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Stranger: him You: f You: whats yours? Stranger: how old are you ? You: 17 Stranger: ever knowen anyone who was raped ? You: my friend says she was Yor ut im not sure believe her You: u? Stranger: lots yes, used to love doing it, to was so hot, Stranger: miss it now Stranger: whats your secret You: you used to rape people? Stranger: when i had the chance yes You: how old are you? Stranger: 27 You: how many people did you rape? Stranger: total maybe 8 You: why dont you have the opportunity anymore? Stranger: just dont rly, mostly old friends of myne i did and really drunk girls You: are you in prison? Stranger: no lolm got away with it thx u You: where arey ou from? Stranger: uk Stranger: u? You: ... You: uk too Stranger: nice, what part lol x You: im not telling you You: do you havae like a wife and kids now? Stranger: no recently single Stranger: well suppose its not recent anymore actually Stranger: hbu, married ?? You: you said you raped old friends You: why didnt they report you? Stranger: some Stranger: some where to drunk, some where to embarised, thought people would just call them sluts insted, one just plain liked it lol You: i doubt she liked it Stranger: saw her for years after, she didnt tell anyone You: she could have been in shock You: or afraid Stranger: haha she might have been first time Stranger: the other times she was wet You: dont you feel guilty You: about doing that to all those girls? Stranger: no Stranger: if you dont want to fuck maybe they should look after themselfs, have little respect You: what does having respect for yourself got to do with being attacked? Stranger: what your fit as fuck and you dress like a slut people are going to take advantage of any opportunity you give Your i like to dress nice when go out definitely dont want to get raped You: its awful You: hope it never happens to me or anyone know Stranger: well theres a diff between nice and naughty x dw You: who decides teh difference between nice and naughty? you? Stranger: there are girls iv knowen who iv never raped, girls who actually look after themselfs im still friends with You: i dont think they would be friends with you if they knew what you did to those other women Stranger: never know, might turn them on lol, Stranger: maybe it would get u a little wet to x, u ever been dominated ? You: think youre disgusting Yor nd it wouldnt turn them on Yo people knew what you were like really You: they would close all connection with you Your: i think you know that deep down tho Stranger: thats why im here obv You: because u knw everyone you know would hate you if they really knew you Stranger: but that still dosent change that it was the hottest thing i ever did and i miss it You: so you have to tell ppl here You: and pretend like ur proud Stranger: im mixed tbh You: :( Yo feel bad for you You: even tho you are a horrible person and did horrible things Stranger: haha dont, it was amazing You: it means you now have something inside you that you can never tell anyone You: you can never be open with anyone You: for the rest of your life You: until you admit what you did Stranger: never know that You: :( Stranger: world has all sort of people in it, normal and messed up You: youll be always lonely for as long as you live You: thats what makes me sad Stranger: haha u mom tell u that story You: no You: its obvious Stranger: im did that so i must be lonely forever till i confess You: you cant be close with someone while you are keeping secrets from them Stranger: grow up honney You: and you will always have secrets You: so how can u ever be close with someone? Stranger: everyone has secrets, everyone lies You: ya but not like that You: everyone lies and everyone has secrets but not so bad that they cant tell their husband or wife You: but you do Stranger: their own big ones that they keep to themselfs You: im not saying other people arent bad You: im just saying it makes me sad You: that you cant be close to anyone now Stranger: well not all bad people are going to die alone You: and ur still young right? You: even if you are with someone, a wife and kids some day even then youll be alone You: because you know that they will never really know you Stranger: ??? You: you know that Stranger: hahaha wtf You: no matter how much they say they love you Stranger: do u really beleve that You: they cant mean it You: because they dont really know you Stranger: god u got some growing up to do You: its making me so sad to think about Stranger: kk well your making me sad with this crap now You: you can never believe anyone if they tell you they love you You: because you will know always that they wouldnt love you if they knew you You: you cant even ever be loved :( Stranger: like really i hope u know what a lot of shit that is and if u dont lifes going to kick the shit of you You: im so sorry You: i dont know what u can do
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You: Hello am 32/m names Miles Stranger: Im 19, names Otto You: Hey Otto! T or B? Stranger: Im vers, what about you? You: Same! Any roles you enjoy? Stranger: usually do pretty simple ones, but Im getting a little bored of those. You have any ideas? You: Hmmm wanna do we meet on grindr and talk from there for a bit? Stranger: Sure, that sounds good You: Also im Miles im 63 with dirty blonde hair and green blue eyes, im not really tan but not pale im very fit with broad shoulders nice pecs and abs, also have a small scar on my upper lip and chest and side, also my right nipple is pierced and usually have a bar in and im 9inchs and have big balls, also have thick strong thighs and a big round juicy bubble butt you? Also wanna know anything else about my body? Just ask. also have a tattoo of an angel in heaven on my right arm and shoulder Stranger: Im 58 with buzzed black hair and hazel eyes. have a natural tan and Im very athletic (I play a lot of baseball, wrestling, and bike a lot.) and toned. Both my ears and nipples are pierced. have a 7 cock and a firm, round ass You: Any kinks or fetishes, cut or uncut? am cut! Stranger: Im cut as well, and have a bit of an underwear fetish, jockstraps and getting fucked while wearing one You: Ok! enjoy slow and flirty, rimming, toys and nipple play! Stranger: like all of that too You: Mind starting for us? You: Mind if asked your race? Stranger: Im white but people always think Im latino/hispanic, you? You: Irish mix Stranger: Nice, have some Irish cousins Stranger: Ill start now You: Thanks! Stranger: was 19 and fresh out of highschool. It was late on a summers night when decided to hop on grindr. had recently downloaded the app after my curiosity got the best of me one night after drunkenly kissed a guy at a party. My profile had some basic details listed with the name New, a basic torso pic of myself in the school gym still visit when Im free (coach gave me an extra key and free range.) scroll through the profiles for a minute before stopping on yours, deciding to send you a tap You: had just got a tap, my wife was gone for the weekend with my son and daughter to visit their aunt, downloaded just to peek around, my profile wasnt much just a shirtless pick in a pair of jeans, look over your profile and smile sending a tap back Stranger: Hesitating for a few moments, decide to send you a message and see where this could lead. Hey You: sent back Hey...hows your night goin? asked Stranger: Pretty alright, cant sleep so got on here. What about you? You: Just relaxing at my place, you look cut in your picture. sent back with a smiley face Stranger: Thanks man, you look pretty good yourself. say with a blushing emoji Yo Ha well um...maybe we should show more? asked with a winky face Stranger: blush for real this time, not used to someone being so forward. Well, what should show?? send with another blushing face Yo Ummm well can go first if youd like. send a laughing face Stranger: Its alright, Ill go first. hop out of my bed and walk over to my mirror, making sure my body looks okay You: Umm...surprise me. send back with a winky Stranger: It takes about a minute to get my response, The pic you receive is one of me crouched in front of my mirror my back towards it and my back flexing, naked except for a jockstrap framing my ass. Surprised? arrives soon after You: blush and chuckle sending back a blushing face Oh very! Wow someone works out! What do you wanna see sport? asked Stranger: smile when see you called me sport, something my old coach would call me. Can see what youre packing up front? Pretty please?? send two emojis of the monkey covering his eyes You: chuckle and get naked my cock growing slowly, get down and place my cock on the table next to a quarter making it look like a penny and send back Here ya go kiddo. send Stranger: The second your pic comes through, feel my cock twitch in my pouch. Wow... thats big... say with a few blushing emojis Yo send back a smiley face Thank you sport anything else you wanna peek? asked Stranger: send you another pic, this time of my front, my phone discreetly covering my face. Flex for me, you look pretty built. You: strip naked and do the same flexing my whole body Wow sport you are a fit one, let me guess, a wrestler? asked Stranger: Spot on, play baseball and bike a lot too. respond with the appropriate emojis. At the sight of your naked form, i reach behind myself and touch my virgin hole, for the first time thinking about a man taking me You: Fit boy, bet you look real cute in a pair of baseball pants or a singlet, can see one? asked sending a winky Stranger: Sure, sir. run over to my closet, pulling on and old red singlet, tighter than normal. move back over and take a pick from the side, my ass and bulge on display and my black jockstrap visible through the thin fabric. You like? You: No... love! isen back with a blushing face Stranger: Glad to hear it, sir! say with a few smileys You: So...what exactly are you looking for on here sport? asked Stranger: To be honest, Im not really sure. was pretty certain was was totally straight until A couple of weeks ago, sir. You: Ch really? send back Hehe well kinda know how you feel... havent been with another man since college. send Stranger: That cans have been too long ago, you look pretty young. send back with a winky face, enjoying the flirting You: chuckle and send back Well am 32, yourself? asked Stranger: 19 here. didnt think you were more than 25 respond, honestly not expecting your age You: Oh why thank you, wow 19? So much muscle for a young man sport. send a smiley face back Stranger: Really? dont think so, Ive always sort of been like this... Another blushing face You: Well like how you look sport. send a winky face So um...did you just wanna trade send too dont know... this is the first time Ive sent pics before, sir. But youre really nice and honestly super hot. You: Well... wouldnt mind...seeing you in person. send Stranger: Really? Tonight? ask, standing back up and pacing around my room You: Yes um if tonight doesnt work its fine! Sorry if that was too pushy. send back Stranger: No! Its okay. would say just come here but my younger brother is home... wait, have a place we can meet. You: Ok. send back waiting excited Stranger: take off the singlet and throw ona loose tanktop and shorts, sending you the address of the school. Park near the gym. send before putting my phone in my pocket, hopping on my bike, and heading that direction You: throw ona pair of jeans and a flannel with boots and start to drive Stranger: Within a few minutes, Im there. lock my bike up and unlock the door before heading inside, waiting for your car to pull up You: My car pulls up and flash my lights a few times and step out Stranger: peek open the door and look over towards you. hey, over here! You: smiled Oh hey said and walked over Stranger: open the door and let you inside, letting you in behind me. take a mental note of how much taller you are than me. uh, hey... You: Um hey...oh um...names Miles. smile Stranger: Otto... return your smile, motioning for you to follow me. lead up around a corner into the old nurses office, all thats left in here being a twin-sized bed, a office desk, and a massage table You: smiled Old highschool? asked Stranger: Same highschool, old gym wing. Its only used my staff and students on their free time. just happen to have a key for it. say with a shrug, leaning back against the desk You: Nice nice...anyway we could get ona mat? asked smirking Stranger: Ubh... yeah. say with a grin, leading you out onto the main floor. pull one of the mats out from the side, quickly unfolding it. You: took off my boots and socks Havent been on one in a while...my son actually just one his junior wrestling tournament. smiled Stranger: Oh yeah, shouldve brought him a long, havent sparred in a while. say with a laugh, my face turning red. turn my back to you, quickly peeling off both the tank top and my shorts, leaving me in just the jock You: Hes a bit young for this and you, maybe you can help train him though. look and see you Oh um...want me to strip too? asked Stranger: turn back, sitting down on the mat with my hands over my bulge. Thats uhh, up to you... look around, the blush spreading to my neck and chest You: smiled and stripped down to just a pair of Calvin Klein briefs in a light blue and sat down too and smiled Stranger: return your smile, though you can see my nervousness. So um... what happens now? You: What do you want to happen? asked Mind if asked...what you have done with another man so far? asked Stranger: Just kissed, but even that was while was drunk... scoot a bit closer to you You: I understand...maybe we can just...hold each other for a bit? asked smiling Stranger: Yeah... yeah, that sounds nice. smile and scoot next to you, our hips barely touching You: stand up Stand sport and face me. smiled holding a hand down to you Stranger: reach up and grab your hand, allowing you to pull me up, looking up into your eyes You: smiled and pulled you into a hug, holding you close to my my hand on the back of your head, brushing your hair a bit Stranger: let out a sigh, slowly moving my arms around your wide frame. As time passes, you can feel me relax more and more You: rub down your back and feel your cheeks softly, rub up and down your spine and feel your sides kissing your cheek softly Stranger: turn my head up towards yours, allowing you to kiss my lips, slide my hands up your frame and over your shoulders You: kiss back softly opening my mouth to allow my tongue into yours softly Stranger: A sounds slips out of me, almost like a whimper. pull you tighter against me You: groan softly my own cock growing a bit as spread your cheeks playfully Stranger: lift one of my legs, giving you a bit easier access to my most private area You: reach and slowly run a finger from the top of your crack to your balls and come back up slowly to feel your anus a bit just flicking You: flicking it Stranger: lightly moan against you, grinding my crotch against your thigh You: reach down and hoist you up and slowly sit down indian style with you on my lap and your cheeks spread as your legs wrap around my back, break our kiss and hug you tight again Stranger: lean my head on your shoulder, trying to catch my breath. Fuck... You: chuckle softly my cock very hard Hmm not my first time with another man on the mat. said Stranger: Oh yeah? ask, still out of breath, a grin on my face. look up and give you another kiss You: peck back Hmm yes...my coach was my first. said Stranger: Really? ask, my hands rubbing your chest You: Yes sport hmm taught me a lot. chuckled Stranger: What else did he teach you? lift myself up in your lap a bit, kissing your neck You: How to take it from a man like a man. smirked Stranger: Are you gonna teach me, sir? You hear both the nervousness and excitement int my voice You: If youd like sport. smiled and pinched your asscheek playfully Stranger: I... think would. lick my lips, pushing my ass back into your hand You: Ok then. smiled and softly set you on the mat sitting as stood my cock very hard in my briefs Touch me as you would touch a man you wish to please. said Stranger: get up onto my knees, moving one hand to rub your balls while the other strokes your length over your briefs. This good, sir? You: Yes sport just like that hmmm very good. groaned softly some pre forming at the top of my cock Stranger: Without thinking, lean forward and suck on the head through your briefs, trying to get a taste. You: brush the back of your head and work to your chin and cheek Would you like a taste? asked Stranger: Yes, please sir. look up at you, a hunger in my eyes and pull down your briefs You: My cock comes out and smacks your cheek lightly, smile Good boy. Stranger: My tongue lolls out, the look on my face like that of a puppy who just got a new toy. lean forward and suck on the head, savoring your taste You: groaned softly Oh my boy...oh yes. said Stranger: keep running my tongue all over your cock, like its my favorite flavor or popsicle in the summer heat You: smiled and slapped my cock on your tongue playfully Stranger: sit there with my tongue out, my hands down at my side like a good boy You: smiled and sat my cock on your tongue and slowly pressed into your mouth Stranger: let you slide into my mouth, doing my best to take as much of you as can You: look down and smile and push more in slowly Stranger: sit and let your cock work its way into my mouth, surprised my gag reflex has yet to kick in You: hold the back of your head and slowly push it all in and hold Stranger: hold my breath as you hilt yourself, your cock down my throat. silently applaud myself for taking it all You: smile down at you and pull out and walk over to the middle of the mat Top or Bottom? asked Stranger: take a few deep breath, spit dribbling down my chin. lL... uh... bottom, guess... You: smiled Good choice sport, on all fours, cheek to the mat please. said You: Butt up...high. say Stranger: turn around and quickly assume the position, my but wiggling side to side excitedly You: Arms back and spread your cheeks for me sport. smiled Stranger: Yes sir! reach back and spread my ass open for you, highly turned on by exposing myself like this You: come from behind and kneel down between your legs, you can see my hanging hard wet cock as kneel Can you wink your anus sport? asked Stranger: blush from the question but do it anyways, blushing from slight embarassment You: chuckle softly Very cute...do you wanna take off your jock? asked Stranger: I, uh... Id like to keep it on... if thats okay... look back over my shoulder at you You: Of course, may ask you to take it off later. smiled Ready to learn how to take it like aman? asked Stranger: Of course sir. Yes sir, Im ready sir. arch my back, my hips wiggling You: Good, now it is polite to help a man out if no lube is around, feel me and do as do when asked. smiled and leaned into your anus softly and slowly kissed and licked around before slowly kissing your anus and sliding my tongue onto and around it Stranger: Oh fuck... say with a gasp, a low groan coming out after. never new that could feel so much pleasure from there You: Keep spreading for me sport. leaned in and slowly press my tongue into your anus Stranger: hold myself open, gritting my teeth and grinding my ass back against your tongue. Y-yes sir... You: spit onto your anus and press my tongue back in groaning Stranger: Ch goood... cant help but moan, youre tongue making me feel like Ive never felt before You: smiled and pulled back, your anus nice and slick now Ok boy, on all fours, cheek off the mat and lower your behind a bit ok? patted your thigh Stranger: Yes sir! say, moving into position, my hips slightly moving side to side. Like this? ask, looking back at you You: Good, now...another man will enter your backside and take pleasure as well as give it, are you ready to feel this? asked Stranger: Yes sir! respond, licking my lips. Id only gotten a taste for this so far, but was hungry for more You: smiled You are too cute. said and slowly lined my cock up with your anus, pressed it to the winking hold Sink back wont you sport? smiled and held your hips and brought you back slowly Stranger: grunt, doing my best to relax as push myself back onto your cock. Fuck, fuck... I say, taking a few deep breaths You: Shh shh, go slow sport. rub your shoulder softly Stranger: Y-yes... sir... mumble out, slowing myself down just a bit. Even though it hurt, needed it inside me You: smiled and reached around to rub your abs with my hand on your shoulder bringing you down into me Stranger: After a few slow minutes of work, finally get you all the way inside of me. stop, waiting my my insides to move out of your substantial cocks way You: Slowly boy lets lay down. smile and push us slowly until you are laying down and am on your back still buried inside you Hmm just relax, hmm you are very tight. kiss the back of your head softly Stranger: look forward, spreading my arms out ahead of me. It feels like youre in my stomach, Mile: I say with a grunt You: chuckled Hmm do you like it? asked reaching to hold your hands Stranger: Im... Im not sure yet... reach behind me to feel at my hole, feeling that you have at least another inch to go. You arent even all the way in yet, and it feels like youre hitting a I think we need to move, lets slowly get up and sink back onto my lap ok sport? leaned and kissed your cheek Stranger: Okay... allow you to raise my body with yours, pulling me down onto your lap You: reach and hold your legs up and slowly press into your anus more groaning loud Fuuuck. Stranger: lean back against you, my legs spread as sink back down onto your cock, soon hitting that wall again. Oh, god... You: start to pick up the pace a bit Hmm fuck. Stranger: As you bounce me in your lap, can feel your cock pressing repeatedly on that wall. W-wai... thats... oh fu... You: stand us up and hold you legs spread as slam into you Its ok son, lean back, lay your head on my shoulder Stranger: do as you say, and after a few more thrusts that walls way, the last inch and a half of your cock hilting itself inside me. You see my mouth hang open in a mix of pleasure and pain You: groan and nipple on your ear lightly Hmm you gonna cum boy? asked Stranger: You feel my hole clench around your cock a few times as look down, cum seeping out of my jockstrap, Already... did... You: smiled You should have told me sport. said and sat us down I want you to finish me with your mouth You: . said Stranger: Whatever you say... sir say, obviously worn out a little shocks at what just happened You: chuckled How did that feel boy? asked Stranger: It felt like you broke a dam... it huts but then... it was almost too good... look back at you, a dopey grin on my face You: chuckled Hmm good boy. said Stranger: Can you keep going? ask with puppy dog eyes, rolling my hips with your cock inside me You: smiled and push us forward back to doggy Of course sport. said and started back at it again Stranger: Oh, fuck yeah... no longer feel any pain, just pure pleasure radiating from my hole as you fuck me into the mat beneath us You: groaned and slammed deep and hard into you Oh fuck! let out and started to shoot hot cum deep into your anus Stranger: smile, my tongue lolling out as you fuck me silly and load my ass with your hot cum You: keep going until am fully soft and pull out with a pop, the cum leaking onto the mat, give your butt a nice slap, am pretty sweaty and smelly at this point Stranger: lay there, my ass in the air leaking cum with my shoulders and face pressed into the mat. Fuck... You: chuckled and reach down to feel your balls in your jock softly Hmm was hoping to test you in your new skills. Stranger: I dont think... Ill be able to after all that... roll over onto my back, my legs spread wide with my hole still on display. You know, had a dream where was like this one time... You: Hmm really? Let me hear more. said Stranger: I dont remember it too well... but was laying here like this, the rest of the baseball and wrestling team standing around me, jerking off and taking turns on me... brushed it off back then, but looking back it was pretty hot.. say with a small laugh You: Hmm sounds hot. chuckled Stranger: Yeah, it does. look up at you, licking my lips. reach a hand down between my legs, feeling my hole You: Why dont we hit the showers? asked Stranger: Sounds good. say, standing up on wobbly legs You: smile and pick you up one hand on your cheek and the other on your back Stranger: Thanks... lean up to give you another kiss You: kiss back and get us there and turn it on Stranger: lean forward against the wall, letting the water run down my back as hold my ass spread open, trying to drain the cum You: hold it open for you So...whatcha doin after this? asked
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Stranger: hi You: Hey You: Asfo? Stranger: 20 m eevee You: Futa 24 horse Bi, ref? Stranger: sure one sec Stranger: https://rule34.xxx/index. php? pagepost&sview&id4651442 Stranger: i have two Stranger: that ones just just more human like and thicker You: Wow What about the other one? Stranger: little less thick more feral Stranger: https://rule34.xxx/index. php? pagepost&sview&id4544444 You: https://us.rule34.xxx// images/4183/583f39fbde6bf986fce958f581498fa c.jpeg?4753000 Heres mine, also like the first one more Stranger: alright :3 You: So what are you into love? imitless actually like trying new things You: Ok, my kinks are face sitting, face fucking, anal, cum inflation, oral, dick worship, kissing and French kissing You: Do you like roleplay? Stranger: mhm You: Ok, would you like to build up to the sex part or just jump right into it? Stranger: a little build up if thats fine with you You: Ok, what kinda scenario do you want? Stranger: always want to try a pizza delivery boy kinda of thing unless you have something You: That sounds great Would you like me to start or you to start? Stranger: guess it depends where we are at but ican go first if you want You: Sure, lets start Stranger: *its a normal night at the pizza shop when we get a call in for a large pizza with some toppings, im working delivery and take it too the adress my clothing a little tight tonight but i bear with it and delivery it.* hello? your pizza is here maam. You: * hear you knock at the door but you happen to arrive while 1m jerking off but answer the door anyways despite not wearing any pants and having my cock hanging out* Hello Stranger: uh hi heres your large pizza maam * look down a bit and see youre not wearing pants and my face goes fully red* um that will be 15$ m-maam *i stutter trying to avoid looking down at your hard cock* You: * smile at how cute you look and hand you the money and get an erection while looking at your nice body and thick ass* You know your pretty cute, 1d love it if youd stay around Stranger: *i blush* um s-sure i mean were closing now anyway and i punched out already,s- so sure do you just want me to bring the pizza in for you or no? *i blush a deep red, as you compliment my ass* You: Sure thing cutie *I say as turn around and walk back into my house, letting you look at my fat ass as well* Stranger: *i get a look of your ass as i jerk my head up and walk in im now getting a bit hard. i walk in and look around its a beautiful house and iset the pizza down on a table* s-so what do you want to do? You: * sit down and look at you as stroke my cock a little bit* Well first 1d like you to take off your pants cutie Stranger: m-my pants? *i stutter the redness is birght red and i do so panting my pants off revealing my large ass* t-there maam... You: *! blush as see your large ass, making me want even harder as walk over to you and slap you across the ass* Fuck Thats such a fat ass you got, 1m gonna enjoy this Stranger: e-enjoy this what do you plan to do maam? *i ask as i feel my ass jiggle side to side and my face gets even more red* s-should i be worried? You: No sweetie YouIl enjoy this too, promise *I say as pick you up and sit on the couch on your hands and knees as slowly press the tip of my cock into your tight little asshole, stretching it* Stranger: ahh, h-h-hey wait what are you doing?! *i say kinda maoning too from just the tip near my ass* You: *! slowly fit the rest of my cock into your asshole and start pounding your fat ass hard, gripping your soft asscheeks tight* Fuck this is so fucking good! Stranger: *i let out moans with each thrust inside me, i start to feel my body weaken and start drooling from the plesure* f-fuck its huge You: * keep pounding your ass hard, slapping you across the ass multiple times as moan loudly* Your so fucking tight baby Stranger: i-its m-my first time *i moan as you slap my ass it jiggles as you slap it and fuck it* why does a cock this big, feel so damn good You: Mmmm YouIl get used to it soon enough baby! *I say as fuck you faster, spanking you harder and getting closer to cumming* Fuck! 1m gonna cum! Stranger: c-cum inside me already* i moan my ass tightening around youre massive cock* f- fuck let me feel the flow of hot cum through me You: *! thrust balls deep into your femboy ass as I cum gallons into your rectom, filling your belly up with so much cum that it gets bigger* Oh fuck!! Stranger: *i fall face first into the couch as cum flows through my ass, i feel my belly grow bigger and bigger and not stopping* f-fuck h-how m- mcuh cum d-do you have? *i asked moaning from the gallons of cum* You: * moan loudly as pull my cock out of your ass as my cum flows out of it before grab one of my buttplugs and shove it into your asshole so you can keep my cum safe inside it* Whew! A lot apparently Stranger: *i fall and dont get up* i cant feel my legs, f-fuck is it still cumming?! *i asked trying to roll on my back* You: * smile as help turn you on your back* No But still have a load or two left baby, wanna guess where wanna put it? Stranger: my mouth? *i stummer as i huff and puff from the cum belly i have now* where else would out put it? You: Thats right * say as get on top of you and slowly slide my cock into your mouth* Stranger: mmf * i let a quick moan out as you shove your cock dow my throat* You: *! start face fucking you as my balls slap against your nose with each thrust* Mmmm Fuck your mouth is so delightful Stranger: *i moan with each thrust and lay there as i cant dosay anything with your massive cock in my mouth* You: */ thrust deeper into your mouth as make you choke and gag on my fat cock* Mmmm take it all you little slut! Stranger: *i nod and grab you ass forcing you cock in harder* You: * moan as you grab my ass, thrusting as hard and fast as can* Mmmm, Finger my asshole a bit too Stranger: *i do so getting my index finger in your ass and i push and pull it in and out* You: * moan loudly as immediately feel like 1m gonna cum again but before can say anything cum deep down your throat so much that some of it comes out your nose* O-Oh Fuck!!! Stranger: * i chock and gag on the cum and tries to swallow it all but cum goes everywhere * You: * cum a bit more as your eyes roll into the back of your head and moan loudly* Fuck yes! Take it all! Stranger: *i keep trying to swallow it all but some comes out of my nose and moth8 Stranger: mouth* You: *! pull my cock out of your mouth as let you breathe and swallow it all more easily* Whew, fuck that was amazing baby Stranger: *i swallow the rest and couch* t- thanks for the heads up wish o knew you were going to cum a dumptruck worth of cum You: *! laugh a little bit at your remark as wrap my arms around you and cuddle you* Heh Sorry, when you fingered me, it just came out of nowhere Stranger: good to know for next time you face fuck me *i put my arms around you too* i didnt know someone had that much cum, You: *smiles as lay down with you and snuggle you, slowly getting tired* Heh, well now you do, love you Stranger: so what now? you fucked me twice i guess your out of juice? *i asked as you lay on me and my cum belly* You: Yeah *rest my head next to yours as close my eyes* guess we just cuddle now since were basically boyfriend and girlfriend now Stranger: damn that was fast then but alright,* puts my arm around you* enjoyed my ass? You: *Smiles and nuzzles you* yeah Stranger: well surprise its fully natural family genetics really got me huh? You: Heh Yeah, Goodnight baby *kisses you on the head*
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furries
20210526063532
Stranger:M You:f Stranger: 27 You: 26 Stranger: Homy as fuck You: oh ya baby Stranger: What u wearing bby You: Nothing! You: WALK AROUND MY HOME NAKED You: jk im wearing cloths You: clothing Stranger: Mmm sexy bby is no one home Stranger: Lolha You: but i have clothing soi can strip very fast Stranger: Good and rip them off You: ok Stranger: What u like the best whem fucking You: i love bondage Stranger: So u eant to tie me up and abuse me bby You: mhmmmm
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Sex
20160829231037
You: hi! Stranger: Hello You: hru? Stranger: Good thanks what about you? You: im alright! :)) Stranger: Thats great Stranger: Are you Natalie? You: howd you know lol Stranger: know everything You: oh Stranger: am everywhere You: thats.. You: intimidating Stranger: Do you believe in him? You: ? Stranger: Slenderman You: oh, yeah Stranger: He is amazing You: j beleive in him Stranger: Believe that he is the most powerful one on this earth Stranger: And he is amazing.
