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"Joey decides to help Pacey's mother throw a surprise 18th birthday party for Pacey, not knowing about Pacey's self-professed 'birthday curse'. The party goes downhill fast as Pacey's family makes Pacey feel worthless and everyone else feel uncomfortable. Dawson becomes upset when he feels that Gretchen doesn't want anyone to know about their new relationship and postpones their first real date to go to the party. Pacey and Joey again walk in on Dawson and Gretchen kissing, this time more passionately. Jen correctly suspects that Toby might be harboring romantic feelings for Jack."
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"[Scene: Pacey and Gretchen's place. Pacey is asleep on the couch, when Joey comes up to him carrying a cupcake with a candle in it.]",
"Joey: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you",
"Pacey: [groans]",
"[Pulls the covers over his head.]",
"Joey: Happy birthday, dear Pacey",
"Pacey: No. Go away, Jo.",
"Joey: You better make a wish before I set this couch on fire.",
"Pacey: My wish would be for no further acknowledgement of today's hollow, symbolic meaning as a milestone in the life of Pacey Witter.",
"Joey: Ok. Except, now that you've told me your wish, it can't possibly come true.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Look, I understand your naive enthusiasm, ok? I mean, what's the harm in celebrating a birthday? Everybody else does it. What you don't know is that every birthday I've had since I was 10 years old has been a complete disaster. I'm talking gut-wrenching, soul-searching, question-the-universe agony.",
"Joey: Well, at least you're not being dramatic about it.",
"Pacey: For example, my 12th birthday party, my first boy-girl party, I ate so much pizza and ice cream, I puked on Justine Sherman, a girl who I had a massive crush on. Remember this?",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: She then proceeded to call me Pacey pukey for the rest of the year, a quaint little nickname that my family picked up on and now resurfaces itself every year around this time to hearty laughs all the way around. Of course, it's probably not as bad as 16, the year that I threw myself a party and nobody decided to show up. That was good. Oh, yeah. I also failed my driver's test the same day. But neither of those will ever, ever beat 14, the day I was mauled by a dog. So, if you don't mind, this year I think I'll just skip it.",
"Joey: Hmm. No.",
"Pacey: Well, there may be one way that we could avert disaster-- if you and I were to spend a quiet evening alone, here.",
"Joey: I promise.",
"Pacey: Just you and me.",
"[She hugs hum and gives him a kiss and then looks over his shoulder and we can see the worried look on her face.]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Jack and Dawson are walking down the stairs carrying the supplies they used while painting the baby's room.]",
"Jack: So, you're grinning with anticipation for a certain date with Gretchen tonight, huh?",
"Dawson: I don't know if it's anticipation or nervous terror.",
"Jack: What's to be terrified about? You guys kissed, and she agreed to go out-- oh, no, no. I get it. I get it.",
"Dawson: What do you get?",
"Jack: Well, no, it's just--Pacey and Joey. Small matter of do they know yet?",
"Dawson: No, that's not it. I'm terrified because it's our first official date. I haven't seen her since the kiss, and there's a massive build-up. Pacey and Joey, if they ask me, I'll tell them. Gretchen will, too. It's really not a big deal.",
"Jack: No. It sounds like a great plan. Let me know how it goes, ok?",
"[Scene: Gretchen and Pacey's place. Pacey and Joey are sitting at the table eating while Gretchen is doing some stuff in the kitchen. Pacey is going through the mail.]",
"Gretchen: So, Jo, you got any big plans for Pacey's big you-know-what day?",
"Joey: Pace made me promise no big eventy stuff, so probably just a quiet night alone, me and him.",
"Gretchen: I can't believe he still thinks there's some kind of a birthday curse on him.",
"Joey: I know. Pretty ridiculous, right?",
"Gretchen: But what are you gonna do, though?",
"[Pacey stops when he comes to a letter]",
"Joey: What?",
"Pacey: Oh, nothing. I'm cool. I'm just gonna put some shoes on.",
"[Pacey leaves the room, and Joey goes over to Gretchen.]",
"Joey: What are you doing tonight?",
"Gretchen: What do you mean?",
"Joey: I'm throwing a last-minute surprise party for Pacey at your parents' house, and I want you to be there.",
"Gretchen: Oh, Jo. Bad idea. My parents are insane, and Pacey will kill you.",
"Joey: I know, but see, it was your mom's bad idea. She called me, and she was so excited and so sweet, and what was I supposed to say?",
"Gretchen: You could say no.",
"Joey: Yeah, but I said yes.",
"Gretchen: Well, this should be interesting.",
"Joey: Please come. I need as many friendly faces as I can get there. You don't have any plans, do you?",
"Gretchen: Plans? Tonight? Me? Oh, god. No. No. I'm pathetic. I don't have much of a life. Nope. No plans. Nothing going on with me.",
"Joey: So, you can come?",
"Gretchen: Yeah. Of course I'll come. You know, it'll be fun.",
"Joey: Good. Pacey is gonna kill me, isn't he?",
"Gretchen: Oh, yeah. You're dead.",
"[Scene: Gram's house. Grams and Jen are in the kitchen decorating some picture frames, while Grams is humming along to the music on the radio.]",
"[Radio playing music]",
"Grams: Mmm. I love this song.",
"Jen: What are you so happy about?",
"Grams: Well, I'm happy because you agreed to do these fun Saturday afternoon crafts. You know, when I was a child, my grandmother taught me how to do the art of decoupage.",
"Jen: Well, I don't think I'm so good at it.",
"Grams: Oh, that looks fine. So, what are your big plans for this evening?",
"Jen: Well, unfortunately, I've got, like, 5 more hours of community service, which means that my Saturday night will be spent chauffeuring a bunch of drunk kids home from illicit teenage parties. It's for this organization called \"responsible rides.\"",
"Grams: Well, that sounds like fun.",
"Jen: I don't know. I mean, all these lame hours of community service, and I don't feel like I've served the community once or learned a thing. It's just a big, fat waste of time.",
"Grams: Mm-hmm.",
"Jen: Ok. What is with you?",
"Grams: With me?",
"Jen: Yeah. Come on. You're all flighty and sPacey and-- my god, you are thinking about s*x, aren't you?",
"Grams: Jennifer.",
"Jen: It's nothing to be ashamed of, grams. When two people fall in love, it is perfectly natural to daydream about s*x.",
"Grams: I will admit I enjoy Mr. Brooks' company, but I most certainly am not in love, and, for the record, we are not having s*x.",
"Jen: Be that as it may, I have to ask, have you had the talk?",
"Grams: What talk?",
"Jen: The safe s*x talk. Grams, it's a prerequisite these days, plus, you gotta find out what this guy is into. I mean, it could be kinky. Could be S&M, toys.",
"Grams: Stop. Now, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to freak me out because you hate decoupage or because you hope to be grounded so you can get out of community service tonight.",
"Jen: Did you just say, \"freak me out\"?",
"Grams: Well, it's not going to work, because when it comes to safe sexuality, I've got my bases covered, and when it comes to decoupage, the more you practice, the better you get, and when it comes to community service tonight, you're going.",
"Jen: You are very sneaky, you know that? You just turned around that entire conversation without ever having to admit that you were daydreaming about s*x. I'm impressed.",
"Grams: I've learned from the best.",
"Jen: Well, that's true.",
"[Scene: The Leery Fish House. Gretchen is getting ready for the day's business, when Dawson comes in to talk with her.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Gretchen: Hello there, handsome.",
"Dawson: Hi. I came by to see where you would like to be taken on our date this evening.",
"Gretchen: Right. The date.",
"Dawson: Yes, the date. Don't sound too excited.",
"Gretchen: Oh, no. Of course I'm excited. I just, um--there's been a slight change of plans. You see, my parents decided to throw Pacey a surprise birthday party. Joey was gonna tell you about it, but I told her I would, because-- because we're going.",
"Dawson: Ok. Uh, not much of a first date, but",
"Gretchen: you know, I was thinking, actually, maybe we could postpone the whole first date thing.",
"Dawson: Why would we want to do that?",
"Gretchen: Well, look. You know, Joey and Pacey don't know about us yet, you know? And I'm not sure that his birthday party is the best place to come out of that particular closet.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but it's not like it's a secret.",
"Gretchen: Yeah, but nobody knows.",
"Dawson: Jack knows.",
"Gretchen: Nobody else knows.",
"Dawson: What, so that means we should hide it?",
"Gretchen: Well, no. I mean, not so much hide it, just not tell anyone yet.",
"Dawson: Ok, but in my experience, sneaking around is the best way to get caught doing anything.",
"Gretchen: We wouldn't be sneaking around. We're just postponing things.",
"Dawson: All right. Is this about Pacey and Joey, or is this about your family and you being ashamed to be on a date with me?",
"Gretchen: I'm not ashamed. Dawson, come on. You know my family. I mean, they're insane. Plus, yeah, this has something to do with Joey and Pacey. I mean, I think we need to be sensitive to them.",
"Dawson: Sensitive to them by lying to them? Gretchen, I've never known you to be anything other than straightforward. What's going on?",
"Gretchen: Look. I'm just not ready to go public with this. I mean, you can still come to the party and everything. I just",
"Dawson: Yeah, but if this is something you feel you need to hide, then it's something we shouldn't be doing in the first place. I'll see you tonight.",
"Gretchen: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: The Community Center. Jen is speaking with the woman in charge of the events, and they are talking about her chauffeuring tonight.]",
"Woman: Once you and your partner are on the road, we'll keep in touch via walkie-talkie, ok?",
"Jen: Mm-hmm.",
"Woman: Do you have any questions?",
"Jen: No. Think I'm all set. Ready to round up some drunks.",
"Woman: Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some paperwork to do. You're gonna be riding with this young man here.",
"[They walk into the hall and Jen sees Tobey standing out there. The woman, seeing that they already know each other, leaves.]",
"Jen: Tobey.",
"Tobey: Hey.",
"Jen: My, my. Look what the cat dragged in. What are you doing here?",
"Tobey: It's the best place to pick up boys, the drunker the better.",
"Jen: I hear ya. So, really, what are you in for?",
"Tobey: Sadly, I am actually volunteering here of my own free will. What can I say? I'm a good Samaritan.",
"Jen: Well, good for me. Maybe you can serve to brighten these last few lame hours of indentured servitude.",
"Tobey: Ah! I live to give.",
"Jen: Actually, you know what? There's this birthday party that, if we're in the neighborhood, making our rounds, we could stop by, and Jack is going to be there, and I know he'd love to see you.",
"Tobey: Oh, you think? We didn't exactly hit it off the first time.",
"Jen: Maybe this time'll be different.",
"Tobey: Jen, not all homosexuals have to be friends with each other, you know.",
"Jen: I know that.",
"Tobey: Plus, I'm still not entirely convinced Jack's gay. I mean, maybe he's just pretending for the social cachet, you know? The chance to be a rebel outsider.",
"Jen: Wait. Listen. Ok. I know that you guys had your differences, but Jack is a great guy. He's fun and funny and built like a Greek god, but, more importantly, he's lonely.",
"Tobey: Please. Tell me you're not trying to set us up.",
"Jen: I'm just trying to set you up as friends.",
"Tobey: Good, because I'm taken, and Greg is extremely jealous.",
"[Scene: Outside the Witter House. Joey is leading Pacey along the side of the house blind folded.]",
"Pacey: Where are you taking me?",
"Joey: And why would you be blindfolded if I was going to tell you?",
"Pacey: I thought that we agreed not to celebrate.",
"Joey: But, uh, I changed my mind.",
"Pacey: Well, do I at least get to guess?",
"Joey: You can have one guess.",
"Pacey: Perhaps a remote dock. You brought some candles and some champagne and birthday cake that you are going to feed to me by hand while serenading me-- off-key, of course, and[] whoa, dressed only in Victoria's secret lingerie, after which, you will lay me down under the stars and ravish me.",
"Joey: Close, Pace. Very close.",
"[She removes the blindfold and he gets to see where he is. He looks very disappointed that it is his family's house. They go inside, and find Mr. Witter sitting on a chair watching a hockey game.]",
"[Hockey game airs on TV]",
"Mr. Witter: Oh, you're here. Surprise.",
"Mrs. Witter: Oh, shoot. We missed it. Surprise!",
"[Mrs. Witter comes out to see that they missed their surprise.]",
"All: Surprise.",
"Jack: Happy birthday, Pace. Surprise.",
"Pacey: [Groans] ha ha!",
"Doug: Whoa. Hey, there's my birthday-cursed little brother.",
"Pacey: Ha ha!",
"Doug: Oh, I can't wait to see what disasters befall you on this joyous occasion. Well, let the games begin. Mom! I'm Hungry.",
"Mrs. Witter: Well, you are just going to have to wait a minute. Dinner's not ready yet.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Hallway of the Witter House. Dawson is on the floor wrestling with 3 young children, when Gretchen walks up to them.]",
"Gretchen: Hey, you need help?",
"Dawson: Ok, guys. Let's take this out of the hallway, ok? All right. Ok.",
"Joey: Did you see that?",
"Jack: Yeah. That's funny.",
"[They look over at some pictures over the mantel.]",
"Joey: Very festive, no?",
"Gretchen: Been there since Christmas '86.",
"Jack: Oh, that's cute. I didn't know you guys had a dog.",
"Gretchen: Had\" being the operative word.",
"Joey: What happened to it?",
"Gretchen: We don't speak of that. Join me in the kitchen?",
"Jack: Sure.",
"[Jack goes and sits down in the chair next to Pacey, who is sitting on the couch with his sister Kerry. Kerry reaches into a bowl on the table and takes some chips out of it.]",
"Mr. Witter: No wonder your husband left you, you eating like a cow. You know, on my 18th birthday, I was trudging through a jungle in Da Nang, a machine gun on my shoulder, 50 pounds of ammo on my back. Saw a lot of tragedy that day, but I celebrated that night with a gorgeous, 30-year-old Vietnamese beauty, several times, I might add. [Chuckles] now, that-- that was an 18th birthday.",
"Pacey: I thought you had to be 18 to join the army, pop.",
"Mr. Witter: You calling me a liar, son?",
"Mrs. Witter: Now, John, just because Pacey's not out there defending his country doesn't mean he's not a man today, and I know if there were a war on--assuming they'd take him-- he'd enlist tomorrow. Wouldn't you, honey?",
"Pacey: Sure thing, ma.",
"Mrs. Witter: Pacey, why doesn't Joanna set the table?",
"Pacey: Her name's Joey, ma.",
"Mrs. Witter: That's what I said.",
"Pacey: Course you did. Just kill me now.",
"[Jack tries to adjust the chair he is sitting in, while Pacey just buries his head in his hands. Mr. Witter looks over to see Jack.]",
"[Chair creaking]",
"Mr. Witter: Now, who the hell are you?",
"Jack: Me? I'm Jack, sir. We met a while back on a fishing trip.",
"Mr. Witter: Don't remember.",
"[Scene: The Dining Room table. Joey is setting the table, when Pacey comes in to talk with her.]",
"Pacey: Would you mind if I ask you just what the hell you were thinkin'?",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Pacey: You promised me, you and me alone, tonight. You looked me in the eye and promised.",
"Joey: Ok. Your family, out of the kindness of their hearts, wanted to throw a party for you for your 18th birthday. What was I supposed to say?",
"Pacey: My family could give a crap about me or my birthday. This is just an excuse for my father to get a little bit drunker than usual, have some birthday cake, tell me I'm a disappointment, and then pass out in his chair while watching when animals attack.",
"Joey: Ok. So they're not perfect, granted, but they're your family, Pace. Don't you get what that means? The least you can do is make a little bit of an effort.",
"Pacey: It doesn't matter what kind of effort I make. I'm still gonna fail.",
"Joey: Fail? Fail at what? Pace, what are you talking about?",
"Pacey: Nothin'.",
"Joey: Look at me. I promise you that we will get through this night together, unscathed, and everything's gonna be ok, I swear. Ok?",
"Pacey: [Sighs] How I wish that were true.",
"[Scene: The kitchen. Dawson is cleaning up some dishes when Gretchen comes in with the 3 children, and goes over to talk with Dawson.]",
"Gretchen: Hey, did anyone ever tell you you are the master at giving the cold shoulder?",
"Dawson: Uh, I'm not giving the cold shoulder. I'm just mingling.",
"Gretchen: Yeah, with everybody but me.",
"Dawson: Am I the only one who remembers our earlier conversation?",
"Gretchen: I'm just trying to forget it. See, I'm hoping that we can come to some mutually agreeable solution for our little problem. Plus, I want to kick your ass at monopoly.",
"Kids: Come on.",
"Gretchen: You guys ready to play?",
"Kids: Yeah. Yeah. Come on.",
"Gretchen: Well?",
"Dawson: Ok. I'll do it for the children.",
"[Scene: The Community Car. Jen is driving, while Tobey is sitting in the passenger seat, on route to pick up their first kid of the night.]",
"Jen: So, what gives? I'm still waiting to hear about this mystery boyfriend of yours.",
"Tobey: Greg?",
"Jen: Mm.",
"Tobey: Well, not much to tell, really. I mean, god knows why, but he is head over heels for me, and he's perfect. Jack's polar opposite, actually. Gorgeous.",
"Jen: Wait a minute. You don't think that Jack is gorgeous?",
"Tobey: Well, in a fratty sort of way, I guess, but Greg, he's jams dean, you know? I mean, brooding, tortured, deep.",
"Jen: Jack is brooding, tortured, and deep.",
"Tobey: I'll take your word for it, but Greg, he's perfect. I mean, he's blonde and beautiful, and he's been out since, like, the age of 12. Yeah, and his mother is a famous lesbian who teaches feminist poetry at Harvard, and he's totally smart and completely comfortable in who he is. He's just-- he's a man, you know?",
"[Scene: The porch outside the Witter house. Pacey is sitting outside on the steps, when Joey comes out and walks up behind him and puts her arms over his shoulders.]",
"Joey: You know it's not that bad. I mean, we've been here for 45 minutes without a major crisis and only 2 hours to go. At the most, 3. So, legally, you're... You're not allowed to still be mad at me for throwing this thing.",
"Pacey: I'm not mad at you.",
"Joey: You're not? So what's wrong? Why... Why are you so upset?",
"Pacey: Um...Well... I'm upset... Because, uh... Because I didn't... I just, uh...",
"Joey: You didn't what?",
"Pacey: Can we not talk about this right here? Do you mind if we just take a little walk?",
"[They begin to walk away, when mr. Witter comes out.]",
"Mr. Witter: Sneaking off to smoke some marijuana?",
"Pacey: What?",
"Mr. Witter: Come sit on the couch. I want to talk to Joey. Come on.",
"[They go inside and sit down on the couch.]",
"Mr. Witter: I just want to thank you for putting thoughts of college in my son's head.",
"Joey: Oh. Mr. Witter, while I'm happy that Pacey wants to go to college, I don't think I can take all the credit for that.",
"Mr. Witter: Well, I got to blame someone, 'cause Pacey's \"big dreams\" means I'm gonna have to finance another drop out's half-assed education.",
"Pacey: Gretchen didn't drop out of school, pop.",
"Mr. Witter: Oh, really? 'Cause I didn't realize working as a bar maid in a fish restaurant qualified as a university education. Then again, I'm just an uncouth, uneducated police officer, putting his life on the line every day for the people of this town. What do I know?",
"Joey: Mr. Witter, I really don't think Pacey will be dropping out. I think he's going to do great in college. Just you wait.",
"Mr. Witter: I appreciate the youthful optimism. My prediction: If he doesn't drop out he'll flunk out. It's a waste of his time and my money.",
"Mrs. Witter: Oh, honey. Just because Pacey flunked a class or 2 in high school, doesn't mean he's going to do the same thing in college. Right, sweetie? But I have faith in you, and I know that one day my faith will pay off. So, no matter how many times you let us down, sweetie, my faith will be there to pick you right back up.",
"Mr. Witter: Your faith and my bank account.",
"Mrs. Witter: Oh, John!",
"Mr. Witter: I'm just saying Pacey should set his sights on something he can accomplish, like refrigeration and heating repair. We always knew Gretchen was college material.",
"Mrs. Witter: Oh, yeah.",
"Mr. Witter: But Pacey... You remember when he was a kid and he wanted to be a veterinarian, and you always said,",
"Mrs. Witter: I always said, \"dog groomer, honey. What about dog groomer?\"",
"Mr. Witter: Exactly. Someone has to be the dog groomer.",
"[Scene: In the basement. Dawson is with the 3 kids by the couch, while Gretchen is setting up a special lamp of hers.]",
"Dawson: So what exactly is the surprise you guys are waiting in the dark to see?",
"Kids: Yeah, we want to play monopoly.",
"Gretchen: Oh, patience, little ones. I have something better than monopoly. Watch this.",
"[She turns on the lamp and the dark room is filled with tiny sparkling lights, as they all sit down on the couch to watch the lights dance across the ceiling.]",
"Kids: Whoa! Whoa!",
"Gretchen: It's cool, huh?",
"Dawson: It's beautiful.",
"Kids: Yeah.",
"Gretchen: My grandmother, your great-grandmother, gave me this gift when I was a little girl. And we would sit down here for hours, staring up at the stars. And she would tell us this story. It was about a princess named Isabella. You see, Isabella was a star dancer. And she was meant for a life dancing amongst the stars. And she was blessed because she could fly from star to star. But she was cursed, too. Because for every star she'd visit, there'd be another one she left behind. And that was her plight. Forced to live eternity dancing amongst the stars, free as a bird...But alone. It's tragic, huh?",
"Dawson: Not really. Think of all the stars she got to visit and how much better she made the lives of the people she met there.",
"Gretchen: But Dawson, she leaves.",
"Little boy: If Isabella visits, I don't want her to leave.",
"Gretchen: Oh, you don't, huh?",
"Kids: Me, either. Me, either.",
"Mrs. Witter: Kids, come wash up for dinner!",
"Kids: Aw,",
"[Scene: Upstairs in the living room. Mr. Witter is still watching hockey as Pacey stands in the hallway watching everyone, with a disappointed look on his face. Joey walks up to join him.]",
"Mr. Witter: What's wrong with you, ref?",
"Joey: Don't believe them, Pace. You are gonna go to college and do amazing, you know that? There's nothing that they can say about it. Gonna shock them all. I know you are.",
"Pacey: Well, what if I don't? What if they are 100% correct, and I am simply too stupid to do anything worthwhile with my life?",
"Joey: What are you talking about? Pace, what's going on? This can't just be about your birthday.",
"Pacey: No, it's not just about my birthday. Let's take this to the basement, huh?",
"[They go downstairs and turn on the light, but are shocked to find Dawson and Gretchen making out on the couch.]",
"Joey: Wrong room.",
"[Pacey turns and leaves and Joey follows after her.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The dining room table. Everyone is seated around the table, as Mrs. Witter brings out the food.]",
"Mrs. Witter: Ok, everybody... In honor of Pacey's birthday, I have made his favorite: Chipped beef on toast.",
"Pacey: Nope! That's Dougy's favorite. Mine's spaghetti and meatballs.",
"Mrs. Witter: Nah-ah-ha. When you were a little kid you always begged me to make you chipped beef on toast.",
"Pacey: That's right. I forgot. I always pretended to hate chipped beef on toast, in a vain attempt to mask my true feelings of love.",
"Doug: I love chipped beef on toast.",
"Pacey: We've established that, Doug. Thanks for the input.",
"Mrs. Witter: Oh, nuts. You know what I forgot?",
"Pacey: Spaghetti and meatballs.",
"Mrs. Witter: Ketchup. Joanna, will you go grab the ketchup? It's in the, uh, fridge.",
"Joey: Sure.",
"Mr. Witter: Dig in, everybody. Here, honey.",
"Doug: Mmm!",
"Mrs. Witter: Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!",
"[Scene: The kitchen. Dawson quickly follows Joey in to try and talk about what just happened.]",
"Dawson: Joey, hey, uh... Look, I'M...I'm really sorry that you had to find out about it like that. I don't want you to be upset.",
"Joey: So, what... Are you guys like, dating now?",
"Dawson: Well, uh, we... This was going to be our first date, but plans changed.",
"Joey: But you are a couple?",
"Dawson: Uh, we haven't really defined our relationship yet.",
"Joey: But it is a relationship?",
"Dawson: I don't know.",
"[Joey leaves and Gretchen enters.]",
"Gretchen: Listen, um...",
"Joey: Oh! Found it. Excuse me.",
"Gretchen: What the hell do we do now?",
"Dawson: Um...I don't know. But I think we can probably move beyond the \"should we/shouldn't we tell them\" question. By the way, she thinks we're a couple now.",
"Gretchen: Well, did you tell her we were a couple?",
"Dawson: Um...No, I told her we had a date.",
"Gretchen: So, you told her we were dating.",
"Dawson: I told her we hadn't defined the relationship yet.",
"Gretchen: And what did she say?",
"Dawson: She said, \"but it is a relationship.\"",
"Gretchen: Is it a relationship?",
"Dawson: I know what I think. I want to know what you think.",
"Gretchen: I--I don't know what I think.",
"Dawson: Well, I think that this was never about Pacey or Joey or your family or coming out of any closets. I think this is about you, and I think you need to figure out what you want.",
"[Dawson leaves and Pacey enters.]",
"Gretchen: Ok, let's talk about it.",
"Pacey: No, let's not. Today is not the day, Gretchen. I mean, any other day that I was to find you making out on the basement floor with Dawson, of all people, I would probably freak out. And then we would have words. But not today. Today, I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to think about it, in fact, I'd like to pretend it never even happened, 'cause frankly, I got bigger problems on my mind.",
"Gretchen: Which are?",
"Pacey: A conversation that I am supposed to have with Joey that will impact the entire rest of our relationship. Not to mention, explain why I've been in such a state of utter despair today.",
"Gretchen: Pacey, what are you talking about?",
"Pacey: You know what my advice to you would be? To just stick to your own dramas, because they are much more entertaining.",
"Gretchen: Pacey... [Sigh]",
"[Scene: The Community car. Jen and Tobey are driving various groups home. First a young buy, and then 2 girls, one obviously wasted.]",
"[hysterical laughter]",
"Guy: And then...Then I realized that she doesn't love me. She loves him, huh? That's why she was having s*x with him in...In the bathroom!",
"Girl: There's gonna be beer bongs, keg stands, body shots. You got to come.",
"Jen: You know, I think that maybe we should get your friend home.",
"Girl: No, she's fine.",
"Girl 2: I think I'm gonna hurl.",
"Jen: Oh, no!",
"[Scene: The Witter Family Room. Pacey is opening the gifts that they have brought him.]",
"Everyone: Whoo...",
"Kerry: It's an ashtray.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Thank you, I've been meaning to take up smoking.",
"Mr. Witter: Uh, that one's from me.",
"[Mr. Witter points to a large package, which Pacey opens.]",
"Pacey: Fireworks.",
"Everyone: Ooh! Ahh!",
"Pacey: It's just what I've always wanted. Thanks, pop.",
"Mrs. Witter: You know, I, uh, recently read an article in, uh, ladies home journal, that said a fun way to bond with your kids, uh, on their birthday, was to recall a favorite memory from their childhood.",
"Pacey: Oh, joy.",
"Mrs. Witter: I guess I'll go first. And, uh, my memory would have to be when Pacey was a baby. It was such a relief to finally have a late bloomer. Never bothered anybody. Used to fall asleep in cardboard boxes.",
"Doug: That's right.",
"Kerry: And then there was the time we almost left Pace at 31 flavors.",
"Doug: I remember that, yeah. We were practically driving away when this lady flagged us down with Pacey just wailing in her arms. I swear, we would have driven home before we realized he was even gone. I'll tell you, he was so upset that he peed his pants. That's right. Your uncle, he peed his pants!",
"[Everyone laughs]",
"Pacey: Thanks for that one, Doug.",
"Doug: You like that, huh? Uncle peed his pants.",
"[Gretchen, seeing his discomfort, tries to help.]",
"Gretchen: You know my favorite Pacey memory? When I was in fifth grade, there was this bully named Max Brody. And he was the meanest kid you'd ever want to meet. And one day, he pushed me off the swing set. Hard. I, um, I split my lip open. And Pacey, who was in second grade at the time, was sitting over in the sand box. And when he saw max push me, I've never seen anybody run so fast. And he just started punching and kicking him, screaming, \"stay away from my sister!\" But that's Pacey. The bravest guy I know.",
"Mr. Witter: Brave and foolish. As I recall, Pacey came home crying because that bully beat the pulp out of him.",
"Mrs. Witter: I remember that.",
"Kerry: What about the time that Pacey got up at 5:30 in the morning and decided to make pancakes for the whole entire family?",
"Pacey: Come on! [Pacey buries his head ion his hands.]",
"Kerry: But he set the kitchen on fire and scraps died of smoke inhalation.",
"[Mr. Witter leans forward to tell a tale.]",
"Mr. Witter: All right. I have a Pacey story",
"Pacey: Oh, enough! Enough. Look as much as I love being publicly eviscerated on my own birthday, I think we can all guess what the theme of this happy anecdote is going to be: Pacey messes up yet again. Am I right? Pacey kills the dog. Or pees his pants, or pukes, or gets the pulp beaten out of him. But you know what else the theme might be? The theme of every birthday I've ever had. Well, the theme of my entire life, for that matter. No one gives Pacey a break. Everybody expects the absolute worst out of Pacey. Pacey gets the short end of the stick. Pacey gets fireworks and an ashtray, and chipped beef on toast for his birthday, and endlessly harassed because how dare he want to go to college so he can possibly get out of this place? But you know what, dad? You and your wallet can breathe easy, because I don't think I could go to college even if I wanted to, because I found out today that the only school I thought would take me, my fallback school, rejected me. So I'm not going to college. So I guess, at the end of the day, you guys are right. I'm going to end up exactly where you thought I would. A complete and utter failure.",
"[Pacey storms out of the room and goes to the front door and opens it. Only to find Jen and Tobey standing outside it.]",
"Jen & Tobey: Happy birthday to you...",
"[He pushes past them and leaves the house, as Joey tries to follow.]",
"Joey: Pace!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The front door. Dawson grabs his coat and walks over to it, while Joey is putting her coat on.]",
"Joey: What are you doing?",
"Dawson: I'm going with you.",
"Joey: Dawson, I think I n handle this on my own.",
"Dawson: Uh, you don't have a car. Pacey took yours. Come on. Let me take you.",
"Joey: Fine.",
"Mrs. Witter: Janet...",
"[Scene: Standing in a hallway. Gretchen and Jen are talking when Jack comes up to them carrying some cake. Tobey is standing next to the front door.]",
"Jack: Jen. Cake. You look hungry.",
"Jen: Thank you. You've had some, right?",
"Gretchen: Yeah.",
"Jack: Excuse me. [Walks over to Tobey] Toby. What are you, uh... What are you doing here?",
"Tobey: Why, I'm, uh... I'm here to make you uncomfortable, of course.",
"Jack: I'm not...I'm not uncomfortable. It's... You know... So...How, how's the club going?",
"Tobey: You mean, uh... The gay club. Where all the gay kids hang out and be gay together? It's, um, it's doing smashing. And, uh, what about that club of yours? Um, what's it called? Self-hatred and denial. How's that going, Jack?",
"Jack: Yeah. Excuse me.",
"[Scene: The Mitch mobile. Dawson is driving Joey around in an attempt to find Pacey.]",
"Joey: Um... For the record, Dawson, I can honestly say that I don't care right now if you and Gretchen are a couple, or if you're dating, or if you're in a relationship, or if you're just periodically groping each other. I mean, you guys can run off to Vegas and elope for all I care, I have much bigger things on my mind right now.",
"Dawson: Well, good, because I have no idea if we're dating or a couple or in a relationship, because she won't tell me. And every time I get close to finding out, she freaks.",
"Joey: Well, that's the Witters for you, Dawson. In relationships they tend to keep their emotions close and their weaknesses even closer, and it's not because they don't care, it's just... It's because they care so much. And...Well, the good news is, is that eventually they always tell the truth. However, it's often after you've... After you've selfishly ignored all the signs that they've been suffering.",
"Dawson: Joey, it's not your fault Pacey didn't get into college.",
"Joey: I know, but it's my fault that he thinks that he disappointed me, because I said that he'd definitely get in.",
"Dawson: There's the potters for you. They tend to believe in people more than they believe in themselves. It's a real character flaw.",
"Joey: Yeah, we should probably just go back. I don't think we're ever going to find him out here.",
"[Scene: The Capeside Marina Docks. Pacey is sitting on a box at the end of the pier and he is shivering because he isn't wearing a coat, when Mr. Witter walks up from behind him, carrying a coat.]",
"Mr. Witter: Hey.",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Mr. Witter: Thought you might be needing this.",
"Pacey: Thank you.",
"Mr. Witter: Here. [Hands him some gloves and sits down next to him.]",
"Pacey: How the hell did you know where I was?",
"Mr. Witter: I didn't. The station got a call from a house boat about a creepy guy lurking on the dock.",
"Pacey: Oh.",
"Mr. Witter: So what are you doing lurking on the dock?",
"Pacey: Just want to be close to the water.",
"Mr. Witter: You know, I never told this to anyone... And I will personally hunt you down if you breathe it to a soul. But I got rejected the first time I applied to the police academy.",
"Pacey: You did?",
"Mr. Witter: Yep. Let me tell you, Pacey, it was devastating.",
"Pacey: I know I'm not college material, pop. But I just really, really wanted it.",
"Mr. Witter: Now, look, son. I--I know that I've been hard on you about school, and, uh... It's not because I don't think you're good enough to go or to get in. Pacey, I just don't know if it's the right thing for you. I don't know if it's ever been right for you. But ask me if I think that you're meant to do great things... And by the way, I never did get to tell my \"remembering Pacey\" story. It was about your tenth birthday, and... I got you fireworks. And you said it was the best present you ever got. And we set them off out back, down by the water, and you... You were really happy, Pacey. And so, I was, too.",
"[Scene: The Community car. Jen and Tobey are getting ready to call it a night and are heading back.]",
"Jen: What would you think if I made this \"responsible ride\" activity a regular thing?",
"Tobey: What? This from the cynical Jen Lindley. I guess nothing is truly as it seems, huh?",
"Jen: Kind of like, um, you were really mean to Jack because your whole beau \"Greg\" is just a fabrication.",
"Tobey: What?",
"Jen: Toby, it's fine, ok? I mean, I know that you like Jack. Why else would you have gone so far out of your way to be mean to him tonight? And why would you have invented this fictional character? I--I mean, come on. A jams dean clone? Oh, with a, with an award-winning poet lesbian for a mom? I mean, it's too good to be true.",
"Tobey: Yeah, but it was good.",
"Jen: When you dream, you dream big, huh? Listen, my advice would be, um... If you are interested in Jack and...The... Well, the best way to get in his life is to be his friend, and that requires being nice. Now, I--I know this may be a new concept to you, but I think that you might find it effective.",
"Tobey: You are...You are such a bitch.",
"Jen: Right back at you.",
"Tobey: Hmm.",
"[Scene: Outside the Witter house. Pacey and Mr. Witter are walking up to it, and there are no lights on inside the house.]",
"Mr. Witter: Well, that's odd. Where'd everybody go?",
"Pacey: My guess would be the red lobster. To wash away all memory of mom's chipped beef on toast.",
"[Laughs]",
"[They go inside, and everyone jumps out.]",
"everyone: Surprise! Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Pacey happy birthday to you",
"[everyone cheers]",
"[Scene: Outside in the back yard. Dawson is sitting alone in front of a bonfire, when Gretchen walks up from behind carrying some wood.]",
"Gretchen: You know, I've been thinking. You're right. Tonight...It wasn't about my family, or Pacey and Joey. It was about me. See, I know how I feel about you, Dawson. But I'm scared, because...Because, what if I leave soon? I want to have this thing. Whatever it is with you... I'm afraid I'll hurt you when I go.",
"Dawson: But Gretchen, I'm leaving, too. At the end of the year. That's not the point. The point is right now. And right now, you're here. And so am I. So let's make the most of this, and not be afraid.",
"Gretchen: Sometimes I don't know if you're wise or just naive.",
"[Both laugh]",
"Gretchen: But I think it's wise. The real question is, how did you get to be so fearless?",
"Dawson: I want Isabella's story to have a happy ending.",
"Gretchen: Me, too.",
"[They kiss each other very passionately.]",
"[Scene: The back porch. Pacey is looking out at his family in the back yard having a great time, when Joey walks up from behind him.]",
"Joey: Hey, Pace.",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Joey: Sorry I threw you such a bad party.",
"Pacey: Naw, that's not your fault. It's the curse.",
"Joey: I know how you must be feeling. You don't have to feel that way. Because one... One rejection isn't anything. It's definitely not the end of the world.",
"Pacey: It's not really about the rejection. That just makes it real. You and I are just on opposite paths, Jo. On different roads. And we are heading farther and farther away from each other.",
"Joey: I don't think so. I think both roads lead back to the same place. Right here. You and me, Pace. That's the one thing that won't change. Not if we don't let it.",
"Pacey: I got to be honest. This is getting harder and harder.",
"Joey: Well, then, we'll try harder.",
"Pacey: Mmm...",
"Joey: Hey, Pace?",
"Pacey: Yeah?",
"Joey: Happy 18th birthday.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"[They watch some fireworks go off, and kiss each other before heading down to join the rest of the group.]",
"[fireworks]",
"Kids: Hey, look!",
"[Everyone talking]",
"Mr. Witter: Ok, everybody up the hill! Let's watch the big one! Get ready for the fireworks. The big one's coming.",
"Kids: There they go! There they go! Look up there, gram!",
"[Everyone talking and laughing]",
"[Mr. Witter walks up to Pacey and throws his arm over his shoulder.]",
"Mr. Witter: Happy birthday, Pace.",
"Pacey: Pop."
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x12 | The Te of Pacey | bunniefuu |
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"The senior trip is coming up and Joey needs to get the time off from work - not an easy task seeing that Drue's nasty mother is her boss. However, she decides to give Joey a few days off if she agrees to go on a double date with Pacey and a wealthy girl named Anna Evans. During their night out, Joey starts to get concerned about Drue's offensive behavior towards Anna. Dawson has his own problems when he and Gretchen go out with her friends and he is surprised at the problems their age gap cause. Jack gets some positive attention from Toby."
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"[Scene: The Leery Fish House. Gretchen is talking on the phone to one of her friends while working behind the bar.]",
"Gretchen: Ok. I'll ask him. Ok. Tara, I gotta go. I'll talk to you.",
"[Gale comes up to her, not looking too happy.]",
"Gretchen: Sorry. She's a talker.",
"Gale: Where is table 9's cabernet? I asked you for it 10 minutes ago.",
"Gretchen: Oh. Friday night frenzy. We've already gone through 10 bottles of the Cakebread preserve, which means you're having an amazing night.",
"Gale: Which means nothing if we can't put the orders on the tables. You know, maybe if you weren't taking personal calls, you'd have time to get the other case.",
"[Gale leaves and Dawson comes up carrying a case of wine.]",
"Dawson: Hey. Took me a while to find it.",
"Gretchen: Great. Ah. Thank you. [She hands the bottle to the waitress] Table 9, A.S.A.P. Thanks. Ok. So please tell me that your mother is this edgy at home, too, that it's not just something about me that gets her knickers in a twist.",
"Dawson: No. It's called hormones. In case you haven't noticed, she's seriously close to poppin' out number 2.",
"Gretchen: Right. So it's not like it has anything to do... With...Well, us?",
"Dawson: No. You kidding? My mom loves you.",
"Gretchen: Yeah, me as Pacey's sister and her ever-trusty barkeep, maybe. Me as Mrs. Robinson, maybe not.",
"Dawson: Come on. 3 years does not make you Mrs. Robinson.",
"Gretchen: So that incredibly hostile vibe I just felt is not about us. Because... We're good. And...We're good together.",
"Dawson: I like to think so.",
"Gretchen: Right. Solid.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles]",
"Gretchen: so, I was thinking... Maybe it's time that you and I progressed to the next stage. You know, after a few weeks coupling, it's time that we actually go out amongst others and meet the friends.",
"Dawson: As in your friends?",
"Gretchen: Yeah. Aren't you a little curious to meet my friends?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Definitely. Someday.",
"Gretchen: How's tomorrow? Two of my best pals from college are swinging through to see this band, and I told them if it was ok with you that we'd go.",
"Dawson: Tomorrow?",
"Gretchen: Ok. Hey, I know that meet-the-friends night can be incredibly scary for the new guy.",
"Dawson: You actually refer to me as the new guy.",
"Gretchen: Oh, not me. Them. But that's why you need to meet them-- so they can get to know you. And then you can invariably wow and impress them.",
"Dawson: And if I only variably wow and impress?",
"Gretchen: Oh, then I dump you.",
"Dawson: Well. Very kind of you.",
"Gretchen: [Chuckles] Just be yourself. They'll love you.",
"[She bends over the counter to kiss him, when Gale comes walking up to them]",
"Gale: [Clears throat]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club. Drue is in the office talking with his mother when Joey comes up to it.]",
"Drue: Thank you.",
"Mrs. Valentine: I give you a lot of leeway around here, Drue. You want that to continue, you will do as I say.",
"Drue: You ever noticed the pushier you get, the more you resemble a Disney villainess?",
"[Joey walks into the room as Drue leaves.]",
"Mrs. Valentine: You want something, miss potter?",
"Joey: Uh... No. Actually, I'm good. I just stopped by to let you know that I was here.",
"Mrs. Valentine: This wouldn't, by any chance, be about that quaint, upcoming senior trip... Would it... The one where if you have any hope in hell of going, you're gonna need a Friday and Saturday off?",
"Joey: I'D...Really rather, uh, come back another time and maybe catch you in a rare moment of open-minded generosity.",
"Mrs. Valentine: This is it, princess. Grab it while you can.",
"Joey: You mean you'd actually consider giving me the time off?",
"Mrs. Valentine: Giving? No. Trading...Perhaps. There is this date tonight that Drue is going on with Anna Evans.",
"Joey: As in Dr. Evans, president of the club's board?",
"Mrs. Valentine: Anna is his daughter. You probably wouldn't know her. She's your age, but she goes to a much better school.",
"Joey: She's rich and important, so you're having Drue take her out.",
"Mrs. Valentine: Precisely. And I want you and that boyfriend of yours to go with them. You two are the perfect couple.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Mrs. Valentine: It's important that Anna have a nice time tonight. And if she does, the days off are yours. If not, you'll be working Friday and Saturday shifts for the rest of the year.",
"Joey: When should we be ready?",
"[Scene: Mr. Brooks' House. Dawson and Mr. Brooks are working on the movie, on Dawson's laptop computer.]",
"Mr. Brooks: How come you chose that clip instead of the Tuesday interview?",
"Dawson: You were more concise here.",
"Mr. Brooks: [Chuckles uncertainly] Well, whatever you like best. They're both fine.",
"[Grams comes into the room with a tray.]",
"Grams: You two have been at that all morning. Why don't you take a break?",
"Dawson: Well, I've actually got lunch plans, so... As much as I hate to stop...",
"Grams: I have to go get another bottle of Percoset. I'll be right back.",
"[Grams Leaves.]",
"Mr. Brooks: Before you go, kid, there's somethin' I want to ask you.",
"Dawson: Yeah. What's up?",
"Mr. Brooks: Uh, I can't get to the store to get my pills, and, um, Evelyn's been takin' me, and I hate it.",
"Dawson: Yeah, whatever I can do to help.",
"Mr. Brooks: Here. [He takes some documents out of his sweater and hands them to Dawson to sign.] Sign these. It's just lawyer talk... Legalese. Gobbledygook. Here.",
"Dawson: Saying what, exactly?",
"Mr. Brooks: Well, I designate you as my, uh, gofer.",
"Dawson: Oh.",
"Mr. Brooks: Gives you the right to go get my medicines for me... If you, uh... If you want.",
"Dawson: I'm flattered you ask. Yeah.",
"Mr. Brooks: Hurry up and sign 'em before Evelyn gets back. I don't want to hurt her feelings.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"Mr. Brooks: All right.",
"[Mr. Brooks quickly hides the documents as Grams comes into the room.]",
"Dawson: Be back in about an hour.",
"Mr. Brooks: Yeah.",
"Grams: Have a good time, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"[Dawson Leaves]",
"Mr. Brooks: [Sighs] Ohhh...God.",
"Grams: Mmm. Nursing agency called. They said they haven't received a check yet for next month.",
"Mr. Brooks: Well, I remember sending it! Damn post office. Enough to make anybody sick.",
"[He fakes taking the pills and hides them in his pocket.]",
"[Scene: Pacey and Gretchen's Place. Pacey is sitting on the couch, when Gretchen comes into the living room wearing a tight sweater.]",
"Pacey: Oh, no, no, no.",
"Gretchen: Are you offering a fashion opinion here, Pace? 'Cause you'll have to excuse me if I find your credibility in that department somewhat lacking.",
"Pacey: I'm offering a brother's opinion. Ok? And as a brother, I can tell you that that... Is not going-out-of- the-house outfit. It's better the bottom layer of something that could become a going-out-of- the-house outfit, but not until you put on a sweater or somethin'.",
"Gretchen: This is a sweater.",
"Pacey: No, it's not. A sweater is a big, baggy, shapeless thing that hides the human form. They're specifically designed for sisters about to go out on dates.",
"Gretchen: This isn't even a date. It's a group activity. Keira and Jessica are gonna pick me up any second. And what are you still doin' here, anyway?",
"Pacey: Well, I was just getting mentally prepared for yet another night of being the perfect boyfriend. It's a thankless job. Long hours, very few rewards. Not that I'm in it for the rewards, of course.",
"Gretchen: No. Of course not. True love waits.",
"Pacey: And waits and waits.",
"Gretchen: Is something up?",
"Pacey: No.",
"Gretchen: Because if something were up",
"Pacey: But nothing's up.",
"Gretchen: Well, if something were up and you wanted to talk about it---",
"Pacey: Then I would. I absolutely would. But I'm not going to because guess what's up.",
"Gretchen: Something.",
"Pacey: Nothing.",
"[Horn honks]",
"Gretchen: [chuckles] You are so saved by the horn.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Have fun workin' the boulevard.",
"[Scene: Outside the Mcphee House. Tobey is staring at the door trying to get the courage to go up and knock, when Jack comes jogging up from behind him.]",
"Toby: I should've known you're the type that jogs.",
"Jack: What type is that, exactly?",
"Toby: The country club family type. You probably play a mean game of tennis, right?",
"Jack: Huh. Golf, actually. Tobey, what are you doin' here?",
"Toby: I've, uh...Uh, come to proposition you. Relax. It's merely a turn of phrase. You see, I--I'm doing this thing tutoring kids with the Boston Inner City Reading Cunsel. We're desperate for anybody who can read.",
"Jack: Yeah, that makes me feel special.",
"Toby: Come on. Check your attitude at the door, and let's get serious for a minute. I mean, Jen told me you liked working with kids. Well, here are some kids who need you to teach them. You interested or not? It's that simple.",
"Jack: Tell you what I'm not interested in is a repeat of the soccer incident.",
"Toby: Well, hey, everybody at the counsel knows I'm gay. Nobody cares. It--it's not an issue.",
"Jack: Uh...I don't know. I don't think I want to get into somethin' like that right now.",
"Toby: Well, uh, if you change your mind, we tutor 'em in the library at Jordan Junior High. Uh, weekend nights, after 7:00.",
"[Door opens and closes]",
"[Scene: Outside the Capeside Yacht Club. Joey and Pacey are waiting for Drue and Anna to get there.]",
"Pacey: I know that you work for Satan's handmaiden and all, but does that really have to involve double-dating with her evil spawn?",
"Joey: You want me on the senior trip, don't you?",
"Pacey: Well, of course. You know me. I mean, I want you on a boat, ski resort, parking lot. I'm not choosy.",
"Joey: Look, Pace, just remember, we're not here to have a good time. Ok?",
"Pacey: I wouldn't even dream of it.",
"Joey: And this Anna person, whoever she is, she's the one having a good time. And no matter how high she registers on the over privileged bitch-o-meter, just promise you'll be nice.",
"Pacey: When am I ever not nice?",
"Joey: Pace... []",
"Pacey: What a good boy.",
"Joey: Mmm...",
"[Anna and Drue pull up and get out of the car.]",
"Anna: I don't understand why people are always honking their horns. Like, I don't know they're behind me?",
"Drue: Could it be 'cause you're camped out in the middle of the intersection rethinking your eye makeup?",
"Anna: Well, it could've been smudged. Is--is it smudged?",
"Drue: Relax. Potter here knows about as much about makeup as I do. Besides, no one's had quite the heart to tell her the natural look went out before she was born.",
"Joey: Oh, poor me.",
"Anna: Don't listen to him. The natural look is so in. I totally read about it in the new allure. [To Pacey] You must be Joey.",
"Pacey: Nice to meet you. Anna. Hi. [Chuckling]",
"Joey: You're not Joey. I'm Joey. Nice to meet you, Anna.",
"Drue: Pacey, guy. Joey, girl. I told you a thousand times in the car.",
"Anna: Who's potter?",
"Drue: Right. So much for the polite chitchat. Let's get this disaster on the road.",
"[Pacey goes over and opens the door for Anna.]",
"Pacey: Let me get that for you. [She gets in and Joey looks over at him from the other side of the car and smiles.] Be nice.",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"[Scene: Mr. Brooks' House. Mr. Brooks is watching the finished video on Dawson's Laptop as Dawson sits back and watches.]",
"Video: My passion for pictures... Is gone. Hard as I tried, as far into my soul as I searched, I... Couldn't find it.",
"Dawson: Well...I think that section's pretty much done.",
"Mr. Brooks: It's all done... 93 minutes of the life and filmic times of A.I. Brooks.",
"Dawson: I was thinking a little work in the Columbia years could help it move along a little faster.",
"Mr. Brooks: Lock the picture, do your credits, and run it for an audience.",
"Dawson: You don't think a tweak here, an edit there, would make it better?",
"Mr. Brooks: Could be better, could be worse. Could be just... Different.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles]",
"Mr. Brooks: The thing to do now is, uh... Let it go.",
"Dawson: Right. At least for tonight, anyway. All right, let's get you in the living room for some of that music you love to blare.",
"[Dawson pushes Mr. Brooks' Wheelchair into the Living Room.]",
"Mr. Brooks: Hey, when are you gonna tell me more about your girl?",
"Dawson: Oh, Gretchen? The one you refer to as the local ditz?",
"Mr. Brooks: Ah, that was said with great affection.",
"Dawson: [Chuckling] yeah, right. She's, uh... She's pretty terrific. But, uh, you know, we're takin' it easy.",
"Mr. Brooks: Don't take it too easy. You're not my age. You hear me?",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] I hear you.",
"Mr. Brooks: You're still young enough to fall in and out of love a few more times before you get it right.",
"Dawson: That doesn't sound like... A lot of fun.",
"Mr. Brooks: It isn't. And it is. And it isn't. It's worth it every damn time.",
"Dawson: Someone's on a prophetic roll this evening.",
"Mr. Brooks: Pancreatic cancer will make a prophet out of anybody.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] well, um... I guess I'll... Cut out, unless there's anything else you want me to do.",
"Mr. Brooks: Yeah. I, uh... It's hard for me to get out of this chair. Give me a hand, will you? Give me your hand.",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"[Dawson helps him up, and over to the chair and while Mr. Brooks is leaning on him, he gives Dawson a hug with a tear in his eye, and Dawson hugs him back before lowering him down into the chair.]",
"Dawson: Well... There you go.",
"Mr. Brooks: Yeah. Picture's not half-bad. [Chuckles] not just because it's about me, either.",
"Dawson: We should make another one sometime.",
"Mr. Brooks: Anytime, kid. Anytime.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson goes up to the front door and opens it to find Gretchen and her two friends outside.]",
"Dawson: Here you are! Hey. I started to think you forgot about me.",
"Gretchen: Sorry. We just, uh... We started talking, and we totally lost track of time. [Chuckles] Dawson, this is Keira and Jessica my 2 suitemates from freshman year.",
"Keira: Which means we're friends basically due to random computer assignment. Great house. Rental?",
"Dawson: Uh, no. This is my parents' house. Uh, speaking of whom, there's, uh, one of 'em now. Mom, this is Keira and Jessica.",
"Gale: Hello.",
"Keira: Nice to meet you.",
"Dawson: Are we gonna make it?",
"Gretchen: Uh, yeah. The show doesn't start till 9-ish, so we have more than enough time to get there.",
"Dawson: Great.",
"Gale: Uh, what show you going to?",
"Dawson: Some club up in Bingham bay. We'll be back late. I'll see you in the morning.",
"Gale: Wait a second, Dawson. I'm not sure I like the idea of you going to a club. I mean, do they serve alcohol there?",
"Dawson: You serve alcohol in the restaurant. Doesn't seem to bother you when I'm there, so why should this be a problem?",
"Gale: You're my son and I worry about you, that's why. And, uh, since when do you go...Clubbing?",
"Dawson: It's--well, we're not dropping in on Studio 54. We're having dinner and seeing a band.",
"Gale: Still, I would feel better if I at least knew you were gonna be home at a certain time, say, by 1:00.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] that sounds like a curfew, um... Which I've never had before in... My life. You know, I-- can I just put you guys outside? All right?",
"Dawson: Ok. Thank you. See you in the car.",
"[They go outside]",
"Dawson: Ok. Thanks. If you're trying to embarrass me, consider it a job very well done. I'm completely humiliated.",
"Gale: I am trying to protect you.",
"Dawson: From what? The dangers of having a good time with my girlfriend? Come on.",
"Gale: No. The dangers of getting hurt by a woman whom, as perfect a person as she seems right now, might actually be in a different place in her life.",
"Dawson: Mom, it's not like that with Gretchen.",
"Gale: Honey... I'm not so sure.",
"Dawson: Well, I am. And you know what? It really doesn't matter what you think, 'cause it's my life and it's my relationship. If you want to express a little last-minute maternal control, you're gonna have to wait for the next one to come along, 'cause I really don't want that from you anymore.",
"[Scene: The Mini Golf range. Anna is trying to line up a put, but she is visibly disturbed by the windmill as the others wait for her to take her shot.]",
"Drue: [Sighs] just...Hit... The ball...Already. At this rate, we're gonna be here all night.",
"Joey: Well, it's a date. We're supposed to be here all night. Take your time, Anna.",
"Pacey: You know what? Let me give you a hand with this. [He goes over to the windmill and stops it from spinning.] And, uh, can I give you a friendly word of advice?",
"Anna: Thanks.",
"Pacey: It's not really about power. It's all finesse. So you just loosen up on your grip and swing through.",
"Anna: All right.",
"Drue: You know what? Just because you skeeves have nothin' better to do doesn't mean I'm planning on spending my entire night among the socially challenged. I've got a date later with the honey I want to be with.",
"[Drue takes his mobile phone out of his pocket and Joey grabs it from him.]",
"Drue: What exactly is your problem with mobile technology?",
"Joey: It's invasive and irritating, like you. You are on a date, and unless you want a repeat of the bodily damage I did to you in the storage room, you start being nice to her.",
"Drue: I get it. You'd like me to be a little more like Pacey.",
"Joey: Well...Now that you mention it, it definitely wouldn't hurt.",
"Drue: Mm-hmm. And he does seem to be enjoying himself, doesn't he? But then, why wouldn't he be?",
"[Anna eventually sinks the putt and she runs over and hugs Pacey for the help.]",
"Anna: Oh! Oh, my god! I did it! Aah! I did it! Ha ha! [Chuckles]",
"Drue: Nice work, you two. Very nice.",
"[Scene: Junior High Library. Jack enters the library to find several children sitting at the tables learning to read from various people. He looks over to see Tobey helping a young child.]",
"Toby: And you use all file groups, right?",
"Kid: Mm-hmm.",
"Toby: Hey, I'll-- I'll be right back. [Chuckles] Well, well. Look who's slummin'. Little Jack sprat.",
"Jack: [Chuckles] I did not come down here to be your whipping boy, Tobey, so, uh, check the attitude at the door, please, and let's get serious for a second.",
"Toby: Clever. [Chuckles] All that and sass, too. Maybe you are one of the tribe after all.",
"Jack: [Chuckles coolly] all right. So, uh... Tell me how this tutoring thing works, exactly.",
"Toby: Uh, you read with them. Encourage them to sound out a word, and them, uh, help them if they can't. Mostly, though, just be nice to 'em.",
"Jack: I can do that.",
"Toby: I know. That's why I asked you down here.",
"Jack: Mmm.",
"[Scene: Gretchen's Car. Gretchen and Jessica are sitting in the front seats, while Dawson and Keira are sitting in the back seats.]",
"Keira: After the impromptu kitchen counter event, which, by the way, I do not recommend if you've left any sharp implements lying around... And the chill factor... Definitely! Just remember that tile is very cold.",
"[All chuckle]",
"Keira: Well, we're in the living room heading for the bedroom, and the next thing I know...Mmmtt! Round 2! The guy needed, like, no recovery time. Oh...Is this too much for you?",
"Dawson: No. [Stammers] it's--it's fascinating.",
"Gretchen: [Chuckling] Keira's... Keira's love life is always a little fascinating.",
"[Both giggling]",
"Jessica: Oh, god. You guys remember this song?",
"Keira: Turn it up!",
"Gretchen: To Jack! There was this guy on our floor-- total Dionne Farris freak! He used to play this on his keyboard to try to impress us. You know it?",
"Dawson: Now it's time for me to be strong vaguely, yeah.",
"Girls: Hello, morning ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Sure missed you last night last night, last night, last night sing it, Dionne! Ha ha ha!",
"[Scene: Inside the Mini Golf House. Joey and Anna are sitting at the table while Pacey and Drue return the equipment.]",
"Anna: So this whole myth that certain girls can't wear red lipstick is a total lie, and it only makes people with yellowish skin tones feel bad about themselves, which is so mean.",
"[Pacey and Drue join them.]",
"Pacey: What's mean?",
"Joey: Uh, we're... Just discussing the beauty industry and how it, uh, manipulates and contorts the perception of ourselves in service of a capitalistic economy.",
"Pacey: Oh.",
"Drue: See what we've been missin', Pacey? An intellectual conversation. Hey, perhaps Anna here can grace us with her opinion on that whole electoral college controversy.",
"Joey: Drue...Lay off.",
"Anna: No, that's ok. I think people should be allowed to go to whatever college they want to. I mean, as long as their parents can afford it, what's the big deal?",
"Drue: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the marveling, idiotic mental feats of Anna Evans. Warning-- do not try this at home or with more than 2 brain cells.",
"Anna: You're such a jerk.",
"Drue: You're the one who ordered your daddy to arrange this whole night for you. You happy now? See, unlike your nose job, I can't be bought.",
"Pacey: Ok. [Snickers] With that happy little anecdote, I think this sick and twisted evening is now over.",
"Drue: It's sweet, isn't it... The way he always rises to the defense of damsels in distress, especially the blonder ones?",
"Pacey: Are we in agreement here that punching him in the face has now completely entered the appropriate zone?",
"Drue: Before you do, answer me one question, Witter. Guy to guy, ok? How come beautiful girls who are dumb as a box of rocks will only put out if you tell 'em they're smart, while the ones who actually are smart will only perform sexual favors if you tell 'em they're beautiful?",
"Anna: This is all my fault.",
"Joey: No, it's not. Nothing is your fault.",
"Anna: Yes, it is. Oh, I can't believe I was so stupid! I feel like such an idiot. Oh! I can't believe I slept with you!",
"[She storms off.]",
"Pacey: I gotta admit I didn't see that one comin'.",
"[Scene: Outside the Club. Gretchen, Dawson, Jessica and Keira pull up and get into line to get into the club.]",
"Gretchen: How you doin'?",
"Dawson: [Chuckling] well... It's been an interesting evening so far. I've been humiliated by my mother. I've learned more about Keira than I think I want to. And, uh... Honestly, I've never felt so 17 in my entire life.",
"Gretchen: My god. Are you really 17? What am I doin' with you? [Chuckles] I'm kidding.",
"Dawson: Ha, ha.",
"Gretchen: Look, Keir, jess, and I are just catching up. It'll be over soon. So the worst of the night is already behind you.",
"Bouncer: How're y'all doin' this evenin'?",
"Gretchen: Good.",
"Bouncer: All right. Drink safe and designate a driver.",
"Dawson: That will be me. I'm not drinking.",
"Bouncer: Are you under 21.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Bouncer: Ok. Let me see your left hand.",
"[He stamps Under 21 on Dawson's hand.]",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] you have no idea how perfectly this encapsulates my life right now.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Docks outside. Anna is standing at the end of one of the piers looking into the water, when Pacey comes walking up to join her.]",
"Pacey: Please tell me that you're not shedding so much as one tear over Drue valentine. The man is a world-class moron.",
"Anna: Yeah, well, if that's the case, shouldn't we be perfect for each other?",
"Pacey: You know how some people are good at books? I'm not at all good with books. People like you and I, we just... We have to figure out what our thing is and then become good at it.",
"Anna: I know what I'm good at. Men.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Well, I suppose it's a good thing that you've already figured that out. But there has to be something else that you're good at.",
"Anna: Not really. It's always been the easiest thing for me. But with Drue... I wanted him to like me for more than the way I look.",
"Pacey: You don't know that he doesn't.",
"Anna: Yeah, but Now I'll never know. I blew it. I fell into bed too easily. If I hadn't Do you think he might've liked me?",
"Pacey: I can't answer that. But I can answer you this-- I have only just met you, Anna, and I can already tell that there are a lot of nice things about you... Besides the way you look. And if Drue valentine can't see that, well, that's his loss, not yours.",
"[Scene: Inside the Club. Dawson, Gretchen, and Jessica are sitting at a table when Keira walks up to join them.]",
"Jessica: Ok, so not only does the creep have another girl, but he has another apartment across town that she's living in.",
"Gretchen: Oh! b*st*rd. That's terrible.",
"Jessica: One more for my loser list, which means I edge past you with 7.",
"Keira: Ah, but I'm still the leader with 9.",
"Dawson: What, you--you guys keep a running count of all the losers you've dated?",
"Keira: Well, only the ones we've slept with.",
"Jessica: Yeah, if we'd included the ones we'd also dated, we'd be in the triple digits by now.",
"Gretchen: [All chuckle] But don't worry, Dawson. You're way too nice of a guy to ever end up on my loser list.",
"Keira: Oh, wait. How often have I heard that before? Look, for all of Gretchen's strong points, she's not the best judge of men. But I'm sure that doesn't include you. You--you seem nice.",
"Dawson: Why does everybody keep saying that? I'm not really that nice.",
"Gretchen: [Gretchen chuckles] Well, Dawson, I think she just means you're not the kind of a guy who would take me to a concert, meet another girl in line, then dump me, leaving me to find my own ride back to school.",
"Dawson: That actually happened to you?",
"Keira: Oh, yeah. Loser number 2.",
"Jessica: Well, he's probably no number 6, either.",
"Gretchen: Ok, you know what? Let's not do this. I'm really not drunk enough to sit here and go through the entire list of my life's most embarrassing choices.",
"Jessica: Come on, he doesn't know about lucky.",
"Gretchen: Jess.",
"Dawson: Lucky? Which loser is he?",
"Keira: Lucky is a leprechaun that Gretch had tattooed on her hip to impress... Loser number 5.",
"Jessica: He's a total rocker.",
"Gretchen: But at least it's there to remind me to never, ever date a musician again, no matter how hot or sexy he might be, girl.",
"[The girls chuckle]",
"Gretchen: but that's why I'm so happy to have Dawson. You know, at least I know you won't shred my heart.",
"[Mary Beth Maziarz goes up on stage and begins to play some romantic music, and Gretchen snuggles up close to Dawson as they listen to the music]",
"[Scene: Junior High Library. Jack is working with Will, as he tries to learn to read better.]",
"Will: \"And...Then... \"They... Took the me-a-su-ra--\" ohh, I don't like this story!",
"Jack: [Clears throat] Um... We could read another one. You have to have somethin' ready for class, right?",
"Will: There's nothing good in here!",
"Jack: You know...I used to have the same problem. School stories? Bored me. I mean, where did they come up with this stuff? You know, I bet you, you and I, we could make up a better story. Have you ever done that? You just sit around in your room, and just think up your own story?",
"Will: Sometimes... I guess.",
"Jack: Yeah? Ok. Will... Tell me about a story you thought up.",
"Will: I had this...Idea about...[Chuckles]... About aliens takin' me to the moon.",
"Jack: See, that's perfect. I love that. That's great. Ok. See, what we're gonna do, you're gonna tell me a story, I'm gonna write it down. Monday you tell it to your class.",
"Will: Can I do that?",
"Jack: Yeah. Sure. I mean, the assignment was to read \"a story.\" It can be whatever you want. Except there's one rule. You can only use words that you can spell. Deal?",
"Will: Ok.",
"Jack: Ok. Gimme a title.",
"Will: Beam me to the moon... A story about a spaceship that",
"Jack: Well, hold on, hold oooonnnn. How do you spell \"beam\"?",
"Will: B-E... E-M?",
"Jack: Close. Close. Very close. Look it up, buddy.",
"[Jack hands him a Children's Dictionary.]",
"Will: \"B-e-a-m\"? Oh, yeah. And \"spaceship...\" S-p-a-c-e-s-h-i-p. Is that right?",
"Jack: Absolutely. And that's a tough one to spell. I'm very impressed. Keep goin'.",
"[Tobey looks on from out of sight.]",
"[Scene: The Mini Golf house. Drue is hitting on two girls when Joey comes walking up to join him.]",
"Drue: Anytime. Come to the yacht club. I'll take you out on one of my boats. Ok?",
"Joey: Drue, I think it's time we talk about the baby. I think you need to take responsibility and marry me.",
"[The two girls leave.]",
"Drue: You know, everyone here thinks you're so sweet, but I know better. You're really a minion from the deep, sent here to make my life a living hell.",
"Joey: Mmm. Hell would be too good for you. Think you could try to explain to me how you can sleep with her and then treat her like that? Have you no capacity for human kindness?",
"Drue: Very little.",
"Joey: How does someone like you end up so",
"Drue: Damaged?",
"Joey: Completely.",
"Drue: Just lucky, I guess.",
"Joey: You have this whole witty Drue routine you do. But it's just a front for some really scared kid who's desperate for people to love him and desperately trying to keep any sort of intimacy away.",
"Drue: Mmm. How insightful.",
"Joey: It doesn't take a PhD. To interpret your behavior. It's classic first grade. You know what? You keep acting like this, and your worst fear's gonna come true-- you're gonna walk through life alone.",
"Drue: I'm not really good with girls. I'm actually incredibly bad with them.",
"[Joey is quite shocked at this.]",
"Joey: How come?",
"Drue: My guess? Uh... Spending my formative years in all-boys institutions. Pretty much all I know how to do is pick on women or sleep with them. I was never around them much longer to get good at doing anything else.",
"Joey: You're doing something else right now. I mean... You're being honest and...And real. You should work on that.",
"[Drue looks over Joey's shoulder to see Anna and Pacey enter.]",
"Drue: They look kinda cute together, don't they? Yeah. They have that warm, wondrous glow of 2 people who've had s*x. Not...With each other... Of course. Seperat--oh, you get my drift. Oh, whoops. I forgot. That's a subject you know absolutely nothing about.",
"[Pacey and Anna walk over to join them.]",
"Anna: I can't believe you spent the whole summer on a boat. My dad could totally use someone like you. He's always looking for help, and I'm, like, \"sailing? No way.\"",
"[Pacey puts his hand affectionately onto Joey's shoulder then takes her hand.]",
"Pacey: Well, you just haven't done it with the right person yet.",
"[Scene: Junior High Library. Jack is finishing up with Will and he is getting ready to go.]",
"Jack: All right. Next week have another one ready.",
"Will: Mm-hmm.",
"Jack: Good job, buddy.",
"[Will meets his mother at the door and they leave.]",
"Toby: It's the first time I've seen will excited about comin' back.",
"Jack: Yeah, well, he's a good kid. He just needed to be interested in somethin'.",
"Toby: And you got him there. That must feel good.",
"Jack: Feels great, actually. I'm all wired from it.",
"[Both chuckle]",
"Toby: Good. Hey, I'm, um, meetin' some friends for coffee around the corner. Why don't you come? Um... I promise not to keep you out too late.",
"Jack: Ok. Yeah. Just-- just for a little bit, though.",
"[Scene: Outside the Club Dawson, Gretchen and her friends are leaving the club after listening to the band.]",
"Jessica: Wow! I do not want to get in a car and drive back yet.",
"Gretchen: I know. It went so fast. I feel like we've barely talked.",
"Keira: I know what this group needs-- some French fries and some black-and-tans.",
"Gretchen: Dex's!",
"Jessica: Dex's!",
"Gretchen: Oh, you'll love Dex's. It's one of our favorite places.",
"Dawson: Uh, I probably can't get in.",
"Keira: Oh, they never used to card. They probably still don't.",
"[Dawson hold up his hand with Under 21 still on it.]",
"Jessica: Oh. Right. That.",
"Dawson: Yeah. So...You-- you guys go.",
"Gretchen: Without you?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Just 'cause I can't get in doesn't mean the evening should end for everybody. So you guys go. Have a great time. And I'll--I'll take a cab back.",
"Gretchen: No. Don't be ridiculous. No. We've been drinking. You take the car. We'll get the cab.",
"Dawson: Ok. Ah.",
"Gretchen: God, I have the best boyfriend. [She Kisses him.] I'll call you tomorrow.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Gretchen: Ok.",
"[Gretchen gives him her keys.]",
"Jessica: Bye, Dawson.",
"Keira: It was great to meet you. Bye.",
"Dawson: Bye.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside the Yacht Club. Joey, Pacey, Drue and Anna all get out of the car after she has pulled up.]",
"Anna: Guess this is it. Sorry about that whole left turn from the right lane thing.",
"Drue: You know what? These--these lanes, they aren't even really marked right on this part of Market Street.",
"Anna: It was nice meeting you, Joey.",
"Joey: You, too.",
"Anna: Oh, I almost forgot. I feel really weird keeping this.",
"[Anna hands him a stuffed Bear.]",
"Pacey: Ahh, it was your quarter. Well, I think Joey would like it.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Anna: Good night.",
"Joey: Good night.",
"Pacey: Good night.",
"[Joey and Pacey leave]",
"Drue: Um... If you ever want to go out...Again sometime... You don't have to get my mother to coerce me. You know?",
"Anna: I won't. I promise.",
"Drue: And thanks for letting me off the hook about not calling. Most girls would consider that completely unforgivable.",
"Anna: Well, I don't, but... I'm easy.",
"Drue: [Chuckles] That's cute... The way you sort of make fun of yourself.",
"Anna: Cute--likable or cute--annoying ditz?",
"Drue: No. Likable. Definitely. Definitely.",
"[Scene: Mr. Brook's House. Grams and Mr. Brooks are playing Scrabble by the fireplace.]",
"Grams: If I'd only had an \"s,\" I could have bingos. [Chuckles] you all right, Arthur?",
"Mr. Brooks: Oh, just a little tired.",
"Grams: Well, why don't we stop, then? I should be getting home, anyway. [She notices him smiling]What?",
"Mr. Brooks: I'm kinda glad that leery kid stole my boat.",
"Grams: [Chuckles] we'd met before. Barbara Seibertz brought you to the church bazaar. And you purchased 2 of my apple pies... After complaining bitterly that they were highly overpriced.",
"Mr. Brooks: They were peach and worth every penny.",
"Grams: Mmm. A compliment. 10 years late, but nice to have, all the same.",
"[Grams starts to put away the scrabble Grams, and notices a box filled with the pills that Mr. Brooks has been hiding.]",
"Mr. Brooks: [Chuckles] I have to stay alert if I'm gonna play scrabble with you.",
"Grams: This is not funny, Arthur. You've been hoarding your medication for weeks. Arthur--",
"Mr. Brooks: Please. [Sighs] I knew you'd understand.",
"Grams: How could I possibly understand something like this?",
"Mr. Brooks: Because you know that living without dignity is not living.",
"Grams: Now, this is in god's hands, Arthur. There is a natural course of events.",
"Mr. Brooks: [Sighs] as long as I can think for myself, I determine them. I mean, this doesn't belong in god's hands or in yours. It belongs in mine. Look, with all your faith, do you really want any less for yourself? Hmm? [She bends down and gives him a kiss on the cheek.] [Clears throat] good night.",
"Grams: Good night, Arthur.",
"[Scene: The Coffee House. Jack and Tobey come in and see a table with 2 guys sitting at it, as they wave over to them Jack realizes that they are a couple.]",
"Toby: So, pick your poison. Regular or decaf?",
"Jack: Can I talk to you? You didn't tell me we were meeting another couple.",
"Toby: Uh, I--I--I didn't think it was important.",
"Jack: Yeah. It kind of is, Tobey. It's Saturday night, late. You want me to meet your friends. I'm beginning to think this is more than just coffee to you. Is it?",
"Toby: Actually, uh, I'd really like it if it were.",
"Jack: The tutoring thing. You start that because of me?",
"Toby: It--it's possible that maybe part of the reason... Well, a big part. I thought it was something that we could do together.",
"Jack: So everything you said about being friends is-- was just a set-up to be with me.",
"Toby: No. Jen said that if I wanted to get to know you I should try to be your friend, so I'm trying. That's all.",
"Jack: Friends, yeah. That--that's fine... But I want to make something clear that there's not gonna be anything more, ever.",
"Toby: Why not?",
"Jack: Tobey, we don't click, and even if you wanted to change that, you--you couldn't. I mean, that's just the way it is. Look, I know this isn't gonna make you feel any better, but I really do wish we had something. [Sighs] I don't know-- I don't know if this is such a good idea for us to do this tutoring thing together.",
"Toby: Jack, you're great at it. You've got to keep going. I'll, um, I'll find something else.",
"Jack: Yeah. That--that's-- forget I said that. That--that's crazy. There's no reason for either one of us to--to quit... As long as you have no problem with us just being",
"Toby: No. I'm fine. That's fine.",
"Jack: I'll see you next Saturday.",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson comes into the house to find his mother sitting on the house half asleep.]",
"Dawson: Waiting up for me?",
"Gale: I'm a mother. That's what we do. [Sighs] Did you have a good time?",
"Dawson: Uh...No. [Laughs] no. I didn't, actually. Figure I'll end up number 7 on the loser list.",
"Gale: And what does that mean?",
"Dawson: It means that... As much as I hate to admit it, I think you were right about Gretchen and me.",
"Gale: No, honey. I'm not. I was wrong... And I have been sitting here all night long regretting what I said to you earlier. Like it or not, I'm gonna have to let my first baby go.",
"Dawson: But I probably will get hurt. I mean, Gretchen's just got a lot more life experience than I do.",
"Gale: All of her experiences make her the person that she is.",
"Dawson: I know.",
"Gale: Someone who is clearly crazy about you. That's why it's important to just see where it goes and not be afraid to put your heart at risk. That's the only way that you will ever find love... Again.",
"[Knock on door]",
"Gretchen: I hope it's not too late.",
"Dawson: No. Come on in.",
"Gretchen: Hi.",
"Gale: Hi, Gretchen, and, uh, good night. I think I should get off to bed.",
"Dawson: Good night, mom.",
"Gale: Good night, honey.[Dawson goes back into the living room.] Uh, Gretchen. I don't know what happened tonight, but I hope we both agree that Dawson will never be number 7 on any list.",
"[Gale goes up to bed and Gretchen joins Dawson in the living room.]",
"Gretchen: If it makes you feel any better, as soon as I got to Dex's, I felt bad, and I had the cab bring me here instead.",
"Dawson: Actually, it does.",
"Gretchen: And the good part was that I got the uncensored new guy evaluation, and they were invariably wowed and impressed.",
"Dawson: And the age thing didn't bother them?",
"Gretchen: No, and even if it did, I don't really care what they think about your age. I mean, it doesn't bother me.",
"Dawson: It bothers me... All right? There are things that I want to do with you, like take you to a little club, or order a bottle of wine at dinner. You know, go to a bar with your friends. I don't want to be some guy who's holding you back from what you want to do.",
"Gretchen: I'm doing exactly what I wanna do. I'm with you.",
"Dawson: Earlier tonight, you said that I would never be the kind of guy who would shred your heart. You're right. I would never intentionally hurt you, but... I can't be the nice guy that you date after a bad relationship because there's no risk involved. I need to know that I've made some sort of impression.",
"Gretchen: It's already done.",
"Dawson: Really?",
"Gretchen: Oh, yeah.",
"[They begin to kiss.]",
"Dawson: So, when do I get to see lucky?",
"Gretchen: [Laughs] We'll see.",
"[Scene: Pacey and Gretchen's place. Pacey and Joey are sitting on the couch talking.]",
"Joey: So, in his own like-like way, he was just freaked out because she liked him back.",
"Pacey: Well, that kind of freaks me out, too, though. Why on earth would she give him another chance? She seemed like a perfectly reasonable girl, you know? It kinda makes you wonder.",
"Joey: [Laughs] yeah.",
"Pacey: Sleeping with somebody you just met is totally reasonable. Well, you know, maybe it's a little rash, but to be perfectly honest, 2 people do something that they both want to do that's completely natural, I don't exactly think that's crazy.",
"Joey: Unlike what we're doing?",
"Pacey: What are you talking about?",
"Joey: The thing that we don't talk about, Pace. We have a problem.",
"Pacey: Yes, we do. I mean, it used to be this little problem that we could easily ignore, but by doing that, all we really did was make it bigger, and now, unfortunately, it's so damn big it's starting to obscure my view of you.",
"Joey: So, basically you're saying that if I don't sleep with you soon, we're gonna break up, and it's gonna be all my fault?",
"Pacey: No. No. Not at all. I'm agreeing with you. I'm saying that we have a problem, and this is something that we need to talk about. I'm not saying in any way that it is your fault somehow that we have--",
"Joey: Because it's not. I mean, we talked about this, Pacey, and--and you were fine with waiting.",
"Pacey: I have been fine with waiting. I have been too scared to sleep with you too soon. I don't want to do anything that is gonna jeopardize the most amazing relationship that I've ever had. Jo, I am happy that you and I took the time to really fall in love with each other, but we're here now, Jo. This is 8 months and counting. So, I just--I-- I want... I need for you to know that if our relationship is not gonna be progressing onto that next level... It's not because of me.",
"Joey: Pacey... I want you... I really do.",
"Pacey: I need to know that.",
"Joey: Know it. I don't really know what's wrong, but, um... I just keep holding back. I'm sorry, but I'm scared.",
"Pacey: Well, good.",
"Joey: What?",
"Pacey: Do you think I'm not scared? I'm terrified, Jo.",
"Joey: You are?",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Joey: [Laughs] so then, can we just be scared together?",
"[Scene: Mr. Brooks' House. Dawson comes up to the door and begins to knock on it.]",
"Dawson: Mr. Brooks.",
"[Sighs, and goes inside]",
"Dawson: Mr. Brooks. Mr. Brooks? Where is he?",
"[He looks around the house and he goes into the living room to find Mr. Brooks unconscious on the floor.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x13 | Hopeless | bunniefuu |
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"While the rest of the class is on the ski trip, Dawson stays behind to care for a near-death Brooks, but he is overwhelmed when he is asked to make a life or death decision. Meanwhile, there's a lot more than skiing going on when the senior trip doesn't go exactly as planned. The evening takes an unexpectedly romantic turn for best friends Jack and Jen, while Pacey and Joey find their own ways to keep warm on the cold night, finally taking their relationship to the next level."
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"[Scene: Outside Capeside High. Students are getting ready to get on to a bus for the Senior Ski trip and Gretchen has just dropped off Joey and Pacey at the Bus.]",
"Gretchen: Senior ski trip is a Capeside rite of passage, absolutely guaranteed to be chock-full of the cruel and unusual.",
"Joey: Well, knowing our class, I highly doubt it.",
"Gretchen: Well, let's just say when I went, somebody got pregnant, somebody got arrested, and this one girl's hair caught on fire.",
"Pacey: Joey'll probably keep me out of jail and Lamaze, and I guess I'll watch out for your hair.",
"Gretchen: Well, have fun. You've earned it.",
"Pacey: Bye.",
"Joey: Bye.",
"Gretchen: Bye. Um...Joey? You might want to give Dawson a call sometime this weekend. With everything that's going on, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"[Jen and Jack come walking to the bus carrying their bags.]",
"Jen: You know, I really shouldn't even be going on this trip. With brooks the way he is, I should be back in the hospital with Grams.",
"Jack: Dawson's with Grams. I mean, they'll take care of one another. Don't worry about it. You're gonna have some fun this weekend.",
"Jen: Ha!",
"Jack: That's what they'd want.",
"Jen: Fun. That's not likely. Oh, come on, senior trips are notoriously awful. And as a rule of thumb, anything that you look forward to for too long is invariably a disappointment.",
"Pacey: The eternal optimist speaks.",
"Jen: I promise to make an effort, but...",
"Pacey: Hey. Everything cool?",
"Joey: Absolutely.",
"Pacey: You know, this is exactly what we need.",
"Joey: What do we need?",
"Pacey: Well, it's good for people to get out of town.",
"Joey: People like us?",
"Pacey: Well, just... People who need to... Get out of town.",
"Joey: Are we those types of people?",
"Pacey: Well, I don't know. Do you think we're those types of people?",
"[One of the boys on the bus opens the windows and shouts.]",
"Boy: Everyone who plans on getting laid this weekend, get on board!",
"[Shouting and cheering]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: On the bus. Mr. Kasdan is doing roll call to make sure they are ready to leave for the trip.]",
"Kasdan: roll call! Berger!",
"Girl: Here.",
"Kasdan: Brown!",
"Boy: Here.",
"Kasdan: Holmes.",
"Jen: It just occurred to me... Not only do I have no desire to ski, I also haven't the faintest clue how. This could be a very dangerous weekend for me.",
"Jack: Well, I could teach you a few things.",
"Jen: [Chuckles] well, in that case, it could be a very dangerous weekend for both of us.",
"Jack: Whether or not you choose to ski is irrelevant. You know, it's common knowledge that these senior trips are not really about what goes on during the day.",
"Jen: Tch. You don't say!",
"Kasdan: Potter!",
"Joey: Um...Here.",
"Kasdan: Price! Price! Penelope price!",
"[From the seat behind them, Anna from last week calls out.]",
"Anna: Here!",
"Drue: Lucy, Ricky... We've gotta stop meetin' like this. Remember Anna?",
"Anna: Hey, guys.",
"[Up in the front seats, Jack and Jen are sitting together.]",
"Jack: If sexual misadventures were an option for me, I'd be all over it... So to speak.",
"Jen: One word: Tobey.",
"Jack: Oh, god, Jen, come on. You're like a broken record.",
"Jen: But I just don't understand. You still haven't given me one good reason. Uh... Is he--is he too cute? Is he-- is he too intelligent?",
"Jack: No, no. It's just-- he's very...You know, he's very--he's",
"Jen: blond?",
"Jack: Not blond. He's gay. All right? He's very gay. It's just when it's that obvious... You know... It's a bit of a turnoff, that's all.",
"Jen: How about...Too straight? Is too straight a turnoff?",
"[Pacey and Joey turn around to look at Drue and Anna.]",
"Pacey: You really think you're gonna get away with this?",
"Drue: Please. By the time our absentminded professor notices the difference, we're gonna be halfway up the mountain. And, uh... You know what would really suck? [He leans over to Pacey.] Bein' the only guy not chalkin' one up this weekend. Right?",
"[Scene: The Capeside Hospital. Grams is sitting in Mr. Brooks' room when Dawson comes in to join her.]",
"Grams: Glad you came. Good to have some company.",
"Dawson: So what do the doctors say?",
"Grams: What can they say? More bad news delivered in even tones. He remains in a coma brought on by pills. The machines they've attached to him are keeping him with us, but...Even with all the best modern technology can offer... It's still cancer.",
"Dawson: Doesn't make sense. I mean, he's... Well, look at him. He's stuck between dying and dead.",
"Grams: You know, I was sitting here... Before you came in, trying to... Picture this whole thing through Arthur's eyes... Find the...Perfect biting last word... [Chuckles softly] watching the nurses and doctors come and go, taking blood, checking the monitors, but... At the end of the day, no matter what they do... It's in god's hands.",
"[Scene: The Ski Resort. They are all getting off the bus and getting their luggage together. Joey grabs her enormous bags, while Pacey is carrying his grocery bag luggage. Joey is obviously overburdened with her luggage.]",
"Pacey: Ok, missy self-reliance, please let me give you a hand.",
"Joey: I carried it to the bus. I can carry 'em from the bus.",
"Pacey: Oh, this is ridiculous. Come on.",
"[Everyone gathers around Mr. Kasdan, as he prepares to tell everyone about the rooms.]",
"Kasdan: Everyone! Purdon here is gonna be handing out the room keys. And before you get all excited, I want you to know the sleeping arrangements tonight are gonna be same s*x. Also, all the keys to the mini-bar have been duly confiscated. [He hands the keys to his aid and turns to walk away.] Which way to that bar?",
"[After he leaves. Drue walks over to his aide and grabs the container full of keys.]",
"Drue: You look like you could use a little help there, Purdon. Joey and Pacey, one for you. It's got a king, comes with a roll-away in case things don't work out.[Throws a key to Pacey.] Jack. Jen. Obviously no sexual complications there. Any room should do. [Throws a key to Jack.] This one's mine. [Takes a key for himself, then gives the keys back to the aide.] That's for you. Good luck.",
"Jack: Since when did obnoxiousness become an adequate substitute for wit?",
"Jen: Ignore him. We're making an effort not to complain this weekend. We're just gonna have fun",
"[Jen slips on the ice and falls down.]",
"[Scene: Outside the Capeside Hospital. The doctor comes out to stop Dawson before he leaves.]",
"Doctor: Mr. Leery.",
"Dawson: Dr. Bronin.",
"Doctor: There's something pressing I need to talk to you about.",
"Dawson: Uh, about brooks?",
"Doctor: Would--would you feel more comfortable in my office?",
"Dawson: No. I'm fine.",
"Doctor: Well, our files indicate that you signed what's called a health care proxy for Mr. Brooks. Is--is that correct?",
"Dawson: Yeah. That was just so I could help him out with his medications.",
"Doctor: Oh, I'm sure. Um...But the situation has changed, and given he has no immediate family, so have your responsibilities.",
"Dawson: Meaning?",
"Doctor: Dawson... Maybe you want to call your parents.",
"[Scene: The Doctor's office. Mitch, gale and Grams have joined Dawson in the office with the Doctor. They are talking about the situations at hand.]",
"Mitch: He signed the papers so that he could pick up the guy's medicine.",
"Doctor: I know why he signed it.",
"Gale: That piece of paper should not give a teenage boy the responsibility to decide when and how a man should die.",
"Doctor: It is state law.",
"Gale: It shouldn't be his choice.",
"Doctor: You're right. It shouldn't be, Mrs. Leery, but it is. It's probably best if I leave for you to discuss this amongst yourselves.",
"Dawson: What are the chances that he's gonna wake up before he dies?",
"Doctor: I don't know. But trust me, even if I did, it would not make your decision any easier. I'm sorry.",
"[The doctor leaves.]",
"Mitch: Well, uh... I guess given the situation we're in here, it would seem to me the only humane thing to do",
"Gale: Mitch.",
"Mitch: Gale, I don't want to talk about it either, but here we are.",
"Gale: Dawson, you don't have to make any decisions.",
"Dawson: Mom, I do. But how do I know what's best?",
"Mitch: You won't know, son. It's not that kind of choice.",
"[Scene: Cuts of scenes of all the high school students having fun in the snow.]",
"Boy: Run! Run! Run!",
"[Everyone shouting]",
"[Cut to inside Joey and Pacey's room. Where they are unpacking their stuff and Joey is visually cold.]",
"Pacey: just like last summer. Minus the water and the hammocks.",
"Joey: And the boat.",
"Pacey: Yeah. That, too. But it does have the 2 most important ingredients-- you and I. I mean, just toss a \"do not disturb\" sign on the door and pretend like we're anchored off the coast of",
"Joey: Greenland? It's freezing in here.",
"Pacey: What do you say? A little junk food? A little television?",
"Joey: In other words, just a... Typical Friday night in Capeside?",
"Pacey: No, not a typical Friday night in Capeside. This place has way more channels.",
"[Pacey turns on the TV and there is a soft-core p0rn movie playing on TV]",
"Pacey: how do you suppose they got in that position?",
"[Turns off TV]",
"Pacey: come on, please tell me we can laugh about this now.",
"Joey: Laugh about what?",
"Pacey: s*x. Tell me that we can laugh about s*x now, 'cause it seems to me that's the only rational thing to do. You can't enshrine it. You can't run from it 'cause it's everywhere. It's like food and water and air.",
"Joey: Well, can't we just... Breathe something else?",
"Pacey: You realize how ridiculous that sounds, right?",
"Joey: Pace, it's just a weekend, and I really don't want to spend it like we spent the past week.",
"Pacey: Which is how?",
"Joey: Having this incredible tension between us every time we get within 3 feet of each other.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm not feeling tense. I'm feeling relaxed. I'm on vacation, Jo.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Pacey: Yes, really.",
"Joey: So we're in complete agreement here?",
"Pacey: I don't know what we're agreeing about, but I'm sure we're in complete agreement about it.",
"Joey: We're agreeing that this weekend does not have to be about s*x.",
"Pacey: This weekend doesn't have to be about s*x.",
"[Scene: Jen and Jack's Room. Jen is lying on the bed rubbing her sore ankle. While Jack is unpacking some of his stuff.]",
"Jen: What if it needs to be amputated?",
"Jack: You want to go find a doctor right now?",
"Jen: No, 'cause it's probably just bruised.",
"Jack: That's what I thought. You know what else?",
"Jen: What?",
"Jack: I'm not gonna let this interfere with our vacation in any way, because you and I are gonna have some serious fun, even if I have to carry you around on my shoulders for the next 3 days.",
"Jen: Well, the fun's gonna start with you taking off my pants. I want to take a bath before dinner. [She gets ready to stand up.] Ow!",
"Jack: Actually, I can't do that.",
"Jen: Why?",
"Jack: 'Cause you're a girl and I'm a boy, and, you know, there's, like, boundaries and rules.",
"Jen: Jack, I hardly think they're gonna kick you off the team for helping me into the tub. Please?",
"Jack: It's inappropriate.",
"Jen: You know, you're gonna have to stop clinging to these ridiculous macho conventions about what is and is not appropriate. Ok, fine. Don't help. When I attach my wooden foot every morning for the rest of my life, I'm gonna remember this.",
"Jack: Yeah. Well, whatever.",
"[Jen begins to undo her shirt and pants.]",
"Jack: Whoa! Yo, that's enough, right there.",
"Jen: What?",
"Jack: Would you want me taking my clothes off in front of you? [] Ok, that's withdrawn.",
"Jen: Ooh!",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson is looking at scenes of his and Mr. Brooks' movie trying to figure out what shots to use, when Gretchen comes in carrying a basket.]",
"Gretchen: Hungry?",
"Dawson: Oh, hey. Uh, yeah. I'm just-- I'm kind of busy, actually.",
"Gretchen: Well, you gotta eat sometime, right?",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah. I'm looking for some clips to add to the final sequence.",
"Gretchen: You've been over that movie at least a thousand times. Come on, Dawson. You've got a lot going on in your head right now. I think some cheese and crackers might help.",
"Dawson: Ok. Please tell me that you only brought one kind of cracker, 'cause I honestly don't think I can handle any more decisions right now.",
"[Dawson goes and sits down at the table, while Gretchen reaches across the table and holds his hand.]",
"Dawson: [Groans] how did I end up here? I mean, one minute, I'm painting the guy's fence, the next... [Sighs] you know, I'm 17 years old. I should be on my senior class trip right now, making decisions like glasses or goggles. Who do I room with? Is it safe to ski with a hangover?",
"Gretchen: Well, it's never very nice.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] what's that?",
"Gretchen: When adulthood encroaches on your life.",
"Dawson: I wish I could appreciate this on some sort of philosophical level right now.",
"Gretchen: I know, but nobody expects you to.",
"Dawson: Who was the first family member that you knew who died?",
"Gretchen: My grandpa. He was absolutely the sweetest and funniest man alive, and he passed away on my eighth birthday. You?",
"Dawson: My grandfather died when I was 2, but I've never lost a family member I was close to... And that's what I don't understand. I've had so little experience with death. How could brooks have been so sure that I would do what he wanted?",
"Gretchen: You have better judgment than anyone I know, Dawson-- probably better than anybody that brooks knew, and that's why he chose you. I don't think he saw how young you were and figured that you would be more likely to contribute to his end. I think he saw how old your heart is, and he knew that whatever choice you made, it would be the right one.",
"[Scene: Outside a fancy restaurant. Joey and Pacey are looking in the window at the place, trying to decide where to eat.]",
"Pacey: This looks kind of quaint.",
"[Jack and Jen come walking up.]",
"Jack: Make way for the cripple.",
"Jen: It's just a bruise. You guys going to Grecco's?",
"Jack: It's a pizza place. Suppose to be right up the street here, actually. Red-checkered tablecloths, high school prices.",
"Joey: Sounds fun. You sure you're ok?",
"Jen: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just gonna put my best foot forward.",
"Jack: After you.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"[They start walking up the street, and Jen slips on the ice a second time and falls straight on her back.]",
"[Scene: Inside Grecco's Pizza House. Anna is telling everyone at the table about her s*x life, as Joey and Pacey sit across from her trying to ignore her. Drue is just egging her on.]",
"Anna: Oh! So, then I was like, \"no way! That is so not possible in a dodge neon.\"",
"Drue: Oh, what's the matter, potter? No personal experiences to contribute on the girls-just-wanna-have-fun front?",
"Joey: The amount of sexual pleasure the average teenage girl gets from the average teenage guy in some random keg party hook-up is negligible at best.",
"Anna: Unless you're doing it with a man who knows what he's doing.",
"Drue: See? I rest my case. Girls have it way easier than guys do, right? There's no performance anxiety, and once they decide to do it, all they have to do is ask. They should be the ones carrying the condoms around in their wallets.",
"[Guys cheer]",
"Drue: thank you.",
"Joey: Not every guy walks around with a condom in his wallet, Drue.",
"Anna: Well, there's only one way to find out. Guys, let's go. Wallet.",
"[All the boys take out their wallets and remove their condoms. Pacey just looks down at the table.]",
"Anna: Pacey, I don't see your wallet. I forgot it back at the lodge.",
"[Scene: Out side the restaurant. Joey and Pacey are on their way back to their room, when Joey stops him.]",
"Joey: Hey, Pace, why didn't you want to show your wallet in there?",
"Pacey: I told you, it's back at the lodge.",
"Joey: It's in your pocket.",
"[He hands her his wallet and she opens it to find a condom inside it.]",
"[Scene: The Chaplet at the hospital. Grams is in praying when Dawson walks in and takes a seat next to her.]",
"Dawson: I don't know why I'm here.",
"Grams: That's as good a reason as any.",
"Dawson: Did you come here to pray?",
"Grams: Oh, yes, and also for the quiet.",
"Dawson: What do you pray for, when you do?",
"Grams: It depends. I pray for those who I love, for those who are no longer with me. What about you?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I haven't done it since I was a kid, and then it was, you know, more of a wish, something I wanted but couldn't say out loud.",
"Grams: If you could say it out loud, what would you want?",
"Dawson: That's the thing. I have no idea. I mean... Do I pray for him to make it, to sit up in his bed and tell us that we've all been here long enough and it's time to go home, or do I pray for him to die, to ease his suffering? And I keep looking for some kind of sign. You know, something to confirm my instincts.",
"Grams: What do your instincts tell you?",
"Dawson: To keep waiting.",
"Grams: Then that's what we'll do... Together.",
"[Scene: Outside the Ski Resort. There are people ice skating while Joey sits on a table just watching them and thinking, when Jack comes over to join her.]",
"Jack: It is just me, or does this place have a real strong John Hughes eighties vibe?",
"Joey: You mean the slightly tacky quality?",
"Jack: Sort of. No. I mean that authentic Americana youth stuff. You know, ice skating, mini golf, arcades. Nostalgia for a time we never really experienced.",
"Joey: You're right. I'm sorry. I just-- I guess I'm just in a funk.",
"Jack: What's your problem?",
"Joey: s*x. s*x is my problem. s*x is always my problem. I have so much conviction about waiting until the right moment, not feeling guilty or obligated, and I don't.",
"Jack: Has it ever occurred to you that you might be so caught up in trying to find the right choice that you never really stopped to think about the possibility that there may not be a right choice or a wrong choice, just a bunch of choices?",
"Joey: You're a real help.",
"Jack: You don't need help. There's nothing to figure out here. It's only what you feel.",
"Joey: Well, I feel fear.",
"Jack: Well... The only really exciting things in life require more courage than we currently have. You know, deep breath and a leap. That kind of fear that you're talking about... Sometimes, it's how you know what's worthwhile.",
"[Scene: Mr. Brooks' Hospital room. He is lying in bed on life support, while Dawson has fallen asleep sitting in a chair by the bed. Mr. Brooks' old friend (who took his girl) comes in, played by Andy Griffith.]",
"Griffith: Well... You won, you old b*st*rd. You get to see her first. [Dawson wakes up, and looks over at him and recognizes him.] What's the matter with you, kid? You look like you've seen a ghost.",
"Dawson: You're",
"Griffith: oh, not many people remember those old pictures, especially not young people. You must be Arthur's grandson. The doctor said",
"Dawson: I--I'm-- I'm not his grandson, actually. I'm, uh, I'm just a fan.",
"Griffith: Oh.",
"Dawson: He said he hadn't spoken to you in",
"Griffith: 40 years. He wrote me last month, said he'd been a fool, asked for forgiveness. Forgive him for what? The only person he ever hurt was himself. I thought about calling after she passed away-- my wife Ellie. I figured he'd be the only one who would understand.",
"Dawson: What stopped you?",
"Griffith: Oh, I realized how much greater his hurt would be than mine, how many oceans bigger. All the years I had with Ellie-- 3 children, a home, a good life. Still, all that time, he had that part of her soul you give your first love. When he goes, he'll be with her. I suppose that's the way it should have always been. Well... Good-bye, Arthur. Thanks for writing and for staying till I could say good-bye.",
"Dawson: Wait a minute. Please, don't leave. I... I don't know what to do. I'm not qualified to decide when a man should die.",
"Griffith: In a situation like this, son, all that's required is a little faith.",
"Dawson: I don't have that. I don't even know what that is.",
"Griffith: Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to. Miracle on 34th street. Arthur always believed that the best answers for life's questions could be found in the movies. Crazy idea, huh?",
"Dawson: Not so crazy.",
"Griffith: A kindred spirit.",
"[Scene: Jack and Jen's room. Jen is sitting on the floor by the open refrigerator, with several empty tiny liquor bottles lying on the floor, when Jack comes in.]",
"Jen: [Laughs] forgive me. I was in all kinds of discomfort, and in lieu of sedatives and painkillers, I sought refuge in the next best medicine.",
"Jack: How'd you get the mini-bar open?",
"Jen: [Giggles] you'd be amazed what a girl can do with a hair clip and a little bit of time.",
"Jack: [Chuckles] I wish you could see how pathetic this looks. [Sighs]",
"Jen: tired?",
"Jack: No. Actually, I'm very, very awake.",
"Jen: Me, too.",
"Jack: Tell you what I am tired of, though. I'm tired of feeling so numbed. You know, I always play everything so safe and harmless. I want to be dangerous, you know? I want to do something reckless and stupid tonight.",
"Jen: Like what?",
"Jack: I don't know. Get wasted, get in a fight, something.",
"Jen: Tell you what. Have a drink with me now, and I'll fight you later.",
"Jack: Sounds good. So, you're the expert on wild abandon and risky business? Isn't there something you really want to do?",
"Jen: Yes.",
"Jack: What is it?",
"Jen: I want to sit here with you.",
"[Scene: Joey and Pacey's room. There is a knock on the door and Joey opens it to see Anna outside in a bikini top.]",
"Anna: Sorry. Hope I'm not interrupting. I just wanted to remind you guys about the hot tubs.",
"Joey: We get the picture.",
"Anna: I just wasn't sure if it was clear.",
"Joey: Crystal.",
"Anna: Ok. Well, see ya.",
"[Anna leaves and Joey closes the door.]",
"Joey: No comment?",
"Pacey: Not really.",
"Joey: Really? Virtually topless female comes knocking on our door, asking if Pacey can come out to play, and you don't have any comment?",
"Pacey: Well, no matter what I say, you're just gonna take it wrong.",
"Joey: Ok. So, uh, keep me posted should you form any thoughts that you're willing to put on record.",
"Pacey: Oh, god, I sure am glad we tabled that whole s*x discussion. You know, we've been having such a relaxing weekend so far, I'd hate to ruin it with a bunch of passive- aggressive insinuations.",
"Joey: I'm really sorry, Pace, that all of my hang-ups and neuroses are putting a crimp in your social life. You know what? Why don't you just go join your friend in the hot tub and feel free",
"Pacey: and give you something to be really pissed off about, right? That's what you want, is it?",
"Joey: No. She's what you want, isn't she? Someone who's a little bit more fun? A little bit more experienced? A little bit more eager to help to make this a truly memorable weekend?",
"Pacey: I want you, Jo, but there's no sense in me arguing the point if you're so eager to refute it.",
"Joey: Look, I don't-- I don't doubt that you want me, Pacey. I just-- I don't know why or for what reason.",
"Pacey: Ok. Please, just stop right there. You and I both know that if I was in this relationship for s*x and s*x alone, I would not have lasted for 9 months.",
"Joey: No. No, you wouldn't have.",
"Pacey: Look, Jo, I refuse to feel guilty about this, because the fact of the matter is, it's not a bad thing when you want to sleep with somebody when you love 'em as much as I love you.",
"Joey: But there is something wrong with not wanting to.",
"Pacey: No. No. I just wish I knew what that something was. I mean, I know that you're scared. I get it. You tell me that you want to be scared together, but then, you won't tell me what you're scared of, and I think you know exactly what it is. You're just too afraid to say his name.",
"Joey: Dawson? That is not fair, Pacey. You can't bring his name up every single time our relationship",
"Pacey: ok. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Look, look, look. I'll tell you what. Do you want to know what I'm scared of? 'Cause I'm not scared of whether or not we sleep together. If and when you and I decide to do that, it will be right. What I am scared of is that little piece of your heart that will always belong to Dawson leery. Ok? I'm scared of that piece of your heart that always envisioned your first time being with him. I'm scared of that part of you that just doesn't want it to be me. That's what I'm scared of.",
"Joey: That's how you feel?",
"Pacey: [Laughs]",
"Joey: oh. Well, um... Well, if that's how you feel, then... Then why did you stay? Why stick around for 9 months if that's what you believe, Pacey?",
"Pacey: I'm just a glutton for punishment, I guess.",
"[He grabs his coat and leaves the room.]",
"[Scene: Jack and Jen's Room. Jack and Jen are sitting in front of each other, in front of the fire, both really drunk.]",
"Jen: Whoo! Yes.",
"Jack: Ha. I'm a lousy drunk.",
"Jen: Oh, baby, you're a great drunk.",
"Jack: No. The great drunk becomes... Hysterically entertaining once inebriated. I become solemn and introspective.",
"Jen: Hey, don't knock solid and introspective. Those can be 2 very sexy qualities.",
"Jack: Sexy...Is the ability to have a little bit of fun... You know, lighten up. It's like you're always telling me Jack, you--you can't close yourself off to See, you-- you're a sexy drunk. possibilities.",
"Jen: Ha ha ha!",
"Jack: You are. You get brave and crazy.",
"Jen: No, you're much braver than I am.",
"Jack: No, I'm not.",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Jack: I'm--I'm-- scared.",
"Jen: What are you scared of?",
"Jack: I'm, um... I'm scared that I'm gonna end up alone. I'm scared that I'm always gonna be somebody's friend or brother or confidante but never quite... Somebody's everything. Mostly I'm, uh... I'm scared that I'm never gonna find a guy... That I love as much as I love you.",
"[Jack leans in and give Jen a kiss, then another and another.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Cut between Joey in her room, and Dawson in his bedroom talking on the phone to each other.]",
"Joey: I'm really sorry, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Yeah, me, too. You know what? I feel like I'm doing the right thing. That's the strangest part.",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Dawson: I mean...At some point it...Ha... The whole thing just becomes too much for your brain to process, you know, and all you have to rely on is your heart and natural human instincts. And it's liberating. I mean, it's terrifying at first, but... I guess that's the point, isn't it?",
"Joey: What's that?",
"Dawson: If we weren't so afraid to let go, we wouldn't feel so free when we finally did.",
"Joey: You make it sound so simple.",
"Dawson: Ha. It's anything but that. But I think that's what brooks is waiting for. You know, even in his state, I think he was... He was waiting for his friend.",
"Joey: To say good-bye?",
"Dawson: Something like that.",
"Joey: That can be really hard.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"[Long Pause]",
"Dawson: Good-bye, Joey.",
"Joey: Good night, Dawson.",
"[Dawson hands up the phone and they both think about what they have just said.]",
"[Scene: Outside by the hot tub. Pacey is walking by it, when Anna and a couple of her friends get out.]",
"Anna: Hey, you! We were just getting out! Didn't think you'd make it.",
"Pacey: I'm not making it, actually. I was just taking a walk.",
"Anna: Hey, you look down. You know, since you were there for me in the not-so-distant past, it's only fair I reciprocate, right? [ Turns to her friends.] I'll catch up with you guys later.",
"[Scene: Jen and Jack's Room. Jen and Jack are making out in front of the fireplace. Jack has his sweater off, and Jen's shirt is unbuttoned.]",
"Jen: God, what are we doing?",
"Jack: I don't know.",
"Jen: We can't. We can't do this.",
"Jack: Says who?",
"Jen: Me. Um... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jack. You're drunk. You're drunk and lonely and... And gay. And as good as this seems right now, and, I mean, it does seem really, really good, it...Won't when the feelings pass.",
"Jack: How do you know that the feelings will",
"Jen: jack.",
"Jack: My head is spinning.",
"Jen: Tell you what... I'm gonna go get some ice and fix us a couple of tall glasses of water.",
"Jack: Ahh, that sounds good.",
"[Jen gets up and grabs the ice bucket.]",
"Jack: Jen?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Jack: I'm sorry.",
"[Scene: Mr. Brooks' Hospital room. The camera is focused on his heart monitor and it slows and then stops and the alarms go off. The doctor slowly goes over to it and turns it off, and Dawson just looks down at Mr. Brook's lifeless body. Gretchen, Mitch and Gale are there with him. The doctor leaves and then the others leave Dawson to be alone with Mr. Brooks.]",
"Dawson: See you, Mr. Brooks.",
"[Scene: Outside the Ski Resort. It is now night, and Jen comes out to empty the Ice bucket and spills some of the empty liquor bottles on the ground and Mr. Kasdan sees them ,and she quickly picks them up and puts them in the trash.]",
"Kasdan: What...The...Hell?",
"Jen: Ha... Um... Recycling. [She goes back to her room.] Night.",
"[Mr. Kasdan just looks on shocked.]",
"[Scene: In the common room at the Ski Resort. Anna and Pacey are sitting in front of the fire talking to each other.]",
"Anna: Look, I know you're not ready to break up with her yet. That's ok. I get it. That doesn't bother me. But I think it would be a shame to waste this opportunity.",
"Pacey: No, Anna, you obviously don't get it at all. This is not going to happen.",
"Anna: I don't understand. It's just s*x. It's not that big of a deal. We're all adults, so",
"Pacey: [laughs] no, we're not adults. We're not even close to being adults, and it is that big a deal. I have someone that I want to be with for more than just one night. So...The thought of losing her or hurting her... It's not even a consideration. For me it's not about wanting to have s*x. It's about wanting to share the most intimate thing that you can possibly share with someone... No matter how long you have to wait. So I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong idea.",
"[He gets up and turns to leave to see Joey standing behind them.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Pacey: Hey. How long have you been",
"Joey: long enough to remember why it is that I love you. Why every part of me loves you. [She kisses him] Hey, Pace.",
"Pacey: Yeah?",
"Joey: You can still be upset. You can still be angry. You earned it.",
"Pacey: I'm not angry with you.",
"Joey: You are. It's ok. You have a right to be. You don't have to be perfect all the time. And me...I, uh... I don't have to be so afraid.",
"[She kisses him again]",
"Pacey: What do you say you and I go in there, lock the door, cuddle up together, and then I read you a story?",
"Joey: Mmm... We didn't bring our book.",
"Pacey: That's all right. I'll make one up.",
"Joey: I like that idea.",
"[Scene: Dawson's living room. Dawson is setting up the screen for his projector while Gretchen is helping him. Grams is sitting in a chair, while Mitch is sitting on the couch. Gale comes into the room carrying a large bowl of popcorn.]",
"Gretchen: A little to the right.",
"Gale: Popcorn.",
"Grams: And what, may I ask, gave you the idea to do this?",
"Dawson: Um...Actually, you did. You had mentioned to me that you'd never seen one of his films-- pictures.",
"Grams: That would indeed be the case.",
"Dawson: Well, not for long. Lights.",
"[Gretchen turns off the lights]",
"Dawson: I think... This is how he would have liked to be remembered.",
"Grams: I think you're right. Let's have some popcorn.",
"[The all sit down to watch the show. Gretchen sits down in front of Dawson and he leans over and wraps his arms around her and rests his chin on the top of her head. Mitch and Gale just look at him and admire the man he has become.]",
"[Scene: Joey and Pacey's room. Joey is brushing her hair for bed in front of the mirror, when Pacey comes out of the bathroom.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Pacey: Hi. May I?",
"Joey: Sure.",
"[He takes the brush from her and begins brushing her hair.]",
"Joey: Hey, Pace...",
"Pacey: Mm-hmm?",
"Joey: Do you--do you still have your wallet?",
"Pacey: I thought we were done talking about that.",
"Joey: We are.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Pacey takes out his wallet and opens it up, and takes out the condom and hands it to her.]",
"Pacey: [Laughs] you gonna throw it away?",
"Joey: I wanna throw the wrapper away.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] if this is about what I was",
"Joey: Pacey... This is about how you carried my bag off the bus yesterday. This is about how... When we go to the movies and you go and you buy a popcorn you always make sure you bring back a napkin so I don't wipe all the grease on my jeans. And this is about how just last week when we were at miniature golf you took all of the shots first so I would know the correct path.",
"Pacey: Well, that's just",
"Joey: you taught me how to drive. And last year at prom... You knew that the bracelet I was wearing was my mom's. You kissed me first, sweetheart. The second time... [She removes his shirt] You counted to 10 before doing it again just in case I wanted to stop you. You bought me a wall.",
"Pacey: [Ahem] I didn't buy it so much as I",
"Joey: we were alone on a boat for 3 months and you understood without a word why I wasn't ready. Do you have to ask me now why I am? Pace. I'm gonna count to 10... And then I'm going to start kissing you. If you don't want me to... [She removes his under shirt] Then you're just gonna have to stop me. He leans in to kiss him] 10, my love.",
"[They begin kissing and making out and slowly make their way over to the bed, and fade out.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x14 | A Winter Tale | bunniefuu |
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"The morning after, Joey and Pacey discover they have overslept and missed the bus back to Capeside. While they wait for the next one, the couple find themselves confronted with the tensions that accompany the latest development in their relationship. Meanwhile, as punishment for breaking into her hotel mini-bar during the class ski trip, Mr. Kasdan decides to send Jen to a psychologist where she can discuss her issues. Back in Capeside, Joey and Dawson's paths collide and they spend an evening catching up on the past weekend and its many happenings. Sensing a change in Joey, Dawson poses an intrusive question, once again asking Joey if she has slept with Pacey. She lies and tells him she hasn't, feeling bad when Dawson expresses relief. Dawson comes to terms with the death of Brooks and is surprised to discover he has been named in his will."
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"[Scene: Outside the Ski Resort. Jack and Jen are walking up to the bus talking to each other while Mr. Kasdan is taking role of the people getting on the bus.]",
"Jack: So we're, uh, we're ok with everything?",
"Jen: Totally and completely.",
"Jack: Awesome.",
"Jen: Heh. But, what if we had gone through with it? What--what if I hadn't put a stop to our ill-conceived fumblings? What--what if I had gotten pregnant, we had to drop out of school senior year to raise our illegitimate love child?",
"Jack: Well, uh, then there would come a day where we'd have to sit down and explain to our said love child that, uh, mommy and daddy can't have s*x unless daddy's thinking about Ryan Philippe.",
"Jen: Hey, I mean, don't think I wouldn't be thinking about him, too.",
"[Jack and Jen put their bags in the bus and get ready to board the bus.]",
"Kasdan: Jennifer Lindley. Are there any other delinquent acts you care to commit before we embark on our journey home?",
"Jen: No, sir. No. So, uh, what's it gonna be? My punishment.",
"Kasdan: Punishment is the wrong word, miss Lindley. What I have in mind for you may just be the chicken soup your soul has been so obviously crying out for.",
"Jen: But, sir, I mean, they're only-- they're only like airplane[Jack grabs her arm and pulls her onto the bus] what?!",
"[Drue comes walking up to the bus.]",
"Kasdan: Kudos are in order, Mr. Valentine. Your tardy arrival has now put us off schedule entirely. Just exactly what part of \"we leave at 6:30 A.M. Sharp\" were you not listening to?",
"Drue: That's great... Yeah. But, uh, before we continue this discussion, could we stop at a Starbucks please?",
"Kasdan: Get on the bus, punk. And where are Joey potter and Pacey Witter? Probably off somewhere sucking face.",
"Drue: Yeah, tell me about it.",
"Kasdan: Yes, and now I have to go look for them, which is not on the schedule.",
"[Drue looks to one of the windows and sees 2 people kissing on the bus.]",
"Drue: Mr. Kasdan...",
"Kasdan: Yes?",
"[Drue points to the 2 people.]",
"Drue: Looks like you were right.",
"Kasdan: [Groans]",
"Drue: it's disgusting, isn't it?",
"[They board the bus and the 2 people pull apart and we see that it isn't actually Joey and Pacey.]",
"[Scene: Joey wakes up wrapped in Pacey's arms and she rolls her head over to look at Pacey and he simply smiles at her and she return the smile. Scene fades to black.]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"About Last Night",
"[Scene: At the Ski Resort. Pacey and Joey are standing in front of some vending machines and Pacey hands Joey a dollar for the machine.]",
"Joey: I was thinking more along the lines of something that required silverware, pace.",
"Pacey: Hey, bus tickets cost money, woman, and you had me pay for that impromptu call to Gretchen, so how does coffee and crackers sound?",
"Joey: Lovely.",
"Pacey: So... You tell Bessie?",
"Joey: Tell Bessie what?",
"Pacey: Does the word \"duh\" mean anything to you? About last night.",
"Joey: What exactly was I supposed to say, pace? And if you say that I'm a woman now, I will projectile vomit on you.",
"Pacey: Ok, fine. What about Gretchen?",
"Joey: [Laughs] yeah. Uh, hey, Gretchen, sorry we missed the bus back. By the way, your brother deflowered me last night. Gotta go. I mean, do I really strike you as the type of person who enjoys discussing my boyfriend's sexual prowess with his siblings?",
"Pacey: Ok, point taken, but... Let me just pose this hypothetical. Let's say that you were the type of person that enjoyed discussing your boyfriend's sexual prowess. What do you think you might say?",
"Joey: About what? About the prowess?",
"Pacey: Yeah. About the prowess.",
"Joey: You know, just when I think you're the antithesis of the typical male, there you are, dragging your knuckles with the rest of the primates.",
"Pacey: Well, you should never underestimate a primate's desire to hear about his abilities in the sack. Pop tart?",
"[Scene: The Newsstand at the bus stop. Joey is reading a magazine when Pacey comes up to her holding his two hands in fists out in front of him.]",
"Pacey: Pick one.",
"[She picks his right hand, and he opens it and points to the other hand]",
"Pacey: Pick the other one.",
"[he opens his other hand and has some chocolate hearts in it.]",
"Pacey: I know it's not the most equal of exchanges. You know, virginity for chocolate hearts, but I thought I should get you something. Just to commemorate the event.",
"Joey: Wow, if I had known there were prizes involved, I would've asked for a car. I mean, nothing too expensive, just, you know, something to tool around in.",
"Pacey: How about the Witter Wagoneer?",
"Joey: The Witter Wagoneer? Do I look like some two-bit floozy to you?",
"Pacey: No, you don't.",
"Joey: No?",
"Pacey: No. To tell you the truth, I don't think you've ever looked more beautiful.",
"Joey: You're easy, 'cause I didn't even get a chance to shower this morning.",
"[She kisses him]",
"Pacey: Whoa, apparently you didn't get a chance to brush your teeth, either.",
"Joey: This from the \"morning breath\" monster himself.",
"Pacey: Oh, man, I could do this.",
"Joey: What?",
"Pacey: This-- the back and forth, the sweetness and the sarcasm. I could do this for the rest of my life, you know? With you as my partner in irreverence.",
"Joey: Well, have you ever stopped to think that maybe you're just the first of many, pace?",
"Pacey: Oh. Well, in that case, I guess I just have to be satisfied with being the Neil Armstrong of the bunch.",
"[Scene: A couch at the Ski Resort. Pacey and Joey are sitting on the couch and look over to see a young couple passionately kissing each other, and look back to each other and smile.]",
"Pacey: So, typically when couples engage in the sort of activity that we engaged in last night, there is some sort of morning-after discussion.",
"Joey: About what?",
"Pacey: Well, it's a bit like a post-game wrap-up.",
"Joey: I see. You want to know if you were any good.",
"Pacey: Well, I'd really rather know if it was good for you.",
"Joey: Of course. You being Pacey Witter, friend to women and all.",
"Pacey: Precisely.",
"Joey: It was very nice.",
"Pacey: Nice?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Pacey: [Clears throat] just \"nice,\" huh?",
"Joey: What's wrong with \"nice?\"",
"Pacey: There's nothing wrong with \"nice.\" I mean, there's nothing wrong with \"great,\" either. Hell, there's nothing particularly offensive with \"mind-blowing\" or \"transcendent.\"",
"Joey: Sorry, pace, I left my thesaurus at home. I didn't know I was going to get yelled at for my vocabulary.",
"Pacey: I'm not too worried about your vocabulary.",
"Joey: You know, maybe \"nice\" means everything to me, Pacey. Maybe \"nice\" is all a girl can manage the morning after her first time, because, as you know, it's not something I've ever experienced before. So I can't really sit here and honestly say that something is \"great\" or \"mind-blowing\" or \"transcendent\" if I have nothing to compare it to.",
"Pacey: Because there are certain... Benchmarks in the sexual experience.",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Pacey: There are certain things that happen or don't happen over the course of the evening that",
"Joey: Are you asking me if I",
"Pacey: Yes!",
"Joey: Can we please not talk about that?",
"Pacey: Why?",
"Joey: Because it's not important.",
"Pacey: Ok, it might not be important to you, but it's really important to me.",
"Joey: This isn't all about you, you know. You think you're feeling insecure?! Do you have any idea what it's like to be me this morning?",
"Pacey: I don't understand.",
"Joey: Of course you don't.",
"Pacey: Well, maybe you'd like to enlighten me, then.",
"Joey: Did you ever stop and think that maybe I might be wondering how I measure up? How I fit into the picture that includes not only one but 2 prior sexual relationships, both of which meant a great deal to you?",
"Pacey: I didn't even know girls thought like that.",
"Joey: Does the word \"duh\" mean anything?",
"Pacey: Jo, you were great.",
"Joey: Great?",
"Pacey: Yes, great. Which is a hell of a lot better than \"nice,\" let me tell you.",
"Joey: And completely beside the point.",
"Pacey: Jo, you were great. You were fantastic. You were every glowing adjective under the sun. I want to run out and tell the entire world what I did last night and who I did it with.",
"Joey: You're not really planning on doing that, are you?",
"Pacey: Well, no, but",
"Joey: Good.",
"Pacey: Why is that good?",
"Joey: Because it's private, and I really want to keep it that way. I really don't want the whole world to know about our s*x life.",
"Pacey: Mmm. I think I get it. By \"the whole world,\" what you really mean is Dawson.",
"Joey: Why does it have to be about that? Why can't it just be the fact that I don't want to hurt him any more than I already have?",
"Pacey: I don't want to hurt him, either. Ok? I don't. But I do want to be able to have s*x with my girlfriend, whom I adore, without having to worry about the soap operatic repercussions of him finding out. Let me ask you one question, Jo. What would you say to him? You know, if he were here right now and he asked you, what would you tell him?",
"Joey: Well, I would have to tell him the truth.",
"Pacey: And you'd do that?",
"Joey: Yes. Absolutely.",
"[There is a big pause]",
"Pacey: Wanna know something funny? You haven't touched me.",
"Joey: What?",
"Pacey: You haven't touched me all morning. And here I was thinking that s*x brought people closer together.",
"[Joey gets up and leaves, as the couple who were kissing watch her go and then look back and give Pacey a dirty look.]",
"[Scene: Outside the Ski Resort. Joey is sitting on the deck with tears in her eyes when Pacey comes out and sits down next to her.]",
"Joey: You wanna know why it was so nice, Pacey? You probably don't even remember, but... There was this thing. There you were, above me, and you--you brushed my hair over my forehead... And it felt really nice. Made me feel safe. Like no matter what, you were gonna be there and you were gonna protect me. Years from now, when I look back, I'm really not gonna remember the clumsy positioning or the morning-after awkwardness or whether or not the experience itself met the textbook definition of great s*x. I'm gonna remember how sweet you were. How you took me to this brand new place. Pace, I'm glad I had s*x. And I'm really glad that I had s*x with you. But now, I really just kinda wanna go home. So we can do it again.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"The Big Picture",
"[Scene: Mr. Brooks' house. Dawson and Gretchen pull up the to house in Gretchen's car, while Dawson is driving. Gretchen looks over to Dawson and gives him a kiss.]",
"Gretchen: It's gonna get better. I promise. So, what does grams want, anyway?",
"Dawson: I don't know. She told me to meet her here after the funeral. She said she'd be in the garage.",
"[They get out of the car and go into the garage to find Grams there holding a gun.]",
"Grams: Heh. Prop from one of Arthur's pictures. Maybe I could use this to keep my granddaughter in line.",
"Dawson: I had no idea he kept all this stuff.",
"Grams: Oh, he collected all this over the years. Sought it out, piece by piece. You know, no matter what he might have said, Arthur was fiercely proud of what he accomplished in his career. It was a lovely service, wasn't it?",
"Dawson: Yeah, quite a turn-out, too.",
"Gretchen: It was a lovely service, Mrs. Ryan. How can we help?",
"Grams: Arthur mentioned he didn't want this stuff just collecting dust. I thought we might donate it somewhere. If you have any suggestions, Dawson...",
"Dawson: What's the point? Nobody knows he existed.",
"Grams: Well, maybe there's something here you would like, something to remember him by.",
"[Dawson storms out of the garage and Gretchen is about to follow after him, when Grams stops her.]",
"Grams: No, l-let me.",
"[Scene: Outside the Garage. Grams comes out to join Dawson who is just looking out into the horizon.]",
"Grams: I'm sorry, Dawson. I know this can't be easy for you.",
"Dawson: Oh, it's not, but that doesn't give me any right to be rude. I'm sorry. I apologize.",
"Grams: Oh, there's no need. Everyone deals with death in his own way. Some cry, some pray, some get angry at the world. There is no right or wrong.",
"Dawson: Why would you want to be here today? It's completely morbid. Why would anybody want to subject themselves to this?",
"Grams: Dawson, you and I have lost a very dear friend, and the pain of that loss isn't going to just disappear any time soon. It will pass, slowly, at its own pace, and there's precious little you or I can do about it. You know, if there's anything I've learned at my somewhat advanced age, it's the importance of closure in the grieving process.",
"Dawson: I don't think it's the lack of closure that's bothering me.",
"Grams: Hmm...What is it, then?",
"Dawson: I don't know.",
"Grams: Maybe you should spend some time with him, with his space, with his things... Find a way to say good-bye. Maybe that will help you figure things out.",
"[Grams leaves and Dawson goes back towards the garage.]",
"[Scene: Inside the Garage. Gretchen is going through a box and pulls out a script inside and waves over to Dawson to join her.]",
"Gretchen: Look what I found.",
"Dawson: Delia and George by Arthur brooks? This looks like a screenplay. No, it's not. It's a play, actually. It says 1949. He was my age when he wrote this.",
"[She looks over his shoulder and reads from the script.]",
"Gretchen: \"I'm hopping mad at you, George.\" Come on. It'll be fun.",
"Dawson: \"Whatever for, dear?\"",
"Gretchen: \"Because I find you to be a rather irritating fellow.\"",
"Dawson: \"Well, is there anything I can do to make it better?\"",
"Gretchen: \"You might go jump in that lake over there.\"",
"Dawson: \"But that would ruin my suit.\"",
"Gretchen: \"Which would be a fitting punishment.\"",
"Dawson: \"For loving a skirt like you?\"",
"Gretchen: \"Funny, I thought I was a dame.\"",
"Dawson: \"No, my dear, you're a skirt. Most definitely a skirt.\"",
"[Gretchen places her hands on either side of Dawson's face and plants a huge kiss on him.]",
"Gretchen: Sorry. It was in the script.",
"Dawson: Damn. I thought you were improvising.",
"Gretchen: That was sweet. Brooks was sweet.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, he was. Once upon a time, before he gave up. 5 people showed up at his funeral. 5--you, me, my parents, and grams, which means that 3 of the people barely knew him. I mean, just think if I hadn't crashed his boat, nobody would have shown up. I'm sorry, I find that...Pathetic.",
"Gretchen: I don't think Mr. Brooks needs your pity, Dawson. I mean, this is a guy who saw his wildest dreams come true. That's a hell of a lot more than most of us get.",
"Dawson: Yeah, and this what he has to show for it?",
"Gretchen: What do you mean?",
"Dawson: Look around you. This is it. This--this--I mean, this is an entire life. It all comes down to this. Stuff. Stuff! A garage full of stuff.",
"Gretchen: Now you're starting to sound like him.",
"Dawson: Yeah, which is exactly what scares me, because at some point he just decided it was easier to stop caring. And he did, and by the time he woke up, it was too late. What's to prevent any of us from ending up like that?",
"Gretchen: That's not you, Dawson. That would never be you.",
"Dawson: You don't know that. I mean, h-how can you be sure? I mean, I lost the girl just like he did.",
"Gretchen: Yeah, and you picked yourself up, you dusted yourself off, and you took a chance. Look, so what if he screwed up, you know? So what if he was a coward for more years than he was a hero? In the end, he got it right. Do you know when I realized that my feelings for you were more than platonic? It was that stupid movie.",
"Dawson: What movie?",
"Gretchen: The one we watched in your room that night.",
"Dawson: Turn away, my sweet.",
"Gretchen: Watching you watch that movie, seeing you come alive in a way I've never seen you before. I mean, in that moment I just knew I wanted to be a part of your life in this bigger and better way. And in some weird way, Dawson, Mr. Brooks brought us together.",
"[Dawson just stares at her for a minute.]",
"Dawson: I like you.",
"Gretchen: Oh, god. Why?",
"Dawson: Because you're smart and you're funny and you always know what to say to make me feel better. You're beautiful. You're beautiful in a way that makes me remember those old-time movie stars. You know, like the ones in brooks' movies? You know, all style and grace. Plus, you smell good.",
"Gretchen: I do?",
"Dawson: Yeah, not like in a perfumey way, but in a really \"pretty girl\" kind of way.",
"Gretchen: You have no idea what you're doing, do you?",
"Dawson: No...",
"Gretchen: Good. Keep it that way. 'Cause the second you become aware of just how charming you are, you're gonna use your powers for evil.",
"Dawson: Gretchen, would you-- would you mind terribly",
"Gretchen: you wanna be alone.",
"Dawson: How'd you know?",
"Gretchen: 'Cause I'm an awesome girlfriend.",
"Dawson: Make that an awesome skirt.",
"Gretchen: I like that.",
"[She gives him a kiss]",
"Gretchen: I'll be outside.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Gretchen: Just do me a favor.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Gretchen: When you remember brooks, remember that great big thumping heart of his. Remember how sweet he was to grams. Remember how, when he saw us under the mistletoe, he told you to \"quit flirting and kiss her already.\" Remember that guy, Dawson.",
"[Gretchen leaves, and Dawson begins to go through some of the stuff, heading to the upstairs of the garage and finds a box of poster. He pulls one of the posters out and opens it to see it is a movie poster for Turn Away, My Sweet. He is looking fondly at it when a voice startles him. ]",
"Man: Dawson? Dawson leery?",
"[Dawson looks down to see a man there holding a brief case.]",
"Dawson: Uh, can I help you?",
"Man: Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, but the young lady outside told me I could find you in here. I'm Patrick Felker. I'm handling the Arthur brooks estate.",
"Dawson: Oh. Uh... Nice to meet you.",
"Man: My pleasure. Um, I was hoping that you'd come by my office this afternoon.",
"Dawson: What for?",
"Man: It's regarding Mr. Brooks' will.",
"Dawson: His will? What does that have to do with me?",
"Man: Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you drop by and we'll talk.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Man: So, who was this guy, anyway?",
"Dawson: What do you mean?",
"Man: I don't know, um... Was he some kind of movie star or something?",
"Dawson: No, he was a, uh...He was a pain in the ass. He was a grumpy, misanthropic, smarter-than-thou pain in the ass. Barely a kind word for anybody who ever crossed his path. But, uh, he was A... He was a friend of mine, and I'm gonna miss him.",
"Man: Yeah, well... This afternoon, then.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Excess Baggage",
"[Scene: A profession office building. Jen walks into the building and gets inside and walks up to a closed door. She sees a buzzer on the shelf next to the door and buzzes it, when there is no answer she buzzes it again and again. Suddenly the door opens and bumps into her.]",
"Jen: Oh! Ooh. Hi.",
"Tom: Jennifer?",
"Jen: Yes. Jen.",
"Tom: Tom frost. Nice to meet you.",
"Jen: Oh. Yeah.",
"Tom: I apologize for the mess.",
"[The place is spotless]",
"Jen: Yeah, you might want to work on it.",
"Tom: Have a seat. [Jen looks around at all the chairs and simply shrugs her shoulders.] I take it you've never been in therapy.",
"Jen: Mm-hmm, you take it right. Which is actually quite surprising, given my sordid history and all, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. [Jen goes to sit down but suddenly jumps up.] Oh, this is weird. Ha ha ha.",
"[She begins pacing around the room.]",
"Jen: [Sighs]",
"Tom: so how are you today?",
"Jen: Fine. Anything else you'd like to know?",
"Tom: Why don't we talk about why you're here?",
"Jen: Ha! Do we have to?",
"Tom: Why do you think you need to be here?",
"Jen: Actually I don't think I need to be here.",
"Tom: Then why are you?",
"Jen: Come on. I'm sure that they told you.",
"Tom: Well, from what I understand, there have been some disciplinary issues.",
"Jen: Mmm. All right. See, I was on this ski trip, and a teacher caught me throwing away empty liquor bottles.",
"Tom: So you were drinking?",
"Jen: Yeah. Is that bad?",
"Tom: Depends why you were doing it.",
"Jen: See, here's the thing. I had just been through this really big ordeal with my best friend jack. We'd almost slept together, but I had the presence of mind to put the kibosh on it, which is good, 'cause he's a homo-- he's a homosexual, which is... Ha ha ha. That's not healthy-- not the homsex-- not him being a homosexual, but sleeping with a homosexual-- I keep saying homosexual. I sound like my grandmother. Gay. Gay. Gay. You could be gay. Are you gay?",
"Tom: Is that important to you?",
"Jen: Ha. Just making conversation.",
"Tom: Back to the drinking. Why do you think you drink?",
"Jen: Well, I don't usually.",
"Tom: But you do sometimes?",
"Jen: Yeah, sure, sometimes. Not like I'm an alcoholic.",
"Tom: But you like to drink?",
"Jen: Yeah, who doesn't? [Tom starts to take a note down.] Ok, what are you writing?",
"Tom: I'm taking notes.",
"Jen: Oh. Do I get a copy?",
"Tom: No.",
"Jen: So how long do these things go for?",
"Tom: 50 minutes.",
"Jen: 50 minutes, give or take?",
"Tom: No, 50 minutes precisely.",
"Jen: What happens if we dig up some real juicy stuff?",
"Tom: That's what next week is for.",
"Jen: Excuse me, but that seems kind of cold. I wonder what it is you do with those extra 10 minutes.",
"Tom: I take a break, rest up for the next patient.",
"Jen: Wait a minute. You rest? Well, excuse me, but you don't seem to be exerting yourself that much. Where'd you go to school?",
"Tom: Why is that important to you?",
"Jen: Well, it's not. Really, actually, it's not really important to me at all. I'm just curious. High school senior. College on the brain. You don't want to answer... It's fine with me. [She looks over and sees his diploma on the wall.] Ooh, Boston! You know, I think that's kind of crooked. Why don't I fix it for you? I don't want you breakin' out in no rash.",
"[She goes to adjust the picture and it begins to fall.]",
"Jen: Oh, my god! Oh, shoot! [Crash] oh, my god, I'm so sorry.",
"Tom: It's ok. It's ok, Jennifer. I'll take care of it later. Please, leave it.",
"Jen: Really, I really apologize.",
"Tom: Leave it.",
"[He stops Jen from cleaning up the mess.]",
"Jen: You know, you're-- you're a lot younger than I thought you would be. How--how old are you? Ugh! I know. Why is it important to me? Forget I asked.",
"Tom: Why don't we talk about your parents?",
"Jen: Oh, yeah, um... Well, I was a bit of a wild child, so my parents, they shipped me off to live with my grandmother.",
"Tom: How's that been for you?",
"Jen: Fine. Fine, but crappy. Ha ha ha. But I'm over it, honestly. I've dealt with this stuff, and so my parents are less than perfect. What am I going to do? I've got my grandmother and my friends. They help me through all the rough spots. Hmm. You know what? I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. I don't think that I'm the kind of person that benefits from therapy. I feel as though I'm relatively self-aware.",
"Tom: Yes, well, teenagers often confuse knowledge with wisdom.",
"Jen: Ha. Well, what's that supposed to mean?",
"Tom: What do you think it means?",
"Jen: I think it means that you think I'm stupid.",
"Tom: Is that what you heard me say?",
"Jen: Yeah, pretty much.",
"Tom: Well, I'm sorry if you feel like I've offended you.",
"Jen: Whatever.",
"[Tom looks from his note pad up to the clock and back down again.]",
"Jen: Busted.",
"Tom: Excuse me?",
"Jen: I just saw you look at the clock. Am I boring you?",
"Tom: Of course not.",
"Jen: Oh, 'cause if I'm boring you, you should really let me know. [Sighs] you know what? This is not going to work. This is not going to work out.",
"Tom: What do you mean?",
"Jen: I mean that we're not a very good match for each other. You're not a very warm person.",
"Tom: Is that the kind of relationship you expect from your therapist?",
"Jen: Well, I don't know if you've noticed or not, but what we're trying to do here is based around talking, and--and you're not very easy to talk to.",
"Tom: Well, perhaps that's something we need to work on.",
"Jen: No, perhaps that's something that you should work on.",
"Tom: Perhaps.",
"Jen: Uh--well--wow! A victory!",
"Tom: Is that important to you? To win?",
"Jen: I knew that was coming.",
"Tom: You didn't answer my question.",
"Jen: Well, because there's just another, more irritating one looming on the horizon.",
"[Tom goes over to his desk and sits down.]",
"Tom: You should go.",
"Jen: And I'd like to, but I can't.",
"Tom: Of course, you can. I'll tell your school that you fulfilled the requirement.",
"Jen: Really? You're-- you're going to do that?",
"Tom: Absolutely.",
"Jen: All right then.",
"[She grabs her bag and coat.]",
"Tom: It was good to meet you, Jennifer.",
"Jen: Nice meeting you, too.",
"[She goes and opens the door to leave, and stops before going through the door.]",
"Jen: Ok, I'm just going to ask. Ha. Am I totally screwed up?",
"Tom: It's probably too early for me to guess.",
"Jen: Take care.",
"Tom: But were I to hazard one, I'd say that the smart, sarcastic exterior masks a scared, lonely young woman who's relationship with her parents has scarred her in ways she hasn't even begun to process. She has a hard time trusting people-- men, especially, and who can blame her? When parental ties are severed early on like that, it can send a young person searching for love and acceptance in a variety of destructive ways, which may explain your relationship with drugs, alcohol, and a best friend whose sexuality prevents him from ever fully returning your affections. But all that is really just dime store psychobabble. Truth is, we don't really know why you're here yet. But I would love to help you find out.",
"[She closes the door again and comes back into the room.]",
"Jen: You got me for the hour. I'm not promising anything. [She sits down in the chair.] And don't think I didn't catch that whole none-too-subtle reverse psychology thing you just pulled.",
"Tom: Why don't we start with your friends?",
"Jen: Ok. Friends. Um... Well, I guess it really just started about 2 years ago. Um, it was the day before my first day of my sophomore year, and I'd just moved from New York City and, um... I don't know, I got out of the cabin and there they were. They were right in the middle of making this movie. This costume had things on it and Dawson, I had the biggest crush on the guy, like...",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Seems Like Old Times",
"[Scene: Outside the movie house. Dawson is waiting to get into the movie, when Joey comes walking by.]",
"Joey: Dawson?",
"Dawson: Joey.",
"Joey: What are you doing here?",
"Dawson: Uh, I just kind of felt like getting lost in a crowd, I guess. What about you?",
"Joey: I guess I had the same impulse. Look, I'm so sorry about everything.",
"Dawson: Yeah, thanks. These past few days have sucked in ways I didn't know were possible. But, hey, how was the ski trip?",
"Joey: Oh, uh, you know, it was fine.",
"Dawson: Did I miss anything exciting?",
"Joey: Uh... Jen bruised her foot.",
"Dawson: Ah, well, as brooks was fond of saying, \"I'll alert the media.\" You and Pacey have fun?",
"Joey: Yeah. Like I said, you know, everything was fine.",
"Dawson: Good.",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"Dawson: Good. Um... Shall we?",
"Joey: Dawson?",
"Dawson: Yeah? What?",
"Joey: Never mind.",
"Dawson: No. What were you going to say?",
"Joey: Would you rather maybe go someplace and talk?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I would like that.",
"Joey: Me, too.",
"[Scene: At a local diner. Joey and Dawson are sitting across from each other at one of the booths talking.]",
"Dawson: Can I tell you something? It's not exactly a secret, but I haven't told anybody yet.",
"Joey: Of course.",
"Dawson: Mr. Brooks put me in his will.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Dawson: Mm-hmm.",
"Joey: Does that mean",
"Dawson: That he left me money? Yeah.",
"Joey: You're kidding me.",
"Dawson: I could not be kidding you less.",
"Joey: What are you gonna do with it?",
"Dawson: Apparently, I have to do something great with it. The proviso in his will reads, and I quote, \"Mr. Leery, this is the money \"with which one achieves greatness, \"so don't go blowing it on women and booze. \"But should that be your choice, make sure it's great women and great booze.\"",
"Joey: Well, no pressure there.",
"Dawson: I guess I could... Pay my entire college tuition.",
"Joey: You could make a movie.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I could. Wow. It feels weird thinking about how I'd spend it, though. It'd be one thing if I'd won the lottery. This is...",
"Joey: I understand. [Dawson just is staring at her smiling.] What?",
"Dawson: You seem different.",
"Joey: I do?",
"Dawson: Yeah. You look different, too. Is it your hair or something?",
"Joey: No.",
"Dawson: No. It's not bad different. It's good different. It's just...I don't know.",
"[Joey just smiles awkwardly and turns to look out the window for a second.]",
"Joey: You wanna get out of here?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"[Scene: The swing sets where Dawson and Joey had their second kiss. Joey and Dawson are sitting in the swings talking to each other.]",
"Joey: The last time we were here...",
"Dawson: Was a very different time.",
"Joey: And to think we thought things were complicated then.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Oh, boy. Little did we know, huh?",
"Joey: Dawson, I'm really sorry.",
"Dawson: Jo, it's ok. I've... I've dealt with it from every conceivable angle.",
"Joey: No. Not about that. Um... I should've been there for you this weekend.",
"Dawson: It's ok. Please, don't worry about it. Really.",
"Joey: Dawson. You've been in hell the last 3 days, and I should have been there giving you everything that you've given me. Where was I? It's just, uh... I've made some... Some big choices and some big decisions, and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna wake up one day and realize that all there ever really was was friendship. And if I wasn't any good at that, then...Where does that leave me?",
"Dawson: Jo, you're not a bad friend. I don't get to say it much anymore, but... You're my best friend. You always were. No matter where you are, no matter where your life may take you, and no matter who you're with...",
"Joey: You'll always have a piece of my heart.",
"Dawson: Something like that.",
"Joey: Yeah. Doesn't have to be a huge piece.",
"Dawson: No, no, no, no. Not a huge piece. Just enough. You know, tiny piece.",
"[Scene: Several scenes of Joey and Dawson walking with each other sharing some fun moments together. They walk around a corner to run into a lady walking several dogs on leashes and one them come loose.]",
"Dawson: Oh. You lost one of your dogs. Hold on. Excuse me. Excuse me. Miss.",
"[Joey picks up the dog and brings it to the lady.]",
"Dawson: Wasn't that funny?",
"[They come walking out of a coffee house, and Dawson takes a drink of his coffee and pulls it from his face.]",
"Dawson: Joey, this is your coffee. More sugar, with a little bit of coffee mixed in.",
"[Back to the movie house. It is closing up for the night and the light go out. Dawson turns back to Joey.]",
"Dawson: Well, I, uh... I guess this is good night. It may sound silly, but... Thank you for a lovely night.",
"Joey: Yeah. We'll have to do it again sometime.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: Good night.",
"Dawson: Good night, Jo.",
"Joey: Dawson",
"Dawson: Joeyyou first.",
"Joey: No. You first.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] did something happen on the ski trip?",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Dawson: Well, I have this feeling-- kind of unshakable feeling-- that, uh, something happened. It's just a feeling. And you don't have to answer me if you don't want to, but...",
"Joey: What are you asking me?",
"Dawson: I'm asking you if you slept with Pacey.",
"Joey: It's kind of personal, don't you think?",
"Dawson: I think it's really personal.",
"Joey: I mean, what if... What if I was to stand here and ask you if you've slept with Gretchen.",
"Dawson: The answer would be no. But you're right. It's very personal and it's none of my business and I apologize. I'm sorry. Ok. I, uh... You know, Jo, I guess I just-- I want you to know that I'm not holding you to anything that we might have said in the past. Ok? I mean... I want you to live your life and be happy and enjoy everything that goes along with that. And--and... I know that sometimes you make a promise and you mean it at the time, but then life gets in the way and it makes it impossible to keep.",
"Joey: A couple of years ago, if someone were to tell me that we'd be standing here having this conversation, I would have referred them to the nearest asylum. But things aren't exactly turning out the way that I necessarily thought they would. A couple of years ago, if you would've asked me who the first person I was going to have s*x with was, I would've answered unequivocally... Dawson leery, that's who. And the possibility of sleeping with anybody else never even occurred to me. Especially not Pacey.",
"Dawson: So what are you saying, Jo?",
"Joey: No. I have not slept with Pacey.",
"Dawson: You-- oh. Uh... Oh. I'm sorry. That was a sigh of relief you just heard. I... Um...",
"Joey: Ah, well, good night.",
"Dawson: Good night, Jo.",
"[She walks away and Dawson watches her go with a relieved look on his face.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x15 | Four Stories | bunniefuu |
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Dawson_s_Creek_04x17.json | [
"Joey receives some good college news, but while she glows, Dawson is forced to face a crushing rejection. Joey's elated mood, however, is tempered by a sobering revelation that her family's lack of savings may prevent her from achieving her dreams. Dawson offers her a financial solution but she feels she must confess to sleeping with Pacey before she can really consider Dawson's offer. Jen and Jack want to attend college together but hit a stumbling block when Jack decides that New York is the place to go and Jen isn't so sure she's ready to return to the Big Apple. A therapy session forces her to confront her past with the help of Drue."
]
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"[Scene: The School Cafeteria. Joey is sitting at a table alone when she notices Jen walking in carrying some books. She waves to Jen. Jen sees her and begins walking over to her.]",
"Jen: Ugh.",
"Joey: Uhh. Nice dramatic entrance.",
"Jen: I aim to please. Thanks.",
"Joey: Wow... are these all the colleges you got into?",
"Jen: Well, the colleges that Jack and I both got accepted to. Now, all we have to do is narrow down the choices.",
"Joey: There's, like, 5 colleges there.",
"Jen: What can I say? He's really good at the application process, which means he can always resort to a career in civil service or education. So, how about you? You hear anything?",
"Joey: No. Which means I can always resort to a career in waitressing.",
"Jen: Hardly.",
"[Someone walks up and hand Joey a note that says come to the administration office and call home.]",
"Jen: Hmm. Something tells me you're wrong.",
"[Scene: Inside a classroom. Dawson has just received the same kind of note that Joey received, and Jack looks over from the desk next to him and reads it.]",
"Jack: Something tells me it's a sign.",
"Dawson: You think?",
"Jack: Well, would there be another reason to pull the respectable Dawson leery out of class? I think not.",
"[Scene: The Administration office. Joey is in there waiting for the secretary when Dawson walks in. There is a boy on the phone and he hangs up and walks out of the office with a disappointed look on his face.]",
"Dawson: Hey. This is a coincidence.",
"Joey: Hopefully a good one.",
"Secretary: I'll be glad when April's over. Parents should let you kids open your own college mail instead of torturing you over the phone. [The secretary pushes a phone over to each of them] Dial 9 to get out.",
"Dawson: Well, I guess this is it. Another life-altering moment. Good luck.",
"Joey: Same to you.",
"[The both pick up the phone in front of them and dial home.]",
"Dawson: Mom. Hey. Yeah, that's why I called. N.Y.U. Film? Open it.",
"Joey: Hey, Bessie. No, I'm glad that you called. Finally came. Well, I don't think I can wait till I get home. Do you think you can read it to me?",
"Dawson: Mom, could you read that again? I don't think I understood.",
"Joey: No, it doesn't. It really says that? Oh, my god. Yeah.",
"Dawson: No, I heard you. Yeah. I understand. All right. Gotta go.",
"[Joey is on the phone with a smile on her face, but Dawson doesn't look to happy when he hangs up the phone..]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: The School Hallway. Joey and Dawson are walking out of the Admin office together.]",
"Joey: Are you sure there's nothing I can do?",
"Dawson: Joey, stop it. I'm ok.",
"Joey: Well, it's just if the circumstances were reversed, I know how I'd feel.",
"Dawson: You'd be happy for me, like I am for you.",
"[Pacey comes up to them.]",
"Pacey: Hey, what's up, campers? Ok, we got some weird chi going on here.",
"Dawson: Yeah, well I'll let her give you the good news. I gotta get to class. Promise me you'll celebrate.",
"[Dawson leaves them.]",
"Pacey: So, what's the good news?",
"Joey: Well, we both just called home, and while he found out he got rejected by N.Y.U., I found out that I got accepted to worthy.",
"Pacey: Worthington. Oh, you got in! Ha ha ha! Congratulations, sweetheart. This is fantastic news. Oh, come on. Be happy. You heard the man. You got nothing to feel guilty about here.",
"Joey: Well, it's just so surreal. I mean, stuff like this doesn't happen to me.",
"Pacey: Come on.",
"[He grabs her arm and begins leading her down the hall.]",
"Joey: Where are we going? We still have sixth period.",
"Pacey: Well, with all due respect to Mr. Ringler's history class, today is about the future, your future. And I have this funny feeling you're not gonna believe that letter until you see it.",
"Joey: Pacey, I can't just cut class.",
"Pacey: Oh, you're not gonna get into college? Please.",
"[Scene: School AV room. Jack is sitting at a table with tons of College Pamphlets and videos on it and Jen stands up and holds one of the videos in her hand.]",
"Jack: No. No, no, no, no. I'm not watching that video again, Jen. It's too handheld. It's gonna make me hurl. But I do like the one with the queeny professor that's talking about the history of the statue of Liberty.",
"Jen: You laughed through the whole thing. Jack, come on, be serious. All right. We've got a lot of schools to cover, and we need to make an informed decision here, so... ok. So, why don't we do this systematically?",
"Jack: Jen, I don't even know why we're wasting our time with this. We both know there is only one choice, right? The University of New York. What? It's a great school, and you're the one that's always saying that New York is the only city worth living in. So, please can we just do this?",
"Jen: Well, what would you say if I said that I... that I wasn't so sure anymore?",
"Jack: I'd say... someone needs to deal with their issues.",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. Bodie is at the refrigerator calling out a list of items to Bessie who is trying to write it all down.]",
"Bodie: 20 pounds of chicken, fresh rosemary, honey, orange juice",
"Bessie: Bodie, slow down. You're talking too fast.",
"[Joey and Pacey some into the B&B.]",
"Joey: What are you guys doing?",
"Bessie: Jo, I am so proud of you. And mom would be, too.",
"Bodie: Do I get a hug from the college girl?",
"[Joey goes over and gives him a hug.]",
"Bessie: Hey, what are you doing home so early?",
"Pacey: Well, she's having a bit of trouble with the believing part. You wouldn't happen to have a certain letter handy, would you?",
"Bodie: I think I can dig that up.",
"[Bodie leaves to get the letter.]",
"Joey: So, uh... did we interrupt something?",
"Bessie: Only the barbecue we're planning for tomorrow to celebrate the first Potter to get into college. Could I actually be more excited than you are?",
"Joey: Not possible.",
"Bessie: Ok, then. So, who do you want to invite?",
"Joey: You're really serious.",
"Bessie: It's not every day that a Potter gets accepted to one of the most prestigious colleges in the country. Or any college for that matter.",
"[Bodie returns and hands her the letter.]",
"Pacey: Well, what are you waiting for?",
"Joey: Well, Bessie already read it to me. I know what it says already. Don't know why I'm so nervous.",
"Pacey: You're nervous because this makes it real.",
"Joey: [Clears throat] \"Dear Josephine Potter...\" \"Congratulations. \"Worthington College is pleased to offer you admittance for the fall semester of 2001.\"",
"[Scene: The Dawson House. The Doorbell rings and Dawson comes down the stairs and tries to stop his very pregnant mother from straining herself and answering the door.]",
"[Doorbell rings]",
"Dawson: I got it. I said I've got it. You shouldn't be running around answering doors anyway in your condition. Relax. Go knit something. And stop giving me the pitying-mom look, like the worst thing in the world has happened to me. It's one school.",
"Gale: Honey, I just wish there was something I could do to take the sting off the disappointment.",
"Dawson: Mom, I'm fine. Really.",
"[Dawson opens the door and Gretchen is outside.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Gretchen: Hey.",
"[Gretchen Kisses him and then notices Gale after a couple of seconds.]",
"Gretchen: Hey. Hi, gale.",
"Gale: Hi. I'm glad the two of you are going out. He needs to get his mind",
"Dawson: God, mom. Just stop it. You're killing me here.",
"Gale: Ok.",
"[Gale goes back into the kitchen.]",
"Dawson: [Small groan]",
"Gretchen: So, how are you holding up? Honestly?",
"Dawson: The truth? It sucks. It absolutely sucks. I mean, if N.Y.U. Doesn't want me, U.S.C.'S definitely not gonna want me, and where does that leave me?",
"Gretchen: Whoa. No. First of all, N.Y.U. Has no bearing on U.S.C. Remember that. And secondly, I'd like to point out that a certain A.I. Brooks didn't go to film school. He preferred life as a teacher.",
"Dawson: You're saying I could use the money he gave me to make my own movies?",
"Gretchen: Why not? I mean, film school doesn't have to be the be-all, end-all. [Dawson gets a big smile on his face.] What?",
"Dawson: 10 minutes ago, I was feeling completely lost. I mean, Jack and Jen got into just about everywhere they applied, Joey got into Worthington, and all I wanted to do was wallow. But then somebody reminded me that the world is full of possibilities.",
"[Scene: Tom Frost's Office. Jen is fidgeting on the Couch while Tom watches her.]",
"Jen: [Sighs]",
"Tom: You and that couch have always gotten along well in the past. You want to talk about it?",
"Jen: I'm having a problem with jack. Um... you see, we both want to go to the same college or at least be in the same city and help each other through freshman angst and all.",
"Tom: Sounds like a plan. A support system's always good, especially if you're in foreign surroundings.",
"Jen: See, that's the point. They wouldn't be foreign if we go where he wants to go.",
"Tom: Which is where?",
"Jen: New York City.",
"Tom: Which brings us back to your least favorite topic.",
"Jen: My parents?",
"Tom: Why do you think, Jen, that they keep finding their way into this room?",
"Jen: That sounds suspiciously like a question you already know the answer to.",
"Tom: I think you do, also.",
"Jen: You know what? You're very pushy today.",
"Tom: It's Wednesday. I'm kinda pushy on Wednesdays. Fridays, I'm not so pushy.",
"Jen: You're trying to make me laugh, aren't you?",
"Tom: I'm trying to figure out why you don't talk about your parents with the same wry sense of humor you seem to apply to every other topic.",
"Jen: Why?",
"Tom: Because maybe then we'll get some real answers in here. When was the last time you actually talked to them?",
"Jen: My mom came down last Thanksgiving... in a pathetic attempt to resuscitate our relationship.",
"Tom: And your father?",
"Jen: I don't know. Um... I don't know. Um... god. I mean, it's not like I ever really talked to the man in the first place. He just sort of... he just kinda talks at you or, um... through you or around you.",
"Tom: Try to remember, Jen.",
"Jen: This is stupid.",
"Tom: Pretend like it's not. For me.",
"Jen: Why? So, then you'll tell me the point of remembering some ridiculous conversation that obviously meant nothing to me at the time.",
"Tom: Perhaps it did mean nothing to you at the time, but obviously it means a great deal to you now.",
"Jen: You know what? I want to leave.",
"Tom: Do you? Or do you want to stay and find out why this is so hard for you?",
"[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Joey and Pacey are unloading the truck. Joey is holding a bag, as Pacey struggles with 2 large bags of charcoal.]",
"Pacey: You know, Bodie's gotta stop buying in bulk. You got 11 people coming over. We got enough charcoal here to barbecue through Labor Day.",
"Joey: You need some help?",
"Pacey: And risk my bumbling superhero status? No, thank you.",
"Joey: Pace... look. I know that we haven't really discussed us yet. I'm still trying to process this whole college thing. You know, it's... kinda weird to get your dream.",
"Pacey: I know it. I say that every time I look at you.",
"Joey: You always do that. You change the subject.",
"Pacey: Joey, we're not talking about this today, because we're not talking about anything negative today, because today is your day to celebrate this most amazing accomplishment that you have worked so hard for. Ok. I'm gonna go to the garage and get a dolly before I give myself a hernia. So, I'll see you inside.",
"[Scene: Inside the Potter B&B. Joey comes in with the bag of groceries and some mail. She notices a letter from the bursars office, and opens it.]",
"Bessie: You're back. It looks like everyone RSVP'd. [Joey is looking disappointedly at the letter.] Jo, what's wrong?",
"Joey: I got the financial aid package.",
"Bessie: And? How much is a full ride?",
"Joey: I wouldn't know. According to this, Worthington is happy to have me so long as my parents kick in $15,000.",
"Bessie: $15,000?! That can't be right. We don't have that kind of money.",
"Joey: I know that. I knew this was too good to be true. It's the universe's way of saying, \"Joey Potter, not so fast. You're not going anywhere.\"",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Bursar's Office. Joey and Bessie are there talking with the Secretary about the financial aide.]",
"Joey: So, what you're saying is that we're being penalized because our family business is actually making money. If it weren't, then we would qualify for more aid.",
"Secretary: Unfortunately, yes.",
"Joey: We turned a profit for the first time, but it wasn't like we won the lottery.",
"Secretary: But you made substantially more than your 1999 return.",
"Joey: Yeah, but we have more debt than we did in 1999. I mean, it costs a lot of money to open a B and B. How can they think that we can afford $15,000? Based on one year's income?",
"Secretary: I didn't say that the system was fair, Joey.",
"Joey: This is unbelievable. I... should've applied for more scholarships, but it's too late now.",
"Secretary: Look, I know that we've talked about his before, Joey, but there are student loans. Nearly everyone these days borrows some money to pay for college.",
"Joey: No, I don't want to graduate and be over $60,000 in debt. I can't start off my life that way. I won't. It doesn't make sense. There are plenty of other places I'm waiting to hear from.",
"Bessie: But this is your dream, Joey.",
"Joey: Bessie... sometimes dreams don't always come true. Thank you for your time.",
"[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Joey and Bessie pull up and notice Dawson getting something out of his jeep.]",
"Bessie: The barbecue? That's the last thing you need. I'll send everyone home.",
"Joey: No. Look, you're not sending them anywhere.",
"Bessie: Jo",
"Joey: and you're not telling them anything, Bessie. I'm serious. Not a word.",
"[Joey and Bessie get out of the truck.]",
"Dawson: Hey, there, stranger. I was starting to think you might miss your own party.",
"[Dawson shows her a cake he brought that says Congratulations.]",
"Joey: No such luck.",
"Dawson: Huh?",
"Bessie: Hey, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Hey, Bessie.",
"Bessie: Why don't I take that from you? I'm going in anyway.",
"Dawson: Oh, thanks.",
"Joey: So, where is everybody?",
"Dawson: They're out back. Gretchen got dragged into the whole New York debate. I would've jumped in, but, you know, since New York didn't want to have anything to do with me... [Joey doesn't react.] Joey, that was a self-deprecating aside. You're still doing it.",
"Joey: Doing what?",
"Dawson: Acting weird around me. You've no reason to not be happy right now.",
"Joey: I know.",
"Dawson: How'd it go with ms. Watson? Pacey said something about a mix-up.",
"Joey: Oh, it was nothing. It was... it was great. You know, I'm gonna go inside and see if they need any help, and I'll meet you guys out back.",
"Dawson: Sure thing.",
"[Scene: Inside the Potter B&B. Pacey walks into the kitchen and notices Joey there. He walks over to her.]",
"Pacey: Hey... how'd it go? [Sees the disappointed look on her face.] Oh, it was that good, huh?",
"Joey: Bessie didn't tell you the cruel irony? This place is making too much money, so I'm screwed.",
"Pacey: Well, that's ridiculous. There's gotta be something you can do about that.",
"Joey: There's nothing to be done. Except go out there and celebrate this amazing accomplishment that I worked so hard for.",
"Pacey: Hey, hold on a second, Jo.",
"Joey: Why? Pacey, there's nothing that you can say or do that can change what happened. It is what it is. No one can change that.",
"Pacey: So, what are you gonna tell all them?",
"Joey: Nothing. Look, I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me, ok?",
"[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Jack, Jen, Dawson and Gretchen are sitting at the Picnic Table when Joey comes out to join them.]",
"Jack: Public transportation, come on! Admit that's a huge plus.",
"Jen: Yeah, spoken like somebody who's never been groped on the subway before.",
"Gretchen: I hate New York.",
"Dawson: Ah, spoken like a very loyal girlfriend.",
"Jen: Oh, this is unbelieva...",
"[Jen notices Joey.]",
"Jack: Hey! The guest of honor. Get a drink.",
"Jen: All right, I'd like to propose a toast. To Joey potter, may Worthington be worthy of her.",
"Dawson: Cheers.",
"Jack: So, you're just in time to settle the debate.",
"Joey: Oh, no, no. I'm not getting in the middle of this.",
"Gretchen: I should've said that. [Sees Pacey walk by with a weird look on his face.] Um...I'm gonna go help Pacey. Otherwise the food will still be alive when he serves it.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"[Gretchen leaves to join Pacey.]",
"Jen: All you have to do is tell him that New York sucks.",
"Jack: No, hold on. You cannot tell me that New York sucks. Especially after telling me how great it is for 2 years.",
"Jen: Well, if I'm telling you now that it sucks, shouldn't you listen to me? You know, you've really grown insensitive post your college acceptance.",
"Jack: Insensitive to what?",
"Jen: To me and my... my... my sensitivities.",
"Jack: Sensitivities? Are you guys catching this?",
"Jen: Ok, that's exactly what I'm talking about-- making fun of me in front of everybody. You never used to do that.",
"Jack: Yeah, well, you never used to act like a lunatic, either.",
"Jen: This lunatic's getting a burger.",
"Jack: You don't even eat burgers.",
"Jen: I said I was gonna get it, not eat it.",
"[Scene: The Barbeque pit. Pacey is grilling up some burgers when Gretchen joins him.]",
"Gretchen: You ok? With all this talk about college, I thought you might feel, well...",
"Pacey: Well-done? Don't worry. I'm very aware of the health hazards of cooking hamburgers.",
"Gretchen: You're not gonna fool me with that, Pacey.",
"Pacey: With what?",
"Gretchen: With that Pacey-ness. Look, I know you're happy for her, but it makes you think about the future, right?",
"Pacey: Well, no. It makes me think about her future. We don't even have to think about my future, because I don't really have one to think of.",
"Gretchen: You're the only one that believes that, Pacey, and if you keep saying it, it'll happen. Have you thought about what you're gonna do? I mean, what do you want for the future?",
"Pacey: What do you want for the future?",
"Gretchen: Sorry. As your sister, I reserve the right to play the I-asked-you-first card.",
"Pacey: Hey, look. You promise not to repeat what I'm about to say?",
"Gretchen: Yeah. Sure. What is it?",
"Pacey: Joey's not going to Worthington. They denied her financial aid package. She's just to proud to tell anybody about it.",
"Gretchen: That's awful.",
"Pacey: Yeah. And it gets worse, actually.",
"Gretchen: How can it?",
"Pacey: I think I'm happy about it.",
"[Scene: The docks outside the Potter B&B. Jen is sitting on it when Jack walks up to join her.]",
"Jack: [Sighs] Ok. You wanna tell me what this is really about? I think we both know it's more than my alleged lack of sensitivity.",
"Jen: You know how when you moved in with me and Grams, you said that you didn't want to go home because you didn't feel like there was anything there for you?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Jen: Well, that's how I feel about New York.",
"Jack: I know you have problems with your parents, Jen, but it's not like you'd be living with them. Don't let that stop you from going.",
"Jen: Uhh. I don't know. I wish I could explain this to you, but...it doesn't make any sense. I'm afraid... to go back there.",
"Jack: I thought you were gonna talk to Frost about this?",
"Jen: Yeah, he tried. I just changed the subject to one of my other neurosis.",
"Jack: Well, it's therapy, Jen. I think it's like the one place you're not supposed to change the subject.",
"Jen: Then can I change it here? Please?",
"Jack: If you don't wanna go to New York, we don't have to go to New York.",
"Jen: Jack...",
"Jack: No, it's more important to me that we go to school together. Look, whatever this old wound of yours is, I mean, don't let it stop us from going. You've come too far for that. Now, be a good little psychologically damaged child, go back to therapy, and work this out.",
"Jen: See? Insensitive.",
"Jack: Oh, come on. I'm kidding.",
"[Scene: The Picnic table. Joey, Dawson, Pacey, Joey, Bodie and Bessie are all sitting at the table when Mitch and Gale come walking up to join them.]",
"Dawson: Hey, there you are. What's going on?",
"Mitch: Joey, congratulations.",
"Gale: Honey, we are so happy for you.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Gale: And you. I think you've been waiting for this.",
"[Gale hands Dawson a Large Envelope.]",
"Dawson: It came. It actually came.",
"Gretchen: Aren't you gonna open it?",
"Dawson: Yeah. It's... [Nervous laugh] It's s... it's a fat envelope. That paints a better picture than yesterday, right?",
"[He opens it and a large smile comes over his face.]",
"Dawson: I'm in. [Laughing] I'm in!",
"Gretchen: Congratulations.",
"Dawson: I can't believe it's happening!",
"Gretchen: It's what you always wanted.",
"Gale: Come here.",
"Dawson: Ohh!",
"Mitch: We are so proud of you, son.",
"[Joey gets up and leaves and Pacey stands up and shakes his hand.]",
"Pacey: Congratulations, Dawson. I'm happy for you, man.",
"Dawson: Where's Joey?",
"[Scene: Inside the Potter B&B. Joey is inside sitting in a chair crying when Dawson comes in and notices her crying.]",
"Dawson: You ok?",
"[Joey tries to wipe the tears from her eyes.]",
"Joey: Oh, yeah. Um... congratulations.",
"Dawson: Congratulations? Jo, you're a wreck.",
"Joey: It's nothing. I'm fine.",
"Dawson: Jo, whatever it is, you can tell me.",
"Joey: Dawson, we're here to celebrate. You got into U.S.C. It's what you've always wanted.",
"Dawson: That's right, and Worthington is what you always wanted, so why don't you just tell me what's wrong? Did you not get in? Did you get wait-listed?",
"Joey: I didn't get the money. At least, I didn't get enough of it. I got my financial aid package, and even with grants and work-study, they still want $15,000.",
"Dawson: $15,000?",
"Joey: They think that's what Bessie can contribute, which she can't, so...",
"Dawson: Joey, there's got to be a way around this. Its just money. You can't let that stop you from achieving something you've worked this hard for.",
"Joey: You make it sound like there's some easy answer.",
"Dawson: There's got to be.",
"Joey: There's not. I spent hours doing research even before I applied, and getting the financial aid was as important as me getting accepted. It didn't happen. Just didn't.",
"[Dawson is silent for a second staring at her, then a small smile comes across his face.]",
"Dawson: Worthington is what you want, right?",
"Joey: It doesn't matter what I want, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Yes or no?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Dawson: Then I want you to have Mr. Brooks' money.",
"Joey: Dawson, are you insane? I can't",
"Dawson: At least enough to get you to school. I know it sounds crazy",
"Joey: It's beyond crazy. I mean, I appreciate it, but Mr. Brooks gave you that money for a reason.",
"Dawson: Yeah, he gave me that money to do something great, and giving it to you would be exactly that.",
"Joey: I",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Look, I know you're gonna say no, and that's fine, but don't say no until you've at least considered the possibility. Joey, this is your entire future we're talking about. Take a day, take longer than a day, take whatever you need, but promise me that you will consider it.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Joey comes walking into the Room but her isn't there. She begins looking around the room at the pictures on the wall, when Dawson comes in.]",
"Dawson: There are no pictures of us in here. Have to do something about that.",
"Joey: Yeah. So I thought about it, Dawson. I really did.",
"Dawson: And what did you decide?",
"Joey: I'd never be able to pay you back.",
"Dawson: Wouldn't have to.",
"Joey: Dawson, I would. And I can't take that much money from you. I mean, even if it were hundreds instead of thousands, just even saying it makes it sound like",
"Dawson: Like it would ruin our friendship?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Dawson: Joey, if our friendship can survive last summer, it can survive anything.",
"Joey: Not this. I can't do this.",
"Dawson: [Sighing] Joey, stop. Wait. Look, I know how much going to this school means to you. I don't want you to throw away this opportunity.",
"Joey: Dawson, it's too much. Can't you understand that?",
"Dawson: No. I can't--I can't understand why you just won't let me help you, Jo. I mean, maybe I'm being naive here, but we've always been there for each other.",
"Joey: This is different.",
"Dawson: How? Joey, I-I've watched you go through so much pain in your life. I mean, even before your mom got sick and your dad...",
"Joey: Don't do this. Don't feel sorry for me, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I don't. That's not what this is about. Jo, all the pain I've watched you go through, I've never been able to fix it before. And this I can fix. All I need you to do is let me.",
"Joey: I can't. But...",
"Dawson: You don't even want to consider it?",
"Joey: I have. Just let me say thank you and go.",
"[Scene: Tom Frost's Office. Jen and Tom are there getting ready for another session.]",
"Tom: Most people don't know it, Jen, but therapy was designed to include a minimum of 4 sessions a week. So, what do you want to talk about?",
"Jen: Um, I'm ready to talk about my dad and, um, the last time I saw him. This is gonna sound really stupid, but I--I can't remember the last conversation that I had with him. And I'm not sure why, but I feel like I'm gonna cry.",
"Tom: I know it's difficult, but the key is to keep talking about it.",
"Jen: But if I can't remember what happened, how am I supposed to talk about it?",
"Tom: Why don't we try another approach. Was there someone else there who could tell you what happened?",
"Jen: Like my mom?",
"Tom: Yes. Or your old boyfriend. Mmm... then perhaps you spend time with someone else who could help fill in the blanks.",
"[Scene: Pacey and Gretchen's Place. Pacey goes to answer the door and Dawson is there.]",
"Pacey: Hey, man. You just missed Gretchen.",
"Dawson: Actually, it's you I want to talk to.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"Dawson: Joey told you, right? About the money?",
"Pacey: Yep.",
"Dawson: So what do you think?",
"Pacey: I think that $15,000 is a lot of money to give somebody with no strings attached.",
"Dawson: She deserves to go to Worthington, pace. You know that as well as anyone else. She deserves more than...",
"Pacey: What? More than me?",
"Dawson: That's not what I said, and it's not what I meant. Pace... she's been fighting for a school like Worthington since the second we got into high school... against enormous odds, against people who have been writing her off simply because of her father, and she did it. I mean, she beat the odds. She got in. And I can't stand to sit back and watch her lose it all over something as stupid as money. And I don't think you can, either. Can you see her being happy anyplace else?",
"Pacey: No, I can't.",
"[Scene: The Capeside Yacht Club Marina. Drue is working in the docks when Jen comes walking down to find him.]",
"Jen: Hey, there.",
"Drue: To what do I owe this displeasure?",
"Jen: I need to talk to you, captain a-hole. Over here.",
"Drue: Well, this can't be a social call, since we've barely spoken in months, which, by the way, has been damaging to my ego.",
"Jen: God, you are gonna make this so hard. I can't believe that you and I actually used to be friends.",
"Drue: Well, you know, we were friends because we were a lot alike. We both had an intense desire to feel nothing.",
"Jen: That's really nice. Look, I gotta ask you a question, and for once in your life, I need you to take me seriously.",
"Drue: Yeah. I'll see what I can do.",
"Jen: What happened the last night that we were together in New York?",
"Drue: Ha ha! You don't remember? You don't, do you.",
"Jen: That's why I'm here.",
"Drue: Hmm. Well, you invited me over because your horrible parents were sending you away. We began at my place, where we emptied out my pop's liquor cabinet. Then we picked up some good stuff in Washington Square Park before heading back to your deluxe apartment in the sky. Now, if I remember correctly, we got particularly comfy on the sofa, heard keys in the door, and hid in your room, where you continued to ravage me. It was quite mind-blowing. Especially the part when your mother walked in and joined us.",
"Jen: You're repulsive, you know that? Why are you doing this?",
"Drue: Why are you? The past is past, Lindley. Just let it be.",
"Jen: Well, I'd like to, all right, but I can't. I just need to know what happened. Won't you please tell me?",
"Drue: You know what? I haven't worked through it yet.",
"Jen: [Deep sigh] You know, I thought that maybe just once you'd be able to help me out here. I guess I was wrong.",
"[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Joey is sitting on a chair looking out into the horizon when Pacey comes up from behind and joins her.]",
"Pacey: I could still sell a kidney.",
"Joey: This isn't a joke, Pacey.",
"Pacey: I know that.",
"Joey: I was thinking that, uh, you know, maybe I'll stay here another year, and then, you know, I can declare myself financially independent, and then I can reapply.",
"Pacey: No, you're not staying another year.",
"Joey: It's just a year.",
"Pacey: No, it's not. It never is, especially not in a town like this. The weeks become months. The months become years. The years become decades. Pretty soon, you've lived a fraction of the life that you were meant to. That's not gonna happen to you, Joey. You don't want it to. I don't want it to. And Dawson doesn't want it to, either. What do you want?",
"[Scene: Outside Gram's House. Jen opens the door to see Drue outside it.]",
"Drue: Can I come in?",
"Jen: No.",
"[Jen goes out onto the porch.]",
"Drue: You know, you're not gonna make this easy for me, are you? I'm trying to apologize and tell you the truth, ok? The truth about what happened that night, since it means so much to you.",
"Jen: I'm listening.",
"Drue: The truth is, you were really wasted that day, and when you brought me back to your place, I was shocked. I mean, you told me about what happened with Billy and how you guys got caught, but you still brought me home. We sat on the sofa, where you waited for me to clumsily make a move. You knew I kind of liked you, but, um, you really didn't seem that into it. Whatever. We didn't get very far before your parents came home.",
"Jen: And my dad?",
"Drue: Your dad... your dad was furious. You guys just started going at it. He called you a slut. You called him a hypocrite. Just as it started getting interesting, he tossed my ass.",
"Jen: So that's it. You don't know what else we were fighting about?",
"Drue: No. But you made it perfectly clear that it wasn't about us. Nothing that night was about us.",
"Jen: I used you to provoke him, didn't I? [Deep sigh] Oh, god. That's why you didn't want to talk about it.",
"Drue: No worries. I just figured you were a lesbian or something.",
"Jen: Heh heh! I wish. Drue, I'm sorry. I'm real sorry I used you.",
"Drue: Apology accepted.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is working on his computer, and doesn't notice Joey come up to the room and stand in the door way.]",
"Dawson: How long have you been standing there?",
"Joey: Not long.",
"Dawson: [Deep sigh] From the look on your face, I take it Pacey couldn't convince you.",
"Joey: Dawson, I have to tell you something, and I don't know if I can. [Dawson stands up and walks over to her.] No, please... don't make this harder.",
"Dawson: Don't make what harder?",
"Joey: Telling you the truth. The night that I ran into you at the movies, I was trying to make sense of things, too, and when you asked me that very personal question, you were right. I slept with Pacey over the ski trip. I wanted to tell you the truth, Dawson, but after all the time we spent together just walking and talking, I mean... it's like things are right between us again, and it's better than I ever thought it ever could be. So when you asked me that question... I don't know. I thought that you wouldn't understand.",
"Dawson: So you never gave me a chance to understand?",
"Joey: I know I should have told you the truth, Dawson. I know it wasn't fair of me to let you go on thinking that things were still the same, that...",
"Dawson: That I was the most important person in your life.",
"Joey: All I can say is I never wanted to hurt you.",
"Dawson: Heh.",
"Joey: I guess I should go.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Tom Frost's Office. Jen is there sitting on the couch and talking to Tom in another Sessions for this week.]",
"Jen: I mean, after all my talking and sleuthing and crying, all that I remember is that the last time that I saw my father, we had a really big fight. Which, given our history, is about as obvious as it is predictable, and I still don't even know what we were fighting about. I mean, was it just because I was being sent away?",
"Tom: You're not ready to find out. When you're ready, it'll come to you.",
"Jen: You're a real font of wisdom today.",
"Tom: These things take time, Jen.",
"Jen: What happens when I do remember? I mean, if I remember. What do you think happens? I suppose I'll have yet another specific reason to hate my parents.",
"Tom: Do you think you're here to accumulate reasons to hate your parents?",
"Jen: No.",
"Tom: So?",
"Jen: So I'm here to stop hating them? Closer.",
"Tom: Oh, I don't know.",
"Jen: Doc, give me a break. One of us in this room has a degree in this.",
"Tom: You're here to stop hating yourself. See, when you act out at the age that you did, when you have s*x in your parent's bed at 12 years old, when you abuse liquor and drugs before you're even old enough to drive, yes, you're doing it as a cry for love. Yes, you're doing it because something robbed you of your childhood in a way that you'll be angry about for a long time. But the reason you keep acting out, the reason you've stayed on a self-destructive path is not because you blame your father for what happened. It's because you blame yourself. That's why you don't want to remember. As long as you don't, you'll keep telling yourself that whatever happened is your fault, and you'll keep acting out, and you'll keep robbing yourself of life's greatest moments until you prove yourself right. But you're wrong. Jennifer, you are a beautiful, innocent young woman who's meant to shine in this world in ways you can't even begin to fathom. And I'm here to help you see that.",
"Jen: So, can I keep coming, like, 4 times a week?",
"Tom: Ha ha ha!",
"[Scene: Outside Pacey and Gretchen's Place. Pacey is sitting on the porch, when Joey comes pulling up to the house in her truck, and joins him.]",
"Pacey: So, are we going to Worthington?",
"Joey: No.",
"Pacey: But you did go and talk to Dawson.",
"Joey: Yeah. I had to tell him something that I should have told him a long time ago, pace.",
"Pacey: Something about us? Something about us and s*x?",
"Joey: I don't know why I lied, pace, but I did.",
"Pacey: It's ok. You told him the truth now. That's what's important. And as long as we're in the season of honesty, there's something else that I probably ought to offer up.",
"Joey: What's that?",
"Pacey: Well... as happy as I was for you when I found out that you were going to Worthington, I think that I was... just as happy when I found out that you weren't. It's not that I don't want you to be able to go off and realize your dreams, Joey, because I do. But for the first time, I just--I felt like it wasn't me that was holding you back from it.",
"Joey: Pacey, you've never held me back. You have to stop thinking like that.",
"Pacey: You know what? I could stop thinking like that if you'd just promise me one thing, that if the day ever comes, and it may come much sooner than either one of us thinks, but if that day ever comes where you did feel like I was holding you back... promise me that you'd cut me loose, yeah?",
"Joey: Pacey. Promise me that. I won't promise you that. You're asking me to promise to let you go. I can't do that.",
"[Scene: At Gram House. Jen and Jack are sitting on the floor staring at a Goldfish in a bowl on the table.]",
"Jack: Exactly what is it we're doing, again?",
"Jen: I told you. A memory exercise.",
"Jack: And why are we doing this?",
"Jen: My shrink recommended it. It's kind of like self-hypnosis. Supposedly, if you stare at the fish for a half-hour or so, it will help you remember things. It's my hope that by staring at this fish, it'll help me recall why I'm so angry at my father, thus allowing me to forgive both he and myself and enabling us to go to school in New York city if in fact that's where we desire to attend.",
"Jack: I see. Not for nothing, Jen, but, um... it's only since you started seeing this psychologist that I'm starting to think that you may in fact be crazy.",
"Jen: Jack, do you want to go to school in New York?",
"Jack: Yeah. Shut up. Watch the fish.",
"[Scene: The Docks outside the Potter B&B. Joey comes walking into the back yard and notices Dawson Standing on the docks, and walks down to join him.]",
"Joey: Dawson?",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: Bessie told me I could wait out here. I hope it's ok.",
"Joey: Yeah, I'm just a little surprised, considering...",
"Dawson: I think you underestimate me. I think we underestimate each other. What I'm trying to say, Joey, is that... what you felt the other night at the movie theater, that something was finally right between us... I felt that, too. And nothing will ever change that-- not going to school on different coasts. Not meeting people who we're meant to love forever-- nothing. And I want you to have this.",
"[He hands her an envelope with a check in it.]",
"Joey: But, Dawson",
"Dawson: I don't know how I feel about you sleeping with Pacey. I don't know how I'll feel tomorrow or next week or next year for that matter, but I'm absolutely certain that giving you this is the right thing to do. Because I'm certain about us... and what we mean to each other. And I think you are, too.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"[She gives him a big hug.]",
"Dawson: You're gonna have some of the best years of your life at Worthington. And I want to hear all about 'em."
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x17 | Admissions | bunniefuu |
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"As senior ditch day arrives, Joey is excited to find herself accompanying Jen on an excursion to New York under the guise of attending a college meeting. It isn't long before Joey sees that they are there for an entirely different reason. Jen finally talks to her father, for the first time since she left for Capeside. She witnessed her father in bed with another woman before she moved to Capeside, and that her attitude towards men and herself has been harmed by what she saw. Meanwhile, Gretchen and Dawson take off on a road trip. Back in Capeside, Pacey and Drue find themselves the only seniors in school. Out of frustration, they head for a bar. The night ends in disaster, however, when Pacey is arrested for public drunkenness."
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"[Dawson's Room - Gretchen and Dawson are playing 'Life', the board game.]",
"Gretchen: Whatcha thinking?",
"Dawson: Uh, nothing. Just... Joey. Uh, she and Jen got on a train for New York a couple hours ago.",
"Gretchen: Don't they have school in the morning?",
"Dawson: No. No, they don't. It's ditch day.",
"Gretchen: You know, the night before our ditch day, me, Alice, Carol, Ted, and Bobby were sitting at my house, and we didn't have anything to do. So we got in our car and we just started to drive south. We drove all night, all day, all the way to the Virginia state line, got out of our car, looked around, turned back, and drove home.",
"Dawson: I've never done anything remotely like that in my entire life with anyone.",
"Gretchen: Why not? (Dawson grabs her hand and pulls her off the bed and down the stairs.) Wait, what are we doing? What about Life? I was about to retire in style.",
"Dawson: We're gonna abandon Life for a little while. We're gonna get in the car and drive.",
"Gretchen: Whoa, Tex. I wasn't making a suggestion, just basking in a nostalgic impulse.",
"Dawson: Doesn't matter. It's exactly what we need.",
"Gretchen: Why does this sound like a Bruce Springsteen song?",
"Dawson: It is, exactly like that. It's epic and--and romantic and crazy and perfect. Plus, I don't think we have a choice 'cause it's not enough just to recognize your fears.",
"Gretchen: Well, it may be enough for right now.",
"Dawson: No, it's--I can't wait. Time is running out. I mean, don't you feel it, at least a little bit, the absolute urgency of this moment? (he kisses her) Come on.",
"[Therapist Office - Jen sits on the couch talking to Frost.]",
"Frost: You're very quiet today.",
"Jen: I know. I'm sorry.",
"Frost: Don't be. Tell me what's on your mind.",
"Jen: It's not important.",
"Frost: We'll see.",
"Jen: You know the song 'Sweet Jane'?",
"Frost: 'Sweet Jane' Cowboy Junkies?",
"Jen: Mmm, it's Lou Reed, actually. Um, the Cowboy Junkies covered it a few years ago, but that's the one. It's stuck in my head. I used to really love that song. Learned it by heart.",
"[Train Station - Jen and Joey are walking through the station in New York.]",
"Joey: So, did I perhaps mention my list and schedule of destinations I will be visiting in this city while you are at your boring college meeting?",
"Jen: Several times.",
"Joey: Ok, so I figured out precisely when and where we need to split up and get back together for dinner at 8:00 if we gotta make the train at 11:00.",
"Jen: You are flirting with maniacal, sweetie.",
"Joey: Well, do you know where the admissions office is at the University of New York?",
"Jen: Yeah, I'm sure we'll figure it out.",
"Joey: Well, don't you think we better get heading downtown in order that you have plenty of time to find it in the maze that is Greenwich village? You don't want to be late. This is a very, very fast-paced city.",
"Jen: I'll try to keep up.",
"[Capeside High - Pacey sits in a classroom by himself studying when Drue walks in with a cup of coffee.]",
"Drue: Witter. What the hell are you doing here? It's ditch day.",
"Pacey: Well, I heard you'd be here, Drue. And far be it for me to miss out on even the smallest morsel of your flamboyant wit.",
"Drue: Thank you. The administration has kindly informed me that, uh, given my questionable attendance and disciplinary records, that participation in potential ditching would result in failure to graduate. So I told them to stick it.",
"Pacey: And yet you're still here.",
"Drue: Funny how that works. Yeah. They called my mother.",
"Pacey: Look, Drue, I have this quiz right now, and it's really more of a test than a quiz. He just likes to call them quizzes. I also have a lot of studying to do, so-",
"Drue: So what do you say? After this quiz of yours, whence our attendance is duly noted, you and I blow off afternoon classes and we go get dangerous?",
"Pacey: Boy, that sounds real tempting, but no.",
"Drue: Witter. Sometimes... you just got to say what the hell and live a little.",
"Pacey: Yes, but, you see, I have this test today, and then I have another test tomorrow that's twice as big.",
"Drue: Ouch. Hate to be you. Does make you wonder, though.",
"Pacey: Wonder what?",
"Drue: What it is Joey's doing at this moment as you rot away in academic prison.",
"[Coffee Shop - Jen and Joey walk in.]",
"Typo: Jen Lindley?",
"Jen: I'm so glad you're here.",
"Typo: Ohh! Ha ha ha! Princess of Soho, love of my life. (they hug)",
"Jen: Look at you. What did you do to your hair? Joey, this is Typo. Typo, this is Joey.",
"Joey: (smiling) Typo.",
"Jen: You happen to be looking at one of the very best people in a city of 12 million, not to mention the future of the expressionist movement.",
"Typo: She knows that flattery will get her everywhere. So what brings you two ladies to the city?",
"Jen: Well, uh, Joey's taking care of me. She's my keeper.",
"Typo: Well, you always needed one of those.",
"Jen: Hey! She's also just never seen New York.",
"Typo: Never? What kind of young lady's never been to Manhattan? I can't imagine where you buy your clothes.",
"Jen: Ok, come on, sit down for a second. I want to know everything about everyone. What's everybody doing? Who's married? Who's pregnant? Anyone die?",
"Typo: We're all still here. Some we don't see so much anymore. I still try and meet Ben and Monica for lunch at Barney Greengrass on Wednesdays.",
"Jen: Today. Today's Wednesday.",
"Typo: I know. Joey, I cannot wait to show you this place--",
"Joey: Jen, aren't we forgetting about that meeting you have with the admissions guy from the University of New York?",
"Typo: You're applying to the University?",
"Jen: Oh, actually, I got in. I just gotta go meet the guy.",
"Typo: Baby, is it possible that we're gonna get you back?",
"Jen: I'm contemplating it. What do you think?",
"Typo: Dumb question.",
"Joey: Well, I can't believe it. I mean, it's so far away from where we live, Jen. I mean, honestly, I can't believe there is even any debate about whether or not you wanna go back.",
"Jen: What about that thing that they always say, though, you know, that you can never really go home again?",
"[Capeside High - Pacey sits in the classroom as other students start to straggle in. A teach walks in before them.]",
"Teacher: Mr. Witter. My favorite and only senior. Far as I know, all the college acceptance letters have officially been sent. How are your options?",
"Pacey: They are narrowing by the minute, sir.",
"Teacher: Well, relax. This quiz is the first quiz of the rest of your life.",
"[On the Road - Dawson and Gretchen are driving a Jeep when they get a flat tire. Dawson pulls over and they get out of the car to examine the flat.]",
"Gretchen: Whoops.",
"Dawson: Well... this happened.",
"Gretchen: That's it? That's all you have to say? After 6 hours on the road? \"This happened\"? Aren't you supposed to have a spare?",
"Dawson: Supposed to, yeah. Have? No. I gave it to some kid who needed a ride home.",
"Gretchen: Well, I'm excited. I mean, this is exactly the kind of unforeseen complication that makes trips like this an adventure and not just an excursion. (she kisses him)",
"Dawson: What was that for?",
"Gretchen: Inspiration. And now I'm gonna go use my body to hitchhike us a ride. But you better hide, 'cause nobody's gonna pick up a babe and her boyfriend.",
"Dawson: You know what? I'm not so crazy about the hitchhiking idea.",
"Gretchen: Why not?",
"Dawson: You ever see the hitcher? Rutger Hauer?",
"Gretchen: Mm-hmm.",
"Dawson: Just trust me, we'll regret it.",
"Gretchen: Ok, well, what, then?",
"Dawson: Uh... (he sees a sign to the next town, 6 miles) walking distance. (Gretchen groans) Come on, you're up for adventure.",
"[Capeside High - the bell rings and students begin passing their tests forward. Pacey continues to work, until the teacher finally comes around to collect his test.]",
"Teacher: Mr. Witter? (Pacey sighs and hands him the test.)",
"[New York - Jen and Joey walk through the street.]",
"Joey: Jen, um, what did they say the name of the admissions guy was?",
"Jen: Uh, Thomas, uh, Stevenson--ton.",
"Joey: Because you said Steve Thompson the last time I asked, and the time before that you said Thomas Stetson.",
"Jen: One of those. I--I forget.",
"Joey: You don't have a meeting at the University of New York, do you? (Jen looks at Joey like she's busted.) What are we doing here?",
"Jen: I gotta see my dad. I've just been thinking about things lately, why things are the way they are, and, uh, I think I'm just not gonna know until I see him. But you should take in the city. You only got one day and you got so much stuff to see. And I'm, you know, I'm gonna be fine. Most likely. You just got to meet me at 8:00 in front of the Mercer hotel for dinner, ok?",
"Joey: You were paying attention to my schedule.",
"Jen: Be careful out there.",
"Joey: I feel like I'm not gonna see you again.",
"Jen: You will. (Jen walks off in the opposite direction)",
"Joey: (she thinks about it, then turns around to catch up with Jen) Yeah, I will.",
"Jen: What?",
"Joey: I'm coming with you. I'm your keeper. (they walk off)",
"[City - Gretchen and Dawson make it into the city, which very much looks deserted.]",
"Dawson: Is it just me or does this seem eerily like the Twilight Zone?",
"Gretchen: There anyone here?",
"Dawson: Uhhh-huh. Hello? Is anybody here?",
"Irv: Hello there. How goes it?",
"Gretchen: That must be Irv.",
"Irv: That's me. Irv of Irv's garage. How can I be of service to you two today?",
"Dawson: Well, our tire blew out about 6 miles down the road.",
"Irv: Son, this is your lucky day, ain't it? I've got some tires in stock.",
"Dawson: Great. We'll take one of those.",
"Irv: Be my pleasure.",
"Dawson: And, uh, a ride back to our car.",
"Irv: Oh, boy. Now there we've got a problem. The only vehicle I got to take you there is my truck here, Eleanor Roosevelt, and unfortunately Mrs. Roosevelt's taken ill. See, she's got a busted carburetor. I'm the only one here to do any work all alone and it'll be most of the day before I get her up and running again.",
"Dawson: Well, what if I helped you fix the car, you drive us back to our flat. I'd like to learn something about Eleanor Roosevelt.",
"Irv: That is the most generous thing I've heard all week. Thank you, son. Now, you just step in there. I'm gonna show you the secrets of an automobile. Come on. You see, this here is the air filter.",
"Gretchen: All right, uh, you guys have fun. There's nothing better than a man who smells like motor oil. I'm gonna find us something to eat.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Irv: W-what's your name, son?",
"Dawson: Dawson.",
"Irv: All right, now, this is the air filter, Dawson, and right down there is the carburetor.",
"[Jen's Dad's Office - Joey and Jen step out of the elevator and stand outside the doorway to the office.]",
"Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jen, Jen! Look... After urgent realization and revelation, you travel all the way to New York city to see this man, to confront him about something in what I'm feeling will be one of the seminal moments of your entire life. I've been there... at least close enough to know that it only happens once, so you'd better take a second to think about what that's gonna be.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"[Capeside High Cafeteria - Pacey sits alone trying to put ketchup on his fries. He overhears some students talking.]",
"Girl: So how about we talk about that quiz?",
"Boy: Piece of cake. Never even broke a sweat. So you think you aced it?",
"Girl: Oh, no problem. It was so easy. I didn't even study last night. You think his next one's gonna be as easy?",
"Boy: Yeah. (Pacey looks across the cafeteria at Drue, who also turns to look at Pacey. Pacey gives him a nod to the side and Drue nods back.]",
"[Office Bathroom - Jen is washing her hands while Joey leans against the counter. Jen seems to be crying.]",
"Joey: Jen, what happened to you?",
"Jen: God, I used to hate Capeside. When I was a little girl, like 12, I-- god, I just hated it. And I know it sounds ludicrous now, but it was because of my Grams. I was totally petrified of her. So whenever my mom would want us to go visit, I'd just... I just completely didn't want to go. Um, and there was-- there was this one time, it was a Friday, and, um, we were supposed to go up there for the weekend, just me and my mom because my dad had all this work to do, and I just complained and--and fought with her in the cab all the way to the station. And we get to the platform, and for some reason, I still don't know why, but she just turned to me and said, \"Jen, you don't want to go? Fine. Stay here. Go home and be with your father.\" And I just remember, um, being shocked that--that I'd won. That instead of going to Capeside I got to go spend a whole weekend with my dad. Heh! I really loved my dad, but-- (a woman walks in. Jen stops and looks at Joey. They grab their things and walk out.)",
"[Diner - Gretchen walks into a coffee shop/diner and walks up to the counter. An impatient looking waitress moves to take her order.]",
"Gretchen: Hi there.",
"Waitress: What do you want?",
"Gretchen: (she flinches) Uh, let me have a tuna--",
"Waitress: We're out of tuna.",
"Gretchen: Ok. Uh, how about the chicken salad--",
"Waitress: We're out of chicken salad, too.",
"Gretchen: Egg salad?",
"Waitress: Nope.",
"Gretchen: What do you have?",
"Waitress: Beef.",
"Gretchen: Roast beef?",
"Waitress: Sort of.",
"Gretchen: Ok, uh, I guess I'll take 2 of those, (the waitress walks off and Gretchen calls after her) and can I get a couple of Cokes?",
"Waitress: (over her shoulder) Pepsi.",
"Gretchen: Right.",
"[Office - A secretary walks into Mr. Lindley's office.]",
"Secretary: Excuse me. There are 2 young women here to see you, and one of them is saying she's your daughter. (he has no reaction, but motions his fingers as if to let them in. Jen and Joey walk in and Mr. Lindley immediately looks happy.)",
"Mr. Lindley: (attacking Jen with a hug) Angel, I am so glad you're here.",
"Jen: Hi, dad.",
"Mr. Lindley: (to Joey) Hello there. You a friend of Jennifer's?",
"Jen: Yeah, this is Joey Potter from Capeside.",
"Mr. Lindley: Joey Potter from Capeside, a pleasure.",
"Joey: Nice to meet you, Mr. Lindley.",
"Mr. Lindley: Please call me Theo. Tell me what brings you and my daughter to Manhattan.",
"Joey: Well, I've never, uh, been here, and Jen was... Jen got accepted to the University of New York.",
"Mr. Lindley: Donna?",
"Secretary: (walking in) Yes?",
"Mr. Lindley: My daughter was accepted to the University of New York.",
"Secretary: Congratulations.",
"Mr. Lindley: Cancel the rest of my day and make reservations for 3 at the Westside Grille in 30 minutes.",
"Jen: Dad, you don't have to--",
"Mr. Lindley: My daughter was accepted to college. Doesn't even matter which one. That's a big event in any father's life, huge even. It's way more important than some lame business meeting. We're gonna celebrate.",
"[Bar - Drue and Pacey walk in. People are playing pool and drinking.]",
"Pacey: Mos Eisley. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.",
"Drue: (to the bartender) Hey, mack, did you miss me?",
"Bartender: You, Gilbert? Always.",
"Pacey: Gilbert?",
"Drue: Shut up and take this. (he hands him a fake ID)",
"Pacey: Uh, look, Gilbert, this is a picture of a short, balding Asian man in his 40s. He's not exactly what you call my doppelganger.",
"Drue: Are you kidding? That guy could be your twin brother. Besides, they don't even look at the picture in this place. They don't even really care. They just want to see something. (they take a seat at a table)",
"Waitress: (walking up) Hi. Who's your friend, Gilbert? He got an I.D.? (Pacey hands his ID to her) David Kebo of Rhode Island? What can I get you, Dave?",
"Drue: Can we get 3 rounds of your finest tequila, (handing her a credit card) and I'd like to start running a tab, please. Thank you. (she walks off) My father's idea of a birthday present. Creative, isn't it?",
"Pacey: When was your birthday?",
"Drue: You know why I brought you here, Pacey?",
"Pacey: Uh, because you didn't want to drink alone.",
"Drue: Well, yeah, but there's more. The bar that we're sitting in right now, the big Ace Saloon, lies in the shadow of your local community college, which as I understand it, is becoming an increasingly likely alternative for you. Heh! Yes.",
"Pacey: You know, man, when I was in school today I just couldn't help but feeling that the place is getting a little lonely, you know? I mean, everybody's gone.",
"Drue: It was ditch day.",
"Pacey: Well, I know. Look, I don't think I'm ready to have this conversation yet with anybody and especially not with you.",
"Drue: That's fine. I just thought that you should see this place, you know. But, hey, despite the stigma of failure and loss, we're surrounded by good people, you know, smart people, people of substance. (their drinks come) Let's toast, shall we?",
"Pacey: Mm-hmm.",
"Drue: To the future. (they toast and down their shot of tequila)",
"[On the Road - Irv is driving Dawson and Gretchen back to their car.]",
"Irv: And my grandpappy had this car, big car. You understand back in those days a car like that was a precious commodity.",
"Gretchen: Still is.",
"Irv: Yeah. You're right there, little girl. Now, I'm gonna get yours all fixed up and then you two lovebirds'll be on your way. Where you headed?",
"Dawson: Uh, hard to say, Irv. It's hard to say.",
"Irv: Anyhoo, grandpappy and me were heading through Texas--",
"Gretchen: Irv?",
"Irv: What's that, dear?",
"Gretchen: How much is this gonna cost us?",
"Irv: Cost? You mean money?",
"Dawson: Gretchen, that's not really a polite question. Irv here is doing us a tremendous favor--",
"Irv: 60 bucks.",
"Dawson: Excuse me?",
"Irv: 60 bucks for the tire, then another 20 bucks for the ride here.",
"Dawson: Honey, give him the money.",
"[Side of the Road - Dawson and Gretchen are leaning into the window, as if he's just kicked them out of his car.]",
"Dawson: Ok, I'm confused. Didn't I just spend all morning helping you fix your truck?",
"Irv: Yes, you did, Dawson. That was mighty nice of you, and you're gonna make a crackerjack mechanic, boy. Crackerjack.",
"Dawson: But you're not gonna help us?",
"Irv: Of course I can't help you when you don't have any money.",
"Dawson: What about generosity?",
"Irv: Good luck to you two lovebirds. (he takes off)",
"Dawson: Well, that happened, too.",
"[Westside Grille - Jen, Joey and Mr. Lindley are taking their seats at a table.]",
"Mr. Lindley: (pulling a seat out) I got it. (to the waiter) Hey, Henry, how's it going? Let me get a glenlivit on the rocks, splash of water. I want to get your best Shirley temple for my daughter, and whatever Ms. Josephine potter would enjoy, and I'll tell you what else, Henry, tell him that we're here. He'll know what to make.",
"Jen: Dad?",
"Mr. Lindley: Yes, sweetheart?",
"Jen: (long pause) Eh, uh, nothing, nothing. I forgot.",
"Joey: Mr. Lindley, she's too modest to say it, but Jen was accepted to 5 out of the 6 colleges that she applied to.",
"Mr. Lindley: Honey, that's fantastic! That's really excellent. See, when I applied to school, I was only accepted at one, you know. Princeton. But it made the decision-making process a lot easier.",
"Joey: Well, Jen has a lot of choices.",
"Mr. Lindley: She also has impeccable judgment. So, what about you, Joey? You know where you're headed?",
"Joey: Uh, I think I'm headed to Boston.",
"Mr. Lindley: Oh, jeez! What about New York? This whole city is an education and an inspiration. What do you think about that?",
"Joey: I don't know. I think it's kind of big.",
"Mr. Lindley: Big? Yeah, no kidding it's big. It's the biggest city in the country. Even though the island itself doesn't have that much space. But it's amazing, you know, I have lived here for 30 years, and, uh, it still continues to surprise me every day.",
"Joey: How?",
"Mr. Lindley: How what?",
"Joey: How does it surprise you every day?",
"Mr. Lindley: Good question. A city like New York where everything's moving all the time at this constant driving pace, right? It's like a living organism breathing and changing, and over time your relationship to it becomes like this incredible romance, you know? At first, it's intoxicating, irresistible, and then slowly it becomes comfortable and safe. You have this cellular connection to it, as if you've known each other forever, like your oldest happiness, and sometimes you're on the outs, and sometimes you're making up, and every now and then you catch yourself in this transcendent moment where you think to yourself, \"oh, my god, I'm madly in love with you, and I always will be.\" And I think that's when it surprises me.",
"Joey: Whoa, that's a good answer.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Side of the Road - It's night time and Dawson is pacing in front of the car while Gretchen sits on the hood.]",
"Dawson: I can't think of anything.",
"Gretchen: Well, that's just too damn bad, isn't it?",
"Dawson: Please?",
"Gretchen: (laughing) I'm sorry. I love traveling with you, but I simply cannot give you your sandwich until you figure out a way to fix this situation and get us moving again. It's a perfect opportunity for you to rise to the occasion.",
"Dawson: You know I'm starving.",
"Gretchen: Mmm. I can imagine. You haven't had your beef sandwich, and did you know Willowby was famous for their beef sandwiches?",
"Dawson: Ok, we'll walk back into town, call my parents, have them wire us money.",
"Gretchen: Ok, first of all, do you have any idea what it means to wire money?",
"Dawson: I--I've seen the commercials. It's the fastest way to send money.",
"Gretchen: And second of all, how did your experience of Willowby so radically differ from mine to the point you believe they actually have a 24-hour Western Union?",
"Dawson: Gugggh!",
"[The Bar - Pacey and Drue are now playing poker with some other patrons.]",
"Pacey: Hand over those dollar bills, boys, you're playing with daddy now.",
"Bartender: How you boys doing?",
"Drue: Quite well.",
"Bartender: You having a good time?",
"Drue: Mighty big fun, mack. Mighty big fun.",
"Bartender: Dave? (Pacey doesn't answer) Dave!",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah, Dave.",
"Bartender: You're from Rhode island, right?",
"Pacey: Yes, I was born and raised in Rhode island.",
"Bartender: Hey, me, too. What brought you to my establishment?",
"Pacey: I was in search of, you know, good folks, good fun, and you, sir, have plenty of both.",
"Bartender: Well, thanks, dave, I appreciate that, really, but, um, that's not really what I meant. What I meant was what highway brought you from Rhode island to my establishment?",
"Pacey: Uhhh, that-- well, we took the Chesapeake highway down to the Sam Adams turnpike, and then from the Sam Adams turnpike you just--you get onto Clayton road, you take that south--",
"Drue: You know what? You have to excuse my friend Dave right now. He's a little drunk and--",
"Bartender: Your $100 bill is spent, Gilbert. And Dave? I don't know any of those names.",
"Pacey: Well, that's too bad. (he stands up next to the bartender) You calling me a liar? (Pacey and Drue start busting up!)",
"[Westside Grille - Mr. Lindley walks back to the table with his cell phone, as if he just got off the phone.]",
"Mr. Lindley: Ladies, I just got some bad news. It's nothing serious, but I have to head back to the office to take care of some stupid business stuff. Um, I'd love to stay, but you know. Go ahead and order anything more you want. Joey, I know that your taste buds have yet to be satisfied. It's all paid for. Henry will take care of you guys. (handing a wad of cash to Jen) I want you to take your friend out and show her an amazing night in New York, ok? Show her some magic. (kisses Jen on the cheek and she flinches but he doesn't notice) Joey, you're never gonna find a better tour guide than my daughter. She knows this town better than anyone. It's great to meet you.",
"Joey: It was nice meeting--",
"Mr. Lindley: (rushing away from the table) Jennifer, I love you. You get more beautiful all the time. Uh, I'll see you around. Have a safe trip home. I'll call you.",
"[Rooftop - Jen and Joey walk out onto a rooftop of a building. You can see practically all of New York from there.]",
"Jen: (pointing off) So, below us is Wall street. World Trade Center, Tribeca, lower eastside, Soho, Washington Square Park, Flatiron, Union Square, off on the distance that's Midtown, Rockefeller Center, the theater district, Radio City, and, uh, the Empire State Building. God, I do love this town.",
"Joey: So this is New York city.",
"Jen: No. This ain't the half of it, and it is so much better up close.",
"Joey: Yeah, but still, Jen, I mean, thank you. This blows my mind. You blow my mind.",
"Jen: Aw, thank you. Thanks for coming with me today. I needed you.",
"Joey: I know. (long pause) Hey, Jen?",
"Jen: Yeah?",
"Joey: What happened after your mom left you on the platform at grand central station?",
"Jen: Um... I--I spent that weekend wandering around the city, just walking by myself.",
"Joey: Where did you sleep?",
"Jen: For the first night, I slept in the parking lot of this office building that I always used to pass on my way to school. Um... next night, I fell asleep in the V.I.P. Room of, um, this club called... heh! Purgatory? Ha! And the last night, um... I slept in the dorm room of this guy that I met at a bar.",
"Joey: And why didn't you go home to be with your father?",
"Jen: I did. Uh, I have to go.",
"Joey: I know.",
"Jen: I'm sorry. Are you gonna be ok?",
"Joey: Hey, I'm gonna be fine. Are you gonna be ok?",
"Jen: Yeah. Yeah, maybe for the first time.",
"Joey: I feel like...",
"Jen: What?",
"Joey: I still feel like we're not gonna see you again.",
"Jen: We'll see.",
"Joey: Jen, the train leaves at 11:00. Make it. I mean, we need you back there. (Jen smiles and walks off)",
"[Beach - Dawson and Gretchen sit on a blanket on the beach in front of a little fire.]",
"Gretchen: I take back every obnoxious thing I've said.",
"Dawson: Ever?",
"Gretchen: No, just today.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Gretchen: Because you built a fire. That's a lot more than most guys I've been with could do. Out of driftwood and--and twigs and, you know, only using wet matches. I'm impressed.",
"Dawson: That's what 3 years of boy scouts will do for you.",
"Gretchen: It's extremely sexy.",
"Dawson: How sexy? (they start kissing)",
"Gretchen: Wait a second. First you gotta tell me what's going on with you.",
"Dawson: Ok, uh... today is--is a perfect example. It's a perfect example of how our visions for our lives conflict with realities. I still have my distortions and my delusions. I still think that everything should be perfect, and that Joey and i should have slept together for the first time. What I realized is that I gotta let go. You know, I-- it's time. And there's so much ahead of me. I mean, there's college, there's--there's this new baby... and there's you.",
"Gretchen: So what are you saying?",
"Dawson: I'm in love with you, and I no longer remember what we're waiting for.",
"Gretchen: Neither do I. (they continue to kiss)",
"[Lindley Residence - Jen walks in and finds her dad asleep in an armchair.]",
"Mr. Lindley: (waking up, groggy) Jennifer?",
"Jen: I took a cab here.",
"Mr. Lindley: What?",
"Jen: And all the way I had these visions of--of coming in and announcing that I wasn't going to Capeside.",
"Mr. Lindley: What are you talking about?",
"Jen: You'd smile, and we'd-- we'd go for a walk",
"Mr. Lindley: It's really late.",
"Jen: And I came up the stairs, I unlocked the door, and I put my bag down, and I didn't hear anything, so I thought maybe you weren't there.",
"Mr. Lindley: I was just resting. I'm awake now.",
"Jen: And then I he-heard, um, something. I heard a voice, a whimper, very far away. And then I heard it again. And that's when I recognized it. I--I knew that it was Annie.",
"Mr. Lindley: Who?",
"Jen: Annie Sawyer. She lived in the apartment downstairs with her parents, and she was probably the age I am right now. She was my favorite person in the whole world.",
"Mr. Lindley: And she was in our apartment?",
"Jen: You were having s*x with her. But you were careless. You left your bedroom door open, and I could see in from the hallway. I could see through the opening. It was--",
"Mr. Lindley: Jennifer, you need some help. Have you talked to anyone about this?",
"Jen: And I backed down the hall, and I went down the stairs, and I slipped out the front door, and I disappeared onto Fifth avenue in a big crowd. It was after that that things started to get really bad, didn't they?",
"Mr. Lindley: You have imagined in great detail something that never actually happened a very long time ago.",
"Jen: Dad... who are you?",
"Mr. Lindley: I'm your father.",
"Jen: You knew, didn't you? Oh, god, all this time. My life got uglier and messier, and then you sent me away. You--you made me feel ashamed. You-- you punished me for all these things that were beyond my control. You saw me standing in the doorway. Ohh! And you never said anything. I wasn't--",
"Mr. Lindley: I didn't--",
"Jen: No. I don't need a confession from you. That's not why I came here. I don't need you to apologize to me for all the pain that you've caused me, and I don't have to forgive you. All I have to do is forgive myself for these things that I can't change. Good-bye, daddy.",
"[Cop Car - Pacey sits in the back and Drue is vomiting outside next to it. Doug pulls up and gets out of the car.]",
"Doug: What do you got, man?",
"Officer: Picked him up for drunk and disorderly. You know the drill.",
"Pacey: (getting out of the car and approaching Doug) So what are you gonna do, Doug? Arrest me?",
"Doug: I should. More I'm just curious.",
"Pacey: About what?",
"Doug: You're not satisfied with being a moron and failure. You gotta add drunk to your list of credentials?",
"Pacey: (getting angry and attacking Doug) What? This is it for me! (Doug tries to hold him off, but more like a hug.) This is my whole life right here! This is all I get.",
"Doug: Pacey--",
"Pacey: Get off of me!",
"[Beach - Dawson and Gretchen are making out.]",
"Gretchen: I want to make love to you so much. So much. And I really believe that that was why we came here, but it's not. I guess just as much as I want you and I love you, we're not gonna do this.",
"Dawson: Why not?",
"Gretchen: Because when we go there, it's not gonna be because you have something to prove to yourself. It's gonna be because we love each other, and because we're prepared to show each other what that really means.",
"[Montage - 'Sweet Jane' plays as the scene flashes through stages of everyone's lives at the end of the night. Pacey and Drue in the back of the squad car. Joey is at the train station, searching the crowd for Jen. Jenb is in the cab, crying. Dawson is asleep on the beach. Gretchen sits up crying. Pacey arrives home and finds his books open. He glances at himself in the mirror. Last call at the train station. Joey continues to wait until she finally sees Jen in the crowd. Jen walks up and they hug. Joey talks her hand as they walk towards the train. Jen is back in her therapist's office.]",
"Jen: So it was good. I needed to go back, and I did, and now I'm done. I got what I needed.",
"Frost: You know you're not done, not even close. We just opened this door. We're only just starting to make sense.",
"Jen: No, I'm finished.",
"Frost: Jen--",
"Jen: Tom, I get it. I do, and I appreciate it, and I'm really glad that we could do this, but... I don't have anything else to say. I'll see you around. (she walks out of the office)"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x18 | Eastern Standard Time | bunniefuu |
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"As Gail's delivery date approaches, the women in her life throw a baby shower for her, but it is an experience that throws Joey through a loop when she discovers she might be pregnant. Pacey is nowhere to be found. While Dawson awaits the arrival of his new sibling, he and Gretchen wonder what their future holds. Meanwhile, Jack faces an unexpected situation when he learns that Toby has fallen victim to a violent crime."
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"[Scene: The Leery Living room. Dawson and Gretchen are sitting on the couch, while Mitch is standing by the stairs calling up to Gale.]",
"Mitch: I can't believe your mother is still getting dressed. What is she doin' up there?",
"Dawson: Well, there's a whole lot more of her to dress these days.",
"Gretchen: So not what to say to a woman who's 2 weeks overdue.",
"Mitch: She's right, Dawson. You say, \"darling, I've never seen a woman with a 65\" waist look so hot.\"",
"Gretchen: You guys are terrible.",
"Mitch: What would be terrible is missing our reservation. This may be our last date before the baby comes, and if we don't hurry",
"[Gale comes down holding her very pregnant belly.]",
"Gale: Mitch, we have to go. Now.",
"Mitch: You're telling me? We're late already.",
"Gale: No. Forget about dinner.",
"Dawson: Now?",
"Gale: Now.",
"Mitch: Now?",
"Gale: Uh-huh. If we don't get moving, yeah, right here on the stairs.",
"Mitch: Ok. How long are your contractions?",
"Gale: Long enough to hurt. Aah! Aah!",
"Mitch: Here.",
"Gale: Aah!",
"Mitch: I got the bag.",
"Gale: Did you pack my bathrobe?",
"Mitch: Flannel.",
"Gale: Heavy socks?",
"Mitch: Wool.",
"Gale: Lip balm?",
"Mitch: Damn! I knew I forgot something.",
"Dawson: What, are you guys going skiing?",
"Gale: I'm gonna pant for a few hours. Aah!",
"[Gretchen and Dawson help Gale out to the door while Mitch grabs the suitcase in the hall. Gretchen reaches into her pocket and pulls out some lip balm.]",
"Gretchen: Here.",
"Mitch: Ah, thanks. We should call the doctor.",
"Gale: From the car.",
"Mitch: We'll call you, too, son.",
"Gale: Did you remember the birthing music?",
"Mitch: I got Enya, John Tesh, Kenny G.",
"Gale: I'm having a baby, not going into a coma.",
"Mitch: I'll sing for you honey. We'll call you from the hospital.",
"[Mitch and Gale leave while Dawson and Gretchen watch them go.]",
"Dawson: Well, I guess that pretty much does it for our evening.",
"Gretchen: Pretty much.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Both: Ha ha ha! Ha!",
"[Excitedly hold each other]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: The Hospital. Mitch and Gale are talking to the doctor when Dawson enters the room.]",
"Gale: It's not happening?",
"Doctor: They're called Braxton hicks contractions. False labor.",
"Gale: Trust me. There is nothing false about these contractions.",
"Doctor: You're right, but they're not enough to bring on dilation. You're still at 1 centimeter, gale.",
"Gale: Are you sure you're using the right ruler?",
"[Dawson enters]",
"Dawson: So, I take it there's no baby yet?",
"Gale: Mm-mmm.",
"Doctor: The baby may decide not to make an appearance for days.",
"Dawson: Really?",
"Doctor: Normally, I'd have no cause for concern.",
"Mitch: But you do.",
"Doctor: Because of gale's age, there's a significantly increased risk of complications.",
"Dawson: What kind of complications?",
"Doctor: Now, I don't want anyone to worry.",
"Mitch: Then tell us what you're talking about.",
"Doctor: If stage 2 labor doesn't begin in a few days, I'm going to induce, and if any issues arise, we've got a great facility here to do an immediate \"C.\"",
"Gale: Oh, my god. Do you really think that it's gonna be necessary?",
"Doctor: Just relax. Honestly, that's the best thing you can do right now.",
"Mitch: Isn't there anything you can do to help the baby along?",
"Doctor: Some of my patients try talking to their babies. What's your baby's name?",
"Dawson: That's a very good question.",
"Mitch: We haven't quite found the right one yet.",
"Doctor: I'm gonna write you a prescription, gale, and then I'm gonna go back to dinner with my husband. You do the same.",
"[The doctor hands her the prescription and then leaves.]",
"Gale: \"Name your baby.\"",
"[Scene: The School Library. Tobey is helping Will with his reading.]",
"Will: This assignment is all kinds of stupid. The story doesn't even have a hero.",
"Tobey: Most good stories have a hero of some sort.",
"Will: But everybody in here has all these problems.",
"[Jack comes running into the library taking his coat off in a hurry.]",
"Jack: Actually, will, the most interesting heroes usually have a problem they can't overcome, despite themselves.",
"Tobey: Like pathological tardiness.",
"Jack: But many heroes do eventually overcome their flaws.",
"Tobey: Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it.",
"Jack: They just have to learn how to avoid Friday night traffic on Water Street.",
"Tobey: Oh, they didn't learn that last week?",
"Jack: They got stuck on Front Street last week.",
"Will: If you two don't mind, I'm tryin' to pass the fourth grade here.",
"Tobey: Ha ha ha ha! Ok.",
"[Tobey sits down with Will and Jack goes to help another child.]",
"[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Joey is talking on the Cordless phone.]",
"Joey: Hey, guess who? I was just callin' to see if you were back yet, but alas, no beau. So when you get this, give me a call. Ok. Bye.",
"[Bessie sees her and goes outside.]",
"Bessie: Ok. It's official. You've become the neurotic girlfriend.",
"Joey: It's just--it's weird.",
"Bessie: There's nothing weird about it. He's away on a fishing trip with his brother.",
"[They go back into the B&B.]",
"Bessie: I found the most adorable onesie downtown. I just had to get it for gale. Help me wrap it.",
"[Joey looks at it and it makes her nervous.]",
"Joey: I'm goin' to Pacey's.",
"[Joey storms out.]",
"Bessie: Joey.",
"[Scene: Gretchen's House. Gretchen is trying to get the table ready for dinner while Dawson is sitting at it..]",
"Gretchen: What's a naming shower?",
"Dawson: You know, instead of booties, everybody brings names.",
"Gretchen: You people love to invent rituals.",
"Dawson: Heh heh! It's tomorrow afternoon. Can you make it?",
"Gretchen: Tomorrow? Absolutely. The day after, I'm on the noon train to Boston.",
"Dawson: What's in Boston?",
"Gretchen: Well, if my interview for Cambridge magazine goes well, me.",
"Dawson: Cambridge magazine?",
"Gretchen: Yeah. They just called right before you came over. I applied for this interview as an assistant lifestyles editor, and they loved my application. They're actually thinking of paying me to go to concerts and museums and restaurants. Is that amazing or what?",
"Dawson: Wow.",
"Gretchen: Speak your subtext, boy.",
"Dawson: I didn't know that you were applying for a job.",
"Gretchen: Well, I recently made the decision. I was hoping that you would be psyched for me.",
"Dawson: I am psyched for you. It's an incredible job. I think you'll be great at it.",
"Gretchen: But suddenly, this tacit little issue that's been floating in the back of both of our minds has become very real. We're gonna have to talk about it eventually",
"Dawson: \"It\" referring to the potential continent between us.",
"Gretchen: Ok. How do you feel about long distance relationships?",
"Dawson: Historically, they don't have the best track record, but",
"Gretchen: But we could be that one couple.",
"Dawson: Absolutely.",
"Gretchen: One of us could also join the other.",
"Dawson: How could I ask you to come to California?",
"Gretchen: How could I ask you to come to Boston?",
"Dawson: What's going on here? We're-- last week, we're declaring our love for each other. Now it sounds like we're breaking up.",
"Gretchen: Well, I just think we're dealing with reality.",
"Dawson: Which is what?",
"Gretchen: Right now it's dinner by candlelight with the man I love.",
"[She sits down to eat, but Dawson has a disturbed look on his face.]",
"[Scene: The school library. Tobey and Jack are cleaning up at the end of the day, while Will is sitting on a table waiting for his mother to come and pick him up.]",
"Tobey: You're pretty good at this teaching thing, Mr. Mcphee.",
"Jack: Well, I have to say, I kind of enjoy it.",
"Tobey: Now if we can just get you to show up on time.",
"Jack: Point taken, pal, which is why you're leaving early.",
"Tobey: Oh, come on. That's not necessary.",
"Jack: Yeah, it is. I've had enough of your grief for one day, so I'll stay with will and make sure his mom picks him up. I'll pay my penance.",
"Tobey: You sure?",
"Jack: Go.",
"Tobey: You sure you know how to lock up after",
"Jack: Why are you still here?",
"Tobey: Ok. Good night, Jack. See you tomorrow.",
"Jack: All right. Later, Tobey.",
"[Tobey Leaves.]",
"Jack: Will, give me a hand here with those, please.",
"[Scene: Outside at the bus stop. Tobey walks up to the Bus stop, and another man is already sitting there waiting for the bus.]",
"Tobey: Ooh. Whoo! Cold night. [The guy turns and looks at him] Buses run late.",
"[The guy stands up, and another comes up behind them, and then fade to black.]",
"[Scene: Gretchen's House. Joey pulls up to the house and gets out of the truck and goes to the porch. It is late at night, but Gretchen is sitting outside all alone.]",
"Joey: I'm really sorry to come by so late.",
"Gretchen: It's cool. Dawson just left.",
"Joey: Look, I really need to talk to Pacey. Do you have any idea when he's gonna be back from his fishing trip?",
"Gretchen: No, I don't, but I'm sure he'll call you as soon as he gets back.",
"Joey: There's something wrong, isn't there? I mean, this isn't like Pacey. Gretchen, what's going on?",
"[Gretchen stands up and stares off into the horizon.]",
"Gretchen: You know, I told him I wouldn't do this anymore, and I won't.",
"Joey: What?",
"Gretchen: Lying. It's the worst thing for everyone.",
"Joey: Pacey isn't on a fishing trip, is he?",
"Gretchen: Pacey got arrested for public drunkenness while you were in New York. Doug got the charges dropped, and then he took him camping to try to talk some sense into him.",
"Joey: Oh, my god.",
"Gretchen: This is an intense time. We're all planning our futures, trying to figure out what we're gonna do with the rest of our lives, but if we can't put all that aside and try to do everything possible to make Pacey's life easier right now, he might not have much of one. He's in a lot of pain, so you have to promise me that you won't do anything to put any additional pressure on him right now, ok? I mean, can you do that?",
"Joey: Do you or do you not know how I can get in touch with him?",
"Gretchen: Did you just hear what I said?",
"Joey: No. I can't promise you that, Gretchen.",
"Gretchen: How could you possibly be that selfish?",
"Joey: I'm late.",
"[She realizes what Joey is talking about]",
"Gretchen: Joey, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.",
"Joey: It's ok. I'm fine, thank you.",
"Gretchen: Did you confirm that you're pregnant?",
"Joey: No. I really just need to talk to my boyfriend, so if there's any way that you can get in touch with him",
"Gretchen: As soon as they get back here or if they call in, I promise to make sure that Pacey gets in touch with you.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Gretchen: Joey, I know that things seem confusing and frightening, but you have to find the courage to take the test, and that way, you can consider your options. [Joey turns to leave] Joey!",
"Joey: I'm fine. I can handle this.",
"Gretchen: Look, if you change your mind, you can always come back here... any time. ...",
"[Joey gets into her truck and leaves.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside the Leery house. Gale comes out carry a tray of food, when Jen and Grams come walking up carrying gifts.]",
"Gale: Oh, you guys, I thought I made you promise--no gifts.",
"Grams: Asking ladies not to bring gifts to a shower is like asking the sun not to shine, birds not to sing.",
"Jen: Good lord. Give this woman a ball of yarn and some knitting needles, you'll be amazed what she can come up with.",
"[A bell rings in the house.]",
"Gale: Oh, excuse me. My kitchen's calling.",
"[She hands them the tray, and turns to go into the house as Dawson comes out.]",
"Gale: Oh, hi, honey.",
"Jen: Dawson, why isn't your mom, like, on the couch with her feet up?",
"Dawson: Oh, she's not interested. She's cooking, she's cleaning, she's relentless.",
"Grams: Nesting instinct.",
"Dawson: Do you want some laundry done? You could make her day. Come on.",
"[Gretchen comes walking up to them and Jen and Grams walk over to the benches.]",
"Gretchen: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey. I went to the bookstore this morning and looked at some magazines-- once certain city magazine in particular. It's a great read.",
"Gretchen: I spent the whole morning trying to pack, you know, and I have to admit, I'm a little nervous. I mean, the only real job interview I ever had was with your mother.",
"[Gale comes out with another tray.]",
"Dawson: Mom, I got it.",
"Gale: Oh, thanks, honey. Ah! Hi, Gretch.",
"Gretchen: Hi.",
"[Joey and Bessie come up to join them. ]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Gale: Hi, Joey.",
"Gretchen: How you doin'?",
"Joey: Fine.",
"Gretchen: Look, Joey, if you need anything at all, I'm here.",
"Bessie: Would you please tell my sister to get a life of her own? Your brother goes fishing, and, I swear, she doesn't know what to do with herself.",
"Gale: Oh, Joey! Hi.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Gale: Oh, I haven't seen you in so long. How are you?",
"Joey: Never better.",
"[They all come out to the bench area in the back yard, where everyone is gathering. Mitch and Dawson are there with all the women for the shower.]",
"Mitch: Oh! Ok! Everybody, let's get started.",
"Gretchen: Are you staying?",
"Mitch: I...",
"Grams: tradition is very clear on this matter. No men at showers.",
"Gale: Well, in case you haven't noticed, we're kind of a non-traditional household.",
"Dawson: That's ok. Dad and I will leave and let you women do whatever it is you do at these things.",
"Mitch: Come on, Dawson. Let's get out of here before the v*g1n* monologues start.",
"All: Oh!",
"[Scene: The Library. Jack walks into the library and all the kids are playing around making lots of noise and not studying. Jack looks around but doesn't see Tobey.]",
"Jack: Will, where's Tobey? [Will Shrugs his shoulders] You haven't seen him, heard from him, anything? I don't believe it. Frank, get off that!",
"[Scene: The Shower. Grams is holding a needle hanging at the end of a string over Gale's Belly.]",
"Gretchen: It's moving. It's actually moving. How did you actually find this?",
"Gale: Where did you learn this?",
"Grams: Generations of women have done this. It was the ultrasound of the middle ages.",
"Gale: So what is it? A boy or a girl?",
"Grams: It's just what you want.",
"[Laughs]",
"Bessie: I'd like to go first. These are from Bodie and me.",
"[Bessie hands Gale a card with a name on it.]",
"Gale: Sophie.",
"Gretchen: That's an adorable name.",
"Bessie: It means \"wise.\" That's what we were gonna name Alexander if he was a girl.",
"Gale: Hmm. Sophie Leery.",
"Bessie: If you have a boy...",
"[She hands Gale another card.]",
"Gale: Satchel?",
"Bessie: He played baseball. Bodie swore Mitch would love it.",
"[Ladies laugh]",
"[Scene: Dawson's old Tree fort. Mitch and Dawson are sitting in it together.]",
"Mitch: Here we go.",
"[He hands Dawson a cigar.]",
"Dawson: [Laughs]",
"Mitch: What?",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Sorry. I don't picture you as a stogie-smoking kind of dad.",
"Mitch: Well, evidently, it's what you're supposed to do at a time like this.",
"Dawson: According to who, Larry Flynt?",
"Mitch: According to Mr. Kasdan. It was his gift. I told him I'd do this with you. I did not, however, promise him that we would actually light these deadly things.",
"[Ladies laugh]",
"Dawson: So, you think any of the names they're kickin' around down there'll stick?",
"Mitch: I wonder if our inability to decide on a name means that we aren't really dealing with what's about to happen in our lives.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but the good news is, you guys have had a baby before, so you know what to expect, right?",
"Mitch: Want to know the truth? Having a newborn in your life is pure, unadulterated hell.",
"Dawson: It can't be that bad.",
"Mitch: Oh, but it is, unless you have a breast. A man doesn't really love a baby the way a woman does-- not at first. A man loves the idea of a baby.",
"Dawson: That changes, right?",
"Mitch: One night, you're standing in a dark room, exhausted, reaching for diapers and answers on a shelf you can't see, and this little person calls out to you. \"Daddy.\" That's when you get it. You feel your heart expand in a way you never knew was possible, and you love this little person so much... that you actually ache. I can't explain it any better.",
"Dawson: I think the reason you guys are waiting is because you don't want to just slap a name on this idea. I think you want to get a sense of who this new member of our family is, and I think when you meet him, you'll know.",
"Mitch: You're a pretty smart kid, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Ha ha ha!",
"[Scene: The Shower. The women are still trying to figure out a name.]",
"Jen: If I were to have a girl, I think I'd name her Emma. And for a boy, maybe Jackson? Jackson Pollock. Made a beautiful mess.",
"[Ladies laugh]",
"Gretchen: My favorite boys' name--Kurt.",
"Gale: Strong name.",
"Gretchen: For Kurt Donald Cobain.",
"[Ladies laugh]",
"Gretchen: And my favorite girls' name-- Isabella, after a story that my grandmother used to tell me when I was a little girl.",
"Grams: There are many flowers in the garden, but the most beautiful will always be rose.",
"Gale: Rose Leery.",
"Grams: And for a boy, Thomas, for someone I knew a long time ago.",
"[She looks over to Jen show smiles back at her.]",
"[Scene: The Tree Fort. Dawson and Mitch are still sitting there talking.]",
"Dawson: Gretchen's probably gonna take a job in Boston.",
"Mitch: You think it's a reaction to you getting into USC? A way of protecting herself?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I mean, I never expected her to follow me to California, and it's a great opportunity. I'm really happy for her, but",
"Mitch: Well, just remember, a couple years ago, your mother and I got a divorce. Now we're more in love than ever.",
"Dawson: So you're saying maybe even if we break up, we're still destined to be together?",
"Mitch: I'm saying you have to follow your own path, because with everything else in this life, you just never know. Look at you and Joey.",
"Dawson: Heh.",
"[Scene: The shower. Joey stands up and walks over to Gale holding a small box.]",
"Joey: Well, I was up all night last night, and I couldn't think of a name, but I brought you this instead. I think it embodies everything that a name should. It used to belong to Dawson, and, at some point, I'm sure his little brother or sister will like to wear it. It's getting harder to tell what's right anymore, so I hope you like it.",
"[Gale opens the box to see the necklace that Dawson gave to her.]",
"Gale: Well, of course it's ok, honey. Thank you. I'm sure Dawson will be as touched as I am. And thank all of you. You have given me so much to think about during this labor instead of my contractions.",
"Jen: Well, you can be thankful that you're not gonna be delivering the baby in the middle of a hurricane.",
"Grams: Let's hope not.",
"Bessie: As bad as that was, it wasn't near as difficult as what I saw my mother go through.",
"Gale: Lillian was an amazing woman. I loved her so much.",
"Bessie: 34 hours after her water broke, the baby still hadn't appeared.",
"Jen: So, what made you finally decide to come out and make your grand entrance?",
"Bessie: My mother started calling out her name-- \"Josephine! Josephine! Everyone's waiting to meet you,\" and there she was. This mass of wet, chocolate hair, these curious, saucer eyes, and a pout we all know way too well.",
"[Joey is disturbed and turns, leaves the group and heads to the house, and Bessie gets up and follows after her.]",
"Joey: Excuse me.",
"[Scene: Tobey's House. Jack walks up to the door and begins knocking on it. Tobey comes to the door but doesn't open it.]",
"Tobey: Go away.",
"Jack: You all right?",
"Tobey: I've got the flu.",
"Jack: You don't sound sick.",
"Tobey: [Coughs] It's bad. I'm highly contagious. Go away.",
"Jack: I just had the flu.",
"Tobey: This is a different strain--strain \"D.\" You haven't had this. [Coughs]",
"Jack: Come on, Tobey. Open up. Come on, man.",
"[Tobey opens the door, and he has a black eye, and several cuts on his face, and is on crutches.]",
"Jack: Some flu.",
"Tobey: Yeah. Don't freak. It only hurts when I blink.",
"Jack: What happened?",
"Tobey: I had a divergence of opinion on how a couple of local entrepreneurs should pay for their crack, and I lost the dispute.",
"Jack: So you got mugged.",
"Tobey: Yeah. Now, look, if you'll excuse me, my ice pack is thawing.",
"Jack: Heh. Did you report it?",
"Tobey: Look, it was a mugging. They got 12 bucks. It's not worth the trouble.",
"Jack: Come on.",
"Tobey: I don't want to talk about it.",
"Jack: It'll take 10 minutes. We just go to the cops",
"Tobey: what am I gonna tell 'em? That I frighten some people, so they beat the crap out of me? Just go home, Jack.",
"Jack: Whoa, whoa. Tobe--Tobey!",
"[Door Slam]",
"[Scene: The Leery Porch. Joey walks into it and Bessie follows right behind her.]",
"Bessie: What is going on with you?",
"Joey: Is it suddenly inappropriate or immoral to get a little emotional at a baby shower?",
"Bessie: You're more than emotional. You're neurotic. You're obsessed with finding your boyfriend. You're creeped out being here. Every time gale looks at you, you look the other way. If I didn't know you weren't having s*x, I'D... [Joey turns away from her.] Joey.",
"Joey: Can you just leave me alone?",
"Bessie: Are you pregnant?",
"[Joey just turns away from her with tears in her eyes.]",
"Joey: What are you talking about?",
"Bessie: I can't believe this. What happened?",
"Joey: I'm not having this conversation with you.",
"Bessie: Hey, you better watch it, because if something is wrong, you're gonna need me.",
"Joey: Why, so I can sit through another series of endless lectures?",
"Bessie: So you can straighten out your life.",
"Joey: Oh, and have one more like yours.",
"Bessie: [Laughs] You think you're better than me? Look at you. You're just like mom. You're just like me.",
"Joey: No, I'm not, because I assure you, Bessie, that no matter what happens, my life will be different.",
"Bessie: You said that right, because at least I have someone in my life who knows how to take care himself, not to mention a family. Do you?",
"[Gale and the others come onto the porch.]",
"Gale: Somebody get my Jacket!",
"Grams: Got it.",
"Bessie: What's going on?",
"Grams: Gale is in labor.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The hospital. Dawson, Mitch, Gretchen and Gale are coming down the hall. Gale in a wheel chair.]",
"Dawson: Well, I got to hand it to you, mom. That is the fastest way to end a party and clear out the house I've ever seen.",
"Gretchen: Going into labor. I'll have to remember that one.",
"Doctor: How are you feeling, gale?",
"Gale: I want drugs.",
"Mitch: So do I.",
"Doctor: We'll see what we can do.",
"[Mitch, Gale and the Doctor all go into the room, leaving Dawson and Gretchen outside to wait.]",
"[Scene: Outside Gram's House on the swinging bench. Jen is sitting doing some knitting when Jack comes up to join her.]",
"Jen: Howdy, stranger.",
"Jack: What, are you churning butter now, too?",
"Jen: [Laughs] Grams has the needles working in overdrive for gale's baby. There's something kind of meditative and therapeutic about it, too. So, what brings you to these parts?",
"Jack: [Sighs] Just wandering. That's what people do in these kinds of towns. They just wander over to their friends' homes and...ponder their trivial problems.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Tell me tales of your trivial woes.",
"Jack: Woe is Tobey.",
"Jen: That boy is in love.",
"Jack: That boy is on crutches.",
"Jen: Crutches? Seriously? What happened?",
"Jack: He says he got robbed. You know, if I got robbed, I'd be furious. I'd want to report it, I'd want to do something.",
"Jen: Yeah, me, too.",
"Jack: Well, he just wants to be left alone. I think he got attacked 'cause he's gay.",
"Jen: Oh, god.",
"Jack: You think I'm being paranoid?",
"Jen: No. No. Paranoid is healthy. Trust me.",
"Jack: He was the guy on top of the soap box when we first met him. He was carrying on about taking action.",
"Jen: So what are you gonna do?",
"Jack: I--I don't know. I mean, I tried to talk to him. He doesn't want any help.",
"Jen: What, and you're just gonna leave it at that?",
"Jack: Yeah. What do you want me to do? I mean, it's really none of my business.",
"Jen: Jack... if I got attacked, what would you do?",
"Jack: That's not the same thing.",
"Jen: No, the only difference is that in this case, you're exactly like the victim.",
"[Scene: Outside the Hospital room. Dawson and Gretchen are getting some antacid from the desk, then walk back to the room.]",
"Dawson: For my dad. He's nervous about bringing a newborn into his life.",
"Gretchen: [Laughs] Well, it changes everything. Consistently putting somebody else's wants and needs before your own. I think that's what finally makes us a grownup.",
"Dawson: Wonder what that says about us.",
"Gretchen: I think we consider each other's needs, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Yeah, up to a point. And then, you know, we have to think about ourselves.",
"Gretchen: Do you think it should be different at this time in our lives?",
"Dawson: I... I--I don't know. All I know is that there's this stupid part of me that just wants to beg you to come with me.",
"Gretchen: And the other part of you?",
"Dawson: The other part of me is smarter... and knows that you have to let people go.",
"Gretchen: The timing sucks. I mean, it just sucks.",
"Dawson: Can I ask you something? Maybe I'm misinterpreting things, but I really thought you wanted to sleep with me. Something seemed to change your mind that night on the beach.",
"Gretchen: It just wasn't the right time.",
"Dawson: Is there ever gonna be a right time?",
"Gretchen: Dawson, if I go to Boston and you go to L.A... getting closer is just gonna make things more painful.",
"Dawson: What made you decide to apply for a job in Boston?",
"Gretchen: You're leaving... and I am so unbelievably happy for you, but-- look, I can't take that next step, open myself up like that just to be left. I just can't do that. You know, I've gotta get on with my own life.",
"[Mitch walks out of the room.]",
"Mitch: It's not happening. Not today. False alarm.",
"Dawson: Oh...",
"[Dawson hands him the antacid.]",
"Mitch: Here Honey, this should help a bit.",
"[Scene: Gretchen's House. Joey comes walking up to the door, and Gretchen who is packing some clothes looks up and sees her. She goes and opens the door.]",
"Joey: Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are. I just-- I didn't really have anywhere else to go.",
"Gretchen: Well, come in.",
"[Joey comes in and Gretchen continues to pack.]",
"Joey: Plan on leaving the country?",
"Gretchen: Uh, no. Actually, I have an interview for a magazine job in Boston. How are you holding up?",
"Joey: Well... considering I've turned into this crazy person that I don't even recognize... great. God, I... I can't believe how ill-prepared I am for this. What was I thinking?",
"Gretchen: You fell in love, you had s*x. I mean, even if you take every precaution, it's bound to change your world completely.",
"Joey: [Laughs] Could you imagine Pacey with a baby?",
"Gretchen: [Laughs] You know, it's funny, 'cause I think Pacey would probably like the idea of a baby. I mean, he's great with kids, attentive to women. The problem with the scenario is that Pacey just can't deal with Pacey.",
"Joey: I know, and believe me, the last thing I want to do is make his life more difficult, but... [Sighs] I really need him right now, Gretchen.",
"Gretchen: Have you told Bessie?",
"Joey: Pretty much. Right after I told her that her life disgusts me.",
"Gretchen: Look, make amends with your sister, Joey. I mean, being pregnant, whether you choose to stay that way or not, is ultimately about family. And trust me, you're gonna want that support system around you.",
"Joey: You sound like you're pretty familiar with this situation.",
"[Gretchen stops packing for a minute.]",
"Gretchen: Last year, in college... I miscarried.",
"Joey: I'm sorry.",
"Gretchen: [Sighs] That's why I came back here. To deal with everything. Everything that you're dealing with now.",
"Joey: Well, you've been successful. I mean... new boyfriend, maybe a new job. Is Dawson gonna go to Boston with you?",
"Gretchen: No, Dawson and I are in very different places in our lives.",
"Joey: Gretchen, you do know that Dawson would lasso the moon for you, right?",
"Gretchen: I know... but how can I let someone do that when he's about to leave?",
"Joey: You don't shut him out of your life. And you cherish that big part of him that he always wants you to have. No matter what happens... you never forget him.",
"[Scene: The Leery Living room. Dawson and Mitch are sitting in front of the TV going through the TIVO recordings.]",
"Mitch: Who wants to watch Andrew dice clay?",
"Dawson: I deleted a bunch of sappy date movies. Now it thinks I'm a misogynistic cynic.",
"Gale: Oh, Mitch, the contractions are getting stronger. This is it. It's definitely time.",
"Mitch: Honey, don't you think you ought to wait a while? Just till you're positive.",
"Gale: Oh, I am quite positive. Aah!",
"[Mitch ignores her.]",
"Mitch: How about reservoir dogs?",
"Gale: I said it's time.",
"Mitch: Hey...",
"Gale: I am going to have a baby. Now, get off the sofa and get your ass in the car!",
"[Gale grabs his ear and pulls him out of the couch.]",
"Mitch: That hurts.",
"Gale: Don't talk to me about pain. Don't.",
"Mitch: I think she means it this time.",
"[Scene: Tobey's House. Tobey opens the door to see Jack and an officer outside it.]",
"Tobey: Was it the \"go\" or the \"away\" that tripped you up?",
"Jack: This is officer Sullivan. He's the youth officer at Capeside.",
"Sullivan: Nice to meet you.",
"Tobey: Oh, boy, I knew I shouldn't have ripped that tag off my mattress.",
"Jack: He's gonna make sure that the right people pay attention to this.",
"Tobey: Yeah, sure.",
"Jack: Look, I know you're scared.",
"Tobey: You don't know anything.",
"Jack: You have to report this.",
"Tobey: How dare you come into my house and tell me what I have to do. You're lucky my parents aren't here right now.",
"Jack: Are they the ones telling you not to talk about this? Because for the life of me, I don't understand why they didn't make you call the cops 2 days ago.",
"Tobey: Because maybe, like me, all they want to do is forget about what happened. Which grows increasingly difficult every time you show your face here. Now please, just go.",
"Sullivan: The odds weren't in your favor the other night, Tobey. You know that, right?",
"Tobey: Excuse me?",
"Sullivan: Tobey, you're 3 times more likely to be threatened by someone with a weapon than a straight kid. There's a 70% chance of you being harassed, and a 30% chance that someone's gonna... do this to you. Which is why I need for you to talk to me about what happened. Most kids, they don't have the strength. Or they don't get the chance.",
"Jack: Or have the friends to support them.",
"Tobey: [Sighs] I was, uh... waiting for the bus on market and 16th when this guy came up next to me. He was tall, uh, black hair. I'd seen him a couple nights before. I--I made some stupid small talk or something about the busses running late. And then I looked him in the eyes... and smiled at him. I guess I shouldn't have done that or something, because he yelled \"faggot\" at me or something, and then... before I knew it, there was somebody else. Uh, a friend of his or something came out of nowhere. And one held me while the other one just started wailing on me. Punching me in the face, kicking me... and then at some point I just fell to the ground.",
"Sullivan: This isn't your fault.",
"Tobey: All I did was smile at him.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Hospital. Mitch is sitting outside the room, when Dawson comes walking up to him.]",
"Dawson: I now know way too much about the hospital parking attendant's life.",
"Mitch: Your mother's been in hard labor all night.",
"Dawson: How's she doing?",
"Mitch: I don't know. Quite frankly, that worries me. There's a lot of whispering going on over there.",
"Dawson: Tell them you want to know.",
"Mitch: Been there. All I get is \"relax, Mr. Leery. Help your wife focus on her breathing.\"",
"[Gales screams from the room.]",
"Gale: Aah! Mitch! Mitch get in here! Hurry!",
"Mitch: [Sighs] I'm glad you're here.",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. It is just after dawn, when Joey comes into it and finds Bessie sitting at the table.]",
"Joey: What are you doing up?",
"Bessie: I get up at dawn every morning. It's the only time I have to myself.",
"Joey: I spent the night at Gretchen's.",
"Bessie: Do you know I once climbed into your crib and pushed you out?",
"Joey: Did you drop me on my head? Because that would explain a lot.",
"Bessie: Before you came along, mom and I had a good thing going. I hated you.",
"Joey: You hated me 'cause you were jealous. You hated me because I was taking your mom away, but... mostly you hated me because you knew you'd always have to take care of me.",
"Bessie: I really did want your life to be better than mine.",
"Joey: Bessie, you went first. You took on the full brunt of this storm. And you didn't do what others would have. You didn't run, you didn't cower, you created this warm, loving, safe place. And you raised a baby and a little sister. I hope I would have the strength and courage to... create a life for myself that's even remotely like yours.",
"Bessie: I just want you to know I love you and I'm here for you if--if you want me.",
"[She hands Joey an Early Pregnancy Test]",
"[Alexander cries]",
"Bessie: Another day.",
"[Joey just cries in her hands]",
"[Scene: Tobey's House. Tobey opens the door to find Jack standing outside.]",
"Tobey: Oh, what now? Oprah?",
"Jack: You didn't think I was going to tutoring without you?",
"Tobey: Uh, if you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly presentable.",
"Jack: Well, then, we'll tell 'em you fell off your skateboard.",
"Tobey: They're kids, Jack. Not imbeciles.",
"Jack: Fine. Then we'll tell 'em you fell off your high horse. Whatever. You're not gonna sit around the house all day. Get your coat.",
"Tobey: What is this? A couple of months ago, you were all about not getting involved, and suddenly you're some big homo activist?",
"Jack: Maybe I'm just a Tobey activist.",
"[Tobey grabs his coat and comes outside and closes the door.]",
"Tobey: [Laughs] Oh, as much as my ego would like to buy that attractive piece of merchandise, somehow it doesn't quite fit. What's happened to you, Jack?",
"Jack: It's more like what's gonna happen. Someday, I'm gonna want to walk through the park and I'm gonna want to hold some guy's hand and... what if I forget to look around first? What if the wrong people see me do that?",
"Tobey: We're not so different, you and I.",
"Jack: I used to think that we were, but we're not. If I would have left early, it would have been me.",
"Tobey: And you're just now realizing this?",
"Jack: Yeah. Better late than never.",
"Tobey: Yeah, and better on time than late.",
"Jack: [Laughs] Come on, man. It's way too early in the day for one of your lectures.",
"Tobey: Ow! You know, if you were really a Tobey activist, you would have carried me down the steps.",
"Jack: Yeah, don't push your luck, man.",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B Bathroom. Joey is watching her watch, and then picks up the Pregnancy Test and turns it over to find out that she isn't pregnant. She lets out a huge sigh of relief]",
"[Scene: The Hospital. Dawson is sitting outside the room, when Grams, Jen, Joey and Bessie comes up to join him.]",
"Grams: How is she?",
"Dawson: Uh... [Sighs] She's been in there all night and all day and I'm-- I'm starting to get the impression things aren't progressing the way they're supposed to.",
"Bessie: It can be a long process, Dawson. Yeah, I'm sure she'll be fine.",
"[Some nurses walk into the room, and Dawson tries to stop one.]",
"Dawson: Hey, um, is... [Sighs] Excuse me.",
"[He walks away, and Joey goes after him]",
"Joey: Dawson.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] A couple of weeks ago, I'm wandering through these halls, praying for somebody to die. And now here I am, same halls, praying for somebody to be born. Is it just me, or did life suddenly broaden this year?",
"Joey: It's not just you. I... think the stakes have been raised for everyone.",
"Dawson: Have you and Pacey talked about him being near Worthington next year?",
"Joey: [Laughs] Uh, Pacey and I haven't really discussed the future too much lately.",
"Dawson: You should. It has a peculiar way of unexpectedly becoming the present.",
"Joey: Dawson, Gretchen is crazy about you. She told me last night.",
"Dawson: Then you probably also know that she's on a train right now for Boston where she's probably gonna be living.",
"Joey: And you're absolutely certain that there's no way to bridge the gap?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I was hoping that there would be, but I... don't think that's gonna happen.",
"Joey: Dawson... it's not what I thought it was gonna be.",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Joey: s*x. Isn't that what you're talking about?",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Jo...",
"Joey: I want you to know something. s*x doesn't necessarily bring people closer together. It's just a magnifying glass. I mean, if there's a problem, it gets bigger. And if there's closeness... you get closer. As far as you and Gretchen are concerned, I mean... you guys are probably a lot closer than a lot of people who are having s*x.",
"[The doctor comes out to them]",
"Doctor: Someone wants to meet you, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Really?",
"Doctor: Mm-hmm.",
"[They go into the room]",
"[Scene: Inside the room. Gale is holding the new baby, while Mitch stands next to her. Dawson, Bessie, Joey, Grams and Jen come into the room to join them.]",
"Mitch: Isn't she just gorgeous? Isn't she perfect?",
"Dawson: She?",
"Mitch: You have a sister, Dawson. I have daughter.",
"Dawson: She's so small.",
"Jen: She's so beautiful.",
"Bessie: Congratulations.",
"Grams: I see both of you in her.",
"Gale: [Giggles] She wasn't sure she wanted to join us today. You know, it took a lot of coaxing.",
"Jen: How did you finally get her to change her mind?",
"Gale: Oh, I just started calling out her name. \"Lillian, Lillian. Everyone's waiting to meet you.\" And there she was.",
"Joey: Lillian.",
"[Joey turns to Bessie and smiles. Realizing that they named her after their mother.]",
"Gale: Honey, do you want to hold her?",
"[Lillian coughs]",
"Dawson: Oh, yeah.",
"[Dawson picks her up.]",
"Gale: [Whispering] There we go. There we go.",
"Dawson: Hello, Lillian. I'm Dawson... your big brother. [Laughs] Welcome to our family. You couldn't have picked a better one.",
"[Joey goes over and admires Lillian as Dawson is holding her.]",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. The phone rings and Joey answers it.]",
"Joey: Hello.",
"[It is Pacey calling from his fishing trip.]",
"Pacey: Hey, Gretchen told me I had to call immediately. What's wrong?",
"Joey: Actually, nothing. I thought I had a huge problem, but, um... I was wrong.",
"Pacey: Well, what kind of problem did you think you had?",
"Joey: It's nothing that you should worry about. The important thing is that you focus on yourself. Where are you?",
"[Pacey pauses then uncomfortably answers, but we can see he is hiding something.]",
"Pacey: I told you, I'm fishing with Dougie. We're having the time of our lives out here. Caught a 90-pound marlin yesterday. We're living the high life, Jo. The high life. You and I got to get out here some time.",
"Joey: Yeah, we will. We'll have to do that real soon.",
"Pacey: Yeah. I miss you.",
"Joey: I miss you, Pace.",
"[They hang up after a period of silence]",
"[Scene: Outside the Leery House. Gretchen is sitting on the hood of her car, waiting for Dawson, who pulls up to the house. She hops down and walks over to him.]",
"Dawson: I thought you had a train to catch.",
"Gretchen: You know the best thing about trains? There's always a later one.",
"[Dawson walks over and gives her a big kiss.]",
"Dawson: [Laughs] This is crazy.",
"Gretchen Insane.",
"Dawson: What are we doing?",
"Gretchen: Prolonging the inevitable. Living in denial.",
"Dawson: Who knew denial could feel this good?",
"Gretchen: You know there's no hope for us.",
"Dawson: How could there be? We're headed in completely different directions.",
"Gretchen: We might as well be going to 2 different planets.",
"Dawson: We should really break up right now. Just get it over with.",
"Gretchen: I agree. I never want to see you again.",
"[Throughout all this endless banter they get close and closer to each other, then kiss.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x19 | Late | bunniefuu |
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"As everyone gets ready for the year's senior prom, some bad news causes Gretchen to reflect on her life. Joey worries about Pacey and they confront once unspoken issues. The festivities cause conflict for Gretchen, as she questions her relationship with Dawson, while an unhappy Jen is rescued by unlikely hero Drue after she and Jack meddle in each other's lives and arrange dates for each other. Joey and Pacey have a screaming row at the prom and break up."
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"#420 - Promicide",
"[Joey's Room - Bessie is making some final adjustments on Joey's dress, while Pacey lays on Joey's bed watching.]",
"Bessie: (with pins in her mouth, mumbling) Oh, Joey, you wook wadiant.",
"Joey: (confused) What?",
"Pacey: I believe she said, \"oh, Joey, you look radiant.\" And I could not agree more with your wise assessment, Bess. Joey Potter, you do look absolutely radiant.",
"Joey: I don't look radiant. I look silly.",
"Pacey: That's ridiculous, Jo. I'm not even gonna dignify that comment with a response.",
"Joey: Pacey, the prom? What are we, like, in high school?",
"Pacey: Yeah. We are in high school last time I checked.",
"Joey: Not to mention I don't have the best track record for these events. I mean, need I remind you, of the debacle that was last year's anti-prom?",
"Bessie: (mumbling) Oh, God, I forgot to pick up Alexander.",
"Pacey: Oh, my god. She forgot to pick up Alexander.",
"Bessie: Pacey, you finish.",
"Pacey: Ok. (he takes the scissors and Bessie rushes out.) Ok.",
"Joey: So...you like my dress?",
"Pacey: Well, I believe I already used the word radiant.",
"Joey: Well, actually, 'cause I kind of figured that the dress really isn't the part that the guys care about. It's really the after-prom when the dress comes off.",
"Pacey: Speaking of prom, I need for you to go and pick up the prom tickets.",
"Joey: I thought you were gonna pick up the prom tickets.",
"Pacey: Well, I tried to pick up the prom tickets, but my poor academic standing has put me on \"the do not sell to\" list.",
"Joey: Did you remember the limo?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah, I remembered the limo. I told you I'm gonna take care of everything.",
"Joey: Well, Pacey, you don't have to take care of everything yourself. I mean, I can handle some of the preparations.",
"Pacey: I want to. Ok? I want to take care of everything. I want to make this perfect for you.",
"Joey: Sweetheart... you don't have to make this perfect.",
"Pacey: Well, that's sweet of you to say, but I'd like to try anyway, if that's all the same to you. And speaking of, I really should kind of get on my way. But I love you, Jo. And... You deserve to have the most amazing senior prom that anyone has ever had, and that is exactly what I'm gonna give you, ok? So, from here on out, smooth sailing, I promise. (he turns to leave, but decides to pull one more string off Joey's dress. We hear a rip. Pacey grimaces and Joey tries to look over her shoulder.) Damn.",
"[Jen's Room - Jen sits on her bed, Jack is on the edge, and Tobey stands talking to them.]",
"Tobey: It was unbelievable. So there I am. 15 years old. I'm at this girl's senior prom, and I've just confessed to her that I'm gay. And what does she do in response? She sticks her tongue all the way down my throat! It gets worse. She takes my hand, and she sticks it on her crotch, and she says, \"you may think you're gay now, honey, but give me an hour, and I'll rock your world!\"",
"Jack: No way! That's crazy!",
"Tobey: Tell me about it. Hey, but don't let my horror story fool you. I'm sure you guys will have a great time at your prom. I gotta go. I got a doctor's appointment.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah.",
"Tobey: Final one after the incident. Bye, Jen.",
"Jen: Bye, sweetie.",
"Tobey: Good luck findin' a dress. And, uh, you can keep the magazines. (grabbing one of the magazines off the bed) Ooh--I'm doin' the cosmo s*x quiz, though. Jack, give me a call.",
"Jack: See ya later.",
"Tobey: And, uh, I want to hear all about the prom-related details.",
"Jack: You got it. Bye.",
"Tobey: See ya later.",
"Jen: Bye-bye! (Tobey walks out of the room and Jen closes the door.)",
"Jack: That is too funny. Heh. (Jen gives him a smile) Don't even say it.",
"Jen: I didn't say a thing.",
"Jack: You don't have to. I know what you're thinking, and the answer is \"no, I am not asking Tobey to the prom.\"",
"Jen: Why the hell not? Jack, you guys are getting along really well, and it seems like you have fun together. Plus, he obviously wants you to ask him. I mean, every other word out of his mouth is \"prom.\"",
"Jack: Do you remember last year? Remember with Ethan? All the controversy-- crazy Barbara johns, the whole anti-prom thing?",
"Jen: Jack, nobody cares. Just take the boy to prom.",
"Jack: You know what I think? I think you're tryin' to get out of this whole prom thing altogether. That's what this is really all about. Now, just pick a dress, j!",
"Jen: Could you not change the subject? Jack, I can go stag. It's fine.",
"Jack: We're both aware of Tobey's more-than-platonic feelings. Now, if I ask him to go to the prom, it's like I'm leading him on!",
"Jen: Jack, all I'm say--",
"Jack: I don't want to hear it. Jen, drop it! That's it!",
"Jen: Ah-- but that's--",
"Jack: That's it! Stop! Shh! No-- pick a dress.",
"[Clothing Store - The scene switches between Gretchen and Jen are trying on dresses with Joey and Dawson and Jack trying on their tuxes.]",
"Gretchen: Do you think this one's too tight?",
"Jen: No, you look perfect. I, on the other hand, look like a big, stupid freak.",
"Gretchen: Uh, yeah, in what universe?",
"Joey: She's right. You look... luminous!",
"Jen: Like a big, luminous freak.",
"Jack: We are gonna look great.",
"Dawson: As long as Gretchen thinks so.",
"Jack: Oh, speaking of which, did you get the corsage?",
"Dawson: Pacey said he'd pick up mine when he picked up Joey's.",
"Jack: Limo?",
"Dawson: Pacey.",
"Jack: I guess we got everything covered then.",
"Gretchen: You know, I'm the only one here with a right to feel like a freak. My senior prom was last century. You know, when you think about it, it's actually kind of depressing.",
"Joey: You don't seem all that depressed.",
"Gretchen: You know, because I'm not. I-I'm up for that kick-ass job in Boston, which is super exciting, and I feel like the prom will be this fun trip down memory lane on the arm of a guy I'm totally into. What's there to be depressed about?",
"Jack: Actually, uh, there is one more tradition that I almost forgot about.",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Jack: Come on, don't make me say it. Are you or are you not gonna fulfill the long-standing teenage tradition of after-prom s*x?",
"Dawson: I decline to respond to that line of questioning.",
"Joey: How are you, miss Lindley? Seems to me that ever since we got back from New York, you seemed a little...",
"Jen: horribly messed up?",
"Joey: I was gonna say sad.",
"Jen: Mmm--I'm sad. And horribly messed up and...You know, terrified of the future and haunted by the past, but other than that, I feel really good about things.",
"Jack: All I'm sayin' is if you were gonna do it on prom night, just...you know, be careful, man. That's all.",
"Dawson: I appreciate your concern, but if we were planning on following through in any traditions, I've got my emotional bases covered.",
"Jack: Ah. Good to know.",
"Dawson: But I admit to nothing.",
"Joey: So why don't I feel perfect?",
"Jen: In the words of my former therapist, \"why don't you tell me?\"",
"Joey: Hmm, well, I'm terrified of the future, for one thing. And a couple of weeks ago, I had a little bit of a scare. But that's not even it. I don't know. Maybe it's Pacey. You know what, Jen, it just doesn't seem like he's too eager to... to touch me.",
"Jen: I'm sure he's just waiting for you to come to him.",
"Joey: You think? Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, he probably is just waiting.",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Joey: Jen, what if he's not waiting for me?",
"[Capeside - Gretchen is coming out of a store and Dawson approaches her.]",
"Gretchen: Hey!",
"Dawson: I was just thinkin' about you. Hence my ear-to-ear grin.",
"Gretchen: I didn't get that job in Boston.",
"Dawson: What? What happened?",
"Gretchen: The woman from the magazine-- she just paged me, and I called her back. She said that she loved me and that I was perfect for it, but that I didn't have a college degree or the necessary experience.",
"Dawson: Oh, god, that sucks. I'm sorry.",
"Gretchen: I really thought I had it. I don't know what I'm gonna do.",
"Dawson: If you want to skip this whole prom thing, I totally understand.",
"Gretchen: No. No, Dawson, come on. This is--this is your milestone, not mine. And you deserve to have it be a wonderful and memorable experience. And that's what it's gonna be.",
"Dawson: Are you sure?",
"Gretchen: Yes. Yes, it's fine. It's more than fine. It's gonna kick ass. I promise.",
"[Phone - Jen and Tobey are on the phone talking, Jen at her house, Tobey at his.]",
"Jen: I'm telling you, Tobey, he desperately wants to ask you. He's--he's just too embarrassed, you know. He's got a really irrational fear of rejection.",
"Tobey: Mmm, I don't know, Jen. I-it just didn't seem like Jack wanted to ask me to prom.",
"Jen: Would I make this up? Look, he...is a seething quagmire of neuroses. You--you real-- you just--you don't even want to know. I mean, how somebody so good-looking could be so insecure, it's...beyond me. But I assure you, he really wants you to go to prom with him. He told me so. The guy begged me to come over here and ask you, so just--just call him and say yes. Hmm?",
"[Joey's Room - Pacey and Joey sit on the bed studying. Joey keeps giving looks at Pacey like she wants to get busy. Pacey keeps his nose in his book.]",
"Joey: You want to know what? Nobody's home. Bessie, Bodie, Alexander--all gone. And there are no guests here. So, basically, that means we have the whole place to ourselves.",
"Pacey: (still reading) Mm-hmm. (Joey moves in to kiss him, but just before their lips touch,) Are you thirsty?",
"Joey: No, I'm not thirsty. (she goes to kiss him again, but Pacey moves quickly and kisses her cheek.) Try again. (trying again to kiss him)",
"Pacey: You know what I could go for? Turkey sandwich on rye bread. You want one?",
"Joey: (disappointed) No, thank you.",
"Pacey: (getting up from the bed) Ok. Well, I'll be right back.",
"[Phone - Jen is at her house when Jack calls from his.]",
"Jen: (answering the phone) Hello.",
"Jack: Hello there.",
"Jen: Uh--Jack, ok. Um, listen, you cannot be mad at me, because I want you to remember a little relationship called me and Henry which you completely orchestrated against my will, not to mention the whole college application thing.",
"Jack: I'm not mad, Jen.",
"Jen: You're not?",
"Jack: No. Now, I'll admit I was a little... surprised when I emphatically stated my strong desire not to go to the prom with Tobey, to have him then call me up and say, \"Jen told me everything, and my answer's yes, Jack. I would love to go to the prom with you.\" Now, yes, I'll admit, I was slightly... peeved. But then I remembered what you said-- that you would go to the prom anyway, even if I brought Tobey.",
"Jen: Yeah, of course I'm still going to the prom.",
"Jack: So you promise and solemnly swear, no matter what.",
"Jen: (confused) Yes, I promise and solemnly swear.",
"Jack: No matter what?",
"Jen: (a little nervous) Jack, what are you talking about?",
"Jack: Oh, nothin'. It's just that, uh, well, I realized... (looking at his watch) why get mad when you can get even? (the doorbell rings at Jen's house. She moves to it and answers the door. Drue is standing outside.)",
"Drue: Jack told me everything, and my answer is yes. Jen, I'd love to go to the prom with you. (Jen looks scared and just closes the door on him.)",
"[Dawson's Front Yard - Dawson walks out of the house where Gale, Mitch and Lillian are waiting. He is dressed for the prom.]",
"Gale: Oh, my god. Look at my little boy.",
"Mitch: Looks like a man to me.",
"Gale: Oh, I think I'm gonna cry. Oh, here, let's get one with Dawson and Lily.",
"Mitch: Good. (he hands Dawson Lily) Here you go.",
"Gale: Oh, honey, you are the spitting image of your father. Do you realize that?",
"Mitch: Much more handsome. Ah.",
"Gale: I cannot believe this is our baby boy's senior prom.",
"Dawson: (to Lily) Pay no attention to them, Lily. I know they seem like they're a little strange sometimes, but they're actually very good parents. Just a little emotional.",
"Joey: (walking up) Hey, everyone.",
"Dawson: Joey.",
"Gale: Oh, Joey, honey. You are breathtaking. Here, let me get one of the two of you.",
"Mitch: I'll take lily. Yeah, there you go. Whoa, thanks. There's my girl.",
"Dawson: All right. My mom's right. You look breathtaking.",
"Joey: Thank you. So do you.",
"Dawson: Well, thank you.",
"Gale: Smile. Maybe one more. Happy, happy.",
"Mitch: (Lily starts to cry) Uh-oh. Uh-oh. All right, easy there. Honey, shh. (Gale and Mitch tend to the baby so Dawson and Joey turn to talk)",
"Joey: So--",
"Dawson: You know--",
"Joey: Go ahead.",
"Dawson: I was just gonna say, given everything that's happened in the 12 months since last year's prom, I'm just really glad we ended up here.",
"Joey: Me, too.",
"Dawson: God, we're so healthy, it just makes me wanna puke.",
"Joey: Yeah. It is quite sickening, right?",
"Mitch: Hi guys!",
"Gale: Hello, you two!",
"Dawson: (to Gretchen) Hey.",
"Joey: (to Pacey) Hey.",
"Gretchen: (to Dawson) Hey.",
"Dawson: You look beautiful.",
"Gretchen: Thank you.",
"Dawson: Come here.",
"Gretchen: You're lookin' pretty handsome yourself.",
"Dawson: So, uh...how you doin'? Better?",
"Gretchen: Much.",
"Gale: Ok, um, let me see. How about we do the ceremonial pinning of the corsage?",
"Pacey: Ready?",
"Dawson: All right.",
"Joey: Pace, when did you pick those up?",
"Pacey: I got these yesterday.",
"Gretchen: Pace, you were supposed to refrigerate them.",
"Pacey: Well, nobody told me that.",
"Dawson: You know what? That is not a big deal at all. Mom, can we pick some new ones from your garden? (Dawson follows his mom.)",
"Gale: Great idea. I'll go get my shears.",
"Dawson: Just tell me you didn't forget the limo.",
"Pacey: Of course I didn't forget the limo.",
"Mitch: Joey, here. Why don't you take Lily, and we'll get a picture of you and Gretchen. (Gretchen and Joey fawn over Lily. Pacey starts to walk away.)",
"Joey: Pacey, where are you going?",
"Pacey: I'll be right back.",
"Drue: Hey, everyone. Happy prom. (everyone looks at Drue like he's an alien) You're all probably wondering what I'm doing here. Well, I'm here to meet my date, of course-- the one and only Jen Lindley. Oh, cool. A baby. Can I hold it?",
"Everyone: No!",
"[Tobey's House - Jack nervously walks up the steps and knocks on the door. Tobey answers it and he looks very nice. No glasses, either. Jack just stands there in shock with his mouth hanging open.]",
"Tobey: Hey, Jack. You look good. We should probably be going. My parents are hiding upstairs. They're not too keen on this whole \"prom date with a boy\" thing. You'd think they would have loosened up and gotten a clue by now, but... what are you gonna do? Are you all right? (Jack nods) Ok, 'cause we can't leave unless you stop blocking the door.",
"Jack: Right. Sorry.",
"Tobey: It's ok.",
"[Dawson's House - Jen has arrived and goes over to greet everyone.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Gretchen: Hi. Look at you, gorgeous.",
"Jen: (hugging them) Thank you. Look at you. (to Dawson) Hi, handsome.",
"Drue: Darling, you're a vision.",
"Jen: (making a face, then noticing Jack and Tobey have arrived) Excuse me. (going over to them.)",
"Drue: (yelling after her) You're adorable when you're angry.",
"Jen: This has gone too far.",
"Jack: Oh, well, it must be stopped, then, before it destroys us all. (Jack and Tobey laugh)",
"Jen: Ha ha ha.",
"Joey: Look, don't come crying to me just 'cause you chose not to think of the consequences of a certain action before you went and performed said action.",
"Jen: Well, excuse me, but I don't think that the punishment fit the crime.",
"Jack: Oh, I think it did.",
"Jen: Well, I think that my revenge on your revenge is imminent, so there.",
"Tobey: What are you guys talking about?",
"Jen: Nothing.",
"Jack: Nothing.",
"Tobey: Oh.",
"Jack: Don't worry about Drue, Jen. You can hang out with Tobey and I all night. We'll help you avoid him.",
"Jen: Great, 'cause I really plan on having fun tonight.",
"Jack: Good. So do I.",
"Jen: Good. So do I.",
"Tobey: So do I.",
"Jack and Jen: Good.",
"Jen: Excuse me.",
"[Dawson's House - Pacey is standing off by himself when Joey approaches.]",
"Joey: Pace?",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Joey: Wanna help me with my corsage?",
"Pacey: Sure. Yeah. That dress looks fantastic, Joey. You can't even tell where I ripped it.",
"Joey: It wasn't your fault.",
"Pacey: Well... tonight's gonna be good. I promise.",
"Joey: I know.",
"Gale: (from off) Hey, kids, I think the limo's here.",
"Pacey: Ok. That's us. (they gather around and we can hear a car approaching. It sounds like a clunker and even backfires. They finally show this white ugly tank with this scroungy chauffer. Everyone kinda makes a face and pretends to not be upset.)",
"Mitch: Ok.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Liquor Store - The gang make a pit stop.]",
"Drue: (walking up to Gretchen with two cases of alcohol) Oh. Hello.",
"Gretchen: How exactly do you plan on purchasing that?",
"Drue: Well, your advanced age is about to come in handy, dear.",
"Gretchen: Oh, sorry, but I don't plan on being responsible for unleashing a drunk Drue onto the prom. Better luck next time.",
"Tobey: (seeing those Hostess pink Snowballs) Ooh. All right, don't think me a total freak for what I'm about to do, but-- (grabbing a package)",
"Jack: Dude, I love those.",
"Tobey: Are you serious? Nobody loves these.",
"Jack: I do.",
"Tobey: You know what this means?",
"Jack: Yeah. We both enjoy somewhat unpopular snack foods.",
"Tobey: No. We got more in common than you think.",
"[Limo - Jen and Pacey sit inside. Jen pulls a tiny bottle of vodka out of her purse and offers some to Pacey.]",
"Pacey: No, thank you. I have to take a breathalyzer later. (Jen laughs) It's part of a ridiculous \"tough love\" ploy by deputy Doug and my dear old father.",
"Jen: Well, all the much better for me. I've only got 10 left.",
"Pacey: Oh. You wouldn't be drowning your sorrows because of a certain unwanted prom date, would you?",
"Jen: Oh, god, no. Drue's the least of my worries.",
"Pacey: You know what I don't understand?",
"Jen: Hmm?",
"Pacey: How these guys can be so happy and carefree. I mean, who knows what the future holds, but I do know that it doesn't hold what they expect it to.",
"[Liquor Store - Dawson grabs a box of condoms quickly off the rack and starts to move when Joey bumps into him.]",
"Joey: Oh! (Dawson drops the box)",
"Dawson: Hey. Sorry.",
"Joey: (Joey picks up the box and hands it to Dawson.) Here. (As Dawson takes it, she realizes what it is) Oh.",
"Dawson: (shyly) Thanks.",
"Jack: (calling across the store) Guys. We gotta go if we're gonna catch the boat.",
"[Prom Boat - Everyone jumps out of the limo and rushes on board. Later on the boat, Gretchen scans the dance floor with Dawson.]",
"Gretchen: Oh, my god.",
"Dawson: Well, not only am I here with an older woman, but I've got the most beautiful date in the whole room.",
"Gretchen: Well, your charm is a perfect antidote for the complete wave of weirdness that just crashed over me.",
"Dawson: Oh, you know what, if it makes you feel any better, nobody really notices anybody else at these things anyway. They're all so caught up in their own melodramas.",
"Gretchen: It doesn't really make me feel any better.",
"Dawson: Well, in that case, if anybody asks, you can just tell them you're chaperoning.",
"Gretchen: Ok. I don't know whether to hit you or to kiss you for that comment.",
"Dawson: Let's work our way up to the kinky stuff.",
"Jen: Ok, if you keep following me around, you're gonna lose a testicle.",
"Drue: Oh, come on, now, Jenny penny.",
"Jen: Drue, why are you doing this? You can't possibly be enjoying yourself.",
"Drue: No, but Jack offered me 50 bucks to follow you around all night, so I plan on getting paid in full. (kisses Jen on the cheek) I'm gonna go get some punch, honey.",
"[Prom - Jack and Tobey sit at a table talking.]",
"Jack: Yeah, and then there was--there was Ethan. I mean, this guy was so good-looking. You know, he was like-- he was like one of those Disney character versions of a human, you know, like the prince from snow white or something.",
"Tobey: Tell me about it. The first guy to break my heart, he looked just like Ted Danson. (Jack snickers) Is that funny?",
"Jack: Ted Danson, huh?",
"Tobey: Yeah, he's a handsome man.",
"Jack: Yeah, yeah, what is he, like, 50 now?",
"Tobey: Y-y-you know what? I mean a young Ted Danson.",
"Jack: Ok, becker.",
"[Prom - Joey pulls Pacey up a stair case to another level of the boat that isn't as crowded.]",
"Pacey: Hey, where are you taking me? (Joey sits him down and leans down and starts kissing him.) What's that for, Jo?",
"Joey: I don't know. I guess I just got caught up in the moment. And, uh... now that that's out of the way... you can tell me what's going on.",
"Pacey: A prom.",
"Joey: I'm serious.",
"Pacey: Uh, well, look, I absolutely would tell you if something was actually bothering me, but I hate to disappoint you, Jo. There's nothing bothering me.",
"Joey: Come on.",
"Pacey: What? I just told you. Everything's great. So, what's the problem?",
"Joey: Pacey, that is the problem. The \"everything's great\" is the problem. I mean, ever since you got back from that fishing trip or whatever it was, it's like you've been walking around like the Stepford boyfriend or something. You know, talking about how everything's perfect and that's the problem.",
"Pacey: Ok, fine, look... it's not me, but the way I understand it, this is your time to be happy. All right, Jo? This is your time to be out there and have fun. So I'm just trying to be who you want me to be.",
"Joey: But I don't want you to be anything but yourself.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on, you want the perfect corsage, and you want the perfect limo, and you want the perfect dress, and you want the perfect prom, and you want the perfect boyfriend--",
"Joey: That is so untrue, Pacey. Did I say anything about the limo or the corsage or anything else? No. 'Cause that stuff doesn't matter to me, Pacey. You know that.",
"Pacey: Well, then why don't you just tell me how you want me to act? 'Cause I can't win with you, Jo. If I act like I'm unhappy, you get angry with me. But if I act like I'm happy, you get angry with me.",
"Joey: Well, maybe you should stop acting and just talk to me.",
"Pacey: Maybe I just don't have anything left to say. (Pacey walks away)",
"[Prom - Jen and Drue are on the top deck. Jen is very drunk.]",
"Jen: (giggling and throwing her arms up) I'm the queen of the world.",
"Drue: Yeah. Wow, are you ever drunk.",
"Jen: And how.",
"Drue: I think you've had enough of that. Now, why don't you give me the bottle? (she gives it to him) That was easy. (she pulls another bottle out of her purse. They both laugh.) You're a riot, you know that? You know, though, if you're not a little more careful with your public intoxication, you're gonna get caught.",
"Jen: Oh, please. Like you don't want me to get caught. Like you don't just live for other people's misery. (she climbs up on the railing.)",
"Drue: Not yours.",
"Jen: (losing her balance a little, Drue reaches for her, but she catches herself.) Whoa! I'm fine.",
"Drue: Jen, seriously, what's the matter?",
"Jen: Drue, seriously, you don't care.",
"Drue: Pretend I do. Why don't you tell me?",
"Jen: Did you know I went to go and visit my dad a few weeks ago? (looking overboard) I wish I could jump in there... and disappear. That'd feel good.",
"Drue: Jen? Jen, maybe this isn't the best idea--",
"Jen: Drue, go to hell.",
"Drue: Jen, come on. This isn't funny.",
"Jen: (getting mad) Seriously, back off. (she starts laughing) Gotcha.",
"Drue: Yeah.",
"[Prom - Dawson and Gretchen sit at a table laughing. Dawson looks over and see Joey alone walking over towards the bar. Gretchen sees where he's looking.]",
"Gretchen: Maybe you should go over there. See if she's ok.",
"Dawson: Maybe we should go over there.",
"Gretchen: You know what? I think I'm gonna go get some fresh air. But why don't you go talk to her?",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Gretchen: Ok. (she walks off. Dawson goes to Joey.)",
"Dawson: Where's Pacey?",
"Joey: Uh...I don't know.",
"Dawson: Do you want to talk about it?",
"Joey: Mmm, I don't think so.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Joey: And that whole mini-mart thing. I--I don't really want to talk about that either.",
"Dawson: That's fine with me.",
"Joey: How long have you guys been--",
"Dawson: We haven't... yet. I mean, you know, we might tonight for the first time.",
"Joey: You in love with her?",
"Dawson: All I know is that it just... it just feels right.",
"Joey: You know what? I know that this may sound weird, but if you're gonna cross a milestone in your life... I'm glad it's with Gretchen.",
"Dawson: If not you. Don't worry. That wasn't a question.",
"Joey: I know.",
"Dawson: You know, I think for the longest time, I was just waiting to find somebody I loved as much as I loved you. I realize that's not gonna happen, you know. You were my first love.",
"Joey: I don't think I'll ever love anyone the way that I loved you, either. And that's a good and a bad thing.",
"Dawson: You want to dance?",
"Joey: It's our senior prom.",
"Dawson: Heh heh. Come on. (they walk off towards the dance floor.)",
"[Prom - Gretchen is standing looking over the deck when Pacey approaches. She's sipping out of a bottle, what looks to be a wine cooler.]",
"Pacey: Where did you get that?",
"Gretchen: Some drunk football guy. You want some?",
"Pacey: No. I think I'll pass. You want to tell me what's wrong? 'Cause I know it has to be big if you're drinking that.",
"Gretchen: I'm at the prom, Pacey. I'm at the prom again. I mean, I graduated 4 years ago, and I'm still here. You know, tonight, for the first time... I didn't just feel older than Dawson... I felt old. I mean, too old to be here. Too old to be doing what I'm doing.",
"Pacey: You want pathetic? How's this for pathetic? I'm technically still a junior. I'm not even supposed to be here.",
"Gretchen: A brother who's too young and a sister who's too old. We're quite the lot there, Pacey.",
"Pacey: And you want to know what the worst thing about a prom boat is? You're trapped.",
"Gretchen: Yup.",
"Pacey: You know what? It's the strangest thing, but ever since I got back from that trip with Doug, I've been feeling... really angry. But not angry at myself. It's actually worse than that. I've been feeling really angry at Joey. And I don't know why I'm angry at Joey. And that makes me feel guilty, and then the guiltier that I feel, the angrier I get, and I still don't know what to do about it.",
"Gretchen: Well, maybe if you, um... maybe if you try talking to her, you can start to figure out a reason.",
"Pacey: Uh... I don't really know how to start talking.",
"Gretchen: That's the great thing about being trapped. You gotta try.",
"[Prom - Jack and Tobey are still talking at their table.]",
"Jack: I never knew you were so funny.",
"Tobey: I guess there's a lot about me you didn't know.",
"Jack: I guess so. Heh heh.",
"Tobey: So, do you want to dance?",
"Jack: I thought we were having a good time.",
"Tobey: Right.",
"Jack: Right. So, why do you always have to ruin everything by misinterpreting it?",
"Tobey: Jack, I--I--I just asked you to dance. I didn't ask you to have s*x with me on the table.",
"Jack: It doesn't matter, Tobey. I mean, how many times do I have to tell you that this is strictly platonic before you're gonna believe me?",
"Tobey: You know what? I don't buy that. Nothing that has happened tonight has been platonic. Not from the way we've been laughing or flirting, and certainly not the way you looked at me when you came to pick me up tonight.",
"Jack: You're wrong.",
"Tobey: No... I'm not. Look, I don't know what you're afraid of, but it's not me. And I suggest you figure it out, or risk losing a chance at something really good someday.",
"[Prom - Dance floor. Pacey goes to find Joey and he sees her dancing with Dawson, laughing and having a good time. Gretchen joins him and also gets a serious look on her face. Joey finally notices Pacey and she stops dancing. She gets a serious look on her face and Dawson looks over his shoulder and see them approaching.]",
"Pacey: What's going on?",
"Joey: Pacey, we were just dancing.",
"Pacey: Yeah, that's what it looked like to me, just dancing.",
"Joey: Oh, come on. This isn't about Dawson, and you know it. Pacey, why don't you just tell me what is going on?",
"Pacey: You know what I actually realized when I saw the two of you dancing there together? That is the happiest I have seen you all night. I mean, I think it's actually the happiest I've seen you in weeks. You want to know what's worse than that? I don't care. I saw the two of you dancing together, and I just don't care. I'm not angry. I'm not jealous. I'm not upset. I'm really not much of anything.",
"Joey: Pacey, fine. Let's just take this nothing outside.",
"Pacey: Why--why because you want to clean up my mess again? No. You wanted me to take off the happy mask, and the happy mask is off. So answer me this one question because this is what I've been wanting to ask you, Jo. Why are you with me?",
"Joey: Pacey.",
"Pacey: Why are you with me? Because I don't know why I'm still with you. I mean, I used to know, but I don't anymore.",
"Joey: I'll make a note of that.",
"Pacey: What I do know, Jo, I feel like I'm Josephine potter's little charity project. I feel like I'm the designated loser, the fail (Dawson starts to move in) --just back off!",
"Joey: Pacey, I never said that, but this isn't about me. This is about you.",
"Pacey: No, it is about you! It's about you and how you make me feel when I'm with you! Ok? I feel like I'm stupid and I'm worthless and I'm never right. But you know what I realize? That it's not my fault! That it's not my fault. Because I'm with you, it's poor Pacey. He didn't get into college, and it's stupid Pacey forgot the limo and ripped the dress and messed up the corsage.",
"Joey: I told you I didn't care about any of that.",
"Pacey: But I want you to care! I want you to care! I don't want you to just accept it like that's the way it's supposed to be. We are not trapped on this boat. You and I are trapped in this relationship. I can't take it anymore, Joey. When I'm with you, I feel like I'm nothing. I feel like I'm nothing. That's why I flinch when you come to touch me. It's why I never touch you. Why I never even think about it. Because when I start to, it just reminds me that I'm not good enough.",
"Joey: You done?",
"Pacey: Done? Oh, no, I'm not done. I am just getting started.",
"Joey: Well, you can stop right now. You can go to hell. (Joey walks out and Dawson follows her.)",
"[Prom - Jen and Drue are still out on the railing.]",
"Drue: Jen, just come on down, and we'll get you a great big bottle of tequila. What do you say? Yeah. Jen, you know how cold this water is? We're talking about snot icicles dripping from your nose, ok? Come on.",
"Jen: I said no, Drue. (she loses her balance and starts to fall completely off the boat. Drue catches her handing body and pulls her back over onto the deck. Jen immediately gets up and leans over the railing to throw up.)",
"[Prom - upper deck. Joey is crying. Dawson walks up behind her and covers her shoulders with his coat.]",
"Joey: He humiliates me in a room full of people, and it's not even true. It's not who I am.",
"Dawson: I know.",
"Joey: I mean, I don't understand why he would say all that because that's not who I am.",
"Dawson: I know.",
"Joey: I just want to go home. (she leans against Dawson and continues to cry.)",
"[Prom - Deck. Drue and Jen sit on the floor.]",
"Drue: You've become a lightweight. You gotta get back to New York. It can toughen you up again.",
"Jen: What if I told you I don't want to go back to New York? That I hate New York. I don't know. I just-- I feel like I've--I've changed, and I've just been too afraid to admit it, and I've been pushing myself so hard this year to toughen up so that I can go back to school there next year, but, um, I don't-- I don't think I really want to. God, you think I'm weak, don't you?",
"Drue: You know what I think? I think you should never go backwards when you can go forwards. Anyway, Jen... you're pretty damn strong. Besides, you know... I was kind of thinking you should look into Boston. It's a real up-and-coming town, the spot to be in, in fact, and, you know, yours truly's going to be there. So right there, you know--",
"Jen: Strike one for Boston.",
"Drue: Yeah.",
"[Prom - Deck. Tobey is standing out on the deck when Jack sees him through the door. He goes out to join him.]",
"Jack: Hey. Whatcha doing?",
"Tobey: Contemplating swimming for shore.",
"Jack: I don't blame you. Look, Tobey, I'm sorry about earlier... what I said. What I didn't say. The feelings that I've been having for you are so much more than platonic, and they took me by surprise, and I was afraid. The thing is when we first met, you were just so--",
"Tobey: Just say it. I was so gay.",
"Jack: No. No, you were so out, you know, and so ok with it, and I--I admit I was put off by it. That's all I could see, but tonight, I looked at you, and I really looked at you, and you're--you're funny, and you're handsome and nice and, yes, out. But now it's like the one thing that put me off is just one more thing that I like about you. I'm so not afraid anymore. (Jack leans over and kisses Tobey, a sweet long kiss.)",
"Tobey: (smiling) How about that dance? (Jack smiles)",
"[Prom - deck. Dawson walks over to where Gretchen is standing looking out at the water.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Gretchen: Hey. How's Joey doing?",
"Dawson: Not so good. I'm sorry I took off back there.",
"Gretchen: Dawson, you don't need to explain. And it doesn't matter anyway because I know what I have to do. I've got to go on with my life. Go back to college, figure out who I am and what I want. This is not my place, not here and not with you. You're still chasing after Joey, I mean, literally and metaphorically.",
"Dawson: You--you told me to go to her. I thought you understood about our friendship.",
"Gretchen: I do. I do, and watching you chase her, it just made everything more clear. I mean, Dawson, there are so many loose ends, so much that the two of you haven't resolved... and as much as you think you're beyond the drama of high school and the prom, you're a part of it. You're smack in the middle of it and that's right where you should be. You're a senior in high school... and I'm not.",
"Dawson: Right, but that doesn't mean that this--us has to be over. Gretchen, I'm not ready for this to be over yet.",
"Gretchen: What we have is an impossible situation.",
"Dawson: I'm good at impossible situations.",
"Gretchen: I'm not. I'm just not. I'm sorry. (she kisses him and walks away)",
"[Prom - deck. Joey sits at a table alone. Pacey walks over and sits next to her. She doesn't look at him.]",
"Pacey: You know... last year... I felt like I could give you something that no one else could give you. I could give you that wall to paint your mural on. I could take you away on a sailboat for a summer. I could even give you that night in the ski lodge. But I don't feel like I have anything left to give you now, Jo. I guess I'm spent. I've become a man who hates himself so much he can't even look at his own reflection in the mirror, and I wish that I could tell you that being with you doesn't make that worse, but it does... because the more that you love me in spite of that, the angrier that I get at you... and the more that I stop loving you back.",
"Joey: How long have you felt this way?",
"Pacey: I don't know, but I know it's not right, and I know that, that my failures and my shortcomings don't really have anything to do with you, but I-- I also know that if we stay together I am going to continue to take them out on you.",
"Joey: You know, I've got news for you, Pacey, how you treat me is actually totally in your power.",
"Pacey: You know... our senior year is over now, and you and I are just 2 very different people on 2 very different paths, and for us this summer there is no boat, and there is no sunset. There is just Boston and Capeside.",
"Joey: But, Pacey, they're less than an hour apart.",
"Pacey: And are more than a world apart, and you know it. You've spent your entire life trying to get out of Capeside, Joey, because you felt like you deserved better. Well, I am Capeside. That's why I didn't get out and you did, and you do deserve better. You deserve better than this place, and you deserve better than me.",
"Joey: You break my heart into a thousand pieces, and you say it's because I deserve better? Just... leave me alone.",
"Pacey: Ok. (he gets up and walks away.)",
"[Limo - everyone is sitting quietly in the limo. Dawson and Gretchen on completely different sides of the seat. Pacey and Joey on completely different sides of the limo. Jen is passed out, leaning her head against Drue. Tobey and Jack acknowledge the silence and keep quiet.]",
"Driver: You kids want to go to that after party? (Joey, who sits in the front seat next to him, shakes her head no.)"
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| Dawson's Creek | 04x20 | Promicide | bunniefuu |
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"As graduation approaches, Joey has a tough time preparing her speech, and Dawson helps her find some bittersweet inspiration. Joey gets a surprise gift from her late mother. Pacey wonders if he's going to graduate at all, and he worries that his last final will be the toughest one. He walks out of the test after the teacher makes a comment to him, nearly costing him his diploma. Meanwhile, Andie McPhee returns home for the cap and gown ceremony, and is surprised to meet Jack's new boyfriend, Toby. Drue, who is staying at Jen's after a fight with his mother, convinces Jen to help him pull a hilarious senior prank. Pacey tells Andie he has decided to take a job offer on a boat for the summer."
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"[Capeside High - Graduation Rehearsal. The senior class sit and listen to Principal Peskin at the podium.]",
"Peskin: Welcome to this rehearsal of Capeside high's cap and gown ceremony for the graduating class of 2001. The actual ceremony will take place this Saturday at high noon. Before the distribution of your hard-earned diplomas, the winner of the Capeside Pinnacle award, miss Josephine Potter, will deliver a speech which, uh, I am sure will both razzle and dazzle us for many years to come. Miss Potter, it's go time. (Joey moves to the stage)",
"Joey: (standing behind the podium) Uh... my speech isn't quite ready yet. Uh... so, I guess I don't really have anything to say right now. Um... thank you. (people begin to clap)",
"Dawson: (clapping) All right! Yes!",
"Joey: (joining her friends) No one says a word.",
"Peskin: All right, a quick reminder for those of you who may be susceptible to dark pagan desires. (Dawson looks behind him at Drue, who turns and looks behind himself.) If you are considering pulling a graduation night prank, think again, I can assure that security will be... tighter than Ricky Martin's pants. (no one laughs) What? All right, some housekeeping details. Uh, the blue parking permits will not be valid at all on Saturday...",
"(Pacey rushes up to join his friends, but Mitch catches him before he can reach them.)",
"Mitch: Hey, Pace.",
"Pacey: Look, Mr. Leary, I'm really sorry that I'm late, but I'm stuck with this American history teacher that seems to think the final bell, that's her queue to vomit up a 10 minute dissertation on who won the cold war, which, by the way, was us. So, go U.S.A.",
"Mitch: It's not about your being late, Pacey. I wish it was.",
"Pacey: That sounds vaguely ominous. What is this about?",
"Mitch: It's about your grades.",
"Pacey: And what about my grades?",
"Mitch: Well, you're-- well, you're right on the bubble of being able to graduate.",
"Pacey: Don't tell me that, man. I have sacrificed my entire senior year for this, ok? I pulled double class loads, I have done everything that you people asked me to do.",
"Mitch: I know you've worked hard. I do. And it's not over yet. Ok, now, how well you do on your final exam will determine if you can graduate. Mr. Peskin insists that, uh, you spend your time studying rather than attend the rehearsal.",
"Pacey: What, so you're kicking me out? Ok, please don't do this to me here, Mr. Leary. I'm really under a microscope right now. Please.",
"Mitch: I'm sorry, Pacey. Believe me, it's not my decision. You--you should go home now.",
"Pacey: Fine.",
"[Capeside - Pacey is walking home when he runs into Dougie. He's leaning against his police cruiser as Pacey approaches.]",
"Pacey: Can I help you with something in particular, Dougie, or does this just fall under the category of general harassment?",
"Dougie: A minute ago, I drove right by you. Now, either you were purposely ignoring me, or you just didn't see me.",
"Pacey: No, I was just invoking the hard-earned lessons of my youth. \"Avoid eye contact with any and all authority figures at all costs.\" Even the effeminate ones.",
"Dougie: Please, god, may that never get old. So, Pace, how you doing? Everything ok?",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah, I've never been better, Dougie.",
"Dougie: How's school?",
"Pacey: Well, apparently, right now, my grades are on the bubble. So the powers that be at our beloved Capeside high, they don't know if I'm gonna be able to graduate or not.",
"Dougie: I'm really sorry to hear that, Pace.",
"Pacey: So, there you have it. Now, why don't you run along home and tell the folks that little brother is living down to expectations. And cancel that huge graduation party I'm sure they were gonna throw in my honor.",
"Dougie: Listen, Pacey, when are you gonna know for sure, huh?",
"Pacey: If I graduate?",
"Dougie: Yeah.",
"Pacey: I have one more final to take. But it's a big one. It's Mr. Kasdan's lit course, which is not exactly my best subject.",
"Dougie: Listen, uh... I could help you study.",
"Pacey: Well, boy, I appreciate that, but I'd really rather you do something beneficial to all mankind with your time, like, I don't know, solve a murder.",
"Dougie: Wait a second, Pacey. I'm serious here.",
"Pacey: You're serious? I'm serious. Everybody is serious. But you know what I don't understand? Why they won't just let me graduate, because it seems to me, the sooner I get out of that place, the better off everyone involved will be.",
"[Capeside High - Dawson and Joey are walking down the hall.]",
"Joey: Dawson, this speech is driving me nuts. I--I must have some sort of a block or something.",
"Dawson: I'll go you one better. I bet you that block has a name. Pacey.",
"Joey: Yeah, so, he has been known to occupy my thoughts on occasion.",
"Dawson: And seeing him forced to leave his own graduation rehearsal, that was painful.",
"Joey: I just wanted to go up to him and say something. What stopped me was knowing that he would resent me for it.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I went up to him the other day in study hall and asked if he needed some sort of help. He made it very clear he didn't want any.",
"Joey: I mean, you'd think after everything we've been through, Pacey and I could still be friends. Is that asking too much?",
"Dawson: Well...",
"Joey: It is asking too much. So, what do I do? I mean, he needs help.",
"Dawson: Look, the two of you were both in that relationship, and you obviously still have feelings. That said, it can't hurt to let him know that you care. Who knows? It might even help you write your speech. Come on.",
"[Tobey's House - Jack and Tobey are washing Andie's Saab.]",
"Jack: What's the matter? It's like you're detailing my spokes in a galaxy far, far away.",
"Tobey: Can we talk about something?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Tobey: Talking about this may not be the wisest way to go, but nobody's ever accused me of being wise.",
"Jack: I'll vouch for that. What do you want to talk about?",
"Tobey: About us. What we are to each other. At least, what I think we are.",
"Jack: [Sighs] Toby, I've always been honest with you about where we stand.",
"Tobey: Well, we are dating. And if the usual terminology applies, that would make me your... boyfriend. (Jack gives him a look) You can't say it, yet, can you? In fact, you go out of your way not to say it.",
"Jack: I don't think that's true.",
"Tobey: Look, if you can't say it, how's that supposed to make me feel?",
"Jack: Ok, ok. I'll-- I'll say it.",
"Tobey: When?",
"Jack: When it's appropriate.",
"Tobey: Ok. What's your definition of appropriate? When there's nobody else around? At small, intimate gatherings? Under oath?",
"Jack: Just let me surprise you. Listen, you gonna be able to get off work early tomorrow or not?",
"Tobey: Yeah.",
"Jack: What?",
"Tobey: What if she doesn't like me?",
"Jack: Oh, please.",
"Tobey: Could happen.",
"Jack: (referring to the hose) Don't make me use this.",
"Tobey: (holding up his soapy sponge) Don't even think about it. (Jack sprays him with water. Tobey grabs the bucket of water and dumps it on Jack. They begin wrestling around.)",
"[Jen's House - Jen is asleep in bed when someone knocks on the window.]",
"Drue: Lindley... it's me Drue.",
"Jen: (opening her window) What the hell are you doing here?",
"Drue: Let me in. I can explain.",
"Jen: Oh, not so fast, tex. I don't really see the wisdom of letting you in.",
"Drue: What do you want me to do, serenade you first?",
"Jen: Yes, that would be lovely.",
"Drue: Lindley...",
"Jen: Why don't you crawl back down there and go find yourself a proper backing band, maybe with a string section and a bass player. God, I love bass players.",
"Drue: Jen, I'm freezing my ass off.",
"Jen: You think I don't know that? Ok, come on.",
"Drue: Thank you. [Groans] Oh, god.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Oh, god. Oh...so... what do I owe the pleasure of this little visit?",
"Drue: Well, mother and I, we got into one of our debates tonight. (Jen wraps a blanket around him) Thanks. Which turned into one of our more memorable shouting matches.",
"Jen: Oh, yeah? About what?",
"Drue: [Sniffs] Well... the same miserable b*st*rd we always fight about, my beloved father.",
"Jen: Mmm.",
"Drue: He, uh... said he wasn't going to my graduation.",
"Jen: Been there. I'm sorry.",
"Drue: And mom surprisingly decided to blame me, claiming that dad was fed up with my history of inexcusable behavior. And then I, in turn, blamed her for her history of being a cold-hearted bitch.",
"Jen: And now you need a place to crash.",
"Drue: I would be ever-so-grateful.",
"Jen: I never thought this day would come. Drue Valentine, actually in need of a little human compassion. All right. You get one night. (Drue smiles and begins to lay on the bed.) On the floor.",
"Drue: Oh, on the floor. Yes.",
"[Capeside High - English class. Mr. Kasdan walks in, followed by Pacey who rushes to his seat.]",
"Kasdan: I need your back packs, your books, and your cheat sheets on the floor. (passed out tests) As promised, this final will cover material from all previous tests. You will have no more than 45 minutes to complete this exam.",
"Pacey: [Pencil snaps] Oh! Uh, Mr. Kasdan.",
"Kasdan: Mr. Witter, how may I serve?",
"Pacey: Well, do you think that I could trouble you for a working pencil, seeing as mine currently is not?",
"Kasdan: I see. Still as unprepared as the day you started this class. Eh, Mr. Witter? It's nice to know, though, that in this ever-changing world, I can still count on your remarkable consistency.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Boy, I sure deserved that one. Good joke, Mr. Kasdan. Stupid old me.",
"Kasdan: Pacey, it was just--",
"Pacey: No, no, no, no. I was agreeing with you. I mean, I got it, right? It was about me being stupid? How I'm some lame, know-nothing student who's just slowing down everyone around me? You know what really kills me about you people? I show up to class with a broken pencil, ok? Now, you assume that that means that I don't care, when the reality of the matter is, I've been busting my ass in your class for the last 5 months, just to keep my head above water, so that I could graduate from this place! So, if you ask me, you're the one who doesn't care. None of the teachers here care! I mean, for the honor students, you're willing to bend over backwards, but for me, a student who could actually use that help, you can't wait to get rid of me!",
"Kasdan: All right, that's enough! Look, I have tolerated this outburst of yours because I know you need to pass this test, but you are this close to throwing away an opportunity, young man!",
"Pacey: You know, maybe you are right. I must be an idiot, because I cannot for the life of me figure out why I try so damn hard for you. I mean, I don't know why I bother at all. (Pacey grabs his stuff and walks out.)",
"[Pacey's Place - Pacey is sitting on the porch working on something. Joey walks up.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Joey: Got a minute?",
"Pacey: Yeah, sure.",
"Joey: Pacey, I heard about what happened in Mr. Kasdan's class today--",
"Pacey: You know what? I'd prefer to keep that topic off the discussion list.",
"Joey: Well, could you at least tell me what you're gonna do?",
"Pacey: I'll tell you what I'm not going to do, namely, graduate.",
"Joey: Look, Pace, I'm sure there's probably time to-- to talk to somebody. I mean, you could-- you could go to Mitch, you could go to Peskin, I mean, there's got to be something we could do.",
"Pacey: I'm sorry, \"we\"? I didn't realize that we were involved in a team sport here, Joey. I don't think there is a \"we\" anymore.",
"Joey: Look... look, Pace, I know it's over. I just want to be your friend. I want to help you.",
"Pacey: You want to know what the truth is, Jo? I still love you, and I probably will love you for a very long time. But I can't just be your buddy. 'Cause, as much as I enjoy the concept of being just friends, in reality, it's a bizarre form of torture, and I'm just not willing to participate in it. So, right now, what I want to do is just move on and get over you, and the only way for me to do that is to not be around you anymore.",
"Joey: And you can't see any time in the future when you and I could be friends?",
"Pacey: I don't want to think about the future.",
"Joey: I guess I should go.",
"Pacey: Look, Jo, I know that-- I know coming over here couldn't have been easy for you.",
"Joey: Nothing seems easy anymore.",
"[The B&B - Joey sits at the dining room table working on her speech. Bessie walks up.]",
"Bessie: How's my little speech writer? You making any progress?",
"Joey: Does it look like I'm making any progress?",
"Bessie: No, not really.",
"Joey: I just went over to Pacey's to try to talk to him, and, uh... it didn't go well.",
"Bessie: Oh, that explains a lot.",
"Joey: He's so messed up, and he won't let anybody help him.",
"Bessie: Not even you?",
"Joey: Especially me. That and... having to write a speech from hell.",
"Bessie: Actually, that's why I came in here. Because I've got something for you.",
"Joey: What is it?",
"Bessie: It's a letter from mom to you. Uh, she wrote it a few days before she passed away, and asked me to hold on to it, and give it to you when you graduated from high school.",
"Joey: My god.",
"Bessie: Maybe this will inspire you. You gonna open it?",
"Joey: Uh...yeah, of course. I just... I don't really feel up to it right now.",
"Bessie: I know. Take all the time you need, and I'll leave you alone.",
"[Airport - Jack and Tobey are rushing towards the entrance.]",
"Tobey: Hey, what's with the 50 yard dash, man? We're right on time, early, even.",
"Jack: Yeah, but you don't understand. I know her. She probably booked this flight 3 months in advance, so she could get a seat by the exit and be the first one off the plane.",
"Tobey: And you would know this for sure because...?",
"Jack: Because she's always the first one off the plane. (rushing towards the gate) There she is, there she is. Andie!",
"Andie: (rushing towards Jack) Jack! Hey, Jack! Oh!",
"Jack: It's good to see you. How was the flight?",
"Andie: Oh, turbulent, cramped and stuffy, but I am willing to overlook that, assuming we get to attend at least one kick-ass graduation party.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah. My people are on it.",
"Andie: (Tobey walks up) Oh, I'm sorry. I don't believe we've met.",
"Jack: Yeah, uh, Andie, Tobey. Tobey, Andie.",
"Andie: Nice to meet you.",
"Tobey: You, too. He's told me volumes about you.",
"Andie: Oh. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but how do you know jack?",
"Jack: Uh, well, uh, Tobey's, um... Tobey's my boyfriend.",
"Andie: (Tobey smiles wide and Andie hugs him) Oh--oh, my god. This is great! Oh! I can't believe you didn't e-mail me, you big sneak.",
"Jack: I'm sorry, it's just kind of recent.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Grams House - Jen comes home to find Drue sitting at the kitchen table with Grams having coffee.]",
"Jen: Sweet Jesus. Grams, can I just, uh, talk to you for one second? (Grams follows her outside) Ok, what's going on? 'Cause I said that he could spend one night because I felt sorry for him. Why is he still here?",
"Grams: Well, after you left for school this morning, Drue and I had a nice chat. He explained everything. Awful situation, a father abandoning his family. Anyway, I-- I told him he was more than welcome to spend another night. For a price. I'm not just a naive old softie, dear. I recognize Drue for the duplicitous, smooth-talking butt-kisser he is. And now that you and I have sold this house, we're going to need some poor fool to pack up and box 30 years of junk I've accumulated in the dark of my attic.",
"Jen: I'm so glad you're on my team.",
"Grams: Mm-hmm. (they go back inside. Jen goes into the kitchen and Grams leaves the room)",
"Drue: (digging in the refrigerator) You're a lucky girl, Jen. A fellow could get used to these accommodations.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Ok, you are creeping me out.",
"Drue: So, what's on your, uh, social calendar for tonight? You going to that big senior soiree thing?",
"Jen: Anybody who's anybody's gonna be there. Why, you want a ride over?",
"Drue: Yeah, I do. Though, I was wondering if I could interest you in a little, uh... recreational detour first.",
"Jen: Oh, no.",
"[Dawson's House - Joey knocks on his bedroom door.]",
"Joey: Hey... Dawson, I need your help with something.",
"Dawson: Yeah, sure. What's going on? Is that your speech?",
"Joey: No, um...it's actually a letter written to me from my mom. She wrote it before she died, and Bessie's been saving it ever since.",
"Dawson: Wow.",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Dawson: Uh... have you opened it yet?",
"Joey: I tried, and, uh... every time I go to open it... I remember what she was like at the end. You know, so... still and, um... so much pain and suffering. I just kind of freeze up. But that being said, um... I still have to know, so... I was wondering if you would read it for me.",
"Dawson: I'd be honored.",
"Joey: Thank you. (opens the letter and begins to read it) \"My darling Joey, I know if you're reading these words it means you've graduated from high school. Congratulations, sweetheart. You didn't have a lot, growing up. You even have been shortchanged one mother. Still, I want you to be proud of your family. If our strife has caused you pain, remember, it also makes you strong. Bessie is strong, and I'm sure she's taking good care of you. Of all the things my illness has robbed me of, I count the greatest of them watching you grow up. You're barely 13 now, still a young girl. And so, I'm left to imagine the woman you've become. Strikingly beautiful, I'm sure, and equally unaware of it. Quick-witted and strong-willed. Possessing the deep, soulful eyes of an artist, and a shy smile that regularly betrays the tough facade you do your best to keep up. If any of this sounds remarkably on the nose, it's because it's the girl you always were, Joey. And it's the woman you'll always be. Whatever you decide to do with your life, I know your future will be luminous. Wherever you decide to go when you leave, remember your days in Capeside fondly, and keep close those who shared your childhood. They will always love you in a way no one else can. And they will always be with you. Just as I love you and will always be with you. Love, mom.\"",
"[Graduation Party - Joey walks up to Dawson.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: How you doing?",
"Joey: Um...better. Thanks.",
"Dawson: You still haven't written it yet, have you?",
"Joey: How did you know?",
"Dawson: I'm no stranger to the fine art of procrastination.",
"Joey: Well, I thought it would be good to get out of the house.",
"Dawson: Well, good. If you're gonna avoid work, avoid it in style.",
"Jack: Hey, guys. Got somebody who's dying to say hello.",
"Andie: Hey, Dawson! Oh! Joey! (she rushes over for hugs)",
"Joey: You look great!",
"Andie: Oh, thank you. So do you.",
"Dawson: Wow, Italy must agree with you in a big way. Did you have a good time?",
"Jack: Oh, don't even get her started.",
"Andie: No. Oh, my god. You guys, it is heaven. You have to go, all of you, right now.",
"Joey: I think that's code for \"she had a good time.\"",
"Andie: I don't even know where to start. The architecture, the men, the food. Did I mention the men?",
"[Pacey's Place - Mr. Kasdan knocks on the door. Pacey answers.]",
"Pacey: Mr. Kasdan.",
"Kasdan: Pacey. May I?",
"Pacey: Sure. Come on in. Well, if you and I have anything to say to each other, I can't imagine what it could possibly be.",
"Kasdan: Fair enough. I'll get right to the point. Did you study for that final you so dramatically walked out on?",
"Pacey: I can categorically say that I studied my ass off, sir.",
"Kasdan: Care to prove it?",
"Pacey: You did hear everything that I had to say in class today, didn't you?",
"Kasdan: Oh, I did. You're not an idiot or a punch line. You are why I teach. Those honor students that turn your stomach... they don't need me. They're gonna forget me as soon as they walk out the door. But you...",
"Pacey: I have a funny feeling I'm gonna be telling this story for years to come.",
"Kasdan: And if that should turn out to be the case, please describe me as a strapping, handsome man, possessed of an immense charity and a great, great goodwill.",
"Pacey: I can do that.",
"Kasdan: (handing him a test) Mr. Witter, you have 45 minutes.",
"[Capeside High - Drue and Jen sneak around in the dark.]",
"Drue: You all right?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Drue: All right. I think the timing for the sprinkler system's over here.",
"Jen: Drue, I've got a bad feeling about this.",
"Drue: Right. And \"it's quiet out. Maybe a little too quiet.\" Whoooo. Shall I add that to the list of b-movie clichés you've been spouting? All right, this it. That timer controls the sprinkler settings. All we have to do is re-set the timer so the sprinklers come on during graduation, soaking the crowd, and therefore transforming a rather ho-hum ceremony into a glorious liquid wonderland.",
"Jen: You aim high.",
"Drue: As do you, my accomplice in crime. (A security guard and Peskin walk up with flash lights.)",
"Peskin: Mr. Valentine. Miss Lindley. I would be delighted if you'd come with me.",
"[Party - Andie and Dawson are taking a seat at a table.]",
"Andie: Wow! This is so cool. Everyone is here. Oh, perfect. Ok. Thank you. So, well, I just want to say... you know, I heard about you and Gretchen, and I'm really sorry.",
"Dawson: You know what? It's ok. Uh, I mean, you know. The breakup hurt, and I'm sad that it's over, but I don't feel like I have this cloud hanging over my head that won't go away.",
"Andie: Wow! Someone's changed. No endless replays of what went wrong, no dark period of pain and regret?",
"Dawson: That was pretty much my weekend.",
"Andie: Ah! [Laughs]",
"Dawson: But, uh, you know, I got it out of my system, and, uh, you know, when I look back on it, I don't look back on it with an ounce of regret. You know? Joey was my first love, but Gretchen was my first mature relationship, and she made me realize that I am capable of loving somebody.",
"Andie: I wish I were a memory like that to someone, you know, to someone who thinks back on me with a smile, even though we've long since gone our separate ways.",
"Dawson: I'm pretty sure you are.",
"[Party - Pacey wanders around when Andie sees him.]",
"Andie: Pacey!",
"Pacey: (picks her up and spins her around) Hey, hi!",
"Andie: Ohh!",
"Pacey: How are you, Andie?",
"Andie: Ohh, great now. Mmm. (still hugging)",
"[Peskin's House - Jen and Drue walk into the house with him.]",
"Peskin: This has been a long time coming for you two. You've managed to, uh... compile quite a dirty laundry list during your brief scholastic careers, everything from dabbling in ecstasy to public intoxication, rigging yearbook photos, to my personal favorite-- dumping my sailboat in the school pool. I guess we can color your parents proud, huh?",
"Drue: What if I swear to you I didn't do the boat?",
"Peskin: Should we add pathological liar to your list of dubious achievements, Mr. Valentine?",
"Jen: So, what, we're hostages?",
"Peskin: Ha! No, young lady. You're my audience. If my audience were to leave early, the performer would be deeply offended. (he leaves the room)",
"Jen: [Whispering] Dude, he's gonna keep us here all night.",
"Drue: We're gonna miss the party.",
"Peskin: (returning with a cello) The party's right here, Mr. Valentine. Do you like cello music? I must confess, it's been a lifelong passion of mine. The chilling lows, the vibrant highs. Still, I haven't had a lesson in... Mmm, 10 or 11 years. [Playing badly]",
"[Party - Andie and Pacey walk together.]",
"Andie: Um, you know, Jack's been writing me and, uh, well, he told me about you and Joey. And I just want to say I'm sorry, you know. I know how much she means to you.",
"Pacey: You know what? I'm going to be all right.",
"Andie: I know. It's just... you know, I don't want to see you sad, so if there's anything I can do for you...",
"Pacey: Actually there is something that you can do for me.",
"Andie: Name it.",
"Pacey: Why don't you tell me what it's like out there? You know, when you're out on your own.",
"Andie: Ooh, well, it's scary at first, you know. I didn't know anyone, but--ha ha-- it took no time for them to get to know me. And before I knew it, I had all these friends and, I don't know, I wasn't lonely. I just--I realized that the longer I was away from here, leaving capeside wasn't an end. It was a beginning. So...",
"Pacey: Ok, I gotta tell you something. I got an offer, a job offer, to crew on a boat this summer, but it means getting on a plane to Miami, 'cause that's where the boat leaves for the Caribbean.",
"Andie: And is this something you want to do?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah, it's something I really want to do. I am so glad you're here right now. Uh, ok... I did it. Ha ha! I did it. I passed my final exam. I'm a high school graduate.",
"Andie: Aah! Oh, my god! I knew it! I knew it. I knew you could!",
"Pacey: Well, that's puts you one up on me.",
"Andie: Ok, so why haven't you told everybody else? I mean, they're dying to know.",
"Pacey: I don't need to tell them. I don't need to compare myself to them anymore. I did this thing for myself. I just want to feel good about it. All I want to do now is get up on that stage and feel the sun against my face and just... know for the first time in my life that I can overcome anything.",
"Andie: So, uh, why'd you tell me?",
"Pacey: You were the first person in my life who ever told me that I could be more than I was and believed it. So I guess that's thank you.",
"Andie: You're welcome.",
"Pacey: It's so good to see you again, Andie. (they hug again)",
"Andie: Mmm! You, too! Oh, god! So the Caribbean!",
"Pacey: Yeah, well, you'll be in Florence. I don't think...",
"[Party - Pacey is walking alone when he finally runs into Joey.]",
"Joey: Glad that you made it.",
"Pacey: Yeah. This was a nice party. I was thinking about tomorrow.",
"Joey: What about this tomorrowland? Does it look even remotely bright?",
"Pacey: It certainly didn't when it held the prospect of never seeing you again.",
"Joey: How is that any different from the here and now?",
"Pacey: I think I--I should probably go off and live my own life for a little while. That certainly doesn't mean that this is how I want it to end between us. So hypothetically speaking... if I were lucky enough one day to find myself owning a sailboat again, and I were to ask the woman that I love to go sailing with me... would she?",
"Joey: You wouldn't have to ask, Pace. I'll see you.",
"Pacey: I'll see you, Joey.",
"[Capeside High - Pacey sits in the graduation seats by himself, with his head tilted up to the sky. He has a smile on his face. He gets up to leave.]",
"[B&B - Joey and Bessie rush out of the house to the car. Joey is in her cap and gown.]",
"Joey: We're supposed to take pictures before the ceremony, and they said no later than 10:00.",
"Bessie: You've still got time!",
"Joey: Bessie, I don't want to be late.",
"Bessie: You won't be late. Just hold on. Hold on. Ha ha! (she puts lipstick on Joey, just like in the pilot episode) So did you ever get around to reading mom's letter?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Bessie: I don't want to be nosey or anything, but--",
"Joey: If I told you now, we'd both start crying, but to summarize, she was right.",
"Bessie: What's that?",
"Joey: You did a great job taking care of me.",
"Bessie: Oh, Joey, you're sweet, but really, it's not fair. You deserved a mom.",
"Joey: Bessie, I got two.",
"Bessie: And you said you didn't want us to start crying. (they hug)",
"Joey: I love you.",
"Bessie: I love you.",
"[Dawson's House - Dawson is in his cap and gown.]",
"Mitch: Well, look there, Lily. That'll be you one day soon.",
"Gale: What, the happy graduate or the proud mother?",
"Mitch: Well, why not both?",
"Dawson: Although preferably not at the same time. (Mitch hands him a gift) What's this?",
"Gale: Oh, just a little something from a couple of proud parents.",
"Dawson: You didn't--I... (opens it to find a watch) Wow! Thank you.",
"Mitch: You like it?",
"Dawson: Are you kidding? I love it.",
"Gale: Well, there's an inscription on the back.",
"Dawson: (reading) \"If you will it, it is no dream.\"",
"Mitch: When I brag to people and I tell them that my son wants to go off to Hollywood to be a filmmaker, they warn me. They say you'll be eaten alive. You know what I say to them? I say, \"you don't know my son.\"",
"Dawson: I just want to thank you guys for always believing in me. That, uh... it meant a lot. I... I love you guys. (they group hug)",
"[Pacey's Place - Pacey is packing when Doug walks in.]",
"Pacey: Deputy Doug Witter. To what do I owe this unprompted intrusion?",
"Dougie: Oh, I just thought I'd stop by and offer my congratulations and, uh...",
"Pacey: What, wish me good luck?",
"Dougie: Or something like that, yeah. So, tell me, uh... you need some money? You know, not that I'd give you any, but, um...",
"Pacey: No. I'll actually be fine, just so long as I can store all of my stuff at your place this summer, I'll be a happy camper.",
"Dougie: So another exciting summer ahead for my little brother. I'm glad. You really deserve it.",
"Pacey: Well, Dougie, you came halfway close to sounding like you actually meant that.",
"Dougie: Because I did.",
"Pacey: You know, I got to tell you, it would be an absolute shame for me to let another day like today pass without ever telling you how much I've always looked up to you as my big brother. Or mentioned the fact that I do actually think that one day you will... make a girl very happy.",
"Dougie: Mean to tell me that you've, uh, actually accepted my heterosexuality?",
"Pacey: No, no, I said happy, Doug, not sexually happy.",
"[Capeside High - Jack and Andie walk onto campus in their cap and gowns.]",
"Andie: Here, wait a minute. You got your tassel on the wrong side.",
"Jack: It doesn't matter.",
"Andie: Yeah, it does matter!",
"Jack: After the ceremony, I'm just going to throw the cap up in the air anyway.",
"Andie: We're not supposed to throw the caps, remember? \"The pointy ends might hurt somebody.\"",
"Jack: Oh, yeah, that's right. Bet you I can throw my cap farther than you.",
"Andie: Jack, there's something I haven't told anybody yet.",
"Jack: Why, what's wrong?",
"Andie: Nothing. Actually for the first time in a long while, I can honestly say that there is nothing wrong.",
"Jack: Which is why you're going to stay in Italy.",
"Andie: I deferred Harvard by a year. It's--it's just that right now I can't imagine being happier anywhere else.",
"Jack: Hey, Andie, I get it.",
"Andie: You do?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Andie: Really?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Andie: You don't care? You're not upset? You're not going to try to convince me to stay and you don't think I'm being idiotic?",
"Jack: Well, idiotic, yes, but it's the smartest idiotic thing you've ever done. Just promise me I can visit.",
"Andie: Only if you bring that man of yours.",
"Jack: Love you to death, little sis.",
"Andie: Love you more, little brother.",
"Jack: Ha ha! Ohh!",
"[Capeside High - Grams walks with Jen into the graduation area.]",
"Grams: You look relaxed and radiant.",
"Jen: That's what 3 hours of cello music will do to you.",
"Grams: Hmm!",
"Jen: By the way, if I haven't said it enough already, thank you for understanding.",
"Grams: Well, I'm only too well aware of that man's taste in music. I think you've been punished enough already. Besides, you'd have to do a lot worse to undo how very proud I am of you today.",
"Jen: The pleasure's all mine.",
"[Capeside High Graduation - Joey and Dawson move through the seats.]",
"Joey: Your parents are so cute. They look like total emotional train wrecks.",
"Dawson: Yeah, they are. (noticing Joey's sad look) You know, on occasions like this, it's nice that we can dress up in polyester choir robes and stupid hats, sit in the sun for a couple of hours to mark the occasion. What fashion Einstein came up with this whole outfit? I mean, is this a hat you really want to be wearing the day you know people are going to be taking pictures? (Joey smiles and laughs) Is that a smile? Did I get you to forget about your speech at least for a second?",
"Joey: Yes, you did.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Joey: Tell me more.",
"Dawson: I'm not on my a-list material. Sadly enough, that was my a-list material. It's time for you to go sit up on stage with the rest of the smart kids. You'll be great.",
"Joey: See you soon. (she moves towards the stage)",
"[Graduation - Peskin is at the podium and the ceremony is underway.]",
"Peskin: I'd like to introduce to you the winner of this year's pinnacle award, senior salutatorian Ms. Josephine potter!",
"Joey: Principal Peskin, our families, my fellow graduates, I stand here before you aware of the similarities that we share. I know that you're feeling, outside of my incredible stage fright, the same things that I'm feeling-- pride and accomplishment, closure and regret, and a hopeful outlook on the future. But I don't think you need me to elaborate on those feelings. Instead I--I wanted to share something personal and tell you that... that people in my life who are gone now, people I miss very much and people who I am haunted by in different ways, but whether we're separated by death or merely distance, I know that they're still with me because I keep them in my heart. The truth is, in time, that's all that we're going to be to each other anyway, this population of memories, some wonderful and endearing, some less so. But taken together, those memories help make us who we are and who we will be. So whether you're here with each other now or you're merely in each other's thoughts, remember each other on that road ahead. And I hope that no matter where your travels lead you in this life... you'll always take Capeside with you. Congratulations.",
"(The students begin to cheer as the sprinklers come on. Jen turns to Drue and gives him the thumbs up. Everyone runs around in the rain. Dawson throws his cap up and starts everyone doing so.)",
"[Airport - Pacey is getting out of a cab and moves towards the airport. He has a smile on his face. As he gives his ticket to the flight attendant, we hear a voice over of Principal Peskin.]",
"Peskin: Amanda Walters. Cassandra Whitman. Pacey Witter. (Pacey boards the plain. Closing credits.)"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 04x22 | The Graduate | bunniefuu |
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"Accepted early to USC, Dawson finds his last night in Capeside has arrived much sooner than everyone had originally anticipated. While Dawson looks forward to spending the evening with Joey, Jack and Jen, Mitch has other ideas. Meanwhile, Dawson is not the only goodbye Jen has to deal with, as she bids farewell to the house she's been sharing with Grams. Finally, Joey attempts to say goodbye to Dawson, but in the process ends up telling him that she wants him to stay. The two of them kiss."
