sentence1
string
sentence2
string
Ankit LOL said that Arnab is Modi's dog. This evening will be fun.
Ankit LOL ne Arnab ko Modi ka kutta bola . shaam ko maza http://aayega.lol 
Modi ji...this is not fare, you are spending 3 crores for a stage.. please think about it.
Modi ji .....ye galat baat hai jo aapn 3 crore ka stage lagwa raha han ..... please think about it
@singhlicious twitter is done.
@singhlicious twitter kam ho gaya hai :)
RT @101santosh1: @MUKESH42957410 @PandaJay May be you will be late in Prabhu's house but you will be enlightened
RT @101santosh1 : @MUKESH42957410 @PandaJay PRABHU KEY GHAR MIE DER PR ANDHAER NAHI YEAH SATYA H
I got it...
mujhe mil gaya haii.....
That's why i support kejriwal
isiliye ab kejriwal ke samarthan me aa gaye .
Now, we need to have a page for miranda house
miranda house ka bi page hona chahie ab to :-d :-p
@mishrashiv You are insulting elephant, by comparing it with him @nikhil__13 @Ra_Bies
@mishrashiv Mishra ji ise haathi bol kar haathi jaise achche jeevo ko gaaliya na de @nikhil__13 @Ra_Bies
@Singhlicious This is the truth, My lord!
@Singhlicious ye sach hai milord
@hitennarendra I stay lost these days, because my girl left and i was heartbroken
@hitennarendra aajkal hum khud hi ghum rehte hai.. Ladki chhod ke chali gayee. Dil hi toot k reh gaya hai
) @tweeting_pal
@Barn_sparrow Aapko doubt hai.. Apna phone number dijiye.. Abhi doubt door kiye dete hai
Lol! Very nice, i have done it many times too
hahaha very nice maine bhi kai bar kiya h .
RT @s_navroop : You got AC EMU, right !!! @HeadlinesToday : Suresh Prabhu's #RailBudget2015 disappoints Shiv Sena as ' Maharashtra didn't get anythi
RT @s_navroop : AC EMU MILI NA !!! @HeadlinesToday : Suresh Prabhu's #RailBudget2015 disappoints Shiv Sena as ' Maharashtra didn't get anythi
) ~ Ed
Yes Aero totally rocks
The sweet distributed on Republic Day was awesome!
gantantra divas ke laddu wah bhai kya baat kya baat kya baat . . .
Its old @integrated_me please keep distance.
meri purani hai @integrated_me isse door rahiyo
Mind and heart should always be open.
Dil aur DMaag hamesha khule hone chahiye.
@Atheist_Krishna If someone gets offended, just say "Don't feel bad, today is holi" @bhaiyyajispeaks
@Atheist_Krishna aur agar aaj koi kuch bola to "bura na mano holi hai" @bhaiyyajispeaks
When will @AravindKejrival fulfill his promises of our Janlokpal
Ab @ArvindKejriwal apna Janlokpal ka vaada kab poora kar rahe hai ??
@CescyJose When will the queen of my dreams come?
@CescyJose mere sapnon ki Rani kab aayegi tu?
Oh my God! 300 crore.
300, crore insha Allah
Same here, but i used to get 5 instead of 20 from mom.
same here bassss 20 ki jageh 5 milte the maa se . . . . :)
@Insane_chorri I would like to eat in Bhopal.
@Insane_chorri mein to Bhopal me hi kha raha
@GreySasquatch lol! You lost?
@GreySasquatch lol! Haar gaye?
RT @KejriTrolls: Modi ji, you might have sent somebody else to writte the exam. Can you answer the questions in the syllabus. Tell me!
RT @KejriTrolls : Modi ji , aapne kisi aur ko exam likhne bheja hoga . Syllabus se kuch sawaal mein poonchu toh ans de paaoge aap ? Bolo bolo ..
RT @fanthegame: He isn't just a star, he is my world.
RT @fanthegame : Vo sirf STAR nahi hai , Duniya hai meri ! Watch trailer https://t.co/8iFTZvjYPe #KheloFansKhelo @FanTheFilm @yrf https://t.…
Mornings are just like this, i like nights.
Subah cheez hi aisi hai, mujhe raat pasand hai
@bhavanakumari9: I like old people.
RT @bhavanakumari9 : Mujhe old man bahut pasand h
Guddu Brother! You did an amazing job, just like me.
bhai guddu . . kamaal kardi yr . . apne bhai pe gya h tu bilkul .
