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Everyone on TL is thanking their Moms..but your dad gives you money to have fun right? #ThankYouPapa
Everyone on TL is thanking their Moms.. Bhai aiyaashi karne ke paise to Papa hi dete hai na.. #ThankYouPapa
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@iamGunjanGrunge Tanmay jail ko hi kha jata
@BolshoyBooze So sad of Mr Shakthi because he never speaks out just like the husband before the marriage.
@BolshoyBooze Shakti bechara kabhi kuch bolta nahi hai, he is like a husband eve n before marriage.
Is it problamatic for you to see the phone?
Phone dekhne mein taqleef hai kya?
@balliawalebaba All good mate, now i'm drinking the tea just because of gods grace
@balliawalebaba bas badiya sab.. Upar wale ka sahara hai.. Abhi chai pee rahe hai :)
@rsairajeswari
@rsairajeswari Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat  Shine
hello senior,hows everything going on?
@Ra_Bies Hello saadu saahab (senior bro in law), ki haal chaal?
amazing my friend you made me cry with that one page,hats off to your creativity
jabatdast dost . . . . 1 page me rula diya yaar . . . . . kamaal hai . . . . superb nd hatss off to ur crearivity . . .
@MissKhushiSen i thought everybody forgot about it #SENTI
@MissKhushiSen mujhe laga sab bhool gaye honge #SENTI
where are you salman khan?
Salman khan kaha ho?
@MeetUunngLee she is a crazy lady.
@MeetUunngLee pagal aurat hai
atleast give it to someone who is feeling cold.
atleast jise thand lagti ho use de diya karo :)
hello sir i just want one chance to meet you.
Hiii sir , aapse milne kaa sirf ek maaukaa chaahtaa hu. ....
... now its going to come wait " @mehrishisumati : Once upon a time there was a hashtag #RailBudget2015 "
... abhi aayega rukiye " @mehrishisumati : Once upon a time there was a hashtag #RailBudget2015 "
@Ojasism bhai aajkal now days everybody has 4 cars.it would be fun to see helicopters being gifted in tv series.
@Ojasism bhai aajkal sab ke paas 4-4 car hai.. Ab to kisi series me Helicopter gift hoga tab maza aayega
can anyone update me about how many husbands of indrani have been discovered?
Aaj Indrani ka kitne naye patiyo ka pata chala.. Koi update karega?
@loveOKplease i got angry reading one tweet,nothing else.:/
@loveOKplease kuch nahi, ek tweet padh ke gussa aa gaya :/
I didnt ask for the cheapest .I asked for the best
cheapest nahi pucha. Best pucha hai.
see this the people of the world..https://twitter.com/Winkerbell_/status/661805356947927040 …
YE DEKH LO DUNIYA WALO..https://twitter.com/Winkerbell_/status/661805356947927040 …
this only gets sold these days brither.
Aaj kal yeh hi bikta hai bhai!
dhoni will someday break the ball.
Dhoni bhai ek din ball tod hi denge!
Brother leave something for tomorrow. RT @EconomicTimes #KejriwalTakesOath: I hope that India wins the World Cup
Bhai kuch kal ke liye bhi chhod de.. RT @EconomicTimes #KejriwalTakesOath: I hope that India wins the World Cup
missing that time .Happy New Year to all
missing dat tym . . . happy new year all . . . .
I love my girl evelyn at work she switched shifts with me on saturday:)
i love my girl evelyn at work she switched shifts with me saturday:)
Hi Congress, today do we have Rajiv Gandhi Janma diwas Free alcoholParty scheme?