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"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson and Joey are sitting on his bed watching the first movie he made with her \"The Sea Creature form the Deep\".]",
"Dawson: You know, this sucks a lot more than I remembered it.",
"Joey: Dawson, need I remind you that sea creature from the deep won the jurors prize in the junior division at the Boston film festival, for which you were rewarded the princely sum of $2,500.",
"Dawson: Yeah, right. Which I then proceeded to waste on my next endeavor, which was entitled-- what was it called again? Ah, that's right. Self-indulgent piece of crap.",
"Joey: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.",
"Dawson: Seriously, though, Jo. How did we get here? I mean, it... it feels like one second we're sitting here watching E.T., Wondering what 10th grade is gonna be like, and the next... we're leaving for college.",
"Joey: Well, some of us are going sooner than others. I mean, I have the entire summer to process my crippling anxiety, but, uh, you on the other hand--",
"Dawson: Day after tomorrow. My college career begins the day after tomorrow. You know, I'm starting to think this whole summer program was not such a good idea.",
"Joey: Dawson, you have to focus on the good. I mean, you got in, and not only do they want you, but they want you early. That's huge. You might want to consider packing, however.",
"Dawson: When you're in the kind of denial I'm in right now, there's just no room for packing.",
"Joey: Ok.",
"[They see the scene where the creature pulls Joey off the dock into the water.]",
"Dawson: Have you heard from him?",
"Joey: No. The sea creature from the deep remains incommunicado.",
"Dawson: I'm sorry. I'm sure once he's ready, he'll call or write-- or something.",
"Joey: I don't know. Do you ever feel utterly incapable of sustaining a relationship?",
"Dawson: I think I'm in touch with that emotion.",
"Joey: I guess it's another in a seemingly endless string of life lessons. Never get involved with a monster from beneath the sea, no matter how charming. It's...just not gonna work.",
"Dawson: I have to say that despite our mutual misery, I've had a pretty decent time hanging out with you lately.",
"Joey: Me, too.",
"Dawson: I wish it didn't have to end.",
"Joey: Well, everything comes to an end, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Thank you, Sylvia Plath. I just wish it didn't, is all. Let's, uh...",
"[He hit a button on the remote]",
"[Opening credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Ruins. Joey, Dawson, Jack and Jen are all lying down on the steps, and just relaxing and enjoying their time together.]",
"Joey: I got the German flu.",
"Dawson: The German flu?",
"Joey: My aunt brought it over.",
"Dawson: Really?",
"Joey: In the meantime, the movie's kind of... you know, black and white...",
"Jen: Shouldn't we all be looking for, like, summer jobs or something?",
"Joey: Uh, some of us already have those.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Is it just me, or does that yacht club uniform keep getting sexier and sexier?",
"Joey: Bite me.",
"Dawson: Ha ha ha. You guys know there's always work down at Leery's Fresh Fish.",
"All: We know.",
"Jack: Look. I got one. Yeah, I got one. You ready?",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Jack: Would you rather work 2 straight shifts at the fresh fish house, completely naked, or have s*x once with Principal Peskin?",
"[Jen and Joey groan]",
"Jen: You got a better one, let me know.",
"Joey: Ok, I got one. s*x with Peskin, or having to spend your entire freshmen year living with a roommate who smells really, really bad.",
"Jen: Like, uh, like earth-hippie sworn-off-deodorant bad?",
"Joey: No, like French-foreign-exchange student bad.",
"Jack: Is he cute?",
"Jen: Jack.",
"Jack: Kidding. I'm kidding.",
"Dawson: I got it. I got it. Ha ha. I've got a \"would you rather\" so brilliant in its perversity",
"Joey: Oh, this better be good.",
"Jen: Yeah. You know what? I wouldn't preface your supposed brainstorms with the word \"brilliant.\" I mean, it's just setting you up for failure.",
"Jack: Will you two harridans let the man speak, please?",
"Dawson: Thank you. Ok. Would you rather have s*x with Peskin or watch Peskin have s*x with grams?",
"Jen: Ok, ok, ok, ok. First of all, grams would never have s*x with Peskin. And second of all, you win. That's disgusting.",
"Dawson: Mission accomplished. I now leave town the reigning \"would you rather\" gross-out champion. You guys know what time it is?",
"Jack: Yeah. It's, uh... it's almost 6:00.",
"Dawson: Shoot. Supposed to meet my dad like half an hour ago.",
"Jen: Wait. Are you still on for the movies tonight?",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah. Meet at my house at 7:00.",
"Joey: Bye.",
"Jen: Bye.",
"Jack: See ya.",
"Dawson: See ya later.",
"[Scene: The Computer Store. Mitch and Dawson are looking at the laptop computers on display.]",
"Mitch: This baby does it all, Dawson. 850 megahertz, P3 processor, 128 megabytes of ram, 32-gig hard drive, DVD, 56k modem. What more could you want?",
"Dawson: I don't know. A Mac, maybe?",
"Mitch: What?",
"Dawson: It's become obvious to me that in life you're either a Mac person or a pc person, and the choice defines you. Let me put it to you this way: Beatles or Elvis?",
"Mitch: Beatles.",
"Dawson: See? Exactly. This is no different.",
"Mitch: Dawson, I've done all the research. The T21 is by far the best buy, and that's what we're getting.",
"Dawson: Yeah, well, in that case, I'd just prefer you didn't get me a laptop.",
"Mitch: You need a laptop for school, Dawson. I am getting you a laptop.",
"Dawson: Ok, dad, I appreciate you wanting to do this for me, but it's not fair if you only want to do it on your own terms.",
"Mitch: Not fair. A father wants to spend thousands of dollars on his son, and somehow it's not fair.",
"Dawson: Why would you want to spend thousands of dollars on something I don't even want?",
"Mitch: Because it's something you need. Look, it's practical. It's functional. It'll last you for years.",
"Dawson: And it's not what I want.",
"[Salesman walks up]",
"Salesman: Can I help you?",
"Mitch: Yes, we'll take the T21.",
"Salesman: Ah, excellent choice. I'll bring that right out.",
"[Scene: Grams' house. Jen and Jack walk in and Jack opens the Refrigerator to see that it is empty.]",
"Jack: Whoa.",
"Jen: [Sighs] We shouldn't have left her alone for an hour. That woman is an unstoppable cleaning machine.",
"Grams: Ooh, good. You're back. I'm just about to head out myself. One last potluck at the ladies auxiliary.",
"[Jack notices a pot on the stove and samples what is in it when Grams stops him.]",
"Grams: Ah, ah, ah.",
"Jack: Sorry.",
"Grams: I assume you two have eaten your usual quota of junk food.",
"Jen: Obviously. You've done quite a number on that fridge.",
"Grams: There's no point in leaving things for the last minute.",
"Jen: Yeah, but the movers don't come till tomorrow.",
"Grams: 8 A.M., Bright and early, which means someone has her work cut out for her with that room of hers. Especially if she still plans to go to the movies tonight with Dawson.",
"Jen: Oh, I get it. Ok, this cheerful disposition is just a passive-aggressive attempt to get me to stay home tonight, isn't it? Which, by the way, I gladly will.",
"Grams: Oh, don't be silly, dear. It's Dawson's last night. You go out. Have fun.",
"Jen: I know, but... I mean it is our last night in this house. Maybe we should do something... special, like commemorate the occasion.",
"Grams: Our last night in this rickety old house with no pictures on the wall, no food in the fridge? Honestly, Jennifer, there's no point in being sentimental about these things. All right. I'll tell you what. You'll come home tonight, we'll have tea.",
"Jen: You packed the kettle.",
"Grams: Don't forget to wear a sweater. It's supposed to be chilly tonight.",
"[Scene: Outside the Leery House. Dawson and Mitch get out of the car after returning for the store, and Mitch is carrying the box carrying the laptop.]",
"Mitch: Ahh. Let's get this baby set up.",
"[Dawson sees his mother and Joey out in the yard talking.]",
"Dawson: Later, dad. [He walks up to Joey] Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: Are you a sight for sore eyes. You ready to go?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Mitch: Well, where you going?",
"Dawson: I'm going to the movies with Jack and Jen. I'll be back later.",
"Mitch: Dawson, it's your last night at home.",
"Dawson: And?",
"Mitch: I thought we'd spend it together as a family.",
"Dawson: And I thought I would spend some time with my friends.",
"Mitch: Listen, I don't want to embarrass anybody here. I'm sorry, Joey, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd stay for dinner.",
"Gale: Mitch.",
"Dawson: Dad, I'll be home later.",
"Mitch: Well, let me understand this. You would rather go to the movies than spend what little time you have left with myself, your mother, and your little baby sister?",
"Dawson: That's not what I said, dad. What is so criminal about wanting to hang out with my friends?",
"Mitch: You've been hanging out with your friends all month.",
"Dawson: What is going on with you?",
"Mitch: Nothing. I'm just trying to figure out when my son became so insensitive.",
"Dawson: Probably about the same time you became so overbearing.",
"Mitch: [Laughing] You'll stay for dinner, then.",
"Dawson: No.",
"Mitch: No?",
"Dawson: No, dad. Look, I'm stressed out enough about moving 3,000 miles away without having to worry about how I'm letting you down, ok? I'm gonna go to the movies, I'll be back later, and I'm not gonna feel guilty about wanting to spend some portion of my last night here with the few people who mean the world to me. Is that ok?",
"Mitch: Do what you want.",
"[Mitch goes inside and Dawson turns to his mother.]",
"Dawson: Mom?",
"Gale: Honey, go. Have a good time.",
"Joey: Dawson, we don't have to go.",
"Dawson: No, let's get out of here. Come on.",
"[Scene: The Dean's Boat. Pacey is working on the deck when one of the crew walks up to him.]",
"Guy: [Jamaican accent] Yo, Witter. You got a problem with paradise, man?",
"Pacey: Not so much, no.",
"Guy: Then take a break. You're makin' me tired.",
"Pacey: Hey, what do you think the chances are I could find a phone here in paradise, 'cause I got a call I need to make.",
"[The guy hands Pacey a cell phone.]",
"Guy: Here, boy. You try that, bro.",
"Pacey: Ah, thanks.",
"Guy: Then when you're done, you meet me down at the bar. We'll have some drinks.",
"Pacey: All right, then.",
"[He makes a call but the phone just rings on the other end.]",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Along the waterfront. Jack and Dawson are walking down the boardwalk talking to each other.]",
"Jack: Ah... [Sighs] Can't believe you're leaving tomorrow, man.",
"Dawson: Tell me about it.",
"Jack: L.A. Is a galaxy far, far away.",
"Dawson: Yet only 5 hours away by plane.",
"Jack: Nervous?",
"Dawson: Yeah, nervous. I'm excited, I'M...I'm exhilarated, I'm depressed. That pretty much sums it up.",
"Jack: Are you sure you don't want to stick around? You could be painting Mrs. Hammacott's house this summer.",
"Dawson: Ha ha. Oh, god. Do it with Joey. I'm sure she'll jump at the chance to free herself from the clutches of Cruella DeValentine.",
"Jack: Yeah. Yeah, she's really gonna miss you, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Yeah, she's got plenty on her mind. Infiltrating the ivy leagues... the whole devastating break-up thing.",
"Jack: Come on, man. I know, that's all true, but you and Joey saying good-bye, that's a fairly colossal event.",
"Dawson: Why is everybody so determined to shake me out my cozy little cocoon of denial?",
"Jack: Because if you don't at least acknowledge the hugeness of this moment, you are gonna wake up in some cold sweat in some USC dorm room one night, and you're just gonna have one more thing to add to your list of lifelong regrets.",
"Dawson: Could you do me a favor?",
"Jack: Yeah, anything.",
"Dawson: Don't sit next to me at the movies tonight, man. You're bummin' me out.",
"Jack: Come on, man. You can't tell me you haven't at least thought about it.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Jack: What? The opportunity to spend the entire summer with her.",
"Dawson: Of course I've thought about it. I've thought about it so much it makes me mad because I don't understand why I can't stop thinking about it. [Sighs] I fell in love with somebody else this year. Do you have any idea how significant that is for me? I mean... so why can't I stop thinking about her?",
"[Scene: Outside the theater. Jen and Joey are walking towards the ticket counter talking to one another.]",
"Jen: You gonna miss him?",
"Joey: Aren't you?",
"Jen: Yeah, but that's different.",
"Joey: How's it different?",
"Jen: 'Cause I had all last summer to get sick of Dawson and his quirks, his foibles. All those annoying little things that he does that make you just want to throw him into the creek.",
"Joey: He is rather annoying, isn't he?",
"Jen: Oh, god, yeah.",
"Joey: I mean, the way he makes you sit through all of the credits at the end of a movie.",
"Jen: Ha! Out of respect for the filmmaker, of course.",
"Joey: And the incessant picture-taking and crushing self-analysis.",
"Jen: Not to mention that thing he does where he puts you up on a pedestal and makes you the center of his universe. God. .If you asked him to stay, he would.",
"Joey: What? Give up the movie-making chance of a lifetime just so he can bum around Capeside for another summer?",
"Jen: Ha ha ha. I don't think he'd see it as such a bad trade-off.",
"Joey: What makes you think that I want him to stay?",
"Jen: You really want to know?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Jen: It's this little voice inside my head that says \"I like your hair color. What number is that?\"",
"Joey: You still hate me, don't you?",
"Jen: No, I don't hate you.",
"Joey: I mean, I don't get it, Jen. I mean, how am I supposed to feel about this? Am I supposed to feel good knowing that I have the power to change somebody's life?",
"Jen: I don't know. I mean, I think that we all have the power to change each other's lives. The questions is... are you going to use it?",
"[Jen turns to the ticket counter.]",
"Jen: Hi. 4, please.",
"[Jack and Dawson come walking up]",
"Dawson: What were you girls talking about?",
"Jen: Oh, you know...",
"Joey: Um...",
"Jen: Hair, makeup, world peace. Usual girl stuff.",
"[Jen hands out the tickets to everyone.]",
"Jen: There you go.",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"Jack: Thanks.",
"Jen: Here you go. All right.",
"[They all go into the theater. American Graffiti is playing.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside the Theater. They all walk out of the theater, and stop and stand around uncomfortably.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs] So, who's hungry?",
"Jen: Well, I should go home and check on grams. I feel kind of guilty about leaving her. But if, you know, if you guys want to go eat, actually food food is good.",
"Jack: I could eat.",
"Dawson: Actually, you know what? I haven't packed yet. I still have to do that tonight. Unless we just want to",
"Jen: Yeah. I mean, why don't you guys go ahead. I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about. And Jack and I will just walk.",
"Jack: I could walk.",
"Joey: Oh. Yeah, whatever. It's not like my evening will be incomplete without greasy diner food, so...",
"Jack: Ok. So what did we just decide?",
"Joey: Uh, um... I guess we decided to go home.",
"Dawson: Great. Home. Uh, who's first?",
"Jen: Well, I live next door.",
"Jack: Uh, my car's at her house.",
"Joey: [Clears throat] Guess I'm first.",
"[Scene: The Leery Living room. Gale and Mitch are going through some pictures of Lilly.]",
"Gale: Ok, which one do you like better? Lily looking adorable in her bassinet with her pink bow, or lily looking adorable in her bassinet with her yellow bow? Oh, and then of course we have this one of her looking adorable with Dawson.",
"Mitch: Hmm. They got the same Leery eyes, don't they?",
"Gale: Mm-hmm. Self-aware with hidden depth.",
"Mitch: Same Leery cheekbones.",
"Gale: Camera loves them.",
"Mitch: Same heartthrob smile. Which is probably hiding a stubborn streak 10 miles long. What do you say the odds are, 18 years from now, Lily might actually have the good sense to listen to her father before she heads off to college? She might want to spend some time with her family before facing the great unknown. Mm. It's a big step, going away. And it isn't always easy.",
"ale: And neither is getting left behind. And not being needed anymore.",
"Mitch: Excuse me?",
"Gale: That big stand you took earlier?",
"Mitch: That desperate plea for family togetherness?",
"Gale: Obviously the last gasp of a dying dictatorship.",
"Mitch: Oh, funny word, dictatorship. You're blaming me.",
"Gale: No. I'm not blaming anybody.",
"Mitch: Yes, you are. You're blaming me.",
"Gale: No. I just think that certain people, when they're feeling insecure about the future, would rather pick a fight and stomp around in the front yard than face the fact that they are feeling insecure about the future. Oh, did I happen to mention that those people are usually men?",
"Mitch: Why would I be feeling insecure about the future? I'm not the one whose life is about to change.",
"Gale: I think we may have just discovered where our son gets his talent for denial.",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. Dawson pulls the jeep up to the B&B, and everyone just sits quiet and looking at one another uncomfortably.]",
"Jack: Well, uh, later, Joey.",
"Jen: Hey, call me tomorrow, ok?",
"Joey: Ok. So I guess this is it, right?",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah. Let me walk you to the...",
"Joey: Great.",
"[Joey and Dawson walk up to the porch.]",
"Joey: Well, I had a really nice time tonight.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Me, too.",
"Joey: It's comforting, you know?",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Joey: Well, seeing a movie that you've seen before.",
"Dawson: Yeah. You don't have to waste any creative energy trying to figure out how it's gonna end.",
"Joey: It's gonna be weird, isn't it?",
"Dawson: What?",
"Joey: Next year. I mean, me in Boston. You in Los Angeles.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: Well, you're gonna having celebrity sightings left and right, you know.",
"Dawson: Ha ha ha. I don't think L.A. Really works that way.",
"Joey: Sure it does. One day, you're gonna turn around in line in some overpriced organic food store, or you'll be in a movie line at some mall, because there are tons of malls in L.A., And you will see him, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Who?",
"Joey: Spielberg.",
"Dawson: I'm actually in more of a Soderbergh phase right now.",
"Joey: Regardless. What would you say to him if you saw him?",
"Dawson: Spielberg?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Dawson: I'd--I...I don't know.",
"Joey: Dawson, come on. I mean, this is the guy who shaped your entire world view, who eased all of your childhood traumas, and who made growing up just a bit more bearable.",
"Dawson: Um... in that case, I guess I'd just have to... say thank you.",
"Joey: Doesn't quite seem like enough, does it?",
"Dawson: No, it doesn't.",
"Joey: So I guess see you at Thanksgiving.",
"Dawson: Actually, uh, my parents had talked about bringing Lily out to L.A. So... oh. Um...",
"Joey: Well, then Christmas.",
"Dawson: Yeah, Christmas. Definitely. Definitely. Yeah.",
"[The uncomfortable situation gets worse when neither knows what to do]",
"Joey: Well, good luck.",
"Dawson: Hey, you, too.",
"Joey: See you, Dawson.",
"[They look uncomfortable about what to do next, and then Joey turns and goes inside.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"[Dawson turns to go back up to the door, but the porch light turns off and he turns and walks back down the porch.]",
"Dawson: [Mumbling] See you, Joey.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Leery Jeep. Dawson pulls up to his and Jen's Place and they all get out of the jeep.]",
"Jack: We can't afford to well, should we give it to him now?",
"Jen: Now's good.",
"Jack: All right.",
"Dawson: What?",
"[Jack reached into his car and pulls out a cell phone and hands it to Dawson.]",
"Jack: Ha ha ha.",
"Dawson: You didn't?",
"Jen: Well, we figured that you should have one in L.A.",
"Jack: It was either that or a BMW.",
"Dawson: You guys, this-- you didn't have to do this. This is too much.",
"Jack: Don't get too excited. We can only afford, like, what, 5 minutes of air time?",
"Dawson: This is great. Thank you.",
"Jack: Sure.",
"Jen: Ok, you guys. Get it over with. Hug.",
"All: Ha ha ha.",
"Dawson: Come here.",
"Jack: All right, man. Heh. Have fun in L.A., All right? Stay cool.",
"Dawson: I'll do my best.",
"Jack: Shouldn't be too difficult.",
"Dawson: Heh. Why? 'Cause I was never really cool to begin with?",
"Jack: You said it, not me.",
"Dawson: Ha ha ha.",
"Jack: All right. I'll see you guys.",
"[Jack turns and hops into his car]",
"Jen: See ya.",
"Dawson: Bye.",
"[Jack drives off.]",
"Jen: Well, I guess geography is destiny, huh? Here you are, stuck with me at the end of your very last night in Capeside.",
"Dawson: I wouldn't say \"stuck\" at all. I think... I think this whole next-door neighbor thing worked out for the best.",
"Jen: Yeah? How so?",
"Dawson: Joey and Pacey and I grew up in mortal terror of this house, especially around Halloween. Every time grams came out to sweep her porch, I think we half-expected her to hop on her broomstick and fly away.",
"Jen: Ha ha. Sounds like her.",
"Dawson: Ha ha. Pacey once offered Joey I think a whole dollar just to run up and touch the front door.",
"Jen: Ha ha. Did she do it?",
"Dawson: No, are you kidding? She's still afraid of your grandmother.",
"Jen: I guess that makes me the Boo Radley of this scenario, huh?",
"Dawson: Exactly. Except beautiful and with breasts.",
"Jen: Wit. We like that around here.",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"Jen: [Sighs] Come here. [They hug] Mm. Ok. Go. Get the hell out of here. Walk across that lawn, have a great life, and don't ever call me again.",
"Dawson: What? So I can confirm your worst fears about men?",
"Jen: Yes, exactly. Oh, wait, I forgot. We never slept together.",
"Dawson: You got 5 minutes?",
"Jen: For you? Always.",
"[Door opens]",
"Gram: I'm sorry. I--I didn't mean to interrupt.",
"Jen: Uh... uh, Grams, it's fine. It--it-- I think we're all done here?",
"Dawson: Doomed to be friends forever.",
"[They hug again]",
"Jen: Mm. Sucks, doesn't it?",
"[Dawson turns and walks back to his house, while Jen watches him go.]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Kitchen. Dawson walks in to see a new Apply Mac Titanium Laptop sitting open on the table. He walks over to it and Mitch walks into the kitchen.]",
"Mitch: Not the most practical choice, mind you, but I gotta admit, it sure as hell looks cool.",
"Dawson: Cooler than the T21?",
"Mitch: Hardly. But, hey, to each his own. You know, it's funny. I knew I'd be sad to see you go. What I didn't expect was this feeling of not wanting you to go. Son or not, Dawson... you are one of my favorite people.",
"[Dawson hugs him]",
"Mitch: Ok. All right. Ahem.",
"[Dawson breaks the hug and sits down at the table, and Mitch does too.]",
"Mitch: Let me see. Have I covered everything? Um... you know not to have s*x without a condom, right?",
"Dawson: Aw, dad, please. I was the only kid in kindergarten who knew what Trojans were.",
"Mitch: Right. Um...drugs.",
"Dawson: I can't swear to you that I'll never try some variety of narcotic, but I can promise you I'll never get so strung out I steal your TV.",
"Mitch: Can you promise me... you won't join a frat.",
"Dawson: That I can promise.",
"Mitch: Ok. So tell me what it was like... saying good-bye to Joey.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] It was, um... it was like most other things in life you have too many expectations of. You know? Totally, completely under whelming.",
"Mitch: Well, I will tell you this... and it is the last piece of fatherly advice I dispense before you leave the nest. It ain't over... till it's over.",
"Dawson: That's it? That's your advice, a trite, hackneyed cliché?",
"Mitch: It was all I could think of.",
"Dawson: Major demerits, dad.",
"[Scene: Gram's House. Jen and Grams are sitting at the table pouring themselves a cup of tea.]",
"Jen: [Sighs] You know, when I first got here, I thought that I was being punished. That--that my mom sent me away 'cause she just didn't love me enough or something.",
"Grams: Jennifer.",
"Jen: But I don't think so now. I mean, I think that she really loved it here. This house, the creek, I... I mean, she was always looking for an excuse to bring me here--Christmas or vacation, anything.",
"Grams: Hmm. Those were good times... but sad for her.",
"Jen: Why's that?",
"Grams: Some people spend their entire lives chasing the happiness they had in high school... their teenage years. Thank goodness that won't happen to you.",
"Jen: Why do you say that?",
"Grams: You children, the way carry on, always so dour and depressed about everything. Things can only get better from here.",
"[Knock on door]",
"Grams: Heavens, who could that be at this hour?",
"[Jack comes into the house.]",
"Jack: I know. I got halfway home and then I decided I didn't like the thought of you two all alone in this house on your last night.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Another sentimentalist.",
"Grams: Now, as long as you're here...",
"[Grams pulls a cookie jar out of a box on the counter and hands it to Jack.]",
"Jack: Yes. I thought you packed everything.",
"Grams: Oh, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.",
"Jen: So...you're really not sad to be leaving?",
"Grams: Not sad. Actually, it's rather exhilarating, leaving all this behind. You know, we three are about to embark on a great adventure.",
"Jen: Did you and gramps always live here?",
"Grams: No. When your grandfather and I were married he was still in law school, so we lived with his parents for a while. I would not recommend that. Then we moved downtown above his law office.",
"Jen: Oh, I didn't know that.",
"Grams: Huh. That apartment. In the summer it was so hot. Summer nights, we'd take a blanket up on the roof.",
"Jack: Under the stars.",
"Grams: Mm. Stars and the lights from the summer houses. Saturday nights, the owners would string Japanese lanterns along the docks and have these very fancy dinner dances on the lawn. Nat King Cole, Frank Sinatra drifting across the water.",
"Jen: Ohh, that sounds magical.",
"Grams: Oh, it was. So your grandfather and I decided the best way for us to be happy would be to buy one of those summer houses and live in it all year-round.",
"Jen: And it worked, right? You guys were happy here.",
"Grams: We certainly were... but we were always cold in the winter.",
"[Scene: Dawson's house. The phone rings and Dawson picks it up.]",
"Dawson: Hello.",
"Pacey: Dawson, is that you?",
"Dawson: Pacey?",
"Pacey: Yeah, man. I hope it's not too late.",
"Dawson: N-no, it's fine. It's-- uh, where are you?",
"Pacey: Heh heh, I'm in paradise, man, paradise.",
"Dawson: Heh heh.",
"Pacey: Hey, you laugh, but it's true.",
"Dawson: So, uh, how's everything goin'?",
"Pacey: Heh heh, I tell you, it has been the hardest work I have ever done in my entire life, but, well, it's probably a good thing. It keeps my mind off of stuff.",
"Dawson: Hmm.",
"Pacey: So how is she?",
"Dawson: She's, um... you know, she's doing the same thing you are, Pace. She's keepin' busy. [Sighs] She doesn't say much, but, um... you know, I get the feeling that she thinks about you every 10 seconds or so. I know she'd appreciate a call.",
"Pacey: Uh, you know, I just don't think that's a place I'm ready to go quite yet, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I totally understand. I could say something to her if you want.",
"Pacey: No. No, you know what? I think I'd prefer if you didn't, and that's-- that's not why I called, actually. Uh... I just--I realized that you're the only person in Capeside that I actually regret not saying good-bye to, because, you know, for a long time there, Dawson, being your best friend was all I really cared about in my life. I just wanted you to hear from me that despite everything that's happened between us and the miles that may be between us right now, you know, I still think about the way things were.",
"Dawson: Back when we were just a couple dorks wondering if and when a girl would ever look our way?",
"Pacey: Heh heh, well, speak for yourself, huh?",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Yeah, pace, I'm--I'm really glad you called, because the worst thing about not saying good-bye was I didn't get a chance to tell you something I wanted so badly to tell you.",
"Pacey: What's that?",
"Dawson: I'm proud of you, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Thanks, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Good luck out there.",
"Pacey: Yeah. You, too.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson it trying to pack, but you can see his mind isn't in it. He stares at the empty suitcase then walks over to the drawer to get some clothes.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"[He stops packing and goes outside and walks down to the dock, to get in his boat, but before he gets there Joey comes walking up to him from the dock.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: Heh. Hey. What are you doing here?",
"Joey: Well... I thought if I don't help you pack, Dawson, uh, you're gonna end up in L.A. With just those clothes on your back, and chances are that after a while they're gonna start to smell a little, and that's no way to make a good first impression.",
"Dawson: My hygiene thanks you for your concern.",
"Joey: Sure. So where are you headed off to?",
"Dawson: The Potter B&B.",
"Joey: What was your excuse gonna be?",
"Dawson: I was gonna work the whole \"I haven't said good-bye to Bessie or Bodie yet\" angle.",
"Joey: Ah. Not bad.",
"Dawson: Heh, come on.",
"[Up in Dawson's room. Joey and Dawson are lying on the bed watching ET, and as it finishes Joey wipes the tears from her eyes.]",
"Dawson: I caught that.",
"Joey: Sue me. It's still my favorite movie. This won the Oscar, right?",
"Dawson: God, how many times do I have to tell you? It was Gandhi.",
"Joey: Right.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I need your help here.",
"[He throws a suitcase onto the bed]",
"Joey: [Sighs] I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You're worse than a girl, Dawson leery.",
"Dawson: That's good. Emasculate me. It's only the last time you're ever gonna see me. Well, for Christmas, I suppose.",
"Joey: Which is 6 months away, half a lifetime. You know by then you'll be married to the first bimbo who slips you her head shot.",
"Dawson: And you'll be shacked up with the first guy who offers you a hit off his beer bong.",
"Joey: Right. I wish we could just fast forward 4 years, and see how it all ends up.",
"Dawson: I don't have to, really. I mean... 4 years at Worthington, you'll be a pedigreed professional.",
"Joey: And you?",
"Dawson: I'll be working the graveyard shift over at Kinko's. Stop by and say hi.",
"Joey: Mm-hmm. [Sighs] Dawson...",
"Dawson: yeah.",
"Joey: I know we always joke about this, but... I feel like I'm never gonna see you again.",
"Dawson: That's crazy talk, Jo.",
"Joey: I know. I-- I know I'll see you again, and it probably won't be too long from now, you know, holidays, most likely, but... you'll be different.",
"Dawson: I will?",
"Joey: Well, you'll have a tan. And you'll have a girlfriend.",
"Dawson: I will?",
"Joey: She'll be incredibly pretty.",
"Dawson: Really?",
"Joey: You'll show me a picture, I'll immediately hate her, and the worse part is, deep down, I'll know she's as great as you say she is because...you like her.",
"Dawson: You sound pretty sure about all this.",
"Joey: Well, you can't keep it a secret forever, Dawson.",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Joey: How incredible you are. [They look at one another before Joey sits up on the bed] Ok, film student... all-time favorite movie.",
"Dawson: You want to play that game?",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"Dawson: Jaws. You, all-time favorite song.",
"Joey: Daydream believer. Most embarrassing moment.",
"Dawson: Uh... that would have to be when the whole school watched me make out with Eve.",
"Joey: What are you talking about? That did wonders for your street cred.",
"Dawson: Ok. You, same question.",
"Joey: Hmm. That's easy. Right here in this room when I offered to have s*x with you, and you turned me down cold.",
"Dawson: Y-y-y-yeah. Hey, could we introduce the \"hugest all-time regret\" category, because that would pretty much be mine.",
"Joey: Mine would be... lying to you about sleeping with Pacey.",
"Dawson: [Laughs]",
"Joey: That's not funny.",
"Dawson: Not, it's that-- I just-- I'm the only one who has not had s*x. I--I didn't plan on graduating a virgin. What--what happened?",
"Joey: Best laid plans...",
"Dawson: This mythical college girlfriend I'm gonna have, will she have s*x with me?",
"Joey: Mm...no, sorry. She's a prude.",
"Dawson: Damn. I had such high hopes the last American virgin would fare better as an undergrad. All-time most life altering moment.",
"Joey: Ever?",
"Dawson: Ever.",
"Joey: Well... there are a lot of winners there. [Sighs] But, you know, there was this one moment, um... a couple years ago... in this room. I was standing over there by the window, and, uh... and you kissed me. It changed everything. It's a pretty powerful thing when you get your biggest wish in one moment. [Long pause while they just think about everything] Oh, better not forget that one.",
"[Joey points to the Turn away my Sweet poster on the wall.]",
"Dawson: Gee, I almost forgot.",
"[Dawson gets up and walks over to take the poster down.]",
"Joey: Dawson... I want you to stay.",
"Dawson: Excuse me?",
"Joey: I said, I want you to stay. And there, I said it.",
"Dawson: You don't think you could have maybe said something before I packed?",
"Joey: No, I said it, and now I want you to forget it.",
"Dawson: Forget it? Jo, how do I forget that?",
"Joey: Well, it's just something that I've been thinking about, and I wanted you to know that I was thinking about it. You know, I was just gonna... keep my mouth shut and let you go... but...[Sighs]... It's not me. That's some merchant ivory movie, you know, where people suffer in silence, and you're supposed to be so impressed by their restraint. Well... you know... sorry, but screw that. My best friend in the whole world is leaving tomorrow, and a big part of me wants him to stay... so I hope you don't hate me.",
"Dawson: I could never hate you, Joey... and not for lack of trying, either.",
"Joey: These past couple of years, it's been one big soap opera. I wouldn't take it back. I wouldn't... take any of it back, but... I'm glad that it's over. 'Cause I like the way things are now. My life being the cruel joke that it is, now that things are so nice... you're leaving.",
"Dawson: Jo... if I thought for one second it was the right thing to do, I would stay, but it's time to go. It's time for me to get out of this room, and it's time for you to discover who you are without us. This chapter's over, Jo. I can feel it.",
"Joey: [With tears running down her cheeks] Do you believe in magic? I never used to. I mean, how could I? 13, your mom dies. You hope against hope for--for magic, something to make it all better. It never comes, and, you know, you look to your father who's unable to overcome all of his tragic flaws. Well, no abracadabra there. And then there's Pacey. Well... any magic that was there, that ran out, didn't it? But, uh, then there's you. There's proof that someone out there is thinking of me... my friend who was with me always. It's pure magic. I guess this is pretty much just a long-winded way of saying that, um... I'm gonna miss you, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I'm gonna miss you, too, Joey.",
"Joey: Well, I guess it's getting late, and you need to rest, so... it kind of makes me wish that the ladder was still out there... make a classy exit, you know? Disappear out the window into the night.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Far more cinematic.",
"[She puts on her coat]",
"Dawson: Wow. I guess this is, uh... this is really it, huh?",
"Joey: See you, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I'll see you, Joey.",
"[The hug each other, then back up a little, but don't let go of one another]",
"Joey: So what was yours, by the way?",
"Dawson: What was my what?",
"Joey: Your all-time most life altering moment?",
"Dawson: For all I know, it could be this one right now... saying good-bye to you.",
"[A long pause as they look into each other's tearful eyes. Then they begin kissing, and the camera pulls to the outside of the room and we see the silhouette of them kissing each other in the window of Dawson's bedroom.]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 04x23 | Coda | bunniefuu |
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"Dawson is a freshman film student in Los Angeles, while Joey starts college at Worthington College, an Ivy League university, in Boston. Instead of focusing on their new lives, they find themselves distracted by the distance between them and their unsettling last kiss. Jen and Jack try to settle into their new hometown of Boston, with Jack taking the chance to tease Jen about her lack of love life. Joey's new roommate Audrey makes her first appearance and Pacey is seen to be living on a newly docked boat in Boston, his location known only to Jen."
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"[Worthington Joey's English class. As Professor Wilder reads Joey's paper, the camera reminds us about the end kiss from Season 4.]",
"Wilder: (reading) And then, just like that they were kissing. She didn't know how they got there. She had no idea. The thought of kissing this boy hadn't crossed her mind in years, which was weird, because once upon a time, that was all she ever thought about. And then, just like that, it was over. He coughed, she shuffled her feet... And she laughed to herself. It had been one of those moments, one of those moments where you shuck your status as mere mortal and achieve, however briefly, true greatness. She had shared many such moments with this boy, but now he was leaving and... Nothing would ever be the same again. (addressing the class) So, what do we think of Joey's story, guys? Alex?",
"Alex: Incredibly banal.",
"Wilder: Tell us how you really feel, Alex. Wow!",
"Alex: It's a hallmark card about a high school crush. Who cares?",
"Girl: Well, I thought it was brilliant. The way that she described the moment leading up to the kiss, I was right there with her. It's like Joyce Carol Oates meets...Judy Blume.",
"Alex: You say that like it's a good thing.",
"Wilder: Hey, let's not knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by that marvelous creature known as the teenage girl. So, Miss Potter, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is... Class is over. Today's torture has come to an end.",
"Joey: The bad news?",
"Wilder: You are obviously a writer... (He tosses her paper on her desk with a bright red C on the cover.) Which means the torture has just begun. (addressing the class) All right, everybody, I will see you next week. Alex, you're up next! I can hardly wait.",
"[Hallway after class. Joey rushes after Wilder who is walking down the stairwell.]",
"Joey: Professor Wilder.",
"Wilder: You don't like that \"C\" very much, do you, Joey?",
"Joey: No, I don't. In fact, I hate it, and I was wondering if there's anything I can do to make that \"C\" a little bit less of a \"C\"?",
"Wilder: Absolutely. You can rewrite it.",
"Joey: How can I do that?",
"Wilder: This boy of yours, does he exist in reality?",
"Joey: He does, actually. He's coming for a visit this weekend.",
"Wilder: Ah, perfect",
"Joey: Why is that perfect?",
"Wilder: Well, it'll help you fix your story",
"Joey: Fix it? I don't even know what's wrong with it.",
"Wilder: The problem with your story, Joey Potter, is that it ends at the very moment it should begin. (Joey watches as Wilder crosses the courtyard. She contemplates what he said.)",
"[Boston Joey is going for a run. She is wearing her cell phone on her belt. As her phone rings, she stops and answers it.]",
"Joey: Hello?",
"Dawson: Hey, it's me.",
"Joey: Hey! You at the airport?",
"Dawson: Um, not exactly. No. You want the good news or the bad news first?",
"Joey: Uh-oh, not again.",
"Dawson: Huh?",
"Joey: Nothing. What is it?",
"Dawson: Well, remember the internship I was telling you about?",
"Joey: With that director? You got it?!",
"Dawson: I did.",
"Joey: Dawson, that's great! I'm so happy for you. That means you can't come for the weekend.",
"Dawson: I start today.",
"Joey: That sucks.",
"Dawson: I know, I was kinda... Looking forward to seeing you.",
"Joey: Kind of?",
"Dawson: You know what I mean.",
"Joey: Well, I was kinda looking forward to seeing you, too.",
"Dawson: There's always next weekend.",
"Joey: Which will probably turn into next month.",
"Dawson: Or next year.",
"Joey: Before you know it, it'll be a christmas card every now and then... When your wife remembers.",
"Dawson: We should probably just say good-bye forever right now.",
"Joey: Yeah, might as well.",
"Dawson: Drama queen.",
"Joey: I know. Um... Well, listen, good luck today.",
"Dawson: Thanks. And, uh... I'll call you sometime over the weekend.",
"Joey: Bye.",
"[Hollywood Dawson approaches the gates to a movie studio. A security guard exits his booth and approaches Dawson.]",
"Guard: Good morning, son.",
"Dawson: Good morning. I'm here for an internship.",
"Guard: Is that right? You have an appointment?",
"Dawson: Today's my first day.",
"Guard: First day. Are you nervous?",
"Dawson: Uh, no. Not, uh... Well, I--yeah.",
"Guard: What's your last name?",
"Dawson: Leery. L-double-e-r-Y. (a car pulls up and honks. Dawson moves out of the way and the gate opens. It continues inside.)",
"Guard: Do you know where you're going, Mr. Dawson Leery?",
"Dawson: Absolutely no idea.",
"Guard: Straight back, 2 lefts, and a right.",
"Dawson: Ok. Thanks.",
"Guard: Dawson... Try not to get lost in there.",
"[Boston Jack and Jen are getting coffee from a cart.]",
"Jen: Where do you want to sit?",
"Jack: Probably sit over here. (a football comes flying past them) Whoa!",
"Jen: Heads up.",
"Jack: Ooh. College guys are hot.",
"Jen: Give me the phone.",
"Jack: Why?",
"Jen: 'Cause I'm calling Tobey and telling him you said that.",
"Jack: I can look.",
"Jen: Yeah, but you cannot touch. I like Tobey. Tobey's good people.",
"Jack: Yeah, I like Tobey, too. It just so happens that we're kinda doomed to the loneliness of a long-distance relationship at the moment.",
"Jen: Well, that's still better than the loneliness of the no-distance relationship. That doesn't make any sense, does it?",
"Jack: No, no, it didn't. Look, you need to get some, and soon, all right, before you achieve born-again virgin status.",
"Jen: Jack.",
"Jack: What? Jen, I'm serious. It's been far too long. The last guy you were with was Henry. That means last year was a total wash for you.",
"Jen: Tell me about it.",
"Jack: You know you're a lot more fun when you're with a guy. Watching you twist yourself up into these little knots of anxiety, it's highly entertaining.",
"Jen: Thanks. That's good to know.",
"Jack: It's not in a(another football comes flying at them. Jack catches it as a guy comes running over) oh, heads up!",
"Jen: My goodness!",
"Jack: (to the guy) Nice throw.",
"Guy1: Thanks, man. (he turns to leave, but comes back) Hey, um, there's a party tonight over at the Sigma Ep house. You guys should go. Everything's free. Punch, beers, shots, everything.",
"Jack: Cool! Yeah, we'll be there.",
"Jen: (Jen makes a sign with her hand as the guy leaves) Rock on, dude. (to Jack) \"Cool! We'll be there\"?",
"Jack: Yeah. Yeah, it'll be fun. You might meet someone.",
"Jen: Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna meet the love of my life at a college frat party?",
"Jack: You didn't think that guy was hot?",
"Jen: Sure, in a dumb-guy-with-a-dream kinda way.",
"Jack: (thinks about this) Nicely put.",
"[Worthington Joey's dorm. Joey sits at her desk studying. Half of the room is a mess, while Joey's side is spotless. A blonde girl, Audrey walks in.]",
"Audrey: Joey!",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: Can I ask my favorite roommate in the whole wide world the hugest of all possible favors?",
"Joey: Sure. As long as it doesn't involve me leaving this room. (Audrey makes a face. Joey turns to look at her.) It involves me leaving this room, doesn't it?",
"Audrey: Zach is here.",
"Joey: Where?",
"Audrey: Outside.",
"Joey: The one with the tattoo of his frat on his ankle?",
"Audrey: No. That was Tom.",
"Joey: What happened to Tom?",
"Audrey: Bad kisser. H.O.B.",
"Joey: H.O.B.?",
"Audrey: Hair on back. Gross!",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: Joey.",
"Joey: We can't go on like this.",
"Audrey: Couldn't you just maybe go to the library for a little while?",
"Joey: Do you have any idea how much time I've spent sexiled in the library already this semester? It's barely October.",
"Audrey: Please? Pretty please and just so you know, I'm totally planning on making myself scarce once your beau gets here.",
"Joey: First of all, he's not my beau. And second of all, he's not coming.",
"Audrey: Dunston's not coming",
"Joey: Dawson!",
"Audrey: Right.",
"Joey: Something came up.",
"Audrey: Hey... Do you need me right now, because if you need me, I will totally get rid of Zach. I mean, you may not be aware of this yet, but I'm pretty awesome like that.",
"Joey: That's okay. (she gathers her books) I have to go talk to Professor Wilder anyway.",
"Wilder: And that's what you're wearing?",
"Joey: What's that supposed to mean?",
"Wilder: Joey! Professor Wilder is gorgeous!",
"Joey: Audrey, I'm going to see him about a paper. Not to hit on him. (she leaves)",
"[Worthington The hall outside Wilder's office. A huge line of girls spans all the way down the hall towards the exit of the building. Joey walks in and sees the line in shock. She talks to a girl at the end of the line.]",
"Joey: Is this all for Professor Wilder?",
"Girl: Mmm-hmm. And worth every minute if you ask me.",
"(Joey turns to leave and exits the building. As she starts to walk across campus, she sees Wilder climbing out of his office window. Joey stops and waits for him.)",
"Wilder: Busted.",
"Joey: What are you doing?",
"Wilder: Escaping the hordes. You don't understand, I could be there for hours.",
"Joey: Must be nice.",
"Wilder: What do you mean?",
"Joey: Having freshman girls swoon over you all the time.",
"Wilder: Oh, don't worry. I go home and have the wife and kid bitch me out for a couple of hours. Keeps me grounded. So I presume you wanted to see me?",
"Joey: Yeah, I wanted to ask you about my story.",
"Wilder: If you must. If you must ruin a perfectly glorious day with a question about school work. Go right ahead.",
"Joey: Well, you said that the story should start where it ended but the problem is nothing happened after that. The two people just went their separate ways.",
"Wilder: Doesn't matter. Where do you want the story to go? You see, writing is about making choices, Joey. You copped out. You stopped before you had to make a choice. Yeah, I mean, I don't even know what the kiss meant.",
"Joey: It was just a kiss.",
"Wilder: Well that doesn't mean anything to me. Make a choice. What was it? Was it friendly, was it passionate? Was it, I want to lay you down on the nearest flat surface and do ungodly things to you, or was it goodbye? (he walks off, leaving Joey to think.)",
"[Hollywood Dawson walks into the building he's supposed to be interning for. The receptionist, Ashley, rushes out of the room calling over her shoulder.]",
"Ashley: I'll be right back!",
"Heather: (walking in) Hey you! (she double kisses Dawson on the cheeks)",
"Dawson: Hi.",
"Heather: Oh God, they said you were young but I had no idea! Weren't you at (restaurant name, I missed)? No? Café Deartist thing with Greg and Mickey and those UTA guys? No? Okay, forget it. We don't know each other. Come in. Something to drink?",
"Dawson: Water.",
"Heather: (yelling down the hall) Water! (they sit at a table) So I gotta tell you. You are a fantastic writer.",
"Dawson: Really? How can you tell?",
"Heather: It's my job, sweety. It's what I do.",
"Dawson: Okay. I wanted to tell you, I'm a huge fan of Todd's. Especially his music videos. What he did with Janet Jackson",
"Heather: Amazing! Todd is an f'ing genius! Thee leading visual of his time, I think. The videos were a great stepping stone, but now we're all about features. He's shooting Damage Inc. on the lot right now.",
"Dawson: Right, that comes out next summer, right?",
"Heather: Yeah, that's right. And it's my job to find him his next gig. I'm trying to talk him into doing a feature version of 7th Heaven.",
"Dawson: The TV show?",
"Heather: Yes. What do you think?",
"Dawson: Uhh, I think that's kinda weird.",
"Heather: Exactly. The plan is to do it with more of a serious edge. Like what they did with the Brady Bunch movie. And that's where you come in.",
"Dawson: I don't get it.",
"Heather: David, your sample was perfect. You have just the right voice for this project.",
"Dawson: Dawson.",
"Heather: Excuse me?",
"Dawson: My name is Dawson.",
"Heather: Dawson Hartley.",
"Dawson: Dawson Leery.",
"Heather: Who's Dawson Hartley?",
"Dawson: I have no idea.",
"Heather: (looking confused, then recognition) Oh! Oh, Dawson Leery! Right. Right. (confused again) What have I read of yours?",
"Dawson: Probably just my resume.",
"Heather: (as Ashley walks past the room) Ashley?",
"Ashley: Uh-huh?",
"Heather: Who is this?",
"Ashley: The new intern. (Dawson smiles at Heather sheepishly.)",
"[Grams House kitchen. Jack, Jen and Joey sit around the kitchen island. They are discussing Pacey.]",
"Jack: How about Bora Bora? What do you know about Bora Bora?",
"Jen: Is Bora Bora in the Caribbean?",
"Joey: No, (sounds like she says French Malaysia).",
"Jack: Maybe he's gone Kurtz.",
"Joey: Kurtz? Brando, Apocalypse Now?",
"Jack: Yeah! Leader of this rag tag band of ex-patriots from some tropical island you can't find on the map.",
"Jen: Or maybe he's back in Capeside. Or Boston.",
"Joey: Well, wherever Pacey is, I hope he's happy. And if I'm lucky, Audrey is just about finished with her latest conquest.",
"Jen: Sounds like that girl has a really promising future in p0rn.",
"Jack: (I make this noise all the time!) Barm chicka barm barm, barm!",
"Joey: You know what? You guys laugh. But it's true. I open the door and I never know what kind of seedy little (missed word) I'm about to walk into.",
"Jen: Yeah, it's pretty much the same thing here. You never know who Grams is going to bring home from Bingo.",
"Jack: (to Joey) Can we count on you tonight or what?",
"Joey: I dunno. I mean, are we frat party kind of people? Is there any past evidence of us functioning well at these kinds of events?",
"Jack: Which is precisely why we should go. It's a new year, guys, okay? I mean it. We need to spread our wings. Challenge any pre-conceived notions we had of college. And most important, to reinvent ourselves.",
"Joey: What got into him?",
"Jen: A cute boy invited him.",
"Joey: (leaving) Bye.",
"Jack: (to Jen) Shut up.",
"Jen: Bye! See ya! (to Jack) What?",
"[Hollywood on the set. Dawson walks in on people bustling about.]",
"Todd: (the director) People. It's just been brought to my attention, that thanks to the incompetence of my crew, I'm not gonna make my date. It saddens me. It depresses me. You people are a disgrace to the industry in which you taught. Call yourself a film crew? James Cameron would have had you taken out back and shot by now. I on the other hand, will simply make you all the subject of scorn and derision. (to Dawson) Who are you and why are you staring?",
"Dawson: New intern.",
"Todd: What can I do for you new intern?",
"Dawson: Heather gave me this script, she said to give it to you, she said it's very important and you need to read it in between shots.",
"Todd: Crap. I'm sure of it. Heather doesn't have the best taste in material. But she's pretty hot though, huh?",
"Dawson: Can't argue with that.",
"Todd: What's your name?",
"Dawson: Dawson.",
"Todd: Do me a favor, Dawson?",
"Dawson: Sure, anything.",
"Todd: Read this. Let me know what you think of it.",
"Dawson: Really?",
"Todd: Go over there. Use my chair. Let me know when you're done.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"Todd: All right. Where were we? Oh yes. Call yourself a special effects expert? I don't see any missing fingers at all (Todd continues to complain as Dawson makes himself comfortable in Todd's chair, smiling to himself.)",
"[Worthington Joey returns to her room. Before she opens the door, she covers her eyes. Once the door is open, she slowly peeks through her fingers and sees Audrey alone. She's blaring a Weezer song on the radio and reading a magazine.]",
"Audrey: Hey! Have you ever had an orgasm?",
"Joey: Excuse me?",
"Audrey: (turning down the stereo) Have you ever had an orgasm?",
"Joey: Not something I particularly like to discuss with a near stranger.",
"Audrey: Me? A near stranger? I am your roommate, Joey. As such, I reserve the right to raise such topics as oral s*x, feminine hygiene and orgasms. Speaking of which, I don't think I ever had one in high school. I thought I did but Zach convinced me otherwise. It's a shame we had to break up.",
"Joey: You broke up already?",
"Audrey: Yes. He tried to talk me into a threesome. I may be easy, but I'm not sleazy. We're through.",
"Joey: Sorry, I guess.",
"Audrey: It's hard work finding the right boy. Which actually makes a rather nice segway into our next topic",
"Joey: Which is?",
"Audrey: I'm afraid for you, Joey.",
"Joey: What are you talking about?",
"Audrey: I'm afraid you're not having the proper college experience.",
"Joey: I appreciate the concern, but",
"Audrey: No, it's just that you study, you know, a lot. And you never want to go out with me.",
"Joey: Look, Audrey, everybody's college experience is different, okay? Some people like to drink and screw around and that's fine. But some people actually want to study and get a great education so hopefully one day they can get a good job and not worry about working retail in the small town from which they came.",
"Audrey: That's not it, Joey.",
"Joey: It's not?",
"Audrey: No. It's like, I dunno. It's like you're afraid to have fun or something.",
"Joey: Why would I be afraid to have fun?",
"Audrey: Because if you had fun, you might actually meet someone you liked. If you actually met someone you liked, you might actually have to let go of the past. Look, I know you're sad that your special guy couldn't come this weekend. I get that. I'm highly intuitive. But maybe that's a good thing, you know? Maybe that's a sign.",
"Joey: No offence Audrey you really don't know that much about my life.",
"Audrey: And who's fault is that I wonder? (she goes back to reading her magazine)",
"[Boston Docks Jen is walking with two drinks. She stops in front of a boat.]",
"Jen: Yoo hoo? (Pacey comes out from under the boat)",
"Pacey: Ahh, you again! (he joins her on the dock and takes a drink)",
"Jen: You're not gonna get rid of me so easy.",
"Pacey: You know, I can't believe my brother sold me down the river to the likes of you.",
"Jen: Yeah, well, Dougie Witter is no match for my feminine wiles.",
"Pacey: So tell me, what's the latest scuttlebutt?",
"Jen: It's Bora Bora, where apparently you've gone Kurtz.",
"Pacey: Ooh.",
"Jen: I hypothesized over that you were in fact here. But I think everybody likes to imagine a far more exotic locale.",
"Pacey: And Joey?",
"Jen: And Joey likes to imagine you're happy.",
"Pacey: Which I am.",
"Jen: Good. I think you'd be even happier if you came out with us tonight.",
"Pacey: I appreciate that but",
"Jen: Okay, all right. But see, every Sunday Grams insists that we all have dinner together. It's me and Jack and Joey. I know, it's annoying but it's also kinda sweet. Which pretty much sums up my Grams. But I wanted to put it out there. You know? If you'd like a home cooked meal we'll keep the light on for ya.",
"Pacey: Okay, got it. Is Dawson in town?",
"Jen: No, no. He got this internship he couldn't pass up.",
"Pacey: See, there's a guy who has the right idea. He's out there, doing his own thing. Moving forward, not looking back.",
"Jen: Yeah, yeah, yeah.",
"Pacey: Yeah?",
"Jen: Come here. (they hug)",
"Pacey: Thanks for dropping by though.",
"Jen: Of course.",
"Pacey: And, uh, you know, keep on keeping on our little secret here, huh?",
"Jen: I will. But not forever. See ya. (she leaves. And basically I should stop transcribing at this point because there is no more Pacey.)",
"[Worthington Joey's dorm. Jack and Jen are sitting on Joey's bed and talking to Audrey. Joey walks back into the room as they are laughing.]",
"Joey: What did I miss?",
"Audrey: Well, your friends were just filling me in on your shockingly sordid romantic history!",
"Joey: (to Jack and Jen) Thank you both so very much. I assuming I can skip the introductions.",
"Audrey: Totally! Let me get you up to speed. Jen is my new best friend. And Jack will here to for be known as Joey's very cute guy friend.",
"Jen: Oh no. No, he's very cute gay friend.",
"Audrey: No, really?",
"Jack: Pretty gay.",
"Audrey: And there's nothing we can do about this?",
"Jack: (putting his arms around Jen and Joey) Well, I have been kissed by two of the finest female specimens this world has to offer, and that didn't do it.",
"Audrey: Both of you girls kissed this boy? That is just so unfair. (she walks out of the room)",
"Joey: So are we going or what?",
"Jack: Yeah. (missed a line.)",
"Joey: We do?",
"Jen: She's one cool chick, Jo!",
"Joey: She is?",
"Audrey: (Walking in with her purse) Okay people. Let's do this!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Hollywood Dawson has just finished reading the script. Todd joins him.]",
"Todd: So what's the verdict, intern?",
"Dawson: It's pretty much what you feared. It's crap.",
"Todd: What's wrong with it?",
"Dawson: There's a monkey in it.",
"Todd: Really? A monkey? That's awful. Well, doesn't matter. I'll probably end up doing it anyway.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Todd: Cause its Drew Barrymore.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but the script sucks.",
"Todd: Than I'll fix it. Writing's not that hard. So what do you want to be when you grow up, Dawson?",
"Dawson: What else? A director.",
"Todd: Yeah? What are you doing about it?",
"Dawson: USC Film School.",
"Todd: Film school is for pussys. What are you really doing about it?",
"Dawson: I, uh I made a documentary last year about A.I. Brooks.",
"Todd: Who?",
"Dawson: He was this pulp director from the 50s. It's an amazing story, actually. I could show it to you.",
"Todd: No thanks.",
"Dawson: Okay.",
"Todd: Look, you're what, like 18?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Todd: Chances are, it's bad. And if I take a look at it and it does indeed suck, than I have to come up with some sort of B.S. so you don't feel bad. And if on the off chance it's actually good, what do I need that for? Why would I want to be jealous of some 18 year old kid that makes better flicks than I do? Do you see my predicament.",
"Man: They're ready for you, Todd.",
"Todd: Welcome to Hollywood, Dawson. (he walks off)",
"[Frat Party everyone is partying and drinking. The band is playing and Audrey runs up on stage and starts singing with the singer. Joey sees her and smiles. She turns around with her cup of beer and a guy runs smack into her, their foreheads hitting.]",
"Guy2: Ow! Sorry, are you okay?",
"Joey: Yeah, I'm fine.",
"Guy2: Hey, Worthington, right?",
"Joey: Yeah, you too?",
"Guy2: Yeah, you're in my Economics class. You're C-10.",
"Joey: What did you call me?",
"Guy2: Row C, seat 10. That's where you sit everyday. You do this thing with your hair when you're taking notes, you kinda tuck it behind your ear. It's kinda cool. Okay, I'm pretty much officially creeping you out, aren't I?",
"Joey: No. Not at all.",
"Guy2: Good. Do you want to go inside and talk for a few minutes? Fewer decibels. And I promise not to head butt you, ever again.",
"Joey: (she considers it a moment) Uhh Actually, I should probably check on my friend.",
"Guy2: Sure. Okay. Well, it was nice talking to you.",
"Joey: You too.",
"Guy2: See ya.",
"[Frat House Jen is standing alone drinking a beer.]",
"Guy3: Hey!",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Guy3: Would you like to see my stereo?",
"Jen: (getting into it) Where is it?",
"Guy3: It's up in my room.",
"Jen: Ahh. I bet you got some bitchin' black light posters up there too, don't ya?",
"Guy3: Yes I do. Who told you?",
"Jen: (laughs) I think I'm gonna pass.",
"Guy3: Why?",
"Jen: Because I'm not gonna sleep with you.",
"Guy3: Well how do you know?",
"Jen: We could get up there and you could change your mind.",
"Guy3: Yeah, I really don't think so.",
"[Frat Jack bumps into the guy who invited him to the party.]",
"Guy1: Hey!",
"Jack: Hey!",
"Guy1: So, have you given any thoughts about joining a fraternity?",
"Jack: Ah, I don't know. It's not really my scene.",
"Guy1: What's a matter? You got something against family?",
"Jack: Not particularly, no.",
"Guy1: Forget about what you've heard. Just forget about it. Being Greek is about being family. It's about having family here at school. You join my house and you're my brother. No one messes with you. Four years of you life. You make a commitment to me and I'll take care of you. You're my boy. Your man. What's your name?",
"Jack: Jack.",
"Guy1: Jack. Think about it, Jack. (he looks at another guy and points to Jack. The other guy walks past and takes a Polaroid of Jack real quick. Jack blinks from the flash and walks off.)",
"[Hollywood Movie set. Dawson walks in with a bunch of cups of coffee and trips. All the coffee falls to the floor.]",
"Todd: (into a megaphone) And the Russian judge gives him an 8.5. Incompetence! Everywhere I look. All the way down to the freaking intern.",
"Dawson: (under his breath) Screw you.",
"Todd: Excuse me! Is there something you'd like to share with the group?",
"Dawson: No, forget it.",
"Todd: That's what I thought. Keep your comments to yourself next time, kid, okay? Great. Now where was I? (he walks off)",
"Dawson: Todd? What I said was screw you. You should be ashamed of yourself, man, and not because you treat people badly, cause a lot of people do that. You should be ashamed of yourself because you have an amazing priveledge and you don't even take it seriously. You get to make movies. You get to do this for a living and you don't even appreciate it. This movie is probably gonna suck. I know that, you know that, and the entire crew knows that. And your next movie is probably gonna suck too. Somebody gave you the keys to the kingdom and you're blowing it. I feel sorry for you. If I ever get here, I'm gonna do things a lot differently. (People begin to clap until Todd turns around and they all stop. He approaches Dawson.)",
"Todd: You've got balls, kid. Now get off my set. You're fired. (to the crew) All right, now that that's out of the way",
"[Frat Joey sits on a wall on the edge of the party. Audrey walks up and joins her.]",
"Audrey: Joey, you've got to come sing with the band. It's like karaoke, except with real music. It's so much fun!",
"Joey: Maybe later.",
"Audrey: Okay. You okay?",
"Joey: I'm fine. You were right you know.",
"Audrey: About what?",
"Joey: About me being stuck in the past. Here I am a college freshman. If I actually let you get to know me better you would realize that that's a fairly big thing. Here I am working my ass off. Reading, studying, churning out papers learning, you know? Falling in love with this city which is amazing, yet there's still part of me that's still 15 years old. Still stuck back in Capeside. Still in love with this boy from down the Creek who only sees me as a friend.",
"Audrey: Chris. (Joey looks at her) He was my high school boyfriend. Saying goodbye to him was maybe the hardest thing I've ever done. Because I knew, no matter how much we loved each other, no matter how much we promised to stay true to each other, it just wouldn't work. You end up hurting each other. So I cut the cord and I said goodbye. And it's really hard sometimes. I know he's out there somewhere falling in and out of love with girls that aren't me. You must think that I'm this great big slut, huh? But, I'm just trying to live life, you know? Have fun. And if I feel like kissing some boy",
"Joey: So be it.",
"Audrey: Exactly. No regrets. This was a really good conversation, Joey Potter. I hope there's more to come.",
"Joey: Me too.",
"[Frat Bathroom There's a line and Joey is inside on the phone. Someone knocks on the door.]",
"Joey: Just a sec! (into the phone) Hey Dawson, it's me, umm I wanted to call you up. I'm at this party with Jack and Jen and my crazy roommate. Guess what? I'm having a pretty great time, but as great as it is, it's not completely great and that's because of you. You're not here and I know that I said that it's okay that you didn't come this weekend but you know what? It's not okay because I miss you. And there was this guy tonight and he was hitting on me or at least I think he was hitting on me. And he was perfectly nice and I blew him off and I'm not even sure why. But I'm pretty sure it was because of you. And I've spent these past couple months acting like you were just going to show up outside my door one day, but you're not. You are out there following your dreams which is what I want for you, Dawson. (someone knocks loudly) In a minute! (into the phone) Dawson, I think it's time that I let you go. And it's really hard for me to do because I know that there's a part of me that will be in love with you for the rest of my life. But this whole running and place and day dreaming is just not healthy for either of us. So this is me cutting the cord, this is me doing what I should have done three months ago. Say goodbye, Dawson. Call me back. Bye. (she hangs up)",
"[Frat Jen is sitting outside against the wall in the corner. Charlie, the bass player from the band is carrying a bottle of water and approaching her.]",
"Jen: Uh, no.",
"Charlie: No what?",
"Jen: No, not interested.",
"Charlie: No not interested in what?",
"Jen: In whatever it is you're selling now.",
"Charlie: Okay, I didn't even say anything.",
"Jen: Well, you were about to.",
"Charlie: I was?",
"Jen: Yeah. You were about to give me your best opening line. Something like, Hey girl which, word to the wise is neither clever nor charming. And then you're probably going to follow it up with a popular classic, Hey, do you know what would look really good on you? Me.",
"Charlie: (laughs) Wow. People actually say stuff like that in real life? Just so you know, I'm not that guy.",
"Jen: Look, for all I know you could be that kind of guy who cruises frat parties cause he knows that he can capitalize on the significant or the sensitive types. Which is even worse, man, cause its",
"Charlie: Okay, A) You're crazy which is not entirely unappealing. And B) I'm not that guy either.",
"Jen: Well then what are you doing here?",
"Charlie: I'm in the band. We got paid 50 bucks to play, and 50 bucks is 50 bucks lady.",
"Jen: Well you guys, you guys were actually good.",
"Charlie: Thank you. And so what, pray tell, are you doing here, little Miss Know-it-all? I mean, besides making a sport out of scowling into your beer there.",
"Jen: Hey, scowling can be fun.",
"Charlie: Look, I gotta go pack up my gear. It was wonderful sharing this moment with you. Bye. (he starts to walk away and then turns back) Look, just so you know, all I was going to say was Hi, my name is Charlie, what's yours? That's all. And then I was kinda hoping maybe we would talk a little. I'd find out that you're the kind of girl that doesn't usually come to parties like these. And that would explain why the cutest girl, in the whole place, is alone by herself in the corner. Because you're right, all right, most of the guys here are creeps and the girls are even worse. And God, I hope they don't pro-create. But they will. And we're just going to have to do our best. Fight the good fight. Make sure their kind doesn't take over the world. That's all. (he goes to leave)",
"Jen: Charlie? (he stops and looks at her) Jen. My name is Jen.",
"Charlie: Well, it's nice to meet you, Jen. (he turns back and bumps into Jack)",
"Jack: Sorry. (approaching Jen) What are you so smiley about?",
"Jen: Shut up.",
"Jack: (laughing) Yeah!",
"[Hollywood Dawson is walking glumly off the set. The guard from earlier stops him.]",
"Guard: So, how'd your first day go?",
"Dawson: First and last, actually. I got fired. The job doesn't pay anyway.",
"Guard: There are worse things.",
"Dawson: Not at the moment there aren't.",
"Guard: Where are you from, kid?",
"Dawson: I'm from Capeside. It's a small town in Massachusettes.",
"Guard: Okay, sure. I'm from Boston, originally.",
"Dawson: Really? All my friends are in Boston right now.",
"Guard: How come you're not with them?",
"Dawson: Cause this was a dream. Movies.",
"Guard: How's it matching up against reality?",
"Dawson: It's weird. It doesn't.",
"Guard: How about I call you a cab?",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"[Grams' House Kitchen. Jack, Jen and Joey arrive home.]",
"Joey: Okay Jen. Are you going to tell me his name or am I gonna have to kill you?",
"Jen: Shh let's try and not wake the dragon lady here.",
"Joey: Jen! Jennnnn?",
"Jen: Charlie. Okay? His name is Charlie.",
"Joey: Charlie's cute.",
"Jen: Whatever.",
"Jack: In a dumb guy with a dream kind of way.",
"Jen: Charlie's not dumb.",
"Jack: Oh, someone's smitten!",
"Jen: Would you shut up? Man, if there are cookies in these cupboards, I will devote my life to God and his teachings.",
"Grams: (walking in) Ahh, music to my ears, Jennifer.",
"Jack: Sorry Grams.",
"Jen and Joey: Sorry.",
"Grams: (yawning) Ahh, nonsense. I can sleep when I'm dead. So, how was your party?",
"Joey: Jen met a boy.",
"Jack: Charlie. And he's not dumb.",
"Grams: Well praise the Lord and pass the sugar. And I say, it's about time.",
"Jen: Thanks Grams.",
"[Worthington Joey walks to her dorm room and sees the guy from the frat outside. She kinda smiles at him and pauses when he passes. She goes into her room and finds Audrey asleep. Joey falls on the bed and closes her eyes. Suddenly there's a knock at the door.]",
"Joey: Audrey. Audrey! (Audrey rolls over and continues to sleep. Knock again) Hold on. (She shuffles to the door and opens it. Dawson is standing outside.)",
"Dawson: Hi. (Joey smiles and wraps her arms around him in a big hug. Fade to black.)"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x01 | The Bostonians | bunniefuu |
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"Pacey reluctantly gets a job at a restaurant and meets an attractive waitress named Karen. Although Karen has a mysterious boyfriend, that doesn't stop Pacey from feeling attracted to her. Dawson arrives to visit Joey, but ends up spending more time with Audrey who jokingly flirts with him while giving him a guided tour of the campus. Jen helps Charlie at the radio station and lands a job there herself."
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"[Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Dawson is on the his cell phone while Joey is going through a book on her desk]",
"Dawson: Flight's still on time.",
"Joey: Shoot.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Joey: Today is the last day I can drop that writing class.",
"Dawson: I thought you liked that class.",
"Joey: I do. I mean, I like it as much as I can like anything I'm getting a C in. Crud.",
"Dawson: Well, do what you have to do. I can entertain myself for an hour.",
"Joey: Are you sure?",
"Dawson: Yeah, Sure, I'm sure.",
"[Dawson begins making another call]",
"Joey: Who are you calling now?",
"Dawson: Myself You have one new message. It's from you, from Friday.",
"Joey: You didn't get my message?",
"Dawson: No. You sound a little drunk.",
"Joey: Dawson, that is because I am drunk. Now give me the phone.",
"Dawson: No way.",
"Joey: Drunk people should have the right to neutralize their own messages.",
"Dawson: No way. Okay, some guy hit on you. A nice guy.",
"Joey: Yeah, so nice that he proceeded sleep with Audrey. Come on. Just give me",
"Dawson: Stop, just let me listen. [Joey tries to get the phone from him but he won't let her.] Apparently I've got great timing.",
"Joey: Dawson I was drunk. I don't even remember half of what I said.",
"Dawson: Well, the gist of it was goodbye. Which is something that I really wish I knew before I got on a plane and flew 3000 miles to come see you. Were you planning on telling me about this?",
"Joey: Why would I bring it up if you didn't. It wasn't exactly one of my finest moments. No. I was mad.",
"Dawson: About what?",
"Joey: I don't know. Mad that you weren't coming to visit me. Mad that that we haven't resolved anything.",
"Dawson: I thought that everything was resolved. Until I got that message, I thought we said everything that we had to say three months ago in my room.",
"Joey: Great! I guess we don't have anything to say.",
"Dawson: Joey.",
"[Audrey walks into the room wearing only a towel and coming here wet hair out.]",
"Audrey: Hey kids. Uh oh, what's the problem?",
"Joey: Uh, well, this is Dawson's last day, and I wanted to show him around campus, but I'm not going to have time because I am going to have to go drop out of writing class.",
"Audrey: Hmm, well that's a heart stopper. You know, they do have those campus tours. They are a little on the lame side, but not completely intolerable.",
"Joey: Sounds like a plan.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Perfect.",
"Joey: Great Problem solved.",
"Audrey: Bye. [Joey walks past them and leaves] She a handful, that girl, isn't she?",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Boston sidewalk. Jen and Jack are walking down the street talking to each other while looking around for something.]",
"Jen: He's not going to call.",
"Jack: He's calling.",
"Jen: He doesn't even have my phone number.",
"Jack: He will get your number.",
"Jen: How?",
"Jack: Some How. Why do you think we have had all these advances in information technology? They are all about helping people track down other people other people they are sexually attracted to. Jen, just trust me. Alright? The guy will find you, and when he does, just throw yourself at him immediately because you obviously want to.",
"Jen: Whether I want to or not, nice girls just don't hurl themselves at boys, Jack. Society at large deems that sluty and self destructive.",
"Jack: That's right. I forgot. You're a slut. Only, you haven't actually had s*x with anybody the entire time I have known you. And if you look at the cold hard facts, I have kissed more guys than you have this past year.",
"Jen: Well That's not true.",
"Jack: I've kissed one. How many have you kissed?",
"Jen: One.",
"Jack: How many straight guys?",
"Jen: None.",
"[Jack Shrugs his arms as to say he has proven his point]",
"Jen: This is the saddest conversation ever.",
"Jack: All I'm saying is that we are in college now. No one is watching and no one is keeping track.",
"[He stops]",
"Jen: What?",
"Jack: I think we're lost.",
"[Grabs a map out of his pocket.]",
"Jen: What are you doing?",
"Jack: That's fairly obvious.",
"Jen: Would you mind being subtle? I'd rather not look like freshmen dorks, who don't know where they are going",
"Jack: Just give me something we are near. Alright?",
"Jen: Uh, well the radio station. [She looks in the window of the radio station and sees Charlie] Oh, my god. Jack, Jack. Put the map, down with the map, or else he is going to think we have been trying to find him.",
"Jack: Oh, you are trying to find him. You spent all weekend circling every Charles in the campus directory.",
"Jen: Yeah, but he doesn't need to know that. [He turns and sees them and looks over at her.] Oh heh..Hi. He's smiling. He's waving.",
"[Charlie begins waving them to come in.]",
"Jack: Yeah, he's waving. Se I told you he likes you. [Charlie writes a sign and begins to put it against the window] How much more of a sign do you need?",
"[The sign reads Get in here, but he is holding it upside down.]",
"Jen: It's upside down.",
"Jack: You are going in anyways.",
"[A stairway in the school. Prof. Wilder and Joey are walking down the stairs talking about her dropping class.]",
"Wilder: Can't you drop some other class? Something useless, like basket weaving? Or women's studies?",
"Joey: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.",
"Wilder: God, I got to say I didn't see this one coming. I can usually tell the ones that drop, they have got this sort of guilty look about them. Not that this happens a lot to me, mind you. People don't usually drop my class. People have been known to kill other people simply to audit my class.",
"Joey: I know.",
"Wilder: You should consider yourself lucky to be in it. I don't usually take Freshmen. Freshmen usually tend to freak out when they see how much work is involved. That's not what's happening to you, Ms. Potter, is it? You're not freaking out, are you?",
"Joey: No. not exactly.",
"Wilder: You didn't finish rewriting that story did you? About the boy and the kiss.",
"Joey: I tried. Believe me, I tried things are really complicated at the moment",
"Wilder: Oh, I see. More complicated than they were on Friday?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Wilder: And complicated I bad?",
"Joey: Yes",
"Wilder: Something's have changed since Friday.",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Wilder: You've changed since Friday?",
"Joey: Yes, no. Nothing's changed.",
"Wilder: Yet, everything is more complicated, and you need to drop my class.",
"Joey: Look, I took too many classes. Ok, I didn't know what I wanted to study, and your class sounded like fun.",
"Wilder: Oh, it is fun. 9.4 on the in last years course guide.",
"Joey: All right, believe me it was a stupid thing to do, ok. You warned me about the work involved. A lot of people did, and I guess I thought I could handle it.",
"Wilder: And what makes you think you can't?",
"Joey: Cause I am obviously freaking out.",
"Wilder: Good point. You know, no matter how many times this happens, and I lied it happens a lot. It still feels like getting dumped by your first girlfriend. [He grabs her form and signs it.] Have a nice life Ms. Potter.",
"[The campus grounds. Audrey and Dawson are walking along talking about things.]",
"Audrey: So, Dawson. You are not to happy to be stuck with me right now are you?",
"Dawson: No, not at all. You know, it's probably best that Joey and I are apart right now. If we spent the whole afternoon together right now we would probably say something that we would regret.",
"Audrey: Like?",
"Dawson: Like, why am I letting this girl ruin my life.",
"Audrey: Ohhh.",
"Dawson: I'm sorry, I should not be discussing with you.",
"Audrey: No, hey, you don't have to apologize to me. I live with the girl.",
"Dawson: Do you ever find yourself wondering why someone so smart can be so stupid?",
"Audrey: Every day. Ok, this is it.",
"Dawson: What is it?",
"Audrey: This is. This is where the campus tour starts.",
"Dawson: Nobody here.",
"Audrey: Yeah, I know. It happens a lot. To tell you the truth, the campus tour isn't all that interesting. Still the show must go on, even if it is for only one person. So, lets go.",
"Dawson: Where?",
"Audrey: The campus tour.",
"Dawson: But there is nobody here.",
"Audrey: Oh, but see there. You're here, and I'm here []",
"Dawson: You're the tour guide.",
"Audrey: Bingo. You can thank me later for rocking your world.",
"[The radio station. Jen makes her way into join him, as he is on the air.]",
"Charlie: Well it's Charlie time here, and we're playing all sorts of bold sad b*st*rd, as we do every Monday morning. Here on WBCW anything weepy, anything mopey, anything that is remotely bold, like we just had the request for the smith's classic, Girlfriend in a coma. So we are just about to get that one on right now.",
"Jen: Yeah, um, I'm sorry. We're not going to play that.",
"Charlie: [whispers] That's on.",
"Jen: Oh, I know. I turned it on.",
"Charlie: My new producer, ladies and gentlemen. Jen .Jen now would come the part, where it is painfully obvious, that I don't know her last name.",
"Jen: Lindley. Jen Lindley. appalling isn't it folks, so like the talent to forget the names of the little people behind the scenes.",
"Charlie: Right, sorry about that. So, you were about to tell us about a problem with Girlfriend in a coma.",
"Jen: Yeah, we're not going to play it. You see, the problem with college radio stations is too many requests for misunderstood, ambisexually geniuses.",
"Charlie: That's tough.",
"Jen: People want to be led. So Charlie, Mr. DJ. Guy, what is it with you and this radio thing? You like to talking to people who can't talk back?",
"Charlie: No. I guess I just like music.",
"Jen: Well, why all this mope rock? Why not Rap? Or Punk? Or the Ramones?",
"Charlie: Well, Jen. I guess that I have learned in my vast experience, that people tend to feel low energy on Monday mornings.",
"Jen: And why is that exactly?",
"Charlie: Because generally they have gone out on the weekend and done something that regret.",
"Jen: Or not done something they regret. It is possible, you will agree with me here, that you feel more regretful for the things that you haven't done, than the thing you have. Like say, forgetting to get the phone number of someone the first time you meet them.",
"Charlie: Well Jen you are right, that would be a tragedy, unless the girl , excuse me woman involved, had blown you of majorly, and apparently had a boyfriend. Tall, good looking, dark haired",
"Jen: Oh, I see, so what you are running here is a radio program for mopey straight guys who are easily threatened by obviously gay men in Ambercrombie Sweaters. Frankly, I don't see how the University can condone this blatantly niche marketing. I'm afraid things are going to have to change here. And quick.",
"Charlie: All right, we are going to play that Smith's classic, and then a little sedated. We will be back.",
"[The deans boat that Pacey is living on. Pacey walks out holding a Polaroid picture and Melanie comes out trying to get it from him.]",
"Pacey: And I am definitely keeping this one.",
"Melanie: Oh, Pacey. No.",
"Pacey: What? Am I not allowed to keep a souvenir of my travels?",
"Melanie: Not, this one.",
"Pacey: You know I love the French. They come down to the Caribbean's, the colonize the islands, they destroy the indigenous cultures, and what do they replace them with? Topless beaches. the British would have never ever thought of that. And I'm keeping this one. [steals back the picture, and kisses her.]",
"Melanie: Fine, you win. Just don't leave it anywhere my uncle can see it.",
"Pacey: Don't worry about it. You see, this is no longer his boat, it is mine.",
"Melanie: Oh, right. I forgot.[She kisses him] Oh, I've got to go.",
"Pacey: No.",
"Melanie: Are you going to meet me later at the",
"Pacey: Yes. I will, but only under protest.",
"Melanie: Oh, so I want to have another meal with you besides breakfast. And wear the new shirt I bought you.",
"Pacey: Yes mam.",
"[They kiss goodbye, and she walks down the docs as Dougie is walking up them towards the boat]",
"Doug: So that must be the famous Melanie.",
"Pacey: Yes indeed. Melanie Shay Tompson. Let me ask you this, Dougie. Why is it, that Rich people always have three names?",
"Dougie: Oh, I don't know. I guess the more people you are named after, the more wills you could potentially appear in. What the hell are you planning on doing with your life, Pace?",
"Pacey: Dougie, come on. Does this conversation ever get more interesting for you? Cause it doesn't ever ver any more interesting for me.",
"Dougie: Well, it's been, what, three or four weeks, since you got back from the Caribbean.",
"Pacey: It's been three and a half weeks. Why is the tan starting to fade?",
"Dougie: Are you planning on staying in Boston?",
"Pacey: Just until the next gigantic yacht needs another deck hand.",
"Dougie: So, this whole waiting on the rich thing, is going to be a permanent part of your life? IS that it?",
"Pacey: No, Dougie, noting is permanent.",
"Dougie: Good. Then here I've got something for you.",
"[He takes out a business card and hands it to Pacey.]",
"Pacey: What's this?",
"Dougie: A guy I know in Boston. A chef.",
"Pacey: Doug, I told you. I'm not getting a job in some stupid restaurant, or folding shirts or selling shoes. I am on to something bigger and better here, and it is only a matter of time before I get back out there.",
"Dougie: Oh, yes, the sea. I forgot. And here I am with out my Old Spice. Look just go see this guy, Pacey? Ok, And do it today. I told him that you were going to come by, and see him. So, please just this once, will do me this favor. Please?",
"Pacey: Ok, ok, look, if I go see this guy, will you get off my case?",
"Dougie: Nothing would make me happier, little brother.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[The school admin office. There is a huge line that wraps down all the flights of stairs and out the building. Joey stops, to ask a boy in line what this it.]",
"Joey: Is this the line to drop classes?",
"Boy: Yes, this is it.",
"[The campus grounds next to a lake. Audrey and Dawson are walking along talking together.]",
"Audrey: So, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Yes?",
"Audrey: Answer the question that is on everyone's mind. Is USC all it's cracked up to be?",
"Dawson: That's the question on everybody's mind? What kind of circles are you traveling in?",
"Audrey: Oh, the Jen, Jack, Joey ones.",
"Dawson: Ahhh.",
"Audrey: You know, you can tell me the truth. I mean, I am from LA, and I hate it, so I can't imagine what Strangers must think.",
"Dawson: It's ..it's not entirely awful.",
"Audrey: Well, That's high praise. You know something, I bet you know someone from my high school.",
"Dawson: Who?",
"Audrey: Kirsten Smith.",
"Dawson: Oh my god, you know that girl.",
"Audrey: Yes. Is she still working on her short film about accosting minor celebrities in public washrooms?",
"Dawson: Oh, that's not a short film any more. She's trying to expand it into a feature, and she changed her name to Kiwi. No last name. Just Kiwi.",
"Audrey: Oh my god.",
"Dawson: I knew film school would be full of posers, I just didn't know it would be this bad.",
"Audrey: But, I mean you like it. Like, in general.",
"Dawson: Yeah Yeah, why wouldn't I?",
"Audrey: I don't know, call me crazy, but generally, people who love college, don't fly all the way across the country to see their old high school friends. In October.",
"Dawson: Everyone gets homesick.",
"Audrey: Yeah, except this is not your home.",
"Dawson: All my friends are here.",
"Audrey: You mean Joey?",
"Dawson: And Jack and Jen. I mean, to be honest, I sometimes this it's a curse to have these great friends from high school. I mean, if all you had back at home was four years of unabated misery, You would have no body to miss. Everybody you meet would be a pleasant surprise, compared to",
"Audrey: This totally haneous let down compared to the people you already know. I'm worried about you, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Thank you, I'm glad somebody is.",
"[The Restaurant. Danny the chef is talking with the waitresses when Pacey comes in.]",
"Danny: To repeat, the specials today are, steamed cockles, rabbit ravioli in a butter sage sauce..",
"Girl: Good, I love bunny. Can we go now?",
"Danny: Scatter. And push the fish.",
"Girl: On Monday? Do you want us to kill people?",
"[The waitresses leave.]",
"Danny: She's kidding. The fish is fine. You eat rabbit?",
"Pacey: I like anything that's free.",
"Danny: Here.",
"Pacey: Thanks. That's not bad.",
"Danny: Don't kid yourself, it's spectacular.",
"Pacey: Well, I have never exactly eaten thumper before, so I have nothing to judge it against.",
"Danny: That's a good point. You the new dish washer?",
"Pacey: [Giggles] No. I am looking for this guy, Danny Brecker.",
"Danny: Brecker, yeah that's me.",
"Pacey: You're the chef?",
"Danny: I prefer cook, but whatever. This is my kitchen, you found me, go for it before we get slammed in here.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm just here as kind of a favor to my big brother.",
"Danny: You're Dougie's brother?",
"Pacey: Yeah, Pacey.",
"Danny: Then you are the new dishwasher.",
"Pacey: No, I'm a deckhand. I spent the entire summer sailing around the Caribbean on a 48 foot yacht.",
"Danny: Then you have never worked around a kitchen before?",
"Pacey: No.",
"Danny: Then you are a dish washer.",
"Pacey: No, you are not hearing me. I'm just here as a favor to my big brother. In fact, if you could give him a call and tell him I dropped by, I would really appreciate it. And maybe tell him that you gave the job to somebody else.",
"Danny: Yeah, yeah, he told me that you would try that. HE also said that you just graduated High School, and no interest in going to college.",
"Pacey: Right, because college is the answer to everybody's problems. I appreciate the fact that you are offering me a job here, but I told you I already have a job.",
"Danny: Hey, hey hay. What ever you say Popeye. I'm sure out there in the middle of the ocean you are completely the bomb.",
"Pacey: I am actually.",
"Danny: Well, right here, right now in the kitchen I need a dishwasher, and if you don't want to be that guy, then I suggest you leave, because I look at you and you don't look like a guy needs this job.",
"Pacey: You're right, I don't.",
"Danny: Well then, I don't think I need to be looking at you anymore.",
"Pacey: Fine.",
"[Charlie's bedroom. Jen is sitting on the floor looking at some of Charlie's books, as Charlie is looking around for a CD.]",
"Jen: Why do you have a vindication of the rights of women, Sexual politics by Kate Mill, And the autobiography of Alice Eutoclis by Gertrude Stein? I mean, it's kind of overkill, don't you think. I would have bought it if you just had one.",
"Charlie: I happen to be taking feminist lit class, thank you very much.",
"Jen: Oh, so you can meet women.",
"Charlie: You know, not all things are conspiracies, some things just are.",
"Jen: Like me being up here in your room.",
"Charlie: You invited yourself here.",
"Jen: Only to settle a bet, that we had going at the radio station.",
"Charlie: I'm telling you, I'm right about this.",
"Jen: What ever. I'll believe it when I hear it. If you even own this record.",
"Charlie: If?",
"Jen: Yes, If. I just have a hard time believing that same person who has Licensed to Ill, also has Volume 2 of the essential Dolly Parton collection.",
"Charlie: Give me that.",
"Jen: And why is it so important to you that I listen to this song?",
"Charlie: Because, once you here Dolly Parton's original 1974 recording of I'll always love you, the song made popular and sucky on the Bodyguard soundtrack. You will truly and possibly for the first time in your entire life, what it means not to suck. And at that point your entire universe will turn upside down. Everything that used to seem normal to you, will suddenly seem right.",
"Jen: And that is a good thing?",
"Charlie: Of course it is a good thing. What is music for, if it is not to subvert all you expectations and blow your mind every once in a while.",
"Jen: Well, I thought that was what people were for.",
"Charlie: What?",
"Jen: Nothing, I, I just can't believe you like country music.",
"Charlie: Well, I like all kinds of music, unlike you who's obviously very cynical and very closed minded. It's probably one of those upper middle class, heavy television, freaky batgirls that drive around town in their father's old Volvo.",
"Jen: I came here from a small town, I like to knit, and I live with my grandmother.",
"Charlie: Works for me.",
"[In the line to drop the class. Joey calls Dawson on her cell phone.]",
"Joey: Hi it's me.",
"Dawson: Hey, we were just talking about you.",
"Joey: We?",
"Dawson: Yeah, Audrey and me.",
"Joey: I thought you were taking that tour.",
"Dawson: I am in a way.",
"Joey: Well, look, this whole class dropping thing is taking a little longer than anticipated. The line is out of control.",
"[Dawson turns to Audrey, as they are walking.]",
"Dawson: She says the line is out of control.",
"Audrey: Yeah that's a bummer, here let me talk to her. Joey, hi this is Audrey, we are going to hang up now.",
"[Audrey sees Joey and they go and walk up to her as Joey is trying to yell over the phone even though Audrey has hung up.]",
"Joey: Audrey? Audrey?",
"Audrey: Hi.",
"Dawson: Hi.",
"Joey: Hi. What did I miss?",
"Dawson: Well, I went to go take the tour, turns out that Audrey is the tour guide.",
"Joey: Audrey is the Tour Guide?",
"Audrey: Yeah the pay sucks, but it allows me to combine two of my passions. Performing in front of a small audience, and getting strangers to fall in love with me.",
"Joey: Audrey, do you think you could",
"Audrey: Hold you place for you? Sure.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"[Audrey takes her place in line and Joey and Dawson go off on the side.]",
"Joey: You spent the entire morning with her?",
"Dawson: Yeah, I like her. She's a trip. She's easy to talk to.",
"Joey: Dawson she's just flirting with you. She flirts with everybody. Animal, vegetable, mineral",
"Dawson: Yeah, I know. I think it's great. [He looks over to Audrey, who smiles and waves back.]",
"Joey: You know, I'm sorry this is taking so long, maybe you should go hang out with Jen and Jack.",
"Dawson: Maybe we should finish the conversation we started this morning.",
"Joey: WE had a great weekend, why should we spoil it with",
"Dawson: What?",
"Joey: With a lot of talk that ultimately means nothing.",
"Dawson: So the future of out relationship means nothing to you.",
"Joey: The Future? Dawson, you are getting on a plane in a couple of hours. All I said in my message is exactly what you said back in June. You know, we have to move on, we have to go our separate ways.",
"Dawson: Are you a hundred percent prepared to do that?",
"Joey: No, I should just go.",
"Dawson: Yeah, you should.",
"[The go back over to Audrey]",
"Audrey: Hi.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[The admin office. The clerk calls for Joey to come up, and Joey hands her the drop form.]",
"Clerk: Next",
"Joey: I need to drop this class.",
"Clerk: Sorry sweetie, but last time I heard Oscar Wilde didn't teach here at Worthington he died in 1900.",
"Joey: Uh, no. No it's not Wilde, it's Wilder. As in David Wilder.",
"Clerk: I'm sure that is what it is supposed to say, but if you actually want to drop this class, you are going to have to take this back and get it signed by somebody who is actually alive. Next!",
"[A fancy restaurant. Pacey and Melanie are finishing up their meal.]",
"Pacey: Ok, I just want it noted for the record this was not my idea of fun.",
"Melanie: Fine, you can torture me with grilled cheese tomorrow. What do you suddenly have against nice restaurants?",
"Pacey: Nothing Per Se. I just hate places like this.",
"Melanie: And what else would you rather be doing?",
"Pacey: [He gives here a huge smile.]",
"Melanie: We don't have time. I have chores this afternoon. I do have a life, beside frolicking with you.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know, but you don't enjoy it.",
"Melanie: How do you know?",
"Pacey: Because nobody enjoys law school. That is just something you do to make you parents happier.",
"Melanie: That is so not true.",
"Pacey: Really? So you parents are not happy?",
"Melanie: No, they are ecstatic. Why else would they let me go cruising around the Caribbean all summer on my uncle's boat.",
"Pacey: Very good point. Well, now that I think about it, maybe Mommy and Daddy are not such bad folks after all.",
"Melanie: Now your mood is improving.",
"Pacey: Which is why you and I should get out of here immediately.",
"[Melanie grabs the check that the waiter lies on the table.]",
"Pacey: What are you doing?",
"Melanie: I'm paying the check.",
"Pacey: Why?",
"Melanie: Because you don't have a job.",
"Pacey: You don't have a job either.",
"Melanie: No, but I have a credit card and an allowance and a trust fund. [] What? You'd rather pretend I don't?",
"Pacey: Ok, give this to me.",
"Melanie: No. When your ship comes in, you can take me out for gumbo or something. But until then, get with the times. This is what debutants do for their cute slacker boyfriends.",
"[Charlie's room. Jen wakes up next to Charlie after they have had s*x, and begins to freak out.]",
"Jen: Oh god. No. Oh go. No.",
"Charlie: What? What did I miss? Hey what did I miss?",
"Jen: What time is it?",
"Charlie: Um, Five something.",
"Jen: Oh, Shoot, Shoot, Shoot, Shoot. Hey, why, why did you let me fall asleep?",
"Charlie: I wasn't aware we were keeping some sort of vigil.",
"Jen: I can't believe I did this.",
"Charlie: Did what?",
"Jen: Did this. After everything that Jack and I talked about.",
"Charlie: Who's Jack?",
"Jen: He's my Gay best friend. Have you not been listening to me this entire time? Oh god, my shoes. I need my shoes.",
"Charlie: ok, your shoes are down in the basement, and I'm not even up yet.",
"Jen: Look, I'm late. I'm very late. I have to go to dinner with. I have a very upset grandmother. I have friends coming over. I need a shoe.",
"Charlie: Your grandmother?",
"Jen: Yes, my grandmother. I live with my grandmother.",
"Charlie: I thought you were kidding about that.",
"Jen: No. I'm Can I borrow your shoes.",
"[She grabs his shoes and puts them on and almost trips trying to walk in them.]",
"Charlie: Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. Stop. Look, stop, please don't do this.",
"Jen: What? Do what?",
"Charlie: Pretend what just happened, didn't happen.",
"Jen: What happened? I don't know what happened.",
"Charlie: Something did happen. I met you. I liked you. You liked me. We had s*x. So if you could just take a second, stop, and appreciate that fact. Because that is frickin' amazing day for me. Alright and if it all the same to you, I don't want to have to go out next Friday and start the process all over again with a girl I don't like half as much as I like you.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"Charlie: Ok, what?",
"Jen: Ok, you can call me.",
"Charlie: Why should I call you, you are right here.",
"[HE kisses her and then they go back into the room and close the door.]",
"[Prof. Wilder's classroom. Wilder is finishing up with the class as everyone is leaving.]",
"Wilder: Little light for a grade. [He smiles and hands the paper back to the student as he leave]",
"[Joey walks in to confront him.]",
"Joey: That wasn't funny.",
"Wilder: That was a little funny.",
"Joey: You had not right to do that to me. I wasted my entire morning on that line.",
"Wilder: I'm sure you did.",
"Joey: And most of the afternoon. You know, if you didn't want to sign my form, you should have just said so in the first place.",
"Wilder: And miss out on all the fun we're having right now? Ok, not having any fun. Look, the truth is, when I encounter the rare High School graduate who knows the difference between, its possessive no apostrophe, and it's contraction with the apostrophe. My blood tends to race a bit, so yes I sent you on a wild goose chase. But you will forgive me for not wanting to part so easily with a student that I found promising.",
"Joey: That's no excuse for what you did to me. You can't compliment your way out of this.",
"Wilder: You fluster really easily, don't you Ms. Potter. You have this almost amazing inability to role with the punches.",
"Joey: Is my personality being graded here?",
"Wilder: No. It's just generally college requires a lot more juggling than high school. It is a lot less structured environment. And you know, lets not dance around the issue any more. You are getting a, uh, C? In my class, correct?",
"Joey: Correct.",
"Wilder: Something tells me that you wouldn't be going through all this trouble to drop my class if you were getting something other than a C. Is that correct?",
"Joey: No, probably not.",
"Wilder: So, I see, You are one of those people that do things that she can do well.",
"Joey: No, actually I do a lot of things, that I don't do well.",
"Wilder: Name one.",
"Joey: This. I don't do this very well, because dropping this class is taking up my entire day. And that boy, the one that wasn't supposed to come visit me. Well, he did, and now he is out there debating the future of our relationship, which incidentally I had already determined had not future with my roommate the professional Man Magnet. While I seem to be stuck in this endless loop with you, so you know what? If you don't want to let me drop the class, fine, but I think I at least deserve a straight answer.",
"Wilder: Here [He hands her a pad of paper.]",
"Joey: What is this?",
"Wilder: Write it down, because what you just said made absolutely no sense, but if you can make sense of it on that page, then I will let you go chase this boy of yours.",
"Joey: You realize that this is completely unfair.",
"Wilder: I realize this, yes.",
"[Joey sits down and begins writing.]",
"[The top of a school bell tower. Dawson and Audrey are looking over the edge at the entire campus.]",
"Dawson: So is this really where people go to kill themselves?",
"Audrey: Yep, usually right before the LSATs. Or, you know, sometimes people just come up here to make out. You want to?",
"Dawson: Ha, ha, ha. Yeah!",
"Audrey: No.",
"Dawson: Oh, why not?",
"Audrey: Because, even though she would probably deny it with every last breath in her body. Joey is my friend, at least she is going to be. And I don't think she would like it too much.",
"Dawson: I wish I could be just half as sure about that as you are.",
"Audrey: God, I love this place. I mean, look at this. This is what college is supposed to look like. LA couldn't look like this in a million years. Oh, yeah, I forget, you like it there.",
"Dawson: Yes, I do.",
"Audrey: Well, and things are going very well for you. I mean, you've got that internship with the film company, and you got to meet Todd.",
"Dawson: Yeah I did.",
"Audrey: Oh, so that's not too bad for a first day. You know. And you will probably be going back.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I'm going back. What am I going to do? Drop of USC and move to Boston. I mean that would be like scaling the heights of a mountain, and jumping off this bell tower.",
"Audrey: I meant the job. You're going back to the job, right?",
"Dawson: Oh, right the job. Actually, I must have forgotten to mention...I actually, got fired, from the job.",
"Audrey: So, that is one less thing tying you to LA.",
"Dawson: Yeah, One less thing.",
"[He looks around, not knowing what to do.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Prof. Wilder's classroom. Wilder is reading Joey's paper she just wrote.]",
"Wilder: Not bad Ms. Potter. I think we might have just discovered major failing in life and art.",
"Joey: What's that?",
"Wilder: Over thinking things. Because when it comes right down to it, you obviously know how to separate what matters and what doesn't.",
"[He grabs her form and signs it again.]",
"Joey: You probably think I'm whimping out or something",
"Wider: I wouldn't' say that.",
"Joey: It's just, I know my limits, you know. And I don't want to mess up this new life I'm trying to start for myself, by trying to do everything at once. I wake up every day, I'm in this bizarre new environment. I'm totally and completely alone for the first time in my life. So, maybe I am a little afraid of getting a C, but if I am, it's because a lot of people have made a lot of sacrifices so that I could get to this place. My sister, my friends, my mother, even my dad in his screwed up non law-abiding way. So",
"Wilder: You know, it sounds like you might have had a lot of interesting stories to tell.",
"[He puts the paper down on the table and leaves. Joey picks it up and there is a A minus on it. Scene cuts to outside where Joey is looking at the drop form and then drops it in the trash as she walks by.]",
"[The restaurant. Pacey comes in as Danny is preparing some food.]",
"Danny: Back for the dinner tasting?",
"Pacey: If I am, it's not because the food is so great, believe me.",
"Danny: Gee, I think I will wait until the food and wine critics stop raving about it.",
"Pacey: How do you sleep at night charging people $25 a head for this stuff? I mean, what is this? It's just a pork chop that you are drizzling just a little bit of sauce on, then you add one of these little French fried potatoes to the mashed potatoes, right?",
"Danny: IT'S a BoFrett potato.",
"Pacey: Whatever. All I know is that Leon, the chef on the boat I was working on this summer. The only thing that he would do to the food that he was serving to us that he would do to the food he was serving the bosses, was make the stack the food up a little higher and add one of those things.",
"Danny: Interesting. Most chefs don't serve the good stuff to the little people. Cuts into their profit margin.",
"Pacey: Little people, I line that. You see, Leon was good people. HE was probably just one step ahead of the authorities, but what can you do?",
"Danny: Yeah, you will find that a lot in the food industry. How do you think I know your brother? My wife's parents have a place in Capeside. When I'm not cooking I tend to get drunk a lot and howl at the moon. That surprise you?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I can't imagine any woman would marry you, what was she thinking?",
"Danny: You have a better sense of humor than your brother has, not that I can use that around here, unless you have seen the error of your ways.",
"Pacey: Actually I have seen the error of your ways. You see You don't want me washing your dishes.",
"Danny: I don't?",
"Pacey: No I am Much to valuable a commodity for that.",
"Danny: I thought that we established that your skills didn't transfer to dry land.",
"Pacey: But you see, that was before you knew I caught, cleaned and cook, just about every fish in the western hemisphere, ok. And if I can do that, I am pretty sure I can master Dicing tomatoes, and chopping up parsley.",
"Danny: Show up on time everyday, and work clean, and you can have pretty much any job around here including mine.",
"Pacey: Oh, cool, because from what I can tell, you pretty much don't do anything around here any ways.",
"[Pacey is leaving the restaurant and runs into one of the waitresses smoking outside.]",
"Pacey: Hey, take you time.",
"Waitress: Oh, hey. New guy?",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Waitress: Don't look so shocked. Everyone that works in the restaurant smokes. And if they don't they start when they find out the ones that do, get ten times the number of breaks. You?",
"Pacey: Un, no thanks. Those things will kill you know.",
"Waitress: I do. Doesn't matter anyways. I'm going to quit soon. The job, not the cigarettes.",
"Pacey: It's that bad, huh?",
"Waitress: This place? Awful, but you know, the people are nice, and I don't mean the customers.",
"Pacey: Yeah, Danny seems pretty nice.",
"Waitress: Thinks he's a rock star. They all do. Everyone that works in the kitchen. Chicks like them in a big way. It's probably why you showed up here in the first place.",
"Pacey: Actually it turns out that I am a one woman man. Provided she is the right kind.",
"Waitress: And what kind is that?",
"Pacey: For starters, it's the kind that don't smoke.",
"Waitress: Ouch. You really know how to hurt a girl.",
"Pacey: A month ago I was watching this sunset from the deck of a gigantic yacht in the middle of the Caribbean. And today, I..",
"Waitress: Stuck working here.",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Waitress: Yeah, well, here's not so bad really, because when it comes down to it. What matter isn't where you are, but who you are there with. Here. [] Hold these for me, and tomorrow, when I ask for them back, say no. Oh, and you might want to rethink the shirt.",
"[The Dorms. Joey runs into Audrey as she is coming into the building.]",
"Joey: Hey where's",
"Audrey: Dawson?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Audrey: He's gone.",
"Joey: Gone? What do you mean, Gone?",
"Audrey: I mean, he's gone. He left. He said that, he's tired of you yanking his chain, or you know, not yanking it as the case may be. And that, uh, he was an idiot for wasting all this time coming to visit you when there are a zillion of perfectly nice girls at USC who would kill to go out with him.",
"[Joey finally figures out that she is pulling her leg.]",
"Joey: You on drugs?",
"Audrey: Hey. I spent the whole day, trying to defend you. I said, it was a woman's right to be mysterious and difficult. You know, the good ones always are. Apparently, you and I have that in common, but yeah, he wouldn't listen. HE said that he was going Cali, and he was never coming back you know. No matter how many pathetic drunken messages you accidentally leave on his answering machine.",
"Joey: Ok, so where is he?",
"Audrey: Where else? He's at the airport. Go!",
"[Joey runs out of the dorm.]",
"[The airport, seating area. Dawson and Joey are sitting and talking to each other before his flight.]",
"Clerk in BG: Thank you, sir, You are all set.",
"Man: Thank You.",
"Joey: So, did you get to say goodbye to Jen and Jack?",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah, jack at least. Uh, Jen wasn't there when I stopped by. Man, must be nice.",
"Joey: What is?",
"Dawson: Having them around all the time.",
"Joey: Yeah, it is. Even though it is someone else's house, and somebody else's grandmother, it's still like having a safety net I guess. Or I don't know a",
"Dawson: A family.",
"Joey: Yeah, Like a family. Puts everything in perspective. It helps you separate what matters from what doesn't.",
"Clerk: This is your final call. Boarding all rows at gate C-3.",
"[He stands up, and then turns back to Joey.]",
"Dawson: And what does matter?",
"Joey: You. That's why I got upset this morning, Dawson. I had spent the entire weekend thinking that you had heard everything I had to say on that message and that you came anyway. That you understood me.",
"Dawson: Joey, as long that I live, I will never understand you. I mean, I had this fantastic weekend. Hanging out with you. Hanging out with my friends. Questions whether or not, I even wanted to go back to LA, and then I wake up this morning to find out that the girl that was so upset that I couldn't come, could actually kiss me off in the waning hours of Friday night.",
"Clerk: Once again folks, this is the final call for gate C-3.",
"[He turns to the gate, and then back to Joey.]",
"Joey: Dawson, I never said it was going to be easy.",
"Dawson: Then tell me one thing that you do know.",
"Joey: I know that I wanted you there. At the end of the day, when I got back to my room, I wanted you there.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Joey: I don't know why. I don't know what I meant. I just know that I wanted you there.",
"Dawson: Joey, I am here. I've been here for two days, and only now are we finding a way to talk about stuff that really matters. Like why you left that message. All right? And you know, maybe that is the ending we are supposed to have. Maybe every other attraction that we feel each other is just, fear of moving on, fear of growing up.",
"Joey: Is that what you really think?",
"Dawson: I don't know, but I do know that if I get on this plane, I am never going to find out. All right, because, we're gonna, we're gonna move on, we're going to grow up, and four years from now we are going to wake up, and we are going to be complete strangers to each other. The only thing that I know for sure, it that I don't want that to happen. Do you?",
"[The clerk comes up to Dawson and taps him on the shoulder.]",
"Clerk: Sir. Are you getting on the plane sir?",
"[Dawson looks at her and then back to Joey.]",
"Dawson: Do you want that to happen?",
"Joey: No. Of course not.",
"[Dawson drops his bag, and they sit back down on the chairs, and continue to talk as the camera pulls away.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x02 | The Lost Weekend | bunniefuu |
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"The group reconnects back in Capeside in order to support Dawson at the funeral of his father. They make separate attempts to let him know they are there for him; Pacey makes an emotional attempt at convincing Dawson that he was not to blame for his father's death. Dawson and Gail are devastated that Lily will never remember her father."
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"[Scenes: Outside the Leery Fresh Fish. A couple go up to the door and there is a sign on the door that says Closed due to death in the family. Then a montage of scenes from an empty rooms in the Dawson house, to Dawson in the kitchen looking out the window thinking.]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: The Funeral Parlor. Dawson is meeting with the salesman walking down the stairs talking about his father.]",
"Salesman: Your mother... how is she holding up?",
"Dawson: She cries a lot.",
"Salesman: I understand. And you? How are you?",
"Dawson: People ask me that a lot. It's a weird question. Every time I start to give too long of an answer, which I'm starting to do right now, those same people get very uncomfortable. Not you, though, huh? I guess you're an old pro at this.",
"Salesman: You could say that.",
"Dawson: I'm fine. [Clears throat] That one.",
"[Points to a coffin]",
"Salesman: Very nice choice. Very tasteful.",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Boat. Pacey is sitting on the deck of the boat reading a book, when Joey comes walking up to him with a very sad look on her face.]",
"Joey Hey.",
"Pacey: Hey. What's with the furrowed brow? Better watch out. You're gonna give yourself a wrinkle. Joey Pacey, I've got some bad news.",
"Pacey: Aw, why don't you look like you're kidding? Joey Doug gave me a call. He said he's been trying to get in touch with you. He left you a bunch of messages at the restaurant.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know. I meant to call him back, but what are you gonna do? Joey You probably should've.",
"Pacey: What's going on? Joey It's Mitch. Um... he's dead.",
"Pacey: What? Well, how? [in disbelief] Joey It was a car accident.",
"Pacey: And I-I-is everybody-- I mean Joey They're all fine. It was just Mitch. He was alone.",
"Pacey: When did this happen, Jo? Joey It happened a couple of nights ago.",
"Pacey: Ohh. How's Dawson doing? Joey Well, he's not so good. His father's dead.",
"Pacey: Right. That's a stupid question. Joey No, you're entitled, believe me. I've said about 800 stupid things to him in the last couple of days, but, um, you want to come with me?",
"Pacey: Do you really think that I should? Joey What are you talking about?",
"Pacey: Well, I... maybe he doesn't want me there, Jo. Joey Ok, your father dies tomorrow. You're at the funeral. You look up, and you see Dawson. Would that mean something to you? Would seeing one of your oldest friends mean som",
"Pacey: Just give me 5 minutes.",
"[Scene: Potter B&B. Jen and Jack are talking together about Mitch's death.]",
"Jen: Be right there. Can I talk to you about something?",
"Jack: Sure.",
"Jen: I'm nervous.",
"Jack: About what?",
"Jen: Seeing him.",
"Jack: Why?",
"Jen: Because I don't know what to say.",
"Jack: I don't think he's expecting you to give a speech, Jen.",
"Jen: I couldn't sleep last night. I was up and tossing and turning, trying to figure out what to say, how I was gonna act.",
"Jack: No one ever knows what to say, but when Tim died, you wouldn't believe some of the things that people said to me. But the thing is, no matter what you say or what you do, Dawson is alone in this, ok? There isn't a word or a sentence in the English language that can take away the kind of pain that he's dealing with.",
"Jen: Well, so then, what do I do?",
"Jack: You've just gotta figure out your own way of being there for him.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson lies Lilly down to sleep in her crib, then goes over to Gale's room and lightly knocks on the door and looks in to see her asleep. He puts a blanket over here and leaves the room and goes back to his room. He sits down and lies back on her bed, and then has a flashback to his twelfth Birthday, when Mitch came up to him in his room.]",
"Mitch: You having a good birthday?",
"Dawson: Yeah, definitely.",
"Mitch: How's it feel to be 12 years old?",
"Dawson: Pretty good. I think I'm ready for a girlfriend.",
"Mitch: Oh, you think so?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Mitch: Well, I'd say give it a few years. You've got plenty of time before girls start clouding your head.",
"Dawson: Ha, ok.",
"Mitch: Did you like all your gifts?",
"Dawson: Yeah, I loved 'em, especially the 1941 video.",
"Mitch: Which was not easy to find, let me tell you.",
"Dawson: Thank you, dad.",
"Mitch: Don't mention it. You know, I could be wrong, but I think you've got one more gift coming to you.",
"Dawson: Nope. I opened them all.",
"Mitch: Are you sure?",
"Dawson: Pretty sure.",
"Mitch: I don't know... I think maybe you better take a look... in the closet. Go on. [Dawson goes to his closet and finds a large bag inside.] Well, come on! Bring it out. Open it up. [He pulls out a camcorder] The guy at the store said it was a real good one for making movies. Great editing capabilities, and it comes with its own tripod.",
"Dawson: Thank you, dad. Ha ha.",
"Mitch: You're welcome, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Dad, this... this must have been really expensive, but you're not gonna regret it. I swear, I'm gonna make so many movies on this. This is not a phase.",
"Mitch: Oh, don't worry about that, Dawson. Just enjoy it. Let the things you love be your escape.",
"[Knock on door, and Joey snaps him out of the flashback and is standing in the doorway.]",
"Joey Dawson?",
"Dawson: Joey...hey. Joey You're smiling.",
"Dawson: I was? Joey You were. [she hugs him, but he doesn't really hug her back] Is there anything I can do?",
"Dawson: Um...yeah, actually. You know what? There is. Would you mind watching lily for a little bit? My mom fell asleep. I've gotta get to the funeral home. Joey Of course.",
"Dawson: Great.",
"[Dawson grabs a suit of the back of his door.]",
"Joey Is that what you're wearing? It's nice.",
"Dawson: Uh, no. Actually, it's for my dad. He's gonna be buried in it. Joey I'm sorry.",
"Dawson: Jo, that's ok. You couldn't have known that. I won't be long.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: A series of shot from the funeral. In one Joey grabs his hand in hers, and a couple of sends later he pulls it out to get something out of his coat, and then to Dawson's House after the funeral. Everyone has gathered for a party to honor Mitch's life. Dawson is sitting at the base of the stairs holding Lillian, when Grams comes up to him.]",
"Grams: Why don't you let me take her for a while, dear?",
"Dawson: I'm afraid I can't do that, grams. Lily here offers a great buffer. As long as I hold her, people tend not to come up to me and offer their platitudes.",
"Grams: Where's your mother?",
"Dawson: She's upstairs. She won't come down. So, what's yours?",
"Grams: My what?",
"Dawson: Your platitude.",
"Grams: I'm afraid I'm fresh out.",
"Dawson: Really? I thought for sure you'd whip out \"the lord works in mysterious ways.\"",
"Grams: Hmm. The lord and I, we... we aren't on speaking terms this week.",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Joey is looking up at the window that years ago where used to climb into Dawson's Bedroom window. She has a flashback of the day that Mitch put a Ladder there for her to climb up, instead if climbing the trellis.]",
"[Clank]",
"Mitch: Listen, Joey... I don't want you climbing up the trellis anymore, ok? It's dangerous. You could hurt yourself, and if that happened, I don't think my son would ever forgive me.",
"Joey Yeah, right.",
"Mitch: Sooner or later, Joey, he's gonna pull his head out of the sand. He'll figure it out. Probably not as soon as you'd like, boys are stupid like that. He kisses he on the forehead and then walks away, and she is left looking at the window]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Kitchen. Dawson is looking in the refrigerator for something to drink when Jen comes into the kitchen to join him.]",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Jen: What you doing?",
"Dawson: Trying to decide between a glass of orange juice and a bottle of wine. Any thoughts?",
"Jen: Well, wine's fine, but whiskey's quicker.",
"Dawson: What about narcotics?",
"Jen: Oh, even better.",
"Dawson: You know, times like this, I really wish I was more of a drug person, but I don't know. Starting up just seems like such a hassle.",
"Jen: Yeah, plus, you can't really score any good dope in Capeside.",
"Dawson: Good point. Orange juice it is.",
"Jen: So, I've been trying to figure exactly what it is that I'm supposed to say to you. I feel terrible, Dawson, I really do. I mean, I can't imagine what you're going through, but I feel so helpless. I mean, if this were about a girl, I could offer sage advice, but...this is out of my league. The only person that was ever taken from me was my grandfather, and that was a long time coming, you know. So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you a hug, and I'm not gonna let go for a really long time. I'm gonna tell you that I love you, which is actually a pretty good deal, 'cause that means that I'll do anything on the off chance it'll make you a little less sad.",
"[She grabs him and gives him a huge hug.]",
"Dawson: That sounds very good to me.",
"[Scene: The Sun room. Gale is sitting on a bench looking out the window, when Joey comes in to join her.]",
"[Knock on door]",
"Gale: I, uh, can't believe that he's gone. I keep expecting to hear his car in the driveway, his keys in the lock, footsteps on the stairs. So, how's the party?",
"Joey It's fabulous. The pate is all the rage.",
"Gale: And how's our boy? Joey Great. He's keeping it all together.",
"Gale: Which is exactly what bothers me.",
"Joey: Me, too.",
"Gale: He's stubborn, Joey. He's just like his father. Joey You know, I know this probably doesn't mean much now, but he's not really gone, you know. 'Cause if ever there was someone who was an absolute reflection of his father, it's Dawson.",
"Gale: You think so? Joey You know, growing up, spending that time with you guys... I think I was too little to really understand it, but I--I always knew there was something special about the way you guys looked at each other. Like you were in on this great little secret that the rest of us weren't privy to, and my parents never had that... not even in the best of times. I'm not gonna sit here and--and try to pretend to know what was going through his mind before he died, but... I know your husband loved you very much.",
"[Scene: the Porch. Pacey is leaving the house, when Dawson who is sitting alone on the porch sees him.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Pacey: Dawson. Hey, man.",
"Dawson: Thanks for comin'.",
"Pacey: Of Course... but I can't say that this is exactly the way I wanted to see you again for the first time.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I know what you mean. How was your summer?",
"Pacey: My summer was really good. It was really, really good, actually. It totally cleared my head.",
"Dawson: Good.",
"Pacey: How's film school treatin' ya?",
"Dawson: Uh... I'm gonna be droppin' out, actually.",
"Pacey: Why?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] It's a long story.",
"Pacey: Gotcha. I'm sorry, Dawson. I wish I had somethin' better to say to you than that, but that's really what it boils down to. I'm really, really sorry.",
"Dawson: Remember the time he caught us smoking down here?",
"Pacey: Yeah. I, uh... of course I remember. Sixth grade, right? I don't think I've ever seen your father so mad. Being Mitch, he had to tell us that he was just concerned for us, which was a bit of a surprise to me because if it was my father, it would be kind of a different story. In fact, I guarantee I'd still be smoking to this day just to piss him off.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Ahh... well... I should probably head inside and make myself useful or something.",
"Pacey: All right? It works.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] It was good to see you, pace.",
"Pacey: Yeah. [He pulls him in for a hug.] Come here.",
"[Scene: Inside the house. Dawson runs into an old friend of Gales.]",
"Friend: Dawson. You probably don't remember me, Dawson, but I'm Susan. I'm an old friend of your mother's from college.",
"Dawson: Right. You're my mom's deadhead friend.",
"Friend: [Laughs] That's right. Uh, tell me, are you dealing with your grief?",
"Dawson: Uh... I'm dealing.",
"Friend: How are you dealing with it?",
"Dawson: Um, not to be rude, but I--I don't know what you're talking about.",
"Friend: Where are you channeling all the feelings you're having about your father's passing?",
"Dawson: Um... you know, not to be rude again, but I really don't have the time or the luxury.",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Friend: Oh, you must take the time, Dawson.",
"[The answering machine picks up]",
"Mitch Voice: Hi. You've reached the Leerys... minus Dawson, that is, who can be reached in sunny California these days. If you have a message for Gale,",
"Llily, or myself, however, you can leave it at",
"[Dawson continuously tries to get the machine to stop, and when he finally can't he rips it out of the wall. Everyone is looking at him worryingly, and Jack tries to say something to him but Dawson pushes his hand away.]",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Dawson: I'm fine. I'm... I'm fine.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Pier outside. Joey comes into to try and comfort Dawson in any way she can.]",
"Dawson: [Clears throat] Not one of my finer moments, huh?",
"Joey You know, a long time ago-- it must have been a couple of months after my mom passed away-- I was digging through this drawer in the kitchen looking for a pen or something, and I came across this grocery list she had made, and it was filled with all these little heart-shaped doodles, and I just...lost it. I cried like a baby for hours. If what just happened to you in there had happened to me back then, I would have run away screaming.",
"Dawson: I can't do that. Joey Who says?",
"Dawson: I do. I can't. My mom's a wreck. I gotta keep it together. Joey She's allowed to be a wreck, and so are you. I'll make you a deal. You take care of your mom, I'll take care of you.",
"Dawson: I gotta say, Jo, I-- when your mom died, I sympathized with you, and I really felt bad, but I had no idea it felt like this. Nothing feels real. It's like I've been transported to some alternate universe where I'm just walking around outside my body all day long. Joey It'll get better. I promise.",
"Dawson: That's good. Any, uh, advice on how I should deal with the fact that my father's death was almost entirely my fault? Joey What? How do you figure that?",
"Dawson: Come on, Jo. Think about it. If I hadn't come back and laid all this on him, none of this would've happened. Joey Dawson, look at me. You father died in a car accident. There was nothing you could do to stop that.",
"Dawson: That's not entirely true, Jo. That's, I mean... first off, if I hadn't showed up that morning, my mom wouldn't have made me breakfast, which means they wouldn't have run out of milk, which means my dad wouldn't have had to drive to the store that night so lily would have some in the morning. Joey That's crazy.",
"Dawson: Don't tell me what's crazy, Jo. For all I know, my dad was driving along that night, pissed, having some argument with me in his head which caused him to take his eyes off the road just long enough to Joey Look, you can't do this to yourself.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] You--you know what he said to me the last time I saw him? Joey Hmm?",
"Dawson: He said that I was making a huge mistake and that he was disappointed in me. Joey I know. You told me that. You remember what else you told me? He said he loved you very much.",
"Dawson: I'll never go through life doubting that my father loved me, Jo, but... do you have any idea how much it sucks to know that my father was disappointed in me the day he died? And he was right. I was acting crazy like a spoiled brat, and if I'd listened to him, he would've been driving me to the airport instead of driving to his death.",
"[Scene: Outside. Gale is leaning against a tree wiping the tears from her eyes, when Grams comes up to her.]",
"Grams: You all right, dear?",
"Gale: Oh, I'm hanging in there, I guess.",
"Grams: You know, every night for 46 years, I prayed the good lord would take me first. I never wanted to go on without him. I didn't think I was capable of it. But somehow, I was. It wasn't easy, but inevitably there comes a day that isn't as bad as the one before it.",
"Gale: And until then?",
"Grams: Well, that's what prescription medication is for.",
"[Both chuckle]",
"Grams: Oh, it's a strange thing we do.",
"Gale: What's that?",
"Grams: Falling in love. You share your life with another person. You--you give them your heart to the extent that losing them could potentially destroy you. It's a crazy thing to do.",
"Gale: You're right. It's insane.",
"Grams: Then why on earth do we do it?",
"Gale: What else is there?",
"[They Hug]",
"Grams: Oh, I wish I still lived next door.",
"Gale: So do I.",
"Grams: I could stay for a while if you like, help out with Llily.",
"Gale: Oh, that is such a generous offer, Evelyn, and I do love you for it, but, um... [Sniffles] No, I--I think Dawson and I are gonna have to meet this one head on.",
"Grams: You sure?",
"Gale: [Sighs] I'm sure.",
"Grams: Well, I understand, but don't you hesitate to pick up the phone, young lady. We merry widows have to stick together.",
"Gale: [Laughs faintly]",
"[Scene: A montage of shots of the Dawson house as the party is thinning out. Then to Dawson's Room. Dawson is lying down on his bed when Joey comes in to see if he is okay.]",
"Joey Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey. Joey Everyone's starting to leave.",
"Dawson: I'll see ya. Joey I can stay as long as you want.",
"Dawson: That's sweet of you, Jo. Joey I'm serious.",
"Dawson: I know you are, but you gotta get back to school. Joey School doesn't matter right now, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I'll be ok. Joey Dawson.",
"Dawson: Joey, I wanna be alone. Ok? Joey Ok. Call me if you need me. Will you do that?",
"Dawson: I will. Joey Bye.",
"[Scene: Outside the Potter B&B. Joey is sitting on the Porch, when Pacey comes out to join her.]",
"Pacey: You know, I can't say as I have ever seen the Potter B&B quite so crowded.",
"Joey Nothin' like a funeral to drum up business.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] You wanna know what the worst part about death is? It has this horrible tendency of putting everyone in a really bad mood. When I go, I want to go in a way in which it makes everybody laugh. You know, like, no matter how sudden or tragic the circumstances, you just can't help but laugh... like getting run over by a car full of clowns. That's kinda funny, right? You smiled. Mission accomplished. Joey He blames himself, you know.",
"Pacey: Why? Joey Well... he wanted to drop out of USC and move to Boston, and Mitch thought he was crazy, and they had this huge blowout.",
"Pacey: Why on earth would Dawson Leery, of all people, want to drop out of film school? [Looks over at Joey and then knows.]Oh. Heh. I get it. It's ok. You can tell me, Jo. I'm not gonna get upset. Joey Oh, Pace, I didn't ask him to, if that's what you mean.",
"Pacey: I-- oh, look. If anybody understands the various shades of gray here, it's me, and I think it's time the two of you got your shot... because the way I see it, you never did, and this world could use as many Romeo and Juliet's as it can get. Joey Look what happened to them.",
"[Scene: Lillian's Room. Gale looks into the room and has a flashback of the day Mitch was setting up Dawson's Crib.]",
"[Mitch grunts]",
"Mitch: This thing's gonna be tip-top, baby. Don't you worry.",
"Gale: Oh, I'm not worried. I'll just call someone to fix it when the bottom falls out.",
"Mitch: [Laughs] Oh, ye of little faith. Mrs. Leery, have I ever let you down?",
"Gale: No, Mr. Leery, you haven't.",
"Mitch: What do you think he's gonna be?",
"Gale: If he's anything like you, a pain in the ass.",
"Mitch: A lot of fathers want their sons to play baseball. Not me. Team sports teach conformity. I hope he's a freak.",
"Gale: A freak?",
"Mitch: Yeah. Freaks never peak in high school. They never grow up to sell real estate, drink heavily on the weekends, and beat their kids.",
"Gale: Well, then, let's hope for a freak.",
"[Dawson comes into the room, snapping her out of her flashback.]",
"Dawson: Mom, you ok?",
"Gale: Uh... yeah. For the moment. You wanna know what the worst part is?",
"Dawson: What?",
"Gale: She'll never even know he existed.",
"Dawson: Not if I have anything to do about it. She's gonna hear about her daddy every chance I get.",
"Gale: [Crying] Oh, I'm such a mess. I'm sorry, honey.",
"Dawson: Mom, don't ever apologize.",
"Gale: You are gonna get your life back, I promise.",
"Dawson: Mom, I'm not going anywhere. Not anytime soon. My place is here with you and Lily.",
"Gale: Honey, you don't have to be so strong all the time. You can fall to pieces just about any time you want. There's nothing to be ashamed of.",
"Dawson: I'm not ashamed. There's-- everybody keeps on asking me, \"How you doin'? How you feelin'?\" Truth is, I don't feel anything. Not a thing. I'm numb. Which, to tell you the truth, is really not so bad.",
"Gale: Um, that's great... until it all comes crumbling down.",
"Dawson: Well...until then.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Pacey pulls up the house, and looks out of the back of the car and sees some flowers on the side of the house. Pacey has a flashback to the day that Mitch taught him how to drive.]",
"Mitch: Ok, Pacey, now... got your foot on the brake? Ok, put her in reverse... and gently-- ohh, ooh. Careful. Watch the flowers. Heh heh. My wife will have me killed. And park. There you go, Pacey. You did it. You know how to drive. Not terribly well, mind you, but good enough to pass that test.",
"Pacey: Thank you for your help, Mr. Leery.",
"Mitch: It's my pleasure. Just sorry your father had to work.",
"Pacey: [Quietly] Yeah, me, too.",
"Mitch: Go easy on him, Pacey. Can't always be fun being sheriff of these parts.",
"Pacey: I guess I just wish he was around more.",
"Mitch: Listen, you ever wanna practice, you knock on my door. Ok?",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Pacey goes up to the house and knocks on the door, and Dawson opens the door.]",
"Pacey: Hey, man. How ya doing today?",
"Dawson: He's still dead. It still sucks.",
"Pacey: Wanna go for a ride with me?",
"[Scene: the Side of a road, where Mitch's accident was. There are tread marks on the road, where the accident happened. Pacey pulls the car over.]",
"Dawson: What the hell are we doing here?",
"Pacey: Wanna show you something.",
"[Pacey gets out of the car and Dawson follows]",
"Pacey: According to my brother, your father was driving down the road here at about 45 miles an hour. Which is, granted, a little bit above the speed limit, but not at all unusual for this stretch of road. At the same time, a man named Gary Peters was getting off work, driving down the road a little farther up, just around the bend. Gary Peters is a pretty average guy. 35 years old, wife, 2 kids. Works as a baggage handler for blue star airlines. And Gary had to pull a double shift that day, and it must've been a real bitch 'cause when he came around that bend, he was asleep at the wheel.",
"Dawson: Why are you doing this, Pacey?",
"Pacey: Why? Because I want you to know that it was a man named Gary Peters who killed your father. A guy who should've known better than to get behind the wheel of a car. A guy who, for the rest of his life, will carry around the guilt of taking Mitch leery away from his wife and 2 kids. And I want you to know that that guy is not you. It's not you, Dawson. Do not blame yourself for this. You wanna grieve? You go right ahead. Be my guest. But do not for one single second think that this is your fault, because it is not your fault. You got your father for 18 years... and that is a hell of a lot more than some people get. And your father did one hell of a job, Dawson. He made you into a man. And he made you into a man that people care about and admire and respect and most importantly, love. So, why am I doing this? I'm doing this because, once upon a time, you and I were best friends. And that means that whenever you need me, I'm here. Any time, anywhere, any place. Forever. You understand that?",
"Dawson: We should get going.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey is unpacking while Audrey is talking to her.]",
"Audrey: What was he like?",
"Joey Well, he was a dad. You know, in the best possible way, I mean. He was warm and caring and just the kind of pain in the ass you secretly want your parents to be.",
"Audrey: How's Dawson doing? Joey I wouldn't know. Didn't want anything to do with me. I thought I'd be able to help him. I thought I would be this incredible resource 'cause I've been there, you know? He didn't want anything from me. He didn't even just wanna sit there in silence. He wanted me out of his sight.",
"[Joey collapses on her bed holding her head in her hands, and Audrey comes over and sits next to her and tries awkwardly to comfort her.]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Kitchen. Dawson is eating at the table when Gale gets up and goes over to the Refrigerator.]",
"Gale: Honey?",
"Dawson: Yeah?",
"Gale: We're outta milk. Would you mind-- [Sobbing she slams the carton down and goes to the sink sobbing]",
"[Dawson gets up and puts his dishes in the sink, tries to confort her, and then leaves.]",
"[Scene: The local store. Dawson is buying some milk, when the owner begins talking to him.]",
"Mr. Brennan: I can't tell you how sorry I am for your loss, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Thank you, Mr. Brennan. I appreciate it.",
"Mr. Brennan: He was here, you know. That night. Your father.",
"Dawson: I know. I asked him about you.",
"Mr. Brennan: He said, uh, you were a royal pain in the ass.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] That's me.",
"Mr. Brennan: He was proud, though. How do I know that, huh? Well, when I mentioned your name, his whole face just lit up. He said you were this brave kid, but he had no idea how you got to be that way. He said you had a romantic streak a mile long, and he said he was proud to know you. I'm sorry if that makes you sad, Dawson, but I figure if somebody says that about you, you ought to know it. Oh, don't forget your change. And be certain to convey my condolences to your mother, would you?",
"Dawson: Thank you. I will.",
"[Dawson goes outside and gets into his Jeep, and then finally breaks down crying.]",
"[Scene: Outside the Dawson House. A Flashback of a day where Mitch is trying to take a family picture of Him, Gale, Dawson and Lillian, with his new camera.]",
"Mitch: All right! I think I've got it figured out. Ok, quick. Let's go, everybody. Gather. Hurry up,",
"Dawson: 'cause what this family really needs is another picture.",
"Gale: Oh, don't be so fresh.",
"Mitch: Yeah. Lose the 'tude, dude.",
"Dawson: Clever, dad.",
"Mitch: Smiles, people.",
"Dawson: All right. Great! That was wonderful. I am now late for the movies with Joey, Jack, and Jen.",
"Gale: Have fun, honey.",
"Mitch: No drinking and driving.",
"Dawson: Hey, dad, just so you know, going to the movies is not code for going out and getting wasted.",
"Mitch: Go, go, go. Get out of here. Have fun.",
"Dawson: Later, creators.",
"[Dawson leaves]",
"Gale: Well, this one's hungry.",
"Mitch: Uh, need some help?",
"Gale: Nah. Stay and play with your camera. Boys and their toys.",
"Mitch: [Laughs]",
"[Mitch watches her come in, and then begins to look all around and has a huge proud look on her face.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x04 | The Long Goodbye | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson takes Joey up on her invitation to spend a weekend in Boston, but the two have difficulty connecting once there. Meanwhile, Jack is surprised when his boyfriend Toby shows up unexpectedly forcing Jack to choose between fraternity hell week and spending time with Toby."
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"[Grams' house Jack, Joey and Pacey have just finished watching Friday the 13th.]",
"Pacey: Well, that settles it. I now have officially lost faith in Hollywood.",
"Jack: It wasn't that bad.",
"Pacey: Not that bad? Maybe through the haze of your eardrum-shattering slumber, it wasn't that bad, but as someone who actually watched that movie, it sucked!",
"Joey: I'm just so tired of this trend of... attack of the \"insert your vengeful psycho here\" movie. I mean, they're so unbelievable, you know? What are the chances of a chemically imbalanced camp director luring pre-teens to a blood bath at the archery range?",
"Pacey: Well, apparently they're pretty good at northern Maine's camp bloodsucker.",
"Jack: You know what the problem is?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know what the problem is. You talk in your sleep, and you talk about things I don't want to know about.",
"Jack: That's great, but the problem is that people forget that the scariest things are the things that are actually possible. I mean, isn't that why Hitchcock's so great?",
"Joey: Hmm, I don't know. How often does a guy go around dressing like his not-so-well preserved mother?",
"Pacey: Well, you save that for special occasions.",
"Joey: Maybe I've just lost the will to scream.",
"Pacey: Oh, please. You were once and will forever remain the number one skittish kitten in my life. (She gives him a look) It's not to worry. It's part of your charm.",
"Jack: Weren't you scared of grams up until, like, last year or something like that?",
"Pacey: Oh, absolutely. In fact, I bet it's making you a little bit nervous just being in her house right now, isn't it?",
"Jack: Yeah, who knows what kind of scary things will be lurking in the shadows?",
"Joey: Who's hungry? A girl can't survive on Dots alone. (Pacey and Jack laugh as Joey goes off to the kitchen to get some food. She finds a plate of brownies and heads back to the living room. The place is now dark and Jack and Pacey are no where to be found. The front door is open.) Very funny, guys. Ooh, I'm shaking in my boots. (She goes to the door to close it, but steps outside instead) What, is this part where the twins come out and invite me to play forever and ever? (she turns to go inside and the door slams in front of her. She tries the knob but it's locked. Suddenly someone grabs her from behind. She turns around and screams, leaning against the door as it opens. She falls to the ground as Pacey and Jack reveal themselves, laughing. Jack helps Joey up.)",
"Pacey: Well, I think our work here is done. (Opening credits)",
"[Gram's House Jack, Joey and Pacey are still in the house.]",
"Joey: You guys do realize that this calls for serious revenge?",
"Pacey: Oh, come on, Jo, we were just trying to prove, and quite successfully I might add, that you are now and will forever be afraid of your own shadow.",
"Joey: You know, you two wouldn't be quite so sure of yourselves if you knew what a weathered scream queen I was.",
"Pacey: Heh heh, that's right, I forgot. She's seen it all.",
"Joey: I don't spend all of my time with you layabouts. I have seen things, disturbing things.",
"Jack: Tell us a story, Joey Potter.",
"Joey: I don't think you can handle it.",
"Pacey: Right. This from a girl who 5 minutes ago was screaming bloody murder on the floor.",
"Joey: Ok, Pace. It was Halloween night. Audrey was walking with me to the library, which was, in itself, a sign of the apocalypse.",
"[Worthington Audrey and Joey are walking through campus. Audrey is dressed like a prom queen.]",
"Audrey: Ok, I know like... half a dozen kick-ass parties we could be hitting right now, and you're going to hibernate in the library. How wrong is that?",
"Joey: No one asked you to come with me.",
"Audrey: I know. I'm just seeking clarification here. Are you the most bookwormy, pathetic person alive?",
"Joey: Well, according to your party-till-you- drop-out standards, apparently.",
"Audrey: Tsk! I'm serious. Nobody should be alone in the library on Halloween.",
"Joey: Audrey, it's like I'm gonna be the only one. Besides, the reading material cannot be checked out, and every other time that I go there, there's always some other overzealous geek from my class using it. This is the one night I know it'll be there.",
"Audrey: This is such Joey Potter logic.",
"Joey: You know what, I'm really not in the mood to go out partying, what with everything that's happened.",
"Audrey: Ok, ok, I get it. You're excused.",
"Joey: Can I ask you something? Who are you supposed to be, anyway?",
"Audrey: I'm Carrie. Carrie White, tragically misunderstood telekinetic heroine of the Stephen King book?",
"Joey: Right, I know who Carrie is, but shouldn't you be doused in pig's blood or something?",
"Audrey: Well...I guess, but... bleh! What cute boy is gonna want to talk to me if I'm all red and sticky all night?",
"Joey: Heh. Right, but how are they going to know that you're not just some generic homecoming queen or beauty contest winner?",
"Audrey: Because I'll tell them.",
"Joey: You got the hair right.",
"Audrey: Thanks. Oh, god, you have no idea how bad these shoes suck right now.",
"[Library Joey is studying while Audrey reads a magazine.]",
"Joey: Audrey, you don't have to be here. There are plenty of people. I feel perfectly safe.",
"Audrey: Well...the first party did start 15 minutes ago. Right, like I want to be the first idiot at the punch bowl.",
"Joey: Audrey, I'm not coming with you.",
"Audrey: Well, who asked you to?",
"Joey: I'm serious. I have to study. I'm going to be here late, and as much as I appreciate you coming with me, I'm fine.",
"Audrey: You know, sometimes when I get scared, I like to count out loud. 1, 2... 3...4. It's very calming, ok?",
"Joey: I'm surrounded by people. Why would I be scared?",
"Audrey: Ok, don't look now, but...check out the creepy man at one o'clock. He's eating the peanuts, and he keeps staring at--don't look now. Wait, wait. Ok, look. (Joey turns around and looks. The guy is definitely creepy.)",
"Joey: Maybe it's the tiara and prom dress that caught his eye.",
"Audrey: Well, he's giving me the willies.",
"Joey: Why?",
"Audrey: Some girl was attacked in this library. She's lucky that she survived, and from what I understand, she's not the only one.",
"Random person: Shh!",
"Joey: You're just trying to scare me so I leave and I go to the party with you, and it's not going to work.",
"Audrey: Why do you always assume that my concern is masking self-interest?",
"Joey: Because I know you.",
"Audrey: You know what? I'm going. Put your life at risk, see if I care. Don't stay out too late, ok?",
"Joey: I'll meet you at the dorm.",
"Audrey: Are you sure you don't want me to walk back with you?",
"Guy: Hey, miss America, are you coming or going?",
"Joey: She's going.",
"Guy: Good-bye, beauty queen.",
"Audrey: Excuse me. I'm Carrie, all right? Carrie White from the book and the movie. Is that not obvious to you?! God! (she stalks off. Joey goes back to studying.)",
"[Library the library slowly begins to thin out until the only one left is Joey, the guy at the front desk and the creepy man eating peanuts. Suddenly the creepy man is standing next to Joey's table staring at her.]",
"Man: Can I borrow a pen?",
"Joey: Oh, yeah, um... I have one in here. (he takes the pen, but continues to stand there staring at her.) You can keep it. I don't need it.",
"Man: You shouldn't be here after dark. It's not safe.",
"Joey: Oh, well, you know what? That's ok, actually, because my boyfriend's on his way over, as soon as football practice lets out, so I'll be fine, but, um... thank you for your concern. (Joey goes over to the front desk. A cute guy sits at a computer there.) Excuse me, do you have the reading for the intellectual history of Europe? It's section 204, professor Downs' class?",
"Library guy: Uh, let me check. Your name?",
"Joey: Uh, Joey Potter. (he goes to get the readings and returns with them)",
"Library guy: All right. Ok, you need to read these 2 articles, and there's a reference book in the stacks. (writing on a slip) This is gonna be your call number, Joey, and I still need to locate one more book for you.",
"Joey: (looking at the stack) Wow. This is a lot of reading.",
"Library guy: Yeah.",
"Joey: Thanks. (she doesn't leave)",
"Library guy: Can I help you with something else?",
"Joey: Are you gonna be here for a while?",
"Library guy: Sure, for another hour or so, why?",
"Joey: Um... I was just wondering.",
"Library guy: You worried about that guy?",
"Joey: Kind of. He's just... he's a little creepy. He keeps staring at me.",
"Library guy: Don't worry. He's here almost every night. He's pretty harmless.",
"Joey: Oh, ok. Thanks.",
"Library guy: You got it.",
"(Joey goes searching through the stacks for her book. It's very quiet and there's no one around. She rounds a corner and the creepy man is standing there.)",
"Man: Psst! Come here. (Joey turns and runs through the stacks. She runs straight into a the library guy. She gasps in fright.)",
"Library guy: Whoa, sorry.",
"Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. I think I'm just having a little bit of a moment. Um... [Whispering] I think that guy is following me.",
"Library guy: The creepy old guy? Well, actually, he just left.",
"Joey: Are you sure?",
"Library guy: Yeah. Look, do you want me to call campus security?",
"Joey: Uh, no.",
"Library guy: You sure?",
"Joey: Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry about it.",
"Library guy: Ok, well, I was looking for you anyway. The other book that you need is in special editions.",
"Joey: Where's that?",
"Library guy: That's downstairs.",
"Joey: Are they still open?",
"Library guy: Um... well, they should be for another, like, 10 minutes. You want me to walk you down there?",
"Joey: Heh! Um... no, I'm ok. Thank you.",
"Library guy: Ok.",
"(Joey walks downstairs into a very secluded area. She goes to the special editions room and tries the knob but it's locked. She knocks on it.)",
"Joey: Hello? (Suddenly she hears a door slam and sees a shadow of someone coming. She ducks into a maintenance closet. A figure passes the door, but continues on and after she hears a door close in the distance, she proceeds out of the closet. She rushes back up to the ground level and runs into the library guy. She screams.)",
"Library guy: Whoa! You ok?",
"Joey: Yeah. I'm so happy to see you. That creepy man is down here.",
"Library guy: Yeah, I know. He followed you, and I followed him.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Library guy: Yeah, look, you're gonna be fine. Why (the creepy man comes out of no where and attacks the library guy.)",
"Joey: ohh!",
"Man: (to Joey) You should've listened to me, sweetie. (The library guy attacks the creepy man, knocking him out with something.)",
"Library guy: (to Joey) Come on. (she follows him to the front door, where he pulls out his keys and locks it.)",
"Joey: What are you doing?",
"Library guy: So you think you could put up a fight? Because I like that in a girl.",
"Joey: Who was he?",
"Library guy: A cop. He was right, you know. Should've listened to him, sweetie.",
"Joey: So you're the guy-- you're the guy who attacked that girl last semester.",
"Library guy: Shh. Don't tell anyone, ok? (as he moves to attack her, Joey fan kicks him in the head. He continues after her and she continues to fight back, throwing books at him and using all these crazy kick boxing moves until she finally knocks him out. The cop comes to and sees what Joey did.)",
"Creepy guy/Cop: Unh. Wow. You pretty much crouching-tigered his ass.",
"Joey: Yeah, I guess that kickboxing class actually paid off.",
"[Grams' House Jack, Joey and Pacey sit around telling their ghost stories.]",
"Jack: Yeah, it's a decent thrill, Jo. But as scary as the stacks may be after hours, I think the fraternity house has you beat in terms of the creep factor.",
"Joey: So I'm assuming you're talking more than keg stands and Rufies (a date rap drug)?",
"Jack: I get enough of that from my common-law wife, all right?",
"Joey: I'm sorry, but what could a fella possibly have to worry about in the loving arms of his brethren?",
"Jack: Late nights in the basement, with the right provisions, of course, the mind can start to play tricks on you.",
"[Frat House Outside. Jack walks up to the house as a bunch of his brothers are all leaving dressed in tuxes.]",
"Jack: Hey, guys. Have fun tonight.",
"Guy: See you, Jack.",
"[Frat House Basement. Jack, Moskowitz and Brady are cleaning out some boxes and looking at old stuff collected from previous years.]",
"Moskowitz: We are way cooler than these dorks.",
"Jack: (he pulls an old radio out of a box) Check this out.",
"Moskowitz: Does it work?",
"Jack: I don't know. Anybody know the, uh... call numbers to the campus radio station?",
"Brady: 96.6. My roommate listens to the morning show.",
"Jack: My friend Jen, she's working the night shift.",
"Moskowitz: Is she hot?",
"Jack: I don't really know how to answer that.",
"Moskowitz: Yes or no?",
"Jack: Yes.",
"Moskowitz: You have to bring her over some time. (Jack starts coughing this nasty cough.) Dude, are you ok?",
"Jack: Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. I just caught some of that flu that's going around. I'm flying high on some of that extra-strength cough medicine.",
"Moskowitz: You want some Jack, Jack?",
"Joey: No. No, thanks. It's probably not a good idea.",
"Moskowitz: It's good for you. It'll kill the virus. Brady?",
"Brady: Nah, man, I'm good. Thanks.",
"Moskowitz: Come on, you guys. Don't be wusses. We are at the peak of our sexual primes. It's all downhill from here. We should be out partying tonight instead of in latrine-duty hell. Live a little.",
"Brady: I believe this is what's known as peer pressure. Yeah. Ok. What the hell? (Moskowitz serves a couple shots of Jack Daniels.)",
"Jack: All right. As long as it kills the virus.",
"Moskowitz: Here you go.",
"Jack: Ugh, that's some strong stuff.",
"Brady: Class of '68? Hey, this is my dad's class.",
"Jack: Which one is he?",
"Brady: He's right there. Oh, my god. He's a total dork.",
"Jack: He's just doing that hippie thing, man. It was the sixties, you know?",
"Brady: 1968. I can't believe he was ever this young.",
"Moskowitz: Wasn't that the year some guy offed himself?",
"Brady: Yeah, yeah. He was a total psycho. His roommate boffed his girlfriend, and he went ballistic. He slit his wrists in the bathroom.",
"Moskowitz: I heard she did everybody on the whole floor, and then he went out on the main quad and hung himself.",
"Jack: Now, that's disturbing. (Jack looks peeked)",
"Brady: Hey, man, are you ok?",
"Jack: I don't know. I don't feel so good",
"Moskowitz: Dude, this is a vomit-free zone. All right? There's a bathroom right back there. Why don't you go use it?",
"Jack: All right, all right. I got it. (Jack goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He washes his face in the sink and when he stands up, he sees the shadow of a person running past in the mirror. Jack swings around, but no one is there. He goes back into the other room and no one is around.) Guys? (The picture of Brady's dad is hanging on something and it suddenly falls off and the glass breaks all over the floor. As he moves around the room, what Jack doesn't notice is 60s music is playing on the radio. He begins to hear the noise of someone in a closet.) Hello? Somebody there? (he opens the closet door and finds a guy tied up with his mouth taped over.) Oh, my god. Are you ok? Are you all right? (he rips the tape off his mouth)",
"Tad: Yeah. I'm ok.",
"Jack: (helping him into the common room and onto a couch) Let's get you out of here. Sit down. How the hell did this happen?",
"Tad: A couple of the guys, they're hazing, you know?",
"Jack: Are you sure you're ok?",
"Tad: I think so. I just... I must have passed out or something.",
"Jack: This is insane. I mean, they coulda killed you. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna get you some water. You want some water?",
"Tad: No. I'm ok.",
"Jack: Well, who did this?",
"Tad: I don't wanna say their names. I'm a new pledge. It'd be indiscreet.",
"Jack: No, it's cool. I'm with the new pledge class, too. I'm Jack.",
"Tad: I'm Tad.",
"Jack: I haven't seen you around before.",
"Tad: Yeah, I don't remember seeing you, either.",
"Jack: Oh. Well, can you get up? I mean, give it a try, at least. (he tries to help Tad up, but he looks to be in pain. He sets Tad back down.) All right, all right. Forget it, forget it. Just stay here, all right? I'll tell you what. I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna go try and find a few of the guys.",
"Tad: No, please. I don't want anyone to know about this.",
"Jack: Why?",
"Tad: They already hate me. I don't want to make it any worse.",
"Jack: Who--who hates you?",
"Tad: The brothers.",
"Jack: That doesn't make any sense. I mean, if they hate you, why would they pledge you?",
"Tad: My father, he's one of the founding members of the fraternity. I'm a legacy. They had to pledge me.",
"Jack: But all the guys that I've met here have been really cool. I can't even believe that they would allow this.",
"Tad: They've been on my case since day one.",
"Jack: Why?",
"Tad: Forget it. I'm fine. I just need to rest a bit.",
"Jack: Tad. I'm not like the rest of the guys, all right? You can talk to me.",
"Tad: No. I'm gonna get myself into more trouble.",
"Jack: I'm serious, ok? Whatever it is, it's fine.",
"Tad: I told my roommate that, uh, I had feelings for him.",
"Jack: Yeah, so?",
"Tad: So, I never should've done it. I mean, we got drunk. I just blurted it out, and I'm not even sure I meant it. I just thought that somehow he might feel the same way.",
"Jack: I'm not quite gettin' it. This is a big deal deal because",
"Tad: Because I'm gay.",
"Jack: Yeah, I got that already. I'm right there with you, buddy.",
"Tad: I don't believe you.",
"Jack: It's true. All the guys, when they took me in as a pledge, they knew this. Which is why I'm shocked that they're treating you like this. But this shouldn't happen, man. We're living in the 21st century.",
"Tad: Maybe you are. (he moves around like he's in pain)",
"Jack: What's the matter?",
"Tad: I need to sleep.",
"Jack: You stay here. I'm gonna go get you some water.",
"Tad: You're not calling for help, are you?",
"Jack: No. No, I'm gonna get you some water.",
"Tad: Jack?",
"Jack: Yeah?",
"Tad: You're a cool guy. A great addition to the house. I wish there were more like you.",
"Jack: I'll be right back. (Jack goes into the other room and tries to call someone on his cell phone. As he's about to make the call, he notices the picture that broke earlier is now back in one piece. He picks up the frame and notices that Tad is one of the men in the picture.) No way. (He goes back to find Tad. The music has now changed back to current hits and Tad is gone.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Grams' House Jack, Joey and Pacey sit around the living room, continuing their stories.]",
"Pacey: Don't get me wrong, you guys. You do spin a scary yarn, but in my estimation, what the whole world needs is a good old-fashioned urban legend.",
"Jack: Yeah, that's all we need-- more predictable stories about a guy with a hook for an arm that kills the amorous couple.",
"Pacey: Hey, those stories exist for a reason, Jack.",
"Joey: Right, to discourage teenagers from drinking and having s*x in the woods.",
"Pacey: Ok. Say what you will, but I have experienced a few of those time-tested tales in my day.",
"Jack: See? This is further evidence of the double life that Pacey leads. You know, the fathoms of the sea and the seedy underbelly of the city.",
"Pacey: Jack is absolutely correct. I have seen the dark side. And he's also right in that the scariest stuff does take place in the everyday, which the last time for me was this one night with Karen.",
"Joey: Who's Karen?",
"Pacey: Do you really want to have that conversation now?",
"Joey: Uh, no. Sorry. Sugar high.",
"Pacey: Ok. So, this one night, it was before all the drama reared its head. I'm giving her a ride home in Brecher's car. I'm just driving down the road",
"Joey: Oh, let me guess, the road stretched out before you lit only by the full moon above?",
"Pacey: Something like that, yes. So, here I am, giving her a ride home in Brecher's car...",
"[Open road Pacey is driving Karen home in a Silver BMW.]",
"Pacey: I gotta hand it to Brecher. This is a sweet ride.",
"Karen: It's his wife's car, actually. His Porsche is in the shop.",
"Pacey: You're kidding me. A Porsche?",
"Karen: 9-11 turbo, black on black. Yet another reason to worship him.",
"Pacey: I don't worship the guy.",
"Karen: It's perfectly understandable.",
"Pacey: What?",
"Karen: Your little-boy crush on Danny.",
"Pacey: Excuse me?",
"Karen: Come on, I mean, it doesn't mean you're gay or anything. I mean, you know, he's charismatic, charming, cute.",
"Pacey: I look up to the guy. That's it, ok?",
"Karen: If you say so.",
"Pacey: Look, Brecher is the only guy who's ever made me feel like I'm good at anything, and he's the only person I know who doesn't make me feel like a complete freak for not going to college, and if you knew anything about my life, which you don't, then you would know that that's deserving of no small amount of hero worship. Ok? (Pacey flashes his lights at a car passing with his headlights off.)",
"Karen: What are you doing?",
"Pacey: His lights were off.",
"Karen: I don't think that was such a great idea.",
"Pacey: That's the universal sign for \"hey, buddy, your lights are off.\"",
"Karen: It's also an invitation for trouble.",
"Pacey: What are you talking about?",
"Karen: No, I heard about this. It's like a gang initiation thing. No, I'm serious. They send out their new members in a car with the headlights turned off, and the first person who flashes their lights at them, they're supposed to hunt them down and run them off the road. It's a game to them.",
"Pacey: All right. I don't know what Mad Max, post-apocalyptic universe you live in, but in mine, that's just simple driver courtesy.",
"Karen: Fine. I'm making it up.",
"Pacey: Now, I didn't say that you're making it up. It's just, you know, some people forget to turn on their lights.",
"Karen: Hey, I hope I'm wrong. (she turns around and looks out the window) But I'm not. U-turn.",
"Pacey: What?",
"Karen: He's following us.",
"Pacey: Ok. Now you're being paranoid.",
"Karen: Am I? (Pacey looks in his rear view and sees the guy following)",
"Pacey: What is this guy's problem?",
"Karen: God, you just had to be the good Samaritan, didn't you?",
"Pacey: Look, could you just save the tutorial for a little bit later, please? (the car behind slams into the BMW.) What the hell was that?!",
"Karen: There's a truck stop ahead.",
"Pacey: Where?",
"Karen: Right there. (They pull off into the truck stop and park. They get out of the car and Pacey goes to the back to look at the damage.)",
"Pacey: Damn! Oh, damn! Brecher is going to kill me.",
"Karen: Yeah. I bet he's not going to take you to the prom anymore either.",
"Pacey: Heh heh. You're gettin' funnier every minute, let me tell ya.",
"Karen: (trying her cell phone) I can't get a signal. (she points inside the diner.)",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Fine. (they go inside and walks up to the pay phone. Pacey picks up the receiver and Karen points to an Out of Order sign.)",
"Karen: Well... why is this not surprising? (they walks into the middle of the diner, looking around. A waitress walks up to them.)",
"Waitress: [Clears throat] Are you standin' or sittin'?",
"Pacey: Uh, do you mind if we use your telephone?",
"Waitress: (pointing to the pay phone) It's over there.",
"Pacey: No. That one's out of order.",
"Waitress: Well, then I guess you're out of luck, ain't ya?",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Look, lady, I'm having",
"Karen: Pacey.",
"Pacey: Just a second.",
"Karen: Pacey, look.",
"Pacey: I'm having-- what?!",
"Karen: Look. (she points to the black mustang that was chasing them, which is now parked outside next to Brecher's BMW.)",
"Pacey: (to the patrons) Ok. Which one of you is it, huh? Which one of you inbred, redneck freaks smashed into my car? Huh? A show of hands. Maybe you, huh? In the jeans shirt.",
"Man: (walking up) Get outta my place.",
"Pacey: Oh, no, no. Someone in here smashed into my car.",
"Man: Not my problem.",
"Pacey: Oh, is your problem. Is everybody's",
"Man: Leave!",
"Pacey: Oh, my. You really should think about seeing a dentist. (they get back into the BMW and tear out of the place. After awhile on the road, Pacey breaks suddenly.) You have got to be kidding me. (the black mustang is up ahead, blocking the road, facing them.)",
"Karen: Ok. What are you doing?",
"Pacey: Just hold on. (Pacey revs the car. The mustang revs his car and they both take off towards each other, playing chicken. At the last minute, Pacey pulls the emergency break and the BMW skids out. The black mustang goes off into a ditch and crashes. Karen immediately gets out of the car.)",
"Karen: Pop the trunk.",
"Pacey: Hey. Where are you going?",
"Karen: Just do it.",
"Pacey: Lady, are you nuts? Ohh, I have got to start meeting less angry women. (Karen gets a bat out of the trunk and approaches the mustang.)",
"Karen: Get out of the car! (She stands near the door with the bat raised. Pacey moves to open the door, leaving room for her to swing. He opens the door and they find the car empty.)",
"Pacey: Ok. What do you say I drive you home now?",
"Karen: Yeah. All right. Thanks for a lovely evening.",
"[Grams' House Jack, Joey and Pacey sit around the living room telling stories.]",
"Jack: So, I guess what we can conclude from this evening is that we can't offer much more of a thrill than the average slasher flick.",
"Joey: You know, maybe what they say about our generation is true, how we've grown up immune to the media. Look at reality television. Suddenly, it's normal to see people guzzling blood on prime-time.",
"Pacey: You're not going to distract us with this jaded prattle because Jack and I both know that you still check under the bed before you go to sleep.",
"Jack: (as Grams walks in) Hey, Grams.",
"Grams: Hello. I trust I'm not interrupting any unsavory activity here.",
"Joey: Nope. We're as clean as they come, actually. We're just literally sitting around the fire telling ghost stories.",
"Grams: Oh, well, you all haven't had enough life experience to tell a truly chilling tale. But, uh, if you novices think you can handle it, I think I might just have a good one.",
"Jack: Uh, you're gonna be hard pressed to scare us, Grams. I mean, we're just a bunch of jaded cinephiles that don't even flinch at the sight of blood splattering all over the pavement anymore.",
"Grams: Thank you for that sweet dream imagery, Jack. Now, then. A truly scary story should hit you where you live, find you in a safe place, and turn it into a den of nightmares.",
"Pacey: Ok. Mission accomplished, Mrs. Ryan, 'cause I'm starting to feel a little freaked out.",
"Grams: Good. My story-- actually, its Jennifer's story-- an experience that terrified her so deeply, she could never bear to relive the tale. It happened the first night she was on her own at the radio station. She was alone in the booth. It was getting on towards midnight.",
"[Radio Station Jen is DJ'ing.]",
"Jen: Ok, people. I'm back, and I've been saving one last song for you. (She puts a record of Marilyn Manson's Sweet Dreams on. She notices a twig from a tree outside hitting the glass. She goes outside to investigate, placing a trash can in the door way to prop it open. She goes around the building and sees the branch hitting the glass. She tries to reach it, but is just too short. After a few feeble attempts, she jumps up and snatches the branch, breaking it free. Just then she hears the door close in the distance. She goes back and find it blown closed. She pulls her student ID out of her pocket and tries to wedge it between the door, to unlock it. She is unsuccessful and the ID falls between the doors and inside. She goes around the back to the service entrance and that door is also locked. As she turns to leave, she sees a figure lurking in the shadows near the dumpster. It whispers, Jennifer.) What do you want? Why--why are you just standing there? Say something. (the figure falls forward and it's simply a mannequin. The record begins to skip and she rushes back to the front of the building. This time she is able to open the door. She pulls the needle off the record and turns her mic back on.) Oh! My apologies. A little scratch on the vinyl there, folks. This is Jen on WBCW, keeping you company all evening. I'm gonna cut to commercial and be right back. (She looks out the window, as she hears her name being whispered again, over and over. Suddenly a figure comes crashing through the window.)",
"[Gram's House Grams is finishing her story.]",
"Grams: Now, that... is a scary story. Well, you children have a good night now, hmm? (Jack, Joey and Pacey sit there in shock.) Oh, I-- I hope I didn't give you jaded cinephiles too much of a fright. Good night. Sweet dreams. (she goes off to bed.)",
"Jack: So, I guess this is, uh, typically the time of night that we, you know, go to sleep.",
"Pacey: Well, hey, don't let us stop you. Unless, of course, you're too afraid to go upstairs by yourself.",
"Jack: Yeah. Unless, of course, you're--you're too scared to go to that creepy little floating house of yours.",
"Pacey: No. Why would I be afraid? There's nothing to be afraid of. We were just going. The only reason we're still here is 'cause I wanted to tell you that when Dawson and Jenny get back, we should all get together. I'll cook for you.",
"Jack: No, no, please. That's enough of the fear factor.",
"Pacey: Ah heh heh. Yeah. That's funny. You see what you just earned yourself? You earned yourself contaminated food. So, what do you say, Jo? You wanna brave the \"T\"?",
"Joey: Yeah, I'm willing to venture forth if you are.",
"Pacey: Yeah, of course. Sure, let's go.",
"Joey: But you are gonna walk in front of me, right?",
"Pacey: Well, now, are you sure that you want me to do that? 'Cause if I walk in front of you, how are you gonna see the man that's gonna jump out of the bushes and stab you in the throat?",
"Joey: Pacey, there is no man.",
"Pacey: You're absolutely right. I'm all for gender equality. It could be a woman. Some, green-eyed Angelina Jolie type. Actually, that could be pretty interesting.",
"Joey: Can we just go before it strikes midnight and Grams emerges looking for her lost head?",
"Jack: See? I knew the grams thing runs deep. I knew it.",
"Pacey: I tell ya, sweet Mrs. Ryan is nothing compared to what we got in store for us.",
"Joey: Laugh all you want, Pace. But you are my escort. (Someone is looking in the window at Pacey, Joey and Jack. We hear a faint whisper of Jennifer as it fades to black.)"
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| Dawson's Creek | 05x05 | Four Scary Stories | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson is having trouble with anxiety attacks since his father's death, so he tries to escape reality on a night of debauchery with Jack and his fraternity brothers, which ends with Dawson accusing Joey of causing his father's death (by way of being the central cause of his decision to stay in Boston, which in turn was the cause of the argument on the night of Mitch's death). Jen seeks revenge on cheating Charlie. Audrey's critical mother visits. And Pacey makes a discovery about Danny and Karen."
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"#506 - Use Your Disillusion",
"[Leery Residence Gale is folding some blankets when Dawson walks in.]",
"Dawson: (Dawson holds a clumpy, spidery looking thing up.) I got it. (Gale screams) It's a hairball. Sorry. Just thought you wanted to know the tub is fixed.",
"Gale: Thanks honey. But for future reference, I do not need to see the offending clogging object.",
"Dawson: Sorry. Um, so the tub is fixed, I paid all the bills for next month Uhh What else? Oh, I could get Lily a new pacifier. She chewed the last one pretty good.",
"Gale: Sweetie, why don't you take a break?",
"Dawson: I don't need a break. Just tell me what needs to get done.",
"Gale: No, nothing needs to get done. That's just it. I don't need you to do anything right now. So, why about taking Joey up on her offer? She's been calling here almost every day asking her to go see her.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but it's just been so hectic around here. There's something else I've been forgetting to do",
"Gale: Honey? I'm okay. You can go away for a couple of days. I will not fall apart. So go to Boston. See your friends. Lily and I will be right here when you come back. (Gale walks out of the room. Dawson stares at the phone with trepidation.)",
"[Boston Joey and Audrey are jogging through the park. Audrey is jogging quite spastically and completely out of breathe. Joey jogs along quite normally.]",
"Audrey: So, every morning, when you go out for a job, you're actually",
"Joey: Jogging. Yes.",
"Audrey: You're not just ditching me to go have some Iced Cap frappy thing by yourself?",
"Joey: Nope.",
"Audrey: Because you realize, I never would have signed on for this little bonding session if I thought that real exercise was involved. (She collapses into a park bench as Joey continues.) Must sit. (Joey realizes she's jogging alone and turns around to join Audrey.)",
"Joey: Okay, well let's review. He'll show up around 1, we'll watch movies, we'll order some pizza, it'll just be me and him, no pressure at all. I'll keep everything low key.",
"Audrey: Low key doesn't generally involve such a carefully planned itinerary, but whatever.",
"Joey: Yeah, but I'm just planning it out in case things do get weird, you know? I mean, there's a plan there waiting for me, no thinking on my feet required. We should probably order the movies before he gets here just in case he doesn't want to go out, and that's probably a better idea, right?",
"Audrey: What are you so nervous about? It's just Dawson. You guys have like known each other since you were placenta.",
"Joey: Exactly. It's Dawson. My best friend in the entire world who needs me right now more than he probably ever has and that's a lot of pressure. You know, what if I mess up and I say all the wrong things and at the end of the day I'm not enough.",
"Audrey: Okay, so you have a smidge of performance anxiety. No big thing. I've seen it a couple of times myself.",
"Joey: It's not that. I'm not afraid I'm gonna botch up my lines in some stupid play. I'm afraid I'm gonna botch up my entire future with the only I'm just I want him to have a relaxing, good visit.",
"Audrey: Well, why don't you wait until he gets here. Maybe you can ask him what he wants to do.",
"Joey: That's putting him on the spot. Making decisions is stressful and I I just don't want him to feel any stress of any kind.",
"Audrey: So, you're not planning on bring up the whole",
"Joey: No. God, no. I'm not gonna bring up the kiss, I'm not gonna bring up the whole moving to Boston thing. There will be no talking whatsoever.",
"Audrey: Sounds like a party.",
"Joey: Parties are stressful.",
"Wilder: (riding up on a bike) Joey Potter. The girl I was looking for.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Wilder: Quick, Rose Lazare.",
"Joey: Uh famous dead writer from the 20s, like Dorothy Parker, but not.",
"Wilder: Yes. Ding, ding, ding. Rose Lazare's husband?",
"Joey: Mr. Lazare?",
"Wilder: Yes, but also dead. Just died in fact. Which means",
"Joey: We're very sad?",
"Wilder: No. I mean, yes, but no. It means that the estate of Rose Lazare no longer belongs to her spouse, but the establishment which it was willed to. Which is?",
"Joey: Please stop this.",
"Wilder: Worthington! Did you know she went here? Well she did. Anyway, the real news is, I have been chosen out of all of the department heads to inventory her estate.",
"Joey: Wow! Congratulations! I have no idea what that means.",
"Wilder: It means that everything she's ever written, her unpublished works, books she never finished, short stories no one has ever read we get to go through it all and hopefully find a hidden gem worth publishing.",
"Joey: We?",
"Wilder: I'm putting together a team five students to help with the sifting, the cataloguing, the filing, and you're gonna be part of that team. Say yes.",
"Audrey: Yes. Yes!",
"Joey: Yes, absolutely. God, I would love to.",
"Wilder: Great. Great. I'm gonna have a party at my house tomorrow night to celebrate. You'll meet the rest of the team.",
"Joey: Oh wait, I can't tomorrow night. I have a friend coming into town.",
"Wilder: Bring her.",
"Joey: Him, and I would, but he just had a death in the family and I don't think it would be a good idea.",
"Wilder: You're off the team.",
"Joey: What?",
"Wilder: Kidding, you're still on the team. But try to make it. I'm serving Brie. (he rides off on his bike)",
"Audrey: I love Brie.",
"Joey: I'm on a team?",
"Audrey: (watching Wilder go) You think it's too late to transfer into his class?",
"Joey: (dragging her to continue jogging) Come on!",
"Audrey: He's hot!",
"[Charlie's dorm Jen is sitting on the edge of the bed strumming on a guitar, while Charlie gives her a massage.]",
"Jen: Is that your elbow? Because it's it's kinda digging into me.",
"Charlie: It's called Rolfing. It's a more intense version of massage. You know, I can stop if you want.",
"Jen: No, no, it's just that I prefer the traditional Swedish massage. It feels good. No elbows necessary. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night?",
"Charlie: I'm working at the station, why?",
"Jen: I wanted you to go see this play with me. It's a requirement for one of my classes.",
"Charlie: I'm sorry. But if you want, you can come by afterwards and reenact all the good parts for me. Naked, of course.",
"Jen: Yeah, of course. I'm sure that Shakespeare always intended to have his work performed in the flesh.",
"Charlie: Hey, that's right. He knew that was the only way to keep his audience awake during all of those draggy speeches.",
"Jen: Those draggy speeches, as you call them, actually happen to be quite beautiful.",
"Charlie: Not half as beautiful as you are. (he kisses her neck)",
"Jen: Mmm, nice save, cheeseball. (enjoying his attention) That part of the Rolfing, I like that. (he takes the guitar away from her and they begin kissing)",
"[Restaurant Kitchen. Pacey and Danny are working hard on something.]",
"Danny: You're not using your wrist.",
"Pacey: I am using my wrist. Show me again.",
"Danny: Me doing it for you is not going to teach you anything.",
"Pacey: Oh, will you just show me what I'm doing wrong?",
"Danny: (they finally show what Pacey and Danny are working on bouncing quarters into a glass) You gotta bounce it. (he bounces the quarter into the glass)",
"Pacey: You're my hero. You realize that? You are my hero! (Karen comes into the back and Danny tries to cover what they've been doing)",
"Danny: That's good, Pacey, Pacey, that's right, just keep stirring the sauce. Stir the sauce.",
"Karen: Save it, because I can smell the male bonding from behind the door. And the odor is pungent.",
"Pacey: Well, maybe that's just my pheromones calling to you.",
"Karen: Maybe you need a stronger deodorant. (She bounces a quarter into the glass and walks out. Pacey watches her go.)",
"Danny: Good luck, my friend. I've seen better men try and fail.",
"Pacey: Ah yes, but did they have a 50 foot yacht to lure her with? See, that makes me fancy.",
"Danny: See, I keep hearing about this famous boat. When do I get to see this?",
"Pacey: Whenever you like, man.",
"Danny: Cool. How about this? How about you lend me the boat tomorrow night and I'll take the wife out for a romantic evening and I'll give you the night out.",
"Pacey: Done.",
"Danny: Great. Great. Emily's gonna love this. She's been wanting a night out.",
"Pacey: Anytime you want to use it. (Pacey bounces a quarter into the glass and he throws his arms up in victory. Danny picks him up and they cheer.)",
"[Frat House Jack and two other guys are playing pool.]",
"Moskowitz: My older brother told me that during initiation week, his phone rang 32 times in one day.",
"Jack: Calling to do what?",
"Moskowitz: To do anything. Call you to clean the pledge master's room. Tie their shoes. Make them breakfast.",
"Guy #2: What if you're in class.",
"Moskowitz: Gotta go man. Make up some excuse, like your bowels are going crazy or what not.",
"Jack: Yo, yo, I heard that if you can guess Polar Bear's real name, you're automatically in.",
"Moskowitz: Get out?",
"Jack: It's what I heard.",
"Moskowitz: Dude, what do you think his name is?",
"Jack: I don't know, but it's probably something stupid like, John.",
"Moskowitz: Seriously, what about Derrick? He looks like a Derrick.",
"Jack: He does.",
"Guy #2: Or maybe his real initials are P.B. Like Perry Bastille. (they both look at him weird) He could be French.",
"Jack: (shaking his head, laughing) Shut up.",
"Guy #2: What? (they laugh)",
"Moskowitz: What about Ryan? Ryan or Eric. (Jack looks out the window and sees Tobey outside)",
"Jack: Tobey?",
"Moskowitz: What the hell kind of name is Tobey? (Jack rushes over to Tobey entering the room)",
"Jack: What are you doing here?",
"Tobey: Jen said I would find you here. Surprise.",
"Jack: Yeah! This is amazing. I can't believe you're actually in Boston. Oh my God. Hey, I'd like you to meet some of my pledges. Guys, this is my boyfriend, Tobey.",
"Tobey: Hey.",
"Moskowitz: Right on. (a phone rings and they all check theirs.)",
"Jack: (checking his phone) Not me.",
"Moskowitz: Me. (answering) What's up? Yeah, yeah, I got it.",
"Guy #2: Who is it?",
"Jack: What do they want?",
"Moskowitz: Which one? Yeah, yeah, I'm out. I'm out. (he hangs up) Later, guys.",
"Tobey: What's all the excitement?",
"Jack: I'll explain on the way home. We're gonna get out of here, man.",
"Guy #2: Alright, later.",
"Jack: Later.",
"Guy #2: Take care bro.",
"Tobey: Nice meeting you.",
"Guy #2: Nice meeting you.",
"[Boston Jack and Tobey are walking back to Grams' house.]",
"Tobey: Wait, they can't tie their own shoe?",
"Jack: Ahh, it's just a hazing thing. I mean, compared to what they used to do to pledges, this is a piece of cake.",
"Tobey: I guess I should take comfort in that. I mean, you could be doing strange things to cattle.",
"Jack: What?!",
"Tobey: Whatever! I saw something on HBO.",
"Jack: No, no, no, it's not like that. Hell week is, hell week is nothing more than a way to bond all the pledges together. I mean, that's the way I look at it.",
"Tobey: Well, it sounds like you're having fun.",
"Jack: Oh, I am. I am. It's just that this week is gonna be insane. I just wish I would have known you were going to be here. I mean, I'm psyched that you're here, it's just, you know I just won't have as much time to spend with you as I'd like.",
"Tobey: Yeah, but you will have SOME time, right?",
"Jack: Of course. I will make time. I tell you what. Tomorrow we'll tour Boston, anything you want. I just have one obligation in the morning and then I am all yours.",
"Tobey: Cool. All right.",
"[Joey's Dorm Audrey has her feet up on a desk painting her toes. Joey is using some spray cleaner to clean the desk with.]",
"Audrey: Jo? You just 409'd my face.",
"Joey: Sorry.",
"Audrey: What happened to low-key, no stress?",
"Joey: What happened to you leaving before he gets here?",
"Audrey: It's like 12:48. I have plenty of time to finish doing my nails. (a knock on the door) So. I'll be going now. (Joey opens the door and hugs Dawson. Audrey edges past them without even looking at Dawson.) Hi gorgeous. Bye gorgeous.",
"Dawson: Bye Audrey. (they walk inside and close the door) She still weird?",
"Joey: Getting weirder every day.",
"Dawson: So how are you?",
"Joey: I'm great. I mean, I'm okay.",
"Dawson: School good?",
"Joey: Yeah. I mean, my professor told me about this project that sounds, sounds pretty amazing. (pause) Well, it's really, it's not that big a deal. I mean, it's actually kind of confusing to me. Not that you'd be confused by it. It's just, it's hard to explain, but How are you?",
"Dawson: I'm okay.",
"Joey: Before I forget, I have something for you. I got this at the bookstore. Umm (hands him a book called How to deal with your parents death) I dunno, I just thought that I would have liked if somebody had gotten it for me when my Mom",
"Dawson: Thank you. It looks very helpful. (Him and Joey begin to talk at the same time. They both stop.) Have a bunch of what?",
"Joey: Oh, umm, I got a bunch of movies. I thought that we could watch them and you know, hang out.",
"Dawson: All day?",
"Joey: Oh, no, I mean. We don't have to.",
"Dawson: You know what? That's a great idea. I'm kinda beat.",
"Joey: I thought you might be.",
"Dawson: You were right.",
"Joey: Well, what movie do you want to watch first?",
"[Grams' House Jen is on the phone.]",
"Jen: I'm telling you Pace, you're gonna love it. (pause) Why do you need to know what the play is? If I tell you that you're gonna love it, chances are, you are gonna (pause) What, you don't trust me? (pause) Fine, it's Shakespeare. (she pulls the phone away from her ear and talks only into the receiver) Okay, great, so I'll pick you up at 7, see you later on tonight, bye! (she hangs up and greets Tobey who just walked in) Men, I swear, you gotta ram culture down their throats. What are you doing here? I thought that you were meeting Jack at Newberry?",
"Tobey: Yeah, I thought so, too, but he's not there. I figured maybe I messed up and we were supposed to meet back here. But I guess (he looks around)",
"Jen: (sighs) I can't believe he flaked on you for those frat morons.",
"Tobey: He didn't flake. He's just running late. That's all. It's no big deal.",
"Jen: Tobey, it is a big deal. You're here for one weekend. The very least he can do is loosen his grip on his beer bong and just be on time.",
"Tobey: It's not like that. He had an obligation.",
"Jen: I'm telling you, he's obsessed.",
"Tobey: He's not obsessed. He's happy.",
"Jen: He is turning into a pod person.",
"Tobey: Come on, Jack doesn't have the pod mentality. Trust me. Well, I better be getting back. I'm sure he's probably waiting for me, wondering where I'm at.",
"Jen: See ya.",
"Tobey: See ya.",
"[Joey's Dorm Joey and Dawson sit and watch Charlie's Angel's.]",
"Joey: Want another slice of pizza?",
"Dawson: No, thank you.",
"Joey: Want another Coke? I could run down to the machine.",
"Dawson: No, I'm good. (On the TV, a terrible accident is taking place during the movie. Dawson turns away as Joey frantically tries to shut it off. She eventually gets the TV off.)",
"Joey: I just, I went right to the Comedy section without even realizing it. You must think I'm the most insensitive idiot on the planet.",
"Dawson: I would never think that. It's okay.",
"Joey: No, it's not okay, Dawson, because this is your time to freak out and I am totally robbing you of that by making this about me when it isn't and I know that it isn't and",
"Dawson: And I know that you know.",
"Joey: See, there you go again, you're doing my job. I'm supposed to be the one making you feel better.",
"Dawson: You're not supposed to be doing anything.",
"Joey: I just kinda wanted to make this a really relaxing weekend for you. Oh, maybe Audrey was right. Maybe we should have just gone out.",
"Dawson: Let's go out.",
"Joey: Now?",
"Dawson: Why not?",
"Joey: Okay, well, my professor is throwing this thing at his house that could be kind of fun. Apparently there's gonna be Brie.",
"Dawson: I love Brie.",
"Joey: Everybody does. Okay. I'll grab my coat.",
"[Boston Jen and Pacey are walking down the street.]",
"Pacey: Karen, she is smart, she is feisty. I can definitely feel the love connection.",
"Jen: Oh yeah? Is she flirting with you?",
"Pacey: Well, if we were to go back to the third grade definition of flirting",
"Jen: Hair pulling, name calling, general nastiness?",
"Pacey: Yes. If that were the definition, than we definitely got it going on.",
"Jen: God, I am so glad I'm not single anymore.",
"Pacey: And then there's Danny. I'm telling you, you could not create a more perfect boss. I think I finally found my mentor.",
"Jen: That is fantastic, Pace. What's he like?",
"Pacey: He's just like me, only older.",
"Jen: Wait, your mentor, the guy who could supposedly guide you through your life, is just an older version of you?",
"Pacey: Yep.",
"Jen: So what you're saying is, when you grow up, you just want to be yourself?",
"Pacey: Yeah. I'm very well adjusted. (they stop in front of a restaurant and Jen sees Charlie inside with a girl.)",
"Jen: Oh my God. (Pacey looks through the window)",
"Pacey: Isn't that your boyfriend?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Pacey: I thought he was working tonight?",
"Jen: That's what he told me.",
"Pacey: Oh. Well. That's funny. We should probably get off to the play Now just wait a second. Hold on! What are you going to do?",
"Jen: I'm gonna go in there and beat his ass.",
"Pacey: Easy, Thelma. Now you don't know what's going on in there. Okay, that does not necessarily",
"Jen: He told me that he was working!",
"Pacey: Volume! Please, volume, okay? Now obviously the two of you have had a slight miscommunication, but you are far too upset right now to deal with this. So why don't we just go off to this play, which, I might remind you, is a requirement for your schooling. So tomorrow, you give him a call, he explains",
"Jen: What type of possible explanation",
"Pacey: Volume! Maybe he won't explain, but either way, you'll be calmer, more rational, and ultimately happier that you waited, because when you do, you have gained the upper hand, okay?",
"Jen: Fine. (she rushes towards the door and Pacey grabs her, and throws her over his shoulder) Let me go! Mmph! (Charlie and the mystery girl look out the window, but too late to see Jen.)",
"[Restaurant Tobey and Jack sit quietly during dinner. Neither are even looking at the other.]",
"Jack: Is this how you're gonna be all night?",
"Tobey: You could have called.",
"Jack: I told you, I wanted to. But since you refuse to buy a cell phone for reasons I still don't understand",
"Tobey: Brain tumors!",
"Jack: The point is that, I had no way of letting you know that I was gonna be late.",
"Tobey: You couldn't stop what you were doing?",
"Jack: No, I couldn't.",
"Tobey: Why? What were you doing?",
"Jack: I uhh, I can't tell you that. It's part of the rules. I know it sounds stupid",
"Tobey: Whatever.",
"Jack: Don't do that. Don't get all girlfriendy on me.",
"Tobey: You know, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that last comment.",
"Jack: Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean that.",
"Tobey: Why don't you just, not say it again?",
"Jack: Okay. You look really great.",
"Tobey: Really? Thanks.",
"Jack: I missed you.",
"Tobey: I missed you, too. (Jack's cell rings)",
"Jack: Sorry. (answering) Yeah? (pause) Uh-huh. (pause) Now? I'm kinda in the middle of something. (pause) Well how important? Cause, my friend's only in time for a little bit.",
"Tobey: It's okay.",
"Jack: Hold on, hold on, hold on. (to Tobey) Really? They say it's only going to take a half an hour.",
"Tobey: Go.",
"Jack: (into phone) I'll be there. Okay. Later! (hangs up) You are amazing, you know that, right?",
"Tobey: That's what all the boys say.",
"Jack: Tell you what. Meet me back at the house in a half an hour. It's still early, so then we can do whatever you want.",
"Tobey: Okay, have fun. (he leans forward for a kiss, but Jack rushes out)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Theater Jen and Pacey climb over people to their seats.]",
"Pacey: Excuse me. Whoa. Okay. Ooh. Othello, huh? You think you can give me the Cliff's Notes version?",
"Jen: Othello is about a man who is convinced that his wife is cheating on him, so he kills her and then he kills himself. (Jen gets up and leaves. Pacey follows.)",
"[Wilder's House Joey and Dawson walk in.]",
"Wilder: Joey, you made it. (Joey waves)",
"Joey: You want to come meet my professor?",
"Dawson: No, I'm gonna see what's in the kitchen first.",
"Joey: Do you want me to come with you?",
"Dawson: Hold my hand?",
"Joey: I'll be over here.",
"Dawson: Okay. (Dawson goes into the bathroom and washes his face.)",
"[Boston Jen and Pacey are back outside the restaurant. Jen has basically pushed Pacey all the way there, because he's been trying to block her.]",
"Pacey: I just wanted it noted for the record that I think this is a very, very bad idea.",
"Jen: You said that already. (she shoves him out of the way)",
"Pacey: (he tries to hold her back, but she pushes him into the restaurant completely) No, no, but I want it noted for the record, like you know, make it official. You know, go home and type it up, maybe.",
"Jen: (approaching the table quickly) Charlie Todd? What a coincidence. Oh my God. (to a table near by) Do you guys mind if I borrow this chair for a second. Thank you. (she drags it over to Charlie's table)",
"Jen: Hi. Hi. How are you? (noticing two glasses of coffee with whipped cream on top) Ooh, coffee. You know, I would really love a cup of coffee. Do you mind if I ? (grabs one) I really do hope this is iced. (she dumps it in Charlie's lap.)",
"Charlie: What are you..?",
"Jen: (spooning whipped cream from the second coffee into Charlie's lap) How about some whipped cream, huh? That is really tasty stuff.",
"Charlie: Jennifer Lindley. Meet Elise Todd, my sister. Elise, this is Jen, the girl I was telling you about.",
"Elise: Hi.",
"Jen: Your sister? (Pacey laughs from the host stand) I'm so Ohh.",
"[Frat House Jack and Moskowitz and 2 are waiting around.]",
"Moskowitz: Your vibes all tweaked, man. What's going on?",
"Jack: Nothing. I'm just wondering how much longer this is gonna take.",
"Moskowitz: Well, they're sending us in one at a time. My guess is we're being fitted for blazers.",
"Guy #2: Or getting our keys to the house.",
"Moskowitz: It's possible. Word is on the street is that tomorrow is our last day.",
"Jack: Initiation's tomorrow? I thought we had, like, a whole other week left.",
"Moskowitz: That's just what I'm hearing. I could be wrong.",
"Jack: Oh, I hope you are, 'cause if I have to come back in here tomorrow, I am in the dog house for certain.",
"Moskowitz: Man troubles?",
"Jack: No, no, no.",
"Moskowitz: Let me guess. He's not really diggin' you spending all your time with the fellas. He's wantin' to know where you been and what are you up to.",
"Jack: It's a little more complicated than that, all right?",
"Moskowitz: Dude, my girlfriend is the same way.",
"Guy #2: Mine keeps asking me what we do here. I'm all, \"if I told you that, you'd be one of my brothers.\"",
"Moskowitz: You gotta draw the line for him, Jack-O.",
"Guy #2: He's right.",
"Jack: Guys, come on. I mean, he flew all the way out here just to see me.",
"Moskowitz: Yeah, what's that about? He's pretending this is some sweet move, when really it's a hostile takeover.",
"Guy #2: Thank you.",
"Moskowitz: If he cared, he would have called first, made sure the timing was right, then booked the flight.",
"Jack: Well, maybe he just wanted to surprise me.",
"Moskowitz: What kind of weak-ass move was that? He said, \"oh, hey, surprise. Here I am.\" Now, you gotta spend all your time with me, and you can't go meet anyone new.",
"Jack: Well, what are you saying, that he came out here to check up on me? There's no way.",
"Moskowitz: He's a clever dude, man. He is well aware of the hot guy quotient at this campus. Do you think little Tobey doesn't know that you could have your pick of the litter?",
"Guy #2: You do dress well.",
"Jack: Thanks.",
"Moskowitz: Dump the chump and move on with your life.",
"Guy #2: Plenty of other fish in the sea, dude.",
"Moskowitz: It's time to go swimmin'.",
"Guy #2: Be the shark.",
"[Wilder's House Dawson is in the kitchen, watching Joey. A girl walks up to him.]",
"Girl: You look thirsty. You want a glass of wine or something?",
"Dawson: No. Actually, where'd you get that bottle of water?",
"Girl: Oh, here. Take mine. (Dawson drinks her water) Don't worry. I have no germs to speak of. I Listerine, like, 5 times a day. I'm totally addicted. So, what's your name? Do you go to Worthington?",
"Dawson: No, I'm sorry-- is it warm in here? I'm--I'm really warm. Are you warm?",
"Girl: You want me to open a window?",
"Dawson: Yeah, that would be great. Thank you. (she opens the window, but when she turns around, he's gone.)",
"Dawson: (approaching Joey) I'm sorry. We have to go.",
"Joey: Is everything ok?",
"Dawson: I'm fine.",
"Joey: Oh, professor Wilder, this is",
"Dawson: I'm sorry. I have to go right now.",
"Joey: Uh, I'm really sorry. (outside) Dawson, what's going on?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I just-- I couldn't stay in that house for another second. I'm sorry.",
"Joey: That's fine, it's just you're the one who wanted to go out.",
"Dawson: I know. I know. The other day I was-- I was in the grocery store, just waiting in line, and I couldn't wait anymore. There were only 2 people in front of me, and I just-- I knew if it didn't get out of the store that second, I felt like I was gonna explode. It's just the weirdest feeling. It's like a total, complete loss of control.",
"Joey: But you didn't lose it. You held it in and you walked out.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but I hate not knowing where that feeling came from. I mean, it's just-- it's just this random emotion. It just completely blindsided me out of nowhere.",
"Joey: Is that how you felt tonight?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I wanted to go out. I did. I wanted to get out. But as soon as we walked-- the second we walked through that door, I didn't want to be out anymore. I just, like, changed my mind. I just completely changed my mind for no good reason.",
"Joey: Listen, that's allowed. It's allowed.",
"Dawson: I know, but it was, like, a million degrees in there, too, right? I mean it was hot in there, right?",
"Joey: Yeah. It was.",
"Dawson: Yeah. I mean, that did-- that didn't help.",
"Joey: You know, maybe you're getting sick. Flu's going around.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, that-- that's probably it. It's... would you mind if we just went back to the dorms?",
"Joey: No. That's fine.",
"Dawson: Great.",
"[Boston Jen and Charlie are walking down the street.]",
"Jen: So, I saw you holding her hand, and I don't know, I--I just",
"Charlie: I was looking at her engagement ring.",
"Jen: Oh, wow. She got engaged? That's so nice.",
"Charlie: Yeah. I'll be sure to congratulate her for you.",
"Jen: Ok, look. In all fairness-- not that I deserve fairness of any kind-- but--but you did tell me that you would be working.",
"Charlie: My shift got switched, all right? I was gonna call you, but I knew that you'd be at the play. Then my sister called me and told me that she had big news. And the rest... well, it's on my pants.",
"Jen: I can wash those for you. In fact, I could do your laundry for a week. A month. A month. I can do your laundry for a whole month. How's that for an apology?",
"Charlie: That's a start.",
"Jen: I screwed up. I'm sorry.",
"Charlie: Listen, Jen, you have to learn to trust me. I mean, think about it, all right? What if I would have seen you with your friend Pacey? Would it have been cool for me to just jump to conclusions?",
"Jen: No.",
"Charlie: No. And I wouldn't have. Why? Because I trust you. Because I realize that we have something very special here.",
"Jen: You are absolutely, 100% right.",
"Charlie: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.",
"Jen: Hmm. Gonna let that one slide, but only because you have whipped cream on your crotch.",
"Charlie: Yeah, yeah. Come here. Come here.",
"Jen: I'm sorry.",
"[Gram's House Tobey is watching TV when Jack walks in. He tentatively approaches the couch.]",
"Jack: I am so sorry.",
"Tobey: Forget it, Jack. I don't care what you were doing.",
"Jack: No, listen. We were",
"Tobey: I said I don't care! I don't wanna hear it!",
"Jack: How can I make this better, huh? Huh? Come on. What do you want me to do?",
"Tobey: I want you to tell me the truth. I want to hear you say that your fraternity is more important to you than I am. It's true, isn't it?",
"Jack: It's just not that easy, Tobey. You're here for one weekend. I'm--I'm here for 4 years. What am I supposed to do when you leave tomorrow? Huh? Wait around till I can scrape up some money to go see you? We're supposed to do that for how long?",
"Tobey: Until--I don't know!",
"Jack: Look, I need to develop a social life here, all right? And I have. And for the first time in my life, I'm doing it while being honest and-- and open about who I am. I didn't even have to compartmentalize myself to anyone to make it easier on them.",
"Tobey: What are you talking about?",
"Jack: When I first moved to Capeside, ok, everyone got to know me as Andie's brother. And then it was Joey's artist boyfriend. And then I told everyone I was gay, and suddenly, for the rest of high school, that's all I was. Jack, the gay guy.",
"Tobey: That is not all that you were to them.",
"Jack: Well, maybe not, but that's how it felt. So, when Sigma Epsilon asked me to pledge, I wanted to tell them the truth up front, ok? Right away, so I didn't have to go through all that again. Look, the amazing thing was that these guys already knew, and they didn't care, all right? They wanted me to join their fraternity knowing everything there is to know about me. Tobey, they wanted me. So now I just get to be Jack. No labels. I mean, I thought you of all people would understand how important this is to me. God! I guess maybe they were right.",
"Tobey: What--they who? You talked about our relationship with total strangers?!",
"Jack: No, they're my friends!",
"Tobey: You just met them, Jack. My God, just because they know you're gay doesn't mean they know you. And they certainly don't know me. How could you think that they would understand what our relationship is about?",
"Jack: Whoa, whoa! Relationship problems are universal. You don't have to be gay to understand the concept of a jealous boyfriend!",
"Tobey: You think I'm jealous of your frat buddies?",
"Jack: If that's not it, then what is it?",
"Tobey: I want to be a priority.",
"Jack: You are.",
"Tobey: No, not one of your priorities. It is not enough that I make the top 3. You come first to me. No matter what I'm doing, or--or how far away I am, you are my first priority. I--I wonder what you're up to. I think about ways that I can make you laugh with a stupid e-mail or a care package. I think about you. God, when I'm with you, when I am not with you, no matter what is going on in my life, you are my first priority. But...clearly, I am not to you. Not anymore. And that's the truth, isn't it? (he walks out)",
"[Restaurant Pacey starts work in the kitchen when Karen walks in.]",
"Pacey: Ah, Karen Torres, the light of my life. The cherry flavored Kool-Aid in my cup.",
"Karen: Morning, freak.",
"Pacey: How is it that we always end up working the same shift together? You think its fate? Destiny working in our favor?",
"Karen: Or could it be the fact that you check to see what my shifts are before asking for yours?",
"Pacey: That is a very cynical way of looking at it. It's true, but cynical. (she smiles a little at Pacey and walks out) And she smiles. My day is made.",
"Emily: (walking in) Danny's not here yet?",
"Pacey: Uh, no, he's not. May I",
"Emily: Emily. Danny's wife. I'd shake your hand, but I don't want to get you sick.",
"Pacey: I guess that means last night wasn't too much fun, huh?",
"Emily: Not unless you call going through 8 boxes of Kleenex fun. Anyway, Danny left his wallet home again, so here. Nice meeting you, Pacey. Danny's been talking about you nonstop. Apparently, you're his new favorite. (She leaves. Pacey thinks about the situation.)",
"[Joey's Dorm Dawson is packing his bag.]",
"Joey: Don't forget your toothbrush.",
"Dawson: It's in there. Joey, thank you.",
"Joey: For what?",
"Dawson: For taking me in, getting me out. All evidence to the contrary, you really did make me feel better.",
"Joey: I did?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Of course you did. (they hug) So, I should get going.",
"Joey: You know, you're welcome here any time, Dawson.",
"Dawson: All right. I'll, uh-- I'll call you soon. (Dawson leaves, and Joey leans against the door. She walks towards her bed and finds the book she gave Dawson laying on it.)",
"[Gram's House Jen and Tobey stand outside waiting for Tobey's cab to come. Tobey continues to look down the street for Jack.]",
"Jen: I don't think he's coming, Tobey.",
"Tobey: I know. I just can't help looking. What is that?",
"Jen: What is what?",
"Tobey: That stupid fantasy you have where the guy who broke your heart suddenly realizes he's made the biggest mistake of his life, and he finds you? Wherever you are, he comes running up to you, and he says, \"I can't live without you. You are my entire universe, and if you don't take me back right now, I will never love anyone again.\" Where's this fantasy come from?",
"Jen: Movies. Television. And that little place in your heart that harbors hope. He's gonna regret this, you know. (the cab pulls up)",
"Tobey: Yeah, maybe. Maybe not. The thing is, we tell ourselves that to make ourselves feel better, but the truth is, somebody always gets hurt worse... every breakup. This time it's me. Come here. (they hug) Gotta go. Oh, hold onto that Charlie. He seems like he could be a good egg.",
"Jen: I will.",
"Tobey: I really thought he'd come.",
"Jen: Come on.",
"[Restaurant Pacey is working when Danny comes in. He sets a cup of a coffee down for Pacey.]",
"Danny: (turning Pacey's hat around) I left the keys to your boat in your drawer.",
"Pacey: Thank you.",
"Danny: No, thank you. My wife had a fantastic time. (he walks off and Pacey watches him go.)",
"Pacey: I'm glad.",
"[Grams' House Jen is packing a basket with food when Jack walks in. He is wearing his Sigma Ep blazer.]",
"Jack: I did it. I'm officially a brother! Whoo!",
"Jen: Congratulations. You officially suck.",
"Jack: Whatever. I gotta go-- I gotta go change.",
"Jen: You broke his heart. Do you care? Because you don't seem too bent out of shape about it.",
"Jack: Jen, what do you want from me?",
"Jen: I want you to take a second and think about what you gave up today.",
"Jack: You--you don't think that I know?",
"Jen: I have no idea. I mean, I don't even feel like I know you anymore. We haven't really been friends since you got involved with this--this frat.",
"Jack: Or maybe since you started seeing Charlie.",
"Jen: That's not fair.",
"Jack: Why should I be fair, Jen? You haven't been fair to me in months.",
"Jen: Is this about us? Because I thought it was about you and Tobey.",
"Jack: It's all the same! Look, we are all growing apart, ok? So maybe I wanted to spare Tobey a little bit of pain.",
"Jen: What does that mean?",
"Jack: It means I-- I want to--I want to meet new people, ok? I want to have new experiences, and I don't want to have to worry about-- about hurting somebody else in the process.",
"Jen: Well, maybe you should have told him that.",
"Jack: I'm telling you that.",
"Jen: Ok. I have to go. Um... Charlie has a class and I have to",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"[Charlie's Dorm Jen enters the building with her basket of food and a Sorry balloon. As she walks around the corner, she sees Charlie come out of his room with some girl. Jen ducks back behind the wall, pulling the balloon out of sight. She peeks back around the corner as Charlie pins the girl against the wall and kisses her. He goes back into his room and the girl walks past Jen and out of the building.]",
"[Joey's Dorm Joey is laying on her bed as Audrey jumps up and down and stretches, preparing for their morning jog.]",
"Audrey: Ok... ok, Potter, let's go. I got my portable fan, I got my water bottle, I got my new glittery lipstick, which, by the way, rocks! I am ready to jog! And you're not happy.",
"Joey: No, I am happy. That's the problem.",
"Audrey: Uh-huh. Because you're neurotic?",
"Joey: No. Because I shouldn't be happy. I mean, my best friend in the entire world just left. I haven't seen him in almost a month, and as soon as he walked out of the door I felt relieved. How horrible is that?",
"Audrey: It's not horrible. That's honest.",
"Joey: Why do I feel so guilty? (Audrey sits on Joey's bed and rubs her leg in compassion. She notices Dawson's book.)",
"Audrey: Yeah... he didn't want the book?",
"Joey: I don't know. Maybe he forgot it, or maybe it was his way of telling me to butt out, but, I mean, truthfully, I didn't think the book would even help.",
"Audrey: Why'd you get it then?",
"Joey: Well, because-- because I knew that as soon as I saw him everything that I wanted to say to him would get totally fumbled and I would forget the words, and I wanted him to know how I felt. And I didn't want to write an e-mail because it just-- it's so impersonal, and... The thought of writing a letter just felt weird.",
"Audrey: No. Agreed. Actual letters have a very grandma... hokey... sleep away camp kinda feel to 'em.",
"Joey: Right. So, I got him this book, and I wrote this inscription, and now he'll never read it. And all he'll remember from this weekend is what a big freak I was, and all I'll remember is how I feel right now, which is just-- is thoroughly exhausted.",
"Audrey: What do you say we skip the jog and go straight for the iced cap frappy thing?",
"Joey: I'll change my clothes. (she goes into the bathroom.) Hey, Audrey... thank you.",
"Audrey: (throwing Joey her lipstick) Hey... try the glitter lipstick. It's really fun.",
"Joey: Ok. (Audrey opens the book and reads the inscription. Joey's voice over) Dear Dawson, when something like this happens, you wanna reach out and grab the people around you, the ones who matter the most. The ones you take for granted all the time. And you want to take those people and hold onto them as tight as you can, tell them how precious they are to you, how knowing them makes your life better every single day that you're living it. Because when something like this happens, you realize how awful it would be if they didn't know, if they weren't aware of the profound effect they've had on your life. So, I want to take this moment to tell you that I love you, Dawson, and I'm here for you... now, forever, and every day in between. Love, Joey.",
"[End credits.]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 05x06 | Use Your Disillusion | destinyros2005 |
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"Jen helps Dawson go to the grief counsellor (played by Pauley Perrette) he ran away from the week before. Dawson finds the idea of sharing his thoughts with a complete stranger uncomfortable, but he is surprised with how much he learns from it. Back in Capeside, Dawson and Gail run into problems handling Mitch's will, the main problem being that Lily is not included in it. Meanwhile, Joey is working on a project about old letters authored many years ago by a recently deceased writer, and with the help of Audrey's audition tape for \"The Real World: Ibiza\", she manages to catch something no one of the fellow students did. Pacey confronts Karen about the risks she is taking by having an affair with Danny. Later, Karen is hurt when Danny's wife shows up at a party they are both attending."
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"[Scene: Doctor's Office. Dawson is in finishing an exam.]",
"Dawson: Just a complete loss of control. So there's nothing wrong with me?",
"Dr. Reiss: Everything is fine, kiddo. Blood, EKG, all normal. Anything else I should know about?",
"Dawson: I, um... I've been having these episodes. Uh, well, attacks, really... where I get all sweaty and I feel like I'm gonna pass out.",
"Dr. Reiss: Have you ever passed out?",
"Dawson: No, but... I've come close.",
"Dr. Reiss: How long has this been going on?",
"Dawson: Um, a couple of weeks.",
"Dr. Reiss: [Sighs] Dawson... how long has it been since your father died?",
"Dawson: About a month. Am I going crazy?",
"Dr. Reiss: You're not crazy, Dawson. Stress manifests itself in all kinds of ways, and anything as significant as the loss of a parent could easily trigger what you're experiencing.",
"Dawson: I don't think it's that, though. I mean, you know, it was... tough, but I've been dealing as well as anyone could.",
"Dr. Reiss: Well, these episodes could be how you're dealing. Look, this-- this isn't my area, but I know a doctor in Boston who I think can help you. She specializes in things like this... grief, loss of a loved one.",
"Dawson: You mean a shrink?",
"Dr. Reiss: Yeah. [He talks into his intercom] Tracy... Dawson needs to see dr. Weir. Weir is the best in Boston.",
"Dawson: Is there someone closer? 'Cause I really have to kind of stay near my mom.",
"Dr. Reiss: The only other place would be in providence. Look...trust me. Weir is worth the trip.",
"[Tracy comes in carrying a note]",
"Tracy: You're all set. 5:00 tomorrow.",
"Dr. Reiss: Dr. Reiss: Great. Let me know how it goes.",
"Dawson: All right. Thanks.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Audrey: Hey.",
"Joey: Do you need me to take you to the health center?",
"Audrey: What? No, why?",
"Joey: You're cleaning.",
"Audrey: Oh, right, right. I get it. That's a joke, right? Wow. Joey potter made a joke. Maybe I should take you to the health center.",
"Joey: [Laughs] Seriously... what is with this Martha Stewart routine?",
"Audrey: [Sighs] My mother.",
"Joey: What about her?",
"Audrey: She's in town for a day, and she's coming to visit.",
"Joey: You mean I get to meet the woman responsible for bringing you into this world? This should be fun.",
"Audrey: [Sighs]",
"Joey: Or not.",
"Audrey: No, Joey. Not fun. Not even a distant relative of fun. In fact, probably about as far down on the fun family tree as you could possibly get.",
"Joey: So I take it you two have some issues.",
"Audrey: [Sighs] You ever seen a little movie called mommie dearest? This woman has, like, systematically destroyed my self-esteem, ok?",
"Joey: You don't strike me as lacking self-esteem.",
"Audrey: Ha, well... just wait and see. This time tomorrow, I'll be like a shadow of my former self.",
"Joey: I think you're exaggerating a bit.",
"Audrey: We're talking about a woman, here, so self-involved and insecure that she used to borrow my clothes and hit on my boyfriends. She's like a menace to society, an enemy of daughters everywhere. Brace yourself, Jo. Something wicked this way comes.",
"Joey: Dawson hasn't called, has he?",
"Audrey: Like I would forget to tell you. Ok, right. I probably would. But no, he hasn't.",
"[Scene: Inside Pacey's boat. Jen is sitting on a bench while Pacey is cleaning up.]",
"Jen: [sighs] \"She's my sister?\" How could I be so stupid? I thought she was his sister. Well, maybe she was his sister, but the other girl? No, definitely not. Unless, of course, they had some sort of sick flowers in the attic thing going, which, at this point, I mean, I wouldn't put past him. Men are such dogs.",
"Pacey: That we are.",
"Jen: No, it'd be better if they went up to you, sniffed your butt, and peed on you, 'cause they're gonna do it anyway, metaphorically speaking. [] What is this?",
"Pacey: It's a long story.",
"Jen: And you know what the worst part is? I've become a cliché. I mean, is there anything more trite than blaming a cheating boyfriend on the wayward nature of men when the real culprit here is--it's my own naiveté.",
"Pacey: I thought this stuff was normally jack's area of expertise.",
"Jen: Jack, well... jack, I haven't spoken to in weeks. He's too busy guzzling beer with his neander-creep frat brothers.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Ok. Well, the way I see the situation, you got 2 options... you can either get angry, which, clearly, you've already done.",
"Jen: Or?",
"Pacey: Or you could get even.",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Pacey is filling up a soup bowl when Karen comes up to him]",
"Karen: Mmm... I was under the impression that the only food the employees were allowed to eat in this restaurant was the staff meal.",
"Pacey: Well, today is my day off, so technically, I'm not an employee.",
"Karen: Well, then I might have to charge you.",
"Pacey: With what? Possession of stolen bisque?",
"Karen: Heh heh...clever. But it's not bisque, it's chowder.",
"Pacey: Well, whatever it is, it's mine.",
"Karen: You just think you can have whatever you want in this restaurant, don't you?",
"Pacey: Well, obviously not whatever I want.",
"Karen: [Laughs]",
"[Pacey goes and sits down at the counter, and Brecher comes up and hands him his paycheck.]",
"Brecher: Here you go, Witter. Don't spend it all in one place.",
"Pacey: Not only do I get to be the subject of your scorn and derision, but I get paid for it. [] I found that on the boat. I think your wife must've left it there.",
"Brecher: Right, thanks... which reminds me, uh... speaking of that boat of yours...",
"Pacey: yeah, what about it?",
"Brecher: How about letting me use it again sometime, like... tonight?",
"Pacey: Um, you know what? Tonight is just not a very good night.",
"Brecher: Pacey, come on. Hey, I'll give you the night off.",
"Pacey: Well, I already have the night off.",
"Brecher: Well, then, uh... there's gotta be something that I can do that'll change your mind.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] You know...I'd love to help you out, but I'm throwing this party tonight for a friend, so I just can't.",
"Karen: Hear that, everyone? Pacey's throwing a party tonight.",
"Guys: Party! Whoo! All right! Yeah! Heh heh heh.",
"[All the people in the restaurant start cheering.]",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson sits down and picks up the phone, pauses then dials a number. Joey's cell phone rings a couple of times and just as Dawson is about to hang up, Joey answers.]",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Joey: Hello?",
"Dawson: Joey, hey. It's me.",
"Joey: Dawson. Hey, how are you?",
"Dawson: Uh, hey... I'm sorry it's-- it's taken me a while to get back to you. I've been, uh... I've, you know, had my hands full around here.",
"Joey: Oh, that's what I figured, um... how've you been?",
"Dawson: Uh, you know, I've been fine... I guess...",
"Joey: you know? Dawson, um...you can",
"Dawson: so, uh... listen, I think I might be in town this weekend.",
"Joey: Really? That's great, um... do you need a place to stay?",
"Dawson: No, I'm gonna-- I think I'm just gonna stay with Jack and Jen.",
"Joey: Oh, um... it's probably just as well. Uh, Audrey's mom is coming into town, so...",
"Dawson: oh, ok. So... yeah. I... so, how about I, uh... I'll just-- I'll give you a call when I get into town.",
"Joey: Sounds good.",
"Dawson: All right. Bye.",
"Joey: Bye.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Audrey is standing on a scale as her mother is looking down trying to read it]",
"Audrey: Fine. Look. Are you happy now? Is it any wonder that I hate myself?",
"Kay : Oh, you are such a drama queen, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Ah ha. Right. This from Stella Adler herself.",
"Kay : Hello, dear.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Audrey: Joey, this is my mother. Mother, this is Joey potter.",
"Kay : Oh, I have heard so much about you, dear. It's such a pleasure to meet you.",
"Joey: It's very nice meeting you.",
"Kay : Oh, you have such a cute little figure. Did you ever do any modeling?",
"Joey: Uh, no.",
"Audrey: If you're wondering why I was standing on that scale, it's because crazy woman here thinks I've gained 10 pounds.",
"Kay : That's not what I said, Audrey. 5, maybe.",
"Audrey: Mom, do you have any idea how long it's taken me to feel good about my body?",
"Kay : And there's no reason you shouldn't, sweetie. It's just a known fact that college freshmen tend to pack on the lbs. Joey, how old do I look to you?",
"Audrey: Oh!",
"Joey: Excuse me?",
"Kay : Oh, I'm putting you on the spot. I understand this. Allow me to rephrase. Do I look more like Audrey's mother or Audrey's sister? Be honest.",
"Joey: Uh... [Sighs] Definitely Audrey's sister.",
"Kay : Exactly. And do you know why that is? Because I take excellent care of myself. Your body is your friend and should be treated as such.",
"Audrey: Ok, just shoot me. Please? Will you just shoot me right now?",
"Kay : You must come to dinner with us.",
"Joey: Oh, uh... actually I can't",
"Audrey: Joey? Did you check out the leak in the bathroom?",
"Joey: What leak? The leak leak.",
"[Audrey drags Joey into the bathroom.]",
"Audrey: I'm sorry. I can't believe you told her she looks like my sister.",
"Joey: What was I supposed to say? And I have to admit, she does look young.",
"Audrey: Yeah, thanks to her 2 best friends, collagen and botox. Joey, I can't make it through tonight alone with her. You have to come with us to dinner.",
"Joey: I can't. I'm waiting for a call from Dawson.",
"Audrey: You have a cell phone.",
"Joey: But we're supposed to go out later.",
"Audrey: That's later. I need you now.",
"Joey: Audrey... [Sighs]",
"Audrey: Joey... thank you. You're a lifesaver.",
"[Scene: Grams' House. Dawson comes into the house calling out for anyone.]",
"Dawson: Hello?",
"Jen: Dawson. What are you doing here?",
"Dawson: I was in the neighborhood. Figured I would drop by, see how you guys were doing.",
"Jen: Well, you should've told me that you were coming. I would've had grams bake you a cake.",
"Dawson: Ah, that's fine. Speaking of grams, do you think she'd mind if I crashed here tonight?",
"Jen: No, of course not. You ok?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.",
"[Jack comes down the stairs and hugs him]",
"Jack: Hey, I thought I heard a familiar voice. Hey, man. How's it going? Good to see you, man.",
"Dawson: Good to see you.",
"Jen: Listen, I gotta run, but, uh, you and I will talk later.",
"[Jen grabs her coat to leave.]",
"Dawson: All right, where ya going?",
"Jen: Mm...nowhere.",
"Dawson: You look pretty smokin' for a girl who's going nowhere.",
"Jen: Well, thank you. I'll take the compliment and subtly defer the question to a later date.",
"Dawson: Yeah, you subtly defer that question, Jen.",
"Jack: Actually, I'm, uh, I'm outta here, too. I'm goin' down to the house to hang out with the guys. You want to go?",
"Dawson: You know what? That sounds great.",
"Jack: Really?",
"Dawson: Yeah... as long as I'm not intruding.",
"Jack: [Snorts] You kidding me? Come on, let's go.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"[Scene outside Charlie's room. Jen comes up and knocks on the door.]",
"Charlie: Who is it?",
"Jen: Jen, your most willing girl-servant.",
"[Charlie opens the door standing in the opening.]",
"Charlie: Hey.",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Charlie: What are you doing here?",
"Jen: Don't look so surprised. We had plans to rock your world.",
"Charlie: Well, I thought we were gonna rock my world tomorrow.",
"Jen: Oh. You know what? You're right. I really gotta get one of those palm pilot thingies, keep track of all my liaisons. Oh, well. Just so long as you're here and I'm here... what are your thoughts on getting naked?",
"Charlie: Uh, actually, Jen... now is not the best time.",
"Jen: Ok. I get it. You don't want me. Do you know what that's like for a girl, Charlie? To offer one's self and be rejected? It's horrible.",
"Charlie: Come on. No, no, no. It's just that I have this midterm, and I haven't even started studying. Ok?",
"Jen: I understand. I'm just gonna go get my sweater.",
"Charlie: No, wait, wait, uh... what? Sweater, uh... what--what sweater?",
"Jen: That one that I left here that one time.",
"Charlie: Oh, right, um... your sweater, um... it's--it's not in there.",
"Jen: It's not?",
"Charlie: Uh, it's at the dry cleaners. [Laughs] I had it dry-cleaned. I'm really good like that.",
"Jen: Oh... ok.",
"[Nora walks out of the bathroom.]",
"Nora: Who are you?",
"Jen: I'm Charlie's girlfriend. Who are you?",
"Nora: I'm Charlie's girlfriend.",
"[Scene: The frat house. There is a party going on and Jack and Dawson are standing around a table with other guys drinking from pitchers of beer]",
"Guy1: You ready?",
"Guy2: You ready?",
"Guy1: Here we go.",
"Guys: All right, go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Drink! Drink! Drink! Mmm.",
"[Dawson grabs the pitcher from Jack finishes it and slams it down on the table a second before the guy across from him]",
"[Scene: A fancy restaurant. Audrey, Joey, and Kay are sitting down eating.]",
"Kay : Oh, that looks good.",
"Audrey: Thanks.",
"Kay : Is that a cream sauce?",
"Audrey: It's a Dijon.",
"Kay : Oh, looks like cream. Have you been working out?",
"Audrey: No, mother, I hate working out. You know that.",
"Kay : Well, I walked 6 miles in the soft sand before getting on the plane this morning. My sciatic is killing me.",
"Audrey: That's great, mom.",
"Kay : Are you being sarcastic?",
"Audrey: It was kidding.",
"Kay : Are you asking me or telling me, 'cause your voice goes up at the end like it's a question, but I have a sneaking suspicion you're not looking for an answer.",
"Audrey: I think it's called up talking. I wasn't aware that's what I was doing.",
"Kay : Well, you should be. Because it makes you sound like A... California blonde.",
"Joey: Will you excuse me? I have to... make a phone call.",
"Kay : Sure.",
"[Joey gets up and goes to the other side of the restaurant and tries to make a call to Dawson]",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"[Dawson looks down to his phone and sees that it is Joey calling and then puts the phone back in his pocket.]",
"Guy: Dawson. You ready? Round 2, brother.",
"Dawson: Let's do it.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Charlie's room. Jen and Nora are sitting on the bed as Charlie walks over to them]",
"Jen: I'm curious, Charlie. How exactly did you think that you were gonna get away with this?",
"Charlie: Get away with what, exactly?",
"Nora: Having your cake and eating it, too.",
"Charlie: Now, why is what you just said so arousing to me?",
"Jen: Don't be glib, Charlie. Glib makes me mad. Glib makes me want to smash some of your very precious vinyl.",
"Charlie: Ok, ok. All right. Look, guys, we never had that talk.",
"Nora: What talk?",
"Charlie: We never discussed commitment of any kind.",
"Jen: Who never discussed commitment?",
"Charlie: You and me... and you and me. Look, come on, guys. This is college. You know how it is.",
"Jen: No, tell us, Charlie. How is it?",
"Charlie: It's about meeting new people... experiencing new things. Look, here's the thing... all right, I never meant for any of this to happen. I truly didn't. I met both of you on the same night at that party... and then this stuff just happened. I mean, the only thing I can say at this point... is... I'm sorry. I'm--I'm truly sorry. I never meant to hurt either of you. But can I make a suggestion? You and me... and me and you is pretty much over... kaput. All right, this much I know. We can't go back to the way things were. But... we can go forward.",
"Nora: What does that mean?",
"Charlie: I mean, look at the facts, all right? I like you... and, uh, I like you... and once upon a time, you both liked me. All right? So I propose-- tell me if I'm crazy, here-- that, um... we all like each other at the same time.",
"[Scene: The Fancy restaurant. Joey has returned to the table and they are talking together]",
"Audrey: So... they're doing a production of the seagull at school. I'm thinking of auditioning.",
"Kay: Really? That's great. Did Audrey tell you that she acted a bit as a child?",
"Joey: Yeah, I've been meaning to rent the movie she was in.",
"Audrey: You're not missing much.",
"Kay: Do you miss it, honey?",
"Audrey: No. I can think of better ways to feel bad about myself.",
"Kay: Well, I miss it.",
"Joey: You were an actress?",
"Kay: Model, actress... whatever.",
"Audrey: She was the Gisele of her time.",
"Kay: Hardly. But, there were a lot of shows and a couple of covers here and there, but acting... that's what I really wanted for myself.",
"Audrey: You know, if you look closely, you can see her in an old a-team episode.",
"Kay: Actually, I was up for a Scorsese movie when I found out I was pregnant with Audrey.",
"Audrey: That's pretty much why she hates me... I ruined her career.",
"Kay: That's not true, dear. I wasn't very good. You, you were good.",
"Audrey: I suck.",
"Kay: You do not, Audrey. You just lacked focus. You know, acting requires a great deal of discipline, something you've never had.",
"Audrey: That's not true, mom.",
"Kay: Audrey, please. Since you were a little girl, flitting from one thing to the next--toys, boys, schools. Do you have any idea how many private schools Audrey's been to in the last 4 ye",
"Audrey: mom, really, I don't think Joey wants to hear about this.",
"Kay: 6! In 4 years, which must be some kind of record. Each one ending in lurid scandal.",
"Audrey: Mom? Please, stop. You're embarrassing me.",
"Kay: Oh, I'm embarrassing you? I'm so sorry, Audrey, but... I don't really think you know what it's like to be embarrassed, not until you have to shell out a 6-figure donation to some hoity-toity new England college just so they'll even consider your daughter... whose academic record is the very definition of embarrassing. You know, the fact that you're here at Worthington at all is a miracle, Audrey. You might learn to appreciate it.",
"Joey: You know what, Mrs. Liddell?",
"Kay: Kay, please.",
"Joey: You know, Kay, um, I've sat here this entire meal and listened to you do nothing but cut down your daughter. And I don't know if you're just upset with her because she's not what you want her to be, or because she's 18 and you're not. Audrey may be dramatic, but at least she's never boring. And she may be interested in a lot of different things, but that just makes her well-rounded. And as far as discipline goes, she obviously has a great deal because no matter what you seem to say to her, she somehow manages to grin and bear it. As you can see, I don't really have that kind of discipline. Audrey, let's go. There's a party.",
"[Scene: Charlie's room. The three of them are sitting on the bed talking still]",
"Jen: What do you say, Nora?",
"Nora: I'm game if you are, Jen.",
"Charlie: All right, so, what do you say we get this party started?",
"Jen: All right. Um... here's what's gonna happen. You go stand up over there.",
"Charlie: All right.",
"Nora: Come on, baby!",
"Charlie: All right, so what now?",
"Jen: Strip.",
"Charlie: You first.",
"Jen: You know what, Nora, let's leave.",
"Nora: Yeah, let's get out of here.",
"Charlie: No-no-no-no-no. Don't go. Don't go. All right. Whatever you want. All right, I'll go first. Never let it be said that Charlie Todd was lacking in chivalry.",
"Jen and Nora: Ooh. Ah. Ohh. Oh, don't stop there. A-ahem. Ohh. Mm.",
"Jen: I do believe you have one garment left.",
"Charlie: Uh-uh. See, now it's your turn.",
"Jen: Oh, no-no-no-no. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. This is not tit for tat here. Make no mistake-- we're holding the cards. Now... shut up and get naked.",
"Charlie: Whew. Ok. Ok. It's not something both you girls ain't seen before.",
"Nora: Oh, yes.",
"[Charlie removes the last of his clothes, and Jen turns to Nora.]",
"Jen: You ready?",
"Nora: You bet.",
"Jen: Ok. Now, you, close your eyes.",
"Charlie: Why?",
"Jen: Because it's our turn, silly. We're shy.",
"Charlie: God, this is so cool.",
"Nora: Mm-hmm, lookin' good. So good.",
"Jen: Lookin' good, baby. Move all the way back.",
"Charlie: Ooh. Wow.",
"Jen: You ready for us, Charlie?",
"Charlie: Oh, yeah. [] Hey, what are you doing? Hey, come on! Hey, get back here. Are you listenin' to me?",
"Jen: Bye, Charlie.",
"Nora: Bye, Charlie.",
"Charlie: Hey, the two of you, get back here! Hey, come on. Move it along. Nothing to see here.",
"[The push him out into the hall where there are several people outside laughing.]",
"[Scene: outside by a trash can. Nora and Jen come running up and stop by the trash can.]",
"[Jen and Nora laugh]",
"Jen: How awesome is that?",
"Nora: You're a genius, Jen. I'm so glad you talked me into that.",
"Jen: Can you believe that he thought that he could actually talk us into a threesome? I--I mean, no offense, you're really beautiful. It's just not my scene.",
"Nora: None taken.",
"Jen: And you, too, beautiful. Very much so.",
"Nora: Yeah. Well, all in all, it was a pretty priceless moment.",
"Jen: Not quiet as priceless, however, as the one when he realizes that his autographed copy of Pinkerton is missing.",
"Nora: Kudos. Class notes for art history. Midterm's on Monday.",
"Jen: Bummer.",
"[The throws out his CD and notes. Jen holds up Charlie's shirt.]",
"Nora: He loves that shirt.",
"Jen: And when I get home, I'm going to clean my toilet with it. You know, it's just... I knew it was too good to be true, that I could actually meet a guy that was both cute and honest. What was I thinking?",
"Nora: Yeah, I know. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I thought it, too.",
"Jen: Listen, um, a friend of mine is having a party... do you wanna come?",
"Nora: Hmm, thanks. I think I'm just gonna go back to my dorm, listen to some music, and try to convince myself that being alone doesn't suck.",
"Jen: You know, that's actually not a bad idea. But we should hang out sometime.",
"Nora: Yeah, that'd be good.",
"Jen: Bye.",
"[Scene.: Outside Pacey's boat. The party is going on and Pacey hands Audrey a drink.]",
"Audrey: Hey, thanks.",
"Pacey: You're welcome.",
"Audrey: This boat kicks some serious ass, you know?",
"Pacey: That it does. And one day, I hope to have one just like it.",
"Audrey: But, in the meantime, I mean, it must be quite the chick magnet.",
"Pacey: You know, I resent that. Can't a guy just love all things nautical?",
"Audrey: Tell me something, this whole latter day Hemingway thing, does it really work for you?",
"[Joey comes up to join them]",
"Joey: Hey, what are you guys doing?",
"Pacey: Oh, your roommate's hittin' on me.",
"Audrey: Am not!",
"Pacey: You are, too.",
"Audrey: You wish.",
"Pacey: Hey, I just call 'em like I see 'em, lady. Y",
"Audrey: You better watch it 'cause I might just have to put a hole in your boat later or something.",
"[Joey pulls Pacey to the side]",
"Pacey: [Pacey laughs] I have no words.",
"Joey: Neither do I. Did you talk to Dawson today?",
"Pacey: No.",
"Joey: He was supposed to call me when he got in, but I haven't heard from him.",
"Pacey: Me neither. I called him about the party. He never called me back.",
"Joey: I hope he's ok.",
"[Dawson, Jack and the frat guys come walking up]",
"Male voices: Whoo!",
"Pacey: Speak of the Dawson.",
"Jack: Where's the man? Where's the man?",
"Dawson: Pacey!",
"Pacey: Dawson!",
"Dawson: Pacey!",
"Pacey: Dawson.",
"Dawson: Hey, man, guess what? I'm in Boston.",
"Pacey: I know.",
"Dawson: Guys, this is my oldest friend, Pacey Witter. Pacey, this is Brady, and Moskowitz, and guy in a blue shirt.",
"Audrey: Dawson leery?!",
"Dawson: Hey, Audrey!",
"Audrey: Hi! How are ya?",
"Dawson: I'm so good. How are you?",
"Audrey: I'm great.",
"Dawson: Whazzup?!",
"[Pacey pulls Jack to the side]",
"Pacey: You got him drunk?",
"Jack: Yeah, he had a few beers at the house. Why?",
"Pacey: Well, I kinda thought that the objective was to make him feel better sober.",
"Jack: I kinda thought the object here was to make him feel better, period. I mean, come on, look at him.",
"[Looks over and sees Dawson all chummy with Audrey]",
"Dawson: Thank you, Audrey. I do.",
"Jack: I'd say he's feeling better.",
"Pacey: I'd say he's hardly feeling anything right now.",
"Jack: Come on, man. Whatever works.",
"[Cut over to Dawson and Audrey]",
"Dawson: We don't see enough of each other.",
"Audrey: We really don't.",
"Dawson: Every time I see you, you're like... you're out the door or somethin'.",
"Audrey: Well, you should come by more often.",
"Dawson: I miss you.",
"[He hugs her and Joey comes up to them]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: Joey! Joey! Joey! Oh, Joey. I was supposed to call you.",
"Joey: Yeah, you were.",
"Dawson: I was supposed to-- I was supposed to call you. I'm so sorry-- here, hold on. Let me rectify this. [] Hold on. Have no fear... [Phone beeps] Dawson is here. I'm calling you right now. Come on, Joey. Pick up. I know you're there.",
"Joey: Dawson, what is up with you tonight?",
"Dawson: Shh. I'm leaving you a message. Joey! Hey, it's Dawson! I'm at this party here on Pacey's boat, and I wish you were here. You're not here. It sucks that you're not here. I was supposed to call you, and I'm so sorry I didn't call you. I meant to, and I was--I was really going to be-- you know what? I couldn't. I just, I couldn't call you. Does that make any-- does that make any sense? Am I making sense, or am I just rambling on like a drunken idiot on your machine? I think that's what I'm doing. But that's ok. Because you left me a drunken message, and if you hadn't, I probably would've gone back to L.A. You know what? Actually, I would probably still be there right now. And maybe my dad would still be alive. So, thank you, Joey. I appreciate it. Ok. Call me. Bye.",
"[Joey just looks at him dumb founded and Dawson turns away to the other partiers]",
"Guys: Dawson! Great party, Dawson! More brew, brother! Oh, here it is. I can't believe it! Hey, gimme one. Here ya go.",
"[Scene: Pacey's boat. It is morning and Dawson is passed out. Pacey comes up carrying a glass of juice.]",
"Pacey: Rise and shine. Come on. Drink up.",
"Dawson: What is it?",
"Pacey: You really wanna know? It's sauerkraut juice, honey, and a splash of Tabasco.",
"Dawson: That's disgusting.",
"Pacey: Yes it is. But it'll make you feel better. The guys at the restaurant swear by it.",
"Dawson: Oh, my god. I can't do that.",
"Pacey: All right.",
"Dawson: Please tell me that... how my head feels is no reflection on how I acted.",
"Pacey: How your head feels is no reflection on how you acted.",
"Dawson: You're not a very good liar.",
"Pacey: Look, you obviously had a lot of stuff bottled up inside. You combine that with a couple or 12 beers, and it's bound to happen.",
"Dawson: I'm afraid I said something really terrible to Joey.",
"Pacey: Yeah, be afraid. Be very afraid. You put on quite a show last night. Look, if it's any consolation to you, I think Joey's gonna forgive you a lot sooner than you forgive yourself. It will make you feel better.",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"Pacey: I gotta get to work.",
"[Scene: Outside Joey's Dorm room. Kay and Audrey are standing outside while Kay is getting ready to leave.]",
"Kay: Gimme a hug.",
"Audrey: Ok, mom. You...you better go. Your car's waiting.",
"Kay: I miss you already. I feel like I didn't get enough of you.",
"Audrey: Ugh. Well, I think you got plenty.",
"Kay: I just want you to know that the only reason I say some of the things I say to you... is out of love. Do you know how much I love you?",
"Audrey: Bunches?",
"Kay: Bunches.",
"Audrey: That's nice, mom. But you know what was missing from that speech? An apology to me? Let's just not do this anymore, ok?",
"Kay: You don't want me to visit anymore?",
"Audrey: Ok, well, that would be awesome, but that's not gonna happen. So... I don't know. Let's just... let's try to be good to each other. Ok? 'Cause I know I might be a spoiled brat, but, quite frankly, I'm the only one you've got. And you may be a raging psychotic, but you're my raging psychotic. Do you know what I mean?",
"Kay: I'm sorry, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Me, too, mom.",
"Kay: Ok?",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"Kay: Take care, honey.",
"Audrey: You, too, bunny.",
"[Kay leaves, and Audrey goes into her room]",
"Audrey: [Sighs] She's gone.",
"Joey: You're still in one piece.",
"Audrey: Yeah, thanks to you.",
"Joey: What did I do?",
"Audrey: You defended my honor, Joey, that and you took me to a party. I mean, for once, I didn't have to invite myself along.",
"Joey: It was nothing.",
"Audrey: No, it was something. You made me feel... good about myself. Trust me, that's something. And you know all that stuff that she said... I hope you don't think less of me or something.",
"Joey: Please. I'm just glad I could help.",
"Audrey: I just wish I could return the favor.",
"[Scene: Grams' House. Dawson walks in gingerly holding his head and sees Jen sitting at the table eating.]",
"Dawson: Hey, what are you doing up so early?",
"Jen: Uh, posttraumatic hunger syndrome. You want some?",
"Dawson: [Mock sobbing]",
"Jen: I'll take that as a \"no.\"",
"Dawson: So is your dire need for comfort food because of",
"Jen: he who shall remain nameless, yes.",
"Dawson: Is he who shall remain nameless the reason you didn't make it to Pacey's party last night?",
"Jen: Hmm. Wasn't feeling very festive. How was your frat pack experience? Yeah, I can't really picture you hanging out with a bunch of guys who consider the high-5 an acceptable form of greeting.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but I don't know. The last time I was here, everybody just walked on eggshells around me, so that just reminded me of everything.",
"Jen: Mmm, your life just seems to suck right now in ways that I can't imagine, but... everybody's trying their best, you know?",
"Dawson: Yeah, you're right. I'm a lucky guy. I've some pretty kick-ass friends.",
"Jen: Don't you forget it.",
"Dawson: [Moans softly]",
"[He puts his head down on the table and Jen begins rubbing his back in a comforting way.]",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Pacey is working when Karen comes walking in very tired looking]",
"Pacey: Heh! Well, someone's looking a little tired.",
"Karen: Unh.",
"Pacey: You hung over?",
"Karen: Overworked.",
"Pacey: Thought you had a date with your boyfriend last night?",
"Karen: So did I, but something came up, and they were short a waiter, so...",
"Pacey: oh.",
"Karen: How was your party?",
"Pacey: Eh, not as good as it would've been if you were there.",
"Karen: Well, I'll be sure not to miss the next one then. [] What's wrong?",
"Pacey: Um, nothing. Yeah, I was just noticing that necklace. It's nice.",
"Karen: Oh, thanks.",
"Pacey: Is it new?",
"Karen: No, it's my grandmother's. You know, passed down through generations. I thought I lost it the other night. My mother would not have been please.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I can imagine.",
"Karen: Anyway, I better start setting up before I pass out. Are you ok?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I'm fine.",
"[Karen turns and runs into Brecher]",
"Karen: Hello.",
"Brecher: Hello!",
"[Scene: Train Station. Joey and Dawson are arriving before he has to catch his train, back to Capeside]",
"Dawson: Joey, for the past 15 minutes, I've been trying to figure out a way to tell you how sorry I am, and I just don't know how. It's like... English is all of a sudden my second language.",
"Joey: Aren't we beyond the need for formal apologies at this point? I mean, besides... you were such a jerk last night, I figure you're feeling all kinds of stupid.",
"Dawson: That's true.",
"Joey: That's the $2.00 movie theater I was telling you about.",
"Dawson: I can't remember the last time I just went to the movies.",
"Joey: Well, maybe the next time you're up, we can go. I mean, granted the seats are torn and it smells like burnt popcorn circa 1975, but it does have that old movie house kind of charm.",
"Dawson: You know, you think the idea of going to a movie and losing myself in somebody else's world would be appealing right about now, but it's just not. The truth is, Jo, I don't know what to do with myself.",
"Joey: Dawson, your dad just died. You've every right to be feeling that way.",
"Dawson: You know why I came here this weekend? It was to see a shrink. Well, a grief specialist to be exact.",
"Joey: Well, how'd it go?",
"Dawson: Didn't. I flaked.",
"Joey: How come?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I don't know. Nothing makes sense to me these days. Can I tell you something? Even if it has the potential to make you sad? Joey, when I made the decision not to go back to L.A... all I could do was daydream about this one thing. Kissing you. I--I was so looking forward to this day when it would finally feel right for you and me to give it another try, you know? For the first time in forever, it seemed so possible. It seemed like it was just around the corner. And then he died. And it just went away. I was living in this fuzzy world of daydreams, and I just got yanked out of it, and... I have no idea how to get back there. And what scares me most is that... maybe I never will.",
"[She kisses him.]",
"Joey: You'll find your way back. In the meantime, I'll... be daydreaming for the both of us.",
"P.A.: May I have your attention, please. The train for Capeside, Massachusetts, will be departing off of track 23. Once again, the train for Capeside, Massachusetts, will be departing off of track...",
"Joey: That's you.",
"Dawson: Yeah."
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x07 | High Anxiety | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson takes Jen on a road trip to a small film festival in Hooksett, New Hampshire where his documentary about Mr. Brooks has won a prize. The spotlight is intoxicating for both of them as they share one of the single most momentous events in Dawson's life, which results in them becoming a couple. Meanwhile, Jack brings Joey and Audrey to a frat party under false pretenses. Pacey takes Karen on a non-romantic date."
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"[Scene: outside in Boston. Jen and Dawson are sitting on a bench drinking coffee and talking to one another.]",
"Jen: Fifteen more minutes",
"Dawson: Yep. You don't have to stay with me if you don't want to.",
"Jen: Hmm, you're not thinking about chickening out again are you?",
"Dawson: I don't No, I'm not thinking about chickening out. I might ditch, but that's something different. Entirely.",
"Jen: You know, it's not really so bad.",
"Dawson: Therapy?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Dawson: So. I just talk right? I go into a, total stranger's office. I tell them my deepest fears and it is supposed to solve something?",
"Jen: No, not necessarily. Freud was actually considered himself quite lucks if he could manage to convert hysterical misery into common everyday unhappiness.",
"Dawson: So, the goal here is unhappiness?",
"Jen: Exactly.",
"Dawson: Great.",
"Jen: Ahh. What did he know anyway? All that crap about pen1s envy and over emphasis on libido.",
"Dawson: (Laughs) I love college Jen. I feel like I'm in a French movie.",
"Jen: (Laughs) Really, it's not so bad, trust me. 90% of people on this earth can benefit from a little honest to goodness time on the couch.",
"Dawson: You actually laid on a couch?",
"Jen: Once, but it was not very comfortable. The whole Tom Frost office, very stark, very Danish. However, I predict that this Rachel Weir of yours will probably be much warmer. I'm sure she's Like a spider plant in the window kind of chick.",
"Dawson: You never felt ridiculous blathering on about your problems to a total stranger?",
"Jen: No more ridiculous than I feel about blathering on to no one on the radio.",
"Dawson: Hey. It's not true. I listen.",
"Jen: You and grams.",
"Dawson: Thank you for doing this with me.",
"Jen: Any time.",
"[Scene: Joey's dorm room. Joey is sitting on her bed which is covered with papers, when Audrey comes into the room holding a video camera.]",
"[Door opens]",
"Boy: Ok, so just",
"Audrey: I got it. Love ya. Mean it. Really. Seriously.",
"Boy: Uh, Audrey, call me if you need me.",
"Audrey: How come your film geek looks like tom cruise and the one who worships me looks like the kid who doesn't want to go to the dance in sixteen candles?",
"Joey: You know, you should be nicer to George. I'm sure he's going to be very famous some day.",
"Audrey: Whatever. All I know is that I practically had to sleep with him to get him to loan me his digital video camera.",
"Joey: What do you need that for, anyway?",
"Audrey: My audition tape. Real world, Ibiza, here I come.",
"Joey: You're kidding me.",
"Audrey: No. And it's not that I wouldn't miss you, Jo, it's just, who wouldn't rather winter in Spain? Ok. I'm having problems with the tone of the tape, though. Do I go for vamp, vixen, or all-out slut?",
"Joey: Well, just as long as you're planning on representing all the colors of the rainbow.",
"Audrey: What is all this stuff, anyway?",
"Joey: I'm trying to get up to speed for this Rose Lazare project. We're having another meeting tonight.",
"Audrey: Oh, shouldn't you be getting ready?",
"Joey: I'm trying, but these booksI mean, you practically need footnotes for the footnotes.",
"Audrey: Not that, you fool! Wardrobe!",
"Joey: Audrey, I really don't think anyone's gonna be noticing what I'm wearing.",
"Audrey: Ok, and where would Madonna be if she had that attitude?",
"Joey: I'm serious here. You have no idea what these meetings are like. I mean, everyone else is, like, a junior or senior. They're dropping names so fast and furiously they're practically leaving dents in the carpet. And then wilder will throw in these little off-the-cuff explanations obviously intended for me. I mean, the guy knows I'm an idiot. Why would he even bother picking me for something like this?",
"Audrey: Please. Because you're hot, and he's a teacher. And don't tell me you didn't consider that a possibility. I mean, would it be so awful if some incredibly gorgeous guy found you attractive?",
"Joey: Well, has it ever occurred to you that the goal of the college experience is not to be reduced to a piece of meat?",
"Audrey: Oh, so you'd rather be a brain in a jar?",
"Joey: Well, then I wouldn't have to worry about what I'm wearing.",
"Audrey: Definitely this.",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Pacey is trying to cook something while Brecher watches him work]",
"Pacey: So, how many people are actually coming to this anniversary thing?",
"Brecher: Maybe 300, almost all of whom will be eating your mushroom-duck crepes, which you have approximately 39 hours left to perfect.",
"Pacey: And these are friends.",
"Brecher: Friends...backers, patrons, reviewers, who are all happy to keep being our friends so long as they're kept happy.",
"[Karen comes in]",
"Karen: Rob called.",
"Brecher: And what did young rob have to say for himself?",
"Karen: He called to confirm the white asparagus should be here tomorrow morning.",
"[Brecher takes the food off the plate and puts it back in Pacey's pan]",
"Brecher: This is too early. Look, you've gotta wait for the sauce to caramelize. Try it again.",
"Karen: He also said congratulations.",
"Brecher: That means a lot. Especially considering that last year he demanded cash for every delivery and kept sending us the wilted lettuce.",
"Karen: I know. And you slept here every night to wait for the deliveries.",
"Brecher: Well, I had to be there in enough time so that they could unpack the stuff and then repack it again.",
"Karen: Rob hated you for that.",
"Brecher: He did. However, he started sending us the fresh stuff.",
"Pacey: So, you were actually the second chef here.",
"Brecher: Yep. They hired me after the first one's coke habit became a bit too habitual.",
"Pacey: And you really used to live here?",
"Brecher: For months at a time.",
"Pacey: That has got to be hell on a marriage. Hey, speaking of, is Emily gonna be here tomorrow?",
"Brecher: No. She can't make it.",
"[Scene: Rachel's office. Dawson is sitting in a chair across from Rachel, to begin therapy.]",
"Rachel: Something funny?",
"Dawson: No, I--it's a long story.",
"Rachel: Longer than 50 minutes?",
"Dawson: No, it's just, my friend Jen and I were trying to guess what you'd be like, and she...",
"Rachel: right. Right. I used to have plastic ones, but I got rid of 'em. Makes the patients nervous. No one wants a therapist that can't even keep a plant alive.",
"Dawson: Right.",
"Rachel: So, what else did you expect?",
"Dawson: I don't know. What anybody expects.",
"Rachel: Robin Williams in good will hunting? Or Judd Hirsch in a big sweater?",
"Dawson: Do you want to, like, start over or something? I want to do this right.",
"Rachel: You are doing it right.",
"Dawson: So, uh, I guess you know why I'm here.",
"Rachel: I would kinda like to hear that from you, if I could.",
"Dawson: I've been having these attacks.",
"Rachel: Panic attacks?",
"Dawson: Yeah. And I know they're my way of dealing with my father's death.",
"Rachel: And you're sure about that?",
"Dawson: Well, I mean, nothing else is really all that different in my life right now.",
"Rachel: Nothing else?",
"Dawson: I guess that's not really true, is it?",
"Rachel: Did it feel true?",
"Dawson: Well, 6 months ago, this is not what I thought I'd be doing with my life.",
"Rachel: What are you doing?",
"Dawson: Nothing. I mean, I'm helping my mom, I guess.",
"Rachel: And you're not in school?",
"Dawson: No. I was...at USC.",
"Rachel: That's a good school. It's far away.",
"Dawson: Yeah. I'm thinking about going back. I mean, not now. Not recently. I mean, my mom still needs me. I've got a baby sister who's not even one.",
"Rachel: But next semester, maybe?",
"Dawson: Yeah, I've been-- I've been meaning to-- to call them and find out about that.",
"Rachel: Is this something that you want to do?",
"Dawson: I don't know. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. I don't--I don't really do anything. I think I'm frozen between the past and the future. I mean, there's no reason I couldn't go back.",
"Rachel: Except for the panic attacks... and your mom, who obviously needs you, and your baby sister.",
"Dawson: Right. I guess-- I guess that wasn't all that true either, was it?",
"Rachel: Well, the brain works in mysterious ways.",
"Dawson: So, am I just lying to myself?",
"Rachel: Dawson, losing someone you love-- losing them suddenly, with no logical explanation-- the brain isn't set up to cope with something like that. And along the way, a few lies here and there... it's probably par for the course. The only problem is when you start convincing yourself that the lies are true.",
"[Scene: At the book meeting. Joey, Wilder and several other students are sitting around talking about some of the papers strewn about.]",
"Alan: If you ask me, I think this whole thing must be evidence of some big lesbian affair. That's why the husband never showed anybody these letters during her lifetime.",
"Cassandra: And it would explain all the references to Sappho.",
"Wilder: You know, Alan, just because a teenage girl happens to appreciate the lyric poetry of the ancient world's most famous lesbian, doesn't necessarily mean she wants to sleep with other teenage girls.",
"Cassandra: Yeah, but Rose did. As literary sluts go, she was right up there with Edna St. Vincent Millay and Anais Nin.",
"Wilder: Ok, before Cassandra drops anymore names on us, uh, Joey, any thoughts on what makes these particular Rose Lazare letters so different from the hundreds of others we've been sloughing through?",
"Joey: Uh... well, for starters, they're interesting. And this may sound like a stupid question, but who's I.V.?",
"Wilder: That is a far from stupid question. In fact, that is the question. I.V. \"I\" period, \"v\" period. The person to whom all these letters are written could be anybody. She never uses a full name? Not within the letters themselves.",
"Alan: What about the envelopes?",
"Wilder: She could have destroyed them, thinking that the letters were still inside, or they all possibly may be in a shoebox stuffed under a bed in new jersey.",
"Cassandra: So, essentially, what you're saying is we have absolutely no idea who these letters were written to.",
"Wilder: None. All that we know are that these are the most intimate, most revealing letters of her career. For the first time in these letters, we catch a glimpse of somebody who is real. Somebody who doubts them self. Somebody who is not afraid of looking stupid while asking essential questions about life. And Rose obviously wrote them to somebody that she cared a lot about. Other than that, we know nothing. So, it's a mystery.",
"Cassandra: Cool. Like Derrida's post card for real. Don't you think, Joey?",
"Joey: Um, I probably would if I had any idea who you were talking about.",
"Wilder: Ok. I think that's a good note to end on. Um, so next time, I want you all to have ideas on who this mystery person could be. Many, many ideas. Till then.",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Pacey is working when Karen comes in to talk to him]",
"Karen: So, you got a date for Wednesday?",
"Pacey: Nope.",
"Karen: What happened to that blond girl I used to see you with? Melissa?",
"Pacey: Melanie.",
"Karen: Right.",
"Pacey: She's a law student. That tends to take up a lot of your time.",
"Karen: That's too bad. You with a law student. Probably could have come in handy some day. So, listen, you want me to set you up with one of my friends?",
"Pacey: No.",
"Karen: Why not? I've got some hot friends.",
"Pacey: I said no, ok?",
"Karen: Hey, what have you done with Pacey? He used to be such a lovable galumph.",
"Pacey: Well, he's a little fed up right now.",
"Karen: Yeah, about what?",
"Pacey: Believe me, you don't want to know.",
"Karen: Maybe I do.",
"Pacey: Ok. You know that boyfriend of yours? The one I've been hearing so much about? He wouldn't by any chance be coming tomorrow night, would he?",
"Karen: No, not exactly.",
"Pacey: You see, now here it's been months, and I've never actually seen the guy. How is that possible?",
"Karen: Well, it's like I said, he's got a really crazy schedule.",
"Pacey: Hmm. And when he's not standing you up, does he ever take you anyplace special? I don't know, maybe Boston harbor, a gigantic sailboat?",
"Karen: So, what? He told you?",
"Pacey: No, he didn't tell me. It's my boat. All this time you've been complaining to me about your boyfriend, and here I've been stupid enough to actually have sympathy for you.",
"Karen: I never asked you to have sympathy for me.",
"Pacey: You didn't ask me to have sympathy, and believe me, I've been trying not to.",
"Karen: So, what, you're just gonna lay your little guilt trip on me now? You don't know anything about my life, Pacey.",
"Pacey: What I know is that this relationship is going to bring you nothing but grief. And I also know that I had to look his wife in the eyes and lie for you. Believe me, that was not too enjoyable.",
"Karen: Yeah. Well, you know, in the real world, sometimes people actually have to do things that are not so enjoyable and accept things that are a little less than perfect, and compromise for reasons that sometimes people are too immature to comprehend. In which case, they should just stay the hell out of it.",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's house. Dawson and Gale are walking together in the back yard talking.]",
"Gale: So, uh, how was your therapy?",
"Dawson: It was fine.",
"Gale: Did she have an opinion about USC?",
"Dawson: Not really.",
"Gale: Well, you know, Dawson, eventually things are gonna have to start getting back to normal around here.",
"Dawson: Were things ever normal around here?",
"[Their attorney pulls up.]",
"Gale: Ah. Here we go.",
"[They all go and sit down on the porch.]",
"Attorney: This last item is the living trust. As you know, the trust provides money for health care, educational assistance, financial support. You and Dawson are the listed recipients.",
"Dawson: But not lily?",
"Gale: To my knowledge, Mitch never filed a codicil including her in the trust, which means that technically she won't have access to it, which isn't necessarily a concern right now. There are ways that we can work around that, perfectly legal ways.",
"Dawson: But that's not ideal?",
"Attorney: No. I would take a look around for it. I mean, you never know where these things can turn up. A folder, an envelope, the back of a drawer.",
"Gale: Well, we'll certainly look for it. And thank you.",
"Attorney: Well, good luck. Thanks.",
"[Scene: Outside the school. Joey and Wilder are walking down the sidewalk talking about the project.]",
"Wilder: So, I take it you've been finding our little Rose Lazare project somewhat snooze-inducing.",
"Joey: Well, I wouldn't go that far.",
"Wilder: But you have implied that most of Rose's letters were uninteresting.",
"Joey: Well, it's just that, you know, up until this point they've all been so stiff and formal, as if she's writing to someone who's grading her or something.",
"Wilder: People can't be at ease with other people who are giving them grades?",
"Joey: No. Or at least they shouldn't be.",
"Wilder: Good point. So, you don't think she could have written them to a teacher, say, or a mentor. Keep in mind that she was quite young when she wrote these. Around 18 or 19, I think.",
"Joey: I don't know. I think they were written to a friend.",
"Wilder: Interesting. So you're not buying Cassandra's torrid lesbian love affair theory?",
"Joey: Oh, I don't know. It's just that if they were love letters, wouldn't she be",
"Wilder: what, be more obvious about it? Not if she was writing to another woman back in the twenties.",
"Joey: No, that's not what I meant. I mean, if they were love letters, wouldn't she be less honest?",
"Wilder: There's a paradox in there somewhere.",
"Joey: I read all of them last night, and Rose totally pours her heart out into these letters. And who is that honest with someone they're sexually attracted to? People can be friends, right, best friends, but the second sexual attraction comes into it, it's like all bets are off as far as honesty is concerned.",
"Wilder: So, you don't think people can be both friends and lovers?",
"Joey: I do. I hope I do, but... not at 18.",
"Wilder: Well, then I think you better concentrate on this friend angle.",
"Joey: You know, I would, but to be honest, I don't have the same background as everybody else. I don't even know where to start.",
"Wilder: Sure you do. Where do most people make their most lasting friendships? And don't say high school.",
"Joey: College.",
"Wilder: Exactly. And which progressive, if overpriced, liberal arts college did Rose Lazare happen to go to?",
"Joey: This one.",
"Wilder: Which means her friends...",
"Joey: Probably went her, too. Why are you helping me?",
"Wilder: Let's just say I like underdogs.",
"[Scene: Dawson's house. Dawson is going through every bit of paper he can find in the house when his mother comes down stairs.]",
"Gale: Honey?",
"Dawson: You don't think it could be at the restaurant, do you? Like, in a drawer somewhere in the office?",
"Gale: I thought you were going to stop looking.",
"Dawson: Yeah, so did I, but I can't.",
"Gale: But you heard what Mr. Brezny said, didn't you? It's a technicality. It doesn't matter, honey. Everything is going to be fine.",
"Dawson: Well, it'd be better if we could find it. I mean, it's gotta be here somewhere.",
"Gale: Dawson, stop.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Gale: Because you're scaring me a little.",
"Dawson: You found it, didn't you?",
"Gale: Page 63 of the Stephen king novel on his night stand.",
"Dawson: And it's not signed.",
"Gale: I never thought it would be. Honey, your father was a lot of things, but he, uh, wasn't good with details.",
"[Scene: The School library. Joey is looking through the shelf for the right yearbook, but it is gone, when she notices Cassandra sitting at one of the tables looking through a Yearbook.]",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Cassandra: Oh, hi.",
"Joey: Can I?",
"Cassandra: Sure.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"Cassandra: Don't tell me you're looking for this?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Cassandra: So, got any theories yet?",
"Joey: Well, I was looking into her roommate, Shirley Brown. They caught the chicken pox together.",
"Cassandra: Yeah, but that's doubtful. Rose mentions her later in her letters to Lola Murray. Calls her small-minded. And would you bear your soul to someone you thought was small-minded",
"Joey: I guess not.",
"Cassandra: But the whole college friends thing, that's a good idea. I can't believe we both had it. But it's ok. I mean, this whole thing is just an excuse to be around professor wilder anyway, right? You can have the yearbook if you want it.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"[Scene: Pacey's boat. Pacey walks up the pier towards his boat and notices Karen standing next to it.]",
"Karen: Witter.",
"Pacey: Torres.",
"Karen: I thought I might apologize for the stuff I said.",
"Pacey: What stuff you said?",
"Karen: You know what stuff.",
"Pacey: Well, it's ok 'cause I wasn't exactly prince charming, either.",
"Karen: No, but you got put in the middle of something, Pacey, which wasn't fair. And when you called me on it, I was defensive and judgmental, which wasn't fair, either. Besides, what do I really know about you?",
"Pacey: I could say the same about you.",
"Karen: Me? About me there's really not much to know.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on. That's not an answer.",
"Karen: You remind me of him.",
"Pacey: I remind you of a guy who could cheat on his wife?",
"Karen: Stop. You know, when we got together, it wasn't exactly cheating. Emily had walked out on him. She felt that he spent too much time at the restaurant, and she was right. But what she didn't understand was that without him, civilization would have folded in 6 months. Danny just has this kind of infectious idealism. This belief that things can work out. I think that's what he sees in you.",
"Pacey: You know, we don't have to stay out here on the dock. You wanna come in?",
"Karen: No. I came to say I'm sorry, and now that I have, I should probably go home.",
"Pacey: You sure?",
"Karen: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Ok. Well, good night, Karen.",
"Karen: Good night, Pacey.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Jen's house. Jen and Dawson are sitting at the table talking.]",
"Jen: So, you like her?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, I do. She's cool, you know? She wants me to come 3 times a week.",
"Jen: Good.",
"Dawson: Good? My lack of mental health is good?",
"Jen: Yes, because it means that I will get to see you more often. What?",
"Dawson: Well, we just found out that my dad neglected to add lily to his will.",
"Jen: And what did your mom say?",
"Dawson: Well, my mom said the same thing the lawyer said, which is that it's not a big deal. It's a technicality we can work around.",
"Jen: Well, it probably is.",
"Dawson: It's not. It can't be.",
"Jen: I feel like you're, I don't know, like, hanging onto the wrong thing here.",
"Dawson: What do you mean?",
"Jen: Um, maybe your mom is right, you know? Maybe the will isn't such a big deal. It's probably-- it's probably nothing. It's probably a red herring, or something. A meaningless little detail sent to you by the universe to throw you off track of the real culprit.",
"Dawson: And who is that?",
"Jen: I mean, he just made a mistake, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I know. I'm not saying he's perfect.",
"Jen: I know, but you just seem-- you're so afraid to get mad at him.",
"Dawson: I'm not. What good-- it's not gonna change anything.",
"Jen: But it might change you. And call me crazy, but it think that is the point of therapy.",
"[Scene: Joey's dorm room. Joey is sitting on the bed, while Audrey is showing her a video tape.]",
"Audrey: It was on this site that... ok, so this is the stuff of me giving the tour. George took this. It's nice, isn't it? The lighting's good, and I think it's better than the stuff of me pretending to study, right?",
"Joey: They're all great, Audrey, but, you know, I'm gonna be late.",
"Audrey: Just chill. There's only one more option, ok?",
"[She fast forwards to a part with the camera on her and she is talking to it.]",
"Audrey: I know, great birthday present, right? I mean, what 14-year-old wants to fend for themselves like an adult? But I have to forgive her, I know that. 'Cause forgiving her is the only way that I'm ever gonna be good to anyone else. The part that's just really just terrifying is that I think that I'm actually... I don't know, I'm, like, turning into her. I'm loud and shameless and bossy and I...I freak people out sometimes. But I don't think that I can change that, 'cause even if I don't particularly like who I am, I--at least I know who that is. I mean, if I tried to change... who the hell knows who I'd be?",
"[Joey gets a smile on her face and gets up and grabs her coat.]",
"Audrey: What? What's wrong?",
"Joey: Nothing's wrong. That--that-- that's great. That's it. That is... that's the one.",
"Audrey: But I'm just sitting there talking to myself.",
"Joey: Exactly.",
"Audrey: But isn't it kind of cheesy and vulnerable?",
"Joey: No, it's you. It's the real you. I mean, that girl in the video who's not afraid to look stupid... that's the real you. And for what it's worth, I've met your mom. I mean, you're nothing like her. Bye.",
"Audrey: Bye.",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Pacey is working in the kitchen when Brecher comes in, all dressed up.]",
"Brecher: You know, I'm so sorry you're gonna be stuck back here all night. I mean, I feel like the wicked stepmother that's keeping you from the ball.",
"Pacey: I think my inner princess will get over it.",
"[Karen comes into the kitchen]",
"Karen: Wow! You know, I think I would look pretty good with a Rose between my teeth.",
"[Karen and Brecher get close, when Pacey notices Brecher's wife come into the kitchen.]",
"Pacey: Uh, hey, Emily!",
"Emily: Hi, Pacey. Still burning the crepes?",
"Pacey: Yeah. It's hard to get a hand in here, you know? Everybody's always goofing around.",
"Brecher: Hey. I--I thought you weren't coming.",
"Emily: So did I. It's kind of hard to celebrate the success of the restaurant that almost ruined your marriage.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I imagine that would kinda suck.",
"Brecher: Dance with me.",
"Emily: Any time.",
"[Brecher and Emily leave]",
"Pacey: You ok?",
"Karen: Yeah. Sure. Fine. What do you care? You probably called her.",
"Pacey: Well, you know that's not true.",
"Karen: Do I?",
"Pacey: Look, Karen, I know you thought tonight was gonna be your date with destiny, but I'm just trying to be a friend here, ok?",
"Karen: Is that what you think I need, is a friend?",
"Pacey: Yeah, 'cause you obviously don't have too many of 'em, or they would've already told you how badly this is gonna end for you, for him, for everybody. They would've told you that things like this",
"Karen: told me what, Pacey? That married men don't leave their wives for waitresses they're sleeping with?",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Karen: Thanks for the news flash.",
"[Scene: Rachel's office. Dawson and Rachel are meeting for their second session.]",
"Dawson: I think the worst part about it was that my mom didn't even seem to care. It's like she expected him to have messed this thing up. Maybe that's why I got so mad.",
"Rachel: So...you were mad?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, I was.",
"Rachel: At your mother... or at him for not signing it?",
"Dawson: At him, but I can't be mad at him right now.",
"Rachel: Sure you can. Wasn't your father mad at you? You told me he laid down the law, bought you a plane ticket.",
"Dawson: Yeah. I gave it right back to him.",
"Rachel: And you had reasons for that.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but he obviously had reasons for wanting me to go back to USC.",
"Rachel: Yes, he did. And maybe he was wrong. If he were here and we could ask him, we'd probably find out that all those reasons were more about him-- his hopes, his expectations. And just because he died, doesn't mean that he gets to win the argument.",
"Dawson: When I remember that night, all I feel... is furious.",
"Rachel: That's ok. That's how you feel.",
"Dawson: So what do I do now?",
"Rachel: What every 18-year-old has to do: Decide what to do with your own life.",
"Dawson: And what if I don't know?",
"Rachel: That's fine, too. Although, personally... I think you do know.",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Pacey comes out of the kitchen and notices Karen sitting alone at one of the tables. And goes over to her.]",
"Pacey: Hey, Torres.",
"Karen: Hey, Pacey. What do you want?",
"Pacey: Well, when I was running my mouth off back there, I forgot to mention one thing. You look amazing tonight.",
"[Karen looks over to see Brecher and Emily close dancing.]",
"Karen: You ever wish you were someone else?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Harrison ford, raiders of the lost ark.",
"Karen: No. I don't mean someone specific. I just mean someone else, someone... completely different from who you are. That's what I want right now.",
"Pacey: Well, hi, I'm Scott. And you are?",
"Karen: I'M...I'm Marie. Nice to meet you, Scott.",
"Pacey: It's nice to meet you, too, Marie. You are without a doubt the single most jaw-droppingly beautiful woman in this room. And I was wondering if you would honor me with a dance.",
"Karen: Yeah.",
"[They get up to dance. And Karen sees Brecher Kiss Emily.]",
"Pacey: So, tell me, Marie, where are you from?",
"Karen: Just drop it, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Pacey? Who is this Pacey? I have a funny feeling I should be insulted.",
"Karen: How can he... I mean, how can he just",
"Pacey: you know, just calm down, Karen.",
"Karen: I need to go talk to him.",
"Pacey: I think that that would be a really bad idea.",
"Karen: I don't care.",
"Pacey: Karen, what would you say to him? Seriously, what would you say?",
"[Scene: The project meeting. Joey comes in late, and Cassandra moves over giving her room on the couch.]",
"Cassandra: Here you go, Joey.",
"Joey: Thank you. Sorry.",
"Wilder: We'll forgive you if you brought string cheese. No? Ok. Guess you had to be there. Cassandra, you were wowing us with your theory.",
"Cassandra: It's not a theory, really, just a notion. I think whoever Rose was writing those letters to must also have been a writer. I mean, besides s*x, that's practically all she talks about, her insecurities about writing. And who cares about writing except other writers?",
"Wilder: Well, it's highly possible. Joey, agree or disagree?",
"Joey: Uh, I strongly agree.",
"Wilder: Sounds like you have a theory of your own you'd like to share.",
"Joey: I think Rose lizard's greatest confidant was another writer. I think she was Rose Lazare.",
"Wilder: I'll bite.",
"Joey: Well, I--I think she was writing the letters to herself. I think they were like a journal or a diary or a confessional of some kind because they're all about writing, and there are no envelopes, and there's no small talk like in all the other letters.",
"Wilder: The uninteresting ones?",
"Joey: Right. I mean, they're all filled with references about what's going on around her. You know, everyday life, political events, uh, mutual friends, publishers, editors. And these letters are all about herself. You know, her fears and insecurities-- the real her. And I think the only person that she was brave enough to share that with was herself. [Every one is silent] Am I a total idiot?",
"Wilder: No, Joey potter. I think that hush you're hearing is the silence of 5 people simultaneously asking themselves, \"why didn't I think of that?\"",
"[Scene: After the meeting. Joey and Wilder are cleaning up the mess from the meeting.]",
"Wilder: Kafka writes something very similar to Felice. \"Writing letters is like communicating with ghosts, \"and not just the ghost of the person addressed, but with your own ghost as well.\"",
"Joey: Who's Felice?",
"Wilder: Kafka's fiancé. They had this intense romance, a kind of will-they, won't they that went on for years. Ultimately... nothing happened. Oh. You wanna hand me that glass?",
"Joey: Yeah. Do you really think I was right about those letters?",
"Wilder: Yours was the best idea I've heard so far. I'm not surprised. You're a freshman. Your brain has yet to be encoded with your discipline's received ideas.",
"Joey: Oh, so, in nonacademic terms, I'm just too stupid to know any better?",
"Wilder: Would you settle for having an open mind? For most people in college, that's the first thing to go. Wow. I hadn't pegged you for such a hardcore cynic.",
"Joey: I'm not.",
"Wilder: Look. It's like this. Most people, when they get to college, feel really insecure. It seems like everybody around them knows so much more. So they race to try to catch up, pretend to know things, instead of slowing down to actually learn them. Because they don't realize that the discomfort of uncertainty is the most precious part of the experience. See, if you can feel comfortable... not knowing, you can learn anything, anything. And if not, well, then you've stopped before you've begun.",
"Joey: For a while, I was...",
"Wilder: feeling insecure.",
"Joey: No. And I just... I guess what I'm saying is, um... thanks for choosing me to be on this project. Thank you for sticking with it.",
"Wilder: Grab that stuff. I'll clean the rest tomorrow.",
"Joey: Can I ask you one more stupid question?",
"Wilder: Shoot.",
"Joey: Who the hell is Derrida anyway?",
"Wilder: Ha ha! Well, uh, let's just say if literature were the star wars universe, he would be like the Darth Maul.",
"[Scene: The radio Station. Jen is working there as an announcer]",
"Jen on Radio: WBCW. Uh, this is Jen Lindley, and I've been letting you people make requests for long enough now. Tonight I have a dedication of my own. And this one goes out to a very old friend who's seen me at my best and at my worst, and one night at mercer pond, got a pretty good view of me in nothing at all.",
"[REM's Nightswimming playing]",
"[Flashback scene to the night that Dawson and Jen went Skinny dipping.]",
"Dawson: Here I come. Whoo! Ohh! Invigorating!",
"[Laughing]",
"[Scene: Joey's dorm room. Joey and Audrey are talking about yesterday.]",
"Audrey: You really got the idea from my tape?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Audrey: And... was wilder impressed?",
"Joey: I don't know. I think so.",
"Audrey: Hmm. How impressed?",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: Joey, you said you were there after everyone else left.",
"Joey: Ohh, Audrey, please shut up.",
"Audrey: You don't care that you've obviously impressed him and that he obviously thinks you're special?",
"Joey: Heh. No. I just don't care at all.",
"Audrey: [Scoffs]",
"[Scene: Karen' house. Pacey arrives at the door carrying several bags.]",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Karen: Hey.",
"Pacey: I figured it was my turn to come visit you.",
"Karen: What's that?",
"Pacey: It's a sample platter of tonight's menu. I noticed you didn't really eat too much of anything at the restaurant.",
"Karen: You know, I hate you for making me say this, but...thank you.",
"Pacey: For what?",
"Karen: For this-- for bringing me dinner, for listening the other night, for trying to save me when I told you not to, for not saying, \"I told you so.\"",
"Pacey: That last one may be a bridge too far, because I did tell you so, and I have no problem telling you that I did.",
"Karen: He just-- he kissed her... right there in front of me, like I wasn't even there.",
"Pacey: Well, public kissing is one of the traditional benefits of marriage.",
"Karen: I need to break it off with him. I mean, I just-- I need to end this. I need to move on. Because he's obviously not gonna leave her and... which means we're not going anywhere.",
"Pacey: That's good.",
"Karen: God, this is embarrassing. I'm just another single female with a destructive dating pattern.",
"Pacey: Well, then do like you said. Change it.",
"Karen: What does that even mean, change it? I mean, to what? To you? Sorry.",
"Pacey: Just dig in, ok?",
"Karen: Do you want to join me? I might even have a table under there somewhere.",
"Pacey: Sure.",
"[The phone rings and the answering machine picks up. They both just listen to it.]",
"Answering machine: Hi, this is Karen. If you want me to know who you are, I suggest you leave a message.",
"[Beep]",
"Brecher: Hey, uh, it's me. So, you left. Uh, I can't say I blame you. God, what a mess, Karen. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. My, my life is so... complicated right now, and I'm sorry that you're stuck in the middle of it. I...I know that that means practically nothing to you, and I know that you just want to punch me in the face, and you have every right to, but... I love you, Karen. I--I really do... in ways big and small. I never wanted you to get hurt. Please, Karen, if you're there, pick up, please. I just--I wanna talk. I just want to know you're all right.",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. It is late, and Dawson is just getting home to find Gale sitting on the couch by the fireplace reading.]",
"Dawson: You still up?",
"Gale: Ohh, if I don't keep reading, I'll wind up only speaking baby talk.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles]",
"Gale: Oh, you've got, uh, mail.",
"Dawson: What is it?",
"Gale: I don't know. Open it and see.",
"Dawson: I seem to have won a film festival in Hooksett, New Hampshire. Which is... really bizarre because I never entered a film festival in Hooksett, New Hampshire.",
"Gale: No, but your father did. Yep. He wasn't very good with little details, but...he always believed in you.",
"Dawson: I'm not going back to USC.",
"Gale: Ok.",
"Dawson: Ok?",
"Gale: The last thing I want you to do is go back to a school that you don't like out of some misplaced desire to honor your father's memory.",
"Dawson: But he was so set on me going back there.",
"Gale: No. He wasn't ready to give up on the dream, but he would've. You had your reasons for leaving. You'd have won him over.",
"Dawson: You think?",
"Gale: Oh, honey, under all that bluster and concern, he knew it was your decision to make.",
"Dawson: I miss him.",
"Gale: So do I.",
"Dawson: He could be so",
"Gale: I know. I know. He couldn't make a PB&J without getting jelly in the peanut butter jar.",
"Dawson: And he would refuse to buy socks. He would just borrow mine. I loved him... you know?",
"Gale: Me, too.",
"Dawson: [Sighs]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x08 | Text, Lies and Videotape | destinyros2005 |
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"After watching scary movies, Joey, Pacey and Jack talk about their creepiest experiences and urban legends. Joey shares her story of how she was almost attacked by the librarian on Halloween and saved by the creepy man she was running from. Jack tells the story of when he was helping clean the frat house basement and found a guy strapped, who later he found out to be a ghost. Pacey reveals that he was chased by a black car while giving Karen a ride home, but there was nobody driving the car. Grams arrives and says she has the scariest story: the time when Jen got locked out of the radio booth."
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"[Scene: Pacey's Boat Pacey and Dawson are sitting at the table talking to each other.]",
"Pacey: so, how you been doing, man?",
"Dawson: You know. For the most part, I'm fine.",
"Pacey: For the most part, which I'm going to interpret as meaning that even though you're not going down in flames right now, you do have something on your mind, so why don't you just tell me what's on your mind?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] Nothing. Really. Which--I don't know-- to tell you the truth, is kind of the problem. I can't figure out what the hell to do with myself.",
"Pacey: And you're definitely not gonna go back to U.S.C., Huh?",
"Dawson: No, and that I know is a right decision. But unfortunately, it's about all I know.",
"[Both laugh]",
"Pacey: I mean, come on, man. You gotta cut yourself a little bit of a break here. Life did just throw you one hell of a curve ball. All you really need is time, because before you know it, you're gonna be back in the saddle, full of confidence, up to your old tricks. And you have come to the right place.",
"Dawson: Oh, yeah?",
"Pacey: Well, yeah, man. You're talking to the king of directionless himself. What do you think I was doing with all those years of high school folly? I was perfecting the life without purpose.",
"Dawson: You know, last year, you probably could have gotten away with a burst of self-deprecation like that. But this year, Pacey, you seem fairly driven.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know. It's terrible, isn't it? But what can I say? I love the kitchen life. I even love the crass kitchen attitude. Sandwich?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Pacey: But inevitably, along with the crass kitchen attitude comes the grillside drama.",
"Dawson: Oh?",
"Pacey: Yeah. It all started with me trying to help this girl out of her very self-destructive relationship. But then you throw in a little dash of my very poorly thought out attraction to her and her absolute lack of attraction to me. You kind of get where I'm coming from.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Oh, that sucks. You wanna talk about it?",
"Pacey: Nah. To tell you the truth, it's really not all that interesting. And it's nothing you should be troubling yourself with, you know, given everything that's been on your mind lately.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] Ahem. Well... for what it's worth, the Pacey I know would figure out a way to help the girl, no matter what the drama.",
"Pacey: Is that so?",
"Dawson: Without a doubt.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Jen's House. Joey and Jen are sitting at the table studying. Jen is getting tired of it.]",
"Jen: Ok. Joey, it's time for a study break. I've been nodding off on the same sentence to the point of drool. It's just-- it's not pretty.",
"Joey: You don't have to ask me twice.",
"Jen: Ahh, sweet.",
"Joey: Hey, where's Jack?",
"Jen: Deep in the land of frat.",
"Joey: Did he tell you about this winter formal thing?",
"Jen: Um, yeah. That actually sounds vaguely familiar to me, but... to be quite honest, all the Greek-speak sounds like, well, Greek to me.",
"Joey: [Laughs] I get it. He wouldn't think of asking you to the caveman hoopla, so I get stuck with the surrogate date duties.",
"Jen: I feel for you. I do. Watching Jack pretend to be one with the thick-necked brotherhood. Ruh ruh.",
"Joey: Come on, it can't be that bad, right?",
"Jen: Well, I'm sure that grams has some prescription medication somewhere that would help you a lot through this, Joey.",
"Joey: [Laughs] Thanks, but I think I'll manage. Hey, Jen? Um... speaking of the men in our lives... how's Dawson these days?",
"Jen: You're asking me?",
"Joey: Well, it's, you know-- I haven't seen him for a while, and I know that you two hang out and... I guess I just needed to know that he's doing all right.",
"Jen: He's better. He, um, he's been seeing a shrink. Which I think is really good for him, you know? He's gonna be fine.",
"Joey: Good. It's exactly what I needed to hear. It's been, um... it's been kind of hard getting used to not... being the one to see him through this, you know.",
"Jen: Right.",
"Joey: I think I'm finally ok with it, which is even harder to admit without feeling like a total jerk.",
"Jen: Oh, stop it, Joey. You're not a jerk.",
"Joey: Well, anyway, I've been meaning to tell you that I can't think of a better person to be there for him right now than you. I'm really glad that you're there for him.",
"Jen: Thank you.",
"[Scene: The Frat House. Everyone is there going over what needs to be done for the party.]",
"Polar bear: All right. Simmer down, ladies. No offense, Jack.",
"[All laugh]",
"Polar bear: We got a lot to do for tonight's formal and precious little time after this meeting. So let's get to it. A--this is our biggest event before the break, b--it must be perfect, and c-- everybody... must get laid.",
"[Cheering and yelling]",
"Polar bear: You should all be hooked up with a date by now. But for those of you chumps without one... meet the list. Yeah, the list. On the spirit of house love, I need names, people. Decent-looking honeys ready to put out.",
"Guy1: What about Debbie?",
"Guy2: How about Suzanne?",
"[Shouting]",
"Guy3: What about-- what about those fine-ass Worthington chicks?",
"All: Yeah!",
"Guy3: Come on, dog, we know you got some hottie friends.",
"Polar bear: And we know you're not looking to score with 'em.",
"[All laugh]",
"Frat brother: Talk! Talk! Come on, please talk!",
"Jack: All right! All right! All right! I may know a girl that meets the specified requirements.",
"Eric: Hey! I got dibs on whatever this guy's got. Ok, I've seen these quality chicks Mcphee hangs with.",
"[Laughs]",
"Polar bear: So our main man Eric has got himself a date.",
"[Yelling and cheering]",
"[Scene: Karen's Apartment. Karen answers the door to find Pacey outside.]",
"Pacey: Ok. Now, I am aware of how absurd what I am about to say is gonna sound. But I'm also aware of how miserable your current love life can make you sometimes. And I can't just sit around that kitchen anymore and watch you hurt, especially when I know that I can do something about it, so I'm here to ask you out, Karen.",
"Karen: I can't go on a date with you, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Ok, that's fine. Then you don't really have to think of it as a date so much. You can think of it as an opportunity to compare and contrast. A free trial run of a life without heartache.",
"Karen: Pacey, you know I can't.",
"Pacey: Actually, I know that you can, Karen. Because, look, you need a break from your relationship. I mean, hell, I need a break from your relationship. And I promise to wear clean socks, leave all the kinky underwear at home. I might even stop by C.V.S. And steal myself a bottle of cologne. So what do you say? Yeah? Do I have any reason to feel hope here? I mean, you have my word. I'll keep this whole thing completely platonic.",
"Karen: Fine. A friendly outing on the town. Nothing more.",
"Pacey: Excellent. You rock. So I'll pick you up around 7:00?",
"Karen: 7:00.",
"[Scene: Rachel's office. Dawson is sitting and talking things over with Rachel.]",
"Rachel: So this is your friend Pacey you're talking about?",
"Dawson: Yeah, but it's not just him. It's all my friends. It's like, they-- it's been 2 months, and everybody's still-- they're holding things back from me, like they're trying to protect me. I mean, they look at me like this--as this... fragile, breakable thing instead of just Dawson, the person. And I know they mean well. It's just... it makes it virtually impossible to move on.",
"Rachel: Have you mentioned this to any of them?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Well... no, actually. No, I haven't mentioned it to them.",
"Rachel: What about that film festival you told me about? Isn't that coming up?",
"Dawson: This weekend.",
"Rachel: Are you going?",
"Dawson: Hadn't planned on it, no.",
"Rachel: It might be good to take life on the road for a little while. Help clear your mind. You could even take one of those friends you feel so estranged from. Come on, there must be someone you can take.",
"[Scene: The radio Station. Jen is on the air announcing the new songs.]",
"Jen: Well, this little ditty goes out to all you brave souls out there surviving a heartbreak. Trust me, better things will come.",
"[Liz Phair's Ride playing]",
"[Jen looks up to see Nora outside.]",
"[Turns down music]",
"Nora: Hello.",
"Jen: Hey! Oh, and don't worry, our duplicitous sleazebag formerly known as our boyfriend Charlie is not here today.",
"Nora: Ah, that's a good thing.",
"Jen: Yeah, that's always a good thing. You know what? Even if he were here, it wouldn't really matter to me.",
"Nora: Really?",
"Jen: Yep. I think that time has finally done its healing thing.",
"[Jen notices that she has a weird look on her face.]",
"Jen: Hey, what's up?",
"Nora: Nothing. I just wish I had your self-control. I mean, I know I should be puking at the mere mention of Charlie's name, but I find myself daydreaming about him. His latest attempt to woo us back with that whole \"I've changed\" pitch.",
"Jen: Uh, wait. Which \"I've changed\" pitch?",
"Nora: You know, all those corny love letters he keeps sending. Doesn't it seem sometimes, you know, in that moment you crawl into bed alone, like, \"hey, maybe he really did change\"?",
"Jen: [Sighs] Gosh. I don't know which love letters you mean.",
"Nora: Oh. Hasn't he been sending you letters?",
"Jen: No.",
"Nora: Oh. Wow.",
"Jen: So he's trying to woo you back with love letters, huh? That's",
"Nora: Jen, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?",
"Jen: No, no, no. Please. Please don't apologize. I swear it's fine. I was just saying to you that it doesn't matter to me.",
"[Scene: A coffee house. Jen is crying on the couch, and Dawson puts his arm around her and pulls her to him to try and comfort her.]",
"Jen: I want corny love letters. I just don't understand why he chose her and not me. Is there something wrong with me?",
"Dawson: Jen, there's nothing wrong with you.",
"Jen: It's just-- all this time, I thought he was cheating on us on equal ground, you know? But, no, she got to be the girlfriend and I was just the... floozie.",
"Dawson: The floozie?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] The floozie?",
"Jen: [Laughing] It's what I am. A floozie.",
"Dawson: Oh, Jen.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Jen: This is supposed to be the other way around. I'm supposed to be consoling you, you know.",
"Dawson: No, please. It's the least I can do. And believe it or not, it's helping me. A lot.",
"Jen: I just don't wanna be here. The thought of running into either of them makes me wanna puke.",
"Dawson: Ok, so let's get out of here, then. This weekend.",
"Jen: Well, I'm game. Where do you wanna go?",
"Dawson: You ever been to Hooksett, new Hampshire?",
"Jen: No. [Laughs]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey and Audrey are getting ready for the Frat party.]",
"Audrey: Can I tell you something? I am so psyched to be going to this formal thing. I was so excited when Jack called. Ok, granted, last-minute arrangements can be kind of annoying, not to mention blind dates can be as dangerous as gator wrestling. Joey. You're hogging the mirror.",
"Joey: Oh. Ow. Freak.",
"Audrey: Oh, god! Hello, hideous. Do I even like any of my clothes?",
"Joey: Audrey, you look great. Besides, I really don't know what the big deal is. I mean as much as I want to give Jack credit, I'm sure it's just another night of frat debauchery masquerading as an event.",
"Audrey: Ok, killjoy. First off, Jack said this Eric guy is hella'cute, which right off, sounds pretty interesting to me. And secondly, for someone as progressive as you, it's amazing how closed-minded you are about frats.",
"Joey: The words \"progressive\" and \"frat\" do not belong together in the same sentence.",
"[Audrey puts on another coat]",
"Audrey: What about this one? Joey, we're going on a double date. A little cheer, please.",
"Joey: Ok, ok. Well, if nothing else, at least I'll have a good time with Jack, right?",
"[Knock on door]",
"Audrey: Wait, wait. Ok.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey, handsome.",
"Jack: Wow! Joey, you look beautiful.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Jack: Audrey. Hi. How you doing?",
"Audrey: I'm great.",
"Jack: Good. Good. Eric, this is Joey.",
"Eric: Hey. Nice to meet you.",
"Joey: Nice to meet you.",
"Eric: This is Audrey.",
"Audrey: Hi.",
"Eric: Hi. Jack was right. You're a stone fox.",
"Audrey: Thank you. You know, I guess you'll have to do. [Laughs] Well, let's go.",
"Jack: Shall we?",
"Joey: Yeah, yeah, let's go.",
"[Scene: The Hotel in New Hampshire. Dawson and Jen walk up to the Counter to check in.]",
"Woman: Can I help you yet?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I'm Dawson Leery, checking in for the film festival.",
"Woman: Oh, my god! You're totally wicked cute. Way cuter than the picture.",
"Dawson: There's a picture?",
"Woman: Mm-hmm. [] Oh. Is this your girlfriend?",
"Jen: Ha! Ha! Ha!",
"Guy: Oh, cool! Your movie's awesome! Your screening sold out. You beat Oliver, you know? He's like the biggest thing around these parts.",
"Dawson: I'm sorry. Who's Oliver?",
"Woman: He's our local celebrity.",
"Guy: I don't see what the big deal is, though. Ask me, he looks kind of retarded.",
"Woman: He's like, eccentric, Trevor. God!",
"[Dawson and Jen go upstairs to their room.]",
"Dawson: Ok, let me make this clear. It is more than an option to turn around and go back home right now.",
"Jen: Oh, I don't think so. Granted, the people of this town are a little...off, but who can deny that we could both use the love? And what better way to spend an evening than as girlfriend to the biggest celebrity in town?",
"Dawson: Gee, honey, you shouldn't have.",
"Jen: Well... wow!",
"[They open the door to the room to see the honeymoons suite.]",
"[Scene: The Frat Party. Joey, Jack, Audrey and Eric have all just arrived.]",
"Joey: You guys really went all out.",
"Guy1: Sigma Ep. Expect nothing less.",
"Guy2: Way to deliver, man.",
"Guy3: Score, big daddy. Score.",
"Joey: What was that?",
"Jack: Nothing. The guys just being idiots.",
"Eric: Take your coats, ladies?",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"Joey: You know, Jen should be sharing in this pain right now. I should call her.",
"Jack: No can do. She's gone for the weekend with Dawson.",
"[Scene: At a seafood restaurant. Pacey and Karen are on their date.]",
"Karen: That was great.",
"Pacey: Thanks. [To the waiter] Just the check, please. Thank you. [to Karen] So?",
"Karen: What?",
"Pacey: Oh, come on. Was this good, or was this good? Now give me a little bit of credit here because I saw the look on your face when we came in.",
"Karen: I did not have a face.",
"Pacey: You had a face. But let's get back to giving me credit, shall we? You may also have noticed that tonight I have kept us in very crowded places because I wouldn't want you to be tempted to jump me on our non-date evening.",
"Karen: Well, I mean, you are wearing that really sexy outfit. Damn. Who would have thought you'd clean up so good? And you're so right. A lesser guy would have not afforded my self-control such a generous security blanket. You've saved me from myself.",
"Pacey: Well, it hasn't been easy, let me tell you.",
"[Karen chuckles]",
"Pacey: And I know you don't like hearing this, Karen, but you do deserve better than being Brecher's illicit affair. A woman who is as giving and as beautiful as yourself deserves someone who's gonna be there loving you back just as hard.",
"[Scene: Outside the theater. Jen and Dawson are leaving the theater after watching one of the films up for the award.]",
"Dawson: Ok. That was good.",
"Jen: Yeah, that was really good.",
"Dawson: Which just kinda puts the final nail in the coffin.",
"Jen: What nail? What coffin?",
"Dawson: How did I get top prize? I mean, either my dad donated a wing to the Hooksett public library, or these people have no idea what's good and what's bad.",
"Jen: Ok. This has gotta stop.",
"Dawson: What's gotta stop?",
"Jen: This--the people of this town are perfectly nice. And you blaming them for bad taste is obviously just a way to undermine your own artistic abilities. And you have a tremendous talent, so would you please stop putting yourself down? Or I'll have to break up with you.",
"Dawson: You can't break up with me. You'll never break up with me. The physical attraction is far too strong.",
"Jen: You got me there, tiger.",
"[Oliver comes out of the theater and walks over to them.]",
"Oliver: Hey! Leery? Your movie better be good, man. This festival consistently gives the first prize to a film with a fresh voice and unique vision. I've won it 3 years in a row, and I just don't like the idea of being usurped by a Hollywood slickster, you know? It's just not cool. [Turns to Jen and says.] Hi. You're really pretty.",
"Jen: Who's gonna argue?",
"[Scene: Outside Karen's apartment. Pacey is walking Karen home after their date.]",
"Pacey: No after-dinner cigarette?",
"Karen: No cigarette. I tend to only smoke when I'm nervous or severely annoyed.",
"Pacey: So, then, not nervous or severely annoyed? I guess I should take that as a good sign. In fact, I don't think I saw you yell or complain all night long. It's amazing what being out of civilization does for a girl. If I didn't know you better, I would say that you positively light up.",
"Karen: Now, don't go ruin the moment with unnecessary compliments.",
"Pacey: And why not? Enough of the cynicism. I say that we ruin this night silly with unnecessary flattery. Karen Torres, you are a beautiful young woman with fantastic taste in clothing, and although your jokes do tend to bomb, you make up for it with that sparkling smile of yours. Ok. Now, it's your turn.",
"Karen: I had a great time tonight, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I'll take that.",
"Karen: Thank you.",
"Pacey: You know, just seeing you have a good time is thanks enough. Anyway, uh... good night, Karen.",
"[He goes to kiss her on the cheek, and she turns his face and kisses him full on the mouth. They begin making out and make their way into the apartment, where Karen pushes him down on the couch and jumps on top of him.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The theater just after seeing Dawson's film on A.I. Brooks]",
"Announcer: The first time I saw this documentary, I knew I was in the hands of a talented filmmaker, but I was equally moved by a letter which accompanied the film's submission. It was a letter from the filmmaker's father telling me that I absolutely could not ignore his son's work. Honestly, I was predisposed to hate the film because, well, it didn't show up until 3 days passed the deadline. But I'm a father myself, and I know a thing or two about parental pride. So I grudgingly put the video in the VCR. And after 5 minutes, I knew Mitch Leery was right. I absolutely could not ignore his son's work. So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the filmmaker behind this year's top prize film... Dawson Leery.",
"[After some coxing from Jen he goes up to the podium.]",
"Dawson: Uh... I don't know what to say. My dad... loved movies. He loved them, uh, in the truest sense in that he had no interest in making them. He just... he loved watching them. He started taking me to movies at a very early age. I loved it. He would take me to movies and then, uh... and then talk to me about them. And thank god he did. Um, 'cause there's no way I would be here right now if he hadn't done that. Um, thank you so much for this award and for receiving this film so warmly. I dedicate this film to my dad, and I will remember him every time I look at this. So, thank you. And a very special thank you to my girlfriend Jen Lindsey.",
"[She smiles and blushes a little]",
"[Scene: The Frat Party. Audrey and Eric are sitting at a bench talking. Audrey is not having much fun.]",
"Eric: I'm-- I'm not saying that I bench that much yet. But I mean, some of the guys, they do. It's crazy. So, um, what gym do you go to?",
"[Someone screams]",
"[Eric puts his arm around Audrey's shoulder]",
"Audrey: What are you doing?",
"Eric: Nothing. You want another drink?",
"[Scene: The Frat party. Jack is by the bar when Eric goes up to him.]",
"Eric: Hey! Mcphee! I'm beginning to think you lied to me, man.",
"Jack: What are you talking about?",
"Eric: Audrey. This chick, she's all tease and no please.",
"Jack: Come on. It's only halfway through the night. I mean, give her some time. She'll come around.",
"Eric: God, I don't know, man. It's like I gave her my best moves and my best lines, and it... zzz! Nothing! What if she turns out to be a prude?",
"Jack: What? No, no. Believe me. Look, the last thing Audrey is is a prude. I don't know what you're so worried about, man. I mean, Audrey's easy, all right. She's just looking to have a good time. I know for a fact that she was psyched to come here tonight. You just, you know, play your cards right and she'll hook up with you for sure.",
"[He turns around to see that Joey was standing behind him when he said this]",
"[Scene: Karen's Apartment. Pacey is getting dressed and getting ready to leave.]",
"Pacey: Look, I know that this is complicated. And despite what were my best intentions, I promise you I know that I haven't helped, but there's no reason why we can't work this out.",
"Karen: This doesn't change anything, Pacey. This doesn't mean that we're in a relationship.",
"Pacey: Well, I know that we're not having a relationship, but now",
"Karen: then why the hell did you start this in the first place?",
"Pacey: Hold on a second here. You kissed me. Remember?",
"Karen: That was a mistake. Ok? You're not worth what I'm risking.",
"Pacey: So, then why did you do it?",
"Karen: I don't know.",
"Pacey: Did you sleep with me to get back at Brecher? You did, didn't you?",
"Karen: It's not that simple.",
"Pacey: No, it is that simple.",
"[Scene: At a party for the contestants of the film festival.]",
"Photographer: Ok. Let's squeeze in on the sides. Good. Hold it. Ok. Thanks a lot, guys. Appreciate it.",
"[The contestants are getting their pictures taken together.]",
"Oliver: You know, you're really pissing me off, Leery. I mean, I used to take pride in thinking that I was the only geek in America that knew who A.I. Brooks was. Seriously, though, man, your flick is fantastic. I'm blown away.",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"Oliver: You know, you're not half the goon I thought you were.",
"Dawson: I'm not a, uh, Hollywood slickster?",
"Oliver: Ok. Ok. I can get a little carried away sometimes. So? How do you like 'sc?",
"Dawson: Uh, dropped out, actually. Um, it just wasn't for me. What about you? Your movie is worthy of great stuff. Why are you hanging around here?",
"Oliver: Well, here is where I grew up. I go to school in Boston. This really weird visual arts place full of freaks and misfits. And you know, it might suit you. Yeah, you should, uh, come check it out sometime.",
"Dawson: Definitely. Thank you. I might.",
"Oliver: Cool. Ah, here comes your girl.",
"Dawson: She's, uh...",
"Oliver: hi.",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Dawson: Jen, this is Oliver.",
"Jen: Oh. Yeah. God. Your movie was fantastic.",
"Oliver: Thanks. Um, and you're still really pretty.",
"Jen: Thank you.",
"Oliver: I was just about to tell Dawson how lucky he is. You guys make a great couple.",
"Jen: Well, thank you. Very much.",
"Oliver: No problem. Um, I'll see you around?",
"Dawson: Yeah. See ya.",
"[Jen laughs]",
"Jen: Did you hear that, baby? You're lucky to have me.",
"Dawson: That's an understatement if I ever heard one.",
"[Scene: The Frat party. Jack and Joey are in a heated discussion on what just happened.]",
"Jack: What?",
"Joey: How do you get off talking about Audrey like that?",
"Jack: You yourself used to talk about her like that.",
"Joey: Yeah, but that's before I knew her. I wasn't going around selling her to the highest bidder.",
"Jack: It was just stupid, harmless fun. That's it.",
"Joey: I can't believe you just said that. Jack, what happened to you? When did you turn into this jerk?",
"Jack: Hold on. You don't understand.",
"Joey: You're right. I don't understand, and that's because you never cared to explain. It's like you just couldn't wait for the moment we got to Boston so you could drop us and get new friends.",
"Jack: Whoa--whoa. That's not true.",
"Joey: No?",
"Jack: Look.",
"Joey: What?",
"Jack: I feel at home here. For once, I have a family that's not constantly on the brink of self-destruction. I mean, with these guys, I can finally live my life instead of constantly worrying about someone else's.",
"Joey: Really? Because it feels to me like you're hiding, Jack, like you're pushing us and yourself away, because maybe it's just easier to be another one of the meatheads.",
"Jack: Meathead?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Jack: You don't even know any of these people.",
"Joey: Well, I really don't want to run off and meet 'em all now that I know they're all wanna-be pimps.",
"Jack: See, now you're exaggerating, Joey. You know what? Every time something doesn't meet your standard of righteousness, you write it off like it's the worst thing on earth.",
"Joey: Standard of righteousness?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Joey: Jack, try common decency and respect.",
"Jack: Joey, look around. Everybody here is having a good time. Nobody's forcing anyone to be here.",
"Joey: That's true. No one's forcing me to be here.",
"[Scene: The hotel room. Jen is coming out of the Bathroom in her pajamas, and Dawson is sitting on the bed thinking.]",
"Jen: What are you thinking about?",
"Dawson: My dad. In a good way. In a really good way. In a way I haven't been able to in a long time. Standing up there in front of all those people, talking about him, it was just... it was so nice to remember him. You know, and for the first time, I was finally able to appreciate what a great father he was and how lucky I was to have known him without feeling guilty. Without feeling like I let him down. I don't wanna jinx anything, but... I daresay I'm happy.",
"Jen: Well, I hope so 'cause you deserve it.",
"Dawson: And I have you to thank in a big way.",
"Jen: How do you figure?",
"Dawson: You've somehow managed to figure out a way to be there for me. And that... uh...I'll never be able to put into words what that means to me.",
"Jen: Listen. I... it's the least I can do for the guy who restores my faith in the opposite s*x.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] I do that?",
"Jen: Yes, you do do that.",
"Dawson: Wow. How do I do that?",
"Jen: Because...eh, um... no. When it didn't work out between us all those years ago, um... you still have managed to give me a place in your heart.",
"Dawson: Why didn't it work out between us?",
"Jen: You were in love with Joey.",
"Dawson: No. That's too easy. I seem to recall you having broken up with me.",
"Jen: Yeah, but, I-- oh, god. I quickly saw the errors of my ways and proceeded to, um... hurl myself at you in a very embarrassing fashion.",
"Dawson: That's right. You did. Oh, god. And I'm ashamed to admit it, but I really enjoyed that. I did. I loved it, especially you being the first girl that had torn my heart out and all.",
"Jen: I did?",
"Dawson: God, yeah. Temple of doom style. But... anyway... I think I'm fully aware of the reason it didn't work out between us.",
"Jen: Why?",
"Dawson: You were never physically attracted to me.",
"Jen: Is that what you think?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I think you thought that I was safe.",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"[She goes over and kisses him, then begins to pull back when Dawson pulls her into kiss him more intensely. They begin undressing one another to make love to one another.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The hotel room. Jen and Dawson are lying in bed after just having made love to one another. Jen is looking down at Dawson as he is lying there]",
"Jen: Look at you smiling.",
"Dawson: So that's what everyone's talking about.",
"Jen: That's it.",
"Dawson: Hmm... it wasn't... what I imagined.",
"Jen: It's not?",
"Dawson: No. Everyone always told me your first time is never as good as you'd imagine it to be. That was... every bit the fantasy. Uh, you were",
"Jen: Shh! We. We were.",
"Dawson: You're right. We. We were great.",
"[Scene: Inside the restaurant. Brecher is doing some paper work when Pacey walks in.]",
"Brecher: What's wrong, Witter? You're early.",
"Pacey: I need to talk to you for a sec.",
"Brecher: All right. What's up?",
"Pacey: I quit.",
"Brecher: This is about Karen?",
"Pacey: Yes, this is about Karen. So you know things have gotten a little complicated, and I'm sorry because I didn't mean for this to happen.",
"Brecher: Yeah, you did. There's no need to lie to me about it.",
"Pacey: You're saying that to me, the guy who's cheating on his wife, and you put me right in the middle of it. Do you ever stop to think about that, or did you ever stop to think about Karen?",
"Brecher: More than you'll ever know, kid.",
"Pacey: Fine. Whatever. I still quit.",
"Brecher: Fine. That's cool. Karen already beat you to it.",
"Pacey: What?",
"Brecher: That's what she wanted, not me. Look, I'm sorry you got caught up in this. I should probably never have borrowed your boat. I'm sorry that your image of me has been shattered. I never said I was perfect. That's the way things are sometimes. Job's still yours if you want it.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey walks into the room to find Jack and Audrey there talking.]",
"Joey: Is everything ok?",
"Audrey: Yes. I was just putting Jack through a pretty grueling apology here, but he passed. Come here, you! []",
"Jack: I'm so sorry.",
"Audrey: I know. I know. No hard feelings, ok? Just a lot of making up to do. And the next time you set me up, it better be with someone secure enough with girls not to resort to, like, muscle-and-fitness talk.",
"Joey: Really, what was that about?",
"Audrey: Go easy on him, bunny.",
"Jack: [Sighs] Ok, uh... the thing is, Joey, um... there really isn't much I can say to defend the way that I acted last night. It just... it's really hard sometimes, you know, balancing things out, meeting new friends, trying to bring them together with the--with the old. I don't know.",
"Joey: It probably doesn't help when the old friends are quick to judge something they... know nothing about.",
"Jack: Well, actually, that's what you need sometimes to keep from being such an ass.",
"Joey: You know, Jack, you grow up in this small town, you know, thinking you have the most open mind and you're ready for anything. And then you finally hit the big city, and, suddenly, there are still so many surprises, like, no matter how open you thought your mind was, there's still so much to learn in sometimes places you never would have even thought.",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Joey: If a fraternity is what you need, we need to learn to accept that. I need to learn to be less extreme about it.",
"Jack: Come here.",
"[Chuckles]",
"[Scene: A bench outside the restaurant. Karen is sitting there when Pacey walks up and joins her.]",
"Pacey: Eh...so... last night, I never would have guessed that we were gonna be sitting here like this.",
"Karen: I'm sorry for what I said, Pacey. Last night was just as much my fault as it was yours. For what it's worth, I don't regret it, not a single second. You forced me to make a decision I should have made a long time ago.",
"Pacey: Then why don't you give it a chance? I mean, you don't have to leave, Karen.",
"Karen: No. I do. I owe myself some major regrouping, and I have you to thank for making me realize that. You called me on a lot of things that need fixing. Nobody can save you from yourself.",
"Pacey: I probably would have tried anyway.",
"Karen: I know. Stick with Brecher, Pacey. He's not such a bad guy. He's got a soft spot for ya. Besides... you're good in there.",
"Pacey: Thanks.",
"Karen: Take care, Witter.",
"Pacey: Yep, you, too, Torres.",
"[Scene: the hotel room. Dawson and Jen are packing up their bags to leave.]",
"Jen: Back to reality, huh?",
"Dawson: Hmm. I guess.",
"Jen: [Sighs] Dawson? I need to talk.",
"Dawson: Ok. So let's talk.",
"Jen: Ok. I just feel awkward and... there's too much at stake for me to let it slide.",
"Dawson: What do you mean?",
"Jen: I don't know. I mean, part of me wishes that last night could just be, um, a beautiful memory, and the other part knows that s*x changes everything. And I just don't want to lose our friendship.",
"Dawson: Ok. You're not gonna lose my friendship. I promise.",
"Jen: Ok?",
"Dawson: And, yes, s*x does change things. But who says it has to be for the worse?",
"Jen: What does that mean?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I don't know. I don't know. If I told you I knew where this was leading, I'd be lying to you, 'cause I don't. All I know is... it happened last night, and it felt right. And if s*x changes things, you know what? I say, bring it on. I'm ready to explore that.",
"Jen: Ok. I'm in. I wish we didn't have to leave here.",
"Dawson: So we stay.",
"Jen: Stay?",
"Dawson: Yeah. [He dumps his bag out onto the floor.] We stay. At least a couple days. After all, this is the honeymoon suite, right?",
"Jen: And I am your girlfriend.",
"[He picks her up and carries her to the bed again.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x09 | Hotel New Hampshire | destinyros2005 |
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"Pacey offers to cook for the gang at their weekly dinner (an event they always plan on doing but have so far failed to stick to). Jen and Dawson return early and decide to keep what happened between them, but they are caught by everyone kissing at the door. The dinner continues with a tense atmosphere, with Joey's reaction being at the forefront of everyone's minds. She reluctantly accepts Dawson's new status with Jen, but is wounded when Dawson tells her that because of their history, it hurts to be around her. Charlie also drops by, causing some tension between Dawson and Jen. Joey talks to Pacey about her real feelings about Dawson and Jen."
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"[Scene: Grams kitchen. Pacey, Joey, Jack, and Audrey are all gathered around helping Pacey prepare their meal]",
"Jack: There you go.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Audrey: Do do do do",
"Joey: ooh.",
"Audrey: Mmm. Dee dee dee dee",
"Joey: ooh, the rice is looking kinda gummy, pace.",
"Pacey: Uh, no. It's risotto, Jo, and it's not gummy. It's just absorbing the stuff.",
"Jack: Joey, please don't hinder the man's process, all right? I'm starving.",
"Audrey: Yeah, me, too. What gives with the fancy rice?",
"Pacey: It's risotto, and it can't just be cooked. It has to be built.",
"Audrey: Well, that's awesome and everything, but if the plan is for us to bond, let's just order a pizza and give each other manicures.",
"Joey: Audrey, aside from the fact that we said that we would have these weekly dinners and have obviously failed to do so, Pacey's cooking, on his night off, no less. I mean, we should at least welcome the break from dining hall fare.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well, you promised me a Grams, and I see no Grams, so the evening is clearly ruined. I'm liking the decor, however. Hey, you guys ever go crazy and eat off the plates on the wall?",
"Pacey: Hey, Audrey, you know that onion I asked you to chop?",
"Audrey: Yes. Yes, I do.",
"Pacey: Fork it over.",
"Audrey: Oh, no. I'm sorry. I thought you were just trying to make me feel included by giving me a little task to do. I didn't...",
"Joey: Hands Pacey the cut up onion] here, Pace.",
"Joey: So, where are Jen and Dawson? I thought the festival ended yesterday.",
"Jack: Yeah, Jen called grams, said they were stayin' an extra day. Something about, uh, soaking up the atmosphere. I don't know.",
"[Scene: Outside Grams house. Dawson is retrieving his and Jen's bags from the back of his jeep]",
"Jen: Oh, wow... back at Grams.",
"Dawson: That's right. The harsh reality of life at Grams. [Laughs] The endless cycle of home cooked meals and grueling knitting sessions.",
"Jen: [Chuckles] You mock me.",
"Dawson: I do mock you.",
"Jen: Ah, I just enjoyed our little escapist adventure. I mean... I don't know what I'm gonna say to her.",
"Dawson: You don't have to say anything.",
"Jen: Are you proposing that we sneak around, Dawson Leery? Because... you know, I am that kind of girl.",
"Dawson: I am proposing that we just... enjoy what we have goin' on and don't worry so much about what to tell other people.",
"Jen: Who is this footloose and fancy free boy? [Dawson leans Jen against a column and kisses her]Why don't we go inside?",
"[Scene: Grams house. Dawson and Jen start kissing in the hallway and Audrey, then Jack and Pacey and finally walk in on their little kissing event.]",
"Audrey: Hey, guys. [Silence and ackward stares all around..few smiles as well]Um... Pacey made rice.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: Grams dining room. Pacey, Joey, Audrey, Jack, Dawson, and Jen are all gathered around a candle lit table eating dinner. Silence and ackward stares alll around...yet again]",
"Pacey: It's not supposed to be this gummy. I mean, you're supposed to serve it right away before anything has a chance to coagulate.",
"Jen: I'm sorry. That's probably our... [Clears throat] My fault for the coagulation. I just didn't know that everybody was gonna be here and--",
"Dawson: Or that pacey was cooking. Right. Who could have guessed?",
"Jack: Already finishing each other's sentences.",
"Audrey: [Clears throat and purposely stains her shirt] What--oh, my god. Will you look at that? What gets out rice? Joey, come help me.",
"[Scene: Grams bathroom. Audrey tries to get Joey to open up and let out what she is feeling...since she did just witness Dawson and Jen kissing.]",
"Joey: Subtle, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Well, don't you need some serious girl talk right now? I mean, aren't you, at this very moment resisting the temptation to grab the butter knife and grind away slowly at your wrist?",
"Joey: No, I'm fine. We didn't have to cause a scene.",
"Audrey: No, we didn't have to, but, oh, come on, it's not like we're missing the dinner of the century out there. Seriously, Joey, are you ok?",
"Joey: Yeah. Look, so they had a fun weekend together. They were kissing, and believe me, it's literally nothing I haven't seen before.",
"Audrey: Oh! Yes, right! Joey, come on. This isn't, like, first week Audrey that you're talking to here. This is december Audrey. I am wise. I've been studying your people for a great many months, and I know how it works. And also, I know a thing or 2 about the casual kiss, and I'm sorry, but that kiss looked decidedly un-casual. Honey, I know that you're just this nice country girl who grew up on a stream, or whatever, but don't you know what I'm talking about?",
"Joey: I'm sorry. Uh, what's the topic at hand?",
"Audrey: Well, that clearly relations were had. You know, scantily clad and possibly fully naked relations? Oh, thank you for that image. I'm sorry. It just seems like you need a little slap in the face. Come on, woman. A reaction, please.",
"Joey: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't have a reaction.",
"[Scene: Grams dining room. Jen gets up from the table leaving the guys alone]",
"Jen: I'm gonna go see if there's something that I can do to help. I'll just be right back.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Jack: Ok. [Hums]",
"[Scene: Grams bathroom.]",
"Jen: Knocks and opens bathroom door] Audrey, um, do you need to borrow a shirt?",
"Audrey: Oh, well, that'll be great. Thanks. [closes bathroom door]",
"Jen: Ok. [Jen and Audrey walk down the hall]",
"[Scene: Grams dining room. Pacey and Jack are smiling, giggling and staring at Dawson while still seating at the table.]",
"Pacey: [Sighs] So... Dawson... Dawson leery.",
"Dawson: That's my name.",
"Pacey: Yep. Well, come on, man.",
"Dawson: Come on, what?",
"Pacey: Well, first off, why aren't you eating your risotto, but second and far more importantly, why, oh, why did you choose to take the lovely and talented Jen Lindley away for the weekend?",
"Jack: A woman even my tribe can't resist?",
"Pacey: A woman who has tugged at the heartstrings of rehabilitated rebels and frat boys alike, and here you are not sharing the details?",
"Dawson: I got nothin' to share.",
"Pacey: Really? So that's why you've been staring at the bathroom door like you wish you had telekinetic powers, which means to me that either you are very, very concerned about Audrey's wardrobe, or perhaps you're concerned about Joey.",
"Jack: Hey, call me crazy, but I don't think Joey's gonna mind a little kissing, unless, of course, something more happened.",
"Pacey: Now, there's an interesting idea, but what more could have happened?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] Guys, I'm not gonna go over the bases with ya.",
"Pacey: I didn't say bases. Did you say bases?",
"Jack: Guys, we don't need details.",
"Dawson: All right. I'll be right back.",
"Pacey: Bases is plural.",
"[Dawson walks out the room and closes the partition doors]",
"Jack: Mmm. He did.",
"Pacey: You think?",
"Jack: Yeah. Definitely did. You feel different? I do.",
"Pacey: I do. I feel different. I mean, here we have Dawson Leery walking amongst us, and I gotta tell ya, I'm a little worried that maybe he wasn't prepared. We didn't even get a chance to have the talk. How do you know?",
"Jack: Mmm, it's not so much him as it is her. I mean, sick as it sounds, I know the look.",
"Pacey: Oh, man. You know, we almost did, too.",
"Jack: Mmm, I know. I know. Come to think of it, we almost did once, too.",
"Pacey: Hmm. What do you think it takes?",
"Jack: A virgin and a straight guy.",
"Pacey: [Click] Damn.",
"[Scene: Grams kitchen. Joey and Dawson are standing in the kitchen talking]",
"Joey: I'm fine, ok? Um... you know, seeing you kiss someone else is always going to be a little weird. I won't lie, but... it makes perfect sense, you and Jen getting back together.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I--I... I hadn't thought of it that way, the, uh, the \"back together\" part. I mean, we're such different people now.",
"Joey: I guess we all are, I hope.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: So how did this... happen?",
"Dawson: I don't know. It--it kinda took us both by surprise. Actually, um... I don't know. Getting out of my house really just kinda cleared a lot of the cobwebs out of my head. And--and everybody was so accepting of the film. And, uh, as stupid as it is, they put us in the honeymoon suite. Um... ah, there's no handbook for this, is there?",
"Joey: No. Maybe we should think of co-authoring one.",
"Dawson: Um... there's no graceful way of having this conversation.",
"Joey: What conversation? I mean, we're talking about a kiss. [long lingering stare] Oh. Uh... [Laughs] No, this is-- this is kind of silly. Um, I should have known. I--I mean, when you two walked in the door together, I mean, I'm the last person in the world you could call naive.",
"Dawson: Joey.",
"Joey: No, really. I get it, ok? I mean, we don't have to make this into a thing. In fact, let's not make this into a thing, ok?[Joey opens the partition doors and walks out.]",
"Dawson: Hmm.",
"[Scene: Grams dining room. All are gathered at the table again.]",
"Pacey: Well, I hate to break this to you guys given your obvious level of enthusiasm, but now, it's time for the second course.",
"Joey: You know what, pace? If this cooking is stressing you out, and we're all tired from whatever, I mean... we could call this off if you want.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Oh, no. It's a good try, but no, because there are many more courses to come, and although they may not be up to snuff for finicky sorts such as yourself, I put a lot of time and energy into them, so that has to be worth something, right?",
"Joey: You want some help?",
"Pacey: No, no. I'll be fine.",
"Audrey: I need salt.",
"Jack: You don't have to ask me twice.",
"[Pacey, Joey, Audrey, and Jack walk into the kitchen leaving Dawson and Jen to themselves.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs] So, they know.",
"Jen: Mmm.",
"Dawson: Right... [Clears throat] Oh, god. And Joey knows.",
"Jen: Oh, boy. [Sighs] How did she react?",
"Dawson: Like Joey.",
"Jen: Is she upset?",
"Dawson: Yeah, she is and she isn't. I mean... I don't know... [Clears throat] If you can make any sense of that.",
"Jen: Man. Last week, she told me that, um... she couldn't think of anybody better to take care of you than me. I don't think this is what she had in mind.",
"Dawson: As much as I love and care about those people in the next room, I'm happy with you. [kisses Jen's hand] Ok? And nobody else gets to weigh in on that. Ok?",
"Jen: Ok.",
"[Dawson kisses Jen and camera fades toward the open kitchen door where Audrey is peering out]",
"[Scene: Grams kitchen. Pacey is getting the next course serving ready while Joey, Audrey, and Jack all stand around.Topic of conversation...Dawson and Jen.]",
"Jack: Look, I'm just gonna say it, all right? I think it's a little weird.",
"[Joey grabs a bag out of the covered and tosses it to Audrey whom Pacey snatches it from.]",
"Joey: Really? I thought you'd be all for Jen being with someone like Dawson. Nice, sensitive...",
"Jack: Shell-shocked, vulnerable? Look, come on, guys. Somebody's gotta say it. I just don't think it's the best time to experiment for either one of them. Aren't you a little glad I said that?",
"Audrey: Ok, ok. But seriously, where's the Grams? You guys have been evading the question all night. What do you, like, keep her upstairs in the attic or something?",
"Joey: You know what? Audrey's right. It's very inappropriate to be doing this without grams. I mean, this is her house, after all.",
"Jack: No, no, no, no, no. If I'm stayin', you're stayin'.",
"Joey: You live here.",
"Jack: Less and less. It's not the will & grace thing it once was.",
"Pacey: Ok, look, I know that leaving right now sounds tempting, and it would be easy, but somehow I don't think that the easy thing is gonna solve anything... in the long run.",
"Audrey: Hey, um... what's goin' on in here?",
"Pacey: It's, uh, lemon roasted chicken.",
"Audrey: Is it supposed to be birthing the lemons like that?",
"Jack: All right. If that doesn't wake up the taste buds, I don't know what will.",
"Pacey: You stuff the lemons into the chicken for flavoring.",
"Joey: Mmm. That's great. Let's serve it up.",
"Pacey: No. No. It's not ready yet.",
"Joey: Well, I, for one, prefer my chicken raw. I don't know what all the fuss is about.",
"Jack: Yeah, sure. Why not? Cavemen used to do it.",
"Pacey: Sure. That's a great idea. Go grab the plates. We'll serve it up, bloody as hell.",
"[Joey walks through the partition doors into the dining room.]",
"Dawson: Um, do they need some help in there?",
"Joey: If you want.",
"[Scene: Grams dining room. Jen comfronts Joey.]",
"Jen: Um...Joey? Just so you know, um... for whatever it's worth, and I don't know what that is, but I just didn't-- I didn't plan on this.",
"Joey: I didn't assume that you did.",
"Jen: I know, I just, um... this boy has always been between us in one way or another, and I feel like you and I were finally getting close. And I would just-- I would really hate for that to be negated by this, um... development.",
"Joey: You know what? Um, everyone seems to be operating under this assumption tonight that we're all going to react a certain way to this, and that that way is somehow going to be apocalyptic. I don't know how many different ways to say this, but I'm fine. Really. You're a good person, Jen. That's exactly what Dawson needs right now.",
"[Scene: Pacey, Joey, Jack, Audrey, Jen, and Dawson are sitting down at the dining room table eating]",
"Jack: Pace, if I spot a vein, do I win a prize?",
"Pacey: So, perhaps the chicken was taken a bit before its time, but that said, I did serve you the cooked parts. 'Cause demented as my sense of humor may be sometimes, I'm not trying to unleash a health hazard here. So please, eat in peace.",
"Jack: So, Dawson, aside from the obvious, how was the, uh, the film festival?",
"Dawson: Um, I was afraid it was gonna be some little, like, hee-haw production, which it was, but, uh, in a good way. And, uh...um, I met this guy who goes to school in Boston. Actually goes to a film school here. I was thinking of checking it out.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, the idea of getting up each morning with a purpose beyond just getting through the day is actually kind of appealing.",
"Joey: So then you would end up in Boston after all.",
"Dawson: Yeah, looks that way.",
"Jack: Well, that's really cool, man. I mean, if you decide to move here, there's plenty of room at Grams'. That's a definite possibility.",
"Audrey: God and man! [Audrey stains her clothes yet again]",
"[Scene: Audrey and Joey walk into Grams kitchen]",
"Joey: Not again!",
"Audrey: Joey, please.",
"Joey: Excuse me. Maybe we should go over our game plan here. I mean, usually in these situations, the one who needs to talk is the one who freely hurls food on her friend's clothing.",
"Audrey: Ok, well, I need to talk.",
"Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. What can I do to make you feel more comfortable? [Sighs] Audrey, everyone's treating me like a delicate little flower in there. No thanks to these emergency rushes to the kitchen on the half hour.",
"Audrey: Well, what is wrong with you? Why aren't you a delicate little flower? Have you no soul? Just a black, black void?",
"Joey: Which question should I answer first?",
"Audrey: Ok. He's moving to Boston. How do you feel about that?",
"Joey: Fine. I feel nothing. Ok? Nothing. It's not the most shocking news in the world.",
"Audrey: [Sighs]",
"Joey: You know what? When dawson's father died, it canceled everything out. Understandably.",
"Audrey: Yes.",
"Joey: And yes, there was a point where there were possibilities, say-- I guess. I don't know. I guess I'll never know. And we both thought that things were going to happen, but what happened is that dawson lost his father. What kind of a person would I be if I didn't understand that? So, yeah, maybe... if this broke my heart, I wouldn't have any right to say so.",
"Audrey: Oh, but, honey... you have the right to say anything you want when it comes to how you feel.",
"Joey: It doesn't matter, ok? It is what it is.",
"[Joey walks out of the kitchen]",
"[Doorbell rings]",
"Jen: Let me get that.",
"[Jen walks to the door and opens it]",
"Charlie: Hi.",
"[Scene: Grams dining room.]",
"Audrey: Um, pacey? Don't the salads usually come first?",
"Pacey: Well, Audrey, those with sophisticated tastes usually save the salad for the third course because it cleanses the palette before dessert.",
"Joey: Don't listen to her, pace. She can't even work the dorm microwave.",
"Audrey: Well, I didn't have one growing up. Ok? My mother was afraid of radiation poisoning. Little did she know there were more dangerous things in the house, like her.",
"Jack: Are we gonna eat, or what?",
"Pacey: Don't you think we oughta wait on Jen?",
"Jack: Here, dawson. Most nice, normal people would, but who knows how long pretty boy is going to take... to, uh-- oh, look. Bread.",
"Dawson: Uh, I'm gonna check to see what's takin' so long. Be right back.",
"[Dawson walks toward the front door and Pacey follows in his foot steps]",
"Pacey: Dawson? I'm sure she'll be right in.",
"Dawson: Trust me. I'm in no mood to cause a scene. I'm just gonna see if she's ok.",
"Pacey: I'm all for scene causing. I wanna serve the guy up as garnish for the third course, but don't be that guy. And I know you, man. You're 10 times better than that guy.",
"Dawson: Charlie? I should hope.",
"Pacey: Not just Charlie. The guy who needs to check in long before the check in is due. If you start your relationship with Jen off like this, panicking every time she leaves the room, rushing out to size up the competition, which is, really, let's be honest, what you're doing here, then the whole thing is gonna have this needy overtone that, believe me, is a rocky road best left untraveled.",
"Dawson: That guy doesn't sound a heck of a lot like me. Why do I get a feeling you're this guy?",
"Pacey: 'Cause generally you're a very wise man.",
"Dawson: I don't want you to think I don't appreciate your advice, 'cause I do.",
"Pacey: But you're going out anyway.",
"Dawson: Exactly.",
"Pacey: Well, can't say I blame ya.",
"[Pacey walks back to the dining room and Dawson opens the front door]",
"Dawson: Hey. Is everything ok?",
"Jen: Um, yeah. Am I holding up dinner?",
"Dawson: Don't worry about it. We'll wait.",
"Jen: Ok. Thank you. Just one second.",
"Dawson: Take your time.",
"[Dawson closes the door.]",
"Charlie: [Sighs] Nice to meet you, too.",
"Jen: You'll have to forgive my friends if they're not vying to meet you, but they're really good like that.",
"Charlie: Listen, I don't expect you to invite me in for cocoa or anything. I just wanted to bring you this before finals. The thought of you studying without your flaming lips t-shirt saddened me.",
"Jen: Thanks.",
"Charlie: Anyway... not that I expect you to sympathize or anything, but, uh, Nora and I...aren't.",
"Jen: That's great.",
"Charlie: But it looks like you... are?",
"Jen: His name's Dawson. And I would have introduced you guys if it weren't one of the more awkward meet and greets known to man.",
"Charlie: Yeah.",
"Jen: Not that this serves as an absolution, but it seems like I have a habit of picking the wrong guy, and-- and I feel like maybe this time I made the right choice.",
"Charlie: Well, I honestly just want you to be happy, Jen. And I want you to know that.",
"Jen: I am.",
"Charlie: I hope to see you around sometime.",
"Jen: Sure. From afar. At graduation.",
"Charlie: Well, take care.",
"Jen: Bye.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Grams dining room.]",
"Jen: Sorry, you guys.",
"Dawson: Everything ok?",
"Jen: Yeah. Everything's fine. T-shirt returned. Case closed.",
"Joey: You know what? I'm gonna get some more salad. [Joey walks to the kitchen.]",
"Dawson: I'll be right back. [Dawson walks to the kitchen.]",
"Jack: You know, uh, we need to, uh, change the music. Jen? [Jack walks away]",
"Jen: Excuse me, I guess. [Jen walks away]",
"[Scene: Another room in Grams house. Jen puts a cd in the cd player as she has a talk with Jack.]",
"Jen: There. How's that? You happy now?",
"Jack: No, not really.",
"Jen: What? Do you think it's too poppy?",
"Jack: Look. Look. Can we just pretend that we're best friends here for a minute? All right? You're sleeping with Dawson. I mean, come on, any steps you wanna fill me in on here?",
"Jen: No. No, no steps really, I just... I don't know. It just happened, Jack. And I wish you could understand that.",
"Jack: Oh, look. Look. I understand, all right? I mean, I'm close enough to both of you to know that even when you guys were platonic, you were putting yourself up on this first love pedestal, but, Jen, come on. The guy's father just died. He's just trying to piece together how to get along with his life, let alone his love life, and you-- you just stopped going with Charlie, what, a week ago?",
"Jen: Is this about Charlie? Because I can't even begin to tell you on how many levels we're over.",
"Jack: No, this is not about Charlie. All right? It's about you. I just don't think you're aware of how delicate this little scenario is, that's all.",
"Jen: [Sighs] I am perfectly aware of how delicate this... I'm sorry, what did you call my relationship, little scenario, is? I mean, if you think that what's going on in the kitchen right now doesn't effect me, you're wrong, because it does.",
"Jack: All the more indication that maybe it's a little too soon.",
"Jen: Too soon for what? Dawson and I are just trying to figure out what's going on between us. Which would be a lot easier had we not come home to this lovely little intervention.",
"Jack: Oh, come on, Jen. It's not like we planned it like that. It's a dinner, not an intervention.",
"Jen: Well, it feels like it. I gotta ask, like, who are you to talk? Because you've conveniently erased yourself from my life for the past few months.",
"Jack: Well, that's a 2-way street, Jen. You haven't exactly been reaching out to me, either.",
"Jack: Well, maybe that's because I find it difficult to have a heart-to-heart with a guy who would choose a beer bong over his boyfriend.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe I don't wanna bother trying to explain to someone who's already made up her mind about me.",
"Jen: Good, then you should know how it feels. It's like you haven't known me for the last few years if you think that I'm capable of hurting Dawson. How could you think that?",
"Jack: Oh, I don't know, Jen. How can you write your best friend off as a 2-dimensional, beer-guzzling frat boy?",
"Jen: It's not--it's not even that anymore. And it's not Dawson, is it? You and I used to operate like this perfect clockwork. You knew how I took my coffee, I knew how you liked your toast. I mean, what happened to those people?",
"[Ackward silent staring between the two]",
"[Scene: Returns to Pacey at one end of the dining table and Audrey at the other end talking]",
"Pacey: Look, I'm just as happy living in denial as the next guy, but, really, is the food that bad?",
"Audrey: Oh, no. I totally give you kudos for keeping it together tonight.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm glad you're here, too, because, sympathetic as I am to the drama and whatnot, it is nice to look across the table and see a pair of eyes who's not really ready to kill herself or the person sitting directly to her right.",
"Audrey: Hmm. Ok. To not hating each other. [Raises wine glass]",
"Pacey: Cheers.",
"[Scene: Grams kitchen.]",
"Dawson: You know, if Grams ever does get home, she's not gonna be too pleased to find out you' rubbed the pattern off her bowl. Joey, I really appreciate whatever reasons you have for pretending you're fine, but you don't have to do that with me.",
"Joey: Do you miss me? Do you miss being around me?",
"Dawson: Yes. Joey, of course I miss being around you.",
"Joey: It's just that, uh... when you were talking about school and moving, all I could think about was the distance between us. I mean, our lives used to happen together, Dawson. I think some part of you won't forgive me for changing the future.",
"Dawson: No. No, Jo, I changed the future. I stayed.",
"Joey: For what?",
"Dawson: You know for what.",
"Joey: Then what happened? Dawson, how did I go from being on the corner of possibility to being nothing at all.",
"Dawson: You're not nothing at all, Joey. You're the furthest thing from nothing, ok? And I wish-- I wish I could give you an explanation. You deserve one.",
"Joey: I don't-- Dawson, I don't want one because I deserve it. I don't want you to treat me how you think you're supposed to. I just... I just want you to tell me.",
"Dawson: Something shifted when my father died. Something was lost. And, uh, part of me, the part of me that was still hopeful just thought that maybe you and I could be on hold. And then all of a sudden, this path that I was on, that seemed like such a great idea when I started it, just stopped making sense. And the more I tried to stick to my routine, the harder it was to breathe. And then when Jen and I got out of town, it was... it was like starting over.",
"Joey: Do you think that things would have been any different if maybe I had gone with you?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I can't answer that. I don't know. All I know is when I was with Jen, I felt like me. You know, not the censored version of myself, not the sad version of myself, just me. For the first time in a long time. And it--it... it felt good.",
"Joey: And you feel like you can't be yourself around me.",
"Dawson: Joey, you're just hearing what you want to hear.",
"Joey: No, I think I'm hearing what you're afraid to tell me.",
"Dawson: Joey, it hurts to be around you. When I see you, even from across the room, it brings up a thousand memories. Not just of us, but of my entire life before. It's like I'm frozen in this place that I can't bear to be. I care about you so much. As long as I can remember, everything's always come back to you. I mean, even no matter what was happening between us. Even the thought of you is at least a constant comfort, but... I can't go back. It just hurts.",
"[Scene: Grams dining room]",
"Joey: Pace, this looks amazing.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Who delivered it, huh?",
"Pacey: Say what you will, not that I have to tell you that. But this one might actually err on the side of edible. So, please do try it.",
"Jen: Thanks.",
"Dawson: This is really good, Pace.",
"Joey: Is this espresso in the center?",
"Pacey: It is indeed. Delivered fresh from my kitchen to your veins for a night of wakeful studies.",
"Jack: Mm, very, very impressive, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Thank you. Good to know that I salvaged something, though I promise that next time we do this, it will be much, much easier.",
"Joey: Next time?",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah. We can't quit now. You don't stop riding a bike just 'cause you smash into a tree.",
"Joey: Well, it's just, like, we're all juggling with these new developments in our lives. Maybe we should take a break.",
"Dawson: From each other?",
"Joey: How did we get here? I mean, it seems like we've drifted despite our best efforts.",
"Pacey: Oh, I don't know. You might be overestimating at best efforts. 'Cause I don't think a couple of drunken mishaps and the occasional cup of coffee really cuts it.",
"Jen: Well, that's-- thank you. You know, maybe if we had actually done this dinner thing like we planned, the gap wouldn't have gotten so wide.",
"Pacey: Well, I had to give my stellar cooking skills time to gestate.",
"Dawson: It's only natural, guys, that we drift apart a little bit. I mean, trite as it sounds, we're not in high school anymore.",
"Audrey: Do you guys know how lucky you are? I mean, I can't even name 2 people that I still talk to that I knew when I was 15. Maybe you shouldn't be taking it for granted. And plus, you know, none of them can cook, and they're all hepped up on goofballs.",
"Jen: It is actually kind of amazing that we all still know each other.",
"Joey: And I guess we can't really expect each other to be exactly as we were when we first met.",
"Dawson: That's a lot to expect.",
"Joey: A lot to live up to.",
"Jack: Well, we're all still sitting here. Must be something worth sticking around for, right?",
"Audrey: Well, sure, I mean, the dessert. Oh, and the lifelong friendships.",
"Dawson: I'll toast that.",
"[Everyone clangs their cups together]",
"Everyone: Cheers.",
"[Grams standing in hallway]",
"Grams: Hello, everyone.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Audrey: Whoo! Is this the Grams? Oh, no offense, but you're kinda a lot cooler than I thought you'd be.",
"Grams: Oh, yes, I do seem to get that quite a bit. And you would be?",
"Joey: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Ryan. This is my roommate Audrey.",
"Grams: Oh, so this is the Audrey. Your reputation proceeds you.",
"Audrey: Oh, well, it usually does.",
"Grams: Well, someone needed to gather the troops. Oh, it's lovely to witness this little reunion. And I want to hear all about the weekend, but I'm afraid I must retire this evening. Oh, and, Dawson, it's too late for you to go back to Capeside tonight. You'll spend the night with us.",
"Dawson: Of course.",
"Jack: [Coughs]",
"Grams: Good night, everyone.",
"Audrey: Good night.",
"Joey: Good night.",
"Jack: Good night, Grams.",
"Dawson: Good night.",
"Grams: Is that chocolate?",
"Pacey: It is, indeed. And it just so happens I have a slice of this for you, Mrs. Ryan.",
"Grams: Ah, Pacey Witter, you'll spoil me.",
"Pacey: Good night.",
"Jack: Well, not to break up an otherwise rocking evening, but, uh, I told some guys I'd meet them out, so I gotta go.",
"Joey: You know, I should go, too. I have to get some studying in before it gets too late.",
"Audrey: Yeah, I'm with, uh--Pacey, always a pleasure. You can make me a tart anytime.",
"Pacey: Be careful what you wish for.",
"Audrey: Ok. You got that one for free.",
"Jack: Hey, you guys want to get some breakfast tomorrow? Is that cool?",
"Jen: Yeah. That'd be nice.",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Joey: Thanks for dinner, Pace.",
"Pacey: My pleasure.",
"Jen: Bye.",
"Joey: You guys take care.",
"Pacey: Um, I'm gonna start on the damage control in the kitchen.",
"[Scene: Pacey enters messy kitchen with Jen tailing him.]",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Jen: Hey. So I figure that I've heard a piece of everybody's mind today except yours. Hit me with your best shot.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Well, I'm sorry, Jen, but I can't help you there. You'll get no judgments out of me.",
"Jen: But that's awfully disappointing because Pacey's judgments are the best kind.",
"Pacey: Well, how about this? I would be satisfied if everybody would just do what makes them happy and left it at that.",
"Jen: But the planets would collide, and the sea would boil over with blood.",
"Pacey: And don't I know it? But you did seem happy. At least for the first 5 minutes. Maybe not so much after that.",
"Jen: Thank you. You know what? You shouldn't get stuck with cleanup duty. Leave it. Ok? Dawson and I will take care of it.",
"Pacey: I don't know if that's penance or pity, but...I'll take it either way.",
"Jen: I'd say that we should do this more often, but I think that we should give that further consideration in the light of day.",
"Pacey: That sounds good to me. You have a good night. [Pacey kisses Jen on the forehead.]",
"Jen: You, too.",
"[Scene: Joey, Audrey, and Jack are walking down a street sidewalk.]",
"Audrey: Joey, are you seriously gonna study all night? Don't you feel like going out and doing a couple shots or, like, I don't know, punching someone in the face?",
"Joey: You mean, someone other than you?",
"Audrey: Oh. That's right. Keep it up with the funny.",
"Joey: Actually, I think the only thing I am capable of doing tonight is studying.",
"[Pacey runs up from behind the group.]",
"Pacey: Hey, guys. Oh! Hey! They freed me from my cleaning duties, so here I am.",
"Jack: Sweet. You wanna come out with me?",
"Pacey: Hmm, thanks, but no thanks. I think all my social graces have been used up for the evening.",
"Audrey: Ya know what, though? No offense, but being cooped up with professor Potter all night is quickly losing its allure. Would you mind if I tagged along, Jack?",
"Jack: Of course not.",
"Audrey: Bye.",
"Joey: Bye.",
"Audrey: See ya, guys. [Audrey and Jack walk away talking with each other]Ok, we're so going to a gay bar. Your efforts to set me up definitely call for revenge.",
"Jack: I don't know. I tried that once, it's not really my scene.",
"Audrey: But you haven't seen me work a room.",
"[Scene: Joey and Pacey still walking down the sidewalk together.]",
"Joey: You know what I envy in you, Pace? Your ability to see the big picture.",
"Pacey: Ah, well, I am the visionary of our generations.",
"Joey: Seriously, I mean, when things got tough for you, you knew that the thing to do was to take a break from what was expected from you. I mean, it must have been incredible out at sea, to be able to start all over with yourself.",
"Pacey: I think maybe you're giving me a little too much credit. The only thing I knew that I wanted was to get out of town. It's only later that it became a profound journey. [Chuckles] I mean, what do I know? I think it's just a part of growing up.",
"Joey: I just feel like I'm acting like I think Joey Potter is supposed to act. You know, I'm-- everything that I thought I was supposed to want and to have is shifted. I just feel like I'm floundering.",
"Pacey: Joey, you're stronger than I've ever seen you before. You got the new school, the writing, the new friends. You are becoming the woman that I always knew you were going to become. So where is the flaw in that?",
"Joey: I guess you're right. I expected this from him. How could I possibly think that everything else would change, but we'd somehow remain the same? I mean, promises we made before we even knew how we would turn out, it seems a little crazy.",
"Pacey: The things we really want always seem like a good idea at the time.",
"Joey: Pace, I don't think I exactly wanted it. There was this small part of me that was relieved to get a break and was relieved to know that someone else was going to be taking care of him. And now...",
"Pacey: You just didn't expect to lose your place?",
"Joey: It sounds horrible.",
"Pacey: No. It doesn't sound horrible, it just sounds like the truth. I am a firm believer that things happen for a reason. And things have a wonderful habit of working themselves out regardless of how you may plan them to the contrary.",
"[Pacey hugs Joey]",
"[Scene: Jen and Dawson are ascending the stairs to the attic in Grams house]",
"Dawson: So, is this where you take your conquests to die?",
"Jen: [Laughs] I hope you're not afraid of the dark.",
"Dawson: You're not leaving me up here, are you?",
"Jen: I don't think it would be very proper to have relations with you in my grandma's-- [Dawson picks her up and places her on the bed. He lays down.] No! [Laughing] Dawson, put me down! Put me down. Put me down. You know what I think is scarier than an attic?",
"Dawson: What?",
"Jen: A basement.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Jen: Because it has stairs, and because things hide underneath the stairs.",
"Dawson: You're afraid of things hiding underneath the stairs?",
"Jen: Yes. And in closets and underneath the beds.",
"Dawson: You are deeply disturbed. I had no idea. That is adorable.",
"Jen: Hush. Well, it's a kind of thing that only boyfriends are privy to. So... wanna talk about what happened tonight?",
"Dawson: Nah.",
"Jen: How come? Guess you can't change reality.",
"Dawson: No. There's even something cathartic about it.",
"[Jen lays across Dawson's legs]",
"Jen: I've had it with catharsis. I'm taking a break. Only for the winter months.",
"Dawson: You can't have had it with catharsis. We've still got New Year's ahead of us.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Dawson... can we just be boring? I want to be very, very, very boring.",
"Dawson: Well, I hate to disappoint you, Jen, but, unfortunately, boredom is not exactly the feeling you inspire.",
"Jen: No?",
"Dawson: Mm-mm.",
"Jen: [sits up] Dawson, I think that this room has possibilities.",
"Dawson: What kind of possibilities?",
"Jen: [lays down on opposite end of bed] The kind we can talk about tomorrow."
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x10 | Appetite For Destruction | destinyros2005 |
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"Joey and Audrey go to a nightclub to celebrate Joey's excellent grades. There, Audrey tries to convince Joey to have some real fun. Charlie is also there and he hits on Joey, who turns him down because of what he did to Jen. But Charlie doesn't give up so easily and dares Joey to do something wild. She accepts the dare and goes on the stage to sing with the band. Excited about it, she impulsively kisses Charlie. Meanwhile, Pacey joins the girls at the club to celebrate his new promotion. Dawson and Jen go back to Capeside, where they have their first fight over what Dawson will do with his life. He ultimately decides to move to Boston and live with Jen and Grams."
