoo nah bro IIl trying to get u when y least expect man
Stranger: WeIll have to see man haha
You: Haha man well Il try my best
Stranger: bet your briefs get soaked throughout the day right?
Stranger: Or are you a boxers man?
You: Haha mean cant lie when get home and when take my boxer briefs off do see sweat soaked in the area
Stranger: Bet those cheeks are like sliding around all day from being lubed up from the sweat Imaooo
You: Hahah sometimes be having getting wedges
Stranger: Damnnn bro
Stranger: So you really do have a fat ass
You: Lmaooo yeh bro do
Stranger: Nice man nice haha
You: Hahah u could tell if wear joggers man
Stranger: bet man
You: Haha mean if we were hanging out and if u get my ass out than 1m farting on u
Stranger: Bruhhhhh
Stranger: Not the farting
You: Lmaooooo its a sign to resist my ass
Stranger: Lmacococo
Stranger: Bro would it ruin the vibe if asked for your snap?
You: Nah its all good
Stranger: Sweet bro- could get your snap
You: Add me gherny6
Stranger: Added man
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M
You: Can say something before you skip me?
Stranger: S
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: hows it going
Stranger: F 19
You: M21
Stranger: Im well thanks. You?
You: Im doing fine.
You: So, what are you upto?
Stranger: Umm. Currently Ive got one hand up my pussy
You: interesting
Stranger: Im rubbing my clit
You: how wet is it
Stranger: Dripping
You: need a helping dick?
Stranger: My finger goes right in
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: And another set of hands and a mouth Your: i bet 4 fingers inside will be as good as my dick
You: you are making me wanna come over there and bang you!
Stranger: Ah yes. And a thumb up my asshole
You: well, thats a new fetish but okay.
Stranger: Lets imagine youre here
You: and what is it that you are wearing?
Stranger: What would you do,?
Stranger: Im fascinated with anal play
Stranger: A tee and panties
You: Id hold you hair and pull you from behind and sniff on your neck
You: and slowly start to caress your body
Stranger: Cooh. Hot
Stranger: like that
You: pressing your bosoms wildly
You: and biting on your lips and neck, gently, so as to arouse you even more
Stranger: Ah. Yes. Do you read?
Stranger: Yes yes
You: and then my hands will want to explore the inside of your pussy
You: do i read what?
Stranger: can already feel them
You: like sex stories?
Stranger: Erotica
You: haha yes
Stranger: Yep
You: do you too?
Stranger: Knew it!
Stranger: Because of bosom
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Real one? :P
You: and biting on neck and sniffing too
Stranger: Yes. All of that. And caressing my body
You: yeah yeah
You: Id like to thank erotica, for helping improve the way i converse with females
You: so where were we??
Stranger: Well, Id like to thank it to for helping YOU improve
Stranger: *too
Stranger: Exploring my pussy
Stranger: Or should say honeycomb delicate flower
You: Id start off with slowly tingling your clitoris
Stranger: Ahh. Yes
You: the sweet triangle
You: thats what i like to callit
Stranger: Omg. Im loving this .
You: and then i would slowly move my index finger around your pussy lips in a circulating motion
Stranger: Ooh. Feeling it not.
Stranger: *i
Stranger: Damn autocorrect
You: by that time it would be sufficiently wet to make my fingers go explore the inside
You: lol
Stranger: Yes it is.
You: and dont forget my boner
Stranger: My clit all swollen up too
Stranger: Let me stroke it then
You: which is constantly rubbing against your sexy ass
You: as if im humping you
Stranger: Your hot rod of steel and thunder and what not
You: yeah you can stroke it while standing
You: oh baby this is going great!
Stranger: Nah. like the grinding better.
You: probably the most premium sex chat ever!
Stranger: Yeah. And with an Indian!
You: i should charge for it, right?
You: haha
Stranger: Maybe you should
You: know what you would have gone through on this site, with all the other indians
You: How long have you been using omegle?
Stranger: Id pay you with my innocence
Stranger: On and off since 3 months
You: usually take pleasure in exploiting the innocent
You: And what is it that you do F19?
Stranger: Female. 19 years old
Stranger: Thats what everyone here does
You: ij meant, whats your profession
You: in life
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: lol
Stranger: Im in college
You: we are mixing up two different conversations
Stranger: study law
You: Oh cool
Stranger: We are
Stranger: What about you?