Aakash : Oh Boy, Jason Roy... Jason Roy: Shutup! Aakash #EngvNZ
Aakaash : Oh Boy , Jason Roy ... Jason Roy : Aakaah ChupRe .. #ENGvNZ
By eating any hot or cold, gives a sensation in teeth called sensitivity
kuch garam ya thanda khane se agar daanton me tez jhanjhanahat ho , to use sensitivity kahte hain . . . .
RT @sudhirchaudhary : Good to see Manoj Kumar at the centrestage once again! The original Bharat Kumar who brought patriotism to IndianCinema.
RT @sudhirchaudhary : Good to see Manoj Kumar at the centrestage once agn ! The original Bharat Kumar who brought patriotism to IndianCinema h
Is there no one to revolt against hike in petrol prices? @thewirehindi @PatrikaNews @ravishndtv #petrolPrice #GST
Petrol prices hike kya koi bhi virodh karne wala nahi bacha @thewirehindi @PatrikaNews @ravishndtv #petrolPrice #GST
It is mother's love, you insane!
kya kre maa ka payar h pagle :p
procrastinating
procrastinating .i need to get ready for the 6th district chicago police rally against violence .chi-town cheer will be performing .king dr .
@huh_watnow no matter how many times it is sent, it is less. @twinitisha
@huh_watnow kitni baar bhi bhejo kam hai @twinitisha
@Heerahee you are great
@Heerahee tu mahan hai
mom: why are you listening to plies early sunday morning ?me: *blank stare* *pause* my strip club name is mr .will-throw-it *walks away*
mom: why are you listening to plies early sunday morning ?me: *blank stare* *pause* my strip club name is mr .will-throw-it *walks away*
@MeetUunngLee brother, you are meeting me on weekend. that's it.
@MeetUunngLee bhai tu mil raha hai weekend. Thats it
@Aniket_bhau @SanikaRanade Are you feeling like laughing too much?
@Aniket_bhau @SanikaRanade bahot hasi aarahi hai tujhe?
@RowdyTalks its two in one
@RowdyTalks 2 in 1 hai
you were looking handsome and your kids were looking very cute. charming song. i enjoyed it.
Aap bhi bohot handsome lag rahe the aur baachhi bhi bohot cute thi. Charming song. Mazza aa gayi thi. :) :) :)
Kejriwal: what's the time? Ashutosh: sir 12:30 1/1 Kejriwal: what did you tell? tell again Ashutosh: now it is 12:31 1/2.
Kejriwal: Time kya hua hai? Ashutosh: Sir 12:30 1/1 Kejriwal: Kya bola, sahi se bol. Ashutosh: Ab ho gaye 12:31 1/2.
@Dhavalkate think, we should not speak good words.
@Dhavalkate soch., achhi baatein karni hi nahi chahiye
maybe its the case that mr.modi's jio internet pack is over as he is not tweeting #RightToPrivacy par @JhaSanjay @mukeshtiwariji @DwaipayanM
Lagta hai Modi ji ka jio wala pack khatam ho Gaya hai tabhi tweet nahi kar rahe #RightToPrivacy par @JhaSanjay @mukeshtiwariji @DwaipayanM
temple run --> an endless run for money good one :)
temple run --> an endless run for money gud one :)
relationship status: what is it?
Relationship status: wo kya hota hai?
this time whatever proof we ask, eventhough it is for the cm #Goli _ maar _ do _ unko _ V
Aur is baar jo proof maange " chahe wo khi ka #CM hi q na ho " seedha #Goli _ maar _ do _ unko _ V
@indiantweeter jain ration has become silent.
@indiantweeter Jain ration gap ho jaega.
you hurted us a lot today, salman. we didn't have these expectations from you. (but i also love you, salman)
aj apne hum sbko bht hurt kiye salman...apse ye umid nhi thi hum sb ko :-(...bt m also luv u salman...:)
Hitendra Katiyar Saharsha Keshkar Sanket Rathi Akhil Sharma Manish Chalana is bihari bengali?