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"[Scene: Jen has her hands over Dawson's eyes as she leads him from the front door through Grams' house and into the kitchen.]",
"Jen: Ok, stop stepping. Stop, ok. Ok, there we go. No peeking. No peeking.",
"Dawson: I'm-- I'm not peekin'. Trust me.",
"Jen: Cheaters never prosper.",
"[Both laugh]",
"Jen: Ok. Ok, curve to the right. Curve to the right.",
"Dawson: This way?",
"Jen: Ok. Now we're comin'--",
"Dawson: [Jen runs him into the door.] ow! Duh.",
"Jen: Sorry.",
"Dawson: It's ok.",
"Jen: It was the door.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Jen: Ok, there's a chair. Ok, sit down in the chair. Sit down in the chair. Ok. All right. Open your eyes.",
"Dawson: Ok, you realize for the \"hands over the eyes\" game to work the present has to be on the table, right?",
"Jen: You realize that to criticize the method in which the presents are presented means that you will never get presents again.",
"Dawson: You're very pretty.",
"Jen: All right. Since it is your big day, and we missed the requisite back-to-school shopping--",
"Dawson: You mean like the sale at old navy?",
"Jen: Right, because nothing smells more like the first day of school than cheap fleece, um, but I was thinking more along the lines of the basics. Number one, number two pencils.",
"Dawson: Aw, a classic.",
"Jen: Pencil sharpener. Loose-leaf binder paper. Little reinforcement tabbies for loose-leaf binder paper.",
"Dawson: Impressive. Very good.",
"Jen: Pens. Erasers. Erasers. Um, and a ruler.",
"Dawson: No math at film school, but I appreciate the thought.",
"Jen: And finally, la piece de la resistance. [Jen pulls an \"E.T.\" trapper keeper from the bag.]",
"Dawson: Oh, my god.",
"Jen: [Laughs] I really wanted to get some Reese's pieces so I could put 'em in the little plastic pencil holder thingie, but I felt like it would be too much.",
"Dawson: Nice show of restraint on your part. [Laughs] Thank you, Jen.",
"Jen: So, are you a little nervous?",
"Dawson: No, not at all. It's three classes, you know? Nothing too overwhelming, which is the key.",
"Jen: Yeah, that's good. You're just gonna ease right into it. That rigorous college schedule of napping and drinking.",
"Dawson: That's the plan. What, uh, time is your show?",
"Jen: Um... uh, it's really soon is what it is. Um, I should actually finish getting ready. Uh, will you meet me later for lunch?",
"Dawson: I would love to. [Dawson walks around the counter and kisses Jen goodbye.]",
"Jen: Baby, I gotta go.",
"Dawson: Ok. Ok.",
"Jen: Wait! Baby, baby. You forgot your trapper keeper.",
"Dawson: Oh. An oversight on my part. Couldn't want to leave the house without this.",
"Jen: Mmm. [Giggles]",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"Jen: Bye-bye. [Giggles]",
"[Dawson walks towards the front door.]",
"Jen: Have a good day at school, sweetie. [Giggles] [Turns around and whispers] He's so cute!",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: Joey and Elliot are having a discussion in her dorm room.]",
"Elliot: Admit it. It's one step above a Jackie Collins novel. It's all smut and no substance.",
"Joey: Well, I didn't realize you were so familiar with Jackie's work. I mean, don't be ashamed or anything.",
"Elliot: Don't go changing the subject doin' your little hair flippy thing, tryin' to distract me. I'm wise to your ways, Potter.",
"Joey: [Laughs] I'm sorry. What were we talking about again?",
"Elliot: [Sighs] I just want you to admit that the only reason you like Professor Wilder's book is because you think he's cute.",
"Joey: Well, I can't, because that's not true. It is painfully obvious that the only reason you don't like his book is because you think it's affecting your mojo with the ladies.",
"Elliot: Well, that shows how little you know me. I have no mojo to speak of.",
"Joey: I think you have a little.",
"Elliot: So, can I ask you a question?",
"Joey: You can. Ok. On Friday night, unless you're busy, and I know it's only Monday, but, you know, sometimes people, like, make plans for trips or something kind of early, so-- Elliot? Would you maybe want to see something? Or... eat something? With me?",
"Joey: Are you asking me to dinner and a movie?",
"Elliot: Kind of, but dinner and a movie just sounded so... date, you know? And this way, you know, it sounded much better. To me... in my mind.",
"Joey: I would love to... eat and see something with you on Friday. Really?",
"[Audrey walks in wearing shades and immediately turns her head away from Joey and Elliot.]",
"Audrey: Whoa! Whoa! Am I interrupting? Are there naked people in here?",
"Joey: No!",
"Audrey: [Turns to face them] Oh. Bummer. Well, well, well. Looking swanky! Do I detect some product in your hair? Are we moussing?",
"Elliot: You know, that's my cue, so... uh, I'll see you in class.",
"Joey: I'll be there.",
"Elliot: Bye, Audrey.",
"[Joey and Audrey stare at Elliot as he exists the room.]",
"Audrey: Hmm. Someone's got a boyfriend.",
"Joey: Audrey, your elementary school methods of taunting aren't gonna work this time.",
"Audrey: Who's got a boyfriend? Joey's got a boyfriend! [Leans over and tickles Joey.]",
"Joey: Ok, ok, tickle me one more time, I swear I will bite you.",
"Audrey: Seriously, Joey. What's going on with you and nice guy? Is he, like, your steady or what?",
"Joey: His name is Elliot, first of all. He's not my boyfriend. I have no boyfriend. We're just... getting to know each other.",
"Audrey: But you like him?",
"Joey: What's not to like? He's A...[they both reply at the same time] nice guy.",
"Audrey: Nice guy.",
"Audrey: Oh! [Laughs]",
"Joey: Bye. [Gets up and leaves.]",
"[Scene: Frat House. Jen walks through the front door in a sexy dress/skirt, wearing black boots. She makes her way towards Jack, walking around and stepping over some of the frat brothers. Jack is shooting pool with one of his brothers. Jack and Jen start up a conversation.]",
"Jen: [Slightly leans over the pool table.] Oh! Jack, why do I feel like all the boys are looking at me?",
"Jack: Well, because all the boys are looking at you.",
"Jen: Oh. Listen, as much as I enjoy being your very own personal postal service worker, I feel like it's time that you should start forwarding your mail the old-fashioned way.",
"Jack: Ok. Thanks, Jen. I'll, uh, I'll get to that today.",
"Jen: Ok. And, uh... this letter came for you, which looks kind of official. It's from a college, so I thought...",
"Jack: [opens and reads the letter.] hmm. Hey, come on, you wanna play?",
"Jen: Jack, you are on academic probation!",
"Jack: Sure, Jen, you can read my mail. I have no problem with that.",
"Jen: Well, I'm sorry, but, oh, my god, what happened? What were your grades?",
"Jack: I failed a few classes.",
"Jen: A few?!",
"Jack: Yeah, it's no big deal. I'll make it up this term.",
"Jen: Yeah, but when they put you on academic probation--",
"Jack: Jen! You can play, you can go. [Jen walks off.]",
"[Scene: Dawson walks down the sidewalk on campus observing the scenery. Different buildings are shown as Dawson circles. He looks to be astonished by what he sees. He walks into the V.A.B. building.]",
"[Scene: Oliver is upstairs in the V.A.B. building leaning over a fellow students shoulder looking and discussing something on a computer screen.]",
"Oliver: So, it's better now, right? Ok.",
"[Turns and looks over the banister and sees Dawson.]",
"Oliver: [Shouts] Hey! Dawson leery!",
"Dawson: [Shouts] Oliver, right?",
"Oliver: Like you don't remember. [Walks downstairs.] Hey! So... you're here. You've chosen. Fantastic.",
"Dawson: Thanks for the tip.",
"Oliver: Don't mention it. Now, let me fill you in on some of the basics of our little school.",
"Dawson: Cool.",
"Oliver: I heard the, uh-- the girl with the braids? Claims to have done the nasty with Tarantino, like that's an accomplishment, right? [Laughs]",
"Dawson: I think she heard you.",
"Oliver: Now, the guy with the beret? Amazing D.P. Picasso with his lighting. Too bad his ego's the size of a small country.",
"Dawson: [Talking to the bad ego guy.]Hi. I'm new here.",
"Oliver: Mmm. Now, the guy up there, wrote and directed the worst piece of dreck ever to come out of a film school!",
"Dawson: You know what? I'll just--I'm just gonna, uh... introduce myself around.",
"Oliver: Ok. Hey. Hey. Whatever floats your boat.",
"[Scene: Radio Station. Jen is taking radio callers while she plays with her stuffed bear and smells the flowers on her console.]",
"Jen: Well, for those of you who have tuned in expecting to hear Nick Drake: Get with the program, people. I've been doing this for weeks. This is Jen Lindley, and I'm here to answer any questions that you may have concerning matters of the heart. Or the groin. Caller number one, you're on the air.",
"Audrey: [Talks on the phone while she does her yoga exercises.] Uh, Jen, hi. Audrey Liddell here. Ok, my question of the day is this: Why do guys do anything to get your phone number, but once they have it never use it properly? I mean, why do they only use it for a booty call? Oh, and footnote: Where does the term \"booty call\" come from? I mean, if \"booty\" means \"s*x,\" why don't people ever say, \"let's go have booty\"?",
"Jen: Oh, first of all, uh, I just wanna reiterate, Audrey, that you don't have to use your full name every time that you call in to the radio show, because it's supposed to be confidential.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well, I have nothing to hide, sugarplum.",
"Jen: Secondly, callers, your questions do not have to be relegated to topics of a sexual nature. There is so much more to life than... booty. There's love and... romance and tenderness...",
"Audrey: Are you done with the public service announcement? Great. Ok, so here's what happened. Saturday night, I'm wearing my new vin baker boots. I'm looking good. I meet this guy--let's just call him buttface.",
"Jen: Audrey, I'm gonna stop you right there, 'cause I already know what's wrong.",
"Audrey: You do?",
"Jen: You are just bathing in negative energy. You've lost the love.",
"Audrey: I've lost the what?",
"Jen: The love. And you should find it, you should nurture it, and you should share your laughter and a warm cup of tea with a man who is worthy of loving you in return.",
"Audrey: You want me to have tea with a worthy man?",
"Jen: I don't wanna see you close the door on possibilities, Audrey. I wanna see you open up. Let the sunshine in.",
"Audrey: Ok. I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to Jennifer Lindley.",
"Jen: Caller number two: You're on the air.",
"[Scene: Jack is standing in the foyer of the Frat House while holding a football.]",
"Jack: Hey, what's up, dude? You wanna play a little mud football with us?",
"Blossom: Oh, can't. Got a lady comin' over. Oh, speakin' of which, I heard you had a cute little number over here this morning. Blonde, petite?",
"Jack: Yeah, that was just Jen, the walking buzzkill. And she's taken, by the way.",
"Blossom: What? You two have another argument?",
"Jack: Nah, she just came over to harass me about my grades.",
"Blossom: What's to harass? I thought our man McPhee was on the honor roll back in high school.",
"Jack: I was. I was. But now I'm on academic probation. [Chuckles] Who says men can't change, right?",
"Blossom: Dude, you're on academic probation? That's not cool.",
"Jack: No worries. I'll make it up this term.",
"Blossom: Yeah. You will. You see, we can't have our nibs failing out the first semester. That makes us look bad. I'm gonna have the dean breathing down my neck, and I don't need that.",
"Jack: I said I'll make it up, all right? You don't have to worry about it.",
"Blossom: Well, I hope not. Maybe you should be studying instead of playin' football. We got a quiz in Soc. comin' up, don't we?",
"Jack: I don't see you studying.",
"Blossom: Well, that's because I'm not on academic probation.",
"[Scene: Dawson, Oliver, and classmates sitting in theater seats while watching a film for class.]",
"Dawson: What is this?",
"Oliver: My new script.",
"Dawson: Cool. You want me to read it?",
"Oliver: Even better. I want you to direct it.",
"Dawson: Oh, I can't--I'm not lookin' for--",
"Oliver: no, no, no. Read it.",
"Wilder: Quiet.",
"Oliver: Then we'll talk.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"Oliver: Awesome trapper keeper!",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"[Scene: Joey is walking down the campus sidewalk and Elliot shoots out of no where.]",
"Elliot: H-how do you feel about Indian food?",
"Joey: Excuse me?",
"Elliot: For Friday. Some people have a problem with curry. I'm not one of them, but if you don't enjoy Nan, then, really, what's the point?",
"Joey: You are so odd.",
"Elliot: Am I too odd?",
"Joey: No! [Laughs] I'll keep you posted.",
"Wilder: You're both late for my class.",
"Joey: So are you.",
"Wilder: Good point. Hello, Elliot.",
"Elliot: Hey, professor. Uh, I'm gonna get goin' now.",
"Joey: Ok. Bye. [Joey starts heading to class.]",
"Wilder: You, wait. I have news on the Lazare front.",
"Joey: Uh-oh. Good news or news that means I'll be in the files all weekend?",
"Wilder: Oh, how quickly they turn. We're finished. Or, rather, you're finished. I now plan on benefiting from the fruits of your hard labor by getting published in an obscure journal that no one, not even my mother, will wind up reading. So, what do you say?",
"Joey: About what? You know, for an English teacher, you don't talk too good.",
"Wilder: Dinner, Friday night. I'm taking you all out to celebrate. Was that better?",
"Joey: Much.",
"Wilder: Good. It's gonna be fancy, so wear your best jeans.",
"Joey: Not a problem. I'll be there.",
"Wilder: Great. And now you're officially late for my class. Tsk, tsk, tsk. What are we gonna do with you, Joey Potter?",
"Joey: Friday night. [Talking to herself.]",
"[Scene: Jen and Dawson are talking in Grams' kitchen]",
"Jen: So, are you gonna talk to Oliver today? You've been puttin' it off all week.",
"Dawson: I know. I know.",
"Jen: I mean, is the script really that bad?",
"Dawson: No. I don't hate it at all. There's a lot of really good stuff in there. I have a couple ideas how to make it better.",
"Jen: Naturally.",
"Dawson: But there's no point in getting into it, because I'm not gonna direct it, so--",
"Jen: but I don't see why, I mean, if the script isn't bad?",
"Dawson: It's not my script. I mean, I don't know how to direct somebody else's words. I don't even want to. I wanna do my own stuff.",
"Jen: Oh, that's cool. So, do you have, um, some unproduced material lying around that I just haven't heard about?",
"Dawson: That's not the point. The point is I don't wanna direct anything right now. A project like that completely takes over your life, and my life is just starting to feel normal, you know. I'm not ready to make that kind of commitment to a film. Especially somebody else's film.",
"Jen: Oh, I see.",
"Dawson: I know what you're doin'. I've been to therapy. I know the tricks.",
"Jen: Ok. As the supportive girlfriend, I am required to tell you when you have that look in your eyes, and... you've got a twinkle.",
"Dawson: Or maybe that's just 'cause I'm around you.",
"Jen: Oh, naturally, I contribute to the twinkle, but I do not take full credit for the twinkle. Dawson, you like this script, so why don't you just talk to him? Why don't you just see what he has to say?",
"Dawson: I'll think about it.",
"Jen: Ok, I gotta go. My producer wants to talk to me before the show.",
"Dawson: Ok. Still on for lunch?",
"Jen: Absolutely.",
"Dawson: Cool. [Laughs] Come here!",
"[Scene: Scented candles burning in the fore front, Pacey waiting impatiently while Audrey is finishing her yoga workout and Joey is sitting at her desk.]",
"Pacey: Carpooling to work was a mistake. I see that now.",
"Audrey: [Exhales loudly] Don't get your panties all in a bunch. I'm finished. Anyway, we can't leave until we help Joey with her little dilemma.",
"Pacey: What dilemma?",
"Joey: Nothing.",
"Audrey: Joey made two dates for the same night.",
"Joey: Audrey? When my eyes bug out like this, what does that mean in your world?",
"Pacey: How very Marcia Brady of you, Jo. So, tell me. Who are the lucky contestants?",
"Audrey: Well, behind door number one, we have nice guy.",
"Joey: His name is Elliot, for god's sake.",
"Audrey: A sweet young lad who's quite smitten with our Joey. Cute, funny, wears sweater vests, which is the only strike against him thus far.",
"Pacey: That's bad.",
"Audrey: So, who's behind door number two?",
"Joey: Can we not do this?",
"Audrey: Ah, yes, the professor. The forbidden fruit, if you will.",
"Joey: He's not fruit. He's my teacher, and it's not a date, it's an academic group activity with the entire--",
"Audrey: well, which doesn't mean that it couldn't end up with date-like circumstances, the two of you wrapped around each other like squid.",
"Joey: Oh, beautiful image, Audrey, but not one that I'm entertaining. And if I were to cancel on Elliot tonight, it would only be to further my academic career.",
"Pacey: Oh. Hey, now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you already way ahead of the curve on the academic career? The only thing you don't have goin' for you right now is a social life, right?",
"Joey: I have a social life. Well, what is this? Socializing.",
"Audrey: All right, listen. I'm all for you bedding down with a gorgeous professor.",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah. Been there, done that. It's good.",
"Audrey: But, quite frankly, I don't think you have the guts. Which is fine, because nice guy has serious boyfriend potential. Which means that there's no reason not to go out with him. Unless... unless...",
"Joey: Unless what?",
"Audrey: Well, unless you're not ready for a boyfriend yet.",
"Joey: Why wouldn't I be ready for a boyfriend?",
"Audrey: Boyfriends are time-consuming things, and... some people think that they're ready, but they're not, and... it's not just going to dinner a bunch of times and gettin' greasy afterwards.",
"Pacey: It's not?",
"Audrey: No! It's letting your guard down. You know, getting past the small talk and really allowing yourself to be intimate with somebody new. Are you really sure that you're ready to do that?",
"Joey: Yes. 100% ready.",
"Audrey: Ok. Great. Then I guess you'll be going out with nice guy tonight.",
"Joey: Ok.",
"Pacey: Let's go.",
"[Scene: Jack walking up the sidewalk to the Frat House and some of the Frat Brothers are out on the lawn.]",
"Blossom: Hey, McPhee!",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Blossom: So, what did I miss?",
"Jack: Not much. We got our quizzes back.",
"Blossom: Oh, yeah? How'd you do? [Jack displays the 'A' on his quiz.] Oh, nice!",
"Jack: Nice!",
"Blossom: Yeah.",
"Jack: Glad you approve.",
"Blossom: Hey. Look, I didn't mean to get all up in your face before. I was just lookin' out for you. You know I got your back, right?",
"Jack: Really? 'Cause it didn't feel like you had my back. It felt more like you were on it.",
"Blossom: You took it wrong, then. Hey, how 'bout we do it up right tonight? You know? Celebrate your accomplishment. What do you say?",
"Jack: Yeah. All right. Sounds good.",
"Blossom: All right? Let's go tell the boys.",
"Jack: Yeah. All right.",
"[Scene: Film classroom.]",
"Professor: And, uh, whoever checked out \"Fear and Desire\" from the video library, would they please return it so others can finish their papers?",
"Woman: [Looking at Dawson's \"E.T.\" trapper keeper] Mmm?",
"Dawson: It was a gift.",
"Professor: I'll see you on Monday.",
"Oliver: Did you read my script yet?",
"Dawson: Oliver. Um...yeah.",
"Oliver: Great! I have a, uh, preliminary shooting schedule here. It's flexible.",
"Dawson: You know, Oliver. I can't do it. I'm sorry.",
"Oliver: Y-you can't do it? Why? How? Y-you have to do it, Dawson. Y-you're the only one who can do it.",
"Dawson: I'm flattered, but, uh, it-- it's complicated.",
"Oliver: What? Th-the story? It's supposed to be. D-did you not understand the--the flashbacks? W-w-were they not clear enough, or--",
"Dawson: No, that's not what I meant. Um... although, the flashbacks I... don't think you need. You're usin' them as a crutch. I think you can tell the story without them.",
"Oliver: Was that a note?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Oliver: Do you have... notes on my script?",
"Dawson: A few.",
"Oliver: Yeah. All right. Let's go.",
"Dawson: Where?",
"Oliver: Lunch.",
"Dawson: Ok. I've got plans with my girlfriend, so--",
"Oliver: And bring your notes.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"[Scene: Citizens Restaurant. Jen is sitting on the counter eating garnish while Pacey is working.]",
"Jen: This is completely unbelievable.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know. If Danny found you in here, I'd be fired.",
"Jen: How can they think that I've lost my edge? I am nothing but edge, Pacey. I am razor sharp, baby.",
"Pacey: And yet here you are, eating garnish. So, what's the problem?",
"Jen: I don't know. My producer called me in and told me that my shows this week have been terrible. And that if I don't go back to doing things the way that I was doing them before, that they're gonna cancel me.",
"Pacey: Before what?",
"Jen: I don't know before what. Before... me and Dawson.",
"Pacey: Ah. And the clouds part.",
"Jen: But that makes absolutely no sense, because I was miserable then, and I'm happy now.",
"Pacey: It makes perfect sense to me. Nobody likes happy people.",
"Jen: But if you--if you had a relationship question, wouldn't you rather talk to somebody who was in... a healthy, loving relationship?",
"Pacey: Hell, no. I always prefer to get my advice from people who are far more dysfunctional than I am. That way I feel good about my life.",
"Jen: Fine. Fine. Ok. If that's what the people want, if they want me to be nasty and sarcastic, I can do that. I just need something that's gonna take me there. Pacey, say something disgusting.",
"Pacey: Sure, would you prefer sexist or just downright vulgar?",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Jen: Hold that thought. Hello. Hello, my little pumpkin.",
"Pacey: Oh, you are so fired.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey is in her dorm holding a telephone in her hand.]",
"[Knock on door]",
"Elliot: Hey. I was wondering if 7:00's too early. I know we said 7:30, but I was afraid we might miss the movie.",
"Joey: Actually, Elliot, I was... I was just about to call you.",
"Elliot: Is everything ok?",
"Joey: Everything's fine. Um... I think I might be coming down with something.",
"Elliot: Oh.",
"Joey: And I wanted to wait and see how I felt, you know, because I really wanted to go tonight.",
"Elliot: Right. Of course.",
"Joey: But my-- my throat's all scratchy and...",
"Elliot: Well... I don't want you to get sick.",
"Joey: And I don't wanna get you sick.",
"Elliot: Yeah. That, too.",
"Joey: So, anyway, I--I think it would be better if I... stayed home and went to bed early.",
"Elliot: Yeah. That's definitely the right thing to do.",
"Joey: I'm sorry this is so last-minute.",
"Elliot: You couldn't have known you were gonna get sick, right? You should get some rest and drink plenty of fluids. Maybe we can do it again some other time or something.",
"Joey: [In a whispered tone] Absolutely. Ok.",
"Elliot: Great. Well... feel better. Bye. [Elliot walks off]",
"[Joey closes the door and lies down on her bed.]",
"[Scene: Grams house. Jen is sitting on her bed reading through adult magazines.]",
"Jen: You're still wearing a training bra. Why breast implants may be the right choice for you. Oh, man. I got nothin'. But I really like those shoes.",
"Dawson: Ok, those aren't mine.",
"Jen: I have lost my edge. I am about to lose my show, and it's all your fault.",
"Dawson: How, exactly?",
"Jen: Well, because-- because you made me happy, and now I'm boring. I'm happy and I'm boring. Are you proud of yourself?",
"Dawson: You look so cute with a Penthouse on your lap.",
"Jen: Dawson, this is serious. This is a problem.",
"Dawson: I've got a better problem. Oliver wants to come to dinner with us.",
"Jen: What? You've already spent all day with him.",
"Dawson: I know. I know. But we haven't really gone over the notes. We've only gotten through, like, half the script.",
"Jen: Oh, baby. Are you gonna do the movie?",
"Dawson: No. Well, I... I haven't really decided yet, but probably not.",
"Jen: Well, then, I don't understand why he has to come to dinner with us.",
"Dawson: He doesn't. You just say the word and I'll tell him to forget about it.",
"Jen: No, it's fine. He can come.",
"Oliver: [Peeking head up the stairs.] See? I told you she wouldn't mind. Nice p0rn. Oh. Ok. You gotta... fine. I'll just... [Oliver leaves the room.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I told him to wait downstairs.",
"[Scene: Citizens restaurant. Jack is drinking at the bar while his fraternity brothers are having drinks across the room.]",
"Waitress: Startin' a little early, aren't we?",
"Jack: They don't call it happy hour for nothin', right?",
"Eric: Hey. Hey. Cut our boy some slack here. He's had a little bit of a rough week, huh?",
"Jack: He has?",
"Eric: Academic probation? Hmm? Sucks to be you, dude. I also heard blossom ripped you a new one, too.",
"Jack: Yeah? Who'd you hear that from?",
"Eric: I don't know. Everyone, I guess. It's hard to keep a secret among brothers, right?",
"Jack: You mean it's hard for you guys not to talk trash about your friends.",
"Eric: Hey, we gotta know where you stand so we know whether or not it's cool to take you out. That's all.",
"Jack: Oh, so it's a conditional brotherhood now?",
"Eric: Mm-hmm.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's good to know. Thanks.",
"Eric: Come on, man. We'll still like ya even if you are a little stupid. We'll just, uh, we'll use fewer syllables around you. How about that, huh? [Eric walks off.]",
"[Stares over at his partying frat brothers.]",
"Jack: [To the bar attendee] Hey. Give me another one.",
"[Scene: Professor Wilder and his students are walk out of some restaurant.]",
"Wilder: So, did I, uh, did I leave you guys enough time for your real Friday night fun? Oh, you thought when you suggested dinner at 6:00 that I wouldn't get it? Yeah. Ok, go. Go. Keggers await.",
"Students: Thank you very much. Thanks.",
"Wilder: You're welcome. [Students walk off] And you, Joey Potter, where are you off to this fine evening?",
"Joey: Oh, nowhere. Just back to the dorms.",
"Wilder: Oh. Well, then you're walking in my direction. [Joey accepts Professor Wilders awaiting arm.]",
"[Scene: Joey and Professor Wilder walking down the sidewalk.]",
"Joey: No, you're wrong. I finished it in one sitting. That must mean something.",
"Wilder: Yeah, it means I wrote a bathroom book. You'll finish it before you flush.",
"Joey: I'm serious. I thought it was honest and complex. Ok, maybe not complex. But riveting. I mean, especially the part about the girl. That...that was beautiful.",
"Wilder: Actually, that's my favorite part.",
"Joey: Was she based on a real person? Because I figured out which one of the guys is you. You're Michael, right?",
"Wilder: Yeah. What gave it away? Oh, right. That would be the bad writing.",
"[Scene: Dawson, Jen, and Oliver are eating and talking in a cafe/restaurant.]",
"Dawson: It's not relevant to the story.",
"Oliver: How can you say it's not relevant? It explains why she's afraid to be loved. It's called back story. Hello?",
"Dawson: It's called unnecessary. You don't need to be hit over the head with subtext.",
"Jen: When I read it--",
"Oliver: How can I trust you? You don't even like the ending.",
"Dawson: I like the ending. I'm just not convinced it's the best way to go.",
"Jen: That's because it's actually not the best way--",
"Dawson: Besides, you said you would think about it.",
"Oliver: I thought about it, and it's a bad idea.",
"Dawson: When did you think about that? I've been with you all day.",
"Jen: Would anybody care to split a sundae with me? Anybody?",
"[Scene: Joey and Professor Wilder walking down the sidewalk talking]",
"Joey: No. It was just-- it felt like you. Sort of dry and self-deprecating. I liked him. In the book, I mean. But the girl, she's not how I pictured her at all.",
"Wilder: Not how you pictured who?",
"Joey: Your wife.",
"Wilder: I don't have a wife.",
"Joey: You--I remember you told me you had a wife and kid.",
"Wilder: Did I? I must have been trying to rationalize some bad behavior at the time. I use the wife and kid bit to get me out of things I don't wanna do.",
"Joey: You're serious? You just lie?",
"Wilder: No, I don't lie. I, uh, I create characters.",
"Joey: So, what about the girl in the book? Or is she just another made-up character?",
"Wilder: No, Sandrine was very real.",
"Joey: Did you love her?",
"Wilder: Yes, I did.",
"Joey: Why'd you break up?",
"Wilder: God, a million reasons. I don't know. She was crazy, which is exactly what you want when you're 21. You stop wanting that as you get older.",
"Joey: What do you want when you get older?",
"Wilder: Coffee. You want coffee. You wanna get some coffee?",
"[Scene: Dawson and Oliver still going at each other in the restaurant while Jen is slowly getting more angry.]",
"Dawson: If you're not gonna be open to anything I have to say--",
"Oliver: I would be open if I thought you were being open.",
"Dawson: I'd be open if I thought you were right. Ol-- Oliver, you're too close to it.",
"Oliver: Ok, you know what? This isn't working. I'm gonna have to let you go.",
"Dawson: You're firing me?",
"Oliver: If that's the way you wanna call it.",
"Dawson: You can't fire me. Oliver, I never agreed to do your movie in the-- [Oliver walks off.] Can you believe that guy?",
"[Scene: Joey and Professor Wilder walk by the riverfront. The lighted city looks beautiful in the background...quite romantic like.]",
"Wilder: So, what about you? I seem to recall a certain story about a certain boy. What happened there?",
"Joey: Nothing. He met someone else, or re-met her, as the case may be. [They sit down on a nearby bench] Anyway, it's over. We're over.",
"Wilder: I'm sorry to hear about that.",
"Joey: What can you do?",
"Wilder: Start dating, I guess.",
"Joey: I guess. I mean, I'm trying to, but...",
"Wilder: but what?",
"Joey: It's just hard. I mean, it takes all this energy and effort, and you have no way of knowing that it's going to be worth it at the end of the day.",
"Wilder: No, you don't.",
"Joey: So what's the point?",
"Wilder: There's no point. You should probably quit. Join a convent. You'd look good in a habit.",
"Joey: Thank you. You know, you think I'm kidding, but that's a very appealing notion.",
"Wilder: Come on. And give up all those first crush butterflies? Never.",
"Joey: Yeah, but that's just it. I mean, the butterflies never seem to accompany the right people, you know? The nice guys who are right for you, they never make your stomach go flip-flop.",
"Wilder: So, who gives you flip-flops, Joey Potter?",
"Joey: [pauses] People who shouldn't.",
"Wilder: Well, that hardly seems fair.",
"[Long moment of staring at each other.]",
"Joey: Nope. Not fair at all. [They lean in and kiss.]",
"[They both start fumbling with their actions and words.]",
"Wilder: [Oh. Ok. Oh, wow. I'm gonna go to prison, aren't I?",
"Joey: No. No. Um, it's ok. I think we can leave the feds out of this one. I think I may have even been an accomplice.",
"Wilder: You were? Ok. Thank god.",
"Joey: But I should go.",
"Wilder: Yeah. Great idea. Let's go.",
"Joey: Uh, maybe I should go first.",
"Wilder: Yes, you should go. And then I'll go later. To my house. And you'll go to your house.",
"Joey: Dorm.",
"Wilder: Dorm.",
"Joey: Right.",
"Wilder: And I'll go to my house.",
"Joey: Ok. [Joey starts to walk away and looks back] Good night, professor.",
"Wilder: Good night.",
"[Scene: Citizens Restaurant. Jack and frat brothers are drinking.]",
"Blossom: You see, McPhee. If you walk the line between partying and studying, maintain the balance, it's all good.",
"Jack: Oh, gee, blossom. Your concern for my well-being is so touching I think I'm gonna cry.",
"Blossom: What's the problem now? I thought we were having a nice time here.",
"Jack: Oh, we are, man. I mean, we're best buds, right? Till I slip up and do something to embarrass the mighty sigma epsilon. Like fail a couple classes, right, guys?",
"Blossom: Man, I don't know what you're talking about.",
"Jack: You don't care about my troubles. All you care about is how it affects the house.",
"Blossom: Damn straight.",
"Jack: So that's how it's gonna be now, huh?",
"Blossom: That's how it's always been. The house comes first. What, you didn't get that?",
"Jack: I guess not. [Starts to walk away]",
"Blossom: Well, don't go getting all emotional on me, your eyes welling up and whatnot. Man, it's like talking to a chick.",
"Jack: [Throws a stool out of his way and comes face-to-face with the guy] You wanna say that to my face? Huh?",
"Blossom: Step back, man.",
"Eric: Come on, jack. Hey, he's just messing with you.",
"Jack: What, you're gonna take his side, too? Huh, Eric? All you guys? Are you gonna side with him?",
"[Pacey sees what is about to ensue and runs and tries to pull Jack back]",
"Pacey: What's goin' on here? Can I get you a cup of coffee?",
"Jack: I can't believe I never realized what a jackass you are.",
"Blossom: And you, McPhee, have been a real disappointment all around.",
"Jack: Yeah, how's that?",
"Blossom: You were supposed to help us clean up our image. As it turns out, you've done nothing but make it worse. It wasn't even worth bringing you into the house.",
"[Jack hauls off and punches his frat brother and a brawl commences.]",
"Pacey: [Tries to get in and stop the fight] Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on, now!",
"[The frat brothers semi-tried to hold back their leader, but he gets in a few more stomach shots than Jack who is being held back by Pacey.]",
"Jack: Get off me, Pace! [Jack struggles to out of Pacey's grasp when he busts a glass on the bar with his hand. Blood covers his hand.]",
"Pacey: [Grabs a cloth and tries to wrap Jack's hand.] Come here. Come here.",
"Jack: Damn it! Jesus Christ.",
"Blossom: Let's go, guys.",
"Audrey and Others: Oh, my god. Oh, my god.",
"Pacey: Take a seat right now. [Jack sits on a nearby stool.]",
"Audrey: Oh, my god.",
"Pacey: Audrey, put some pressure on that, ok?",
"Audrey: [Jack is leaning against her bleeding.] Oh, my god. Ok? Ok. Ok. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.",
"[Scene: Joey is getting back from her date when she sees that Elliot has left her a basket full of medicine and a get well card in front of her door. She looks guilty and feels ashamed.]",
"[Scene: Grams house. Jen is in her room applying makeup when Dawson enters.]",
"Dawson: [Knock on door] So, I've been thinking about last night. I think I could've handled that better.",
"Jen: Yeah?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I mean, poor Oliver. The guy was really upset. Granted, he's obnoxious.",
"Jen: Well, that's an understatement.",
"Dawson: But he's got a really unique voice, and he's obviously very passionate about the script. Which is a good thing, you know? That's how I would be. Actually, he kind of reminds me of me a little bit. Remember how I used to be?",
"Jen: Uh-huh.",
"Dawson: When I was doing the Brooks movie and the one before that.",
"Jen: And the one before that.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Which made me realize, I think I am ready to direct somebody else's words. You know, I've done my own thing enough times, I think this would be an entirely new challenge for me.",
"Jen: Mm-hmm.",
"Dawson: I think I should apologize to him.",
"Jen: Hmm.",
"Dawson: Are you mad at me?",
"Jen: Well, congratulations to you. Ding! Ding! Ding! I've only been pissed off at you since last night.",
"Dawson: You have?",
"Jen: Yes. First, you totally ditch me for our lunch date, and then you invite Dennis the Menace along to have dinner with us, which is totally infringing on our personal time, which is precious, don't you think?",
"Dawson: Absolutely it is.",
"Jen: And then you let that loud-mouth weasel treat me like I'm a piece of arm candy. Neither one of you listened to a single thing that I had to say, and you have to admit, I am completely right about that first s*x scene being totally gratuitous. It is just an excuse for Oliver to look at a pair of boobs in the flesh. Why don't you give him $20 and tell him to get a lap dance?",
"Dawson: Jen, I am so sorry.",
"Jen: [Pausing for a moment] Oh, my god! It's back! I gotta go! [Jen leaves the room.]",
"Dawson: What's back?",
"[Jen re-enters the room and kisses Dawson.]",
"Jen: I forgive you.",
"[Scene: Joey enters her dorm and Audrey is practicing yoga by doing a head stand.]",
"Audrey: I did it, Joey. I'm a yogi master. I am centered, I am balanced. Nothing can penetrate my inner source of calm.",
"Joey: Audrey, I kissed Wilder last night and just dumped nice guy. [Walks over and sits on bed.]",
"Audrey: [Falls over.] Whoa. Ok. Ow. That wasn't fair. [Stumbles over to the bed]",
"Joey: Me and Elliot weren't really going out, so technically, it wasn't a dump, but I did give him back his NyQuil.",
"Audrey: Wait, let's just rewind here to the kiss. What happened? And more importantly, was there tongue involved?",
"Joey: Well, we kissed. I pulled away. End of story. Every other girl on campus probably would have slept with him.",
"Audrey: Wait a minute. Are you saying you wanted to sleep with him?",
"Joey: No. I don't know. But I just-- I didn't want to stop kissing him.",
"Audrey: So why did you?",
"Joey: Because I freaked out. I got scared like I always do.",
"Audrey: Ok. That happens.",
"Joey: Yeah, but, Audrey, I'm sick of it. I mean, I came to Worthington to change my life and to become a different person. And what happened? My stupid life followed me here.",
"Audrey: Yup. Well, that was an unfortunate turn of events.",
"Joey: And I'm trapped. I mean, I can't quite wipe the slate clean because, you know, if I pretend to be somebody new, everybody already knows me here.",
"Audrey: Why do you have to be somebody new? If you weren't you, we might not be friends.",
"Joey: Yeah, but... well, good point.",
"Audrey: Think about this, Joey. These opportunities that keep presenting themselves, they're presenting themselves to you, not to me. Not to anybody else. And all you have to do is just seize them. Stop wasting your time wishing that you were somebody else. And just grab hold of what have coming to you. Because you never know when it's gonna come your way again. [brief pause] So... how good of a kisser was he? On a scale of 1 to 10.",
"Joey: 20.",
"Audrey: Oh! He's so cute.",
"Joey: Yeah, it was good. I shouldn't have stopped.",
"[Scene: Jen is talking to callers on the radio.]",
"Jen: So, what you're saying, Brenda, is that your boyfriend will break up with you if you don't wear thong underwear?",
"Brenda: That's about it.",
"Jen: Yeah. Ok. Well, it seems to me like you have two options here. You can either dump him, or you can dump him! Hello? Guys? Word to the wise. Before you try and force your girlfriend into a thong, why don't you try putting a piece of floss between your butt cheeks and see how much you like it. Caller number three, you're on the air.",
"[Scene: Citizens Restaurant. Jack walks up to Pacey and lays a check on the bar.]",
"Pacey: What's this?",
"Jack: Part of what I owe you for the damages. Just, uh, you know, let me know how much it all is, and I'll get it to you as soon as I can.",
"Pacey: You know, you could have gotten me fired last night, Jack. So, do you wanna talk to me about it?",
"Jack: About what?",
"Pacey: About whatever it is that's making you do this to yourself, man.",
"Jack: [Sighs] What exactly am I doing to myself, Pacey?",
"Pacey: Well, for starters, you're flunking yourself out of school. You can talk to me all you like about makeup exams, 'cause, believe me, I'm the king of makeup exams. And you can tell me that the whole thing's crap, you don't care about your grades, but I'm not gonna buy that, Jack. Especially not from you. 'Cause I know how hard you worked to get yourself into college. I know that it must terrify you to be on academic probation. And it terrifies you because you just don't know how you got to this point, right? All you were doing was cuttin' loose, having a little bit of fun. I mean, believe me, man, I understand that. I've been there. I know what it's like.",
"Jack: What do you want from me, huh?",
"Pacey: Nothing. I'm just curious. I'm just curious, 'cause from my perspective, you're flunking out of school, and you're drinking like you got a deathwish, all so you can hang out with a bunch of guys who pretty much attacked you last night.",
"Jack: They didn't attack me last night.",
"Pacey: They didn't attack you? No. Jack, it was 10 on one in there. And they left you here, bleeding, just in case you forgot. So I'm just curious. Is it worth it? Are they worth it?",
"Jack: [Gut check moment.] I gotta go. [He walks off.]",
"[Scene: Dawson walks up to Oliver outside the film school.]",
"Dawson: Oliver. Can I talk to you? I, uh, I just wanted to tell ya, I think you might be right about that one scene. There is some pivotal information--",
"Oliver: Nah, I cut it out.",
"Dawson: Oh. Well... good, 'cause you don't need it. Look, I'm sorry. I went a little overboard yesterday. I think part of me was trying to sabotage the whole thing. Well, it worked. You gotta understand. I wasn't looking to get involved in anything. I just kind of wanted to coast for myself for a while, reacquaint myself with the world slowly, you know? And then, uh, you threw your script at me, and I really liked it. I got excited, and, uh, I didn't want to get excited. I was kind of trying to... feel as little as possible. Probably doesn't make any sense to you, but--",
"Oliver: No, that makes total sense. You were afraid that the upswing of throwing yourself into a new project would inevitably produce a downswing when you finished it. Right? And, hey, man. You're probably tired of feeling down.",
"Dawson: I am.",
"Oliver: Plus the guilt that comes with doing something that might make you feel good when you're supposed to be dealing with this... this huge thing. You know what, Dawson? I can't guarantee that none of those things will happen, but if you try to coast through life not feeling anything good just so you don't have to feel anything bad... that's no way to live.",
"Dawson: I really want to direct your film.",
"Oliver: Ok.",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"Oliver: You're welcome.",
"Dawson: I have one question, though.",
"Oliver: Shoot.",
"Dawson: Why aren't you directing it?",
"Oliver: Oh. Um, yeah. That's part of what I wanted to tell you. You know the part of Gage?",
"Dawson: The lead?",
"Oliver: Yeah. I wanna play him. [Puts his headphones on and walks off.]",
"Dawson: [Realizes what Oliver just told him and runs after him.] Hold on. Oliver.",
"[Ending Credits.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x11 | Something Wilder | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson and Jen see that living together is not as much fun as they hoped it would be. Between ruined toothbrushes and bathroom overcrowding, they get on each other's nerves. Jen faces a new challenge at work after she turns her regular show into an advice show. She mainly gives advice to other girls with problems, and makes statements on men that hurt Dawson's feelings. She comes home expecting a fight, but Dawson surprises her by saying he won't ever treat her badly. Meanwhile, Melanie (Pacey's ex) shows up offering Pacey a job working on her uncle's new boat in the Greek Islands. After a lot of thinking, Pacey decides not to go, since he has made a successful life in Boston. Jack, somewhat estranged from Jen, moves into the fraternity house and gets his own room, but has some problems staying there after he discovers he was supposed to be rooming with another guy who felt uncomfortable living with a gay guy."
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"[Scene: The deck of Pacey's boat. Pacey's cleaning on the top of the deck when Melanie comes walking up to the boat behind him.]",
"Melanie: hey, don't I know you from somewhere?",
"Pacey: Well, I don't know. All of us male models tend to look the same.",
"Melanie: I don't know... you vaguely resemble this boy I had the time of my life with last summer.",
"Pacey: Come on up here.",
"Melanie: [Laughs]",
"Pacey: Melanie Shea Thompson. [Laughs] I always had this funny feeling that your and my paths were gonna cross again. What took you so long?",
"Melanie: I, uh, got busy.",
"Pacey: Got busy... kind of sounds like code for you started dating guys more appropriate to your station in life.",
"Melanie: There was a guy. Didn't work out, though. So is this what you do all day? Boat stuff? Shouldn't you have a job, or something?",
"Pacey: I do actually have a job.",
"Melanie: Wait. My cute, slacker boyfriend went and got himself a job?",
"Pacey: Yeah. You ever heard of civilization?",
"Melanie: As in the hippest restaurant in town? You work there?",
"Pacey: That's me.",
"Melanie: Wow. Talk about shattering a girls faith in the natural order of the universe.",
"Pacey: What did you expect? Your uncle was just gonna let me live on his boat free-of-charge for the rest of my life? I had to do something to pay the rent.",
"Melanie: Well, actually, that, um... that leads me to why I'm here. I've got some bad news for you. My uncle sold the boat.",
"Pacey: Well, that sucks.",
"Melanie: Yeah. But I have good news, too. My uncle selling the boat is true, but what I failed to tell you is that he bought another boat... a bigger boat, an 8o-foot shipyard schooner, to be exact, and he sent me down her to ask you if you wanted to sail around the Greek islands with him. Well, I volunteered, actually.",
"Pacey: Are you kidding?",
"Melanie: I kid you not. It leaves in 3 days. All you gotta do is remember to get your butt to the airport.",
"Pacey: Interesting.",
"Melanie: Interesting? Is that all you have to say? What happened to the guy who was ready to take the next boat out of here?",
"Pacey: He's still present and accounted for. Just say you caught him a little bit off guard.",
"Melanie: Well, I should go before this boat stirs feelings that I have neither the time nor the luxury to act on.",
"Pacey: [Laughs]",
"Melanie: But think about it, Pacey. It's the real deal.",
"[She leaves and he just sits there on the deck of the boat.]",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Jen and Gram' Bathroom. Jen is in the bathroom putting on her makeup when Dawson comes to the open door and knocks on it.]",
"[Knocks]",
"Dawson: Safe to come in?",
"Jen: A woman at work. Enter at your own risk.",
"Dawson: They're showing last year's senior thesis films at Vis-Arts after registration. Want to join me?",
"Jen: [Sighs] I would, but after bluffing my way through a philosophy midterm, which I am praying is multiple choice, then I have to go to the radio station and do a shift.",
"Dawson: Ok. Let's grab dinner tonight or something. It's been a while since we just hung out.",
"Jen: I can't. I have to take publicity stills down at the station.",
"Dawson: You know, I never really thought you were that into makeup.",
"Jen: You have no idea how much makeup it takes to look like you're really not that into makeup.",
"Dawson: I thought I knew all your secrets.",
"Jen: You'll never know all a girl's secrets.",
"Dawson: You wouldn't happen to know the secret of where my toothbrush is, would you?",
"Jen: It has a blue handle, doesn't it?",
"Dawson: That's the one.",
"Jen: [Sighs] Yeah... I thought it was old and used it to separate my eyelashes. I'm sorry.",
"Dawson: That's all right. I'll just use yours, if it's ok?",
"Jen: Actually...",
"Dawson: Jen, we've been sleeping together for 3 weeks.",
"Jen: I know, but it's my toothbrush.",
"Dawson: Ok. All right. No problem. Ahem. That is quite an extensive dental floss collection you've got going there.",
"Jen: Well, there's a lot of different varieties, with a lot of different applications. [] You know what-- Dawson, please. That's my drawer.",
"Dawson: Yes, it is.",
"Jen: I'm sorry. I don't mean to freak you out. I'm",
"Dawson: takes a lot more than that to scare me. [He kisses her]Good morning.",
"[Scene: Prof. Wilder's Classroom. He is lecturing the class as he walks around, taking notice of a certain boy who is transfixed with the back of Joey's head.]",
"Wilder: Wilder: Of course, writing a first novel is a major undertaking, and it could be argued that like, say... getting married, it's not something one should attempt before the age of 25. However, that is not going to stop us from trying. So for next time, I want you to read the first 2 books on your syllabus. One's a masterpiece, the other a dismal, horrific failure. If you can't tell which is which, you might want to rethink your schedules. Ok? [He looks around but no one answers.] We good? Till next time.",
"[Everyone gets up to leave]",
"Wilder: Not so fast, miss potter.",
"[she stays behind as everyone except the boy leaves]",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Wilder: Hi. Joey, is there anyone in this class with whom you would wish to become better acquainted?",
"Joey: Is this a trick question?",
"Wilder: I have a sneaking suspicion that boy in the back there is waiting to talk to you. Elliot! Elliot sawyer. His name's Elliot. Had him for freshman comp. Elliot, are you waiting to talk to me?",
"Elliot: Um... no.",
"Wilder: And is your shoe actually untied?",
"Elliot: No, not so much.",
"Wilder: I'm rarely wrong about these things. Elliot, we're you attempting to flirt with this girl over here.",
"Elliot: No. No, I was just",
"Wilder: oh, that's too bad. Guess you're not half the man I thought you were.",
"[he leaves them alone]",
"Elliot: You don't remember me, do you?",
"Joey: Should I?",
"Elliot: I sat behind you in econ.",
"Joey: Well, I usually try to face front. The teachers really seem to respond to it.",
"Elliot: Well, I met you back at that party at the beginning of the year. That Boston bay party.",
"Joey: Right. Sure.",
"Elliot: Listen, uh... a lot of weird things happened that night.",
"Joey: Can't argue with that. I should probably go. I have another class.",
"Elliot: Right. Hey. Which way you headed? South campus or",
"Joey: uh, north.",
"Elliot: Ahem. Well, I could walk you there. Maybe we could, uh, stop and get a cup of coffee or something.",
"Joey: Um, actually, I'm kind of late to meet my roommate. Right. Well, I guess I'll see you around then.",
"[Scene: The radio station. Jen is on the air with her Radio Show.]",
"Jen: All right, people, this is Jen Lindley on 96.6, WBCW, coming at you with 4 hours of pure, unadulterated, kick-ass rock. And if you ask me, not that you did, but I'm gonna tell you anyway, that's the problem with music today, is that nobody rocks anymore. I mean, you've got your Britney, you've got your N'Sync, blah, blah, blah. But where is the rock, I ask you? And so with this, I give you the stylings of Tenacious D, with their rousing little ditty, Explosivo. [CD skips] Ow! Oh, gee, I'm awfully sorry. That was not supposed to happen. My apologies. Uh... ok, this wouldn't be a problem if I had another song selected, but that's just not my process. That's not how I work. So I am going to... I am going to take a request. Hi.",
"Girl: Hello?",
"Jen: You're on the air.",
"Girl: Hi. Can I ask you something?",
"Jen: Yeah. Sure. But, um... I should lay the ground rules here, I will not, under any circumstances, play Limp Bizkit. Just so you know. Ok?",
"Girl: Actually, I was gonna ask you if you had a boyfriend?",
"Jen: [Laughs] Yeah. Actually, I do. Um...although it's kind of hard to think of him as my boyfriend 'cause I've known the guy for years, but, yes, I do.",
"Girl: Well, I have a boyfriend, and we seem to be having this problem, and I need to talk to someone about it.",
"Jen: Ok. Um... shoot.",
"Girl: Ok. We just started having s*x, and I like him a lot, don't get me wrong, but...",
"Jen: the s*x... yes?",
"Girl: Well, more often than not, it tends to be somewhat... abbreviated.",
"Jen: Oh, I see. Well, fear not, my dear girl, you are not alone here. This is actually a problem that can be solved.",
"Girl: How? Can you help me?",
"Jen: Well, um, the first thing that you have to understand is the truly fragile nature of the male ego.",
"[Scene: The frat house. Jack and Dawson are unloading the car and moving Jack in.]",
"Dawson: This is a big step, man. You excited?",
"Jack: Yeah. Living in the house is gonna be a blast.",
"Dawson: What about Jen and grams?",
"Jack: Oh, I love 'em both, but I need a life. Besides, Jen and I have been doing this will and grace thing for far too long. We just need a break from each other.",
"Dawson: [Laughs]",
"Jack: Yeah. Besides, she's made it painfully obvious that she is not too fond of the whole fraternity world. It's better this way. Do me a favor?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Jack: Take care of her for me.. Dawson:",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Absolutely.",
"[the go upstairs to Jack's new room.]",
"Jack: Wow!",
"Blossom: Jack. How are you, man?",
"Jack: Hey, good to see you.",
"Blossom: You, too. Dawson, right?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Blossom: Hey. How you doing?",
"Dawson: Great room.",
"Blossom: Yeah. Yeah, jack really lucked out.",
"Jack: My own bathroom? I've never had my own bathroom.",
"Blossom: Yeah. You gotta watch the hot water, though. It doesn't last long in the mornings.",
"Jack: What? You used to live here?",
"Blossom: Yeah. Yeah. But I'm moving on to bigger and better things.",
"Jack: How'd I get so lucky?",
"Blossom: Usual way. Lottery. We randomly assign numbers and uh... hey, you came up a winner.",
"Jack: Sweet!",
"Dawson: Jack, this will fit your p0rn collection, right?",
"Jack: Yeah. That's funny. He's kidding.",
"Blossom: Hey, that's the beauty of having a single. 100% privacy.",
"[Eric comes into the room]",
"Eric: Hey, you looking for me, man?",
"Blossom: Yeah, gimme a hand with this.",
"Eric: Hey, jack.",
"Jack: What's up, Eric?",
"Blossom: Ready? One, 2, 3, lift.",
"Jack: All right. It's gonna look sweet in our room.",
"Blossom: You guys are rooming together?",
"Jack: Yeah. Down at the end of the hall. Why don't you come visit, man. It's gonna be a major party room.",
"Blossom: Yeah. Yeah. I will.",
"Jack: And you, too, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Will do.",
"[They carry out a bar]",
"Jack: That's a little weird.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Jack: Well, blossom is an upperclassman, and Eric is a new active and they're rooming together. What's that all about?",
"Dawson: Why is that weird?",
"Jack: Come on, man. Would you give this room up?",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Danny and Audrey are there talking]",
"Danny: Audrey.",
"Audrey: Danny.",
"Danny: Table 6.",
"Audrey: What about it?",
"Danny: They're not happy.",
"Audrey: Can't say I blame them. The salmon's kind of gross today. Sucks to be you.",
"[Pacey walks up to join them]",
"Audrey: Hey, gorgeous!",
"Danny: You never call me gorgeous.",
"Audrey: That's because you're old enough to be my father, Danny.",
"Danny: Ouch. How you doing, Witter?",
"Pacey: I'm really good, Danny, but I need to talk to you.",
"Danny: No.",
"Pacey: No?",
"Danny: No. Here's the first rule. File it away for someday when you're running your own kitchen. When an employee asks to speak with you, just say no. It's much easier that way. I mean what are the chances that his or her question are gonna actually yield positive results. Ooh, before I forget, you know Ephram?",
"Pacey: Yeah. The guy with all the prison tattoos.",
"Danny: Yeah. Had to 86 him.",
"Pacey: How come?",
"Danny: He's back in prison.",
"Pacey: Seriously?",
"Danny: Yep. Guy's a freak, but man, is he a genius with bread. Good stuff. An idiot savant. Moment of silence. Ok, let's move on. I need a new bread baker, which is where you come in.",
"Pacey: Me?",
"Danny: Yeah. Bread is an art, Pacey, and today, you're gonna take that first step towards becoming that artist. You think you're up for it?",
"Pacey: Well",
"Danny: I sense doubt. But, Pacey, you're good, Pacey. You are good. You are by far the most naturally gifted culinary freak I have ever had the good fortune to stumble across. A bit rough around the edges, yes... but the force is strong in you, kid. I'm serious. I don't know what I'd do without you around here.",
"Man: Danny!",
"Danny: Coming! To be continued, ok?",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Pacey: Ai-yi-yi.",
"Audrey: What's up with you? You look all perturbed.",
"Pacey: I do?",
"Audrey: Yeah. Something wrong?",
"Pacey: Nah. It's nothing. Order up. [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Grams' Kitchen. Grams is at the table playing a hand held game, really intently when Dawson comes into the kitchen.]",
"Grams: [Sighs] Jack left this behind. I think it must be the work of the devil. It's had me under it's spell for 2 hours now. [Sighs] So how was registration, Dawson?",
"Dawson: Uh... a little weird. I don't really fit in there.",
"Grams: Why?",
"Dawson: Well... because I'm not really that mad at the government, and I don't smoke clove cigarettes, and apparently, I don't know nearly enough about the French new wave.",
"Grams: Oh, well, you'll just have to show them a thing or 2. Won't you?",
"Dawson: That's right. Grams? I, um... I just wanna say, I... [Sighs] It's gotta be weird for you seeing Jen and me together... under your own roof, no less, and I want you to know that I think your granddaughter's amazing.",
"Grams: That's very sweet of you, Dawson. And--and--you're right. It has been a bit strange. But I like to think I've come a long way over the past few years with Jennifer's help. Once upon a time, I couldn't even say the word \"pen1s.\"",
"Dawson: You know what, it would... it would be fine by me if you never said it again.",
"[Both laugh]",
"Grams: Can do.",
"Dawson: Whatever ground rules you decide to set, I promise to abide by them.",
"Grams: Dawson, you are just about the nicest young man I know. With the exception of jack, of course, who we all know will never make an honest woman out of my Jennifer. All I ask is that you be kind to each other, and you'll never hear so much as a peep out of me. Deal?",
"Dawson: Deal.",
"Grams: Speaking of Jennifer, she's on the radio right now.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Jen: Meryl, you're on the air.",
"Meryl: First of all, Jen, I just wanna say, I think you're doing an awesome job.",
"Jen: Thank you.",
"Meryl: Second of all, I've been dating the nicest, sweetest guy for 3 months now, and everything's been awesome. But all of a sudden he started...",
"Jen: pulling away?",
"Meryl: Totally.",
"Jen: Yeah. Well, it's been 3 months. The honeymoon period's coming to an end.",
"Meryl: What can I do?",
"Jen: [Sighs] I feel for you, sister. I really do. I wish I had some sort of magical answer, but the harsh reality is that there is no Santa Claus, professional wrestling is fake, and eventually, one way or another, men leave.",
"Meryl: There must be something you can do.",
"Jen: Well, frequent s*x usually helps, for a while. Keeping some things to yourself is actually really good, but honestly, unless you're blessed with a proclivity for other women, the best way to deal with men is the same as any other major disaster. You gotta know what's coming, and you have to be prepared. So... listen, hold the line, Meryl, and during the break I'll supply you with a list of essential reading and viewing materials.",
"[Dawson Turns down volume]",
"Grams: [Sighs] Jennifer, she's... always had quite a flair for the provocative.",
"Dawson: Yeah, she has.",
"Grams: I am certain she doesn't really believe all that. She's probably just fanning the flames of popular culture.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"[Scene: The book store. Joey, is going through the books, when she finds one written by someone she knows. She pulls it down and we see that it was written by Prof. Wilder, who is walking up behind her.]",
"Wilder: Don't believe the blurbs. They're all bought and paid for.",
"Joey: You wrote this?",
"Wilder: Shameless, isn't it, assigning my own work? That's the only way that monstrosity has managed to stay in print all these years. Go ahead, read the first one.",
"Joey: \"A whiz-bang ride through the twisted soul of... Neal Pollack.\" Wait a second, as in...",
"Wilder: the greatest living American writer? Absolutely. Relatively meaningless, however, since I happened to be sleeping with his stepdaughter at the time.",
"Joey: [Gasps] So she's the girl in the book.",
"Wilder: And how do you know there's a girl in the book?",
"Joey: Well, there's always a girl in the book.",
"Wilder: You know, ms. Potter, you're getting a little too sassy for your own good here. Pretty soon you're gonna have all the boys in my class flirting with you, not that it's any of my business.",
"Joey: So what's it about?",
"Wilder: Well, a bunch of friends, living together, sleeping together, sleeping with each other's friends-- it's very incestuous-- featuring, of course, a thinly veiled version of me when it was 20, whoo!",
"Joey: You wrote this when you were 20?",
"Wilder: Yeah, pretty disastrous haircut, huh?",
"[she turns it over to see him younger with a bad haircut]",
"Wilder: But you know what they say? It never hurts to remain on a first-name basis with the person you used to be, otherwise he, or she, may come back to haunt you when you least expect it. And don't stay up all night reading it, please.",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Pacey is sitting at a table alone when Audrey comes by setting the tables.]",
"Audrey: Hey.",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Audrey: So... are you gonna tell me what's wrong or am I gonna have to punch you in the face?",
"Pacey: How are you so sure there's something wrong with me?",
"Audrey: Well, because usually you're so high energy, which can be kind of annoying, but I have to say something-- high-energy Pacey is way cooler than sullen Pacey.",
"Pacey: I got offered a job.",
"Audrey: Mmm, so that's a good thing, right?",
"Pacey: Yes, it is most definitely a good thing.",
"Audrey: At another restaurant?",
"Pacey: No, on a boat.",
"Audrey: A restaurant on a boat. That's kind of weird.",
"Pacey: No, a boat-boat, the kind that sails around the world and takes me with it.",
"Audrey: Oh, I get it. Sorry. So what's the problem? That's, like, your whole thing, right? The young man and the sea routine.",
"Pacey: Well, thank you for making it sound so stupid, but, yes, it is my thing, and I would be lying if I didn't tell you that I was ecstatic at the prospect of getting back out there.",
"Audrey: But...",
"Pacey: but... I'm having a bit of trouble broaching the subject with Brecher.",
"Audrey: Why?",
"Pacey: I have the sneaking suspicion he's gonna be a little disappointed in me.",
"Audrey: Why, because civilization can't function without you?",
"Pacey: No, because he's taken a lot of time and energy to teach me what he knows.",
"Audrey: So stay.",
"Pacey: Well, this is the opportunity I've been waiting for all year.",
"Audrey: So go.",
"Pacey: You know, I'm always amazed by what a help you are, Audrey.",
"Audrey: [Laughs] Listen... Pacey, sailing out into the great wide open, it sounds like an awesome opportunity to me, and if that's what you want to do, you should do it.",
"[Scene: The Frat House. Blossom comes into Jacks room where Jack is waiting for him..]",
"Blossom: You looking for me?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Blossom: What's up?",
"Jack: [Sighs] Listen, is there any, uh... any reason you decided to give up this room?",
"Blossom: Not really. I just wanted a change of scenery this year. You ok?",
"Jack: Man, when I joined this fraternity, I was just hoping to blend in, you know, be one of the guys. I don't want any special treatment.",
"Blossom: Jack, you're one of us. No one thinks of you as being any different.",
"Jack: Really? Then--then why didn't anybody want to r-room with me?",
"Blossom: Jack... we're glad you're here, seriously.",
"Jack: I'm serious, too, blossom. Come on, man. What--what's the story here?",
"Blossom: [Sighs] Ok, look... originally, you were assigned a roommate, and he was a little uncomfortable about rooming with you, and I thought I needed to be sensitive to this guy's feelings, but by the time he came to me people were already settling in, so it--it was too late to rearrange everyone. This seemed like the easiest solution.",
"Jack: Yeah. It's Eric, right?",
"Blossom: It doesn't matter.",
"Jack: You said it was too late to rearrange everybody, and it's a little unusual you rooming with a freshman, right?",
"Blossom: Jack, I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry. I really didn't see this coming. All right, I'll, uh, I'll catch you later, buddy.",
"Jack: [Sighs]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Restaurant. Danny is in the Kitchen preparing food when Pacey comes up to talk to him.]",
"Pacey: Hey, Danny, look, uh, I need to talk to you for a second, ok?",
"Danny: Yeah, look, I gotta go out and meet the butcher, kid, all right? Give me a couple of minutes.",
"Pacey: No, Danny, Danny, Danny! This is really important. I need to talk to you for just one second, ok?",
"Danny: All right, kid, you got 2 minutes.",
"Pacey: Ok, this is very hard for me to say to you, but",
"Danny: you're not gonna quit again, are you, kid? Out with it.",
"Pacey: You remember how over the summer I told you I was working on a yacht down in the Caribbean?",
"Danny: Vaguely, yeah.",
"Pacey: I've been given that same opportunity again.",
"Danny: What, this summer? Hey, that's great. I mean, I'll miss you, but it's easy to find summer help.",
"Pacey: It's not for the summer. It's for right now.",
"Danny: Now-now?",
"Pacey: Yes. Like 3 days from now-now.",
"Danny: Wow. So this is what you want? You're gonna do this?",
"Pacey: Well, yeah, this is what I've always wanted.",
"Danny: Well, hey, good for you, kid.",
"Pacey: I mean, I--I'm really sorry that I gotta give you such short notice, 'cause they just told me",
"Danny: hey, come on. Look, don't worry about it, all right? Look, it's a small price to pay for the opportunity of a lifetime, right?",
"Pacey: Well-- all right.",
"Danny: Hey, hey! [Bangs pan] We're losing another one, guys. The kid here is off to do bigger and better things, so let's give him a proper send-off, huh?",
"All: Hey!",
"Danny: And that's about it. I gotta go meet the butcher, but, uh, look, if I don't see you, kid, good luck out there.",
"Pacey: Thanks.",
"[Danny leaves and Pacey just watches on confused.]",
"[Scene: The restaurant. Later that evening, Pacey and Audrey are finishing up the closing duties.]",
"Audrey: So...how did he take it?",
"Pacey: He was really great about it, actually.",
"Audrey: I don't know why you're so surprised.",
"Pacey: What do you mean?",
"Audrey: I don't know why you're surprised he was great about it. I mean, the people that care about you, they just want you to be happy, right?",
"Pacey: Well, yeah, of course, but I-- I don't know, I just-- I expected him to be more...",
"Audrey: disappointed.",
"Pacey: Right.",
"Audrey: Maybe you just wanted him to be a little bit more disappointed. Not that you would ever admit it, Pacey, but did you ever stop and think that you might actually like it here-- I mean, this restaurant, this city, this pathetic, yet undeniable thing you've got called a life here?",
"Pacey: Yeah. All of which really pales in comparison to the view from the deck of a yacht in the middle of the Caribbean.",
"Audrey: All right, all right. You're gonna make me seasick. [Chuckles] And then, of course, I mean... there is that other reason, too.",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah? What's that?",
"Audrey: Duh. You totally want me.",
"Pacey: Audrey, if you're attracted to me, you can just say so. We don't have to play all these childish games.",
"Audrey: Hmm, Pacey... you're really nice and everything. It's just that... I don't know. You're kind of... boring.",
"Pacey: Boring? I'm boring! You think I'm boring?!",
"Audrey: Yeah, I don't know. It's hard to explain really. It's just the whole walking on water thing. It doesn't really do it for me.",
"Pacey: I'm not boring. I am not boring. Did you ever stop to think that you might not actually be my type either?",
"Audrey: No!",
"Pacey: No?",
"Audrey: No. Guys don't have types.",
"Pacey: What do you mean guys-- of course, guys have types. Are we not human? Do we not have feelings?",
"Audrey: Pacey.",
"Pacey: Yes?",
"Audrey: I have boobs. You would sleep with me.",
"Pacey: No. I don't think that I could, actually.",
"Audrey: Erectile dysfunction?",
"Pacey: No, not erectile dysfunction. You're just too bawdy for me.",
"Audrey: Ew, bawdy?! You make it sound like I'm Bette Midler or something.",
"Pacey: Well, hey, if the shoe fits.",
"Audrey: [Laughs]",
"Pacey: You want a ride home?",
"Audrey: Yeah, actually, that would be nice.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"Audrey: Uh-oh. I think someone's trying to get your attention.",
"Pacey: Really?",
"Audrey: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: How do you know?",
"Audrey: Well, she's either trying to get your attention or mine, which means she's either got really crappy taste in men, or she's a really smart lesbian.",
"Pacey: Really?",
"[turns to see that it is Melanie]",
"Audrey: Uh-huh, and who is she?",
"Pacey: She is just a friend.",
"Audrey: I see. Still want to give me that ride?",
"Pacey: Not so much, no. Thought so. But I will.",
"Audrey: No. Don't worry about it, Witter. I'm all about the cab these days. Listen... be careful, use redundant forms of birth control, and don't push her head down. Girls don't like that.",
"Pacey: You think?",
"Audrey: Good night, Pacey.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Pacey: How are ya?",
"Melanie: Good.",
"Pacey: Wanna go?",
"Melanie: Uh-huh.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Scene: Outside Grams' House. Dawson is sitting alone outside, when Jen comes walking down the sidewalk to join him.]",
"Dawson: Hi.",
"Jen: Hey. What's goin' on?",
"Dawson: Aw, not much, just sittin' here thinkin', waitin' for you.",
"Jen: So you were listening, huh?",
"Dawson: I was.",
"Jen: Yeah. Actually, a lot of people were. Producers seem to think that I'm Boston bay's answer to Carrie Bradshaw. They want to give me my own radio call-in talk show about relationships.",
"Dawson: Ha, that's great.",
"Jen: Yeah, it is. [Sighs] So why don't you say it, Dawson? Why don't you just go ahead and let's get this over with, ok?",
"Dawson: Get what over with?",
"Jen: Whatever it is that you've been sitting out here cooking up to tell me.",
"Dawson: Jen, I was sitting out here hoping that you'd want to go out with me for a while. I don't know if you noticed, but we actually spent more time together when I was living somewhere else.",
"Jen: Well, I told you this morning... I'm really busy.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Jen: [Sighs] What? This is it, ok? I am who I am, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Jen, I'm not gonna fight with you.",
"Jen: What does that mean?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I'm not your other boyfriends-- I'm not gonna fight with you, I'm not gonna lie to you, and I'm not gonna cheat on you. I'm gonna go to the movies. Right? If you want to come with me, it'd be great. If not, I'll see you when I get home... 'cause I will come home. And I'm gonna keep coming home no matter how hard you try and push me away. Now, you can either take my word for it or you can keep on testing me, but either way, Jen, the results are going to be the same.",
"Jen: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Blossom and Eric's Room. Jack comes in while Eric is watching TV.]",
"TV: He hits the point after. The redskins 14, the patriots-- hmm.",
"Jack: So... this is the room I was supposed to be in. Not bad.",
"Eric: Who told you?",
"Jack: No one. I figured it out.",
"Eric: Look, try to understand. I mean, you're a cool guy... obviously. Ok, I-- I ju--I just didn't know if I was gonna be-- be comfortable around somebody's who's so openly gay.",
"Jack: I understand completely. I mean, besides, I'd probably try and convert you, right? Make you dress up in some of that, what, tight designer clothing. Plus, you know, there's all those hidden messages in that--that disco music that we love to listen to so much.",
"Eric: Don't do this, man.",
"Jack: Do what, Eric? I haven't done anything but try and fit in around here, and you're making me feel like some kind of quarantine freak, man.",
"Eric: Look, jack",
"Jack: no, just forget it, all right? You don't need to explain yourself to me.",
"Eric: You know what? You're right. I don't... jack. Ok, you know, because I don't-- I don't want people... thinking that I'm gay. Ok?",
"Jack: What? Why not?",
"Eric: Because it-- [Laughs nervously] I don't--I don't know. I--I don't know. I'm--I guess because I'm a bit of a homophobe or somethin'.",
"Jack: Look... if you ever want to have a real conversation, my door is always open. Otherwise, you have a nice life.",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's Dorm room. Joey is lying on her bed, when Audrey comes in kicks off her shoes, and Joey watches as one of them flies across the room and knocks some stuff off the desk. Audrey then goes and collapses on Joey's bed next to her.]",
"Audrey: [Groans] Waitressing is a bitch!",
"Joey: Nice entrance.",
"Audrey: Ohh, my feet feel like one enormous blister.",
"Joey: I told you not to wear those shoes.",
"Audrey: Ohh, ok. It's official. You do know everything.",
"Joey: How was work?",
"Audrey: Mm, can I tell you later? I'm too tired to think.",
"Joey: Audrey has it escaped your attention that this is my bed?",
"Audrey: Can I help it if this is the one closest to the door?",
"Joey: No. We can't both sleep here together.",
"Audrey: Mm-hmm, sure we can. It'll be the most action this bed's ever seen.",
"Joey: Well, for your information I got asked out today.",
"Audrey: [Exaggerated gasp] Of course, you said no.",
"Joey: Of course.",
"Audrey: Because you're long-suffering and insane and fixated on Dawson.",
"Joey: How dysfunctional do you think I am?",
"Audrey: Hmm, about one lithium pill away from girl, interrupted status.",
"Joey: You know, for your information, the thing that stopped me from accepting a very tempting offer today was the fact that the boy asking was one of your conquests.",
"Audrey: What conquest?",
"Joey: Elliott. Elliott sawyer. You met him at the beginning of the year at the Boston bay parties-- cute and blond, has this, uh, Crispin Glover thing.",
"Audrey: That guy. I didn't sleep with that guy.",
"Joey: Audrey, I ran into him when he was leaving our room the next morning.",
"Audrey: Well, yeah... because he was nice enough to walk me back here, but as soon as he found out that you were my roommate, he kept yammering on about how wonderful you were, and, eventually, I just feel asleep in a nauseated stupor. The romance pretty much ended there.",
"Joey: Oh.",
"Audrey: Yeah...oh.",
"Joey: You know, you could have mentioned this sooner.",
"Audrey: Well, I probably would have if I'd know how cute you thought he was.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Boat. Pacey is getting some drinks for Melanie and himself while she sits on the couch.]",
"Pacey: Remember that time Leon got us into a bar fight in St. John?",
"Melanie: Yes, and you were so drunk and you still managed to talk the cops into not throwing us in jail.",
"Pacey: Well, I am quite the charmer.",
"Melanie: That must explain how a spoiled little rich girl like me ended up fraternizing with the help all summer long.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I do seem to recall a lot of fraternizing.",
"Melanie: I'm glad you're going back out there, Pacey.",
"Pacey: How come?",
"Melanie: You were so sad when we got back, so restless, the proverbial fish out of water. I felt bad for you.",
"Pacey: You felt bad. I don't know. I think I've actually done pretty ok for myself.",
"[he hands her the drink]",
"Melanie: Thanks. That's how I like to think of you-- on a boat, a fantastic tan under a Hawaiian shirt, a margarita in one hand and... in the other hand? I don't know. In the general vicinity of me, maybe?",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] That pretty much sounds like the greatest Jimmy Buffett song never written. So what about you?",
"Melanie: What about me?",
"Pacey: Well, don't you ever dream of gettin' away from it all? Just hoppin' on a sailboat and never lookin' back?",
"Melanie: Yeah, I do. All the time. [Sighs] But I won't. I know it. I've got this life here. I've got school, friends. I guess I'm sort of puttin' down roots, you know?",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Melanie: But I'll tell you right now, Pacey, when I am old and gray, last summer is one of those things that will make me smile time and time again.",
"Pacey: Yeah, me, too. So tell me about this guy, the one that it didn't work out with.",
"Melanie: How 'bout I don't and we do this instead?",
"[she puts her drink down and pulls him in for a huge kiss]",
"[Scene: Pacey's boat. The next morning. Melanie is finishing getting dresses as Pacey comes out of the bathroom.]",
"Melanie: Morning.",
"Pacey: You goin' somewhere?",
"Melanie: Yep, con law. You wanna come?",
"Pacey: No... but if you hold on I'll walk you out. There's this great little bagel stop",
"Melanie: no--no--no, I'm already late.",
"Pacey: How do you do that?",
"Melanie: What?",
"Pacey: You look so beautiful in the morning. I mean, I don't even think there's soap in my shower.",
"Melanie: Well, I've gotten used to roughing it with you. You know, last night was pretty great.",
"Pacey: Mmm, that's an understatement. You know, you make a man want to stay on shore for a while.",
"Melanie: Oh, and ruin my perfect sailor-boy fantasy?",
"Pacey: It was good seeing you, Mel.",
"Melanie: You, too. Have fun out there, ok?",
"Pacey: I will.",
"Melanie: Promise you'll call next time you wash up in Boston harbor?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I promise.",
"Melanie: Bye, pace.",
"[Scene: Grams' House. The bathroom, and Dawson comes in there and notices 2 toothbrushes in the holder on the sink, when Jen comes in behind him.]",
"Jen: It's a soft-bristled number 60, right?",
"Dawson: You noticed.",
"Jen: Could you please not leave those dried-up clumps of shaving cream in the sink?",
"Dawson: I can do that.",
"Jen: You know why I wear makeup?",
"Dawson: Acquiescence to images presented in a male-dominated media?",
"Jen: [Laughs] Yes... my little feminist boyfriend, that's--that's very correct. When I was a little girl I learned that I should hide and I should cover myself up and that that was protection. You know how weird it is to live with somebody, to be with somebody who no matter what you do can always really see you? It's a little scary.",
"Dawson: Mm-hmm, it's a lot scary. Does it help if I remind you how much I like what I see?",
"Jen: Yeah. It does.",
"Dawson: Thank you for my new toothbrush.",
"Jen: Dawson... good morning.",
"Dawson: Good morning.",
"[They Kiss.]",
"[Scene: The school dorms. Joey goes up a door, but stops before knocking. She turns around, but stops again, and turn back to knock on the door, but it opens before she gets the chance to change her minds again. Elliot comes out of the door, a little surprised to see her.]",
"Elliot: Hi.",
"Joey: Uh, hi.",
"Elliot: A-are you lost or something?",
"Joey: Yeah, you know, all these dorms look alike. I, um, I live over in",
"Elliot: yeah, I--I know.",
"Joey: I guess, I just-- I--I wanted to say something.",
"Elliot: Ok.",
"Joey: Well, it's funny. Um, that night, that night that we met, um, it's sort of taken on this totally mythic significance that it really shouldn't have. I mean, a lot of weird things did happen, but a lot of other weird things didn't. Yeah, I--I was-- I was waiting on a friend... kind of, um... but that doesn't mean that I don't want to make new friends, so I guess I was thinking maybe we could start over. I--I mean... completely over.",
"Elliot: Look, I never slept with your roommate. That is what this is about, right?",
"Joey: Yeah, uh... basically. So do you want to go get some coffee or something?",
"Elliot: I've got a class.",
"Joey: Oh--oh.",
"Elliot: Not really. I just wanted to see if, uh, you'd be disappointed.",
"[they turn and walk down the hall together]",
"Joey: So that whole thing that happened the other day in Wilder's class, that was really embarrassing.",
"Elliot: Yeah, I know. It took a lot of work to make it come out that way.",
"[Scene: The frat common room. Blossom and Eric are sitting together reading, when jack comes over and throws his keys on the table in front of them.]",
"Blossom: What's that?",
"Jack: Your keys. I don't think I should stay here.",
"Blossom: Ohh, come on, dude. Uh, don't do this.",
"Jack: Look, I'm not quitting the fraternity, all right? I just don't think I should live here, not under these circumstances. See you guys later.",
"[He walks outside, and Eric comes out after him]",
"Eric: Hey, jack. Jack.",
"Jack: What?",
"Eric: Listen, man, uh... look, I'm--I'm really sorry. You know, I-- no, man, you're sorry. Now, that--that",
"Jack: you don't want the whole world thinking you're gay. I understand.",
"Eric: Jack, look... the last thing I want you to do is leave, ok? Look, if you still want to room with me I'm really cool with that.",
"[Eric holds out a set of keys]",
"Jack: You sure about that?",
"Eric: Yeah. I mean, this whole thing has-- it's been a real eye-opener for me.",
"[Jack takes the keys]",
"Jack: Let me think about it, ok?",
"Eric: All right. You know where to find me.",
"Jack: Right.",
"Eric: Bye.",
"Jack: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Boat. Pacey is packing up some bags, when Audrey comes into his boat to join him.]",
"Audrey: Howdy, sailor.",
"Pacey: Hey, Audrey.",
"Audrey: How was your, uh, dangerous liaison, the well-bred blonde? Good in the sack?",
"Pacey: You really want to know?",
"Audrey: Eww, no, gross. I was just being a pain in the ass.",
"Pacey: And a fantastic one at that.",
"Audrey: Hey, are we gonna have to take this outside, Witter?",
"Pacey: No, we're not, because you would wipe the deck with me, and that would interfere with my packing.",
"Audrey: Hmm. Pacey.",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Audrey: Really. Come outside for a second.",
"[they go out onto the deck of the boat to see everyone is out there.]",
"Joey: [Sighs] So when were you planning on telling us you were leaving?",
"[Laughs] Thank you so much, Audrey.",
"Audrey: You never told me it was a secret.",
"Pacey: Well, I never told you that it wasn't, either.",
"Audrey: Oh, whatever. I don't have time for semantics, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Here's the deal, guys.",
"Jack: Look, pace, we're not here to talk you into staying if that's what you're worried about, ok?",
"Joey: Um, no, actually, that's not-- besides, we thought we were only gonna have you for a limited time anyway. And, to make a long story short, we're happy for you, pace. We know that this opportunity means so much to you, and so we got you this. It's just a little something to remind you of your friends back in Boston.",
"[She hands him a wooden box and he opens it to find a beautiful sextant inside.]",
"Pacey: Mmm. That's beautiful.",
"Jack: It was Dawson's idea. In case you get lost out there.",
"Pacey: Thank you. This is a truly beautiful sextant, but I can't accept it.",
"Joey: Yes, you can.",
"Pacey: [Pacey laughs] No--no, I actually can't, because... I'm not going anywhere.",
"Joey: You're not?",
"Pacey: No. I'm staying right here.",
"Dawson: Why? Not that we're complaining or anything.",
"Jen: Right, yeah, what he said, but why?",
"Pacey: Well, because... Boston ain't half bad, and for the first time in my life, I don't really feel like I have anything to run from. And because I don't think civilization will survive without me.",
"Audrey: Let's not forget the fact that you want me.",
"Pacey: Well, that goes without saying.",
"Jen: This is good.",
"Dawson: This is good.",
"Pacey: Yeah, this is very good. I'm happy about it, but unfortunately, now I find myself without a place to live.",
"Jack: You know, there's always room for one more at grams' house.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Thank you, but no thank you.",
"Audrey: Well, face it, pace. You're stuck with us.",
"Pacey: Ah, yes, I am-- the van de brigands.",
"[Laughter]",
"Pacey: Stuck, but here I am.",
"All: Yay!",
"Dawson: Did you already have one of these?",
"Pacey: Yeah, it's down below, and, uh, frankly, I know how much these cost, so...here."
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x12 | Sleeping Arrangements | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson's first day in his new film school arrives. Oliver (an acquaintance from the Hooksett festival) starts showing him around and wastes no time in asking Dawson to direct a movie he wrote. Reluctant to direct someone else's work, Dawson starts giving notes to Oliver on the script, and ends up accepting the job, thanks to Jen's incentive. Jen has problems of her own. Her current state of happiness from her relationship with Dawson is reflecting in her on-air performance. Now she has to go back to the sharp-tongued, edgy advice she used to give instead of the romantic, love-themed offerings. Elsewhere, Jack is on academic probation. Irritated, he goes out and has a few too many drinks, which results in a fight with his fraternity brothers."
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"[The Potter B&B. Joey is sitting on the couch watching TV when Bessie walks into the room going through some mail.]",
"Host: Katy Mangus, come on down! [Applause and music]",
"Joey: Is that the mail?",
"Bessie: No, Joey. Your grades haven't come yet.",
"Joey: Believe me, grades are the furthest thing from my mind right now.",
"Bessie: You can stop with the nonchalant attitude. I know it's driving you crazy.",
"Joey: Actually, something else is driving me crazy.",
"Bessie: Do you want to talk about it?",
"Joey: Bess, stop bugging me.",
"Bessie: I was talking about Dawson and Jen.",
"Joey: Thank you so much for the reminder, Bess. Now if you don't mind, I would like to get back to enjoying my vacation.",
"Bessie: You should enjoy your vacation, so why don't you get off the sofa and go do something fun?",
"Joey: Just because I'm not in Daytona, participating in some wet t-shirt contest, doesn't mean I'm not having any fun.",
"Bessie: Come on, Joey. When's the last time you did something wild?",
"Joey: I'm wild quite frequently.",
"Bessie: Letting your hair air-dry doesn't count.",
"Joey: I'll run with the scissors later, ok?",
"Bessie: Isn't there someone you can call?",
"Joey: Maybe I'll call Dawson and Jen. Maybe not.",
"[Knock on door]",
"Bessie: hey.",
"Pacey: Hey. I love this place. The Potter B&B. It seems like just yesterday I was dancing in the kitchen with Frederick Fricke.",
"Joey: Aren't you supposed to be dancing in the kitchen with Danny Brecher?",
"Pacey: No, I had to come into town and pick something up. How's the vacation going?",
"Bessie: Behold the human vegetable.",
"Joey: Actually, I'm having a wonderful time. I'm reading, relaxing, watching TV, and totally and completely enjoying myself.",
"Pacey: Well, that's good to hear. I just dropped by to see if you wanted a ride back to Boston, but I will see you there.",
"[Joey's eyes light up]",
"Joey: You're going back to Boston?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I'm leaving right now.",
"[Joey gets up grabs her coat and goes over to grabs Pacey's arm to leave.]",
"Joey: Bye, Bess. I've had a wonderful time. Thank you for everything. I love you. Give Alexander a big kiss for me. [She pulls him out the door]Come on.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Inside Dawson's Jeep. Dawson and Jen are riding in the on the highway to Capeside, and Jen is going through some pamphlets.]",
"Jen: check this out. You have got to take this class, Dawson. Um, \"the Kasdan family: A colloquium in the dynastic rule in Hollywood.\"",
"Dawson: You really want me to enroll in this local college, don't you?",
"Jen: It sounds like they have an amazing film program, and I think that you'd probably get a lot out of it.",
"Dawson: Ok. Well, I'll think about it later. I just want to savor the significance of this moment. This is the first time I've ever brought a girl home.",
"Jen: [Chuckles] well, I'd hate to ruin the moment for you, but I think that I'm actually going through a rite of passage here, too. This is the first time that I've been brought home.",
"Dawson: Really?",
"Jen: Yeah, usually I get brought to a motel.",
"Dawson: We've already done that.",
"Jen: Yes, we have.",
"Dawson: If you want to do it again, you just let me know.",
"Jen: Why, Dawson leery, I am shocked at your presumptuousness.",
"Dawson: You know, you might not want to do grams while you're running your hand on my thigh, 'cause it's just a little, uh...",
"Jen: I'm sorry.",
"[Radio plays music]",
"[Inside Pacey's Red Mustang. Joey and Pacey are headed back to Boston, and talking to one another.]",
"Joey: of course he ended up with her. I mean, Jen's spontaneous and wild. In the end, guys always end up with the wild girl. I could see it on his face the first time he saw her get out of that taxi.",
"Pacey: You're really gonna have to get past this, Jo.",
"Joey: I'm past it. I'm totally past it. In fact, I rarely even think about them, pace.",
"Pacey: Oh, they just happened to be on your mind right now.",
"Joey: No, actually, I was wondering whether or not this car is yours.",
"Pacey: It is, indeed. All 289 horses.",
"Joey: Where did you get all of these horses?",
"Pacey: You know, I actually have something much more interesting to talk to you about. It just so happens that there's an opening for a waitress at civilization. Interested?",
"Joey: Surely you don't think there's a chance in hell that I'd once again serve food to hungry people.",
"Pacey: All I know is that with your qualifications, Brecher would love you.",
"Joey: Yeah, and after the recommendation I'd get from Mrs. Valentine, the food and beverage industry would not be a career option.",
"Pacey: Hey, speakin' of... Check your grades lately?",
"Joey: Not yet.",
"Pacey: Really? You seem pretty carefree about the whole thing, Jo.",
"Joey: Well, that's me. When it comes to grades, I'm all about the carefree.",
"Pacey: So, you're freakin' out.",
"Joey: No, pace. Sorry to disappoint you, but I've changed.",
"Pacey: Oh, really?",
"Joey: I mean, I took my tests, I did my best, and there's nothing more I can do, so I'm moving on.",
"Pacey: Tell me honestly you're not going to run to the bursar's office as soon as you get home to check on your grades.",
"Joey: You know, there's a fundamental difference between having a thought and actually acting upon it.",
"Pacey: This is true, and there's also a fundamental difference between saying that you're gonna change and actually doing it.",
"[The Leery House. Dawson and Jen pull up the house and Dawson gets out of the jeep first.]",
"Jen: I can't get out.",
"Dawson: I got it.",
"Jen: Thanks. [Sighs] Dawson, what did your mom say when you told her about us?",
"Dawson: Nothing, really.",
"Jen: [Whines] I foresee strangeness on the horizon.",
"Dawson: It can't be as bad as the dinner from hell. Right?",
"Jen: But she's gonna know why we were so late.",
"Dawson: How could she possibly know?",
"[Gale comes outside to see them.]",
"Gale: Ah, you made it.",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Gale: Oh, I was starting to get worried.",
"Dawson: Yeah, well, we stopped for a little while. To get gas.",
"Jen: To rest... And we got some gas.",
"Dawson: Then we rested a little bit.",
"Gale: Uh, honey?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Gale: You're, uh, t-shirt, it's on inside-out.",
"Dawson: Let's, uh, let's eat then.",
"Jen: I'm just a hungry, hungry girl who's traveled a long way today.",
"[Outside Joey's Dorm Room. Joey and Pacey are just walking up to the door.]",
"Pacey: So, what are you gonna do in this place all by yourself for several days?",
"Joey: I'm going to enjoy having my room all to myself.",
"[They open the door to see Audrey sitting on her bed listening to music.]",
"Audrey: Joey?!",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: Hey! Did you miss me?",
"Joey: Audrey, what are you doing here?",
"Audrey: Oh, well, I got in last night. God, I am so glad to see you. Ok, this place is deserted. There's no one around, and I'm starving.",
"Pacey: Did you ever consider maybe going to a restaurant? There are a couple of those here in Boston.",
"Audrey: And eat by myself? Please.",
"Joey: I thought you were with your parents in telluride.",
"Audrey: Yeah, we were. But we had this big fight about money, and they even suggested I get rental boots. Can you believe that?",
"Pacey: Well, what's wrong with rental boots?",
"Joey: Hard to coordinate with a hot-pink bunny suit.",
"Audrey: Oh, and get this, I can't give my campus tours anymore. Apparently some woman complained because I was hitting on her son. How was I supposed to know he was in high school? I don't know, you guys. Looks like I might have to get a job.",
"[Joey looks and Pacey and smiles.]",
"Audrey: What?",
"[The Restaurant. Pacey is telling Audrey about the job and what she is expected to do.]",
"Audrey: I am so perfect for this job. I'm basically just gonna have dinner with lots of fun, new people every night.",
"Pacey: No, the job is to bring them dinner, not date them.",
"Audrey: Ok, I know that, but-- people want a little personality with their dining experience. People want good food, professionally served. I love the way everything comes on a \"bed of\" or \"drizzled\" with something. It's so thrilling. Listen, um, \"grilled fois gras, drizzled with a mango sauterne reduction sauce.\" I can so sell that. What the hell is fois gras?",
"Pacey: It's fattened duck liver.",
"Audrey: Eww, that's just wrong.",
"Pacey: Oh, you wouldn't say that if you tried it. Trust me, it would blow your mind.",
"Audrey: [Laughs] tell me something. Does this sort of thing usually work with the ladies?",
"Pacey: What sort of thing?",
"Audrey: The \"if I'm this passionate about the sensual art of cooking, imagine how good I am in bed\" thing?",
"Pacey: Mm-hmm.",
"Audrey: Hmm. Imagine how good you'd do if you actually trimmed your nails.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm a busy guy.",
"Audrey: Hey, you were the one who was talking about professionalism, buddy.",
"[Danny who has been listening in on them, comes over to join them.]",
"Danny: Hey, Witter. Is this your girlfriend?",
"Pacey: No, no. Nooo, this is Audrey. She's here to interview for the waitress position.",
"Audrey: Hi. I really love what you've done with the place.",
"Danny: Welcome aboard, Audrey.",
"Audrey: What?",
"Danny: Welcome aboard? Any woman that can put Witter in his place like that is the kind of woman that I want working for me. Can you start tomorrow?",
"Audrey: Absolutely!",
"Danny: Fantastic. I'll go get you the paperwork. You, young man, make sure that she tastes the fois gras. It's fantastic.",
"Audrey: I love that guy.",
"[The Leery House Living room. Dawson and Jen are sitting together on the couch when Gale comes in with a tray of drinks and snacks.]",
"Gale: Whoops. Oh, it's ok, honey.",
"Dawson: I got it.",
"[Dawson grabs the tray from her, and sets it down on the table.]",
"Gale: Thanks. So, uh, Jen, how's school going? Have you thought about a major yet?",
"Jen: Not really. I'm just-- I'm just trying to take it day by day right now. So, how is the lovely Lili Leery?",
"Gale: She took her first steps the other day. She was, like, so cute.",
"Jen: Aw.",
"Dawson: But you haven't put the baby gate up yet on the stairs.",
"Gale: Honey, I will.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"Jen: Have you met your new neighbors yet?",
"Gale: You know, the people that bought your old house, they just use it as a summer place. It's been boarded up the rest of the year.",
"Jen: It's sort of sad to think of that house all cobwebby.",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Gale: oh, excuse me. Hello? No, it's still leaking? Well, no, I kinda need to get it fixed...",
"Dawson: Wait, the plumber hasn't fixed the leak at the restaurant yet?",
"Gale: Like now.",
"Dawson: Give me that. [takes the phone from her]You were supposed to have that fixed last week. No. Meet me there in 15 minutes. I'll be right there.",
"Gale: Honey, you just got here. Stay with Jen.",
"Dawson: Don't worry about it, ok? I'll be right back.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"[He bends over and kisses her before leaving her and Gale alone.]",
"Gale: So, uh, you two are dating now.",
"[The Bursars office. Joey is in the hallway going from one posting board to another looking for her grades in her classes. She keeps following her SSN for each class to a Grade of A. Then she turns to find the English Lit, grades have not been posted. When she turns to leave, she bumps into Prof. Wilder.]",
"Wilder: ah, my favorite obsessive-compulsive freshman.",
"Joey: Uh, I was just on my way to the library.",
"Wilder: That's on the other side of campus.",
"Joey: No wonder I couldn't find it.",
"Wilder: Heh heh heh. How'd you do?",
"Joey: Uh, so far, 4 as.",
"Wilder: I bet you're looking for this.",
"Joey: Oh.",
"Wilder: Oh? Oh what? Oh, my? Oh, crap? Oh, give me that right this second before I jump out of my skin? You're about to find out the results of months' worth of sweat and labor, and \"oh\" is all you can say for yourself?",
"Joey: You're having way too much fun here.",
"Wilder: Job perk.",
"[Joey takes the grades and finds that she received an A.]",
"Joey: Oh, my god.",
"Wilder: I take it you're not gonna contest the grade?",
"Joey: No. Heh heh heh.",
"Wilder: You deserve it.",
"[She jumps up and down enthusiastically, and then hugs Prof. Wilder]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[At the Club. Joey and Audrey are sitting at a table together talking about how she hugged Prof. Wilder after getting her grade.]",
"Audrey: A hug?! What kind of hug?",
"Joey: It was just a hug.",
"Audrey: I'm sorry, but hugging the most gorgeous man on campus could never be just a hug. How long did it last?",
"Joey: I don't know.",
"Audrey: Ok, exactly and precisely, which body parts made contact and where?",
"Joey: Ok, we had s*x.",
"Audrey: Really?",
"Joey: Right there in the bursar's office on the formica. It was wild, passionate, hot, animalistic s*x.",
"Audrey: I hate you.",
"Joey: It was a hug. I was excited. It was an excited hug, so no big deal.",
"Audrey: No kissing at all? You swear?",
"Joey: Audrey, of course not.",
"Audrey: Ok, well, the fact that you can at least hug professor wilder proves that there's still hope for you yet.",
"Joey: Good to know.",
"Audrey: This is our night, Joey potter. We're gonna celebrate. We're gonna cut loose. Tonight, we're gonna kiss some boys.",
"Joey: Which boys?",
"[A guy is walking by, and Audrey stops him.]",
"Audrey: Oh, hi. Excuse me. I know this may sound a little bit forward, but, um, would you kiss my friend here?",
"Guy: Ok.",
"Joey: Uh, you know, I'd love to make out with you, but... Until my tongue completely heals, I--I just think it's too risky.",
"Audrey: There was a piercing incident with-- it was bad.",
"[The guy looks at her weirdly and walks away.]",
"[The restaurant. Pacey is getting ready to leave when Danny stops him.]",
"Danny: I wanna talk to you, Witter.",
"Pacey: Don't worry. I already told Audrey not to show up looking like a showgirl tomorrow to work.",
"Danny: What are you talking about? I like Audrey. She's a good hire. This is about you. How long have you been here?",
"Pacey: All right, look. I meant to tell you about those lobsters. I really did. It just slipped my mind.",
"Danny: It's been almost 6 months since you dragged your sorry ass in here, and since then, you've learned everything from apples to zucchinis and everything in between.",
"Pacey: Maybe you could just cut to the chase and tell me what I did.",
"Danny: You impressed me.",
"Pacey: Well, generally, that's considered a good thing.",
"Danny: Indeed it is, and something that is terribly difficult to do.",
"Pacey: So then you're not chewing me out.",
"Danny: No. I'm promoting you. Which means I'm giving you a 20% increase in your salary.",
"Pacey: Ok, you have to forgive the look of shock on my face, but I'm shocked.",
"Danny: Yeah? Well, wait till you see this. You've done a tremendous job, Pacey. I knew you had the talent when you walked in here, but I wasn't sure you had the character to see it through. It's good work.",
"[Danny throws him a small envelope]",
"Pacey: Ok, seriously. Is there a note in here that says \"I'm screwin' with you, Witter\"?",
"Danny: Absolutely. Several notes. C-notes. You never came to pick up your holiday bonus.",
"[He opens it to find it filled with several hundred-dollar bills.]",
"Pacey: I didn't know there was a holiday bonus.",
"Danny: Happy belated holidays, chef Witter. I'm glad you stayed.",
"Pacey: Thanks, Danny. Um, I'll talk to you tomorrow.",
"Danny: Witter.",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Danny: What is it you wanted to tell me about the lobsters?",
"[The club. Audrey and Joey are walking out onto the dance floor watching the band play.]",
"Audrey: God, I love college life. Why would I ever want to leave all this?",
"Joey: Because at some point, you have to pay off all the loans you're using to finance all of this.",
"Audrey: Ok. No, there will be no pragmatism tonight. I'll have none of it. Only irrational, reckless flights of fancy. Ooh. Speaking of which, now, there is a highly kissable boy. He's cute.",
"[Joey looks up to the band and sees the Bass player that Audrey is referring to.]",
"Joey: Cute?",
"Audrey: Come on, Joey. That guy is gorgeous.",
"Joey: Ok, he's gorgeous and... Familiar.",
"[She recognizes him as Charlie]",
"Audrey: We have to plot some smart, subtle way for you to meet him.",
"Joey: How about I go up to him and say, \"aren't you Charlie, the guy who dicked over Jen?\"",
"Audrey: That's Charlie? Charlie the jerk?",
"Joey: In the flesh.",
"Audrey: Ooh, such beautiful flesh for a jerk. Jen has good taste in men. I mean... [] Musicians, you know? These guys rock.",
"Joey: I know what you mean.",
"Audrey: No, really. I mean, they've gotten better. I wonder if they remember me from when I sang with them.",
"Joey: Well, you're very hard to forget, Audrey.",
"Audrey: You really think so?",
"Joey: There are few things in life I'm more certain of.",
"Audrey: I'm gonna go talk to them, ok?",
"Joey: Good luck.",
"[Audrey walks away, and Pacey sneaks up from behind to scare Joey.]",
"Pacey: Ra!",
"Joey: [Gasps]",
"Pacey: Ha ha ha ha. So, this is where all the beautiful, smart girls hang out, huh? I gotta start going to these college clubs more often.",
"Joey: You got my message?",
"Pacey: I did indeed. A 4.0. I'm sure you'll do better next semester, Jo.",
"Joey: I'm glad you decided to join us.",
"Pacey: Well, I have something to celebrate tonight. I got a promotion.",
"Joey: That's awesome. [Suddenly Joey recognizes the singer] Hey, I know that voice.",
"Audrey Singing: When they gathered round and started talking cousin Billy would take me walking",
"Joey: Audrey's excited about her new job, and when Audrey's excited about something...",
"Pacey: How did we ever get through high school without that girl?",
"Joey: Lord knows to my surprise.",
"Audrey Singing: The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man. the only boy who could ever teach me , was the son of a preacher man. yes, he was, he was, oh, yes, he was being good isn't always easy no matter how hard I tried when he started sweet talking to me he'd come tell me everything is alright he'd kiss and tell me everything is alright can I get away again tonight? The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man the only boy who could ever teach me was the son of a preacher man yes, he was, he was, oh, yes, he was",
"[cheers and applause]",
"[The Leery House. Jen and Gale are installing a child gate in front of the stair.]",
"Jen: you know, he just-- he loves you and this family and this house so much that...",
"Gale: Sometimes I wonder if it doesn't hold him back from moving forward with his life. Well, he seems to be moving forward with parts of his life just fine.",
"Jen: Parts that you aren't entirely pleased about.",
"Gale: Am I that transparent?",
"Jen: Everything is really nice between us, gale. I really just am kind of crazy about him, and I want him to be happy.",
"Gale: Well, then we both want the same things.",
"Jen: How would you feel if he moved into grams' attic?",
"Gale: Well, I would miss having him around here, but, um, I know that he needs to get a place of his own.",
"Jen: Has he told you about this, um, film school in Boston that he's been looking into?",
"Gale: No, he didn't mention it. Every time I bring up school, he conveniently changes the subject, but I would love it if he went back to school.",
"Jen: Me, too.",
"Gale: So, have you talked to him about it?",
"Jen: Hmm, well, I've danced around the subject.",
"Gale: Oh, no, honey. You can't dance, you gotta really tell him.",
"Jen: I'm just afraid of pushing him into something that's he's not ready for.",
"Gale: No, no. Jen, Dawson has inherited a stubborn streak a mile long from his father. Trust me. You're gonna have to push him.",
"[The club. Joey is standing next to the bar, when the guy from before comes up behind her.]",
"Guy: I just wanted to let you know that we don't have to kiss. There are other things that, uh-- well, hi, um, my name is tom.",
"Joey: I'm sure you're a really sweet guy, and probably a world-class macking master, but my friend over there, she really needs to return to the mother ship. No hard feelings?",
"Male Voice: Can I buy you something to drink?",
"Joey: Clearly, subtext and humor have no effect on stupidity. Would you please leave me",
"[She turns to see that it is Charlie]",
"Charlie: nice.",
"Joey: Do you really think you should bandy about words you don't understand?",
"Charlie: Stop. Just stop.",
"Joey: Stop what?",
"Charlie: The castrating shrew routine. The defense mechanism. Look, I totally understand how a girl who looks like you needs one, but you can drop it around me. All I want to do is meet you and talk a little. Ok. Fine. I'll start. Hi. I'm Charlie.",
"Joey: Charlie, how about we talk about why, out of all of these girls in the entire club, I'm the blessed one. I mean... What is it about me that piqued your interest?",
"Charlie: It's the hair-behind- the-ear thing. You know, that little tuck you do. Look. Sometimes, when I'm having a tough night, I look out into the audience for someone who's really listening. It makes me feel like I'm connecting. And I saw you, standing next to your friend, staring at me. And... I noticed the way you kept tucking your hair behind your ears, like you were trying extra-hard to listen. And I thought to myself, I want to meet that beautiful girl.",
"Joey: So tell me. Does this sort of thing actually work?",
"Charlie: I wouldn't know. I'm not like the rest of these pre-epoch Neanderthals in this place.",
"Joey: No?",
"Charlie: I've never done this before.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Charlie: Yeah.",
"Joey: So, you must've used a different tact with Jen Lindley, huh?",
"Charlie: Hmm. Joey, the smart girl from Worthington.",
"Joey: Charlie, womanizer from Boston bay.",
"Charlie: This is deeply humiliating. Mm. Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying.",
"Joey: No, but you don't have to have a drink with him.",
"[Outside the Leery House. It is night time, and Dawson comes up to the porch to see Jen sitting outside on it waiting for him.]",
"Dawson: Any interest in some make-up s*x?",
"Jen: Oh, I don't know. You look pretty wiped out, pal. Ohh! I don't think you'd be up for it.",
"Dawson: I'm an 18-year-old guy who just lost his virginity. You'd be surprised at what I'm up for. How was your evening?",
"Jen: Well... Most of it was spent talking to your mom.",
"Dawson: Any strangeness?",
"Jen: A little, but... I think that once she realized I was after you for more than your body, she lightened up.",
"Dawson: Please tell me that's not what you guys talked about.",
"Jen: We talked about you... Moving to Boston. A certain attic with your name on it, an attic that would be a really great place for you to study.",
"Dawson: You know I've been thinkin' seriously about that, but right now... It's just not the right time.",
"Jen: Actually, it is, and I'm not the only one who feels that way.",
"Dawson: Ok, when did you and my mom suddenly become close enough to start trading insights about what's best for my life?",
"Jen: [Sighs] sweetie, you're not required to be the husband. Families are complicated.",
"Dawson: It's not that simple.",
"Jen: You think that I don't know that?",
"Dawson: Well, you have to admit you're not the best person in the world to be giving me advice on parents.",
"Jen: That's not fair.",
"Dawson: I'm just stating the facts, Jen. I mean, how can you give me advice about how to deal with my mother when you don't even talk to yours? I appreciate how much you care about...My life, but...If you want to talk to me about how I should live it, we should find a different subject.",
"Jen: I actually don't really want to talk to you at all right now.",
"[Jen looks upset at him, and then leaves him all alone on the porch as she walks off into the darkness.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[The Club. Audrey and Pacey are playing a game of pool, and several men are gawking at Audrey as she sinks yet another ball.]",
"[Music playing]",
"Pacey: hey! Do you mind? We're trying to have a game here.",
"Audrey: Yeah. We're trying to have a game here. What an annoyance.",
"Pacey: Oh, yes, I can see how annoyed you are.",
"[Audrey then sinks the 8-ball]",
"Audrey: Ok. You rack them, I'll crack them, baby.",
"Joey: Hey!",
"Pacey: Hi. Do you want to play against her?",
"Joey: Ah...No. I'll let you enjoy the indignity.",
"Pacey: Thank you. So, tell me, how long after we left your room today did you run down to the bursar's office to check on your grades?",
"Joey: Ok, I'm an obsessive freak, I freely admit it. There is no hope for me.",
"Pacey: No, that's not true. There is a part of you that knows how to let loose. You just have to... Let her loose every once in a while.",
"Joey: What part?",
"Pacey: The other Joey. The carefree girl who knows how to drink and play strip poker and go away on a sailboat for a summer. The girl who can get up in front of a crowd of complete strangers and sing at a beauty pageant.",
"Joey: Other Joey?",
"Pacey: Yes, the other Joey. The girl who knows better than to let things that are completely out of her control bother her.",
"Joey: Like Dawson and Jen.",
"Audrey: Hey, guys! You wanna know why else I love pool? Because the chalk matches my eye shadow! How cute is that?",
"Joey: You know, I think I'm gonna head over to the bar, and, uh, I'm gonna keep my eyes open for that other girl.",
"Pacey: Right. Well, if you see that girl, would you buy her a drink? Actually, will you buy all of us a drink, on me?",
"[Pacey hands her a Hundred dollar bill]",
"Joey: Sure. Wow, where did you get this kind of money?",
"Pacey: Well...I work for a living.",
"[Joey walks off towards the bar, when Charlie walks up from behind and tries to hand her a drink.]",
"Charlie: I believe this is what you're drinking.",
"Joey: You again?",
"Charlie: Hey, what can I say? I don't give up easily.",
"Joey: You know, helping a girl get a drink doesn't absolve you from cheating on her friend.",
"Charlie: I'm not looking for absolution. I'm looking for a second chance.",
"Joey: Well, Jen is not currently swimming in the available pool right now. Maybe you haven't heard.",
"Charlie: I'm talkin' about you.",
"Joey: A second chance with me? I hadn't realized you ever had a first.",
"Charlie: What exactly did I do that was so terrible? All right, I hit on you. Is that a crime? Please! If there's anything I'm guilty of, it's simply being attracted to you. I never said anything to you that I didn't mean. I think you are beautiful, and truth be told, I think you're drop-dead gorgeous.",
"Joey: What, the whole \"I'm just a bass player you can take home to mama\" thing didn't work, so now you're using simple flattery?",
"Charlie: Ok, so I made a fool out of myself before. That I'm prepared to do.",
"Joey: Well, good. Because you display quite a mastery at that particular skill.",
"Charlie: Give me as much crap as you want. At least I'm not afraid to take a chance.",
"Joey: What, are you implying that I am?",
"Charlie: When was the last time you took one?",
"Joey: Well, that's none of your business.",
"Charlie: Do they teach classes in uptight at Worthington, or is it just a prerequisite for admission?",
"Joey: I'm not uptight.",
"Charlie: Then why won't you tell me when the last time was you took a chance?",
"Joey: Because I'm not going to recount my reckless behavior for you.",
"Charlie: I bet there's not much to recount. But I'll bet the list of prudish perfectionism goes on and on, ad nauseam. Come on. Joey... The smart girl from Worthington, when was the last time you did something completely and indisputably wild?",
"[The Leery Dock. Dawson is sitting on the end of the pier just looking out into the creek, when his mother comes walking down to join him.]",
"Dawson: Mom, what are you still doin' up?",
"Gale: Oh, I thought I'd come out and get some air.",
"Dawson: And have a little... Heart-to-heart with your son?",
"Gale: Oh, I'm getting really bad at keeping my feelings hidden in my old age.",
"Dawson: You're not old.",
"Gale: It's funny. Before you got here today, I was all worried about what might be going on in my house after I went to sleep tonight, and... Now I seem to be a little worried about what's not going on.",
"Dawson: We had our first fight, I guess. We'll work it out.",
"Gale: Until you really let go of this house, I don't think you will. No, Dawson, until you can start waking up every day and thinking about yourself, I don't think you're ever gonna be able to... Be in a relationship and go to school and begin the life that you deserve to have.",
"Dawson: All right, mom, I plan on doing all those things. I just wanna make sure that you and lily are set first.",
"Gale: You are done. Right now. This is where it ends.",
"Dawson: Mom...",
"Gale: No. It's time. Look, I am probably more guilty than you know. I mean, there's part of me that has loved having you around, but it's just not fair, and it's just not right, and seeing you tonight with Jen, and realizing how much she wants you in Boston, it's made it all clear to me. I mean, the girl is... Head-over-heels smitten with you. She really cares about you and your future.",
"Dawson: I don't know how I would have gotten through all this without her.",
"Gale: Lily and I... We'll be ok. I promise. I'll hire some help around here if I need to. So, Dawson... Go to Boston. Live in that attic. You have been such a help to me in the past few months, I can't even begin to say thank you. I feel the same way about you that I know your father would. Honey, I'm proud of you.",
"Dawson: All right. I got some apologizing to do.",
"Gale: Yeah. You go in there and you tell her how you really feel about her. And if that doesn't work, grovel. It always worked like a charm for your dad.",
"Dawson: Good night.",
"[The Club, Audrey has just beaten Pacey again, and Pacey is getting ready to rack up the balls again.]",
"Pacey: Ok, one last game.",
"Audrey: All right. Loser has to pay the tab.",
"Pacey: Sure thin--hey, speaking of money, where's Joey?",
"Audrey: I don't know. She's been gone a long time.",
"Pacey: All right. Hang out here. I'm gonna go look for her.",
"Audrey: No, wait, wait, whoa! I'm coming with!",
"Pacey: Do you think it's possible she went home?",
"Audrey: I don't know. Maybe she met somebody. We sort of made this pact we were gonna kiss some boys tonight.",
"Pacey: Doesn't sound like a pact that Joey would make.",
"Audrey: Ok, well, I made it without her, but she was there.",
"Pacey: Audrey, listen to that! Listen!",
"Audrey: Oh my god! Are you hearing that, too?",
"[Girl singing, and up on stage they see Joey]",
"Pacey: I think so.",
"Audrey: No, it's not possible!",
"Pacey: Oh, it is possible. Check that out.",
"[Joey is up on stage sinning and takes off her coat and throws it to the side, and begins really getting into the song, singing, jumping and looking like a real rock singer in stage.]",
"Joey Singing: I'm begging you to beg me I want you to want me oh, my god!",
"Audrey: That can't be the same girl that sleeps in my room! Who is that girl?!",
"Pacey: That is \"other Joey.\"",
"Audrey: Whoo! I can't believe it!",
"Joey Singing: I'll shine my own brown shoes I'll put on a brand-new shirt I'll make all my rhythm work if you say that you love me didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? I feel that I'm alone without a friend you know, you feel like dying oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? I want you to want me I need you to need me whoo! I love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me I want you to want me I want you to want me I want you to want me I want you to want me! Aah!",
"Audrey: Oh, my god!",
"[Applause]",
"[cat calls]",
"Audrey: Joey, you're my hero!",
"[Joey leaves through the back of the stage and stops laughing to herself about what she just did, when Charlie come off the stage to join her.]",
"Charlie: Whoo! Joey, that was amazing! Absolutely, positively amazing! I honestly had no idea you had that in you!",
"Joey: Then you probably don't know I have this, either.",
"[She grabs him and gives him a huge kiss.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[The club, behind the stage. We pick up where we left off from the kiss, and Joey pulls back away, and Charlie is still shocked.]",
"Joey: don't ever call me uptight!",
"[Audience screams]",
"[Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson comes into his room to see Jen standing by the window in her pajamas.]",
"Dawson: you are so beautiful.",
"Jen: Ok, apology accepted.",
"Dawson: Just like that? I had, like, a very impassioned speech.",
"Jen: Yeah, I don't really need it.",
"Dawson: I'm prepared to grovel.",
"Jen: Nope.",
"Dawson: Wow, I'm gonna have to remember that tact for the future.",
"Jen: You're right. Umm... I don't have any firsthand experience with what you're going through. Nearly no one I know does.",
"Dawson: And you're right. It's time I moved into that attic.",
"Jen: We can decorate!",
"[Jen looks out the window at grams' old house. Dawson comes up and wraps his arms around her from behind]",
"Jen: Mmm. God, it's so weird.",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Jen: It's so weird how things work out. All those years living right next door to each other, but... We had to move away to a different city to get together. Mmm. Too bad we never got together over there.",
"Dawson: That would have been fun.",
"Jen: Well, you know what grams says: No regrets.",
"Dawson: Jen, I hate to break it to you, but that house does not belong to you anymore. Her house will always belong to me.",
"[The club. Audrey and Pacey are walking around looking for Joey.]",
"Pacey: I wonder where the little rock star wandered off to.",
"Audrey: Oh, maybe she went home.",
"Pacey: No, Joey wouldn't leave without telling me.",
"Audrey: Maybe she met someone.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Joey potter, leave with a guy? Do you have any idea what it would take for that to happen?",
"Audrey: [Chuckling] Ohh. Um, I'm-- you know what? I totally forgot, but, um, before we left tonight, Joey said that she might have to go home early... To study.",
"Pacey: To study for what? She doesn't even have classes to study for.",
"Audrey: You know our Joey-- little miss perfect.",
"[They leave, without ever seeing Joey who is sitting on the stage, and Charlie walks up to join her.]",
"Charlie: You need a ride home.",
"Joey: I don't need anything.",
"Charlie: Unless you and the janitorial staff have some kind of unexpected bond. I think your friends have left. Come on. Let me give you a ride on my motorcycle. I'll take you anywhere you want to go. What? Making a fool out of myself again, huh?",
"Joey: No, of course you have a motorcycle.",
"Charlie: What's that supposed to mean?",
"Joey: Of course you don't understand.",
"Charlie: Hey, it's a Harley.",
"Joey: I'm sure it is.",
"[Inside Grams' old house. Jen and Dawson are wrapped naked together in a blanket by the fireplace. They have broken into the place and made love in front of the fireplace.]",
"Dawson: Jen, you think living under the same roof is gonna screw everything up?",
"Jen: Not if you quickly learn to deal with the toilet seat.",
"Dawson: I'll talk to jack.",
"Jen: Mmm, that sounds good. I've never really dated somebody that I knew and liked and trusted, so...",
"Dawson: Sounds like you got yourself in a healthy relationship.",
"Jen: Hmm. Sounds like it. So when do you think the fun stops in a healthy relationship?",
"Dawson: I have no idea. But I think we're gonna have a blast finding out.",
"[Outside the School Dorms. Pacey is dropping Audrey off outside her dorm room.]",
"Audrey: Thanks for the ride, Pacey. This is an awesome car. I really had fun tonight.",
"Pacey: Yeah, me, too.",
"Audrey: I mean, it's so much more fun hanging out with you than, like, some hot guy I'd want to date.",
"Pacey: Well, thanks, I think. You want me to walk you back to your dorm room?",
"Audrey: No, that's ok. All right. There's tons of security guards on campus during break. I'm totally safe. Fact, I bet Carlos is in the hall right now. [Gasps] wonder if his wife had the baby yet?",
"Pacey: Pretty chummy with the guys who work here over break for someone who just got back last night.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Well, that's me, you know. Chummy Audrey.",
"Pacey: Mmm. You never went home, did you?",
"Audrey: I really did get into a big fight with my parents about money. It was just a little bigger than I mentioned. Ok? It was a lot bigger. Uh, don't tell Joey, ok? I know it sounds kind of weird, but...Sometimes there are things that you don't even want the people who are close to you to know about.",
"Pacey: Heh. It doesn't sound weird to me. In fact, I may understand better than you think. 'Cause you see this beautiful piece of metal and machinery in front of you?",
"Audrey: Yes.",
"Pacey: This has sat in the police impound in Capeside for 3 months. And my father just gave it to me. 'Cause he said that he wanted someone who deserves it to have it. And he actually told me that he was proud of me. It's the first time in my entire life I have ever heard him say those words. He's proud of me.",
"Audrey: But?",
"Pacey: Even if it's true, how long could it possibly last? Well, I won't tell anyone.",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"Pacey: Ok. Parents are strange creatures.",
"Audrey: Heh heh. I know. From another planet, right?",
"Pacey: Good lord.",
"Audrey: Hey, Pacey...",
"Pacey: What was that for?",
"Audrey: The pact that Joey and I made. I know she's not gonna do it. I figure one of us should. I hope you don't mind.",
"Pacey: Rarely do I mind being kissed by a beautiful woman.",
"Audrey: Ok. Well, I will see you at work tomorrow.",
"Pacey: Yes, indeed.",
"Audrey: You know what? I look forward to it.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Excellent.",
"[Car engine starts]",
"[A street on the way home from the Club. Joey is walking alone, when Charlie come up to her on his motorcycle.]",
"Charlie: hey, come on. Let me give you a ride.",
"Joey: I prefer to walk.",
"Charlie: You're gonna walk all the way home in this cold?",
"Joey: Sure.",
"Charlie: Wouldn't you rather take a ride someplace? Someplace warm? Hey, come on. I know there's a part of you just dying to get on this bike and ride off with me. If there isn't... Then what was that kiss back there all about?",
"Joey: Ok. Maybe... Just maybe there is another part of me, another girl that lives deep inside of me, and maybe every once in a while she lets loose and does things that might blow some people's minds. But, Charlie... If you ever mention her or anything she might have done tonight to another person... I'll completely deny knowing anything about her.",
"Charlie: It was fun hanging out with you for a night, Joey. The smart girl from Worthington.",
"Joey: Good night, Charlie.",
"[Motorcycle engine starts]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x13 | Something Wilder | destinyros2005 |
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"Directing Oliver's movie is not an easy task. First, Dawson has to deal with lead actress Audrey who has complaints about Oliver's kissing skills. Then he has to recast the other lead role after discovering that Oliver is a terrible actor. Jen's slimy ex Charlie is the only one who fits the bill. During the shooting Audrey has a crisis and locks herself in the bathroom because she kissed Pacey and felt like she was betraying her best friend. Joey arrives to help smooth things over and gives Audrey and Pacey her blessing. Meanwhile, Jack is fed up with his friends and decides to move out of the fraternity house after he and Eric almost kiss and Jack is accused of forcing himself on Eric."
]
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"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. The room has been made up to be a set for a movie, and Dawson is making Oliver's film, with Audrey and Oliver staring. Pacey is the boom mic operator]",
"Audrey: I know who you are.",
"Oliver: You only just met me.",
"Audrey: I know you're a snake and a con artist. I know you've slept your way through the entire female student body and half the faculty. The kind of boy who'll break your heart and then start in on your sister",
"Oliver: Ahh. You must be confused. Understandable. It's a common affliction among blondes.",
"Audrey: Ugh.",
"Oliver: Truth is, I'm none of those things.",
"Audrey: Oh, yeah? Then who are you?",
"Oliver: I'm just the boy that's gonna tear your soul apart.",
"[They kiss, and then Audrey pushes away.]",
"Audrey: This is ridiculous. I can't do this.",
"Dawson: Ah, cut. I guess.",
"Audrey: Amateurs. I'm surrounded by amateurs. Dawson, will you just run with me here for a second. If I were a girl trying to seduce a boy-- and trust me, ok, I've been that girl many times-- I would never let him know how much I want him. Never. Ever. I mean, that's the exact moment when they lose interest. Sorry, it's just-- it's feeble writing.",
"Oliver: Hey, hey. I'm right here.",
"Dawson: We should've made the animated movie.",
"Jen: Woulda-coulda-shoulda. Hmm.",
"Dawson: All right. Audrey... You gotta penetrate the subtext, ok? Remember, she knows that he knows that she knows what kind of man he is. All right? So if he knows that she knows and she knows that he knows... See what I'm getting at?",
"Audrey: Yeah.",
"Dawson: All right. Great. All right. Let's shoot the scene before we get old and die in our sleep. Ok. Back to one, people.",
"Pacey: Oh, I'm sorry.",
"Dawson: Ah, Pace, if you don't swing the microphone, you run less of a risk of dipping into my shot, which, I think, would detract from the overall reality of the picture.",
"Pacey: Gotcha. It'll be perfect this time.",
"Dawson: All right. Picture's up. Ok. We are rolling. Marker.",
"Jen: 27 apple, take 3.",
"Dawson: And... Action.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: Wilder's class. Professor Wilder is lecturing the class while Joey sits on listening to him.]",
"Wilder: Overprotected remember, there is no distinction between writing a story and living your life. The same elements that make a moment in your life ignite, explode, move-- these same things make a scene in your writing have life. When a writer has evolved in their work, they've evolved as an individual. When the work is intense, it is because their life is intense. So the real question is, \"what makes life intense?\" Conflict. What is conflict? The essential conflict at the core of the artist? Uh, think of the movies you've seen, songs you've heard, books you've read. \"To be or not to be.\" Bingo. In other words, your desires versus your ideals. Your head, or your heart. Can somebody give me an example, using their own life, of a conflict between their desires and their ideals?",
"Joey: I have an example.",
"Wilder: Out with it then.",
"Joey: Well, it's um... It's about a guy.",
"Wilder: Ah, of course. Isn't it always?",
"Class: [Laughs]",
"[bell rings]",
"Wilder: oh, it's too bad. I was curious where your story was going. You'll have to share with us next week. \"Same bat time. Same bat channel.\"",
"[Scene: Outside on the campus grounds. Professor Wilder is just leaving the building when Joey comes running up to join him.]",
"Joey: We need to talk.",
"Wilder: We do?",
"Joey: Yes. That was uncomfortable.",
"Wilder: No, that was creative writing. \"Uncomfortable\" is taught down the hall on the left.",
"Joey: There should be a word for people who use sarcasm as a defense mechanism.",
"Wilder: There is. Sarcastic.",
"Joey: I'm serious.",
"Wilder: Are you ok?",
"Joey: I'm fine. I... I mean, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little weirded out by recent events.",
"Wilder: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm a creep. I... I've robbed you of your innocence, haven't I?",
"Joey: No, you're not a creep. And don't say you're sorry, it makes me feel--",
"Wilder: cheap?",
"Joey: No.",
"Wilder: Dirty?",
"Joey: No.",
"Wilder: Ok, I'm gonna stop talking, because, obviously, there are some things you wanna say to me.",
"Joey: Many things.",
"Wilder: Ok... I can't promise I'll have all the answers. In fact, I can't promise I'll have any answers, but I'm willing to give it a shot.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Wilder: Whenever you're ready.",
"Joey: You know, it's kind of a lotta pressure, and I seem to be freezing up, so can I do this another time?",
"Wilder: Absolutely.",
"[Scene: The Civilization. Pacey is alone in the kitchen making an omelet when Audrey comes into the kitchen.]",
"Audrey: You slept here again last night, didn't you? Doesn't that, like, violate some sort of health code?",
"Pacey: Good morning, Audrey. Now, I can only assume, since it's your day off, that you came down here for a little bit of playful banter and the opportunity to critique my personal hygiene. Which is sweet of you, but you really should have called first.",
"Audrey: Can I have that omelet?",
"Pacey: No.",
"Audrey: We had plans, you know. You said you'd help me.",
"Pacey: Uh, right. Refresh my memory, that was the breast exam, right?",
"Audrey: No. Learning my lines for Dawson's movie. We talked about this last night, remember?",
"Pacey: Only vaguely. And to tell you the god's honest, Audrey, now is really not the best time for me.",
"[A girl comes into the kitchen]",
"Rina: Good morning. What's for breakfast?",
"Pacey: Audrey, I would like to introduce you to my good friend Gina.",
"Rina: Excuse me? What? What's my name?",
"Pacey: [Cough]-ina.",
"Rina: My name is Rina. R-I-n-A.",
"Pacey: Which is what I said, Rina. Didn't I say \"Rina\", Audrey?",
"Audrey: You said \"Gina.\"",
"Pacey: Thank you.",
"[Rina storms out of the kitchen and grabs her coat.]",
"Pacey: Oh, come on, sweetheart, don't leave angry. Or, if you must, at least don't drive angry.",
"Rina: Have a nice life, Stacey!",
"[Rina storms out of the restaurant]",
"Pacey: On second thought, the omelet's yours.",
"[Scene: The Frat House. Jack comes out into the main room, where the rest of the frat is talking about plans for the day.]",
"Polar bear: Jack.",
"Jack: Morning. Ahem.",
"Eric: How's it going, bro?",
"Polar bear: We're hearing there's a kegger at the Kappa Mu Pi sorority. So those of you interested in getting some nooky this evening, we should meet back here at, let's say... 11:00? Break.",
"[They all leave, and only Eric and Jack remain]",
"Eric: You ok?",
"Jack: Yeah. I'm good.",
"Eric: You know, they're trying to make it up to you, you know? Smooth things over.",
"Jack: I know. I know.",
"Eric: You just gotta let 'em back in.",
"Jack: Sounds good in theory, but it's hard to forget that night. I mean, you guys totally bailed on me.",
"Eric: You stepped over the line in a big way that night, jack.",
"Jack: I know. I just... I feel like that moment that I could have gracefully apologized has kinda passed me by. [Softly] every time I'm around these guys I feel like an idiot.",
"Eric: Well, stop stressing. You are an idiot. Hmm?",
"Jack: [Laughs]",
"[Scene: Grams' Attic. Dawson is sitting down working on his laptop editing some of the clips they have already shot, when Jen comes upstairs.]",
"Audrey: I know you're a snake and a con artist. I know you've slept your way through the entire female student body and almost half the faculty. The kind of boy who'll break your heart and then start in on your sister.",
"[Turns Video off]",
"Jen: good morning, sunshine.",
"Dawson: It's overcast and grey.",
"Jen: Hmm hmm hmm there, that's the spirit.",
"Dawson: A week ago, I saw it very clearly. Now I look at it, and all I see are these huge, nightmarish obstacles. It's like, the movie's disappeared, just gotten lost somewhere along the way. I don't know. Or, maybe I have.",
"Jen: It can't be that bad, can it?",
"Dawson: [Laughs] not that bad? Ok, the ending doesn't work, but we have less than 12 hours to rewrite it because the lights they were gonna use for that particular sequence we only have rented until tomorrow morning. [Laughs] but the real punch line is, all of this pales in comparison to the real problem.",
"Jen: Ok. What's the real problem?",
"Dawson: The real problem is that Oliver is without a doubt, the most pathetic excuse for a thespian that's ever been. [Sighs] ow! Jack and grams have more sexual chemistry than these two.",
"[Oliver comes upstairs]",
"Oliver: Hello, people. [Dawson and Jen are staring at them] What? What did I miss?",
"Dawson: Have a seat, skipper. It's time for us to think about what's best for the movie.",
"Oliver: I don't follow.",
"Dawson: Having watched some of the footage, it's occurred to me... It's possible you're not the right actor for this particular role.",
"Oliver: Hmm. Well, I'm thinking you're wrong. But on the other hand, you are the director, and if this behemoth has a prayer of getting done, it's gonna be because the final decision on everything, including the casting, came from you.",
"Dawson: Really? You're ok with this?",
"Oliver: On the flipside, we have to recast the part today if we're gonna shoot the finale tonight. Where are we gonna find an actor who fits the bill, you know? Somebody's who's... Sexy, charismatic and attractive. And not burdened with a soul.",
"Dawson: Exactly. Where we gonna find a guy like that in 6 hours?",
"Jen: [Laughs] I used to date him.",
"Dawson: That's not a bad idea.",
"Jen: Oh, yes it is. It's a terrible idea. And you would never make me do that, would you, Dawson?",
"[Scene: Outside Charlie's Dorm room. Jen is getting up the strength to knock on the door.]",
"Jen: [Groan]",
"Charlie: [laughs] Jen Lindley. How ya been?",
"Jen: Busy. Just trying to wrap my head around this whole \"lemon diet coke\" phenomenon.",
"Charlie: I knew it. I knew you could never live without me.",
"Jen: Hmm. Oh, on the contrary, I actually plan to spend the rest of my life living without you, Charlie, but... I need a favor.",
"Charlie: A favor? Now why on earth would I do you a favor?",
"Jen: You get to make out with a really hot girl.",
"Charlie: Ok. Step into my office",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's Dorm room. Audrey is in the room pacing when Joey comes storming into the room.]",
"Joey: The guy is unbelievable.",
"Audrey: I know. He couldn't even remember her first name. Not her last name-- her last name I might understand. I've slept with some guys whose last names have escaped me the morning after, but her first name?",
"Joey: Who?",
"Audrey: What? Wait... Who are you talking about?",
"Joey: Wilder.",
"Audrey: Right. Wilder. Unbelievable.",
"Joey: So I'm standing there, completely ready to say everything I never said, and then he pulls this Jedi-mind-trick, and suddenly, I can't even remember who I am.",
"Audrey: You're Joey potter.",
"Joey: And I refuse to become another one of his groupies. You know, completely infatuated with the guy and reduced to a babbling idiot at the mere mention of his name.",
"Audrey: May I, um... Be brutally honest?",
"Joey: Like you've ever been anything but?",
"Audrey: You are completely infatuated with him, and you have been reduced to a babbling idiot at the mere mention of his name. But I'm not so sure that's a bad thing.",
"Joey: How could it not be a bad thing, Audrey? Once upon a time, I had this... Amazing mentor. Someone who believed in me and respected me and we were friends. Good friends. And, you know, whenever you would allude to some lurid affair between teacher and student, I would just dismiss it.",
"Audrey: Well, the lady doth protest too much.",
"Joey: I have to drop his class. I mean, should I drop his class? I don't know.",
"Audrey: Are you asking for my advice, or are you just having a soliloquy here?",
"Joey: What's the alternative? I spend the rest of the year angsting over some guy I can't be with? I mean, I've been there. It's excruciating.",
"Audrey: Bunny... Breathe. Ask yourself something, when was the last time you felt as completely and totally alive as you do right now?",
"[Both laugh]",
"Joey: who were you talking about?",
"[Groans]",
"[Scene: The frat house. Jack is in the kitchen getting something to drink, when Eric comes into the kitchen.]",
"Eric: Yo.",
"Jack: Hey. Thought you were going with the other guys to the athletic center? Pick up on the gymnastics team? You know, teenage girls slamming their pelvises into the uneven bars at 80-miles-an-hour. I think that'd be right up your alley.",
"Eric: No, I had work to do, so I figured I'd get started with putting it off.",
"Jack: [Laughs] yeah. Procrastination... It's the only skill we ever learn in college.",
"Eric: Ain't it a little early in the day to start knocking 'em back?",
"Jack: Only if you're doing it alone. Besides, you and I have some unfinished business.",
"Eric: Oh, do we?",
"Jack: Yes, we do. Madden 2002.",
"Eric: Ohhhh.",
"Jack: Yeah, your patriots kicked my bears into a different time zone last time they met, and I think we're ready for some revenge.",
"Eric: All right. Well, then get set for some disappointment, because we're gonna kick your ass some more.",
"Jack: [Laughs] no, no. I don't think so",
"[Scene: Grams' house. Charlie is auditioning for the movie, with Jen reading lines with him. Oliver and Dawson are watching on.]",
"Jen: \"you're falling in love with me.\"",
"Charlie: \"I can't say you're lacking for confidence.\"",
"Jen: \"That's not true.\" Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. \"Doesn't change the fact that you're falling in love with me.\"",
"Charlie: \"Now how can you be so sure? \"I mean, how do you know I'm not gonna just use you up \"and throw you out. That's what I've always done.\"",
"Jen: \"You can sleep with...\" Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah-- \"not even you.\"",
"Charlie: \"I didn't know. I've never wanted anything like this before.\"",
"Jen: Uh... \"Neither have I.\"",
"[Charlie goes to kiss her.]",
"Jen: A world of pain. Charlie, one step closer, and you're entering a world of pain.",
"Charlie: You know, Dawson, buddy, it's difficult to really become the character here when she is not giving me anything to work with.",
"Jen: Acting tip: It's called using your imagination.",
"Dawson: Ok. You know, I've seen enough. So, ah, Jen... Sweetheart. Um, Charlie, would you mind just... Stepping in the other room for a second.",
"Charlie: Yeah.",
"Oliver: So is this gonna be awkward for you, your girlfriend's ex starring in our flick?",
"Dawson: I'm running out of options here.",
"Oliver: I gotta say... He's pretty decent. I mean... If you're going for the brutally handsome, rippling abs, Tony Scott-version of me, he's about as good as we're gonna get, right?",
"Dawson: Right. Yeah. Ok, so we use him.",
"Oliver: Yes. Problem solved.",
"Dawson: Ok. Now all I have to do is overhaul the ending and we might get this done.",
"Oliver: [Laughs] heavens to Betsy. First, you take away my starring role, and now you want to rewrite my ending?",
"Dawson: It doesn't make sense.",
"Oliver: Actually, it's friggin' brilliant. First, she breaks up with him, breaks his heart, then he blow her away with a .22. Poetic justice.",
"Dawson: I used to think it was great. It was perfect. But... Having seen the footage-- yada, yada, yada.",
"[Charlie comes back to join them]",
"Charlie: So... Did I get the part, or what?",
"Dawson: Well, that depends. Can you learn your lines in 3 hours?",
"Oliver: Uh, better make that 2.",
"Dawson: Hmm. All right.",
"[Scene: Jack and Eric's Room. They have just finished playing a game, and are still sitting on the floor in front of the TV.]",
"Eric: All my dudes, they go to these parties every night looking for their next girlfriend. And for what? Huh? So they can have some chick who's gonna bitch and moan at 'em in the morning? You know, and make them watch Notting Hill over and over again? No. Forget that. They can keep their keg.",
"[Both laugh]",
"Jack: I liked Notting hill.",
"[Both laugh]",
"Eric: dude.",
"Jack: Yeah?",
"Eric: What was it like when you realized you were gay?",
"Jack: Well, it wasn't like that, you know? It wasn't like I woke up one morning from a especially nasty dream about Robert Downey jr. And I said to myself, \"hey, I must be gay.\" Well, what was it like? [Sighs] well, you know... So many people just... They spend so much of their lives just locked up in this cage inside themselves. And they never even know that they have the key all along. That's how it was for me. I can't tell you when I first realized it, you know. I don't know. At some level, I think I've always known it. Probably just like you've always known you're straight. It wasn't about realizing that I was gay, it was about realizing that it was all right.",
"Eric: You're an amazing guy, jack. You know that? You really are. [Sighs] you're the kind of guy that I wanna be.",
"[Eric leans in like he is going to kiss Jack.]",
"Jack: Um... Do you, uh... Do you wanna watch some more TV? I, uh...I-I-I think the world's most horrifying bungee-accidents is on.",
"Eric: Um... No, I have work to do.",
"Jack: Come on, man. You're not gonna-- you're not gonna do it now.",
"Eric: Yeah. I have to. Ok? I'm--I'm--I'm gonna go. Ok?",
"Jack: Yeah, I'll see ya.",
"[Scene: Wilder's House. He is sitting at his desk working on his laptop, when he looks out the window and sees Joey pacing back and forth on the sidewalk.]",
"Wilder: Hey. You selling girl scout cookies? Do you have any of the coconut ones with the chocolate and the caramel? I love those.",
"Joey: Actually, I figured out what I want to say.",
"Wilder: Excellent. I'll alert the media.",
"Joey: Do you think it'd be possible to lose the obnoxious glib for 5 seconds?",
"Wilder: Yes. Yes, of course. It is possible. Sure. I'm sorry. Go ahead.",
"Joey: Uh... I want to say... I'm sorry you kissed me.",
"Wilder: Oh, my god, Joey, I can't even begin to apologize about that.",
"Joey: I'm not here for an apology. I didn't want one that night, I don't want one now. Well...In a minute, I'm going to walk over there to where you are and, um, I'm gonna shake your hand in a very masculine way. We're gonna have this little silent understanding and then I'm just gonna turn around and walk away.",
"Wilder: What about my class?",
"Joey: Uh, I don't think I can be a part of it, not now.",
"Wilder: Well, no great loss there.",
"Joey: You know what? Screw you.",
"Wilder: Clever, Joey. No. What I meant was you're gonna do great... With or without my workshop.",
"Joey: Oh. That's what you meant.",
"Wilder: Joey, you've got it. The gift. The touch. Whatever you want to call it. I don't. You do. It's a binary distinction. So all the washed up hacks turned English professors can wax poetic until the cows come home. In the end... Your talents and your instincts are the only things that really matter.",
"Joey: You know, you're really annoying. 'Cause every time I'm ready to do the smart, sensible thing, you go and you say something that makes me...",
"Wilder: Makes you what?",
"Joey: Not want to go away.",
"[Scene: Audrey and Joey's Dorm room. Pacey is lying down on Audrey's bed holding a script in his hands, while Audrey paces and it rehearsing.]",
"Audrey: Ok. So, let's do it one more time, but this time, I'm not just gonna say the lines, I'm really gonna act them.",
"Pacey: You warning me?",
"Audrey: No. I just want you to pay attention so you can give me some notes.",
"Pacey: Ok. Well, I'm ready.",
"Audrey: Just give me a minute, ok, will ya? [] Bring it! Bring it! Bring it on! Bring it! Whew. []You're not so tough, you know.",
"Pacey: Uh, \"well, I picked the lock to get in here. That's pretty tough.\"",
"Audrey: You're falling in love with me.",
"Pacey: \"I can't say you're lacking for confidence.\"",
"Audrey: No. That's not true. I am lacking. I'm very insecure... But that doesn't change the fact that you're falling in love with me.",
"Pacey: Uh... \"How can you be so sure? \"How do you know I'm not just gonna use you up \"and throw you away? It's what I've always done.\"",
"Audrey: You can sleep with all the right girls and take all the right drugs, but in the end... You'll still be alone. It doesn't matter what anybody says, gage. Nobody wants to be alone. Not even you.",
"[They begin kissing and making out, when Audrey stops.]",
"Audrey: Wait! Wait! I'm not gonna do this!",
"Pacey: Uh, well, no, of course not. Me, neither.",
"Audrey: Because... Because it would be wrong.",
"Pacey: Well, it's obviously wrong. That's why we stopped.",
"Audrey: So... So... [Sighs] do you have any notes?",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The movie set. Audrey and Charlie are doing their parts, while Jen, Dawson and Oliver watch on and Pacey hold the boom mic.]",
"Audrey: Cut. Cut.",
"Dawson: Cut.",
"Audrey: I'm sorry, ok? It's just that my co-star Charlie sheen over here, is ramming his tongue down my throat. Hey, I feel like he's looking for my diaphragm.",
"Charlie: Foiled again.",
"Dawson: Ok, we're gonna take it from, uh, just before the kiss. All right? And, uh, pace? I see the boom dip in and out of my frame, I begin to forget our friendship.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"Dawson: All right. Picture's up. And marker.",
"Oliver: 14 baker, take 12.",
"Dawson: And...Action.",
"Charlie: I didn't... I never wanted any...",
"Audrey: I'm sorry. Can we do that different?",
"Charlie: It just kind of got away from me.",
"Dawson: Still rolling. Whenever you're ready.",
"Audrey: I didn't know. I never wanted anything like this before.",
"Charlie: Neither have I. Line.",
"Jen: \"I'm afraid of falling.\"",
"Charlie: I'm afraid of-- would gage really say--",
"Audrey: for the love of god, just say it.",
"Charlie: I'm afraid of falling.",
"Audrey: Don't worry. I'll catch you.",
"Dawson: And cut.",
"[Audrey slaps Charlie upside the head]",
"Charlie: Ow. Ow! She hit me on the ear.",
"Audrey: I'm sorry. I can't work like this, ok? It's completely unprofessional. And it's just-- [Turns to Pacey]it's too intense with you standing right there next to me. You're a terrible boom operator.",
"[Scene: inside Wilder's House. Joey and Prof. Wilder are sitting on the couch talking.]",
"Joey: Do you remember that uncomfortable vibe you were sensing in class this morning?",
"Wilder: Yes. It's a good thing we dealt with it.",
"Joey: Yeah. It's a good thing, because now the 2 of us alone in your house-- I'm so relieved that there's no awkward tension. We can just relax.",
"Wilder: Yeah, yeah. I've never been this relaxed. I--I might fall asleep.",
"Joey: We're being sarcastic.",
"Wilder: Look, Joey, the thing is-- the thing I wanted to say to you is I-- I can't afford to lose my job.",
"Joey: That's the last thing that I want.",
"Wilder: But it's important to me that you know that what happened between us-- I've never done anything like that before.",
"Joey: I know.",
"Wilder: You know, Joey potter, I-- I don't think I've ever met anyone like you.",
"Joey: That's what all boys say.",
"Wilder: Yeah? Well, they're right.",
"Joey: I was being sarcastic again. Wanna hear my example?",
"Wilder: Hmm?",
"Joey: My example of an internal conflict between my ideals and desires.",
"Wilder: Are you sure you don't wanna save it for class?",
"Joey: I think I wanna run it by you first.",
"Wilder: Fair enough.",
"[They lean close and closer almost ready to kiss.]",
"[Cell phone vibrating]",
"Wilder: you're vibrating.",
"Joey: Excuse me. [She answers the phone]Hello? Hi. What's going on? Right now? Yeah. I'll be right there. I have to go.",
"Wilder: Ok.",
"Joey: Sorry.",
"Wilder: Don't be.",
"Joey: Bye.",
"[She leaves, but comes back in shortly and kisses him before leaving again.]",
"[Scene: Jack's room. Two Frat members come into the room, where he is sitting down reading.]",
"[Knock on door]",
"Polar Bear: Eric told us what happened.",
"Jack: What are you guys talking about?",
"Polar Bear: Eric told us you tried to kiss him.",
"Jack: You can't be serious. Oh, my god, you are.",
"Blossom: Please don't waste everyone's time scrambling to deny it. It's better if you just admit the truth.",
"Jack: You're right.",
"Blossom: Thank you.",
"Jack: 'Cause, you know, I was just nancying around my room in my thigh-highs, and I thought to myself, \"I'm gonna lay a wet one on an unsuspecting fraternity brother, \"because that's probably a great way to smooth things over with the house.\"",
"Polar Bear: Jack...",
"Jack: If you guys imagine just for a second that I would--could ever in a million years do anything like that to any one of you guys, then I guess you guys never knew me at all.",
"Blossom: Wait a minute. You want us to believe that Eric, like, fabricated this whole thing?",
"Jack: [Scoffs] no. What I'm saying is that I don't care, because it wouldn't matter if I did. You guys have already made up your minds. You know what? So have I. I'm moving out of the house tonight and I'm not coming back.",
"Polar Bear: That's not what we want, jack.",
"Jack: Well, with all due respect, my brothers, get out.",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson is sitting kind of going nuts, when Pacey comes over to talk to him.]",
"Pacey: So, Dawson, let's say that-- hypothetically speaking-- I might have some insight into why your ingénue is so exasperated today. And let's also say that--hypothetically speaking-- I might be mildly culpable for her exasperation. Which really isn't that important, actually, I'm sure it's nothing, so forget I mentioned it.",
"Dawson: Pacey, my patience is wearing just a little bit thin.",
"Pacey: Ok, well, uh, here's the thing. I kissed her.",
"Dawson: You idiot. Didn't anybody ever tell you the first rule of the universe?",
"Pacey: Uh, yeah. That energy is conserved.",
"Dawson: First rule of the universe is never get involved with an actress.",
"Pacey: Help. It's trying to think.",
"Charlie: Look, I just wanted to offer a few ideas... Particularly in the way of my character.",
"Jen: Are you seriously gonna give me a reason to slap the silly out of you?! Hey. Hey. Come on, slim. Come on! 'Cause I'm feelin' a little bit crazy today!",
"Dawson: A little deep breath.",
"Charlie: She's got moxie, that one.",
"Jen: That is not-- who says moxie? [Softly] I'm sorry.",
"Dawson: Quiet thoughts. Good thoughts.",
"Jen: I'm ok.",
"[Joey comes up to them]",
"Joey: Hey, guys.",
"Dawson: Joey. Not a moment too soon. Uh, take Pacey by force, if necessary, and extract Audrey from the bathroom.",
"Joey: All right.",
"Dawson: Oliver... Take Charlie, find a cozy little corner, and nod vaguely while he gives you his notes. Uh, Jen. Sweetheart, I don't want you to have an embolism.",
"Jen: Dawson, he's evil. Isn't it entirely possible that he is the antichrist, packed into the body of a handsome musician?",
"Dawson: I need you to do me a big favor.",
"Jen: You want me to kill him.",
"Dawson: I need you to go home. Right now. Just-- just gather your stuff and leave. It's the only way I'm gonna get this done.",
"Jen: But who would do the clappy thing?",
"Dawson: We'll manage.",
"[Scene: Outside the bathroom. Joey and Pacey stop outside the door, where you can hear crying coming from inside.]",
"Joey: Pace, why did Dawson insist you come along on this mission? Did something happen between you and Audrey?",
"Pacey: No. No. Of course not. Because if something happened between me and Audrey, it would be a horrible, terrible, awful thing, right?",
"Joey: Pacey, you're an idiot.",
"Pacey: Ok. If one more person calls me an idiot, I'm really gonna start feeling bad about myself.",
"Joey: Don't you think I'd prefer you hooking up with someone amazing like Audrey rather than some random ditz who's name you can't even remember in the morning?",
"Pacey: I can remember her name.",
"[Joey knocks on the door]",
"Audrey: Go away. Severe flooding. Out of order.",
"Joey: Audrey, it's me. I'm with Pacey. We're coming in.",
"Pacey: What do you mean? I can't go in there. That's the ladies room.",
"[She grabs his ear, and pulls him in with her.]",
"Pacey: Joe--ow, ow, ow.",
"[Sniffling]",
"Joey: Audrey, you look great in that dress.",
"Audrey: Really? No. Forget it. I don't deserve to talk to you. I don't even deserve to be in the same lavatory as you.",
"Joey: Why, because you kissed Pacey?",
"Audrey: What? You told her? How could you? Amateur.",
"Joey: Audrey, Pacey didn't tell me. I intuited.",
"Audrey: That's amazing, Joey. You're very intelligent. Next stop, rocket science.",
"Joey: I'm not upset.",
"Audrey: Well, you should be. Our friendship is like the special-est thing that I've found since I came here. And what do I do? I step on it. I betray you. Why? Because I am weak when it comes to men.",
"Joey: You're not. Ok... Maybe you are weak. But kissing Pacey is not weak. In fact, it could be the smartest thing either one of you has done for a long time.",
"Audrey: Really? You think?",
"Joey: I love you. [To Audrey, then turns to Pacey.] I love you. I love you both in the best, simplest way, and all I care about is that you guys are happy.",
"Audrey: You're like... Giving us permission?",
"Joey: You don't need my permission. I'm giving you my blessing... For what it's worth.",
"[Scene: The Frat house. Jack is carrying his bag towards the door, and notices Eric, and stops before opening the door to leave and addresses him without even turning to look at him.]",
"Jack: I want you to listen to me closely, because you're never gonna get anything like this again. You know the truth. You know what really happened in that room and what didn't, and you're gonna have to live with that. And believe me when I tell you, Eric... You've got some serious issues to deal with, and you need some serious help. I really hope you find it.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson is sitting down alone, when Joey comes walking up to him.]",
"Joey: this is kind of beautiful.",
"Dawson: She says, as she exits camera right.",
"Joey: So if there are no further crises you need me to bail you out of--",
"Dawson: not unless you can fix the ending.",
"Joey: What's wrong with the ending?",
"Dawson: I'm not even really sure that it's wrong. I'm just...",
"Joey: unsure?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: Well, it's a love story, right?",
"Dawson: Uh-huh.",
"Joey: So do they end up happily ever after or not so much?",
"Dawson: Not so much. He kills her.",
"Joey: Oh. A little depressing. A little cynical for the Dawson I know.",
"Dawson: Apparently, I'm in my dark period.",
"Joey: If that's really true, why are you so reluctant to film it?",
"Dawson: 'Cause part of me wishes I could still be that embarrassing, romantic kid. You know, the one who believed with such conviction in the gospel according to Spielberg. You know, I'm having trouble mustering anything resembling sentimentality or corn or... for lack of a better word, hope.",
"Joey: I was at the bus station one time and someone had written these words on a bench: \"Hope dies last.\" I always loved it. I think you're waiting for a sign.",
"Dawson: I've been waiting. I'm freezing my ass off out here.",
"Joey: Did it ever occur to you, Dawson leery, that maybe I'm the sign you're waiting for? It's gonna be ok... for all of us.",
"[Scene: The bus stop. Jen comes walking down the street, when she notices Jack sitting along at night at the bus stop. Jen goes over and sits down next to him.]",
"Jack: You alone?",
"Jen: No. I got the Vienna boys choir with me.",
"Jack: [Sighs] Can we put the biting sarcasm to rest?",
"Jen: You waiting for a bus?",
"Jack: Nope. I'm just sitting here being cold.",
"Jen: [Sighs] What's happened to you?",
"Jack: [Coughs] Oh, it's hard to say. I seem to remember the two of us hanging out in front of that coffee stand at the beginning of the year. Then \"dumb guy with a dream\" comes up and invites us to a fraternity party. Everything after that's kind of a blur. Jen, can I ask you a question?",
"Jen: You can ask me a question.",
"Jack: Did you like Notting hill?",
"Jen: Are you kidding? I love that movie.",
"Jack: [Sighs]",
"Jen: [Laughs]",
"[Scene: The movie set. Oliver comes over to Dawson while the others are in position. He points to the script he is carrying.]",
"Oliver: You're right. The ending sucks.",
"[Dawson looks at him, then has an idea. HE grabs the script and goes over to talk to Audrey.]",
"Dawson: Audrey. Hey. All right. Ok. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna cut all this. We're just not gonna do it, ok? We're gonna keep this, we're gonna keep that, and we're gonna forget all about this. And we're gonna end it with that. Now when you do it, forget everything you've done up until this point. This is the moment where she lets down her defenses. It's not dry, it's not sardonic, it's just honest and it's vulnerable. Now, when you do it... [Whispering]",
"Audrey: But doesn't that completely--",
"Dawson: shoot first, ask questions later.",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"Dawson: Frank, you ready?",
"Frank: Ok.",
"Dawson: Ok. We're gonna do this. And we're gonna do it in one shot. Think Orson Welles, touch of evil. Everybody knows where they are. Everybody knows exactly what they have to do. Let's be the ball, people. Picture's up. [Laughs] Rolling.",
"Oliver: Scene 32, take 1.",
"[Dawson laughing]",
"Oliver: What?",
"Dawson: And...action!",
"Charlie: You ruined my life. You wrecked me!",
"[Charlie takes a gun from the back of his pants, and ends up placing it in his front pocket as he notices Audrey changing the script.]",
"Audrey: I know... and I'm sorry. I did a bad thing. I've done a lot of bad things in my life. I didn't have a choice. I had to do it, because it was all part of the trip. The journey... to this place, this moment, with you. The thing about life? You can't lose and you can't win... but you've got to try.",
"Charlie: How do you--",
"Audrey: don't speak.",
"Charlie: But--",
"Audrey: don't speak.",
"[Audrey takes Charlie's hand and looks up as it starts to snow, and walks off into the dark together.]",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Fade out.",
"[Scene: The parking lot. Pacey and Audrey go walking towards Pacey's car.]",
"Pacey: So, listen, I think I should probably apologize for what happened earlier up in your room. My mind just took a brief vacation to the Bahamas. I don't really know what came over me.",
"Audrey: Yeah, um, me neither. It must have been the method. I've been watching a lot of James Lipton lately.",
"Pacey: Yeah. That must be it, because, you know, now that we have her permission, the feeling is just--",
"Audrey: nope. You're not my type. []You're not my type. []",
"Pacey: You already said that.",
"Audrey: I know. I'm just... convincing myself.",
"[They kiss]",
"Pacey: Well, how's that going for ya?",
"Audrey: No, not so good.",
"[They kiss again]",
"Pacey: Not so good?",
"Audrey: Uh-uh. Ok, I'm go-- I'm going home. Right now.",
"Pacey: Good night.",
"Audrey: Of course... I don't have a car, so... I'm gonna have to walk home.",
"[They kiss again]",
"Pacey: Well, no. We can't have that. You know, you were amazing out there tonight.",
"Audrey: Was I?",
"Pacey: Yes, you were. And then, of course, there's that-- that thing that you do. How do you do that thing?",
"Audrey: What thing?",
"Pacey: You smile and the whole world lights up.",
"Audrey: Acting.",
"Pacey: Hmm.",
"Audrey: Beats the hell outta work.",
"[Scene: The sidewalk along a side street. Joey comes walking up and sees a Sign with a Large T in a large circle. She begins making a snowball]",
"Joey: 2-to-3 is the count. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, Sammy...something is up to bat. Potter's one last shot at immortality. The windup, the pitch. [She nails the center of the circle] Yaaah! And the crowd goes wild!"
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| Dawson's Creek | 05x14 | Guerilla Filmmaking | destinyros2005 |
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"Joey is forced at gunpoint to clear out her bank account by a mugger, who is accidentally run over by a car just after robbing Joey. Joey stays with her attacker, checking up on him and trying to get an ambulance to get him to the hospital. Bizarrely, they find common ground, after Joey sees the similarities between him and her father. When the police and paramedics arrive, Joey faints and is also taken to the hospital. After recovering, she accidentally meets the mugger's estranged wife and daughter and soon finds out that the man died from his injuries. Joey decides not to tell the truth about the man to his daughter and tells her instead that her father pushed her out of the way when she walked out in front of a car and died a hero."
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"[Scene: Show starts with the ending scene from the previous episode. Joey makes a quick snowball with the new fallen snow.]",
"Joey: 2 to 3 is the count. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded. Sammy something is up to bat. Potter's one last shot at immortality. The windup, the pitch. [Snowball hits a nearby crosswalk sign.] Ahh! And the crowd goes wild!",
"[Scene: Joey is walking down the sidewalk, snow all around, humming \"Close to You.\" She passes by a bank and then reverses her direction and enters the bank. While gettin some money from an ATM machine, she calls Professor Wilder on her cell phone. Meanwhile, there is a guy trying to get into the bank in the background.]",
"Joey: Hi, Professor Wilder? Ok. David, then. Feels weird. Um, so I'm done here. Is--is it ok if I still stop by? Ok, well, I'm just about to get on the \"t\", so... I'll see you in a bit. Bye.",
"[She grabs her money, heads out the bank, and starts walking down the sidewalk.]",
"Joey: [Humming] Close to you [Humming] Close to you [Humming]",
"[A guy stealthily walks up behind her.]",
"Mugger: [Pops out of nowhere.] Hey.",
"Joey: [stunned expression] Hey.",
"Mugger: I didn't mean to scare you or anything.",
"Joey: Well, you did, so...",
"Mugger: So, where you headin'?",
"Joey: Home.",
"Mugger: Where's home?",
"Joey: Uh, none of your business.",
"Mugger: Ooh, snotty. I like--[She steps in front of him and starts walking. He follows.] Hey. I'm not gonna mug you or anything, if that's what you're worried about.",
"Joey: Good to know.",
"Mugger: [Still keeping up with the girl.]And I'm not about to force myself on you. I can get my own dates. Thank you very much. Don't look so relieved. As far as potential rapists go--",
"Joey: Look, I don't mean to be rude, but--",
"Mugger: Hey, hey, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, who is this guy? Why is he violating my envelope of space? Well... truth is, I was wondering if you had any money that I could borrow.",
"Joey: No.",
"Mugger: No? You're not even gonna think about it?",
"Joey: I've thought about it, and I said no. [Increases her walking speed.]",
"Mugger: See, this--this... is the problem with the world. I mean, you put yourself out there. Y-you make yourself vulnerable. They just shoot you down without a second thought.",
"Joey: Listen. I'm sorry. I don't have any money, ok? And seriously, you're scaring me, and I ju--I just want to get home.",
"Mugger: Ok. Fair enough. I'm sorry for the hassle. Want me to walk you home?",
"Joey: No. [Walks ahead.]",
"Mugger: That's understandable, but you know, you should be careful, sweetheart. I mean, it's late. Next guy you come across, he might not be as nice as me. [stays back for a moment]",
"[Sirens in the background.]",
"Mugger: Be good. [Pops in front of her again] Actually, you know what? Uh, I've given it some thought, and I'd rather if you did lend me that money. [Pulls up his shirt revealing a gun stuck in his jeans.] How's that work for you?",
"[Joey is shocked and scared.]",
"[Special, solemn opening credits]",
"[Scene: The stranger has a gun in his hand and its pointed at Joey.]",
"Mugger: What? You think I'm just gonna let you walk off once the handgun's made an appearance? Give me a break. [Pulls Joey over to the side of a building.] Let's go over here. Come on. Just give me what you got. I assure you this will all end reasonably well.",
"Joey: Look, I don't have anything to give you.",
"Mugger: First of all, hon, you just walked out of an ATM. Secondly, rich little college girl like you... where do you go? Harvard? Wellesley?",
"Joey: Worthington.",
"Mugger: Ha ha. See? That's very nice.",
"Joey: Doesn't make me any less broke at the moment.",
"Mugger: Are you gettin' scared? Don't be scared.",
"Joey: That's easy for you to say. You're holding the gun.",
"Mugger: Ok, be scared, but just so you know, I really don't have any intention of using it. [Puts gun back in his jeans.]",
"Joey: Right. This from the guy who 5 minutes ago said he had no intention of mugging me.",
"Mugger: Just trying to put you at ease.",
"Joey: Maybe you should have thought twice about, I don't know, mugging me.",
"Mugger: What's done is done. Water under the bridge and whatnot. I think we're gonna have to get past it. I mean, if we're gonna have a successful mugger/muggee relationship here. Don't you?",
"Joey: Is there any chance that gun may accidentally go off in your pants, because that would be really great.",
"Mugger: You know what? [Pushes Joey hard against a nearby wall.]You, young lady, are a wise-ass, you know that? And I may just have to shoot you yet. [Grabs a hold of Joey's arm] Let's go. Gimme what you got. Come on.",
"Joey: [hand him the money.] 20 bucks. You scored.",
"Mugger: Come on. You gotta be kidding me. This is barely bus fare.",
"Joey: Guess I left my wads of hundreds in another jeans.",
"Mugger: Well, you got a cell phone or something. Right?",
"Joey: No.",
"Mugger: Telling me the truth?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Mugger: So it's ok if I pat you down? 'Cause that might be kind of fun.",
"[Joey reaches in her coat and gives him her cell phone.]",
"Mugger: Oh, cool.",
"Joey: [Trying her hardest to hold her composure.] Yeah, I hope you get a decent signal in prison.",
"Mugger: Tone. Watch it. [looks at phone] Oh, wow. This is a nice one. This is, like, really light. Aesthetically pleasing. Can I, uh, go on the internet with this thing?",
"[Joey slowly takes a few steps back, while he is checking out the phone, and kicks him. Joey grabs her cell phone from the pavement and runs away, while dialing someone...police probably. The mugger catches up and tackles her to the ground.]",
"Joey: [Shouting in agony.] Aah! Aah!",
"Mugger: Ha ha ha. That was not cool.",
"Joey: Sorry.",
"Mugger: Are you crazy? How do you know I'm not gonna kill you for that?",
"Joey: Is that what you're gonna do? You gonna kill me?",
"Mugger: I don't know. I haven't made up my mind yet.",
"Joey: Well, in the meantime, get the hell off of me!",
"Mugger: Ha ha ha ha ha",
"[He helps her to her feet.]",
"Mugger: Give me that damn cell phone. What is your name?",
"Joey: That's none of your business.",
"Mugger: [Cocks gun] What is your name?",
"Joey: Joey.",
"Mugger: Joey. I like Joey. I've always liked boys names for girls. It's cute.",
"Joey: My parents will be thrilled. Are we done here?",
"Mugger: What do you think, Joey?",
"Joey: Look, you have my money and my cell phone. What else do you want?",
"[A moment of staring.]",
"Joey: Well, you're gonna have to kill me then.",
"Mugger: Don't flatter yourself. You got a credit card? ATM card? One of those jazzy little check cards that are all the rage these days? If you have it, give it to me. Don't screw around. Give it to me. Unless, of course, you want me to pat you down. [She hands him her wallet.] Thank you. [Sighs] Well, credit card's fairly useless. You'll just cancel that first chance you get. Unless of course, I kill you. [Joey gives him a deadly stare.] Kidding. [Looks in her wallet.]Oh! ATM card. Ok. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go down to the little ATM vestibule over here. You're gonna take out all your money, and you're gonna give it to me.",
"Joey: I only have $27 in my account.",
"Mugger: I don't buy that for a second, Joey who goes to Worthington.",
"Joey: Well, it's true.",
"Mugger: [Puts arm around her shoulders.] Prove it.",
"[They walk together into the bank, over to the ATM machine.]",
"Mugger: All right. Work your magic. I won't look.",
"Joey: [Brings up her account.] 47 bucks.",
"Mugger: I get kicked in the gut for 47 bucks?",
"Joey: No. Don't forget the cell phone.",
"Mugger: [Brings up her savings account.] What about your savings? [Joey has a worried look on her face as her account displays $507.72.] Disco. Hee hee hee! Don't worry, sweetie. I'm sure daddy'll cut you a check first thing Monday. Oh, you so want to punch me in the face right now, don't you? I mean, I understand, I really do, but I got bills to pay. Sorry if that's slightly more important to me than you buying yourself a new pair of manolo blahniks.",
"Joey: Did you ever think of getting a job?",
"Mugger: Hey. I have a job.",
"Joey: Oh, yeah? Doing what?",
"Mugger: Not that it's any of your business, but I guess you could say I'm in sales.",
"Joey: [sarcastically]Let me guess. Telemarketing?",
"Mugger: Ha. Funny. More like pharmaceuticals.",
"Joey: Oh, you're a drug dealer.",
"Mugger: Ohh, you say that with such disgust.",
"Joey: Oh, I didn't know your industry was worthy of such honor and respect.",
"Mugger: You know, I've got some clients that go to Worthington.",
"Joey: Hmm. You should stop by sometime. We can catch up.",
"Mugger: You know, call me crazy, but I like you, Joey. I mean, except for that little kung fu kick out there, you've made this experience a very pleasant one. A lot of people, they would have pissed their pants by now, but you, you held it together, kept your sense of humor. You know what? I'm not even gonna hold that violent little outburst of yours against you.",
"Joey: Gee, thanks.",
"Mugger: I mean, another time, another place...",
"Joey: what?",
"Mugger: You and me might make a scorching couple.",
"Joey: You must be dipping into your supply.",
"Mugger: You cannot tell me that you don't find me the slightest bit attractive.",
"Joey: Oh, yeah. You're a real catch. Except for maybe that little part about you being a lowlife criminal.",
"Mugger: Oh, yeah. That's original. Let's pick on the drug dealer. That's an easy target.",
"Joey: Can I go now?",
"Mugger: No, you can't. I have another question for you.",
"Joey: What?",
"Mugger: Are you a virgin?",
"Joey: Could you be any more of a dick right now?",
"Mugger: Yeah. I could kill ya, or worse, even. Uh, uh, uh, uh! Just screwing with ya. I do have another question though, if that's ok.",
"Joey: What?",
"Mugger: Ok. You're a girl.",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Mugger: Do you have a boyfriend?",
"Joey: No.",
"Mugger: Well, have you ever had a boyfriend?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Mugger: Ok. So, if you had a boyfriend right now and you were mad at him, what might be the best way to get back in your good graces?",
"Joey: Somebody actually dates you?",
"Mugger: Hey, somebody actually married me.",
"Joey: Sorry to hear that, for her sake.",
"Mugger: Yeah, well, somebody's gotta fall in love with the drug dealers of the world. I mean, are we not human, Joey? Are we no less divine?",
"Joey: I guess you're right. Even Hitler had a girlfriend.",
"Mugger: Exactly. Eva Braun, and she was one smitten kitten.",
"Joey: I can't believe I'm even participating in this conversation, but...did you ever think of getting her something?",
"Mugger: Flowers?",
"Joey: Well, how pissed is she?",
"Mugger: Well, she's really pissed. Nature of the crime? My dabblings in the underworld and what not.",
"Joey: Oh, you're gonna have to do much better than flowers. [Starts to walk off.]",
"Mugger: That's a nice jacket.",
"Joey: [Turns around.] Thanks.",
"Mugger: Where'd you get it?",
"Joey: It was a gift, I think.",
"Mugger: Can I have it?",
"Joey: Are you kidding me? No.",
"Mugger: Uh, uh, uh! Wasn't really a question. [Pulls his shirt up, again revealing his gun.]",
"Joey: You're stealing my coat? I can't believe you're stealing my coat!",
"Mugger: What difference does it make at this point? I don't think it really--",
"Joey: it's freezing outside!",
"Mugger: Yeah. It sure is. Tch tch. That's not my problem. Gimme the coat. [She takes her coat off.] Oh, my god. Oh, wow. This is a really nice one. Well, this is just her size. She's gonna love this. Thank you.",
"Joey: [Disgusted look on face.] Glad to be of service.",
"Mugger: Well, I guess this is good-bye. Oh, by the way, you can go to the cops and all that, but trust me, it's a waste of time.",
"Joey: Thanks for the tip.",
"Mugger: Yep. Ok. Well... [he removes her scarf from the coat, walks over and wraps it around her neck.] You take care.",
"[Joey puts her hand to her face and looks bewildered and disgusted. She exits the bank and starts walking down the sidewalk, shivering when she hears someone whistling. She turns and sees the mugger standing in the middle of the road waving goodbye, when a car races by and hits him. He is thrown against the car's window, hits the pavement, and shows no sign of movement. The car quickly does a u-turn and speeds off. Joey is shocked by the turn of events and stares at the fallen mugger.]",
"[Scene: Joey walks over to the fallen mugger, leans down and grabs her coat. Then she looks around, sees no one and then leans down to search the mugger's pockets for her phone.]",
"[Grunts]",
"Mugger: [Coughs] Don't. [Grabs her hand]",
"Joey: I'm calling for help.",
"Mugger: Yeah, right. You're gonna call the cops.",
"Joey: Of course I am, but I'll ask 'em to bring a band-aid or 2. You need help.",
"Mugger: [Coughs. Blood oozing from his mouth.] I'm fine.",
"Joey: Yeah, you look like hell. I thought you were dead.",
"Mugger: Yeah, well, I'm speaking. I'm clearly not dead.",
"Joey: Yet.",
"Mugger: Give me it. Give me it.",
"[Takes the phone from her and throws it down the street. Joey starts to go after it, but he pulled his gun on her yet again.]",
"Mugger: [Grunts] Hey! You stay or die.",
"Joey: You're not gonna shoot me.",
"Mugger: I'm not? You sure about that?",
"Joey: Yeah. You like me, remember? I've made this experience a very pleasant one.",
"Mugger: Yeah, well, that's all well and good, hon, but I ain't going to jail.",
"Joey: No, you're going to the hospital. Then jail.",
"Mugger: [Cocks gun] Not if I have any say in it.",
"Joey: Ok. I'm gonna walk over there, pick up my phone, and if it still works, I'm gonna dial 911, and I'm gonna get you an ambulance. You want to shoot me, go right ahead.",
"Mugger: [Pulls trigger, click] Aah!",
"Joey: It was never loaded?",
"Mugger: I never actually got around to buying the bullets. Looks pretty cool, though, huh? [Coughs]",
"Joey: I'm calling.",
"Mugger: Hey, come on. Just go home. I'm fine.",
"Joey: Yeah. You look fine.",
"Mugger: [Fights to stand up.] Wait. [Falls back down.]I'm fine. Fine. [Coughs] [Grunts}",
"Joey: [Starts towards the phone.] How about that ambulance?",
"Mugger: [Chuckles] Sure. Why the hell not?",
"Joey: [Walks back over to him.] They're on their way.",
"Mugger: Cops, too?",
"Joey: Of course.",
"Mugger: [Laughs] How happy are you right now?",
"Joey: Oh, yeah. This is exactly how I like to spend my nights.",
"Mugger: Well, you can't deny the poetry of it all.",
"Joey: What are you talking about?",
"Mugger: You think this was an accident? This was no accident, sweetheart. I mean, I get hit by that car after I do something crappy to you. Kicked in the ass by karma. Who'd have thunk it? [spits up blood and places a cigarette between his lips]",
"Joey: Is there something I can do?",
"Mugger: [Coughs] You have any heroin?",
"Joey: Not on me, no.",
"Mugger: Then shut up and leave me alone. [attempts to light his cigarette]",
"Joey: Tone. Watch it. [Walks over to help him light his cigarette.]",
"Mugger: [Coughs] Mmm. You smoke?",
"Joey: No. My mom, lung cancer. Swore I never would.",
"Mugger: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: What's so funny?",
"Mugger: My old man. Lung cancer, too. Didn't stop me, though.",
"Joey: So, is that what you deal? Heroin?",
"Mugger: No. \"X,\" mostly. You ever tried it?",
"Joey: No. I'm not really into drugs.",
"Mugger: Yeah, I don't like 'em, either. They just really seem to like me.",
"Joey: Can I ask you a question?",
"Mugger: Does it look like I'm going anywhere?",
"Joey: You're a drug dealer. Fairly lucrative profession, right? So, why do you go around terrorizing college girls in the middle of the night?",
"Mugger: Well, Joey, the industry in which I toil, it goes through periodic dry spells. This just happens to be one of them. Plus, I have a very high-maintenance wench of a wife.",
"Joey: How does the little lady feel about your line of work?",
"Mugger: She's not a big fan, actually. In fact, she finally kicked my ass out last month. I've been trying to worm my way back into her heart ever since.",
"Joey: You want me to call her?",
"Mugger: No.",
"Joey: Well, I'm sure she'd probably like to know about this.",
"Mugger: Yeah, well, I don't want her to know, ok? [Grunts] [Groans] [Coughs]",
"Joey: How'd you guys meet?",
"Mugger: High school. Tenth grade. She liked me. I never even saw it. Never gave her the time of day. Then one day, she smiled at me. No particular reason. It was the end of me. It's funny how things are always shifting like that. One day, you have the upper hand, you're in control, and...the next, you're totally at somebody's mercy. Kind of like me and you. [Chuckles]",
"Joey: There is no me and you.",
"Mugger: Can I ask you something?",
"Joey: Does it look like I'm going anywhere?",
"Mugger: Why are you being so nice to me?",
"Joey: [moment of silence] It doesn't take a doctor to know that you're in pretty bad shape.",
"Mugger: But most people probably would've left me for dead by now.",
"Joey: Well, most people don't want to see you put in jail as badly as I do.",
"Mugger: [Coughs, chuckles] That's a good point.",
"Joey: My father used to deal drugs.",
"Mugger: [Laughs] Really? That's right. I think I saw him at a union meeting once. How's he doing?",
"Joey: He went to prison. He's there right now. My whole life, I was trying to figure out why someone would do something like that. He had a wife, 2 daughters that thought he was a damn superhero. [moment of silence] Maybe that's why I'm being so nice to you. I want to know why.",
"[Ambulance and police arrive on the scene. Paramedics rush to care for the mugger while a cop helps Joey to her feet.]",
"Police Officer: You ok, miss?",
"Joey: Oh, yeah. I'm fine.",
"Police Officer: So, this guy mugs you, then gets hit by a car?",
"Joey: Those are the cliff notes, yeah.",
"Police Officer: Wow. That happened more often, I'd be out of a job. Come on. You should take a ride to the hospital. Have 'em take a look at you.",
"Joey: It's ok. I just... I just want to go...",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene closes with the paramedics and police officer kneeling beside the fallen mugger.]",
"[Scene: Joey is sitting on the edge of a bed in a hospital. She scans the area. Her vision starts out hazy and slowly clears up. Doctor walks over to her.]",
"Doctor: Well, all's well that ends well, Miss Potter.",
"Joey: I'm ok?",
"Doctor: Yeah, you're fine. You're fine. You were in shock, which, given what you've been through this evening, is understandable. Have you spoken to the police? [shakes head] Well, go home and get some sleep. Anybody we can call for you?",
"Joey: No. I'll be fine.",
"Doctor: Ok, then, young lady. You take care of yourself.",
"Joey: Excuse me.",
"Doctor: Mm-hmm?",
"Joey: [With a concerned look on her face.] How's the guy?",
"Doctor: Oh, the creep who mugged you? Oh, he's great. He's in surgery right now. Lots of internal bleeding. [Walks off.]",
"[Joey starts walking down a hospital corridor, holding her coat. She still looks out of it. She goes through a pair of doors and sees a little girl standing alone in the hallway. She walks over to the girl.]",
"Joey: Hi, sweetheart.",
"Sammy: Hi.",
"Joey: Where's your mom and dad?",
"Sammy: You have pretty hair.",
"Joey: Aw, thank you. You have pretty hair, too. Why don't we go see if we can find your mom and dad, huh?",
"Sammy: Ok. [Looks down another hallway and starts screaming.] Mama!",
"Grace: [Talking to nurses at a window.]She has brown hair, blue eyes. She has to be here somewhere. [Hears and sees her daughter running towards her. They hug. Joey slowly walks up to the two.] Oh, baby. I'm so sorry. Mama got distracted. Thank you so much.",
"Joey: No problem. She's a cute one.",
"Grace: Yeah, she's a cute one, all right, especially when she wanders off like that. Thanks again.",
"Joey: No problem. [Joey walks past them.]",
"Grace: Could you do me an enormous favor? I'm sorry. Forget about it.",
"Joey: No. What?",
"Grace: Could you maybe sit with her for a minute? I'm trying to find my husband.",
"Joey: Absolutely.",
"Grace: You're a doll. Thank you.",
"Joey: Come on. [She and the girl walk over and sit in some nearby chairs.]",
"Sammy: It's way past my bedtime.",
"Joey: I know. You must be tired.",
"Sammy: Yeah. My daddy's sick.",
"Joey: I'm sorry about that.",
"Sammy: Sometimes he takes me to the movies.",
"Joey: Yeah? That's nice of him.",
"Sammy: Yeah. He's not feeling so good. He got hit by a car.",
"[Mother walks up and hands Joey a cup of something...more than likely, cup of coffee.]",
"Grace: [Sighs, chuckles] Here.",
"Joey: Oh, thank you.",
"Grace: I can't thank you enough.",
"Joey: Oh, it's my pleasure.",
"Grace: I just hate the way they look at me, you know? Can't she just take care of her kid? What's your name?",
"Joey: I'm Joey.",
"Grace: It's nice to meet you, Joey. I'm Grace. [Chuckles] And this little pain in the butt is Sammy.",
"Joey: Guys' names for girls. That's cute.",
"Grace: You sound like her father.",
"Joey: So, is he gonna be ok?",
"Grace: I don't know. He's in surgery. Car accident or something. They won't give me all the details. We're not together.",
"[The pieces begin to fit together, and Joey realized her husband was her mugger]",
"Joey: Well, I hope everything turns out ok.",
"Grace: So, um... what brings you to this special place in the middle of the night?",
"Joey: Uh... I got mugged, actually.",
"Grace: Are you ok?",
"Joey: Oh, I guess so. I'm still a little shook up.",
"Grace: I can imagine. I'm sorry, Joey. That must've been horrible.",
"Joey: Yeah, it pretty much sucked.",
"Grace: Well, at least you're alive to tell the tale, right?",
"Joey: That's true. So, tell me about your husband.",
"Grace: [Sighs] He's... what you'd call a loser.",
"Joey: Sorry.",
"Grace: [Laughs] He wasn't always that way. We just got married way too young. Hadn't figured out who we were yet. You know, long story. Blah, blah, blah. Are you in school?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Grace: Good for you. Keep it that way. I dropped out to follow him to the city. He was gonna be Kurt Cobain, and I was gonna be his Courtney. [Laughs] [Sighs] Didn't quite work out that way. The worst part is, this little one loves him to death. Little girls and their daddies. Breaks my heart. [Chuckles] I finally kick the creep out a month ago. We finally have some peace in our lives, and she wakes up crying for him in the middle of every damn night. I mean, how do you look in those big blue eyes and tell her she's better off without her father?",
"Joey: Well, is there any chance that you two will work things out?",
"Grace: [Chuckles] Yeah, maybe... if you know a couples therapist that specializes in liars, thieves, and junkies. I'm sorry. This is so not your problem.",
"Joey: No. Hey, I asked.",
"Grace: This guy who mugged you, did he get away?",
"Joey: Uh... not exactly, no.",
"Grace: Did they catch him?",
"Joey: Uh, he, uh... he held me up at gunpoint. Um, he emptied my bank account, stole my jacket, and said good-bye. But as he was crossing the street, um...he was hit by a car.",
"Grace: Wow. How's that for justice? [She watched as Joey stared at her in silence.] Where did this happen?",
"Joey: Downtown crossing.",
"Grace: [Holding back anger and tears.] Of course. I think I owe you an apology, Joey. I think the scumbag who mugged you was probably my husband.",
"Joey: Well, if it makes you feel any better, he was-- he was nice about it.",
"Grace: [Laughs] Great. Maybe they can put that on his headstone-- that he was nice about it. He screwed up his daughter's life, but he was really nice about it. [Sighs] I think I'm about done here. [Picks Sammy up in her arms and starts walking down the hall.]",
"Joey: [Catches up to the mother.] You're not gonna stay?",
"Grace: No! Why the hell would I? To see how he is. I don't care anymore. Whether he lives or dies, what difference does it make to me at this point?",
"Joey: For her sake.",
"Grace: Trust me. She is better off without him. [Sighs] Look, I'm sorry about everything. I wish there was something I could say or do to take away what happened to you tonight, but I can't... so, please, let's just move on, ok?",
"Joey: Look, I'm sorry. I know this is none of my business, but for some reason, I somehow feel like it is, and so I'm just gonna say it. I've been that little girl. She doesn't know her dad's a loser. She thinks he's pretty much the greatest thing in the entire world, so if things don't go exactly his way tonight, wouldn't you like to give her the chance to--",
"Grace: To what? To say good-bye? You're right about one thing, Joey. This is none of your business. [Walks off.]",
"[Doctor appears around the corner, almost bumping into Joey.]",
"Doctor: Well, hey. What are you still doing here?",
"Joey: Uh, good question. Um, if you're looking for his wife, she just--",
"Doctor: You, actually. He's asking for you.",
"[Scene: Joey and the doctor is standing outside the mugger's hospital room, looking at him through the huge window.]",
"Doctor: This guy's in bad shape. That car banged him up pretty good. You know what a sucking chest wound is? Nah, never mind. We did what we could. Now we're just waiting to see if he needs more surgery. You're well aware you don't have to do this, right?",
"[Joey enters the room and sits down in a chair by the mugger's bed. He has cuts and bruises all over his chest and there are all kinds tubes...regular hospital scene.]",
"Mugger: [Coughs] How do I look?",
"Joey: Pretty bad. Hideous, actually.",
"Mugger: [Laughs and coughs] You know, I'd say I'm sorry to you, but, uh...",
"Joey: Yeah, what's the point? It's not like I'd forgive you or anything.",
"Mugger: Fair enough.",
"Joey: I met your family.",
"Mugger: They're here?",
"Joey: They were. Your wife and I got talking. She left.",
"Mugger: That's my Gracie.",
"Joey: Your daughter is, uh, really beautiful. It's a shame she has such a dickhead for a dad.",
"Mugger: Well, sounds like your dad was a bit of a dickhead, too. Look how well you turned out.",
"Joey: You don't know anything about me.",
"Mugger: True, but from what I can tell, you're pretty smart... and funny... and reasonably hot, and I imagine most of your friends like having you around... most of the time, when you're not smartin' off with that little mouth--",
"Joey: What do you want?",
"Mugger: [Laughs and coughs]",
"Joey: I mean, you asked me to come in here. What do you want?",
"Mugger: [Sighs] Well, you asked me why. I wanna tell you.",
"Joey: Why what?",
"Mugger: Why, with all the good things in this life, your father would choose the bad? I mean, I figure it's the least thing I can do for shoving that gun in your face tonight.",
"Joey: I'm listening.",
"Mugger: You wanna know why I needed that money so bad? A couple of weeks ago, Gracie let me walk Sammy to school. Why the hell she did, I have no idea. Must have been a moment of weakness. She gave me 500 bucks to pay for her day-care. What do I do? Drop my daughter off at school and spend the money on dope.",
"Joey: Heartwarming story. What's your point?",
"Mugger: Well, the point is, I love my wife. I love my daughter, but... I am who I am. Nothing's gonna change that. I mean, you wanna know why people do the things that they do. There is no why, sweetheart. They just do.",
"Joey: That's crap. If you really loved your daughter, if you really loved her, you wouldn't do those things.",
"Mugger: No, you're wrong. I do love my daughter. [Laughs] I love her very much. I love her so much it's easier just being stoned. You know, it's not like I can overcome every tragic flaw I have. It's just not possible, you know?",
"Joey: Let me ask you a question. She comes to you in 15 years and asks you why you couldn't get over yourself for her, and what do you say?",
"Mugger: Grow up. Get on with your life. Don't blame me.",
"Joey: I really admire that tough-guy bravado. You know what? It just doesn't track. I mean, you obviously cared enough to want to get that money back. And now it looks like you're gonna die alone. How does that feel?",
"Mugger: Big deal. Everybody dies alone.",
"Joey: Great. Good answer. Well, I'll let you get to it. [Starts walking to the door.] Have a nice afterlife.",
"Mugger: Hey. Do you think she'll ever forgive me?",
"Joey: Your daughter?",
"Mugger: Yeah.",
"[Joey starts to leave the room, but instead decides to sit back down.]",
"Mugger: [Labored breathing]",
"Joey: My tenth birthday, my father takes me to the park, and if you knew Mike Potter, you'd know that was a pretty big deal. I mean, he never really had time for stuff like that... but he took me, and we played for hours-- jungle gym, swings, everything-- and I was so happy. He was so popular with the people, and... everyone seemed to know him, and... I was so proud to be his daughter. I mean, he was, like, the mayor or something. It wasn't until years later that I realized he was dealing drugs to them.",
"Mugger: Heartwarming story. What's your point?",
"Joey: My point is... my dad did a lot of crappy stuff. I mean, this is the guy who cheated on my mom with a cocktail waitress while she was dying of cancer. He let me and my sister down time and time again, so many times and in so many ways, it became funny. But you know what? That day at the park... it still goes down in the books as my favorite day ever.",
"Mugger: Oh, yeah?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Mugger: [Laughs weakly] [Coughs] Hey. What was that song you were singing?",
"Joey: Um... what song?",
"Mugger: You were singing a song just before...",
"Joey: You walked into my life.",
"Mugger: Yeah.",
"Joey: Oh, that's just a... song my dad used to sing to me.",
"Mugger: Oh, yeah? [Sniffles] How'd it go? [Weakly, mumbling] Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me they long to be",
"Joey: [Softly] They long to be",
"Mugger: close to you",
"Joey: close to you",
"Mugger: why do stars suddenly appear",
"Joey: suddenly appear [Stronger] Every time you are near? Just like me [She starts to cry.]",
"Mugger: just like me",
"Joey: they long to be",
"Mugger: they long to be",
"Joey: [Softly] Close to you",
"[Joey looks up and is stunned. She has a somewhat sad expression on her face when she realizes that he has died. The doctor and nurses rush in. Joey slowly drifts out of the room, walks down the hall, turns the corner and sees Grace at the nurse's window. Sammy comes over and grabs her mother's hand as they both see Joey appear around the corner. Joey slightly shakes her head and Grace turns around, puts her hand over her face, sits down and cries. Joey walks over and kneels by Sammy.]",
"Joey: Hey, sweetie.",
"Sammy: Did my daddy do something bad to you?",
"Joey: No. He did something really nice for me.",
"Sammy: He did?",
"Joey: Yeah. I was crossing the street, and I wasn't paying any attention, and there was this car coming, and it was gonna hit me, but then your daddy came out and pushed me out of the way. He saved my life tonight.",
"Sammy: [Turns to her crying mother.] Did you hear that, mama? Daddy's a hero.",
"[Grace kneels down and hugs her daughter.]",
"Grace: [Silently mouths] Thank you.",
"[Joey gets up, looks back at the sobbing mother and daughter and pulls out the money that the guy tried to steal from her earlier. It looks like she is going to put it back in her pocket and walk away, but instead she walks over and stuffs it in the mother's coat, hanging on a chair. She then walks down the long hallway and out the doors at the end of the corridor. She had somewhat of a understanding, but still a sad expression as she exited the hospital.]",
"[Ending Credits.]"
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"Jen and Audrey are tempted to risk their new relationships with Dawson and Pacey after interviewing a couple of cute musicians. Meanwhile, Pacey is caught by surprise when Jack takes him to a gay bar, and Dawson and Joey spend the evening together."
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"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. The camera starts off aimed at the back of a television, and it pulls around the TV so that we can see Joey sitting on the floor at the foot of her bed watching TV, and a little further to see Dawson sitting next to her.]",
"[Movie playing on TV]",
"[Turns TV off]",
"Dawson: So... what did you think?",
"Joey: Mm. I don't know. It's so... so... boring.",
"Dawson: Boboring. What are they teaching you at Worthington?",
"Joey: Well, do you want me to lie and say I got it?",
"Dawson: Oh, it's not about getting it. Pauline Kael said that you could find Goddard incomprehensible and still be shattered by his brilliance.",
"Joey: Does Jen know about you and this Pauline person you're always referring to?",
"Dawson: Jen understands my need to see other film critics.",
"Joey: So this is really your homework? You just sit around and watch movies all night.",
"Dawson: Yeah, and I'll be doing it again tomorrow if you'd like to join me. They're showing this, uh, Nicholas ray film at school that I need to see.",
"Joey: And Nicholas ray would be?",
"Dawson: He directed rebel without a cause. Huge influence on the French new wave to the point where Truffaut wanted people who couldn't appreciate his work banned from movie going entirely, which is why you should go.",
"[Dawson takes the tape and puts it back into it's case.]",
"Joey: So are you guys doing this baby-sitting thing in shifts or what's the pattern here?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] Your friends just wanna spend some time with you. Is it a problem?",
"Joey: No, but it's unnecessary.",
"Dawson: Good, then I'll pick you up tomorrow at 7:00.",
"Joey: Fine. Do you want me to walk you out?",
"Dawson: Nah, it's fine. You just stay right here.",
"Joey: Dawson... I'm fine. Really I am.",
"Dawson: I know. I know. I just think-- [Laughs] You're just not gonna let me tell you how happy I am that you're ok.",
"Joey: No. Sorry. But it has been nice seeing you again and... hanging out.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, it has.",
"Joey: So I'll see you tomorrow.",
"Dawson: See you tomorrow.",
"[Dawson looks at her for a second then leaves]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. He is sitting in front of his laptop working on editing his film, when Jen comes upstairs with a smile on her face.]",
"Jen: Ok, well, the show doesn't start till 7:00, so you actually probably have time to change into one of your cooler t-shirts.",
"Dawson: None of my t-shirts are cool?",
"Jen: You're missing my point.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I--I am, actually. What is--uh-- the--the point is where do you think we're going tonight?",
"Jen: The concert...veneer. They're opening for north America, and I have to interview them after the show because nobody else wanted to.",
"Dawson: And I said I would go to this?",
"Jen: Spoken like a true boyfriend.",
"Dawson: It's--[Laughs] There's this screening tonight at the school, and, uh, the thing is I asked Joey if she would go with me. And I kind of don't feel right just leaving her alone.",
"Jen: No, of course not.",
"[With a somewhat disappointed look on her face she sits on the end of his bed]",
"Dawson: Ahem. Does it bother you?",
"Jen: [Sighs] I just wish that we had a clean slate sometimes, that's all. You know?",
"Dawson: Hi, I'm Dawson.",
"[He looks at her with one of his Cute smiles, and she caves in.]",
"Jen: Hi, I'm Jen. [she begins to smile and almost laughingly] Ok, go. Go to the movie with Joey.",
"Dawson: Ahem. Are you sure?",
"Jen: Yes, of course, I'm sure. I'm totally sure.",
"Dawson: What about your thing?",
"Jen: You would've hated it anyway, and you'll have fun at the movie, and I will go to the concert with somebody who appreciates the finer points of rock and roll.",
"[They Kiss]",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Audrey is listening to her radio loudly as she cleans when she hears a knock on the door. She grabs the remote and turns the radio off, and goes to answer the door. Pacey is standing outside it.]",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Oh. It's you. Am I, like, late for work or something?",
"Pacey: Of course you're not late for work. It's our day off, and if I remember correctly, Joey has classes, which means",
"[he goes to grab her but she stops him]",
"Audrey: Pacey, I don't know how to tell you this, so I'm just going to tell you. Um... the other night... I'm afraid that's just gonna have to remain in that beautiful memory category.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] I should've called, right? I knew I should've called. I mean, I saw you on Saturday, but why didn't I just pick up the phone and call. It would've been so simple.",
"Audrey: Pacey... clearly, when you and I had s*x, we created some sort of... cosmic imbalance, ok? Like, a karmic disturbance, if you will, and what this means is that bad energy is seeking us out. Ok? It's here, and it's hovering.",
"Pacey: Hmm. Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but those guys in Ghostbusters, they're not real scientists.",
"Audrey: Let's just review. You and I had s*x in your car on Friday night.",
"Pacey: Yes, we did.",
"Audrey: Think, Pacey. What else happened very late on Friday night?",
"Pacey: Uh, well, Joey had her little minor run-in with the criminal element, but she's fine. We all rallied around her. That's it?! That?! No, come on. You can't be serious.",
"Audrey: I'm sorry, Pacey. It's just--it's the way that it's gotta be.",
"Pacey: But she's fine! You're not even gonna give me the chance to tell you how ridiculous this is?",
"Audrey: I know what I know.",
"[She pushes him out the door, and goes to close it, but he stops her.]",
"Pacey: Ok, then, fine. We don't have to have s*x.",
"Audrey: What?",
"Pacey: We don't have to have s*x. We can spend some time together, get to know each other a little bit. That way you can disperse all of the bad karmic energy, and I can get much better about this when to call thing.",
"Audrey: No. I'm sorry. I'm just-- I'm not interested. I can't just hang out with you, Pacey, not after what happened the other night. Ok, maybe if the s*x had been bad.",
"[Pacey gets a big smile on his face]",
"Pacey: You thought the s*x was good?",
"Audrey: Well, yeah, didn't you?",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah, but, you know, thank you.",
"Audrey: You're welcome. See, this is exactly why I can't just hang out with you. No, I'm sorry. I am not gonna subject myself to some sort of platonic torture test. [Sighs] I'm just not that kind of girl.",
"[Scene: Outside Wilder's office. Joey is sitting on the floor across the hall from his door waiting. When the door opens Wilder and another student come out.]",
"Wilder: [Sighs] And don't be afraid to come and see me again if you get lost, ok?",
"Student: [Chuckles]",
"[The student leaves, and Joey and wilder stand for a few seconds silently staring at one another. Wilder motions for her to go into his office and enters behind her.]",
"Wilder: [Sighs] Every day is groundhog day with us, ms. Potter. Trouble is we never seem to get any smarter.",
"Joey: Well, I thought I'd change our luck by changing the venue.",
"Wilder: So did you make up some sort of academic pretext or is this, uh, purely a social visit?",
"Joey: No. I thought I owed you an explanation.",
"Wilder: For leaving my house Friday night and never coming back.",
"Joey: There's a reason.",
"Wilder: Oh, I'm sure there is, but for god's sakes, don't tell me.",
"Joey: Why not?",
"Wilder: Well, you're ruin the very writerly effect you created when you left-- the assignation made but never kept, doomed love at its finest. It's very Henry James, slash, Edith Wharton. Very Lily Bart. In fact, anyone ever compare you to Lily Bart before, ms. Potter?",
"Joey: No. But if I remember correctly, she ends up poverty-stricken, alone, and pretty much kills herself.",
"Wilder: Hmph. Ok, bad example. Maybe--maybe, uh, uh, fanny price perhaps or--or Jane Eyre maybe. In any case, that's who you are. You're the girl in the 19th century novel who would perversely refuse to marry for money no matter how much it would raise her station in life, the girl who would say yes, sleep on it... recover her moral principles, and then break the guy's heart the next morning, which, of course, only increases your appeal. Principles are incredibly sexy, you know.",
"Joey: [Sighs] Look, can I talk now?",
"Wilder: Only if you promise not to explain anything.",
"Joey: Well, I can't promise you that.",
"Wilder: Then I'm afraid we're at an impasse here.",
"Joey: So... that's it? The whole thing is over just like that just because you say it is?",
"Wilder: We haven't covered endings yet, have we, in class? Best ending in all of literature, and don't say Ulysses because everybody says Ulysses.",
"Joey: You can't be serious.",
"Wilder: I think we both know what happened Friday night.",
"Joey: We do?",
"Wilder: Yeah. You saved my life that night, my life and possibly my career-- neither of which are so impressive that they deserve to be saved, but... uh, I guess what I'm trying to say is... I don't need to know why you didn't come back that night. I just need to say thank you.",
"[Door opens, and a woman looks in]",
"Woman: Oh, sorry, David. You done in here?",
"Wilder: Joey?",
"Joey: Y-yeah. We're done.",
"Wilder: See you in class.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"[Scene: Outside Grams' house. Pacey is standing outside throwing rocks at one of the windows, with no affect.]",
"Pacey: Ok, fine.",
"[He goes and grabs another handful and begins throwing again, when Jack walks around the corner of the house.]",
"Jack: Pacey. Why are you throwing rocks at my window?",
"Pacey: That's not Jen's window?",
"Jack: [Laughs] No.",
"Pacey: Oh. [Laughs] Eh, my bad. Look, could you just send her down?",
"Jack: Who, Jen?",
"Pacey: No, Audrey. Just tell her I'm back. I'm rested, and I am ready to argue.",
"Jack: You came here looking for Audrey?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Look, I know for a fact that's she's going to that concert thing with Jen tonight, and I'm sure they're just in there pimping away right now.",
"Jack: Primping, not--not pimping.",
"Pacey: I know what I said.",
"Jack: Oh, ho, a little agitated there, buddy.",
"Pacey: Yes, I am a little agitated, ok? Let me give you a little word of advice about girls, my friend.",
"Jack: Ok",
"Pacey: They like to be called. Even when they said they don't wanna be called, they wanna be called, especially when there's s*x involved.",
"Jack: Whoa, wait a minute. You had s*x with Audrey?",
"Pacey: Yes, yes, I did.",
"Jack: And you didn't call her?",
"Pacey: No, I didn't call her. Ok? [out loud] I didn't call her. [Sighs] Now that Joey's been mugged, Audrey has somehow gotten it into her head that it's our fault.",
"Jack: That's ridiculous. I mean, Joey getting mugged has nothing to do with you and Audrey having s*x.",
"Pacey: Finally, someone who agrees with me, so look, could you just go up there and send her down, please?",
"Jack: No. They're gone. They're gone. Uh, they pimped out of here ages ago. Sorry.",
"Pacey: Well, great. That's just great. Obviously, this night has not gone quite the way that I had envisioned it, but the important part here, Jack, is that I still have my dignity.",
"Jack: Mmph.",
"Pacey: So... what are you doin' tonight?",
"Jack: Actually, I know this bar that does not card.",
"Pacey: Sold.",
"Jack: Yeah, pace, I gotta tell ya--",
"Pacey: tell me on the way.",
"[Pacey walks off, and Jack goes off after him]",
"Jack: Ok.",
"[Scene. Backstage at the concert. Jen and Audrey are walking around aimlessly, trying to figure out where they are.]",
"Audrey: Do you realize where we are right now? We are backstage at a rock concert. How cool is that?",
"Jen: Actually, we're lost backstage at a rock concert, which is significantly less cool.",
"Audrey: I thought that the guy said 3 lefts.",
"Jen: 3 lefts would be a circle, Audrey.",
"Audrey: No. 4 lefts is a circle. Anyway, it doesn't matter. We're backstage at a rock concert.",
"Jen: Let's go this way.",
"Audrey: All right, before we get there, you have to promise to let me have the cute one.",
"Jen: You said that they were all cute.",
"Audrey: Well, yeah, onstage. Everybody's cute onstage, you know? I mean, like, the whole buzz, the music, instruments.",
"Jen: Their music was awful. It was puerile and--and gimmicky.",
"Audrey: Ok, just let me have the lead singer, all right?",
"Jen: Ok, fine, but you know what? Uh, just to set the record straight, you may be here on some misguided, hormonally charged attempt to get the Pacey out of your system--",
"Audrey: which you promised not to comment on.",
"Jen: And I'm not going to-- but I, on the other hand, am here out of purely professional reasons. I'm going to meet this band. I'm going to take them back to the radio station, interview them, and then I go home to Dawson.",
"Audrey: Who's out right now with Joey.",
"Jen: Which doesn't bother me a bit. Because I, unlike you, am totally capable of having a mature, committed, trusting, adult relationship, and I would really appreciate it if you could just show a modicum of profes",
"[they run into one of the band members coming out of a side door",
"Steve: hey.",
"Jen: Hi.",
"Steve: Hey, Wynn, did we order 2 beautiful blondes?",
"[Wynn comes out to join them]",
"Wynn: Uh, yes, yes, we did. Wynn.",
"Jen: Hi.",
"Wynn: Hi.",
"Jen: I'm Jen from WBCW. This is my friend Audrey. Um, you're Stephen?",
"Steve: Steve, just--just call me Steve.",
"Wynn: So what'd you think?",
"Audrey: It was a great set. You did",
"Jen: it was... really good.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Man.",
"Steve: We'll go get our coats.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Audrey: Ok. Changed my mind. Want the one with the beard.",
"[Scene: The movie theater. Dawson and Joey are walking in right after getting their tickets.]",
"Joey: So I take it you're starting to like it here?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I am. At first, I didn't think I'd fit in, but",
"Joey: and now you're just as pretentious as the rest of them.",
"Dawson: Goddard is not pretentious. He's very funny. How could you not love a movie where the guy's fake name on the passport is Laszlo Kovacs?",
"Joey: Well, it helps if you have no idea who that is.",
"Dawson: He's an incredibly famous cinematographer. You used to know this stuff.",
"Joey: Wrong. I only pretended to know stuff like this so that you would be impressed with me.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] You are way more of a girl than I ever imagined.",
"Joey: Yeah, well, you're way more into French cinema.",
"Dawson: Isn't that your, uh, teacher?",
"Joey: What?",
"Dawson: The--the dark-haired guy. I can't remember his name-- your professor.",
"[She looks over and see Wilder, then sees another woman walk up to join him]",
"Joey: Yeah, I guess it is.",
"Dawson: Should we go say hello?",
"Joey: Let's not.",
"Dawson: Ok [Somewhat confused]",
"[Scene: The bar. Jack and Pacey are at the bar, getting their drinks and talking]",
"Pacey: So I wonder what they're doing right now?",
"Jack: Are you thinkin' about chasin'?",
"Pacey: Me? Nah. Why? You think I should?",
"Jack: Chase her?",
"Pacey: Well, when you weigh a little personal pride against the opportunity for great s*x, it's",
"Jack: s*x wins.",
"Pacey: Yes, every time, and women do like to be chased.",
"Jack: Right up to the point where they file for that restraining order.",
"Pacey: Right. You got a good point there.",
"Jack: I generally do. Cheers.",
"Pacey: Cheers.",
"[Glasses clink]",
"Pacey: Though, I'm not really sure we should be doing this.",
"Jack: What, drinkin'? I told ya. They don't card at this place.",
"Pacey: No. I'm talkin' about your recent track record. You see, I'd hate to spend the night in jail after you run into a couple of your frat brothers and do a little dance on their skulls.",
"Jack: Drink up, will you? It's not gonna happen here. This isn't the kind of place.",
"Pacey: I like this place, man. They got cheap beer, late-night appetizer menu. The only problem is there's not a lot of women here. [suddenly realizes where he is] Jack, this wouldn't happen to be a--",
"Jack: mm-hmm. Pretty much.",
"Pacey: That much, huh?",
"Jack: That much.",
"Pacey: Well, it's funny. It really doesn't seem like it's all that...",
"Jack: gay? I know. That's why I like it. Listen, I gotta hit the head.",
"[goes to leave, but stops and turns back to Pacey]",
"Jack: Ohh. Ahem. Hey, you're not, like, you know... weirded out by all this.",
"Pacey: Me? Nah.",
"Jack: 'Cause I probably should have mentioned, you know",
"Pacey: look, Jack, like, I never been in a gay bar before. Yeah. You guys are great.",
"[Jack leaves and Pacey looks worriedly around]",
"[Scene: The radio station. Steve is looking through the music, and Jen watches on in wonderment.]",
"[Music playing]",
"Jen: You know, if you wanna just tell me what it is that you're looking for, I could probably help you find it.",
"Steve: Let's see. Ah, success. Donovan.",
"Jen: The sixties Donovan?",
"Steve: Donovan is long overdue for a major revival.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Not on my radio show he's not.",
"Steve: Sounds like someone doesn't like losing control.",
"Jen: Ok, why don't we just keep the personal stuff out of this, and we can stick to music.",
"Steve: Do you have a boyfriend?",
"Jen: It's none of your business.",
"Steve: [Clicks tongue]",
"[Music ends]",
"Steve: It's over.",
"Jen: Uh, whe--when? What?",
"Steve: The song... on the radio. It's over.",
"Jen: Oh! Yeah.",
"[Jen realizes that there is dead air and runs to start another song]",
"[in another area, Audrey and Wynn are sitting on a couch together talking]",
"Audrey: So after this, then what?",
"Wynn: New York, Philly, D.C., And head back down south-- the Carolinas-- where you'll find excellent barbecue and one of the greatest rock and roll venues ever.",
"Audrey: Really?",
"Wynn: Mm-hmm.",
"Audrey: What's so great about it?",
"Wynn: Laundromat on one side, used record store on the other.",
"Audrey: What, you can't rock without clean socks?",
"Wynn: [Laughs] Well, I can, but I prefer not to.",
"Audrey: Right. And then?",
"Wynn: Home. Charlottesville, Virginia. Yeah, that's where my girlfriend lives.",
"Audrey: Mm-hmm.",
"[he pulls out his wallet and shows her a picture]",
"Wynn: Kim. She's getting her PhD. In anthropology.",
"Audrey: She's pretty.",
"Wynn: Yeah, and that's our vicious dog bowie.",
"Audrey: Oh, well, it's nice.",
"Wynn: Yeah, it is. Boring, though. That's what you're thinking, right?",
"Audrey: Well... now that you mention it. I don't know. It doesn't seem very rock and roll, does it?",
"Wynn: What, monogamy?",
"Audrey: Yeah. Come on. Don't you ever get the urge to do something bad?",
"Wynn: Yeah, but I don't. I mean, I love my girlfriend.",
"Audrey: And it's really just that simple for you?",
"Wynn: Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?",
"Audrey: I don't know. I guess I just-- I think of relationships as being more complicated than that.",
"Wynn: They are. Bad relationships.",
"[Scene: At the bar. Pacey is standing at one of the tables talking to another guy when, Jack comes out and sees him. Someone surprised he walks over to join them.]",
"Pacey: [Pacey sighs] That's not bread. It's sawdust. I mean, at civilization we bake the stuff our self, ok?",
"[Jack walks up and stands next to Pacey]",
"Jack: Pacey.",
"Pacey: Hey, Jack. Good to see you again. Let me introduce you. Jeff, Jeff, Jack, Jack, Jeff.",
"Jack: Hey, Jeff. Nice to meet you. [He turns to Pacey]Uh, talk to you for a sec.",
"Pacey: Sure thing. [he sees that Jack want to talk to him] Excuse me for a second.",
"[they walk out of ear shot of Jeff]",
"Pacey: Can you believe what a small world it is? That guy's a food critic for a very big magazine in town, and he said he'd pretty much given up on civilization, right? I believe passé was his word, but I'm changin' all that.",
"Jack: Hmm. So how long you been talkin' to that guy?",
"Pacey: I don't know. Couple minutes. Who cares? What's important is that he is this far away from giving us a write-up.",
"Jack: Hmm. What's he want in return?",
"Pacey: Eh-eh. Wait. You don't think that he thinks that I'm",
"Jack: mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Unless some time in the past few minutes you've just happened to mention the fact that, uh, gee, I don't know, you're not gay.",
"Pacey: Jack, look at me, ok? Really look at me. I'm a schlub, ok? I'm not gay friendly. I would be an insult to gaydom.",
"Jack: Ok, you might have a point there, but the guy was hangin' on your every word.",
"Pacey: Sure he was. So?",
"Jack: So you're not that interesting.",
"Pacey: I'm not?",
"Jack: No. He--look... nobody listens that hard, ok, unless they're just tryin' to, you know",
"Pacey: oh. Interesting.",
"Jack: What?",
"Pacey: Well... I think for the first time in my life, I understand what it must be like to be a woman, a really hot woman.",
"Jack: Oh. Uh... not that hot.",
"Pacey: I'm not?",
"Jack: Not really. I mean--look, could we-- what are we gonna do here, all right? You wanna go over and tell him or should I?",
"Pacey: What? We can't tell him now. He's gonna think that I purposefully deceived him.",
"Jack: All right, so I'll go over, and I will just explain to him what an idiot you are.",
"Pacey: Or we could just gloss over that idiot thing for the next little while, until he agrees to do the story, because he is a major critic, and this would mean a ton of business for my restaurant.",
"Jack: I know. I know, but what are you gonna do when he asks you for your number, huh?",
"Pacey: I will look him right in the eye and give him your phone number.",
"Jack: You wouldn't no. Come on. We're tellin' the truth.",
"Pacey: [Groans]",
"[Scene: The radio station. Jen is in the booth with Steve and Wynn interviewing them on the air.]",
"[Music ends]",
"Jen: [Sighs] All right, uh, so we are back, uh, folks, with veneer in town 2 nights, opening for North America, on their aptly titled North American tour.",
"Steve: You know, I never really got that. We never went to Canada, not once.",
"Wynn: Or Mexico.",
"Steve: Chicago twice.",
"Jen: Uh, listen, so opening sucks, right?",
"Wynn: No, not when you're opening for a totally rockin' band like North America.",
"Jen: Yeah, but seriously, uh, there's a whole crowd that's not there to see you. They're impatient. They just wanna get it over with.",
"Steve: True, but, you know, sometimes you win them over, and then the victory's even sweeter.",
"Jen: How so?",
"Steve: Well, more than likely they prejudged you. They've taken one look at you, and they've said, \"no, not for me.\" And then we proceed to rock. We don't ask for a lot.",
"[Scene: The movie Theater. Joey and Dawson are walking in to the seating area, and Dawson points down to 2 empty seat.]",
"Dawson: Here is good.",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"[Joey goes and takes a seat, and notices Wilder walking in at the same time to take a seat]",
"Dawson: [Sighs] You sure you don't wanna just go over and say hi?",
"Joey: God, no. How embarrassing would that be? I mean, he's obviously on a date or something.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but if he sees you, isn't he gonna wonder why you didn't say something?",
"Joey: What's the movie about anyway?",
"Dawson: [Laughs] She says, changing the subject.",
"Joey: Well?",
"Dawson: Uh, Humphrey Bogart is a struggling screenwriter, uh, accused of murder. It's--it's noir except it's not, so the whole thing is sort of famously ambiguous.",
"Joey: So you pretty much have to be a film geek to wanna see it.",
"Dawson: Or you have to be a really good friend of the film geek.",
"Joey: Right. Like us. They could just be friends.",
"Dawson: Your teacher and the girl he's kissing? [Joey turns to see Wilder and the woman kissing very passionately] Joey? Do you have a crush on your English professor?",
"Joey: What? No. It's--it's weird.",
"Dawson: It's not that weird. Teachers do have personal lives. They have been known to kiss people from time to time.",
"Joey: Yeah, lots of people. [The lights go down.] It's starting.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Radio Station. Audrey and Wynn are sitting on a couch talking to one another again.]",
"Wynn: So what's he like? This guy you're so afraid to admit you're gaga over.",
"Audrey: I am not gaga.",
"Wynn: Excuse me? How well do we know each other now?",
"Audrey: Not at all.",
"Wynn: Uh, which is exactly why you should tell me the truth. My advice will be totally neutral.",
"Audrey: He's... a cook. Well, he bakes bread, actually. And he just so happens to be my roommate's ex-boyfriend.",
"Wynn: Mmm. Minor league. What other excuses are you gonna throw at me? Come on, I've heard them all.",
"Audrey: You've never heard this one.",
"Wynn: Try me.",
"Audrey: Do you believe in god?",
"Wynn: That depends.",
"Audrey: It can't depend. Either you do or you don't.",
"Wynn: It depends whether you're gonna ruin a perfectly decent evening by trying to convert me to something.",
"Audrey: My roommate... she got mugged the other night.",
"Wynn: I'm sorry.",
"Audrey: Anyway, she... left me this message, which, of course, I didn't get until the next morning, because I was having s*x with her ex-boyfriend. And on it, she said that she was ok and that she was spending the night with a friend and not to worry.",
"Wynn: But you did.",
"Audrey: Yeah. I could tell by her voice that something was really, really wrong. So I... made this deal with god. I said \"god, please let Joey be ok. \"Like, really and truly ok, \"and I will walk the path of moral righteousness. I will do everything right for a change.\"",
"Wynn: So no more trying to pick up guys in rock and roll bands?",
"Audrey: [Laughs] Well, god doesn't want me to be nun.",
"Wynn: Oh, he just wants you to give up this one particular guy.",
"Audrey: Yes. I mean, he must, you know? It's got to be, like, some kind of sign. Otherwise, this whole thing with Pacey is just too...",
"Wynn: too what?",
"Audrey: Easy.",
"Wynn: Maybe that's your sign.",
"[Audrey begins to see the logic]",
"[Scene: In another room. Jen and Steve are sitting on a couch talking.]",
"Jen: Ok, I didn't say funny, I said clever.",
"Steve: Oh, and clever is bad?",
"Jen: Clever is distancing. Clever puts up this wall between you and the audience. So you can't trust clever.",
"Steve: I see. So in general, you trust passion. Has passion always steered you right in life?",
"Jen: Well, I mean, no, not in life, but...",
"Steve: but in art.",
"Jen: Yeah, but art is supposed to be passionate. Art is supposed to make you feel",
"Steve: no, no. Life is supposed to make you feel. Art is supposed to make you feel good.",
"Jen: Is that all that art is supposed to do?",
"Steve: No, but if you need it to do more, then... maybe there's something wrong with your life.",
"Jen: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my life?",
"Steve: I--I don't know. I don't really know you that well. For example, do you have a boyfriend?",
"Jen: You already asked me that.",
"Steve: You didn't answer.",
"Jen: Well, why do you keep asking?",
"Steve: Because I'm interested.",
"Jen: [Sighs] In what?",
"Steve: In you.",
"[He begins to pull colder to her and she stops him]",
"Jen: Oh, gosh, no... I do have a boyfriend.",
"Steve: You're making it up. Just now. You're making that up.",
"Jen: No. No, really. Um... I do have a boyfriend, and he's a really nice guy. And I... wouldn't in a hundred million years, do anything to hurt him. So...",
"Steve: I got it.",
"Jen: Ok. Good.",
"[Scene: The bar. Pacey is still at the table talking to Jeff about the food at the restaurant. Jack is just sitting there bored out of his mind with his chin rested on his hands.]",
"Jeff: The carbonara's not a cream sauce?",
"Pacey: No. It's raw egg yolk, actually. So while it could kill you, who wants to live in a world where food isn't an adventure, right?",
"Jeff: [Laughs]",
"[Jack interrupts Pacey]",
"Jack: Now.",
"Pacey: Right, um... Jeff, there's something I gotta tell ya. I'm not, uh... the thing is, I'm not totally... totally, uh...",
"Jeff: available? You're not available. That's what you're trying to say.",
"Pacey: Yes. That's exactly what I'm trying to say.",
"Jeff: I sort of suspected. You seem very... together.",
"Pacey: And we are.",
"[He puts his arm around Jack]",
"Jeff: Well, it was nice meeting you both. [Jeff stands up to leave] You know, I don't usually do this, but what the hell. [Sighs] If you guys ever break up, give me a call sometime.",
"[He hands Jack one of his cards]",
"Pacey: What just happened right there? I think that I should be insulted on several different levels about that.",
"Jack: [Chuckles] Pacey, you're not gay.",
"Pacey: Well, I know that and you know that, but he doesn't know that. So far as he's concerned, you're my boyfriend.",
"[Scene: The theater. Joey and Dawson are sitting together watching the film, but you can tell that Joey has other things on her mind]",
"Bogart: I know. It's just another picture.",
"Man: Are you in any position to be choosy? You haven't written a hit since before the war. And your last picture--",
"Bogart: So it stunk. Everybody makes flops except you. You haven't had one because you've made and re-made the same picture for the last 20 years. You know what you are? You're a popcorn salesman.",
"Man: That's right. So are you. The only difference between us is that I don't fight it.",
"Bogart: One day I'll surprise you and write something good.",
"Man: Althea Bruce will do it.",
"Bogart: Althea Bruce",
"Man: All you gotta do is follow the book...",
"[Joey sees Wilder get up and leave, and gets up to follow after him]",
"Joey: excuse me.",
"Second man: Hiya, kiddies. What a picture I made. Just got back from the preview. Pasadena's out of its mind...",
"[Out at the concession stand. Wilder is just standing there all alone, and Joey walks us behind him]",
"Wilder: great title. I think I might steal it for something.",
"Joey: How'd you know it was me?",
"Wilder: Saw you when you came in. Should I be jealous?",
"Joey: Are you jealous?",
"Wilder: [Exhales] Like Medea.",
"Joey: He's just a friend.",
"Wilder: Mine's not.",
"Joey: Not what?",
"Wilder: A friend. I mean, she is, but, sometimes we go out, and we have a few drinks, we go back to my place. She forgets why I'm not right for her.",
"Joey: Why are you telling me this?",
"Wilder: I'm trying to get you to hate me.",
"Joey: Well, it's working. So what is the best ending in all of literature? Don't say Ulysses. Everyone says Ulysses.",
"Wilder: That's easy. Sentimental education by Flaubert.",
"Joey: And what happens?",
"Wilder: Nothing, really. Just 2 old friends sitting around remembering the best thing that never happened to them.",
"Joey: How do you remember something that never happened?",
"Wilder: Fondly. You see, Flaubert believed that anticipation was the purest form of pleasure... and the most reliable. And that while the things that actually happen to you would invariable disappoint, the things that never happened to you would never dim. Never fade. They would always be engraved in your heart with a sort of sweet sadness.",
"Joey: That sounds...",
"Wilder: deep?",
"Joey: Cowardly.",
"Wilder: [Sighs] Well, uh, us academics aren't generally known for",
"[She kisses him]",
"Joey: courage.",
"Wilder: Wow. God is really punishing me here.",
"Joey: For what?",
"Wilder: I don't know. I must have done something to a girl when I was 18. You're not trying to tempt me into reconsidering, are you?",
"Joey: No. We don't know each other very well, do we?",
"Wilder: No, we don't.",
"Joey: You have this image of me, this not-entirely-true image of me.",
"Wilder: As a 19th-century heroine?",
"Joey: Yeah. And even though that's not true, I'd rather you go on thinking that it is.",
"Wilder: I think that can be arranged. I should probably get back. Are we ok here?",
"Joey: We're fine.",
"[He begins to walk away, but stops and turns back to her]",
"Wilder: In 5 years... you're gonna know everything I know and more. And I will seem like the biggest dork you ever met.",
"[Scene: The Concession stand. Joey is sitting on a bench with a box of popcorn, when Dawson comes out alone carrying their coats.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey. I was just about to come back inside.",
"Dawson: Don't bother. Would you care to elaborate on what you were saying earlier?",
"Joey: [Sighs] You'll miss the rest of your movie.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] I have a feeling this might be a little more interesting.",
"[They leave the theater, and begins walking along the streets together.]",
"Joey: Did you ever meet someone who saw you... I mean, really saw you... but somehow, only saw the best?",
"Dawson: You mean besides you?",
"Joey: Not that. I mean, someone older. Someone who saw everything you could be. If only...",
"Dawson: if only what?",
"Joey: If only you weren't you.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] Well, after tonight, I kinda think you might not be. You kissed your professor.",
"Joey: [Laughs]",
"Dawson: You kissed the guy who gives you grades.",
"Joey: Is this constructive?",
"Dawson: Sorry.",
"Joey: So the worst part is, is that that night when you called from the movie set...",
"Dawson: yeah?",
"Joey: I was there at his house. Alone. And I went there saying to myself that I was just going to straighten everything out.",
"Dawson: Mm-hmm. But really, you were going over there to make things more complicated.",
"Joey: I don't think the answer to that would sound very like-like.",
"Dawson: I think we're gonna have to come up with a new definition for the term like-like.",
"Joey: Anyway, so you called, I left, and I obviously didn't go back, which is probably a good thing, because... I would have made a gigantic fool of myself.",
"Dawson: Don't say that. You took a risk. You lived. You experienced something, right?",
"Joey: I guess. But now I'll never know.",
"Dawson: Never know what?",
"Joey: What I would have done... at that moment of truth. You know, would I have chickened out, would I have gone through with it? The only way to know would be to",
"Dawson: stop time. Go backwards.",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Dawson: Would you wanna do that if you could?",
"Joey: No. And I know that sounds strange.",
"Dawson: Everything happens for a reason, right?",
"Joey: It's not so bad, really. The not knowing. It has this... sweet sadness to it.",
"Dawson: Hmm. I think I'm familiar with that feeling.",
"[Scene: The bar. Jack and Pacey are sittin alone at one of the tables talking to each other.]",
"Pacey: [Sighs] You know, I gotta admit, Jack, I never really pegged you as the type of guy who would come into a place like this alone.",
"Jack: I'm not alone.",
"Pacey: [Clears throat] Heh. That's a good point.",
"Jack: Actually, Audrey brought me here the night you cooked us all dinner. You know, that's... that's kind of the essence of Audrey, isn't it? I mean, she just zeros in on the one thing that you're slightly afraid of, and then she just does not take no for an answer. That's a good quality to have in a person.",
"Pacey: Yes, it is.",
"Jack: Yeah. I wonder who does that for her?",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Ok, uh, I think I'm gonna go, uh...",
"Jack: chase the girls.",
"Pacey: Yes, and chase the girls. Are you gonna come or what?",
"Jack: No, I think I'm gonna hang.",
"Pacey: Ok, cool. I'll see you around, man.",
"Jack: Ok.",
"[Scene: Outside the Radio Station. Audrey and Wynn are next the to their band's van, getting ready to leave, and Steve and Jen are just coming out of the station]",
"Wynn: Take care, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Oh, man. Thanks.",
"[They hug]",
"Wynn: It's been thoroughly, uh... slanted and enchanted.",
"Audrey: Well, thank you, I think, and, um... thanks for the advice.",
"Wynn: No problem. [Yells] Are you comin', Steve?",
"Audrey: Yeah, in a sec.",
"Wynn: Bye.",
"Audrey: See ya.",
"[Wynn gets into the van]",
"Steve: So, your-- your boyfriend. I mean, it must have been love at first sight. I mean, a beautiful girl like you.",
"Jen: See, we were-- we were friends first.",
"Steve: Friends?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Steve: So no passion?",
"Jen: Did I say that?",
"Steve: No, but you did say that you don't trust passion.",
"Jen: Yeah, but just because 2 people are friends first doesn't mean that they don't have any passion in their relationship.",
"Steve: Look, I'm sorry. I didn't--- I don't mean to insult your relationship. I mean, it's just... I believe in the connection. You know, that gut reaction that says \"this person, this stranger... is meant to be a part of my life,\" and I don't know. I--I guess I just felt that for you tonight.",
"Jen: Yeah, well, that's a really easy thing for you to say, isn't it? Some rock and roll guy who just comes into town for 24 hours and then leaves?",
"Steve: Well, in that case...",
"[He goes to the van and pulls out some T-Shirts]",
"Steve: Just a little somethin' to remember us by.",
"Jen: [Chuckles] Thanks.",
"Steve: Don't mention it.",
"Jen: Bye.",
"Steve: Bye.",
"[Steve gets into the van and Jen goes and stands next to Audrey]",
"Audrey: You know, this was so not the night I expected.",
"Jen: Yeah, I know. Sorry I took the single one.",
"Audrey: Nah, it happens. You know, maybe it's god's way of telling me I'm not as single as I thought I was.",
"[The van pulls away, and we see Pacey standing next to his car.]",
"Audrey: Mmm... or maybe that is. Aah!",
"Jen: Go. Go on. Make him happy.",
"Audrey: Why would I wanna do a thing like that?",
"Jen: Ok, fine. Go make him miserable. I don't care. Just go to him.",
"Audrey: Ok. Bye.",
"Jen: Bye, sweetie.",
"[Audrey goes over to Pacey, as Jen walks off in the other direction]",
"Pacey: She need a ride?",
"Audrey: She's, um, got a car.",
"Pacey: Do you need a ride?",
"Audrey: [Sighs] I need a life.",
"Pacey: Yeah, you do, don't ya?",
"Audrey: Look, Pacey... I think I need to apologize.",
"Pacey: To me?",
"Audrey: I kinda maybe overreacted a little.",
"Pacey: You don't say?",
"Audrey: I can't help it, ok? Happiness, it freaks me out. It's like all those perfectly manicured lawns at the beginning of blue velvet, you know? You just know something evil lurks beneath.",
"Pacey: You know what the real problem is here, don't you, Audrey?",
"Audrey: No, please enlighten me.",
"Pacey: You are much more afraid to have s*x with me the second time than you were the first. You see, I've had a very educational night tonight at my favorite gay bar, and what I've come up with is I'm just simply not gonna take no for an answer.",
"Audrey: Well, that's not very pc of you.",
"Pacey: No, it's not, and this probably isn't, either.",
"[He kisses her]",
"Pacey: Mmm. So what made you change your mind, anyway?",
"Audrey: I met this really hot guy in the band.",
"Pacey: Wait a minute. This hot guy was...",
"[She kisses him, before he can get another word out.]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is lying ion bed reading a book, when Jen comes upstairs carrying the T-shirt that Steve gave her.]",
"Jen: I brought you a t-shirt.",
"Dawson: Cool.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Would I bring you anything less?",
"Dawson: [Chuckles]",
"Jen: [Sighs] Mmm. So how's Joey?",
"Dawson: Would you believe she almost had an affair with her English professor?",
"Jen: Joey?",
"Dawson: Mm-hmm.",
"Jen: Joey potter?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Jen: Wow.",
"Dawson: It was bizarre, actually. It was, like, almost like meeting a new person or something.",
"Jen: What does that mean?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I just... well, like, talking to her tonight, I just realized how much time has passed... how much we've all changed.",
"Jen: And it's so bad?",
"Dawson: Not necessarily.",
"Jen: [Sighs] Can I ask you something?",
"Dawson: What?",
"Jen: Do you think that when, uh, when 2 people are in a relationship, that they should be passionate about the same things in order for it to work?",
"Dawson: No. Not as long as they're passionate about each other.",
"Jen: And we are. Right? We're passionate about each other.",
"Dawson: You're not having doubts about us, are you?",
"Jen: No. No, I'm just tired. I don't know. Insane.",
"Dawson: [Laughs]",
"[He puts down his book, and they curl up together, and lie in each other's arms as the camera pulls away]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x16 | A Lonely Place | destinyros2005 |
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"It is Spring Break and the group goes to Miami to party. Audrey and Pacey go through their first relationship test when Audrey's high school boyfriend (and her first true love) shows up with tickets for the M2M concert at an MTV event. She is torn with the memories of the past, and eventually kisses Chris. Pacey stays cool about it and asks Audrey to be his official girlfriend after she confesses she loves him not Chris. Meanwhile, Dawson and Oliver hit to road to NY to meet a film agent who is interested in their movie, but never make it there. Dawson starts to tell Oliver his story with Joey and decides to surprise her in Miami, looking to resuscitate their romance. But when he gets there, all he finds is a drunk and depressed Jack (who is flunking out of college) and Pacey, who tells him his story with Joey is over. Charlie shows up and he and Joey end up spending the night together, while Dawson is left with nowhere to go and a broken heart over Joey."
]
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"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Joey turns of a video on the TV of a spring break, and Dawson is packing]",
"Joey: Ok, so let me get this straight.",
"Dawson: Oh, no. Why do I feel a quasi-feminist rant coming on?",
"Joey: Shut up. So basically, spring break is hunting season, Florida is the forest, and girls are the target.",
"Dawson: Jo, you're acting as if the girls don't have a choice in the matter.",
"Joey: Oh, sure they do. You know, they could either hook up with the drunk jock from Arizona State or the date-rapist- in-training from the nearest community college. Or they can stay home and study, which, come to think of it, does not sound like such a bad idea.",
"Dawson: Would you just go already? Have fun. You deserve it.",
"Joey: Can't you just skip that big Hollywood meeting and come with us?",
"Dawson: For the umpteenth time, it's not a big Hollywood meeting. We're simply going to New York to meet an agent who is interested in the movie. Make that the only agent who is interested in the movie.",
"Joey: Dawson, it's huge. Everything you've worked for, everything you've ever wanted, it's happening because you made it happen. You did it and I'm very proud of you.",
"Dawson: Well, thank you, but it's not",
"Joey: no! I will not let another self-deprecating word come out of your mouth. You rule. You rock. You are a golden god. Now, accept it. You know who'd really get a kick out of all this?",
"Dawson: Who?",
"Joey: Mitch.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, he would have.",
"Joey: He would've. He absolutely would have.",
"Dawson: He would have-- he would have talked my ear off about it. He would've had to know the agent. He'd have to know his client list. I'd have to-- he'd probably make me do a practice run with him.",
"Joey: It's weird.",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Joey: You've had this year, this completely awful year, and yet somehow everything worked out for the best, you know?",
"Dawson: That's one way of looking at it.",
"Joey: You don't think?",
"Dawson: All I know is I came back from L.A. For a reason, a very simple, very specific reason. I feel bad, sometimes-- a lot of times, actually-- for how I made you feel after he died.",
"Joey: I've never held it against you, not for a single second. You did what you had to do to get through it. Yeah. And...",
"Dawson: what?",
"Joey: I don't know. Sometimes I think it's better... when we don't get to touch our dreams.",
"Dawson: Do you really believe that?",
"Joey: I don't know. No. Yes. I spend half the time wondering what might have been and the other half thinking \"just as well.\"",
"Dawson: Do you think we'll ever get it right?",
"Joey: Not in this lifetime.",
"Dawson: How 'bout the next one?",
"Joey: Or the one after that, when we're both cats. Ok, seriously... good luck.",
"Dawson: Thank you. You, too. Have fun, ok? Remember the sun block and bring me back a souvenir. Preferably something of the, you know, \"my soul mate went to Florida and all I got was this lousy t-shirt\" vibe.",
"Joey: Goodbye.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Jeep. Dawson and Oliver are driving along silently when Oliver turns to Dawson.]",
"Are you aware that you haven't said one word in an hour and a half?",
"Dawson: I'm listening to the radio.",
"Oliver: I turned it off 20 minutes ago.",
"Dawson: Oh.",
"Oliver: So what are you thinking about? Or shall I say, \"who\"?",
"Dawson: Nobody.",
"Oliver: Ok. But if you're not gonna talk to me I may have to sing. Be my guest. [Imitating Elvis] Dawson, we're on the highway we're gonna get a little bit of",
"Dawson: stop. Joey. What was--? I was thinking about Joey. Don't ever do that again, please.",
"Oliver: Interesting. The doe-eyed brunette, hmm? So what's the story on that one?",
"Dawson: It's a very long story.",
"Oliver: Does it look like I'm going anywhere, sport?",
"Dawson: All right. Stop me when you get confused.",
"[Scene: A montage of scenes from Season 1 and Joey and Dawson's strange relationship brewing.]",
"Joey: I just don't think it's a good idea for me to sleep over anymore.",
"Dawson: Come on, you've been sleeping over since you were 7.",
"Joey: I just think our emerging hormones are destined to alter our relationship and I'm trying to limit the fallout.",
"Dawson: We can still remain friends despite any mounting sexual theoretics.",
"Joey: Things change, Dawson. Evolve.",
"[Scene: Cut to scene of Joey sitting alone one the beach. A guy crashed by her as he goes for a Frisbee. She turns as she hears Audrey screaming from behind. She turns and sees Audrey on the deck of her house, and the camera pans over to her.]",
"Audrey: Joey! Up here! Joey! Hey! Hello! Aah! Aah! Ahh!",
"[Pacey comes up from behind her and grabs her and pulls her into the bedroom.]",
"Audrey: [Laughing]",
"Audrey: Hey, scrumptious. I was kinda... in the middle... of doing something. Mmm.",
"Pacey: My god, I love this bed. This bed is bigger than my entire room.",
"Audrey: Yeah, plus, my parents put one of those foamy egg crates underneath, so it's super comfy.",
"Pacey: Your parents are wonderful people.",
"Audrey: Well, I'll tell them you said so.",
"Pacey: You do that. Do your parents even know who I am?",
"Audrey: Do your parents know who I am?",
"Pacey: Nope.",
"Audrey: Well, neither do mine.",
"Pacey: I didn't think so.",
"Audrey: I mean... what would I even tell them about you?",
"Pacey: Well, you could tell them that I'm good in bed.",
"Audrey: That would go over huge. Really, what would you tell your parents about me?",
"Pacey: Nothing.",
"Audrey: Right.",
"Pacey: Right. That's right, right?",
"Audrey: Right. Yes. Obviously.",
"Pacey: Right, 'cause correct me if I'm wrong, but the last thing that parents want to hear about is how much premarital s*x their children are having.",
"Audrey: Yeah, especially with some guy who's not even my boyfriend. I mean, officially.",
"Pacey: Exactly.",
"Audrey: Exactly.",
"[They start making out.]",
"[Scene: Outside the patio of Audrey's place. Jack is sitting on top of the roof of the patio when Joey and Jen come out looking for him. HE is talking in his cell phone.]",
"Jack: [on phone] I wish you would have let me know",
"Joey: Found him!",
"Jack: Ok. Bye.",
"Jen: What are you doing up there?",
"[he climbs down]",
"Jack: Nothing. What do you want?",
"Jen: Well, we're gonna pick rooms and we thought that we'd \"rock, paper, scissors\" for the waterbed suite.",
"Jack: You know what, just-- take whatever you want. All right? I gotta go to the market and get the necessary provisions.",
"Joey: Oh, can you get some yogurt?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Jack: Hold on, all right? I said the necessary provisions, all right? That's beer and that's jell-O. That's it. Ok.",
"Jen: If I give you money, would you pick up some cold medicine for me, too? I sort of feel something coming on and I'd really like to nip it in the bud.",
"Jack: Yeah, just gimme the money.",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"[Ring]",
"[Joey answers her cell phone as Jack and Jen go inside]",
"Joey: Hello.",
"Charlie: Hello, gorgeous.",
"Joey: So, I was beginning to worry. You haven't called for 3 hours.",
"Charlie: Oh, so you do like my calling.",
"Joey: What do you want, exactly?",
"Charlie: Nothing, really. Just your address.",
"Joey: No problem. I'm at 359 no-way-in-hell avenue on the corner of get-over-it and main.",
"Charlie: You know, you challenge me, Joey potter.",
"Joey: I thought we agreed to take a break from these incessant phone calls.",
"Charlie: Look, I would be happy to stop calling. Just tell me where you are.",
"Joey: I'm in your dreams, Charlie Todd.",
"Charlie: See, now, wait a second. That sounded suspiciously like flirting to me.",
"Joey: Maybe... and this is what a dial tone sounds like.",
"[She hangs up on him]",
"[Scene: Outside Audrey's place by her pool. Pacey, Jen, Joey and Audrey are all sitting by the pool bored out of their minds.]",
"Pacey: So this is spring break, huh?",
"Audrey: Yup.",
"Pacey: You know, it's funny, it doesn't really look like the brochures.",
"Audrey: Hey, I provided the house. You people were supposed to bring on the fun. We could order some pizzas.",
"Jen: We could rent some movies.",
"Pacey: We could play strip poker.",
"All: No.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on. It's not like I haven't seen you all naked before. Ok, ok. We'll rent movies.",
"[Sneezes]",
"Pacey: Bless you!",
"Jen: Thank you.",
"Jack: Pace.",
"Pacey: Thank you.",
"[A guy comes walking in their direction]",
"Joey: Hey. Why do I know that guy? Who is he?",
"Jen: Oh, my god! Is that Chris Hartford?",
"Pacey: Oh, my god. The movie star I ordered from my teen beat catalog finally got here. I was so worried.",
"[Chris walks right up to them and over to Audrey. Who looks uncomfortable]",
"Chris: Audrey! I was hoping you'd be here.",
"Audrey: Chris. Wow.",
"Jack: Hey. She's hugging a movie star. It's so weird.",
"Audrey: I'm sorry. You guys, this is my friend Chris. Chris, these are all my friends from college.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Chris: Chris.",
"Jack: Jack. We're not famous.",
"Pacey: How do you guys know each other?",
"Audrey: Well, we went to high school together. We went to the same school. What are you doing here?",
"Chris: Well, MTV's sponsoring this concert at a hotel a couple blocks down. It's this new band, m2m. You guys know 'em?",
"Jen: Yeah! Marit and Marion from Norway. Marit's favorite food is chicken noodle soup, where Marion prefers orange fanta as her drink of choice.",
"[Chuckling]",
"Chris: Anyways, gave me free tickets if you guys want to go.",
"Audrey: Actually, we were just making these plans.",
"All: [Coughing]",
"Audrey: Or, you know, we could go to a big MTV concert, 'cause that's cool, too.",
"Chris: Great. I'll lead the way.",
"Jen: Is it true that you're dating Jennifer Love Hewitt?",
"[They all walk off with him except Joey, Audrey and Pacey.]",
"Pacey: So",
"Audrey: Don't even bother asking, because the answer is no.",
"Pacey: Really? Didn't make the top 5?",
"Audrey: We were friends. God. What do I look like, the whore of Babylon? [] Don't answer that question. Go. I'm gonna wait for Joey.",
"[Pacey goes off after them]",
"Audrey: That's Chris.",
"Joey: Chris as in...",
"Audrey: The one. The one who I think of every time in your eyes comes on the radio. My perfect high school boyfriend who every other boy gets compared to, and who no ones lived up to yet. Yeah, that's him. He's here. Kill me now.",
"Joey: Why--why did you tell Pacey he's just a friend?",
"Audrey: I had to. Pacey and I are on the cusp of figuring out our whole thing, and if he knew that Chris was the love of my young life, it would just get all kinds of confusing.",
"Joey: But lying to him will make it all better.",
"Audrey: Hey, mother Theresa, why don't you go take a smoke break and bring back my good friend Joey.",
"Joey: You're right. I'm sorry. What do you need?",
"Audrey: I need to go throw up.",
"Joey: Oh, no. It'll be ok.",
"Audrey: I'm gonna go change.",
"Joey: Ok. I'll be here.",
"[Cell phone rings and Audrey goes inside]",
"Joey: Hello?",
"Charlie: Joey potter.",
"Joey: You again.",
"Charlie: That's right.",
"Joey: I was starting to feel like we were estranged or something.",
"Charlie: Well, you know, I'm just doing my best to track you down.",
"Joey: How'd you make out?",
"Charlie: Well, not too bad, actually.",
"Joey: Really?",
"[Charlie walks up behind her and puts his hand on her shoulder.]",
"Charlie: No. I'll call you right back.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: In front of the bandstand in the crowd, waiting for the music to start. Pacey is by a very attractive woman who is hitting on him.]",
"Woman: Are you sure you don't want to?",
"Pacey: I appreciate your offer, but I'm here with somebody.",
"Woman: I don't see her next to you right now.",
"Pacey: Occasionally, I have to let her mingle with the people. I'm good that way.",
"Woman: Don't leave. I'll be right back. I have to do something.",
"[The woman walks away]",
"Pacey: Women, right, they just will not take \"no\" for an answer. I mean, who does she think she is?",
"[He turns around to see the woman is actually Marion from M2M and she is getting starting to sing for the audience.]",
"Marion: Hello, Miami!",
"Pacey: Oh, that's who she is.",
"[Scene: Joey and Charlie walking to the party, and talking.]",
"Joey: So you're a stalker now?",
"Charlie: Uhh, stalker. Come on. That sounds so negative. I prefer to think of myself as doggedly persistent.",
"Joey: Well, you got the dog part right. How did you even find me?",
"Charlie: You know, that's a good question. I'm glad you asked. And I remember you couldn't get enough hey!",
"[Scene: Cut to the party. Audrey is watching the band play alone when Chris comes walking up from behind to join her.]",
"Chris: You look great.",
"Audrey: Ohh! Hey. Come on now.",
"Chris: I'm serious. I've been thinking about you a lot, Audrey.",
"Audrey: You know what? I'm parched. Are you thirsty? Because I think I'm, like, dehydrating.",
"Chris: I'll go get you some water.",
"Audrey: No. No. You stay and you dance to the pretty Norwegians, and I'll be right back.",
"[She turns and walks away, and runs into Pacey who was walking to join her.]",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Audrey: Hi.",
"Pacey: Are you ok?",
"Audrey: I'm fine. I'M...yeah.",
"[She walks away from him]",
"[Scene: Joey and Charlie still walking together talking]",
"Charlie: Next, I 411 Beverly Hills and got 10 numbers to match the last name Liddell. I go through the numbers and ask if any of these people happen to have a daughter named Audrey Liddell. One of them does.",
"Joey: Only one? What a break.",
"Charlie: I thought so. So I ask where I might be able to locate their daughter, explaining that I am her lab partner and that she has accidentally taken my notes. So they give me the number, and I 411 again... match up the number with the address, and here I am. Impressed?",
"Joey: Incredibly. Especially since Audrey's parents are in Europe right now.",
"Charlie: Ok. Pacey told me.",
"Joey: You asked Pacey about me? After the road trip from hell? Now that's impressive.",
"Charlie: It is? Damn it! You know, I put a lot of work into this story. You know, I even typed it up.",
"Joey: Poor Charlie. Still haven't learned the merits of honesty. Now, if you'll excuse me.",
"Charlie: Where are you going?",
"Joey: As flattered as I am with the typing and all, it doesn't mean I'm gonna hang out with you.",
"Charlie: Ugh!",
"[Scene: The Bathroom at the MTV party. Pacey comes in to see Chris inside there washing his hands, and goes over to the sink to wash his own.]",
"Pacey: Hey, man, thanks again for getting us in here. That was very cool of you.",
"Chris: Oh, I'm glad you're having fun.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"Chris: So, do you know Audrey really well?",
"Pacey: Yeah, you could say that.",
"Chris: She's great, isn't she? Just funny, beautiful...",
"Pacey: You got a question you want to ask me, or we just gonna dance around all night?",
"Chris: Man. Damn, I'm no good at this.",
"Pacey: So, what? You, like, you had a crush on Audrey in high school or something?",
"Chris: We dated for 2 years.",
"Pacey: You dated for 2 years? Well, damn. I guess that crush worked out for you, then, right? Congratulations. That's--that's great.",
"Chris: Oh, man. I thought you knew, and here I am trying to figure out if you guys are... but it looks like you're not, so, cool.",
"Pacey: Why cool?",
"Chris: I don't know. I'm just remembering how much I love that girl just seeing her again. You know?",
"Pacey: Yeah. No, of course, I understand. Uh, but, look, I'm gonna get back to it, so, see you soon.",
"Chris: All right.",
"[Scene: Charlie hitting on a girl at the MTV party. Joey comes walking up to join him.]",
"Charlie: We did have this A&R guy interested in us for a while, but right now we're just, you know, trying to find our voice. Trying to take the time to develop musically.",
"Girl: Right.",
"Charlie: We don't want to get commercialized too quickly.",
"[Joey joins them]",
"Joey: He's just being modest.",
"Charlie: Excuse me?",
"Joey: He didn't tell you his name, did he?",
"Charlie: Ok, look. I barely even know this girl, so if you could just, you know, go away.",
"Joey: I don't know how many times I've told you to be honest when you're trying to pick up a girl. Don't be ashamed of your success.",
"Girl: What success?",
"[Joey whispers into the girls ear]",
"Girl: Oh, wow. He grew up to be way hotter than I expected.",
"Joey: Right? I mean, you can see it, can't you, now that I've mentioned it?",
"Girl: No, totally. Totally. I see it. Thank god you told me, right? Like I probably would've hooked up with him, and how embarrassing would that have been? Later.",
"Joey: Keep in touch, Hillary.",
"[the girl leaves]",
"Charlie: So, would you mind telling me what it was that you said to that woman to make her flee?",
"Joey: I may have said that... you were the kid from Hanson-- the little one all grown up. Which is actually a compliment, really. I mean, they were much deeper than people realize.",
"[Scene: Flash back scenes of several of Dawson and Joeys hard times in their relationships.]",
"Dawson: You're just hearing what you want to hear.",
"Joey: No. I think I'm hearing what you're afraid to tell me.",
"Dawson: Joey, it hurts to be around you. If I see you even from across a room, it brings up a thousand memories. As long as I can remember, everything always comes back to you. No matter what was happening between us, even the thought of you was at least a constant comfort, but... [Sighs] I can't go back. It just hurts. [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Cut to the inside of Dawson's Jeep, as he is telling the story to Oliver.]",
"Dawson: Are you actually crying?",
"Oliver: A little bit.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles]",
"Oliver: It's all very sad, very merchant ivory. How does it end?",
"Dawson: That's the thing. It doesn't.",
"Oliver: Ok. In your heart of hearts, how would you want it to end?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I don't... I don't know. All I really care about is that she's happy.",
"Oliver: Jeez Louise, you are boring. I think it should end tragically. 10 years from now, she passes you in the street. You're penniless and pathetic. And you run after her, but she just thinks you're some crazy bum. And then, just as you're crossing the street... pssshh! You get hit by a bus.",
"Dawson: You definitely have a problem with endings.",
"Oliver: Come on. Tell me more. I live for this junk.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"[Scene: The party. Joey is now alone talking to some guy who is hitting on her. Charlie comes walking up]",
"[Crowd cheering]",
"Guy: so, listen, next time you're in new York... give me a call, and I'll hook you up.",
"Joey: Yeah, with what?",
"Guy: Concert tickets, backstage passes, and maybe even a behind-the-scenes tour.",
"Joey: Cool.",
"Guy: Yeah.",
"[Charlie breaks in]",
"Charlie: Excuse me. Is, uh, this guy bothering you?",
"Joey: No.",
"Charlie: Well, he looks like he is. Just, you know, go away, dude.",
"Joey: Actually, he used to be a member of",
"Charlie: Dit dit dit dit dit. Heh heh heh. Don't say it. Don't even hint.",
"Guy: I'm gonna go mingle. It was really nice meeting you, Joey.",
"Joey: Nice meeting you.",
"[the guy leaves Jen is walking up in the distance and stops when she sees the two of them talking]",
"Joey: \"Go away, dude\"?",
"Charlie: Hey, it worked, didn't it?",
"[Joey and Charlie walks off and Jack comes running up to Jen]",
"Jack: [Breathless] Jen, Jen. I found you. I entered us in a hotel raffle. We could win, like, 2 weeks in a Miami timeshare. Yeah! Awesome. Give me a whoo-whoo! Come on. Whoo! Whoo! Come on. Whoo! Whoo!",
"Jen: [Coughing]",
"Jack: Whoo. Whoo. You all right?",
"[Scene: Later in the evening at the party still. Audrey and Pacey are having a discussion.]",
"Audrey: I didn't mean to lie, exactly.",
"Pacey: Of course not. You just couldn't help yourself.",
"Audrey: I just--I didn't want to have this discussion right now.",
"Pacey: It would not have been a discussion if you would've just told me, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Come on. You never would've let it go that easy. You would've asked me a million questions, like you always do.",
"Pacey: Like I always do? I always do things?",
"Audrey: You would've wanted to know how long we dated, how many times we had s*x, if he was better than you. It would've ruined our whole evening.",
"Pacey: You're quite right. Your way of doing things is much better because we're having a great time now.",
"Audrey: I am sorry. Ok? I messed up. [Sighs]",
"Pacey: There's more to this whole thing, isn't there?",
"Audrey: God! What more do you wanna know? Yes, Chris and I dated. Yes, I loved him. He was like... my Dawson. Ok? Breaking up with him was, like, the hardest thing I've ever had to do, and every once in a while, I wonder if I made the wrong decision. Is that what you wanted to hear?",
"Pacey: Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.",
"Audrey: Ugh. So... I don't--what? Are you mad at me now?",
"Pacey: No, I'm not mad at all. Why would I be mad?",
"Audrey: Ok. Well, you're freaking me out.",
"Pacey: Why? This was supposed to be fun. Remember, Audrey? With no strings attached. Lying is for people who are in serious relationships, and you and I were never that serious.",
"Audrey: No. You're absolutely right. Thanks a lot, Pacey.",
"[She storms off]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: at the beach. Joey and Pacey are sitting there talking to one another.]",
"Pacey: Sometimes my head wants to explode but when I think about it trust me, I did the right thing.",
"Joey: How did you manage to rationalize that one?",
"Pacey: Just hear me out for a second. Back in the day, how would the old-school Pacey deal with a complicated love triangle? He would dive right in, get all bloodied up, and still lose the girl in the end anyway.",
"Joey: Pacey, that's not even the same",
"Pacey: Eh, eh, it's ok, because... I learned from it. I learned how to recognize it, and I learned how to avoid it, thereby, not making the same mistake twice. And you know what they call that, friend? They call that growth.",
"Joey: Pace, how do you know that's even the same thing?",
"Pacey: Because she said, \"he's my Dawson.\" Which is, of course, my personal kryptonite.",
"Joey: Ok, so I had a Dawson. Do you see me with him today? No. He's part of her past.",
"Pacey: If there's anything that I've learned from history, it's that Dawson is not the past tense of a noun for you ladies. If anything, he is the past, present, and future. So, what I'm looking for is a woman who has no soul mate to speak of. No soul mate and smallish feet, that's all I want.",
"Joey: You want Audrey.",
"Pacey: That's not going to happen.",
"Joey: And she wants you. If you would just open yourselves up to the possibility that you could need each other, you might actually fall in love.",
"Pacey: Right. So, what about you? Do you actually follow your own advice, or do I have to dispense it for you?",
"[Charlie walks past them carrying a surfboard]",
"Joey: Him? No. That's different. I don't even like him.",
"Pacey: No, of course not. The blushing, the flirting, the laughing, the singing",
"Joey: Ok. Maybe I like him a little, but just in that stupid fun way. It's not like I could see us ever having a serious future.",
"Pacey: Who said anything about a serious future? I'm talking about right now.",
"Joey: What's the point? If I already",
"Pacey: The point is... he came all the way here to see you. And he called me-- a rather intimidating ex-boyfriend-- to find out where you were. That takes guts.",
"Joey: Or he could just be an idiot.",
"Pacey: He could be. Why don't you go find out?",
"[Scene: Cut to Flash back scenes hard times that Joey and Dawson spent together including his departure at the end of season 4]",
"Joey: Ok. I never said it wasn't confusing.",
"Dawson: Ok. Then tell me one thing you know.",
"Joey: I know I wanted you there. At the end of the day when I got back to my room, I wanted you there.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Joey: I don't know why. I don't know what I meant. I just know that I wanted you there. Maybe that's the ending we're supposed to have. Maybe every other attraction we feel towards each other is just fear of moving on and growing up. Is that what you really think?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I don't know. But I do know if I get on this plane, I'm never gonna find out. All right? 'Cause we're gonna move on, we're gonna grow up. And 4 years from now, we're gonna wake up, and we're gonna be complete strangers to each other. And the only thing that I know for sure is that I don't want that to happen. Do you?",
"Joey: No.",
"[Scene: Cut to the outside of Dawson's Jeep. They have stopped at a gas stations and Dawson is continuing to tell the story to Oliver who is listening intently to everything he says]",
"Oliver: So, Dawson, you're thinking about it, aren't you?",
"Dawson: What?",
"Oliver: High jacking the car, going to Florida.",
"Dawson: No. Pfft. No. No. Th-th-that'd be completely ridiculous.",
"Oliver: Hmm?",
"Dawson: What, are you stupid? No. It's... [Sighs] Even if I was, what's left to say at this point?",
"Oliver: Listen, I don't know what's going through your head, man, but that story... the way you told it... well, it sounds like the sun rises and sets with this girl.",
"Dawson: It does.",
"Oliver: So, then why don't you hang your balls out there and tell her that?",
"Dawson: I feel like I don't have the right. I pushed her away, and she moved on.",
"Oliver: Well, maybe she has. But until you have that conversation, how will you ever know?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] Uhh! What about the meeting?",
"Oliver: Well, we'll reschedule. It happens all the time. Meetings come and go, but this... this is how you achieve true greatness, my friend. Huh?",
"Dawson: Which way to Florida?",
"Oliver: Great Caesar's ghost, let's go!",
"[Scene: A montage of scenes including Joey learning to surf from Charlie. Jen sick walking through the house. Jack spiking his coffee from a hip flask. Jen joining Jack at the table outside on the porch. Dawson and Oliver driving, and shots of Audrey, Pacey and Chris alone.]",
"Joey: Don't people usually surf in the water?",
"Charlie: Are you going to question every single thing that I say?",
"Joey: Most likely, yes.",
"[Charlie falls of the board on the beach, and Joey laughs]",
"Charlie: I know, I know you think that's funny, don't you?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"[Charlie chases her]",
"Charlie: Yeah?",
"Joey: Aah!",
"[Scene: The table outside. Jen and Jack are sitting there drinking coffee.]",
"Jen: Hmm? You sure partied hard last night.",
"Jack: Hmm. Yeah. I know. I had a blast. I think.",
"Jen: Well...you passed out, and I put you to bed.",
"Jack: [Sighs] Yeah, well... thank you for that, Jen. Will we be arriving at a point anytime soon?",
"Jen: I think maybe you're drinking to",
"Jack: no, no, no, no. You're not gonna do that, all right? You're not gonna turn this into some psa on the perils of undergrad drinking. Just don't.",
"Jen: You didn't let me finish, all right. This isn't about how much you drink. It's just that I've been watching you lately, and it seems like you're drinking to forget something. Is there anything that you wanna talk about with me? That's all I'm asking.",
"Jack: No. I'm fine. I don't wanna talk about anything.",
"[Jack leaves, and Jen goes inside. Joey comes in from the beach]",
"Joey: Oh, no. Are you still sick?",
"Jen: Don't let the wheezing and sneezing fool you. I'm fine. [Sniffles] You look all glowie.",
"Joey: I surfed. Well, it wasn't exactly surfing, but I did manage to stay on the board for a good 5 seconds.",
"Jen: Cool. Did Audrey teach you?",
"Joey: No. Charlie, actually.",
"Jen: You spent the day with Charlie?",
"Joey: Yeah. Is that ok with you?",
"Jen: Yeah, of course it is. I just... [Sighs] Eh, I don't know. I just don't know why you'd want to waste your time, Jo.",
"Joey: Well... it is my time. And, anyway, he makes me laugh sometimes.",
"Jen: Yeah. Well, that's how he reels you in. Trust me, ok? I've been there.",
"Joey: You know what? I think I'm gonna go with my instincts on this one, but thank you.",
"Jen: Well, Joey, what are your instincts telling you?",
"Joey: Well, for starters, they're telling me that you're probably not the best person to advise me in this particular situation.",
"Jen: Look, I don't want to see you get hurt by him. That's all.",
"Joey: Come on, Jen. It's not like you've ever had my feelings in mind before. I mean, what were your instincts telling you when you slept with Dawson?",
"Jen: Look, I knew that was going to be an issue, ok",
"Joey: But you went ahead with it anyway, and I didn't say anything. So why don't you have the same courtesy for me right now?",
"Jen: Ok. Fine. Fine. If he really means that much to you",
"Joey: I don't even know what he means to me yet, but what does he mean to you?",
"Jen: Nothing.",
"Joey: Then why do you care so much?",
"[Charlie comes walking up to the open door]",
"Charlie: Um... you left your keys at the beach.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"Jen: I'm gonna go back to bed. I just don't feel that good.",
"[Jen leaves, and Joey turns to Charlie who is handing her the keys.]",
"Joey: You know what? Can we go somewhere?",
"Charlie: Sure. Where?",
"Joey: Anywhere but here.",
"[Scene: Later that night. Audrey is standing alone by her pool when Chris come walking up behind her and kisses her neck]",
"Chris: I missed your freckles.",
"Audrey: How did you get in here?",
"Chris: The sniffly girl let me in. These ones right here, I love there.",
"Audrey: Ok. I bet you that you could have any freckle you wanted in the world, Mr. Movie-star- in-training.",
"Chris: Hey, don't say that. I know you probably think it, just don't say it, ok?",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"Chris: Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I followed you to Boston. Would we still be together?",
"Audrey: I don't know. We're different people now. I'm different.",
"Chris: You don't seem that different. Just a little sad, that's all it is.",
"Audrey: I'll be fine.",
"Chris: Sometimes I still wish we were in high school. Things just seemed a lot easier.",
"Audrey: I know what you mean.",
"[Audrey and Chris kiss, and the camera pans to Pacey who is standing inside watching them. He looks at the flowers he is holding then turns and walks away.]",
"[Scene: ]",
"Charlie: You know, there's a trick to this thing. I just...I can never remember what it is.",
"Joey: I'm surprised you brought a tent.",
"Charlie: Well, I didn't think you were gonna let me sleep with you.",
"Joey: You're right about that one.",
"Charlie: You look really beautiful tonight. [she looks at him. He goes to kiss her, but she turns away] Did I do something wrong?",
"Joey: You know what? I'm sorry. I should go.",
"Charlie: Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait. No. No. I don't want you to go.",
"Joey: I don't know what I'm doing here. I don't even know who you are, Charlie. And all this stuff I know for sure is all bad.",
"Charlie: You know more than that. We had--we had an amazing day, and the only reason you're questioning all of this is because of what I did to Jen.",
"Joey: Well, yeah, that's a big part of it.",
"Charlie: I did a terrible thing, and I wish I had never done it, but... it doesn't define me, Joey. It's not all that I am. Come on. Haven't you ever hurt anybody?",
"Joey: Let me help you with that tent.",
"[She takes the tent poles from his hand]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside Audrey's place. Dawson pulls up to the house, and Oliver is asleep in the passenger seat. It is night and Dawson grabs his bag and heads around the back of the house and sees Jack standing on the patio roof, very drunk looking over the pool.]",
"[Snoring]",
"[It is night and Dawson grabs his bag and heads around the back of the house and sees Jack standing on the patio roof, very drunk looking over the pool.]",
"Jack: Dawson leery! Whoo!",
"Dawson: Jack, is that you?",
"Jack: Check me out, dude. Whoo!",
"Dawson: Ha ha ha! Hey, man, be careful up there.",
"Jack: Hey, look, I can fly!",
"Dawson: Why don't you come down from there?",
"Jack: Ok, I'll be right down.",
"[Jack looks down at the pool, then leans forward and falls into it]",
"Dawson: Jack! Jack!",
"[He passes out as he hits the water and begins to slowly sink to the bottom of the pool when Dawson dives in and pulls him to safety]",
"[Scene: Next to the pool. Jack is wrapped up in a blanket, and Dawson comes out after getting into some dry clothes and hands Jack a sweater]",
"Dawson: Here. Put that on.",
"Jack: I messed up, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Don't worry about it, man.",
"Jack: I just wish-- wish you could ever rewind your life?",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] Pretty much all the time.",
"Jack: I mean, just...pick it up right after graduation and just do it all over again. What would you do different?",
"Dawson: I don't know. Why? What would you do?",
"Jack: I thought I was doing well, you know, making new friends, trying different things, just... building this whole new life.",
"Dawson: What's wrong with that?",
"Jack: It just got too hard, man. It... I didn't think it was gonna be this hard.",
"Dawson: You didn't think what would be this hard?",
"Jack: My life... college. I'm failing out of school, man.",
"Dawson: Seriously?",
"Jack: Yeah. I--I gotta ace all my finals, all right? I haven't read half the stuff. It doesn't matter 'cause I'll never be able to do it.",
"Dawson: Why? Well... don't say that. Take it one step at a time. We'll help you out in any way we can.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah. That's a great line. Yeah, because we say it to each other all the time. \"Dawson, your dad died, but you know what? \"You're gonna be ok. Hey, you're gonna get through it. We're gonna help you.\"",
"Dawson: Yeah. And you know what? You guys did. It made all the difference in the world.",
"Jack: Tobey's got a new boyfriend. I called him the other day just to say hi. He seems so happy. How am I supposed to fix my life if I don't even know where I went wrong? I just want to go back. I just want to start over. Why can't I start over? Why? I just want to start over.",
"[Dawson just watches on as Jack cries, not knowing what to do.]",
"[Scene: outside the MTV stage. The bands are cleaning up at the end of the night and Audrey is just watching them when Pacey comes up to join her.]",
"Pacey: Thinkin' of becoming a roadie?",
"Audrey: I've got good upper body strength. I think I could handle it. Pacey...I have to tell you something.",
"Pacey: You kissed Chris.",
"Audrey: Yeah. What the hell?",
"Pacey: I hired a couple of P.I.'s. They were tracking you, took some photos. Wasn't pretty.",
"Audrey: Hmph, doesn't quite figure, does it?",
"Pacey: How do you mean?",
"Audrey: You know... spending all that time tracking me down... would kinda mean that you care.",
"Pacey: Yeah, it would, wouldn't it?",
"Audrey: So, do you? Because we can't keep going down this road that we've been on, and it's not that it hasn't been great, because it really has.",
"Pacey: Audrey",
"Audrey: No. I need to say this.",
"Pacey: No. Can I",
"Audrey: Will you give a girl a minute? I am not so good with this vulnerable thing, ok? Pacey, I want to be your girlfriend. Ok? Officially. And exclusively and... uncasually, and I want you to want the same thing, but if you don't",
"Pacey: I do. I do. And I wanted to tell you that all day.",
"Audrey: Then why didn't you?",
"Pacey: I guess I was just waiting for my moment.",
"Audrey: Well, how's right now for you?",
"Pacey: Right now feels pretty good. Audrey... will you be my girlfriend?",
"Audrey: I would love to.",
"[They Kiss]",
"[Scene: Audrey's kitchen in the morning. Dawson is sitting all alone at the table when Pacey comes downstairs.]",
"Pacey: Dawson? Hey, thought that was you. How long you been here?",
"Dawson: I...ha ha. I don't know. You don't seem that surprised to see me.",
"Pacey: Want some coffee? I brewed it fresh.",
"Dawson: No. Thank you. I already had some. Um, I just wanted to, um...",
"Pacey: To find Joey.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Look, Dawson, if you're here because you think that you and Joey are... whatever you're thinking, this is a bad idea.",
"Dawson: You know, pace, I'm on... no sleep and about 26 hours' worth of driving.",
"Pacey: I'm serious. You gotta give that thing up. That thing that you guys do to each other, the heroes of bad timing. You've got to give that up. It's over.",
"Dawson: No, it's not.",
"Pacey: Aw, come on, Dawson. How many times are you gonna do this yourself? How many times are you gonna keep on coming back?",
"Dawson: Until there's nothing to come back for, I guess.",
"Pacey: Suppose I was to tell you there's nothing right now?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] Believe me, pace, sometimes I wish that was the case. But it's not. I can feel it. I know you don't believe in any of this, and that's fine. You're the cynic. I'm the idealist. It's how we work, I guess. But when I feel something this strong pulling me... I have to act on it. It's... the only thing that I know how to do. So you gonna tell me where she is?",
"[he pauses for a second before answering]",
"Pacey: She's with Charlie, Dawson.",
"[Scene: Inside Charlie's Tent. Charlie and Joey are lying there fully clothed just talking to one another]",
"Joey: Will you hand me my socks? My feet are freezing.",
"Charlie: Yeah. Ah, you know, it's a good thing I moved this tent indoors. You might have lost a few toes if we'd stayed on the beach.",
"[The camera pans back enough for us to see that they actually build the tent inside Audrey's place.]",
"Joey: Charming. So...where were we?",
"Charlie: Seventh grade, the crimping iron incident.",
"Joey: Ooh, that's a good one. You're gonna like this story.",
"Charlie: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: Oh, do you want a break?",
"Charlie: From you, never.",
"Joey: Hmm... you're good with the one-liners. Almost too good.",
"Charlie: Too good?",
"Joey: Uh-huh.",
"Charlie: Uh-uh. You're kidding me. I have been lying here right next to you all night, and I still have not given you a proper kiss. Man, I must've lost my touch.",
"Joey: I don't think so. You don't?",
"[She kisses him]",
"[Scene: the beach. Dawson stands alone at the beach just staring into the water watching the waves crash into the shore as the sun rises. Then the camera fades to black.]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 05x19 | 100 Light Years from Home (100th Episode) | destinyros2005 |
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"Charlie's band lands a deal for a tour and he asks Joey to go with him, but she doesn't want to leave college in the middle of the semester. Charlie then decides to quit the band and stay with her, which freaks Joey, who thinks they're jumping too many steps. She breaks up with him so he can go with his band on tour. Meanwhile, Oliver and Dawson finally get to NY to meet with an agent, but Oliver ruins the meeting. Dawson threatens to end their partnership but Oliver begs for another chance. Pacey meets the nasty new manager of the restaurant, Alex Pearl. She promotes Pacey to head chef but fires Audrey. Pacey tries to get Audrey her job back, but all he gets is a kiss from Alex."
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"[Scene: The halls of the Dorm rooms. Audrey is walking along and comes to the door, but before opening the door she notices a scrunchy on the door handle, stops and then turns away without going into the room. Cut to inside the room, we find Joey and Charlie sleeping in her bed, fully clothed.]",
"Charlie: Good morning.",
"Joey: You could say that.",
"Charlie: How did you sleep?",
"Joey: [Sighs] Well, between the talking in the sleep and the stealing all the covers, not too well, actually.",
"Charlie: That drool stain on your pillow begs to differ.",
"Joey: That's not drool!",
"Charlie: Like a basset hound.",
"Joey: I do not drool, and if you tell anyone I do, then I'll just mention how you moan in your sleep about your mom taking away your Barbie dolls.",
"Charlie: Ok, I didn't",
"Joey: Only for about 20 minutes.",
"Charlie: Ok, in that case, I saw no drool.",
"Joey: [Laughing] You know what my favorite thing about it is?",
"Charlie: What?",
"Joey: Do you know where I got that scar?",
"[Shows him her elbow]",
"Charlie: No.",
"Joey: Do you know who my sixth grade teacher was?",
"Charlie: No. Mine was Mrs.",
"Joey: Shh! You're ruining my favorite thing.",
"Charlie: Ok, I'm sorry. Ok, you lost me at the scar.",
"Joey: The point is, I wasn't there for every day of your life up until now, and you weren't here every day of mine.",
"Charlie: This is supposed to be a good thing?",
"Joey: Living without the weight of 18 years of expectation? Yes, it's a good thing. I mean, think about it. At this point, all I really know about you and your childhood is that... you used to play with Barbie dolls.",
"Charlie: Ok, it wasn't a doll. All right? It was m-- ok. So maybe it was. Barbie looks really hot naked.",
"Joey: Whatever you say.",
"Charlie: Hey, and look, there are rules about information obtained while in bed.",
"Joey: Locked away.",
"Charlie: Thank you.",
"Joey: So, did you have the Malibu beach house? Because I always wanted the Malibu beach house.",
"[Laughter and then they get into a pillow fight]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: The Civilization. Audrey and Pacey come walking in ready for work, and begin to notice that no one is there.]",
"Audrey: So you didn't read the memo?",
"Pacey: Do I look like the kind of guy who reads memos?",
"Audrey: It was in the envelope with our paychecks. It contained the phrase, \"under new management.\" None of this rings any bells?",
"Pacey: Look, I'm telling you, there is no way that Danny's gone. I talked to him right before we went on vacation, and he didn't mention anything to me about leaving.",
"Audrey: Pacey, not to burst your boy-crush bubble, but didn't Danny always used to say that someday you'd look up and he'd be gone in search of greater culinary adventures?",
"Pacey: Yes, but I think he would have told me first.",
"Audrey: Well, you know what? If you'd read the memo, you'd see that day had come.",
"Pacey: Audrey, that doesn't make any sense. Danny loves this place. He's not gonna just up and quit.",
"Audrey: I don't think that he had any choice, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Do you think they would fire Danny? Like, I'm going to go away on vacation for 5 days, and the guy's just gonna disappear. He's just gonna be gone.",
"Audrey: I don't know. I don't speak corporate, but the memo sounded like some big conglomerate bought the place and wants to turn it into a chain or something.",
"Pacey: Since when do we have an organization that communicates by memo?",
"[Audrey picks up a memo from the counter]",
"Audrey: Since now, apparently. \"Closed for lunch, staff meeting with new manager at 3:00.\" Would it have killed someone to call us?",
"Pacey: I am sure that there is a perfectly logical explanation for all of this.",
"Audrey: Logical, yes. Good, no.",
"[Scene: School Ground. Joey is just exiting the building after attending a class, when Charlie comes running up to her.]",
"Charlie: Hey, you are not gonna believe the news I have.",
"Joey: Charlie, don't they have classes at Boston bay?",
"Charlie: Well, yeah, sure, but no one goes to 'em.",
"Joey: Explains a lot. So let me get this straight. You were waiting out here this entire time",
"Charlie: No, no, no, no. I was not waiting out here this entire time. Ok, well, most of the time. Anyway, what do you know about lust to love?",
"Joey: Excuse me?",
"Charlie: They're a band. Lust to love. They're like a Go-Gos tribute thing.",
"Joey: There are people who actually want to relive the Go-Gos?",
"Charlie: Yeah, sure, of course. I mean, the Go-Gos rocked, in their time, of course. Anyway, we opened up for them a couple weeks ago, and now Lloyd is dating Natasha, their drummer, and they want us to go on tour with them.",
"Joey: A real tour?",
"Charlie: Yes! I mean, nothing too fancy. We're just basic indie-rock, DIY thing, you know, and 10 cities in a van-- I mean, this is exactly what we've been looking for.",
"Joey: Charlie, that's amazing! Congratulations!",
"Charlie: Thank you.",
"Joey: So, when do you guys go? This summer?",
"Charlie: No. Actually, we hit the road Monday.",
"Joey: But it's the middle of the semester.",
"Charlie: Well, sure, yeah, but, I mean, the rest of the guys, they're not even in college, and the way I see it, I mean, I think I can put in a few incompletes, make up stuff next year, I mean, unless we hit it big.",
"Joey: Well, it sounds like you've got it all figured out.",
"Charlie: Almost. I think you should come with me.",
"Joey: Charlie, you can't be serious. You're not asking me to drop out of school and go on tour with you? I mean, this is my life-- Worthington college. I love it here.",
"Charlie: So you're saying you think I shouldn't go?",
"Joey: No, I'm saying that I don't think that I should go.",
"Charlie: Right. Ok, I'm sorry, all right? I know I'm not being fair. It's just that this thing between us-- we just got it started, and it took me a really long time to get you to even consider me as a prospect. I guess what I'm trying to say is just that I don't want... this to end just yet.",
"Joey: You're not leaving right this second, are you?",
"Charlie: No.",
"Joey: It's not over yet.",
"[She takes his arm and pulls him along]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is packing a bag, while Oliver is sitting on his bed waiting for him.]",
"Dawson: All right. So, at the top, obviously, we apologize for rescheduling, and then I say we get right to talking about the movie, all right? How we made it, how much it cost",
"Oliver: Whatever, but if you let me do most of the talking, I think you'll find the whole thing goes over much better.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Oliver: Well, I don't want to hurt your feelings, Dawson, but you're a little dry. I mean, camera angle this, lighting the shot that... trust me. This is what I do. I shine in meetings.",
"Dawson: You've had meetings?",
"Oliver: Well, you know, practice meetings... with family members.",
"Dawson: Great.",
"Oliver: Would you stop worrying so much?",
"Dawson: Oliver, how many agents did we send this movie to?",
"Oliver: 50.",
"Dawson: 60. How many actually answered our letter?",
"Oliver: One, but trust me. We got no worries here. You're a terrific director, and I'm a phenomenal writer. After today, when someone asks us, do you 2 gentlemen have representation, we can say, why, yes. Yes, we do.",
"Dawson: Plenty people are talented, Oliver. Not all of them have agents.",
"Oliver: That's true, do you know why? Because it's all about presentation. We go in there looking like a million bucks, who's gonna turn us down? Huh?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I know I'm gonna regret asking this, but how exactly do I do that?",
"Oliver: Ok. You see the movie rain man?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Oliver: Well, remember when they're coming down the escalator in Vegas? Right?",
"Dawson: This isn't going where I think it's going, is it?",
"Oliver: That was a kick-ass entrance!",
"Dawson: Oliver, no!",
"Oliver: How great would that go over? We'd look like the ultimate team.",
"Dawson: We're not gonna go to this meeting wearing matching suits.",
"Oliver: How about just matching shirts, huh?",
"[Dawson grabs his bag and walks away from him]",
"Oliver: Come on! We'd look like Siegfried and Roy!",
"[Scene: Audrey and Joey's Dorm. Audrey is putting on some makeup while Joey is sitting in a chair talking to her.]",
"Audrey: Oh! So, wait a minute. Let me just get this straight. He waited for you after class, and then he asked you to go with him?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Audrey: On tour?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Audrey: To sing, right?",
"Joey: No. To be his girlfriend.",
"Audrey: Oh! Charlie? Charlie Todd? The boy who'll break your heart and then start in on your sister?",
"Joey: Yes, the roguishly handsome bad-boy we've grown to know and love: Gone, vanished.",
"Audrey: Elvis has left the building.",
"Joey: Yes. Well, no, he hasn't. He's actually downstairs right now buying snacks from the vending machine.",
"Audrey: He's here? Now?",
"Joey: He wants to spend as much time together as possible before he leaves.",
"Audrey: Oh, so, what's the problem?",
"Joey: Audrey, many levels have been skipped here-- many, many levels.",
"Audrey: Yeah, but it is kind of romantic, isn't it? I mean, this boy drives halfway across the country to sweep you off your feet, and now he wants you to join him on the open road for some great adventure?",
"Joey: It's not romantic, Audrey. It's frightening, and it's getting worse.",
"Audrey: How much worse?",
"Joey: Well, when he found out I wasn't really up for the mission of madness, he started to talk about staying. I believe the word \"us\" may have even been used.",
"Audrey: Oh, yikes! More levels. All right, but he's not going to, though, right? Stay, I mean.",
"Joey: Well, no, but",
"Audrey: So, chill out! I'm sure you're just overreacting a little. Besides, it sounds like the worst thing that could happen is that you hurt his feelings a little bit. Wow! Bonus! Who knew that Charlie Todd had any feelings? Oh, my god. I've got to go. I'm supposed to meet Pacey outside. We have to go meet the new manager of civilization.",
"Joey: New manager?",
"Audrey: Yeah. I'll write you a memo.",
"[Audrey goes and opens the door to find Charlie outside it]",
"Charlie: Hello, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Bye, Charlie.",
"[Charlie comes in carrying snack foods.]",
"[Scene: The Civilization. All the employees are arriving for the big meeting. Audrey and Pacey come in and get in a spot close to the bar with the rest of the employees.]",
"Audrey: I hope this thing is over quickly. Oh, and let me tell you something. If there's flair involved, I just want you to know I'm quitting. Did you get a hold of Danny yet?",
"Pacey: No, I didn't, and the message on his home answering machine said something about New York for the weekend, so I don't know how long it's gonna be.",
"Audrey: Oh, god.",
"[Alex (played by Sherilyn Fenn) comes walking in and goes and stands in front of the bar to address everyone.]",
"Alex: Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get your attention, please. If everyone's here, I guess we'll get started. I'm Alex Pearl, and as I'm sure you've all heard, civilization was sold last week. Now, the old owners and the old chef have already moved on to new prospects, but they've built something here so successful that the new owners are looking to expand it into a series of restaurants.",
"Pacey: You mean a chain.",
"Alex: More like multiple locations with similar atmosphere and menu. Do you have a problem with that?",
"Pacey: No, no. [Laughs] I just have a little problem with people being forced out of things that they built with their own 2 hands.",
"Alex: Well, I can assure you that nobody walked away from this deal poverty-stricken. After all, that is why people get into the restaurant business.",
"Pacey: Why? To make money?",
"Alex: That's why we're all here, isn't it? Now, as manager of this location, I'll be instituting a lot of changes, not only in policy, but also in staff. Invariably, some of you will be let go.",
"Pacey: Some of us?",
"Alex: Yeah, I'm sorry, but have you been elected to speak for the entire staff?",
"Pacey: Oh, no. I apologize. I didn't realize that we had to be allowed to speak.",
"Alex: You will be, individually. Over the course of the evening, I'll be speaking with each of you about your employment prospects. Now, in the meantime, I hope that you'll take any free time that you have to familiarize yourself with our employee handbook.",
"[Audrey turns to Pacey]",
"Audrey: That sound you just heard? That was all the fun leaving the building, Pacey.",
"Alex: As for those of you who will be let go, I apologize. It's nothing personal. It's just that some personalities don't mesh. That's all for now. Thank you.",
"[Employees talking quietly]",
"Audrey: Ok, it's official. She's the devil.",
"Pacey: Relax, will you? We don't know how bad this is yet.",
"Audrey: Well, you better hope it doesn't get too bad, Mr. I've-been-elected- to-speak-for-the-staff, because you didn't make the most stellar first impression.",
"Pacey: Why don't we just get through the dinner rush, and we can compare notes later, ok?",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Alex comes walking up to them.]",
"Alex: Pacey? Pacey Witter?",
"Pacey: Yeah?",
"Alex: I'm Alex Pearl.",
"Pacey: It's nice to meet you.",
"Alex: Nice to meet you. I apologize if I seemed harsh back there. I would hate to seem as if I don't welcome employee feedback. As a matter of fact, you're first on my list, if you could follow me to my office.",
"Pacey: Sure.",
"Alex: Great. Come on.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Alex's Office. Alex and Pacey come walking into the office, and Alex goes and sits behind the desk, while Pacey takes a seat.]",
"Alex: Smile, Pacey. It's not the end of the world.",
"Pacey: Well, that's easy for you to say. You're not about to lose your job.",
"Alex: You don't like authority much, do ya?",
"Pacey: Not really, no.",
"Alex: But you liked Danny Brecher?",
"Pacey: Well, the man taught me everything I know.",
"Alex: Including your attitude?",
"Pacey: Most especially my attitude.",
"Alex: So I've heard.",
"Pacey: Which is why you're firing me now?",
"Alex: Is that what you want?",
"Pacey: No. Believe it or not, I need this job, and I want to stay.",
"Alex: Good. Because it was my plan to promote you. I need someone with leadership abilities in the kitchen, at least until I hire someone permanent, of course.",
"Pacey: Are you being serious?",
"Alex: Do I look serious?",
"Pacey: Yes, you do. Honestly, don't you think that I'm a little inexperienced for that kind of responsibility?",
"Alex: Oh, all you have to do is maintain the status quo, Pacey. Look, if you can't handle it, there are several other people that I could ask.",
"Pacey: No, no. I can handle it.",
"Alex: Overconfident. I like that. Don't you think you better get to work?",
"Pacey: Yes, absolutely. And thank you.",
"Alex: And you're welcome.",
"[They shake hands]",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Charlie is sitting on the floor flipping through a magazine, while Joey is lying on her bed studying.]",
"Charlie: You are coming to the show tonight, right?",
"Joey: Of course. I wouldn't miss your farewell to Boston.",
"Charlie: [Sighs] Listen. Will you stop studying for a second?",
"Joey: Ok.",
"Charlie: I've been thinking a lot about what happened this morning, right? And you know the part where I came and talked to you about the tour? You know, it didn't go exactly the way I planned.",
"Joey: Yeah. It was a little awkward.",
"Charlie: Yeah, and... and I was thinking that... you know, maybe I shouldn't go.",
"Joey: You mean, not go on the tour?",
"Charlie: I mean, you're right. You know, school is important, you know? Maybe it's not important to me, but, you know, in theory, school's important, you know, but it can wait. I mean, I already got one opportunity, and others are bound to happen. And until then...",
"[He kisses her]",
"Charlie: Look, we're gonna have a good time together. I mean, hell, we can start our own band, right? You and me.",
"Joey: Charlie, I can't",
"[He kisses her before she can finish]",
"Joey: I don't think this is a good idea anymore.",
"Charlie: Look, I know you have your doubts about me, Joey Potter. Hey, and you should! Hell, some days I have my own doubts about me, but...it's not too late for me to prove that I can be a person of substance.",
"Joey: It's not about you proving to be an",
"[He kisses her again before she can finish]",
"Charlie: We are going to be great together, Joey. You and me. I know this is the right decision. We'll talk more later.",
"[Scene: The Agent's Office. Dawson and Oliver as sitting on the couch in the reception area, waiting to meet with the Agent.]",
"Dawson: All right, this is our last chance to go over any strategy before we get in there.",
"Oliver: This guy's gonna keep us waiting at least another half an hour. It's a power thing. He's playing games with us.",
"Dawson: Or he's actually busy.",
"[The receptionist looks over at them and smiles before going back to her computer.]",
"Oliver: Whoa.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Oliver: Did you see that?",
"Dawson: What?",
"Oliver: The receptionist. I think she just checked me out.",
"Dawson: She's not even looking over here.",
"Oliver: Oh, but she was. Think I should ask her out?",
"Dawson: No.",
"Oliver: Yeah, it's the whole long-distance thing. She lives in New York, I live in Boston.",
"Dawson: Right. Exactly. That's it.",
"Oliver: But, you know, if she's willing to go for it, it might work out. Ok, maybe on my way out. She looks busy now.",
"[He goes back to his magazine]",
"Oliver: Yes. Pulp Fiction II.",
"[Scene: The Civilization kitchen. Pacey is preparing some foods, when Audrey comes into the kitchen, with an unhappy look on her face.]",
"Pacey: How'd it go? Not so bad, huh?",
"Audrey: Worse.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on. The woman is not the devil. She's just putting up a tough front to intimidate us, trying to make us respect her. I bet 10-1 it will not last.",
"Audrey: Ok, well, you can let me know how it all turns out, ok?",
"Pacey: I guarantee, you'll wanna see it for yourself.",
"Audrey: No, actually, I won't because I'm no longer an employee of civilization.",
"Pacey: You quit?",
"Audrey: No. Wench fired me.",
"Pacey: She did what?",
"Audrey: Are you gonna make me say it again?",
"Pacey: No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is not a big deal, ok? In fact, it's an easy fix, so why don't you go home, take the night off and relax, and I will talk to her.",
"Audrey: What good is that gonna do?",
"Pacey: Well, it can't hurt, right? I'm willing to go out on a limb and be optimistic here and tell you that I can guarantee you will have your job back by tomorrow afternoon.",
"Audrey: You promise?",
"Pacey: I promise.",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"[Scene: Inside the Agent's Office. Dawson and Oliver are sitting down, as Andrew finishes up on a phone call.]",
"Andrew: Yeah, so screw 'em if they can't take a joke. Sorry about that. Sorry about keeping you guys waiting all day. Andrew Waller.",
"Dawson: Dawson leery. Don't worry about it. We're thrilled to be here.",
"Oliver: Thirst for vengeance? You weren't responsible for that were you?",
"Andrew: We packaged it, yes.",
"Dawson: We were just talking about that movie on the way down, actually. That was an interesting choice to have him direct that movie.",
"Oliver: Yeah, but that script, bazooka comics have more depth than that.",
"Andrew: Must be the writer.",
"Dawson: Yeah...we both are, actually, which is what kind of what makes us such a good team, 'cause Oliver, in addition to knowing what he likes, also has the ability to think big, in almost operatic terms.",
"Andrew: And you reign him in?",
"Dawson: Right. Yeah. As a director, I've learned that sometimes you just have to think in terms of what's logistically possible. Otherwise, you won't get anything on film.",
"Andrew: And you did something far beyond the usual student film, and believe me, I've seen a lot of them.",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"Andrew: So, what I wanted to discuss with you",
"Oliver: Um, can I interrupt for a moment?",
"Andrew: Sure.",
"Oliver: Because we don't have a lot of time. Actually, we have a couple more meetings today. Mostly production companies, more on the edgier, indie side. Not that we're opposed to, you know, compromising our artistic integrity to earn a couple bucks. The point is, what is it that Hollywood is always looking for, but never seems to find enough of?",
"Andrew: Is this a riddle or something?",
"Dawson: Oliver",
"Oliver: Don't worry. I got this. Young talent! Heh heh. And that, my friend, is what me and my partner are-- we are young, and we're talented.",
"Andrew: I would agree on both counts, which is why I asked you to come meet with me.",
"Oliver: So let's cut to the chase, shall we?",
"Dawson: Or we could just listen to what the man has to say.",
"Oliver: Where does that term come from, anyway? \"Cut to the chase.\" It's a Hollywood term. No one wanted to just sit through boring hours of narrative. They wanted to get right to the exciting chase sequence. Isn't that right?",
"Andrew: I believe it is, yeah.",
"Oliver: Thus...cut to the chase.",
"Dawson: Ok, that ends another fascinating edition of \"anatomy of a phrase.\"",
"Andrew: Is he...ok?",
"Oliver: Depends on what you mean by that term.",
"Andrew: I'm just sort of wondering if he's on some kind of drugs.",
"Oliver: Ha!",
"Dawson: No. He's just eccentric.",
"Oliver: Mr. Waller, we don't mean to waste your time.",
"Andrew: Well, in that case, Oliver. Dawson. Nice to meet you both. Thanks for stopping by. We'll be in touch.",
"[He escorts them out.]",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's Dorm room. Audrey is lying down on her back, on her bed, watching as Joey is pacing around the room.]",
"Joey: I told you this was going to happen, Audrey. You said I was overreacting, but I wasn't, was I? You are still coming with me tonight, right? Make it seem less like a date?",
"Audrey: Yeah, sure. Now that I'm fired, what else have I got to do?",
"Joey: It's official. I'm a horrible person.",
"Audrey: You are so not a horrible person.",
"Joey: I am. I'm the worst kind of person because I suck these boys into my web, and then I make them give up their dreams until they're left sad and dreamless and living in Boston.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well, what about you? What about your dreams?",
"Joey: I have my dream. This is it.",
"Audrey: Well, you need to dream bigger.",
"Joey: Audrey...",
"Audrey: Right. Ok. First of all, you need to stop it with the circles 'cause you're making me nauseous. And secondly, if you felt this strongly about it, why didn't you just tell Charlie to go on the tour?",
"Joey: I tried. But he dropped this bombshell and then left.",
"Audrey: I suppose there was kissing involved.",
"Joey: I suppose.",
"Audrey: Ok. Well, I get it.",
"Joey: Get what?",
"Audrey: The problem. Face it, it'd be hard for any girl to look into those rock-hard abs and say, \"Charlie, I'm sorry. \"Think you could just get the hell out of town and never call me for the rest of my life?\"",
"Joey: Audrey, that's not it. I don't want to hurt his feelings. I mean, how do you tell someone who's obviously into you that you're not...",
"Audrey: Into them?",
"Joey: I'm not ready to be anyone's girlfriend, and I certainly don't want anyone to change their life for me.",
"Audrey: You're sure that's what he's doing?",
"Joey: He says he wants to prove to me that he can be a person of substance.",
"Audrey: Oh. This is much worse than I'd imagined.",
"[Audrey falls back on her bed, and Joey looks at her, then just stares off into the distance thinking]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The civilization. Alex is walking around talking to one of the waiters, and heading towards the kitchen]",
"Alex: Apologize for the mistake and offer a dessert with our compliments. [She goes into the kitchen] Ok, what's going on in here? We've got 3 tables waiting for their food.",
"[Pacey directs her out of the way of some of the waiters trying to get in and out of the kitchen]",
"Pacey: This is really not a great place for you to be standing. It's kind of a high-traffic area, so if there's something I can help you with...",
"Alex: I need to know how many lobsters we serve tonight. I think we're ordering too many from the vendor.",
"Pacey: We are, but Danny has a deal with the guy, so it's",
"Alex: Ah, ah. Changes, Pacey. Remember what I said about changes.",
"Pacey: Actually, it's funny that you should mention that because there is something that I wanna discuss with you. It's regarding one of the waitresses you fired today.",
"Alex: Yes, well, I fired a lot of waitresses today. You're gonna have to refresh my memory.",
"Pacey: She's young and blonde and",
"Alex: Ooh, my favorite combination.",
"Pacey: Look, she's actually a wonderful waitress, and if you gave her a chance, I'm sure that she would",
"Alex: Do you have some kind of special interest in her?",
"Pacey: Well, yeah. She is my girlfriend.",
"[One of the cooks knocks Alex into Pacey's Arms]",
"Alex: Oh, whoa.",
"[They uncomfortably pull apart from one another.]",
"Alex: Um, this is not the time to talk about this. Food, customers.",
"Pacey: Of course not. Right. Work. I understand.",
"Alex: But if you wanna come and see me later, that'd be fine.",
"Pacey: Sure.",
"[Scene: The Parking Garage. Dawson and Oliver are walking back to the jeep after leaving the meeting.]",
"Dawson: Oliver, do me a favor. Just tell me that you have no idea what you did in there, because I'm gonna look a whole lot more charitably on this whole fiasco if you just plead ignorance.",
"Oliver: Ok, so I got a little carried away.",
"Dawson: A little? Oliver, you're always doing this. You're always pretending that we're something we're not. What the hell's wrong with being what we are? We're amateurs.",
"Oliver: I was just trying to keep the conversation going. I didn't want there to be any sad, terrifying silences.",
"Dawson: Like the one that happened after you called the guy's movie a piece of crap?",
"Oliver: Ok, I could've been more diplomatic about that. Next time, I promise the full Hollywood brown-nose treatment.",
"Dawson: What next time? Oliver, that guy's never gonna meet with us again.",
"Oliver: Ok, Dawson, a little perspective, please? Andrew Waller is just the tip of the iceberg. There is a whole world of agencies out there just waiting to be introduced to the blinding brilliance of Chirchick and Leery.",
"Dawson: None of whom returned our letters or our phone calls.",
"Oliver: Yeah, but our film kicks serious ass, and the next one's gonna be even better. We are a great team, man. We're like the Cohen brothers or the Hughes brothers or the Wachowskis.",
"Dawson: Except we're not brothers.",
"Oliver: Yeah, I mean, no, of course not. I've never had a brother.",
"Dawson: We made one film together, Oliver. One film. And after today, I'm starting to think this whole partnership is just a bad idea.",
"Oliver: What? You wanna end the partnership?",
"Dawson: No. I just... look, I didn't walk into this meeting expecting it to be some miracle that would change my life forever, ok? But I wanted it to go better than that.",
"Oliver: Yeah, so did I, but it didn't. You know, I figure let's just go back to making movies, and then, when we get another chance",
"Dawson: Another ch--Oliver, this was our chance! That was our chance, and we blew it!",
"Oliver: Ok! Excuse me for trying to be a little optimistic about our future, you know. Wait a minute. What was that you said about us not having a future?",
"Oliver: I'm trying to be realistic here, and you're just being naive.",
"Dawson: Naive? I'm naive? Mr. \"Let's drive all the way down to Florida to fulfill my romantic destiny\"?",
"Oliver: This is different.",
"Dawson: Yeah, you bet it is. I'm gonna take the train back.",
"[Oliver grabs his bags and goes walking off, as Dawson can do nothing but shake his head in disbelief.]",
"[Scene: The Bar where Charlie's band is playing. Charlie is on stage with the band performing, while Audrey and Joey are watching. They go over and sit down at a table to continue watching the show.]",
"[Rock music plays]",
"Joey: This is so depressing. I can't even have a fling properly. We're so young. This was supposed to be fun. It was supposed to be carefree.",
"Audrey: And it will be as soon as you tell him how you feel. Dump him. Break his little heart. It's the only way to get that boy on the tour bus.",
"Joey: Well, how do I go about breaking one's heart?",
"Audrey: Oh, puh-lease. Like you've never done it before.",
"Joey: Not intentionally.",
"[Pacey comes up to join them.]",
"Pacey: Hey!",
"Audrey: Oh, hey, you made it.",
"Pacey: Yeah, finally.",
"Audrey: So, am I employed again, or what?",
"Pacey: I figured the dinner rush wasn't the best time to pop the question, but I promise you, you will get your job back tomorrow. Because when I need to be, I can be very charming and persuasive.",
"Audrey: Aw, my self-aggrandizing hero.",
"Joey: So what's she like, your new boss?",
"Pacey: The question isn't, what's she like? It's, what's she look like?",
"Joey: Bit of a hottie?",
"Audrey: As far as older women are concerned.",
"Pacey: Not that old.",
"Joey: How old?",
"Audrey: She is older than us. She's, whatever. Younger than grams.",
"[The band finishes their last song]",
"Charlie: Thank you, everybody. Good night! Oww!",
"[Cut back to the table]",
"Pacey: Ok, so tell me again what exactly we're doing here.",
"Audrey: We're lending moral support.",
"Joey: Charlie's band's going on tour.",
"Pacey: And so yet another sordid chapter in the love life of miss Joey Potter comes to an end.",
"Audrey: No. She said Charlie's band is going on tour, not Charlie. Charlie, it seems, has decided to stay.",
"Joey: For many reasons.",
"Audrey: But mainly for Joey. It seems the boy is quite smitten.",
"Pacey: Really? Not that I can say as I blame him.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Audrey: Oh, my god. Hey! That's it.",
"Joey: What's it? [Joey looks at her confused]",
"Audrey: Nothing. I got it. Just let me handle this, ok?",
"Pacey: Handle what?",
"[Charlie comes up and takes a seat at the table.]",
"Charlie: So congratulate me. The deed is done. Charlie Todd is no longer a member of aggressive mediocrity.",
"Audrey: And Audrey Liddell will no longer be made a fool of. And you call yourself my friend!",
"Joey: I am.",
"Audrey: Well, then, maybe you would like to explain to me why you have been sleeping with my boyfriend for the past 3 months!",
"Pacey: What?!",
"Joey: What?!",
"Audrey: Hey! Silence! Nobody cares what you have to say! This is between me and bambi eyes over here! Although I'm sure that Charlie probably has an opinion on the subject! Not that you care what he thinks.",
"Joey: I care!",
"Charlie: Ok, look, please could somebody tell me what's going on here?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Me, too.",
"Audrey: Yeah, tell them, home wrecker! Tell them how you still have certain feelings for Pacey! And now that you see the 2 of us together, you realize what a fantastic male specimen he is!",
"Joey: I wouldn't go that far, but...",
"Audrey: Yes! Yes, you would! In fact, if you had to, you would fight me for him!",
"Joey: I would? [Audrey gets up and hits her in the shoulder] Ow!",
"Audrey: Slut!",
"[They get into a fake cat fight]",
"Joey: Hussy!",
"Audrey: Ow! That really hurt!",
"Joey: No duh!",
"[Joey gets up and hits her back]",
"Audrey: Ow!",
"Joey: Ow!",
"Pacey: Come on, ladies. There's plenty of me",
"[Pacey gets up to stop them, and gets between them, but only manages to get them to hit him instead.]",
"Pacey: Ow! Ow! Ok! Chuck, could I get a hand here?",
"[Charlie grabs Joey from the fight, and Pacey grabs Audrey]",
"Charlie: Hey, hey, hey! Ok, I think that one right there needs medication.",
"Pacey: I think you'd find that they're both a little crazy.",
"Charlie: I have to say, I really don't get you guys. What is this, some sort of elaborate private joke?",
"Pacey: Oh, yes. It's elaborate, and it's private. It's just the joke part that I'm not too sure about. So, Lucy, Ethel... would you care to tell the young man what is going on here?! 'Cause I would, but I don't know where to start.",
"Joey: Just go. I'm fine.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Pacey and Audrey leave them alone]",
"Charlie: Wow. So do you mind telling me what this is all about?",
"Joey: No, uh... I'm just not quite sure how.",
"Charlie: You and Pacey aren't really getting back together, are you?",
"Joey: No, we're not.",
"Charlie: So the purpose of this little piece of performance art was?",
"Joey: It was... to convince you... not to stay.",
"Charlie: Not to stay? Ok, so that would involve me leaving.",
"Joey: You have to go on this tour. If you don't, you'll regret it, and, Charlie, if you're staying because of me... don't.",
"Charlie: Wow. That's a hell of a lot to go through just to break up with a guy.",
"Joey: Would you have responded to anything less?",
"Charlie: Yeah. Probably not.",
"Joey: Can I ask you a question? If I weren't in the picture, would you have considered, even for a second, the possibility of not going on this tour?",
"Charlie: No.",
"Joey: Are you starting to see my point?",
"Charlie: You know, this doesn't... this doesn't feel too good, does it?",
"Joey: No, but... neither does missing the greatest opportunity of your life just because some girl asked you to.",
"Charlie: Yeah, but you didn't ask me to, did you? [He sees her lack of reaction] Yeah.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside the Agent's Office. Dawson is sitting at the bottom of the stairs waiting when Andrew comes walking down the stairs and sees him.]",
"Andrew: Geez, man. What the hell are you doing here? You know what time it is?",
"Dawson: I stopped checking my watch hours ago.",
"Andrew: You're crazier than the other one, aren't you?",
"Dawson: Maybe even crazier, because I've got something to say, and I'm not gonna leave until I say it.",
"Andrew: I'm listening.",
"Dawson: Give us another chance.",
"Andrew: Is that it? That's what you wanted to say? You waited 5 hours to ask for another chance?",
"Dawson: Look, I know we might not seem like we're the greatest risk right now, but that's what you do, right? You take chances on people. You bet on which ones are gonna be a success. Well, I'm telling you, bet on us. I want this like I've never wanted anything. It's been the hardest year of my life, and I've screwed a lot of things up, but I'm not gonna screw this up.",
"Andrew: What are you? You're like 19, 20?",
"Dawson: 19.",
"Andrew: And life really feels this desperate?",
"Dawson: Life is desperate. Life is chances that you never get back, which is why I've been waiting here for so long. It's why I'm not gonna leave until you at least agree to take a look at our next project.",
"Andrew: You're not faking it, are you? The desperation, the anguish, the youthful torment?",
"Dawson: God, I wish I was.",
"Andrew: Well, don't. It's good stuff, all that teenage crap. It's one thing you can't fake as you get older. Very marketable, too.",
"Dawson: So you're saying...",
"Andrew: I'm saying send me your next project. And in the meantime, I can make a few phone calls, put some feelers out, see who I can get to look at the film. I can't promise you anything, but...",
"Dawson: Understood.",
"Andrew: Then I guess we have a deal.",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's Dorm room. Joey and Audrey are sleeping when they are awakened by music coming from the window.]",
"Audrey: Um, what is that?",
"Joey: I'm checking.",
"Audrey: It sounds like a cat dying.",
"Joey: I think it is music.",
"[They both get up and walk to the window to see that Charlie is outside playing his guitar, and singing.]",
"Audrey: Could he be any cuter?",
"Joey: No, but he could be more in tune.",
"Audrey: Come on. This is so romantic. It's like that movie. It's like you make him want to be a better man.",
"Joey: Wouldn't it be better for society if I made him want to be a better guitar player?",
"Audrey: Ok, it is official. You are the queen of negativity. There'll be a crowning ceremony later in the day. Go. Go out there.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Joey: You're gonna wake the whole campus, you know?",
"Charlie: Well, you know, I'm just trying to make a little money, expenses for the tour.",
"Joey: So you're just busking for some change?",
"Charlie: Yeah.",
"Joey: Interesting choice of locations.",
"Charlie: You know, I thought you might find it odd.",
"Joey: So then you're definitely going.",
"Charlie: On the tour? Yep.",
"Joey: I'm glad.",
"Charlie: I figured you would be. You know, I may never be as smart as you, but I will be a person of substance, and on that day, I just may have to come looking for you.",
"Joey: I'd like that.",
"Charlie: You wouldn't slam the door in my face?",
"Joey: No. Because this has never been about you being insubstantial. It's been about you making a major decision about your life based on...",
"Charlie: On you.",
"Joey: I was going to say a whirlwind romance.",
"Charlie: Yeah, but sometimes those are the best kind. Infatuation, mystery, the thrill of the chase. These are very powerful things.",
"Joey: But they're not real, and they don't last, and you can't build your life on them.",
"[He kisses her]",
"Charlie: Well, I had a good time.",
"Joey: Me, too.",
"Charlie: So I guess this is it. I guess I'll just go, disappear into the sunset.",
"Joey: Sunrise.",
"[Laughing] Whatever.",
"Joey: You take care of yourself, Charlie.",
"Charlie: I will.",
"[He turns and leaves as Joey watches him disappear into the distance]",
"Charlie: Ohh.",
"[Scene: The Civilization. Pacey is finishing cleaning up, and then goes over to Alex's Office door and knocks on it.]",
"Alex: Yeah?",
"Pacey: Alex, hey. I'm sorry to disturb you.",
"Alex: Pacey, I thought everyone had gone home.",
"Pacey: Well, everybody else did, but I was kind of hoping that you and I could finish that conversation we started earlier.",
"Alex: Oh, remind me. What was that about again?",
"Pacey: The girl that you fired-- Audrey?",
"Alex: Oh, yes. I think I remember her now. Last hired, first fired.",
"Pacey: So I guess that means the new regime governs by adage?",
"Alex: Technique I picked up in business school. Hey, will you help me hang this up?",
"[She hands him a framed degree.]",
"Pacey: Of course.",
"Alex: Actually, you know what? I shouldn't do that. Bad luck to put something on the walls before you know if you're gonna be sticking around. In this economy, everything is temporary.",
"Pacey: Which is precisely why I would really appreciate it if you could just give Audrey one more chance.",
"Alex: Audrey, your girlfriend.",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Alex: How old are you, Pacey?",
"Pacey: 19.",
"Alex: You seem older.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm not.",
"Alex: Isn't that a little young to be settling down?",
"Pacey: I don't know exactly how settled we are.",
"Alex: But you are together?",
"Pacey: Yeah, definitely.",
"Alex: That's all I mean by settling. A shame, really. There are no adorable single men left in this town.",
"Pacey: Guess not, but, look, about Audrey.",
"Alex: Yeah. I think we might be able to work something out.",
"Pacey: Great.",
"Alex: I mean, we both want the same thing, don't we?",
"[She kisses him]",
"Pacey: Um... no. I don't think that we do. I'm sorry, but we must have gotten our wires crossed there somewhere.",
"Alex: Did we? It didn't feel that way to me.",
"Pacey: Yes, we most definitely did. Look, it's late. I think I should be going.",
"Alex: Are you sure about that?",
"Pacey: I think that I should leave, Alex.",
"Alex: Your decision.",
"[He turns and leaves]",
"[Scene: Outside Grams' House. It is night, and Dawson is coming out of the house alone, and he closes the door and begins to walk down the sidewalk when Joey comes walking up from behind him.]",
"Joey: Hey, not so fast, stranger.",
"Dawson: Hey, I was just heading out to get some food.",
"Joey: No food chez grams? Must be a sign of the apocalypse.",
"Dawson: She's a little preoccupied.",
"Joey: Oh, right--Mr. Smalls. Guess love does funny things to people.",
"Dawson: Yes, it does. So what brings you around?",
"Joey: Duh. I came by to see how your meeting went.",
"Dawson: Right.",
"Joey: Did it go as well as you hoped it would?",
"Dawson: Let's just say it started out badly, but it ended well.",
"Joey: How well?",
"Dawson: I think I may have an agent.",
"Joey: Nice. Better than nice. Congratulations. It's a dream come true.",
"[She hugs him]",
"Dawson: Almost.",
"Joey: That food you were going to get wouldn't happen to be something in the pizza family, would it?",
"Dawson: Vaguely.",
"Joey: Wouldn't happen to want some company?",
"[They start walking away from the house]",
"Dawson: I would love some. So what happened the last couple of days? I miss anything?",
"Joey: Um...the usual. You know, broke a few hearts, started a few barroom brawls.",
"Dawson: The usual...",
"Joey: Yeah, something like that.",
"[the walk off into the distance, then fade to black]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x20 | Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) | destinyros2005 |
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"Pacey's new boss proposes more professionalism in the workplace and promises to leave behind her attraction towards him, even offering Audrey her job back. Audrey suspects something is going on between them and refuses to return. Later, Alex drops by at Pacey's and Audrey walks in on them talking about their kiss. She storms out in anger, leaving the future of their relationship unknown while Pacey struggles with the growing attraction he feels for Alex. Dawson runs into Amy Lloyd, the movie critic, and they end up in bed together. Afterward, they talk about movies and she gives him a copy of the Woody Allen film, What's Up, Tiger Lily?. Joey and Jack focus on studies, and while she has problems concentrating, he has to catch up an entire semester and even goes back to the fraternity house asking for help. Luckily, Eric (the same guy who caused Jack his expulsion) shows up with the needed notes."
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"[Scene: Brecher's Apartment. Pacey is staying here. Jack is sitting at the table studying while Pacey is walking around from one room to another.]",
"Pacey: You're still studying?",
"Jack: You sound surprised. Well, it's just... it's just that you half expected to see me lying on the ground with a beer bong dangling out of my throat, right?",
"Pacey: Well, forgive the momentary lack of faith, but you were recently seen attempting flight.",
"Jack: Yeah, well, there's nothin' like gettin' pulled out of a swimming pool face down to make a guy seriously consider changing his ways.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Your recent exploits at spring break do qualify you for official rock bottom.",
"Jack: Yeah. Well, now all I have to do is learn an entire semester of advanced multivariable calculus in the next 18 hours so that I can pass this exam, stay in school, and have back that elusive entity we call \"a life.\"",
"Pacey: Well, I'm gonna be at work all night, so you're more than welcome to stay here and study as long as you like.",
"Jack: Nah. Thanks, but I think it's ok to get back to Grams'. She and Mr. Smalls have to be done practicing choir by now.",
"Pacey: You don't really believe that they asked you to leave so that they could rehearse Jesus loves me in private, do you?",
"Jack: Please, just don't try and take that--that myth away from me, all right? There are some things that, uh, we just don't need to know about. See ya.",
"[Jack goes to leave. Opens the door]",
"Pacey: Does being propositioned by your boss count as one of those things?",
"Jack: Your boss? Boss that fired Audrey?",
"Pacey: Boss that kissed me directly after I asked her to give Audrey her job back boss.",
"Jack: Well, that's sexual harassment.",
"Pacey: And strangely, I think that Audrey would concentrate more on the sexual and less on the harassment.",
"Jack: I say you shouldn't tell her.",
"Pacey: But for the fact that honesty is really the cornerstone of a healthy relationship and she kissed her ex-boyfriend at spring break and told me.",
"Jack: Well, all right, but you weren't foolin' around with an old flame here, ok? You got kissed against your will.",
"Pacey: This is true.",
"Jack: Any chance this woman's gonna develop a conscience and open up to Audrey?",
"Pacey: None.",
"Jack: Is it gonna happen again?",
"Pacey: Not on my watch.",
"Jack: I don't see any reason to tell Audrey.",
"Pacey: Except I'd feel much less guilty.",
"Jack: Why? You didn't do anything. She's hot. Right? Come on, pace. Fess up. She's a total hottie, right?",
"Pacey: I really don't see how that's relevant, ok? I'm a victim here. A victim of unwanted sexual advances.",
"Jack: Pace.",
"Pacey: Ok, perhaps not entirely unwanted.",
"Jack: So how hot is she?",
"[Alex walks up behind him through the open door.]",
"Pacey: Why don't you ask her?",
"Alex: Hi. I'm Alex.",
"Jack: Hi. I'm, uh, I'm Jake--uh, Jack. You, my friend, are in trouble.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Brecher's Apartment. Jack has just left, and Alex looks strangely as he leaves, then turns to Pacey who is sitting at the table.]",
"[Laughs]",
"Pacey: I'm really flattered, Alex, but didn't anybody ever tell you that no means no?",
"Alex: Look, Pacey, I didn't come here to... jump your bones.",
"Pacey: You didn't?",
"Alex: No. I came here to apologize. I hope you accept this. [] I'm really sorry about coming onto you the other night. It was a terrible thing to do.",
"Pacey: Well, somehow, I've managed to survive.",
"Alex: Yeah, I just got out of a doomed relationship before I moved here, and I really haven't made a lot of friends yet, and I was just feeling kind of lonely. Obviously, I completely misjudged that situation. So I feel like a fool.",
"Pacey: Well, it's nothing worth beating yourself up over.",
"Alex: No, it's just so embarrassing. I mean, this is exactly why I'm still single.",
"Pacey: Why, 'cause you kiss the help?",
"Alex: No. Because I take getting what I want for granted. Look, you have a girlfriend. I respect that. As a matter of fact, I'm hoping that she'll come back to work with us. Do you think that she might?",
"Pacey: Yeah, well, I can certainly talk to her.",
"Alex: Great. And listen, no matter how cute you are in your uniform, I promise from now on complete professionalism. Deal?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I think I can work under those conditions. Heh. Heh.",
"Alex: Wow. This is a really nice place you've got here. I mean, I must be seriously overpaying you.",
"Pacey: No, no. It's Brecher's old apartment. I'm just squatting here until they find a new tenant to pick up her lease.",
"Alex: Oh, I've been looking for a place. Hey, maybe I'll grab it and let you live here for a little while rent-free. We could work somethin' out.",
"Pacey: Work something out?",
"Alex: Oh, lighten up, Pacey. I'm talkin' about the apartment.",
"Pacey: Of course.",
"[Scene: The School Library. Joey is sitting in a chair studying, while Dawson sits in a chair next to her watching a movie on his laptop and listening to it through headphones. He is eating some chips that are crunching very loudly, and Joey kicks him to get his attention.]",
"Dawson: [Whispering] Oh, sorry.",
"Dawson: [Laughing]",
"Joey: You're laughing again.",
"Dawson: Oh, sorry. Sorry. It's so hard to believe that the same guy who gave us spinal tap gave us the story of us.",
"Joey: You know, this is so unfair. I have to spend my entire night preparing for finals tomorrow while you get to watch movies.",
"Dawson: I have finals. I'm under pressure. I've got 5 movies to get through.",
"Joey: Sounds a lot better than a macroeconomic textbook in medieval literature.",
"Dawson: One of the movies I have to see is playing in town. You wanna take a break?",
"Joey: Oh, I can't, Dawson. I have major catch-up to do tonight.",
"Dawson: See, that's what happens when you get yourself a life.",
"Joey: You know, I remember getting straight as, and then there was this singing incident in a bar, and now here I am, several chapters behind in my reading assignment.",
"Dawson: You're not having second thoughts about this new life, are you?",
"Joey: Yeah. I'm never going to take a class again where they make you read Beowulf.",
"Dawson: Right.",
"Joey: Dawson... while I'm grateful for your company and really glad that you wanted to hang out with me and study for finals, do you think you could do it quietly?",
"Dawson: Yeah, no problem.",
"[He puts his headphones back on]",
"Dawson: Ha ha ha! [Realizes that he is loud] I think I'm just gonna catch that movie now.",
"Joey: Good idea.",
"[Scene: Grams' house. Jack is studying at the table, when Grams comes over carrying a rather large cup of tea]",
"Grams: I'm pulling out the big guns tonight, Jack. Gingko biloba. Stimulates the memory, improves mental acuity.",
"Jack: I'm gonna need a lot more than herbal tea to learn this stuff.",
"Grams: Well, natural ginkgolides and faith-- a powerful combination.",
"Jack: Sorry, grams, but I am way beyond blind, can-do enthusiasm at this point. I'm now deep into fear and panic.",
"Grams: Now, you've managed to adequately prepare for all your other examinations. I'm quite certain you can do the same for this one.",
"Jack: I could fudge my way through the English lit essays. Intro to archeology is multiple-choice. But this stuff, I mean, multivariable calculus. You either know it or you don't, and I definitely don't know it.",
"Grams: Well, perhaps you should enlist some help from one of your classmates.",
"Jack: Heh. Perhaps I don't know any of my classmates because perhaps I haven't even been to class. Perhaps that's why I don't even have the notes I need to understand the textbooks.",
"Grams: Oh, dear boy. I know it seems all hope is lost, but remember",
"Jack: I love you, grams, but please don't launch into a speech about Daniel in the lion's den right now.",
"Grams: A little David and goliath?",
"Jack: Mm-mmm.",
"Grams: Need some new material, eh?",
"Jack: Yeah, you do. Mm. Can I have the ginky, please?",
"Grams: To hell with herbal tea. You need coffee, and a lot of it. Now hit those books. One way or another, we're gonna get you through this.",
"[Scene: The movie theater. Dawson is just getting out after watching his movie, when he hears a familiar voice behind him. He turns to see Amy Lloyd the film critic who he met during the showing of his and Oliver's movie.]",
"Amy: Of all the movie joints in all the towns in all the world...",
"Dawson: s*x, lies, and videotape is 14 years old. You're a little late for your review.",
"Amy: I'm not here for work.",
"Dawson: Pleasure?",
"Amy: No, a date.",
"Dawson: Not one and the same?",
"Amy: Not so much.",
"Dawson: Where is he?",
"Amy: Probably still in storytelling with the rest of the freaks. Let's get out of here before he comes out. You seen it?",
"[The begin walking away from the theater]",
"Amy: Storytelling?",
"Dawson: No interest. So, you just went and saw a different movie?",
"Amy: I left him in there, actually.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Amy: What kind of a man sucks a Jordan almond?",
"Dawson: Ha ha. You're telling me you walked out on a date because you didn't like the way the guy ate his candy?",
"Amy: You didn't hear the noise he was making. Oh, and when we parked, car cover.",
"Dawson: Have I ever told you you're a very critical person?",
"Amy: Thank you. We all have our gifts, and some of us have figured out how to scam a living out of 'em.",
"Dawson: I'm very well aware of how you make a living. Let's see, how was it? \"Despite a truly inspired ending \"which should garner him some attention, \"Mr. Leery's first effort \"is at times imitative, derivative, and full of unexplored potential.\"",
"Amy: That's not a slam. Hey, you didn't expect me to go easy on you just because we kissed, did you?",
"Dawson: I'm surprised you didn't critique the kiss.",
"Amy: Who says I didn't?",
"Dawson: [Chuckles]",
"Amy: I like your work, Dawson, more than you know. So, what about you? Tested the dating waters of insanity?",
"Dawson: No. No, I'm just here studying for finals, doing research for a paper on first-time directors.",
"Amy: Smart boy. Hey, you want to see one of my favorite films by a new director?",
"Dawson: Now?",
"Amy: Sure. It's too early to go to bed. We could go back to my place.",
"Dawson: How do you know I'm not a Jordan almond-sucker?",
"Amy: Oh, I know. Anyway, all I keep in my house are junior mints.",
"Dawson: In the freezer?",
"Amy: Where else?",
"[Scene: The Civilization kitchen. Pacey is working at preparing some food while Audrey is standing next to him talking]",
"Audrey: So she wants me to come back?",
"Pacey: I told you I'd get you your job back. Can I deliver or what?",
"Audrey: She just changed her mind?",
"Pacey: Alex came to me this afternoon and told me to tell you that you have your job back. So, you see? She's not the wench that you think she is.",
"Audrey: Oh, pfft, I know exactly who she is, and she knows exactly who I am. Believe me, women speak a shorthand with each other.",
"Pacey: Well, not to knock the estrogenic Morse code, but I think you might've misjudged her a little bit.",
"Audrey: Oh, have I? And what reason did she give for suddenly changing her mind?",
"Pacey: Look, does it really matter?",
"Audrey: Humor me.",
"Pacey: Because she was being nice.",
"Audrey: Why?",
"Pacey: Because she's a nice person.",
"Audrey: Bull.",
"Pacey: And because I asked her, ok?",
"Audrey: Oh, ok. So she was being nice to you.",
"Pacey: What do you care? You got your job back. So, if you could just go put on your uniform, then we can resume our usual inappropriate work banter, ok?",
"Audrey: I think she wants you.",
"Pacey: Come on.",
"Audrey: I have seen the way that she looks at you. This woman would only be nice if it served her.",
"Pacey: Alex told me that she realized what a wonderful waitress you are and she just didn't want the restaurant to lose you, ok?",
"Audrey: Has she hit on you?",
"Pacey: No.",
"Audrey: I am a terrible waitress, and everyone knows it.",
"Pacey: That's not true. You've been getting much better lately.",
"Audrey: Oh, please. I would've been out of here on day one if it wasn't for my boobs.",
"Pacey: Don't sell yourself short like that",
"[Audrey puts two fingers against the side of Pacey's throat]",
"Pacey: Whoa, whoa.",
"Audrey: Did she hit on you?",
"Pacey: No, and now you're being kind of ridiculous.",
"Audrey: Your pulse jumped.",
"Pacey: Because you're making me nervous.",
"Audrey: Your pulse is racing. You are afraid of something.",
"Pacey: You have your fingers to my jugular! I'm afraid of dying!",
"[Alex comes walking up behind them]",
"Alex: Look, I'm willing to bend the rules on inter-office relationships, but could you please try to keep it private?",
"Pacey: Yes, I think we can probably do that, right, honey?",
"Audrey: Sure.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm so glad to have you back, Audrey. Really, you're a vital part of our serving team.",
"Audrey: Thanks.",
"Pacey: [Snaps fingers] You see?",
"Audrey: Completely. Having me back is the last thing that woman wants.",
"Pacey: Then why would she say it?!",
"Audrey: 'Cause she knows that there is no way in hell that I ever would.",
"Pacey: Ohh. What is it that I'm missing here?",
"Audrey: Everything! God, I am quitting!",
"[Scene: Amy's Apartment. They are in the living room, and Dawson is sitting on the floor while Amy is going through a rather large pile of VHS tapes.]",
"Dawson: I like your place. It's very Bridget-Jones- meets-film-geek.",
"Amy: Some girls collect shoes. I pretty much keep Amazon in business. Been that way since I was a kid. Oh, now here is a truly great film.",
"Dawson: Traffic? Yeah, yeah.",
"Amy: Hey, Soderbergh finally found his voice.",
"Dawson: You prefer a long, self-important Hollywood movie over a unique independent first film?",
"Amy: s*x, lies, and videotape is basically just a throwback to all those wonderful old classics where all people do is talk, and whenever anything takes place that you really want to see, he has the camera cut away. It takes a while for young filmmakers to figure out what they want to say.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] That's a pretty broad generalization.",
"Amy: Name a truly original movie by a first-time director.",
"Dawson: Reservoir Dogs, les Mistons, Strictly Ballroom, Diner, Maltese Falcon, Body Heat, Clerks, Ordinary People, Say Anything. What? What are you looking at?",
"Amy: You.",
"Dawson: I've been pretty engulfed in my studies lately.",
"Amy: Don't tell me. The thesis for your final paper: \"Soderbergh's first film shows us \"how subtly provocative the movies can be, that just talk can be an erogenous zone.\"",
"Dawson: You don't agree?",
"Amy: I suppose it depends who you're talking to.",
"[Amy leans in and begins kissing him]",
"Dawson: I thought we were gonna watch a movie.",
"Amy: You know what? Change of plan.",
"[They begin making out.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Amy's Living room. Dawson and Amy are lying on the floor wrapped in only a blanket.]",
"Dawson: Wow. That happened.",
"Amy: Yeah, it did.",
"Dawson: I just realized something.",
"Amy: Hmm?",
"Dawson: This whole business of people asking each other how it was afterwards comes from movies.",
"Amy: Sure, it's an expositional device needed because of the cutaway.",
"Dawson: There's no cutaway in real life.",
"Amy: No audience to spoon-feed something they weren't allowed to see.",
"Dawson: I like that.",
"Amy: Me, too.",
"[Dawson picks up one of the tapes near him.]",
"Dawson: The Marjorie game, directed by Amy Lloyd in completion of the BFA in filmmaking.",
"Amy: Give me that.",
"Dawson: Heh. You were a filmmaking major?",
"Amy: Yeah, amazing, isn't it?",
"Dawson: I totally had you pegged as a critical studies major.",
"Amy: Well, you learn something new every day. Now give me the tape.",
"Dawson: No, we're poppin' this in the VCR.",
"Amy: No, no.",
"Dawson: Come on. I showed you mine, and I should get to see yours.",
"Amy: No way. Dawson, I'm serious.",
"Dawson: I can see that.",
"Amy: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: The school library. Joey is trying to study, when Audrey comes in and plops down into the chair Dawson was sitting in earlier in the day.]",
"Audrey: Boys suck.",
"Joey: So does taking classes over in summer school. But you are my roommate, and I am legally required to be here for you, so... do tell. In precisely what way doth a male suckage occur?",
"Audrey: What?",
"Joey: Beowulf overdose.",
"Audrey: I think he could be cheating on me.",
"Joey: Who?",
"Audrey: Carlos, the dorm security guard. Who do you think? Pacey.",
"Joey: [Laughs] Pacey doesn't cheat.",
"Audrey: Oh, yeah? Get this. So he asks Mrs. Robinson to give me my job back, and she agrees.",
"Joey: And from that you deduce that he's having an affair with her?",
"Audrey: She's the affair type. Those Donna Karan business suits don't fool me. She is a femme fatale with an MBA in how to take your man away.",
"Joey: Audrey, if she wants your boyfriend, why would she offer to keep you around?",
"Audrey: To keep him happy. To keep him off-guard. It's all part of her crafty little plan. Have you ever heard of the expression, \"keep your enemies close\"?",
"Joey: Have you ever heard the expression, \"you need to be medicated\"?",
"Audrey: He is covering something, Joey. I know he is, ok? I don't know exactly what, but I can tell from his behavior that he's keeping something from me.",
"Joey: Maybe it's a family thing, or maybe he's having a problem with someone he's supervising. Not everything is about you, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Well, most everything is.",
"Joey: Ok, um, well, maybe he's planning a surprise for you, or getting you a present.",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Well, I do have a birthday coming up. Ok. Maybe you're right. Maybe he's just planning a surprise or something.",
"Joey: There you go.",
"Audrey: Earrings would be nice. You know, like, hoops. Rhinestone. Turquoise. Match my ring.",
"Joey: Audrey, don't you have finals to study for?",
"Audrey: Oh, yeah, those are coming up soon, right?",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: You know I just do that to annoy you. You're so cute when you worry about me, bunny.",
"Joey: Books.",
"Audrey: I'm getting them.",
"[Scene: The Civilizations. Pacey is finishing cleaning up in the kitchen and comes out to see Alex alone sitting at the bar doing paperwork. It is the end of the day and no one else is in the restaurant]",
"Pacey: And now it's Witter time.",
"Alex: Good night.",
"Pacey: Right back at you. Are you gonna be here for a while?",
"Alex: Sorry?",
"Pacey: Well, it's gettin' kind of late, you know?",
"Alex: Oh. I have to get all this work finished and sent off to management by tomorrow. [Sighs] Thank god I'm a night owl.",
"Pacey: Well, aren't we all?",
"Alex: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: You know, if you want to be here, there's a ton of stuff I could do in the kitchen.",
"Alex: Oh, no, no. Go home. Go be with your Audrey.",
"Pacey: You sure you'll be all right?",
"Alex: I'm a big girl, Pacey.",
"Pacey: So I noticed.",
"Alex: Heh heh. I'm staying in a little place around the corner. When I'm finished, I'm just gonna walk there.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know this seems like a real hip, artsy neighborhood during the day, but it's not the same thing at night, so maybe you should go now.",
"Alex: Um, I can take care of myself. Us girls are stronger than you think.",
"Pacey: Which is exactly what my friend Joey said right before she met up with a 9-millimeter just down the street.",
"Alex: Well, I can't leave right now. I'd have to carry these books.",
"Pacey: But you can leave right now because I'll carry them for you.",
"Alex: Hmm. You really are a find, aren't you?",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah, that's what all the girls say right before they see my socks.",
"Alex: Heh. Ha ha. Maybe what you need is a girl who knows how to take care of you.",
"Pacey: And maybe you just need to let a guy walk you home.",
"Alex: [Sighs] Who am I to argue with a chivalrous gentleman at this hour?",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Scene: The frat house. There is a party going on when Jack comes in carrying a book bag on his shoulder. Get sees several of the members standing at the base of the stairs.]",
"[Alternative rock music playing]",
"Jack: Polar bear.",
"Polar Bear: Jack, what are you doing here?",
"Jack: I was kind of hoping you guys could help me out.",
"Polar Bear: You really shouldn't be here, man. Here's a margarita. You really gotta get going.",
"Jack: I don't need a drink right now, all right?",
"[Blossom comes down the stairs.]",
"Blossom: Jack McPhee turnin' down alcohol. You live long enough, I guess you see everything, huh?",
"Jack: Look, guys, I need to get into the notes and test files for a calculus class.",
"Blossom: Notes and tests? Notes and tests, um, I don't know what you're talkin' about, Jack.",
"Jack: Come on, blossom. I know sigma has a whole file on old class notes and exams from way back.",
"Blossom: What? I've never heard of anything like that. Has anyone here ever heard of anything like that? Must be just a rumor. Anyways, if something like that were to exist, obviously it would be completely off limits to, uh, non-brothers.",
"[Eric walks up from behind the group to hear what is going on]",
"Jack: Look, I know we've had our differences, all right? But I'm really trying to clean up my act here, so I'm asking you, as someone who used to hang out with you guys, can you do me a favor?",
"Blossom: Sorry, but there's just really nothing the brotherhood can do for you. Later, McPhee.",
"Jack: You know, if you want to be a jerk because it's in your nature, fine, but don't stand here and hide behind the bonds of brotherhood. There's a whole world out there full of people who actually do give a crap about other people as individuals, and sooner or later, you're gonna have to stop hiding out at this house and join that world, blossom.",
"Blossom: [Laughs] Get a load of earnest McPhee. You know, you just really need a drink.",
"Jack: What I need is help.",
"[Jack looks at each of them then turns and leaves]",
"[Scene: Amy's apartment. Dawson is wrapped in a blanket, and goes to the door to get the food that they ordered from the delivery guy]",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"[He brings the food over to the table in the living room, and they sit on the floor and eat]]",
"Amy: Look at you, all Harrison ford in working girl.",
"Dawson: I'd rather be him in raiders.",
"Amy: Cuter in the former.",
"Dawson: Cooler in the latter. This is yours. So... what is it about your movie that you don't want me to see?",
"Amy: It's just too personal.",
"Dawson: I'll admit that my experience in this area is limited, but, uh, haven't we already kinda crossed the personal barrier?",
"Amy: Ok, you want the truth-- the no-holds-barred, ugly truth?",
"Dawson: Please.",
"Amy: The movie stinks.",
"Dawson: That's it?",
"Amy: Yeah, not in a common way. I mean, this baby is an extraordinary masterwork of stinkage. I mean, it's amazing we can even tolerate being in the same room with the videotape of it.",
"Dawson: You don't think you're bein' a little hard on yourself?",
"Amy: Oh, no.",
"Dawson: 'Cause I've read your reviews. You can be rather relentless.",
"Amy: I wasn't alone in my particular opinion.",
"Dawson: So, what, you just never wanted to make another one?",
"Amy: Dawson, I love movies. I started faking sick in the third grade just so that I could stay home and watch them...",
"Dawson: I started in the fifth.",
"Amy: And now I'm a grownup who gets paid to watch them all day long.",
"Dawson: That sounds great, but you never answered my question. I mean, have you ever wanted to make another film?",
"Amy: The first one was such a disaster. Why would I want to do it again?",
"Dawson: A very attractive girl once told me that it takes a while for young filmmakers to figure out what they wanna say.",
"Amy: What am I gonna do? Quit my job and use my credit cards to finance a movie now?",
"Dawson: You wouldn't be the first.",
"Amy: I'm not sure I have the same raw talent that you have, Dawson.",
"Dawson: How would you know?",
"Amy: Filmmaking was something I loved, but I was given chance to do this job, and it turns out that I'm pretty damn great at it, and that makes me happy. So I left filmmaking behind, and I moved on with my life. Sometimes you just have to let things go like that.",
"Dawson: It sounds very smart and practical.",
"Amy: And a little sad.",
"Dawson: A little.",
"[Scene: Along the street outside. Pacey is walking Audrey home from the restaurant, carrying a rather large number of books.]",
"Alex: Are you sure those aren't too heavy?",
"Pacey: What, the encyclopedia of civilization collection? No, I'll be fine.",
"Alex: Did you know we have letters in there about the foie gras? Stop the suffering. I mean, what's wrong with people?",
"Pacey: I don't know. There's a lot of crazies in the world, I guess.",
"Alex: Well, I guess you never know what you're dealing with. This is me.",
"Pacey: So this is it, huh?",
"Alex: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: I heard they have theme rooms in this place.",
"Alex: It's true. I'm in the Santa Fe suite. Me and Theo.",
"Pacey: Theo?",
"Alex: [Laughs] He's the bull's head on the wall. I've named him Theo.",
"Pacey: You really need to get your own place.",
"Alex: You're telling me.",
"Pacey: You should seriously consider taking over my apartment.",
"Alex: Ok, I will.",
"Pacey: If you wanna come by and look at it again, just, you know, you can bring Theo for a second opinion if you need him.",
"Alex: [Laughs] You sure about that?",
"Pacey: Yeah, of course.",
"Alex: Thanks, Pacey. It's nice to have you as a friend.",
"Pacey: Ok, well. [He gives her a very big and long lasting hug] I guess I should be going, Alex.",
"Alex: Yeah, I guess so.",
"[he hands her the books]",
"Pacey: Ah. Heh. Ok. Good night.",
"Alex: Good night, Pacey.",
"[Ambient street noise]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The school library. Audrey is still sitting and trying to decide what exactly that Pacey must be planning for her. While Joey is still trying to study]",
"Audrey: Maybe he's planning a little surprise trip for the two of us.",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: You know, like, a spa or something? Ooh, a massage would be nice. God, sitting on these chairs is murder on my butt.",
"[Joey slams her book shut, and everyone around turns and looks at her.]",
"Joey: Cramming boring, dreary, medieval fairy tales and the inner workings of the fed is hard enough without having to hear a diatribe about your ass. So unless you wanna come visit me at Worchester trade school next year, I suggest you go find your boyfriend and drive him crazy.",
"[Audrey notices everyone staring]",
"Audrey: Finals. Pressure. Pup tent with a boy when she should have been studying.",
"Joey: Audrey. You need to go now.",
"Audrey: I think I'm gonna go see Pacey.",
"Joey: Good idea.",
"[Audrey leaves, but is replaced 2 seconds later, by a frantic Jack]",
"Jack: Please tell me you know something about multivariable calculus.",
"[Scene: Amy's bedroom. Amy and Dawson are lying under the covers in her bedroom, and talking.]",
"Dawson: I can honestly say I've never had a date like this before.",
"Amy: Me, neither.",
"Dawson: Can I ask you a question?",
"Amy: You just did, but feel free to ask another one.",
"Dawson: What makes a girl decide to spend the night with a guy she hardly knows?",
"Amy: The same things that make a guy want to. Of course, with girls, the deciding factor is usually the shoes.",
"Dawson: You decided to sleep with me because of my sketchers?",
"Amy: Yeah, I could tell you were ok. Safe. Genuine. A kindred spirit.",
"Dawson: And Mr. Car cover?",
"Amy: Loafers.",
"Dawson: Interesting.",
"Amy: See, maybe the problem with your girlfriend was just that she didn't appreciate quality footwear. Does breaking up bite or what?",
"Dawson: You know what? It wasn't that bad, actually. We're still great friends.",
"Amy: You're friends?",
"Dawson: Pretty much the same as before.",
"Amy: I threw a cuisinart at my boyfriend when we broke up.",
"Dawson: I'm not so much the appliance thrower.",
"Amy: Come on. You've never had any knock-down, drag-out fights?",
"Dawson: No.",
"Amy: It doesn't sound like there was all that much there with this girl.",
"Dawson: What, just 'cause I don't believe in fighting?",
"Amy: You are a passionate guy, Mr. Leary. The secret is out, and someday, you are gonna meet someone who drives you absolutely mad, who you are gonna fight with and laugh with and do totally insane things for. Someone who turns your life wildly upside down.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I think I've already met that person.",
"Amy: Really? Why aren't you with her?",
"Dawson: Bad timing... I suppose. Oh, I had a chance a while back, and I blew it, and then she just kinda, I guess, felt the same way you did about your life and moved on.",
"Amy: How do you know that?",
"Dawson: She spent the night with another guy.",
"Amy: [Laughs]",
"Dawson: What?",
"Amy: Nothing.",
"Dawson: Well, why are you laughing at me?",
"Amy: It's funny. I mean, you're so convinced that she's moved on because, why, she's with another guy?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Amy: Well... you're spending the night with me. Does that mean that you've moved on?",
"[Scene: Grams' House. Jack comes into the house, with a very dejected look on his face, when grams comes out to meet him.]",
"Grams: Oh, Jack. Where have you been?",
"Jack: Oh, the Worthington library. It turns out this stuff is even beyond the academic ability of Joey potter. I'm telling you, if that isn't a sign to throw in the towel, I don't know what is.",
"Grams: We have been waiting for you.",
"Jack: \"We\"?",
"[He hears Eric's voice from the next room]",
"Eric: Hey, man.",
"Jack: What the hell's he doin' here? What do you want?",
"Eric: Well, I heard you needed some help.",
"[Scene: Pacey's place. Pacey is taking a shower, when he hears the doorbell. He quickly gets out of the shower and puts some sweats on to answer the door.]",
"[Doorbell buzzes]",
"Pacey: Just a second.",
"[He opens the door to see Alex.]",
"Alex: Hey, I know it's late, but sitting around my room made me realize that you are completely right.",
"Pacey: About what?",
"Alex: Well, I do need a place of my own, so I decided to take you up on your offer.",
"Pacey: And which offer would that be?",
"Alex: To check out your apartment.",
"Pacey: Alex, it's nearly 2:00 in the morning.",
"Alex: Yeah, but, I mean, you said you were a night owl like I am, and you walked me home, like, an hour ago. I just figured... what? Oh, my god. I'm sorry.",
"Pacey: It's ok.",
"Alex: No, you know what? It's not ok. I misjudged this whole thing again. I'm--I'm--I'm just, I'm leaving. I feel terrible.",
"Pacey: There's nothing for you to feel terrible about.",
"Alex: Yes, there is. Ok, here, you have this life, this great wonderful life, and I keep imposing myself on it.",
"Pacey: You are not imposing.",
"Alex: I know that I am.",
"Pacey: You are not, ok? It's fine. Please. Come in. Take a look around. It's fine.",
"Alex: No, I couldn't.",
"Pacey: You can, and let me get you a glass of something. All I really have is water and O.J., So I hope that's all right.",
"Alex: Well, what about the champagne? I mean, if you want to.",
"Pacey: Sure. I guess a little champagne between colleagues never hurt.",
"Alex: You know, Pacey Witter, you are such a doll. I have so much respect for you having the strength not to act on this thing.",
"Pacey: And what thing would that be?",
"Alex: You know, the thing. This heat. I felt it tonight when you hugged me. I felt it that time when we kissed.",
"[Audrey had walked up to the open door, and has heard all she needed to hear]",
"Audrey: [Audrey clears throat] You might wanna shut the door, Pacey. It'll keep the heat in.",
"[Audrey storms off and Pacey runs after her]",
"Pacey: Audrey. Audrey! Audrey, stop! Let me explain!",
"Audrey: I don't wanna hear any more of your explanations. It's all very clear to me now.",
"Pacey: She just dropped by.",
"Audrey: Oh, yeah, and you were trying so hard to get her to leave, weren't you?",
"Pacey: It is not what it looks like, all right?",
"Audrey: Just go back to your apartment!",
"Pacey: Nothing happened!",
"Audrey: You kissed her, Pacey!",
"Pacey: She kissed me!",
"Audrey: Oh, well, that makes me feel so much better!",
"Pacey: And it didn't mean anything!",
"Audrey: Which, the hug or the kiss?",
"Pacey: Neither.",
"Audrey: It meant your arms around her body. It meant her tongue in your throat.",
"Pacey: Well, for what it's worth, it was her tongue in my",
"Audrey: Ah! I don't wanna hear about this! I'm sorry! Stop! Let go of me!",
"Pacey: Just listen to me, will you?",
"Audrey: Why should I? You've lied to me.",
"Pacey: I didn't tell you because I didn't think it was gonna happen again.",
"Audrey: Well, you were wrong.",
"Pacey: And I didn't think it was right to embarrass her.",
"Audrey: What are you talking about, Pacey? This isn't high school. This is your boss hitting on you. If you really wanted to stop it, you could have, and you didn't because you like it, because you are attracted to her, and it's--it's really obvious to me. If you didn't want her to hit on you again, why didn't you just quit?",
"Pacey: Because maybe I need this job. I don't know if you notice, but I'm not exactly rollin' around in money here. I can't even afford a place to live. I'm not just some rich college girl who can quit when the mood strikes me.",
"Audrey: It's cool. You know what? Screw the girl. Keep your job. Have your cake and eat it, too. It's fine.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Pacey's apartment. Pacey comes back inside to see Alex sitting on the couch, drinking champagne.]",
"Pacey: You're still here.",
"Alex: Well, I thought you might need a friend. Come and sit.",
"Pacey: You realize that she may never talk to me again.",
"Alex: Mmm. I told you 19 is too young to be settling down.",
"[He sits down next to her, and she places her hand on his cheek]",
"Pacey: You're driving me crazy, Alex. You realize that.",
"Alex: Mmm. Can't help it. I told you I take getting what I want for granted.",
"Pacey: I thought you said you were trying to change that about yourself.",
"Alex: I believe that people should listen to their urges.",
"Pacey: You're a very determined woman, aren't you?",
"Alex: Mmm. Everybody already thinks you did it, Pacey, so why don't you just do it?",
"[They begin making out]",
"Alex: God, this is great. Too bad we have to stop.",
"Pacey: We have to what?",
"Alex: Stop.",
"Pacey: What about the heat?",
"Alex: Well, just... knowing that we could do it is enough.",
"Pacey: It is?",
"Alex: It is. It would just be inappropriate.",
"[she leaves, and Pacey is trying to figure out what just happened.]",
"[Scene: the school library. Joey is trying to study, while 2 people are making out in the chair across from her. The noise they are making finally gets to her.]",
"Joey: Could you guys get a room? It's a library.",
"[They look at her weird then leave]",
"[Scene: Gram's house. Jack and Eric are sitting at the table studying for his exam.]",
"Jack: Check this exam out. It's dated may 10, 1982, and it's graded by my same professor.",
"Eric: That multivariable calculus probably hasn't changed much since then, huh?",
"Jack: Yeah. Based on these year's notes, neither has the way he's been teaching it. How did you-- how did you do this? How did you get all this stuff out of the house?",
"Eric: Well, I just put it in my backpack and just walked on out of there, you know?",
"[Both laugh]",
"Jack: But what about the by-laws? I mean, what if somebody finds out?",
"Eric: Well, then, I guess I get expelled from the house.",
"Jack: Well, are you willin' to risk that?",
"Eric: Well, I hear it's possible to leave a fraternity and survive. You know? I know guys that have done it.",
"Jack: Why are you doing this, Eric? Why are you helpin' me?",
"Eric: Because you helped me.",
"[Scene: Amy's Apartment. Dawson is finishing getting dressed, and getting ready to leave.]",
"Amy: Ooh, I wanna give you something before you go.",
"Dawson: Your thesis film?",
"Amy: You know, if this were the third act of a movie, that's exactly what this would be, and you'd watch it, and it would be great, and...",
"Dawson: I would give it to one of my professors who would love it, and he'd give it to one of his old students who now runs a movie studio.",
"Amy: And I'd see my name up on the big screen just a few months later. I would have liked that. Seeing my name on the screen just once.",
"Dawson: Well, you get to see your name in print quite a lot.",
"Amy: Yes, I sure do. It's what's up, tiger lily?",
"Dawson: Woody Allen.",
"Amy: His first. You know it?",
"Dawson: No, I don't.",
"Amy: Oh, he took this old Japanese movie and he just replaced the dialogue with his own. It's literally a remake of someone else's picture. Obviously, it's derivative and imitative and full of",
"Dawson: Unexplored potential.",
"Amy: But if you look at it closely, you can see a glimmer of Annie Hall, a Twinkle of Manhattan, the Promise of Hannah.",
"Dawson: Thank you. I'll call you when I'm done, and we can, uh",
"Amy: It's a gift.",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"Amy: We're both in very different places in our lives, Dawson. Mine is much more predictable and defined than yours, and I think we both know I'm probably not the person you need to be spending your precious time with right now.",
"Dawson: For what it's worth, I don't think your life is nearly as predictable and defined as you think it is, Amy.",
"Amy: Why is that?",
"Dawson: Would you have predicted a night like this? I would like to keep in touch with you.",
"Amy: Then do. I'd like that. Maybe we can catch a movie sometime.",
"[Scene: A montage of scenes. First late at night at the library. Joey pacing back and forth while studying from her book. Next Grams' house. Jack is getting ready to leave for his test, and grams hands him a sack lunch she has made him, and he kisses her on the forehead before leaving to take his exam. Finally to Pacey's Apartment. He is sitting on the floor making a phone call.]",
"[Telephone rings]",
"[Ring]",
"[Answering machine beeps]",
"Pacey: Audrey, it's Pacey. If you're there, could you please pick up the phone? Audrey. Please? Audrey, come on.",
"[Audrey is there, but she doesn't get up to answer the phone. She instead stays in bed crying]",
"[Scene: The school Library. Joey has fallen asleep studying sitting in the chair. Dawson is just standing there staring at her, when she suddenly wakes herself up.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: How long have you... how long have you been here?",
"Dawson: A while.",
"Joey: How was the movie?",
"Dawson: Fun. Inspiring. Completely unexpected.",
"Joey: Mmm, lucky you.",
"Dawson: How's studying?",
"Joey: Not so good, actually. I only have a couple hours left.",
"Dawson: Maybe this will help.",
"[He hands her a cup of coffee]",
"Dawson: You mind if I just sit here a little while? Or if you need anything, I can...",
"Joey: Sure. Thank you. Very sweet. Much needed. I gotta tell you, Dawson. It's like the entire world has been coming at me tonight. Like, completely distracting me from what I've spent my entire life preparing for. I mean, it's like this night has been a metaphor for the whole semester and one big left turn. Not that it's been bad, because it hasn't, but it's just, if I don't get myself back on track, I could... [she looks over to see that he has fallen asleep] Dawson?",
"Dawson: Joey, can I ask you a question? Do you like my shoes?",
"Joey: Yeah. Why?",
"Dawson: Just wondering.",
"[She just stares at him confused as the camera fades to black]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 05x21 | After Hours | destinyros2005 |
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"Pacey leads a revolt against Alex at Civilization. Dawson, Joey, and Audrey return to Capeside, leaving Audrey to wonder about their pasts. Joey decides to see her father for the first time since his latest incarceration, while Dawson finally pays a visit to his father's grave. Jack and Jen wonder how they'll spend the summer."