Hi Congress, today do we have Rajiv Gandhi Janma Diwas Sabko Daru Free Party Yojana?
so creative you guys are creative :)
sooo creative . . u guys r awsummm . :)
very high level!https://twitter.com/Madan_Chikna/status/654533563803660289 …
Bahot hi undaa!https://twitter.com/Madan_Chikna/status/654533563803660289 …
@Alllahdin see this! pic.twitter.com/mf0QwulkQe
@Alllahdin Ye dekh! pic.twitter.com/mf0QwulkQe
@MirrorCracklin I didnt get the phone :'(
@MirrorCracklin mujhe toh nahi aaya phone :'(
whatever rahul gandhi does ,people will still think he is a Pappu
Rahul Gandhi kuch bhi kar le, log use Pappu hi samjhenge.
today this #windies will take home girls or boys .. :) #WT20 #WIvENG #AusWvWIW #WT20Final
Aj ya #windies larkia leke jaegi ya boys .. :) #WT20 #WIvENG #AusWvWIW #WT20Final
@Dipti1104 You are very bold.
@Dipti1104 bahut bold hain aap
RT @ShraddhaKapoor : the search for cine stars in #Atsu & #Zara ! #Haider #2ndOct @tanya1ghavri http://t.co/BznIyUfZ9d
RT @ShraddhaKapoor : Cine stars ki khoj in #Atsu & #Zara ! #Haider #2ndOct @tanya1ghavri http://t.co/BznIyUfZ9d
i dont get peace for a second and there's no solution for that.
Chain ik pal nahi " aur koi hal nahi " #Jio ni ~ Other operators 0
how do you all feel about moving presidents day to august ? august lacks a three day weekend . then make lincoln's birthday a day off too . #boom
how do y'all feel about moving presidents day to august ? august lacks a three day weekend . then make lincoln's b-day a day off too . #boom
@SrBachchan sir you have changed.you dont meet up these days.I waited outside your house for so long
@SrBachchan sir aap badal gaye ho. Aajkal milte hi nahi ho. Kitna wait kiya aapka ghar ke bahar
@akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies @Oinkoo Sunil, lets drink in the public.
@akshaykanitkar @Ra_Bies @Oinkoo Sunil, tu aur main Janta mein jaa kar piyenge
@tweetofdeb @twinitisha hasnt been taken , not worth it
@tweetofdeb @twinitisha nahi liya hai, not worth it
and there's free wifi over there too Lol.
aur free wifi bhi wahi hai. Lol
@AksharPathak u did well.
@AksharPathak jokeya .... accha kiya
guddu's father got emotional
guddu k papa toh emotional ho gye . . . .
@Vipul_tweets_ you dont understand sarcasm my friend @vivanair @Zahriano
@Vipul_tweets_ kya yaar, sarcasm nahi samajhte @vivanair @Zahriano
you are my light' ~Me, to sunshine
Tu hai meri kiran' ~Me, to sunshine
"are our girls lesser than the boys?"https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/813728641943293953 …
"Mhari chhoriyan chhoron se kam hain ke?"https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/813728641943293953 …
@BUnlimted awesome movies like Baby,Holiday,Gabbar can be done only by akki. #WeLoveAkshay @aamir_nation @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan
@BUnlimted Baby holiday Gabbar jaisi awesome movies akki hi kar sakta hai.. #WeLoveAkshay @aamir_nation @akshay_airlift @aamir_khan
RG : Mom I want to play "budget budget" mom : son ,now its the time to play women empowerment. RG: yaay ! ringa ringa roses #RahulOnLeave
RG : Mom mujhe budget budget khelna hai Mom : Beta , tumhare women empowerment khelneke din hai RG : yaay ! ringa ringa roses #RahulOnLeave
@kavitabika what did you get me from australia
@kavitabika Aus ke kya layee mere liye
@chatpatidiary why do you get annoyed by me?what did I do?
@chatpatidiary tum itne teekhe kyun hote ho mere saath? Kya kiya hai maine?
@Babu_Bhaiyaa @KyaUkhaadLega
@Babu_Bhaiyaa @KyaUkhaadLega Sir hamara kya hoga hum bhii na haar jaaen kahi
.@SRKswarrior1 when is the trailer of Dilwale going to come out?
.@SRKswarrior1 Dilwale ka trailer kab aa raha hai ?
why are u guys awake?
Kaahe jaage ho be?
@huh_watnow bad words
@huh_watnow chee chee gandi baatein
#GuessTheSong there are many betrayals on this path.