Hitendra Katiyar Saharsha Keshkar Sanket Rathi Akhil Sharma Manish Chalana ... Bihari Bengali h kya ?
you are exempted. whenever you wish to meet, just tell me.
tere liye maaf, tu jab bhi aaye aur milne ka mood ho toh bata dena. @akshaykanitkar @MePurplelicious
@KyaUkhaadLega you beat ruthlessly for everything
@KyaUkhaadLega bhigo ke maarte ho har baat pe
#LiesMenTell they harrassed us, we kept working - Kejru
#LiesMenTell Woh pareshaan karte rahe, hum kaam karte rahe - Kejru
#santrampliji do think about 1 crore followers of india who are seeking justice since 681 days. #ProteinPledge #CriminalAAP #Trump
Kabhi bharat k 1 karode #santramplji k anuyayeeyon k man ki bhi suno jo 681 din se nyaya mang rahe h #ProteinPledge #CriminalAAP #Trump
money may not be there today, but it can be anytime tomorrow. - Baburao Ganpatrao Apte
Paisa kya hai, aaj hai kal nahi, parso hai - Baburao Ganpatrao Apte
faisal, why do you take so much time to get refernced to your fans?
faisal bhai ....itna waqt kyu lagate ho apne fans se mukhatib hone mein ..
what did guddu take with him in tri series and test series?
guddu tri series aur test series mein , kya lene gya tha ??
trump is trying to become leader of america, meaning this man will fight in the elections?
Trump banne ki koshish.. matlab ab yugpurush ji US Prez ka chunaav ladenge ?? God save America @angryoungwoman
it got radicalized automatically.
Khud ba khud radicalize ho gaya, bas baithe baithe
where are you sallu? its already 4:07.
Kitthe reh gaye sallu ji 04:07 ho gye
@ExSecular today i have ordered expensice items @OfficeOfRG
@ExSecular aaj to mehenga wala maal mangwaya hai @OfficeOfRG ne
even after laughing, i didn't get caught. #UpcomingSequels
Hasee toh bhi nahi phasee. #UpcomingSequels
RT @ImVKohlisAngel : @RainaKiGudia Too cute .... Thank you love ... Good night
RT @ImVKohlisAngel : @RainaKiGudia Awwwww cutuuuuu .... Thankuuuu love ... Good night
Dhoni should remind Faf abt IPL!! if youn want to play, get out. Hussey is back in the team !!! #justsaying #indiaVsSouthAfrica
Dhoni should remind Faf abt IPL !! Agar khelna hai toh out ho jaa !! Hussey z back in d team !!! #justsaying #IndiaVsSouthAfrica
)
@Sand_In_Deed sabko samaj me aaya hi nahi
@Pluuummm Its meaning is pi.
@Pluuummm Matlab pi hai
@village_waleits sabudani khichdi. See properly.
@village_wale oye Shashi sabudana khichdi hai . See prooerly
do I take a complemennt from @LoKarDi_RT? sigh! he never told any good about me!
iss @LoKarDi_RT se compliment? Sigh. Isne mujhe kabhi achha nahi bola hao
i think wearing weird clothes and chappals mean that we are innocent. train us with your own risk!
i think wearing weird clothes and chappals mean we are innocent.train us with your own risk :d
you slept with Karan Johar on odd days and with Bobby Darliing on even.
Tu odd pe Karan Johar ke saath aur even pe Bobby Darling ke saath soya karhttps://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/682871268610191361 …
bay area heads! i'll be on the piano at yoshi's san francisco this sunday playing with the one and only dwight trible.
bay area heads !i'll be on the piano at yoshi's san fran this sunday playing with the one n only dwight trible - http/URL
@sawlanis2 power of goons and jungle is on the verge of the end. just wait and watch #BJPAheadMGBDead
@sawlanis2 Gunda raj aur jungle raj dono samapti ki or hai..Bus dekhte jao #BJPAheadMGBDead
@zoomphatak this time it was very easy.
@zoomphatak iss baar thoda zyada easy ho gaya
then too, your sins will not be washed away kaju. https://twitter.com/KajuBadamChor/status/756433421576970240 …
Phir bhi paap nahi dhulenge tere Kaju https://twitter.com/KajuBadamChor/status/756433421576970240 …
Kejri is anxious because of Yogendra Modi is anxious because of Yogi Muslims are anxious because of Yoga.
Kejri Yogendra se pareshan. Modi Yogi se pareshan. Musalman Yoga se pareshan.
Fan: hail god Ram Anupam Kher: hail god Ram Fan: hail god jagdish Anupam Kher: why you do this to me?