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"[Scene: The Dorm Hallways. Audrey is being chased through the halls by two guys with large water guns spraying her and getting her totally soaked.]",
"Audrey: Aah! Aah! Get away from me! Aah! Aah! Aah! Joey! Aah! Aah!",
"[She runs into their room and they run after her, spraying her and Joey]",
"Joey: [Laughing] The innocent bystander always gets it!",
"Audrey: Will you just stop and try to appreciate the end-of-the year, all-day rager that you're missing. Happening live, right here in your dorm.",
"Joey: Uh, hello. I'm participating.",
"Audrey: Oh, yeah, but come on. Who knew that the losers we live with could party so hard? I mean, some of those geeks out there are actually cute, Joey.",
"Joey: I know you're single with a vengeance right now, but I have way too much packing to do to meet the cute dorks next door. Dawson wants to leave for Capeside by 9:00.",
"Audrey: Hey, Joey...",
"Joey: No.",
"Audrey: No, what?",
"Joey: No. For the thousandth time, I'm not going to L.A. For the summer with you.",
"Audrey: Fine. Ok, then. I have a better idea. How about I come to Capeside with you?",
"Joey: Audrey...",
"Audrey: Come on. Just for a couple of days, Joey. God knows, I've heard enough about the twisted little place to go and visit.",
"Joey: Well, you'd have to change your flight.",
"Audrey: Piece of cake.",
"Joey: And that means party time is over. Now you have to be packed and stored by 9:00. And look at this mess.",
"Audrey: [Gasps] Thank you, thank you, thank you. Mmm!",
"[Knock on door]",
"Audrey: Ooh. Let's do it. Ready?",
"Joey: Ready.",
"[They open the door and throw water balloons out, but instead of the boys it is Professor Wilder, and they both hit him square in the chest]",
"Joey: Oh, my god.",
"Audrey: Oops.",
"Wilder: Hi, girls. How are you?",
"Audrey: Great. Thanks. Ok. I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna check on that flight to L.A. Bye.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey comes out of the bathroom, and hands Wilder a towel so that he can dry himself off.]",
"Joey: And then Audrey swung the door open, and I am so sorry again.",
"Wilder: That's ok, really. I'm pretty sure I won't melt.",
"Joey: So, to what do I owe this nice surprise?",
"Wilder: Well, they probably would have mailed this, but I wanted to give it to you myself.",
"[He reaches into his bag and pulls out a literary magazine.]",
"Joey: The Worthington literary review? I thought this hasn't come out yet.",
"Wilder: It hasn't. Turn to page 28.",
"[She opens to page 28, and sees The Kiss by Joey Potter]",
"Joey: But this is a story from the beginning of the year. How did... professor wilder, this is",
"Wilder: Nothing, if not well-deserved.",
"Joey: This is amazing. Thank you.",
"Wilder: Thank yourself, Joey potter. Any more chapters to that story?",
"Joey: Well, life twisted and turned unexpectedly. He went his way, I went mine. And now, if only the rules of writing applied to life. Right?",
"Wilder: Spoken like a published author.",
"[Professor Wilder grabs his bag to leave.]",
"Joey: So, do you have any big summer plans?",
"Wilder: Uh, actually, yes. To the horror of all literature, I've decided to try writing again.",
"Joey: Wow. Good for you.",
"Wilder: What about you? Are you embarking on the epic freshman summer adventure?",
"Joey: Well, if you can call going back to Capeside an adventure.",
"Wilder: Well, at least it's beautiful in the summer, right?",
"Joey: Yeah, um... it just feels like this year was such a great step forward, and... going back feels kind of like 2 steps back. [Chuckles] Not to mention...",
"Wilder: What?",
"Joey: Nothing, um... there's just something I gotta do.",
"Wilder: Well, I look forward to hearing about it in the fall.",
"Joey: You will. Um...thank you again.",
"Wilder: It's me who should say thanks. For more than you can possibly imagine.",
"[They Hug]",
"Wilder: Have fun. Congratulations.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"[Scene: The Civilization. The staff is in the kitchen getting ready to start the day, when Alex comes into the room, shouting orders of what to do.]",
"Alex: Nope. Whenever you're ready. My time isn't valuable at all.",
"[Pacey comes into the kitchen]",
"Pacey: Morning, everybody.",
"Alex: You're late, and that's a bad start.",
"Pacey: I'm 4 minutes late. Do you think I'll be able to catch up? I mean, how much could I possibly have missed?",
"Alex: Tomorrow we are going to be closed from 1:00 to 4:00 to host a luncheon for our investors. Based on this event, the board will make a decision about whether or not we're going to be opening a second Civilization in Philadelphia. This meal must be perfect in every respect. Anything goes wrong-- I mean anything-- it's my ass, but it's your job. Do we understand each other? Great. Now the menu-- I want to start with fresh goose-liver pate.",
"Pacey: That's gonna be a bit of a problem.",
"Alex: Why is that?",
"Pacey: Because the geese necessary to make that particular pate flew south to the Bahamas for the winter about 6 months ago and won't be back till June. However, if you would like me to go down there and get them for you, I'd be more than happy to.",
"Alex: Ok. Um, what do you suggest?",
"Pacey: Me?",
"Alex: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm not the professional here, am I?",
"Alex: Good point.",
"Pacey: Of course, the blue fin tuna was looking especially choice at the fish market yesterday, so we could potentially start off with a nice spicy sashimi which would go a long way to complement the asparagus tip and arugula salad which just happens to be Trevor's masterpiece and is a wonderful prologue to the rack of lamb. Drizzled with a little plum sauce, maybe served over a bed of polenta. Finish off the whole night with lemon soufflé, maybe some homemade vanilla ice cream, and you're off to the races. Of course, that's just one idea. We could always go another way if you'd prefer.",
"Alex: Could I have a minute with you, please?",
"[Pacey and Alex go into her office.]",
"Alex: I want you to listen, and listen closely. If you're gonna behave like a toddler whenever you're around me and you're gonna insist on testing my limits, you'd better be prepared to reap the whirlwind, 'cause we will tangle ass and you will lose. And in the process, I will make your life so extraordinarily unpleasant that you will rue the day that god created woman. Now, that's just one idea. We could go another way if you'd prefer.",
"[Scene: The Film School. Dawson, Oliver and others are cleaning out their lockers, when Dawson's phone rings and he answers it.]",
"Dawson: Hello? Hey, Mr. Waller. Ok, Andrew. I'm good. I'm good. How are you? Uh-huh. This summer? No plans. Why? You're kidding me?! Wow! Um...[] Oliver's summer plans? I don't know. I will do that, and--absolutely. Yes, absolutely. Cool. Thank you.",
"[Oliver who was listening in has made his way over next to Dawson.]",
"Oliver: So?",
"Dawson: So what?",
"Oliver: What was that phone call about?",
"Dawson: You mean the private conversation you were just eavesdropping on?",
"Oliver: Well, I heard my name.",
"Dawson: I thought we weren't talking.",
"Oliver: We're not.",
"Dawson: Right. 'Cause why would I want to talk to you after what you pulled in New York?",
"Oliver: 'Cause I've 'cause I've got manly magnetism. My wit? My enormous talent? Come on. Tell me! What did our agent say?",
"Dawson: \"Our agent\"? You mean the one I stuck around to get after you were too stubborn to admit that you were rude and just left?",
"Oliver: Ok, you're right. I felt really bad the whole train ride home, so, I'm sorry. I don't know what it is with me. I just... can't handle that type of thing. I'm working on it.",
"Dawson: Hey. What are your summer plans?",
"Oliver: I was gonna work at Hookset video. Why?",
"Dawson: You might want to change those plans.",
"Oliver: Really?",
"[Scene: The Coffee House. Jack and Jen are sitting at one of the tables outside drinking coffee, and making plans]",
"Jen: Fiji? Fiji is skin cancer.",
"Jack: All right, fine. Backpacking through Europe.",
"Jen: That's rich. Have you ever actually been inside of a youth hostel?",
"Jack: No. Have you?",
"Jen: No, but I can imagine. A bathroom so disgusting you're afraid to venture into the stall, mattresses so lumpy it's like sleeping on a model of the Himalayas. There's nowhere to do laundry. There's no privacy. It's hell.",
"Jack: Then how about Cleveland, ok? I hear they have a real nice Radisson.",
"Jen: Explain to me one more time why it's necessary to have some exotic adventure this summer.",
"Jack: You know why. You know that grams has a more exciting life at 76 than we do at 19. You know that--that if we were supposed to move forward this year, it's a complete wash for the both of us, and you know we're way too young to be getting lazy about our lives.",
"Jen: I know. I know. I know. It's just I always hated summer camp, and this sounds suspiciously like summer camp, only for longer, and it's much farther away. Well, if I have to do this thing, you know there's nobody on earth I'd rather do it with than you.",
"Jack: Oh, right back at you, freak.",
"Jen: Tell me more about this Cleveland.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah, well, I think I have a brochure here-- here it is right here. Cleveland.",
"[Scene: The School Dorms. Joey is carrying a box out of the room, when Audrey comes up to her, dragging her feet some.]",
"Audrey: Oh, please tell me this is the last one.",
"Joey: No, there's one more, but I'll get it.",
"Audrey: Oh, ok. Next year, if you see me buy anything at all, I want you to tackle me, knock me out, and shred my credit cards.",
"[Joey goes back into the room, and sadly looks around remembering everything that has gone on here, and then makes one last look around, before grabbing the last box and leaving]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Civilization Kitchen. The staff is busily preparing the food, when Alex comes storming into the kitchen.]",
"Alex: People, if you move any slower we're gonna travel back in time. My guests arrive inside of an hour, and you've already put me behind schedule.",
"Trevor: I think we're gonna be fine, miss pearl. [She gives him a dirty look] Well, I mean, you know, if nothing goes wrong or anything, I--I don't see why we shouldn't be, you know, fine.",
"Alex: You simple, simple little man. What kind of an imbecile do you have to be where you imagine that by placating me it's gonna make me hate you any less? You've got to be kidding me.",
"[Alex goes over to the silverware, and picks one up and looks disgustingly at it.]",
"Maria: Is there something wrong, miss pearl?",
"Alex: Yes, Marie, there is something wrong. There is something very, very wrong. It appears that there is a substance that's been sprayed all over the silverware. Marie, do you have allergies?",
"Maria: I don't think so. Maybe. I don't know.",
"Alex: Well, I suggest that you make an appointment with an allergist as soon as you've got some time, which should be remarkably soon, considering that you are fired, effective immediately, following the luncheon.",
"Maria: Miss pearl, you can't. Sorry, I really need this job.",
"Alex: And I really need my investors not to puke when they pick up their silverware.",
"[Pacey comes over to intervene]",
"Pacey: Can I talk to you for a second? You can't fire Marie.",
"Alex: Can't I?",
"Pacey: No, you can't, because the woman is raising her 4-year-old child all by herself on account of the fact that the father walked out on her, and she is working 3 jobs just to pay her rent. You can't fire her, Alex. It would be irredeemable.",
"Alex: I'm sorry, Maria. I really am. And I sincerely hope that you find employment elsewhere. Best of luck.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Back Yard. He is sanding the bottom of the boat in the shed, when Joey and Audrey come walking up to him.]",
"Dawson: Hey!",
"Audrey: Hola, casa de Dawson. This place is gorgeous.",
"Dawson: Thank you. Welcome.",
"Audrey: So...where is it? The room... the scene for so many long nights of teen romance and angst.",
"Dawson: Upstairs, last door on the left. Can't miss it.",
"Audrey: Damn right I can't miss it.",
"[Audrey goes off into the house]",
"Dawson: So guess what.",
"Joey: Can I ask you a favor?",
"Dawson: You first.",
"Joey: You think you could hang out with Audrey for a little bit?",
"Dawson: Sure. What's up?",
"Joey: Nothing. Everything's fine. I've decided to go see my dad. I've been thinking about it, and... ever since the night I got mugged there's just been a lot I felt like telling him and asking him stuff.",
"Dawson: You want me to go with you?",
"Joey: No, I... I think this one I should do alone. Just feels right that way.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Dawson: No problem.",
"Joey: Bye.",
"Dawson: Good luck.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"[Scene: Gram's Kitchen. Grams is sitting at the counter drinking some coffee, when Jen and Jack come in and grab some cookies out of the cabinet]",
"Jen: Yes, the rumors are true. The unthinkable has happened. The sky must, indeed, be falling.",
"Jack: We finally did it.",
"Grams: Did what, exactly?",
"Jen: Oh, nothing, we've just been at the library.",
"Jack: For the past 4 hours.",
"Jen: Working on the internet",
"Jack: Planning a certain trip",
"Jen: Exhaustively planning a certain trip",
"Jack: For the summer",
"Jen: For 2 whole months.",
"Jack: To the exotic",
"Jen: Beautiful",
"Jack: Enchanting",
"Jen: Mysterious",
"Jack: Exciting",
"Jen: Did I already say \"exotic\"?",
"Jack: No, I did.",
"Jen: Right.",
"Grams: Where?",
"Jack: Costa Rica.",
"Grams: You're kidding?!",
"Jen: No. No, we're not.",
"Jack: Jen figured if you're gonna do something like this, if you're gonna have an adventure, you might as well go for broke and really have an adventure.",
"Jen: Just like Indiana Jones.",
"Jack: Yeah, or, uh, Jeff Probst.",
"Grams: I'm speechless.",
"Jen: And you know what? It may be a huge mistake. It may turn out to be absolutely horrible, and we leave after a week. But so what? Because from this point on no matter what happens for the rest of our lives, whenever Costa Rica comes up in casual conversation, we'll be able to say, good ol' Costa. I spent some time there.",
"Jack: Yeah, because Costa Rica comes up a lot in casual conversation.",
"Jen: Hey, don't kill my buzz.",
"Grams: I'm afraid your buzz may be doomed already.",
"Jen: Porque?",
"Grams: I just got off the phone with Helen and Theodore.",
"Jack: Hmm?",
"Jen: Parents. What? What did they say?",
"Grams: It seems they've purchased a house in east Hampton. It's on the beach where you spent summers when you were growing up.",
"Jen: And?",
"Grams: They would really like you to spend the summer... with them.",
"Jen: Well, guess the sky is falling.",
"[Scene: The Civilization. Alex is sitting at a large table with the rest of the board members, getting prepared to eat the meal.]",
"Alex: And without further ado, let's bring out the first course, a spicy Toro sashimi-- one of my personal favorites. I think you'll really enjoy it.",
"[Snaps fingers but no one comes out, then she claps her hands with no effect at all either]",
"Alex: Could you excuse me for one minute? Thank you.",
"[She goes into the kitchen to see no food and everyone standing around]",
"Alex: What in the hell is going on in here?!",
"Trevor: Huh?",
"Alex: \"Huh\"?! Where is all the food?!",
"Trevor: Pacey--he took the food to a homeless shelter on the other side of town.",
"Alex: Oh, my god. When did-- oh, my god!",
"[Pacey comes into the restaurant carrying a bunch of pizzas]",
"Pacey: Ooh! Sorry for the delay, folks. But we're all right.",
"Alex: You slimy little cockroach.",
"Pacey: Hard to believe she graduated first from her class in charm school, right?",
"Mr Devaney: What is going on here?",
"Pacey: You, sir, are witnessing a coup d'etat.",
"[Pacey reaches into his pocket and pulls out a note, and begins to read from it]",
"Pacey: [Clears throat] \"It is my unfortunate duty as duly designated representative \"of the staff of Civilization \"to inform you that in hiring miss Alexandra Pearl \"as the manager of this restaurant, \"you have made a grievous error in judgment. \"In her short time here she has demonstrated \"not only complete incompetence, but an--\"",
"Alex: Stop it right now. Stop.",
"Pacey: Oh, I'm not finished yet. \"Not only complete incompetence, \"but an utter disrespect for all of her employees. \"She's manipulative, vindictive, and cruel, \"and she has created an environment so hostile and unpleasant \"that we feel it is impossible for us to serve today's meal at a level representative of our abilities.\"",
"Mr Devaney: So...no lunch?",
"Pacey: On the contrary. I brought enough pizza for everybody.",
"[Pacey begins passing out the pizzas]",
"Alex: Mr. Devaney, everyone, Pacey Witter is a deeply disturbed and highly delusional young man who has become increasingly obsessed with me.",
"Pacey: That is a good move. Very clever.",
"Alex: It's ok, Pacey. This is clearly the result of some sort of a breakdown. Now, I can assure you that all of his statements are nothing more than the ramblings of a lunatic and in no way are indicative of the feelings of my otherwise amazing staff.",
"[The entire staff has worked their way out into the dining area, and are watching on, when one of the cooks speaks up]",
"Trevor: Actually, they are indicative of the feelings of the rest of the staff-- really indicative. Cotely indicative.",
"Alex: Pacey, you're fired!",
"Pacey: Yeah. Reap the whirlwind, babe.",
"[Scene: The Jail Front Gate. Joey is walking up to the guard station with a nervous look on her face.]",
"Joey: Hi. It's still visiting hours, right?",
"Guard: Who are you looking for?",
"Joey: Potter--mike potter.",
"Guard: Sorry, miss. That inmate was released 4 months ago.",
"Joey: What?",
"Guard: Paroled for good behavior.",
"Joey: Well, how can that be? I mean, I'm family. How come we weren't informed?",
"Guard: It's the inmate's choice to notify the family.",
"Joey: Is there a parole officer we can contact?",
"[He simply nods no.]",
"Joey: So that's just it? He's gone and we have no way of knowing if he's ok? I'm his--he's my dad.",
"Guard: Look...I know your dad. He seems like a decent guy. I heard he was making a living at the five & dime down in Centerville.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"Guard: If anyone asks, you didn't hear it from me.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Capeside. Dawson and Audrey are walking along the streets of Capeside, as Dawson gives her a tour of the town.]",
"Dawson: I guess we were about 13 years old. We just got out of some crappy movie at the rialto, and Pacey spots Christy Livingston hanging out by the fountain with her friends. Now, Christy's about 3 years older than we are. He puts his hand on my shoulder, and he says, \"Dawson, I'm gonna kiss that girl. \"One day we're gonna be standing in the pouring rain, and I'm gonna kiss her, and nothing's ever gonna be the same again.\"",
"Audrey: Well, did he kiss her in the rain?",
"Dawson: Nope. Never even got close. To my knowledge, didn't kiss her in any kind of weather. But he tried. At the expense of dignity, at the expense of reputation and self-respect, he tried.",
"Audrey: Why are you telling me this?",
"Dawson: Far be it for me to comment on what qualifies as pathetic, but I don't think you have to let go of your silly romantic fantasies, because I'd be willing to bet he hasn't let go of his.",
"Audrey: That's just great. Fantastic. Now I'm never gonna move on.",
"Dawson: So, uh, interesting before about you wish you could be here and I wish I could be in L.A.",
"Audrey: Grass is always greener.",
"Dawson: I think I'm going to L.A.",
"Audrey: What?",
"Dawson: I didn't want to say anything, because it just happened, but what the hell? This producer wants to work with Oliver and me on our movie to develop it into something more. I don't know what that means, but",
"Audrey: Ok, wait. Do you realize that this is the best news ever?! Let's just put aside for a second how totally awesome it is that this producer wants to work with you guys and focus on it entirely in terms of me! I'm not gonna have to be alone out there. I'm not gonna have to hang out with the people I went to high school with. I'm saved! Thank you!",
"Dawson: We might need a place to crash for a little while.",
"Audrey: Are you kidding? You're staying with me, obviously. Period. No question about it. I can't believe you didn't tell me this before. Did you tell Joey?",
"[Scene: Grams' Living room. Jen goes over to the radio and turns up the song Baba O'Riley by the Who, which is playing. She kicks off her shoes and climbs up on the chair and begins dancing while singing along to the song.]",
"Jen: [Singing] Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living I don't need to fight to prove I'm right I don't need to be forgiven yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah",
"[Jack comes in to see her, and looks weirdly at her before lowering the volume with the remote. Jen is startled by this.]",
"Jen: What the hell are you doing?",
"Jack: Well, I could ask you that same question.",
"Jen: Good point. Um... just that whenever the subject of my parents comes up, I seem to have this really annoying habit of falling apart.",
"Jack: I know.",
"Jen: And I'm just trying not to do that, and it's hard.",
"Jack: All right, I'm gonna go to the library, hop back on the net, and see if I can't cancel those cheap flights we got into San Jose. 'Cause I think if we do it today, we could probably get a full refund, so just... cross your fingers.",
"Jen: No. Wait. Stop. Don't.",
"Jack: Excuse me?",
"Jen: Don't cancel our trip.",
"Jack: Jen, you're gonna spend the whole summer with your parents. I'm not gonna go to Costa Rica by myself. Are you nuts?",
"Jen: No, I mean, I don't even know if I want to spend the whole summer with my parents. Maybe I'd rather spend it with you.",
"Jack: Look, we got time. All right, we got all the time in the world. We will have our adventures. I promise you. But this phone call has been 5 years coming. I mean, you gotta see it through, don't you?",
"Jen: I mean, why does my life have to stop and start at their convenience? I just feel like I'm doing really well right now... sort of. And if I dive back into that whole mess, I don't know what's gonna happen. I just want more time to think about it.",
"Jack: Well, how much more?",
"Jen: Well, maybe if you would let me go back to what I was doing before you interrupted me, I could figure that out.",
"Jack: Yeah. Sure. You--you figure away.",
"[He turns the volume back up, and lets her get back to her singing and dancing]",
"Jack: It's all you.",
"Jen: [Singing] Teenage wasteland it's only teenage wasteland teenage wasteland, oh, yeah teenage wasteland they're all wasted",
"[Scene: Outside the Civilzation. Alex comes out of the restaurant to find Pacey standing next to his car waiting.]",
"Alex: I feel like the \"reap the whirlwind\" line was a pretty clever button on our relationship. Surprised you want to step on it.",
"Pacey: I'm not here to gloat, if that's what you're thinking.",
"Alex: No?",
"Pacey: Never mind.",
"Alex: Wait. Why'd you come back?",
"Pacey: I came back because sometimes I let things go, and I just end wondering about them. And it occurred to me that if I let this go, I will probably end up wondering about it for the rest of my life.",
"Alex: What do you want to know?",
"Pacey: I want to know what happened to you, Alex. 'Cause I gotta believe people aren't born mean.",
"Alex: Are you gonna save me, Pacey?",
"Pacey: No. I'm just curious.",
"Alex: You know, I have to believe that in the end... people get exactly what they ask for. You proved that today.",
"Pacey: I guess so.",
"Alex: I'll see you around.",
"Pacey: I'll see ya.",
"[He gets into his car, but his engine won't start. He tries again, but still no luck. He tries again with no luck, and Alex stops next to him, and rolls down her window.]",
"Alex: You need a lift?",
"Pacey: Ha ha. No, thanks. I think I'll wait for the prison transfer bus and catch a ride with them.",
"Alex: Pacey, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna walk? I know you don't have a cell phone. Come on. I'll give you a ride to your apartment. Get in. Come on, get in.",
"Pacey: Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. Joey is in the kitchen with Bessie talking about the trip. Audrey is standing outside the kitchen listening]",
"Joey: It's just weird, you know. He's been out 4 months, and we haven't heard from him.",
"Bessie: He probably has his reasons.",
"Joey: You mean like he doesn't want to see us.",
"Bessie: No. He's probably trying to rebuild his life, and he's not too good at that.",
"Joey: But Bessie, we're supposed to be the ones to help him through this. We're family.",
"Bessie: Exactly why you shouldn't be so quick to judge. Just give him time.",
"[Audrey and Joey go over and sit at the table]",
"Audrey: Joey, you know your sister's probably right. Your dad's just probably afraid of hurting you guys.",
"Joey: What if he hates me, Audrey? I mean, if somebody sent me to jail, I wouldn't exactly rush back to see them either.",
"Audrey: Joey, will you listen to yourself? Your dad does not hate you. If anything, he's ashamed to face you.",
"Joey: I know, but it was just hard enough to find the courage to go in the first place, and now this.",
"Audrey: I know. But after what happened last time, your dad knows. I mean, it's your call whether or not you want him back in your life, you know?",
"Joey: I'm glad you're here, Audrey. I'm sorry for dropping you for the day.",
"Audrey: Ah, it's no biggie.",
"Joey: Did you have fun with Dawson?",
"Audrey: The best. That boy is a gem.",
"Joey: [Laughs] Oh, yeah?",
"Audrey: You know he would do anything for you, Joey.",
"Joey: Yeah. He's pretty cool that way. The last time I went to visit my dad in jail, he came with me. It was like... he knew I wanted him to be there without me having to ask. That was a long time ago.",
"Audrey: Right! Like anything has changed. He drove all the way from New York to Florida just to see you like 3 weeks ago, for god sakes.",
"Joey: He did? What are you talking about?",
"Audrey: Ugh! Can my mouth get any bigger?",
"[Scene: Alex's Porsche. Alex is driving along, while Pacey sits uncomfortably in the passenger seat. The roads are wet after a recent rain]",
"Pacey: So what's next for you now? What are you gonna do?",
"Alex: Hmm. What's next? That's a good question. Probably wake up in the morning, look for a new job. Of course, not in food service, because quotes like \"complete incompetence\" tend to follow you around the business. I could probably get a job as a fry girl as your local drive-through.",
"Pacey: I'm not gonna feel sorry for you, Alex.",
"Alex: Then after 10 years of sampling onion ring batter, I will become 400 pounds overweight and not be able to fit through the front door of my one-room hovel. I'll be fired and evicted and need to be removed by way of an enormous crane positioned outside my window.",
"[She begins to speed up, and he notices that they are doing close to 80MPH.]",
"Pacey: Why don't you slow down a little bit, huh?",
"Alex: Then I'll be a big, fat homeless woman.",
"Pacey: Slow down. I'm serious.",
"[She continues to speed up]",
"Alex: With cats. Lots of cats. They'll live everywhere on me, and they'll be in my hair, and I'll just lay around on the sidewalk wondering about Oliver north and the iran contra hearings.",
"Pacey: I'm serious. You're driving really fast now, ok",
"[She come up to a slower car, and passes him, just barely missing a car coming in the opposite direction]",
"[Horn blowing]",
"Alex: But, you know... maybe I'm just being fatalistic. Maybe it could go another way. All I do know is at this point my life as I know it is over.",
"Pacey: Your life is not over.",
"Alex: No, no, no, you know what? It is. It's over. Believe me. I can feel it. I feel liberated and terrified and...ha. Actually, I've never felt more alive in my whole life.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Alex's Porsche. Alex is still speeding. Pacey has made sure his seatbelt is good and tight, and is starting to really get nervous]",
"Pacey: This isn't funny anymore, Alex. This isn't cute.",
"Alex: I'm reminded of what my uncle mort used to say. You'll never know what you're capable of until you're ready to push the limits. Take this car, for example. Can it make a sharp turn at 70 miles an hour? I haven't got the foggiest idea. But there's one way to find out-- shall we?",
"[She skids the car around a corner]",
"Pacey: Alex! Ok, now I'm begging you, please, please.",
"Alex: Ha ha ha! Come on, Pacey! I'm a little disappointed in you. I really thought you were untouchable. I thought you were shock-proof.",
"Pacey: You thought I was shock-proof?",
"Alex: Mm-hmm.",
"[She continues to speed up]",
"Pacey: Well, maybe you're right. I mean... why am I getting so upset? I just got fired. I lost my girlfriend. I have no place to live. Maybe you're on to something here, 'cause if you think about it, my life is actually over, too. So why don't we do this? Let's actually go ahead and push this as far as we can, see how far we're willing to go, because 80 miles an hour, really, what's that? 80 miles an hour-- that's what my grandmother drives on her way home from the gynecologist. I want you to drive this car like you know where you're going. I mean, really drive it like you got someplace to go, like you know where you're going. There's something about a fast car and beautiful women that does it for me in all kinds of ways. Would you mind if I kissed your neck? I've just got this impulse to go over there and kiss your neck. Perhaps you'd like me to kiss some other part of your body-",
"[He climbs over and begins kissing her neck disturbing her view, and she swerve just in time to miss a car pulling out of a drive way]",
"Alex: Stop!",
"[Horn honks]",
"[She slams on the breaks, and the car stars spinning out of control before finally coming to a stop. Pacey gets out of the car, and goes over to Alex's door and opens it for her and they go and sit on the curb.]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is sitting on his bed, watching a movie, when Joey comes up to his room.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: How's it going? How'd it go with your dad?",
"Joey: Uh...still trying to figure that out, actually. It seems he got paroled about 4 months ago and decided not to tell us.",
"Dawson: Wow. That's a shock. It's understandable, though, when you think about it.",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Dawson: The last time he got out, he came back into your life, he turned everything into a complete disaster. If he loves you, which he does, then it's understandable that he wouldn't wanna... repeat that again.",
"Joey: You're right. It's just... sad.",
"Dawson: Yeah, it is.",
"Joey: But, um... could we talk about something else?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Joey: Um...",
"Dawson: Sure. What do you wanna talk about?",
"Joey: Audrey sort of... indicated that you had something to tell me.",
"Dawson: Yeah. It's kinda weird, 'cause it's a really good thing. I want you to be as excited about it as I am, but I'm not sure that right now's the best time.",
"Joey: No, no. Now's fine. I wanna hear it. I... tell me.",
"Dawson: Here goes. This producer... this really big producer saw our movie, and he liked it. He loved it, actually, and he wants to fly Oliver and me out to L.A. This summer to work with him, and he wants to be our mentor... you know, help us get our foot in the door. That's what my agent said. It could be a colossal waste of time, but I don't think so. For the first time, I think this is... the beginning of everything I ever wanted.",
"[She realizes that he wasn't going to talk about the trip to Florida]",
"Joey: Wow, I--I don't know what to say. I had no idea.",
"Dawson: I thought you said Audrey",
"Joey: No, god, um-- I'm so happy for you! I mean, I--I can't really even maintain a complete thought. Happy isn't the right word. I'm overwhelmed.",
"Dawson: [Chuckling] I wanted to tell you like the moment it happened. I mean, you know... you're the person I wanted to share this with more than anyone in the world.",
"Joey: Pressure. I'M...gonna say the wrong thing.",
"Dawson: No, you're not. You've already said all the right things.",
"[Scene: The curb. Alex and Pacey are still sitting there slightly in shock not talking and staring off into nothingness]",
"Alex: Well, clearly... I've got problems.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Yeah, we've all got our problems.",
"Alex: Yeah, but... I could have killed whoever was in that car. I mean, in an instant... my whole life could have been changed forever.",
"Pacey: But it didn't.",
"Alex: You saved my life.",
"Pacey: So what's it worth to ya, Alex?",
"Alex: I'm not capable of answering your question because...I honestly don't know why I am the way I am. I mean, do you know why you're so good?",
"Pacey: The only thing I know, Alex, is that... you can't go through your entire life feeling sorry for yourself. No matter what's happened to you.",
"Alex: I believe that.",
"Pacey: And also that it's never too late.",
"Alex: For what?",
"Pacey: To try and... make things right.",
"Alex: You know what the saddest part is?",
"Pacey: Yeah. You totally messed up your Porsche.",
"Alex: Ha ha ha. Naw, it's a rental.",
"Pacey: So what's the saddest thing?",
"Alex: I really do like you.",
"Pacey: Ha.",
"[He gives her a hug.]",
"[Scene: Grams' house. Jen is in the kitchen talking on the phone.]",
"Jen: Oh. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I do. Ok. I will. I'll talk to you later. Good-bye.",
"[She goes into the living room where Jack is sitting alone, waiting to hear what she has to say.]",
"Jen: You know those moments when you totally don't wanna cry, but... you're not quite sure what else to do?",
"Jack: What happened?",
"Jen: [Sighs] I talked to them.",
"Jack: What'd you say?",
"Jen: I said... that I appreciated their invitation this summer, but that I had already made other plans.",
"Jack: What'd they say?",
"Jen: They asked me to reconsider, and I said no, and, uh... they sort of sounded relieved. Did I do the right thing?",
"Jack: Look, I love you very much, but... I can't tell you that I believe you did the right thing because...I'd be lying. I won't do that.",
"Jen: Well, then, don't.",
"[Grams joins them]",
"Grams: What'd I miss?",
"Jack: Well...she's not going with her parents. She wants to go to Costa Rica.",
"Jen: And Jack doesn't think that I'm doing the right thing.",
"Jack: What do you think?",
"Grams: Oh, well... I couldn't say. I... your parents have not been very generous with you. In fact, they've been cheap. I don't think this invitation absolves them of that.",
"Jack: Of course not, but I mean",
"Grams: I wasn't finished.",
"Jack: Sorry.",
"Grams: The relationship between Jennifer and her parents is much more complicated than you and I could even begin to imagine. It may well be unsalvageable. And while I admire your instincts, Jack, there's only one person in the entire world who truly knows what's worthwhile here and what's not. If your parents have truly found a way to love you, this won't be their last opportunity to prove it.",
"[They all hug]",
"[Scene: The Capeside Cemetery. Dawson comes walking through it and stops in front of his father's tombstone. HE sits down on the ground in front of it.]",
"Dawson: How's it goin'? I have to tell ya, I've been busy, which is good, I think. Speaking of which, I lost my virginity. It was Jen. Believe that? After all that, it was Jen. I made a movie with a strange guy I met up at that film festival in Hookset. And, uh... we got an agent. And now there's this guy in Hollywood who wants us to fly out there and work with him all summer. So I'll finally get to use that plane ticket that you bought me. I guess there's... some symmetry to that. The real thing I wanna talk to you about is, uh... Joey Potter. I mean, is it still ok after everything that's happened to believe that something perfect is possible? I want to be with her. I love her. Ok. [Sniffs] I'll talk to you later. Don't go anywhere.",
"[Scene: The Five and Dime. Joey pulls up to a parking spot in the family pickup. She stays in the car for a minute trying to get her courage up, and then slowly gets out of the truck, and stops and stares at the front of the building. She eventually reaches into the pickup and grabs the literary magazine and heads for the front door, before the camera fades to black.]"
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"Dawson returns to Boston after working as an assistant director in Los Angeles over the summer and reunites with Joey who has spent a relatively angst-free summer in Capeside. Audrey and Pacey return from LA with a surprise passenger, Audrey's childhood friend Jack Osborne."
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"601 - The Kids Are Alright",
"[Scene: The opening shot opens with the final scene of the season finale, where Joey is trying to decide if she should get a refund for her ticket to Paris]",
"Joey: Fully refundable, right?",
"Clerk: You bet. It's a shame you can't use this. Paris is supposed to be amazing in the spring.",
"Joey: Yeah, that's what I hear.",
"[The scene cuts from her getting a refund to her sitting on a chair out side the Potter Bed and Breakfast, writing in her journal. There are several montages of how she spent her summer]",
"Joey: So I didn't go to Paris. But I totally could've. I mean, what Dawson said that night definitely rang true. Come on, rain man. Your life awaits. Yours, too, you know. He was right. My life was waiting for me out there. But that doesn't mean I had to max out my one and only credit card and fly halfway across the world to find it. Screw that. Instead, I embraced the simple, relatively angst-free pleasures of a summer in Capeside. I read a lot of books, listened to a lot of CDs, waited a lot of tables at the yacht club. Oh...and I met a boy. He was very cute and very nice, and things were going very well right up until the moment he said... I think I'm in love with you. I know. Poor Joey potter. Cute boy falls in love with her. How tragic. But it was a completely inappropriate display of affection.",
"[She picks up a postcard from LA, and we cut to a scene with Audrey and Pacey riding in a convertible car abound the scenes of LA]",
"Joey: Now, Pacey and Audrey, on the other hand, they were smart. They were keeping it simple. They were all about the fun. They came, they saw, they pretty much kicked L.A.'S ass.",
"[Cut to Jack sitting in front of a computer with an email scrolling across the screen]",
"Joey: [Radio plays] Back in beantown, Eric the closeted frat boy came barreling out of the closet, and the two of them had a grand old summer doing all the things that young people in love are wont to do. But then jack succumbed to a fate typically reserved for heterosexual women-- he was dumped for someone far younger and prettier than himself... by e-mail, no less. He was depressed. This much is true. But he got up, dusted himself off, and got right back in the game.",
"[We see a scene of Jack sneaking a boy out of his bedroom after Grams leaves the area.]",
"[Cut to Scene of a high class neighborhood, and then her sitting on a couch in front of her parents]",
"Joey: [Pretending to make stretching grunts] Meanwhile, 3,000 miles away in the Tony Hamptons, miss Jennifer Lindley was the recipient of some very alarming news. Mr. And Mrs. Theodore Lindley sat their only child down and informed her that they were getting a divorce. She was happy... really, truly happy. She thought it was the most functional thing her parents had ever done.",
"[Cut to Joey in her dorm looking at a picture of Dawson, and she goes and hangs it on her wall.]",
"Joey: And oddly enough, what followed was perhaps the truth is, we didn't talk this summer. Not a word. Which is weird, I guess, but at the same time, not. I...I kept meaning to call him. I did. But one week turned into a month, and before you know it... here we are, back at school. What Dawson said that night definitely rang true-- my life is waiting for me out there. I know it. And what's really cool is that I have absolutely no idea what to expect. But whatever it is... I'm ready for it. I'm excited. Bring it on.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey running through the campus of school carrying her book bag, and looking frantically down at her wrist watch cause she is late for something. She turns a corner and runs into a guy knocking him down]",
"Man: Whoa! Wow. You hit pretty hard for a girl.",
"Joey: I'm so sorry. I'm late for something.",
"Man: Ever heard of an alarm clock?",
"Joey: [Sullenly] I said I'm sorry.",
"[Joey leaves]",
"Man: Yeah, well, sorry's not gonna unbruise my ass, now, is it?",
"[Scene: Joey gets to the office of the professor she is supposed to meet up with. She runs into the secretary who is leaving his office]",
"Joey: Hi. Um...Joey potter for professor Heston. I'M...really sorry I'm late.",
"Secretary: Oh, no worries, dear. He's running a bit late himself.",
"[Joey goes into the office, and turns when a man walks into the office. She turns to see that it is the guy she knocked down on campus, just a minute ago.]",
"Joey: Fudge. [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Outside the School Dorms. Audrey and Pacey pull up in his mustang and Get out of the car, and look at one another over the roof of the car.]",
"Audrey: [Sighs] We should probably wake him up.",
"Pacey: Do we have to?",
"Audrey: Listen, I know you weren't that keen on giving him a ride out here, but what was I supposed to do, Pacey? I grew up next to the kid. His mom and dad want him to go to Worthington. Come on. He's not that bad, is he?",
"Pacey: Well...apart from shoving his somewhat dubious musical taste down my throat, he did take every opportunity to tell me how many times he's seen you naked.",
"Audrey: He's never seen me naked.",
"Pacey: Really! He knows about the tattoo.",
"[Audrey looks into the back seat and screams. Jack Osborne pops up out of the back seat of the car.]",
"Audrey: Wake up, you little perv!",
"Jack: What the [Bleep]?!",
"Audrey: What's this about you seeing me naked?",
"Jack: What the [Bleep] Did you tell her?",
"Pacey: Just what you told me, chief.",
"Jack: Thanks a lot. Thanks a [Bleep] Lot. I confide in you, and this is what I get?",
"Audrey: I'm listening, jack.",
"Jack: Do you remember the telescope in my bedroom? Well, I didn't really do much stargazing.",
"Audrey: I'm so telling your father on you.",
"Jack: Go ahead. He had a peek, too.",
"Audrey: Oh!",
"Jack: But don't worry, he said really good things.",
"Audrey: Ok. Well, then, I'm telling your mother, and she's gonna kick your ass, jack.",
"Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Let me out. I gotta take a [Bleep] Piss.",
"[Jack gets out of the car and leaves them alone.]",
"Pacey: Ohhh! Gahh. Mmm! Mmm. Mmm... mmm! What the hell was that for?",
"Audrey: Mmm. The end is nigh, my dear.",
"Pacey: What are you talkin' about, woman?",
"Audrey: Don't you get it, Pacey? None of the great couples ever make it in the real world-- Sid and Nancy, bonnie and Clyde, Dawson and Joey. How the hell do you ever expect us to have a fighting chance?",
"Pacey: Ok, Stella Adler, what's up with you?",
"Audrey: [Sighs] The summer is over, Pacey. The return to dull normalcy begins now. I mean, look at all of these... civilians going about their business... marching off to class, buying their little books. It's enough to make a girl wanna blow chunks.",
"Pacey: Speaking of, why aren't you marchin' off with 'em?",
"Audrey: Because nothing ever happens on the first day of class. It's a total waste.",
"Pacey: Naturally.",
"Audrey: Did you have a nice summer, Pacey?",
"Pacey: I had a fantastic summer. Thank you so much for showing me your L.A. And thank you for introducing me to your father, without whom I wouldn't have a single job prospect at the moment.",
"Audrey: Yeah, you want to know something? You weren't supposed to actually impress my father, Pacey.",
"Pacey: What was I suppose to do, creep the guy out?",
"Audrey: Yes. But that's not the point.",
"Pacey: Really? What's the point?",
"Audrey: The point is that I don't want you to turn into some lame 9-to-5er on me, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Well, I'll...try, miss Liddell, but I do actually need a job, and it would be nice to have just a little bit of disposable cash for a change.",
"Audrey: We live in a city with, like, 8 million restaurants. Take your pick.",
"Pacey: Or maybe I want something better for myself. Perhaps Pacey actually wants his very own shot at greatness. Besides, the party can't go on forever, baby.",
"Audrey: Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. Will you bring my bags in?",
"Pacey: Yes. Ok.",
"[Scene: Heston's Office. Professor Heston is going through a folder at his desk, as Joey is sitting in a chair on the opposite side of the desk.]",
"Heston: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: What?",
"Heston: I--I can't believe that you said fudge.",
"Joey: Oh. It just... kind of came out.",
"Heston: I mean, it's so silly. Even Doris, my secretary, would probably go for the more hard-core version of my favorite expletive.",
"Joey: Well, Doris is clearly a tough broad.",
"Heston: Uh-huh. Hey, tomorrow's your birthday.",
"Joey: That's right.",
"Heston: Any big plans?",
"Joey: Uh, no.",
"Heston: Oh, it's just as well. You don't have much to celebrate. It says here that, uh, your scholarship barely covers your tuition. Do you have a job?",
"Joey: Uh, no.",
"Heston: Are you looking for one?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Heston: There's an opening in the English department. Research assistant. You interested?",
"Joey: Sure, maybe.",
"Heston: \"Sure, maybe.\" This is a job, Joey, that students stab each other in the back for. Think about it. Let me know. Oh, now, this-- this is a problem.",
"Joey: What?",
"Heston: It says here you're signed up for my lit class.",
"Joey: Oh, yeah, I... thought it looked interesting.",
"Heston: It's also a little advanced for a sophomore.",
"Joey: Obviously you don't know me, professor Heston, because, if you did, you would realize that my sophomore status, it's a total non-issue. Um, besides, I've read most of the books on the reading list.",
"Heston: How about last exit to Brooklyn? Did you read that book?",
"Joey: Last exit to Brooklyn. Um... [nods head no]",
"Heston: I'll make you a deal. You finish it before the first class and I'll try and forget the fact that you're just a lowly sophomore. Ok?",
"Joey: Ok. Wait--before the first class? The first class is today.",
"Heston: That's right.",
"Joey: At 3:00.",
"Heston: Yeah. What's your point?",
"Joey: Nothing. Forget it.",
"[Scene: Gram's House. Grams is making some lunches, when Jen comes down into the kitchen with a huge smile on her face.]",
"Jen: Good morning, grandmother.",
"Grams: Good morning, granddaughter.",
"Jen: Grams",
"Grams: I have something to",
"Jen: Have I ever told you that you are my hero? That you're everything that I've ever wanted to be?",
"Grams: Well, that's lovely, dear.",
"Jen: Grams, do you notice anything different about me this morning?",
"Grams: No.",
"Jen: Well, as it just so happens, I'm happy. Today's the first day of my sophomore year and, really, I couldn't be more pleased. I don't know if you've noticed this, but I'm generally a dour sort.",
"Grams: No. Really? I wasn't aware of that.",
"Jen: Yes, and while I'm still somewhat disgusted with life, I find myself suddenly happy to be here.",
"Grams: Well, that's-- that's nice, dear.",
"Jen: You know what I think it is? I think that the disillusion of the Lindley marriage has actually restored my faith in humanity. I mean, if those 2 loons can take steps to improve the quality of their lives and--and the lives of those around them, then anything is possible. [Grams turns and looks at her] What?",
"Grams: What's happened to my granddaughter? If you've eaten her I want you to spit her out this instant.",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Grams: Hello? Oh, hello, Mr. Smalls. No, I don't have any plans. I'd love to accompany you to tea at the Boston museum of art. Oh, my. Oh, my. That would just be lovely.",
"[Jen leaves the kitchen and runs into Jack coming down the stairs with a guy, and stops them, then looks into the kitchen and waits until Grams is out of view, then waves them on]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Pacey is lying down on Audrey's bed, rubbing his eyes, when Joey comes into the room. Audrey is in the bathroom with the door closed. Pacey jumps up and goes over to Joey]",
"Joey: Hey, you.",
"Pacey: Oh, Joey. Thank god. Look, there's no time right now, but, no matter what happens in the next 30 seconds, or what I do, you do not want me to crash here with you guys. Got it? Just",
"[Audrey comes out of the bathroom]",
"Pacey: Hi.",
"Audrey: Joey potter, as I live and breathe.",
"Joey: My nemesis. Welcome back.",
"Audrey: Thank you. Hey, can, um, Pacey stay with us for a couple days?",
"Joey: Um... uh, you know what? Now is not really the best time. Uh... I've got a lot of studying to do, and, well, I mean, you know Pacey. I mean, he's kind of like a child. If he doesn't get enough attention, he starts to act out, and then there's the burping, the farting, the chronic hal-- it's disgusting, really.",
"Audrey: Don't I know it.",
"Pacey: Hey, I'm standing right here.",
"Joey: I'm sorry, I can't be a party to it.",
"Audrey: I understand. All right, well, it looks like you're shacking up with grams, amigo.",
"Pacey: Well, that's just great. You know, after all we've been through together, Joey, I really thought you'd be cooler about this. I'm actually a little hurt.",
"Joey: Well, when you put it that way",
"Pacey: Oh, no. No, no, no. Don't you try to weasel out of this now. The damage is done. Let's go, Liddell.",
"Audrey: Oh, hey! What are we doing tonight?",
"Joey: Well, I don't know.",
"Audrey: We could go out and celebrate.",
"Joey: Ah, you want to celebrate my return to Worthington?",
"Audrey: That is so sweet, Joey. Right, 'cause that's the only thing we could potentially celebrate.",
"Joey: Obviously.",
"Audrey: All right, well, later, bunny.",
"[They leave and Joey sits on her bed and begins reading]",
"[Telephone rings and the answering machine picks up, and Joey just listens to the message.]",
"Dawson: Joey. Hey, it's me, Dawson. Long time, no talk, huh? Heh. Uh, listen, I'm in town, actually, for the weekend. Um, I was wondering if you wanted to get together, maybe for, uh, some coffee or something.",
"British guy: Get off the bloody phone, leery! I'm not paying you to chat up some bird!",
"Dawson: Hold on. One second, Todd. Uh, Joey, if you get this, meet me at 2:00 at, um, this coffee shop. Paleo sun. It's on the corner of front and princess. Ok? I gotta go. Bye.",
"British guy: Leery!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Grams' house. Jack is sitting on the couch playing some video games on the TV, when Pacey comes downstairs in a suit, uncomfortably trying to put on a tie.]",
"Pacey: What do you think?",
"Jack: Yeah. Yeah, that's, uh, pretty slick, dude. Nice fit. Looks better on you, actually, than it does on me.",
"Pacey: You don't think it's too flashy, do you?",
"Jack: Uh...what's the job again?",
"Pacey: Well, I'm selling stocks.",
"Jack: What do you know about selling stocks?",
"Pacey: Not a damn thing, but Audrey's father seems to think I'd be good at it. He told me I'm a natural born hustler and I should take advantage of it while I can.",
"Jack: Well, you got to admit, pace, you do possess the appropriate degree of obnoxiousness for that particular vocation.",
"Pacey: Thanks, pal.",
"Jack: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] So, this is life at gram's house, huh?",
"Jack: Yeah. Pretty much.",
"Pacey: It's kind of...",
"Jack: lame?",
"Pacey: I was gonna say quaint, but, yeah, lame pretty much sums it up.",
"Jack: Yeah. Plus, it's getting increasingly difficult to have a life, if you know what I mean.",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah. I know what you mean. No, I don't. What do you mean?",
"Jack: Come on, you know. You meet somebody, you like them, you want to take them someplace a bit more intimate",
"Pacey: Oh. Mmm.",
"Jack: You probably don't want to hear the rest, so",
"Pacey: well, don't censor yourself on my account. I mean, Pacey Witter is nothing if not a card-carrying friend of the gay.",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Pacey: You ever think about getting a place of your own?",
"Jack: Yeah. All the time. Just can't afford it.",
"Pacey: Right, and neither can I, but... what if you and I were to get a place together?",
"Jack: You and me, roommates?",
"Pacey: Sure. Why not?",
"Jack: I can think of about a million reasons why not.",
"Pacey: Name one.",
"Jack: Well... can I get back to you on that?",
"Pacey: Ok, I'm finding us a place to live.",
"[Scene: School Lecture hall. Jen goes into the class, which is already full, and finds a seat next to the aisle and sits down, and tries to get situated]",
"Jen: Is this art history?",
"[She turns to see Grams sitting in the seat next to her.]",
"Jen: Ohh! What are you doing here?",
"Grams: Same thing you are, dear.",
"Jen: What, you're in my class?",
"Grams: Mm-hmm.",
"Jen: Oh, this is so uncool.",
"Grams: I tried to tell you this morning, but you were just prattling and I could barely get a word in edgewise.",
"Jen: How did this happen?",
"Grams: Well, I attended one of Clifton's summer school classes and it was such a delight. I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed the classroom, so I decided right there and then to go back to school.",
"Jen: Great. So not only are you going to embarrass me into an early grave, but you're also doing this for a man?",
"Grams: Jennifer, give an old woman some credit. I am doing this for myself.",
"Jen: Ok, fine, but why did it have to be art history? Why can't you take a nice little math class? You know, from what I hear using that part of the brain helps the elderly stave off the early onset of Alzheimer's.",
"[A teacher stops nest to them while walking down the aisle]",
"Teacher: Ladies, am I gonna have to separate you two?",
"[Scene: An Apartment. Pacey comes walking up the a door where the sounds of someone playing the drums comes from. He is carrying a paper in his hands, and stops at the door.]",
"[Drums playing]",
"[Knocks]",
"[the drumming stops and a woman opens the door]",
"Emma: Hi.",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Emma: Emma.",
"Pacey: Pacey.",
"Emma: Come on in then, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Thanks. Wow. Emma, this place is fantastic.",
"Emma: Yeah, it is. Expensive, too.",
"[Pacey begins tapping drums]",
"Pacey: these yours?",
"Emma: Uh, no, they're my boyfriend's. 'Cause, you know, it's so f-ing impossible to believe that a girl could play a musical instrument that they must be someone else's, right?",
"Pacey: That's not what I-- I got a bit of foot-in-mouth disease. But if it's any consolation, you sounded great.",
"Emma: Like I said, the place is expensive. Are you a student?",
"Pacey: No, no. You?",
"Emma: Yeah. Berklee school of music.",
"Pacey: The drums.",
"Emma: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Right.",
"Emma: You have a job?",
"Pacey: Uh, actually, no, not really",
"Emma: well, it was lovely to meet you, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Oh, no, no, no. I have this huge job interview tomorrow. If that counts for anything. Does it? Ok. Emma, you have a fantastic place here. And if you gave me a chance I'm pretty sure I could swing it 'cause I also have another friend who's looking",
"Emma: another guy?",
"Pacey: Yeah, a great guy.",
"Emma: No, living with guys is a terrible idea. It always ends in disaster. I have a lesbian couple coming over to look at the place again tomorrow, and both Debbie and Donna are gainfully employed.",
"Pacey: But do you think they could help you with the drum kit down the stairs every time you have a gig?",
"Emma: From the look of them, yeah, they could. And they look better than you, in fact.",
"Pacey: Ok, I can take that. If you need to emasculate me that's fine, but give me a chance. Let me bring jack by, introduce you.",
"Emma: Look, I'm sure this jack is a world-class charmer, but it's really not necessary.",
"Pacey: I'm not really understanding what it is that you're so fearful of here. Is it the sexual tension thing? 'Cause I know that could be awkward, two guys and a girl living together, but I can pretty much guarantee you that there is absolutely no possibility of either Jack or myself falling in love with you because it-- because-- that didn't come out right. But there's a good reason. Let me try again.",
"Emma: Look, it won't be necessary.",
"Pacey: No, what I'm saying is that neither",
"Emma: Bugger off, chum.",
"Pacey: Because he's ga .",
"[She closes the door in his face]",
"[Scene: Class room. Jack and Jen are sitting next to each other getting ready for class to start]",
"Jack: What are you doing?",
"Jen: I'm trying to make sure that grams isn't in this class, too.",
"Jack: Come on. Give the old girl a break. Besides, I don't think the history of pop culture is exactly her speed.",
"Jen: Who knows? The woman's crazy. Like a fox.",
"[The sound of a door closing, and jack sees a rather handsome man walk into the classroom]",
"Jack: Ok, ok. I-- whoa.",
"Jen: What?",
"Jack: [Clears throat]",
"[Jen sees the guy as he walks up to the podium and puts his bag down]]",
"Jen: [Whispers] Oh, he's beautiful.",
"Jack: Yeah. What you said.",
"Professor: Welcome, friends and neighbors, to what I hope will be an enjoyable semester. I'm betting you guys think it's gonna be an easy ride. And when you look at some of the things we're going to be studying-- things like the films of Keanu Reeves, the rise of the WB, and why reality TV shows are bad for the soul--",
"Jen: [Whispers] Do you think he's gay?",
"Jack: You're asking me? Come on, I got the worst gaydar going.",
"Jen: I think he's gay. How much you wanna bet?",
"Jack: How about $1 million? [Imitating Austin Powers]",
"Jen: Done.",
"Professor: All right. I'm available to answer any questions at any time. Truth be told, I'm pretty much just like you guys. A pop culture junkie. My wife thinks I watch too much TV, and she's probably right, but I have a built-in excuse. It's my job.",
"[Jack mouths the word WIFE]",
"Jen: How do you want it?",
"Jack: Hundreds. I'm all about the Benjamins, baby.",
"[Scene: Joey sitting at a table outside the Coffee house. She is reading a book while waiting for Dawson. She starts to get antsy, looking at her watch and back to the book. She continues to do this for a while then grabs her bad, and rushes off. Cut to Professor Heston's class. The class has already started, and Joey tries to sneak in quietly]",
"Heston: Last exit to Brooklyn is considered a classic of post-war American writing. There are in my",
"[Heston notices her trying to sneak in ]",
"Heston: hello. How are you?",
"Joey: Good.",
"Heston: Have a seat, please. Can we get you anything? Make sure that seat's ok 'cause there seem to be some available over there. This is fine. Where was I? Oh. Right. Last exit to Brooklyn is considered a classic of post-war American writing. There are--",
"[Cell phone ringing]",
"[Everyone begins looking at their phones, and Joey notices t is her phone that is in her bag, and shyly pulls it out]",
"Heston: If you can't make it stop, will you just answer it already?",
"Joey: I don't want to be rude.",
"Heston: Fine. You don't want to answer it, I will. [He takes the phone and answers it] Hello? Who's this? Audrey. No, this is professor Greg Heston. No, Joey can't come to the phone right now. But is there any message you'd like for me to relay? Sure. Yeah. No, ok. I got it. Yeah, right back at you.",
"[He hangs up the phone and gives it back to her. Several of the class mates are giggling]",
"Heston: So, where were we? [Clears throat] You know what? Before I forget, Joey, turns out Dawson couldn't make it. He was a little crazed, but he wants to meet you and the gang at Hell's Kitchen at, like, 8:30. Ok?",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"Heston: My pleasure. So, where were we? Right, ok. Last exit to Brooklyn. Any thoughts? Joey?",
"Joey: Uh... honestly the truth is I only had a chance to read one of the vignettes.",
"Heston: Joey... it's the first day of class and already you've broken a promise.",
"Joey: I'm sorry, but",
"Heston: Action, Joey. Not excuses. So, uh... what did you think of what you did manage to read?",
"Joey: I thought that it was heartbreaking. Um... I mean, the people, they're...doomed. It's like a world where the sun never shines.",
"[Man scoffs]",
"Heston: You. What's your name? Hello? [The guy who scoffed, points to himself. Eddie is played by Oliver Hudson] Right, yeah.",
"Eddie: Eddie. My name's Eddie.",
"Heston: Eddie. Hi, Eddie. What's your beef, Eddie?",
"Eddie: I got no beef.",
"Heston: Oh, no, that's crap. I sense an opposing viewpoint.",
"Eddie: No, no, I just, uh-- just, uh...",
"Heston: well, come on. Out with it.",
"Eddie: I don't know, I just feel like it's a little condescending to feel sorry for these people. I mean, who says there can't be beauty in a world where the sun doesn't shine?",
"Heston: You've read the whole book, haven't you, Eddie?",
"Eddie: Yeah. Years ago. It's awesome.",
"Heston: Well, you've got one up on Ms. Potter, anyway. So, moving on. ",
"[Eddie winks at her, then fade to black]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Pacey and Audrey are playing pool. Pacey takes a shot and sends the cue ball flying off the table, and Emma, who is working in the bar, catches the ball and puts it back on the table]",
"Pacey: Ooh! I'm so sorry. Hi.",
"Emma: You again.",
"Pacey: Well, this has got to be some kind of sign, don't you think?",
"Emma: I think it's more like an omen of bad things to come.",
"Audrey: Who's this?",
"Pacey: This, my dear, is ms. Emma Jones. The one who has that fantastic apartment I was telling you about.",
"Audrey: Oh, right.",
"Pacey: And this, ms. Emma Jones, is my sweetheart of a girlfriend Audrey. Key word being \"girlfriend.\"",
"Emma: What are you going on about, exactly?",
"Pacey: That I have a girlfriend. Right here. A beautiful, wonderful girlfriend.",
"Emma: Good for you, mate.",
"Pacey: But I have a girlfriend. So you have nothing to worry about. You know what I mean?",
"Emma: Not really, no.",
"Pacey: Ok, you tell her.",
"Audrey: Tell her what?",
"Pacey: Tell her what a good guy I am. What a great roommate I would make.",
"Audrey: I'm not telling her anything. She's hot.",
"Emma: Well, thank you.",
"Audrey: You're welcome. I don't want you living with a hot girl. You two seem to get along.",
"Pacey: That's great. Changing gears for a second, I'd like to introduce you to my friend Jack. Jack, this is Emma.",
"[Jack is trying to eat, when Pacey turns to him. Jack has just taken a big bite of food]",
"Jack: Hmm?",
"Pacey: Say hi, jack.",
"Jack: Oh. Hi.",
"Pacey: Jack's gay.",
"Emma: He doesn't look very gay.",
"Pacey: Jack?",
"Jack: Hmm?",
"Pacey: You? Gay.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah.",
"Pacey: See?",
"Emma: Well, good for jack, then.",
"Pacey: So, are we any closer to getting the apartment?",
"Emma: No.",
"Pacey: I didn't think so.",
"[Scene: Outside Hell's Kitchen. Joey looks through the window and sees Audrey, Pacey, Jen and Jack all sitting at a table, and smiles and goes inside. We cut to a little bit later, and Joey is standing at the juke box with a scowl on her face, when Pacey comes up to join her.]",
"Joey: This is so unfair. When are they gonna play my song?",
"Pacey: Well, maybe the jukebox rejected it on the grounds there's been plenty enough whiny chick-rock for one night, thank you very much.",
"Joey: Bite me.",
"Pacey: Rowr. [Pacey bites her arm]",
"Joey: Pacey. Gross. So. Now would you like to explain yourself?",
"Pacey: Why would I want to do that, exactly?",
"Joey: Earlier today. A certain frantic desire not to be confined to a certain dorm room with a certain bosomy blonde with whom you spent the entire summer.",
"Pacey: Oh, that.",
"Joey: Yes, that.",
"Pacey: [Snap, clap] Do you remember our particular summer together?",
"Joey: Rings a bell or 2.",
"Pacey: Ok, good. You remember how when we came back we were all lovey-dovey and we didn't really want the summer to end, as such?",
"Joey: Speak for yourself, but... I do recall something to that effect.",
"Pacey: Let's say for the sake of argument that I am not at all unhappy that this summer is ending. Which is not to say that I didn't have a good time, because I did, absolutely. It's just that a different Hollywood party with different Hollywood friends every night and \"Hollywood Audrey\" is a little...",
"Joey: Exhausting.",
"Pacey: In a word, yes.",
"Joey: Look, I've got a conflict here, because... see, the part of me that happens to be your close friend and erstwhile paramour says, hey, life's too short. You gotta do what makes you happy, right? But then the other part of me, the part that happens to be Audrey's close friend and college roommate says, you know what? You break her heart, I break your face. Got it?",
"Pacey: I got it.",
"Joey: Come on.",
"[They go over to join Audrey, Jen and Jack at the table]",
"Joey: So, where is he?",
"Audrey: \"Godot\" leery, you mean? I don't know. This is what it was like all summer long. He was out the door before we got up and he was never home any earlier than midnight. Todd kept him really busy, I guess.",
"Joey: Who's Todd?",
"Audrey: Do you remember the director that fired him last summer? Well, he hired him as his assistant this summer. That's Hollywood for you.",
"Joey: What about Oliver?",
"Audrey: [Audrey laughs] He flipped out, hated L.A., Kept saying that he could literally see his soul leaving his body. He left this note on Dawson's pillow that said, \"I'll see you in hell, Leery.\" Dramatic to the end, that one. Didn't you talk to him at all?",
"Joey: Oliver?",
"Audrey: Dawson.",
"Joey: Oh. Um... no. I kept meaning to call, but...",
"Audrey: Interesting.",
"Joey: I'm gonna go check on my song.",
"[Joey heads to the Jukebox, where Emma is walking by when a man begins to beat on the machine]",
"Man: I'm telling you, this thing ate my dollar.",
"Emma: Well, it's a jukebox, not a vending machine. You were expecting it to spit out a candy bar, were you?",
"Man: Are you getting smart with me?",
"Emma: I'm afraid that's unavoidable.",
"[Joey joins them]",
"Man: What are you lookin' at?",
"Joey: A drunk guy with his fly open. What are you looking at?",
"[The guy leaves]",
"Emma: [Laughs] That was pretty good.",
"Joey: It was nothing. You were doing pretty well yourself.",
"Emma: Yeah, working in a place like this definitely sharpens your tongue.",
"Joey: Tell me about it. I spent my high school years waiting tables at a place like this. Turned me into a surly wench.",
"Emma: You wouldn't happen to be looking for a job, would you? 'Cause we could definitely use a surly wench who can handle herself.",
"Joey: Um... I don't know. Maybe.",
"Emma: Um, what's your name?",
"Joey: I'm Joey. Joey potter.",
"Emma: I'm Emma Jones. Well, think about it, Joey.",
"Joey: I will.",
"Emma: And I know the jukebox is all backed up. I'm still waiting to hear \"White Wedding,\" myself.",
"[cut back to the table.]",
"Pacey: All right, well, look, it's been a barrel of monkeys, but I'm going home.",
"Audrey: What?! You amateur!",
"Pacey: I gotta get some rest, sweetheart.",
"Audrey: I don't know, Pacey. If I were in a hiring position, I'd wanna see somebody come in with suitcases under their eyes and reeking of booze and s*x.",
"Pacey: Ok, well, I will take that under consideration, but I'm still gonna go.",
"Audrey: I don't like this new Pacey. Not one bit. What happened to the Pacey of yore?",
"Pacey: The Pacey of yore is exhausted. The Pacey of yore just drove 3,000 miles in 3 days. Aren't you tired? And don't you have classes tomorrow?",
"Audrey: Well, yes. But I also have my priorities.",
"Pacey: Ok, demanda. I'm going home. Brothers, sisters.",
"[He leaves, and goes outside, where Audrey comes racing up to him]",
"Audrey: Hey, Witter! Wait up.",
"Pacey: Aw, come on, Audrey. How many times do I have to tell you? I need some rest.",
"Audrey: Please don't be annoyed with me, Pacey. Trust me. In, like, 2 minutes you're gonna be sorry that you were so annoyed with me and you're gonna feel like a jerk, and I want to save you that pain.",
"Pacey: What are you talking about?",
"[She takes out a keycard for a hotel and hands it to him]",
"Pacey: What's that?",
"Audrey: It is a key to a room in the most ridiculously swanky hotel in all of Boston. I thought that we should spend the last night of our summer vacation together in style. I mean, with all the motel 6s and whatnot, I thought it might be a nice change of pace, pace. And I promise I will let you rest. No sexual misconduct. Nothing. Just total hardcore REM sleep.",
"Pacey: You're right. I feel like a jerk.",
"Audrey: See? I told you that was gonna happen.",
"Pacey: Did you, now? Look, I'm sorry. I just-- I really want to make a good impression tomorrow. Your father was kind enough to go out on a limb for me, and I don't want to let him down because that would kind of be like letting you down, and that would suck.",
"Audrey: Pacey...",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Audrey: You're getting all serious on me. Come on. Let's go rest.",
"Pacey: I don't know how strict we have to be about that whole \"rest\" thing.",
"[Scene: Inside Hell's Kitchen. Joey is sitting at the table and talking with Jack and Jen about job prospects]",
"Joey: So I can either work for this cranky professor and advance my academic career or I can work here, be hit on by drunken louts and make excellent tips. What's a girl to do?",
"Jack: I don't even think it's a choice for you, Jo.",
"Jen: Yeah, me neither.",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Jen: Come on, given a choice, Joey Potter will always venture down the sensible path, and the sensible path in this case would be to work for professor cranky pants.",
"Jack: Nicely put.",
"Jen: Thank you.",
"Joey: I'm shocked and appalled. That's what you think of me?",
"Jack: Jo, it's not a bad thing. It's just, you know, it's who you are. And we love you for it.",
"Jen: [Yawns] All right. I gotta go home. Our lady of continuing education wants to hit the bookstores bright and early, so I need to get some beauty rest. You coming, Jackers?",
"Jack: You talked me into it. Jo, you coming?",
"Joey: Um, no, I think I'm gonna stick around here a little while longer. What?",
"Jen: Nothing. It's cute.",
"Joey: [Sighs] Go. Go on. Get out of here.",
"[They leave and we see a montage of scenes of the night while Joey sits and waits. She continually keeps looking back at the door from time to time She is there for a long time before she finally gives up decides to leave. She exits Hell's Kitchen and crosses the street as a Cab pulls up to the bar.]",
"Dawson: Joey!",
"Joey: Mmm.",
"[She turns and smiles]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Inside Hell's Kitchen. Joey and Dawson are sitting at the bar, talking to one another. You can see that they are very happy to finally be spending some time together]",
"Dawson: All right, so guess what?",
"Joey: What?",
"Dawson: Take a guess.",
"Joey: You're gay.",
"Dawson: That and... I was on the phone with Steven Spielberg the other day.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Dawson: Sort of.",
"Joey: What do you mean \"sort of\"?",
"Dawson: He called for Todd, and I said, \"hold on a second, please,\" and I put Todd on.",
"Joey: That's it?",
"Dawson: My hands were shaking.",
"Joey: \"Hold on a second, please\"? That's the best you could do for your childhood hero?",
"Dawson: I thought for sure I was gonna miss you again.",
"Joey: You almost did. Everyone left. I was next.",
"Dawson: But you couldn't bring yourself to leave, could you? You had to see me.",
"Joey: Get over yourself. I'll have you know that I stuck a dollar in that jukebox over 3 hours ago. I was not gonna leave until I heard my song.",
"Dawson: Ok. All right. My mistake.",
"Joey: So tell me about this movie you're making.",
"Dawson: Um, it's a horror movie... no matter what Todd says. He likes to tell people that it's a Hitchcockian thriller, but that's kind of like saying Happy Gilmore is an homage to Woody Allen. You look great, by the way.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Dawson: I don't say things like that nearly enough. The second I saw you I thought to myself, \"god, she looks great,\" but I didn't say anything, so... I'm saying it now.",
"Joey: Is this some player routine you work shopped in L.A. Over the summer?",
"Dawson: Can a guy not tell a girl that she looks great without there being some sort of manipulation involved?",
"Joey: Generally, no.",
"Dawson: Ok, good point. But this is you and me. General rules do not apply to you and me. They never have.",
"Joey: Can I ask you a question?",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Joey: We didn't talk this summer. At all. Why is that?",
"Dawson: Quick and easy answer would be that I was really, really busy and there just wasn't any time. Which is true, but... it's not really it, because I thought about you all the time, and about what you said about how everything would just kind of work itself out between us and it just... made me feel so good about us. I just...well, I guess I didn't want to ruin that feeling. Does that make any sense?",
"Joey: It makes a lot of sense, actually. You know what this means.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Joey: Dare I say we might be growing up?",
"Dawson: Oh, god.",
"Joey: What?",
"Dawson: That sounds so boring.",
"Joey: True. Sad but true. But I mean... case in point. You seem...different.",
"Dawson: Different how?",
"Joey: Just different. A good different... like living your dream agrees with you.",
"Dawson: I don't know that fetching lattes and having Todd's Porsche detailed qualifies as living the dream, but...",
"Joey: you know what I mean.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I do. So what about you?",
"Joey: What about me?",
"Dawson: Did you do anything special this summer? Did you meet anyone special?",
"Joey: Mmm, no one worth mentioning. And you?",
"[Suddenly Joey finally hears her song play on the jukebox.]",
"Joey: Ah! Finally!",
"Dawson: I know this song. This is a great song.",
"Joey: Yeah, it is.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Joey: Nothing. It just reminds me of something. The summer between seventh and eighth grade, and clueless.",
"Dawson: Was it on the soundtrack or something?",
"Joey: No. At least, I don't think so. Um... we went to see it at the rialto, remember? And when we got out it was pouring rain, your mom came to pick us up, but the car was, like, way across the street so you grabbed my hand and we ran for it. And it was probably only about 10 seconds or so, but when we got in the car, all I could think about was the fact that... you had held my hand.",
"Dawson: So what does it have to do with the song?",
"Joey: It was playing on the radio in your mom's car.",
"Dawson: Oh.",
"[Dawson gets up, and reaches his hand out for Joey to join him]",
"Joey: What are you doing?",
"Dawson: I was gonna ask you to dance.",
"Joey: Are you crazy?",
"Dawson: Yeah, but the offer still stands.",
"[They dance to the song]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Dawson has just walked Joey back to the room, and they go inside and Joey puts down her bag and coat.]",
"Joey: Thank you for walking me home.",
"Dawson: No thanks necessary. It's what I do. All right, I should probably go.",
"Joey: You don't have to, you know.",
"Dawson: I don't?",
"Joey: Audrey's with Pacey tonight.",
"Dawson: Oh, cool.",
"Joey: So you can take her bed if you want.",
"Dawson: I could very easily get a cab back to the hotel.",
"Joey: Of course not. I don't want you walking around out there this late.",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"Joey: No thanks necessary.",
"Dawson: It's what I do. Make yourself at home.",
"[Joey goes into the bathroom, and gets ready for bed. Joey comes out of the bathroom and Dawson is asleep on Audrey's bed. She goes over to her bed and climbs in with a semi-disappointed look on her face]",
"Dawson: Jo, you awake?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Dawson: I'm sorry. I fell asleep.",
"Joey: You must be exhausted. Get some sleep. We can talk in the morning.",
"Dawson: What time is it?",
"Joey: 5 of 12:00.",
"Dawson: Damn.",
"Joey: What's wrong?",
"[Dawson walks over to the clock above Joey's bed and moves it from 11:55 to 12:05]",
"Joey: What are you doing?",
"Dawson: Cheating. I can't wait anymore. [He reaches into his bag, and pulls out a gift bag and hands it to Joey ] Happy birthday, Jo.",
"Joey: You're the only one who remembered.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I'm good like that.",
"Joey: Thank you, Dawson.",
"[She opens it and pulls out a snow globe of Hollywood]",
"Dawson: It's cheesy. I know.",
"Joey: No, it's not cheesy at all. It's perfect.",
"Dawson: You know what you were saying before, about how living my dream agrees with me? I've been thinking about that and I want you to know that I probably would not be living any dream at all if it weren't for you. I mean, more and more I keep on finding myself in these incredibly surreal situations and every time... I always kind of, in the back of my head just think, \"what would Joey think if she could see me right now?\" You know, I guess everyone has someone who challenges them and makes them shoot for something just beyond their reach. You're that person for me. So, yeah, maybe we didn't talk this summer, and who knows, maybe we'll find ourselves talking less and less as time goes on and life gets more and more in the way, but... I gotta say, Jo, I don't feel it. 'Cause you're with me everywhere I go. Happy birthday.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"[They hug for a long time, and Joey slowly feels Dawson's hands rubbing her back, and suddenly doesn't know what to think. She slowly pulls back, and they look deeply into one another's eyes. After another long moment they begin to lean into each, at first pressing their lips together and then more passionately kissing one another. The kisses lead into heavy petting and then Dawson slowly lowers Joey onto the bed, and they continue making out, and the camera fades to black]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x01 | The Kids Are Alright | destinyros2005 |
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Dawson_s_Creek_06x02.json | [
"Dawson and Joey's reunion leads to an evening of truth and intimacy, which is ruined on Joey's birthday when Dawson receives a phone call from another woman. Pacey gets a job interview that could change his life. Sparks fly between Jen and C.J., a handsome new peer counselor she meets at school."
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"602 - The Song Remains The Same",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey and Dawson are wrapped up with one another sleeping together, Dawson behind Joey all curled up. His hand is resting on her hip, when she slowly brings hers up to his, and he entwines their fingers in one another's. Joey rolls over, and begins kissing him, and then they begin to make love again. Fade to Black. Cut to a little. Joey wakes up alone in bed and finds a not on her pillow. It reads Went out for Breakfast The door opens as she reads this, and Dawson comes in carrying some coffee.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Dawson: You're up.",
"Joey: Yeah. Um, you went out.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: Could you...",
"Dawson: sure.",
"[Dawson reaches the hook, and grabs Joey's robe and hands it to her.]",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"Dawson: So I got you a--",
"Joey: did you get me a latte?",
"[He pulls up a Single White Rose, and hands it to her]",
"Dawson: Roses. All over Worthington.",
"Joey: Kinda hokey, don't you think?",
"Dawson: Yeah, that's exactly what I think.",
"Joey: Well, it's a $500 fine to pick one of these.",
"Dawson: Worth every penny.",
"Joey: So we should probably stop and think about this. You know, about what it means. I mean, about how this will change... [He kisses her] things.",
"Dawson: Maybe later.",
"[The begins making out again. Fade to black]",
"[Scene: Hotel Room. Audrey is in bed, and she grabs the phone and begins to dial for room service. Pacey is in the Bathroom getting ready for his first day at work]",
"Audrey: yes. Hello. I was wondering if you could bring up--",
"Pacey: no, no, no, no. No room service for you this morning.",
"Audrey: What? We can afford it.",
"Pacey: We?",
"Audrey: Ok. My dad can afford it. What do you say, champagne? Bloody marys?",
"Pacey: I say that we're not on the set of dynasty and you have class in an hour. Now, which tie?",
"Audrey: Mmm, I don't know. They're both kind of hideous.",
"Pacey: Ok, look. You'll have plenty of time for fashion critiques once I actually get the job, but for right now, I just don't want to be late for the interview. Ok?",
"Audrey: I'm sure that it is just a technicality. Trust me. When my dad pulls strings, they stay pulled. How do you think I got into Worthington?",
"[Audrey begins to tie Pacey's tie for him]",
"Pacey: Oh, oh. Are they always supposed to be this tight?",
"Audrey: You have actually worn a tie before, haven't you, Pacey?",
"Pacey: Of course I have. Once.",
"Audrey: Once.",
"Pacey: Yes, once.",
"[She kisses him as he gets up from the bed]",
"Audrey: Mmm.",
"Pacey: Ok. Wish me luck. I'm out the door.",
"Audrey: Luck!",
"[Pacey leaves, and Audrey instantly grabs the phone]",
"Audrey: Yes, hello. Is this room service? Oh, my gosh. You know my name. How cool. Yeah, I'm feeling a little continental this morning.",
"[Scene: Outside the school campus. Jen and Grams are walking towards some tables, after returning from the book store.]",
"Jen: Ok, so we share the art history. Um, all this Kafka is mine, and they gave us a math book by mistake.",
"Grams: Oh! I'll take that, thank you very much.",
"Jen: Wait a second. Math? Don't tell me you actually took my advice.",
"Grams: Stranger things have happened.",
"Jen: And I suppose this has nothing to do with the fact that a certain someone actually teaches math?",
"Grams: Are you implying that there's anything wrong with taking interest in someone's life's work?",
"Jen: I think it's a slippery slope. I mean, one minute you're taking an interest and the next you're sublimating your own thoughts and desires, and for what? For a grand chance to participate in the great patriarchal heterosexist fraud that is better known as monogamy? I mean, is that really how you want to spend your golden years, folding some man's laundry and pretending to actually share an interest? I mean, haven't we come further as a sex--",
"[Grams notices that the guy sitting behind them is staring at the back of Jen's head as she is going on.]",
"Jen: what?",
"[Jen turns to see the guy looking at her]",
"Jen: Hi. Hi. I'm sorry. Are we bothering you? Because, perhaps if it's not too much trouble, you could just get your own conversation.",
"Guy: No. Sorry. It's just that I've been sitting here trying to figure out where I've met you before, and suddenly I realized I've never met you before.",
"Jen: Great. Well, I'm really glad that we got that figured out.",
"Guy: I've heard you on the radio.",
"Grams: She was on the radio. [Jen gives her a dirty look] Well, you were. She was very good, too.",
"Jen: Ok, you got me. I'm busted. I was on the radio. But I'm not anymore, so... thank you very much for listening and buh-bye.",
"Guy: So did you get fired or what?",
"Jen: What is this, an interview?",
"Guy: I'm just curious.",
"Jen: [Sighs] Well, let's just say that I had some... artistic differences with the new management.",
"Guy: Fine. Then we'll just say that.",
"Jen: Fine.",
"Grams: Excuse me, young man. Would you care to join us?",
"[Scene: The Stock Interview. Rich, the manager, is lecturing a group of new recruits including Pacey who are all sitting around a large table listening to his every word.]",
"Rich: It's 8:35 on a Saturday morning. The phone rings. Who is it? Cable company, phone company, debt consolidators. Why do they keep calling back? Because it works. Now, if you don't think you can do that, if you don't think you can commit to becoming the lowest form of life, the kind that lives by his wits, the kind that doesn't take no for an answer, then I suggest you leave. No. You know what? In fact, I insist you leave. Right now!",
"[No One gets up and leaves]",
"Rich: All right, then. To clarify: The hours are long, the pay is crap, when you're not working, you will be studying for your series 7 stockbroker exam. There are no second chances here. If you do not pass this test on your first try, you will be let go from the training program and replaced by one of a zillion other guys who would kill to have this job. Questions?",
"[Pacey looks around then raises his hand]",
"Pacey: Well, given how completely and historically screwed the market is right now, why would any sane person want this job?",
"Rich: Same reason people play the lottery.",
"Pacey: You mean money?",
"Rich: No. Not that there's anything wrong with money. I mean hope. That tiny surge of adrenaline that courses through your veins right before you check the winning numbers. That's what we're selling here. That's what every stockbroker sells, and you all wouldn't be here if you didn't want some of it. So, those of you who want it bad enough, I'll see you Monday morning. Otherwise, disperse.",
"[Everyone leaves, and Rich is finishing up a piece of paperwork, when Pacey stops to talk to him]]",
"Pacey: I actually do have one more question.",
"Rich: Shoot.",
"Pacey: Who the hell are you?",
"Rich: Rich Rinaldi.",
"Pacey: Pacey Witter. And, Mr. Rinaldi, I don't need till Monday morning. I'm in right now.",
"Rich: Look forward to working with you, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Pacey goes to leave]",
"Rich: And, uh... you might want to rethink that suit. Seems a little gay.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Dawson is getting all his stuff together, as Joey is in the bathroom. Dawson looks over and picks up the snow globe that he gave here and looks at it, when Joey comes out of the bathroom.]",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Dawson: Hi. You look beautiful.",
"Joey: Thank you. Do you have to work today?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah. Uh, but I was thinking maybe we could get together later on.",
"Joey: Great.",
"Dawson: Like around 5:00?",
"Joey: Sure.",
"Dawson: Ok. I'll, uh, I'll call you.",
"Joey: Great.",
"Dawson: Not like, \"I'll call you,\" like the bad cliche, like I say that I'll call you and I never do.",
"Joey: You mean not like e standard blow-off you get from a frat guy trying to make a graceful exit from the world's most embarrassing hook-up?",
"Dawson: Yes.. I'm mean not like that.",
"Joey: Not embarrassing.",
"Dawson: No None of that. No.",
"Joey: So I guess we're in agreement that since last night, words have totally lost all meaning. Because I just spent 15 minutes in that bathroom trying to think of something to say to you, and, well, all I could come up with was \"hi.\"",
"Dawson: I liked it. It was heartfelt and sincere.",
"Joey: It was idiotic.",
"Dawson: I can top that. The note that I left on your pillow this morning? 4 drafts. I spent like an hour trying to come up with something historically meaningful to say to you, something that would encapsulate everything about how I felt about us, about s*x, about the most incredible night of my life, and you know what I came up with?",
"Joey: \"Went out for breakfast.\"",
"Dawson: 4 of the dumbest words in the English language, and not one of them says what I meant to say.",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Dawson: I have to get that. Hello.",
"Todd: Leery, I'm waiting! Why am I waiting, you ask? 'Cause you're not bloody here.",
"Dawson: Yeah, sorry about that. I was--",
"Todd: you're just gonna get your ass over here, that's what you're gonna do.",
"[Hangs up the phone]",
"Joey: Go. Call me later.",
"Dawson: Ok. And then we can talk. We can finish what we were--",
"Joey: right, but I have one important thing to ask you right now.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Joey: What happened to the other 3 drafts?",
"Dawson: Oh, I tossed them in the dumpster.",
"Joey: I see. When you went out to get coffee?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: I thought that was a little suspicious.",
"Dawson: It was, actually, and--and now that you mention it, um...",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"[He looks at the caller ID, and it reads SATAN. Joey notice it an smiles]",
"Joey: Todd calling.",
"Dawson: How could you tell?",
"Joey: I'm assuming Satan could only be one person other than Beelzebub himself.",
"[He answers the phone]",
"Dawson: Hello.",
"Todd: I'm gonna need a triple espresso and some sort of pastry-type situation, preferably Italian.",
"Dawson: I'm on my... [Click] Way.",
"Joey: Go. Get out of here. I'm afraid to see what happens if the devil calls 3 times in one hour.",
"Dawson: You know, before I leave, I just want to make absolutely certain--",
"Joey: Dawson...",
"[She kisses him]",
"Joey: [Whispers] Shut up.",
"[She kisses some more to keep him quiet.]",
"Joey: Good-bye.",
"[Dawson leaves, and they both lean against the close door back to back without knowing the other is doing it too. ]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson comes into an alley, carrying a coffee and a pastry, and finds Todd standing in it. Todd is just getting off the phone.]",
"Todd: Would you murder someone in this alley?",
"Dawson: Yeah, you, for wanting to change a location 18 other people have signed off on. Here.",
"Todd: What? No 20-minute speech on how you're too good to get my coffee?",
"Dawson: No 20-minute tirade on how it's cold?",
"Todd: I must be mellowing.",
"Dawson: Or I've been bringing you decaf all summer.",
"Todd: Ha ha ha ha! Right. Which would explain the lack of me yelling at you this morning when you failed to show up at our prearranged meeting place.",
"Dawson: That was a lack of yelling?",
"Todd: You weren't in your room, either.",
"Dawson: No. I spent the night at a friend's.",
"Todd: A friend's? Had I known you actually had any friends, I wouldn't have wasted valuable production dollars on lodging you. Well. Well...details.",
"Dawson: Not a chance. Every good thing that's happened in my life I've essentially managed to talk out of existence. I'm not gonna do that this time.",
"Todd: Suit yourself. So, what am I doing today?",
"Dawson: You'll find out when you get there.",
"Todd: Enough.",
"[They get into a car and leave]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. It is early, and the bar has just opened. Joey walks into the bar, and begins looking around, when Eddie from her Lit Class runs into her as he passes by her.]",
"Joey: Excuse me.",
"Eddie: Yeah.",
"Joey: You obviously don't remember me, but--",
"Eddie: oh, yeah. Sure. Nice to see you again.",
"Joey: Excuse me.",
"Eddie: Sorry, I don't really have time to chit-chat.",
"Joey: I'm not attempting to forge some kind of social connection here.",
"Eddie: Well, good, because--",
"Joey: you can just apologize and we'll move on.",
"Eddie: Apologize?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Eddie: Look, it's really simple. You read the book, you come to class. Preferably in that order.",
"Joey: You finished?",
"Eddie: Yes.",
"Joey: Good. You bumped into me just now in your mad dash to read the lunch specials.",
"Eddie: Well, I'm sorry.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Eddie: Didn't realize you were so delicate.",
"[He leaves, and Emma comes walking up to her]",
"Emma: Hey! You came back. Joey, right, from last night?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Emma: So you decided the glamour and prestige of waitressing was for you, after all.",
"Joey: Well, let's just say I'm currently re-aligning my life priorities.",
"Emma: And getting your bum grabbed by a bunch of sadistic drunks is in your top 5.",
"Joey: No, but... I'm trusting my instincts for a change. So, is the job still available?",
"Emma: Yeah. I'll put a word in with the manager. Oh, in the meantime, fill this out.",
"[She hands Joey an application]",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Emma: No problem.",
"Joey: He doesn't eat here often, does he?",
"Emma: Him? Not particularly, no. [looks over at Eddie] Oh, he does work here. He's the bartender.",
"[Scene: Grams' House. Audrey is sitting at the table as Pacey is finishing up cooking some food. HE takes a plateful of spaghetti and walks over with a ladle of sauce over it.]",
"Pacey: So, no classes today, either?",
"Audrey: No, I had to shop, you know, for the thing tonight. [She tries unsuccessfully to stop him from putting sauce on the spaghetti on the plate] Oh, honey, don't put the--",
"[Jack comes into the kitchen]",
"Jack: mmm. Something smells good.",
"Audrey: Here. Bon appetit. That's ok.",
"Pacey: So, uh, what's the verdict, man?",
"Jack: Oh, man, I looked at 5 apartments this morning, leading me to the inevitable conclusion that everything in our price range is both disgusting and roach-infested.",
"Pacey: Except for this place I looked at yesterday.",
"Jack: Yeah, but is it clean?",
"Pacey: It's immaculate.",
"Jack: Whew.",
"Audrey: Jack, I'm scandalized. Is that an obviously gay trait that you've just revealed to us?",
"Jack: Hey, I'm clean. All right? Sue me. Try living with someone's grandmother for a few years.",
"Pacey: The solution here is really obvious. We gotta go back. We gotta try again. We have to convince this woman of why it is she wants to live with the two of us.",
"Audrey: If she doesn't want to live with guys, she doesn't want to live with guys. Who can blame her? Who wants to deal with all those little shaving hairs in the sink when you're trying to brush your teeth in the morning? Ecch.",
"Pacey: Honey, as much as I love you, you're missing the point. He is a neat guy.",
"Jack: That's one way of putting it.",
"Audrey: And you are a slob. Admit it, Pacey, you're not just a guy, you're a guy's guy.",
"Pacey: Ok, granted, yesterday I may ha been a guy's guy. Today, I am a guy with a job.",
"Jack: You got it?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah.",
"Jack: Congrats, dude.",
"Pacey: Well, it's not so much a job, really, as an opportunity to become the lowest form of life, which I'll explain later, because right now we have an apartment to get.",
"Audrey: Mmm. We?",
"Pacey: Yes, we.",
"[Pacey dials the phone and hands it to Audrey]",
"Pacey: Swallow.",
"Jack: Heh heh heh.",
"[The just finishes her mouthful when Emma answers the phone]",
"Audrey: Hello. Hi. I was, um... I was wondering if I could come look at the apartment today.",
"[Scene: Outside on the campus grounds. Jen and the guy from earlier are sitting at a table talking still.]",
"Guy: No, I think it's nice.",
"Jen: Yeah, that's what everybody says. \"Oh, you live with your grandma. That's so sweet.\" How do they know I don't beat her with a stick and leave her tied to the radiator all winter?",
"Guy: Is this a cry for help?",
"Jen: Do I look like I need help?",
"Guy: No. Actually, you look like someone who'd probably be good at giving it.",
"Jen: Oh, god.",
"Guy: What?",
"Jen: Oh, no. It's not your fault. This is my fault. This has happened to me before. This religion thing is not really--god. No! Not god. Not god. I'm gonna go.",
"Guy: Wait, look. You're right. I do want something from you. Several things, actually. But, first, I want you to sit back down.",
"Jen: Sss...ok. I'll perch.",
"Guy: Fine.",
"Jen: I'm not fully committed to the sitting.",
"Guy: Understood. Um",
"Jen: I could leave at any moment, especially if you continue to not say anything.",
"Guy: Sorry, it's-- this is kind of a difficult thing to phrase properly. Um... no matter how I say it, I'm gonna sound like a total dork, so... have you ever heard of the stand? B",
"Jen: Buh-bye.",
"Guy: W-wait a second. Wait a second. It's not a religion. It's a peer counseling program.",
"Jen: You're saying you think I need counseling?",
"Guy: No. I'm saying I think you could give counseling.",
"Jen: Oh, you mean help people.",
"Guy: Yeah. Look, all I'm asking is that you come to an information session tonight. It starts at 7:00.",
"Jen: And you'll be there?",
"Guy: Yeah, I'll be there.",
"[Scene: Joey comes walking along the side of a large warehouse, in a very deserted area of Boston. She continue to look around lost, and then picks up her cell phone and dials it.]",
"Joey: I think I made a huge mistake.",
"Dawson: Excuse me?",
"Joey: A wrong turn or something. I mean, this can't be the place I'm supposed to meet you. There's no \"here\" here.",
"[Dawson is at work on the set, and slowly makes his way towards one of the outer doors.]",
"Dawson: Wrong again.",
"[She turns around to see Dawson standing holding the door open for her.]",
"Joey: What is this place?",
"Dawson: This is where we're shooting the movie. Well, most of it. Actually, did I mention it takes place in the seventies?",
"Joey: No.",
"Dawson: Yeah. A bunch of teenagers obsessed with the Boston stranger end up spending the weekend at this old house in cape cod, scaring the crap out of each other, of course.",
"Joey: Sounds familiar.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Actually, I'm really proud of the set. Todd let me have a lot of input into the design.",
"Joey: Why is that?",
"Dawson: Because I'm a valued assistant.",
"Joey: I suspected as much.",
"Dawson: And he doesn't trust his production designer.",
"Joey: A notoriously shifty race of people?",
"Dawson: And he says he has no friggin' idea what a typical American house should look like.",
"Joey: A typical American house?",
"Dawson: Come o what's it like being me?",
"[They turn the corner, and come across a set that looks just like the porch of Dawson's House. They go inside, and Joey can see that the interior is also Dawson's house, and is surprised and impressed at the same time.]",
"[Scene: The Movie Set. We pick up exactly where we left off with Joey looking around in shock.]",
"Joey: Dawson, this is incredible.",
"Dawson: All that stuff about you can't go home again.",
"Joey: You can.",
"Dawson: Through the magic of movies.",
"Joey: Isn't your mom gonna freak when she sees your house in a horror movie?",
"Dawson: Heh heh. It probably won't be too good for property values, but you got to admit it's kind of cool.",
"Joey: It's more than cool. Dawson, this is spectacular. It's like it's your movie.",
"Dawson: Well, except it's not. I'm just the director's assistant.",
"Joey: Come on, you have to admit you've come a long way since sea creatures from the deep. I mean... it's like it's the real thing.",
"Dawson: As real as something can be that's entirely an illusion.",
"Joey: Entirely?",
"Dawson: Well, see for yourself",
"[The go upstairs to the door of Dawson's bedroom, and open it to find an empty area that opens up to the roof of the porch. The walk out to the edge and look down, and Dawson walks up and puts his arms around Joey's waist.]",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] Yeah. We, uh... kind of ran out of money. Hmm.",
"[Todd comes walking over to them from below]",
"Todd: Leery, you sick b*st*rd! How many times have I told you... hello, hello, hello. Leery's got a bird.",
"Dawson: Oh, boy.",
"[Joey and Dawson go down to meet him.]",
"Dawson: Todd, Joey. Joey...Todd.",
"Todd: Hey.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Dawson: Joey goes to Worthington.",
"Todd: What's that, like a college or something?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Todd: Never heard of it. So, what do you think of our set?",
"Joey: Um, it's amazing.",
"Todd: It will be. Do you still got that list we made of all the bloody things wrong with it?",
"Dawson: Every bloody one. I already got the art department started on the corrections.",
"Todd: Excellent. We're coming back and filming in 2 weeks, you know.",
"Joey: That's what I heard.",
"Todd: So, you'll, uh... you'll come back and visit us then, then?",
"Joey: I hope so.",
"Dawson: Ok. Bye.",
"[Dawson leads Todd away from Joey for a minute]",
"Todd: You've giving me the bum's rush out of here, isn't you? Is that so you can take the night off and go frolicking with that bird?",
"Dawson: Something like that.",
"Todd: So, what time's the car leave for the airport tomorrow?",
"Dawson: 8:00. Wake-up call 7:30, second wake-up call 7:45.",
"Todd: Right. So, I'll see you then. Go get 'em, tiger.",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Audrey, Pacey and Jack have just arrived and walked in looking for Emma.]",
"Audrey: Whoa. Nice place.",
"Jack: Yeah. Yes, this is definitely the one.",
"Pacey: All right, so we're all clear on exactly what it is thing we need to do here, right?",
"Audrey: I don't know. It might actually be a little too nice.",
"Pacey: Audrey--",
"Audrey: yes, clear. Audrey Liddell, character witness for the defense. Whatever. Hello? Hi. I'm, um, I'm here about the apartment.",
"Emma: I remember you. For yourself?",
"Audrey: In a way, yes.",
"Emma: In a way that involves you living here and me never having to see either of these 2 wastrels again for the rest of my natural-born life?",
"Audrey: Not exactly, no.",
"Emma: I'm afraid there's been some sort of mistake.",
"Pacey: Whoa, hey. Just hold on a second here. You're not even gonna let the woman speak her mind?",
"Emma: Well, the fact that she's with you raises serious doubts as to whether she has one.",
"Pacey: Look, I just want a second chance because I obviously did not make the best first impression yesterday, but I am positive that if you did give me a second chance, I could sell you on the obvious benefits of living with 2 fine young gentlemen like--",
"[Two women walks down the stairs and stop halfway down]",
"Woman: yeah, hi. Um... we thought it over and we'll take it.",
"[Emma turns back with a mocking smile on her face for Pacey]",
"Emma: Sorry. It's too late. Nice tie, by the way.",
"[Scene: The counseling Center. Jen is standing near the door, as one of the members is giving a pep speech to the people who have all gone there.]",
"Woman: Ok, so, as I was saying, most of what we do around here is simply information and referrals. And 99 times out of 100 just reminding someone to take a deep breath... [Inhales] And to keep on breathing is enough. Tomorrow will be another day, for you, too. Which brings me to our number one rule around here: Never be afraid to ask for a hug at the end of a tough day.",
"[Gen Leaves and runs into the guy from earlier outside.]",
"Guy: Hey, Jen! Hi. You made it.",
"Jen: Yep. Made it.",
"Guy: Well, let's go. We're late.",
"Jen: You know, I'm sorry. I can't go back in there.",
"Guy: Back in there?",
"Jen: Yeah, I was already in there. I saw the posters, the-- it's just--it's just that it's not for me-- the hugging and the one day at a time.",
"Guy: Oh, ok. I see. So, you're one of those people who've found some other way to live, one that doesn't involve one day at a time.",
"Jen: Look, I don't want to knock your system. I'm sure that it's a really good system, but--",
"Guy: it's just not cool enough for you. That's fine.",
"Jen: No, I didn't say that. I--I mean, honestly, I think it's really nice that you have something that you believe in like that.",
"Guy: You say that like it's a bad thing.",
"Jen: No, it--it's just that I'm not much of a joiner. Um... it was really nice to meet you... and good luck, and...bye.",
"[Jen goes to leave]",
"Guy: So, then, why did you come?",
"Jen: Um...that's not obvious?",
"Guy: For argument's sake, let's say it's not.",
"Jen: I made myself this promise over the summer.",
"Guy: What was that?",
"Jen: That, no matter what, I would really do things differently this year, like try to make new friends and stuff, and I can't do that by pretending to be somebody that I'm not, because then those friends that I make would think that I'm something that I'm not.",
"Guy: And what aren't you?",
"Jen: Well, for starters, I'm not as great as a person as you think I am.",
"Guy: Well, that's too bad. It was nice to meet you. And no matter what happens this year, I hope you do one thing.",
"Jen: What's that?",
"Guy: Change your mind about yourself.",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Pacey is still trying to convince her to let them move in.]",
"Pacey: Listen, Emma, you're gonna have to take my word for this, but lesbians are notorious for committing too soon. You give it a week, they're gonna be splitsville and throwing your appliances at each other.",
"Emma: How do you know I'm not gonna be throwing my appliances at you? And, for that matter, how do you know I'm not a lesbian?",
"Pacey: That's a good point.",
"Emma: And you make your living selling people stuff.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] It's just I-- when you stop and think about this, you're going to realize that the benefits to living with the two of us far outweigh the disadvantages. So let's just think about it for one second, shall we? How is it that 2 schlubs like us can afford to live in a place like this, because the neighborhood is not that great, am I right? I am right, so you gotta give me that one, right? Living with 2 guys, it's like having free security. Secondly, I am a fantastic cook, and I will cook you anything, anytime, anywhere, but the piece de resistance, and we discussed this last night, I am a thoroughly monogamous, domesticated, American male with a girlfriend, a steady girlfriend.",
"[He points to Audrey, who takes a cue from this]",
"Audrey: Yeah, it's true, you know, about the cooking, although... we'll probably actually be breaking up soon, and then god knows what string of hos he'll have running through this joint, and he's really noisy, too,",
"[Laughs]",
"Audrey: Especially when he's, um, having--",
"Pacey: honey? Honey.",
"Audrey: Darling.",
"Pacey: Sweetheart?",
"Audrey: Yes.",
"Pacey: Sidebar.",
"Audrey: Sure!",
"Pacey: Excuse me.",
"[Pacey pulls Audrey aside. While he is doing this Jack has gone over and begun talking to the two women interested in the apartment.]",
"Jack: Well, I mean, you know, it's a pretty cool place... yeah. But she told you about the--the mice problem, right?",
"[He looks over at Audrey and Pacey who are having a conversation of their own]",
"Pacey: Ohh, god. [Chuckles] Thought you were gonna be helping on this.",
"Audrey: I didn't like this situation last night, and now that I see you bantering back and forth with that girl, I like it even less!",
"Pacey: That Girl? That girl hates me!",
"Audrey: I know. She hates you too much. I don't trust it!",
"[The women with Jack look a little worried.]",
"Woman: Thank you.",
"Jack: Sure, no problem. Yeah, anytime.",
"[The women begins to make their way out of the apartment]",
"Emma: Hey!",
"Woman: Thank you very much. Let's go.",
"Emma: He--hey--no! Hello! Wait! Please stop. Where are you going? Hello! Hi! Wait! Wait! Come back!",
"[Emma tries to stop them]",
"Pacey: What did you say?",
"Jack: Oh, my love for this apartment knows no ethical boundaries.",
"[Scene: The movie set. IT is the end of the day, and everyone is leaving. The lights begins to shut off when Dawson finally comes over to join Joey who has been waiting for him.]",
"Dawson: I'm sorry that took so long.",
"Joey: Oh. No problem.",
"Dawson: So, I was thinking...",
"Joey: mmm. Always a dangerous proposition.",
"Dawson: Yeah. I'm thinking I wanna take you out tonight. For your birthday, officially. If you don't have other plans.",
"Joey: Well, [Laughs] Considering no one else even remembered my birthday, I can't imagine any other plans I would have. But, Dawson, I'd kinda like to change first. I-- I thought maybe we could have a, uh, drink before dinner.",
"[Dawson leads her through the house set, and makes his way onto the porch, and stops, and flicks a switch an hundreds of twinkle lights around the porch light up. Dawson points to a table on the porch where there is a gift basket lying next to it.]",
"Joey: Kinda hokey, don't you think?",
"Dawson: Yeah, that's exactly what I think.",
"Joey: You put a little thought into this.",
"Dawson: Just a little.",
"Joey: Whoa! There must be, like, $100 worth of stuff in here.",
"Dawson: Mmm, it's probably more like, 200.",
"Joey: [reads card] \"Dear Todd, thanks for choosing us. We look forward to processing your dailies\"?",
"Dawson: Champagne?",
"Joey: Dawson, isn't Satan gonna notice that this is gone?",
"[Pop]",
"Dawson: You know how many gift baskets a Hollywood director gets at the start of a new production?",
"Joey: How many?",
"Dawson: A lot.",
"[He hands her a cup full of champagne]",
"Dawson: A toast. To Joey potter... on her 19th birthday, a day that will live in infamy.",
"Joey: A great day.",
"Dawson: And one that hasn't ended yet.",
"[They begin to kiss again]",
"[Scene: Outside Joey's Dorm room. Joey and Dawson come walking up to the door hand in hand. They stop before going into the room.]",
"Joey: It's late, isn't it?",
"Dawson: Mmm.",
"Joey: Guess we sort of lost track of time.",
"Dawson: Yeah, in a good way.",
"Joey: Meaning?",
"Dawson: Time's the enemy, right? Our enemy?",
"Joey: Mmm, you're not planning on turning into a pumpkin at midnight?",
"Dawson: No, but I am leaving tomorrow.",
"Joey: And then what?",
"Dawson: And then I come back.",
"Joey: Back to what, exactly?",
"Dawson: To us.",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Joey: Do you hear something?",
"Dawson: Nope.",
"Joey: You should answer that, you know.",
"Dawson: Why?",
"Joey: Because you love that job.",
"[Sighs and laughs]",
"[He looks at the phone and hangs it up]",
"Dawson: Not him.",
"Joey: You're lying.",
"Dawson: No, I'm not.",
"[cell phone rings again]",
"Joey: Dawson, yes, you are.",
"[She grabs the phone from him and opens it up to look at the caller ID]",
"Dawson: I'm not. Wha-- hey, Joey! What--giv--give me--",
"[Laughs]",
"Joey: Who's the girl?",
"Dawson: Joey...",
"Joey: no, who's the girl calling your cell phone?",
"Dawson: That's not fair.",
"Joey: No, tell me. Who is it?",
"Dawson: Nobody.",
"Joey: Oh, nobody. That's interesting because she-- s",
"Dawson: he's a friend. She's a--some friend from L.A.",
"Joey: Well, first she's nobody, and now she's a friend. Which is it, Dawson?",
"Dawson: She's just a girl. She's a girl I've been kind of seeing.",
"[Audrey comes out of the dorm room, and interrupts them]",
"Audrey: Hi! Um, are you guys gonna stand out here all night? Because, um, we're trying-- not very successfully, mind you-- to throw you a surprise party.",
"[Joey and Dawson go into the room and find Audrey, Jen, Jack, and Pacey inside.]",
"All: Hey, surprise! Happy birthday!",
"Audrey: [Giggles] You hate it, don't you? No!",
"Joey: [Fake Applauds] Lucky me!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Dorm room. Joey is receiving a gift from Audrey, but everyone can sense the tension in the air.]",
"Audrey: Do you love it? I got it at Fred Segal, so you can't return it even if you don't, but not that you would because it's totally stunning and everything!",
"Joey: I love it, Audrey. It's great. It's just what I wanted. Thank you.",
"Audrey: You're welcome!",
"Jen: Joey, is something wrong?",
"Joey: Oh, no! God, no, I-- wow, it-- excuse me for a second.",
"[She grabs Dawson's arm and drags him into the bathroom after him and begins yelling at him, and every word can be heard outside the bathroom.]",
"[Door slams]",
"Joey: You have a girlfriend?! I slept with you last night, and you have a girlfriend?",
"Jen: [To others] This is a very unhappy birthday.",
"Dawson: I didn't say that. I said I'd been seeing someone.",
"Joey: Seeing someone! What the hell does that mean, Dawson?!",
"Dawson: I don't know, but the point is, Joey, I broke up with her the second something happened between us.",
"Joey: How?! How, in your mind?!",
"Dawson: The first thing this morning. Where do you think I went when I left?",
"Joey: I thought you went out for breakfast! I didn't know you were getting up early to go break up with someone else!",
"Dawson: Well, would you rather I didn't?",
"Joey: No! I would rather you weren't involved with someone when we finally sleep together!",
"Dawson: Joey, I'm sorry if this ruins the fantasy, but this girl means nothing to me compared to you--",
"Joey: you should've told me!",
"Dawson: When? Where?",
"Joey: Before!",
"Dawson: Joey, stop!",
"Joey: Why? Why stop now?",
"[She exits the bathroom with Dawson following her]",
"Joey: Everyone here who thinks Dawson should've told me he had a girlfriend before he decided to sleep with me, raise your hand.",
"[The girls raise their hands but the guys don't]",
"Dawson: You're blowing this way out of proportion.",
"Jack: Uh--uh, ok, maybe you guys should, uh, just take a breather for a moment, let cooler heads prevail?",
"Pacey: Or we could just leave.",
"Jack: Uh, that's a great idea. Let's go.",
"Audrey: Uh, no, I can't.",
"Pacey: Honey, now's not the time.",
"Audrey: I'm sorry. I know that Dawson's our friend, too, but I personally cannot leave until Joey says it's ok.",
"Joey: It's fine, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Ok, good. Happy birthday, Jo.",
"Jack: They are gonna rip each other's heads off.",
"Pacey: Let's just go.",
"[The all leave Joey and Dawson alone]",
"Dawson: We didn't talk at all this summer, which was your choice as much as it was mine.",
"Joey: So I asked you to lie to me?",
"Dawson: Joey, you and I both know if either one of us had stopped and thought for even a second last night, then what we did never would have happened, and I for one am not sorry that it did. If you are, then that's-- that's a completely separate argument. That's actually a much bigger deal than--",
"Joey: Dawson, you have a girlfriend! How is that not a big deal?",
"Dawson: Had a girlfriend, Joey. And, look, I'm willing to admit that the timing on this is far from perfect, but I'm sick of waiting for this so-called perfect timing that's obviously never gonna happen for us.",
"Joey: Oh, yeah, right. You know, it's... better to just get it over with and move on, you know? \"Slept with Joey. Just... cross that off my list of things to do.\"",
"Dawson: You know that's not how I think.",
"Joey: How do I know that, Dawson? I haven't talked to you all summer. Apparently you've changed so much that you're willing--",
"Dawson: you really think I'd wanna sleep with you and not want it to mean more, Joey? You think I've been waiting all these years for us to have one night together and then go our separate ways?",
"Joey: Oh, I'm sorry you got sick of waiting, Dawson. I'm sorry that I wanted our first time to mean something more than just--",
"Dawson: it does mean more, Joey! It-- I mean, it--it means everything to me. I-- I don't know what it means to you.",
"Joey: Oh, you're saying that I wanted this to happen?",
"Dawson: No, 'cause that would involve you actually knowing what you want, which we both know is not likely to happen anytime this decade.",
"Joey: Oh, great, you know? Use something when I was a child!",
"Dawson: You're still a child, Joey. You're still the same scared little girl who--",
"Joey: who what? Who what, Dawson? Who broke your heart? God! Is the statute of limitations ever gonna end on that one? Ever?! Dawson, I'm sorry I don't have the same dreams I had when I was 15 years old, and I'm sorry that I moved on faster than you did, but you know what? Maybe not everything that happens to you is my fault! And maybe just because I want more from my life than--",
"Dawson: more than what? More than us? You don't know, do you? You've never known. The entire time I've known you, all you've wanted to do is escape. From me, from Capeside. I mean, you say that I'm the dreamer. I'm the one who doesn't wanna live in the real world. Well, I'm doing it, Joey. Right now. I'm living in the real world. It's you who wants the fantasy.",
"Joey: I want the fantasy?",
"Dawson: Yes.",
"Joey: Who lit the candles? Who bought the champagne?",
"Dawson: Who dumped who 4 years ago? Joey, I know what I want. I've always known what I want. Before we destroy whatever chance we might actually have at having a relationship, I'm asking you, please, stop and think about this. Is this really what you want? Is this... really the way that you want things to end between us?",
"[Joey thinks this over and the camera fades out]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Jen, Audrey, Pacey and Jack are sitting at a table together after getting out of the war zone.]",
"Audrey: They do this all the time, right? No big whoop. I mean, it's normal to fight. It's healthy.",
"Pacey: Ooh, I don't know if healthy's the word I would use to describe their relationship. I mean, I'm all for \"will they, won't they\" finally getting their shot, but for 2 people to be that dependent on each other for their life's happiness is just--",
"Audrey: incredibly romantic?",
"Pacey: Or perhaps structurally unsound?",
"Jack: Yeah, I'll second that.",
"Jen: Whoa, wait a second. All of a sudden you're coming out as some sort of nonbeliever?",
"Jack: Hey, let's not forget who broke them up the first time around.",
"Audrey: Ooh! Jen?",
"Jen: Oh, don't look at me. I'm too far messed up in this thing to have an opinion. I am just the road kill on the Dawson and Joey highway.",
"Audrey: [Laughs]",
"[Emma walks up carrying a tray of drinks]",
"Jen: Ok... 4 incredibly expensive soft drinks.",
"Audrey: Thanks.",
"Jack: Thank you.",
"Jen: Can I get you lot anything else? Didn't think so.",
"[Emma leaves and Jack goes after her]",
"Jack: Uh, Emma, hold on a sec.",
"Jen: Yes?",
"Jack: Listen, I, uh, just wanted to apologize for this afternoon--",
"Jen: you can have it.",
"Jack: Excuse me?",
"Jen: The flat. You can have it. I just didn't want to give your little friend there the satisfaction, but he was right about the security. The neighbors got broken into twice last year. So, if you like, you can move in at the weekend.",
"[She hands him a set of keys]",
"Jack: You will not regret this.",
"Jen: Oh, yes, I will.",
"Jack: [Chuckles] Thank you.",
"[Jack calmly walks back to the table like nothing has happened]",
"Pacey: So what did she say?",
"[He throws the keys onto the table]",
"Jack: We're moving in this weekend.",
"Pacey: Seriously? Yes! Grr!",
"Jack: Ok, I suppose a toast is in order, though why I should be toasting to you leaving me all alone at grams' is beyond me.",
"Audrey: Yeah, and I don't really think I should celebrate something that could be the death knell of my relationship.",
"Pacey: Well, we're in a bit of a bind then, 'cause we do need a toast.",
"Jack: Well, uh... to friendship then.",
"Pacey: To friendship.",
"Jen: To friendships.",
"Audrey: To friendship.",
"[Audrey laughs]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Dawson is sitting alone on the floor at the foot of Joey's bed, while she is in the bathroom crying. The camera goes back and forth between them, until finally Joey dries the tears from her eyes, and walks out of the bathroom, and Dawson slowly looks up to her.]",
"Joey: What time's your flight?",
"Dawson: 10:00.",
"Joey: You should probably allow extra time--",
"Dawson: I will. Why are you doing this, Joey?",
"Joey: We're doing this, Dawson. It's what we do. It's what we always do.",
"Dawson: Last night was real. Today was real. It's you, not me, who doesn't wanna deal with the realities of an adult relationship.",
"Joey: You're right.",
"Dawson: That's it? I'm right?",
"Joey: I want the fantasy. I want more than anything for us to be together. But not like this. Not screaming at the top of our lungs about things that happened 4 years ago.",
"Dawson: But if we can't argue like this and get past it, then...",
"Joey: maybe there's nothing here worth saving. Maybe last night was just...",
"Dawson: Just what?",
"Joey: Just 2 old friends making a huge mistake.",
"Dawson: Wow. If that's the way you feel, then--then I... should go.",
"[Dawson grabs his bag and leaves. He closes the door behind them and begins to walk down the hall. He stops and goes back to the door, and just as he is about to grab the handle of the door, he stops himself. We see Joey on the other side of the door, with her hand almost on the door handle too, and she is also slowly pulling away from the handle.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"[Dawson leaves, and the time passes in Joey's dorm room, we eventually find her lying on her bed crying, and sh is looking at the snow globe that Dawson gave her, and the camera pulls to it, then fades]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x02 | The Song Remains the Same | destinyros2005 |
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"Joey's worst nightmare comes true when she accidentally sends a very personal e-mail she wrote for Dawson to the entire student body. The next morning, Joey's e-mail is the topic of virtually all campus discussions when Professor Hetson decides to debate it with his students. Meanwhile, Jack makes an attempt to get to know a little better his cultural professor, Mark Freeman, who pays no attention to Jack. Pacey, while struggling to survive the first days on his new job, closes a very important deal for the firm, which his wheeling-dealing mentor Rich Rinaldi takes full credit for. Eddie, a student in Joey's reading class, who also works as the bartender at Hell's Kitchen, persuades Joey to confront any challenge that Hetson throws and not show any weakness since Hetson thrives on it. James Van Der Beek only appears in the last scene of the episode, and doesn't have any lines."
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"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey is sitting in front of her laptop computer, trying to type an email to Dawson, and all she has managed to type so far is Dear Dawson and the title of the email The Incident. And from there she does not even know how to continue. She spends a long time trying to figure out how to start the email, but just can't figure out how to start. Audrey is just getting back to the room.]",
"Joey: [Sighs]",
"[Door opens]",
"Audrey: Oh, my god! You're still there, like a vegetable.",
"Joey: Writing a good e-mail is hard.",
"Audrey: Yes, especially when it is a huge mistake.",
"Joey: Shut up.",
"Audrey: Joey, I am serious. E-mail expression is the scourge of the modern age. The internet has made it way too easy to express oneself. Ok, you have some fleeting thought. You send it. It lands with a thud in some unsuspecting person's mailbox. Said person then reads it, gets irked because you've recapped a conversation that you presumably already had. They fail to respond. You feel slighted. But if you must be one of these pathetic passive/aggressive e-mail types, far be it from me to stop you. What do you have so far?",
"Joey: Well... I had \"Dear Dawson,\" and then I erased it.",
"Audrey: Why? I think that's a nice start.",
"Joey: I seemed cold.",
"Audrey: True. I mean, you did just nude-up with the guy. Oh, I'm sorry, or did you guys do it through a hole in a sheet because that's very Dawson and Joey to me.",
"Joey: Again, shut up.",
"Audrey: Sorry. Ok, so what do you want to say?",
"Joey: I don't know. I mean, I don't like the way things ended, and I want him to know that I care, but I also want to hold on to my righteous indignation.",
"Audrey: Obviously. Well, why don't you just pick up the phone and call him?",
"Joey: I'm afraid we'll just fall right back into our old patterns. Trust me. E-mail is a far safer alternative at the moment.",
"Audrey: Ok, if you must do this, then I say that you go for it. You know, be gooey and be embarrassing, but most of all, just be real, Joey. Say all of the things that you can't say to his face, the whole nine.",
"Joey: You're right. I better get to work. But...thank you, Audrey.",
"Audrey: No problem, sister Christian.",
"[Joey goes back to the email and her words finally start flowing from her. She spends long hours typing out the email, as Audrey watches for a while, and finally goes to bed. Joey finishes it very late in the night, and clicks the address book and goes to Dawson's email address, and yawns as she clicks, but accidentally selects Campus-broken-email-Worthington.edu, which was right above his name, and sends the email out to the entire campus.]",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Jack has just woken up and comes downstairs to the kitchen when Emma is sitting at the counter, drinking a rather weird shake like drink, which is grayish in color. Jack half asleep walks by her noticing her drink and continues to the refrigerator.]",
"Emma: That's gross.",
"Emma: That's gross. Yeah. I thought you'd be more",
"Jack: sensitive? Well-groomed? Up by 6:00 drinking a zone shake?",
"Emma: To begin with.",
"Jack: And I thought you'd be little more",
"Emma: Snaggletoothed? Sucking down the tea? Choking on bangers and mash?",
"Jack: [Chuckles] Yeah. Well, it's a service we provide to those less educated of our cultures-- you and I... we keep them guessing.",
"[Pacey comes downstairs all dressed up in suit and tie for work.]",
"Jack: [Snickering]",
"Pacey: Ok, ok. Yuck it up, kiddies, 'cause this is how I will appear every morning in all my formal glory. Some of us actually have to work for a living.",
"Jack: Oh, poor Pacey Witter has a job that million would want that he's vastly under qualified for.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on.",
"Jack: What's up with that hair, man? Why is it... the way it is?",
"Pacey: It's too much product?",
"Emma: Now, are you sure that blonde of yours isn't a ruse, Pacey?",
"Pacey: Emma, you know, if you can't deal with the man love, [Slap] I don't think this thing's gonna work out.",
"Emma: Don't remind me. And I know you've got this brilliant job and all, but you're still going to have to put the dishes in the wash before you go.",
"Pacey: Which is exactly why I came down here.",
"Emma: And you, jack, left the door unlocked last night after the hard sell you two boys gave me about free security.",
"Jack: That wasn't me. That was him. [Pacey points at Jack from behind his back] I'm totally nonconfrontational. All right, ok. All right, duly noted. Man, between the suit and nagging it's like a good old-fashioned American family around here.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. It is now morning and Joey is just waking up. She walks over to her computer to see if she has gotten a response from Dawson, and when she opens her mailbox, she finds hundreds of responses to her email, and goes to the Sent email box, and notices that she sent the email to the entire school. She begins to freak.]",
"Joey: Audrey!",
"Audrey: What?",
"Joey: Audrey, wake up.",
"Audrey: What?",
"Joey: The e-mail.",
"Audrey: What about it?",
"Joey: I sent it to everyone, not like \"the gang\" everyone-- countless strangers, \"campus wide\" everyone.",
"Audrey: Well, honey, why would you do that?",
"Joey: It was a mistake. I was tired. I clicked on the wrong address.",
"Audrey: See? I told you that wasn't a good idea.",
"Joey: That's all you have to say?",
"Audrey: I don't know. Sucks to be you?",
"[Audrey goes back to sleep]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Work. Pacey is just arriving to work to notice that the place is bustling with activity. HE seems to be a little confused, and notices Rich over by one of the desks and heads over towards him.]",
"Rich: Witter!",
"Pacey: Rinaldi.",
"Rich: That's \"sir\" until you buy me flowers, Witter. Where have you been?",
"Pacey: I'm really sorry. I was just under the impression that I wasn't supposed to be here until 9:00.",
"Rich: Ahh, \"supposed to.\" Well, that's cute. Are you supposed to dress yourself, or does your mommy actually want you to look like a pansy? Look around. You see these guys? Apparently, these gentlemen are free thinkers. Since you've yet to grow a pair, you get stuck with these.",
"[Hands him a stack of folders]",
"Pacey: And what's all this?",
"Rich: That is a collection of about 30 cold days in hell: Rich guys sittin' on piles of money so high that their daughters eloped and sold their own babies on the black market just to put ramen on the table. We have never been able to sell them stock, and they will certainly never buy it from the tardy likes of you. You better get on the phone. We work on commission here. And the guys on your list don't know how dreamy you are, so I would work that blue collar charm full-throttle. Stop battin' your eyes at me.",
"Pacey: Is this some sort of punishment?",
"Rich: I'm just tryin' to get you to leave. I don't have enough desks.",
"Guy: [Chuckles]",
"[Scene: Pop Culture Class. Jen is about to walks into an aisle of seats when Jack stops her so that he can go in first]",
"Jack: No, Jen. Jen, can I sit on the inside? I want to sit on the inside.",
"Jen: Sorry.",
"Jack: What?",
"Jen: Ahh... sorry. Are we done playing musical chairs yet?",
"Jack: I just want to be able to see the board.",
"Jen: Don't insult me with your scholarly guise. You just want to get a good look at freeman.",
"[They come up to a seat next to Audrey]",
"Audrey: And why not? Mother, may I?",
"Jen: Audrey, not that we don't enjoy having you here, because we do, but don't you have your own classes to go to?",
"Audrey: Worthington's charms are lost on me.",
"Jen: Miss one more week, and maybe they'll just kick you out.",
"Audrey: Awesome.",
"Jack: Guys, shh!",
"Jen: Ok, I forgot to tell you. This is studious jack, not to be confused with fun-time jack. He doesn't like to miss a word of freeman's lecture, so you should just try to keep it down.",
"Audrey: So tell me something. Between m and grams, how do nap during class?",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Freeman: Ok, everyone...",
"Jen: You Don't",
"Jack: Shh! Shh! Guys, guys, guys.",
"Freeman: Before we get started, I just wanted to inform those among you who are truly enamored with our twisted culture. That there's a little extra credit assignment today. Now, my heart be broken if nobody shows up. I will, however, silently judge you for the rest of the semester. There's a theater downtown that's showin' a double-feature which exemplifies our culture's obsession with the beautiful girl who plays ugly. The plain Janes who go on to grace the covers of Cosmo the same month their makeover movies come out.",
"Jen: Oh, no. Scholarly jack is gonna make me watch miss congeniality again.",
"Audrey: I love that movie.",
"Jen: Eh-heh!",
"Freeman: So, see me after class for details.",
"[Scene: Heston's English Class. There is a lot of commotion in the class and you can see everyone going over printed copies of Joey's email, and giggling to one another. Joey arrives to class late again, and everyone stops and looks up at her, including Heston who is handing out some copies of something. Joey walks across the room and sits in an empty seat.]",
"Heston: Ok, kiddies, knock back your ritalin and settle down. You may recall, we were wrapping up a rather depraved discussion of Portnoy's complaint last week. Sadly, we won't be dabbling in Roth's stream-of-consciousness sexual rivers much longer, but fate assigned us some additional reading last night via e-mail. I think you all got a copy, so why not? Let's discuss something you actually might've read. \"Dear Dawson, I don't know where to begin.\"",
"Joey: Uh, professor Heston",
"Heston: nobody likes a show-off, potter. You don't reach a point for several paragraphs, so I'll skip ahead. \"In the moment when we touched, maybe we went somewhere else that rose above all this, but then we landed, and I think maybe we crashed.\"",
"Class: [Laughter]",
"Heston: Why, when broaching the topic of s*x, do so many writers try to write themselves out of it? Sexuality and all its dysfunctions are intrinsic to the human experience, maybe the one thing we can all relate to at the end of the day-- well, neurosis and the god thing aside. And the reason that Roth seduced us and miss morning after here didn't is that while Roth isn't afraid to get his hands quite literally dirty with rapid-fire sensual description, our e-mail author here distances herself from the act with vague metaphors. Can't be stream of consciousness if you're observing from the shores... right?",
"[Heston heads over towards Joey and she does her best to ignore everyone. Just trying to ignore that this has happened at all]",
"Heston: Right.",
"[She looks around and notices everyone laughing at her]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Pacey's place of work. Pacey is trying to sell someone over the phone.]",
"Pacey: Well...no. I mean, I certainly understand that logic, Mr...\"Engel.\" But m telling you, if you invest in this stock right now, your value, I mean, it's-- it'll double...eventually. The stock? Well, the stock-- the stock is strong. I mean, if you-- percentage wise? Well, yeah. You're probably looking at a good 15--hello?",
"[The person hangs up]",
"Rich: Smooth, Witter.",
"Pacey: Ah, the guy just caught me off-guard.",
"Rich: Listen, you gotta stop making excuses. I've heard you on the phone this morning. You think people are gonna relate to a plucky, blue-collar kid from southie?",
"Pacey: Capeside.",
"Rich: Whatever. It still reeks of the white picket and the black lab. You're talking to these people like you're trying to get a date for Friday night. \"I'm Pacey. I'm sensitive. I care about your needs.\" That's the angle of the guy that's trying to sell the herald. Don't make him feel like the prettiest girl in the room. Make them feel like morons for doubting your financial prowess.",
"Pacey: So you actually want these people to hang up on me?",
"Rich: No. I want them to believe you, which is never going to happen unless you put some heart into it, Witter.",
"Pacey: Ok, fine. How am I supposed to sell them the stock? I don't even know what the damned thing is.",
"Rich: Find your in with these guys. Become them. Become who they want to be. Think with those judgmental, ageist, racist, sexist, stereotyping parts of your brain that you've worked so hard to conquer. Believe me, you're never gonna land a guy like topper playin' the nice guy.",
"Pacey: And who exactly is Topper?",
"Rich: Mr. Eli Topper is the next guy in your pile, fantastically hard sell. He lives in a little apartment on the outskirts of Boston, doesn't want to pay the city tax. He made his money in the eighties, and now he's just sittin' on it.",
"Pacey: Why do you bother going to all the trouble of gettin' that money if you're not gonna use it to better your life?",
"Rich: Guys like topper believe it can buy them an upgrade in heaven. Since you and I know we're never going there, grab your keys. We're goin' off campus.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey has shown up for her first day of work, and Emma is showing her the ropes.]",
"Emma: Ok, so remember, you can't technically pour the alcohol, at least not while I'm on with you. No need to bring in the visa beasts.",
"Joey: No offense, Emma, but you do know I've worked in a restaurant before. I've seen them built. I've seen them burn down, not that I had anything to do with that.",
"Emma: Fascinating, but you've never worked in this dive, now, have you? Come on, then. Have a go at table 3.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Girl 1: All I know is that I would think long and hard before sending an e-mail like that to a guy I just slept with.",
"Girl 2: I know, right? I mean, unless you just never wanted to hear from him again.",
"Joey: Do you guys know what you want?",
"Guy: Come on. Not all guys are like that.",
"Girl 1: Oh, whatever, mike.",
"Girl 2: You're gay.",
"Girl 1: Can I have a quesadilla and a pale ale?",
"Guy: Well, maybe the guy is gay, too, and that's why he screwed her over.",
"Girl 1: Ok, look, she is obviously starving for attention, broadcasting it like that? I mean, really, what's the point? Unless you're on the real world or whatever.",
"Joey: You know, maybe-- and this is just a shot in the dark-- she didn't mean to send it to the gossips at large. Maybe she's just trying to get some private closure, never dreamed she'd be subjected to the Oprah psychobabble of her life-lacking peers. Now, do you guys want something to eat, or should I just bring over a nice tray of bon-bons so you guys can hunker down and watch your stories?",
"Girl 2: Eh-hee! Maybe later.",
"[Scene: Boston Bay Campus. Jack, Jen, and Audrey are heading to the theater to watch the extra credit movie. When they get there the notice Professor Freeman standing outside]",
"Jen: [Laughter] Boston bay is not a party school, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Spare me your lies, Jen. I am not going back to my evil den of higher learning. This is clearly where it's at.",
"Jack: Hey, the midday keggers get a little old after a few semesters, trust me. [He notices Freeman by the door to the theater] I tell you what, I'm gonna meet you guys in there. I'm gonna go talk to professor freeman.",
"Jen: Don't you think that's a tad Tracey flick? He doesn't know who you are.",
"Jack: Sure he does. I've raised my hand and talked in class a lotta times. He's noticed. He has.",
"Jen: All right... swim fan. Somebody has got to talk to that boy about his love of the straights.",
"Audrey: Whatever. It's totally hot.",
"[Jack leaves them and heads over to Freeman]",
"Jack: Hey. Not a very big turn out, huh?",
"Freeman: No, um, apparently not.",
"Jack: I guess not everybody is as enthusiastic about the girl who cried ugly as we are.",
"Freeman: Right. I'm sorry. Do I know you?",
"Jack: Uh, no. Sorry. Jack McPhee. I'm in your pop culture class?",
"Freeman: Oh, I'm sorry, jack. That class is massive, hard to keep people straight.",
"Jack: Heh heh! I'll bet. Ahem. I'll--I'll see you in there.",
"Freeman: Ok.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is working behind the bar with Emma.]",
"Emma: You're sure I haven't made a fantastic mistake, then, living with those 2?",
"Joey: Nope. I'm sure you won't be bored.",
"Emma: Now, that's a cold comfort.",
"[She looks up and sees Heston walk into the bar.]",
"Joey: You've gotta be kidding me.",
"Emma: Him? Yeah, he comes in here all the time.",
"Joey: Oh, of course he does. He's obviously been assigned to ruin my life, and he seems determined to do it in record time.",
"Emma: Listen, I'm not going to run for cover every time a dark cloud forms over your head. So I suggest you nip this in the bud. It's all yours.",
"[She leave Joey to him]",
"Heston: I can see why this joint would be much more alluring that the confines of the English department: All that silence, all those books.",
"Joey: And then, of course, your constant positive reinforcement.",
"Heston: Yeah. Right. That would get really annoying after a while. Are you waiting for me to order, or did you have somethin' to say? 'Cause it kinda looks like you've got your bone-to-pick face on.",
"Joey: And how would you know what that looks like?",
"Heston: Word gets around. I'll just have a tuna melt and a beer.",
"Joey: Sure. [she turns to get his order but stops and turns back to him.] Professor Heston",
"Heston: oh, there you go.",
"Joey: Yeah, here I go. Look, I'm sure your hard-as-nails thing really works for you. I'm sure it earns you respect, and I'm sure that I will learn a lot in your class. But after today, I really wish you would've turned me away when you had the chance.",
"Heston: I thought you'd be flattered to be in the spotlight. I don't single people out that often.",
"Joey: Contrary to what you apparently believe, I'm not an idiot, professor Heston, and I'm fairly certain in the 20 minutes you spent mocking formative was a major off ramp from modern comp lit. And I'd just like to know, does today's total evisceration exonerate me, say, through November, or does this sort of public ridicule delight you indefinitely?",
"Heston: Why, I don't know. I mean, we're about to get into the poignant ramblings of Joyce and Woolf, and your work provides such a marked contrast. Hey, Joey... you do fancy yourself a writer, correct?",
"Joey: Yeah, you could call it a hobby.",
"Heston: So I'm sure that you've gathered at this point that on top of being neurotic and plagued with self-doubt, writers have to endure public humiliation every once in a while. You were the one that walked into my office promising me fearless academic ego, but I have yet to see it. If you can't handle my class-- and countless have died trying-- why don't you just quit?",
"Joey: I'm not a quitter.",
"Heston: People love saying that. It's like they saw it in some movie once and they liked the way it sounded.",
"Joey: I'm not just saying it, ok? I wanted to take your class because I wanted to learn something, and I wanted to work hard, but I didn't want to be personally ridiculed in the process.",
"Heston: Your heartfelt rant to what's his name proved good fodder for the topic at hand. It's hard to write that s*x stuff, which you aptly proved. And if, by chance, one day you manage to get your writing circulated beyond the campus in box, there will always be an irritable writer type claiming to do better. Maybe you didn't mean for this one to go out into the world. Whatever. Bygones. Declare victory and move on.",
"Joey: Where's the victory in this little scenario?",
"Heston: One down, only a lifetime of proving yourself left to go. And if you're staying in my class, start proving that it's worth it... to one of us, at least.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Car. Pacey and Rich are driving down the road, and Rich is having some trouble with the state of Pacey's messy car. He flings a few items from the dashboard into the back seat.]",
"Rich: Man, you don't actually sleep in this car, do you?",
"Pacey: Not recently. I just moved into a new place.",
"Rich: Good 'cause I don't want to start feeling sorry for you or anything. You don't, uh, see these around much anymore.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on, man. This is a great car. I mean, sure, it's a lot of work, but she's worth it, you know?",
"Rich: Yeah. Turn into that dealership right over there.",
"Pacey: What? Are we goin' for a test drive?",
"Rich: Eh heh heh! That's one bonding experience that's passed us by. No. This one is signed and paid for. Just pickin' it up.",
"[They pull up to dealership and see a very expensive car in the window.]",
"Pacey: You've gotta be kidding. You cannot possibly be getting a Z8.",
"Rich: Nice, huh?",
"Pacey: Nice? How could you possible afford a car like that? You're not that much older than me.",
"Rich: Yes, but I'm so much wiser. Don't sweat it. Maybe if you snag Topper, all this'll be yours before you know it. Nice car. I'll take it from here.",
"Pacey: Hey, I happen to like my car, thank you very much.",
"Rich: Yeah. You've got a way to get around town, but it's all about what your car says about you.",
"Pacey: Ok, I'll bite. What does my car say about me?",
"Rich: That you're a sentimental fool of a man-child. You're too weak for a real car, so you tinker with your little medium-cool vintage one. You surround yourself with all things good, but not good enough. You don't want to grow up, so you don't go to school and you borrow your suits and you let your facial hair run amuck. That's fine, but then why bother getting in the ring at all if you're not even gonna throw a friggin' punch?",
"Pacey: What?",
"Rich: Are you gonna go in that office every day and watch guys collect their money so you can write a thoughtful piece about it in your memoirs?",
"Pacey: Well, maybe I don't care about any of that stuff. Maybe I'm just tryin' to pay my rent.",
"Rich: Come on, Pacey. I see somethin' goin' on in there. You're not subjecting yourself to me because you like my tie. You're hungry. So quit effin' around and go for it already.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Work. Pacey is in the middle of a very successful Phone conversation with a client compared to his earlier attempts.]",
"Pacey: Hey, I hear you, Mr. Topper. When my father needed an open heart, I didn't even touch my savings. He got himself into that mess, he can get himself out. Right? But look, you and I are both very busy men, and if you don't want to hear about this stock today, that's fine by me. I'm just gonna call one of our more active buyers. Well, yes. The... the packet of information that my company sent you is certainly worth taking a look at... but it is nothing compared to what landed on my desk this morning. But, look, you and I... we both know-- you're not one of our more active buyers, so if you're not interested in this, that's fine by me. Just tell me right now, ok? Spare me the niceties, 'cause I am not your prom date. I'll just call my other guy. I mean, I made him 50 grand last week. I'm pretty sure he'll be happy to take my call. Right? Ok, so here's the story. The buyers in the market are playing it pretty close to the vest right now. But when they wake up in the morning, they're gonna be kickin' themselves, literally, because the buying price on this will have doubled. And if you get in right now, you're gonna be beatin' the guys who wake up in the morning, remember that they actually have a pair, and that greed is good, Eli. And the sucker down the street, he's never gonna know the joy that you know because by getting in early, you made 10 times the profit that he did, and that's somethin' you'll be able to rub in his face every time you pick up your paper. Ah. I knew you were a smart man the second you picked up the phone, Eli. [Chuckles] Um, let me just put you through to my assistant, and, uh, you can give her all your information. It has been a pleasure doin' business with you.",
"[Pacey goes to the meeting room, where Rich has just finished a meeting.]",
"Rich: Thanks, guys. Latham, get me that spreadsheet by 3:00. [ The rest of the people leave.] Don't you knock, Witter? I could've been havin' a nooner.",
"Pacey: Oh, I thought you were. Anyway, guess what. In fact, you know what? Don't guess. You'll ruin it for me. I...just closed topper.",
"Rich: You're kidding me.",
"Pacey: No, my friend, I'm not. I closed topper. I sold him some BS line from an eighties movie, and he bought it. It was like I was a profiler. I could smell the cheap beer on this guy's breath. He would rather buy stock today and ask questions tomorrow just so long as he's the richest guy on the block that week. It's amazing. I sell, he buys. It's that simple. Can you believe it?",
"Rich: You know what? I can't. Man. Witter, I knew you were a sneaky little twerp, but I never thought you'd pull this on me. Not today. Come here. Give me a hug.",
"Pacey: You serious?",
"Rich: No. But go to that refrigerator and get us some icy-cold beverages. I'm proud of you, son.",
"Pacey: Will do!",
"[Scene: The Theater. The movie has just let out, and Freeman is saying bye to a few students, and Jack, Jen and Audrey come out. Jack notices Freeman, and goes over to him.]",
"Freeman: [Sighs] So anyway, I'll see you Tuesday.",
"[The student leaves]",
"Jack: Hey, professor freeman.",
"Freeman: Hi. Jack, right?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Jen: Yeah. That's jack. I'm Jen. I'm in your class, too.",
"Freeman: That's right. I've seen you two sit together.",
"Jen: Mm-hmm. Hi.",
"Freeman: Am I losing my mind? Are you in my class, too?",
"Audrey: No! No, I'm just a really big fan of your work. You know? And the--and the work of...beautiful, ugly women everywhere, and I'm--I'm really just...interested in this pure culture of ours, and... yeah, so... do you guys want to go visit Joey at work and partake in some refreshments? Professor, you're more than welcome to join us if you're into the whole crossing the line kind of thing.",
"Jack: You know what? That sounds great. I'll tell you what. Why don't you guys get the car, and I'll meet you at the corner.",
"Freeman: You're gonna let me drive the Saab?",
"Jack: [Chuckles] Of course, Jennifer. Why wouldn't I? Uh, so why don't you two skedaddle, and I'll see you in a second?",
"[They go skipping off]",
"[Both men chuckle]",
"Freeman: Well, there you go. At least I know who's not in my class. Right?",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Freeman: Did you forget something inside, jack?",
"Jack: Oh. No. Uh, no. Look, I don't expect you to know who I am. I just wanted to tell you that, uh, I really enjoy your class.",
"Freeman: Oh, w",
"Jack: And I haven't really cared about school in a while. In fact, I haven't really cared about anything in a while. But, you know, seeing the work that you put into your lectures and seeing a teacher that's invested in being interesting and dynamic in class and not just tryin' to blow through another 50 minutes, it just, you know, really... means a lot to me. I didn't even really know what I was gonna declare as a major, but now it's, I don't know if it's the way that you word things or it's the subject matter, but... I walk away from class still thinking' about it, and--and, you know, I just look forward to the next time, and, uh... I was just wonderin' how I could become more... involved. You know.",
"Freeman: [Chuckles uncomfortably] Are we talkin' about the class, Jack, or are we talkin' about me?",
"Jack: W-wha--no. No. Oh. Um...no, that's not what I meant. It's just, you know-- I--I mean, I'm not-- well, I am, but",
"Freeman: Don't sweat it. Um... look, I'm glad you like the class. And, uh...and I think it'll show in your work this semester. I-I'm walkin' this way. Are you?",
"Jack: Yeah. Yeah.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Work. Pacey is trying to work on the next client, but is not having much success with this one.]",
"Pacey: But, Mr. Ickee, I'm telling you, it's a one-time-- hello? Cheap b*st*rd.",
"Rich: Any luck?",
"Pacey: Uh, no, not on that one.",
"Rich: Yeah, knew you were a one-hit wonder.",
"Pacey: You wish, man.",
"Rich: Here, sport. Buy yourself some lunch.",
"[He hands him some quarters]",
"Pacey: Are you kidding?",
"Rich: No, you gotta work your way up here come on, do it fast. No one else is getting lunch today. They'll think I've gone soft. 5 minutes.",
"[Pacey goes to the lunch room where there are several other guys in there talking]",
"Man: Did anyone hear it?",
"Man 2: No, man, but Johnson said it was killer.",
"Man: Yeah?",
"Man 2: Yeah. Said it was like he smelled the blood and didn't stop until he tasted it.",
"Man: [All laugh] He is so frickin' awesome. Mmm.",
"Pacey: What's going on?",
"Man: Oh, you didn't hear?",
"Pacey: That's why I'm asking.",
"Man: Rinaldi, man. He closed topper.",
"[All laugh]",
"Pacey: What?",
"Man: They said it couldn't be done.",
"Man 2: The guy is, like, my personal god.",
"Man 3: [All laugh] Hey, ease up, Henderson. You're lookin' a little light in the loafers.",
"Man 2: Hey, you think he'll get a partner for that?",
"Man: Oh, he'll get something.",
"[several leave and one of them is in line after him by the machine]",
"Man: You gonna pick something or not?",
"Pacey: Uh, no, man. Uh... look, in fact, this one's on me. Enjoy yourself, all right?",
"[He hands him the quarters then leaves]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is walking towards the bar, when Eddie has just arrived for work. Eddie is heading behind the bar, putting on an apron, when Joey walks up to the bar.]",
"Eddie: Hey. You start today?",
"Joey: So it would appear. Uh, I need 2 beers and a vodka tonic. Um, Emma's in the back.",
"Eddie: Oh, yeah, right, you can't pour your own drinks. Well, this should be fun, baby-sitting you on top of everything else.",
"Joey: And what's that supposed to mean?",
"Eddie: Oh, don't get all fired up, ok? You know, I'm just not in the mood to take on your rage against the world tonight. I'm sure you'll be just as oversensitive tomorrow.",
"Joey: Oh, I get it. You wanna see me crack, huh? The endless horrors of the day are a waste unless they result in my nervous breakdown?",
"Eddie: Oh, what, did you have a bad day or something?",
"Joey: Oh, like you don't know. Too bad you didn't show up for class today and hear Heston's brilliant critique of my e-mail. That was the high point, I think, although I also loved walking into rooms to hear people whispering and laughing at me, and then there's nothing better than reaching for the last jell-o and getting unsolicited sexual advice from a stranger.",
"Eddie: Sounds fascinating. Sorry I missed it.",
"Joey: You know, contrary to popular belief, I didn't send that e-mail to get feedback from you and everyone else, and I was kind of thinking that since I've been mocked for the better part of the day, maybe you could spare me and concentrate on your own deep unhappiness for a while.",
"Eddie: You know, strangely, before you got all... crazy confessional on me, that's exactly what I was doing. I hadn't been planning how to best torture you. You see, we don't just walk off into a void when we leave your line of vision. Some of us even have our own lives and don't even talk about you at all. Now, I'm sorry that some brutal ivy league kids made fun of your e-mail today. To tell you the truth, I'm not much of an internet kind of guy, so, sadly, I have missed yet another aspect of your riveting, charmed life. But if you can't pour the drinks, can you at least serve them?",
"[He hands her, her drinks]",
"Eddie: Thanks.",
"[Scene: Pacey's work. It is the end of the day, and Pacey is watching everyone leave as he stands there waiting for Rich. Rich grabs his coat and notices Pacey standing there waiting.]",
"Rich: Ahh... Witter. Thought you'd gone home.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I figured you were waiting so you could sneak out the back door. But I just had a question I had to ask you, and--and, please, do me a favor and just spare me the dime store speech on what a sucker I am until I've left, okay?",
"Rich: I can't promise you anything.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I'm gettin' that. I just--I wanted to ask you why you bother with the act, with the whole, you know-- the \"tough love, let me show you the ropes\" act? 'Cause you don't actually want me to succeed, do you? In fact, you're praying for me to fail. That way you have one less sheep in the herd, right? And if I do succeed, then you're gonna be my friend? No, then you're gonna keep on taking my money that I earned and counting it as your own.",
"Rich: Do you need me here for this, or...",
"Pacey: Well, I just wanna know why you bother! Why would you take the time out of a busy day to build someone up and make them feel like they were worth something if you're just gonna steal all their glory at the end anyway?",
"Rich: This is a business. I didn't wake up this morning looking for some plucky kid to take under my wing. I came here to do my job, just like every day. Running you hard? Yeah, that's my job. Singing your praises isn't. Landing Topper, that was a fluke. A genius fluke, but a fluke nonetheless. We don't hand those deals over to the little guys. You haven't even taken your series 7. That bodes well for the future, but today? It means nothing.",
"Pacey: So, what, I'm just supposed to turn the other way on this? I'm supposed to slap you on the back, congratulate you on a job well done like the rest of your minions? No, man! That is not why I came here.",
"Rich: You can do what you wanna do. Maybe you'd rather continue floating numbly in the status quo. Maybe you wanna be me, and that's so scary you can't think straight. So walk away, Witter. It's what you do. And this is what I do, and I'm freakin' good at it. You wish you were this good, and that's why you bother trying. You think someone didn't do the exact same thing to me? [Laughs]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Jen, Audrey and Jack are sitting at a table when Joey comes up to them carrying a tray. She puts a pitcher of pop on the table, and gives them each a glass.]",
"Jack: Done like a true professional.",
"Joey: More like a permanent bar wench.",
"Jen: Sorry it was such a bad day, Jo.",
"Joey: Serves me right. We don't take kindly to closure in these parts.",
"Audrey: You know, if it makes you feel any better, I hardly heard about the e-mail all day long.",
"Joey: Audrey, you weren't on campus all day.",
"Audrey: Details, Joey!",
"Jen: Does Dawson even know about it?",
"Joey: No, that's the thing. I mean, it wasn't even addressed to him. My intimate aftermath was discussed in English class, but Dawson will never know.",
"Jen: Well, maybe that's not such a bad thing, because this way there's a little more space between you guys, and, uh, technically, you still have a clean slate.",
"Jack: Yeah, seriously, I mean, personal humiliation could've been a lot worse than the public kind.",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"Audrey: What dream world are you two living in? [She realizes that they were trying to comfort Joey] Oh... right. Sorry. Ok, so, I have an idea, I'll be, like, your sponsor, and then the next time you're Jonesing to express yourself, you can just call me.",
"[Pacey comes in to join them]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Audrey: Pacey!",
"Pacey: Ohh! Oh, dear, lord.",
"Audrey: Aah! Today was terrible! Don't ever go back to work, never, never, never, never, never!",
"Pacey: Don't tempt me.",
"Audrey: Ohh, you know I will!",
"Pacey: Hey, guys.",
"Jen: Hello, Mr. Witter. We're not drinking, we swear.",
"Jack: Rough day.",
"Pacey: Oh, you don't know the half of it. Can you save a seat for me? I'm gonna go freshen up.",
"Audrey: Yeah.",
"[Pacey leaves to go back to the bathroom]",
"Joey: Is he ok?",
"Audrey: I don't know, but it's not my fault, I swear.",
"[Jen notices Eddie at the bar.]",
"Jen: Joey, who is that?",
"Joey: Eddie.",
"Jen: He is a ruggedly dreamy sort.",
"Joey: He's got a major chip on his shoulder, the size of which rivals only the one on my shoulder. He's ok.",
"Jack: Is Emma still here?",
"Joey: Uh, no, she left about an hour ago. I think she was heading home.",
"Audrey: How is it living with her? Does she run around in her underwear and ask you guys to zip things up for her?",
"Jack: That's funny. Actually, the three of us took a bath together this morning.",
"Jen: And I thought you only took baths with grams.",
"[Pacey returns and turns to Audrey]",
"Pacey: Hey, can we go get a breath of fresh air for a sec?",
"Audrey: Of course, honey.",
"[Scene: Outside Hell's Kitchen. Audrey and Pacey are leaning on his car talking about his rough day at work.]",
"Audrey: Pacey, that is bull! You can't let this guy get away with it. He's just gonna keep doing it!",
"Pacey: I have no doubt that he will, but I don't think tattling on him is gonna do any good. This is the way that they do business. I didn't know that getting in, but I know it now. The only question that remains is how do I get through the days?",
"Audrey: Well, that doesn't sound like the greatest way to live. Pacey, you're 20 years old and you're already waiting for time to pass. Honey, why don't you quit?",
"Pacey: Ohh, because it's not that easy.",
"Audrey: Yes, it is! Pacey, these are supposed to be, like, the easiest days of our lives. I mean, we're supposed to be in there with our friends, you know, coming up with ridiculous drinking games and making each other laugh. I think we've all kind of figured out that the real world is a pretty crappy place, so what's the rush in getting there?",
"Pacey: Because sooner or later you run out of places to hide. Audrey, you seem to be operating under the assumption that you can do whatever you like, and you just can't! I made the grave mistake of peeking behind the curtain, and now I can't pretend that I think the fantasy is the same as the reality. Plus, I've been killing time for too long. I wanna make something for myself, whether it's easy or not.",
"Audrey: Well, I'm sorry that you feel like I've been a colossal waste of your time.",
"Pacey: That's not what I mean, and you know it. You and I come from very different worlds, you know that, right? I mean, I don't even think I realized how different until I went out to L.A. With you this summer.",
"Audrey: My dad is a heartless old fool just like your dad. He just wears more expensive suits, that's all.",
"Pacey: Yes, he does. I'm not expressing this very well, am I? I'm trying to say that... I need respect.",
"Audrey: I respect you!",
"Pacey: I know you respect me, and I love you for it, but that's not what I'm talkin' about. I need respect out there. And maybe I gotta take a different path than I thought I was going to, but c'est la vie. The only thing I know for sure right now... is I need sleep!",
"Audrey: Mmm.",
"Pacey: Mmmm-hmmm So if you and I go home right now, we will sleep, right?",
"Audrey: We can do whatever you want. Is it always gonna be like this?",
"Pacey: I don't know. I can't tell. Come on.",
"Audrey: Now, we're not talkin' immediate sleep he, are we, baby?",
"Pacey: No.",
"Audrey: Good!",
"[Both laugh]",
"[Scene: Inside Hell's Kitchen. IT is late, and Jen and Jack are getting ready to go Joey is just cleaning up some of the tables near by.]",
"Jack: Uhh! Jo. Thanks. We're outta here.",
"Jen: Good night.",
"Joey: Bye, guys.",
"[They leave, and Joey finishes cleaning the table, and walks towards Eddie, who is counting out some money.]",
"Eddie: That's your share.",
"Joey: Thanks. Look, Eddie, about earlier",
"Eddie: Hey, don't sweat it. Hey, I didn't miss anything big in class today, did I? I mean, aside from the, uh, no.",
"[The song from the Season opener that reminds Joey of Dawson begins playing on the jukebox. Eddie can tell that it disturbs Joey.]",
"Eddie: Man, I--I hate this song.",
"Joey: Yeah, me, too.",
"[Eddie walks over to the Jukebox and kicks it, and the song skips]",
"Joey: [Chuckles]",
"[Eddie kicks it a second time and the song stops and goes onto another one.]",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"[They continue cleaning up the rest of the bar together]",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Emma is again at the counter drinking her very strange shake like drink. Jack comes downstairs half out of it again.]",
"Emma: Uh, thanks for doing the dishes.",
"Jack: Oh, I think that was Pacey. I heard him get up somewhere around the crack of dawn.",
"Emma: Well, he cleans and he leaves before I wake up. That's more than I can say for my last boyfriend.",
"Jack: [Chuckles] Man, do I not wanna go to classes today.",
"Emma: Why? I mean, aside from typical sloth?",
"Jack: Yeah. Ah, it's-- it's my professor. He just... [Sighs] Never mind.",
"Emma: No, what?",
"Jack: Well... I don't know. I mean, we-- we had this really weird moment yesterday where it seemed like I was into him.",
"Emma: Well, did it seem like you're into him or do you really fancy him?",
"Jack: Yeah, I really fancy him, ok, but I don't want him to know that.",
"Emma: [Laughs] Well, maybe he was flattered.",
"Jack: Uh, or maybe he was... married?",
"Emma: Well, he should be flattered.",
"Jack: Yeah, you know what? Give me--give me some of that stuff.",
"Emma: Yeah... ok...",
"[HE takes a sip of it, and instantly spits it out into the sink.]",
"Jack: Ohh! God!",
"Emma: [Giggling]",
"Jack: This stuff is horrible!",
"Emma: [Laughing] Yes, I know!",
"Jack: How do you drink this crap?",
"Emma: Well... [She snaps at him with a twisted up towel] come on...",
"Jack: yeah, come",
"[He begins chasing her, and catches her and picks her up.]",
"Emma: Aah!",
"[Laughing]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Work. It is bright and early, and Pacey is the only one there. Pacey goes over and grabs a book from one of the desks and begins thumbing through it, when he notices Rich walk in. Rich is actually surprised to see him there, and Pacey smiles at the discomfort on Rich's face.]",
"Pacey: Good morning.",
"Rich: Good morning.",
"[Scene: The school Campus. Joey is late, yet again to Heston's class, and is running to make it to the class. Bumping into people along the way]",
"Joey: Oh, sorry!",
"[She arrives at the class, and makes her way into an open seat.]",
"Heston: Oh, it's so nice to see you, potter. Hope our pesky class didn't interfere with your all-important e-mail schedule. Whip out another diatribe last night?",
"[Class laughs]",
"Joey: Actually, I did. I was hoping this was it. Did you guys not get it?",
"Heston: Oh, this is actually a copy of the article that I assigned to follow up the reading. I know your mini-drama probably prevented you from even looking at the syllabus.",
"Joey: Well, most of yesterday consisted of eviscerating my personal life, and every other lesson is a rant composed of your dated theories. I'm sorry I'm late, professor Heston, but the first half of class is usually when you reveal how bitter you are, how moronic we are, and how literature is dead. Were you thinking of moving on to something slightly more stimulating today?",
"[Heston actually smiles at Joey's response to him and continues on with the class.]",
"Heston: Well, I-- I think we've been spending too much time together, potter, if that's your attitude. I mean, I was thinking of teaching today, but I don't know if I've got a lot to offer, what with the tenure and the published articles and all. But if you all insist on being stimulated, why don't we discuss James Joyce's description of the girl on the beach. I mean, I'm too hackneyed to illuminate the subject, but maybe you can shed some light. Wilson... what do you think?",
"[She looks over at Eddie who just smiles and winks his approval to her]",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson is sitting in a office at his laptop trying to type an email to Joey. He is in the same predicament that Joey was in, not knowing what to say. He starts typing when he is interrupted by Todd's voice from the other room.]",
"Todd: Leery! Come on, break's over!",
"[Dawson closes the email without sending it, and joins Todd in the other room]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x03 | The Importance of Not Being Too Earnest | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson finds himself in an awkward situation when he is put between Joey and the intoxicated leading lady of his film. Audrey allows herself to be taken in by another man's charm."
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"[Scene: The Movie Set. Dawson and Todd are walking through the set, and Dawson is writing some notes into a notepad, while Todd is ranting on as usual.]",
"Todd: This is all wrong! The only way it could be any wronger is if I paid them to get it this wrong and they botched it up! There's a DVD player in the living room! Funny, that... given as this movie's supposed to be set in the seventies!",
"Dawson: I took care of it, also got rid of the CDs and the laptop.",
"Todd: Bloody idiots! [Grabs a cigarette] Light?",
"Dawson: Sorry, no.",
"Todd: What'd you say to me?",
"Dawson: Your grandfather died of lung cancer. It took you 6 months to quit. You told me under no circumstances was I to let you smoke no matter how much you begged or bribed.",
"Todd: I was just kidding, mate.",
"Dawson: Sorry, can't do it.",
"Todd: I'll give you $12,000.",
"Dawson: Uh-uh.",
"Todd: w*nk*r. This is what I get for signing on to this hillbilly circus. Could have been directing a music video in Paris right now for one of those homosexual crooner bands, you know, instep or backdoor boys or whatever. But no--I have to choose my art. So I really want to get in close on Natasha's nipples, so stick the a/c on them, make sure they really pop, ok?",
"Dawson: Classy.",
"Todd: Right. Oh, and you may or may not know, but the lovely Natasha can be a bit of a",
"Dawson: Handful.",
"Todd: I was gonna say pain in the ass, but ok. So let's keep her happy.",
"Dawson: Right.",
"Todd: By any means necessary. It's gonna be a big night. It's an important scene... so everything has to go perfectly.",
"Dawson: Relax. It's the first day. Pace yourself, man. It's gonna be fun.",
"Todd: Yeah. Your idea of fun is my personal hell. Right. Send Natasha to my trailer. It's time for \"the crazy diva actress tells the director her thoughts on the scene so we can pretend her opinion actually matters\" talk.",
"Dawson: Uh. Natasha's not here yet.",
"Todd: You're telling me shooting starts in one hour, and our lead actress",
"Dawson: at the airport being picked up by Phil the P.A.",
"Todd: No, she isn't.",
"Dawson: Yes, she is.",
"Todd: No. I fired Phil the P.A. This afternoon.",
"Dawson: Why would you fire Phil the P.A.?",
"Todd: Because Phil the P.A. Gets all huffy when people throw cell phones at his head for buying the wrong kind of batteries.",
"Dawson: You threw a cell phone at his head?",
"Todd: That's not the point. The point is... that our decidedly difficult lead actress is, as we speak, sitting on an airport curb waitin' for no one! And shooting starts in 57 minutes!",
"Dawson: I'll get her.",
"Todd: Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!",
"[Dawson runs off]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is sitting at the bar reading a book. Eddie comes walking up from behind her from one of the tables. Eddie goes behind the bar and begins stocking it.]",
"Eddie: Isn't the paper on that due on Monday?",
"Joey: Shut up.",
"Eddie: Oh, wow. Page 109... you'd better get cracking.",
"Joey: Oh, my god. Will you please go away?",
"Eddie: Sorry. So...what do you think so far?",
"Joey: If I tell you, will you leave me alone? I think it sucks.",
"Eddie: Huh.",
"Joey: Oh, what, just because every quasi-bohemian hipster with pretensions of literary greatness worships at the altar of Kerouac, that means I should, too?",
"Eddie: No.",
"Joey: It's just boring. And it meanders. And there's no story. It's just one long run-on sentence. It's all macho posturing and misogyny.",
"Eddie: Hmm.",
"Joey: Excuse me?",
"Eddie: I didn't say anything.",
"Joey: Yes, you did. You said hmm.",
"Eddie: Did I?",
"Joey: Yes, you did. In a very loaded way, I might add.",
"Eddie: Well, it's nothing. I just...I'm learning about you.",
"Joey: And what the hell does that mean?",
"Eddie: Nothing. Chill.",
"Joey: Just because I don't like a book means I'm deficient in some way?",
"Eddie: No, no. I just thought that your opinion was interesting.",
"Joey: Look, I don't need you to patronize me.",
"Eddie: Oh, my god. Why are you so angry?",
"Joey: I'm not angry!",
"Eddie: Yes, you are.",
"Joey: No. I'm angry at no one.",
"Eddie: I didn't say you were angry at someone. I just said you were angry.",
"Joey: Well, I'm not.",
"Eddie: Is it a guy? Is--is it a guy? Are you angry at a guy?",
"Joey: Oh, right. Because that's what it always is, isn't it? I don't like you, therefore, it must be because some guy broke my heart. It just can't be because you're objectionable in any way.",
"Eddie: Really? You don't like me?",
"Joey: You know what? I need to get back to work, so can you please stop talking to me?",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Eddie: Wow. Whoever this guy was, he really must have done a number on you.",
"Joey: You know what, Eddie? You've now crossed--",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Eddie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ahem. Hell's kitchen. Yeah, we do deliveries. Yeah, well, yeah... that's, uh... that's a pretty big order. Let me check. All right.",
"[Eddie puts the phone down and walks off to the back room. Joey tries to go back to reading]",
"[Scene: The Stock brokerage. Pacey is sitting at a desk in the empty office reading some material. He is studying hard when his phone rings. He reaches up and answers it.]",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Pacey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: How did you know it was me?",
"Pacey: Well, I'm psychotic.",
"Audrey: You're late.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know. Look... I don't think I'm gonna make it.",
"Audrey: No! No, no, no, no. Pacey, you cannot bail out on me! I haven't seen you in days--like actual days. Plus, we have this monster bash to attend this evening, and the festivities have already begun over here, so you better get your butt in gear pronto, and I don't wanna hear any of your lame excuses.",
"Pacey: I gotta study.",
"Audrey: No, Pacey, you gotta be with your girlfriend tonight. I'm beginning to forget what s*x is like. I may be forced to shag a stranger to remember.",
"Pacey: Ok, look, tomorrow night... I promise you an all-night Witter-Liddell shag fest of epic proportions. Plus...I'll do that thing that you like... you know, with the, uh...",
"Audrey: with the thing?",
"Pacey: Yes. The thing.",
"Audrey: Deal. But you know, this stupid series 17 thing",
"Pacey: 7.",
"Audrey: Whatever. It better be over with soon, because mature, responsible Pacey... he's kind of a big, fat drag.",
"Pacey: Duly noted.",
"Audrey: All right. You're absolved. Go be studious and boring, my love.",
"Pacey: And you go be debaucherous and silly, and I will talk to you in the morning. I love you.",
"Audrey: Yeah, yeah.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. The other side of the conversation. Audrey is there with Jen and Jack who are playing darts while she is on the phone.]",
"Audrey: Hey, you guys? I think I'm gonna go home.",
"Jen: What? Are you insane? You can't go home! Tonight is only like the biggest and best party of the year. You can't leave! You can't not come! Jack, back me up on this.",
"Jack: Eh. You know...",
"Jen: What are you saying?",
"Jack: Well, I'm saying, you know, I'm a little tired and Kate and Leopold's on cable tonight.",
"Audrey: Really?",
"Jen: Kate and Leopold?",
"Jack: Yeah. Hugh Jackman's a hottie.",
"Jen: No! No, you guys, I worked really hard all week long. I have earned this night of debauchery and hedonism. I wanna get drunk at a party, I wanna make out with a stranger, and it's all for naught if you guys aren't there to witness it and make fun of me in the morning.",
"Jack: Ok!",
"Jen: Really? Audrey?",
"Audrey: I'm in. I'm in.",
"Jen: Yay! Ok, all right. Let's make a pact. Tonight we are going toe fun. We are going to dance on table tops. We are going to scream \"whoo hoo.\" In short, we're gonna party like it's 1999. Now, come on... [She puts her hand out and the others put their hands on hers] whoo-hoo!",
"Audrey: Whoo-hoo!",
"Jack: Whoo.",
"[Scene: The Airport. Dawson goes running through the airport, looking for Natasha, and finally finds her sitting on a set of benches waiting impatiently.]",
"Dawson: Natasha.",
"Natasha: Nonsense. I totally don't mind sitting here waiting for an hour. My ass is not the least bit numb.",
"Dawson: [Exhales]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Car. Dawson is Driving Natasha back to the movie set, and Natasha is sitting very stubbornly in the passenger seat.]",
"Dawson: So... listen...",
"Natasha: I need Evian water and Altoids.",
"Dawson: I got 'em. Glove compartment. [She looks at him with a smirk] So...big scene tonight, huh? You nervous?",
"Natasha: No. See, uh... that other actor... he's not really gonna strangle me, Dawson. It's... it's just pretend.",
"[She takes a drink out of one of the tiny airport bottles of alcohol.]",
"Dawson: Are you...drinking?",
"Natasha: You're smart.",
"Dawson: Do you really think you should",
"Natasha: I'm fine. Stop off if you see a florist. I want to get Todd some lilies.",
"Dawson: I don't think there's one on the way.",
"[They drive past a florist]",
"Natasha: Right there, right there! Pull over.",
"Dawson: We're really late",
"Natasha: You wanna get me mad? 'Cause if I show up on set mad...",
"[Scene: The stock brokerage. Pacey is still studying when Rich comes walking in with several other guys, and he goes over to Pacey's desk.]",
"Rich: Come on. We're gonna hit some clubs. You're comin' with let's go.",
"Pacey: I can't do it, m. I gotta study.",
"Rich: Sorry. Did I say that like it was a question?",
"Pacey: What?",
"Rich: We're gonna hit some clubs. You're comin' with. Let's go.",
"Pacey: No. I'm serious. I really gotta study.",
"Rich: Do you see those guys? Do you notice that not one of them works out here with you grunts? That's because they're your bosses. Not your co-workers, not your colleagues. They hold the future of your career in their hands, so think hard, Pacey, before you say no.",
"Pacey: Well, I should call my girlfriend.",
"Rich: That's adorable. Do it later. Grab your coat. Let's go.",
"[he heads towards the others]",
"Rich: Ready, gentlemen.",
"[Scene: The Movie Set. Natasha and Dawson are just arriving at the set. Natasha is carrying a very large bundle of lilies. They head over to Todd who is sitting in a director's chair impatiently waiting their arrival.]",
"Natasha: Oh, my god! Look at all the lights!",
"Dawson: How much did you actually drink?",
"Natasha: Oh, Donald. Don't be such a Spongebob Squarepants. I only had a little nip.",
"Dawson: Why you keep calling me Donald?",
"Natasha: Well, I think we can both agree Dawson's a stupid name. Plus, you look like a Donald. Or if you prefer--Ronald.",
"[They walk up to Todd]",
"Natasha: Todd!",
"Todd: Welcome to Boston! You're radiant, darling! You're late!",
"Natasha: Donald got lost.",
"[She hands him the lilies]",
"Todd: They're lovely. Are you ready for the scene?",
"Natasha: Got it all up here!",
"Todd: Great. We're running a wee bit behind schedule, so why don't you pop off to wardrobe?",
"Natasha: Sure!",
"[She starts walking away]",
"Todd: Wrong way, love.",
"Natasha: Right.",
"[She goes the other way]",
"Todd: What the hell's wrong with her?",
"Dawson: She's tired.",
"Todd: Well, get her to wardrobe and get her some coffee!",
"Dawson: Right.",
"[Scene: Outside wardrobe room. Dawson and Natasha come outside. And Natasha almost falls down, and Dawson grabs her to help her stay up, and she pushes his hands away.]",
"Natasha: Stop pawing at me, busy hands! I can't believe I actually let those hands touch me naked! Thank god nobody here knows I actually dated you!",
"Dawson: Natasha, listen",
"Natasha: So how's that old friend you dumped me for a couple of weeks ago? Didn't quite catch her name. Wait, it is a girl, isn't it?",
"Dawson: She's fine. I Think.",
"Natasha: Don't tell me she dumped you already. That is...so sad.",
"Dawson: Natasha, listen, I'm sorry... about what I did to you. I don't blame you if you hate me.",
"Natasha: I don't hate you. I pity you.",
"Dawson: Well, let me help you. How 'bout I get you coffee or a bagel or something?",
"Natasha: You wanna help me? You wanna help me. That is so sweet! Ok...I'll tell you how you can help me. Go to hell, Dawson!",
"[She goes into her Dressing room and closes the door behind her.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Movie set. They are starting the first shooting of the movie. Natasha comes running down the side street screaming, while a man in a mask is chasing after her.]",
"Natasha: [Sobbing] No! Please, somebody, help me! No! Somebody please help me! Somebody please help me! No! [Choking] Aarrrhhh... [she breaks into laughter as the guy is faking choking her]ha ha ha ha ha! I'm gonna pee in my pants!",
"Todd: And cut!",
"Natasha: I--I'm sorry, Todd.",
"Todd: That's all right, love. Go again. This time, remember... terror.",
"Natasha: Uh-huh.",
"[They start shooting again]",
"Natasha: No! No! Please... somebody help me! Somebody help me-- whoa[They turn the corner and she trips and falls] ow, my boobs!",
"Todd: And...cut.",
"[Natasha laughing]",
"[After many additional attempts]",
"Natasha: No...no, please! No! No. God",
"[She stops and accidentally nails the guy in the groin]",
"Actor: Ow!",
"Natasha: Oh! Oh, I got you in the whoo-hoo!",
"Actor: Todd! I can't work like this!",
"Todd: Cut. Is she drunk?",
"[The actor storms off]",
"Dawson: No.",
"Todd: Dawson?",
"Dawson: Maybe a little.",
"[Dawson just looks at Natasha as the make-up people work on her. With disappointment across his face]",
"[Scene: Outside a club. Rich and Pacey are walking out with the rest of the guys from work, and Rich is laughing at Pacey.]",
"Rich: I must admit, I am impressed, Witter.",
"Pacey: With what, exactly?",
"Rich: Fully 3 hot women tried to hit on you in that last club, and you turned down every one. I don't think I could be that faithful to any girl. I don't care how hot she is. You're a better man than I.",
"Pacey: You're right, but I think that one of those girls was a guy.",
"Rich: Yeah, but I thought that was your thing.",
"[Scene: Outside Hell's Kitchen. Jen, Jack and Audrey are all walking down the sidewalk after leaving, and are headed off to their party.]",
"Audrey: [Audrey laughing] Ok, so...where the hell are we going again?",
"Jack: House party.",
"Audrey: Right. Right. And...where exactly is that?",
"Jen: You don't know?",
"Jack: I don't know.",
"Audrey: I certainly don't know.",
"Jen: Well, it's somewhere in Boston.",
"Jack: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that helps.",
"Audrey: Nice!",
"[They continue walking some more]",
"Audrey: Oh, you guys, you guys, I just remembered! It's down on Waverly road next to that giant supermarket that has the free aisle!",
"Jack: Cool. Let's go. I'm cold!",
"Jen: Drey, what's a free aisle?",
"Audrey: The aisle with the little plastic bins filled with the food that you can snack on while you shop.",
"Jen: No. Those are bulk bins. You're supposed to put the food in little plastic baggies and then pay for it.",
"Audrey: Really?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"[They round a corner and run into Rich, Pacey and the other guys]",
"Rich: Hey, who's up for going to that strip club in Waltham?",
"Audrey: Oh, my god.",
"Pacey: Ok, Audrey, I tried to call you from wo",
"[She storms past him and he grabs her arm.]",
"Audrey: Don't touch me.",
"Pacey: Can we just discuss this calmly, please?",
"Audrey: What discuss? There's nothing to discuss. You lied.",
"Pacey: I didn't lie. I was studying, and then this work thing just came up.",
"Audrey: Since when does a bunch of jerks in suits stuffing dollars down a g-string count as work?",
"Pacey: You can't possibly understand how important it is that these men invited me to come out with them. I couldn't say no.",
"Audrey: I don't even know who you are anymore, Pacey. You're like some smarmy stockbroker guy. All you care about is your stupid job.",
"Pacey: Because... I don't wanna live off mac and cheese and ramen noodles for the rest of my life, and that's how it will be for me if I don't bust my ass and play by their rules. I wish that I could continue ignoring reality, but I can't, because we don't all live in Audrey land.",
"Audrey: Right. And I'm just some dumb, rich airhead who doesn't get it.",
"Pacey: That's not what I'm saying.",
"Audrey: Actually, I think it's exactly what you're saying.",
"Pacey: Then I'm sorry...ok? I'm sorry. It's just that this job is important to me, and I like it and I'm good at it, and honestly, I wish you could be a little bit more understanding. I think I understand perfectly.",
"Audrey: And I hope you have fun, Pacey. Come on, you guys. Let's go.",
"Pacey: Audrey, come on!",
"Audrey: Don't follow me!",
"[She takes Jen and Jack and they all leave Pacey watching at they go. Rich comes up to Pacey.]",
"Pacey: Shake it off, man.",
"[Scene: Outside Hell's Kitchen. Joey and Eddie are loading up a ton of food into the back of a station wagon parked out front. Joey is just trying to load the car, and ignore Eddie in the process]",
"Eddie: Big delivery, huh? [no answer] A lotta food. [No answer again]So...how's on the road?",
"Joey: Fine.",
"Eddie: What page are you on?",
"Joey: Can we not talk? Do you mind?",
"Eddie: All right. But I think I figured out why you hate it so much.",
"Joey: Joy.",
"Eddie: Yeah, I was thinking, how could anybody in their right mind hate such a beautiful book? And then I realized... it's because it makes you nervous.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Eddie: Yeah. Yeah, 'cause it's about people who don't follow the dominant path. You know, people who kinda just live on their impulses, and that makes a lot of people uncomfortable.",
"Joey: Boring people? People who don't follow their impulses?",
"Eddie: I didn't say boring, just, uh... safe.",
"Joey: You don't know anything about me.",
"Eddie: Except for the way people feel about books or movies or music. It says a lot.",
"Joey: I'll let you know I follow plenty of my impulses. In fact, this summer on a whim, with almost no money to my name, I bought a ticket to Paris.",
"Eddie: Really? You went to Paris. How was it?",
"Joey: Well, no, I-- the point is that I could have gone.",
"Eddie: So you didn't go.",
"Joey: No. But the point is I could have.",
"Eddie: Oh. And here I thought life was about the things you do, not the things you could have done. That's my mistake.",
"[Joey turns to go back into the bar.]",
"Eddie: Ho. Where you going?",
"Joey: Uh, back to work. That's all of it.",
"Eddie: Yeah, but you're comin' with me.",
"Joey: No, I'm not.",
"Eddie: How do you expect me to get all the food out of this car?",
"Joey: Wendy can go with you.",
"Eddie: No. Wendy is in the bar covering for me, which you're not qualified to do. Sorry. Let's go.",
"[Scene: The Party. Jen and Jack are sitting at a couch and chair, listening to Audrey rant on, and you can see that obviously neither one of them are interested, but they continue to listen]",
"Audrey: I mean, it's bad enough that he lied, but the fact that he would rather hang out with those guys than with me, I mean... oh, my god. I am sorry, you guys. Do I keep talking about this?",
"Jack: No, it's fine. It's fine.",
"Jen: Just a little bit.",
"Audrey: Sorry! I forgot about our pact. We are supposed to be having fun.",
"Jen: It's fine.",
"Audrey: [Exhales] It's just... you know. You used to make fun of guys like that, you know? He never wants to have s*x anymore.",
"[They both cringe at the thought]",
"Audrey: We're literally down to 3 times a week.",
"[The cringe again, and en gets up]",
"Jen: Oh, gosh, um, I need a beer. Be right back.",
"[She walks up to the bar]",
"Jen: Ok. Can I get a beer?",
"Guy: You bet. There You go.",
"Jen: Thank you.",
"[She turns around and bumps into the guy from the help center and spills her beer on him]",
"Jen: Oh! Oh, my god! Look what I did!",
"C.J.: That's ok. It was my fault.",
"Jen: Oh, no, jeez, you don't even-- you're[She begins trying to mop up the beer on his belly with some napkins] you don't even drink, and I'm sure it's cold and smelly and I'm touching you, and I'm gonna stop.",
"C.J.: Hi.",
"Jen: Ok. You caught me. I'm drunk. Yep, I'm a drunkard, escaping reality. That's me. But you know what? This is a party, and at parties, people drink, and maybe that bothers you, maybe you think it's weak, but you shouldn't go to a party where there's gonna be drunk people, because that's what's gonna happen at a party. There's drinking. It's just a party fact.",
"[He just sits there letting her go on]",
"C.J.: You think I'm the lamest, most square person on the earth, don't you?",
"Jen: No! No, not at all. I'm sure you're, like... tons of fun. I'm gonna go.",
"[Cut back to Jack and Audrey. Audrey is still ranting on to Jack, who is trying to act like he is listing, while secretly trying to figure a way to get away from her.]",
"Audrey: It's not like I don't have a phone, you know? It's right here in my purse with me at all times, but has he even tried to call me? No.",
"[Jack notices Professor Freeman come walking into the party. He sits strangely looking at him for a minute then decides to go over to him]",
"Jack: Oh, my god! Uh...a yeah. Uh-- yeah. Yeah.",
"[He gets up out of the chair and leaves Audrey and heads over to meet Freeman]",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Freeman: Hey. I'm so relieved to see a familiar face.",
"Jack: What are you doing here? My god... I mean, not that I'm not glad to see you. I think it's cool that you showed up, but I didn't expect",
"Freeman: You know, seeing as I teach what's generally considered to be a cool, non-stodgy topic, every once in a while, a student sees fit to extend an invitation. Usually in jest, I'm sure. Never thinking I'd actually show up.",
"Jack: Hey, as long as you're here, why don't we get a beer?",
"Freeman: Well that. Sounds like a plan.",
"Jack: Cool.",
"[Scene: The Movie Set. Joey and Eddie pull up to the set and stop. Joey suddenly realizes where they are delivering the food to.]",
"Joey: Are we delivering the food to a movie set by any chance?",
"Eddie: Yeah. It's some slasher movie, I think.",
"Joey: Great.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Party. Jen and Audrey are sitting at the couches with a couple of guys, and are playing Quarters. Audrey is clearly already drunk by this time. Jen just watches as Audrey takes her turn]",
"[Coins clatter]",
"[Giggling]",
"Jen: Yeah! Whoa! I wanna go next.",
"Guy1: Nice.",
"Guy2: Now you gotta drink.",
"Audrey: Ok, ok, ok.",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Audrey: Ooh! It's me, it's me! Hello! Yeah, whoa-- will you just hold on a second, please? [Exhales] Deep cleansing breaths. Pacey... I--no. I just-- let me just say this. I wanna let you know that I am...so rich, I am such... a dumb... rich airhead that I am entirely capable of doing this!",
"[She drops her cell phone in a glass full of beer]",
"Jen: Oh, my god! Ha ha ha! You just totally drowned your phone!",
"Audrey: I know, I totally did.",
"Jen: Oh my god.",
"[Laughing]",
"[Audrey starts chugging her beer and the guy on the couch is moving a little closer to her and drinking with her.]",
"Jen: Slow down. Audrey, seriously.",
"Audrey: Ok. Whose turn is it?",
"[Dropping coins]",
"Audrey: Did you do that? You think they can fix that? Ha ha ha!",
"[Scene: Movie Set. Joey and Eddie are just finishing setting up all the food. Joey is obviously impatient to leave.]",
"Joey: Wanna go now?",
"Eddie: No.",
"Joey: Why not?",
"Eddie: Because we have to be paid first.",
"Joey: Fine.",
"[Joey goes over to one of the people working on the set.]",
"Joey: Excuse me. Hi. We brought the food.",
"Woman: Oh, awesome! I'm starving.",
"Joey: Actually, I was wondering... where do we get paid?",
"Woman: Oh, talk to Dawson. He is... right... over there.",
"Joey: Great.",
"[She goes over to Dawson, who looks up surprised to see her]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: What are you doing here?",
"Joey: Nice to see you, too.",
"Dawson: Oh, I'm just surprised is all.",
"Joey: I was... delivering some food, and I didn't know it was here until we got here. Believe me, had I known, I wouldn't have",
"Dawson: all right. All right. It's ok.",
"Joey: I wasn't exactly apologizing.",
"Dawson: No, why would you?",
"Joey: What does that mean?",
"[Natasha walks up to join them. Todd comes walking up with her.]",
"Natasha: Dawson, what are we doing?",
"Todd: Grab a bite quick. I need you in makeup for the next shot. Hello, love. Nice to see you again.",
"Joey: Hi, Todd.",
"Todd: Uh, Natasha, have you met Dawson's friend-- Joey, isn't it?",
"Natasha: Oh, my god. This is her, isn't it?",
"Dawson: Natasha",
"Natasha: You have the nerve to bring her here tonight, the girl you dumped me for after I gave you the best s*x of your life?",
"Dawson: Can we",
"Natasha: I'm just quoting you, Dawson. Sorry...you embarrassed? 'Cause I wouldn't want to embarrass Dawson leery, what with his chivalrous nature and oh-so-quiet dignity. See, Dawson's the kinda guy who'll walk a girl home, you know, help her over a rain puddle? Real gentleman. Then he'll sleep with her, tell her she's the best he ever had, and break up with her answering machine. So nice to meet you. I'll be in my trailer if you need me.",
"[She storms off, and Dawson is left there with Todd and Joey, all looking at one another not knowing what to say. Joey leaves, and Todd just looks back and forth from the two women, then looks at Dawson with a smirk on his face.]",
"[Scene: Outside the party. Jack and Professor Freeman are walking along the porch and come to the steps and sit down.]",
"Freeman: I think my favorite is the one where they legalize gambling and Marge gets addicted. Although, the one where homer becomes a monorail conductor is awesome, too.",
"Jack: Yeah. My favorite is when Selma...she marries troy McClure.",
"Freeman: Ha ha ha! A classic. Classic.",
"Jack: I can't even believe I'm having a conversation like this with my professor. Last year, I don't even think I knew who my professors were!",
"Freeman: Really?",
"Jack: Naw, it's... I was kinda... messed up. Academically speaking, anyway.",
"Freeman: Well, I'm surprised to hear that. I think your work is excellent. I really enjoyed that last paper you wrote.",
"Jack: Ah, well",
"Freeman: it was great, jack. It was great. You have a natural gift for looking beneath the surface and seeing what's really going on. I don't find that in a lot of students. You should be proud.",
"Jack: Thanks. But... I really, uh... enjoy your class.",
"Freeman: Thanks. [Chuckles] You know, I met my wife at a party like this when I was in grad school. She had purple hair all the way down to her waist. Seems like a million years ago. She's pregnant. She just told me yesterday. She's at this conference in Philadelphia. I just couldn't sit in that apartment by myself. I'm just so... I don't know. Everything just... feels a little too real. Maybe that's why I came here tonight. Hey, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be telling you all this.",
"Jack: No, no, it--it's ok. It's all right. I don't mind.",
"Freeman: I just feel ridiculous being here.",
"Jack: What? Ridiculous? It's ridiculous that you feel... ridiculous.",
"Both: [Laughing]",
"[Scene: The Strip Club. Pacey is try to call Audrey on his cell phone, but he isn't getting through. He eventually hangs up and turns to see Rich walking towards him]",
"[Busy signal]",
"Rich: All right. Am I gonna have to take that cell phone away now? Look, it's a bummer of a situation, but there are naked girls over there, Pacey, gyrating on stage for our hard-earned dollar bills. Many of them, perhaps, are single mothers or struggling co-eds. Don't you wanna help them earn a living?",
"Pacey: Sure. But I just really messed up with my girl",
"Rich: I know. I was there. Look, can we talk for real for a minute... without all that macho, competitive co-worker banter stuff?",
"Pacey: Sure.",
"Rich: All right. Here the thing. I can see you love her. Everything about you practically screams, \"I am an idiot in love,\" and I recognize that because I was an idiot in love once, too. And I hurt her, just like you did. No. Worse than you did. And afterwards, I spent a whole night just trying to call her, crying my eyes out like a baby. She wouldn't take my call, so you know at I did?",
"Pacey: What?",
"Rich: Showed up at her house, knocked on her door. I didn't have any flowers, didn't hold a boom box over my head. It was just me and her. And I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I didn't need to say anything because we both knew that I loved her and I was sorry. That's why I don't think you need to sweat this. If you love her and you're sorry, she'll know, man.",
"Pacey: Rich... you are... full of such unbelievable crap!",
"Rich: Come on, that was gold!",
"Pacey: You call yourself a salesman seriously?",
"Rich: Fine. But I am right about one thing. There's nothing more you can do now, and you both need time to cool off, and you're here, so you might as well have some fun, don't ya think?",
"Pacey: Yeah, sure.",
"Rich: All right! So let's go see some strippers!",
"Pacey: You look her in the eyes and you'll just know?",
"Rich: You just know. You look at her...",
"[Scene: The Party. Audrey is alone on the couch with the guy from earlier, and Audrey is really drunk at this point. Almost to the point of passing out. The guy is start to brush the hair from her eyes, and moving closer to her].",
"Jason: You're really cute, you know that?",
"Audrey: Ha. Yes. I'm also... very dumb, though. And don't forget rich.",
"Jason: I don't mind.",
"Audrey: You're sweet, I think. Wha",
"[They kiss, and then Audrey stops]",
"Audrey: Sorry.",
"Jason: Hey, hey!",
"Audrey: Yup?",
"Jason: Why don't we go find a place where we can be alone?",
"Audrey: Ok. That sounds fine.",
"[At the stairs of the party. Jen is talking to the guys friend by the banister on the stairs.]",
"Jen: Yeah, um... I think they're ok, but I kinda prefer the white stripes.",
"[She sees Audrey being led by the guy from the couch.",
"[Jason laughing, Audrey whooping]",
"Jen: Audrey.",
"[She tries to get Audrey's attention as they walks past them up the stairs]",
"Jen: Audrey! Hey, Audrey. 'Scuse us. What are you doing?",
"Jason: We're going to the bedroom.",
"Jen: Don't you think she's a little drunk?",
"Jason: Don't you think you should mind your own business?",
"Audrey: Hi. I'll be fine.",
"Jen: Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Wait--whoa.",
"[The guy's friend that she was talking to steps in the way of Jen and prevents her from following Audrey up the stairs]",
"Jen: What are you doing?",
"Friend: Don't worry about them. Come on, we were talking about music.",
"Jen: I'm gonna go talk to my friend.",
"Friend: Your friend's fine. She's with my friend. He's a good guy.",
"Jen: Why don't you get out of my way?",
"Friend: Just chill out. We're having a good time here.",
"Jen: If you don't get out of my way in the next 5 seconds, I will separate you from your genitalia.",
"[C.J. comes walking up from behind Jen, hearing that she is upset about something]",
"C.J: Hey, what's the problem?",
"Jen: This guy won't let me through. His friend just took Audrey up to a bedroom, and she's about to pass out.",
"Friend: Ok. That's not what's happening. Your psycho chick friend here is just freakin' out.",
"Then it won't be a problem if we go check it out, will it?",
"[C.J. Grabs him and shoves him out of the way, as he and Jen make their way upstairs.]",
"[Scene: Upstairs bedroom. Jason opens the door and leads Audrey into the bedroom, and Audrey is having trouble just standing up. Jen comes running into the room and grabs Audrey by the arm.]",
"Jen: Come on. We're going.",
"Jason: Come on, leave her alone!",
"[Jason tries to stop Jen, but C.J walks into the room and pushes him out of the way, and makes room for Jen to lead Audrey out while making sure that Jason can't interfere.]",
"Jason: Hey, hey, hey, easy!",
"C.J: Girls, why don't you get out of here?",
"Jen: Oh, my god. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's ok. It's ok.",
"[Scene: The movie set. Todd comes walking up to Dawson with a rather upset look on his face.]",
"Todd: We need to talk.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Todd: I've just come from Natasha's trailer.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Todd: Look, I don't know how else to say this. You screwed up, mate. She won't come out until you're gone. Which gives me no choice but to do something I really don't want to do, because you're the best assistant I've ever had and the only one on set I actually don't wanna fire. But for the sake of the film, it's exactly what I have to do.",
"Dawson: I understand.",
"Todd: Look, it's got me so upset, I'm smokin' again.",
"Dawson: You shouldn't.",
"Todd: Yeah, you're right.",
"[Takes a big puff of the cigarette]",
"Todd: We've got a bit of time before the next set-up. Why don't you say your good-byes, gather your things? And I want you to keep in touch. Maybe on my next film",
"Dawson: Yeah, yeah.",
"Todd: I'm gonna miss you, mate.",
"[Todd walks away from him, and Dawson just looks around the set, taking in everything]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Jen and C.J. are leading Audrey back to her room. Audrey is clearly drunk and upset. They arrive at the room and open the door. Jen leads her in, and then turns back to C.J.]",
"Jen: You can go. I think I'm gonna stay here tonight.",
"C.J: You sure?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"C.J: Ok.",
"[She closes the door, and Audrey has climbed into bed, and is there with tears in her eyes.]",
"Jen: Hey... can I get you something like a glass of water maybe?",
"Audrey: Will you just go?",
"Jen: Audrey...",
"Audrey: seriously, Jen... leave.",
"Jen: I'll call you in the morning.",
"[Jen leaves the dorm room and finds that C.J has just walks a little ways down the hall.]",
"Jen: You're still here.",
"C.J: Yeah, I was just... uh...gonna leave in a minute.",
"Jen: I'm sorry. I guess I was kind of mean to you tonight at first, huh?",
"C.J: No, not really.",
"Jen: You know... what happened to Audrey tonight... it's happened to me before... more than once, and... to watch it... to watch her go through it was... just weird. Now you know what a mess I am.",
"C.J: I don't think you're a mess.",
"Jen: Well, then you haven't been paying very close attention tonight.",
"C.J: No. You know... Jen, you didn't do anything wrong tonight. And whatever mistakes you have in your past, they're over, and they've obviously made you a more empathetic and more compassionate person, and I don't think that's such a bad thing.",
"Jen: Well, that's a very nice spin, even if it's not true.",
"C.J: It is true. You just have to learn to believe it.",
"[Scene: The Movie Set. Dawson comes walking up to Joey carrying a Check. Natasha is sitting in a chair as the make-up person is working on her face and her hair, and she is close enough that she can see and hear everything that goes on between Dawson and Joey.]",
"Dawson: Joey.",
"Jen: Hi.",
"Dawson: I was supposed to pay you for the food. I never did, so... [Paper crinkles] Here you go.",
"Jen: Thanks.",
"Dawson: So, listen, I...think I'm going back to California. 'Cause I don't really work here anymore.",
"Jen: I'm sorry, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Things happen.",
"[Eddie is in the car waiting for Joey]",
"Jen: I should probably... go.",
"Dawson: Can I ask you a question?",
"Jen: Sure.",
"Dawson: Do you think it would have worked out between us if I--if we hadn't-- if things had been different?",
"Jen: I don't know. I mean, that's the thing with us. They never are, are they?",
"Dawson: No. I guess not.",
"Jen: I think... in a way, that... it's good, you know? I mean, maybe it's the only way that we could finally stand on our own. You know, to... hurt each other so much that we have no choice but to let go. Maybe otherwise we never would.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Maybe.",
"Jen: I should go.",
"Dawson: Me, too.",
"[Natasha just watches as they part ways, and a sad look comes over her face]",
"[Scene: Outside Jack's Apartment. Freeman and Jack pull up to his apartment. Freeman is giving him a ride home from the party.]",
"Freeman: That one?",
"Jack: Yeah, yeah. Well, thanks for the ride.",
"Freeman: Sure. Thanks for taking pity and hanging out with me all night.",
"Jack: I wasn't taking pity on you.",
"Freeman: I know. It was just a joke.",
"Jack: Oh. Ha ha.",
"Freeman: I had fun, though, tonight.",
"Jack: Yeah, I did, too.",
"Freeman: And I needed it. I don't think I've felt so confused in my whole life. Here I am, I'm a married man, my wife is pregnant, and, uh... I'm showing up at a party just 'cause I'm hoping to run into, uh... a certain student. [Jack suddenly realizes that he meant him] I just shocked you, didn't I? You're shocked.",
"Jack: Yeah, you did.",
"Freeman: Well, you know, you can just, um... think about it... if you want, and... I'll, uh... I'll just keep teaching class, and I'll see you in the class.",
"Jack: Yeah, uh... I--I'll see you later.",
"Freeman: Right.",
"Jack: Ok. I'll see you.",
"Freeman: Ok.",
"Jack: Bye.",
"Freeman: Bye.",
"[Jack gets out of the car and Freeman pulls away.]",
"Jack: Oh, my god.",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Pacey comes up to the door and knocks on it. There is a slight delay before Audrey comes and opens the door and stands in the opening.]",
"[Knock on door]",
"Pacey: Hi there.",
"Audrey: Hey.",
"Pacey: So...can we talk? Ok, well... ah...[Sighs] Can I just give you a call in the morning? [She doesn't answer] Audrey, I don't know what it is that you want me to say. I mean, I'm really sorry, but",
"Audrey: Maybe... maybe you can just come inside and hold me.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I can do that.",
"[They go into the room and cling into bed, Audrey curls up in Pacey's arms]",
"[Scene: The Movie set. Dawson is taking one final look around the set before leaving. He has a sad look on his face and we can all tell that this is killing him. Not to be able to live his dream. He turns to leave, when Natasha comes running up to him.]",
"Natasha: Ok. Dawson, wait. Don't go. I, uh... I got you your job back. See, I was, uh... a bit crazy before. I, um... I saw that girl, and I freaked. Maybe partly because I was drunk... and, see, I was drunk because... I knew I was going to see you tonight. And I was afraid of that... because... well, uh... you really hurt me, Dawson. I mean really. I liked you a lot, and then you broke up with me on my answering machine",
"Dawson: I know. I'm so sorry.",
"Natasha: Yeah. But that's not why I got you your job back.",
"Dawson: Ok...then why?",
"Natasha: Because... I saw you out there talking to her. I saw your face when you were watching her leave, and I realized that... she hurt you way more than you ever hurt me. But you still hurt me. A lot.",
"Dawson: I know.",
"Natasha: I know you know.",
"[There is a moment of awkward silence]",
"Natasha: Come on. Todd says if you're not back on set in 5 minutes, you're fired again.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey and Eddie are cleaning up the bar at the end of the day.]",
"Eddie: So, uh, that guy from the movie set... Dawson?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Eddie: So, he's, uh...",
"Joey: He's no one. He's just an old friend.",
"Eddie: Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean to pry. I just...",
"Joey: Can I ask you a question?",
"Eddie: Sure.",
"Joey: Why do you like that book? It can't just be because it's about people who follow their impulses, because it still has no story, it meanders, and it's kind of misogynistic.",
"Eddie: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It is all those things. But I don't know, I mean... the first time I read it, it--it blew my mind. I mean, it's like this--this celebration of madness about people who aren't afraid, who take chances, people who really live. And I guess that I've always... wanted to be one of those people, you know?",
"[Joey kisses him]",
"Eddie: What was that?",
"Joey: Just following an impulse.",
"Eddie: No, you weren't.",
"Joey: I'm sorry?",
"Eddie: It's that guy. From the movie set. You're angry at him, and he hurt you, and that's how you chose to deal with it.",
"Joey: Oh, thank you, Dr. Freud.",
"Eddie: Tell me I'm wrong.",
"Joey: You're wrong.",
"Eddie: No. No, I'm not. Look...I don't mind you kissing me if it's because you want to kiss me, not for revenge or to help you forget someone else. Whatever happened between you guys, you're gonna have to deal with it. Yourself. Just--just you.",
"[Moment of awkward silence]",
"Eddie: Look, uh... I'll give you a ride home, ok? I'm just gonna... get my coat.",
"[He leaves her alone to get his coast, and she just sits there thinking]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x04 | Instant Karma! | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson manages to \"get the girl\" when a producer visits the \"Wicked Dead\" movie set to fire Natasha and close down production. Audrey is excited when asked to be the lead singer of Emma's band but is crushed when Pacey misses the gig. Joey demands the truth from Eddie."
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"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is standing at the end of the bar, waiting impatiently, while Eddie is mingling with a few girls at the other end of the bar. She finally gets mad and she slams her tray down on the table, with no effect. Emma comes walking up to the bar next to her, and Eddie takes two beers uncaps them and slides them down to Emma.]",
"Joey: Help?",
"Emma: Well, he might notice you faster if, um, if you let me do a little work on that t-shirt of yours. A few rips, a few tears. Do wonders for your tips.",
"Joey: My what?",
"Emma: Your tips. Your gratuities. [Laughs] What did you think I said?",
"Joey: Nothing!",
"[Emma takes her drinks and leaves the two of them]",
"Eddie: Yes.",
"Joey: Oh. Finally. Could you make me wait a little bit longer the next time?",
"Eddie: Sorry, I, uh... guess I find you a little intimidating now that you've tried to ram your tongue down my throat.",
"Joey: I need 2 drafts, a boilermaker, and I thought we agreed to never speak of that again.",
"Eddie: You know, I don't remember having that conversation.",
"Joey: We didn't. It was implied. Social conventions dictate that when something embarrassing happens, we all tacitly agree to never speak of them again. It's what keeps us going as a society. That...and alcohol.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, I don't.",
"Joey: You don't what?",
"Eddie: Don't agree.",
"Joey: You know what? I really don't feel like getting into a philosophical discussion about this. I just would like you to",
"[Emma returns for some more drinks]",
"Emma: oh, good god! You two aren't fighting again, are you?",
"Eddie: No, no. Apparently, we're having some kind of... uh, philosophical discussion.",
"Emma: Oh. Good. 'Cause I'm leaving. Off to rehearsal, where I hopefully still have a few band members left to, uh, fire before our big hell's kitchen debut performance tomorrow night.",
"Eddie: Hey, if you want me to put up some of those flyers for you, I can.",
"Emma: Oh, you are a love, aren't you?",
"[She leans over the counter and kisses Eddie on the cheek.]",
"Emma: Mmm! Oh, and it's just getting a bit crowded back there, so if you two could just kiss and make up, I'm sure the customers would appreciate it.",
"[Emma leaves]",
"Joey: You told her.",
"Eddie: Coincidence. What? Why would I tell her?",
"Joey: To embarrass me?",
"Eddie: Oh, now, you're doin' a pretty good job of that all by yourself.",
"[Joey takes the drinks and leaves]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hotel bar. Dawson enters the bar and looks around and finds Todd and Natasha sitting at the bar drinking and talking together. He shakes his head and heads over to them, already able to tell that Todd is really drunk. He heads over to join them]",
"Todd: Has anybody told you how pretty you are?",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Natasha: Hi. Uh...you know what? It's getting late. I should get to bed. Big day tomorrow.",
"Todd: [Drunkenly] Not to worry. You'll be great, luv.",
"[Natasha leaves the two of them.]",
"Todd: If you weren't such a disaster, with women, you might be sneaking off to join her now. Well, carry on.",
"Dawson: Hold on. You're not gettin' rid of me that fast.",
"Todd: As I suspected, you are not here to participate in the general debauchery. You're here to bore me with little work-related details.",
"Dawson: 10 people want to know what plan \"B\" is for Friday.",
"Todd: Tell 'em there is no plan \"B.\"",
"Dawson: You gotta at least call Heather Tracy back. She's called, like, 6 times in the past 2 days.",
"Todd: Leery, your inability to relax disturbs me.",
"Dawson: We're 3 days behind, under penalties every day this week. We've got a monster day tomorrow, no shot list. There's 70% chance of rain on Friday, and apparently no plan \"B.\" How is that no worries?",
"[Heather comes walking up from behind Todd]",
"Heather: 3 days? I thought it was 4.",
"Todd: Heather!",
"Heather: Todd. Don't look so surprised. This is what you get for not returning my phone calls.",
"Todd: No. It's lovely. It's lovely to see you. Do you remember Dawson?",
"Heather: Yeah. We can B.S. The pleasantries later, sweetie. Right now I'm gonna need you to get me a better room. The girl at the front desk said it's impossible, but I'm sure you can work your little P.A. Magic.",
"Todd: [Mouthing \"help\"]",
"[Dawson catches the key that Heather chucked at him, and takes this as his cue to leave the two of them alone.]",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Pacey and Audrey are sitting in the living room, studying. Audrey is listening to her headphones rather loudly while reading her text book, and Pacey looks up from his book and smiles]",
"Audrey: [Shouts] What?!",
"Pacey: [Shouts]Nothing! [Audrey shuts off the headphones and takes them off] Is it good?",
"Audrey: Is what good?",
"Pacey: The book.",
"Audrey: [Scoffs] Honey, it's required. How can it be good?",
"[She gets up and heads to the kitchen]",
"Pacey: Well, you know, it's just the first book that I've seen you crack all semester.",
"[Audrey open the refrigerator, and looks inside]",
"Audrey: She doesn't actually drink this green stuff, does she?",
"Pacey: Hey! Audrey!",
"Audrey: What?",
"Pacey: Well, I'm tryin' to talk to you.",
"Audrey: Ok, I'm listening.",
"Pacey: Great. Then maybe you can tell me what's been botherin' you all week.",
"Audrey: Nothing is bothering me.",
"Pacey: Really? 'Cause I gotta say you've been actin' a little weird.",
"Audrey: Ok, Pacey. Define weird.",
"Pacey: Fine. \"Weird\" is studious. \"Weird\" is quiet.",
"Audrey: What, so I act like Joey for a change, and all of a sudden, I'm weird? Ok, fine.",
"Pacey: Look, I just want to know if perhaps you and Jen might've gotten into a little bit of trouble at that party last week.",
"Audrey: No. And you know what? For a former party girl, that girl's not even on a first-name basis with trouble.",
"Pacey: 'Cause, you know, jack and I were talking, and he said that he lost you at a certain point and you were a little worried, maybe.",
"Audrey: Well, yeah. Pacey, it was crowded, and Jen ran into somebody that she knew.",
"Pacey: Oh, really? A guy?",
"Audrey: Yeah. A nice guy. A regular knight in shining armor.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I'm sure he was. Just like me, right?",
"Audrey: Yes, honey. Just like you.",
"Pacey: You know, funny thing. We are all alone here tonight.",
"[Pacey begins kissing her, but Audrey stops after a few seconds]",
"Audrey: Um... yeah. I'm sorry.",
"Pacey: Oh.",
"Audrey: Ohh. No, it's just that I'm really tired and",
"Pacey: Yeah, cool. That'stired.",
"Audrey: No, because we could---",
"Pacey: No, no, no, no, no. I'm only-- it's all right. Just...pshh...no. I'm just... [Laughs] It's fine.",
"[Pacey goes back to his chair and goes back to studying]",
"[Scene: The apartment. It is the next morning, and Pacey has fallen asleep in the chair studying. Emma comes downstairs and goes to grab the coffee pot to pour herself a cup of coffee, and the pot is empty. She reaches over to the Coffee container on the container, but it is empty.]",
"Emma: [Sighs] [Inhales deeply] Hmm. Pacey! [Pacey doesn't budge, still sleeping] Pacey!",
"Pacey: Yes! What? I didn't do it.",
"Emma: You stayed up again all last night, haven't you?",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Emma: And you finished all the coffee.",
"Pacey: [Talking at 90 miles an hour] Oh! Ok, yes. But there's more. We have plenty. And you know, it's really strange. That thing that everybody says about it being hard to stay up all night-- it's really not. It's just that hour from 4:00 to 5:00 that gets you. But you'd be amazed at what your mind actually retains. I mean, I know all about market options, equity accounts, nonconvertible bonds, but you'd",
"Emma: Pacey!",
"Pacey: Yes?",
"Emma: Coffee!",
"Pacey: I got it.",
"[Reaches into the cupboard and pulls out a new can of coffee. Then they hear the sound of the shower turning on]",
"Emma: That's not your bloody girlfriend in the shower again, is it?",
"Pacey: Nope. That's jack.",
"[They suddenly hear Audrey's voice singing in the shower]",
"Audrey: All the leaves are brown the leaves are brown and the sky is gray",
"Pacey: [Laughs]",
"Emma: Do you know how long she's gonna be in there?",
"Pacey: Uh, that depends, really, on how big a water tank you have.",
"Emma: Didn't we talk about this?",
"Pacey: Yes, we did.",
"Emma: She's here all the time.",
"Pacey: Yes, she is. But you know what'd be a great idea? If the two of you would discuss this, and then I'll go to work, and you tell me how it works out when I get back. Ok? Ok. Bye-bye. Have a good day. Bye.",
"[Pacey makes a quick exit. Emma goes into the bathroom to tell Audrey to stop singing, but stops and listens to her sing.]",
"[Audrey singing]",
"Audrey: All the leaves are brown, the leaves are brown ok. And the sky is gray and the sky is gray I went for a-- I went for a walk on such a winter day",
"[Scene: Freeman's Class. Jen is sitting in the room waiting for class to start when Jack comes over and takes the seat next to hers]",
"Jen: Hey. So, what happened?",
"Jack: When?",
"Jen: At the party after we lost you.",
"Jack: Where'd you guys go, anyway?",
"Jen: Nowhere.",
"Jack: Yeah, right.",
"Jen: Look, don't change the subject on me. I want the details.",
"Jack: [Sighs] All right, look, nothin' happened. Ok? I mean, what could happen? The guy's straight. You know? Even if he magically woke up one morning and he was suddenly gay, it's not like I would actually get involved with the guy. Come on.",
"Jen: You wouldn't?",
"Jack: No. God, no.",
"[Professor Freeman comes into the class, and heads to the podium]",
"Freeman: Greetings, everyone. Sorry I'm late. But I see exhibits A, B, C, and D have arrived, by which I mean, of course, my teaching assistants, who may now begin the arduous task of handing you back your papers. Unless, of course, you'd prefer to sit here for 50 minutes staring at them while I drone on about representations of the single father in pre- and post-Vietnam American television.",
"[Laughter]",
"Freeman: No? No, I didn't think so. As you know, these papers represent 20% of your grade, most of which were graded by the T.A.s, of course. But I did review all the grades thoroughly myself, and I am prepared to deal with any and all sob stories that may be coming my way. Just please keep in mind yeah! This is not the first time I've heard the one about how a b-plus is gonna ruin your chances",
"[Jen turns her paper over and sees that she got a B.]",
"Jen: Turn it over.",
"[Jack turns his over and sees he got a C- and is confused]",
"Freeman: Of getting into a decent law school.",
"[Laughter]",
"[Scene: School Campus. Joey goes walking by a public posting board and sees Eddie hanging up some of the band's Flyers on the board, and walks by. She stops a short while later and heads back to him]",
"Eddie: [Laughs] Should've kept walkin'.",
"Joey: Here. Let me.",
"Eddie: Nope. I got it.",
"Joey: Just trying to be nice.",
"Eddie: Well, don't. I liked you a lot better when you were surly.",
"Joey: I am not-- look, I think that we have both been acting a little immature since the incident.",
"Eddie: I've been acting immature?",
"Joey: I know that I have.",
"Eddie: Don't do that. Don't back down. If you do that in class today, Heston's gonna eat you alive.",
"Joey: I see, and when will you be granting us with your in-class presentation?",
"Eddie: You know, if you think I'm being a jerk, just tell me.",
"Joey: And how is that gonna help us get along any better?",
"Eddie: Oh, it's--it's not, but let's not pretend things are all nice when they're not.",
"Joey: They're not?",
"Eddie: No. The, uh, \"incident,\" as you so clinically refer to it, was you kissing me on the mouth with some sort of twisted intent we've yet to clarify. Agreeable, yes, but hardly nice.",
"Joey: What, so now we have to get into some sort of semantic argument?",
"[They stop outside the entrance of the library]",
"Joey: So, you coming or what?",
"Eddie: What, to the library?",
"Joey: Yeah. That's where we're headed.",
"Eddie: That's where you were headed. And if you're still feeling \"nice,\" you might want to hang some of these up in there.",
"[He hands her some flyers and then heads off]",
"[Scene: The film set. Dawson comes walking up to Todd who is sitting in the director's chair and they both watch as Heather walks past them screaming on the cell phone at someone. He is carrying a plate of food with him]",
"Heather: Yeah, well, he wants a new D.P and he wants him now. It's not even noon, and she's already fired people on 3 continents.",
"Todd: 3-egg omelet?",
"Dawson: One egg, 2 egg whites.",
"Todd: Let's do it.",
"[The go over to Heather who is still yelling at the person on the phone]",
"Heather: Yeah? Well, if I knew that, then I'd be the assistant. Listen, sweetie, I gotta go.",
"Todd: Breakfast is served, luv.",
"Heather: I'm not gonna beat around the bush, Todd. As your little friend here pointed out last night, you're way behind schedule and way over budget, both of which we could live with if the footage were a dream. But we hate the girl.",
"Todd: Natasha?",
"Heather: Natasha, Natalie, Nadia, whatever. The one with the nice rack. I know you said you could work with her, but we figure we shut down, we recast",
"Todd: Hold on a bloody minute here! Yes, she might've been a bit unprepared, but you don't go and shut down an entire production",
"Dawson: She can do this job. For a horror movie like this to work, the heroine's gotta be both sexy and intelligent. Natasha is that girl.",
"Heather: Why do I care what he thinks?",
"Todd: He is the target demographic.",
"Dawson: Show her some cut footage. We can put some together by this afternoon.",
"Heather: You really think that's gonna change my mind?",
"Todd: Couldn't hurt.",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Heather: Yeah?",
"[She leaves them and they both look at each other]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Freeman's Class. The class has just ended and everybody is leaving. Jack and Jen are still sitting in their chairs looking at their paper grades.]",
"Jen: Ok, well, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. I mean, mine's higher than yours.",
"Jack: Looks that way.",
"Jen: And you've actually been working hard all semester.",
"Jack: Yeah, well, apparently not hard enough.",
"[Jack heads up to the front of the class where Freeman is just finishing up with a student]",
"Freeman: Real nice work.",
"Jack: Hi.",
"Freeman: Don't tell me, another unsatisfied customer.",
"Jack: I--I just, um... had a question about my grade. Uh, C-minus seems a little low for a paper that you enjoyed.",
"Freeman: I said that, did I?",
"Jack: Yeah, you did the other night.",
"Freeman: Of course. Uh, what I meant was I really enjoyed the content. Your grasp of structure, on the other hand, is quite rudimentary. I can recommend a few books that might help with that. However, I do have another class I need to get to right now.",
"Jack: Yeah, sure.",
"[Jack goes to leave]",
"Freeman: You know, a c-minus really isn't all that bad, Jack. You told me yourself you weren't a very motivated student.",
"Jack: Well, I guess I thought I was doin' better this term.",
"Freeman: Well, maybe your expectations were too high.",
"Jack: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: The film set. Todd is sitting in a camera sled while one of the workers pushes the sled slowly and Todd looks through the camera trying to set up the shot.]",
"Todd: Slower. Slower. [Shouts] Cut!",
"Man: Cut on rehearsal.",
"Todd: Can someone find leery for me, please?",
"[Dawson comes running up to him]",
"Dawson: Here. Right here.",
"Todd: So, is she gone?",
"Dawson: She left 15 minutes ago with directions to the nearest gym. Gonna meet with her and the editor when we break for lunch.",
"Woman: Makeup's done with Natasha. We're just waiting on camera.",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"Todd: Just the chance I've been waiting for.",
"Dawson: What are you gonna do?",
"Todd: What do you think I'm gonna do? Favorite part of the job, mate.",
"Dawson: You don't mean that.",
"Todd: Course I do. Nothing's as much fun as explaining to the overpaid hairdos how imminently replaceable they all are.",
"Dawson: I thought you liked her.",
"Todd: I do. Not as much as you do, of course, which may be clouding your judgment on this matter.",
"Dawson: Point taken, but how is yellin' at her gonna help? I mean, if you destroy her confidence, the day's not gonna go any faster.",
"Todd: Listen, mate, let me let you in on a little secret. 2-bit horror movies that get shut down one week into production? They don't always get started up again. And as someone who works for me, my continued employment might be of some interest to you.",
"Dawson: So you'd fire her just like that.",
"Todd: If it was a choice between her and me. That'd be dead easy now, wouldn't it?",
"[Man comes running up to them]",
"Man: Todd. They need you at camera.",
"Todd: This discussion is not over.",
"[The start walking back to the set, leaving Dawson alone, and a prop man gets in Todd's way.]",
"Todd: 'Scuse me.",
"[Scene: The Dressing Tent. Dawson walks in, as Natasha comes out of behind some clothing racks wearing no top or bra. She quickly covers up as Dawson adverts his eyes. And she goes over to the chair to grab her bra and puts it on]",
"Natasha: I thought I had 5 minutes. Ooh!",
"Dawson: Um--sorry.",
"Natasha: Ha ha ha! Black bra, white shirt. Never a good idea. So, I, um... I heard Todd wants to talk with me.",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah. It's, uh... about this shot.",
"Natasha: What, it's complicated?",
"Dawson: Well, he...likes to move the camera.",
"Natasha: Yeah, so I noticed. So, um... who's that woman you guys were talking to this morning?",
"Dawson: She's the, uh, executive in charge of production. She's worried about all the overtime.",
"Natasha: Cool. Is something wrong, Dawson?",
"Dawson: No, nothin', other than you being naked when I walked in.",
"Natasha: Such a prude. If we're gonna work together, you're gonna have to learn to get over things like that.",
"Dawson: All right. Well, you're gonna have to learn how to not leave every room I walk into.",
"Natasha: Ok, so we both have room for improvement.",
"[She finally decides which shirt to wear and begins putting it on.]",
"Natasha: I know I'm in the doghouse.",
"Dawson: What makes you think that?",
"Natasha: Look... Todd's not the best communicator, and he's not exactly a touchy-feely kind of guy. A girl can tell. That's why I really need to nail this big scene tonight. Help me? My best friend's dying, and I don't know what I'm supposed to be thinking.",
"Dawson: Don't think. Your best friend's dying. What are you gonna do?",
"Natasha: I don't know. Save her? Comfort her?",
"Dawson: And if that doesn't work?",
"Natasha: Save myself?",
"Dawson: Exactly. It's-- don't think. Just act. Just--and when Todd asks you to jump...",
"Natasha: Ask how high.",
"Dawson: And how far. Always be aware where the camera is. That's how you communicate with him.",
"Natasha: [Sighs] You really think that's gonna work?",
"[Woman reaches her head into the tent]",
"Woman: They're ready for you, Natasha.",
"Dawson: Guarantee it.",
"Natasha: Thank you.",
"[Scene: Pacey's work. Pacey is sitting at his desk, talking on a headset phone to a client. He is very into the phone conversation]",
"Pacey: You're kiddin' me, right? I mean, Stan, look, I'm as risk-adverse as the next guy, but you're just quittin'. Y-you're not even keepin' up with the inflation, and, Stan, all I'm askin' for is a hint of your interest, and I w [Pacey looks up and notices Audrey walk into the office space, and is a little perplexed by it.] uh...you know what, Stan? I'm gonna have to call you back on this, but I will be in touch, because, believe me, this is gonna be a hot issue.",
"[He walks towards Audrey forgetting to take the phone off his head and it pulls off and falls to the floor as he goes over to Audrey]",
"Audrey: Ah! There you are. Finally! That mean receptionist was",
"Pacey: Audrey. What are you doing here?",
"Audrey: No hello? No smooch? I'm trying to tell you it took me forever to get past the",
"Pacey: honey. We can't do this here.",
"Man: Get a room, Witter.",
"Pacey: That's a great idea. Thanks for the tip. Ok, let's go to the conference room.",
"Audrey: Bye, everyone.",
"[They got into the conference room]",
"[Humming]",
"Pacey: Audrey. You really can't just pop in like this.",
"Audrey: Well, what am I supposed to do, Pacey? You won't take any of my phone calls.",
"Pacey: Because I'm at work. And when I'm at work, I'm on the phone, which makes it particularly difficult for me to take other calls. In fact, I shouldn't be in here right now. I should be outside... on the phone.",
"Audrey: I get it. Ok, please don't be mad at me. Please? Please? The absolute best thing in the world has happened, and I wouldn't have come by if it weren't completely major.",
"Pacey: How major?",
"Audrey: Emma has asked me to be in her band. Me. For real. I mean, well, it's sort of on a trial basis, 'cause, you know, basically she still can't stand me and she thinks I ate all of her basmati rice or whatever, but we have been rehearsing all day, and we have a gig tonight at hell's kitchen.",
"Pacey: That's great.",
"Audrey: I know! It is! Which is why I had to come here and coerce you into coming out this evening. Honey, I need you there. It's kinda like my audition, and, from what I understand, Emma is a little bit of a temperamental control freak when it comes to her band. Say no more. You're gonna come?",
"Pacey: I will, just so long as",
"Audrey: I'm leaving. Ok. Bye.",
"[Pacey watches as she goes, then heads back to work]",
"[Scene: Heston's Class. Joey is up in front of the entire class giving her oral presentation, as the class is listening.]",
"Joey: The games continue, and, of course, culminate in the explanation of the cryptogrammic paper.",
"Heston: Stop. I'm so bored, I'm losing my pulse here, potter. When Hubert gets called away for the urgent phone call, he returns to find Lolita doing what with the likes of Clare Quilty?",
"Joey: Playing tennis.",
"Heston: What kind of tennis?",
"Joey: Good tennis?",
"Heston: Potter! Oh, you disappoint me. How are we ever gonna learn anything today when the person who's supposed to be teaching us hasn't even read the book? Somebody? Anybody?",
"[Eddie raises his hand when no one else does]",
"Heston: Eddie. Of course Eddie. Eddie always knows. I mean, rarely volunteers, but always knows. So, please, enlighten us.",
"Eddie: Doubles.",
"Heston: Told you. Always knows. And thank god he's here to pick up the slack for Miss Potter, who... may now return to boring us to death.",
"Eddie: Hey, you know, maybe if you laid off her for 2 seconds at a time, she might not be so nervous.",
"Heston: What was that? A little criticism of my teaching techniques? Because I have to say I've always considered myself pretty lenient, pretty willing to overlook certain things other, more traditional, by-the-book teachers might not appreciate.",
"Eddie: Whatever.",
"Heston: Oh, you don't agree? [Laughs] I'm ready to make this a larger discussion any time you are. In fact, I've been ready for weeks now.",
"Joey: Am I teaching here or what? Because... the doubles thing is actually very important.",
"Heston: I know. That's why I brought it up. I'm gonna give you another chance to redeem yourself. Circa 1940, a well-known Russian émigré writer named Vladimir Sirin ceases to exist. Why?",
"[Joey begins looking through her note cards in her hand]",
"Heston: S-I-R-I-N. No idea? Perhaps you should ask your always-much-better- informed doppelganger. Eddie.",
"Eddie: Because he never existed in the first place.",
"Heston: Never existed! You mean he was a shadow? A shade? A double, perhaps? Someone passing himself off as someone else?",
"Eddie: Yeah, you could say that, or you could just say it was a pen name.",
"Heston: You could, but it's secret identity, nonetheless. I'm sorry. This seems a little... off-topic for you?",
"Eddie: No. I'm just saying I get the point.",
"Heston: Ah. But do the rest of them?",
"Eddie: Do they need to?",
"Heston: You tell me.",
"Eddie: Personally, I think the question is moot. But if it really bothers you that much, I'll go.",
"[Eddie Grabs his bag and leaves]",
"Heston: Oh, well, don't just stand there, potter. Carry on.",
"Joey: In a minute.",
"Heston: Did you just say what I think you said?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"[Joey walks past Heston and out the door after Eddie]",
"Joey: Hey. Wait up.",
"Eddie: Oh, are you leaving, too?",
"Joey: No, you're coming back. Look, I don't know what just happened back there, but you can't back down from him when he",
"Eddie: You're right. You don't know what just happened back there, so in that case, maybe the best thing for you to do is just mind your own damn business.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Emma is cleaning up a table while Joey is talking to her. It is early in the day, and there are not many people in for the lunch time crowd.]",
"Emma: Well, he's not here. He must not be working tonight.",
"Joey: He works every night.",
"Emma: Well this is one.",
"Joey: Well, you don't happen to know where he lives, do you?",
"Emma: Flat somewhere. Take you, like, 2 hours to get there on public transport.",
"Joey: You mean he doesn't live on campus?",
"Emma: Which one?",
"Joey: Worthington?",
"Emma: Well, why would he live on the Worthington campus?",
"Joey: Um, no reason.",
"Emma: You didn't think he's a student, did you? I mean, I know he reads a lot.",
"Joey: Yeah, he does.",
"Emma: Um... you don't think they'd have his address on file in the back, do you?",
"Joey: Probably.",
"Emma: Thanks. And I'll be back to close, and good luck tonight with the gig.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Emma: Got a bit of a surprise for you, actually.",
"Joey: Really!",
"[Scene: The film set. Dawson, Todd and Heather are watching a scene in the cutting room.]",
"Natasha: [on film] Somebody!",
"[Pounding on door]",
"Natasha: [on film] Somebody, please help me! Help!",
"[The stop the scene]",
"Heather: Well... that constitutes improvement. Adequate instead of abysmal.",
"Dawson: That's not fair.",
"Heather: [to sell phone] Get me Chatsworth. [To Dawson and Todd] I mean, come on. Is she supposed to be looking down at the ground like that, or did she just not know where her marks are? [To the cell phone] New York, L.A., I don't care!",
"[She walks away from them]",
"Dawson: She barely even watched it.",
"Todd: Yeah, I can see that, but exactly whose job are you tryin' to save here?",
"Dawson: Everyone's. Look, the worst possible thing that happens, you get shut down. Right? So you gotta get her to watch it again, and this time, highlight Natasha's strengths instead of her weaknesses. Use that close-up. And change that music.",
"[He looks at Dawson, and then over to Scott]",
"Todd: Do it. Fast. [Scott starts, and Todd turns to Dawson] And...you stay here. What's needed now is some cool professionalism.",
"Dawson: Right.",
"[Todd goes after Heather]",
"Heather: All right. Fine. I'll hold.",
"Todd: Heather, luv.",
"Heather: Yes?",
"Todd: How about we discuss this rationally before you throw out several thousand feet of film?",
"Heather: Rational? Rational, like the time you took me to Bermuda with you and dumped me for an exotic dance instructor?",
"Todd: Look, there's no reason to get personal about it. You know what I mean? You're engaged now.",
"Heather: Working on a film that's about to be shut down... by me and quite possibly never started up again. [to the cell phone] Still holding.",
"Todd: Look! You signed off on this girl, did you not? It wasn't some other prada-wearing nightmare I accidentally shagged!",
"Heather: For your information, I signed off on this girl because I thought you could get a performance out of her.",
"[they join Dawson and Scott who were working on the cuts]",
"Dawson: And he did. You just haven't seen it yet. Scott?",
"[they start playing the new cuts]",
"Natasha: [on film] Somebody, please help me! Somebody! Help me! Somebody! Somebody, help me! Please! Please! Somebody, please help me!",
"Dawson: Better, no? Before it was all about the location, whereas now it's like we're alone with her and her fear.",
"Todd: What do you think? Your job could be on the line here, too, you know.",
"Natasha: Well, I think your little friend here makes a good point.",
"[Scene: outside Freeman's office. Jack is waiting outside for Freeman to finish up with the student in his office. He is becoming very anxious while waiting.]",
"Jack: Come on. [Exhales]",
"[The door opens and a student comes out]",
"Freeman: Jack. Sorry. I didn't know anybody else was out there.",
"[They go into his office]",
"Jack: Yeah. Must, uh... must take a while to get to the end of all your adoring fans.",
"Freeman: So, what can I help you with?",
"Jack: Look, I've been thinking about this all day. Uh, there's just one more thing I gotta ask you about this paper.",
"Freeman: Sure.",
"Jack: If I hadn't been so shocked about what you said to me the other night, would this C-minus have been any higher?",
"Freeman: Low blow.",
"Jack: Yeah, 'cause, you know, I'm just tryin' to make an informed decision here, and if that's what this is all about, hell, ask me again, 'cause I just might say yes this time.",
"Freeman: I don't know what to say. Um... sometimes people read too much into things.",
"Jack: Too much? How about too little? 'Cause I'm totally willin' to go through",
"Freeman: I get it. I get your point. You know, it's one thing to be some scared teenager, afraid of his-- his friends, his family, afraid of what everybody he meets might think and say about him. You know, I can forgive that. Hell, I can expect that. But you, you're an adult. Ok, somebody's married to you. You're-- you're ruining lives here on a much larger scale.",
"Freeman: What can I say? Not everyone's willing to make sacrifices for some sort of political agenda. Not everybody's willing to spend their lives being part of a despised minority.",
"Jack: Yeah. [Laughs] Well... that's true. But maybe you should ask yourself who's doin' the despising.",
"[Walks out of the office leaving his paper on the desk]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Audrey is in the back room, nervously awaiting going on stage when Jen comes back to join her. Audrey is porting a fake Nose and lip ring.]",
"Audrey: So you checked. I mean, he's out there, right?",
"Jen: Well, I'm not exactly sure. It's--it's kind of too crowded to tell.",
"Audrey: How crowded?",
"Jen: Way crowded. Why? Are you ok? You're not scared, are you?",
"Audrey: No! God, no. Why would I be scared?",
"Jen: I don't know. You j--you just-- you seem sort of tense.",
"Audrey: I'm fine.",
"Jen: Hey. Um...about the other night.",
"Audrey: What other night?",
"Jen: When we got really drunk.",
"Audrey: You know what? To be honest-to-god truthful with you, Jen, I don't really remember that at all, so",
"[Emma comes into the back room]",
"Emma: Ok, ladies, enough checkin' your makeup. I think the crowd's suitably drunk by now.",
"Audrey: Does that mean that we're on?",
"Emma: It does.",
"[Emma and Audrey make their way onto the stage as Jen goes back into the audience.]",
"Emma: Hey. The piercings are a nice touch, by the way.",
"Audrey: Thank you!",
"Emma: Screw this up, and I'll kill you.",
"Audrey: Ok. Sure.",
"[Audrey goes up to the mic and begins to introduce the band]",
"Audrey: Um...hey, everybody. We are the hell's belles, and we thought we would play a few songs for you now, you know, something... soothing, something relaxing, something...",
"[Drum beat]",
"[Drum playing rhythmic beat]",
"Audrey: All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray! I've been for a walk on a winter day I'd be safe and warm, warm, warm if I was in L.A.! California dreamin' on such a winter day! California dreamin' on such a winter day!",
"[Scene: Outside an apartment door. Joey comes walking up to the door after checking the address she wrote down on a piece of paper, she goes to knock on the door when Eddie come walking up from behind her.]",
"Eddie: What the hell you doing here?",
"Joey: God, you scared me.",
"Eddie: Yeah, obviously. I asked you a question.",
"Joey: I just wanted to talk to you about what happened in class today.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, since I'm not really in that class anymore",
"Joey: Look, I know. I get it, ok? I get that you're not really a student.",
"Eddie: You get that, do you?",
"Joey: Yeah. I mean, I don't really get what it was all for, but-- you know, I've come a long way. Maybe you could just give me a glass of water or something?",
"[They go inside]",
"Joey: So, my presentation actually went ok after you left. I mean, I just went in there, and I",
"Eddie: Mm-hmm. Congratulations, Joey. I'm happy for you. Yeah. I'm sure you're only seconds away from breaking through Heston's crusty exterior, earning his undying respect, and graduating magna cum laude. Or you could just save yourself a lot of trouble and sleep with the man.",
"Joey: Is it just me, or do you react this nicely to everybody who's trying to help you? What? No response?",
"Eddie: You're gonna have to give me a second here. I'm still trying to process the condescending notion that help is actually required.",
"Joey: Oh, you don't think it's possible I could understand?",
"Eddie: No, I don't. Look, Joey, I'm sorry I didn't turn out to be the person you thought I was, but you know what? Probably not too wise to invest that much in people you barely know.",
"Joey: Oh, I haven't invested anything in you.",
"Eddie: Oh, yeah? Then why are you here? See, it seems to me that you're wasting valuable time that would be better spent trying to get back with that preppy boyfriend of yours if he'll have you.",
"Joey: You know what? You remember when you told me to tell you when you were being a jerk?",
"Eddie: Yeah. You could have saved yourself a lot of trouble by just calling first.",
"Joey: Oh. I guess it didn't seem like trouble at the time.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Audrey is still on stage performing before a huge crowd. Jen is in the audience cheering Audrey on, Joey enters the bar looking around for Jen.]",
"[Girls just want to have fun playing]",
"Audrey: [Singing] I come home in the morning light my mother says what, you gonna live your life right? Oh, mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones and girls, they want to have-- oh, girls just want to have fun the phone rings in the middle of the night my father says what you gonna do with your life? Oh, daddy dear, you know you're still number one but girls, they want to have-- oh, girls just want to have-- that's all they really want some fun when the working day is done oh, girls, they want to have-- oh, girls just want to have fun",
"[Joey finally finds Jen and goes over to join her]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Jen: Hey! I was beginning to think you didn't work here anymore.",
"Joey: Is that",
"Jen: Oh, Audrey. Yeah. She joined Emma's band.",
"Audrey: [Singing] Just wanna they just wanna just wanna they just wanna just wanna they just wanna just wanna girls just want to have fun oh girls just want to have fun",
"Crowd: Whoo!",
"Jen: Yay, Audrey!",
"Crowd: Whoo hoo!",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Back room. The group has just finished playing and Audrey and Emma come into the back room, and plop down in chairs as Audrey grabs some water and throws a bottle to Emma]",
"Audrey: Oh, my god, that was amazing!",
"Emma: Yeah, well, it didn't suck!",
"Audrey: Oh, come on! It worked! They loved us! Admit it. They loved us.",
"Emma: All right. Yeah. They loved us.",
"[Joey and Jen come into the back room]",
"Audrey: Joey, honey, you made it!",
"Joey: Yes. I didn't see the whole thing, but you were great!",
"Jen: You were more than great. You were amazing.",
"Audrey: See? Do you see that? We were amazing. Where's Pacey?",
"[No one answer, and she is upset by this]",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson is standing next to the chair that Heather is sitting in waiting as Todd comes walking up with Natasha with him]",
"Todd: Heather, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Natasha, this is Heather Tracy from the studio.",
"Heather: Hi. Oh, my god! It is so great[She gives Natasha a phony Hollywood kiss on the cheek] Mwah! To finally meet you! You have amazing skin.",
"Natasha: Uh...thanks.",
"Heather: Such a total pro. We are so happy to have you on our team. Great job in the scene tonight, by the way.",
"Natasha: Thanks. I decided not to think tonight.",
"Todd: Heather, shall we?",
"Heather: Goody. I can hardly wait.",
"Todd: See you kids later.",
"[Todd and Heather walk off together.]",
"Natasha: She hates me, right?",
"Dawson: I wouldn't say that.",
"Natasha: It's generally not a good sign when the director leaves the set at lunch with someone who's just arrived from L.A. What'd you guys do, go shoe shopping? Start auditioning my replacement?",
"Dawson: Uh...the first one.",
"Natasha: You're not a good liar, Dawson. In fact, you're a spectacularly bad liar. Come on. You can be honest with me. I know I got this job on a fluke.",
"Dawson: You got this job because you're the best person for the part, because you're tremendously talented.",
"Natasha: Yeah, right. Or maybe just tremendously lucky.",
"Dawson: I think everyone feels that way about success Everyone with a soul.",
"Natasha: And you've still got one, right?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I think so.",
"Natasha: I think that may be why we ended up together, you and me. When we met at that party...",
"Dawson: Mm-hmm.",
"Natasha: I was pretty down on myself. I thought maybe I was an idiot for trying to do this thing and that I should just give up and, I don't know, be a kindergarten teacher like my mom's always telling me.",
"Dawson: Your mom wanted you to be a kindergarten teacher?",
"Natasha: [Laughs] Yeah.",
"Dawson: Ha ha!",
"Natasha: There's a lot she doesn't know about my teen years.",
"Dawson: Heh!",
"Natasha: Anyway... I remember thinking, if one more working actor sits down next to me and starts complaining about his life, I will scream. I will literally get up out of this chair and run screaming to California Pizza Kitchen, quit my job, and move home. And then you came over. Why'd you do that, anyway?",
"Dawson: Honestly?",
"Natasha: Mm-hmm.",
"Dawson: You were the only hot girl in the room who looked like she might have actually read a book at some point in her life.",
"Natasha: And you knew right then that I was right for this part.",
"Dawson: After I talked to you for a little while, yeah.",
"Natasha: So you weren't just chatting me up?",
"Dawson: Oh, I was chatting you up.",
"Natasha: You were?",
"Dawson: Oh, yeah. But I figured telling you about some big audition couldn't exactly hurt.",
"Natasha: Yeah. Then I nailed it. I still can't believe it. God, that was a great day. It felt like my luck was finally changing.",
"Dawson: It has.",
"Natasha: Yes, it has. Well, I should go get changed.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"Natasha: But maybe tonight at the bar, we could, I don't know, play some air hockey or throw some darts.",
"Dawson: I'd like that.",
"Natasha: Me, too.",
"[She goes into her trailer, and Dawson just smiles and walks off]",
"[Scene: Outside Emma's Apartment. Emma and Audrey come walking up to the apartment after their gig at Hell's Kitchen.]",
"Audrey: It kind of rocks that the bar's right across the street.",
"Emma: It simplifies things a bit, actually.",
"Audrey: You know, I really should thank you.",
"Emma: What for?",
"Audrey: For taking a chance on me and all that crap.",
"Emma: Can't really mess up punk-rock all that bad, now, can you?",
"Audrey: I know, but still it was important to you, and you trusted me, and...",
"Emma: Let's not hug or anything. Your pig of a boyfriend's likely to enjoy that.",
"Audrey: He would, actually.",
"[They go inside to find Pacey sitting on the couch passed out, sitting straight up]",
"Emma: Oh, dear. Poor sot. He stayed up all last night, you know, and he was gonna crash. Oh, well. See you tomorrow. Good night.",
"Audrey: Good night.",
"[Emma goes upstairs and Audrey goes up behind Pacey and begins shaking him awake.]",
"Pacey: Uhh!",
"Audrey: Hey.",
"Pacey: Oh, crap. I missed it, didn't I?",
"Audrey: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Audrey, I was coming in to change my clothes, and I meant to just",
"Audrey: You didn't get very far with that, did you?",
"Pacey: Ok. Tell me how I can make this up to you. Please. Whatever you want. I am completely, totally, utterly yours, at your service.",
"Audrey: I know it's kind of late and everything, but do you think you could just drive me home?",
"Pacey: Yeah, sure. Of course.",
"Audrey: I just kind of want to sleep in my own bed tonight.",
"Pacey: Absolutely. Not a problem.",
"Audrey: Ok. I'm gonna go get my stuff.",
"Pacey: [Yawns] Ok. I'll be-- I'll just wait here. [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. It is after closing, and Joey is cleaning up, when Eddie comes walking into the bar.]",
"Joey: What are you doing here?",
"Eddie: I knew you were closing, thought you could use a little help.",
"Joey: In what way could you possibly help?",
"Eddie: All right. That was fair.",
"Joey: Not to mention how condescending it is, you know, the assumption that I actually need help.",
"Eddie: Ok, I get it. Are you done yet?",
"Joey: Only for the time being.",
"Eddie: It was an accident, ok? The first time I did it.",
"Joey: How do you accidentally sit in on a class and pretend to be a student?",
"Eddie: Well, I'm on my lunch hour, I'm sitting under some tree, and this grad student comes over with his whole section of \"great books\" one-oh-whatever- the-hell-it-is, and they start talking about Shakespeare.",
"Joey: And you just happened to be reading it that day?",
"Eddie: No. I was reading Moby Dick. Later, I read Shakespeare.",
"Joey: All of it?",
"Eddie: No sense in doing things halfway, right?",
"Joey: I see, and since it was so easy, you just kept doing it.",
"Eddie: It prevents me from deliberately stepping into the street and methodically knocking people's hats off.",
"Joey: Moby Dick, right?",
"Eddie: Hey, maybe you're not as dumb as Heston thinks you are.",
"Joey: We'll see. Look. Contrary to what you might believe, I only came by your place tonight to apologize. I felt like it was kind of my fault that you got caught today.",
"Eddie: How's that?",
"Joey: Heston wouldn't have singled you out if you weren't trying to be so nice to me.",
"Eddie: Nice? You thought I was trying to be nice to you?",
"Joey: Yeah. It seemed kind of obvious.",
"Eddie: Wrong.",
"Joey: Wrong?",
"Eddie: Yes. That wasn't me being nice. That was me showing off. You know, you disappoint me, Potter.",
"Joey: I do?",
"Eddie: Yes.",
"Joey: How are we supposed to learn anything today, people?",
"Eddie: You didn't do your groundwork, did you?",
"Joey: No, I didn't.",
"Eddie: No, you didn't.",
"[Scene: A coffee Stand on Campus. Jack has just ordered a cup of coffee and Professor Freeman comes walking up from behind him and throws Jack's Paper on the counter. The grade has been changed from a C-minus to a B.]",
"Jack: What's this?",
"Freeman: You left your paper in my office yesterday.",
"Jack: Is this supposed to make everything ok?",
"Freeman: Look, maybe I did let my emotions affect the way that I graded your paper. If I did, that's inexcusable.",
"Jack: I sense an excuse coming on here.",
"Freeman: You have no idea, do you, of how much the world has changed?",
"Jack: Look, if the world's changed, it's because people are willing to stand up and be honest about things, not hide behind things that are easier.",
"Freeman: When I was growing up, when I was--how did you put it-- a scared teenager, you didn't have gay kids coming out to their parents on MTV.",
"Jack: Yeah, and Jack Tripper was the only gay man in America, right?",
"Freeman: You think that's such a small thing, such a minute cultural difference? Maybe you really haven't been paying attention in my class, jack.",
"Jack: Just do me a favor and have one of the T.A.s grade my papers from now on, please.",
"Freeman: No problem.",
"[Freeman leaves and Jen comes walking up to Jack]",
"Jen: Ooh, nice. Little private teacher conference. What was that all about?",
"Jack: I'm just getting that thing with my paper straightened out.",
"Jen: Oh, yeah. Is it?",
"Jack: Straight? Yeah. Perfectly.",
"[They walk off together as the camera pulls away form them]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x05 | The Imposters | destinyros2005 |
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"When Dawson assists Todd in throwing a blow-out Halloween party, Todd and Natasha have Dawson believing he is seeing the ghost of a legendary film actress. Jen becomes suspicious about C.J., and Joey gets stuck taking Professor Heston's daughter to a haunted house with Eddie."
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"[Scene: The Movie Set. They are shooting a shot that takes place in the bedroom, while Dawson and Todd are watching on from the Director's chair. Natasha, and some guy come into the bedroom, and sit on the bed and begin to kiss and make out.]",
"Guy: hey... you sure about this?",
"Natasha: As sure as about anything in my entire life.",
"Guy: Groovy.",
"[They begin to get making out even more. Natasha's shirt is coming up and his hands are sliding all over her body. When a man dressed up as the killer comes into the room and raises an axe above his head, and a monitor from above comes crashing down onto the floor next to him]",
"Andrew: Cut!",
"Todd: Excuse me, Andrew. Must be my trick ear. Did you just yell cut? Yelling cut is one of the few bright spots in an otherwise bleak existence. And I will not allow some hack stuntman to deny me the pleasure. You do not break character until I yell cut. Do you understand me? Good. [Andrew nods and walks off] That was fun. Sometimes I forget how much I like yelling at people.",
"Dawson: You're a sick man, Todd Carr.",
"Todd: Great. Now I'm not gonna make my day. This is what I get for shooting on a bloody haunted soundstage the day before bloody Halloween.",
"Dawson: What do you mean haunted?",
"Todd: You don't know?",
"Dawson: What?",
"Todd: About the bird who died here-- Melanie Ray? You've heard of Melanie Ray?",
"Dawson: No.",
"Todd: And you call yourself a film geek. Shame on you, leery.",
"[Natasha comes over to them and stands behind Todd and begins giving Todd a massage. You can see the twinge of jealousy in Dawson's eyes.]",
"Todd: You've heard of Melanie Ray, right, darling?",
"Natasha: Of course.",
"Todd: Melanie ray was the Jamie Lee Curtis of her day. The original scream queen. She was shooting this b-movie here in Boston. What was it called again?",
"Natasha: Uh, kiss the girls and make them die.",
"Todd: That's right. They shot it right here back in the fifties. And young Melanie was having an affair with her director. [Sighs] Where was I?",
"Dawson: Ahem. Uh, affair with the director.",
"Todd: Oh, right. Yeah. Anyway, it was all complicated by the fact that Melanie was married to her costar nick march. And when nick found out about the affair, he went frigging ballistic. They were doing this scene where the 2 characters had to get into a fight. He strangled her... to death.",
"Dawson: That sucks.",
"Todd: That's why they say her spirit still haunts the soundstage to this day. If you believe in that sort of thing.",
"Man: They're ready for you, Natasha.",
"[Natasha goes off and leaves them alone]",
"Todd: What?",
"Dawson: Nothing.",
"Todd: What?",
"Dawson: Is there something going on between the two of you?",
"Todd: Leery, my boy, I learned a long time ago not to screw around with my leading ladies. That's what extras are for. But if I was gonna unlearn that particular lesson, the lovely Natasha would be the one to do it with. Right, while I still have my hair, people, energy up. Camera.",
"Man2: Marker.",
"Todd: And...action.",
"[They begins shooting the scene over again, and Todd watches how jealous Dawson gets watching the guy making out with Natasha]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The editing room. Dawson, Todd, and the editor are going through the dailies from their early shoot.]",
"Man: [Tape] Hey... you sure about this?",
"Natasha: [Tape] As sure as I've ever been about anything in my whole entire life.",
"[Todd turns to Dawson who is watching the shot]",
"Todd: Boy, eh, how's my party coming?",
"Dawson: I'm pleased to announce the art department's turned stage 7 into a playground for the morally impaired.",
"Todd: Oh, excellent. I love Halloween. My favorite holiday. Always has been.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Mine, too. Actually I'm kinda famous for playing these elaborate pranks on my friends back home.",
"Todd: Good for you, Gilligan. How's my costume coming?",
"Dawson: Picking it up from wardrobe right after this.",
"Todd: Am I gonna look like a stud?",
"Dawson: Is there any doubt?",
"Todd: But will it get me laid, Dawson? That is the question.",
"Dawson: Tell you what. If you can't close the deal, I'll have a few extras lined up for you.",
"Todd: See, that's what I like about you, leery. Always thinking ahead.",
"Todd: [Tape] Camera. Action.",
"Todd: Gentlemen, Natasha looks so hot in these dailies, I think I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave the room so I can be alone with myself. Do you know what I mean? [Notice Dawson not laughing] What's your problem?",
"Dawson: Nothing.",
"Todd: You're a bit territorial about the lovely Natasha, aren't you, Leery?",
"Dawson: No.",
"Todd: Good. Because you shouldn't be. You dumped her, remember? For the prissy one.",
"Dawson: It's not that simple, Todd.",
"Todd: Sure it was. Your puny little mind couldn't process the fact that you were shagging one of the hottest young starlets Hollywood has to offer, so you jacked it all in for another go at your prom date.",
"Dawson: She wasn't my prom date.",
"[Todd chuckles]",
"Dawson: It was--it was junior prom. That doesn't count. Doesn't count.",
"[An image that doesn't belong in the daily flashes across the screen]",
"Editor: Hey, Todd, you should take a look at this.",
"[He backs the tape up and goes frame by frame to the image, and they see an image of a woman in a trench coat and dark glasses, next to a sign that reads Melanie Ray Costume #3]",
"Dawson: What is that?",
"Todd: Is this a joke?",
"Editor: This is what we got back from the lab.",
"Todd: I don't believe this. Someone's screwing with me. Is this one of those practical jokes you claim to be famous for?",
"Dawson: What are you talking about?",
"Todd: Remember that little story I told you about yesterday? About the actress who died on stage 7?",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Todd: That's her.",
"Dawson: What is she doing in our dailies?",
"Todd: I have no idea.",
"[Scene: Audrey and Joey's Dorm Room. Audrey is standing in front of the mirror finishing her Nancy costume. While Pacey is finishing getting dressed in the Bathroom. ]",
"Audrey: Sid! Ooh, baby! You look awesome! But...",
"Pacey: But what?",
"Audrey: Well, don't shoot the messenger here, but if we're going for authenticity, leather pants would really do the trick.",
"Pacey: Frankly, it's a miracle that I'm even going along with this whole Sid and Nancy thing.",
"Audrey: Hey, you promised not to be cranky tonight.",
"Pacey: Sorry. I'm just not really a costume party kind of guy.",
"Audrey: Seem to love putting on that little monkey suit of yours every morning.",
"Pacey: Easy.",
"Audrey: All right. Sorry. Low blow. I have no desire to get into yet another tiff about our ever-widening ideological differences. I'll be ready in a second.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[She goes into the bathroom, and Pacey begins to walk around the room. He notices a paper on Audrey's dresser with a Grade of F on it. He quickly puts it down when Audrey comes out of the bathroom.]",
"Audrey: You ready? What's wrong?",
"Pacey: Nothing. Let's go.",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Jen and Jack are in the living room, while Emma is off getting ready. Jen is pacing around the room, and Jack is sitting on the sofa. Jen is dressed like a dark angel, and Jack is dressed up as a vampire.]",
"Jack: I'm telling you, just call the guy.",
"Jen: I'm telling you, it's too late. The miniscule window of opportunity that once was has officially closed.",
"Jack: Yeah, but you like the guy. I can tell.",
"Emma: Which guy is this?",
"Jack: C.J. Strapping young lad.",
"Emma: I see.",
"Jen: I think that maybe the thing to do here, jack, is to just crush from afar. That way there are no broken hearts, there are no dashed dreams, there are no morning-after pills to contend with.",
"Emma: The girl's got a point.",
"Jack: No, she doesn't. She's just afraid this guy is too good for her. Dial. [He throws the phone to her] And she's wrong about that.",
"Jen: Uh, no. He's probably working right now, doing good for others and whatnot, which is annoying, but undeniably charming.",
"Jack: Dial.",
"Jen: What? I don't know his number.",
"Call the help line.",
"Jen: No. Doesn't that seem wrong?",
"Jack: Just do it. Arrr! [Fake bites the air]",
"[Jen dials the phone and calls the Help Line and C.J. answers the phone.]",
"C.J.: Help line. Happy Halloween.",
"Jen: Um, hi. Is C.J. There?",
"C.J.: Speaking.",
"Jen: Oh. Hi. Uh, this is Jen. Lindley. Do you-- do you remember me?",
"C.J.: Hello, Jen Lindley. What can I do for you?",
"Jen: Well, I was just wondering what you were doing tonight. Um, but you're working, aren't you?",
"C.J.: Uh, yeah, for just, like, another hour. I'm filling in for somebody who's running late.",
"Jen: Oh, well--I mean, do you have plans after that or",
"C.J.: well, if... going back to my room and watching Halloween h20 on cable qualifies as plans, then yeah. I'm all booked up.",
"Jen: Oh...well, do you have any interest in coming to a party?",
"C.J.: With you? Alone?",
"Jen: Well, no. I mean, I'll be there, but my friends are coming, too.",
"[Jack starts to try to get he to answer alone]",
"C.J.: Hmm, I don't know about that. Wait a second, did you just call the help line to invite me to a party?",
"Jen: Yeah. Is that wrong?",
"C.J.: What's the address?",
"[Jack and Jen give each other high fives silently.]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Eddie is working behind the bar, when Joey comes walking up and takes a seat at it in front of Eddie]",
"Joey: Good news.",
"Eddie: What?",
"Joey: You can come back to class.",
"Eddie: What are you talking about?",
"Joey: I talked Heston into letting you come back.",
"Eddie: You talked to Heston about me?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Eddie: Uh-huh.",
"Joey: Which was clearly a mistake. My bad.",
"Eddie: Whoever said I wanted to come back to class?",
"Joey: You seemed to go through a lot of trouble to attend so I just--I thought it might've meant something to you, but again, sorry.",
"[Joey turns to walks away from the bar, and runs into a girl who is walking rather quickly through the bar. The girl is maybe 12 years old]",
"Harley: Uhh! Could you maybe watch where you're going?",
"Joey: How old are you?",
"Harley: That'd be none of your business. Just tell me where can I find some girl with the unfortunate name of Joey.",
"[Professor Heston comes walking up to them.]",
"Heston: Oh, I see you two have already met.",
"Joey: This is your daughter?",
"Heston: Meet my daughter Harley. Harley, this is Joey potter.",
"Harley: Ugg, hi.",
"[Harley goes walking off to the Jukebox]",
"Heston: What?",
"Joey: I thought she was 5.",
"Heston: Whatever gave you that idea?",
"Joey: The picture on your desk.",
"Heston: Well, she was 5 when that picture was taken.",
"Joey: That's false advertising.",
"[Harley returns to join them]",
"Heston: Aw, jeez, would you look at the time? I'll pick the little angel up at 11:00. Have fun. And--well, thanks again, Joey. Bye, sweetie.",
"Harley: Dad! I'm gonna give you one more chance here not to bail on me.",
"[Sighs] Sweetie, I'm not bailing on you.",
"Harley: No. You're foregoing tradition, our tradition. To go out with some skank.",
"Heston: A--she's not a bad kind of skank, and b--we'll go to the movies tomorrow night.",
"Harley: It's not the same! We go to the movies on Halloween. We go see some scary old movie at the crest. It's what we do.",
"Heston: Harley, you gotta give me a break here. I'll make it up to you, I promise, ok?",
"[Professor Heston leaves them alone, and Joey looks at Harley knowing what she is going through.]",
"Harley: What are you looking at?",
"[Harley storms off back to the juke box]",
"[Scene: The movie Set. Dawson is walking through the stage that has been set up for the party, and Dawson is dressed up like a Man In Black. He walks across the stage when he hears something.]",
"Voice: Dawson.",
"[He sees the blur of someone in a long black trench coast walk around a corner. He quickly goes after it but finds that there is no one there. He looks around, then walks off dismissing that he saw anything at all.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The film set. IT is later at night, and the party has kicked off full swing. The band is playing, and there are tons of people dancing and partying in the stage set up for a Halloween bash. Todd is dressed up like a priest and is standing with two twins and he is heavily hitting on them when Dawson comes over to him.]",
"Dawson: Todd! Can I talk to you for a second?",
"Todd: I'm busy.",
"Dawson: Todd, I'm serious. I really need to talk to you.",
"Todd: Would you 2 beautiful ladies excuse me, please? Just for a minute.",
"[The two ladies walks off.]",
"Todd: All right, you better be dying.",
"Dawson: I saw her.",
"Todd: Who?",
"Dawson: Her. Melanie Ray.",
"Todd: You're screwing with me.",
"Dawson: I'm not. I saw her.",
"Todd: Where?",
"Dawson: In here, on stage.",
"Todd: Well, you like. You probably saw someone dressed up like her. It's a frigging costume party, leery.",
"Dawson: This was hours ago, before anybody even got there.",
"Todd: Come on, mate. Your mind's playing tricks on you. Take the night off. Have a little fun. Knock back some bye-bye-pain juice. Saddle up with a couple of birds. [Natasha comes walking towards them dressed up like a naughty school girl] God save the queen.",
"[Natasha joins them and stands next to Todd and takes his arm in hers.]",
"Natasha: Hello, boys.",
"Dawson: Hi.",
"Todd: You wanna dance, darling?",
"Natasha: Love to. Yeah.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Eddie is cleaning up a table as a smitten Harley is hanging around him.]",
"Harley: Do you have a girlfriend, Eddie?",
"Eddie: I most certainly do not.",
"Harley: Oh, well, how come?",
"Eddie: Well, I've found that girlfriends are generally more trouble than they're worth.",
"Harley: Well, that seems like a total waste, if you ask me.",
"Eddie: How old are you?",
"Harley: I've found that age is but a number, Eddie.",
"[Joey comes over to join them]",
"Joey: All right, you two, break it up. You ready to have some fun, Harley?",
"Harley: And where is this fun you speak of?",
"Joey: Well, I was going to take you trick or treating, but that was when I thought you were 5. So I was thinking we could go to the movies or something. I heard you say something to your dad about wanting to see",
"Harley: That sounds lame. I want to stay here.",
"Joey: Well, I'm supposed to be taking care of you, and I don't think your dad would want you hanging out in some college bar all night.",
"Harley: Trust me. He wouldn't care.",
"Joey: Ok, look, you're talking to somebody who could host a daytime talk show on deadbeat dads, so let's not go there. Come on, let's have some fun.",
"Harley: No , you're not gonna make me go anywhere I don't wanna go. I'm gonna stay right here until my father gets back.",
"Eddie: Hey, you know, I read about this haunted house in the paper today. It's supposed to be pretty scary.",
"Harley: I love haunted houses.",
"Eddie: Yeah, maybe you guys could do something like that.",
"Harley: Well, I'll go if you go.",
"Joey: Eddie's working.",
"Eddie: Off in 5, actually.",
"Joey: Well, I'm sure he has plans.",
"Eddie: Not particularly, no.",
"Joey: Well, then, by all means, please join us.",
"Harley: Cool.",
"Eddie: Cool.",
"[Harley goes walking of]",
"Joey: You didn't have to do that. I was handling it.",
"Eddie: Yeah. You were doing just swell. It sucks when people butt into your business, don't it?",
"[Scene: The Film Set Party. Jack and Jen are standing together waiting for C.J to arrive. Jack is looking off into the distance when Jen is looking behind him.]",
"Jack: Jen, did you tell C.J. It was a costume party?",
"Jen: Yeah. Yeah, I think so. God, I hope so. Why?",
"Jack: Ahem. Check it out.",
"[CJ and a friends come walking up neither of them in costume.]",
"C.J.: You could have told me it was a costume party.",
"Jen: Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.",
"David: I feel like such a dork.",
"Jen: And you are?",
"C.J.: Sorry. This is David.",
"Jen: Hi, I'm Jen.",
"David: Hi.",
"Jen: This is jack.",
"Jack: Hey, David.",
"David: Hey.",
"C.J.: So, we're gonna go grab some refreshments. You guys need anything?",
"Jack: Cool.",
"Jen: Fine.",
"[CJ and David walk off.]",
"Jen: Oh, my god! I am like flypaper for the homosexual community.",
"Jack: Yeah. What?",
"Jen: He's obviously gay. I should've known.",
"Jack: Who--C.J.?",
"Jen: It figures. I invite a boy to a party, and he brings his boyfriend.",
"Jack: What makes you so sure they're a couple?",
"Jen: Whatever. Even if he's straight, I can't take this C.J. Anymore. He's way too standoffish. When I make my intentions clear, I want them to be acknowledged and reciprocated. In that order.",
"Jack: I hear ya. I hear ya. All right. We're gonna delve a little deeper into this, ok? I'm gonna take C.J., And you're gonna take the \"alleged\" homosexual, and we're gonna meet back here in a little bit.",
"Jen: Deal.",
"Jack: Break!",
"Jen: Break.",
"[Scene: The Haunted House. Joey, Eddie and Harley are walking through a pretty lame haunted house. They walk through a room, when a man dressed up as a mummy comes and puts his hand on Joey's Shoulder]",
"Joey: Aah!",
"Harley: Oh, my god. You're so retarded.",
"Joey: Who asked you, you little twerp?",
"[Harley goes walking off away from Eddie and Joey]",
"Eddie: Hey, go easy on the poor kid. Ok? She's got problems.",
"Joey: And what do you know about that?",
"Eddie: Come on, it's obvious the girl has some issues with her father.",
"Joey: Don't we all? Hey, uh, look, I'm sorry about butting into your life and all that. I saw an opportunity to help, and I went for it. It's just that you're really smart. You're a lot smarter than anybody else in that class. And it just makes me sad to see all of that potential just going to waste.",
"Eddie: What potential? What--what waste? Look, I like to read books. Big deal. What, my life would be so much better if I went to college? And, uh...",
"Joey: what?",
"Eddie: I don't need your pity. And I don't need to be some rich kid's charity case.",
"Joey: You think I'm a rich kid? Wow.",
"Eddie: What?",
"Joey: It's just funny... how little you actually know about me.",
"Eddie: You know what's even funnier? All of this could've been so easily avoided. I mean, I wasn't even gonna come back to Heston's class. I mean, he's too cynical, he's too impressed with himself.",
"Joey: So, why did you come back?",
"Eddie: You. You, uh, you got under my skin. I found myself having these series of annoying conversations with you in my head, which must be a sign of something, so I kept coming back for more, which ultimately proved to be my undoing.",
"[Someone walks up behind Joey in costume and puts their hand on her shoulder, and she jumps into Eddie's arms and he hugs her to his chest to protect her.]",
"Joey: Aah!",
"Eddie: Man, you're such a scaredy cat.",
"Joey: That's what they tell me. Could you let me go now?",
"Eddie: You know what? I don't think so.",
"[He bends down and kisses her, and they kiss for a moment, before Joey stops.]",
"Joey: Oh, crap.",
"Eddie: What?",
"Joey: Harley.",
"[Scene: The film set party. Pacey and Audrey come walking into the party. And Audrey is looking to have fun, and Pacey seems a little out of place.]",
"Audrey: Wow! I've died and gone to hell! Hail, Satan!",
"Pacey: All of a sudden, I feel very old.",
"Audrey: Oh, Pacey, come dance with me. Dance?",
"Pacey: Where?",
"Audrey: Over there.",
"Pacey: That's not dancing. That's cavorting.",
"Audrey: Oh, when did you become such a dull normal?",
"Pacey: About the same time you started failing tests.",
"Audrey: What's that supposed to mean?",
"Pacey: What? Come on, what's with the \"f,\" Audrey?",
"Audrey: It's a letter grade, Pacey. It's typically given when a student fails to meet the requirements of an assignment.",
"Pacey: Thanks, wise ass. I'm just asking if everything's ok.",
"Audrey: I got it totally under control, baby.",
"Pacey: Yeah, 'cause you know in my experience, there's never just one \"F.\" Those things tend to come in bunches.",
"Audrey: You know what? I have a really good idea. Let's not talk about this.",
"Pacey: Ok, fine. I'm just letting you know I'm worried. That's all.",
"Audrey: You know what? It really doesn't seem like you are. It seems like you're too busy running around like Glengarry Glen loser to be worried about much of anything these days.",
"Pacey: That's nice of you. Take a swing at me. Because I gotta work for a living. That's great.",
"Audrey: I don't mind that you have to work for a living, Pacey. I'm just saying don't lose yourself in it. That's all.",
"Pacey: Why are we bickering about this? I just wanna know what's going on with you.",
"Audrey: Ok. You wanna know what's going on with me? Here goes. I haven't really been going to class much this semester, Pacey. Why is that? You might ask. Because I've been kinda depressed. Yeah, you see, I have this boyfriend, and I thought everything was going great, but apparently it's not. Apparently, he cares about his job more than he cares about me, and I know he would probably say that wasn't true and that I'm just being some hysterical drama queen, but I suppose if it wasn't true, he'd pretty much know everything that was going on in my life, wouldn't he, Pacey?",
"[Emma comes walking up to them]",
"Emma: Hey, guys. Love the costumes.",
"[Scene: The film set party. Dawson is talking with a lady at the party. She is majorly hitting on him and he is oblivious to the fact.]",
"Dawson: No, I'm not the director. I'm the director's assistant.",
"Lady: Really? That's awesome!",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"[Dawson looks up to the catwalk along the top of the sets, and he sees the woman dressed in the black trench coat and stares at her as she stares down at him. He can not see much of her face cause it is hidden behind a large pair of dark glasses]",
"Lady: Are you ok?",
"Dawson: Can you excuse me for a sec?",
"[He runs over to the stairs that lead up to the catwalks. And quickly runs up them trying to catch up with the woman he saw. He is always several steps behind her. Every time he gets to the point he last saw her she is else where. Eventually he loses her all together, and he looks down onto the party and sees Natasha and Todd talking. Natasha takes Todd's hand and leads him off to the bedroom set. They sit down on the bed together and start kissing, and Dawson sees this and we can see the jealous eyes light up again. We cut to the toe door of the bedroom set. Dawson comes quickly up to it, and grabs the door handle, but stops, then he thinks second about it and opens the door. He goes into the room to see Todd and Natasha sitting on the bed talking while there are about half a dozen other people partying in the room with them.]",
"Todd: Right. [Laughs]",
"Natasha: I was thinking about near the end. Well, so... [They turn to see Dawson] What's wrong, Dawson?",
"Dawson: Nothing. Uh, I was just, uh, looking for somebody.",
"[HE goes to walk out of the room, stops for a second to wonder if what he saw actually happened, then he leaves the room. As he walks away his cell phone rings.]",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Dawson: Hello.",
"[Scene: The editing room. Dawson comes into the room and the editor is queuing up another shot, and stops it at a point]",
"Editor: I was getting ready to leave for the party when a new batch of dailies came in. I go to digitize them, and this is what showed up.",
"[He starts the shot back up and we see the ghost woman on screen. This time it is the scene that Todd was talking about earlier, where wee see the woman actually get strangled to death. And we see the people working that set run out and grab the actor and pull him away from her and then that is all.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The film set. Dawson is on the outskirts of the party when he sees Natasha walking towards him.]",
"Natasha: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey. You--you look amazing. I'm sure you've probably heard that, like, 1,000 times.",
"Natasha: Yeah, I've gotten a couple marriage proposals and one guy said he'd sign over his car if I slept with him, but... thanks, it never gets old.",
"Dawson: Can I ask you something?",
"Natasha: If you must.",
"Dawson: This Melanie Ray-- why did she start having an affair with the director?",
"Natasha: Who knows? Maybe she fell in love with him or maybe she just wanted someone to pay attention to her.",
"Dawson: But she had someone to pay attention to her. She was married.",
"Natasha: Yeah, well, not all relationships are perfect, Dawson. They don't all last forever. Maybe he had a shot. Maybe he blew it.",
"Dawson: Maybe she just didn't give him enough of a chance.",
"Natasha: If you're asking if there's something going on between me and Todd, the answer is \"none of your business.\"",
"Dawson: That's not what I'm asking.",
"Natasha: Oh, please. You are not so good with the subtext, baby. And you have no right to be jealous.",
"Dawson: Jealous? I'M... who said I was jealous?",
"Natasha: Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that, sweetie.",
"[Scene: Outside the Haunted House. Joey is walking down the street looking for Harley when Eddie comes running up to her.]",
"Eddie: Hey, wait up. Wait up.",
"Joey: Look, I don't think you fully comprehend the dire here, ok? I lost an entire human being. A totally annoying human being, yes, but I was responsible for her. You know, everything was going just fine until you had to go and kiss me.",
"Eddie: Oh, so now it's my fault.",
"Joey: Yes, it is your fault. I'll accept your apology and we can move on.",
"Eddie: Hey, if you want to get technical about it, you kissed me first, which would make it your fault.",
"Joey: Shut up and make yourself useful. Now, if you were a bratty teenage girl, where would you disappear off to?",
"Eddie: Oh, listen, if I was a teenage girl, bratty or otherwise, I would never leave the house. I'd be too busy checking myself out.",
"Joey: Classy. And I'll thank you for that image.",
"Eddie: And you know, if you really want to get technical, it's Heston's fault. He's the one who bailed on her. He was the one who was supposed to take her to the movies.",
"Joey: Eddie Dolan, you are a genius! [She hugs him] Come on!",
"[Scene: The film set party. Audrey walks through an empty Grave yard set, and notices a coffin that is stood up and has a padded back. She plops back into the leaning coffin and relaxes in it. She notices Pacey walking onto the set, and quietly closes the coffin lid and Pacey does not even notice. He simple walks up next to it and takes a seat on a tombstone near it. Emma comes walking by the set and sees Pacey sitting all alone there.]",
"Emma: Hello.",
"Pacey: Hi.",
"Emma: Is everything ok?",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah, yeah. If your definition of \"ok\" is having the strong desire to draw a warm bath and slit your wrists, then I am peachy.",
"Emma: Ahh. You and the old lady having some troubles?",
"Pacey: You might say that.",
"Emma: Uh-oh. Do you need to have a bit of a chat?",
"Pacey: That's not really our thing, now is it?",
"Emma: No, but we are flatmates, and I suppose that entitles you to something.",
"Pacey: Ok. I used to think that Audrey and I were the perfect fit. And we were, 'cause for the first time in any of my relationships, we were on equal footing. There was no mind games, no high drama, no angst. It was just fun.",
"Emma: Sounds good... in theory. It's a bit difficult to sustain that sort of thing.",
"Pacey: That's what I'm finding out.",
"Emma: Yeah.",
"Pacey: And it's making me second-guess myself. 'Cause I'm not really sure if the reason I'm checking out is because I just can't handle the rough spots or if it's... because I just don't love her anymore. Hmm. Or really, for that matter, if I ever truly loved her.",
"Emma: [Inhales] Yeah. I'm afraid only you can answer that one.",
"Pacey: And to be perfectly honest, I don't really want to find out tonight. So what do you say you and I go and rejoin the party, huh?",
"Emma: Ok.",
"Pacey: Thanks for listening, though.",
"Emma: It's ok. But, you know, just 'cause we had one proper conversation, don't think you can cry on my shoulder any time you like.",
"[They walk off, and after a few seconds Audrey opens the coffin lid and has a depressed look on her face after hearing it all]",
"[Scene: the film set party. Elsewhere at the party. Jen and David are sitting in some made up chairs talking together and drinking some punch]",
"Jen: So...",
"David: Yes?",
"Jen: How long have you been together?",
"David: Uh, what do you mean \"together\"?",
"Jen: Or, I mean, how--like, how long have you known each other?",
"David: Oh. Uh, about a year. We met at the stand.",
"Jen: Ohhh. So you're one of those.",
"David: Yup. Just another screwed-up gay kid trying to remake the world in his image. You should come by sometime.",
"Jen: No. No thanks. C.J. Already gave me the hard sell.",
"David: So you're the Jen he's always talking about.",
"Jen: He talks about me?",
"David: All the time. He wants you so bad.",
"Jen: Really?",
"David: Yeah. He thinks you'd make a great counselor.",
"Jen: Oh! For a second-- for a second I thought that-- that you meant that he \"wanted\" me. But of course not. He's--he's gay. Why would he want me that way?",
"David: Who--C.J.?",
"Jen: Yeah.",
"David: C.J.'S not gay.",
"Jen: He's not?",
"David: No. Not at all.",
"[Scene: the party. In another area, Jack and CJ are talking together, while drinking their punch.]",
"Jack: Sorry.",
"C.J.: I'm not offended, I'm just not gay. David's gay. Me, not so much.",
"Jack: Well, I know somebody who will be very glad to hear that.",
"C.J.: Who? A little dense.",
"Jack: Uh, Jen. Cute little blonde traveling companion, called the help line to invite you to this shindig.",
"C.J.: Oh, that's nice to hear.",
"Jack: And you're not very interested, are you?",
"C.J.: Truth is, I'm not. I mean, I think she's really cool and everything, I think she'd be a real benefit to the stand, it's just...that's not what I'm looking for right now.",
"Jack: But if you were looking for that right now...?",
"C.J.: She's not my type.",
"[Scene: The movie theater. Eddie is directing a guy in a costume, how to get to the Haunted House, when Joey comes walking out of the Theater with Harley.]",
"Eddie: Haunted house is down one block, make a right and just keep following your nose. Know what I'm saying? It's great.",
"Harley: Child abuse. Child abuse. Not so rough! Hi, Eddie.",
"Eddie: You gave us quite a scare tonight, young lady.",
"Joey: Oh, don't be cute with her. She doesn't deserve cute.",
"Harley: Don't worry, Joey. The night's almost over. You'll be rid of me soon enough. Then you can go back to your miserable little existence.",
"Joey: Would you mind giving us a second?",
"Eddie: Yeah.",
"[Eddie walks away from them]",
"Joey: Um...[Clears throat] Listen, I know that you're pissed at your dad for flaking on you, but it doesn't mean he's a bad dad and it doesn't mean that he doesn't love you.",
"Harley: No, it just means he's a dick.",
"Joey: Harley",
"Harley: Do you even like him? Sometimes I don't see how anyone could ever like him. He's very abrasive.",
"Joey: True, but he's also very...",
"Harley: Every time I'm supposed to come see him I trick myself into thinking that it's gonna be different this time. But it never is. It's always just different shades of the same.",
"[Joey understands as Harley walks off to join Eddie]",
"[Scene: The film set party. Dawson is walking around the party, when out of the corner of his eye, he sees the ghost woman again. He tries to catch up with her, but he is cut off by a group of partiers cutting across his path. He tries to follow her, and notices her go into the Bedroom set. He slowly walks up to the door and opens it up to see Todd and Natasha lying together fully clothed on the bed.]",
"Todd: Leery! Uh...this isn't what it looks like?",
"Dawson: Really. You guys aren't screwing behind my back?",
"Todd: No, we are. But look at her, do you know what I mean? She's very persuasive.",
"Dawson: Shut up.",
"Todd: You can't tell me to shut up.",
"Dawson: What are you gonna do, fire me? You tried that before. It doesn't take. Listen, Natasha, I'm-- I'm really sorry that I hurt you. I mean, that was the last thing that I wanted to have happen, believe me. I got involved in the middle of an incredibly complicated situation, and I made a choice without thinking and it was the wrong choice, which is what I don't think I've really been able to... communicate to you, which is I--I like you. I keep on saying that I'm not jealous, but I--I am. I'm very jealous. This is-- the thought of some other guy touching you, especially him-- I mean, he's... Todd.",
"Todd: Leery, I'm not adverse to giving this whole firing thing another go, you know.",
"Dawson: Too late. I quit. I... good luck with the rest of the movie. I'm outta here.",
"[He storms off, leaving them all alone.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The film set party. Dawson is getting ready leave the party, when he stops and turns around. While looking around he looks up and sees the ghost lady on the catwalk again. He quickly runs up after her as she walks away from him. He makes it up to the cat walk, but this time the ghost lady walks towards him. As she walks towards him she pulls off her wig and glasses and we see that it is Natasha. Then from behind her comes Todd filming Dawson with a hand camera. ]",
"Todd: [Laughs] Leery, this is bloody gold, mate!",
"Dawson: What the",
"Natasha: Happy Halloween, Dawson. We've had the immense pleasure of screwing with your mind this evening.",
"Dawson: [Exhales] Wait. So you two aren't even",
"Natasha: No way. Too old, too many extras.",
"Todd: Yeah, I'm not too into my assistant's sloppy seconds, either.",
"Natasha: Watch it.",
"Dawson: What about the footage?",
"Todd: The magic of movie-making, mate.",
"Dawson: Wasn't that a lot to go through just to get a laugh at my expense?",
"Todd: No. Worth every second. Right. I'm gonna go get Danny boy to edit this together.",
"Natasha: Ooh, I wanna see.",
"Todd: Come on, then. Um... you weren't serious about the whole quitting thing, right? 'Cause I sort of need some help with my shot lists tonight. You up for it? You're a scholar.",
"[Dawson just laughs to himself as they go off.]",
"[Scene: The film set party. Jen and CJ are standing outside talking to each other, after a moment to finally get alone.]",
"Jen: We didn't really get much of a chance to talk tonight.",
"C.J.: Well, you could always call the help line again.",
"Jen: You know, I was actually thinking about reconsidering the stand. I feel like maybe I was just too judgmental the first time around.",
"C.J.: Well, we'd love to have you. Just, you know, make sure you're doing it for the right reasons.",
"Jen: Are there any other reasons?",
"C.J.: I don't know.",
"Jen: You know, you could save me a lot of trouble by just going out with me.",
"[Cut to Jack and David standing a ways away from them, just watching them]",
"Jack: This is making me sad.",
"David: Why?",
"Jack: Well, he's not into her, and I'm the one who told her to call him.",
"David: Trust me, she's better off.",
"Jack: What do you mean?",
"David: Uh...it's a long story.",
"Jack: Want to tell me about it sometime over coffee?",
"David: Coffee?",
"Jack: Hot caffeinated beverage. It's all the rage these days. Seems to be an excuse for people to get together and find out if they like one another.",
"David: Yeah, I think I'd be up for something like that.",
"Jack: Cool.",
"[Jen and CJ come walking up to Jack and David]",
"C.J.: You ready?",
"David: Yeah. Well, it was nice meeting you.",
"Jen: Likewise.",
"C.J: Jack.",
"Jack: C.J.",
"David: And I guess I'll talk to you soon.",
"Jack: Dave, definitely.",
"David: Ok.",
"Jack: Bye.",
"Jen: Bye.",
"[CJ and David leave]",
"Jack: How'd that go?",
"Jen: Well, he's playing a little hard to get, which is somewhat disconcerting, but no worries. He'll be mine.",
"Jack: [Sighs] Come on. Let's get out of here.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey and Harley are playing a game of pool, when Professor Heston finally comes in]",
"Heston: Hi, sweetheart.",
"Harley: Hey, dad. How was the date?",
"Heston: Went great. Right up to the moment when she said I had a toxic personality. Is that bad? How'd everything go here?",
"Harley: Great. She was a perfect angel.",
"Heston: Cool. You ready?",
"Harley: Gimme a second, dad.",
"[Profess Heston walks away from them]",
"Harley: Sorry I was such an uber-bitch.",
"Joey: We all have our moments. You know what? Don't stop hoping that things will be different with him. You're way too young to be so bitter.",
"Harley: Can I give you some advice?",
"Joey: Sure.",
"Harley: Eddie totally likes you. I hope a guy like him looks at me that way someday. Don't mess it up.",
"Joey: Ok.",
"[Harley and Heston leave. Eddie comes walking up to Joey a few seconds later]",
"Eddie: [Clears throat] One root beer float. Where is she?",
"Joey: Gone. Heston just picked her up.",
"Eddie: Wanna split this? Shame to see it go to waste, like my potential.",
"Joey: Shut up.",
"[They take a seat at one of the counters, and begin sharing the float, with 2 long spoons]",
"Joey: Can I ask you a question?",
"Eddie: If you must.",
"Joey: What's going on with us?",
"Eddie: What do you mean?",
"Joey: I mean...I kiss you, you kiss me. In some states that could be construed as dating.",
"Eddie: We're not dating.",
"Joey: Oh, god, no.",
"Eddie: And I'm not going back to Heston's class.",
"Joey: That's fine.",
"Eddie: Is it?",
"Joey: Absolutely. You are who you are, Eddie. I have no desire to change that.",
"Eddie: You know what, Joey? I don't know what's going on with us... but I kind of like it that way.",
"Joey: Me, too.",
"[Scene: Outside the File Set. Pacey comes out, happy to finally find Audrey who is sitting on the hood of his car.]",
"Pacey: Hey. There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. Is everything ok?",
"Audrey: I think we should break up, Pacey.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] What? [He sees she is serious] Let's just go home and sleep on it. We can talk about it in the morning.",
"Audrey: No. This is what I want.",
"Pacey: This is not the way I wanted for this to happen.",
"Audrey: Shut up, Pacey! Just shut up, ok? You are getting off easy here and you know it. I'm not gonna let you put up some false protest so that you can feel better about yourself. I am ending it now. [There is a long pause where neither of them say anything] That's how I know that it's over. You didn't say a word, Pacey, not a word. 'Cause you don't have the energy to fight it and... I deserve better than that.",
"Pacey: You're right. You do. You deserve way better than that.",
"Audrey: Go ahead, Pacey. Why don't you follow the script? You know, say all of the things that you're supposed to say to me. You got anything else? How many empty words is it gonna take for you to be able to sleep easy tonight?",
"Pacey: What do you want from me, Audrey? You know that's not how it is, but the negativity gets to me, too, ok? So I agree with you.",
"Audrey: Don't you dare try to make yourself feel noble, Pacey. You are not some knight in shining armor. You're just a guy who's grown tired of screwing the same girl and you feel guilty about it. You think that sucks? Why don't you-- why don't you try being the one who has to wonder why all the people that she loves don't love her back.",
"Pacey: Oh, Audrey, come on.",
"[She slaps him]",
"Pacey: Ohh.",
"Audrey: [Sobbing]",
"[Scene: The film set. The party is now over, and Dawson is sitting in the bedroom set thinking about this entire day. He gets up and goes to leave the room, and finds Natasha on the other side of the door when he opens it.]",
"Natasha: Still mad at me?",
"Dawson: I was never mad at you. I was",
"Natasha: Insanely jealous?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I don't think I realized how much I actually wanted to be with you until I thought you were sleeping with Todd.",
"Natasha: Say it again.",
"Dawson: What, that I was jealous?",
"Natasha: No. That you like me.",
"Dawson: I like you, Natasha. I really like you.",
"Natasha: Good, because... I like you, too. I lot of people walk in and out of my life, Dawson, and... you might not believe what I'm about to say, because I'm an actor and I lie for a living, but... you're one of the only people I ever really wanted to stick around.",
"Dawson: I don't know what to believe... but I love my life. I... wake up most mornings pinching myself that I get to take even a small part in all of this. But... I can't help but feel like it's all an illusion. You know? I mean, it's like it's all just one moment away from disappearing forever.",
"Natasha: That's because it is. For all I know, this could be my last job. So I'm going to enjoy the experience while it lasts, hug everybody now, because they might not be here tomorrow, and take the experience with me. And if meeting you is all I get out of this one, well, it might just be enough for me.",
"Dawson: God, I missed you.",
"Natasha: I always wanted you back, you know. You just had to pay for your sins.",
"Dawson: Are we even now?",
"Natasha: Just about.",
"[She pushes him down on the bed and begins kissing him]",
"Dawson: Wait, are you... sure about this?",
"Natasha: As sure as I've ever been about anything in my entire life.",
"Dawson: Groovy.",
"[They begin making out, when a man dressed in the killers outfit comes in and raises an axe above his head and swings it down at them, and cut to black]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x06 | Living Dead Girl | destinyros2005 |
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"Audrey gets drunk before her band performs and worries her friends, especially C.J. who suspects a deeper problem. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joey agree to go on a real date. Pacey hits it off with a beautiful woman while on a business trip to New Orleans, and is shocked to discover that she's a call girl. When Professor Freeman announces that he's leaving he and Jack have a heart-to-heart talk about their future."
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"[Scene: Hells Kitchen. Eddie is sitting at the bar reading a book, when Joey comes walking up carrying her bag and grabbing her coat. She begins tallying up her receipts for the day.. It is in the middle of the day and the bar is not very busy.]",
"Eddie: Hey. You outta here?",
"Joey: Yeah. I got some stuff to do on campus.",
"Eddie: 3:00? Yeah, I know when Heston's class is, Joe.",
"Joey: I know. I just didn't want you to feel weird or something. You know, it's no fun without you. No one to contest my opinions with snarky feedback. I'm starting to feel smart or something.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, finals should nip that pesky ego in the butt.",
"Joey: I can't believe this semester is almost over.",
"Eddie: I know.",
"Joey: Are you going home for the holidays?",
"Eddie: What could be homier than this clean, well-lighted place?",
"Joey: Seriously. Where are you from?",
"Eddie: Does it make a difference? Where are you from?",
"Joey: Capeside.",
"Eddie: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: What?",
"Eddie: Nothing. It's just... Capeside. I guess that's about right.",
"Joey: About right for what?",
"Eddie: Hey, relax. Nothing to be ashamed of.",
"Joey: Have you ever even been to Capeside?",
"Eddie: They don't let my kind go that far east.",
"Joey: Well, thank goodness we have neutral ground to spar on.",
"Eddie: Yeah. Yeah. We're a regular Sam and Dianeme with my rugged charms, you with your fancy book learning.",
"Joey: You know, you've got it all wrong about me, Eddie Doling. I'm a girl from the wrong side of the tracks. You don't wanna mess with the likes of me.",
"Eddie: I don't know. I kinda like it when you get all \"foxfire\" on me. Nothin' like a fancy girl slummin' it.",
"Joey: You know what? You're very lucky I have class right now, because tonight, we rumble.",
"Eddie: I will be here. I'm workin' a double today, and don't you have anything better to do on your night off than loll around your place of work?",
"Joey: You know, it just so happens that Hell's Belles is going to thoroughly rock the house down.",
"Eddie: Mmm.",
"Joey: Kinda like the onion rings.",
"Eddie: I'll see you later, joey.",
"[She leaves for class]",
"[Open Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Professor Freeman's Class. Jen and Jack are just arriving to class and are making their way to get their normal seats.]",
"Jen: So what is going on with you and this David fellow?",
"Jack: Keep to your own furtive gropings, thank you very much.",
"Jen: Oh, Jack.",
"Jack: No, it wasn't like that. I mean, there was-- there was coffee, there was talking, and I don't wanna jinx it.",
"Jen: Aw, why so shy? Come on, somebody's gotta be getting some. God. Cracking this C.J. Case is proving far too difficult for the delicate likes of me.",
"Jack: Easy, easy. Your sexual frustration's hitting a vein. Anyway, we're meeting in the cafeteria after class.",
"Jen: Can I come? C.J. Will probably be there.",
"Jack: Jen, don't you think you've given this one the old college try? This much effort's beneath you. You said so yourself, didn't you?",
"Jen: Oh, you can't hold the ultimatums of party Jen against me. I was wearing a wig. I was feeling crazy.",
"Jack: All right. Hey, I tell you what. Bring grams, too.",
"Jen: Maybe I will.",
"[Professor Freeman comes into class, and makes an announcement]",
"Freeman: Afternoon, everyone. I wanted to start class today by telling you all that you won't be seeing me after finals. The publication of my critical essays has secured my academic visitation in Chicago. So I'll be leaving Boston Bay at the end of the semester. Since our time is limited, I wanted to invite all of you to the book-signing tonight over at Winthrop hall. You've been a great class, one of my favorites.",
"Jen: Did you know about this?",
"Jack: No. I had no idea.",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Audrey has laid out most of her clothes on her bed, and is trying to put together an outfit.]",
"Audrey: Aah. [Sighs]",
"[Joey comes in after class]",
"Joey: Ok, ok. You decided to bless the orphans of the world your Betsy Johnsons?",
"Audrey: Hardly. I am auditioning outfits, and everything is failing miserably. Where have all my s*x clothes gone? Pacey Witter has pillaged my fashion sense.",
"Joey: You mean there are clothes out there that actually show off your chest even more?",
"Audrey: Yes. And quite frankly, the girls are feeling shunned. The band is playing tonight at your little dive bar, and I want them to be resplendent.",
"Joey: I know. I wouldn't miss it for the world. In fact, I'm not even working tonight. So you will have my full and undivided attention.",
"Audrey: Ooh, well, might be nice if you showed your face around these parts. I know I'm usually low maintenance and all.",
"Joey: I wouldn't go that far. Besides, I figure that you and Pacey would appreciate the private time.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well. That was a great help. Now I've dumped Pacey 4 months too late and not a slutty frock has survived. Not a one, I tell you.",
"Joey: What? When did you dump Pacey?",
"Audrey: Hello? Mid-mid-life crisis, thanks for watching. Jeez, Joey, would it kill you to keep up?",
"Joey: Look, Audrey, I'm sorry. I've been-- wait, when did this happen?",
"Audrey: The horror that was Halloween. Whatever. I don't want to talk about it.",
"Joey: Audrey, how could you not tell me about this? Look, I know I've been gone a lot, but a little bathroom sidebar might have been in order.",
"Audrey: I don't know. I guess I just figured that you'd hear it from Pacey in some \"how has life been since you?\" Conversation.",
"Joey: Of course not. We live together. I mean, just because I've been running around doesn't mean I don't have time for you.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well, listen, it would have been great to hear your ex-girlfriend wisdom at the time, but now, I'm kinda done reliving it. Ok.",
"[Scene: The cafeteria. Jen and Jack go walking over to join a table with David who is waiting for them.]",
"Jen: Jack, have you ever noticed how much your apartment looks like the one on my two dads? I think it's the spiral staircase.",
"David: Well, I don't know if you and Pacey are embroiled in some whose sperm is whose battle, but would you maybe want to go out tonight, jack?",
"Jen: I cannot believe that you just did that.",
"David: What?",
"Jen: No hedging, no subtext. No horrible puns. Gays have it so easy. Straight boys are never so... straight.",
"Jack: Love to.",
"David: Cool.",
"Jen: Oh, you know what? Emma and Audrey are playing tonight.",
"Jack: Yeah, that's right. That's right. We should go to that. Is that ok? And then afterwards, we'll do something else?",
"David: Yeah.",
"Jen: Ok, wait, wait. Go with me here for a second, um, before C.J. Gets here. So we're gonna go see the pretty girls play. We can ask C.J. To join us on this-- this very innocent group outing.",
"Jack: Or, you know, why bother with the subtleties? We can just, uh, club him over the head and drag him out.",
"Jen: Jack, work with me here.",
"David: No, no, no. We should definitely ask him to come. It'd be fun if we all went. It's just, uh... well, C.J. Doesn't really date.",
"Jen: What? Does he just jump straight into the sack? Coffee to condoms? What are we talking here?",
"David: Um, no. You see, I mean, he doesn't date at all. Well, his life is sort of complicated. He, um... nah, I shouldn't really talk about it.",
"Jen: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that bad. Come on, bring it on.",
"Jack: Please? Jen, will you stop using my friend as your deep throat, please? Uh, yeah. F-f-forget I said that one. [Clears throat] Here comes C.J.",
"Jen: Oh, hey.",
"C.J.: Hey.",
"Jen: Um, look, this is totally last minute, but I don't suppose that you'd wanna come with us tonight and see our friend play in a band?",
"Jack: It's Audrey. You know Audrey. The one that's guaranteed to entertain.",
"C.J.: I recall. Yeah, sounds like fun.",
"Jen: Excellent.",
"[Jen notices Freeman walking their way]",
"Jen: Jack. Um, soon-to-be-extinct freeman approaches and kinda looks like he needs to pee.",
"David: I think maybe he just wants to talk to you.",
"Jack: Yeah. Uh, excuse me, guys. I'm sorry. I'll be right back.",
"Jen: Wanna sit?",
"C.J.: Yep.",
"[Jack goes over to talk with Freeman, and they go outside to talk.]",
"Freeman: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you and your friends.",
"Jack: That's all right. That's all right. I, uh-- plenty of time to eat. So class today, how about that?",
"Freeman: Um, jack... I keep thinking about that first conversation we had, when you said that this was the first time you'd felt motivated in a long while. I'd hate to think that I'd taken away the college experience you deserve.",
"Jack: Well, I'll keep on applying myself.",
"Freeman: Look, um, next week is reading week, and after that, there's finals, and after that, well... I'm gone. It would just-- it would mean a lot to me if you were there tonight, jack.",
"Jack: I'll think about it.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Workplace. Pacey is sitting at his desk, when Rich comes in carrying a bunch of Plane tickets in his hands, and he begins giving them out to various people.]",
"Rich: I hope you guys packed condoms and toothpaste this morning 'cause we're taking a little trip. You all passed your series 7s, some of you with flying colors, you smarty-pants pansies. So tonight, we celebrate.",
"Pacey: New Orleans?",
"Rich: How about that, huh? Yes, we are so obnoxiously wealthy we are flying to the big easy to indulge in all its pleasures for 24 sickening hours. So don't tell me you have to call your mommies or anything. Just admit that first class, free hotel rooms, and good old southern girls who learned to drink before you played Nintendo are all too good to pass up. Pack it up, gentlemen. Logan, 1 hour.",
"Man: Yeah, baby. [Man laughs]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: A bar in New Orleans. Rich is sitting at one end of the bar with a girl in his arms, while Pacey is on the other side of the corner from him, talking to a very hot woman.]",
"Woman: So you guys are here for the weekend, huh?",
"Pacey: Just the night actually.",
"Woman: Oh, that's too bad. There's a lot of fun to be had here.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I can see that.",
"Woman: I could show you around.",
"Pacey: You know, I've actually been here before.",
"Woman: Oh.",
"Pacey: Yeah, my girlfriend and I, we came through here this summer.",
"Woman: So you have a girlfriend.",
"Pacey: Oh, no. No, no. She dumped me.",
"Woman: Heh. Well, I think my friends are waiting for me, but it's nice meeting you, Percy.",
"[She walks away, and Pacey turn and watches her go, then notices another hot woman sitting at the bar alone near him.]",
"Pacey: Hi, there. I don't do guys in mourning.",
"Rich: Witter, man. You are pathetic, and here I thought you'd be my only competition. You're making this too easy.",
"Pacey: Well, look, Rinaldi, it would be a lot different if I was actually in this game, which I'm not because women do actually like the sensitive type.",
"Rich: Yeah, ok, 'cause that's what's been working for me. Right?",
"[Rich laughs]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is sitting at the bar and the crowd is beginning to pack it in getting ready for the band. Eddie is pouring a drink in front of her.]",
"Eddie: Everything seems magical when you see it from the other side, right?",
"Joey: The command with which you pour is staggering.",
"Eddie: Thank you. How's class today?",
"Joey: The usual. We're ending gravity's rainbow, and Heston spent a good 5 minutes insisting I'd never understand the experimental ramblings.",
"Eddie: Well, that's silly. Diane chambers is an extremely well-read character. I'm sure she would have schooled Heston.",
"Joey: Do, you know, your whole Sam Diane class argument thing, it's very weak. He definitely made more money than her.",
"Eddie: Yeah, and I make more money than your Worthington colleagues who don't need a job, but that doesn't put us in the same bracket, now does it?",
"[Audrey comes running up to the bar and stops next to Joey.]",
"Audrey: Hey, cute bar boy. Give me a shot, will ya? I got the shakes. [She hugs Joey] You are so awesome for coming to see me play, and here, buy a round of shots for the future boyfriends of America.",
"[She takes her drink, and throws some money down on the bar, and then goes back to several guys]",
"Audrey: Mmm. [Choking] Oh, god. Ah",
"[They watch Audrey go into the arms of several guys with her drink]",
"Eddie: God, who did her parents buy off to get her into Worthington?",
"Joey: You're more acerbic than usual tonight, if that's possible. Everything ok?",
"Eddie: Yeah. I'm sorry. I just-- I hate working doubles, and I--I don't like working with Sam.",
"Joey: No one to flirt with, huh?",
"Eddie: Yeah, or clumsily insult, whichever you prefer.",
"Joey: Well, I'll come back up later. Right now, I have to go stroke Audrey's ego.",
"Eddie: Sounds enticing.",
"[Joey goes over to Audrey]",
"[People laughing]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Audrey: Hi, sweetie.",
"[Scene: The book signing. Jack comes into the book store, and looks around at the large amount of people have shown up, and notices Freeman by a table of his book talking to some man.]",
"Freeman: Well thanks for coming. Um, hope you enjoy",
"[Jack walks over to Freeman]",
"Freeman: Jack, you came.",
"Jack: Yeah. I, uh... I don't like to let free food go to waste.",
"Freeman: Well, whatever the reason, I'm glad.",
"Jack: It looks like a lot of people support your decision.",
"Freeman: Eh, slow night on campus maybe. It's tricky putting together projects like this book. There's always gonna be a handful of people who'll think that it's bathroom material, but I always held out the naive belief that there would be a reader or two who might find something stimulating beyond easy cultural references.",
"Jack: Yeah, some of my friends assumed that your class was cultural cliff notes which would pretty much make it Entertainment Weekly, I guess.",
"Freeman: Did you feel that way?",
"Jack: All things aside, did I ever seem less than riveted? [Jack notices that Freeman is staring deeply into his eyes] Um, y-your wife, um... must not be too psyched moving to chicago in the height of winter.",
"Freeman: Actually, she's not going to make the move with me.",
"Jack: I'm--I'm sorry.",
"Freeman: Well, let's--let's not. I can talk in circles about where I went wrong, and a Maudlin Freeman isn't gonna do either of us any good.",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Freeman: So I gotta ask. Why did you decide to come? Don't you have somewhere to be?",
"Jack: Um. No, no. I-- I have some time.",
"Freeman: That's great. Let me introduce you to some people.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Jen, C.J. and David are all sitting at a table talking while waiting for Jack to show up.]",
"Jen: I have no idea what is keeping Jack, David. I'm sure it's-- it's a hair-related issue.",
"David: Nah, it's ok. It's flattering to think that each carefully misplaced strand might be for me.",
"Jen: Aww.",
"David: I'm gonna head up to the bar. You guys need anything?",
"C.J.: No, I'm good.",
"Jen: I'm fine.",
"[David goes to the bar, leaving them alone.]",
"Jen: Well, I'm glad that you came tonight. I know that this might not really be your thing.",
"C.J.: How do you figure that? I've nothing against good company... and I guess I can't speak to the quality of the music yet, but...",
"Jen: Oh, well, Audrey is nothing if not a stellar performer.",
"C.J.: How's she been lately?",
"Jen: Audrey?",
"C.J.: Yeah.",
"Jen: Great. Good.",
"[They look over and see Audrey Doing another shot with the guys, while Joey watches her.]",
"Audrey: Whoo! Aah!",
"Jen: Well, maybe not the greatest of greats, but I would give her a solid good. Why do you ask?",
"C.J.: Well, she seems like she might be a little depressed.",
"Jen: She doesn't look depressed.",
"C.J.: Well, it's easy not to look it when you're doing you're damndest not to feel it... or anything, for that matter.",
"[Over buy the bar, David is waiting for his drink, when his cell phone rings]",
"David: Hello.",
"Jack: Uh, David, hey. Uh, it's me. Look, I am so sorry.",
"David: Oh, don't worry about it. Are you on your way?",
"Jack: Uh, no, not exactly.",
"David: Should I call the police maybe? Is there something you can't say in front of the kidnappers?",
"Jack: I'm coming. I promise. I just got sucked into this nightmare academic schmooze-fest. I have, like, 2 more profound things to say, and I'm out of here. I swear.",
"David: Hey, don't worry about it. Uh, C.J.'S here, and your friends have all mastered the art of polite conversation. So, I will see you when I see you.",
"Jack: All right, cool. I'll see ya.",
"[Scene: The bar in New Orleans. Rich and Pacey come walking by a woman sitting at the table alone, and Rich stops to talk to her.]",
"Rich: How you doin'?",
"Denise: Fine.",
"Rich: I didn't ask how you were looking. I asked how you were doin'.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on, rich. Even I gotta stop you on that one. I mean, who says that?",
"Denise: Your friend does apparently.",
"Pacey: Oh, no. He's not my friend.",
"Rich: That's right. I'm his boss. Rich Rinaldi.",
"Denise: I'm Denise.",
"Pacey: That's a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. I think Denise means drama in its Greek origin, and might I say, Denise, that you have breasts that are begging to be touched.",
"Denise: Oh, that's a coincidence, since you apparently have testicles that are begging to be castrated.",
"Pacey: Ok, then. I'll take my goods elsewhere.",
"Denise: Please do.",
"[Rich leaves and Pacey watches as he goes]",
"Pacey: You know, I think rich actually means slime ball in its original form, but I'd have to check the books on that.",
"Denise: What's your name?",
"Pacey: I'm Pacey, and I am truly sorry for that, though I'm sure you're used to having men saying all kinds of inappropriate things to you all the time.",
"Denise: I am. I'm not used to them leaving their considerably more attractive and likable friends behind.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Eddie is filling some drinks at the end of the bar, when Joey comes up to join him.]",
"Joey: Miss me?",
"Eddie: How could I when I've been waiting on you and your friends all night, you know?",
"Joey: Good point. So what are you doing after?",
"Eddie: Tonight?",
"Joey: Well, yeah, I mean, I know whenever I get off work there's nothing more depressing than trying to go directly asleep with visions of drunkards dancing in my head, so... I was thinking some sort of social activity would be a good segue.",
"Eddie: I don't know.",
"Joey: We could",
"[Audrey comes stumbling up to the bar, and slams her empty beer bottle on the bar.]",
"Audrey: Hey! Let me have another beer for the stage.",
"Eddie: Nah, I can't let you take that up there.",
"Audrey: Come on, you guys both work here, like anyone cares.",
"Eddie: Well, I care actually, and it seems to me you're already wasted.",
"Audrey: Well, who's fault is that?",
"Eddie: Uh, yours.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well, you served me, sucker.",
"Eddie: Yeah, now I'm cutting you off. Looks like you're gonna have to listen to yourself sing sober. Sorry.",
"Joey: Come on, Eddie, I mean... it's not like she's going out driving. It's just--she's nervous.",
"Eddie: Haven't you ever considered our asses might be on the line for serving underage people? Or did that just kinda slip your mind 'cause you're not working tonight?",
"Joey: What are you talking about? This is a college bar. I mean, you've never cared before.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, I care when an underage girl gets drunk and trashes the place on my watch. I'm cutting her off. That's it.",
"Audrey: Gah, somebody needs to get laid.",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: Whatever. He clearly takes his job too seriously. Tell me something, Eddie. What's it like looking down the barrel of a gun and seeing a janitor's uniform and a bus pass?",
"[Joey turns and gives Audrey a very dirty look.]",
"Audrey: You'll get me another beer, won't you, sweetie?",
"Joey: I'm thinking no.",
"Audrey: Jeez! It's like this bar's run by Donna Reed and Mr. Rogers.",
"[She slams the beer bottle down again, and it shatters on the bar.]",
"Eddie: All right, get her out of here.",
"Audrey: Did you not just witness my magnificent force?",
"[Emma quickly comes over to get Audrey]",
"Emma: Yeah, Audrey, did you not hear us warming up up there? Think we're doing it for a lark? Get up there.",
"Audrey: I love you, you crazy bird!",
"Emma: Hey, spread the joy on stage, Courtney Love. Ok? We're on.",
"Audrey: Bah!",
"Go, go, go.",
"[They leave]",
"Joey: I'm not her keeper.",
"Eddie: No, it's worse actually. You're her friend.",
"[Audrey stumbles onto the stage and grabs the microphone.]",
"[Cheers and applause]",
"Audrey: Hey, how are we all doin' tonight? We're hell's belles, and we are here to throw down this fascist regime. Seems like the establishment don't want us to have a good time. Who wants to stick it to the man?",
"[Audrey begins performing, One Way Or Another. and quickly becomes aggressive on stage, Knocking down her mic stand, bouncing into the other band members, screwing with the controls on the amps all as she is singing. Emma just watches her but continues to play, shaking her head the entire time. Audrey goes into the crowd, still singing, and makes her way to the bar, where she climbs onto the bar, kicking off drinks, opening the beer taps, and Eddie quickly closes them, and Joey looks to Eddie like to say she was sorry and had no idea what was going on. Eddie puts his face in his hand thinking Why is this happening to me? She makes her down the bar, hitting lights along the way, while continuing to sing her song as the bad is still playing. She rips of her shirt and the crowd screams approval. She reaches down and grabs a beer out of one of the guys hands, and takes a swig, and throws the bottle across the room, and Jen, CJ, and David quickly duck, just avoiding getting hit by it as it smashes on the wall behind them. All of her friends look at her in disappointment, as the camera fades to black]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen bathroom. Audrey is throwing up in the toilet, as Joey is holding her hair back.]",
"Audrey: Oh. Yeah, ok. I think that's everything. I think that there is some intestine in there.",
"Joey: Ok. Why don't we go get you some water? How much did you drink?",
"[Joey watches as Audrey goes over to the sink and turns it on taking a sip of water from it ]",
"Audrey: Clearly, I don't remember.",
"Joey: Were you drinking in the changing room? Because I didn't see you have that much at the bar.",
"Audrey: I said I don't remember. This",
"Joey: Audrey, not to sound like an after school special, but this kind of isn't like you.",
"Audrey: And what exactly is like me? You know, I could've been an alkie since age 6. You don't know.",
"Joey: It's just",
"Audrey: I'm fine! Have you never gotten drunk before?",
"Joey: Yeah, actually, I have, and it's usually been because I felt pretty awful about something, so... look, I was just wondering if you felt awful.",
"Audrey: I feel like I don't want to have a soulful exchange about how I'm bad and you're good, if that's what you mean.",
"Joey: You know, that's not where I was going.",
"Audrey: Like hell it wasn't. You know, you've mastered the art of holier than thou, Joey. You know, don't feed me a bunch of crap about how you don't need to drink or do drugs to have fun because I've given it some thought, and you know what? I've never seen you have fun a day in my life. Except for that whole singing thing, and even then you were just imitating me.",
"Joey: Ok, you know what? Maybe we should just save this for the morning because we don't want to say anything we'll regret.",
"Audrey: God! Will you stop protecting me?! I'm so sick of living in this little antiseptic universe you've all created. All we do is we sit around and we drink soda and we talk about how glad we are that we're all friends, which is ridiculous, Joey, because what kind of friend wouldn't know that I broke up with my boyfriend?",
"Joey: You know what, Audrey? I said I was sorry about that.",
"Audrey: You know what? I don't even care. I just don't want someone who's completely dropped out of my life suddenly judging it. I mean, did you even notice that I was depressed fore I upset your little boyfriend from southie?",
"Joey: Eddie is not my boyfriend.",
"Audrey: Right. I think it's really frigging pathetic that that's the only thing you had the need to comment on.",
"[Scene: The Book Signing. Jack is walking outside when Freeman comes up to join him.]",
"Freeman: So have fun tonight, wherever you're going.",
"Jack: To be honest, I don't know if there's somewhere left to go.",
"Freeman: I didn't mean to keep you in there with my boring scholastic jabber.",
"Jack: No. No, I wasn't bored. It's why I'm braving social leprosy.",
"Freeman: I'm glad you came. There's a part of my book that I wrote after class early in the semester, you'd made a comment in class about the asexuality of good guys in film. It was a small thing I remember, but it sparked something, and I thought no one does that anymore. Sparks something. You were right. Not just in class. You were just... you were right about a lot of things.",
"Jack: Wasn't waiting for you to tell me that, if that's why you think I'm standing here the cold.",
"Freeman: Then why are you",
"Jack: It's sad...that you're probably the most popular professor here, the most inspirational, and yet you felt you had to hide that part of yourself that's real. But you know what? However long it took for you to get here, at least you did it. And that's why I'm standing out here in the cold.",
"Freeman: A week ago I was this unavailable married man. There used to be about 6 different versions of myself I presented to the world. Now there's just...this. And now I kind of wish I'd noticed it sooner. Or that I'd noticed you. Maybe it's too late. You tell me.",
"[Freeman, makes his way to try and kiss him, but Jack stops him.]",
"Jack: I can't. I'm sorry, I can't. I've kept someone waiting all night that the timing was actually right with. It's late. I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta go.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Jen, C.J and David are cleaning up the remnants of the beer bottle that Audrey threw at the wall.]",
"Jen: Guess you weren't so off base with the whole Audrey thing.",
"C.J.: You mean her performances aren't typically that inspired?",
"Jen: Uh, not so Jennifer Jason Leigh in Georgia, no.",
"[A waitress comes walking up with a bussing tray.]",
"Waitress: Thank you.",
"Jen: Audrey's one of the few people that I know who seemed to enter the fold well adjusted and confident. She made all of us seem dramatic.",
"C.J.: It's hard to keep putting up a front like that, once people expect it from you. You know, you wake up in the morning, you don't feel so great, so you need something to take off the edge. That's what I used to do. When I hit high school, I was shaking by noon if I wasn't drunk. So rather than thinking like, \"hey, that can't be normal\" I just kept drinking. Provided a steady numb ride through those awkward teen years. It's tough to get off of.",
"Jen: Yeah. Yeah, but you did. So you must've done something right.",
"C.J.: Yeah. Yeah. I hit rock bottom. Sure fire way to snap out of something is to wake up from a blackout realizing that you were the guy at the party who told everybody exactly what they didn't want to hear and then alienating the one person that you cared about. So, there's that, which is why I don't date anymore.",
"Jen: I really--I don't think you have to be so hard on yourself. I--we all mess up.",
"C.J.: Jen, you really don't want to know that much about me, I promise.",
"[Scene: Outside Pacey's Hotel Room. Pacey and Denise are making out as they arrive at the door and crash onto it. Pacey begins to quickly try to find the key for the door.]",
"Pacey: Uh, probably gonna need a key for this.",
"Denise: That might help. Where would you have put that?",
"[She reaches down, and grabs his manhood, then makes her way to his pocket and reaches in and pulls out the key.]",
"Pacey: Uh, hold on one second.",
"Denise: I'm not so good at waiting. Here we go.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[He quickly unlocks the door and they make their way into the room.]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Eddie is cleaning up the mess that Audrey left, when Joey comes walking up to join him and help.]",
"Joey: Some night, huh?",
"Eddie: Yep.",
"Joey: I'm sorry about... sorry about the whole drinking, singing debacle. I didn't know it was gonna go that way.",
"Eddie: It wasn't your problem, right? You weren't working, so why should it matter that your friends were gonna trash the place?",
"Joey: It's not like they intended to do that.",
"Eddie: That's not really the point, Joey.",
"Joey: Well, care to fill me in on what the point is?",
"Eddie: Why should I make you stand here and listen to my diatribe when you clearly have better things to do? Excuse me.",
"Joey: Why are you so insistent tonight that I'm wasting my time with you when every time I approach you, it's been because I wanted to talk?",
"Eddie: Maybe I've had a hard time talking to you because I can't figure out who I'm talking to. Is this Joey Potter my bartending buddy, or is this Joey Potter who runs with the Worthington elite?",
"Joey: That's funny. I thought there was more of an intimate middle ground.",
"Eddie: Look, you just learn a lot about people when you see them with their friends, ok?",
"Joey: You see me with my friends in here all the time. How is this different?",
"Eddie: It's different when your friends are flaunting state drinking laws and insulting me to my face.",
"Joey: Look, I'm sorry about that, ok? If it makes you feel any better, I just got a pretty nasty tongue lashing from Audrey in there.",
"Eddie: What would've made me feel better is if you would've defended me. If you had mentally shown up there, Joey, that might've been nice.",
"Joey: Eddie, she was drunk. We deal with those people all of the time.",
"Eddie: You're right, Joey. Why should I make you feel bad for letting your friend ride out her high-class problems? I should be used to it by now, right? My mistake was just thinking you were different from the rest of them.",
"Joey: How can you say that when you've barely even tried to find out? I don't know, maybe you're just threatened because I tried to find out more about you, but that's just because I was trying to help you",
"Eddie: I know what you were trying to do, Joey, and I don't think you should bother. I don't think either of us should because I've been thinking about it, and this little dance we do, it's nothing more than that. It's just flirting.",
"Joey: You don't think there's anything more here?",
"Eddie: I don't think there's anything good.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Hotel Room. Pacey and Denise are still making out, while Pacey backs up to the bed and sits down, and begins to slowly unzip Denise's dress.]",
"Denise: Can I ask you something?",
"Pacey: Absolutely.",
"Denise: This isn't your first time, is it?",
"Pacey: Am I really that bad?",
"Denise: No. Just most guys don't bother with the obligatory foreplay. Which is greatly appreciated and all, but I'm kind of a sure thing.",
"Pacey: Ok, well, I'll do my best to not tend to any of your needs, but I can't promise anything.",
"[He begins kissing her, and slowly back them onto the bed]",
"Denise: Seriously, we've been at this for a while now, and your friend didn't pay for the night. [She pushes him down onto the bed and climbs on top of him] Mm... listen it was a nice thing he was doing. You should just enjoy it. But I really...",
"[Pacey stops her, realizing that she is a hooker, and makes his way out of the bed.]",
"Pacey: I can't. I can't. I'm sorry.",
"Denise: I don't have to leave.",
"Pacey: No. You absolutely don't have to leave. You can stay here as long as you like, but...I--I just... I can't do this. I just thought you were a beautiful woman that I met down in the bar. And that there was a little... something between us, but there's obviously not. And that's fine. But I now have to go to talk to someone, so you stay here and... I'm really sorry.",
"[He leaves her alone in the room.]",
"[Scene: Outside the Hell's Kitchen. Jen and C.J. come walking outside talking to one another.]",
"Jen: So you're sure David's gonna be ok in the all by himself?",
"C.J.: Oh, yeah. Yeah. He said he'd hang around for another half hour, then call it a night.",
"Jen: God, I don't know what Jack's problem is, but I'm gonna kick his ass.",
"C.J.: Well, luckily David's a very patient man.",
"Jen: You know, I'm just really glad you came out tonight. I was worried you wouldn't want to.",
"C.J.: You know, you keep saying that. Just 'cause I don't drink doesn't mean I don't socialize.",
"Jen: But you don't date.",
"C.J.: No.",
"Jen: You told me once that I should change my mind about myself, and I think that you should probably do the same thing.",
"[Jen goes to kiss him, but he stops her]",
"C.J.: Jen. I can' I'm sorry, it's... it's not nothing to do with you, I promise. You're... you're beautiful, and you're great. I just really can't.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"C.J.: I'm gonna get you a cab home, ok?",
"Jen: Ok.",
"C.J.: You gonna be ok?",
"Jen: Yeah. I'm fine. Nothing a little sleep and regret can't cure.",
"C.J.: Good night.",
"Jen: Good night.",
"[Jen pulls away in the cab. C.J. looks across the street and sees Audrey sitting on the curb smoking a cigarette, and goes over and sits down next to her. She puts out the cigarette when she sees him.]",
"Audrey: I only had a couple of puffs, I swear.",
"C.J.: I don't care if you smoke.",
"Audrey: Well, that's shocking. Because I thought for sure there was some sort of lo-jack system on me, and anyone within a mile radius was gonna chastise me for partaking in any sort of substance. You know, I wonder if sugar's ok because I have some sweet tarts in my pocket, and I'm not afraid to eat them.",
"C.J.: People have been pretty hard on you tonight, haven't they?",
"Audrey: You know the funny thing is that it was all great when I was drunk. That was a super old time. Now I'm sober, and everything's gone to hell.",
"C.J.: You know, your friends were just trying to let you know they cared. Maybe they didn't go about it the right way.",
"Audrey: It's not like I'm a drunk, you know. God, we're in college, for crying out loud. Doesn't anyone just ever have a week that sucks, and they want to forget about it?",
"C.J.: Does it make you feel better... when you...drink?",
"Audrey: I feel nothing, which is ideal.",
"C.J.: How long you gonna keep that up for?",
"Audrey: I don't know. I don't know.",
"C.J.: If you wanna talk or...",
"Audrey: You don't have to sit with me, really.",
"C.J.: You don't have to say that. If I don't want to be here, I'd have walked away already.",
"Audrey: Ok. So we'll sit. I don't wanna talk for a while.",
"[Audrey shivers, and C.J. pulls some gloves out of his pockets and gives them to Audrey]",
"[Scene: Bourbon Street. Rinaldi and a group of guys and women are walking down the street all grouped together, laughing and having a good time, when Pacey comes running up to them.]",
"Guy: You owe me 20 bucks, Rinaldi.",
"Pacey: Rich! Hey, Rinaldi! Come here.",
"Rich: What's your problem, Witter?",
"Pacey: My problem is the little trick you just tried to play on me.",
"Rich: You're not morally opposed to ladies of the night, are you?",
"Katz: Dude, Witter stuffed a whore!",
"Pacey: Actually, I didn't, Katz, but you keep talking. You watch how quickly your night ends.",
"Rich: You didn't even do it? What, you got a problem down there, Witter, or just have trouble taking off your little dress?",
"Pacey: Is this a joke to you? 'Cause let me tell you, I'm not laughing.",
"Rich: Tell me about it. No. It was my idea of showing you a good time. Believe me. She didn't come cheap.",
"Pacey: I forgot that about you. It all relates back to money. You buy your friends, you buy your women, you buy women for your friends. That way it's clean, it's easy. No emotion, right? Well, let me tell you, Rich. The only favor I want you to do for me is take me off your charity list. 'Cause you're pathetic, man.",
"Rich: Honestly, man, I'm not getting it. A couple of solid hours with a really hot girl you never have to call again, and what, you play tiddly winks? I must be real dumb because it seems like you owe me.",
"Pacey: You're right. I do. I absolutely",
"[Pacey grabs Rich by his coat.]",
"[Overlapping shouts]",
"Rich: How dare you do that to me?!",
"Pacey: I'm pissed!",
"Rich: I'm really pissed at your moral outrage. No need to get violent. When are you gonna realize fighting the good fight's not worth it?",
"[Scene: Outside the Hell's Kitchen. David has gotten tired of waiting, and is leaving the bar, when a cab pulls up, and Jack quickly gets out of it.]",
"Jack: Hey, David. David, I am so sorry. I--I can't believe that you're still here.",
"David: What, you were hoping I'd be gone?",
"Jack: No! No. No. Of course not. I'm glad you stayed. I just kept missing my window of opportunity to get out of there.",
"David: That must've been rough.",
"Jack: Yeah. I'm not being too convincing, am I?",
"David: Look, Jack, I'm not so naive coming into this that I didn't expect there to be some baggage. You can't really move into a new relationship until you know the old one isn't gonna lurch up from the dead one last time. So, do what you gotta do.",
"Jack: I did. I mean, I didn't. I... I didn't have to.",
"David: You don't have to report to me.",
"Jack: Well, you're right about the baggage. It's just not... before we got into this, I just wanted to make sure that I was done repeating my mistakes. And I am.",
"David: That works for me.",
"Jack: Cool.",
"David: Yeah. Cool.",
"Jack: So why did you even bother sticking around here?",
"David: Hey, don't think I was waiting for the confused likes of you.",
"Jack: [Chuckles]",
"David: I was having a good time, and you missed a hell of an act.",
"Jack: Huh. Did I?",
"David: Yes. It was one magical night you'll never get back.",
"Jack: So this one's gonna be tough to top.",
"David: That's awfully presumptuous to assume we're going out again.",
"Jack: Oh, ha! I see how it is. I see how it is.",
"[Scene: Bourbon Street. Pacey walking all alone down the empty street the next morning, trying to think everything through]",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's Dorm room. Joey wakes up and looks across the room at Audrey's bed, and notices that is it still made up from the day before. Joey looks a little worried. Cut to a little later, and Joey is sitting at the desk reading and looks over at the empty bed again.]",
"[Knock on door]",
"Eddie: Wow! So this is how the other half lives.",
"Joey: What are you doing here?",
"Eddie: Uh, your little friend left her wallet at the bar last night. Can't imagine how she forgot it, with the drunken spectacle and the vomiting and all.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"[She grabs the wallet, and goes to close the door when Eddie stops her.]",
"Eddie: Wait a minute. Wait, Joey. Last night I said a lot of things I didn't mean.",
"Joey: Yeah, like what things?",
"Eddie: Many things. It could be that I have some unresolved anger towards society that has nothing to do with you.",
"Joey: That's good.",
"Eddie: Yeah, I've been working on that one a while.",
"Joey: It almost resembled an apology.",
"Eddie: Well, you know, I been thinking about it all night.",
"Joey: What's it?",
"Eddie: This. Me, you. It didn't feel good.",
"Joey: What part?",
"Eddie: The not pursuing it part.",
"Joey: You know, uh... the pushing away usually comes when there's something to push away from.",
"Eddie: Please, Joey, I would love to get to the point where I can resent you, if you'll only give me the chance.",
"Joey: We can't keep doing this.",
"Eddie: What?",
"Joey: This. This...saying things we don't mean. Dancing around the subject. I mean, don't you find it maddening?",
"Eddie: Well, yeah, but I meant that thing about the resentment. Ok. All right, I get what you're talking about. So, what would you say if you said what you meant?",
"Joey: I'd like to go on a date with you. An actual date. Without the obstacles of pre-teen girls and drunken roommates. What would you say?",
"Eddie: Well, I'd like to get to know you and prove myself wrong.",
"Joey: About?",
"Eddie: Thinking you represent everything I hate. I think you just might represent everything I'm missing. Hoo, ok, so... it's a date. See you later, Joey.",
"[They shake hands. Then Eddie turns to leave and Joey waves, and the camera fades to black]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 06x07 | Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson comes through with No Doubt concert tickets, but his and Natasha's first public date ends in a brush with the law. Joey and Eddie have to sneak into the concert, while Pacey come to blows with C.J. at the concert when it is revealed that he slept with Audrey."
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"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Dawson is sitting at a table with Jen, Jack and David. They are all drinking colas while waiting for food to arrive.]",
"Dawson: So let me get this straight, Pacey and Audrey broke up, but Joey and Audrey are fighting.",
"Jen: Yes, majorly. Dawson, you've got to call more often.",
"Jack: Hold on a second, ok? A: The guy has obviously been really busy, ok? And B: I mean... she's--she's-- she's exaggerating, 'cause nobody's broken any nails yet.",
"David: It's more like they're keeping their distance from each other.",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"David: No problem.",
"Jen: You know, I'm sure that if we could get them in the same room, they would work things out just fine.",
"Dawson: Joey and Audrey?",
"Jen: No, Pacey and Audrey. Duh.",
"[Emma comes up to the table carrying a tray full of food. Goes to hand the food out.]",
"Emma: Here we go.",
"Jen: Uh, no",
"[Gives the burger to David that she almost gave to Jen]",
"Emma: Sorry about that. What about you, love? [To Dawson] Can I get you anything?",
"Dawson: Uh, no, thanks. I can't stay that long.",
"[Emma looks a little disappointed, then leaves them]",
"Jack: Oh. Oh, yeah, let me guess. Uh... she's not working tonight, if that's what you're asking.",
"Jen: Yeah, why don't you stay and have a cheeseburger? Come on, Dawson, we never get to see you anymore.",
"Dawson: Really, I have to go.",
"Jen: Dawson.",
"Dawson: I can't, I swear. I got to get back. Todd thinks I'm running an errand right now, which, technically... I am.",
"[He pulls an envelope out of his pocket and hands it to Jen]",
"Jen: What is this?",
"Dawson: It's a present.",
"Jen: Oh, you feel so bad 'cause you don't call, you got to give us presents.",
"Dawson: Just open it. It's not a guilt offering. I'd use it myself if I could.",
"[She opens it and pulls out a bunch of concert tickets]",
"Jen: Oh, my god! These are tickets to the No Doubt concert. Dawson, this is amazing. There's like 10 tickets in here. Are you sure that this is ok?",
"Dawson: Absolutely. Todd got them for free. I think he knows the band or something.",
"Jack: You know what? Why don't you just, uhDon't give the man a chance to change his mind there, all right?",
"Dawson: Anyway, go, enjoy it. Have fun. And, uh, let me know what happens once you get Pacey and Audrey in the same place at the same time.",
"Jen: Thank you so much.",
"Jack: Thanks, man.",
"[Dawson goes to leave and runs into Joey who is just arriving to the bar.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: I'm sorry. I was just, uh",
"Joey: Oh, don't apologize. Um...are they",
"Dawson: yeah, they're back there. Jack and Jen...",
"Joey: Oh, good. I was hoping for some company. How have you been?",
"Dawson: Great. Really great. I've been busy.",
"Joey: Great.",
"Dawson: Heard you and Audrey had a fight.",
"Joey: Yeah... those things happen, I guess. People fight.",
"Dawson: Yeah. All right, well, I don't want to keep you.",
"Joey: Dawson, they're your friends, too.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I know. I just--I got to go.",
"Joey: It's nice seeing you.",
"Dawson: You, too.",
"[He leaves and she looks a little disappointed that he left.]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey and Eddie are sitting at the table talking to each other. Joey is trying to convince hi to drive them to the concert.]",
"Eddie: No Doubt?",
"Joey: Yeah. Look, I know it's kind of a schlep to Worcester, but they're totally amazing live, and you do have a car.",
"Eddie: Worcester?",
"Joey: Yeah, it's only like an hour from here.",
"Eddie: I know, I know. So on our date tonight, you want me to drive you to Worcester?",
"Joey: Correct.",
"Eddie: And when we get there, all your friends will be there.",
"Joey: Well, not all of them... ok, most.",
"Eddie: So how is that a date?",
"Joey: What makes it a date is that I'm there... and you're there. And if you play your cards right, you might just get a kiss at the end of the evening.",
"Eddie: A kiss?",
"Joey: Yeah, that's usually how the whole first-date thing traditionally shakes out. You know, you walk me to my door, you kiss me, you leave.",
"Eddie: But I've already gotten a kiss. 2, actually. And I don't know that I'm prepared to drive all the way to Worcester for, what? For the possibility of some measly little good-night kiss?",
"Joey: There is another option on offer for the end of the evening.",
"Eddie: Yes?",
"Joey: You walk me to my door we shake hands and I reimburse you for gas money.",
"Eddie: Nice.",
"Joey: So are you in or out?",
"Eddie: I'm in.",
"[Scene: The Movie Set. Todd and Dawson are walking together along the set, while Dawson is trying to point out that they are not doing anything. ]",
"Todd: Is it just me, or, uh, is there something weird about this day?",
"Dawson: Um, the fact that we finished all our day work before lunch, and now we're just paying all these people to stand around doing nothing until the sun sets?",
"Todd: Oh, there isn't someplace you'd rather be, is there?",
"Dawson: No, but look around. Everybody's exhausted, including yourself. All these night shoots have finally caught up with us.",
"Todd: Oh, I see. So you're saying I should give up 2 night exteriors I really need so the crew can knock off 4 hours early on a Friday?",
"Dawson: 4 hours, 35 minutes, would be even better.",
"Todd: There's a bloody pool going?",
"Dawson: Big one. Think about it. I mean, honestly, you wrap early tonight, everybody comes in Monday completely refreshed.",
"Todd: Everyone, including you?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Todd: And Natasha?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Todd: I get it. So all this friend-to-the-crew stuff was just an excuse to get the night off so you could take her to that concert?",
"Dawson: I'll split the money with you.",
"Todd: [Laughs] Not necessary.",
"Dawson: I already won 500 in the when-will- Dawson-and-Natasha-start- shagging-again pool.",
"[Todd pulls an envelope out of coat pocket and hands it to Dawson]",
"Todd: Here.",
"Dawson: What are these?",
"Todd: My tickets. They're much better than the ones I gave you. And I think there's some backstage pass in there, too.",
"Dawson: You don't want to go?",
"Todd: Between you and me? I'm old... and tired, and if we're going to wrap 4 hours and 35 minutes early, all I want to do is go home and get some sleep. Go get 'em, tiger.",
"[Scene: Record Store. Jen and Audrey are shopping for some CD's and Audrey grabs a copy of the New No Doubt Album Rock Steady]",
"Jen: So, you're coming, right? I mean, if the band can overcome their complicated romantic entanglements and still be friends, the least that we can do is all get along for one night.",
"Audrey: All right, I am willing to grant that there is a certain karmic appropriateness to seeing one's ex-boyfriend for the first time at a No Doubt concert.",
"Jen: You're bending.",
"Audrey: I'm not bending.",
"Jen: Oh, come on, you know you want to. Empowered female. Incredible fashion sense.",
"Audrey: I suppose mojo jojo will be attending.",
"Jen: Oh, come on, if you can-- if you can be with her in that tiny little dorm room of yours, you're going to be just fine in a crowd of 14,000 strangers.",
"Audrey: So she's bringing that guy, right?",
"Jen: Mm-hmm, but we don't have to sit next to them. We're using the gays as a barrier between the breeders and the bitter, single girls.",
"Audrey: So, what? Are they, like, dating now?",
"Jen: Look at you. You want the gossip so bad it's killing you.",
"Audrey: I don't want the gossip. I just...I don't know-- I want to hear that she has a pimple or something. I want there to be one tiny little chink in her armor of perfection. I mean, has that girl ever made a mistake? Ever?",
"Jen: Yeah, actually, the same one that you did. She dumped Pacey.",
"Audrey: That's funny. You know, the way I always heard it, he dumped her.",
"Jen: Oh, whatever. Who knows? Who cares? Honestly, the important thing is is that they're still friends... like us.",
"Audrey: Do you mean that?",
"Jen: Yes, I do.",
"Audrey: [Sighs]",
"Jen: So you coming?",
"Audrey: I'm coming.",
"Jen: Yay! I'm so glad. You are not going to regret this. We are going to have an incredible night.",
"[She walks backwards while Audrey is heading to the counter to pay, when she backs right into a guy who turns out to be CJ.]",
"Jen: Oh, my god. I am so sorry. Hi.",
"CJ: Hi. Hi.",
"Audrey: Hi.",
"[Audrey walks purposely away from him to the counter]",
"Jen: Hey. I'm sorry, I was just... not looking where I was going.",
"CJ: Yeah, you seemed pretty excited there.",
"Jen: Yeah, well, we're actually going to a No Doubt concert tonight.",
"CJ: Cool. Well, have fun. Well, see 'ya.",
"[He turns back to looking in the stacks for music]",
"Jen: Look, I don't want to pretend that nothing happened between us, and... and I also don't want to make a big deal out of the... nothing that did happen between us. Um... here, if you want to come.",
"CJ: You're giving me a ticket to the No Doubt concert?",
"Jen: Yeah, I mean, Jack's going, and David, and all of us, really, so it's--it's not like a date.",
"[He looks over at Audrey, who just turns her gaze from him]",
"CJ: No, I didn't think it was.",
"Jen: Great. Great. Well, um... like I said, come if you want. [To Audrey] All right, I'm picking you up at 7:00. No bailing, ok?",
"[Jen leaves, and CJ goes over to talk to Audrey]",
"CJ: So, were you ever going to call me back?",
"Audrey: I think that the answer to that would be fairly obvious.",
"[She storms out of the record store and he chases after her]",
"CJ: You know, we didn't do anything wrong.",
"Audrey: No, of course not. We were great, you know? And we'll probably win some sort of award for moral fortitude and the proper use of birth control.",
"CJ: I don't see what the big deal is here. It's not like she's my girlfriend, ok?",
"Audrey: Yeah? Well, neither am I. I'm just... I'm an idiot.",
"CJ: Oh, so, what? You're just going to pretend like nothing ever happened?",
"Audrey: Yes, and unless you want me to kill you, you will, too.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. Joey and Eddie are waiting in line to get in, and they notice a couple who are all cuddly in line.]",
"Guy: Tickets.",
"Joey: Disgusting, isn't it? When people can't keep their hands off each other?",
"[Eddie was just about o put his arms around Joey, but quickly puts them down at his side.]",
"Joey: Yeah. Just, uh, yeah.",
"Guy: Tickets. Tickets, please.",
"Joey: I have them. I do. I must have them.",
"Guy: That's what they all say.",
"Joey: No. I was leaving, I put them in my coat pocket, and... I wore my other coat.",
"Guy: A fashion tragedy. Next.",
"Joey: Crap!",
"Guy: Tickets.",
"Eddie: Ok, but are you sure you didn't leave them in the car or something?",
"Joey: Yes, I'm positive. They're... they're in my other coat, which is sitting on my bed back in my dorm room.",
"Eddie: Well, don't panic or anything. We'll just go back for them.",
"Joey: You're volunteering to drive more?",
"Eddie: Hey, you're paying for gas.",
"Joey: No, it'll take us an hour just to walk back to the car.",
"Eddie: So?",
"Joey: So with that, plus traffic, they'll be on their third encore by the time we get back.",
"Eddie: What do you want to do? You just want to forget about this whole thing?",
"Joey: No. I don't know.",
"Eddie: Look, you really want to go to this concert, don't you?",
"Joey: Yes. I'm a dorky fan, I admit it, but I love this band.",
"Eddie: Then we're going.",
"Joey: Eddie, it's going to take us",
"Eddie: Silence... before I come to my senses and change my mind. Come on.",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. In another line, Dawson and Natasha are kissing and necking while waiting for their turn, but the line is moving forward without them.]",
"Woman: Are you guys going or what?",
"Natasha: Sorry. So tacky when people can't keep their hands off each other in public.",
"Dawson: Sorry.",
"Lady: Tickets, please.",
"Dawson: Here you go.",
"Lady: Wrong night, Romeo.",
"Dawson: Excuse me?",
"Lady: These are for Saturday.",
"Dawson: No, they can't be. These are--crap.",
"Lady: Good seats, too. Really would have impressed your girlfriend here. Next!",
"Dawson: I can't believe I did this. This is--I-- I should have known better than to trust Todd. The guy probably thinks today is Saturday.",
"Natasha: We still have the backstage passes though, don't we?",
"Dawson: Yeah, but we can't get in with those. We need the tickets.",
"Natasha: Uh, hold on. Humor me. I have special skills in that department.",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. Jen and Pacey are walking away from the Refreshments stand and heading towards their seats.]",
"Jen: You're not going to regret this, I swear. You're here, you're not in a suit. This is good. This is very, very good. Where is everybody else?",
"Pacey: There at the concession stand. Jack and Emma, and, uh... the guy and the guy's friend.",
"Jen: Yeah, well, his name is David, which you might want to remember. I think he's going to stick.",
"Pacey: What, you posses the psychic ability to see into the future of relationships now?",
"Jen: Yes, just not my own.",
"Pacey: Ah. So where are these seats anyway? Is that where we're going now?",
"Jen: Yeah. They're-- they're that way. I mean, they're in that general direction.",
"Pacey: Cool.",
"Jen: Ok, um... and when you go in that general direction...",
"Pacey: Yes?",
"Jen: There's--there's going to be somebody there who wants to talk to you.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on. You did not just do this to me.",
"Jen: Yeah, we did, but out of love. Trust me, when you look back on this event in a few years, you're going to be very grateful, because you will have done the mature thing.",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"Jen: Come on. Go. You know you want to.",
"[Cut to their Seats. Pacey walks over and notices Audrey already sitting there, and makes his way towards the seats.]",
"Pacey: Excuse me.",
"Audrey: Surprise.",
"Pacey: Hey. I did call you, you know.",
"Audrey: I know. At least I figured that I shouldn't talk to you until I hated you a little less.",
"Pacey: Oh, well... how's that going for you?",
"Audrey: It's going, yeah. The problem is now I kind of hate myself, but, uh...",
"Pacey: Audrey, can we go talk a walk? Maybe talk someplace that's a little quieter and slightly more private before all the madness starts?",
"Audrey: [Chuckles] You really are an old man, aren't you? Sure.",
"[He nods]",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"[They get up and leave]",
"Pacey: Excuse us.",
"[Scene: Outside the back door of the stadium. Joey and Eddie are at the back door, and Eddie is trying to talk to the guy who is there.]",
"Eddie: Look, I'm telling you, I'm not trying to sneak backstage, ok? I'm not some kind of deranged fan. I just need to talk to someone who works here.",
"Man: Is it me?",
"Eddie: No, very funny, though.",
"Man: Good-bye.",
"Eddie: No, I just need to talk to someone for",
"[The Guy slams the door on them.]",
"Joey: Just to let you know, we can stop this at any point.",
"Eddie: But it's going so well.",
"Joey: Oh, I can see that. Look, you don't have to harass some poor guy just to impress me. This whole thing is my fault, anyway.",
"Eddie: Believe me, if this works, you will not be impressed.",
"[Eddie notices some more people headed towards them]",
"Eddie: Hey, more people. This is good. Uh, this is good. I'm gonna go ask them",
"Joey: Oh, no. No, you're not!",
"[Joey looks back and sees that it is Dawson and Natasha. She quickly grabs Eddie's arms and pulls him behind some boxes so Dawson can't see her.]",
"Natasha: Ok, this is totally gonna work, but you have to trust me. It'll work better if you pretend you're like my brother or something.",
"[Natasha unbuttons a few of the top buttons of her shirt to show more cleavage.]",
"Dawson: You did not just do that.",
"Natasha: Do you want to get into this thing or not?",
"Dawson: I'd be perfectly happy if we went right back to the car",
"Natasha: Hey! It's our night off. We're going.",
"[She knocks on the door and the guy comes out and instantly notices Natasha and her cleavage.]",
"Natasha: Hi.",
"Man: Hi.",
"[Eddie turns to Joey trying to figure out why they are hiding.]",
"Eddie: Not that I care",
"Joey: Shh! He'll see us.",
"Eddie: Who? That's the guy from the movie set.",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Eddie: And the guy from the movie set is the friend who gave you the tickets.",
"Joey: Yeah, kind of.",
"Eddie: And now we're hiding. Why?",
"Joey: I don't know. Gut instinct.",
"Eddie: This is ridiculous. Come on. Come on.",
"Joey: Just wait till",
"Eddie: no, no, come on, come on!",
"[Eddie notices that they are no longer at the door, and the door is slowly closing and runs up to catch the door before it loses]",
"[Scene: Inside the back door. The guy is looking over the guest list with another guy, while Dawson and Natasha wait. Eddie and Joey sneak past them while they are checking out the list]",
"Guy: Yeah, if, uh... that's tonight's list, we should be on it.",
"Natasha: Carr, Todd Carr, damage, inc. Big video director. You know, you guys probably spelled his name with a \"K.\"",
"Guy: As much as it pains me to tell you this, lady, if you're not the list, you're not on the list.",
"Natasha: Well, isn't there some other list?",
"Guy: Not tonight there's not.",
"Natasha: Oh, well, maybe they messed up and put us on tomorrow's list. I mean, that could happen, that's possible right? I mean, why else would we have these backstage passes?",
"Guy: Not my problem.",
"Natasha: Well--ugh! Can't we work this out?",
"Guy: Afraid not.",
"[He pushes them both out the door.]",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. Jen and CJ are walking together to the Refreshments stand.]",
"CJ: I didn't know Audrey was involved with anybody.",
"Jen: Well, they just broke up, which is why I think she's been so crazy recently. I think that she's just having a hard time dealing.",
"CJ: Yeah, things like that can be tough. You want anything?",
"Jen: No, I'm fine.",
"CJ: Just one coke, thanks. You know, to be honest, she seemed kind of single to me.",
"Jen: Why, cause of that night at that party?",
"CJ: Yeah, that, and other things.",
"Jen: You know, she just got confused. It happens to the best of us.",
"CJ: Yeah, it does.",
"Jen: You know, for two people who aren't seeing each other, we end up alone an awful lot of the time.",
"CJ: Yeah, you know, I've been thinking maybe we should talk about that.",
"Jen: No, I don't-- I don't think that that is necessary.",
"CJ: No, 'cause I feel bad, and I don't want to end up feeling worse. I mean, obviously, you have the wrong impression of me.",
"Jen: No. No, I mean, there was no room for ambiguity when you refused to kiss me, so",
"CJ: Ok, ok, hold on. I don't want you to think that I'm playing games with you or something.",
"Jen: Because you're not?",
"CJ: No, I'm not. I'm actually... interested in somebody else.",
"Jen: Oh. I see, so, all that stuff about not being ready to date... just applied to me.",
"CJ: No, Jen, I meant all that. I did. I'm not ready to be serious with somebody. This other girl... kind of took me by surprise. It just kind of happened. I mean, we were at the wrong place at the wrong time, things escalated.",
"Jen: Did you sleep with this girl? [he just has a weird look on his face ] Wow, so, sleeping with people doesn't violate your moral code, but dating them does.",
"CJ: Jen, let me explain something to you",
"Jen: No, you have. Really well, too. And for future reference, when things escalate with a girl, that generally means that she's interested in you.",
"CJ: Yeah, except when she's kind of messed up, already has a boyfriend. Jen, I think you're great. I think you're a great person. You're obviously a very good friend to Audrey, to everybody.",
"Jen: What... what does Audrey have... oh, my god. It was Audrey. You slept with Audrey.",
"CJ: It's not what you think, all right, she-- I messed up.",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. Pacey and Audrey are returning from getting a concert T-Shirt.]",
"Audrey: So, thank you for the t-shirt.",
"Pacey: Well, it is the least I can do for acting like a swine.",
"Audrey: You weren't a swine. You were just... a guy.",
"Pacey: I'd like to think that I get graded on a different curve than that. Perhaps the human being one.",
"Audrey: It's not your responsibility to make me happy, Pacey. It's mine.",
"Pacey: Well, let's be honest. You haven't been doing such a bang-up job of that lately, Audrey.",
"Audrey: I miss you, ok?",
"Pacey: I miss you, too.",
"[He hugs her]",
"Pacey: And honestly, I don't know how much more of this being down on yourself stuff I can take.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do about it?",
"Pacey: I'm just gonna have to make you feel better, aren't I? By force, if necessary.",
"[he starts tickling her]",
"Audrey: Aah! Pacey, no rough-housing in public!",
"Pacey: Who's the old man now, huh?",
"Audrey: Seriously, we might be lost. I think we should've left like a trail of popcorn or something.",
"Pacey: We can't be lost. It's an arena. Speaking of, there's Jen. Jen!",
"Audrey: Jen!",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Pacey: So, is it starting?",
"Jen: Yeah, almost.",
"Pacey: Well, excellent. Let's get in there, because I personally do not want to miss a single solitary second of...",
"Audrey: No Doubt. It's on the t-shirt.",
"Pacey: Right. No Doubt it is. So, let's go.",
"Jen: You know, would you mind going in ahead, and Audrey and I are just gonna have a little chat?",
"Pacey: Yeah, absolutely. Girl time. I'll see you in there.",
"[Pacey leaves them alone]",
"Audrey: What?",
"Jen: I just wanted to tell you that I know about what happened with you and C.J.",
"Audrey: Jen... I didn't know that you liked him so much. Like, I thought that you did, but I",
"Jen: I don't want to talk about this. I just wanted to let you know that I know.",
"[Jen begins walking away]",
"Audrey: Jen, no, seriously, wait. Let's--let's do talk about it. I don't know, yell at me, do something, just-- I deserve it. It was a mistake. I'm sorry. It was a big mistake.",
"Jen: Yeah, it was a mistake.",
"Audrey: So, then yell at me.",
"Jen: I don't want to yell at you. I don't have it in me to yell at you. You know, I've been holding back lately because I actually had some sympathy for you. I thought, \"Audrey-- she's just confused. She's just messed up,\" but you're not. You're just sad.",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. The band has begun playing and we see the crowd is packed. We cut to the back rooms of the Stadium, in an area that looks like the heating rooms. Eddie and Joey are walking back there, and they can hear that the concert has already begun.]",
"[Band playing Hella Good]",
"Joey: Wouldn't now be a good time to admit that we're lost?",
"Eddie: We're not lost.",
"Joey: Eddie, we seem to be moving away from the music.",
"Eddie: Oh, so what you're saying is you don't trust me.",
"Joey: Well, is there a reason I should? Have you done anything to demonstrate that you're in the least trustworthy?",
"Eddie: Wow. Trust issues. I guess we are learning a few things about each other tonight, huh?",
"Joey: You mean you're learning things about me.",
"Eddie: Ok, wait here.",
"Joey: Oh, no, you're not leaving me alone in this place. I'm pretty sure Freddy Krueger's second home is right around the corner.",
"Eddie: 2 seconds, ok? 2 seconds, I swear. I'm sorry, Jo, but you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.",
"Joey: Fine.",
"[He goes into a room and Joey follows him and looks through the door and sees him talking to some guy. When she notices him turn towards the door she quickly goes back to where she was before.]",
"Eddie: Ok. We're all set.",
"Joey: So you gonna tell me what's going on now?",
"[The man that Eddie was talking to comes out.]",
"Father: Ok, you kids ready to go?",
"Eddie: Uh, yeah. Joey, this is my dad. Dad, Joey.",
"Father: Yeah. It's-- it's nice to meet you.",
"Joey: You, too.",
"[Eddie's Father goes to lead them on, and Joey has a huge smile on her face as the follow him]",
"Eddie: What?",
"Joey: Nothing.",
"[Scene: Outside the No Doubt Concert. Dawson and Natasha are standing outside waiting for someone trying to sell tickets.]",
"Natasha: So how does this whole scalping thing work exactly?",
"Dawson: I don't know. I figured if I stood here long enough with $600 in my hand, somebody would come up to us and mutter \"tickets\" under their breath.",
"Natasha: Heh! Well, I'm cold. Where'd you get all that cash, anyway?",
"Dawson: What, just because I'm a glorified P.A., You think I can't afford to take my girlfriend to town every once in a while?",
"Natasha: Oh, my god. You won the pool, didn't you?",
"Dawson: Well...",
"Natasha: No, wait. You fixed the pool. You're a lot craftier than people give you credit for. You know, I'm starting to think you had the right idea when you suggested bailing on this event.",
"Dawson: Are you making me an offer I can't refuse, or are you just cold?",
"Natasha: Um, both. Plus, dating's for shmucks, and what we're doing is much more fun.",
"Dawson: What, sneaking around at work?",
"Natasha: I thought you liked sneaking around at work.",
"Dawson: Oh, I do, but we're not fooling anybody.",
"Natasha: Sure we are. We're fooling ourselves, which is what makes it all so incredibly dangerous. And sexy. And fun.",
"[they begins kissing and making out on the hood of a car, when a horse cop stops behind them.]",
"[Horse neighs]",
"Natasha: Oh, my god, it's black beauty. Hey, boy!",
"Cop: You kids have any reason to be here, other than the obvious one?",
"Dawson: Uh, no, sir. Well, yeah, actually, we do. We thought we had-- well, we did have tickets but",
"Cop: But you sold them?",
"Dawson: No, we didn't-- we didn't sell them. It turned--they were for tomorrow, but we got the dates messed up.",
"Cop: And that explains why you're carrying such a large amount of cash on you?",
"Dawson: Excuse me?",
"Cop: You have several hundred dollars there, son.",
"Dawson: No--yeah, I do, but it's-- it's not for that, it's for the",
"Natasha: Me. It's for me. He was trying to short me, and I told him, \"no way. \"No way am I gonna do you in this parking lot for a penny less than $600.\"",
"Cop: What's this, some kind of game to you, miss?",
"Dawson: No, it's not. That's not what she-- look, I can-- I can explain this, really, I can.",
"Cop: And you will at the station. [into his Walkie Talkie] I need a check-by in the southwest corner, over.",
"Dawson: You're arresting us?",
"Cop: No, I'm taking you with me. If she say one more word, I'm arresting you.",
"Natasha: Cool!",
"[A cop car pulls up]",
"Natasha: Let's go. [Child-like voice] Bye, horsey! [She grabs Dawson] Come here.",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. The Band is playing their second song to the crowd. Everyone is up and jumping to the music. Cut to outside the seating area. Audrey comes out of the bathroom to find CJ waiting for her.]",
"[Band playing Underneath It All]",
"Audrey: Go away!",
"CJ: I need to talk to you.",
"Audrey: Well, I don't want to talk to you. Don't you get that? It was a mistake, a gigantic mistake.",
"CJ: Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?",
"Audrey: Just leave him out of this, ok?",
"CJ: No, come here, come here.",
"Audrey: C.J.",
"CJ: Come here.",
"Audrey: C.J., Stop!",
"CJ: Yeah, well, he's in this, whether you like it or not.",
"Audrey: Well, you know what? He's not! He has nothing to do with it.",
"CJ: Ok, and the reason you came home with me the other night is because you're so overwhelmingly happy with him.",
"Audrey: Ugh!",
"CJ: I'm sorry. I'm not trying to mess with your head here. I just--I like you, Audrey, and you're the only reason I came here tonight.",
"Audrey: Well, then I guess that was your first mistake.",
"CJ: I know things are complicated, but you gotta understand that I haven't felt like toward someone in a long time.",
"Audrey: No, it's been a long time since you had s*x, and you're incredibly grateful because you're incredibly messed up, which should've been obvious from the second Jen met you, because generally, people who are into helping other people are about 10,000 times more messed up than the people they're helping.",
"CJ: You know what? You're probably right. But that doesn't change the fact that I like you.",
"Audrey: You have got to stop this. I am sure that under there somewhere there is a nice guy, and you are obviously just trying to help me out, but what happened between us, it's just-- it's the way that the world works, ok? Pretty much all the time, girls run around and feel bad about themselves. They're either too weak or too stupid to go home alone. So, sometimes guys just win the lottery. That's it. It doesn't mean anything.",
"[Pacey comes out to find Audrey]",
"Pacey: Hey, you've been gone a year. What's going on?",
"Audrey: Nothing. I'm sorry.",
"Pacey: You guys--you guys having a problem out here?",
"Audrey: No. We barely know each other.",
"CJ: Yeah, right.",
"Pacey: Excuse me?",
"CJ: Nothing. I just think if you took care of your girlfriend a little bit better",
"Pacey: If I did what?",
"Audrey: Nothing. He said nothing. Go away, C.J.",
"CJ: You really want me to leave you alone with this guy that makes you so miserable?",
"Audrey: Yes. Now.",
"Pacey: Is this a joke? Did he really just say that to me?",
"Audrey: C.J., Please, if what you said was true about me, about the other night, then you will just leave, walk away.",
"Pacey: Wait. What about the other night?",
"CJ: And if I don't?",
"Audrey: C.J., Leave, now!",
"CJ: You really think you're gonna be happier with him than you obviously were with me?",
"[Pacey decks CJ, and they get into a fight]",
"Audrey: You guys!",
"[Security comes and pulls them apart.]",
"Security: Come on, break it up, break it up. Come on, break it up.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The No Doubt Concert. The band is playing another song, while the crowd is screaming along to the music. Joey and Eddie are watching the Show from high up above the stage.]",
"[Band playing Magic's in the Makeup]",
"Joey: You're dad seems nice.",
"Eddie: He said four words to you, and he thinks your name is Josie.",
"Joey: I don't mind.",
"Eddie: He is...nice. You know, he works hard, puts food on the table, doesn't cheat on my mom, solid, steady, always around.",
"Joey: Sounds more like the second coming.",
"Eddie: Yeah. Yeah, he's just not too big on the encouragement front. Not real into higher education.",
"Joey: And that explains why you didn't go to college.",
"Eddie: Oh, I went to college.",
"Joey: You did? Yeah.",
"Eddie: Yeah, one semester. Dropped out. Things have to happen to you at the exact right time in your life, or they're meaningless.",
"Joey: Meaningless?",
"Eddie: Yeah. Like this. Like right now. I mean, this could've happened yesterday and been meaningless. But it's not, is it?",
"Joey: No, it isn't.",
"[Eddie and Joey intertwine their fingers]",
"[Scene: Outside the No Doubt Concert. Emma and Pacey are in the parking lot alone. Emma is sitting on the bumper of a car, while Pacey is frantically pacing back and forth]",
"Emma: You just had to get us kicked out, didn't you? Couldn't possibly have waited till after the acoustical set?",
"Pacey: Feel free to go back any time, because you're really not needed here.",
"Emma: Well, I did figure I might decrease the odds of another one in your group either having s*x or possibly beating each other to a pulp.",
"Pacey: You don't think I had the right to punch that guy?",
"Emma: She's not your girlfriend anymore, mate! Not that it would make it ok even if she were.",
"Pacey: He took advantage of her! He saw that she was messed up and he preyed on her, which in my books makes him one notch below pond scum.",
"Emma: Right, right, must be that, because women are such helpless idiots they couldn't possibly make an informed decision about who they sleep with, could they?",
"Pacey: I know Audrey. This is not her. I cannot believe she would sleep with that guy.",
"Emma: Is it so difficult for you just to admit that she hurt you? Or that you might feel a little guilty about the way things ended, or that possibly, despite all your protestations to the contrary, that you still want to save this girl?",
"Pacey: Of course, it's difficult. It just is.",
"[Scene: the No Doubt Concert. The parking garage. Jen is putting a bag of ice on Eddie's swollen cheek.]",
"Jen: Would you quit squirming? You're lucky I'm even talking to you right now.",
"CJ: This is bringing you a great deal of satisfaction, isn't it?",
"Jen: No, actually, it's not.",
"CJ: You're not thinking to yourself right now that I deserve this?",
"Jen: No. You and Audrey are both adults, and I am not gonna sit here and apply some ridiculous double standard to the situation, just because my feelings got a little bit hurt.",
"CJ: I'm sorry about that. I wish that hadn't happened.",
"Jen: Yeah, I know. You know, all that stuff that you've been saying is finally starting to sink in, all that stuff that you've been telling me about yourself, and I guess that if it's true, then it probably really sucks to be you right now because no matter how nominally together you think you are, if your fondest desire is to start hanging out with Audrey, then chances are, it's not gonna stay that way. And you know what? If I ever got it into my head to do what you do, you know, to help people, I would be a hell of a lot better at it than you are.",
"[Scene: Outside the No Doubt Concert. Elsewhere in the Parking garage. Jack and David are walking together talking about the night.]",
"Jack: So you really don't mind taking Audrey home?",
"David: Well, sure, I mind, but, you know, my inner drama queen respects her refusal to come out of the bathroom till Jen and Pacey leave.",
"Jack: Heh heh heh! Thanks, man. I just don't want to ditch Jen, you know. I mean, I don't think this evening turned out quite the way she planned.",
"David: Hmm. Yeah. I know the feeling.",
"Jack: So, we're, uh, not doing too well at this, are we?",
"David: Well, the hanging out has been good. But the dating? I think it's safe to say that when two gay guys go on a date, and each ends up going home with a hot blond girl, something's definitely not working.",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"[Scene: Outside the police station. Natasha and Dawson come outside and Natasha hops on Dawson's back for a piggyback ride.]",
"Natasha: Quick, make a break for it before he comes!",
"Dawson: I can't-- I can't--you are still not taking this seriously.",
"Natasha: We didn't get arrested. They just gave us a warning.",
"Dawson: They gave us one phone call.",
"Natasha: Ohh! They were having fun, like us. Oh, come on! This entire evening has been fun, from start to finish, and you know it.",
"Dawson: Yes, this has been fun. I'm starting to think you might be insane, but",
"Natasha: but what? You haven't ever gone out with an insane person before?",
"Dawson: No, I have, just... not in a good way.",
"Natasha: Mmm.",
"[they begin kissing and Todd comes storming out of the police station]",
"Todd: Ok, shag wits, to the car! Let's go! Chop, bloody chop! Or am I gonna have to throw cold water on you both?",
"Dawson: I think he's mad.",
"Natasha: Real mad.",
"Todd: For the record, never let it be said that Todd Carr is a man who's not in love with being in love. I think both my movies and my life reflect my deep and abiding commitment to getting two good-looking young people together and having a bit of fun now and again. However... as leery here bloody well knows...",
"Dawson: You're also a man who's in love with sleep.",
"Todd: To the car. Now.",
"Both: [Suppressing laughter]",
"Natasha: [Imitating Todd] To the car.",
"Both: Heh heh heh!",
"[Scene: The College Dorms. Eddie and Joey are walking up to the door of Joey's Dorm room.]",
"Eddie: So...this is it?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Eddie: Yeah.",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Eddie: End of the night.",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Eddie: Heh heh.",
"[He reaches his hand out for her. Think he wants to shake hands, she takes his hand and then he pulls her over to a bench outside her dorm room.",
"Eddie: So you never did tell me what yours is like.",
"Joey: My dad?",
"Eddie: Yeah. Well, come on. I showed you mine.",
"Joey: Mmph. Let's just call him the opposite and leave it at that.",
"Eddie: Opposite. As in not solid, not hard-working.",
"Joey: Um... he's a big fan of cheating on my mom. Um, he's definitely not the type to do some back-breaking job for 25 years when there's easy money to be made in the less law-abiding sectors of the economy.",
"Eddie: You make him sound like a criminal.",
"Joey: Well, that's what the district attorneys call him.",
"Eddie: Hmph.",
"Joey: I still think of him as dad.",
"Eddie: Wow. Well, you know, he must've done something right.",
"Joey: Why? 'Cause I turned out so well?",
"Eddie: What, you think being entombed in these hallowed halls equals turning out well?",
"Joey: Well, it's a start, isn't it?",
"Eddie: I'm gonna have to do more work on you than I thought.",
"Joey: You think there's something wrong with these hallowed halls?",
"Eddie: No. Not if you're here for the right reason.",
"Joey: Well, my dad... when he actually was around was very good on the encouragement part in that \"dream-big, little-girl, you-can-be-anything you-want-to-be\" sort of way.",
"Eddie: I see. And what is it you want to be, little girl?",
"Joey: Hmph! I don't know. Guess I'm a work in progress.",
"[They begins kissing]",
"Eddie: Good night.",
"Joey: Good night.",
"[Eddie gets up and leaves and Joey watches him go, and the camera fades to black.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x08 | Spiderwebs | destinyros2005 |
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"Natasha is drawn to a handsome new actor who arrives on the set. Meanwhile, Joey spends the night at Eddie's apartment but misses Professor Heston's final exam which results in him flunking her. Later, Heston visits Hell's Kitchen restaurant where he harshly tells Eddie that he resents a guy like him taking up Joey's time and when Heston insults Eddie, he falls into Heston's trap by punching the mean professor in his face which results in Eddie getting fired. Elsewhere, Pacey invites Emma to his office party and sparks between the two turn to passion."