#GuessTheSong Bade dhoke hai iss raah mein
It seeems like spring season is going to start in bihar #NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrithttps://twitter.com/Bihar_ke_lala/status/660750933270245377 …
Aise aa rahi hai Bihaar me Bahaar #NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrithttps://twitter.com/Bihar_ke_lala/status/660750933270245377 …
@Atheist_Krishna this was a high level of stupidity
@Atheist_Krishna bahot hi uchh darje ka ghatiyapan tha yeh.
@iamkits yes brother and hot too :-D
@iamkits haan Bhai aur hot bhi :-D
this doesnt have any connection but its a good line,i am confused that whether he is a desi or videsi
iska koi connect nahi tha iske saath, magar achha line hai. Main confused hu ke woh bhai desi hai ya videsi.
@MeetUunngLee nope brother ,people cry over my tweets
@MeetUunngLee nahi bhai mere tweets par log rote hai
"even today i dont pick up a ball which is thrown" ~ Umar Akmal #TwistedBollywoodDialogues
"Main aaj bhi pheki huee Ball nahin uthata" ~ Umar Akmal #TwistedBollywoodDialogues
.@Arpita_joshi13 @e29ad41b95b341d just for u, lets stop hating. lets talk about love on your DM. Ok?
.@Arpita_joshi13 @e29ad41b95b341d sirf tumhare liye, chhodo ye sab hate. Aao pyar ki baatein karein DM par. Ok?
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@theamarjeet Haan bhai Ayesha ke sab fan hai
Journo: Laluji, why did you give birth to 11 children? Lalu: because i got tired safter that.
Journo: Laluji, aapne 11 bacche kyon paida kiye? Lalu: Kyonki uske baad hum thak gaye thay.
"this wouldnt have happened if uyou people hadnt made him the PM " - Shri Kejriwalhttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/718203194556432384 …
"Aisa na hua hota agar aapne Modi ko PM na banaya hota" - Shri Kejriwalhttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/718203194556432384 …
will your dad go for work tomorrow?go sleep.
Kal kaam par tumhare abba jayenge? So jao.
@CelkonMobile #CelkonCheers4India Oye Balle Balle 1 more four http://t.co/dCvJmecLqr
@CelkonMobile #CelkonCheers4India Oye Balle Balle 1 aur Four http://t.co/dCvJmecLqr
Everybody ate food and went out to drink.
Sab khana kha ke daru pee chale gaye..
its amazing,you should also watch it.then you wouldnt need alcohol
mast hai.. aap bhi dekha karo.. daru ki zarurat nahi padti phir
@Ra_Bies I just drank a littlr bit of it , i didnt steal anything.
@Ra_Bies Thodi si jo pee li hai.. chori to nahi ki hai..
what sir? its good ,bro
kya sir? Achha tha bhai
DrDhimantPurohi lol,Santa note down their names.
@DrDhimantPurohi ha ha ha, santa inka naam bhi note kar lein :)
@dwivedi_ji12 the debts of our country are still there because of people like this. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar
@dwivedi_ji12 inn logo se ruka hua hai desh ka uddhar #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar
Sir I am a big fan of u andthis my contact number:03356507139 ,Skype I.d: abdul.rehman6731 plzease contact me,myself abdul.rehman.sahabto
Sir me apka big big fan hu mujy apse call pe bt karni hai ek bar sir mera contact num 03356507139 Skype I.d abdul.rehman6731 plzzzz contact meabdul.rehman.sahabto
@narendramodi @arunjaitley " Sir consumer is not getting any benefit of this #GST rate cut, trader is rising base price and selling on the same price"
@narendramodi @arunjaitley "Sir #GST rate cut ka fayda Consumer ko nahi mil raha "hai trader base price up karke usi price par bechta hai
Everyone needs free entertainment, Damn this atrocious world! *wipes a tear*
Entertainment sabko free ka hi chahiye hota hai, haaye ye zaalim duniya *wipes a tear*
"Flying Mario" is far better than this generation's xbox and ps.
aaj ke latest xbox aur ps se zyada bhokal uss time " udne walla mario " ka hota tha
Got a chance... India won... #IndvsSA
Aa gaya mauka ... India won .. #IndvsSA
@Champ_Nikk Absolutely correct.. Bihar may get good days #GoodByeNitishKumar
@Champ_Nikk bilkul sahi..Bihar may achhe din toh aaney he they #GoodByeNitishKumar
c'mon
that's complete crap . @someUSER began and sadat were all about peace . bibi wants to use our military for free . @someUSER &lt
They made #SamajwadiParty in #Gathbandhan ....