You: study engineering, like most of them
Stranger: Had you not added those last for words, wouldve
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: *four
You: in which sentence?
Stranger: Like most of them
You: then it would be a turn off, right?
You: wouldve gives a totally different gist of potential thrill
Stranger: Yes. And slightly bitchy
You: hmm
You: umm i guess i have to go
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Nice talking to ya
You: nice talking with you
You: bbye..stay wet
Stranger: Lol
You: hey btw
Stranger: Stay hard!
You: hahah
You: lol
Stranger: Yeah?
You: i usually dont ask this to many girls here
Stranger: Okay...
You: but do you, in any case, would want to talk later sometime?
Stranger: would actually. just hope you wont judge me because Im horny
You: No, thats okay.
You: know we can also have a nice conversation sometimes
Stranger: Yes!
You: so, where should we talk then?
Stranger: WhatsApp? Id easily block your number if you turned out psycho :P
You: sure
You: your number?
You: or should i give mine first?
Stranger: 8521210228
You: wait for my message
Stranger: Im feeling very awkward right about now
Stranger: Okay
You: will probably message you in the night the
You: then*
Stranger: Sure. But this stops the horny chat
You: yes
Stranger: can only do that with strangers Your: yes yes sure
Stranger: Otherwise Ill get very self conscious
You: so ive saved your number
Stranger: Okay. Cool
You: do you want me to message now, or later?
Stranger: Well chat whenever but send a hiso save your number
You: your name?
Stranger: Ankita
Stranger: Yours?
You: the devil is in the details
You: Atul
Stranger: Yeo
You: thats your status?
Stranger: *yep
You: got it
Stranger: Thats the one
You: see you later ankita
Stranger: You too :)
You: bye
Stranger: Bye! | 12f372dd7e4046bb | India | 20171119071142 |
You: hii
You: u looks beautiful
Stranger: ur2
You: thank u dear | 12f73f398d8a937a | 20170526210804 |
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hey bae were breaking up..
You: Whyy!!! Yo ?
You: But i love you
Stranger: You cheated one me
Stranger: No
You: Yes i do
You: bet your the one that cheated
Stranger: m pregnant with your baby to
You: swear babe i didnt cheat
Stranger: m taking the kid
You: Noo
Stranger: She is better off with me
You: Leave the kid with me
Stranger: m 6weeks in
Stranger: Never you cheater
You: promise i will be a good mother please forgive me
Stranger: No bye
You: Babeeee
You: Oleaseee
Stranger: No
Stranger: No
You: Please
You: wont leave
You: promise 😭
Stranger: Sorry stranger now that your single go fuck anybody
Stranger: You want
You: Please
You: AHSHAJANNDSM
Stranger: m taking custody and your paying child support
You: Please
You: Ofc im paying
Stranger: 🖕🏼
Stranger: Bye*mwa*
You: Please babe promise it wont happen again | 13076ce4214ef8ba | Roblox | 20210123044958 |
You: what is your opinion of lucas duda
Stranger: i like him
Stranger: when was that back injury? 2014? that really fucked up that season for him but as a whole id consider him one of the better 1b in baseball
Stranger: why do you ask
You: The back injury was this year and it fucked him up but he was good before hand
You: Im doing a really dumb thing for something
Stranger: fantasy abseball?
Stranger: i get relaly into individual players once fantasy season rolls around
Stranger: oh shit yea the injury was this year
You: a lot of people dont like duda. Im setting out to get a consensus, and Ive decided to poll the best source for baseball opinions - omegle
You: its sarcastic and intentionally dumb
Stranger: i couldnt watch a lot this season i just got so busy. but ops of 130 or more the two years before
You: Oh shit OPS youre mind kinda guy
Stranger: sabremetrics are the way of the future
You: like you
Stranger: im looking at his stats
You: You read fangraphs?