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"[Scene: The Movie set. The set has been made up like the set of Saturday Night Fever, with a lot of people dressed in 70's Clothing and disco dancing ]",
"[Disco music playing]",
"Todd: All Right. And cut on rehearsal.",
"Dawson: Here you go.",
"Todd: Oh, you're a bloody lifesaver.",
"Dawson: All right, that's your fourth one today. I'm thinking of staging an intervention.",
"Todd: Ever since a certain idiot assistant convinced me to quit smoking, I've turned into some sort of cyborg-like eating machine.",
"Dawson: Uh, I don't know, this isn't nicotine-Jones Todd, this is more like nervous-Todd.",
"Todd: Nervous-Todd?",
"Dawson: One of the many faces of Todd. There's drunk- and-belligerent-Todd, there's sober- and-belligerent-Todd, there's creepy/horny-Todd. The rarest of them all is sweet-Todd, but that's usually accompanied by hidden-agenda-Todd.",
"Todd: Thanks for the abuse, mate. Truly. Spot-on.",
"Dawson: You know... I find it depressing that even you are thrown into a tizzy just 'cause some guy is coming to shoot a cameo.",
"Todd: I seem to remember a certain assistant getting all hot and bothered simply transferring a call from A... Mr. Spielberg.",
"Dawson: Ok, that was completely different. Spielberg is a cinema god. Max Winter is just some lame movie star.",
"Todd: Yeah, well, that so-called lame movie star could do for this project what Janet Leigh did for psycho or Drew Barrymore did for scream. D-do you have any idea what we went through to book him, Dawson? We're extremely lucky it worked out, mate.",
"Max: Todd Carr, you freakin' genius! I finally get to work with you, and I get killed off in the first 15 minutes?",
"Todd: Fear not, me ol' mocker, we're bringing you back in the sequel as a flesh-eating zombie.",
"Sounds great, but we gotta work around Spielberg.",
"Todd: Indeed. Indeed.",
"Max: Hi. I'm max.",
"Dawson: Hi. Dawson, Todd's assistant. You--you're really gonna work with Spielberg?",
"Max: Yeah, we finally worked out our schedules for this project. So, after we shoot, you guys gotta show me where to have some fun around here. What do you say, Dawson?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Max: And, uh, as for my co-star?",
"Todd: The lovely Natasha.",
"Max: Yes. I will definitely need a word with her. I always like to, uh, get to know whoever I'm working with.",
"Todd: [Chuckles]",
"[He looks from Max to Todd and sees the angry look on Dawson's face.]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is sitting at the bar studying, when Eddie comes over to join her at the bar.]",
"Eddie: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey. Did you just get here?",
"Eddie: Yeah, 10 minutes ago. I didn't wanna disturb your studying.",
"Joey: Oh, you couldn't disturb me any more than this stupid song. Could you please kill whoever put this on the jukebox?",
"Eddie: That would be me.",
"Joey: Oh. Sorry. It-it's just I'm trying to study, and it's my last final, and it's for Heston's class, so, of course, there's a lot of ground to cover, and I wanna do really well, you know, and it's-- it's this song. I",
"Eddie: So, why don't you just study at the library?",
"Joey: I tried. It's packed. There are people sitting on the floor in the bathroom of the library.",
"Eddie: What about the dorm?",
"Joey: Too many parties. Most people are done with finals. When I left, they were having a naked slippy-slide down the hall.",
"Eddie: Mmm. Mmm.",
"Joey: Ha ha.",
"Eddie: Mmm. Ha ha. Well, you know, you could, you could go to my place.",
"Joey: Well, well, well. Sounds suspiciously like a lame attempt to get me into your bed, Mr. Doling.",
"Eddie: Well, you may get in my bed, if you please, ms. Potter, but unfortunately for me, I'll be here. I work till close. But you can study as long as you want and just leave the keys under the mat when you go.",
"[She quickly begins packing up all her books before he can even finish speaking]",
"Joey: You are amazing.",
"Eddie: Well, you know.",
"Joey: The best.",
"Eddie: Keys.",
"Joey: Thank you. The best.",
"Eddie: Have fun.",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Emma is angrily cleaning the toilet, when Pacey comes walking by the open door dressed for work. He stops and turns to talk to her.]",
"Emma: [Under her breath] Stupid male flat mate. Buggery wuggery wankery",
"Pacey: Emma. There you are. Wow. May I say that you are looking ravishing today?",
"Emma: And yet I can't even see you because you're so transparent. What do you want, Pacey?",
"Pacey: Very intuitive of you. I do actually need a small favor.",
"Emma: Ok, but first I have a question for you as I sit here scrubbing up our collective filth.",
"Pacey: Shoot.",
"Emma: Have you ever even heard of a toilet brush?",
"Pacey: Yes. It's the little brush you're using to clean the toilet.",
"[She throws the toilet brush at him]",
"Pacey: Ooh! Ow, ha ha, ok. All right, I--I deserve that. That's fine. And that favor I was asking for, it's not really a favor so much. It's really, uh, it's like a proposition, which, I think you'll have to agree with me, is a far more enticing word.",
"Emma: Spare me the sales pitch, Pacey, and get on with it. I have band practice in an hour.",
"Pacey: Well, to outfit yourself for said proposition, which you have yet to hear the dazzling details of, you will be needing a new dress, and I am willing to take you to a house of high fashion and buy you said new dress, which will become your favorite dress. It will, in fact, become your head-turning dress, and it will only be complete when it is filled out, by you, tomorrow night at my big office party.",
"Emma: No. See, sitting in a fluorescent-lit office with a bunch of depressing, uptight suits getting drunk and pretending to be merry until one of them gropes me in the copy room sounds like a load of something, Pacey, but it's certainly not fun.",
"Pacey: It would actually be my guess that they'll turn off the fluorescent lights and go with those twinkly little string lights 'cause they're cheery and it's a holiday party.",
"Emma: And yet my answer is still no.",
"Pacey: Ok, fine. I'll pay you 25 bucks.",
"Emma: So now I'm a prostitute?",
"Pacey: [Laughs] No, of course not. I'll make you a deal. I will clean this bathroom and wash those dishes for 2 weeks.",
"Emma: 6 months!",
"Pacey: What?! [Scoffs] One month.",
"Emma: 2 months or no deal.",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah. You're tryin' to play hardball. Uh-uh.",
"[He turns and walks away, but quickly returns]",
"Pacey: [Mumbling] Ok, fine! Deal!",
"Emma: [Laughs] All right, well, I am gonna go to band practice. I'll be back later so you can buy me my new dress. See ya later.",
"[Scene: Natasha's Trailer. Natasha and Dawson are sitting together on the couch talking about things, including the new cameo actor Max.]",
"Natasha: Oh, my god. I'm gonna meet Max Winter! I'm gonna act with Max Winter.",
"Dawson: He's got a lot of hair, that guy.",
"Natasha: I'm gonna kiss Max Winter.",
"[Knock on door]",
"Natasha: Ah.",
"Max: Hi. I'm Max.",
"Natasha: Uh-huh.",
"Max: I believe we're gonna be working together.",
"Natasha: Uh-huh.",
"Max: I was wondering if you wanted to run some lines.",
"Natasha: Uh-huh.",
"Max: Cool.",
"[Max comes in and sees Dawson sitting on the Couch]",
"Max: Oh, hello again.",
"Dawson: Hey, max.",
"Max: Hey, if I'm interrupting you guys, I",
"Natasha: No. Sit. Run lines. Great.",
"[They begin going through lines in the script]",
"Max: Ahem. \"There's a killer on the loose in this city, baby. \"Streets aren't safe for a girl like you.\"",
"Natasha: \"I'm all woman and nobody's baby.\"",
"[He stops and turns to Dawson who has gotten up and headed to the other end of the trailer.]",
"Max: Hey. Um... would you mind leaving us alone? You see, when I'm rehearsing, I--I feel really... vulnerable.",
"Dawson: Right, of course, I'll--I'll leave you guys alone.",
"Max: Thanks. Dawson, right?",
"Dawson: Right.",
"Max: Thanks, Dawson.",
"[Dawson leaves]",
"[Scene: The Dress Shop. Emma and Pacey are shopping for a dress for Emma to wear to the party. Emma is going through the dresses, and Pacey is getting impatient.]",
"Pacey: What about this one?",
"Emma: [Laughs] That looks like something my grandmother would wear.",
"Pacey: It's slit halfway up the thigh!",
"Emma: What can I say? My gran's a sexy lady.",
"Pacey: All right, look, we've been here for over an hour. Would you please just try on one?",
"Emma: I just don't see what's wrong with my regular clothes.",
"Pacey: Your regular clothes are held together with safety pins.",
"Emma: I'm cultivating a look. Called individuality. Ever heard of it?",
"Pacey: And this is called I'm buying you a free dress, so stop complaining. You ever heard of that? Now, just try these on, please. Thank you.",
"Emma: [Emma groans]",
"[Cut to the dressing area. Pacey waits outside as Emma tries on the dresses.]",
"Emma: Emma: I just--I don't see what the big deal is about some little office party.",
"Pacey: You know, there's actually a small confession I should probably make about this little office party. 'Cause it's not like your average typical office party. It's more of a, uh, s",
"[Emma comes out in a hot black dress, which stops Pacey in the middle of his sentence.]",
"Emma: A what?",
"Pacey: Damn.",
"Emma: I know. I look ridiculous. I feel ridiculous.",
"Pacey: No, no. That's it. That's the dress.",
"Emma: Are you sure? It's $300.",
"Pacey: Ok, well, then $300 it is because that's it. You look amazing, Emma. You've got to wear that tomorrow night.",
"[Scene: Eddies Apartment. Eddie comes home to find Joey asleep on his bed. He pulls the blankets up on to her, and then goes to sleep on the floor next to the bed. Cut to the next morning, where we wee Joey still asleep in bed. The camera pans past the clock which reads 6:20am, and over to Eddie who takes a seat next to the bed with a cup of hot coffee, and he reaches over and brushes the hair off Joey's face, and whispers to wake her up.]",
"Eddie: [Whispering] Joey. Joey. Hi.",
"Joey: [Laughs] See, I told you you'd find a way for me to end up in your bed.",
"Eddie: It was all part of my devilish plan.",
"Joey: I knew it.",
"Eddie: Here. I know it's early, but I didn't want you to miss your test. Do you know, I don't know your morning routine. Maybe you need some time to adjust to consciousness and all that.",
"Joey: Very considerate Mr. Dolling, but I'm ready for it. I swear, I know this stuff so well, I'm gonna set the curve.",
"Eddie: I knew you could do it, tiger.",
"[she kisses him]",
"Eddie: What was that for?",
"Joey: For calling me tiger. I kinda liked it.",
"Eddie: [Chuckles] So, once you nailed the material, did you make good use of your private time in my humble abode?",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Eddie: You know, looking for skeletons in closets, deep dark secrets hidden away in drawers.",
"Joey: Now, what kind of a person would do that?",
"Eddie: Oh, all people.",
"Joey: All right. Just the medicine cabinet, and we'll discuss the dandruff shampoo later, but I practically tripped over your ice skates, what's that about?",
"Eddie: Ah, I--I play hockey.",
"Joey: They were figure skates.",
"Eddie: All right, so I may skate a little. You know, I happen to possess a certain masculine grace.",
"Joey: You think I'm gonna let you get away with that one, huh?",
"Eddie: Well, then I guess I'm gonna have to figure out a way to keep you quiet.",
"[They begin kissing. When Joey stops them after a bit]",
"Eddie: I have to tell you something. Now there's a sentence every guy loves to hear at moments like these.",
"Joey: [Laughs] No, it's just, you know, um, Eddie, you know, I'm--I'm-- [Sighs] I'm not the kind of girl who sleeps with a guy after only one date.",
"Eddie: Really? Because I usually sleep with girls after only one date, like, at least once a week.",
"Joey: No. All I'm saying is that... I have a certain pattern when it comes to s*x. Um, long, protected, tension-filled waiting period. You know, full of dramatic buildup, you know, possibly lasting years",
"Eddie: Joey, I wasn't, you know, expecting anything here. I don't mind taking it slow.",
"Joey: That's nice, um, but, um, it's not what I mean. See... I was sort of telling you about my pattern because... when I woke up this morning, I reached my arm across the bed kind of wishing that you hadn't taken the floor last night. And, um... I was lying here just trying to think of one reason not to break my tradition with you, right here, and I couldn't think of one. You can say something quick right now before I die of embarrassment.",
"[He kisses her.]",
"Eddie: How's that? Is that ok?",
"Joey: That'll do. That'll do.",
"[Both laugh]",
"[They begin making out then go back onto the bed, begin making out, and he lies her down on the bed, and camera fades]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Eddie's Apartment Later on. Eddie and Joey are lying asleep in bed after having had s*x, Joey wakes and looks into Eddie's eyes as he awakes too.]",
"Eddie: Hi.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Eddie: Would it be incredibly corny if I told you how beautiful you look right now?",
"Joey: Yes, and entirely inappropriate since I plan on never calling you again.",
"Eddie: Well, ahem, then at least let me make you some French toast as a way of saying good-bye and best wishes.",
"Joey: Well, that could be arranged, but only if you help me study while we eat.",
"Eddie: I think I could do that. How much time you have?",
"Joey: My exam's at 9:00 and it was barely sunrise when you woke me up, so it can't be much later than that, right?",
"Eddie: Yeah. Are you saying that a proper amount of time wasn't paid to a",
"Joey: Nothing like that. Let me see. [reaches up and grabs the clock] 11:00! Oh, my god! It's 11:00!",
"Eddie: Wait. Are--are you sure?",
"Joey: How could you let me fall asleep?",
"Eddie: I didn't. I mean, I did, you know, but we both sorta just passed out and it was nice.",
"Joey: It was nice?",
"Eddie: Yeah, it was. Look, maybe I'm more fond of spooning than the average guy. Ok, I'm sorry I let you fall asleep, but I didn't know I had to be on Potter-watch.",
"Joey: Oh, and I suppose it's my fault for not saying, \"hey, Eddie, don't let me sleep through my monstrously important exam.\" Yes, it was a nice moment, but one we could've had later on today before my life is ruined. How could I sleep here last night? What the hell was I thinking?",
"Eddie: Ok, calm down. Ok?",
"Joey: I have one hour left in my 3-hour exam. I'm 20 minutes away from campus, and you're telling me to calm down?",
"Eddie: All right, come on. Look, I'll have you there in 10 minutes. Let's go.",
"Joey: All right, all right all right, all right.",
"[Scene: Eddie's Car outside the English building. The pull up and Joey begins to open the door even before the car is fully stopped.]",
"Eddie: Joey, hey, Joey, Joey!",
"[She runs out ignoring him and goes into the class room, where everyone is already taking the test. She quickly takes a seat and opens the test.]",
"Instructor: That's half-hour. You have 30 minutes to complete the exam.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Workplace. Pacey is sitting alone waiting for Emma, when Rich come over with an attractive woman in tow.]]",
"Rich: Witter. Allow me to introduce the lovely Candace, my date for this evening's festivities.",
"Pacey: Pleasure to meet you.",
"Candace: Likewise.",
"Rich: And where might your date be?",
"Pacey: She's on her way.",
"Rich: Hmm.",
"[Emma comes in. She has altered her dress by cutting it up and adding safety pins to accentuate it.]",
"Emma: Oh! God. Sorry. Hi, Pacey. I almost couldn't find you. There's so many suits, it's like looking for one individual cow in a whole field of 'em. Hi. I'm Emma.",
"Rich: Hi. Rich Rinaldi. And this is Candace. What a fabulous dress.",
"Emma: Thank you. Pacey bought it for me. I did have to make a few modifications, of course. I hope he doesn't mind.",
"Pacey: Oh, no, no. Not at all. Um, could you two excuse us for just one second? Emma, may I have a word in private? Be right back.",
"Rich: [Chuckles] Uh-huh.",
"[He takes her into the conference room.]",
"Pacey: What did you do to that dress?",
"Emma: You don't like it?",
"Pacey: Like it? I spent $300 on it and I might as well have bought you a box of rags.",
"Emma: Rags? Are you kidding me? Feel this fabric. This is the good stuff. The kitchen shears went through it like butter.",
"Pacey: I--I don't even know what to say to that.",
"Emma: I shall be by the punch bowl. If you like twirling me about, come find me.",
"[Scene: The movie Set. Natasha and Max are shooting their scene on the dance floor in the 70's disco party.]",
"[Disco music playing]",
"Natasha: So, do you want to talk all night or do you want to dance?",
"Max: First things first, baby.",
"[They begins dancing really bad disco dancing]",
"Todd: And... cut! Beautiful! That was hot, guys! Loved it! They've got really good chemistry, didn't you think?",
"Dawson: Uh, sure. Yeah.",
"Max: Yeah. That last take was killer, huh?",
"Natasha: I was totally in the moment.",
"[Cut to Dawson who can hear them through the headset he is wearing]",
"Max: Yeah, me, too. So, your boyfriend probably isn't too happy about me kissing you.",
"Natasha: Oh, I don't have a boyfriend.",
"Max: What about that guy from your trailer? Are you two",
"Natasha: Who? Dawson? God, no, he's a P.A.",
"Max: That's cool. So do you wanna work on the dance moves again?",
"Natasha: Sure.",
"Max: Out...and back",
"[We see Todd who is standing behind Dawson talking to some of the other crew members, but he is also wearing his headphones and heard everything too. Ho goes over behind Dawson and puts a comforting hand on his shoulder.]",
"Todd: Dawson.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Todd: Could you get me a cup of coffee, mate?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"[Scene: Outside Heston's House. Joey goes up to the door and knocks. Heston comes and opens the door, and isn't surprised to see Joey there.]",
"[Doorbell rings]",
"Heston: Oh, goodie, I was hopin' it was you.",
"Joey: I'm sorry to bother you at home. I went to your office and your classroom. I couldn't find you, and I really need to talk to you.",
"Heston: Yeah, no, I know, I was made aware of your situation through the 27 messages you left on my office voicemail.",
"Joey: Well, look, I studied for your test more than I've ever studied for anything in my life. And you know how far I've come in your class, it's just that-- well, I lost track of time and",
"Heston: Gazing into the abyss of your future again?",
"Joey: Look, let me have a re-test.",
"Heston: No.",
"Joey: Look, I was up all night studying! I fell asleep and then I woke up early, before sunrise early, and then I fell back asleep, and I was disoriented, I wasn't even in my own",
"Heston: Wasn't even in your own what?",
"Joey: I wasn't even in my own room.",
"Heston: Look... it is your responsibility to get to the test on time, and since you couldn't get past question number one, that's an automatic \"f,\" which brings your grade for the semester to a nice, healthy \"D.\" So, you see, it-it's not so bad. You still pass. Night, Potter.",
"Joey: Oh, professor Heston, no matter how you feel about me personally, you can't be this vindictive.",
"Heston: All right, now, see, that's where you're wrong. This is not about vindictiveness. This is about rationality. I have to apply the same set of standards to all of my students or else I'm really not being fair. It's nothin' personal. It's a tough break, kid. I feel for ya.",
"[Heston closes the good, and Joey just goes and sits on the steps of the porch and begins crying into her hands.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Movie Set. The 70's Disco set. Max is lying on the ground with fake blood all over his shirt, and Natasha is kneeling next to him and crying. The rest of the people are standing all around them looking on. ]",
"Natasha: I won't let you die.",
"Max: It's too late for me, baby. Just promise me one thing. Keep on dancing.",
"Natasha: Noooooo!",
"[Cut over to Dawson and Todd who are watching the shot through the monitor on the table in front of them.]",
"Todd: And...cut! That was beautiful! Check the gate! That's a wrap on max! Let's all congratulate Max on a job well done, yeah?",
"[Applause]",
"Todd: And on schedule. Hate to lose you, mate. You did a fabulous job.",
"Max: Ahh. I know.",
"Todd: Right.",
"[Todd and Max walk off and Natasha comes bouncing over to Dawson.]",
"Natasha: Hey!",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Natasha: So aren't you gonna say anything about my performance?",
"Dawson: Yeah, you were-- you were great. You're always great. You're a-- a real actress, Natasha.",
"Natasha: Yeah, I was just ok, but isn't Max amazing?",
"Dawson: Yeah, he's really good.",
"Natasha: Um, so, listen, I know we had plans to hang out tonight, but Max sorta asked me to have a drink. You know, kind of a good-bye, nice workin'-with-ya sorta thing. You can totally come if you want to.",
"Dawson: You know what I just remembered? Uh, Todd wanted to go over the shot list for tomorrow.",
"Natasha: Ok, but maybe I could come by later... after I get back?",
"Dawson: Yeah, sure.",
"Natasha: Great. Bye.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Workplace. The party is going on, and Emma is eating a pig in a blanket, while Pacey is eating a baby ear of corn, by nibbling the corn off rather than eating the whole thing.]",
"Emma: [Laughs] Oh, my god. You have to try one of these piggety blankety thingies, they're amazing!",
"Pacey: You obviously weren't raised on 'em like I was.",
"[Emma looks at Pacey as he nibbles away and begins snickering]",
"Pacey: What?",
"Emma: Didn't you specialize in haute cuisine or some such nonsense before you became a raging sellout?",
"Pacey: Your point being?",
"Emma: You can just chomp those things down there, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Oh, sure, but then I'd lose the comic effect, and it'd be far less charming.",
"Emma: Oh, I see. This is your dating schtick, is it? How you nibble delicately on that petite corn.",
"Pacey: This isn't workin' for ya?",
"Emma: [Laughs] Very dainty.",
"Pacey: Ok, now, admit it. You are having fun.",
"Emma: Oh, I admit nothing, I am simply giddy on all the free food.",
"Pacey: And your charming and chivalrous date, of course.",
"Emma: Ah, don't get any ideas on me, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Oh, I'm not. I'm just sayin'.",
"[Rich comes over to join them again]",
"Rich: Hey, Emma, right? That is a great dress.",
"Emma: Thank you.",
"Rich: It's just so stylish and unique, what--with what you did with all the pins.",
"Emma: Oh, I see. You're taking the piss, aren't you?",
"Rich: I'm sorry?",
"Emma: Taking the piss. Having a laugh at my expense 'cause you think my dress is stupid and you're a small-minded jerk who's no doubt... small in other areas as well.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Emma, do you want to go use the dance floor?",
"Rich: Wow. She dances, too. Well, you're practically a member of Fagan's gang, aren't you?",
"Emma: How delightfully condescending of you, dick.",
"Rich: Rich.",
"Emma: I know. Now, tell me, when you woke up this morning and picked your little outfit, did you think, \"hmm, I want to look like a money-grubbing schmuck with no imagination,\" or is that just a happy accident?",
"Pacey: Well, that's one of life's little mysteries we're just not gonna solve tonight, so, shall we?",
"Rich: Keep your mouth shut, Witter. Your special friend here is doing [British accent] A splendid job ruining your image all by herself.",
"Emma: You know what? I'm going to go to the loo before I say something Pacey regrets.",
"[She leaves them]",
"Rich: Oh, oh, oh, Witter.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey comes somberly into the bar, and Eddie grabs her apron from behind the bar and hands it to her. She half-heartedly takes it from him.]",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"Eddie: So I've been thinking... it's gonna be ok. I mean, all you gotta do is talk to Heston, reason with him. I'm sure--I'm sure he'll understand.",
"Joey: I tried, actually. Um...surprisingly, he doesn't care. That's it. I'm gonna lose my scholarship. It's over.",
"Eddie: Well, let's not get melodramatic.",
"Joey: Melodramatic?",
"Eddie: I'm--I'm just saying relax, you know? I think maybe you're having a little worst-case-scenario freak-out here. Maybe you're forgetting the bigger things at hand.",
"Joey: Oh, what exactly is bigger than my getting kicked out of college?",
"Eddie: You see? You've already escalated from losing your scholarship to getting kicked out of school. You just take all this stuff way too seriously.",
"Joey: Oh, and I guess what I'm learning about you is that you don't take anything seriously.",
"Eddie: No, I just try to pay attention to the things that matter.",
"Joey: And what matters to you, Eddie, because to me, Worthington is kind of a ride out of a previously lacking existence! You know, I don't know what your dreams are, so I don't know how to explain it to you. It-- you know, come to think of it, I don't really know anything about you at all.",
"Eddie: Well, I don't know. You're usually pretty good at assuming things about me.",
"Joey: Yeah. Everything I think about you, I've pretty much strung together through flimsy assumptions.",
"Eddie: Well, maybe your powers of deduction are particularly strong.",
"Joey: You know what? Maybe I should have just stuck to my original pattern.",
"Eddie: Oh, yeah, because that was making you so happy.",
"Joey: Well, at least I knew what I was getting myself into. Everything new I try just seems to backfire.",
"Eddie: That's how people grow up, Jo. They learn from their mistakes.",
"Joey: Yeah, well, I guess what I'm learning is that avoiding Joey Potter's path less taken is probably the smarter way to go.",
"Eddie: Look... I'm sorry you missed your test... but I don't want what happened last night to be a mistake to you. But I guess it was.",
"[Scene: The women's bathroom. Emma is in one of the stalls while two women are out by the mirror, primping and talking to each other.]",
"Woman 1: I got this one in the bag.",
"Woman 2: I don't know. I'm lookin' pretty hot tonight",
"Woman 1: hey, how about that punk freak? What is she even doing here?",
"Woman 2: I don't know. Did you get a load of her accent? It's totally fake.",
"Woman 1: I know, and I heard she was really rude to rich.",
"[Emma comes out to join them]",
"Emma: Why shouldn't I be? He's a little w*nk*r.",
"Woman 1: Yeah, but don't you want to win?",
"Emma: Win what?",
"Woman 2: You mean you don't know what this party's really about?",
"Emma: I'm sorry. What are you talking about?",
"Woman 2: It's a contest. The guy with the hottest date wins 1,000 bucks.",
"[Scene: Pacey's workplace party. Pacey is waiting for Emma to come back, and rich comes walking over to join him.]",
"Rich: Where's your sassy pseudo-punk, Witter? I was hoping for another round.",
"Pacey: Well, surprisingly, she doesn't want to be here right now. And I can't say that I really blame her.",
"Rich: Then why have you been wolfing down the empanadas all night?",
"Pacey: The way you treated her was unnecessary, rich. Emma's not the girl who's gonna play down to your outdated stereotype of the lesser s*x. In fact, she's probably the most eloquent and passionate person I've met in a long, long time, and she has far too much grace to be lowering herself to your playing field.",
"Rich: That was beautiful, Witter. I'm sorry your poignant outburst was wasted on me.",
"Pacey: That's not a problem. I've wasted the better part of my evening playing this pathetic game.",
"Rich: If you consider this such a waste of your time, we could remedy that come Monday morning. It's all well and good, this back and forth, but what you seem to have forgotten or what you actually never learned is that I'm your boss. You're not precious to me. In fact, you're on thin ice. You watch it when you open your mouth up to me, Witter. I'm not your friend. I'm the guy who's in charge of your future, which is currently bleak. So we'll",
"[Scene: The Hotel bar. Dawson and Todd are going over the shot list while having a few drinks.]",
"Todd: Then we'll do that bit where she's in the shower. And then we're done.",
"Dawson: Cool.",
"Todd: So speaking of, what are you two lovebirds up to tonight?",
"Dawson: Nothing. Nothing. She's, uh--she's out... with max.",
"Todd: I see. And so you're...",
"Dawson: Sitting here thinking of ways I could kill him.",
"Todd: Productive.",
"Dawson: I don't know what I'm doing, Todd. This isn't like me. I... she lied about our relationship, and I heard her on the headphones. I had a chance to confront her about it, and I didn't. And now she's out with him. She's actually out with him right now, and I didn't say a word about it. So what the hell am I doing?",
"Todd: You're doing what's smart. Look... if you confront her on a little white lie, the likelihood is she'll get mighty upset that you were eavesdropping, and that's it for you and your shagging privileges for the rest of the shoot. I say ignore it. I say ignore it and just try and enjoy the rest of the time you have together. Look, you may very well be the love of Natasha's life. But sadly, you don't affect her next movie offer, plain and simple. So I say just forget about it. No big thing.",
"Dawson: So that's your advice? Just sweep it under the rug like nothing happened?",
"Todd: Yeah, that is my advice, you cheeky bugger.",
"Dawson: That's terrible advice.",
"Todd: And yet good advice if you want to keep shagging Natasha.",
"Dawson: Arrgh! I wish she didn't have this power over me. It's like--sometimes I look at her and I... I forget my own name. It's like all I can think about is",
"Todd: s*x?",
"[Everyone in the bar heard him, and turned to stare at them.]",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Todd: You see? And they know that. And that's how they walk all over us.",
"Dawson: Technically, isn't it you that does the walking all over in these situations?",
"Todd: Oh, I've been trod upon. Believe you me. Don't even get me started.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I'm just gonna be direct with her. I can't--I'm not gonna make myself crazy over this. I've always been honest with people.",
"Todd: Yeah. Let me know how that works out for you.",
"Dawson: I can't think about this anymore.",
"Todd: Right. Why think when we can drink? Uh, barkeep, 2 shots of whiskey, and bring Dawson whatever he wants.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is serving food to a table, and turns to a table to get their order, and finds that Heston has taken the seat, and is waiting for her to take his order.]",
"Joey: Can I take your order?",
"Heston: I'll take a burger and a beer--a Guinness, please. And I'd like a pickle on the side, please, and a glass of water, if you don't mind, with ice",
"Joey: Can I ask you a question?",
"Heston: Sure.",
"Joey: How can you sit there and order from me and pretend like nothing happened? Why are you even here? Are you--are you trying to torture me? Is that it?",
"Heston: Oh, first of all, that was, like, 4 questions, but no matter. The answer to your first question, how can I just sit here and order from you like nothing happened is twofold. A--from my perspective, not much really did happen. And b--I'm hungry. It didn't even occur to me that it had anything to do with you.",
"Joey: No, just my paltry little life which has come crashing down all around me, thanks to you.",
"Heston: Thanks to who now?",
"[Joey goes to put his order in]",
"Heston: Hey, wait, wait, wait, Joey. You know what? I changed my mind.",
"[Joey turns back with a semi-smile coming across her face]",
"Heston: I don't want French fries. I really feel like onion rings.",
"[She storms off, and Eddie comes out from behind the bar to confront him.]",
"Eddie: Professor Heston.",
"Heston: Great, great, great. Ok, now, let me guess. Uh, you're the knight in shining armor, and I'm the evil dragon in this little play we seem to be doing.",
"Eddie: Look, you have to give her another chance. It wasn't her fault. It was my fault. I made her late for the test.",
"Heston: Look, Eddie, if that even is your real name, I don't care. I don't care how much she studied. I don't care how sorry she is. I don't care how great the s*x was. You're wasting your breath, kid. Go get a kitten out of a tree or something.",
"Eddie: What is your problem, man? I mean, can't you try to be human for once?",
"Heston: Tell me, just where do you think this little relationship with you and Joey is going, anyways?",
"Eddie: I really don't think that's any of your business.",
"Heston: 'Cause, you know, I have an idea. And believe me, it's not gonna be a pretty picture. Ms. Potter is--well, her performance on today's exam notwithstanding-- a gal who's going places, as they say, places that you will not be going, Eddie. Places you can never hope to go. Don't tell me it doesn't make you just a little crazy knowing that she's actually got the life that you tried to fake for yourself. I mean, who knows? Maybe you lured her to your apartment on purpose, right? Tried level the playing field, maybe? Not gonna work, though, Eddie. [We can see Eddie getting angry, and balling his hand into a fist.] She'll still see right through you. She'll still leave, and you'll still be trapped right here. You know, it's a really good thing you look so cute in that little apron of yours, 'cause",
"[He decks Heston with one punch, and storms out of the bar. Joey has seen this and is happy, she watches him go, and simply walks over to Heston's table with a smile on her face and drops the tray on the table.]",
"[Slams tray down]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside Hell's Kitchen. Joey is waiting outside when Eddie comes out of the bar. Joey is sitting on the hood of his car waiting.]",
"Eddie: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Eddie: What are you doing?",
"Joey: Sitting here waiting for you.",
"Eddie: Oh. Well... I just got fired.",
"Joey: I'm sorry.",
"Eddie: Well, Heston agreed not to sue, so, no, it's not so bad.",
"Joey: Eddie, look, I am... so sorry about before.",
"Eddie: Joey, Joey",
"Joey: No, it's just that-- I tend to",
"Eddie: No. You don't have to. I understand. And I'm sorry I called you melodramatic.",
"Joey: Well... I do tend to escalate things, and you do tend to downplay them. But... somewhere in the middle, something about us still makes sense. If I hadn't overslept and messed things up with Heston, I never would have seen this new side of you.",
"Eddie: So the Potter path less traveled, not so bad?",
"Joey: A rocky start, maybe, but it's kind of nice here. You got a great right hook there, slugger.",
"[He kisses her]",
"Joey: What was that for?",
"Eddie: For calling me slugger. I kinda liked it. Hey, I've got an idea-- something we can do to take our minds off all this.",
"[She gets a twinkle in her eye and a smirk on her face.]",
"Eddie: No. Not that, dirty girl. Something else to take our minds off all this. Come on.",
"[Laughing]",
"[Scene: The hotel. Dawson is going to his room, and sees Max leaving Natasha's room, and Natasha walking him out.]",
"Max: ...So good.",
"Natasha: Oh, max.",
"Max: Oh, my god. I love her. She's got 1/16 of the sexual presence that you have.",
"[Natasha closes the door, and Dawson continues walking down the hall and walks past Max as he leaves]",
"Max: Hey, man.",
"[Dawson goes into his room and there is a knock on the door shortly after he closes it]",
"[Knock on door]",
"Natasha: Hey, I'm glad you're here. I missed you.",
"Yeah. You have fun?",
"Natasha: It was kind of boring. We had a drink, and I've been watching TV in my room ever since. But I've been thinking about you all night. [She begins kissing him, and he doesn't respond] Dawson, come on. I'm standing in front of you asking to come in. Are you honestly gonna send me out into the cold, cold night all by myself?",
"[He warms up and begins kissing her back. He closes the door and the camera fades]",
"[Scene: Emma's Apartment. Emma is sitting in the couch in her robe, when Pacey comes in and takes a seat next to her on the couch.]",
"Pacey: What happened to you?",
"Emma: I left.",
"Pacey: I noticed that. Without saying good-bye or letting me know. Look, if this is about rich, you really shouldn't pay that guy any mind. He's just a moron. Emma.",
"Emma: So did I win, then?",
"Pacey: What?",
"Emma: I said, did I win, then?",
"Pacey: What are you talking about?",
"Emma: Yeah, probably not. There was, like, 20 girls there that were way hotter than me, right?",
"Pacey: Somebody told you about the contest.",
"Emma: Pretty sharp there, Pacey.",
"Pacey: All I can say is that I'm sorry. There's no noble speech I can give you. I just screwed up royally, and I apologize. I took the spineless, corporate route, and...somewhere along the line, I guess I just forgot that I had a choice.",
"Emma: You always have a choice, Pacey.",
"Pacey: True enough, though in that office, it doesn't always feel like it.",
"Emma: So did I win, then? I don't understand why you even take me there, Pacey. You knew exactly what that contest was about. Were you trying to humiliate me or",
"Pacey: no, god! No, Emma, I took you to that thing because I thought you would win. You were by far the most beautiful woman in that room, and I'm not taking a piss or whatever it is you crazy English people say.",
"Emma: You're not?",
"Pacey: No, not at all. Just for me to be there with you was 10 times the prize I was ever gonna get from those... soulless corporate freaks that I work with. So I am--I'm sorry.",
"[They begins kissing each other, but they both hear the door and quickly go to separate ends of the couch. Jack comes into the room, and sits down on the couch between them and begins eating the sandwich he is carrying.]",
"Jack: Hey, guys.",
"Emma: Hey, jack.",
"Jack: Seen the remote?",
"Emma: Here.",
"Jack: Oh, thanks.",
"[Scene: Some weird Control Panel. Eddie opens the control panel and begins hitting various keys on the pad.]",
"Joey: What's going on, Eddie? I'm starting to get a little freaked.",
"[The lights in the room turn on and some music begins playing. Joey turns to realize that they are at a Hockey rink and they are all alone.]",
"Joey: I can't believe your dad got us here like this. This is so cool.",
"Eddie: Oh, the Dolings have connections.",
"Joey: Irish mafia--I knew it.",
"[They begin skating. Eddie is skating circles around Joey]",
"Joey: You wanna know what else?",
"Eddie: What else?",
"Joey: You do possess a certain masculine grace.",
"Eddie: Yes, I told you.",
"Joey: Very nice.",
"Eddie: Yes.",
"Joey: Come here. Come here. Thank you for this... for everything.",
"Eddie: It's my pleasure, Joey Potter.",
"Joey: Come on!",
"Eddie: Ok. Ok, skate backwards now.",
"Joey: Backwards?",
"Eddie: Yes. No, that's forwards.",
"Joey: That's my spin."
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x09 | Everything Put Together Falls Apart | destinyros2005 |
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"Dawson and Gail invite everyone back to Capeside for Christmas, but Dawson confronts Natasha about her one-night stand. Joey's happiness with Eddie turns sour when her father expresses his disapproval. Audrey gets loaded during the dinner at Dawson's. At the Christmas dinner, a drunk Todd delivers a hysterical prayer and ends up airing some dirty laundry. When he is finished Audrey airs the rest of the gang's dirty laundry then storms off."
]
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"[Scene: A toy store window. The camera is panning across a miniature city they have set up in the window. The camera goes from building to building and finally pans out to see Joey looking in the widow at the display with Eddie.]",
"Joey: [Voice Over] Once upon a time in a galaxy not entirely unlike our own, there was a girl. There was nothing extraordinary about this girl. She was by her own estimation a relatively simple sort, yet she was cursed. For as long as she could remember, her romantic life had been something of a disaster. Boys either fell too hard, too fast, or not at all. She had long since given up on the notion of a functional relationship, which is why, in the winter of her 19th year, she was surprised to find herself in the company of a boy who made her feel as if the curse had been lifted... if only temporarily.",
"Joey: [Joey humming] Heh heh he so...chocolate or vanilla?",
"Eddie: Chocolate.",
"Joey: Cake or pie?",
"Eddie: Pie.",
"Joey: Coke or Pepsi?",
"Eddie: Coke.",
"Joey: Christmas or Halloween?",
"Eddie: Halloween.",
"Joey: That settles it. We have nothing in common.",
"Eddie: Well, the s*x is good.",
"Joey: Please, I had better s*x in elementary school.",
"Eddie: Ok. Are we done with this month's Cosmo compatibility test? Can we just get on with our lives?",
"Joey: M! Not so fast. I have one more question.",
"Eddie: Ok, shoot.",
"Joey: Christmas in Boston in your squalid little apartment or Christmas in Capeside with yours truly?",
"Eddie: Heh heh.",
"Joey: I just said that out loud, didn't I?",
"Eddie: Yeah, pretty much.",
"Joey: Wow. I just crossed a line into that world where girls pressure their boyfriends into doing stuff with them, and then-- I just referred to you as my boyfriend. I'm a mess. I apologize.",
"Eddie: Apology accepted.",
"Joey: You know... actually... Eddie, I take that back. I want you to meet my dysfunctional family. I want you to help me convince my retarded sister that we should buck tradition and throw out our stupid fake Christmas tree and get a real one for a change. Is--is that wrong?",
"Eddie: Ok. First of all, I have a dysfunctional family all my own, so I won't be celebrating with a TV dinner under a bare bulb, if that's what you're worried about. And second-- I don't know if it's such a good idea at this juncture.",
"Joey: What juncture is that?",
"Eddie: Well, the juncture of too much and too soon.",
"Joey: We're even, then.",
"Eddie: What does that mean?",
"Joey: [Giggles] It means that clearly I'm a typical girl and, based on what you just said, you're very much a typical guy.",
"Eddie: Hey, you know, meeting the family's a huge deal, especially this time of year. I mean, I'd probably have to put on some kind of a sweater. You know, like a holiday sweater. And I gotta tell you, I hate sweaters. I look stupid in sweaters.",
"Joey: I bet you look very nice in sweaters.",
"Eddie: All right, pencil me for president's weekend. I'll be there. I promise.",
"Joey: Fine. But don't think we're ever having s*x again.",
"Eddie: Heh heh heh!",
"Joey: What?",
"Eddie: What a typical girl, using s*x as a weapon.",
"Joey: Shut up.",
"Eddie: You're very pretty. Have I told you that?",
"Joey: Sucking up will get you nowhere.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Joey is packing a bag, when Audrey comes into the room and surprises Joey who wasn't expecting her.]",
"Audrey: Allow me to count the ways in which I suck.",
"Joey: What happened?",
"Audrey: I missed my flight, which, to the best of my knowledge, only happens in the movies, but apparently not. Apparently, it can happen in real life, too, especially when you spend too much time in the airport bar letting creepy Willy Loman types buy you drinks.",
"Joey: Isn't it a little early to be knocking 'em back, Audrey? Even for you?",
"Audrey: Drinking doesn't count on days when you fly. You know, I always have to get sauced to fly the friendly skies, you know. It helps keep the voices down in my head that tell me I'm seconds away from plummeting to my death.",
"Joey: I don't know, Audrey. You better be careful. You might be spending the next semester in rehab.",
"Audrey: No, rehab, rehab is for quitters.",
"Joey: Ok, so what's the plan?",
"Audrey: Well, I couldn't get another flight out until tomorrow. Christmas on a plane. Whoo, mama.",
"Joey: So why don't you come home with me?",
"Audrey: No. Really, I can't. I'll be fine.",
"Joey: Audrey, I'm not letting you spend the majority of Christmas day drunk on an airplane with a motley assortment of sad travelers.",
"Audrey: To tell the truth, it sounds way better than intruding on someone else's holiday.",
"Joey: Look, you wouldn't be intruding on anyone's holiday. Trust me. Dawson's mom is inviting everyone to Christmas dinner, which...sounds like a recipe for disaster, but at least we'll all be together.",
"Audrey: I don't know, Joey. Ok, it seems like the only thing that I have accomplished this semester is alienating everyone. You know, and now, all of a sudden, I'm your friggin' Christmas charity case. And let's not forget the fact that I've already done the Capeside thing, and quite frankly, it was a stultifying bore.",
"Joey: Well, you're preaching to the choir on that one, but you're still coming with me.",
"Audrey: I don't know.",
"Joey: My father's gonna be there.",
"Audrey: Can I ask him about prison?",
"Joey: If you want.",
"Audrey: All right, you talked me into it.",
"Joey: It'll be fun, I promise.",
"Audrey: All right. Better be.",
"Joey: I'll be back.",
"[Joey goes into the bathroom, and Audrey grabs a bottle of alcohol out of her bag and takes a quick swig]",
"[Scene: Outside the Witter Household. Pacey comes pulling up to the house in a new BMW convertible. Doug is outside and sees her, and is surprised to see that it is Pacey driving.]",
"Doug: Pacey, is that you?",
"Pacey: Merry Christmas, Dougie.",
"Doug: Yeah, right back at ya. Now, if you wouldn't mind, could you tell me what you did with my little brother?",
"Pacey: I murdered that punk and stuffed his body into a dumpster behind the red lobster in Centerville.",
"Doug: Yeah, good to know. Well, you look, uh...",
"Pacey: Hip, handsome, hetero?",
"Doug: I was gonna slick, sleazy, and smarmy, but sure.",
"Pacey: Ok. Your sexuality, on the other hand, is just as dubious as ever. Good to see that some things never change, Doug.",
"Doug: What happened to the mustang?",
"Pacey: It made for a most excellent trade-in. [Opens the trunk and it is full of gift.] And, uh, you think you can give me a hand with all this stuff?",
"Doug: Jeez, Pacey! Don't tell me somebody actually had the poor sense to give you a credit card?",
"Pacey: Well, you seem to forget, man, I actually work for a living.",
"Doug: Oh, right. So you finally bailed on the cooking thing and got yourself a nice little crack cocaine franchise.",
"Pacey: If only it were that glamorous. No, I'm a working stiff much like yourself. Except for that when you go home at night and you have the nice warm satisfaction of knowing you've made the world a better place, I just have a big, fat stinking wad of cash. Ain't life grand?",
"Doug: Ha ha ha!",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson is decorating the tree, when Natasha leans over and plants a huge kiss on him.]",
"Dawson: What was that for?",
"Natasha: Must you question my every impulse, my every romantic whim? If you must know, it was simply a thank you.",
"Dawson: For what?",
"Natasha: Oh, for taking me deep in the heartland for an old-school American Christmas, for introducing me to your mother, who I must say is quite a trip, and for just being you. I's a lucky girl, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Did my mom ever stop grilling you?",
"Natasha: Not so much, no. I think she's curious about my intentions.",
"Dawson: What'd you tell her?",
"Natasha: Well, I said, aside from banging in the new year with her one and only son, I didn't much know or care.",
"Dawson: Nicely put.",
"Natasha: Mm-hmm.",
"Dawson: Heh! Do you think she's safe in there with Todd?",
"Natasha: Oh, I don't think anyone's safe from a drunk and horny Todd. I'll go pry them apart.",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"[She goes into the kitchen and Gale comes out to join Dawson]",
"Gale: Ah, well, that Natasha is a trip.",
"Dawson: That's, uh, one way of putting it.",
"Gale: So, uh, what's the deal with you two?",
"Dawson: Whatever do you mean, mother?",
"Gale: Well, is it serious? Is she like your girlfriend, or is this some kind of casual s*x thing?",
"Dawson: Ok, first of all, that's disgusting. That's--second, I have no idea. I don't know. I'm in a relationship, and I have no idea where it's headed or how to define it.",
"Gale: Hmm. And that's ok with you?",
"Dawson: I don't really have a choice in the matter. It's just...",
"Gale: What, the way they do things in California?",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah, apparently.",
"Gale: Hmph. Well, if someone had told me the day would come when my son would be bringing home his movie star girlfriend and some big-time director for Christmas, I would've laughed in their face.",
"Dawson: Yeah, me too, probably.",
"Gale: You know who'd get a kick out of this, don't you? Your father.",
"Dawson: Yeah. God, he'd have loved it.",
"Gale: Although I don't think he'd enjoy watching your boss hit on me.",
"[Todd and Natasha come into join them. Todd is carrying a tray of the eggnog he made.]",
"Todd: Now snag your eggnog.",
"Gale: I'll take those.",
"Todd: Me mum's favorite recipe. Here, get some of that down ya. [Dawson takes a swig, and sees that Todd has really spiked the eggnog] Bloody hell, Leery, didn't I teach you how to drink better than that?",
"Gale: Uh, well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go check on our dinner.",
"Natasha: Do you need any help, Mrs. Leery?",
"Gale: Uh, no, but you could keep me company, and you can tell me all about working with Max Winter. Is he like beautiful in person or...",
"[Gale and Natasha go into the kitchen]",
"Todd: Speaking of all things beautiful, your mom's quite a handsome woman Leery. Do you mind if I have a go at her?",
"Dawson: What?",
"[Scene: A montage of scenes. First is Dawson, Gale, Lilly, Todd and Natasha sitting in the living room by the fireplace. Next is Jen and Grams in Church sitting alone together. Followed by the Potter B&B. Joey, Bessie, Alexander, Mr. Potter, and Brodie are all sitting by the fireplace and setting up the Christmas tree and moving gifts around. Audrey is watching them, while she sits alone by the window. She looks outside into the darkness. ]",
"[Scene: Joey's bedroom. Joey is asleep in bed, when Alexander comes running into the room, and begins trying to shake Joey awake]",
"Alexander: Auntie Jo, Auntie Jo. It's Christmas.",
"Joey: Unh. Alexander. Honey, I know you're excited and all, but it's way too early to open gifts.",
"Alexander: Noooo.",
"[Continues to shake her]",
"Joey: Oh, be nice to auntie Joey. She's very tired. Her crazy friend Audrey kept her up all night.",
"[Mr. Potter comes into the doorway, and stands there looking at them, and then Alexander runs off into the other room.]",
"Mr. Potter: Joey.",
"Joey: I know. Coming. What does a girl have to do to get some sleep around here?",
"Mr. Potter: Well, merry Christmas, to you, too, sweetheart.",
"Joey: Oh, sorry, dad. Merry Christmas. Well, I guess we should get to it, then. Hell hath no fury like a 4-year-old on Christmas morning.",
"Mr. Potter: Not so fast. There's someone waiting for you at the door.",
"Joey: Well, who is it?",
"Mr. Potter: I don't know. If I were you, I wouldn't keep him waiting much longer. He looks a little nervous.",
"[She gets up, and Mr. Potter leaves. She reaches over and grabs a sweater and heads to the front door, taking notice of the fake Christmas tree on the way. She opens the door to see Eddie standing outside next to his car. As she walks out onto the porch she sees that he has a real tree tied to the top of his car, and a huge smile crosses her face.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. Audrey is in the bathroom going through the medicine cabinet, then closes it, and looks at herself in the mirror and takes another swig from her now almost empty bottle of alcohol. She then heads out into the front room where she finds Mr. Potter. We can tell in the way that she is talking that she is already drunk.]",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Nobody likes you. You are a loser. And don't forget it.",
"[She heads out into the front room.]",
"Audrey: Hey! Where's Tony and Maria?",
"Mr. Potter: Out on the porch.",
"Audrey: Ohh. Ditched for the boyfriend yet again.",
"Mr. Potter: What do we know about this guy, Audrey?",
"Audrey: Hmm. Chip on his shoulder, blue on his collar. I don't know. Joey seems to like him.",
"Mr. Potter: Is it serious?",
"Audrey: Oh, well, like a heart attack, because you see, Eddie seems to be able to incorporate all the best elements of Pacey and Dawson, so it's like the t-1000 of love interests.",
"Mr. Potter: Interesting.",
"Audrey: Quid pro quo, Mr. Potter. What can you tell me about prison?",
"[Scene: Outside on the porch. Joey and Eddie are outside and Joey is wrapped up in Eddie's Arms, as they look at the sites talking together.]",
"Joey: I was right, you know.",
"Eddie: About what?",
"Joey: You do look very nice in a sweater.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, I still hate 'em.",
"Joey: So what made you change your mind?",
"Eddie: I missed you.",
"Joey: I missed you. Well, you can go now. I wouldn't want you to be at the critical juncture of too much too soon for too long.",
"Eddie: Oh, shut up. Come here.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Mr. Potter: Ahem.",
"Joey: Heh heh heh. Hi, dad.",
"Mr. Potter: Your sister needs some help in the kitchen.",
"Joey: I thought that's what Brodie was for. Oh. Are you gonna be ok out here?",
"Eddie: Well, as long as your father promises to go easy on me.",
"Mr. Potter: I'll be gentle, I promise.",
"Eddie: I'm ok.",
"Joey: Ok.",
"[Joey goes inside leaving them alone. You can see the tension in the air.]",
"Eddie: Ahem. It's beautiful out here, huh?",
"Mr. Potter: Yeah, it is. So, uh, tell me about yourself, Eddie.",
"Eddie: Sure. What do you want to know?",
"Mr. Potter: Uh... where do you go to school?",
"Eddie: I don't, actually.",
"Mr. Potter: You graduate?",
"Eddie: No. I never really went. College and I, it never really took, you know.",
"Mr. Potter: Yeah, I see. So, what do you do for a living?",
"Eddie: Well, I'm actually in between occupations at the moment. I was tending bar for a while, but that didn't work out. So I guess now I'm just take some time off, you know, figure out my next move.",
"Mr. Potter: I see.",
"Eddie: Hey, you know, your daughter is great, Mr. Potter.",
"Mr. Potter: Yes, she is.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. He putting some of his clothes away, and begins looking at the pictures of the gang on his wall, when Natasha comes into the room.]",
"[Door opens]",
"Natasha: Your mom is in the kitchen, your little sister is napping, Todd is passed out in the living room, and the rest of the guests aren't due to arrive for about another hour. Let's go, Dawson. You got work to do.",
"[She throws him down on the bed and climbs on top of him]",
"Dawson: Where are we going?",
"Natasha: To heaven and hell and back again. We're gonna have s*x in your childhood bedroom, a place where you've probably only had s*x with yourself.",
"Dawson: Is it that obvious?",
"Natasha: Doesn't take a rocket scientist.",
"Dawson: Heh heh heh. The thought of doing it in this room doesn't creep you out just a little bit?",
"Natasha: Hell, no. Turns me on. Let's go, citizen.",
"[She begins kissing him and moving her way down his neck, but stops when Dawson is just lying there.]",
"Natasha: [Sighs] What's wrong with you?",
"Dawson: Nothing.",
"Natasha: I'm not sensing the appropriate degree of enthusiasm. I don't seem to have your full attention here. Is it the whole childhood bedroom thing? Because I just thought that would add a nice splash of kink to the proceedings, but we don't have to do it.",
"Dawson: No, it's not that.",
"Natasha: Then what is it?",
"Dawson: Max winter.",
"Natasha: Well, no wonder you're not here with me, then. You're not supposed to be thinking about hunky matinee idols, Dawson. You trying to tell me something about your orientation, perhaps?",
"Dawson: You know what I'm talking about.",
"Natasha: [Sighs] Yes, I do. And while your jealousy is sweet and all, you have nothing to worry about. Max Winteris long gone.",
"Dawson: You lied to me.",
"Natasha: What are you talking about?",
"Dawson: You lied to me. You said you were alone in your room watching TV.",
"Natasha: Yeah.",
"Dawson: I saw him leave your room.",
"Natasha: So what's your point?",
"Dawson: My point is it bothers me. Ok, look, I--I--I thought I could play the game and just keep my mouth shut, but I can't, ok? That's not who I am. I need to know what the hell we're doing.",
"Natasha: We're having fun, Dawson. At least... that's what I thought we were doing.",
"Dawson: That's crap. If it was just fun, you wouldn't have been so upset when you found out about Joey.",
"Natasha: Well, I was just being dramatic.",
"Dawson: Come on. I don't believe that for a second.",
"Natasha: Believe it. It's all about ego, Dawson. No girl wants to be dumped by some guy that she's embarking on a fun little fling with, especially when he's the director's assistant.",
"Dawson: So that's what this is to you-- is some fun little fling.",
"Natasha: Ugh! Are you on your period right now, Dawson?",
"Dawson: I just wasn't clear before, but now I am. You--I get it. You get some perverse little thrill out of screwing the help.",
"Natasha: You know what? Heh. You crack me up, Dawson, because you stand here and you say these incredibly noble, incredibly self-aggrandizing things about how you don't want to play the game, when the truth is you brought me home for Christmas, and you can't tell me that you don't get some kind of perverse thrill out of showing me off to your friends and family. It's really quite a shame, Dawson, because they'll be a day when you're old and gray and not even the Viagra's doing it for you anymore, and you could've looked back fondly on that time you banged the living daylights out of that actress in your childhood bedroom while she still had her looks. But I guess that's what you get for thinking with your brain when you really should be thinking with your-- well, I think you know.",
"[Door slams shut]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House later that night. Joey and Eddie come walking up to the porch.]",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Eddie: You're welcome. So, this is the guy from the no doubt concert who's also the same guy from the movie set?",
"Joey: Dawson. Yeah.",
"Eddie: Dawson. Right. Yeah, and why are we here again?",
"Joey: Is it gonna be all right for you?",
"Eddie: Yeah, I got no beef with the guy, and if he's got beef with me, you know, I think I could take him.",
"Joey: Well I don't think it'll come to that, but it's good to know.",
"Eddie: The question is, Jo, is that will it be weird for you?",
"Joey: Well, yeah. I mean, that's just the way it is. That's the way it'll always be, but look, don't worry. We're gonna have a nice, civil Christmas dinner, and then we're out of here.",
"Eddie: What, no dessert? I do like pie, you know.",
"Joey: As I recall. I was hoping we could find some time to be alone tonight.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, you know, I have to spend some own time with my family, you know, but I was thinking maybe",
"Joey: I'd love to.",
"Eddie: You don't even know what I was gonna say. For all you know, you could be agreeing to an act of sexual congress.",
"Joey: So you weren't asking me to come home with you.",
"Eddie: No, I am.",
"Joey: Well, like I said, I would love to.",
"Eddie: Cool. And I promise my family will be a lot less intimidating.",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Eddie: Nothing. It's just, you know, is your dad always so hard on prospective suitors?",
"Joey: Why? What did he say to you?",
"Eddie: Nah, I'm just teasing. Forget it.",
"Joey: I'm not gonna forget it. Eddie, if my dad was rude to you, I want to know about it.",
"Eddie: You know what? He wasn't rude at all. He seems like a really great guy.",
"[They go inside.]",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Pacey and Doug comes pulling up to the house, and Doug is driving. They stop the car, and stay inside it talking to one another.]",
"Doug: [Chuckles] Sweet ride, Pacey. Thanks for the test drive.",
"Pacey: Any time. Isn't the navigation system amazing?",
"Doug: Yeah, you're right. It's amazing.",
"Pacey: Hey, do you think dad liked his palm pilot? 'Cause he didn't really seem all that excited.",
"Doug: Well, I think he was a little overwhelmed, Pace. I think we all were.",
"Pacey: Hey, there's one other thing I wanted to give you. [He pulls a box out of the glove compartment] I didn't want to break it out in front of the whole family, but check it out.",
"Doug: Pacey, you have been extremely generous. I don't need anything else.",
"Pacey: Oh, come on. Open it up. You're gonna like it.",
"[Doug opens it to see a very expensive watch inside.]",
"Doug: [Exhales] Pace, this--this is above and beyond.",
"Pacey: Yeah, and, you see, now you can get rid of that one you've had since the Reagan administration.",
"Doug: Hey, I'll tell ya, I love this watch, ok? It lights up and everything.",
"Pacey: Sure, but can it tell you the time in Portugal? I think not.",
"Doug: Pace, can I ask you something?",
"Pacey: Sure.",
"Doug: This job of yours, is it on the up and up?",
"Pacey: \"On the up and up\"? You sound like you're 50 years old, Doug. You sound like dad.",
"Doug: Look at it from my perspective, Pace. You come home with this new car, you got flashy new clothes, expensive gifts for the whole family. Excuse me if it seems just a little too good to be true.",
"Pacey: Right, right. I forgot. Yet another reason why it sucks to be a Witter, 'cause you can't just be happy for me. You couldn't just, I don't know, say, be proud of me. You actually have to accuse me of being involved in some sort of illegal activity.",
"Doug: Pacey, I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just wondering how much you know about your place of employment, that's all.",
"Pacey: What is this, man? You should be happy for me. Are you jealous or something? Is this about how much money I've been making?",
"Doug: I don't know. Maybe you're right, Pace. Maybe I am jealous, I don't know. Or maybe I'm just worried about you.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bathroom. Audrey is going through the medicine cabinet and comes across some prescription bottles, and finds one and takes a pill from it. She swigs it down wit h a glass of water.]",
"Audrey: [Hums Santa Claus is coming to town] Santa Claus is coming to town",
"[She makes her way to the dining room where everyone is already there. She is staggering while walking showing she is really drunk now.]",
"[People chatting]",
"Audrey: So where the hell is Jack?",
"Jen: Are you drunk?",
"Audrey: Yes, but that does not explain where Jack is.",
"Jen: In Europe with his dad and Andie.",
"Audrey: Dope.",
"[She sits down in the chair that Grams was just about to sit in.]",
"Gale: Evelyn, would you like to say grace?",
"Todd: I wouldn't mind leading us in prayer, Gale.",
"[Todd is really drunk and luring a lot]",
"Gale: Oh, well, that would be lovely, Todd. Thank you.",
"Todd: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the birth of your son. Now I'm at a disadvantage here. Not knowin' any of you, I'm sure, know who I am. I am a filmmaker, celebrated on many continents, but I don't know any of you, which is a travesty because people like you, regular people, are my target audience.",
"[He notices Jen sitting on the other end of the table]",
"Todd: Except you, blondie. You look very familiar to me.",
"Jen: You hit on me on a-- on a plane once from Boston to New York.",
"Todd: Did we shag?",
"Jen: No.",
"Todd: Are you sure? Because I'm flashing on some sort of mile-high club activity.",
"Jen: [Laughs] No, that wasn't me.",
"Todd: Well, good, 'cause that'd be embarrassing.",
"[He looks back to the ]",
"Todd: Where was I? Oh, yes, the birth of Christ. Let me start with what I am thankful for. I am thankful for Gale... for inviting us into her lovely home. And I am thankful to her progeny Dawson. Progeny. Progeny. Her progeny Dawson. This kid has been an invaluable member of my production team. He's helped me through one of the roughest productions known to god and man, and I love him. I love him very much, Dawson. And the funny thing is he's managed to get himself involved in a sexual relationship with a beautiful woman, which reminds me of my first film actually, except she was what we call underage, so we don't talk about that.",
"Dawson: Todd?",
"Todd: Yes, Dawson?",
"Dawson: Well, could we wrap it up?",
"Todd: Forgive me. Forgive me, Gale.",
"Mr. Potter: I, uh, have to say that I'm really impressed with what you've done with your life, Dawson. I mean, I've known this kid since he was running around making movies with a video camera. It's really amazing to see how far he's come.",
"Dawson: Thank you, Mr. Potter. That means a lot.",
"Mr. Potter: Maybe you guys have an opening for Eddie here.",
"Dawson: You're looking for work, aren't you, Eddie?",
"Todd: I like Eddie. We never found a replacement for Phil the P.A., Did we?",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, film's not really my thing, but thanks for thinking about me, Mr. Potter.",
"Mr. Potter: What is your thing, Eddie?",
"Joey: Dad.",
"Mr. Potter: What? I'm curious.",
"Joey: No, you're not. You're being a dick.",
"Mr. Potter: Joey.",
"Audrey: Mr. Potter? Yes, Audrey? Can I ask you another question about prison?",
"Mr. Potter: Sure, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Yeah. So... why is it that you don't think Eddie's good enough for your daughter?",
"Joey: Audrey. Back off.",
"Audrey: What is your problem, princess? I was sticking up for Joe dirt over there.",
"Pacey: This isn't gonna end well.",
"Audrey: Would you shut up, Pacey?",
"Pacey: You're out of line, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Of course I am. Anyone messes with the one that got away, and you get all up on your high horse, don't you?",
"Jen: Audrey.",
"Audrey: Oh, excellent. Another party heard from. What's your problem, Lindley?",
"Jen: I think you're the one with the problem.",
"Audrey: Oh. Devilishly clever of you, Jen. Oh, honey, are you still upset that I shagged your dream boy? Because I am sorry about that.",
"Jen: What are you even doing here?",
"Audrey: I missed my flight, bitch, which is really terribly unfortunate because if you think that spending Christmas here on Walton mountain is my idea of a good time, then you all are about as high as I am right now.",
"Gale: Audrey, why don't you go lay down?",
"Audrey: Oh, you know, thanks for that, Gale, really, but I think I'm kind of just getting started here. Do any of you have any idea how incredibly hypocritical this whole little gathering is? I mean, I may be flying high on a pleasingly potent cocktail of vodka and painkillers-- and thank you, by the way, Gale, for the painkillers, but I seem to be seeing things a little bit clearer than any of you. Dawson. Pacey. You guys hate each other, don't you? You're never going to be able to-- to mend this little rift that exists between the two of you, so why do you even bother with the charade? And Dawson and Joey, [Audrey laughs] Here you are, both of you, all grown up and so very pleased with yourselves, and each with your little significant other by your side respectively, and while, you know, I will give you that it does make for a pretty picture, the truth of the matter is you guys finally slept together, and you've never really dealt with it, and neither of you are going to be able to have a relationship with anyone else until you just finally deal with your crap once and for all and-- as for you, Pacey, I am really sorry that Audrey Hepburn next to you broke your heart all those years ago, and it's prevented you from ever fully committing to an adult relationship, but you know what? Just grow up. Merry Christmas, scum suckers. Peace Out.",
"[She gets up and storms out of the room.]",
"Dawson: Well, that was fun.",
"Todd: Merry Christmas.",
"[She grabs Pacey's keys off the table by the door and storms outside. She makes her way over to Pacey's car, and is obviously very drunk now, even dropping the keys a couple of time trying to get into the car. She gets into the car stars it up.]",
"[Car starts]",
"[Car accelerates]",
"Doug: Pacey, isn't that your car?",
"[She pulls out quickly, and begins to pull around the house when she crashes into the house into the room next to the dining room where everyone is sitting]",
"[Debris cracks]",
"[Audrey climbs out of the car as everyone rushes to see if she is ok. She gets out with a little blood on her lips.]",
"Audrey: Yeah. I kinda think I zagged when I should have zigged.",
"[she walks over to the couch and throws herself down onto it.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House on the porch. Doug and Pacey come outside to talk alone.]",
"Doug: Pacey, do you have any idea what you're asking me to do here?",
"Pacey: Yes, I'm asking you to keep her out of trouble and just make this go away.",
"Doug: Listen to me, your girlfriend in there is in trouble. She needs some serious help.",
"Pacey: Ok, look, she's not my girlfriend anymore, and right now she hates me, so she's not going to listen to anything I have to say to her. This is the only way I can help her, Doug.",
"Doug: Did you ever think that it might actually be better for her if she does get into trouble for this?",
"Pacey: That's ridiculous. I'm asking you for a favor here, and in my lifetime, I have not asked you for much, but I'm asking for this. Doug, do this for me, ok? Make it go away. Please, Doug.",
"Doug: You willing to take all the blame for this?",
"Pacey: Yes, absolutely.",
"Doug: [Laughs]",
"Pacey: What? What's so funny?",
"Doug: No, nothing. Nothing. It's just that, um-- you know, you've given yourself quite the makeover, haven't you, Pace? You know, you've grown some facial hair, you got yourself a real job, nice car, fancy clothes, but you're still the same Pacey. You're still looking for a quick fix, aren't you? You want me to sweep this under the rug? Fine, I'll do that. I don't know what good that's gonna accomplish because Audrey is gonna live to drink and drive another day. And you know what? It may not end up so happy next time. Ok. If anybody asks, you did this. All right? New car, you lost control, you're a moron, people will believe you. Trust me.",
"Pacey: Thank you.",
"Doug: And I'll pay for whatever else needs taking care",
"Pacey: Yeah, ,throw some money at it 'cause, you know, that fixes everything.",
"Doug: Come on, Doug. What do you want from me?",
"Pacey: No, I'm not done. You know, maybe I never told you this, Pacey, and if I didn't, I am so sorry, but last year, when you were a cook, I was proud of you. I was happy for you. I actually admired you, Pacey. There was something, I don't know, honest about it. Almost noble. Guess it didn't suit you, did it?",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Audrey is lying on his bed, as Jen is standing in the room watching over her.]",
"Jen: [Sighs] How do you feel?",
"Audrey: How do I look, Lindley?",
"Jen: Like complete and utter crap.",
"Audrey: [Snorts] Well, that sums it up nicely, thank you.",
"Jen: Do you want me to call your parents?",
"Audrey: No. Jen, if you do that, if you-- I swear I will make it my life's purpose to kick your ass all the way back to New York.",
"Jen: Ok. Why are you so angry, Audrey?",
"Audrey: Ok, dr. Melfi, you know, is this some sad attempt to impress C.J.? Because, you know, like, the last time I checked, he's not here.",
"Jen: No, I was just trying to help you.",
"Audrey: Well, don't. Ok? Just... pretend that I am too far gone, which isn't that far from the truth anyway. I just--I wanna be left alone, Jen. I'm so sick and tired of you people. You all say that you want to help, but it's all just... posturing, because none of you really noticed how screwed up I was until tonight. With friends like you, who needs enemas?",
"[Jen leaves her alone.]",
"[Scene: The stairwell by the front door. Natasha comes downstairs with her coat on, and her bags in her hands. She goes to put a note on the table by the door, when Dawson comes walking around the corner and sees her.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Natasha: Hey.",
"Dawson: Where are you going?",
"Natasha: Back to L.A. My manager got me on the last flight out.",
"Dawson: You're gonna leave just like that? Just like that. Listen, Natasha, I'm sorry for everything.",
"Natasha: Don't be sorry. You were right about everything. I slept with Max Winter.",
"Dawson: That's fantastic.",
"Natasha: I'm just being honest. Isn't that what you wanted? Yeah.",
"Dawson: Yes. Honestly, I mean, that's great. That's",
"Natasha: Look, Dawson, I'm sorry if I was reckless with your emotions. I didn't mean to be. I thought we were having fun. I don't-- I don't love you. I never did. It was fun. Sleeping with you made me feel sexy and beautiful, and, to be honest, I never thought it would last much past wrap.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Well... you know what? I don't love you either.",
"Natasha: Of course you don't, silly. Listen, you're not built for this kind of relationship. It's kind of what I dig about you. I am too young and too self-absorbed to be entangled in something so serious, and if I'm too young, you're way too young. You know, you're gonna make some girl's dreams come true someday, in a big way, which is why I have to stop this now before I break your heart and turn you into a bitter cynic.",
"Dawson: Don't flatter yourself.",
"Natasha: [Whispering] Yeah. Merry Christmas, Dawson. Oh. Todd's passed out in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he's still breathing, but you might want to hold a mirror up to his breath just to be sure.",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"Natasha: [Whispering] Bye.",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Joey and Eddie come walking outside and stop at the stairs at the end of the porch.]",
"Eddie: So is this what all your Christmases are like, Joey Potter?",
"Joey: Um, you know, not so much. Usually we smoke crack and worship Satan. This was pretty tame by comparison.",
"Eddie: Uh, look.",
"Joey: What?",
"Eddie: I don't think you should come back with me, Joey.",
"Joey: Why?",
"Eddie: Because you have plenty of stuff to deal with right here.",
"Joey: Why do I sense some subtext here?",
"Eddie: You know, your father was kind of a jerk tonight. You know, but-- he wasn't altogether wrong about me. You know, I'm not the most together guy on the planet, Joey.",
"Joey: Who asked you to be? Who even knows what that means?",
"Eddie: It means that I should have trusted my gut. I shouldn't be here.",
"Joey: Why?",
"Eddie: Because it was-- it was all too much too soon. I shouldn't be dealing with a father who thinks I'm a loser. I shouldn't be dealing with all of the ghosts of relationships past. It's too much. You know, I--I-- we need to be in the here and now.",
"Joey: Ok. Well, then, that's what we'll do. From now on, we'll be in the here and now, I promise. Ok?",
"Eddie: You know, the same thing would have happened if you were at my house, you know. I mean, you'd meet my family, and they'd be very impressed, but also very suspicious because you are so damn beautiful, and they'd wonder, \"what the hell is she doing with Eddie?\" And after, when you were gone... they'd pull me aside and they'd say, \"what the hell are you doing, kid? That girl's gonna break your heart.\"",
"Joey: Eddie, I have no intention of breaking your heart.",
"Eddie: Yeah. Merry Christmas, Joey.",
"[She watches as Eddie leaves, and then turns to go back inside when she notices Dawson at the end of the pier.]",
"[Scene: The end of the pier. Joey comes walking up to join Dawson who is standing at the end of the pier, leaning on the rail looking off into the water.]",
"Joey: Didn't I sleep with you once and never talk to you again?",
"Dawson: You know, I thought that was you.",
"Joey: Sorry about that.",
"Dawson: Don't worry about it. Happens to me all the time.",
"Joey: So... some night, huh?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah. Kinda puts things into perspective.",
"Joey: How do you mean?",
"Dawson: Well, you know, if Audrey had managed to take us all out in a blaze of glory tonight, I'd hate to think that the last meaningful conversation you and I had was that one in your dorm room.",
"Joey: Mmm. Yeah. She was right about one thing, though, you know.",
"Dawson: What?",
"Joey: We never really dealt with what happened. I don't know about you, but I kinda put it all into a little box and pushed it far, far away.",
"Dawson: I spend a lot of time trying to figure out how it all went so wrong.",
"Joey: I spend a lot of time trying to forget we ever meant anything to each other.",
"Dawson: Fair enough. I deserve that, I guess.",
"Joey: No, you don't, and the thing is, Dawson, it never works. A night like this, it does put things into perspective. See... I think sometimes it's easy for me to kind of hate you because I know that you're out there, and if anything ever happened to me or if I ever really needed you, you'd be there for me.",
"It's true.",
"Joey: Dawson, if that's true, then how come we only ever end up hurting each other?",
"Dawson: Well, we're not hurting each other right now.",
"Joey: Well... right now is an illusion, though. Right now it's a truce. But right now, I just want to stand here and talk to the one person who can maybe help me figure out how everything got this way. We can go back to hating each other in the morning. Sounds like a plan.",
"Joey: I don't really hate you, you know.",
"Dawson: I don't really hate you either.",
"[Dawson puts his arm around Joey and she puts her head on his shoulder and hey start watching the freshly started snow fall.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x10 | Merry Mayhem | destinyros2005 |
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"Back in Los Angeles, Dawson is asked by the studio to direct re-shoots but is conflicted about being disloyal to his mentor. Meanwhile, Joey hasn't heard from Eddie since Christmas and finds his apartment empty. Pacey starts skipping work to spend time with Emma. Jen's insecurities as a peer counselor are compounded when C.J. is assigned to train her; and Audrey still on a destructive path, returns to Los Angeles to party with old friends including, Jack Osbourne."
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"[Scene: The Film Set. It is the final day of filming, and everyone has gathered together for their final meeting together. Todd stands up and begins to make a speech to all of the crew of the movie.]",
"Todd: Time of wrap, please, Dawson?",
"Dawson: 12:07 A.M.",
"Todd: So that's what, Monday? 12:07 A.M. Sometime in January, and we have done it, people. We have finished principal photography.",
"[All cheering]",
"Todd: So, although it's rather out of character for me, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for all your hard work and to propose a toast. To us, and our movie. Cheers.",
"[All cheer and raise their glasses of champagne]",
"[Todd walks away from Dawson and Natasha comes walking up to Dawson from behind him.]",
"Natasha: It's strange, isn't it, that all this will just be gone tomorrow, like it never even existed?",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Natasha: Nice speech, by the way. And don't even bother trying to pretend that it was Todd's idea, because that puppy had you written all over it. Sincerity, warmth, and a hint of something, I don't know. Bittersweet? Or was it just bitter?",
"Dawson: Well, that's what wrap parties are all about, aren't they? I know you're more experienced at them than I am.",
"Natasha: So, are you going back to L.A. Tomorrow, or what.",
"Dawson: Yeah, with Todd. You?",
"Natasha: Afternoon flight. Max got me a small part in that Spielberg film he's doing. You know, it's, like, 2 days work whatever, but who knows? Maybe it'll lead to bigger things.",
"Dawson: Knowing you, Natasha, I'm certain it will.",
"Natasha: Is that a little attitude? A break in the oh, so professional on-set demeanor you've been cultivating since the New Year?",
"Dawson: Not everyone on the planet is acting every second of their lives, you know.",
"Natasha: No, maybe not, but in Hollywood, they are. So, good-bye, Dawson. Good luck out there. I have a funny feeling about you.",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Natasha: That you're gonna need it.",
"Dawson: Right.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey in the backroom, talking on her cell phone.]",
"Joey: [Monday] Hi. It's me. Um, I'm back at school. I mean, I've been back. [Flash to Tuesday in the bar] I wasn't going to call you, because, you know, you haven't called me, and I do have something called pride, though apparently not enough, because, you win, ok? I'm being the typical girl and calling you. And in retrospect, you know, I really don't think Christmas went that badly, if you grade it on one of those who's afraid of Virginia Woolf type scales. But, um, anyway, you're probably out pounding the pavements and stuff, so just give me a call when you get a chance or whenever. Ok. Bye.",
"[She hangs up the phone and walks out and past the pool table]",
"Man: Hey , how did you get in here, you don't look a day over 16.",
"Harley: People always think I'm 16, but, duh, I am totally 18.",
"[She stops recognizing the voice of the girl talking when she walks by the pool table]",
"Joey: Don't you mean 15? Nice talking to you guys.",
"[She pulls Harley away by the arm]",
"Harley: Ow! Maniac.",
"Joey: Harley, what are you doing here? I thought Christmas vacation was long over for the Britney and Christina set.",
"Harley: I'm not on vacation. Unfortunately, I live here now. So, where's Eddie? He's the only nice person I know in Boston, and he still owes me a root-beer float.",
"Joey: Wait a second. You live here full-time now? As in full-time with your father?",
"Harley: Yes. Why are you smiling?",
"Joey: Sorry. It's just your father's such a great guy, he deserves to have such a well-behaved, good-natured, teenage girl living with him full-time. Speaking of which, why aren't you in school right now?",
"Harley: If I tell you, will you tell me where Eddie is?",
"Joey: Out with it.",
"Harley: Ok, fine. I was on a field trip, and I ditched. You would, too, if your entire life was ruined by your mother's sudden need to do research in Bangladesh.",
"Joey: Harley, your life isn't ruined. You're just being melodramatic.",
"Harley: Right. Like you would know what it's like to have your life ruined?",
"Joey: Look, he's not here, ok? Eddie. And to be honest, I don't exactly know where he is.",
"Harley: Man, I can't believe you messed it up with him. He was amazing. He was beyond amazing.",
"Joey: Look, I'll go get you a root-beer float, and then you have to go back to school. I don't care how miserable it is. It's just life. Life is miserable.",
"[Scene: Boston Aquarium. Pacey enters the Aquarium, and begins walking around looking from one fish tank disply to the next.]",
"Woman: Hey, guys. Hey, stay with your partners, guys. Stay with your partners. Let's go.",
"[As he walks down one of the walk ways he sees Emma sitting on a bench by a large tanks drawing on a pad, and listening to headphones and walks over to her]",
"Pacey: Ok. Shouldn't you be doing that in a museum?",
"Emma: Oh, bloody hell.",
"Pacey: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.",
"Emma: Well, you did. It's not the sort of place you expect to find stockbrokers.",
"Pacey: Give me a break, would you? I'm on my lunch hour. Mind if I sit?",
"[He goes to sit next to her, and she shoos him over to the bench across from her.]",
"Emma: No, go ahead, but don't sit too close.",
"Pacey: I know, that overwhelming physical attraction's getting to ya, huh?",
"Emma: No, that's not it, exactly.",
"Pacey: Really?",
"Emma: No. I just don't want anyone to know that, uh, you're with me.",
"Pacey: Thanks.",
"Emma: [Laughs] What are you doing here, anyway?",
"Pacey: I work near here. I come here all the time. The better question is what are you doing here?",
"Emma: I'm just killing time till 1:00.",
"Pacey: What happens at 1:00?",
"Emma: Well, you should know this, since you come here all the time.",
"Pacey: On my lunch hour, which happens at noon. So I come here, I walk around, have a slice of pizza, and I'm out the door by 12:45.",
"Emma: Ah, back to work.",
"Pacey: Yeah, that's why they call it the lunch hour. 'Cause, you see, if was to stay till after 1:00, by the time I got back to work, it'd be the lunch hour and a half, and we just can't have that, now, can we?",
"Emma: Then I don't want to keep you.",
"Pacey: Excuse me?",
"Emma: It's 12:46.",
"[He looks up at the clock on the wall, and sees that it is 12:46]",
"Pacey: Oh. Right. Right. Then I'll... I'll just see you back home.",
"[Scene: The Help Line. Jen is talking on the phone, while CJ is sitting across from her with a clip board in his hand.]",
"Jen: Well, of course it sucks. That's why they call it life. And what is it really, other than an endless series of mind-numbing days, one on top of another. Alienation, despair-- these are the natural by-products of living in a mechanized society",
"CJ: Ok, stop.",
"Jen: Stop?",
"CJ: Yeah. Um... a lot of people get depressed this time of year. I don't think they're calling in hoping to talk to Kierkegaard.",
"Jen: But you said he was a philosophy major.",
"CJ: Whatever. Look, I just, I don't wanna fight, ok? I get annoyed, and you get defensive. Let's just move on to the next one.",
"Jen: No. Let's not. I quit.",
"CJ: You can't quit. You haven't even started yet. It's your first day of training. It's your first hour.",
"Jen: Yeah, well, if the training consists of sitting here for a week and listening to you act superior to me",
"CJ: I've been doing this for 2 years.",
"Jen: Great. Well, maybe your expertise will come in handy when we get to a hypothetical situation involving casual s*x and a couple of blond girls.",
"CJ: Maybe you're right about one thing. Let's call it a day. So, come back tomorrow or don't come back, but whatever you decide, you should make it about you, not me.",
"[Scene: The Health Clinic. David is talking to a nurse, while Jack is sitting on a bench waiting impatiently.]",
"David: Ok. This'll do nice. Thanks.",
"[David goes back and joins Jack.]",
"David: Damn.",
"Jack: What?",
"David: Oh, there's no good magazines to read.",
"Jack: That's it? I mean, you're not at all nervous about this",
"David: Oh, it's a piece of cake. I've done it, like, a million times.",
"Jack: A million?",
"David: Give or take. I'd be a pretty hypocritical peer counselor if I didn't practice what I preached.",
"Jack: Right.",
"David: Seriously, it's no big deal. And the most embarrassing part is when they ask what kind of high-risk behavior you've engaged in the past 3 to 6 months. The only thing I can come up with is eating carbs after 9 P.M. and jaywalking.",
"[The Nurse comes over to their area.]",
"Nurse: Jack McPhee?",
"David: It's fine.",
"[Scene: The Hollywood Studio Office. An Executive is reading from cards in his hand as he walks around the table, behind Dawson and Todd while they sit there listening to him go on about their film. Sever other executives are there as well.]",
"Executive: Blindingly dull. Achingly dull. Mind-numbingly dull.",
"Todd: I see, and what do these little cards prove exactly? Other than the fact you've been previewing the bloody thing all along?",
"Executive: They prove that we're not through shooting. That's what they prove.",
"Todd: Reshoots?",
"Executive: Absolutely. More s*x. More violence. Maybe a little twist in the plot that's not predictable from the very first frame. I mean, obviously, the goal here is to try to make this damn thing watchable.",
"Todd: I see. So, you're calling my movie unwatchable?",
"Executive: I don't have to. They did. You want me to read some more?",
"Todd: No, that won't be necessary, thank you. [Grabs a pack of cigarettes out of his coat] Anyone got a light? If I'm gonna sit here and take artistic advice from every tom, dick, and Harry in Tarzana that didn't have anything better to do last Wednesday night, then I'm gonna bloody well need some nicotine, all right? Light, please, Dawson.",
"[He reaches into his pocket and grabs something and puts it into Todd's jacket pocket before getting up]",
"Dawson: Um, you know what? I'm gonna go get one.",
"[He goes out into the foyer, and grabs a phone and makes a call]",
"Dawson: Come on. Pick up the phone.",
"[Cell phone rings and Todd begins to look around to see where the sound is coming from.]",
"Dawson: Reach into the pocket and pick up the phone.",
"[He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone and looks at it like where did this come from]",
"Todd: Hello?",
"Dawson: Shut up before you make this any worse and get out here.",
"[Dawson hangs up, and Todd looks at the phone .]",
"Todd: Hello? Hello?",
"[Todd hangs up the phone and stands up]",
"Todd: Excuse me.",
"Executive: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Where do you think you're going?",
"Todd: Oh, I'm sorry. Don't mean to be rude. There's another idiot out in the hall that requires my attention.",
"[Scene: Out in the Foyer. Dawson is standing there waiting when Todd comes storming over to join him.]",
"Todd: And just what in the bloody hell do you think you're doing?!",
"Dawson: What do I think-- what are you doing? You're digging yourself a hole in there bigger than the La Brea tar pits.",
"Todd: Did it ever occur to you that might be my intention?",
"Dawson: You never wanna work again?",
"Todd: We're in charge here. We make the decisions.",
"Dawson: Which is all well and good except for one thing.",
"Todd: What?",
"Dawson: It's their money. Look, you brought me here for my ability to stay calm in a crisis, right? Well, this is it. This is a crisis 'cause if you don't go back in there and act happy about these reshoots, they're gonna get somebody else to do it, somebody who can ruin this movie.",
"Todd: And would that be such a tragedy?",
"Dawson: Yes. Look, maybe I'm naive thinking that this whole system, this whole process, can only produce something that's a notch above mediocre, but I want this thing to be good. I want it to be as good as it possibly can be, and I don't think I would've stuck it out working for you this whole time if you didn't want the same thing.",
"[Scene: Back in the conference room. Dawson and Todd have returned and are peacefully sitting down listening to the Executive speak.]",
"Executive: So, we figure 3 days of reshoots on a soundstage here in L.A., Very minimal budget. The whole idea here is to, uh, come up with a new ending. Something that's watchable. Or at the very least, something that makes sense. Now, I have no idea what that's going to be, but Heather here seems fairly confident that given enough nicotine, alcohol, caffeine, you might be able to pull something off.",
"Todd: Well, that's, uh, very charitable of her. Thank you, sweetheart.",
"Executive: Mm-hmm. All right, Todd, what's it gonna be?",
"Todd: Well, I can see where you're coming from. I can. I can see where you're coming from. I can see how you and other people like yourself, people of lesser intelligence, might be a bit confused by my movie. And I can see how you actually don't have any new ideas of your own on how to improve it, because, after all, you're not really in the business of having ideas, are you? Oh, that's right. You think you are. Well, you're not. You're in the business of criticizing other people's ideas. Which is why, after much careful consideration, I'll be throwing your most generous offer back in your face and leaving. Good-bye, and good luck with all your future endeavors.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Professor Hetson's Class. It is now Wednesday. Professor Hetson is lecturing the class, and is finishing up for the day, and Joey is just trying to pay attention, but has other things on her mind.]",
"Hetson: Well, then, since nobody seems up to the rhetorical challenge of convincing me that Norman Mailer was wrong when he dismissed all female writers as unreadable, that's it for Wednesday.",
"[Everyone begins to leave, and Hetson begins to pack up his bag, when Joey walks timidly up to him.]",
"Hetson: Oh. That can't be Joey Potter. Guess one D\" isn't enough to get anyone thrown out of Worthington anymore.",
"Joey: Sweet, really, your overwhelming concern for my future, but that's actually not why I'm subjecting myself to your toxic personality.",
"Hetson: Great. And I'll skip ahead to the part where I inform you that no, no matter how many times you ask, it will never be possible for you to drop this course without forfeiting your credits from the first semester.",
"Joey: Look, I don't want to be standing here talking to you any more than you want to be listening to me. I just need to tell you that your daughter... well, she may not be as safely ensconced in Milton academy as you currently think she is.",
"Hetson: What does that mean?",
"Joey: She's cutting class, ok?",
"Hetson: I'm a little confused as to why you're telling me.",
"Joey: She came into the bar yesterday, on the lam from some field trip, and... god knows where she went when she left. I just... but call me crazy, I just figure these are the things the father of a 15-year-old girl wandering the streets of Boston should know.",
"Hetson: The subtext here being that these are the things that a father would know if he were paying attention.",
"Joey: I didn't say that.",
"Hetson: You didn't have to. Look... I'll tell you what. [Sighs] Let's make another one of our famous deals. You stay out of my life, and I'll do my very best to stay out of yours.",
"Joey: Gladly. You know, I'm sorry for the intrusion. I guess I was naive enough to think that this might actually be about something other than your gigantic male ego.",
"[Scene: The Boston Aquarium. Pacey and Emma are walking the next day along one of the walkways talking to one another.]",
"Pacey: So you're saying that that doesn't bother you, the whole life-as-repetitive- stress-injury thing?",
"Emma: No, it does, but nothing prepares you for a life of mind-numbing boredom and repetition so much as studying music as a child.",
"Pacey: Piano lessons?",
"Emma: Violin.",
"Pacey: Yeesh.",
"Emma: Yeah. My mum taught piano, though, to a series of ever-changing twits who all had one thing in common: They were allergic to dogs.",
"Pacey: So you had fish.",
"Emma: Tanks full. So, what's yours, then?",
"Pacey: My what?",
"Emma: You excuse for coming here every day. It can't simply be a matter of geographic proximity.",
"Pacey: No, it's not. It's, uh... it's much like yours, really. It's sort of a window into the person that I used to be.",
"Emma: You used to be another person?",
"Pacey: Much as I'm sure you weren't born with pink hair, I am not the conservative person you think that I am.",
"Emma: You're not?",
"Pacey: No, I'm not.",
"Emma: Prove it. Stay.",
"Pacey: Stay here?",
"Emma: Come on, I don't think you taking one afternoon off is going to send capitalism screeching to its knees.",
"Pacey: No, it probably won't, but it will catapult me to the top of the Rich Rinaldi firing list.",
"Emma: Yeah, that's such a bloody tragedy.",
"[She reaches into her pocket and grabs her cell phone and hands it to him]",
"Emma: Here. Call them. Tell them, I don't know, that you're sick or something.",
"Pacey: You're serious about this?",
"Emma: Yeah. Question is: Are you?",
"Pacey: [Laughs]",
"[He dials the phone]",
"Pacey: Hi. Can I speak to Rich Rinaldi, please? [Coughs] [Coughs]",
"[Scene: The Help Line. Jen is talking on the phone again, while CJ is sitting by her with his clip board.]",
"Jen: Ok, well, if what you're telling me is true, is that you've-- you've had unprotected s*x with 17 women in the last 3 months, then I definitely think it's a good idea for you to get tested. For you and for all of those hot women you've been sleeping with.",
"[The camera pans past CJ and we see that David is on a phone on s desk a little ways away from him and he is actually talking to Jen.]",
"David: What? What? I have nailed many a hot girl in my day.",
"CJ: Hey, I believe you.",
"David: Thank you. I can't believe I volunteer to help you guys and get criticized for my acting abilities.",
"Jen: Oh, please, like you could ever be straight. Your heart is too big, and so is your brain.",
"David: [Laughs] She's hostile.",
"CJ: Told you.",
"Jen: Could you please not talk about me like I'm not in the room. So I have some anger. Can you tell me that there's something wrong with expressing your emotions?",
"[Jack comes into the Help line and goes over to David]",
"Jack: Hi.",
"David: Hey!",
"Jack: Sorry. Am I, uh, interrupting",
"David: No, no, it's cool. We're--we're done here, I think.",
"CJ: Yeah, it's 4:00. We're done.",
"David: So... you guys think you can get along without me tomorrow, or what?",
"Jack: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. You mean the only reason you're hanging around here all afternoon instead of wasting time with me is because she can't manage to get along with him? Jen?",
"Jen: Are you mad at me, too? You can't loan me your boyfriend for one measly hour? Is he your boyfriend? Have you guys kissed yet? Did I miss all of this over Christmas vacation?",
"Jack: Charming. Let's go.",
"[Jack and David leave, and CJ is just looking at Jen.]",
"Jen: Why are you looking at me?",
"CJ: Hostile.",
"[Scene: The Hollywood Office Conference room. Dawson looks back at the clock then sighs as he looks down at the papers in front of him. The executives are there too and getting impatient. You can tell that they are waiting for Todd who is nowhere in sight.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"Executive: Aha. So he's changed his mind, has he? Come to his senses? Not that his apology's going to be accepted, mind you.",
"Heather: So where is he? Caught in traffic? Smoking?",
"Dawson: Not exactly.",
"Heather: Dawson?",
"Dawson: Yeah. You know, technically, actually, he's not gonna be here today, uh, because technically, he... doesn't know that this meeting is taking place.",
"Heather: You set this up?",
"Dawson: Um-- yeah. Uh, technically.",
"Heather: [Chuckles] You set this up to apologize for him, to smooth things over, to clean up after his mess... like you've been doing all along?",
"Dawson: Yeah, kind of. Look, nobody sets out to make a bad film. Todd wants it to be better. I know that he does. And he might be too proud to admit it, but he's got, like, 5 alternate endings in his head. This is stuff we've been talking about all along, stuff that can easily be done on a soundstage in 3 days for no money.",
"Executive: Well, that's all very sweet and moving, but since I don't see him here on his knee begging for forgiveness, you're wasting my time, my friend.",
"Heather: Unless",
"Executive: unless what?",
"Heather: Unless the answer to our problems is sitting right in front of us.",
"Executive: Excuse me?",
"Dawson: Excuse me?",
"Heather: I know this is gonna sound crazy, but just stay with me for a second. He knows the footage we've already shot. He knows the script, the actors, the crew. Personally, from what I've seen, I think he could do it.",
"Dawson: Wait a minute. Hold on a second.",
"Executive: What? You're saying you can't do this?",
"Dawson: No. I'm saying this is insane.",
"Executive: All right, let me ask you this. Hypothetically, if you had to, could you direct the reshoots of this movie?",
"Dawson: Well, yes, but that's not",
"Executive: all right. Call his agent.",
"Heather: I don't think he has one.",
"Executive: Well, then don't call his agent. Call his mother and make her sign a permission slip.",
"Dawson: Wait a minute. Wait-- hold on a second. This is insane. This is--this is not why I came here today. This is not what I wanted to have happen.",
"Heather: Well, guess what? It did. And since opportunities like this don't come along every day, I'd hop on the happy train. Or, I'm sorry, is being a director not the fulfillment of a dream you've been waiting your entire life for?",
"Dawson: No, it is. It definitely is, but",
"Heather: We'll be in touch.",
"[Door closes]",
"Dawson: Oh, boy.",
"[Scene: A Beach in LA. Jack Osborne and Audrey are walking along the beach, which has obviously had a party the night before.]",
"Audrey: So did we ever figure out whose party this was?",
"Jack: No. Some dude's,",
"Audrey: then I don't suppose we ever figured out what day it is. Come on! Give me a break!",
"Jack: So's your friend coming to pick us up or what? I really vote we take a cab.",
"Audrey: Yeah, and pay the guy with what? You know, you being famous doesn't make me any less broke",
"Jack: what? You're broke?",
"Audrey: Yes, jack, Audrey Liddell is broke. Is that so impossible to believe?",
"Jack: Wow. Someone must be paying too much for their drugs.",
"Audrey: You know, contrary to popular opinion, I'm not on drugs.",
"Jack: Yeah, right. You know, I hate to be judgmental like your weird college friends, but please don't rip my lungs out of my chest when you have some bad PCP.",
"Audrey: Shut up, will you? He's coming.",
"Jack: Who? Your friend?",
"Audrey: Dawson. Dawson leery. I'm sort of on thin ice with him at the moment, so if you can find it within yourself to shut up about drugs for, I don't know, say, the next half an hour",
"Jack: What? You'll make it worth my while?",
"Audrey: Don't I always?",
"Jack: So you're saying I can go through your underwear drawer unsupervised?",
"Audrey: No! That's gross! I'll sit on your lap the whole way home, ok?",
"Jack: All right. Cool.",
"Audrey: But one word about any sort of illegal substance, and you have blown it.",
"Jack: Hey, I have self-control.",
"Audrey: I'll believe that when I see it.",
"[Dawson comes waling over to them.]",
"Jack: I'm going to go wait in the car.",
"Dawson: Hey, Jack.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Audrey: You came.",
"Dawson: Yeah. You called, right?",
"Audrey: The fact that I recently destroyed your house with an automobile must have, uh, slipped my mind when I was dialing. I freaked out, ok?",
"Dawson: What, then or right now?",
"Audrey: Both, I guess.",
"Dawson: What are you even doing here, Audrey?",
"Audrey: Here in L.A. Or here at this weird party?",
"Dawson: Either one.",
"Audrey: I don't know. One minute, jack and I are, like, in a parking lot off sunset talking to these guys in a limo, and the next minute, we're here, and it's morning, and... [Sighs] Like I said, I just freaked, and... you were the only person that I knew would be in this area code and would definitely be awake at this hour.",
"Dawson: What about your parents.",
"Audrey: Please.",
"Dawson: Do they even know that school started back already?",
"Audrey: No. I wasn't ready to go back last week, so I lied a little bit. I didn't want to face the grand tribunal of judgment. I'm ready now, though. And I'm going to be good from now on, Dawson, I swear. Just... don't be mad. I mean, don't be any more mad than you already are.",
"Dawson: [Sighs] All right. Just... tell me you realize how stupid it is to get in a car full of strangers that you meet in a parking lot.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. IT is the next Day and Joey is back in the kitchen again calling Eddie and leaving a message on his phone for him]",
"Joey: Hey, it's me again. Um, look, I get that you're avoiding me. I do. Many days, no phone calls. What could be clearer? But, um... I'm scared now, because I don't understand why you wouldn't call me back. It's not like you, ok? And I guess I'm just scared that something may have happened to you, because--and even if something did happen to you, I wouldn't know about it, because, obviously, I'm not a very important person in your life. So... could you just... call me back? Uh... call me back as soon as possible. Bye.",
"[She hands up the phone and goes back into the bar and goes over to a booth where Jack and David are sitting and joins them.]",
"Jack: Mmm... any luck this time?",
"Joey: When have I ever been lucky with men?",
"David: He'll call you back, Joey. I know he will.",
"Joey: Uh, yeah, yeah.",
"David: There's usually a very logical explanation for this kind of thing.",
"Joey: Yeah, I guess. Hey, can you guys, um",
"Jack: Pay the bill that's been sitting here for, like, a century? Yeah.",
"Joey: You guys are welcome to stay as long as you want. It's just... I don't feel that great. I want to get home early.",
"Jack: Yeah, it's no problem. Here. Ahem. Keep the change.",
"Joey: Thanks. Thanks a lot.",
"Jack: Bye.",
"[Joey leaves them alone.]",
"David: Well, that was depressing. There's nothing sadder in the universe than watching somebody wait for a phone call that's obviously never going to come.",
"Jack: Oh, sure there is. There's orphans, sick orphans. Plus, we don't know if this guy's not gonna call.",
"David: Oh, please. We're guys, aren't we? How many people have you ruthlessly hooked up with and never called?",
"Jack: A few. Look, I went out a lot this summer, all right?",
"David: And?",
"Jack: And I didn't call a few of the guys back. Look, if a straight guy did it, it would be rakishly charming, you know? You meet someone, ok? You think you're going to like them",
"David: And then after closer examination, you don't.",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"David: But only after the closer examination part.",
"Jack: Basically. Are you going to give me some kind of lecture here, or what?",
"David: Do you want one?",
"Jack: Not particularly.",
"David: Fine.",
"Jack: Fine.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is coming out of the back room with her coat on and is putting on her gloves, when she notices Harley by the pool table talking to some older guys again.]",
"Joey: Ok. Let's go, Harley. You're outta here. Get your coat.",
"Harley: Excuse me?",
"Joey: Look, I really don't have the energy to go through all of this again today. In case you've forgotten, we've already played this scene 2 days ago.",
"Harley: Yeah, and then you ratted me out to my father, who grounded me for a month. So I figured the only way I could repay you would be to cut class again.",
"Joey: Right. You really think I'm going to leave you here with a possible date-rapist who thinks you're 18? I don't think so. I'm leaving. You're leaving. Let's go now.",
"[Scene: The Boston Aquarium. It is the next day, and Pacey and Emma have met again during lunch time.]",
"Pacey: I can't believe you talked me into staying for this yesterday. I mean, big fish eating little fish. What's the big deal? This is what you drag your butt down here for every day?",
"Emma: Well, if it was a big company eating a little company, you'd love it. And for the record, I don't come here every day.",
"Pacey: You don't?",
"Emma: Not normally, no. Usually just when I have a hangover.",
"Pacey: So, then what was this week? Some sort of special occasion?",
"Emma: Look. I've just been wondering what's it all for. I mean, if what you've told me over the last couple of days is true, then you've pretty much changed your entire life, and I'm not entirely sure why.",
"Pacey: How the hell should I know? Why does anybody change their life? Why do people dye their hair, for that matter?",
"Emma: To piss off my mum. Or to try to be somebody else?",
"Pacey: For me, it would be the latter.",
"Emma: And why do you want to be somebody else?",
"Pacey: Because that's a part of growing up. Let me tell you, Pacey at 15 was a bit of a schmuck-- bad haircut, bad Hawaiian shirts, broke all the time. Dumb enough to be chasing after things he knew he was never going to get, anyway.",
"Emma: Mostly women, I suppose.",
"Pacey: Mostly... though there were a few girls. And you are allowed to call them girls when they're 16.",
"Emma: Hmm. Not that you care what I think, but... I don't think he sounds that bad, this person you used to be. He actually sounds kind of nice.",
"Pacey: Yeah, well, maybe he was... occasionally.",
"Emma: Hmm, still could be. Quit the job. Get rid of that goatee. Grow back the terrible haircut.",
"Pacey: What if I told you I'd actually been thinking about that lately?",
"Emma: I'm not sure I'd believe you. Unless...",
"Pacey: Unless what?",
"Emma: Unless you showed up here again tomorrow, promptly, at 1:00, wearing some wretched Hawaiian t-shirt.",
"[Scene: The Help Line. Jen is talking on the phone while CJ is across the desk reading from a book.]",
"Jen: Look, you know that that's not true, right? I mean, just because a girl has a less than perfect relationship with her father, it doesn't mean that she won't be able to sustain a more meaningful relationship in-- hel--hello? Hello? She hung up on me. My first real non-hypothetical caller, and she hung up on me.",
"CJ: Somebody probably walked in the room. You know, a roommate or something. She got embarrassed and hung up.",
"Jen: No, you're just trying to make me feel better.",
"CJ: No, you were doing fine.",
"Jen: Why did this have to be boy trouble? Why couldn't it have been a nice eating disorder or a homesick freshman in need of a good old ego boost?",
"[Telephone rings]",
"CJ: You gonna answer that?",
"Jen: No.",
"CJ: She was talking to you. She's probably gonna wanna be talking to you again.",
"Jen: No, I--I don't wanna answer it. I'm just gonna mess it up again. Y-y-you do it.",
"CJ: Are you sure?",
"Jen: Yes. Just answer it.",
"[Jen just looks at it, and CJ finally answers the phone]",
"CJ: Help line. This is C.J. No, she had to step away for a second. Yeah, she's, uh-- she's a little high-strung. Oh, let's give her a break, though. It's her first day. Yeah, yeah. It is hard to talk when other people are in the room. All right, why don't you call me back in 10 minutes when they're gone? Yeah, I'll be here. All right. Promise me you'll call me back. Ok. Bye.",
"[He hangs up the phone and Jen is just staring at him.]",
"CJ: What?",
"Jen: Nothing.",
"[Scene: The Sidewalk outside Eddie's Apartment. Joey and Harley come walking up to the apartment complex door.]",
"Harley: Hello? Every third store we're passing sells liquor. Shouldn't this indicate to you that we're not in such a great part of town?",
"Joey: Yeah, well, you wanted to walk on the wild side, so since your dad is in class until 6:00... we're here.",
"Harley: Where are we, anyway?",
"Joey: Nowhere, ok? I just have to do something.",
"[The stop and the front door, and Joey presses the buzzer button. Harley looks at the buzzer and realizes where they are]",
"Harley: \"Eddie doling, 3-a\"? I thought you said you didn't know where he was.",
"Joey: I don't. I know where he lives. I just don't know where he is.",
"Harley: Well, perhaps you've heard of this invention: The telephone? It's a helpful stalking tool.",
"Joey: Yeah, I tried that already, Harley, thank you, but when a girl leaves a whole slew of unreturned voice mail messages for someone she thought was her boyfriend, and then",
"Harley: Boyfriend? Uh-oh. That means one thing. You slept with him, didn't you?",
"Joey: What did you just say?",
"Harley: I asked if you slept with the boy. You know, had s*x? Gone all the way?",
"Joey: I thought that's what you said.",
"Harley: Yeah, so, what's the problem?",
"Joey: Nothing. I guess I... I had forgotten what a sophisticated woman of the world you are. Harley, you're probably not even a virgin, probably lost it years ago to a trucker named bubba, right?",
"Harley: I don't get it.",
"Joey: You're not supposed to.",
"[Someone leaves, and Joey catches the door before is closes, and they enter the apartment building]",
"Joey: Look, go. I'm not in the mood for this.",
"Harley: So what? Just because I'm 15, I'm not even allowed to talk about s*x?",
"[Joey knocks on the door, and it slowly opens as if it wasn;t closed all the way]",
"Joey: No, you can talk about it, and then when you're 19, you can have the unadulterated joy of looking back and realizing what an idiot you sounded like.",
"Harley: Oh, right, because you're so smart now. You must know exactly what you're doing. That's why you came all this way to stalk someone who hasn't called you back since you decided to sleep with him.",
"[The go inside and the apartment is entirely empty, and joy just looks around at the empty apartment, shocked.]",
"Harley: What? What's the big deal? We're in the wrong apartment, right? Joey? I mean, this obviously isn't it, right? You got the numbers switched or something. Joey? What are you doing?",
"[Harley realizes that they are in the right apartment, and can see the tears beginning to well up in Joey's eyes.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Stock Brokerage. Pacey is working and talking on the phone, but he is not dressed up in his normal suit, but rather he is dressed up in a t-shirt and a horrible Hawaiian T-Shirt. Rich comes walking over to him carrying a large pile of papers. It is now Friday]",
"Rich: I must say, your idea of casual Friday leaves a little to be desired, Witter.",
"Pacey: Do you think we could discuss your fashion dos and don'ts some other time? Like, say, after lunch?",
"Rich: Lunch. Think again, my friend.",
"[Rich drops a large pile of paperwork on his desk.]",
"Pacey: What's all that?",
"Rich: Extra work... or, I'm sorry, did you think your little mini-vacation would have no consequences?",
"Pacey: I told you I was sick.",
"Rich: Yeah, well, I don't get sick myself, and you know what kills me about people who do?",
"Pacey: What's what?",
"Rich: How they never seem to realize that them being sick doesn't decrease the quantity of work around here. It just means someone else has to do it. Doesn't seem very fair to your colleagues, does it, now?",
"Pacey: I can tell you're all broken up about that, rich, but perhaps what you're really upset about is that they just don't open up as many new accounts as I do.",
"Rich: Getting a little unnecessarily cocky here, aren't we?",
"Pacey: Cocky, yes, unnecessary, no, because all of us here know that the amount of money you make is directly proportional to the amount of money we make.",
"Rich: Yeah, well, that may be true, but my attitude isn't the problem. Yours is, and I expect to see a change in it soon, very soon. Remember, maybe this will help.",
"[Rich stops a woman walking by, and grabs some envelopes from her and pulls one put and hands the rest back to her.]",
"Rich: Thanks. I love January, 'cause that's when this comes.",
"[He throws the envelope down on the desk in front of Pacey.]",
"Pacey: What, my paycheck? Thanks.",
"Rich: Not your paycheck, Witter, your w-2. I'm not exactly sure what's in there, but I'm guessing it's more than they pay fry cooks.",
"Pacey: Like you would have any idea.",
"Rich: Hey, anytime you want to quit and go back to the easy life, be my guest, but as long as you work here, the only lunches you're going to be going to are the ones you cater... in your mind. [Chuckles]",
"[He looks at the pile of paperwork and then to the clock and sighs. The scene cuts to the Aquarium and Emma is sitting there waiting for Pacey. She looks up at the crowd trying to keep an eye out for him. He eyes perk up when she sees a Hawaiian shirt in the crowd, but gets disappointed when she sees it is not Pacey. We cut to a little later and it is now 1:30 and Pacey hasn't shown up let. Emma is still looking all around for him, and finally gives up after a little longer, and leaves.]",
"[Scene: The Help Line. Jen and CJ and several others are sitting around doing absolutely nothing. There are no phone calls coming in, and you can see that Jen is confused by the lack of activity. Jen looks over at CJ who is reading a book.]",
"Jen: So this is what it's like when you're actually working, huh?",
"CJ: This is it.",
"Jen: I thought the phones would ring a little more.",
"CJ: Well, it doesn't really work like that. I mean, think about it. Think about how stubborn people are, how hard it is for them to ask for help or actually admit they're wrong about something.",
"Jen: Yeah, you're probably right. Listen, C.J.",
"CJ: It's almost 4:00. Caffeine fix?",
"Jen: You're asking me if I want coffee?",
"CJ: Yeah. I'm just gonna go out to the cart.",
"Jen: Oh, no, no. No, you're not leaving me here alone.",
"CJ: Yeah, I am.",
"Jen: No, you're not, because if you leave, then the phone'll most certainly ring, and it'll be someone on the other end who wants to talk to somebody and",
"CJ: Yeah. That's what you're here for.",
"Jen: Yeah, except you know what you're doing, and I don't, which is why you shouldn't go.",
"CJ: You know, a few days ago, you couldn't stand being in the same room with me, and now you don't want me to leave.",
"Jen: That was a week ago. Can't a person change in a week?",
"CJ: I don't know. Can she? Sure you don't want anything? No? Ok, I'll be right back.",
"[CJ leaves and Jen watches him go out to the coffee cart, and looks down at the book he was reading]",
"Jen: Kierkegaard.",
"[Telephone rings]",
"[Ring]",
"Jen: [Sighs]",
"[Ring]",
"Jen: Hello, help line. Well, um, if we' being completely honest, which I hope we are, I-I-I'm not entirely sure if I can help you, but, h-- but I-I'd like to try, so...",
"[Scene: The Health Clinic. David is waiting for Jack to come back from the nurse. He comes out, and is visibly happier.]",
"David: So, you gonna tell me, or what?",
"Jack: Nothing to tell.",
"David: Ha ha ha! Cool!",
"Jack: Let me, uh-- let me ask you something.",
"David: Yeah?",
"Jack: You know all that stuff that we talked about yesterday, did that fundamentally alter your opinion of me in any way?",
"David: Yeah, right. Like I couldn't tell from a mile away that you were gonna end up being way sluttier than me. What come on, jack. Give me a little credit. I mean, look at you. You're ridiculously good-looking. I mean, you're no viggo",
"Jack: Yeah, ok, that--that-- that's great. Let's go.",
"David: What, we're leaving?",
"Jack: Well, yeah. You don't honestly think I'm gonna stand here and have this conversation with you?",
"David: I'm sorry, but I sorta think",
"Jack: Hey, hey, hey, David...",
"David: yeah?",
"[Jack kisses him]",
"Jack: Shut up.",
"David: Yeah, I think I could do that.",
"[Scene: Professor Hetson's Class. Professor Hetson is lecturing again, but you can tell that Joey is not listing very intently to his lecture. Hetson goes over and sits on the table in front of Joey and continues to lecture.]",
"Hetson: One of Bartholomew's central tenets, of course, was his belief that only by jtaposing disjointed, quite often at times, absurd fragments of time could one truly replicate the emotional tenor of real life. Can someone give me an example?",
"[He looks down at Joey.]",
"Hetson: Joey? Ok, pick a story, any story. Wait, I'll pick one for you. Uh, the school. How about that? Ring any bells?",
"Joey: Uh, yes.",
"Hetson: What's it about?",
"Joey: It's about a teacher who's trying to explain something to his students.",
"Hetson: What's he trying to explain?",
"Joey: Death and loss.",
"Hetson: Why is he trying to explain it?",
"Joey: Because it keeps happening to them over and over again, like this endless cycle. First, the orange trees, then the herb garden, then the tropical fish. You know, it's absurd, really, because... one minute, they're there. The next minute... they're gone, and the thing that's true, the part of it that's true, the part of it that's real, is that no one ever does explain it to him because... no one can.",
"Hetson: That's great, Joey. Of course, you forgot all about the snakes and the puppies, but, oh, look, we're out of time for today. Monday, everyone, Saul bellow.",
"[The Class leaves and as Joey is about to finish packing her bag and leave, Hetson walks over to talk to her.]",
"Hetson: Got a second, Potter?",
"[He goes to hand her some money.]",
"Joey: What's this?",
"Hetson: This is 50 bucks. Ok, look, I know you're poor, but don't tell me you're so poor you've never seen 50 bucks before.",
"Joey: I don't get it.",
"Hetson: For taking care of Harley while I was teaching yesterday. She said that you helped her out with something, said she was having some kind of a crisis.",
"Joey: She was having a crisis?",
"Hetson: Yes, look, just take the money, will you? It'd be a whole lot easier for me than trying to be nice to you for the rest of the frickin' semester.",
"Joey: Wait a second. Why would you be nice to me? Why?",
"Hetson: Because as you pointed out the other day, this really isn't about me. Her mother's gone, and her father...",
"Joey: Is a gigantic scuzzbucket?",
"Hetson: Yes, he is, actually... most days, anyway, according to her. You, on the other hand, she seems to like.",
"Joey: Yeah, well, I'm very likable, but likable and poor.",
"Hetson: $50, 3 times a week.",
"Joey: 65, and I'll help the little angel with her homework, not that she'd want help from a \"D\" student.",
"Hetson: Deal.",
"Joey: Here.",
"Hetson: What's that?",
"Joey: 50 bucks. No charge for yesterday.",
"Hetson: Uh, look, don't do me any favors, Potter.",
"Joey: I'm not. You wouldn't understand, ok?",
"Hetson: Was it a girl thing or something?",
"Joey: No, it's a human-being thing.",
"[Scene: An LA Beach. Dawson comes walking down the beach and finds Todd standing there with a surf board and Todd is not surprised to see him.]",
"Todd: So you found me then, did ya?",
"Dawson: Called the surf report. There were only so many beaches you could possibly be at.",
"Todd: I can see I'm gonna have to get one of those little men in black dealies, deprogram you now that our long association is over. It's too dangerous, isn't it? Having that much information floatin' around out there, everybody just waiting to be used against ya?",
"Dawson: I came by to apologize.",
"Todd: For what? For stealin' me job? Look, after you told 'em no yesterday, like the bloody idiot that you are, they called me. They even apologized, as much as they're capable of.",
"Dawson: So what's next? We do reshoots here? We go back to Boston? What?",
"Todd: I'm sorry, mate. You misunderstood me. We're not doing anything. You are.",
"Dawson: Wait a minute. I've been through this before. I'm not gonna",
"Todd: Not gonna what? Not gonna benefit from being at the right place at the right time? That's all it is, you know. Doesn't mean you're actually going places or that you're more talented than I am, you know. I mean",
"Dawson: God, no. You're like... Barely functional, but you're... like my mentor.",
"Todd: What, not Steven bloody Spielberg?",
"Dawson: Well, he... hasn't been returning my phone calls.",
"Todd: Just don't make it any worse, ok? And listen, the absolute first thing you have to remember to do when you're on set is take a picture of Natasha's face at the exact moment that she's introduced to her new director... 'cause that's something I bloody well have to see. Come in.",
"[They walk along the beach together and camera fades to black]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 06x11 | Day Out of Days | destinyros2005 |
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"Joey follows Eddie to his family home where they face up to their true emotions and the obstacles they must overcome to be together. Back in Boston, Pacey is invited to an exclusive party where he receives a promotion and is recruited to be part of a special project but is tipped off that the project maybe not be ethical. Audrey returns from Los Angeles and is welcomed back into the band, but blows her chances by getting drunk just before taking the stage."
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"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Jen, Jack and Pacey are sitting at a table talking together, when Joey comes up and joins them carrying a bowl full of popcorn. They are all joking and laughing with one another.]",
"Jen: Yeah, yeah, and if I said-- if I said--if I said one word like that, the whole thing would be, like, aah!",
"[All laugh]",
"Jen: And another thing about bad bosses",
"[Audrey comes into the bar and looks around and sees them and sheepishly goes over to the table]",
"Joey: Oh.",
"Audrey: So... anyway, here's the thing. Um, I messed up, and I'm really sorry... you know, for my insane behavior the past couple of months, for any pain or worry I might have caused you guys, for... pushing you away when you were just trying to be my friends. So the thing is that after the whole Christmas debacle, you know, I went home to Los Angeles, and... this one night, this one horrible, horrible night, I found myself at this party in Malibu on this beach... full of strangers. And the sun was coming up, and... I was just drunk off my ass, and... I remember looking around and thinking, \"you know what? \"Maybe the problem isn't Joey... \"or Pacey or... \"Jen or C.J. \"Or jack or Dawson or anyone else. \"Just maybe... maybe it's me.\" I don't expect you to forgive me right away because I do realize how bad I've messed up, and... you know, I just... if you guys wanna call me sometime, you know, just to say hi, that would be really cool. Because I really love you guys, and I miss you, and I'm just really sorry.",
"[They all get up and stop her before she can leave]",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Jen: Audrey.",
"Pacey: Hey, come on. Come back here.",
"Joey: Audrey. Audrey.",
"Joey: Hey. We missed you.",
"Audrey: Yeah. I missed you, sweetie.",
"Jen: It's ok.",
"[They all take turns hugging Audrey]",
"Audrey: Oh, god! Ha!",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Emma is leaning on the pool table while staring at the new bartender, when Joey comes walking up from the back room. Joey sees Emma and decides to find out what she is doing.]",
"Joey: What are you doing?",
"Emma: I was just having a sexual fantasy about the new bartender. We were out in the alley, and we were doing it against the brick wall behind the garbage bins.",
"Joey: Interesting. 'Cause to me, it's totally the pool table.",
"Emma: Joey potter, I am shocked!",
"Joey: What? I am not above the occasional random sexual fantasy to help the otherwise glacially paced workday. Believe me. Don't let the prim exterior fool you. Underneath it all, I'm actually... less prim.",
"Emma: [Laughs] Oh, while we're on the subject of bartenders with lust-worthy asses, whatever happened to Eddie?",
"Joey: What do you mean? He got fired.",
"Emma: Well, I know that. But he never even came back to clear out his locker.",
"Joey: Well, why would you think that I would know where he was?",
"Emma: Well, weren't you two",
"Joey: Oh. Oh, we had a little fling. A barely significant fling. I mean, it was... nothing.",
"Emma: I guess I must have got it wrong.",
"Joey: Yeah. Me and Eddie, way over. It was over before it started.",
"Emma: Ok, well, good. Then I guess you wouldn't mind clearing out his locker. The boss has been asking me about it, and we really do need the space. I'd do it myself, but I was kinda hoping to cut out early for band practice.",
"Joey: Yeah, sure. That's no problem.",
"Emma: Good. Ok. Um, I guess you can pretty much just throw everything into the garbage. If there was anything of any worth, I'm sure he would have come back for it already.",
"Joey: Right.",
"Emma: You're a love. [She looks down at the bartender's ass as he walks by and winks at Joey] Oh. Have fun then, Joey.",
"[Scene: The Brokerage. Pacey is attending a meeting with the other brokers in the office. Rich is going over the tasks ahead of them.]",
"Rich: So continue watching to see if the merger takes. In the meantime, advise caution to your clients. Now one final note. I'd like to remind you to keep pushing Stepatech industries. It's about to shoot through the roof. When their new drug gets approved on Monday, anyone who holds the stock is going to be very, very rich. And I don't need to remind you that Stepatech itself is a client here, and we'd like to keep them happy, so keep giving it the hard sell. All right, let's go out there and make some money.",
"[Everyone leaves]",
"Rich: Witter, can I talk to you for one second? Please.",
"[Rich turns to Pacey before he can leave]",
"Rich: Here's the thing. I know we've had our problems in the past, but don't think that because of that I'd let your good work go unnoticed or unrewarded.",
"Pacey: Rich, please, the enormous commissions are reward enough for me.",
"Rich: Spoken like a true acolyte. So I have an extra reward in store for you. There's a big shindig tomorrow night at the home of Roger Stepavitch. Do you know who Roger Stepavitch is?",
"Pacey: Of course I do. He's the founder and CEO of Stepatech industries.",
"Rich: Very good. He asked me personally to bring my most promising seller to this particular shindig, which puts me in kind of a tough position because, well, it's you, Pacey. You're my best seller. Let's face it. You have some sort of natural gift for this stuff, a gift which unfortunately is matched only by your incredible ego and attitude. And I'm torn because on the one hand, I see flashes of greatness in you. And on the other hand, I see flashes of you freaking out on me in the middle of the French quarter down in New Orleans, or you suddenly pretending to get sick and blowing off work for a couple days for no apparent reason. So as you can see, I'm in a bit of a bind. I want to bring you to this party, Pacey. But first I need to know something. Can you be a team player?",
"Pacey: Wow, rich, I-- I mean, uh, heh. I don't know what to say here. I'm honored.",
"Rich: Yeah.",
"Pacey: I'm honored by the trust that you've placed in me, and I do know that we have had our differences in the past. But you should know that now I am 100% committed to this job and everything that it has to offer. And I fully realize what an enormous opportunity you're giving me here by taking me to this party, so",
"Rich: Witter, I don't need your life story. A simple yes or no would have sufficed.",
"Pacey: Right. Well, in that case, yes, absolutely. You can count on me 100%. I'm a team player.",
"Rich: Good. It's settled, then. You're coming to the party.",
"Pacey: I--I appreciate that. That's--this is fantastic.",
"[Scene: Outside Emma's Apartment. Audrey turns the corner of the hallway to Emma's apartment and sees a line of women lined up to her door. She makes her way around the women, and knocks on the door. Emma opens the door and is a shocked to see Audrey there.]",
"Emma: Sorry to keep you all waiting. I-- oh. Hello.",
"Audrey: Dude, what is up with all the Courtney Love wannabes? It's like an Audrey convention out there.",
"Emma: Um, yes, well, why don't you come on in and I'll explain about that.",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Hey. Ok, you guys, what's up? Why are you looking at me like somebody died?",
"Emma: I don't know how to say this. Um, those girls out there? They're out there because they're auditioning to be lead singer of this band.",
"Audrey: But we already have a lead singer, you guys.",
"Emma: Yes, we did have a lead singer. Unfortunately, she flaked out so terribly, she had to be replaced. You know, got drunk a lot, messed up on stage, and then disappeared to California without so much as a phone call, missing several band rehearsals, you know, the usual bit that gets lead singers kicked out of bands. But the thing is we have a gig tomorrow night, like, a real gig. Well, we're third on the bill, but we're opening up for a band that's opening up for a band that's really good. Like, amazing, actually, and... this could potentially be huge for us, and we can't afford to muck it up.",
"Audrey: What band?",
"Emma: Loud milk.",
"Audrey: Oh. I love that band.",
"Emma: Don't we all, and we're playing at the Bent Elbow.",
"Audrey: The place is, like, famous.",
"Emma: I know. It's all fairly monumental, which is why we needed a new lead singer, one with the talent minus the drama.",
"Audrey: Ok. I got it, but... the thing is... that you guys should know, is that there was this lead singer, you know, the one who flaked out terribly and messed up and deserved to get fired, but, you see, that lead singer--she's gone. Because she had this moment of clarity on a beach in Malibu, and she realized that all of the drinking and the partying and--and the general mayhem was costing her the things that were most important in her life like her friends and... this band. You guys, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry because this band is one of the few things that I care about in the whole stupid world! Ok, and--and you have got to admit that I may be part of the reason why you guys got that gig. And you know that none of those girls out there are gonna be half as good as me when I'm good! And I promise you that if you give me another chance, I will be better than good. I will be the best. Please. You guys, just gimme-- just gimme another chance, please?",
"[Emma looks at the other and members and they all nod their approval.]",
"Emma: Ok. But I swear, if you make me regret this, I will kill you.",
"Audrey: No, I won't, I won't, I won't!",
"[Audrey runs over and hugs Emma and they both fall onto the couch.]",
"Emma: Aaaah!",
"[Scene: Back room of Hell's Kitchen. Joey is cleaning out Eddie's locker. She throws away some papers, and a shirt that he has left in the locker. She reaches in and pulls out a large envelope that was addressed to Eddie at his parent's house, and opens and pulls out a letter and large document. She reads the letter, and it is a rejection letter from a publisher. She looks at the document and reads Greetings from Worchester Short Stories by Eddie Doling on the cover page. She decides not to throw this out.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Bent Elbow. Audrey and Emma's band are rehearsing in front of many of the other bands members, and everyone is getting into the music that they are playing. Audrey is singing Bad Times and is sounding rather good now that she is sober.]",
"[Rock music playing]",
"[They finish the song, and rap their rehearsal session.]",
"Emma: that actually sounded very good. All right. So, everyone meet back here at 8:15?",
"Audrey: Ok. Sure.",
"[Audrey walks into the back room and runs into a member of one of the other bands playing.]",
"Man: Hey.",
"Audrey: Hello.",
"Man: You girls rock.",
"Audrey: Oh. Well, thanks.",
"Man: So, um... uh, you like to have fun?",
"Audrey: I guess.",
"Man: Well, I'm with the, uh, the other opening band, Satan's Tampon? You ever hear of us?",
"Audrey: [Laughs] I can't say that I have.",
"Man: Right. Well, there's a-- there's a party happenin' later on the tour bus if you wanna come.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Joey and Harley are there sitting on her bed, and Joey is tutoring Harley in Geometry.]",
"Joey: Ok, Harley, all you have to do is follow the formula. It's simple. \"A\" squared plus \"b\" squared equals \"c\" squared.",
"Harley: [Scoffs] Forget it. I'm never gonna get it.",
"Joey: Yes, you will. You just follow the formula.",
"Harley: Screw the formula. The formula can lick my lily-white ass.",
"Joey: Nice. You kiss your father with that mouth?",
"Harley: Ew, gross. Why would I kiss my father?",
"Joey: You know what? Fine. Why don't we take a break? You want a soda?",
"Harley: I'd rather have a vodka.",
"Joey: Oh, sorry. We're out.",
"[Joey throws her a can of soda, and Harley is just staring at her.]",
"Joey: What?",
"Harley: Just wonderin' how you're holdin' up.",
"Joey: How I'm holding up?",
"Harley: Look, we could sit here all night and pretend that I don't know what I know about you and Eddie or you could actually realize that I might be a good confidante or shoulder to cry on. We could talk about it.",
"Joey: I appreciate the offer, but there's really nothing to talk about.",
"Harley: What do you mean there's nothing to talk about? The boy just disappeared with no explanation. He broke your heart. You're dying inside, wanting to know what happened to him.",
"Joey: Thanks for the recap.",
"Harley: Joey, listen, I may be a 15-year-old idiot, but... I'm also your friend, and I understand the situation with you and Eddie better than you're giving me credit for.",
"Joey: You're my friend?",
"Harley: Yeah. We're friends. Aren't we?",
"Joey: Yeah, I guess we are.",
"Harley: Cool. So, how's the search going? Any new leads?",
"Joey: What search? What, am I supposed to hire a private detective to find some guy I dated for 2 months who obviously never wants to see me again?",
"Harley: Well, how do you know he doesn't want to see you? Maybe he just got bonked on the head and now he has amnesia. Or maybe he got kidnapped by international jewel thieves. Point is, you have to be your own detective.",
"Joey: Well, now that you mention it, and I can't believe I'm telling you this, but... I sort of found a manuscript he wrote. It had a phone number and address on it in Worcester, which is where his parents live, and they probably know where he is",
"Harley: Well, what are you waiting for?",
"Joey: What, am I just supposed to call them up and ask?",
"Harley: Yes! Duh.",
"Joey: Don't you think it-- it seems a little desperate and pathetic?",
"Harley: It's romantic and heartfelt.",
"Joey: I guess it wouldn't hurt to call. I mean, at least I'd know where he was. You know, that he was alive.",
"Harley: Go. Call.",
"[Dialing]",
"Harley: What's going on?",
"Joey: Oh, it's all very exciting. The phone is actually ringing.",
"Harley: [Laughs] Shut up.",
"[Cut to a ringing Phone. Eddie Picks it up off he toolbox next to the car he is working on]",
"Eddie: Hello?",
"[Joey hangs up the phone, and Eddie looks confused for a sec, then goes back to work on the car.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The big Fancy Party. Rich and Pacey have just arrived at the party and have walked in to join the party. A man sees them and walks over to welcome them.]",
"Rich: Welcome to the big leagues, my friend. Please don't embarrass me.",
"Carl: Rich Rinaldi.",
"Rich: Hi.",
"Carl: Hey. How ya doing? It's good to see ya.",
"Rich: Good to see you.",
"Carl: So, congratulations on landing the account. Roger's over there singing your praises.",
"Rich: That's certainly appreciated, Carl. We do our best. This is, uh, Carl Rosen, VP in charge of marketing at Stepatech. Have you met Pacey Witter, one of our most promising young sellers? I have a feeling you're gonna be hearing a lot from him in the future.",
"Carl: Oh, pleasure to meet you, Mr. Witter.",
"Pacey: It's a pleasure to meet you, too, sir.",
"Carl: Well, gentlemen, keep up the good work. Enjoy yourselves.",
"Pacey: Thank you.",
"Rich: Thanks.",
"[Rich sees a woman at the other end of the room]",
"Rich: Ah. Excuse me. Uh, I see someone that I'm going need to pow-wow with. You gonna be ok on your own for a little while?",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"[Rich goes off, and Pacey goes over to the hors devour table and grabs a small one when a strange but very good looking lady comes quickly over to join him]",
"Lady: Ok. Save me.",
"Pacey: I'm sorry?",
"Lady: Ok, there's this 98-year-old man over there that will not stop grabbing my ass. So, you know, just until he stops lurking, just pretend that we're having some sort of a conversation.",
"Pacey: Ok. [Laughs] Hi.",
"Lady: That's it? That's it? That's all I get? \"Ok. Hi\"?",
"Pacey: Ok. Hi, I'm Pacey Witter.",
"Lady: Oh. Well, so, you're Pacey Witter.",
"Pacey: What, you've heard of me?",
"Lady: Let's just say that your reputation precedes you. Now, I've heard that you are quite the up-and-coming young talent, a real boy wonder.",
"Pacey: And just where did you hear that?",
"Lady: Let's just say that I make it my business to know these things.",
"Pacey: So, then, you work for Stepatech?",
"Lady: Nope.",
"Pacey: So...",
"Lady: it must be a real honor, rich picking you out of everybody to come here tonight?",
"Pacey: I see. You know rich. Well, whatever you do, do not believe a word that man says about me.",
"Lady: So, tell me something, Pacey. You're new at this, right?",
"Pacey: Mm-hmm.",
"Lady: Mm-hmm. Tough business. Lotta sharks.",
"Pacey: Ah, it's not so bad.",
"Lady: Why this? Smart kid like you, you could be in college. I mean, is it the money or",
"Pacey: No. No. Not really. Well, that's a lie. In the beginning it was definitely the money, and then after that, it was the thrill of the hunt, the adrenaline, and now I guess it's some combination of the both. And what about you? What do you do?",
"Lady: Ooh. I guess he's gone.",
"Pacey: Wait, that's it? You're just gonna leave?",
"Lady: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: But I don't even know your name.",
"Lady: Well, you're gonna have to try a little harder than that. I'll see ya later, Pacey.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is sitting at the end of the bar, reading the short stories of Eddie's. Hetson comes rushing into the bar and immediately goes over to Joey.]",
"Hetson: Where is she?",
"Joey: Who?",
"Hetson: Who? Who, she says. You know damn well who!",
"Joey: Harley?",
"Hetson: Harley, get your butt out here this instant!",
"Joey: Harley isn't here.",
"Hetson: You don't have to cover for her, Joey. The school called. She cut class again. Fourth time this month. Harley? Come on, I know you're hiding. Don't be afraid, just get your ass out here so that I can kick it into oblivion.",
"Joey: You know, I hate to interrupt your extremely effective parenting techniques, but I'm afraid she's really not here.",
"Hetson: Well, where do you think she went? I mean, she--she's probably ok, right? I mean, I mean you--you think she's ok, don't you?",
"Joey: Where is this coming from?",
"Hetson: Look, Joey, I--I admit that I haven't been the most present parent to this point, but sometime-- I don't know, one minute it was all barney and Elmo, and now, well, I'm kinda startin' to realize that my little muffin might just be a juvenile delinquent.",
"Joey: All right. Calm down. She's not a juvenile delinquent. I mean, yeah, she talks a good game, and she may skip school occasionally, but... it's all just a front. Trust me.",
"Hetson: Still doesn't change the fact that she's missing. My little girl is missing.",
"[Harley comes walking up to join them]",
"Harley: Hey, daddy.",
"Hetson: Harley. Where have you been, young lady?",
"Harley: I just had an errand to run... in Worcester.",
"[Eddie comes walking up behind Harley]",
"Eddie: Hey.",
"[Scene: Band's Tour Bus. There are a lot of people in the bus partying, and Audrey is sitting on one of the couches a little out of place.]",
"[Rock music playing]",
"Man: Big gig, huh?",
"Audrey: Yeah.",
"Man: You nervous?",
"Audrey: No. That's a lie. Yeah, actually, tremendously. I don't think I've ever done this sober before.",
"Man: Well, in that case",
"[She looks at the bottle, and nods her head no.]",
"Audrey: I quit.",
"Man: Quit?",
"Audrey: I'm re-assessing my life or something.",
"Man: Bummer.",
"Audrey: Yeah.",
"Man2: Yeah, whatever happened to that girl in Philly?",
"[She finally gives in, and decides to have a drink.]",
"Audrey: You know what? Actually, can I just... have a sip?",
"Man2: Yeah. Sure.",
"Audrey: Thanks.",
"[One of the guys holds out his hand with 3 pills on it.]",
"Man: Want one of these?",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"[She takes one and chugs it down with the bottle of alcohol still in her hand.]",
"Audrey: Ugh. There you go.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is trying to keep herself busy working while trying to ignore Eddie, but he is following her all around the bar. ]",
"Eddie: So do you think maybe you could stop ignoring me so we could go somewhere and talk?",
"Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I ignoring you?",
"[Hetson comes walking up to the bar, and stops in front of Joey carrying 2 empty glasses and finishing off a buffalo wing in his hand.]",
"Hetson: My compliments to the chef on the deep-fried buffalo wings. They're excellent tonight.",
"Joey: Shouldn't you be home punishing her?",
"Hetson: I am punishing her. I'm making her sit and have a meal with her father. By the way, we're outta root beer.",
"Joey: Ask the bartender.",
"Hetson: Hey. Thank you for driving her back, but do me a favor. The next time my daughter comes to visit you in the gutter, shut the door, slither off, and stay the hell away from her.",
"[He turns from Eddie and Joey and goes off in search of the bartender.]",
"Eddie: So, that's it? You're just not gonna talk to me?",
"Joey: If you have something to say, go ahead.",
"Eddie: Fine. Look, Joey, I'm--I'm here because I know, and I wanna help you deal with this. I mean, it's my problem, too.",
"Joey: What?",
"Eddie: Look, Harley told me. Ok? I know.",
"Joey: Know what?",
"Eddie: About... about the whole, you know, the whole pregnancy thing.",
"Joey: Oh. You mean the whole fake pregnancy thing she made up in order to lure you here under false pretenses. That whole pregnancy thing.",
"Eddie: So, whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're not-- you mean you're-- you're not pregnant?",
"Joey: No.",
"Eddie: Oh, thank god.",
"Joey: Even if I was, I certainly wouldn't tell Harley.",
"[Joey moves a tray that was sitting on the short stories she was reading earlier.]",
"Eddie: Hey, is this my, uh-- where did you get this?",
"Joey: Just one of the many non-valuables you left behind for someone else to clean up.",
"Eddie: Oh, I see. So I leave you behind, therefore you send your little minion to come after me and trick me back?",
"Joey: But perhaps if you didn't wanna be found, Eddie, maybe you should've covered your tracks a little better.",
"Eddie: Did you-- did you call my house and hang up yesterday?",
"Joey: No.",
"Eddie: Wow, you know, I mean, it makes sense. I mean, you're obviously pissed off by the way things ended between us.",
"Joey: Oh, you see, you know what? That's where you're wrong because things actually really never ended between us, Eddie. You just up and moved to Worcester for no apparent reason without even informing me, which to me, if you ask me, that's not really an ending, now, is it? I don't care. I mean, now that I know you're alive, the mystery's solved. You can go.",
"Eddie: Joey, I left, but did you ever stop to think that maybe I did that for you?",
"Joey: Are you dying, Eddie?",
"Eddie: No.",
"Joey: Were you protecting, uh, government secrets? Were you kidnapped by international jewel thieves? Is that it? Because otherwise, the only person you did that for was yourself. It was a nice, easy out. I get it. You know what, you got it. You're out.",
"Eddie: Do you think it was that easy? It was the hardest thing I've ever done.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Eddie: You know what? Forget it, ok? It doesn't matter. I'm just gonna go.",
"Joey: Fine.",
"Eddie: Fine.",
"Joey: Fine!",
"[Eddie turns and leaves, and Joey grabs her coat and goes outside after him]",
"Joey: So, why, Eddie?",
"Eddie: Why? Because, ok?",
"Joey: Because?",
"Eddie: Because. Because I couldn't even face you. Ok? Because I was ashamed.",
"Joey: Ashamed? Ashamed of what?",
"Eddie: Ashamed of what? Joey, I couldn't even find a job. I couldn't pay rent. They turned my electricity off. I had cockroaches crawling on my arm.",
"Joey: But why would you think that would make a difference to me, Eddie? I mean, I'm poor, too, remember? I'm just like you.",
"Eddie: No, ok? You are not just like me, 'cause you actually have a future. You actually have a life ahead of you.",
"Joey: So do you.",
"Eddie: No! No, don't you see? I mean, that's why I punched Hetson that time, because he was right, and I knew he was right. I mean, why is it that you're the only one who can't see it? Joey, I'm nothing. I'm just a guy with no job, no money in the bank, no prospects, no education, no talents, nothing. Hell, I even got the rejection letter to prove it.",
"Joey: They said you have promise.",
"Eddie: Well, they say that to everyone they reject.",
"Joey: Yeah, but in your case, it's true.",
"Eddie: Look, I appreciate the pep talk and all, I do. But let's face facts. I mean, you and I, we're headed for 2 very different futures. And the truth is, Joey, is... you deserve to be with the best guy in the room, not the one who picks up his trash or buses his table. You're gonna have whatever you want in this life, Joey.",
"Joey: I wanted you.",
"Eddie: No. No, you wanted that guy you met in English class. And I'm not him. I gotta go.",
"[Scene: The Bent Elbow. Emma's Band is up on stage starting up, when Audrey comes stumbling up to the stage and slams down a shot of alcohol before grabbing the mic and begins singing, much poorer than before.]",
"[Audience applauding]",
"Audrey: What is up, bent elbow?!",
"[Begins singing Love Is All Around ]",
"[Scene: The Fancy Party. Pacey is standing with 2 other guys at the party and listening to them rant on.]",
"Man: Well, I got in on the ground floor. Sort of had an instinct about it.",
"Man2: Instinct or luck?",
"Man: I don't believe in luck when it comes to money.",
"Man2: The lucky ones never do.",
"[Pacey looks over and sees the lady he was talking to earlier talking with some other guys, when Rich comes up and gets his attention.]",
"Rich: Come on, we have some business to attend to.",
"Pacey: Do you know her?",
"Rich: Who?",
"Pacey: Her.",
"Rich: Uh, well, from the back of her head, I'd say I have absolutely no idea. Now, perhaps, you'd like to join me in the private office of Roger Stepavitch so we can discuss ways you and I can get closer to becoming millionaires.",
"Pacey: I can do that.",
"Rich: Good.",
"[Scene: The Private Office of Roger Stepavitch. Rich and Pacey take a seat at the couch opposite of Roger, as he sits down in a large leather chair to talk business.]",
"Roger: So, Pacey, rich tells me you have quite a raw talent.",
"Pacey: Well, everything I learned, I learned from Rich.",
"Roger: Well, I appreciate all your hard work. You've helped sell a lot of Stepatech stock for us.",
"Pacey: Only because I believe in your company, sir.",
"Roger: Tell me, Pacey, were you surprised when rich told you that we decided you should take on a more prominent role in the handling of the Stepatech corporate account?",
"Rich: Actually, roger, I hadn't mentioned it to him yet.",
"Roger: Oh.",
"Pacey: And I'm really sorry, gentlemen, but I don't think I follow. What do you mean, a more prominent role?",
"Rich: Uh, it's like a promotion, Pacey. Your title will stay the same, but you will be getting a substantial raise. And from now on, your name will be on all transactions that we handle for Stepatech corporate.",
"Pacey: That's-- that's fantastic. But honestly, do you think I'm ready for something like that? I mean, I just finished those series 7s, and I'm a little green, but other than that, you know, if you think I can do it",
"Roger: Uh, I thought that you said that, um",
"Rich: Actually, I'm a little surprised by your attitude, Pacey.",
"Pacey: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I think I mis-spoke. It's just such a fantastic opportunity for a man as young as myself. It caught me a little flat-footed. But let it never be said that Pacey J. Witter is not all about stepping into the future, which, if I'm correct, is actually the slogan for your fine company.",
"Rich: That'll do.",
"Roger: Excellent. Well, welcome aboard, young man. I predict great things for you in the future.",
"Pacey: Well, thank you, sir. And I hope I can live up to your expectations.",
"Roger: I have no doubt that you will.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is cleaning up the table that Harley is sitting at.]",
"Harley: You're mad at me, aren't you?",
"Joey: No.",
"Harley: Yes, you are. I know I messed up. I'm sorry. You were so sad, I just thought I could help.",
"Joey: I know, Harley. It's just that in the future, maybe you could obtain express written consent before you go off willy-nilly telling boys that I'm pregnant. Or on second thought, maybe you could just not do it at all, ok?",
"Harley: I won't. Promise.",
"Joey: Thanks.",
"Harley: So what happened?",
"Joey: He's gone. He just left, and he's given up, and the thing that sucks about it is I read those stories, and they're actually really good, and he's never gonna do anything with them. He's probably just gonna rot away in Worcester for the rest of his life and there's nothing that I can do.",
"Harley: Look.",
"[She points over to her father who is standing at the bar, paying the bill.]",
"Joey: What?",
"Harley: Hello?",
"Joey: No.",
"Harley: Why not?",
"Joey: Because I'm... I'm not asking your dad to read his stories. I mean, he'd never help him, and even if he wanted to, Eddie would never let him.",
"Harley: It's worth a try, isn't it? I mean, if my dad hates them, Eddie never has to know, and if he loves them, maybe he can help him. It's better than him rotting away in Worcester forever.",
"[She goes over to Hetson with the stories, that she has grabbed from behind the bar.]",
"Joey: Professor Hetson, um... I was wondering if you could maybe read these short stories and tell me what you think.",
"Hetson: You are aware that I'm honest to a point some have called brutal?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Hetson: And that I've crushed more than one would-be Sylvia Plath's literary ambitions into oblivion? You're still willing to take that chance with yours?",
"Joey: They're not really my ambitions.",
"[He looks at the Short stories and sees Eddie's Name.]",
"Hetson: No.",
"Joey: Come on. You just have to read them. I mean, they're really good. They're amazing, actually.",
"Hetson: I don't care.",
"Joey: You're his last chance, professor Hetson. I know that you have connections. If you could just give him some encouragement, at least?",
"Hetson: Look, miss potter, let's get something clear. Not only is your Mr. Doling not a registered student at Worthington, not only did he try to defraud our hallowed university, ok, not only did he kidnap my one and only-",
"Joey: He didn't kidnap her. He gave her a ride home.",
"Hetson: Potato, po-tah-to. The thing is, Joey, I could forgive all that if it were not for one fatal mistake. He punched me in the face. I mean, there could have been scarring, broken bones. We're talking serious disfigurement of one of my most cherished assets, and that is not cool in my book. Come on, Harley. We gotta go.",
"[Hetson turns to leave, and Harley grabs her coat and the stories out of Joey's hands]",
"Harley: Don't worry. I'll work on him.",
"Joey: Don't forget your bag.",
"Harley: Shh.",
"[Scene: Bent Elbow. Audrey is still singing with the band, but is actually getting worse. She is having trouble with the lines of the song, and stumbling around on the stage while singing. The band just look at one another shaking the heads, but continue playing.]",
"[Audrey singing Bad Times and Love Is All Around mixed together]",
"[She jumps into the crowd, and does some crowd surfing. The drugs are getting to her and things are starting to get out of focus. The put her back on the stage and she grabs the mic she dropped]",
"Audrey: aah, whoa! I want to be the lizard king!",
"[She passes out on the stage]",
"Man: Boo!",
"[Audience booing]",
"Woman: She sucks!",
"[Audience booing]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Back stage of the Bent Elbow. Audrey is sitting on a chair leaning against the walk to keep from falling over. Emma comes walking up and hands her a bottle of water.]",
"Emma: Feel better?",
"Audrey: Yeah.",
"Emma: Good. You're out of the band.",
"Audrey: No. Emma, you can't kick me out. You can't. I can do better because I had this moment of clarity on a beach in Malibu and I know that I need to be better, and I can",
"Emma: Don't want to hear it, Audrey. You're out. I'll call you a cab. Go home and sleep it off.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is cleaning up the bar, when Hetson comes storming in and walks over to her.]",
"Hetson: Yes, yes, I am back. Can you believe it? Harley \"forgot\" her backpack.",
"Joey: Oh, yeah, um, I'll get it for you. It's right behind the bar.",
"Hetson: So your little plan worked. Harley annoyed me into reading a couple of Mr. Doling's stories.",
"[He hands her the stories]",
"Joey: Really?",
"Hetson: Yes. And while I found them to be overall perhaps maybe a little overwrought and derivative, they do show at their core a writer with potential.",
"Joey: Really? You think he has potential?",
"Hetson: Don't make me say it again.",
"Joey: Well, I mean, is there something-- there's gotta be something you can do to help him. I mean, maybe you can show his stories to a publisher.",
"Hetson: He's not ready for that.",
"Joey: Well, maybe you could pull some strings at Worthington.",
"Hetson: No.",
"Joey: Come on, there's gotta be something you can do, anything.",
"Hetson: All right. There is someone I know who teaches at the California writer's workshop.",
"Joey: Are you serious? Do you think you can get him in?",
"Hetson: I think Eddie could get Eddie in with my recommendation.",
"Joey: Well, isn't that place kind of, like, prestigious?",
"Hetson: Kinda, like, uh-huh.",
"Joey: Well, he doesn't even have an undergrad degree.",
"Hetson: Yeah, no, I know. I still think he's got a shot. Let me know what he says.",
"Joey: Oh, yeah, well, you know what, actually, professor Hetson, I think he'd rather hear it from you.",
"Hetson: Joey, the kid punched me. I'll try and get him into this program, but I kinda think that that's enough.",
"Joey: Yeah, but, see, professor Hetson, the thing is, he's kind of... given up, and I don't think he'd listen to me. I really... we're not on the best of terms.",
"Hetson: It's a fascinating saga. Tell you what. It's up to you. You want to try and convince him, tell him I'll write a recommendation, but either way, it's up to you. The ball's in your court, kid. Look, I'm off. I've got Harley chained to a radiator.",
"[Joey looks at him in shock.]",
"Hetson: Kidding, Joey. Get a sense of humor.",
"[Scene: The fancy party. Pacey is getting ready to leave, and is waiting for the valet to bring his car around when the mystery lady from earlier comes walking up from behind him]",
"Lady: So, I guess this is good night.",
"Pacey: You know, I'm never going to be able to call you if you don't tell me your name.",
"Lady: That was a big night for you in there, huh?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I guess it was.",
"Lady: Yeah. So, um, I saw you and rich going into Roger's private office.",
"Pacey: I'm sorry?",
"Lady: Let me guess. You're moving up in the world, maybe he offered you a promotion? A big raise?",
"Pacey: Are you a reporter?",
"Lady: Look, I just think maybe you should ask yourself why this has all been so easy... or if it's just a little too good to be true. Good luck, Pacey.",
"[She gets into the car that the valet has brought around and leaves.]",
"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's Dorm Room. Audrey comes in and throws her coat on the floor and sits on her bed. After a minute or so she gets up and goes over to her dresser and grabs a bottle of alcohol out of her drawer and chugs a significant part of the bottle. After chugging the alcohol she looks at the bottle and then goes into the bathroom and pours out the rest of it into the sink. She goes to put the empty bottle onto the counter but it falls to the floor and smashes. Audrey goes back to her bed and collapses onto it.]",
"[Scene: Outside Eddie's Parents' house. She stops at the walk outside the house and looks from the stories she is carrying to the front door.]",
"Joey: [Gasps]",
"[She goes up and knocks on the door]",
"Eddie: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Eddie: What are you doing here?",
"Joey: I thought that you should have this. It doesn't belong in the garbage.",
"[She hands him the stories, and he comes outside and closes the door.]",
"Eddie: Thanks.",
"Joey: Sure. I gave it to Hetson, and, uh, he said he could maybe get you into the California writer's workshop.",
"Eddie: You, uh, gave this to Hetson?",
"Joey: Yeah, that's right.",
"Eddie: What's the point, Joey? I mean, they're not gonna let me in. Even if they did, I can't afford that place.",
"Joey: Maybe there's a scholarship, ok? Or financial aid. The point is to at least try. I mean, this is a shot, Eddie, a real shot. I suggest you take it. Ok, you know what, if you want to be a coward about our relationship and run out on me, that's fine, but don't be a coward about this. I mean, this is your life. Don't give up so easily. I guess I should go.",
"[She turns to leave, but stops and turns back]",
"Joey: You know what? Actually, I'm not gonna go because that's just what you want me to do. Look, a long time ago, you told me that you wanted to be one of those people that took chances, who really lived life, but I guess that was a line, huh? Because as far as I can see, you're just afraid of me, of yourself, of actually living your life.",
"Eddie: You're right.",
"Joey: So now what? What are you gonna do about it? Are you just gonna sit here and rot away in Worcester?",
"Eddie: No.",
"[He kisses her, but she pushes him away.]",
"Joey: Wrong answer.",
"Eddie: I'm just doing what you told me to do.",
"Joey: That's not what I meant. [Sighs] It's too late for that, Eddie. I... I gotta go.",
"Eddie: Wait, Joey, wait. [Sighs] I love you. Please, Joey, don't--don't go. I don't want it to be too late.",
"Joey: I love you, too. Bye.",
"[Scene: Joey's dorm room. Joey comes into the dorm room, and sees Audrey passes out in bed, and she takes off her scarf. She sees Audrey's coat on the floor, bends down to pick it up, and looks into the bathroom and sees the smashed bottle of alcohol on the floor and turns quickly and runs over and tries to shake Audrey awake.]",
"Joey: Audrey. Audrey. Audrey, wake up. Audrey! Audrey.",
"[Audrey doesn't wake up and she quickly runs over and picks up the phone and dials 911.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x12 | All The Right Moves | destinyros2005 |
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"In Los Angeles, while directing re-shoots on \"Wicked Dead\", Dawson finds his authority questioned by Heather Tracey and the other producers when Natasha refuses to do a nude scene. As a result, Dawson adopts an aggressive take-no-prisoners attitude, similar to the one that Todd has, to take control of the situation. In Boston, Joey is unable to say good-bye to Eddie who is moving to California to register at a college when she convinces him to help her take Audrey to a rehab clinic in Los Angeles, and the three of them, plus a guy Audrey picks up, drive cross country where the four constantly quarrel with each other. Jen spends her time consoling a dumped Grams, and Jen and C.J. set a lonely Grams up with C.J.'s Uncle Bill, who turns out to be quite randy."
]
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"[Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Joey is packing a bag, while Audrey is trying to do anything she can to slow her down.]",
"Audrey: I don't want to go to rehab.",
"Joey: Too bad, sister. You're going.",
"Audrey: Joey, I gotta tell you something. I read the brochures, and it doesn't look like a whole lot of fun.",
"Joey: Audrey, do you remember how I found you unconscious the other night?",
"Audrey: Duh. I was unconscious.",
"Joey: You remember how the doctor said you could've died?",
"Audrey: Don't you think he was being just a tad dramatic? I mean, I am sure that I'm not the first college student to suffer a mild case of alcohol poisoning, and I'm reasonably certain that I'm not gonna be the last.",
"Joey: Audrey. You have a problem. A big problem. You need help. You need to be around people who love and care about you.",
"Audrey: Right. And those people would be?",
"Joey: Your parents?",
"Audrey: [Snickers] Yeah. And thanks for calling 'em, by the way, because that was a fun conversation.",
"Joey: My pleasure. Hey, do you want this?",
"[Joey holds up a sweater.]",
"Audrey: Mmm...no. That doesn't accentuate the rack enough.",
"Joey: Audrey, you're going to rehab. I think you might want to focus more on getting better and less on getting laid.",
"Audrey: Well, I don't see why a girl can't do both. I mean, what if Ben Affleck is there? He is the sexiest man alive, you know. Ooh, that reminds me. Did you pack my Jane magazines? I missed, like, 5 issues while I was out wasted and whatnot.",
"Joey: Yeah. They're in here along with the stack of In Style and a tape full of Trading Spaces that I made for you.",
"Audrey: Joey potter... you are a dream. And don't you forget it.",
"Joey: I won't.",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Joey: Hello. Oh. Um, yeah. She'll be right down. Thank you.",
"[Joey hangs up the phone and turns to Audrey]",
"Joey: Well, your cab's here.",
"Audrey: Joy.",
"Joey: Gimme a big hug. Get better soon. Ok?",
"Audrey: Yeah, yeah, yeah.",
"Joey: You can do this.",
"Audrey: Blah, blah, blah. [Sighs] Can I have a drink at the airport?",
"Joey: No.",
"Audrey: Just a little one?",
"Joey: Sorry.",
"Audrey: Bitch!",
"Joey: And if you do have s*x with Ben Affleck, call me. I want to hear how it is.",
"Audrey: Oh, well, you will get one. Ok. I shall return. And when I do, I will be clean, sober, and a hell of a lot more boring.",
"Joey: I can't wait.",
"Audrey: Seriously, Joey... just thank you for... for everything-- for not giving up on me and all that. I kinda love you for it.",
"Joey: You're a royal pain, and I love you, too. Ok. You can do this. [Deep sigh] Fly safe.",
"Audrey: Ok.",
"[They hug and Audrey grabs her bag and leaves. When she is out in the hall she stops by a corner in the hallway and leans against it]",
"Audrey: [Sighs]",
"[Opening credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey is late for something, and her printer is not printing at a speed that she feels is good enough, and is quickly getting impatient with it. She is in her coat and has her bag in her arms and is ready to go but the printer is holding her up.]",
"Joey: Come on, come on.",
"[Te document finishes printing and she quickly grabs it and shoves it into her bag. ]",
"Joey: Ok.",
"[she opens the door to leave and sees Eddie standing outside the door.]",
"Eddie: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Eddie: How you been?",
"Joey: What do you want, Eddie?",
"Eddie: I won't keep you. I... I just wanted to say good-bye.",
"Joey: Really. 'Cause that's not really your style, is it? To what do I owe the honor?",
"Eddie: [Chuckling] Man, the thing that always gets me about you, Joey, is that you're 10 times sexier when you're angry. And you seem to be angry at me a lot. Lucky me, I guess.",
"Joey: Yeah. Well, it's nice seeing you. Keep in touch.",
"Eddie: Wait. I've been thinking a lot about what you said that night. About taking chances, you know? About...not givin' up on myself. You were right about everything, Joey. I was afraid.",
"Joey: You're...tellin' me this why, exactly?",
"Eddie: I'm...goin' to California. Yeah. My sister lives out there. I'm gonna crash with her and her family. I've got an appointment with that school.",
"Joey: That's great.",
"Eddie: Yeah. And believe it or not, Hetson actually wrote me a recommendation. It looks like there might be some kind of scholarship for me. I mean, I don't know if anything will ever come of it, you know, but... I'm just gonna go for it, you know? Give it a shot.",
"Joey: Good for you.",
"Eddie: Yeah. Good for me.",
"Joey: So...when are you leaving?",
"Eddie: Tonight. Car's all packed. You know. Just me and the open road. Um... I'll let you get to class. You know, I just... I just wanted to say thank you... for everything. I owe you big time, Joey Potter.",
"Joey: Good luck out there.",
"Eddie: Yeah. Listen... I know you hate my guts... but you think a hug would be out of the question?",
"Joey: [Sighs softly]",
"[they hug. And they are both enjoying it without letting the other one know. Then Eddie kisses Joey and the phone rings in her room]",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Joey: Excuse me. Hello? Oh, hi, Mrs. Liddell. What?! Where is she, then? Ok, uh...let me check, and I'll call you back.",
"Eddie: What is it? What's wrong?",
"Joey: Remember how you said you owed me big time?",
"Eddie: Yeah.",
"Joey: I may be collecting a lot sooner than I thought.",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson is attempting to shoot the re-shots of the movie. They are shooting a scene with Natasha in it, and she comes running around the front of a car, while a guy playing her boyfriend is chasing her and tickling her.]",
"Natasha: No tickling! I told you... no means no! Ha ha ha ha!",
"Dawson: And cut! Awesome. Check the gate. We're movin' on.",
"Frank: Moving on to what, exactly?",
"Dawson: Next scene.",
"Frank: I see. So I guess you weren't planning on getting any coverage here.",
"Dawson: Um, I'm sorry. I said--I got excited. Not the next scene. I meant next shot.",
"Frank: Which is?",
"Dawson: I'm thinking dueling overs.",
"Frank: [Chuckling] How interesting. 'Cause I'm thinking... that's not gonna work. It's impossible to light dueling overs. What else you got?",
"Dawson: Ok. W-what would you suggest?",
"Frank: I don't know. A couple years of film school, maybe. That chair doesn't make you a director, kid.",
"[Frank laughs and then walks off, and several other cast members are giggling as well. Natasha comes walking up to Dawson as he stands there shaking his head.]",
"Natasha: Can I ask you something?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"Natasha: This scene...",
"Dawson: Yeah?",
"Natasha: Why does it suck so much?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] You don't like it?",
"Natasha: I hate it. Who wrote this crap?",
"Dawson: I did.",
"Natasha: Ooh. Well...could you maybe find a way to say some of this smarter?",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Dawson: Um...hold that thought.",
"[Dawson answers his cell phone]",
"Dawson: Hello. Mom.",
"[Chuckles]",
"Dawson: Hey. Yeah. You know, can I call you back? This is really not a good time. I've--uh, yeah. I've--I'm eating fine. Ok. Yeah. Bye.",
"[He hangs up and sees Natasha giggling at him]",
"Natasha: How mommy doing?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] She's great. Now, where were we? We were talkin' about how much I sucked. Right?",
"Natasha: Right. So these pages, in addition to their general suckage, seem to imply that Claire needs to get naked.",
"Dawson: Yeah. The studio wanted a little bit of gratuitous T&A. But don't worry. I plan to shoot it very tastefully.",
"Natasha: Oh. Good to know, Dawson. But I'm not getting naked.",
"Dawson: What do you mean?",
"Natasha: I don't do nudity.",
"Dawson: But",
"Natasha: No buts about it. I'm not gettin' naked. No means no. You know?",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: Outside the Lindley's House. Grams gets out of the car parked out front, and slams the door.]",
"Grams: Well, I never!",
"[Jen comes walking up and sees Grams upset.]",
"Jen: Whoa. Grams? Hey. Hey, hey. What's wrong? What is it?",
"Grams: I think Clifton Smalls and I have just broken up.",
"Jen: No! I thought you two were terminally smitten. What...what happened?",
"Grams: He wanted me",
"Jen: What?!",
"Grams: To...",
"Jen: Is this about s*x? Did he want you to do something",
"Grams: no, no, no. Everything's fine in that area. [Takes deep breath] A-any reference to Mr. Smalls' surname is a--a misnomer, so let's leave it at that.",
"Jen: Oh!",
"Grams: He wanted me to convert",
"Jen: What? To convert what?",
"Grams: To Judaism.",
"Jen: Clifton Smalls is Jewish?",
"Grams: He most certainly is. Jennifer, I can't do that. I can't turn my back on my faith.",
"Jen: Big baby Jesus would have a fit. I'm sorry. Blasphemy, whatnot. Come on! You deserve so much better than that. Clifton smalls is a freak.",
"Grams: Well, that's just it, Jennifer. Clifton Smalls is not a freak. Clifton smalls... is a wonderful man.",
"[Scene: Some Apartment Building. Joey and Eddie come walking up to door #34 and begin knocking on the door.]",
"[Knocking]",
"Joey: Audrey, open up. I know you're in there. Audrey",
"[Some guy opens the door and a huge puff of smoke comes out into the halls.]",
"Bob: Where's the food?",
"[Coughs] Who are you?",
"Bob: I'm Bob.",
"Joey: Audrey Audrey! Where the hell's Audrey?",
"Bob: Oh, is that the blonde girl?",
"Joey: Audrey You spent the night with my friend, and you don't even know her name?",
"Bob: Well, we didn't really do much talkin', if you know what I mean. We porked.",
"Joey: Audrey Where is she?!",
"Bob: She's in the crapper. She went in there a while ago.",
"[Joey goes over to the door of the bathroom and opens it and Eddie comes with her. She sees Audrey lying motionless in the bathtub]",
"Joey: Aah!",
"[Audrey wakes up and quickly covers herself seeing everyone]",
"Audrey: Aah!",
"Joey: Aah!",
"Audrey: Aah!",
"Eddie: Aah!",
"Audrey: Aah!",
"Joey: Audrey! What are you doing?!",
"Audrey: Taking a bath! And I fell asleep! What does it look like I'm doing?! [Joey hands her a robe and she gets out of the tub] What the hell is he doin' here? I thought you two were splits Ville.",
"Joey: Nice to see you, too, Audrey. You didn't show up for rehab.",
"Audrey: You know, you've really got an eye for the detail. How long have you been on the force, detective?",
"Joey: What happened?",
"Audrey: Hey, is that guy still out there?",
"Joey: Bob?",
"Audrey: Is that his name? Oh, we didn't really do a lot of talking, if you know what I mean.",
"Joey: Where did you find him?",
"Audrey: I was doing karaoke around the corner at some bar, and I did this guns 'n' roses song, and the kid just started worshipping me.",
"Joey: Look, that's it. I've heard enough. Ok? Pack your bags. Let's go.",
"Audrey: Where?",
"Joey: Eddie's driving to L.A., And I'm gonna take you to rehab.",
"Audrey: [Audrey scoffs] Joey... just...don't get all after-school special on me now. I mean, it is sweet and everything, but it kinda gives me dumb chills. I'm not goin' to rehab. You're just gonna have to deal with it.",
"Joey: Fine! Fine. Don't go to rehab. But at least come with us. I mean, clear your mind or something. I mean, do you really want to be hiding out",
"Bob: [Coughing]",
"Joey: With the likes...",
"Bob: [Coughing]",
"[Bob comes up to join them in the bathroom.]",
"Bob: Guys mind if I pee?",
"Audrey: Ok. I'll come on one condition. I get to bring Bob.",
"Joey: No way!",
"Audrey: Fine. Then I'm staying here.",
"Joey: You don't even like him.",
"Audrey: Sure, I do. He's 21. He can buy us drinks. Bob, I'll have you know, is an outstanding lay.",
"Bob: I am?",
"Audrey: Yes, bob, you are.",
"Bob: Hear that, veronica? Betty thinks I'm an outstanding lay. Want a piece?",
"Joey: Fine. Bob can come. Get your stuff. We'll be in the car.",
"[Joey and Eddie leave them alone]",
"Bob: Mmhh. So, where we goin', baby?",
"Audrey: [Sighs] We are goin' to L.A.",
"Bob: Cool. That's where Ozzy lives. You know, you have really beautiful breasts. And someone should tell you that every day.",
"[Looks over at Audrey as she is rubbing some lotion on her hands]",
"Bob: [Coughs loudly] Rub that lotion.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Eddie's Jeep. Joey, Eddie, Audrey and Bob have started their trip on the road. Audrey and Bob are asleep in the back seat while Eddie is driving and Joey is staring silently out the window at nothing at all. Joey notices that Eddie keeps looking over at her.]",
"Joey: What?",
"Eddie: Nothing. It's just you haven't said a word in, like, 4 hours.",
"Joey: What do you want me to say?",
"Eddie: Well, for starters, how about, \"thank you for helping me out with all this\"?",
"Joey: You're the one who said you owed me big time. Besides, it's not like it's really out of your way or anything.",
"Eddie: Well, it's really more about simple human kindness, Joey.",
"Joey: Oh, this from a guy who dropped out of my life without so much as a passive-aggressive e-mail? How does that fit into your definition of \"simple human kindness\"?",
"[Audrey stirs awake in thee back seat]",
"Audrey: Mmmhhh... where are we?",
"Joey: Somewhere in North Carolina.",
"Audrey: Oh, mama! The south will rise again. Ok, you guys... [Yawns loudly] This road trip blows! Ok, for starters, the classic rock has gotta go. And secondly, we haven't stopped to do anything fun. It's not like we're in a rush! We should stop and smell the roses!",
"[The sound of a loud fart breaks the silence]",
"Joey: Oh, my god.",
"Joey: Ohh!",
"Eddie: Ohh!",
"Audrey: Ohh!",
"Eddie: Oh, god!",
"Audrey: Man! What is that?",
"[The all begin opening windows]",
"Eddie: Man! That's not me. I did not",
"Audrey: Oh, I am gonna throw up. [Gagging]",
"[Bob suddenly wakes up]",
"Bob: What's wrong, sugar?",
"Audrey: Ohh!",
"Bob: Ohh! What is that?",
"Audrey: It's you, you freak!",
"Bob: Oh. I'm sorry. My... my ass was relaxed while I was sleeping.",
"[he farts again]",
"Joey: Ohh! Ohhh! That is so disgusting!",
"Audrey: Bob! I can't believe that I slept with you!",
"Bob: I can't believe it, either, you know. Look, I've been wantin' to talk to you about somethin', ok? You know, when you're done with your whole little, uh, rehab thing, if you're, uh, in the market for a new addiction, I know this drug called b-o-b.",
"[Chuckles]",
"Bob: But I'm, you know, I'm sayin' I want to make us work, is what I'm sayin'.",
"Audrey: All right, well we'll see about it, buddy.",
"Bob: That's cool. That's really cool.",
"Audrey: You know, we're gonna have to do something about the s*x thing,",
"Bob: What are you talking about? U--you told her I was an outstanding lay.",
"Audrey: Ehh...it was a little brief. Don't you think?",
"Bob: Well...you know... you--you--you-- you set one pace. You know, I was givin' it nice and slow, and then you went all hellcat on me. I can't-- I can't do that.",
"Audrey: Oh! So it's my fault!",
"Bob: Well, you're just-- you're just too good. That's what it is.",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson is setting up a shot through the view finder of the camera., and then looks over some notes. He is about to make a phone call when the female executive that suggested him for the job walks up.]",
"Executive: Dawson! How are you?",
"Dawson: I'm great.",
"Executive: Don't lie to me.",
"Dawson: Excuse me?",
"Executive: Don't lie to me. You're behind, the dailies are weak, was supposed to be 3 days of reshoots, now looks like 5. You have a meltdown on your hands here, Dawson. How you deal with this will define your career. Other than that, keep up the good work, sweetie pie.",
"[She leaves him alone, and he grabs his phone and begins dialing.]",
"Dawson: Todd Carr, please. It's Dawson. Leery. Leery. I trained you, remember? Well, can you try him on his cell phone? Please? [Sighs] All right, just leave word then.",
"[He hangs up and Natasha who heard him on the phone walks over to join him.]",
"Natasha: Not so easy, is it?",
"Dawson: What do you mean?",
"Natasha: Well, obviously you were hoping that Todd would just swoop in and save you.",
"Dawson: Listen, Natasha, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot yesterday. What can I do to make today a more pleasant experience?",
"Natasha: Well, in lieu of finding me a real director to work with, I'd settle for you trying to explain the scene to me.",
"Dawson: What do you wanna know?",
"Natasha: Well, for starters, you've given Claire this enormous speech that seems to be a whole lot of exposition.",
"Dawson: 'Cause it is exposition. We need to explain all the stuff we cut out.",
"Natasha: Oh. Well, that's all well and good, Dawson, but I think... all that you're shooting for here can be accomplished in a simple look.",
"Dawson: A look?",
"Natasha: Between Claire and the killer.",
"Dawson: A look?",
"Natasha: Are you retarded, Dawson, 'cause you seem a little retarded right now?",
"Dawson: No. I just don't think that's gonna work.",
"Natasha: Well, you better get used to the idea because I'm not saying any of this.",
"[She storms off and Frank has walked up behind them and is looking through the view finder of the camera, at the shot that Dawson has set up.]",
"Frank: So that's your shot?",
"Dawson: Yeah. What do you think?",
"[he laughs and walks away, while another older assistant looks at him weird and then back at Dawson who sighs and shakes his head.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Gas Station. Joey and Eddie some out of the gas station. Eddie is carrying a bag and a tray full of coffees and Audrey is standing on the hood of the jeep as they walk up to it.]",
"Eddie: Hey, you think maybe you could get off there?",
"Audrey: Why?",
"Eddie: Because it's dangerous. Not to mention, completely disrespectful.",
"Audrey: What are you talking about? This car's a piece of crap.",
"Eddie: I'm sure it pales in comparison to whatever trendy little BMW you have waiting for you back in 90210-land, but this is all I have.",
"Audrey: Well, then I guess it sucks to be you, huh?",
"Eddie: It's wrong to hit girls, right?",
"Joey: Sadly, yes.",
"Eddie: That's what I thought. Just checking.",
"Audrey: Hey, you know, Eddie. I bet you're gonna look really hot pumping gas. Maybe that should be your next career move.",
"Joey: Audrey, you're not funny.",
"[She hops down and walks towards the passenger side of the jeep]",
"Audrey: I am many things, Joey Potter, but not funny is not one of them.",
"Joey: You should really lay off of him. I know you can't see it right now, but he's actually doing you a huge favor.",
"Audrey: You know, since when are you in such a rush to defend blue collar Robby? And didn't he basically just reveal himself as a major league scum sucker with his little disappearing act? He bailed on you. Not exactly behavior becoming the world's best boyfriend now, is it?",
"[Eddie sets the coffee and bag on the top of the car, while Joey is putting her cell phone back into her coat pocket]",
"Audrey: Who were you just talking to?",
"Joey: When?",
"Audrey: Just now on your cell.",
"Joey: Oh. I was just checking my messages.",
"Audrey: Oh. Well, can I use it because I gotta make a call?",
"Joey: Sure.",
"[Audrey grabs her phone and hits the button to get the last number dialed]",
"Audrey: Well, pants on fire, Joey.",
"Joey: What?",
"Audrey: You were talking to my mom.",
"Joey: She's worried about you, Audrey.",
"Audrey: I'm not going to rehab, ok? I already told you that. And if she's so worried about me, then where the hell is she? I mean did she fly out here when she heard that I was in trouble? No. She put me on a plane. And you wanna know something? You're no better.",
"Joey: What?",
"Audrey: This little road trip idea of yours, it certainly makes for a handy-dandy excuse to spend some quality time with your working class hero, now, doesn't it, Joey?",
"Joey: You know what? You're very wrong about that.",
"Audrey: I don't think so. You--why don't you just have the guts to tell me the truth? Stop wrapping it up in noble intentions because this isn't about me...clearly. It's about him.",
"[Audrey opens the car door]",
"Bob: Hey, don't break the seal. Don't break the seal!",
"[Audrey gets into the jeep, while Joey goes over to Eddie who is still filling up the gas tank]",
"Joey: I'm sorry. Audrey's a mess. I'm... starting to think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea.",
"Eddie: Well, don't worry about it. Besides, it's a hell of a lot more interesting than going alone.",
"[Engine starts]",
"Eddie: Yo!",
"[Audrey and bob drive off in the jeep, ripping the gas hose off the tank as they drive off. Joey and Eddie just stand there in shock]",
"[Scene: The Help Center. Jen and CJ are sitting at their desks waiting for calls, but they are not getting any. CJ is reading a book to pass the time, but Jen is obviously bored.]",
"Jen: What is wrong?",
"CJ: Nothing. What do you mean?",
"Jen: The phone's aren't ringing. It's freaking me out.",
"CJ: Why? Can't you enjoy the peace and quiet for a change?",
"Jen: Maybe my Grams will call.",
"CJ: How is she?",
"Jen: I found her this morning staring at the phone, listening to Lionel Ritchie, just waiting for the phone to ring. It's breaking my heart.",
"CJ: I know the drill. My, uh, uncle Bill, his wife died about a year ago, he was devastated. I mean, they were just like Ozzy and Sharon.",
"Jen: Is he seeing anyone?",
"CJ: No. No. He just discovered the internet. So the multitude of porno choices takes up most of his time.",
"Jen: Hah. Sure. We should set them up.",
"CJ: Hah. Yeah, right.",
"Jen: You laugh. I'm serious.",
"CJ: Yeah. I laugh. 'Cause my uncle Bill, he's, uh... he's not like most people.",
"Jen: So, neither is my Grams. She's a freak. She's a thoroughly lovable freak, but she's a freak, nonetheless. Oh, come on, it'll be fun. I call my Grams, you talk to your uncle Will.",
"CJ: Bill.",
"Jen: Bill.",
"[Scene: The side of a road. Eddie and Joey are walking down the road, and Eddie is trying to hitchhike a ride. While Joey walks slowly behind him.",
"Eddie: Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.",
"[the car drives by without slowing down]",
"Eddie: Thank you. You know, maybe you should try this.",
"Joey: I'm not gonna shake my ass just to get a ride.",
"Eddie: I didn't say you had to, but if you felt it was important to the task, well, that would be ok, too.",
"[another car approaches]",
"Eddie: Hey! [Whistles]",
"[yet again the car does not stop]",
"Joey: How can you joke at a time like this?",
"Eddie: What do you expect? What are we gonna do? I mean, this is ridiculous. You try to help someone, your car gets stolen, and you're stuck on the side of the road with someone who hates you.",
"Joey: I don't hate you, Eddie, ok? It's just this wasn't the plan. I mean, we're supposed to be over, you and me, done. Kaput.",
"Eddie: Ah, I see, so you're saying it's not over.",
"Joey: I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about Audrey.",
"Eddie: Fine. Let's talk about Audrey.",
"Joey: I can't figure out how to help her. I mean, I keep trying all different angles, but nothing seems to work.",
"Eddie: You can't help her, Jo. That girl doesn't want anyone's help.",
"Joey: You're probably right. I'm just having a hard time letting her go. I mean, you know, believe it or not, she wasn't this psycho. I mean, yeah, she's always been psycho, but in a good way.",
"Eddie: Well, you're a good friend. I mean, that's why you're here. That's what friends do for each other, right?",
"Joey: What are you getting out of it?",
"Eddie: Isn't that obvious? I get to spend some time with you.",
"Joey: I don't know about the whole friend thing. Maybe Audrey's right.",
"Eddie: What do you mean?",
"Joey: Well, she thinks that... this road trip isn't about her at all. It's really about me.",
"Eddie: Ok. How does that work?",
"Joey: Because I'm having trouble letting you go, too.",
"Eddie: Jo",
"Joey: Which I know--it's, it's stupid and really sad, actually, because you've made it painfully clear how you feel about me. And yet, I'm just prolonging the inevitable, glutton for punishment.",
"Eddie: Well... I guess I haven't made it clear how I feel about you. This is probably gonna sound, gonna sound cheesy, but... I've never cared about anyone the way I care about you. But it's too late. I screwed up. But the way I feel about you? I love you, Joey.",
"Joey: You're right. It did sound cheesy. 'Cause you know what, Eddie? I can't for the life of me figure out how loving somebody translates into leaving them behind.",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson walks over to a trashcan and leans over it, almost like he is ready to get sick. Natasha was sitting near by smoking a cigarette and Dawson didn't even see her.]",
"Dawson: [Exhales]",
"Natasha: What, are you getting sick or something?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] You don't even care, Natasha, so don't bother asking.",
"Natasha: Well, I never wanted you to puke your guts out over all this.",
"Dawson: Well, I guess that's what happens when you watch your entire life's ambition disappear in front of your eyes.",
"Natasha: Look, you've directed before, right?",
"Dawson: Yeah, but it didn't bear the slightest resemblance to this experience.",
"Natasha: Exactly. You're not back home making some silly little movie with your silly little friends. This is a whole different world with its own code of conduct. Here, you are not entitled to anyone's respect or admiration. You have to earn it. Hey, you are guilty until proven competent. You walk around like a deer in the headlights, you will get run down. Simple as that. And this whole puking thing, it's... it's unacceptable. Ok? If someone asks, say you have the flu or something.",
"Dawson: Thanks.",
"Natasha: Yeah, well... don't thank me. Just get your act together.",
"[Scene: A fancy restaurant. Jen, CJ, Grams and Bill are all sitting down at a table together getting ready to eat.]",
"Bill: So... Evelyn, what is it A... beautiful woman like yourself does for fun?",
"Grams: Well... every so often, I do like to go to Las Vegas... and gamble.",
"Bill: Outstanding. I love Vegas.",
"Grams: Hmm. It's delightful, isn't it? You know, every month or so, my church group plans a trip.",
"Bill: Ohh.",
"Grams: What?",
"Bill: Nothing. It's--it's just... don't tell me you're one of those religious broads.",
"Grams: Well, I, uh, I certainly would describe myself as religious, yes, but I would appreciate it if you would not refer to me as a broad.",
"Bill: Why not?",
"Grams: It's demeaning to women.",
"Bill: Oh, no, it's not. I called my wife a broad at least twice a day for 42 years.",
"Grams: How lovely for her.",
"[Jen sees this as her time to try and break the tension in the air.]",
"Jen: So anyone seen any good movies?",
"Bill: Holy Moses!",
"CJ: What?",
"Bill: I think there's a pubic hair in my soup. Take a look at this. Does that look like a pubic hair to you?",
"CJ: Uncle bill, just, uh...",
"Bill: Ok, maybe it's not one, but it's definitely some kind of hair. Antisocial perverts.",
"Grams: [Muttering] Disgusting.",
"Bill: All right, lady, what's your problem?",
"Grams: Excuse me?",
"Bill: Well, you're a real downer. I mean, you're sitting here, staring into your soup, and every once in a while, you mumble some derisive comment, when you should be going to see your doctor.",
"Grams: What are you talking about? Why should I go see my doctor?",
"Bill: So he can remove that polar icecap you got wedged up your butt.",
"Grams: Oh...",
"[Grams leans her head down]",
"Jen: Grams?",
"[Jen thinks Grams is crying, but in actuality she is laughing and it become obvious when she breaks out laughing and everyone follows suit.]",
"[Scene: The movie set. Dawson comes walking out to the set that they are getting ready to shoot on, and sees Frank sitting behind the camera looking at the shot, and then he notices that the whole set has been changed around. He looks around at everyone, seeing everyone looking at him including the female executive from earlier. Dawson walks over and waves his hand in front of the cameral lens to get Frank's attention. Frank has taken it upon him self to take control.]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Frank: What do you need, kid?",
"Dawson: This isn't the shot we talked about. I know.",
"Frank: The shot we talked about was lame. This one kicks ass.",
"[Camera assistant laughs]",
"Frank: Hey, just move.",
"[Dawson sees the assistant that was there earlier and looked weird at Franks first outburst at Dawson]",
"Dawson: Can I ask you something? Could you D.P. This shoot?",
"Man: What?",
"Dawson: Could you D.P. This shoot?",
"Man: Well, in theory, yeah.",
"Dawson: Excellent. Frank!",
"Frank: Yeah?",
"Dawson: You're fired.",
"Frank: What?",
"Dawson: You heard me. You're fired.",
"Frank: You're kidding me, right?",
"[The camera assistant laughs again]",
"Dawson: You're next. Anyone else want to get fired? Huh? Anyone? All right, we're starting over. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dawson Leery, and I'm the director here. If anyone has a problem with that, get the hell off my set and stop wasting my time. Natasha, this is the script. Familiarize yourself with it because unless you want to keep all these good people away from their families, you're gonna say every single word that's on those pages, and I could care less whether you agree with them or not. Are we clear? Good. All right, people, let's move! 'Cause I will fire you, and I will humiliate you, and I will do it well because I learned from the master.",
"[He goes and emphatically sits in the directors chair, and the Executive walks over to him.]",
"Executive: You have no idea how close you were to getting fired.",
"[Scene: A bar at the side of the road. Audrey is on stage singing Karaoke and Bob is passed out at one of the tables near by]",
"Audrey: ...A time there was light in my life but now there's only love in the dark there's nothin' I can do a total eclipse of my heart",
"[Cheering and applause]",
"[she walks down over to Bob, and sees that her beer is empty.]",
"Audrey: Oh, Bob, we hardly knew ye.",
"[she walks over to the bar to get another. And a guys sitting there is staring at her.]",
"Audrey: Hey, can I get another one, please?",
"Man: That was tasty, baby.",
"Audrey: Well, thank you. That is a very tasty haircut you got there, if you don't mind me saying.",
"Man: Yeah. Chicks dig the hair. Where you from?",
"Audrey: Not really from these parts.",
"Man: Cool. Hey, uh, you wanna check out my ride?",
"Audrey: Ok. But I just want you to know, I'm only going 'cause I think that my boyfriend over there is gonna get a kick out of the story later.",
"Man: Kinky.",
"[they go outside and see he monster truck outside]",
"Audrey: Well, this is one hell of a pick-up truck you got there, chief. And kudos to you, man, for not skimping on the monster truck tires. Rock on, dude.",
"[she turns to walk back inside, but he stops her]",
"Man: Hey, hey, hey, where you goin'? Why don't you climb on in, check out the stereo? I got the new Metallica.",
"Audrey: Well, that is a tempting offer, but I should really go check on my boyfriend.",
"[she turns to leave again and he grabs her arm.]",
"Man: Aw, come on, huh? Let the poor guy sleep.",
"Audrey: No, I don't think so.",
"Man: Just give me one little kiss, huh? Just a little kiss?",
"Audrey: You know, you're really a charmer, really, but, actually, I just-- I can't. Because, actually, I'm a really bad kisser. You know? The worst. Like, I'm in all the books.",
"Man: The way you were shaking your money-maker up there on stage, I could give a damn how you kiss.",
"Audrey: Ok, now you're just getting rude.",
"Man: Hey, all I care about is getting naked with you. Not so fast.",
"[she tries to pull away, but he doesn't let go. She kicks him in the groin and he falls to the ground and she continues to kick him while he is down on the ground. At the same time Joey and Eddie come walking up to the bar and see Audrey kicking the guy.]",
"Joey: Is that Audrey?",
"Eddie: God!",
"[they run over to her.]",
"Audrey: What do you think gives you the right to do this to me?!",
"[Eddie pulls Audrey off of the guy ]",
"Eddie: That enough now.",
"Joey: Audrey! Audrey!",
"Audrey: [Sobbing] I'm so sorry, Joey.",
"[Joey pulls Audrey to her]",
"Joey: Ok. It's ok. Don't worry.",
"Audrey: I think I'm ready to go to rehab.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside the Lindley house. Jen, Grams, CJ and Bill are walking up to the house after their dinner together.]",
"Bill: Want a vampire, Evelyn, I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to call it a night.",
"Grams: Well... would you be taking a walk with an old fool?",
"Bill: Surely, I'd love to.",
"[Grams and Bill walk off together.]",
"Jen: Wow.",
"CJ: I don't know what to say.",
"Jen: Maybe I didn't have such a half-bad idea after all, hmm?",
"CJ: Yeah, I gotta hand it to you, Jen Lindley. You're a genius.",
"Jen: Mmm.",
"CJ: No, seriously, I haven't seen that old man have so much fun in years.",
"Jen: Ah, if only I were such a genius in the rest of my life.",
"CJ: What does that mean?",
"Jen: As I'm sure you're already only painfully aware, I'm not half as good at figuring out my own love life.",
"CJ: Aw, come on, you don't do that bad.",
"Jen: The last boy I liked slept with my friend.",
"CJ: You know, the one thing I can say about that is that if I knew you then the way that I do now, that wouldn't have happened.",
"Jen: How come?",
"CJ: Because I couldn't bear the thought of hurting somebody so amazing.",
"Jen: You think I'm amazing?",
"CJ: Pretty much.",
"[He tries to kiss her, but she pulls away]",
"CJ: Yeah. I deserve that. I do. It's, uh...",
"[Jen smiles]",
"Jen: I was just kidding.",
"[She kisses him and they continue kissing as the camera pulls away.]",
"[Scene: The movie set. They have just finished shooting their scene, and Dawson stands up from his director's chair.]",
"Dawson: And cut! Check the gate. Everyone, thank you for a great day! That's a wrap!",
"[He sits back down in the director's chair as everyone begins to disperse. Natasha walks up behind him and begins massaging his shoulders.]",
"Dawson: Mmm. Sorry I had to yell at you.",
"Natasha: Don't be sorry. Kinda turned me on, actually. So, you want to go get a drink or something?",
"[Scene: Outside Audrey's House. They finally pull up in the jeep, and come to a stop. They all stare at the house for a second]",
"Joey: Audrey, I had no idea.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Kinda tacky, I know. The one in Malibu's much nicer.",
"[They begins to get out of the car, and Eddie begins taking her bags out.]",
"Audrey: Ooh. Ok, so, listen, I would give you a tip, but I only have hundreds, so... ok, I was kidding that time.",
"Eddie: What, as opposed to the 450 other times?",
"Audrey: Well, then I was just being a bitch. I'm sorry about that, by the way. This hasn't exactly been the best year for new people to get to know me.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, once you get past the obnoxiousness and the petty bitchery, you're not so bad, you know? You're kinda funny, Audrey.",
"Audrey: Well, you're not so bad yourself, Eddie Doling.",
"Eddie: That's not what your friend over there thinks.",
"Audrey: You kidding? Of course she does. Why do you think this is so hard for her? She might not want to give you the satisfaction of knowing this, but you're gonna go down in the books as one of the great loves of Joey Potter's life, which, trust me, doesn't suck.",
"Eddie: No. It most certainly does not.",
"[Joey looks up at the house and then back to Audrey as Audrey comes walking over to her.]",
"Joey: Do you want me to come in with you?",
"Audrey: No. I should face the firing squad by myself. So...listen. I would say thank you and I'm sorry and all that, but I've said it before, and I don't want to insult you with empty words, so I'm just gonna try and get this thing under control. You know? It's gonna be hard because first I gotta figure out why I'm so friggin' unhappy.",
"Joey: Come here. [They hug] When you do, you know, please remember how everyone in bean town loves you to death.",
"Audrey: [Laughs]",
"Joey: What?",
"Audrey: Nothing. I mean, it's just... you know, who would've thought that the skinny, uptight prude I met at the beginning of my freshman year would be my best friend in the whole world? Now, as for you, young lady...",
"Joey: Yeah?",
"Audrey: It's time, you know. Joey, you have to let him go. Come here.",
"[They hug and Eddie comes walking over to them]",
"Eddie: Ok, we staying or going? 'Cause I got an appointment at that school.",
"Audrey: No, you're going, all of you.",
"[Audrey turns to try and wake up Bob who is asleep in the back seat of the car.]",
"Audrey: Bob.",
"[Pounds on roof of car]",
"Bob: Are we there yet?",
"Audrey: Uh, yes, bob, we're here.",
"Joey: What are we gonna do about him?",
"Audrey: I don't know. [suddenly Audrey has a big idea] Ohh! Wait, I have an idea. Come on, bob, you got some work to do. You and I stopped in Vegas, we got married.",
"Bob: We did?",
"Audrey: No, but that's what we're gonna tell my parents. It'll freak 'em out, take their mind off the other thing.",
"Bob: Can we have s*x again?",
"Audrey: No.",
"Bob: What kind of honeymoon is that? I need to work on my hang time, sugar.",
"Audrey: Ok, maybe. I'm not promising anything.",
"Joey: Good luck.",
"Audrey: Thanks.",
"Eddie: Bye, guys.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Place. Dawson comes walking into the bedroom after taking a shower, and sees Natasha packing her bag.]",
"Dawson: Hey. You outta here?",
"Natasha: Yeah, I have an audition.",
"Dawson: All right. Good luck... or whatever.",
"Natasha: Thanks. The last couple of days have been great, Dawson, but I have auditions and meetings coming up, and...",
"Dawson: Don't worry about it.",
"Natasha: Well, maybe in a couple of weeks when things are less crazy, we can",
"Dawson: Natasha, it's ok.",
"Natasha: Really?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Let's not be those people who make false promises to each other when they both know the truth.",
"Natasha: Which is what?",
"Dawson: That you were right all along. This is about s*x, which is not the worst thing in the world. I just wasn't used to it. Every relationship I've ever had, I've taken so damn seriously, I think I just forgot how to have fun.",
"Natasha: Well, I'm glad I came along to remind you.",
"Dawson: Me, too.",
"Natasha: We will meet again, you know?",
"Dawson: Oh, yeah?",
"Natasha: Yeah. You'll be directing some big movie and be kind enough to throw me a bone and cast me, then we'll have another fabulous whirlwind romance, which will totally screw up both of our marriages, but it'll be totally worth it.",
"Dawson: That sounds about right, except the part about me directing a big movie one day.",
"Natasha: You'll get there, Dawson. I have a feeling out you. Which makes me wonder if I was wrong about us. Because the other day, watching you take control of the movie, I don't think I've ever been so proud of anyone in my life. Then again, I could have just been turned on by your vulgar display of authority. It's been lovely. Thank you.",
"Dawson: My pleasure.",
"Natasha: Oh, and just so you know, there will be other actresses. But I s the first, and don't you forget it.",
"Dawson: Oh, won't. I promise.",
"[Scene: The beach outside of the California School Campus. Joey and Eddie are walking along the walkway hand in hand, while admiring the beautiful scenery.]",
"Joey: So what do you think?",
"Eddie: It's beautiful. It's amazing. It's... it's freaking me out.",
"Joey: Why?",
"Eddie: You gotta understand, Jo, I mean, this is a world so far removed from anything that I know, that I can't even-- I can't even process it.",
"Joey: That doesn't mean that you don't belong here.",
"Eddie: Right, so I guess I should just ignore the urge to get back in the car and drive to Boston?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Eddie: Yes?",
"Joey: Yes. As much as I really want you to do just that. You're gonna be great, Eddie. I mean, a whole new world is about to open up for you. And if that doesn't work, you can always go back to pretending you're a student.",
"Eddie: You know, I was thinking about what you said, about how hard it is to say good-bye, and I was thinking, well, maybe we shouldn't... say good-bye.",
"Joey: How do we do that?",
"Eddie: We make a plan to meet somewhere.",
"Joey: When?",
"Eddie: Um, I don't know. Say, what, a year from now?",
"Joey: You know, a lot can happen in a year. You're probably gonna meet some willowy blonde poet chick, and before you know it, Joey Potter will just be some drama queen you knew when.",
"Eddie: No, not gonna happen.",
"Joey: No?",
"Eddie: No",
"Joey: So where we gonna meet?",
"Eddie: What about Paris, huh? I mean, you've never been to Paris, right?",
"Joey: No.",
"Eddie: Well, we need to do something about that. Paris shouldn't be something you could have done once upon a time.",
"Joey: It's a very nice daydream.",
"Eddie: You know, it doesn't have be.",
"Joey: Well, Mr. Doling, if, um... if something happens and we don't make it to Paris... I want you to know I'm not gonna forget you. You might just be the sweetest, nicest surprise that's ever happened to me. I guess that's my way of saying... I love you, too. If you don't mind, I'm gonna keep on loving you for as long as I can.",
"[They hug for a very long time and then kiss one another very passionately for a very long time. The Cameras fade from one shot to another as they continue to kiss in one another's embrace as the day goes on and it begins getting darker, until the camera finally pulls away from them, and fades to black.]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 06x13 | Rock Bottom | destinyros2005 |
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"In Los Angeles, Dawson visits Audrey at the rehab clinic where he spots a big time film producer, named Toni Stark, and follows her into a therapy session hoping to talk to the woman who'll direct Dawson to better contacts. Meanwhile in Boston, Pacey throws a party at his place to celebrate his new success at his job as well as purchasing a new super-sized TV set and is surprised when Joey, still sulking over the departure of Eddie, lets loose by getting drunk and setting up a spontaneous game of spin the bottle. Jen catches the reformed alcoholic C.J. with a drink which leads to them arguing, and making up by having sex for the first time. Also, Emma tries to stay in the country to get her green card by courting a stoner to marry her until Jack offers to marry Emma."
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"[Scene: The Electronics' Store. Pacey and Jack are staring at something off screen, and practically drooling while Joey is standing behind them shaking her head]",
"Pacey: [Sniffles] My god, she is gorgeous.",
"Jack: Even I can appreciate that.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] And this one, she knows how to turn on the fun. You know what I mean?",
"Jack: Can you afford her?",
"Pacey: Please, Jack, do not tarnish this moment with talk of money.",
"Jack: I'm just saying",
"Pacey: I must have her, therefore I can afford her. Her... and all of her little toys, too.",
"[Camera pulls back showing us that they are staring at a large screen TV]",
"Pacey: [Breathes deeply]",
"Joey: What are you guys even gonna do with something this big? I mean, it's kind of grotesque, not to mention the fact that Emma's gonna freak out when you drag this through the living room.",
"Pacey: Joey, don't be jealous just because she can do things that no man has ever known before.",
"Joey: Ok, now you're disturbing me. It's a television that looks like it ate a small country. This is the most blatant display of capitalism I've ever seen.",
"Jack: Don't be threatened by something you don't understand, Joey. I'm gonna go get the sales guy.",
"[Jack seeing Pacey staring at the screen and nodding runs off to get the sales person]",
"Joey: Aren't there better things you can be doing with your money?",
"Pacey: What, like funding your drug habit?",
"Joey: Now we're talking. Gratuitous purchases aside, I'm very impressed with you, Pace.",
"Pacey: Hey, you put any fool in a suit and he can change the world. Just look at trading places.",
"Joey: It's not the suits, and it's not the high-tech toys. It's how you got yourself to this place. I mean, look how far you've come.",
"Pacey: Not too far, I hope.",
"Joey: Are you really worried about that?",
"Pacey: Of course. I'd like to think that I could get back to being the person I used to be, because, in my opinion, he was actually a pretty good guy.",
"Joey: You still are, Pacey. , You've always been this madcap genius just waiting for potential to kick in. It just so happened to kick into overdrive. I'm very proud of you.",
"Pacey: Thank you. That means a lot coming from you, Jo.",
"Joey: But... if you think I'm gonna sit in your apartment and pay homage to that thing, you're sorely mistaken.",
"Pacey: You gotta come tonight. It's not a party without you, you know that.",
"Joey: I know. Believe me, I'm coming. I mean, I'm in dire need of cheer and libations after Eddie up and decided to make something of himself.",
"Pacey: Yeah, you gotta quit with the whole supportive and inspirational thing. It doesn't work for ya. I mean, seriously, what's up with that? Now don't make me regret all of my sentimental pride.",
"Joey: I won't.",
"Pacey: So long as you come tonight. It'll be good for your soul, and it really would mean a lot to me if you could just accept her... [Looks back at the TV] As one of our own.",
"Joey: Oh, god. Clothes don't fool me. Same old lovable punk. I'm gonna go check out the iPods.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Apartment. The TV is being delivered and Pacey is showing them where to put it. Jack and Jen are there to see the great unveiling]",
"Jack: Back wall, guys.",
"Pacey: Back Here. Back here. Back here. [Directing the delivery guys]",
"Jack: Ohhh. She is awesome. We're gonna pray to her every night.",
"Jen: It's a box, jack. It's a big box, and since when have you been so interested in big boxes?",
"Jack: Since Pacey here started sharing the wealth.",
"Jen: This is not gonna bring you happiness, you know.",
"Jack: Oh, I beg to differ. See, David's here right now to check out the TV.",
"Jen: Oh, so, what, you're gonna get lucky with the television?",
"[David comes into the apartment and walks over to join them by the TV]",
"Jen: Hi.",
"David: Hey.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"David: Holy big-screen, batman. You were right. It is beautiful.",
"Jen: Have you boys no concern for the general aesthetic quality of your surroundings? This thing is so big, it could block the sun.",
"Pacey: Spare me the manifesto, Lindley. The quality of life just went up 10 points in here. Would ya just... give the old girl a chance? I'm sure that she will impress you with her skills. The--the strength of the sound that comes from her, it just-- it feels like it's enveloping your whole body.",
"Jen: Oh, is Emma's band playing tonight? I didn't know that.",
"Pacey: No. The TV. Love the TV. Touch the TV.",
"Jen: Ahh. Moving on. Next subject. Why are you having this party anyway? I mean, you and jack have been living here in private squalor for months now.",
"Pacey: Squalor. Interesting. Well, work's been going well, and, uh, I just wanted to spread the joy.",
"Jen: So, listen, I'm bringing C.J. To this party.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] C.J., The dude from the concert.",
"Jen: Yes, C.J., The dude from the concert, whose face you introduced to the brick wall, which leads me to my next point-- could you possibly not punch him tonight?",
"Pacey: I would never.",
"Jen: Well, that's reassuring. Um, but I'm gonna go now, and when I return, I will have C.J., And I will have ice. Ice, which is for drinks, not for boys' broken faces.",
"Pacey: Thanks for the clarification.",
"[Jen, leaves and runs into Emma and some guy walking into the apartment.]",
"Jen: Hey. See ya later tonight.",
"Emma: Ta.",
"Pacey: Emma.",
"Emma: [Laughs] Oh, what in the queen's name is that?",
"Pacey: That is tonight's entertainment and every glorious night thereafter.",
"Jack: This is bertha. Isn't she pretty?",
"Emma: No. She is not pretty. She is an oversized hag who's taking up my practice space.",
"Pacey: Don't talk about bertha like that. We can discuss rearranging later.",
"[Jack looks at the very unkempt person that came into the apartment with Emma and is standing in the kitchen.]",
"Jack: What--what-- what in the queen's name is that?",
"Emma: [Laughs] Oh. Sorry. Um... that's Gus.",
"Jack: Oh.",
"Emma: My fiancé.",
"[Everyone suddenly stops what they were doing and looks at her and then to Gus. Who belches.]",
"[Scene: The rehab center. Dawson walks in and goes over to the receptionist desk. The receptionist looks up from her clipboard to see is she can help him]",
"Receptionist: How can you help yourself today?",
"Dawson: Ha ha. Um, actually I'm here to",
"[Audrey sees Dawson and runs over to greet him]",
"Audrey: Dawson leery, you are a sight for sober eyes. Hi!",
"Dawson: It's good to see you, too.",
"Audrey: Oh, I thought you were gonna think my message was a joke.",
"Dawson: You sounded a little too desperate for it to be a joke.",
"Audrey: Oh, well, thanks for not flaking, 'cause I kinda woulda deserved that. [she begins to fake sneeze] Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Oh, but please tell me that you brought me some Nyquil 'cause I can just not shake this pesky cold.",
"Receptionist: The first step to getting better is allowing yourself to admit that you're sick.",
"Audrey: Thanks, Betty. Ok, well, it's cool that you forgot the Nyquil, we'll deal with that later, but please, for the love of Joey Potter, tell me that you brought me something to read. A Jane magazine, hell, I'd even settle for Martha anything. Anything but the bible, although it was pretty cool the first time around. People steal a lot of material from the bible. Have you ever noticed that?",
"[They quickly make their way to a poolside at the rehab center to talk]",
"Dawson: Are you ok, Audrey?",
"Audrey: Yeah. You know, truth be told, I've been...smoking a lot more than the average girl, well, more than the average girl without an eating disorder. You know, they kind of encourage that here. 'cause, like, that's not gonna kill you or anything. Anyway...bygones. You ok, Dawson?",
"Dawson: Uh, well, sorta. I've been living in Todd's guesthouse for the past 2 weeks, which has been its own kind of sobriety nightmare. Uh, wicked dead is going straight to cable, which means Todd won't be directing anything in the near future and I probably won't ever get another shot at this rate.",
"Audrey: Yeah. I'm in rehab, Dawson.",
"Dawson: [Laughs]",
"Audrey: Did you really not bring me any magazines?",
"Dawson: I'm sorry, I",
"[Dawson looks over and sees someone he recognizes trying to get a soda out of the machine but it is not cooperating.]",
"Dawson: Do you know who that is?",
"Audrey: Yeah. It's the broad I lost my cigarettes to last night in poker game. I really don't want to talk about it.",
"Dawson: That's Toni Stark. She's a phenomenally successful producer. She used to work for Spielberg's production company, then she left to start her own. She's like a modern Hollywood legend.",
"Audrey: Oh, well, finding those is like shooting fish in a barrel here, so don't blow your wad on one sighting, ok, tiger?",
"Dawson: Do you-- I mean, do you think I could like talk to her? I mean--I mean, I'd love to talk to her, but I don't-- I don't know. She's got this reputation for being like a renowned harpy. You know, likes to eat well-meaning types for breakfast.",
"Audrey: Well, that's probably her drunken reputation. I mean, she's got no ammo here, but, hello, what about me? You know, you're like the only person who's been cool enough to come visit me here, and now you're gonna ditch me?",
"Dawson: I'm sorry. You're right. You're absolutely right. Let's-- let's work through what got you here in the first place.",
"Audrey: No. Let's stalk the burn-out.",
"[Scene: Outside Pacey, Jack and Emma's apartment. CJ and Jen come walking up to the door carrying some bags of ice, when CJ starts to get nervous]",
"CJ: Whose party did you say this was?",
"Jen: I didn't. Funny, that. Let's go in.",
"CJ: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Come on now. I'm not one for surprises.",
"Jen: Ok, it's my friend Pacey's party.",
"CJ: Pa--that dude from the concert?",
"Jen: Yes, the dude from the concert, the one who introduced your face to a brick wall.",
"CJ: I got a better idea. Why don't we go in there, drop off the ice, go to a movie.",
"Jen: These are some of my best friends, and if you and I are gonna do this, you're gonna have to get to know them sooner or later, so let's just do it, please?",
"[They go inside the apartment and the first thing you see is a lot of people and a very large TV]",
"Emma: Hello there.",
"CJ: Nice television.",
"Jen: See? I told you it wasn't gonna be so bad.",
"[They take off their coats and make their way into the party.]",
"[Scene: In the Kitchen. Joey and Pacey are in the kitchen talking together about the party. Joey is filling up a bowl with chips as Pacey is raiding the refrigerator]",
"Joey: Quite the shindig, pace. I'm impressed.",
"Pacey: Why, thank you. I owe it all to bertha.",
"Joey: Please tell me you didn't name the television.",
"Pacey: Ok. You want a drink? We have... water, juice, coke, the green gunk that Emma drinks, beer",
"Pacey: Mm, gimme a drink. Something fruity and mind-numbing.",
"[Pacey looks Shocked]",
"Joey: Don't gimme that look.",
"Pacey: What look?",
"Joey: Like you're going to ask me who I am and what I've done to Joey Potter.",
"[He pulls out some orange juice and cranberry juice, and grabs the vodka and begins mixing Joey a drink]",
"Pacey: I was gonna do no such thing. I was simply gonna make you a drink. And may I say that you look wonderful tonight.",
"Joey: Thank you. I thought it was time for a shower.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] You know, I heard that things haven't been going so great for you lately, but I have confidence that you're gonna get through this because you always do.",
"Joey: Hmm. You know, I'll always be the one to wake up early, take the exam, get over the boy, drive the roommate to rehab, right? 'Cause somebody's gotta do all that, right? You know what? Maybe tomorrow I won't do it and somebody else will.",
"Pacey: So just what would you do instead?",
"Joey: What is this instead you speak of?",
"Pacey: Well... this is a fairly safe place for you, right? So feel free. Enjoy yourself.",
"Joey: All right. That's the plan. All bets are off.",
"[She grabs the bottle of vodka and pours more into her drink]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The couch in front of the big TV. Joey is obviously starting to get drunk, and she is sitting on the couch talking with David.]",
"Joey: [ Laughing ] You know, I just keep wondering... when he's gonna return to his art. I mean, he was really quite talented.",
"David: Mm-hmm. Really? I had no idea he was into that sort of thing.",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"David: Really?",
"Joey: Oh, my gosh. That's what brought us together in the first place. Well... before. I mean, you'll think this is funny, but... jack... when I first met him... mm-hmm. He was... shy and kinda dorky. Seriously. [Laughs] I mean, to be honest, I never would've known he liked me, except for... there was that one time I was sketching him for class... he got excited. Waaaaah.",
"David: No.",
"Joey: [Laughing]",
"[Scene: The rehab center. Audrey and Dawson are stalking the producer, and see her go over and sit down at a small table outside, and grab a magazine.]",
"Audrey: Ooh, Dawson, go do it now.",
"Dawson: Do what? I don't remember coming up with a plan.",
"Audrey: Just friggin' go do it!",
"[Audrey shoved him over towards her, and he shyly makes his way over to talk to her.]",
"Dawson: Slim pickin's, huh?",
"Toni: Entertainment's sure tough to come by around here. What do you do for fun?",
"Dawson: Me? I just got here.",
"Toni: Well, I'd be glad to show you the ropes, um...",
"Dawson: Dawson. Dawson Leery.",
"[She shakes his hand and then doesn't release it, rather she begins to caress it with her other hand.]",
"Toni: You got nice hands, Dawson Leery. I'm Toni Stark.",
"Dawson: I know who you are. You're...a genius.",
"Toni: Yeah. Something like that.",
"Dawson: I'm sorry. You probably came here for privacy.",
"Toni: No. Actually I came here to stop having fun, but I love hearing how great I was... 10 years ago. You put it that way, you sound like you were a flash in the pan.",
"Dawson: So are we gonna go somewhere or what?",
"Toni: Um... [Laughs] I...uh, I'm sorry. Look, the thing is I'm starting out in the industry",
"Dawson: Listen, baby bird, it's bad enough teasing a drying-out broad with your naughty bits, but it's worse to try and talk about the business with somebody who's currently out of it. See ya around.",
"[Toni leaves, and Audrey comes walking up trying to contain her laughter, but is failing miserably.]",
"Audrey: [Laughs] Oh, my god. Dawson!",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"Audrey: You are helpless",
"[Scene: The Apartment Kitchen. Jen is looking through the refrigerator, when David comes walking up behind her and reaches in and grabs a drink.]",
"David: Hey, hope you're not looking for anything of nutritional value.",
"Jen: No. No. [Sighs] No. No. Just lookin'. So it's a good party, huh? I think it's a good party. All these different types of people mixing and what not, andand there's been no punching in of C.J.'S face. That's good. I like that.",
"David: You seem a little jumpy. Do you, uh, want a beer or something?",
"Jen: No, I'm goin' the clean and sober route tonight, takin' one for the C.J. Team.",
"David: He doesn't mind it when other people drink.",
"Jen: It's nothing. It's just easier this way.",
"David: What, lying?",
"Jen: No, it's not lying, I mean, it's just--it's-- and you know what, and it's probably really good for me, too.",
"[Pacey comes up and reaches over them to grab a beer out of the door of the refrigerator]",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Jen: Hi. How are ya, slugger?",
"Pacey: Don't worry. Everything's fine.",
"Jen: Yeah, I noticed the lack of fisticuffs. Thank you for being nice to him.",
"Pacey: It's actually easier than I thought it would be 'cause it turns out he's a pretty good guy. So we kissed, we made up, I offered him a drink, and everything's been ok.",
"Jen: He refused, right, when you offered him the drink?",
"Pacey: No, of course not. Who does that?",
"Jen: Oh, god. Alcoholics. Recovering alcoholics tend not to drink.",
"Pacey: What's with all the under-age alcoholics around here? Ok. I got it. I'm on damage control, and have you seen Joey?",
"[Scene: Elsewhere at the party. Joey and CJ are leaning against a wall talking to one another. Joey is drunkenly rambling on again, rather than a full out conversation.]",
"Joey: You know, C.J. I just--I really think it's great how you've turned Jen around. Because before, believe me, I mean, she was-- she was a troubled young lady.",
"CJ: So she says.",
"Joey: She killed a girl once.",
"CJ: What?",
"Joey: Abby Morgan. Killed her with champagne. You want some?",
"[She holds up her glass of champagne to him]",
"CJ: No.",
"Joey: Do you want some?",
"CJ: No. No. I'm--I'm-- this is--I'm-- oooh.",
"[Pacey seeing her trying to push alcohol on him quickly intervenes]",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Hey, there you are. So... what do you say we leave the nice man alone now, shall we?",
"[Pacey grabs her drink, and then pulls Joey next to him]",
"Pacey: About that thing earlier, I'm sorry, I didn't know.",
"CJ: What?",
"[Scene: In another room. Possibly where Emma Sleeps. Joey and Pacey enter the room and take a seat on the bed trying to get away from the crowd for a minute]",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Pacey: You're welcome.",
"[She takes here drink back and sits down]",
"Joey: He seems like a nice guy. What does C.J. Stand for?",
"Pacey: Couldn't tell ya.",
"Joey: Ah, I hope those kids work it out.",
"Pacey: Hmm.",
"Joey: Pacey. Everybody's working it out. Jen and C.J., You know, that British girl and that gross guy. I'm just no good at this. I just-- I push people away.",
"Pacey: No, that's not true.",
"Joey: Oh, no? Then why do they go out to sea or move across country or follow their dreams just because I told them to? There's always something better out there than me.",
"[Begins to get a tear in her eye]",
"Pacey: Whoa. I think, perhaps you're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe it's just that you're such an amazing woman, you make these guys wanna be better men.",
"Joey: Well, we're not together.",
"Pacey: True enough. [Chuckles] Yeah. [Sighs] Yeah.",
"Joey: Well, don't you look so glum. We're talking about my sucky life. Yours is a success.",
"[She tries to push his mouth into a smile with her fingers]",
"Joey: Oh. I forgot. You're still not over me.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Really?",
"Joey: Oh, remember? Christmas dinner from hell? That was one of Audrey's enlightened comments.",
"Pacey: Right. Of course.",
"Joey: You're still not over me. That must suck.",
"Pacey: Oh, it does. You have no idea the hardships I go through trying to maintain a friendship with a dream girl such as yourself. You have no idea.",
"Joey: Gets lonely.",
"Pacey: It does. I cry myself to sleep every night, but Jack and I cuddle. That eases the pain. He's very loving.",
"Joey: [Laughs] Oh, Pace. You know what? I am a good catch.",
"[She gets up and walks out of the room, and Pacey just watches her go, agreeing to himself.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: A montage of scenes from the party. Including all of the character of the show doing many different thing. CJ and Jen talking. Gus trying to hit on Emma but her pulling away. Joey drinking. Jack and David talking. Pacey and others. Many people around a keg. More Joey drinking. Pacey and Joey having a great time together.]",
"[Scene: The couch in front of the TV. Jack, Emma and Gus are sitting on the couch talking together. Gus on one end, Jack on the other, and Emma in the middle of them.]",
"Jack: I--I don't understand. I mean, when did you stop going to school?",
"Emma: Um... the end of the semester. The band's really taking off, jack, and I just-- I couldn't keep up with the requirements. When am I gonna need to know the origin of the baroque period anyway? It's totally lacking inspiration.",
"Gus: Totally.",
"Jack: Ahem. So, Gus... you still in school?",
"Gus: No need. I'm gonna be a roadie for the little lady.",
"Emma: [Laughs] No. No. He's just saying that. No. He's actually, um, a very brilliant pianist. He, um, plays in a pool hall on--on Thursday nights. It's really good stuff.",
"[They look over to Gus who is pulling something off the bottom of his shoe]",
"Gus: Wicked.",
"Jack: Yeah. Ok, um... are you sure you thought this marriage thing through? I mean, no offense, Gus, we just met tonight, but uh, it's movin' awful quickly.",
"Emma: Yeah, that's sort of the point, Jack. My visa ran out as soon as I quit school, which means I have no right to be here unless I... marry some Yankee b*st*rd. Actually Gus has been very agreeable about the whole thing. Haven't ya, Gus?",
"Gus: Right on, baby mama.",
"Emma: So I'm going to go, um, fetch something to drink. Can I get something for anyone?",
"Gus: Yeah, I'd like a-- I'd like a beer.",
"Emma: Ok.",
"Gus: And maybe some chips. And maybe, uh... mash the chips up inside a sandwich.",
"Emma: Ok.",
"[Emma goes into the kitchen leaving them alone]",
"Jack: So... Gus, did ya just, you know, offer your services to her, 'cause, you know, it's a big sacrifice just, you know, gettin' married this young and all. So",
"Gus: Yeah, I was led to believe that having other women in the bedroom wouldn't exactly be off limits. Plus, it's nice compensation.",
"Jack: What do you mean?",
"Gus: Free room and board, man. Plus, she said she'd cook for me.",
"Jack: Uh... yeah, you know, she's not exactly a cook. Um... she just throws stuff in a blender, and then she just kinda hopes",
"Gus: Whatever, man. She's got a nice rack.",
"Jack: Yeah, she",
"[Emma comes back and hands Gus a sandwich and a beer.]",
"Emma: Say, uh, are you two getting to know each other?",
"Jack: Unfortunately.",
"Gus: Yeah, no, your old man's cool. Doesn't even seem all that gay.",
"[Jack looks at him angrily for a sec, then decides not to do anything. Emma takes a big drink out of the bottle of champagne she has]",
"Jack: Yeah. Ok. Um... see you kids later. I'm just going to",
"[Jack goes to get up, but Emma grabs his shoulder and forces his to sit back down]",
"Jack: Stay right here.",
"[The camera pulls away, but Emma never lets go of Jack's shoulder preventing him from leaving.]",
"[Scene: The rehab center. Dawson and Audrey are following Toni Stark down the hallways at a distance that she cannot easily see them]",
"Dawson: All right, wait, why are we still doing this? Weren't you just blatantly telling me what a miserable failure I was?",
"Audrey: Look, Dawson Leery, if there is one thing I have learned in rehab, well, other than some killer cat's cradle, is that you have to believe in yourself. You are your own worst enemy and all that.",
"Dawson: You're not too convincing.",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Come on. You are so much better than all the wannabes I grew up with. I mean, so you made a colossal fool out of yourself in front of some producer. I say... why not do it again?",
"Dawson: You're not just encouraging me because you've been in rehab for a month and you're bored out of your mind, are you?",
"Audrey: Dawson, give a girl a break and dance, monkey, dance!",
"[Toni turns and walks around a corner out of view]",
"Dawson: All right, she went in that room right there.",
"Audrey: Oooh.",
"[The quickly turn the corner to see that they have walked in on a group session.]",
"Counselor: Hey, guys. Come on in. Don't be shy. We're here to help.",
"Dawson: Actually, you know, we're",
"Audrey: No, you know what? Honey, this is gonna be good for us.",
"Counselor: Come on, guys, make some room.",
"[Two people give them their char and grab another from the side of the room]",
"Dawson: Thank you.",
"Audrey: Thanks.",
"[Scene: The party. There is another montage of people having a great time together. Emma runs up to the Keg and does a handstand on it while two guys hold her legs and another begins to pour beer from the tap into her mouth. Jack and Pacey are standing next to the new TV watching this go on.]",
"Jack: Do we really have to co-habitat with this guy?",
"Pacey: Whoa. Whoa. She didn't mention anything about that.",
"[One of the guys were counting and gets to ten, and Emma falls back down to the ground]",
"Jack: Well, yeah, I think it's part of the marital-bliss deal. I mean, free room and board, the occasional unwanted groping, it's the only reason he's doing it.",
"Pacey: You gotta be kidding me.",
"Jack: What, you're shocked?",
"Pacey: I--I--I just don't get it, I guess.",
"Jack: I mean, you know, I understand Emma's in a bind, but, you know, she coulda said something.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know.",
"Jack: And this creep. I mean, who marries someone they don't love?",
"[They both look over and see Gus slap Emma on the ass as she walks by.]",
"Pacey: That kinda creep.",
"Jack: Kinda creep that's kinda givin' up hope.",
"Pacey: When you stop to think about it, it really must suck to be him.",
"[Scene: in one of the other rooms of the apartment. Jen walks into the room, and sees CJ sitting in a window sill holding a drink in his hands.]",
"Jen: So you havin' fun?",
"CJ: Oh, yeah.",
"Jen: Yeah. So you're drinking?",
"CJ: You know, I'd be much more inclined to answer your question if you weren't lookin' at me like I just...killed grams drunk driving.",
"Jen: I'm just curious.",
"CJ: Well, your friend offered me a drink, and it seemed rude to say no, so",
"Jen: So that's it? Years of sobriety shot to hell over a question of etiquette with a guy who threatened to punch you in your face?",
"CJ: I don't expect you to understand.",
"Jen: Well, thank god for that.",
"CJ: No, I just-- I didn't want to get into it with a stranger. You know... but thanks for telling him, incidentally.",
"Jen: Telling him what?",
"CJ: That I don't drink, apparently. Now he's apologizing to me like I'm dying or something.",
"Jen: Well, you know, it is a disease.",
"CJ: I know that, Jen. I, uh, I trained you. Remember?",
"Jen: Y-yeah, no, I know. I know, so why is this coming up? Because for as long as I've known you, you've operated on a certain set of rules to the point where I didn't think that a day would go by if you weren't sticking to the C.J. Plan.",
"CJ: Well, did it ever occur to you that maybe I realized I was too strict with myself? That maybe I wouldn't even be here right now if I was sticking to the so-called C.J. Plan?",
"Jen: Well, if this is gonna happen, then maybe you shouldn't be here with me.",
"CJ: Why? Because I've been sitting here for the past hour considering on whether or not to take a drink? I'd be more concerned about your friend Joey over there. She tried to tell me you killed somebody.",
"Jen: Wait, I'm sorry, so you--you haven't been drinking?",
"CJ: Oh, is that gonna magically change all the conclusions you just jumped to?",
"Jen: Well, yes.",
"CJ: Well, it doesn't work that way, Jen. Yeah, I've been thinking about it, fine. Just like I've been thinking about trying some normalcy with you, but apparently you find that wildly insulting.",
"Jen: No. No, look, I just don't want-- I just don't want whatever happens between us to be detrimental to either of us.",
"CJ: Are you trying to get outta something here? If you are, just tell me.",
"Jen: No, I am not trying to get out of anything. I don't even know what I'm getting into.",
"CJ: Well, then why are you making excuses for why this won't work? I mean, it's pretty hypocritical given our history, isn't it?",
"[Scene: The rehab center. Audrey and Dawson are sitting in the group session. Dawson seems out of place, but Audrey looks like she is trying to make the best of the situation.]",
"Counselor: What's your name?",
"Audrey: [Southern accent] My name is pinky. They call me that because a ferret bit off my pinky toe when I was 10, and that is when I turned to the drink.",
"Counselor: Ok. What is it that you'd like to tell your friend here?",
"Audrey: Oh, he is more than just a friend, more than just a cousin. We got married real young. Right after the second baby, was it? And then there were some more, but I lost track. They're with mom now in Vegas, but Dawson here, he was always real good to me. Even when I beat him because he knew that I didn't mean it. He knew it was just the alcohol talkin', right?",
"Dawson: You did do some things that were more violent than that.",
"Audrey: Well, like what, honey?",
"Dawson: Well, how 'bout the time you drove the car through the house and damn near killed us all?",
"Audrey: He's right about the car. Yeah. There were some things that I did that I probably wouldn't have if I weren't drinkin'.",
"Counselor: What other things, fingy?",
"Audrey: Well... like tellin' people things they didn't need to hear just 'cause I wanted to see the looks on their faces. You know, pushin' people away who were just tryin' to help me. Dawson here, he was always... real quiet about it, though. Not judgmental, really, just, you know, kept pickin' me up over and over again.",
"Counselor: And why do you suppose he did that?",
"Audrey: I don't really know. I think he's just... the kinda guy who always believes the best in people. And he deserved more than just... the destruction of his property, I suppose.",
"Dawson: It's ok, though. We can fix that.",
"Audrey: [Whispering] But I could've really hurt you.",
"Dawson: Yeah, but I think you needed to hit rock bottom before you snapped out of it.",
"Audrey: Yeah, but I didn't hit rock bottom until a couple of weeks after that.",
"Dawson: Maybe you just needed to hit it really hard.",
"Audrey: [Laughing] [Southern accent] Do you think... that there is still a house for me to come home to after all the construction's done and what not?",
"Dawson: I promise.",
"Audrey: Oh! Dawson, let's have another baby.",
"Toni: [Applause] Listen, I'm all for makin' a mockery of rehab, but can we please move this along? Blondie over here is from Beverly Hills, and she tried to take me for 2 packs last night, and her boyfriend here is, I don't know, a key grip.",
"Counselor: Is this true?",
"Dawson: Actually I was assistant to the director. I ended up directing the re-shoots myself, and, Toni, if you'd allow me to show you my reel",
"Counselor: Ok, that'll be quite enough of that. Thank you very much. You two obviously don't belong here.",
"Audrey: [Gasps] Do you mean I'm cured?",
"Counselor: No, I mean you're on dish duty tonight. I'll tell betty. Now, please, let conduct this session in peace.",
"Audrey: Sorry.",
"Toni: Buh-bye now.",
"[They get up and leave]",
"Audrey: It went well.",
"[Scene: The Party. Joey has gotten, Pacey, Jen and CJ, David and Jack, Emma and Gus all together to play spin the bottle. Everyone except Joey rather not be playing this game.]",
"Jen: You killing me with this, right, Joey?",
"Joey: I most certainly am not. Now don't be a spoil sport. Come on.",
"Jen: Ok, fine, but I--I'm not kissing him.",
"[points at Gus]",
"Joey: Well, what's fair is fair, right? Come on, Gustav, spin.",
"[Gus spins the bottle and it ends up pointing at Joey.]",
"Joey: New rule-- no tongue.",
"Jen: No, no, no, no. What's fair is fair, and don't mess with me because I've killed before.",
"Joey: [Whispering] I know. [to CJ] See?",
"Gus: No tongue? Screw that.",
"[Gus gets up and goes over and licks the side of Joey's Cheek. He sits back down and Joey wipes her face with her sleeve, and everyone looks disgusted.]",
"Joey: Ok. Well?",
"[She spins the bottle and it ends on Jack]",
"Joey: Jack!",
"[They kiss, and then Jack spins the bottle and it ends on Emma, and Jack kisses Emma. Emma spins the bottle and it ends on Jen.]",
"Jen: Oh.",
"[Jen and Emma give each other a quick kiss after a little giggle. Jen spins the bottle and it ends on CJ.]",
"Joey: Wait. That's not fair. You guys get to kiss all the time. What's the fun in that?",
"CJ: Not tonight. There's rules to be followed, yeah?",
"Jen: Oh, shut up.",
"[They kiss rather passionately, and Jack just sits impatiently. Everyone stares as they begin to make out right there. ]",
"David: Ok.",
"Jack: Ugh, yeah.",
"CJ: I'm a little thirsty. Do you need a",
"Jen: ok. Yeah, let's.",
"[Jen and CJ quickly get up and leave them.]",
"Joey: Oh, hey, whoa. This isn't like... 7 minutes in heaven. You guys have to come back.",
"Jack: You just wanna kiss Jen.",
"Pacey: Ok, regardless, they forfeit their turn.",
"[He gets up and spins the bottle, and it lands on Joey. Who smiles]",
"Joey: Mmm. Well... [Drunkenly trying to act sexy]doo-doo doo-doo all right. [Whispering] Lay one on me, pace.",
"[Just as Pacey is about to kiss Joey, Gus who is standing on the new TV falls]",
"Gus: Oh!",
"[Crash]",
"Pacey: Oh, you're gonna die!",
"Gus: I just-- I just wanted to see how much weight it would hold.",
"Pacey: What have you done?!",
"Gus: I didn't",
"Pacey: What have you done?! I will kill you. I will kill you for this do you understand?!",
"[Emma quickly sees that Pacey is serious and quickly gets Pacey to release Gus and stands between them]",
"Emma: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaaah!",
"[She pops Gus upside the head with her hand]",
"Emma: Idiot! Don't worry about this. I'll take care of it.",
"Pacey: No! No! No! Kill you!",
"[Emma pushes Gus towards the door to the apartment]",
"What about my stuff?",
"Emma: Oh, I'll throw it on the curb.",
"Gus: Yeah. Ok, but",
"Emma: the wedding is off.",
"Gus: Um, we-- we haven't done it yet.",
"Emma: Yeah, I'm aware of that, thank you.",
"Gus: Ok.",
"[She pushes him out the door, and Pacey and Jack lift the TV back up and see the screen is smashed]",
"Pacey: Oh, bertha. [Crying]",
"Jack: Oh, no. Jeez!",
"[Electrical snaps]",
"Pacey: Oh, I'm gonna kill that little b*st*rd.",
"[Joey stands up, rather drunk, not knowing what is going on.]",
"Joey: Wanna play sardines?",
"[she passes out and falls to the floor.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside the Rehab Center. Audrey is walking Dawson out to his car. It is now evening out. ]",
"Dawson: So they're really gonna put you on dish duty, huh?",
"Audrey: Oh, please, that's a godsend. It gets me out of kumbaya-ing for the night.",
"Dawson: Well, why did you have to give us so many kids?",
"Audrey: Whatever! Why did you have to get all earnest with the bag lady about the nature of the biz? [Laughs] Ohh. [Sighs] You know, it wasn't entirely fictional, the therapy session. I was feeling like there was some hardcore healing going on in there.",
"Dawson: Good. Just sucks you had to get in trouble to do it.",
"Audrey: Dawson. Stalking some woman through the hallways and crashing a therapy session was more fun than I ever could've imagined. You have no idea what a relief it was to just... not talk about myself and my problems all day. And darned if it didn't end up helping my problems out anyway.",
"Dawson: Hate when that happens.",
"Audrey: I know. You seem a little less self-absorbed than when you got here. You better get yourself back to L.A. Proper fast.",
"Dawson: Yeah, really. I don't know, I think it was just seeing somebody I admire so much give up on life like that. I don't know, I might be floundering for my next move, but I'm not that bad.",
"Audrey: Dawson, I haven't given up on life.",
"Dawson: I'm talking about Toni Stark.",
"Audrey: Oh. Right. [Giggles] See? You're good. The next time you come, you bring me Nyquil.",
"Dawson: There doesn't even have to be a next time. You're almost outta here.",
"Audrey: I don't know, it's like... as much as I hate it here, I'm sorta scared more of what's beyond the gate 'cause it's all kind of a blur, but... I don't think I left things on the best of terms out there.",
"Dawson: It can all be just like it was. Minus the bad parts.",
"Audrey: You know, actually, I kinda don't think I can, but... kinda glad about that. [Giggles]",
"Dawson: Come here.",
"[They hug.]",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Thank you.",
"Dawson: Bye.",
"Audrey: See ya.",
"[Scene: the couch in front of the now busted TV. David and Jack are sitting there looking at the broken TV and talking.]",
"David: So, uh, you really used to go out with, uh, Joey, huh?",
"Jack: Uh...ahem. Who have you been talking to tonight?",
"David: Well, maybe if you didn't keep ditching me to go make out with women",
"Jack: I was just playing by the rules. Besides, Joey was being very...adamant. What exactly did she tell you?",
"David: Nothing, really, but I would love to see your work sometime.",
"Jack: [Laughs] Ooh, no, I don't-- I don't-- I don't think so. Ahem. But I am sorry for being, uh, distracted tonight. It's just that, you know, this whole... Gus bomb that, uh, Emma dropped is just kinda shocking.",
"David: Yeah, but crisis averted. It's almost like it never happened.",
"Jack: Well, I'm just worried. You know, I mean, I just--I had no idea that things were so desperate for her. What's she gonna do now?",
"David: Hmm. It's a bad situation, you know, it isn't exactly your problem to solve. I mean, there isn't really much you can do unless you want to go marry her yourself. [Chuckles]",
"[We can see that Jack is actually considering the thought]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Bedroom. Jen and CJ have just had s*x, and are lying underneath all of the coats that are piled up on the bed. CJ grabs his boxers and is about to start to get dressed when Jen stops him.]",
"Jen: Wait. What are you doing? Are you getting dressed?",
"CJ: Well, yeah. I think some people wanna get in here.",
"Jen: Don't. Make them wait. Their coats aren't that nice anyway.",
"CJ: Well, you're the one rollin' around in 'em.",
"Jen: I know. Exactly. Come here.",
"CJ: Ok.",
"[They begins kissing again]",
"CJ: This sure beats arguing about whether or not I've had a drink.",
"Jen: No, that was fun for a while, too.",
"CJ: Well, you weren't entirely wrong.",
"Jen: Yeah, well, I wasn't entirely right, either. I mean... it's your life, you know what you're doing with it.",
"CJ: Not really. But this is pretty nice right here. I got nervous tonight... when I saw... Pacey. Reminded me of all the--the drama. I don't know, I just-- I guess I just wanted to make you happy, try to be normal.",
"Jen: I would be unhappy if you were normal. Besides, I thought that's what I was trying to do. I had this plan that I was not going to have a drink tonight, and you and I were just going to talk about philosophy.",
"CJ: That's not normal party behavior.",
"Jen: I don't care about any of that stuff anymore. I mean, I just wanna...do this. Can--can we do this?",
"CJ: This? Think we just did, and I think some coat owners aren't gonna be too happy with the result.",
"Jen: Seriously, I-- I don't wanna date the idea of you, and I don't want you to fall for some false idea of me.",
"CJ: You tried faking me out before, remember? You're not very good at it.",
"Jen: I know. We should get outta here.",
"CJ: You're gonna have to surrender this coat first, you know that?",
"Jen: No, this is Joey's coat. She has enough coats.",
"[He points to the coat that Jen is lying underneath]",
"CJ: Come on, let's go get wasted.",
"Jen: Mmm. Totally, dude.",
"[He gets up, but Jen lies there for a sec holding Joey's coat to her]",
"[Scene: The kitchen. Jack and Emma are seeing people as they leave the party. The party has wrapped up and the place is a mess.]",
"Guys: Bye.",
"Jack: See ya, guys.",
"[the last of the guests leave, and Emma and Jack begin cleaning up]",
"Emma: So, where do you think C.J. And Jen came from?",
"Jack: I don't even want to think about it. Look, I'm sorry about your, um... failed marriage and everything.",
"Emma: Yeah, thanks, Jack, the sympathy is just oozing from your voice.",
"Jack: All right, well, between a loveless marriage and--and going home, don't you think going home would be a little bit better? I mean, you know, at least you'd have some time to figure some things out.",
"Emma: My folks are great, don't get me wrong, but it is my mom's dying wish to see me fail at this, and I just can't give her that satisfaction. You know, I'd be there one day, she'd have me tutoring the slow kids on the triangle. It's musical suicide. I'm not looking for love right now. When I find it, it usually kicks my ass.",
"[Chuckles]",
"Emma: And if at some point some Christian bale type does descend upon me, so to speak... I'll just, um...",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Emma: I'll dump the poor sap I married. Hmm.",
"Jack: Well, I'm gonna have to have a little bit of private time with that, uh, Christian bale type before I can let you marry him. [Laughs]",
"Emma: Uh-uh.",
"Jack: You actually, I--I... I would be the perfect husband. You know, I can help you check out guys, I can...make sure they're not gay.",
"Emma: [Laughs] Yes, it is rather a hassle when you find that out late in the game, isn't it",
"Jack: Plus, you know, I wouldn't be pawing you all the time like Gus.",
"Emma: Well, that sounds great. Let's get married, then.",
"Jack: Let's do it.",
"Emma: [Laughs] Yeah, um... how much have you had to drink?",
"Jack: I'm just tryin' to help you out. I mean, we already live together, right?",
"Emma: Look, why do you think I asked Gus? 'Cause he's a nasty little creature who I don't care about. It's easier that way. I could never ask that big of a favor from a friend. I just--I couldn't.",
"Jack: Well, you don't have to 'cause... I'm askin' you.",
"Emma: Jack, you are too good.",
"Jack: Well, not really. I--I--I didn't get you a ring or",
"Emma: That's a good point! No, you are. You are too good for that. I couldn't.",
"Jack: [Sighs] I would.",
"Emma: I know. I know you would, you madman. I wish I could take advantage of that. Nope. I can't ruin 2 lives. [Laughs] It's my mess. I've got to face it. I've been livin' too long in fantasy land. Go dry those dishes.",
"[Scene: Pacey's bedroom. Pacey is carrying a passes out Joey upstairs into the bedroom, and goes over and lies her down on the bed.]",
"Pacey: And here we are. Home, sweet...",
"Joey: Already?",
"Pacey: Already. I know, it's a long trip up from the living room.",
"Joey: That was fun. See, I'm a lovely drunk.",
"Pacey: You are indeed, Miss Potter.",
"[He takes off her boots]",
"Joey: I talked to so many new people tonight. People love me.",
"Pacey: And they love it when you tell them your friends' dirty little secrets.",
"Joey: Huh?",
"Pacey: Nothing. Never mind.",
"[Joey is falling asleep and her speech keeps getting quieter and quieter]",
"Joey: It was a wonderful party, Pacey. Until all the smashes and stuff.",
"Pacey: Yeah, the smashing was not so good.",
"Joey: I'm sorry about the television thing.",
"Pacey: It's ok. It happens. And I probably was getting a little too attached.",
"Joey: Can't have that.",
"Pacey: No. But I'm glad you had a good time. You deserved it. And you are a lovely and wise drunk, Miss Potter.",
"[Joey smiles and starts to push a hair off her face, before he arm just droops]",
"Pacey: What you said earlier was right. I never did. How could I? Just look at you.",
"[Joey leans up groggily]",
"Joey: You know what else we never did?",
"[She kisses him]",
"Joey: Your turn now.",
"[She then passes out back onto the bed.]",
"Pacey: Sweet dreams, Joey.",
"[He kisses her on the forehead, and then pulls the covers over her, before sitting down in a chair to watch her sleep.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x14 | Clean and Sober | destinyros2005 |
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"After agreeing to pose as Pacey's sister at a business party, Joey demands to be taken home. When Pacey makes a quick stop at a local K-Mart they are accidentally locked inside the store. They're forced to spend the night there and talk about their friendship and relationship, both past and future. After the night is over they are both left to ponder what the future has in store for them."
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"[Scene: A Fancy Dinner Party. Pacey and Joey are attending a company dinner. Pacey is talking to the good-looking girl next to him, while Joey is sitting next to Pacey very bored. She begins to try to get her shoes that she had taken off earlier and are under the table by trying to reach them with her feet and pulling them to her. She eventually gives up trying to reach one of them, and crawls under the table to grab it. When she reaches it, she turns to crawl out and sees that the lady has her hand on Pacey's inner thigh, and is surprised and hits her table on the bottom of the table.]",
"Joey: Ohh.",
"[Pacey sees Joey climbing out of under the table.]",
"Pacey: Would you excuse me for one second?",
"Woman: Of course.",
"Pacey: Darlin', I don't mean to pry, but... would you mind telling me just what the hell it is you're doing down there?",
"Joey: It depends. Would you mind telling me what that girl's hand is doing knee-deep on your lap?",
"Pacey: Excuse me?",
"Joey: You heard me. Or perhaps you'd like me to involve the entire table, 'cause I'm sure her date would at least be marginally interested.",
"Pacey: Ok, great. You've made your point. Which is what, exactly?",
"Joey: Pacey... I want to go home. Now. I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I know you didn't read the fine print in our little rent-a-day contract, but it expires in exactly 35 minutes, so maybe you could just skip the subtleties and get her phone number?",
"Pacey: Ok, sis down. It'll be fine.",
"Joey: She thinks I'm your sister?!",
"Pacey: Oh, will you look at that?",
"Joey: Oh!",
"Pacey: Did I not mention to you what a wonderful networking opportunity this was for me?",
"Joey: Yes. That's how you suckered me into coming in the first place, but you know what? We've networked, we've schmoozed, and unless you take me home now, as in right now, I think little miss thing over there isn't going to be so interested when she sees your sister lean over the table and give you the tongue kissing of your life.",
"Pacey: 5 minutes. We'll leave in 5 minutes.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Pacey: Great.",
"[He turns back to the lady he was talking to. And Joey tries again to retrieve her shoe.]",
"Pacey: Well, everything seems to be fine down there. [Chuckles] Sisters. You know?",
"Woman: Yeah, and the guy I'm with is really my brother.",
"Pacey: [Chucks] He is?",
"Woman: No.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Oh. Right.",
"Woman: Well, look, I don't want beat around the bush. You seem like a nice guy.",
"Pacey: So then you wouldn't mind if I called you?",
"Woman: Sure. You could call me, I could call you, or I could ditch my date, and you could ditch your...sister.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"Woman: And we could meet back here in an hour and go to my place. Look, if you don't want to do this, I mean, if you're really with that girl...",
"Pacey: that girl?",
"Woman: The one that's under the table",
"Pacey: Oh, that girl. That girl. Oh...no. No, no, no. I am most definitely not with that girl.",
"Woman: So...it's a date?",
"Pacey: Yes. I'll see you back here in an hour.",
"Woman: [Giggles]",
"[She leaves and Joey comes crawling out of under the table again.]",
"Joey: Finally. I got my shoe. It was all the way across the table.",
"Pacey: Was it really? Great. Then problem solved, whatever the problem was. We should probably be going. Ok?",
"Joey: Wait, Pacey. Let me get my shoe.",
"Pacey: Come on, Cinderella.",
"Joey: [Sighs] You have a hot date or something?",
"Pacey: No, but a beautiful woman did just offer to have s*x with me, no strings attached.",
"Joey: You're so cute when you're delusional.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Inside Pacey's Car. Joey and Pacey have left the party and are driving home. Joey is shifting rather weirdly in her seat.]",
"Joey: Pace...I just have one question.",
"Pacey: Shoot.",
"Joey: What the hell is happening to my butt right now?",
"Pacey: That'll be the seat warmer, which comes standard on all your finer German automobiles.",
"Joey: Huh. My lower half thanks you for moving so far up the socio-economic ladder.",
"[They drive past an exit on the highway]",
"Joey: Pacey, wasn't that turn we just sped past the way out of these godforsaken suburbs?",
"Pacey: Yes, it was, but you and I are gonna be makin' a little pit stop.",
"Joey: Pit stop? Oh, no. Perhaps I didn't impress upon you the importance of me being home, in bed, and out of these ridiculous clothes as soon as possible. I have an entire book to read before Hetson's class.",
"Pacey: Ok, simmer down. This is gonna delay you, like, 2 minutes.",
"Joey: What do you need, anyway?",
"Pacey: Need?",
"Joey: Yeah. The reason for the pit stop? The thing you can't live without until tomorrow morning?",
"Pacey: Uh, laundry detergent.",
"Joey: Laundry detergent?",
"Pacey: Yes. Laundry detergent.",
"Joey: Pacey, in the entire time I've known you, I don't think you've ever once done laundry.",
"[Scene: They pull into the parking lot of a K-Mart. They get out of the car, and Pacey begins to walk towards the K-Mart, while Joey is quickly catching up to him.]",
"Pacey: Uh, you don't have to come with me. You can wait in the car.",
"Joey: You're seriously expecting me to wait out here while you're traipsing around the world's largest superstore?",
"Pacey: Right.",
"Joey: Wrong! It's cold, it's scary, and if you must know, I have to use the bathroom.",
"Pacey: How could you possibly have to go to the bathroom 2 minutes ago, you didn't even want to stop.",
"Joey: Do you want to argue about this, or shall we continue the 10-mile trek to the front of the store?",
"[They eventually make their way up to the front door]",
"Joey: Why did we have to park so far away, anyway?",
"Pacey: I just spent 2 1/2 months' salary gettin' Dawson's house scraped off her front end. You think I want to leave her in the hands of those fine, upstanding citizens?",
"[He points to the two guys collecting carts and running through the parking lot with them. He stops at the automatic door, but it doesn't open.]",
"Pacey: Nooo.",
"Joey: Great. It's closed.",
"Pacey: It can't be closed. There's still people inside.",
"[One of the doors next to it opens, and a security guard it letting some customers out.]",
"Guard: Good night, now, folks. Drive safe.",
"[The guard watches the customers leave and then notices the guys with the carts over by his car]",
"Guard: Hey! What the hell are you lamebrains doin' out there?! The Monte Carlo! Watch the Monte Carlo!",
"[He runs out and Pacey fakes a yawn and then catches the door before it can close.]",
"Pacey: [Yawns]",
"[The quickly make their way inside]",
"Joey: Oh. I'm gonna go",
"Pacey: I know where you're goin'.",
"[Scene: Inside K-Mart. They make their way into the store, and Joey notices a sign to the bathrooms, while Pacey begins to head off in another direction. Pacey goes over to the Condom section of the store, and begins looking at the selection when an employee comes up to him.]",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"Employee: Um...we're gonna be closing soon?",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[Pacey grabs a three pack of Trojans.]",
"Pacey: [Chuckles uncomfortably]",
"Employee: Very nice.",
"[Scene: The front of the store, by the registers. Pacey comes walking up to the registers to pay for the condoms, when Joey comes running up to him. He quickly puts the condoms into his pocket before Joey can see them.]",
"Joey: There you are. Come on. Let's",
"Pacey: Uh--I--could you just hold on for one second?",
"Joey: No. I need you.",
"Pacey: Need me...for what? You can't go to the toilet by yourself?",
"Joey: Yes. That's exactly it.",
"Pacey: What? Ok. C-can you just wait",
"Joey: No. I can't. And why weren't you at the laundry?",
"Pacey: Ok. Let's go.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Pacey: You're welcome. You just have to ask the right way. You know?",
"Joey: You're so bossy.",
"[Scene: Outside the bathroom. Pacey is sitting outside the men's bathroom, cause the women's bathroom is taped off and Joey in using the men's bathroom. Joey comes out of the bathroom, and Pacey pushes himself off the wall he is leaning on.]",
"Pacey: Is your nose of adventure really so lacking you could not have used this washroom unattended?",
"Joey: Pacey, the outer door doesn't lock. Somebody could've walked in at any point.",
"Pacey: So?",
"Joey: So... stall-to-stall chatting with strange men in public washrooms isn't really a life experience I need to have, thank you.",
"Pacey: Who is going to walk in? There's nobody here. And the whole store's gonna close in 5 minutes anyhow.",
"[The lights begins turning off.]",
"[Scene: The front of the store. Joey and Pacey come running up to the front doors that are locked. They can see the guard and other employees getting into their cars outside.]",
"Joey: Oh, my god. They're still here. Yell. Yell. Yell.",
"Pacey: Hey!",
"Joey: Hey! Mister! Mister!",
"Pacey: Hey! Hey!",
"Joey: Hello! Help!",
"[The guard gets in his car without seeing them]",
"Joey: This isn't happening. Tell me this isn't happening.",
"Pacey: It's ok. He's gonna see the car.",
"Joey: Pacey, we're parked in, like, another zip code.",
"Pacey: All right, if we want to start pointing fingers, we should probably point them at the bladder that got us into this situation.",
"Joey: He's leaving.",
"Pacey: I can see that, thanks.",
"Joey: Look. He's getting in his car, and he's leaving us here trapped.",
"[The guard pulls away from the store]",
"Joey: [Sighs] Ok. Let's not panic.",
"Pacey: Who's panicking?",
"Joey: I'm panicking, Pacey. This isn't exactly where I want to be right now. I have an en",
"Pacey: \"I've got a book to read.\" I know. When don't you have an entire book to read? And just so you know, this is not exactly my ideal situation, either.",
"Joey: Well, look, let's not snipe at each other anymore.",
"[Pacey tries to bash the door open, without success.]",
"Joey: Ok. You know what? We need to think logically.",
"Pacey: Right.",
"Joey: Well... this one's locked.",
"[They go back into the store.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The registers. Joey is at one of the registers, and hangs up the phone that is there. Pacey comes walking up to join her from the back of the store.]",
"Pacey: Hey. Hey, any luck?",
"Joey: They're not real phones.",
"Pacey: What do you mean, they're not real phones?",
"Joey: [Echoing over P.A.] Clean up on aisle 4. Clean up on aisle 4. [Sighs] They're just intercoms. We can call house wares, but we can't communicate with the outside world. Please tell me you found some kind of a back door or something.",
"Pacey: No. Not one that we can open, but I was thinkin', there's always your ever-present cell phone.",
"Joey: In my purse.",
"Pacey: Great.",
"Joey: In the car.",
"Pacey: Hmm.",
"Both: Pay phones!",
"Joey: I think they're",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"[Scene: The Employee break room. Joey is on the pay phone trying to talk to the police station. Pacey is sitting on a table near to the phone waiting.]",
"Joey: No, officer. Not...stuck, like, in the snow, stuck, as in locked in. [Sighs] No. Nobody's life is in danger. But please don't put me back on hold--",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Ok, fine. That's it. Just hang up. We'll call 911.",
"Joey: We can't call 911.",
"Pacey: Why not? We're stuck, aren't we?",
"Joey: Pacey, we're stuck in a giant barn like structure with massive quantities of food, clothing, and all the latest in home video equipment. How does that qualify as an emergency? I mean, are we in some sort of a danger I'm unaware of?",
"Pacey: Yes. We're in danger of getting you home late, and we can't have that, now, can we?",
"Joey: Since when do you care?",
"Pacey: About what?",
"Joey: Getting me home on time?",
"Pacey: Since...forever. I don't want you to be lax in your studies. There's important homework to be done, books to be read. What book is it you're reading?",
"Joey: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.",
"Pacey: Fear and loathing? You're paying $35,000 a year to be told to read fear and loathing in Las Vegas? You could do that on your own time. I could do that on my own time.",
"Joey: Shut up. Something's happening. It's ringing.",
"Pacey: Ok. Good. I'll have you home in no time.",
"Joey: Well, we'll rot here. It transferred me to some sort of automated response system. \"Press one to file a complain about noise. Press 2 for traffic violations.\" Here. You listen.",
"[She hands Pacey the phone and begins to realize she is cold]",
"Joey: Can I have your coat? I'm freezing. It's freezing in here.",
"Pacey: My coat? What's wrong with your coat?",
"Joey: Mine just looks nice. It wasn't intended to keep anyone warm, especially not someone wearing only a thin layer of silk.",
"Pacey: Ok, fine. Hold this for a second.",
"[He puts his coat onto her while she continues listening to the phone and then takes the phone back]",
"Pacey: Better?",
"Joey: Thank you. I think you should press zero, see if we can get a real person back on the line. You don't have any gloves, do you?",
"Pacey: No, I didn't br--hello! Yes. Look, we're stuck in a gigantic Kmart. Yes, as a matter of fact, you did talk to us earlier. Uh, hello? No, please don't put me back on...hold. God!",
"[She reaches into his pocket looking for gloves and finds the condoms. She taps him on the shoulder while he is waiting on hold again.]",
"Pacey: What?",
"Joey: Are these yours?",
"Pacey: Those?",
"Joey: Yeah. These...prophylactics I found in your pocket.",
"Pacey: [Coughs] Oh. Those. Uh, yeah. Actually, they are. But, look, we should probably concentrate on the matter at hand here.",
"Joey: This is why we stopped? Pacey, we're stuck in here because you had some pressing need for birth control?",
"Pacey: Yes. Ok? Because that's the kind of responsible guy I am. But seeing as it doesn't look like we're gonna get outta here anytime too soon, it's kind of a moot point, so if [He hears something on the phone] Uh, hello? Hello. Hello. Yes. Hello. Ok. No. No, that's fine. If you could just please make sure that they do actually call us back. The number is 617-555-0189. Thanks for",
"[He hangs up the phone when he realizes the other person hung up]",
"Pacey: Ok. Well, at least now we're makin' progress.",
"[Joey is just staring at him]",
"Pacey: What? What's the look for?",
"Joey: It's that girl from the party, right? You were on a date with me, and you picked up some other girl with questionable fashion sense, and then you were gonna go back to her place",
"Pacey: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. You and I were not on a date. Which is only the first of many things wrong with that sentence.",
"Joey: Pacey, my entire night is ruined.",
"Pacey: Well, my night's not exactly going to plan, either.",
"Joey: Ruined! For the sake of some booty call?",
"Pacey: Ok, let's...just... take a little time out, because you and I... we're not actually having this conversation.",
"Joey: Oh, why? 'Cause you don't want to talk about s*x with me?",
"Pacey: Ha! Do you want to talk about s*x with me?",
"Joey: Well, no, but... I usually don't want to talk about s*x with anybody.",
"Pacey: Thank you for proving my point. Now, if we could move on, I think our night will be much, much more pleasant.",
"Joey: After you tell me why you don't want to talk about s*x with me.",
"Pacey: All right, one would think this would be obvious, but fine. Perhaps it has something to do with how calm and cool and non-judgmental you are about the whole thing.",
"Joey: Oh, you know what? I don't approve. Ok? There. I said it. And I refuse to sit here and pretend like this is all just fine, 'cause it's ridiculous.",
"Pacey: Do you hear yourself? You can't help it! This is why we don't talk about s*x. It's actually the secret to our entire friendship.",
"Joey: You've lost me in your sea of pronouns.",
"Pacey: Well, ok. We are friends. Right?",
"Joey: Yes.",
"Pacey: So what is the secret to our long-lasting and angst-free friendship? What is the one thing that keeps it going year after year after year after year?",
"Joey: We suck at meeting new people.",
"Pacey: Wrong. We do not, under any circumstance, talk about s*x. I may be having it, you may be thinking about having it, but we don't discuss it. That way we avoid the awkwardness, and in avoiding the awkwardness, we are able to maintain our friendship. You see, it's a preventative measure. I solved the problem before it even starts.",
"Joey: But, Pacey...if we're such good friends, why is there any awkwardness in the first place?",
"Pacey: Because not too long ago, we were more than just good friends, now, weren't we?",
"Joey: Yeah, but we're not anymore.",
"Pacey: But that doesn't matter. The damage is already done.",
"Joey: What, so as far as you're concerned, I slept with you, and then I took myself in and got revirginized?",
"Pacey: In my mind? Yes.",
"Joey: Oh, so I never slept with Eddie or Dawson",
"Pacey: Oh, I told you, I don't want to hear about this.",
"Joey: Ok, so basically what you're saying is that the only way you and I can continue being friends is if we lie to each other about our s*x lives... if we take that whole giant aspect of our lives and just... pretend like it doesn't exist?",
"Pacey: Worked for you and Dawson.",
"Joey: What?! What did you say?",
"Pacey: I said it",
"Joey: I heard what you said. I just can't quite believe my ears.",
"Pacey: Well, is there anything essentially untrue about that statement?",
"Joey: N-- [Chuckles] No.",
"Pacey: No. Then what's the problem?",
"Joey: Pacey, did it ever occur to you that maybe I don't want to live my life this way... that maybe I have grown up?",
"Pacey: Have you.",
"Joey: What is that supposed to mean?",
"Pacey: It means, simply put, that you don't care who I sleep with. I could've had s*x with that woman on the table right next to you, and you wouldn't have even batted an eyelash.",
"Joey: Pacey...you slept with my roommate for an entire year. I think it's a little late for me to start to get... skittish on the topic of you and other women.",
"Pacey: Don't make me spell this out. Do you really not understand what I'm talking about?",
"Joey: No. I don't. I really don't. I mean, do you? Because I'm a bit confused here. I mean... are you upset because...I'm upset? Are you upset that...I'm not upset? Are you upset that I'm not upset enough? I mePacey, we broke up... moved on. Was I supposed to spend the rest of my life feeling miserable about the way things ended between us?",
"Pacey: Ok. Well, you know what? Now that you brought it up, yes. A couple of months here, there, really wouldn't have hurt. I mean, I'm not asking for the lifetime you've devoted to feeling bad about Dawson, but just a couple of weeks.",
"Joey: Unbelievable! Pacey! I can never win, can I? I guess I can't. It's kind of like taking my head and beating it up against a rock. I mean, who had more s*x? Who was with who longer? Isn't there some sort of boy calculus you can use to figure out who won and just leave me out of it?",
"Pacey: Right, 'cause god forbid I might just be talking about you and me right now.",
"Joey: There is no \"you and me,\" Pacey. We've moved on, and I'm sorry I didn't dash myself into a thousand pieces when you broke up with me but you know what? Life goes on, no matter how ungratifying that may be for your male ego.",
"Pacey: This is not about my ego.",
"Joey: No? Really. Then what is it about? I mean, why would you want to go back there? Why would you want to go back down that long road that only ends with you and I arg",
"Pacey: I know where this road ends.",
"Joey: Then what good can come of it? Tell me. I mean, why do you, all of a sudden, want to revisit... something that is better left...",
"[Ring]",
"Joey: Well, are you gonna answer that, or are we gonna finish this?",
"Pacey: We could live for a thousand years, and we would never finish this.",
"[HE answers the phone]",
"Pacey: Hello? Well, yes. Obviously, we're still here. No, no. We don't have anyplace to go, now, do we?",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Break Room. Pacey is still on the phone with the Police]",
"Pacey: Well, yes, officer, I realize that we're probably fairly low on your priority list, but-- well, no, I wasn't aware of the freezing rain. I'm sure that does cause quite a few accidents. Ok. Well, we'll continue to sit tight here. If you could just send someone out as soon as possible, that'd be great. Thank you. You, too.",
"[HE hangs up the phone.]",
"[Sighs] Pacey over",
"[Scene: Pacey and Joey are walking through the empty store. Joey is off walking around and finds a bin full of books and begins rummaging through the books. Pacey is off walking and goes into the /electronics section of the store, and sees all of the TVs and then the video cameras and then gets a plan together. Joey has now completely emptied the bin on the floor and is looking through the books and sees Bridget Jones's Diary and realizes that there is a video of the book she is supposed to read. She goes over to a rack of DVDs and begins looking for and eventually finds Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on DVD.]",
"P.A.: Joey potter, you're needed in electronics. Joey potter to electronics, please.",
"[She makes her way over to the Electronics department and sees all of the TV's on and then sees Pacey's face on all of them.]",
"Pacey: Is this thing on? Ok, well...ahem. Hey...it's me... obviously. So if you could just step a little closer, and don't worry, I'm not gonna bite. I come in peace. Look...you and I... we're gonna be here for a while. For quite a while, it seems. So I think it would be best if we could come to some sort of truce. And to facilitate this truce, I'm willing to admit to you on camera that, yes, indeed, I am an ass, which you probably already know. Better than most people. And perhaps better than anyone on earth. But I digress. My proposal is this: That we leave the past in the past, which is where it belongs anyway, that we try and make the best out of this bad situation, and that we get comfortable. To wit--I bought you something. Well, I didn't really buy you something. Perhaps procured would be a better word, but...anyway, you get my point. It's down there on the counter. [She looks over and sees that he put a set of pajamas and slippers on the counter] I'm not so sure about the sizes anymore, 'cause it's been a while, but... we can always exchange it. And, if you accept my proposal, you will have at your disposal for a limited time only the ability to make me do one thing I really do not want to do. Which is not to say that you don't always have that ability, but I kinda figure that that's how this whole night from hell started. You were doing something for me that you really didn't want to do... which is what friends are for. Ok. Over and out.",
"[Pacey comes walking around the corner to join her]",
"Joey: I know what I want.",
"[The begin walking down the aisles. Joey is looking for something and Pacey is trying to keep up with her]",
"Pacey: Shouldn't I be getting you out of those clothes?",
"Joey: Later.",
"[She walks from aisle to aisle still looking]",
"Pacey: Well, would you mind telling me where it is--",
"Joey: Later.",
"Pacey: I thought you said those shoes were killin' you.",
"[She finally finds the Razor aisle and stops]",
"Pacey: You're kidding, right?",
"Joey: You said \"one thing,\" Pacey.",
"Pacey: I said \"one thing that would help you.\" How does changing my physical appearance help you?",
"Joey: Believe me, if I don't have to look thing on your face anymore, I will consider myself helped. Here.",
"[Hands him the razors]",
"Pacey: You're really gonna make me do this.",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Hmm. After all we've been through together. So this is what it comes down to, does it? Ok. [Sighs] But I want you to know one thing. I'm not gonna go down without a fight.",
"Joey: Please.",
"[He begins running]",
"Joey: Aah! Pacey! Pacey. Pacey!",
"[She has lost sight of him and is looking around for him]",
"Joey: Pacey?",
"[Pacey sneaks past the aisle behind her]",
"Joey: Pacey! You're only delaying the inevitable.",
"[Pacey begins to cut through the lingerie section and runs into a rack]",
"Pacey: Oh--",
"[Rattling]",
"Joey: You know, you're only making it worse for yourself. Much worse. When I catch you, who knows what other body parts I'll require you to shave. Pacey.",
"[Joey stops in the Auto department and gets and Idea. She knocks over a display, which catches Pacey's attention.]",
"[Crash]",
"Joey: Ow! I think I ran into an auto display case or something! Oh...h-help me. I think I'm bleeding.",
"[Pacey stops and then slowly turns to makes sure she is alright.]",
"Joey: Aisle 3-b! Bring band-aids!",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: The Auto Section. Pacey comes looking around for Joey, and he is carrying band aids, but he doesn't see her. He turns to look down and aisle, when Joey comes up from behind him with a can of shaving ream in her hand pointed at him]",
"Joey: I wouldn't make",
"Pacey: Ohh!",
"Joey: Any sudden movements if I were you.",
"Pacey: You wouldn't dare.",
"Joey: I would. I don't particularly like that suit you're wearing. How much did it cost, $5, $600?",
"[She begins backing him up]",
"Joey: Move it. Uh-huh... back it up.",
"[Scene: The Men's Bathroom. Pacey is by the sink getting ready to shave when Joey comes out of one of the stalls changes into the pajamas.]",
"[Hinges squeak loudly]",
"Joey: Hey. I told you to wait for me.",
"Pacey: I am.",
"Joey: Ok. Go.",
"Pacey: All right, this is your last chance to change your mind about this.",
"Joey: Pacey. It's a beard. It'll grow back. Not that it should. What's the big deal, anyway?",
"Pacey: Well, you know how ballplayers don't change their socks during a winning streak?",
"Joey: No.",
"Pacey: Ok, well, they don't because they respect the streak.",
"Joey: And you perceive yourself as being on some sort of winning streak.",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Joey: Caused by that thing on your face.",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Joey: Fine. I give up.",
"Pacey: You give up? You're giving up that easily.",
"Joey: Yeah. If it means that much to you, Pacey. I mean, I have no desire to monkey with some centuries-old sports tradition. I wouldn't want you to lose the... triple crown or whatever. I just wanted to see your face again. Is that a crime?",
"Pacey: No. So that's it... end of story. It's just that easy.",
"Joey: Yeah. But you are gonna have to change your socks.",
"[Scene: Later in the store. Joey and Pacey are sitting on small chairs in the middle of one of the main Aisles playing a game of battleship.]",
"Pacey: I said b-3.",
"Joey: Ok, fine. You sunk my battleship. I officially suck at this game.",
"Pacey: Well, we can't all be master strategists, now, can we? So, what's next? Operation? Risk? What do you want?",
"[She is just looking at him]",
"Pacey: What?",
"Joey: Can I ask you a question?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Fire away.",
"Joey: Are you happy?",
"Pacey: Me?",
"Joey: Yeah. I mean really happy, not superficially, we-all-have- our-health happy.",
"Pacey: Why? Are you?",
"Joey: Mmm... yeah. I think I am. Which is weird, because it's not like there's anything all that spectacular going on in my life right now. It's just that... [Sighs] I don't know. I guess I feel different. Like...I've always had this tendency to assume that change, when it happens, can only be for the worse. You know? And lately, I kinda feel like that's not true... like whatever's waiting for me out there... may not be that bad. And even if it is... then not knowing about it... might actually be the good part. Mmm...I don't know. [Chuckles] I don't know that I'm making any sense.",
"Pacey: It sounds like what you're tryin' to say... is that you really like that guy.",
"Joey: \"That guy\"?",
"Pacey: Yeah. That Eddie guy.",
"Joey: Yeah. I did. But...the past... as they say, is the past. And that still doesn't change the fact that you never answered my question.",
"Pacey: I don't really have to. I mean, how could I not be happy? You've seen my car, right?",
"Joey: Pacey!",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: Real answer, please.",
"Pacey: Real answer? Ok, fine. The real answer is this. I currently have in my life everything that I could possibly want. Except one thing.",
"Joey: And what's that?",
"[Scene: The restaurant section of the store. Pacey is behind the counters filling a large tray of Nachos with Cheese, and Joey just looks at him shaking her head and drinking a soda.]",
"Joey: Nachos? Please tell me you're really not gonna eat that.",
"Pacey: Well, you nixed my whole build- your-own-sundae idea.",
"Joey: Well, yeah, it's a little too cold for ice cream.",
"Pacey: It is never too cold for ice cream.",
"Joey: Pacey, why do you always seem to be eating during key moments of our relationship?",
"Pacey: I don't know. Is this a key moment in our relationship?",
"Joey: Well, it would've been if you would've let me get rid of that thing off your face.",
"Pacey: Is this what you consider letting it die?",
"Joey: What? We've already established that the theme for the evening is picking at old scabs.",
"[She hands him her glass]",
"Joey: Can I have more, please? Less ice this time.",
"Pacey: Less ice. You know... I think I actually missed my true calling in life.",
"Joey: Jerk?",
"Pacey: Mm-hmm.",
"Joey: I meant soda.",
"Pacey: I know what you meant. It just really wasn't all that funny. So...can I get you anything else? A little cotton candy?",
"Joey: Uhh! Gross.",
"Pacey: You want a pretzel?",
"Joey: No. I think those were probably made when I was a virgin.",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah. The good old days. But you're right. We should stop. We don't want to fill up on starches before we go raid the candy aisle.",
"Joey: Pacey, we can't eat candy this late at night. We'll rot our teeth.",
"Pacey: So then we'll brush them. And if we're feelin' crazy, we can floss. 'Cause you see, that's the great thing about bein' locked in a Kmart. You can do anything in a Kmart. You can fill up on sugary snacks. You can catch up on your dental hygiene. In fact, I'm startin' to like this idea so much, I may never leave.",
"Joey: Oh, my god. Homework. Come on. Wait. Bring popcorn.",
"[Scene: The Electronics Department. Joey and Pacey are sitting in front of one of the projection screen TVs watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas which happens to be playing on all of the TVs in the department. They are drinking soda and eating popcorn, as the movie finishes.]",
"[Both chuckle]",
"Joey: I thought this was supposed to be about the American dream.",
"Pacey: What could be more American than bitter invective, rampant paranoia, and gas-guzzling caddies?",
"Joey: So, what am I supposed to say tomorrow when Hetson puts me on the spot?",
"Pacey: Throw the words \"post modernist\" and \"subjectivity\" into the same sentence. You'll be fine.",
"Joey: I'm beginning to see why you're so good at your job.",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah? Why is that?",
"Joey: 'Cause you're so full of",
"Pacey: Uh! Now, that's not called for. We don't make fun of my source of income. Come on. Let's go.",
"Joey: Why?",
"Pacey: 'Cause I'm gettin' bored with all this sittin' around. Let's do somethin' active.",
"Joey: No.",
"Pacey: No? It's my turn to choose, isn't it?",
"Joey: We've discussed this already. There will be no bikes, no roller blading, and no you shooting hockey pucks at my head.",
"Pacey: Oh, now, come on. Those weren't real hockey pucks. Those were little plastic indoor ones.",
"Joey: Pacey, I think the goal of the evening should be to avoid head injuries.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Ok, fine. I still got somethin' for us to do.",
"[Scene: Elsewhere in the store. Joey is pushing Pacey down an aisle as he is sitting in a desk chair on wheels.]",
"Joey: I promise you this is not going to hurt.",
"Pacey: Now, how could you possibly make a promise like that about what it is we're about to do, seeing as you've never done it before?",
"[They pull up to a table with Shaving cream, razors and a bowl of water on it. ]",
"Joey: Just because I've never done it before doesn't mean I'm not gonna be good at it. I was good at s*x, wasn't I? Sorry. Forget that. Sore subject. Anyway...you know, if you're so worried about potential blood loss, you could always do it yourself, you know.",
"Pacey: Well, I think I've already displayed the fact that I just-- I lack the iron will necessary to do this.",
"Joey: Good. Ok. Now... the important thing to remember is not to move. And no talking.",
"[She takes a towel and puts it around his neck. Leans his head back and grabs a pair of scissors.]",
"Pacey: Whooh.",
"Joey: Last chance to bail.",
"Pacey: Well, it's kinda hard to tell you I want to bail if I'm not allowed to talk, isn't it?",
"Joey: Oh. Well, blink twice or something.",
"Pacey: That's no kind of solution. That presupposes that I'm gonna stop blinking. Who stops blinking? Really, that's",
"Joey: Ok. Shut up.",
"[She begins to cut his goatee with the scissors]",
"[Later she turns him around and grabs two cans of shaving cream from the table.",
"Joey: Regular... or menthol?",
"Pacey: Are we smoking, or are we shaving?",
"Joey: Pacey Witter-- friend to women. I think it's better to go with sensitive skin.",
"[She begins to daintily put some on him]",
"Joey: Ok...",
"Pacey: Mmm... it's ok. Don't be shy.",
"[She begins putting it all over his face",
"Pacey: Mmm. [Chuckles]",
"Joey: Ok...",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"[She grabs the razor and heads towards his face.]",
"Pacey: Ahem.",
"Joey: Ok. This is harder than legs. Although not dissimilar",
"[She slides down his chin and accidentally nicks him]",
"Pacey: Mhhh!",
"Joey: To knees. Sorry.",
"[She kisses her finger and the taps the cut]",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: There. Hello, chin. You're back.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Well...I was never really gone.",
"Joey: You weren't?",
"Pacey: Mm-mmm.",
"Joey: It kinda seemed like it.",
"[They look deeply into one another's eyes, and then Pacey leans over and kisses Joey]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The same location as before the break. Pacey and Joey are still kissing, and Pacey pulls slowly back, and Joey is just looking at him a little shocked, but was definitely enjoying it.]",
"Joey: [Sighs] What was that?",
"Pacey: I don't know. But...you remember how you said you were willing to be surprised by the future?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Surprise.",
"Joey: How come you don't seemed surprised?",
"Pacey: Well...maybe because I've... wanted to kiss you ever since I saw you in that outfit.",
"[She looks down at the pajamas she is wearing]",
"Pacey: No. Um... not that outfit. The one... uh...the prev-- well, I mean, not",
"Joey: Wait, wait, wait.",
"Pacey: [Clears throat]",
"Joey: You were wanting to kiss me all night?",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Joey: Even when you were yelling at me.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Especially when I was yelling at you.",
"Joey: Even when you were flirting with that other girl?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Then, too.",
"Joey: So... is this... some sort of... recent new development in your life?",
"Pacey: Wanting to kiss you? No. It's sort of always there... like...white noise, or... the secret service or the threat of nuclear war, for that matter. Just somethin' you get used to.",
"Joey: And that... doesn't at all freak you out.",
"Pacey: Well, yes and no.",
"Joey: Which one, Pace?",
"Pacey: Hmm. Yes.",
"Joey: Explain.",
"Pacey: I don't know that I can.",
"Joey: Try.",
"Pacey: Ok. Well... [Chuckles] It would be fair to say that I haven't been feeling all that friendly toward you lately.",
"Joey: You've been feeling more than friendly.",
"Pacey: Yes.",
"Joey: And the only way you could express that was to pick a fight with me.",
"Pacey: I suppose the answer to that would...also be yes.",
"Joey: Why is that, exactly?",
"Pacey: I do not know.",
"Joey: You must know something.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] What I know is that... you and I were one of the few things, perhaps the only thing... that ever made total and complete sense in my life. That's what I know.",
"Joey: You know we fought constantly.",
"Pacey: Oh, don't I know it.",
"Joey: And there are reasons why you and I didn't work. I mean, valid reasons. A-and...it... my life is finally",
"Pacey: Right where you want it. I know. It's crazy, isn't it?",
"Joey: Pacey, I don't know what to say. Um... I'm flattered. I'm... confused. I'm stunned.",
"Pacey: Are you wishing I hadn't said anything?",
"Joey: No. I just need to... can I just sleep on this?",
"Pacey: Yeah. I think that can be arranged.",
"[Scene: In the Outdoors department of the store. Pacey and Joey are lying down in one of he displays. Joey is lying in a Sleeping bag, and Pacey is lying on top of another one, just staring up at the ceiling]",
"Joey: Hey, Pace, did you",
"Pacey: Put all the stuff back? Yeah. Though some of it we're gonna have to pay for, like the clothes.",
"Joey: [Sighs] Pacey, did you",
"Pacey: If the next words out of your mouth are \"take out the trash,\" I will officially have a preview of what it'd be like to be married to you.",
"Joey: And?",
"Pacey: It ain't pretty. [Chuckles]",
"Joey: I was going to say... is... did you know?",
"Pacey: Did I know what?",
"Joey: This was a dream come true?",
"Pacey: Which part?",
"Joey: All of it.",
"[They roll to look at one another]",
"Joey: When you and I were on the boat... I used to dream that we'd be cast away somewhere. You know, your... standard tropical island with the white sand beaches and... giant stars overhead. We'd wear no clothes, and we'd...splash in the surf all day. And then at night... the moon would be this... well, this giant thing. And it was always full.",
"Pacey: I like this fantasy. I'd catch fish with my bare hands... make fire without matches.",
"Joey: I'd make the fires.",
"[He looks over at her weirdly]",
"Joey: Who paid attention in science class?",
"Pacey: Ok. Good point.",
"Joey: Besides... it's my fantasy. And I guess I... never told you about it before because it's... [Chuckling] Embarrassing. You know? I mean... not at all original.",
"Pacey: Well, I guess you were right about one thing.",
"Joey: What's that?",
"Pacey: There are about a thousand reasons why you and I would never work.",
"Joey: There's one thing in the pro column.",
"Pacey: What's that?",
"[She gets out of her sleeping bag and goes over to join Pacey.]",
"Joey: Doesn't mean what you think it means.",
"Pacey: Well, then what does it mean?",
"Joey: Well... it means that... well, I'm cold.",
"Pacey: Oh.",
"[He pulls the covers over her]",
"Joey: And... I'm still thinking about it... and I miss you, pace.",
"Pacey: I miss you, too.",
"[The kiss some more and then Joey curls up next to him to go to sleep, and Pacey pulls her close to him and tries to drift off himself]",
"[Scene: The next morning. The lights are now on in the store, and Pacey wakes up and Joey is curled up in his arms.]",
"Pacey: [Yawns]",
"Employee: Dude... this is totally... uncool.",
"[He looks up to see the employee from the night before standing over them]",
"Pacey: Um... Joey? Ahem!",
"Joey: 5 more minutes.",
"Pacey: No, no. No. I think now would be a good time.",
"Joey: Why?",
"[She rolls over and sees the employee and quickly gets up]",
"Employee: Like...I mean... you're allowed... to, like, test things... and stuff... but the manager is gonna be... like, his mind is gonna be blown.",
"Pacey: This--no need to call the manager, 'cause, you know, we were just about to leave.",
"[Pacey jumps up to stop him and gathers their things up]",
"Employee: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Employee: So, is this... like, your girlfriend?",
"Joey: No. We just sleep together from time to time. Do you have a problem with that?",
"[Joey walks past him, and the employee turns to Pacey with a big smile on his face.]",
"Employee: Very nice.",
"[Scene: The Cash Registers. A clerk is ringing up the items that Joey and Pacey have brought up, not realizing that they were in the store the entire night.]",
"Pacey: So, this is it.",
"Joey: Yes, it is.",
"Clerk: There were no security tags on these?",
"Joey: Oh. No. You should probably look into that.",
"[She hands the DVD from last night to the clerk]",
"Joey: And this.",
"Clerk: A DVD that's... opened.",
"[Pacey hands her the open pack of razors]",
"Pacey: Oh. And, uh... this, too.",
"Clerk: And a razor that's...opened.",
"Pacey: Sighs]",
"Clerk: Ok, and your total is 98.15.",
"Joey: I can pay you back. My purse is",
"Pacey: I got it. Seems a small price to pay for a dream come true.",
"Clerk: I certainly hope you found everything you were looking for today.",
"Pacey: Well...not everything, but we found what we needed, which, as I'm sure you know, is sometimes just as important. In a spiritual sense. 'Cause, you know, if you found everything that you needed today, what would be the point of waking up tomorrow and doing it all over again? It just wouldn't seem worth it.",
"Joey: Don't worry. He's on a one-day pass from the asylum. But...in all fairness, I should let you know that I will be writing a letter to the home office about this.",
"Clerk: You will?",
"Joey: Yeah. Because this store... is perfect just the way it is. Don't change a thing.",
"[The clerk hands her the bag, and she grabs the other one]",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Clerk: You're welcome.",
"[They turn to leave the store.]",
"Pacey: Home?",
"Joey: Home. You know, you could offer to carry one of these things.",
"Pacey: Sure.",
"Joey: And you are letting me drive. Right?",
"Pacey: Drive? My car? Ha ha! Do I appear to have lost consciousness? Because that's the only circumstances under which you would be driving my car.",
"Joey: You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't taught me how to drive in the first place.",
"Pacey: But you see, I don't have a problem, because",
"Joey: We'll see, Pace.",
"Pacey: You'll see your way into the backseat if you keep this up."
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| Dawson's Creek | 06x15 | The Castaways | destinyros2005 |
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"Professor Heston orders Joey to baby-sit for Harley to make sure she does her homework. But Joey ends up serving as relationship counselor when she finds Harley's boyfriend, Patrick, hiding in the house. Patrick starts to drool over Joey which makes Harley jealous. Meanwhile, Dawson pays a visit to his past when he's asked to speak to Mr. Gold's class at Capeside High about how it is to be working in L.A. One of the students asks Dawson to watch his film. While watching the film Dawson realizes that he's moved on from the teenager he once was. Pacey also returns to Capeside when his father is admitted to the hospital after suffering a heart attack. Pacey has an argument with his brother, Doug, about the way Pacey's been treating the family by shutting them out."
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"[Scene: Pacey's Apartment. Pacey is sitting on the couch sitting in front of his newly repaired large screen TV Channel surfing.]",
"Man: If you're real nice, I might just put the bag up there for you.",
"[Changes Channel]",
"Man: What's goin' on here? Who is this guy, Vicki?",
"[Changes Channel]",
"Man: To collect the necessary",
"[Changes Channel]",
"Man: Ahh!",
"[Changes Channel]",
"[Pacey gets up and walks over to the window and looks down at Hell's Kitchen across the street]",
"Trouble is you could only marry one of us.",
"[Turns TV off]",
"[He grabs his coat and heads for the door. He opens it and Joey is standing outside it, and was just about to knock on the door]",
"Joey: [Clears throat] Bad timing? You're on your way out.",
"Pacey: Uh, no. It's... cosmic timing. I was on my way to see you.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah. I was, uh, I was hoping that we could stand awkwardly in the doorway, which, uh, huh, is workin' out perfectly for me.",
"Joey: It's not awkward, Pacey.",
"[Long silence]",
"Joey: [Sighs] How about I come in?",
"Pacey: Great idea. Come in. Uh...can I get you anything? You want somethin' to drink?",
"Joey: Uh, no, I'm ok.",
"Pacey: You, uh, you hungry?",
"Joey: You know what'd be nice?",
"Pacey: Pizza? That's funny. I was actually thinkin' pizza myself.",
"Joey: It would be nice if we could stop being so polite.",
"Pacey: Oh. You know, actually, I'm really glad that you said that, because I've been meaning to emotionally abuse you for weeks. I just wanted to make sure you're up for it.",
"Joey: Pacey.",
"Pacey: Ok, I'll stop. [Chuckles]",
"Joey: Do you regret it?",
"Pacey: Which part?",
"Joey: Do you regret telling me what you told me?",
"Pacey: I guess it really... depends on whether or not you regretted hearing it.",
"Joey: It's hard to regret hearing something that's already been in the back of your mind. But... I think I regret reality as...just a general concept.",
"Pacey: Really?",
"Joey: Do you remember reading those choose your own adventure books as a kid?",
"Pacey: Well...[Chuckles]... You and I both know that I was pretty much a functional illiterate until the ninth grade.",
"Joey: Right. Ok. Well... I did, but... I cheated on them. Whenever a chapter wasn't going the way I wanted, I wouldn't even finish. I would just go back to the beginning until...I got a happy ending.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Everybody does that.",
"Joey: Yeah, but it's not exactly the most realistic way to live your life.",
"Pacey: But--wait, what makes you think that one false move is gonna ruin our entire story?",
"Joey: History.",
"Pacey: Yes. That was then. Joey...I'm serious. We're older now. I mean, it's not like I'm just gonna run out the door if I don't like your choice.",
"Joey: Ok. Well, so... what are you afraid of?",
"Pacey: 'Cause that--the whole... possibility thing is really just a mean trick.",
"Joey: I don't like this chapter. It's too negative.",
"Pacey: Well...I guess maybe I'm just tryin' to play out all the worst case scenarios, because I want to be sure that you have grown enough to be together without always having to replay our history. 'Cause...I'd really like to look into our future.",
"[She sits on the back of the couch and he pulls a chair over and sits down in front of her.]",
"Joey: You want a clean slate.",
"Pacey: Well...yes and no. I just don't want my prior offenses being held against me.",
"Joey: Well...I mean, we agree you and I have...you know, said things- and done things that... we regret, but... we've changed, haven't we?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah.",
"Joey: [Sighs]",
"Pacey: [Sighs] So I'm gonna go... think about some things. And... you're gonna think about things. And you should probably go now before I lose my ability to think clearly about things.",
"Joey: Well...ok. But... Pace, I don't know. I mean, don't you think that... this is a little too delicate to handle without a plan?",
"Pacey: A plan. Well... uh, you know, I... [Chuckles] I appreciate the fact that you're a slave to structure, but I'm just not sure how to schedule life-changing decisions.",
"Joey: W-what I meant...",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: Is that... you know... I could call you, or you could call me and see how",
"Pacey: Right. Like you've ever needed an excuse.",
"[they have now leaned so close to each other, that Pacey slowly moves in for a kiss, but just before their lips meet, Joey turns her head.]",
"Joey: I should go.",
"Pacey: [Coughs] Of course. [Chuckles] [Sighs]",
"Joey: What about that pizza thing?",
"Pacey: Well, that would be an entirely different story.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The School Campus. Joey and Professor Hetson are walking together to class, and Hetson is trying to convince Joey to help him out.]",
"Hetson: Come on, Potter. Surely you know how difficult it is to secure a date with a member of the sociology department. I mean, those women are slick and fancy and look at me like I'm the latest case study in the failure of modern man.",
"Joey: I thought you'd given up on women since the last disaster.",
"Hetson: Oh, I had, especially after spending time with Harley and realizing just how evil the fairer s*x is from conception, but come on, let's face it, if I don't do this now, I'm gonna die alone in that old house. So, what do you say? Like 3:30, you girls can study, and I can try to find a button-down shirt from this decade.",
"Joey: Fine. Ok? But I don't feel good about this whole dating thing. I think it's time you look inward.",
"Hetson: You're so wise since distance left you single. Hey, I'm not feeling right about unleashing Harley on you yet, either. She's been extra loopy these days. I think she's into the drugs.",
"Joey: It's called hormones. I wouldn't worry about it.",
"Hetson: I'm--I'm very worried about her. She--she's got pictures of boys on the ceiling above her bed. I mean, why there, Potter? What purpose do you suppose those pictures would serve in that particular location?",
"Joey: Professor Hetson, Harley is completely normal. One might even worry she's a cliché.",
"Hetson: I don't like the sound of a normal girl. I corrupted a lot of those, and they will do anything to not be normal. I want her to be more like you. You know, anxious, bookish, prone to having boyfriends who live far, far away.",
"Joey: Thank you.",
"Hetson: So, no boys at the house or calling the house or slowing down while they're walking by the house.",
"Joey: You better watch it, you know. Sexual deviation might not even be on Harley's mind, but if you keep being this strict with her, she's going to realize there's something fun and naughty she's apparently missing out on.",
"Hetson: Yeah, I've just accepted that I am powerless against the high school alpha male. I can't fight them myself, so I'm gonna build a moat around the house. What about you? You had a boyfriend in high school, right? What was he like?",
"Joey: People change.",
"Hetson: 3:30, Potter. Hey, and leave your open mind at home. I don't want you sullying Harley with all that free will and bringing out the best in people and all that.",
"[Scene: The Capeside High school. Dawson is standing outside the main entrance looking at the doors in remembrance, when Mr. Gold comes walking up from behind him.]",
"Mr. Gold: Dawson Leery, this is your life.",
"Dawson: That's what I was just thinking. How are you doing, Mr. Gold?",
"Mr. Gold: The surreal nature of things aside, just fine. Thanks for coming in today, Dawson. The class is pretty excited. You've given them hope for escape.",
"Dawson: Ah, so they haven't stopped to wonder why I've come back.",
"Mr. Gold: I think they assume they're just a pit stop between projects.",
"Dawson: That would be nice.",
"Mr. Gold: Slow going?",
"Dawson: Eh. Well... let's just say I was trying to figure out a way to tell these kids how to make a success of themselves so I decided to watch all my old movies. I wonder why I didn't go to law school.",
"Mr. Gold: Sounds to me like you're ready to take over my class. Let's go, Dawson.",
"[Screen: Pacey's Office. Pacey is on the phone with a client, and just finishing up his phone conversation.]",
"Pacey: No, Marty, thank you, believe me. Ok. I'll talk to you soon. I'm just gonna put you through to the secretary. Right. Bye.",
"[He hangs up the phone, and the intercom buzzes]",
"Intercom: Mr. Witter?",
"Pacey: Yeah, Liz, what you got for me?",
"Intercom: There's a call for you on line one. I think it's",
"Pacey: Ok, thank you.",
"[He picks up the phone]",
"Pacey: Hello. Pacey Witter. What can I do-- hey, how you doing? Ok, uh, what hospital you guys at? Ok. I'll be there soon. All right. Bye.",
"[Scene: The Capeside Hospital. Doug is leaning on the counter rubbing his eyes, when Pacey turns down a hallway behind him. Pacey looks around and sees Doug and makes his way over to him.]",
"Pacey: Doug, Doug, hey. Where is he?",
"Doug: They just took him down for some tests, but he's up, Pace. He's walking at least. I sent everyone else home. Mom was exhausted, and I don't blame her.",
"Pacey: Is this his room here?",
"Doug: Yeah. Yeah. They're gonna be right back.",
"Pacey: Uh, Dougie, what's with the old guy? Is that the waiting room for the morgue or what?",
"Doug: Pacey, just have a seat, will you?",
"Pacey: Why didn't you guys get him a private room?",
"Doug: Look, we tried, ok? They were full. There wasn't exactly time to argue over this.",
"Pacey: Well, there's time now, isn't there? What kind of tests is he having anyhow?",
"Doug: Just routine tests, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Was it a heart attack?",
"Doug: No, not exactly. It's what they call an exaggerated arrhythmia. I don't understand much about the whole medical science",
"Pacey: Well, who can I find around here who does know what the hell they're talking about?",
"Doug: You know what, Pacey? I'd love to sit and walk you through this whole thing. In fact, that's kind of what I intended, but you don't get to blow in here and accuse me of not knowing what I'm talking about since I've been here all day.",
"Pacey: Hey, Doug, I'd have been here sooner if you would've called me sooner.",
"Doug: I'm sorry, but we were kind of busy. I was trying to keep our mother and sisters from having a nervous breakdown while we watched our father being rushed off in an ambulance. So I'm sorry if things aren't up to snuff for the Wall Street wannabee but some of us were concentrating on more important things, like the fact dad survived.",
"[Doug turns and walks away from Pacey in a huff]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Mr. Gold's Classroom. Dawson and the class are just finishing watching the movie Todd and he had made.]",
"[He shuts off the movie]",
"[Scattered applause]",
"Dawson: So... any questions?",
"Student: Todd Carr's the guy who really directed the film, right?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah. He directed everything. Except for--except for the ending, actually, which is pretty drastically different",
"Todd Carr is a director known for directing gratuitous fleshy music videos and the occasional blood fest, but you're more of a sentimental realist, right?",
"[Dawson looks over and Mr. Gold who has a smile on his face]",
"Dawson: Is that the word on the street?",
"Mr. Gold: I took the opportunity of showing the kids some copies of your early work. You know, for a little compare and contrast.",
"Dawson: Uh-huh.",
"George: So, when faced with a different style, patching together someone else's work, isn't it a struggle not to put too much of yourself in?",
"Dawson: Fortunately, I'd gotten to know Todd so well, we worked on it for so long, we kind of ended up having a shared vision.",
"George: Do you think that's a good thing, given that the film went straight to cable? And you didn't go to film school, right?",
"Dawson: No, I didn't. Uh, Woody Allen dropped out of N.Y.U., So, I mean, it's all just how you want to learn.",
"[Bell rings]",
"[The kids leave the room, and George stops and waits by Dawson until everyone is gone.]",
"George: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hi.",
"George: Do you have a minute or 18?",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah. Sure. I'm sorry. What's your name?",
"George: George. I'd really like to show you my film. I hope you don't mind. Mr. Gold said it might be a good idea.",
"Mr. Gold: Personal stuff.",
"Dawson: I'd love to. Tell you what. Give me 10 minutes, and then we'll, uh, we'll watch it in here... if that's all right with Mr. Gold.",
"[He looks over at Mr. Gold who just nods.]",
"George: Cool. Hey, thanks, Mr. Leery.",
"Dawson: Please tell me he didn't just call me mister.",
"Mr. Gold: My name is Ben, by the way.",
"Dawson: [Scoffs] He's quite a kid-- George. He thinks he knows a lot. He must be a handful in the classroom.",
"Mr. Gold: Dawson, I've been waiting 6 years for you to experience all this and it was well worth it. Thanks again.",
"[Scene: Harley's bedroom. Harley is sitting on her bed writing in a notebook, while listening to her radio rather loudly, when Joey opens the door and walks in.]",
"[Music blaring]",
"[Joey turns the radio off]",
"Harley: Ohh, please don't. I can hear myself thinking when it's this quiet. It scares me.",
"Joey: I'd be scared, too, if I was supposed to be writing a paper your father wanted to read when he got home. In fact, the same thing has scared me many a time. What page are you on?",
"Harley: It's all up here.",
"[Harley points to her head.]",
"Joey: Right. Harley, you gotta work with me here. I mean, your dad's not gonna get any easier on you if you keep aggravating him.",
"Harley: Why do you care so much?",
"Joey: Well... when he loses control over you, he feels the need to wield his power over everyone else. So... you're a smart girl. I want to see an intro in half an hour.",
"Harley: How do you know I'm smart?",
"Joey: Because you're already bored with life. Which is only gonna get worse if you spend your teen years locked up in here. So get to it.",
"[Joey leaves the room and closes the door.]",
"[Turns on music]",
"[A few seconds later, Harley's closet door opens up, and a guy falls out of it.]",
"Harley: Subtle, Patrick. Real subtle.",
"Patrick: I'm sorry. I got a little over-excited in there with all your girly things.",
"Harley: I have a ski parka in there, freak.",
"Patrick: It still smells like girl.",
"[HE jumps on the bed and begins kissing her, when Joey walks in and goes over to the radio and turns it off]",
"[Music stops]",
"Joey: I do however have to",
"[Joey turns to Harley and sees Patrick there.]",
"Harley: This is Patrick. He's my... study partner.",
"[Joey just stares in disbelief]",
"[Scene: The Hospital waiting room. Pacey is over by the vending machines, while Doug is collapsed in one of the chairs by a TV.]",
"TV: And as you can see... you can do this. I'll put it in my machine and... [Audience yells] 18 minutes a pound for a pork loin roast...",
"[Pacey goes over to Doug carrying 2 cups of coffee]",
"Pacey: Here's some coffee.",
"TV: ...Or for a roast beef. Ok. Here comes the pork loin roast. On the top here... look at this. Here we have our potatoes and our beans. Now, it only uses 1,200 watts...",
"[Doug takes the coffee and sits up.]",
"Doug: They moved him.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Went ahead and got him a private room.",
"Doug: Hmm, good for you. How'd you swing that, slip him a 20? Well, that's one way to solve it, I guess.",
"Pacey: Doug, I'm sorry. I got myself all worked up on the drive up here thinking about the possibilities and... I appreciate the fact that you've been here all day. I am sorry, man. I was just a little on edge.",
"Doug: You should try having breakfast with dad and see him grab his chest and fall over. I mean, have you ever seen him off-guard one single day in your life?",
"Pacey: No. No. Not even close. Which is probably what's so scary about this whole thing. I mean... I spent so long pushing the old man's buttons in high school, I forgot there were real feelings left under there.",
"Doug: [Sighs]",
"[They sit in silence as the camera fades to black]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hetson's Dining room. Harley and Patrick sit down ant the table and Joey grabs their bags and hands them each their bag, and then grabs a book and sits at the table across from them.]",
"Joey: Ok, Patrick-- if that's even your real name-- let's see what you got. Surely, you can help Harley out of her little American literature rut since you're her faithful study pal and all.",
"Patrick: Um, I'm actually not technically in that class.",
"Joey: Oh, I'm shocked.",
"Patrick: Heh.",
"Harley: Look, Joey, I get it. Boy in room--bad. It's not like we were in our skivvies or anything, ok?",
"Patrick: Yeah, I mean, girl like you must've broken the rules once or twice. Know what I mean?",
"Joey: No, actually I don't know what you mean.",
"[Harley watches as Patrick is trying to flirt with Joey, and just stares at him in disbelief, but he doesn't notice]",
"Patrick: Look, Josephine, um, I didn't mean to cause any trouble. And I don't want to get in the middle of whatever bond you and Harley got going here. I'm sure the three of us can work together.",
"Joey: Not in the way you're thinking, I'm afraid.",
"Patrick: Harley... I've clearly caused some stress here. And I respect the responsibility this woman's taken in your life.",
"Joey: How old exactly do you think I am?",
"Patrick: Well, it's not old so much as wise, really. You seem to be a timeless sort. Pained by the world, but more beautiful because of it.",
"[Harley rolls her eyes at how obvious he is, and starts to get slightly upset.]",
"Joey: That's very deep. Unfortunately for you, I know your kind, and you're harmless. So, you are staying down here for the rest of the night and studying... for real.",
"[Scene: The Hospital waiting room. Pacey is over at the Pay phone, and he takes out his calling card and begins to make a call. After a few rings the phone picks up and Joey's voice is heard.]",
"Joey: [on answering machine] Hey, this is Joey. Sorry I missed you. Please leave a message.",
"[HE is about to talk when Doug comes walking up to him.]",
"Doug: Hey, Pace, he's awake. We can go in now.",
"[He hangs up the phone without leaving a message.]",
"[Scene: Mr. Witter's Hospital room. Mr. Witter is lying in the bed, and the doctor is standing next to him talking and looking over the chart in his hands.]",
"Doctor: Keep up on it. You can start doing some sit-ups, too.",
"Mr. Witter: Hey, boys.",
"Doctor: Ah, this must be your other son, Mr. Witter.",
"Mr. Witter: Yeah, this is Pace doc. He's the one I was telling you about.",
"Pacey: Yes, that's me, the black sheep. Pleased to meet you, doc.",
"Doctor: Actually, your father was just going on and on about how proud he is of you.",
"Mr. Witter: Yeah, who'd have thunk it, huh? He turned out all right. Gonna be taking care of all of us one of these days.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Yeah. Anyway, how you feeling? You doing ok?",
"Mr. Witter: Thanks for coming, Pace. It means a lot to me. I know how busy you are.",
"Doctor: I don't mean to break things up, but you're still pretty weak, Mr. Witter. One kid at a time, ok?",
"Pacey: Well, I can just wait outside until you guys are ready.",
"Mr. Witter: No, Pace. I want you to stay. Come on, sit down.",
"Doug: Ok. That's ok. You know, I've been here all day, right? So, uh...ahem.",
"Mr. Witter: Thanks, Dougie.",
"[Doug leaves, obviously hurt]",
"Pacey: All right.",
"Mr. Witter: Uh, did you drive down?",
"Pacey: Yeah, yeah, I came down as quick as I could.",
"Mr. Witter: Uh, not much traffic?",
"Pacey: No. Who's coming to Capeside?",
"Mr. Witter: Yeah, well, you were. Thanks. I appreciate it.",
"[Scene: Mr. Gold's classroom. Dawson and George are sitting in front of a computer where they are finishing watching George's movie on the screen. George stops the film, and turns to Dawson, who sits there staring at the screen in silence, not knowing what to say.]",
"Dawson: [Sighs]",
"George: Thanks. Thanks a lot.",
"Dawson: For what?",
"George: Your silence speaks volumes.",
"Dawson: Heh. No offense, George, but you don't know me well enough to know what my silence means.",
"George: With Mr. Gold, it means he's trying to formulate the best possible way in which to eviscerate me.",
"Dawson: What did he say?",
"George: Why won't you talk to me about my film?",
"Dawson: All right, look. I'm...I'm new at this, George. I mean...heh. Do you have any idea how bizarre it is to come back to your old high school and try to say something profound about life on the outside?",
"George: No offense and other obligatories, but I'm as ill-suited to psychoanalyze your crippling self doubt as you apparently feel you are to critique my film. And my mother serves dinner at 6:00, so...",
"Dawson: I'm stalling, George, because I don't know what to say, all right? I don't know what to tell you. I mean, keep going. You know, your film's good. It's very good. Yeah, you got stuff to learn. I mean, you know... you could probably trust yourself when you go in for shots. You need to work on continuity, but other than that, I mean... the important stuff-- the stuff you can't teach-- is...it's there.",
"George: So I'm a natural genius. There's nothing left for me in these antiquated halls?",
"Dawson: You are so much like me when I was your age.",
"George: Yeah. Mr. Gold said that, too.",
"Dawson: Did he? Well... remember this feeling. George, remember what it was like to make a film about something that you loved. To have the confidence to do it your way, to control your vision, keep it your own. I mean, that's... [Sighs] I miss that.",
"George: Yeah. You do sort of have the stink of a burnt-out talent on you. It's scary.",
"Dawson: Yeah, I'm a poster child. Get out of here before I rub off on you.",
"[George grabs his bag, and turns to leave, but stops]",
"George: I thought it was good... creek days. Syrupy sweet with lame music and all that, but not too many people have heart anymore. You can't lose that, right?",
"Dawson: Hope not. All right. Stay in school, keep your nose clean, don't do sports.",
"[Scene: The Hospital room. Pacey is still sitting next to the bed that his father is sitting up in, and they are still talking.]",
"Mr. Witter: Anyway, I blame your mother, Pacey. She got herself this new cookbook: Bacon makes the world go 'round heh heh heh heh.",
"Pacey: Well, I guess that's not the worst concept ever heard of.",
"Mr. Witter: It is when the bacon is going on top of the apple crisp. Heh heh heh heh. I think she's trying to kill me. Which is really funny 'cause you're the only one in the family who's got any money. Heh heh heh.",
"Pacey: You know, this stuff is serious. I mean, if you got heart problems, pop, you really gotta take care of that.",
"Mr. Witter: Calm down. This is nothing. Just a little exaggerate arrhythmia. Hell, you probably got the same thing. I don't know what your brother's getting all worked up about.",
"Pacey: Well, I think you gave him a bit of a scare. He said you went down pretty hard.",
"Mr. Witter: Ah, he's just looking for some drama. He needs to get out more. He needs to get a life like you. Listen, it can't be good for you being away from the office this much.",
"Pacey: Well, I'm pretty sure they'll understand, given the circumstances.",
"Mr. Witter: What about your clients?",
"Pacey: You're my father.",
"Mr. Witter: Heh. You really would do anything for me, wouldn't you? Even after everything, you're still... you grew up to be one of the good guys, Pacey. I always knew you would. I should've told you that more often.",
"Pacey: Well, maybe I just didn't always hear you.",
"Mr. Witter: Yeah.",
"[Scene: Hetson's living room. Joey, Harley, and Patrick have made their way into the living room to study. Harley is typing away in her laptop, while Joey is sitting across from them in a chair reading a book, while Patrick who is sitting next to Harley is simply studying Joey. Harley looks over and is obviously upset about it]",
"[Typing on keyboard]",
"Patrick: Joey, I noticed you're reading Don Delillo. White Noise is one of my favorite books. Really?",
"Joey: And when in your 15 years of life did you manage to read this?",
"Patrick: I'm 16, actually. I look younger than I am. I just got my license. You want to see?",
"Harley: Will you please shut up? I'm trying to write.",
"Patrick: Oh, I'm sorry. Joey and I can go in the other room if you want.",
"Joey: No, we can't.",
"Harley: Patrick, why don't you just leave?",
"Patrick: What's your problem?",
"Harley: Ohh, you really have to ask? I asked you over here to study.",
"Patrick: You and I both know",
"Harley: Ok, fine. Whatever. I asked you over here to be with me, not salivate over my babysitter. Do you have any idea how gross that is?",
"Patrick: Can't believe you still need a babysitter.",
"Harley: When your parents go out of town, don't they make you stay with the Johnson's?",
"Patrick: Yeah, that's just for safety purposes.",
"Harley: Yeah, so you don't accidentally choke on your own spittle.",
"Joey: Ok. That's enough from the both of you. Can we just forget about it and move on?",
"Harley: Oh, easy for you to say, Helen.",
"Joey: Excuse me?",
"Harley: You know, the face that launched a thousand ships and all that. Get people all riled up and then knit somewhere in solitude.",
"Joey: Ok. I think you're mixing up your epics.",
"Harley: The point is my boyfriend is blatantly flirting with you.",
"Joey: Would you really call it that?",
"Patrick: Since when am I your boyfriend?",
"Harley: Ugh! I hate you so much right now. I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand STDs.",
"Patrick: We haven't had the talk.",
"Harley: No, how could we? Whenever I try to be serious with you, you, like, turn into some freak of nature and you do stuff like this.",
"Patrick: Like what?",
"Harley: Like staring at Joey all night. Like selling me out in homeroom when we were both late. Like not agreeing to go to the dance with me until Lauren Riley said no.",
"Patrick: Ok. The homeroom thing was because I was trying to save your reputation. And the Lauren thing was purely defensive. And...I got scared. I don't know. I was just... keeping my options open.",
"Harley: Options. Yeah, well, take me off your list of options. That should make things so much easier for your tortured, assy soul.",
"[Harley storms off and we hear the sound of a door slam in the distance.]",
"Patrick: I probably shouldn't have said that thing about the options.",
"Joey: To begin with.",
"[Scene: Outside the hospital. Pacey comes outside and finds Doug. He has obviously been looking all around for Doug.]",
"Pacey: Hey, there you are. Dougie, dad's ready to see you now.",
"Doug: Yeah, that's ok.",
"Pacey: Uh, actually, the nurse said they're gonna be shutting down visiting hours in about 20 minutes, so we got to get a move on.",
"Doug: Did he ask for me?",
"Pacey: What, like did he send for you? Doug, we're talking about our father here, not the king of England. He knows we're both here to see him.",
"Doug: Heh. I love the amount of knowledge you've acquired on dad in the hour that you've been here. You're throwing around paternal references like they're going out of style.",
"Pacey: Well, you've always been more up on high fashion",
"Doug: Just don't even start, Pacey, for once. I mean, I know you're all on your game since dear old dad's given you the nod",
"Pacey: Ok, hold on. What is it that you actually want to talk to me about? Because, from my way of seeing things, you and I are just 2 brothers trying to take care of our family.",
"Doug: No, Pacey. I'm the one taking care of the family. I'm the one who's been taking care of the family for years.",
"Pacey: Oh, now, Doug, don't you dare get righteous on me. You cannot lord your resentment over me because that was your choice.",
"Doug: Yeah, I do happen to make choices. I know that's a foreign concept to someone who plays musical careers.",
"Pacey: How did we get here? Am I stepping on your turf or something? Are you the only member of the family who's allowed to be caring and compassionate? What did you expect me to do, Doug? Just chomp on my cigar on the other end of the phone and cut a check for the man's funeral? I'm a member of this family.",
"Doug: Yeah, conveniently. That's the way it is with you lately, isn't it? You just swoop in with your fancy gifts. You just pull the wool over the whole Witter family's eyes. And then you're out. And everybody forgets.",
"Pacey: Forgets what? That I'm the family failure? Am I just never supposed to grow up? Am I not allowed to want things?",
"Doug: Oh, no, we all want things, Pacey. Believe me, we all want things. Nobody would deny you that.",
"Pacey: Then what? I'm just not supposed to get them. So, ultimately, this is not about our father. Which is kind of pathetic, Doug, considering the condition that that man is in right now. This is about you wanting to see my face everyday and know that you're still the good son, that you're top dog. Well, that's just sad. Dougie, I miss the daily beatings as much as you do, but I had to leave sometime.",
"Doug: Pacey, don't make this a celebration of your retreat from Capeside.",
"Pacey: I'm not. Man, listen to yourself speak. I came here to see you, to see him. And you know what? He knows it, and he appreciates it. Perhaps he's even happy to know that the son he ignored for the better part of his life is not gonna hold a grudge against him until the day he dies. In a strange way, this might even be a good thing.",
"Doug: Yeah, you know what? It is a good thing, Pacey. [Sighs] Heh! It's all yours, little brother. You know what? It's all yours. Enjoy it while it lasts.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside Harley's Bedroom door. Joey and Patrick come walking up to the door, and Joey begins knocking on it, and loud music is playing from within.]",
"Joey: Harley, come on. You're blowing this way out of proportion.",
"[Joey looks at Patrick and gives him a dirty look for just standing there]",
"Patrick: [Sighs] Yeah, come on, Harley. This probably isn't the last time I'll incur your wrath. And I mean that in the best way possible.",
"Joey: Have you ever had a girlfriend?",
"Patrick: Was that bad? She likes it when we fight.",
"Joey: Maybe that's because that's the only form of communication you seem capable of.",
"Patrick: Of capable of other forms... I think. Look, Joey, Harley's way smarter than I am. I tried the so-called normal thing with her once, and it wasn't pretty. I was complimenting her, and I felt all sweaty. I was a freakin' mess.",
"Joey: You know, despite what you've been trained to think, the sweaty palms and such is actually pretty endearing. [Knocks] Harley!",
"Patrick: Yeah, it's endearing for 5 seconds. And then she'll look at Peter Garran and be smitten with his unavailability and freakish height, and I'll be history. If I keep up with the witty abuse, at least I'll be the funny one.",
"Joey: That's true. Oh, my god. It is true. You guys are all the same.",
"Patrick: Joey, you've got-- you've got some anger. You've been hurt. Maybe you've lost someone.",
"Joey: In case you haven't noticed, so have you. [knocks again] Harley!",
"Patrick: I never could've held onto a firecracker like her. Maybe I need someone who's more settled in her ways. An older woman, if you know what I mean.",
"Joey: You and me? It's not gonna happen. And, look, Harley is this great sassy girl who, if she's smart, will never speak to you again.",
"Patrick: You slay me, Joey.",
"[He attempts to turn on the charm, but it doesn't work]",
"Joey: The only thing I want to do to you is give you some advice. Walk away right now. Don't ever mention me again. Go home and strum your guitar, or whatever it is you do, and then dream up some fantastic gesture to get this girl back. And never think that there is one day when you have to stop doing that sort of thing, because that's the worst thing a guy can do is give up the chase. And Patrick, Patrick! [He is staring at her breasts.] Patrick... be realistic. If I wasn't such a nice girl, I would've laughed in your face and called you junior the second I met you.",
"Patrick: Then why didn't you?",
"Joey: Because you remind me of somebody I know. Now get out of here before I remember everything that pissed me off about him when I was your age.",
"Patrick: We might never speak again",
"Joey: I know. I'm crying on the inside. Good-bye, junior.",
"[He leaves, and Joey goes to knocking again]",
"Joey: Harley. Come on, it's just me. Please?",
"[Scene: The Hospital room. Mr. Witter is watching TV while Doug is sitting in a chair next to him reading the paper. Pacey comes to the room and knocks before entering, and Mr. Witter turns off the TV, and is happy to see him.]",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Mr. Witter: Hey.",
"Pacey: I just wanted to stop by before they close up shop, see how you feel.",
"Mr. Witter: I feel like I could use a scotch. Heh heh heh. Other than that, I'm fine.",
"Pacey: Well, I was thinking maybe I could stop by in the morning. Before I head back to Boston if that's all right.",
"Mr. Witter: Yeah.",
"Pacey: And, uh, Dougie, see you at the house.",
"Doug: Yeah, maybe.",
"Pacey: Ahem. Good night, guys.",
"Mr. Witter: Uh, Pacey... thanks for getting me this private room.",
"Pacey: No, that wasn't me. Doug took care of the room. Good seeing you, pop. Feel better.",
"[Scene: Harley's Bedroom. Harley is sitting on her bed, blaring the music on her radio, when Joey comes walking into the room.]",
"Joey: Harley!",
"[Music blaring]",
"[Joey turns the radio off.]",
"Harley: Hope I didn't put a damper on your evening. Sounds like you two were having a swell old time.",
"Joey: You and I are mildly acquainted, correct?",
"Harley: Yeah, whatever.",
"Joey: I wouldn't go after your guy. It's just not kosher.",
"Harley: Ok, look. I know you wouldn't go for Patrick. You're a girl's girl and all that.",
"Joey: And he didn't go after me. He was just... doing what they do, which is testing the limits.",
"Harley: I get that, Joey. I know that half the time Patrick's just testing me. What I don't get is why would he test something that's already on shaky ground to begin with? I mean, he started messing with my psyche before we even figured out if we were together or not. Was it this hard for you in high school?",
"Joey: Of course. I mean, but everything's 20/20 in hindsight. You know, now all of the problems that Pacey and I had seem petty, and all the obstacles that Dawson and I went through just seem unnecessary.",
"Harley: Dude, how many boyfriends did you have?",
"Joey: Heh, it's not as racy as it sounds.",
"Harley: Well... ok, so how do I skip the middle part? Like, if you could tell yourself something back then, what would it be?",
"Joey: [Sighs] I've been wondering lately why things were different. You know, why I can talk to Eddie without being scared. And, you know, when you're 16 years old, so many of your choices are motivated by fear. You know, like, one wrong move and the world is gonna end. And maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's just about... I don't know, taking a deep breath and... forgiving yourself for yesterday's mistakes. You know, you're gonna walk into school tomorrow, and you're gonna want to punch Patrick's face, but he might just say something that makes you change your mind. Hear it, Harley. So... don't be afraid to move forward.",
"Harley: If all of this is about Eddie, why didn't you follow him across the country?",
"Joey: [Chuckles] It's not just about him. It's... it's about me and... what I'm ready for.",
"Harley: What are you ready for?",
"Joey: That, young lady, is none of your business. Your father's gonna be home soon, and I don't think I saw too much essay writing happening during the histrionics down there.",
"Harley: Ok, ok. God, when is this battle-axe thing ever gonna end? I mean, you're becoming highly unpleasant.",
"Joey: Never. I'm honing my wench skills. Chop-chop!",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Pacey comes pulling up to the house and gets out of his car and makes his way to the back porch. He is about to knock on the door, when Dawson comes walking up from the side of the house carrying a bundle of firewood.]",
"Dawson: Pacey?",
"Pacey: Dawson. Hey, what are you doing here, man?",
"Dawson: Uh, long story. At the moment, bringing in some firewood. What are you doing here?",
"Pacey: Uh... well, I was in town, so I wanted to check on your mom, see how the repairs are going.",
"Dawson: Wow, that's... thank you.",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Dawson: You all right?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I'm fine, but I checked my dad into the hospital today.",
"Dawson: Oh, my god. Is he ok?",
"Pacey: Yeah, he'll be ok. It was a... heart condition of some sort, but he's gonna get out in the morning, so he'll be all right. But, uh, you know... no matter how tough you think your dad is, uh, it's a little disconcerting seeing him lying there all vulnerable.",
"Dawson: Yeah. Can turn your whole world upside-down.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Which is probably what made me think of you. And... probably a lot of what brought me out here. It's... I just--I wasn't ready for that, you know. I--heh heh. It's the first time in a long time I just-- I wanted to curl up and be a kid and let somebody else take care of it.",
"Dawson: I know what you mean. I don't know when this happened. When I became the one who made sure the house was warm enough, and you became the one who checks up on repairs.",
"Pacey: I do not know, but sometimes I feel like I've been playing the part, wearing the suit for so long, that... I may have forgotten how I got there in the first place.",
"Dawson: Yeah. I know you deal with this more than I do, but some kid called me sir today.",
"[Both laugh]",
"Dawson: What is that?",
"Pacey: I know. It's strange. Every time I hear \"Mr. Witter,\" I look over my shoulder. Who called you sir?",
"Dawson: This kid in my-- I almost said this kid in my class. I went to Capeside high today.",
"Pacey: What, in your mind?",
"Dawson: Heh heh, almost. Uh, no. I went to go talk to Mr. Gold's film class.",
"Pacey: Get out of here. Heh heh. Really? Heh! I guess that's what they call coming full circle, huh?",
"Dawson: Yeah. Yeah, I went there. I was supposed to talk about where I am now and the glamour of the real world and all that, but... it was weird, Pace. I was watching this kid's film today, and all I could think was, \"I don't know anything.\" Or maybe I did, and I just lost it somewhere along the way.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know what you mean. Whew. Heh heh heh.",
"Dawson: Being here... being at the high school, all these ghosts around me, I wanna go back. I wanna start over, do things the right way.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah. I'd like the time back... but I wouldn't have it the way it was. [Sighs] I just want to pinpoint that moment in your life where everything goes wrong.",
"Dawson: I'm thinking it was probably puberty for me.",
"Pacey: I could skip that, too. But if you didn't have all the great loves of your life, you wouldn't have anything to make your movies about.",
"Dawson: True. Except now that I actually have enough distance and I can actually say something about the loves of my life, I can't afford to make movies.",
"Pacey: Afford? Those are the people I cater to, my friend. Come on. I'm a wizard of high finance.",
"Dawson: Right, right, right. I'm the kind of person you prey on.",
"Pacey: Heh heh heh heh!",
"Dawson: Sentimental losers with 10-cent dreams.",
"Pacey: More like 10,000, but who's counting, right?",
"Dawson: I'm sorry, but-- you're just freaking me out there, Mr. Witter.",
"Pacey: All right, we can talk about that some other time, sir.",
"Dawson: Listen, Pace. I just made some coffee. Do you wanna come in and sit down for a little while? It's been a long day.",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that, man.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey comes into her room and throws her coat on the end of her bed, and then collapses down onto her bed, and stares up at the ceiling. After a few seconds, Joey rolls over and grabs the phone and begins to dial and gets Pacey's Voice mail for his cell phone.]",
"Joey: [Sighs] Hi, it's me. So, I thought that I would have an answer when I picked up the phone, but I didn't. And then I thought I would think of something as I was talking, but--heh-- no such luck. Um... Pace... I think the problem is trying to figure this out alone. I--I think that maybe we should... do it together, you know? And... you know how they say if you could do it all over again, what would you change? Well... I'd probably change a lot of things... but I'm also really lucky that I have the chance. And... I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not gonna look at you and think of everything that happened. I'm... I'm gonna look at you and think of everything that could. Call me. Bye."
]
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"Joey agrees to be Pacey's temporary assistant but their mutual jealousy leads to disaster in the office. Dawson sells his idea for a coming-of-age movie, but when the studio wants to change it to a teen sex film, he must decide whether to stick with his original concept."