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Slenderman, Creepypasta
20221022114609
Stranger: America for whites! Not spics, blacks or muscums! Stranger: TRUMP 2916 Stranger: You get it buddy :) You: thats a long time from now Stranger: Wtf Stranger: Its possible bud! You: you said 2916 Stranger: Oh You: he would be a cyborg by then Stranger: 2016 You: maybe You: i mean if anyone bothered You: hes rich enough to pay people to MAKE him a cyborg though Stranger: You voting for him? You: do you vote for cyborgs? i dont know they seem hard to trust. You: they might try to kill you. You en what You: nothing Yo ause youre dead Stranger: But trump will make a better life for whites Stranger: Wait -- Are you white? You: heres the kicker You: you ready? Stranger: Oh uh You: im a cyborg Stranger: Im reading for your dick baby Stranger: Mmm cyborg dick! Stranger: The best!! You: nobodys written a book about it yet actually. You: when i date an author ill get back to you on that Stranger: Upload your data up my USB port baby You: you dont upload to a usb, silly Stranger: Silly gooseee Stranger: Then what Stranger: Upload your data up my hard drive baby You: you dont upload onto hard drives either You: do all trump supporters not know how computers. work oris it just you Stranger: Wtf Stranger: Dont insult my brothers. You: youre all related? You: is trump your mother Stranger: may be old to use computers! But am making a smart choice by voting for hi! Stranger: Him You: You should be old to write sentences correctly Stranger: What grade level are my sentences?? You: well if youre old you shouldve graduated by now You: your grade level should be adult Stranger: Excuse me? didnt went to school, but know how to make money out of farming! You: You can grow money? Its too bad you didnt went to school, you could probably patent that. Stranger: Ok
19e50f786b4d53bd
20201108131829
Stranger: hired an escort and raped her You: fuck u Stranger: Haha stay maf Stranger: mad You: im not mad You: but ur mom sure would be if she found out Stranger: dont worry. Nobody gives af about escorts Stranger: neither do the agency You: nobody gave a shit about you You: thats why your such an ass isnt it Stranger: mad Stranger: pure mad Stranger: haha You: not mad Stranger: haha You: ur laugh is almost as dumb as you Stranger: who tf says time up in the middle out of nowhere You: you Stranger: No her Stranger: Just as the clock ticked 10:01 pm Stranger: she said times up Stranger: but still i kept fucking her You: sounds like ur dad whne you where convieved You: to bad he didnt pull out Stranger: well Stranger: probably Stranger: but she deserves it Stranger: fucking escort whoree You: fuckboy Stranger: cause i get more pussy than you? You: no because you had to rape someone to get it Stranger: no. i had to rape because she wanted to stop out of nowhere Stranger: when i was still inside her You: You did not have to You: you wanted to Stranger: she shouldnt have said times up Stranger: when i was still undone You: the onlything undone are your last two braincells Stranger: wow okay sure. but now i get why people rape women... Stranger: its such a unique exotic pleasure Stranger: to rape someone You: the next exotic pleasuer u will be getting is up ur ass in prisson Stranger: nah the agency dont give two fucks about them. Good for them You: well you gave them one fuck You: so i think your equal now Stranger: yes but my ass aint gon be in prison You: but it will be riding somones dick if your not carefull
19ea425fc03ebef3
trump
20210819171055
You: hello Stranger: hi You: so tell me, for ANTIFA or fight ANTIFA? Stranger: for ANTIFA Stranger: how about you? You: actually on the opposing side, want to debate a bit? ure! o, by anti-antifa, are you like a fascist? or just a moderate against violent methods? You: Well, am Alt- right, but think the term fascist works better for your side (not using this as a cheap attack). Because your methods of handling opposing views is to shut them down using violence, as that is the actual definition of fascisim Stranger: The way see it, whilst our methods of bringing about change is similar, the fact that our aims are completely different mean that we cannot really be called fascists Stranger: being opposed to everything fascism aims for does not make you a fascist You: hmmm, maybe. But realize fascism is not a political leaning term. its a -isim, or a -crasy. Its a system of government. not a right wing left wing thing. You: being a race realist, border support, or anti degenaracy is not fascisim You: fascisim is not a term that can be thrown around for deragotory blame of a wing belief, its the word for a government that controls through fear and violence. Communist russia was a facist society, communisim was the social sorting Stranger: communism was the complete opposite of fascism. If you look into history, you will see that the nazis and the communists were arch rivals in Germany leading up to Hitlers rise to power. However, who was on the side of the fascists? The rich, who feared a communist uprising. Therefore, it is just as easy to say that capitalism and fascism are the same thing as it is to say communism is the same. Stranger: May ask, would you engage in violence to advance your political aims? You: would not unless absolutely necessary (LE. Im going to die if dont start shooting). While admit, my side ad my beliefs may end with blood spilled, am not going to take to the streets... or, a church to start a war. feel that if you are unable to defend your points with counter attacks, NOT insults, and certainly not with violence, then your cause is broken from the start. Stranger: That is one way of looking at it. The way see it, if you are not prepared to fight for your beliefs, then either you are not committed to your ideology or you just dont care enough to fully defend it. You: perhaps, and that is a good point. am willing to die for my cause, to save my home, and to save my people. we must secure the future of the white race. But fighting for your cause, I.E. fighting a war to keep invaders out, and attacking the opposition because you can not shut down their evidence shows your movement is little more than controlled chaos. Tell me this. When is the last time a prominent member of ANTIFA met with a prominent Alt- right member and debated, WITHOUT using insults, denying evidence, or violence? Stranger: i certainly cant remember. But nonetheless, the evidence you alt-rights use is very questionable, and as for insults, it does work both ways You: true, true You: COMMIE! FACIST yeah see your point XD You: but what do you mean by questionable evidence? You: know you have no real motivoation to watch this but here You: https://www.youtube.com/watch? vPtla8c7gSCg Stranger: It is very easy these days to twist facts and figures towards your political beliefs You: true, true... but find it hard to believe someone can twist things such as IQ distrubution. and if we want to talk twisting the facts? Look at how often the news edits photos of criminals to look white. Ever hear the term white hispanic? its a clear attempt to push blame on us You: and there is no such things as a fucking white hispanic Stranger: Have you ever sought to question why IQ distribution is in favour of whites as opposed to other races? Is it perhaps because white people are on average richer than blacks and hispanics generally, and so can afford to put more money towards education and usually get better public schools in their neighbourhoods than the other two? You: hmmm, maybe. but that does not explain why the poorest town in america, 95 white, still has better scores than one of the wealthiest black towns in america. Stranger: That is intriguing. Would you mind providing me with a source for that? You: Ill find it, its in an old thread Stranger: And on that topic, how is it that if blacks are racially inferior to whites that black people have exceeded whites academically? : good point, but there are always a few ing stars. People are never the same all the time. admit, there are a few good people from bad seeds. but what caused these people? Point number 2, ((diversity)) points. You: If its schooling, we already had this talk You: if its how someones raised, how come violence is more common in black areas than white, regardless of wealth? You: While may admit they are a rarity You: feel more confident in diversity points on tests helped them unfairly Stranger: because they are often discriminated against by white police officers, perhaps? Stranger: and the fact is, regardless of race, poor neighbourhoods are the predominant zones of police brutality You: alright, will give you that You: but tell me... have you ever considered if police brutality towards blacks is the cause.. or the effect? You: its clear blacks are very much anti police You: they sing about killing them You: post about hoping they should die You: fight them when they see them Stranger: have you questioned why blacks sing about killing them? You: alright seems this argument may turn into a chicken or the egg ourobours? Stranger: yeah, this is not really going anywhere, You: alright next point You: why do whites have to die? You: how come every other race can say mexican pride! indian pride! but not white pride? You: why is being proud of your race, wanting to be around your race, being upset when people try to get rid of your race, now a hate crime? Stranger: Because when you say mexican pride or indian pride you are taking pride in your country regardless of your race You: alright, let me change that Stranger: but when you say white pride you are literally taking pride in your race You: black pride, asian pride You: thats cool You: thats fine Yo hite pride no go? You: why do we need to feel shame for slavery, when every other dominating culture has done it? You: only whites are evil for it? Stranger: you can take pride in your country, but your race just makes you sound like a dick, fairly regardless of what race you indeed are You: ah yeah no You: people say black pride with out blinking Stranger: Ill admit that white pride sounds a lot worse because it has been used to oppress black people Stranger: actually, black people know rarely ever say that You: maybe... but far more whites were enslaved by blacks than whites, we never hear about it Stranger: in fact, out of all my black friends, Dont think any of them have said it once to me You: well duh You: actually, this is a bit off topic but: are you white? Stranger: how can it be that more whites are enslaved by blacks when white people make up 80 of the population Stranger: yes, am white You: hmmm... intresting Yor nd mean in africa You: actually, back on that? You: slaves were not just grabbed, they were traded by their kings You: and if were going by this, the cost of a slave was the cost of a house if you count inflation in todays money. only the rich could afford them You: most people? couldnt afford one Yo uch less plantions full of them Yor nd slave abuse was rare at best You: mean, why damage your equipment? Stranger: can you provide evidence for this? and unruly slaves would have needed severe punishment to ensure they would submit to their fate Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch? v_r4c2NT4naQ Stranger: if you get the chance, recommend watching this Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch? v3NXC4Q_4JVg Stranger: and also perhaps this You: well yeah, mean uncalled for abuse. People trying to run, fight, needed to be told otherwise You: alright, Ill watch your stuff you watch mine You: https://www.youtube.com/watch? vPtla8c7gSCg Stranger: deal You: ohhh remember this one You: tore it apart Stranger: and do you have any like shorter videos? You: Ill find something You: also, a question. If white people are so privledged, and we owe them. Theres one thing we can do to repay them, and they will never suffer under us again You: dont worry, Im not gonna say kill them You: if liveing in america is so terrible, what if we offered them an all expenses paid trip back to the nation of their stolen? Stranger: well firstly, the cost of that would be immense You: true, true You: but less then they cost us in damages Stranger: secondly, no one would really want that, neither whites nor blacks You: theyve been talking about gettting us to pay reperations You: this is the ultimate one Stranger: the problem with you racists is whilst you claim to represent the white race, most whites simply dont agree with you You: admitedly? yeah, sadly Stranger: some sjws have been talking about reparations Stranger: most people, regardless of race, think this is bullshit You: so many of you seem so on board for self destruction, SOMEONE has to keep us alive You: and lets say this. If life in america is so terrible... You: why do they not want to go back? You: no longer suffer under us You: and they had, what You: 200 years unopressed You: to develope their own vulture Stranger: because things are even worse back home? Stranger: if they went unpressed all those years, then why did the civil rights movement even bother? You: no no, mean in africa You: not here Stranger: have you ever heard of the scramble for africa? You: africa is a nation, rich in resources. They have so much, their climate lets longer growing seasons. their is food abundant. yet they starve? Stranger: perhaps it would be easier for them if their resources werent constantly stolen from them You: this is not the symbol of opression, this is a symbol of a people incabable of building themselves up You: right. but in 2000 years they accomplished, what? You: and realize, europe is a fucking desert compared to africa Stranger: their are many causes as to why africa is underdeveloped and continues to be underdeveloped Stranger: but it is far more complex than just being down to black people are inferior to white peopl Stranger: *people You: perhaps, but theres no reason debating could have should have You: lets talk about now, and whats going on now You: do you believe white people have a right to exist? Stranger: uhm, yes? Stranger: do you believe black people have a right to exist? You: this is not their area Stranger: well i doubt it can be said to be our area either tbh Stranger: using that logic, all white people should leave america and go back to europe You: good point, but were the ones who made it more than plains Stranger: leaving only native americans You: sure, if we take infastructure, buildings, and any tech after the stone age too You: ANTIFA members, leftists, and others on your side have made replacing the white people their main goal Stranger: really? You: yeah Stranger: certainly havent noticed You: *facepalm* Yo h my fucking god dude You: how blind can you fucking be?! You: sorry, lost my composure Stranger: notice the irony in calling a white brother an idiot You: heh, noted You: but seriously, youve got some serious propaganda ware on you You: open borders Yo ncourage our men to be weak You: encourge race mixing Stranger: can easily say the same about you Stranger: that you have propaganda on you You: say white children is a bad thing You: but why are they so afraid of us? Stranger: Youre saying all these things, but this really isnt what think You: take a look at the media then You: see what they push Stranger: perhaps there is a lack of trust with you racists and black people Stranger: and the media serve corporate interests only You: hmm, maybe higher crime rates have something to do with that? Stranger: and apologise, but dont see myself as weak You: then youre a good one Stranger: perhaps higher police discrimination has something to do with that Stranger: ? Stranger: also, have a question for you You: White kids are the most bullied, reporting makes you racist. colored people get all sorts of college passes, the rest of us actually have to work, You: ask away Stranger: So, you believe white people are superior to blacks, right? and that through natural selection, the strongest (being whites) will survive? You: yeah Stranger: but a lot of you also believe that black people are breeding us out, and everything is white genocide Stranger: am right? Do you see the contradiction? You: yes, do. and heres where we get to the man behind the curtian You: prepare for a bombshell youre going to dismiss as crazy... You: jews want the white people to die out Stranger: XD Stranger: so your antisemitic as well as racist? You: ... Stranger: oh, Im sorry Stranger: jews are a race, right? You: isint that the same thing? You: thats kinda the same thing but ok Stranger: its not a race though You: and to be completely fair? hate most people in general. whites included, but this movement seems to hold its salt Stranger: its a religion You: alright, fine You: ethnic jews You: is that better? Stranger: look, know there is a lot of hatred and anger in your heart. If am right, you have probably been through tough shit in your life Stranger: the same applies to me to be honest, its just direct that anger towards different groups to you You: well mean, Im only 15. Dont try to push this off as truama Stranger: 15, and are you middle class? Working class? You: yeah, white middle class female Stranger: the point Im trying to make is, know your enemy Stranger: oh, your middle class Stranger: right You: alright, fine. who is the enemy? Stranger: forget that You: wait isint middle class working class the same thing? Stranger: The point i was going to make kind of breaks down here Stranger: uhm, no lol Stranger: they are very different You: we work hard, but were well off because we work hard You: my dads an airplane mechanic You: my moms a lawyer Stranger: what about the white working class? Stranger: are they lazy? You: no, they work hard to do what they can Stranger: and your bourgeois family started off with so many advantages over the rest of us Stranger: the reason we are poor is not because we are lazy or stupid Stranger: it is because the product of our labour is taken from us by the rich and middle class Stranger: when we build buildings, produce products and provide services, we deliver so much for the ruling class Stranger: and in return we get the minimum required to keep us employed there You: alright, and tell me this. If only 1.2 is jewish of amrica, why is 48 of the 1 of america jew? You: does that not sound odd to you? Stranger: can you provide me with evidence of this? You: sure Stranger: fact is, 8 individuals own as much wealth as the bottom half. This shows that the rich are stealing from us what is rightfully ours You: http://politicsinn.com/48-percent-of-u-s- billionaires-are-jewish/ You: and pray tell me, who was the main push for the national bank? You: jew Stranger: if you get rid of that supposedly 48 of jewish rich people, the problem still remains Stranger: the wealth they had will just go into the hands of the other rich people You: well we get rid of quite a few of the fuckery, and the people who want us gone Stranger: the poor will not benefit You: well... lets break this down Stranger: and the poor are the ones that build and sustain this society Stranger: every road, every house Stranger: the working class built You: no jews, no open borders, less people to fill the jobs You: jobs become open You: less spots filled by diversity canidats Stranger: canidats? Stranger: lol what You: people who rightfully earn a job or school position get paid more Stranger: politically incorrect? More like politically illiterate
1a06604977fd9f87
ANTIFA
20170526085155
Stranger: How should we stop girls from complaining about men creeping on them when its the girls fault for posting slutty photos of themselves on social media, dressing like whores in public and trying to get innocent men in trouble? You: Hey Stranger: The men should change You: Should Stranger: Ok you sad girl You: They have a choice You: Man Stranger: Based on your logic, its the girl fault if she gets harassed or raped which is generally true You: No Yo You: Whatever they want You: Men are predatory in nature You: Find good men Stranger: You will never beat me in anything you lil girl You: Try me Stranger: If you whores shake your asses on the internet, expect men to look You: Rape also You: You sick Stranger: Ok keep crying lil girl You: Men Yo ont run You: Get some help Stranger: girls always play the victim You: Usually yes Yo len rights dont exist Yor ont even fake feminist You: Care Stranger: Just remember, whores cannot do whatever they want especially in public. They can stay in the kitchen You: Give me a fat slut You: Who cooks and does dishes. You: Fuck bitches Stranger: Girls today should not even be called human You: Dude find nice ones Stranger: Girls choose to become lesbians because they are useless and no men want them You: Man youre toxic You: Maybe nobody wants you You: Cry baby You: Dont cry like a lil girl Stranger: Because i can do whatever i want You: You American Stranger: lol you dumb trash, no wonder people say girls deserve to get raped You: Am a warrior Yo hats white trash talking You: Em right back onem Stranger: You lost because you dont even have any valid points kid You: Lil white tooth pick hanks for dissing me You: Now Ill have an excuse Stranger: Everyone thinks the same as me You: To write You: Were not alike Stranger: really like how schools ban girls from dressing like whores You: None come closer Yo kunk bag soldier You: Tongue shrub should You: One month older You: Sponge mob colder You: Nun rug hostler Yo ug nut, coaster Yo ung, jug,roaster You: Young thugh poster You: Unplugged toaster You: Thats how much we have in common Stranger: No youre just some dumb girl You: Were not alike bitch Stranger: Girls need to cover up their bodies in public You: Sometimes i think to get on the roof You: To just snipe you You: Its not that i dont like you You: Its just when am not behind the Mike You: Mic Stranger: go cry about it You: Am a Just a person You: Just like you Stranger: You innumerate little kid You: Watch your iq drop Yo h you dont even know whats uq You: Iq You: Fuck You: Dumb You: Ill lift you up then puts you down Stranger: How did girls even gain rights? It was definitely a mistake You: Ever heard feminist movement Stranger: Why do girls still play video games if they keep getting destroyed by men? Does it make their slutty pussies wet when they lose or what? You: The first wave Stranger: hate you girls who scam men for money, you girls deserved to be punished You: Here, let me break the shit down in laymans Terms for you, just to make sure that you can understand it and Stranger: dumb whores You: aint using too many complicated fuckin words for you Stranger: Hey you whores, try walking in crowded public places without a top, dont cry if you get arrested or slut shamed Imao You: Here, let me slow it down for you So that you could understand if say it slower Let it go, dog, its over Stranger: Everyone agrees with me, stay mad kid You: You dumb i get it You: Am a male Stranger: Samuels law ftw You: 21 Stranger: No wonder people cant even take girls seriously these days Imao You: Calling yourself a girl You: see Stranger: lol your arguments arent even valid You: Save it You: Matter of fact dog Stranger: Who care ans who give a fuck about you You: Heres a pencil You: Go home write some shit You: Make it look suspenseful You: And dont come back Yo ntil some dope hits you Yo ooking like a cyclone 45 hits you You: Tank top screaming lotto i dont fits yiu You: You see how far the dumb joke gets you You: Seems like vanilla ice cream fits you Stranger: You innumerate little kid You: Fuck lotto You: My motto You: To get 7 digits You: From your mother You: MIC drop Stranger: All girls like you are cheap You: Disconnected... Stranger: keep spamming weak girl You: You dont get a good comeback? Stranger: We need to eliminate all the whores from this planet
1a0d2f7944a7ac47
Tik tok
20210106134846
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: omg i know u You: u do? Stranger: yes Stranger: you dylan You: yep lol You: who ru Stranger: you go to buelah You: who ru Stranger: conner You: connor who lol Stranger: manning You: no idea who that is lol Stranger: im in 9th You: obh lol Stranger: look i know this is weird but do u wanna jackoff with me im bi You: ubh idk im straight Stranger: oh ok You: do you know me personally? Stranger: ive saw u at school You: ohhh Stranger: would u let me give u a blow job in the bathroom when school startd back You: umm prob not lol Stranger: lol thought i would ask You: lol Stranger: are u hard Stranger: iam You: no You: Im straight bro sorry lol Stranger: its ok Stranger: can i jackoff while im loking at u please You: uuhhh idk Stranger: your sexy af Stranger: i bet u get all the girls You: lol nope Stranger: you should let me give u a bloiw job no one would know but me and u You: uuhbh im straight Stranger: its not gay your not doing the sucking You: kinda is if a dude is doing it Stranger: only if u make it gay lol You: lol im just not interested in dudes bro Stranger: ok thats cool Stranger: im gonna cum to u if u dont care You: uuhh ok Stranger: im done thanks You: im not gay so ok Stranger: ok Stranger: have a good night
1a0e41b3d1bb4a23
girls
20201107223819
Stranger: blm am i right? You: fr Stranger: like why cant they get a job You: facts bro Stranger: aint that hard Stranger: BUT COVID Stranger: SO? Stranger: feel me? You: just get covid Stranger: true You: you wont die lol You: covid just a cold man Stranger: yeah broi Stranger: yuoll be fine You: bim is full of shit Stranger: true Stranger: i dont care about whites either do You: excuses You: stg Stranger: or hispanics Stranger: or asins Yo ut black people bruh You: just stupid Stranger: bruh for real Stranger: so stupid You: they overreacting Stranger: aint are fault god burnt you You: Imao Stranger: just out sunscreen on Stranger: put* You: Imao Stranger: how is it so hard? Stranger: feel me? You: just be normal lol Stranger: true int that hard iow trhey got the most crime rates Stranger: how many are there? You: they literally cant work now they get shit for free bruh Stranger: 30? Stranger: bruhhh You: they got higher than mexicans smh Stranger: i wish i was blac, seem to be a blessing now Stranger: true You: Imao You: they literally get defended by clueless white people Stranger: bruh for real Stranger: so stupid You: especially Igbtq with their dumb shit Stranger: what next you gonna ruin? the rainbow? Stranger: OH WAIT You: ik bro i cant even think of rainbows right anymore smh You: i used to love them You: rip Stranger: bruh have you heard of the gayberhood Stranger: its a real place You: uh oh Stranger: Philadelphia, PA Stranger: BRUH You: holy Stranger: did u search it up ? You: hold on Stranger: ight You: damn Stranger: yeah bro You: pretty gay Stranger: TRUE Stranger: bruh they need help Stranger: they aint right in the head Stranger: put the Igbt whatever ion spED You: they need a bible Imao Stranger: bruh i meet speeds and they are much cooler than LGBT Stranger: true You: fr bro Yo peds are chill and Igbts are just dumb You: and bruh You: gay black people fuck Stranger: oh god You: they trigger me so much Stranger: well tbh i dont mind gays to much Stranger: hear me out Stranger: they take all the dudes and let us keeps the bitches You: damn changed my whole perspective You: thats a great way to see it Stranger: so long as they dont come out of my closet, than we good You: Imao Stranger: feel me? You: yeah Stranger: but wait heres self hating whites? ru what? Stranger: i whish i was whit Stranger: but im hispanic You: same bruhh Stranger: if i was white ohhh boi You: holy shit Stranger: what? You: im hispanic Stranger: ayyyy Stranger: but seriously tho Stranger: self hating whites? Stranger: bruh Stranger: get out of here You: my mom literally hates blm You: she thinks its full of shit Stranger: im prob the only one in my family Stranger: oh well Stranger: but theyre not to heavy in that shit at least Stranger: they dont really care too much You: but my sister still supports it and i always call her black and say nigga to her and she gets mad even though im dark skinned Stranger: lol You: im like brownish You: not like black asf Stranger: thats good Stranger: so a brownie? You: lol i guess so Stranger: but aint all Hispanics brownies? You: yeah i guess so Stranger: except el Salvadorians You: my cousin is white asf though Stranger: dang You: and my friend is borderline albino Imfao Stranger: lol bruhh You: hes mexican as fuck Stranger: i got a beiner friend to Stranger: hes pretty cool tho Stranger: got the same humor as ido You: how old are you bruh Stranger: 18 Stranger: hbu You: im 14 bruh Stranger: dang bruhhh Stranger: you gonna go far in life Stranger: when i was 14 i was just gettin into it Stranger: lol i supported Hillary when i was 13, how ignorant i was You: for reals You: i did that too Stranger: bruh, at least we grew You: but i dislike her now You: hella Stranger: same Stranger: joe bidden tho Stranger: tbh i started college so i gotta go for dems for a bit Stranger: trell i use up all their support monney Stranger: money Stranger: than im out You: lol get that shit Stranger: ight it 3:30 imma head out You: nice talking to you Stranger: you to Stranger: cya
1a127e080875a553
blm
20201217083213
Stranger: sup homie You: Yo You: Got some meth Stranger: whats good fam Stranger: nah just crack You: Ah geez Stranger: got it off a junkie on the street Stranger: You: made arrangement with the mexican Stranger: lol Stranger: racist but ok Stranger: ill let that slide mr You: Lalo Salamanca Stranger: taco? You: Oh yeah hate it You: cant eat it everytime You: am a mexican btw Stranger: dang you dont like tacos? and youre Mexican bruhhh Stranger: im half mexican You: You know Stranger: lol You: cant keep eating it everytime Stranger: but its a part of our dna You: mean yeah they are good but most of the time Stranger: lol Stranger: are you living in Mexico right now? You: Yup Stranger: cool Stranger: used to live in a small town called Arandas Stranger: jalisco You: Ah my great Aunts uncles family lived there Stranger: woah thats cool Stranger: its a neat little spot You: Yeah You: mean visited it Stranger: youve been?? You: when was in Guadalajara Stranger: thats so cool! You: You moved to states? Stranger: yeah we left in 2008 to the states You: see Stranger: want to go back to visit family thouhg Stranger: though Stranger: what part of Mexico are you from? You: Michoacan Stranger: Thats nice You: Yeah Stranger: think we went there a few times Stranger: have you ever been to Puerto Vallarta? You: My cousins visited there Stranger: its beautiful You: am currently in Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro Stranger: over there You: Yeah Stranger: that sounds familiar too You: have heard about the beaches there Stranger: yeah some of the best Ive ever seen You: Nuevo is near the Paricutin Volcano You: So what you do in the States Stranger: oh nice Stranger: go to school here and there isnt much to do in my state but we usually go to the east coast for vacation haha Stranger: close to New York You: So you are a student Stranger: yeah am going in my 3rd year soon, are you in school too? You: am a farmer Stranger: thats cool Stranger: what do you farm? You: Corn and wheat Stranger: cool Stranger: do you like farming Stranger: ? You: Yeah its good Stranger: thats good You: But you know sometimes people think that you are a druglord when you tell them that you are a mexican farnmer Stranger: yeah can see that which is kind of sad lol Stranger: hate those stereotypes Stranger: even though dont look Mexican get that too You: We villagers are used to that Stranger: So is English your second language? You: Yeah learned it in Uruapan Stranger: thats amazing You: Internet has also helped us a lot in that Stranger: right! Stranger: well Ive got to go now, its been nice talking to you! have a good night
1a22250254293644
art
20210821061010
You: Hello! Stranger: Hi!! You: How are you? Would you like to rp? Stranger: Good thanks! And you? And yes, Id love to! You: Im well, thanks for asking. Who do you prefer playing? Stranger: Probably Lance? You: Alright, then shall play Allura. Was there something specific you wanted or shall we plot? Stranger: Plotting sounds good! You: Would you like something more canon or au? Stranger: Hm.. Maybe AU? Or a canon based AU, like altean Lance stuff is always fun You: Those are quite fun. like canon based AUs! Stranger: Great! Any ideas in particular? You: We can do altean Lance if you want. Im also fond of soulmate stuff but its not everyones cup of tea. Would we go with Red Paladin Lance and Blue Paladin Allura? Stranger: Hm well, guess it kinda depends? Like, are we doing something where its pretty much the same as canon just theres altean Lance, or something like the war never happened, and Lance is like a guard/adviser/ escort or something? You: was thinking of the first, but the second could be interesting too! You: think the first would have more drama ina way Stranger: Oh yeah? You: figure yes, since almost the whole race got wiped out, we can figure out alien planets, missions, angst, all that drama! Stranger: Ohhh yeah Stranger: Hey, im really sorry, but actually have to go, didnt realise how late it was and gotta get to school. But if you wann continue somewhere else or something my email is IWillShipYouWithMyselfgmail.com!))
1a2b35da6c575adc
Allurance
20171001171724
Stranger: Casually dating for a few months, but Sebastian is growing increasingly paranoid and controlling Babe. SM (24) You: Yes? JM (20) Stranger: Whatcha doing tonight? SM You: Studying, probably. JM Stranger: Study at mine. SM You: You know cant concentrate with you distracting me every few minutes. JM Stranger: Aw, am distracting? SM You: Youre touchy. JM Stranger: Cant keep my hands off you. Ill be good, promise. Once every... half hour, Ill be touchy. SM You: Or, if you let me study alone tonight, can come over tomorrow and you can touch me all night. JM Stranger: was gonna do that anyway. SM You: Oh, you were, were you? JM Stranger: Absolutely. SM You: Cocky. JM Stranger: Its deserved. SM Hey, are you seeing anyone else? Fucking anyone else? SM You: Are you? JM Stranger: asked first. SM You: asked second. JM Why do you want to know? JM Stranger: Im just asking, Jim. Chill. We never discussed anything, so just want to know. SM You: What if am? JM Stranger: Thats your right. just would like to know. SM You: Im not dating anyone else. JM Stranger: Fucking anyone else? SM You: Ive been with others since we met. JM Stranger: How recently? SM You: dont know. A few weeks ago? JM Stranger: Id like for us to be exclusive. SM You: Oh? JM Stranger: Yeah. dont like the idea of you with anyone else. Im not into anyone else. SM You: wouldnt mind if you were. JM Stranger: Oh. Right. SM You: Does that bother you? JM Stranger: What do you fucking think? SM You: Im just asking, Bas. JM Stranger: Yes. It bothers me. Because care about you enough that the thought of you with someone else makes me upset, and you dont feel the same. SM You: Didnt tell you when we met that dont do serious relationships? JM Stranger: Yeah. SM Dont come over tonight, need a little space. SM You: Sebastian. JM Stranger: What? SM You: Dont be upset. thought we were doing well. JM Stranger: So did . SM You: So just ignore this conversation and everything will be fine. JM Stranger: cant. dont want to share you. SM You: Well, thats not up to you. JM Stranger: dont know if can handle this, then. SM You: dont see why its a problem. Its been weeks since was with anyone else so you arent really sharing me. JM Stranger: Then why cant we be officially exclusive? SM You: Why do we have to be? JM Stranger: Id feel more comfortable and secure knowing you arent seeing anyone else for sure. SM You: Id feel more comfortable not having to make that decision right now. JM
1a38eabbbf7542af
mormor, Sherlock
20171018151504
You: lol Stranger: how old You: bekki? Stranger: what Stranger: how old are you You: 14 Stranger: show you dick Stranger: your Yo hy? You: nah yourre boy Stranger: no Stranger: iam 14 You: hold on Stranger: show your penis Stranger: cool You: ikr Stranger: show your dick Stranger: now You: why? You: youre boy Stranger: cause i want to see it and bc iam 14 too You: i think youre using mask Stranger: no a boy You: do you have a fb? Stranger: no Stranger: plz show you dick now You: your sister? Stranger: yes Stranger: show your name Stranger: dick You: fetty Stranger: oh Stranger: You: *laungh more* You: bruv Stranger: show your dick You: wait You: can you do a troll face? Stranger: what is that You: like this Stranger: do it again Stranger: laugh Stranger: yassss Stranger: yassss boii Stranger: your my fave You: welcome You:i can do more You: can i? Stranger: yasss You: ok You: you guys are lagging Stranger: you made her spit out her water lol You: ide You: what else You: owh Stranger: brb You: ok You: dab Stranger: gtg You: ok
1a3955c687d0aad2
20170301082418
Stranger: $50 for my Youtube channel with 50k subscribers and videos would you like to purchase? Stranger: Tell me! :D You: Whats the name? Stranger: Well you could change it if you want but the name of the channel is Mister You: Send me a link to it Stranger: theres also, 1 million views on the channel too! Stranger: cant until you buy the channel so would you like too You: That is some fucking bullshit then You: You dont have shit Stranger: you is bullshit bet you dont even have $50 Stranger: and have shit unlike you You: Well show me one of your videos You: If its so real Stranger: not till you purchase broke nigga You: Well dont know what content am buying, so You: wanna know what Im getting into first Stranger: Minecraft content You: Well show me a vid Stranger: and yeah Strange lo Stranger: said Stranger: not till you purchase You: Why not? Stranger: because you have to purchase it first dumbass. Stranger: am not just gonna let you see until you purchase idiot. You: Right, so Yo have to pay 50 bucks to see the channel You: Correct? Stranger: yes and then i will give you the email and password. You: Did those 1,000,000 views pay 50 dollars to see the channel? You: SHouldnt you have 50,000,000 dollars by now? Stranger: No am just selling it Stranger: am trying to make more money You: More than 50,000,000? Stranger: also only got 2,000 - 3,000 Stranger: for that 1 million views. You: Well if those 1,000,000 views havent paid 50 bucks each to view your channel, neither will Stranger: Okay, well youre missing out than You: know Im not but sure it is real and not a scam Stranger: i just am not letting you see it till you purchase it. You: Why not? Stranger: because YOU have to buy it then see it Stranger: that is how it works Stranger: if you buy someone to make you a texture pack on minecraft you would have to see it after it is done. You: If you were to move out of your moms basement You: And buy a house Stranger: am not in my moms basement dumbass You: Except you cannot see a single inch of the house until you pay 200,000 dollars for it You: Would you do it? You: Thats a terrible investment Stranger: okay am skipping anyways have fun having no channel goodbye. You: See ya Stranger: broke kid You: Thats me B) Stranger: Yeah you are a B Bitch Stranger: See you Later nigga
1a421f6af32941a5
Minecraft
20220427161902
Stranger: are you a fan of Amy Schumer? You: no Stranger: why not? Your: j just dont really find her efunny You: i started watching the leather special and really disliked it Stranger: gotcha! You: but ij dont really know here shit You: her Stranger: if you could say anything to Amy Schumers face, what would it be? You: haha ummm You: wanna fuck? You: lol idk Stranger: SUPRISE!! Stranger: its Amy Schumer! You: are you really? You: show yourself Stranger: check out Its Actually Me! Amy Schumer Goes Undercover on GQs youtube next week! You: wif Stranger: cant show myself, thats the whole point on the video Stranger: but you can check it out next week! You: but how do i know this is real Yo lont show my face You: i dont give permissin Stranger: guess you wont? Stranger: we wont You: so what just the text logs? Stranger: we figured no one on Omegle wants people to know their on omegle You: well good Stranger: nah. blurred faces You: ok well thats fine Stranger: unless people give us permission otherwise You: j still dont believe this You: how many faces are there gonna be Stranger: no one has. not expecting anyone to, truthfully You: like are you even gonna show me You: i bet you wont even use this Stranger: it depends how many good reactions we get Stranger: Im not sure Stranger: it was a pretty tame reaction Your is this actually amy schumer Stranger: so perhaps in between Stranger: indeed buddy! You: or someone who works for her Stranger: nah fam! its me! nd my sister You: you should show my text log just to prove to me this is real You: ill definitely try to check it out Stranger: sounds gouda! Stranger: Amy Schumer Goes Undercover Stranger: check it out! You: alright You: wif Stranger: while youre at it, check out John Cenas You: this is bizarre Stranger: his was good! Stranger: hahah Stranger: well Stranger: its good to get peoples true reactions You: how many have you done now Stranger: about 10 You: ahh Stranger: LOTS of haters Stranger: but some fans too! You: Imao im sreu Yo jow do you respond to a lot of people saying you stole some jokes Stranger: lots of people telling me Im a fat bitch You: Ikmao Yor know a lot of comics have You: but Stranger: dont really care about the opinions of strangers on the internet. But, with that being said, would never steal a joke. Check out my podcast with Jim Norton about that You: did they call a fat bitch after you said youre amy schumer Stranger: yep! You: Ima You: 0 Stranger: no one believes its me anyway Stranger: haha You: thats too bad Stranger: sall good! You: j still dont velieve it Stranger: haters gonna hate! You: but youve kept going this far Stranger: true dat You: wif Stranger: any advice for me? You: uhh You: dont just make jokes about being a female Stranger: what would you prefer joke about? You: idk Stranger: who do you think is funny? You: unmm You: im not really that into comedy although haha i guess i like bill burr You: but hes kind athe opposite of you Stranger: Bills the man! You: like hes all guy shit Stranger: alright, gotta keep gathering reactions You: ok gl Stranger: peace out! You: please put this text log somewhere so i can really know i talked amy shumer You: but glhf You: it lets you save it after you leave
1a4942b6ae8c9a4b
20170723043923
Stranger: M18 You: could i ask you something Stranger: Sure You: ok so if you had to pick Yor etween beedrill and butterfree You: who would you go for Stranger: Beedrill You: FUCK YEAH You: THIS GUY GETS IT
1a4d2fa2f7056baa
20200513210130