Stranger: i fucking love fangraphs holy poop
Stranger: he has a great obp too with a 250 BA
You: Yeah. But idiots who only look at BA and nothing else dont like him
Stranger: he placed 22nd in the 2014 nl mvp vote lol
Stranger: theyre fools
Stranger: i bet theyre older people who look at rbis and go this guy knows how to drive in runs
You: Precisely
Stranger: i have coworkers like that and i cant stand it
You: Yeah that still the majority of baseball fans unfortunately
Stranger: i mean rbis arent bad per se, theyre just not accurate when evaluatoing an individual players value
Stranger: its okay our kind are the founding fathers of a better tomorrow
You: Theyre okay for small samples in telling what happened, but for player comparison theyre useless
You: Yeah saber stats are taking over the industry
Stranger: what do you think of trout
You: Best player in Baseball by a signifcant margin, and on pace to be one of the best players ever
You: Not appeciated enough
Stranger: yeah baby i love him so much
Stranger: i used to hate him since im an as fan, buti telized my hatred was really just jealousy
You: lol
Stranger: my cowrkers dont think he deserved mvp since the angels were so bad and i cant get them to understand how much worse the angels would be without him haha
You: What have the As done this offseason? cant remember.
Stranger: i wrote a three page report about why i belive trout should be a five time mvp right now
You: Yeah, apparently value is only value if the players around you dont suck. Its stupid.
Stranger: most notably they signed matt joyce to a two year deal which makes sense
Stranger: otherwise pretty quiet
You: Oh right forgot about Joyce. Yeah that was a quiet, solid move.
Stranger: he has always looked like an Ahe has a great walk rate and mediocre defnese lol
Stranger: who is your team
You: Mets, obviously. lol.
You: Hence the duda question.
Stranger: ahh that makes sense.
Stranger: im glad you all re signed cespedes
Stranger: he mets is my favorite off the places hes been post as
You: Mine too
You: But yeah Im really glad they got him back. They were fucked without him
Stranger: but now who is the CF.
Stranger: and who do you think is moved grandy or bruce or both
You: Granderson/Lagares platoon, right now
You: Bruce has got to go.
Stranger: he was so bad with the mets lol how did he fall off such a cliff
You: They actually cant even afford to sign anyone else until they dump a contract
You: He was never that good.
Stranger: too many stikeouts for sustained success imo
You: Yeah, and check his numbers from the previous two years.
Stranger: i mean just last year he started off well withthe reds
Stranger: just a slugger like trumbo or carter
Stranger: who are FA still
You: Yeah, and thats why nobody will take Bruce.
Stranger: i want the rockies to sign trumbo and just hit dingers all next year
Stranger: the blue jays need some power
Stranger: especially LHH power
You: Yeah that would be incredible hed hit like 60
You: The Jays were in on Bruce but theyre also in hot pursuit of Bautista now
You: Since his market collapsed
Stranger: Im so glad that they are playing the same way he did during spring training
Stranger: he was saying there is no such thing as a home team discount since he had already given them one
Stranger: then he had a bad season and isnt being offered anything
Stranger: so they jays just balked and were like no man you said no discounts
You: Lol yup. But mean guess cant blame him for playing hard ball but he had a crappy year and it blew up in his face.
You: Like lan Desmond
Stranger: oh fuck yeah i forgot about that
You: Who by the way was a terrible signing for Colorado
Stranger: how much was that extension the nats offered him?
You: Over $100 mil
Stranger: i think theyre gonna dump either blackmon or cargo
You: They better. Cause theres no way Desmonds bat plays at first base.
Stranger: there is no way they waste a good defender in desmond at 1B
Stranger: wow i thought it was in the 90s not over 100 whoops ian
Stranger: at least he did what made sense and rebuilt his value instead of taking a shitty long deal
Stranger: its funny sometimes i think players who get 1 yr/8 million dollar deals are shitty but then i realize there is a lot of stuff i would do for even half of that lol
You: Lol yeah we look at rookies making 500k as like pesants and then we remember how much we make
You: Actually though players could be payed more. Players are being payed less of MLBs revenue today than at any other point in MLB history.
Stranger: yeah sometimes i wonder why guys like chris sale or bumgamer would sign such cheap extensions and then im like huh i would have a hard time saying no to 40 million dollars no matter what
Stranger: ya thats an issue and why the as are baing phased out of revenue sharing since the money is just going in the owners pockets
Stranger: except they made a run at encamacion which is cool
You: Yeah and every team think got a $60 million grant from something called MLBAM too
Stranger: they usually get a bunch of money from like tv deals in the offseason right
You: Yeah, thats the source of most revenue in baseball. The D-backs got one last year that allowed them to sign Grienke.
Stranger: man that makes sense
Stranger: tht the shelby miller trade
You: Or maybe it was a few years before
You: That was was awful
Stranger: i have to thank them tho that made the donaldson deal seem a little less awful
You: Lol It actually makes me angry how bad it was.