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"[Scene: The Dorm Hallway. Joey and Pacey are walking back to Joey's dorm room after eating out at a fancy restaurant.]",
"Joey: That place was so nice, Pace. They had individual towels in the bathroom.",
"Pacey: Really? Laid out in baskets and everything?",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: Well, if that's not the hallmark of a classy joint, I don't know what is.",
"Joey: Well, you do definitely know how to treat a lady.",
"Pacey: Well, I gotta spend my money on somethin'. [Awkward Pause] Oh, that came out totally wrong. Because you are not-- n-not something that I just spend money on. It's not like a possession[] but I would. I would, and I do.",
"Joey: Well, why do you think I'm with you?",
"Pacey: Ok. [Chuckles]",
"Joey: How's work goin', Pace?",
"Pacey: Uh, it's going really well, thank you. I got a promotion, actually.",
"Joey: Really? To what?",
"Pacey: I...don't know. There's no title, but I get an office, and, uh, I get a secretary. That's kind of cool.",
"Joey: Ooh!",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"Joey: Fancy. You certainly won't want to talk to me after tonight, so...",
"Pacey: You see, I knew you would understand.",
"Joey: Don't kick a girl when she's down. You know, I'm strapped for cash, and they cut my hours because everyone's on spring break, drinking elsewhere.",
"Pacey: I guess that means you're free for dinner next Saturday.",
"Joey: Well, anything for a free meal.",
"Pacey: Classy lady like you, I might even throw in a free dessert.",
"Joey: You must be serious about me.",
"Pacey: Ok, well...",
"[The both go to kiss, but both stop short, and then look awkwardly at one another.]",
"[Both chuckle]",
"Pacey: I think that's my cue. I'm just gonna...",
"Joey: Ok.",
"Pacey: Cut my losses. Um... I'll have my secretary call you about dinner.",
"Joey: Pacey, I had a lovely time.",
"Pacey: So did I.",
"Joey: Good night.",
"Pacey: Good night.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Jen's Bedroom. CJ is sleeping in Jen's bed, when Jen comes walking up to the side of the bed with two cups of coffee. CJ, slowly rolls over in the bed to face her.]",
"CJ: [Groans]",
"Jen: Mornin', sunshine.",
"CJ: Mmm... where's Grams?",
"Jen: She's downstairs, stirring porridge.",
"CJ: Mmm. Really? Shall we, then?",
"Jen: Shall we what? .",
"[He grabs her shirt and pulls her over to him.]",
"CJ: [Chuckles] Shall we that.",
"Jen: Yeah, that.",
"CJ: Yeah.",
"Jen: Nah.",
"CJ: No?",
"Jen: No. I'm not really in the mood.",
"CJ: Mood? Who needs mood?",
"[He leans over to kiss her, and she quickly pulls away]",
"CJ: What?",
"Jen: Nothing a little toothpaste won't fix.",
"CJ: Oh. Well, fine. Then don't kiss me. See if I care.",
"Jen: Not so sexy when you're pouting.",
"[CJ reaches over to the nightstand and grabs a box of condoms]",
"CJ: Do you know how many of these were in here when I bought them?",
"Jen: 12.",
"CJ: Mm-hmm. Know how many are in here now?",
"Jen: 12.",
"CJ: We haven't had s*x in a week, Jen.",
"Jen: That's hardly true.",
"CJ: Not since Grams went to bingo. That was a week ago today.",
"Jen: What am I, s*x on a stick? I'm not a boy. I don't have... the same kind of s*x drive that you do, all right? Not to mention the fact that I-- I live in mortal terror of my grams walking in on us in the middle of some ungodly act. So maybe that helps you to understand why I'm not jumping your bones every chance I get.",
"CJ: Hmm. Wow. Then it's true what they say.",
"Jen: What?",
"CJ: Once you start dating, the s*x goes right out the window.",
"Jen: You are such a drama queen.",
"CJ: [Laughs]",
"Jen: You know, there are other ways for us to be intimate.",
"CJ: I'm all for that stuff.",
"[He looks at her and smiles]",
"Jen: Yeah? So am I.",
"CJ: Well, come on.",
"[He lifts up the sheet for her, and looks down at himself and she climbs into bed and cuddles up next to him. ]",
"Jen: Hmm.",
"CJ: Is this what you were talking about--snuggling?",
"Jen: Mmm. Yeah. What did you think I was talking about?",
"CJ: Nothing.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Work Place. Joey comes walking into the office, and every guy in the place stares at her practically drooling. Pacey turns a corner and sees her.]",
"Pacey: Jo. Hi! To what do I owe this honor?",
"Joey: I--I brought you an office-warming gift. You won't get in trouble for having visitors, will you?",
"Pacey: No, no. Not if you stop distracting the boys. You want to step into my office?",
"Joey: How professional. So, everyone's just on the phone. Is this what you do all day?",
"Pacey: It's a little more complicated than that. [grabs a folder from one of the desks] Let me grab those. Thanks, tom.",
"Joey: So, what makes you so busy now that you need an assistant?",
"Pacey: I don't know, but to tell you the truth, she kind of freaks me out.",
"[The walk to the front of Pacey's new office]",
"Pacey: Marcy? Hi. I'd like to introduce you to my friend Jo.",
"Marcy: Nice to meet you. F.Y.I. For you, Mr. Witter, the meeting's been pushed to 3:00, and Mr. Rinaldi's in your office. And when you have a moment, I'd like a word.",
"Pacey: A word?",
"Marcy: Don't patronize me, Mr. Witter.",
"Pacey: I'm sorry, ma'am. I-- you can talk now if you like.",
"Marcy: Fine, Mr. Witter. If you must know, Mr. Rinaldi fired me, and I'll be leaving at the end of the day.",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"[The go inside Pacey's office to find Rich sitting in Pacey's chair.]",
"Rich: Just breakin' it in for you. Oh, who's the looker?",
"Joey: You do realize that I'm standing right here?",
"Rich: And you do realize that was a compliment, right?",
"Pacey: [Chuckles uncomfortably] Rich, this is Joey. Joey, you remember Rich. And, Rich, why is it, exactly, you fired my secretary?",
"Rich: Well, uh, she tried to kick me out of your office.",
"Pacey: Well, doesn't that deserve a raise?",
"Rich: Yeah, well, I didn't like her attitude, Witter, or the cut of her jib, for that matter. [Chuckles]",
"Joey: You can just fire somebody because you don't like the way they look? Isn't that discrimination?",
"Rich: Is she human resources?",
"Pacey: No. No, no. She's my, uh... friend of mine.",
"Rich: Oh. So, uh, why aren't you in school today?",
"Joey: I'm on spring break.",
"Rich: What do you do 9 to 5, Johnny?",
"Joey: Joey. Nothing at the moment. Um...",
"Rich: I say you spend the next 2 weeks filling in here. You know how to play office, right? Why don't you set that up, Witter.",
"[Rich leaves Pacey's Office, pausing long enough to take a look at Joey's back side.]",
"Joey: He's kidding, right?",
"Pacey: Rich? No, he doesn't really have much of a sense of humor.",
"Joey: Well, how much does it pay?",
"Pacey: I don't know. I think it's, like, 600 bucks a week.",
"Joey: Are you serious?",
"Pacey: Would you actually want to do it?",
"Joey: Well, you have to admit, Pace, I mean, it is perfect timing. I'm broke. We never see each other anymore.",
"Pacey: Yeah, but hangin' out by the coffee machine is not exactly a date, now, is it?",
"Joey: Who's kidding who, Pace? Now, we both know that the boss doesn't hang out by the coffee machine. That would be the assistant's job.",
"[She is adjusting his tie the entire time she is talking to him here]",
"Pacey: And you're sure you'd be comfortable with the whole boss/secretary power relationship?",
"Joey: We both know who's boss here.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Well, ok, yeah. I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?",
"Joey: Barring me taking over the company, nothing. How fun is this gonna be!",
"[Scene: Heather's Office at the movie studio. Dawson is pitching his idea for a movie to Heather, while she paces around the room listening to his ideas]",
"Dawson: It's about a lot of things, but more than anything, it's about what it feels like to be 15... that time in your life when everything's new and you're constantly on the edge of a broken heart. I mean, it should be stylized and operatic and...",
"Heather: And...",
"Dawson: I'd like to direct it.",
"Heather: [Chuckles] Whoa, junior. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Walk before you run.",
"Dawson: Ok. What do you think?",
"Heather: I like it. I do. And I think your passion for it is great. It's just...",
"Dawson: What?",
"Heather: It's a little soft. And in case you haven't noticed, we don't really do soft around here. We do exploitation. Larry learned everything he knows from Roger Corman. You could pitch him Citizen Kane, and unless there's a minimum of 3 nude scenes, he'd give you a look like he just smelled a fart.",
"Dawson: Ok. That's all well and good, but I'm not sure I know how to make that movie.",
"Heather: My advice to you... is to play up the s*x. He'll understand that.",
"Dawson: What makes this pitch so interesting and unique is the fact that it's this epic love story without the s*x.",
"Heather: I'll let you in on a little secret. Larry Newman is the horniest man alive, a world-class pervert. He's on his third wife. She's 23... and done a lot of work in the valley, if you know what I mean. Which doesn't seem to stop him from coveting my rack, mind you.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] I'm so sorry. That must be terrible to work in an environment like that.",
"Heather: Please. You've been staring at the twins for the past 20 minutes.",
"Dawson: I...",
"Heather: Not that I mind, of course. They are fantastic and worth every penny. What's my point?",
"Dawson: I don't know.",
"Heather: My point is... if you want to make a movie with us, find a way to tell your story while still aping to the lowest common denominator. Pitch the same thing you pitched , only throw in... a stripper, a 3-way, or like an affair with a teacher or something.",
"Dawson: I can do that.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Help Center. Jen and CJ are sitting in desks that are positioned face to face and both are trying to keep busy by reading, and ignoring one another. There is an obvious awkwardness and unconfort in the air.]",
"[Telephone rings]",
"[Jen jumps faster and answers the phone first.]",
"Jen: Help line. This is Jen speaking. Are you sure that that's actually a problem? Because speaking as a girl whose boyfriend wants to copulate every waking moment of the day, I would actually welcome the break. I mean, I appreciate the enthusiasm. It's just it's--it's a little exhausting. This position, that position, \"you want my legs where?\" I mean, I can't even wear a skirt anymore without him taking it as an invitation to hike it up.",
"[CJ just gets up and leaves]",
"[Scene: Pacey's work place. Pacey walks in the front door and is confronted by one of the other employees who stops him to tell him something.]",
"Man: Hey, Witter, nicely done. Nicely done, indeed.",
"Pacey: What are you talkin' about?",
"Man: The new hire.",
"Pacey: Oh. Joey.",
"[Pacey walks in to see everyone huddled up around the desk in front of his office. He looks at this weird site and makes his way over to them. The men part so that we see Joey sitting at the desk. All the guys are practically drooling around him]",
"Pacey: Hey, Joe.",
"Joey: Oh. Morning, Pace.",
"Pacey: Morning. Excuse me. Are these guys botherin' you?",
"Joey: No. They may be trying to, but I can't exactly tell. Did any of you go to college?",
"Man1: We're just showin' her the ropes, Pacey.",
"Man2: Are you comfortable, Joey? I mean, this seems a little high.",
"[the man reaches over and hits a leaver and Joey's seat drops down a little.]",
"Joey: Oh. Oh, whoa. [Chuckles] That's...super. Thank you.",
"Pacey: Well, great. I'm glad we got that all fixed up. But seeing as this is my secretary, why don't you guys go back to your",
"Joey: Ahem!",
"Pacey: Office temp-- it's not important right now. What's importantshe's not gonna be here long, so don't get too attached. Bye-bye.",
"[They leave]",
"Joey: Neander-creeps. Sorry about that.",
"[Cut to slightly later and Pacey is playing with an executive toy that he found on his desk. Joey comes walking into his office.]",
"Pacey: What is this?",
"Joey: Oh. Well, that's your office-warming gift. You forgot to open it yesterday. I thought since now you're a true professional and you have an office of your own, that you deserve pointless gadgets to stick on your desk.",
"Pacey: Well, thank you, miss potter. That's very thoughtful of you.",
"Joey: Well, I am the best assistant ever.",
"Pacey: Of course you are. You know, uh, when I got here this morning, you forgot to make the coffee, and I like to start the morning with a cup.",
"Joey: Oh. Oh, right. Well, you were a chef, right? I mean, you can make it yourself.",
"Pacey: Sure. Yeah.",
"[Rich comes into the office.]",
"Pacey: Could you run this down to Tom, please?",
"Joey: Sure.",
"[Joey takes the folder from Pacey and leaves]",
"Rich: Are you sure you need to find a replacement?",
"Pacey: She's got another job, and she's in school, and most importantly, she's unavailable, Rich.",
"Rich: All right. Ok.",
"Pacey: Tell you the truth, the whole thing's becoming a bit of a debacle. I got here this morning, the guys were all over her desk.",
"Rich: Like that's not gonna happen with anything remotely female.",
"Pacey: And she's also my friend. Which makes it a little awkward when I'm tryin' to tell her what to do.",
"Rich: You got to get yourself together, man. There's a reporter coming in to talk to us later, and I don't want you to be snotting all over your tie because you haven't had a nonfat cafe mocha latte grande whatever.",
"Pacey: A reporter for who?",
"Rich: I don't know. Some chick from the financial section to discuss our little up-and-coming company here. See how the big boys play and whatnot.",
"Pacey: Cool.",
"Rich: Yeah, it's swell. So you better straighten up, 'cause it seems like this broad is interested in you in particular-- rising to the top in record time or something.",
"Pacey: Really? She wants to talk to me, huh?",
"Rich: Seriously, it's the financial section. Who reads that?",
"[Rich leaves and Joey comes back in]",
"Joey: So, she wants to talk to you?",
"Pacey: Were you eavesdropping?",
"Joey: Well, yes. I'm your assistant. It's my job. It's what I do.",
"Pacey: Mm-hmm.",
"[Pacey begins playing with his Executive toy again.]",
"[Scene: The Coffee cart outside the help center. CJ is getting a cup of coffee when Jen comes walking over to him.]",
"Jen: Hey.",
"CJ: Hey.",
"Jen: Did you get me one?",
"CJ: I didn't know you wanted one.",
"Jen: Way to be a boyfriend.",
"CJ: Yeah, right. Good one, Jen.",
"Jen: So, I still don't know what C.J. Stands for, but maybe the \"c\" stands for \"crabby\"? What's the matter?",
"CJ: Nothing.",
"Jen: Nothing. [Sighs] That's it?",
"CJ: I don't like you using our problems in the bedroom to help other people.",
"Jen: Oh, well, first of all, I wasn't aware that we had problems in the bedroom. And...second of all, why not?",
"CJ: Forget it.",
"Jen: What, is this about s*x?",
"CJ: Pretty much, yeah.",
"Jen: Ok. But you know, if some girl called up and said that her boyfriend was pressuring her into having s*x, you would slip on your very best Dr. Drew, and you would tell her not to stand for it.",
"CJ: Look, if what you to me about your past is true, then I'm guessin' what I don't understand is why the creeps and the scumbags who treated you so poorly got the benefit of your s*x drive. Whereas guys like me who actually treat you fairly well... we get ridiculed for wanting to have s*x with you.",
"Jen: Wow. Kudos to you, C.J. That is the nicest way that anybody's ever called me a slut.",
"CJ: What are you talkin' about?",
"Jen: Basically, what you're saying is if I can be a slut for other guys, why can't I be a slut for you?",
"CJ: That's not what I mean.",
"[Jen storms off and CJ starts to follow, but finally gives up]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Movie Studios. Dawson and Heather are headed to their meeting with Mr. Newman to try and pitch Dawson's movie idea.]",
"Heather: Please tell me you're gonna kick ass in there.",
"Dawson: I'm relatively certain I won't throw up, but beyond that, I can't promise anything.",
"Heather: [Irked] Fabulous.",
"[They go into the office, and see two other people in there. One is blowing up a hemorrhoid pillow]",
"Mr. Newman: Dawson leery! Ha! How the hell's my favorite young director? It's good to see you, kid. Good to see ya.",
"Dawson: You, too, Mr. Newman.",
"Mr. Newman: Ah, Mr. Newman was my father, and that b*st*rd's long gone. You just call me Larry. Have a seat, please.",
"Dawson: Ok. Larry. [Nervous chuckle] Ok.",
"[Mr. Newman sits down and yelps in pain]",
"Mr. Newman: Ow! Peter.",
"Peter: Yes, Larry?",
"Mr. Newman: My ass hurts. Why does my ass hurt?",
"Peter: I'm sorry, Larry. I, uh, I...forgot.",
"Mr. Newman: Actions, peter, actions. Not excuses.",
"[Peter puts the pillow on Larry's chair for him]",
"Mr. Newman: Whew! Ahh! It's my prostate. Damn thing's as big as a cured ham. Gettin' old, boy. Whoo! It's just a series of indignities. You'll find out. Ok. So, what are we doin' here?",
"Dawson: Uh, well",
"Mr. Newman: Ohh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I can't believe I almost forgot this. You are my hero, kid.",
"Dawson: [Chuckles] Thank you... Larry. That--I, uh-- that means a lot. The re-shoots were tough, but, uh, ultimately I was pretty happy with how they turned out. I gotta say, by the end of it, I actually felt like a real director.",
"Mr. Newman: Right. Uh, no, the re-shoots were fine. What I'm talkin' about is Natasha.",
"Dawson: She was great, wasn't she? I was very happy with the performance that I got out of her.",
"Mr. Newman: Uh, her performance was mediocre at best. What I'm talkin' about here is the fact that you managed to get yourself into her knickers? [Clicks tongue] Heather tells me everything. See, here's my thing with directors. I can tell any schmuck where to put the camera, how to say \"action,\" blah, blah, blah, blah. But when a freakin' P.A. Figures out how to bang the leadin' lady, buddy, that is somebody I want to be in business with. And that's you, big fella. Ha ha ha ha! Hee hee hee hee! Whoo! Yeah! Ok, Dawson... tell me a story.",
"Dawson: Ok. So, we open in a teenager's bedroom, walls plastered with movie posters.",
"Mr. Newman: Now, wait. This isn't one of those movies about makin' movies, is it?",
"Dawson: No. Not at all. Not really.",
"Mr. Newman: Well, either it is or it isn't.",
"Dawson: Well",
"Mr. Newman: all right. Never mind. Go ahead.",
"Dawson: Ok. So, on the bed-- boy and a girl. Both 15. They've been best friends for as long as they can remember.",
"Mr. Newman: Are they, you know-- [Clicks tongue]",
"Dawson: No.",
"Mr. Newman: Huh?",
"Dawson: Uh, not yet.",
"Mr. Newman: I got ya. Let the audience get a little wet first. I like this. This is good.",
"Dawson: Yeah. So, uh, they're in the bedroom, and they're talking about movies.",
"Mr. Newman: Wait a minute. I gotta ask you somethin' here. Uh, is this a horror movie?",
"Dawson: No, not at all. This is a coming-of-age story.",
"Heather: Actually, Larry, it's a teen s*x comedy...with heart. American pie meets stand by me.",
"Mr. Newman: But it's got s*x, right?",
"[Dawson looks at Heather, and she nods to him]",
"Dawson: Sure. Yeah.",
"Mr. Newman: Good. See, this is interesting. Friends will come and friends will go, but I say... there's always room for a movie in which teenage girls take their clothes off. All right, let's cut to the chase, pally. My ass is on fire here. Hmm-unh!",
"Dawson: Um, ok. Here--here's the part of the story that I think you'll find the most interesting. Our main character thinks of himself as one of the good guys. He's always tryin' to do the right thing, and it always gets in the way when it comes to girls. Um, so it's--it's really interesting to watch him go through this moral dilemma when he meets this girl at school that he really likes, but it turns out that she's...",
"[He sees that he is starting to lose him]",
"Dawson: A...stripper.",
"Mr. Newman: Stripper? Yeah, student by day, stripper at night. See, I've--I've seen this probably 100 times, but I'll be damned if I wouldn't stay up till 3 A.M. To watch it on skinemax. And you cast one of those hot little past-her-prime starlets who's willing to show off her new boob job, you got yourself a mini-blockbuster on your hands. This is good. This is real good. I like this. You got yourself a deal.",
"Peter: It's the best pitch I've heard in, uh... a long time.",
"Dawson: Well, you guys want to hear the rest of it? I mean, that's just a very small part of it.",
"Mr. Newman: Let me give you a little advice, pally. When somebody tells you, you got yourself a deal, you zip it. You know, you nod, you smile, and you look grateful. You do not say another word. Another word can only do you harm. You know what I'm sayin'?",
"[He looks at Peter who nods and him then to Heather who also nods at him]",
"Dawson: Absolutely.",
"Mr. Newman: Outstanding! Ok. Listen, we'll figure out the beats after lunch. In the meantime... tell me a little more about Natasha. [Laughs lasciviously] Huh? Boom. [Continues laughing] Whoo!",
"[Scene: Pacey's office. Pacey is on a headset phone talking to one of his clients, while pacing behind his desk.]",
"Pacey: I hear what you're saying, Walter. I'm just not willing to push it that hard. Look, I just don't have the numbers, ok? Well, when? Ok, hold on a second. Let me ask my secretary. Hey, Jo",
"[Joey walks in with a folder.]",
"Joey: Are you looking for this, Mr. Witter?",
"Pacey: Yes, as a matter of fact. When did this come in?",
"Joey: Um, well, I didn't want to inundate you with information.",
"Pacey: Good thinking. [Sighs] Ok, Walter, I got it right in front of . Shoot. Walter?",
"Joey: Oh, I pressed a button when I came in here. I thought it was hold.",
"Pacey: That's ok. That's fine. We can just get him on the line again. Ha ha. You know, Jo, you're such a smart girl, I honestly thought this was gonna be a little easier for you.",
"Joey: Well, I kind of made it a point not to learn secretarial skills.",
"Pacey: You might've wanted to mention that earlier.",
"Joey: Well, if I'm too good at it, then no one will ever let me do what I really want to do.",
"Pacey: I find that very hard to believe, Miss Potter.",
"[The mystery woman, from the earlier episodes, walks into Pacey's Office.]",
"Pacey: Hi.",
"Sadia: Hi.",
"Pacey: What are you doing here?",
"Sadia: Well, your secretary wasn't at her desk, so I hope it's ok",
"Pacey: That's fine. She's, uh, that's-- she's there.",
"Sadia: Oh. Ok, well, here. You wouldn't mind hangin' this up for me, would you?",
"[She hands her coat to Joey]",
"Joey: Do you have an appointment, Miss?",
"Sadia: Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I do.",
"[Rich comes walking into Pacey's office]",
"Rich: Uh, this is Sadia Shaw, pace, the reporter I was tellin' you about.",
"Pacey: Of course.",
"Sadia: Pleased to meet you again. So, I guess the rumors I've been hearing are true, Pacey. You're certainly moving up in the world.",
"Joey: So you guys know each other?",
"Sadia: Not entirely, but I guess that's what the interview's for.",
"Pacey: I guess so. [Chuckles]",
"Rich: [Laughs]",
"Pacey: Hey, is there anything we can get you to make you more comfortable? Jo, would you mind grabbin' us a pot of coffee?",
"Joey: Sure, Mr. Witter. I will get right on that. I will just whip up a batch.",
"Sadia: [Sweetly] Thank you.",
"Pacey: Yeah, thank you.",
"[Joey leaves them.]",
"Pacey: Why don't you step in, make yourself more comfortable.",
"[Scene: A Studio Set. Todd is shooting a music video for a gothic Rock Band. The band is singing on the set, while Todd is watching on as they film. Dawson walks in and stays in the back of the room watching the band shot their video.]",
"[Group performing Goth rock]",
"Todd: And cut! Gentlemen, Satan himself would be proud! All right, let's take a break.",
"[The band breaks, and Todd makes his way over to one of the women]",
"Todd: You have no idea how...[Whispering]",
"Girl: Yeah, yeah. [Giggles]",
"[Dawson makes his way over to Todd]",
"Todd: What the hell are you doin' here?",
"Dawson: Moral quandary. You got a minute?",
"Todd: Bollocks, leery. You're like some bloody little angel that pops his head up over my shoulder every time I'm about to engage in meaningless s*x with a comely extra. You are a bloody moral quandary.",
"Girl: Excuse me. I'm in the band, Todd.",
"Todd: My apologies, love. Can you ever forgive me? [to Dawson] Sure this can't wait 5 minutes?",
"Girl: 5 minutes? Gee, what a treat.",
"[Todd laughs]",
"[Scene: Pacey's Office . Sadia is interviewing Pacey and Rich as they are sitting in Pacey's office.]",
"Sadia: So, rich... would you say that Pacey's arrival and your rise in profitability had a direct correlation?",
"Rich: Well, let's not get crazy here. We all know how unpredictable the market is. It just so happens we also started to push a new stock around that time, and it did very well for us.",
"Sadia: And that would be Stepatech.",
"Pacey: Yes, and as a matter of fact, I was the first person who went out with Stepatech.",
"Rich: Yeah, that's correct. Pacey was the first.",
"Joey on intercom: Excuse me, Pace. Uh, Jack's on one.",
"Pacey: That's ok. You can hold all my calls. Thanks.",
"Joey: Even from your roomie?",
"Pacey: Yes, even my roommate.",
"Joey: Oh, ok. My bad. Carry on.",
"Pacey: I apologize for that. It's her first day.",
"Sadia: I understand. This must be quite a coup for you, Pacey, having an assistant. I heard that until recently you were a cook.",
"Pacey: Yeah, actually. I did dabble for a while in the food service industry, but I'm quite",
"[The phone begins to squeal. And Pacey begins beating on the keys, and picks up the receiver and hangs it back up and it stops]",
"Pacey: Ahem. The button's stick on those sometimes. I apologize. Where was I?",
"Rich: I wish I could remember. I was riveted.",
"[Joey comes in with a tray of coffee]",
"Joey: Fresh coffee?",
"Pacey: Great. You can just put it on the desk.",
"Joey: Pacey takes tons of sugar in his coffee. Otherwise, he can't drink it. You know, he puts sugar in his fruity pebbles. Can you believe it?",
"Pacey: Ah, ha! All right. Thanks for your help, miss potter. That'll be all.",
"Joey: And how do you take yours?",
"Sadia: Uh, just a splash of cream-- nonfat, if you have it, please. Thank you.",
"Joey: Of course.",
"[Joey pours the cream on the pant leg of Sadia.]",
"Joey: [Gasps] Oh, god!",
"[All talking at once]",
"Joey: Oh, my god. Sorry, sorry.",
"Sadia: Ohh! You know what? I can get it.",
"Joey: I'm so sorry.",
"Sadia: I got it.",
"Rich: Witter, uh, why don't we... continue this interview in my office? I'm sure you'll be more comfortable there. It's much bigger.",
"[Rich and Sadia leave Pacey's office.]",
"Pacey: It was an accident.",
"Pacey: Really! An accident. Now, why do I find that so hard to believe?",
"Pacey: You better get goin'. You don't want to miss your 15 minutes of fame.",
"[Scene: The Video Set. Dawson and Todd are talking while the rest of the crew is off getting ready for the next shoot.]",
"Todd: I don't understand what you're so torn up about, mate. A job is a job. Work begets work. Do you know what I mean?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I just... have a really hard time doing something that I don't believe in. I learned so much workin' for you in the re-shoots and everything, but I lost a chunk of my soul in the process.",
"Todd: You're such a bloody drama queen, Leery. The trick is to keep workin' so one day you get to a point where you can write your own ticket.",
"Dawson: But what if by the time you get there, you don't know who the hell you are anymore?",
"Todd: You ask yourself what kind of filmmaker you want to be. Me, I'm a journeyman. I go where the jobs are.",
"Dawson: Ahh, maybe I'm just not cut out for any of this.",
"Todd: Oh, I see. So this is that bit where I give you a bit of a lift, is it? No. 'Cause I'm not gonna do it... even if you are a talented little bugger, even if you are light-years ahead of where I was at your age.",
"Dawson: All right, all right. That's enough.",
"[Todd takes some money out of his pocket and hands it to him]",
"Dawson: What's that?",
"Todd: Go make a movie.",
"Dawson: With 10 bucks?",
"Todd: It's a start. Look, if you're not willing to do it their way, with their money, then don't cash the check. Write your own. Sometimes, with a little bit of money and a lot of faith, you can almost will an entire movie into existence. That's what I did.",
"Dawson: How'd it turn out?",
"Todd: It was rubbish... but it got me here. Here I am, doing the devil's work in sunny Los Angeles. Listen, mate, I know no matter what you do... you're gonna do it with heart and balls and swagger. And that is all that matters in this world. Remember that. Go on, get outta here. Go change a diaper or somethin'.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Office. It is the end of the day and Joey comes in and places a file down on Pacey's desk, who is just sitting there thinking.]",
"Pacey: Well, what was that earlier?",
"Joey: How do you know that woman?",
"Pacey: The reporter? I've met her once... at a function. Months ago. I didn't even know her name.",
"Joey: Why does that not shock me?",
"Pacey: We were never formally introduced. I mean, would it have killed you to have acted professionally today?",
"Joey: Come on, Pacey. You guys are pigs. I mean, according to caveman standards, I'm not the professional type.",
"Pacey: And what type is that? The type that can pour a cup of coffee without painting it all over the walls? Because you're not that type.",
"Joey: That's all an assistant is to you, isn't it? Just some chick who pours coffee.",
"Pacey: I didn't realize that you wanted to be a career assistant.",
"Joey: Why do you think rich fired Marcy? 'Cause she's over 30. Have you ever even noticed the assistants here?",
"Pacey: I feel like there's no good way to answer that question.",
"Joey: They look like the maxim girls of the office out there.",
"Pacey: I guess I'd never noticed. Because when I come here, it's to do my job. Which I was actually pretty good at until you came here and sabotaged me.",
"Joey: Get real, Pacey. All I'm asking for is a little respect, a little human kindness.",
"Pacey: But you see, that's the whole point. I don't have to respect you or be kind to you. You're my secretary.",
"Joey: Oh, that's the whole point? You regressed",
"Pacey: Woman! You are wrecking my head. Could you not just accept the temporary and come with a smile and maybe a little grace?",
"Joey: No. Not if this is how you plan on treating your future assistants. Frankly, Pacey, I'm beginning to understand the nickname.",
"Pacey: What nickname?",
"Joey: They call you witless.",
"Pacey: Who calls me witless?",
"Joey: I think that would be unprofessional of me to disclose such information.",
"Pacey: Where was that professionalism when you were pouring cream down the reporter's leg?",
"Joey: Oh, please. Don't say \"reporter\" like you haven't burned that girl's name into your memory.",
"Pacey: You know, I don't think this is the proper arena to vent your jealousy.",
"Joey: Jealous?! Hardly. Ok, yeah. I might've had some sort of psychotic lapse, but that was odd, really, because... why would I be jealous?",
"Pacey: I don't know.",
"Joey: It's not like you'd ever be attracted to the shrewd business type, right?",
"Pacey: Well, what does it matter? 'Cause you're not jealous. Right? You know what? I'd like to issue an apology. Take a letter, would you?",
"[She looks at him, like can he be serious.]",
"Pacey: You're gonna need a pen and paper.",
"[He hands her a pad and pen.]",
"Pacey: Dear...Miss...Shaw... it was...wonderful... to see you this afternoon. No, no. Go back. It was lovely to see you again. However, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my secretary's behavior. Because, you see, she's new... and very bad.",
"[He gets up and walks towards her as he is dictating.]",
"Joey: I missed the last part. It was something moronic followed by something inane.",
"[At this point She puts down her pen and walks over to stand right in front of him. They stare each other down, and then jump into each other's arms kissing passionately. The go over to the couch in his office and lie down on it. Pacey rips off his jacket and they begin making out on the couch, when Rich walks into Pacey's office.]",
"Rich: I'm, uh, headed out, Witter.",
"[They stop and stare up at him]",
"Rich: Jeez, man. At least I waited a week with mine.",
"[Rich just shakes his head and walks out, and Pacey looks down at Joey.]",
"Pacey: Pigs. We're all pigs.",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Gram's Dining room. Jen, Grams and CJ are sitting at the table eating, but no one is talking to one another. Jen and CJ are sitting across from one another, but making a point not to look at each other.]",
"Grams: Whatever is the matter with you two?",
"Jen: C.J. Thinks I'm a slut. I do not.",
"Grams: Why would you think such a thing, Jennifer?",
"Jen: Because he pretty much said so.",
"CJ: No, I didn't.",
"Grams: Well, C.J., Why do think Jennifer feels this way?",
"CJ: Well, she seemed to like having s*x right up until the moment she started having s*x with me.",
"Jen: That's not true.",
"Grams: I see the problem here.",
"Jen: You do?",
"Grams: Mmm. C.J., Jennifer is attempting for the very first time in her young life to have a full, well-rounded relationship with a boy. And, Jennifer, C.J.'S problem is that he, like any young man of pure heart and good intention, is worried that you will always be more attracted to the rakes of this world.",
"Jen: Well, you can tell C.J. That nice pecks and a good 6-pack only go so far.",
"CJ: And you can tell Jennifer that what she just said didn't make me feel the slightest bit better. [Mumbling] I have nice pecks.",
"Grams: Jennifer?",
"Jen: You can tell C.J. That the best s*x that I've ever had in my life has been with him.",
"CJ: That'll do. You can tell Jen that... I'm sorry if I made her feel bad... and...that I was never insinuating that she'd be of questionable morality. And that I will snuggle with her anytime she wants.",
"Grams: Well. I think my work is done here. I have peace to broker elsewhere in bean town.",
"[Grams gets up and leaves them alone.]",
"Jen: I'm so sorry.",
"CJ: No. No. I'm sorry. But I'm not sorry about wantin' to have s*x with you. I mean, that's just how it is. That's how it's always gonna be.",
"Jen: You promise?",
"CJ: Oh, I promise.",
"Jen: Ooh. [Chuckles] I think I'm in the mood.",
"CJ: [Chuckles] In the mood for what?",
"Jen: [Sighs] No, it just passed.",
"CJ: No. N--I--uh... I'm just kiddin'.",
"Jen: Shall we, then?",
"[They quickly make their way upstairs]",
"[Scene: Mr. Newman's Office. They are in another meeting to wrap up the plans for the movie. Mr. Newman has just finished looking over some of the plans as the rest look on.]",
"Mr. Newman: Well, I think we're in pretty good shape here. Just make sure... that the fire at the strip club is spectacular. I mean-- whoosh! All right? Now, have you, uh... thought about a title, Dawson?",
"Dawson: A ti--uh, no. I haven't, actually.",
"Mr. Newman: I got one for you. Sunset stripped.",
"Dawson: Sunset stripped.",
"Mr. Newman: What do you think?",
"Dawson: I...um... think it's very clever. Economical... yeah, works well. Uh, you know, bein' that her--her name is Sunset.",
"Mr. Newman: And I think it'll help with the foreign, too. Which reminds me-- a minimum of 3 nude scenes, please? That's not including the scenes in the strip bar. I want this picture to be wall-to-wall boobs. Ok? This is gonna be a very good picture. My friends, thank you. That's it. Congrats on a great meeting.",
"Heather: Thanks Dawson.",
"Peter: Attagirl.",
"Mr. Newman: Very good. Good work. Let's go. Nice goin', everybody.",
"[Dawson remains seated as every gathers together looking at the plans. He has a troubled look on his face]]",
"Dawson: You know what? Um, excuse me. I'm sorry.",
"Mr. Newman: Well, what is it? Out with it.",
"Dawson: I came in here the other day because I wanted to tell a story about... something small, something personal, something I've been... tryin' to figure out for quite some time. I wanted to write about growing up... and why it's so hard. And... I wanted to write about falling in love and why it can't last, but at the same time, how it lasts forever. And somehow, that got twisted into a story about a stripper. I--I guess what I'm tryin' to say is, I can't do this. I appreciate the--the offer and the confidence... but... I just wouldn't feel right taking your money.",
"Mr. Newman: Are you absolutely sure about this?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] Yeah. Yeah, I am.",
"[Mr. Newman turns from Dawson and looks at Heather]",
"Mr. Newman: All right, put together a directors list. I want to get somebody on this by the end of the week.",
"Mr. Newman: [To Dawson] Nice knowin' you, kid. The best of luck to you, huh?",
"Dawson: [Chuckles softly]",
"Mr. Newman: All right. Here. Got somebody here in mind. This is somebody we could call.",
"[Happy with himself Dawson leaves the office]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Joey is finishing up her shift at the bar that evening, when Pacey comes walking in and goes over to join her.]",
"Joey: Hey, Mr. Witter. What can I get you?",
"Pacey: Oh, nothing, actually. I'm kinda partial to this jacket.",
"Joey: Not the best of first days, I'll admit.",
"Pacey: No. But I'm of the opinion that some worlds should never collide. Plus, how are you ever gonna take me seriously",
"[Joey goes to take a large tray into the back but Pacey stops her",
"Pacey: I got itnow that you know the guys call me witless?",
"Joey: Yeah, and my whole jealousy act really didn't showcase my best features.",
"Pacey: Actually, you know, I kinda liked that part.",
"Joey: You were just hoping she and I would wrestle.",
"Pacey: What kind of man do you take me for?",
"Joey: I guess I'm just not used to office combat. I'm more of a drunk wrangler.",
"Pacey: That's good news, actually, because I wanted to tell you, don't quit your night job.",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Pacey: Well, I mean that under no circumstances do I ever want to see you in my place of work again, regardless of how hot you look in pinstripes.",
"Joey: You're firing me?",
"Pacey: Y-yeah, but, I mean, c-can you think of any better solution?",
"Joey: Is this because of the whole coffee thing, Pacey? Because I can make coffee. And I can serve it and everything. I'm nothing if not a professional server.",
"Pacey: It's not about the coffee thing. Ok?",
"Joey: Then what's it about?",
"Pacey: Jo, how can you expect me to concentrate if you're around all day?",
"Joey: Am I really that much of a distraction, Pacey? I mean, my desk is outside of your office. You can't even see me.",
"Pacey: But I know you're there. And I would not have come as far as I have if you were 5 feet away from me all the time. I just wouldn't. Trust me.",
"Joey: Really? And why is that?",
"Pacey: Ok, now you're just milkin' this for all it's worth, aren't you? Fine. [Sighs] I wouldn't have been able to concentrate because every time you're 5 feet away from me or 25 feet away from me, for that matter... there's really only one thing that I want to do.",
"Joey: Do tell.",
"[They kiss passionately]",
"Joey: I'm sorry, Mr. Witter. I don't think I can work for you anymore.",
"Pacey: Fine. Just remember that I fired you.",
"Joey: No, no. I quit. You have to let me keep my dignity.",
"Pacey: Ok, but if I fire you, then you get severance pay.",
"Joey: Oh. Well, just remember, you'll never find another girl like me.",
"Pacey: I prefer to think of my secretaries as women, but ok.",
"Joey: Well, enough of that. I think we can both agree that this wasn't the best idea.",
"Pacey: No doubt. My current thinking is that relationships make terrible platforms for multi-tasking.",
"Joey: Pity, that. I was looking forward to seeing you on a regular basis.",
"Pacey: We'll just have to make a point to make more time, then, won't we? [Chuckles] You almost done here?",
"Joey: I just have to close up the register.",
"Pacey: Well...that's excellent, 'cause, you know, I was thinking... I just happen to live right across the street.",
"Joey: I was thinking that, too.",
"Pacey: Really. What a coincidence.",
"Joey: I'll be right there. I'll see you soon.",
"Pacey: Hey. You don't think there's any chance you might be willing to wear that secretary's outfit",
"Joey: You had your chance.",
"Pacey: We'll talk about that later.",
"[He leaves and Joey goes back to cleaning. She is cleaning for a while when a voice from behind that she recognizes, startles her.]",
"Eddie: Hey.",
"Joey: Eddie.",
"[Cut at Joey just staring at Eddie]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x17 | s*x and Violence | destinyros2005 |
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"Jen's seemingly happy world comes crashing down when she learns that Grams has breast cancer. Meanwhile, Joey's tumultuous love life continues when Eddie reveals his true reasons for returning to Boston, and Pacey agrees to join Joey as she chaperones for Harley's school dance, but what should be a magical night doesn't feel right for Joey. Although he is at first reluctant, Pacey agrees to invest Dawson's life savings to finance his new film project."
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"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. This scene picks up right where the last episode left off. Joey was finishing cleaning up, and Eddie has just walked into the bar, and stopped in front of here. There was a long pause before anyone said anything.]",
"Joey: Eddie...what the hell are you doing here?",
"Eddie: Right. Um, so",
"Joey: what happened to California?",
"Eddie: Well, it's still there. You know, I just kinda left for a while.",
"Joey: And what happened to school?",
"Eddie: Again, still there. Still standing without me and everything. It's hard to believe, I know. Look, I start in the fall. Everything worked out, Jo. Everything, Jo. I mean, I had this interview, right? And I didn't stutter or stumble or throw up or anything, and they loved my writing, which is just totally, like, surreal because no one has ever loved anything I've done. Except for you. Which is why I'm here. I wanted to say thank you. Because you knew I could do it, and I had no idea. You know, Jo, it's not just because I didn't think I could do it. It's because I didn't see the world that way. You know? It's a place where people get second and third and fourth chances to make something of themselves. Or as a place where... you can be a coward, and hurt someone. Hey. But they still have the decency to see the decency in you. And, Jo, you are the most decent person I know. And you have incredible eyes and the sexiest voice and a smile that breaks my heart. And if I'm gonna be a writer, I need someone like that around. I need you around. What do you say?",
"[She fights the urge to kiss him]",
"Joey: No. No.",
"Eddie: Well, that's not the answer that I'm looking for, really.",
"Joey: Eddie, you walked away.",
"Eddie: I came back.",
"Joey: I moved on.",
"Eddie: Oh. Ok. If that's how you feel, then... ok, I understand. I do. I guess I'll be seeing you, Joey.",
"Joey: I'm sorry.",
"[Eddie turns and walks out, and Joey watches him go.]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey is lying on her bed trying to read a book, as Harley is going through her closet looking at Joey's clothes.]",
"Harley: Brutal. Do not let your enemies have access to this closet. Tell me this was purchased for some sort of Halloween church lady costume.",
"Joey: It looks much better on.",
"Harley: Keep telling yourself that, sweetie.",
"Joey: You know, perhaps you'd like to focus on the task at hand so you can hurry up and go and leave me to my work.",
"Harley: If you're gonna be chaperoning my semi-formal, I need you to wear something that's moderately hip so I don't look like a freak associating with you. Not like sultry, older woman sexy. [Scoffs] What am I saying? I'd never find anything like that in this closet.",
"Joey: Did I actually agree to this?",
"[She looks at a frilly dress.]",
"Joey: Oh, that's Audrey's. I could borrow it.",
"Harley: No way. You need to look good, but not too good. The men at Milton are weak of constitution and highly susceptible to the wiles of the older woman. So, seeing as it's my night, and my fair-weather, jack-of-no-trades, boyfriend Patrick is going to be there, and he has some sort of unholy attachment to you, we're gonna keep your wiles covered. Under... this lovely subdued dress. [Harley feels the fabric of the dress.] Ew! What is this, rayon?",
"Joey: It's silk. [Harley gives her a dirty look] Blend.",
"Harley: It's perfect. Not too perfect.",
"Joey: Harley, look, I swear to keep my Mrs. Robinson claws off your boyfriend. But can you go? I have a lot of work to do.",
"Harley: Yeah, but do you think I should go pasties or strapless?",
"Joey: Neither! I'm considering investing in a chastity belt for you.",
"Harley: Pushing your buttons, potter.",
"Joey: Out.",
"Harley: I'm out.",
"[She leaves and Joey goes back to reading]",
"[Scene: Jen's bedroom. Jen is looking in the mirror at her disheveled hair in disgust.]",
"Jen: Oh. Heh! I look ridiculous.",
"CJ: No, you don't. You look beautiful and glowing. And definitely like you just partook of your boyfriend.",
"Jen: Great.",
"[They kiss]",
"CJ: And all the more beautiful for it. You Lindley women are something else. You know, Grams broke uncle Bill's heart. That man is a shell of himself. Can't even watch wheel of fortune anymore because Vanna White reminds him of his devastation.",
"Jen: My grams, the black widow. Who knew?",
"CJ: [Chuckles] All right. I should go.",
"Jen: No, you shouldn't.",
"CJ: No. You're the one who made me get out of bed.",
"Jen: I know, but I'm woman enough to admit when I've made a mistake.",
"[She begins to kiss him, and they both stop after several seconds of kissing]",
"Jen: Yeah, you should go.",
"[They begins to kiss again]",
"Jen: Oh, god. You gotta go.",
"CJ: Yeah. Yeah.",
"Jen: All right. Well, um... look, I'll see what I can find out about Grams.",
"CJ: Ok. I'll call you later.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"CJ: Ok. Later.",
"Jen: Bye.",
"CJ: Bye.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Office. Pacey is standing by his desk and hits some buttons on the cell phone on his side, and he has his headset on. Cut to Joey's Dorm room. Joey is studying at her desk, when her phone begins ringing. She looks at the caller ID and sees that it s Pacey, and after a couple of rings, she answers it.]",
"Joey: Hello?",
"Pacey: Hi. Is this Potter's house of pain?",
"Joey: This is mistress Joey speaking.",
"Pacey: I'm glad I caught you. I thought you might have gone out of business. I was expecting you last night.",
"Joey: Yeah, I, um... you know, I finished up at the bar, and I was just exhausted, and... no energy left for the naughty stockbrokers.",
"Pacey: That's ok. I understand. I was kind of tuckered out myself last night. Look, here's what I'm thinking. Last night, we were very old people. But tonight, let's at least pretend like we're young people. Go out late, stumble home very late. What do you say?",
"Joey: I have plans.",
"Pacey: No.",
"Joey: Yeah. I promised Harley I'd do her a favor.",
"Pacey: What exactly does rosemary's baby want?",
"Joey: She wants me to chaperone the Milton semi-formal.",
"Pacey: Would that involve you being in a dress?",
"Joey: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: And heels?",
"Joey: Possibly.",
"Pacey: Well, ok. Consider my arm twisted. I'll be there.",
"Joey: [Laughs] What? I mean, really? It's...it's a Friday night. Are you sure?",
"Pacey: I'm sure as rain.",
"Joey: Great. Um, meet me here at 6:00.",
"Pacey: I'll see you there. Shoe shined and suit pressed.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Work Place Pacey has just finished the phone call with Joey and is the only one in the conference room, when Dawson walks past the door, and stops when he sees Pacey.]",
"Dawson: Pacey Witter.",
"Pacey: Dawson! Hi! Welcome to the dream machine, my friend. Can you smell the money growing?",
"Dawson: Uh, if it smells like Drakar Noir, then yeah, big time.",
"Pacey: What are you doing here?",
"[Dawson slams a piece of paper down on the table. It is a check.]",
"Pacey: What's this?",
"Dawson: It's all the money I saved working with Todd. I need you to make it grow.",
"Pacey: I need to slow down for just a second",
"Dawson: Transform that into a respectable budget for an indie film. Coming of age story. No special effects, although I might need a slumming a-list actor looking for some industry credit. You up for it?",
"Pacey: Would you mind stepping into my office for one sec?",
"Dawson: Sure.",
"[They go into his office.]",
"Pacey: You know that thing that I told you I could do for ya?",
"Dawson: Uh, yeah.",
"Pacey: I was actually kind of kidding.",
"Dawson: Well, but, uh--[Whistles] That's what you do for a living, right? Is invest money for other people?",
"Pacey: Shh. Shh. [Whispering] Technically, yes.",
"Dawson: [Whispers] Why are we whispering?",
"Pacey: Because if the guys ever heard me turning down investment money based on moral reasons, I would be professionally castrated.",
"Dawson: What moral reasons?",
"Pacey: I haven't exactly hammered out my mixing friends and business policy yet.",
"Pace, I think we've been through together that we don't have to worry about it getting awkward.",
"Pacey: Well, yes, we've certainly been through awkward, but we've never been through \"I'm broke and it's all your fault.\"",
"Dawson: I'm not worried. I know this will sound disgustingly L.A. Of me, but this whole project just has a really good vibe.",
"Pacey: Because I'm your friend... I'm never gonna tell anybody that you just used the word \"vibe\".",
"Dawson: I'm serious, man. I just... I made a decision to trust my instincts, and ever since I did, everything's been falling into place. I wrote 20 pages last night. I could barely type fast enough to keep up with the ideas that were coming, and I can't wait to go home and write more. I mean, honestly, the only thing holding all this up right now is you.",
"[Scene: Gram's kitchen. Grams is in the kitchen, when Jen comes down into the kitchen looking for her.]",
"Jen: Grams, grams, grams, we gotta chat. Why'd you drop the hammer on uncle Bill? The man is distraught. Well, apparently, he has sworn off women for life. Of course, if we're speaking frankly, I don't know how long that could actually be.",
"Grams: Jennifer.",
"Jen: You know what's funny, though, is that, well, I'm embarking on a somewhat functional, possibly even fully committed relationship. You, who are 2 generations my senior, are behaving like a fickle teenager. You are breaking hearts left and right.",
"Grams: I most certainly am not.",
"Jen: Ok. Outburst. Perhaps I should be slipping some St. John's Wort into your morning Metamucil.",
"[Grams just gives her a look and leaves]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey has gotten dressed in the dress that Harley had picked out for her earlier. She is sitting at her looking at some pictures on her wall. She looks at pictures of her and Dawson, her and Pacey, and finally at a picture of her and Eddie together. There is a knock on the door, and when she opens the door she sees that is Pacey and he is in a Suit carrying two flower boxes.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Pacey: Hi. Oh, my lord. You are way too hot to be a chaperone. I think I'm living out one of my teenage fantasies right now.",
"Joey: Well, you look quite comely yourself.",
"Pacey: Oh, this old thing? Nah. Ok, now, in order to make up for our last high school dance experience, in which I did actually buy you a corsage, but then I let it wilt to a lovely shade of brown, I brought you options. In box \"a\"... we have the corsage for the fun-loving and whimsical Joey-- a carved radish on a bed of baby carrots. And then, option \"b\"... the corsage for the classic and sophisticated Joey-- roses on a bed of baby's breath, which has a creepy name but is a classic flower.",
"Joey: Well, in honor of the youth with whom we'll be sharing the dance floor, I think I'm gonna go with option \"A.\" The veggies.",
"Pacey: All right. Veggies it is.",
"[He puts the veggie corsage on her wrist]",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"Joey: Cool. And, in honor of the classy guy you are tonight",
"[She pins a rose on him]",
"Pacey: Don't be fooled. It's just a costume.",
"Joey: No, really. You get a rose. It's perfect.",
"Pacey: Shall we?",
"Joey: This'll be fun.",
"Pacey: Yeah. A flashback.",
"[He hugs her from behind after putting her coat on her, and we can see she is somewhat uncomfortable]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The school dance. The school is decorated in with castles and knights. Joey and Pacey walk in together following Harley and Patrick.]",
"Joey: Nice night.",
"Pacey: I just love the smell of secret antiperspirant in the evening. It had to be said.",
"Harley: This whole night bites already. I haven't even gotten to the part where my friends swarm around me and shriek about how much they love my dress.",
"Joey: Harley, you're not the first women in the history of semi-formals to accompany a non-dancing date. Mr. Witter over here was famously uncooperative when it came to the booty shake.",
"Pacey: Hey, I danced.",
"Joey: Under duress. And he broke up with me at our senior prom, so we never had the chance to dance at our own prom.",
"Pacey: Ok. Dirty laundry joke. Let it go.",
"Joey: Had to be said.",
"Patrick: This guy's obviously not of sound mind to hurt the feelings of a babe like you.",
"[Joey and Harley give him a dirty look, and another girl walks up to Harley.]",
"Girl: Harley. Harley: I love your dress! Cute!",
"Harley: Thanks. A little too Aguilera for a school event, but maybe it's just me.",
"Patrick: Just keep it down, all right? Your friend over there might think I'm attached.",
"Harley: I hate you.",
"Joey: Patrick, perhaps you'd like to go over to the punch bowl and retrieve some drinks? I think she might wanna claw your eyes out.",
"[Patrick leaves and Pacey takes the opportunity to compliment Harley.]",
"Pacey: Have you ever noticed how much that dress brings out your eyes?",
"Harley: No.",
"Pacey: Oh, well, it does. You look so pretty tonight, and I bet if you and I were to step out on the dance floor, you would be, by far, the most beautiful woman on it.",
"Harley: Duh.",
"[Harley and Pacey go off to dance. Patrick comes up from behind Joey and goes to stand closely next to him]",
"Joey: Ahem.",
"Patrick: What? Oh, beverages. I was wondering why I went over there.",
"[He holds out his arm and they head out to the dance floor]",
"Patrick: You know, I should tell you that I happen to be close, personal friends with Woody Kulchak, who has snuck in a bottle of pea schnapps tonight. So, if you'd like this dance to be truly magical, I could arrange for cocktails for 2 underneath the bleachers. Just give me the word.",
"Joey: No.",
"[She leaves him alone]",
"Patrick: Think about it, babe.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is in hit Family bedroom. He is hanging several of his old movie posters back on his walls, when Gale comes upstairs and walks into his room.]",
"Gale: Hey, what's all this?",
"Dawson: Ah. Returning to my youth for inspiration. Have you seen my hook poster?",
"Gale: Um, no, not recently. Uh, maybe you could check the attic. So, now that you are revisiting 15, does that mean I have to start paying you an allowance again?",
"Dawson: I don't ever recall you giving me an allowance.",
"Gale: What are you gonna do for money?",
"Dawson: It's fairly inexpensive to live at home. Hence the living at home.",
"Gale: Ah. Meaning that you don't plan to contribute to the household expenses.",
"Dawson: Well, I absolutely can... if you want me to. I mean, I can get a part time job or... I'll baby-sit Lily. That way you don't have to pay somebody else to do it.",
"Gale: That's not what I'm getting at, Dawson.",
"Dawson: What are you getting at?",
"Gale: What I'm wondering is how do you intend to make money in the long term? What's your plan?",
"Dawson: All right. Um... the plan is write this movie, shoot it, finish it, send it off to festivals. Hopefully it'll be good enough to get picked up and distributed and will make enough money to then finance my next project.",
"Gale: I mean what's your backup plan? If directing doesn't work.",
"Dawson: What do you mean, if directing doesn't work?",
"Gale: Making a living as a film director is a one in a million chance. Now, I know you don't wanna hear this, but... you need to be practical.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson is sitting in front of his computer and he is having writers block. He is simply staring at the screen of his laptop, unable to figure out how he wants to start. He stares at it for a while, then begins to type Open with then quickly erases it, and stares at the screen again. He is running trough things in his mind and each time he is about to start typing he stops. He finally gives up and leaves his room.]",
"[Scene: The school dance. Harley is dancing with some guy while Patrick watches her dance with a look of jealousy in his eyes. Harley is just looking over at Patrick loving the jealousy.]",
"Jamie: Then I got bumped up to junior varsity when Cy Watson tore his achilles.",
"Harley: [Laughs]",
"Jamie: Well, you probably heard that I was all-state last year, because, you know, I mean, I'm a good outside shooter, and I can dunk, which is good for somebody my age, and I'm a good passer. But, I mean, I've always been really good. I score, like, 30 points a game.",
"[Cut to the Punch bowl, where Joey and Pacey are getting some punch.]",
"Pacey: What kind of school dance actually has a punch bowl?",
"Joey: A schmancy private school dance.",
"Pacey: Well, I hope for the sake of all involved, that some intrepid student has spiked this punch, or else it kinda loses out on its cliché value.",
"Joey: Hmm.",
"Pacey: Speaking of, when do we get our picture taken in front of the tropical mural?",
"Joey: That would be prom.",
"Pacey: Right. Blocked prom out.",
"Joey: As you should. It wasn't exactly your finest hour.",
"Pacey: Well, I was troubled back then. You know, James Dean type.",
"Joey: You were a dumbass.",
"Pacey: Was I at least a mysterious dumbass with smoldering s*x appeal?",
"Joey: Dumbass.",
"Pacey: Ok, fine. I can accept that. 'Cause now I'm a happy dumbass. I got a second chance.",
"[He kisses her shoulder, and she is very uncomfortable]",
"Joey: Pace, we should",
"Pacey: Fine. Fine.",
"[Cut back to Harley and Patrick. Patrick is wrestling with the guy that Harley was dancing with.]",
"Harley: Patrick, let go of him! Let go of him!",
"Patrick: Why should I? You guys were dancing pelvis to pelvis like it was going out of style.",
"Harley: It was my only recourse after you failed me in every way! Jamie came to my aid!",
"Patrick: Jamie is not your date! I am!",
"Harley: In name only! Did you do one date-like thing the entire night?",
"Patrick: This is date-like!",
"[Cut to Joey and Pacey. Joey sees the fight going on and turns to Pacey.]",
"Joey: Are you gonna do something?",
"Pacey: Oh, yeah. Of course. Of course. It's just so funny.",
"[She gives him a dirty look.]",
"Pacey: Ok. Ok.",
"[Pacey goes and gets himself in between the two of them]",
"Pacey: Ok, ok, ok. Hey, break it up.",
"[Pacey pushes them apart from one another.]",
"Pacey: Hey, guys.",
"Harley: That's how you win my heart? By trying to give the guy a wedgie?",
"Patrick: It's called the krav maga, and J.Lo used it in enough.",
"Jamie: Hey, it's patty from the block.",
"[Crowd laughs]",
"Pacey: You walked right into that one, bud.",
"Patrick: Yeah, that wasn't even funny, buddy.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"Jamie: Come on. Your girlfriend liked it.",
"Patrick: Oh, yeah?!",
"[Patrick takes a swing at the other buy and ends up hitting Pacey in the ear.]",
"Pacey: All right!",
"[Scene: The Girls Bathroom. Joey and Harley are in the bathroom by the sinks, and Harley has been crying and her mascara has smeared across his eyes.]",
"Harley: Look at me! I look completely hideous.",
"Joey: No, you don't. You look like a rock star.",
"Harley: Are you kidding?",
"Joey: You have the whole smoky eye look going.",
"Harley: Where's he whose name shall not be spoken?",
"Joey: Oh, he's in the boy's bathroom with Pacey, getting cleaned up. Sort of.",
"Harley: Did he ask about me?",
"Joey: I was there briefly.",
"Harley: Was he with other girls?",
"Joey: It was the boy's bathroom.",
"Harley: Which is where we had our first kiss. Hello?",
"[Cut to the Boy's bathroom. Pacey and Patrick are in there talking]",
"Pacey: I'm all for the grand romantic gesture, but next time, instead of flailing around wildly, why don't you just tell her that you like her? And then, if you still feel the need for throwing a punch afterwards, pick an enemy your own size. Like an opossum.",
"Patrick: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like you're the rock, or something.",
"Pacey: Hey, hobbit, at least I can grow facial hair.",
"Patrick: What do you call this?",
"Pacey: Lint.",
"[Cut back to the girl's bathroom]",
"Harley: Look at me! I'm crying in the bathroom.",
"Joey: And thus carrying on an age-old tradition of women crying in the bathroom. I did it in high school.",
"Harley: Listen, Joey, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but my high school experiences shouldn't really be the same as yours, or I'm doing something terribly, terribly wrong.",
"Joey: Sorry, kiddo. But that's just how it goes with the high school dance. You buy the dress, you mess with the hair, you pose for the picture, you think your date is finally gonna say all the things you've been dying for him to say, and no. Inevitably, you end up in the girl's bathroom crying.",
"[Cut back to the boy's bathroom]",
"Pacey: Look, you like Harley, right?",
"Patrick: She has her strong points. Ok. I mean, as long as we're talking man to man, yeah, I like her. A lot.",
"Pacey: Well, good. Congratulations, man. 'Cause true feelings for a woman, that's about the best experience you're ever gonna have. I mean, it'll make you strong, it'll make you stupid, and it will definitely take you closer to being the man you want to be.",
"[Cut back to the girl's bathroom]",
"Harley: What do boys have to suffer through?",
"Joey: Thinking they're gonna have s*x afterwards and being sorely disappointed.",
"Harley: Well...",
"Joey: Don't even think about it. I know!",
"Harley: Relax.",
"[Cut back to the boy's bathroom]",
"Pacey: Don't be afraid to be nice to her.",
"Patrick: Oh. So, by nice to her, you mean...",
"Pacey: I mean tell her that you like her shoes.",
"Patrick: Oh, and her, uh",
"Pacey: Tell her that you like her, idiot.",
"[Pacey hits him on the back of the head]",
"Patrick: Ow.",
"[Patrick pushes him]",
"Pacey: Hey. Don't push me.",
"Patrick: Oh, yeah?",
"[Patrick runs in and tries to tackle Pacey with little effect.]",
"Patrick: Let's see what's up!",
"[Cut back to the girl's bathroom]",
"Harley: So, you've honestly had a bad time at every dance you've gone to?",
"Joey: Yeah. Except this one. This one was... nice.",
"Harley: Well, I'm glad someone had a good time.",
"[Cut back to the boy's bathroom. Pacey and Patrick are still wrestling a little, when Joey opens the door and sees them. They quickly stop]",
"Joey: Hello? Everything ok?",
"Patrick: Yeah, fine.",
"Pacey: Yeah, everything's good in here.",
"Joey: Just checking.",
"[Joey leaves]",
"Patrick: Yeah, I don't know why I should be taking advice from you. Like you're some kind of Yoda when it comes to the chicks.",
"Pacey: Have you seen my date?",
"Patrick: Tell me more, sensei.",
"[Scene: Gram's Living room. Grams is sitting on the couch knitting when Jen comes walking into the living room carrying a phone.]",
"Jen: That was for you.",
"Grams: Yes?",
"Jen: The phone.",
"Grams: Yes?",
"Jen: Um...dr. Loomis' office calling to confirm your appointment tomorrow at 12:30. Dr. Loomis isn't your regular doctor. How come I've never heard his name before? All right. Something is going on with you, and I demand to know what it is.",
"Grams: Jennifer, if you are looking for mystery or drama, you'd best take your search elsewhere.",
"Jen: I'm sorry. I'm not going to let you keep this secret. I've lived with you for 5 years, and every time that I've tried to mope my way around the house, you've insisted that I come clean for the common good. So... now it's your turn.",
"Grams: All right. Dr. Loomis is an oncologist. I am seeing her because there is a malignant tumor in my breast. I will be starting a round of radiation therapy next week because the growth has spread beyond the point where surgery would be effective.",
"Jen: Are you talking about breast cancer?",
"Grams: Yes.",
"Jen: Oh, my god.",
"Grams: Yes. Would you be a dear? Go turn the oven down. I don't want the crust to burn.",
"[Jen just is staring at her. Tears welling up in her eyes.]",
"Grams: Jennifer, I told you what it is. Now please, just go.",
"[Jennifer is trying to keep from crying, and Grams puts her book down and gets up.]",
"Grams: Very well. I'll do it myself.",
"[Grams goes into the kitchen, and Jen is just sitting there in shock, ready to cry.]",
"[Scene: Outside the School dance. Pacey is outside looking out into the night, when Joey comes out to join him.]",
"Joey: Hey. Ooh.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I know. Kids today, huh?",
"Joey: That damn rap music.",
"Pacey: And those baggy pants. Even with the damage to my unsuspecting eardrum, I did think that tonight was quite nice. Quite nice.",
"Joey: Yes. Quite. Perfect. It was... it's been a perfect night.",
"[He leans closer like he is going to kiss her]",
"Joey: Pace? I can't do this.",
"Pacey: You can't do what?",
"Joey: Even when everything is perfect, being with you doesn't feel right, and I'm sorry. Look, everything tonight-- I mean, tonight was lovely and fun and... you've become this... I mean, this amazing man, but it doesn't... I'm sorry. I don't... I don't feel it. And I can't do this with you.",
"Pacey: Ok, Joey, just slow down for a second.",
"Joey: No, Pace, it's... it's true and... I'm sorry.",
"Pacey: So what, you're scared. Right? You're scared. And so am I, believe me. And I'm scared because I don't know where this thing is going, Jo. As in, I think it could go anywhere. This could be it.",
"Joey: It won't be.",
"Pacey: How could you possibly know that? I mean, really. Last week, you're onboard, and now you're just psychically telling me that this could never be something great. You can't possibly know that, because we don't know that, Joey.",
"Joey: And I'm sorry. I know that this is such a horrible thing to say.",
"Pacey: But how? How could you know? And when did you make this decision, tonight? I mean, I thought tonight was going great.",
"Joey: It was. It was great.",
"Pacey: So then when? And don't tell me that you're not scared, because I know that you are. I mean, I've known you too long and seen you push away too many good things to let you push me away right now. My whole life, Joey, my whole life you have been the most beautiful thing in my orbit. And my feelings for you were what proved to me that I could be great. And those feelings were stronger and were wiser and more persistent and more resilient than anything else about me.",
"Joey: Pacey, stop.",
"Pacey: Jo",
"Joey: Pacey!",
"Pacey: When I was afraid of everything, I was never afraid to love you, and I could love you again. I could. I'm tell you, this could",
"Joey: Pacey, no. Pacey, stop! Eddie came back. I'm sorry. He came back last night. He came to the bar",
"Pacey: Oh. Ok.",
"Joey: Look, I'm sorry",
"[Pacey goes back inside, leaving Joey alone.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's bedroom. Dawson is sitting at his desk and has hit laptop open and a word processing file open, but there is nothing on the screen. After a while he leans back dejected. He reaches over and grabs the remote and turns the TV on, and his movie Creek Days begins playing on the screen]",
"Gale: Hey. I brought you some coffee since you're burning the midnight oil, and a turkey sandwich. Protein.",
"Dawson: Thanks, mom.",
"Gale: Ah, your early work. You really are feeling nostalgic.",
"Dawson: Ah, well... I don't know. In those days it wasn't just me alone in front of a computer screen, you know? I mean, I had people pitching in. I had a whole support system.",
"[Turns off television]",
"Gale: So how is your script coming?",
"Dawson: Great. Great. It's, uh... well, actually, you know what? It's not so great right now. Look, mom, there's something I've got to tell you. Um... I don't have a back-up plan... and I won't ever have one. I'm going to be a director, and I don't want to have anything to fall back on, because there's nothing else that I want to do.",
"Gale: It's not always about what you want. Dawson, you grow up, and life isn't what you thought it was going to be like when you were a kid.",
"Dawson: I agree. And you're right, being a director is a child's dream, and that's how I know that it's real. Because it's what I wanted to do before I knew how to be scared or cynical.",
"Gale: Ok, honey, what about college? At least go back. Finish film school to make sure that you're committed to this thing.",
"Dawson: Mom, please. If a year of fetching lattes and cajoling actresses out of their trailer to act in front of a green screen didn't kill my desire to make movies, nothing will. I know that. And I don't need to spend $60,000 of this family's money to figure that out. I mean, making movies is... it's my life. And I need you to believe that I'm that one in a million who's going to make it, because I do.",
"Gale: Honey, did I ever tell you the story about the time your father decided to make chewing gum on our kitchen stove?",
"Dawson: Please tell me you're kidding.",
"Gale: No. He was going to sell it to local gift shops. And I won't get into anything beyond the fact that it was a sticky mess and we had to shave part of your head once dad decided to make you sous-chef of the strawberry division.",
"Dawson: You shaved my head?",
"Gale: Part of your head. You were 5. It was the eighties. We told you it was punk.",
"[They laugh]",
"Dawson: That's great.",
"Gale: Anyway, I'm just... well, I'm bringing it up because your dad had a lot of harebrained schemes, and I was always convinced that the gum one was based on Charlie and the chocolate factory, which was his favorite book as a child. But he wouldn't admit it.",
"Dawson: Ok, this one's a little more subtle than some of your other life lessons.",
"Gale: Dawson... your dad's pipe dreaming, it drove me right up the wall. But it was also one of the things that made me fall in love with him. Because, like you, he had the courage to believe that life could be as great as you think it could be when you're a kid. So you get what I'm saying?",
"Dawson: Would you like me to watch Lily for you?",
"Gale: Yeah. And then go jump off the cliff. Only metaphorically, of course.",
"Dawson: Mom...",
"Gale: I'm your mother. I can't help it.",
"[She notices a small temporary tattoo of a rose leaning against the laptop screen.]",
"Gale: Ooh. Apparently... you liked my little metaphor about things that fade.",
"Dawson: Actually, I just thought it was cool that there were people in this world who would give you the prize out of their cracker jack box.",
"Gale: It's because I love you, honey.",
"[She leaves]",
"Dawson: Hmm.",
"[He looks around his room, at different pictures of him and all his friends and gets up and grabs his laptop and begins frantically typing away]",
"[Scene: Gram's kitchen. Grams is making some dough on the counter, and rather roughly throwing and needing it on the counter, when Jen comes down and you can tell she has been crying.]",
"Jen: Ok. There is nothing wrong with being scared. It's perfectly natural.",
"Grams: Being scared does no one any good.",
"Jen: Ok. So what do I do to help?",
"Grams: Well, you can fetch me the butter from the top shelf of the refrigerator.",
"Jen: I wasn't referring, um... to this culinary exercise in displaced energies. I mean you. I mean, what do I do to help you? You're going to need somebody to drive you to treatments, and I can do that. I can cook meals in advance, Tivo 60 minutes, and when you get bored, Jack and I are going to act out scenes from Moulin Rouge for you.",
"Grams: Jack can have nothing to do with this, nor can you, Jennifer. This is my own personal business, and I can take care of it myself.",
"Jen: Well, what about me? I mean, who's goin to take care of me? I mean, you're my grandmother, the person I love most in the world, and you're sick, and I'm the one who's scared.",
"Grams: Look, Jennifer, this is not a death sentence. Now... many people my age, they have one round of radiation therapy and they live long happy lives in remission.",
"Jen: Ok, so let's talk about that. Hmm?",
"Grams: Oh, Jennifer...",
"Jen: But can we at least just start talking?",
"Grams: Jennifer... I am not ready to die yet. Come here.",
"[They hug and cry in hear other's arms]",
"Grams: Do you hear me? Hmm? Do you?",
"[Scene: The school dance. Almost everyone is gone now and Patrick and Harley are slow dancing together on the very empty floor now.]",
"Patrick: And as my fist was rocketing towards his neck, I was just, like, you know, Patrick, you're a lover, not a fighter.",
"Harley: That last part was pretty obvious. And as for the first part...",
"Patrick: You mean the lover part?",
"Harley: Not a chance.",
"Patrick: Oh. Well, I didn't mean it literally. Well, yeah, I did, but... you know, that's not the reason I'm at the dance with you. I'm at the dance with you because if I weren't, you'd be with some other guy, and that would kill me.",
"Harley: Because you like me?",
"Patrick: Yeah.",
"Harley: Nice speech. Pacey teach you that?",
"Patrick: Yeah. Yeah, that and how to unhook a bra with one hand.",
"Harley: Try it and you'll have one hand left.",
"[Scene: The school Dance. The empty Bleachers. Joey is sitting alone watching as Harley and Patrick dance. Slowly she looks up and a hand comes into the screen, and it is Pacey.]",
"Pacey: If memory serves, I owe you a dance, Ms. Potter.",
"[They dance for a little while with sadness in both of their eyes and when the song ends, Pacey walks off leaving Joey alone on the dance floor. Joey just stands there looking down at the floor.]",
"[Scene: Outside Eddie's House. A cab pulls up and Joey gets out. She slowly makes her way up to the door. After fighting with herself for a little bit she knocks on the door, and Eddie opens it.]",
"Joey: You're probably wondering what the hell I'm doing here.",
"[He comes out to join her on the porch. She kisses him passionately and he pulls her to him and they continue kissing]",
"Joey: [Chuckles] Hi.",
"Eddie: Hi.",
"[They begins kissing and are happy to be in one another's arms again.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x18 | Love Bites | destinyros2005 |
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"Joey's and Eddie's emotional and sexual relationship is played out on stage during a counseling center benefit with hosts Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla (playing themselves). At the same event, Jack and David deal with the insecurities in their relationship; Jen opens up to C.J. about Grams' cancer; and a sober Audrey returns to Boston and surprises everyone at the benefit."
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"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Joey and Eddie are sitting on her bed. Joey is trying to study from one of her text books, while Eddie is trying to kiss her neck.]",
"Eddie: Mmm--mmm--mmm. Joey.",
"Joey: Studying.",
"Eddie: Joey.",
"Joey: Still studying.",
"Eddie: How come you don't want to get with me?",
"Joey: What are you going on about?",
"Eddie: Since I've been back, nothing. Nada. A drought of epic proportions. Is there a hygiene issue I'm not aware of?",
"[The door to the room flies open and Audrey comes in carrying a bunch of suitcases.]",
"Joey: Audrey?",
"Audrey: Hi, bunny!",
"Joey: Oh, my god!",
"Audrey: Hi! Ohh, you flunked out of school. How sad. Death of a dream and all that. So, guess who was on my plane?",
"Joey: Audrey, you're back a day early.",
"Audrey: Yeah, I got early parole for good behavior. Well, actually, the rumor has it that Courtney Love was checking in, and they needed the extra room. So, guess who was on my flight.",
"Eddie: Pilots, stewardesses, and assorted passengers?",
"Audrey: Well, that's funny, but no. I'm only talking about the sexiest man in all of America.",
"Joey: Audrey, don't you want to maybe relax, get settled?",
"Audrey: Oh, come on. No one's ever too busy for a quick game of \"guess who was on my plane.\" Trust me, this one's really good.",
"Joey: Ok, fine. Uh, uh, uh... Bad Pitt?",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Will you work with me, Potter? That is so obvious. No, this guy is way hotter. I'm talking like the thinking girl's dream.",
"Eddie: Oh, Ian Ziering?",
"[Both laugh]",
"Audrey: Duh. Dr. Drew.",
"Joey: Impressive. I would have thought he was a little too, uh... clinical for your tastes.",
"Audrey: It's kind of a rehab thing. You start to crave men based on who'd look cutest in a white lab coat.",
"Eddie: Who's Dr. Drew?",
"[They both turn and look at him like he is crazy]",
"Audrey: Are you serious?",
"Joey: You know. Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla? Of Loveline fame? Popular radio call-in show where they espouse advice to pathetic losers with massive sexual hang-ups. He used to be on MTV.",
"Audrey: Uhh. Jeez Louise. Looks like Mr. Good wrench has been too busy throwing his back into his living to soak up a little pop culture.",
"Eddie: What's MTV? Kidding.",
"Audrey: So anyway, what are the odds?",
"Joey: Well, pretty good, considering they're going to be at Boston Bay tomorrow.",
"Audrey: Wh-wh-what? Where the hell have I been? Oh, right. I've been in rehab.",
"Joey: Yeah, they're putting on some fund raiser for the counseling center, and Jen gets to play host.",
"Audrey: Oh, my god. This is perfect. She can totally intro me to the doc. I knew it was destiny. I gotta pee.",
"[Audrey runs into the bathroom]",
"Joey: She's baaaaaack.",
"[Both laugh]",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Help Center. Jen is frantically attempting to untangle the phone cord on her phone, as CJ is walking in the background with a clip board. He looks over and sees her and smiles]",
"Jen: Is it too much to ask that we invest in some cordless phones around here?",
"[CJ comes over to join her.]",
"CJ: You excited about the hosting gig tonight?",
"Jen: Mm-hmm.",
"CJ: Yeah? Who knows? You could become the next Ryan Seacrest. You could borrow one of his man-blouses. Something wrong? You seem a little tense.",
"Jen: No, I'm really not. I'm fine.",
"CJ: Come here. Sit down.",
"Jen: No, that's ok.",
"CJ: Come on, come on, come on, come on.",
"[He sits her down on a chair in front of her, and then begins to massage her shoulders.]",
"CJ: There, doesn't that feel better? So I was thinking, after tonight's soiree, you and I can slip back to my place for a little night capper? You, me, some cheap champagne, a little Fleetwood Mac.",
"Jen: I can't.",
"CJ: Ok, no Fleetwood Mac.",
"Jen: No, um... it's not that. I mean, I just... I can't. I can't.",
"CJ: Why not?",
"Jen: I have to help grams.",
"CJ: I can help grams. Let me come.",
"Jen: I don't think that's a very good idea.",
"CJ: Why not? Because, C.J., I'm breaking up with you. I'll see you tonight.",
"[She gets up and leaves and he can do nothing but sit there and stare.]",
"[Scene: Joey's dorm room. Joey is getting ready for class, as Eddie is sitting on the bed watching her get ready.]",
"Eddie: Joey?",
"Joey: Yes, Eddie?",
"Eddie: Um, we never got a chance to finish our conversation.",
"Joey: And what conversation was that?",
"Eddie: About how you're repulsed by me.",
"Joey: I am not repulsed by you.",
"Eddie: Then why won't you get with me?",
"Joey: Would you stop saying \"get with me?\" It's creeping me out.",
"Eddie: Sorry.",
"Joey: And I... I don't want to talk about that.",
"Eddie: What?",
"Joey: You know.",
"Eddie: What, s*x? You don't want to talk about s*x?",
"Joey: No!",
"Eddie: Why?",
"Joey: I don't know. I just... I don't.",
"Eddie: Oh, I get it. I understand. I repulse you.",
"Joey: You don't repulse me.",
"Eddie: It's ok. This happened to me before.",
"Joey: It has?",
"Eddie: No.",
"Joey: Eddie, you know what? You don't get anywhere talking about s*x. You just make me uncomfortable.",
"Eddie: Clearly.",
"[Suddenly the covers on Audrey's bed burst forward and Audrey comes out of under them]",
"Audrey: Oh, my sweet lord! Will the two of you just do it already and be quiet?",
"Joey: I have to go. I have a quiz.",
"Eddie: Well, fine. Maybe we can not talk about this later.",
"Joey: Gladly.",
"[She leaves]",
"Audrey: Do you want to make out?",
"Eddie: No.",
"Audrey: [Laughs] Good. That was your test, buddy. You break her heart again, and I'm going to kill you. You got it?",
"Eddie: Yeah.",
"[Scene: The ticket stand. David and Jack are working the Ticket stand for the Loveline show, and selling tickets to the long lines of people who are there. David is just finishing up selling a ticket to a girl, when a guy has some questions after buying his ticket.]",
"David: Have a good one.",
"Fred: Hi.",
"David: Hi.",
"Fred: So, is there, like, assigned seats, or how does this work?",
"David: No, it's general admission. First come, first served.",
"Fred: Great. So if I wanted to sit by someone specific, the best way would just be to ask him?",
"David: Uh, yeah.",
"Fred: So...you going with anybody?",
"David: Me?",
"Fred: Yeah. Is that a problem?",
"David: Oh, well...uh, no... normally, I wouldn't mind, but, uh... you'd have to ask my boyfriend Jack.",
"[Jack turns an look at Fred]",
"Jack: You rang?",
"David: Uh, yeah. I thought I'd introduce you to this guy who just had the good taste to hit on me. Uh, Jack, this is...",
"Fred: Uh, Fred.",
"David: Fred.",
"Jack: Hi.",
"Fred: Sorry about that.",
"Jack: Not a problem. It's cool. I mean, you know, it's not cool, of course. Although I do like to pimp him out from time to time.",
"Fred: [Laughs] Gotcha.",
"Jack: It was nice meeting you.",
"Fred: You, too.",
"David: Hi. .He seemed nice.",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"[Scene: The set for the Loveline show. Jen is pacing on the stage with a bowl of cheese cubes in one hand and a clipboard in the other.]",
"Jen: Why am I doing this?",
"David: Eating cheese?",
"Jen: No, no, this. I'm not--I'm not cut out for this. What if nobody talks? I mean, at least at the help line I can hang up on them. But what if nobody asks any questions? What am I going to do?",
"David: Run and hide and curl up in a fetal position hoping nobody finds you?",
"Jen: I need a ringer.",
"David: A what?",
"Jen: A ringer-- somebody to ask pre-planned questions during uncomfortable moments of silence.",
"David: Well, don't look at me. I suffer from glossophobia.",
"[She just looks at him in confusion.]",
"David: It's a fear of public speaking. So my duties tonight will be strictly limited to ticket taking, which I will now go do. Good luck.",
"Jen: Thanks.",
"[He leaves her to go back to her pacing. CJ comes from back stage and walks over to her.]",
"CJ: Hi.",
"Jen: Hi.",
"CJ: So...",
"Jen: so... [Sighs] What are you doing here?",
"CJ: I'm helping you host the event, remember?",
"Jen: Yeah. Right.",
"CJ: Um, about what happened earlier",
"Jen: You know what? I can't really talk about that right now. I'm sorry. I... I've got so many notes to go over, and...cold cuts, I have these really wonderful cold cuts that I don't want to go to waste.",
"CJ: Ok. Fair enough. Yeah. I'll just go get ready. Good.",
"[Jen goes backstage and Audrey comes running up to Jen.]",
"Audrey: Oh, my god! Where is he?",
"Jen: Who?",
"Audrey: Who? Who? Oh, Jen, Jen. Sweet, sweet, Jen. Such an amusing facade, but it's of no use. You can't keep us apart. It's destiny, I tell you. Destiny. Jen, he was on my plane.",
"[Adam Carolla takes this as his opportunity.]",
"Audrey: Ladies, put the claws back. No need to fight. Plenty of room on the Carolla coaster for everyone.",
"Jen: I'm afraid I won't meet the minimum-height requirement. It's nice to meet you. I got to go.",
"[Jen leaves them alone]",
"Adam: Well, what about you? You want to hop on board?",
"Audrey: I wasn't talking about you, doofus. I'm kind of looking for Dr. Drew.",
"Adam: Pinsky?",
"Audrey: Yes, yes! Do you know where he is?",
"Adam: That geezer's probably out casket shopping. He's old. He's an old man. He's old enough to be your grandfather. Whereas I, I'm just old enough to be your daddy. And plus, the guy's a bore. He's an amazing bore. He never stops talking about gonorrhea and hepatitis G. Believe me, I know. I have to share a hotel room with the guy. Cheap bastards.",
"Audrey: Oh, my god. You've shared a room with him? Tell me something. [Whispering] Have you seen him naked?",
"Adam: [Whispering back] Yes. Yes, I have.",
"[Scene: The Seats for the show. Jack is sitting on the end chair with an empty chair next to him, with his coat sitting on it. The rest of the seats are already full, and Fred comes over and stops next to him.]",
"Fred: I hate to tell you this, but in about 2 minutes, there's going to be a riot for that seat.",
"Jack: [Laughs] Hey.",
"Fred: Hey. Jack, right?",
"Jack: Yeah. Yeah.",
"Fred: Fred. So...where's the boyfriend?",
"Jack: Well, that would be the question of the hour. Clearly not where he's supposed to be.",
"Fred: But it is taken, right? The seat?",
"Jack: Uh...yeah, you know, I was, um...",
"[He grabs the coat of the empty chair and stands up so Fred can get by him]",
"Jack: What the hell. It's all yours.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Seats for the Loveline show. Joey and Eddie are making their way over to some empty seats towards the front.]",
"Eddie: Just so you know, it's over.",
"Joey: What is?",
"Eddie: The trust.",
"Joey: Are we still talking",
"Eddie: Done. Gone. Finito. Deader than disco. You allowed me to think that I was good at it.",
"Joey: Good at what?",
"Eddie: The sweet, tender lovemaking that couples tend to engage in upon day's end.",
"Joey: Look, you are good at it, ok? Now could we please stop talking about this?",
"Eddie: No. No, we can't. And I thought the whole point of this evening was for people to get together and talk about their problems.",
"Joey: We're freaks, but we're not those kinds of freaks. Sit!",
"[She points at one of the two empty seats.]",
"[Scene: Over by Jack's seat. Jack and Fred are joking with each other, when David comes walking up to them and has a dirty look on his face.]",
"Jack: Lying on the ground, his tongue is just hanging out of his mouth, vultures flying over his head. And he goes to the farmer, he goes, \"shh. They're just about to land.\"",
"[Laughs]",
"Fred: Oh, man. You're definitely going to get punched for that.",
"David: I could think of worse things. Like not saving your boyfriend a seat?",
"Jack: David, hey. You remember, um...",
"David: I remember. It's nice to see you again. I thought we said the right side of the stage.",
"Jack: We did. We, uh... see, I meant from the front.",
"[Applause]",
"Jack: From the front, it's the right, but if you're coming from the back, I could see how you could have... uh... you know... I'm",
"Fred: I'm sorry. It's my fault. I'll move.",
"David: Good idea.",
"[Scene: The stage for the Loveline show. Jen comes out to announce the arrival of Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla as they come out and take a seat on a couch that has been set up on the stage.]",
"Jen: They are both the hosts of the wily popular radio show Loveline. I'd like to go ahead and take this time to introduce our esteemed guests Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.",
"[Applause]",
"Jen: Um, ok. Well, since our time here is limited, and I'm pretty sure that everybody knows how this works. With no further ado... who has the first question?",
"[No one speaks]",
"Jen: Ok, not everyone at once.",
"[Still no one, then Audrey begins waving her hand in the air]",
"Audrey: Oh, Jen. Jen, pick me. Lindley!",
"Jen: Uh, anybody. Anybody. Bueller? Bueller?",
"[Adam takes this chance to try and prod them on]",
"Adam: Come on. You people are in college. Your crabs have gonorrhea. Where's the questions?",
"CJ: I'd actually-- I'd actually like to pose a question, if I may?",
"Jen: Actually, C.J., I think it's your job to field the questions, not ask them. You field, they ask. Field. Ask. Field. Ask",
"Dr. Drew: It's that's ok, Jennifer. We're not exactly worried about form here. So go on, C.J., Ask your question.",
"CJ: Uh, ok. Well, there's this, uh... girl that I have-- or had a relationship with.",
"Adam: She was a s*x buddy?",
"CJ: No, she, uh... she was a girlfriend, actually, and we were together for several months up until this morning, when she dumped me like a sack of rotten trash. No explanation, no warning, no nothing.",
"Dr. Drew: Were there any warning signs? Any problems in the relationship?",
"CJ: No, none. Well... I did sleep with one of her friends.",
"Adam: But just one, right? Women don't--they don't mind that kind of stuff. Can't be that.",
"CJ: But she knew about it and it was before we got together, so that doesn't really count, right?",
"Dr. Drew: Have you simply tried asking for an explanation?",
"CJ: That's the thing. Every time I try to talk to her, she treats me like I'm father Damien.",
"[They look at him strangely]",
"CJ: He was a leper.",
"Adam: Oh, sure. The famous leper, father Damien. Drew, you wrote your thesis on father Damien, did you not? All right. Listen, I say run. I mean, this chick's a head case. She's going to take you down, I promise.",
"Jen: Thank you, Adam, for that astute insight, but if you don't mind me saying so, I think that C.J.'S problems here are really subordinate to those of the many members of this audience who have actually paid good money to listen to your vastly under qualified advice.",
"Adam: You're so lucky I don't know what \"subordinate\" means, honey.",
"[Audience laughs]",
"[Scene: Else where in the audience. Eddie is still trying to get Joey to talk with him about their situation.]",
"Eddie: So I guess we should probably just break up then, huh?",
"Joey: [Whispering] Would you be quiet?",
"Eddie: Well, I need to know what's going on here!",
"Joey: Shut up.",
"Eddie: [Whispering] Don't tell me to shut up in front of all these people. What I don't understand, Jo, is why is so hard for you to talk about s*x?!",
"[Adam sees Joey and Eddie arguing in the audience]",
"Adam: Whoa. What have we here? We got to hear more about this. We got a wiener in the crowd here, Drew.",
"Dr. Drew: Let's get a mike over to these guys.",
"[Someone hands them a microphone]",
"Dr. Drew: This will make a good question.",
"Joey: Uh, no, that's ok. There's no problem.",
"Eddie: Nope. Nope. No problem at all.",
"Adam: Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a problem, or you wouldn't have been screaming like a girl 10 seconds ago. We need to hear this problem. What is it?",
"Eddie: No, it's reallyit's ok. It's not--it's not that bad, actually.",
"Joey: Yeah, he likes it that way. He prefers it, actually.",
"Dr. Drew: I'm sorry. I think I missed something. What's your name?",
"Joey: Joey.",
"Eddie: I'm Eddie.",
"Joey: But like I said, we have no problem.",
"Dr. Drew: Oh, if you say so. But you can't help but wonder, Adam, should a couple that's not even mature enough to talk about s*x be having s*x?",
"Adam: Yeah.",
"Eddie: Give me this. That's what I'm saying, dr. Drew. It's exactly what I'm saying. Well, not exactly what I'm saying. I mean, she is a little, like, uptight about the whole thing.",
"Joey: I am not.",
"Eddie: Yes, you are.",
"Adam: Listen, listen. This long-distance relationship is breaking my heart. Let's get you two up on stage where we can thump you like melons. What do you guys say?",
"[Applause]",
"Eddie: [Sarcastically] Thank you.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Loveline show. Jen is helping Joey and Eddie put on some Microphones as Joey gives Jen a dirty look. Audrey is trying to get Jen's attention.]",
"[Cheering and applause]",
"Audrey: Jen! Jen! I really have one. Jen!",
"[Jen ignores Audrey]",
"Joey: Just so you know, I'm going to kill you afterwards.",
"Jen: Ok.",
"Dr. Drew: Now why don't you two start by telling us about this relationship?",
"Eddie: Well...I'll start. It's all very simple, actually. Today, I realized that the girl that I have been opening my life and baring my-- my naked soul to for the past 6 months is a phony.",
"Dr. Drew: 6 months. Is that how long this thing's been going on?",
"Joey: Well, it's hard to tell exactly. I mean, we met in the fall, but we really didn't like each other",
"Eddie: Oh, hey, stop. Ok, look, I had no beef with her, but she--she obviously... you know, was in love with me... in her own emotionally unstable way.",
"Joey: Emotionally unstable? I'm emotionally unstable?",
"Eddie: Yes, look in the mirror, Joey.",
"Joey: Who packed up and left with no forwarding address at the first sign that this thing was getting serious?",
"Eddie: Oh, I came back, didn't I?",
"Joey: No, not willingly.",
"Eddie: I'm sitting here.",
"Joey: I had to come looking for you, didn't I? At a significant loss to my personal dignity, thank you very much. And then, to celebrate... he left again.",
"Dr. Drew: And throughout all this, you kept having s*x?",
"Eddie: Oh, yeah.",
"Adam: No wonder she's screwed up.",
"Joey: Thank you. Wait a second--",
"Adam: Listen, I don't like the cut of your jib, son. I mean, you have s*x with her, then you dump her. Then you try to get her trust back, except for you abandon her again. So you've abandoned her twice, and now you're perplexed as to why she won't trust you when you've dumped her 2 times? Are you high, son? I mean, no wonder she's cut you off. Drew, if you treated me this way, I'd cut you off... in a heartbeat.",
"Dr. Drew: That's why I treat you the right way.",
"Adam: That's right.",
"Dr. Drew: Joey, is this abandonment a big issue for you?",
"Joey: No.",
"Dr. Drew: Are you on any medication?",
"Joey: No!",
"Dr. Drew: Is you dad around? Is he a big figure in your life? Is anything going on with him?",
"Joey: You know what? Dr. Drew, I thank you for everything, but I--I think I've had enough, and I'm going to head back to my seat now.",
"Dr. Drew: Not so fast. Listen, Joey, nothing to be ashamed of. Common problems, all right? Tough to talk about. Jennifer, I'm sure people call the help line all the time with things like this.",
"Jen: Oh, yeah. Constantly. There's really nothing to be embarrassed about. You're very normal in your abnormality.",
"Joey: Jen, perhaps there's someone else in the audience that would like to ask a question.",
"Jen: Oh, yes, yes, with the raised hand. Who is that?",
"David: Uh... my name's David, and I need to know what the proper response might be when you find your boyfriend openly flirting with some other guy right in front of you?",
"Jack: I wasn't flirting.",
"Adam: Since when is having an idle chat considered flirting, my friend? We have a couple of dates, he thinks he owns me, Drew.",
"Dr. Drew: Adam wants to be your boyfriend. He longs to be gay. David, uh, was this a monogamous relationship?",
"David: Yeah. I thought it was.",
"Dr. Drew: I see. So you're kind of wondering whether it actually is monogamous. Well, obviously, you guys need to talk about this. Um, you know, one possibility is that he's acting out right in front of you, because he's trying to give you a message, and he just doesn't have any other way to tell you.",
"Jen: Or maybe he's just one of those people who's really super-nice to everybody so it seems like he's flirting, but actually, he's not, 'cause nobody's that stupid. So, my advice on this would just be forgive and forget.",
"Adam: Are you high, missy? You got to dump this guy, and I'm not saying that because he's a gay.",
"Jen: Um...ok, why don't we go to Mandy behind the screen? Mandy, what's your question?",
"[They turn to a silhouette screen, and a girl is behind it when another comes in and pushes her out of the way.]",
"Jen: Mandy?",
"Audrey: Oh. Hi. Sorry, no. Actually, my name is Audrey, and my question is specifically for Dr. Drew. Um, I'm about 5'7\". I've got blond hair, blue eyes, great rack.",
"Jen: Audrey, question. Find it.",
"Audrey: Oh, right. Ok. Well, um... several months ago, I realized that I had a serious problem with alcohol. I had all these negative feelings about my life, and I was using alcohol as my escape. And in the process, I hurt a lot of people that were very close to me. And if it hadn't been for those very same people, I probably would not have gotten the professional help that I needed. So after spending several weeks in a rehab facility in southern California, um... I guess my question to you is this, Dr. Drew-- how would you like to go back to my dorm room and play a little game I like to call \"dirty doctor and naughty nurse?\"",
"[Audience laughs]",
"Jen: Ok... Audrey, that was touching. Let's move on, shall we, to-",
"CJ: You know, we really haven't had a chance to get a woman's perspective on some of these matters. Uh, tell me, Jennifer, getting back to my problem, why do you think this girl decided to rip my heart out without any explanation?",
"Jen: Well, if you ask me, C.J., I think the time for your problem has come and gone. Now, since we have with us here the experts onstage who are here to answer people's questions",
"Adam: Oh, experts, huh? A minute ago, I was hack, now I'm back to expert? That's nice.",
"Dr. Drew: Actually, Jennifer, that's not a bad idea. You should answer this question. Everyone's here to support the help line. Why don't you give them a sample of what they can get when they call in?",
"Jen: Ok. If think that that question has many parts. One, it seems to me that this girl isn't really out to get you, that maybe, in fact, she's just confused.",
"CJ: To say the least.",
"Jen: And 2, maybe she has a lot on her plate at the moment, so she doesn't feel like she has the time for a relationship.",
"Adam: And 3?",
"Jen: That's it.",
"Adam: You can't just start stringing together a list of reasons and stop at 2.",
"Jen: Says who?",
"Adam: Says who? Says--says me. Says Drew. Says our parents. Remember your mom said that to me, Drew?",
"Dr. Drew: Yes",
"Jen: Ok, fine. You get 3. Listen, I just don't want a boyfriend at this point in time, ok?",
"Adam: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.",
"Dr. Drew: \"I don't?\"",
"Adam: This is the head case he's talking about. He's talking about her.",
"Jen: No. Yes. I am the girl that he is referring to, but no, I'm not a head case.",
"Dr. Drew: Oh, wow. This is so, why did you dump this guy unless you don't feel comfortable talking about these issues.",
"Jen: No, it's just, um...",
"Adam: He beats you, right? I knew it. I could see it in his eyes, Drew.",
"Dr. Drew: Seriously, is there something about this guy you don't like? Or is it something about him, or something about the relationship?",
"Jen: No, no, I like him. I like him. What's-- what's not to like? He's perfect. He's the perfect living embodiment of everything that I've ever wanted in a boyfriend, but never thought that I would actually find. You're kind, you're caring, you're sensitive, you're not wigged out by gay people.",
"Adam: He is kind of cute. He's got a bit of the Spader working for him.",
"Jen: If I were to start a boy from scratch, this is what he would end up as.",
"Dr. Drew: All right then. So, why would you sabotage this? Why would you take someone good, someone you described as wonderful, perfect, and just drive him away?",
"Jen: Can we turn this back to Joey? She's more screwed up than me.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dr. Drew: Were either of you abused when you were kids?",
"Jen: No.",
"Joey: No.",
"Eddie: Joey's dad did some time in the big house.",
"Joey: Maybe we could bring Jack up here for some humiliation.",
"Eddie: No, no, no. Don't Change the subject again I still intend to get some answers from Sally Albright",
"CJ: Hey, get in line, pal. At least you still have a girlfriend.",
"Audrey: Jen, I really need to know what kind of undergarments",
"Adam: When we get back to L.A., I'm putting this knee in my agent's groin.",
"Jen: You know what? It's over. I'm obviously not equipped to be here. So if you have questions and you need answers, you should all call the help line.",
"[Jen leaves and goes back stage where she runs into Audrey.]",
"Audrey: Oh, my god. Jen, what was it like to be that close to him? Did you get to touch him? What does he smell like?",
"Jen: Audrey, how would you like to see him up close and personal?",
"[Jen hands Audrey the Microphone.]",
"Audrey: Are you saying what I think you're saying?",
"Jen: Yes. Take over the hosting duties.",
"Audrey: Oh, I thought you wanted me to sing. Oh, well. A gig's a gig. Thanks.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Loveline show. Audrey is now hosting the show. She begins the question answer session and we jump from question to questions and answer to answer.]",
"Audrey: Ok, people, since our lovely hostess with the mostess Jen Lindley picked now to have a mental breakdown, I'll be your Ricki lake for the rest of the evening. Now, who's got the next question? You! Up top! Funny shaped head. What do you got?",
"Guy: Um, Dr. Drew, is it true that men only want s*x and women only want relationships?",
"Audrey: I can tell you first hand that ain't true. I could tell you stories that would boggle your pea-sized little brain. I once",
"[Cut]",
"Adam: Asked this girl to do it while I was driving once, but she got all sketchy. Said it wasn't safe",
"[Cut]",
"Dr. Drew: To engage in high risk behavior. If you have, you should see a doctor immediately, and then ask",
"[Cut]",
"Guy: Is someone under 5 feet considered a midget?",
"Adam: Official midget height is if I'm wearing a pair of stilettos and I can rest my",
"[Cut]",
"Adam: This laser's not a magic wand.",
"Dr. Drew: Not a panacea, yeah.",
"Adam: Yeah, people think it's aWhat did you say it was?",
"Dr. Drew: Panacea. Cure-all.",
"[Cut]",
"Guy: During s*x, she likes to listen to pop goes the weasel. Is that--is that weird?",
"Dr. Drew: The may be where the source of your sexual dysfunction comes from.",
"[Cut]",
"Girl: Is it ok to use a vibrator?",
"Dr. Drew: Great question. But I think he has some feelings about that. Adam?",
"Adam: Well, I did a test with Drew once, where I just covered the left side of his face with",
"[Cut]",
"Adam: Whenever you have an abnormality that way, it increases your chances of being an evil genius.",
"[Cut]",
"Guy: Well, what I really want to know is",
"[Cut]",
"Dr. Drew: are you taking any medication?",
"[Cut]",
"Girl: Is it true I can't get pregnant on a full moon?",
"[Cut]",
"Dr. Drew: Are you on any medication?",
"Guy: I've got this bad burning sensation.",
"Dr. Drew: Are you on any medication?",
"Girl: What is the average size of the male genitalia?",
"[Cut]",
"Dr. Drew: Fluoxetine.",
"Guy: I mean really bad.",
"Dr. Drew: Citalophram.",
"[Cut]",
"Guy: It's like I'm on fire.",
"[Cut]",
"Dr. Drew: Fluvoxamine. Sertraline. Proprion. Buspirone.",
"[Cut]",
"Guy: How small is small?",
"[Cut]",
"Dr. Drew: Which is a genetic biological disease which could lead to consuming progressive amounts of",
"[Cut]",
"Adam: Whipped cream. And make sure you have plenty of it, or else!",
"[Cut]",
"Audrey: The men that want their women to look like little boys that cause them",
"[Cut]",
"Dr. Drew: Depression and anxiety, which can have both psychological and biological elements to it, and hopefully",
"[Cut]",
"that answers your question.",
"[Audrey decides that it is time to wrap up the show.]",
"Audrey: Ok, people, that's all the time we have for this evening. Remember somethingif you find yourself alone and depressed in a room sitting under a bare bulb if a pile of your own sick, please don't call me, call the help line. Have a great evening.",
"[Audrey puts down the microphone and unhooks herself. Dr. Drew leaves stage and Adam is getting ready to leave.]",
"Audrey: So, what would you say to you, me, a couple of non-alcoholic beers, and a shiny new thermometer?",
"Adam: Baby, you're reading my mind.",
"[She looks at Adam in disgust.]",
"Audrey: Ugh!",
"[Scene: Backstage of the Loveline show. Joey and Eddie come backstage looking four Audrey and are still arguing with one another.]",
"Eddie: What exactly are we doing back here?",
"Joey: We're looking for Audrey. Hello. We drove her here. Then we get home and put this horrid night behind us.",
"Eddie: Yeah, but we haven't solved our little problem.",
"Joey: Eddie!",
"[Adam comes walking around the corner.]",
"Adam: Good god, son! Are you still harping on that? Why don't you give the girl a break? Have you taken a look at her lately? You're lucky a chick that hot let's you get naked in the same building she's in. You gotta move on. How old are you? 15, 16?",
"Eddie: I'm 25.",
"Adam: 25. You know what I was doing when I was 25?",
"Eddie: No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me.",
"Adam: That's right. I'm gonna tell you. When I was 25, I only dreamt of getting with chicks this hot. I was in my parents' basement looking at my raft box. Had a picture of a gal on it. She was wearing a bikini and floating on a raft, and I just stared at that thing until I was cross-eyed. I miss that raft box.",
"Eddie: That's...weird.",
"Adam: Yeah, you're damn right it's weird. And that's my point. I'm tired of you college kids complaining and bellyaching all the time. When I was in college, we didn't have chicks that dressed like this. With their belly tees, and their hip huggers, and their thongs hanging out the back. No, no, we had it tough. Let me ask you a question. You'd be with this guy if you thought you could trust him, right?",
"[She stops and thinks]",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Adam: There you go, sport. All you gotta do is gain her trust and you're in like flint, all right? All right. Well, my work is done here. I'm gonna get some cheese.",
"[Adam leaves them alone]",
"Eddie: So, is that true? You don't trust me?",
"Joey: Well, can you blame me?",
"Eddie: No.",
"Joey: Eddie... we're living this fantasy. And--and we've... been doing it ever since you got back. And as nice as the fantasy is... it's gonna have to end sooner or later.",
"Eddie: Well, since you put it that way, Joey, I choose later. Look, I understand how you feel, and I'm sorry that I gave you a hard time. But there's nothing I can say to earn your trust. So, you're just gonna have to take a leap of faith. Ok, and know that I love you more than anything in this world. Ok?",
"Joey: Ok, come on.",
"Eddie: Were we going?",
"Joey: Back to my room before Audrey gets back.",
"Eddie: But we drove her here. She's not gonna be able to get back to the",
"Joey: Exactly!",
"[Scene: The Exit of the Theater that the Loveline show was in. David and Jack are getting ready to leave, and you can see that David is still upset.]",
"Jack: You know... tonight doesn't have to be a complete disaster. If we hurry, we can still make it to the bars. Maybe you can find some nice guy for me to openly flirt with.",
"David: Am I supposed to be amused by that?",
"Jack: Yes, David, you are.",
"David: Oh.",
"Jack: But since you're not, maybe you should just say what you want to say and let's get this over with.",
"David: And you don't have anything that you want to say?",
"Jack: Honestly, no, because in my mind there's nothing worth even talking about.",
"David: Ok.",
"Jack: It's just a stupid misunderstanding that you seem intent on blowing up into a much larger deal.",
"David: Ok. So, just to clarify, I'm crazy, and you're not gonna even attempt an apology.",
"Jack: I was just talking with the guy, David. That's it. It's like Jen said. All right, I'm just-- I was being nice. It's not like I'm trying to communicate anything. It's not like I'm trying to make you feel bad.",
"David: You know what? I'm beginning to think maybe I should've trusted my original instincts about you.",
"Jack: What the hell is that suppose to mean? Look, if you want to break up with me over something this minor, just do it.",
"David: Wow. That's the first place you go?",
"Jack: What?",
"David: You're worse than Jen. Or maybe you two have been hanging out so long you've just become the same person.",
"Jack: What the hell are you talking-- you know, for a master communicator, you're not expressing yourself too well right now.",
"David: We were having a tiny little argument, and in 2 seconds, you just managed to snowball it into something catastrophic.",
"Jack: Oh, right. I manage. And you weren't at all being passive aggressive.",
"David: I am not the one who's looking for a way out of this.",
"Jack: And I am? And I am?",
"David: Do you know what? If you're bored, if you're in over your head, than just say so.",
"Jack: Did I say that?!",
"David: Fine, fine. But I am not just gonna dump you so that you can walk away from this guilt-free.",
"Jack: Guilt f-- David, I am guilt-free. I didn't do anything wrong.",
"David: Right.",
"Jack: What? Oh, great, what? You're leaving now?",
"David: Yes. But before I do, I'm gonna make this really simple for you. Either apologize to me or break up with me.",
"Jack: Oh, fine, ok, whatever. Sorry.",
"David: No. No, no, no. I deserve better than that. Take a day. Hell, take a week. Think about it, and let me know what you decide.",
"[Scene: Outside the Loveline stage building. CJ is leaving the building when he turns the corner to see that Jen is already outside waiting for him.]",
"Jen: Wait, C.J. Wait. Let me explain. Wait, will you please just let me explain?",
"CJ: You know, Jen, I think I've heard all I need to hear tonight.",
"Jen: Look, I need to talk to you. I--I need your help.",
"CJ: Oh, you need my help? Well, you said it earlier. Why don't you call the friggin' help line?",
"Jen: Ok, I will. Ring-ring! Aw, man, I really hope somebody picks up. Ring-ring!",
"CJ: I'm not gonna do this.",
"Jen: Oh, come on. You've got a crazy girl on the other end of the line and she might do something irrational if she doesn't have somebody to talk to. Ring-ring.",
"CJ: Hello?",
"Jen: Hi. Is this the help line?",
"CJ: Yes.",
"Jen: Uh, because you didn't say help line when you answered.",
"CJ: Hello. Help line.",
"Jen: Uh, who am I speaking with? Because you didn't give me your name, either.",
"CJ: Hello. Help line. This is C.J. Do you have a crisis?",
"Jen: Hi, C.J. You have a very sweet voice.",
"CJ: Do you have a crisis or not?",
"Jen: Yes, I do. And you should like somebody that I could trust, and somebody who could be endlessly sympathetic with a girl who has a lot of problems.",
"CJ: Oh, well, isn't that ironic? Considering I just got dumped today by a girl with a lot of problems. Or maybe she doesn't have any? Maybe she doesn't have any problems. Personally, I wouldn't know because she doesn't have enough trust to confide in me.",
"Jen: [Sighs] Well... the thing is that maybe... this girl realizes that she made a mistake, but she doesn't really know what to do about it.",
"CJ: Well, maybe she needs to start by realizing that whatever the problem is, her boyfriend's not the enemy.",
"Jen: Right. Well, see, now, that's the thing about this girl, is that she has a tendency to subscribe to self-destructive behaviors in her life, and that when one part of her life isn't going well, she has this desire to destroy everything else going on, and plus, she's never really been able to trust anybody before, so",
"CJ: Everybody's gotta start sometime.",
"Jen: So--so, what? So what do I do? I just--I just-- I just say what it is that's bothering me, and then I look up and you're still there?",
"CJ: Yes. That's what this whole boyfriend thing is all about. But if you're not interested in having a boyfriend, I can certainly",
"Jen: She's sick. My Grams is sick. And she has been keeping it from me, and it's the reason that she broke up with your uncle Bill, and--and I don't know what else she's been keeping from me. I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know anything about anything, and so I had a freak-out, one freak-out. Is that ok?",
"CJ: Yes. Yeah. Take as many as you need.",
"[He wraps her up in his arms, suddenly realizing what she must be going through]",
"[Scene: Backstage of the Loveline show. The show is over, and Audrey comes walking into the backstage looking for Dr. Drew. She sees Adam, and goes running up to him.]",
"Audrey: Ooh, ooh, ooh! Just the man I was looking for.",
"Adam: I knew you'd come around. They always do.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Where's Dr. Drew?",
"Adam: Oh. Again with the Pinsky? Listen, I hate to tell you, but your beloved Dr. Drew, not so great with the staying power.",
"Audrey: What?",
"Adam: He went to the airport right after the gig.",
"Audrey: But... I never got any personal face time with him. What are you still doing here?",
"Adam: Eh, I like to hang behind at these things. See if I can scrape up a little coed tail.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Has that ever worked for you?",
"Adam: No. No, it hasn't.",
"[Audrey leaves Adam back stage and goes out onto the stage looking for Joey.]",
"Audrey: Joey? Jen! Jack! Anybody! Ugh! Can this night suck any harder?",
"Dr. Drew: You know, there are more productive ways to manage aggression.",
"Audrey: Listen, buddy",
"[She Turns to see Dr. Drew.]",
"Audrey: Oh! Hi! Dr. Drew, I-- I wasn't angry just now. I was just--I was practicing for a play. You know, \"Stella, Stella,\" all that.",
"Dr. Drew: So you're an actress?",
"Audrey: Well...I am. But, you know, more so in life, I guess, than in art. I have a bit of a flair for the dramatic.",
"Dr. Drew: You don't say.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Although... I should kind of point out I--I wasn't entirely lying about... the whole rehab thing. I mean, it happened, that whole part of my life. And it wasn't pretty, having to face myself and all that. But every night after a long day's whining, I would lie in bed and I would bug my roommate by listening to you guys give advice to all those other losers out there in radio land, and...I don't know. It just, it... made me feel less alone. So... well, I guess I just want to say thank you. For being you, and... the truth is... I don't know if I could've done it without you. Plus, you're, like, totally hot.",
"Dr. Drew: Ha ha ha! Audrey, do you want a ride?",
"Audrey: Oh, I would love one. But I know that you're married, so we must keep our distance, Drew.",
"Dr. Drew: I'll try.",
"Audrey: So, you guys must have a boat load of groupies, huh?",
"Dr. Drew: We have a few.",
"Audrey: Yeah. Don't you just hate girls like that?"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x19 | Lovelines | destinyros2005 |
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"Pacey learns he has lost Dawson's money in the stock market after investing in a med stock that just went bust. Pacey then asks his boss Rich Rinaldi to borrow $18,000 to refund Dawson's money, but Rinaldi refuses. Frustrated and angry after Rinaldi insults Pacey one-too many times by calling him a loser, Pacey (having heard enough of that from everyone he knows) punches Rinaldi in his face which results in Rinaldi instantly firing Pacey. Back at school, Joey passes her English final with an 'A', which earns her a C+ average grade, and is relieved that her long ordeal with the insufferable Professor Heston is over. However, Joey later tells Heston that she wants him as her adviser when she decides to choose English as her major. Eddie surprises Joey with a trip to Europe for the summer, but a fiery conversation about how differently they live their lives leaves both of them questioning their future together. Eddie ends up breaking up with Joey with a letter. Elsewhere, David finally breaks up with Jack, who ponders if he was only with David to prove to himself that he could hold a steady relationship."
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"[Scene: A fancy restaurant. Pacey is sitting alone at a table, like he is waiting for someone, when the waitress comes back to see if they need anything.]",
"Waitress: Do you need anything else, sir? More bread, perhaps?",
"Pacey: Not bread, but I will take another one of these. And you don't have to call me sir. It kind of creeps me out.",
"Waitress: Yes, sir. Sorry. I'll be leaving now.",
"[The waitress makes a clumsy exit, when the good looking report comes up and takes the seat across from Pacey]",
"Sadia: Hello. Did you miss me?",
"Pacey: I did, but the waitress was totally flirting with me, so it was all right.",
"Sadia: Ooh, that sounds like fun.",
"Pacey: It was, but she's not really my type.",
"Sadia: Good. What is your type, exactly?",
"Pacey: Generally I tend to prefer the brainy brunettes with brown eyes.",
"Sadia: Can I ask you something?",
"Pacey: Feel free.",
"Sadia: Why did you wait so long to ask me out?",
"Pacey: Well, for a while there I was otherwise engaged, but I've taken care of that now, I promise.",
"[The waitress brings his drink]",
"Pacey: Thank you.",
"[He takes the drink and raises it.]",
"Pacey: So without further ado, I'd like to propose a toast if I may.",
"Sadia: You may.",
"Pacey: To getting to know each other better.",
"Sadia: Much better.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Joey is lying on her bed studying for her final, as Eddie is sitting on the floor in front of her bed leaning on it, and picks up the book Catch-22 which was lying on the floor next to him.]",
"Eddie: Well, Joey, that's not the overriding message.",
"Joey: Yes, it is. Untimely, Yossarian must accept that he's trapped in an insane world.",
"Eddie: No, but he escapes in the end, so there's hope.",
"Joey: Hope for what?",
"Eddie: Well, the beauty is we don't know, but his escape is a testament to the power of one man's struggle against the system.",
"Joey: Hetson's interpretation is much bleaker.",
"Eddie: Why does that not surprise me? You know, if all you're gonna do on this final exam is just regurgitate everything Hetson said in class, you're not really developing a mind of your own.",
"Joey: I'll develop a mind of my own later. Right now I have to ace this final. You remember a certain incident that happened the last time I took a final for this man?",
"[Audrey comes into the dorm room]",
"Audrey: This isn't happening.",
"Joey: What's wrong?",
"Audrey: God is punishing me. Here. Read this.",
"[she throws an envelope over to Joey who opens it]",
"Audrey: After my long and protracted battle with a serious substance abuse problem, the heartless administration of this esteemed university is gonna kick me out!",
"Eddie: That seems pretty harsh.",
"Audrey: I know.",
"Joey: Audrey, this is just a letter from the dean saying if you sign up for summer school you can stay.",
"Audrey: The dean can bite me, Jo.",
"Joey: You missed almost an entire semester.",
"Audrey: What am I gonna do? I'm gonna be, like, alone here in this box all summer. You leave in 2 days, right?",
"Joey: Not by choice, but yeah.",
"[Audrey gets up and grabs her coat]",
"Joey: Where are you going?",
"Audrey: To negotiate.",
"Joey: I don't think this is negotiable.",
"Audrey: Everything is negotiable.",
"[Audrey leaves the room again.]",
"Eddie: Remind me again. You are friends with her because...",
"Joey: She saved my life once in a bar in Calcutta.",
"Eddie: Right.",
"Joey: Which brings up an excellent point, Eddie. We're getting kicked out of our little love nest by week's end.",
"Eddie: At which point we're gonna move into my car, which I've got parked down by the river.",
"Joey: That is not the plan.",
"Eddie: That's my plan.",
"Joey: Oh, yeah? I thought we were gonna get jobs in the cape this summer, and live at my sister's and save money.",
"Eddie: Right, and endure weekly interrogations from your father about the lack of prospects for my future.",
"Joey: You're starting school in the fall at one of the most prestigious writing programs in the country.",
"Eddie: Yes, yes, I know. In California. And if we're gonna be forced apart by geography in 3 short months, I'm not gonna spend that time bussing tables. I've got some bigger plans in mind.",
"Joey: And what do these bigger plans entail?",
"Eddie: Oh, no. No, right now you need to focus on one thing, and one thing only. And after the exam, Jo, all will be revealed.",
"Joey: Well, and what if I can't wait that long?",
"Eddie: I think you can.",
"Joey: Maybe I'll just have to use my feminine wiles to pry it out of you.",
"[She kisses him, but he slowly pulls away smiling.]",
"Eddie: My lips are sealed, Jo.",
"Joey: Uh-huh.",
"Eddie: Nice try.",
"Joey: You officially suck.",
"[Scene: The help center. David is on the phone trying to help a student on the other end, when Jack comes in and sees him and quietly makes his way over to David's desk.]",
"David: Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm pretty sure you don't want to mix mountain dew with Nodoze. Why? Because they both contain a lot of caffeine, and-- yeah, yeah, that Queens of the Stone Age album does really rock. It's one-- um, first thing you need to do is take a deep breath. Good. Now, find somebody in your class, borrow their notes, and-- ok, yes, yes. We're here 24/7. You can call back anytime. Ok? All right. Good luck.",
"[David hangs up the phone.]",
"Jack: Rough day?",
"David: Yeah, exams bring out the worst in people.",
"Jack: The important thing is you talked him down from mountain dew and Nodoze. That can be a deadly combination.",
"David: Yeah, I've done a real service to humanity. Did you need something?",
"Jack: So this whole mad thing hasn't worn off yet, huh?",
"David: Speak quickly, Jack. The phone could ring again at any second, and the problems of a feckless ex-boyfriend aren't much compared with the suicidal anguish of graduating seniors.",
"Jack: Can we just stop this, please? Can we just talk? At least give me the same chance you give any random stranger on the end of that phone. Just meet with me for an hour-- for half an hour, even.",
"David: Maybe.",
"Jack: Maybe?",
"David: Yes. Maybe. I need some time to think about it.",
"Jack: Cool. Very cool. How much time?",
"David: I don't know. Look, I'll--I'll call you.",
"Jack: Or--or you know, you could just meet me down at hell's kitchen tonight if you want.",
"David: I can't tonight. I have a test tomorrow.",
"Jack: Tomorrow-- tomorrow's fine. Like, I don't know-- what? After 8:00?",
"David: I'm working until 9:00.",
"Jack: So you're-- you're coming?",
"David: I said I would think about it.",
"Jack: Ok.",
"David: Listen, I'm busy here, so...",
"Jack: Sure. Yeah. Understood.",
"[Scene: The conference room at Pacey's workplace. There are a lot of young people all sitting around the table when Pacey comes walking into the room, and begins walking around the table.]",
"Pacey: Good morning, gentlemen. I had s*x with a beautiful woman last night. Now, this should not have happened. She was way out of my league, and I even like to think that I'm a fairly handsome guy, but I'm not that handsome, and I like to think that I'm pretty good in bed, but I'm not that good. How does something like that happen? I'll tell you. I'm 20 years old, and I am doing exactly what I was put on this earth to do. I am making money... hand over fist... faster than I know how to spend it. And let's tell the truth. You all came here today because you're trying to escape the miserable bottom-feeding existence that you've been living that has denied you what is rightfully yours. If you want this for yourselves, you can have it. But I'm here to tell you, you will get your asses kicked on a daily basis, but you will learn. And ultimately, you will do what you were put on this earth to do, which is make money. Now, if any of you are still interested in this proposition, be here 9 A.M. Sharp Monday morning. If you are late, do not come into my building. Turn around, go home, and prepare yourselves for a life in retail. I'll see you then.",
"[He leaves the conference room, and meets Rich outside the by some desks.]",
"Rich: Hey. How'd it go?",
"Pacey: How do you think it went? I learned from the best, right?",
"Rich: That's sweet. You wanna make out or...",
"Pacey: Maybe later. I gotta brush my teeth.",
"Guys: Whoo!",
"Pacey: What the hell is all that about?",
"Rich: That, Mr. Witter, is the sound of blood rushing to the nether regions.",
"Pacey: Let me guess. The Stepatech approval went through?",
"Rich: Not quite yet, amigo, but that stock is still climbing.",
"Pacey: Ok, good enough.",
"Rich: Why don't you call Roger and congratulate him.",
"Pacey: Will do, boss.",
"Rich: Ooh, ah, hey... that date with Sadia last night-- did you close the deal?",
"Pacey: Why don't you just ask those guys in there?",
"Rich: Oh, that does it, Witter. I used to be mildly impressed. Now I am in awe. Nicely done my friend. Nicely done.",
"Pacey: You know, that's just what she said.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Pacey's bedroom. Pacey is asleep in bed with Sadia wrapped up in his arms. She rolls over and gives him a kiss and he slowly awakes and kisses her back without opening his eyes, and hoping he is meeting her lips.]",
"Pacey: Mmm. Mmm. Well, that is definitely one of the better ways to start the day.",
"Sadia: Well, I do have a few other tricks up my sleeve, but I thought I'd keep it simple. I didn't want to blow your mind just yet.",
"Pacey: Oh, my god, woman, you are way out of my league.",
"Sadia: I know. I know",
"[Pacey stretches and grabs the remote and turns the TV on.]",
"Pacey: Oh. Uh... hold on one sec. Excuse me. I'm sorry, but today's the day that the FDA is ruling on Stepatech's miracle flu thingie.",
"Sadia: Thingie? How can you be so excited about something that you refer to as a thingie?",
"Pacey: I know. I'm sorry, but... I have a lot of money wrapped up in this thingie. And this thingie is gonna buy me a new car. Maybe even a new house.",
"Sadia: Wait a minute. How did someone as young as you get to be so career obsessed?",
"Pacey: I used to be obsessed about a lot of other things.",
"Sadia: Mm-hmm.",
"Pacey: Well, mostly girls, really. And then with this one recent dalliance, that probably was better left in the past, I realized that a career is actually a very healthy obsession. No offense, of course.",
"Sadia: None taken. And it's not like you're my boyfriend or anything. I have one of those, and, quite frankly, they're overrated.",
"Pacey: I wholeheartedly concur.",
"Sadia: Mm-hmm. And this other girl? Well, she doesn't know what she's missing.",
"Pacey: Well, like I said, she's in a past life, and I'm quite happy with the life I'm leading. And as they say, I always have my work.",
"Sadia: And then there's me.",
"Pacey: And then there's you, which is proof positive that there is, in fact, a god, and that Pacey J. Witter is his favorite son.",
"Sadia: What does the \"J\" stand for?",
"Pacey: Wouldn't you like to know?",
"Sadia: Well, if you wanted me to torture you, Pacey, all you had to do was ask.",
"Pacey: Really?",
"Sadia: Mm-hmm.",
"[She climbs on top of him, and he turns the TV off, and throws the remote.]",
"[Scene: Hetson's classroom. Joey and Eddie are sitting at one of the tables with coffee cups strewn across the table and Joey is studying hard from her books, as Eddie watches on.]",
"Eddie: So what do you say? More coffee?",
"Joey: More coffee? How could I possibly drink any more coffee? We've been sitting here engaged in this pre-test caffeination for 2 hours now.",
"Eddie: I didn't want you to be late, now, did I?",
"[Eddie kisses her]",
"Joey: I seem to recall this is how my academic downfall began in the first place.",
"[Hetson comes walking into the room, and goes over to his desk.]",
"Hetson: Well, if it isn't Bonnie and Clyde.",
"Eddie: Don't T.A.S usually monitor these exams?",
"Hetson: You've forgotten about my bionic hearing, Mr. Doling. And believe it or not, I actually enjoy proctoring my own exams. I mean, I figure if Nabokov had time to do it while he was teaching at Cornell, really, who am i to put myself so far above the little people?",
"Joey: In other words, he derives some sick pleasure from watching us squirm.",
"Hetson: I can see over the course of the last 2 semesters that you've learned how to read me. Whether or not you've acquired a similar mastery of post-war American literature really remains to be seen.",
"[Eddie turns to Joey and talks quietly to her.]",
"Eddie: You know, I never did get a chance to thank him for his recommendation.",
"Joey: And you're going to do it now?",
"Eddie: Yeah. What's the worst that could happen?",
"Joey: I don't know. He could be incredibly rude and ungracious, say something mean and unforgivable, and you could punch him in the face again.",
"Eddie: I'm not gonna punch him in his face again. [she gives him a dirty look] What? You don't think I'm capable of being the bigger person here?",
"Joey: I know that you're the bigger person. I just think you're underestimating how small he can be.",
"Eddie: Well, I refuse to accept that.",
"[Eddie goes over to Hetson's desk.]",
"Eddie: Hey, uh... professor Hetson.",
"Hetson: Mr. Doling, how can I help you?",
"Eddie: Actually, - I kind of thought maybe I'd like to, uh, to thank you, for, you know, helping me out with that school thing.",
"Hetson: You kinda thought... maybe you'd like to thank me? Your eloquence astounds me.",
"Eddie: Yeah, well, I kinda thought maybe I'd like to thank you, but now that I've heard the tone of your response, I'm thinking maybe I should just bail on the whole concept.",
"Hetson: Well, that is your specialty, isn't it?",
"[Joey gets up and goes to get in the middle of them before anything can happen.]",
"Joey: Ok, you two. Did I not say this was going to happen?",
"Eddie: Hey, he started it.",
"Joey: Let me know when you've returned from the third grade. In the meantime, all he was trying to say is thank you. 2 simple words. And I believe the appropriate response is \"you're welcome,\" maybe \"good luck in future endeavors.\"",
"Hetson: Well, whatever.",
"Joey: Whatever. I encourage you to accept this \"whatever,\" as I believe this is the best you'll ever do.",
"Eddie: Whatever.",
"Joey: Great. My work here is done. Now can you please leave? Because I fear all of this spontaneous outpouring of emotion is really throwing me off my test game.",
"Eddie: Whatever.",
"Joey: Great. Good-bye.",
"Eddie: All right. Bye.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Office. His secretary leans in the door to tell him that he has a call on the line.]",
"Secretary: Dawson leery.",
"Pacey: Excellent. Put him right through.",
"[We see Dawson on the other end of the phone and he is painting a room at his house green.]",
"Pacey: Dawson. What's up, man?",
"Dawson: Hey, Pace, not much. Um, listen, I've been thinking.",
"Pacey: Let me guess. You're nervous, right?",
"Dawson: Nervous? Who, me? Thousands of dollars at play in the stock market which, from what I understand, can only be described as globally weak? Nah. Who's nervous?",
"Pacey: Ok, well, how about this? You just trust me, and I promise that everything will be all right. Have I ever let you down in the past? Actually, you know what? Don't answer that.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Um, but seriously, I'm not nervous, I just--I'm thinking it might be time to cash out. I've got a lot of film to buy, and from what I can understand, that's gonna be my biggest expense, so...",
"Pacey: Ok, Dawson, here's the deal. I know that you need to make money, and that you need to make it fast, so what I've done for you is invested you in this biotech company called Stepatech. They have a miracle flu vaccine that is up for approval by the FDA right now, and the word on the street is it's a shoo-in. So if you can hold on for just a few more days, I promise you it will be worth your while. It'll be like the difference between making El Mariachi and Clerks.",
"Dawson: Ok, well, at least that's jargon I understand. Um...I guess in the spirit of clerks, I could charge the film. I've been applying for credit cards like crazy, and 2 of them came in the mail today.",
"Pacey: I think that's what commonly known as a sign, my friend.",
"Dawson: Maybe so. Maybe so.",
"Pacey: Ok, so we're cool here, right?",
"Dawson: What--I don't know. It's all something out of a David Mamet movie to me. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, but I trust you. Keep me posted.",
"Pacey: Will do. Talk to you later, man.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside along on of the Campus streets. Joey and Eddie are walking and talking to one another, later in the evening. Joey has finished up her exams.]",
"Joey: I mean, what kind of a sadist asks for things like Lolita's married name, or what day of the week it was on the first page of gravity's rainbow?",
"Eddie: Well, I don't know, Jo. I'd say that that depends.",
"Joey: On?",
"Eddie: On whether or not you knew the answers to any of those 2 questions.",
"Joey: Schiller.",
"Eddie: And?",
"Joey: Monday.",
"Eddie: So we're talking about completely acing it here, not just sliding by or a partial ace?",
"Joey: No.",
"Eddie: No.",
"Joey: I had complete and total mastery of every arcane fact in Hetson's universe. So? Are we gonna celebrate or what?",
"Eddie: Of course.",
"Joey: Well, does this celebration involve anything other than standing here?",
"Eddie: So now that my usefulness as your study partner has ended, you just want to skip to the present part.",
"Joey: I thought you said it was a surprise?",
"Eddie: Well, you know, present-slash-surprise.",
"Joey: Well, whatever it is, is it coming anytime soon?",
"Eddie: Um...yeah, actually. It is.",
"[Clears throat and hands her his backpack]",
"Eddie: Here. I wrapped it myself.",
"Joey: Yeah, I can--I can see that.",
"Eddie: You don't like it.",
"Joey: Oh, no. I--I-- I don't know what to say. You're giving me your backpack.",
"Eddie: Joey, it's not my backpack. I mean, I bought this special just for you. In fact, you know, there may be something inside here. You probably should check.",
"Joey: I should check?",
"Eddie: Yeah. Yeah. Just in case there's an additional level of--of gift.",
"[She opens the bad and pulls out a book Europe for $5 a day.]",
"Joey: I don't get it.",
"Eddie: That girl who was always telling me how she could have gone to Paris. Well, I think it's about time that she put her money where her mouth is. And I'm not talking about just Paris here, Joey. I'm talking about Barcelona and Madrid and Vienna and Prague and wherever. I mean, the sky's the limit, Jo. And all you have to do is just say yes.",
"Joey: Are you serious?",
"Eddie: Completely. I want every moment we spend together this summer to be...historic. And I figure the best way to do that is to, you know, go to where the history is. So what do you say?",
"Joey: Oh, my god! Yes! Yes!",
"[She jumps and gives him a huge hug]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. David comes walking up to the bar, and looks through the window to see Jack sitting at one of the tables talking to some guy, and we can see the jealous look on his face again. David goes in and the guy is leaving the table when David starts to make his way over to join Jack.]",
"Guy: All right, Jack, I'll see you then.",
"Jack: Ok, I'll see you.",
"David: Hey.",
"Jack: Hey. Thanks for coming.",
"David: Uh, have you been waiting long?",
"Jack: No. Actually, I ran into a guy from my sociology class.",
"David: Yeah, I--I saw.",
"Jack: Look, that's--that's not what you think, all right? That's completely innocent.",
"David: By which you're implying that the thing the other night wasn't.",
"Jack: You're not even giving me a chance here, are you? Man, it's like you structured this whole scene before you even walked into the place.",
"David: I had 2 versions, actually.",
"Jack: Let me guess. The version you're gonna use is the one where I'm the bad guy?",
"David: Yeah. You led me on, you know. The Halloween party where we first met. You led me to believe you were one of the undead.",
"Jack: Come on. Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously",
"David: I'm being serious. I have a serious Tom Cruise/vampire lestat fantasy that I need to fulfill while I'm still young. Which is why I'm breaking up with you.",
"Jack: What?",
"David: Yeah. Yeah, you know, it has to be done. I was kidding myself",
"Jack: Whoa, whoa. Hold on-- hold on a second. If you think I'm gonna let you walk out of here like this, I mean, come on, David. This isn't how I wanted this to turn out.",
"David: Well, guess what? It is, so it sucks for you, huh? Or maybe it doesn't. Maybe you're gonna get off easy after all. It's only my heart that's gonna get even the slightest bit broken.",
"Jack: Why do you say things like that? I wouldn't be here tonight if I didn't want to make this work.",
"David: Yeah, and you wouldn't be here at all unless you were trying to prove something to yourself.",
"Jack: Prove what?",
"David: Look, Jack... I want what everybody wants. I want to be important to somebody. Maybe you want that, too, but... if you do, to be honest, I can't really see it, because all I see when I look at you is somebody who's going through the motions of being in a relationship because he thinks it's the right thing to do. I don't know. I just know that that isn't enough for me. So... good-bye.",
"Jack: Wait. You're just gonna walk away?",
"David: Have a good summer, Jack, and keep in touch.",
"[David leaves and Jack can do nothing but stare in disbelief]",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm room. Eddie and Joey are sitting on her bed looking at maps of Europe spread out on it and held open by many other books on Europe. ]",
"Eddie: So Prague first and then Budapest? Or would it make more sense to do it the other way around? Or we could just skip central Europe and stay longer in Spain-- Espanola.",
"Joey: No, we can't skip Prague. We have to see the castles, plus we owe it to Kafka and Milan Kundera.",
"Eddie: You know, I might just have to implement a rule that limits you to only one writer's grave per country.",
"Joey: Well, that's never, ever going is it?",
"Eddie: Why not?",
"Joey: Because when we get to France, how are we ever gonna choose between Proust and Flaubert?",
"Eddie: Aren't they the same guy?",
"Joey: Kiss me, and I promise never to tell Hetson you uttered such blasphemy!",
"Eddie: Deal.",
"[They kiss]",
"Joey: But if we do actually do this, there's probably something else you need to know about me-- something I've never told you before.",
"Eddie: I already know. I know you snore.",
"Joey: In addition to my love for literature, I also have a great and profound appreciation for the visual arts.",
"Eddie: Oh, what? Like, um, David, Sistine Chapel, the Mona Lisa-- that type of stuff?",
"Joey: No, don't think you're just gonna get away with the renaissance. I'm talking Picasso in Paris, the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam",
"Eddie: Ok, ok. I get it. I get it. So what you're saying is that you want to do everything.",
"Joey: Yes! Yes. Well, everything within reason.",
"Eddie: Within reason?",
"Joey: Well, yeah, I mean, we should be somewhat practical about this.",
"Eddie: You want to be practical about running away together?",
"Joey: Well, Eddie, I mean, running away together isn't as easy as it looks on TV. I mean, believe me. I've done it before. And we're gonna get back in the fall. We're gonna be starting school. We're gonna be completely broke.",
"Eddie: So?",
"Joey: So that thought doesn't terrify you?",
"Eddie: No, not more than the thought of not spending the summer with you. Or not seeing your face the first time you see the Eiffel tower, or the London bridge, or the plaza San Marco in Venice. You know, it's not like either of us have any money now. I mean, we're broke. So what? We start over. Rebuild things from scratch.",
"Joey: With you in California and me here?",
"Eddie: And a whole lifetime's worth of memories. Things that'll never leave us no matter how broke we get.",
"Joey: Eddie... all I'm saying is that... running away together, no matter how romantic and magical it all seems at the time, it doesn't solve anything, ok? So whatever it is that you're running away from, whether it be circumstances or geography, you know, fate, another person, it's always gonna be there when you get back.",
"Eddie: Ok, so what would you suggest to solve these problems, Joey? I mean, what do you want to do? Just ignore the opportunities that come our way?",
"Joey: No! I'm just--I'm trying to be practical.",
"Eddie: Which means what, exactly?",
"Joey: Maybe we should just wait. You know, scale back a little.",
"Eddie: Scale back?",
"Joey: Yeah. Maybe work for a month or two and then go.",
"Eddie: Joey, we're gonna spend the rest of our lives working.",
"Joey: Yeah, and we have the entire summer to take this trip. Nobody said we have to go tomorrow.",
"Eddie: I do.",
"Joey: What?",
"Eddie: You don't-- you don't even really want to do this, do you?",
"Joey: Of course I want to do this.",
"Eddie: Yeah, but only on your terms.",
"Joey: Well, whose terms am I supposed to be doing this on, Eddie? I mean, if I'm gonna throw my life entirely off course for the chance",
"Eddie: Oh, my god. What are you talking about? Throwing it off course? I'm not asking you to throw your life off course, Joey. I'm talking about a summer here. All I'm asking is that you take a leap. Come away with me.",
"Joey: Oh, like Saul Bellow or on the road? Eddie, those are just stories--poems. Little pieces of unreality that we're not meant to base our lives on. Eventually we always have to come back and deal with the real world.",
"Eddie: So what? What are you gonna do? You just wanna sit here for your entire life waiting and hoping for the world to come to you? Because the point of those stories, Joey, is that people's lives-- their real lives-- only begin when they step out into the world. And when you do that, when you meet it head on, maybe you change the world, maybe you don't, but the point is, is that it changes you. And that is what people mean when they talk about growing up.",
"Joey: So what? If I want to be with you, I'm supposed to just throw all of my previous life experience out the window? I'm supposed to just stop being who I am?",
"Eddie: Who you are, Joey, is not some scared little girl who's afraid to take a chances on anything, who's afraid to really love someone because of the risk or the pain. That does not define you as a person. Or maybe it does, you know? Maybe--maybe I'm crazy. Maybe you've just blinded me.",
"Joey: Are you done? You should probably find somewhere else to sleep tonight.",
"[He grabs his coat and leaves.]",
"[Scene: Pacey's work place. Pacey walks in carrying his brief case and a coffee, and notices the deathly quietness of the room. No one is talking, and no acivity can be heard on the phones.]",
"Pacey: Hi, guys.",
"[Pacey sees Rich in the conference room with papers spread across the table and he is talking on the phone. He makes his way over to him.]",
"Rich: Believe me, it's like a morgue around here. Hey, look, I took a major hit, too. All right. I'll talk to you soon. And do me a favor. Stay away from open windows. I don't want to hear about how they had to scrape you off the sidewalk or something.",
"[The guy hangs up on Rich.]",
"Rich: He didn't think that was very funny.",
"Pacey: Yeah, go figure. What the hell is happening here, Rich?",
"Rich: First of all, you're late. Where the hell you been? Ah, forget it. I don't want to hear about your sexual exploits with Lois Lane. I'm depressed enough as it is.",
"Pacey: I'm being serious. What's going on?",
"Rich: What the hell do you think, dumbass? FDA issued their ruling this morning. Big fat rejection.",
"Pacey: But Rich, you said Stepatech was a sure thing.",
"Rich: Yeah, well, so did everyone else. Turns out Roger's miracle flu medication has a bunch of nasty side effects the FDA does not wish to inflict on the American public at this time.",
"Pacey: Rich, this is a disaster.",
"Rich: Settle down, rookie. I've seen worse. I've lost more. We'll get over it. Live to trade another day.",
"Pacey: Live to trade another day? I've been shoving Stepatech down my client's throats for 6 months.",
"Rich: Pacey, stock market 101-- biotech stocks are sketchy, especially these days. You're going to get screamed and yelled at today, but it's not your fault. It's just a professional hazard.",
"[Pacey suddenly realizes what has occurred, and it has truly hit him.]",
"Rich: Oh, man, you all right? You look like you're going to toss your cookies.",
"Pacey: No, I'll be fine.",
"Rich: Listen... take a deep breath. Go back to your office. You probably have a hundred phone calls to return by now. Listen to 'em, be concerned, be sympathetic, but be strong. And remember, they got themselves into this mess, not you. Got it? Now get out of here. Get to work.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hetson's Office. Joey is sitting in the chair in front of his desk, when Hetson comes walking in carrying a pile of test papers.]",
"Hetson: So Potter... here we are again, right back where we started from. Advisor... advisee... and you still no closer to having declared a major.",
"Joey: I didn't want to give you the satisfaction, but...English.",
"Hetson: English.",
"Joey: Yeah. I mean, I can always change it later to something like marine biology, but... can I go now?",
"Hetson: What, no interest in tripping down memory lane with me?",
"Joey: Not particularly, no. I do have other things on my plate at the moment.",
"Hetson: Yeah, um... that first time you came to my office here, that was your birthday, right?",
"Joey: My birthday?",
"Hetson: Yeah.",
"Joey: The day before my birthday.",
"Hetson: So how was it?",
"Joey: My birthday?",
"Hetson: Yeah. Sorry I didn't get you anything.",
"Joey: You know what? I realize that this is very exciting for you, sitting me down and reminding me how I wasted an entire year of my life and never really actually lived up to my academic potential. But...",
"[He hands her, her test paper.]",
"Hetson: You more than lived up to your potential, Joey.",
"Joey: An A-minus? This means...",
"Hetson: Factoring in all your papers from this semester and last brings your grade to a c-plus for the year. Just slightly above average. You got a problem with that?",
"Joey: No. No.",
"Hetson: You know, the sad thing is that I almost gave you an \"A.\" I went back and forth about it, and then... ultimately, I found your essay on Catch-22 a little bleak.",
"Joey: You found it bleak?",
"Hetson: It's a story of hope, Joey. I mean, this man, confronted with the absolute absurdity of the human condition, he's terrified to his core. He takes a leap of faith. He chooses life. Here. Page 461. Read the part that's marked.",
"[He hands her a copy of Catch-22]",
"Joey: \"They'll have to try like hell to catch me this time. They will try like hell. And even if they don't find you, what kind of way is that to live? You'll always be alone, no one will ever be on your side, and you'll always live in danger of betrayal. I live that way now. But you can't just turn your back on all your responsibilities and run away from them, Major Danby insisted. It's such a negative mood. It's escapist. Yossarian laughed with buoyant scorn and shook his head. I'm not running away from my responsibilities. I'm running to them. There's nothing negative about running away to save my life.\"",
"[She realizes the true meaning behind this]",
"Hetson: As I said in class, a lot of critics find that moment too sentimental. An author ham-fistedly reaching in and injecting an amoral tale with a moral. An embarrassing betrayal of all the dark comedy that came before it. But me? I've always kind of liked it. It has such a nice, hopeful ring to it. Do you see my point?",
"Joey: Yes, I do.",
"[She gets up from the chair.]",
"Hetson: I'm sorry, did it seem like I was done?",
"Joey: I kind of have someplace I need to be right now. We can continue this next semester.",
"Hetson: Do you honestly think I'm ever gonna let you into one of my classes again?",
"Joey: No. Do you honestly think I'm ever gonna sign up for one of your classes again? But I do need an advisor.",
"Hetson: And you'd like that to be me?",
"Joey: Yes, I would. Because it is my fondest wish to continue tormenting you until the day I finally leave this institution.",
"[She goes to hand him back the book, but before he can grab it she pulls it back from him]",
"Joey: But if it works out that I never see you again for the rest of my life, that's fine, too. Bye-bye.",
"[She hands him the book and leaves]",
"[Scene: Outside the Pacey's office building. Pacey is sitting outside with Sadia, and they are talking and drinking a cup of coffee. Pacey is rather upset, and Sadia is trying to be supportive of him.]",
"Sadia: So there is a soul in there somewhere. And to think I just assumed you were another one of Rich Rinaldi's pet sharks.",
"Pacey: Sadia, I just screwed over my best friend. I've been feeling sick to my stomach all day. And Rich was right, the rest of my clients knew what they were getting themselves into. But Dawson entrusted me with his entire life savings, and I pissed it all away. How could I let that happen?",
"Sadia: Ok, this happens all the time. It's just the life of being a broker.",
"Pacey: Well, that's not acceptable to me. I have to fix this.",
"Sadia: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?",
"Pacey: Yeah, sure.",
"Sadia: On the record? Ok, um... maybe later?",
"Pacey: Later, yeah. I think later would probably be better.",
"Sadia: Thank you. Oh, not tonight, though. I already have plans.",
"Pacey: Let me guess, the boyfriend?",
"Sadia: Fiancé, actually.",
"Pacey: The fiancé? Really? Oh, the hits just keep on coming.",
"Sadia: No, it-- it's just this long-distance relationship, you know, and it's just kind of boring and--you know?",
"Pacey: Oh, right. Well, so long as it's boring, that makes everything ok. Well, it was good while it lasted, I guess.",
"[She kisses him on the cheek]",
"Sadia: Call me if you want to talk.",
"Pacey: Sure. Sure.",
"[She leaves and he sits thinking about everything]",
"[Scene: The help center. Jen is on the phone with a student, while Jack is sitting in one of the couches just staring at the wall. Jen looks over to him and you can see the concern in her eyes.]",
"Jen: You're welcome. Bye.",
"[Jen gets off the phone and goes over to Jack]",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Jen: Either you just failed an exam or last night didn't go as well as I expected it to.",
"Jack: You know I've never really cared that much about school.",
"Jen: I'm sorry.",
"Jack: It's not your fault. Do you think that I was just going out with David to prove something to myself?",
"Jen: Something about what?",
"Jack: Just to prove that I could do it, that I could be in a relationship. You know, have a boyfriend.",
"Jen: I don't know. I mean, is that something that you feel like you needed to prove to yourself?",
"Jack: Yeah. Who wants to be that 35-year-old guy that's living alone and still going out to the bar scene trying to find the right person?",
"Jen: Give me a break. You're 20 years old. You're not even legally old enough to be in those bars, let alone haunt them with your sad, single self.",
"Jack: Yeah, that from the girl who was on a first-name basis with half the bouncers in New York.",
"Jen: Look, my point is is that I don't think that everybody meets the love of their life when they're a teenager. Or when they're 25. Or even when they're 35. But that doesn't mean that you stop looking and hoping. You know, 'cause you will meet that person, and when you do, I guess you know it.",
"Jack: You're gonna end up with C.J. You know David used to say that he knew you guys were gonna stick because you gave him hope.",
"Jen: Me?",
"Jack: Yeah. I mean, you give me hope. You did it, didn't you? You found somebody that makes you happy. Somebody who's not gay.",
"Jen: Yeah, well, he's slightly gay, if only in the seventh grade sense of the term. He does make me happy. Even when things are awful. You know, I'd share him with you if I could.",
"Jack: Thanks, but that's not necessary.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Office. Pacey is just finishing up one of his many phone calls that he has been making, and calls out to his secretary.]",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Who do we have left, Miss Seater?",
"Miss Seater: Just Dawson leery. You want him? Pacey, do you want him?",
"[He gets up and goes out to find Rich who is just getting ready to leave the office for the day.]",
"Rich: No, no. You're not gonna hold me up. I've got a hot date of my own tonight. I admit it. You shamed me, Witter. Now I gotta spend my nights keeping up with my friggin' protégé.",
"Pacey: Ok, that's great. I just-- I want to ask you one thing before you go.",
"Rich: As long as it doesn't involve me holding you while you cry.",
"Pacey: I promise.",
"Rich: What is it, kid?",
"Pacey: Well, I was just wondering if maybe you could cover me? Loan me a little money?",
"Rich: You're kidding, right?",
"Pacey: No. I wish I was, but... you have no idea how hard it is for me to ask you for this, Rich, but a friend of mine a couple of weeks ago, he came to me and he wanted to double his money really fast. So I just put it all into Stepatech.",
"Rich: That was a stupid move, Pacey.",
"Pacey: But he wanted to pull out, and I told him not to, I told him to just trust me and ride the thing out, and this guy is my oldest and closest childhood friend. I cannot screw him like this, Rich.",
"Rich: It's already done, Pacey.",
"Pacey: No, I'm serious. All I want to do is give him back his initial investment. And then I'll pay you back with whatever interest you want.",
"Rich: What about you? What happened to your disposable income?",
"Pacey: I got nothing left. Everything I had was in Stepatech. I'm worth like, I don't know, 300 bucks right now.",
"Rich: You know, it's funny. You're so good at your job, you're so confident, I sometimes forget how young and stupid you are.",
"Pacey: Please, Rich, I need your help, not the speech right now, ok?",
"Rich: Oh, I think you do, actually. And I'm gonna say to you what you should have told your little friend in the first place. No.",
"Pacey: That's it? That's all you have to say to me? I come to you, embarrass myself, and you're just gonna say no?",
"Rich: Pretty much, yeah.",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] You know, Rich, sometimes you're so good at your job I forget what an unfeeling prick you are.",
"Rich: You work for me. I'm your boss. You watch your tone.",
"Pacey: Ok, Rich, I'm just asking you for this one favor! Just one time!",
"Rich: I...don't...do... favors, Witter.",
"Pacey: Why not? 'Cause god forbid you have to drop the Gordon Gecko routine for a second? I mean, this would be so easy for you, man. Just help me out here!",
"Rich: Help you out?! I gave you a job, Witter! I gave you a chance to escape some bottom feeder existence, and every step of the way, you have been a holier-than-thou pain in the ass. So you tell me, why should I help you out? Take this pen. Take this pen, Witter, and write down today's date. Because from this day forward, you're going to amount to nothing. You are a failure and a loser, and you deserve everything that can-- uhh!",
"[Pacey decks him, and they get into a large fist fight, knocking over desks and computer screens the entire time.]",
"Rich: It's all over, Pace. Don't worry... you're fired. That's what you wanted all along, anyway. Loser.",
"[Scene: Joey's dorm room. Audrey is sitting on the end of her bed reading the Europe for $5 a Day book when Joey comes walking into the room.]",
"Audrey: Hey, I'm all for going to Europe, but I don't understand why anyone would want to do it on $5.00 a day. $5.00 doesn't even buy you a pint of Guinness in Dublin.",
"Joey: The registrar closes in 10 minutes. That's not exactly a course catalog.",
"Audrey: I know. But all the summer school classes just look so boring, Joey! Who was it that said you should never take a class where Beowulf is required reading?",
"Joey: Me.",
"Audrey: Silly me, I thought it was Woody Allen.",
"Joey: Audrey, unless you're planning on enrolling in Santa Monica junior college, you'd better hurry.",
"Audrey: All right. All right.",
"Joey: And can you hand me that book? I have to start my reading for my trip.",
"Audrey: What?! Since when did you decide to go?",
"Joey: Since now.",
"Audrey: Joey Potter, you are just full of little surprises. Ciao, bella!",
"[Audrey, leaves, and Joey is about to go and make a phone call when she notices an envelope on the phone and takes out the card and reads.]",
"Eddie, reading: \"Dear Joey, as you know, I'm not good at good-byes, but I guess that's what this is. A real one this time. Because as much as I thought I wanted us to be together, I guess what I want more is to be one of those people who lives every moment of his life without indecision and without regrets. Someone who dares to disturb the universe without a thought to the consequences. And you're not one of those people, at least not yet. Maybe you'll prove me wrong about that one day. I hope you do. But who knows? Maybe people can't change. Maybe we're doomed to repeat the same mistakes over and over again no matter how hard we try. I always hope for a happy ending. How crazy is that? Take care of yourself.\"",
"[The scene fades from Joey reading the Card, to Pacey walking up to the back of Dawson's house, and him looking up into the sky, knowing that he has to tell Dawson that he has lost all of his money.]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 06x20 | Catch-22 | destinyros2005 |
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"Joey returns to Capeside to find Dawson's script on her doorstep and is overwhelmed that he has written a story about three friends, but Dawson's movie-making dreams are shattered when Pacey arrives comes clean about losing Dawson's money. The ensuing verbal fight opens old wounds and leaves the three friends believing their friendship will never be the same. Also, with classes at Worthington over, Joey says goodbye to Audrey who has to stay behind to attend summer classes. And Jen invites her mother, Helen, over to Grams' house where she wants her to tell Helen about her cancer."
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"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. We pick up where the last episode left off. Pacey is outside the house, trying to figure out how to tell Dawson that he had lost all of Dawson's Money. Pacey is looking up at Dawson's window, when the back porch door opens and Dawson sticks his head out, startling Pacey.]",
"Dawson: Pacey? I thought that was you out here. Were you ever going to come in?",
"Pacey: I forgot you guys don't lock your doors.",
"Dawson: Yeah, well, actually we're going to have to start now that I got all this film equipment in here. Come on inside. There's something I want to show you. You ok?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah. I--I went out after work with a couple of guys. We got a little caveman.",
"Dawson: Ah.",
"Pacey: But I'd love to see what you got going.",
"[Scene: Inside Dawson's Bedroom. We find out that the room he was painting last week was his own room, and now it is the original color it was in the pilot, and the entire room , it made up to look almost exactly like it did in the very first episode.]",
"Pacey: Wow.",
"Dawson: It's pretty crazy, huh? Took me forever. I want to make sure everything is perfect. What do you think? You're the first person who's seen it.",
"Pacey: Well, I would say that this officially makes you the king of procrastination.",
"Dawson: No, no, no. We're going to shoot in here. I know it's tight, but I figured out a way to make the camera fit. And by saving money on locations, we can afford to go all out on everything else.",
"Pacey: Really?",
"Dawson: Yeah. I got 3 credit cards in the mail last week, maxed them out in, like, a day. Got lights, cameras, this awesome sound equipment. I'm going completely overboard, but I don't care. I'm talking a mile a minute. I haven't even asked you what brought you to Capeside.",
"Pacey: [Pacey sighs] Man. Ha! Being in this room, it just takes me back to a whole other era. When the future was a clean slate for all of us, you know?",
"Dawson: Well, the room may have gone back in time, but I think you and I have moved ahead rather nicely. It's about all the obstacles we went through when we were kids. We both ended up doing exactly what we wanted to do.",
"Pacey: Well, there was that brief period of time I toyed with the idea of being a rodeo clown, but I guess this'll do. Heh heh.",
"Dawson: But you made something of yourself, pace, and now you're making something out of me.",
"Pacey: I--I don't know that you should go that far. I mean, you had done this by yourself. Right? Even if you had nothing, this would...",
"Dawson: I'm not...I'm sayyou're not hearing me, man. I'M... I'm trying to thank you.",
"Pacey: Well, you're welcome, I guess, but, come on, Dawson, I mean, we all knew you'd do this. This was your dream. You just... needed to take a little trip down memory lane, right?",
"Dawson: Yeah, I needed that and a very financially savvy associate producer. I'm giving you credit on the film. So...",
"[Dawson grabs a script from his desk and hands it to Pacey.]",
"Dawson: You're part of this now. So, welcome to Hollywood, where people have meaningless titles for not even showing up on set. I'm sorry. What is it that you wanted to talk about?",
"Pacey: Uh, it was, uh... just, uh, as your associate producer, I do have some concerns about the casting. Particularly the role of Pacey, which I feel has some fairly large shoes to fill.",
"Dawson: You're going to let all this power go straight to your head, aren't you?",
"Pacey: Yeah, I got to enjoy it while I can, right?",
"Dawson: Let me show you these headshots. I gotta tell ya, I don't think these amateurs know what they're getting into.",
"Pacey: No. Somebody ought to warn 'em.",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[Scene: Outside Gram's House. A Cab pulls up and Jen's Mother (Now played by Mimi Rogers) gets out of the cab, and then walks over to the house.]",
"Helen: Thank you.",
"[Rings doorbell and Jen answers the door]",
"Helen: Did you get a haircut?",
"Jen: Uh...no. 5 inches of blond just fell off. It was really the damnedest thing.",
"Helen: It's--it's very French.",
"Jen: Um, come in. Uh, the cab's gone, so--so are your hopes of leaving.",
"Helen: Jenny, please.",
"[They hug, and Jen grabs her bags]",
"Helen: Thank you.",
"Jen: You look good, mom. Not as upper east sidey. I think that divorce must suit you.",
"Helen: Hmm. A lot better than marriage, that's for sure.",
"[Grams comes into the front room out of the kitchen]",
"Grams: Jennifer, did you get the door? Oh. Helen. Hello.",
"Jen: Good start.",
"Grams: Well, what--what are you doing here?",
"Helen: Jen asked me to come. I was so shocked, I could hardly say no.",
"Grams: I can imagine.",
"Helen: I'll just--can I take my bag upstairs?",
"Grams: Oh, of course. Uh, you go on up, and I'll--I'll come up in a minute and get you settled.",
"Helen: Fine.",
"[Helen goes upstairs with her bags]",
"Grams: Jennifer.",
"Jen: [Stammers] I know, I know, I know, I know. You're--you're worried that we're not going to have enough food for dinner tonight, but I've actually already taken care of that.",
"Grams: Jennifer, just don't pull your speed-talking technique on me. You had no right to invite that woman into my house.",
"Jen: That wo-- will you calm down and remember that we're all related?",
"Grams: No, I specifically told you I did not want Helen to know that I had cancer.",
"Jen: Cancer?",
"Grams: The point is, it is my business to dispense with in my own time, and you had some nerve to take it upon yourself to tell her.",
"Jen: I didn't tell her. You will. Oh. Look, I don't think that she's any friggin' Mary Poppins, myself, but I think that she deserves to be in the loop, and I can't do this alone. I love you.",
"[Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Audrey is sitting on the end of her bed playing a guitar, as Jack Osborne is sitting on the end of Joey's Bed, going through her clothes that are with the rest of her stuff packed up and on her bed ready for her to go back to Capeside for the summer. Jack picks up a pair of Shorts and begins looking closely at them.]",
"Jack: Does she actually run in these?",
"Audrey: I don't know, I guess.",
"[She strums the guitar and Jack sniffs the shorts]",
"Audrey: Oh, ok, gross. No, gross. God, can't you just patronize internet p0rn like a normal person? Must you go rooting around in my roommate's sweats like the homeless man you pretend to be?",
"Jack: My mom was so right about you. This hoity-toity school has made you so uptight.",
"Audrey: Your mom thinks I'm uptight?",
"[Joey walks into the room and sees Jack with her shorts.]",
"I may have some in your size if you want me to look.",
"Jack: These'll do just fine.",
"Joey: I'm Joey.",
"Jack: Ah, the roommate. We finally meet.",
"Joey: Could you please step away from the clothes? Slowly. And keep your hands where I can see them.",
"Jack: All right. All right.",
"Audrey: Jack is here to meet with the dean to discuss if Worthington is right for him or some such hoo-ha.",
"Joey: Right for you? Do you know how many people would kill to come to this school? I mean, I spent my entire high-school career just trying to get an interview here. You just-- if it's right for you?",
"Audrey: You're turning a little red. Now I know that this is new to you, but behold the wrath of the Hollywood offspring. But jack's a smart guy, aren't you, Jack?",
"Jack: I'm smart enough to know if my integrity is being questioned by a couple of uptight wenches.",
"Audrey: Yeah, ok. You know what? You're gonna have to change the t-shirt. So why don't you be a good boy and go root around in your satchel, because Joey and I have to bond.",
"Jack: I'll watch from a safe distance.",
"[Jack goes into the bathroom and Audrey gets up and goes over to Joey and takes her hands in her own.]",
"Audrey: [Sighs] Joey.",
"Joey: Audrey.",
"Audrey: I feel a lifetime moment coming on.",
"Joey: It's not like we're never going to see each other again.",
"Audrey: I know, but... our time in this particular room is over. Anyway, the point is this-- I love you very much, Joey Potter.",
"Joey: I love you, too.",
"Audrey: So much so, in fact, that I could not leave you without a parting gift. You know, something for those lonely summer nights.",
"Joey: Uh, you shouldn't have, Audrey. I didn't...",
"[Audrey gets up and hands her ea bright pinks furry sitting pillow.]",
"Joey: You really shouldn't have. Audrey, I hate this hideous eyesore.",
"Audrey: I know! Which is why you must carry it with you on all of your travels, because, like me, it seems harsh and overwhelming at first, but once you give in to its delicious comfort, you will find that you cannot live without it.",
"Joey: You know what I've realized in our tenure together? That I've never really had a girlfriend, not a good one... and nobody like you.",
"Audrey: Oh, Joey.",
"[Scene: The Grocery store. Jen and Jack are walking trough the store getting a load of groceries and filling up the cart while talking.]",
"Jen: Uh, ok, Jack, what's next?",
"Jack: Uh, tomatoes. Since, um--since when do you know how to cook, anyway?",
"Jen: Oh, come on. How hard can it be? I can read, can't I?",
"Jack: I'm just sorry I won't be there to test your culinary skills.",
"Jen: You're coming. No. I'm not facing my mother without you.",
"Jack: Which is even more shocking than the whole cooking thing. W-why is she in town?",
"Jen: Because I called her, all right. It's--it's a long story. I'm sure it'll all unfold just beautifully this evening, which is why I need you there for moral support, ok?",
"Jack: Isn't CJ. Typically, you know, the moral part of the whole, you know...equation.",
"Jen: Look, I just need the whole gamut of boy power this evening, ok?",
"Jack: Which is why I don't want to be there for the whole, you know, meet the boyfriend thing.",
"Jen: It's really not, like, a whole meet the boyfriend thing. I mean, it--it is, but that's not its express purpose, ok?",
"Jack: Exactly. It's more like a, you know, \"good-bye, C.J.\" Type of night, 'cause he's going to New York tomorrow, right, for the whole grad thing?",
"Jen: Yeah, yeah, yes, he is, but I'm sure that we'll have plenty of time to stare into each other's eyes and pontificate on what we mean to each other. I just need to take care of a couple of things first. String beans. I need string beans.",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. Joey comes walking up to the front door of the B&B and stops to take a moment and look at the entire scenery, and admire and remember. She turns and walks to the porch and sees and envelope there, and opens it and pulls out a script labeled The Untitled Dawson Leery Script. She sits down and a small smile crosses her face.]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Outside Dawson's House. Joey comes walking up to the House and notices that the Ladder is up against the house leading up to Dawson's Window. She looks up it and you can see the memories flooding back in her eyes. Dawson comes walking up from behind her.]",
"Dawson: Go ahead.",
"[She turns to him and smiles and then she begins climbing the ladder and we cut to inside the bedroom, with Joey Climbing in the window and looking around there looking at it. Dawson comes in through the window a few seconds later.]",
"Joey: It's perfect. Your eye for detail is creepy. There's no way I'm going to get in that closet and play E.T., But aside from that... it's perfect.",
"Dawson: Now that you're here, it's just about right.",
"[Scene: Gram's Living room. Helen is sitting in a chair across from Grams and Jen and they are awkwardly trying to decide what to talk about.]",
"Grams: But you do seem to be quite well, Helen.",
"Helen: You, too, mother. Did you change your hair?",
"Grams: Maybe a little more gray. Jennifer's changed her hair. Did you notice?",
"Jen: Mm. We've actually already had a discussion about that. I have honey on my hands. Um, I'll tell you what. Why don't you two try to find a topic that is more probing than current hairstyles or--or weather patterns? And I'll go wash up, ok? [Whispering to Grams] That means you.",
"[Jen gets up and leaves them alone]",
"Helen: It shouldn't be this difficult, I suppose, making conversation with your own mother.",
"Grams: I think the problem is the very notion of having to make conversation.",
"Helen: Everything seems to be happening a little too late, doesn't it? I mean, why did Jen call me out here now? Why have we waited so long?",
"Grams: One thing I've learned is to regret the past is useless. You can't change it. Might as well live the rest of your life as pleasantly as possible.",
"Helen: Mom, you've gone soft.",
"Grams: Never.",
"Helen: No, it's nice. I think Jen's made you happy. She seems younger now than she did when she was in New York, running around like a grownup-- a toxic one, but a grownup, nonetheless. If she had stayed there, going the way she was going... she would have run right over me, mom.",
"Grams: Oh, Helen. It wasn't a magical transformation. She just needed a little patience and, um, no access to public transportation.",
"Helen: Hmm. Mm, it's funny. Now that she doesn't need me, kinda think that I need her. Not as much as I needed you, though. I could--I could never repay you.",
"Grams: Acts of love do not require repayment. I mean, what if I needed to call upon you and--and I needed your help, your support? You'd be there for me, wouldn't you?",
"Helen: How could you even ask that? You're my mother. Of course.",
"Grams: I guess you get to my age, you don't want to take these things for granted.",
"Helen: Mom, is everything ok? Is something wrong with Jennifer?",
"Grams: Jennifer? Oh, no. No, no, Helen, no, everything's fine. I'm just a little overwhelmed, I guess. Oh, uh, we need some more water. I'll just freshen up the pot.",
"[Grams goes into the kitchen where Jen is sitting and you can see the disappointment in their eyes]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. It is the middle of the day, and Pacey is sitting at the bar with a drink in hand and filling out an application, when Audrey and Jack come walking in. Audrey sees Pacey and decides to make their way over to join him.]",
"Audrey: [Gasps] Oh, my god. My ex-boyfriend is a day drinker. Life is clearly bleak without me.",
"Jack: I thought you said he worked for the man.",
"Audrey: Hmm. Lets go investigate, shall we?",
"Pacey: Hi.",
"Audrey: Hi.",
"Pacey: Hi. Ahh. So of all the bars in all the world you decide to stumble in here.",
"Audrey: Well, I am stalking you.",
"Pacey: Hey, Jack. How you doing?",
"Jack: Ah, you know, if this is the scene, not so good. I got to take a piss.",
"[Jack leaves them alone]",
"Pacey: So they told me you went away for a while.",
"Audrey: Let's not be awkward exes, Pacey. I was drying out in Malibu.",
"Pacey: Ok. Well, you look great, anyhow.",
"Audrey: Clean living, my friend. So, what happened to your job? I know you're not just taking a long lunch break. You're a little too hard-core for that.",
"Pacey: Well, I've been reassessing how I allocate my time.",
"Audrey: So you're drinking?",
"Pacey: I'm thinking about it.",
"Audrey: You're thinking about taking a tasty downward spiral? Oh, you'd better quit while you're ahead. You're not cut out for this.",
"Pacey: What are you talking about? I could spiral with the best of them. Speaking of... shouldn't you really avoid places like this?",
"Audrey: I, um, can't hide from my problems forever. It's kind of how I ended up in rehab in the first place, right?",
"Pacey: Well, that's brave of you. But you were always good like that.",
"Audrey: Yeah, well, I'll be your personal superhero, ok?",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"Audrey: Unless of course you want to spend the rest of your days hiding out in dives like this. What are you hiding from, Pacey?",
"Pacey: I'm hiding from the suit, because it's evil. Bad things happen when it's on. I allowed people to believe in me for a second, which was foolish, and now it's really coming back to bite them in the ass.",
"Audrey: You know what? This isn't you talking. This is your former self rearing its ugly head. Come on, Pacey. I know moments like these. One path is the harsh reality, and one path is the comfortably numb. But guess what? In the morning, when you're all sobered up, the problem's still gonna be there. Only, now it'll be like a big festering wound, and you'll just be the jerk who sat back and let it get worse.",
"Pacey: Well, thanks for not walking on eggshells around me.",
"[Scene: Dawson's bedroom. Joey is sitting awkwardly on the end of Dawson's bed, and Dawson is standing by the window.]",
"Dawson: It's weird, huh? This room used to be the official meeting place where we'd discuss what happened that day. And now it's just a film set, and I don't even know what happened this year.",
"Joey: Yeah. I was kind of hoping I could just climb up the ladder and... magically fill in all the lost time.",
"Dawson: How's that working for you?",
"Joey: Not so easy.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: Maybe I was gone for too long.",
"Dawson: Well, we'll piece it together between the two of us then, right? The lost year of Dawson and Joey.",
"Joey: It wasn't easy.",
"Dawson: What wasn't?",
"Joey: Not talking to you. Maybe it seemed like it was. And I guess it just... became routine, just another thing that I didn't do. Well, like shooting heroin or driving drunk.",
"Dawson: Wow, I'm up there with the dangerous activities.",
"Joey: Or casual s*x. Dawson, for so long, you were the only person in the whole world I wanted to be with. Then somehow you became my only one-night stand.",
"Dawson: I never meant for it to be like that.",
"Joey: I know. I know. Maybe being in this room makes it easier. Having it set up this way, you know, I'm so familiar, and... seems insane not to talk. And sometimes the hardest things to say are the things that... really matter.",
"Dawson: Hmm. Why do you think I've spent years trying to write an entire screenplay about you?",
"Joey: I read it in one sitting.",
"Dawson: Ok. I hope you don't think that I gave it to you so that you could just say all the obligatory nice things.",
"Joey: And why would I feel obligated?",
"Dawson: Exactly, because if I can't get an honest opinion from the girl who loathes me more than anyone else in the world, who can I trust, right?",
"Joey: You've always been this devilishly clever.",
"Dawson: Well... yeah. But... uh, I got--I got-- I wanted you to read it because... well, you're really the only person in the world who can tell me if I got it right this time.",
"Joey: You grew up, Dawson. You grew up. I always wanted to think that you were this hopeless dreamer and I was the adult that escaped. But I didn't escape anything, not really.",
"Dawson: Sure you did. You got out of Capeside. Wasn't that the original plan?",
"Joey: Couldn't escape myself, could I? You were right. So much of what I was fighting was growing up. And I figured out this past year that it's hard for me... to talk about s*x, to talk about... getting close with someone. And maybe... I'm not supposed to lose myself. Now it's not part of the plan. But then again, I never thought that losing you was part of the plan, either.",
"Dawson: I think sometimes... you have to lose somebody completely before you can figure out what they really mean to you. I missed you, Jo.",
"Joey: You got it right this time, Dawson. I missed us.",
"[They hold each other's hands and smile]",
"[Scene: Gram's Living room. Helen is sitting in the chair again across from Jack and CJ who are sitting in the couch, rather uncomfortably.]",
"Helen: So how did you and Jennifer meet?",
"Jack: Oh, no, I'm--I'm Jack, Mrs. Lindley.",
"Helen: Well, yes, I know that.",
"Jack: Yeah, well, t-this is, um, this is Jen's boyfriend here.",
"Helen: Oh, I'm sorry. You're not...",
"Jack: No no. I'm--I'm the gay one. Actually we, um-- we met a few years back. I guess you don't remember me.",
"Helen: Oh, right. That wasn't the best thanksgiving. Um, I was probably drunk.",
"Jack: Yeah. I know I was. That was a joke. I was just kidding.",
"Helen: Jen speaks very highly of you.",
"CJ: Well, apparently not very descriptive.",
"Helen: Well, you and jack are both so attractive, and I don't know what the gays look like these days.",
"CJ: Thank you?",
"Helen: Are you going to school in New York?",
"CJ: Yes, uh, leaving tomorrow actually.",
"Helen: Well, you'll have to call me. I know lots of young people who could take you out on the town. The parkers, who live downstairs from me, have 2 lovely daughters...",
"[Jen comes in carrying a tray of drinks]",
"Jen: Ok, mom, that's enough. My boyfriend doesn't need to be meeting anyone lovely. It not like we're breaking up or anything",
"CJ: Oh, good to know.",
"Helen: Well, I've only just figured out now which one is your boyfriend.",
"CJ: Well, that's because jack acts like a boyfriend.",
"Jack: Well, technically, technically, I am her boyfriend.",
"Jen: Technically, you're not my boyfriend. You don't sleep with me.",
"CJ: Is that the only difference between us?",
"Jen: Look, who's leaving me for higher learning tomorrow?",
"CJ: Hey, come on. You said you were happy for me.",
"Jen: I am, but don't begrudge me the only friend that I have left in your absence.",
"Helen: Jen, you were always so popular.",
"Jen: I know. That was called putting out, mom.",
"[Jack and CJ giggle. When the front door flies open and Uncle Bill comes walking in yelling for Grams. ]",
"Bill: Evie, you get your butt out here.",
"CJ: Uncle bill, what are you-- what are you",
"Bill: Hey, hey, cool it. I got some business with this skirt, and I'm not leaving till it's finished. Evie!",
"Helen: Do you know this man?",
"Jen: Yeah, he's C.J.'S uncle Bill. He--he and Grams had a thing.",
"Bill: A thing?",
"[Grams comes out of the kitchen.]",
"Grams: William, what are you doing here?",
"Bill: Now look, you just don't walk away from Bill Braxton and expect him to roll over like a dead dog. I've been doing some P.I. Work on you, and you know what I found out? You are full of malarkey.",
"Grams: Bill, this is neither the time or the place for this conversation.",
"Bill: That's half your problem right there. You keep wanting to compartmentalize everything in time and space, and you're making yourself sick, and that's why you have cancer, and you're eating yourself up.",
"[A shocked look crosses Helen and Jack's face.]",
"Helen: Mom... is this true?",
"Grams: Yes. Yes, Helen, it's-- it's true. Um... I--I certainly never intended for you to find it out this way.",
"Bill: Look, I don't wanna watch another woman... who I love, give up. Were you sent here on this earth to die alone with your knitting needles, or were you sent here to live a little?",
"Grams: You must have failed to notice that I am not alone.",
"Bill: Yes, I can see there are a bunch of people here who give a damn, and even though you spurned my advances, I give a damn, too.",
"Jen: Grams... aren't you gonna thank bill for doing your dirty work for ya?",
"Grams: [Scoffs] Thank you, Jennifer. I was just... about to do that.",
"Bill: You mean, nobody else knew?",
"Grams: No, bill, nobody else knew, which accounts for the shock on my daughter's face.",
"Jack: I--I--I gotta say, grams, I'm pretty shocked, too. Jen, what's up? You wanna tell me?",
"Grams: Jack, it was not Jennifer's responsibility to tell you. It was mine.",
"Jen: I'm sorry.",
"Helen: This is why you called me?",
"Jen: Yep. I--I don't know. Grams told me that she had breast cancer, and it--and it was just like the whole world melted away, but I had a thousand questions in my head of how am I going to take care of her and how much time do we have, and, bill, I think you're right. I mean, grams, you can't try and be a rock here, because it's--it's not making you any happier or any better, and it's not making your life any easier, so I--I just feel like the best thing for you to do right now is just to be around your family.",
"Helen: I'm so sorry. What can I do?",
"Jen: Well... actually, it's funny you should ask because I think that we have kind of an interesting opportunity here.",
"Grams: Opportunity for what?",
"Jen: To move to New York to live with mom. I don't even really wanna fight about it or discuss it. I just want it to be ok.",
"Grams: Oh, Helen, I--I-- I couldn't dream of... imposing",
"Jen: No, it's not. She lives 5 minutes away from the best hospital in the country. I don't see that there's any imposition in that.",
"Grams: But I--I--I",
"Helen: No. Mom, it's ok. She's right.",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson and Joey come walking down the stairs from Dawson's Bedroom, and are heading towards the front door.]",
"Joey: I didn't realize how late it had gotten.",
"Dawson: Yeah, when you came over here, you probably didn't expect to spend the whole afternoon talkin', huh?",
"Joey: Call it a nice surprise.",
"Dawson: Well, I've still got one big problem, though.",
"Joey: What's that?",
"Dawson: Same one I've always had, finding somebody to play you.",
"[They walk outside, and find Pacey standing outside, quietly waiting.]",
"Dawson: Pacey.",
"Joey: I didn't know you were home.",
"Pacey: Well, I wasn't really planning on making a trip, but I needed to talk to you for a second. Is that ok, Dawson?",
"Dawson: Yeah, of course. I, uh--I guess I'll see you tomorrow maybe?",
"Joey: Deal. All right.",
"Pacey: Actually, Jo, um... why don't you hang out for a second, 'cause you're gonna have to hear this sooner or later anyway.",
"Dawson: What's goin' on? Are you ok?",
"Pacey: Man, and we were just gettin' back to be friends, too. It's such a shame to ruin that.",
"Dawson: What are you talking about? What would ruin it?",
"Pacey: Money. Money would ruin it.",
"Dawson: W-what happened?",
"Pacey: It's gone. Your money's gone, my money's gone, some guy on long island's money is gone",
"Dawson: What--what do you mean gone? That was all the money that I had.",
"Pacey: I know it was, Dawson, and I honestly thought Stepatech was gonna take off, I swear to you.",
"Dawson: Right. Yeah, o-of course. Otherwise why would you blatantly ignore my request to sell the stock?",
"Pacey: Man, I was just tryin' to do the right thing.",
"Dawson: Ah, damn it, Pacey, this",
"[Joey is standing awkwardly in the middle of this looking back from one to the other with tears beginning to well up in her eyes]",
"Dawson: [Dawson sighs] You're always tryin' to do the right thing. You're always so eager to be the hero, you never quite see all the pieces of the puzzle.",
"Pacey: Dawson... you came to me with your dream because you thought I could help make something of it, and somehow this comes back yet again to the fact that I screwed you over?",
"Joey: Ok, you know what, you two? Let's just stick to the topic at hand. Ok, so we can just solve this problem by going inside and trying to get calm... and we'll talk about it.",
"Dawson: Joey, talking about this is not gonna solve anything.",
"Joey: What are you talking about?",
"Pacey: He means it's not about money. So fine then, let's just talk about what's really goin' on here.",
"Joey: You know what? I see no reason to drudge up baggage from the past just to fill in the moment, Pacey. I mean, let's remember something. This exchange between you and Dawson is purely a business exchange, and I think we need to remember to keep it at that.",
"Dawson: She's right. It is business between us, 'cause god knows we haven't been best friends in a long time, have we?",
"Pacey: No, we certainly have not.",
"Dawson: You wanna know why we're not friends, pace? It's not because of what happened with Joey, even though that turned my world upside down. It's because from that day forward, I realized that you hadn't been my friend for... maybe quite some time, 'cause the second you made us competitors",
"Pacey: That I made us competitors? No. No. Now--now you're rewriting history, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I remember when my best friend had a choice and chose to turn his back on me. If you'd ever stopped settin' us up against each other, you woulda realized that you and I are not that far apart.",
"Pacey: Ah, spare me the speech. You are not gonna convince me that our world's... are anything alike. You're just upset because I broke outta mine.",
"Dawson: Broke out of yours? How? By putting on a suit and slavin' away at something that doesn't even interest you? You made money. Congratulations. You impressed us all.",
"Pacey: How dare you. You know nothing about me, man. I was good at my job.",
"Dawson: Then why am I broke?",
"Pacey: Because that's life! I didn't make that choice! I have lost, literally, everything! What do you want from me, man? Does this make you happy, that you're back on top now? I mean, you always liked it better when you were in charge, so is this what you wanted? Does this make it all right?",
"Dawson: You don't wanna know me, pace. You wrote me off a long time ago.",
"Pacey: Really? Really? Back when we were the best of friends? When we were brothers? Was I just outta the house every time you tried to call me over the last 3 years?",
"Joey: Ok, can you guys just stop it? I can't stand here and listen to you guys do this anymore.",
"Pacey: I didn't mean to lose your money. I didn't know that that would happen. I'm sorry.",
"Dawson: Yeah, so am I. This-- this was just a big mistake from the beginning, I guess.",
"Pacey: Heh. Ok.",
"[Pacey walks away, and Dawson turns and goes back inside. Joeys just stands there and looks up into the sky and shakes her head]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Pier. Pacey is sitting on the end of it staring into the water, when Joey comes walking up to him and sits down next to it.]",
"Joey: You ok, Pace?",
"Pacey: You don't have to do this.",
"Joey: Do what?",
"Pacey: Sit out here with me. I know you'd rather be in the house with Dawson, so why do you just go and help him lick his wounds?",
"Joey: Things never change here, do they?",
"Pacey: No... because these are the roles we were destined to play.",
"Joey: No, Pace, these are the roles we chose to play. I mean, look at us, sitting out here on this dock in front of the same house we've been haunting for years. We're practically ghosts of our former selves, and honestly, I don't think anyone really remembers what they're mad about anymore.",
"Pacey: Mm, I wouldn't be so sure about that.",
"Joey: Pacey, if I wanted to go back into that house, I would've gone a long time ago. Don't you know me at all by now?",
"Pacey: Well, I don't want you sitting here feeling sorry for me.",
"Joey: I don't feel sorry for you. I feel for you, Pacey.",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"Joey: God, can't you ever tell the difference?",
"Pacey: I don't know. [Sighs] I don't know, because you and I have had a very confusing run of things. Especially lately.",
"Joey: [Scoffs] Ok. You know, and no matter how much I love you or how long I stay with you, you're only gonna remember the moments when I leave.",
"Pacey: Well, you gotta give me that much, because those are pretty much the most painful moments in my life.",
"Joey: That's because you ask for them, Pacey. I'm sorry. You do. Your whole life, you spend so much time expecting the worst that you don't even notice the moments when people are loving you, and, Pacey, people spend a lot of time loving you.",
"Pacey: Well... with all due respect, Jo, my best friend just walked away from me, but that's not even the worst of it. The worst thing is he hasn't even really known me for the last 3 years, so please, clarify that for me. How does that qualify me as a man with a support network?",
"Joey: Well, you have a person sitting right here, don't you? But of course, that's not enough. Not until you let it.",
"Pacey: In what world do I have you?",
"Joey: Look, just because I don't fit into that... place you want me to doesn't mean there's not a place for me, Pacey.",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"Joey: Does it?",
"Pacey: Joey, this isn't your fight, anyway.",
"Joey: You're right. You're right. It's not my fight because it's been over for a really long time, Pacey, [Sighs] And it is up to you to make it right.",
"Pacey: I don't know how to make it right.",
"Joey: Well, you're gonna have to figure it out. You know, that's the thing about ghosts. They say that... they don't leave until they're at peace with what they left undone.",
"[Scene: Grams living room. Jack is sitting alone on the couch, when Jen comes walking in to join him ]",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Jack: So... I guess any petty bickering about when you were gonna tell me is pretty much outta the question at this point?",
"Jen: Oh, please. You know I love bemoaning after the fact.",
"Jack: Jen, you just-- you gotta realize that, you know, you and Grams are pretty much all the family that I've got.",
"Jen: I know. Do you remember that time that I went over to your house after grams kicked me out?",
"Jack: Yeah, how could I forget? That's the day you became my hag.",
"Jen: No. No, we're family. It doesn't change.",
"[Grams comes walking in to join them on the couch.]",
"Grams: I will never forgive you two if you make me cry tonight.",
"Jack: Grams... I'm so sorry.",
"Grams: Jack... don't feel sorry for me. Just... believe in me, hmm? That's what I need.",
"Jack: Well, I promise that I will come and see the two of you every chance that I get.",
"Grams: Oh, that won't be necessary.",
"Jack: Ok.",
"Grams: Well, I mean, you don't honestly believe Jennifer and I are gonna leave you to your own questionable devices, do you?",
"Jack: What are you talking about?",
"Jen: What?",
"Grams: Well, my daughter simply rattling around that big house she got through the divorce, and I think we need a man around the house. I mean, you'll have to share a room with Jennifer",
"Jack: Ok, grams, come on. I mean, I--I--I just can't, you know, pick up and-- and leave this place. Come on, guys, I have stuff... going on, you know? And I mean, besides, what am I gonna do, mooch off the two of you for the rest of our lives?",
"Grams: Certainly not. You'll be earning your keep.",
"Jen: I mean, what's really keeping you here, jack?",
"Grams: Yes, what's really keeping you here, jack? Last I heard, bean town had no great hold on you.",
"Jen: You can be an apathetic student anywhere, and Boston Bay sucks.",
"Jack: Yeah, Boston Bay does suck. That's-- that's I way I said, you know, we shoulda-- we shoulda gone to new--New York.",
"Jen: There you go. You've been saying it all along.",
"Grams: Well?",
"Jen: Yeah, come on. This--this place doesn't appreciate your absolutely fabulous gayness.",
"Grams: What do you say?",
"Jack: What do I say? What--what do I say? Well, what do you say? You say, um... well, you say how I can I turn down living with 3 generations of crazies on the upper west side? That's what I say.",
"[Scene: Hell's Kitchen. Audrey and Jack Osborne are sitting at a table in front of the stage talking.]",
"[Laughing]",
"Jack: Ya ready for this?",
"Audrey: Yes. Ok, just don't mention anything weird about my childhood or anything, ok?",
"Jack: Come on, if I'm gonna sell you, I've gotta exploit you somehow.",
"Audrey: Just get up there.",
"Jack: Ok.",
"[Jack goes up to the stage and grabs the microphone]",
"Jack: So, next up... we have a girl who's near and dear to my heart or at least across from my bedroom window. If I had to be a woman, I'd be Audrey Liddell. She's the toughest blonde I know. Put your hands together.",
"Audrey: Oh, thank you.",
"[Audrey begins singing, and her singing becomes the voice over for the collage of scenes.]",
"[Collage of Scenes: Scene 1 Grams, Jen, Jack and Helen in the kitchen baking cookies. Scene 2 The end of Dawson's Pier. Pacey is there at the end staring off into the creek as the moonlight glitters off the surface, and he is deep in thought. He eventually gives up and turns and walks back to his car, and the camera pans up to Dawson's window and we can see the silhouette of Dawson standing near the window. Scene 3- Inside Dawson's Room. Dawson is standing there deep in though and mixture of hurt and anger crosses his face over and over. Scene 4 Outside the Potter B&B. WE see Dawson's script on the arm of a chair flipping through the pages in the wind. The camera pans over to Joey who is sitting in the chair and has obviously been going though it again, and has tears in her eyes as she looks out into the creek and into the night sky and to the script and back and forth. Fade to black.]"
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| Dawson's Creek | 06x21 | Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road | destinyros2005 |
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"Five years have passed and everyone is reunited in Capeside for a special wedding. Dawson has been living in Los Angeles producing his autobiographical television series The Creek and has never forgotten the love of his life, Joey. She is now a successful book editor living in New York City with her boyfriend, Chris, but comes home to realize she still loves her childhood sweethearts. Pacey is the owner of the new Ice House and still carries a torch for Joey, Jen is a single mom living with Grams in New York and managing an art gallery in SoHo, and Jack is a teacher at Capeside High and has fallen in love with Doug who is now the Sheriff of Capeside. Together all the secrets come out as tragedy and love becomes clear. With Jen in the hospital dying from a terminal heart condition, the gang tries not to be too sad about it. Dawson helps Jen make a video for her daughter, asking her to never stop loving and dreaming. Jen also asks Joey as her last wish to end the chasing and running and to finally pick between Pacey and Dawson. Joey tells Jen that she has always known who she is supposed to be with. Jack tells Jen that she's his soul mate and asks to raise baby Amy for her. Jen passes away and while mourning the death of their close friend, the gang has to move on. Doug tells Jack he's willing to spend his life with him and wants to help raise Amy. Joey breaks up with Chris over the phone while she tries to decide whom she will choose: Dawson or Pacey. After Jen's funeral, Pacey privately tells Joey that she's \"off the hook\"; despite his endless love for her, he can't hold her back any more despite them growing up together and relating to each other over their unhappy childhood and adolescence; Joey dealing with her mother's death from cancer and her father's imprisonment for drug trafficking, plus Pacey dealing with his outrageously immature and neglectful parents. But as much as Joey wanted, all her life, was to leave Capeside and travel the world, Pacey seems forever destined to be stuck there just like his alcoholic loser father and grandfather, etc. Before returning to New York, Joey sits with Dawson and confesses that even though they may never be together, he and she are soul mates and nothing should ever change that, but, in the end, she decides it is Pacey she wants to be with. In the final moments of the series, Dawson answers a phone call from Pacey and Joey who have just watched an episode of The Creek. Dawson tells them that he's meeting someone tomorrow and Pacey and Joey figure out it is Steven Spielberg, Dawson's idol. The episode ends when the camera lingers on a picture on Dawson's desk of him and his friends before cutting to a scene of them all walking down the beach from season one. In 2011, the whole two-part finale was ranked #16 on the TV Guide Network special, TV's Most Unforgettable Finales.[2]"
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"Series Finale (Part 1 of 2)",
"[Scene: A set dressed up like Dawson's Bedroom. Actors playing Colby and Sam are acting out a scene from Dawson's New TV show The Creek.]",
"Colby: Feelings and emotions have an inexplicable way of manifesting themselves in subconscious and not always se-aware behavior.",
"Sam: Verbal deconstruction of teen angst is really outdated, Colby. There's nothing going on between me and Petey. He's just a friend. Your best friend, I might add. I have no subconscious subliminal intentions towards him.",
"Colby: Just a friend, huh?",
"Sam: Yes. That's all. Period. End of sentence, dissertation, and postmodern diatribe. Now can we go to sleep?",
"Colby: So, is Petey a friend the same way you and I are just friends?",
"Sam: Yeah... of course.",
"Colby: That's what I was afraid of.",
"[They lie back down on the bed together, and lie together awkwardly. The camera pulls back from the TV and we see that Joey was watching the show on the couch with a tear in her eye. Another man comes over to her.]",
"Christopher: Thank god that's over.",
"Joey: Tread lightly, book boy.",
"Christopher: Watch this. This'll be fun.",
"[He grabs the remote and turns off the TV]",
"Joey: Hey!",
"Christopher: Ahh... back to intelligent life as we know it. Yeah, you know that show? It's like bad airplane food. You know, the teen hyperbole, it's hard on the stomach. And the writers must sit around with a thesaurus just seeking out 4-syllable ways to abuse the English language.",
"Joey: Well, I only watch it to torture you.",
"Christopher: Yeah? Well, it works. I mean, who talks like that Colby guy? He's like some mutant English professor, psychotherapist freak.",
"Joey: We can't all be brilliant literary snobs like yourself. You should read some of the crap I have to edit.",
"Christopher: You edit my stuff.",
"Joey: [Whispering] Except your stuff.",
"[They begin kissing and starting to make out on the couch, when Joey stops him.]",
"Joey: Ok, ok, ok, ok. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to finish this, and I have 2 more after that. Go write a book or something.",
"Christopher: I can't. That show has officially destroyed some very necessary brain cells.",
"Joey: [Sighs] Get over it. What is the big deal? So I like a teen soap. So what?",
"Christopher: The way it possesses you is what frightens me, honestly. Every Wednesday at 8:00, you enter this supernatural portal of teen angst.",
"Joey: I have an emotional connection to it you wouldn't understand.",
"Christopher: Will Sam and Colby ever get together? Will Sam choose Petey? Will Sam choose Colby? Find out next week as we continue to beat a dead dog all the way into syndication!",
"Joey: You know, I think subconsciously, you like the show just as much as I do.",
"Christopher: Spoken very much like the indecisive, noncommittal character of Sam.",
"Joey: How dare you?",
"[They begin kissing again when Joey stops again]",
"Joey: Do you really think I sound like her?",
"[Opening Credits]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Production Office for The Creek. Dawson and his assistant are walking quickly down one of the hallways, while his assistant is going through her notebook and reading things off for him.]",
"Dawson: We'll have to loop Colby's virgin speech in the third act. His mumbling out of control.",
"Assistant: And don't forget about the network notes. They did not clear \"m*st*rb*t*\" as acceptable dialogue.",
"Dawson: It's a clinical term.",
"Assistant: They suggested \"walking your dog.\"",
"Dawson: Walking your dog?",
"Assistant: He has no idea that his character's coming out of the closet. He's going to lose it.",
"Dawson: After lunch. I've gotta step in with the writers.",
"[Dawson goes into a meeting room where the writers are brainstorming.]",
"Man: They're soul mates. They have to end up together.",
"Second man: Ah, but not in the first season. You got nowhere to go after that.",
"Dawson: What are we talkin' about?",
"Man: The perpetual dilemma, Dawson. Does Sam hook up with feisty Petey or soul mate Colby in the season cliffhanger?",
"Woman: If she chooses Petey, it will break convention and surprise the audience.",
"Man: Surprise, not satisfy. Colby is Sam's soul mate. It's destiny.",
"Second man: This show is about twisting the convention, right? Let's break this notion of destiny and fate. Dawson, what do you think?",
"Dawson: I think you guys are onto something.",
"[Dawson grabs his stuff and leaves them to continue bickering. He joins his Assistant who is finishing a phone call.]",
"Assistant: Look, I've gotta go. Here he comes. I picked up your suit for the wedding. It's hanging on the back of your door. And don't forget that the car is going to come and pick you up for the airport tomorrow at noon.",
"Dawson: Right.",
"Assistant: And Rebecca called to confirm dinner.",
"Dawson: Postpone it. Again. And don't give me that look.",
"Assistant: What look?",
"Dawson: For the record, I'm a nice guy. I'm just... late for editing.",
"Assistant: [Sighs]",
"[Scene: A road on the outskirts of Capeside. Jack is driving down the road listening to the radio, when her hears a siren and looks back to see a cop car behind him. HE pulls over and the cop car stops behind him. Doug gets out of the car and walks up to Jack's door.]",
"Doug: Looks like somebody's in quite the hurry this morning.",
"Jack: Sheriff Doug, hey, look, I'm sorry. I'm late and I'm trying to get to class.",
"Doug: Well, I have no choice but to issue you a citation for doing 40 in a 25.",
"Jack: Look, I already have all these points against my license. You think maybe there's something I could do to...get you to look the other way.",
"Doug: May I remind you, Mr. McPhee, that attempting to bribe a public official is a serious offense?",
"Jack: Uh, you know, I was just hoping that maybe, um... I could appeal to your greater sense of compassion?",
"[Doug leans in and kisses him]",
"Doug: All right. Just this once, I'll let you go with a warning.",
"Jack: Thanks, honey.",
"Doug: No, no, never, never call me honey.",
"Jack: Dude, it's a deserted road. Chill.",
"Doug: Don't call me dude, either.",
"Jack: All right, tonight? Dinner later?",
"Doug: Yeah. I'll cook. My place.",
"Jack: Great. I'll bring the handcuffs. Kidding.",
"Doug: [Clears throat]",
"Jack: I'll see you.",
"Doug: Yeah, I'll see you. Jack... slow down.",
"Jack: You got it.",
"Doug: All right.",
"[Engine starts]",
"[Scene: Outside the new Icehouse Restaurant. One of the bus boys is cleaning up when Pacey comes over to give him a hand.]",
"Cory: I got that, Mr. Witter. You're the boss, remember?",
"Pacey: I'm just trying to lend a hand. The rush today was crazy.",
"Cory: Ka-ching. That's a good thing.",
"Pacey: Yeah, 6 months and going strong. No complaints, right?",
"[Pacey turns to see a woman standing by the bar, and she turns and sees him.]",
"Woman: Oh, Pacey, there you are. I've got your new menu designs along with all your revisions.",
"Pacey: Excellent. I've been meaning to take a look at those. Hey, Cory, I'll be in my office if anybody's looking for me, ok?",
"Cory: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Shall we?",
"[Cut to inside Pacey's office and the two of them are inside, when Pacey closes the door and they begins making out.]",
"Pacey: We're gonna have to find a new pretense to meet. This is...the third time I've had to review the menu design.",
"Woman: I'm sure no one suspects a thing.",
"Pacey: I'm not exactly the most invisible guy in Capeside these days. I'm sure somebody's starting to suspect.",
"Woman: As long as it's not my husband.",
"[Scene: Jack's High School English Class. A student is reading some poetry from a book uncomfortable in front of the entire class while Jack is sitting in one of the desks towards the back.]",
"Hampton: \"We two boys together clinging... \"one the other, never leaving... \"up and down, the roads going north and south excursions making...\"",
"Jack: Mr. Hampton... is there a problem?",
"Hampton: Do I have to keep reading?",
"Jack: Well, the poem's not finished.",
"Hampton: No, offense, Mr. McPhee, but this is a poem by a guy about another guy. It's, like, a gay poem.",
"[Students laugh]",
"Jack: I wasn't aware that poems had sexual orientation.",
"[Students laugh]",
"Jack: See, this gay poem and others like it actually got Whitman fired from his job. See, he was an outcast most of his life. But he didn't care. He loved his country. He loved the freedom that it stood for, and he celebrated the American spirit every chance that he got. And here we are 150 years later, and we're still laughing at him.",
"[The bell rings and Jack looks to the door and sees Jen standing in the door way waiting for the class to leave.]",
"Jack: Your assignment for this weekend is to find a way to say, through the conventions of poetry, what you are afraid to say. I want you guys to write about something that you're scared of. We're gonna read these things out loud on Monday to each other, so I would hope that you give the same courtesy to each other that you did not give to Mr. Whitman today. Have a good weekend.",
"[Everyone leaves, and Jen walks in pushing a baby carriage.]",
"Jack: Hey, hey, hey.",
"Jen: Hi.",
"Jack: Oh, let me see my goddaughter. Hey, gorgeous.",
"[Jack leans down and looks into the carriage.]",
"Jack: Oh, my god. [Laughs] She's beautiful. So are you.",
"[They hug]",
"Jen: Hi, sweetheart.",
"Jack: God, it's good to see you.",
"Jen: You, too. Mmm...",
"Jack: ah, too long.",
"Jen: So I just caught some of your act. Looks like Capeside finally hired a good teacher.",
"Jack: Good teachers are just traumatized students trying to erase whatever went wrong with their own high school experience.",
"Jen: Do you think that you could erase my memories while you're at it?",
"Jack: That would be a lifetime in a nunnery.",
"Jen: So, what's on your agenda tonight, huh?",
"Jack: Well, I gotta have dinner with the sheriff, but if you want to catch a drink later?",
"Jen: Yeah, sure. Gosh, 6 months in, you two are already an old married couple, huh?",
"Jack: Yes, but with the added element of pretending we don't know each other every time we pass on the street.",
"Jen: Oh, still?",
"Jack: Yeah, what can I say? He's a paranoid, closeted freak... but he's my paranoid, closeted freak. You staying at the Potter B&B?",
"Jen: Mm-hmm. I'll be there, awaiting your phone call.",
"Jack: All right, let's get out of here before you make me late for my next class.",
"Jen: Ok, sorry.",
"Jack: It's good to see you.",
"[Scene: Dawson's House. Dawson walks into the house carrying his bags, and looks around remembering a lot. When Gale comes running and gives him a huge hug.]",
"Gale: Ah! You're here! Yay! Ha ha ha! Oh, look at you. You get handsome every time I see you.",
"Dawson: Mom, I look terrible. I've aged 10 years in the past 9 months.",
"Gale: Well, you wear it well. So, how was your flight?",
"Dawson: Oh, it was ok. I've got 5 scenes to write by tomorrow, and the season finale shoots in a week, I still don't have an ending. But...other than that...",
"Gale: I'm just so glad you're here.",
"Dawson: And miss my mom's wedding? Not a chance. Not a chance.",
"[Lilly comes running down the stairs and gives Dawson another hug]",
"Lily: Dawson!",
"Dawson: Lily. Hey, hey, hey, you got tall!",
"Dawson, I just got Annie Hall on DVD. Wanna watch it with me?",
"Dawson: Sure. Go set it up.",
"[Lilly runs off]",
"Dawson: Annie hall?",
"[Cut to upstairs in Dawson's room. Dawson looks around and sees a Director's chair with his name on it and a poster of his show on the wall]",
"Dawson: Hmm.",
"[He puts down his bags and looks around and picks up a picture of him and Joey happy together.]",
"[Scene: The Ice House. Pacey walks over to one of the tables and stops to talk to the people sitting there.]",
"Pacey: Greg. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you while you guys are eating, but thanks for coming back. It's good to see you.",
"[Pacey looks up to see Joey come walking up to the Place. She doesn't see him and she stops one of the waiter.]",
"Joey: Excuse me. I'm looking for Pacey Witter.",
"[Pacey runs up from behind Joey and grabs her and picks her up in a bear hug]",
"Pacey: Joey potter! As I live and breathe! Hi!",
"Joey: Oh!",
"Pacey: Good god, woman, you're heavy!",
"Joey: Watch it, Witter.",
"Pacey: I'm just kidding. They told me you weren't gonna be able to make it.",
"Joey: Uh...long story.",
"Pacey: Everybody! This is Josephine Potter, official talent alumni and quality Capeside stock, so what do you say we give her a nice warm welcome home, huh?",
"[Cheering]",
"Joey: Pacey, is this all yours?",
"Pacey: Mine, the bank's, several family members. You hungry?",
"Joey: I'm starving.",
"Pacey: Look at you. I gotta give you another hug. God, it's good to see you!",
"Joey: Good to see you.",
"Pacey: It has been way too long, Jo.",
"[They hug, and as they pull apart we see that Dawson is just walking up and sees them.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"[There is some Love triangle feelings again]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Ice House. Later that evening. All of the gang have met up at the Ice house and are all sitting around a large table joking and reminiscing together]",
"[Jack and Jen come walking up to join]",
"Jack: Hey, hey, hey, hey!",
"Pacey: Hey! Hey, girl!",
"[Jen and Pacey hug]",
"Pacey: Hey, pretty mama!",
"Jack: Ah, come here!",
"Dawson: What's up?!",
"Pacey: God, it's good to see you, man!",
"Jen: How are you?!",
"Jack: Good. I'm great.",
"Joey: Handsome!",
"Pacey: Ok, in honor of this momentous occasion, open bar for everyone!",
"[Pacey goes quickly into the bar and Jen and Joey follow.]",
"Jack: Give it up! What's up, buddy?",
"[Dawson and Jack hug and then join them]",
"[Cut to later around the table]",
"Joey: Do you remember that time I painted you in the nude?",
"Jen: Oh, you got excited and you sprouted",
"Jack: Oh, whoa, hey, hey!",
"Joey: A little bit more than I bargained for.",
"Jack: Whatever. It's all good. It wasn't meant to be. Besides, Dawson probably would eventually kill me for taking his only soul mate, right?",
"[All of the members of ht triangle have a small uncomfortable giggle at this]",
"Jack: Hey, what's up with Audrey, anyway? Anybody talk to her lately?",
"Joey: Audrey's singing backup for John Mayer. She's touring Europe, and she's got some boyfriend she calls the anti-Pacey. He's totally boring and... really sweet or something.",
"Pacey: And \"really sweet,\" as opposed to the actual Pacey? And that from my ex-girlfriend, no less.",
"Joey: Pacey...thank you so much for reopening this place. I did not know how much I missed it.",
"Pacey: Maybe if your daddy hadn't burned it down in the first place, it'd still be yours",
"Joey: Ohh, nice, Pacey. Nice.",
"Dawson: I couldn't write this stuff if I tried.",
"Joey: How long has it been?",
"Pacey: Not long enough, apparently.",
"Jen: Oh Dawson... remember when I de-virginized you?",
"Pacey: What?!",
"Jack: Ok. Uh, yeah, on that note, maybe we should, uh, depart.",
"Pacey: What do you mean? You can't leave now. We're just getting to the good stuff.",
"Jack: Yeah, I'm afraid she's gonna divulge a little too much info.",
"Jen: Oh, my goodness.",
"Jack: Here, I'll give you a ride.",
"[He picks Jen up and flings her onto his shoulder]",
"Jen: I'm sorry. Oh, no!",
"Jack: We're out.",
"Jen: Hey, guys, remember the time when my boyfriend knocked me up and left me to raise a baby on my own?",
"[Awkward silence]",
"Jack: Ok, see you at the wedding.",
"Jen: Wait, stop. One more thing. Oh, god, you guys are the best friends I've ever had in my life. I love you so much. That is all. Good night.",
"Jack: We'll see you.",
"Pacey: Good night.",
"Joey: Good night.",
"Pacey: And on that note, get the hell out of my restaurant. I gotta clean up.",
"[Joey and Dawson get up to leave.]",
"Pacey: You guys need a ride?",
"Joey: I'm gonna walk.",
"Dawson: I can drive you.",
"Joey: That's ok. It's right down the block. It'll sober me up.",
"Dawson: All right.",
"Joey: Good night, Dawson.",
"[They hug]",
"Joey: Pace, thank you.",
"[Joey hugs Pacey]",
"Pacey: A pleasure, as always, darlin'. Walk safe.",
"Joey: I will. Bye, boys.",
"[Joey leaves, and Dawson gives Pacey a hand cleaning up all the beer bottles on the table]",
"Pacey: My god, that woman's amazing.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Pacey: Man, that girl you cast on your show cannot hold a candle to her.",
"Dawson: I know. I did nail Petey, though. That's perfect casting.",
"Pacey: Yeah, well, he does have the certain requisite roguish charm, I guess.",
"Dawson: Whew. Man... a lot's changed. You've changed.",
"Pacey: Yeah, well, life happens. So, are you happy? You know, with everything that's happened, you happy?",
"Dawson: The stock answer's a resounding yes. Anything else, I'd sound like a whiny Hollywood brat, right?",
"Pacey: Yeah, but right now you're talking to me.",
"Dawson: To be honest with you, I haven't given it much thought. You?",
"Pacey: Heh. Uh... oh, you know me. I'd be miserable if I was happy. You don't have to help me do this. It's my job, remember? It's good to see you, Dawson",
"[They hug].",
"Dawson: You, too.",
"Pacey: I'll see you tomorrow at the wedding.",
"Dawson: All right. Welcome home.",
"[Scene: Potter B&B. Jack is changing Amy's diaper when Jen comes into the room and is taking a couple of pills. ]",
"Jack: The last time I checked, this was not on the list of godparent job requirements.",
"Amy: [Crying]",
"Jack: That's ok, that's ok.",
"Jen: You're doing just fine.",
"Jack: Is she always this sad naked?",
"[Jack puts the wipes away and finds a pill bottle]",
"Jack: What's this?",
"Jen: Oh, they're grams'. I just keep it on hand in case she forgets it.",
"Jack: I didn't know she was still on painkillers. She looks like she's in good health.",
"Jen: Looks can be deceiving that way.",
"Jack: Oh, it's ok, it's ok. There you go.",
"[He hands Amy to Jen]",
"Jen: Mmm...",
"Jack: you ever wonder if you could survive without her? Think you could really do this alone?",
"Jen: I used to think I couldn't, but, uh, really, I don't feel that way anymore. It's really wonderful-- parenting. I mean, I can't program my Tivo, but I can take care of a child.",
"Jack: You've changed the most. Out of all of us.",
"Jen: If I have, it's not because of me. Amy changed me. I mean, I'm just along for the ride.",
"Jack: [Sighs] What am I doing here? I mean, what sane gay man of this era goes back to a suburb?",
"Jen: Jack... I don't think this is about Capeside. I think you're... you're frustrated with Doug.",
"Jack: I know. I mean, I feel like I'm back in the closet, Jen. Although this time it's not in my closet.",
"Jen: Well, you have to give him some time.",
"Jack: Why should I? I mean, come on, it's not my fault my boyfriend lives back in the stone age.",
"Jen: I know but he's so scared.",
"Jack: What's there to be scared of?",
"Jen: Of what's real. It terrifies us. All of us. And you say that I've changed. And you're right. But, I mean, I went kicking and screaming. And if you think that anything of any value in this world comes at an easier price, you're wrong.",
"Jack: Your wise, sage superpowers have increased with motherhood. I think I might have to buy you a cape pretty soon.",
"Jen: You can be my sidekick, hmm? My boy wonder.",
"Jack: Anytime.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Room. Dawson is sitting at his desk, and staring at his laptop computer screen, but cannot figure out what he wants to type. He is startled by a sound coming from outside the window and he grabs his laptop ready to use it to hit whatever comes through the window and it is Joey who falls to the floor while trying to climb through the window.]",
"Joey: Oh! Ow! Ow.",
"Dawson: You scared the hell out of me.",
"Joey: That's not as easy as it once was. I think I might have broken something.",
"Dawson: What are you doing here?",
"Joey: Well, I was, um... walking to the B&B, and I just decided to keep walking. I haven't been home for so long and... did you know they put up a McDonald's on Hudson? We've officially been invaded, Dawson. We are one Old Navy away from being destroyed.",
"Dawson: Are you ok?",
"Joey: Oh, yeah. I'm fine. So, I, um... I kept walking, and then... it was too late to ring the bell, and I saw the light on, so I thought, why not? Were you sleeping? Because I can leave.",
"Dawson: No, no. I'm glad you're here. We didn't really get much alone time tonight. There's so much I want to know about you and New York and... everything.",
"Joey: Ow. That did hurt. [Laughing]",
"[Scene: Outside the Ice House. Pacey is locking up as the rest of the Employees have just left the building. ]",
"Guy: See you later, boss.",
"Pacey: Good night, guys.",
"Woman: Good night.",
"[He locks the door and turns to see a guy standing there]",
"Pacey: I'm sorry, we're all closed up for the night.",
"Man: Oh. I'm guessing you know why I'm here.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Well, it's a long shot, but... sleeping with your wife, maybe? Ok, well, I'll make it easy on you. I deserve it. Do your worst.",
"[Pacey turns to see two other guys walk up, and they are both rather large men.]",
"Pacey: Heh heh. Oh, now, look. I've been drinking a bit tonight, so you could probably take me out all by yourself.",
"Man: Yeah, what's the fun in that?",
"Pacey: [Sighs]",
"[Pacey hits the first guy, and tries to run when the other two grab him, and the three of them begin beating him up.]",
"[Scene: Dawson's Bedroom. Dawson and Joey are still there sitting down on his bed and talking to one another about how they have been spending the past few years.]",
"Joey: Well, I met Christopher when I was assigned to proof his book. This was before I got promoted to junior editor.",
"Dawson: Ok.",
"Joey: And we bickered and argued so much, so we naturally started dating, and we've been fighting ever since.",
"Dawson: Is it serious?",
"Joey: Um... well, we're-- we're definitely... at that moment when it either is or isn't. I don't know what's gonna happen. What about you? Anything going on in L.A.?",
"Dawson: [Sighs] I'm absolutely, 100%, intensely committed to my show... and nothing else.",
"Joey: Well... that's today. It's not always gonna be like that, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I... I'm not complaining. But... sometimes I feel like... what am I doing? You know, I wanted to be Spielberg.",
"Joey: Dreams aren't perfect, Dawson. They come true, not free.",
"Dawson: Nicely put.",
"Joey: Someone famous said it.",
"Dawson: Hmm. I'm just so tired.",
"Joey: I'll go. I'll let you get some sleep.",
"Dawson: No, no. I meant just tired...in general.",
"Joey: Well, I should go anyway. It's late. We have a wedding tomorrow.",
"Dawson: All right. I'll drive you.",
"[He stands up and lets out a huge yawn]",
"Dawson: [Yawning] On second thought, no, I won't. Go to sleep.",
"Joey: What?",
"Dawson: You know the drill. That's your side, that's mine. Lie down and go to sleep.",
"Joey: Are you kidding me? Dawson, I can't.",
"Dawson: Hey, you already climbed through the window. It's only fitting, wouldn't you say? No one's pining away for each other or masking their feelings. So, just sleep for sleep's sake.",
"Joey: Works for me. We are adults.",
"[They get in bed and try to get to their positions]",
"Joey: Good night, Dawson.",
"Dawson: Good night, Joey.",
"[The camera pulls away and we see them both laying there awkwardly together]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: A wedding outside. Dawson and Joey are standing as bride and groom in front of the preacher giving their vows.]",
"Joey: We've been through so much, Dawson. So many good times and bad. When I loved you, you loved Jen. And when you loved me, I needed to be on my own. So I left you for Jack, and then he realized he was gay.",
"Dawson: And then I convinced you to turn your dad in for trafficking cocaine, and...you said you'd never speak to me again.",
"Joey: But I did. I offered myself to you at that party after you crashed your dad's boat.",
"Dawson: And I refused... for some reason. And so you fell for Pacey.",
"Joey: And years passed... until finally here we are... saying, \"I do.\" The way it should be... the only way it can be for star-crossed, ill-fated soul mates. So, I do.",
"Dawson: I do, too.",
"[They leaning and kiss and everyone applauds. The camera pulls back from the kiss and we wee Sam and Colby there instead of Joey and Dawson.]",
"Dawson: Cut!",
"[Dawson sits up in his bed waking up form the dream. He looks over at the pillow next to him, and there is a note from Joey. See You Later, Joey]",
"[Scene: Outside along the waterfront. Doug and Jack are jogging together and are coming up to their place, and they begins to walk together to cool off before going inside]",
"Doug: Hey, I booked us a room for next weekend at Stonybrook lodge. You know, I figured we could do a little hiking, some mountain biking, and, you know, other various activities. Don't look so excited.",
"Jack: I--I mean, you know, do you think that's what we need right now, another weekend away from Capeside?",
"Doug: Oh, I'm sorry I made the mistake of planning something nice for us.",
"Jack: No, I appreciate it. I do. You know, it's just, I'd like it a little bit better if we were hanging out here.",
"Doug: Look, you knew when we started seeing each other that I wasn't ready for all of Capeside to know my business.",
"Jack: Doug, that was 6 months ago. You know, we do live in a post Will & Grace world. I mean, do you really think people still care who you sleep with?",
"Doug: Yeah. Yeah, I do.",
"Jack: Why do you even care what anybody thinks, anyway? I mean, your family knows. They have no problem with it. Pacey, he couldn't be happier.",
"Doug: That's because Pacey gets the last laugh.",
"Jack: No, it's because Pacey loves you, and so do I. Doug, this really sucks that we have to go through this. I mean, how many weekends away are we gonna have to go on before we can be together like a normal couple? It's like we're having some kind of affair, yet neither one of us are even married.",
"Doug: Not all of us were fags at 15, Jack. It's not so easy for some of us.",
"Jack: I--I can't even believe you just said that.",
"Doug: I'm--I'm sorry. I didn't",
"Jack: No, you're not. You know what the difference is between you and me, Doug? You were a fag at 15. You just haven't stopped hating yourself for it.",
"[Scene: The reception after Gale's wedding. Gale and her new husband are cutting the wedding cake. Dawson goes up to her and gives her a hug after she cuts the first slice. ]",
"Dawson: I'm so happy for you. And dad would be, too.",
"Gale: Thanks, honey.",
"[Cut to later. Pacey walking along, and sees the married woman, and she turns and sees him and mouths You and me later to him. He walks on, and sees Jen and goes over to her, and she is taking another couple of pills.]",
"Pacey: Hey...",
"Jen: Oop!",
"Pacey: What you taking?",
"Jen: Oh, you caught me. I'm medicating. I'm an anxiety-ridden mother. They help.",
"[He hands her his wine so she can wash down the pill]",
"Jen: Thank you.",
"Pacey: You, uh...mind sharing? 'Cause I could really use it today.",
"[He takes off his sunglasses to show the nice shiner he has]",
"Jen: Oh, no.",
"Pacey: Oh, yes.",
"[HE looks over and sees the woman who is looking over at him still]",
"Pacey: Oh...",
"[Cut to later and Pacey and Joey are dancing together.]",
"Joey: So, are you gonna tell me how you got that shiner, or am I gonna have to assume that you beat up the priest before the ceremony?",
"Pacey: Let's just say that mistakes were made.",
"Joey: What's going on, Pace?",
"Pacey: What's going on? What's going on is that I forget how much fun I have when I'm with you, and it's really, really nice to be reminded.",
"[Jen and Dawson who are dancing together come over to join them]",
"Jen: Hey. Let's switch. Dawson won't let me lead.",
"Pacey: Ok.",
"[The switch partners]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: You left in a hurry this morning.",
"Joey: Yeah. Well, I had to get ready. Plus you were snoring, plus... the whole deja vu thing was kind of hard to take. I mean, it was kind of like an acid flashback without all the colors and stuff. I mean, I guess. Not like I've actually ever done acid.",
"Dawson: I'm glad you're nervous, too.",
"Joey: What do you mean?",
"Dawson: You ramble when you're nervous.",
"Joey: Is this \"rag on Joey Potter day\"?",
"Dawson: I like that you ramble when you're nervous. I like that I know that you ramble when you're nervous. I like that I still make you nervous.",
"[Jen and Pacey come over again]",
"Jen: [Laughing] Pacey's stepping on my toes. Will you take him back, please?",
"[They trade partners again]",
"Pacey: It's a conspiracy. New shoes, I think.",
"Joey: New shoes.",
"Pacey: Must be the new shoes.",
"[Joey and Pacey dance together and Joey notices the woman staring at Pacey.]",
"Joey: Ahem. Pacey, I think we may have an audience.",
"Pacey: Oh, boy...",
"Joey: Nice to see some things never change. Still breaking hearts?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Her heart, my jaw.",
"Joey: It's all starting to make sense.",
"Pacey: Do you want to help me out here?",
"Joey: How?",
"[He dips her and gives her a deep kiss.]",
"Pacey: Thanks.",
"[The woman storms off. Jen and Dawson are dancing together when Jen collapses to the ground, out cold.]",
"Dawson: Whoa, whoa, Jen! We were dancing. She just collapsed.",
"Jack: Jen!",
"Grams: My god. Somebody get her bag. She needs her pills.",
"Pacey: I just saw her take one.",
"Grams: Oh. Dear lord, this should not be happening.",
"Jack: What's going on?",
"Grams: Hurry up, get an ambulance.",
"Dawson: Ok. What's wrong with her?",
"Grams: For god's sake, hurry up. She needs to go to the hospital now!",
"Jack: Grams, what the hell is going on?",
"Grams: She is sick.",
"Jack: What do you mean, sick? She was fine.",
"Grams: She's not fine. She's very sick. It's her heart. Oh, dear god. My baby Jen. Oh, Jen. Ooh.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The hospital waiting room. Dawson is pacing worriedly as the rest are sitting in their chairs uncomfortably. While the doctors are in looking at Jen, and she is still unconscious.]",
"Dawson: It's been hours. Why won't they talk to us?",
"[He finally takes a seat with the rest of them]",
"Dawson: What's going on?",
"Grams: Well, they're monitoring her. Her vitals have been compromised. And, uh, they need to confer with her New York doctors before they can tell us anything.",
"Joey: What's wrong with her? You know, don't you?",
"Grams: It's a small problem, really. It's--it's been there all along. We just didn't notice it until the pregnancy. There's an abnormality in her heart, which is why she fainted. It's nothing serious, really. I mean, she'll be more embarrassed than anything else when she wakes up.",
"Joey: Really?",
"Grams: Yes, really.",
"[The doctor comes over]",
"Doctor: Excuse me Mrs. Ryan.",
"[Grams goes over to talk to the doctor]",
"Joey: Jack, did you know anything about this?",
"Jack: No.",
"Pacey: What is a heart abnormality? Is that like a murmur or something? 'Cause I don't mean to be an alarmist, but that sounds serious to me.",
"[Grams comes back to talk to them.]",
"Grams: All right. She's stable. She fainted from a palpitation caused by her medication. We won't know anything more for now. Um, so there's nothing much else to be done... at the moment. Look, I really think you should all just go home and rest. It's been...dramatic, and I--I... please, just-- just go now.",
"Dawson: Is she gonna be ok?",
"Grams: Of course she's gonna be all right. Her mother's in Europe. I, uh... I really need to-- to call and... excuse me.",
"[Scene: Pacey's Car. Pacey is driving Dawson and Joey back to their places. Dawson is in the front seat and Joey is in the back.]",
"Joey: I'm worried. This isn't good.",
"Dawson: She's gonna be fine. Right? I mean, we don't know anything. Let's not jump to conclusions.",
"Pacey: Yeah. And she's young. She's healthy.",
"Dawson: Best thing we can do is just be ourselves-- carry on in our typical, usual, distracting...",
"Pacey: Sordid love triangle ways.",
"Dawson: [Laughs] Leave it up to you to say the most inappropriate thing possible.",
"Pacey: Aw, I'm always dependable, my friend.",
"Joey: So very not funny.",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Joey: Hi, Christopher.",
"Dawson: And the triangle becomes a square.",
"Pacey: Well put.",
"[Scene: The hospital. Jack is pacing in the hallway outside Jen's room. He notices, Grams and the doctor come out of the room, and begins to make his way over to them. She is crying, and he gives her a hug to comfort her. We cut to inside Jen's room. She is now conscious and Jack comes into her room to join her]",
"Jen: Hey, you.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Jen: What are you doing here? It's late. Doesn't this hospital have visitation hours?",
"Jack: I, uh... flirted with a nurse. I can be quite charming when I want to be.",
"Jen: What happens when she finds out you're gay?",
"Jack: It's a male nurse.",
"Jen: Cute?",
"Jack: Look, Jen... I would love nothing more than to engage in our patented, meaningless, good-humored Jack-Jen fag-hag banter, but... first I was kinda wondering, I mean, since you're lying here in this hospital bed and you're hooked up to all these machines... how come? How come you didn't tell me, 'cause I thought I was your best friend?",
"Jen: Because I didn't want you to be worried. I was already worrying enough. Because I thought that if I pretended it didn't exist, it would just go away. Because I like it. I like our... patented, meaningless fag-hag banter, and 'cause I was scared if I said it out loud, it would be true, because I was just-- I was just scared. 'Cause I was an idiot.",
"Jack: You are an idiot. I--I could've handled it. I could've helped you handle it.",
"Jen: Well, you will help me handle it. I need you.",
"Jack: Jen, straight up. How bad is it?",
"Jen: Decreased left ventricular-systolic function. It's a whole blood-not-pumping-right to my heart. And it's causing a lot of problems in my lungs. It's called pulmonary congestion.",
"Jack: All right, so what do we do about it? I mean, what, surgery? Treatment? What?",
"Jen: Nothing. I have been doing everything. And at first, the odds were good. But... you know me and odds.",
"Jack: Jen, there's gotta be something we can do. I mean, what about a specialist?",
"Jen: I've been there, repeatedly. I'm so sorry laying this all on you like this. I really thought that I'd make it to Capeside and back in one piece. Yeah. Yeah. Been trying to get ok with this, but I can't do it alone anymore. 'Cause I am gonna die, Jack. And like everything else in my life, I don't really know how to do that. But I'd like to not screw up. I'd like it to be something that I get right for once.",
"Jack: I'm here. I will do anything that you want me to do.",
"Jen: Right now... I want you to get in bed with me and tell me all about this cute nurse and make me forget everything that I just told you.",
"Jack: Yeah.",
"Jen: Come here. Yeah. Come here. It's ok. Now tell.",
"Jack: [Crying] His name's Max.",
"Jen: Mm... I like max.",
"Jack: He has a goatee.",
"Jen: Hmm. We could work on that.",
"[Scene: A montage of scenes before the commercial. First Pacey sitting along drinking a beer outside his restaurant, when he sees Jack come walking up, and they hug as Jack tells Pacey. Cut to the Potter B&B. Joey is sitting with her head on Jack's shoulder and Bessie is sitting with them on the couch as he tells them about Jen. Cut to Dawson hanging up the phone after Jack has told him. Gale and Lily are standing in the next room looking reassuringly at him. Cut to a Jen, Grams and Amy sitting together in the hospital bed. Cut to Dawson opening his door to find Joey outside. They silently grab one another in a deep heart felt hug, and never release one another. Camera fade to black.]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x23 | All Good Things... | destinyros2005 |
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"The gang rallies around one of their own as they face a major health concern."
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"Series Finale (Part 2 of 2)",
"[Scene: The hallway outside Jen's Hospital room. Jack comes out to join Pacey, Joey, Dawson and Grams. They are all worriedly pacing and waiting.]",
"Jack: Ok, here's the deal. She knows that you know, but she's got a few requests. No maudlin soap opera theatrics. She wants the room drama-free and full of laughter. No tears. In fact, she's instructed me to bar anyone from the hospital that cries.",
"Joey: I can't promise that.",
"Dawson: Who could?",
"Jack: Then you leave. Jen's rules.",
"Grams: It's what she wants, children. Just do the best you can.",
"Dawson: Do we all go in together?",
"Jack: Uh, not at first. I think we should ease into this. So why don't we try one at a time?",
"Joey: This isn't happening. I can't believe this is happening.",
"Jack: Who wants to go first?",
"[No body jumps at the opportunity, and finally Pacey speaks up.]",
"Pacey: [Chuckles] Send in the clown, huh?",
"[Scene: Jen's Hospital room. Pacey knocks on the door and pokes his head inside and sees Jen sitting up on the bed. He goes in and walks over to the bed.]",
"[Knock on door]",
"Jen: So. So they sent you in first.",
"Pacey: Yeah, I'm the opening act.",
"Jen: Well, you can start off by wiping that fake smile off your face. Say something, Pacey.",
"Pacey: Well, Jack tells me you're dying. But other than that, everything's ok, right?",
"Jen: [Laughs] Thank you. Come here.",
"[He goes over and gives her some flowers.]",
"Pacey: These are for you.",
"Jen: Oh, thank you. They're beautiful.",
"[Scene: The waiting room. Jen, Grams, Joey and Dawson are sitting out there waiting for their turn to talk to Jen.]",
"Joey: Are they sure? I mean, if it's her heart, can't she have a transplant?",
"Grams: She'll never make the donor list, and with her lungs failing...",
"[Jack looks up and sees Doug walk in carrying a bunch of flowers.]",
"Doug: Hey.",
"Jack: Hey.",
"Doug: I, uh, I got these for Jen. Will you tell her that I came by?",
"Jack: I will.",
"[Pacey comes out and walks over to join them.]",
"Pacey: The lady will see you now.",
"[Scene: Jen's Hospital room. Dawson, Joey and Pacey come walking into the room, and Pacey makes is way over and sits on the end of the bed.]",
"Dawson: Hey there.",
"Jen: Hi.",
"Joey: How you doing?",
"Pacey: What's wrong with these guys?",
"Jen: I don't know. What's wrong, guys? Is someone dying or something?",
"Joey: It's not funny.",
"Pacey: On the contrary, it's fatally funny.",
"Jen: I could die laughing.",
"Pacey: [Laughs]",
"[Joey looks at the too of them like they are crazy.]",
"Joey: Stop it.",
"Jen: Come on, guys. It's funny, ok? It has to be. It has to be funny. Otherwise, I'm gonna get angry and bitter, and I don't want to.",
"Pacey: She gets very crabby on her deathbed.",
"[Scene: The Potter B&B. Joey is sitting at the table, when Bessie walks into the room. ]",
"Bessie: How is she?",
"Joey: More brave than she'll ever know.",
"Bessie: I'm just on my way over there now. Can you keep an eye on Alexander?",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"[Cell phone rings]",
"Bessie: You're avoiding.",
"Joey: No, I'm not.",
"Bessie: You mean that wasn't Christopher?",
"Joey: Yes, it was him. Every time the phone rings, it's him.",
"Bessie: I still think you owe it to that boy to call him up and tell him you've been avoiding his calls because you're too chicken to tell him it's over.",
"Joey: I'm not too chicken to tell him that it's over. I'm just-- I'm not sure if it's over.",
"Bessie: You're still in love with your ex-boyfriend.",
"Joey: I am not still in love with my ex-boyfriend.",
"Bessie: No, you're still in love with your ex-boyfriends, plural.",
"Joey: Bessie, that is ridiculous.",
"Bessie: Come on, dial the number. I'll hold your hand. Go.",
"[Bessie hands Joey the phone.]",
"Joey: I hate you.",
"Bessie: You're welcome.",
"[Scene: The New Icehouse. Joey comes walking up to the place just as Pacey is closing up, and he turns and sees her before locking the door.]",
"Pacey: Hi.",
"Joey: Hey. I was walking around in a fog and... realized I hadn't eaten today.",
"Pacey: Well, you've come to the right place.",
"[Cut to inside the kitchen. Pacey is cooking some food while Joey is sitting on the counter next to him]",
"Pacey: Mmm. Try that.",
"Joey: Mmm.",
"Pacey: Yeah?",
"Joey: Yep. No suit and tie for you. This is definitely your calling.",
"Pacey: The man in the apron who's rooted-- who's cemented into Capeside.",
"Joey: Pace, what's with the life ennui?",
"Pacey: Well, come on, Dawson went off and conquered Hollywood, you ran away to Paris and New York, and I...",
"Joey: Well, I didn't run. I flew--coach.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] Regardless. I left this town for, what, a total of 2 years in my entire life?",
"Joey: Yeah, but, Pacey, you have a restaurant. It's what you love.",
"Pacey: Why couldn't I have a restaurant in Hollywood or New York?",
"Joey: Pacey, don't be so hard on yourself. I mean, I know that with everything that's going on right now, it's hard not to be, but...come on. You've really got it going on. You have a great life here.",
"Pacey: Yeah.",
"[Slides knife across cutting board]",
"Pacey: I just wish that I could feel that.",
"Joey: You don't?",
"Pacey: Well, I didn't... until you came breezing through my door again.",
"Joey: Uh-oh.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] There's no need to bolt. I'm just saying thank you. You reminded me of what I'm capable of feeling. It's like I was... walking around seeing my life through a smudged window, and then I saw you and the smudges were gone. The window was clean.",
"Joey: Eloquent.",
"Pacey: Well, I try.",
"[She throws some noodles at him.]",
"Pacey: Hey! Hey!",
"[He throws noodles back at her and a big food fight begins]",
"Pacey: In my-- in my kitchen, I'm the only one who throws anything. I want you to think very carefully about the next thing that you do.",
"[She eats some noodles]",
"Joey: [Humming]",
"Pacey: [Chuckles]",
"[They get close almost ready to kiss",
"Pacey: And here we are again. What is it between the two of us?",
"Joey: Are you bringing us down? Because you know what? I have enough frequent flyer miles to get a nonstop out of here.",
"Pacey: Really? I'd hate for you to do that. You know, I would never bring you down, because I just want you to be",
"[He grabs some noodle and throws them down her shirt.]",
"Joey: [Gasps]",
"Pacey: What are you gonna eat? That's your dinner.",
"Joey: Pacey, is this ok? Should we be laughing like this?",
"Pacey: I would say at a time like this, yes, now more than ever",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: Jen's hospital room. Jen is lying there in bed, talking to Joey who is walking around the bed and takes a seat in a chair next to Jen's bed and is helping her put on some makeup.]",
"Jen: So, what, so that was it? So no begging and pleading?",
"Joey: Well, there was a lot of pausing and heavy silence, and he did his whole \"uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh thing.\"",
"Jen: No big...suicidal \"I can't live without you\" speech? I mean, I thought that this guy was a brooding writer.",
"Joey: He mumbled something about \"love is so short, forgetting is so long.\"",
"Jen: Oh, my god. That's beautiful.",
"Joey: He stole it. Pablo Neruda, 20 love poems and a song of despair, published in hardback, 1924.",
"Jen: Joey, Joey, Joey. What am I going to do with you? You're constantly getting into these situations where you jump in with your heart, and then you have to jump out with your head. Your heart and your head have just been in constant conflict with each other.",
"Joey: Well, that's because there's nothing else to be conflicted about. I am all out of conflict. I have been for years.",
"Jen: Well, if you ever want to be reminded of it, you can just watch Dawson's show. What about that girl that they cast as me? Ohh. I've often thought about getting a lawyer and suing his ass.",
"Joey: Well, at least you get to have s*x. All I do is mope around and pine after Petey, then Colby, then Colby, then Petey.",
"Jen: [Laughs] Well, you never could make a decision.",
"Joey: You know, that's where he got it all wrong. I mean, the eternal triangle, it's based on actual events. It's not about Sam choosing between Colby and Petey. It never was. It's about... Sam making a decision with herself.",
"Jen: Can we just use the real names here? There's no need to protect the guilty in this room.",
"Joey: It's just sad that it took a TV show to make me see it.",
"Jen: What? See what? I'm incredibly interested in all of this.",
"Joey: The only decision left is the one that I need to make with myself-- to stop running... once and for all. I mean, I know who I'm supposed to be with. I've always known.",
"Jen: Really?",
"Joey: Yeah, but then the fear takes over, the free-floating, anxiety-ridden fear in the pit of my stomach that makes me run. Jen, I am completely comfortable running. I really don't know any other way.",
"Jen: Maybe I can help. [Clears throat] What if I demand that you make that decision? No more running. I'm going to make it my dying wish. My death will serve a greater purpose. It's your ultimate motivator.",
"Joey: Jen.",
"Jen: Hey. Just for the record here, because I feel like I'm a little bit out of the loop on this, who is it that you've always known that you were meant to be with? Is it Colby or is it Petey?",
"[Knock on door]",
"Joey: It",
"[Dawson comes walking into the room with a wheel chair.]",
"Dawson: hey, Jo. I've come to kidnap Jen, that is, if you're ready.",
"Jen: Ready and waiting. Get me out of this bed.",
"[Scene: Outside in the Ruins, which has now become a public park. Dawson is setting up his camera, while Jen is sitting in the wheelchair next to the water. Dawson is uncomfortable, and you can tell he is doing this for Jen.]",
"Jen: It's beautiful today, isn't it? Mmm. How the sun just affects every breathing thing. I mean, you can really see it.",
"Dawson: Ok, Mrs. Dalloway.",
"Jen: [Chuckles] Thank god your humor has returned.",
"Dawson: You sure you want to do this?",
"Jen: Absolutely. [Clears throat] You?",
"Dawson: 100% sure... I don't. But I don't think you're gonna let me out of it, so...",
"Jen: I'll be quick. I promise. You can turn it on.",
"[He begins filming]",
"Jen: Hi, Amy, it's mom. Well, by the time you see this, I won't be here anymore, and I know how much that sucks, for both of us. So seeing as how I won't be around to thoroughly annoy you, I thought I would give you a little list of the things that I wish for you. Well, there's the obvious. An education. Family. Friends. And a life that is full of the unexpected. Be sure to make mistakes. Make a lot of them, because there's no better way to learn and to grow, all right? And, um, I want you to spend a lot of time at the ocean, because the ocean forces you to dream, and I insist that you, my girl, be a dreamer. God. I've never really believed in god. In fact, I've spent a lot of time and energy trying to disprove that god exists. But I hope that you are able to believe in god, because the thing that I've come to realize, sweetheart... is that it just doesn't matter if god exists or not. The important thing is for you to believe in something, because I promise you that that belief will keep you warm at night, and I want you to feel safe always. And then there's love. I want you to love to the tips of your fingers, and when you find that love, wherever you find it, whoever you choose, don't run away from it. But you don't have to chase after it either. You just be patient, and it'll come to you, I promise, and when you least expect it, like you, like spending the best year of my life with the sweetest and the smartest and the most beautiful baby girl in the world. You don't be afraid, sweetheart. And remember, to love is to live.",
"[Scene: Jen's Hospital room. Jen is sitting in the bed, while Pacey is setting up a VCR, and putting a tape into it.]",
"Pacey: Dawson still doesn't know I borrowed this.",
"Jen: You mean stole?",
"Pacey: No, I mean borrowed. You don't steal from friends.",
"Jen: When did you borrow this?",
"Pacey: Uh, in 1998, right after he shot it.",
"Jen: Oh. Ha ha.",
"[Slow-tempo rock ballad playing Alanys Morressettes One hand in my pocket.]",
"[The TV displays the tape which has scenes from the very early episodes, and the full shots used in the opening credits in the first year. Mainly the Initial four of them hanging out and having fun together.]",
"Jen: Oh, god, we're so gawky.",
"Pacey: Well... you anyway.",
"Jen: Yeah. Jet was such a long time ago.",
"Pacey: [Sighs] Yes, it was.",
"Jen: I recognize a Joey trance when I see it.",
"Pacey: [Laughs] It is definitely nice to have her back around again.",
"Jen: Do you feel the sparks?",
"Pacey: Well, you can never really deny the sparks between the two of us. When she's around, I just feel more... I feel more alive.",
"Jen: Mm...",
"Pacey: I think people underestimate how important that is.",
"Jen: I think they overestimate it, too. I mean, as much as you want to, you can't rely on someone else to make you feel alive. It's an inside job.",
"Pacey: True.",
"Jen: So, do you plan on borrowing her or stealing her from your best friend?",
"Pacey: Well, I'm hoping that it's a little different now and maybe we've moved beyond that.",
"Jen: I just want the 3 of you to stay friends... and I hope you stay in touch. Never forget what you mean to each other and the effect that you've had on each other's lives. So friendship can really never be over or underestimated. [Breathes deeply, sniffles] Oh, god, I hate this. I'm so angry. I'm so angry. I don't want to do this. I don't want to... die. I hate this. Remind me to never do it again. It's not funny. I'm losing my sense of humor here, Pace. I don't want to leave my daughter. I don't want to leave her alone.",
"Pacey: We will not leave your daughter alone I promise you that. Saturday night has me and Amy's name written all over it, ok? We will take care of your baby. I promise you. Oh, my god.",
"[They Hug]",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Scene: The Ruins. Dawson is sitting in a there alone thinking, when Joey comes over and sits on the bench next to him.]",
"Joey: Hey.",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: How'd it go?",
"Dawson: Well, you know that list of hardest things to live through? You just got bumped again. Ah. I'm so out of touch, Jo. I've... I've wasted so much time living in my little Hollywood bubble even now, my mind's on my work. I hate to admit that. Show's calling every 5 seconds. The network wants a script, which I haven't finished yet, because I don't know how. I don't have an ending. I can't even think straight enough to write one.",
"Joey: Dawson, this is a time of extreme stress.",
"Dawson: It's not just that. When I saw Jen for the first time the other with Amy my first thought was, when did Jen have a baby? I forgot Jen had a baby. I forgot I knew that. What-- what's wrong with me?",
"Joey: You cannot feel guilty about that, Dawson. My office is calling every 5 seconds. It's--it's called life, and we just have to deal. Deal with",
"Dawson: With what, though? It's not Shakespeare. I'm not writing Schindler's list. I don't even know why I care so much. I'm no Spielberg. The guy won't even take a meeting with me. Would he?",
"Joey: Stop it.",
"Dawson: She's dying. Jo, she's gonna die, and all I can think about is some frickin' ending to some stupid TV show. I keep thinking there's gonna be time for the rest of it, but it--it--it runs out.",
"Joey: Yes, it does.",
"Dawson: Nothing in my life feels real anymore. I've lost touch with my family, my friends, you... and you and me together is the only thing that ever made sense to me, and I forgot that... until I saw you, and then it came back, what we were, and we're not even together.",
"Joey: Do you not watch the Creek? We're together every Wednesday at 8:00. Dawson, you wrote a show about us.",
"Dawson: And that's the problem. I've turned my entire life into fiction. It's not even real life that I'm living anymore.",
"Joey: It is real, in the best way possible. Dawson, do you know how lucky you are? You're a writer. You get to live life twice. Who else can do that?",
"[Scene: Jen's Hospital room. Jen is sitting on her bed, with Amy in her arms, looking over a paper, while Jack is sitting in a chair next ot her bed looking over some papers of his own.]",
"Jen: I like this one. Definitely an \"A.\"",
"Jack: Oh, yeah. I thought it was a little pedestrian, rushed. I think, uh, Cynthia here is capable of much more.",
"Jen: Oh, gosh. Well, we're all capable of more, Jack.",
"Jack: Hey, you want to sit? You want to go in your chair?",
"Jen: Yeah, thanks.",
"[Jack picks Amy up and puts her in her child seat]",
"Jen: Hey.",
"Jack: Wanna go in your thingy? Here.",
"Amy: Mama.",
"Jack: Ohh. Speaking of capability... can I bring up the as yet unspoken subject of Amy here?",
"Jen: Bad segue, English teacher. I think you can do better.",
"Jack: Jen, come on. This is tough.",
"Jen: I don't want you to feel pressure, Jack.",
"Jack: I am her godfather.",
"Jen: I think that when most people sign up for godparent duties, they don't imagine that it could ever extend beyond a few baby-sits.",
"Jack: Jen, I want her. I want her, but I don't know what you and Grams have discussed.",
"Jen: Grams is aware of the reality of the situation, with her health and all... and we both think that you would make an excellent father. One request. Can you please help Amy find a place to be? I feel like I never really quite fit.",
"Jack: Which is why we're us.",
"Jen: I know. I mean, from the second that I stepped out of that cab and onto the creek, I--I was the instigator, you know? The girl who caused problems and rocked the creek and upset the delicate emotional balance of Capeside, and--and I don't want Amy to be that person. I want her to belong. I feel like I never really did.",
"Jack: Jen, you belong. You belong to me. Don't you get it? [Sniffles] You're my soul mate.",
"[Tears flow from the both of them]",
"Jack: Amy's gonna know love. Every day of her life, she is gonna know how much her mother loved her. I'm gonna see to that. Ok?",
"[Scene: The hospital waiting Room. Joey and Pacey are sitting together waiting. Joey is resting her head on Pacey's shoulder, and they are holding hands. Else where Gale and Dawson are sitting together watching Lily and Alexander color in coloring books. Elsewhere Grams and Amy are playing with a toy. Bessie comes walking over with some food. We keep cutting to later times with all of them passing the time together.]",
"[Scene: Jen's hospital room. Grams is sleeping in a chair in Jen's room. Jen looks over at her, and smiles, and then slowly rolls her head back and slowly closer her eyes. Grams wakes up and goes over and realizes that she has passed away. Grams looks peacefully at Jen, and kisses her on the forehead. A look of sadness mixed with relief crosses her face.]",
"Grams: I'll see you soon, child. Soon.",
"[Commercial Break ]",
"[Scene: The New Icehouse. The Funeral gathering is there, and the place is packed with the grievers. Cut from scene to scene of all the cast trying to console one another. We see Jack and Amy at one table playing together, and slowly pan to Pacey and Doug sitting together, and Doug is watching them.]",
"Pacey: You should go talk to him.",
"Doug: [Clears throat] Now's not the time.",
"Pacey: Ok, fair enough. Just remember that saying's not worth much today.",
"[Pacey leaves Doug and goes over to join Amy, Jack and Grams.]",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"[Scene: Ice House Kitchen. Pacey goes in to the kitchen and sees Joey looking around]",
"Pacey: Hey.",
"Joey: I'm looking for some serving spoons.",
"Pacey: They're in the bin at the end.",
"Joey: Well, how you doing? You ok?",
"Pacey: Yeah. Yeah, I really am ok.",
"Joey: What's going on in that head of yours?",
"Pacey: You're off the hook.",
"Joey: What?",
"Pacey: You're off the hook. I've never really put much faith in all that \"if you love someone, set them free\" crap, as evidenced by everything I've done in my life up to this very moment, but I am determined to be happy, Joey. Happy in this life. And I love you. I mean, I always-- I have always, always loved you. But our timing has just never been right. And the way I figure it, time is no man's friend. So I have to get right with that and be happy, now. Because this is it. I mean, this is all that we get. If there's one thing I've learned from losing Jen, that's what I've learned.",
"Joey: Pacey, I",
"Pacey: Actually, um, hold on. I'm not done yet. Because I also want for you to be happy. It's really important for me that you be happy. So I want you to be with someone, whether it be Dawson or New York guy or some man that you haven't even met yet. But I want you to be with someone who can be a part of the life that you want for yourself. I want you to be with someone who makes you feel like I feel when I'm with you. So, I guess the point to this long run-on sentence that's been the last 10 years of our lives is just that the simple act of being in love with you is enough for me. So you're off the hook.",
"Joey: You know, for the record, I-- [Sniffles] I don't want to be let off the hook. Because everything in my life that I've done has led me here... right now, and the last thing I want, need, or deserve is to be let off somebody's hook.",
"Pacey: Please don't miss my point here 'cause",
"Joey: And don't miss mine. Pacey... I love you. You know that. And it's very real. It's so real that it's kept me moving, mostly running from it, never ready for it. And I love Dawson. He's my soul mate. He's tied to my childhood, and it's a love that is pure and eternally innocent. I can't be let off the hook because I might just get the notion that it's ok to keep running.",
"Pacey: So then, what exactly are you saying here?",
"[Gales comes in and interrupts them]",
"Gale: Oh, Pacey, there you are. Um, we need plates.",
"[Pacey hands her some plates]",
"Gale: You are so sweet to open up your place like this. I love you both.",
"[Gale leaves them alone again]",
"Pacey: Ok, uh... I think you were maybe just about to say something really important.",
"Joey: Pacey... I realize...",
"[Bessie comes in this time and interrupts them.]",
"Bessie: Joey, give me a hand. Here, grab this tray. Here.",
"[Bessie hands Joey a tray of food.]",
"Bessie: How you doing, Pacey?",
"Pacey: I'm good, Bess. I'm good, thanks.",
"[Scene: The beach front Jack is sitting in the sand staring out into the water alone, when Doug comes walking over to join him.]",
"Doug: Grams said you were here. Just thinking?",
"Jack: Capeside's favorite pastime.",
"Doug: What about?",
"Jack: Moving.",
"Doug: Moving? Where?",
"Jack: I don't know. Boston, New York.",
"Doug: Why?",
"Jack: Amy.",
"Doug: Jack, you can't do that.",
"Jack: Yes, I can. How many gay parents do you know in Capeside?",
"Doug: So? How many gay teachers were there before you came back? How many gay sheriffs are there, for that matter?",
"Jack: Last time I checked, none. I'm tired of being first, Doug. Half my life has been about re-educating this community. What do I have to show for it?",
"Doug: You think there are prizes for inspiring people?",
"Jack: I don't want to inspire people anymore. All I want to do is give Amy a normal existence, and she's not gonna get that here. She's gonna have the same childhood that I did. Only instead of being the only gay kid, she's gonna be the only kid with a gay parent. I don't want that.",
"Doug: You're gonna be a gay parent no matter where you are. And, yeah, Amy is gonna face rejection. That's what it means to be a teenager.",
"Jack: I just want to be a good parent, Doug. I have to be.",
"Doug: Hey... Jack... being a good parent means knowing that your child is bound to fall down. You just have to show 'em how to get back up.",
"Jack: What do you know about parenting?",
"Doug: Not much. I'm hoping to learn quickly.",
"Jack: That's a sweet gesture, but, no, thank you.",
"Doug: It's not a gesture.",
"Jack: Yes, it is. With everything that we've been through, I'll be damned if we're gonna get back together over your sense of... obligation, or worse, pity.",
"Doug: Screw pity. I love you. I love you, Jack. I love that you're the bravest person I know... the kindest. I love that no matter what you do, your life is gonna stand out. I want to stand out with you... and your daughter. [Sighs] If you'll let me.",
"[Doug kisses Jack, and an elderly couple come walking down the beach and notice them, and Jack stops Doug for a minute.]",
"Jack: Uh...",
"Doug: What?",
"Jack: It's the Dudleys. Right there.",
"Doug: Evening, Mr. And Mrs. Dudley. I was just, uh... kissing my boyfriend.",
"Jack: That's sweet, dear.",
"[Both laughing]",
"Dawson: Hey.",
"Joey: How ya doing?",
"Dawson: Surviving. You?",
"Joey: It's been a long day.",
"Dawson: Yeah.",
"Joey: Are you writing?",
"Dawson: No. The curse of an unwritten ending.",
"Joey: Oh. Make it a happy one, please. I can't take any more sad ones. Stay away from the life and death of it all.",
"Dawson: It's interesting how people use that expression-- life and death. As if to imply that life is the opposite of death, but birth is the opposite of death. Life... has no opposite.",
"Joey: I never thought of it that way.",
"Dawson: Well, leave it to me to over think it.",
"Joey: You are the writer.",
"Dawson: Yeah. This writer has decided it doesn't matter how it ends... because fiction is fiction, and for the first time, in a long time... [Sighs] My life is real. It doesn't matter who ends up with who. Because in some unearthly way... it's always gonna be you and me.",
"Joey: Soul mates.",
"Dawson: What we have goes beyond friendship, beyond lovers. It's forever.",
"Joey: [Softly] Yes, it is. I love you, Dawson.",
"Dawson: I love you, too, Joey.",
"[The hear giggling and they turn around to see Lilly up in Dawson's room, and Alexander at the bottom of the ladder.]",
"Lily: Come on, Alexander! Come on! Only a few more steps! You can do it!",
"Joey: [Laughs] You and me, always.",
"Dawson: Always.",
"[Scene: The set of Colby's Room. Colby and Sam are acting out the final scene from the season one finale where Joey and Dawson kiss in his room at the final scene.]",
"Sam: I can't take it anymore, Colby. I don't want to wait for my life to be over. I want to know right now. What will it be?",
"[They kiss]",
"Colby: You and me. Always.",
"[Scene: Joey's apartment. The camera pulls off of the camera over to Joey who turns off the TV after seeing Executive Producer Dawson Leery]",
"Joey: That was perfect. Absolutely perfect.",
"[The camera pans out, and we see Pacey sitting there next to her. She looks over and there is a tear in his eye.]",
"Joey: Are those tears? Are you crying?",
"Pacey: [Sighs] He got me. He got me.",
"Joey: [Laughs] Let's call him.",
"[Scene: Dawson's Office. Dawson is sitting at his desk looking over some paperwork, when his assistant walks in carrying a clip board. You can tell it is late and no one else is around.]",
"Assistant: [Sighs] Well, I'm taking off. You should get out of here, too. You have a meeting first thing in the A.M.",
"Dawson: Got it.",
"[Telephone rings]",
"Dawson: No, no, no. Get out of here.",
"Assistant: Thanks.",
"[Dawson answers the phone]",
"Dawson: Yeah?",
"Pacey: Hey, it's us.",
"Joey: It was great! Fantastic! It was so sweet.",
"Pacey: You got Joey crying like a baby.",
"Joey: [Laughs] I can't wait till next season.",
"Dawson: You'll never guess who I'm meeting tomorrow.",
"Joey: Spielberg?",
"Pacey: Spielberg? Get out of town! Who made you a big Hollywood player, man?",
"Joey: Oh, my god! What are you gonna say? What are you gonna wear?",
"Dawson: I have no idea.",
"[Fade to Black for the final time ]"
]
| Dawson's Creek | 06x24 | ...Must Come to an End | destinyros2005 |
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"Degrassi High' s classes of 1992 and 1993 return for their high school reunion. Spike's teenage daughter Emma makes plans to finally meet her Internet boyfriend \"Jordan\" in person, even though her friends continue to warn her about the potential dangers of communicating with people over only the Internet. Recently widowed, Joey is unsure if he even wants to go, especially after finding out that his ex-girlfriend Caitlin is bringing her fiancée Keith to the event."
]
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"[PREVIOUSLY_ON]",
"[Emma's room]",
"(Manny's reading Emma Jordan's e-mail)",
"Manny: \"Emma, you saved my heart and my project. Love you, Jordan.\"",
"Emma: Love you. (They squeal)",
"[Playground.]",
"Manny: Guys, it's cool. Jordan's 16. He's coming here on a school trip.",
"J.T.: School trip? It's summer.",
"[Emma's room]",
"Emma: U hacked my e-mail? Haven't you ever heard of privacy?",
"Spike: Relax, I couldn't hack my way out of a paper bag. But I can tell when my daughter's getting interested in boys.",
"[Degrassi's Media Immersion Lab]",
"Emma: And he wants to meet me. Tomorrow.",
"[Stairway in the Nelson House.]",
"Caitlin: I mean, do u like him?",
"Emma: Yeah, we get along so great. Sometimes, it's like he can read into my soul.",
"Caitlin: Well, sometimes, you just have to take a chance...",
"[Emma's room]",
"(She writes Jordan an e-mail about meeting and sends it)",
"Emma: Go for it.",
"Theme song",
"[Nelson House - Downstairs]",
"Emma: Mom, you're gonna be so late.",
"Spike: Too late. I am late.",
"Emma: Wow, you look incredible.",
"Spike: You sure?",
"Emma: Seriously. It's kinda scary.",
"Spike: I feel like I'm going to the prom I never got to go to. Oh, that sounds so lame.",
"(Spike grabs her car keys off the table. Emma waves her purse in the air.)",
"Spike: You really want me out of here, don't you? Is there something you're not telling me?",
"Emma: Yeah, Manny and I are going to watch TV all night. We might even eat popcorn, with real butter. Very shocking.",
"Spike: Ok, smart mouth. (Takes the hat off Emma's head) Wish me luck. (Kisses Emma's head) Bye. (Spike leaves)",
"(Emma makes sure she's gone and runs upstairs.)",
"[Degrassi]",
"(People are starting to arrive for the reunion. Principal Raditich greets them.)",
"[Inside Degrassi.]",
"Caitlin: Hey.",
"Archie: How's it going? (Gives her a kiss on the cheek.) (To Keith) Welcome (They shake hands.) Why doesn't Ashley here give a tour of the new and improved Degrassi? (To Caitlin) And I'll hook up with you right before the speeches, ok?",
"Caitlin: Ok.",
"Keith: What, we have to take a tour? How about I go get us some drinks?",
"Caitlin: Ok.",
"[Classroom]",
"Terri: The media immersion program is very unique to our school. We have over 50 high- speed computers with internet access and other educational programs. We also have the most up to date software all part of the renovations planned by Mr. Raditch.",
"(Caitlin is walking around as Terri talks. She turns around and sees Joey. He waves at her. She waves back.)",
"[Emma's room]",
"(She's talking to Manny on the phone (It goes back and forth between showing Emma and Manny on- screen))",
"Manny: So...have you made your mind?",
"Emma: Yea, I'm not going.",
"Manny: Really? I'm so relived.",
"Emma: Yeah. Maybe I'll meet him when I'm older, right?",
"Manny: Hey, absolutely. Want me to come over?",
"Emma; Um...There's this show on tonight about the wildlife refuge and I really wanna watch it. You know, for Jordan.",
"Manny: I could help you research.",
"Emma: It's ok. I really need to concentrate. Manny; Oh, ok.",
"Emma: It's about to start, so I'll call you tomorrow, ok?",
"Manny: K.",
"Emma: Bye.",
"(They hang up.)",
"[Degrassi hallway.]",
"Ashley: Here we have our history room to the right, our geography room to the left, and the English department up ahead.",
"Joey: (To Caitlin) What I really wanted to say was that I'm really sorry about last night. It wasn't the way I pictured seeing you again after all these years.",
"Caitlin: Me neither.",
"Joey: Can we just say the past is the past, and that the present is now the past, and the future, is, uh, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm trying to say I want us to be friends again, ok?",
"Caitlin: Me too.",
"Joey: Good.",
"Caitlin: Joey, stay. Just hang out. Come on, no pressure. It won't be a reunion without you.",
"(A woman named Allison comes up to them.)",
"Allison: Oh my god! Caitlin Ryan! Joey Jeremiah!",
"Caitlin: Allison.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Caitlin: Wow. It's been...",
"Allison: Ages. (To Caitlin) But I see you every week on that show. What's it called? (Caitlin goes to speak, but Allison keeps talking.) Oh and you. Your commercial.",
"Joey: Yeah, I know. It's totally cheese.",
"Allison: No, Joey, it's sexy. The way you rip off your shirt. Almost made me want to buy a car.",
"Joey: Oh yeah?",
"Allison: Well, can I buy you a drink instead?",
"Caitlin: I think they're free.",
"Allison: Oh, come on, for old times sake.",
"Joey: I'll catch up to you later?",
"Caitlin: Bye.",
"[Hotel]",
"(Emma gets out of a cab and walk into the hotel where she will meet Jordan)",
"Recording: Please record your message now.",
"Emma: Hi, Jordan. This is Emma. I know I'm a little early so I guess I'll wait down here. But I'm wearing....you know what I look like. Okay I guess I'll see you soon. (Hangs up the phone)",
"[Toby's House]",
"Jeff: Toby, you have a visitor.",
"(Manny walks in the room.)",
"J.T.: Manny, what's up?",
"Manny: I've got a bad feeling. I went by Emma's. Not there. I tried her cell. Didn't pick up.",
"J.T.: So...?",
"Manny: So...she said she was staying home tonight, to watch a show on wildlife refuge. It's not on. I checked.",
"Toby: Well, she didn't go meet that Jordan guy, did she?",
"Manny: I have no idea. But, she was acting really weird.",
"Toby: So, this girl from BC, she meets this guy on-line, they hit it off, she goes to meet him, they days later they find her dead, like in pieces.",
"J.T.: That was some psycho. Emma's way too smart for that. She gets like practically straight A's.",
"Toby: So? This isn't school. Where would they go?",
"J.T.: Well, we can't call her, we can't read her e-mail.",
"Toby: Why not?",
"[Degrassi]",
"(Joey is carrying drinks. He hears Keith talking with Allison. He stops to listen.)",
"Keith: You know that better than me, right? You went to high school. It's just, Katie is really pushing this marriage thing, and I'm about to hit it big down in LA, and so her career would have to take the back seat, you know, and I don't think that's fair. To her.",
"Allison: I completely understand. I mean, you're an artist. You need to be free. Open to, uh, new experiences. I'd love to come visit you.",
"Keith: That'd be great. I could take you out, show you around.",
"[Hotel]",
"(Emma is sitting in a chair, waiting for Jordan. A guy walls by with pizza. He stops when he sees Emma. Little does she know, that is Jordan.)",
"Jordan: Wait, You're not Emma, are you?",
"Emma: Who are you?",
"Jordan: My name's Mr. Nightstrom. I'm a teacher with a school trip. One of my students is supposed to be meeting a girl. Are you Emma?",
"Emma: Yea.",
"Jordan: (as she gets up) Oh, great. I'm Jordan's teacher. Don't tell him that I told you this, but he is so excited to meet you.",
"Emma: So am I. I mean, to meet him.",
"Jordan: Well, come on up. We're just about to have some dinner. If you'd rather wait here, I can send Jordan down after he eats. But, he did want you to sign his petition.",
"Emma: He brought it with him?",
"Jordan: All the way from Yellowknife.",
"[Emma's Room]",
"(Toby, J.T., and Manny are trying to read her e-mail to find out where she is. They're trying to figure out her password.)",
"Toby: What's her mom's maiden name?",
"Manny: Nelson. Same as Emma.",
"(He tries it. It doesn't work.)",
"Toby: Okay that's not it. Does she have a dog? A fish? Anything? Ah, here we go. Secret question: What's mom's favorite rock band?",
"[Hotel Hallway]",
"(Emma and Jordan are walking to his room.)",
"Jordan: Next week, he's going to be sending the petition off to the United Nations.",
"Emma: Wow. That's incredible.",
"Jordan: Jordan's a pretty impressive kid. After you. (Emma puts the key in and they go in.)",
"[Hotel room.]",
"Jordan: (knocks on a door) Hey, guys! Pizza's here! We're going to be making a video journal of this trip. It's a really big deal for these guys to be coming here (the camera focuses on Jordan's video camera as he talks for a second) Well, there's no use letting this get cold (Opens the pizza box and takes out a slice). The guys are going to be back in here any minute. So Jordan's talks about you all the time. I hear you're a fellow hiker? I take the guys hiking around Yellowknife sometimes. There's really some amazing trails there. What's the matter, you don't like mushrooms?",
"Emma: No, I'm not hungry. You know what? I think I left my bad downstairs. I'm just gonna go see if it's there.",
"(Emma starts to leave.)",
"Jordan: Emma, your bag's right here.",
"(She tries to leave, but the door is locked. She runs into the bathroom.)",
"Jordan: What's going on?",
"Emma: You're Jordan, aren't you?",
"[The Degrassi Reunion- The gym]",
"Mr. Raditch: Give a big hand to Degrassi's own environmental crusader, Caitlin Ryan.",
"(Everyone claps as Caitlin approaches the podium on the stage to give her speech.)",
"Caitlin: Wow. This is amazing. Seeing you all here, together again. You know, I was afraid to come here. Afraid that nothing would compare with our memories of this place. Or that we'd spend tonight rehashing old mistakes, you know, comparing ourselves...",
"Keith: She's pretty good, isn't she?",
"Joey: Some of us think so. Some of us aren't too sure, are they Keith?",
"Keith: Excuse me?",
"Joey: Hey, Allison, are you planning on going to Los Angles before or after he breaks up with Caitlin?",
"Keith: Ok, your BI- polar jealous thing has got a little out of hand.",
"Joey: Excuse me? What kind of loser comes to his fiancés high school reunion and tells a stranger he's going to break up with her when he makes it big?",
"Keith: What, you were eavesdropping? That is so un cool.",
"Joey: Un cool?",
"Keith: And so none of your business.",
"Joey: Hey, she's my friend. I'll make it my business. Whether you tell her or I will.",
"Keith: just relax, Joey. (Pats Joey's face)",
"Caitlin: So, a toast...",
"(As she talks, the talk between Joey and Keith was going on. Now, they get up and start fighting. Keith punches Joey.)",
"Keith: Like that, Joey?",
"(They keep fighting.)",
"Keith: Joey...",
"(Caitlin goes over to them.)",
"Keith: Come on. (His phone starts ringing)",
"Joey: (Joey grabs the phone) Is this what you want? Huh? Is this more important to you? Take it.",
"Caitlin: What the hell is going on?",
"Keith: This psycho just came running at me with all this crap about, uh...",
"Joey: Just tell her before it's too late.",
"Keith: Katie, there's nothing going on here. He's insane, he's jealous.",
"Caitlin: Tell me what?",
"Allison: So he has doubts about getting married. Who doesn't?",
"Caitlin: You don't wanna marry me, Keith?",
"(She leaves.)",
"Mr. Raditch: Uh, music. Everyone, let's dance.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Hotel Room.]",
"(It goes back and forth between Emma and Jordan talking, showing her in the bathroom and him outside the door.)",
"Jordan: I didn't tell you my real age. I thought you'd stop writing me.",
"Emma: I just... I wanna go home.",
"Jordan: Ok, but, you can't go home while you're locked in the bathroom. Emma, please. The last thing I want is to scare you. So, I tell you what, I'm gonna go down to the lobby. You can leave or you can stay if you want, just to talk. It's up to you.",
"(Un-locks the door and opens and closes it, to make Emma think he left.)",
"[Bathroom in Degrassi]",
"(Caitlin is helping Joey clean himself up.)",
"Caitlin: (first a close up of her holding the ring, then it shows her talking to Joey) Bring back any memories? You know what? I'm relived. As bizarre as that may sound.",
"Joey: Doesn't sound that strange.",
"Caitlin: I mean, here I am, practically turning 30, right? Never having a relationship lasting longer than a few months. And then- because I'm always working. I meet Keith, and he's not always such an ass.",
"Joey: Could have fooled me.",
"Caitlin: And then, when it does last longer than a few months, well...",
"Joey: You ask him to marry you.",
"Caitlin: I thought it could work. He's so not The ONE. I mean, it's so obvious. I gave Emma relationship advice last night. I am such a fraud.",
"Joey: No, no, Caitlin. You're not a fraud. You're one of the most trusting caring people I know. You could never be a fraud.",
"Caitlin: Joey, with Julia, how did you know that it was right?",
"Joey: (Goes to stand next to Caitlin) I loved that she called me Joe. Her hair, it smelled like rain. And she always, always made me laugh.",
"Caitlin: I'm sorry.",
"Joey: No, no, no, don't be. I'm not. I was lucky.",
"Caitlin: Yeah, you were.",
"[Emma's room]",
"(Her friends are still trying to find out her password.)",
"Toby: There. (Points to an old picture of Spike) A picture of her mom. What does her t-shirt say?",
"J.T.: Who were the pogues?",
"Manny: Come on, guys. Emma wouldn't make her password that easy.",
"(Toby tries it and they get in.)",
"Toby: If I can do it, so can Jordan. Sorry, Emma, we're going in.",
"[Hotel Room]",
"(Emma opens the door, and checks if Jordan is there. She doesn't see him, so she goes to the door to leave. The door is locked, so she un-locks it. When she opens it, Jordan slams it closed.)",
"Jordan: One noise and I tape your mouth. I don't think you'd want that.",
"[Emma's room]",
"(Her friends are looking through her e-mail.)",
"Manny: I don't get it.",
"Toby: See? Look here. You and Emma rent Chicken Run. The next day, she mentions it in an e-mail to you.",
"Manny; So?",
"Toby: Jordan's next e-mail? J.T.; He likes Chicken Run, too. Big deal.",
"Toby: Coincidence, right? The next day, Emma e-mails you some garbage about how great fresh air is. Jordan's next e-mail?",
"Manny: \"I love hiking. Being out in the fresh air makes me feel so free.\"",
"Toby: Emma writes to you or to anyone, he echoes it back to her. The guy's not looking into her soul, he's reading her e-mail.",
"[Hotel Room]",
"(Jordan and Emma are sitting on the bed. He's taping them.)",
"Jordan: Emma, your mother's at her reunion. She doesn't even know that you're missing. We have hours.",
"[Emma's room]",
"(They're reading her latest e-mail from Jordan.)",
"Toby: There. His last message. He's at the Bartley Valley, room 1409.",
"(They leave, to go tell Emma's mom.)",
"[Street]",
"(They're running to Degrassi, to tell Spike.)",
"J.T.: Toby, come on.",
"(They enter.)",
"[Degrassi- Gym]",
"(Spike is dancing with Archie.)",
"Archie: I love being back here. I get to teach kids like Emma. I get to dance with her mother.",
"Spike: Someone's gotten smoother in the last 10 years.",
"(Manny, J.T., and Toby enter the gym.)",
"Manny: Ms. Nelson!",
"J.T.: There she is. Right over there.",
"All: Ms. Nelson!",
"Spike: Guys, what's up?",
"All: It's Emma! (They all start talking at once)",
"Spike: Wait a minute.",
"Archie: One at a time",
"[Outside]",
"Spike: Hello, police? My daughter's in danger. I don't know who she's with. All I know is it's someone she met on the Internet. Please hurry. You guys go home. I'll call your parents",
"(Spike and Archie drive away to go save Emma.)",
"[Hotel Room]",
"Jordan: (smelling her hair) You smell so sweet.",
"[Lobby]",
"(Spike and Archie are running to the room.)",
"[Hotel Room]",
"Jordan: (Touches her lips) I feel so close to you.",
"[Hallway]",
"(Spike and Archie open a door run looking for the room.)",
"[Hotel Room]",
"Jordan: (Touches her face) I've been dreaming about this, over and over and over again. (She makes fists with her hands) Waiting.",
"[Hallway]",
"(Spike and Archie find the room (*Goes back and forth a minute between in the room and outside it*))",
"Spike: Emma.",
"Emma: Mom! (Jordan covers her mouth)",
"Spike: Are you in there? Open the door.",
"Archie: Emma!",
"(In the room, she gets his hand off her mouth, and gets off the bed.)",
"Spike: Open the door now.",
"Archie: Open the door!",
"(Emma opens the door and comes out.)",
"Spike: Are you in there? Are you ok?",
"Jordan: There's been a misunderstanding.",
"(Archie pushes Jordan against the wall and puts his hand on Jordan's neck.)",
"Archie: You make a move, I'm gonna break your neck. Clear?",
"(Jordan nods. The police come down the hall.)",
"[Nelson House]",
"(A man is carrying the computer out of the house.)",
"Spike: When will we get it back?",
"Man: You'll get it back after the trial. He's a repeat offender. This time they think they can finally nail the creep. But, we need this as evidence.",
"Spike: So he's going to jail?",
"Man: Oh, yeah. And when this comes back, keep it downstairs. Keep the cyber stalkers out of her room.",
"(He leaves. Spike closes the door.)",
"[Emma's room]",
"Emma: I'm sorry I ruined your reunion. Hope you had some fun last night.",
"Spike: How could you do that, Emma? How could you do something so incredibly stupid?",
"Emma: I made a mistake.",
"Spike: A mistake? You could have been...you could have been killed.",
"Emma: You've never made a mistake before? Like maybe having me?",
"Spike: It's not the same thing.",
"Emma: I screwed up. I'm a dumb kid.",
"Spike: No, you're not dumb. That's what's so confusing. You kept this guy a secret for 8 months. Why didn't you tell me? You know you can talk to me about anything.",
"Emma: No, I can't! You're my mom, don't you get it? You don't remember what it's like being 12! You don't remember anything!",
"Spike: Actually, I do. Em, will you remember one thing? Even when you hate my guts, I'll always try to listen. And I'll try to understand. But, we've got to keep talking, ok? I love you. More than everything else in the world, ok?",
"Emma: Mommy, I was so scared.",
"Spike: I know you were, baby. I know.",
"(They hug. Emma cries.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x02 | Mother and Child reunion Part2 | bunniefuu |
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"Terri doesn't want to attend Degrassi's first nighttime dance because she thinks she's too fat for any guy to like her. Spinner likes her, but Paige wants him for herself and, by playing on her insecurities, gets Terri drunk before her date with Spinner. Meanwhile, Emma is puzzled by the new kid's behavior and J.T. and Toby skip the dance to look at Internet pornography. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Daniel Clark as Sean Cameron."
]
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"[The McGregor House]",
"Mr. G: So, big night tonight, huh? My little girl, out dancing with boys. You're all grown up.",
"Terri: Dad....",
"Mr. G: Oh, yeah. I can see it now. They'll be lining up for miles.",
"Terri: Yeah, maybe in some alternate universe.",
"Mr. G: What? What? Honey, wait.",
"Terri: Dad, face it. I'm fat. Guys don't even notice me.",
"Mr. G: Terri, you're not fat. That's ridiculous.",
"Terri: No, Dad, it's true.",
"Mr. G: Honey, you've gotta stop beating yourself up. You are beautiful. You're beautiful. Tonight you'll see.",
"Terri: No I won't see 'cause I'm not going, 'cause no one's going to want to dance with a fat cow like me.",
"Mr. G: Terri, come on, don't say that. Come on.",
"(Terri leaves.)",
"Theme song.",
"[Degrassi]",
"(Spinner is with friends. A younger kid comes up to them.)",
"Spinner: Here you got something (hits the kid with his finger) Loser. Hey, Terri.",
"Terri: Hey, Spinner.",
"Spinner: Um, so is it okay if I borrow those geography notes?",
"Terri: Yeah, I got 'em right here. (Opens up her bag + takes out a binder and gives it to Spinner)",
"Spinner: Uh, thanks. I really appreciate this. So are you going to the dance tonight?",
"Terri: Actually, I can't. It's my dad. He's kinda old.",
"Spinner: Ok.",
"(Ashley approaches. She has a box with her, which must be for the dance.)",
"Ashley: Hey Terri!",
"Spinner: Thanks again for these.",
"Terri: See you.",
"(Spinner leaves.)",
"Ashley: Okay, I am beyond nervous. This has to go perfect. Amazing turnout. Zero problems. Otherwise, Raditch says it's daylight dancing for another year.",
"[Inside Degrassi]",
"(Paige is walking in the hall. She spots Spinner and approaches him.)",
"Paige: Just the man I was looking for.",
"Spinner: Hey, Paige.",
"Paige: So, you ready to get down?",
"Spinner: Huh?",
"Paige: The dance. You are going?",
"Spinner: Oh, uh, yeah.",
"Paige: Well, you better save a dance for me.",
"Spinner: Uh, sure. Whatever. Look, I gotta get to my locker.",
"(Spinner leaves. Ashley and Terri come in and Paige joins them)",
"Ashley: So, what was with the Spinner/Terri convention I interrupted?",
"Terri: Nothing. I was just giving him some notes for class he missed.",
"Ashley: Spinner wants class notes? Since when? Hon, that's called a flirtation deface.",
"Paige: Something's happening with you and Spinner?",
"Terri: No, Ashley got an overactive imagination.",
"Ashley: You should totally ask Spinner to go with you tonight.",
"Terri: Uh, no point. I can't go.",
"Ashley: What? You have to. You're on the dance committee.",
"Terri: Ash, it's not me. It's my dad. He's making me do chores.",
"Ashley: On a Friday? Come on.",
"Paige: If Terri can't go, Terri can't go.",
"Liberty: Ashley! You're going to be late for the announcements.",
"Ashley: Tell me something I don't know, Liberty. (To Terri) I'm not through with you yet.",
"(Ashley leaves to do the announcements.)",
"[Outside]",
"(A man drops off a boy (who we find out is Sean Cameron). He takes off his helmet after he gets off the bike. He puts his hands through his hair, sighs, and goes inside.)",
"Sean: thanks for the ride.",
"(Tracker (Sean's older brother) be good.)",
"[Mr. Simpson's Homeroom]",
"Emma: I can't believe you guys are chickening out (meaning JT and Toby)",
"Toby: We're not chickening out.",
"Emma: Fine.",
"Toby: Fine.",
"JT: We're just not going to the dance, ok?",
"Emma: (To Manny) I just it's just me and you then. You did talk to your parents?",
"Manny: Yes... and no. If the dance was during school hours, fine. But it's at night.",
"Emma: So who am I supposed to go with?",
"(They sit down. Mr. Simpson enters, with Sean behind him.)",
"Mr. S: Morning, people. I would like to meet Sean Cameron. He was here for a few months last year, before he moved up north. Why don't you tell the class about yourself?",
"Sean: No.",
"Mr. S: Ok, well, um, maybe when once you've more settled in. Why don't you have a seat?",
"(He sits down.)",
"Ashley: (over the announcements) So, come make history tonight when I host Starlight, Starbright, Degrassi Community School's first ever nighttime dance. Thanks again, Mr. Raditch. And I know I speak for all of us when I say tonight's going to be the best dance ever.",
"[Ms. Kwan's room]",
"Ms. Kwan: Ok kids, now hold back on your excitement. Because today we're starting a unit on, ta-da, romantic poetry.",
"(Paige looks at Terri who Spinner is looking at. She is not happy. (Which means she likes Spinner))",
"[Hall]",
"(The bell rings)",
"P.A.: A reminder to all dance committee members, please report to the gymnasium for set up",
"[Gym]",
"(Ashley, Terri, and Paige are setting up for the dance. Ashley comes up to Terri.)",
"Ashley: Alright, Terri. What's the real story here?",
"Terri: I told you, my dad.",
"Ashley: Yeah, and your dog ate your homework.",
"Terri: I don't have a dog.",
"(Paige comes down from a ladder.)",
"Ashley: Ter, you're lying. I can always tell. Your eye twitches. Just, talk to me. Why don't you want to go tonight?",
"Terri: Because who'd want to dance with me?",
"Ashley: What? What are you talking about? This is crazy. I'm not letting you do this.",
"Terri: Fine. Tell me how to lose 10 pounds in 6 hours, and I'll be there.",
"[Outside]",
"(Jimmy is dribbling a ball when someone takes it from him. He pretends to shoot a ball in the trashcan. He sees Sean and sits next to him.)",
"Jimmy: Hey, buddy. What's going on? It must be weird being back and all. Don't worry. The guys won't treat you any differently because, well, you know. Alright? (Hits Sean on the arm.)",
"(Sean looks at him weird and leaves. He sits down on a different bench. Emma looks at him, then looks away. (meaning she likes him.))",
"[Gym]",
"Ashley: You know what you're missing? Self-confidence. Seriously, Ter. Just let me come over tonight. I'll get you dressed up, I'll do your make-up...",
"Paige: You want to give Terri a makeover? What, are we on some trashiod talk show here? Leave her alone.",
"Ashley: It's about having fun, and Terri's not gonna have fun until she starts feeling better about herself. We'll have a great time, whoever we dance with. I promise.",
"Paige: If this makeover has to happen, I better be there, too. Terri needs all the support she can get.",
"(Bell rings.)",
"[Ms. Kwan's Classroom -with grade 7]",
"Ms. Kwan: (To Sean) Welcome. Why don't you take that seat and that's your book.",
"(Sean sits down. Emma and Manny watch. Toby and JT come in and walk over to them.",
"Toby: Emma...",
"(Emma and Manny walk away.)",
"Toby: That girl's not happy.",
"JT: Ever since boy bands reared their genetically perfect heads they expect us to know how to dance. Curse them and their fancy footwork.",
"Toby: On the other hand, what else is there to do tonight?",
"JT: Oh, uh, Toby-woby wants to dance with his girly-wirly friend.",
"Toby: Shut up! Emma's not my girlfriend.",
"JT: Yeah, well, forget about her. I have an alternative (pulls out a piece of paper)",
"Ms. Kwan: Ok, guys, quiet down. I want you to open up your books and we're gonna read chapter 4.",
"(JT gives a piece of paper to Toby.)",
"Toby: Where'd you get these URL's?",
"JT: I got this cousin who's really into the 'Net. Best thing about them, they're all free. Girls too sexy for me, I doubt it.",
"Toby: I don't know.",
"JT: Come on, Toby. It's a right of passage.",
"(Ms. Kwan comes by as she watches to see if everyone's working.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Boys, open up your books.",
"(The camera goes over to Emma, Manny, and Liberty.)",
"Manny: Em, I totally wish I could go tonight.",
"Emma: Yeah, well, at least you have a real excuse. Those two?",
"Manny: They're wusses.",
"Liberty: Emma, are you really gonna let a couple of prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?",
"[Toby's House]",
"(Toby and JT are waiting for Kate and Jeff to leave.)",
"JT: I thought you said your parents were going out tonight.",
"(Jeff comes in the room. He gets his keys.)",
"Jeff: Hey, you guys sure we can't give you a ride to the dance?",
"JT & Toby: No.",
"Jeff: Oh.",
"(Kate comes in the room.)",
"Kate: Ok. Alright, so, um, we're off. See you later.",
"Jeff: Bye.",
"Toby: Bye, Dad. Bye, Kate",
"(Kate and Jeff leave.)",
"JT: One parent away, two parents away, three parents away, four parents away.",
"Toby: Parents are gone.",
"JT: What are we waiting for?",
"[Terri's]",
"(Ashley and Paige are helping Terri get ready for the dance.)",
"Ashley: Terri, you alive in there?",
"Terri: I'll be out in a second.",
"Ashley: Well, hurry up. I'm leaving in 5 and I want to see the final result.",
"(Terri comes out. She is wearing a black top and a colorful skirt. Her hair is up.)",
"Terri: I knew this was stupid.",
"Ashley: Ter, stop. You look... incredible.",
"Paige: Wow. You actually do.",
"Terri: You're sure?",
"Ashley: Totally. I know it's early but I really have to set up. Terri, you are coming?",
"Terri: I guess so. I just wish I wasn't so nervous.",
"Paige: You go, Ash. I just want to freshen up a bit. Ter, wanna wait?",
"Ashley: Paige, you look fine.",
"Paige: Please, it's boiling in here. I've sweated off all my makeup.",
"Terri: It's okay. I'll wait.",
"Ashley: Alright, but I gotta run. Terri, I'm so glad you changed your mind. Spinner is gonna freak.",
"(Ashley leaves.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"[Degrassi]",
"(Spike is dropping Emma off at the dance.)",
"Spike: (as Emma gets out of the car) Call me when you want me to pick you up. You sure you're okay going in there alone?",
"Emma: I'm fine.",
"Spike: Okay. Good luck. But, do not walk home alone.",
"(Kids hear this and start to laugh.)",
"Emma: Mom... please.",
"[Terri's]",
"(Terri is looking at herself in a mirror.)",
"Paige: Okay. That's better. I don't know about you, but I always get a little nervous before these things. Hey, you okay?",
"Terri: Um, don't you think this outfit is a little too sexy?",
"Paige: Hon, it's not that wild.",
"Terri: Then maybe it's not sexy enough?",
"Paige: Well, we could just a few final touches.",
"(Paige makes Terri's skirt a little shorter by raising it up.)",
"Terri: Paige, I don't know if I can go out looking like this.",
"Paige: Terri, you're just nervous. You need to calm down. Come on. I think we could use a glass of cheery.",
"Terri: Really?",
"[Degrassi]",
"Liberty: Your signs were blah.",
"Ashley: Now you can't even read them. They're too covered in glitters, squiggles, and sparkles.",
"(As they're talking Sean is waiting in line. He gets tired of waiting so he goes to the front of the line, pays, and goes in.)",
"Liberty: It's called marketing.",
"Ashley: It's called messy. $5.00 please. It goes towards the Degrassi Community Food Bank, though you wouldn't know that from the sign.",
"(Ashley takes Emma's money and Emma enters the dance.)",
"Ashley: (To person after Emma) $5.00 please.",
"[The Dance]",
"Spinner: Hey! It's little Miss Big Mouth + look she's got a heart on.",
"(Jimmy laughs and high fives Spinner. Emma walks away.)",
"[Kerwin House]",
"Toby: It's weird. I didn't surf for this stuff before. As soon as Kate installed the filter...",
"JT: Well, you can disable it, right? You weren't just making that up?",
"Toby: (types in some stuff) It's gone. (JT gives him the paper) Ok, where should we start? Foxy ladies? Babes in heat?",
"JT: How about the one with three X's?",
"Toby: Ok, triple s*x XXX. Here we come.",
"(They try to enter a site but something comes up that the connection dropped, which means they can't surf the Web till it's back up.)",
"JT: What just happened?",
"Toby: Stupid connection dropped.",
"JT: Well, how long till it's back up?",
"Toby: Could be minutes, could be hours.",
"[Terri's]",
"(She and Paige are drinking as they talk.)",
"Paige: See the thing with guys, they love it when you take the lead.",
"Terri: They do?",
"Paige: They're shy too. You can't make them to do all the work. So, don't be nervous. Be yourself, just maybe a little more so.",
"Terri: This is helping. (Meaning the drink)",
"Paige: Here take mine. Hon, the more you have, the better you feel. Trust me. (Pours Terri more)",
"[Kerwin House]",
"(The computer makes a noise.)",
"Toby: The connection's back up.",
"(They run to the computer.)",
"JT: Boobage, here we come.",
"(They click on a site.)",
"JT: Nice.",
"Toby: I'll say. Picture number two.",
"[Street]",
"(Paige and Terri are walking to the dance. Terri is having a hard time walking, so you know she must be drunk.)",
"Terri: Oops, Paige you saved me.",
"Paige: Yeah, you owe me big time.",
"Terri: I do. Um, you're such a good friend and I just owe you for tonight for looking out for me. Do you think I actually have a shot with Spinner? I like him, a lot, and I want him to like me too.",
"Paige: Of course you do. We're going to make sure it happens. Let's go.",
"(She grabs Terri's hand and they head inside. As they do, Terri, drops the bottle she was carrying and it breaks. She laughs.)",
"[Inside]",
"(Ashley sees them and goes over to them.)",
"Ashley: Finally. I was starting to think you weren't coming.",
"Terri: Fear not, Ashley. We're here.",
"Ashley: Uh, Terri?",
"Terri: Bring Spinner on. I'm ready for my man.",
"Ashley: Have you been drinking?",
"Paige: I tried to stop her.",
"Ashley: Get her inside. Now.",
"(Mr. R comes up to her.)",
"Mr. R: How's it going?",
"Ashley: Fine, Mr. Raditch.",
"Mr. R: Good.",
"(He walks away. Ashley goes into the gym.)",
"[The gym]",
"(Emma gets some food and starts to walk around. Paige and Terri go to the food. Paige pours a soda. Spinner comes up to them.)",
"Spinner: Hey. I thought you weren't coming.",
"Terri: Oh, you know, I changed my mind.",
"Spinner: Cool.",
"Paige: Hi Spinner.",
"Spinner: Hi. Uh, Terri, you look, wow.",
"Terri: Ashley, my friend. I love you.",
"Ashley: Yeah, I love you, too, but maybe you should tone it down a bit before Raditch realizes you're drunk.",
"Terri: I'm not drunk. I'm just...happy.",
"Ashley: Paige, how much did she drink? And don't lie.",
"Paige: I don't know. A few glasses.",
"Ashley: What were you thinking? And what is with your skirt? (fixes Terri's skirt)",
"Spinner: Uh, Ter, wanna dance?",
"Terri: I thought you'd never ask.",
"(Ashley gives Paige a look. Paige sees Raditch and waves and leaves. Raditch walks around watching everyone. It shows Terri and Spinner dancing. The camera moves over to Emma. She is just standing there. Then it shows Sean. Jimmy goes over to him.)",
"Jimmy: Hey, man. After party at my place. It's grade 8's only, but we'll make an expectation just for you. What are you doing?",
"Sean: (gets angry and grabs Jimmy) Just stop reminding me, ok? It sucks about having to repeat the 7th grade, and I don't have to have you rubbing it in my face.",
"Emma: (sees Raditch coming) Do you wanna dance?",
"Sean: (let's go of Jimmy) Yeah.",
"(They go on the dance floor and start dancing. It shows Ashley and Paige watching Terri and Spinner. It shows them dancing.)",
"Terri: Our very first dance. This is gonna be my favorite spot in Degrassi from now and forever. You're so cute. I can't believe I just said that.",
"Spinner: Um, thanks.",
"Terri: Do you believe in love at first sight?",
"Spinner: Um, I don't know.",
"[Kerwin House]",
"(Toby and JT are still on-line.)",
"JT: Whoa. She can be my on-line officer anytime.",
"Toby: Oh, yeah.",
"JT: Let's do some more exploration, shall we? (Points to a site on the paper) That",
"(Toby types it in.)",
"Toby: Whoa. Are those real?",
"JT: Real something.",
"(Jeff and Kate come home.)",
"Jeff: Actually, I'd say silicon.",
"Kate: Or saline solution.",
"(JT and Toby turn around, shocked when they realize Kate and Jeff are home.)",
"[The dance]",
"(A new song is on. Terri is dancing around Spinner. Paige and Ashley are watching. Paige laughs.)",
"Spinner: Um, are you okay?",
"Terri: I'm fine. Never better.",
"Spinner: Okay.",
"(Terri falls.)",
"Spinner: Are you okay?",
"Terri: Um, Actually, I don't feel so good.",
"(Terri runs to the bathroom. Ashley follows her.)",
"Paige: I told Terri not to drink so much. So, did you save me that dance?",
"Spinner: Uh, yeah. I guess.",
"(Paige grabs his hand and he spins her. She starts dancing with him.)",
"[Hall]",
"(Terri is running with her hand over her mouth to the washroom. Ashley runs after her.)",
"Ashley: Terri!",
"(From inside, you can hear Terri puking.)",
"[The next day at school - The hall]",
"Manny: You actually asked him to dance?",
"Emma: I know. He seems all scary and dangerous, but he was actually pretty nice.",
"JT: I told you it was a stupid idea.",
"Emma: What did you guys do Friday night?",
"Toby: Nothing, why?",
"JT: Nothing. Just imagine the most embarrassing possible moment of your life then multiply it by eternity.",
"Manny: What happened?",
"JT: The internet, Toby's perverted curiosity.",
"Toby: Me? It was your idea, remember?",
"Emma: You guys stayed home to look at p0rn?",
"Toby: So? It's a right of passage.",
"Manny: Please.",
"JT: His dad and Kate came home early and found us.",
"Toby: They made us look at p0rn sites with them, including sites with men. To teach us a lesson about objectifying women.",
"Emma: they made you look at p0rn?",
"Manny: With them?",
"Emma: Males and Females?",
"Toby: Not so loud, okay?",
"Emma and Manny: Losers.",
"(They walk away.)",
"[Outside]",
"(Terri is walking. Ashley walks up to her.)",
"Ashley: Hey, so how come you didn't call me all weekend?",
"Terri: Because I wanted to fall off the face of the earth and die.",
"Ashley: Well, if it makes you feel any better, Mr. Raditch says we can have another right dance next semester.",
"Terri: Well, at least I didn't wreck everything.",
"Ashley: Of course you didn't. Things are going to work out, just trust me.",
"(Spinner comes up to them.)",
"Spinner: Hey, Terri. Hey, are you feeling better?",
"(Terri nods.)",
"Spinner: Look, here are those notes back. Thanks again.",
"(Terri takes them back.)",
"Paige: (she comes up to them) Yeah, Ter, thanks, but Spinner's gonna use my notes from now on.",
"Spinner: Bye.",
"(Spinner and Paige leave Terri looking sad. The camera shows Ashley looking sad for Terri then moves back to Terri.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x04 | Eye of the Beholder | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_01x07.json | [
"Jimmy wants to make the basketball team, but due to practice, his schoolwork suffers. To get an energy boost, he convinces Spinner to skip a Ritalin pill and give it to him instead, resulting in Spinner, off his medication, mooning the audience during halftime. Jimmy, under the influence of the Ritalin, gets himself into trouble when he hurts Sean in attempt to take the winning shot. Meanwhile, Liberty is tired of writing Ashley's video announcement speeches and not getting any credit for it. Ashley then gives her a chance at doing the announcements, with disastrous results."
]
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"Degrassi - Gym",
"(Sean has a basketball in his hands. He throws it to Jimmy. He tries to guard Jimmy. Jimmy goes past him and makes a shot.)",
"Jimmy: Yeah.",
"(A whistle is blown.)",
"Coach: Bring it in guys. (The guys all gather around) Tomorrow's exception game is against Earl Gray. You have to come out strong, play hard. Now, my final cuts will be based on how you perform in that game (They groan). Sorry, gentleman. I have 15 talented players here and only 12 spots. (Bell rings) (He looks at his watch) Okay, guys, you better change before you're late for homeroom. Good job.",
"(Everyone leaves except Jimmy and Spinner.)",
"Spinner: Dude, you heard Armstrong. Homeroom calls.",
"Jimmy: Homeroom can wait. I want to try this one more time.",
"Spinner: Jimmy, you burned up the floor this morning. You're doing fine.",
"Jimmy: Fine? I want to do better than that.",
"Spinner: (as Jimmy's taking a shot) Downtown. Go, Jimmy! Oh, yeah! Who's the man? (He high fives Jimmy)",
"Jimmy: You're looking at him. Degrassi Panthers, Jimmy Brooks is on the prowl.",
"Ms. Kwan's Class",
"(Jimmy is walking in and Ms. Kwan holds out her hand.)",
"Jimmy: Ms. Kwan, please. Let me make the team first, then I'll give you my autograph.",
"Ms. Kwan: How about you give me your English assignment instead?",
"Jimmy: My assignment, right. I wanted to talk to you about that.",
"Ms. Kwan: Jimmy, I already gave you an extension. You did read chapter 8 for today, right?",
"Jimmy: Of course. I'm totally on top of the reading, it's just the actual work.",
"Ms. Kwan: Jimmy, you're falling seriously behind. I'm concerned you're not up to juggling both academics and sports.",
"Jimmy: Oh, but juggling is a sport, Ms. Kwan. There's nothing to worry about, I'm fine.",
"Hall",
"(Liberty is running to where Ashley does the announcements.)",
"Announcements",
"Cameragirl: (checking her watch) Ashley, the bell's gonna ring any second.",
"Ashley: Where is she? Liberty comes through the door. Ashley takes the notecards that she's supposed to read.",
"Liberty: Well, there's a- (she's interrupted by Ashley taking the notes) There's a little joke at the end. I think you'll like it.",
"Ashley: What I'd really like is for you to be on time, ok? Bell rings",
"Ashley: Good morning, Degrassi. Tomorrow, morning announcements will be replaced by (now shows Ashley on the TV in grade 7 Media Immersion homeroom) a very special afternoon pre-game screening as the Degrassi Panthers face off against Earl Gray in an exception match, so, Go, Panthers, Go.",
"JT: She's pretty suavee, got it together.",
"Emma: It's not suavee, it's suave.",
"Liberty: Television is so stressful.",
"JT: Ashley doesn't seem stressed.",
"Manny: I know. She's better than the people on the news. Calm, cool, a total natural.",
"Ashley: So, if you see the Earl Gray team holding lighters, it's because they always lose their matches. Have a great day, guys.",
"JT: Lose their matches. Not bad.",
"Liberty: That was my joke. I mean, I wrote it after I found it on the 'Net.",
"Emma: It's true, you know. You do all the work and Ashley takes all the glory. You should really talk to her.",
"Sean: Or quiet. Why spend any more time at school than you already have to?",
"Toby: you're going out for basketball.",
"Sean: My social worker says it's beneficial. Personally, I couldn't give a rat's-",
"(Mr. Simpson runs in.)",
"Mr. S: Class, sorry for the delay.",
"Liberty: It just makes me mad that people think Ashley is so funny and clever, when all she's doing is reading my words.",
"Manny: Yeah, a monkey could do that.",
"Emma: Personally, I'd say it's time you asked Princess Ashley to share the air, but, hey, it's your career.",
"Mr. S: Alright, today we'll be exploring the fascinating world of HTML.",
"Ms. Kwan's class",
"Ms. Kwan: I've been reading your assignments, well, those that have been handed in. Your thoughts on chapter 8 have been fascinating, so, let's open it up for discussion. Jimmy?",
"Jimmy: Oh, uh, chapter 8? It's great, just like the rest of the book.",
"Ms. Kwan: Could you elaborate? For example, which character do you relate to?",
"Jimmy: Well, that's a very interesting question, Ms. Kwan, I-",
"Ms. Kwan: Jimmy, it's not that hard.",
"Jimmy: Ok, um, I associate most with the main character.",
"Ms. Kwan: It's an ensemble piece. Which main character?",
"Jimmy: The Lord of the Flies. Who else? (Everyone starts to laugh)",
"Ms. Kwan: The Lord of the Flies is a severed pig's head resting on a stake. You haven't read the book, have you? Hall",
"Spinner: Busted. Total crash and burn.",
"Jimmy: I'm doomed, man.",
"Spinner: Come on, Ms. Kwan can't stop you from playing. She's an English teacher.",
"Jimmy: MY English teacher who's threatening to talk to MY coach who needs to cut three players.",
"Spinner: Jimmy, you're a total natural. Coach Armstrong's not gonna cut you. Just try harder at school.",
"(They go through doors.)",
"Jimmy: School that's my problem. It's totally in the way. I concentrate on English, my playing is crap. Concentrate on basketball and I don't have enough time to do my homework. It's a no win situation.",
"Spinner: Got that right. It's a Catch 42.",
"Jimmy: Catch 22.",
"Spinner: Like you know. You thought you were Lord of the Flies.",
"Jimmy: And now I've got Kwan on my back, I'm bagged, man.",
"Spinner: Yeah, I know the feeling. Since they upped my Ritalin, I'm like a complete zombie.",
"Jimmy: Yeah, but I've seen you when you don't take them; not pretty.",
"Spinner: Yeah, I know. Don't call me Spinner for nothing.",
"(Spinner takes his pill and takes a drink. Jimmy walk away.)",
"Cafeteria",
"(Ashley pays for lunch and starts to walk to her table, when Liberty comes up to her.)",
"Liberty: Ashley. Can I talk to you for a second?",
"Ashley: Now? Ter, save me a spot, ok?",
"Terri: Sure.",
"Ashley: How can I help you, Liberty?",
"Liberty: I want to read the announcements.",
"Ashley: What?",
"Liberty: I do all the writing, it's only fair if I get to go on air once in a while.",
"Ashley: Liberty, you're a writer, I'm a performer. You're yin, I'm yang. We're very different.",
"Liberty: How?",
"Ashley: Just maybe next year, ok?",
"(Ashley walk away.)",
"Gym.",
"(The players are practicing while Jimmy is reading.)",
"Coach: Remember, follow through with the wrist, ok? (Sean shoots and it goes in) Nice shot, Sean. You see how he uses his legs and not his hands? Very important. Jimmy, why don't you give it a try? (Jimmy is reading and doesn't hear him at first. When he does he puts down the book and gets up) Or you can keep reading, if you want to.",
"Jimmy: Sorry, Coach. (Goes up to the basket and does a lay-up)",
"Coach: Excellent, technique, Jimmy. But, we're practicing our shots, not our lay-ups. Impress me tomorrow. Give it another try.",
"Hall",
"Paige: (says something in French) I've been told I have perfect Parisian accent.",
"(Ashley and Terri keep walking and run into Liberty.)",
"Liberty: I just want to do it once.",
"Ashley: Liberty, when I said no the last time, what didn't you understand?",
"Liberty: Give me a chance, come on, why not?",
"Ashley: Because it's my job.",
"Liberty: Fine, I'm going on strike. No research, no more writing, no more jokes. I figure you can do it yourself. Takes about, oh, an hour a day, if you're fast.",
"Ashley: Liberty, you're not playing fair.",
"Liberty: I'M not playing fair? You're the one being greedy.",
"Ashley: It's just, I'm good at this.",
"Liberty: Anyone can read a cue card. A monkey could do your job.",
"Ashley: Fine, go ahead, tomorrow's pre-game announcement's, they're all yours. Knock yourself out.",
"(Ashley walks away. Liberty smiles.)",
"Gym",
"(Spinner is putting the balls away. Jimmy is leaving.)",
"Guy: Jimmy, what's up, buddy? (They bump fists)",
"Jimmy: Hey, Sean, good work out there today. You got no problems making the team.",
"Sean: I don't know about that. Guess we'll see tomorrow.",
"Jimmy: Yeah.",
"(Sean leaves.)",
"Jimmy: \"Don't know about that.\" Whatever. Coach loves him. Sean probably made the team the minute he signed up.",
"Spinner: Jimmy, Sean's a good player.",
"Jimmy: Yeah, so am I (Takes a drink from a water bottle).",
"Spinner: And who's saying you're not?",
"Jimmy: Coach Armstrong. You saw him just now, tore my game apart.",
"Spinner: He was just giving you pointers.",
"Jimmy: Hello, I know how to shoot a basket. And sorry, but lay-ups? Way more important than three-pointers.",
"Spinner: Look, if you don't make the team, which you will, you can be my co-manager.",
"Jimmy: Thanks, but it's not the same.",
"Spinner: Right. Not much glory handing out towels and bottles of water. Anyway, let's go catch a movie or something, get your mind off this.",
"Jimmy: Can't, pulling an all-nighter. Got that assignment, remember?",
"(Spinner takes a pill out of a box and takes it with a bottle of water.)",
"Jimmy: Wish there was a pill I could take, one that would boost me up.",
"Spinner: Ritalin would boost you up, big time. It's like 50 cups of coffee.",
"Jimmy: I thought it was supposed to calm people down.",
"Spinner: It does, calm me down. Has to do with something with the configuration of my brain.",
"Jimmy: YOU have a brain?",
"Spinner: Ha, ha. But for normal people, exact opposite. It's like, Speed.",
"Jimmy: Weird.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but you know something, drugs aren't the answer. Just say no.",
"(Jimmy smiles. Spinner gets up.)",
"Hall",
"(Bell rings.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Kwan's classroom.",
"(She's looking down at papers. Jimmy enters.)",
"Jimmy: Ralph.",
"Ms. Kwan: Pardon me?",
"Jimmy: You asked me who I related to in The Lord of the Flies, It's Ralph.",
"(Jimmy gives her a paper.)",
"Jimmy and Spinner",
"(Jimmy sits down.)",
"Jimmy: I'm wiped. Got nothing left for the game.",
"Spinner: Man, you got your English assignment done, Kwan will get your back now.",
"Jimmy: Doesn't help if I don't make the team.",
"(Something beeps. Spinner takes out the box to take his Ritalin.)",
"Jimmy: But, you could help me, Spinner.",
"(Spinner gives him a look. Jimmy looks at Spinner as if to say \"Give me the pill.\")",
"Spinner: No way.",
"Jimmy: it's not like steroids, I mean, it's not illegal.",
"Spinner: Of course it's not illegal. You see me in jail?",
"Ms. Kwan: Ok guys, let's discuss the next chapter.",
"Jimmy: Please? I need it. Look at me. I'm half-alive.",
"Spinner: Jimmy, it's my last pill, I can't miss it.",
"Jimmy: Just this once. A little energy boost. This game's my last chance to prove myself to Armstrong. Please?",
"(Spinner hands the pill to Jimmy.)",
"Jimmy: Do I take it now?",
"Spinner: I guess. Takes about an hour to kick in.",
"(Jimmy raises his hand.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Yes, Jimmy?",
"Jimmy: I need to use the washroom.",
"(Ms. Kwan nods. Jimmy gets up and leaves.)",
"Outside Classroom",
"(Mr. Raditch walks to Jimmy.)",
"Mr. R: Jimmy! Good luck this afternoon with the game.",
"Jimmy: Thanks, Mr. Raditch.",
"Mr. R: Go get 'em, son.",
"(Mr. Raditch leaves. Jimmy looks at the pill, then takes it.)",
"Liberty.",
"(Liberty is messing around with the camera before she does the announcements. She doesn't know, but it's on air.)",
"In Media Immersion.",
"Sean: What happened to Ashley?",
"Girl: Liberty, we're on!",
"JT: She's doing a great job.",
"Sean: This is just sad.",
"Liberty: (reading cards) Welcome to Degrassi's special pre-game announcements. Today the Degrassi Panthers start a whole new reason, season, of basket...ball. Basketball. Uh, by biting Earl Gray. (As she's talking people are watching and laughing in grade 8 homeroom) You can run, but you can't hide, Earl Gray-Gray. The prowl is on the Panthers. The Panthers are on the prowl. This has been Liberty Van Zandt, filling in for Ashley Kerwin.",
"Paige: More like Loser Van Zandt. Good job, Ash. I'm impressed. You totally set her up.",
"(Paige leaves. Ashley looks guilty about it.)",
"Locker room",
"(Jimmy is playing with the ball. He is really energized because of the pill.)",
"Sean: Somebody had a nutritious breakfast.",
"Jimmy: Yup, toast, cheese, eggs, bacon, solid protein. Lot of protein. Brain food, man, brain food.",
"Coach: All right, how you guys doing? You pumped?",
"Jimmy: You know it, Coach. You know it.",
"Gym",
"(The game is going on.)",
"Spinner: Come on, Jimmy. Show them what you got.",
"(Jimmy nods.)",
"Spinner: Come on! Start this game, come on!",
"(The ref throws the ball in the air and the game starts.)",
"Spinner: What's wrong with all of you? Come on? (As Spinner talks Degrassi gets the ball. A teammate passes the ball to Jimmy. Jimmy dribbles it down the court)",
"Sean: Jimmy! Pass the ball. Jimmy!",
"Spinner: Come on. What's he doing? Come on.",
"Sean: Pass the ball.",
"(Jimmy shoots the ball and it goes in.)",
"Spinner: Oh yeah! You the man!",
"Announcer: Degrassi leads 3-0.",
"(Jimmy jumps up, very excited. He high fives a player.)",
"Liberty in the hall.",
"(She is there with another girl. She is upset because of the announcements.)",
"Girl: Not bad, for your first time. Wanna head over to the gym?",
"Liberty shakes her head \"No\". She hits her head on a door in the room she's in. People walk by.",
"Girl #1: That's her. (People laugh) Oh my god. So funny.",
"(Liberty runs away with her hand over her mouth.)",
"Girl: Liberty!",
"Gym - The Game",
"(Jimmy has the ball.)",
"Spinner: Go, Jimmy! You the man! Yeah! Come on! Go, Jimmy, go, Jimmy, go. Go, Jimmy. Yeah, come on.",
"Sean: Pass it.",
"Spinner: Come on, Jimmy.",
"(Coach looks worried about Jimmy's behavior.)",
"Coach: Gavin, You're the team manager, not head cheerleader.",
"Spinner: Come on, Coach. I was just giving Jimmy some mortal support.",
"Coach: Moral support. You want to show your support? Clean up this bench. Bring it in, guys. Good job, good job. Half time conference in thew locker room. Let's go.",
"Spinner: (as they pass him) Good job, guys, Jimmy.",
"Announcer: Half time! 22-24, Degrassi.",
"(Spinner takes out a boombox and turns it on. A cool beat comes out of it. Spinner gets into it.)",
"Girls' Washroom",
"(Liberty is in there, crying. Ashley comes in.)",
"Ashley: Liberty? I know you're in here. Liberty, come on.",
"Liberty: What do you want?",
"Ashley: I just want to talk to you.",
"Liberty: What, to tell me I was horrible? Thanks, I already figured it out.",
"Ashley: You weren't great, but you weren't completely horrible.",
"(Liberty opens the stall door and comes out.)",
"Liberty: I wasn't?",
"Ashley: No, you just need a few pointers. I've got a plan. Trust me on this.",
"Locker room",
"Coach: Listen up. We're in the lead. Stay with your man. Keep up the pace. Play like a team. You're hearing me, Jimmy?",
"Jimmy: Loud and clear, Coach A. Loud and clear. Gym",
"(Spinner's sitting on the bench. The music is still playing. Spinner gets up after turning the music up.)",
"Spinner: Yo, Degrassi. We need some half time entertainment.",
"(The crowd cheers. Spinner starts dancing. The crowd cheers him on. Mr. R is watching and doesn't look happy. All of a sudden, Spinner moons them. Mr. R drags him away.)",
"Spinner: Good night, Degrassi.",
"Mr. Raditch's office",
"Mr. R: What were you thinking?",
"Spinner: I don't know, it was funny.",
"Mr. R: Funny.",
"(Spinner nods.)",
"Mr. R: It wasn't funny. It made us look like idiots.",
"Spinner: But, Mr. Raditch...",
"Mr. R: Sit down.",
"(Spinner sits.)",
"Mr. R: First, no extracurricular activities until the end of the semester.",
"Spinner: What? But, Mr. Raditch...",
"Mr. R: No discussion. Consider yourself lucky. I could suspend you for this.",
"Spinner: But, sir, it's medical.",
"Mr. R: Gavin, you've been taking Ritalin for two years now, you know what happens when you miss a pill. Unless there's some another explanation.",
"Spinner: I forgot, ok?",
"Mr. R: Fine, but you won't forget again. Because you'll be taking your pills in front of my secretary.",
"Spinner: But, Mr. Raditch...",
"Mr. R: Three times a day.",
"(He gets up and opens the door.)",
"Mr. R: Mrs. Smith, could you come in here, please? And would you bring Mr. Mason's file.",
"Gym - The Game is on again.",
"(Jimmy has the ball.)",
"Sean: Jimmy! Pass the ball. I'm open. (Jimmy isn't listening) Pass it, come on.",
"(Jimmy shoots, but misses. Coach is taking note of how Jimmy is acting. Sean gets the ball.)",
"Jimmy: Sean, pass the ball. Sean, I'm open. Sean!",
"(Sean doesn't, so Jimmy hits him, gets the ball, and scores the winning shot. Buzzer.)",
"Jimmy: Yeah! Who's the man? Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.",
"(Coach goes to Sean who is on the floor, hurt.)",
"Coach: Sean, you ok? Is it your ankle?",
"(Sean nods.)",
"Coach: I want you to wiggle your toes for me.",
"Announcer: Degrassi wins 39-37.",
"(Everyone is excited about the win.)",
"The Hall",
"(JT, Toby, Emma, and Manny are walking and talking.)",
"JT: Degrassi rules.",
"Toby: I bet we go all the way to the regionals.",
"Emma: But, what was up with that Jimmy guy out there? He was like a lunatic.",
"JT: Sports are not for the weak of heart.",
"Emma: Like you'd know, and besides, that doesn't mean you get to injure people.",
"Manny: (Sees Liberty on the TV) Oh, no.",
"Liberty (On TV): Way to go, Degrassi. Our team just kicked some serious Earl Gray butt...",
"JT: Liberty said butt?",
"Liberty: ... Just before the buzzer we scored an awesome three pointer winning the game, 39-37.",
"Manny: She's actually doing ok.",
"Liberty... Pathers, you're off to an sonsational start. (Goes to where liberty is reading it) This is Liberty Van Zandt, wrapping up today's special video coverage. Thank you. (Girl turns camera off)",
"Ashley: See? It's not so hard. The trick is to remain calm, cool, and sure of yourself. You're pretty good at that, already.",
"Liberty: Thank you, Ashley.",
"Ashley: And you'll be even better when you read the announcements again, next year, after I graduate. Locker room",
"(The guys are really excited they won. Coach comes in the room.)",
"Coach: Jimmy, can I talk to you for a second? It's about this afternoon, out on the court.",
"Jimmy: I know, 12 points plus the game point. It's the best I've ever played.",
"Coach: In terms of scoring, yes. But, you show boated, you ball hogged, you blew plays, you weren't a team player.",
"Jimmy: I know.",
"Coach: But you know what really worries me? It's what you did to Sean. You know you almost broke his ankle out there?",
"Jimmy: That was an accident.",
"Coach: An accident? Come on, Jimmy. You fouled your own player, deliberately. And you know we have a zero tolerance policy for violence.",
"Jimmy: it was stupid. It'll never happen again. I promise.",
"Coach: I can't take that chance. Sorry, Jimmy, you're cut.",
"(Jimmy is upset. He looks over at Sean, who is being bandaged up by Coach Armstrong.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x07 | Basketball Diaries | bunniefuu |
|
Degrassi_Next_Generation_01x08.json | [
"Ashley's dad is coming home from Europe, and she's happy, until she finds out he's gay and cuts him out of her life. Meanwhile, Liberty has the biggest crush on J.T., but he's not interested. When he hears about Ashley's father, he tells Liberty he, too, is a homosexual."
]
| [
"Road",
"(Ashley and her dad, Robert Kerwin, are in a car. He is driving her home.)",
"Ashley: Thanks again for brunch, Dad. I had a great time.",
"Robert: Me too, Ash.",
"Ashley: Mr. Simpson is so excited that you're coming to speak to our class tomorrow. So am I.",
"Robert: (As he turns into Ashley's driveway) It should be a lot of fun.",
"Ashley: I can't wait to show you off.",
"Robert: Ashley...",
"Ashley: Yeah?",
"Robert: Nothing, uh, just see you tomorrow (gives her a kiss; Ashley smiles)",
"Ashley: (Gets out of the car) 'Bye, Dad.",
"Robert: 'Bye, Hon.",
"Inside the House",
"(Ashley is entering the kitchen and hears Jeff and her mom.)",
"Kate: You didn't put the vinegar in the dishwasher like I asked you to, right?",
"Jeff: I'm sorry, Kate, I just can't remember things like that.",
"Kate: Come on, that's an excuse Toby would make.",
"Jeff: (Loud) Oh, Kate, come on, you're gonna compare. (To Ashley) You'd better be careful. She's in one of her moods again.",
"Kate: Well, I wouldn't be if you'd grasp the concept of hard water. (To Ashley) Oh, don't worry about that. We're just having one of our things. So, how was brunch?",
"Ashley: Great. Dad told me he went to this royal reception last week and shook hands with Prince Charles.",
"Kate: Wow. Very sheshe. So, uh, did you talk about anything else? Or just, uh, life in London?",
"Ashley: No. Why, was there something else?",
"Kate: No, just me being noisy. I'm glad you had a good time.",
"Degrassi Community School",
"(It starts on a close-up of inside a gold locket with pictures of Terri's mom and dad. Terri is showing it to Ashley.)",
"Terri: My dad gave it to my mom on their first anniversary. She left it for me after she died.",
"Ashley: Terri, it's beautiful. But, your mom, she's so pretty.",
"Terri: My dad called her his movie star. I know, it's pretty cheesy.",
"Ashley: No, it's sweet. You look just like her, you know.",
"Ms. Kwan: (Comes in and closes the door; she has a poster in her hand) Quiet down. Remember, our Lord Of The Flies test is in two days. So, let's use this time in class to catch up on any reading you haven't done.",
"(Terri puts her binder up so she and Ashley can whisper to each other without getting in trouble.)",
"Terri: So, what did your mom think of your dad moving back?",
"Ashley: I'm not sure.",
"Terri: They don't get along?",
"Ashley: No, they get along fine, but, yesterday after my dad dropped me off, she was acting pretty weird.",
"Terri: How?",
"Ashley: I don't know. She just seemed tense or something. And then she and Jeff had this fight.",
"(Ms. Kwan comes over to them.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Ashley!",
"(She walks away.)",
"Terri: So, your dad's still coming to Media Immersion this afternoon, right?",
"Ashley: Yup. You're not going to believe some of the stuff he's uncovered, more than the news.",
"Terri: Wow.",
"Grade 7 Media Immersion",
"(Toby is helping Mr. Simpson.)",
"Toby: Ok, so, all you have to do is highlight this here, and then, you click the hyperlink button and you're done.",
"Mr. Simpson: Good.",
"Emma: (To Sean) Have you finished your haiku for Ms. Kwan yet? Her class is in like 10 minutes.",
"Sean: Have you?",
"Emma: \"Ancient waves so pure, lapping on the shores of time. Early death our fault.\"",
"Sean: That's happy.",
"Emma: That's about our polluted oceans.",
"Sean: Mm-hmm.",
"JT: Hey guys, check this out. (He throws a paper airplane that goes right past Mr. Simpson's head, which make everyone laugh)",
"Mr. Simpson: (He has it in his hand as he gets up) Ok, so who's the aeronautics' genius?",
"(Liberty gets up and approaches Mr. Simpson.)",
"Mr. Simpson: Liberty, this is yours?",
"Liberty: Yes, and I apologize profusely.",
"Mr. Simpson: Well... don't let it happen again. (He sits back down. As Liberty sits back down, she smiles at JT and he smiles back and nods his head at her)",
"Hall",
"Manny: What was with Liberty? She was acting, like, totally weird.",
"JT: She is weird.",
"Toby: Why would liberty, whose never missed a day in her life, put her neck on the line, and for you?",
"Emma: Hello, Liberty has a major crush on JT.",
"JT: What?",
"Emma: Come on, it's so obvious.",
"(JT shakes his head. Liberty approaches.)",
"Liberty: (Gives JT the airplane) I took it when Mr. Simpson wasn't looking.",
"JT: Thanks, but, you didn't have to. You didn't have to take the blame in homeroom.",
"Liberty: Well, you know, you get in trouble so much, someone has to watch your back.",
"Emma: That's very sweet of you Liberty.",
"Liberty: Oh, and by the way, it's time The Grapevine has a 7th grader as Student Pick Of The Week, so, I pick you.",
"JT: Why?",
"Liberty: Well, you know, everyone knows you're gonna be famous one day, so, I just want to say I interviewed you first.",
"JT: Cool.",
"Liberty: So, interview after school?",
"JT: Sure.",
"Liberty: 'K.",
"(Liberty leaves.)",
"Manny: (singing) JT and Liberty (Emma joins in) sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G.",
"JT: Would you shut up? She does not have a crush on me.",
"Emma: Sure.",
"Toby: Yeah, right.",
"Ms. Kwan's Class",
"(Sean is reading his haiku and counting the syllables.)",
"Sean: \"Poetry is crime, No idea have to rhyme, stupid waste of time.\"",
"Ms. Kwan: A poem about hating poetry. Since poetry's about putting your feelings into verse, this haiku actually works. Nice job, Sean. Ok, who's next? (Liberty raises her hand) Liberty, come on down.",
"(Liberty gets up and goes to the front of the room.)",
"Liberty: \"Smile like a sunbeam, height saboreant to his heart, makes me lie awake.\"",
"Ms. Kwan: Liberty, wow. One too many syllables in the second line, but your feelings are definitely shinning through. Great work. (Liberty smiles at JT and he gives her a weird smile)",
"Grade 8 Media Immersion where Ashley's dad is talking to the class",
"Robert: Well, they, uh, stitched me up in a field hospital on the cost of old order. I, uh, still have a piece of shrapnel (points to his lower stomach) right here. Uh, but I'm supposed to be talking to you about the role of masscommunication in society, not rehashing old war stories.",
"Mr. Simpson: That's ok. Does anyone else have a question for Mr. Kerwin?",
"Paige: When the shrapnel hit, did your life, like, flash before your eyes?",
"Robert: My life? No, not a bit, but, the bomb blast sure did. (Ashley is smiling as she watches) Gym",
"(Ashley, Terri, and Paige are walking through the gym.)",
"Paige: Ok, I am so in love.",
"Ashley: Paige, he's my father.",
"Paige: Father, smather. Your dad's hot. In an old man sort of way. I can't believe your mom ever let him go.",
"Ashley: Let him go? It didn't exactly happen like that (They are now in the hall) He left us and moved to Europe, there wasn't much my mom could do.",
"Terri: So why did he leave?",
"Ashley: I don't know.",
"Paige: Was there another woman?",
"Ashley: No, he doesn't even have a girlfriend now. They just didn't get along.",
"Paige: Well, maybe now that he's back, maybe your mom and dad will work things out, get back together.",
"(After talking with Mr. Simpson, Ashley's dad comes up to them.)",
"Robert: Hey, Ash. Need a ride home after school? (She nods) Meet you out front. Nice meeting you girls. (He walks away)",
"Terri & Paige: 'Bye, Mr. Kerwin.",
"Ashley: (Imitating Paige & Terri) \"'Bye, Mr. Kerwin.\"",
"Hall",
"(Toby is at his locker.)",
"JT: Toby. Toby, over here. Tobs. (Knocks on a locker he's inside of)",
"(Toby hits one and opens it. He finds JT inside it.)",
"Toby: What are you doing?",
"JT: Avoiding Liberty.",
"Toby: What about your interview?",
"JT: Did you hear her haiku? She wants me, man. I'm out of here.",
"Liberty: JT, you were supposed to meet me seven minutes ago. (Takes his picture with a camera)",
"JT: Ah, Liberty, I forgot to tell you I can't come to the interview tonight. Toby and I've got (Sees a poster for dance lessons) dance lessons tonight.",
"Toby: Right. Tonight it's... ballroom.",
"Liberty: Oh, I get it, it's a joke. JT, you are beyond funny. Dance lessons? With a boy? Anyway, (takes him out of the locker) let's use your humor in the article, but, uh, if you actually want to take dance lessons, you should look me up.",
"JT: (Whispers to Toby) Help!",
"Car. Robert is driving Ashley home. He is pulling into the driveway.",
"Robert: (As he stops the car and Ashley takes off her seatbelt) Here we go.",
"Ashley: Thanks again for talking to our class today, Dad. Have I told you how happy I am that you moved back?",
"Robert: I'm happy, too, Ash. Ashley, can we, uh... (Kate comes outside)",
"Kate: I thought I heard a car. Hey, Robert (gives him a kiss).",
"Robert: Wow, you look great.",
"Kate: I'm holding a bag of garbage. Ash, there's another bag in the garage. Could you get it while your dad and I catch up?",
"Ashley: Sure. (Gets out of the car) Oh, uh, Dad, we're still on for Sunday, right?",
"Robert: Definitely.",
"Ashley: Great. (As she walks away, she watches them talking)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Kerwin kitchen",
"(Ashley is helping her mom.)",
"Kate: You know, the older your dad gets, the handsomer he becomes. Lucky guy.",
"Ashley: Everyone at school loved him today.",
"Kate: Everybody always loves him. He's the most charming man on the planet.",
"Ashley: You still think so? After everything you guys have been through?",
"Kate: Of course. Your dad and I still care about each other, you know that Ash.",
"Ashley: Gee, it uh, almost sounds like you two want to get back together.",
"Kate: Get back together? No. What makes you say that?",
"Ashley: I don't know. You guys have been acting like there's some big secret lately. Just thought maybe it was something about you two. What, is there something?",
"Kate: Ash...",
"Ashley: He hasn't found some other woman, has he? He's not getting married?",
"Kate: No.",
"Ashley: Well then what? Is he gay, is that what you're trying to tell me?",
"Kate: Ash, there are things your dad and I should have talked to you about a long time ago.",
"Ashley: Mom, I was joking.",
"Kate: It's not a joke. Your dad is gay. (The camera does a close-up on Ashley's shocked face about this news)",
"Hall",
"JT: I don't get it. How can Ashley's dad, like, do it with other guys? Not only that, how does he?",
"Toby: I don't know JT. I didn't ask.",
"JT: Women, ok? Real women, not girls, are sexy. But, guys, I mean, we have muscles, we smell, we have body hair...",
"Toby: You wish. Women can have body hair, too. My aunt Patina has...",
"JT: That's not what I mean.",
"Toby: I don't know, JT. Some people are just gay, I guess. So, how'd your interview with Liberty go?",
"JT: Don't ask, don't tell. Cafeteria",
"(Ashley is sitting at a table pouring chocolate milk. Terri comes to join her.)",
"Terri: Hey, Ash. Can I join you?",
"(Ashley shrugs, so Terri sits down.)",
"Terri: Is everything ok?",
"Ashley: Yeah, everything's fine.",
"Terri: You've been acting weird all day.",
"Ashley: I found out something about my dad.",
"(Paige comes to the table.)",
"Paige: Hey, Ash. Is everything ok?",
"Terri: Paige, we're talking.",
"Paige: Perfect, because I wanted to talk about something, too. (Sits down)",
"Ashley: Paige, I'm really not in the mood.",
"Paige: Concerning your dad.",
"Ashley: What about him?",
"Paige: Ok. I was thinking. Robert Kerwin, handsome, stylish, charming, successful, total catch, right? And yet, still single.",
"Ashley: What's your point?",
"Paige: Well, he could still be hung up on your mom, or, and I'm sure this isn't the case, but, have you ever wondered if maybe your dad's gay? It would explain a lot.",
"Ashley: is this supposed to be a joke?",
"Paige: No, hon, not. (Ashley throws her chocolate milk on Paige)",
"Ashley: (getting up and leaving) Just better mind your own business for once Paige.",
"Paige: But, uh, my oldest brother's gay. Ter, I was trying to help. (Terri tries to help clean Paige up)",
"Outside",
"(At one part, JT and Toby are eating. At a table, Liberty, Emma and Manny are eating. JT and Toby are goofing around, while Liberty is staring at JT.)",
"Liberty: Don't, don't you think I'm making headway with JT? Wouldn't it be something if we became the new Jimmy and Ashley?",
"Manny: Yeah, something.",
"Liberty: Do you think I should ask him out? Or is that even ok to do?",
"Emma: Sure, if you think he likes you back.",
"Liberty: You don't think JT likes me?",
"Manny: JT's a boy. Who knows what's going on in his head?",
"(Liberty looks at JT, but he notices, so she looks away.)",
"JT: Ok, that's it. I'm stood her up, I've ignored her, I've been very rude to her, and she will not take a hint.",
"Toby: Just tell her point blank. You're not interested.",
"JT: Ok, this may sound desperate, but it's a plan. Remember that little talk we had about Ashley's dad and his orientation?",
"Toby: Yeah...",
"JT: Well, you know what coming out did to his marriage. What if I came out to Liberty?",
"Toby: Um...",
"JT: It'd work. You know it would.",
"Hall",
"(Ashley is walking until she sees her dad.)",
"Robert: Ashley.",
"Ashley: I have to get to class.",
"Robert: I've signed you out the rest of the afternoon. Ash, we need to talk, please?",
"Stairs",
"JT: Liberty, wait up. We need to talk.",
"Liberty: I couldn't agree more. You first.",
"JT: You'll be the only person who knows what I'm about to tell you, and, uh, I'd like to keep it that way, ok? So, do you promise you can keep a secret?",
"Liberty: Ok, I promise.",
"JT: Cross your heart and hope to die, promise?",
"Liberty: Yeah. What is it?",
"JT: I'm gay.",
"Liberty: What?",
"JT: I like boys, not girls. Gay.",
"Liberty: You, you're joking.",
"JT: No, I'm not. And I thought you should know since you think we...",
"Liberty: You thought I had a crush on you? Please. Of course I don't.",
"JT: Ok, well, um, great. It's a lot easier than I thought it would be. You wanted to tell me something?",
"Liberty: No. It's not important. But thanks for letting me know, and, uh, it's our little secret. Outside",
"(Ashley is talking with her dad.)",
"Ashley: So were you ever planning on telling me?",
"Robert: Ash, you were too young to understand.",
"Ashley: Too young? When you left us, ok, but, you guys had five years.",
"Robert: Well, we didn't handle it correctly, I admit, but, we thought it would be best if we waited till you were older.",
"Ashley: Guess what? I'm older.",
"Robert: And it's still pretty hard to hear, right? (She nods) This is gonna sound so selfish, and, uh, incredibly lame, but I had to find myself, Ash. Even if it meant hurting you and your mother. It's nobody's fault, and it's not wrong. It's just the way I am.",
"Ashley: So, why did you even get married? You didn't love Mom.",
"Robert: Ash, of course I did. I still do. But, I'm not in love with her. I tried to make it work, but I just couldn't. And I hate myself for hurting you. But it was the only thing I could do. Honest. (He holds Ashley close to him)",
"Media Immersion",
"Toby: I can't believe that worked. No, I can't believe you used that excuse.",
"JT: Ok, there she is. It's time to cement the deal. (Kind of high pitched and acting weird) Hey Liberty girlfriend! (Walks to his seat with his hands on his knee and tilts his head)",
"Toby: Maybe you should tone it down. (Puts his arm around Toby. Liberty walks out as Mr. Simpson is coming in. He looks at JT and Toby and Toby takes JT's arm off him and they turn their chairs around) Ashley and Robert Kerwin",
"Ashley: Have you, you know, been with...",
"Robert: Other men? (She nods) Mostly just one man. Christopher.",
"Ashley: Christopher?",
"Robert: My partner. He's a great guy.",
"Ashley: Christopher.",
"Robert: Mm-hmm.",
"Ashley: The blond guy with the mustache. The guy we went to the zoo with the day I got that horrible sunburn.",
"Robert: Mm-hmm.",
"Ashley: The guy you said was a friend from work. Dad, we had him over for dinner at our house.",
"Robert: Honey...",
"Ashley: You left us for him.",
"Robert: Ash, it's not that simple. We fell in love. I'm sorry, but, I just don't know how else to say it.",
"Ashley: No.",
"Robert: Ash...",
"Ashley: how could you do this to me?!",
"Robert: You see, this is exactly why I wanted to wait until you were older so that you would understand.",
"Ashley: Understand?",
"Robert: Yes, and not just hate me.",
"Ashley: For what Dad, huh? For knowing that you were gay or for knowing that all you've ever done is lie to me?!",
"Robert: Ashley...",
"(Ashley walks away quickly back into Degrassi.)",
"Hall",
"JT: Liberty, didn't you hear what I said earlier?",
"Liberty: Loud and clear. And though it came as a shock, I should have seen it coming. Dance lessons? And that boy band compilation CD you own?",
"JT: That's my sister's CD.",
"Liberty: Whatever. So I was thinking, wouldn't it be great, I mean, you could say no, but, wouldn't it be great if you came out in The Grapevine?",
"JT: What?",
"Liberty: Well, you know, as part of the interview to help other kids struggling with the same issue?",
"JT: Liberty, I don't think that's a very good idea.",
"Liberty: JT, there's nothing to be ashamed-",
"JT: Liberty, I'm not gay, ok?",
"Liberty: You lied?",
"JT: Yeah, 'cause you wouldn't take a hint.",
"Liberty: Am I really that horrible?",
"JT: Liberty...",
"Liberty: If you didn't like me, you should have just said so. (She walks away) Hall",
"(Ashley is at her locker.)",
"Terri: Ash, where were you after lunch?",
"Ashley: Nowhere. Just, leave me alone.",
"Terri: Ash, come on. Something happened.",
"Ashley: You wanna know what's happening? My dad came here to tell me not only is he gay, but, he dropped out of my life because of his boyfriend. Is that what you wanted to hear? Does that explain it all for you?",
"Terri: Ash, come on.",
"Ashley: I'm come to a decision. My dad is cut out of my life, for good.",
"Terri: Ash, come on.",
"Ashley: I have my mom, I have Jeff, I even have Toby. I don't need him.",
"Terri: Ash, what you found out, of course you're upset, but you don't mean that.",
"Ashley: Don't tell me what I mean, ok? You have no idea what I'm going through.",
"Terri: My mom died, Ash. She's never coming back. But you? You have your dad back.",
"Ashley: Terri, it's not the same.",
"Terri: No, it's the same. You wanna know why? Because you have a choice, I don't. Don't make the wrong one. (Terri walks away)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x08 | Secrets and Lies | bunniefuu |
|
Degrassi_Next_Generation_01x09.json | [
"With his parents working constantly, Jimmy starts to spend all his time at Ashley's, which leaves her feeling smothered. Meanwhile, Emma learns her mood swings are not just because of stress when she gets her first period."
]
| [
"Outside the Kerwin house.",
"(Ashley walks outside and meets up with Jimmy and Terri. Jimmy puts his arm around her as they walk.)",
"Jimmy: Hey. You know, the thing about turning 14, it's like, I'm a man now.",
"Ashley: Oh, yeah? In what country?",
"Terri: Where are your parents taking you this year, Jimmy?",
"Jimmy: Actually, my mom's cooking.",
"Ashley: Now, is this for real cooking or \"let's order a pizza\" cooking?",
"Jimmy: For real cooking. Lobster, for you, me, and dad.",
"Ashley: You mean, we're actually going to have dinner with your parents at your house? I don't believe it.",
"Jimmy: Lobster's no big deal. Just throw 'em in a pot.",
"Terri: And then they die, slowly, screaming.",
"Ashley: Thanks for sharing.",
"Degrassi",
"Jimmy: (kisses Ashley on the cheek) Catch you later.",
"(After he leaves, she rolls her eyes at Terri.)",
"Terri: What? You hate lobster? You hate his parents?",
"Ashley: I don't hate anybody. At least it's not at my house. He has had dinner with us eight days in a row. I know, poor me. My boyfriend and my parents actually get along.",
"Terri: Yes, that must really suck.",
"Ashley: It's just, I already have a little brother, I don't need another one.",
"Outside",
"(Ashley, Paige, and Terri are outside sitting at table. Terri is reading a quiz to Ashley about Love.)",
"Terri: When you see your man, do you: A-Indifferent, B-Nauseous, C-Relieved or D-The earth moved.",
"Ashley: C-Relieved. He's a guy, not an earthquake.",
"Paige: What, he doesn't vibrate on your Richter scale?",
"Terri: Why does that sound so gross?",
"(As she talks, Jimmy and his friends come up to them.)",
"Ashley: Jimmy, come on, we're kind of in the middle of this. Go play football. You don't want to hear this stuff. It's stupid.",
"Guy: Hey Jimmy, you coming or what?",
"Jimmy: Pass up a chance to hear my girl's inner thoughts? Are you kidding? (Hugs Ash) So, you want to hang out with Mr. Right tonight?",
"Ashley: Tonight? I, uh, can't. Terri's coming over, girls night. We talked about it yesterday, remember?",
"Jimmy: Girls Night, huh? That's cool. (He gets up and leaves taking the basketball with him, he dribbles it, then hands it to Ashley)",
"Media Immersion",
"(Emma is studying for a test in Science.)",
"Sean: I found the coolest site, yesterday. It shows how the positions of the stars affect your personality.",
"Emma: Yeah, that's called astrology.",
"Manny: Cool, I'm a Leo. What does it say about me?",
"Emma: Manny, how many moons on Jupiter?",
"Manny: I don't know, a lot. Now, read mine.",
"Emma: 13. And which planets have rings?",
"Sean: Ok, I need your date of birth and your place of birth.",
"Manny: Well, I was born in Manila.",
"Emma: Hello, the test is on astronomy, not astrology.",
"Sean: Ok, now I need your birth date.",
"Emma: Doesn't anyone care that we have a science quiz in, oh, 15 minutes?",
"Manny: August 15, 1989.",
"Emma: Blah, blah, blah! (Shuts her book) I can't even think! (To Manny) Are you coming?",
"Manny tells Sean without saying that Emma is crazy.",
"Emma: I saw that! (They leave) Science Class",
"(It shows everyone working on the quiz, when, all of a sudden the bell rings. Emma slams down her pencil.)",
"Emma: I failed. I totally failed.",
"Manny: Em, you studied all last night.",
"Emma: Yeah, but I was counting on this morning, to refresh.",
"Manny: Wow, maybe you're a workaholic.",
"Emma: I am not a workaholic. Some of us want to make it university. I want a career in something other than horoscopes. (She leaves in a huff)",
"Outside Ashley's",
"(Ashley and Terri are walking to Ashley's, eating food.)",
"Terri: I am so behind in Kwan's Class. I should spend the night catching up.",
"Ashley: Yeah, me too, Ter. But not tonight. Tonight's all about having... (She sees Jimmy in the driveway helping Toby with basketball even though she told Jimmy not to come over)",
"Jimmy: (To Toby)...Don't suffocate it. It'll come to you. (They start to play, but they notice Ashley and Terri) Hey.",
"Ashley: Hey.",
"Jimmy: (As they walk past them into the house) Just pretend I'm not even here.",
"Ashley: So much for girls night.",
"It shows Jimmy and Toby playing after the girls leave. Inside The Kerwin House",
"(Ashley shuts the door after they go in.)",
"Ashley: Pretend he's not here? He is here.",
"Kate: Hi, girls.",
"Ashley: Hi, Mom.",
"Kate: Oh, Terri. I almost forgot you're staying for dinner.",
"Ashley: Um, we have enough, don't we?",
"Kate: Yeah, even though Jimmy eats like a horse.",
"Ashley: Mom...",
"Kate: It's okay, we have enough.",
"Ashley: Jimmy is not staying for dinner!",
"Terri: Um, I'm gonna go, you know.",
"Kate: Ok, what's going on?",
"Ashley: Nothing, I'm sick of him eating here every night.",
"Kate: Well, we don't have to invite him. But, I just feel bad for the kid. He's always alone. I wonder about his parents sometimes. (Jimmy and Toby come in)",
"Toby: Kate, can Jimmy stay for dinner? You said you have enough food.",
"Kate: Well, um...",
"Ashley: Just never mind. Just forget about it. It's fine. (Jimmy and Toby high five each other as they leave)",
"Nelson house",
"(Emma is watching a sad show on TV, eating chips and crying.)",
"TV Guy: Laura, please. We're born alone, we die alone. We don't want to live our life alone.",
"TV Girl: Jack, our love can't save us now. It's too late.",
"TV Guy: What? Love is everything. We've got it. We've got it right in our hands. The clothes we wear...",
"(Spike enters the room.)",
"Spike: Emma, mind taking out the garbage? Honey, what's wrong?",
"Emma: Nothing.",
"Spike: Em, those shows are designed to upset people.",
"Emma: It's just, we're so small and the universe is so massive. We're just little specs, floating, alone.",
"Spike: Uh-oh. Solar system anxiety. I remember it well. Big huge universe, tiny little me. What's the point? You can't beat it. But, you can shop. I did well this week. Let's go spend my tips. It's called retail therapy. (They high five)",
"The mall",
"(Emma and her mom are walking, eating ice cream and have shopping bags with them.)",
"Emma: I like retail therapy. And I love my new sweater. It'll go with everything. My little blue skirt, my blue chinos, my jeans.",
"Guy They Pass By: Oh, I'd like a lick of that.",
"Spike: (Turns around) Excuse me?",
"Guy: I'd like a lick of your cone. Sue me.",
"Spike: I probably could because I don't think that's what you meant.",
"Emma: Mom...",
"Spike: Guess what? You don't talk to women like that, especially young women.",
"Guy: It was a joke, I was just kidding.",
"Spike: My daughter and I came here to shop, not to be harassed by some pig masquerading as a comedian. When you talk to women like that, it's scary. It makes us feel bad. Don't do it again. (He walks away)",
"Emma: Mom, can we go now? I am mildly dying.",
"Spike: See? This is the problem. You're embarrassed because of what he said. (They are walking as she talks) It's so wrong. Seriously Emma, don't ever let a guy make you feel bad just for being female, okay? Promise.",
"Kerwin House",
"(Ashley is saying good-bye to Jimmy.)",
"Jimmy: See you tomorrow. (They kiss and hug)",
"(After he leaves, she goes inside.)",
"Inside",
"Ashley: (With her head on the wall) Toby, you can't just ask Jimmy for dinner every single night, okay?",
"Toby: He's your boyfriend.",
"Ashley: Yeah and he's driving me crazy. (Turns around and leans against the door)",
"Terri: (They walk away from the door) He's totally sweet.",
"Ashley: He's totally here all the time. It's suffocating. You know what? At this point, I'm just about ready to break up with him. (When Toby hears this, he drops something that makes a loud noise because he is shocked. When Ashley and Terri look at him, he picks it up.) Degrassi-Hall",
"(Emma is walking with Manny.)",
"Emma: See? It goes with everything. (She turns around to show Manny when JT and Toby show up)",
"JT: Wow, sexy shirt.",
"Manny: Em, don't get mad.",
"Emma: Please. It's not exactly like JT is Mr. Fashion Forward.",
"JT: Fashion who?",
"Toby: Uh, JT, I'll see you in homeroom.",
"(Toby stops at Jimmy's decorated locker for his birthday. It says \"Happy Birthday Jimmy, Luv Ashley\", and it in the middle, it has a picture of Jimmy and Ashley, with his arm around her and other kids have signed it.)",
"Kids: Happy Birthday, Jimmy. (They spray him with Silly String)",
"Jimmy: (Opening his locker) Hey, Tobs, did you master that move I taught you?",
"Toby: Almost. Happy Birthday.",
"Jimmy: Thanks. We can work on it later.",
"Toby: Great, later. Uh, you know, I've been thinking, about what you said last night, you know, about when you're trying to master a really complicated move, leave it alone for a while, come back to it later.",
"Jimmy: Yeah.",
"Toby: You know, give it a rest. Don't suffocate it. Kind of like with girls.",
"Jimmy: Tobs, what are you saying?",
"Toby: Nothing, nothing. It's just interestingly similar, that's all. No biggie.",
"Jimmy: What did Ashley say? Come on, you're my friend. What, is she feeling suffocated? (Toby nods) Like-like, we're together too much? (Toby nods) She doesn't want to break up, does she? (Toby nods) (Jimmy walks away. Toby shuts Jimmy's locker and then lays down the floor)",
"Outside",
"(Toby is sitting on a bench with JT, Emma, and Manny.)",
"JT: You shouldn't have said anything.",
"Manny: JT, Jimmy's like Toby's older brother. He had to tell him.",
"Emma: Yeah, but Ashley is his older sister. Sort of. Maybe she was just having a bad day.",
"Toby: More like a bad decade.",
"Guy: Hey, Sean!",
"(Sean comes up to them.)",
"Toby: Before this decade gets any worse. (JT and Toby leave)",
"Sean: Hey, Emma.",
"Emma: Sean, what's up?",
"Sean: (Takes a sip of his drink) Nothing. Listen, I, uh, came to apologize about that astrology thing.",
"Emma: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have acted like that. Maybe you could do my horoscope on the computer. It could be kind of fun, and we have time before class.",
"Sean: Yeah that'd be great.",
"(Emma gets up, but Manny sits her back down.)",
"Manny: Emma, did you sit in something?",
"Emma: What? No, I. (Looks at the back of her skirt and sits down after getting up)",
"Sean: You coming?",
"Emma: I don't know. What do I do?",
"Manny: I don't know. This hasn't happened to me yet.",
"Emma: Um, no. I don't think we have time for the horoscopes. So, you should go, to class, now. (He leaves)",
"Manny: (breathing heavily) Okay, don't panic. Everything's going to be fine. We'll figure out something.",
"Front of School",
"Ashley: I can't break up with him tonight.",
"Terri: Why not?",
"Ashley: It's his birthday.",
"(Jimmy approaches.)",
"Ashley: Oh, Jimmy, hey. We were just, um...",
"Jimmy: You don't have to come tonight.",
"Ashley: What? Jimmy, it's your birthday, of course I'm coming.",
"Jimmy: I'm just saying.",
"(He leaves.)",
"Hall",
"(Emma is walking inside with Manny behind her, hiding the back of Emma's skirt.)",
"Manny: We should celebrate.",
"Emma: Celebrate what exactly?",
"Manny: Becoming a woman. Em, you can get pregnant now.",
"Emma: Oh, great. Can we celebrate by finding me a washroom?",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Girls Washroom",
"Manny: Yesterday, I thought you were a workaholic. It was just PMS.",
"Emma: Manny, I can't go to class like this.",
"Manny: Em, we have a book report to do. Do you have a jacket? You could tie it around your waist.",
"Emma: I don't have a jacket, it's like summer outside.",
"Manny: I know, your gym shorts.",
"Emma: I brought them home to wash.",
"Manny: Me too. I'll figure out something. (She leaves)",
"Emma: Manny, don't leave me. Hall",
"Ashley: Hey Tobs, wait up. Can you remind Mom that I'm at Jimmy's for dinner tonight?",
"Toby: Why are you even going, I mean, if you're going to dump him?",
"Ashley: Oh, real nice, Toby. Listening in on my private conversation.",
"Toby: You were three feet away. Ash, Jimmy's amazing. He's nice to you, he's nice to me.",
"Ashley: He's always around, he's always there in my face.",
"Toby: You're being just like our parents. One hint of trouble and they walk.",
"Ashley: Toby, my dad's gay it's not exactly one hint of trouble. Oh, you don't understand anything!",
"Toby: You don't bring people in your life just to throw them away.",
"(Toby walks away. Ashley groans and hits her head with her binder.)",
"Girls Washroom",
"(Emma is looking at her skirt, when Paige comes in.)",
"Emma: Manny, what took you-",
"Paige: Wow, Little Miss Save The World's skipping a class. You're not protesting something, are you? (Notices Emma's skirt) Uh-oh. Your friend came to visit. Hun, you don't wear light colors when you're getting your period.",
"Emma: I didn't know. It's my first time, ok? Just leave me alone. (She enters a stall. Paige goes in the one next to it)",
"Paige: (opens her purse) I've got a pad, if you need it. I mean, you could get one from the office, but, that's kind of a drag.",
"Emma: Ew. Imagine. \"Mr. Raditch, could I have a maxi pad?\"",
"Paige: Mini. But, yeah, totally gross. (Hands Emma the pad) It's got wings.",
"Emma: Man, I am so not ready for this.",
"Paige: Hey, you'll get boobs now.",
"Emma: Like I want boobs.",
"Paige: You might at some point. They're actually really great.",
"Emma: But, I mean, I liked being a kid.",
"Paige: You're still a kid. Just, with a mini pad. Big deal.",
"Emma: So, I'm not going to turn into...",
"Paige: Me? Honey, you wish.",
"(As Paige comes out of the stall, Manny runs in.)",
"Manny: Emma!",
"Paige: What? It's the girls washroom. Sue me.",
"(Emma comes out. Manny hands her the shorts she got for her. She unfolds them and they're way too big for Emma.)",
"Ms. Kwan's Class",
"(JT + Toby are finishing their book report presentation.)",
"JT: So, in the end, everyone died and everyone was really sad.",
"Toby: Really, really sad. And that's our book report on how Bantepool Changes Everything. Thank you. (As they sit down, JT hands Ms. Kwan their report)",
"Ms. Kwan: It would have been nice to hear your interpretation on the book, boys, instead of a plot synopsis, but at....",
"(Emma and Manny come in.)",
"Manny: Sorry, Ms. Kwan. We had a bit of a-",
"Emma: Emergency.",
"Ms. Kwan: Really? Well, you can give me the details after class, but, right now, book report please.",
"Emma: okay, our book was I heard the owl call my-",
"Toby: Gym shorts?",
"Ms. Kwan: Ssh.",
"JT: Yo, Yo. Puff Emma's in the house.",
"Girl: Good one, JT. (Ms. Kwan shakes her head)",
"Emma: This book is a bit-",
"JT: Too big for you?",
"Emma: Metaphorical.",
"Ms. Kwan: Guys, pull yourself together.",
"Emma: Do you have a problem?",
"Manny: Em, it's ok. We can just...",
"JT: Aw, did Emmy pee her pants?",
"Emma: No, I just got my period, for the first time. (Toby drops his pen. Sean gets a loom of shock on his face) Menstruation. You may have heard of it. It happens to, oh, 50 percent of the population. Perfectly natural. Nothing to be ashamed of, right Ms. Kwan?",
"Ms. Kwan: Absolutely right Emma.",
"Emma: Now, can we continue? (JT and Toby nod) Our book was I heard the owl call my name. It's a bit metaphorical because it relates the life of a young priest...",
"Manny: Who didn't like owls very much. (As they talk, they try to keep Emma's shorts up)",
"Jimmy's House",
"(Jimmy and Ashley go inside and Ashley turns on the lights.)",
"Ashley: Well, what did you ask for?",
"Jimmy: Told my dad I wanted a snowboard. He probably didn't even hear me. Mom? Dad? I'm home. They're not like your family, ok? (Ashley puts down the balloon and gift she was holding on a table) 10 bucks says she's picking up Chinese. (He puts down his backpack) She left me a message.",
"Ashley: It's cool. I love Chinese. (He checks the messages) Is everything ok?",
"Jimmy: Mom just called to tell me her and dad are working late again. She said I should order myself a pizza.",
"Ashley: Well, why don't we have your birthday at my house? My mom's making wings.",
"Jimmy: Ash, forget it. Look, can we just break up and get this over with?",
"Ashley: What?",
"Jimmy: You're feeling suffocated, right? Toby told me.",
"Ashley: Don't listen to what Toby says. He doesn't know anything.",
"Jimmy: So he was wrong? You don't want to break up?",
"Ashley: Look, can we just forget this? It's your birthday.",
"Jimmy: Oh, I get it. You don't want to break up with me because it's my birthday. What, is that like my birthday present?",
"Ashley: Jimmy...",
"Jimmy: You want to break up, Ash? Then, let's break up, now, okay? It's over. So go. Get out of here. What, are you deaf? Go! (She runs out) (Jimmy calls a pizza place to order pizza) Hi, Antonio, it's Jimmy. Yeah, the usual. Medium pepperoni, thanks. (He hangs up the phone)",
"Outside Degrassi",
"(Emma has a petition that a girl is signing.)",
"Manny: So, you feeling okay?",
"Emma: Oh yeah Manny I love being a woman. I don't feel any different.",
"Girl: Here you go.",
"Emma: But I did have this idea. Like my mom says, never be embarrassed to be female. Paige, do you wanna sign my petition to get a tampon dispenser installed in the girls washroom?",
"Paige: Yeah, sure. (Signs it)",
"(Sean rides by on his bike.)",
"Paige: Hey, Sean! Wanna sign Emma's petition, for tampons?",
"Sean: Sure. If Emma came up with it, it's gotta be a good idea.",
"(Paige rolls her eyes and leaves. Sean signs it and leaves. Emma is very happy about what he did.)",
"Hall",
"(Ashley opens her locker. We see a picture of Jimmy with his arms open wide. It says, \"Ashley, I love you this much. XO, Jimmy.\" She touches it, looking sad, then touches another picture in her locker of her and Jimmy. She sees him at his locker. He opens it and looks at a picture of Ashley in his locker. He touches it, then, rips it off and puts it away. Ashley shuts her locker. She starts to leave, but decides to approach Jimmy.)",
"Ashley: Hey Jimmy.",
"Jimmy: What do you want?",
"Ashley: I just wanted to make sure you were all right.",
"Jimmy: I'm fine. Thanks for asking. (He shuts his locker)",
"Ashley: Jimmy, please. Can we talk?",
"Jimmy: I think we talked enough last night.",
"Ashley: I just think that maybe I over reacted. Maybe I didn't mean to call you...",
"Jimmy: Suffocating? Clingy? A suction cup?",
"Ashley: Jimmy, please. (She hugs him)",
"Jimmy: You're not doing this just because you feel sorry for me, are you?",
"Ashley: Of course not.",
"Jimmy: I love you, Ash.",
"(She hugs him again.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x09 | Coming of Age | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_01x10.json | [
"Emma accidentally starts a hurtful rumor about Liberty dating Mr. Armstrong, when in fact she is getting extra tutoring with him for her dyscalculia. Meanwhile, Spinner finds a bug in his school lunch, but no one will believe his story. Determined to prove himself right, he puts bugs in Ashley's food, and is forced to take a job in the school's cafeteria as punishment. Note: This episode marks the first appearance of Andrea Lewis as Hazel Aden."