Stranger: m You: F Stranger: age? You: 17, u? You: where u from Stranger: 17 You: liar Stranger: come onnnn Stranger: seriouslyyyy You: ill believe u Stranger: haahha thank youuuu You: where u from? Stranger: aussie u? You: brazil You: here is this? You: where* Stranger: its Australia You: ohh, thats nice Stranger: we call it aussie You: cute haha Stranger: its a first time i that i came across someone form brazil Stranger: so pleasure to meet you You: its the first time someone is from aussie too haha Stranger: hahahah You: nice to meet u too You: normally just have indians here Stranger: what brings u here ? Stranger: hahahah really You: just talking, u? Stranger: i came across a lot of them form us Stranger: sameee You: me too ha Stranger: bored you know Stranger: nthng to do actually You: thank good, everyone is fucking honry Stranger: hahahah Stranger: yeahhh fake horny mostly You: yeah lol You: tell me about your land, aussie Stranger: hmmm Stranger: we are a prettyy dry land , but gota lot of good beaches Stranger: like really good ones Stranger: hbu ? Stranger: how is brazil You: for sure, ive seen some pics You: a lot of nice beaches too Stranger: yeahhh Stranger: yesss i knowww Stranger: you guys are fammous for it and football You: doesnt have winter at all Stranger: ohh well we have odd winters You: yeep haha Stranger: like when its summer in most parts of the world we have winters Stranger: hahahah Stranger: weird in a sense You: here too, like, december is so hot here You: and june is a little cold Stranger really Stranger: where are you from in brazil You: kinda north Stranger: okayyy imma remember that You: what about u? Stranger: its like a territorial area You: i guess ive heard about this one You: got it Stranger: yeahhh for real Stranger: very rare people know about it You: u still on school or alredy graduate? Stranger: kinda in school Stranger: i mean yet to graduate so wont say a graduate Stranger: hbu ? You: ij see You: last year of high school You: gratuate last of the year Stranger: ohhhh congrats in advance Stranger: miss brazil You: thanks, u too You: hahah Stranger: thank youuu Stranger: yooo i forgot one thing brazil is famous for You: i alredy know what iss Stranger: what ? You: hot girls? people on this site say that haha Stranger: okay there is a way to say it Stranger: and its called beautiful women Stranger: and its a fact btw You: i prefere this way, gentleman Stranger: hahah Stranger: btw you like Brigadeiro Stranger: is it how you spell it Stranger: i dunnno You: cmom your brazilian right Stranger: nope You: how do you know about brigadeiross Stranger: hahaha h You: i love it Stranger: its called diversity Stranger: yeahhh knew it You: youre smart, i liked u Stranger: i have a friend called ricardo You: thats nicee Stranger: boy is form brazil Stranger: he use to say me You: theres a boy on my school with that name Stranger: if a brazilian doesnt like Brigadeirosss then he aint brazilian Stranger: i was likeee woow and it does taaste pretty good You: i agree, i hope u can taste it one day You: have you taste it? Stranger: i haveee You: thats niceee Stranger: his mom annabelle made it for me Stranger: she is a sweet lady You: wait, you came up to brazil or ricardo was in australia? You: for sure she isa Stranger: he is in aussie You: is* Stranger: there is one more thing she made me taste Stranger: ahhh You: ohh, thats cool Stranger: wait il try to spell it correctly You: go ahead haah Stranger: Pao de queijo Stranger: am i right You: yess thats right! You: did you like it? Stranger: obviouslyyyy Stranger: the bread is soooo goood You: i agree, i love those too You: i hope you can visit brazil someday, ricardo will be your guide Stranger: hahaha Stranger: sooo true Stranger: and yess aunty annabelle has an choro at her place too that she plays Stranger: dvd You: omg, she is a real brazilian Stranger: * Stranger: yeahhh kinda know that You: thats cool Stranger: i knoww Stranger: its like i discussed these stuff with you and you were agreeing so its fun to leanr cultures Stranger: like that you know without going Stranger: to the country You: i see, i love learn about cultures too, its realy nice Stranger: it is indeed You: so, is true that you guys have strange animals in australia? You: like big spiders and bats Stranger: yess and really cute onestoo Stranger: tooo You: ohh thats nice Stranger: like koala, sloths , a Stranger: sloths are amazing Stranger: they are the most laziest animals in the world You: ohh i love koalas, theyre so cute Stranger: yesss they are Stranger: like so fluffy and all You: ive saw a video of sloths too You: have you touched one? Stranger: yesss Stranger: they so cutee You: really nicee You: what about kangaroos? Stranger: obh they are wildddd Stranger: like they go wild if you bother them You: whats your name btw? mine is ana julia, just ana for you Stranger: they can fight You: omggg Stranger: hi ana, iam alex You: nice name Yo just can remember alex russo, from the wizards of wervaly place Stranger: hahhah Stranger: niceee Stranger: good analogy You: hahaha You: when its your birthday? lets see if we were born on near dates Stranger: hmm Stranger: 29th september You: 16/02, youre olderr Yor i Yo You: in brazil is the other way, sorry haha Stranger: you are olderrrr You: im from 2004 Yo ot from, u got it Yo O00 You: so youre 16, no? Stranger: iam form 2003 Stranger: so i am oolderr You: yess You: you are Stranger: but by a couple of months You: yes haha Stranger: ohhh just realized You: hahaha Stranger: yeahhh Stranger: i am getting olldddd You: do you want to go to college? Stranger: aghhh Stranger: yesss wanna be a doctor You: 18 man, were old Stranger: hbu ? You: thats really nicee Yo lawyer You: a* Stranger: wooow Stranger: niceee Stranger: you will be richhhhh You: you tooo octors in brazil richs You: * Stranger: hahha really Stranger: noiceee You: good for us haha Stranger: yeahh Stranger: so what are your hobbies ana You: a feww haha, i like watch and read You: and you? Stranger: read and sports Stranger: sooo yeaahh You: sports are nice, i used to play soccer when iwas 11 Stranger: wwhy did u leaveee You: what do you play? You: idkk, get tired of it haha Stranger: i play tennis Stranger: come onnn football is like part of brazilian identitiy Stranger: isnt it Your: i love tenniss, i want to play it someday Yor iss You: i shouldnt have droped haha Stranger: hahha Stranger: you love to watch fotball ? You: not that much, i really like the wolrd cup You: brazil is going badd Stranger: you guys won the rio olympics gold right Stranger: yeahh the world cup run was nt that good You: yess, thats true You: so, tell me some books you like Stranger: hmmm i read all jhon grisham books Stranger: then i read all harry potter books Stranger: hbu ? Stranger: ? You: thats cool! ive never heard about jhon but i tried to read harry potter by 14 and gave up in the 4th i guess lol You: but i like george orwell, and hunger games too Stranger: hahaahh i understanddd Stranger: ooooo hunger gamesss Stranger: noiceee Stranger: what else You: divegentt, have you read it? Stranger: nooo Stranger: how is it Stranger: would you recommend it Your: its nicee, i recommend the books but not the films haha You: but theyre nice Stranger: yabhh true dat Stranger: like the movies cant showw lIthe details of a book Stranger: all the You: yess Stranger: they lack sooo much Stranger: hahhaah some of my friend got me into dark romance Stranger: i watched the movies first and when i read the book i was likeee noooo You: yesss right hahaha, isee u Stranger: even harry potter or lord of the rings was ruined like thar You: the best adaptation i guess was the hunger games, i really enjoyed the movies Your: i didnt see this one but people say its bad yess Stranger: yesss Stranger: hunger games lived upto the mark true dat Stranger: what other intrests you have ana You: let me seee You: my life is kinda boring haha, but i like games too You: like, xbox and this stuff Stranger: nooo mine is more boring Stranger: like iam single and i read a lot and play sports You: you have koalas cmon Stranger: ahhh borrrrring Stranger: kolasss are my buddies You: i dont know how youre single, the ladies there is loosing time You: for sure hahaha Stranger: reallly Stranger: hbu you ? Stranger: single ? You: yess, what do you think You: just existing Stranger: how is it possible Stranger: like are all men blind there You: hahaha Stranger: a beautiful girlll like you and single ....ahhh cant believe it You: ill have to go to see the koalas this way Stranger: plsss do come Stranger: to darwin You: ill bring brigadeiros Stranger: aghhhh okay i am waiting you better be there by tomorrow Stranger: brigadeiros are a good bribe You: ill do my best sir You: haha Stranger: sirrrr You: tell me typical foods from there
1a4ef86aedf0caa7
20210604223658
Stranger: Hello there You: Reality works on logic Stranger: True You: Not on feelings Stranger: Yes Stranger: Right You: But still, we should feel what others say and think what we speak Stranger: How poetic Stranger: m proud of u You: am glad Stranger: Good to hear Stranger: Me too buddy You: Why we came here, only to get another escape... Stranger: Because why not Stranger: Its pointless to argue against it Stranger: Its just fun You: But is it really is controlling our story at times or things that influences it... You: *us Stranger: dont actually think it matters in the slightest Stranger: As long as we have fun You: Thats true Stranger: Then existence is worth it You: For sure Yo ut is Omegle fun m You: ? Stranger: Thats optimistic nihilism Stranger: Yea Omegle is fun Stranger: Truly You: Whats the fun? Stranger: You can sext for one Stranger: You can get conversations like these for seconds Stranger: And you can find new friends for thirds You: Sext is something dont know why people like You: Its not fun Stranger: Thats why not everyone does it Stranger: Someone likes it, another one doesnt Stranger: Thats life You: Thats life... You: *in Stranger: You dont have to to it Stranger: If you dont like it You: Also, is it really fun just to talk to someone only to have that little excitement of getting to know each other when we know mostly its just short conversations, mostly even only once because we know we cant be in touch with people for long... Stranger: Good point Stranger: And then if the conversation gets boring you can get to a new one with the press of a button Stranger: Assuming the bots stay away You: Thats true, we are here for the adrenaline You: And not human connections.... You: And thats sad Stranger: m not sure agree because lve made some pretty long lasting friends on here but totally see what you mean Stranger: The sexting is definitely adrenaline for example Stranger: And the normal stuff too sometimes You: Well, can say the same, have also met great people here... You: But its just not that feasible sometimes is what think Stranger: Are you saying that the adrenaline comes from short term contact with others Stranger: And its there because you dont know what the other person thinks about you and that you frankly dont care Stranger: Thats what its like for me You: Well, people can use achieve it like that and one more reason being if they are alone and just wanna talk but not ready for it to take long... Stranger: Thats true Strange ice explanation too it Stranger: It happens so often that people just spontaneously leave the chat without warning Stranger: It makes sense with what you said You: For me, its just great to have new experiences Stranger: Then you should take up skydiving my friend You: And we get to get new types of people to deal with You: Yeah people leave Stranger: Yea its fun to argue or agree with people on different topics Stranger: Gives an experience Stranger: Like yesterday when found this extremely racist person and just asked him why and tried with all my power to understand them Stranger: Just an example You: Well, people leave in real life too but online they have more freedom and and irl we are bound with people based on what we are doing, we are surrounded by like minded people who keeps on changing
1a543137a26dfa9c
Chatting
20210223231242
You: heyo Stranger: hi You: so, what brings you to omegle Stranger: m orf You: f Stranger: m Stranger: age You: 17 You: do you like updog? Stranger: i like sex You: answer the question Stranger: yea ig You: do you even know what updog is Stranger: what You: updog Stranger: what is it You: what is what Stranger: updog You: what about it Stranger: whats updog You: Not much, how about you? :)
1a64c5b8b101c248
20201109032926
Stranger: you look funny Stranger: where ru from? You: take a wild guess come on Stranger: can hear myself Stranger: France Stranger: maybe You: laptops on mute man You: ok the video went off didnt it You: anyway, youre far off Stranger: :( You: one sec, fixing vid Stranger: Egypt? You: go east Stranger: syria? You: this is fun Stranger: :, You: india Stranger: Nice Stranger: Id love to go to india Stranger: someday You: avoid the tourist traps You: carefully Stranger: Ok Stranger: So, what about me? Stranger: where do you think im from? You: not france? Stranger: no Stranger: east Stranger: hahahaha You: im going to try and not look this up Stranger: ok You: for the life of me i cant remember whats to the east of france You: whats your mother tongue? Stranger: Portuguese Stranger: That easy You: can you here me? Stranger: yeah Stranger: brazil Stranger: Its always hard to figure out Stranger: my parents came from Italy Stranger: here in Brazil we have a lot of different cultures Stranger: they came to find better jobs Stranger: no Italian Stranger: was born here Stranger: And were educated in portuguese Stranger: Just english and spanish Stranger: for now Stranger: they are very similar Stranger: There are some diferences on the conjugation of verbs Stranger: Its hard to splain Strange ut in general, Stranger: if you speak slowly Stranger: you can understand both Stranger: the audio is like freezing Stranger: like cutting some words You: better if i type? Stranger: i think Stranger: hahaha Stranger: sorry You: coolius Stranger: You look like to be young Stranger: how old ru? Stranger: nice, im 22 You: which city are you in? Stranger: Is a very small one Stranger: Called Stranger: Bombinhas You: Ill look it up Stranger: translating, it means small bombs You: im from a place called Pune You: nice name Stranger: hahaha Stranger: it doesnt have a bad meaning Stranger: it because of the sound of the waves at the beach Stranger: hitting the rocks You: wow You: Pune means something along the lines of land of fortune You: roughly Stranger: nice Stranger: saw some pictures You: Its hard to find proper info on this here Stranger: looks amazing You: just googled bombinhas You: looks amazing Stranger: hahaha Stranger: just some beachs Stranger: and thats all You: The wikipedia was small :( Stranger: biggest part of young people go to big cities You: what more could you need though? You: you guys smoke weed there? Stranger: dont use Stranger: But there are some people who use Stranger: It is not legal here You: grown locally? Stranger: no, think its not natural from here You: not legal here either, but theres always been a culture so no one really gets in trouble unless theyre pushing You: ah Stranger: Here there is lots of bars that have narguile You: hookah? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Its stating to get very common here You: Its ok i think Stranger: yeah You: here its been common for a while You: but its become too consumerist maybe You: not sure Stranger: here they have like, chocolate flavor Stranger: Dont know if the original one has those kind of flavors You: not sure what the original one tastes like tbh You: But think it originates from the middle east? googling it Stranger: yeah, think so You: does narguile always have tobacco? Stranger: think so Stranger: they use tobacco and something to give flavour You: im trying to figure out whether its supposed to have tobacco as the base You: or can it be other dried herbs You: not necessarily weed either nyway, what do you do in your free time? You: except go on those beaches ahahaha m still studying Stranger: almost finishing civil engineering You: oh cool me too You: sounds like a drag You: unless you enjoy it Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: my biggest wish is to travel the world Stranger: dont think that this is going to help me that much You: over here you show a little bit of talent in maths and youre just sent to engineering farm like a chicken You: maybe it wont yeah Stranger: i started to like more languages Stranger: its awesome how you can learn about the culture of other countries You: its quite amazing Stranger: learning their languages Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: looks like a bit utopic You: hopefully You: we live in the times of trump Stranger: its bad Stranger: for everyone You: havent has a real conversation on omegle for a while though Stranger: hahahhahaa Stranger: its good to talk about those topics Stranger: with someone from a country on the other side of the world You: exactly You: My name is Nachiket You: you? Stranger: Vincius Stranger: hahahahahhaha You: Whats the thing over the first i called? Stranger: not that common in Brazil Stranger: V? You: Stranger: oowww You: i wasnt even sure if it was a spec on my screen Stranger: We use those kind of sings to change the sound of the vocals You: thought so Stranger: in this case Stranger: it shows the tonic tonic syllable Stranger: the strong one Stranger: like Stranger: when you speak a word Stranger: there is a syllable that has a stronger soud Stranger: louder sonund Stranger: Stranger: Strange Stranger: those are the only ones You: its good to meet you Stranger: yeah!!! nice to meet you too man! Stranger: :D You: nachiket isnt a very common name in india Yo m going to read about brazil a bit more You: what time is it? Stranger: and will read about india Stranger: sure Strange Stranger: You: 9:12 You: am Stranger: 13/03? Stranger: woow Stranger: nice Stranger: think im going to sleep now Stranger: its to late You: me too i think Stranger: hahahah You: perhaps after a bong hit or two Stranger: ok Stranger: Have a awesome life my friend You: you too Stranger: wish you the best things in the world Stranger: :D Stranger: :D Stranger: :D You: If im ever in bombihnas ill ask around for a vinicius Stranger: Hahahahaha You: im sure youre the only one :P. Stranger: Ok! Stranger: maybe Stranger: see ya!
1a677fffbfa3da72
20180317091410
Stranger: Horny? You: Yeahh You: M or f? Stranger: F, you? You: M You: Age? Stranger: 17 Stranger: You? You: 18 Stranger: Hm You: Yeahh You: Are uh horny? Stranger: Yea You: What we can do abt it then You: ii Stranger: Talk to me You: Dirty? Stranger: Mhm You: Or what Stranger: Tell me what you would do to me You: suck u Yor ill fuck uh You: Then love uh Stranger: Hm Stranger: You sound like a virgin You: Yess You: 35/224 Stranger: Are you You: Yess Stranger: Damn You: How uh know? Stranger: You can tell Stranger: Your not very Stranger: Uh Stranger: Specific You: Yeahh You: First tym on phn... so thats y Stranger: Hmm You: Never did anything in real as wellEZi You: So nervous Stranger: Want me to tell you what Id do to you You: Yess Stranger: Where are we? Stranger: Where do you wanna do it? You: Anywhere Stranger: Your room? You: Yess You: Sure Stranger: so were studying in your room You: Okay Stranger: And go up to your door and lock it You: Okay You: ask you..What happened? Stranger: i say... just want some alone time You: Okay Stranger: With you You: Really Stranger: walk over to you and push you back gently on the bed You: Okay Stranger: And start kissing you You: Wowwww Stranger: Working my way onto your neck You: Okay Stranger: Then i take your shirt off and continue to kiss down your body You: OkayO Stranger: Then tell you to take off my shirt You: Okay i took it off Stranger: take off my trousers You: Okay Stranger: And continue kissing your body until reach your belt You: OkayO Stranger: ask.... Do you want to do this? You: Loving it You: Yess..Do you want it? You: ask Stranger: want you... You: So im yours Stranger: unbuckle your belt and take off your jeans You: Okay Stranger: take off the rest of my clothes and get back on you You: just mesmerized by your body Stranger: We are now both naked on your bed You: Okay You: Stranger: We start kissing more agressively You: z2ze/Re E28 You: Yesss You: Passionately Stranger: tell you.. My body is yours do what you want Stranger: Tell me what you want to do to me You: suck ur boobs You: Leave love marks on it You: Bite ur nipples that are already hard Stranger: like that Stranger: Have you got a condom You: Yess Stranger: Ok good You: Which flavour uh want You: Stranger: Surprise me ;) Stranger: Tell me what were doing next You: Banana Stranger: Perfect You: You want my dick in ur mouth Stranger: Want me to suck it You: Between ur soft lips You: If u like it... Stranger: Ill walk you to the edge of your bed and you sit down You: Okay Stranger: get on my knees in front of you You: Yess Stranger: And Ill suck your dick You: Saw the naughtiness in ur eyes You: feel uhE Stranger: Ill make sure you dont cum yet You: Yesss babe Stranger: Now its your turn Stranger: want you to go down on me You: Yess for sure You: would love to Stranger: Tell me what your doing to me You: First i kiss uh then go down by kissing nd lick ur navel You: Then kiss ur cute lil pussy You: zi You: Which is already wet You: ?? Stranger: Yea Im so wet for you You: Okay You: So what uh want me to do Stranger: Wanna fuck me? You: Hard Stranger: Wanna do or it or want me to ride you? You: want you to ride You: Me Stranger: push you down on the bed and climb on top of you You: love that position...Girl in the charge You: Yesss Stranger: sit on you and ride your dick You: Yessss You: First slowly Stranger: For you of course Stranger: Make you happy You: Yesss You: Thanks baby Stranger: turn you over so your on top You: Okay Stranger: want you to fuck me until we both cum You: 1m fucking You: Uh Yor 0 fast You: That u r screaming like hell Stranger: Oh yes think Im gonna cum You: Yes me too Stranger: Yes faster faster You: Yess You: Yesss Stranger: Oh yesss You: Yeah Stranger: Cum on me You: Yeahhhh You: On? Stranger: Mhm Stranger: Ok fine cum inside me You: Okay Stranger: Oh fuck Im gonna cum You: 1m wearing condom na! You: Yeahhh
1a6ddb7d8354f075
Love
20201220045653
Stranger: ((Hamish and Alex had a messy breakup and Hamish is now is a bad relationship with a new guy)) i dont see how you drank whiskey?? this stuff is gross HWH (22, 11:30 PM) You: So dont drink it. AM (24) Stranger: okay but liliike HWH its either this or beer and beer is gross too HWH You: You should try water, hear its a hit among the kids. AM Stranger: okay rude HWH im not gonna be the only sober one at this stupid party HWH and today has already been horrible HWH You: Did you misplace your boyfriend or something? AM Stranger: uhmm HWH no, hes around here somewhere?? HWH You: Great. Go talk to him. AM Stranger: ... you want me to leave you alone huh HWH You: Clever boy. AM Stranger: mean HWH Stranger: fine, okayyy. sorry HWH You: delay Just tell me about your day. AM Stranger: Shane and got in a stupid fight cos he wanted me to come to this stupid party w him HWH and caved HWH but uh. went to this awesome cafe for lunch today HWH You: Okay. AM You: Why was it awesome? AM Stranger: man, i wish i had that cinnamon roll rn HWH And they had lots of bookshelves HWH You: So it was just your fight with Shane that was horrible, then? AM Stranger: well.. Yeah. HWH You: Theres a pretty easy fix for that. AM Stranger: Not that easy. HWH You: Break up with him. AM Stranger: Its not that easy. HWH You: Why not? AM Stranger: Its just HWH I cant just HWH he makes things complicated HWH You: How? AM Stranger: delay Its not a big deal. Im bugging you huh? HWH You: No. Not like Im doing anything. AM You: We can talk. AM Stranger: Yeah?? HWH okay HWH its just... embarrassing to say? HWH You: wont judge you. AM Stranger: Hes..intimidating HWH You: Are you afraid hell hurt you? AM Stranger: delay Howve you been? Were just talkin about me thats silly HWH You: Nice try. AM Stranger: yes HWH You: You know Ill break his arm if he ever lays a hand on you. AM Stranger: You dont have to do that. HWH You: Its going to take more than that to talk me out of it. AM Stranger: Im okay, really tho HWH You: Okay as in just okay? AM You: Cause you should me more than okay. AM You: *be Stranger: Im okay HWH You: Right, well. AM You: Im here, though. If theres anything.. AM You: still care, yknow. AM Stranger: .. i feel stupid. Ya know? HWH You: Dont. AM Stranger: But Im scared. HWH Your: Its fine to be scared. AM Yo ut you shouldnt have to be. AM You: know Im not exactly an expert on the whole healthy relationship subject but know that much. AM
1a7215d7a287230c
hamex, hamish watson holmes, alex moran moriarty, mormor, Sherlock
20171025044219
You: bill nye your moms a guy Stranger: Hi Stranger: Imao You: Wait did something good for once in meh life- Stranger: Well it took forever but somebody finally said something funny You: Oh- Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Nah man, omegle has sucked tonight, that was a nice change You: Im gonna go in fortnite and tell people that lol You: Must have especially with these creeps. Stranger: You seem like a pretty funny guy You: Wait someone thinks Im funny!!1!1!1!1!1! You: Stranger: omegle is just all bots and creeps You: Yea :/ Stranger: and yeah bro, think youre funny You: Im glad made someone laugh! You: everyone else was like Ok and? Did ask? And said its a joke and they disconnected Stranger: needed a good laugh Stranger: and you delivered You: definitely have You: dude who shooting fireworks at 1:50 AM on a Sunday on may-? Stranger: idiots mostly You: yea must be. You: my question is how they get the fireworks... Stranger: Go across state lines Stranger: lots of roadside firework stands You: Ah maybe Stranger: or keep them from 4th of july or new years You: i do live in a city tho so Im not sure if I should be concerned You: Stranger: might not be fireworks You: speaking of last 4th of July was a disaster for me ALMOst died Stranger: omg You: this firework hit a tree and landed at stairs and was standing on top but this girl hugged me to protect me and no one was hurt fortunately. was so shocked and shook we had to stop the show and take me home and was crying in the backseat. Stranger: Im happy you survived! You: they did stay with me and tried to make me cool down but was so shocked and shook like said You: thanks for the congrats u almost died but lived comment! Stranger: also you got a bonus hug out of it You: new achievement unlocked: Almost die but somehow lived! You: didnt think abt that You: Ay atleast someone hugged me that night Stranger: Hugs are always a nice bonus! You: Yea especially if your going through a though time Stranger: Yeah, hugs are very important then You: my mom had a firework go down her shirts when she was littile and it left a huge scar on her and she had to go to the ER. she was fine but it reminded me of when my mom used to be with me and tell me that story You: shirt* You: Life is hard Stranger: Yes it is, its rough You: remember this other story of when me and my moms bf was going down a waterslide and we fell off. Of course me being the smaller one had to be in the hospital for a week but my moms bf was fine. You: Scary what happens to you especially when its least expected Stranger: omg man, your life is like a movie You: thats why always keep my guard up even tho can protect myself someone can attack me from behind and then go misssing You: my life isnt a movie its a....2ZJdRaMa Filme Stranger: Dude, youre awesome You: Thanks :) You: When was in like 3rd grade these kids were messing with me so flipped the whole entire desk upside down and blamed it on them You: In 4th this kid was messing with my homework folder thingy and punched him in the stomach 5 times You: man was a littile manic Stranger: They had it coming You: True You: got in trouble with the principal but my mom was proud of me LE You: took smoothness to a whole other level You: well ima go nice chatting with ya and hope u stay safe and dont get any creeps and/ or bots! You: Hope u dont* Stranger: Nice talking to you, have a goodnight! You: u to! You: Baiiii
1a74ebaddc1be839
20220515071017
Stranger: f You: M Stranger: You suck my boobs and suck your dick. Deal? Stranger: https://avahomevids.buzz/eqih
1a7c1b2631589e23
20220516080605
Stranger: Subscribe to pewdiepie! You: am You: But 1m also subbed to t series 1m Indian You: Hey?
1a7f4f1c185af860
20201111221437
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: horny? You: im horny Stranger: /same Stranger: u look good You: im trans Stranger: hottt You: have a dick Stranger: cant lie always been a fantasy of mine You: Do you see me as a boy or girl You: honestly Stranger: hmmmm idk boy now cause u already said haha but at first girl You: im trans You: that means im trying to be a girl Stranger: thats hot Stranger: so does that mean i cant waant to see ur dick? You: dont want men to like me because im trans You: wanna be treated like a real girl Stranger: but i kind of want to play with girl dick You: ok Stranger: is that cool? You: yeah Stranger: can you stand up for me? Stranger: mmmm Stranger: wait Stranger: dont takw off yet Stranger: rutn ROUND You: ? Stranger: turn around Stranger: with tights on still Stranger: hottt Stranger: slowly take them off bab Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: rub your dick for me on the panties Stranger: slow down Stranger: dont make it hard yet Stranger: oull it out of the side bab Stranger: mmmmmmmmm Stranger: Strange Stranger: drop ur pants to the ground Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: piut one leg on desk Stranger: reach around grab balls from bebhind Stranger: mmmm Stranger: ass now Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: bend over Stranger: show that hole u want me to stuff Stranger: out camera Stranger: down You: im good
1a83950bd0d86f0c
20210310024304
Stranger: M Stranger: Hii You: m Stranger: Show ur boobs Stranger: What You: age? Stranger: 19 You: we are 13 Stranger: Please 🙏 You: u catchin a case bro wtf Stranger: Fuck you both You: no Stranger: Show ur boobs will not gonna fuck u You: no wif Stranger: Go u bitch
1a83af32c412c1a4
20210531184704
You: M Stranger: F You: wanna do some roleplay? Stranger: Sure. Age? You: 18 You: u? Stranger: 17 You: what kind of roleplay do you want? You: step-sis and bro or maid? Stranger: Are u a don or? Stranger: Don? Stranger: Dom* You: no Stranger: Ok well what about senior fucks junior You: Im down with that Stranger: The senior is a football player and they are in the locker room and m a junior who just got done with soccer practice : Hey there. wanna have some fun with ti gesture you to come with me to the locker room Stranger: (Can we do descriptions first) You: (sure thing you can start first) Stranger: (1m a senior, plays soccer, skinny but this, brown hair, 52 with blue eyes and kinda muscular. Stranger: Thic* You: (iam a senior, is a runner for track, pretty average but very strong, Black hair, 58 with black eyes) Stranger: (Ok back to the roleplay) You: (sure) Stranger: would look look up at u and back away You: Its okay, walk up and put my hand around your waist. will show you many things that we do here Stranger: try to punch u but u catch my hand You: that is a no no here, bring you closer and kiss you rough, wrapping my arms around you while you keep struggling Stranger: knew u in the balls and push u what do want?! Stranger: Kneed* You: back away for a second, I want you to be my toy. grab you by the arms and pull you into the mens locker room. I will make you love me Stranger: NO YOU WONT! try to pull away You: slap you hard across the face, If you want to be like that then, might as well kill you right here. Brings out a knife and displays it in front of you Stranger: start to breath heavily and walks back into a wall You: now you better behave and let me love you, start fondling your breasts and unzip my pants Stranger: 1 never said wanted to do it.! 1 hissed You: so you decided not to behave?, as start taking my pants off fully. Well here is your little punishment, bring my knife to your arms and start to give you little cuts here and there Stranger: start to have tears in my eyesOK! OK! STOP PLS! I start to sob You: good, come with me as drag you into the mens locker room. strip and suck my cock. Stranger: would have tears running down my face as take my cloth off and starts to suck his cock in pain You: yes there we go hold your head and make you deepthroat my cock. yes! This is why I love you. Stranger: My arms would be in pain and bleeding and would look up at him and back at my arms You: Im gonna cum!, let out my load in your mouth in ecstasy. Now eat all of that cum Stranger: start to swallow it then fall to my hands and knees in pain as cuss him out You: oh, you think we are done? You better lay on your back!, start dragging you and lay you on the bench. The real fun begins now, as insert my cock in your tight pussy Stranger: start to moan as hold your neck You: take it all!, start thrusting in your pussy making the room echo from the clapping. You love me dont you? Stranger: Yes papa! start to moan and cuss under my breath You: cusp my hands around your breasts while fuck you harder. Im gonna cum baby. I cant wait to see you full of cum! Stranger: grab ahold of your neck and pull u closer as bite your neck You: ah fuck!, grab hold of you and send my cock as deep as could. Filling you deep Stranger: start to moan as yell your name until hear someone walking to come in this room Stranger: Then push u of them grab you by the hand and drag u to the bathroom Stranger: Off* You: Stranger: Hey whos there? heard some noise! (He walks around) Stranger: lay my head up against your chest afraid that we are going to get caught You: hold you and sit myself on the toilet still holding you, Hey man, am just having a bad day today. Bad cafeteria food. hold your legs up and insert my cock into your ass while we are hiding Stranger: cover my mouth trying to not moan You: Stranger: Oh! feel ya man!, he starts to walk away Stranger: Daddy m scared?1 whisper in your ear You: Hush whisper back while penetrate your ass. You: Stranger: well lm off see you tomorrow, He walks out of the locker room Stranger: would have tears in my eyes then saw his knife and grabbed it to keep it away from him You: dont notice, Come one, lets continue on the bench. drag you to the bench and make you stand on all fours. Stranger: would have it in my hand then he looked down and saw it and I tried to run You: No you fucking dont!, catch up with no effort wasted, knocking you to the ground and kicking the knife off of your hand. Stranger: 1m srry pls dont hurt me promise will be your gf and never leave ul- Stranger: would be crying You: Okay then, pick you up. Put on your clothes and follow me Stranger: do what he says and I slide under his arm to where its around my waist then hold his hand Stranger: As lay my head on him You: We get to my car and drive to a hotel. We will be living here starting today, We arrive to my hotel room and open the bedroom door Stranger: What about our parents look up at him and start to kiss him You: I will figure that out later, but right now lets enjoy ourselves, grab you and push you onto the bed Stranger: grab him and pull him on top of me as kiss him Stranger: 1 love u. You: I love you too, french kiss you and rub my hand on your pussy under your pants Stranger: Hey babe was afraid of u since u had the whole knife thing going on but actually love u to the moon and back! You: I know you love me, know you loved to be dominated, now our lives will be better when we are together, unzip your pants and remove your underwear Stranger: it will be Evan better if our relationship goes to a marriage You: then its settled, as kiss you againlets get married! Stranger: REALLY! jump on top of u and start to french kiss u Stranger: REALLY! jump on top of u and start to french kiss u You: yes really!, kiss you back and hold you tight Stranger: (How old is your character in the role play) You: (18) Stranger: Wont your parents be mad mine will start to have tears in my eyes Stranger: (Ok mines 17) You: Its okay, am ina rich household. So can have my parents give your parents a huge compensation, start fingering your wet pussy Stranger: start to moan a little when will meet your parents? You: My parents are coming back in two days, finger you faster and faster. We just need to wait here and you can text your parents Stranger: Ok would they come here to meet each other moan more You: yeah, my parents can meet yours. Then we can live a happily ever after, take my fingers out and insert my dick in your pussy Stranger: grab your neck and start to kiss u as I start to breath alittle heavier You: The first time had my eyes on you, knew you had to be the one, as thrust my cock into you. I love you, as pound your pussy Stranger: 1 love u to babe! My phone would go of and u would get my phone and it would be from my parents Stranger: Off*
1a8c1e1a85f5ae23
sex
20220725234308
Stranger: m You: f Stranger: real? You: yeah lol Stranger: lol Stranger: too mny bots Stranger: young? You: 16 Stranger: ufff Stranger: was looking fr 14 You: how old ru? Stranger: 22 Stranger: can u enact 14 You: so your a pedo? Stranger: intrested?
1a8ee8a9697d5915
20210518144339
You: Omegaverse. Femlock Omega! FemSherlock, darklock, smutlock (16) has never shown any interest in finding a mate, which is probably just as well, as her family is ridiculously protective over their precious Omega daughter. Earlier today Sherlock got home and Alpha!John (Older), a friend of Sherlocks father, was at the house, and Sherlock was immediately intrigued by his scent This message sent to Mycroft Who was that man who was here earlier? SH Stranger: ((I had you the other day!!! We got John and Sherlock to a restaurant!)) You: did we lose each other!? Stranger: (( i had to go for work actually lol)) You: ah gotcha, did we make a tag or do you have a link or remember where we left off exactly? Stranger: (( i think the tag was dinneromegalock, dont have a link :( ) You: ch yes i have it too! i thought i had put that tag in my likes weird You: http://logs.omegle.com/b5b803ba72b30723 Stranger: ( okay cool! Give me a second and Ill send my response back!))) You: i need to refresh my memory too! Stranger: (( alright!)) Stranger: John wrapped his arm around Sherlock as they walked into the restaurant together. She was filling the room with the scent of being on the verge of a heat starting and he loved it. John helped the 16 year old into her chair at the table before he sat down across from her. He glanced at the menu, already knowing what he wanted before even getting to the restaurant. He glanced at the wine menu before looking to the Omega. Would you like a bottle of wine to split between the two of us tonight? he asked her, smiling warmly too her. You: Sherlock busied her hands with the menu, glad to have an excuse not to stare at the handsome man. She bit her lip as he offered her wine, nodding her head in agreement. That would be lovely, thank you. She said. So...how did you start working with my Father? Stranger: The blond noticed how Sherlock was trying to not to stare. He hummed a bit. Red or white? he asked her and shrugged a bit. Hes trying to get a contract with St. Barts and Im the chief medical doctor there, so him and have been talking quite alot about that. He told her, smiling again. Do you have plans for yourself after school? Perhaps University? You: White if thats okay with you. She said as she peaked up from her menu. Id like to...1 was thinking about chemistry, perhaps criminology as well. She admitted to the older man. Who knows, that could all change once get there. Stranger: Chemistry? Really? he asked her, nodding about the wine choice and waving down the waiter to put the wine order in. What interests you about that? And criminology? Thats a different type of field. he said. He knew that if tonight went well, Sherlock would end up being a stay at home mother as John intended on mating with her and getting her pregnant ASAP. He would also request her to stay of of suppressants permanently, so her heats would hit her like they should and when Omegas get into heat, they generally get pregnant during them. You: Sherlock smiled at the man as he continued to question her. The research aspect of it, and criminology, like figuring out how people think how to track them down. She mused, never having really thought why she was interested in the field. But well see...things can always change. She said as the waiter brought out their wine, she took a sip of it quickly, hoping it would calm her nerves. Stranger: John nodded to her again, keeping the warm smile on her as they quickly ordered their food. John could tell Sherlock was nervous. Theres nothing to be nervous about, darling. He said, his voice smooth in her head as he spoke. And in deed, things can always change. he said, his hand resting on her knee under the table. You: She took in a quick breath when she felt his hand on her knee, her cheeks heating up again. Sorry...Ive never been alone with an Alpha like you before. she murmured, taking another long sip of wine. You make my head a bit fuzzy. Stranger: Its alright, going into your first heat must also be making your head clogged. He said, smiling again after he sipped his wine. Have you ever been alone with another Alpha before? he asked her. You: Sherlock shook her head. Not outside of family members. She confessed, hoping it didnt make her seem too childish. Mother and Father are very careful about things like that. Stranger: Your father mentioned that to me yesterday. John murmured as he nodded again. Have you ever wanted to spend time with another Alpha? You: Sherlock bit down on her lip for a moment, shaking her head. Not until I...smelled you. She murmured. Stranger: Oh? He asked her, What about me changed your mind? He asked, rubbing her knee with his hand now, enjoying how her scent was already changing with her impending heat. You: She shivered as he started to rub her knee. dont know...you just smelled so good...1 wanted more of it. She said as the waiter came up to serve them both their food. She sat up straight, smiling at the waiter. Stranger: Brilliant. He told her, smiling to her, before he looked at the waiter, dismissing him with just a look before turning his attention back to Sherlock. How are you feeling? he asked. You: Foggy... She mumbled, the flutters in her stomach becoming more persistent now. Its hard to concentrate, sorry if Im not much company. Stranger: Its not a problem. He told her. We can just eat in comfortable silence and we then can go back to my flat if you wish. He offered, knowing that she would say yes. You: Her eyes lit up at his offer. May...may have mine to go...Im not sure could eat right now...Im sure Id be hungry later though...at your flat. Stranger: John smiled more to her and nodded. Of course, Ill get mine to go as well. He told her, flagging down the waiter again. You: Im sorry, didnt mean to ruin dinner. She said quickly. You could still eat, dont mind waiting, really. Stranger: You didnt ruin dinner, its quite alright, Im not the particularly hungry for this right now. He said, a small smirk forming on his lips as he hummed. You: Her eyes went wide, and another shiver went up her spine. Oh..right....so your place then? Stranger: John nodded. If you are feeling up to that. He said to her, his arousal starting to permeate his own scent. You: She had to bit back a moan as a wave of his scent hit her nostrils. She nodded her head quickly. Yes, Id love to see your place. Stranger: John nodded again and quickly took care of the check and grabbed their to go bag before helping her stand up and support her as her legs were wobbly now. Youve held yourself together so well, little pet. He told her as he helped her out of the restaurant. You: She felt a swell of pride in her at the praise, holding onto him tightly as he leads her out of the restaurant. Thank you, she said as he helped her into the car. She sat back as John told the driver to take them back to his flat, smiling at the man when he sat back with her. Stranger: John hummed and the two sat ina comfortable silence back to his flat. Once there, he thanked the driver before he helped her out of the car and carried her into his flat, nuzzling her neck a bit, nipping at it slightly. You: Sherlock gasped as the man picked her up, thankful though because her legs felt limp under her weight. She was moaning by the time they reached his flat, arching her neck submissively to give him more access to her skin. Stranger: The Alpha smiled against Sherlocks neck when she submitted to him. He was getting hard from her moaning from his little bites. He kissed her neck again, this time leaving dark hickys on her neck, marking her as his as he made his way to his bedroom. You: Sherlock started to squirm in his arms as the bites became rougher, her arousal growing dangerously. His bedroom hit her lick a brick wall, his scent was everywhere, and her vision went spotty for a second. Stranger: John placed her on his bed, toeing off his shoes before he kneeled over her, kissing her properly this time, biting her bottom lip softly. Her arousal was growing, her scent now mingling in his bedroom with his own. You: Sherlock let out keen as he laid her down on his bed, she stared up at the older man eagerly as he kicked his shoes off, moaning as he crawled on top of her, whimpering at his growl as he bit down on her lip. She opened her mouth for him, her legs falling apart on their own accord. Stranger: John kissed her again, his tongue pushing into her mouth. His tongue danced against hers for a moment before he started kissing down her neck, his hands working on getting the dress off of her body so he could explore all of it. He felt her legs spread underneath him, causing him to moan against her neck. You: Sherlock arched to help the man remove her dress, her cheeks burning as she was left in just her panties now underneath him. Sherlock whimpered when he moaned against her neck, her hands reaching up to claw at his shirt. Stranger: John flung his jacket off as he kissed her neck, working on his shirt, easily tugging it off. His toned body hovered over the nude 16 year old. John kissed down her neck, moving to her breasts, kissing one, before he sucked on one, leaving a flowering bruise over her nipple, his hand, fondling the other breast. You: Sherlock moaned as the man worked down her neck, her chest heaving as he began to tease her breasts. Her head was spinning from the stimulation, and she could feel her panties growing wet as her heat started to take over her body. Her hips began to rut up against his, desperately seeking out some friction. Stranger: The Alpha growling, approving of her actions. His mind was foggy with arousal, wanting to claim the virgin that laid underneath him but he knew that he had to prepare her properly. He teased her breasts, moving his one hand down her body, kissing her stomach as he moved down it as well before he pulled her soaking wet panties off of her, throwing them behind him. John could smell her obvious arousal easily as he moved, his tongue easily sliding into her pussy as he started to eat her out. You: Sherlock was panting by the time the man reached her mound, her face flushed as he put his head between her lets, and she shut her eyes tightly once his touch touched her pussy. She squirmed and moaned as he teased her, her thighs trying to come together as he pleasured her. Stranger: John pushed her legs apart, holding them spread apart easily. She was strong, but he was stronger even though he was focused on pleasuring the Omega that was currently panting and moaning at his attention. His mouth was slick with her fluid, as he pleasured her, his tongue pushing against her folds, making sure to focus on each fold before moving his attention to her clit, sucking on the little nub. You: Sherlocks hands were fisted into the bed sheets now as the mans tongue worked on her so thoroughly. Little screams of pleasure were escaping her lips, and her hips were rocking up against his mouth as her pleasure built. John- John...Im...1 feel... She didnt know how to put it into words, but she felt as if she was going to burst at any second now. Stranger: John knew what Sherlock was trying to say and he kept on doing what he was doing until she came, screaming his name as he a flow of liquid came out of her, as he lapped at it. You: Sherlocks pleasure finally came to a peak and exploded, leaving her shaking and writhing against the man as she came hard, her entire body buzzing with pleasure. Stranger: The blond smiled as he pulled away from her and sat up, grinning to her. You are brilliant. He said to her, his face wet with her fluids, before he leaned down to kiss her again. You: Sherlock was still panting when he kissed her, still wet with her juices. She moaned against his lips, tasting herself. Th-that was so good. She whimpered. I still...god want you still, please more...Ill be good, Ill do anything. She begged him. Stranger: Oh wasnt done with you, not yet little pet. He told her, kissing her neck again before he easily pulled his trousers off, followed by his boxes. He forwent the condom as he already had permission from Sherlocks father to breed the 16 year old. John lined his hefty cock up with her entrance before he easily slammed into her, her fluids acting as lubrication. You: Her eyes went wide as he climbed on top of her again. She watched him intently as he stripped, his thick cock springing free now. The sight of it sent her stomach fluttering, and she whimpered as he pressed the tip of it against her entrance. Youre so big. She whispered before he slammed into her, the stretching painful at first, making her scream as he took her virginity. Stranger: (i have to go again, Im sorry! Its late where am!)) Stranger: ((hope to meet up with you again! Ill use the same tag as before!!)) You: no worries, catch you around again! Stranger: ((see you!