Stranger: yeah because now i wouldnt even trade enciarte alone for miller lol
Stranger: they gave the braves two comerstones and a good pitching prospect for a pitcher who was. demoted for some time last year
You: Inciarte alone for Miller straight up even then wouldve been pretty fair
You: But that GM was just freaking stupid
Stranger: yeah back then that wouldve been better
Stranger: the number one overall pick? are you fucking kidding me dave sttewart?
You: Did you ever hear the stories of how other GMs. needed to explain rules to him and Tony La Russa while they were in trade negotiations
Stranger: lol no i never heard that
You: It actually happened
Stranger: i wonder what rules they were trying to break
You: Ill see if can find a link
Stranger: nice nice
Stranger: i always wonder how like trade talks work
Stranger: are they mainly ove phone? email? all i do is imagine moneyball but who knows how accurate that is
You: http://arizonasports.com/story/797630/keith-law- tony-la-russa-diamondbacks-laughingstock/
You: think its mostly phone. Maybe GMs who are close with each other will text
Stranger: loli see laughingstock in the url dis gon be good
Stranger: holy fuck they didnt spend their pool money
Stranger: this is like if a 4th grader was thrown into a gm position
Stranger: that artice is brutal but awesome
You: It really makes me wonder how some of these people get their jobs.
You: Like you have masterminds like Theo Epstein in the same business as these idiots
Stranger: theo epstein is a fucking legend in two cities he is so cool
Stranger: where is dave now is he a coach or sometiung
You: And the dudes only like 42.
You: Dave who?
You: Dombrowski?
Stranger: no dave stewart former dbacks gm
Stranger: i knew he got fired but that was it
Stranger: i am so jealous of the cubs
Stranger: they have such theyre entirre core on lock for so long
Stranger: except arietta
You: Im looking Stewart up now couldnt find anything
Stranger: wow maybe hes just out of the gmae | 130b098b5a8f157e | baseball | 20170717111620 |
Stranger: (Friends with benefits AU but hes pining so bad. Fine if this goes angsty!)) So howd your date with Isaac go last night? -HP
You: About as well as youd expect. DM
Stranger: Which was..? -HP Bad? -HP
You: Hes nice and all, but Ive learned he has no idea how to treat someone on a date. Wouldnt stop comparing me to one of his exs. DM
Stranger: If he liked his ex so much, why doesnt he go back to him? -HP
You: Her, actually. Not that it matters. DM
Stranger: guess not. -HP Anyone else on the horizon? -HP
You: Theres one whos been passing me notes in potions and making excuses to pair up with me. So, suppose? havent decided whether or not Ill give him a chance. Though with my luck so far, itd likely just be another bust. DM
Stranger: Im sure youll find someone. -HP.
You: It would help if at least half the wizards actually interested in other guys here didnt have such repulsive personalities. DM
You: Thats enough about my horrid luck. How about you, Potter? Have anything good going for you? DM
Stranger: Ah. No. Not particularly suppose. -HP- No one really interested. -HP
You: find that hard to believe. DM
Stranger: A few interested, but Im not looking, suppose. -HP
You: You sound so world-weary about it. DM
Stranger: Im picky. -HP
You: You really could have anyone you liked, you know. Im fairly certain ninety percent of the school population would be happy to take a ride on the chosen ones broomstick. DM
Stranger: Shame Im gay and tend to be the one who enjoys taking rides on broomsticks. -HP
You: Shame indeed. Except for me, suppose. Im one of the lucky few. DM
Stranger: Very lucky few. -HP
You: feel like should be flattered, then. DM
Stranger: Course. -HP guess Cedric was my type. -HP That turned out so well. -HP
You: What happened to Cederic wasnt your fault. Though know your friends have likely told you that ad- nauseam by now. DM
You: *Cedric
Stranger: know. -HP But still feel like couldve done something more. -HP
You: Im not going to try and pretend that positive thinking or some other bull will make that feeling go away. Youll probably feel it all your life...but it will fade. doubt there was anything else you couldve done, especially at the Dark Lords mercy. DM
You: Just dont let you inspire this to do something like steal a time tumer and go back to erase his death, as implausible as that sounds. DM
You: Not to mention stupid. DM
Stranger: wonder how different everything would be if I did. -HP
You: Hed probably still be with Cho Chen if he were kicking. DM
You: *Chang ((why am so bad with names??))