#SamajwadiParty se #Gathbandhan to kar liya unhone ....
Poetry hit hard
Jor se poetry lagi hai.
Say talak three times @isaifpatel loudly.
tu teen baar talak bol dena @isaifpatel
Those people who wouldn't get sleep without FAN, should watch this movie, will get sleep.
Jin logon ko FAN ke bina neend nahi aati woh movie zaroor dekhein, isse unhe neend aajayegi.
Cash today credit tomorrow #MainBhiPunDit
Aaj naked,kal udhaar. #MainBhiPunDit
@KajuBadamChor Go take bath and come TheVacuumHead @ShraddhaKapoor
@KajuBadamChor tu ja naha kar aa @TheVacuumHead @ShraddhaKapoor
Are you that tomboy type girl, who confessed by a boy in the yesterday's post.
kahin tu whi tom boy typ ladki to nhi jiske bare me kal ek ladke ne confession post kia tha ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? lol
She wants to see my ration card.. We sent Bajtngi Bhaijaan from our home. She forgot that. https://twitter.com/MehrTarar/status/633331132810043392 …
She wants to see my ration card.. Apne ghar se Bajrangi Bhaijaan ko bheja tha.. Bhool gayee https://twitter.com/MehrTarar/status/633331132810043392 …
@The_Sleigher Britishers! leave India.
@The_Sleigher ANGREZO BHARAT CHHODO
@stfu_veer I deleted.
@stfu_veer delete kar diya
" #lol ... #Ireland batting has become like #Pakistan's batting #CWC15 #INDvsIRE "
" #lol ... #Ireland ye to tumhaari batting ka #Pakistan ho gaya #CWC15 #INDvsIRE "
Tears of happiness https://twitter.com/gauravyoo/status/801016899811282944 …
aansoo khushi kehttps://twitter.com/gauravyoo/status/801016899811282944 …
Haters will keep hating.. Modi will keep going... #ModiInDubai
Jalne walo jalte raho.. Modi ji aap aage badho.. #ModiInDubai
@Swt_Sadhana lets hope.. but i have meagre hopes @BJP4India @ANI_news
@Swt_Sadhana lets hope.. Mujhe to umeed kam hai @BJP4India @ANI_news
@BolshoyBooze :-O @White_Crimes you did this? Be scared of God. By the way your instagram photos are too good.
@BolshoyBooze :-O @White_Crimes aisa kiya tumne? Bhagwan se daro. Waise insta pe tumhare pics bahot zyada achhe hai :P
@MaryaamShakeel Today kohli alone smashed you, what if 125 Indians smash you? #IndvsPak
@MaryaamShakeel Aaj to #kohli tum logo ko akele pela hai , socho zara jb 125 crore log pelenge tab kya hoga ..? #IndvsPak
@sayshardik Ugh! My phone isn't getting network.
@sayshardik phone mein network nahi mil raha yaar
@oxymoronic_me Don't love. Why to get ruined? </3
@oxymoronic_me mat karo pyar, kyun barbaad hona hai? </3
My house was getting white washed, so i left my book at home :-d
sir hamare ghar me white wash ho rhi thi . isliye copy ghar pe reh gayi :-d
) heard that quote ' Jinke ghar kaanch ke hote hain wo dusron pe patthar nahi maarte ' Goes well with AK
RT @Ssaniya25 : @WriterIntrovert
.@HarshJ12 Do your own work.
.@HarshJ12 apna kaam khud karo.
He's my dad but.. We don't let him watch the whole match.. it's a pretty big feat . . lol
he's my dad but . . hum unhe pura match kabhi nhi dekhne dete . . it's a pretty big feat . . lol