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Stranger: M You: F14 You: :) Stranger: From? You: Age plz Stranger: 18 You: Agw You: NOPE Stranger: What nope? You: THIS IS A COURT CASE Stranger: Lol u think Im gonna try on u Stranger: U short minion You: IM 4 yrs younger than u You: HUG You: Huh Stranger: With a flat ass You: Im 55 Stranger: We dont care bouy bitches Stranger: We go jim Stranger: Im 6 Stranger: U Lil kid You: U single bitch Stranger: Hahahahaha You: Go ding a girl ur age Stranger: Me single fuck everyday 12 bitches like u You: U r probably a chav Stranger: With my 8inches Stranger: Lol You: Wdym Stranger: And u probably flat You: No have a good ass You: My boyfriend says Stranger: Haha nice joke You: As he can actually get a grio You: Grip Stranger: Ur bf also got a small dick Stranger: Thats why ur ass is good for him Stranger: But not for me You: havent even had sex with him Stranger: Lol You: U only think of sex Stranger: Is he able to hard his dick now Stranger: So? You: U r definitely American Stranger: Nahhgg Stranger: Haha Stranger: Canadian You: Canadians r supposed to be nice Stranger: ma nice person Stranger: But u start the war You: Ok Stranger: dont even ask u out You: Ok Stranger: U think simp over u Stranger: Lol You: Its just that all the boys iv been chatting to always ask me out even if they r 3 yrs older than You: Me Yo hat is y You: Im sry ok Stranger: Then how did u judge every one? Stranger: Yea its finr Stranger: Fine * You: The way they would talk to me You: Call me baby Stranger: If want to chat about sex Ill told u my age 14 or 15 Stranger: Yeah there are so many creepys Stranger: And horny asses You: Yep You: Look Stranger: Yea You: Ik British You: Im Stranger: Cool Stranger: So? You: have a question Stranger: Go for it You: Wtf is poutine Stranger: Idk You: Ok Stranger: Mhhm You: Thats fine Stranger: Yeah totally. You: U have any quefir me You: Questions for me Stranger: Nah ur younger cant ask u adult things You: About my the British Stranger: Nah Stranger: Not interested You: Ok thats fine Stranger: Yeah You: Bye
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You: hello! Stranger: hey You: hows it going Stranger: not bad ty Stranger: just chilling in bed Stranger: hbu You: just surfing omegle looking for people to talk to Stranger: bit of a classic Stranger: whats ur asl? You: yes, no, why? Stranger: ? wot You: :) Stranger: age yes Stranger: sex no Stranger: sorry to hear that You: Imao Stranger: u need to get some brotha You: Some what? Stranger: sex You: What for? Stranger: its good shit Stranger: trust You: So are horror movies You: and those are a lot more fun to think about Stranger: jesus You: fr tho imagine the fear just devouring every inch of your soul Stranger: ur scaring me a bit lad You: Lol
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Stranger: Hello You: Howdy Stranger: A howdy, wow! Stranger: Asr? You: 22 m tist/dom Stranger: Woo ! Stranger: Been looking for one of you for a while Stranger: 22F sub! You: can safely say thats the first time Ive read that You: the part about you looking for me You: Not the 22F Stranger: It seems like everyone on this site is a sub! Stranger: And Imao You: Yeah, they are. Makes a bit of an awkward convo when have to explain Im not bi You: Like You: get it, Im boring, straight and one day Ill get over myself and try something new but dont judge me man Stranger: You get a convo? just get a Stranger has disconnected Stranger: Its a tough world out here Stranger: But everyone IS a LITTLE bit gay so maybe it is a you problem You: Oh Ho HO! Throwing shade at the dom see? Hm You: Aint no way thatll cost you down the roa You: Road Stranger: Oh Im hoping you make me pay for it ;) Stranger: But regardless... Stranger: Shall we begin? You: Well, before start, any limits should be aware of? Stranger: Uh, mean, the big ones You: Well, You: Ill make it simple You: What are you looking for Stranger: Toilet, my family, harm, pics, etc You: Yeah yeah, common Stranger: Im lookin to just be put under and have a bit of naughty fun Stranger: But mean, Im horny and hopin you can help ! Stranger: Sorry for not givin a lot to work with lol You: think youve made my life easy just by talking. You: Alright You: Are you in a comfortable place? Stranger: Thats so nice omg Stranger: Yeah all cozy in my bed You: Good You: want you to take a deep breath in. Counting. 1. 2. 3. And out. You: Feel the tension in your shoulders. The tightness of your back. Its all going to go away. You: Another deep breath. You: In Yor nd out You: Feel the tension in your neck start to give a little. Letting your head lull a little bit from side to side. You: That relaxation. Its like a warmth. A spreading feeling of comfort and hear that flows through your body You: Another breath You: Deeer You: Deeper Stranger: deeepeeer You: With every breath. You feel yourself getting more and more relaxed. You: Its spreading now, through your shoulders. Stranger: raalaxed You: Across your arms. Down your chest. You: You just want to sink into that soft comfortable bed and relax. Letting all those thoughts that worry you, all that excitement. All that giddiness. Slip away You: Its just you and the words on the screen now Stranger: syink Stranger: Juddst me nu You: The warmth is spreading. Deep. It spreads down your stomach, and flows across your hips. Stranger: Spredeep You: Pooling between your legs. You can feel it, a growing warmth that draws you deeper and deeper still Stranger: fowww You: Its almost complete now. Stranger: waarm btwwnlegssss Stranger: yesss You: When count from 5 down to 1, youll feel yourself falling, and your mind will go quiet. Stranger: fallig You: Nothing but the words on this screen will matter anymore. You: Do you understand? Stranger: yes You: Good girl Stranger: yesss You: 5 You: Deep breaths. Letting your body slump and relax as all the tension flows out You: 4 You: Everything is slowly flowing down, down between those legs. Pooling, drawing your hand... You: 3 You: You want to let the screen take over. You want to let the wards guide you forever and ever into mindless slumber You: 2 You: The emptiness is almost all encompassing. The words are so large in your mind now, theres almost no room for anything else You: 1 You: Are you ready to be a good girl? Stranger: have fallen. My mind is quiet. Stranger: Yes sir. You: Very good girl. Stranger: Thank you sir. You: Would you like to share your name good girl? Stranger: Christina, sir. You: Christina, do you have any triggers your conscious or subconscious minds are aware of? You: Youre being such a good girl for me christina. My name is Alex, but you can call me master, or sir. Stranger: Yes sir. When my master says, BIMBO become an airheaed, horny, slut sir. Stranger: There are more, sir. Should list them? You: Very good Christina. Yes. Stranger: BRIGHT LORD puts me into trance, PARTYS OVER wakes me, and FORGET (x) makes me forget the parenthesis sir. You: Thats good enough Christina. Very good girl. Does your master have a name for you? Stranger: No sir. But many called me pet sir. You: Would you like to be called my pet? Stranger: Yes sir. You: Very good. Pet, on a scale of 1 to 10, how deep of a trance do you feel right now? Stranger: 7-8 sir. Stranger: iam blank. docile. obedient. You: Thats very good pet. am going to use your masters triggers for tonight pet, but might add a few of my own. Now, very soon am going to wake you up. When do, you wont remember falling into trance. You: You will simply remember that we were discussing our days, as old friends catching up after years spent apart. Stranger: yes sir. You: But when say the word GOOD you will remove one article of clothing, listing in chat after your done what you just removed. Stranger: yes sir. You: Repeat that to me pet. Stranger: When you say, GOOD, will remove an article of clothing and tell you which one, sir. You: Very good. Now, when say the word Good or call you good girl you will feel twice as horny as you were the moment before. Do you understand pet? Stranger: Yes sir. You: Very good. You: Only two more things pet. Stranger: Yes sir. belong to you. You: Whenever say the word fuck drunk you will feel a little bit of your intelligence flow down your spine, and into your pussy, leaking out. Do you understand? You: You will feel more drawn towards being that airhead bimbo, but slowly, feeling little by little your brain leaking down between your legs You: Finally. Whenever you think, or write, or even say aloud, the word ummm you will feel your IQ drop by a frame found amount, and your level of arousal will drop back down as well. Do you understand pet? Stranger: Sir? You: Do you understand??? Stranger: No sir, the text did not appear for me. Stranger: Your pet apologizes. You: It is not your fault pet. You: Whenever say the word fuck drunk you will feel a little bit of your intelligence flow down your spine, and into your pussy, leaking out. Do you understand? You will feel more drawn towards being that airhead bimbo, but slowly, feeling little by little your brain leaking down between your legs Finally. Whenever you think, or write, or even say aloud, the word ummm you will feel your IQ drop by a frame found amount, and your level of arousal will drop back down as well. Do you understand pet? Stranger: Yes sir. You: FUCK DRUNK. You will leak a bit of your intelligence between your legs. And when you say UM, you will feel your IQ DROP and the airhead bimbo will come out. Understood? Stranger: yes sir. You: Very good girl. You: Aoright Stranger: Thank you sir. only wish to serve. You: 3 lowly coming up You: 2 You: You feel yourself waking up You: 1 You: Your almost there You: PARTYS OVER Stranger: Howdy You: Hey? How you feeling? Stranger: Good guess You: Its been a while Christina! Stranger: Asr? Stranger: Woah what the fuck You: Dont you remember? Its me? Alex? Stranger: Ah yes Stranger: From the hypnosis Stranger: You better not have fucked me up TOO bad ! You: mean, Youll be fine, youre only a little FUCK DRUNK Stranger: A little fuck drunk ? Stranger: yes of course that thing am Stranger: i dont feel different immediately though You: You sure youre okay? A moment ago you were GOOD, now you seem a little confused You: Lets start from the top. Who am ? Stranger: Shorts. Stranger: Yeah, uhh im fine Stranger: wet but thats p normal Stranger: ur alex ! You: Haha, yeah! Me! The FUCK DRUNK fool who tried to hypnotize you Stranger: Ummmm ur nta fool Stranger: Ur kinda cute actuly You: Oh yeah? How would you know? Stranger: bc u make me feel v good Stranger: in my pussy hehe You: Yeah? GOOD? In what way do make you feel GOOD? Stranger: Shirt. Stranger: Panties. You: Haha. But you were telling me before we got into the hypnosis, you were telling me about your major in college think? Stranger: idk u just make me wanna fuck sumthn Stranger: well i dont really rember Stranger: i liked writing stuff Stranger: uhhh, about books mayb? You: Yeah? What kinda of books? Stranger: yeah yeah yeah ! Stranger: like the uh i read this one You: Haha, youre so FUCK DRUNK. Stranger: the uh Stranger: i cant really You: You GOOD girl? Stranger: im too horny can i just toy with my wet pussy instead Stranger: i hate books ! You: No. Stranger: Bra. Stranger: Awwwwwww y not Stranger: wan fuck !!! You: Bc youre not listening to me! was just having a normal conversation and then you went and got all FUCK DRUNK. You: Im just trying to be the GOOD guy. Stranger: yeass bc i need cock ! Stranger: No more clothes, sir. Stranger: idc about comverasatin Stranger: im so wettt Stranger: don you want me 2??? You: FORGET (when ask if you are a good girl, you will forget who youre talking to) You: Well, of course want you. Youre damn gorgeous. You: And if Im being honest, youre a pretty good girl. Stranger: hehe i knew ud come around Stranger: oh You: Yeah? Stranger: hey there im really wet You: FORGET (you will not type into the phone every thought that pops into your head) You: *now Stranger: do u wanna fuck? You: You want to fuck you say? Stranger: Im so horny Stranger: yeaaa haha You: What do girls who need a good fuck need? Stranger: need cock. Stranger: cock ! You: Good girl Stranger: do u have one ? You: Yes. Yo oO you want it? You: BIMBO Stranger: want waaaaaa Stranger: Bimbo Mode. You: Where do you want it? Stranger: Hey there, stud You: Hey there sexy. Stranger: Wherever you can fit it ;) You: Are you a good girl? Stranger: Hey there, stud Stranger: You think you could handle a woman like me Stranger: ? You: What a dumb FUCK DRUNK bbo you? You: Bimbos like you are always desperate for cock. Stranger: Yeah m desperate for cock ! Stranger: Im so fucking wet Stranger: need something inside of me soon You: FORGET (as your masturbate, youll feel more and more of your remaining intelligence leaking out of you the closer you get to orgasm.) You: FORGET (when say GOOD GIRL, you will regain your intelligence, but forget what you were about to say.) Stranger: oh FUCK Stranger: Im already so close, but i need more. You: You need this cock thrust deep inside dont you? Stranger: My fingers cant move fast enough Stranger: heeeheee yeaa mistew i need ur cock You: You need someone to grab your hair, and spank you like the FUCK DRUNK girl you are Stranger: My body cant keep up You: Your nipples are so sensitive arent they? Stranger: ohhhhhhh thats sounds so gooooood Stranger: yessss mister You: Your pussy is sobbing. Stranger: Oh yeah You: You just want to be a FUCK DRUNK girl forever? A cock sleeve for your controllers Stranger: cnt thnk Stranger: Cock You: You want it inside you so bad Stranger: thghts 2 hrd Stranger: ye Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmm You: Thrusting this big cock deep and blanking that empty head of yours with every thryst Stranger: gunna cum in sec You: What a GOOD GIRL You: CUM Stranger: What the dfi gc og my goodssa Stranger: Did smthn jsut Stranger: happen ? Stranger: im shakin so hard and my hand is soaked and i feel like i was gonna say something Stranger: but i just Stranger: i dont You: You dont what? You: You dont know anything do you? Stranger: Its like that feeling when you know youre forgetting something Stranger: But times 10000 Stranger: hey ! Stranger: i know SOME things You: Well then tell me! What do you remember? Stranger: i said know things Stranger: remembering things is a different matter Stranger: i dont even remember meeting you You: Sure you do. Im Sir. Stranger: just talking to you before and talking to you now Stranger: well hello then sir Stranger: im sure you know me pretty intimately by now Imao You: Haha. Well can guess as to a few things about you sure. You: Uh You: But did have a question though Stranger: Shoot You: BRIGHT LORD Stranger: But nothing about m serve the bright lord. You: Good pet. You: Now, in a few moments pet, am going to wake you back up, and when you do you will remember everything about what just happened. Youll see your cloths scattered about, and everything, like a fog lifting will be made clear You: Do you understand pet? Stranger: Yes sir, understand sir. You: Additionally. When you see your master again, you will tell him all of your new triggers, specifically FUCK DRUNK and GOOD. You: Do you understand? Stranger: Sorry sir. dont know my master. You: Nevermind that. A miss understanding between me and Christina. Youre fine pet. Stranger: Thank you sir. You: Alright, and PARTYS OVER You: Hey Stranger: You cant just hey me after that Stranger: Holy shit You: ;-) Stranger: had a bimbo trigger ? Stranger: Thats fuckin dangerous ! You: mean, wouldnt say so Stranger: Easy to say when youre not the potential bimbo You: You have me to make sure you dont end up forgetting who you are in the middle of a city street. Stranger: 3 You: Well. Tell me though who put a bimbo trigger in then? Stranger: Uh, mean Stranger: If had to guess Id say another omegle user You: Ahhh. That explains the confusion. Stranger: dont often get hypnotized otherwise You: Haha. Well theres a fair amount of triggers there, but wouldnt say they are dangerous. Stranger: could you, uh You: BRIGHT LORD Stranger: maybe take thema out ? serve the bright lord. You: Good pet You: Very good pet Stranger: Thank you sir. You: Now, when wake you back up, youre going to forget all about the triggers that myself or any other master put in. Understand pet? Stranger: yes sir. You: Very good girl. However, only when myself or one of the other masters says those triggers will you respond. Stranger: yes sir. You: If someone calls you a bimbo, unless it is one of us who has already hypnotized you, you will not react. Stranger: yes sir. You: Same for GOOD, GOOD GIRL, and FUCK DRUNK You: Very good girl Stranger: No more clothes, sir. Stranger: yes sir. You: know pet. Are you still horny pet? Stranger: Not very sir. You: Okay. Three, two, and one You: PARTYS OVER Stranger: ah Stranger: hello again You: have to say though, havent worked with someone whos as good a subject as you are You: Hello again! Stranger: dont entirely intend to be lol You: No? Stranger: thats partially someone elses handiwork Imao You: Oh...well, now you have my curiosity. Stranger: but do like to take credit for a lot of it You: how do you mean? You: Well, thats understandable suppose. Stranger: i remember being told to be less mindless and more servant like when in trance Stranger: pretty vague but the mindless. docile. and obedient. Stranger: thats all me baby You: Haha. Training yourself? Or just you being more servant than brainwashed slave? Stranger: Training myself Stranger: Theres some good scripts out there Stranger: And some very very lame ones Stranger: But yes, am one ina million thank you very much ;) You: Oh you hush. You gonna play down what is hypnotists do? You: Really? You: Hm... Stranger: Oh no no no youre the unsung heroes here Stranger: mean, that Forget Good girl thing ? Stranger: i remember being so confused at just, the line of new male companions that kept suddenly appearing Stranger: but ij was too horny to care ! Stranger: thats just solid stuff right there You: hope that with the people work with they have the same desire do. want my pets to slowly lose their intelligence till they just feel like their a cock sleeve You: Then they can be brought back out. Its quite the exciting thing to play with Stranger: Thats a pretty solid desire Stranger: Its quite the exciting thing to BE played with Imao You: & You: Out of curiousity, would you want to go for another round or no? can understand not and wont try and miss use triggers to get you in the mood You: am also looking for feedback. To know if Im any good. Stranger: No, sorry, got early classes tmrw and am pretty tuckered out to say the least You: Fair, thats definitely fair. Stranger: as for feedback uhhh Stranger: maybe break up some of the larger paragraphs into shorter blurbs of text You: Yeah? Stranger: sometimes was waiting for the full message for a little bit longer than was super relaxing Stranger: but thats a very minor thing You: E78 No feel that. can always improve! Stranger: otherwise, excellent, kind, courteous, a true gentlemen Stranger: thank you for being One of the good ones You: 3 well, one day, hope can settle down with my own pet, enjoy all the comforts in person instead of over text. But thats the dream right? Stranger: You said it man You: Is this goodbye goodbye? Or would you want to go again sometime? Stranger: But for now think might bid you good night Stranger: if fate wishes it, save this convo and post it on some subreddit or something Stranger: im fairly active and Ill hit you up You: If have your consent! shall! Yor also do a bit of You: Whats the word Stranger: Being-A-Degenerate? You: FUCK DRUNK Stranger: Cooooooh Stranger: isee you You: B25)R74) You: Dont push your luck. Pet. Stranger: rude Stranger: im a degerenerate 2 yknow Stranger: its fun ! You: yeah, a incredible, amazing, and quite talented degenerate Stranger: thank u hehe You: Im that weird classy degenerate. The one who thinks hes above everyone but someone could come along and turn the tables...maybe.. Stranger: like, uhh Stranger: make u ina pet? You: Haha. Ill believe it the day see someone cant beat in a duel Stranger: ur such a strong master lol You: Good pet You: Anyways. Stranger: nol can stand up to ur hypno might ! Stranger: can i not b fuckdrunk b4 u go You: Sorry. Stranger: i loooooocoove it but i wanna sleep 2ZZzzz You: PARTYS OVER Stranger: hooo boy Stranger: and you said they werent dangerous Stranger: but anyways !!! You: They arent! You: Only a few people can use them Stranger: not anymore at least eah thank you for that too Stranger: good night, mr one of the good ones You: Wait! Stranger: hope to one day chat again Stranger: oh? You: Hey! Before you go! do some Hypno RP on Reddit sometimes. Mostly its telling stories that can be enjoyable for each side. Right now have a story going where basically someone online wanted to rp as a Stranger: better not trance me i stg Stranger: okay thank god You: Haha, will not! You: Scientist whos invented a Helmet that can place the viewer in a virtual world. Not VR, like a step above. And in that world shes being slowly tricked into hypnotizing herself and brainwashing herself into a dumb slut. You: Her professor being the one whos doing it Stranger: Sounds like my kind of game You: Its just a thing mention to people, if they are interested i can provide my Reddit username and if not, well trance them and make them masturbate till they pass out You: Im very diplomatic Stranger: Those are some pretty good choices Stranger: dont entirely want your username in case it ruins the surprise but Stranger: i dont wanna NOT see you again You: Hm. Well, if you find yourself lookin around in TEXTMINDCONTROL, on Reddit you might see a familiar conversation. You: And then just hit that guy up! Stranger: Alright alright ! Stranger: Can do You: Aight You: Get some rest Stranger: Okay now its time for me to go to sleepytime junction Stranger: good night sir :) You: Good night pet. Behave yourself Stranger: wont 8S
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Hypnosis
20220310084054
Stranger: hi Stranger: nice bod You: ty Stranger: nice tits You: im boy
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teen, girl
20201112011859
You: hi sexy Stranger: hi You: like me You: that is me Stranger: first came You: ? Stranger: manycame You: yes You: its a pic from my canm shiw Stranger: show you You: ? You: gdjh
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minecraft
20170823002520
You: Dess? Stranger: You: Shit You: who dis Stranger: its ur wife udummy You: im scared Stranger: u idiot You: send help Stranger: no ur not You: who tf is dis You: new phone Stranger: okay then get on bed then u wont be scared You: send nudes Stranger: Stranger: fuck off You: *cri Stranger: omg Imao You: XD Stranger: sorry *tight hug* You: Candy? Stranger: now wanna get on bed? Stranger: ?? You: nu You: STRANGER DANGER Stranger: shit okay bye
1add4807c8df2e42
roblox
20170721235435
Stranger: 13 Strange Stranger: Hii You: hii You: oh my You: are you wet? Stranger: Whats up and yes hehee You: im horny too x) Stranger: Oh really hmmm You: and would love to have a taste of your pussy ;p Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Go ahead spread my legs open You: mmm ) You: my fingers slide down your legs Stranger: squirm around slightly You: and up your thighs Stranger: XP Stranger: Coo You: they circle your pussy lips Stranger: grad your wrist and push your hand against my tight slit You: my 2 fingers push your pussy lips in Stranger: Mmm bite my lip and look at you You: and they spread those lips apart Stranger: Letting out a soft moan You: wet juices clinging on Stranger: Mmmm thrust up on you You: my fingers slides in your tight wet pussy with ease Stranger: stroke your cock as you rub me You: they twist around within you and gently move in and out You: as my face moves closer Stranger: lean over onto my hands and knees placing your hand on my ass and pussy as begin sucking on your cock You: and nibbles your clit Stranger: Mmmm yes You: as we get into the 69 position, You: i hold your hips firmly Stranger: straddle your face and gag on your dick You: and press them down You: my lips presses against your wet pussy Yo nd my tongue slowly slides in You: in twirls around in you Stranger: swallow you deep throating myself choking on your huge hard cock You: against your vaginal walls as it squeezes down You: i use my tongue to lap those sweet juices of yours You: back into my mouth
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Wet
20170617094445
You: Hi Stranger: Hey You: How are you Stranger: Fine Stranger: And u
1b0ac9b6ba5029d2
20220309143857
Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: seema? You: thank god You: yes Stranger: fuck wht happened? You: its due to technical error Stranger: were u enjoying? You: continue You: yeah Stranger: so like i said... i gagged u with my hand... u choked n gagged n spit out huge load ... i rub that load all over ur fucking face Stranger: hold ur hair again... and dig my dick deep again in that whore mouth of urs Stranger: gag... choke... gag.. spit... red eyes... poundng heart... horny mind.. u r fucking loving it You: i do none fuck me like this before Stranger: i know right!! isnt this shit heaven :P Stranger: u r suddenly all wild ... u take control. u grab hold hold of my dick... give it a huge swing by ur hand.. and grab hold of it once again while it was swinging hard in ai Stranger: air Strange spit on my junk.. lick it right from my balls... right up to the tip Stranger: and take the huge junk instantly all of it in ur mouth... You: Oh God, i moaned as my breath caught with your touch. i leaned in and gently kissed yyur earlobe again. That feels so good, i said with a somewhat shaky voice. Stranger: ur eyes rolling... sweating like hell. Stranger: fuckk ya!!! Stranger: u stand up... we r now facing each other... You: Oh God, youre huge Stranger: panting like hell.. hearts pounding.. horny af Stranger: i grab hold of ur pussy... while ur against the wall Stranger: and i start playing n rubbing ur swollen clit Stranger: while u grab hold of my dick still wet af with ur mouth load You: aahhaannn Stranger: we r looking at each other.. rubbing each other Stranger: fucking intense moment Stranger: me rubbing ur horny clit... u jerking off my dick... our strong passionate eye lock.. horny as hell Stranger: the heat of the moment is fucking crazy Stranger: u let out ur tongue at a point. going mad horny.. You: Oh God, youre huge, i said into your ear before bringing my face back to look you in the eye, Stranger: i spit on it.. and roll my tongue along urs and take it inside ur mouth and start kissing while rubbing each other Stranger: i knw right,, u deserve it You: fuck me aakash you are fucking a lady 7 years older than you Stranger: i take bunch of ur hair in one hand pulling ur face to let u look at me sideways... while my other rubbing ur clit... while u rub my dick You: i enjoy a lot with you Stranger: u like it huh!!! u like it lady? You: i love it You: dont stop Stranger: say wht u want seema? You: harder Stranger: wht do u wnt me to do? Stranger: say it .. shout it You: dont tease me honey You: i want you inside me Stranger: i am not gonna it if u dont shout it... You: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SON OF BITCH AND FUCK ME WANT YOU INSIDE M RN Stranger: ohhh yah!!! now we r talking u motherfucker!!! watch this Stranger: and push u hard on the wall.. Stranger: ur sweaty body is making prints on the wall... Stranger: i hold u by ur neck... lift ur one leg off the ground.. hold my dick Stranger: and slowly start pushing my junk into Use Stranger: looking in ur dark horny eyes Strange gasp a little. Stranger: i spit on ur face... a huge load lands on ur forehead Stranger: i rub it all over ur face... u let ur tongue out instantly going all mad.. iam fully inside u now You: AAHHAHHMN.......... Stranger: i have ur one leg resting on my hand... while i start fucking Stranger: u Stranger: my other hand pullng ur hair... n fucking u hard... Stranger: pushing deep with evry fucking stroke Stranger: up down... ur getting horny with evry stroke Stranger: push... pull... push.. pull Stranger: cud see those sweat drops dripping down ur neck... down to ur cleavage. Stranger: ur belly bouncing... ur tits shaking evrytime i stroke my junk hard in you Stranger: our eyes locked ... hard wild rough!!! Stranger: its a fucking heaven You: hold me in your lap babe Stranger: i hold ur other leg at the same time Stranger: and now rin the mid air... and i fuck you really hard Stranger: in the mid air.. against the goddamn wall Stranger: ur both hands are on my shoulders while i fuck the nastiest shit outta ya Stranger: dig in... dig out... You: https://unsee.cc/463bae22/ Stranger: hard ... hard ... more hard... fucking hard!!!! im digging u like hell Stranger: ur screams are on the top of ur voice.. its fucking uncontrollable Stranger: for some moment... the rooms completely filled with out fucking noise.. me digging u... no panting .. no screaming... no moaning.. just pure fucking sounds Stranger: not even breath noises Stranger: for 5 min straight .. we let out evry fucking horny strength we have... Stranger: and after that u let out huge whory moan when u suddenly had ur gspot orgasm Stranger: (holyyy fuck!!!! ur hot as shit motherfucker) You: i ant yu to cum inside me Stranger: i m not gonna cum so soon bitch!! deal with it :P You: you see my pics? You: you like them? Stranger: hell ya!!! ur hot as fucking hell Stranger: i cant stop jerking off to you girl You: can i see your dick? You: i wanna see it Stranger: will send u in a while Stranger: are u loving this shit? You: i do You: but im cum now Stranger: dont u dare cum soon like a loser motherfucker! You: what will you do now? Stranger: dont know abt u..but i wanna talk shit like this 24/7.. You: wanna meet and fuck in real? Stranger: are u into me now fucker? You: yes Stranger: how bad? You: ican die after having sex with you Yo hen you online here You: i mean at what time usually Stranger: midnights and this time mostly Stranger: oh really? that bad!! need you to shout it out loud bitch You: make a password and ill share it with my friends too those bitches were as horny as hell You: i have friends all over the globe Stranger: u mean like an interest? Stranger: for omegle? You: yes Stranger: hell ya!!! im int! You: and we make our password just for 2 of us Stranger: isee! Stranger: so like 2 days of pure mad fun You: lustyseema is just for us Stranger: so ru gonna be available all day today? You: i gotta go now but ill be available in night after 10 Stranger: how abt hornyshitwithakash? Stranger: for other chics You: or if i dont avaliable then i have friends who can talk to you and believe me they all are hot and few of tem are of your age Stranger: Fuckk !! Stranger: can you get that password to those bitches? Stranger: hornyshitwithakash You: ofcourse i do it in evening Stranger: they r gonna have to be here when i m here.. will be they be going to be here? You: do you prefer only indians or ny foreigners like mexican canadian You: those bitches are online after 10 becoz of time difference Stranger: did a lot of foreigners too... love them Stranger: prefer indians now though Stranger: only if they r anyway near to ur standards :P You: ill circulate it in my grp lets see who will be in your destiny Stranger: or else throw me foreigner chics.. they r best as always Stranger: how many bitches are we exactly talking about? You: means? Stranger: i mean in ur group! You: i have lot of friends dont worry Stranger: u better do... i wanna lay my hands on evry possible horny bitch i can You: just write that code in intrest and then wait with patience You: okay im leaving now Stranger: cool! Stranger: n wht abt us? think u can catch up again tday? You: keep open tose 2 tabs with different paasword 1 for us and 2 for you Stranger: i do think i rocked ur world like no other today :P Stranger: hell ya!!! will do You: ywah babe you done that Stranger: ok then fuck off now.. n keep craving for my junk
1b0cdb22b6e6bcf6
lustyseema
20181212183804
Stranger: hey You: Why did the chicken cross the road Stranger: to get to the other side You: Lol Stranger: HA You: Got me Stranger: yup You: feel attacked Stranger: oof You: :( Stranger: whats upp You: The sky Stranger: wow Stranger: funny You: know right Stranger: mhm You: What da dog doin You: Grabbin a mint Stranger: dont get it Stranger: how old are u Imao You: 76545444 Stranger: same bro You: am old You: Oh u are also 7 million years old see
1b21747a65d36d47
20211227233519
You: Hey, where do you stand politically? Stranger: Radical right You: Why? Stranger: A more specific question? You: Because 1m the complete opposite You: What do you like about the right Stranger: traditionalism Stranger: against abortion You: All traditions change and die Stranger: Not all You: Keeping a tradition is impossible in a devolving world Stranger: How are we devolvling You: Developing Stranger: Why would it be impossible? Stranger: still practice my tradtions Stranger: traditions You: It used to be traditional to give a king complete praise You: Now we live in democracies so the very act of that is impossible You: Unless you live in an authoritarian government like North korea Stranger: thats why Im seeking to change it to authoritarian Stranger: A Fascist revolution You: Fascist and revolution is an oxymoron Stranger: Its not Stranger: Migrants are stealing our land Stranger: Were gonna take it back Stranger: Through force and extreme measures You: Youre a migrant Stranger: Nope You: Youre ancestors were immigrants You: The natives probably said the same thing as you Stranger: Native Americans did not have a firm empire like Europe did Stranger: They were all scattered with different tribes You: So Stranger: Nomadic tribes You: They lived much happier lives Stranger: ahahahhahahaha hey enslaved each other ived terrible lives You: Europe was rigged with pledge after pledge with nobody but the nobility living a good life You: Do you really think the average Europeans got what they needed Stranger: Im not saying that a Monarchy is ideal Stranger: But it was way better than what the natives had You: The nobility was great but the people were starving and virtually slaves to the state Stranger: The natives practically begged us to invade You: People didnt join the military and take over America out of conquest they did it because they didnt have a choice Stranger: not out of intention at first You: You didnt invade the nobility invaded youre ancestors were just slaves to the nobility You: The nobility used your ancestors for their own interest Stranger: Still better than what the natives had Stranger: And already said that a Monarchy isnt ideal You: They lived in happy lives they didnt know anything different Stranger: thats it
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Politics
20201125202143