Stranger: Probably. -HP Sorry. got really negative here didnt I? -HP
You: Really its my fault for inquiring about your love life. DM
Stranger: Its alright. -HP Did you want to meet tonight? -HP-
You: Sure, why not. Its not exactly as if last night ended satisfyingly. Hettie this and Hettie that killed that buzz rather quickly. DM
Stranger: Did you hex him? -HP
You: Must you be so dramatic, Potter? It wouldnt have been worth the effort. DM
Stranger: can if youd like. -HP
You: Look...lsaac is nice enough if a bit tactless. He wouldnt deserve being hexed either. DM
You: Wheres this coming from? DM
Stranger: just.. -HP Think you should be treated right. -HP
You: (delayed) What exactly are you saying? DM
Stranger: Sorry. -HP dont know. Ignore me. -HP-
You: No. If somethings on your mind, tell me. DM
Stranger: Its nothing, really. -HP.
You: Harry. DM
Stranger: dont know. -HP You deserve to be treated right. Thats all. -HP
You: Youve already said that. Youre not exactly convincing me here that theres not more you arent saying either. DM
Stranger: You deserve to find someone who treats you right. -HP
You: Potter...do you have feelings for me? DM
Stranger: No!! -HP Thats ridiculous.. -HP
You: Is it? DM
Stranger: We agreed it wasnt like that. -HP
You: know. The way youre deflecting right now is starting to make me think otherwise. DM
Stranger: delayed Im sorry. -HP
You: dont really know what to say. DM
Stranger: We should probably just... Stop. -HP
You: Potter, no. Just wait a moment. need a moment to think. DM
Stranger: As long as you need. -HP
You: cant say never expected this to be a possibility. But never thought it could happen this, dont know, quickly? DM
You: Im aware weve been at this for almost a year now. Yet it feels so new still, and old at the same time? DM
You: know Im not likely making sense but dont know how else to describe it. DM
You: What do know is that like spending time with you. Cheesy as it sounds, my days usually feel better when youre a part of them. DM
You: The idea of committing to this, to ruining a potentially good thing...its hard to think about. DM
You: Yet know it would be cruel and selfish of me to ask that we keep going despite your feelings. DM
Stranger: If we were going to ruin it we would have already, wouldnt we? -HP
You: suppose so. DM
You: Im just unsure of my own feelings. DM
You: could hurt you if we dive in and it tums out that cant retum them. DM
Stranger: Rather you hurt me than anyone else. -HP
You: dont want to do it again. DM
Stranger: trust you. -HP
You: All right. DM
You: Lets give this a try. DM
Stranger: What exactly...? -HP.
You: Us. DM
You: Im willing to give dating a shot if you are. DM
Stranger: definitely am. -HP-
You: Its settled then. Should we still meet after supper and take it from there? DM
Stranger: Id love to. -HP | 1311cc355797ced3 | drarry | 20170328214926 |
Stranger: Why did you buy me a new suit? SM
You: Because you were in desperate need of one. JM
Stranger: Whats wrong with my current suit? SM Your: Its at least two seasons out of fashion. And the fact that its your /only/ suit. JM
Stranger: It looks like your suits. How is it out of fashion? SM Okay. Ill accept its my only suit. SM
You: Dont question me. think the words youre looking for are thank you, Jim. JM
Stranger: Yes, yes, thank you, Boss. SM
You: Did you try it on yet? want to make sure got the measurements right. JM
Stranger: Well think the pants are a little short. But other than that it fits alright. SM
You: Youre abnormally tall. JM Show me. JM
Stranger: Cant help how tall am. SM IMG: Sebastian standing in front of the mirror, the whole suit fits well, though the pants do end a few inches above his feet. See. SM
You: Oh, dear. That looks ridiculous. Youll have to go to my tailor and have that taken care of. JM
Stranger: Yeah. Thought so. But also wasnt sure if that was a trend was missing out on. SM
You: No, it was just me guessing at your inseam. JM Make sure you get it done by Friday. JM
Stranger: Whats Friday? SM You guessing? thought you knew everything, Boss. SM
You: regrettably have to attend a charity event, and refuse to suffer alone. JM Notice how managed to get everything else correct. think deserve some credit. JM
Stranger: You did do a good job. Proud of you, Boss. SM Charity? Really? SM
You: Youre lucky youre pretty. JM Theres going to be an auction and need to have a word with one of the art dealers wholl be attending. JM
Stranger: What? SM So Im just there to be arm candy? SM
You: Dont be silly. expect you to bring a gun, as well. JM
Stranger: Naturaly. SM
You: But youll be posing as arm candy. JM
Stranger: Got it. SM Any part Im playing, or just arm candy? SM
You: havent quite decided. How far are you willing to go? JM
Stranger: Whatever you need as always, Sir. SM
You: The plan doesnt require much. , however, will be in need of entertainment, and if theres one thing find amusing its throwing my lifestyle in the face of rich old men. JM
Stranger: So Im your very gay arm candy? SM
You: Thats the idea. JM
Stranger: Got it. SM Probably should have made the suit a bit tighter then. SM
You: do like the way you think. JM
Stranger: Besides we know have a good ass. SM
You: Oh, yes. Were paying my tailor a visit first thing tomorrow. JM
Stranger: Youve got it, Boss. SM | 13187aa4cb55f1fc | MorMor, Sherlock | 20180308173849 |
You: are you an alien
Stranger: Hey slut
Stranger: Haha no
Stranger: You a girl?