]
| [
"Hall at Degrassi",
"(Emma is walking with a friend.)",
"Emma: I just gotta hand this in to Armstrong. I'll see you later.",
"(She goes to Armstrong's classroom. She goes to open the door, but she sees Mr. Armstrong with Liberty, very close to her and hugging her. The camera shows them and then a close-up of Emma watching, very scared or something.)",
"Media Immersion",
"JT: So I'm telling my mom that joke, you know, the one about the duck.",
"Manny: That one's pretty good.",
"JT: And when I tell her the punch line, she spews milk out of her nose (Toby, Manny, and JT laugh, but Emma doesn't) Uh, Emma? Milk out of my mom's nose? Funny.",
"Emma: Huh? Oh, yeah, funny, JT.",
"(Emma walks over to Liberty who is on a computer writing e-mails.)",
"Emma: What's going on?",
"Liberty: Nothing, just writing some e-mails.",
"Emma: Um, I wanted to ask you, I saw you and Armstrong this morning.",
"Liberty: And what's your point?",
"Emma: It looked like...",
"Liberty: Looked like what? I had a few questions, about equations. So? Are you trying to read my e-mails? (Moves the computer so Emma can't see the screen)",
"Emma: No, not at all.",
"Liberty: E-mails are private. Mind your own business.",
"(Emma goes to sit down. When she does, she looks over at Liberty.)",
"Outside",
"(Emma and JT are sitting at a table, eating. Emma is looking at Mr. Armstrong who is helping Sean with basketball.)",
"JT: Don't you think you're being a bit obvious?",
"Emma: About what?",
"JT: Sean. If you stare any harder, your eyeballs will pop out.",
"Emma: JT, what do you think of Armstrong? I mean, as a person?",
"JT: Teachers aren't people, they're... teachers.",
"Emma: You know what I mean. Do you think he's...ok?",
"JT: Oh, yeah. Armstrong's given me lots of extra help. He's been really nice. To me, anyway.",
"Emma: Yeah, come to think of it, he's nice to everyone. (Mr. Armstrong sees Liberty come outside. He catches up to her and gives her a piece of paper after talking to her, then touches her arm. Emma is watching.)",
"JT: You gonna eat that?",
"Emma: Huh? No, you take it. (Emma leaves)",
"JT: Something I said?",
"Cafeteria",
"(Jimmy and Spinner are getting lunch.)",
"Jimmy: Hey, Sheila. Two specials, please. (She hands them some type of mushy food)",
"Spinner: What is that, nuclear waste?",
"Sheila: I don't want to hear about it, Gavin. (He takes the food)",
"Spinner: Hey guys, did you see the sign in the bathroom? Plush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria.",
"Sheila: Gavin, it might take a few extra years, but I can't wait for the day you graduate. (He takes his food to pay. As he waits, he picks at it and notices a bug in it. He throws it, it lands in a girl's hair. He goes to Sheila to tell her)",
"Spinner: Oh, man.",
"Girl: Ew! What is it? Ew!",
"Spinner: Sheila, there's a bug in my squash.",
"Sheila: I think the joke goes, \"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.\"",
"Spinner: I'm serious! It's right over... (As he looks a kid steps on it)",
"Sheila: Yeah, nice try, Gavin. By the way, don't forget to pay for that. It's $4.99 plus tax. Next! (Spinner leaves)",
"Hall",
"(Emma and Manny are at Emma's locker.)",
"Manny: So, Em, for Media Immersion, should we use html?",
"Emma: Yeah, sure, whatever. Manny, has Armstrong ever touched you?",
"Manny: What? No. Did he touch you?",
"Emma: No, no. Not me, Liberty. I saw him touching Liberty.",
"Manny: Are you sure?",
"Emma: (shuts her locker) Yeah. I know what I saw.",
"Manny: I don't know Em. (They start walking) Armstrong's a pretty physically guy. Maybe you got the wrong idea.",
"Emma: I hope so. (They stop walking) But this morning, he had his arm around Liberty and I saw him passing her a note outside. It really looked like he was coming on to her (The camera moves and we see Terri is listening to them talk).",
"Manny: Mr. Armstrong?",
"Hall",
"(Spinner, Ashley, Paige, and Jimmy are walking.)",
"Ashley: You've got to be making this up.",
"Spinner: No, I swear.",
"Paige: It just so happens you're always complaining about the food and now you find a bug. Hmm.",
"Spinner: Hey, Paige, come on. Does this look like the face of a liar?",
"Paige: You want an honest answer?",
"Spinner: Why won't anyone believe me? Tell her, Jimmy.",
"Jimmy: There was some kind of weirdness on his plate.",
"Ashley: You sure it wasn't just a hair?",
"Jimmy: A moth, I think.",
"Spinner: An earwig, dude. An earwig.",
"Ashley: See? You two can't even get your story straight. (Ashley and Paige leave)",
"Spinner: Boycott the caf. Hey, guys, the caf has bugs. Boycott the caf.",
"Ms. Kwan: That's a serious accusation.",
"Spinner: Ms. Kwan, I found a bug in my food, an earwig.",
"Ms. Kwan: And where is offensive creature now?",
"Spinner: Stuck to a kid's shoe.",
"Ms. Kwan: Gavin, defamation and roomemogering are serious offenses. The next time you have an accusation like that you better have proof. (She leaves)",
"(Jimmy and Spinner head into math class. Terri is sitting, looking at Mr. Armstrong with a weird look on her face.)",
"Paige: What's with you? You look awful.",
"Terri: Thanks Paige.",
"Paige: No, I mean, what's going on? It's good to get things off your chest. You'll feel way better.",
"Terri: I guess so, but...",
"Paige: Terri, we're friends, right? Friends talk to each other.",
"Terri: Ok, but you have to promise to keep it a secret. I really mean it.",
"Paige: Of course. What is it?",
"Terri: You know Liberty that kid in seventh grade? Well I heard Armstrong was coming on to her.",
"Paige: Ew. You're kidding, right?",
"Terri: No, I overheard Emma. She saw him with his arm around her. Then on the steps, he gave her a love note. So what do we do, report it?",
"Paige: Hun, you can't report a rumor. (The bell rings so Terri turns around)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Afternoon everyone. (Sees Terri and Paige with weird looks on their faces) Something wrong girls?",
"Paige: Oh, no. Nothing, Mr. Armstrong.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Ok, today we're going to take a look at distributive properties. All right, in review, you'll remember the three main rules... (As he talks Paige types something to her best friend Hazel on her message thing. Hazel cell makes a noise. She picks it up and reads it. When she does, she gives Paige a shocked look and Paige nods at her.)",
"Hall",
"(Hazel is talking to someone on her cell phone.)",
"Hazel: Get this: Liberty and Armstrong were seen kissing outside. Yeah, they were in his car kissing in front of everybody. (Sean, who is sitting on the stairs, hears this as she walks past)",
"Class",
"Sean: (To Spinner) She got a ride in with him this morning. Do you think they spent the night together? How could Coach Armstrong do that? Hall",
"Spinner: (To Jimmy) Dude, Liberty and Armstrong are doing it. Media Immersion",
"(Jimmy is typing a instant message to Ashley. It says: Jimmy411: Liberty. Armstrong. Doing it. Ashley is in shock.)",
"Ashley: (Mouths to Jimmy) Is it true?",
"(He nods at her.)",
"Class",
"(A sign says, \"Student Council in Session.\" People are looking in.)",
"Guy: There she is. (Referring to Liberty) Ha ha. (They laugh and make a loser sign)",
"Ashley: Next on the agenda, the motion that Liberty put forward last meeting.",
"Liberty: Right, about the talent show. So, what do you think Ashley, should we have one?",
"Ashley: Sure, sounds great. (The other kids nod)",
"Liberty: Wow that was easy. We argued about it for hours last week. (Ashley is whispering to a girl next to her) Guys, you can stop whispering. I know what you're talking about.",
"Ashley: Um, you do?",
"Liberty: Of course. Everyone knows what happened, so we might as well discuss it.",
"Ashley: Um, okay, but, don't you want to discuss it in private?",
"Liberty: It's no secret Ashley. We all know some microphones were stolen at last years show, but it won't happen this year. I promise.",
"(Liberty is leaving, when Ashley stops her.)",
"Ashley: Liberty.",
"Liberty: If it's about the microphones...",
"Ashley: It's not. Do you even know what's going on? People are talking about you and Armstrong. That you're pretty close.",
"Liberty: What does that mean?",
"Ashley: It means that people think that you two are extra friendly.",
"Liberty: They think he's doing things to me?",
"Ashley: Yes. Is it true?",
"Liberty: Of course not. (She runs away)",
"Ashley: If it is, we have to report it. Liberty, please, just wait. We can talk.",
"Next day at school at Degrassi",
"Emma: I knew something was going on.",
"Toby: You did?",
"Manny: We talked about it yesterday. I just couldn't believe it. I still can't. Maybe we should report it.",
"JT: Armstrong would be toast.",
"Emma: That's true. We should wait to find out for sure.",
"Toby: This whole thing? It's disgusting. Just the thought ... uh, makes me want to take a shower.",
"JT: That wouldn't be such a bad idea.",
"Emma: So what do we do now? (They see Liberty and look at her as she looks at them then she runs away so Emma runs after her)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Girls Washroom",
"(Emma enters.)",
"Liberty: Leave me alone, Emma.",
"Emma: Liberty, what you need right now is a friend, someone to talk to.",
"Liberty: But there's nothing to talk about.",
"Emma: It's ok, you can tell me.",
"Liberty: I am telling you.",
"Emma: Are you sure you're not lying? Because we really have to report it.",
"Liberty: Emma! I swear on my life that nothing's going on.",
"Emma: But the whole school is talking.",
"Liberty: I know and it's just a vicious rumor, honest. What if it gets to Mr. Raditch? To my parents? What will Mr. Armstrong say when he hears this?",
"Emma: then there's only one way to handle this: stop the rumor and track down its source. Then give whoever who started it...",
"Liberty: A good swift kick?",
"Emma: I was going to say a good talking to, but that'll do. (They leave after Liberty dries her tears)",
"Hall",
"Terri: Hey Spinner, find any bugs in your breakfast this morning?",
"Spinner: Very funny. So I made a mistake.",
"Jimmy: Why do you say a mistake?",
"Spinner: Because I did.",
"Jimmy: What?",
"Spinner: I'm always complaining about the food, right? So, I must have made it up.",
"Jimmy: Ok now I'm completely confused.",
"Spinner: It would have totally different if someone else found that bug. Then everyone would believe it. Even the wrath of Kwan.",
"Jimmy: I guess so.",
"(Spinner tells Jimmy to follow him. He shows him a container.)",
"Jimmy: Better not be tuna salad in here. (He opens it and there's bugs in there)",
"Spinner: Today's special: earwig surprise. Took me hours to collect them. (Jimmy gives him the bugs back) When I get done, the caf will be closed, permanently.",
"Media Immersion",
"Ashley: Are you sure it isn't true though? When I talked to Liberty yesterday, she was really defensive, like she was hiding something.",
"Emma: She was probably just upset. Wouldn't you be?",
"Ashley: Yeah I would. Poor girl. Who would spread a rumor like that?",
"Emma: That's what I'm trying to figure out. Who'd you hear it from Ashley?",
"Ashley: It was Jimmy. But he heard it from Spinner. Hall",
"Spinner: Hey, it wasn't me who started it. Talk to this guy (Meaning: Sean).",
"Emma: Sean?",
"Sean: What?",
"Spinner: He's the one who told me.",
"Sean: About Coach Armstrong and Liberty? Man, that's just sick.",
"Emma: It's not true Sean.",
"Sean: It isn't?",
"Emma: No.",
"Sean: Oh, man. I knew it sounded fake. I should have never believed her.",
"Emma: Believed who? Girls Washroom",
"Hazel: I'm innocent. Talk to Paige. (Paige comes out of a stall)",
"Paige: I was merely imparted information. And besides, I heard it from Terri. She's the one you need to speak to. Hall",
"(Terri is at her locker.)",
"Emma: I need to talk to you.",
"Terri: Ok.",
"Emma: The whole school's gossiping about Liberty and Armstrong.",
"Terri: no kidding. I have ears too.",
"Emma: Well it's not true. It's just a rumor. Paige spread it around. She heard it from you.",
"Terri: I swore her to secrecy.",
"Emma: As if she'd keep quiet. Paige lives for rumors.",
"Terri: I was upset, ok? I was shocked. I had to tell someone. I'm sorry.",
"Emma: Well too late. I hope you're happy.",
"Terri: Me?",
"Emma: Hello, you're the one who started the rumor.",
"Terri: Hate to tell you, but no. It was right here yesterday, you were talking to Manny about Liberty and Armstrong, remember? You started the rumor, Emma.",
"Cafeteria",
"Jimmy: Spin, you sure you wanna do this? Don't you think it's a bot drastic?",
"Spinner: Nope. All is fair in love and war, and dude, this is war. (They sit down at a table with Ashley.)",
"Ashley: You're eating the cafeteria food again?",
"Spinner: I decided to be, you know, mature. I probably never even saw that bug.",
"Ashley: Good for you Spinner. Jimmy, could you pass me the pepper? (As she gets the pepper, Spinner puts bugs on Ashley's plate) Thanks. What are you smiling at? (She looks at her food and notices the bugs)",
"Jimmy: You put bugs on her tray?",
"Spinner: Nobody believes me, but they'll believe her.",
"Ashley: Spinner you idiot.",
"Spinner: Ash, calm down. I told you, there's bugs in the food.",
"Ashley: Because you put them there. What's in that container?",
"Spinner: Nothing. (She opens it and finds more bugs, which she drops on the tray)",
"Ms. Kwan: Gavin, what is going on here? Math Class",
"Liberty: Math class. I've been dreading this all day. (They go in and sit down) So did you track down the rumor?",
"Emma: Yeah, but I need to say something to you first. (The bell rings)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Ok, today we're going to be working on equations. Now, when dealing with equations, we always use the BEDMAS rule. Now, who can tell me what that stands for? (No one answers) What's with everyone today? Ok, why don't you tell us Liberty, you and I have been working on it. (People start to laugh) What is so funny?",
"Mr. R: That's enough. Mr. Armstrong, could I have 5 minutes of your time?",
"Mr. Armstrong: I was just about to get started here.",
"Mr. R: Mrs. Smith will take over the class.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Right, okay. Class, I want you to begin working on the order of operations exercises on page 129. (They open their books)",
"Mr. R: Liberty, would you join us, please? (Liberty leaves with them so Emma gets up and leaves, too) Principal's Office",
"Liberty: What are you doing here?",
"Mr. R: Emma, go back to class.",
"Emma: I need to talk to you, Mr. Raditch.",
"Mr. R: Well, it'll have to wait. I'm in the middle of something right now.",
"Emma: It can't wait. You see, I'm in the middle of it, too. Cafeteria",
"Sheila: You'll help me serve at every lunch and then after school you can help me clean up. (Bell rings) Oh and uh (Hands him a hair net) don't forget about this.",
"Spinner: I'm not wearing that.",
"Sheila: Health regulations princess. You do know about health regulations.",
"(He takes it and puts it on. Jimmy and Ashley approach.)",
"Jimmy: Hey Spin, how long are you. (Start to laugh when he turns around wearing the hair net)",
"Ashley: Nice net, Spinner. (They leave laughing and Spinner hangs his head down)",
"Sheila: Oh, cheer up. It won't be for long. Only for about two months.",
"Spinner: Two months?",
"Sheila: You owe the school $300. That's what it'll cost to exterminate the cafeteria.",
"Spinner: But the caf needed to be exterminated anyway.",
"Sheila: Sure it did, Gavin. Sure it did. (She leaves)",
"Girls Washroom",
"Emma: Liberty? I know you're in here. (Checks the stalls until she finds Liberty) I was responsible for the rumor starting, but I didn't spread it. (Liberty comes out)",
"Liberty: And there's a difference? You're lucky Mr. Armstrong didn't lose his job. And you what makes me really mad? That you thought I could do that.",
"Emma: Do what? Be violated? And what were you doing with Mr. Armstrong anyway? He had his arm around you, passed you a note.",
"Liberty: You want to see my note? (Gives her a paper)",
"Emma: Dyscalculia?",
"Liberty: it's a learning disorder, like dyslexia, but with numbers. I'm been really upset about it. Mr. Armstrong's been helping me. (Takes the paper back)",
"Emma: So that's the explanation? Why didn't you say something? Because it means you're not perfect?",
"Liberty: Because it means I'm stupid.",
"Emma: Stupid? You're one of the smartest kids in school.",
"Liberty: Not in math I'm not.",
"Emma: Who cares?",
"Liberty: I do! It's important to me to be the best. You don't understand.",
"Emma: Liberty, I feel really bad. Is there something I can do, to help?",
"Liberty: No, Emma. Go back to saving rainforests and whales, because when it comes to help people, you suck. (Liberty leaves)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x10 | Rumours And Reputation | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_01x11.json | [
"Sean asks Emma out on a date, but the night turns into one disaster after another. Meanwhile, when Jimmy and Spinner are given detention by a stressed Ms. Kwan, they vow revenge by pulling pranks on her. The pranks are fun at first, but quickly turn cruel when Spinner decides to egg Ms. Kwan's car."
]
| [
"Degrassi - Hall",
"Manny: It's called passion plain.",
"Emma: Ooh, very hot.",
"Manny: Speaking of hot...",
"Sean: Hey.",
"Emma: Hey.",
"Manny: Oh, gee, I forgot. I have to go talk to Liberty. (She leaves)",
"Sean: So, did you do that math assignment?",
"Emma: Yeah, it was brutal.",
"Sean: Yeah it was. So, it's Friday.",
"Emma: Yup.",
"Sean: Do you have any plans?",
"Emma: No.",
"Sean: Ok well, maybe we could hang out.",
"Emma: Sure.",
"Sean: All right. Cool. Well, I'll see you.",
"(Manny cokes back after he leaves.)",
"Manny: Ok, so, what'd he want?",
"Emma: Manny, I'm not sure, but I think he asked me on a date. (They squeal with excitement.)",
"Media Immersion",
"(Emma and Manny enter.)",
"Manny: This is so exciting, your first date.",
"Emma: I know.",
"Manny: And romantic. So, how'd he ask you?",
"Emma: I don't know, he just asked me.",
"Manny: Well, it had to be more than just \"Oh, he asked me\".",
"Toby: Hey guys. I mean girls. I mean-",
"Emma: Let's go sharpen our pencils.",
"Manny: Great idea.",
"Emma: Why couldn't just Toby, I don't know, like you instead of me?",
"Manny: Forget about him and give me details, exactly what Sean said.",
"Emma: Well first we talked about that horrible math assignment and then he mentioned it was Friday. I know kind of weird. And he said maybe we could hang out.",
"Manny: Ok, and?",
"Emma: Nothing. Just hang...out.",
"Manny: Oh.",
"Emma: This is a date, right?",
"Manny: Of course... I think.",
"Grade 8 Homeroom",
"Ms. Kwan: (Holding up forms) These are permission forms for next week's bus trip to Stratford to see Romeo and Juliet. (There's a loud tapping noise being heard) Sorry, but whoever's making that noise please cease and deist? That means stop (It stops for a minute) Have a parent or guardian sign the form and enclose a check. (The noise starts again) All right, who's doing that? (She goes to Spinner who has his binder up and she finds out it's him and she takes it off his ears) Detention, after school.",
"Spinner: What? But...Hey, you can't. (He tries to grab it from her and it falls to the floor) My Discman!",
"Ms. Kwan: No, your fault, for listening to it in my homeroom. Keep wasting my time, Gavin, and I'll keep wasting yours. Gym",
"(Emma and her class are getting ready to start class.)",
"Manny: I'm sure he was asking you out.",
"Emma: Well I'm not so sure anymore. And besides, even if he was, couldn't he have been a bit more romantic?",
"Manny: Well here's your chance to find out. (Sean comes toward Emma so she stands up)",
"Emma: Sean, about tonight.",
"Sean: Yuh. (He walks away)",
"Emma: Yuh? Sean!",
"Mr. Armstrong: Okay today we're going to play some dodgeball. (Gives Emma the ball, and she throws it, trying to hit Sean and he looks shocked) Good arm Emma. (A guy throws Emma the ball and she tries to hit Sean again) Again, nice shot, but there are other targets you know.",
"Hall",
"(Spinner is at his locker, getting his lunch uniform.)",
"P.A.: Grade 8 students that are interested in the Stratford field trip are reminded to talk to their parents this weekend and return your permission forms to Ms. Kwan.",
"Jimmy, Ashley and Terri in the hall.",
"Jimmy: Ms. Kwan's such a tyrant.",
"Terri: Come on, Jimmy. Spinner let insects lose in the caf, Kwan had to do something.",
"Ashley: So, who are sitting with on the bus to Stratford?",
"Jimmy: My Juliet, of course. (They start kissing when Ms. Kwan shows up)",
"Ms. Kwan: Miss Kerwin, Mr. Brooks. This is a school, not a petting zoo. Kindly disengage yourselves.",
"Ashley: But we were just...",
"Ms. Kwan: Would you prefer to take it up with the principal? I'm sure he'd be happy to discuss the finer points of the Degrassi Code of Conduct. You two may think you're adorable, but that doesn't mean anyone else does. (She walks away)",
"Jimmy: Total tyrant. Cafeteria",
"Sheila: Here you go, one lamb stroganoff.",
"Spinner: Kwan did it to you too? Man, she's made it her mission to make our lives miserable. I wouldn't be working here if it wasn't for her.",
"Jimmy: No, you wouldn't be working here if you wouldn't have dumped bugs in Ash's food.",
"Spinner: A minor detail. Jimmy, you and I should join forces, get Kwan back. Teach her a lesson. (They look at Ms. Kwan eating lunch)",
"Jimmy: No way man. We try to get revenge and I'll end up wearing a hairnet too. (He leaves)",
"Sheila: Hey princess. Less talk, more work. Hall",
"Emma: Manny, I have no idea what to do. Toby says Sean was just making conversation.",
"Manny: You asked Toby about Sean?",
"Emma: I know but I'm desperate here.",
"Paige: Having a little boy trouble, Emma? Anything I could help you with?",
"Emma: No, nothing's going on.",
"Paige: Hun, your thing for Sean is more obvious than Heather Sinclair's bargain basement nose job. Do you want my advice or not?",
"Emma: Ok, Sean asked me to hang out with tonight. Not go out, hang out. I thought he might be asking me on a date. I was wrong?",
"Paige: Hun that's a date.",
"Manny: Told you.",
"Paige: Just in guy speak. Vague, short. Yes, no, grunt.",
"Emma: Yuh?",
"Paige: Yuh definitely qualifies. Em, it's Sean we're talking about. He's a one- syllable kind of guy. (Bell rings) Grade 8 English class",
"Terri: Kwan's in a meeting with Raditch. She says to review Romeo and Juliet to get ready for our field trip. She'll be back soon. Spinner and Jimmy are sitting in the back when Spinner goes to the front of the room, pretending to be Kwan.",
"Spinner: Okay class listen up. Shakespeare is the greatest writer, not just of his time, but of all time.",
"Jimmy: But Ms. Kwan, if he's such a great writer, why is reading him such a big yawn?",
"Spinner: Because you are a moron. (Everyone laughs)",
"Jimmy: But Ms. Kwan...",
"Spinner: And for being a moron, I punish you with a week's detention.",
"Jimmy: A week's detention?",
"Spinner: if you want to waste my time, I'll waste yours. (He sits down when he sees her coming)",
"Ms. Kwan: Sorry I'm late. I know you're all anxious to begin. Shakespeare is the greatest writer, not just of his time but of all time. Even though some of you may find reading him a big yawn. Mr. Brooks, did you know Mr. Raditch's office has a direct link to this classroom? When you turn the intercom on, you can hear every single word that's spoken in here. Mr. Brooks, Gavin already has a detention tonight. You can keep him company.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Media Immersion",
"(Emma sees Sean is on a computer like she is, so she writes him a message. It says: Sean, what's going on? He responds: Going on? Besides you hating me? She says: I don't hate you! Why would you think that? After reading it, he comes over to her.)",
"Sean: Maybe because you tried to kill me in dodgeball? So you don't hate me?",
"Emma: Of course not.",
"Sean: So we're still on for tonight?",
"Emma: Absolutely, if you want to.",
"Sean: Oh, I want to. I'll pick you up at seven at your place.",
"Emma: Great. See you then. (He leaves and she sighs with happiness)",
"Spinner and Jimmy in Ms. Kwan's Class for Detention",
"Jimmy: It's Friday afternoon and we're stuck here. So unfair.",
"Spinner: Now do you think something should be done?",
"Ms. Kwan: (Looks up) Guys, I'm teaching a night school course in three more hours. You don't want to join me, do you?",
"(Spinner writes Jimmy a note and crumples it up and passes it to him. Jimmy opens it; it says \"Tonight = Revenge\". Jimmy nods at him.)",
"The Nelson House",
"(It shows Sean heading there to pick up Emma.)",
"Inside The House",
"(Emma is coming down the stairs.)",
"Emma: Ok, which shirt do you like better, this one or the one I'm wearing?",
"Spike: Both are great. So, your first date. I remember my first date.",
"Emma: Let me guess, you're going to tell me all about it.",
"Spike: It was awful. I was so nervous. I kept laughing like a hyena and I had the worst case of verbal diarrhea. Sorry, this isn't helping, is it? (Sean knocks on the door) I'll get it. (She opens the door and lets Sean in) Sean, hi.",
"Sean: Hi Christine.",
"Spike: Emma, your date's here.",
"Emma: Hi.",
"Sean: Hi.",
"Spike: You kids have a good time. And be home by 10. (They start to leave) Wait. I almost forgot. (Grabs a camera)",
"Emma: Mom.",
"Spike: Just one photo that's all. Sean, take one giant step toward Emma. (He does) And cheese. (She takes the picture)",
"Outside",
"(They're walking down the stairs.)",
"Emma: Sorry about my mom.",
"Sean: No problem.",
"Emma: So what do you want to do?",
"Sean: Oh well we...",
"Emma: I was thinking we could go see a movie or we could grab a bite or we could go to Playdium or there's this free concert in the park...",
"Sean: Relax, okay? Whatever we do tonight, we're going to have fun.",
"Emma: Right. Oh God, that was verbal diarrhea, wasn't it? (Bird poop lands on her jacket)",
"Principal's Office at Degrassi",
"(When the janitor leaves, Spinner and Jimmy sneak in the principal's office.)",
"Ms. Kwan's Night Class",
"Ms. Kwan: This test focuses on English verb tenses. You will write the test, you write the test, and in an hour you'll be able to say you wrote the test. Please begin. Principal's Office",
"(Jimmy turns on the P.A. Spinner chews his gum really loud into the microphone.)",
"Ms. Kwan's Class",
"Ms. Kwan: Excuse me, but whoever's chewing gum, please spit it out immediately. It's disturbing the rest of the class. (She outs her book down, stands up and stares at the class, really angry. She hears Jimmy laughing from the intercom) (To the class) I'll be right back. (She goes to the office and tries to open the door, but it's locked, so she knocks on the door) Is anyone in there? Lou, have you seen anyone hanging around? (He shakes his head no) Would you mind opening this door for me? (He takes out the key and opens the door) (She goes in and turns on the light, but she sees no one there so she turns off the light and leaves) (When she leaves, Jimmy = Spinner come out of hiding)",
"Spinner: Time for part two. (He picks up the phone and dials a number) Hi, I'd like to make an order please. Emma and Sean's date",
"(Emma is carrying a tray of food to a table and sits down with Sean.)",
"Sean: You didn't have to buy me dinner.",
"Emma: Please, after going back to my house so I could change and have my mom take another picture of us, it's the least I could do.",
"Sean: Well, ok. I'll get the movie.",
"Emma: Deal. I got you a veggie burger, hope that's ok.",
"Sean: Yeah, fine, as long as it's not a hamburger.",
"Emma: You're a vegetarian too?",
"Sean: Actually I love meat. But last summer I spent a month with my aunt and uncle on their farm. They raise cows for harvest.",
"Emma: Harvest?",
"Sean: Yeah that's a more polite way of saying slaughter. Anyway, I saw a couple of these cows get harvested. It was awful, the sounds, and the blood and guts oozing all over the place, and the smell, it was just...Sorry. I didn't really mean to...",
"Emma: No, it's ok, really.",
"Sean: Anyway, I figured if I couldn't handle watching them become meat, then I couldn't eat meat either.",
"Emma: It's a good way of looking at it. I mean, so many people are hypocrites (we see a bit of ketchup on her chin) that way. They just pick up their meat at the supermarket in the nice shiny packages and don't even think about what happened to it before it got there.",
"Sean: You got this blob on your chin. (Wipes it off)",
"Ms. Kwan's Class",
"(Someone knocks at the door; she goes to answer it.)",
"Man: Yeah, 12 dozen-honey garlic wings here.",
"Ms. Kwan: But I didn't order anything.",
"Man: Is the number here 555-1950?",
"Ms. Kwan: Yes.",
"Man: And you're Ms. Kwan?",
"Ms. Kwan: Yes, but...",
"Man: Then you ordered this. That'll be $53.48 please.",
"Ms. Kwan: There is no way that I am paying that.",
"Guy: Ms. Kwan, I help pay. I have hunger.",
"Ms. Kwan: I am hungry Rachesh.",
"Guy: Ok. (Goes back to his seat with some of the food)",
"Guy #2: I am hungry too, Ms. Kwan.",
"Man: You're hungry man? You got money?",
"Guy: Hey, Ms. Kwan, I will eat the chicken wing. I eat the chicken wing. I ate the chicken wing.",
"Principal's Office",
"(Jimmy and Spinner laugh and high five.)",
"Emma and Sean's date",
"(Emma is looking through her purse.)",
"Emma: My wallet.",
"Sean: I'm paying for the movie, remember?",
"Emma: No, it's not that. My wallet was on the tray and then we threw out our stuff.",
"Sean: You threw out your wallet?",
"Emma: I don't know. I think so.",
"(Sean looks in a garbage can and pulls out a thrown out burger, which he throws on the floor in disgust.)",
"Sean: I think I got it. (A security guard shows up) Hi. She lost her wallet. Guess you kid of like us to continue this someplace else, huh?",
"Outside - Ms. Kwan's Car",
"(Jimmy and Spinner come outside with a bucket of eggs. At first, only Spinner is throwing eggs at the car.)",
"Spinner: This is for making me spend every lunch hour in the cafeteria and this is for making me wear a hairnet in public. Come on, Jimmy, fire away.",
"Jimmy: I don't think so.",
"Spinner: You don't know what you're missing. (Throws another egg) This is for making me read Shakespeare in public.",
"Jimmy: And this is for making me and Ashley feel like dirt. (Throws an egg)",
"She comes outside, so they hide. When she sees her car, she leans next to it and starts to cry. Emma and Sean's date",
"(Sean is looking for her wallet.)",
"Sean: It's not here.",
"Emma: Someone must have stolen it.",
"Sean: Are you sure you left it on your tray?",
"Emma: Of course I'm sure. I bought the meals, set my wallet on the tray...",
"Sean: You almost spilled ketchup on it while you were eating...",
"Emma: And then I...Oh no...Oh no... (Looks through her purse and finds it) Um, it's here. (She runs away after finding it)",
"Media Immersion",
"(Emma is showing her friends the pictures from her date with Sean.)",
"Manny: (points to one photo) So this is pre poop (points to another one) and this is post poop.",
"JT: I like your first outfit better. (Emma gives him a mean look)",
"Emma: I'll be lucky if Sean ever speaks to me again.",
"Manny: Emma, if Sean really likes you...",
"Toby: He's not gonna let some bird crap, rotting garbage, and a couple of embarrassing pictures changes his mind, really.",
"Sean comes in and over to Emma so her friends leave them alone.",
"Sean: So, how's your wallet?",
"Emma: Sean, I am so, so, so sorry about Friday night. He picks up one of the pictures.",
"Sean: Could I have this?",
"Emma: It's all yours.",
"Sean: Thanks. (He leaves and she sighs a happy sigh) Ms. Kwan's Class",
"Spinner: Oh, you should have seen the look on her face. I wish I had a video camera. (Imitates Ms. Kwan crying)",
"Jimmy: It was pretty funny.",
"Ashley: Sounds sort of cruel to me.",
"Spinner: Look, whatever. Kwan asked for it and Kwan got it, big time. The bell rings and Mr. Raditch enters the room.",
"Mr. R: Good morning, everyone. Ms. Kwan will not be here today or for the rest of the term. She's requested a leave of absence, which I've granted. So, I'll be filling in for her. Unfortunately, this means that we'll be canceling your trip to Stratford (Kids groan) Ms. Kwan wanted me to apologize to you for that. (Terri raises her hand and he silently says \"Yes?\")",
"Terri: Is Ms. Kwan gonna be okay?",
"Mr. R: Well, she's been under a lot of pressure lately. Her husband is very ill, the stress of that, and plus working full time, overtime really, was just too much for her. Right, open your textbooks and your malleable little minds.",
"(The camera ends on Jimmy and Spinner looking sad.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x11 | Friday Nights | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_01x12.json | [
"Paige starts a Spirit Squad at school. Manny, who desperately wants to join, starts to hang out with the \"it crowd,\" and begins to question her friendship with an unsupportive Emma. Meanwhile, Spinner, Liberty, J.T., and Toby team up to win a contest."
]
| [
"Degrassi - Hall Liberty is interviewing Paige, Hazel, and a guy named Oskar about Degrassi's Spirit Squad",
"Oskar: Sorry I'm late.",
"Liberty: No problem, the interview isn't over yet. Hazel, you were saying?",
"Hazel: Well, we're a school Sanken club.",
"Paige: So now, it's just a question of getting enough people to sign up, but they will, of course.",
"Liberty: Ok, what would you say to a student who thinks cheerleading is sexist?",
"Hazel: I'd say, get over it. Welcome to the new millenium.",
"Paige: Totally. I mean, cheerleading is such a positive thing. It's great exercise.",
"Hazel: It builds leadership skills.",
"Oskar: It's better than watching TV.",
"Paige: And it boosts school spirit. I mean, what's bad about that?",
"Liberty: Thank you and good luck. (Liberty leaves) Manny comes up to Paige and taps her on the shoulder.",
"Paige: Can I help you?",
"Manny: I'm Manny, I'd like to try out.",
"Paige: Ok, what can you do? Manny goes to the end of the hall and does a great cartwheel.",
"Paige: (When Manny finishes) Manny, sweetie, sign right here. Manny takes the clipboard, signs it, and gives it back to Paige with a smile. Media Immersion Paige is on the TV, talking about the Spirit Squad",
"Paige: School spirit, can you have enough? If you ask me, the answer is no. That's why I've formed the Degrassi Spirit Squad. So come sign up, girls and boys. Give me a D! Give me an E! Give a G! Give me a R! Give me a A! Give me an S! Give me an S! Give me an I! What does that spell Degrassi! Whoo!",
"Emma: Give me a break. Cheerleaders? Please. (Manny nods as she watches) Hall Emma and Manny are walking.",
"Emma: It's like we're traveling back in time. Cheerleading is so over.",
"Manny: What? Cheerleading is huge, more popular than ever.",
"Emma: So are a lot of things that are just sexist and wrong.",
"Manny: How can it be sexist if there are guys?",
"Emma: I bet the guys won't be wearing tight sweaters and mini skirts.",
"Manny: I hope not. Anyway, I was just thinking cheerleading might be fun.",
"Emma: Fun? Manny, you're not thinking of...You want to become some pom-pom - pumping robot? I'm surprised.",
"Manny: Em...",
"Emma: Too tell you the truth, I don't Degrassi should have a squad. Period.",
"Manny: Ok, forget it. You're right. Can we talk about something else? Another part of the hall. JT and Toby are stuffing their faces with Pringles chips.",
"JT: I can't taste them anymore. I can't taste anything anymore.",
"Toby: it's just the sodium. Keep going, faster. Mr. R is going up the stairs and sees them.",
"Mr. R: What exactly are you two doing?",
"JT and Toby: Nothing. (They turn around and hurriedly finish eating) He leaves Cafeteria Spinner is setting some food out. As he does, he notices JT and Toby are at a table with a lot of Pringles cans on it.",
"JT: Why don't you trust me?",
"Toby: I don't not trust you. I just want to make sure you didn't overlook the Ace of Clubs.",
"JT: As if I'd overlook that.",
"Toby: You're right. You didn't. No luck. (Liberty walks by, eating Pringles) At 12:00, Liberty Van Zandt, chip can. (They run up to her)",
"Liberty: (They turn her around) What?",
"Toby: We can't come over to say hi?",
"JT: Ok, we want your chip can. (Toby elbows him)",
"Toby: Shut up.",
"Liberty: Guys, what's going on?",
"JT: It's a contest. Get one can with the Ace of Spades and one with the Ace of Clubs. You win a million bucks.",
"Toby: We already have the Ace of Spades and it's in a top secret hiding place.",
"JT: Yes, yes. Very top secret.",
"Toby: But, we still need the other half and the deadline's in three days.",
"Liberty: You've been doing this how long?",
"Toby: Two months.",
"Liberty: Some advice: Find a dictionary and look up \"Pathetic\".",
"JT: Can we just have your can? Liberty gives it to them. Toby dumps the chips in JT's hand and look inside. Then, puts his hand over it.",
"Toby: \"Sorry, try again.\" Like the rest of them.",
"Liberty: (Sees the inside) Try again?",
"JT: Liberty, wait. Liberty, let's make a deal. Emma and Manny They are walking past Paige's table with food.",
"Emma: So you're still coming tonight to study right? (Manny nods)",
"Paige: Manny, there you are. Let's see that awesome cartwheel again. (She doesn't move) Come on, Manny. If you want to be on the Spirit Squad, you can't be shy. Manny puts her tray down and does the cartwheel.",
"Oskar: Still amazing. Hazel: Yeah, but her landing could have been smoother, if you ask me.",
"Paige: Better watch out, Manny. You're making Hazel jealous. (Hazel laughs as if to say \"yeah, right.\") Girls Washroom.",
"Emma: Please. Paige? Hazel? Are you gonna like, do your colors like, together like?",
"Manny: Come on, Emma. They're the coolest kids in school.",
"Emma: Mm-hmm.",
"Manny: And they like me, a grade 7. That's a pretty big deal you know.",
"Emma: The big deal is no one in this school except me is pointing out the bad side of cheerleading.",
"Manny: Maybe because no one else feels the same way you do. Most people realize that it's just good fun.",
"Emma: Well, maybe if my views were brought to the school's attention...",
"Manny: What? Are you saying you're gonna write another article for the Grapevine?",
"Emma: No. It's not that big a deal.",
"Manny: Great. Can we just talk about something else for a while, please? (They leave the Washroom) Library",
"Liberty: You'd have nothing without me.",
"JT: And you'd have nothing without us. 50/50, that's our final offer.",
"Spinner: (Comes out from behind a bookshelf) Make that 45/45.",
"Toby: That only makes 90%.",
"Spinner: That's right, Einstein. Plus, 10% for me.",
"Liberty: What for?",
"Spinner: For protection.",
"Toby: Protection? From who? The only people who know about this are me, JT, Liberty, and you. (Spinner backs him up against a curtain. Then, the bell rings) Hall",
"Toby: Ok, JT will bring the Ace of Spades tomorrow.",
"Spinner: I'll hold on to the Ace of Clubs in the meantime, for protection.",
"Toby: Then, we go cash in. One million smackers. Outside Manny is walking outside alone, when she runs into Paige and Hazel.",
"Paige: Hey, girl. Something wrong?",
"Manny: It's Emma. She's taking this whole cheerleading is sexism thing too far.",
"Paige: Really? How far?",
"Manny: She did say she might write something for the Grapevine.",
"Paige: You know what Manny needs, Hazel? Some time with the girls. Want to hang out?",
"Manny: (Hooking arms with Paige and Hazel) Wow. That would be amazing. My house is like 2 minutes from here. Manny's Room Hazel is looking in her closet as they talk.",
"Hazel: I'd say an 8.",
"Manny: Hello, we're talking about Joseph here. Try 9.",
"Paige: Try 4. He doesn't wear deodorant. Major pointage loss on the scent factor. But, I guess we shouldn't be rating boys. Perfect Little Emma would say it's sexist.",
"Hazel: Just like cheerleading. (The phone rings)",
"Manny: Guys, it's her.",
"Paige: Make sure she's not writing the article Manny.",
"Manny: (She answers it) Hello?",
"Emma: Manny, where are you? I thought you were coming over tonight to study.",
"Manny: I was, but I'm not feeling too well. Must be a 24- hour flu.",
"Emma: Oh, well I hope you feel better.",
"Manny: Thanks. But, Em, I was just wondering, just to make sure, you're not really going to write that article for the Grapevine?",
"Emma: I told you I wasn't. Why?",
"Manny: (Whispers to Paige and Hazel) She's not.",
"Paige: I mean, trying to protect the world from cheerleading? As if.",
"Emma: Did I hear Paige?",
"Manny: She'll be leaving soon and then I'll come by.",
"Emma: Don't bother. (She hands up)",
"Manny: guys, she heard you. (Paige and Hazel don't look like they care) JT's Room His room is a mess because he can't find the other can.",
"JT: I am toast. Gym The Spirit Squad is practicing.",
"All: Hey, all you Panthers fans. Show some spirit, clap your hands. D.C.S., let's hear it. D.C.S. let's hear it.",
"Hazel: Ok, let's try this new move. It's called The Toe Touch. I'll show you. (She does a move that has her foot go up in the air) Ok?",
"Paige: Not bad, but let's not get crazy here. Besides, I'm sure Manny could do it better.",
"Manny: I don't know about that, girl.",
"Paige: Try. Manny does the move, then does a split, waving the pom-poms over her head.",
"Paige: Manny, sweetie, you're so going to be the star of the show. After me, of course. The camera goes to the door, where we see Emma watching and then she leaves. Room Liberty is on a computer, when Emma knocks on the door.",
"Liberty: Emma, can I help you?",
"Emma: I know this is totally last minute, but I have an article here for the Grapevine.",
"Liberty: Emma, I'm just about to publish.",
"Emma: Please, just read it before you say no.",
"Liberty: (Takes it) \"How can we advance as women if some of us insist on wearing short skirts and dancing like bimbos?\" Wow. That's harsh.",
"Emma: Really? I didn't think it was strong enough. I could make it harsher.",
"Liberty: No, no. This is good. You do know that Manny signed up for the Spirit Squad? Isn't it's weird that you're attacking it?",
"Emma: No, what's weird is Manny. She's totally becoming this phony person. Liberty puts her feet up on the desk.",
"Emma: What are those?",
"Liberty: Aren't they the most beautiful boots you've ever seen?",
"Emma: They are...they're something. Liberty takes something off one boot, then puts it back on the desk, smiling. Hall Manny is walking with Paige and Hazel",
"Paige: Manny, that last hand stand was flawless. Oh look it's \"Little Miss Save The World\".",
"Emma: And it's \"Little Miss Plastic\". Shouldn't you out testing your make up on animals?",
"Paige: Shouldn't you be out hugging trees?",
"Manny: Guys, come on.",
"Emma: Manny, you were asking about this. It's coming out at noon.",
"Paige: \"The spirit squad's only spirit is the spirit of sexism.\" Look what your little friend wrote. (Gives it to Manny)",
"Manny: Nice, Emma. So I'm a bimbo too. (She crumples it up then stomps away into the bath -room. Emma picks it up and follows her in.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Girls Washroom Emma throws the paper in the trash.",
"Manny: I can't believe you wrote that article, Em. You've got to get Liberty to cancel it.",
"Emma: How long have we been friends?",
"Manny: Since Kindergarten.",
"Emma: And now you think you can drop me like a hot potato just because, ooh, some eighth grader is finally talking to you?",
"Manny: It's not like that, Em. I want to become a cheerleader that's all.",
"Emma: Please.",
"Manny: Is it so wrong if I become friends with Paige in the process?",
"Emma: You honestly think Paige is your friend?",
"Manny: Is that so hard to believe? That for once someone cool likes me?",
"Emma: She's just using you, Manny.",
"Manny: no, you're just jealous.",
"Emma: Jealous? Of that pretentious wannabe?",
"Manny: You know the difference between you and Paige? Paige is fun. You're so boring sometimes I want to scream.",
"Emma: Well I sure hope you and Paige have fun together. Just don't come drying to me when she stabs a knife in your back. (She leaves)",
"Manny: Don't worry, I won't. Media Immersion Emma goes in and sits down.",
"Toby: Please. I can afford it. It's yours. Really. Take it. (A girl takes something Toby had in his hand and leaves)",
"JT: What are you doing?",
"Toby: It was cheap. I'm upgrading my whole electronics system.",
"JT: You want to stop doing that for a while.",
"Toby: Why? You do have the other can, don't you? You lost the Ace of Spades?",
"JT: I didn't lose it, I just misplaced it.",
"Toby: How could you misplace our chance at a million bucks?",
"JT: My mom went on one of her cleaning binges. I just can't remember where I moved it to.",
"Toby: Well, think man think!",
"Liberty: Ah, my two favorite people. Anything wrong? (The bell rings)",
"Mr. Simpson: Ok, our last unit was on-line portfolios. (Manny comes in and sits down just as he closes the door) Today I'm going to introduce you to Photo shop. So you can begin to learn how to scan and edit images digitally. It's amazing what these programs can do. You change hair color, eye color, whatever you want. Now, we're going to take it slow at first because I don't want you guys to get too caught up with playing around with the technology... Bell rings The Hall",
"P.A.: Students, remember to pick up a copy of the new edition of the Degrassi Grapevine, out now. And lunch today is Mongolian chicken stir-fry. Manny is walking, when she sees Paige and Hazel take all the copies of The Grapevine and go in the gym. She follows them. Gym",
"Manny: What you guys doing?",
"Paige: Just making some editorial changes (They start ripping out what Emma wrote of the Grapevine). Emma's article is just horrible. I mean, it's really going to hurt us. Here Manny, you do the next one. Normally I wouldn't put stock in anything a grade 7 wrote, no offense.",
"Hazel: But we need 12 people for the squad and we only have 8. This article might convince people not to join.",
"Paige: And then, no spirit squad. I mean, you do want a spirit squad?",
"Manny: Of course.",
"Paige: Then prove it. Manny takes the newspaper from Paige and rips out the article.",
"Paige: There. Was that so hard? Outside",
"Toby: This can't be happening. This can't be happening. This can't be happening. JT, when was the last time you remember having it?",
"JT: What are you, my mother? If I knew that, I'd have it right now. I lost it. So sue me.",
"Liberty: JT, if you find that can, or I will sue you. (Spinner is with her)",
"Toby: Spinner, shouldn't you supposed to be at work?",
"Liberty: He has his priorities. And his priority right now is to hurt JT. I told him everything.",
"JT: Guys, I'll make it up to you. I'll be your slave.",
"Spinner: Sorry, I don't speak dork. JT, you're gonna find that can if I have to stuff you in your locker-",
"JT: My locker. That's it. Hall JT opens his locker and tries to find the can, throwing everything out that isn't it on the floor.",
"JT: No, they're not in there. It's in a plastic bag. (Gets a blue bag) There it is. Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs, we're rich.",
"Spinner: (Looks at the cans) You moron, they're both clubs? (Shows JT)",
"Toby: Oh no.",
"JT: Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs, they're so similar.",
"Spinner: I knew it was a mistake, hooking up with a bunch of loser grade sevens. (He leaves)",
"JT: Guys, come on. (Liberty and Toby stuff JT in his locker and closes it and leaves) Help, help! Media Immersion Paige is looking at designs for a cheer uniform with Manny and Oskar there.",
"Paige: I think I like the shorter skirts better, Oskar. In the blue and gold. Oh yeah, it's it.",
"Manny: Yeah, I think that looks way better. Emma and Mr. Simpson enter with the Grapevine newspapers.",
"Mr. Simpson: You guys know anything about this? (Shows the page where the article used to be)",
"Paige: Who would do something like that?",
"Emma: You tell me. My opinion piece was stripped out of every copy of the Grapevine.",
"Paige: Well, I nothing to do with it.",
"Mr. Simpson: No one's accusing you, Paige. Even if it was, it was Emma's critique of the Spirit Squad that was attacked. I don't have to tell you that vandalism could result in suspension. This is pretty serious.",
"Manny: (stands up) Mr. Simpson...",
"Paige: Let me, Manny. If anyone should tell you this Mr. Simpson, it should be me. As head of the Spirit Squad. But, we saw Hazel hanging around foyer earlier, acting suspicious.",
"Mr. Simpson: More incidents like this, and the school may question having extracirrculars activities at all, including the Spirit Squad. You got it? (Manny sits down) Hall Manny is at her locker.",
"Paige: So, two more people signed up. We're really on our way.",
"Manny: Why did you do that? Why did you back stab Hazel?",
"Paige: Hello, I had to give up somebody and you were about to spill your guts. I was simply looking out for you.",
"Manny: Well, don't, okay? Not if it means dragging me into your dirty work.",
"Paige: My dirty work? You were there, too.",
"Manny: Yeah, I ripped one newspaper.",
"Paige: One? More like all. Or at least that's what I'll tell Mr. Simpson if you don't shut up.",
"Manny: Paige you were the one who...",
"Paige: Who's he gonna believe? You or me?",
"Manny: Let's go find out.",
"Paige: Manny, what is your damage?",
"Manny: You, Paige.",
"Paige: You better watch your mouth.",
"Manny: Or what? You'll spread lies about me? Deface my locker? Just try it. (Moves closer to Paige and glares at her)",
"Girl: Whoa.",
"Girl # 2: Crazy.",
"Paige: F.Y.I: Your attitude sucks. Good luck making the squad. (She leaves in a huff, pushing people put of her way) Manny leaves and we see Emma was watching. Outside Manny is outside her house when Emma approaches her.",
"Emma: Hey.",
"Manny: Hey.",
"Emma: Can I sit down?",
"Manny: Sure.",
"Emma: Manny, I wanted to apologize. I should have supported your cheerleading, not attacked you.",
"Manny: Why? It's just a bunch of stupid sexist idiot girls prancing around.",
"Emma: Manny I was wrong, I'm admitting it.",
"Manny: It's just, all I wanted to do as have fun, Em. Then Paige took an interest in me. It all became so complicated. I'm sorry.",
"Emma: So what are you gonna do? About the Spirit Squad, I mean?",
"Manny: Give it up. Paige won't want me anymore, not after what I said to her.",
"Emma: Manny, you're good. Paige is mean, not dumb. She's not gonna cut you from the squad. And besides, what you said, that was amazing.",
"Manny: You were there?",
"Emma: (nods) And you know? I couldn't have said it better myself. Manny smiles at her."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x12 | Wannabe | bunniefuu |
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"Ashley writes a song she plans to perform with Terri at the Degrassi Lunchtime Cabaret, but when Terri adds Paige, she grows annoyed when Paige takes control. Terri attempts to use her recent project on tarot card readings to convince Ashley to go with Paige's ideas, but Ashley refuses, upsetting Terri and Paige. Meanwhile, Emma performs a interpretive dance to advocate anti-poaching , and when Sean refuses to join, Toby steps up."
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"The Kerwin House Ashley and Terri are at the piano. Ashley is practicing on the piano while Terri is working on a project.",
"Terri: Hey, wanna hear something cool? A protection chant.",
"Ashley: Uh, Terri. I'm sorta busy right now.",
"Terri: \"I call upon my angelic guardians, I call upon my spirit guides.\"",
"Ashley: I call upon Terri to stop freaking me out. Why did you pick that topic for your presentation anyway?",
"Terri: I love this mystic oracle stuff.",
"Ashley: It gives me the creeps. Anyway, I think I've got our song down, finally. Listen. (Singing) Oh, just tell me how I can be, all that you ask of me and still feel that I am free, free to be who I am. (Terri moved to the piano while Ashley is singing) Wow, we're so gonna be the stars of the cabaret.",
"Terri: Uh, I thought we were going to pick the songs pace up a bit.",
"Ashley: This is the right pace. You know that right?",
"Terri: Uh, sure. I just thought this was a duo, you're singing this on your own.",
"Ashley: We are a duo. Come on, sing along this time.",
"Terri: Ok.",
"Ashley: (Singing) Oh, just tell how I can be, all that you ask of me... Degrassi Grade 8 Homeroom- The morning announcements about Cabaret are on.",
"Liberty: Are you serious about performing for lunchtime cabaret? Then you need to sign up with me by noon today. I'll decide if your act is appropriate and up to our usual standards.",
"Paige: Ter, we should totally hook up for Cabaret.",
"Terri: I'm already doing a duo, with Ash. \"Two Girls and a Keyboard\".",
"Paige: Hun that sounds lamer than Heather Sinclair's highland sword dance.",
"Terri: I know but the song Ash wrote means the world to her. Too bad it's just blah.",
"Paige: Well you need me. To jazz it up, add some style.",
"Terri: I tried to get her to do that already, but she won't.",
"Paige: She won't? It's a duet, not a dictatorship. Just tell her you want a popper song and a trio. (Bell rings)",
"Mr. R: Good morning, aspiring scholars. In the light of Ms. Kwan's continued absence, I am going to be your homeroom teacher again today (kids groan but stop when he looks up) Please take your seats. (Ashley comes in and sits next to Terri)",
"Ashley: This cabaret's gonna be the best one. Just wait till they hear our song.",
"Terri: Ash?",
"Ashley: Yeah?",
"Terri: Yeah, can't wait. (Paige isn't happy because Terri didn't tell Ash) Media Immersion",
"Emma: It's a poetic dance on an environmental theme, Sean. You'll love it.",
"Sean: I don't dance.",
"Emma: You don't have to dance. Manny and I will dance. I just want you to be the hunter.",
"Sean: I don't wear leotards.",
"Manny: We don't wear leotards. Just black, like panthers, in honor of our basketball team.",
"Emma: And because they're in dangered. In our piece, we're gunned down by a hunter. It has a strong message.",
"Sean: I don't hunt. The bell rings.",
"Emma: I can't believe Sean won't do it. It's gonna be so good. The audience will be entertained and learn something that pros us.",
"JT: Leotards and learning don't go together. Leotards and laughter do.",
"Emma: You're so primitive.",
"Manny: Who are we gonna get to be the hunter?",
"Emma: We'll find somebody.",
"Toby: I'll do it.",
"JT: What?",
"Emma: Really? (He nods) Toby, you're the best!",
"Toby: Hey, I do what I can.",
"Emma: We rehearse after school in the gym.",
"Toby: See you there. Manny and Emma leave.",
"JT: Well, I think it's cool when guys get in touch with their feminine side",
"Toby: Of course you do, JT. Look at you.",
"JT: Ha, ha. Funny. Media Immersion Terri is giving her presentation",
"Terri: There are many mystic oracles, but tarot and ouji are my favorite. Now, could I have a volunteer?",
"Spinner: Madame Terri? I'll do it. (He goes up to Terri)",
"Terri: Take a deep breath. What would you like to ask the oracle?",
"Spinner: Great mystic oracle, am I really a super stud?",
"Mr. Simpson: You don't an oracle to answer that one, Gavin. Ask another serious question, please.",
"Spinner: What was the name of my first pet?",
"Terri: I call upon my angelic guardians, I call upon my spirit guides. (She moves the pointer on the board. Spinner says each letter as she moves it)",
"Spinner: R...O...C...K...Y. Rocky. How did you... That's cool and just a bit creepy. (He sits down)",
"Mr. Simpson: That was something, Terri. Excellent use of power point. You've earned top marks. Which is just as well because I wouldn't want the mystical oracles against me.",
"Paige: Ash, you don't believe in all this stuff do you?",
"Ashley: In the real stuff yeah. My aunt predicted my grandma's stroke by reading tea leaves. (Terri sits down)",
"Paige: So, if you heard a prediction, one that affected you, you'd believe it?",
"Ashley: Yeah. I'd be stupid not to. (Terri and Paige look at each other, excited) Outside",
"JT: You don't even know how to dance.",
"Toby: I don't have to, I'm just hunting.",
"JT: You're doing this just to get close to Emma.",
"Toby: Duh.",
"JT: News flash Toby: She has a boyfriend.",
"Toby: Who refused to dance. So who's the hero now? Table Terri is doing tarot cards with Manny.",
"Manny: So, I'm a fool?",
"Terri: No, in tarot, the fool represents fate. What's important is it's upside down. In means your day will end unexpectedly, with a twist.",
"Manny: A twist? What's that supposed to mean?",
"Terri: It means you should watch out. Manny leaves, and Paige comes over and sits.",
"Terri: Yes, Paige. What would you like to know?",
"Paige: Oh, mystic oracle. Should Two girls and a piano become a trio?",
"Ashley: Paige, it's Two girls and a keyboard, and no. We're fine.",
"Terri: You ask. If you're right, the oracle will back you up. Terri shuffles the cards and Paige picks one after Terri puts them in three stacks.",
"Terri: Wow, the three of rods. Rods represent creativity, our band, and the three...",
"Paige: The oracle has spoken. Class",
"Ashley: \"The oracle has spoken\". (Imitating Paige)",
"Terri: The oracle did speak. Paige joins the band.",
"Ashley: Sounds like you want her to join. Terri, she'll make it all sexy and stupid. She'll wreck everything.",
"Terri: I thought you said you totally believed in the oracles.",
"Ashley: I do, but my aunt was an expert. You're an imitator.",
"Terri: Was I an imitator when I found out Spinner's pet's name?",
"Ashley: Please. Spinner told you about his cat Rocky about a month ago.",
"Terri: How'd you know?",
"Ashley: I was there, remember? Outside",
"Paige: I can't believe she didn't buy it.",
"Terri: She said I was an imitator, and she thinks your style will like clash.",
"Paige: Me? Clash? As if. Don't tell me you agree with her. Then tell her you don't agree. What's the worst that could happen?",
"Ashley: Paige, I know you want to be in the band.",
"Paige: No, I know the band needs me.",
"Ashley: Well Two girls and a keyboard is gonna remain just that. Sorry.",
"Manny: What do you think about adding a jested? Something like this? (She starts walking on the steps and hurts her leg) Aah! (She falls on the ground. Ashley, Paige, and Terri try to help)",
"Ashley: Can you stand on it at all?",
"Emma: It's already starting to swell. We should probably take you to the nurse.",
"Manny: I can't believe this. How am I gonna dance? How am I gonna be a panther?",
"Ashley: Ter, you predicted a twist and she just twisted her ankle.",
"Terri: She did. I can't believe she did.",
"Paige: And you were right about me.",
"Ashley: Who am I to argue with the oracles? You're in Paige.",
"Paige: Yes! Ter, aren't you happy?",
"Terri: Totally, I just can't believe I predicted that. I am creepy. Degrassi - The next day. Paige is showing Ashley a poster.",
"Paige: Even I'm amazed at my brilliance.",
"Ashley: Paige Michalchuk and the s*x Kittens? Please.",
"Paige: What's wrong with it?",
"Ashley: Why don't we just make it 3 girls and a keyboard? Nice and simple.",
"Paige: Nice and boring.",
"Ashley: Ter, what do you think? 3 girls and a keyboard or Paige Michalchuk and the s*x Kittens?",
"Terri: I think they're both interesting.",
"Paige: Ter, you don't like 3 girls and a keyboard do you?",
"Terri: I think we should just focus on getting the song down. The name will come later.",
"Ashley: Fine. (To Paige) Here's the song on CD. Learn it and must us at the wall at four to practice.",
"Mr. R: All right, settle everyone. Let's continue with our discussion from last class. We talked about sentence and paragraph structures. (As he's talking, the camera is focused on Paige listening to the song, which you can tell she doesn't like by the look on her face) Hall",
"Emma: All we have to do is adjust the dancing. Tone it down a bit. Manny can be the hunter.",
"Toby: I don't know, Em. I'm not exactly the best dancer.",
"JT: I think it's a great idea, really. I can't wait to see it performed.",
"Toby: Playing the hunter is one thing. But dancing?",
"Emma: You're the only one who's been to all the rehearsals.",
"Manny: You know the part.",
"Toby: Of the hunter. Why can't we just have two panthers and one hunter?",
"Emma: Just forget it. I'll go tell Liberty we're not going on.",
"Toby: Fine, I'll do it. But I'm not wearing a leotard.",
"Emma: You don't have to. Toby, thank you, I mean it. (After Emma and Manny leaves, JT dances and Toby hits him)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Girls Washroom Terri and Paige are in there.",
"Paige: Ok, ready? (Paige comes out of a stall wearing a kind of short sparkly blue top) Viola.",
"Terri: Wow. That's an incredible look...for you.",
"Paige: And you.",
"Terri: I don't think so. I'd look like a sausage.",
"Paige: Silly. You'll look great. We're so going to get a record deal. Especially after you hear my ideas for the song.",
"Terri: Have you listened to it yet?",
"Paige: Yeah.",
"Terri: And?",
"Paige: Well, it has promise. But right now, it sounds like a bunch of cows dying. (They laugh as Ashley enters)",
"Ashley: Paige, what are you wearing?",
"Paige: Our new look. You like?",
"Ashley: I don't. You want us to look like prostitutes?",
"Paige: Fine. I'll go get us some nun costumes.",
"Ashley: Very funny Paige. Terri and Paige go outside to talk privately.",
"Paige: She's holding us back.",
"Terri: I've tried Paige.",
"Paige: And failed. Listen, I have some ideas for the sing, but Ashley is going to hate them. We need the mystic oracles to convince her.",
"Terri: After Manny, I'm not messing with the oracles again. But...",
"Paige: But what?",
"Terri: What if you and I try your ideas? Made a new version of the song. Maybe Ash would like it.",
"Paige: That's a big maybe. Huge. But, ok. And I think I know exactly who can help us. I just have to change. (They go back in the washroom) Media Immersion",
"Terri: Mr. Simpson, this synthesizer, you talked about in class once, didn't you?",
"Mr. Simpson: Right.",
"Paige: Well, we weren't really playing attention. But we wish we were.",
"Terri: 'Cause we have this song here and we want to make another version of it.",
"Mr. Simpson: Well you came to the right place. This set up here is amazing. Wish I had back when I was in a band?",
"Paige: Stop, rewind. Mr. Simpson, you were in a band?",
"Mr. Simpson: Zit remedy. We even had a video. You ever head of us? (Singing) Everybody wants something that... (Stops) I'll take that as a no. Let me show you how this works. Ok. Gym Emma, Manny, and Toby are practicing. Jungle music is playing as Emma dances.",
"Manny: (When Emma tilts her head up) Toby, that's your cue.",
"Toby: Oh sorry. (Toby runs on stage. They dance, until Toby and Emma bump heads)",
"Emma: JT, stop the music. (The music stops) Toby, you keep leaning in the wrong way.",
"Toby: Right, sorry. Wanna try again?",
"Emma: No, I think I've had enough head injuries for today.",
"Toby: Ok.",
"Emma: Maybe you should try it at home, in front of the mirror or something.",
"Toby: Sure. (Emma and Manny leave)",
"JT: Man, how far will you go?",
"Toby: JT, shut up, now. media immersion A really cool beat is being heard on the computer.",
"Paige: This is so perfect, Mr. Simpson. It's so danceable.",
"Mr. Simpson: (He stops it) Y'all ready for this? (He presses a button and a new beat starts)",
"Terri: Wow. Hall Ashley is waiting for them and she hears the noise.",
"Ashley: What is that? (She gets up to find out) Media Immersion",
"Paige & Terri: (singing) Oh, just tell me how I can be, all that you ask of me. And still feel-",
"Ashley: I guess I missed the rehearsal. I don't believe this. You guys re-did my song?",
"Mr. Simpson: Ashley, it's just an alternate tape. Both versions are still on the computer, so there's no problem.",
"Paige: We weren't trying to ruin your song. We were taking it to another level, you know?",
"Ashley: No, Paige. I don't know. First, the name, then the clothes, now my music. Forget it.",
"Paige: Well I think we should go with our version right, Terri?",
"Ashley: Ter, there's no argument. You know the song was better before.",
"Terri: I...I don't know.",
"Paige: You should let the oracle decide. We can all agree on that. After all, Terri is in touch with the other side.",
"Ashley: Ok, we'll consult the oracle.",
"Terri: mystic oracle, which version should we go with? (Ashley picks a card) High priestess. It means...go with the new. Sorry, Ash. The oracle has spoken. The next day",
"P.A.: Lunchtime cabaret will be commencing shortly. Those interested in attending should make their way to the gym. Room Paige and Terri are sitting in their outfits.",
"Paige & Terri: (singing) ...and still feel that I am free, free to be who I am. (Ashley comes)",
"Paige: Did someone miss the announcement? We're on in like 5 minutes Ash.",
"Ashley: I did some internet research on your last reading. The high priestess means stay with the old. You said go with the new. You lied, Ter. Why?",
"Terri: Because you hate all of my suggestions.",
"Ashley: That is so not true.",
"Terri: It is. I don't get a say in anything. It's not fair. Lunchtime Cabaret Kids clap as Liberty goes on stage",
"Liberty: Welcome to Lunchtime Cabaret. I expect you'll handle yourselves appropriately. So without further ado, please welcome our first act, a dance piece entitled Endangered. (She goes off the stage and Emma goes on in her panthers outfit and does her part, then Toby comes on beside her and they dance until they bump heads)",
"Emma: Toby.",
"Toby: Sorry.",
"Spinner: Man, this is too easy. (They continue dancing. Then Manny comes on and shoots them. Toby falls.)",
"Jimmy: What is this? (Everyone laughs loudly)",
"Sean: (Gets up) Hey! Shut up! Let them dance. (Emma smiles at him)",
"Toby: Emma, we're not done. (They finish) Paige, Terri, and Ashley.",
"Paige: Guys, we're going on in like two seconds.",
"Ashley: Look, the oracle said go with the old. You guys better watch out. Who knows what might happen if you defy them.",
"Liberty: Guys, you're on.",
"Terri: I don't care what the oracle says. We're using with the new version.",
"Ashley: Fine. Then, you can use the new group, the one without me.",
"Paige: Fine. Ter, come on.",
"Liberty: Did you settle on a name? Finally?",
"Terri: Just call us \"Paige and Terri\".",
"Liberty: Degrassi's own Paige and Terri! Paige and Terri come on stage just as the beat starts.",
"Paige and Terri: (singing) (They move around and dance as they sing) Oh just tell me who I can be, all that you ask of me. And still feel that I am free, free to be who I am. Oh, just tell me how I can be, all that you ask of me. And still feel that I am free, free to be who I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (It also shows Ashley watching) (After the song is over and people are clapping, Paige and Terri hug then we see Ashley watching again and Terri sees her) Hall Manny and Toby are walking.",
"Manny: That wasn't so bad was it?",
"Toby: No, but my panther dancing days are over.",
"Manny: Unless a certain someone asks you again, right? Emma shows up.",
"Emma: Toby, you were great out there. Thank you so much.",
"Toby: Yeah, so, do you want to go and maybe...",
"Emma: (Sees Sean) I'll be right back, ok? Sean. I don't know what to say.",
"Sean: You don't have to say anything.",
"Emma: The way you just stood up like that, told everyone off, it was so brave. (Kisses him on the cheek) The camera moves to Toby watching and he looks very sad. Washroom Paige and Terri are in there fixing their hair.",
"Paige: Ok, we were awesome.",
"Terri: I could totally do this for a living. Ashley approaches them.",
"Paige: So?",
"Ashley: (Smiles) You guys were great!",
"Terri: Really?",
"Ashley: I admit it, your version totally rocked and the audience loved it.",
"Terri: I think you should join with the group again.",
"Ashley: Ok. But first things first what about a name?",
"Paige: Well there's always Paige Michalchuk and the s*x Kittens.",
"Ashley: No.",
"Paige: Hello, let me finish. I'm talking about the initials, PMS.",
"Terri: PMS?",
"Paige: What? It's edgy, it's cool.",
"Ashley: And gross. Why don't we stick with 3 Girls and a Keyboard?",
"Paige: No way.",
"Terri: Ter, it's one to one. Your vote breaks the tie.",
"Paige: You should consult the oracle.",
"Terri: (Taking the cards & throwing them out) The oracle and I are no longer on speaking terms. But I sorta like PMS.",
"Ashley: Fine.",
"Paige: (Putting her arms around Ashley and Terri and kid of hugging them) Then we are PMS."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x13 | Cabaret | bunniefuu |
|
Degrassi_Next_Generation_01x15.json | [
"Ashley is tired of being a perfectionist and turns her end-of-the-year slumber party into an out-of-control rager. Meanwhile, J.T. brings an ecstasy pill for Toby, Sean, and himself, but when Ashley consumes it, things go from bad to worse. Also, Sean wants to make up with Emma, but Emma is still angry at Sean for his actions in the previous episode."
]
| [
"The Kerwin house - Kitchen",
"Toby: Last Day of school, here I come. When he enters the kitchen, he takes from Ashley the muffin she was eating.",
"Jeff: Ash, we're going to drop you and Toby off on our way, ok? (To Kate) You ready?",
"Kate: I'll be there in a minute.",
"Jeff: Ok. Come on Tobs. Oh, working the muscles I see? You're going to be such a girlie boy. (As they go out the door) Come with me! Let me eat you! Ashley laughs",
"Kate: Here's Mrs. Rehn's number, in case you need anything.",
"Ashley: Stop worrying. Toby and I are going to be fine. You're just going overnight.",
"Kate: I know. I'm a being a mother. Ok, so tonight...?",
"Ashley: I know. One friend over each and no parties. I heard.",
"Kate: Good for you for being so responsible. Degrassi - Ms. Kwan's Class",
"Ms. Kwan: A student I'll never forget. Even after years and years of therapy. Who could that be? (Spinner gets up to get his award)",
"Spinner: I'll never forget you either, Ms. Kwan.",
"Ms. Kwan: Have a good break, Mr. Mason Media Immersion",
"Mr. Simpson: Well what can I say? It's been great teaching all of you. (Emma raises her hand) Emma?",
"Emma: We're gonna miss you too, Mr. Simpson. So, look at the screen. (Everyone crowds around) See the present icon? Click it. (When he does, we hear kids shout \"Thank you Mr. Simpson\" and the grade 7's heads pop up, saying great things about him)",
"Mr. Simpson: This is incredible. Ms. Kwan's Class",
"Ms. Kwan: This one needs no explanation. The student of all students. Drumroll please. (Jimmy does one on the desk) Ashley Kerwin. (Ashley gets up to get it)",
"Ashley: Thanks, Ms. Kwan.",
"Ms. Kwan: (Hugs Ashley) I'm gonna miss you. (Ashley sits back down)",
"Ashley: Student of all students? That is so lame.",
"Terri: I think it's sweet. (Paige sticks out her tongue, puts her finger in her mouth pretending to gag, to Hazel)",
"Ms. Kwan: This next award is for Dave, because he puts the capital G in good student. Media Immersion Mr. Simpson is looking at what they gave him, very happy, when the bell rings.",
"Mr. Simpson: Ok, go. Go clean out your lockers and have a great safe vacation.",
"Liberty: Bye Mr. Simpson.",
"Mr. Simpson: Adios.",
"Kid: Ciao, Mr. Simpson.",
"Mr. Simpson: Bye-bye. Hall Ashley, Paige and Terri are cleaning out their lockers.",
"Paige: Wow, the Kerwin/Issacs prison. What's Jimmy gonna say when he finds out?",
"Jimmy: Finds out what? (Kind of spins Ashley around)",
"Ashley: That I can only have one friend over tonight.",
"Paige: And she invited Terri. Not you or me.",
"Jimmy: Oh, ok.",
"Ashley: I thought you'd be upset.",
"Jimmy: (With his hand in Ashley's hair) Rules are rules, right? We'll do something tomorrow. Jimmy leaves.",
"Ashley: Ok, am I missing something here?",
"Paige: No, just the chance to hang out w/ me + have way too much fun.",
"Ashley: Paige, if you really want to come over, whatever. (She leaves. Paige shrugs and goes back to cleaning her locker) Hall",
"JT: So girls, what are your plans for this very momentous eve?",
"Emma: Girls' night at my place. Meaning no boys allowed especially boys named Sean. (He walks by as she said that) Hall",
"(Toby and JT are being a trash can to their lockers to clean them out)",
"Toby: Maybe she's learned that bad boys only lead to heartache.",
"JT: And now she's looking for a good boy? One named Toby? Not likely. What you need is a new approach. (Sean walks by) Sean's approach. Hey Sean! Toby here is having the boys over tonight. To play some cards, talk girls, guy stuff. Wanna come?",
"Sean: No. (He starts to walk away)",
"JT: You know Emma's gonna be there.",
"Sean: (As he turns around + stops walking) Emma?",
"Toby: Yeah we're...",
"JT: Having the girls over...later.",
"Sean: Ok. (He leaves)",
"Toby: (Pushes JT up against a locker) Are you insane?",
"JT: After tonight's little tutoring session, Emma will be all yours. Trust me.",
"Hall",
"(Ashley and Terri are walking. Terri is throwing some things out as they pass trashcans)",
"Ashley: Do you think Jimmy's reaction was weird? About tonight?",
"Terri: No I think he was just trying to be a good boyfriend.",
"Ashley: A good boyfriend would wanna come over no matter what. My parents are away... he should... never mind.",
"Terri: Anyway I thought you were cooling on it.",
"Ashley: Exactly the opposite. After you've been going out for awhile, things get deeper.",
"Terri: Oh.",
"Ashley: Unless he's cooling on me.",
"Terri: I don't think that's how it is.",
"Ashley's Paige and Hazel are outside. Ashley clears her throat to get their attention.",
"Paige: Ok, before you go all parental on me, I forgot. Hazel and I had plans tonight. I didn't think it would be a problem.",
"Ashley: No, it's fine. There is loud noise heard and Toby and JT come outside, all dirty from whatever it was. They are coughing. Toby wants to go back inside but JT stops him.",
"Toby: Ash.",
"Ashley: Ok, I know Mom + Jeff said only one friend each...",
"JT: But nothing Ashley. It's our pleasure to share this fine evening with such lovely young ladies. (Before going inside, he winks at Paige)",
"Paige: Did that... THING... just wink at me? Everyone laughs. Inside Ashley They are watching a scary movie wearing 3-D glasses. Hazel screams and covers her eyes when something happens.",
"Terri: Guys I can't handle this.",
"Paige: Do you really think the star's gonna die?",
"Ashley: Paige, you're ruining the movie. There is a knock at the door.",
"Paige: I didn't invite anyone else honest. Sean comes in. They all look.",
"Ashley: Sean? What are you doing here?",
"Sean: Toby invited me.",
"Ashley: Toby? Little scammer. They're upstairs. (He leaves) Ok, Toby's hanging out with Sean? That's weird.",
"Paige: Has Sean become such a total babe since that fight or what? (They laugh then all scream because of the movie) Toby's Room Toby, JT, and Sean are playing cards.",
"JT: So Sean girls. Care to share your expertise?",
"Sean: Wh-what?",
"JT: You know on how you score like Sundien.",
"Sean: I don't.",
"JT: Come on. Girls like drool over you.",
"Sean: I don't know. I just act like myself, I guess. Why? Who do you like?",
"Toby: So guys we gonna play or what?",
"Sean: Emma knows I'm here, right?",
"JT: Yup.",
"Sean: And she's fine with this?",
"JT: Of course. Even more fine is this. I brought us a little party favor boys. (He takes out of a bag a drug)",
"Toby: Aspirin.",
"Sean: Ecstasy.",
"Toby: E? JT, what'd...",
"JT: Ecstasy is the love drug, right? There's a whole room of girls down there needing some love.",
"Sean: I don't know man. This stuff's pretty intense.",
"JT: Better be, I paid my cousin 2 weeks allowance for it. Let's split it.",
"Sean: Ok give me the pill. (JT hands it to Sean) I'll do it. (He leaves the room)",
"JT: What?",
"Toby: Not a good idea. Kitchen Ashley is preparing food and drinks for her and her friends when Sean comes in.",
"Ashley: Hey Sean. Having fun upstairs?",
"Sean: A little too much fun. (Throws her E)",
"Ashley: Is that...? Sean you brought drugs?",
"Sean: Not me, JT.",
"Ashley: JT? Toby? They're way too young to be experimenting with drugs. Sean gets an aspirin and cuts it in half with a knife.",
"Sean: Flush it down the sink. They'll never know the difference. (He leaves) Ashley looks at the E. Toby's Room",
"JT: Toby, come on. Wanna be a bad boy? Start acting like one.",
"Sean: (Opens food) Bad boy?",
"Toby: Ignore him. (Takes the aspirin) Let's just do it.",
"JT: Sure you don't wanna join us?",
"Sean: Yeah my social worker would kill me.",
"JT: Ok. (Eats it)",
"Sean: Hey wait. Chew it slowly. Gives you a better high. Kitchen Ashley picks up the E and sticks it in her apron. She picks up the food when Paige comes in the kitchen.",
"Paige: Terri's slipping in video numero two. Sorry, but uh, this get together, is getting seriously lame.",
"Ashley: Ok then. What do you wanna do?",
"Paige: Invite Jimmy over. Just stop being boring and break a rule for once.",
"Ashley: I already did.",
"Paige: Then invite him again. Hun, you just need to live a little. 'Cause you're pretty cool when you do honest. (She leaves) Ashley sets the food down and calls Jimmy.",
"Ashley: Jimmy come over. We'll have fun, together. (Takes the E out of her apron as she talks. After she hangs up with Jimmy, she takes the E and gags from the taste after she swallows it) Toby's Room",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"JT: Toby, I'm floating, on a fluffy white cloud.",
"Toby: Right.",
"JT: Can't you feel it? How can you not feel it?",
"Toby: I'm starting to, I think. JT puts his hands on the lava lamp and makes buzzing sounds. Sean watches it and can't believe what JT is doing)",
"Toby: Dude, this is incredible.",
"JT: Dude, this ecstasy. I'm feeling the love. It's time to call.",
"Sean: Emma? (Gives JT the phone)",
"JT: (Has the phone upside down, but flips it and then dials) Girls say hello to your destiny. Downstairs Ashley enters and steps on Hazel's hands.",
"Hazel: OW! Ash, my hand.",
"Ashley: Sorry. (She lays down. She watches the movie and screams really loud)",
"Paige: Ok now I'm officially deaf.",
"Ashley: Oh that was so scary. I bet you they heard my scream al the way in China. (They look at her weird as she laughs and then screams again) Outside Ashley's Emma, Liberty, and Manny are outside.",
"Manny: Guys, this is gonna be great. A real party. But if my dad finds out I'm here, I'm gonna be grounded until my wedding day. Ashley comes out.",
"Ashley: Hey you're not Jimmy and Spinner. Unless they had a s*x change. (She laughs) Liberty I didn't invite you. How did you know? Was I sending out psychic vibrations?",
"Emma: Uh, no. JT and Toby called.",
"Ashley: (Laughs) Yeah, one in inviting too many people. Liberty, I've wanted to tell you this for like forever. But I get you. You're like me only sorta not, you know?",
"Liberty: Uh... Inside Ashley's",
"Ashley: You guys look who's here: Liberty. (Ashley shuts off the movie and turns on music)",
"Terri: Ash... When she turns on music she starts dancing with Liberty.",
"Ashley: Get down Liberty! (She laughs as she takes off her apron and whirls it around)",
"Terri: Ash wanted to have fun tonight. I guess she's having fun. As she dances, Ashley breaks a vase. Paige starts to laugh, but stops. Toby's Room JT is spinning around on a pole when there is a knock at the door. JT opens it.",
"Emma: Hello. (JT moves his tongue around) Toby?",
"JT: Welcome to the Issacs Zone of Invanite Love and Harmony. Sit.",
"Manny: Thanks, uh, for inviting us. Toby sits next to Emma.",
"JT: (Puts his hands as if he's praying) Shalom. Downstairs Jimmy and Spinner and some friends come in. Spinner has a watermelon.",
"Jimmy: Hey. What's going on?",
"Ashley: (Putting her hands in the air) Hey!",
"Spinner: This is my kind of party.",
"Ashley: Jimmy you're here, finally.",
"Jimmy: When did you decide to have a party? I thought your parents...",
"Ashley: Isn't this just incredible? (Hugs him)",
"Jimmy: Ash you're burning up.",
"Ashley: Oh I know. So hot in here.",
"Jimmy: Have you been drinking?",
"Ashley: No. (Near his ear) A...B...C...D...E.",
"Jimmy: Ecstasy? Where'd you get ecstasy?",
"Ashley: Toby, JT. One of them.",
"Jimmy: do you know how stupid that is?",
"Ashley: Stop being so melodramatic. I'm having fun you can too.",
"Jimmy: You need to drink water and lots of it. (Grabs her hand but she lets go) I can't believe you could take E.",
"Ashley: Ok calm down Dad. Paige is right loosen up a little bit.",
"Paige: (Whispers) Ecstasy?",
"Jimmy: Ash what...?",
"Ashley: I'm going upstairs to the bathroom. I'll drink some water from the toilet. (She laughs as she leaves the room. When she leaves everyone laughs except Jimmy) Toby's Room Sean enters.",
"Sean: Emma. Emma leaves.",
"Sean: Emma. Emma.",
"Emma: Sean, just leave me alone. If I knew you were gonna be here I would've stayed home.",
"Manny: I'll go find Liberty. (She goes downstairs)",
"Sean: Emma, can we talk, please?",
"Emma: There's nothing to talk about.",
"Sean: Emma you're not being fair.",
"Emma: Sean you went too far. We're over, as in finished. (She goes downstairs) Ashley comes out the bathroom.",
"Ashley: Sean. Are you ok? (He looks at her and he is crying) You need to talk to someone. Come on. (They go into a room)",
"Sean: This is so stupid.",
"Ashley: I know what you're going through.",
"Sean: How?",
"Ashley: Ok, everyone thinks you're bad, right? Well everyone thinks I'm this perfect boring girl. (They sit down)",
"Sean: I just thought Emma was so different.",
"Ashley: Why? She's just like Jimmy. She only sees...",
"Sean: What she wants to see.",
"Ashley: Exactly! Sean, don't cry. Don't cry. (She looks at his face and then she kisses him. After she kisses him, they kiss again, laying themselves down on her bed) Downstairs Everyone else is hanging out having fun. Toby comes downstairs",
"Toby: Hey Jimmy, have you seen Emma?",
"Jimmy: There you are, Mr. Drug Dealer.",
"Toby: What?",
"Jimmy: Don't you know that E leads to harder things, like my fist?",
"Toby: What do you care if I did E?",
"Jimmy: 'Cause you didn't. Ashley did. And she said she got it from you.",
"Toby: Sean switched it.",
"Jimmy: Sean? Sean's here?",
"Toby: Yeah, he's upstairs. Jimmy runs upstairs. While she drinks, Paige watches. Upstairs. Jimmy goes in a room but doesn't find Sean. Sean comes out of another room.",
"Jimmy: Sean...what...? As Sean goes downstairs, Ashley comes out of the same room Sean did.",
"Ashley: Jimmy, oh. (Jimmy looks at how her hair and clothes are messed up and goes downstairs so she follows him) Outside",
"Toby: Emma? (He sees her sitting) There you are. Look, it was stupid of me to invite Sean. And I want you to know the only reason I did is because... (Sean comes outside and leaves. When Emma sees him, she looks sad. When Sean looks back, he sees Emma hug Toby) Inside Ashley's",
"JT: 1...2...3... (He jumps and they catch him)",
"Jimmy: Where's Sean?",
"Ashley: Jimmy stop.",
"Jimmy: Where's Sean, Spinner?",
"Spinner: He left, like 2 minutes ago. Jimmy starts to leave but Ashley stops him.",
"Ashley: Jimmy stop. Ok, I know you're upset, but what just happened was the most intense experience of my life. It was like this telescope and I saw me, the real me.",
"Jimmy: Look, you don't know what you're saying.",
"Ashley: What?",
"Jimmy: it's not you, it's the drugs.",
"Ashley: Oh yeah keep going Dad. Keep telling me who I am.",
"Jimmy: Ash look...",
"Ashley: No, this is exactly why me and Sean just...he gets me, you...",
"Terri: Ash, stop.",
"Ashley: Ter, I love your shirt. It's so shiny, like stars.",
"Jimmy: I'm outta here.",
"Ashley: What I should have done is broken up with you on your birthday like I was going to.",
"Paige: Ash would you stop being such a hag already?",
"Ashley: Paige you are a hag. On two fronts: your looks and your personality. (She laughs) Paige gets a mean look on her face and leaves.",
"Ashley: Jimmy, just you don't have what Sean has and you never will. You're just not enough for me, sorry. Oh now you're upset, don't be, it's ok, it is, it's all good, it is. (As she talks she goes up to him but he pushes her away and then leaves and then everyone else does)",
"Spinner: Nice Ash.",
"Ashley: Guy, where are you going? Come on it's a party. Come on. Where's everyone going? Come on guys. Guys. (She dances and laughs) Come on. Downstairs - The next day Terri and Toby are cleaning when Ashley comes in the room in a bathrobe.",
"Ashley: Hey. When did that break?",
"Toby: While you were dancing with Liberty. When you were strung out on E. What were you thinking Ash?",
"Ashley: What was I thinking? What were you and JT doing with it in the first place?",
"Terri: Guys, it doesn't matter.",
"Ashley: Was I really that bad? (They don't answer) What if I just call Jimmy?",
"Terri: Ash, Paige won't talk to you. Do you really think Jimmy will?",
"Ashley: I'm such an idiot. How am I ever gonna face everyone again? (There is a knock at the door. Ashley runs to the door) Jimmy? (Someone comes in and it's Spinner with a box)",
"Spinner: here Jimmy doesn't want this stuff anymore.",
"Ashley: Spinner how is he?",
"Spinner: Just take it and don't call him. (He leaves) Ashley closes the door.",
"Terri: Ash?",
"Toby: Ok, somebody get this place cleaned up. (He goes in the other room) Ashley falls on the floor",
"Toby: They'll be home soon. I mean come on... Ashley is crying with Terri next to her.",
"Toby: Ash? You ok? (He goes back to where Ashley and Terri are and he goes next to her and hugs her)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 01x15 | Jagged Little Pill | bunniefuu |
|
Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x01.json | [
"As a new school year begins, Degrassi expands into a full-fledged high school encompassing seventh through twelfth grades. New ninth-grader Craig becomes quick friends with Sean and attracts Emma and Manny, but his home life is less than perfect as he deals with an abusive father and his own, growing need to be around his stepfather Joey and half-sister Angela. Meanwhile, J.T. makes desperate attempts to ask Paige out, but she refuses every time. She later changes her mind when she makes a bet with Hazel and Spinner."
]
| [
"WHEN DOVES CRY (1/2)",
"A boy named Craig Manning (Brown hair and eyes, kind of tall) is taking pictures of a girl named Angela Jeremiah, his half sister from a distance (She is about 5, brown hair, She is with Emma Nelson, playing. Then he sees her blowing bubbles with her dad, Joey and takes pictures. He is not allowed to see her because of his dad). When Craig thinks Joey sees him, he runs home. Inside The Manning House Craig's dad is sitting at the table waiting for Craig.",
"Mr. Manning: Craig!",
"Craig: Hey dad. (Takes off his jacket and sits at the table)",
"Mr. M: What happened to 6:00?",
"Craig: I know. I'm sorry. It's just the light outside, late summer, incredible. I just uh...",
"Mr. M: Got distracted and missed dinner.",
"Craig: Yeah, uh, Dad I'm sorry.",
"Mr. M: (throws a plate on the floor) When I say 6:00, I don't care how great the light is, you're home. Do you understand me? Clean it up. (He walks out of the room and slams a door)",
"Cut to: Degrassi Everyone is arriving at school.",
"Toby: Man, Grade 8 was supposed to be ours. This is so unfair.",
"JT: I have no problem with an expanded Degrassi. Way more fish in the sea.",
"Toby: What, you're fishing for a new baby -sitter?",
"JT: dude, older women. Hot sexy older women just waiting to make me into a man, okay? This year, Toby. Just trust me, I know it. They head inside.",
"Cut to: Craig He is getting out of his dad's car.",
"Craig: Thanks for the lift.",
"Mr. M: Ok. You need a lift tonight?",
"Craig: No, no, I can, uh, make it home. I'll be on time tonight, ok?",
"Mr. M: Good luck to you sport. As he goes inside, we see Emma and Manny watching him.",
"Manny: Is that the sound of your heart pounding? No way, it's mine.",
"Emma: Proving that summer is so overrated. (They hit their boxing gloves as high fives to each other as they head in) Inside Spinner and Jimmy are sitting together.",
"Spinner: Back at this dump for four more years. Four long years.",
"Jimmy: Look at this place, it's a zoo in here.",
"Spinner: You said it.",
"Jimmy: (Sees Sean) Look there's one of the monkey's now. (Sean goes to get a drink)",
"P.A.: Good morning students and welcome to Degrassi. If you're a new student and haven't received your homeroom number yet, please see Mrs. Smith in the main office immediately.",
"Sean: (Craig bumps into him) Is Degrassi a high school and a blind school this year?",
"Craig: Sorry man. I'm lost.",
"Sean: Buy a map.",
"Craig: (Holds up a map) Already got one. I'm not blind, just uh, directionally challenged.",
"Girl: Hey boys. (To Craig) Hey cutie.",
"Craig: M.I Lab?",
"Sean: Here I'll-I'll show you.",
"Spinner: (Imitates Sean) \"Here, I'll show you\". Grade 8 English",
"Ms. Kwan: Closing down the high school was a last minute board decision, meaning we're not fully prepared for the influx of students. (Liberty raises her hand)",
"Liberty: Will there be a separate student council? Separate video announcements? What about The Grapevine?",
"Ms. Kwan: Ok, my question at a time. In the short term, Degrassi's gonna be a very crowded place.",
"JT: Small price to pay, huh? Older women, younger men, very hot.",
"Toby: Older women, JT Yorke, very not. Sean comes in.",
"Ms. Kwan: Take a seat. (Sean goes and sits down and Emma sees him) You may even have to share lockers. (To Sean) See me after class. We're going to be covering... Grade 9 Media Immersion",
"Mr. Simpson: Adding grades 9 to 12 is a great opportunity for Degrassi and for you guys. I taught you M.I. for the past two years. You get for another four. (As he's talking, he's handing out locks for their lockers) (He slams Craig down to wake him up) Late night last night, huh, Craig?",
"Craig: Very... very...very late night, sir. I kept on waking up in anticipation of well this exact moment...sir.",
"Mr. Simpson: Yeah well save the Zs for home, ok? (Bell rings) Don't forget to pick up your textbooks in the gym. And even though today is a half-day, tomorrow is not. Hall",
"Toby: Ok, and every second week we'll take out lunches, old school stuff...",
"JT: Whatever you say roomie.",
"Manny: I can't believe you guys volunteered to share.",
"JT: Eh, it's just our way of giving something back to Degrassi, is all.",
"Emma: Yeah or of destroying your friendship.",
"JT: (Liberty pushes past him) Slow down.",
"Emma: How soon till we tell them we told so.",
"JT: Now I get the top shelf, all right?",
"Toby: Why? We said I got it.",
"JT: No I get the top shelf because I'm taller.",
"Toby: Yeah, by like a millimeter.",
"JT: No check this out. Look. (He measures them) See? Way taller. Hall",
"Hazel: Paige, your hair is fine.",
"Paige: Fine? I have a mullet.",
"Terri: What's a mullet?",
"Paige: (Points out kids they walk past who have one) That. Hairstyle of the trailer dwellers and fashion impaired.",
"Hazel: So get it fixed.",
"Paige: But that'll cost about 80 bucks. I have 50 put away, but my evil parents are insisting I can clean out the garage for the rest. Hello? Child labor.",
"Craig: You know, there are laws against child labor.",
"Paige: Ok, thanks, Mr. News- at-5.",
"Terri: Cute.",
"Hazel: Very.",
"Paige: Try deranged. Ashley runs up to them.",
"Ashley: Guys, hey. I tried to call you when I got back. How was your summer?",
"Paige: Anyway, about my hair. (Paige and Hazel walk away)",
"Terri: Give them time. I'm sure they'll...you know...",
"Ashley: What, forgive and forget? Right. (They go under something and walk down the hall) Outside Angela is blowing on a windmill. As she does, Craig is taking her picture.",
"Angela: Craig! She runs up to the fence, which he is on the other side of.",
"Angela: You've been gone forever.",
"Craig: I know. But summer's over, I'm back from camp, and now you won't ever get away from me. Ok, say Bad Donkey Breath.",
"Angela: Bad Donkey Breath. (He takes her picture) Let me take yours.",
"Craig: Who, me? I'll break the camera.",
"Angela: Give it.",
"Craig: Remember how to use it? One hand there. (She moves it around and he makes a weird face that she takes a picture of, then gives him back the camera)",
"Angela: Daddy and me are gonna go visit Mommy. Wanna come?",
"Craig: Just um...just tell her I miss her. Ok? (She nods) And you can't tell you Dad about us meeting, all right?",
"Angela: I promise. Always, always.",
"Woman: Angela!",
"Craig: Love you kid. He leaves.",
"Woman: Angela, honey. Who was that?",
"Angela: My brother. Media Immersion.",
"Toby: Ok, I give you The Isaacs System.",
"JT: The what?",
"Toby: Ok, you want an older woman? This system determines your best match. Meet, Terri McGregor. (He clicks on her picture)",
"Mr. Simpson: Guys, your dedication to grade 8 is impressive, but, uh, go home already!",
"Toby: Can we just finish this first?",
"Mr. Simpson: Five minutes.",
"JT: Terri's not really my type.",
"Toby: Pretty and breathing. Exactly your type.",
"JT: No, I need more of a challenge. Someone like... (Lands on Paige's picture) All righty.",
"Toby: But you only have like a 0.03 % chance of scoring with...",
"JT: Paige Michalchuk. Come to Papa. (Puts on his sunglasses and smiles) Cemetery Joey and Angela are there, visiting with Joey's wife who passed away.",
"Joey: That's a lot of yellow, Angie.",
"Angela: But that was Mommy's favorite color. Remember?",
"Joey: Yes I do. (They go to her grave stone. Joey kisses it and puts his hands on it while Angela puts the flowers around it)",
"Angela: Do you think she misses us?",
"Joey: I know she does. Just as much as we miss her.",
"Angela: But do you think she likes it up in Heaven? Craig said that...",
"Joey: Craig said what? Did you see Craig?",
"Angela: No, I just I promised...",
"Joey: Come on, sweetie. Tell me the truth. (Joey looks up and notices that Craig is there, taking pictures) Stay right here, ok? Craig? (Craig runs away as Joey approaches him) Craig?!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Craig's House He is developing pictures he took in his dark room. It's a picture of Joey and Angela at the cemetery with a different picture of Craig next to them. When it's dry, he puts it on a paper that says \"The Perfect Family\".",
"Mr. M: Hey sport. Are you ready to eat? Craig? (He is quickly putting away a folder)",
"Craig: Uh... yeah. Uh... I'm just coming. (He takes pictures down that are hanging up) Kitchen Craig and his dad are eating.",
"Craig: Wow, roast beef, mashed potatoes, yorkshire pudding.",
"Mr. M: Your favorite.",
"Craig: Yeah totally. I love roast beef. Remember how Mom used to make it? (His Dad gives him a look so Craig keeps quiet)",
"Mr. M: So how's was the first day? Make any friends?",
"Craig: Yeah, one guy. Sean. He's cool.",
"Mr. M: That's great. Listen, there was a message on the machine today.",
"Craig: For me?",
"Mr. M: No for me. From Joey Jeremiah. Any thoughts, any ideas on why he might be calling? Craig shakes his head.",
"Mr. M: You didn't call him?",
"Craig: Dad come on, why would I call Joey?",
"Mr. M: Why would your mother leave a surgeon for a used car salesman, Craig? I mean, the mysteries of the universe are infinite to me.",
"Craig: Well , I didn't...I didn't...call. Promise. I'm not...um...I'm not like Mom, ok? So, uh...you gonna call him back?",
"Mr. M: Now, why would I do that? Degrassi",
"JT: Ok, my destiny is approaching. Project Paige has officially begun.",
"Toby: Yeah, it'll be over in about two minutes. JT approaches Paige",
"Paige: Oh look. It's gross and grosser.",
"Hazel: Looks like grosser wants a word with you.",
"JT: Uh Paige may I say that you're looking rather radiant today? May I carry your bag for you?",
"Paige: You want to carry my bag?",
"JT: Yeah, I'll carry to home, I'll carry it to school. Your wish is my command.",
"Paige: In that case I wish that you'd go back to your girlfriend over there and leave me alone....Now. (Takes her bag from him and she and Hazel walk away)",
"Toby: Wow, you-you are an inspiration.",
"JT: The battle has just begun. Paige Michalchuk will be mine.",
"Toby: Ok. (They go inside) Library",
"Manny: So, he's in grade 9?",
"Emma: Yeah, I saw him coming out of Simpson's homeroom this morning.",
"Manny: Why do the 9ers get all the hotties?",
"Emma: What do you mean? We have JT and Toby.",
"Manny: Shh! There he is. They see Craig coming in. When they do they put up their books as if they're reading.",
"Craig: Emma Nelson right? You baby-sit Angela Jeremiah.",
"Emma: I do? I mean I do but...",
"Craig: You don't recognize me? Five years ago. Our mothers made us dance.",
"Emma: The wedding. Craig is Joey's stepson. Angela's half-brother.",
"Manny: Oh. Oh hi. (He nods at Manny)",
"Craig: Hey. Anyway, uh...nice to see you again. (He gets up to leave)",
"Emma: Craig, wait! I'm baby-sitting Angela later. My mom's having this big party and I was wondering if maybe you want to come along.",
"Craig: I wouldn't want to crash.",
"Emma: No, you'd be my guest. If you want to come, meet me out front after school.",
"Craig: I'll be there. Thanks. (He leaves)",
"Manny: He's coming tonight. (They squeal) Joey's dealership. He is showing a car to a couple.",
"Joey: If this car is a lemon, which it is not, I will give you a real lemon and let you squeeze it in my eyes. Sound fair?",
"Mr. M: Oh, listen to the man. He knows cars.",
"Joey: Would you excuse me for just a minute? Why don't you open her up and see how she feels? Ok? I'll be with right away. Hello Albert. You got my message.",
"Mr. M: Sure did.",
"Joey: Good. Well, it's about Craig. This is really none of my business but...",
"Mr. M: You're just gonna butt in anyway.",
"Joey: I just want to know how is he doing.",
"Mr. M: What's your interest in my son?",
"Joey: Just...",
"Mr. M: He's my son, right?",
"Joey: Yes, but he's also Angela's brother.",
"Mr. M: Half-brother. What's your point?",
"Joey: Angela misses him. Ok? And I know he misses her. And you and I need to do something about it.",
"Mr. M: Ok, you and I need to do nothing. Except stay away from each other.",
"Joey: Ok, You're not getting it here, ok. Craig wants to see Angela and I know he has been seeing her. I just found out myself, he's been doing it on his own time. You and I may hate each other, but do our kids have to? (As he talks Craig's Dad is getting in his car to drive away) Even if it's just once a month. Outside",
"Toby: Ok, according to The Isaacs System, you and Paige are never gonna happen.",
"JT: Would that be the same system that stopped you from doing anything about Emma last year? News flash Toby. It doesn't work. (Paige, Hazel, and Spinner walk by) Uh, Paige. Hold up.",
"Paige: Ok, I need a restraining order. What?",
"JT: Uh...will you go out with me? All I'm asking for is one date. If we click, then we'll talk commitment. What do you say? (They laugh at JT as they walk away)",
"Spinner: Man, that is classic.",
"JT: In time.",
"Paige: Ok, has my rep fallen to the point where a loser like JT thinks he can ask me out and get away with it?",
"Hazel: It's hilarious. You should totally do it.",
"Spinner: Yeah, Paige and JT on a date. Oh yeah.",
"Paige: Never going to happen, ever.",
"Hazel: Everyone has their price. Like say...30 bucks. Enough to get your hair done.",
"Paige: You honestly think I will go out in public with IT for 30 bucks?",
"Hazel: A light evening with Frodo? Or an entire day gagging through cobwebs in your parents' garage.",
"Spinner: Yeah, you know, it's about the earwigs. Sharp pinchers, just waiting to climb...",
"Paige: $30.00, in cash. Fine. But... there will be conditions. Big conditions. Emma's Craig is there w/ Angela, Emma, and Manny. Craig is drawing something in chalk.",
"Angela: Is that a frog?",
"Craig: Are you kidding? This is a big razor-toothed dinosaur with a taste for little girls named Angela! (He goes over to her and tickles her)",
"Spike: What are you guys doing to her?",
"Craig: Just feeding her to the dinosaurs.",
"Spike: Ok, guys. Dinner's served. (They cross the street to go get food) Come on. (Joey approaches with a gift and waves at Angela)",
"Angela: Daddy!",
"Joey: Ya! Mmmwah! (Hugs and kisses her)",
"Spike: Hey, we didn't expect you. I mean it's only my birthday. Much less important than a blind date.",
"Joey: Ok, Ok, My bad.",
"Snake: So, Jeremiah, how was Miss November?",
"Joey: She was Miss November of 1973. Ooh. It was like going out with my mother.",
"Snake: Ah, well you know women of a certain age do have a special appeal.",
"Spike: You can leave now!",
"Snake: What, and miss watching you turn gray?",
"Joey: Don't worry, he's coming home with me, after we eat. (Walks a little bit and sees Craig) Craig. Hey, what are you doing here?",
"Emma: I invited him.",
"Craig: It's okay, isn't it?",
"Joey: Yeah, yeah, no, um...Can I talk to you for a second? (Craig nods and walks over to Joey) It's great seeing you, I mean that. But you dad doesn't want.",
"Craig: Oh. He's fine with this.",
"Joey: He knows you're here? (Emma walks by as they talk) Look, I don't know why, but he doesn't want you hanging out with me or with Angie. He's made that radically clear.",
"Craig: Wait, you talked to him?",
"Joey: He came by the dealership this afternoon. (Craig starts to walk away) Craig, come on! Your dad won't allow it, what do you want me to do?",
"Craig: No problem, I get it! Hey, um, Ms. Nelson, thanks for the hot dog! (After he leaves, the camera goes up to Emma's face where she doesn't look happy for Craig) Craig's He goes in and his dad is at the table, being silent.",
"Craig: I'm gonna go down to my dark room. When Craig enters the room, he sees it is all a mess, the place has been trashed. He is shocked. His dad comes in.",
"Mr. M: Are you looking for something? (Holds up something of Craig's)",
"Craig: What are you doing?",
"Mr. M: Are you looking for something? (He starts hitting Craig with it)",
"Craig: What are you doing?",
"Mr. M: Are you looking for something? (He grabs Craig by his arms and then throws him down on the floor. He then throws something in the air and leaves the room. The camera closes up on Craig on the floor, scared and crying then moves to Craig's broken camera and a happy smiling picture of him)"
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| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x01 | When Doves Cry | bunniefuu |
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"As a new school year begins, Degrassi expands into a full-fledged high school encompassing seventh through twelfth grades. New ninth-grader Craig becomes quick friends with Sean and attracts Emma and Manny, but his home life is less than perfect as he deals with an abusive father and his own, growing need to be around his stepfather Joey and half-sister Angela. Meanwhile, J.T. makes desperate attempts to ask Paige out, but she refuses every time. She later changes her mind when she makes a bet with Hazel and Spinner."
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"Craig's Room He is looking in a mirror. He doesn't have a shirt on. We see he has big deep bruises on his chest. He touches it + it hurts him. Degrassi Craig's dad is dropping him off at school.",
"Mr. M: Here we are. Listen, hold on a second, Craiger. Got something for you. (He hands Craig a stack of money) Maybe you can get yourself a new camera. One of those digital ones.",
"Craig: Wow! Thanks.",
"Mr. M: If you need anything else, just ask.",
"Craig: Sure, sure. Thank you.",
"Mr. M: You're welcome. No hard feelings?",
"Craig: No hard feelings.",
"Mr. M: All right, then. (Craig gets out of the car) Degrassi Cafeteria",
"Hazel: It's gotta be a real date, like a dinner and a movie date.",
"Paige: No way.",
"Spinner: Yes, way. We want value for our entertainment dollar. Besides we're not the ones with the mullet.",
"JT: Paige Michalchuk and I will go out this year. It may take a little time, but-",
"Paige: Oh, JT.",
"JT: Uh, hey, Paige. To what do we owe this pleasure? This honor? This uh...",
"Paige: I just wanted to apologize... for the other day when you asked me out. Sorry.",
"JT: Oh, ok.",
"Paige: Movie and a bite. Your treat.",
"JT: Really? Great.",
"Paige: Tonight, the mall, 5 P.M. sharp. (She leaves. Tony stares at JT in shock) Outside Craig is talking with Sean as they shoot hoops. Craig shoots and it goes in.",
"Sean: Man, you should try out for the school team this year.",
"Craig: I'm not really a team sport kinda guy.",
"Sean: Didn't think I was either, but it's cool. Over here. (Craig gives him the ball. Sean tries to make a basket, but isn't really close to making one)",
"Craig: Whoa, maybe I should join the team if you're the star player.",
"Sean: Nah, never said I was.",
"Craig: I'll give the Panthers some hope.",
"Sean: Ah. (They start to play when Sean hits Craig where his dad hurt him)",
"Craig: Ow! Man, this isn't hockey.",
"Sean: Oh, I'm sorry.",
"Craig: For what? Being a total idiot?",
"Sean: Excuse me?",
"Craig: Take it! (Throws the ball to Sean) You need the practice. (Craig leaves)",
"Sean: Craig! Craig in the hall He is looking in his book of a picture of Angela. He then picks up the money his dad gave him.",
"P.A.: If you are interested in helping organize the upcoming junior and senior dances, the social committee wants you...join them in the student activity room in 15 minutes. Emma is walking with a ton of books when someone bumps into her, making her drop her stuff.",
"Guy: Watch where you're going.",
"Craig: Hey! How was the rest of the party?",
"Emma: Good, until all the supposed adults started singing '80s hits.",
"Craig: Sorry I missed it.",
"Emma: You shouldn't have had to.",
"Craig: Did Joey talk to you?",
"Emma: No, I wasn't eavesdropping, it just sort of happened. (Sits down next to him) I'm supposed to pick Ang up from school. Did your dad say you can't hang with me too?",
"Craig: (Smiles) And hey, how was I to know you were going to go pick up my sister? (Emma smiles back at him) Emma and Craig They are outside. They are walking.",
"Craig: Thanks by the way. For inviting me to the barbecue.",
"Emma: It was no big deal.",
"Craig: No, no, to me it was. It was really, it was really nice of you to...it was really...comfortable. (Emma nods as Angela shows up)",
"Angela: Craig! (She jumps on his back)",
"Craig: What's up, kid?",
"Angela: Can we go to the park?",
"Emma: I don't know, guys. I got a whole chapter of math homework, so the TV's gonna help baby-sit.",
"Angela: But I want to.",
"Craig: I can take her, right?",
"Angela: Park, park, park!",
"Craig: Right? Drop her off on my way home?",
"Emma: I don't know guys.",
"Craig: Can you say please?",
"Angela: Please, Emma, please? Park, park, park.",
"Emma: Just for a little bit, ok? Park Angela and Craig are running around water, with Angela on Craig's shoulders.",
"Craig: Close your eyes, Ang. You're flying. Flying far far away from here. They go to some grass and Craig takes her off his shoulder.",
"Craig: Get up. (She tickles him and then we see where Craig's dad hurt him) Ow.",
"Angela: What is that?",
"Craig: Well, um, remember that dinosaur? (She nods) It also likes boys named Craig. That's where it bit me.",
"Angela: Does it hurt?",
"Craig: Yeah. You know what would be great? To go someplace where dinosaur's can never ever get to us.",
"Angela: Like where?",
"Craig: Come on. Come on. (They get up and he grabs her hand) Come on, let's go. (They start to run and she laughs) Outside Emma's Emma is outside doing homework, when Joey shows up.",
"Joey: Emma. (She looks up as he gets out of the car) I closed up early today. Where's Ang?",
"Emma: Um...she's...",
"Joey: She inside with your mom?",
"Emma: No, she's...",
"Joey: Emma, where is she?",
"Emma: She's with Craig, ok?",
"Joey: You let her go off with him?",
"Emma: To the park. It's only fair since his dad won't let him.",
"Joey: Excuse me?",
"Emma: Joey, he's her brother.",
"Joey: And you are just her baby-sitter. So leave the parenting decisions to me. (He gets back in his car) The Mall JT is waiting for Paige. While he's waiting, we see he has a bear in his hand. Then, someone (Paige) wearing a hood on her head and sunglasses taps him on the shoulder.",
"JT: (As she takes her hood and sunglasses off) You are Paige, right?",
"Paige: I'm late.",
"JT: Thought maybe you stood me up or something. Here, I got you a little present. (Gives her the bear)",
"Paige: Can we go to the movie already? (They go in) The movie They are watching the movie. Paige is looking freaked out about a part of the movie. JT looks at her, then back at the screen. JT puts his hand near Paige's, but she pushes it away. Paige starts to get up, but she sees Spinner and Hazel, who wave, so she sits down. The Park Joey is looking for Craig and Angela",
"Joey: Craig! Angie! Craig/Angela They are buying ice cream.",
"Ice Cream Man: Here you go.",
"Craig: Thanks. Don't eat it too fast. (As she licks it, she sees all his money)",
"Angela: Is that a million dollars?",
"Craig: It's a lot. But not that much. You remember British Columbia? Angela shakes her head \"No\".",
"Craig: It's beautiful. The weather's warm.",
"Angela: I don't remember.",
"Craig: You were just a baby. You know, this isn't a million bucks, but it is enough to get us there.",
"Angela: Together?",
"Craig: Let's go. The bus station's not far. Come on. (They get up and he takes her hand)",
"Joey: Ang! Angie!",
"Angela: Daddy! (Runs up to him and hugs him)",
"Joey: I was worried. (To Craig) I thought you guys were going to the park.",
"Craig: We did. But, uh, Ang got hungry.",
"Joey: I'll take it from here, ok?",
"Angela: Craig, can Daddy come too?",
"Joey: Come where?",
"Angela: On the bus. Craig's got a million dollars in his pocket.",
"Craig: It was pretend. We were just playing.",
"Angela: Show him the money!",
"Craig: No, no.",
"Angela: We're moving to British Columbia!",
"Joey: What are you doing? You think you can just take her and go somewhere with her?",
"Craig: No, I- No it was just pretend.",
"Joey: Yeah, like that money in your pocket is pretend, right? Just stay away from Angie, ok? Like your dad said.",
"Craig: Joey, I can't do that.",
"Joey: I mean it! (Joey and Angela leave)",
"Craig: Bye.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Craig's He's sitting at the table when his dad comes in.",
"Mr. M: Hey kiddo. How come you're home so early? Everything okay?",
"Craig: Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine, I just, uh, had a long day.",
"Mr. M: Well, don't worry about it. We got Chinese food and a couple of videos, take it easy tonight. How does that sound?",
"Craig: Sure.",
"Mr. M: Great. Listen, did you get the camera?",
"Craig: Uh...No.",
"Mr. M: Why not?",
"Craig: Well, the one I really wanted was about a $100.00 more.",
"Mr. M: That's no problem. We'll go together. Your father's an understanding haggler. (The phone rings) Uh, how does tomorrow night sound? Dinner out? (He picks up the phone) Hello? Joey? What do you want? (Craig leaves and runs up to his room) Yeah, go ahead. I'm still here. (Craig runs in his room, shuts the door and locks it, then takes out his phone and calls Sean. As he talks, he packs some stuff)",
"Craig: Sean? Hey. Hey man. Um, I was wondering if you were, uh, were doing anything tonight. (For a second, it goes to Craig's Dad coming up the stairs and knocking on his door)",
"Mr. M: Craig?",
"Craig: Okay, I'll be right over. (He hangs up the phone)",
"Mr. M: Open this door now. Craig throws his stuff out the window, then goes out the window himself. The Mall Paige is sitting at a table with the bear alone, when JT shows up with food.",
"JT: Okay. Wanna hear a joke? You got to promise not to get upset or something.",
"Paige: As if I'd get upset at a joke.",
"JT: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? (She looks at him as if to say, \"I don't know\") Root beer. Get it? Root Beer. Root.",
"Paige: I can't believe you'd make a cheerleading joke to last year's head cheerleader. I'll forgive you, if you answer me this: What's the difference between a North Park cheerleader and a bag of trash?",
"JT: I don't know. What?",
"Paige: Trash gets taken out more often (He spits out his soda and they both laugh) Better get that.",
"JT: Yeah. (They keep laughing, until Spinner and Hazel show up)",
"Paige: Hazel, what are you doing here?",
"Hazel: What are you doing? It looks like you're having fun. (Gives Paige the money) You've more than earned this.",
"Spinner: Let's go. (Hazel nods as if to say \"Come on\")",
"JT: You got paid to go out with me?",
"Paige: Sue me. (She gets up and leaves. JT watches her go. Then he picks up the bear he gave her that she left behind) Train Tracks Sean and Craig are walking on them and talking as they walk.",
"Craig: Where are your parents? You live with your brother, right?",
"Sean: Yeah. Yeah, they're far away, which is, you know, good.",
"Craig: So you and your parents didn't get along? They hit you or something?",
"Sean: No. No, they were too drunk to do much. Total welfare cases. How about your dad?",
"Craig: He's a surgeon. He fixes people.",
"Sean: Surgeon, huh? Is he rich?",
"Craig: Yeah, crazy rich. But, his job's stressful, so um, so we fight. (They sit down) And I've been thinking, I'm gonna go solo. I've got the money. I'm thinking B.C.",
"Sean: Are you serious?",
"Craig: Yeah, deadly serious. I'm outta here. Tonight.",
"Sean: You're gonna wind up on the streets.",
"Craig: Then, come with me. We'll watch out for each other.",
"Sean: Craig, come on. Look, I can't leave. Look, uh, before you asked me if my parents hit me, right?",
"Craig: Did I? So?",
"Sean: I don't know. Does your dad hit you? (Craig doesn't answer. Then we see a skateboard hit the ground and Craig takes off) Man, what's wrong with you?! Emma's She's painting her toenails when Sean shows up.",
"Sean: Emma!",
"Emma: What are you doing here?",
"Sean: It's about Craig.",
"Emma: What? Is everything okay?",
"Sean: I don't think so. (The camera goes up to Emma's face) Joey's Joey and Angela are at the table.",
"Joey: Okay this is an easy one. 2 and 2 is...",
"Angela: 4.",
"Joey: Yeah.",
"Emma: Joey! Joey! We need to talk to you. It's about Craig. He said he's going to B.C., but you know he's just gonna end up on the street.",
"Joey: Guys, what do you want me to do? I can call his dad again...",
"Emma: Joey, his dad is the problem.",
"Sean: He beats him.",
"Joey: Now wait a minute. Do you know what a serious accusation that is? I can't go around accusing the guy of that, all right?",
"Angela: Is something wrong with Craig?",
"Joey: Not now, honey, ok? This is serious.",
"Angela: No, I saw today.",
"Joey: No, I know you saw him today, ok?",
"Angela: No I saw, all purple. A dinosaur hurts him. He told me.",
"Joey: Okay. Sean, why don't you and I start at the railroad tracks. Emma, could you please just watch her?",
"Emma: Of course. (They leave. Emma puts the bag on the table) The Railroad tracks Craig is walking. As he walks, we see homeless men watching him. Car Joey and Sean are driving around, trying to find Craig. Joey's Emma is looking through Craig's book of pictures of Joey and Angela. Joey/Sean",
"Joey and Sean: Craig!",
"Joey: Where else would he have gone?",
"Sean: I have no idea. I've only known the guy since Tuesday.",
"Joey: All right, let's keep looking. (They get back in the car) Joey's (It goes back and forth between Emma and Joey in the car) The phone rings.",
"Emma: Hello?",
"Joey: Hey, any sign of him?",
"Emma: Nothing.",
"Joey: Okay, we're gonna do one more sweep of the area, and if we don't find him, we're gonna go to the police, okay? Um, we may be late.",
"Emma: Hold on a sec. (She sees a picture that says, \"We miss you, Mommy! It shows Craig's mom's grave) I think there's one more place you should look. The Cemetery Craig is there, touching his mom's grave, when Joey and Sean show up.",
"Joey: Craig? Craig?",
"Craig: What do you want?",
"Joey: Hey, whoa, I just wanna help okay?",
"Craig: I'm fine!",
"Joey: Yeah, right. Look at you. Just calm down and get outta here, okay?",
"Craig: Where am I gonna go? Where am I gonna go? Back home, so Dad can...?",
"Joey: What? Do what? What does he do to you? He hits you, doesn't he? Doesn't he?",
"Craig: Yeah, he does. (He starts to cry. He goes to Joey and Joey hugs him as he cries) The Next Day - Hallway of Degrassi Paige is walking to JT. He sees her and starts to walk away.",
"Paige: JT, please. Stop. I'm having some residual guilt about Friday night. That said, I really needed the money.",
"JT: Wow, you know what? That really makes me feel a whole lot better.",
"Paige: JT, you're a good date. If you weren't 5'1\" and in a subterranean social strata, I'd maybe even consider going out again.",
"JT: Really?",
"Paige: Yes, but no. Sorry, hun. I only date up. Nothing personal.",
"JT: Sure, of course. But, um... you know, I would feel better if...",
"Paige: If what? Spit it out.",
"JT: Call me romantic, but I always imagined my first date ending in a kiss.",
"Paige: No way.",
"JT: Come on, Paige. You'd be making my dreams come true. (Paige makes sure no one is looking, then she kisses JT on the cheek.)",
"Paige: We're so even.",
"JT: Oh, here. Forgot your bear (She takes the bear and shakes her head as she leaves. JT smiles) Craig's Craig is in the car with Joey.",
"Craig: I wanna do this alone.",
"Joey: Okay. But do it just like we talked about. Go in, say as little as you can, get you can, go upstairs, get your things, and come out. He knows you're coming. And he knows what has to happen. (Craig gets out of the car and goes to the door. Before he knocks, his dad opens the door. He sees Joey standing there. He steps aside and lets him in)",
"Craig: I'm just gonna get my stuff.",
"Mr. M: Craig, just leave it, leave it. Come back when we've cooled down. We'll talk this thing through.",
"Craig: No, no more talking, ok?",
"Mr. M: Ok. But you're breaking my heart, you know that, just like your mother. Just, Craig. I know I've been impatient, but work's been really stressful. You can't leave, Craig. I love you.",
"Craig: There are three options, Dad. I can go to Children's Aid right now, I can go stay with Joey while we sort this stuff out, or I can come back here, and let you beat me,",
"Mr. M: I don't beat you. (Craig goes up to his room) Outside Craig comes outside with his stuff. He puts his stuff to the car. Joey goes up to Craig's Dad. Then, Joey goes to the car. It goes to the hood and the car door shutting. Then, Craig and Joey drive away. Craig looks back, watching his dad get farther and farther away."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x02 | When Doves Cry Part 2 | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x04.json | [
"Ashley attempts to make amends for her actions at her house party and ends up with fewer friends than she had before when she makes plans to go on a date with Sean. Meanwhile, Toby becomes smitten with the new girl, without realizing she's Spinner's sister."
]
| [
"Degrassi",
"Hazel: It's all about the tight satin shorts, if you ask me.",
"Jimmy: Ooh, tight satin shorts. We're there. (He high fives Spinner)",
"Paige: Then pencil it in, boys. Retro roller skating party.",
"Ashley: Retro roller skating party? That sounds cool.",
"Paige: Funny how something is cool one year, and so totally uncool the next. Kinda like people.",
"Ashley: I get it Paige. You don't have to invite me to your dumb party.",
"Paige: Oh, but I was hoping you could take drugs, act like a total freak, and destroy everything. Oh wait. You did that last year. (Paige and Hazel go inside and Spinner and Jimmy follow)",
"Ashley: I don't get it. It was just one mistake. All right, one big mistake.",
"Terri: It'll all blow over.",
"Ashley: Or it won't. I want my friends back, Ter. And just standing by is not gonna make that happen. Homeroom",
"Paige: Which do you like better, left profile or right?",
"Hazel: It's not a fashion shoot.",
"Paige: But it's our photo day, and I want it to be just perfect. (She goes to sit down and she sees Ellie in the seat next to her) Elie, right?",
"Ellie: Uh huh.",
"Paige: Here's the deal. Hazel and I, best friends. But, Hazel's stuck on the other side of the room. You, however, are right here.",
"Ellie: And you want me to switch?",
"Paige: I knew you'd understand. (They wait for Ellie to move) Um, hon? Maybe you didn't hear me.",
"Ellie: I did, loud and clear, thanks. (Paige and Hazel look at each other. Then Hazel goes to sit down. Paige sighs. Ashley comes over to talk to Paige)",
"Ashley: Hey Paige.",
"Paige: Okay, this is so not the time to talk to me.",
"Ashley: Just for a sec, please?",
"Paige: What?",
"Ashley: You and I have been friends since grade two. That's like seven years, half our lives.",
"Paige: Is this an apology or a math lesson?",
"Ashley: An apology. What I called you...",
"Paige: I believe the word was hag.",
"Ashley: It was wrong. I was the real hag and I'm sorry. (Ellie listens to Ashley. Ashley goes to sit down)",
"Mr. Simpson: Morning folks. Photo day is coming and I've got the forms to prove it. (Ashley looks over at Paige, Paige looks at her too) Hallway",
"Toby: (Sees an anime poster) Man, I can't believe how many sites are devoted to anime.",
"JT: Not this again.",
"Toby: JT, anime is the biggest development in animation in years.",
"JT: And I really don't care. And I think it's for geeks.",
"Emma: Anime is actually very current.",
"Toby: See? She knows about anime. Who's your favorite character? Ashuhara?",
"Emma: I said I know about it, I didn't say I liked it.",
"JT: See?",
"Manny: Toby, girls aren't into that stuff (Sees Craig) Hey Craig! (She and Emma go over to him)",
"JT: You see Toby? That's what girls are into.",
"Toby: It's sure not me. I may be the first Jewish monk. (He walks away) Grade 9 Science Class",
"Ms. H: All right, so what molecule do you get when you have two atoms of hydrogen and two atoms of oxygen. (Spinner is looking at her legs) Uh, Gavin. Gavin? (He looks up at her)",
"Spinner: Uh, yeah. Sorry, Ms. Hatzilakos, I don't know.",
"Ms. H: Hydrogen Peroxide. Or very blond hair if you're not careful. (The bell rings) All right, remember the first twenty elements on the Periodic Table for next class. Ashley gets up and goes over to Jimmy.",
"Ashley: Jimmy. (He goes to leave) Stop and listen, please? I'm really sorry for humiliating you, for being cruel, and what happened with Sean. (It shows Spinner is standing there, waiting for Jimmy) It was the drugs. It wasn't me.",
"Jimmy: You make it sound like it was no big thing.",
"Ashley: It was. And I've been paying for it, Jimmy. I spent the summer in counselling. (He sits down) You okay?",
"Jimmy: Yeah, I just, I missed you, Ash. I missed you a lot.",
"Ashley: I missed you too. It hasn't felt the same. Even my mom misses you.",
"Jimmy: Really?",
"Ashley: Toby too. His basketball game is totally hurting without your help.",
"Jimmy: Well maybe I could come over sometime. If Toby would want me to.",
"Ashley: You know what? I think he would.",
"Jimmy: Okay. (Ashley leaves. Spinner looks at Jimmy) Media Immersion",
"Toby: Hey, Mr. Simpson, is that, uh, anime drawing CD-rom in yet?",
"Mr. Simpson: Uh, sorry, Tobs. I forgot you wanted it, and I lent it out to something else.",
"Toby: All right who's got it?",
"Kendra: Me. (Toby looks at her. You can tell he likes her)",
"Mr. Simpson: Toby Isaacs, meet Kendra Mason, my biggest anime fanatics.",
"Kendra: Meet me at lunch tomorrow and I'll hand this off. What do you say?",
"Toby: Great. I'll see you at lunch then. Okay. (He starts to leave + hits the wall. Kendra laughs at him then he leaves) Outside",
"Paige: Guys, this is classic Ashley. She's sweet-talking her way through all of us.",
"Jimmy: Paige, come on.",
"Paige: Come on, what?",
"Jimmy: If I can forgive Ash, then so can you.",
"Paige: You still like her, don't you?",
"Jimmy: We-we had a good talk, like old times.",
"Spinner: Yeah, totally like old times. Ash has been missing Jimmy, too.",
"Paige: Okay, am I the only sane one here?",
"Hazel: Or the only threatened one.",
"Paige: What did you just say?",
"Hazel: I said, maybe you should let it go. Ash made a mistake. She apologized.",
"Paige: You guys might be right. But, if you're not, Ash better watch out. (She rolls her eyes) Cafeteria Ashley hands Sheila money for her lunch.",
"Sheila: Listen, Queen Bee, this isn't a soup kitchen I'm running here.",
"Ashley: I know. I'll bring the extra dollar tomorrow, I promise.",
"Sean: (He sees what's going on) Hey, I got that. (Craig watches)",
"Sheila: (He gives her the money) Saved by the next in shining denim. (Gives her a milk) Next.",
"Ashley: Thanks for that.",
"Sean: Don't worry about it.",
"Ashley: So, how long are we going to pretend like nothing happened? Haven't we paid for it by now?",
"Sean: If you say so.",
"Ashley: I do. Friends, okay?",
"Sean: Yeah. (She walks away)",
"Craig: (He goes over to Sean) Are you ever going to tell me what happened between you two?",
"Sean: Party last year. We hooked up.",
"Craig: And she's ignored you ever since. Well she's not ignoring you now. (He walks away. A bell rings) Grade 9 English Class",
"Ms. Kwan: Ok. Twelfth Night. Act five. Everything all wrapped in a Shakespearean hollywood ending. (She writes on the chalkboard. As she does, Ashley walks in. Paige moves her bag so Ashley can sit down) The only thing I dislike more than lateness, Ashley Kerwin, is people trying to get away with it. See me after class.",
"Ashley: Sorry, Ms. Kwan. (Ms. Kwan nods and goes back to writing)",
"Paige: Let's, uh, hang a bell around Kwan's neck, 'cause she's a total cow. (Hazel laughs. Paige looks at Ashley. Ashley smiles.) Ashley's house She's in her room trying on clothes for photo day as Terri sits in a chair putting on make up.",
"Ashley: Okay what about this? (She turns around in front of the mirror)",
"Terri: What about this massive zit on my face the day before photo day?",
"Ashley: They can photo shop that out. (Ashley picks up shirts and sees which one to wear) Nope. Nope.",
"Terri: Someone's in a good mood.",
"Ashley: Someone's had the best day in a long time. I should have apologized months ago. It's all about knowing what you want and then going for it. (The phone rings) Hello?",
"Sean: (Shows him outside his house) Hey. It's-it's me.",
"Ashley: Hey you. (Lowers her music. Mouths to Terri \"It's Sean\")",
"Sean: Hey, uh, listen what are you doing this weekend?",
"Ashley: This weekend? Um, I don't know. Why?",
"Sean: I don't know, I was thinking maybe if you wanted we could catch a movie on Friday.",
"Ashley: Yeah, sure, sounds great.",
"Sean: Really? Yeah, okay, uh, I'll see you tomorrow at school. (He hangs up)",
"Ashley: (She hangs up too) Okay, Sean Cameron just asked me out. Remind me, did last year even happen? This is incredible.",
"Terri: I guess.",
"Ashley: No, it's perfect. It couldn't be better if I wanted it to be.",
"Terri: But what about Jimmy? What will he do when he hears you're dating Sean?",
"Ashley: I'm not dating anyone. And I'm not Jimmy's girlfriend. (She gets up)",
"Terri: I know, but maybe you should just keep a low profile for a bit.",
"Ashley: Ter, one day when a guy likes you, you'll understand how this works. (Realizes what she said) I didn't mean it like that. (It shows Terri shocked at what Ashley said)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Degrassi - Boys Washroom.",
"Spinner: Isaacs.",
"Toby: Hey Spinner.",
"Spinner: Kendra Mason, do you know her? She's short, dark hair, cartoon freak.",
"Toby: Uh, yeah. Why?",
"Spinner: Well, she seems to know you. She wouldn't stop talking about you just now, actually.",
"Toby: Really? Cool.",
"Spinner: Not cool. See, her last name is Mason, my last name is Mason. Gee, what's the connection?",
"Toby: You're brother and sister? No, but she's-she's...",
"Spinner: Adopted, moron. And only in grade seven. So go near her, I turn your glasses into contacts. (He leaves) Hallway Paige is at her locker with Terri who's putting on make-up. Ashley walks by.",
"Paige: Hey s*x kitten. Hot outfit.",
"Ashley: Not looking bad either, Michalcuk. (She heads upstairs. After she leaves, Terri and Paige start walking. Terri rolls her eyes at Ashley)",
"Paige: Um, what was that?",
"Terri: What was what?",
"Paige: That little rolling trick you did with your eyes. That's my move.",
"Terri: It's nothing. We were talking about Ashley's date with Sean on Friday, and Ash said something mean to me.",
"Paige: You're kidding. A date, Ashley and Sean?",
"Terri: So? They're just going to a movie.",
"Paige: So? Jimmy is still totally in love with her and she made him think there was some hope. I knew this would happen.",
"Terri: Paige, come on.",
"Paige: She doesn't care what she did, she's playing all of us.",
"Terri: She's not.",
"Paige: You're right. She's not. Not anymore. I'm gonna make sure of that. (She walks away) Science Class They're doing a lab.",
"Ms. H: All right, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna take some dry ice and we're gonna place it in water. (As she talks, Ashley and Jimmy look and smiled at each other as Paige watches). Ok, so this experiment illustrates the sublimation process. We have frozen carbon dioxide, or dry ice, and basically, (She places it in the water) it gets destroyed in the water.",
"Paige: Gee, that uh, kinda reminds me of two other elements. This (meaning the beaker) is Ashley Kerwin. (Picks up the ice) And this is Jimmy Brooks.",
"Jimmy: That's, that's really funny, Paige.",
"Paige: You know what I heard? Friday night, Ashley, a date. Not you. Gee, guess who?",
"Ms. H: Paige, Jimmy. The experiment, please. Observe and take notes, okay? (Paige puts the ice in the water) Hallway",
"Toby: I finally meet the girl of my dreams. So cute. So into the same things as I am.",
"JT: And so related to Sasquatch. Just forget about her. Look there she is. Come on. (She waves at Toby) Toby, let's go. Fine, but wipe the drool off your chin.",
"Kendra: Hi Toby. Watch Ashuhara last night?",
"Toby: Yeah. I love Ashuhara.",
"Kendra: Me too. So lunch today?",
"Toby: Yeah, lunch. (Spinner sees them talking)",
"JT: Uh, sorry to break this up. Big foot's heading this way. (Toby sees Spinner) Let's go. (They run away. Kendra watches them with a confused face) Hallway Sean is at his locker. Jimmy comes up to him and shuts his locker.",
"Jimmy: Sean Cameron.",
"Sean: Jimmy Brooks. Thought me and you were cool, man.",
"Jimmy: There is no me and you.",
"Sean: Fine by me. (Opens his locker. Jimmy shuts it again.)",
"Jimmy: One warning though. You stay away from my girl. (He pokes him as he said it)",
"Sean: What are you talking about?",
"Jimmy: Ash and I are a thing again.",
"Sean: Really?",
"Jimmy: Yeah, really.",
"Sean: Guess I'll have to ask her that when I take her out on Friday. (They start fighting)",
"Craig: Hey! Hey! (He breaks it up) Take it easy. You all right?",
"Sean: Yeah, I'm fine. If Jimmy knows what's good for him. (Jimmy walks away) Media Immersion",
"Ashley: Hey Jimmy.",
"Jimmy: Don't talk to me, you slut.",
"Ashley: What did you say?",
"Jimmy: That's a word for girls who cheat on their boyfriends.",
"Ashley: You're not my boyfriend.",
"Jimmy: Yeah, well, I was last year when you went and messed around with Sean and now you want to do it all over again? (He leaves the room. Shows close up of Ashley's face. The bell rings) Hallway",
"PA: Attention would Mrs. Chitlo's grade seven homeroom and Ms. Kwan's grade eight please head to the gym. The gym A kid is getting his picture taken.",
"Photographer: Perfect, thanks.",
"Liberty: So do you think this look works? I went for sharp yet casual.",
"Emma: You look great, Liberty. (She goes over to Toby, who's looking at Kendra. Kendra sees and waves, but he doesn't wave back. He looks away. Emma makes chicken sounds)",
"Toby: Shut up.",
"Emma: I'm trying to help you, Toby. You like her, she likes you.",
"Toby: Her brother likes to maim and kill.",
"JT: With his teeth.",
"Toby: Look, Spinner almost caught me talking to Kendra earlier.",
"Emma: And?",
"Toby: And I don't wanna die. (Kendra tries to get his attention but he looks away) Cafeteria Paige and Hazel are sitting at a table. Ashley goes over to them.",
"Paige: If you worry about blinking Hazel, you'll blink. Just trust the camera. (She sips her soda)",
"Ashley: (Now wearing a Degrassi sweatshirt) Guys, I'm so glad I found you. I think maybe I made a big mistake... (She goes to sit down, but Paige moves her bag to the chair)",
"Paige: There's no room at this table.",
"Ashley: Oh. Um, I thought...",
"Paige: You thought wrong. (Ashley leaves) The key is to think about someone really hot like Brad Pitt. You'll keep your eyes open and you'll have a genuine smile on your face. (Terri comes to the table)",
"Terri: What was that all about?",
"Paige: Nothing.",
"Terri: Are you sure? Ash looked upset.",
"Paige: Hon, it's simple, really. Four years of high school. Will you spend them cool with all of us? Or as a big outcast loser with one of her? You decide. Hallway Toby is walking when he bumps into someone.",
"Girl: Watch it! (He falls down. He sighs as he gets his stuff)",
"Kendra: (She comes over and gives him the CD) Take this. I'm down with it. Where were you at lunch?",
"Toby: Lunch? I had some work to do.",
"Kendra: Really? And what about the gym earlier? You ignored me then too. I don't get it. What did I do wrong?",
"Toby: It's just that you're in grade seven and I'm in grade eight. (He sees Spinner watching them)",
"Kendra: And we can't be friends? Why not? (She sees Spinner too when she turns around) You're afraid of my brother.",
"Toby: No. That's not it.",
"Kendra: Look me in the eye and tell me that's not it. (He can't do it) Coward. (She leaves) Ashley at her locker. Sean comes up to her.",
"Sean: Hey. (She turns around) Friday night, we can see whatever you want, you know? It's up to you.",
"Ashley: Okay, great. Um, but I was wondering, would you totally hate me if I postponed?",
"Sean: You don't want to go out with me, do you?",
"Ashley: I do, but...",
"Sean: But you're seeing Jimmy again, right?",
"Ashley: This has nothing to do with Jimmy. (He looks over and sees Paige)",
"Sean: Does it have to do with Paige and... Yeah, whatever. (He walks away. Ashley slides to the floor)",
"Ellie: That went well. Hallway Toby sees Kendra and Spinner. He starts to leave but decides to go talk to her.",
"Toby: Spinner.",
"Spinner: What do you want?",
"Toby: I want to talk to your sister.",
"Spinner: Isaacs, move on. Now.",
"Toby: (He starts to leave but doesn't) No.",
"Kendra and Spinner: No?",
"Toby: No.",
"Spinner: You are aware that I can rip out your bowel + eat it for breakfast?",
"Toby: Yeah, I'm willing to take that risk.",
"Spinner: As long as you know what happens if you break her heart, we're cool. (He leaves)",
"Kendra: Best me around again and I'll rip out your bowel myself, Isaacs. Want to go for ice cream? Gym Ashley is ahead of Hazel and Paige. They're whispering to each other about her.",
"Paige: Nice sweatshirt. (They laugh. Ashley looks at them) So sad. (Terri comes in)",
"Ashley: Ter, over here. (She looks at her and at Paige. Paige and Hazel wave at her. She goes over to them. Paige puts her arm around Terri and look at Ashley)",
"Photographer: Miss? (Ashley sits in the chair) What a long face. A girl as pretty as you should never frown.",
"Ashley: Just take the picture.",
"Photographer: Not until you smile.",
"Ashley: Take the picture please. (He takes the picture. It ends showing a close up of Ashley's face, as she realizes what she's really done to her friends.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x04 | Karma Chameleon | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x05.json | [
"Emma doesn't want people to know that Mr. Simpson is dating her mother as she hopes to win first place at the Science Fair. Meanwhile, Spinner is having trouble controlling his erections and starts eating fruit after he begins getting more attention from the girls."
]
| [
"At Emma's house. Her, her mom, and Mr. Simpson are eating dinner.",
"Mrs. Nelson: Today was so crazy. Melissa called in sick again.",
"Mr. Simpson: Uh huh.",
"Mrs. Nelson: I forgot poor Mrs. Hursh under the dryer for an hour.",
"Mr. Simpson: It is the time you found a junior stylist.",
"Mrs. Nelson: I know. (They're touching hands. They look at Emma, who doesn't look happy)",
"Mr. Simpson: So, Em, what are your plans for the big weekend? Got any hot dates?",
"Emma: No, Mr. Simpson. (She breaks apart her chopsticks)",
"Mrs. Nelson: Emma's been working really hard on her science fair project.",
"Mr. Simpson: Oh great. What's it on again?",
"Emma: The effect of healthy breakfast on school performance. The better you eat, the better you perform.",
"Mr. Simpson: Sounds very impressive.",
"Emma: Thanks, Mr. Simpson. (They look at each other)",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma, um, Mr. Simpson is fine for school, but when we're here, I'd like it if you called me Archie.",
"Emma: Would you pass the kun pow, Mr. Simpson? Outside Degrassi Emma is going stuff for her experiment. Manny is doing exercises. Emma blows her whistle so Manny stops.",
"Manny: How many?",
"Emma: Uh, 48. That's 14 more than you did last week, when you were eating junk. (She sees Mr. Simpson and she groans) Everytime I turn around, there he is. At home At school.",
"Manny: Can you ever get too much Mr. Simpson?",
"Emma: Uh, yeah. He came over again for dinner last night. And guess what he asked me?",
"Manny: What?",
"Emma: If I had any hot dates this weekend.",
"Manny: Ew, gross.",
"Emma: You want grosser? He wants me to call him by his first name, Archie.",
"Manny: Does that make your mom Betty?",
"Emma: I always thought she was more of a Veronica type. (She turns a blender on) Hallway Jimmy is holding Ellie's hand.",
"Jimmy: We would have fun on a date. Guaranteed. (Spinner is watching as he eats a banana) All I need is your phone number.",
"Ellie: Jimmy, your ex is my new best friend. You're cute, but no. (She walks away)",
"PA: May I have your attention please? Senior students, please note that gym classes are cancelled today for junior science fair. (Jimmy stands up and goes over to Spinner)",
"Jimmy: Story of my life, eh? Come on, let's go.",
"Spinner: I can't, man. My bat, it's wooden.",
"Jimmy: Sorry, my ears weren't plugged this morning, sorry.",
"Spinner: I have a boner.",
"Jimmy: Oh.",
"Spinner: And it's been like this all week, a girl walks by, and bam! It's all 'cause of Emma's stupid science fair project.",
"Jimmy: What does the project have to do with it?",
"Spinner: She made me eat granola + fruit.",
"Jimmy: Banana's don't give you boners, hormones do.",
"Spinner: All I know is I ate some healthy food and now I'm like the s*x Superman.",
"Jimmy: You're a superfreak. Let's go.",
"Spinner: Jimmy, I'm still in the red, remember?",
"Jimmy: I don't know why I'm doing this. Here. (Hands him a binder)",
"Spinner: Binder boner shield. Nice. (Gets up with the binder there) Grade 8 Science Class. They're working on their science fair projects.",
"Ms. H: All right, remember the fair is tomorrow at 9 sharp. Well, looks like some of you are almost finished. (She's walking around) And looking around the room, it looks like some of you are lagging behind. Does anyone need any help?",
"JT: Yes please, Ms. Hatzilakos. (She goes to help him)",
"Manny: Em, your project is gonna be so awesome. I can't believe how much work you did. (She puts some kind of helmet thing on Toby) You are so gonna win.",
"Liberty: Um, no. My project on the effects of life deprivation on household plants is so detailed, so thorough, it impresses even me. Sorry.",
"Manny: Don't let her bug you.",
"Emma: It's not her. It's my project. It's not working. Two of the kids did better eating junk food (Liberty is listening to her and smiling).",
"Manny: Really, who?",
"Emma: Spinner Mason. And guess who else? (They look at JT, who spilled some of his stuff on Ms. H)",
"JT: Sorry. (They're staring at him. Toby looks too. JT looks at Toby and tells him to look at Ms. H. Toby takes off his helmet) Sorry. Hallway Emma goes over to JT and Toby.",
"JT: Whoa, what I do now?",
"Emma: You did better after eating junk. You faked my test and you ruined my project.",
"JT: Moi? Why would I do that? I only did your stupid project for the free food.",
"Emma: Well there's no other explanation.",
"Toby: Sure there is. The health food you eat for breakfast stinks.",
"JT: Yeah, and it's trying to escape. (He burps. Emma leaves. Toby burps.) Hallway Emma is trying to find Spinner",
"Spinner: I'm not eating any more granola.",
"Emma: You don't have to. You already messed up my project.",
"Spinner: You messed up my life. Your health food un-released the beast within. (He turns around bumps into Ellie)",
"Ellie: Spinner, open your eyes.",
"Spinner: Sorry, Ellie. (He puts the binder there again. Emma looks at him) I have to go now.",
"Emma: Wait. I want to go over these results with you. Spinner! (He walks away. She groans and puts her books on her head and walks away) Emma's Her mom and Mr. Simpson are watching TV while Emma is working on her project in the kitchen.",
"Mr. Simpson: You want some ice cream?",
"Mrs. Nelson: Yeah.",
"Mr. Simpson: Yeah?",
"Mrs. Nelson: Yeah.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'll go get some.",
"Mrs. Nelson: Okay. He gets up and goes in the kitchen.",
"Mr. Simpson: (Opens the freezer) So, how's the project? (Gets the ice cream and closes it)",
"Emma: How does to look? A disaster.",
"Mr. Simpson: (Gets spoons) What's the matter?",
"Emma: JT and Spinner are the matter. My hypothesis fell apart.",
"Mr. Simpson: You know Einstein said that imagination is more key than knowledge. Maybe you need to get a little creative. (Mrs. Nelson is listening and smiling) Look at things from another angle.",
"Emma: Gee, that's helpful. How handy it is to have you right here in my house. (Mrs. Nelson's smile disappears)",
"Mr. Simpson: Well I guess we'll leave you to it then. Good night Emma. (He leaves the room) Degrassi - The Science fair",
"JT: Mr. Raditch, I give you, the woman of the future.",
"Mr. R: (Picks up the project) Do I want to know what this is?",
"JT: It's a replace for silicon in breast implants. 100% natural. (He picks them both up) Made of water, flour, and lard. (Puts them on his chest)",
"Toby: Uh, Mr. Raditch, would you like to see my project?",
"Mr. R: Yes, please. (He goes over to Toby)",
"Toby: Surveillance: Friend or Foe? Emma + Manny",
"Emma: My project was gonna be so good. (Manny is eating a candy bar. She offers some to Emma) Chocolate in the morning?",
"Manny: I know it's not good for me, but it tastes like happy.",
"Emma: Manny, what did you say?",
"Manny: It tastes like happy. Why?",
"Emma: Manny, you are brillant! (She leaves the room)",
"Manny: Thank you. Media Immersion",
"Emma erases her title: A Virtue Of A Healthy Breakfast. She changes it to The Mind/Body Connection. She prints it + smiles as she does. She runs back to the fair. Science Fair",
"Liberty: (She's pointing at everything with a red light pen) Hour 147, notice a lack of green on the fern. Hour 148, even the cactus is beginning to dry out. Hour 140...",
"Mr. Simpson: Thank you Liberty. That'll do.",
"Liberty: But there's 52 more hours.",
"Mr. Simpson: Oh, I'm sure there are. If only we had enough time. (They go over to Emma's)",
"Liberty: Two of her subjects produced irregular results. Plus she's not even here.",
"Emma: (She runs in) Wait! Sorry. (Puts the new title up) Last minute burst of inspiration.",
"Mr. Simpson: No problem at all.",
"Emma: You're judging?",
"Mr. Simpson: Yup. And I can't wait to hear about your inspiration, so, go ahead.",
"Emma: Okay, for my project, I set out to prove that healthy food is good for you, but as scientists, we must remember the human factor. Take JT Yorke, for example. (Shows JT and his results) His results threw me, until I realized that chocolate and burritos make him happy. Better mood, better performance.",
"Liberty: What about Spinner Mason? How do you explain his results? (Shows Spinner)",
"Emma: Margin of error. It makes sense, since it is Spinner.",
"Mr. Simpson: That's a very original project. (He walks away. Emma smiles) Hallway Spinner opens up his locker. He takes pictures of girls that are in his locker. Jimmy comes up to him.",
"Jimmy: Oh I love those girls.",
"Spinner: Yeah, me too. I really love them.",
"Jimmy: Still in the red zone? (Spinner nods. He takes out some food) What are you doing?",
"Spinner: (Shuts his locker) Fighting the health food molecules. Chemicals and preservatives are the antidote.",
"Jimmy: It's not the health food molecules giving you boners, you realize that?",
"Spinner: How do you know?",
"Jimmy: Because that's stupid.",
"Spinner: You're stupid. Man, all I have to do is get back my chemical enriched metabolism and I'll be back to my old self. (They have arrived to class)",
"Ms. Kwan: We're waiting for you to begin. Could you two move any slower? (She takes Spinner's food. They all go in) Science Fair They're awarding the prizes.",
"Nadia: Maybe, one day, people will realize that the wolf is actually our friend. Thank you. (Everyone claps)",
"Ms. H: Congratulations once again, to Nadia, for winning first prize in the grade seven class. And now, for our final award, junior science fair first prize. (Liberty moves the crowd because she thinks she won)",
"Liberty: Hope the engraver spelt my name right. Excuse me.",
"Ms. H: And it goes to...Emma Nelson, for Mind/Body Connection. (Everyone claps. Liberty looks confused that she lost. Emma goes to get her prize) Congratulations.",
"Mr. Simpson: All right Emma! (Emma smile disappears when she hears him) Woo hoo! (He claps)",
"Manny: (Whispers to Liberty) You are so jealous.",
"Liberty: I'm not jealous. I'm appalled. Teacher's pet wins again. (Emma smiles and holds up the trophy) Cafeteria",
"Spinner: Okay. I've been thinking, you know, about my condition.",
"Jimmy: Do we have to talk about this?",
"Spinner: Okay, look, it's not all bad. Inconvenient, yes, but it does have its' upside.",
"Jimmy: What?",
"Spinner: Well, whatever's giving me boners is turning me into a major chick magnet. (To girls walking by) Hey. And girls have been looking at me, different.",
"Jimmy: (Sips his soda) Different, like you're crazy.",
"Spinner: (Moves his tray) Now, take this. (He means the food on the tray) Sheila let me take this stuff for free. She even complimented me on my ensemble. Hey. (He waves at Sheila. Jimmy looks at her. She waves back)",
"Jimmy: What's your point?",
"Spinner: That the female race is a slave for Spinner. So why fight it? Fruit and only fruit from now on. (He bites into an apple. He gives Jimmy an orange) Grade 8 Media Immersion Everyone is talking.",
"Mr. Simpson: (He whistles) Okay! We all had fun at the science fair, but back to business. Mother boards. Now as you can see this one has no front side bus. It's practically an antique. Now the term bus actually comes from a similarity to a city bus that drops off and picks up riders. The same in a computer. When you turn the computer on the bus drives along and signals are dropped off or picked up to the devices attached to the line. Like the hard drive or a CD-ROM drive or any other... (As he talks Emma and Manny type messages. The first one says, \"Archie Simpson loves high-tech.\" The second one says, \"Archie Simpson loves Emma's Mom. When Manny sends that to Emma, the whole class gets it. ) Now what happens if the bus misses a device, can't just walk to the next stop, right? Anyone have any ideas?",
"Manny: Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.",
"Emma: Manny!",
"Manny: I'm sorry. (When Toby sees it, He elbows JT)",
"JT: Oh Lordy.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma? What's wrong?",
"Emma: Don't look at your e-mail. (Liberty gets a grin on her face. Mr. Simpson goes to his computer)",
"Mr. Simpson: Ms. Santos, you'll see me immediately after class. Hallway Jimmy is in the hall. He sees Ellie give Spinner her number.",
"Spinner: Thank you. I'll be calling you. (Ellie leaves.)",
"Jimmy: Ellie's number?",
"Spinner: Yeah. (Jimmy takes his basketball and slams Spinner up against a locker with it) What? Okay. Okay. Jimmy, I'm a lover not a fighter (He pushes the ball away. He tries to leave, but Jimmy pushes him back). Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen, evolution class. Charles Derwin said that man has to spread his seeds to survive. So dating Ellie is just part of my human duty.",
"Jimmy: It's Darwin. The guy's name is Darwin, there's no Derwin.",
"Spinner: Whatever. Oh and uh, have you ever considered changing your diet, because with a little health food, this could have been yours. (He leaves. The bell rings)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Girls Washroom",
"Manny: And now I have to write a 1,000 word essay on internet privacy. (Liberty comes out of a stall)",
"Liberty: So it's true?",
"Emma: Simpson is dating my mom? Yes.",
"Liberty: And now everyone knows. Embarrassing. (She takes out floss) Of course, I was a victim of gossip last year, so I sympathize.",
"Emma: Thanks, Liberty.",
"Liberty: Your welcome. So let's talk about what you're going to do.",
"Emma: About what?",
"Liberty: There was a judging basis in your favor. Simpson's dating your mom.",
"Emma: So?",
"Liberty: So his basis doesn't bother you?",
"Manny: Don't listen to her, Em.",
"Liberty: She can make up her own mind. It should bother you, because you, Emma Nelson, are a woman of conscience. One simple solution. Turn in the award. (She zips her bag and leaves) Media Immersion Emma goes in. Mr. Simpson is doing something to the computer before his class starts.",
"Emma: Mr. Simpson.",
"Mr. Simpson: I know what happened with Manny was unfortunate.",
"Emma: Yeah, but it was a mistake. We're both sorry about it.",
"Mr. Simpson: Okay, fair enough. (She doesn't leave) Anything else, Em?",
"Emma: So I don't get punished, just Manny?",
"Mr. Simpson: She sent the e-mail.",
"Emma: Yeah, but I told her about you and mom.",
"Mr. Simpson: There's nothing to hide, Em. What's this all about?",
"Emma: Kids are talking that I won the award because of favoritism. (His class starts coming in)",
"Mr. Simpson: What?",
"Emma: Well it's true. When guys like you date single moms, they always try to bribe the kids.",
"Mr. Simpson: Guys like me? We need to discuss this later.",
"Emma: No, we're going to discuss this now.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma, class is about to start.",
"Emma: I don't care. You're basist, just admit it, Archie! (The class starts to laugh)",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma, you won the award on your own merits. The runner-up, Liberty Van Zandt, made a strong effort, but the judges thought it lacked flair. Yours was exciting and original.",
"Emma: (Mocking him) Original, exciting. Of course that's what you're going to say.",
"Mr. Simpson: Because it's the truth! And I'm not the only one who felt that way. Look at the judging sheets. (She takes the sheets and sighs.) Ms. Kwan's Grade 9 English Class",
"Ms. Kwan: Okay, enough time left for improve. We need two volunteers. Nominees?",
"Jimmy: Um, I'm going to go with Paige... (She gets up) and Spinner. (Everyone claps)",
"Spinner: Don't. You know I can't. Jimmy. (Paige pulls him up to the front)",
"Ms. Kwan: What's the situation?",
"Jimmy: Situation? Uh, Spinner's delivering a package, and Paige is a lonely housewife. Very lonely.",
"Spinner: Uh, Miss. I have a package for you.",
"Paige: I'll bet you do, big boy.",
"Spinner: Uh, yeah. So just take it and sign, okay?",
"Paige: (She grabs his arm as he tries to leave) What's the hurry, you big handsome hunk of man? Why don't you, uh, bring that package in for a little drink?",
"Spinner: Uh, no. No. I can't, because, uh, because I hate you. (He tries to leave again)",
"Paige: I won't sign, unless you come in for something. (He turns around)",
"Ms. Kwan: Gavin, we need to see your face so we can hear you.",
"Spinner: Uh, Ms. Kwan, I can't. (She turns him around. When she does everyone laughs at him, so he leaves the room)",
"Paige: Okay that is why no one should ever wear track pants. Cafeteria Spinner is sitting at a table by himself with his head down, when Jimmy sits with him.",
"Jimmy: Hey Spin. And how is little Spinner doing today? What are you still in the red?",
"Spinner: Little Spinner is hiding. And you should be too, because I'm gonna kill you.",
"Jimmy: Come on. It was funny.",
"Spinner: Yeah, for you. For me, it was just, brutal.",
"Jimmy: You can't spend the rest of your hormonal life like this.",
"Spinner: Okay, it's not my fault. It is the health food.",
"Jimmy: For the last time, food has nothing to do with it. Uh, Sheila. Can you come here for a second? (She goes over to them)",
"Sheila: What can I do for you ladies?",
"Jimmy: Um, question. Does food, health food, help get men in the mood?",
"Sheila: Well they say clams do, but I cooked them up for my hubby and all he got was gas.",
"Jimmy: Okay, um, say you knew this teenager and he was always in the red, would food have anything to do with it?",
"Sheila: Food? (She laughs) You've got to be kidding. At your age, it's all about hormones.",
"Jimmy: (To Spinner) See?",
"Sheila: Ah, don't worry Jimmy. It's just a stage. A hormonal hiccup. It'll pass. (She lightly hits him on the chin and leaves)",
"Jimmy: I, I can't believe she thinks it's me.",
"Spinner: Well, I mean, why not? Well it's all about the hormones, right? It can happen to anyone. That Night - Emma's House",
"Mrs. Nelson: I never win anything.",
"Mr. Simpson: Well you must be on a streak. First me, now the centerpiece. (She laughs. He sees Emma) Hey Emma. I should probably get going.",
"Emma: Mr. Simpson? Can I talk to you first? (He goes to her and sits down) I was a bit of a freak today.",
"Mr. Simpson: You were concerned. Your mom and I put you in an uncomfortable situation.",
"Emma: No kidding.",
"Mr. Simpson: Would've been nice if you hadn't done it in front of my class. You know I do care about your mother.",
"Emma: No, it's not about that. It's about me and school and everyone thinking I'm your little pet.",
"Mr. Simpson: I promise I will treat you exactly the way I treat everyone else.",
"Emma: That won't matter. People think what they wanna think.",
"Mr. Simpson: I don't know. Maybe we should transfer you out of my class.",
"Emma: No.",
"Mr. Simpson: Or your mom and I should stop dating.",
"Emma: I don't want that either.",
"Mr. Simpson: You know, I was proud of you today. The way you saved your project at the very last second, it was very, very cool and very deserving of first place, okay?",
"Emma: Okay. Thanks, Snake.",
"Mr. Simpson: No problem, Emmers.",
"Emma: Archibald.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emmalada.",
"Emma: The Snakester."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x05 | Weird Science | bunniefuu |
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"Craig thinks Joey's request for him to move a car on his used-car lot gives him free rein to drive and takes his friends on a joyride when Joey goes out of town for the weekend. Meanwhile, Ashley has found a friend in Ellie and considers getting her belly button pierced to impress her."
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"CRAIG: You can't walk away from this car, Sir.",
"COSTUMER: No?",
"CRAIG: No, full sport suspension. You pitch it around a corner, it'll stay glued.",
"COSTUMER: Really?",
"JOEY: (walks over to costumer) hello. How are we today?",
"COSTUMER: Good. Your assistant was singing the praises of this car. Do you mind if I...?",
"JOEY: Oh, yes. Please do. I'll be back with you in a second. Craig, can I talk to you? Great job partner.",
"CRAIG: You think so?",
"JOEY: Yeah, you're a natural. Listen, I want you to do me a favor. A costumer is coming to take a test drive of this car. It needs a serious clean, ASAP. (Holds out car keys). Here are the keys. Come, on, take the keys.",
"CRAIG: (takes keys) You mean, drive it?",
"JOEY: yes, yes. Just across the lot. You'll be fine. (Walks away)",
"(Craig excitedly gets in and starts the car)",
"The Jeremiah household Craig runs down the stairs to the kitchen.",
"JOEY: (on the phone) Yeah, well, Bianca booked this surprise spa and relaxation weekend thing and I need you to pick up Angie. I'll be by on Sunday to pick her up. Thanks Ma. Bye. (Hangs up phone.) (To Craig) What's up?",
"CRAIG: Nothing. Just, uh, you're going away. So, uh, where do i go?",
"JOEY: I figured you'd stay here.",
"CRAIG: Alone?",
"JOEY: You're 14. You know how to cook and how to clean. You'll be fine.",
"CRAIG: Wait, so, I really get the run of the house for the whole weekend?",
"JOEY: yeah. Hey, if you want you can invite some of your buddies over, that's cool. But 3 ground rules: no drinking, no chicks, no parties, I mean it.",
"CRAIG: Got it. You can trust me.",
"JOEY: I know I can, partner Degrassi - hallway",
"(Marco, Jimmy and Spinner are talking.)",
"JIMMY: My dad's been working on Kid Albert tickets all week. He's pulled every string he has and they're totally sold out.",
"SPINNER: Well, how about you Marco? You're mom works in the music biz.",
"MARCO: She teaches piano, Spinner.",
"CRAIG: (walking up to the guys) Who died?",
"MARCO: oh, Kid Albert's sold out. It's so unfair.",
"CRAIG: So? Joey's gone for the whole weekend and I got the pad all to myself and you guys are all invited.",
"JIMMY & SPINNER: Yes.",
"MARCO: So, who else is on the guest list?",
"CRAIG: Uh, you three plus Sean.",
"JIMMY: Oh, you invited him? I'll take a pass.",
"CRAIG: Well, I can't un-invite him now.",
"JIMMY: No, it's cool. Well, just do this some other time, right.",
"SPINNER: Dude. (Jimmy walks away) Fine, your loss cuz we are gonna party.",
"CRAIG: No parties, Spin.",
"SPINNER: Girls.",
"CRAIG: No girls.",
"SPINNER: Booze.",
"CRAIG: No booze.",
"SPINNER: Donuts?",
"CRAIG: That we could do.",
"SPINNER: I'm there.",
"CRAIG: Sweet. This weekend is gonna be awesome.",
"Ashley and Ellie's lockers",
"ASHLEY: Did you know there's no word in the English language that rhymes with \"orange?\"",
"ELLIE: Did you know it's Friday? The weekend?",
"ASHLEY: Sure do. I thought we'd go see that new movie \"Strange Evil.\" (Ellie gives Ashley a look) The reviewer said it looked edgy.",
"ELLIE: Lame. Besides, I'm getting my cartilage pierced. (Shirt goes up a bit and Ashley notices her belly button is pierced.)",
"ASHLEY: Hey, Ellie. Do you think I should get me belly button pierced? I've wanted to for a while.",
"ELLIE: Come with me after school.",
"ASHLEY: After school? He'd be able to squeeze me in on such short notice?",
"ELLIE: Let's fine out. Ms. Kwan's classroom",
"MS. KWAN: As you should all know by now, a simile is a comparison using \"like\" or \"as.\" While a metaphor is a figure of speech, in which things are compared by stating the one thing is another. (Craig is bored and is looking at the clock) Both similes and metaphors are used in poetry, and we'll be look at that today. (Reading) The day is done and the darkness falls on the wings of night. (Craig still looks at the clock, which appears to be moving very slowly. The bell rings and we the guys running outside school and walking to Craig's house.)",
"SPINNER: Weekend, here I come.",
"SEAN: Woo!",
"SPINNER: Ok, next time the Kid's in town, we gotta get tickets months early.",
"MARCO: Hey, Nr. Jeremiah.",
"JOEY: What's this? I go away for the weekend and you invite the whole school? Got ya! (Laughs) You should have seen the looks on your faces. Come here. (Opens trunk of car) Weekend supplies, gentlemen.",
"CRAIG: Oh, yeah.",
"JOEY: We got the four major food groups We got chips, chips, chips, and kraft dinner. (Closes trunk of car and woman we assume is Bianca comes out of the house. The two of the get in the car.) Have a good weekend boys.",
"SPINNER: Wow.",
"SEAN: You know his weekend's gonna be great.",
"SPINNER: He's one lucky guy.",
"(Joey drives away)",
"GUYS: Yeah!",
"Outside a piercing parlor",
"(Ellie opens the door to go inside, but Ashley hesitates.)",
"ELLIE: I know it looks a little nasty. I keep telling Attila that we should...",
"ASHLEY: Attila?",
"ELLIE: It's a family name. Come on.",
"(Attila starts to pierce Ellie's ear as Ashley looks around)",
"ASHLEY: So, uh, Attila. Is that the same kind of needle you'll be using to pierce my belly button?",
"ATTILA: Oh, no. I'll be using a much larger one. Like this. (Hands Ashley a big needle in a package. Ashley looks it over, seeming nervous)",
"ASHLEY: Oh, wow.",
"ATTILA: (to Ellie) All done cuz. (Ellie gets up to look at her ear) So what's the word Ashley? Still interested? Because I've got an opening tomorrow at 10.",
"ASHLEY: (looks to Ellie who nods) Ok, sign me up.",
"ATTILA: Great Now just get your mother to sign this permission slip first. (Hands her the slip)",
"ASHLEY: (reading off paper) Parlor assumes no responsibility in case of infection?",
"ATTILA: It is an invasive procedure. But don't worry. Everything sterilized.",
"ASHLEY: My mom will not sign this.",
"ELLIE: How do you know?",
"ASHLEY: Just because she's my mom. She won't. Sorry.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Craig's living room",
"(The guys are looking bored. Sean and Marco are playing cards)",
"SEAN: Fish.",
"MARCO: You really don't have a queen?",
"SEAN: Fish.",
"SPINNER: Hark, a soldier approaches. (Burps) Encore Maestro. (Burps)",
"CRAIG: Guys, this is so boring.",
"SPINNER: Yeah, let's call Jimmy.",
"SEAN: What, do you miss your girlfriend?",
"SPINNER: Shut up.",
"SEAN: No, you shut up.",
"SPINNER: No, you shut up.",
"SEAN: shut up.",
"SPINNER: Shut up.",
"CRAIG: Both of you, shut up. We have a house to ourselves and we're wasting it.",
"SPINNER: I got it. You guys wanna live life on the edge? Come with me. (Everybody gets out and follows Spinner out of the house)",
"Outside a store",
"(Spinner comes out with a bag)",
"SPINNER: Ok, guys. Alright, alright. (Takes something out of bag)",
"CRAIG: Spray cheese?",
"SPINNER: We did it at camp. It's a race.",
"MARCO: Do you get crackers?",
"SPINNER: No, loser. You do it like this. (Starts spraying cheese into his mouth.)",
"SEAN: Oh, come on, man. (Sean, Marco and Craig start to walk away)",
"SPINNER: What? Guys, what?",
"Ashley's kitchen",
"ASHLEY: I was thinking about getting my belly button pierced. (Hands mom the permission slip.) (To Ellie) See, told ya.",
"ASHLEY'S MOM: Told Ellie what? I just reacted.",
"ASHLEY: You made a total face.",
"ASHLEY'S MOM: Do you want my permission or not Ashley? (Ashley nods her head) Now, you just have to clean it scrupulously For weeks.",
"ELLIE: But it's worth it. (Lifts up shirt to show her ring)",
"ASHLEY'S MOM: If only I were ten years younger. (Signs slip and gives it to Ashley.) Craig's living room",
"(Spinner is still spraying cheese into his mouth)",
"EVERYONE BUT SPINNER: (unenthusiastically) Spinner, spinner...",
"(Can runs out of cheese)",
"SPINNER: Yeah, king of the world. Who's next? I dare you guys. (They all talk at once making excuses) Oh, come on. You guys suck.",
"MARCO: Wait, I have a dare. (Gets telephone and starts dialing)",
"SPINNER: uh, oh. Bathroom break. (Runs off)",
"(Marco hands phone to Sean.)",
"SEAN: What, this is your dare? A prank phone call?",
"MARCO: What, scared of talking to a stranger?",
"SEAN: (Into phone) Hello, this is the power company.",
"EMMA: (on the other line) So this is what you do for fun, Sean. Prank your ex-girlfriend.",
"SEAN: (hangs up phone) You're dead phone boy. You're dead. (Chases Marco around the kitchen)",
"Craig's front porch",
"(A radio is on)",
"CRAIG: Yeah, this is the life. You know what? I like you guys.",
"SEAN: What, are you gonna kiss us now?",
"MARCO: Shut up Sean.",
"CRAIG: No, I mean, with my dad, he's never let me have you all over like this.",
"SEAN: Yeah, well, I bet it's a lot different over here, I suppose, eh?",
"CRAIG: Totally. With Joey, it's like I can do no wrong. I get total 100 percent freedom. I mean, he even let me drive.",
"SPINNER: Um, you, you drove?",
"CRAIG: No big thing. Just some clunker at the car lot. Man, it was a huge thing. It was the coolest thing I've ever done.",
"SEAN: Sweet. Windows down, tunes pumpin'. I'd give anything for that.",
"CRAIG: Well, it was just across the lot.",
"SPINNER: And I bet you know where Joey hides the keys to his dealership.",
"SEAN: yeah, let's take it out for a test drive. You know, just around the block.",
"MARCO: On the road? No, we'd so get caught.",
"CRAIG: Well, what about tomorrow?",
"Craig's kitchen the next morning",
"(Craig grabs the keys and the other guys get up.)",
"SPINNER: Hey, still going on that ride today?",
"CRAIG: Sure, but, uh, maybe later.",
"SPINNER: Later?",
"SEAN: Man, you're not chickening out on us, are you?",
"(Craig twirls to keys in is hand and smiles)",
"Jeremiah Motors",
"(The Guys go into Joey's office)",
"CRAIG: Right, here. Keys to the kingdom.",
"(the phone rings and Marco screams, prompting everyone else to scream too)",
"SPINNER: Shh, man, you gave me a heart attack.",
"CRAIG: (walks over to phone) What do I do?",
"SPINNER: Answer it.",
"SEAN: No, you idiot. We're not supposed to be here. Let's go.",
"(They leave and go to the car Craig drove in the beginning of the episode)",
"SPINNER: Why are we taking this anything?",
"CRAIG: Cuz I've driven it before, I know how to drive it.",
"MARCO: Guys, maybe this isn't the greatest idea.",
"SEAN: Come on. We'll just take it around the block a couple times.",
"CRAIG: (everyone gets in the car) Gentlemen, let's roll. (Starts to drive and the car stalls)",
"SPINNER: Uh, short ride, dude.",
"(Craig restarts the car and drives off the lot)",
"Outside Ashley's house",
"ASHLEY'S MOM: Hey girls. Off to your piercing?",
"ELLIE: Yeah, wanna come? You could get one too.",
"ASHLEY'S MOM: Oh, no thanks. None for me please. I'm not as brave as you two. (She's trimming a bush and Ashley eyes the shears nervously) Guys driving the car slowly",
"SPINNER: (sarcastically) Whoa, slow down there. It's getting scary.",
"CRAIG: Keep talking Spinner. Your idea of fun is spray cheese. (Laughs)",
"RADIO: So, how do you get to the sold out Kid Albert show tonight?",
"SPINNER: Guys, guys. Shh.",
"RADIO: Just come down to Melview park and find me in the mix mobile. Answer a skill testing question, and you and three friends are going to kid Albert tonight.",
"MARCO: Pull over. Melview's only 10 minutes away if we run fast.",
"SPINNER: who's running? We're driving?",
"SEAN: In 10 minutes that park will be full of people.",
"MARCO: I thought we were only gonna take the car around the black and that's it.",
"SPINNER: That was before the contest. I say we take the car.",
"SEAN: I'm down with that",
"MARCO: Guys, no.",
"SPINNER: Ok, two for, one against. Deciding vote goes to Craig. What do you say?",
"(Craig smiles and steps on the gas)",
"Ashley and Ellie inside the parlor",
"(Ashley is laying down, shirt up, exposing her navel.)",
"ATTILA: (point to navel) I'm going to pierce here and feed it through till it comes out there. Here's the clamp I'll use to hold the skin while I do the piercing, ok? This is an antiseptic gel. It's gonna feel a little cool. (Puts gel on her belly button. Ashley and Ellie hold hands in anticipation of the piercing) Now I'm marking the point of entry. (Makes mark of her with a marker, then clamps her skin) Ashley, you're gonna feel a bit of pressure now. (Gets needle and is prepared to pierce, but Ashley pushes his hand away and sits up)",
"ASHLEY: I'm sorry, I can't. I don't care how cool it'll look. That thing is not piercing my body.",
"The park",
"(Radio personality is talking to a contestant in the contest)",
"RADIO PERSONALITY: Now here's the skill testing question. Name Kid Albert's wife. (The guys pull up and get out of the car) You have no clue, do you? (Contestant shakes his head as Guys run up to them) That's ok. (Shakes contestant's hand and he walks away.)",
"CRAIG: We're here for the contest.",
"RADIO PERSONALITY: Ok, catch your breath champ. Tell us your name first.",
"CRAIG: My name's Craig.",
"RADIO PERSONALITY: Ok, Craig. Now, tell me the name of Kid Albert's wife.",
"CRAIG: That's a trick question. Cuz Kid Albert's divorced.",
"RADIO PERSONALITY: You know what? You can give my best to the Kid tonight cuz you just won four tickets to his show. (Guys yell and grab the tickets) Have fun. (Guys run back to the car and drive off)",
"MARCO: Man, I can't believe we're going tonight.",
"SEAN: We have tickets to the Kid.",
"MARCO: Yeah!",
"(Farting)",
"CRAIG: Spinner! Not in the car, man.",
"SPINNER: Sorry, excitement makes me fart.",
"MARCO: Oh, you're sick. That's disgusting.",
"SPINNER: It's the spray cheese. I shouldn't have had that third can.",
"(Car stops at a red light. A police car pulls up next to them. A cop is talking on his radio)",
"SEAN: Just keep it cool, alright?",
"COP: (on radio) Roger. (Car lights turn on. Guys are worried. Car drives away.)",
"MARCO: So, lucky. So luck, so let's go back, ok?",
"CRAIG: OK. (Drives back to lot and guys get out of car)",
"MARCO: Guys that was amazing!",
"SPINNER: That was the best day ever.",
"SEAN: Go for a joyride, win Kid Albert tickets.",
"MARCO: Pull up right next to the cops. That part was so cool.",
"SPINNER: Now you say it's cool. Before you were crying like a little baby.",
"MARCO: I was crying cuz of your cheese farts. It was so gross.",
"JOEY: (come out of his office) What were you thinking?! Do the words \"silent alarm\" mean anything to you?! You, you, and you. Gone. Now! (Sean, Spinner and Marco leave)",
"Ashley and Ellie walking on the street",
"ELLIE: Are you gonna talk... ever?",
"ASHLEY: I don't know what to say.",
"ELLIE: Why? What's the big deal?",
"ASHLEY: I acted like an idiot and I totally embarrassed myself.",
"ELLIE: Yeah, you did... kidding. So what happened?",
"ASHLEY: I'm just scared on needles. I can't explain it.",
"ELLIE: So why would you try a piercing?",
"ASHLEY: I dunno, I just... thought it would look cool. And I thought I'd gain some points with you.",
"ELLIE: Points?",
"ASHLEY: You know what I mean.",
"ELLIE: I don't. Ash, you're my friend. You don't need a piercing to impress me. (They smile and continue walking) Craig sitting on the couch in his living room",
"(He stands up)",
"JOEY: Sit.",
"CRAIG: You're not my dad.",
"JOEY: Sit. (Craig sits again and Joey sits across from him) What you did was serious. Yor drove a car without a license. You could've killed somebody.",
"CRAIG: I know.",
"JOEY: I don't think you do. If you were some punk of the street I would have had you arrested and pressed charges. (Craig nods his head) I trusted you.",
"CRAIG: It was stupid. It was so stupid. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.",
"JOEY: You're ground. Three weeks.",
"CRAIG: Three weeks?",
"JOEY: And one more thing. (Takes the tickets out of Craig's shirt pocket and rips them)",
"CRAIG: Wait, you can't. What am I supposed to tell my friends?",
"JOEY: You should have thought of that before you took the car. (Walks away)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x06 | Drive | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x08.json | [
"Paige struggles to come to terms with her recent sexual assault after Ashley writes a song about rape for PMS to perform on stage for a contest. Meanwhile, Liberty acts out in an attempt to show J.T. she isn't as boring as he thinks she is."
]
| [
"Girls washroom. The light is blue-ish. Paige enters wearing her cheerleading uniform and washes her face. She lifts her hand and sees in the mirror that Dean has appeared behind her",
"DEAN: Hey Spirit.",
"PAIGE: Dean, what are you doing in the girls washroom?",
"DEAN: Thought I'd say hi. (Walks towards her)",
"PAIGE: Ok.",
"DEAN: Relax, we had a good time at that party, didn't we?",
"PAIGE: Dean you...",
"DEAN: I what? I didn't do anything. We just had a good time.",
"PAIGE: (raising voice) You raped me.",
"DEAN: You wanted it and don't you dare tell anyone any different.",
"PAIGE: (Pushing him away) Get off me. Stop. (Picture begins to get wavy) Please. Stop it. Paige's bedroom. She's asleep. Her alarm goes up and she awakes with a gasp. She sighs and turns off the alarm. Outside on the sidewalk. Terri runs up to Paige.",
"TERRI: Paige. Wait. (Has a piece of paper in her hands) Read it. (Holds out paper, so Paige can read)",
"PAIGE: (reading) Pro-voice song writing contest. Celebrating what women have to say. Does your band have what it takes to make a splash on the music scene?",
"TERRI: This is our chance.",
"PAIGE: Terr, we don't have a band. PMS broke up, remember?",
"TERRI: It's too perfect.",
"PAIGE: (reads the sheet again) (excited) Winning band gets a demo CD and a trip to LA.",
"TERRI: I told you.",
"PAIGE: (still reading) To perform live for record executives. (Stops reading) This is a serious prize. It's not like winning a beach towel or movie pass. Terri, we could move to LA. (They do an excited girl giggle) Mr. Simpson's class. See computer screen where Paige is signing up PMS for the contest.",
"PAIGE: PMS could totally win this.",
"TERRI: With Ash we'd have a batter chance.",
"PAIGE: Not in this band. (Bell rings)",
"MR. SIMPSON: Have a good day gang.",
"TERRI: We need a real singer.",
"PAIGE: Fine. (Gets up and spins Hazel's chair around to face them) Meet Hazel Spice. New member of PMS.",
"HAZEL: Really? (Paige nods) (Singing, not very well) Amazing grace. How sweet the sound. That saved a wretch like me.",
"PAIGE: OK, (moving out of classroom) Can we please keep it to a dull roar?",
"HAZEL: I've been taking voice for three years now. You won't regret this.",
"TERRI: And we can use my English poetry lyrics. Ms. Kwan's room. Terri's standing up, reading her poem.",
"TERRI: I pray at night, you'll see the light. You'll come and hold me, till everything's all right. I wish I knew, just what to do, to make this secret wish come true.",
"SPINNER: (quietly to Jimmy) Cuz my poem smells like poo. (Jimmy laughs)",
"MS. KWAN: Guys. Thanks Terri. (Teri smiles and sits down)",
"TERRI: What'd you think?",
"PAIGE: It was sweet, in a rhyming dictionary sort of way.",
"MS. KWAN: Ashley, you ok to go next?",
"ASHLEY: (standing up, begins to read) It happens to other people. You say how said, you say poor thing But when it's you it's something else. It's everything. It started with something minor, went from there to something worse. (looks up at Jimmy) The friends you loved and thought you knew, just disappeared. (Jimmy looks up at her) It felt so weird. (Paige and Terri look at her) Half blessing, half curse. It happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing. (Sits down). Mr. Simpson's class. Sean is doing a PowerPoint presentation.",
"SEAN: When Gottlieb Daimler died in 1900, he had no idea how far or how fast the Boneshaker motorcycle he invented would take us. Thanks. (Sits back down and students clap a bit)",
"MR. SIMPSON: Good edition to our biography file. Uh, we have time for one more... Liberty. (Liberty gets up and prepares to do her presentation.)",
"JT: I have something done on time for once, and we run out of time. Typical.",
"TOBY: Typical is your project.",
"JT: Mr. Simpson said we could do our project on anyone we wanted.",
"TOBY: Anyone appropriate. Something tell me Hugh Hefner doesn't count.",
"JT: As my quest for a woman goes on, name me a better role model. (In background, Liberty puts on a backwards hat)",
"TOBY: Just go for Liberty already. JT turns around and looks at Liberty, who is bending over, grabbing something from a bag. He makes a fake shivering noise.",
"TOBY: (in background, Liberty puts on wild print shirt) That's not how she feels about you. In fact, she finds you fascinating. Just wait and see.",
"JT: Ok. Now you're scaring me.",
"LIBERTY: Fellow students. (Blows a kazoo) My hero isn't from the history books. He'll be famous later. The next Jim Carey. (Pic of JT in a funny hat comes up on screen and the class laughs)",
"LIBERTY: Yuck it up, Tobester. I'm JT Yorke, here to talk about my favorite subject, myself. (Pic changes to young JT on a rocking horse) You're gonna love it cuz it don't get any cooler than Yokeman: The Early years. (More laughs) From the very beginning, I was a real urban cowboy. (Pic changes to JT in a powder blue suit.)",
"JT: You gave her my photo album?",
"TOBY: (fake innocent) Mio?",
"LIBERTY: They call me the terminator. (Pic of JT in speedo, inner tube and arm floaties and another of him in just a Speedo in a model pose. Even more laughing. Another on of him in Speedo and equipment, doing a body builder pose) Hallway. A group of people are laughing.",
"EMMA: The shot of him in the headgear, I thought I was going to lose it.",
"JT: (walking up) It wasn't that funny.",
"TOBY: Trust me, it was.",
"JT: Imitation is the lowest form of humor.",
"LIBERTY: It wasn't an imitation. It was an homage. A tribute.",
"JT: You want a tribute? (Clears throat) (In girly voice) You take that back. I do to have friends. Ten textbooks, a thousand stuffed animals. Oh, and sometimes, my parents even like me. (Liberty walks away, partially running into JT)",
"EMMA: (Walking and running into him) Loser.",
"MANNY: (doing the same) Freak.",
"JT: Jeez. (Shakes head) (Bell rings) Music room. Hazel is doing scales, not very well.",
"PAIGE: Hazel. (Hazel stops. Paige is holding a guitar) Must you?",
"TERRI: (Coming in, wearing her PMS outfit from Season one, when they did lunchtime cabaret.) Sorry I'm late. I wanted to get in the mood.",
"PAIGE: You wore that last year. And cheesy pop chicks are over. Why do you have to be so out of touch?",
"TERRI: (Strapping on bass) Why do you have to be so mean?",
"PAIGE: I'm not mean. I'm right. So, new wardrobe please.",
"TERRI: (taking off sunglasses) No.",
"PAIGE: Pardon?",
"TERRI: What didn't you get? I said no.",
"HAZEL: Terri.",
"TERRI: Paige doesn't understand that word. Never has.",
"PAIGE: You better stop right there.",
"HAZEL: Ok, Paige. Look, we want to win, so let's just rehearse, ok? (Looks at Paige) Paige? (Looks at Terri) terr? (Paige turns on backbeat on keyboard. Terri starts playing bass)",
"HAZEL: (singing loudly and poorly) I wish I knew Just what to do, yeah. To make this secret wish come true. (Paige takes off guitar) Paige? What are you doing?",
"PAIGE: This isn't working. (Terri stops playing and Paige walks out of room. Terri shrugs) Outside Ashley's house. Paige walks up to door. Can hear Ashley playing piano and singing inside. Paige knocks on door and Ashley answers it.",
"ASHLEY: What are you doing here? Inside Ashley's house. Ashley is sitting on piano bench.",
"ASHLEY: I can't believe you're even asking.",
"PAIGE: We need you. It's embarrassing.",
"ASHLEY: (sarcastically) On no. can't let this happen. Poor Paige.",
"PAIGE: Your poem was great. It's about something real and it made me think.",
"ASHLEY: It doesn't matter. It's gonna be just like last year.",
"PAIGE: It won't. I promise.",
"ASHLEY: (sighs) I wanted to take it seriously, but you guys wouldn't.",
"PAIGE: We cheesed out. But this time we need to sing about real stuff.",
"ASHLEY: Like what?",
"PAIGE: Like how it feels when you're dumped. Or, like... abuse. Pain. Feeling sad. Whatever you want. Just so long as it means something.",
"ASHLEY: This doesn't sound like Paige.",
"PAIGE: Without you, we don't have chance.",
"ASHLEY: (turns around and plays something on piano) Do you seriously think we have a chance?",
"PAIGE: You know what? I do. (Ashley turns around, smiles and gives a nod) Music room. Ashley is there, playing something on the keyboard. There are papers on the keyboard as well. Paige, Terri, and Hazel come in.",
"PAIGE: We have lyrics?",
"ASHLEY: Just finished them this morning. (Grabs papers and walks over to them and gives them each a sheet) And I printed out copies for each of you in media immersion.",
"PAIGE: Sneaky girl. (Begins to read)",
"ASHLEY: The melody's the same, but the words are way more powerful now.",
"HAZEL: It's kind of heavy.",
"ASHLEY: Well, yeah, I mean, it's about rape. Paige said last night, let's make it real. My poem was ok, but I did some research online.",
"PAIGE: You took my body and tore it in half? This really isn't working for me.",
"ASHLEY: But the stories are incredible. From girls our age. You wouldn't believe some of the things I read.",
"PAIGE: Let's use the original lyrics, ok?",
"ASHLEY: But this is way more interesting.",
"TERRI: I agree.",
"PAIGE: (raising voice a bit) Well, I don't really care. I like the original version better. (Puts on guitar. Ashley storms over to keyboard and turns on backbeat.) Hallway. Liberty, Emma, and Manny are walking, looking at paintings.",
"LIBERTY: Your painting is masterful.",
"MANNY: It took ages to mix that many shades of pink.",
"LIBERTY: Well worth it. I'd like to work on my artsy side.",
"JT: (at locker) But that might distract you from being, you know, deebo supreme",
"EMMA: can't you just lay off? (Girls start to walk away)",
"JT: Oh, Liberty can dish it out, but she can't take it.",
"LIBERTY: (turning around and raising voice) I didn't dish and I'm not a geek, JT Dork",
"JT: Oh, them's fightin' words.",
"LIBERTY: You want fighting words? Ok, sucky baby. Poor sport.",
"JT: Priss face. Goody-to-shoes.",
"LIBERTY: You don't even know me. You don't know one true thing about me.",
"JT: You want one true thing? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G. (Has red permanent marker in hand and points with it for every letter)",
"LIBERTY: Stunned. JT spelled a word.",
"JT: You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you on the butt.",
"LIBERTY: (grabs marker and writes a big A in a circle on JT's locker) Fun enough for you? (Throws marker on floor and walks away. JT tries to wipe it off with his hand but has no luck)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Mr. Simpson's room. Paige is the only one there. She's sitting down and reading Ashley's lyrics, a single tear running down her cheek.",
"ASHLEY: (coming in room) You wanna win, right?",
"PAIGE: Not with those lyrics. You've written-",
"ASHLEY: I wrote exactly what we talked about. Something real. This is just like last year.",
"PAIGE: Give it up Ashley, ok?",
"ASHLEY: Tell me what's wrong with the new lyrics and I will.",
"PAIGE: (standing up. People are starting to filter in) Singing a song about rape will not win the contest.",
"ASHLEY: I thought we had an agreement.",
"PAIGE: (yelling) I said something real. Not something you got off the internet and don't know anything about.",
"ASHLEY: I'm allowed to imagine.",
"PAIGE: No, you're not! (The whole class is looking at them, including Mr Simpson.) (Quietly) After school in the music room. Bring the right lyrics. (Ashley walks away and Paige sits down.) Hallway. JT is running to catch up with Liberty.",
"JT: Liberty, how could you do that?",
"LIBERTY: Go away, little man.",
"JT: You wrote graffiti on my locker.",
"LIBERTY: I'm on fire.",
"JT: You're on something.",
"LIBERTY: No stranger to danger, my friend. I laugh at authority. (She's now in the doorway to Ms. Kwan's class)",
"MR. RADITCH: Mr. Yorke. (Walking up to them) Hold it. Do you have anything to say?",
"JT: About?",
"MR. RADITCH: About that little piece of art people say they saw you creating. (in the doorway, Liberty is smiling)",
"JT: It wasn't me. I didn't do it. (Mr. Raditch grabs JT'S hand, which has ink on it) Mr. Raditch, I was, I was, trying to erase it. (Mr. Raditch drags JT down the hall) I didn't put it on there",
"MS. KWAN: Come on in. Take a seat. (Liberty sits down while Ms. Kwan closes the door) Ok, back to Lord of the Flies",
"TOBY: (whispering) Hey, have you seen JT?",
"LIBERTY: I think your little friend is in the office, with Mr. Raditch.",
"TOBY: That's it.",
"LIBERTY: What do you mean?",
"TOBY: They'll call his mom. And JT's mom...",
"LIBERTY: What?",
"TOBY: Battleaxe. Threatened to send him to private school if he got in trouble with Raditch again. I hope you said good-bye. Music room. Paige, Terri, and Ashley are practicing.",
"ASHLEY: (singing) It happens to other people. You say how, you say poor thing. But when it's you it's different. It's everything. (Hazel walks in) The friends you loved and thought you knew, just disappeared (Hazel holds up sign that says \"I can't sing\" They stop playing)",
"PAIGE: Hun, you're not that bad. (Hazel turns sign over. It says \"polyps\")",
"TERRI: (trying to read) po-lipe-sis?",
"HAZEL: (in soft, strained voice) Polyps. Over practice.",
"TERRI: But we go on tomorrow.",
"PAIGE: Ash, you're singing the solo.",
"ASHLEY: Awesome. Sorry Hazel. (Hazel grabs tambourine) One, two, three, four. (Start playing again) You took my body and tore it in half. You took my childhood, my heart and my laugh. (Paige strums guitar, not playing a real chord. Everyone stops playing)",
"PAIGE: (yelling) How many times do I have to say it? We're not using those lyrics. (Takes off guitar)",
"ASHLEY: Paige, if i'm singing, then those are the lyrics I'll perform.",
"PAIGE: I can't believe I wanted you back in this band. (Walks off, taking lyrics off keyboard, crunching them, and throwing them on the floor.) Hallway. Paige opens her locker and Ashley comes out to talk to her.",
"ASHLEY: The song is stronger. Anyone with half an emotion would know that.",
"PAIGE: What do you know about rape?",
"ASHLEY: I researched it. I know a lot more about it than you do. (Paige slams locker and sits on ground, crying) Paige?",
"PAIGE: Just leave me alone.",
"ASHLEY: (Sitting down) I, I had no idea. I'm so sorry. (Puts her hand on Paige's.)",
"PAIGE: Nobody knows. Just hazel. I keep trying to forget, but i can't. He's in my nightmares.",
"ASHLEY: Have you been to a doctor?",
"PAIGE: He wore a condom. Very thoughtful, huh?",
"ASHLEY: What about a councilor?",
"PAIGE: I can't, ok? I just, I can't. And I can't play that song. I know it's about a virgin but... (Puts head on Ashley's shoulder)",
"ASHLEY: It's ok. We'll play the other one tomorrow. It's ok. It's gonna be ok, Paige. Hallway Mr. Raditch is holding a jar of soapy water and a toothbrush, which he hands to JT.",
"MR. RADITCH: The custodial staff have requested that you leave a streak free shine. I couldn't reach your mother, but when this is clean, we'll call again.",
"LIBERTY: (running up) I did it. I'm a vandal.",
"MR. RADITCH: This is no time to be covering for Mr. Yorke",
"LIBERTY: I'm not covering. It was a bad thing to do. (Looking at JT) It wasn't boring, but it was pretty stupid.",
"MR. RADITCH: And you did this? (Liberty nods) Why?",
"LIBERTY: I was acting on impulse, Sir (JT smiles)",
"JT: I told you I didn't do it. (Hands brush and water to Liberty.)",
"LIBERTY: It was truant, rebellious, misdirected-",
"MR. RADITCH: Ok, Mr. Yorke, you are free to go. (He and JT walk away and Liberty starts to clean) Backstage at the Pro-Voice contest. Paige is looking at herself in a mirror.",
"ASHLEY: You look totally gorgeous. You ok?",
"PAIGE: yeah, I promise.",
"TERRI: (holding bass) I am so nervous.",
"PAIGE: (picking up guitar) Don't sweat it. We'll be fine.",
"ASHLEY: No, we'll be great. Original lyrics and all.",
"ANNOUNCER: Our next band is a group from Degrassi. Give it up for PMS. (Hear applause)",
"TERRI: (girls do handshake) Let's go do it. (Girls go on stage.)",
"ASHLEY: (Paige and Terri are plugging into the amps on stage) Alright. We are PMS and this is Poor Thing. (Turns on backbeat. Hazel and Terri start playing. Paige strums and turns around and heads over to mic. She sees Dean in the audience. He smiles and nods to say hello. Paige backs up. Hazel and Terri stop playing. Paige turns around to face Ashley)",
"ASHLEY: (moving her mike) What's going on?",
"PAIGE: He's here.",
"ASHLEY: Who?",
"PAIGE: Him. I can't. (Looks to Dean who smiles and nods again.) It, it happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing. (Turns to face audience and starts walking to mike) But when it's you it's something else. It's everything. (Plays chord and looks at Dean) You'll never know the nightmares. (Plays chord) Never know the pain you caused. (Plays more) You'll never see the scars you left. (Dean looks mad and the other girls come in) The things you stole. Everything was lost. (Dean stands up. Others sing when needed, otherwise it's just Paige) You took my body. Tore it in half. (Dean looks at Paige, then walks out. Paige keeps her eyes on him until he's gone) You took my childhood, my heart, and my laugh. You took everything I kept for myself. Then you're gone. I'm not your poor thing. You took my body. Tore it in half. You took my childhood, my heart, and my laugh. (In audience, Ellie is smiling) You took everything I kept for myself. Then you're gone. I'm not your poor thing. School hallway. JT's sitting on a bench. He throws something at a garbage can, but misses.",
"LIBERTY: (appearing with a broom and dustpan) Pick it up liter bug.",
"JT: What are you doing?",
"LIBERTY: (cleaning) AM and PM liter duty. A whole week of it.",
"JT: Raditch threw the book at you, huh?",
"LIBERTY: Totally. He even called my parents. But JT, (Sits down next to him) thanks for sticking up for me",
"JT: Whatever.",
"LIBERTY: I think I might also owe you an apology.",
"JT: Nah, you fessed up. That was cool.",
"LIBERTY: Did JT Yorke just call me cool?",
"JT: Don't let it go to your head. See ya around, rebel. (Puts face close to hers, then gets up and starts walking away. He turns to look at her again, and winks, then starts walking again and shakes his head) Different part of hallway. Paige, Terri, Hazel and Ashley are laughing.",
"HAZEL: I guess those California beach boys will have to wait.",
"ASHLEY: LA's really not that great. It's all like, mini malls and freeways.",
"ELLIE: (catches up and puts arms around Paige and Ashley) You were robbed. I can't believe you only got an honorable mention.",
"PAIGE: Seriously? You liked it?",
"ELLIE: (nodding) Paige, you were awesome. Truly.",
"ASHLEY: But she was right though. A song about rape will never come in first.",
"PAIGE: Especially not when I'm singing it. (They laugh. Paige and Ashley stop while the others walk on. They're outside the guidance office.)",
"ASHLEY: So, you ok?",
"PAIGE: I'm ready to talk at least. Well, as ready as I'll ever be. (Paige opens door and starts to go in)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x08 | Shout Part 2 | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x09.json | [
"Tired of being known as \"the computer geek,\" Toby decides to join the wrestling team when he sees how popular Sean is. Determined to be accepted, Toby develops dangerous habits in order to lose weight. Meanwhile, Terri attempts to hide her job as a plus-size model from her friends."
]
| [
"Ms. Kwan's classroom. Liberty is on TV doing announcements.",
"LIBERTY: Congratulations to Toby Isaacs and the rest of the computer programming team. Thanks to them, Degrassi placed third in the regionals.",
"MS. KWAN: Nice work, Toby. (Claps and the students clap politely for a few seconds)",
"TOBY: That's it?",
"JT: Nascar's exciting. Britney in a hot tub, that's exciting. Third place in some geek contest... no. (Emma and Manny start laughing)",
"LIBERTY: In sports, for all boys interested in the wrestling team, there's a meeting after school in the gym. Speaking of wrestling, last year's champion, Sean Cameron, has been named this month's overall sports MVP by the students.",
"MS. KWAN: That's fantastic Sean. (Starts clapping. The students begin the clap and cheer)",
"TOBY: Nice to be him. Forget it. Just forget it. JT and Toby in Ms. Hatzilakos' class.",
"JT: What did you expect? (In a girly voice) Oh, Toby. I just love a man who can write binary code.",
"MS HATZILAKOS: Boys, want to share with the class?",
"TOBY: I was just wondering if everything about us was decided by DNA.",
"MISS HATZILAKOS: Some things, like your eye color. But there are others things about us that we have the power to change. (Bell rings, students start to get up to leave) Remember to bring back these diagrams for tomorrow's class.",
"TOBY: But no one notices me.",
"JT: Sure they do. You're the loveable, if forgettable, computer expert.",
"TOBY: That's it?",
"JT: Yeah, well. (They head out into the hallway) No big deal. You could change your image... You could moon the cafe.",
"TOBY: I could dye my hair green.",
"JT: You could take up snow boarding.",
"TOBY: (seriously) I could try out for wrestling.",
"JT: (laughing a bit) Yeah, now that's funny... No. Bad Toby.",
"TOBY: No one ignores geeks. I think it's a great idea. (Walks on) Outside at the picnic tables. Spinner is holding a cell phone.",
"SPINNER: Wireless web access, e-mail, and GPS. Terr, your phone rules.",
"TERRI: The salesman said it was the best. (Takes her phone back)",
"PAIGE: (walking up with Hazel) Terr! Ok, hun. We grow tired of your games. You gotta spill.",
"TERRI: What are you talking about?",
"HAZEL: Two days ago a new coat. Yesterday a new bag...",
"PAIGE: Today a new cell phone. We won't stand it any longer.",
"TERRI: My dad made some extra money.",
"PAIGE: What'd de do, rob a bank?",
"SPINNER: Paige, get off her back.",
"PAIGE: I will. When she tells me where the money's coming from.",
"TERRI: I forgot my lunch in my locker. (Grabs her stuff and walks into the school. Spinner follows)",
"HAZEL: Can you believe her?",
"PAIGE: ok, call me crazy. But do you think that Terri's got a bad case of sticky fingers... more like shoplifting? The cafeteria. JT and Toby are in line.",
"JT: Toby, you realize you'll get killed. Creamed. Squashed. Mutilated.",
"TOBY: Quit it JT.",
"JT: I'm just being realistic. Remember what happened in gym class yesterday?",
"TOBY: That's because all I ever do is sit behind a computer.",
"JT: uh, huh.",
"TOBY: If I go up for wrestling, I'm gonna have to get fit. Then nobody will ever laugh at me again.",
"ASHLEY: (coming up) Toby, do you have your keys? I won't be home after school.",
"TOBY: For your information, Vampire, I have wrestling practice after school.",
"ASHLEY: (laughing a bit) You, wrestling? Right. (Walks away)",
"TOBY: (to JT) Don't say a word. I can make the team JT. Hallway. Paige, Hazel and Terri are sitting down when Terri's phone rings.",
"HAZEL: Secret admirer?",
"TERRI: No, just a friend.",
"PAIGE: (whispering to Hazel) Just her parole officer.",
"SPINNER: (walking inside the school) Terr, why didn't you tell us?",
"TERRI: Tell you what?",
"SPINNER: You don't know? k, come with me. I gotta show you something.",
"PAIGE: Not that again.",
"SPINNER: I meant outside. Come on. (Spinner leads Them to a bus stop where there's a huge picture of Terri in an ad) Terri McGregor. Undercover super model.",
"PAIGE: Terr, you look fabulous. Why didn't you tell us?",
"TERRI: Why? Because I'm fat.",
"HAZEL: Terri, there's nothing to be ashamed of.",
"PAIGE: At all. You're a model.",
"SPINNER: In a huge ad campaign.",
"MUHAMMAD: (walking by) Yo! Beluga!",
"SPINNER: Yo, shut up Moron.",
"MUHAMMAD: Hey, did the photographer use a wide angle lens or what?",
"PAIGE: Yes, loser. Just like they need a microscope to find your... (Hazel hits Paige with her elbow) (To Hazel) I was gonna say brain. Wrestling practice. Toby is watching Sean wrestle someone.",
"TOBY: Oh, man.",
"SEAN: Toby? You lost?",
"TOBY: No, uh, I'm here for wrestling.",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Ok, guys. Listen up. The try-outs are next week and as you know, we only have room for one wrestler per weight class. So let's get started. Andrews. (Andrews walks up and gets on the scale) 51 kilos. Good (Andrews steps off) Isaacs. (Gets on scale) 55.",
"ANDREWS: Should Toby and I start?",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: No, you guys are in different weight classes. Isaacs, you're in the 54 to 57.5 kilo class up against... Sean. (Sean just pinned his opponent. Sean and Toby start to wrestle. Toby is pinned in about 10 seconds.) Mr. Simpson's class.",
"MR. SIMPSON: Ten minutes left of class. Use this time for internet research.",
"JT: Hey, I found the best wrestling site. (Site comes up on Toby's computer. There's a picture of a wrestler with two girls hanging on him)",
"TOBY: Maybe in a few years I could be like this guy.",
"JT: Uh, earth to Toby. Let's just concentrate on getting you on the team first. (Clicks on link that says \"training\". A page comes up saying \"Making weight- a bad move\")",
"MR. SIMPSON: (comes up and grabs Toby's shoulder) Hey, congratulations for getting 3rd in the finals. I'm very proud of you Toby. (Looks at computer) Interesting research topic guys. You know, making weight is a serious problem. A lot of guys end up in the hospital. You know, on the computer team we don't make weight. We make programs. (Laughs. Toby laughs a little) Isn't that right Toby? (Walks away)",
"TOBY: That's right coach... I have to make the wrestling team. Training montage... JT and Toby in the gym JT with a whistle and Toby doing push ups... Toby running outside... Toby doing pull-ups in the gym, helped by JT... Toby running outside... Toby running up and down steps while JT eats a donut... Toby doing sit-ups... JT throwing a weighted ball to Toby and Toby falling backwards when he catches it... Toby on a scale... Toby running outside.",
"TOBY: This is murder. Three days and I've only lost one pound.",
"JT: Ding. Losing attitude. Penalty... 30 crunches. (Toby puts JT in a head lock) Ah! Not cool. Fine, we'll get a drink first. Inside a store. JT has a drink and Toby is looking at a package of laxatives.",
"JT: Take it from someone who learned the hard way. Those aren't really chocolate.",
"TOBY: Only you'd make that mistake. (Puts package down)",
"JT: Uh, laxatives. So tasty going in, so nasty going out. (Walks out of store. Toby looks at package again) Toby's bedroom. He's standing shirtless in front of his mirror, laxative in hand. He eats it and makes a face as if it doesn't taste very good. Gym. Toby is holding his stomach and blinking his eyes. It's the day of try-outs.",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Isaacs. Scale. (Toby gets on scale) 53 kilos. That's quite a loss.",
"TOBY: Been training hard coach.",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Mmm hmm. You know any player caught making weight will be cut.",
"TOBY: Would I do anything so stupid?",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Andrews, it looks like you've got some competition. Let's go. Shake hands. (They shake)",
"ANDREWS: Good luck.",
"TOBY: You too. (They wrestle and Toby pins him in under 30 seconds)",
"MR ARMSTRONG: (blows whistle) Fast Isaacs. Welcome to the team. (Everybody cheers and Toby is very happy) Kerwin-Isaacs kitchen. Ashley is sitting down, drinking something. Toby comes in, whistling.",
"ASHLEY: Someone's in a good mood.",
"TOBY: Today marks a new chapter in the book of Toby Isaacs.",
"ASHLEY: Making the wrestling team is that important to you?",
"TOBY: Yes. Cuz now I'm a jock. Nerd Toby is no more.",
"ASHLEY: Well, jockstrap. There are two of those giant chocolate muffins you like in the bread cupboard.",
"TOBY: Not hungry.",
"ASHLEY: That's what you said yesterday. And the day before that.",
"TOBY: Thank-you Mom. (Grabs backpack and heads towards the door)",
"ASHLEY: So you're not eating breakfast?",
"TOBY: No. Now go back to sipping your blood and leave me alone. (Leaves)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"School hallway. Muhammad is sitting behind a table with jackets on it.",
"MUHAMMAD: You make the team, you get a windbreaker. (Hands Toby one) Congratulations buddy. (Toby puts it on and walks to Kendra and Nadia)",
"TOBY: Hey, Nadia. Take a picture.",
"NADIA: For the yearbook?",
"TOBY: yeah, sure. Today's a momentous occasion. (Strikes a stupid pose and Nadia takes the picture) Ok, now Kendra stand here... Act like you're in awe of me. Grab my arm if you like.",
"KENDRA: Um, I think I'll pass. So, big meet today We'll be there to cheer you on.",
"TOBY: My own personal fan club. Cool. Catch ya... lata. (Kendra and Nadia are weirded out)",
"KENDRA: (mouthing, no sound) ok, let's go. (They leave)",
"JT: (walking up) So, you got your new wind breaker, huh?",
"TOBY: Cool, huh?",
"JT: Did you get a new personality to go with it? Catch ya... lata.",
"TOBY: That's how wrestlers talk.",
"JT: Cool... not.",
"TOBY: Are you jealous cuz I'm on a team and you're just a mascot?! Great. (Walks away) Mr Simpson's class. Paige, hazel and Terri are checking out Terri's modeling website.",
"HAZEL: That mini skirt photo is wow.",
"PAIGE: I'd totally wear it... if I was a plus.",
"HAZEL: So when's the next shoot?",
"TERRI: Today, but my agent called and canceled.",
"PAIGE: Nice, another lie from Miss McGregor.",
"TERRI: It's not a lie. (Softer voice) I don't wanna go, ok?",
"PAIGE: Not ok. You're in a national ad campaign.",
"TERRI: It wasn't national when I agreed to do it.",
"PAIGE: So that's it?",
"TERRI: That... and what Muhammad said.",
"MR. SIMPSON: (coming into classroom) Good morning. Five seconds to home room lift off.",
"PAIGE: Who cares what Muhammad said? This discussion is not over.",
"MR. SIMPSON: Oh, yes it is Paige. Or it will be in 3, 2, 1. (Bell rings) Cafeteria. Toby is in line and only has an apple on his plate.",
"ASHLEY: (walks up to him) Big meet today. Doing anything special to get ready? (Toby shrugs) Or maybe not doing something? Like not eating.",
"TOBY: Not this again.",
"ASHLEY: Toby, you're normally a garborator.",
"TOBY: I'm just not hungry these days.",
"ASHLEY: Fine, I'll just take this up with Mom and Jeff.",
"TOBY: (to Sheila) Bacon cheeseburger supreme, chunky fries, extra Sheila sauce.",
"SHEILA: hey, easy big guy. I gotta feed a whole school. (Gives Toby a plate of food) There you go lumberjack.",
"TOBY: See (takes a bite of burger) Eating. Happy? (Takes another bite. Ashley and Mr. Armstrong, who's on the background just look at him) Boy's washroom. Toby is standing in front of the mirror. He goes into a stall. JT comes in and starts fixing his hair. Toby throws up.",
"JT: Toby? Is that you? (Heads over toward the stall)",
"TOBY: (flushing toilet) Sheila's special sauce ain't so special.",
"JT: oh",
"TOBY: Can you leave me alone?",
"JT: Do you want the nurse or something?",
"TOBY: No. Just some privacy... now. (JT walks out of the bathroom and to his locker. Ashley comes up to him)",
"ASHLEY: JT.",
"JT: Oh, hey Ashley. I was wondering when you were going to tune into my love vibe.",
"ASHLEY: Let's skip your little fantasy.",
"JT: Ok, let's talk about yours.",
"ASHLEY: JT, I'm worried about Toby.",
"JT: I know. He's been acting so weird and crabby lately... But, he is in training.",
"ASHLEY: Training for an eating disorder.",
"JT: I'm pretty sure Toby's a guy. I mean, that's girl stuff.",
"ASHLEY: No it isn't. Guys can have it too. So if you notice anything, I wanna know.",
"Mr. Simpson's class. Toby is staring blankly at his computer and blinking. JT notices.",
"MR. SIMPSON: Ok, pop quiz. Click on the pop quiz link. You have 15 minutes and when time's up, the test will automatically end. (Walks to Toby) Are you ok? Do you want to see nurse Henderson?",
"TOBY: No, I'm fine, Mr. Simpson. (Mr Simpson walks away) The bus stop where Terri's ad is. She's sitting down, talking on her cell phone.",
"TERRI: (on phone) Anne Marie please. I need to cancel a shoot... yeah, she can call me back. (Hangs up phone)",
"SPINNER: (walking up) Terri?",
"TERRI: (getting up) More Grrrl can find a new model. (Starts to walk away)",
"SPINNER: Why? Ok, none of my business I just think it's too bad you're giving up.",
"TERRI: (stops walking) Spinner, I dreamt of being a model... for years. But not a plus sized. Not (puffs out cheeks)",
"SPINNER: So, you're not some twig. You think guys really like that?",
"TERRI: Don't you?",
"SPINNER: Sometimes. But lots of time guys like girls like you, with a figure.",
"TERRI: Girls like me. You mean fat?",
"SPINNER: Terr, you're pretty.",
"TERRI: You don't have to lie.",
"SPINNER: I'm not. Terr, you're really pretty. And any guy who tells you different is blind or jealous. So, just tell them to shut up. Boys locker room. Toby is sitting on a bench, rubbing his eyes. JT comes in.",
"JT: Hey (sits down) Toby, you look awful... I caught you yakking.",
"TOBY: That was Sheila's sauce.",
"JT: That was you... Ash and I are worried.",
"TOBY: You've been talking to her? Behind my back? (Gets up)",
"JT: (gets up too) Toby, don't wrestle.",
"TOBY: What?!",
"JT: Don't wrestle.",
"TOBY: there's a gym full of people waiting for me...me. And I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna win. And not 3rd place in some geek contest.",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: (coming in) Isaacs. Weigh in. Let's go. (Toby leaves) Gym. Toby is sitting on a bench with his fellow wrestlers. His vision is blurry.",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Next up for Degrassi, Toby Isaacs. (Crowd cheers and Toby goes to the mat) Shake hands. (They do and begin to wrestle. Toby's opponent knocks him down, but Toby gets back up. He then collapses) Toby? (Ashley and JT run up to him)",
"JT: Toby?",
"ASHLEY: Toby?",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Give him some air. (In the stands, Kendra and Nadia look worried)",
"JT: Buddy, wake up.",
"ASHLEY: Toby?",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Toby? The sidewalk. Terri, Paige, and Hazel are looking at Terri's newest modeling pictures.",
"TERRI: look at the touched shot. (Hands photo to Paige)",
"PAIGE: So nice. (They walk by an ice cream stand where Muhammad is working)",
"MUHAMMAD: Hey, look who it is. It's the more of everything girl. Hey, you know what? I think you should join our sumo team. Seriously. (The girls turn away, but Terri walks up to him)",
"TERRI: Hey, most girls on the planet look like this. So get used to it.",
"PAIGE: No kidding.",
"TERRI: I made 500 bucks today as a plus sized model. Yeah, plus sized. What do you make, ice cream boy? (Walks away)",
"PAIGE: Nice Terri. (She, Terri and Hazel laugh) Kerwin-Isaacs kitchen. Toby is sitting down with an ice pack on his wrist.",
"JT: (comes in) Hey. You ok?",
"TOBY: Ash is on the phone with my dad. He's on his way.",
"JT: You're off the team, right?",
"TOBY: Mr. Armstrong chewed me out. He said I was playing with my life.",
"JT: Listen Tobes. You can cry if you want, but I'm not giving you a hug.",
"TOBY: At least I gave everyone a good laugh.",
"JT: Hardly. Word got out, people freaked. Even Sean asked if you were ok. (Toby shakes his head) The whole school was worried... I had a nice little chat with Kendra. She's like. (in a girly voice) I hope he's ok, I'm so worried. (Both guys smile) So... still think you're invisible Tobes?"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x09 | Mirror in the Bathroom | bunniefuu |
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"After crushing on him for months, Manny finally decides to ask Craig out; the next day, each remembers the evening differently while recapping it for their friends. Ellie writes anonymous love notes to Marco, but he thinks they came from Hazel."
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"Manny is in Ms. Kwan's classroom",
"MS. KWAN: But for many writers, romance isn't so simple. Is is often a confusing experience. (Manny picks up her book. There is a knock at the door.)",
"CRAIG: (Coming in) Excuse me, Ms. Kwan. I'm sorry to interrupt. (Manny lowers her book and looks at him. The lighting becomes purplish, piano music starts playing, and suddenly Craig is in a tuxedo) But I've come to collect my one and only true love. (Starts walking to Manny, who's now in an evening gown. He begins to sing) Won't you be my Cinderella? Could I kiss you, Manuela? (He extends his hand and she accepts it, standing up)",
"MANNY: (singing) You can tease me however. (Craig pulls her close to him) You must love me",
"CRAIG AND MANNY: (Singing) Forever.",
"MANNY: (singing) Forever. Back to reality",
"CRAIG: I need to get that.",
"MANNY: Pardon me?",
"CRAIG: The AV cart behind you. Mr. Simpson sent me to get it and, um, you're on the cord.",
"MANNY: Oh. (Moves her chair)",
"CRAIG: Yeah, you could just move it. (Collects cord) Mr. Simpson's room. Emma looks out the door",
"EMMA: He's coming. (Mr. Simpson walks in)",
"TOBY: Mr. Simpson, something terrible has happened to your computer.",
"MR. SIMPSON: (sits at his computer, with half the class looking over his shoulder) JT, did you e-mail me naked baboon pictures again?",
"EMMA: It's serious. I think your computer has a virus. (On the computer, there's animation of Mr. Simpson and Emma's Mom on a weeding cake with hearts. The wedding march is playing.)",
"MR. SIMPSON: (smiling) You had me going? Who did this?",
"EMMA: (elbows Toby) So you're not upset that I told everyone you and Mom got engaged?",
"MR. SIMPSON: No, it's sweet. Thank-you.",
"MANNY: How does it feel Mr. Simpson? I mean, you find your one true love?",
"MR. SIMPSON: Well, I just hope someday that you all find someone who truly makes you happy. (The bells rings) Ok, we still have stuff to learn today... (Manny's notebook is open. The page has \"Craig\" written all over it.) Emma and Manny are walking in the hallway",
"EMMA: The ring is so nice. It's a diamond solitaire with platinum settings. Mr. Simpson let me help him pick it out.",
"MANNY: he checked with you before he proposed?",
"EMMA: No, because he didn't propose. My mom did.",
"MANNY: Your mom did? (Not sincere) Oh, that's cool.",
"EMMA: Women can propose too.",
"MANNY: I know, but it's not as romantic.",
"EMMA: Because my mom saw what she wanted and went for it? Why not? (Craig and Sean walk by. Manny and Craig smile at each other) I think Craig really likes you.",
"MANNY: Then why doesn't he just ask me out? Ugh, this is torture.",
"EMMA: Manny, this is what we just talked about. You know what you want, so go for it. (Leaves) Ellie is sitting at a table outside reading. Marco comes up to her and notices the book",
"MARCO: My favorite letter's E.",
"ELLIE: (turns page, then reads) E is for Ernest, who choked on a peach. (Marco sits down) You like Edward Gorey?",
"MARCO: I love him. I mean, his stuff is the perfect balance between dark and funny.",
"ELLIE: Kwan thought it was too morbid for my book report.",
"MARCO: So small-minded, huh?",
"ELLIE: Not like you and me.",
"MARCO: catch you later. (Gets up and walks past table with Hazel and Paige)",
"HAZEL: What do you think of Marco?",
"PAIGE: Kinda cute, I guess.",
"HAZEL: I think he's really cute.",
"PAIGE: Which poses the question: cute, smart, nice, and still single?",
"HAZEL: Not for long. Hazel's on the case. I think I need help with my math homework. (She gets up and talks to Marco, which Ellie sees.) Mr. Simpson's class. On a computer screen we see a message- \"S as in Secret I admire. You, from A-afar. XO Bad-Rhymer\" It's Ellie's computer. Ashley sees the message as she sits down",
"ASHLEY: Personal e-mail during class? You're such a rebel Nash.",
"ELLIE: You know me.",
"ASHLEY: No, cuz I had no idea you liked someone. Who? (Ellie doesn't answer) You're embarrassed.",
"ELLIE: No.",
"ASHLEY: And you're shy. Ellie Nash. Wow.",
"ELLIE: I've never liked anyone like this before. It's weird.",
"ASHLEY: It's love.",
"ELLIE: It's none of your business. Shut up. (Ashley smiles. Ellie sends e-mail. Marco receives it, looks perplexed, then looks at Hazel. She smiles and waves. Ellie sees this and is disappointed.)",
"MR. SIMPSON: (coming in) Sorry I'm late. (He's wearing rubber gloves and waders) Flood in the men's washroom. Not a pretty picture. Manny is putting on lip-gloss at her locker. Light goes purplish again. The same piano music starts to play. Craig walks up to her in the tux and hands her a rose",
"CRAIG: For you.",
"MANNY: Oh. (Pause) Do you like me?",
"CRAIG: Like you? Manny, I think I love... Back to reality. Manny sees Craig talking to Ashley, then Ashley leaves. Manny shuts her locker and goes up to Craig",
"MANNY: (sounding determined) Craig, I like you. (Craig looks surprised and Manny's determination is gone.) I can't believe I just said that. (Starts to back away) Well, nice talking to you? (Walks away, embarrassed)",
"CRAIG: Wait, Manny. (Follows her) I... um. I like you too.",
"MANNY: (screams in a girly way) Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm such a ditz.",
"CRAIG: No, no. It was cute.",
"MANNY: So, Craig. Tonight. Wanna catch a movie? At the mall?",
"CRAIG: Movie? Sure. (Pauses) Oh, you mean with you? (Smile is wiped of Manny's face) I dunno. (Pauses) Kidding. I'm kidding.",
"MANNY: (smiles with a nervous laugh) Ok, you so had me there.",
"CRAIG: I couldn't resist.",
"MANNY: So pick me up at Emma's house. Seven? (Walks away) Marco and Ellie are in the library",
"ELLIE: I'll talk about high and low pressure systems colliding.",
"MARCO: (unenthusiastically) Yeah, cool. Uh, Elle. I got this really weird e-mail and it's sort of confusing me.",
"ELLIE: What does it say?",
"MARCO: S and in secret I admire. You from A-afar. XO bad-Rhymer.",
"ELLIE: Wow. Cryptic.",
"MARCO: Yeah, which is cool. But what does it mean?",
"ELLIE: Someone likes you?",
"MARCO: Ok, so why tell me like that?",
"ELLIE: E-mail's anonymous. Afraid of the response, it keeps you a step away.",
"MARCO: You mean, you do that too?",
"ELLIE: Telling someone you like them is hard.",
"MARCO: Yeah, yeah it is. Craig's house. He comes bouncing down the stair to the kitchen wearing a dress shirt and putting on a suit coat. Joey is on the phone and Angela is sitting down, coloring",
"JOEY: Sorry Bianca. It didn't work out. You have to stop calling me now, alright? Good--bye. (Hangs up phone) I should have ended it weeks ago. Let that be a lesson. What are you all dressed up for?",
"CRAIG: A date. My first.",
"JOEY: Hey. Congratulations. (Shakes his hand) So you finally asked that Ashley girl out?",
"CRAIG: No. Manny asked me out.",
"JOEY: Manny? Isn't she a bit young for you?",
"CRAIG: Just 11 months Joey. Just 11 months.",
"JOEY: Alright, age ain't nothing but a number.",
"ANGELA: (Showing Craig a picture she colored of a cow and her stuffed animal cow) Look at Mr. Moo Moo Craig. Mr. Moo Moo Craig.",
"CRAIG: (laughs) very nice.",
"JOEY: So she asked you out. Check out Craig, super stud. Takes after his step dad. Just be back by 10. I'm serious. (Phone rings) Emma's house. Emma is doing Manny's make-up",
"MANNY: So you know what to say if my parents call?",
"EMMA: Manny, we've been through it.",
"MANNY: And what if your mom comes home?",
"EMMA: She's out till 11 with Mr. Simpson. Don't worry.",
"MANNY: (makes nervous noise, then gets up and presents herself) So?",
"EMMA: Craig doesn't have a chance.",
"MANNY: I'm trying not to freak, but this is the first boy who's ever liked me.",
"EMMA: And he won't be the last. Trust me. (Doorbell rings and they both engage in girly screaming)",
"MANNY: he's here. he's here. Go get it. (Emma opens door)",
"CRAIG: hey, uh, I heard screaming.",
"EMMA: That's the tv. (Manny checks her breath. Craig comes in. Emma pushed Manny into his view)",
"CRAIG: Manny, you (pause) you look incredible.",
"MANNY: You too.",
"CRAIG: Oh, I almost forgot. (Hands her a rose) This is for you.",
"EMMA: That is too picture perfect. (Pushes Manny next to Craig and grabs camera) Smile. (Takes picture)",
"CRAIG: You ready for our date?",
"MANNY: I am so ready.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"School hallway: Manny, Emma and Liberty are walking together",
"MANNY: At first I was so nervous. But them I got into it. And by the end, I just knew. Craig was the one.",
"LIBERTY: So you're girlfriend, boyfriend now?",
"EMMA: It's official? You've talked to him?",
"MANNY: No, but I don't have to. I just know. That's what falling in love is all about.",
"Outside: Craig joins Jimmy and Spinner at a table for lunch",
"JIMMY: Check out the quiet man. SPINNER; He hasn't said a word all day.",
"CRAIG: Sorry. I, um... I got a lot on my mind. (Spinner and Jimmy hear the girls laughing and look over at them)",
"SPINNER: Ah, I get ut. Craig is lost in love with little Miss Santos.",
"JIMMY: It must have been a seriously hot date.",
"CRAIG: Hot? No, I'd say the best was to describe our date is (pause) bizarre. Back to the girls",
"MANNY: The only way to describe our date is magical. I thought we'd just go to the mall, see a movie. Nothing special. And then we get there and... Manny and Craig enter the mall to find a carnival",
"MANNY: Oh my gosh. The carnival is on!",
"CRAIG: So you don't wanna see the movie?",
"MANNY: And miss all this? I love the balloons and the clowns. (Leads him to funhouse mirror) Oh, look. (Leads him to cotton candy vender) And the cotton candy, It's so delicious.",
"CRAIG: So delicious. (Realizing that she wants some) One cotton candy please. (Gives it to Manny, who takes a piece off to feed to Craig) No, no. It's for you.",
"MANNY: Don't be silly. (Feeds it to him. Her voice become a voice-over) The most incredible thing happened. My fingers brushed his lips. And I thought I would die. Back to the boys",
"CRAIG: Maybe you can help figure it out. Manny looked so awesome. And I was happy to be with her. But then... Manny and Craig enter the mall again",
"MANNY: (sounding like a little kid the entire scene) The carnival is on!",
"CRAIG: Wait, so we're not gonna see the movie?",
"MANNY: And miss all this? I love the balloons and the clowns. (Drags him to funhouse mirror) Look. (Giggles stupidly, then goes over to cotton candy vender) And the cotton candy. Yummy yum yum.",
"CRAIG: (weirded out) Yeah. Yummy yum yum. (Manny takes off a huge piece of cotton candy) No, no. It's for you.",
"MANNY: Don't be silly. (Shoves it in His mouth)",
"CRAIG: (voice-over) The cotton candy incident. She nearly choked me with it. Back to the boys, who are laughing",
"JIMMY: Look on the bright side, dude. If it was the candy apple, you would have been dead.",
"CRAIG: You think that's funny? You're gonna love this. (He throws his lunch bag into the garbage, which becomes a ball winning the ball toss at the carnival)",
"MANNY: Woo! Go Craig go! Today ball toss, tomorrow the world. You're, like, I dunno, the next famous pitcher guy or something. (Worker hands Manny a stuffed horse as a prize) Oh, this is the best. It's so cute. It's name is Wuzzy Horse. I already have Piggy Pig and Lamby Lamb. (Notices Craig's confused look) You know, the Fluffy Fluff collection?",
"CRAIG: (voice-over) I thought she'd never stop talking.",
"MANNY: It's the best gift. Thanks Craig. (Craig checks his watch) Am I talking too much?",
"CRAIG: What? No, it's just (pause) It's your turn to win me... whatever. Just try not to throw it too hard, ok? (Manny grabs a ball and throws it. It bounces off the wall and hits Craig in the head) Oh. (Grabs head)",
"MANNY: Oh, oh. Craig, I am so sorry.",
"CRAIG: No, it's ok. (He sits down and Manny examines the bump on his head. Craig's voice becomes a voice-over) Then I looked into her eyes and I saw how beautiful she was... (Manny leans in for a kiss) Back to the boys",
"CRAIG: I mean, the thing is, I do like her. Just (pause) she's a bit young.",
"JIMMY: Only by a year, dude.",
"CRAIG: You wanna know the real reason I couldn't kiss her. (Pause) She reminds me of my five year-old half sister.",
"JIMMY: Right.",
"Spinner: Uh, that's messed up.",
"JIMMY: Yeah.",
"SPINNER: Don't say that ever again.",
"CRAIG: Yeah, I know. That's the problem, cuz she's also really sweet. So, what do I do? The girls are at Manny's locker. Manny is looking at the rose Craig gave her",
"EMMA: I can't believe he gave you a rose.",
"MANNY: Craig is a true romantic. (Pause) I just wish the date had ended better.",
"LIBERTY: Why? What happened?",
"MANNY: More like, what didn't happen. At the mall, Craig wins the ball toss",
"MANNY: Today ball toss, tomorrow the world. (Worker hands her the prize) Oh, this is the best. My favorite thing. Cuz you won it. Thanks Craig. (Craig looks at his watch) Am I talking too much?",
"CRAIG: Not at all. It's your turn. Just try not to throw it too hard, ok? (Manny throws ball. It bounces off the wall and hits Craig's head) Oh, dear. That smarts.",
"MANNY: Craig, I'm so sorry.",
"CRAIG: No, it's ok. It's ok.",
"MANNY: I'm really, really sorry. (Craig sits down and Manny examines wound. She leans in for a kiss)",
"CRAIG: Manny, um. I should get you home. (Manny pulls away) Back to the girls",
"EMMA: I bet he wanted to, but he just wanted to get you back to my house on time, which I think is cool.",
"LIBERTY: Absolutely. Craig has my two favorite qualities: passion and punctuality.",
"MANNY: That's why he's my guy. Mr. Simpson's class. Ellie is writing another e-mail: \"M is for Marco. Z is for zen garden. Meet me after school.\" She send it to Marco, who smiles when he receives it",
"Hallway: Manny smells her rose at her locker. Craig comes up to her and she puts the flower away",
"CRAIG: Manny.",
"MANNY: Hey you. Where've you been? Did you miss me? I missed you.",
"CRAIG: Everybody's talking about us.",
"MANNY: Yeah. They say we're Degrassi's hottest new couple.",
"CRAIG: Yeah. (Emma is nearby at her locker, and can hear from Craig's voice that he doesn't bring good news)",
"MANNY: I'm embarrassed too. People talking like this. But I had such an amazing time. The carnival, the gift. It was like the best night of my life. And all because of you.",
"CRAIG: (doesn't know what to say) Great. Well... I'll see you later. (Walks away)",
"MANNY: Great. (To Emma) That was... weird.",
"EMMA: Maybe Craig's not really into this.",
"MANNY: No. no. He's just moody.",
"EMMA: Maybe you should slow down. You know, before you get hurt.",
"MANNY: No, he just needs cheering up. Which I'm great at. (Walks away) Ellie is sitting in zen garden alone. Marco sees her from inside and goes out to her",
"MARCO: (sounding surprised) Hey. What are you doing?",
"ELLIE: (avoiding eye contact) Nothing.",
"MARCO: because I was supposed to meet Hazel and...",
"ELLIE: I know.",
"MARCO: Yeah?",
"ELLIE: I kinda know firsthand, actually...",
"MARCO: Ellie, have you been the one writing me? (Ellie gets up and walks away) Ellie...",
"Outside school: Ellie's phone rings and she picks it up",
"ELLIE: Hello?",
"MARCO: (just on the phone) Ellie.",
"ELLIE: I hope you're calling to tell me about your sudden case of amnesia. (There is a figure in the background, that's slowly coming closer)",
"MARCO: No.",
"ELLIE: I wish I had amnesia. I don't take rejection well.",
"MARCO: Ellie, turn around. (She does and sees Him coming towards her) I didn't reject you.",
"ELLIE: Felt like it.",
"MARCO: Of course it did. You didn't let me finish.",
"ELLIE: But you were...",
"MARCO: I was gonna meet Hazel to tell her that, well, to tell her that she's not my type. I mean, I go for cool, alternative (hangs up phone because he's close enough for her to hear him) girls like Ellie Nash.",
"ELLIE: Oh. I'm such an idiot.",
"MARCO: No. If you were, would I still ask you out? (Takes her phone and hangs it up) For C, as in coffee? Craig walks to his locker to see it being decorated by Manny",
"MANNY: How was photography club?",
"CRAIG: What happened to my locker?",
"MANNY: I thought it'd cheer you up.",
"ASHLEY: (walking up) I hope I'm not interrupting. You said you wanted to sign this? (Hands him clipboard)",
"CRAIG: Yeah, the petition protesting GM foods, right? (Signing then giving it back to Ashley)",
"MANNY: GM?",
"ASHLEY: It stands for \"genetically modified.\"",
"MANNY: Does that make them good?",
"ASHLEY: (to Craig) I'll see you later. (Walks away)",
"MANNY: I don't think you should talk to her anymore.",
"CRAIG: Uh, she's in my class.",
"MANNY: So, what are we doing Friday night? (Craig just slightly shakes his head) You're moody again. Is it your locker? You don't like it?",
"CRAIG: No, Manny. I'm sorry. (Pause) But it's not my locker I don't like. It's you. (Manny is crushed)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x10 | Take My Breath Away | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x11.json | [
"Hazel is the prime suspect when a Muslim girl she taunts is discriminated against on International Day, which forces her to come to terms with her own insecurities. Liberty and J.T. switch sewing projects in home economics to avoid embarrassment."
]
| [
"Inside Degrassi, at Terri's locker",
"Terri: Maybe I should bring haggis for International Day.",
"Hazel: Isn't that made from stomach or liver or something even grosser?",
"Terri: Yeah, but it's my Scottish heritage.",
"Paige: Terri you are under arrest for wearing last year's jeans. Fashion crime!",
"(Paige gives her a fashion ticket.)",
"Hazel: Well I know someone who could use a ticket herself.",
"Paige: Me? A fashion criminal?",
"Hazel: Yeah for starting the school year with a mullet, but you guys want a real fashion crime?",
"(Fareeza walks by wearing a hijab.)",
"Terri: Do you think they're maybe bald under there?",
"Ashley: Do you think maybe you're just a bit ignorant?!",
"Hazel: You're under arrest. Crime: terrorist-chic.",
"Fareeza: Very funny Hazel.",
"(Hazel stands in front of Fareeza until she takes the fashion ticket. Fareeza crumples up the paper and throws it on the ground.)",
"Paige: Woah. Okay Haz, when I'm offended you know you've really gone too far.",
"Hazel: Well dressed like that what do you expect, right?",
"In Media Immersion, Spinner and Jimmy are playing hacky sack",
"Mr. Simpson: (Grabs the hacky sack away from them) Woah. Thank you, it's not even my birthday.",
"Spinner: Yeah. Sir, can I have that...? Later.",
"Mr. Simpson: First up a reminder that tomorrow is Grade 9 International Day. So I expect to be dazzled by each and every one of your displays.",
"Spinner: What if you don't have a culture?",
"Mr. Simpson: Gavin we've been through this. Everyone has a culture so bring food, dress up, do a play.",
"Hazel: And what if we do nothing?",
"Mr. Simpson: Nothing? Thought you would have been into this Hazel, but if not...class participation is 10% of your mark. Okay attendance.",
"(He starts taking attendance.)",
"Paige: Haven't you started yet? Oh well if you haven't, maybe I could help you finish it tonight. As in me coming over to your place, finally.",
"Hazel: Sure. Maybe.",
"Paige: Hun the complete lack of invite chez vous, paranoia inducing. Are we best friends or not?",
"Hazel: What do you think?",
"Mr. Simpson: Michalchuk?",
"(Paige looks up.)",
"Mr. Simpson: I know you're here. Talking to Hazel as always.",
"In sewing class",
"Liberty: I suck.",
"JT: Yeah, you might be right about that.",
"Liberty: That's your hand sewing project? It's perfect.",
"JT: Yeah. I guess it's not bad.",
"Toby: I'd rather stick sewing needles in my eyes than do another project.",
"Liberty: Morton's assigning more today.",
"Toby: Yeah and they're based on how well we did these.",
"Sean: I don't even care. This stuff is for girls.",
"Liberty: And not even true! Just look at JT.",
"JT: Why Liberty. I'm horrible.",
"Sean: Doesn't look like it Gay-T.",
"JT: Uh yeah. No, no that's not mine. This is mine.",
"(He takes Liberty's pillow and shows it to Sean.)",
"Sean: You win man. That's the worst.",
"Mr. Morton: Please have your projects ready. Ms. Santos. It's very nice.",
"JT: Here take it, pretend it's not mine.",
"Mr. Morton: Ms. Van Zandt? Absolutely incredible work. Wonderful.",
"Liberty: Uh thank you sir.",
"Mr. Morton: Mr. Yorke.",
"(JT gives it to him.)",
"Mr. Morton: Perhaps we should send you back to geometry to find out what a square looks like.",
"In the hallway",
"Spinner: Last night I asked my mom what my culture was. She pointed to the globe and said I was from Earth.",
"Paige: It's good to know. I had my doubts.",
"(Spinner pretends to laugh loudly as him and Jimmy walk by.)",
"Paige: Okay I don't know why you are so against International Day.",
"Hazel: Because we're people. Why do we need labels?",
"Paige: I am wearing full Ukrainian down to my chabote and am I complaining? Of course I did make a little update.",
"Hazel: You're an inspiration. Really.",
"Paige: Please! All you have to wear is some cutoff shorts and bring in like roti or jerk-chicken.",
"Hazel: I eat jerk-chicken all the time, but why would I bring it?",
"Paige: Well it's Jamaican, isn't it?",
"Hazel: Jerk-chicken? Totally.",
"Paige: And you're Jamaican aren't you?",
"Hazel: Right. Jamaican mon!",
"Mr. Raditch: (On the PA System) A reminder to grade nine students that tomorrow is International Day.",
"Outside the school",
"Liberty: JT! You have to help me. Do you see the project I just got assigned?",
"JT: Yeah the skirt thingy. Eh piece of cake.",
"Liberty: A whole skirt, on a machine?!",
"JT: You can do it Liberty.",
"Liberty: Oh right. You saw what Morton thought of the pillow I did, aka your project! You got a D. Well I got a D, but you claimed the D.",
"JT: Look Liberty, I don't care okay and you'll be fine.",
"Liberty: Probably sew my finger off.",
"JT: Not my problem.",
"Liberty: Don't make me tell the guys you're the next Martha Stewart!",
"JT: You're kidding. You wouldn't.",
"Liberty: Try me.",
"JT: Fine I'll do it, but if you tell anyone I'll sew your finger off.",
"Liberty: Thanks. Now I was thinking a slit up the side might be cute you know, have a really nice plaid fabric there... At the Crescent Moon Caribbean restaurant",
"Wayne: Welcome sweetness!",
"Hazel: Hey Wayne!",
"Wayne: Here for your usual curried goat?",
"Hazel: No. For school. I want to give my class a taste of the real Jamaica.",
"Wayne: Go for the gold. You love it.",
"Hazel: I do, but I'm not sure they will.",
"Wayne: Ah how's about some jerk-chicken? That's pretty safe.",
"Hazel: Perfect. How much for like 50 people? Just to give them a taste.",
"Wayne: Tell you what, since you're such a good customer I'll give you a break.",
"Hazel: Wow. Thanks.",
"Wayne: What's this for?",
"Hazel: Um I'm doing a project on Jamaica. Thought I'd go for the extra points.",
"Wayne: But you're not from there.",
"Hazel: I know. It's for geography. I've always liked Jamaica. Hope to visit some day.",
"(He hands her a Jamaican poster.)",
"Wayne: Food and decorations. I see an A+ in your future.",
"Inside the school during International Day",
"Spinner: This is the Gavin Mason little slice of pride. Russian sausage, polish sausage, and German sausage.",
"Mr. Simpson: It's certainly a creative look at your heritage. What are the white chunks?",
"Spinner: Oh those are Chinese water chestnuts, in honour of my sister.",
"Mr. Simpson: How long did you cook this for?",
"Spinner: I don't know. Five minutes. Why?",
"(He spits it out and Jimmy laughs.)",
"Mr. Raditch: Ms. Michalchuk, I have to compliment you on your Ukrainian outfit. Don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it.",
"Paige: Well I had to make some modifications just to bring it up to date.",
"Mr. Raditch: Oh it's definitely up to date.",
"Paige: Thank you sir! Pierogi?",
"Mr. Simpson: This is excellent jerk-chicken Hazel.",
"Hazel: It's my mother's recipe.",
"Mr. Simpson: You know I live by the Crescent Moon Caribbean restaurant. She'd give those guys a run for their money.",
"Hazel: Thanks. My mom is from Jamaica so you know, they all kind of learned in the same place.",
"Mr. Simpson: Yeah mon!",
"Hazel: Yeah.",
"(Hazel and Fareeza glare at each other.)",
"Mr. Raditch: Citizens of the world, that's lunch. Be back in 45 minutes. We'll begin the presentations then.",
"Outside the school",
"Fareeza: Hazel Aden. So you're Jamaican?",
"Hazel: What was your first clue?",
"Fareeza: Just Aden, not really a common name...maybe in Somalia.",
"Hazel: Really and what's your last name? Oh right! I don't care.",
"Fareeza: Funny thing is you sort of look Somalian too.",
"Hazel: Really? Well, why don't you mind your own business Fareeza before Jamaica declares war on Iraq.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the sewing room",
"JT: Anybody out there?",
"Liberty: Not a soul!",
"JT: Good. Can you cut me a 6 centimeter strip of that stuff please?",
"(Liberty starts cutting the fabric.)",
"JT: No! No, no, no, no! Stop. Stop. Look, just snip and rip.",
"Liberty: You never stop surprising me JT. You're normally such, how do I put this nicely, a slob!",
"JT: Oh thanks. First you blackmail me into sewing and then you insult me.",
"Liberty: I'm not insulting you. I'm impressed. You must like it.",
"JT: I don't like it Liberty. My mom's a seamstress. I guess I just grew up doing it.",
"Liberty: Like mother, like son.",
"JT: You see it's that kind of comment that makes me want to pretend I'm not good at it.",
"Liberty: Why are guys so weird about this?",
"JT: I don't know. We just are. Look no more questions, okay? I'm trying to concentrate. Seam ripper.",
"In the hallway",
"Jimmy: Spin I can't believe you finished two Sheila specials.",
"Paige: Yeah after devouring the rest of the world before lunch.",
"Spinner: I was just demonstrating my appreciation for Degrassi's culinary culture.",
"(They all stop suddenly.)",
"Spinner: Woah.",
"(Fareeza's display has been destroyed and spray painted.)",
"In Mr. Simpson's class (Fareeza and Mr. Raditch are talking to the police outside the class.=",
"Mr. Simpson: A hate crime has been committed here. By who we don't know, but we're gonna find out. Until then International Day is on hold. All classes are on hold too.",
"Terri: But none of us did it.",
"Mr. Simpson: Are you sure?",
"Terri: Yeah. None of us are like that.",
"Ashley: So Ter you didn't make fun of Fareeza's clothing the other day? And what about you Hazel?",
"Mr. Simpson: Ashley I know you're upset.",
"Ashley: Just because Fareeza's from Iraq doesn't make her a terrorist.",
"Spinner: Ash people are scared. I mean, what do you expect?",
"Jimmy: Spin you can't be serious.",
"Mr. Simpson: You want to explain Jimmy?",
"Jimmy: My neighbor had his bank account frozen three times just because his name is Osama. Is that fair?",
"Terri: Of course not, but what does that have to do with Fareeza's display getting trashed? In Ms. Kwan's class",
"Sean: It's just some kid trying to get attention.",
"Toby: Come on Sean! It's hate.",
"Ms. Kwan: Hate's an interesting word.",
"Toby: It's like Hitler. He hated Jews. Both my great grandparents died in the holocaust. In Mr. Armstrong's class",
"Kendra: My parents, they're white. I'm Chinese. We're still a great family. I'm living proof that race doesn't matter.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Interesting. In the media immersion class",
"Jimmy: No matter what we say in class, it doesn't change anything.",
"Ashley: Nice attitude.",
"Spinner: Okay I don't want to be all racist, but I don't exactly want to get blown out of the sky by some terrorists either.",
"(Mr. Raditch walks in.)",
"Mr. Raditch: I need to see Hazel in my office.",
"Mr. Simpson: Hazel could you come here?",
"Terri: What's going on?",
"Paige: I don't know.",
"In Mr. Raditch's office",
"Hazel: But I spent the entire lunch with Paige and Jimmy.",
"Mr. Raditch: And your threat about Jamaica declaring war on Iraq?",
"Hazel: It was a joke.",
"Mr. Raditch: Really? It wasn't funny.",
"(Hazel glares at Fareeza.)",
"M. Raditch: Don't blame being here on Fareeza. I wanted to know everything that went on and everything pointed toward you.",
"Hazel: Okay I'll admit, Fareeza is not my favourite person, but I would never do that to her display.",
"(His phone rings.)",
"Mr. Raditch: (On the phone) Yes. You do? Tell the police I'll be right there.",
"(He hangs up.)",
"Mr. Raditch: The police have caught the culprits it seems.",
"Fareeza: Who are they?",
"Mr. Raditch: Two boys in grade 10.",
"Hazel: So can I go now?",
"Mr. Raditch: What happened to Fareeza's display was a large example of racism, but smaller things, like words, it's where this stuff starts...like your fashion crime ticket, accusing Fareeza of being a terrorist.",
"Mr. Raditch: I'd like to apologize to you on behalf of the school and invite you to recreate your display in the foyer.",
"Fareeza: Thank you.",
"In the hallway",
"Emma: I still can't believe that could happen at Degrassi.",
"JT: I'm just surprised Fareeza did a display on Iraq at all.",
"Emma: Why?",
"JT: I mean it's not going to be too popular.",
"Toby: So what's she supposed to do? Hide who she really is?",
"Liberty: JT...",
"JT: Look Liberty I know what you're going to say, okay? So don't.",
"Liberty: You heard them. It's wrong to hide. It's a natural talent JT. You should be proud. In sewing class",
"Manny: That skirt is so cute.",
"Emma: You honestly made that Liberty?",
"Liberty: Of course.",
"JT: Did you bring it?",
"Liberty: I feel terrible about this.",
"JT: I know, but it's my choice.",
"Mr. Morton: Okay time to look at your work. Let's start with Mr. Yorke who gave us such an entertaining piece of art last time.",
"(JT gives him Liberty's pillow.)",
"Mr. Morton: It's improved. You'll never be a tailor, but you will pass the course.",
"JT: Thank you sir.",
"Mr. Morton: Now Ms. Van Zandt I'd been waiting all day. Your work please.",
"(Liberty stands up and shows him the skirt.)",
"Mr. Morton: Look at the drapery. Perfectly flat stitching. It's remarkable. Absolutely remarkable. You have a real gift, a true talent, a sewing genius.",
"Liberty: JT sewed this! He's the genius.",
"Mr. Morton: What?",
"JT: What? She's lying.",
"Liberty: He's lying. I'm all thumbs sir. Compare my blood to that on the pillow if need be. Forensics sir.",
"Mr. Morton: JT, Liberty we'll sort this mess out after class, shall we?",
"Sean: JT's a seamstress.",
"Toby: Could you make me a matching blouse, Mr. Fashion Designer?",
"In the hallway, Fareeza is putting her display back together",
"Fareeza: You don't have to help me.",
"Hazel: Don't you think I should?",
"Fareeza: No and I'd prefer if you didn't.",
"Hazel: Fareeza I know how hard it is to be Muslim, especially now.",
"Fareeza: How? You're Jamaican remember?",
"Hazel: My name Aden? You said before it sounded Somalian. My name sounds Somalian because it is. That's what I am.",
"Fareeza: I know.",
"Hazel: At my last school something happened to me. I got, I got cornered by these girls. One of them held me. The other hit me. Called me a terrorist.",
"Fareeza: And you sure learned from them. At JT's locker",
"Toby: Oh Mr. Stitchery.",
"Sean: You want to make me a nice apron?",
"JT: Go ahead laugh it up. Really funny.",
"Emma: Um JT we were wondering if-",
"JT: Yes Emma. Give your best shot. Come on.",
"Manny: We were wondering if you would make us skirts like Liberty's.",
"Emma: We'd be happy to pay you.",
"Toby: You're serious?",
"Emma: Liberty's skirt was really great.",
"Manny: I couldn't believe it. Who knew our own JT had so much talent?",
"JT: Ladies I'll be happy to oblige, but I will have to measure you.",
"Manny: Me first.",
"(JT takes a measuring tape and starts measuring Manny.)",
"JT: How about $35 each or two for $60?",
"In media immersion class",
"Mr. Simpson: Guys. Settle. We're gonna start today a little differently. Hazel has something she wants to show us.",
"Hazel: I lied to you all yesterday. Some of you I've been lying to longer than that. So let me introduce myself. My name is Hazel Aden and I was born in Mogadishu, Somalia. Not Jamaica and yes I'm a Muslin. These are my parents. My mom came here first with me to flee a civil war. My dad who was fighting in the war came later.",
"Terri: Fareeza wears that headscarf thing. How come you don't?",
"Hazel: It's a hijab and I do when I go to mosque, but to take it on full time it's a personal and important decision. Anyway I'm sorry I lied. Unlike you guys I was ashamed of who I am, but not anymore.",
"(They begin clapping for her.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x11 | Don't Believe the Hype | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x12.json | [
"Ellie wants more than just friendship with Marco, but when he can't seem to bring himself to be with her, she realizes why. Meanwhile, Toby wants to spend every second with Kendra, which makes her feel suffocated."
]
| [
"In media immersion",
"Mr. Simpson: Question thirty. RAM, what does it stand for?",
"Liberty: Random access memory.",
"Mr. Simpson: Hmm, I'm sorry?",
"Liberty: You asked a question. The answer is random access memory.",
"Mr. Simpson: Right. Right, I'm sorry guys. I'm uh more than a little distracted today. I can't believe I'm actually getting married...tomorrow. Okay well uh that's it. Any final questions?",
"Liberty: Yes. When are you going to open this?",
"Mr. Simpson: Guys...",
"All the kids: (Chanting) Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech-",
"Mr. Simpson: Okay. Okay uh, where to start? Love. Exciting and new.",
"(He keeps talking about love.)",
"JT: Do we really have to hear this?",
"Manny: JT shut up! I'm trying to listen.",
"JT: And I'm about to throw up.",
"Sean: Somebody's never been in love.",
"Toby: And you have Sean?",
"Manny: Really? With who exactly? Not Emma by any chance?",
"At Emma's house, Emma wakes up, screams and jumps out of bed",
"Emma: Mom! Mom! Mom! There you are. I thought you left without me.",
"Spike: Em, remember breathe. I had to get something for my head.",
"Emma: You don't have a cold?",
"Spike: No. No, just a headache.",
"Emma: Okay. Okay I'm trying not to panic, just being realistic. We have a lot to do today before tomorrow.",
"Spike: Em let me just go upstairs and take this first.",
"Emma: No. Take it in the car. Go! Go!",
"Spike: Okay!",
"(They leave and drive over to Degrassi.)",
"Emma: Okay I'll just run in and out, okay? Then we'll hit the engravers, the caterers and home before Caitlin arrives to perm my hair and don't forget to take your headache stuff. I'll be back before you know it.",
"(Spike is shown taking a pregnancy test out of the bag.)",
"In the hallway",
"Manny: True love does too exist JT.",
"JT: Yeah right.",
"Manny: Just because your quest for an older woman has been like pointless doesn't mean it's not real.",
"(Emma comes running by.)",
"Toby: Is she real?",
"JT: Hey I thought you were off today Emma!",
"Emma: I am! I have to turn this in to Kwan.",
"(She runs over to Ms. Kwan's class.)",
"Emma: Ms. Kwan one essay, one attendance slip.",
"Ms. Kwan: If only all students were as hard working as you Emma.",
"Manny: So Em remember a certain someone you dated last year?",
"Emma: Sean.",
"Manny: Thinks he's still in love with you.",
"Emma: Sean? In love with me? No. Sean and I dated. We weren't in love.",
"Manny: Not what he says. So you have to invite him to the wedding.",
"Emma: No I don't. Sean and I are over no matter what you heard. What did you hear?",
"Manny: Doesn't matter right? It's over.",
"Emma: Right and I'm late, so butt out. You're still coming over tonight though, right?",
"Manny: Yeah I guess.",
"Emma: Okay bye.",
"Manny: Put on your shoes!",
"In the library",
"Manny: Hey Sean.",
"Sean: Manny.",
"Manny: So tomorrow, big wedding.",
"Sean: Yeah give my best to Ms. Nelson.",
"Manny: Actually you can tell her. Emma came by earlier to get some books and she said this was for you.",
"Sean: Emma wants me at the wedding?",
"Manny: Yeah she made me promise I'd like get this to you.",
"Sean: Cool. Thanks.",
"(Manny dangles the invitation in front of him and pretends to take it away a few times before giving it to him.)",
"Sean: Thanks Manny.",
"In the hallway",
"Toby: JT math class is that way.",
"JT: Yeah I know, but we have a very important pit stop to make.",
"Toby: Okay.",
"JT: I've been thinking, there are some upsides to love. Emma got the day off.",
"Toby: Yeah.",
"JT: Simpson cancelled homework .",
"Toby: True.",
"JT: And strippers.",
"Toby: Because when I think of love, I always think of strippers.",
"JT: Marriage equals stag party equals strippers, which equals tonight!",
"Toby: A stripper tonight?!",
"JT: Just keep it cool. Craig Manning!",
"Craig: JP and uh Tony. What's up?",
"JT: Yeah it's actually JT and Toby. Uh, so we heard that your step-dad is hosting a little get together tonight, huh?",
"Craig: Yeah. A stag.",
"JT: Right. We were just hoping that maybe we could uh drop by and maybe wish Mr. Simpson good luck.",
"Toby: And if there's a stripper there we'd love to give her our best.",
"Craig: No strippers guys. Simpson told Joey not to get one.",
"JT: What?",
"Craig: I...",
"JT: It's, it's like a right of passage.",
"Craig: I...",
"Toby: It's Simpson's last night freedom. He can't not have a stripper!",
"Craig: I know. I know. It's lame. It's unforgivably lame.",
"JT: So Craig you want to do something about it? Outside a strip club",
"Craig: Let me do the talking boys and tonight it's show time.",
"Toby: She's the one Craig. She has got to be the one.",
"Craig: Down boy.",
"JT: Yeah Tobes. Gross, but we can get her right?",
"Bouncer: Boy Scouts are down the road.",
"Craig: Uh we're actually here to enquire about Miss Fanny.",
"JT: Fancy!",
"Craig: Fancy. If she's available tonight.",
"JT: Yes for an outside engagement.",
"Bouncer: Fancy don't do no square dancing. Come back when you're legal.",
"Craig: Wait. No!",
"(He closes the door on them.)",
"Craig: This is gonna take some very delicate negotiating, which is why you two are staying here.",
"(Craig walks over to Joey.)",
"Craig: Hey Joey.",
"Joey: Craig did you get everything I need for tonight?",
"Craig: Almost everything. It's like this. I'm at the store faced with a choice.",
"Joey: Excuse me.",
"Craig: Yeah. Now do I get, listen. Do I get plain boring chips, or hot and spicy nachos and what do you think I got?",
"Joey: I don't know. Ice cream.",
"Craig: I got hot and spicy.",
"Joey: Good.",
"Craig: Like say tonight, plain boring stag event or hot and spicy stag party. All it takes is one fancy stripper.",
"Joey: No.",
"Craig: Come on! It's tradition Joey.",
"Joey: Yeah I know it's a tradition Craig.",
"Craig: Yeah so how about it?",
"Joey: No. It goes against Snake's wishes alright? It's sexist, it's-",
"Craig: Yeah, but-",
"Joey: And it's perfect. You know what? I'm gonna embarrass the heck out of him. Fine, but technically this was your idea. I'm not getting in trouble for it. Angie!",
"Angie: I'm going to grandmas!",
"Joey: Yes you are. Come on baby.",
"At Emma's house",
"Emma: Okay so you're sure it'll just be a body perm, right?",
"(Emma shows her the picture on the box.)",
"Emma: Like this?",
"Spike: Em I do this for a living. Yes. Okay twenty minutes. Are you okay if I go up and have a shower?",
"Emma: Yes. Just go and relax.",
"(Spike is shown holding a pregnancy test and she closes the bathroom door.)",
"Delivery woman: Wedding cake.",
"Emma: Okay.",
"Delivery woman: Just sign here please.",
"Emma: Thank you.",
"(She opens the cake and looks at the inscription.)",
"Emma: Happy Bat Mitzvah Rhoda?!",
"(She rushes upstairs to show Spike.)",
"Emma: Mom. Major emergency! This cake isn't yours, unless you changed your name to Rhoda.",
"Spike: Just send it back. No big deal.",
"Emma: No big deal?! This is your wedding cake.",
"Spike: There's way more important stuff going on Em. Way more important.",
"Emma: Yeah, like what?",
"Spike: The test is positive. Em I'm pregnant.",
"(Emma drops the cake and takes the phone away from her ear.)",
"Outside Emma's house",
"Manny: Hey Em. Em what's wrong?",
"Emma: My mom is pregnant.",
"Manny: Wow. How did it happen? I mean I know how it happened, but did they plan it?",
"Emma: No. At least I don't think so.",
"Manny: Well it's kind of exciting...on some level. How about some good news?",
"Emma: Please anything.",
"Manny: Guess who's coming tomorrow?",
"(Emma shrugs.)",
"Manny: Sean Cameron. Your love.",
"(Emma gives her a shocked look.)",
"Manny: You're not smiling.",
"Emma: Manny I told you no Sean!",
"Manny: But I was trying to help!",
"Emma: By playing matchmaker? Go help and un-invite him.",
"Manny: Okay, but what's that smell?",
"(Emma screams.)",
"Emma: My perm! Mom! My hair!",
"Spike: Your hair!",
"(Spike takes the supplies out and blow-dries Emma's hair.)",
"Emma: My hair.",
"Spike: Honey it'll be okay. I promise.",
"Emma: When? When?!",
"Spike: Well after the wedding. I can't put any more chemicals in your hair right now. It'll fall out.",
"(The doorbell rings.)",
"Spike: I'll get that.",
"Emma: I'm gonna be your maid of honor looking like this.",
"Spike: It'll be okay.",
"(Spike opens the door and greets Caitlin and Lucy.)",
"Outside, Caitlin and Lucy are showing Spike their dresses",
"Caitlin: So what do you think? Good enough for your wedding party.",
"Spike: I love them. I just told you guys wear whatever you want.",
"Lucy: We are. It just so happens we both love the same dress.",
"Caitlin: Yeah we wanted to do it. Come on.",
"Spike: Guys, it's just a wedding.",
"Caitlin: Yeah. Your wedding!",
"Lucy: To Snake, to Archie.",
"(Emma walks outside.)",
"Caitlin: How are you? And what happened?",
"Emma: Somebody left my perm solution in too long.",
"Lucy: Spike you didn't! I thought you're supposed to be a professional.",
"Spike: I am, but...",
"Emma: Getting married is huge.",
"Caitlin: Well that's why we're here to help.",
"Lucy: That's right and to take your mind off things we're throwing a little girls night out later.",
"Caitlin: Because if Snake can go out tonight, so can you!",
"Lucy: That's right!",
"Spike: That's great! You guys are so great!",
"(They all start hugging each other.)",
"Outside Sean's house, Sean is working on a motorbike",
"Tracker: Doing some good work man.",
"Sean: Huh?",
"Tracker: Here use this.",
"(He hands Sean a tool.)",
"Tracker: So I thought maybe we'd uh get out of the city tomorrow. Go up to the space side back roads, up near Acton.",
"(Sean shows Tracker the wedding invitation.)",
"Tracker: Nelson, as in Emma Nelson?",
"Sean: Yeah.",
"Tracker: Looks like you got some better plans.",
"Manny: Sean!",
"(Manny trips and falls down.)",
"Tracker: Are you okay?",
"Sean: Manny, you okay?",
"Manny: Fine.",
"Sean: Something wrong?",
"Manny: Yeah, sort of.",
"Tracker: What?",
"(Sean gives him a look telling him to go inside.)",
"Tracker: Oh my god. You gotta be kidding me.",
"(He goes inside so Manny and Sean can talk.)",
"Manny: You remember that invite I gave you?",
"Sean: Yeah. Right here. (He holds it up)",
"Manny: It's sort of a mistake. Sean I'm really sorry. It's just...",
"Sean: Don't worry about it.",
"Manny: Sorry.",
"Sean: No. No. Don't worry. It's no problem.",
"(Manny leaves with the invitation and Tracker comes back outside.)",
"Tracker: Everything alright?",
"Sean: Yeah I'm fine. Fine.",
"Tracker: 'Cause my offer for tomorrow still stands if you want.",
"Sean: Yeah.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"At Emma's house",
"Mr. Simpson: We're back.",
"Caitlin: Hey!",
"Mr. Simpson: Hey! How are you doing? Good to see you.",
"Caitlin: I'm good. Congratulations.",
"Mr. Simpson: Thank you.",
"Joey: Hi.",
"Caitlin: Hey.",
"Joey: How are you?",
"Caitlin: Good.",
"Mr. Simpson: Hi.",
"(Him and Spike kiss.)",
"Joey: You look good.",
"Caitlin: Thanks.",
"Joey: Good to see you again.",
"Caitlin: Likewise. Um what is all this stuff?",
"Mr. Simpson: Uh it's mine. You know my lease is up at the end of the week so I'm moving in bit by bit.",
"Caitlin: Don't you have enough to worry about right now?",
"Joey: Snake, worry? Come on.",
"Mr. Simpson: Ah that's funny Jeremiah. Between the wedding and moving in, I'm like a heart attack in motion.",
"(Joey brings in the snake statue.)",
"Caitlin: Oh no. Does it bite?",
"Mr. Simpson: Wedding gift from my class. It's very um...",
"Emma: Very ugly. I know. Sorry.",
"Caitlin: Um so guys what do you got planned for tonight? Doing the typical guy stuff? Scotch, cigars, strippers...",
"Mr. Simpson: I told Joey no strippers, right?",
"Joey: Nope. No, we're going bowling!",
"Spike: Snake. Come here. Talk to me.",
"Mr. Simpson: Yes master. Sounds serious.",
"Spike: No just wedding stuff.",
"Lucy: Hey guys.",
"Joey: Hey Luce!",
"Lucy: Can you believe this wedding? So when are you guys gonna have a little mini-Spike or a mini-Snake to add to mini-Caitlin over there?",
"Mr. Simpson: We've discussed it. We definitely want kids.",
"Spike: Definitely and who knows, it could happen sooner than you think.",
"Mr. Simpson: Well I sure hope not.",
"Caitlin: Just like a man. Never wants to rush into anything.",
"Mr. Simpson: We've got a lot on our plates right now. You know I've got to settle in, get used to being a husband and a step-dad.",
"Spike: Right.",
"Mr. Simpson: Oh I'm not saying never, just not right now. Hey you wanted to talk wedding?",
"Spike: No I figured it out. Thanks.",
"At the stag party",
"Joey: Hey!",
"Guest: Hey! What's up?!",
"Joey: Listen man, cigars are over there, booze is served until 2am.",
"Guest: Alright. Perfect.",
"Joey: Have a good time.",
"Guest: Thank you.",
"Joey: Alright. Snake! What's going on man? Loosen up! It's your stag.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'm trying. I'm trying.",
"Joey: Here you go. I got something planned for later to cheer you up, okay?",
"Craig: I'll get it.",
"Joey: Alright.",
"(Craig opens the door and sees JT and Toby.)",
"Craig: Guys.",
"Toby: What's the problem?",
"Craig: Well I haven't cleared you with Joey.",
"Joey: Look guys whatever you're selling we're not interested in, okay? What are you selling anyways?",
"JT: Actually we're uh, we're here for the show.",
"Craig: Fancy was sort of their idea.",
"Joey: Oh really? Oh well in that case, no!",
"JT: But come on!",
"Joey: No. Get out of here. Both your ages combined would not make you old enough.",
"JT: But how come Craig gets to stay and watch the show?",
"Joey: Craig gets to go upstairs in his bedroom and watch TV, okay?",
"Craig: But Joey!",
"Joey: No. No! Eh no!",
"JT: Look Craig we're in the same boat as you, so you know-",
"(Craig shakes his head angry and shuts the door.)",
"At a Mexican restaurant, Spike, Caitlin and Lucy are sitting at a table",
"Spike: Make them stop or you'll have four dead Mexicans on your hands.",
"(Caitlin laughs and shoes the musicians away.)",
"Lucy: Okay uh, there's a problem here Spike.",
"Caitlin: Is it Em?",
"(She shakes her head no and Lucy hands Spike an alcoholic drink.)",
"Lucy: Here have this. It'll help.",
"Spike: I can't.",
"Lucy: What do you mean you can't? This is your bachelorette party.",
"Spike: I just can't, okay?",
"Lucy: You know that kind of sounds to me like you're pregnant Spike.",
"(Spike doesn't say anything.)",
"Caitlin: Okay. You're pregnant! It's nothing to be ashamed of.",
"Lucy: Yeah I mean totally. Look at least this time you've got someone who loves you.",
"Caitlin: Yeah someone who's gonna be there for you.",
"Spike: A guy who doesn't want kids. You guys heard him.",
"Caitlin: Yeah-",
"Spike: He made where he stands very clear. He doesn't want a kid right now.",
"Lucy: So what are you gonna do?",
"Spike: I don't know. Cancel tomorrow? I mean I love Snake, but Emma and I have gotten this far on our own. Maybe, maybe this wasn't meant to happen.",
"Caitlin: Spike!",
"Spike: I'm serious Caitlin.",
"Lucy: What are you gonna do about the baby?",
"Spike: That wasn't meant to happen either, so maybe it won't.",
"At Emma's house",
"Emma: So Sean, you're sure he wasn't too upset when you told him?",
"Manny: For the millionth time he wasn't upset.",
"Emma: Good. I hope Snake will take his news just as well.",
"Manny: My parents have like 20 siblings so I say the more the merrier.",
"Emma: Actually I'd love to have a little brother or sister. I'm not picky. I just, I want us to feel like a family and a new baby would so do that.",
"(Spike and Caitlin walk in.)",
"Emma: Hey! How was your last night as a single woman? Did you guys get all wild and crazy?",
"Spike: It was fine.",
"Emma: So can I take this off now?",
"Spike: Sure.",
"Caitlin: Here.",
"(They take the towel off and Emma's hair is still ruined.)",
"Emma: How's it look?",
"Spike: I've ruined everything!",
"(She runs upstairs and Emma starts to follow.)",
"Caitlin: Spike. I wouldn't she's pretty upset.",
"Emma: Still?",
"Caitlin: Why don't you stay down here. We'll try and uh iron it out.",
"Emma: I'll just be one minute.",
"(Emma goes into the washroom.)",
"Emma: Okay I know what you found out is beyond weird, but it's not the end of the world. I'm fine with this and Snake will be too. We just have to convince him that.",
"Spike: Convince him? How?",
"Emma: I don't know. However you convinced me about you two.",
"Spike: If I even have this baby.",
"Emma: What?",
"Spike: We don't want any more kids right now. End of story.",
"Emma: End of story for who? You're not thinking of having an abortion.",
"Spike: I might."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x12 | White Wedding | bunniefuu |
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"Emma and their old friends prepare for Snake and Spike's wedding, but nothing seems to be going right at all. After finding out that Snake doesn't want to have children, she is later surprised to find out she is pregnant and contemplates getting an abortion in order to salvage their relationship. Meanwhile, Emma is having the worst hair day ever and grows more upset when Manny invites Sean to the wedding when she had specifically said he wasn't someone to invite. Also, J.T. and Toby want to see the stripper at Mr. Simpson's bachelor's party."
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"In Emma's bedroom",
"Emma: How could you even think of having an abortion?!",
"Spike: It's a woman's choice.",
"Emma: What about the baby's choice?",
"Spike: I'm not gonna debate this with you. It's my decision Em.",
"Emma: What about Snake?",
"Spike: Of course. He'd be a part of it.",
"Emma: Yeah like he's a part of it right now.",
"Spike: Emma you're way out of line.",
"Emma: What do you expect me to say?",
"Spike: Maybe something supportive.",
"Emma: If you had an abortion the first time, I wouldn't be here.",
"Spike: Well if you were in my shoes and made this mistake a second time-",
"(Emma storms off angry.)",
"Spike: Em. No! I didn't mean it that way.",
"Outside Joey's house, JT and Toby are dressed all in black",
"JT: Okay Fancy probably won't be on for a while, but we'll have to stay awake, okay?",
"Toby: Yeah. Yeah okay. I'll take first shift. You take second.",
"JT: Deal.",
"Toby: What if we get caught?",
"JT: We won't and even if we do, what are we doing wrong?",
"Toby: I don't know. Invasion of privacy?",
"JT: Toby she's a stripper! Privacy isn't in her vocabulary.",
"Toby: Yeah I guess you're right. She is taking off her clothes.",
"JT: And she's getting paid.",
"Toby: I just wish we were inside.",
"JT: I know. We'll still be closer than either of us have come to seeing a real live naked woman.",
"Toby: Except for that time when you walked in on your grandma in the shower.",
"JT: We both agreed that never happened!",
"Toby: Right.",
"JT: Come on.",
"Toby: Go, go, go, go, go!",
"(They sneak over to the house and hook up their camera.)",
"Toby: Time to test out the Fancy cam.",
"(They turn on the camera and see Mr. Raditch.)",
"JT: Raditch!",
"Toby: Raditch!",
"(They both scream.)",
"JT: Turn it off. Turn it off!",
"Toby: Sorry.",
"JT: Why is he there?",
"Inside Joey's house",
"Mr. Simpson: It's getting late. I thought we were heading to the bowling alley?",
"Guest: Oh you were serious about the bowling alley?",
"Mr. Simpson: What? Bowling's fun!",
"Mr. Raditch: Archie my man this is your stag, I want you to get into it!",
"Mr. Simpson: Right Mr. Raditch.",
"Mr. Raditch: And I mean right now and it's Dan tonight. Oh cheese balls! In Emma's bedroom",
"Manny: I'm sure she didn't mean it.",
"Emma: She said 'same mistake twice'.",
"Manny: Yeah, but she didn't have an abortion.",
"Emma: So?",
"Manny: So you were wanted.",
"Emma: Okay fine. Whatever, but this isn't about me. It's about my future half-brother, or sister, and what about Snake?",
"Manny: Emma.",
"Emma: I mean here we are debating abortion and he doesn't even know she's pregnant. What if she doesn't tell him?",
"Manny: Do not even think of interfering!",
"Emma: Don't worry. I'm not that stupid.",
"Manny: Good. So let's get some sleep because-",
"(She plays with a stuffed animal and talks in a funny voice.)",
"Manny: -tomorrow's gonna be a long and wonderful day.",
"Outside Joey's house, Fancy knocks at the door",
"Joey: Hold on. Guys the party's started.",
"Craig: No. No!",
"(Craig and Joey race to the door.)",
"Fancy: Hi.",
"Craig and Joey: Hey.",
"Fancy: You Snake?",
"Craig: Why uh yes I am.",
"Joey: No you're not.",
"Craig: Come on!",
"Joey: Go upstairs. Go upstairs now. Hi.",
"(She walks inside and the guys start clapping.)",
"Joey: Uh that's Snake right over there.",
"Mr. Simpson: Jeremiah.",
"Joey: It's your party man. Have fun!",
"Fancy: So, Snake.",
"(JT and Toby are shown outside asleep and their video feed falls apart.)",
"At Emma's house, Spike and Caitlin are talking downstairs",
"Caitlin: Emma doesn't hate you.",
"Spike: If you could've seen the look in her eyes. What was I thinking?",
"Caitlin: Yeah, but you've just been thrown for a major loop. You got to cut yourself some slack.",
"Spike: I need to talk to Archie.",
"Caitlin: Uh not tonight though, right? Bachelor party. Not in a state to hear this.",
"Spike: He needs to know.",
"Caitlin: And you need to get yourself together, alright? Call him in the morning. It can wait.",
"(They hug.)",
"Caitlin: It's gonna be okay.",
"In Emma's bedroom, Manny is sleeping and Emma is laying awake",
"(Emma gets up and starts walking outside in her pajamas over to Joey's house. She bumps into JT and Toby.)",
"Toby: Ahh!",
"Emma: Ahh!",
"Toby: Ahh!",
"Emma: What are you two doing here?",
"JT: Seeing a stripper...and you?",
"Joey: Surprise, surprise. Come here. Come here both of you. Where are you going? Get in the house. Both of you. Do you know what time it is?",
"(Joey, JT and Toby go inside, while Emma and Mr. Simpson stay outside.)",
"Emma: Mr. Simpson, we need to talk.",
"Joey: Your parents must be worried sick.",
"JT: My parents? What about us? We missed Fancy. How do you think we feel?",
"Joey: Do you think I care? But I'm sure your parents will. I want you both to stay right there. Don't get in any trouble. I'm taking you both home.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma, is everything okay?",
"Emma: I don't even know how to say this.",
"Mr. Simpson: Well try because you're giving me a heart attack.",
"Emma: Mom is pregnant and she's thinking of having an abortion.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'm worried about a stripper and she's pregnant.",
"Emma: Snake please just listen.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma why are you here? Why are you here telling me this?",
"Emma: Because you need to know!",
"Mr. Simpson: Why you? Why not your mom? Why not your mom?!",
"(Emma starts crying and doesn't say anything.)",
"Mr. Simpson: I'm sorry. Really what kind of family is this? You wait here and Joey will drive you home.",
"At Emma's house, Spike is on the phone",
"Spike: This is just great. It's my wedding day and the groom has disappeared. He's not at his apartment or at Joey's. He's not answering his cell.",
"(Mr. Simpson rushes into the house.)",
"Spike: I've been trying to reach you.",
"Mr. Simpson: But not yesterday, not last night. No, right because it was Emma that was looking for me.",
"Spike: What?",
"Mr. Simpson: How does information travel in this family? Oh right! Every which way except from you to me!",
"Spike: Emma!",
"Mr. Simpson: No! Not Emma! This is about you and me! How could you not tell me that you were pregnant?",
"Spike: We need to talk, but we are not doing it here.",
"Mr. Simpson: We are gonna talk about this right now.",
"Spike: Not here!",
"Outside, Joey and Manny are playing with helium balloons",
"Joey: (Singing with helium) Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something.",
"Caitlin: Hey Em!",
"Manny: (With helium) That's a dumb song.",
"Caitlin: It's save the hair time. If we're gonna do this come on inside.",
"Joey: (With helium) I'll give you the shirt off my back.",
"Caitlin: Hey come on. I know things looks bad, but we gotta keep going as if the wedding's happening.",
"Emma: As if it's happening, which means its not.",
"Caitlin: Hey come on. We don't know that.",
"Emma: Just forget it. I've ruined everything.",
"Manny: Emma, stop being a baby. Just get ready for the wedding.",
"Emma: Manny, mind your own business.",
"Manny: Oh that's funny. Didn't I tell you the same thing last night?",
"Emma: I did what I felt was right.",
"Manny: Yesterday you freaked because I talked to Sean. What you did was so much worse.",
"Emma: Well gee Manny thanks for the support. What a best friend you are!",
"Caitlin: Guys.",
"Joey: Hey, hey, hey ladies. Ladies take it easy. Everything's gonna be fine. I know it.",
"(Emma leaves and Manny kicks Joey's car angrily.)",
"Joey: Hey!",
"Caitlin: (With helium) Don't hit the car.",
"Outside, by a pier",
"Spike: I just found out yesterday.",
"Mr. Simpson: Then you should have come to me.",
"Spike: I know.",
"Mr. Simpson: To hear it from Emma and an abortion!",
"Spike: Do you really think I'd send Emma in the middle of the night to break the news to you?!",
"Mr. Simpson: You know sometimes it's like you and Emma are the couple, not you and me.",
"Spike: She's my daughter. You can't expect that I'll just change our relationship.",
"Mr. Simpson: Of course not, but if this is gonna work then some things have to stay private.",
"Spike: I don't like secrets Snake.",
"Mr. Simpson: Neither do I. Trust me. You sure you're not having doubts?",
"Spike: Archie...",
"Mr. Simpson: This all happened pretty fast.",
"Spike: We've known each other since junior high.",
"Mr. Simpson: Yeah as friends. Maybe we're supposed to keep it that way. Outside Sean's house, Tracker is looking through a magazine",
"Tracker: Man these wrestlers today.",
"(He sees a hot girl on one of the pages.)",
"Tracker: Oh Sean you got to check this out man.",
"Sean: She's nice...",
"(Tracker sees Emma and quickly closes the magazine.)",
"Tracker: Hey Emma.",
"Sean: Emma. Great.",
"Emma: Sean I've ruined everything.",
"Sean: What are you talking about?",
"Emma: I interfered and I ruined everything and I don't even think the wedding's gonna happen and everyone is going to hate me.",
"Sean: Emma, you interfering...it's nothing new. Did people ever hate you for it?",
"Emma: Maybe behind my back.",
"Sean: No. Never. So don't worry about it. It'll all work out.",
"Emma: I really, really hope so. Sean! What about what I did to you? It was...",
"(Tracker shows the magazine picture to Sean behind Emma's back and Sean glares at him.)",
"Sean: It sucked, alright? Manny should have never invited me.",
"Emma: I know. I should have. Sean if the wedding does happen, the party starts at 3.",
"Sean: Thanks. Emma! What happened to your hair?",
"(She points her finger at him jokingly as a warning and leaves.)",
"Sean: You're, you're an idiot.",
"Tracker: So um I take it, change of plans today?",
"Outside the wedding",
"Joey: Where is the bride?",
"Caitlin: No bride, no groom.",
"Joey: No bridesmaid either.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Inside the wedding",
"Toby: How bad did your parents bust you?",
"JT: On a scale of 1-10...136. Yeah I'm grounded 'til doomsday.",
"Toby: Me too. If I wasn't an usher Kate wouldn't have let me out of the house.",
"Craig: Hey!",
"JT: Oh look who it is. You here to steal another one of our brilliant ideas, Craig?",
"Craig: No. I'm here to tell you that someone very fancy, just pulled up.",
"JT: Fancy?",
"Craig: Yeah. Fancy.",
"(Fancy walks in and the boys rush over to her.)",
"JT: Madam! You're here for the groom?",
"Fancy: No the bride. Christine does my hair.",
"JT: Oh very good. Right this way.",
"Fancy: Oh thank you.",
"Toby: He gets lost easily. Allow me.",
"Fancy: Oh thank you.",
"JT: No. No me.",
"Toby: No really.",
"JT: Okay.",
"Toby: Okay that's enough JT.",
"Some guy: I got it.",
"Outside the wedding",
"Lucy: Spike's just late as usual.",
"Caitlin: Yeah, nothing to worry about...right?",
"Joey: Oh I just hope I can get my money back for this suit.",
"Caitlin: Ha!",
"Lucy: Joey!",
"Emma: Hey are they here yet?",
"Caitlin: Not yet, but I'm glad you're here.",
"Emma: Sorry about earlier.",
"Joey: Sorry about the hair.",
"Caitlin: Lucy if it's humanly possible could you please try and do something about this hair?",
"Lucy: Sure. Come on Emma. Outside. On the pier",
"Mr. Simpson: I just can't understand how it happened.",
"Spike: You were there.",
"Mr. Simpson: I mean you're on the pill.",
"Spike: Yeah, which is 98% effective.",
"Mr. Simpson: So we're just in the unlucky 2%. Great.",
"Spike: Some couples would think of this as a blessing. It's too bad you're against kids.",
"Mr. Simpson: I never said that.",
"Spike: How about yesterday? You said you have too much on your plate.",
"Mr. Simpson: Yeah I do. I've got a lot going on right now. I'm moving in. I'm gonna be a husband and a step-dad and I got a lot-",
"Spike: A lot of adjusting. I know, but life doesn't wait for you to get adjusted Snake. It just happens! I mean look at Emma. She couldn't have come at a worse time, but was it a mistake to have her? No! I wouldn't trade her for anything.",
"Mr. Simpson: You're right. You're absolutely right. It's hard to believe there's a little one growing in there.",
"Spike: There is. She or he is gonna be beautiful.",
"Mr. Simpson: So which one of us doesn't want to have this baby anyways? At the church",
"Priest: It is a bit late.",
"Emma: They'll be here any second.",
"Priest: Well we have another wedding coming in here in an hour. I'm afraid if they're not here soon we're going to have to reschedule.",
"Joey: No, they'll be here. Not to worry. Emma it'll be fine. They'll make it.",
"(Emma walks outside the church and sees them running.)",
"Emma: Ahh!",
"Spike: Emma!",
"Mr. Simpson: Hey.",
"Emma: Mom! Snake!",
"Spike: We've got a wedding to go to.",
"Mr. Simpson: Come on we're getting married!",
"(They rush inside and everyone cheers.)",
"During the wedding",
"Priest: Do you Christine Nelson take Archibald Rupert Simpson to be your lawfully wedded husband?",
"Spike: I do.",
"Priest: And do you Archibald Rupert Simpson take Christine Nelson as your lawfully wedded wife?",
"Mr. Simpson: I do.",
"Priest: Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.",
"(They kiss and everyone starts cheering.)",
"At the wedding reception",
"Spike: Connie! You made it.",
"Fancy: Of course I made it. I wouldn't miss it for the world.",
"Spike: This is my husband Archie.",
"Fancy: Archie, huh? Funny, don't look like an Archie to me. Congrats.",
"Spike: Honey, is everything okay?",
"Mr. Simpson: Uh, no.",
"Spike: What is it?",
"Mr. Simpson: I um,...uh how do I say this? Joey sort of arranged for a stripper to come to the stag. As a matter of fact it was Fancy...Connie!",
"(Spike starts laughing.)",
"Mr. Simpson: You're not mad.",
"Spike: Fancy can do what she wants with her body. It's her business.",
"Mr. Simpson: What a relief.",
"Spike: Wait a second. I'm cool with how Fancy makes her living.",
"Mr. Simpson: I sense a but coming.",
"Spike: But I'm not cool with my husband being one of those pathetic losers who goes to strippers, especially when I know the stripper. Gross!",
"Mr. Simpson: Point taken. Never again.",
"Spike: Wait a minute. What if people find out?",
"Mr. Simpson: Well they won't. It'll be our little secret.",
"Spike: That's what you think. Girls!",
"Mr. Simpson: No, no, no, no. Don't! Don't! Don't!",
"Spike: It's time to toss the bouquet. Come on. Who will be the lucky girl?",
"(Spike tosses her bouquet and Joey ends up catching it.)",
"Joey: Looks like I'm the lucky girl!",
"Mr. Simpson: Wicked catch.",
"Caitlin: Sorry.",
"Joey: What?",
"Caitlin: That actually has to be caught by a girl.",
"Joey: But I had so many plans. Excuse me, do you mind putting that down for me? Thank you.",
"Caitlin: Do tell.",
"Joey: I will, but uh you have to dance with me first.",
"Caitlin: Well alright!",
"Joey: Alright.",
"Caitlin: Alright then. So demanding.",
"(Joey and Caitlin start dancing, Toby and Fancy start dancing until JT tries to cut in, Craig and Manny are dancing and Emma sees Sean standing by himself.)",
"Emma: Hey.",
"Sean: Hey. Uh it's a slow song and you're not dancing.",
"Emma: No one really caught my interest.",
"Sean: Oh. How 'bout now?",
"Emma: I'd love to.",
"(Emma and Sean start dancing together and kiss.)"
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| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x13 | White Wedding Part 2 | bunniefuu |
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"Emma and their old friends prepare for Snake and Spike's wedding, but nothing seems to be going right at all. After finding out that Snake doesn't want to have children, she is later surprised to find out she is pregnant and contemplates getting an abortion in order to salvage their relationship. Meanwhile, Emma is having the worst hair day ever and grows more upset when Manny invites Sean to the wedding when she had specifically said he wasn't someone to invite. Also, J.T. and Toby want to see the stripper at Mr. Simpson's bachelor's party."
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"Outside the school at the basketball courts",
"Spinner: Shoot! Yeah. It's alright, alright.",
"Sean: What are you looking at fag?",
"Marco: What?",
"Sean: You can't take your eyes off of me.",
"Marco: Yeah. As if buddy.",
"Jimmy: Come on guys. Let's play.",
"Spinner: Hey Jimmy, how 'bout your team is skins now?",
"Marco: So I get it, you just want to see me take my shirt off. Is that it?",
"Sean: No.",
"Spinner: No.",
"Marco: (Shoots a basket) There. Who's the man now?",
"Jimmy: Hey just do that while we're actually playing.",
"Spinner: Alright girls. We having a game or not? In the hallway",
"Ellie: You're sure I look okay?",
"Marco: Since when do you care about what people think anyways?",
"Ellie: I don't really, just certain people.",
"Marco: Well I think you look great. Hipper than hip. Oh hey Jim! Yeah wait up! Uh I'll see you later.",
"Ashley: What no kiss goodbye?",
"Ellie: I wish. He's a great friend but-",
"Ashley: But you want more, right?",
"(Ellie nods and the bell rings.)",
"In Mr. Simpson's class",
"Mr. Simpson: Okay big day for you guys. Dr. Sally is back.",
"Ellie: Who's Dr. Sally?",
"Mr. Simpson: s*x health educator. Very frank. Very informed.",
"Jimmy: Mr. S? I'm all for the s*x talk of course, but didn't we do this last year?",
"Mr. Simpson: You did, but there's always more to learn about healthy sexual relations, sexual identity, being gay positive...",
"Spinner: Sure he doesn't mean HIV positive?",
"Mr. Simpson: Gavin! Derogatory jokes are not acceptable ever. Intolerance comes from ignorance so it's good you're seeing Dr. Sally in health today. Hey uh, she's a valuable resource so make use of her okay? Ask her those burning questions. In Mr. Armstrong's class",
"Dr. Sally: Now if you do decide to have s*x, then it must be condoms, condoms, condoms and that kind of respect is key in heterosexual and same-sex relationships.",
"Spinner: Same s*x.",
"Jimmy: It's two guys.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Gentlemen. Floor's yours. Don't be shy.",
"Jimmy: Oh um most guys, chicks turn them on.",
"Spinner: Oh yeah.",
"Jimmy: Right. Okay so gay guys, how does seeing another guy do it for them?",
"Dr. Sally: The same way as seeing an attractive female does it for straight guys.",
"Paige: Um my older brother's gay and he's known forever. Says he was born that way.",
"Dr. Sally: Well that's one thought. Some people think it's genetic.",
"Ashley: Wouldn't that mean that gay parents have gay children?",
"Dr. Sally: Well if a child is born with the so-called 'gay gene', then yes it's possible.",
"Terri: Some people say it's a sin.",
"Dr. Sally: Which is the greater sin: being yourself or pretending to be somebody you're not? In Media Immersion, Toby is waving to Kendra from outside the classroom",
"Mr. Simpson: Now sometimes referred to simply as the processor or central processor, the CPU is where most calculations take place. In essence it's the brain of your computer, the part your computer uses to think. It processes data and any instructions you give to it, either directly or through a program.",
"(Toby starts blowing kisses to Kendra.)",
"Kendra: What is he doing?",
"Mr. Simpson: Now the speed it works at helps determine how quickly you can do your work on the machine. This rate is referred to as the central processing speed and it is measured in megahertz.",
"Nadia: I think it's kind of cute!",
"Kendra: And kind of obsessed.",
"Mr. Simpson: Kendra tell your boyfriend that class time is my time, not his.",
"Kendra: Sorry Mr. Simpson!",
"Mr. Simpson: In terms of computer power the CPU is the most important element.",
"In Mr. Armstrong's classroom",
"Mr. Armstrong: Thank you Dr. Sally.",
"Dr. Sally: You're welcome.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Everybody don't forget to pick up your sample packs on the way out and to re-cap for more information you can go to Dr. Sally's website. The address is on the board and every Wednesday night there's a gay/lesbian/bi/transgender youth meeting at the community center on Church. Check it out.",
"Ellie: Dr. Sally. Hey.",
"Dr. Sally: Go ahead. I've heard everything.",
"Ellie: It's about a boy. I like him, he likes me...at least as a friend.",
"Dr. Sally: But not-?",
"Ellie: I don't know. I told him I liked him, but nothing's happened.",
"Dr. Sally: Guys get nervous too. Why don't you talk to him. Be brave. Talk to him some more.",
"(Ellie nods and Spinner hands Ellie a care package.)",
"Spinner: Here you go. Hey Marcie don't forget your femme-care.",
"Marco: Shut up.",
"Spinner: What, distracted by Dr. Sally's advice on boy-on-boy love?",
"Marco: Spinner shut up, okay?",
"Spinner: Um it was a joke, dude.",
"Jimmy: Look just tune him out. He's just trying to get you started.",
"Marco: I hate fags okay? What they do makes me sick.",
"Jimmy: Hey Marco...",
"Marco: So just quit it. I mean like yesterday, okay?",
"Outside the school, during lunch",
"Toby: Your eyes are so beautiful. They have flecks of green, gold, topaz.",
"Kendra: Really?",
"Toby: Yeah.",
"JT: Uh hi I'm still here! Trying to eat.",
"Kendra: Sorry. We must be pretty gross.",
"JT: Eh, not so much. *Toby and Kendra hold hands* Oh I'm so lying. See ya guys.",
"Kendra: Toby?",
"Toby: Mm hmm?",
"Kendra: Maybe JT has a point.",
"Toby: JT? A point? That's a new one.",
"Kendra: Seriously. Maybe we should, you know, cool it or something.",
"Toby: What do you mean?",
"Kendra: When you blew kisses at me in Simpson's class I got in trouble.",
"Toby: Yeah me too. Kwan didn't think I needed that much bathroom time. I was thinking about your English troubles.",
"Kendra: You're sweet Toby, but I'm fine.",
"Toby: No I want to help. So I've scheduled some tutoring sessions for the two of us, and some study breaks to be together.",
"Kendra: Wednesday's my hockey practice.",
"Toby: Don't you think your English marks are a little more important than that?",
"Kendra: No. No they're not. So just please stop. In Mr. Simpson's class",
"Mr. Simpson: Now if your group is watching carefully you should be able to note the film maker's tricks. Pay attention to the narrative in voiceover techniques, consider the editing choices. How is music influencing the filmmaker's point of view, okay? All projects are due on Friday. Have a good one guys. Guys I'll be back in a few minutes to close up shop, okay?",
"Marco: Uh yeah no problem Mr. Simpson.",
"(Marco checks out the Dr. Sally website and looks up 'sexual orientation'.)",
"Spinner: Hey Marco!",
"(Marco quickly tries to close down the page before Spinner sees it.)",
"Spinner: Are you walking home with us or not?",
"Marco: Uh no. No that's okay. Uh I'll just see you guys tomorrow.",
"Spinner: Okay...",
"Outside",
"Marco: But I like the sour keys.",
"Ellie: Sure they're good, but there's a whole gummi world to explore. Here. Marco?",
"Marco: Sorry, what?",
"Ellie: It's not so easy for me to ask.",
"Marco: Oh well I'm listening. I am.",
"Ellie: Okay well are we just friends?",
"Marco: Ellie I like you, a lot, and I mean you like me too, right?",
"(Ellie nods.)",
"Marco: So let's go out. On a real date.",
"Ellie: You're serious?",
"Marco: Yeah totally.",
"At the movies",
"(Marco and Ellie are watching a movie, Ellie tries to hold his hand but Marco pretends to sneeze and pulls away.)",
"Outside, on their way to school",
"Ashley: The Media Immersion group is meeting at my house at 7, okay?",
"Terri: Sure. I'll bring the tape.",
"Ashley: Weird having Jimmy over again.",
"Terri: Well he's in our group.",
"Ashley: Hey El! Wait up. Can I meet you inside?",
"(Terri leaves and Ashley walks over to Ellie.)",
"Ashley: El, hold on.",
"Ellie: Please don't make this into some cheesy girl-talk scene. I'm fine.",
"Ashley: Okay. Let me guess, bad date?",
"Ellie: No I had fun. I always have fun with Marco, but that was all.",
"Ashley: Oh. No kiss? Not even goodnight?",
"Ellie: Maybe he doesn't like me that way.",
"Ashley: Or um maybe he doesn't like girls.",
"Ellie: From Spinner I'd expect that, but from you...disappointing.",
"Ashley: I'm just concerned.",
"Ellie: Because?",
"Ashley: What my family went through before my dad came out, not fun.",
"Ellie: And not relevant. Marco's straight.",
"At Kendra's locker, Toby is putting up a bunch of pictures and cutout hearts",
"Manny: Someone's in love.",
"Toby: Yeah, but uh I think she's mad at me.",
"Manny: And you're doing this for her?",
"(Toby nods.)",
"Manny: Big mistake. Trust me Toby it'll make her feel smothered.",
"Toby: Smothered? No it'll show her I care.",
"Kendra: Toby? What are you doing?",
"Toby: For you.",
"Kendra: Thanks.",
"(She opens her locker, tearing through some of the pictures Toby put up and she leaves quickly.)",
"Manny: Told ya.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the boys locker room",
"Spinner: Hey Marcie! Aren't you in the wrong change room?",
"Jimmy: Shut up idiot. You're good for one joke a year and you repeat it over and over and over.",
"Marco: Nah I don't care how many jokes this guy makes because um, I'm the one with the girlfriend.",
"Jimmy: Serious? Who?",
"Marco: Ellie.",
"Jimmy: Um Ellie's your friend who is a girl, but she's not your girlfriend. They're different things.",
"Marco: Well not after last night.",
"Spinner: Okay Del Rossi. Details.",
"Marco: Burgers, movie, long walk home...",
"Jimmy: How far did you get? Third base? Second base? Did you make out?",
"Marco: Yeah the last one. Uh we like kissed for like forever.",
"Spinner: And you're a bad liar. In a classroom",
"Teacher: I want each of you to write a two page essay about your dream career. Don't worry about being practical. This exercise is about hopes, not fears.",
"Toby: My fear is that Kendra hates me. My hope is that I die.",
"JT: Give me a break.",
"Toby: She wants to dump me.",
"Teacher: What'd I say about talking?",
"JT: Sorry sir.",
"Toby: Can I be excused?",
"Teacher: No you can start the exercise. Outside the school",
"Sean: Hey it's Marco's girlfriend or is it his wife? I really can't keep up.",
"Marco: Just a minute guys. Hey Ellie.",
"Ellie: Hey.",
"Marco: I had a really great time last night.",
"Ellie: Yeah me too.",
"Marco: But I sort of forgot something.",
"(He leans in and kisses her.)",
"Jimmy: Woo!",
"Spinner: Marco!",
"Sean: Yeah!",
"Marco: They're waiting. See you later?",
"Ellie: Mm hmm.",
"Spinner: Yo Marco.",
"Jimmy: Things are looking up for you buddy.",
"In the hallway, after Kendra's soccer game",
"Kendra: That play was amazing. I mean it was like the ball was waiting for me to kick it. It was so cool. Hey! Toby? Where are you going?",
"Toby: What do you care?",
"Kendra: Oh come on!",
"Toby: No! You don't like me. I'm smothering you.",
"Kendra: I never said that.",
"Toby: You didn't have to. At Ashley's house, they're watching a video on TV",
"Spinner: What's that?",
"Terri: Go back to sleep Spin.",
"Jimmy: Shot 126 of a road. Save me.",
"Ashley: Pizza's here.",
"Jimmy: I'm saved!",
"Marco: Uh guys, ladies first, huh?",
"Spinner: Oh well then after you Marco.",
"(Ellie gets up.)",
"Spinner: Aw did we offend Ellie?",
"Jimmy: Gee, you think?",
"Ellie: Don't flatter yourselves. I'm going to the bathroom.",
"(Ellie gives Marco a look telling him to follow her.)",
"Marco: Uh I'm just gonna get some water.",
"Ashley: Oh I'll get it.",
"Marco: No it's okay. I can get it.",
"(He gets up and follows Ellie upstairs.)",
"Ashley: I didn't know my kitchen was upstairs.",
"Upstairs at Ashley's house",
"Marco: You wanted to talk?",
"(Ellie leans in and kisses him.)",
"Ellie: Sorry.",
"Marco: No that was great.",
"(Ellie kisses him again.)",
"Ellie: You're shaking. Should we go downstairs?",
"Marco: No. I want to be here.",
"(They begin kissing and Marco pulls away.)",
"Ellie: Could've fooled me.",
"Marco: Ellie I like you and I want to kiss you.",
"Ellie: Then kiss me. Am I doing something wrong?",
"Marco: No Ellie you're perfect.",
"Ellie: But you don't think I'm attractive.",
"Marco: You're beautiful.",
"Ellie: That's not what I mean. Do you think I'm hot?",
"(Marco doesn't say anything.)",
"Ellie: It's a simple question. Do you like girls at all?",
"Marco: Ellie I want to.",
"Ellie: And I want you to so much, but if you can't it's not fair to leave me hanging. Please. Please would you tell me!",
"Marco: Ellie I don't know! Ellie...I'm just, I'm trying. I am, but I'm just so confused.",
"At Toby's locker, Toby is taking down pictures of Kendra",
"JT: I think maybe you're overreacting.",
"Toby: What was I thinking? Me, Toby Isaacs with a girlfriend. As if a girl would ever like me.",
"JT: Hard to believe. I know, but Kendra does.",
"Toby: Kendra doesn't.",
"Kendra: Kendra speaks for herself, thanks.",
"Toby: Just go ahead. Fine. Break up with me.",
"Kendra: Oh is that why I'm here? Toby I like you-",
"Toby: But just as friends.",
"Kendra: That's exactly it. Right there!",
"Toby: What?",
"Kendra: You answering for me, just being there constantly!",
"Toby: You can't stand being around me!",
"Kendra: (She kisses him) I love being around you, just not all the time okay? At Marco's locker",
"Jimmy: Marco Del Studdly.",
"Spinner: Now officially Marco was just getting a glass of water, of course.",
"Jimmy: Of course and how did that glass of water taste? Sweet?",
"Marco: Like sugar man. You guys can be officially jealous of me now.",
"Ellie: Jealous of what?",
"Jimmy: Of you two and you're extended bathroom break Friday night.",
"Ellie: You should be totally jealous.",
"(Ellie kisses Marco.)",
"Jimmy: Sweet.",
"(Jimmy and Spinner leave.)",
"Marco: El...",
"Ellie: You're welcome, but I can't pretend forever. You can't either.",
"Marco: I know.",
"Ellie: I was thinking that gay youth group Mr. Armstrong mentioned...if you ever wanted to go check it out, I could come...",
"Marco: Ellie!",
"Ellie: Sorry.",
"Marco: No thank you. Really. It's just that I'm not ready for that yet, okay?",
"Ellie: When you are, I'm there.",
"(They hug.)"
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| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x14 | Careless Whisper | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x15.json | [
"J.T. earns two weeks' detention with Mrs. Hatzilakos, taking care of her pet guinea pigs. While doing his job he develops a bond with her over the class's guinea pigs which leads to a crush. Meanwhile, Jimmy and Spinner agree to an \"all honesty\" pact but are soon at each other's throats."
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"In science class",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: The physics of attraction and repulsion is what we're going to explore today using static electricity. So I want all of you to pay careful attention to your experiments and please make sure that you take detailed notes.",
"(JT is playing with the mastodon skeletons and talking in a funny voice.)",
"JT: Will you be my friend Toby Isaacs?",
"Toby: Will you shut up and do your work?",
"JT: Hello!",
"(He pops up, scaring Emma and Manny.)",
"Emma: JT!",
"Manny: Ugh! You idiot.",
"JT: I'm a mastodon and I died ten thousand years ago.",
"Emma: You ruined this!",
"JT: Will you be my friend?",
"Emma and Manny: No!",
"JT: You have the cutest little bones. I bet you say that to all the skeletal mastodons. No, just you. I'm going to kissy kissy you all over.",
"(JT starts making the mastodons hump each other and everyone else laughs.)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: JT Yorke!",
"JT: Uh sorry Ms. Hatzilakos. (He speaks as the mastodons again) Uh I'm sorry too. No, don't listen to him. He's lying!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: One week guinea pig duty. Everyday before and after school. Right here with me.",
"The next morning, JT is walking up to the school before it opens",
"JT: Thanks.",
"(He walks into the classroom.)",
"JT: Good morning Ms. Hatzilakos.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Oh good morning JT. Okay let's get started. Right this way. So we mainly feed the guinea pigs dried Timothy grass, supplemented with pellets, fresh vegetables. Of course they always need a fresh supply of water.",
"(JT stands in front of the cupboard.)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Do you mind?",
"JT: Oh sorry.",
"(Ms. Hatzilakos and JT purposely drops his pen on the ground.)",
"JT: Oh is that your pen on the ground?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: No. Must be yours. Okay let me introduce you to the brood. Right here we have Jasper, Bismarck and this cutie is Isabella.",
"JT: She's like a big ball of fluff. A really fat ball of fluff.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Yeah. She is much bigger than usual. Well look at you. You have the magic touch. Did you ever think of becoming a veterinarian?",
"JT: I tried once, but there aren't enough recipes. Plus I love meat.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: I uh said veterinarian, not vegetarian.",
"JT: I know. I was just joking.",
"In Mr. Simpson's classroom",
"Mr. Simpson: The medium is the message. Does anyone know who said that? Marshall McLuhan, the godfather of modern media and communications and did you know McLuhan was Canadian?",
"(Mr. Simpson keeps talking.)",
"Sean: Hey. How was your quality time with Ms. Hot Sauce?",
"JT: Hot and saucy.",
"Sean: Full report now.",
"JT: First I did one of these. Oops.",
"(JT drops his pen on the ground and Mr. Simpson picks it up.)",
"JT: Then she bent down to pick it up.",
"Mr. Simpson: JT is this yours?",
"JT: Yeah.",
"Mr. Simpson: You want to pay attention? Okay.",
"JT: Anyways you guys can't imagine the things I saw.",
"In Mr. Armstrong's class",
"Mr. Armstrong: Not bad Gavin, but what exactly is a sexagram?",
"Spinner: That thingy with 6 points.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Uh no, that's a hexagram.",
"Spinner: Oh. Oops.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Come take a look at this. You really need to take another look at your answer for problem number 10.",
"Spinner: Oh that has to be a trick question.",
"(Spinner is leaning over the table and Mr. Armstrong makes a face when he smells Spinner's B.O.)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Uh no. Just uh simple bath, uh math. Julian can I see your assignment please?",
"(Spinner walks back to his desk and Ashley and Ellie make faces when they smell him.)",
"Ashley: Is that Spinner that smells? Should we tell him?",
"Ellie: Honesty never hurts.",
"(She walks over to Spinner.)",
"Ellie: Rule number one of puberty, shower every day.",
"In the hallway",
"Spinner: Dude! Dude! The truth, do I stink?",
"Jimmy: Um yeah actually. You smelled really bad all week.",
"Spinner: Well why didn't you tell me?",
"Jimmy: I didn't want to hurt your feelings.",
"Spinner: Well better I hear from you than Ellie, dude. The truth from now on.",
"Jimmy: You can't handle the truth!",
"(Jimmy shakes Spinner who gives him a weird look.)",
"Jimmy: Jack Nicholson?",
"Spinner: Um okay, but this, it's serious. It's important. Come on let's make a pact.",
"Jimmy: Sure man. Whatever.",
"Spinner: Jim...",
"(Spinner goes to the water fountain and washes his armpits.)",
"In Mr. Armstrong's class",
"Mr. Armstrong: Okay it takes Fred 45 seconds to fill his 10 litre fish tank. How long will it take him to fill his other tanks? Now five of them are 5 litre tanks and ten of them are 2 litre tanks.",
"JT: Yeah uh I think Fred needs to get a life.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Thank you Mr. Yorke.",
"Toby: JT has a life. He's got a new girlfriend.",
"Emma: Really? You mean Liberty, finally?",
"JT: No.",
"Toby: Ms. Hatzilakos.",
"Emma: That is so typical.",
"Manny: No, so JT. Mature and dumb.",
"JT: Why? What's wrong with a younger guy dating an older woman anyway?",
"Manny: There's a rule. The youngest you can date is half your age, plus 7.",
"Emma: So for Ms. H who's what, 30? That's 15 plus 7.",
"Manny: Which is 22 and you're short by a couple of years.",
"Toby: And more than a couple of feet. In Ms. Kwan's class, Ashley is reading a poem",
"Ashley: Milan just stared into the soul of the eclipse and saw the world for what it was. A shadow of black, empty, despairing nothingness.",
"Spinner: Wow. Happy.",
"(Spinner and Jimmy laugh while pretending to cut their arms.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Thoughts anyone? Jimmy Brooks.",
"Jimmy: Oh. Um well I you know thought it was poetic.",
"Spinner: You made a promise dude.",
"Jimmy: Spin shut up.",
"Ms. Kwan: Gentlemen if you have any comments please share them with the class.",
"Jimmy: I don't.",
"Spinner: Oh he does, Ms. Kwan. Jimmy?",
"Jimmy: Okay. Uh I thought you were trying way too hard to be profound and you just lost the story. Honestly it sounded like a suicide note.",
"Ashley: Well I wouldn't expect a conformist to understand.",
"Ms. Kwan: Ashley this exercise is about constructive criticism. Okay we've got about 15 minutes left. Enough time for two more volunteers. Anyone? Steven are you ready to read?",
"In the hallway",
"JT: Hey what's up?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: JT! I want to show you something.",
"JT: I'll bet she does.",
"(JT and Sean smirk and shake hands.)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Well I thought about what you said, about Isabella's weight problem. Well it's not that. She's pregnant.",
"JT: Wow. A hundred little guinea pigs just waiting to be born.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Well more like 3 or 4. I could feel them inside her. That's how I realized. Here.",
"(She hands Isabella to JT.)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Right there. Can you feel them?",
"JT: Wow. I can't believe Isabella is gonna be a mom. That is so cool. Does she need anything? Like a special diet or something? How about I do some research?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: That'd be great. That'd be a great help. Thanks JT.",
"In the Media Immersion room",
"Emma: What are you doing here, and on your lunch hour?",
"JT: Just trying to do some research for Ms. Hatzilakos.",
"(Emma looks at the screen and sees that JT is spelling guinea pig wrong.)",
"Emma: Your spelling.",
"JT: Uh there is such a thing as privacy you know.",
"Emma: Yeah I know, but-",
"(She spells it properly and a bunch of results show up.)",
"JT: Oh. Thanks.",
"Emma: No problem.",
"In Ms. Hatzilakos' class",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Now when Manny rubs the balloons on her hair they become negatively charged and they become attracted to her positively charged hair. Now the moment Manny steps away the balloons repel because they're both negatively charged.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Ms. Hatzilakos can I see you for a second?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Um sure. Why don't you continue blowing up your balloons and I'll just be a minute.",
"Sean: Looks like your girlfriend has a boyfriend.",
"JT: Mr. Armstrong is married.",
"Sean: So? Ms. Hatzilakos isn't.",
"JT: She's not like that.",
"Sean: It was a joke.",
"Toby: Yeah remember? You used to tell them.",
"(Toby gets a mastodon skeleton and uses a funny voice.)",
"Toby: Hello! I'm a mastodon.",
"JT: Toby shut up! I'm trying to concentrate.",
"Toby: Sorry Liberty.",
"Sean: So teacher's pet, uh when is Ms. H getting you your own cage?",
"JT: I'm not her pet.",
"Sean: Oh really? Let's see here. We got Jasper, Bismarck, Isabella...JT.",
"(JT puts a couple balloons in his shirt and everyone starts laughing at him.)",
"JT: What's the matter Sean? Huh, you jealous? You want to be my other guinea pig boy? Oh and what about you Toby? My, my, my you're a furry little one. Yeah I'm sure you do.",
"(Ms. Hatzilakos walks in and sees JT with the balloons. She gives him a hurt look and he slowly takes the balloons out of his shirt.)",
"Outside the school",
"Jimmy: Ash and I were this close to reconnecting and you had to ruin it with your stupid honesty pact.",
"Spinner: Dude you did her a favour. She should have thanked you.",
"Jimmy: Yeah well tell her that. Spin sometimes people don't want the whole truth.",
"Spinner: Well then they're stupid. If it was me, I'd want the whole truth enchilada.",
"Ashley: Jimmy.",
"Jimmy: Ash. Um look I'm really sorry about yesterday.",
"Ashley: Actually you saved my story.",
"Jimmy: What?",
"Ashley: You were right. I went through it last night and made some changes and it is way better. I like this new Jimmy.",
"Jimmy: I guess you were right man. All honesty, all the time from now on.",
"Spinner: Good. Uh can I be honest with you?",
"Jimmy: Go ahead. We're tight.",
"Spinner: Okay. You and Ash getting back together, stupidest idea I ever heard.",
"Jimmy: What?",
"Spinner: Well you become this weak, pathetic puppet when she's around and she's the evil puppet master. Here, this is you: Ashley I don't want to go. *makes a whipping sound* Okay. Okay I'm going. *makes another whipping sound* Ow that hurts. Ow!",
"Jimmy: Okay, okay. I get it. Thanks for the honesty.",
"Spinner: Dude, my pleasure. In the courtyard",
"JT: Look. I'm sorry okay? I apologize.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Thank you.",
"JT: That's it?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Pardon me?",
"JT: I apologized. What more do you want?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: J.T. do you know why I'm angry?",
"JT: Because of the thing I did.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Yes, but do you know why I'm really angry?",
"JT: No.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Look you're funny okay, but you're also very intelligent and you're just wasting it by always being the class clown. Just wasting it.",
"JT: Well then I'll just stop wasting your time. I'll transfer out of your class.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Well you do whatever it is you need to do.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the media immersion room",
"Terri: What are you doing? School's out.",
"Jimmy: Uh it's an honesty list about Spinner.",
"Terri: Are you crazy?",
"Jimmy: No. It's constructive criticism.",
"Terri: 'You're cheap'. Very constructive.",
"Jimmy: Okay don't make me start a Terri list. Top item, nosy. Doesn't mind own business. Outside Ms. Hatzilakos' classroom, the door is locked",
"JT: Oh great. Hello? Oh no. Ms. H! Ms. Hatzilakos!",
"(JT runs outside to try and find Ms. Hatzilakos.)",
"JT: Ms. H.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: I'm on my way out.",
"JT: Yeah I know, but I need your help.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Well my office is open early tomorrow.",
"JT: No it's Isabella. She got out of her cage.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: What? Oh no!",
"JT: I was just on my way to clean the room and the door was locked.",
"(They rush back inside.)",
"JT: I was just walking by and I saw that she was underneath your desk. The cage!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Wait. There she is. Okay shh. Let's be very quiet.",
"JT: Okay.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Close the door behind you. Alright try not to scare her. Come on Isabella.",
"JT: I'll try and push her towards you.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: That's a good girl. Come on!",
"JT: Oh! Go. You go that way. Go that way!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Okay, okay! There she is.",
"JT: Quiet. Shh.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: I got her. I got her. I got her. I got her!",
"JT: Ah. Ow!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Ow, my elbow.",
"JT: There she is!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Where'd she go?",
"JT: Right there. Right there!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Where? Where'd she go?",
"(Isabella crawls into a small space under a desk.)",
"JT: Looks like she just found a dark, safe spot to have her babies. It's what they like to do. I did some guinea pig research on the computer.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: She's not safe JT. The janitor spread rat poison all around the school because of rodent problems.",
"JT: What?!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Yeah.",
"JT: Isabella, come on!",
"Outside the school",
"Jimmy: Sixteen, dances like a stupid robot. Seventeen, bad taste in movies and eighteen, shoots baskets like a girl.",
"Spinner: Okay dude, are you done?",
"Jimmy: Um one more thing. You say dude like every third word.",
"Spinner: Oh yeah well you have a shiny forehead, dude.",
"Jimmy: What?!",
"Spinner: And can you stop copying me?",
"Jimmy: You're the one that copies me!",
"Spinner: Okay poppy seed bagels. The seeds stick to your teeth and you walk around all day like some poppy-toothed freak.",
"Jimmy: Shrimp chips. They make you stink up the change room. Shrimp and B.O.",
"Spinner: You're a bum and you hang out at my house too much.",
"Jimmy: That's because you pee on the toilet seat and my mom doesn't want you over! What?! In Ms. Hatzilakos' classroom",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Come on Isabella. Come on.",
"JT: Come out.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: This is all my fault. I think I left her cage open when I fed her.",
"JT: No. No, it's not your fault.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Come on!",
"JT: I can't quite reach her.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Well it doesn't look like she's coming out any time soon. Look J.T. I can stay. You can go.",
"JT: No. Look can you call my parents? Tell them I'm staying here until Isabella comes out.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Okay, but this could take a while.",
"JT: It's okay.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Come on. A couple hours later",
"JT: Maybe we have to lure her out. Make it seem more comfortable out here.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: It's hopeless. If I wasn't so tired-",
"JT: I saw on the net that they like soft music and low light. Hey you ever wonder why they call them guinea pigs? I mean they're not from Guinea and they're not pigs.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: They're rodents.",
"JT: Exactly. It's like quick sand. Call it quick sand, but it actually works really, really slowly and a boxing ring is square.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Stand up comic, huh? Alright. I can see it.",
"JT: So should I give up my dreams of vet-hood?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: No. You should do exactly what it is that you want to do. Make sure you graduate from school first.",
"JT: Were you always a science teacher? I mean never a, a model?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: No. Teaching is my life JT and that's why what you did really hurt me.",
"JT: I'm sorry, okay? I really am.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Uh J.T. Your plan worked. Look.",
"JT: Hey! Close the door.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Alright!",
"JT: Yes!",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Good job! In Ms. Kwan's class",
"Spinner: Any more honesty you want to share?",
"Jimmy: Um yeah. Your idea sucked.",
"Spinner: Yeah the truth does hurt.",
"Ms. Kwan: Okay, let's take out your copies of the Chrysalis.",
"(Jimmy and Spinner are laughing at the blue ink all over Ms. Kwan's mouth.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Gentlemen is there something wrong?",
"Jimmy: Um, no. Nothing at all, honestly.",
"Spinner: Yeah we were just uh talking about how stunning you look today Ms. Kwan.",
"Ms. Kwan: Okay let's start with the theme. Most featuristic science fiction involves-",
"In Ms. Hatzilakos' class",
"JT: You know I wasn't really gonna transfer out of your class.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Really? Oh maybe you should have. The tough part of the term starts today. We got a killer pop quiz. Gotcha.",
"Sean: Hey. Heard you had a little quality time last night with Ms. Hot Sauce.",
"Toby: Yeah so uh throw us a bone here. What happened?",
"JT: Last night, well lights were dimmed, soft music played on the radio. We just looked into each other's eyes. I mean we were this close and...",
"Toby: And?!",
"JT: It was beautiful. Isabella crawled into her cage and had her babies 15 minutes later.",
"Sean: That's it?",
"Toby: That's all?",
"JT: Hey guinea pig childbirth is a very exciting process guys!"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x15 | Hot For Teacher | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x17.json | [
"Ashley's relationship with Jimmy seems to be back on track--until he says he preferred her old look to her new Goth one. Meanwhile, after sex ed, J.T. convinces Toby to buy condoms in order to have sex with Kendra, something to which both Kendra and Spinner object."
]
| [
"At Ashley's house. Ashley is playing her piano in the dark, with candles being the only light. Jimmy is watching her, an unhappy look on his face.",
"Ashley: (singing) You're brave, but you can't see it. You're strong, but you can't feel it. You're good, but you don't know it.",
"Jimmy: I love it.",
"Ashley: It shows how glad I am we're back. Rediscovering each other.",
"Jimmy: Yeah. Yeah, me too.",
"Ashley: I mean, last year were just this, this thing. But now we really connect. Let me play you the rest. (singing) I know you. The real you. I know you. The real you. Opening Credits",
"Announcement: Attention students, if you lost a keychain with a pink whistle on it... Ashley is at her locker putting eyeliner on.",
"Jimmy: Looking for someone?",
"Ashley: Yeah, actually. My boyfriend. Tall, cute, might have seen us together last year.",
"Jimmy: Speaking of last year... Grade 8 yearbook.",
"Ashley: Grade 8... Not exactly my best.",
"Jimmy: (shrugs) Some of it was pretty good. So, will you sign it? Ashley hesitates.",
"Jimmy: We're back together now, right?",
"Ashley: Back together. Sounds nice.",
"Jimmy: So sign it.",
"Ashley: (looking through the yearbook) Okay, did my mom pick out my clothes?",
"Jimmy: You look great.",
"Ashley: I look awful!",
"Sully: You got that right! Freak show.",
"Jimmy: Try looking in a mirror!",
"Sully: Careful Jimmy. Although it is nice of you to date the creepy chicks. Leave the hot ones for us! Leaves with his friends.",
"Jimmy: (under his breath) Shut up. Sorry, Ash.",
"Ashley: Happens all the time.",
"Jimmy: If jerks like him knew how beautiful you were on the inside, they'd keep their mouths shut. Bell rings.",
"JT: It's the event of the year! Dr. Sally's s*x talk!",
"Toby: As if I could forget about it with you keep talking about it every two seconds.",
"JT: First you get the knowledge, then you get the power, then you get... (looks at Paige)",
"Paige: What?",
"Toby: Believe me. You don't wanna know. In class",
"Mr. Armstrong: Now in addition to condoms, we have the pill, the diaphragm, and the IUD. Guys, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.",
"JT: (raises hand) Maybe we'd feel a little more comfortable if Dr. Sally was here.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Like I told you at the beginning of class, Dr. Sally is in China.",
"JT: Well, send her a plane ticket or something!",
"Mr. Armstrong: Being sexually responsible means being prepared, but the best form of protection is abstinence.",
"Manny: What's, what's abstinence?",
"Mr. Armstrong: Not having s*x. No s*x, don't get pregnant or contract an STD. (JT accidentally flicks a condom onto Mr. Armstrong's back) However, if you decide not to abstain, make sure you always have a condom on you. (Class laughs) Ms. Kwan's class. The students are watching a video in the auditorium.",
"Announcer on television: Until next time, we hope you enjoyed this classic presentation of Taming of the Shrew.",
"Ms. Kwan: (turns off the television) So, any thoughts on Shakespeare's comic masterpiece? Gavin?",
"Spinner: Um, maybe add a joke or two?",
"Ms. Kwan: You didn't find it funny.",
"Spinner: Funny? Ha, um, no, sorry.",
"Ms. Kwan: No need to apologize. Because I'm offering you all a challenge. I've paired you up, and I want you to work on Act II, Scene I. This play's been around for over 400 years, so it must be doing something right. What I want, guys, is a version that rings true for you. Have fun with it. Ashley shows Jimmy her script. It has Craig Manning written in red marker at the bottom. Jimmy turns his paper: Hazel Aden. In the hallway",
"Craig: Good morrow, Kate, for that's your name I hear.",
"Ashley: Hey, I was thinking about our scene.",
"Craig: And you wanted to shoot yourself?",
"Ashley: I can't believe we have to do this comedy! It's so...",
"Craig: Sexist? Outdated? Unfunny?",
"Ashley: All three. So I was thinking.",
"Craig: What if we show that? And play it for what's really going on. ...Or not?",
"Ashley: No, totally. I'm just so glad we're on the same page.",
"Craig: Yeah, Kwan's gonna regret pairing us. Toby and JT are eating lunch outside.",
"Toby: Was it just me or was health class more than a little confusing?",
"JT: Why? 'Cause Dr. Sally let us down? 'Cause Dr. Sally didn't even-",
"Toby: Would you shut up already?! I mean condoms. They're confusing.",
"JT: They're pretty simple, Tobes. You just open the package, slip 'em on, and",
"Toby: No, I mean, you know, when do we buy them?",
"JT: No time like the present! Know the drill. Practice. I mean, we could meet the girl of our dreams tomorrow.",
"Toby: I already met mine. (Waves at Kendra. She waves back)",
"JT: Look, that is exactly why you want to be prepared.",
"Toby: It's way too early for that.",
"JT: What if passion takes over some day? And you, Toby Isaacs, get a chance to get it? Don't you want to be prepared?",
"Toby: I guess.",
"JT: Yes, you do. So, drugstore. After school. Our studly future calls. In the hallway",
"Jimmy: The concept's hilarious.",
"Hazel: Asses are made to bear, and so are you!",
"Ashley: Hey guys.",
"Hazel: Your boyfriend: Hysterical. Ciao.",
"Ashley: Someone's having fun.",
"Jimmy: Yeah, yeah. Scene should be good. 'Course not as good as if I had worked with my favorite partner.",
"Ashley: (notices an old picture of her in Jimmy's locker) That's a joke, right? Burn it, please.",
"Jimmy: Oh, but you look so cute. So, dinner?",
"Ashley: Jeff's making burgers and Kraft dinner. You know, my parents missed you. I did, too. I'm so glad you're coming. At the drugstore",
"(JT picks up a package of extra large condoms)",
"Toby: JT, you do not need extra large.",
"JT: What does this mean - \"ribbed\"?",
"Toby: For her pleasure? No idea.",
"JT: Hmm... Better find out.",
"Toby: Did you see the pina colada flavor?",
"JT: Yeah. Too bad they don't have bacon.",
"(Toby gives him a weird look)",
"JT: So, what did ya get?",
"(Toby holds up a box of Glow condoms)",
"JT: Ohhh, the force is strong within you. (He picks up a cane and hands one to Toby. The two begin \"laser sword fighting\" making Star Wars noises.) Come on, let's go.",
"Cashier: Okay, so call me later? Okay. Bye.",
"JT: (places the condoms on the counter) We just wanna be ready, you know?",
"Toby: He does. And, and me. And me. Together. But not together.",
"JT: Uh, could we have those in separate bags, please? And, uh, maybe your phone number?",
"At the Kerwin/Isaacs household",
"Ashley: So, did Dr. Sally come today?",
"Toby: Uh, no. Armstrong filled in.",
"Ashley: Did he give out condoms?",
"Toby: What?! No, not that that's any of your business.",
"Ashley: Relax. I just think that kids should have access to condoms. It's an important issue, eh, Jimmy?",
"Jimmy: Sure it is. Uh, I'm starving.",
"Mr. Isaacs: I don't know. Teachers giving out condoms suggests that kids should be having s*x.",
"Mrs. Kerwin: Well, kids are gonna have s*x, Jeff, but at least they should be protected.",
"Ashley: Jimmy, what do you think?",
"Jimmy: I'm not sure. You all have really good points.",
"Ashley: (sighs) And what's your point?",
"Jimmy: I think Jeff's right. Handing out condoms sends a message. Sorry.",
"Ashley: Don't be. You're allowed to have an opinion. I just wish I didn't have to drag it out of you. At school",
"(Toby puts the packages of condoms into his and JT's locker)",
"JT: What are you doing?",
"Toby: You're the genius who talked me into buying them. They're your problem now.",
"Spinner: (practicing his lines) For I am born to tame you, Kate, and bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate confrom... a Kate confar... confrabled...",
"JT: That's right, Spinner. Walk and talk!",
"Spinner: Hahahahaha. (Throw JT into the locker causing all of the condoms to spill onto the floor) Woo hoo hoo. JT the Stud. (Turns to Manny and Emma) Check this out.",
"(Manny laughs)",
"JT: Guys, they're not mine.",
"Manny: Then whose are they?",
"Emma: They must be Toby's. That's gross.",
"Manny. Ew! That is so classic!",
"Spinner: Toby? Kendra? He's planning? With my sister?!",
"JT: No! Spinner, it's just...",
"Spinner: When I find Isaacs, he's finished. In the hallway",
"(Ashley is trying to take a picture of herself)",
"Craig: Need some help with that?",
"Ashley: Sure. It's for Jimmy.",
"Craig: Yeah.",
"Ashley: Thanks.",
"Craig: No problem. Hope he likes it. (leaves)",
"Ashley: (gives the picture to Jimmy) Jimmy, for your locker.",
"Jimmy: Thanks. (He hangs it next to the Grade 8 picture)",
"Ashley: Um, it's supposed to replace that one.",
"Jimmy: The more pictures of you the better. (He leans in to kiss her, but she turns her head) What?",
"Ashley: Nothing. It's just...",
"Jimmy: What?",
"Ashley: Which picture do you like better?",
"Jimmy: I like them both.",
"Ashley: You didn't answer my question.",
"Jimmy: Ash!",
"Ashley: Speak your mind! I mean it! Which one do you like more?",
"Jimmy: The old one, okay? The old one.",
"Ashley's house the next morning She sits at her makeup mirror flipping through the yearbook. At school Ashley walks through the hallways dressed in blue, sans makeup, while every one laughs at her.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In Mr. Armstrong's classroom",
"Raditch on PA: Would Nicole Hamilton please report to the main office immediately. Again, Nicole Hamilton.",
"Ellie: I'll be honest. I don't get it.",
"Ashley: This is who I've been since before we met.",
"Jimmy: Ash, wow.",
"Spinner: You, you actually look alive.",
"Ashley: Thanks, I think.",
"Jimmy: I was just getting used to the whole Goth thing. This is so...",
"Ellie: Tamed?",
"Mr. Armstrong: Everyone take your seats, please. Computer Lab",
"Toby: Spinner's locker page? Why do you want me to die?",
"JT: I'm trying to save your life. Look, if we can figure out his schedule, maybe you can avoid him for the rest of the year.",
"Toby: What about Kendra? She probably thinks I'm slime.",
"JT: You'll explain it to her. She'll understand. Everything will be fine.",
"(On the web page it says: Who's face should I rearrange? Toby Isaacs, Toby Isaacs, TOBY ISAACS!)",
"JT: Or not.",
"(A message pops up on the screen that says You have new DMail)",
"Toby: Don't open it!",
"JT: Too late.",
"(It says: Are you afraid? You should be. Look behind you. The boys turn and Spinner waves at them. Toby and JT run out of the lab into the hallway)",
"Toby: (stops running) Oh, good.",
"Kendra: (throws him into a locker) How old am I?",
"Toby: Uh, twelve.",
"Kendra: And what grade am I in?",
"Toby: Seven.",
"Kendra: And you thought I'd have s*x with you?! Pervert!",
"Outside Paige, Terri, Hazel, and Ashley are sitting at a picnic table.",
"Hazel: I know. I love Existential jeans. They fit so perfect!",
"Paige: I love that commercial where that hot guy says, \"Life is meaningless without jeans.\"",
"Paige, Hazel, & Terri: Existential!",
"Ashley: Haven't seen that one yet.",
"Terri: Don't worry. We'll get you back in the loop.",
"Paige: Speaking of loop, what's with the style rewind anyway?",
"Ashley: You don't like it?",
"Paige: Sure, but the Goth look was sort of working for you. Why the change?",
"Ashley: I have to go. I have to meet Craig.",
"Craig: For I am born to tame you, Kate, and...",
"Ashley: Hey. Sorry I'm late.",
"Craig: And you are...?",
"Ashley: Late. Sorry. Can we start?",
"Craig: Yeah, sure. Good morrow, Kate, for that's your name I hear.",
"Ashley: Wait.",
"Craig: What, not strong enough?",
"Ashley: No, it's just... The way Petruchio wants to change Kate... Isn't it out of love?",
"Craig: That's what he claims. So?",
"Ashley: So we're making him into a villain. What if we're wrong?",
"Craig: Ash, the guy's a sexist pig. And abusive.",
"Ashley: I know. I read the play, but...",
"Craig: But nothing. Even if he wasn't, he'd still be a jerk.",
"Ashley: Why?",
"Craig: Because if he really loved Kate, he wouldn't want to change her. He'd love her for who she is. Back at school, in the hallway",
"Spinner: (grabs Toby and goes to punch him) It's judgement day, Isaacs.",
"Toby: (takes off glasses) Go ahead. But I want you to know that the reason I bought that stuff was cause I really like your sister. I mean, I really like her, but I wasn't thinking about having s*x with her. We've only kissed. Once.",
"Spinner: If you weren't thinking about it why'd you buy all that stuff?",
"Toby: Because if I was gonna have s*x with Kendra - which I'm not - I'd want to take care of her. I mean, having s*x never even occurred to me until JT started talking about being prepared and I...",
"Spinner: JT? So this was JT's idea?",
"Toby: No. No, no, no, no. He just suggested that I buy that stuff, you know. So, you know, just in case... At the entrance to the auditorium",
"Jimmy: Break a leg.",
"Ashley: You, too.",
"Jimmy: You okay?",
"Ashley: Yeah, just a little nervous.",
"Jimmy: You'll be great. And I'll be right there watching. (Kisses Ashley on her head)",
"Hazel: You guys are so cute! In the auditorium",
"(Jimmy and Hazel are performing. Jimmy is in a football uniform and Hazel is wearing her Spirit Squad uniform)",
"Jimmy: Kate, in sooth you scape not so.",
"Hazel: I chafe you, if I tarry. Let me go.",
"Jimmy: Nay, I am born to tame you, Kate, and bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate conformable as any household Kate. I must and will have Katherine to my wife.",
"Hazel: Give me an L-O-V-E, Go Love!",
"(The class applauds)",
"Ms. Kwan: So, thoughts?",
"Paige: It kept my attention.",
"Terri: Me too. Love the costumes.",
"Ms. Kwan: Why football?",
"Jimmy: Well, we thought adding a modern twist would make it funnier.",
"Hazel: Petruchio's a manly man. Making him a football player seemed perfect.",
"Jimmy: And he makes Kate into the perfect wife for him. His own cheerleader.",
"Ms. Kwan: Good job. Okay, Ash and Craig.",
"Craig: You ready?",
"Ashley: Yeah, for real.",
"(Craig is dressed in a suit and wearing glasses; Ashley is wearing a wig and an apron)",
"Craig: (grabs Ashley's wrists) Kate in sooth you scape not so!",
"Ashley: I chafe you, if I tarry. Let me go!",
"Craig: (throws Ashley to the ground) Thou must be married to no man but me. (Holds her by her throat) For I am born to tame you, Kate, and bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate conformable as any household Kate. I must and will have Katherine to my wife.",
"(Ashley cries. Craig stands up and takes off the glasses.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Wow. Intense.",
"Craig: Uh, yeah. We saw it a bit differently. Ash?",
"Ashley: Um, it definitely didn't seem like a comedy to us. It felt darker.",
"Ms. Kwan: Can you tell us why you felt that?",
"Ashley: (looking at Jimmy) It's about breaking a person, their spirit. Taming them and making them into someone they aren't. Making them into a lesser version of themselves.",
"At school, Spinner grabs Toby in the hallway and pulls him into a classroom",
"Spinner: Isaacs. Just the man I was looking for. (Shows Toby that JT is covered in condoms) Like his new look? Okay, and now for your feat.",
"JT: No, Spinner, please, please! I promise I'll never buy condoms again.",
"Spinner: It is not about buying condoms. It's about Kendra. There's enough pressure out there about having s*x. She doesn't need any more from you two.",
"(JT nods)",
"Spinner: Now, ladies and gentlemen - Isaacs, hit the lights - I give you the human glowworm.",
"At Jimmy's locker",
"Ashley: Hey.",
"Jimmy: Hey.",
"Ashley: I signed it like you asked.",
"Jimmy: (begins reading) We cling to one another Storm raging around (Ashley begins to back away) My head slips under the water You don't hear me cry So I let go Drift away Leave your comfort behind Save us",
"Ashley: (tearfully) Love always, Ashley"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x17 | Dressed in Black | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x19.json | [
"With Terri by her side, Ashley attempts to make amends for her actions at her house party. She eventually earns the forgiveness of Paige and Hazel, and apologizes to Jimmy for what happened between them. Jimmy is convinced they are back together, but when Sean comes calling, Ashley makes plans to go on a date with him. The news of the date soon spreads, and Ashley is back where she started, only without Terri. Meanwhile, Toby becomes smitten with the new girl, without realizing she's Spinner's sister. Note: This episode marks the first appearances of Melissa DiMarco and Stacey Farber as Daphne Hatzilakos and Ellie Nash."
]
| [
"At Emma's house",
"Mr. Simpson: Ms. Nelson how do you propose to get genetically modified foods out of the caf?",
"Emma: Well Mr. Raditch we can start by looking at organic food suppliers.",
"Mr. Simpson: Organic food in the cafeteria. What's next? Fresh mountain spring water in the water fountains?",
"Emma: Archie be serious.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'm sorry Em, but how many more times are we going to do this mock debate?",
"Emma: Until I'm ready for the big meeting. Second period tomorrow!",
"Mr. Simpson: You're more than ready for Raditch. You're ready to take on the UN. Oh it's way past your bedtime. Hey uh made your lunch for tomorrow, done your homework, brushed your teeth?",
"Emma: Archie relax.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm not used to being in charge.",
"Emma: You're doing great and remember mom will be home in two days. Wait.",
"(She makes another change to her poster.)",
"Mr. Simpson: Attention Degrassi students! Emma Nelson report to bed immediately or face a year's detention.",
"Emma: But sir, what about my spotless academic record?",
"Outside the school",
"Emma: Hey guys! Wait up.",
"Toby: Uh what's that?",
"Emma: It's for my presentation to Raditch.",
"JT: Uh oh. Emma's on the warpath. Better head for the hills.",
"Manny: You guys should be proud of Em. She's Degrassi's very own Joan of Ark.",
"Toby: Uh Joan of Ark was a lunatic who took orders from a burning bush.",
"Manny: But Joan was also brave and strong and an inspiration to women everywhere. Just like our Emma.",
"Emma: Thanks guys, but I'm no Joan of Ark. I'm just following my conscience. In the hallway, there's a poster for part-time work in the cafeteria",
"Craig: Help needed in the caf. You applying for that?",
"Marco: I don't know Spinner. Working in the caf probably sucks.",
"Spinner: Okay I worked in the caf last year, remember? It definitely sucks.",
"(Jimmy walks over wearing all new name brand clothes.)",
"Marco: Well, see now here's a guy who never has to worry about getting a job.",
"Craig: Woah. Did you win the lottery?",
"Jimmy: No, but dad took me shopping last night. A little belated birthday gift.",
"Marco: Yeah. Did you guys leave anything on the racks?",
"In Mr. Raditch's office",
"Emma: We know it's unrealistic to expect all GM foods out of the caf.",
"Ashley: But a number of companies do sell non-genetically modified foods.",
"Nadia: We can order as much food from them as possible.",
"Mr. Raditch: At double and triple the cost.",
"Emma: Mr. Raditch try one of these.",
"Mr. Raditch: Tomatoes.",
"Nadia: Genetically modified tomatoes, like Sheila uses in the caf.",
"Mr. Raditch: It's perfectly fine.",
"Emma: Yeah and you could hardly even taste the scorpion, can you? They add scorpion DNA to make them resistant to pests. Of course nobody knows what eating scorpion DNA will do to us.",
"Mr. Raditch: You're right. That is disturbing, but it's also speculation. I've done some research on GM foods and I know they haven't proven to be harmful.",
"Ashley: Or harmless.",
"Mr. Raditch: Making crops resistant to drought and disease might be worth the risk. Thanks for all your hard work and for bringing this to my attention, but with the cutbacks we're lucky to even have a cafeteria. I'm sorry. In the media immersion lab",
"Mr. Simpson: Okay let's wrap up with a little free internet research time.",
"(Spinner is on the computer looking up expensive clothes when he sees Jimmy's MP3 player.)",
"Spinner: You got an MP3 player too? Man this must have cost like 500 bucks.",
"Jimmy: Yeah it's just uh, just dad going overboard as usual.",
"Spinner: I mean, it's like the Mercedes Benz of MP3 players.",
"Jimmy: I guess.",
"Spinner: Um why am I more excited about this than you are?",
"Jimmy: It's just an MP3 player.",
"Spinner: Just an MP3 player? Man since Kwan broke my Discman last year, I'm back to cassettes.",
"Jimmy: Sucks to be you.",
"Outside the school",
"Sean: If you don't like the food in the caf, then just don't eat it.",
"Emma: That's not it. I want people to know what they're eating. That like the apples they sell in the caf might have fish DNA in them.",
"Sean: The apples got fish stuff in them? Man that's messed up.",
"Emma: That's what I mean.",
"Sean: I don't know. I don't usually care about this kind of stuff, but it seems like you got something important to say.",
"Emma: I think I do.",
"Sean: Well then don't back down. Don't let Raditch shut you up.",
"(He kisses her on the cheek before leaving.)",
"On the basketball court",
"Marco: Man you got those shoes for your birthday too? I just wish I had your dad Jim. Wait a second, you think your parents would adopt me?",
"Jimmy: Uh no. They already have another son, Spinner. This dude has worn serious grooves in my couch. I'm thinking of putting a sign up. Something like 'Spinner lives here'.",
"Marco: Well if your parents do love Spinner so much, why don't they take him shopping? I've seen you wear that shirt like 600 times now.",
"Spinner: You have not. Anyway I like this shirt.",
"Jimmy: Yeah, yeah. I like, I liked it too, back when you bought it...in grade 7.",
"Spinner: Is that supposed to be a joke?",
"Jimmy: Yeah.",
"Spinner: Really? Wasn't funny!",
"Jimmy: Okay.",
"Spinner: We don't all have rich parents who will just buy us whatever we want. Oh papa! Please spoil me.",
"Jimmy: My parents already do spoil you. Freeloader.",
"(They leave and when Spinner gets his bag he sees Jimmy's MP3 player and puts it in his pocket.)",
"Outside the school, Emma is passing out flyers",
"Emma: If you care about the food you eat, don't eat at the cafeteria. If you care about the food you eat, don't eat at the cafeteria. If you care about the food you eat, don't eat at the cafeteria. If you care about the food you eat, don't eat at the cafeteria. If you care about the food you eat, don't eat at the cafeteria.",
"Ellie: Sheila's trying to poison us? Come on.",
"Emma: I wouldn't expect you to be on the GM food side Ellie.",
"Ellie: I didn't say that I was, but if it means kids can afford lunch-",
"Emma: Yeah and cancer twenty years from now.",
"Ellie: If I was starving to death in the third world, I'd rather die of cancer in the future than not have a future at all.",
"Mr. Raditch: May I have that Ms. Nash?",
"Emma: Um I'm just trying to inform people.",
"Mr. Raditch: School grounds are my jurisdiction. I make the rules and spreading propaganda is unacceptable. In Ms. Kwan's class",
"Ms. Kwan: Hi Jane come on in. Brandon. Toby.",
"Manny: So he just took them away?",
"Emma: After he went blah, blah, blah, jurisdiction, propaganda, blah, blah, blah.",
"Manny: So what are you going to do now?",
"Emma: I don't know. I guess I'll just give up. He wins. At least it got some kids thinking about it, right?",
"Manny: Yeah.",
"Ms. Kwan: Class settle down. Time for the morning announcements.",
"Liberty: (On the TV) First up a very special announcement live from the cafeteria. Take it away Sheila.",
"Sheila: (On the TV) Good morning one and all and welcome to the Degrassi cafeteria. Purveyors of fine food since 1999. Some people have been questioning the quality of my food of late.",
"JT: (On the TV) Really Sheila? But why?",
"Sheila: (On the TV) I just don't know, for I use only the finest of ingredients and look what I have to offer. We have hot lunch special everyday for just $3.99.",
"JT: (On the TV) And Sheila's sauce is always free.",
"Sheila: (On the TV) For in my cafeteria, kids come first. Don't you deserve the best?",
"Emma: Raditch accused me of spreading propaganda? What was that?! You know what I just said about giving up? I lied. In the cafeteria",
"Toby: JT can I have your autograph?",
"JT: Toby your jealousy bores me.",
"Emma: JT what were you thinking and Toby what are you doing?",
"Toby: That a trick question?",
"Emma: You're actually buying this toxic junk?",
"Sheila: Hey watch it! That's slander.",
"Emma: Well so was your commercial. Look at these fries. The potatoes were probably created in some laboratory.",
"Toby: Give me back my lunch!",
"(Emma and Toby are both grabbing the fries when they go flying and hit Jimmy.)",
"Jimmy: Better get running!",
"(Jimmy throws his lunch and it hits Paige.)",
"Paige: Okay. Someone is not making it out of here alive!",
"JT: No, no, no!",
"(She throws the food, misses JT and hits Craig, who throws food back at her.)",
"Someone: Food fight!",
"(A huge food fight breaks out.)",
"In Mr. Raditch's office",
"Mr. Raditch: You're suspended for the rest of the day.",
"Emma: But I didn't throw anything!",
"Mr. Raditch: You started it by all accounts. First the flyers and then all this-",
"Emma: So that's what this is about? You're punishing me for protesting? If you're calling my mom she's away at a stylist convention.",
"Mr. Raditch: Then I'll release you to your step-father.",
"Emma: Fine. Archie...Mr. Simpson will support me 100%. In Ms. Kwan's class",
"Ms. Kwan: Okay guys your essays on Oliver Twist are due on Monday. No excuses.",
"Jimmy: You uh heard the new Kid Elrick? Hold on. I got it on my player.",
"(He starts looking for his MP3 player.)",
"Jimmy: Wait a minute. My MP3 player.",
"Marco: What do you mean?",
"Jimmy: It's gone. I've lost it. I'm such an idiot.",
"(He throws his backpack against the wall.)",
"Spinner: Woah Be careful with your new bag Jimmy. You don't want to make papa angry.",
"Jimmy: I don't want to hear it.",
"Spinner: Hear what? That you should take better care of your stuff?",
"Marco: Okay Spinner!",
"Spinner: Well what does Jimmy care? His rich dad will just buy him a new one.",
"Jimmy: Man you're so jealous.",
"Spinner: I'm not. Besides I can buy my own stuff. I'm gonna order a Triple 5 Soul hoodie today.",
"Jimmy: Triple 5 Soul and since when do you have money to pay for that?",
"Spinner: Since...none of your business!",
"In media immersion",
"Mr. Simpson: Now when adjusting the screen colour this should be a smooth rainbow, with no banding or dots. Now just as important as the colour, are the gamma and the contrast.",
"(Emma walks into the classroom.)",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma, but why aren't you at home? Mr. Raditch suspended you.",
"Emma: Yes he did and I think it's wrong.",
"Mr. Simpson: What are you doing?",
"Emma: I'm waiting for you to continue your lesson.",
"Mr. Simpson: You're gonna have to wait until tomorrow. You're suspended.",
"Emma: Why, for speaking my mind? It's called freedom of speech and I have a right to an education.",
"Mr. Simpson: It's called a food fight.",
"Emma: I didn't start it...intentionally.",
"Mr. Simpson: Let's have a talk in private.",
"JT: Good girl gone so bad!",
"Mr. Simpson: What is this really about, hmm? Are you testing me?",
"Emma: It's not you. It's Radtich and since you're my new dad, I though you'd support me.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma you're suspended. You have to go home now.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the boys washroom",
"Spinner: Sully my friend! Remember uh last week, we were talking MP3 players?",
"Sully: Yeah.",
"Spinner: Well you said you would do anything to get your hands on a model like this.",
"Sully: Wow. How'd you get that?",
"Spinner: My dad, birthday present. Anyway you want to buy it? $120.",
"Sully: At that price? Deal. This isn't stolen, is it?",
"Spinner: Um do you want it or not?",
"Sully: Alright yeah. Meet me in the foyer after school. In gym class, Mr. Armstrong is bringing the class outside",
"Mr. Armstrong: Toby!",
"Toby: Here.",
"Mr. Armstrong: I didn't think I'd ever see this. Emma Nelson, suspended?",
"JT: Yup. She went bananas. Cuckoo like Joan of Ark.",
"Manny: JT shut up. How about a little support?",
"(They see Emma across the street protesting with a poster.)",
"Liberty: She really has gone insane.",
"Ellie: So you don't mind answering a few questions for the Grapevine?",
"Emma: Not at all.",
"Ellie: Principal Raditch suspended you?",
"Emma: He blamed me for the food fight, for my protest over GM foods.",
"Ellie: We know your position. You're against GM foods.",
"Emma: This isn't about that anymore.",
"Ellie: Then what is it about?",
"Emma: It's about freedom of speech. It's about my right to protest.",
"Mr. Raditch: This interview is over Ellie. You about done here Ms. Nelson?",
"Emma: I'm not on school property and I'm not leaving until my voice is heard.",
"Mr. Raditch: Oh your voice will be heard.",
"Emma: That sounds like a threat...sir.",
"Mr. Raditch: It's a suggestion. You either apologize for all this on tomorrow morning's video announcements or you get a one week suspension.",
"In the foyer, after school",
"Jimmy: Look I'm sorry, okay?",
"Spinner: For what?",
"Jimmy: For making fun of your shirt or whatever. It was just a joke.",
"Spinner: Uh okay fine. Apology accepted.",
"(Jimmy just stands there.)",
"Spinner: What? Why are you still here?",
"Jimmy: Come on. Isn't this the part where we walk home together, best friends again?",
"Sully: Hey Spinner.",
"Spinner: Um why don't we uh just walk to school tomorrow, okay? I'll be happier then, okay?",
"Sully: I got your money. Gimme the goods.",
"Spinner: Uh Sully here, he just owes me some money.",
"Sully: Uh loser owes me an MP3 player. Top of the line, the best, 120 bucks.",
"Jimmy: Wow. Sounds like a steal.",
"(Jimmy walks away and kicks the garbage can over.)",
"Sully: So are you selling it or what?",
"At Emma's house",
"Mr. Simpson: Hey.",
"Emma: May as well get it over with.",
"Mr. Simpson: Get what over with?",
"Emma: The yelling. The speech. The 'you're in serious trouble' talk.",
"Mr. Simpson: I think you probably heard enough speeches today.",
"Emma: Did you hear Mr. Raditch? I either apologize on tomorrow's announcements or I get suspended.",
"Mr. Simpson: Ah.",
"Emma: I can't. I can't apologize for doing something I believe in.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma there are hills to die on. Are you sure this is one of them?",
"Emma: You and mom have a baby on the way. My little brother or sister. Aren't you worried? Do you really want them eating this weird Frankenstein food?",
"Mr. Simpson: We don't even know if it's harmful.",
"Emma: We don't know if it's safe and I'm scared to take that chance.",
"Mr. Simpson: As a part of your family I totally support you, but as your teacher-",
"Emma: You're stuck.",
"Mr. Simpson: Yeah I'm stuck. So I think you're gonna have to make this decision on your own. In the cafeteria",
"Jimmy: Uh let me get one of Sheila's breakfast burritos and a side of home fries.",
"(Spinner puts Jimmy's MP3 player on the tray.)",
"Spinner: Your food will be coming up in a moment sir.",
"Jimmy: Spin.",
"Spinner: It's Gavin when I'm in the hairnet. Look I'm really sorry, okay? You get like whatever you want and I can't even afford anything.",
"Jimmy: So you steal it?",
"Spinner: No! I mean yeah I was going to, but I couldn't. You're my best friend.",
"Jimmy: Was.",
"(He takes the MP3 player and walks away.)",
"In a classroom, before the morning announcements",
"Mr. Raditch: Very good Emma. I'm glad we straightened this out.",
"Emma: Thank you sir.",
"Liberty: We begin our morning announcements with a word from Emma Nelson.",
"Emma: Fellow students, staff and faculty. I've been asked here this morning to apologize to you and to Mr. Raditch, but I can't. I can't apologize for wanting to be heard. I'm sorry the food fight happened and for making a mess in Sheila's cafeteria, but other than that I feel I did nothing wrong yesterday. You can agree or disagree with me about GM foods. That's not the point. The point is I have a right to express my opinion and you have a right to be informed. If fighting for that will get me a week suspension then I can live with that.",
"(She walks over to Mr. Raditch.)",
"Emma: Guess I'm going home now huh?",
"Mr. Raditch: Yes you are."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x19 | Fight for your Right | bunniefuu |
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"Emma doesn't want people to know that Mr. Simpson is dating her mother as she hopes to win first place at the Science Fair. Emma ultimately wins, but the joy is short-lived when Manny accidentally emails the entire class about the relationship, and a jealous Liberty tries to convince Emma to forfeit the trophy due to a \"judging bias\" on Mr. Simpson's part. Meanwhile, Spinner is having trouble controlling his erections and starts eating fruit after he begins getting more attention from the girls. Upset that he was able to get Ellie's phone number, Jimmy takes advantage of Spinner's problem in a humiliating way."