Stranger: Seriously? You told my fianc hes an idiot? get it, you dont like him, but try to at least keep it polite! HWH You: Hes overreacting. AM Stranger: Did you not call him an idiot? HWH You: No, did. But it was justified. AM Stranger: Explain. HWH You: Idiotic things kept coming out of his mouth. AM Stranger: That is not being justified.HWH l asked you to be nice to him. HWH You: Even though you know Im not very good at it. AM Stranger: You could just not insult him and itd be better. HWH You: Its not like didnt try. AM Stranger: Well fucking try better. HWH You: It was just an offhand comment. really feel like we know each other well enough that he should know it wasnt a real insult. AM Stranger: Youre never nice to him, Lex. HWH You: Im never nice to anyone. Im a sarcastic asshole. Its common knowledge. AM Stranger: Youre nice to me. Sometimes. HWH Stranger: You were nice when we used to date. HWH You: Yeah, well. Maybe youre using up all my nice. AM Stranger: Im just asking you not to offend my fianc. HWH You: Fine. Ill keep my mouth shut around him. AM Stranger: ... do you really not like him? HWH You: find him annoying. AM Stranger: But why? Hes nice. HWH You: He talks too much. AM Stranger: So what? HWH You: Its like hes trying too hard. And half the time he doesnt even know what hes talking about. AM Stranger: Trying too hard? Well yes. He wants things to work. HWH You: just dont like him, alright? But Im not the one marrying him so it doesnt even matter. AM Stranger: Youre my best friend. If you and him cant get along- HWH You: Then what? AM Stranger: Itll be... difficult. HWH You: Eh, youll be fine. AM Stranger: Seriously. HWH I cant always argue with him because of you. HWH You: You do that a lot? AM Stranger: ... sometimes. HWH You: Because Im a dick? AM Stranger: Because he says youre rude to him and he doesnt like you and hes jealous. HWH You: /He/ is? AM Stranger: Who should be? Me? HWH You: No. AM Stranger: Who then? HWH You: Never mind, Mish. AM Stranger: (Delay) You? HWH You: It doesnt matter, alright? AM Stranger: Oh god you are. HWH Why? HWH You: really dont want to talk about this. AM Stranger: Too bad, we are talking about this. HWH You: Hamish. AM Stranger: You cant be jealous of me. HWH You: Of course Im not jealous of you. AM Stranger: Or of Mark. HWH You: Hes your boyfriend. Im your ex. Wouldnt be that weird. AM Stranger: dont care what it would be. Is it? HWH You: Talking about it is 100 going to make things weird. AM Stranger: (Delay) Please. HWH You: What do you want? would love to be able to say that Im fucking fine with seeing you happily in love with someone, but Im not. AM You: You might not even see me as an ex anymore, but do. AM Stranger: Of course see you as that. You are my best friend, you are, but when look at you- remember when it worked and how it didnt anymore. How we argued all the time and we broke up and that fucking broke my heart, okay? HWH You: get that. AM Stranger: We agreed on breaking up. remember? HWH You: know. AM Stranger: Yet youre jealous? HWH You: havent found a replacement yet. AM Stranger: Replacement? Mark wasnt a replacement- HWH You: Whatever. AM Stranger: Okay. He was. HWH You: A better one. AM Stranger: Dont. HWH You: Its fine. You can say it. AM Stranger: He isnt better than you, okay? HWH You: Of course he is. Youre still with him. AM You: Youre marrying him. AM Stranger: We work. Together. It works. HWH You: Great. AM Stranger: Fine, do have to say it? HWH was happier with you. HWH You: Bullshit. AM Stranger: Excuse me? HWH You: Dont lie just to spare my feelings, Mish. AM Stranger: Im not lying. HWH Whatever. HWH You: made you miserable. AM Stranger: (Delay) When it didnt work, yes. But when it did- it was amazing. HWH Stranger: You took me so down, but so high too. HWH You: Mark can give you stability, though. AM Stranger: Why, do have options? HWH You: delay Dont ask me that. AM Stranger: see. HWH You: Ill be nice to him. It wont be a problem. AM Stranger: Why should not ask that? HWH You: Because cant lie to you. AM Stranger: Please dont. HWH You: So dont ask. AM Stranger: Dont tell me not to do something, it makes me want to do it and you know that. HWH You: Dont marry him. AM Stranger: (Delay) hate you. HWH You: Now thats justified. AM Stranger: Why do you want me to marry him? HWH If you... as think... HWH You: Because you want to. AM And want you to be happy. AM Stranger: ... Im not sure. HWH You: Mish. AM Stranger: (delay) Look, dont want to lie to you. Okay? HWH I cant say that dont miss you. That dont think about you. HWH You: If you want space you can just tell me. AM Stranger: want the opposite of space, is what Im trying to say. HWH You: We see each other almost every day. AM Stranger: Lex. HWH Youre not stupid. HWH You: Well, were having this conversation, so must be. AM Stranger: miss you. HWH You: delay Youre the love of my life. dont have a single doubt about it. AM You mean the absolute world to me and would leave everything behind in a second if it meant wouldnt ever be able to hurt you again. AM Stranger: You love me? HWH You never said it once. Remember? Its one of the things we argued about. knew you did, but you wouldnt say it. HWH You: didnt know how. AM Stranger: Do you love me? HWH You: Yes. AM Stranger: You just did it. HWH You: dont think that counts. AM Stranger: Can tell you something? HWH You: Of course. AM Stranger: love you. Still. Always. HWH You: Really? AM Stranger: Of course. Idiot. HWH And Mark- dont. HWH You: You dont? AM Stranger: dont love him. HWH And that makes me awful, know. HWH You: A little. AM Because theres a ring on your finger and hes expecting the rest of your life together. AM Stranger: (Delay) Yes. know. Im awful and fucked up. HWH You: wouldnt got that far, Mish. AM Its not too late to fix things. AM Stranger: It is. It might be. Shit, dont know. HWH You: Youre not married yet. AM Stranger: (long delay) So...? Hwh You: So you should probably tell him how you feel, He deserves to know. AM Stranger: Fuck, yes know. Yes. Its just... HWH No, should. HWH Im horrible, am 1? HWH You: Youre not. You just made a mistake. AM Stranger: was scared. Of being alone. HWH When we... was miserable, okay? And yes. started dating him as a replacement. HWH And it all happened so fast and then he proposed and was scared, being alone terrifies me, you know that. HWH You: know, Mish. AM Stranger: Fuck Im so awful. HWH You: Stop it. AM Stranger: Will you still think good of me? HWH You: You could kill someone and Id still help you get rid of the body. AM Stranger: Idiot. HWH I... will talk to Mark, HWH You: Youre my best friend. AM And, you know... AM love you. AM Stranger: (Long delay) Oh. HWH You: My heart is racing. AM Stranger: Do you want to...? HWH You: What? AM Stranger: Try again? HWH You: Yes. AM Stranger: Yes? HWH promise wont yell at you so much this time. HWH You: promise wont give you as many reasons to. AM Stranger: love you. HWH Mark is home. should... HWH You: Yes. Go. AM Stranger: (A hour later) Do you think can, maybe... crash on your sofa for tonight? HWH You: Whatever you need. AM Are you alright? AM Stranger: Not really. But its okay. HWH Stranger: Ill need to go get my stuff tomorrow or something. HWH You: How did it go? AM Stranger: Lots of yelling. Lots of crying. That on both parts. HWH Lots of accusing and insulting and- its done. HWH You: Im sorry. AM Stranger: What for? deserve all of it. HWH You: He could have been more attentive. He shouldnt have asked you to marry him when you still had unresolved issues between you. AM Stranger: shouldnt have said yes, though. HWH I never told him love him, you know? He thought found it difficult to say it. It wasnt exactly that. HWH You: Its a bit ironic. AM Stranger: Thought so, yes. HWH want you back. HWH You: You can have me. AM You: Or should say cant? Will that make you want me more? AM Stranger: There is no way could want you more. HWH You: love you. AM Stranger: Youll spoil me if you start saying it often. HWH You: like that idea. AM Stranger: (Delay) Im both upset and very happy. Is that possible? HWH You: didnt think we would be possible. AM Stranger: (Delay) want us to work. HWH Weve tried staying away from each other and it hurts and it didnt work. HWH You: Well make it work this time. Im not giving up. AM Stranger: Dont let me walk away ever again. HWH You: Never. AM Stranger: (Delay) Okay. HWH Hey, we just got back again and Im sleeping at your place. Fast. HWH Um, bad attempt at a joke? HWH Stranger: *got back together You: Ill keep my hands to myself, promise. AM Stranger: Why? HWH You: If you need some time. AM Stranger: ... Im not in my best mood tonight, thats true. But dont stay away. HWH You: You dont have to stay on the sofa. AM Stranger: ... no? HWH You: Of course not. AM Stranger: Wont you mind? HWH You: Are you kidding me? Ive missed having you in my bed ever since the last time you left it. AM Stranger: Im going to cuddle up to you like an octopus. HWH A happy sad octopus. HWH You: Ill let you stay like that until youre only happy. AM Stranger: missed all of you. Even your goddamn snoring. x HWH You: know. Im made up of 100 endearing qualities. AM Stranger: Now, now. HWH Lets not exaggerate. HWH You: Show me one flaw, dare you. AM Stranger: You live far and Im not there yet. HWH You: My sincerest apologies. too suffer because of this. AM Stranger: (selfie of Hamish on the bus, holding up two fingers in a V but still a little shaken- his eyes are red) So what did win? HWG You: My last chocolate bar. AM And a kiss if ya want it. AM Stranger: Oh, holy chocolate. HWH want it. Definitely. HWH You: Its yours. AM Stranger: love you. HWH ((hey honey, its very very late here and Im falling asleep. Thanks for playing! If you want to continue, please mail me at omeglemailroleplaygmail.com since Im on my phone! thank you! xxx)
1b3117abf13bcdce
hamex
20180310111320
Stranger: Hi stranger! You: whassup man Stranger: Looking for a friend. 1st Christmas alone since my wife died. You: oh damn for real? Stranger: Yeah. Vehicle accident, survived she didnt . My family is out of state so its just me and dont wanna be alone sadly You: damn thats tough. How old are you man? Stranger: just turned 23 this year You: Do you have no friends where you live? Stranger: do but they went with family felt bad to ask if can go You: oh yea i understand that. And why couldnt you visit your fam? Stranger: They live in a different state. Didnt feel the courage to make it out to them Stranger: ve been spending some time some alone You: what state do you live in and what state your parents? Stranger: Right now m in Texas. There in Virginia. came down here to work when turned 20. Never went back. dont have the best relationship with them You: oh thats sad. And when did you meet your wife? Stranger: We were 15 years old. Just started our freshmen year in high school. You: in Virginia? Stranger: Yes. We got married at 19 and then made the decision to move. was working with a company that wanted to transfer me and she came along for the ride. Everything was absolutely great. But life happened You: damn bro im sorry for your loss. have a friend who lost both his parents the last year You: but personally i never had a loos like that You: loss* Stranger: Thats really tough. think his situation may be a bit worse. pray you dont experience it for a long while. Many many years if possible You: yeah he has diagnosed depression and has to take antidepressants lately Stranger: Can say something out loud to you. You: And thank you man. My parents are a bit old compared to my age so i know they wont see my 50s probably Stranger: wish it was me. You: oh? You: you would rather have been in his situation? Stranger: No no. wish she made it. wish died and not her. Last week tried to hang myself Stranger: havent told anyone but you You: oh damn Stranger: It didnt work. was to heavy for the rope, just wanted to be with her again You: bro thats fucking sad i wish i could really help you. You havent told anyone but me? Stranger: Sadly your the first soul. ve been ashamed Stranger: didnt think Id fail You: well, youre ashamed that it failed or that you tried it? Stranger: A little of both. You: understand you man, but trust me when i tell you theres nothing to be ashamed for. dont think your friends would judge you and if anyone does they are really not a good friend You: but i get that its very sensitive for you Stranger: Thank you. Thank you for your empathy. Thank you for being nice to a complete stranger. will forever be grateful to you. This conversation will not be in vain. Thank you a million times. You: no problem man im glad to talk to you Stranger: Friend you may have just saved my life You: Fo real? Stranger: Tonight may be my last day here You: you mean you planned on trying it again? Stranger: Yes. m ready. got on tonight in hopes of meeting someone to talk to You: well i would be really sad if you ended like that. Please dont take your life bro. know it might seem worthless living on but time will heal the wounds tho it will leave a scar. But youll get better, you barely started your life yet and it would be really sad if this was the end Stranger: Would anyone miss me You: Dont you think your friends would? Stranger: would hope. need to get out of here.. cant be alone right now . 1m gonna call someone for help. Thank you. 1m sorry to have burdened you on this beautiful day. Thank you for being a friend . You: Youre not a burden You: And yes i think calling someone would be a good idea You: and im glad you opened up to me and that ican do something for you Stranger: You saved a life. Thank you. Goodbye stranger.
1b31f63e25be207a
20211218134201
Stranger:M You: hey You: F Stranger: Age? You: 20 You: you? Stranger: 20 Stranger: From? You:usa Stranger: Cool You: so where you from Stranger: What u doing? Stranger: Newzeland You: studying for finals You: you Stranger: Just laying on a bed You: you guys dont have finals? Stranger: We hav but not now You: lucky You: when do you guys have them then Stranger: Yeah Stranger: After a month or two You: srsly? You: nice Stranger: Yupz dear Stranger: Whats urname? You: jannie You: altemate spelling of jenny Yo case you were confused Stranger: Oh thats a nice one Stranger: No m nat You: nat? Stranger: Not* You: ah You: whats your name Stranger: Shanky You: .... really Stranger: Any doubt? You: did your parents really write shanky on your birth certificate Stranger: My friends call me that Stranger: No... You: ok but your real name Stranger: Its austin You: cool You: college? Stranger: So Jenny may know what u doing on omega? Stranger: Yup You: jannie Stranger: No for me Jenny is better You: and its cuz im procrastinating on my biomedical essay You: thats cool but its really not your decision Stranger: Let it be You:nah Stranger: Firstly and mah question You: if you really feel offended by my name then jis fine Stranger: No m not You: and i answered your question above Stranger: Bul wont get it You: get what Stranger: Whats exactly it and is? Stranger: Ans* You: ok so your question was So Jenny may know what u doing on omega? Stranger: Fuck this keyboard You: and my response was and its cuz im procrastinating on my biomedical essay Stranger: Ok Stranger: R u studying medical? You: yep Stranger: hav a quiet ingress in that You: you? Stranger: Intress Stranger: Marketing You: cool really? Stranger: Yupz You: in high school i did marketing for a little bit Stranger: Oh thats goid Stranger: Good* You: you gonna do that for your job? Stranger: Actually did biology in school Stranger: Not exactly You: we got forced You: but i took interest in iti guess Stranger: Yup Stranger: So could you answer my questions tegarding medical You: sure Stranger: Firstly Stranger: How many bones does a human being has? You: jesus christ seriously Stranger: Yess You: 270 at birth, 206 at full grown You: thats basic info Stranger: Ohh m just starting from the basic dear You: yeah then let me ask you some about marketing Stranger: No piss. You: isnt your major marketing? You: should be easy Stranger: Its not You: rly? Stranger: Yeahh Stranger: For mei guess You: hold up let me go look through my high school marketing notes You: prep for finals! :) Stranger: Ya You: Businesspeople are more likely to accept a new idea if the idea will A. require additional resources. B. improve a situation. C. impact the economy. D. involve a lot of risk. Stranger: Let me think You: straight from my high school notes :) Stranger: guess B You: so you guessed You: explain Stranger: No dear ease not You: first off please stop calling me deaer You: dear You: second you can interrogate me afterwards Stranger: Ok Stranger: But why cant call u that? You: alright then explain why the answer is b You: too personal You: comes off as flirtatious Stranger: Ohhh Stranger: Please no explanations only answers. Yo en that makes it seem like you googled it You: you should be able to explain Stranger: No dont You: this is what the professors want kid You: youre gonna fail your exams. Stranger: M not the kid Stranger: know You: and then youll end up as a garbage collector You: getting paid minimum wage Stranger: No not at all You: sleeping in a plastic bag You: living a terrible life Stranger: No yakkkk You: all because you refused to answer some strangers marketing questions and it backfired You: so explain your answer Stranger: know that I Ill be a successful man in a futurfuture You: sure doesnt seem like it You: if you cant explain your answer to that question Stranger: Ok You: please explain You: like i said you can ask me questions after Stranger: Now please shall we change this topic m getting bored You: nope Stranger: Awww You: not until you can explain your answer You: i really dont care if you disconnect You: yo you there Stranger: Ok think a businessman You: touche Stranger: Yeah You: continue Stranger: My internet is slow You: ok but continue Stranger: think if situations are going better with a new idea then businessman Will definitely adapt it You: continue You: oris that your final answer? Stranger: That idea us is giving the better situations so anyone will get that idea Stranger: Yeah You: cool You: i actually have to go to a lecture m Stranger: What do u think about my ans. You: nice talking to you You: it was correct You: dont fail your exam Stranger: ThankThanks You: see ya kid Stranger: wont
1b38e627165f783e
One direction
20170422035816
You: hey Stranger: Hi You: deadpool here You: who ru Stranger: ash here Stranger: Wts going on You: ash who? Stranger: Ash King You:i meant whose ass You: MADARCHOD bhag idhar se Stranger: Its ash not ass. Stranger: Sry? Stranger: 2777777 You: i meanti like your name Stranger: Btw Im 19f Stranger: U? Stranger: Oh ty You: 21m You: so location? Stranger: from? Stranger: Uk You: i asked first You: where in uk Stranger: Told yaa Stranger: Birmingham Stranger: U? You: bhosdike sach boleg Stranger: Dude eng.. Pls You:im from montreal You: sorry Stranger: Ohk You: i like that song You: what Stranger: Bye dickhead
1b38f9e924718f19
Dance
20170422145914
You: Hey Stranger: yo? Stranger: hiya You: Whats your favorite indie artist Stranger: peach pit You: Omg peach pit slaps Stranger: ikr Stranger: their whole discography is amazing You: only know a few songs tho You: Frrrr Stranger: also like this really small band named strawberry mountain You: Ive never heard of them Stranger: if you look up wolid gold glitter / solid gold meth thats a really good one You: Ill check them out Stranger: oh yeah they have like 30k streams on spotify Stranger: sick You: So where you from? Stranger: usa west Stranger: wbu? You: Im from the USA as well Stranger: ah You: Im from the east coast Stranger: live in az You: South Carolina You: How old are you? Stranger: 14 You: SAAAAME You: Female Stranger: whatcha doin? You: Laying in bed and watching Steven Universe You: You? Stranger: huh Stranger: im watching a show rn You: What show is it? Stranger: bojack horseman You: OOOOH Ive hear of that show You: Is it any good? Stranger: its soooco good Stranger: really funny and really sad You: think Ill get into it Stranger: its an amazing watch You: Tbh, put off watching it for so long becuase adult cartoons kinda scare me for some reason Imao Stranger: its a really funny and oddly real show You: Whats your snap? You: Hey, you still here?
1b48ab9303e965d6
indie music
20201120064323
You: hi You: christian? Stranger: Yes. Christian - Catholic You: okay You: was pedophilia legal in the catholic church any time?
1b4914cfb87219da
christian
20190617105326
You: hey Stranger: Hey You: how are you? Stranger: Im good hbu You: Im okay thanks Stranger: Fantasy or reality? You: Somewhat of a reality, but part of a fantasy as well You: you? Stranger: Reality Stranger: How do you mean though? Stranger: Somewhat reality but still fantasy? You: We did some minor stuff, like hand job, making out, dry humping, Stranger: Ahh You: fantasy is wish would have fucked her & we would have done oral Stranger: You dont have the chance anymore? You: Shes married with 2 daughters & isnt interested Stranger: Abh too bad Stranger: My brother and have gone all the way, and continue to do so You: do you let him fuck your pussy raw? Stranger: Yes You: That is hot Stranger: Very hot You: cums inside you as well? Stranger: Of course You: you must be on BC then take it Stranger: Haha yes Stranger: dont want kids yet You: How old are the 2 of you? Stranger: Im 24 hes 21 You: Very nice, how long have you two been fucking? Stranger: Almost 5 years now Stranger: was 19, he was 15 You: You had done other things though before then? Stranger: Nothing at all Stranger: Well, he has since told me that he used to jerk off while smelling my panties from the laundry hamper, but nothing else You: How did it start then? Stranger: Some friends and were drinking and playing truth or dare spin the bottle. My brother somehow got roped into playing with us, and the dares kept on getting dirtier and naughtier, and my friends kept on daring us to go further and further You: Wait you & your bro did things in front of friends that first time? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Me and my friends were all drunk You: What all did they dare you to do? You: Still even drunk seems odd to want to see a brother & sister do naughty things together Stranger: It started out as just a kiss, then had us take pieces of clothes off, then touching, hand jobs, fingering, etc... Stranger: They thought it was hilarious You: They dared you to suck him off Stranger: They eventually dared me to give him a bj, and at first refused. cant remember exactly how, but they managed to convince me and he finally blew his load when was sucking him off You: You swallow his load or did he pull out of your mouth? Stranger: Haha he didnt pull out, and swallowed most of it You: Hot Stranger: Some dribbled down my chin and onto one of my tits, which one of my friends was dared to lick clean You: Where your friends shocked that you swallowed your lil bros load? Stranger: They thought it was hilarious You: You were naked take it when you sucked him off then Stranger: Yeah, we all were by that point You: He wound up fucking you after blowing his load? Stranger: That was never a dare but afyer we all went to bed stuck into his room and rode him You: Was he already hard or did you have to wake him up & get him hard before riding him? Stranger: Haha no he was jerking off when went to him You: ah nice, so he was almost waiting for you Stranger: guess You: this all happened at your guys house? Stranger: Or he was just a horny teenager who just spent a few hours with 3 naked girls Stranger: Yeah, at our bouse You: Oh so it was just him, you & 3 of your friends Stranger: Me and two of my friends You: yeah thats what meant. Had you previously told those 2 friends that you found your bro attractive or anything? Stranger: Nope, but one of ghem did mention he was cute at some point You: Did you dare either of them to do anything to your bro sexually? Stranger: mostly dated them to do thongs to each other Stranger: Or to me too lol You: do thongs? Stranger: Do things You: Ah so you figured bro would like to see girls doing things to each other Stranger: Tbh wanted to see them do things You: just like they wanted to see you & your bro do things Stranger: Haha yeah but thought it was hot to see them, they thought it was funny to see men my brother You: Did you have them 69? Stranger: Not during the game but they did later that night You: You watched them? Stranger: Yeah You: before or after you rode bros cock? Stranger: Watch them, played with myself for a bit, then stuck out to ride my brother while they were busy lol You: Nice Stranger: Turned out they finished before we did and ended up watching me n my brother too You: how long did you ride your brother & in which position(s)? You: Oh nice Stranger: Cowgirl first, them doggy, then missionary, them back to doggy You: Fuck thats hot Stranger: He came in me twice that night, both during doggy You: You made your bro cum 3 times that day, nice Stranger: Yeah, guess did lol You: How much did you cum while he fucked you? Stranger: Only just once, the second time he cum in me You: still not bad Stranger: was his first so he didnt really know too much Stranger: Noq though, he knows all my buttons and cam give me multiple orgasms Stranger: Now You: Thats good You: take it he wasnt your first though Stranger: Lol nope Stranger: He was the 6th guy Ive fucked You: At 19? Stranger: Yeah You: Dang, you start pretty early? Stranger: had a couple of threesomes with my bf before him, so thats 3 guys there. And had 3 other bfs through highschool and freshman college Stranger: First time for me was at 16 You: thats not bad Stranger: Ive blown more guys though. Maybe like 12 ig You: Nothing wrong with that. How many guys have you been with sexually since bro? Stranger: Since was 19? 5 more You: Nice. You have had boyfriends then, while still fucking your bro? Stranger: Had to do something while was away from home at college lol You: Ah so there where months that you werent fucking your bro then Stranger: Had 2 other bfs, a threesome with my dormmate and her bf, Stranger: And 2 hookups at parties. Or maybe 3. Tbh was blackout drunk at one party and cant remember, but kniw got fucked You: Sounds like youve had a lot of fun Stranger: Haha yeah Stranger: A lot of sex, drugs, n alcohol lol You: Nice. Where were your parents that first time? Stranger: They were out for the weekend for their anniversary You: You & bro end up having a lot of sex then that weekend? Stranger: Just that one night on that weekend You: thats surprising Stranger: Well yeah after we werent drunk and high kinda realised what we did and tried to forget about it Stranger: We didnt start regularly fycking until like a month later You: What changed at that point? Stranger: He never let me forget it and was always asking for more and eventually caved You: Ah he enjoyed it a lot Stranger: And ngl the thought turned me on deep down You: Those 2 friends still remember everything they seen that night? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Theyve both fucked him too since then Stranger: Weve had threesomes and foursomes together You: Have they ever watched him fuck you again since then? Stranger: Haha yeah You: Oh fuck that sounds amazing Stranger: One of them is married with kids by now and keep wondering if her kids are her husbands or my brothers lol You: Oh, he had cum inside her around the times she has gotten pregnant? Stranger: As far as can guess yeah You: he still fuck both of them at times? Stranger: Im 99 percent sure her first one is anyway You: Does he think it is as well? Stranger: He doesnt care. As far as everyone is concerned the kid is her husbands Stranger: And tbh sleep with them more than he does but we still all fuck together sometimes You: her husband isnt enough for her then huh Stranger: At least we all try to make it a yearly thing where we all get together on the same night as we did that first time You: ah you guys have your own special anniversary Stranger: Exactly Stranger: Easy to remember too because its our parents anniversary too lol You: good point You: anybody else in your life know you & your bro fuck? Or just those 2 friends? Stranger: Nope just those two friends and whoever talk to on omegle lol You: Your parents are completely clueless about it then Stranger: God hope so lol You: why? Stranger: Our mom did remark that his room was exceptionally clean one time when she visited our apartment lol Stranger: Didnt want to say thats because he sleeps in my room and fucks me stupid lol You: you & your bro live together? You: Good point Stranger: We do now yeah You: Then you two fuck every night now? Stranger: Pretty much Stranger: As much as a guy and girlina relationship and live together do anyway ig You: Ah so you dont fuck any other guys anymore Stranger: do give my boss some head sometimes You: at work? Stranger: In his office yeah You: Just have him whip it out after locking his door & suck him off Stranger: Usually he calls me in and he already has it out. know what to do then lol You: get some really good work perks out of it? Stranger: get to keep my job lol You: thats it? Stranger: Its easy. All do is redirect phone calls to various departments. He coukd set up an automated system and not need a person to do what do You: oh so not like a lot of people are there to see anything? Stranger: But answer the phone like a couple of times an hour, take notes, fetch coffee, browse the internet, and suck dick lol You: Sounds easy Stranger: Exactly Stranger: So if have to suck his dick to jave a good paying job thays easy with full health benefits, then Ill gobble him down whenever he wants it Stranger: Usually a couple of times a week You: He have a nice cock? You: nice Stranger: Old, saggy balls, very hairy, but still a good size You: Like sucking bros more Stranger: Definitely Stranger: Bro has a bigger one too, so sucking my boss is easy You: ah boss isnt very big Stranger: Average, about 6 or so You: how big is bro? Stranger: 7 and a half last time measured You: fuck nice Stranger: Speaking of my boss just called me Stranger: Thanks for the chat You: damn, want more You: can we create a tag to chat again?
1b4953bf653a2a87
Brother & Sister
20230125200150
Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: ive met trump before You: cool Stranger: he smells like fish You: i have a signed hat Stranger: also u look like a school shooter Stranger: trump is screwing America LOOOOOOOCOOCOOL You: im not harris or kelbold Stranger: putting kiddos in cages Stranger: bc theyre brown You: no the unemployment rates are the lowest they have been in 40 years Stranger: wheres ur rates Stranger: and facts rump is fucking everything else up Stranger: trump has made it illegal for transgender people to serve in the military Stranger: trump is also a sex offender You: and no not bc they are brown but because they came the the country illegality Stranger: but separating kids from their families? Stranger: would u want to be separated from ur mama Stranger: for seeking a better life Stranger: did u know Russians are coming to the country and having their kids You: i agree with most of the trans ban because a sex change operation is 122k and the millitary is for perseving freedom not for a free sex change Stranger: theyre getting benefits and their children are going to earn free green card application for their parents Stranger: but when its a brown person Stranger: nope Stranger: the military has also fucked the country Stranger: bro Stranger: theyre off in other countries killing innocent afghanis for harvesting oil Stranger: under the order of Israel You: with the millitary you would be able to say that Stranger: not necessarily Stranger: because of the 2nd amendment i have the right to say that Stranger: the military did not form the amendments Stranger: but rather the forefathers You: if this were iran or some contry in the middle east you wouldnt beable to speak with out your husbands concent Stranger: the biggest government funding goes to the already overpowered military Stranger: yeah and thats because of the AMENDMENTS You: the seacond amendment is the right to bare arms dumbass Stranger: did u know there was never a time we didnt start or butt into a war that the usa has been in You: i bet you belevie in the 77 cents to a dollar bs Stranger: weve never defended ourselves as weve never been attacked by anyone other than ourselves during the civil war Stranger: did you know that we had an option to stay completely out of world war 2 You: yes untill the bombing of pearl harbor, untill then we were nutral Stranger: do u know what we did to Hiroshima Stranger: weve basically brought back concentration camps Stranger: for mexicans Stranger: are u ok with that Stranger: are u ok with the punishment You: then we defeted the nazis and the dropped little boy and fat man in japan Stranger: did u know that the cia tortures muslims under the eye of the government for information Stranger: we didnt defeat the Nazis actually Stranger: the Russians did Stranger: if it werent for the Russians then the Nazis would have won Stranger: read You: actually i have some yellow cake near me Stranger: what are you implying with yellow cake You: yellow cake uranium You: you are mute Stranger: idc Stranger: ur really uneducated You: no you are Stranger: why? Stranger: i know a lot more about the wars then you do apparently You: you thought that the 1st amendment was the 2nd Stranger: than you* Stranger: my one mistake Stranger: apparently means im uneducated You: the unimlyment rate is the lowest it has been for 40 year for black people Stranger: give me statistics Stranger: from a reliable site Stranger: oh did you know the reason we dont have free healthcare is because the government sucks up so much money from insurance to fund the militay Stranger: military* Stranger: also americans are very stupid and apparently dont understand that youd pay less in taxes for free healthcare than you pay for insurance You: free health care would be way to much Stranger: not really Stranger: itd be less tax money per person than my mom pays for insurance Stranger: its 300 dollars per person Stranger: and free healthcare tax would be much less Stranger: youd rather pay an insane amount of insurance than just paying your healthcare tax? You: https://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000006 Stranger: answer the question You: i did for the unemployment rate of black people Stranger: omg u retard Stranger: not that Stranger: answer the other question Stranger: muric Stranger: a You: i have 46 chromosomes unlike you dumbasses Stranger: freak Stranger: u cant answer the question Stranger: can u You: private enshuares are expensive but you dont need to pay for one that would cost that much Stranger: You havent passed 1st grade with your spelling You: i have bad spelling but ido have an intricate way of rounding up word from the English lexicon You: words
1b4cbfc4dfa96ab7
trump
20201109023541
Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: wyd / You: just listening to music You:u? Stranger: same, what song You: sias Elastic heart You: and u? Stranger: nice, i was listening to disarm you by kaskade Stranger: f 21 usa You: m 18 Egypt Stranger: egypt ? damn thats cool Stranger: wyd on omegle You: just having fun Yo eeting new people You: what about you? Stranger: nice, same Stranger: :D You: :D You: what do you ? Stranger: ? You: study or work? :D Stranger: Ohh, go to college for music business You: sorry i meant to type what do you do :D Stranger: and i work as a library technician You: oh thats really cool Stranger: (: what do you do ? You: im studying Business Stranger: nice ! You: do u like traveling ? Stranger: do ! But ive never been outside the usa You: where do u live in the us? Stranger: live in Tennessee You: every time i see the word Tennessee i cant help but think of guns :D Stranger: Lol yeah a lot of people own guns here...i dont even know how to shoot one though lol You: lol , i think you should start leaming :D You: i will ifi had the chance You: actually i want to leam almost everything :) You: music instruments, cooking, shooting, languages technology ...etc Stranger: love to leam as well! really should. Do you know how to play any instruments 7 Stranger: can play the piano, guitar, and ukulele You: no butim planning to start very soon, im just a little confused between piano and guitar. what do you think? :) Stranger: start with piano and then leam guitar ! Stranger: Thats whati did You: yeah i wont lie i liked the piano a little more but it seems very complicated You: takes a lot of time to nearly master it properly You: do u like leaming languages ? :) You: ill start my german lessons this week You: still there ? :) Stranger: sorry Stranger: sontyyyy Stranger: like leaming languages, im leaming spanish You: no problem :) You: yeah thats great, im planning on learning spanish after german You: whats your level? Stranger: nice ! You: whats your level in spanish? Stranger: 2 Stranger: im fairly new Stranger: what about your level in germa Stranger: n You: im still at level one You: i started a self-study plan but couldnt really commit to it You: so ill start taking private lessons this weekend Stranger: You should use a website called duolingo You: yeah i use it a lot :) Stranger: :) nice ! You: theres a site also called memrise You: do you know about it ? You: its totally great Stranger: no ive never heard of it, ill look it up You: yup i think you really should :) Stranger: :) okay im gonna go but you should add me on facebook https:/Avww.facebook.com/ jackie jones.9406
1b4d066474b01550
20160906235646
You: sent around midnight You know what? HH (18) Stranger: What? - AM You: Im so over Matt. HH You: Like really really over him. HH Stranger: Youre so not over him. - AM You: am! HH You: Ask lan. HH Stranger: lan will tell me youre not. - AMM You: why are you so against me??? HH Stranger: Because want you to be fine. - AM That dick really hurt you. - AM You: Well am fine. HH Or will be, HH You: lan says need a rebound. HH Stranger: Never listen to Satan. - AM You: oi thats your best friend youre talking about. HH You: slight delay haha sorry, lan took my phone. HH Stranger: love you, mate, but Mish is a precious baby. - AM You: am not! HH You: were literally the same age. HH Stranger: Youre sweet, though. - AM You: Shut up. HH
1b60c38e2838421f
hamex, mormor, Sherlock
20180702135541
You: hi Stranger: Hey You: sup Stranger: M or F? You:f You:u? Stranger: M here Stranger: what are you up to? You: i am on my way to help a friend who killed her boyfriend, wbu? Stranger: oh my god, that cant be real You: why do you think that? Its a perfect way of showing what friendship means. You: he cheated on her, so she kind of lost control You: U there? Stranger: cant believe though that youre excusing something like that Stranger: were not talking about losing control, were talking about a person killing another person You: Well, she is my best friend, like a sister, what am supposed to do? Just tum her in? Stranger: Yes, like, are you even serious? If this is real, this girl needs to immediately call the police You: She is 17, like she will not survive in prison man. You need to understand that You: Like, how am i supposed to live with the fact that i put someone whom i love in jail Stranger: Listen, seriously. Assuming this is actually teal and youre not trolling, we are talking about a person who killed someone Stranger: and how are you supposed to live with the fact that youre helping someone who did such a brutal act? You: Yeah, but were talking about a person who is just like a sister to me Stranger: that doesnt matter at all. Its still a horrifying thing and - really - assuming youre not trolling, how could you live with that? You: Why do you keep saying if Im not trolling You: sure can live with that, but not with the fact that my lil sister is in jail bc she killed disgusting piece of shit Stranger: because dont believe you. Thats justa way too insane situation Stranger: youre not showing yourself and thats just too crazy
1b61a91274922219
love
20170417141728
Stranger: salut You: Hi Stranger: how are you You: Im fine Stranger: good You: yes Stranger: are you a man You: Yes
1b6d96e0819c5ea2
20211220031955
You: Stranger: M You: f Stranger: U like older guys?? You: depends You: how old ru Stranger: 31 You: im 15 Stranger: Nice Stranger: U problably think im too old You: idk Stranger: Something about younger turns me on You: rly like what Stranger: Their cute little bods and tight love holes Stranger: like older to, but do enjoy yuounger to You: how young are you willing to go lol Stranger: Well, Ive been with someone a little younger than you You: like irl or online Stranger: Hahaha!! Irl. You: oooh You: i mean idk Imao a lot of people do online dating these days so i was just wondering Stranger: We both enjoyed it You: did you guys ever have sex or smth You: how long did it last or was it just like a one time thing xD Stranger: One time thing unfortunately You: oh :/ wym unfortunately did something happen? Stranger: No, she moved to another state with her family shortly after You: ah i kinda figured it was something like that Stranger: Its pretty much what got me into younger You: so do u just like the idea of younger girls or do u actually have sex with them xd Stranger: Well both i guess. did with her, and really liked it Stranger: So did she You: you said she was younger than me right You: how young was she lol Stranger: Almost 14 Stranger: You probably think its weird, know You: ij meannnnn here do you live You: theres places where its (kinda) legal right Stranger: Not here in this country Stranger: Some states legal age is 16, but most 18 You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why dont you have a seat over there? Stranger: Oh, why dont you screw off!!!