You: bummer Yo m here to give aliens cookies with cream Yor nd hot chocolate
You: also Im no slut
Stranger: Mmmm sounds good. Give me your pussy cream :)
Stranger: was just saying that to see if you were real
You: please leave sir youre not being very kind
Stranger: m sorry. 1m just stroking my cock and horny. Hoping you could help :)
Stranger: My apologies
You: what
Stranger: Help me cum ;)
You: you better stop doing that
Stranger: What?
You: youre disturbing the customers
Stranger: Stroking my big dick?
You: yes
You: please
Stranger: What customers?
You: stop
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: stopped. But its enlarged
Stranger: And throbbing
You: well go in the bathroom and wait it out
Stranger: For how long? Will get to cum!
Stranger: ?
You: Im not asking you to masturbate in there, Im asking you to go in the bathroom and wait until that erection is over
Stranger: just wanna phuck a phussy so bad
Stranger: Ugh why? m wet... cum was oozing
You: get a girlfriend then
Stranger: m trying :)
Stranger: Will that disturb the customers if I fuck a girl?
You: well youre failing
You: and yes
Stranger: What can do to get you?
You: it will horify them
Stranger: You seem nice and juicy
You: there are children hee
You: here*
Stranger: can smell your pussy scents
Stranger: Its calling my name and my
Stranger: Cock
You: that must be a mistake
Stranger: No, can smell you
Stranger: can smell hormones
You: then its my sweat
Stranger: It smells good. Its pussy sweat. Turns me on
Stranger: can taste your pussy in my mouth and your tongue wrapped around my dick
You: its not genital sweat
Stranger: It is tho, can smell it
You: its from my armpits
Stranger: Its got a certain odor
Stranger: No, because can smlee
Stranger: That too
You: ok stop
You: scroll up
Stranger: Ugh its making me bigger
You: did i ever say i was female?
Stranger: Yes
You: go and check
Stranger: Fuck itself. Alien fucker | 131fdbb22059bf73 | 20201107223646 |
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Stranger: Xei.
You: Xeii.
Stranger: Jlopn cv HAMaM VM Ha Mes Kak a 3aNo4Ha TO3M pasroBop.
Stranger: Lie nutam Kak cn?
You: Onpegeneno He Hait-go6pnat Ha4nH, HO CbM JOBONEH MW Ha TOBa.
You: He 3HaM Kbge ce HamupaM.
You: Tv kak cu?
Stranger: 3alo Taka?
You: MyckynHa Tpecka m He CbM ce Hacnan.
Stranger: Buna com un Mo-gobpe.
You: 3Ha4u ce Wenum ga cTaHew no-go6pe.
Stranger: Toraga narai, 3a ga cm NoNMHelW.
Stranger: Hama Kak Ja cTaHe.
You: CbHA 3a NantonuTe.
You: Ha KonKo rognuu cn?
Stranger: 17. ATM ga Npegnonoxka nM Ha KONKO cu?
You: Mpeqnonoxu.
Stranger: Camo mu kaxku Harope 1M OT MosATAa Bb3pacT?
Stranger: Mnn Hagony.