Fan: Jai Shree Ram Anupam Kher: Jai Shree Ram Fan: Om Jai Jagdish Anupam Kher: y u do dis to me :(
@Atheist_Krishna keep this money and don't play the national anthem on the first nigh of my marriage.
@Atheist_Krishna ye saare paise rakh le aur meri suhaagraat pe national anthem mat bajanapic.twitter.com/Pg46hCOq4l
@supaarwoman leave it! don't snatch his job because of such a small thing!
@supaarwoman Chhod na.. Itni si baat ke liye kisi ki naukari mat cheen @ishaan21
@Ibleed_sarcasm the englishmen went. they left them @RichaMaddyBon @Prachiekins
@Ibleed_sarcasm angrez chale gaye.. Inke chhod gaye @RichaMaddyBon @Prachiekins
@ashutosh83B you gain after selling love. the people of delhi won't forgive you.
@ashutosh83B pyaar bech ke faayda kamate ho.. Dilli ki janta kabhi maaf nahi karegi
@someUSER common guys fix this please, i dont want this to end up how diablo i did .......: . (
@someUSER c'mon guys fix this please ,i dont want this to end up how diablo iii did .......: . (
haha the voice is loud, right?
Haha, awaaz zyada badi aati hai. Na?
@lady_gabbar money speaks
@lady_gabbar paisa bolta hai
#ModiKaBudget #Budget2015 #Indianbudget #SuperBudget there are 5 ultra major power projects http://t.co/4Qg5JfmqYN
#ModiKaBudget #Budget2015 #Indianbudget #SuperBudget 5 ultra major power projects http://t.co/4Qg5JfmqYN
uncle, she is a wife, not a keema pav. https://twitter.com/KTTMl4kZaS
Chacha jaan ye biwi hai keema paav nahi.pic.twitter.com/KTTMl4kZaS
then the amount of moeny in swiss bank also comes under #RightToPrrivacy act?
Phir toh Swiss bank me kitna Paisa Hai wo bhi #RightToPrivacy hoga ?
happy mahashivratri folks :) .. hail god shiva
Happy Mahashivratri folks :) .. Har Har Bole .. Om Namah Shivay
nothing is equivalent to moms.
nothing equivalent to moms .
@Rialisticme can you not see the happiness on the face of a poor girl?
@Rialisticme ek bechare ladke ki khushi nahi dekhi jaati tumse?
)
ladka gaming mai khoya hua hai....
PIB_India #UHF RT airnewsalerts : RT MIB_India FAQs on #RailBudget2015 - Procedure of approval of Rail Budget by Pa http://t.co/aU6k1nt9VG
PIB_India #UHF RT airnewsalerts : RT MIB_India FAQs on #RailBudget2015 - Procedure of approval of Rail Budget by Pa http://t.co/aU6k1nt9VG
@tweettabulous i did what my mind told me to do
@tweettabulous yaar man ki hi toh baat ki thi! LOL
He thinks that i am a girl. these type of direct messgaes come to me. https://pic.twitter.com/qIEfUNmtwL
Isse lag raha hai main ladki hu. Aise DM's aate hai mujhe.pic.twitter.com/qIEfUNmtwL
@DefucktiveHumor they are so scared that they are stopping the rally. what is the use now? #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra
@DefucktiveHumor abhi itna darr Gaye hai ke rally Rok rahe hai..Par kya fayda ? #NitishKaChehraDiveshSehra
someone copy his tweets. he is copying is own tweets. no one is retweeting. https://pic.twitter.com/sUyah8zReK
Bhai koi iske tweet copy karo.. Ye khud ke tweet copy kiye jaa raha hai.. Koi RT bhi nahi karta pic.twitter.com/sUyah8zReK
@akshaykanitkar no man, gujarat @BabaBakChod
@akshaykanitkar nahi bhai Gujarat@BabaBakChod
@FarhanKVirk sharjeel has no talent.
@FarhanKVirk sharjeel Motey kaddu ms talent bhi nahi hai
When Sagarika was brn doctor said "Congratulations and good wishes!!"
When Sagarika was born doctor said "Mubarak ho aur Shubhkamnayen bhi"
who all to love - official trailer - kapil sharma, arbaaz khan , eli avram & manjari phadnis http://t.co/XDhFJyi8jQ
Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon - Official Trailer - Kapil Sharma , Arbaaz Khan , Eli Avram & Manjari Phadnis http://t.co/XDhFJyi8jQ