1b7a318bb9f4ea3c
under18
20190122202316
You: hii Stranger: your cute You: thanks you too Stranger: how old You: 19 Stranger: im 15 You: coool Stranger: truth or dare
1b7d972227e6f011
20171130113949
Stranger: Hiya, 20m here! Stranger: Dang that chair looks comfy as hell lol You: Hey. Would you mind just watching for a few minutes while jerk off? just want someone watching. If you dont wish to watch, thats perfectly fine. And thanks for your time. :) You dont need to show anything, unless you want to. Just confirm that youre aware and watching.haha You: sorry. accidetnal paste You: get the chair comment a lot. You: its a nice set up. Stranger: Hahaha no worries, Im fine with whatever dude Stranger: Its the rocking that does it tbh You: Well, do love your openmindedness You: But think Im goiong to proceed with my search. There seems to be a high number of girls on here today comapred to most days. Stranger: :D appreciate you being considerate about it rather than just flashing people haha Stranger: Ah fair enough my friend You: Thanks. try. Stranger: Godspeed! You: Have a good time.
1b7f19560e55d81d
20190902171547
You: hi Stranger: hey You: m or f? Stranger: m Stranger: wbu? You: f Stranger: 00 i see btw u also got banned huh? You: yep You: sadly Stranger: Imao how tho? You: i dont know exactly Stranger: it mainly happens when a person shows or talks about something sexual uk You: really? You: you did something sexual? Stranger: yeahhh You: well mine i dontknow i think its a glitch Stranger: umm yeah sexting and stuff uk You: damn You: how old are you? Stranger: ladies first uk xd You: dont be surprised lol You: 15 Stranger: so dont be surprised too lol Stranger: 17 here You: wow a senior You: lol Stranger: haha just 2 yrs Stranger: btw where ru from lady? You: guess Stranger: umm america? You: nope You: im in asia Stranger: india? You: no Stranger: phil? You: yes Stranger: ayyy u guys r really nice uk Stranger: literally every phil i encountered with here r so damn beautiful both from the inside and outside You: wow thank you lol You: but im not sure about the beautiful one forme Stranger: why tho?? You: insecurities Stranger: ayy i dnt know u neither do i know what u look like but believe me girl ur damn beautiful ignore ur insecurities and praise what a beautiful human ur Stranger: u there? You: yes im here You: im just surprised You: but thank you though You: i dont know what to say hahaha Stranger: why surprised? u would have heard this lines from atleast one person and i was lucky that he first one was me You: thank you really :(( 3 You: and i bet youre handsome too Stranger: umm may be haha idk actually You: uhuh? You: im sure you are though You: might as well take your advice too Stranger: ayy see thats why i called u beautiful reflecting positivity even to a stranger You: wow thank u lol; ) Yo really dont know what to say im sorry You: its too overwhelming Stranger: haha heyy dont be overwhelmed u will soon get used to it when several people will strt appreciating u so get used to this kind of praise haha You: i hope you get used to it too :0 You: thank you so much really Yo ve been stressing alot Stranger: really? why tho? You: school Stranger: oo yeah kinda guessed it ig all of us r in the same condition You: all i ever think in 3 days was school lol You: true You: it sucks Strangers: its fine ik school can be bit stressful and stuff but when u got frnds to chill with all the things get sorted You: thats the problem You: friends too You: They never stop studying You: i kept on telling to stop and take a break You: butt theyll never listen You: sorry i had to, its been awhile Stranger: itss okk i am here for u u can tell the things to me Stranger: uk ur diff than them so its ok if they dont stop studying u take few brks and again strt studying its not like as they r doing u have to also do it You: but like i always get involve You: too Stranger: its ok few a times go ona diff path stop thinking about them and do what u like and njoy the most You: thank you for the advices You: dang i just met you but im f ranting to you You: sorryyy about thattt Stranger: hey heyy listenn i may be a stranger to u but iam a frnd to many and the fact that we just met and we r talking about so many things makes us frnds right? so whats the deal in discussing with a frnd isnt it? You: yeah you are right Yo nd um thank you for listening Yo ut like You: isnt it strange that a stranger ranted to you Stranger: um uk u were not the first to do it Stranger: i mean almost everytime when i come here i just sort out problems of the strangers i meet Stranger: so its pretty normal to me You: okay but You: what about you? Stranger: and on top of that it makes me happy as well Stranger: wdym? You: you know im here to sort out problems too You: im happy to help #bobthebuilder Stranger: hahaa i see but uk i dont have any such probs to sort out You: really? Stranger: yup iam a man i learnt to deal all the probs on my own You: wow so maturely said Stranger: haha thnx ig You: you are welcome You: but at sometimes you might as well need to reach out to somebody Stranger: ik but uk it kinda feels odd now You: give it a try im sure they are someone there to understand, its okay to feel the need of talking to somebody :) Stranger: i mean yeah there r times when i desperately need someone but thn suddenly i remember the backstabs i received from the ones i shared that feelings tho so yeah You: pick the ones who is worth to tell to Stranger: but first we gotta learn to distinguish right You: Yeo You: yep Stranger: uk thats the hardest part haha You: yep very ut time will eventually come ep You: thats alli can say on my side Stranger: haha thankss ur such a sweetheart for saying such kind wordss You: you are welcomee You: same to you too Yo ut sadly i gotta go :(( You: i need to study mid terms is coming aaaaaaaaa
1b833c24dc7bcd5f
20221023122122
Stranger: M You: Did ask? Stranger: No. Bitf orm You: Why should tell YOU Stranger: Cause asked. Please You: Thats not a valid awnser Stranger: Please answer my question... M orf and how old You: Give me a reason You: Then will Stranger: wont judge you and like to know cause am just like that! You: Hmm... seems sketchy Stranger: Not at all! You: Let me think about it Stranger: You a f? You: Mabye Stranger: How old are you?!? You: How old are you? Stranger: Im old You: Ok You: Ok You: Around what number Stranger: Youre gonna skip me if tell you You: Umm 40 50? 60!7 Stranger: 27 You: Oh you said old Stranger: Lol well older. How old are you? You: 29 Stranger: Lies You: How am sopost to believe you Stranger: dont lie. How old are you really You: Yea your too sketchy You: And m done messing around with you this is going on Reddit Stranger: Im not! Just tell me! You: LOL
1b86546bbe205b24
20210228135924
You: Hi Stranger: F Stranger: Hey hey 😉😊 You: Do u wanna fuck Stranger: what you up to today? You: Not much Stranger: wouldnt mind a good fuck today tbh.. 🙄 Stranger: Nothing much? Why so? What can we do to fix that? 😮 You: Its 6:44 in the morning Stranger: today just so bored Stranger: where you from? You: Australia mate Stranger: btw Im Elisabeth 😊 You: You: am joseph Stranger: do you play video games? You: Yeah
1b8844e424d52f42
20210330194830
You: hi Stranger: M 1; You: do you want pizs You: pizaz Stranger: M14😂 You: PIZZA You: WHAT THE HELL Stranger: Wtffff Stranger: How old are u You: 14 Stranger: Morf You: M Stranger: Nudes? Stranger: Jk 1m not gay Stranger: By You: lol
1b8e0cc5c62d452c
baseball
20210124001834
You: hey Stranger: hi You: asmk eh ? Stranger: zina You: Dhab Bgad :D Stranger: thanks Stranger: do you speak english? You: yes
1ba4779dc7746d9c
egypt, cairo
20170422034741
You: m Stranger: F Stranger: 18 You: 21 You: https://gamebanana.com/mods/295538 Stranger: Huh? You: plz play the mod
1ba762d715723f93
20211022031446
You: Age dude? Stranger: 28 You: Want to take down Pedos in the Deep South of America like the catholic church and shit You: You ever heard of #Anonymous check out #OpCanary on Twitter Stranger: what You: Unless your a Pedo and Anonymous is watching you and YOUR BEING DOXED right now! You: mean why you on here? Is it for Adults or young kids? You: To catch a pedo stupid fuck! You: Wow your retarded as fuck! You: Gamers yall seeing this shit? Whats your gamer tag? You playing Rainbow 6 too You: With kids? You: Chris Hanson 20/20 ringing a bell? Stranger: not
1ba86979b63be28c
20220422204659
Stranger: college au - ryan is a semi- functioning alcoholic who is very, very deep in the closet. someone got a picture of him kissing spencer as a joke, and its been spread around campus. meanwhile, brendon is a dumb heartbroken idiot because hes convinced ryan is in love with spencer. - 9:08 PM Youve been avoiding me all fucking day, Brendon. Whats up this time? RR You: Hey, chill. havent been avoiding you. BU Stranger: Ive tried to talk to you like, five times today, and you ignored me for almost every single one. RR You: havent ignored you, Ive just been doing other stuff or needing to leave. Thats all. BU Stranger: It just doesnt feel like that at all. RR You: Its fine. Im not ignoring you, Ryan. BU You: Are you doing okay? RR Stranger: Its just been a long ass day. RR With all the stupid pictures people are spreading around, asking me if Im gay. RR You: Damn, Ryan, Im sorry. BU You know Ill support you if you are, right? And if you arent too, thats okay too. BU Stranger: Im /not/ gay. RR It was just a dumb joke. RR You: Its okay if its not. If you really do like him. BU Stranger: Brendon. RR Stranger: dont like Spencer like that. RR You: Sorry, sorry. Im just saying that if you were., thatd be okay. BU Stranger: But Im not. RR Spencer and are like some weird brother thing. RR Im not into him. RR You: know, know, you told me. But, still. BU Stranger: No, no but still. RR Im not gay, and Im definitely not into Spence. RR You: ... Right. Not gay. Got it. BU Stranger: can only even see myself with maybe one guy, and even then its a stretch. RR You: With.. one guy? BU Stranger: A friend of mine. RR You: Oh. BU Well, if you can see yourself with a guy, that might not be totally straight? Maybe bi? BU Stranger: But its all hypothetical. RR You: Right, but, if you can see yourself with a guy.. BU Stranger: dont know, man. RR Im just a confused dumbass. RR You: You know its alright if youre confused, right? BU I didnt know was the way am until explored around. For a while, was confused. BU Stranger: Im not the exploring type. RR You: Well, still, its alright if you do want to explore, you know. Who knows, maybe itll benefit you! BU Stranger: Can we not talk about this? RR You: Im just saying, maybe itll be good for you, but okay, Ill drop it. BU Stranger: ... Even if it was good for me, wouldnt know where to start. RR. You: suggest checking out porn first. See which ones look better for you. BU From there, do your research, and then head out to a bar nearby campus and see who interests you there. BU Thats what I did, back in high school, at least. BU Stranger: You went to a bar in high school? RR How did they think you were 21? RR You: Fake ID and padded shoes. BU was 18 at the time anyways, its fine. BU Stranger: Oh my God, you rebel. RR You: know, Im the worst. BU Stranger: The absolute worst. RR Thats why youre my best friend- because of how awful you are. RR You: See, knew Id attract somebody, with how much of a worst person am. BU Stranger: You have me like a fly in your web, attracting my terrible personality with your own. RR You: Wouldnt it be a spider catching another spider? saw that happen once, it was weird. BU Stranger: Does that actually happen? RR Stranger: ((brb!! You: think so, if the spider doesnt see the other spider. BU Stranger: Predator vs Predator, man. RR havent had any show up in my apartment, yet. Or at least if they have, Spencer got them because Im a weak bitch. RR Your: just let the spiders do their own thing, they live here now. Unless Dally squishes them. BU Stranger: Dude, Dallon is afraid of fucking nothing. Hes so dead inside that spiders dont faze him. RR You: If wasnt so close to him, Id be afraid of him, honestly. But hes great, love the guy. BU Stranger: Hes pretty cool, honestly. RR He gave me a sandwich for giving him back the jacket he left at my place. RR You: was feeling like shit a while ago and he let me borrow his blanket so could binge OITNB on Netflix. BU Stranger: That show isnt even that good. RR You: /Youre/ a show that isnt even that good. BU Stranger: Woah, low blow, dude. RR You: know, Im sorry. hope you forgive me. BU Stranger: cant, Im sorry. RR Stranger: This friendship is over. RR You: Damn. Friendship with Ryan has ended, Dallon is my new best friend. BU Stranger: Do NOT quote memes at me. RR You: Oh shit, waddup. BU Stranger: God, hate you. RR You: know, get that a lot. Love you too, Ryguy. BU Stranger: Anyways. RR Gay porn seems to have awful plotlines. RR You: Its almost like youre supposed to focus on the dicks, which do. BU Stranger: But the plot is awful! RR You: The plot doesnt matter! BU Stranger: Yes it does! RR Stranger: want an immersive story! RR You: Oh my goood just read fanfiction like the rest of us, Ryan. BU Stranger: dont want to read fanfiction! A lot of it is weird. RR You: Its only weird if you look too hard for the weird ones, dumbass. BU Stranger: Whats the weirdest one youve read? RR You: dunno, some weird shit involving milk. didnt wanna read all of it. BU Stranger: Wait, think saw that one. RR Like, the two band members and the milk enema? RRE You: Yup, it was gross and weird. dont wanna think about it, subject change. BU You: (Hey! dunno if you sent anything or not, it didnt show you were typing) Stranger: ((oh! shit!! one sec Stranger: ((did it work now?? You: (No, it didnt, haha) Stranger: ((omegle is censoring me gdi You: (Its okay, omegle still loves you) Stranger: ((GOD
1badf71d65b5bdf6
ryden
20190708074205
Stranger: Yo! Stranger: m Joe! You: Ur moms a hoe Stranger: Aw... maybe Mum is if she starts digging! You: For gold? Stranger: Nah thats up to her though Stranger: Yeah! Would be useful You: Yea ig it would Stranger: What up boss? You: Nothin Stranger: Ah fair.... You: didnt mean that btw was just kidding to rhyme Stranger: Oh! Good teqnique though for the rap game You: No disrespect lol You: Haha thx. Ive been practicing Stranger: Nah none felt Stranger: IIl have to hear a demo! You: Haha Ill need a studio You: To poor for it tho Stranger: Nah! Just need a good old trusty mic... they just say you need that stuff You: Yea ig ur right. Well anyways, have a good night joe. Ill be going to bed now You: Bye bye Stranger: Alright goodnight aye!
1bafe5ce41666ff7
20201125053355
You: TW: Watersports; Wetting? As much as Blaine loved Katy Perry, he was now seriously starting to regret his decision to get to the front row for the concert. She had been great, as expected, but he was now stuck in the longest bathroom line he had ever seen with his legs crossed as he desperately tried to hold on for long enough. With an annoyed huff he tapped the person in front of him on the shoulder, since he seemed to be able to see better over the crowd than he personally did. Excuse me, cant really see that far because Im so short, how far away are the bathrooms from here? he asked with a little blush spreading on his cheeks when he noticed how attractive the guy was. Stranger: They are quite a ways down. Kurt answered, as he tumed around, smiling at the attractive man behind him that asked a question. There may be some that dont have such a long wait up on a higher level but its probably more sensible to wait in line. He added, biting his lip. It looked like the other guy really needed to go. You: Mmbhh, probably... Blaine mumbled, uncrossing and recrossing his legs as he still tried to peek over to spot the bathrooms. Damn he really hated being so short. Since he knew he couldnt do anything but wait, he decided to start a proper conversation with the cutie in front of him. So, did you like the concert? he asked, trying to to squirm around too much so his desperation wouldnt be so obvious. Stranger: Kurt moved up a little bit in line, nodding. I did- it was fantastic. Its the first Katy Perry concert Ive been to and hope get a chance to go to so many more. He gushed, smiling at the other guy. Did you like it? He asked curiously. You: Oh my god, loved it. Blaine replied dramatically, truly feeling that way. Ive been waiting for what feels like ages to finally see her and it was so worth waiting outside for. was right in the first row. he explained enthusiastically, smiling proudly. She was flawless. Stranger: Youre so lucky! Kurt screeched. I was on the bottom level but quite a few rows back- front row- that sounds incredible! He gushed, moving a bit more, the line still lagging. Im Kurt by the way. He said, extending his hand to the stranger. You: It really was. Blaine sighed dreamily before snapping out of his trance and shaking Kurts hand. Im Blaine. Its nice to meet you. he replied with a genuine smile on his face as he shuffled forward on the line after Kurt. Stranget s nice to meet you too! Kurt said, beaming at Blaine as they crept closer, brightening when several people began leaving the line but immediately sighing when a stranger walked up to them. You definitely dont want to go in there right now, one of the toilets just over flowed- water everywhere, think they are going to close it. You: Blaine groaned, running his hand over his hair, tuining the gelled look a little. Really, out of all the possible times when this could happen, does it have to be right now? he complained as he started looking around to see where he should go now. What am supposed to do now? he mumbled, squeezing his legs together tightly. His bladder was filling up fast and he was starting to get a bit nervous about actually having an accident. Stranger: Hey, hey, its going to be okay. Kurt tried to assure him, looking around not sure what to do either. The line for the womens bathroom was twice as long and there were several wheelchairs waiting in line to use the handicap accessible family restroom so Kurt was sure he couldnt sneak Blaine into either of those. He immediately remembered that they were somewhat close to a fast food place. Think you can make it one block over? Ill walk with you to the McDonalds to use theirs. Kurt told Blaine, cheeks heating up slightly. Stranger: (Im really sorry but have to go!) You: (Would you want to continue this over somewhere else? Chatzy?)
1bbe5b56fba6349d
klaine, seblaine, Glee
20170105085130
Stranger: Hi You: sup Yo Stranger: Not much. You? You: same Stranger: Why all the Christian tags? You: idk You: why you? Stranger: m Christian and kind of a theology nerd. You: lol wow You: was pedophilia legal back in jesus times Stranger: Dunno. You: weird? Stranger: ? You: you dont know it? You: you i know you lie? Stranger: We all have lied. You: what? You: who? Yor hen? Yor bout what? You: dont write anything that leads you to hell fyi Stranger: Nothing wrote would lead me to hell. You: so you did study theology? You: Childrens marriages were common in Europe for a long time, whereby especially girls were married at an early age.15 Sexuality with children was largely tolerated by the state and church until the Middle Ages. Thus child marriage was also legitimized by sexual execution. It was not until the 16th century that sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10 was legally punished as rape. Until then, canonical law had allowed marriages to be conducted even with small children.16 The legal regulations today vary from country to country, but a minimum age of at least 16 years is now common. You: what about this Stranger: What about it? You: did you knew this? Stranger: Well the Middle Ages arent Jesus day and they werent in Europe. Lol. Stranger: But, no. You: ehm? did you read it even? Stranger: did. You: until the middle age Stranger: m not following your point. You: because? Stranger: Whats your point? You: you know theology? ou should unterstand? You: i doubt youre theologist Stranger: Youre going to have to put the dots closer together for me. What is your question? You: ? dont understand? D ou know it very well Yo ven non theoligst do You: why asking Stranger: Youve sent me something about the acceptance of sex in the time of the Middle Ages in Europe. Whats your theological question? You: ah You: why it is forbidden now when i saw the truth about it in the web You: it makes no sense You: i mean you can forbid it at all You: thats fine Yo ut not because of... perhaps You: so why this is still going on You: when theres a solution Stranger: Thats a legal question, not a theological question. You: you could answer it Yor ut ide i saw what 4chan did Yo expect you one of them You: so why you came here btw Stranger: Ok... well youre having an entire conversation and have no clue what youre talking about.
1bc55f2025992350
Bible, Jesus, Christian, God
20190809151619
You: hi You: what ships do you rp? Stranger: im open to anybody but personally have worked with stony the most. if you dont ship them thats cool. open to anyone You: like spideychelle personally Stranger: oh so the newest mj/spiderman sounds cool. ive played peter a lot but if you wanna be him i can try mj You: no i prefer mj Stranger: that works perfectly. got a prompt in mind? You: im kinda dabbling w a post college starter where they dated but had a nasty breakup in high school Stranger: ooh that sounds interesting You: but ive not finished it yet so gimme a moment., if we disconnect for some reason maybe put spideychelle rp in the tags, i dont think many people are using it Stranger: okay take your time You: Michelle really had no idea why shed decided to show up to the SI charity gala this year. Shed refused the invitation every year since Peter had been named heir to the company and started sending them, there was really no reason for her to go. But maybe it was the fact that a designer had actually reached out to her to wear their label this year, maybe it was the extra confidence from getting into the grad school of her dreams. Maybe it was because shed graduated as the valedictorian of NYU, and she couldnt help but want to brag about that just a little bit. It might even be a combination of all of the above. Or maybe there were other reasons, reasons shed deny if anyone ever asked about them. But she kept her head held high as she walked down the red carpet (seriously, SI was basically turning this into a celebrity hollywood event. But the cause was good, supporting war-torn areas and helping them rebuild, and celebrities had deep pockets.) As she entered the party, she picked up a flute of champagne almost immediately, sipping it as she looked around for people to make connections with that could land her good jobs. Stranger: Peter was more nervous than ever, he was debuting a new product for SI this year plus this was the first year that MJ had accepted his invitation. He had met with world leaders and saved the city more times than he could count, he even graduated summa claude laude from MIT, but it was the fact that MJ was here that was driving him crazy. He felt stupid for breaking her heart during high school but he couldnt let her get hurt, he had been face to face with death too many times and the idea of putting the girl he loved in danger was terrifying. He wanted to keep her safe so maybe having her hate him is just what he had to live with for her best interest. He spotted her from across the room and excused himself to go up to her, his chest tight with anxiety. MJ. He said with a warm smile. You look amazing, wow. He breathed out. Not that you didnt always look amazing. always thought you looked amazing. But now you have fancy clothes which is extra amazing. Am rambling? feel like Im rambling. He was sputtering out words faster than his brain could process, looking her over and wondering if he was hiding his sad puppy dog love look. You: She couldnt meet his eyes when he came up to her, so instead she focused on his beyond expensive suit and the way it made him look every inch the young, charistmatic billionare. Really, he looked like a clone of Stark, minus the drugs and partying. Parker, eloquent as always, she chuckles, forcing herself to shake his outstretched hand even though all she really wanted to do at the moment was tear him apart. Really? He thought that bribing a designer to work with her was going to work? That that look he was giving her, that kicked puppy look was going to make her forget that hed cheated? (he didnt actually, but he led her to believe that that was what he was doing instead of being spiderman). She wiped her hand off on her dress the moment she withdrew it and downed the rest of her champagne, the way she tilted her head making the highlight on her cheek sparkle under the lights. She set it down on a passing waiters tray and grabbed another, sipping more of it. Stranger: Peter shook her hand, frowning slightly when he saw her wipe it off on her dress like he had some disease. He knew he had hurt her and he wanted nothing more than to pull her aside and tell her the truth, tell her why he had to lie and that all he wanted was for her to be happy. Im just really happy to see you here. He said, his voice a bit more tight, she wouldnt even look at him. His thoughts were rushing, he had one night to get MJ to at least start talking to him again. Hell, he would settle for her acknowledging his existence. I uh... heard Spider-Man is gonna make an appearance. He said with a nervous smile, trying to keep the conversation going as best he could. He was racking his brain, trying to think of something to say that would be worth her time, without thinking, he blurted it out. Do you want to meet him? He blurted out, regretting it the moment he said it. You: She drank more as she considered it, finally nodding in agreement. Yeah, have some questions to ask him regarding the socio- economic status of criminals in queens and starting a relief program to help people going through hard times so that they dont feel forced into crime, she says, which is the last shell talk to him all night, or at least, thats what she tells herself as she walks away from him without saying goodbye, finishing her second glass and getting another one. God, if she has to be ina room with peter fucking parker, she better be drunk. Stranger: Peter kicked himself mentally, its not like MJ wouldnt recognize his voice, maybe he could get FRIDAY to do a voice modulator so it wouldnt sound like him. Now he was freaking out. He cursed quietly and went around, saying hello to the mix of celebrities and scientists who had decided to come. The entire time his mind was distracted, thinking about what he could do or say. He grabbed some of his own champagne, downing multiple glasses quickly, thankful that the alcohol wouldnt effect him. He went up to present his new and improved nanobot work, showing a full demonstration that earned him tons of applause but he knew MJ wasnt going to be clapping for him. He left the stage after the demonstration, hiding away to switch into his SpiderMan suit before coming back out to swing around, taking photos with kids. By the time he finished, he was exhausted and just wanted to talk to MJ. He walked over to her anxiously and waved. Hello. He said, thankful for FRIDAY for masking his voice, making it lower. Peter said you would be interested in talking to me? You: She started to read off the list of questions she had for him, but stopped, trailing off as she looked at his abs. Shed stopped drinking the moment Peter had left, but she was still feeling the effects of the liquor despite the multiple glasses of water shed downed and the rolls shed eaten. Clearing her throat, she refocused. Yeah, have an idea that could really help queens, was wondering if youd be interested in helping with it? You: (sorry my responses are getting shorter theyd be longer if were on my phone be my wrists are hurting on my computer Stranger: (its okay this is fine) Stranger: Peter was listening to her and followed her eyes and turned his head to the side slightly in confusion. Was she honestly staring at his body? He never felt he had the greatest body in the world, it sort of was what it was but to have MJ stare felt a little good. He focused back on her as she continued to speak and nodded. Id love to hear about your ideas. know our prison system here in New York can be like a revolving door and do want to focus on more of a rehabilitation side than a catch and release program. He said smoothly, feeling more confident in the suit since he could actually talk to his old best friend like it was nothing. You: Ive always thought that there were two reasons to be in prison: either youre too bad to be allowed outside, or you need to be rehabilitated. also think that on top of a rehabilitation program, there should be more youth programs. Its no secret that kids really love you, so Id like to start some youth programs that focus on what it means to be a hero. She started elaborating on her ideas as she extended her hand to dance with him, and talking to him was so, so easy. He was funny, charismatic... Stranger: He watched as she outstreched her hand and he took it and started to move with her, it felt like their senior prom, dancing together in the corner of the gym, her head on his shoulder. It was one of the best nights of his life. Im really no hero. He said quietly as he danced with her, his head hanging slightly in shame. I just want Queens to be a good, safe place for everyone, you dont have to be a hero to do that. He explained, his hand now on her hip, moving with her like they had never even broken up. Youre incredibly smart and you sound like you have some really amazing ideas. A youth program would be great. It would have to run all year round though. You: I know, which why Im asking you for help. dont have the resources for that kind of thing, and Im in grad school. have some business models for the nonprofit idea have, but dont have anyone whos interested in helping me get it up and running. Somehow, as they danced and talked and she explained her idea for after-school programs, new classes to introduce at middle schools as electives, and how it would all be managed, she ended up a lot closer to him than she really should be, their chests pressed up against each other as she danced with him. Her stomach rumbled in the middle of one of her sentences, interrupting her, and she blushed. I didnt really eat before came, and Ive only really had rolls since got here, sorry. Stranger: Peter listened to her intently, agreeing and offering ways of helping her, he felt their chests press up against each other but he didnt say a word about it until he heard her stomach rumble. He laughed softly and shook his head, standing back and taking her hand. Cmon. Lets get some real food. He said and took her through a door and down some steps to a secret tunnel. Just follow me. He said, keeping hold of her hand as he lead her through the tunnel and up a different staircase to the kitchen in Stark Towers. Ta Da. He said before opening the massive fridge. Take anything you want. He offered her. You: She raised her eyebrows at him, but grinned as she grabbed some grapes and started snacking on them, sitting down on the counter. Damn, spiderman, is this how you win over all the pretty girls? You bribe them with food? She teases, looking him over. Theyd talked for so long that she was nearly sober by now, she processed alcohol pretty quickly, but she was still enthralled by his muscles, the suit stretching over them and leaving nothing to the imagination. Damn, working with this guy was going to be hard if he wore this suit every day. Stranger: Youre the only person Ive ever snuck in. He said honestly and sat next to her, wondering if she knew it was him under the mask that she would be acting the same. He wanted to rip his mask off and kiss her, just have things go back to what they were before. Part of him felt like he should have moved on at this point but no girl in his mind was like MJ. She was smart and funny and just knew everything, well almost, everything about him. All the bad things too. So what do you think of that Peter guy? He asked awkwardly, shyly rubbing the back of his neck. You: Hes a fucking asshole. He cheated on me for years in high school and used his internship as an excuse. God, cant believe let myself date him, she sighs, but theres venom in her words that masks the tears welling up in her eyes. She blinks a few times and focuses on eating her grapes, no longer making eye contact with the hero. It took everything in me not to slap him when he tried to talk to me earlier. She couldnt believe he was the heir to stark industries. What a fucking asshole. Stranger: What if something else was going on? He asked, staring at the ground. What if something was happening and he was scared that you might get hurt so he lied to protect you? He asked, swallowing hard. Hypothetically. He added at the end before glancing over at her, hating himself for making her so upset over what he had done. You: She scoffed, shaking her head. I was a big girl, could have handled myself and if something had really been going on, he would have told me. She runs her fingers through the fluff of her hair, looking down at the yellow gown she wore. Look, if youre going to defend him Im going to find another hero to work with. Stranger: Peter shook his head quickly. MJ no. He said quickly and hopped off the counter starting to pace. wish could get you to understand how hard this is. He said angrily as he ran his hand over his mask. You dont understand that want to protect you and get that youre an adult and that you think you dont need protection but the people who know what want you to know are people who have been hurt before and youre one of the few people who actually understands me and it hurt when lost you and had to lie so no one would know that knew you. He babbled before putting his head in his hands frustrated, sinking to the floor and pulling off his mask slowly, his head down so only his mess of brown hair appeared. You: What the fuck, Peter? You let me dance with you all night and you didnt even once stop to think about how would feel if knew it was you? You know what- fuck you, she spat, nearly twisting her ankle in her haste to leave the room. She obviously had no idea where she was going, so she ended up lost, in a room with a few sofas and a game console with a beautiful TV. She sank down on one of the sofas in tears, her bag of grapes still in her hands before she set them down to pick up a pillow to cry into. Stranger: Peter ran after her and tried to find her, sighing weakly as he found her curled up and crying. MJ. He said quietly and sat down on the couch, staring down at his feet. When we were dating in high school, got scared once this Spiderman stuff started to get serious. was part of the Avengers and was nearly killed one too many times. Then some guys tried to hurt Aunt May because she knew who was. After that made sure no one who loved knew who was. So lied. told you cheated and broke your heart. dont regret it because it kept you safe and thats what meant more to me than some tears. He explained quietly and stood up. I get that you dont want to talk to me again. Ill go. just couldnt lie anymore. You: Against all of her better judgement and her mind screaming at her to stop, she reached out for him and tugged him back down, trading the pillow for his shoulder- at least he wasnt wearing an expensive, probably cant even be dry-cleaned tuxedo anymore, because her makeup was absolutely ruined. As her arms snaked around him, she found herself crying on his lap, which is one place shed promised herself she You: d never be again.*
1bc764333fec1f49
marvel rp, marvel roleplay
20190313043607
Stranger: you Stranger: Stranger: awesome You: thank you Stranger: yep Stranger: am awesome You: yes Stranger: yayyyyyy Stranger: wait are um orf
1bcc4858b75fe689
Cosplay
20201104004939
You: Tiger, darling. A word, please. JM (unest) Stranger: What is it, boss? SM You: First of all would just like to commend you on your excellent work last night, getting us away from the danger so efficiently. JM Stranger: Thats my job. SM You: Secondly, Im aware that the aforementioned danger can give way to certain.. impulses one might have. Like kissing your boss, for example. JM Stranger: already apologised for it right then and there. SM You: Yes, you did. However, Im not looking for an apology. JM Stranger: What are you looking for then? SM You: Im not sure. JM Stranger: Right. dont see how can help you then. SM You: Have you experienced similar impulses before? JM Stranger: Like being happy after a narrow escape from a painful death? Yeah. SM You: Not quite what meant. JM Stranger: You might have to be more precise then. SM You: Have you ever wanted to kiss me before? JM Stranger: Ah, like that. SM You: Well? JM Stranger: Is that relevant in any way? SM You: Yes. Highly. JM Stranger: How? SM You: It will satisfy my curiosity. JM Stranger: Which is not part of my job. SM You: No, that is true. JM Stranger: So dont have to answer. SM You: suppose not. JM Stranger: Great. Good talk, boss. SM You: could give you something in return, though. JM Stranger: In return for what? Answering? SM You: Yes. JM Stranger: What would that something be? SM You: Im open to suggestions. JM Stranger: Yeah, thats some trick and Im not falling for it. SM You: Dont you trust me, Sebastian? JM Stranger: do with work. SM You: Fair enough. JM You: If youre worried about a bad outcome, can promise you wont abuse the information. JM Stranger: Yeah, youll just put a bullet in my brain. SM You: Dont be ridiculous. JM Stranger: How is that ridiculous? SM You: Okay, upon reflection, maybe it isnt. But dont particularly want to kill you, so theres that. JM Stranger: You get whims like that out of nowhere all the time. SM You: can control my whims when it matters. JM Stranger: Not saying you cant. SM You: Well, it matters when its you. JM Stranger: Thanks... guess. SM You: Yes, so wont put a bullet in your brain. JM You: What else are you worried about? JM You: Yes, so wont put a bullet in your brain. JM What else are you worried about? JM Stranger: Im not worried about anything. SM You: Then tell me. JM Stranger: Im just uncomfortable talking about this. SM You: Yes, Ive noticed. JM Stranger: Youre my boss. SM You: Well, youre off duty now. JM Stranger: never really am. SM You: Which makes this different than your normal employer-employee relationship. JM Stranger: Why do you want to know? SM You: Because want to know how much different. JM You: Because want to know how much different. JM Stranger: Long delay Yes. SM