You: Moe ga e, Mowe ga He e. Mpobeai 6e3 KOKEpH.
Stranger: 23.
You: Neyennw 6nn3anka, ako no3sHael OT MbpBMA BT.
You: He, u3ry6u 6nu3ankata.
You: 17.
Stranger: O 3a npbe MbT, HAKOM Ha MOATAa Bb3pact.
You: Ho He cce TpeBoxn, Ye He No3Ha, Npean ToguHa ca MM faBann vu 38.
Stranger: Ho He w3rnexgaw Ha TONKOBa ga cu npy3naa.
Stranger: Jlene.
You: Yosek Ha 37 Mu rn gage.
You: Korato 6x Ha 11, mv gaBaxa no 16.
Stranger: UnTepecno.
You: Hagapam ce TeHdeHUMATA Ja ce OOLpHE cneg Bpeme, KoraTo CbM Ha 40, ako rv goxKueen, 4a MM DaBarT 30.
You: 3auwo He cu Hait-gobpe?
Stranger: Le ru goxnBeew.
You: Cvnio ce HagaBaM fa He, HO ToRa apyr Bbnpoc.
Stranger: Cnyyuxa ce HAKOM HeLa DHEC,KOUTO He MM Jagat Mpa,
Stranger: U 3aToBa He Mora Mga 3acnsA.
Stranger: U oT6uBam Bpeme TyK.
Stranger: Taka ga peyem.
You: CragaT sv 3a pa3ka3BaHe MM Ca MHOrO TWH?
Stranger: He ca Tebpge NMYHM, HO He ChM TaKbB TWN YOReK, KOMTO fa paska3Ba Ha Apyrute KakBo ro MBYN.
You: A3 He o6v4am Ja pa3ka3BaM Ha No3HaTH.
You: Hamam aoBepne Ha HUKoro.
You: OT Tenecbou nm cn?
Stranger: Pa3s6upaemo e ga HAMA. ABHO gocTa ca Te npegann.
Stranger: fla, 3awo?
You: Vickax ga TM npaTa equa neceH, HO ABHO HaMa a e cera.
You: Kak ce ka3Ball?
Stranger: KakTo TH cw pewmw. Hama ga HacTOABaM, Makap 4 ga MMe mo6onnTHO.
Stranger: BaHeca.
Stranger: Tu?
You: AnekcaHdbp, NPMATHO MH e.
You: Mora ga TW A npaTa, HO CM Mucha, Ye YaTET TM We ce 3aTBOpH. | 132639ff46ccdcb8 | 20170914103936 |
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You: yo
Stranger: M...
You: f
Stranger: Age
You: 16
Stranger: 17 here
You: ayee
Stranger: Hey can u guess my dont mind
Stranger: ?????
Stranger: Hey ru gone
You: no
Stranger: Then why r u not chatting
You: im not good at guessing
Stranger: Ok np
You: also i wonderes what would happe
You: bc i didnt know if you were a bot
Stranger: m not bot ru real one
You: im real
Stranger: Thank god
You: im confused Imao
You: also i have a question
Stranger: For wtt
Stranger: Askkkk Your is it like a job, or a sex thing, or are youa troll
You: yk what i mean
You: no hate im genuinelu curious
Stranger: m not Getting can explain it
Stranger: Pls
You: the copypasta u sent before
Stranger: R u Indian
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: ru
Stranger: Yup
You: oh
You: but yeah, is this ur job, are you trolling, etc
Stranger: Hey i think ur very good grl not interested in sex talksss i guess
Stranger: Trolling or can just timepass
You: oh ok
Stranger: Can we do sex chat if u dont mind | 132d9c93c1697bc8 | tiktok | 20220201093701 |
Stranger: M
You: are you in the army of 9 year olds
Stranger: No
You: do you know what it is
Stranger: Wht
You: the army of 9 year olds | 133101e77d807b8b | youtube | 20201109041605 |
You: hi
You: whrr beep beep
Stranger: hello
Stranger: taxi mini game | 1332e6e57e82ab45 | danganronpa | 20201108190819 |
You: Ability?
Stranger: Flying
You: Hired
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Thanks
You: Gender?
Stranger: Girl
You: Trump or kanye?