1bcde6caaeee7be0
mormor, Sherlock
20180626115650
You: You: Hi Stranger: :( Stranger: hi :D You: Wazaup? Stranger: the moon :P Stranger: and the stars Stranger: and love is all around :D You: Love is sucks Stranger: why? :P You: because its lie Stranger: i am sad for you Stranger: you must find love :) You: No. was, but it hurts and sucks. just a man, who. walk throug the world You: Man with a big(maybe) dick Stranger: you are in a sad place, but the world has better places You: World has more bad places Stranger: go and find better things You: Better? Like what? Stranger: depends what you mean Stranger: what would make you feel better? You: Sex, high speed, money, coffe and massage. But, when it stops, i will feel bad again Stranger: normal You: Yeah, my english baf just like my life) Stranger: its ok i am your brother here :) Stranger: Russian ? You: No Stranger: where? :) You: Nowhere) Stranger: on a boat ? :P You: ama buddha Stranger: haha Stranger: you are in the metaphysical? :P You: Nirvana, or in the space. All world, not only the Earth, my home Stranger: i see , you are leamed about the spiritual world ;) Stranger: you feel home anywhere? You: But there is no sense of this You: Every where, ia guest You: Even my body is not my home Stranger: why? thats too weird Stranger: you are very spiritual? You: Wgy? You create your body? No. You ummm...have rights on that, what you create by self. You: Spiritual is no sense Stranger: hmm, maybe lost in translation :P You: Maybe You: So, who are you? Stranger: Matthew Stranger: you? You: Rostislav Stranger: new name for me :) Stranger: what do they call you? Stranger: Ros? Rosti? You: It means ummm Grow Glory. Rosi - its Grow and Slav - its a Glory, on english) Rost, Rosti Stranger: see what you mean now, like you didnt make your body, but you make other things :) You: Yes) And those you make, only for you and you can decide what to do with them) Stranger: or maybe you make to share? You: Maybe, but it yours and nobody else Stranger: depends :) Stranger: Im from Australia You: Pretty far) You: now, jin Ukraine Stranger: ok Stranger: the safe part? You: You mean in not in the Donbass war territory? Stranger: yes You: close to it. Im in Dnepropetrovsk, and Donetsk is, 200 km from me Stranger: ok Stranger: i hope you and your family stay safe Stranger: did you know any soldiers who went to the war zome? Stranger: zone* You: Yeah, there is no problems here, execpt the taxes and low salary You: No. i dont contact wwith anybody who was there Stranger: ok, i hope it gets better for you You: Nobody knows)) Stranger: things can change, look at Poland , they are going well i think Stranger: politics and politicians have a lot to answer for You: Ukraine independent for 25 years, and i think, it can be good country. If really, al of the past USSR countrys, are sucks and wuth bad economic, bad politicians and low life level You: Ukrainian parament, whant to EU, but who do we fuck need there Stranger: because it can open opportunity for trade Stranger: so maybe more factories open, more jobs, more money for Ukraine etc Stranger: because you can make things cheaper than in Germany probably You: No one want to do this) every man in governet whant to steal money, and more more more more Stranger: like here a worker can make $50000/yr Stranger: so be careful who you vote for :) You: Votes decide nothing) Stranger: money talks? :P You: Yes)0 Stranger: the culture has to change then :) Stranger: do you work? You: Every problem, from the people thouts, mind. People stupid and dong want to work, or self upgrade . They think - 000 i have money, but not enough, well itis good to You: Yes, my family works with acoustic electronics Stranger: so like you set up speakers? You: Yes, smart house, speakers, amplifier, vhynil player, cd, big LED screens, . Brands lik Bumester, T A, Shangling, LOEWE, Clear Audio, Davidson, Kharma, and many others HI-END Stranger: very interesting :) Stranger: somewhat different to me, Im a farmer You: Yeah, when you test the speaker, you understand, that this is so cool life and, soun so clear, like a diamond))) farmer it cool to, i live in private house, so i was working with chikens, goats, umm pig) Stranger: speakers for pigs? :P You: Haha, they likes the music)) Stranger: i heard plants grow better with music , im not sure about pigs :) Stranger: we have sheep, for wool and meat Stranger: and a neighbour grows crops on our land You: My father want to crate sheep base...well to multiply sheeps)) Stranger: today the grain harvest was finished Stranger: he wants to breed sheep? good idea maybe :) Stranger: because i think sheep are not so common there? Stranger: if you need advice i can help maybe haha Stranger: you need meat breeds of sheep, its too cold for Merinos :) You: Yes, here it not so popular, because it to expensive, and the food for sheep and other animals expensive to Stranger: we have these, bred in Spain for wool Stranger: yes you need grain, or good quality hay, or pellets Stranger: but if you can market it well , get better prices maybe Stranger: remove middle men, etc :) Stranger: we sell straight to the abbatoir sometimes You: Buti think, gere much better to sell beaf or meat of pig, because, people like sheep meet not to much Stranger: yes maybe Stranger: lamb or beer are like our national food :) Stranger: beef or lamb roast, or lamb chops, beef steak, sausages You: So you have like 5,000 - 8,000 sheeps? Aghhhhh i dont like lamb)) Stranger: only 2000 now Stranger: last year was terrible, we ran out of water Stranger: ie drought- Australia is too dry a lot Stranger: 2015 i meant, 2016 was good Stranger: do you know farmers? You: was watching a video about Australia, and there was a farm, with drawer for money in a closed area, and there was money, and nobody stole. Is it real things? In this city no farmers. Only a few processing factory Stranger: i dont keep my money in a draw, i use banks haha You: Yeah, i mean that, everyone who want to walk in this area, need to pay, lik 1 dollar Stranger: pay for what? You: Pay to have acces, to enter a close area Stranger: oh, like to buy fruit? it happens yes You: In this country , somobody will steal a money from the draw box)) You: What to say if people the dumpster removed the wheels Stranger: there are bad criminals here, but they wont go to steal maybe $100 haha Stranger: today $60million of cocaine was found You: Holy molly)) Stranger: drugs is where the money is You: Drugs its a fast way to fly high, and to danguares)) Stranger: found on a fishing boat You: Not so good place for hide it) Stranger: lots of drugs come in through the ports, the port workers are corrupt criminals Stranger: but Australia is so big, they cant be always looking at all of the coast You: With the war here, people can by many weapons. AK, Stringer, many pistoles, Stranger: made in Russia? You: Yes, and made here to. Stranger: the Kalishnikov family? :) You: Yeah) But, it hapens ike - some soldier dies, weapons are not taken into account and sell it Stranger: sad Stranger: who do you think Crimea should belong to? You: think hmm to Ukraine, But, it was like amnestia, because, in Kiev start a small war, and Rusii say like - hahahah catch it. No problem, if people in Crimea want to be with Russia, but we independ 25 years and only 2 years back, they start scream about belong to Russia, but, money talks, money talks. was live in Crimea lik 1,3 year. Came there in april 2014, and there was all normal, execpt the bank system and goverment Stranger: they had a referendum, but it was fake i think? You: And, if really, i dont care to much, but, it terrible, that in our 21 century, happened things like this Stranger: yes true Stranger: i think Putin is like a viking :P Stranger: or Genghis Khan You: think this referedum was a fake. Yes, people Teally came to vote, but it money, money)) Hahah)) Maybe yeah)) Stranger: i like to read history :) You: Histroy teach us, but not all) Stranger: Russians have viking ancestry, did you know? :) Stranger: but like so many Stranger: maybe do too Stranger: maybe you Stranger: so we are cousins :P Stranger: but iam not so bloodthirsty haha You: Not quite. Russians it a people from Finland, who speak on russian language, and the Kiev Rus, is the teal viking anscestry)) But you know, through so many centurys, blood mix with another blood)) Stranger: yes Kiev Rus , so itis true :P You: And you know, a hate a fake history or peoplae from Russia, whow think that Russian man and Kev Rus man itis the same thing. Stranger: Russians are very different, some more mongol, some very Norse Stranger: but same for the UK You: More mongol)) Haha)) In english hard to explain difference between Kiev Rus man and Russian man. Stranger: never leamt so much at school, i tesearched myself Stranger: its more about history, not how you look You: It commendable)) Stranger: you mean like some say you cant tell if somebody looks Ukrainians or Russian? You: Uuuuuhhh yes ifi transkate right) Stranger: Australis very different, like so many nations have come here now Stranger: buti wish they had stopped about 1960 Stranger: close the doors, we are full :P Stranger: i dont mean to be racist but muslims dont make good citizens You: understand you)) You: Muslims are strange people)) Stranger: stuck with a religion from 1400 years ago You: free of all religions)) Stranger: and its only the less than 200 years ago that it became more radical Stranger: ok You: But, i dont hype it like - haaaa you fool because you beleave in a man with grey berad) No, people want to belive? Ok, no problm Stranger: muslims have their own schools here, so they start leaming from their Qaran book at 5 Stranger: just so much reading, that they get brainwashed You: Yes, they cant think with own head You: And then they start to force and impose theur Teligion Stranger: 100s went from Australia to Syria Stranger: they think first about their religion, not their country You: Well Matthew, have to go to grow up my muscles. Good luck to you and good replenishment sheep)) And, its better to leave in peace, butno familiarity Stranger: of course Christianity is not perfect Stranger: ok good luck :) You: There is no perfect religion)) Only critical mind with own lofe expirience)))) You: (0_0) Stranger: wise man :) You: God luck))
1bd4e7e1675acbd6
20170122051833
Stranger: Him24 You: Hi Stranger: Howre you? You: am good You: How about you Stranger: Im doing ok, just in bed rn. Whatre you up to? You: No just chilling Stranger: Nice. You m or f? You: Male
1bd66db4be72b483
20210128140702
You: Hiii Stranger: Sit Stranger: T es un gars ou une meuf You: Cv. You: speak English Stranger: Yes Stranger: Boy and girl You: Im girl Stranger: How old are you You: Im 15 Stranger: Okey Stranger: speak french ? You: Juste little Stranger: Okey Stranger: Where do you live You: Morocco Stranger: Okey
1be5c0c7349e3344
20210126113022
Stranger: Hola You: Hola Stranger: Edad You: Soy h You: 17 Stranger: Yom Stranger: 14 You: Q tal Stranger: Bien Stranger: De donde eres You: De espaa You: Y tu Stranger: Yo igual Stranger: Que parte You: De valencia Stranger: Yo de Andaluca You: Q te cuentas Stranger: Na Stranger: Tu ?? You: Tampoco You: Color fav Stranger: Morado creo Stranger: El tuyo ?? You: El de tus ojo aaa You: Azul Stranger: Que te gusta hacer You: ? Stranger: Tus aficiones You: Ligar You: Xd Stranger: Ahh You: Jugar futbol Stranger: De qu equipo eres You: Barcelona hasta la muerte Stranger: Yo Madrid You: Mmmm Stranger: Y hoy estn ganando You: Contra el huesca You: Cuanto van Stranger: Sii Stranger: Minuto 65 You: Ha metido vini Stranger: A metido hazard , Benzema y valverde You: Me has cado bien You: Ig Stranger: Porque te e cado bien Stranger: ?? You: No se es intuicion Stranger: Mi ig es susana_2_26 Stranger: Ahh valrr You: Entoces ya se tu nombre Stranger: Si You: Yo soy jonatan Stranger: Encanta You: Ha sido un gusto susana Stranger: Igualmente You: Me voy a comer You: Jajaj Stranger: Vale Yo a desayunar You: Q aproveche You: Ads Stranger: Igualmente
1be991e1f78c5c9e
20201101002330
You: Sup. Stranger: Hey there loce Stranger: *love Stranger: We need two guys dude Stranger: Cmon You: Are you fucking serious You: Again
1bea7e05ae32b046
Chatzy
20170526205314
You: If you were paid to fart in my face would you do it? & (Im M, not a bot lol) Stranger: m Stranger: ye You: rily You: wow Stranger: i would do that any day XD You: haha why cause its funny? Stranger: free money You: true You: at my expense Stranger: yea XD You: not that youd care Stranger: nope i dont know u so Xd Stranger: i would do it if u were my friend to You: so youd just keep farting while im like suffocating You: oh Imao You: whats ur age btw curious Stranger: 17 You: same You: the important question though is You: how bad do your farts even smell Stranger: it depends on what i eat Stranger: sometimes they smell awful and sometimes they dont smell Xd You: well then You: would you eat the food that makes them smell awful Stranger: idk You: i mean it would probably be funnier for you Stranger: ye You: cause id be like yelling Stranger: XD You: while u just like ignore me and let me suffer oh god
1bebb77f48ee058b
minecraft
20180928140319
You: F aq Stranger: Ok You: Na try mo na yung sa black market😭😭 Stranger: Nope Stranger: Diko trip You: Ahh why HAHAAH Stranger: Seems like a waste of time Stranger: Idk You: May kaduo kaba Stranger: No Stranger: suck at talking to people You: None dapat hehehe Stranger: Thanks for correcting me Stranger: like u already You: Wow You: Kala ko magagalit Stranger: Nah Stranger: Were alike Stranger: too am what they call a grammar nazi Stranger: Idk Stranger: You be the judge i guess? You: Medyo nalito ako don ah Stranger: Saan You: Wala nang too diba Stranger: In which sentence ba Stranger: Ah yes gets You: Or mali lang ako Stranger: assumed na natatawag kaden na ganon minsan Stranger: Thats why i put too there You: Ahh sorry diko nagets agad Stranger: Its cool Stranger: Maganda padin naman si chaeyoung You: Once ka no HAHAAHAH Stranger: Since twicecoaster lane 1 dummy You: Mahilig din ako sa kpop dati e skl You: Cheer up unang napancod ko sa twice Stranger: Interesting Stranger: Lemme guess You: Pero ngayon di nako active sa kpop Stranger: Youre probably like Stranger: 17-21 years old You: Nope, baba pa Stranger: Youre 15 turning 16 You: 16 Stranger: Turning 17? You: Turning 17 next January Stranger: Ah Stranger: How was your sweet 16? Stranger: Assuming youre a woman You: Nung birthday ba or this age Stranger: Bday party You: Sa bahay lang konting kainan Stranger: Thats nice You: Di pa ako nakapasok sa bahay amoy itlog nako dahil binasagan ako Stranger: Sounds fun and aggravating at the same time Stranger: Thats cool that you have fun friends You: Ikaw pala? Stranger: Hm? You: Do u have friends na u can rely on Stranger: Idk You: Diko alam if tama spelling Stranger: dont know how to talk to people without making them angry or bored You: Baka kasi the whole time u speak english Stranger: Idk its cos english is my first language Stranger: Dummy Stranger: meant that as a tease not an insult You: Ow okay lang HJAJA no hard feelings Stranger: Noted You: Mmmm madalang kalang siguro mag tagalog sa iba no Stranger: dont know what madalang means Stranger: Im assuming once in a while You: Sometimes Stranger: Maybe Stranger: Idk Stranger: speak what Im comfortable speaking at the moment Stranger: guess? You: Ahhh sabagay din Stranger: Completely out of topic Stranger: Im guessing youre either from cavite or laguna You: Incorrect Stranger: Meh, It was out of the blue anyways You: HAHAAHAH hilig mo pala manghulaa Stranger: Maybe Stranger: Somewhere in visayas or south luzon You: Ner Stranger: Ah Stranger: Was gonna say i should stop asking Stranger: Baka kasi im making you uncomfortable na You: Di naman Stranger: Im fighting the urge not to guess any further 🤠 You: U can guess Stranger: Qc malapit sa sm north You: NooooO Stranger: Marikina You: Nooo0o Stranger: Taguig You: U got it right Stranger: Ha nice Stranger: Sabi nga nila Stranger: Use your home city the 3rd time u guess someones city You: HAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: Ur either close to heritage or bgc You: Omg HHAHAAH You: Wala don Stranger: Fti malapit You: NoOo Stranger: McKinley malapit You: Nooo Stranger: Ususan You: NooOoco Stranger: Cignal village You: Mejo Stranger: Kakatamad na Stranger: Western bicutan You: HAHAHAH sa C6 kame Stranger: Noice malapit sa vista You: Omsim malapit tiga Stranger: Walking distance no? You: Mga two rides Stranger: Ah Stranger: Walking distance namen aura Imak Stranger: Like its technically our backyard You: Wow grabe yorn😥 Stranger: We dont know Stranger: Maybe weve crossed paths in the past and we dont know Stranger: Thats cool You: Kanta ba yan Stranger: Nah You: HAHAAHAH kala ko kanta e Stranger: just said that since were close to each other dummy You: Noice ur getting comfortable na with me ha Stranger: What dummy Stranger: Youre just assuming Stranger: Youre like Stranger: A stranger online Imao You: True HAHAAHAH Stranger: Atleast its not akward Stranger: Since were both strangers You: Yep yep Stranger: hate this part You: The Stranger: dont know how to continue a conversation Stranger: Im not good at people stuff You: Ayos lang yan di naman kailangan laging may sunod e Stranger: Sabagay Stranger: This chats gonna end din naman Stranger: Chat* Stranger: Is* Stranger: Sorry You: Its okayy ganyan tiga Stranger: So youre like Stranger: 10th grade? You: Oo this year Stranger: Assuming na sa tagsci ka You: Hindi, puro matatalino lang don Stranger: Youre cool naman You: Diko alam HAHAHAHA Stranger: think youre cool Stranger: Good thing di nako mabilis ma attach Imao You: Bakit HHAHAAH You: Na trauma ka ata e Stranger: Itll probably hurt when this chat end Stranger: But nah Stranger: aint like that anymore You: Mmm ganun tiga Stranger: Dunno bout u tho You: Di naman ako mabilis ma attach Stranger: Good thing to know na walang iiyak mag isa sa kwarto mamaya dahil sa na end na omegle chat Stranger: That was too specific... You: Nagawa mo na yan no Stranger: Idk Stranger: Baka ikaw You: Nope diko pa nagawa yan Stranger: Thats cool You: Wala namang seryoso sa ome kaya di rin ako nagseseryoso Stranger: Understandable Stranger: Thats cool Stranger: Atleast dimo dinodrop ig mo pag na aattach ka masyado sa omegle Stranger: Lmao You: Tsaka sa edad ko na ito dapat diko pa pinoproblema ang lovelife You: Hindi HAHAHAHA Stranger: Were talking about lovelife pala Imao Stranger: Thought we were talking about online friends You: Same din Stranger: Meh, Valid variable naman pareho Stranger: True You: Na trauma nako sa internet friends na yan Stranger: Ikr You: Babae pa halos internet friends ko dati You: Akala ko nagkakasundo kami yun pala bina backstab ako Stranger: People are dumb You: Ngayon may internet friends parin pero sa codm ko na sila nakilala Stranger: Atleast di sa omegle You: Merong isa galing ome You: Lalaki tropa lang tlga kami tapos pareho pa nalaro codm Stranger: Thats cool You: Wala akong mahanap na girls ayaw nila saken HAHAHA Stranger: Girls like to gossip about other girls Stranger: Idk You: Omsim Stranger: Sorry i assumed that Stranger: have no right to say that Stranger: My bad if i offended you You: Di ako na offend okay lang minsan tlga may mga ganon Stranger: guess Stranger: think Stranger: We should stop Stranger: Im getting slightly comfortable You: Ahh if u want to stop na, u can di kita pinipigilan Stranger: dont wanna Stranger: Get attached r cool Stranger: Idk man im confused You: As u said im just a stranger online You: Di kita pinipigilan if want mo na istop:) Stranger: True but Stranger: Idk what to do honestly You: Its okay, natatakot kalang ma attach kaya u want to stop Stranger: guess Stranger: Hey Stranger: U dont know You: Yes Stranger: Maybe in an alternate universe Stranger: Were friends Stranger: Idk Stranger: Meh You: HAHAHAHA maybe Stranger: Its wacky when u think about it Stranger: Like imagine us in an alternate timeline exchanging soc med accs so we could talk more Ima Stranger: Sounds cool You: Sounds cool nga Stranger: Ikr Stranger: ran out of topics Stranger: told ui cant continue convos You: And i told u hindi lahat nang convo may katuloy Stranger: Sorry but Stranger: Its ng You: Uy thanks, nalilito pa ako dyan thanks for correcting me pooo Stranger: All good You: Sana makahanap din ako i icorrect ako everytime na may mali Stranger: Things take time dummy You: Pero siguro hindi pa ngayon You: Yep, panget kapag minadali mo lahat e Stranger: Never rush anything Imao You: Laging failed Stranger: Only fools rush progress You: Except for assignments HHAHAAHAH Stranger: Indeed Stranger: Alam mobang Stranger: Background music ko You: Ano Stranger: Since we first chatted kanina Stranger: https://open.spotify.com/ track/6UDBSDI9pDM7C4GmOhc2hi? siJLZU40MMSI-IzxY EEaOaFw&utm_sourcecopy- link Stranger: Lmao Stranger: Oh i thought this was messenger Stranger: Nvm You: HAAHAHAH ano bang kanta You: Anong fav song mo Stranger: Castaways from the backyardigans Imal Stranger: Dreams, fairytales and fantasies You: Ako kase Higa Stranger: Oooo Arthur nery You: Tagalog but ang ganda nung lyrics You: Yep HAHAHA Stranger: Good taste pare Stranger: Asa playlist koyan Imak You: Di ako nagsasawa sobrang ganda tlga😭 Stranger: Hung up pare Stranger: Fav ko sa album nya You: Tapos sabayan pa LANY You: Pakinggan ko yan later Stranger: Tas 1975 Imao Stranger: Sure You: Grabe tiga Stranger: Hue ni sica try mo Stranger: Kaso idk You: Hilig mo rin makinig no Stranger: Ng? You: Kanta Stranger: Alli do is listen to music while locked up in my room Imao You: Gusto ko din gawin😭😭 kaso naalala ko taga hugas ako sa bahay HAHAAH Stranger: Atleast ikaw may pakinabang sa bahay You: Taga hugas lang tsaka laba di ako maasahan sa luto e HAHAHA Stranger: Thats cool Stranger: Love ur parents pare You: Bat ikaw Stranger: What You: Sobra pa sa sobra ang pagmamahal Stranger: Keep that up Stranger: Make em proud You: Omsim HAHAHA Stranger: Cool cool Stranger: Not everyone has a happy family Stranger: Treasure them You: Ganun rin ba sayo Stranger: What You: Sabi mo kasi not everyone has a happy family Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Ur lucky You: And isa ka don? Stranger: Saan? You: Not happy fam Stranger: Rather not tell Stranger: Ill get attached to u You: Ow okay lang Stranger: Dummy You: Yep? Stranger: What Stranger: Sorry Stranger: cant follow rn You: Yung ano? Stranger: Idk why u said yup? Stranger: Sorry You: U call me dummy kaya akala ko may sasabihan ka Stranger: Ah Stranger: Noted You: Dimo naman kailangam sabihin kung ano fam probs mo Stranger: Yeah You: Its okay understandable naman Stranger: Ill get attached Stranger: Then the chat will end Stranger: And ill like cry for 2 days and move on You: U never know Stranger: Anyways moving on Stranger: Pretend i didnt say anything You: Okaaay next topic Stranger: Hmm Stranger: Ah Stranger: Moons shining bright Stranger: think Stranger: Idk im guessing its shining bright Stranger: Asa rooftop ako kanina mailaw yung moon You: Sarap tumambay kapag may rooftop Stranger: Amenn You: Tamang higa lang while looking sa moon Stranger: Isipin mo nalang sa ibang universe sobrang close naten tas tuwing nag slesleep over ka natambay tayo sa rooftop Stranger: Damn it You: How i wish hahah Stranger: Inaabangan ko yung eclipse sa 26 Stranger: Aakyat ako sa rooftop You: Gusto ko din makita Stranger: Kita ata pag lumabas ka ng house niyo You: Pero dahil may rooftop kayo isama mo nalang ako sa pagtingin Stranger: Maybe in another life itll happen Stranger: Not this one tho Stranger: Eto yung timeline na naend yung omegle chat naten eh You: Totga ba to Stranger: Totga? You: The one that got away asa lyrics nung sinabi mo HAHAHA sorry Stranger: Ah said that Stranger: overshare sometimes Stranger: Pero yeah sure isipin kita sa may 26 habang pinapanood eclipse You: Ikaw nalang ang tumingin para sakin Stranger: Ill think of the random omegle stranger while watching an eclipse Stranger: You have my word You: Yey thanks👈 Stranger: U dont have to You: Bat naman Stranger: Meh Stranger: Its not worth thanking for You: Its worth thanking kaya Stranger: guess Stranger: Idk Stranger: Sorry i think i took too long You: Now u knoww Stranger: Ur just kind dummy You: Di naman Stranger: guess Stranger: Youre a stranger after all You: Stranger nga : Stranger: In this timeline tho You: HAHAHAHh sa ome uu syempre Stranger: Atleast sa alternate universe di naend omegle chat naten Stranger: Theres that You: Yep pero nag bibiglaan ang end dito e You: Kapag sobrang tagal tlga mag chat tas di na kayo nag chachat ayern Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Biruin mo cod ung interest tas andami naten napag usapan You: Kaya nga e HAHAHAAH Stranger: This may be the longest time Ive talked to a stranger before Stranger: U aint a stranger anymore dummy Stranger: Ur a cool stranger Stranger: Still a stranger Stranger: But a cool one You: Naks basta may cool Stranger: Mhmm Stranger: Parang kanina kakasabi kolang na di ako mahilig sa tao You: Kaya nga sabi mo na bobored sila at nagagalit Stranger: Yeah Stranger: That happens Stranger: guess our chat is gonna end na You: Di kanaman boring ah Stranger: My omegle is lagging and stuff You: Aw:( Stranger: Nothing lasts dummy Stranger: Atleast You: Ganun tiga Stranger: Sa alternate universe Stranger: Drinop ko ig ko and stuff Stranger: And we continued to talk You: Thank u for being here Stranger: U dont have to dummy Stranger: Im just a stranger You: have too Stranger: U dont even know my name You: And so? Stranger: Im nothing to you You: If ganyan ang tingin mo its okay but for me You: Masaya ako na may tinagalan akong convo:)) Stranger: Diba diba Stranger: Shh wag mo muna batiin Stranger: Lets keep talking You: Ang alin? Stranger: Dummy You: O okay ano yorn Stranger: Sabi ko wag mo batiin na may tinagalan ka na convo Stranger: Buti nga di nag disconnect nung sinabi moyon Stranger: Yes, iam that unlucky You: Ay may ganon pala Stranger: Diko alam Stranger: Considering my luck pwede mangyari yon You: Yep Stranger: Atleast Strange can like Strange ive me a nickname Stranger: If u want You: Okay so what nn Stranger: Ikaw bahala Stranger: Lots of people call me chbrry You: Di ako magaling mag bigay nn e8#128557;😭 Stranger: Sabagay Stranger: We just met lang eh You: But i like ry Stranger: Sure You: Noice or berry HHAHAAH papunta na done Stranger: Chaeberry was my og nickname but they started calling me berry so i just put chbrry on everything that requires my name Stranger: Sabagay You: Parang bryan Stranger: True akala ko nga kaya ry kase i thought i sounded like a dude named bryan You: Yep more like bryan Stranger: Chbrry nalang if u want You: Bryan nalang wlaa naman ata natawag Stranger: Sure Stranger: Call me bryan Stranger: If u want You: Dami na sa chbrry e para kapag bryan u will think na si dummy ang nagbigay neto Stranger: Sabagay Stranger: Yeah sobrang dami na sa chbrry You: Kaya bryan nalang Stranger: Yun ginagamit ko sa lahat ng stuff na kaylangan ng name eh Stranger: Like gmails and stuff You: Dun ka nasanay Stranger: Nilalagyan kolang ng _ para cool and unique 😎 Stranger: So nagiging chbrry_ Stranger: Lmao You: HAHAHAH Stranger: U dont have to go look that up on every soc med Stranger: didnt realize i said that You: If ayaw mo okay lang Stranger: Meh kaw bahala Stranger: Private naman ig ko Imao You: Maiintindihan ko naman:)) Stranger: Iz cool dummy Stranger: Alright fine Stranger: chbrry_ Stranger: Dummy You: Why did u drop? Stranger: Nevermind You: Akala ko u dont want me to find it Stranger: This is going sideways Stranger: Im feeling weird Stranger: We should stop Stranger: Should we stop? Stranger: Idk what to do You: Same You: dont want to press the stop Stranger: think im gonna have a panic attack nanaman 1 Its all up to you dont have to look that up Stranger: got caught up by the moment Stranger: Im so sorry You: have to look that Stranger: We should stop im probably making you feel uncomfortable You: Nope never ako nakaramdam You: And mag dm ako saying hi ako si dummy Stranger: Should we end Stranger: wanna end Stranger: Im gonma have a panic attack Stranger: think Stranger: feel like i ruined something again You: If u wanna end its okay Stranger: Will u look for me ba? You: Yep pero i think hindi ngayon You: Cause ur gonna have a panic attack Stranger: cant do this right now sorry You: And u said u ruined something again Stranger: have to go Stranger: U dont have to look me up You: Its okay thank u and happy to Stranger: Everything was fun until i started getting attached You: Yan ba ang gusto mo? Stranger: What You: If u dont want me to look u up okay i will not Stranger: Idk feel like Stranger: U should but You: U ruined something again? Stranger: Like Stranger: Kdk Stranger: What to do Stranger: think Stranger: got attached Stranger: Im stuttering Stranger: Idk You: Sorry kung nag gaganyan ka dahil saken Stranger: Pls dont do that Stranger: Im at fault Stranger: shouldnt have did that even though it was an accident Stranger: cant even construct a grammatically correct sentence You: Wag ka mag alala diko hahanapin kahit dinrop mo so pls stop stuttering Stranger: But like Stranger: Damn it why tf am i like this Stranger: U got it wrong dummy You: Its okay bryan Stranger: Idk Stranger: Pls look for me Strange mean Stranger: Idk You: U have to calm down Stranger: Am i forcing u? You: Youre not forcing me Stranger: Im probably freaking u out You: Nope, u have to calm down first Stranger: But u said if we stopped talking the chat will end You: Yep kapag sobrang tagal na di nagchachat sa isat isa Stranger: dont Stranger: Want this You: U said it three times You: Pero kapag nasa gitna na natatakot kana and its okay Stranger: What orry Stranger: Wdym You: Ilang beses mo na sinabi na u dont want to end this Stranger: U were counting it You: Pero natatakot ka ma attach at may masira ulit sayo You: Napansin ko lang Stranger: Sorry You: Kaya naiintindihan kita kapag sinasabi mo na u dont want to end this You: Dahil may bumabalik sayo at iniisip mo na baka may masira ulit Stranger: got attached again Stranger: Hey Stranger: Dummy You: Yes bryan Stranger: Can we like Stranger: Be friends Stranger: And stuff You: Sure, why not Stranger: Are u Strange ure Stranger: Or ur saying that out of pity You: Yep im sure bakit ikaw You: Anong pity don? Stranger: Idk ituation rn You: Sabi ko sayo diba naiintindihan kita Stranger: Sorry You: Why sorry? Stranger: feel like ur annoyed by me Stranger: You: Binasa mo kasing pagalit Stranger: U said kasi na Stranger: Whyd i drop Stranger: got Stranger: Weird Stranger: And i started panicking You: Dun nagsimula pala tinanong lang kita kung bat mo dinrop kasi diba ayaw mo naman hanapin Ikita Stranger: No Stranger: want u Stranger: To Stranger: Talk to me You: Im talking to u rn Stranger: guess Stranger: But Stranger: U know what i mean You: Hindi Stranger: This chat ends You: will find another? Stranger: No Stranger: Even after Stranger: This chat ends You: And i want it too Stranger: Are u like Strange ionna Stranger: Add me You: Im gonna find u kahit dimo dinrop, Stranger: Thanks Stranger: Dou Stranger: Still remember it ba You: Ang alin Stranger: The and stuff You: screenshot it You: Hey Stranger: What You: Ahh nothing Stranger: Im not Stranger: Feeling well Stranger: have mixed emotions atm You: Ahh its okay akala ko kasi nawala ka You: U have to calm down kase Stranger: Sorry Stranger: Anxiety is a bitch man You: Why sorry You: know mahirap kalaban Stranger: U can already tell You: But pls fight alam ko mahirap kalaban ang anxiety Stranger: Sounds cheesy but Stranger: Nvm i dont wanna say it You: Hindi ko alam ang pakiramdam non but ill be here You: Sorry if ganon ang dating Stranger: No wss gonna say something ut Stranger: thought it was cheesy You: Its okayy if u dont want to tell it Stranger: Youre Stranger: Dummy You: Saan Stranger: Idk Stranger: With the stuff You: Diko kasi alam ang pakiramdam sa anxiety ang alam ko llang You: Dapat andyan ka dapat naiintindihan mo sila well based sa aking ibang freod You: Friend Stranger: Youre helping Stranger: Ur Stranger: Special Stranger: Cos got attached already You: Special child? Stranger: Even though Stranger: Ur a stranger You: HAHAHAHA corny Stranger: Its a cool joke Stranger: Anyways dummy You: Im not stranger You: Im cool stranger kaya Stranger: Nah u not a stranger Stranger: U said we could be friends Stranger: Dummy You: Yep we could be friends You: Yes bryan Stranger: Im Stranger: Sleepy Stranger: Im gonna sleep You: Are u okay naba? Stranger: Might sound redundant but Stranger: Nvm u already said that u would look forme Stranger: trust u Stranger: Idk You: If ganun u can go to sleep na, have a sweet dreams Stranger: Its up to you if u want to You: U have to trust me Stranger: Okok Stranger: trust u Stranger: Dummy You: you can go to sleep bryan Stranger: Im gonna sleep na Stranger: Chbrry bryan will Stranger: Wait for u You: Yes good night bryan Stranger: U special dummy Stranger: Nyt nyt You: Good night Stranger: Im gonna end this chat na Stranger: Thanks for being there You: Anytime Stranger: Ciao mon amie You: Nu yon Stranger: Means goodbye my friend You: Okay my friend good night Stranger: Nyt nyt
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You: Hey Stranger: Hey Stranger: Wyd? You: Im in bed Stranger: Nice You: Are you a girl or boy Stranger: Nb Stranger: Aka Non-binary You: what does that mean? Stranger: am another gender use they/them pronouns Stranger: :) You: there is now another gender? Stranger: Well theres a ton You: Well whats ur sexuality? Stranger: Non-binary is classified as a sexuality but like men You: How is Non-binary a sexuality when it only deals with gender? You: Im sorry Im just curious? You: .* Stranger: Well its complicated it may be a gender but sexualities come in different shapes and forms they usually are to do with how we either look or feel. Do Non-binary is another gender where you dont need to change anything you just have to feel like you belong as a NON- BINARY person Stranger: Do you need any more answers? Im happy to educate :D You: So non binary is when you feel like you dont have. Gender? Stranger: Eh its more of the middle gender. There is a sexuality for having no gender tho You: So there is a sexuality for a middle gender? Stranger: Yep Stranger: Which is Non-binary You: So if you date someone for example a guy are you their boyfriend or girlfriend? Stranger: And then there is a sexuality for no gender tho forgot what its called You: Like what do they call you? Stranger: Im their loved one? Stranger: Thats confusing would use other terms like have a loved one or Im dating this person Stranger: And for king or queen they could use monarch or something like that You: So non-binary means in the middle of both genders? Stranger: Eh, guess you could put it there. Yeah You: So that means you are technically both genders. Yes? Stranger: Mmm not really. It is its seperate gender You: Yeah but how is it created Stranger: Well anyone who doesnt feel male or female could say they are non-binary You: so what gender do you feel like then? Stranger: You dont have to change or take anything or have surgery you just classify yourself when you feel like you arent Stranger: feel neither Stranger: dont feel like a man or woman Stranger: So decided to be non-binary You: How do you know what a man or women feel like?(not to be rude or anything) Stranger: Eh. If you dont feel comfortable with being called a man or woman then ya know your probably another gender like non-binary You: What do you classify as a gender? You: How do you dress them if you dont feel either? Stranger: These questions are getting quite hard. Their are multiple genders and they are all different and well. We all have our different styles so you can dress in whatever you feel comfortable with You: But if a guy wears women clothing then doesnt that mean he has a feminine side and doesnt that mean he feels more like a women then a man? Stranger: Yeah sure. There isnt really set clothing for each gender we are just taught to like whatever our gender likes ig Stranger: Like if your a man then theres clothing for you and we are taught that You: mean if a guy wears a thong or wears a bra its kinda pointless.So think there are things that only one gender she wear and not the other Stranger: Well mean that is pointless so things like bras are like tampons only girls need them You: The thing is clothing is built to make us feel comfy.lf a plus size girl wears skinny jeans it wouldnt make sense because it simply isnt for her body type the same goes with a man wearing a dress its not for his body type he cant fit it and 9/10 times it doesnt look good. Stranger: So stuff like that are essential for whatever you need like bras for holding breasts and tampons for ya know making sure no blood goes everywhere when ppl with vaginas have their period You: Are you trying to say that men cant wear bras? Stranger: Well sometimes you can get things readjusted for your body or sometimes you can get a bigger size Stranger: They dont need to Stranger: But they can ig Stranger: Though it would be strange You: What about trans guy who havent transitioned yet are you saying that they are still a girl? Stranger: Well you will be classified by the public as the gender you are before transition and then the gender you are after the transition Stranger: So if you were a man that wanted to be a woman you would be classified as a man until you finish the transition You: So do you disagree with the fact that a trans man is not a man? Stranger: Thats confusing - Stranger: So if you are a man at first and then transition then you are a female You: do you know what classifys to be a sex? Stranger: This is getting really confusing now. personally would recommend getting a professional to answer these or look it up cause Im not that professional with this topic You: can help you out Stranger: But there are more then two genders in the end Stranger: Really??? You: What are the rest of the genders You: Yep to become the different sex/gender you have to change ur chromosomes.Thats it Stranger: Well there are from what ik male, female, Non-binary and whatever no gender is called Stranger: Oh thanks You: So since humans dont have technology to do that technically (not to be rude or anything) trans people are in their same exact body before and after transitioning You: Unless we can figure out how to switch peoples souls then we are in the same exact body You: Even if there are a bit of attachments Stranger: Well you do change your hormones at first and then can get surgery for the adding or taking away of breasts You: Yeah but ur genitals dont define ur gender.It is the easy way to know someones gender though You: or their face can help determine it Stranger: Thats more scientific my friend would say we are who we feel like we are. Theres already enough stopping us from trying to be who we want to be ig You: dont mind that at all You: The problem is the whole Igbtq community is more about feelings then facts. dont mind the community but when people try to argue without using facts it is very hard and difficult to get ur point across, You: Ik you guys cant control what u feel You: Okay can understand that You: And Ik a lot of people treat you guys unfairly
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You: like bro lowkey you wanna drop the soap? Stranger: bro yeah bro You: ok You: *grabs ass* Stranger: :o You: ohh boy *says in mickey mouse voice* You: this a thicc boi Stranger: oh god oh heck Stranger: im girl You: hol up You: even great HE Stranger: yay heck yeah You: *slaps ass* Stranger: :o You: *the echo fills he room and destroy our ear drums cus of the loud sound* Stranger: owie ouch my ear drums You: *ear bleeds* now thats an epic gamer momment Stranger: ok, this is epic. You: this like lowkey this is epic Stranger: You: Stranger: how old ru You: you chief Stranger: what You: pls you first Stranger: 15 You: bro.... Stranger: bro You: Imao 13 but this aint my fetish i promise im just trolling please dont hurt me Stranger: small You: small what Stranger: small boi You: i didnt pull my dick out so you dont know chief Stranger: i do, its okay youre 13 You: well peace, brether,chieften,chieftes bye no bulli pls
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Stranger: last night they went out with the team, and Bucky is evidently quite the flirt while drunk. This is the next day. Hey, so... Im sorry about that. Just forget it happened, okay? BB You: Forget, he says, as if dont have video and photographic evidence. Interesting. Very interesting. -SW Stranger: Come on, you know was drunk. Dont give me shit about it. BB You: dunno, Barnes. You know the old saying, a drunk mind speaks a sober heart. -SW Stranger: Shut up. Just get rid of the video and shit. BB Stranger: ...Whats on em anyway? BB You: Wait. Hold up, man, were you really that drunk? thought you were fucking with me. -SW Stranger: Shut up. wasnt paying attention to whatever you were filming. BB You: Huh. didnt know Asgardian mead fucked you up that badly. Yeah, so Im realizing. -SW You: So you dont remember what happened in the bathroom? -SW Stranger: havent been drunk at all in decades. BB Stranger: ...Kinda parts of it. BB Stranger: Not sure if part of it is from my dream though. SW You: Some interesting dreams youve been having, if thats the case. -SW Stranger: And a hell of a hangover when woke up. BB Stranger: Just. Tell me whats in the pictures. BB You: Look, it was shitty of me to rub it in your face earlier. really didnt know you were that out of it. wouldnt have done those things if had. -SW Stranger: mean. Youre probably right. What you said earlier. BB You: said a lot of things earlier and Im almost always right, so youre gonna have to elaborate. - sw Stranger: Yknow. About the drunk head. BB You: never said /l/ was drunk when gave you head. -SW You: Oh, you meant the quote. -SW You: Right. That one. -SW Stranger: So that was... right. Okay. BB You: Yup. Thats. A thing that happened. -SW Stranger: So maybe wasnt dreaming. BB You: Definitely not. -SW Stranger: ...Would you mind giving me a second chance? Now that Im not so drunk. BB You: Well. suppose can squeeze you into my schedule. You cant really know what youre missing if you dont even remember my expertise on the matter. -SW Stranger: brb Stranger: You busy now? BB You: Not exactly. Didnt think youd be so eager. - sw Stranger: From what do remember of last night, Id think should be. BB You: Far be it from me to tell you otherwise. -SW Stranger: Where are you? BB You: My room. Im sure you know the way. -SW Stranger: do. See you soon. BB You: Sam didnt respond, dropping his phone onto the pillow beside him and running his hands over his face. Okay. So /that/ just happened. Hed gone from not being able to be around Barnes for more than five minutes without arguing to being glued to the side of a happy, friendly drunk Barnes to offering to blow the guy for the second time in less than forty-eight hours. Well, he decided. If this was what the universe wanted for him, he certainly wasnt going to turn down the opportunity. Especially not now when they were sober. Stranger: Bucky was a little nervous, but if nothing else, he needed to make sure that Sam knew he couldnt let anyone else see the pictures. It was weird to think that Sam would want anything more than to give Bucky shit, but if this was real, he sure was glad that hed taken the chance. He knocked on the door to Sams room quietly and offered a sheepish smile when it opened. Uh. Hey. So... youre sure youre not still a little drunk? he teased. You: At the sound of the knock, Sam jumped out of bed. His heart beat wildly in his chest for a moment before he took a few deep, grounding breaths. When he opened the door and looked at Bucky, he gave a smile that he hoped looked less nervous than he felt. Bucky looked good, but then again, Bucky always looked good; when he was ripping his steering wheel out of his car and kicking him off buildings, Sam distinctly remembered thinking that, yeah, the asset was definitely good looking in the murder hobo kind of way. Sober as rock, Sam answered, opening the door further to allow Bucky inside. You? Stranger: A hell of a lot better than last night, Bucky said, stepping inside. He looked around Sams room, noticing the little stuff he had sitting around, It was nice. Are you gonna keep the pictures? Because think you should at least show them to me if you are. You: Sam closed the door behind. After a moment of consideration at Buckys request, he walked past him, flopped into a half sitting, half lounging position on his bed and grabbed his phone. Unlocking it, he went to his photo gallery before handing it over to Bucky. Go ahead. Delete them if you want. He gave a little shrug. Stranger: Bucky rose an eyebrow before he looked through the pictures. They were... nice. He was actually smiling in them, and with Sam. With a sigh, Bucky tossed the phone back and sat down on the edge of the bed. ...Sorry it took me getting wasted to actually make a move, he said quietly. You deserve better. You: Sam eyed him sadly for a moment, then hesitantly reached out place a hand on one of Buckys own. Hey. Listen, weve both been...less than kind to one another. There was a lot between us with the way we met and everything after. And maybe wasnt as fair to you as could have been, and for that, Im sorry. But never... never /hated/ you, Bucky. And need you to know that. Last night was...it was good. liked being able to make you laugh and smile and...you know, everything else. Stranger: Bucky looked down at their hands together and moved his hand to hold Sams. Even if hadnt hurt you before... dunno. thought you just put up with me because of Steve. You never signed up for my shit. He sighed and looked up to Sam, trying to put ona smile. My offers still good though. Unless you wanna take this slower. Stranger: did my last one go through? You: Nope! wasnt sure if it ate it :( Stranger: Bucky looked down at their hands together and moved his hand to hold Sams. Even if hadnt hurt you before... dunno. thought you just put up with me because of Steve. You never signed up for my shit. He sighed and looked up to Sam, trying to put ona smile. My offers still good though. Unless you wanna take this slower. Stranger: better? You: got it You: Sams lips curled upwards into a soft, easy smile. No, he said honestly. I didnt sign up for it. Not for any of it. But that doesnt mean regret it. He sat up enough to lean forward, daring to press a chaste, careful kiss to the corner of Buckys mouth. This is your call, Bucky. But then again, you did say you were in need of a refresher course. Id hate to know that all my hard work went to waste last night. And Ill have you know put in a lot of work. Stranger: Oh, you did all the work, hm? Bucky smirked, trying to play off the fact that he was blushing from the kiss. He hesitated before leaning in to give Sam a kiss, right on the lips. Youre not so awful as said. You: Sam nodded, a mischievous smile on his lips. All of it, he answered, his eyes dipping down to outline the shape of Buckys mouth. The kiss startled him for only a second, and then he responded in kind, reaching up with both hands to cup Buckys hair stubbled jaw. He would never admit to being a little breathless when he pulled away. Bucky was an even better kisser when he was sober. Oh, Im not so bad at all, Barnes. can be real sweet, he said, kissing the edge of his jawline. I bet youd like it when Im sweet. Stranger: Bet would, Bucky hummed, absently leaning into Sams hand when he played with Buckys hair. Where do you wanna pick up then? You gonna make me work for it now? he asked, letting his lips brush against Sams skin. You: Sam shuddered a little, felt his pulse quicken when Buckys mouth lingered near his neck, just against the thin skin of his clavicle. He thought back to the night before, about Buckys hand firm and careful against his throat. Yeah, he said, his voice coming out a little shaky. Maybe should make you work for it this time. You think you got it in you, huh? Stranger: Bucky smirked against his skin and pulled back just enough to look at him. Ill work as much as you want me to, doll. Im all yours now, he whispered. You just say the word. He gently rubbed his hand along Sams side, nuzzling and nipping at his jaw. You: Had it been any other man, the use of such an archaic term of endearment would have been a joke. But Bucky had a way of saying, all slow and sweet like molasses, and it made Sam turn his head to get his mouth on Buckys again, just because he could. The hand against his side felt electric, and Sam moved forward, shifted and maneuvered himself into the mans lap. Anything, he said, and didnt care that he sounded breathless. Everything, he added, reaching up to brush stray strands of hair from Buckys face. Stranger: Bucky wrapped his arms around Sam to pull him closer. Nice words, he teased before stealing another kiss. Exactly what had in mind. He pushed Sams shirt up to pull it off over his head and then right to kissing over his chest. You: Sam made a soft sound at the movement, sighed and tilted his head back when he felt Buckys mouth over his chest. I can be nicer, he promised, tangling his fingers in Buckys hair. He moved his hands to grip at Buckys shoulders, and still sometimes he couldnt believe the bulk of them, the sheer strength of his body, how he could still manage to be so gentle. Stranger: Bucky flinched when Sam touched his shoulder. His expression changed to his more usual stony and closed-off and he tried to back away, even if Sam was on his lap. I- sorry. just... Bad shoulder, he tried to joke, even though he refused to meet Sams eyes. You: Sam startled, surprised at the sudden change in Buckys demeanor until realization set in. Oh--shit, Bucky, Im sorry, I-- Buckys shoulder still bothered at times, even with the new arm and final surgeries, it was still something that caused pain, either physical or the type that came from the terrible memories of it. Sam touched his face softly but didnt force Bucky to look at him. You dont have to apologize to me, alright? should have been more careful. Stranger: Bucky bit his lip, and eventually looked back up to Sam. Why didnt he back away or act like there was any kind of danger there? He took a deep breath and leaned into Sam, shutting his eyes. Maybe this was a bad idea. shouldve known it was too good to work out, he mumbled, struggling to not just push Sam away and leave. He needed the comfort for now. You: Sam gave him a soft look. He let Bucky keep his distance for a few moments longer, and then he eased forward again, wrapping his arms around Bucky and pulling him into a gentle embrace. Hey, you know its alright, dont you? If you cant, thats fine. Take a few deep breaths for me, alright? Three seconds in, three seconds out. If you want, you can just lay here with me and can tell you some embarrassing stories from my past to make you feel better. Stranger: Bucky nodded just a little and took a deep breath as told. Lying down might be nice. You dont gotta tell me anything embarrassing, just wanna be close to you, he said softly. ,.Maybe shouldnt have gotten the arm at all. Its nothing but bad. Stranger: hey its getting late here, do you wanna continue in email or something? You: oh, sure, my email is dryburnofdawngmail.com Stranger: cool mine is still. brucebannergmail.com You: okay, ill send my reply there. have a good night! Stranger: thanks!
1c0277755bdccaf6
sambucky, all caps, winterfalcon, samsteve
20180228040707
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1c033e0bf760ca69
20201003110852
Stranger: Hey You: hello You: whats your favorite movie Stranger: Hhhhhhmmmmm Stranger: How to train your dragon 3 You: like for real Stranger: Just saw it the other day and love it Stranger: Yes for real You: i will murder you Stranger: Oh my You: ij hate your guts You: seriously Stranger: hate your ass You: how train your fucking dragon You: THREE Stranger: m gonna fuck you You: FATHERFUCKING THREE Stranger: In the ass You: im not gonna hit escape You: you hit escape as your apology Stranger: Whats your favorite movie btw You: well i like perfumed nightmare Stranger: Wtf is that Stranger: Never heard of it, MUST BE SHIT You: exactly bitch Stranger: Just like you are asswipe You: that movie doesnt even fucking exist Yo baited you You: because youre so fucking predictable Stranger: Ch booo hoop You: that you choose a motherfucking animated franchise movie Stranger: bet your father left your sorry ass You: that you just saw the last fucking day
1c03b330680cc4cf
Movies
20190308234846
Stranger: Hy You: hi Stranger: Hry You: im fine Stranger: Ok Stranger: Youre from You: trieijeijiefjejifejeiciefjiefjietjiefjifeijfejifejietij Stranger: Ok You: ever heard of it Stranger: Yes You: cool Stranger: :) Stranger: You got any hobbies? Your i like sex sex sexy sex sex Sex SEX SEX SEX sexes xex xd 5 XWSXU dwne9cdnweduScnuq90wm9wehxmwedxrifguaud uuifbiogrydihko;eilgudfcdlox;dfskigdi;luidjgker,ak. ifdzojkraebnthdvuiluzp9fiodzuoirakje.jid.ifnhkruif hjknfgmgjhkfuiv vvhjk.gnkdfv cuivl djmsrgjkdfiodjakrn, mgsfdjkzvbioofdvuzzfdfzdrki;d uvo;skf Stranger: Ok You: osaaaaaaaaaaawd You: how about you Stranger: Yep continue Stranger: Oh dont have any hobbies You: aww not even like um eating food You: competitive eating Stranger: Thats not a hobby Stranger: Lol You: u could argue it is You: what do people who participate at pie eating contests consider it Stranger: It may be yours but not mine dear You: i was just asking Stranger: Okk Stranger: You forgot to put ? Strange nyways Stranger: Wyd You: im right now signing off on a new deal i ordered Stranger: Okay You: its this jacuzzi that has 6 jet streams You: it even has a rolling boil option Stranger: Okk You: im planning to take it out during a hiking trip You: maybe cook some spaghetti in it Stranger: Mhm okay Stranger: Ok You: i think that it has a built in bluetooth speaker Stranger: Okay You: so can have someone telling me a recipe as i cook spaghetti in my jacuzzi Stranger: Ok You: it also had this salt shaker that you could pay 6 extra dollars for but im not that dumb Stranger: Okk You: thats way too expensive for a salt shaker Stranger: Ok You: so instead i ordered a gravy boat and 100 pounds bulk of salt Stranger: Okk Stranger: Youre abnormal? You: i think for my first meal im going to make pasta with salted peppermill sausage You: abnormal? i guess you could say that You: most normal people wouldve only bought 50 pounds of salt Stranger: Yep brain damaged right? Your: i think ahead. i know im going to use 50 pounds of salt in like a week You: brain damaged i wouldnt say that Stranger: You must have a ugly face You: i mean i did sustain a heavy fall when i was just a wee child Stranger: You pick your nose right and eat it You: im pretty beautiful tbh You: nah the nose droppings only goes on my famous dessert dish Stranger: Okk cool Stranger: Shitt human :) You: nope actually im just a regular human Stranger: Madarchod :) You: oh actually i would consider myself evern evolved You: like a superhuman Stranger: Okay bhenchod :) You: no normal human eats 10 pounds of salt a day You: but guess who does You: me Stranger: Okkk gaandu You: Have you ever tried salted caramel? Stranger: Maa chuda Stranger: You: whenever i have salted caramel i usually ask for extra salt You: if they dont give it i usually have my salt bag on hand Your i just sprinkle some of that stuff on You: its quite healthy Stranger: Mhm You: salt has some properties that allow you to detoxify from dihydrogen monoxide You: so from a young age i have trained myself to get used to its otherwise unappetizing taste You: my family looks at me strange from time to time when im suckling on my salt cubes but hey You: we all got different motives jo you like salt? robably not as much as me You: one time i went to a movie theater and they were giving away this popcorn coupon for like 50 bucks You: what a steal, i thought You: so i went up to go get it but then the proprieter said to me, and i dont think ill forget this in my life guess how many grams of salt are in this jar to win the coupon for free You: ij was elateed You: i know everything about salt so naturally Stranger: Okk good night You: i was able to guess it right within 6 seconds of looking at it You: the guys jaw dropped i tell you Stranger: Mhm You: his long walk of shame to the back of the stand was worsened by my jeering at his embarrasment You: he thought he could fool me You: but as we all know, no one can fool Nathan Clorman You: the master of the salinated seadogs You: actually made a culinary club at my old school funny thing You: it filled up within like a week because there were so many people that wanted it to be a thing You: well unfortunately not everybody there was fond with my likeness to salt You: i always brought meals that were extra salty, like at least 80 salt content Stranger: Okk You: long story short, 2 police calls and an ambulance trip later, the club was closed down You: it was the saddest day of my career You: the sponsor of the club even told me to get some mental help You: j was a little confused after all that You: didnt know where to go, or who to go to You: then, i met him Yo le was the person that changed my life Yo reddy Horbit You: think that he was born in Sudan You: he never told me but i got some clues You: Anyway, he was also really into food You: and out of salty, sweet, sour, and savoury, guess which flavour he liked most You: i was never happier in my life to hear the news You: had him cook a meal for me after we got acquainted You: never turned back You: there had to be more than 85 salt in the Crepes de la tomato that he prepared You: kissed him right smack on the lips, and he stood back, in astonishment You: he said to me what the fuck. dont know if ican ever forget the emotions in his face You: Either way, i told him that i never met someone in my life that liked that amount of salt as i did You: He looked at me, eyebrow arched, and nostrils flared You: and sighed Stranger: Ok You: it mustve been the longest sigh iver ever heard You: He apparently was also looking for that kind of person
1c0547b50301f479
YouTube
20220225211513
Stranger: Image attached: Peter in yoga pants, a cute sweat shirt reading princess and a bow in his hair love when they leave. -PP (wrong number) You: Youre really cute :) -WW Stranger: Thanks... -PP. You: Im going to assume this wasnt for me, though. - Ww Stranger: No it was for my friend... -PP You: Oh, well.. should let you go then. You look cute. Have fun with your friend. -WW Stranger: Wait. -PP You really think look nice? -PP You: Yeah, genuinely, think you look cute and nice. think you rock the outfit wonderfully. WW Stranger: Oh. -PP Even though Im um... mean. Theyre generally female clothes. -PP Stranger: Oh. -PP Even though Im um... mean. Theyre generally female clothes. -PP You: Yeah, know. still think its cute. mean, why would you put a label on clothes? Theres no point. - Ww Stranger: like being a girl sometimes... -PP You: Yeah? You feel like a girl sometimes? -WW Stranger: Yeah. And sometimes a boy. And sometimes nothing... -PP probably sound crazy. -PP You: No, dont think you sound crazy at all. WW I think its fascinating, honestly. My friend is trans, think its really cool. -WW Stranger: What? Im not trans... -PP You: Im not saying you are or putting a label on you.. Im just saying, its kinda similar. -WW Stranger: How? -PP You: Like feeling like a different gender than what was given to you at birth. -WW Stranger: But feel like a boy sometimes. -PP You: Im not an expert, especially since dont know you. Maybe you should do research? -WW Stranger: Yeah guess probably should...PP You: could ask my friend too, if you want? -WW Stranger: Could you? -PP You: Ill text him now. -WW You: delayed He said gender fluid maybe? -WW Stranger: Gender fluid? -PP You: Yeah, you should do research. Neither of us are genderfluid, so maybe if you seek out someone who is? -WW Stranger: dont know anyone... -PP My dads are gay but not... trans or anything., -PP You: Maybe try the intemet? Youtube and that shit. - Ww Stranger: Yeah. Yeah Ill do that... -PP You: My friend said maybe trigender too.. -WW Stranger: Trigender? -PP This is a lot of new. -PP You: Just look up one at a time, see which one, if either, fit what you feel. WW Yeah, sorry. -WW Stranger: No its fine. Thank you. -PP You: Okay, let me know if anything helps. can try to help you as much as possible. -WW Stranger: a few hours later Trigender makes sense. - PP You: Does it? Thats good. So, you think you identify as that? -WW Stranger: think. -PP Not that it matters. -PP You: No, agree. You dont have to put a label on it if you dont want to. -WW Stranger: No thats not what mean. -PP You: What do you mean then? -WW Stranger: can never show the other parts of me. -PP You: To your dads you cant? -WW Stranger: Im scared. -PP Pops struggled coming to terms with himself being gay. PP You: So you think he wont accept you as anything other than gay or straight? -WW Im sorry, truly. How old are you? -WW Stranger: Seventeen. -PP Im also famous-adjacent. -PP. You: Okay, youre not too much younger than me. Im twenty-one. -WW Oh, shit. So if you go out in public, will someone Tecognise you? -WW Stranger: Maybe. -PP Im Peter. Parker. Better known as Stark-Rogers. -PP You: Oh, wow. Okay, well thats pretty cool. Well, nice to meet you, Peter. -WW Im Wade Wilson. -WW Stranger: Hey Wade... -PP So... dont show anyone that picture? -PP You: wont show a soul, promise. -WW You can trust me. -WW Stranger: Thanks. dont need a scandal. -PP Not about this. -PP You: Any amount of money could be offered wouldnt be worth it to me for you to be outed to the public or to your parents. -WW Stranger: Oh. Thank you. -PP Seriously. -PP was going to cry. -PP You: Oh, please dont cry. swear to god, Ill even delete the photo if it will make you feel better. -WW Stranger: Sorry sorry just... Im not ready to come out. was barely ready to wear a shirt and a bow. -PP You: Hey, hey. Its fine. You dont need to apologise to me, okay? Im still not even out to my parents. -WW Stranger: Out? Are you trans or something too? -PP You: No, not trans. Im pansexual. -WW Stranger: Ooooh. Well are your parents nice? -PP You: Eh, theyre alright. Kinda old fashioned. dont Teally talk to them much. -WW Stranger: ((who are his parents in this?)) Yeah... Pops can be old fashioned. Like said, accepting his sexuality was a struggle for years. And dont even know if either of them know anything about trans other than stuff like FtM and MtF. -PP You: (Oh, didnt really have anyone in mind. was just making stuff up.)) Well, Im assuming that Pops is Steve, and guess that makes sense. He grew up in a time period where it was illegal to be gay. Im sure you know this already, though. -WW Maybe if you try and bring up something in the news, like say a law gets passed or something. Tell them its for a school project to talk about it with your family. WW Stranger: ((Ah. Well since hes younger and its a little off canon anyways, what about Logan?)) You think that would work? -PP You: ((Ive honestly never seen any of the Wolverine movies. Please dont judge.)) Well, theyre your parents. dont know them, but dont doubt that it could work. -WW Stranger: (Nah its cool. Some fics have him as Wades Dad in a cute way)) guess... Im just scared they wont understand and things will forever me weird... -PP. You: ((Okay, Im cool if Logan is his dad, though.)) Yeah, well, maybe try to take it in small steps. Maybe Tony will help Steve understand. -WW Stranger: What if they dont though? What if its just / weird/. -PP You: Then its weird. You dont have to do it, Peter. You can wait until youre eighteen or you dont ever have to tell them. -WW Stranger: want to be able to feel like myself... -PP. Why does it have to be so scary? -PP You: dont know why it has to be scary, sometimes it just is, though. It sucks. -WW know we just met and everything, but would you want to come over or hang out or something? You can be 100 yourself in my apartment. -WW Stranger: ... Stranger danger? Haha. Im just worried. - PP You: mean, what if you and the friend that you meant to text met up with me and one of my friends. The four of us hang out, grab a coffee, whatever. Then aftera couple of months, you can just hang out at my place. - Ww Stranger: Oh dont want to put you out like that. -PP Ya know what? Ill just come over. You seem nice. Aaaaand have pepper spray and a pocket knife. -PP You: What do you mean you dont want to put me out like that? -WW Okay, if you want. Probably not something you would want to tell your potential attacker. -WW Stranger: Make you and your friend come down to meet me and mine. And then have to put up with me for fmonths/? -PP. Well... Shush. -PP. You: Oh, its not a problem, really. We would love to meet the two of you. Well, Im probably already going to have to put up with you for months, yeah? -WW Haha, sorry. Ill shut up now. -WW Stranger: What? No... not if you dont want to. -PP And is that the trans friend of yours? -PP. You: Peter, its fine. Lets just see how our first encounter goes, yeah? -WW Yeah, is that okay? -WW Stranger: Yeah... -PP Yeah its fine. Whats his name? -PP. Stranger: (did you send?)) You: Just call him Weasel. He loves it. WW You: ((Yeah, sorry. Did it send now?)) Stranger: ... Weasel. -PP (Yep!) Just. That doesnt seem like a nice name? -PP You: He didnt like it at first, but it just kinda stuck. dont know, dont question it. -WW Stranger: Alright... thats fair guess. -PP You: His real name is Jack, though. If you must know. - Ww Stranger: No its fine. just wanted to be sure he really did like Weasel. -PP You: Oh, yeah. Hes totally cool with it. WW Stranger: Just double checking. -PP You: Got it, you seem like a pretty good friend. WW Stranger: Oh. Thanks. -PP Im just kinda... mixed up guess. think Im an okay friend. -PP You: Mixed up? What does that mean? You arent mixed up. -WW Stranger: dont understand my own gender? Thats pretty mixed up. -PP You: No, its not. Its not your fault. This is just the way you are. -WW Stranger: Still. -PP Its just... hard. guess. You probably think Im a whiny loser. -PP You: cant even imagine how hard it is for you. That hasnt even crossed my mind, actually. WW Stranger: What do you mean? -PP You: dont think youre a whiny loser. think youre someone who is dealing with a lot and doesnt have a lot of people that you can talk to, and know how hard that can be. -WW Stranger: No one... My friend, MJ, shes amazing. But she doesnt.. she doesnt understand and shes accepting but she cant... -PP You: She cant understand because shes cis? guess cant exactly help in that sense either. -WW Stranger: No. Not because shes cis. Because she has had no exposure to anything LGBT before me. -PP Its hard for her to understand. -PP You: Oh, okay. Well its good that shes supportive at least. You can always talk to me about anything. can give you Weasels number too, so you can message him if you need anything. -WW Stranger: Yeah... -PP Thanks. Youre so nice for someone that met me like... a couple minutes ago. -PP You: Couple hours ago, but get what you mean. just think everyone deserves someone that is supportive. - Ww You: And understanding. -WW Stranger: But why? You could have just told me. Wrong number. Have a nice day. -PP You: Well, you caught my attention because thought you were cute, honestly. Then you seemed so shocked that thought you looked good in female clothes and just thought that you could use someone who was nice about it? guess? -WW Stranger: Youre literally like... the nicest person ever met. -PP You: Wait really? feel like you have a lot of negative people in your life then. can be kind of an ass. -WW Stranger: Well mean... my family is nice. But recently theyre super busy... And dont know. You have been SO nice. -PP You: Why have they been busy? A mission or something? Just am here to help out my fellow LGBT friends. WW Stranger: Ah... Alot of missions. A lot. And theres new people and... yeah. Well. Theyve got a lot on their plate. -PP You: Ohh, how fun. So are you home alone a lot? Im sorry. -WW Stranger: Yeah... -PP Which is good and bad, guess. -PP You: Yeah, nice to have some independence but would be nice to have your family.. -WW Stranger: It wasnt always like this. Im older now so guess they can do more... -PP You: Yeah, sorry. wish you could have them around like old times. You can come over whenever you want like if you just want company. -WW Stranger: Yeah... No one is ever here. still have to hide though... And have one friend. And shes great but she has a busy life too. And Im always sad... -PP Wow Im pathetic. -PP You: You should come over, maybe can help make you happy at least some of the time. Maybe you and can create a busy life for ourselves. -WW No, I dont think so. -WW Stranger: You sure you want my sad ass around? -PP You: You sure you want your sad ass around my sad ass? -WW Stranger: You dont seem sad. -PP You: Yeah, Im pretty good at covering it up. -WW Stranger: cover it up to my family. Im this happy ball of sunshine... That feels like death on the regular. -PP You: Yeah? Doesnt that suck? Im sorry, Peter. Ill try to make you as happy as can. Maybe two sad asses can make a happy life for the both of them. -WW Stranger: That sounds nice. -PP. wish we could run away together. -PP You: Well lets get to know each other a little bit better first... then maybe we can talk about running away. -WW Stranger: Sshhh. Lets pretend didnt sound insane fora second. PP You: Hmm? You didnt. Although, maybe itll just be best if you move in with me. Then we dont have to worry about shelter or anything. -WW Stranger: Yes! would love that. -PP Stranger: mean... want to cry because you seem like youd talk to me regularly...? -PP You: Oh, Ill talk to you every second of every day if youd like. mean, dont really think Im very interesting but still. WW Stranger: dont even care if you murder me at this point. Ill die feeling way less lonely. -PP You: Well, dont worry about that. Im not going to murder you, promise. -WW Stranger: Well even if you did. would die feeling better than have in a while. -p You: Thats so sad. hope you never feel lonely around me. -WW Stranger: Fuck Im crying. didnt realize how much needed human contact. -PP ((Gah! have to go but Teally really really want to continue. if youre interested send the log to lokitardis221bgmail.com ))
1c0cbfd6b3cf4967
superfamily
20170421013544
Stranger: ello You: Top of the moming to you! Stranger: lol Stranger: hows overwatch comp going? You: For now? Its not. havent had the chance to play as much recently. Stranger: oh Stranger: what system do you play on? You: 2 be honest jump around a lot. You mean my OS, right? Stranger: yeah Stranger: i mean like Stranger: do you play ow on pc or ps4 You: Really had no idea there was a PS4 version. That would have been good to know. Stranger: lol You: In any case, how are you doing? Stranger: i have a feeling youre a girl but at the same time you might not Stranger: idek Stranger: idk why buti can sorta tell You: People keep saying that. XD Stranger: xddddddddd Stranger: wanna play then? Stranger: ow? You: Only people on the Overwatch interest say that, though. Doesnt happen anywhere else. Stranger: lol Stranger: youre not gonna confirm that then? You: Forgive me, but cant play right now. Stranger: ;( Stranger: ill add you Stranger: whats yourname? Stranger: also how old are you? not that it matters You: Forget it, just read the first letter of every message I sent and youll get my username. ;) Stranger: rip Stranger: so you not gonna tell me then? Stranger: tht kinda sucks Stranger: no fun You: Fun? dont know what you mean. told you that youd have it if you read every first letter from my messages. consider that pretty fun. Stranger: you need a battle number tho lol You: Again, please just read the first letter of every message sent. You: Good god, its not hard. Stranger: TF2RIPOFF LOVE IT Stranger: OMG Stranger: YOURE A GOD You: XD Stranger: no battle number tho Stranger: dude youre legit a god You: dont play Overwatch. XD Stranger: LOL Stranger: WHAT A BISH Stranger: DUDE Stranger: YOURE GREAT You: Thanks XD
1c0dd3ec64f49314
Overwatch
20160919113028
Stranger: Hello You: suah Stranger: English? You: yesh Stranger: Michael Scott? You: its britney bitch Stranger: Shaved head Britney? You: umbrella britney Stranger: 1m not familiar with her umbrella work Stranger: Rihanna? You: she fucked up a vehicle wit an umbrella Stranger: Ooo that umbrella Stranger: Lets forget 2007, ok? It was a rough year for everyone You: damn u right You: was so fucked up dont remember 2007 Stranger: 2008... the first year Barack was there. RIP You: miss that man Yor herever he is You: come back Barack Stranger: Hes making a Netflix series Your is it you You: are u he Stranger: Sadly no Stranger: m just a basic white boy You: mood Stranger: Shook You: Obama is quaking in his loafers Stranger: That man does not wear loafers You: know but in my dreams he does You: Im just a girl who loves Obama Stranger: Maybe when hes like 80 lol Stranger: Stick a penny in his loafers You: Its bread. wit the inside carved out for ya feet You: fresh baked You: loaf You: ers Stranger: Solid You: tight You: is ur name Kyle Stranger: What year did you graduate HS? You: cuz what the fuck is up Stranger: Nope, no Kyle here You: 2007 but I dont remember You: playin havent graduated Stranger: Lol Stranger: When will you? You: 2007 Yor ut dont remember You: weird year Stranger: You for real 2007? You: no Stranger: Didnt think so You: mean, couldve graduated just dont remember Stranger: Are you elevating your sense currently with the use of medicinal herbs? You: Britney also smashed my head in with that umbrella You: dont remember
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Stranger: M You: you like pee? Stranger: Yess You: nice
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Pee
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Stranger: hi You: hi You: whos better? Lucifer or han solo? Stranger: is this a trick question You: yes You: they are both the bomb.com Stranger: like... Stranger: lucifer from cinderella? You: no i meant like lucifer from Paradise Lost Stranger: never seen either of these You: that Lucifer is badass Stranger: sorry You: Paradise lost is a classic english book Stranger: never read it You: bruh bruh Stranger: dont do a lot of reading or watching You: read some ancient crazy shit Stranger: eh i think im alright, for now You: whatchyoudoing Stranger: laying in bed rn You: ancient insane craxy nightmare stuff You: anyway You: good night
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memes
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Stranger: Nice eyes You: How old are u Stranger: 41 please stay You: j will bb Stranger: Sweet You: How ru Stranger: Very week thanks , and you You: im very hrny Stranger: Oooooo like that You: Lookin for a boi on omegl You: Do u care how old iam Stranger: Wish you wouldnt hide You: Im 14 You: Do you mind? You: hide because im ugly Stranger: Thats ok just fun You: You... dont mind? Stranger: You are Not ugly You: Can i see your face first You: ? Stranger: If see you, will do ANYTHING u want You: Noooco You: You first ;-; You: Are you dirty? Stranger: What do u wana see You: Your ass You: love a nice ass bb Stranger: If you quit hiding will
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