Stranger: Neither
You: 😶😐
Stranger: 🙂
You: Racism
Stranger: No
You: Its ok
Stranger: Im quitting the job
You: Fired
Stranger: No i quit first
You: kick first
Stranger: Ill kick ur kneecaps
You: Ill kick ur Yo cant
You: U a girl
Stranger: Yeah cant hit a girl
Stranger: Loser Your: Ill let you slide
Stranger: Good
Stranger: No
Stranger: What
You: Disconnect!
You: Now its my order
Stranger: No you disconnect
You: No u
Stranger: No you
You: How old are u?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: Wbu
You: Understandable have a great day
Stranger: No
Stranger: wont
You: U are 15 lol
Stranger: Lol
You: What problems can u have
Stranger: My mom hates me and left me
You: Dad?
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: live with him but he is mentally abusive
You: Are u us citizen?
Stranger: No
You: Uk?
Stranger: No
You: Australia?
Stranger: No
You: Canada?
Stranger: No
You: Thats weird
Stranger: Yeah cause those are the only countries in the world
You: With parent problem
Stranger: Oh yeah sure
You: Yes
Stranger: Yes
You: My parents are op
You: And still together
You: Checkmate
Stranger: Oh thats cool u win
Stranger: Ur old af
Stranger: Oldie
You: Kid
Stranger: Old fuck
You: Baby
Stranger: Old enough to die of a heart attack
You: Not yet
Stranger: Yes u are
You: exercise daily
Stranger: Still old
You: have six packs and vegetarian diet
Stranger: Still old
You: Check mate kid
Stranger: win
Stranger: Oldie
You: U lose
Stranger: win
Stranger: U lose
You: U are like 15 thats a Big L
You: Imagine being under 18
Stranger: Cyber bullying
You: In 21
Stranger: Bullying a kid
Stranger: Old
You: Bullying a old person
You: Harrasment
Stranger: Thats cool
You: Bet u still in school
Stranger: Well im not a dropout like u
You: Oh u wish
You: am in university
You: Hehe
Stranger: Oh guess what
You: What
Stranger: Nvm
You: Ok
Stranger: Ur too old
Stranger: Yes
You: am young af
Stranger: Old af
You: Dont make me.say it
Stranger: Well say it if u want to
Stranger: Oldie
You: Ok.bye
You: Tell me ur name before leave kid
Stranger: Why do u want to know my name
Stranger: But ok
Stranger: Eeva
You: Ash
Stranger: Dont bully me for it
You: Ok will be going now to exercise
Stranger: Be careful not to get a heart attack
You: Be careful
Stranger: Be
You: Wish u good luck
Stranger: Bzzzzzz
Stranger: U too oldie
You: Ok now disconnect
Stranger: No u have to do it
You: U are a kid
You: U do it
Stranger: No u do it
You: Eeva
Stranger: Ur old it might be ur last chance to do it
You: Make me
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Ig we both will just be here then
You: Darthashpie
Stranger: Whats that
You: Figure it kid
Stranger: Well i have time
You: darthashpie,*
You: Hope u dont have attechment with me yet
Stranger: Its a twitter account or something
You: Kid
Stranger: Oldie
You: Imagine using Twitter
You: Toxic
Stranger: Imagine
Stranger: Idk how to use it
You: Ofcourse
Stranger: Ofcourse
You: Boohoo
You: 15 year old
Stranger: Boohoo
Stranger: 21 year old
You: Cant even do stuff u like
Stranger: can
You: No u cant
Stranger: Yeah ican
Stranger: Ur too old to do anything
You: Lol
You: Expected from u
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Expected from u
You: Dont copy me
Stranger: Dont copy me
You: If disconnect will u feel bad?
Stranger: Yeah i will cry for hours
You: For real?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Yes
You: Ok good
Stranger: Ok good
You: Where u from?
Stranger: Finland
Stranger: Where u from
You: Bye
Stranger: U didnt answer
You: Ik
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: So answer
You: Do u believe in stereotypes?
Stranger: Not really
You: India
Stranger: Cool
You: Cool
Stranger: Cool
You: Now leave
Stranger: U leave
You: Wht
You: Why
Stranger: Hdkdjdkd
Stranger: Guess what
Stranger: Theres a nice little button that says stop u should press it twice
You: U do it
Stranger: No u
You: dont take orders am 21
Stranger: i dont take orders iam 21
You: That was a lie
Stranger: Just press the fucking button
You: Ask me nicely
Stranger: Could u please press that button | 1343855e0ba56294 | Memes | 20210301142452 |
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