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"In Miss Sauve's office Paige is sitting and reading from a notebook.",
"PAIGE: What you did changed my life. I still can't sleep without the light on. Sometimes I look under the bed, worried you might be there. I made a mistake going upstairs with you, but, Dean, you made more than a mistake. You made a choice.",
"MISS SAUVE: An important distinction.",
"PAIGE: Well, yeah. This whole thing belongs on Mr. Evil's conscience.",
"MISS SAUVE: And your conscience?",
"PAIGE: I said no, so how could I feel responsible?",
"MISS SAUVE: (smiling) You've stopped blaming yourself.",
"PAIGE: Yeah, I have.",
"MISS SAUVE: Excellent progress. And we'll keep working on it. Same time next week?",
"PAIGE: Um, Miss Sauve. Therapy is great, but... (Getting up)",
"MISS SAUVE: I strongly recommend we continue. I'll pencil you in anyway.",
"PAIGE: Pencil away, but it is a waste of an appointment. Opening Credits Hallway Raditch is talking on the PA system. Paige walks up to JT, who is pretending to be a mime in an imaginary box",
"JT: Paige, help! I'm stuck in a box.",
"PAIGE: Does it say, \"Caution: Freak inside?\"",
"JT: What? Can't hear you. Box.",
"(Paige opens imaginary door and JT steps out of box)",
"JT: Thanks. (They start walking) A little mime magic for my mascot routine. You like?",
"PAIGE: I always like your stuff. Just make sure you bring that magic to tomorrow's basketball tournament.",
"JT: Wait a minute. Did you just talk to me without saying \"midget,\" \"twerp,\" or \"dweeb?\"",
"PAIGE: I think I did. Lucky you. (JT leaves and Paige walks by Spinner and Marco) Hey boys.",
"MARCO: Oh, hey Paige.",
"PAIGE: Spin, I love the roots. (Touches his arm) Tre cool.",
"In Mr. Simpson's room Marco and Ellie are showing him papers.",
"MARCO: I know it's a competitive market, but unisex cologne doubles our buyers.",
"ELLIE: (holding up cologne) Share you scent. Sing a duet.",
"MR. SIMPSON: I'm impressed. You guys thought through your mock product and campaign and finished first. So, time to move on to part two of the project and film your ad.",
"ELLIE: It'll be great. Total cheese musical.",
"MARCO: Fun and fabulous.",
"MR. SIMPSON: Sounds great. Camera's all yours.",
"ELLIE: (heading back to her computer) You sure you don't want to direct?",
"MARCO: Positive. Listen, I trust you.",
"CRAIG: (on his computer, turing around in his chair) Your love brings tears to my eyes.",
"MARCO: Just wish everyone could be so lucky. (Kisses Ellie's hand. Craig turns back to his computer as Marco and Ellie sit down at their's.)",
"ELLIE: Nice on boyfriend.",
"MARCO: Thank-you, girlfriend. Spirit Squad practice in the gym",
"SPIRIT SQUAD: Blue and gold shoot for two.",
"PAIGE: That was great guys. Take a break.",
"HAZEL: Paige, that choreography kills.",
"PAIGE: I try. The crowd tomorrow won't know what hit them.",
"HAZEL: (noticing Spinner entering gym) Spinner, finally decide to join spirit squad?",
"SPINNER: Ha-ha, dream on. Got the final team's name in for tomorrow's tourney. (Puts sign with \"Bardell\" on tournament board.) Bardell. You're boyfriend's back. (Leaves)",
"PAIGE: Hazel, he's coming to me school. Miss Sauve's office",
"MISS SAUVE: Paige, back so soon.",
"PAIGE: (sitting down) Yeah, um. I wanted to ask about pressing charges against Dean.",
"MISS SAUVE: Ok, we'll have to set up a meeting with your mom.",
"PAIGE: No, I know. But, what actually happens?",
"MISS SAUVE: Well, the police will get involved. You'll probably be asked to testify.",
"PAIGE: And then we send him to jail?",
"MISS SAUVE: If there's enough evidence, yes.",
"PAIGE: Well, I had all those doctors exams.",
"MISS SAUVE: And they reassured us that you were injury free and that you hadn't developed any STDs.",
"PAIGE: (realizing)They're not evidence.",
"MISS SAUVE: Unfortunately, Paige, the longer you wait to report, the less physical evidence there is.",
"PAIGE: So, what? I could go to court, tell the truth, and I could still loose?",
"MISS SAUVE: Possibly.",
"PAIGE: But that is so unfair.",
"MISS SAUVE: Don't get discouraged. If this is what you want, then we'll make the best case we can.",
"PAIGE: Forget it. I just thought I'd ask. Outside Ellie is working on the commercial storyboard. Ashley walks up.",
"ASHLEY: Wow. Bright.",
"ELLIE: Marco is obsessed with Bolly-wood musicals. It seemed fun.",
"MARCO: (walking up) A surprise for la senorita. (Hands her a container of food) It's my mom's eggplant parmesan. I know how much you like it.",
"ELLIE: Wow. Thanks.",
"MARCO: And there's enough for both of you, so I'll leave you ladies to your girl talk. (Walks away)",
"ELLIE: (sitting down at table) This is the perfect vegetarian dish.",
"ASHLEY: From your perfect boyfriend. Really, could you two be more meant for each other? Outside in the courtyard Paige is sitting alone. JT knocks on the window from inside to get her attention. He pretends to be walking against a hard wind. Paige is not amused and walks inside.",
"JT: Come on. Wind tunnel man. That's comic gold.",
"PAIGE: I thought mimes were supposed to be silent.",
"JT: Paige, are you mad at me? Did I do something wrong, like at practice?",
"PAIGE: No, for once it's not about you. It's about me not cheering tomorrow.",
"JT: What? We need you.",
"PAIGE: Too bad. Deal with it.",
"JT: Why?",
"PAIGE: It's really none of your business.",
"JT: If I'm sweating in a mascot costume and you're at home watching tv, it is my business.",
"PAIGE: Someone's coming tomorrow. From Bardell. And I can't see him.",
"JT: Did he dump you or something?",
"PAIGE: Or something.",
"JT: Well, just give him some of your world-famous attitude. Show him who's boss.",
"PAIGE: Is that why you've been stalking me? To give me a pep talk? (JT looks hurt and walks away) Outside A camera and colorful backdrop are set up for the commercial. Ellie is behind the camera and Marco is in front of the backdrop.",
"ELLIE: So the you lean in, close, romantic. And you say your line.",
"MARCO: Alright, let's do it. (Gets off the set)",
"ELLIE: Action. (Marco dances on set) Cut. You're out of frame.",
"MARCO: It's hard to know where to stop without Heather here.",
"ELLIE: I'll stand in. (Goes on set while Marco steps to the side.) Action. (Marco dances to her and puts a pink boa around her neck) Great. Now, arm behind me. Raise the perfume and say...",
"MARCO: Share your scent. Sing a duet.",
"ELLIE: (kissed a surprised Marco, then goes back behind the camera, embarrassed.) Yeah. That was great. Let's move on.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Paige's room She is sitting on the bed, fully dressed, looking at her cheerleader outfit hanging on the wall. The alarm clock goes off and Paige quiets it. Bardell's bus pulls into school as Paige and hazel are walking there.",
"HAZEL: Are you ok?",
"PAIGE: I'm staying far away from him.",
"MANNY: (walks up to them, forcing them to stop) Hey Paige. Are we doing the elevator formation first or...? (Paige sees Dean getting off the bus)",
"HAZEL: Let's go. (They start walking)",
"DEAN: (notices Paige and runs up to her) Spirit. Hold on. (Paige slowly turns around) So what's in today's plan? Some ra-ra cheering or another serenade from your little girl band?",
"PAIGE: This is my school and I don't want to see or talk to you again. (Turns and walks into school)",
"DEAN: (following) Lighten up. We had fun.",
"PAIGE: (stops and turns around again) Fun? You think what you did to me was fun?",
"DEAN: (to Hazel) The night of the party, you were there. Who did Spirit come to see? Right. Me.",
"PAIGE: I said no.",
"DEAN: So shake your little pom-poms and look cute Spirit. I got a game. (Walks away) Mr. Simpson's class Marco is talking with Craig. Ellie walks in with poster board.",
"ELLIE: Hey, Marco.",
"MARCO: So, you ready for your directing debut?",
"ELLIE: Yeah, and I've got a bit of new direction. (New storyboard is all black and white)",
"MARCO: Who died?",
"ELLIE: It's called minimalism.",
"MARCO: I call it boring. What happened to Heather and all the dancing girls?",
"ELLIE: Unnecessary. Duet was getting lost in all the glitz.",
"MARCO: Ok, if you say so, we'll do it this way. You're the director.",
"ELLIE: You're fine with it?",
"MARCO: Yeah, whatever you want. Honest. B-ball team is walking in the hallway",
"JIMMY: We rule. This tournament is ours. Bardell has absolutely no chance. (High fives another player)",
"SPINNER: (to random guy) Jimmy should calm down. Bardell's a tough team.",
"PAIGE: We can beat them.",
"DEAN: (coming up behind her) You think so Spirit? Good-luck. (Walks away)",
"PAIGE: (to Hazel) I'll see you later. (Walks off in different direction)",
"SPINNER: (walking up to Hazel) What's up with her? Is she still hung up on Dean?",
"HAZEL: No.",
"SPINNER: Come on, Hazel. I was at the party. I know what happened.",
"HAZEL: What's that?",
"SPINNER: He and Paige... Paige dumped me and then did it with him.",
"HAZEL: And what if it wasn't like that? What if she said no?",
"SPINNER: Good one, Hazel. But the only one she said no to was me. (Walks away) On the new black and white set for MARCO and ELLIE's commercial",
"MARCO: Duet. We are as one. We absorb... (Cuts off and laughs)",
"ELLIE: Marco, that's the seventh take.",
"MARCO: I'm sorry. It's just that when I say, \"absorb each other\" it sounds like we're selling tampons or something.",
"ELLIE: Are you making fun of my writing?",
"MARCO: But it doesn't even go with our whole concept. A duet with one person? I can go find someone right now, and we can do the dance like before.",
"ELLIE: No, you can't.",
"MARCO: I said yes to this whole weird concept. But ever since then you've been treating my like your slave.",
"ELLIE: Funny, cuz that's how I always feel around you. You may not like what you're doing here, but it's way better than some flaming... (Cuts off)",
"MARCO: So that's what this is about. I can't be who you want.",
"ELLIE: Can't? Or Won't? (Marco shakes his head and leaves) Outside Paige and Hazel are eating lunch at a picnic table.",
"PAIGE: You told Spinner?",
"HAZEL: I wanted him to understand.",
"PAIGE: Well, what did he say?",
"HAZEL: He didn't believe me.",
"PAIGE: He thinks I wanted it, right? I'm going home. (Gets up)",
"HAZEL: Paige.",
"PAIGE: You were right. I should have stayed there. Dean wins again. (Sees Dean and Manny talking and turns back to Hazel)",
"(Paige walks up to Manny, who is at her locker.)",
"MANNY: hey Paige. I can't wait for halftime. I'm nailing that flip. What's going on?",
"PAIGE: Um, earlier I saw you and Dean talking outside.",
"MANNY: He started talking to me.",
"PAIGE: No problem. Um, just don't be alone with him, ok? Someone warned me about him once and I should have listened. He seems nice...",
"MANNY: He is nice.",
"PAIGE: What do you know? You talked to him for five minutes.",
"MANNY: I know you guys had a date. And I know he never called you back. And I know you're jealous. Get over it. (Walks away)",
"On the basketball quart JT walks up to Hazel.",
"JT: Where's Paige?",
"HAZEL: I dunno.",
"JT: This panther's on the case. (Leaves) Outside school Paige is sitting down, and JT comes out to talk to her.",
"JT: Oh, fearless leader.",
"PAIGE: Go away.",
"JT: Paige, you say that all the time, but we both know you don't mean it.",
"PAIGE: Yeah, well this time I do. (Gets up and starts walking)",
"JT: (following) Paige, the squad needs you.",
"PAIGE: Leave me alone.",
"JT: This is just about some guy, right?",
"PAIGE: (sitting down) You mean Dean? Bardell's resident sports hero. (Pauses) And rapist. Yeah, he raped me. And no one in the whole world seems to be able to do anything about it. (JT walks towards the school, forgetting his mascot head. Paige picks it up and starts to follow) JT! Inside gym Dean fouls Jimmy and they set up for the free throws. JT comes in and pushes Dean. JT is not succeeding in hurting Dean, who is slightly amused. Paige silently watches.",
"JT: Too much for you Mr. Rapist? (Dean, no longer amused, throws JT onto the ground and is about to punch him when a referee pulls him off)",
"REF: You're benched. Game suspension. (Mr. Armstrong helps JT up) And the mascot...?",
"MR. ARMSTRONG: Is going to the principal's office. Now. (JT grabs his head from Paige and leaves. Spinner walks towards Paige, who goes out into the hallway)",
"SPINNER: Paige, what is going on?",
"PAIGE: Nothing.",
"SPINNER: JT in the mascot uniform attacking Dean, that's not nothing. (Paige turns to leave and Spinner grabs her arm) Paige...",
"PAIGE: (turning around and shrugging off his hand) (loudly) Spin, could you please... (Cuts off)",
"SPINNER: Something happened to you.",
"PAIGE: I just got what I asked for, right?",
"SPINNER: He took it too far, like Hazel said, right? Didn't he? (Dean walks out of gym and continues out the main door.) Hey. (Spinner follows him and Paige follows Spinner) Hey, you're not going anywhere. (Pushes Dean up against his bus. Dean pushes him back.)",
"DEAN: Your mascot came at me.",
"SPINNER: You think that's what this is about?",
"PAIGE: Spinner, stop.",
"SPINNER: (pushes Dean again) What, he deserves it.",
"PAIGE: (breaking them apart) Spinner, please.",
"DEAN: Water boy your boyfriend?",
"PAIGE: I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I am coming after you this time. Not like Spinner or the mascot. For real. (Dean gets on his bus) In Mr. Simpson's room Ellie is on a computer editing the commercial. Marco comes in.",
"MARCO: So much for us being as one, huh?",
"ELLIE: I'm sorry.",
"MARCO: (sitting down) Elle, you're my best friend. But if that's not enough...",
"ELLIE: It's really hard Marco. Pretending to be something...",
"MARCO: ...you're not. I know.",
"ELLIE: But did you ever think about how hard it would be for me? Are you still confused?",
"MARCO: No. (Pause) Ellie, I'm gay. And you and me...",
"ELLIE: ...will always just be friends. (Marco nods, then Ellie nods as well.) Miss Sauvé's office",
"MISS SAUVÉ: You're sure?",
"PAIGE: Mom and I talked. I want to press charges.",
"MISS SAUVÉ: Good. Now it's a legal matter. So no more conversations with Dean.",
"PAIGE: Fine by me.",
"MISS SAUVÉ: So, Tuesday?"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x20 | How Soon is Now | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_02x21.json | [
"Craig thinks Joey's request for him to move a car on his used-car lot gives him free rein to drive and takes his friends on a joyride when Joey goes out of town for the weekend. Meanwhile, Ashley has found a friend in Ellie and considers getting her belly button pierced to impress her."
]
| [
"Outside the school",
"Craig: So I turn it over and I'm sure I studied the wrong stuff.",
"Ashley: I know the feeling. The exam I'm really dreading is science.",
"Craig: Tell me about it. Science is totally my worst subject.",
"Dr. Manning: Maybe you need a little help from your old science study partner.",
"Craig: Dad? What are you, what are you doing here?!",
"Dr. Manning: I just thought I'd come by and see my son...meet his friends.",
"Ashley: I'm Ashley Kerwin.",
"Dr. Manning: Hi Ashley. Nice to meet you...and you?",
"(Dr. Manning sticks out his hand and Sean spits on the ground.)",
"Dr. Manning: Can I give you a lift home?",
"Craig: I live with Joey now.",
"Dr. Manning: To Joey's. We can catch up on the way.",
"Craig: Um, I can't.",
"Dr. Manning: Okay uh I don't know, maybe we could have dinner tomorrow night. You can come by work.",
"Craig: Dad.",
"Dr. Manning: Just think about it, okay? I got to go.",
"Ashley: He seemed nice.",
"Craig: Yeah well he didn't have a belt in his hand.",
"Sean: You're not actually gonna go, are you?",
"At Joey's house",
"Craig: Tell me again why I need to know about genetics?",
"Joey: So you can clone me and I can be in a million places at once. I got to take Ang to ballet class-",
"Craig: -dinner's in the freezer. You two will be home late. I know. If I'm home.",
"Joey: Ang sweetie finish your cereal. Come on.",
"Angela: Don't want to.",
"Joey: Okay well have some orange juice then, okay? Come on.",
"(She spills the juice all over Craig's work.)",
"Joey: Ang!",
"Craig: Angela careful!",
"(She starts crying.)",
"Joey: It's okay. No, no honey, it's okay. Daddy's not mad. It's okay. Is the book a goner?",
"Craig: No. It'll be okay.",
"Joey: What a mess.",
"Craig: Yeah this whole place is a mess!",
"Joey: Well then why don't you earn your allowance today, come home early and clean up around here?",
"Craig: I'm studying tonight at Sean's.",
"Joey: Then come home early.",
"(He picks Angie up and takes her upstairs.)",
"Joey: It's okay. It's okay.",
"In Ms. Hatzilakos' class",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Okay does anyone have any questions?",
"Craig: Yeah. What I still don't get is what makes an element a noble gas.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Noble gasses are stable because they have the maximum number of electrons in their outer shell, they don't form compounds very easily, okay?",
"Craig: Alright thanks.",
"Spinner: Oh summer without Hatzilakos.",
"Craig: I'm trying to concentrate okay?",
"Spinner: But how can anyone concentrate with-",
"Craig: So shut up!",
"Spinner: Oh someone's a browner.",
"Marco: Someone is just in a bad mood.",
"Craig: Someone just wants to pass his science exam, alright?",
"Ashley: Is everything okay?",
"Craig: Yeah.",
"Ashley: It's just the exams?",
"Craig: Yeah I wish that was it.",
"Ashley: Your dad, huh? You two don't have the best relationship?",
"Craig: Uh no! Sorry. We talk on the phone once in a while, but yesterday...it's the first time I've seen him in months.",
"Ashley: People can change.",
"Craig: I guess. In geography class, JT is stuck while taking his test",
"JT: Psst!",
"(Liberty gives JT a dirty look and puts her arm over her test before finishing and giving him a smug look.)",
"Outside the school",
"Liberty: JT. JT hello?",
"JT: Uh hi.",
"Liberty: I know what you're gonna ask, so do you want my tutoring help or not?",
"JT: Uh yes I do. Will you help me Liberty? Please. Pretty please with a cherry on top.",
"Liberty: I want one ticket to paradise. Hawaiian surf paradise.",
"JT: The dance? What? No that's a rip-off.",
"Liberty: That's the price you'll pay. You want me as a tutor, I want you as a date. Final offer.",
"JT: Fine. Make it so. At the hospital where Dr. Manning works",
"Dr. Manning: Mrs. Holland, how are you? Listen to me I've done this operation thousands of times. You're a very healthy woman. You have absolutely nothing to worry about. I guarantee success, okay?",
"(He sees Craig.)",
"Dr. Manning: Hey!",
"Craig: Hey.",
"Dr. Manning: So you here for dinner?",
"Craig: Uh yeah if you still want it.",
"Dr. Manning: Of course I still want it. I'll be right back and we'll go, okay?",
"Nurse: Craig? Hey!",
"Craig: Hey.",
"Nurse: So how's life up at boarding school?",
"Craig: Boarding school? Um it's you know, it's great.",
"Nurse: Your dad didn't tell me you were back in town.",
"Craig: No, uh surprise visit.",
"Nurse: Well it'll do your father good. That's the first smile I've seen on him since you left.",
"Dr. Manning: Craiger, you ready?",
"Craig: Bye.",
"Nurse: Bye.",
"At the restaurant",
"Craig: Good to see everyone at the hospital again, but um dad boarding school?",
"Dr. Manning: Well I couldn't tell everyone where you went, why...",
"Craig: Yeah I guess not.",
"Dr. Manning: You know you leaving was a huge wakeup call for me. I got myself into anger management. I've gotten better. I've gotten a lot better. Everything working out okay at Joey's?",
"Craig: Right now it's a bit crazy you know 'cause of exams, but-",
"Dr. Manning: But you can concentrate on your exams? I mean your marks are so important.",
"Craig: Yeah it's under control, really.",
"Dr. Manning: Well if you need any help with anything, you let me know.",
"Craig: I'd have to ask Joey.",
"Dr. Manning: Especially science. Is that still your worse subject?",
"Craig: Yeah. Some things never change.",
"Dr. Manning: Some things do. At Joey's house, Joey and Angie are sitting on the couch",
"Joey: Let's see. You do have a fever baby.",
"(Craig walks in.)",
"Joey: Where have you been Craig? I thought you'd be home a long time ago.",
"Craig: I got caught up at studying.",
"Joey: Ang got sick at ballet tonight. I come home, this place is still a disaster!",
"Craig: Sorry.",
"Joey: Craig I need your help around here.",
"Craig: And I need to study for exams. I am allowed to study, right?",
"Joey: Yeah fine.",
"Craig: Fine. You still want me to clean up?",
"Joey: That would be helpful. Thank you.",
"Craig: You're welcome.",
"(Angie starts whining.)",
"Joey: Okay, okay, okay. Time for bed. Let's go. Come on.",
"At Dr. Manning's house",
"Dr. Manning: Craig!",
"Craig: So what do you know about the periodic table?",
"(He smiles and makes a motion for Craig to come in.)",
"Inside Dr. Manning's house",
"Craig: Noble gasses: helium, neon, argon, krypton, radon, xenon.",
"Dr. Manning: Good. Defining characteristic?",
"Craig: Stability! Yes.",
"(Craig puts down his glass of juice on the table.)",
"Dr. Manning: If only you could figure out what the coaster's for.",
"(Craig imagines his father taking off his belt and hitting him.)",
"Dr. Manning: Craig? I just don't want rings on the table. It's not a big deal.",
"Outside the school",
"JT: Okay maybe you don't get it, alright? I have to go to this dance with Liberty.",
"Toby: She's helping you get through exams. Suck it up.",
"JT: What about my dream? Paige...dancing with me. So close, so slow.",
"Toby: So impossible.",
"JT: Well maybe I could still ask her out.",
"Toby: You can't use Liberty to pass, then dump her and go with Paige, Romeo.",
"JT: Oh flashcards. Quel surprise.",
"Liberty: Start. Capitals of Europe.",
"JT: Albania, Tirana. Austria, Vienna. Belarus, Minsk. Minsk....hello?!",
"Liberty: Do you prefer chartreuse or fuchsia? I can't decide on my gown for this dance.",
"JT: Liberty it's a luau, okay? You don't need some big gown. I mean it's not even a-",
"Liberty: I know. It's not a real date, but I just want something you'll like.",
"JT: Okay. Moving on.",
"Liberty: Ireland.",
"JT: Um Dublin.",
"(She holds up another flashcard.)",
"JT: I have no idea.",
"In Ms. Hatzilakos' class",
"(Ashley and Craig walk inside to start their tests.)",
"In geography class",
"Teacher: In my day we were lucky enough to get pencils. You get your geography exam online. 60 minutes guys.",
"(JT starts the test and Liberty smiles at him.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In Ms. Hatzilakos' class",
"(Craig is filling out the answers and him and Ashley smile at each other.)",
"In the hallway",
"JT: Look who's moving up to grade 9. I am the king of Degrassi and there's my queen. Paige! This is turning out to be one of the best days of my life.",
"Paige: I'm thrilled for you sweet potato.",
"JT: Uh yeah and you know, you could make it even better by answering one little question...the dance-",
"Liberty: JT! You finished before me. I'm guessing you did well?",
"JT: Um yeah. Can we maybe talk later?",
"(Liberty grabs and hugs JT excitedly.)",
"Paige: Alright um love to stay and soak up your collective joy, but the million dollar question re: the dance?",
"JT: Yeah. The Hawaiian surf paradise.",
"Paige: Heather Sinclair's title, not mine.",
"JT: Whatever. Do you want to you know...do you want to help Liberty pick out an outfit? She's my date.",
"Paige: Um I'd love to. You know for a second there I thought you were gonna to ask me.",
"(She laughs and walks away.)",
"Liberty: Thanks!",
"JT: Yeah ask you Paige. Yes that's funny.",
"Outside the school",
"Craig: Free from science for two months!",
"Ashley: And I'm so sure our knowledge of the periodic table will come in handy.",
"Craig: So year end dance...you going?",
"Ashley: Uh I'm on the committee, remember?",
"Craig: No I meant with anyone.",
"Ashley: Oh. No.",
"Craig: Me neither. Should we go together?",
"Ashley: Yeah we should.",
"Craig: Dad what are you doing here?",
"Dr. Manning: I just wanted to see how you did on the exam.",
"Craig: Uh it was great.",
"Ashley: I should go. Nice to see you Dr. Manning.",
"Dr. Manning: Nice to see you too Allison.",
"Ashley: It's Ashley.",
"Dr. Manning: Interesting girl.",
"Craig: She is.",
"Dr. Manning: So dinner tonight to celebrate the exam?",
"Craig: Um I'm supposed to baby-sit 'til 8.",
"Dr. Manning: I can push it off. I'll meet you at the Bistro at 8:30. Craig...?",
"Craig: Right. I'll be there.",
"Dr. Manning: Okay. See you tonight. At Joey's house, Craig is playing a video game",
"Angela: Again! Read it again.",
"Craig: Ang I've read it 5 times already. I could recite it.",
"Angela: Craig please! I've got the chicken pox!",
"Craig: Fine. Your wish is my command.",
"(The phone rings.)",
"Craig: Here count how many spots you have.",
"(He gives Ang a mirror and she hands him the phone.)",
"Craig: (On the phone) Hello? Joey you're late!",
"Joey: (On the phone) Yeah I know it's late Craig, but I got a potential sale here, okay? I'm going to be at least another hour.",
"(Angie starts counting her spots while Craig is on the phone.)",
"Craig: (On the phone) I have plans...with friends. You can't get home sooner?",
"Joey: (On the phone) If you want me to lose the sale, yeah.",
"Craig: (On the phone) No. It's fine. Bye.",
"Joey: (On the phone) Okay. See you in a bit.",
"Angela: 17, 18 spots!",
"Craig: Lucky you. Okay the book.",
"At the restaurant",
"Waitress: Dr. Manning may I bring you anything?",
"Dr. Manning: For the tenth time I'm waiting for someone, okay?",
"(Craig rushes in.)",
"Craig: Dad. Dad I'm sorry. Uh Joey got held up.",
"Dr. Manning: Just sit, sit. I got you a little present.",
"(He hands Craig some tickets.)",
"Craig: Tickets to London?",
"Dr. Manning: We'll start there, take the Chunnel to Paris, rent a car for a couple of weeks.",
"Craig: Dad that's awesome. Really?",
"Dr. Manning: This is the perfect opportunity for you and I to acclimatize, you know before school starts.",
"Craig: What do you mean?",
"Dr. Manning: It's time for you to come home Craig. I mean Joey's was necessary, but it's not the best environment.",
"Craig: Um, but I like it at Joey's.",
"Dr. Manning: Of course you do with Angela there, but look at your study situation. It is not stable.",
"Craig: Being at Joey's is stability, dad...",
"Dr. Manning: You know...",
"(He gets up and leaves angry.)",
"Craig: Dad!",
"(Craig follows him out of the restaurant.)",
"Craig: Dad! Dad, wait up.",
"Dr. Manning: Are you talking to me or are you talking to Joey?",
"Craig: Oh that's not fair!",
"Dr. Manning: Life's not fair and you're right Joey is better for you. This way you can kiss your potential goodbye, settle for some interesting little goth girl...",
"Craig: Don't talk about Ashley like that!",
"Dr. Manning: -your marks can drop and one day you can take over the car lot.",
"(Craig pushes his dad and Dr. Manning smacks him across the face.)",
"Dr. Manning: Craig I'm so sorry. It'll-",
"Craig: It'll never happen again? Huh?! Is that what you were going to say? 'Cause that's what you always say!",
"Dr. Manning: 'Cause you always screw up.",
"Craig: No dad you're the one who screws up! It won't change! Ever!",
"(He gets in his car and starts speeding off while Craig watches upset.)",
"At Joey's, Craig walks in upset",
"Joey: Hey Craig. You're home early.",
"Craig: Hey. Yeah uh don't want to wear out the summer too fast.",
"Joey: Something wrong?",
"Craig: I got in a fight.",
"Joey: With who?",
"Craig: My dad.",
"Joey: Your dad? You saw your dad? Why didn't you tell me?",
"Craig: Well 'cause you wouldn't have let me.",
"Joey: You're right I wouldn't have let you Craig. I'm gonna call the police.",
"Craig: No. Tomorrow I want us to go to Children's Aid and I want to make sure I never have to see him again.",
"Joey: Okay.",
"Craig: I hate him Joey. I hate him so much.",
"Joey: Um we'll talk more about this in the morning. Why don't you clean up? At Joey's, the next morning",
"Craig: Morning.",
"Joey: Hey morning. So you guys want me to add anything to this grocery list?",
"Craig: Yeah a steak for my eye or maybe just a patch, sort of like a pirate, huh Ang?",
"Angela: Arr!",
"Craig: Arr!",
"Joey: So uh you really gonna do this, Children's Aid thing?",
"Craig: Yes. This is where I need to be for good.",
"(There's a knock at the door.)",
"Craig: I wonder if that's him.",
"Joey: Your dad? I doubt it.",
"(Joey answers the door and he starts talking to two policemen.)",
"Angela: Craig yesterday I had 18 spots. Today I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 spots! Oh wait! 14, 15 spots.",
"(The police leave and Joey closes the door.)",
"Joey: Angie can you go upstairs and clean your room please?",
"Angela: Do I have to?",
"Joey: Yes please.",
"Craig: So my dad sent the police to come get me? What?",
"Joey: Have a seat Craig.",
"(They sit down.)",
"Joey: I don't know how to tell you this.",
"Craig: What?",
"Joey: Your dad had an accident last night.",
"Craig: He's in the hospital?",
"(Craig starts to stand up.)",
"Joey: No, no. Sit, sit. He didn't make it.",
"Craig: What? What does that mean?",
"Joey: I'm sorry Craig."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 02x21 | Tears are not Enough | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x01.json | [
"The Simpson-Nelson household prepares for the arrival of the new baby when Spike announces that she wants to have a home birth. On the first day of the new school year, Emma becomes irritated that people keep mistaking her as Snake's daughter, so she decides to ditch school with Craig and find her real father, Shane McKay. When she does ultimately find him, she is not prepared for what she sees. Meanwhile, Spinner is having a hard time finding the \"perfect\" gift for Paige and decides to get her a new locker."
]
| [
"Outside Emma's House",
"(Emma is reading a book.)",
"Spike: (From Inside) It's time!",
"Emma: It's time? (Realizes what this means and runs inside the house)",
"In the garage",
"Snake: It's time! (Runs into the house) Inside Emma's House",
"(Snake and Emma run into the living room, Spike is breathing heavily. Emma holds Spike's hand, Snake picks up the phone and begins dialing.)",
"Snake: (On the phone) Uhh, Liz! Liz! Liz, it's Snake, Spike's going into labor, we need you here ASAP.",
"Emma: Ok. (Runs to get a mattress.)",
"Spike: Ok... Midwife. (Snake takes her hand) There we go.",
"Emma: (Entering with mattress) Remember Mom, breathe. 1, 2, 3.",
"Snake: Tell me when you experience contractions.",
"Spike: NOW!",
"Snake: (Goes to get something, but trips over the mattress)",
"Emma: Leave it, I'll get the supplies.",
"(She returns with a laundry basket full of supplies and starts taking them out.)",
"Emma: Ok We've got a plastic drop sheet, heating pad...",
"Snake: Em.",
"Emma: ...Almond oil.",
"Snake: Emmy, this is just a drill",
"Emma: (Major disbelief) Again?",
"(Snake breaks down in laughter.)",
"Emma: You've been drilling us all summer.",
"Spike: (Indignant) This having a home birth thing is a pretty huge deal. Sorry if it's putting you out.",
"Emma: And I'm sorry for getting in the way of your perfect delivery. (She storms out)",
"Emma's Basement, her new room",
"(Emma is lying in bed, Spike comes down the stairs.)",
"Spike: Em? Better get ready. Gonna be late for your first day.",
"Emma: (Groggily) I know, mom. Thanks.",
"Spike: And don't forget, the baby shower's tonight at Joey's.",
"Emma: Baby shower, how could I forget?",
"(Spike exits, Emma's alarm clock rings and she turns it off.)",
"Outside Degrassi",
"(Craig is taking pictures of students. Paige and Spinner are kissing.)",
"Paige: So, this is it. The start of grade 10, a whole new year. I'm just so happy I have you to share it with.",
"Spinner: Me too, honeybee.",
"(Ellie and Marco are sitting on a bench.)",
"Ellie: Honeybee? Did he say honeybee?",
"Craig: Yeah. I bet you guys have pet names too.",
"(He tries to snap a picture of Ellie and Marco, but Ellie get her camera out like in a shootout and manages to get Craig first. She blows on it like a smoking gun.)",
"In the school parking lot",
"Sean: I thought you didn't mind moving.",
"Emma: It's not about the room Sean, I'm just sick of them making me feel like a second class citizen.",
"Sean: Well, maybe you should tell them.",
"Emma: Right. Mom's half crazy with 9-months-pregnant hormones, and Snake doesn't want anything to upset her.",
"Sean: Well then maybe he's right. Maybe for now you should just suck it up. Inside Degrassi",
"(Hazel, Paige, and Spinner are picking up class lists.)",
"Paige: I wonder which homeroom we get this year.",
"Hazel: I hope it's Armstrong, he's so cute!",
"Paige: Easy there, hormone girl, he's a teacher. (Inspects the list) Sorry, Simpson again.",
"Marco: Believe me guys, it could be worse.",
"Spinner: Oh, the pain of my existence.",
"(Ms Kwan turns around.)",
"Ms. Kwan: The word is \"bane\" Gavin. Don't worry I'll tell you what it means in class. Grade 9 English, that is. Again.",
"Spinner: Yeah, go ahead guys, laugh at the big fat failing dummy.",
"Paige: No one was laughing at you.",
"Jimmy: I was.",
"Paige: Don't listen to him, Spin. Fail English, no biggie. Fail gym, then we need to talk. (She kisses him and exits)",
"(Spinner buries his head in his hands.)",
"Ms Hatzilakos's classroom",
"(Ms. Hatzilakos is handing out locker keys, she hands JT his and he walks back to his seat.)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: (Reading names) Liberty Van-Zandt.",
"Toby: So JT, which lovely lady will you be going after this year?",
"JT: Well, there's Ms. Hot-zilakos, always tempting.",
"(Ms. Hatzilakos continues calling out names.)",
"JT: And then there's the tangy Ms. Kwan.",
"Manny: JT, charming as always.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Chris Sharp.",
"Chris: Here. (Goes to the front of the class)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Here's your locker, Chris. And your locker number.",
"Chris: Thanks.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Emma Simpson.",
"Emma: You mean Emma Nelson?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Oh, I have you down as Simpson.",
"Emma: That's a mistake.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Ok.",
"Emma: I mean, just because Mr. Simpson married my mom doesn't mean I automatically took his name. She didn't even do that.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: O...kay",
"Emma: I mean, hello? Feminism?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Emma, there was just some confusion at the front office. That's all. Now regarding locker assignments, I've placed a map of the corridor in the back, please have a look at it before you leave today, and if you have any questions or problems, come and see me after class.",
"In a rundown corridor",
"Paige: You've got to be kidding me. This is where my locker is? Smack dab in the middle of \"The Wasteland?\"",
"Spinner: Well, it's got a nice...",
"Paige: Smell?",
"(She opens her locker and finds a rat inside and screams in shock. People around start laughing.)",
"Paige: There's something alive in there.",
"Random Student: Nice one.",
"Spinner: (Inspects the rat, it's just a toy on a string) It's not this rat, honey.",
"Paige: This is terrible, I cannot live here.",
"Hazel: It's just for one year.",
"Paige: Easy for you to say, your locker's off the girls' bathroom, I'd give anything to be there. I have to go now. (She leaves)",
"(Hazel starts to go, but Spinner pulls her back.)",
"Spinner: Hazel, you're Paige's best friend, right? You don't like to see her in pain, right?",
"Hazel: No.",
"Spinner: Then you won't have any problem giving her your locker.",
"Hazel: Um, I'd rather die than live here.",
"Spinner: Ok, it's our 4-month anniversary in five days, and I need to get her a great gift, so can't you just...",
"Hazel: So, go buy her a pony. (She exits)",
"P.A.: Attention students, club signups are starting now.",
"At the club fair",
"(Snake is holding an insect sculpture trying to persuade people to sign up for the insect club.)",
"Snake: (Talking to a kid who is ignoring him and walking away) Sign up? Maybe later? Cool. (Gives a thumbs-up)",
"(Emma is leafing through a book.)",
"Craig: Hey, whatcha got?",
"Emma: Just an old yearbook from the eighties.",
"Craig: Ok, that I gotta see. (He looks at the book) Oh my god, it's Joey with hair.",
"Ashley: Isn't that your mom? Her hair's insane. I think that should be my style.",
"Craig: Don't make me take this book away.",
"Ashley: Kidding. (Kisses him)",
"Emma: (Looking at a photo of Shane McKay)",
"Ashley: Friend of your mom's?",
"Emma: No, ex-boyfriend. Can we drop it?",
"Craig: Why? What'd he do?",
"(Emma doesn't respond.)",
"Craig: Ok, well I guess we'll have to ask Mr. Simpson. Hey, Mr. S!",
"Emma: Fine. He got my mom pregnant and then took off.",
"Ashley: That's your dad?",
"Emma: Shane McKay. But I only met him once, when I was three. We visited him at work. He was a doctor and it didn't go well.",
"Flashback to Shane's office",
"(3 year old Emma is playing with a small pink ball and watching Spike and Shane argue.)",
"Shane: Well, I just think you're talking about Emma like she can't hear you right now, and that wasn't the deal at all.",
"Spike: You know what? I think it's a little confusing for her. Maybe you should think about that.",
"Shane: Well I think she can hear you right now you're pretending she can't. Maybe we can talk about this another time.",
"(The ball rolls out of Emma's hands and stops near Shane.)",
"Shane: I refuse to not be involved in this child's life. (He stomps on the ball) She needs me.",
"Back to present",
"Ashley: So he's not around at all?",
"Emma: Never. But (something?) just... to wonder. At Caitlin's Workplace",
"Caitlin: (On her phone, walking through the halls) It must be (something?)",
"(Mmkay Hangs up)",
"Worker: (Handing her a clipboard) For you.",
"Caitlin: Why did I take this job?",
"Joey: Probably because you missed TO, and your family, your friends, and uh, I think it's because you missed me.",
"Caitlin: What? Nice to see you haven't lost your confidence.",
"Joey: Look Caitlin, I don't want to rush you but we gotta get going if we're going to get my place ready for Spike's baby shower",
"Caitlin: Yeah, um, you're really going to hate me, (hands him a box of supplies) but I have a major deadline.",
"Joey: Oh, no no no, come on. No, you suckered me into hosting this thing, now you want me to decorate it too?",
"(A woman walks by and hands Caitlin more thing which she puts into the box. Caitlin's phone rings.)",
"Caitlin: (Answering the phone) Caitlin Ryan. Uh yeah, um, he's going to call me back. Emma's House",
"(Snake is painting Emma's old room for the baby.)",
"Snake: (Singing) Strange animal, that's what I know (begins humming) ...Strange animal.",
"(Emma enters.)",
"Snake: Old room's looking pretty good, huh?",
"Emma: Did you change my name at school?",
"Snake: Pardon me?",
"Emma: Today during attendance, Ms. Hatzilakos said \"Emma Simpson\"",
"Spike: (Entering with a sandwich and soda for Snake) I'm sure it was a mistake Em, the office probably just got confused.",
"Emma: How? Unless Snake said something.",
"Snake: Uh, no. The new secretary does know you're my daughter.",
"Emma: But I'm not your daughter.",
"Snake: Em, what's going on?",
"Emma: I'm his stepdaughter, I only have one dad, and he's not here.",
"Spike: Shane?",
"(Snake opens the soda loudly.)",
"Emma: Yeah.",
"Spike: He's had nothing to do with you for ten years.",
"Emma: Eleven. And a lot can change in eleven years.",
"Spike: Where are you going with this?",
"Emma: I don't know, I just thought it might be nice to actually know who he is. Or where?",
"Spike: No. I'm sorry, but no. That's not going to happen.",
"Emma: Mom...",
"Spike: End of Story.",
"(Emma exits.)",
"Snake: Honey, one day we're just going to have to tell her the truth.",
"Snake: Yeah, Piece of cake.",
"Outside Joey's House",
"(Someone carrying a gift basket for Jack rings the doorbell.)",
"Inside Joey's house, the baby shower...",
"Caitlin: (Filming Spike) Door.",
"Spike: (In a funny voice, waving to camera) My bel-ly. (Turns to her friends) I'm having him at home.",
"Lucy: A home birth? With no epidural?",
"Liz: You don't need it, you just breathe right through the pain.",
"Heather: So Spike, aren't you scared?",
"Spike: Why would I be? I've got the best midwife in all of Canada: Liz.",
"Lucy: Well, you're a braver woman than I am. Ok, it's gift time. Open my present. (Hands Spike a gift)",
"Heather: Or you can open mine. (Hands her a gift too)",
"Spike: Ok, one at a time",
"(Caitlin accidentally spills her drink on herself, and grads a napkin to wipe it up.)",
"Sydney: Oh, try club soda on it. I'm Sydney.",
"Caitlin: I always do this. Hi. Caitlin. (They shake hands) I'm a very old friend of Spike's.",
"Sydney: Then you know Joey too?",
"Caitlin: Do I?",
"Sydney: I guess you know him well.",
"Caitlin: It's one of those unrequited romances. Well, requited, then unrequited, requited again, on, off, revolving door.",
"Sydney: Oh yeah um, one of those.",
"Caitlin: I actually just moved back here, so I guess we'll see.",
"Joey: (Comes over and kisses Sydney) Hey, you made it. Caitlin, this is Sydney.",
"Caitlin: The new girlfriend.",
"Sydney: Right.",
"Joey: Sydney, this is Caitlin.",
"Caitlin: An old friend.",
"Sydney: Yeah.",
"Caitlin: Yes.",
"Sydney: Can I help with the snacks, Joe?",
"Joey: Yeah, that's be great. Thank you. Come on, Ang.",
"Caitlin: It was nice meeting you.",
"(Emma is sitting on a couch boredly knitting. Caitlin comes up to her.)",
"Caitlin: Having a good time?",
"Emma: Yeah. Great. Amazing.",
"Caitlin: Uh, this is Caitlin you're talking to, so for real. What's on your mind?",
"Emma: What do you know about Shane McKay?",
"Caitlin: That's a question for your mom.",
"Emma: I asked, and she won't answer.",
"Caitlin: Then I can't either.",
"Snake: Caitlin! I want to open your gift now.",
"Emma: Come on. I need to know.",
"Caitlin: I'm sorry. (Walks over to Snake)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Late at night, Emma's room",
"(Emma tries to fall asleep but can't, she turns on the computer and searches \"McKay, Shane Andrew\" on \"Canada's People Finder\" but no matched come up. She takes out \"Andrew\" but still no matches. Finally, she changes \"Shane\" to \"Dr. Shane\" and one match comes up. She smiles.)",
"Next day, in Degrassi",
"(Marco is fixing his hair in a mirror in his locker, Spinner approaches.)",
"Spinner: Dude, I cracked it. I know how to get Hazel's locker.",
"Marco: (Doesn't look up) Oh, cool. How?",
"Spinner: Ok, I was playing Monopoly last night. I needed Park Place from Kendra, but I didn't have enough money.",
"Marco: Sounds familiar.",
"Spinner: Anyway, she needed Atlantic, which my dad had, and he needed Vermont, which I had. So...",
"Marco: You traded your dad for Atlantic, and...",
"Spinner: Gave it to Kendra for Park Place. Property, dude, property. Anyways, so I planned out a series of trades. I call it (Holds up a diagram) Operation Locker Storm.",
"Marco: Spin, what can I say? You're a genius.",
"Ms. Kwan's classroom",
"(Someone throws a paper airplane at JT. He throws it back.)",
"Emma: Sean, I found Shane's address.",
"Shane: Cool.",
"Emma: I know, I barely slept last night, so come on, we gotta...",
"Sean: Whoa, easy. I got grade 10 shop after this.",
"Emma: Don't you think that finding my birth dad is a little more important?",
"Sean: Emma, why skip? We'll go this weekend.",
"(Emma turns to leave.)",
"Sean: Emma...",
"Emma: Fine. Whatever. I wouldn't want you to get in trouble.",
"(Bell rings, Ms. Kwan enters.)",
"Ms Kwan: Class, can we please settle down and get to work?",
"In the hallway",
"(JT and Toby are talking, Spinner approaches.)",
"Spinner: JT! Isaacs! I'm conducting a locker poll. Grade your locker for me, JT.",
"JT: (Opens his locker and Toby and Spinner look inside) OK, A for quality, D for location. I ask you, where are the ladies?",
"Spinner: Well, I have a locker that happens to be grade F for quality, but grade A for ladies. You like tough chicks?",
"JT: (Shrugs) Yeah.",
"Spinner: (Turns JT's head towards his) You like tough chicks?",
"JT: Do I?",
"Spinner: Good. (Slams the locker shut)",
"(It opens and he's at Chris's locker now.)",
"Spinner: Chris, I could get you a locker right next to the MI lab. I mean, I know someone willing to give theirs up.",
"Chris: It would save me time carrying my LP's back and forth, but naw. The ladies are cool.",
"Spinner: (Sees Chris's poster of DJ MadBullets) DJ MadBullets, huh? Hear that rare jam session he did in Paris last year?",
"Chris: Tough still.",
"Spinner: Oh it is, and uh, I've got a rare bootleg copy with your name on it. For the locker.",
"Chris: Alright, alright, aright.",
"Spinner: G-Dawg represent. (He walks away)",
"(Chris closes his locker. When it opens again, Spinner is now at Hazel's locker.)",
"Hazel: Beg, plead, whatever. I'm not slumming it all year in the wasteland.",
"Spinner: Ok, that's good, because I got you a locker in the lanes, Degrassi's coolest neighborhood.",
"Hazel: For boys. For girls, this is the place. It's close to our office, (Shot of a few girls entering the girls' bathroom) near the courtyard, natural light...",
"Spinner: Yeah, but, (Leaning in close) come on. The lanes are so pretty with the red and orange lockers, and... (He realizes he's not going to sell it, and steps away. He gets down on his knees and begins to beg) Ok, forget Paige, forget the lanes, I need this because it's the only thing I can give her. Please?",
"Hazel: Fine, whatever.",
"(Spinner runs off cheering and skipping.)",
"Elsewhere in Degrassi",
"Emma: Craig, what are you doing right now?",
"Craig: Going to art class.",
"Emma: Do you really want to go?",
"Craig: Instead of...",
"Emma: Finding my father. I've got his address.",
"(Craig looks reluctant.)",
"Emma: Sean won't got with me, and Manny's mom would kill her if she skipped.",
"Craig: Oh yeah? And what do you think Joey's going to do to me?",
"Emma: I can't go alone.",
"Craig: But why me? I mean, you could ask JT, or Toby...",
"Emma: Because I thought you'd understand, with your dad and all.",
"Craig: (Smiles) So what are we waiting for?",
"(Craig and Emma are shown leaving school and running across various streets until they reach their destination.)",
"Craig: Ok, so just go up, ring the bell, introduce yourself, and I'll be right here.",
"Emma: I cannot believe this is real. I'm actually going to meet him.",
"(Emma and Craig walk up to the house and Emma rings the bell. The door opens.)",
"Emma: Hi, I'm Emma... (She realizes it's not the person from the yearbook)",
"Dr. McKay: And I'm Dr. McKay. How may I help?",
"(Emma doesn't respond.)",
"Emma's House",
"Emma: My mom will be home any second.",
"Craig: There's got to be a record here somewhere.",
"Emma: Ok, records, um hospitals?",
"Craig: Schools? Police stations? I don't know?",
"Emma: Snake is the chair of the alumni committee. He's got this huge address book.",
"Craig: Ok, I'll look out for your mom.",
"(Emma gets on Snake's computer and find \"McKay, Shane\" on the list. She clicks it.\".)",
"Emma: Found it! Shane McKay, 1405 Shaw Ave... Stouffville?",
"(She writes it down.)",
"Degrassi hallways",
"(Spinner is leading Paige with his hand over her eyes.)",
"Spinner: Ok, ok. Come on, come on, come on.",
"Paige: Ok, ok, ok. I'm going to fall.",
"Spinner: No you won't. (Narrowly avoids a collision) Ok (Removes his hands from her eyes.) Okay, I know it's early, but (He opens the locker) happy anniversary!",
"(On the inside, the locker looks rundown)",
"Paige: (Confused) There's nothing inside.",
"Spinner: Yeah, we have to move your stuff first.",
"Paige: Wait, let's throw it in reverse here. The locker is my gift?",
"Spinner: Well yeah, I mean it's prime real estate, I mean you have your office right there...",
"Paige: O-kay, location perfect, the locker? No.",
"(Spinner looks crestfallen.)",
"Paige: Oh, but you're so sweet for trying. (She looks over at Jimmy's locker. He's got an electronic lock on his.)",
"Spinner: I didn't know you had a locker here.",
"Jimmy: Not a locker. The locker.",
"(On the inside, there's a fresh coat of paint and it looks much better kept.)",
"Paige: Mmm, now that is prime real estate.",
"Jimmy: Yeah? Well, keep dreaming. 'Cause it's never going to happen.",
"Paige: We'll see. I happen to know a miracle worker. (Puts her arms around Spinner..)",
"(Cut to a montage of Emma and Craig traveling by train. When they get up, they find Shane's house and walk towards it.)",
"Emma: I don't even know what to call him. Shane? Dr. McKay? Do I shake hands? Hug him? What if he's married and has a bunch of kids? What if he doesn't like me?",
"Craig: Em, stop it.",
"Inside the house",
"(It's more like a doctor's office than a residence. A nurse runs by, and Emma tries to stop her.)",
"Emma: Uh, hi. We're looking for Shane McKay.",
"Nurse: Do you have an appointment?",
"Emma: No.",
"(We hear the noise of a heart monitor detecting no pulse. Several medics run by.)",
"Medic #1: Room 115.",
"Medic #2: We have a code red.",
"Nurse: Hold on.",
"(The Nurse turns to go after the medics.)",
"Craig: (Looks at the list of rooms, and sees \"S. McKay\") Room 209. Go.",
"(Emma doesn't move.)",
"Craig: Go! (Prods Emma) I'll cover!",
"(Emma runs up the stairs to room 209. The door is open a little, and inside the room is a man pacing around and continuously adjusting a plate of food.)",
"Emma: (Knocks on the door. When the man doesn't respond, she lets herself in) Hi. I'm looking for Shane McKay.",
"Man: What can I do for you? I'm Shane McKay."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x01 | Father Figure | bunniefuu |
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"The Simpson-Nelson household prepares for the arrival of the new baby when Spike announces that she wants to have a home birth. On the first day of the new school year, Emma becomes irritated that people keep mistaking her as Snake's daughter, so she decides to ditch school with Craig and find her real father, Shane McKay. When she does ultimately find him, she is not prepared for what she sees. Meanwhile, Spinner is having a hard time finding the \"perfect\" gift for Paige and decides to get her a new locker."
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"The nursing home, Shane's room",
"Emma: But you were supposed to be a doctor, not a patient. *Backs away* This was such a mistake.",
"Shane: Don't go! Please! Wait, don't go! *Feels Emma's hair* You have pretty blonde hair like Emma's.",
"Emma: *Slaps his hand away* Stop it!",
"Shane: *Picks up a photo of Spike and Emma* She's my daughter. But she doesn't love me.",
"Emma: Why would you say that?",
"Shane: She never comes to visit me, she doesn't care about me.",
"Emma: *Beginning to cry* Maybe she couldn't find you until now. I'm Emma",
"Shane: No, Emma's just little. She... *Looks into Emma's eyes* You're Emma. *He hugs Emma* Don't be sad. Everything's ok. Your daddy's here now. Daddy's here. -The skate park-",
"Spinner: Still mad I stole your stupid MP3 player?",
"Jimmy: No, it's ancient history.",
"Spinner: Good, then let's just bury the hammer.",
"Jimmy: Fine. Is that it?",
"Spinner: No, well I... I kind of need your locker.",
"Jimmy: You need my locker, or Paige does?",
"Spinner: I just... I need it",
"Jimmy: *Laughs* Ok. What you do need is a backbone. *In a funny voice* Oh, Paige I'd do anything...",
"Spinner: *Shoves Jimmy* Hey, shut up ok? I'm not like that.",
"Jimmy: You know what? Admit it and the locker's yours.",
"Spinner: Ok, I have no backbone",
"Jimmy: No. See, you're preaching to the converted. You need to tell everybody. Tomorrow by noon or no deal. *He skates away* *Spinner heaves a great sigh* -Shane's room-",
"Emma: How long have you been here?",
"Shane: *Eating his lunch* About since I fell and hit my head.",
"Emma: You fell?",
"Shane: Yep. *Emma stares blankly* Don't be sad, my head's ok now. *Taps his head* See? It doesn't hurt, I'm ok.",
"Emma: Why didn't anyone tell me this? *The nurse barges in with Craig*",
"Nurse: Shane? Can I borrow your guest please? *Pulls Emma aside* Just who do you think you are just barging in here?",
"Emma: I'm his daughter Emma, actually.",
"Nurse: Oh. *She turns to Shane, who nods.* But you can't surprise him like that. He suffered a traumatic brain injury, so he has specific routines that he needs to stick to, but I think that's enough for today. Ok Shane? Emma has to go home now, so stand up and say goodbye.",
"Shane: No! *Throws his tray of food on the floor* She's staying!",
"Nurse: Shane...",
"Shane: She can't go. No.",
"Nurse: *Tries to give him his knitting* Here",
"Shane: She can't go!",
"Nurse: Take your knitting and...",
"Shane: No!",
"Nurse: Yes *Gets him to sit down*",
"Shane: No!",
"Nurse: It's ok, she'll be back. Come on",
"Shane: No",
"Nurse: Take your knitting. It's ok. Come on *Shane begins to calm down*",
"Emma: I'm going to write you. And you can write me too, ok? And I'm going to visit again. Soon. *Writes down her address* *Craig takes a picture*",
"Nurse: Come on *Ushers Emma and Craig out*",
"Shane: Promise?",
"Emma: Promise. *Shane smiles and begins knitting* -At the train station-",
"Emma: My mom is such a liar!",
"Craig: She's probably got an explanation.",
"Emma: Like what? She's evil? I hate her! I so wish she wasn't my mom.",
"Craig: No, you're overreacting.",
"Emma: Craig, my father is brain damaged.",
"Craig: At least you have a dad. Last time I checked, you had two.",
"Emma: I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.",
"Craig: No, you're not. Let's just... Let's just go home *They approach the ticket window*",
"Worker: Sorry, you just missed the last train. No more till morning.",
"Emma: Nothing?",
"Worker: No. -Joey's house- *Joey, Angela, and Caitlin are cleaning up*",
"Joey: Are you going to help daddy?",
"Caitlin: *Playing with a baby toy* Spike forgot one of her gifts. This is very cute, who got it?",
"Joey: Actually, that's uh the gift Sydney got her. *Caitlin breaks the toy*",
"Joey: What'd you do?",
"Caitlin: Hardly even touched it. I can't help it if people buy cheap gifts.",
"Joey: Hey Ang, I think Caitlin is Jealous of Daddy's new friend.",
"Caitlin: Dream on. You know what your problem is? You have a big head.",
"Joey: I have a big head?",
"Caitlin: Yeah.",
"Joey: Angie, does daddy have a big head?",
"Angela: Yep",
"Joey: *Laughs* Oooh, you little... *The phone rings, Joey answers it*",
"Joey: Hello? You're where? -Train station- *Joey is walking Emma and Craig to his car, he is very angry*",
"Joey: What a great way to start off the school year, guys. Second day of school, and like \"Oh, oh I know. Let's skip. Oh aren't we cool?\" You know it took me over an hour to get here? What am I, a taxi service? Just one question. Stouffville? What on earth is in Stouffville?",
"Emma: My dad. *She gets into the car.* -Emma's house, late at night- *Spike is knitting, Snake is tapping the table, Emma enters*",
"Spike: *Angry* You have a lot of explaining to do. *Emma says nothing*",
"Spike: You're not talking to me? Emma, you start talking right now!",
"Emma: You lied to me, mom. I found him",
"Spike: Shane? You found Shane?",
"Emma: Right where you left him. In that prison in Stouffville, how could you?",
"Spike: I didn't put him there, his parents did!",
"Emma: You didn't stop them? How could you?",
"Spike: I was 16! *Suddenly groans in pain*",
"Snake: *Guides her back to her chair* Come on, sit down. *Sits her down*",
"Spike: False alarm.",
"Snake: Emma, please. Let's just talk this through rationally. *Emma shakes her head*",
"Snake: Emma, sit!",
"Emma: You don't talk to me like that, you're not my dad. *Storms off to her room, and breaks down into tears* -Degrassi, Mr. Armstrong's class*",
"Mr. Armstrong: (B-3)*(4B-7) Now, in this problem, we need to solve for B. *Spinner is fidgeting nervously*",
"Jimmy: *Making ticking noises behind him* It's 11:45. Time's running out Mr. Spineless.",
"Mr. Armstrong: So, who's going to be brave and come up to the board and solve this one for me? *Spinner goes up to the front*",
"Mr. Armstrong: Gavin, I can't tell you how excited I am to finally see you up here *Hands him some chalk* *Spinner stares at the board blankly*",
"Random Student: Come on, genius.",
"Spinner: *Turns around* I have no backbone.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Excuse me?",
"Spinner: I have no backbone. *Everyone laughs, Jimmy signals for him to continue*",
"Spinner: I'm whipped. I'm spineless. My girlfriend completely runs my life.",
"Mr. Armstrong: OK, alright, settle down. I knew it was too good to be true. Gavin, please take your seat. *Spinner sits down* Anyone else? Michelle, why don't you come up here and show him how it's done?",
"Spinner: Are you happy? Can I have the locker now?",
"Jimmy: Yeah, you earned it. *Spinner smiles, and looks over at Paige, who is quite unhappy. He sighs* -Emma's house- *Spike is listening to Mozart and knitting. She drops a stitch. From outside, someone rings the doorbell furiously. She goes to answer it, ringing continues*",
"Spike: Alright, I'm coming. *She opens the door, and sees Shane* Shane...",
"Shane: Miss me? -Degrassi- *Emma is walking through the halls and Snake stops her*",
"Snake: You missed breakfast.",
"Emma: Wasn't up to it.",
"Snake: Can I talk to you for a minute? *Emma walks away* Please, this is important. *She turns around* From where you sit your mom looks terrible, heartless. But you don't know her side yet. When Spike got pregnant, Shane wanted to be involved, but his family wouldn't let him. One night he took acid, and jumped off a bridge, or fell, who knows? She took you to visit him once. -Flashback to the doctor's office-",
"Shane: *Leaning in close to 3-year-old Emma* Hi Emma. Hi Emma. Hi Emma. *Two doctors restrain him and pull him away* No! I want to... No! No! *The pink ball rolls out of Emma's hand* -Back to present-",
"Snake: Your mom was afraid that he might hurt you.",
"Emma: Ok, but she could have told me.",
"Snake: She was waiting till you got older, and maybe... maybe that was wrong. *Tosses her a quarter* Just call her, ok? *He walks away* -Emma's house- *Shane is looking at a picture of Spike and Snake in their wedding outfits*",
"Shane: When did you marry Snake?",
"Spike: Last year.",
"Shane: You didn't tell me.",
"Spike: No, I didn't have to.",
"Shane: He doesn't have to be your husband",
"Spike: He is.",
"Shane: But if he wasn't, this could be me. *Feels the baby* This could be ours. *Listens to the baby kicking* *Spike ties to reach for the phone, but Shane grabs it*",
"Shane: You're not calling anyone! -Degrassi- *Emma puts the coin in the slot and dials home. She gets a busy signal. She hangs up and leaves.* -Emma's house- *Shane has left the phone off the hook*",
"Spike: Shane, I have a pre-natal checkup. Why don't we call you a cab?",
"Shane: I'll stay.",
"Spike: I'm sorry Shane, you can't.",
"Shane: But this is my home.",
"Spike: No it isn't. Look around",
"Shane: *Throws the phone on the ground* No! No! *Starts knocking stuff over while Spike looks on shocked* No! No! No! -Degrassi-",
"Spinner: Paige...",
"Paige: Leave me alone, Spinner.",
"Spinner: Let me talk to you.",
"Paige: For what? So you can call me a shrew, a hag, or some freaky shrieky demanding witch?",
"Spinner: I didn't mean it!",
"Paige: Why? Why would you do something so horrible?",
"Spinner: I made a deal, if I said I had no backbone in class, Jimmy would give me his locker.",
"Paige: And you did it? You humiliated me just to get a locker?",
"Spinner: I didn't humiliate you!",
"Paige: You did so!",
"Spinner: You know what? I have no idea how to please you, you just tell me to work a miracle, then you're mad at me for doing it, what do you want?",
"Paige: From you? Nothing, ever!*She storms off* *Spinner kicks his locker and throws his binder on the ground* -Emma's house-",
"Spike: Shane, you hurt your hand. Why don't I go get some ice for it?",
"Shane: No.",
"Spike: Shane, you have the phone, it's not like I can call anybody.",
"Shane: No.",
"Spike: Would you at least let me look at it then? *Shane allows her to, she plucks the phone out of his hand and begins to dial*",
"Shane: You liar! How could you lie to me like that? *Makes several attempts to grab the phone, but fails* Give me the phone! *He finally wrests it from Spike, Spike starts doubling over, clutching her stomach in pain. Shane begins kicking things*",
"Spike: Oh, no! The baby's coming. *Emma comes in*",
"Emma: Mom, what happened? *Sees the mess* Shane? What are you doing?",
"Shane: She tricked me!",
"Spike: Em, this is it. It's time.",
"Shane: She's a liar!",
"Emma: She's my mom, and if you hurt her, I will never ever speak to you again.",
"Spike: Phone Snake.",
"Shane: No, you're trying to send me away. I'm not going anywhere.",
"Emma: But mom needs help. So give me the phone *Shane doesn't give it up* Take mom's knitting. You like to knit *Shane gives her the phone and takes the knitting. Emma calls the school* -Degrassi-",
"Secretary: *Answering the phone* Degrassi community school, this is Ms. Smith *Mr. Raditch and Joey enter*",
"Mr. Raditch: I seem to recall you skipping class a couple times *They both laugh*",
"Secretary: Mr. Raditch? I have Emma Nelson on line 2, she's looking for Mr. Simpson. His wife is in labor.",
"Mr. Raditch: Oh, he's out back with his insect club.",
"Joey: I'll go get him.",
"Secretary: Emma, we're going to get him now -Emma's house- *Shane continues to knit, Spike is in labor*",
"Emma: Remember mom, breathe in through your nose, out through your mouth, all at once. I'll phone Liz. *She calls Liz on speed dial* -In the forest behind Degrassi- *Snake with Liberty and 2 others is slowly approaching a butterfly on a leaf*",
"Snake: *Whispering* Moving softly, moving gently, moving quietly.",
"Joey: Snake! Snake! Spike's going to have the baby, man! Come on! She's in labor, let's go.",
"Snake: I'm going to be a dad? I'm going to be a dad, I'm going to be a dad! *Hugs Liberty, and then runs away with Joey*",
"Joey: Wait up!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"-Science classroom- *Mr. Raditch is talking with Spinner*",
"Mr. Raditch: ...And code of conduct says that students that wish to trade lockers must ask for permission from the office. You are going to move back. And everyone else that's involved in your \"scheme\" is going to be back in their lockers by the end of the day. *He exits* *Paige approaches*",
"Paige: So, can I still sit here, do you want me to maybe trade with somebody? *Spinner says nothing* Ok, thanks *she sits down*",
"Spinner: I was just trying to make you happy. I wanted you to have the perfect locker.",
"Paige: I don't need the perfect locker.",
"Spinner: Yeah? Then why didn't you take Hazel's?",
"Paige: It wasn't... It wasn't good enough.",
"Spinner: Yeah, like me. What kind of loser fails English, plus I'm totally broke, course you hate me.",
"Paige: I so do not hate you. I'm sorry if I was demanding, ok? You're free to say I wasn't, hon.",
"Spinner: I never noticed.",
"Paige: It was a super sweet idea.",
"Spinner: Well how about a kiss then? *They kiss, Jimmy enters*",
"Jimmy: *Making a whip crack noise* Kiss me now.",
"Paige: Poor lonely jealous James. If only he had someone to kiss. As if.",
"Spinner: That's why you're my girl. *He kisses her again* -Emma's house- *Liz as arrived and is helping Spike through the delivery*",
"Liz: The baby's fine. There's nothing to worry about.",
"Spike: Except for the mind-blowing agony. Ow! *Liz wipes Spike's forehead*",
"Spike: Em. Em, I'm so sorry I didn't tell you. I meant to. I wanted you to hear it from me, not this way.",
"Emma: Don't worry about it now.",
"Spike: You're important, you're so important. You're important to me. *She continues pushing* *Snake runs in*",
"Snake: What happened in here?",
"Shane: Hi, Snake. *Snake looks bewildered, but realizes it's not the time to ask*",
"Emma: Don't worry about it now, we're all ok. *Spike gives one final push* -Later that day, Emma's front porch- *Shane is finishing up the wool hat Spike was making*",
"Emma: You fixed it. It's beautiful.",
"Shane: Your mom's not very good at knitting. *A black People Carrier from Shane's nursing home pulls up*",
"Nurse: Shane, it's time to go. *Shane makes his way towards the vehicle*",
"Emma: Wait *She hands him Craig's photo* It's a photo of me and you. Craig took it. *Shane embraces the photo*",
"Shane: Bye-bye, Emma",
"Emma: Bye *Shane gets in the van, and it drives away* *Emma goes back inside the house, Spike and Snake are cuddling with baby Jack*",
"Snake: Hey, who's that pretty girl? That's your sister. Her name's Emma",
"Spike: Em, what I said before, how I wanted to tell you...",
"Emma: Yeah, I know. Thanks.",
"Liz: Em, come sit down so I can take your picture. *Emma goes over to Snake and Spike*",
"Emma: You know what Jack? You look just like our dad. *Liz snaps the photo*"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x02 | Father Figure Pt. 2 | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x03.json | [
"Sick of being perceived as \"cute\" and \"adorable,\" Manny changes her image to \"hot,\" which catches all the boys' attention but also creates problems between her, Emma, and J.T. Meanwhile, Joey becomes too involved with Craig's new band, which does not sit well with everyone."
]
| [
"Outside Degrassi",
"(The boys' soccer team and cheerleaders are returning from a victorious game.)",
"Paige: I can't believe we beat them 6-2.",
"Spinner: Did you see Sully bend that last kick before...",
"(Sully walks by.)",
"Sully: (Calling to someone off-screen) Hey Spence, wait up",
"Manny: (Nervously) Hey Sully, Sully um... you did great today, congratulations...",
"Sully: Thanks. (Walks away)",
"Paige: Someone has a crush.",
"Manny: So, you think he'd be interested?",
"Spinner: With you? Um...",
"Paige: Spin doesn't want to be brutal, so um, I will. (Sigh) Sully... not really your type. But I can think of 10 guys you'd be adorable with.",
"Manny: I don't want to be adorable. Bunnies and puppies are adorable.",
"Paige: Hon, if you don't want to be cute, don't be. Just change your image, simple as that.",
"Opening Credits The next day, outside Degrassi",
"Emma: This club will be my mission for the year. I'm calling it S.I.T.E. \"Students Improving The Environment\"",
"Manny: (Not paying attention) Cool.",
"Emma: We'll have letter writing campaigns, and endangered species week...",
"Manny: Wanna hear my mission? I wanna be hot. Not cute. Not adorable. (Takes off her jacket to show Emma her new, more revealing outfit) Hot.",
"Emma: Wow.",
"Manny: There's no way I'm getting dumped this year... (Removes her hair scrunchee) ...For being too young.",
"(JT is skateboarding and can't take his eyes off Manny. He inadvertently skates into the street and wipes out.)",
"Outside Joey's house",
"(Joey is getting Angela into the car.)",
"Angela: Where's my juice?",
"Joey: Oh, shoot, I always forget something, I'll be right back (Turns around to see Craig and Marco, Craig is holding a juice box triumphantly)",
"Craig: I never forget the Angie fuel!",
"Joey: Atta boy! Here you go. (Give the juice to Angela) So, ready to celebrate tonight?",
"(Craig looks confused.)",
"Joey: Your grounding for skipping class. Finito.",
"Marco: Yes! Man, our band so needs their lead singer back.",
"Joey: Band? You guys have a band?",
"Craig: Well yeah, I mean we don't even have a name yet, but um...",
"Joey: This is so cool! Did I ever tell you guys I was in a band?",
"Craig: Like a million times.",
"Joey: Hey, uh guys, what about rehearsals? Do you need a space? I've got a space. You can use my space.",
"Marco: Your garage?",
"Joey: Anytime you want, alright?",
"Joey: Rock on, dudes! (He drives away singing) Everybody wants something, they'll never give up.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos's classroom",
"(Ms. Hatzilakos is showing a movie about frogs. Manny is drawing in her notebook, JT is watching her. Manny notices, and JT looks away quickly, but Manny notices.)",
"JT: Sorry. I was just, uh, looking at your...",
"Many: At my what?",
"JT: (Motioning to the notebook) Can I see that?",
"(Manny shows him her drawings.)",
"JT: You know, I do do doodle interpretation.",
"Manny: Doodle interpretation.",
"Liberty: Shhhh!",
"JT: Your doodles say a lot about you.",
"Manny: Really. What do my doodles say?",
"JT: Well, this flower one here... (He reaches across to point it out.)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: JT, quiet please.",
"At Joey's house",
"(Joey has set up the dining room for a romantic night.)",
"Sydney: Look at this place. Candles, music, you in an apron. (Joey laughs)",
"Joey: What can I say? I enjoy creating an atmosphere.",
"(Sydney and Joey kiss, but are interrupted by Craig's band practicing in the garage.)",
"Sydney: Is that roadwork? It's late.",
"Joey: That's Craig's band. Um, could we pop in for just a minute?",
"Sydney: (Reluctant) Sure",
"In the garage",
"(Craig, Spinner, Marco, and Jimmy are playing as Ashley and Angela watch. Joey and Sydney enter.)",
"Craig: Stop, stop.",
"(They stop playing.)",
"Joey: Hey guys, how's it going?",
"Craig: It's going good, it's really good.",
"Joey: Still finding your sound?",
"Spinner: Well on the road, Mr. Jeremiah. (He hits the crash symbol, and it topples over)",
"Joey: All right! But three guitars, aren't you kind of limiting yourselves? Let me show you what I'm talking about, I've got um.. (Takes his keyboard out of the drawer) It'll do piano, it'll do sax, bells, whatever you want, this thing'll do everything. (He plugs it in)",
"Craig: What, you think Ash should join the band?",
"Joey: Um, no I was gonna just... jam with you guys? Show you what you're missing?",
"Craig: What? Uh...",
"Joey: This is a wicked little number, I'm gonna dedicate it to my baby Angie, and my sweetie, Sydney.",
"Jimmy: Joey, what's the key?",
"Joey: Um, H? I don't know. Go, just go. 1,2,3. (He begins playing \"Everybody Wants Something.\" The others try to keep up, but can't. The result sounds terrible) That's it. (Sings) Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money. And never give up. Give me more! Come on! (Starts jumping around) Yeah!",
"At the mall",
"(Emma and Manny are shopping for clothes.)",
"Emma: Doodle interpretation?",
"Manny: I know, he was totally flirting. It was weird, but at the same time, kind of nice.",
"Emma: Oh my god, you like him!",
"Manny: No! I mean, he's cute, totally cuter than last year, and I'm glad he's interested because it means my new look is working.",
"Emma: But...",
"Manny: He's still just JT",
"Emma: Oh.",
"Manny: My look still feels too tame, or acute, it's not... (She sees a thong and grabs it) This. This is what I need",
"Emma: A thong.",
"Many: What? It's perfect. What do you think?",
"Emma: I think they shouldn't sell this at the mall.",
"The next day, at Degrassi",
"(Manny is walking down the hall with her pants hiked down to show off her thong.)",
"JT: I mean, this whole thing is just weird y'know. I've known Manny since I was about four.",
"Toby: Last year was hot older women, this year it's hot younger women. So what?",
"JT: You're right. So what? So I like her, big deal. I mean it's not like she's become a totally different person... (He sees Manny's thong and is unable to look away. He's not looking where he's going and walks straight into a doorpost)",
"Mr. Armstrong's class",
"(Liberty, sitting directly behind Manny is staring at her thong condescendingly.)",
"Liberty: Psst, Manny. Are you aware I can see your underpants?",
"Manny: Are you aware that I don't care?",
"Liberty: Maybe some people don't want to have to see your underpants all day.",
"Manny: If some people don't like it, maybe they shouldn't look.",
"Liberty: Do you have so little confidence you have to show your entire body?",
"Manny: I didn't ask for your opinion, Liberty. What I wear is none of your business.",
"Liberty: Fine. But it's against code of conduct. And if someone were to point that out to Mr. Radich, I'm sure he'd think it was his business.",
"Outside Degrassi",
"(Manny and Emma are passing out fliers for Emma's club.)",
"Manny: Are you sure this isn't too much?",
"Emma: You look great. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. And apparently JT agrees.",
"(JT and Toby are sitting nearby.)",
"Toby: Just go talk to her",
"(JT shakes his head.)",
"Emma: So what are you going to do when he asks you out?",
"Liberty: (Coming over) When who asks Manny out?",
"Emma: JT. Isn't it so cute?",
"Liberty: Oh. I didn't know you liked JT.",
"Manny: I might",
"(Liberty looks disappointed.)",
"Toby: Go.",
"JT: Ok.",
"(He walks towards Manny.)",
"Emma: Better hurry up and decide.",
"JT: Manny...",
"Emma: We've got to go to a meeting. So, bye. (She runs away with Liberty in tow)",
"Manny: Hi.",
"JT: I guess, let me guess, I just interrupted a big talk about... endangered platypuses.",
"Manny: Um, something a bit more serious.",
"JT: Well um, what's more serious than a mammal that can lay eggs?",
"Manny: I don't know, you tell me.",
"(Sully approaches.)",
"Sully: Hey um, Manny, right? (He looks at the fliers) This thing, are you going to be there?",
"Manny: (nervously) Yeah... Yeah, well my best friend is organizing it.",
"Sully: Great, well um, maybe I'll show up.",
"JT: Manny? (Manny is entranced by Sully) Manny?",
"Manny: Oh, uh, sorry. What were we talking about?",
"JT: Platypuses. What's more serious? Manny? (Manny has gone back into her trance-like state.) Hello?",
"At Emma's club",
"(Emma and Ashley are giving their presentation on protecting the rainforest. No one is paying attention, they're all more interested in Manny.)",
"Emma: What I'm saying is, if your parents want to buy a tropical hardwood toilet seat, don't let them. Ever year, millions of hectares of tropical rainforests are destroyed. And rainforests are important for so many reasons...",
"Sully: Manny. What's that short for?",
"Manny: Manny? Um, Manuela.",
"Sully: Manuela. Nice.",
"Emma: ...If your parents still insist on buying tropical hardwood, tell them that by buying the toilet seat, they're destroying the rainforest, Our planet's lungs.",
"At CQJH",
"Joey: Caitlin!",
"Caitlin: Joey. What are you doing here?",
"Joey: Actually I was wondering if I could borrow the video camera you had at Spike's baby shower.",
"Caitlin: Oh, yeah, sure. What is it, for Angela?",
"Joey: Actually, it's for Craig's band.",
"Caitlin: Band?",
"Joey: Yeah",
"Caitlin: (Laughs) Oh, you must be having some serious flashbacks",
"Joey: Oh, am I ever. We were jamming in the garage last night, it was like totally like the Zits again. All over.",
"Caitlin: Uhh, jamming?",
"Joey: Yeah",
"Caitlin: Joey, you're not a teenager.",
"Joey: I know, I just thought the boys could use some direction. If I knew that you thought the Zits were a joke...",
"Caitlin: I did not!",
"Joey: But if we had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different.",
"Caitlin: And maybe if you'd written more than one song (Hands him the video camera) There you go. Camera. Just, uh... never mind.",
"Joey: What?",
"Caitlin: Just remember that they're teenagers. That's all I'm going to say. Bye.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Joey's Garage",
"(The boys are playing while Joey films them.)",
"Joey: Ok, ok guys, stop, stop, stop. Craig, I'm only getting your profile, man.",
"Craig: Joey, this is just a rehearsal, I really think we should hold off with the camera and...",
"Joey: We talked about this guys, this camera is your audience, alright, an stage presence is just as important as your sound. And speaking of sound, I know you guys want to play your own music, and I think that's a great goal, ok, but maybe you should start with some covers first. Like, uh, maybe some George Michael. Crag, I know you know the words to Faith.",
"Craig: Joey!",
"Joey: What?",
"(The phone rings, Joey sets down the camera and Joey goes to answer it.)",
"Joey: Just think about it, I mean, you guys have to learn to walk before you can run, ok? (Picks up the phone) Hello? Oh, I can't hear you, hold on. Yeah (He exits)",
"Jimmy: Man, Joey's brutal.",
"Spinner: Gotta learn to walk, before you can run.",
"Marco: I'm sorry, ok? It's funny. In a sad in pathetic sort of way.",
"Spinner: Dude, you really need to talk to him. George Michael?",
"Jimmy: Yeah. Faith?",
"Craig: Hey, shut up. What am I supposed to tell him? He's so deluded he thinks he's in the band. He's embarrassing himself, and he doesn't even know it.",
"(Close up of the video camera. Unbeknownst to them, it's been rolling the entire time.)",
"At Degrassi",
"(Emma is taking down her environmental club poster, Sean runs up.)",
"Sean: Hey.",
"Emma: Look who's here to help.",
"Sean: I'm sorry, I really wanted to go.",
"Emma: But you were abducted by aliens.",
"Sean: Close, I had to help Mr. Ehl in the shop. How was it?",
"Emma: Well, you're practically the only guy in school who wasn't there.",
"Sean: Should I be jealous?",
"Emma: They weren't there for me.",
"Sean: No?",
"Emma: Or the environment. They only wanted...",
"(Manny walks by.)",
"Manny: Hey Em. Hey, Sean.",
"Sean: I'm... just gonna take down the rest of the posters in that hallway.",
"Emma: Thanks",
"(Sean exits.)",
"Manny: That was an amazing turnout, huh?",
"Emma: Yeah, if any of them come back.",
"Manny: Don't worry, I'll make them.",
"Emma: So, what's happening with JT?",
"Manny: What do you like better, Manny or Manuela? Sully likes Manuela, he says it's exotic. Manuela Santos. Oh yeah, did you say something?",
"Emma: Yeah, but it was nothing.",
"(Mr. Radich enters.)",
"Mr. Radich: Manny, I've been meaning to talk to you about your attire. It contravenes the code of conduct.",
"Manny: But everybody wears crop tops.",
"Mr. Radich: It's not about the crop top. I expect you to show up tomorrow in an outfit that does not reveal your undergarments.",
"Manny: But lowriders are in. And I...",
"Mr. Radich: And I've had complaints. So no more visible underwear.",
"Joey's house",
"(Joey is watching the video of Craig and his band. Craig enters.)",
"Joey: Hey, did you turn everything off in the garage?",
"Craig: Uh-huh. What are you watching?",
"Joey: Footage that I shot. I want to show you what I'm talking about with that stage presence thing (He fast forwards a little) Oh, I went too far.",
"(On video.)",
"Spinner: Gotta learn to walk, before you can run.",
"Marco: I'm sorry, ok? It's funny. In a sad in pathetic sort of way.",
"Spinner: Dude, you really need to talk to him. George Michael?",
"Jimmy: Yeah. Faith?",
"Craig: Hey, shut up. What am I supposed to tell him? He's so deluded he thinks he's in the band. He's embarrassing himself, and he doesn't even know it.",
"(Joey and Craig look on, shocked.)",
"Craig: I think I'll... (He exits)",
"At Degrassi, the next day",
"Emma: Manny, I know you were really upset that Radich busted you.",
"(Manny takes off her jacket. Her outfit is not that much different from yesterday's.)",
"Manny: Actually, it turned out not to be such a bad thing.",
"Emma: Do you want to get suspended?",
"Manny: What? I'm not breaking any rules.",
"Emma: Manny, Mr. Radich said...",
"Manny: He said no visible underwear. And do you see any underwear?",
"Emma: No, but...",
"Manny: That's right. (whispers) Because I'm not wearing any.",
"(She walks away, drawing stares from everyone passing by.)",
"Ms. Hatzilakos's classroom",
"Ms. Hatzilakos's: So frogs, they're amphibians. They live both on land and in water, and they find food in both realms. Insects, small fish, and even other frogs. So, who wants to feed our web-footed friends a little snack? Manny?",
"Manny: Sure. (She walks up to the front, everyone is staring at her ass. She accidentally drops something on the floor, everyone looks closer as she bends down.)",
"JT: Uh, Stop! (He hurries to the front of the class) Why does Manny get to feed these frogs when I don't?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Because you didn't volunteer.",
"JT: Well, I volunteer then.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Ok, so feed them and then sit down.",
"JT: Ok. In the halls immediately after class",
"JT: Uh, hey Manny.",
"Manny: Hey JT.",
"JT: Look, I was just wondering if maybe you were free tomorrow? If maybe we could go see a movie?",
"Sully: See this JT? (Holds up his hand) Buh-bye.",
"Manny: Actually, JT, I'm busy tomorrow. I'm sorry.",
"Emma: Manny, um, I need to talk to you. (Takes her aside)",
"Manny: Now?",
"Emma: How could you do that to JT?",
"Manny: What? I didn't do anything.",
"Emma: No, you just broke his heart.",
"Manny: Emma, come on.",
"Emma: You're getting this huge ego.",
"Manny: I am not. Just because I'm dressed nice...",
"Emma: You're dressing like an idiot. But what I really care about is how you're acting.",
"Manny: I'm always there for you Emma. When you fight with Sean, when you find out your mom's pregnant, for your stupid environmental club.",
"Emma: It's not stupid.",
"Manny: The one time it's not about you, you do this to me.",
"Emma: I'm just concerned...",
"Manny: Because it sounds more like you're jealous!",
"Emma: You know what? Just forget this. Bye.",
"Manny: This is who I am now, Em. If you can't accept that, then don't talk to me. Outside Joey's house",
"(Craig has just come home.)",
"Joey: Hey. Thought you were never coming home.",
"Craig: Uhh, I had rehearsal in Marco's basement, and... Joey, I'm really sorry.",
"Joey: I should have known better.",
"Craig: No, you were trying to help.",
"Joey: I was... (Sighs) Craig, when I was in high school, my band the Zits meant everything to me. And they were good times, some of the best. Anything felt possible. And then I wake up one day, I'm in my 30's, and I have a daughter and a teenage stepson, and I'm thinking to myself \"Whoa. When did this happen?\" I guess I was just trying to feel that way again. So Marco's basement, huh?",
"Craig: Yeah.",
"Joey: You know, there's better acoustics in the garage.",
"Craig: What about the keyboard?",
"Joey: It's back in the box.",
"Craig: (silently) Thank you!",
"At the Dot",
"(Manny watched as Emma an JT pass by outside, Sully comes over with two coffees.)",
"Sully: Manuela? Something wrong?",
"Manny: No. Everything's just great.",
"(Emma and JT see her through the window as they pass by, but don't stop.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x03 | Seduction | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x04.json | [
"The skeletons in Marco's closet are brought to the forefront when Ellie refuses to pretend to be his girlfriend any longer and he soon falls for Paige's gay brother, Dylan. Meanwhile, Snake suddenly develops a mysterious illness that causes spontaneous bleeding and dizziness."
]
| [
"In front of a house",
"(Marco is dressed for the beach; Ellie is wearing all black. They are walking towards a blue van.)",
"Marco: I don't know why you hate Paige.",
"Ellie: 'Cause she's pure evil?",
"Marco: She's very sweet, actually. And don't worry about today, okay? You're my guest.",
"(Marco and Ellie reach the van. Paige opens the door.)",
"Paige: Ellie, hun, I thought vampires couldn't go out in the sun.",
"Spinner: I guess that leaves shotgun for DelStudly. Unless he wants to sit back here with his honey.",
"Marco: No, that's cool. Uh, shotgun for me.",
"Paige: Oh, uh, Marco, meet my brother, Dylan, our chauffeur for the day.",
"Dylan: Hey Marco!",
"Marco: Hey. (Stares at Dylan)",
"[Opening Credits]",
"At the beach, the gang is climbing out of the car",
"Jimmy: Dylan, thanks for the ride, man. Bring on the bikinis!",
"Spinner: Woo-hoo! Beach!",
"Hazel: Nice beach! Wow, we are going to have so much fun!",
"Marco: Come on, El. Cheer up.",
"Paige: Hey guys, don't forget the umbrellas.",
"(She hands Spinner a colorful basket from the rear of the car.)",
"Hazel: Okay.",
"Spinner: Yeah, um, I'm not carrying that.",
"Paige: Why not?",
"Spinner: What, want me to look like some homo? (He gets a look from Paige and Dylan)No, not, not homo as in gay, homo as in, uh...",
"Dylan: Milk? It's okay. I told her not to pack that ridiculous picnic basket.",
"Paige: Gee, and I told Spin not to be an insensitive jerk today.",
"Jimmy: Guys, let's go!",
"Marco: Guys, where's the water gun?",
"Spinner: Wait, where are the marshmallows?",
"(The gang walks towards the beach.)",
"At the Nelson-Simpson household",
"(Spike is walking and bouncing baby Jack. Snake and Emma enter the house.)",
"Snake: Achoo!",
"Spike: Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!",
"Emma: When you gave birth it-",
"Spike: Shhh!",
"Emma: It was to a baby, not a jet engine, right?",
"Spike: Emma.",
"Emma: Between Jack's all night crying and the drip-drip-drip of that hot water heater, I'm not sleeping.",
"Snake: I'm on it. Foam wrapped around the heater. No more drip-drip-drip. (He cuts himself with the razor while trying to open the package) Ow!",
"(Jack starts crying.)",
"Spike: Shhh!",
"Snake: Fiddlesticks!",
"Spike: Oh, Snake! (She hands Jack to Emma, gets a towel, and wraps it around Snake's finger.)",
"Snake: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!",
"Spike: If you're sick you can't stay here. Jack just got over a cold.",
"Snake: Spike!",
"Spike: I'm serious!",
"Emma: Mom, Jack's not in a bubble.",
"Spike: Really? Do you want to breast feed him when he's running a fever?",
"Snake: No, and neither do you, so... (picks up the phone)",
"Spike: There we go. (Places Jack in the baby seat) That's a good boy.",
"Snake: Jeremiah, feel like having some company this weekend? Achoo!",
"Spike: Shhh!",
"At the beach",
"Dylan: Let's play some volleyball, man.",
"Paige: (spraying bugs) Ew! Ew! Ew!",
"Marco: (to Ellie) Okay, so maybe it was a mistake inviting you today.",
"Ellie: Well, I couldn't let my \"honey\" come here all by himself. Earlier. Spinner called me your honey and you didn't correct him",
"Marco: I didn't think it was that big a deal.",
"Ellie: Last year, fine. But I'm not lying anymore. I'm not your girlfriend.",
"Marco: Okay, fine then. No more lies, okay? We're just friends from now on.",
"Hazel: Hey guys! Volleyball game. You in?",
"Marco: I am.",
"Ellie: You play. I'll read.",
"(A montage of volleyball. It's Paige, Hazel, and Dylan verses Marco, Spinner, and Jimmy. Spinner trips Jimmy, Spinner gets distracted by girls and gets hit in the head with the ball. Jimmy and Marco laugh at him. Paige hits Spinner in the butt with a ball. After the game is finished, walking away)",
"Jimmy: Yeah, Junior A Hockey Star.",
"Dylan: Guys, I've got four tickets to our exhibition opener on Tuesday. You want 'em?",
"Spinner: Yeah, sure.",
"Jimmy: We'll be there.",
"Paige: Come on.",
"(They all leave except for Dylan and Marco.)",
"Marco: Man, you totally creamed us. Like bad.",
"Dylan: The trick is to toss the ball lightly and then serve. Don't slam. Control. (He moves away and spreads out his arms) Pretend I'm the net and just concentrate on getting it over.",
"Marco: Okay.",
"(He hits the ball and Dylan catches it.)",
"Dylan: See, you're a natural. (He squeezes Marco's shoulder.)",
"Marco: Thanks. (Blushes)",
"At Craig's house. Craig is playing his guitar and then stops to sit next to Ashley on the couch.",
"Craig: Okay, so I'm thinking put Ange to bed at 8, Joey won't get back til like at least midnight, and, uh, we've got the house pretty much to ourselves.",
"Ashley: Missing the beach is not so bad after all.",
"(He lies her back on the couch and they kiss. The doorbell rings. Joey goes to answer it.)",
"Joey: I'm still here. (Opens the door to see Snake) Wow, you look awful.",
"Snake: Good to see you, too, Jeremiah.",
"Angela: Uncle Archie's here! Yay! (Runs into his arms)",
"Craig: Uh, Joey?",
"Joey: Uh, yeah, I forgot to tell you. Snake's spending the weekend with us.",
"Craig: What?",
"Snake: Yeah. I got a cold. Spike's a little crazy about germs and the baby right now, so ...",
"Craig: Oh, so you can come here and infect us?",
"Joey: No, he gets to help with the babysitting. Oh, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late. I've got to pick up Sydney. I'll see you later. Have fun!",
"Snake: Didn't plan on spending Saturday night with ol' Mr. Simpson, huh?",
"Craig: No, not really.",
"Back at the beach, Spinner, Marco, and Jimmy are squirting each other with water guns. Paige and Dylan are watching them while sitting on their towels",
"Dylan: Looks like the guys are having fun. Look at them.",
"Paige: Mmm-hmm.",
"Dylan: So, you and Spin are like joined at the hip, Jimmy used to date Ashley, and Marco...?",
"Paige: Dates Ellie.",
"(Dylan's face falls.)",
"Paige: What?",
"Dylan: Nothing. Just... I just thought that maybe he might be, you know.",
"Paige: Not everyone is gay, Dylan.",
"Hazel: (joining them) I'm freezing. Who's gay?",
"Paige: Dylan thinks Marco is. Even though he and El have been dating forever.",
"Dylan: Like I've never dated girls. What's your take on this, Hazel?",
"Hazel: Well, as someone who had the most pathetic crush on Marco last year, join the line up. He and Ellie are soul mates. Sorry.",
"Dylan: No problem. (He eyes a group of passing male joggers) Moving on...",
"Paige: Hello there!",
"Dylan: Look at them sweat!",
"Spinner: That's just wrong.",
"Jimmy: What? He's gay. It's what they do.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but it's gross. Touching another guy, kissing...",
"Jimmy: You were all over Marco just a second ago.",
"Spinner. Ha ha ha. That's funny. (Squirts Jimmy with the water gun) At the Jeremiah household, Craig and Snake are playing a skiing video game. Ashley is watching them, annoyed",
"Snake: I'm going all the way on this one!",
"Craig: No, you're going down, Simpson!",
"Snake: Yes! Who is the Sultan of the Slopes? Who is the Master of the Moguls? (Stands up, drops the controller, and falls back onto the couch)",
"Ashley: Mr. Simpson?",
"Snake: (nose bleeds) I must have taken that last turn a little bit too hard.",
"Craig: Um, you're bleeding. (Hands Snake a tissue) Should I call Spike?",
"Snake: No, I'm fine. I'm just a little over stimulated. I need to take it easy.",
"Ashley: Are you sure?",
"Snake: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Spike will just get worried over nothing. So, one more Slalom. Come on, Manning. Take me on. I'll kill you. At the beach... Ellie is strumming on her guitar, Hazel is spreading mayo on bread, Spinner and Paige are toasting marshmallows",
"Jimmy: (waves broken sausage in Hazel's face) Want some of that?",
"Hazel: Ew!",
"Dylan: That's just gross.",
"Paige: Okay, I want it soft and gooey, but not burnt-carcinogenic, so not so close to the fire... (Sarcastic) Thanks.",
"Spinner: (mocking Paige) Not so close to the fire. Marco, why are you all the way over here? Ellie's over there. Go be a boyfriend.",
"(Marco sits on the bench next to Ellie.)",
"Marco: So, uh, whatcha playing?",
"Ellie: I don't know. Nothing. Just strumming.",
"(Spinner motions for Marco to put his arm around Ellie. Marco places his hand on her shoulder.)",
"Ellie: Marco?",
"Paige: Uh, hun, it's okay. He's your boyfriend.",
"Ellie: He is not my boyfriend, actually. We, we broke up. Didn't we, Marco?",
"(Marco walks away with Dylan looking after him. Dylan leaves after Marco, finds him on some rocks, and sits next to him.)",
"Dylan: You okay?",
"(Marco shakes his head 'no,' but won't look at Dylan. Dylan places his hand on Marco's leg and then takes it away.)",
"The next day at Degrassi Community School, Paige and Spinner are walking into the building",
"Spinner: I can't believe they broke up.",
"Paige: Sorry, but I'm not surprised. Ellie must have been a blast to date.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but why didn't he tell me?",
"Paige: Cause maybe it wasn't any of your business?",
"Spinner: Uh, we're like best friends now.",
"Paige: Well, maybe that's not all he's lying about. It's stupid, okay, but Dylan thinks that Marco might be gay.",
"Spinner: What?! No. He's been with Ellie.",
"Paige: So, like Dylan never dated any girls before he came out? Though you've gotta admit, they would make a cute couple.",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Paige: What? Dylan's a total catch.",
"Spinner: Stop. Marco's not gay. End of story.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the boy's bathroom, Marco is playing with his hair and wearing a new hockey jersey",
"Marco: He shoots, he scores. (Leaves bathroom)",
"Craig: Too much sun on the weekend, Marco? What are you wearing?",
"Jimmy: First the whole break up mystery and now you've got a sudden interest in hockey?",
"Marco: Hey, I like hockey, and as for El, look man, I don't know. I was embarrassed. DelStudly losing his girl.",
"Jimmy: Oh, please. There's plenty of more fish in the sea, my man.",
"Spinner: So, uh, Marco, what do you think of the Andropov trade to the Redskins?",
"Marco: Andropov? I think it's great. I really think that his, uh, skating skills - they're really gonna help.",
"Craig: (laughs)",
"Marco: What?",
"Spinner: Redskins are football. You have no idea what you're talking about.",
"Craig: Oh-kay. At the school library. Dylan is photocopying from a book. Marco comes to the glass wall in front of the copier and taps on it. Dylan looks up",
"Dylan: Marco, hey.",
"Marco: Hey.",
"Dylan: You have fun at the beach?",
"Marco: Yeah. I mean, it's the beach, right? Fun's sort of built in there and... yeah.",
"Dylan: Cool. You're a fan of the Buds. (Marco stares at him blankly) The Maple Leafs? Your jersey?",
"Marco: Yeah, I love 'em. They're a great hockey team.",
"(Jay enters the room and clears his throat.)",
"Jay: Hey, Buddy, you better not drop anything in front of Homochuk. (sits down at a table)",
"(Dylan pulls a book off the shelving cart and throws it at Jay's feet. He leans over the table, staring straight at Jay.)",
"Jay: Whatever. (He gets up and leaves.)",
"(Marco walks over and picks up the book.)",
"Dylan: (surprised) Thanks.",
"Marco: No problem.",
"In the hallway",
"Craig: Hey, Emma.",
"Emma: Hey. Did your houseguest totally ruin your weekend?",
"Craig: No, he was pretty cool.",
"Emma: Since Jack was born, my mom has been a total germ freak. Snake's got a cold. Big deal. What?",
"Craig: I'm just - I'm not sure that's all that's wrong. Outside of DCS, Marco is greeting a bunch of girls. Spinner watches all of this contemplatively while listening to his cd player",
"Marco: Hey, guys, what's up? Kelly, how are you? Anyways, I gotta jet. Take care guys. In Ms. Hatzilakos' science class",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Okay the first step you're going to add two drops of the paramecium specimen to your slide. Then you're going to add one drop of methyl cellulose. That's going to help slow down the movement of the paramecia.",
"Spinner: So, you never told me why you and Ellie split.",
"Marco: Oh, I guess we felt more like brother and sister. Friends.",
"Spinner: So, uh, why don't we get you a real girlfriend?",
"Marco: Who? Everyone's paired up.",
"Spinner: Not Hazel. What? She's single, she's hot, she liked you last year. I mean, what's the problem?",
"Marco: Nothing. Cool. Hazel. Great.",
"Spinner: Great, I'll set it up. For tonight. In Mr. Simpson's office. He is fixing his bandaid",
"Manny: It's a silent auction. All proceeds are going to the Junior Spirit Squad cheer campaign. Our routines are so 2001!",
"Snake: I'm sorry. What do I have to do again?",
"Manny: Just donate something for the silent auction and be there for the bidding. Whatever you want.",
"Snake: Fine, you got me.",
"(Emma enters and Manny leaves.)",
"Snake: (sighs) Manny should get into sales.",
"Emma: Yeah.",
"Snake: Is something wrong?",
"Emma: I don't know. Is there? Craig told me you passed out.",
"Snake: Yeah, and, uh, thank you for the concern, but I am not the first person with a cold to get a little dizzy.",
"Emma: But what if it's not a cold? What if it's more serious?",
"Snake: (yelling) Emma, would you stop thinking the worst? I'm overtired, I'm overworked. I've, I've, I've got a cold, so what?",
"(Emma backs away.)",
"Snake: (calmer) That's all it is, okay?",
"Emma: Okay, sorry. (Leaves)",
"Snake: (pulls out his cell phone) Hi, this is Archie Simpson. I'd like to make an appointment with Dr. Margota. 4:30? This afternoon? Um. Okay. Thanks. (Blood is coming through his bandaid)",
"At the Dot. Paige, Spinner, Marco, and Hazel are laughing and drinking soda",
"Marco: And this film is about this woman in a coma, right? And her male nurse is hot for her.",
"Spinner: For a chick in a coma?",
"Marco: That's what I'm saying!",
"Hazel: Sounds hilarious. So, um, you wanna see it again? We could go together.",
"Marco: Yeah, sounds good. I'm getting kinda dry. Does anyone want another drink? (Spinner rubs his fingers together, making a money sign) On me?",
"Paige: Okay!",
"(Marco goes up to the counter.)",
"Hazel: He's so cute!",
"(Ellie enters the Dot.)",
"Spinner: Maybe he needs a little help.",
"Hazel: Oh. (She joins Marco at the counter) Thought you might need some help with those drinks. (Looks at Ellie, then puts her hand on Marco's arm.) Marco?",
"Marco: (looking at Ellie) Sorry.",
"(Hazel and Marco bring the sodas back to the table. Ellie rolls her eyes.)",
"Spinner: Dude, just ignore her.",
"Hazel: Totally. We should all go see that movie. You don't like subtitles to begin with, but",
"Paige: Yeah, they involve reading.",
"Spinner: Heh.",
"Hazel: But it might be cool. You know. All of us? We could cover the story.",
"Marco: I gotta go. My mom's making marinara sauce and I always help her. Thanks, Hazel, it's just getting kinda late. (Walks out of the Dot)",
"Hazel: Did I do something?",
"(Spinner walks out after Marco.)",
"At the doctor's office, 6:14 p.m.",
"Snake: So, doc, since when has bloodletting become a cure for the common cold, eh?",
"Doctor: I wish it were that trivial.",
"Snake: There's nothing trivial about a cold. Sneezing, sniffling...",
"Doctor: I have to do more tests and, uh, a bone marrow biopsy.",
"Snake: Bone marrow. Why?",
"Doctor: Because your symptoms all point to acute myeloid leukemia - cancer of the blood.",
"Snake: Cancer, but, uh...",
"Doctor: It's a scary word, I know, but like I said, we have to run more tests. The important thing is if it is cancer, we've caught it early. And we can beat it, okay? In an alleyway, Spinner has caught up to Marco",
"Spinner: What are you doing?",
"Marco: Leave me alone, Spin.",
"Spinner: You just walked out on your date with Hazel. She's sitting there and...",
"Marco: I mean it, Spin! Please, back off!",
"Spinner: (throws Marco against a dumpster) What's going on?!",
"Marco: You don't understand!",
"Spinner: That you're a psycho? You walked out on a date with one of Degrassi's coolest girls for your mom's pasta sauce? It doesn't make sense!",
"Marco: Yes, it does!",
"Spinner: Oh, yeah. Well, stop crying and explain it to me, 'cause obviously I'm a moron and don't get it.",
"Marco: Because, Spin!",
"Spinner: Because what?!",
"Marco: Because I'm gay.",
"(Spinner shoves past Marco, hitting his shoulder. Marco is left crying.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x04 | Fierte | bunniefuu |
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"Spinner tries to cut Marco out of his life after he learns that he is gay, and Marco wonders if he should keep it a secret from everyone else until an encounter with a group of homophobic guys shows him who his real friends are. Meanwhile, Snake gets sicker and finds out he has leukemia."
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"Front of school",
"Spinner: (To extras) Yeah, alright. Take it easy.",
"Marco: (Walks up to Spinner sitting on steps) So...",
"Spinner: So, what?",
"Marco: Look Spin. Um... you didn't tell anyone, did you?",
"Spinner: Tell anyone what?",
"Marco: About what I said yesterday... (Spinner acts confused) At the café... (Spinner shrugs his shoulders, acting to be clueless) Man, after the date with Hazel. You know what I'm talking about!",
"Spinner: (Laughs) Dude, I can't read your mind, so just say it.",
"Marco: (Sits down next to Spinner) That I'm gay.",
"Spinner: Oh that! Well, you know, maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. (Gets up and walks away)",
"[Opening Credits]",
"In hallway",
"Ellie: (Walking down hallway with Marco) I'm sure he didn't tell anyone. Why would he?",
"Marco: To make my life a living hell...",
"(Cut to Craig and Jimmy)",
"Craig: (To Jimmy) Alright, Spin asked us to keep it a secret until he's thought about it more, so you can't tell anybody, alright?",
"Jimmy: Promise.",
"(Ellie and Marco overhear)",
"Ellie: (To Jimmy and Craig) Keep what a secret?",
"Marco: (Says nervously) Yeah...what's the big news?",
"Jimmy: Uh....okay, Paige is turning 16 in a few weeks, and Spin is planning a surprise party.",
"Craig: Yeah, meaning you two can tell no one.",
"Marco: (Feeling relieved, hugs Craig and Jimmy) Guys, I'll carry the secret to my grave, okay? (Walks away) See you in homeroom, huh? (Bumps into extra and apologizes)",
"(Ellie walks away while giving a confused look to Craig and Jimmy)",
"Media Immersion Lab",
"Emma: (Knocks on window to Snake inside, waves, and walks inside) Hey! Just wanted to check in, see how you're holding up.",
"Snake: Good! Well my last meal was 14 hours ago, so I'm a little hungry, but uh... (Looks at Emma's food and Emma jokingly hides it behind her back) I wasn't going to lunge at it...I'm not an animal.",
"Emma: So my mom's picking you up this afternoon.",
"Snake: For my biopsy, yes. And you can say Leukemia, too, 'cuz I don't have it yet. (Looks down and appears to be in pain)",
"Emma: Maybe you should just go home.",
"Snake: No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. Besides, Manny's silent auction is at lunch. Nothing says jackpot like a personal (something) portrait. Hey look, what do you think? (Types on computer) He looks more like me, or Spike?",
"Emma: (Looks at a blank screen on computer) He looks like a bunch of code.",
"(Picture of Baby Jack appears, and Emma leans on Snake in a loving way)",
"Snake: Actually, I'm gunna look a lot like Jack if Chemo has its way. Bald, bald, bald. (Emma stands up)",
"In hallway",
"Craig: (To Spinner and Jimmy) Why are they teaching us about soil erosion? I'm not a farmer! I'm never gunna be a farmer!",
"Dylan: (Shows up and gives them tickets) Here are the tickets I promised!",
"Craig, Jimmy, and Spinner: Nice!",
"Dylan: You guys still coming to come see me play?",
"Craig, Jimmy, and Spinner: Yeah!",
"Dylan: Alright, see you tonight! Oh, remember, one of those is for Marco.",
"Craig: Oh man, hockey, The Gardens...boy's night out! (Slaps Jimmy's hand)",
"Jimmy: Boy's night!",
"Spinner: Oo Hockey! Oo Boy's night out! Could you two be bigger \"fags\"?",
"(They start walking down the hall)",
"Jimmy: Okay...now I don't know who's a bigger weirdo today - Spinner, or Marco.",
"Spinner: Marco. And he's not coming. (Craig and Jimmy exchange looks) What since when does Marco like hockey? He's doing some \"gay\" artsy thing with Ellie anyway.",
"Jimmy: Uh, they broke up.",
"Spinner: Right. Broke up. Funny. (Walks away)",
"In Gym",
"Jimmy: (To Marco) Marco, what's this idea about you bailing on us tonight?",
"Marco: Bailing?",
"Craig: Yeah, Dylan's game. You're chilling with Ellie, right? It's too bad man...",
"(Marco gives Spinner an upset look)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Alright, guys and your teams, I want you to spread out on either side of the net. This is a volleying drill meaning I want to see three successful volleys among your own players before putting it over. Let's get started...",
"Marco: (To Spinner) So what now, huh? What? Are you freezing me up with guys?",
"Spinner: Why do you want to come anyway? It's hockey, not ballet. (Walks under net)",
"Marco: Dylan invited me!",
"Spinner: Yeah, and that's the only reason you want to go - your big gay crush.",
"Mr. Armstrong: You guys going to gossip or play? Let's go. (Throws ball to Spinner's team) This side serves first.",
"(The ball is in play and makes its way to Spinner. Spinner then spikes the ball at Marco, and Marco falls down)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Gavin, did I say to spike? (Spinner shakes his head)",
"Craig: (Makes fun) Nice going Spinner!",
"Mr. Armstrong: Then volley like I told you. Okay Matt, you serve. (Throws ball to extra)",
"(Extra \"Matt\" serves the ball to Spinner, and Spinner spikes it again at Marco)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Gavin, Change Room now! (Points to Change Room, starts walking there, and Spinner follows)",
"Marco: (On floor) Good thing Spin spikes like a girl! (Spinner looks at Marco and walks away)",
"In Front Foyer",
"Snake: (Leaning against stairs talking to Liberty) Liberty, come on. Two dollars?",
"Liberty: Okay, I guess I could go up to five.",
"Snake: You can go up to ten! Come on, Manny's counting on me to bring in the big bucks!",
"Manny: (Arrives) Even fifty bucks would be nice. (Looks at Mrs. H) Looks like someone's already there!",
"Mrs. H: (To extras)...So why don't you place your bids and the highest bidders get to spend a day with me. We're going to the Science Center. It'll be a lot of fun, okay? Here you go. (Hands bidding sheet to extra)",
"Snake: Alright...watch this. (Walks up stairs of front foyer to make an announcement) Degrassi...Degrassi! I issue you a challenge! Raise 250 bucks by this time tomorrow, and I'll shave my head right here in the foyer! (Crowd cheers) Make me proud people! In Bathroom",
"(Spinner is writing something on the wall. Jimmy walks in)",
"Jimmy: What's your problem with Marco?",
"Spinner: What's my problem? (Points to \"Marco is a 'fag'\" which he wrote on the wall) That's my problem, okay? And its true. He told me himself.",
"Jimmy: Marco's gay?",
"Spinner: Yeah. And if you don't back off, (nudges Jimmy away) I may start to think you are, too. (Walks over to sink and washes his hands)",
"Jimmy: So what are you gunna write next? Something about me being black?",
"(They exchange looks, and Jimmy walks away)",
"In hallway",
"Ellie: (To Marco) Hey! I heard about gym class. You're not gunna take that, are you?",
"Marco: (Opens his locker) What am I supposed to do El?",
"Ellie: I dunno...get Dylan to use Spinner as a hockey puck tonight?",
"Marco: Yeah. I'm not going. (Puts away his books)",
"Ellie: Dylan invited you. You have to.",
"Marco: Why?",
"Ellie: Marco, come on. I'm not blind. Go to the game.",
"Jimmy: (Arrives) You better be coming Del Rossi. Pizza at The Dot first, then a night of our national sport.",
"Marco: But Spin...",
"Jimmy: (Interupts Marco) Spin's an idiot. Okay, so come.",
"Marco: Fine. But I'll meet you at the arena okay, 'cuz pizza and Spin...",
"Jimmy: Always a bad combo.",
"Marco: Yeah.",
"Jimmy: Okay, I'll see you there. (Walks away)",
"(Ellie pats Marco on shoulder and walks away. Marco leans against locker and thinks to himself)",
"At The Dot",
"(Paige walks in to greet Spinner, Craig, and Jimmy at table)",
"Craig: Um, I thought this was boy's night.",
"Paige: For you. For me it's \"watch Dylan play hockey for the gazillionth time night.\" (Looks around) Where's Marco? (To Spinner) Spinner?",
"Jimmy: Um, actually he's gunna meet us at the arena. (To Craig) Wanna go settle the bill? (Both Craig and Jimmy get up and leave)",
"Paige: (Sits down) Okay, hun, get over it already.",
"Spinner: Paige...",
"Paige: I've been there with Dylan, and it's hard, I know.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but Dylan's your brother. You had to deal.",
"Paige: And you have to deal with Marco!",
"Spinner: No, actually, I don't. (Gets up and leaves)",
"Emma's House",
"(Joey and Sydney brought food over for Snake)",
"Joey: Okay, I think that's everything. Salad. Sydney's Seafood Jumbalaya.",
"Sydney: I know, sounds suspect. But the mega 3 fatty acids will do wonders for Snake's immune system.",
"Emma: Cool.",
"Joey: Salad, bread, and dessert. (To Sydney) Okay, we should go before they arrive.",
"Sydney: Right.",
"(Door opens and Snake, Spike, and Jack arrive home)",
"Snake: Ugh, that was a pain in the... (Sees Joey and Sydney) Surprise...",
"Spike: What are you guys doing here?",
"Joey: We just thought we'd drop off some food, and now we're gunna leave 'cuz we know you've had a hard day. (Sydney and Joey start to leave)",
"Snake: No, what this? No it's nothing! Stay, Stay!",
"Spike: Archie, come on. You're exhausted.",
"Snake: No I'm not!",
"Spike: Fine, but I want you to sit.",
"Snake: Oh, sit, right. The biopsy was from my pelvic bone so, uh, I won't be complaining about hemorrhoids anytime soon.",
"(Joey, Emma, and Sydney exchange looks)",
"Snake: That was a joke! You know I'm not dead yet.",
"Spike: Snake!",
"Snake: What? What, we've got good food, my friends are here, and I just had marrow taken out of my butt. So sue me if I want to have a good time. Come on... (Turns on CD player) Let's get this party started! (Dances as Emma, Joey, and Sydney walk back over to the table) Smells great! (Hugs Spike)",
"On a city street",
"Marco: (Walking outside on the phone with Jimmy) Hey Jim! It's Marco. I got off at the wrong stop. I know! I just turned onto Church Street. I'll be there soon. Ciao. (Hangs up phone)",
"(Marco soon realizes he is walking through a homosexual area of the city. He keeps walking and he notices a group of men outside. We see a man clench his fist. Marco tries to keep walking, but they surround him)",
"Man: (To Marco) What? Are you, lost? Huh?",
"Marco: No, actually I'm just meeting some friends for a hockey game.",
"(Marco tries to walk by but the man pushes him back)",
"Man: Boy's night out in boy's town, huh? Huh?",
"(Men surround Marco. Marco looks terrified.)",
"Marco: Uh, uh...yeah. Actually I think I can find it, thanks.",
"(Marco is pushed)",
"Man: I don't care what you want, \"faggot\"! (Takes off his jacket) Do you know what I want? Huh? (Knocks Marco's hat off and puts it on, then punches his hand in front of Marco's face)",
"At hockey game",
"(Dylan walks by crowd to get on the ice. Paige, Craig, Jimmy, and Spinner cheer for him as he walks by)",
"Spinner: (To Paige) You're such a cheerleader! (\"Accidentally\" knocks Jimmy's popcorn out of his hand)",
"Jimmy: Open your eyes!",
"Spinner: Dude, it was an accident!",
"Jimmy: No, it was you being a loser. Look if Marco gets here before I get back, don't let him out of your sight. (Walks away)",
"Spinner: Yes, mom, I'll be nice to your girlfriend. (Joins Craig and Paige watching the game)",
"Jimmy: (In aisle, dials Marco's number)",
"In the park",
"(The men are playing around with Marco)",
"Man: You are pretty, aren't you? (Men laugh at Marco) Almost girl pretty.",
"(Marco's phone rings)",
"Man: Oh! I think that's his boyfriend! Answer it, answer it, come on! Answer it!",
"Marco: (Answers his phone) Guys help me! I'm in the park!",
"(Man knocks phone out of Marco's hand and it smashes to the ground)",
"At hockey rink",
"Jimmy: (Confused) Marco? Marco? (Walks out of the stands) In the park",
"(Marco is thrown on the ground, and the men beat him up. Marco tries to fight it, but he can't. He tries to tell them to stop, but they don't listen. A police car arrives at the scene, and the men run away and leave Marco)",
"Police Woman: Hold it! Stay right there! (Stops at beaten up Marco on the ground and comforts him as another police man chases after the men)",
"At hockey rink",
"(Jimmy tries calling Marco again but only gets his voicemail. He leaves the rink)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the park",
"(Police Woman and Marco are leaning against the police car. She is telling him he will be okay)",
"Jimmy: (Arrives) Marco! Marco!",
"Police Woman: Hey! (Holds him back)",
"Jimmy: I'm a friend.",
"Police Woman: Your friend's gunna be just fine. We'll get the creeps that did this to him.",
"Jimmy: (Hugs Marco) It's okay. It's okay. It's alright. You're gunna be just fine. It's alright. I'm here and I'm not going anywhere, okay? (Marco is crying) You're alright. You're gunna be okay.",
"At school",
"Manny: (On TV) Big news, Degrassi. Mr. Simpson's spur of the moment fundraiser - a huge success. So after-school in the foyer there's going to be some head- shaving goin' on.",
"(Paige, Emma, and Hazel are in the hallway watching the TV)",
"Paige: (To Emma) Nice to know someone in your family has a sense of humor, Emma. (Her and Hazel walk away)",
"(Marco and Ellie walk by)",
"Ellie: So you're walking through the gay village alone, at night, and you get \" swarmed for your shoes\"?",
"Marco: That's what happened. (Looks at Ellie) Look, you don't believe me El? Whatever.",
"Ellie: I don't. You should talk to the police.",
"Marco: I did, last night!",
"Ellie: And your parents?",
"Marco: What don't you get, El? With Spin and after last night I am not telling anybody anything ever again!",
"Ellie: So, what? You're just gunna pretend...\"",
"Marco: (Interrupts) No, I'm just...I'm just not gunna be anything, okay? Gay or straight.",
"Ellie: And so what about Dylan?",
"Marco: Ellie, just drop it, please! It's over.",
"In the hallway",
"(Dylan faces Marco through the glass doors. He opens the door for Marco)",
"Dylan: Wow, they really did a number on you... (Tries touching Marco's face)",
"Marco: (Hits Dylan's hand away) Yeah. (Walks by)",
"Dylan: Marco!",
"Marco: Look, I'm fine, okay? So just leave me alone. (Walks away)",
"In front foyer",
"(We see a crowd of people in the foyer and hear them chanting, \"Shave the Snake!\" Snake is sitting in a chair on the stairs and Manny runs down to meet him)",
"Manny: Mr. Simpson, thanks so much for doing this. The Squad owes you.",
"Snake: Yeah....a toupee. So, whose the lucky hairdresser?",
"(Sheila the lunch lady arrives holding a garden utensil (or something))",
"Sheila: It's been ten years still (something) cod on the Grand Bay Princess. Hands steady as a surgeon.",
"Snake: (Nervous) Okay...",
"Sheila: (Gets behind him with the hair buzzer) Sit back. Relax.",
"(She starts buzzing his hair off. We see Emma looking upset, and not seeing the head-shaving as a joke. We see Ellie video-taping the event. The crowd claps when Sheila is done, and Snake's head is bald)",
"Snake: (Looking in mirror) Whoa... (Gets up) Thank you, thank you. (His phone rings and he looks at it and then Emma) Remember, guys, bald is beautiful. Thanks for coming out and supporting the Junior Spirit Squad Fundraiser. (Leaves the foyer)",
"Manny: (To Emma) Even you've got to admit that was cool. (Emma doesn't respond) Okay, what now Em? How have I offended you this time? Emma...what is it?",
"Emma: (Seeing Snake outside on the phone) Nothing.",
"Manny: Then why do you look like you're gunna cry?",
"Emma: (Crying) Home's not too good right now, okay?",
"Manny: Is it the baby? Are your parents fighting?",
"Emma: Snake is sick and it might be bad. But they're just doing tests. They're might be nothing wrong at all, right?",
"Manny: Yeah, he's gunna be fine, Em. I know it.",
"On basketball court",
"(Jimmy shoots a perfect shot)",
"Jimmy: (To Spinner) Didn't touch the rim, so sixteen to four, extra point (something) \"mwa.\" Dude, I know basketball's not your game, but come on, at least try.",
"(Spinner runs up and steals the ball from Jimmy and shoots a lay-up)",
"Spinner: Ohhh, what's that? Sixteen to five?",
"Jimmy: No it's not, because this is twenty-one we're playing. You shoot, and you score. (Shoots ball) No lay-ups.",
"Spinner: Oh, well, we must follow all the rules to the letter or Mr. Teacher will get mad. Dude, you're worse than Marco.",
"Jimmy: What's bugging you now?",
"Spinner: The guy gets a black eye and it's the end of the world. (Spinner holds his eye and fakes crying. Jimmy then throws the ball at him forcefully) Hey!",
"Jimmy: Look, you weren't there last night when I found him, okay?",
"Spinner: Okay, calm down hero. Just relax.",
"Jimmy: You're such a loser. (Picks up bag and starts to walk away)",
"Spinner: Why? 'Cuz I'm not all broken up over Marco and his stolen dancing shoes? Look, if he would've walked to the game with us none of that would've happened! Last night was his fault, not mine! (Throws ball at fence)",
"Outside Degrassi",
"Emma: (To Snake) So, was it the hospital? (Snake nods) And?",
"Snake: Better get used to the new look. My first round of Chemo is in a couple of days. Looks pretty sexy, I think. You know, get me some fancy duds, buy me a new sports car, I'll be stylin'. (Emma cries) Em...don't cry. (Gets up from bench) Don't cry. There's nothing to cry about.",
"Emma: Snake, you have cancer. You're sick, and you're always just so calm, or joking, or shaving your head like nothing's wrong.",
"Snake: Because I have to be like this, Emma, if I'm gunna beat it.",
"Emma: And are you?",
"Snake: Yes! I promise you, and Jack, and your mom. Yes! (Wipes Emma's tears) In boys bathroom",
"Jay: (To Marco) Hey Marco, I always knew you and Dylan were meant for each other. (Jokingly kisses the air and walks away)",
"Marco: What?",
"(Marco walks over to where Spinner wrote about him, and sees it. Spinner walks in)",
"Marco: No, huh? You didn't tell anybody my secret, did you Spin?",
"Spinner: I don't need this.",
"Marco: Man, all I did was tell you the truth!",
"Spinner: I never asked you to!",
"Marco: And just like I didn't ask to be gay. Or you didn't ask to like Paige, or Craig didn't ask to like Ash.",
"Spinner: It's not the same!",
"Marco: No...you get it easy.",
"Spinner: Then stop being gay!",
"Marco: Oh right, Spin, I'm just gunna go do that!",
"Spinner: Well, why not? It's not like you've actually done anything yet! Not that I need to know.",
"Marco: Spin...",
"Spinner: And nobody else needs to know, either. I mean, you can try dating Hazel, for real. (Marco shakes his head) Why not?!",
"Marco: Even strangers know, Spin. Last night wasn't about my shoes. Those guys, they knew! And they bashed me because they hate it. Just like you do!",
"Spinner: Dude, that's brutal, but you can't compare me to those guys.",
"Marco: Really? Why not? (Walks away)",
"(Freeze frame on Spinner's face)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x05 | Fierte Pt. 2 | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x06.json | [
"Sean starts hanging out with the bad kids at school, which causes problems between him and Emma. Meanwhile, J.T. has been spending more time with Paige and the popular kids, leaving Toby behind."
]
| [
"At Sean's house. He's dialing Emma's number",
"Emma's answering machine: This is the Simpson-Nelson residence, please leave a message.",
"(Sean hangs up. Tracker and Wendy come in.)",
"Sean: Need help with that?",
"Tracker: Um, Sean. This is uh Wendy.",
"Wendy: Hi",
"Tracker: This is my little bro, Sean",
"Wendy: Bathroom?",
"Tracker: First door on the right... Sorry bout' that bro. Figured you'd be over at the girlfriends, you know, as usual",
"Sean: Haven't been there in a month. Thanks for noticing.",
"Tracker: What? Did you guys break up or something?",
"Sean: Her step-dad is sick.",
"Tracker: Yeah, well, that's too bad. Look, why don't you um, why don't you go buy him a get well card or something.",
"(Sean calls Emma again.)",
"Emma's answering machine: This is the Simpson-Nelson residence, please leave a message.",
"Outside Degrassi",
"Toby: My (something) should just buy stock in the photo company, they ordered like two dozen prints.",
"Sean: Are they blind?",
"(Jay's civic comes up.)",
"JT: See that guy Jay? One hundred percent pure psycho.",
"Toby: Park there you'll get a ticket.",
"Jay: Oh not a ticket!",
"~Jay grabs Toby's pictures~",
"Toby: Hey give those back!",
"(Sean grabs them.)",
"Jay: What are you? His body guard?",
"Sean: His friend.",
"Jay: pfft.",
"Media Immersion",
"Mr. Simpson: Good job... Spell check, try it some time.",
"Sean: He's in a great mood.",
"Emma: He started chemo last week.",
"Sean: Oh, sorry.",
"Emma: It's okay. The laptop was a surprise from Mom to cheer him up.",
"Sean: Cause' nothing says happy like a new computer.",
"Emma: true, if you're Archie Simpson...Did you call last night? There were some hang ups.",
"Sean: No. Wasn't me...I was thinking. Why don't we get together tonight. You know, watch some TV, order a pizza, like we used to",
"Emma: I don't know if I can",
"Sean: Come on. A movie, a couch, double cheese, me.",
"Emma: How could I resist? Hallway. Jay's breaking into a vending machine",
"Jay: Yo what's up? Get up.",
"(Jay gives Sean a chocolate bar. Sean sits next to Emma at her locker.)",
"Sean: Hey. What is this?",
"Emma: Tempe alp alpha and peanut sauce. Hello, vitamins.",
"Sean: Hello, taste good.",
"Mr. Simpson: Emma, I'm calling a sub, I'm going home.",
"Emma: Not feeling well?",
"Mr. Simpson: Your mom's stuck at the salon tonight. So you got a come straight home.",
"Emma: I can't Sean and I are...",
"Mr. Simpson: Are going to have to reschedule.",
"(Emma sighs.)",
"Sean: Did you guys ever hear of babysitters?",
"Emma: Sean?",
"Sean: Yeah I know, it sucks",
"Emma: I know",
"Outside",
"Kendra: Wow, (something) you can't do that!",
"Liberty: Oh, I can, a rare but legal move of opportunity by the lonely pawn.",
"Nadia: Toby, is everything okay?",
"Toby: JT was supposed to be here.",
"Nadia: Then why is he sitting over there?",
"Toby: He probably just forgot today's the inaugural meeting of the Rooks and Knights Society. Hey JT! Over here!",
"Kendra: Yeah, he really forgot.",
"Toby: Hope he hasn't forgotten he's staying over at my house tonight. Nadia: Check mate four Shop class",
"Craig: When I try doing that with a wrench, it just felt looser.",
"Sean: Maybe you should stick to selling cars.",
"Craig: Hey shut up! Man, this was supposed to be my bird's course for the semester.",
"Sean: I don't know many birds that can change a transmit ion.",
"Mr. Ehl: Ah, nice job Sean, you can work my pit any day.",
"Craig: Sean? What's his problem? Don't mess with him man.",
"Sean: You're doing that wrong... Try removing the injector line first. Righty tighty, lefty loosy.",
"Jay: You've got guts Cameron Classroom",
"Mr. Armstrong: Now in an obtuse triangle, one angle is greater then 90 degrees, where as in a scalene triangle...",
"(Mr. Raditch comes in.)",
"Mr. Raditch: May I see Sean Cameron please?",
"Mr. Armstrong: Sure, Sean?",
"(They go outside the classroom.)",
"Mr. Radicth: Someone broke into a vending machine near your locker. Did you see anything?",
"Sean: No.",
"Mr. Raditch: Really? Some students said that they saw you-",
"Sean: Saw me what?!",
"Mr. Raditch: I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this.",
"Sean: So that points to me? The poor kid?!",
"Mr. Raditch: That's not what I said",
"Sean: Then what are you saying?!",
"Mr. Raditch: Watch your tone. Sean, I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this.",
"Sean: Well I'm not at the bottom of it.",
"Mr. Raditch: Well the way you're acting, I'm beginning to think you are. I'm watching you, Mr. Cameron.",
"Outside",
"Jay: What's your problem?",
"Sean: You! Raditch is all over me because of that stupid vending machine!",
"Jay: Did you tell him anything?",
"Sean: No. But he thinks I did it!",
"Jay: Oh, I'm in trouble with Raditch! I'm gonna get a detention!",
"(Sean punches Jay, and a fight breaks out.)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Hey, I said cool it!",
"Office",
"Jay: Technically, the sidewalk is city property. Fight was off school grounds. We should get a warning.",
"Sean: Don't talk to me.",
"Jay: You handled yourself pretty good.",
"Sean: I said don't talk to me.",
"Jay: Look at you, all Eminem on the outside, big scared baby on the inside.",
"Sean: I've got a record okay?",
"Jay: You're that guy aren't you? Nearly killed a kid in Wasaga!",
"Sean: It was a fight, and I deafened him in one ear.",
"Jay: Sorry? What, I can't hear you?",
"Sean: You know, you're a real comedian for someone sitting in the principal's office.",
"Jay: Chairs got my imprint in it. Look, you ever wanna hang with some real people, your people. Not geeks. You let me know.",
"Mr. Raditch: Jason, you first. In my office now. JT's dream",
"JT: Liberty...",
"(Wakes up.)",
"Toby: JT, get up. We're gonna be late.",
"JT: Toby quit it! Stop!",
"Toby: What? Did you pee the bed or something? You had a wet dream? 3 feet above my head?",
"JT: Can you keep it down?!",
"Toby: Who was it about?",
"JT: Your Mom.",
"Toby: It was Liberty wasn't it? Liberty...Liberty...",
"JT: Toby! I swear if you tell anyone, I'll slaughter you!",
"Toby: Okay shooter. So, what time do we meet the cool kids for lunch?",
"JT: Lunch? No, no you're not having lunch with us okay?",
"Toby: Oh yes I am. Unless you want everyone to find out about your sticky situation.",
"Outside School",
"Sean: Cold air intake.",
"Jay: Yeah, how'd you know?",
"Sean: It's a simple mod. Sucks air into the engine, adds about 5 horses.",
"Jay: You know your cars.",
"Sean: You don't. It's loose. Now, the cold air in takes a start, but if you really wanna tweak this, add a full cap back system...It, it's a pipe running from the (something) converter to the exhaust, it adds about 15 horse power.",
"Jay: Sweet. How much?",
"Sean: In parts? A few hundred.",
"(Jay whistles.)",
"Sean: The parts aren't cheap, but if you want, I can do the labor for free.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Lunch room",
"Paige: Oh it might be a trump nine, but it does not beat a left bower.",
"Spinner: I, I don't understand. I mean trump, bower, Euchre? Is this even English?",
"Toby: Actually Euchre is an English word. But it's origins are unknown. Love Euchre, always play with my Buby. Deal me in.",
"JT: I'm Toby Isaacs, I know everything.",
"Toby: I was just making an observation.",
"JT: Really? Would you like to hear my observation Toby? No one cares.",
"Toby: Well I know something everyone here might care about.",
"JT: Toby",
"Toby: The nocturnal emission , better known as the wet dream. I've had them, Spinner's had them, even Mr. Raditch has even had them.",
"Paige: Okay, I so did not need that mental image.",
"Toby: Know who else has had them?",
"JT: Hey guys, lets get back to the cards",
"Toby: JT York",
"Spinner: Okay. Is there a point to this?",
"Toby: Oh there's a point. Right there.",
"Spinner: I'm still lost.",
"Toby: So was JT this morning, in sweet dreams of Liberty.",
"Hazel: Uh, gross. Can we change the topic?",
"Paige: No way, this is such juicy gossip. Pardon the pun. Ravine",
"Emma: We have one hour to pick up each and every last piece of garbage. Remember guys, today we're gonna",
"Everyone: clean the ravine!",
"Jay: This is how you're gonna spend lunch? Picking up garbage?",
"Sean: I promised I'd help out.",
"Jay: Fine, help out. We're going for a drive.",
"Emma: Sean, I was thinking you and I could start on the northeast slope.",
"Jay: Uh oh, chemical spill!",
"Emma: Well I'm gonna go start.",
"Jay: Great sense of humor. Look man, it's your choice. Come for a ride, or \"Clean the Ravine!\" Emma and Sean in the Ravine",
"Emma: Want a drink? Thanks for helping. I know this isn't exactly your idea of fun... Sean?",
"Sean: The garbage isn't going any where.",
"(They start to make out, but Kendra comes up.)",
"Kendra: Uh, lot, lot a garbage?",
"Sean: Emma?",
"Emma: Anybody could walk by.",
"Sean: Who cares?",
"Emma: I do.",
"Hallway",
"Emma: See you in class... Fine, be like that",
"Sean: Like what?",
"Emma: Sulky.",
"Sean: You're so uptight!",
"Emma: Why? Because I didn't wanna like make out in front other people.",
"Sean: No, because you never wanna do anything. Not with me!",
"Emma: I just spent my entire lunch with you!",
"Sean: Yeah! Cleaning the Ravine!",
"Emma: Well sorry that I care about stupid unimportant things like the environment!",
"Sean: That's all you care about! Emma Nelson! Environmental Crusader. A babysitter. A nurse.",
"Emma: Snake has cancer Sean.",
"Sean: Yeah, I heard!",
"Emma: Fine, tomorrow you spend lunch with those losers!",
"Sean: You know what? I will! Because at least they're fun!",
"Emma: Fun?! And you! You're just pathetic.",
"(Sean slams her locker.)",
"Shop class",
"Mr. Ehl: This is not a barn yard. I am not your mother. So clean up. Okay? All of you who have cleaned up, get outta here.",
"Jay: Righty lefty loosy huh? Hey, remember the cap back system? I've been working on a scheme to get the cash.",
"Sean: Oh yeah?",
"Jay: It's pretty good.",
"Sean: Good, lets do it.",
"Jay: Don't you need permission from the boss?",
"Sean: She's not my boss. Lets go.",
"Jay: Alright Hallway",
"Jay: Alright, I'll break in. You guys make sure the janitors are occupied.",
"Sean: Yo, the keyboard will get you $50 if you're lucky. Now that, that'll buy you a cap back system.",
"Jay: Since it was your idea.",
"(Sean slips the laptop into the bag.)",
"Outside School",
"Sean: Alright, I got this. All you gotta do is clamp here.",
"Jay: Up front?",
"Sean: And another one at the (something) should be at the back.",
"Emma: Sean, can I talk to you for a minute? Alone?",
"Sean: No.",
"Jay: Go ahead and talk. We're all interested.",
"Emma: It's about yesterday. We both said a lot. I was hoping we could talk, really talk, about everything.",
"Sean: Got nothing to say.",
"(Emma walks away.)",
"Alex: She really is as flat as a board.",
"Outside",
"JT: How could you do that?",
"Toby: Me? What about the way you've been acting?",
"JT: You told them I had a wet dream over Liberty!",
"Toby: You treated me like crap for no reason! You stood me up for lunch, you act like I'm some big loser. What did I do to you?",
"JT: Look, you're they're my friends, you're my friend, but you and them..",
"Toby: Are never gonna happen?",
"JT: No... Toby, Toby, wait up! Let's have lunch together today, okay? Mr.Simpson's room",
"Emma: What's the matter?",
"Mr. Simpson: My, my new laptop. I, I thought I left it locked in here last night. I mean I know the chemo's making me stupid, but I cant believe I actually lost it.",
"Emma: Maybe it's not the chemo..."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x06 | Gangsta, Gangsta | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x08.json | [
"Ellie is under a lot of pressure. Her dad is fighting overseas, her mother has started drinking again, and she is given a chance to work for Caitlin. The stress causes Ellie to start cutting herself. Meanwhile, Terri receives roses from a secret admirer and worries that it may be Toby."
]
| [
"Mr. Nash: Hey. Saying goodbye is the worst part.",
"Ellie: Seriously",
"Mr. Nash: I'm going to be fine, it's just a peace keeping mission",
"Ellie: I know, but... (Looks over at her mom)",
"Mr. Nash: Your mother's fine, she's under control. There's my girl, come on. (Starts walking towards Mrs. Nash) It'll be fine.",
"(Kisses Mrs. Nash.)",
"Mrs. Nash: Okay.",
"Mr. Nash (to Ellie): You just got to keep that smile on, ok?",
"Ellie: Bye Dad.",
"Mr. Nash: Bye.",
"Ellie: Mom, you okay?",
"Mrs. Nash: Don't make a scene Eleanor, just shut up, smile and wave. (Pause) Oh, there he is! (Waves)",
"Walking towards school",
"Ashley: Ellie, hey, how are you?",
"Ellie: What are you, my counselor?",
"Ashley: Sorry, it's just that your dad left yesterday and...",
"Ellie: He's in the army, he leaves, it happens.",
"Ashley: So, you want to go to a movie after school?",
"Ellie: Sweet. And I would, but I got my co-op interview.",
"Ashley: Right. You nervous?",
"Ellie: Interviewing for my dream job. Why would that make me nervous? Not that it matters, Paige is going to get it.",
"Ashley: Well, Caitlin's TV show is about social issues right? Paige probably thinks it's about social life. (Imitating Paige) Hi, I'm Paige and I'm reporting for style factor. You'll get it, just be yourself.",
"Ellie: Like that is gonna get me the job.",
"(See hand put a rose on a locker.)",
"Hazel: By the time Scott calls me back, I'm on the other line with Paige. Secret Admirer struck again.",
"Terri: That's the fourth one.",
"Hazel: And you have no idea who it is? Can't you just ask your tarot cards?",
"Terri: Tarot doesn't work like that. But with my luck, it's probably the janitor.",
"Hazel: Please, it could be anyone.",
"Terri: I know who I want it to be (watches Rick walk by)",
"Hazel: You've got the hots for Rick?",
"Terri: Shhhh.",
"Hazel: You should ask him out (pushes her towards Rick)",
"Terri: What if it's not him? (bumps into him) Uh, I got to get to class",
"(Rick watches them leave and smiles.)",
"In Math class",
"Ellie: Homework. Talk to me.",
"Marco: What, you didn't do it?",
"Paige: Ellie, read for the interview? I am so nervous. My mom was like, Paige, you've got the clothes, the brains, your fine.",
"Ellie: Of course.",
"Paige: Please. Mothers always say that, it is so tedious.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Okay folks, put your books away.",
"Ellie: No way.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Were starting today with a pop quiz. Now, if you did your homework, you should be fine. Paige, could you pass these out for me please?",
"Paige: Break a leg hun. In cafeteria",
"(Ellie looking at her quiz, a big 48% and F at the top.)",
"Marco: Okay, so um, why do teachers lie? I did the homework like he said, and I was not fine.",
"Ellie: Marco, you got a B+.",
"Marco: Yeah, but my average is...",
"Ellie: It's only worth like what, 2% of our final grade? Were both gonna pass.",
"Marco: I can't believe your this cool about it",
"Ellie: Actually Marco, I...",
"(Marco sees Dylan taking off his sweatshirt.)",
"Marco: Oh dio mio, um, yeah, hold that thought",
"(Marco leaves and Ashley and Paige sit down.)",
"Paige: Sucks to be straight. Come on, it's gotta be hard watching your ex-boyfriend fall madly in love with my brother.",
"Ms. Sauvé: Hey girls, sorry to interrupt your lunch, I need you to fill these out before your co-op interview. And Ashley, congrats, it's really hard to get those record company jobs. But remember, school is your first priority.",
"(Paige puts on glasses and starts reading the paper.)",
"Ashley: Since when do you wear glasses?",
"Paige: Alright, what's my goal? Hello, on camera, anchor desk.",
"Ellie: It's not a on camera job.",
"Paige: It's television, same deal. What's your goal?",
"(Reaches for Ellie's paper and tries to pull it away from her.)",
"Ellie: Hey!",
"Paige: What? I'm just...",
"(Red juice spills all over Ellie's white shirt.)",
"Paige: Oh, Ellie, I'm so sorry",
"(Ashley tries to help wipe it off.)",
"Ellie: Don't. It's fine.",
"(Ellie walks away.)",
"Paige (to Ashley): What? It was an accident",
"You see Ellie in bathroom trying to scrub off her shirt, then at CQJH",
"Paige: I am thrilled to have finally met you Caitlin, thank you so much for an amazing interview.",
"Caitlin: Well, you're very welcome, bye bye. (To Ellie in a big yellow raincoat) Ellie, hi, is that for me? (Takes papers) Great. You can take the coat off.",
"Ellie: Right. So, I really loved the piece on tent city. I actually interviewed one of those guys for the grapevine.",
"Caitlin: Oh really? Which one?",
"Ellie: Um, I forgot his name. Young, brown hair, glasses.",
"Caitlin: Andrew Lister?",
"Ellie: That's it, I actually... (Wipes eye and eyeliner smears) Sorry, I'm really nervous",
"Caitlin: That's okay. Here. (Gives her a Kleenex and Ellie tries to wipe her face off) And uh, just tell me what you were going to wish for...",
"Ellie: Just, well, it's probably stupid, but, it would be cool to see those activists now. Now that the tents are gone.",
"Caitlin: Actually, we are doing a follow up. Okay, well, tell me about the grapevine. How long have you been writing for them?",
"Ellie: A while.",
"Caitlin: That's a great paper to be writing for. At School",
"Hazel: Don't be such a chicken, anyone else would just ask him. Hey, Manny, help me out here. Say you like a guy.",
"Manny: Is he single?",
"Hazel: We think so. Do you go for it?",
"Manny: Completely. (Sees Craig) Life's too short.",
"Terri: Fine. Tomorrow in geography I'll...",
"Toby: Hello Therese",
"Terri: Hello?",
"Toby: Do you know what I'm thinking?",
"Terri: No",
"Toby: Oh, I think you do.",
"Manny: Toby, stop being weird",
"Toby: Til next we meet. (Gives Terri a strange look while walking away)",
"Hazel: Or maybe your secret admirer is Toby",
"(They look at each other and shudder at the thought.)",
"At Ellie's house",
"Ellie: Mom, sorry I'm late.",
"(Sees mom almost passed out on the couch.)",
"Ellie: Mom, you okay?",
"(Mom groans.)",
"Ellie: I brought us some dinner like you asked.",
"(Picks up several vodka bottles off the table by her mom.)",
"Ellie: Had my interview today. Total disaster. My whole day was a disaster. Look at my shirt.",
"(Offers mom food.)",
"Mrs. Nash: Oh, the smell",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In Ellie's room",
"(She is pacing back and forth.)",
"Ellie: Okay, okay, okay.",
"(Sits down and takes out homework. Hears mom crash into things and throw up in the other room. Papers fall on the ground, compass blade falls on the ground. Ellie picks it up and is about to cut herself with it. She starts crying.)",
"Alarm goes off next morning",
"(Ellie looks at the mark she made on her arm.)",
"At school",
"Paige: Caitlin's awesome. So smart, totally pretty, we really connected. I mean Caitlin and I have so much in common.",
"(Ellie walks in and over to Marco.)",
"Marco: Hey. So how did it go?",
"(No answer.)",
"Marco: Aw, come on, you know you got it.",
"Ellie: No, I don't.",
"Marco: Ellie, they'd be absolutely crazy not to love you, ok?",
"(Ms. Sauvé knocks on door.)",
"Ms. Sauvé: Can I just steal Ellie and Paige for a moment?",
"Mr. Armstrong: Sure.",
"In the hall",
"Ms. Sauvé: So, I heard from Caitlin Ryan and she made a decision. Congratulations Ellie. Don't worry Paige, were gonna find you something great.",
"Paige: Wow, I guess she really did feel sorry for you.",
"(Ellie smiles as she walks back into class.)",
"Ashley: Terri Isaacs has a certain ring to it.",
"Terri: I can't believe Hazel told you.",
"Ashley: She had to, I'm going to be your future sister-in-law. But come on Terri, it's cute.",
"Terri: It's awkward...",
"Ashley: And strangely disappointing?",
"Terri: Just a bit.",
"(Toby steps in front of them and stops them.)",
"Terri: Toby, are you following me?",
"Toby: I don't know. Am I?",
"Terri: Can we take the long way to music class?",
"(See Toby smiling as they walk away.)",
"At CQJH",
"Caitlin: Ellie, I'm so thrilled to have you here.",
"Ellie: You are?",
"Caitlin: Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm just sorry it's only going to be once a week.",
"Ellie: I can do more. Mornings, afternoons, weekends.",
"Caitlin: You sound just like me. But as my therapist says, it's important to have a life.",
"Ellie: I'll fact check, I'll file, pick up your dry cleaning, get you coffee, whatever you want.",
"Caitlin: Sorry, this is the best we can do. (About Ellie's room she is working in) So let's start with a project, teen hotlines, manned by teens, for teens, let's see if they work and go! I'll check in on you later.",
"(On phone.)",
"Ellie: I'm calling from Caitlin Ryan Unscripted. Could I talk to the head of your youth hotline? That's fine, I'll wait.",
"(Interviewing a guy from hotline.)",
"Guy: We deal with everything, abortion, suicide, alcoholics, schoolwork, cutting, anorexia.",
"Ellie: Wow, that must be hard.",
"Guy: It's amazing, to actual be able to help. It's the best thing in the world.",
"On phone at home",
"Ellie: Hi dad, your okay? You've made it to Kabul? I'm so relieved. How's mom? She's fine, (looks over at her on couch and sees her drinking) totally fine. No, she can't make it to the phone right now, but I'll tell her that you called. Okay. Bye. At CQJH looking at scissors when Caitlin comes in",
"Caitlin: Here, go through all of these, especially that one.",
"Ellie: Okay. We see Ellie eating while her mom is drinking. Ellie laying on floor in her room, she sits up and cuts herself. Putting blanket on her mom on the couch Ellie running to school",
"Ellie: I need a late slip please.",
"Secretary: Note please.",
"Ellie: I was at my co-op and...",
"Secretary: Board policy states that all students must provide a note.",
"Ellie: It won't happen again, please, can I just go to class?",
"Secretary: You were late twice last week, 3 times the week before, you could lose your placement over this.",
"Ellie: You're not serious",
"(Secretary holds slip just out of reach of Ellie, then hands to her. Ellie walks away to bathroom looking worried. In bathroom she paces, then takes out her compass and cuts herself. Paige walks in.)",
"Paige: Let me guess, your latest expose, the hygiene of Degrassi's bathrooms.",
"Ellie: I'm running late.",
"(Paige sees blood in sink.)",
"Paige: Ew, Ellie, your bleeding.",
"Ellie: Yeah, I hit my arm on the thing.",
"(Picks up her stuff and leaves. Paige follows her outside.)",
"Ellie: What?",
"Paige: Ellie, I saw.",
"Ellie: I hit my arm, I'm gonna file a complaint with the janitor.",
"Paige: Bull.",
"Ellie: Pardon me?",
"Paige: Why would you do that to yourself? Does it feel good or what? Look, I totally get that you don't want to talk to me.",
"Ellie: My arm's fine.",
"Paige: I'm not talking about your arm. You need to talk to someone, like Ms. Sauvé, or...",
"Ellie: All I need is for you to leave me alone like you normally do.",
"(She gets up and walks away.)",
"Hazel: It's been 2 weeks, just break the little nerds heart already.",
"Terri: His hearth or his neck?",
"Toby: Therese!",
"Terri: Did you leave this rose?",
"(Terri breaks the rose and throws it on the ground.)",
"Toby: I don't know, did I?",
"Terri: Stop talking like that, it's driving me crazy.",
"Hazel: If that's some kind of Terri scrapbook, I'm calling the police.",
"Toby: Scrapbook? It's a science report.",
"Terri: On what?",
"Toby: ESP. Ash told me you were physic or something, but I've been testing you and you've failed... Therese.",
"Terri: So you're not my secret admirer?",
"Toby: You wish.",
"(Terri and Hazel smile at each other.)",
"In the hallway",
"(Paige is sitting and Ellie is walking by.)",
"Ms. Sauvé: Hey Paige, just give me a minute and we'll talk about your friend, okay?",
"Ellie (to Paige): About who? Me?",
"Paige: I don't care if you get mad. What you're doing is dangerous. It's scary.",
"Ellie: You can't handle it. You have to take away the one thing that matters.",
"Paige: What are you talking about?",
"Ellie: You want my co-op job",
"Paige: I don't care about the stupid job, you're hurting yourself. This is beyond me. I don't know how to help you, but Sauvé will.",
"Ellie: I don't need help.",
"Paige: Then show me your arm.",
"Ellie: There's nothing wrong with me.",
"Paige: Then show me your arm. Ellie. Ellie, please, show me your arm.",
"(She rolls up her sleeve to show lots of cut marks and she starts crying.)",
"Paige: Oh, Ellie. It's okay. It's okay.",
"At Terri's locker",
"(Rick puts another rose on the locker; Terri appears from where she was watching.)",
"Rick: Um, Hi. Uh, yes, you've caught me.",
"Terri: I've been waiting for hours, I can't believe how sneaky you are.",
"Rick: Well, for one, a secret admirer is a demanding occupation and 2, you're worth it. I do hope leaving roses wasn't too intrusive, I'm a little shy.",
"Terri: Me too and I think it's sweet.",
"Rick: You had no inkling it was me?",
"Terri: Nope, guess I'm not physic.",
"In Ms. Sauvé's office",
"(It is very quiet. Ellie look like she is going to talk, but doesn't.)",
"Ms. Sauvé: Well, that's all the time we have for today.",
"Ellie: Sorry, I wasted your time.",
"Ms. Sauvé: No, you'll talk when you're ready. But recognizing you need to talk and not cut, that's a big first step. So, tomorrow?",
"Ellie: Tomorrow."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x08 | Whisper to a Scream | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x13.json | [
"With Christmas rapidly approaching, Craig finds himself slowly losing interest in Ashley while continuing to cheat on her with Manny, who soon has become a comfort for him. Craig doesn't know whom he wants to be with more and continues to see them both behind each other's back, while also accepting the risk of losing both of them. Meanwhile, Joey and Sydney find themselves getting increasingly serious, but Sydney's jealousy comes out when Joey begins spending a lot of time with Caitlin, who begins to develop feelings for him."
]
| [
"Classroom",
"Chris: So, uh, English. You read the chapter?",
"Emma: Chapter two right?",
"Chris: Yeah",
"Mr. Armstrong: Okay everybody take your seats please, let's get started.",
"Amy: Sounds like a good idea.",
"Mr. Armstrong: Okay, I need a volunteer to come up and expand these brackets and collect like terms. Anyone? Emma?",
"(Emma walks to the front board.)",
"Emma: Okay, the answer to this problem is 8 x squared plus...",
"(Sean slides Amy's chair over towards him, and they start to kiss.)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Sean, Amy, do you two need some privacy? Are we in your way here? Thank you Emma.",
"(Emma walks back to her seat while glaring at Sean.)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Alright class, let's concentrate on our work.",
"Theme song Emma's kitchen",
"Spike: Em, look at Snake's birthday gift.",
"Emma: You got him a new laptop?",
"Spike: A new used one, to replace the alien ware he lost.",
"Emma: Do you want me to restore his backups?",
"Spike: Do you have time? I want to give it to him before his birthday party.",
"(Emma starts working on the laptop.)",
"Spike: Are you gonna invite Chris to come?",
"Emma: Mom, he just broke u with Melanda, and I don't wanna be his rebound",
"(A picture of Sean and Emma come up on the computer screen.)",
"Spike: Are you sure there's nothing else is holding you back?",
"Emma: Sean. Ancient history. Jurassic. And like the dinosaurs, he's now extinct.",
"School hallyway",
"JT: Did you see Amy and Sean in math? It was Classic. And awful and mean and horrible. I hate Sean",
"Emma: Thanks JT, but you don't need to hate Sean. I am over him totally.",
"Toby: Even though he carries on with Amy like you never existed?",
"Emma: Yes.",
"JT: Even despite all the rumors?",
"Emma: What rumors?",
"Toby: That Sean's gang is stealing stuff from school left and right?",
"Emma: (something) for him. What's that have to do with me?",
"JT: Well, Sean breaks up with you, Simpson's laptop goes missing.",
"Emma: Sean's done a lot of stuff. And at first, I even thought he might of. But no, that's just too evil. Classroom",
"Jimmy: You know you're not gonna learn to parallel park by reading that book ten more times.",
"Hazel: Get behind the wheel this afternoon. I am so freaked. I am gonna be a disaster on the road.",
"Spinner: Okay, One foot on the break, two mirror check, three-",
"(Paige tickles Spinner.)",
"Spinner: Stop, don't.",
"Paige: Um, okay, now is the part where you're supposed to tickle me back and then we laugh etc.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but I'm freaky out. Okay? I've been studying the book, and I'm lost, totally clueless.",
"Paige: Hun...",
"Spinner: And our driver instructor, Ms. Ganzulous, aka Satan, she didn't even let Sully take the test.",
"Paige: So? Sully's a known dork.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but what if Ganzulous holds me back and you guys get your licenses?",
"Jimmy: Then uh, me and Paige will drive you around.",
"Paige: Everything will be fine honeybee. Just take a page from the book of Paige and try a lower gear. Okay?",
"Classroom",
"Emma: Okay, so I was thinking we could start the meeting with this documentary on pollution in the Great Lakes.",
"Ashley: Sounds good. Let's DV tan... Uh, where's the DVD player?",
"Emma: What? Oh it's just right th...",
"(Emma sees Sean and Jay in the hallway.)",
"Emma: I'll be right back.",
"(Emma walks out into the hallway.)",
"Emma: Have any of you guys seen the resource center's DVD player?",
"Jay: Is that a question or an accusation?",
"Emma: It's a question. What about you Sean? Do you know where it is?",
"Sean: No. How could you even ask me that?",
"(Sean, Jay and them walk away, and Chris comes up.)",
"Chris: What's wrong?",
"Emma: I was just trying to remember what it was I liked about him.",
"Chris: Him? Don't bother. Slim Shady ain't worth remembering. So, wanna go get a milkshake or something?",
"Emma: You mean like..",
"Chris: Go on a date? Yeah. So after your meeting? Please?",
"(Emma nods her head.)",
"Chris: Cool... yes!",
"Outside",
"Spinner: Sorry, I'm just I'm nervous.",
"Jimmy: It's okay, my cousin Marry, was so nervous her first time driving, that she uh, she ran over her mother. Twice.",
"Spinner: Shut up.",
"(Car pulls up.)",
"Spinner: Hey! No Ganzalous!",
"Mr. Falcone: G'afternoon guys. We had two full classes, so you're stuck with me for the in car. I'm Mr. Falcone",
"Paige: Paige, Michalchuk. And, might I say, how good it is, to have driver lessons, with you.",
"Mr. Falcone: Well I'm glad to hear that. Why don't you start us off Paige?",
"Paige: Okay.",
"Spinner: Uh, you okay honeybee? You seem a little nervous.",
"Paige: Me? Nervous? As if.",
"(They get into the car.)",
"Mr. Falcone: Before putting the car into drive, make sure your passengers are seated wearing their seatbelts. Doors should be securely closed.",
"Paige: Okay, um mirror check, seatbelt. Drivers and passengers, um",
"Mr. Falcone: Assume the proper position on the steering wheel...Woah woah. Press accelerator button.",
"Paige: Sorry.",
"Mr. Falcone: It's okay, but if it was a test, you would have already failed.",
"The DOT",
"Emma: Finished already?",
"Chris: Mmhmm. So what are you drinking? Strawberry? You know I never really had strawberry shakes around here and...",
"Emma: Oh really?",
"Chris: Yeah, so why don't you slide yours on over?",
"Emma: I don't think so.",
"(Sean, Jay and them walk in.)",
"Chris: You wanna go?",
"Emma: No, Sean's not gonna ruin this.",
"Chris: Cool. So tell me more about that petition you're collecting.",
"Emma: Well, a lot of city sewers run into the lakes, so our beaches...",
"(Emma sees Jay stuffing chocolate bars into his pockets.)",
"Emma: Just look at them, they think they can take whatever they want.",
"(Emma stands up and starts to walk towards them.)",
"Chris: Em...",
"Sean: Go away, Emma.",
"Emma: Are you going to tell the manager what you've got in your jacket?",
"Manager: And what would that be?",
"Outside",
"Emma: So, what do you do when you're not spinning?",
"Chris: Um, well I read, listen to music.",
"Emma: Um, there's this birthday party tomorrow for Snake, and I was wondering if you maybe wanted to come. Be my date?",
"Chris: Sure, that would be cool.",
"(Jay's car pulls up, and Sean and Jay get out of the car.)",
"Jay: Why are you always getting into other people's business?!",
"Emma: you were taking...",
"Jay: Just a few chocolate bars! Big deal. Look we're band for life!",
"Chris: Then go eat somewhere else.",
"Sean: Come on Jay.",
"Jay: If these guys wanna ruin my fun, I'll start ruining theirs.",
"Emma: And what is your idea of fun Jay? Stealing the school's DVD player?",
"Jay: Loads. But stealing a laptop, way better.",
"Sean: Jay.",
"Jay: What's she gonna do? If she's smart, she'll shut up for once.",
"Emma's house",
"Snake: What are you doing up?",
"Emma: Couldn't sleep much. Jack wakes you?",
"Snake: No, Jack's a good sleeper. Me since chemo, not so good.",
"(Laptop crashes.)",
"Snake: Oh please, not again.",
"Emma: What a piece of junk.",
"Snake: Hey, it was the best your mom could afford, and I'm touched. All it needs is a little fine tuning, I'll upgrade the ram.",
"Emma: She shouldn't have had to buy you a new one in the first place.",
"Snake: Well if I hadn't of lost my last one.",
"Emma: You didn't lose it.",
"Snake: And what does that mean?",
"Emma: Nothing I don't mean anything, I'm just tired. I'm gonna go have a shower, okay?",
"Snake: Okay.",
"School",
"Chris: Emma, I got the coolest CD for Simpson's birthday.",
"Emma: We need to get that laptop.",
"Chris: Well good luck, they sold it the day they stole it.",
"Emma: So what are we supposed to do?",
"Chris: Tell Mr. Raditch?",
"Emma: That Jay sorta, kinda confessed? We need poof. We need to get Sean.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Classroom",
"Spinner: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you driving legend, Paige Michalchuk.",
"Jimmy: She's killed more orange pawns then anybody in Degrassi history.",
"Spinner: You murderer! You squished my pylon mommy! You flattened my pylon brother!",
"Paige: Spin! Stop it.",
"Hazel: Word has it your driving instructor is quite the looker.",
"Paige: Really? I hadn't noticed.",
"Hazel: That's why you got nervous, you've got the hots for him.",
"Paige: Hazel, some of us are trying to get and education okay? Hallway",
"(A picture of Sean and Emma falls out of Emma's locker, and she crumbles it up, and starts to follow Sean.)",
"Sean: Nancy Drew. Why you following me?",
"Emma: I wasn't.",
"(Sean flips open the box he was carrying.)",
"Sean: They're for shop. What? Did you think there was going to be a DVD player in there? Look, I know our break up sucked, and I'm sorry you got hurt. Okay, but that was months ago. And what I do with Jay and with Amy, it's none of your business.",
"Outside",
"Spinner: Oh, Jimmy, put on your crash helmet.",
"Paige: So I blew my first lesson with Falcone, it could've happened to anyone.",
"Jimmy: Ah, but it didn't, it happened to you.",
"Hazel: Please, she wouldn't have had any trouble with Guanzalous.",
"Spinner: What are you talking about? Falcone is a great instructor. I liked him.",
"Hazel: You're not the only one.",
"Paige: Hazel.",
"Spinner: What's going on?",
"Jimmy: I get it! Falcone's hot right?",
"Spinner: Okay Marco.",
"Jimmy: I'm not the one who thinks so, your girlfriend is.",
"Spinner: Wait, you have a crush on Falcone?",
"Paige: No, wait. Honeybee. MI lab",
"JT: Hey",
"Chris: What's up?",
"JT: So, how are things going with Emma?",
"Chris: Sean really messed her up good didn't he?",
"JT: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna be her next boyfriend, no offense. Rebounds suck.",
"(Emma comes in.)",
"Emma: Chris, we need to do something.",
"Chris: Emma, I told you, the computer is long gone.",
"Emma: I know, but the DVD player isn't. Okay, I was thinking, if we can get Raditch to search Jay's car, who knows what he could find.",
"Chris: If I help, you'll let this go?",
"Emma: I promise.",
"Raditch's office",
"Raditch: I want to catch whose ever responsible. If you know anything. All tips are anonymous. Can you back up your charges?",
"Chris: Well, Mr.Radicth...",
"Emma: Of course we can.",
"Mr. Raditch: Okay, the DVD player, when did you see the crime take place?",
"Chris: Sir, we didn't exactly...",
"Emma: Um, yesterday, around 4 O'clock. Chris and I saw Sean Cameron and Jay Hogart loading some equipment into Jay's Civic.",
"(Raditch picks up the phone.)",
"Mr. Raditch: Ms. Smith, could you put a call into Sergeant Graham please? Thank you.",
"Car",
"Falcone: There's a stop sign up ahead...",
"Spinner: Yeah, I see it, okay?",
"Falcone: Okay, and you're just gonna make a left here.",
"Spinner: Yeah, I know what I'm doing. You, you think you're so good.",
"Paige: Spin, stop.",
"Falcone: Paige, no distracting Gavin, you did extremely well today, but Gavin really needs to improve.",
"Spinner: Extremely well huh? What's the word? Oh, favoritism!",
"Falcone: Gavin.",
"Spinner: teacher's pet!",
"Falcone: Gavin watch it!",
"Paige: For the innocent family?",
"Spinner: She's, she's my girlfriend dude!",
"Falcone: Gavin watch the-",
"(Spinner runs into another car.)",
"Falcone: The car.",
"Front of school, police searching Jay's car",
"Jay: Let me guess, nothing in there?",
"Mr. Radicth: Keep looking officers.",
"(Emma comes down the front steps and Sean walks over to her.)",
"Sean: The anonymous tip, it was you. You know I'm on probation.",
"Mr.Raditch: Something you want to say Mr. Cameron?",
"Sean: Yeah, go to Hell!",
"Mr.Raditch: I'll see you in detention every Saturday for the next two months.",
"(Sean spits at Emma's foot.)",
"Chris' locker",
"Emma: Chris! Where have you been? Did you hear the news?",
"Chris: They found nothing in Jay's car.",
"Emma: I mean about Sean! Two months of Saturday detention for mouthing off to Raditch!",
"Chris: So, what about Simpson's computer?",
"Emma: What about it?",
"Chris: I though that's why you did all this?",
"Emma: It was, but now Sean's finally gonna pay for what he did to me. Or Snake, what he did to Snake.",
"Chris: You lied to Raditch.",
"Emma: So? Everyone knows he's been stealing. Sean's finally getting what he deserves.",
"Chris: No he isn't. Just face it Em, you're not over him.",
"Emma: Chris?",
"Chris: And I'm just wasting my time. Snake's party",
"(Spike's carrying out the cake.)",
"Spike: Here we go.",
"Snake: Wow, that's awesome.",
"Spike: Happy birthday, make a wish... Oh, I forgot a knife, I'll be right back.",
"Snake: So rumor has it, your new bo is coming by this evening.",
"Emma: Uh, he can't make it. He's busy hating my guts right now. Totally my fault. I went psycho.",
"Snake: I don't know what happened with you and Chris, but if he's worth his salt, he'll cut you some slack.",
"The DOT",
"Spinner: I'm working, okay? And every dollar I make for the next ten years goes right to fixing that stupid car.",
"Paige: So, pretend I'm a customer. I'll have a club house sandwich with a side order of-",
"Spinner: Falcone? Anyway, I can't take your order. I'm just dish peg (is that what they call it?) remember?",
"Paige: But you're my dish peg. My insanely jealous dish peg.",
"Spinner: I'm only jealous because I care.",
"Paige: I know honey, You practically destroyed a car for me.",
"Spinner: So, I guess you won't be mad when you find out I switched us back to Guanzalous?",
"Paige: No, although I will miss those dimples, and that chiseled jaw. I'm kidding, I'm totally kidding. Mall",
"Emma: I love that one, track three.",
"Chris: Em.",
"Emma: I was hoping you'd be here. Lucky. I like it better when you smile, and I think you have great tastes in hats, and even better taste in music. And I love it that you make me feel fun again. That you should give me another chance.",
"Chris: You do?",
"Emma: I promise never to talk about Sean again.",
"Chris: Yeah?",
"Emma: Okay, once more, only to say I only did what I did because he broke my heart.",
"Chris: Is it feeling any better?",
"Emma: It might, if you'd come over for some birthday cake.",
"Chris: That'd be nice."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x13 | This Charming Man | bunniefuu |
|
Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x17.json | [
"Everyone is angry when Terri announces that she is back together with the ex who abused her. Terri resists taking Paige's advice, and when Rick hurts her again, she ends up in the hospital. Meanwhile, Ellie doesn't like how Sean treats Marco when they hang out together."
]
| [
"(We start off by seeing Hazel, Jimmy, Spinner and Paige discussing a trip they plan on taking on Saturday. Paige just finished gushing about how she'll be driving them in her parents mini-van, that it'll be a beautiful Saturday and they're not wasting a second of it.Spinner, Hazel, and Jimmy all yell together \"Shotgun!\".)",
"Spinner: Uh, she's my girlfriend.",
"Hazel: My bestfriend.",
"Jimmy: I smell better than both of you, so...",
"Paige: No bickering passengers. I'll just have to assign checks.",
"(Terri walks up to the table, looking rather pretty.)",
"Terri: Hey guys. What's going on?",
"Paige: Road trip. My folks are away and I've got the car keys.",
"Terri: (Sighs) Have fun",
"Hazel: What? Ter, you're totally coming.",
"Terri: You'll be with Jimmy, Spinner will be with Paige, and I...",
"Hazel: Will be with your friends, idiot.",
"Terri: It's... not exactly the same.",
"Paige: So then bring someone, whatever.",
"(Spinner leans his face on Paige's shoulder and get's all lovey-dovey.)",
"Spinner: Um, can I please have the front seat?",
"Paige: You'll just have to wait your turn.",
"Spinner: No.",
"Paige: Okay?",
"Spinner: Come on...",
"(Paige laughs. Terri looks miserable as she watches them.)",
"Credits Ms. Kwan's class is in the gym practicing mime movement with a partner",
"(Rick watches Terri as he works on his.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Okay guys, great work. But now it's time to move on to trust exersices. So find a new partner and decide who's A and who's B.",
"(Everybody scans out and grabs a new partner (Isn't Marco suppose to be in this class? I can't seem to notice him!). Rick walks up behind Terri, who appears to have noone.)",
"Rick: (Smiling) Which ever you want.",
"(Terri turns around and just looks at him for a second.)",
"Terri: Fine. I'll be A.",
"Ms. Kwan: Okay, I want the As to stand behind the Bs (Takes Terri to use as an example) and I want you to turn your backs to Bs like this. Bs, open your arms, because the As are gonna fall back into them.",
"(Paige and Spinner try it. Paige falls back and Spinner catches her. They laugh and do it again. Terri looks at Rick, who has his arms ready.)",
"Rick: Do you honestly think I'm going to drop you? 'Cause I'm not.",
"(Terri turns around and reluctantly falls back into his arms. He catches her.)",
"Rick: (Smiles) That wasn't so bad, was it?",
"(Terri looks at him and gives a little smile. The bell rings and everybody exits the class. Terri and Rick walk out together, Rick talking enthusiastically.)",
"Rick: I'm just desperate for a real opportunity to develop our real acting jobs.",
"Terri: We did Marco's play.",
"Rick: I don't mean ameturish theatrics, I mean the classics like Brech or Ibsen.",
"Terri: Hey, there's a mime unit next week.",
"Rick: Oh yeah great, just what the world needs. More people walking against the wind.",
"(They both laugh. Rick stops and looks at her.)",
"Rick: I wanted to call you... so many times. I just didn't know what to say accept, I'm sorry... for my temper and what I did. I... I never meant to hurt you... I...look, I missed you.",
"Terri: I know what you mean.",
"Rick: It was... it was all my fault, but if there's any way, any way that you think...",
"Terri: I'll... I'll see you in Bio, okay?",
"(Terri walks away and Rick just watches her. Now we're in the Media Immersions room. The bell has just rang for everybody to be dismissed.)",
"Snake: Okay, hey, before you all scatter here are your pop quizzes back. (Hands them out). Well done.",
"(Marco stands up.)",
"Marco: Um, just so you know Mr Simpson, the substitute wasn't nearly as much fun as you. We're all glad to have you back.",
"(Everybody applauds in agreement.)",
"Snake: Awww, just so you know, applause won't improve your grade. (Several students groan) By a few percent.",
"(Ellie gathers up her stuff.)",
"Marco: So El, tomorrow? Pathar Pancheli and Parash Pathar? (Note: I had the subtitles on for that. They aren't pronounced like that exactly.)",
"Ashley: You guys are ordering Indian food?",
"Ellie: Close. Seeing A Double Bill.",
"Marco: A classic Indian cinema.",
"Ashley: And you really think Sean's gonna sit through that?",
"Ellie: Why would Sean come?",
"Ashley: Well, it's a Saturday, right? You guys are seeing eachother.",
"Ellie: So? Doesn't mean things change with my friends.",
"Ashley: Change isn't automatically bad, El.",
"We now see a building. There is a sign that says \"CQJH.\" Now we are in a meetings room",
"(Caitlin and Ellie are watching a tape of Caitlin chatting about some kind of enviromental issue, maybe. They're watching it on a small TV while sitting at a meeting table.)",
"Ellie: It's fantastic, Caitlin.",
"Caitlin: I always cringe at myself on tape.",
"(Somebody knocks at the door and a lady let's Sean in. Ellie and Caitlin look at eachother suprised.)",
"Sean: Security cameras? I thought tape recorders were the next big thing.",
"(Ellie smiles.)",
"Cailtin: I think I hear Tomas calling.",
"(Caitlin leaves the room.)",
"Ellie: Suprise drop in. Unexpected, but nice.",
"Sean: Ellie Nash said nice. (Takes her hands and pulls her up from the chair) So tomorrow.",
"Ellie: Yes?",
"Sean: It's the opening weekend of \"Elimination: Round Three.\"",
"(Ellie doesn't say anything.)",
"Sean: It's a movie. An action franchise. Do you wanna...",
"Ellie: Yes.",
"Sean: You can take your time.",
"Ellie: Oh, but...",
"Sean: What? Is there a problem?",
"Ellie: No. That would be... nice.",
"(Sean smiles.)",
"It's Saturday. At The Dot Grill, Hazel, Jimmy, Spinner and Paige are sitting at a table laughing",
"Spinner: Anyways, whatever you do, don't order chilli.",
"(Suddenly Terri walks into The Dot with Rick.)",
"Terri: Hey guys. Sorry, I'm so late.",
"Rick: Terri, can I buy you a late`?",
"Terri: So sweet. (To the guys) I'll be right back.",
"(Terri goes with Rick. Everyone looks at eachother in shock.)",
"Hazel: I must be hellucinating.",
"Jimmy: I hope so.",
"Paige: I so refuse to drive that freak around all day.",
"Spinner: Paige.",
"Jimmy: No, Spin, she's right.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but if we leave him behind garranteed we leave Terri behind.",
"Hazel: Without any of us to look out for her.",
"Jimmy: And then it's open season for Rick again.",
"(We see Rick and Terri drinking their lat`e's together.)",
"Now we see a big poster that says Elimination: Round 2. \"Time to take the battle to THEM!\" It shows two men with machine guns. Ellie and Marco are walking through the mall on their way to the theater",
"Ellie: Marco, come on.",
"Marco: (Sarcastically) What, we wouldn't wanna miss a second of Elimination Round... whatever.",
"(I must point out that Marco here is looking the cutest he's probably ever looked. Ever. With the brown jacket and tight jeans topped with his signature yellow hat(See picture with him and Dylan in my slideshow). Anyway, they meet up with Jay, Alex, and Sean.)",
"Ellie: Sorry.",
"Marco: Hello Jay.",
"(Jay just looks at Marco wierdly.)",
"Jay: Uhh... yeah. You know what, Alex, I'm hungry. Why don't you go get me some popcorn.",
"Alex: Give me twenty bucks and I will.",
"(Marco and Ellie just look at eachother. Jay and Alex go to the concession stand together. Sean looks at Marco.)",
"Ellie: I already had plans with Marco, so I thought I'd ask him.",
"(Sean looks sighs unhappily.)",
"Ellie: Is there a problem?",
"Sean: Lets get seats.",
"We're now at a park. We see a couple smaking out in a convertible. Paige pulls the van up and parks right next to a picnic table. Everybody loads out",
"Terri: (To Rick) It's a great day.",
"(Spinner runs over and sits by Paige at the picnic table. He begins stuffing some kind of food into his mouth from a paper bag.)",
"Paige: Ew, Spin, you are turning my stomach! Can you please eat like a person?",
"(Rick takes a seat up on top of the front of the van.)",
"Rick: Come on Ter, why don't you sit here?",
"Paige: (Snobbishly)Uh, Rick, I would rather you not dent my parents' van with your butt.",
"Rick: I'm not hurting it.",
"Terri: Rick, come sit over here with me.",
"(Rick goes and sits by Terri.)",
"Terri: Just don't even worry about it.",
"Rick: I'll try not to.",
"We now see Sean, Ellie and Marco sitting in a dark, packed movie theater",
"(There is a lot of action music coming from the screen and then an explosion. Ellie and Marco start laughing(The only ones). Sean looks at them annoyed. Somebody throws popcorn at Marco. They stop laughing. Marco goes to grab some popcorn from the bag Ellie is holding, just as Sean was. But since Marco got his hand in first, Sean retrieves his, looking even more annoyed.)",
"Back at the park",
"(Jimmy and Spinner are playing frisbee. Terri and Rick are sitting down talking.)",
"Rick: I'll be over there, so if you need me...",
"Terri: Okay.",
"(Rick takes off. Paige walks to where Terri is, looking rather tense.)",
"Paige: Hey, want to uh, play some frisbee with us? I need to show Spin and thing or two.",
"Terri: Maybe later. Rick wants to talk.",
"(Paige sits down next to her.)",
"Paige: You know, you should come over tonight. Just hang out, dish with the girls.",
"Terri: I'm fine Paige. There's nothing to worry about.",
"Paige: (Angry) So what, you're just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up?",
"Terri: He apologized.",
"Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you.",
"(Rick walks up from behind the van.)",
"Rick: One, you have no right to dictate who Terri's friends are. And two, you're a vicious backstabber.",
"Paige: Oh, I'm vicious?",
"Rick: Everything you say is a judgement. You think you're so perfect.",
"Paige: What?! Well I'd rather be that than a psycho!",
"(Rick looks angry. He kicks the van in frusteration and storms off. Terri stands up and confronts Paige.)",
"Terri: Rick's right. I'm so sick and tired of you pushing me around telling me what to do, I'm sick of it!",
"Paige: Fine. If I'm such a bad friend, go after him. Go!",
"(Terri glares at her and then goes and follows Rick. Paige sighs in frusteration.)",
"Now we see Rick stopping near the woods",
"(There appear to be concrete blocks lying around. Rick kicks the air angrily. Terri catches up to him.)",
"Terri: I'm so sorry about Paige.",
"Rick: It doesn't matter. She does not matter!",
"Terri: Please Rick, calm down.",
"Rick: (Calming down) I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just-I'm so happy. You know, just-that we're together again.",
"(Rick leans in and kisses her.)",
"Rick: We were made for eachother.",
"(Terri smiles, holding his hand.)",
"Terri: Come back. We'll ignore Paige.",
"Rick: No, no, let's walk.",
"Terri: It's really far.",
"(Rick pulls Terri back.)",
"Rick: She called me a psycho.",
"Terri: That's just Paige being Paige.",
"(Now things are starting to look tense(My heart pounding). Rick grabs both of Terri's arms firmly. You can hear the terrifying anger rise in his voice.)",
"Rick: And that makes it okay? My feelings mean nothing to you?",
"(Terri starts to get distressed.)",
"Terri: Woah... Rick...",
"Rick: Don't you dare choose Paige over me again. Don't you dare.",
"Terri: I'm going back... okay?",
"Rick: You c-c-c-can't leave, do you understand?",
"Terri: Rick, you're hurting me!",
"Rick: You're not going. You're not! You're not! You're not!",
"(Rick pushes Terri. She falls back and smacks her head on a concrete block and loses conciousness. Rick gives a frightened gasp and stares in utter shock of what he had just done.)",
"We now see Hazel and Spinner chatting with a bunch of people. Spinner notices Paige looking nervous and walks up to her",
"Spinner: Earth to Paige.",
"Paige: Terri's not back yet.",
"Spinner: No? (Turns to everybody else) Be right back.",
"(Spinner and Paige walk through the bushes and see Rick kneeling down in the opening of the woods.)",
"Spinner: There's Rick. Maybe Terri's...",
"(He trails off as they see that Rick is leaning over Terri's unconcious body.)",
"Paige: Oh my God... Terri...",
"(Rick stands up staring at them as if to say either it was an accident or it wasn't him. He runs off.)",
"Paige: Terri!",
"(Spinner and Paige run up to her unconcious body. Paige kneels over her.)",
"Paige: Terri... (To Spinner) Okay, get your cell now!",
"(Spinner runs off. Paige holds Terri's head. Blood comes off the back of her head onto Paige's hand.)",
"Paige: Oh my God, Terri! Terri, please!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"At school",
"(Mr Raditch is speaking on the video announcements. Everybody in the Media Immersions room is listening.)",
"Mr Raditch: And finally, as some of you may know, Terri McGregor is in the hospital with injuries that she sustained over the weekend. I know I speak for all of Degrassi when I wish her a speedy recovery. Thank you.",
"(The announcements end. Marco raises his hand.)",
"Marco: Uh, sir, was this like an accident, or...",
"Spinner: It was no accident.",
"Ashley: So, then is Rick in jail?",
"Snake: I know everyone's upset. But we're not allowed to talk details.",
"Spinner: Yeah, okay, I was there. I know what happened.",
"Snake: Gavin.",
"Spinner: If Rick steps one foot in Degrassi he'll be the one in intensive care.",
"Snake: Those involved were minors, so once again, we can't talk details. What we can do is discuss our feelings together.",
"Spinner: Why should we protect that piece of...",
"Snake: We can brainstorm what we can do for Terri. And thoughts?",
"Paige: We made a card. Um, we thought everybody could sign it.",
"Snake: Well that's a great idea Paige, thanks. Why don't you pass it around.",
"(Paige passes a huge card with a picture of Terri in the middle of it. Then she just sits there sadly.)",
"Ellie and Marco are sitting on the school's front steps at lunch eating something with chopsticks",
"Ellie: I could go with Ash, but..I didn't really know Terri. Feels morbid.",
"Marco: Well, we can go together, if you want.",
"(Sean walks out of the school's front doors and pushes his way in between Ellie and Marco.)",
"Sean: Hey.",
"Ellie: Hi.",
"(Sean continues to shove Marco farther and farther away. Taking a hint, Marco stands up.)",
"Ellie: Marco?",
"Marco: Look, it's fine. I'll just see you in English.",
"(Marco walks into the school. Ellie just shakes her head at Sean.)",
"Sean: What? I just wanted to spend time alone.",
"Ellie: Got your wish.",
"(Ellie gets up and walks away. Sean just sits there looking rejected.)",
"A hospital building",
"(From there we see Spinner and Paige(holding the card) walking down the hospital wing and stop at a window. Inside we see Terri lying on a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on and a white bandage around her head. Terri's dad walks up to the window. He looks at Spinner and Paige.)",
"Mr McGregor: Hey, Paige, Spinner. Whatcha got there?",
"Paige: It's a card for Terri. The school signed it.",
"Mr McGregor: (Takes card) Oh, that's great. Thanks. Thanks for coming.",
"Paige: How is she?",
"Mr McGregor: Surgery tonight. They found a blood clot.",
"Spinner: But she's gonna be okay.",
"Mr McGregor: It's a big operation. But hey yeah, she's gonna pull through. She's a fighter, my little baby.",
"(They looks at Terri in the bedroom again.)",
"Mr McGregor: How could anybody do this to her?",
"Paige: I know.",
"Mr McGregor: Rick. I mean, Terri was over the moon for the guy.",
"(Paige looks at Spinner without saying anything.)",
"Mr McGregor: What? You knew he was abusive?",
"Spinner: No, Mr McGregor...",
"Mr McGregor: (Angry)For how long?",
"Paige: (Crying) We tried to talk to her.",
"Mr McGregor: What about me? Why wouldn't... why didn't you talk to me?",
"Paige: We thought it was under control.",
"Mr McGregor: You still think it's under control?!",
"(Spinner and Paige look at Terri lying in the hospitasl bed. Mr McGregor walks into the room. Paige walks away crying. Spinner follows her.)",
"At The Dot",
"(Paige and Spinner are driving up. Paige stops right in front of it. Spinner prepares to get out when he sees Paige begin to sob again.)",
"Spinner: Hey, she's gonna be okay.",
"(Spinner leans in and gives her a small kiss. Paige brings his face back and starts kissing him even harder. Spinner pulls away.)",
"Paige: What? What!",
"Spinner: I should go. We shouldn't do this. Not... not tonight.",
"Paige: Excuse me?",
"Spinner: You're upset. Because of Terri.",
"Paige: This has got nothing to do with Terri.",
"(Spinner doesn't say anything.)",
"Paige: I can't believe this! None of this would have happened if you had let me leave Rick behind at The Dot!",
"(Spinner looks rather taken aback by this and doesn't say anything for a second.)",
"Spinner: I'm not the one who told her to go off with him.",
"(Spinner gets and out of the car and leaves. Paige continues to sob.)",
"At the counter at The Dot",
"(Marco and Ellie are sitting. They notice Spinner storm behind them and look for a second.)",
"Ellie: I should dump him.",
"Marco: Sean?",
"Ellie: You're worth six Seans. He can't be that rude and then expect me to stick around.",
"Marco: Sean's rude, El? What do you call bringing Marco the human security blanket on a double date?",
"Ellie: Marco the what?",
"Marco: Look, I know you want everything to stay the same. But Sean can be great for you, if you let him.",
"(Ellie just thinks to herself without saying anything.)",
"Around the outside of the school",
"(Assuming it's later on in the day, we see Spinner walking. He sees Paige driving up and preparing to park in the lot. He continues walking when he sees Rick sitting in a car parked in the very front of the school, looking miserable. Looking angry, Spinner goes up to the car and bangs on the window.)",
"Spinner: What are you doing here?",
"(Spinner opens the door and yanks Rick out. He bangs him against the car, Rick shielding himself with his arms.)",
"Spinner: Terri's in the hospital and you're just sitting here?!",
"Rick: (Frantic) Spinner, stop! Please!",
"Spinner: Oh, did Terri tell you to stop? Did you listen?!",
"(Spinner raises his fist. Paige runs up behind him and grabs him.)",
"Paige: Spinner, just... just let him go!",
"(Suddenly Rick's mom comes out of the school holding a box and sees what's occuring.)",
"Rick's Mom: (With some accent) Stop it! Let him go!",
"(She pushes Spinner away.)",
"Rick's Mom: You stay away from my son. Both of you!",
"(Rick's mom pushes Rick back into the car. Spinner runs off. Paige follows him and finds him sitting at one of the outside tables sobbing. Paige sits beside him.)",
"Paige: Spinner honey...",
"Spinner: I'm just like him. Violent...",
"Paige: No. You stopped yourself. You're different, okay? You are.",
"(Paige puts her arm around him as they cry together.)",
"The school halls",
"(We see Ellie walking down. She approaches Sean at his locker.)",
"Ellie: Sean. Listen... I'm...",
"Sean: Aren't we through?",
"Ellie: Okay, are you like, dumping me?",
"Sean: (Confused) Didn't you already dump me?",
"Ellie: Let's try this again. I'm here to apologize. I haven't been a very good girlfriend. But you haven't been that great a boyfriend either.",
"Sean: Look, I... I don't hate Marco, okay?It's just... well, I'm dating you.",
"Ellie: I've never done this before. Like a real relationship thing. So, if I don't totally know how it works...",
"Sean: Then you can ask me.",
"(They smile at eachother and kiss.)",
"In the hospital",
"(Mr McGregor is sitting next to Terri on her hospital bed. The oxygen mask is gone but she's got a huge white bandage wrapped around her head. We see Spinner and Paige appear at the window.)",
"Paige: Spin, let's just go, okay?",
"Spinner: No. Let's stay. We'll be fine.",
"(Mr McGregor sees them and walks out of the room.)",
"Mr McGregor: Um, we still don't know the extent of the damage. But, she came through the surgery, that's one big hurdle.",
"Paige: Well, we are so glad. And... we're so sorry.",
"Mr McGregor: Oh no, no, I was way out of line yesterday.",
"Spinner: You were upset.",
"Mr McGregor: At you and at myself. Rick was at our place all the time, I don't know why I didn't see.",
"Paige: But we saw and we should have said something.",
"(Mr McGregor looks back into the room from the window.)",
"Mr McGregor: I better get back to her just in case she comes around. Thanks for coming, guys. You're good friends.",
"(Mr McGregor walks back into the room and sits on Terri's hospital bed again. Paige leans her head on Spinner's shoulder as they look at her.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x17 | Don't Dream It's Over | bunniefuu |
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"Craig's band, Downtown Sasquatch, goes up against Ashley's, Hell Hath No Fury, for a chance to win a recording session. Meanwhile, Caitlin gets a crash course in parenting when she must care for Joey and Angie after he injures his back."
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"At school in the hallway",
"Jimmy: Kid Elrick's new cd is amazing. It's got has a totally new sound. Craig-",
"Craig: Hey guys check this out!",
"Jimmy: What is it?",
"Marco: Does your band have the heat to make hot sounds in T.O.?",
"Jimmy: Win two days of studio time and record your own single.",
"Craig: It's exactly the kind of exposure we need right now.",
"Jimmy: Then we'd get the limos, the private jets. The blingity bling!",
"Spinner: The panties flying at us on the stage.",
"Marco: Man we have to win this.",
"Ashley: Excuse us posers.",
"Ellie: Real musicians coming through.",
"Craig: Oh you're signing up. Cool, a little competition never hurt.",
"Ashley: 'Cause nothing ever gets in the way of what Craig wants. Not emotions, honesty, other people's feelings.",
"Craig: You hear that? She still hates me.",
"Ashley: And that's why the girls and I are gonna blow you right off the stage. In Craig's garage",
"Craig: Subterranean seismic, Overloads the circuits of my. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This blows.",
"(Marco, Spinner, Jimmy walk in.)",
"Marco: Yeah but Ashley's been playing the piano for what 12 years? and Paige is really good and then there's Hazel..",
"Craig: Marco-relax! Theres no way I'm gonna let my ex girlfriend beat me in a band competition!",
"Craig: So you guys learned the song?",
"Jimmy: Yeah, yeah we listened all day, are the lyrics ready?",
"Craig: How bout you just concentrate on getting the song down ok? One, two, one, two, three...",
"(Everyone playing.)",
"Craig: Guys! Guys! What was that?! (as Spinner's still playing the drums without noticing everyone else stopped)",
"Spinner: Dude! Take it easy!",
"Craig: Jimmy you ever hear of tuning? Marco it's a bass man, you play one note at a time! And Spinner...",
"Jimmy: Okay, alright just chill. Look it's just a song, alright?",
"Craig: Right, it's just a song. Let me tune your guitar.",
"In Ms. Kwan's class",
"Hazel: I totally get how you feel Ashley. I was creeped out by the whole hospital thing at first.",
"Paige: But Ter is like 200% better. Pink cheeks, she could wake up any minute!",
"Ashley: All right I'll go with you guys next time, after we win the band thing to tell her about it.",
"Ms Kwan: Good morning. We'll begin today by reading contributions from your creative writing journals. Who's first?",
"Ashley: (hands up) These are the lyrics to a song I just wrote. \"Black, twisted agony. The fires of chaos burn on. Run for her tombstone before it's too late. The blood runs cold in her veins.\"",
"(Craig and Marco quietly laughing.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Great, uh just great. Let's leave our discussion until we've heard more shall we?",
"Out in the hall",
"Ashley: I can't believe no one said a thing about my song.",
"Paige: Um hon, I don't think anyone got it.",
"Ashley: It's about a girl who died in the Spanish civil war.",
"Craig: Yeah, um I feel her pain.",
"Ellie: I hate to be brutal...",
"Ashely: But you're going to anyway...",
"Ellie: You're supposed to write about things you've experienced.",
"Hazel: Yeah like your ex!",
"Ashley: I just can't pretend to forgive or forget. Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret.",
"Ellie: I think Craig's in trouble. Outside Joey's house",
"Joey: Uh Ang, be careful with that bag, it has the eggs in it, okay?",
"Angie: Aunty Caitlin watch! (Jumping down the steps as she drops eggs on the ground)",
"Joey: Angela Elizabeth! What did I just say!?",
"Caitlin: Hey, are you alright?",
"Joey: See this is what happens when little girls don't go to bed on time!",
"Caitlin: Don't cry Angie! C'mon...",
"Joey: Ah she's fine.",
"Caitlin: I know. You wanna see something really cool? Watch this! (cartwheels) Can your fuddy duddy daddy do that, huh!?",
"Angie: No! He's old and no fun!",
"Joey: Oh really! Watch this! (handstands) I am a fun machine! (Falls down right on his back)",
"Caitlin: Oh Joey are you okay?",
"Joey: Oh no, oh no no no no no no. At a record store in the mall",
"Craig: Ashley! Wait, listen. I've been thinking about things between us and I respect you too much for things to keep going on like this. And you're not shouting at me. I'm gonna take that as a good sign.",
"Ashley: If you have something to say then I wanna hear it.",
"Craig: Good. So I'm sorry I made fun of your lyrics earlier. You're a really good writer and musician and that wasn't fair.",
"Ashley: This is about my lyrics?",
"Craig: Yeah, what did you think?",
"Ashley: Yeah, what was I thinking? At Joey's house",
"(Caitlin chasing Angie while they're both wearing capes.)",
"Caitlin: Watch out bad guys!",
"(Angie jumping on Joey.)",
"Joey: OW! No no no! Angie please! Ow, no no no! Ow.",
"Caitlin: Sweetie, he's a good guy.",
"Joey: Ow. Angie do daddy a favor okay go upstairs. Go get your Barbie suitcase and put some things in it; your toothbrush, your Gotchies...",
"Angie: Ooh Barbie suitcase!",
"Joey: Caitlin, get me the phone please. Angie's gonna stay with my mom until I feel better. Craig can help me out around here.",
"Caitlin: Why don't you let me help out?",
"Joey: Um, thank you but you're busy. I can't impose on you like that.",
"Caitlin: I don't mind! ...What?",
"Joey: Well... it's not all fun and games. Sometimes she needs a firm hand.",
"Caitlin: You don't think I can do it, do you!?",
"Joey: I think you're great with her, I just think you're more friend-great than parent-great.",
"Caitlin: Angie! You can stop packing! I'm gonna take care of you two!",
"At school, in the auditorium",
"(The guys are all playing (without lyrics))",
"Mr. Armstrong: Okay you guys, uh good luck in the competition tomorrow.",
"Spinner: Yeah we're gonna have lyrics by then right?",
"Craig: I've got it covered!",
"Mr. Armstrong: Up next: Hell Hath No Fury!",
"Paige: Um this song, it has lyrics!",
"Ashley: (singing) \"The song is the price for breaking my heart. Should have written these words to you right from the start. You say it doesn't matter, it's all in the past, but pain doesn't show, it's disguised by it's mask. I can't pretend to forgive and forget. Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret. Cuz you're the dust in my eye, you're the rock in my shoe. Yeah you lie, lie, lie.\"",
"In Joey's house",
"Caitlin: Eat your breakfast, Scampy!",
"Joey: Oh you don't have to do this.",
"Caitlin: Oh it's fine. I got just enough time to drop her off before my meeting.",
"Angie: I don't like this!",
"Joey: Too bad. Eat up!",
"Caitlin: I can handle this, thank you! Um how about some toast?",
"Angie: No!",
"Caitlin: Cereal?",
"Angie: I want pancakes!",
"Joey: Angela!",
"Angie: Pancakes with syrup!",
"Joey: Angie...",
"Caitlin: Okay uh pancakes we can do it, coming up! Dolly, hi! It's Caitlin, um would you tell Steve I'm going to be just a little bit late.",
"Angie: Auntie Caitlin!",
"(Caitlin drops her cell phone in the porridge.)",
"Joey: Good morning. Breakfast calling please leave your bacon after the tone.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the computer lab",
"(In the background)",
"Mr. Simpson: The databasing should work...",
"Craig: Those lyrics of yours! Not cool!",
"Ashley: Typical. Self absorbed Craig actually thinks the song is about him.",
"Ellie: Wow, so vain.",
"Craig: What's your problem? You attack me every time I pass you in the hall and now you're performing that.",
"Paige: Well what'd you expect? 'For He's a Jolly Good Fellow'?",
"Craig: Ash I swear if you play that song in the competition I'll...",
"Ashley: Have s*x with more grade 9's?!",
"Mr. Simpson: Guys, settle down please!",
"Craig: You know, if you weren't such a prude I'd never have been with Manny!",
"Ashley: (so sarcastic) Oh but I thought you loved her.",
"Craig: Oh you know what! Go...",
"Mr. Simpson: Hey! One more word and double homework!",
"In Craig's garage",
"Spinner: Dude, where have you been?",
"Craig: I'm out of the contest. Just wanted to tell you guys.",
"Marco: What?! Craig no...",
"Craig: Ashley's won already so just forget it.",
"Spinner: No we're not forgetting it. And if Ashley wants a war, well we have the ammo my friend, we have the ammo. Hit it Brooks.",
"(Rapping.)",
"Jimmy: Our homie is a player, that is all, so why'd you have to go and kick his",
"Spinner: ball and chain, ain't that your name? Cuz you a playa hata and that's a shame.",
"Jimmy: And chicks like you ain't worth too much, so shut up girl",
"Jimmy and Spinner: and make my lunch! Yeah!",
"Marco: Uh Craig...me and you-walk!",
"Marco and Craig walking outside",
"Craig: That rap is never leaving the garage!",
"Marco: Which is why you need to write us lyrics! Okay? A.s.a.p.",
"Craig: Marco!",
"Marco: What do you have so far? Look maybe I can help.",
"Craig: Look I'm blocked okay. This whole thing with Ash and Manny... it's like I try and write and nothing comes out.",
"Marco: So glad I'm not into girls! Okay... AAHHHHH!",
"Craig: Have you lost it?!",
"Marco: What?! It clears my head! Go, try it!",
"Craig: No.",
"Marco: But, it gets the creative juices going.",
"Craig: No, I'm not doing that!",
"Marco: Then it's Spinner's sexist rap.",
"Craig: Ahhhh.",
"Marco: No, you have to do it like you mean it! Go!",
"Craig: AAAAHHHHH! No, sorry... nothing. At Joey's house",
"Joey: So did you and Auntie Caitlyn have fun shopping today?",
"Angie: It was okay. I'm gonna go out and play.",
"Caitlin: Sweetie I need you to wash your hands for dinner.",
"Angie: 5 minutes.",
"Caitlin: No, I need you to wash them now!",
"Angie: Bye!",
"Caitlin: Stop right there missy! Wash those hands now! You heard me!",
"Angie: I hate you. (Running up the stairs) At school",
"(Girls walking down the hall together with flaming Craig shirts on.)",
"Marco: Is that Craig?",
"Ashley: You like? It's amazing what you can do with a computer these days!",
"Craig: I give up.",
"Ashley: I'm sorry, I care why?",
"Craig: All you care about is making my life a living hell.",
"Ashley: Do you have any idea what my life has been like for the past few months?!",
"Craig: Please not this again.",
"Ashley: You think this t-shirt's hard to deal with or our song? I wanted to die Craig, I felt that bad!",
"Craig: Ok, well you're not listen-",
"Ashley: No, it's not ok! It'll never be ok!",
"Craig: I'm sorry ok!? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! How many times do I have to say it?",
"Ashley: Until you mean it.",
"In the auditorium",
"Ashley: (singing) You say it doesn't matter, it's all in the past, but pain doesn't show, it's disguised by it's mask. I can't pretend to forgive and forget. Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret. Cuz you're the dust in my eye, you're the rock in my shoe. Yeah, you lie, lie, lie. Better watch what you say cuz I'm on to you, Mr. Nice guy! Ooohh Mr. Nice guy! You're so nice.",
"Marco: Okay. So they're good.",
"Spinner: Even if they suck we don't have a chance without a singer.",
"Liberty: I have you down as a rock quartet. Shall I downgrade to a power trio?",
"Jimmy: Our singer will be here in a second.",
"Liberty: Well it better be one of the next sixty. On in one minute!",
"Spinner: So we'll do it without Craig...with my lyrics.",
"Announcer: Wow! Those girls really knocked it out of the park! Next up to bat we have the Downtown Sasquatch!",
"Spinner: Hi we're Downtown Sasquatch! Woo! Uh ok and here's a little song we like to call we're still thinking of a name for... Woo! And it goes a little something like this!",
"Marco: Spin!",
"Craig: (walks out onto the stage) And it goes like this: I don't know if you'll forgive me for being so blind to how you felt. Don't ask me why I couldn't see it and that it'd take me years to figure out. And that's not something I know much about, but there's only one way to find out. Yeeeaaahhhh. What I know is that I hurt you oh, what I know is that I sucked and what I know is that I'm sorry. What I know is that I'm a loser and yeaahh what I know is that I screwed up and then I never earned your trust. What I know is that everything I touch just turns to dust. At Joey's house",
"Joey: How'd it go?",
"Caitlin: She still won't even open the door. I feel horrible.",
"Joey: Well at least she's not old enough to steal your car. That was Craig's version of the test.",
"Caitlin: God, it's like my mother's voice came right out of my mouth.",
"Joey: It happens to the best of us. Look I think it's great that you and Angie get along, but you can't just be her friend. She's just a kid. You have to set limits.",
"Caitlin: Yeah, but I called her Missy.",
"Joey: Ah it's catchy.",
"Caitlin: Well that's something.",
"Joey: You did great. She might not like you right now, but she respects you.",
"Caitlin: I'd rather have the like part back.",
"(Joey and Caitlin cuddling.)",
"Joey: You will. Just stick around ok?",
"At school",
"Spinner and Marco: (hugging) We won! We won!",
"Spinner: Oh are you here to bring us down? Because we won fair and square.",
"Ashley: Yeah you did, congratulations. And Craig nice lyrics. They were just right.",
"Craig: Thanks. Scenes for next weeks episode",
"Some old Italian guy: All these beautiful girls over here and not one you like?",
"Marco: First dates...they're scary. Especially with another guy!",
"Marco: Yeah I like him..but...",
"Spinner: Just ask the dude out!",
"Voiceover: The only thing worse than fear...",
"Marco: I uh... um...",
"Voiceover: Might be a fashion faux pas.",
"Marco: Help me please.",
"Spinner: It's like straight eye for the gay guy!"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x18 | Rock Attitude | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x19.json | [
"Marco is prepared to go on his first date since coming out of the closet and sets his sights on Dylan. Meanwhile, J.T. hosts a party after he stars in a commercial for french fries. However, the feedback is less than stellar due to the rather cheesy nature of it."
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"Outside the school",
"Marco: Guys! Guys! Check it out. It's the poster for the semi-formal. Watch. Huh? C'mon, it's themed on those movie musicals from India. So hot right now.",
"Spinner: Yeah... if you're a big flaming- Mr. Del Rossi! Uh, what're you doing at our school on this fine morning?",
"Mr. Del Rossi: My company make-a the poster for your dance.",
"Marco: And... the tickets.",
"Paige: I'll need two... for the soon to be crowned king and queen of Degrassi.",
"Hazel: Excuse me? That's me and Jimmy.",
"Mr. Del Rossi: No, no, no, no, no. This year, the king is gonna be Marco Del Rossi. But... who's going to be beside him to share the glory?",
"Marco: Uh... pa. I'm chair of the committee this year, I'm not gonna have time for a date.",
"Mr. Del Rossi: Marco. All these beautiful girls over here, and not one you like?",
"(Marco smiles at Dylan.)",
"Mr. Del Rossi: You too shy, Marco. Spinner, help your friend, please.",
"Marco: Pa. We're gonna be late. Um... thank you.",
"In the hallway",
"Marco: (imitating his dad) \"Oh, Marco, all these beautiful girls and there's not one you like?\"",
"Dylan: Sounds beyond embarrassing.",
"Marco: Just to shut him up I wanted to say, \"Papa, there is somebody I like. A guy.\"",
"Dylan: Anyone I know?",
"Marco: Uh, yeah, well... just... someone.",
"Dylan: So, um... you seen that new Zombie movie yet? Killer Rage?",
"Marco: Uh, Ellie did. She said it was a clever critique on consumerism and that it's scary too.",
"Dylan: I've just been waiting forever for it to come out, but you know, no one will go!",
"Marco: Oh eh um, it sounds cool, but zombie flicks they sort of freak me out heh...like bad.",
"Dylan: Alright, uh well Tom said he wanted to go so...got to go. At Toby and JT's Locker",
"JT: What's up dog? What do you think? (Holding up a cardboard cutout of himself) Here I am. There I am. Here I am. There I am. Pretty weird huh?",
"Toby: That's one word for it!",
"Some guy(Steve): Ok JT, time to give it back.",
"JT: Uh thanks for letting me borrow uh me.",
"Toby: I can't believe that cutouts going to be in the caf...our caf!",
"JT: I know! And schools across our fair land.",
"Toby: Just what the country needs...more JT!",
"JT: Take your cheap shots now my friend 'cause tonight the commercial hits the airwaves.",
"JT: Morning Manny. (As Manny walks past without saying hi)",
"JT: Hey we could have a launch party! Invite people over to watch my big debut.",
"Toby: Yeah too bad your apartment's so small.",
"JT: Yeah if only I knew someone with a big living room and a big TV.",
"Toby: Alright fine, you can have it at my place, just don't invite too many people.",
"JT: Oh no, no, the invite list will be hand picked. Very exclusive. (Looking at Manny) In the cafeteria",
"JT: (handing out flyers) JT York commercial launch party. Casa Kerwin Issacs. See ya there. Here you go guys. See you guys there!",
"Spinner: Do you like Dylan or what?",
"Marco: A little louder Spinner. I think a few kids in the back didn't hear you.",
"Spinner: Just answer the question.",
"Marco: Yeah, I mean he's the first guy I can actually see myself hooking up with, you know? Wait, why am I telling you this?",
"Spinner: What difference does it make? I'm your friend, I wanna help.",
"Marco: Ok. Yeah I like him, but I'm scared.",
"Spinner: Ok, but you need to get over that. Just ask the dude out. In the hallway",
"(Marco and Spinner looking at Dylan.)",
"Marco: How do I start?",
"Spinner: Dude, it's not grade nine public speaking. Just go up to him and say 'dude I like you, you like me, let's hook up'. Ok maybe not those exact words...but just go. C'mon!",
"Tom: Here's that cd I made you.",
"Dylan: Oh thanks Tom...Marco! Hey!",
"Marco: Hey I gotta jet. (Walking away sadly with Spinner)",
"In Ms. Hatzilako's class",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: So from an evolutionary standpoint bees are almost perfect and that's why in millennia they've barely changed.",
"(Spinner shows Marco a picture of a bee.)",
"Marco: Spin! Spin! I hate bees okay? They're like flying death monkeys.",
"Spinner: Dude, bees are small. You just smack them. Oh and speaking of bugs that need a smack, what's with Tom?",
"Marco: I, I don't even wanna hear his name ok? He stole my crush.",
"Spinner: C'mon.",
"Marco: No, it's a lost cause anyway. I mean I'm too young for Dylan and what do I know about sports man?! Nothing! I'm too girly...",
"Spinner: Dude, do not put yourself down ok? Dating's war, you have to be ready to fight dirty.",
"Marco: Look, all I know is that Dylan moved on, so maybe I should too.",
"In the hallway",
"Spinner: Dylan my man, what's going on?!",
"Dylan: Spinner...",
"Spinner: Yeah um, listen I need to talk to about your little friend Tommy boy. Ok. On the down low, the dude's got scabies.",
"Dylan: What?!",
"Spinner: I saw him in the shower. It's sick, it's disgust... (Sees Tom and hugs Dylan while Tom walks away)",
"Dylan: What is this, hug the homo day?",
"Spinner: Just care about you man. Showing you love.",
"Dylan: (sees Tom walking away and pushes Spin away) Spinner, I can't believe you man!",
"Spinner: I'm just trying to help out Marco. You like him right? Then ask him out!",
"Dylan: I don't think he's ready.",
"Spinner: What's the worst that could happen?",
"Dylan: Listen, I wasn't ready for my first date ok, and it was a disaster. I just don't want to put Marco through that.",
"Spinner: It won't happen!",
"Dylan: What do you know about being gay?",
"Spinner: Well, I know Marco and I know he likes you a lot. Just, just think about it ok? In the gym, cheer team performing",
"Paige: Great slide sweet potato. So I hear you're having...",
"JT: Sorry, I can't talk right now!",
"JT: Manny. Sorry, no pockets, just read it. (Hands her a flyer) Everyone's gonna be there. Emma, Liberty...",
"Manny: But this is at Ashley's house.",
"JT: Yeah but Toby said she was out for the night. I'd really like it if you came.",
"Manny: Me too, but I can't.",
"JT: Why? Just tell me.",
"Manny: At school when people talk about me I walk. At a party I'm stuck.",
"JT: Well what if I told you I won't let anyone say a word about you.",
"Manny: That's really sweet, but...",
"JT: Manny please, the commercial might seem dumb, but it's a dream come true.",
"Manny: Ok. I'll be there.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the hallway",
"(Marco walking down the hall seeing couples everywhere.)",
"Dylan: Hey, we need to talk.",
"Marco: Uh ok.",
"Dylan: I just thought you should know that there's someone I like.",
"Marco: Oh, yeah I mean I understand. I'm too short, too young, too girly...",
"Dylan: And way too hard on yourself.",
"Marco: Are you messing with me?",
"Dylan: Guilty as charged.",
"Marco: You're such a jerk.",
"Dylan: Take it easy, I haven't even asked you out yet. So tonight, wanna go see that zombie movie or will it freak you out?",
"Marco: Yeah a little, but I want to.",
"Dylan: Good.",
"Marco: Good so it's a date?",
"Dylan: You bet!",
"At Spinner's House",
"Kendra: Spinner! Marco's here!",
"Marco: Spin! I'm dying. Here ok?! Fashion crisis! Do I go sporty, cowboy, vintage or clubby... I don't know.",
"Spinner: Uh dude, maybe you didn't get the memo. I'm straight.",
"Marco: Yeah, but your taste is way closer to Dylan's than mine is, so help me, please.",
"Spinner: Ok. It's like straight eye for the gay guy. (Holds up a shiny silver shirt) Ok uh, This? Uh Enrique called, he wants his shirt back. (Holds up a peasant type shirt) This whole Oliver Twist thing... (With an accent) please sir, don't wear this, you'll look like an idiot. (Holds up a western cowboy type shirt) Planning on wrestling cattle dude?",
"Marco: Don't throw that.",
"Spinner: Now this. Classy, sporty, very David Beckham and very Del Rossi.",
"Marco: Cool. Spin, I just wanna say thanks for, well for everything.",
"Spinner: Yeah, don't get mushy. At Spinner's front door",
"Spinner: Marco!",
"Marco: Yeah.",
"Dylan: Good evening Mr. Mason, Marco ready?",
"Marco: You bet! You look nice.",
"Dylan: Thanks, so do you. (looking at Marco's hat)",
"Marco: Except for this.",
"Dylan: Well I mean it's great...for a club.",
"Marco: Yeah. (throws hat) Spin tried to warn me. I'm so stupid.",
"Dylan: Marco, its fine. It's just a hat.",
"Marco: Ok. Oh my god! Bee in the car! Bee! Bee! Bee! (Jumping up and out of the car)",
"Marco: Sorry...um, I have a bit of a bee phobia. At a fast food restaurant at the mall",
"Marco: So you don't think I'm completely lame?",
"Dylan: Your bee phobia? Pales in comparison to my fear of killer whales. My mom took me to a marine park for my 10th birthday and I volunteered to be kissed by the whale. When it leapt from the water it just had this look in its eye like I'm going to kill you. I ran from the park screaming. Guess I'm a freak huh?",
"Marco: No actually, you're pretty great.",
"Dylan: I think you're pretty great too. At Toby's house",
"Toby: Hand picked invite list?! Exclusive?!",
"JT: (shrugs) Oh this is it! This is it!",
"Commercial: (Jt speaking) Yo dawg! These fries are whicky whicky whack. What they need is some stupid, supafly flavour. First we give them the mad curl, then we dunk them in the dope batter. Then it's time to kick the supafly fry flavor. A crazy combo of 7 slammin' spices. That supa fly taste is off the chain yo! Hey don't, get off my fries dawg! Get your fry on with supafly fries.",
"(Cough, cough.)",
"JT: Uh, Guess it wasn't really off the chain then...",
"Jimmy: Look if people do make fun of you tomorrow just tell them um, don't be all up in my fries dawg!",
"At the movies",
"(Marco trying to hold Dylan's hand then pulling away.)",
"Dylan: It's ok!",
"(Marco and Dylan holding hands.)",
"Outside the theatre",
"Dylan: What about that freeze and that zombie freeze just came running after him like that.",
"Marco: No the part where the zombie just tore off his arm! God I nearly...",
"Dylan: I know!",
"Marco: I can't believe it, they're here.",
"Dylan: Who, flesh eating zombies?",
"Marco: Worse, my parents, ok?!",
"Marco's mom: Oh Marco!",
"Marco: Hey ma...",
"Marco's mom: I thought you were studying with spinner?",
"Marco: Uh, Spinner got sick. Actually I bumped into Paige's brother Dylan!",
"Marco's dad: You are Dylan? My son he talk about you all the time.",
"Dylan: He does?",
"Marco's dad: Yes, he say you great hockey player and I love hockey. Why don't you come to dinner with us?!",
"Marco: Mom we already ate.",
"Marco's mom: You know how your father gets. At a restaurant",
"Marco's dad: So, you play forward? Which line?",
"Dylan: Up first. I'm a pretty high scorer.",
"Marco's Dad: How nice. How about with the girls? Hehe, not like Marco.",
"Marco: Pa!",
"Marco's dad: I'm just saying you're young! Right now it should be girls, girls, girls.",
"Marco's mom: Like Gabriella? From church!",
"Marco: Ma, she's 300 pounds!",
"Marco's mom: She's big...but nice. Maybe Dylan would like her.",
"Marco: No he wouldn't.",
"Marco's mom: Hmph.",
"Waiter: How are you all doing? Can I get you anything?",
"Marco's dad: No we ok, thank you. How can a fruity boy carry those plates with those limp wrists.",
"Marco's dad: I never understand that kind! Two men together. It's disgusting.",
"Marco: Pa!",
"Marco's dad: Hey it's sickening!",
"Marco: Pa stop!",
"Dylan: The time! Uh, I've got early practice tomorrow, so uh nice meeting you both!",
"Marco's dad: Nice to meet you too! That's a nice boy.",
"Marco's mom: (smacks Marco's dad) How can you say that?",
"Marco's dad: Say what?",
"Marco's mom: You got a big mouth.",
"Marco's dad: I got a big mouth...!",
"(His parent's quietly arguing.)",
"Outside school",
"Jay: Hey where's you dog, dawg?",
"Sean: Has it been getting up in your fries?",
"Manny: That's a fun way to start the day...JT your commercial sucked.",
"JT: Thanks.",
"Manny: But you didn't. You were great.",
"JT: Well you mind telling everyone in the school that?",
"Manny: Coming from the school tramp, I don't think they'd listen.",
"JT: I do not want to go in there.",
"Manny: I know but we've got Armstrong's test... We have to get our math on!",
"JT: I'm so gunna kill you. (Chasing after Manny) Outside school",
"Marco: Look Spinner, ok it was the date from hell and I don't know how I'm gunna face Dylan today.",
"Spinner: Well you're about to find out.",
"Dylan: Hey.",
"Marco: Hey.",
"Dylan: Talk to you a sec?",
"Marco: Ok. Look you don't have to explain about what my dad said.",
"Dylan: It was stupid and offensive, but you know we've both heard worse.",
"Marco: Yeah but the way you just ran off like that.",
"Dylan: You looked like you were going into cardiac arrest. I was sparing you.",
"Marco: Man after that pimp hat and the bee incident and then what my dad said, I just...I thought you were never gonna talk to me again.",
"Dylan: Well that crossed my mind, but I do think you're pretty cute.",
"Marco: So then, does that mean I get another shot? A chance to redeem myself?",
"Dylan: Well that depends (leans in and kisses Marco) what are you doing this Friday? Scenes for next week",
"Emma: What is your problem?",
"Alex: You.",
"Voiceover: Everyone's feeling the pressure.",
"Ashley: (to the camera) These are the best years of my life?",
"Spinner: I can't handle this.",
"Paige: Tomorrow we're taking the day off.",
"Voiceover: A day filled with fun becomes a day for decisions.",
"Ashley: You just don't get it do you? I'm leaving Degrassi."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x19 | It's Raining Men | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x20.json | [
"Paige and Spinner skip school in order to visit a comatose Terri at the hospital and invite Ashley, who is still upset over her breakup with Craig. Meanwhile, Emma finds Snake's will and panics, fearing that the chemotherapy failed."
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"In Ms. Hatzilakos' Class",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: So your exam will mainly focus on the second term, but much of what you learned last fall has influenced what we've covered since and...",
"Spinner: Wait, so what does that mean; we have to study both terms?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: That's usually how it works, Gavin. So what we're gonna do...",
"Paige: More work?",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: It's a comprehension assignment using molecular models I'd like you to illustrate the structure of three simple molecules by next week. Welcome to the real world guys, oh and Paige can you make sure that Ashley gets this? It seems like she's sick...again.",
"Spinner: Ok, I can't handle this. It's so unfair.",
"Paige: Hatzilakos wants us to live in the real world. Then I say we do just that. Tomorrow we're taking the day off. Outside in Dylan's car",
"Dylan: Ok you know this car means everything to me right?",
"Paige: Yes, this car means more to you than I do. Ok, now this goes to Ms. Smith excusing me from all classes today.",
"Marco: Oohh, the old forging your mom's signature huh? Nice!",
"Paige: Just make sure she gets it.",
"Dylan: And you just make sure you return this car ok? Undamaged, with a full tank.",
"Paige: But it's only at a quarter...",
"Dylan: Have fun! (As him and Marco get out) Spinner's house",
"Spinner's mom: Here. Now I know having a thermometer in your mouth is uncomfortable but you gotta leave it there. Ok?",
"Spinner: Ok Mom, I love you. (As soon as she leaves he dunks the thermometer in a hot drink)",
"Kendra: Just wait till I tell mom.",
"Spinner: Oh yeah, go ahead miss I don't have any evidence.",
"Kendra: Mom, he's faking!",
"Spinner's mom: With a temperature of 101? I don't think so!",
"Spinner: Ugh, pain!",
"Kendra: Pain? I'm the one in pain. My arm! (Points to her broken (or sprained) arm)",
"Spinner's mom: Kendra, this isn't a competition! Now I'll be home by 5. Be sure to drink plenty of fluids and call me at work if you need anything.",
"Kendra: But...",
"Spinner's mom: Uh uh uh! (Kendra and their mom leave the room)",
"Spinner: (on the phone) Paige. The hen has flown the coop!",
"Paige: Nice In Mr. Simpson's class",
"Mr. Simpson: In constructing the CQ query we need to use a filter as in... where amount is greater than 100. No, that's not right.",
"JT: So, the semi-formal coming up.",
"Emma: JT can we talk later?",
"JT: Uh that'd be a no. I was thinking about asking Manny but, I mean, I know she's been through some tough times lately.",
"Mr. Simpson: Time's going to get a whole lot tougher if you don't stop talking. For (something) functions you need to use the pathing clause actually...",
"JT: We could just go as friends.",
"Emma: JT. Later!",
"Mr. Simpson: Hi, what are you doing at lunch? Defragging the MI lab? Thanks and Emma so glad you could help out! At Ashley's house",
"Ashley: (singing) I'm lost in a void of eternity. The eye of the storm, the depth of the sea. A black hole rips me from inside out. Gravity ending me.",
"Ashley's mom: You don't look sick to me kiddo. You know I have been really patient, but the end of the year is coming up and you've got exams.",
"Ashley: And I'll do fine. I've been doing all the homework. I'll go to school Monday but not today please!",
"Ashley's mom: I'm going to be showing houses all day, but I'll be home for dinner ok? Uh, what we talked about the other day... I think it might be a good thing. Paige and Spinner driving along",
"Spinner: Here we are, fresh air, hot rod convertible, the world is our oyster! What do you wanna do?",
"Paige: What do you wanna do?",
"Spinner: Anything! Bowling, the mall... No, no, no mini golf!",
"Paige: (With an accent answering the phone) Paige Michaelchuk's telephone!",
"Ashley: What's with the weird accent?",
"Paige: Just uh pretending to be my mom!",
"Ashley: Why where are you?",
"Paige: Dylan's car. Skipping with Spin, in case you're at the school.",
"Ashley: Well I'm not and actually I'm just calling for yesterday's homework.",
"Paige: Yeah I was just about to drop it off. Hey what are you doing today?",
"Ashley: Just feeling sorry for myself. Why?",
"Spinner: No, no!",
"Paige: Well misery loves company hun, so get dressed. We'll be there in five! In Ashley's bedroom",
"Paige: Hun we have a major metropolitan area at our disposal here.",
"Spinner: Yeah with at least 20 mini putt courses to explore.",
"Ashley: Go away!",
"Paige: Spin not helping. Ash, get up! Ok, let's think of Dylan's car as a genie. One that could grant us three wishes. Spin. I wish I could go eat lunch at a restaurant with my hunny and my oldest friend. (Looks at Spinner)",
"Spinner: I wish we could go play mini golf.",
"Paige: Fine, Ash one wish to go.",
"Ashley: I wish we could go visit Terri. At the hospital, in Terri's room",
"Terri: Ashley, I'm so glad you could come!",
"Ashley: Yeah finally huh? Well you look great.",
"Terri: I'm feeling so much better, other than the occasional headache from hitting the rock and the surgery.",
"Nurse: Here to change your bandage. (Takes her bandage off revealing a bald spot with a large cut)",
"Ashley: Um I need some air. (Goes out to the hallway)",
"Paige: Ashley?",
"(Paige and Spinner walk into Terri's room.)",
"In the computer lab",
"Emma: Alex I need some time with that machine now. The row over there is finished if you could just...Can you please move?",
"Alex: Go away little girl. You're annoying me.",
"JT: Well I'm done like dinner.",
"Emma: Me too. Now there's just my dad's and one that I'll apparently be doing after school.",
"JT: Oh mama. Can't blame you there! Hey Em I can't defrag this if he's working on something right?",
"Emma: Uh, no just save it and quit the program.",
"JT: Oh.",
"Emma: What's wrong?",
"JT: Uh I don't think I was supposed to see this.",
"Emma: What? His will... At a nice restaurant",
"Spinner: Razcompalo (?), risotto with porcine and shitake... what?",
"Paige: Spin has trouble with foods he can't pronounce. (Spin hits Paige with a breadstick)",
"Paige: Stop.",
"Ashley: Spin this is a restaurant, not the school cafeteria.",
"Waiter: Can I take your beverage order?",
"Paige: A ginger ale for me please.",
"Ashley: Fine.",
"Spinner: Um, I'll have whatever's on tap... Andrew. (Waiter gives him a look)",
"Spinner: What, if I were underage wouldn't I be in school right now instead of your fine dining establishment?",
"Waiter: Three ginger ales coming right up.",
"Paige: Haha, so um Ash what are you gonna have?",
"Ashley: Nothing I'm not hungry. I'm sorry ok but seeing Terri in the hospital just sort of did that to me.",
"Paige: Yeah me too, but getting all down and sucky doesn't help anyone.",
"Ashley: You just don't get it do you? These are supposed to be the best years of our life and it's just been one disaster after another after another. That school is cursed.",
"Spinner: Then just transfer already.",
"Paige: Spinner!",
"Ashley: No he's right. Next year I'm leaving Degrassi. At the restaurant (after a commercial break)",
"Spinner: Oh if only this was champagne, not just the champagne of ginger ales.",
"Paige: You're ecstatic that Ashley's transferring aren't you? She is my friend who's had a really rough year and she's probably crying her eyes out in the bathroom right now.",
"Spinner: So let's take her home to cry so we can enjoy the rest of our afternoon.",
"Paige: Or we could show her a good time and maybe make her change her mind.",
"Ashley: Guys! See that blond woman over there. Look who she's with!",
"Paige: Raditch!",
"Ashley: So maybe we should um... (They get up to leave quickly)",
"Paige: Spin, you did leave money for lunch like you were supposed to right?",
"Spinner: No...",
"Ashley: So what we didn't pay?",
"Spinner: Cool!",
"Paige: Not cool! Give me the money, I'll go pay...",
"Ashley: What and get caught skipping by Raditch?!",
"Spinner: So what are we gonna do?",
"(Shows the three of them driving, playing mini golf, at the movies (where Spinner is trying not to cry lol), then playing air hockey.)",
"At an art gallery",
"Paige: Enjoying the art honey bee?",
"Spinner: Art? That's what they call this?",
"Ashley: Spin, someone poured their soul into these paintings.",
"Spinner: Really? I don't see it. Oh wait there it is. (Pointing at a picture with a naked lady and pretending to kiss it)",
"Spinner: What!? I wasn't doing anything.",
"Ashley: You were being a sexist jerk.",
"Spinner: No, I was trying to make you laugh.",
"Ashley: Yeah well it wasn't funny. It was embarrassing.",
"Spinner: So what? Being an idiot is ok sometimes!",
"Ashley: Yeah and so is growing up.",
"Spinner: I'll be in the sculpture garden.",
"Paige: Ok um, I'm sorry you had a crappy year. I'm sorry Craig treated you like dirt, but get over it.",
"Ashley: Paige you have no idea.",
"Paige: You take everything so seriously. Just lighten up.",
"Ashley: Yeah I'll just do that Paige.",
"Paige: You should. I'm sorry to be brutally blunt but Craig didn't cheat on you just because of hormones.",
"Ashley: Paige...",
"Paige: So run away next year but it won't help cuz the real problem is you.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the school",
"Emma: Mr. Preno (? The janitor) Is my dad in there?",
"Mr. Preno (?): No.",
"Liberty: So that Canadian Geography class was great wasn't it...the Canadian Shield, the great lakes... Liberty shut up for once! I'm looking for Mr. Simpson.",
"Alex: Pleasant as always Emma?",
"Emma: Don't start with me.",
"(Alex throws a bunched up piece of paper at Emma.)",
"Emma: Alex, what is your problem?",
"Alex: Let's see, your clothes, your voice, your holier than thou attitude. You.",
"(Emma throws Alex's books down and pushes her. Major catfight. Emma knees Alex in the face making her bleed. Alex backslaps her and the two continue to fight.)",
"Mr Preno (?): Hey! Hey! That's enough! Emma! Simmer down.",
"At an Elvis impersonation competition",
"(An Elvis impersonator on stage.)",
"Spinner: Ok, the king is cool. That freak show on stage is not. Perfectly lame end to a lame day.",
"Paige: Spin what are you talking about? That guy is cool and I had fun today.",
"Spinner: Yeah can't wait to tell everyone we skipped and moped around all day with the queen of doom.",
"Paige: He didn't mean that.",
"Ashley: It's cool. Um so why don't you guys sit and I'll get us a snack.",
"At school",
"(Emma has a huge black eye.)",
"Mr. Simpson: Where's a good t-bone steak when you need one huh?",
"Emma: I thought we were done with secrets, dad?",
"Emma: I found your will. When were you going to tell me the chemo failed?",
"Mr. Simpson: No, no Emma you got it all wrong. The doctor just told me to be prepared.",
"Emma: Prepared for what?! What is going on?",
"Mr. Simpson: This afternoon I get the results from my last round of chemo. Your mom and I just wanted to protect you.",
"Emma: Well stop, ok?",
"Mr. Simpson: Ok, but this is big Em. It's life or death big...because if the chemo didn't work...",
"Emma: But I want to know what's going on. I need to know.",
"Mr. Simpson: Ok. So come with us today to the doctors. There's no more secrets.",
"(Emma and Snake hugging.)",
"Back at the Elvis impersonation competition",
"(Really bad little kid singing.)",
"Spinner: Uh ok. That's just bizarre.",
"Paige: Where is Ash? She's been gone for like 20 minutes.",
"Spinner: And that's a problem?",
"Announcer: Nice job Little E! Ladies and gentlemen Little E! Now up a late addition. Next up Elvira, Queen of Doom. Elvira.",
"Ashley: (comes on stage in an Elvis costume) Thank you Howard. Thank you very much. This little number goes out to my dear old friend Ronnie who lent me this outfit and to my good friends Spinner and Paige. This one's for you!",
"Paige: What is she doing?",
"(Ashley singing an Elvis song and Spinner and Paige standing and cheering.)",
"At the doctor's office",
"Doctor: Ah the whole family's here today. So the bone marrow tests are in. Your peripheral blood cell count could be better but your normal cellular marrow is just 3.2% less.",
"Mr. Simpson: Please in English.",
"Doctor: You're in remission. Ms. Grant will set up your follow-ups. Congratulations. Um take as much time as you need in here.",
"(Everyone's arms around each other, misty eyed, relieved.)",
"Spike: Good cuz I think we're gonna be a while.",
"In Ashley's room",
"Ashley's mom: I cancel a house showing so I can be with you and then I find you pulling up in Paige's car with the world's weirdest trophy.",
"Ashley: I'm sorry little lady. (Ashley laughing)",
"Ashley's mom: Ashley this is not funny. (Both of them start laughing)",
"Ashley's mom: Ashley, sanity has left the building. Outside by Dylan's car",
"Spinner: Thank you, thank you very much.",
"Paige: Ok, that was a worse impression than that Mini E kid.",
"Spinner: Haha.",
"Paige: Oh, Time to pick up Dylan. He's going to kill me if I'm late.",
"Spinner: Yeah not to mention, for this! (Waving around a parking ticket)",
"Paige: Which he will never know about!",
"Spinner: Small price to pay for a day off right?",
"(Paige and Spin kiss then drive off.)",
"Scenes For Next Week",
"Tracker: You gonna come with us to Alberta? I can drop you in Wasaga.",
"Sean: No, no I'm not living with mom and dad.",
"Voiceover: Faced with life changing news.",
"Sean: (to the camera) I'm sick of living by everyone else's rules",
"Voiceover: Sean lashes out.",
"Auto teacher: Sean!",
"Voiceover: When a solution is offered.",
"Auto teacher: What about student welfare?",
"Sean: Yeah right.",
"Voiceover: Will he make the most of it?",
"Sean: It's not just my house, it's our house."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x20 | I Want Candy | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x21.json | [
"Sean's brother gets a job in Alberta, but Sean wants to stay at Degrassi. He finds out that he can live by himself with student welfare, but that plan is in jeopardy when his place becomes party central. Meanwhile, Liberty makes it her mission to get J.T. his dream date to the semiformal, even if it's not her."
]
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"At a music place in the mall",
"Sean: Have you seen this? This is MC Terminal. Drives up onstage in a (something). It's sick.",
"Jay: We need this disc.",
"Sean: It's $50. It's an import.",
"Jay: Hold on. I've got discount cards.",
"Sean: You've got discount cards?",
"Jay: Yeah two. They get me 100% off everywhere.",
"(They each take the discs and put them in their hoodies.)",
"Security Guard: You boys forget to pay for something?",
"Sean: Well we were just about to ...",
"Jay: Go!",
"Security Guard: Hey get back here!",
"(Jay and Sean start running away and a security guard puts out his arms to stop them as they run basically right into him.)",
"At Sean's house",
"Sean: So some rent a cop banned me from the mall. Big deal.",
"Tracker: It is a big deal Sean because they could have called the real cops.",
"Sean: I know. I was lucky.",
"Tracker: You've been off probation for what like a month now? This is how you celebrate, by pulling a stunt like this? That guy um Jay, he talked you into doing this?",
"Sean: What? No! No...",
"Tracker: I know guys like him Sean. All right? He's bad news and you're gonna have to cut him lose.",
"Sean: He's my best friend...ok dad! (phone rings)",
"Tracker: Yeah hello? Hold on a second. (Looks at Sean pouring chocolate milk) What kind of breakfast is that huh?",
"Tracker: Yeah go ahead, sorry. I thought you said the job was filled. How much is it? Absolutely! At school, in a classroom",
"Liberty: So JT...got a date for the semiformal?",
"JT: Why? Are you propositioning me, Liberty?",
"Liberty: No such luck. I'm very taken. (Showing a notebook filled with pictures of her and Towerz)",
"JT: Oh well that's good. He's getting some practice for the mug shot.",
"Liberty: As a more experienced dater I'd like to offer you some words of advice.",
"JT: This should be good.",
"Liberty: Ask Manny to the semiformal!",
"JT: Yeah right. She doesn't like me -that- way.",
"Liberty: Wanna bet? (JT smiling and looking at Manny) At the auto shop classroom",
"Ellie: Incredible. Really you've re-written the book on...what is it again?",
"Sean: An intake manifold?",
"Ellie: Sorry what I know about cars could be written on the head of a pin.",
"Sean: Hopefully Mr. Ehl agrees with you. About the project I mean... It's worth 50%.",
"Ellie: No wonder you spend so much time on it.",
"Sean: Hey. (Pulls her back and kisses her while Amy and Alex give disgusted looks)",
"Amy: What's he see in that bloodless freakbag?!",
"Alex: Amy, you broke up with him. At the booth selling tickets at school",
"JT: Two please.",
"Spinner: Two? Heh. Aw JT finally gets a girl of his own, unless the other ticket is for Toby.",
"JT: No close though, Raditch actually. We really hit it off. (Looks at Manny walking by)",
"Spinner: JT. That's not Raditch, but way better choice if you're looking to get some.",
"JT: What?! What?",
"Spinner: Well you gotta figure...Manny with her history.",
"JT: Spinner how would you like it if people talked about Paige like that?",
"Spinner: They don't uh 'cause Paige isn't a slut and she doesn't go at it with other people's boyfriends.",
"Spinner: Look JT I didn't mean to get all up in your fries. Just don't fall too hard for a girl like Manny. She's got a reputation for a reason. At Sean's house where everything's being packed up in boxes",
"Tracker: It's awesome.",
"Sean: Hey I'm Sean, I live here?",
"Tracker: Hey bro! Come here! (hugs him) Crazy day bro. Do you uh remember the oil drilling job out in Alberta? Well the first guy. He like bailed at the last second.",
"Sean: Yeah",
"Tracker's Girlfriend: So Tracker got it. Isn't that awesome?",
"Tracker: Pays big. We're gonna be living like kings. The only problem is we gotta be there by yesterday. So we gotta go.",
"Sean: Exams are starting. I'd lose my year.",
"Tracker: Yeah I know. I'm sorry I wish there was something else we could do.",
"Sean: Tracker I repeated grade 7, I'm not repeating grade 9.",
"Tracker: And I can't leave you here alone. Either come with us to Alberta or I could drop you in Wasaga.",
"Sean: No. No I'm not living with mom and dad.",
"Tracker: And I'm not sitting around watching you end up in prison with your stupid friend. So that's it. End of story. Alberta here we come. At school, in the hallway",
"Amy: Hey Sean, what's up?",
"Sean: Nothing. (As he just walks right by her)",
"Ellie: Hey, what's wrong?",
"Sean: I'm moving tomorrow to Alberta.",
"Ellie: What!?",
"Sean: We have to break up.",
"(Ellie turns and runs away.)",
"In the auto shop classroom",
"Jay: Sup dawg, ever gonna finish that thing? (Accidentally makes Sean cut himself on his project)",
"Sean: Look what you made me do!",
"Jay: Maybe if you weren't such a goof.",
"(Sean pushes Jay.)",
"Jay: Hey man I was joking! Psycho!",
"(Sean knocks a bunch of things off the table.)",
"Mr. Ehl: Sean!",
"Mr. Ehl: Alright, tell me what's going on.",
"Sean: My brother got a job in Alberta and I'm moving tomorrow.",
"Mr. Ehl: That threatens the school year.",
"Sean: So? Think I care?",
"Mr. Ehl: Yeah, you told me you were going to be the first person in your family to graduate high school.",
"Sean: Yeah well whatever. It's pointless.",
"Mr. Ehl: What about student welfare.",
"Sean: Yeah right. Cause they're lining up to give guys like me money.",
"Mr. Ehl: If you keep decent grades and get a trustee to sign all your paperwork.",
"Sean: My own parents aren't there for me man.",
"Mr. Ehl: Then I will be.",
"Sean: Mr. Ehl you barely know me.",
"Mr. Ehl: Sean I was the first person in my family to graduate. I know more than you think.",
"At Sean's house",
"Tracker: C'mon bro. Give me a hand here.",
"Tracker: Ok I know you don't wanna go. I don't wanna leave either buddy. This is a great opportunity man. I'm doing you a favor. It's a fresh start.",
"Sean: I don't want a fresh start. I wanna stay here. Right where I am.",
"Tracker: I'm sorry but you can't.",
"Sean: Actually I can. I can collect student welfare. Live here. I don't need you.",
"Tracker: Ok. Rents being paid to the end of the month anyway. Finish your year but I'll tell you this, you're gonna be banging on my door before you know it bro. At school, in the hallway",
"Sean: Ellie.",
"Ellie: Guess this is it. I was thinking long distance relationships are brutal, but...",
"Sean: We don't have to worry about that.",
"Ellie: I love how you find this funny. *Hands her his student welfare form*",
"Ellie: You're staying?",
"Sean: Yeah!",
"Ellie: Woo! (Jumps up on him and they kiss) At Sean's house",
"(Shows Sean at his house eating chocolate cake and drinking chocolate milk, smiling.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In a classroom",
"Liberty: So Manny, the semiformal draws near. Got a sari picked out?",
"Manny: No. I've got sweatpants and ice cream picked out cause I'm not going.",
"Liberty: I disagree.",
"Manny: You can't disagree. I'm not going. Besides it's not like anyone wants me there.",
"Liberty: I know someone who does.",
"Manny: K, it better not just be you.",
"Liberty: Negative. It's a certain shall we say friend of yours. *Looking at JT*",
"Manny: You mean JT? Well is he going to ask me?",
"Liberty: You didn't hear it from me. At the auto shop classroom",
"Alex: So the government pays you for nothing?",
"Sean: I gotta go to school, get good grades and I gotta get by on welfare. Does that sound like nothing?",
"Jay: Aw poor Sean. He has it so hard.",
"Amy: So can I come over sometime? (Putting her hand on his shoulder)",
"Sean: Yeah. Yeah you all can. It's not just my house, it's our house. At Sean's house, music playing, people dancing, people making out, Amy giving Sean/Ellie a glare while she drinks beer At school in the auto shop room, Mr. Ehl waking up Sean Back at Sean's house, him and Ellie sitting on the couch eating pizza with people walking in carrying booze At school, in the auto shop classroom",
"Mr. Ehl: Mr. Cameron. You seem to be making lateness a regular habit.",
"Sean: I'm sorry Mr. Ehl If it's about your exam I can do it in my sleep. It's not about my exam. It's about your other exams and your project. It's worth 50%, remember?",
"Sean: I'll get it done. I promise. Outside the school",
"(JT walks out holding the tickets and sees Craig sit down with Manny.)",
"At the ticket booth inside school",
"JT: Do you give refunds on these?",
"Manny: JT.",
"JT: Now isn't a very good time.",
"Manny: Um I heard you were going to ask me and I was waiting... JT.",
"JT: I saw you with Craig",
"Manny: And? We hadn't talked since...he was just making sure I was ok.",
"JT: Yeah right.",
"Manny: What, you think I was just gonna go off and have s*x with him because I'm that easy?",
"JT: Manny...",
"Manny: He was the one that was cheating on his girlfriend, ok? But no one ever talks about that do they? At Sean's house where Ellie and Sean are trying to study with lots of people partying in the background",
"Jay: Yo, Sean! Meet the Montreal crew.",
"Some guy: Sup man?",
"Ellie: You're going to be able to work?",
"Sean: I have to.",
"(Ellie gets up from the couch and Amy sits down next to Sean.)",
"Sean: Take it easy!",
"Amy: Hey Seanny. Wanna see a world famous Avril Lavigne impression?",
"Sean: Sure.",
"(Amy does a stupid impression and Sean just sort of smiles and looks away.)",
"Amy: You don't like me anymore.",
"Sean: Amy you dumped me.",
"Ellie: And he has a girlfriend.",
"Amy: Right and what are you, some kind of blood sucking vampire?",
"Ellie: Keep hitting on my boyfriend and you'll find out.",
"(As Amy goes off and drinks even more, falling all over the place.)",
"Some guy: What's your problem? (Pushes some other guy)",
"Sean: Hey! Outside! Jay!",
"Jay: Hey you heard him. (Tries to get them to go outside)",
"Sean: Thanks a lot Jay. Inviting the Montreal crew!",
"Jay: I am going to kick his-",
"Alex: Ahh! It's Amy! Something's really, really wrong.",
"(Everyone rushes to the bathroom where Amy is lying on the floor unconscious.)",
"Alex: Can't wake her up.",
"Sean: Ok. Somebody call an ambulance.",
"Jay: There goes your student welfare.",
"Ellie: It might be alcohol poisoning.",
"Jay: Look, maybe you've never been to a party but this happens. She's gonna be fine.",
"Sean: Man look at her. She is not going to be fine!",
"Outside Sean's house",
"(Amy is being taken away in a stretcher.)",
"Paramedic: Hey that's a good job calling us.",
"Jay: Well I hope you're happy 'cause you ground that party right to a halt. Whatever. The Montreal boys are bored. Where are we moving the party?",
"Sean: Nowhere. It's over.",
"Jay: Did your girlfriend decide that?",
"Sean: No she didn't. I did. The party's over.",
"Jay: You know I thought you were cool. You had me fooled.",
"Sean: I know the feeling.",
"Outside school",
"JT: Manny! Look I just wanted to apologize ok? I never thought anything bad about you!",
"Manny: JT save it.",
"JT: When I saw you with Craig I thought you still liked him. Look when I asked you out the first time you blew me off. I just, I was afraid that was going to happen again. I was an idiot ok, I admit that. I'm only going to ask you this once. I have two tickets to the semiformal. Will you go with me? Alright I lied. I'm going to ask you twice! Will you go with me? I warn you, I'm prepared to wait months if I have to. Well maybe not months. We'll miss the dance. (Manny smiling) Was that a yes? I heard a yes. Can we get a ruling on that?",
"Manny: JT, you're such a jerk!",
"JT: But uh you mean that in the best possible way right?",
"(He holds open the door for her and clicks his heels together in the air after she walks in.)",
"In the hallway",
"Jay: Amy ok?",
"Sean: She will be. In Mr. Ehl's office",
"Sean: Mr. Ehl, signed these forms...",
"Mr. Ehl: Bring it here.",
"Sean: Before you sign there's something I should tell you. I had a party and it sort of got out of hand. The cops were called. No charges or anything... If you don't wanna be my trustee anymore I understand.",
"Mr. Ehl: I have a feeling a lot of people have let you down Sean. I'm not gonna add my name to that list. But I'm not going to sign until you can convince me that the partying is over and that you're ready.",
"Sean: I am. I am Mr. Ehl.",
"(Mr. Ehl takes the paper and signs it.)",
"Sean: Thank you. Do you mind if I stick around? I have to finish my project.",
"Scenes for next week",
"(At the dance, everyone all dressed up and dancing.)",
"Dylan: I think its perfect Marco. (Hands on Marco's shoulders)",
"Voiceover: The end of the school year.",
"Jimmy: This is going to be a night we never forget.",
"Voiceover: Prom night at Degrassi.",
"Hazel: You got us a limo?!",
"(Shows the inside of the limo covered with garbage.)",
"Jimmy: I think there's been a mistake.",
"Voiceover: A night they wish they could forget.",
"(Shows some cops outside.)",
"Jimmy: You wanna pull up to the prom in a cop car?",
"Liberty: Fire!",
"(Shows a fire starting in the gym and then fire trucks pulling up outside.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x21 | Our House | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_03x22.json | [
"It's the end-of-the-year dance at Degrassi, and Jimmy wants it to be perfect for his date and their friends, but one misfortune after another plagues the evening. Meanwhile, feeling guilty for stealing Snake's laptop, Sean decides to come clean to him, but he soon realizes that getting Mr. Simpson's forgiveness is not going to be easy. Also, Joey asks Caitlin to move in with him, but she is soon offered a job in Los Angeles."
]
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"Mr. Simpson: My diligent locker custodians. I'll be back in 15 minutes to inspect all your hard work and once they're clean...hello summer!",
"Jimmy: 23 hours and 10 minutes and I'll be on a plane to LA",
"Hazel: and the best summer basketball camp in the US. Spoiled much?",
"Jimmy: My parents really wanna spoil me, they'd let me cancel right? Because when they booked in December, it was cool yeah, but that was before you.",
"Paige: And the final sacrifice. Last falls way passé mascara and lip gloss.",
"Spinner: And 'hunny bee's' exile to the waste land is officially over. (Throws her makeup in the garbage)",
"Hazel: Well that's worth celebrating.",
"Jimmy: It is and tonight is going to be a dream. A night that you'll never forget. (Shows them a limo pamphlet)",
"Hazel: You got us a limo?",
"Jimmy: Well we need something to get us from my place to the restaurant. Oh and by the way. Tonight's meal is on me.",
"Paige: Hazel wanna switch boyfriends?",
"Spinner: Oh yeah haha, oh aren't you the big hero.",
"Jimmy: That's the plan. In the computer lab",
"Sean: I got your note. You wanted to see me?",
"Mr. Simpson: Have a seat.",
"Sean: I thought school was over. (Computer screen shows Sean's grade at 49%)",
"Mr. Simpson: You started the year off well, but your grade just kept dropping and given that you're on student welfare...",
"Sean: Was. Until they find out I failed a course. Thanks a lot Mr. Simpson.",
"Mr. Simpson: Creative parts database for the auto by the end of the day. Do a good job and you don't fail...clock's ticking.",
"(Sean puts his bag down and gets to work.)",
"At Joey's house",
"Joey: Credit reports, credit reports. Lease agreement...",
"Caitlin: Thank goodness you're here. I have a meeting and I left my",
"Joey: Here you go. You are a model of efficiency.",
"Joey: If I was I would have been back at work an hour ago.",
"Caitlin: We're like two peas in a pod.",
"Joey: You should move into this pod...seriously. Your already a huge part of the kids lives. I know they would love it if you moved in. More important I would love it.",
"Caitlin: Woah, this is sudden.",
"Joey: Think about it. Your stuff's already here...you should be too.",
"Caitlin: I gotta get to this meeting; we'll talk at dinner ok? (They kiss)",
"Joey: Bye",
"Caitlin: Bye. At Jimmy's place",
"Spinner: Uh Jimmy, you coming out of the bathroom?",
"Jimmy: This thing doesn't fit right.",
"Paige: Maybe 'cause you're wearing a sari. You were supposed to ask for a kurta, what Indian men wear.",
"Jimmy: No, no 'cause I asked for two kurtas and two saris and they gave me three saris.",
"Spinner: And you didn't check before you left the store...Sloppy work dude. Outside Jimmy's place",
"Jimmy: So I look ok, right?",
"Spinner: Yeah dude, you look great. You'll be the prettiest girl at the semi-formal.",
"Hazel: I've never been in a limo before. Do we get champagne too?",
"Jimmy: I hope so!",
"(An ugly limo honking its horn pulls up and a guy dressed like a cowboy steps out.)",
"Duke: Howdy girls. Duke, I'm your chauffer for the evening.",
"Jimmy: Uh, I think there's been some mistake.",
"Duke: Jimmy Brooks? (Jimmy nods)",
"Duke: Ain't no mistake hound dog. Let's giddy up.",
"Spinner: (Let's Jimmy get in before him) No, no ladies first. I like your (points to his cowboy hat)",
"Duke: Watch your dress.",
"At Caitlin's office",
"(Caitlin's ordering online for personalized towels.)",
"Thomas: His and her towels?",
"Caitlin: Joey asked me to move in and the towels are saying 'why yes I would love to Mr. Jeremiah'. This is where you say congrats...",
"Thomas: I was just about to, for an entirely different reason. The documentary series on Unicef's work of HIV/Aids, the station gave us their answer today!",
"Caitlin: They said yes?",
"Thomas: Congratulations! (They hug)",
"Caitlin: We submitted that what, a year ago!",
"Thomas: (Shows her a plane ticket) It's for Geneva. Leaving tonight.",
"Caitlin: Excuse me?",
"Thomas: Yeah, there's a world conference next month on HIV/Aids. Then you're off to Africa, India, Southeast Asia, the Caribbean... It's gonna be a Hectic 9 months.",
"Caitlin: I can't...sorry.",
"Thomas: This is your project. It's your baby.",
"Caitlin: The man I loved asked me to move in and I'm not gonna turn him down. Not for this, not for anything...",
"In the computer lab",
"Mr. Simpson: The database seems to be working. Couple redundancies in the tables but uh, that's an easy fix so... 53, not the best mark but it's a pass. Nice work Sean.",
"Sean: Thank you Mr. Simpson. Really...",
"Mr. Simpson: Oh yikes! It's 6:00. I'm uh chaperoning your party tonight.",
"Sean: I'm not going. It's not my scene.",
"Mr. Simpson: Good time's not your scene? Sean, life can be rough and I know you've been dealt some pretty crappy hands. It can also be pretty amazing if you let it.",
"Sean: Mr. Simpson...",
"Mr. Simpson: You used to come to me with your problems and I'd try to help out. You don't anymore, that's cool, it's your business. It doesn't mean I've given up on you. I'll always be here for you Sean.",
"Sean: I stole your computer. Your Alienware laptop. I stole it to get back at Emma.",
"Mr. Simpson: But I...I lost it, my, my chemo.",
"Sean: It wasn't your chemo and you didn't lose it. I stole it. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.",
"Mr. Simpson: You better go, now! At the same restaurant Paige, Spinner and Ashley went to on their day off",
"Hazel: This restaurant looks incredible!",
"Paige: More like incredibly mediocre so let's just go.",
"Jimmy: What's wrong with you two?",
"Spinner: K um, when we skipped school, we also skipped out on him.",
"Jimmy: Uh, sir we have reservations under Brooks. (Spinner and Paige trying to hide)",
"Waiter: Party of 4, right this way. At the same restaurant",
"Joey: So Miss Ryan, I would like to discuss the offer that was tabled this afternoon. Have you come to a resolution?",
"Caitlin: I have and my decision is yes! (Joey kisses her on the cheek)",
"Joey: I am so happy.",
"Caitlin: Me too.",
"(Clinking glasses.)",
"Caitlin: It's been one hell of a day, let me tell you...real rollercoaster.",
"Joey: Really? You weren't sure about moving in?",
"Caitlin: No, no of course not. Thomas had big news. They wanna do my HIV/Aids series.",
"Joey: That's amazing!",
"Caitlin: Yeah and amazingly bad timing 'cause um I'd have to leave tonight on a midnight flight to Geneva.",
"Joey: So forget about dinner! Let's go pack your things. Sir can we get the uh bill?",
"Caitlin: Joey, honey I turned it down.",
"Joey: What? Why would you do that?",
"Caitlin: Because I'm moving in, with you.",
"Joey: No, you have to go I mean... This is an opportunity of a lifetime.",
"Caitlin: I sort of thought you were my opportunity of a lifetime.",
"Joey: I'm not going anywhere.",
"Caitlin: Great um...Then I guess I... I gotta go. (Caitlin gets up and leaves)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"At the dance, Craig taking pictures of everyone dancing",
"Dylan: I think its perfect Marco!",
"Marco: Yeah almost perfect. (Fixing some curtains)",
"Emma: I cannot believe this is our gym.",
"Manny: I know, they did an amazing job.",
"JT: Though they're not doing very well in the beverage department. I noticed a distinct lack of ice.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'm on it. I'm off to the store.",
"(Sean and Ellie walk in.)",
"Sean: Mr. Simpson! (He walks right by Sean)",
"At the restaurant",
"Hazel: Ok. On a scale of 1-10, that meal was a 20! *Kisses Jimmy)",
"(Waiter hands Jimmy the bill.)",
"Jimmy: Uh sir, I think you charged us for three extra dinners.",
"Waiter: You four, plus three lunches from a few weeks ago. Don't forget to tip.",
"Jimmy: Spin, lend me $40 bucks? Paige? (Neither of them has money)",
"(Hazel takes out the money from her purse.)",
"Outside the restaurant",
"Jimmy: Hazel, I'll pay you back.",
"Hazel: It's no big deal, really.",
"(Cops are walking Duke to the cop car.)",
"Duke: I swear I paid those parking tickets! All 30 of them!",
"Paige: Well let's start walking.",
"Duke: Hey hold on here a minute. Folks just hold your horses. The Duke don't like to leave his customers high and dry. (Whistles to a cop and points to the kids)",
"Jimmy: We're gonna pull up to prom in a cop car? Forget it.",
"Duke: Son your already in deeper than a stable boy after a month of Sundays (?). I'd take the car.",
"Hazel: We'll take it Duke.",
"Duke: My pleasure. Folks have fun at the prom. Let's dance cop.",
"Outside the dance",
"Mr. Simpson: C'mon! (Hitting his steering wheel since his car won't start)",
"Sean: I can help. Pop the hood. Won't steal your engine, promise. At Caitlin's office",
"Caitlin: So I'm covering Sub Sahara and Africa first?",
"Thomas: Around the world in 9 months! You sure you wanna do this?",
"Caitlin: Thomas, yes!",
"Thomas: This afternoon you weren't. (Joey walks in) We'll talk more later.",
"Joey: What's going on?",
"Caitlin: Plane leaves in a couple hours since I'm taking the job.",
"Joey: You walked out on me. Why?",
"Caitlin: I don't know, crazy me, I thought you actually wanted me to move in.",
"Joey: I do! But if it takes a couple of months so what!?",
"Caitlin: It's not a couple of months. Joey it's almost a year and if you really loved me you wouldn't want me to go.",
"Joey: I want you to go because I do love you and that's never going to change. I promise.",
"Caitlin: You've made promises before Joey, promises you didn't keep.",
"Joey: You have to ask yourself one thing; do you want to take this job or not?",
"Caitlin: Yeah I do.",
"Joey: Then I'll be here waiting for you.",
"(Joey and Caitlin hug.)",
"Outside the dance",
"Sean: You've got serious problems.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'll call for a tow. You go home.",
"Sean: No, I wanna help!",
"Mr. Simpson: Help, it's a little late for that isn't it? I was on death's door. Spike blows her savings on a laptop to cheer me up and you stole it. What kind of person does that?",
"Sean: Your starters gone and your head gasket too. There's oil and coolant all over my hands.",
"Mr. Simpson: Did you hear anything I just said?",
"Sean: The head may even be cracked. It's a lot of work, weeks, but if you buy all the parts I'll do all the labor for free. I want, I want to Mr. Simpson.",
"Mr. Simpson: So?",
"Sean: So I owe you. You might hate me, but this is the only way I can make it up. Please? Inside the dance",
"Mr. Simpson: Sure you're up to doing this? It's a pretty big commitment.",
"Sean: I know, but I'm down with it.",
"Mr. Simpson: I gotta get back to the dance. We'll see you Monday morning?",
"Sean: Yeah.",
"Ellie: Better?",
"Sean: I think it's gonna be, yeah. Marco on stage",
"Marco: Alright! Shubha ratri Degrassi! Welcome to our Bollywood Nights! Are we all having an amazing time or what?! Alright, so let's decide how we're gonna choose our king and queen. You'll notice some voting boxes out-",
"(Curtains catch on fire.)",
"Liberty: Fire!",
"Mr. Simpson: All right everyone, we know the drill. We all need to move to the doors in a calm, quiet and (As sprinklers turn on) very wet fashion!",
"Outside the dance as Jimmy, Hazel, Paige and Spinner pull up in the cop car",
"Mr. Simpson: Guys keep moving please. Let's get down all the way down the stairs. We're gonna want to let these trucks go through alright?",
"Paige: Craig! What's going on?",
"Craig: Uh those curtains that Marco picked out, they're like totally flammable.",
"(Fire trucks pull up.)",
"Outside Caitlin's office",
"(Beep, beep! A cab pulls up as Joey and Caitlin are kissing.)",
"Joey: Well I guess this is it...",
"Caitlin: For now!",
"(Joey and Caitlin kiss then she gets into the cab as Joey waves goodbye.)",
"Outside the dance, rock music is blasting and everyone's dancing and having a good time",
"Marco: This is great and everything, but I know this amazing station that plays nothing but South Asian music so maybe if I told everybody...",
"Dylan: Marco, just let it go! (They start dancing) Off to the side",
"Hazel: Brooks what's the problem?",
"Jimmy: Uh let's see I'm wearing a sari, our limo driver was arrested and the school almost burned down.",
"Hazel: I meant with you.",
"Jimmy: Tonight was all about me showing you that I can do right and everything went wrong.",
"Hazel: And I don't care! I don't.",
"Paige: Here you are!",
"Spinner: C'mon you're missing it!",
"Hazel: You wanna make me happy? There's only one thing you have to do.",
"(She kisses Jimmy.)",
"Hazel: Dance with me.",
"(Mr. Simpson walks past Sean and smiles, Sean pulls Ellie into a hug.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 03x22 | The Power of Love | bunniefuu |
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"With the new school year on the horizon, Paige receives a summons to testify against Dean when the rape case finally comes to trial after two years. She soon learns that the legal system is not perfect when Dean is unfortunately acquitted of all charges. Angered by the outcome, she seeks a destructive revenge against him which could also affect Spinner. Meanwhile, Craig celebrates his 16th birthday, receives $10,000 from his father's will, and spends it on an extravagant guitar, much to Joey's disapproval."
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"At the car lot, Paige is pouring water on a car",
"Paige: I christen thee... what's your new baby's name Spin?",
"Craig: Sparky? Looks like a Sparky. Herbie? Thomas?",
"Spinner: The Love Mobile. That's what this is, it's our love mobile.",
"(He and Paige kiss.)",
"Craig: And you're calling me a dork?",
"Joey: Hey you don't own that quite yet.",
"Spinner: $2700 for 386 miserable hours of waiting tables.",
"Joey: Congratulations.",
"(Joey hands Spinner the keys and he and Paige are shown driving around town.)",
"Spinner: Wicked, wicked, wicked day. Okay tonight I am taking you to the drive-in. Load up the car with some blankets, some slow jams of love.",
"(They kiss as a cop pulls up behind them.)",
"Paige: Mm breath spray for you.",
"Spinner: Holy crap on a stick.",
"Paige: Oh my god I told you, you were speeding.",
"Spinner: What do I do?",
"(The cop knocks on his window and Spinner rolls it down.)",
"Spinner: Uh nice day, huh officer?",
"Police officer: Lovely. I'm looking for Paige Michalchuk at this address.",
"Paige: Michalchuk. Um I'm Paige.",
"(He hands her a letter.)",
"Paige: Notice to appear?",
"Police officer: You pressed charges in a sexual assault case in 2002.",
"Paige: Wow. Um really, now?",
"At the drive-in",
"(Paige screams while watching the horror movie.)",
"Paige: Ew! Cuddles please!",
"(Paige and Marco cuddle together and scream at another scary part.)",
"Marco: I hate zombie movies! Didn't I tell you?!",
"Paige: Oh they're totally devouring that chick. Gross.",
"Spinner: I can't even see.",
"Paige: Okay well it's more than we shorties could see if we were stuck behind you, bebe.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but it's my car.",
"Paige: Ew. Okay enough with the creepy un-dead wrestlers. Who needs more corn?",
"Marco: This movie sure doesn't.",
"Spinner: Uh yeah I'll come with you.",
"(He turns to Jimmy and Hazel who are making out.)",
"Spinner: Uh you guys need anything? You know keep up your energy? More fluids? Guys? Huh?",
"Paige: Oh I want to get more of those sour things too. Who cares about carbs?",
"(As Spinner tries to kiss her something gross happens in the movie.)",
"Paige: Ew! Wow um romantic... and since I'm as hungry as Paris Hilton looks.",
"(Paige pulls Marco out from the car.)",
"Paige: Come on. There is no way you're surviving the sludge eating fest on your own love.",
"Marco: Did you see how those veins were dangling from those severed heads?!",
"Paige: I was distracted by her huge silicone investments.",
"(Spinner shakes his head and walks away.)",
"Outside at Marco's van, unpacking Dylan's stuff",
"Marco: It's the heaviest box in the world.",
"Dylan: Don't make me laugh. I'll drop this on your toe! Come here.",
"(Dylan takes Marco's hand and kisses him.)",
"Marco: What was that for?!",
"Dylan: For being so darn cute. For helping me move. For borrowing your dad's van.",
"Paige: For telling your dad a fantastic lie about who needed to borrow it. Um all I know is that you owe us Dylan for making us do this on labor day, the official funeral of summer vacation.",
"Dylan: Well consider me your living, breathing VIP pass to every dorm party this year.",
"Marco: And the first one in oh, only 54 hours!",
"Paige: Grade 11 with dorm parties. Having cake, eating cake too and uh won't you be the life of my all year party Mr. Pouty.",
"Spinner: Yeah like you'd wanna party with me!",
"Paige: Okay what's the problem?",
"Spinner: You're my girlfriend. That's my problem.",
"Paige: Spinner!",
"Spinner: We're always with 3 thousand people and if we're not, you invite them.",
"Paige: Um Dylan's moving and Marco's his boyfriend. They have to be here.",
"Spinner: We're never alone, okay? You make me feel like some kind of leopard.",
"Paige: Leper. The word is leper. I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. It won't always be like this.",
"Spinner: Really?",
"Paige: It'll change. Once that stupid trial is finally over. I promise.",
"Dylan: Lovebirds! I need someone to help me with my wardrobe and I need someone to go to Mrs. Vanelli's to get our pizza.",
"Paige: I got the pizza.",
"Marco: How many boxes are left?",
"Dylan: Oh 25...",
"(Paige is walking in the park holding a pizza box and she sees Dean with a few people showing off his car.)",
"[Flashbacks to the night of the party with Paige and Dean in the bedroom]",
"Dean: Hey!",
"Paige: Don't.",
"Dean: Wait Paige! I'm not stalking you. We're in a public park. There's people everywhere. Can we talk? Just one minute?",
"(Paige keeps walking.)",
"Dean: So court, huh?",
"Paige: I'm not supposed to talk to you.",
"Dean: It's gonna be really horrible going through it all. Your parents hearing the details. My girlfriend, your boyfriend. It was a really long time ago. I'm sorry. I should have listened. It was a huge mistake. If I could go back-",
"Paige: Do you have a point?",
"Dean: Why go through this? You could tell them you don't want to testify. Skip it. It'd be that easy. They'd have to drop the case.",
"Paige: My brother's pizza...um it's getting cold.",
"Dean: Okay. But you'll think about it right? I mean maybe we never see each other again and you can forget.",
"At school",
"(Spinner is getting out of his car, polishing it off and Emma, Toby and Liberty are walking together.)",
"Emma: Chris and I broke up in July.",
"Toby: Sorry. Kendra and I broke up in August.",
"Liberty: Sorry. I believe I was abducted by aliens over Labor Day weekend. And Towerz and I broke up.",
"Emma and Toby: Sorry.",
"(They walk into the school as Paige walks by Ellie, Alex, Jay and Sean.)",
"Paige: Morning Ellie!",
"Ellie: Hey Paige. Great outfit!",
"Paige: New year, new look, new Paige.",
"Alex: Ellie, just because Princess Prissy talks to you doesn't mean you have to answer.",
"Paige: I'm going, I'm going.",
"Sean: As usual. Glad we're guys. (Sean and Jay do some hand shake thing)",
"In the school, Manny and JT are walking in the halls",
"Manny: Oh my god! They're so cute. Remember when we were that afraid of Degrassi?",
"JT: Remember when we were that short?",
"Danny: Do you know where the principal's office is?",
"JT: Yeah it's downstairs, through the foyer and to the left.",
"Danny: Good. Go on down. I need to spend time alone with your girlfriend.",
"(JT pushes Danny away.)",
"At Craig's Locker, it's all decorated for his birthday",
"(Ashley accidentally bumps into Craig.)",
"Craig: Ashley? Did you?",
"(She walks away without saying anything.)",
"Craig: Nice going Craig. Really uh, really really smooth.",
"Marco: Oh hey happy birthday buddy!",
"Craig: Wow! Uh you hit the mall lately?",
"Marco: You think it was easy finding those streamers and musical notes?",
"Craig: No, I meant your outfit.",
"Marco: You like it?",
"Craig: Yeah man and I love the locker, thanks.",
"Marco: No problem!",
"Craig: Man, are you dating anybody? I'm serious.",
"At Spinner's locker",
"Spinner: Think Paige will be mad if I put up a picture of Mandy Moore?",
"Jimmy: I saw her. In L.A. when that scout who liked me took the whole camp to see a Lakers game. Are you listening?",
"Spinner: Maybe Hilary Duff will be better.",
"Jimmy: Why? Why would that be better?",
"Spinner: She looks more like Paige.",
"Paige: I'd rather look like Lindsay Lohan.",
"Jimmy: Aren't you at court today?",
"Paige: I always wanted an assistant to handle my calendar. Thanks Jim. But it was supposed to be tomorrow.",
"Spinner: Wait, supposed?!",
"Paige: Not going. Don't really see the point.",
"Spinner: I do!",
"Paige: K, then you can go!",
"Spinner: You're really, you're not going?!",
"Paige: Nope!",
"Spinner: I can't do this anymore.",
"Paige: Do what anymore?!",
"Spinner: This. Us!",
"Jimmy: What was that?!",
"Paige: Did he just dump me? In the school parking lot",
"Paige: Spinner! Gavin! Honeybee!",
"Spinner: You said everything would be okay...after the trial.",
"Paige: I don't need the trial. Look it was one night almost 3 years ago. I've moved on. You know I have! Look let's go park someplace tonight, okay. Just us.",
"Spinner: I guess I'd set a pretty bad example if I turned that down.",
"(Paige kisses him.)",
"At Joey's house",
"(They're watching a videotape of Caitlin that she sent for Craig's birthday.)",
"Caitlin: Hey Craig! It's usually a big load of it when so-called grownups give you that \"these are the best years of your life\" stuff, but um my wish for you Craig is that these really are. So happy birthday! Signing off from Thailand. Swatika!(?)",
"Angie: Now we eat Cake!",
"Craig: Hey I am the birthday person here and I'm dying to open my big present Joey.",
"Joey: Sorry Angie! Craig is right. Cake will have to wait.",
"(Craig sticks out his arms for something big, then sees the envelope and opens it.)",
"Joey: Happy Birthday!",
"Craig: Holy! 10 grand?! Joey! I can't believe you did this!",
"Joey: No Craig I uh didn't...",
"Craig: Wait. This is from my dad's estate.",
"Joey: He specified it as a birthday gift. I guess to tide you over until your 18th, when you get your full inheritance.",
"Craig: Wow.",
"Angie: Cake noooow?!",
"Joey: You okay Craig?",
"Craig: Hm? Yeah, no I'm fine.",
"Parked outside, Paige and Spinner are in his car making out",
"Paige: Is it okay?",
"Spinner: Mm hmm. Get back here.",
"Paige: Hey um where'd you get this song? Her voice sounds like..",
"Spinner: Shh.",
"(He begins to kiss her again and she pulls away.)",
"[Flashbacks to Dean's face]",
"Spinner: What? Did I do it wrong?",
"Paige: Sorry!",
"(Spinner slowly reaches to touch Paige's breasts.)",
"[More flashbacks to Dean]",
"Paige: No! Stop!",
"Spinner: What!?",
"Paige: Stop! No!",
"Spinner: Hey come on!",
"Paige: I said no!",
"Spinner: You're okay.",
"Paige: I'm not. I'm not okay!",
"Spinner: Paige...",
"Paige: I have to do it. I have to go.",
"Spinner: I'll go with you.",
"In Mr. Armstrong's class",
"(Craig is drawing music notes.)",
"Ashley: Those are backwards.",
"Craig: Thanks.",
"Ashley: Listen I didn't mean to be all weird yesterday.",
"Craig: No you weren't weird. You just ignored me, which I guess is sort of being weird, but not. Sorry, now I'm being weird.",
"Ashley: Look I was hoping we could be friends, but as soon as I saw you...",
"Craig: You got sucked into some bizarro last year time warp?",
"Ashley: Yeah...so good birthday?",
"Craig: Also weird.",
"Ashley: Weird good?",
"Craig: Well my freak of a dad left me this check for 10 grand in his will.",
"Ashley: Are you serious?",
"Craig: Yeah the guy is half eaten by worms and he's still trying to buy me. It's pathetic.",
"Ashley: Hey your dad owes you. Maybe he was just trying to make it up a little.",
"Craig: Well Joey gave me this lecture about investing it for my future blah, blah, blah, but I'm going to rip the check up. I don't want it.",
"Ashley: Do you have any idea how much fun you could have with that much money?",
"Mr. Armstrong: Alright grade 11. Time to start really preparing you for university math!",
"Outside the courtroom",
"Paige: Thanks for being here today mom.",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Honey, where else would I be? You're gonna do great in there!",
"Paige: I just want this all to end.",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: I know. And it will.",
"Paige: When he goes to jail!",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Remember what we talked about in counseling Paige, about why we're doing this. So you can get some closure, feel heard.",
"Spinner: Paige! Hey Paige. Hey Mrs. Michalchuk.",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Hello Gavin.",
"(Dean gets out of his car.)",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Ignore him. He can't hurt you.",
"Paige's Lawyer: Morning all. Rose could I just have a minute, please?",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: You'll be okay?",
"(Paige nods.)",
"Spinner: I hate that guy.",
"Paige: You should go home Spin. I don't want you hearing all this.",
"Spinner: I know what happened.",
"Paige: Not the details. When you hear them...picture it. It'll keep playing on the VCR in your head. Rewind, pause, play. Rewind, pause...you can't stop it. You'll dump me and I'll die alone with my 6 cats.",
"Spinner: Paige, I'll never dump you.",
"Paige: Hello, you did it yesterday.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but that was a test. I can't dump a girl as cool as you and you just being here, doing this, is amazingly cool.",
"Paige: Let's get this over with.",
"In the courtroom",
"Dean's Lawyer: Ms. Michalchuk, did you go upstairs willingly with my client? Did you not in fact suggest it?",
"Paige: Yeah.",
"Dean's Lawyer: Why'd you do that?",
"Paige: I just thought...",
"Dean's Lawyer: What. Play pinnacle? Crazy eights?",
"Paige's Lawyer: Objection your honor.",
"Judge: Please rephrase the question.",
"Dean's Lawyer: What were your intentions Ms. Michalchuk in going up to that room?",
"Paige: I just thought we would be alone together.",
"Dean's lawyer: And you find my client attractive?",
"Paige: Yes. I did. Before.",
"Dean's lawyer: When my client put his hand inside your blouse, did you immediately reject him? Slap him? For the record please.",
"Paige: No.",
"Dean's lawyer: This is very difficult for you I know, but when my client touched your breast how did you respond? Did you enjoy it?",
"Paige: No. Well at first yeah.",
"Dean's lawyer: You're telling us that you did. Ms. Michaelchuk, did my client ever hold a gun to your head? A knife to your throat? A grenade?",
"Paige: No.",
"Dean's Lawyer: Did he not in fact wear a condom?",
"Paige: Yeah, but that doesn't make him-",
"Dean's Lawyer: You could show me how he managed to open one of these and roll it onto his pen1s without offering you a chance to get away, if you wanted to.",
"Paige: I said no! He is bigger than me! Stronger...I was afraid. I'm not sure.",
"Dean's Lawyer: Oh so you don't know! How many men have you had s*x with Miss Michaelchuk?",
"Paige's Lawyer: Objection!",
"Paige: Actually I'd like to answer that. That was my only experience and I certainly would not have chosen to lose my virginity upstairs at a house party with a guy I'd known for an hour. At a music store, Craig and Ashley are shopping together",
"Ashley: 20 sets of handmades? Jack White doesn't go through that many strings in a year.",
"Craig: Maybe he should.",
"Ashley: How about this? Legendary Cry Baby WaWa.",
"Craig: I thought I already made you cry enough last year? Wah wah wah.",
"(Craig laughs at his joke and Ashley shakes her head.)",
"Ashley: Craig.",
"Craig: Sorry. That wow... that was really stupid.",
"(Ashley looks at a guitar.)",
"Ashley: How beautiful is this?!",
"Craig: Is that a 62 Stratocaster?",
"Salesperson: Uh 69! Master built American.",
"Ashley: Sunburst finish. Classic.",
"Salesperson: Rosewood Fret board.",
"Ashley: 3 way switch with fazing.",
"Salesperson: It's got all the original hardware.",
"Craig: I feel like I'm in church.",
"Salesperson: You think you could put that back now? It's worth over 4 grand!",
"Craig: I'll take it. My dad would hate it!",
"Ashley: Perfect.",
"Craig: Yup.",
"Back in the courtroom",
"Bailiff: All rise!",
"Paige: It's good that she's ready with the verdict already right?",
"Paige's Lawyer: Sure. Yeah, sure it is.",
"The Judge: Ms. Michalchuk's testimony was extremely compelling and I want to applaud her for having the courage and the strength for doing what she did here today. It's the kind of case that keeps me awake at night because it's not the kind a justice in my position wants to hear. Given that there are no eyewitnesses and no physical evidence I have no choice, but to find the defendant not guilty. Mr. Walton you are free to go.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In Paige's bedroom",
"(Someone knocks on her bedroom door.)",
"Paige: Just tell them to go mom. How hard is it?",
"Marco: Uh was I supposed to hear that?",
"Paige: Do you know I have zero style? I hate everything I own.",
"Marco: So leave it. Come to Dylan's!",
"Paige: Yeah, because everyone loves partying with a wretched, badly dressed, rape victim loser.",
"Marco: Paige you're not a loser, okay? Besides we weren't even thinking that.",
"Paige: K well I am, along with um: what's the point?! Why bother?",
"Marco: Look I felt the exact same way when I got bashed. I just wanted to change my skin...just stop being. The fact that those guys never even got caught...",
"Paige: Of course not. What a joke.",
"Marco: Look grade 11's your year, remember? You can't let him control you.",
"Paige: Marco I just lost my case 3 hours ago. Dean was found not guilty of raping me.",
"Marco: I know... Paige I'm sorry, okay? Just-",
"Paige: What?! You're just what Marco?",
"(Marco stands up to leave.)",
"Paige: I'll be down in a minute.",
"Outside Dylan's",
"Spinner: Hey um this afternoon...",
"Paige: Didn't happen!",
"Spinner: Honeybee I'm sorry.",
"Paige: We're not talking about it, okay?",
"Spinner: Well if you don't feel like partying.",
"Paige: I didn't say that.",
"Spinner: Or if you feel like leaving early...",
"Paige: I didn't say that either!",
"Spinner: Just let me know, I'll take you home.",
"Paige: Do you want me to have a bad time? Hazel! I came to party, not stroll through the park okay!",
"Marco: Come on Spin! Let's go make some soup! At the party",
"(Spinner puts his arms around Paige and Paige breaks free. While she's walking away she bumps into some girl and pushes her into the wall.)",
"Paige: What?!",
"(Hazel is sitting on the floor with the girl Paige pushed.)",
"Spinner: Paige?",
"(Spinner is looking for Paige while she's off dancing and doing body shots with some random guy and then Spinner comes over to take her away.)",
"Spinner: Hey! (He pushes the guy away)",
"Paige: (laughing) Sorry he gets jealous.",
"(Spinner grabs Paige and pushes her into a room.)",
"Paige: I did make you jealous!",
"Spinner: Okay. Put me in traction for asking whatever, but what the hell is going on with-",
"(Paige tries taking off Spinner's shirt.)",
"Paige: Wow you're so tough.",
"Spinner: What are you doing?!",
"Paige: What do you mean?!",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Paige: What?! I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean! Just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me?",
"Spinner: Not right now, no.",
"Paige: 'Cause Dean got there first?",
"Spinner: You have to let that go!",
"Paige: You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch.",
"Spinner: No that's not what I...! I just, I want my girlfriend back, okay? I want Paige back!",
"Paige: You don't even know her.",
"Spinner: That's stupid.",
"Paige: The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back. You know what I would really like, if I never had to see your idiotic face again! Okay, how about that?",
"(Spinner leaves and slams the door while Paige finds Spinner's keys on the bed and takes them.)",
"At Joey's house, Craig and Ashley walk in",
"Joey: Hey, hey guys. Keep it down. Angie is sleeping.",
"Craig: Oh Joey, remember Ashley? The bad influence?",
"Ashley: It was burning a hole in your pocket. I was trying to help!",
"Craig: Well uh she MADE me do this!",
"Ashley: Did not!",
"(Craig opens the guitar case.)",
"Joey: Is that a Fender Strat?!",
"Craig: Yep! Exactly like Hendricks had! And it's all mine!",
"Joey: Wow, what did this set you back? $400? What 6? 650?",
"Craig: Uh 4 grand...It's the real thing. It's a piece of history.",
"Joey: Enjoy it. (He walks away)",
"In Joey's garage",
"(Craig is playing his new guitar as Joey walks in.)",
"Craig: Got a little ways to go until I sound like 4 grand.",
"Joey: Little bit...Craig! Craig! I was thinking maybe you could help out with a little rent...the mortgage.",
"Craig: My dad's estate gives you money.",
"Joey: Yeah like 250 a month. That barely keeps you eating pizza. You go through shoes like no one I've ever seen.",
"(Craig starts playing his guitar again.)",
"Joey: Craig, Craig! I heat this garage for you...I mean with the price of hydro...",
"Craig: Would you ask Angie this?",
"Joey: For one thing she's seven, she eats like a bird, she didn't just buy herself a four thousand dollar guitar.",
"Craig: And that's the only reason it's different?",
"Joey: Of course!",
"Craig: Yeah well I'm not so sure.",
"Back at the party",
"Jimmy: North Carolina scout is coming back down in December. He wants to see me play ball again.",
"Hazel: Have you seen Paige?",
"Spinner: No! I'm sure she's happy about that.",
"Hazel: Spinner, I'm worried. Cuts to Paige outside another party",
"Paige: Oh uh hi. I'm here to see Steve.",
"Guy at door: Steve?",
"Paige: Steve. The cute one. Second year. He totally invited me today in line at the bookstore and I was like sure I'll come by.",
"Guy at door: Are you 19?",
"Paige: 20, actually. Just short...",
"(The guy lets her in and she sees Dean pouring drinks.)",
"Paige: I have to talk to you!",
"Dean: No you don't! Not now!",
"Paige: I have something to say! Actually everyone should hear it!",
"Dean: Not guilty! Nothing else to say!",
"Paige: You have to listen to me! Do any of you here know what your buddy is? Do you know what he does?",
"Dean: Shut up!",
"Paige: He is a liar! Okay! A liar and a rapist!",
"Dean: Ex-girlfriend you know! Outside NOW!",
"Paige: Don't forget it. I was fifteen!",
"Dean: I don't recommend you do that again. I am trying to get into that fraternity.",
"Paige: This was my life. You raped me!",
"Dean: Yeah!",
"Paige: You admit it! Just like that?",
"Dean: I figure I must have done something wrong if you keep punishing me.",
"Paige: You didn't say that in court!",
"Dean: I must have done something right too. You keep coming back like this.",
"Paige: I'm not coming back.",
"Dean: You can't blame me for wanting some more of this.",
"Paige: Excuse me?!",
"Dean: Listen sweetheart. Go home, call your sad little boyfriend. If you want to have fun sometime, call me. You were good!",
"(Paige gets into Spinner's car and backs it up into Dean's car as Spinner walks around the corner and sees everything.)",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Spinner: Stop it! Stop!",
"Paige: Spinner!",
"Spinner: Get out!",
"Paige: Spinner, relax!",
"Spinner: Go home! Just get in the cab and go home! GO!",
"(A montage starts with Paige getting into a car. Joey sitting at home looking worried. Craig calling Sean then showing up at his house. Joey trying to call someone. Paige at home looking in the mirror. Spinner walking outside and looking at his car that's totally smashed on the back. Paige lying in bed smiling.)",
"In the school counseling office",
"Ms. Sauve: (On the phone) Hi Paige. Chantalle Sauve. We had an 8:45.",
"(Paige walks in.)",
"Paige: Whoops.",
"Ms. Sauve: Don't worry. Have a seat. Well this isn't the Paige I expected to see this morning!",
"Paige: I've got multiple personalities. That explains a lot.",
"Ms. Sauve: You know what I mean. I want to congratulate you on yesterday. I know things didn't turn out the way you wanted them to, but the outcomes going to be good for you in the future because you did the right thing, the only thing by going to court. The justice system isn't perfect but I watched it help you to find your voice again and to heal. You've triumphed over your rapist morally because you've been honest.",
"Paige: Sure. Thanks.",
"In a classroom",
"Paige: You okay?",
"Spinner: Hope it felt good.",
"Paige: A little. How's the uh Love Mobile? I'll get a job, okay? I'll give you the money to fix it. Whatever it takes.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Gavin you're wanted outside.",
"(Outside the cops are taking evidence from his car as Spinner is crying while being taken away by the cops.)",
"In the computer lab",
"Ashley: You know you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey.",
"Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a muppet.",
"Mr. Simpson: Ooh fries and gravy! Good on a plate, not so good on a keyboard.",
"Craig: I'll be careful. No worries.",
"Mr. Simpson: You wanna tell your dad that? The uh no worries part. Called me last night and this morning.",
"Craig: Oh yeah? I don't have a dad, remember?",
"Ashley: See you in class Craig.",
"Craig: Yeah bye.",
"Mr. Simpson: It'll break Joey's little heart to hear you talk like that.",
"Craig: He'd probably make me pay for it, because apparently I'm the bank of Craig.",
"Mr. Simpson: Joey stepped up when no one else was going to. That takes a lot. A lot of guts and a lot of commitment. What you owe him is a little more respect than you're showing him right now! (He snatches the food out of Craig's hand) In Paige's Bedroom",
"(Paige's phone starts to ring.)",
"Paige: Hello?",
"Spinner: Paige.",
"Paige: Where are you?",
"Spinner: Cop shop 55.",
"Paige: You didn't make me your one phone call Spin.",
"Spinner: Failure to remain at the scene of an accident, mischief and dangerous driving. I'm scared.",
"Paige: You didn't do anything!",
"Spinner: Dean called the police with my license plate number. I told them I did it.",
"Paige: No-",
"Spinner: You've been through enough, okay? I saw you go through enough. You're safe. I just wanted to tell you.",
"Cop: Time's up. Your mother's here.",
"Spinner: Bye Paige.",
"At Joey's House",
"(Craig opens the front door and Joey's standing there inside.)",
"Joey: Craig where have you been?",
"Craig: I'm just getting my guitar and some clothes. I won't eat any of your food.",
"Joey: Craig! Craig!",
"Craig: What?",
"Joey: I might lose my business.",
"Craig: What?!",
"Joey: I didn't want to tell you. I didn't want you to worry.",
"Craig: Well you should have said something!",
"Joey: I'm trying to be the dad here...and instead like an idiot I hit you up for cash!",
"Craig: So you ask me the stupid rent thing instead...",
"Joey: I know. My line of credit is shot. My bills, they're huge!",
"Craig: Look I'll give you the money Joey. I'll take my guitar back and you can have it all.",
"Joey: No. I can't do that.",
"Craig: Well you have to let me do something.",
"Joey: I know you want to be a big rock star someday, but if you needed it, I'd like the dealership to be there for you.",
"Outside the police station",
"Dean: Your boyfriend is dead!",
"Paige: I did it.",
"Dean: You wrecked my car? You're gonna go down for that. I'll prove it was you.",
"Paige: Sorry to uh take away your fun, but I'm about to confess. That's what good people do when they realize they've done something wrong.",
"Dean: That frat didn't let me in because of you and what you said.",
"(Paige starts to walk away.)",
"Dean: Hey! I'm not finished.",
"Paige: Well I'm very finished with all of this, okay? But especially with you! It's over Dean. I've got something to do. Something more important.",
"(Paige walks into the police station, up to the counter.)",
"Paige: Hi, um I'm here about something that happened last night.",
"At Joey's car lot",
"Joey: Now this is a gorgeous car! You really should take it for a test drive.",
"Customer: I don't think so.",
"Joey: Oh what could it hurt!",
"Craig: Cute car! You would look great in it!",
"Customer: I'll go get my bag.",
"Joey: You are a bargain at three times the salary!",
"Craig: Hey three times free is still free! Outside Spinner's house, he's trying to fix his car",
"Paige: Hi.",
"Spinner: What happened?",
"Paige: Well I lost my license, which was exciting and I'm probably stuck with a year of community service.",
"Spinner: Teaching anger management?",
"Paige: I think I'd be good at that. I also thought I might embroider 'On Probation' on all my clothes...give myself that bad girl edge.",
"Spinner: So you came by to make jokes?",
"Paige: I came to say that...I don't know what else to say. I wish I'd never hurt your car...or you.",
"Spinner: Okay.",
"Paige: And I meant it when I said I'd pay! Would you like to go out with me? Triple feature at the drive-in this weekend. Sour candies on me?",
"Spinner: If I get the car in decent shape by then.",
"Paige: Wrench? Scenes for next week:",
"Voiceover: Marco has his eyes on the prize.",
"Marco: Marco for president. Come out and vote!",
"Voiceover: But he better watch his back",
"Mr. Simpson: Hey Marco, hope you're ready for a horse race! She's got a lot of kids talking already.",
"Voiceover: Cause this looks like trouble.",
"Marco: Nobody's gonna vote for you okay? Nobody!",
"Alex: Not yet!",
"Marco: Not ever!",
"Alex: We'll see."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 04x01 | Ghost in the Machine | bunniefuu |
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"With the new school year on the horizon, Paige receives a summons to testify against Dean when the rape case finally comes to trial after two years. She soon learns that the legal system is not perfect when Dean is unfortunately acquitted of all charges. Angered by the outcome, she seeks a destructive revenge against him which could also affect Spinner. Meanwhile, Craig celebrates his 16th birthday, receives $10,000 from his father's will, and spends it on an extravagant guitar, much to Joey's disapproval."
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"At the car lot, Paige is pouring water on a car",
"Paige: I christen thee... what's your new baby's name Spin?",
"Craig: Sparky? Looks like a Sparky. Herbie? Thomas?",
"Spinner: The Love Mobile. That's what this is, it's our love mobile.",
"(He and Paige kiss.)",
"Craig: And you're calling me a dork?",
"Joey: Hey you don't own that quite yet.",
"Spinner: $2700 for 386 miserable hours of waiting tables.",
"Joey: Congratulations.",
"(Joey hands Spinner the keys and he and Paige are shown driving around town.)",
"Spinner: Wicked, wicked, wicked day. Okay tonight I am taking you to the drive-in. Load up the car with some blankets, some slow jams of love.",
"(They kiss as a cop pulls up behind them.)",
"Paige: Mm breath spray for you.",
"Spinner: Holy crap on a stick.",
"Paige: Oh my god I told you, you were speeding.",
"Spinner: What do I do?",
"(The cop knocks on his window and Spinner rolls it down.)",
"Spinner: Uh nice day, huh officer?",
"Police officer: Lovely. I'm looking for Paige Michalchuk at this address.",
"Paige: Michalchuk. Um I'm Paige.",
"(He hands her a letter.)",
"Paige: Notice to appear?",
"Police officer: You pressed charges in a sexual assault case in 2002.",
"Paige: Wow. Um really, now?",
"At the drive-in",
"(Paige screams while watching the horror movie.)",
"Paige: Ew! Cuddles please!",
"(Paige and Marco cuddle together and scream at another scary part.)",
"Marco: I hate zombie movies! Didn't I tell you?!",
"Paige: Oh they're totally devouring that chick. Gross.",
"Spinner: I can't even see.",
"Paige: Okay well it's more than we shorties could see if we were stuck behind you, bebe.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but it's my car.",
"Paige: Ew. Okay enough with the creepy un-dead wrestlers. Who needs more corn?",
"Marco: This movie sure doesn't.",
"Spinner: Uh yeah I'll come with you.",
"(He turns to Jimmy and Hazel who are making out.)",
"Spinner: Uh you guys need anything? You know keep up your energy? More fluids? Guys? Huh?",
"Paige: Oh I want to get more of those sour things too. Who cares about carbs?",
"(As Spinner tries to kiss her something gross happens in the movie.)",
"Paige: Ew! Wow um romantic... and since I'm as hungry as Paris Hilton looks.",
"(Paige pulls Marco out from the car.)",
"Paige: Come on. There is no way you're surviving the sludge eating fest on your own love.",
"Marco: Did you see how those veins were dangling from those severed heads?!",
"Paige: I was distracted by her huge silicone investments.",
"(Spinner shakes his head and walks away.)",
"Outside at Marco's van, unpacking Dylan's stuff",
"Marco: It's the heaviest box in the world.",
"Dylan: Don't make me laugh. I'll drop this on your toe! Come here.",
"(Dylan takes Marco's hand and kisses him.)",
"Marco: What was that for?!",
"Dylan: For being so darn cute. For helping me move. For borrowing your dad's van.",
"Paige: For telling your dad a fantastic lie about who needed to borrow it. Um all I know is that you owe us Dylan for making us do this on labor day, the official funeral of summer vacation.",
"Dylan: Well consider me your living, breathing VIP pass to every dorm party this year.",
"Marco: And the first one in oh, only 54 hours!",
"Paige: Grade 11 with dorm parties. Having cake, eating cake too and uh won't you be the life of my all year party Mr. Pouty.",
"Spinner: Yeah like you'd wanna party with me!",
"Paige: Okay what's the problem?",
"Spinner: You're my girlfriend. That's my problem.",
"Paige: Spinner!",
"Spinner: We're always with 3 thousand people and if we're not, you invite them.",
"Paige: Um Dylan's moving and Marco's his boyfriend. They have to be here.",
"Spinner: We're never alone, okay? You make me feel like some kind of leopard.",
"Paige: Leper. The word is leper. I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. It won't always be like this.",
"Spinner: Really?",
"Paige: It'll change. Once that stupid trial is finally over. I promise.",
"Dylan: Lovebirds! I need someone to help me with my wardrobe and I need someone to go to Mrs. Vanelli's to get our pizza.",
"Paige: I got the pizza.",
"Marco: How many boxes are left?",
"Dylan: Oh 25...",
"(Paige is walking in the park holding a pizza box and she sees Dean with a few people showing off his car.)",
"[Flashbacks to the night of the party with Paige and Dean in the bedroom]",
"Dean: Hey!",
"Paige: Don't.",
"Dean: Wait Paige! I'm not stalking you. We're in a public park. There's people everywhere. Can we talk? Just one minute?",
"(Paige keeps walking.)",
"Dean: So court, huh?",
"Paige: I'm not supposed to talk to you.",
"Dean: It's gonna be really horrible going through it all. Your parents hearing the details. My girlfriend, your boyfriend. It was a really long time ago. I'm sorry. I should have listened. It was a huge mistake. If I could go back-",
"Paige: Do you have a point?",
"Dean: Why go through this? You could tell them you don't want to testify. Skip it. It'd be that easy. They'd have to drop the case.",
"Paige: My brother's pizza...um it's getting cold.",
"Dean: Okay. But you'll think about it right? I mean maybe we never see each other again and you can forget.",
"At school",
"(Spinner is getting out of his car, polishing it off and Emma, Toby and Liberty are walking together.)",
"Emma: Chris and I broke up in July.",
"Toby: Sorry. Kendra and I broke up in August.",
"Liberty: Sorry. I believe I was abducted by aliens over Labor Day weekend. And Towerz and I broke up.",
"Emma and Toby: Sorry.",
"(They walk into the school as Paige walks by Ellie, Alex, Jay and Sean.)",
"Paige: Morning Ellie!",
"Ellie: Hey Paige. Great outfit!",
"Paige: New year, new look, new Paige.",
"Alex: Ellie, just because Princess Prissy talks to you doesn't mean you have to answer.",
"Paige: I'm going, I'm going.",
"Sean: As usual. Glad we're guys. (Sean and Jay do some hand shake thing)",
"In the school, Manny and JT are walking in the halls",
"Manny: Oh my god! They're so cute. Remember when we were that afraid of Degrassi?",
"JT: Remember when we were that short?",
"Danny: Do you know where the principal's office is?",
"JT: Yeah it's downstairs, through the foyer and to the left.",
"Danny: Good. Go on down. I need to spend time alone with your girlfriend.",
"(JT pushes Danny away.)",
"At Craig's Locker, it's all decorated for his birthday",
"(Ashley accidentally bumps into Craig.)",
"Craig: Ashley? Did you?",
"(She walks away without saying anything.)",
"Craig: Nice going Craig. Really uh, really really smooth.",
"Marco: Oh hey happy birthday buddy!",
"Craig: Wow! Uh you hit the mall lately?",
"Marco: You think it was easy finding those streamers and musical notes?",
"Craig: No, I meant your outfit.",
"Marco: You like it?",
"Craig: Yeah man and I love the locker, thanks.",
"Marco: No problem!",
"Craig: Man, are you dating anybody? I'm serious.",
"At Spinner's locker",
"Spinner: Think Paige will be mad if I put up a picture of Mandy Moore?",
"Jimmy: I saw her. In L.A. when that scout who liked me took the whole camp to see a Lakers game. Are you listening?",
"Spinner: Maybe Hilary Duff will be better.",
"Jimmy: Why? Why would that be better?",
"Spinner: She looks more like Paige.",
"Paige: I'd rather look like Lindsay Lohan.",
"Jimmy: Aren't you at court today?",
"Paige: I always wanted an assistant to handle my calendar. Thanks Jim. But it was supposed to be tomorrow.",
"Spinner: Wait, supposed?!",
"Paige: Not going. Don't really see the point.",
"Spinner: I do!",
"Paige: K, then you can go!",
"Spinner: You're really, you're not going?!",
"Paige: Nope!",
"Spinner: I can't do this anymore.",
"Paige: Do what anymore?!",
"Spinner: This. Us!",
"Jimmy: What was that?!",
"Paige: Did he just dump me? In the school parking lot",
"Paige: Spinner! Gavin! Honeybee!",
"Spinner: You said everything would be okay...after the trial.",
"Paige: I don't need the trial. Look it was one night almost 3 years ago. I've moved on. You know I have! Look let's go park someplace tonight, okay. Just us.",
"Spinner: I guess I'd set a pretty bad example if I turned that down.",
"(Paige kisses him.)",
"At Joey's house",
"(They're watching a videotape of Caitlin that she sent for Craig's birthday.)",
"Caitlin: Hey Craig! It's usually a big load of it when so-called grownups give you that \"these are the best years of your life\" stuff, but um my wish for you Craig is that these really are. So happy birthday! Signing off from Thailand. Swatika!(?)",
"Angie: Now we eat Cake!",
"Craig: Hey I am the birthday person here and I'm dying to open my big present Joey.",
"Joey: Sorry Angie! Craig is right. Cake will have to wait.",
"(Craig sticks out his arms for something big, then sees the envelope and opens it.)",
"Joey: Happy Birthday!",
"Craig: Holy! 10 grand?! Joey! I can't believe you did this!",
"Joey: No Craig I uh didn't...",
"Craig: Wait. This is from my dad's estate.",
"Joey: He specified it as a birthday gift. I guess to tide you over until your 18th, when you get your full inheritance.",
"Craig: Wow.",
"Angie: Cake noooow?!",
"Joey: You okay Craig?",
"Craig: Hm? Yeah, no I'm fine.",
"Parked outside, Paige and Spinner are in his car making out",
"Paige: Is it okay?",
"Spinner: Mm hmm. Get back here.",
"Paige: Hey um where'd you get this song? Her voice sounds like..",
"Spinner: Shh.",
"(He begins to kiss her again and she pulls away.)",
"[Flashbacks to Dean's face]",
"Spinner: What? Did I do it wrong?",
"Paige: Sorry!",
"(Spinner slowly reaches to touch Paige's breasts.)",
"[More flashbacks to Dean]",
"Paige: No! Stop!",
"Spinner: What!?",
"Paige: Stop! No!",
"Spinner: Hey come on!",
"Paige: I said no!",
"Spinner: You're okay.",
"Paige: I'm not. I'm not okay!",
"Spinner: Paige...",
"Paige: I have to do it. I have to go.",
"Spinner: I'll go with you.",
"In Mr. Armstrong's class",
"(Craig is drawing music notes.)",
"Ashley: Those are backwards.",
"Craig: Thanks.",
"Ashley: Listen I didn't mean to be all weird yesterday.",
"Craig: No you weren't weird. You just ignored me, which I guess is sort of being weird, but not. Sorry, now I'm being weird.",
"Ashley: Look I was hoping we could be friends, but as soon as I saw you...",
"Craig: You got sucked into some bizarro last year time warp?",
"Ashley: Yeah...so good birthday?",
"Craig: Also weird.",
"Ashley: Weird good?",
"Craig: Well my freak of a dad left me this check for 10 grand in his will.",
"Ashley: Are you serious?",
"Craig: Yeah the guy is half eaten by worms and he's still trying to buy me. It's pathetic.",
"Ashley: Hey your dad owes you. Maybe he was just trying to make it up a little.",
"Craig: Well Joey gave me this lecture about investing it for my future blah, blah, blah, but I'm going to rip the check up. I don't want it.",
"Ashley: Do you have any idea how much fun you could have with that much money?",
"Mr. Armstrong: Alright grade 11. Time to start really preparing you for university math!",
"Outside the courtroom",
"Paige: Thanks for being here today mom.",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Honey, where else would I be? You're gonna do great in there!",
"Paige: I just want this all to end.",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: I know. And it will.",
"Paige: When he goes to jail!",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Remember what we talked about in counseling Paige, about why we're doing this. So you can get some closure, feel heard.",
"Spinner: Paige! Hey Paige. Hey Mrs. Michalchuk.",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Hello Gavin.",
"(Dean gets out of his car.)",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: Ignore him. He can't hurt you.",
"Paige's Lawyer: Morning all. Rose could I just have a minute, please?",
"Mrs. Michalchuk: You'll be okay?",
"(Paige nods.)",
"Spinner: I hate that guy.",
"Paige: You should go home Spin. I don't want you hearing all this.",
"Spinner: I know what happened.",
"Paige: Not the details. When you hear them...picture it. It'll keep playing on the VCR in your head. Rewind, pause, play. Rewind, pause...you can't stop it. You'll dump me and I'll die alone with my 6 cats.",
"Spinner: Paige, I'll never dump you.",
"Paige: Hello, you did it yesterday.",
"Spinner: Yeah, but that was a test. I can't dump a girl as cool as you and you just being here, doing this, is amazingly cool.",
"Paige: Let's get this over with.",
"In the courtroom",
"Dean's Lawyer: Ms. Michalchuk, did you go upstairs willingly with my client? Did you not in fact suggest it?",
"Paige: Yeah.",
"Dean's Lawyer: Why'd you do that?",
"Paige: I just thought...",
"Dean's Lawyer: What. Play pinnacle? Crazy eights?",
"Paige's Lawyer: Objection your honor.",
"Judge: Please rephrase the question.",
"Dean's Lawyer: What were your intentions Ms. Michalchuk in going up to that room?",
"Paige: I just thought we would be alone together.",
"Dean's lawyer: And you find my client attractive?",
"Paige: Yes. I did. Before.",
"Dean's lawyer: When my client put his hand inside your blouse, did you immediately reject him? Slap him? For the record please.",
"Paige: No.",
"Dean's lawyer: This is very difficult for you I know, but when my client touched your breast how did you respond? Did you enjoy it?",
"Paige: No. Well at first yeah.",
"Dean's lawyer: You're telling us that you did. Ms. Michaelchuk, did my client ever hold a gun to your head? A knife to your throat? A grenade?",
"Paige: No.",
"Dean's Lawyer: Did he not in fact wear a condom?",
"Paige: Yeah, but that doesn't make him-",
"Dean's Lawyer: You could show me how he managed to open one of these and roll it onto his pen1s without offering you a chance to get away, if you wanted to.",
"Paige: I said no! He is bigger than me! Stronger...I was afraid. I'm not sure.",
"Dean's Lawyer: Oh so you don't know! How many men have you had s*x with Miss Michaelchuk?",
"Paige's Lawyer: Objection!",
"Paige: Actually I'd like to answer that. That was my only experience and I certainly would not have chosen to lose my virginity upstairs at a house party with a guy I'd known for an hour. At a music store, Craig and Ashley are shopping together",
"Ashley: 20 sets of handmades? Jack White doesn't go through that many strings in a year.",
"Craig: Maybe he should.",
"Ashley: How about this? Legendary Cry Baby WaWa.",
"Craig: I thought I already made you cry enough last year? Wah wah wah.",
"(Craig laughs at his joke and Ashley shakes her head.)",
"Ashley: Craig.",
"Craig: Sorry. That wow... that was really stupid.",
"(Ashley looks at a guitar.)",
"Ashley: How beautiful is this?!",
"Craig: Is that a 62 Stratocaster?",
"Salesperson: Uh 69! Master built American.",
"Ashley: Sunburst finish. Classic.",
"Salesperson: Rosewood Fret board.",
"Ashley: 3 way switch with fazing.",
"Salesperson: It's got all the original hardware.",
"Craig: I feel like I'm in church.",
"Salesperson: You think you could put that back now? It's worth over 4 grand!",
"Craig: I'll take it. My dad would hate it!",
"Ashley: Perfect.",
"Craig: Yup.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Back in the courtroom",
"Bailiff: All rise!",
"Paige: It's good that she's ready with the verdict already right?",
"Paige's Lawyer: Sure. Yeah, sure it is.",
"The Judge: Ms. Michalchuk's testimony was extremely compelling and I want to applaud her for having the courage and the strength for doing what she did here today. It's the kind of case that keeps me awake at night because it's not the kind a justice in my position wants to hear. Given that there are no eyewitnesses and no physical evidence I have no choice, but to find the defendant not guilty. Mr. Walton you are free to go. In Paige's bedroom",
"(Someone knocks on her bedroom door.)",
"Paige: Just tell them to go mom. How hard is it?",
"Marco: Uh was I supposed to hear that?",
"Paige: Do you know I have zero style? I hate everything I own.",
"Marco: So leave it. Come to Dylan's!",
"Paige: Yeah, because everyone loves partying with a wretched, badly dressed, rape victim loser.",
"Marco: Paige you're not a loser, okay? Besides we weren't even thinking that.",
"Paige: K well I am, along with um: what's the point?! Why bother?",
"Marco: Look I felt the exact same way when I got bashed. I just wanted to change my skin...just stop being. The fact that those guys never even got caught...",
"Paige: Of course not. What a joke.",
"Marco: Look grade 11's your year, remember? You can't let him control you.",
"Paige: Marco I just lost my case 3 hours ago. Dean was found not guilty of raping me.",
"Marco: I know... Paige I'm sorry, okay? Just-",
"Paige: What?! You're just what Marco?",
"(Marco stands up to leave.)",
"Paige: I'll be down in a minute.",
"Outside Dylan's",
"Spinner: Hey um this afternoon...",
"Paige: Didn't happen!",
"Spinner: Honeybee I'm sorry.",
"Paige: We're not talking about it, okay?",
"Spinner: Well if you don't feel like partying.",
"Paige: I didn't say that.",
"Spinner: Or if you feel like leaving early...",
"Paige: I didn't say that either!",
"Spinner: Just let me know, I'll take you home.",
"Paige: Do you want me to have a bad time? Hazel! I came to party, not stroll through the park okay!",
"Marco: Come on Spin! Let's go make some soup! At the party",
"(Spinner puts his arms around Paige and Paige breaks free. While she's walking away she bumps into some girl and pushes her into the wall.)",
"Paige: What?!",
"(Hazel is sitting on the floor with the girl Paige pushed.)",
"Spinner: Paige?",
"(Spinner is looking for Paige while she's off dancing and doing body shots with some random guy and then Spinner comes over to take her away.)",
"Spinner: Hey! (He pushes the guy away)",
"Paige: (laughing) Sorry he gets jealous.",
"(Spinner grabs Paige and pushes her into a room.)",
"Paige: I did make you jealous!",
"Spinner: Okay. Put me in traction for asking whatever, but what the hell is going on with-",
"(Paige tries taking off Spinner's shirt.)",
"Paige: Wow you're so tough.",
"Spinner: What are you doing?!",
"Paige: What do you mean?!",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Paige: What?! I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean! Just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me?",
"Spinner: Not right now, no.",
"Paige: 'Cause Dean got there first?",
"Spinner: You have to let that go!",
"Paige: You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch.",
"Spinner: No that's not what I...! I just, I want my girlfriend back, okay? I want Paige back!",
"Paige: You don't even know her.",
"Spinner: That's stupid.",
"Paige: The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back. You know what I would really like, if I never had to see your idiotic face again! Okay, how about that?",
"(Spinner leaves and slams the door while Paige finds Spinner's keys on the bed and takes them.)",
"At Joey's house, Craig and Ashley walk in",
"Joey: Hey, hey guys. Keep it down. Angie is sleeping.",
"Craig: Oh Joey, remember Ashley? The bad influence?",
"Ashley: It was burning a hole in your pocket. I was trying to help!",
"Craig: Well uh she MADE me do this!",
"Ashley: Did not!",
"(Craig opens the guitar case.)",
"Joey: Is that a Fender Strat?!",
"Craig: Yep! Exactly like Hendricks had! And it's all mine!",
"Joey: Wow, what did this set you back? $400? What 6? 650?",
"Craig: Uh 4 grand...It's the real thing. It's a piece of history.",
"Joey: Enjoy it. (He walks away)",
"In Joey's garage",
"(Craig is playing his new guitar as Joey walks in.)",
"Craig: Got a little ways to go until I sound like 4 grand.",
"Joey: Little bit...Craig! Craig! I was thinking maybe you could help out with a little rent...the mortgage.",
"Craig: My dad's estate gives you money.",
"Joey: Yeah like 250 a month. That barely keeps you eating pizza. You go through shoes like no one I've ever seen.",
"(Craig starts playing his guitar again.)",
"Joey: Craig, Craig! I heat this garage for you...I mean with the price of hydro...",
"Craig: Would you ask Angie this?",
"Joey: For one thing she's seven, she eats like a bird, she didn't just buy herself a four thousand dollar guitar.",
"Craig: And that's the only reason it's different?",
"Joey: Of course!",
"Craig: Yeah well I'm not so sure.",
"Back at the party",
"Jimmy: North Carolina scout is coming back down in December. He wants to see me play ball again.",
"Hazel: Have you seen Paige?",
"Spinner: No! I'm sure she's happy about that.",
"Hazel: Spinner, I'm worried. Cuts to Paige outside another party",
"Paige: Oh uh hi. I'm here to see Steve.",
"Guy at door: Steve?",
"Paige: Steve. The cute one. Second year. He totally invited me today in line at the bookstore and I was like sure I'll come by.",
"Guy at door: Are you 19?",
"Paige: 20, actually. Just short...",
"(The guy lets her in and she sees Dean pouring drinks.)",
"Paige: I have to talk to you!",
"Dean: No you don't! Not now!",
"Paige: I have something to say! Actually everyone should hear it!",
"Dean: Not guilty! Nothing else to say!",
"Paige: You have to listen to me! Do any of you here know what your buddy is? Do you know what he does?",
"Dean: Shut up!",
"Paige: He is a liar! Okay! A liar and a rapist!",
"Dean: Ex-girlfriend you know! Outside NOW!",
"Paige: Don't forget it. I was fifteen!",
"Dean: I don't recommend you do that again. I am trying to get into that fraternity.",
"Paige: This was my life. You raped me!",
"Dean: Yeah!",
"Paige: You admit it! Just like that?",
"Dean: I figure I must have done something wrong if you keep punishing me.",
"Paige: You didn't say that in court!",
"Dean: I must have done something right too. You keep coming back like this.",
"Paige: I'm not coming back.",
"Dean: You can't blame me for wanting some more of this.",
"Paige: Excuse me?!",
"Dean: Listen sweetheart. Go home, call your sad little boyfriend. If you want to have fun sometime, call me. You were good!",
"(Paige gets into Spinner's car and backs it up into Dean's car as Spinner walks around the corner and sees everything.)",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Spinner: Stop it! Stop!",
"Paige: Spinner!",
"Spinner: Get out!",
"Paige: Spinner, relax!",
"Spinner: Go home! Just get in the cab and go home! GO!",
"(A montage starts with Paige getting into a car. Joey sitting at home looking worried. Craig calling Sean then showing up at his house. Joey trying to call someone. Paige at home looking in the mirror. Spinner walking outside and looking at his car that's totally smashed on the back. Paige lying in bed smiling.)",
"In the school counseling office",
"Ms. Sauve: (On the phone) Hi Paige. Chantalle Sauve. We had an 8:45.",
"(Paige walks in.)",
"Paige: Whoops.",
"Ms. Sauve: Don't worry. Have a seat. Well this isn't the Paige I expected to see this morning!",
"Paige: I've got multiple personalities. That explains a lot.",
"Ms. Sauve: You know what I mean. I want to congratulate you on yesterday. I know things didn't turn out the way you wanted them to, but the outcomes going to be good for you in the future because you did the right thing, the only thing by going to court. The justice system isn't perfect but I watched it help you to find your voice again and to heal. You've triumphed over your rapist morally because you've been honest.",
"Paige: Sure. Thanks.",
"In a classroom",
"Paige: You okay?",
"Spinner: Hope it felt good.",
"Paige: A little. How's the uh Love Mobile? I'll get a job, okay? I'll give you the money to fix it. Whatever it takes.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Gavin you're wanted outside.",
"(Outside the cops are taking evidence from his car as Spinner is crying while being taken away by the cops.)",
"In the computer lab",
"Ashley: You know you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey.",
"Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a muppet.",
"Mr. Simpson: Ooh fries and gravy! Good on a plate, not so good on a keyboard.",
"Craig: I'll be careful. No worries.",
"Mr. Simpson: You wanna tell your dad that? The uh no worries part. Called me last night and this morning.",
"Craig: Oh yeah? I don't have a dad, remember?",
"Ashley: See you in class Craig.",
"Craig: Yeah bye.",
"Mr. Simpson: It'll break Joey's little heart to hear you talk like that.",
"Craig: He'd probably make me pay for it, because apparently I'm the bank of Craig.",
"Mr. Simpson: Joey stepped up when no one else was going to. That takes a lot. A lot of guts and a lot of commitment. What you owe him is a little more respect than you're showing him right now! (He snatches the food out of Craig's hand) In Paige's Bedroom",
"(Paige's phone starts to ring.)",
"Paige: Hello?",
"Spinner: Paige.",
"Paige: Where are you?",
"Spinner: Cop shop 55.",
"Paige: You didn't make me your one phone call Spin.",
"Spinner: Failure to remain at the scene of an accident, mischief and dangerous driving. I'm scared.",
"Paige: You didn't do anything!",
"Spinner: Dean called the police with my license plate number. I told them I did it.",
"Paige: No-",
"Spinner: You've been through enough, okay? I saw you go through enough. You're safe. I just wanted to tell you.",
"Cop: Time's up. Your mother's here.",
"Spinner: Bye Paige.",
"At Joey's House",
"(Craig opens the front door and Joey's standing there inside.)",
"Joey: Craig where have you been?",
"Craig: I'm just getting my guitar and some clothes. I won't eat any of your food.",
"Joey: Craig! Craig!",
"Craig: What?",
"Joey: I might lose my business.",
"Craig: What?!",
"Joey: I didn't want to tell you. I didn't want you to worry.",
"Craig: Well you should have said something!",
"Joey: I'm trying to be the dad here...and instead like an idiot I hit you up for cash!",
"Craig: So you ask me the stupid rent thing instead...",
"Joey: I know. My line of credit is shot. My bills, they're huge!",
"Craig: Look I'll give you the money Joey. I'll take my guitar back and you can have it all.",
"Joey: No. I can't do that.",
"Craig: Well you have to let me do something.",
"Joey: I know you want to be a big rock star someday, but if you needed it, I'd like the dealership to be there for you.",
"Outside the police station",
"Dean: Your boyfriend is dead!",
"Paige: I did it.",
"Dean: You wrecked my car? You're gonna go down for that. I'll prove it was you.",
"Paige: Sorry to uh take away your fun, but I'm about to confess. That's what good people do when they realize they've done something wrong.",
"Dean: That frat didn't let me in because of you and what you said.",
"(Paige starts to walk away.)",
"Dean: Hey! I'm not finished.",
"Paige: Well I'm very finished with all of this, okay? But especially with you! It's over Dean. I've got something to do. Something more important.",
"(Paige walks into the police station, up to the counter.)",
"Paige: Hi, um I'm here about something that happened last night.",
"At Joey's car lot",
"Joey: Now this is a gorgeous car! You really should take it for a test drive.",
"Customer: I don't think so.",
"Joey: Oh what could it hurt!",
"Craig: Cute car! You would look great in it!",
"Customer: I'll go get my bag.",
"Joey: You are a bargain at three times the salary!",
"Craig: Hey three times free is still free! Outside Spinner's house, he's trying to fix his car",
"Paige: Hi.",
"Spinner: What happened?",
"Paige: Well I lost my license, which was exciting and I'm probably stuck with a year of community service.",
"Spinner: Teaching anger management?",
"Paige: I think I'd be good at that. I also thought I might embroider 'On Probation' on all my clothes...give myself that bad girl edge.",
"Spinner: So you came by to make jokes?",
"Paige: I came to say that...I don't know what else to say. I wish I'd never hurt your car...or you.",
"Spinner: Okay.",
"Paige: And I meant it when I said I'd pay! Would you like to go out with me? Triple feature at the drive-in this weekend. Sour candies on me?",
"Spinner: If I get the car in decent shape by then.",
"Paige: Wrench? Scenes for next week:",
"Voiceover: Marco has his eyes on the prize.",
"Marco: Marco for president. Come out and vote!",
"Voiceover: But he better watch his back",
"Mr. Simpson: Hey Marco, hope you're ready for a horse race! She's got a lot of kids talking already.",
"Voiceover: Cause this looks like trouble.",
"Marco: Nobody's gonna vote for you okay? Nobody!",
"Alex: Not yet!",
"Marco: Not ever!",
"Alex: We'll see."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 04x02 | Ghost in the Machine Pt. 2 | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_04x03.json | [
"Marco comes out to his mother and runs for Student Council President, but he could lose more than just the presidency when his opponent, Alex, threatens to reveal his secret to his homophobic father. Meanwhile, Chris wants to get back with Emma, but she's not interested until she notices sparks flying between him and Liberty."
]
| [
"At the store where Mrs. Del Rossi works",
"(Marco is posing in a photo booth and for the last picture Dylan comes in and kisses him on the cheek.)",
"Marco: You know my mother works here right?",
"Dylan: It's not like she saw us.",
"Marco: Hey ma!",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: So you took the pictures?",
"Marco: Yeah and they all turned out horrible.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: If papa gets to make your elections signs, I get to choose the shot.",
"(Marco hands her the pictures after he ripped the bottom one off.)",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: Shouldn't there be four?",
"Marco: No there's just three.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: What are you talking about, horrible? Every one of these says president to me.",
"Marco: Alright. I'll see you at home ma. Bye.",
"(They walk away and Dylan speeds up ahead of Marco.)",
"Marco: Dylan! Dylan! Wait up! Dylan! Where are you going?",
"Dylan: Back to my dorm.",
"Marco: Ok then. Take this with you. (Hands him the bottom picture) Make your dorm mates jealous.",
"Dylan: They're straight.",
"Marco: Make them uncomfortable.",
"Dylan: Actually they don't have a problem with me being gay. I'm your boyfriend Marco!",
"Marco: I know.",
"Dylan: Yeah, well you're the only one in your family that does. (Hands him the picture back)",
"Marco: Babe...",
"Dylan: I'll call you later.",
"At Paige's locker",
"Marco: Paige. Hey I tried calling you last night.",
"Paige: So said the call display! Not as many times as my brother though. Do you think I'd make a good travel agent? I so need a job.",
"Marco: Wait you talked to Dylan?",
"Paige: In between repeated calls to Spinner.",
"Marco: Weird. He said he was gonna phone me last night.",
"Paige: He was probably busy studying or joining secret societies. Whatever they do at university.",
"Marco: Should I be worried? Paige!",
"Paige: Dylan's hard to read ok? He has his little tantrum.",
"(Paige walks into Alex who's sitting on the floor.)",
"Paige: Ow.",
"Alex: Try looking where you're walking.",
"Paige: Ice patches, bottomless pits, dog crap and Alex! Pedestrian hazards to avoid.",
"Alex: Nice shirt. Hate to bloody it.",
"Paige: Nice attitude. Hate to deflate it by reminding you that you're a loser.",
"Alex: Really? Who decided that?",
"Paige: Everybody. Majority rules on these matters sweetie.",
"In another area the school",
"Chris: So. Why do girls always make your hair bigger?",
"Emma: Why are you guys always catching us doing embarrassing stuff?",
"Chris: How you been?",
"Liberty: Good morning. Who else is ready to say gouda or perhaps goutier?",
"Chris & Emma: Hey Liberty.",
"Emma: Um hey Chris I'm sorry with what happened in the summer.",
"Chris: Maybe we could go for a shake sometime.",
"Emma: Yeah, maybe. In another place of the school",
"Alex: Gay kid! Hey!",
"(Marco keeps walking.)",
"Alex: I said hey!",
"Marco: You also said 'gay kid'. Something I tend not to answer to thanks.",
"Alex: Okay school president, Mr. Prez, big guy! That more you? This election thing. What are the issues?",
"Marco: Look I'm sorry Paige was rude to you okay?",
"Alex: Doesn't matter. C'mon. Answer my questions like you care.",
"Marco: Save it for the assembly Alex.",
"Mr. Simpson: Hey Marco! Hope you're ready for a horserace!",
"Marco: Alex is running?",
"Mr. Simpson: Tells me she's hungry for blood. At any rate she's got a lot of kids talking already and not about you.",
"Outside the school",
"Liberty: Is this seat taken?",
"Chris: I'm sorry, crispy bacon?",
"Liberty: Is this seat taken?!",
"Chris: No, no, no. Go ahead, sit down! Uh Buck 65.",
"Liberty: For the headphones?",
"Chris: That's who's on the system. *Takes off his headphones and they both listen to it*",
"Liberty: I like this part.",
"Chris: Yeah.",
"Liberty: I've always wanted to broaden my knowledge of popular music.",
"Chris: Professor Chris at your service!",
"Liberty: Really?",
"Chris: Yeah.",
"Liberty: Maybe we could go to the record store sometime or CD shop... whatever. I'll buy you a falafel",
"Chris: It's a date. In the cafeteria",
"Paige: Alex?!",
"Craig: As in most likely to succeed in killing someone? Alex? Hand me your nomination form. You need cash or whatever, I'm here.",
"Spinner: Hang posters.",
"Hazel: Hand out fliers.",
"Paige: Whatever it takes to help!",
"Marco: Alex's campaign is an illiterate catchphrase. I'm not so worried.",
"(Marco turns on his phone.)",
"Marco: I'll see you guys later.",
"Craig and Spinner: Later.",
"Hazel: No, Marco's not worried at all.",
"Paige: Not about Alex. Let's just say Siegfried might be looking for a new Roy.",
"Marco: Dylan! Hey can we talk?",
"Dylan: Now's not a good time Marco.",
"Marco: Ok I just had this really huge day. There's someone running against me now.",
"Dylan: That's what happens at elections right?",
"Marco: Right. Uh you forgot to call me last night.",
"Dylan: After the thing with the pictures I came back to my dorm and uh I did a lot of thinking.",
"Marco: Dylan c'mon! It was just a stupid picture!",
"Dylan: It's not just a picture Marco and I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. Not like this. I got to go.",
"In Mr. Armstrong's class",
"Mr. Armstrong: Liberty you wanna give it a try?",
"Emma: (whispers) Liberty!",
"Liberty: Uh buck 65?",
"Mr. Armstrong: Nice try. JT? Okay let's try this one more time.",
"Manny: Em! Liberty's losing her math. It must be love.",
"Emma: You always think that and Liberty has dyscalculia remember?",
"(Manny grabs Liberty's notebook and it falls on the floor.)",
"Mr. Armstrong: Girls! The class is up here and Manny so are you. (Hands her the chalk while she flips open Liberty's book and puts it on Emma's desk)",
"(Emma looks at the notebook and sees \"Liberty + Chris\" written on it and gives Liberty a look.)",
"At Marco's house",
"Mr. Del Rossi: Hey Marco! Where you go?! You don't want to see your posters?!",
"Marco: Yeah sure...posters.",
"Mr. Del Rossi: Hey your mom and I are very proud of you. We are going to come to the assembly for your victory speech.",
"Marco: Um actually papa, there's competition now.",
"Mr. Del Rossi: That's okay. Then these should help you win. See your mama, she pick the perfect picture. President. That's you!",
"Marco: Yeah, yeah it's me.",
"(Marco gets up and goes to his room, then his Mrs. Del Rossi enters.)",
"Marco: I have to write a speech.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: Marco, what's wrong?",
"Marco: The fact that I'm gonna actually have to eventually deliver a set speech.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: Marco.",
"Marco: Relationship stuff ma. I met this person last year and...well we. Look people break up. I'll be fine, it's not a big deal.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: I didn't know you had a girlfriend.",
"Marco: I don't.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: So it was Dylan.",
"Marco: What? Dylan's my friend ma. I'm not gay... (Starts crying) I am. Ma I'm gay.",
"(Both of them are crying now, Marco on his bed and Mrs. Del Rossi in the doorway.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"Outside walking",
"Manny: So. Liberty and Chris!",
"Emma: It's a crush, big deal!",
"Manny: A date tomorrow after school. Liberty sees an opportunity, she goes for it. She's like a rabid wolverine. Inside the school",
"Paige: So I've got ear cancer. Thanks. Last night Dylan had me on the phone for three hours all worried and since sanity's fled you I'm worried too.",
"Marco: I came out to my mom last night.",
"(Paige hugs Marco excitedly.)",
"Paige: I love you! You know that right?",
"Marco: Yeah. I just hope she still does you know? I mean she seemed a little... alright she seemed a lot...",
"Paige: You've had a year of being gay Marco, she's had a night, of you being gay! Ok! I am SO calling Dylan right now!",
"(Alex rips off a couple of Marco's posters.)",
"Marco: Hey! Hey! What are you doing?!",
"Alex: Most you can spend on your campaign is $40.",
"Paige: Um they were for free. His dad is-",
"Alex: Doesn't matter. Unfair advantage.",
"Marco: Why are you doing this?",
"Alex: Because you're running and because I can.",
"Marco: Nobody's gonna vote for you. Nobody!",
"Marco: Not yet.",
"Marco: Not ever! Unless they open up votes to high school drop outs or your parole officer.",
"Alex: We'll see. We'll ask the crowd at the assembly tomorrow, see what they say. Would you rather vote for a freak or a queer. By the way I'm the freak.",
"Inside the school during gym class",
"Emma: Nice form.",
"Chris: Don't tease me.",
"Emma: You know what you said yesterday about getting back together? I'd really, really like that.",
"Chris: I said don't tease me.",
"Emma: I'm not. What about tomorrow after school?",
"Chris: Tomorrow? I got...",
"Emma: Ok. I just thought we could start this year off right.",
"Chris: I'll see what I can do.",
"Emma: And I was teasing you about your form you know! It's awful! (Playfully pushes him as Liberty watches the two of them) Walking outside the school",
"Manny: Okay tomorrow after school I'm gonna come over and I'm gonna loan you the coolest new skirt.",
"Emma: Okay and I need this why?!",
"Manny: For the whole get Chris back thing! I mean those legs of yours, they're a killer asset!",
"Emma: I'm not trying to get him back.",
"Manny: But you love him. I can see it in your eyes.",
"Emma: I never said that.",
"Manny: Okay I'm totally confused,",
"Emma: I didn't want him to go on a date.",
"Manny: Because you're jealous?",
"Emma: Of Liberty Van Zandt?!? Yeah...",
"Manny: You're embarrassed?!",
"Emma: You wouldn't be? What are people gonna think of me if Chris goes out with Liberty next?",
"Manny: That's the meanest thing I've ever you say and that's really saying something. At Marco's House",
"Marco: Maybe we can tell papa that the assembly is student's only. Parents are not allowed.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: You would lie to him like that?",
"Marco: Well maybe...maybe we don't have to. Maybe Alex is just bluffing, trying to freak me out before my speech.",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: And if she's not?",
"Marco: Look I don't know what to do ma!",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: It...it breaks my heart that because you are gay these people will hate you.",
"Marco: Ma nobody hates me!",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: This girl...",
"Marco: Yeah but that's not because I'm-",
"Mr. Del Rossi: I'm home! Hey! The posters! They work good Marco?",
"Marco: I'm dropping out of the election. Look I talked to the president from last year and he said it's a lot of work.",
"Mr. Del Rossi: No, no Marco. You will do it!",
"Marco: But my studies will fall...",
"Mr. Del Rossi: For running I am proud of you! But not quitting. No, don't make me less proud.",
"(Marco and Mrs. Del Rossi hug as his dad leaves the room.)",
"At school",
"Emma: Hey Liberty! I think I'm actually voting for Alex today. You?",
"Liberty: You're dead to me.",
"Emma: What?",
"Liberty: Manny told me. Jealousy's really ugly Emma.",
"Emma: No, no, no Liberty. It's just hard for me letting Chris go, that's all.",
"Liberty: Well guess what? It's easy for me letting you go - straight to hell! In the hallway",
"Alex: I feel like I'm gonna barf.",
"Jay: Don't tell me you're serious about these stupid elections.",
"Marco: Alex!",
"Alex: Just who I wanted to see. What?",
"Marco: Yesterday when you said you'd call me gay in front of the whole school-",
"Alex: I was gonna call you queer, but if you prefer gay...",
"Marco: I don't. Thanks. Look you have an actual chance at winning this.",
"Alex: You think?",
"Marco: So call me gay, queer, whatever, but is that how you want to fight? Or do you wanna try and win this election for real?",
"Jay: Save it for Ms. Sauve! In the auditorium",
"Alex: It's always the same. Some pretty boy or girl wants to be president and me...WE sit out while they have their special dances or trips nobody can afford. So I say screw 'em! Screw student council. No dances, no trips, nothing...not if it's gonna be just like last year. Take a chance and vote for me, it won't be like last year. I will make changes, where they count! So it's up to you Degrassi. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna vote for the freak... or the pretty boy? You'll have more fun with the freak.",
"Mr. Raditch: Thank you Alex. Up next is Marco Del Rossi.",
"(Cheering for Marco in the audience.)",
"Marco: Look she's right. No, Alex is right. The school is split. But where she's wrong. Look. C'mon it's not the presidents job to remind us that we're freaks. I mean I do that fine all by myself.",
"Jay: (pretending to cough) Queer!",
"Mr. Raditch: Mr Hogart! I'll see you after in my office!",
"Marco: Hey! Queer? Sure. Odd? Why not. Strange? You bet! I love this school and I promise if you vote for me I will bring Degrassi together in freakish harmony for the first time. For real. Thank you.",
"(People clapping and cheering for him.)",
"In the hall at school",
"Liberty: (On the TV screen) The first council meeting will be Thursday at lunch and last but not least your student council president is Marco Del Rossi!",
"Alex: Out of my way.",
"Marco: I get to pick my vice president.",
"Alex: I get to pick my nose.",
"Marco: Alex...",
"Alex: I don't play well with others.",
"Marco: Good. I'm not asking you to play. I really liked your speech, but most important I think you can bring a lot to the position.",
"Alex: Thursday right?",
"Marco: Bring your lunch!",
"(Marco sees Dylan and the two of them walk outside.)",
"Dylan: Congratulations Mr. President. So, what does it feel like to be the most powerful man at Degrassi?",
"Marco: Mixing me up with Mr. Raditch eh? Not cool, nor flattering... I really liked you being here today Dylan, probably because I just plain old like you. I told my mom.",
"Dylan: Paige told me.",
"Marco: But I'm not ready to tell me dad. Not yet.",
"Dylan: You're eventually going to have to tell him...but uh when you're ready and I'm okay with that part!",
"Mr. Del Rossi: Hey Mr. President! That's our new president! I'm so happy for him. So! How much you win by?!",
"Marco: I won! Let's leave it at that.",
"Mr. Del Rossi: I still think you could have used more posters! Marco! That boy! What he called out! And what you answer back! What is that?",
"Marco: Dirty politics. I mean I guess queer was the worst thing he thought he could call me you know?",
"Mr. Del Rossi: Still! You make me and your mama very proud of you today!",
"Mrs. Del Rossi: Very proud. Didn't he Dylan?",
"Dylan: He won Mrs. Del Rossi and I think that's great!",
"(Mrs. Del Rossi kissed Marco on the cheek and her and Mr. Del Rossi left leaving Marco and Dylan together.)"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 04x03 | King of Pain | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_04x04.json | [
"Rick returns to school, and Emma's popularity increases when she leads the eleventh graders into running Rick out of Degrassi for good. Meanwhile, after seeing Manny's ex-boyfriend Craig naked in the locker room, J.T. is worried she will compare them both and starts using a penis pump."
]
| [
"Outside of the school",
"(Rick is outside talking with his mom and Mr. Raditch.)",
"Paige: Someone tell me I'm hallucinating.",
"Emma: Who is he?",
"Spinner: Remember our friend Terri McGregor? The girl who was in a coma last year.",
"Paige: He's the psycho that put her there. His name's Rick, her ex. He used to beat her.",
"Spinner: Yeah and he's your new classmate Emma. He starts tenth grade tomorrow.",
"Emma: We have to do something!",
"Alex: I know! Let's adopt a dolphin. Treat him to defend us from Rick!",
"Emma: Or we can talk to Mr. Raditch.",
"Alex: Sure, me and Marco can handle that without you!",
"-At Liberty's outside by the hot tub, Manny's in the hot tub-",
"JT: Take my hand! (Manny takes his hand) Now pull!",
"(JT farts as Manny pulls his hand.)",
"JT: Oh I could not resist! Oh god! Ohhh!",
"(Liberty brings out some fancy tropical drinks and hands one to Manny.)",
"Manny: Thanks. So you're sure your dad doesn't mind us using his hot tub like this?",
"Liberty: Sometimes Manny you just have to say what the heck!",
"Manny: You know who loves hot tubs? Emma Nelson!",
"Liberty: No. Emma lives for stabbing me in the back, ripping out your heart and stomping it bloodless with her pointy ballerina feet.",
"Manny: To tenth grade! (They clink glasses)",
"(JT and Toby are play fighting in the background.)",
"Manny: We're gonna be 16 this year.",
"Liberty: To the future! To growing up and to leaving childish things behind.",
"Manny: To leaving childish things behind.",
"(Danny runs out with an ironing board.)",
"Liberty: Danny Van Zandt! That's mom's ironing board!",
"Danny: It was. Now it's a diving board! You gotta live outside the box!",
"JT: And now diving for Canada in the sexy red trunks! James Tiberius York!",
"(Danny pulls down his swim trunks and everyone starts laughing.)",
"Toby: Look! It's a stack of dimes!",
"At school",
"Marco: 'I always knew you were a smart boy Marco'. Can you believe he said that?",
"Emma: Wow. You guys really handled Raditch.",
"Rick: Marco. Paige. Spinner. Jimmy. (Walks away when they all glare at him)",
"(Emma walks up and stands in front of Rick and moves so he can't get around her.)",
"Rick: Excuse me. I've got to get by.",
"Mr. Raditch: Emma step aside.",
"Emma: We don't want him here Mr. Raditch!",
"Mr. Raditch: This isn't one of your little crusades Emma. This is serious. I'm warning you. Stay out of it.",
"At Manny's locker",
"JT: So what are we doing Friday night? You, me, couch, a romantic DVD?",
"Manny: Um... you know what, I think I might be busy...",
"JT: Oh... Is something wrong? It's just you've been kind of distant since the hot tub party. It's not my...you know.",
"Manny: No, no. That was stupid and embarrassing. You must feel awful!",
"JT: Nothing a kiss can't cure!",
"(They start to kiss and Manny pulls away when she sees Craig.)",
"Manny: Craig! Hi.",
"Craig: Hi. Sorry to interrupt.",
"Manny: Oh that's okay, you weren't interrupting anything. So, how was your summer?",
"Craig: Nothing special. You?",
"Manny: Same.",
"Craig: Well I better get going. Bye.",
"JT: Bye Craig. Nice to see you too!",
"In the locker room",
"JT: Hey Manny, I'm stalker Craig! Can I lurk around while you kiss JT?",
"Danny: I'd lurk too! Manny's smoking!",
"Toby: Maybe Manny's still hot for him.",
"JT: Please!",
"Toby: Look JT, in four months you and Manny have barely even kissed. Don't you think something's wrong?",
"JT: Craig. Mono o mono. Manny is my girlfriend.",
"Craig: Ok.",
"Craig: And I need you to respect that.",
"Craig: I do. Whatever.",
"JT: It's just that you know sometimes you hang (JT sees Craig's pen1s when his towel is off) down and it...I mean around! Sometimes you hang around! And it's just.",
"Craig: What are you looking at?!? (Quickly wraps the towel back around himself)",
"JT: What are you talking about?",
"Craig: What do you mean, what am I talking about?! You were! You were checking out my...",
"JT: No! No! I wasn't! I just...",
"Spinner: What?!?!",
"JT: No, no Spinner! I wasn't! That's a lie! That's a horrible lie! At Paige's locker",
"Rick: Paige, a moment? Um I was thinking maybe we could talk... maybe bury the hatchet.",
"Paige: You put my friend in a coma!",
"Rick: One, I know I let my anger get the better of me last year. And two, I'm in counseling. I'm even seeing Ms. Sauve. How...how is Terri anyway?",
"(Paige walks away upset into the washroom where Emma follows her.)",
"Emma: Paige? Paige...",
"Paige: If you tell anyone about this...",
"Emma: I won't. Honest.",
"Paige: There is a psycho in our school Emma and no one is doing a damn thing about it.",
"Emma: We will! Together.",
"Paige: Okay, but I'm not so good at this whole protest thing.",
"Emma: That's okay 'cause I am. Just don't call me 'cause girl' okay?",
"Paige: So uh Emma, what are you doing now?",
"Emma: I was gonna go home.",
"Paige: After you have a green tea frappe with me at the Dot!",
"Emma: Gotta go sip a frap with Paige. Have fun in your hot tub!",
"At the Dot",
"Paige: Mac lip glass! It smells like vanilla!",
"Emma: I can't, it's expensive.",
"Paige: Go ahead. Hazel and I always share. We're cosmetics communists.",
"(Rick walks in.)",
"Spinner: Psycho at 6:00!",
"Paige: My god, I can't believe this. Let's go.",
"Emma: No.",
"(Emma stands up and walks over to him.)",
"Emma: We don't want you at Degrassi.",
"Rick: I have a right to an education. Look what I did to Terri last year was horrible but I'm getting therapy. I've changed.",
"Emma: I don't care. Find another school Rick or you'll be sorry.",
"Rick: Is that a threat? Because Mr. Raditch warned you. You can't touch me.",
"Emma: Maybe not at Degrassi!",
"(Emma grabs his arm and pushes him outside and holds the door shut so he can't get back in.)",
"Paige: Okay, suddenly! Emma's cooler than me!",
"At school",
"(Paige and Emma are handing around ribbons and collecting money.)",
"Emma: Support students against violence! Show the school where you stand.",
"Paige: All proceeds go to the women's shelter. Thanks guys.",
"Emma: Support students against violence! Thank you.",
"Sean: This is about Rick isn't it?",
"Emma: It's a silent protest. We want to pressure Rick. Make his life hell.",
"Paige: Without breaking any rules whatsoever. Emma's a genius. There's nothing Raditch can do.",
"Ellie: Wow. Such heroes.",
"Paige: Wanna buy a ribbon?",
"Emma: Support students against violence!",
"In the boys bathroom",
"Danny: Guys! Check it out! I have the solution to JT's little problem!",
"JT: A pen1s pump?! How'd you buy this?",
"Danny: Well I didn't. (Holds up his fake ID) Gunther Van Eisenstadt did. Take it out!",
"Toby: Not out here!",
"(They go into a stall.)",
"Danny: The guy said it'll turn your garden snake into an anaconda!",
"JT: I am not putting my thing in there! It's a snake! Snake's bite!",
"Danny: Don't be stupid! It's decoration.",
"Toby: Let's see how this thing works. Step one: insert member into tub.",
"JT: Tub? You're not a tub...",
"Danny: They mean tube!",
"JT and Toby: Ooohh! (laughing)",
"Toby: Step two: Use hand pup to make fun suction. Who wrote this?!",
"Danny: Forget the instructions! You wangle it in the tube and you pump!",
"JT: Okay! Okay I got it! I got it!",
"(The boys leave the stall and see Craig in the bathroom.)",
"JT: Uh... Craig.",
"Craig: You don't have to explain... really!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the hall",
"(Rick is walking down the hall and people are bumping into him on purpose and blocking him from walking and one guy pushes him into a locker. He drops his books and people kick them. He goes into the cafeteria and nobody lets him sit with them.)",
"Chris: Sit somewhere else punk!",
"(People start clapping when Rick leaves the cafeteria.)",
"In Ms. Kwan's classroom",
"Spinner: So um Ms. Kwan asked us to read a verse that speaks to our hearts. And this verse like Kid Elrick speaks to mine: I want to find me a girl to love. A girl with wealth and class. But most of all I want me a girl with a bootylicious...",
"Ms. Kwan: Enough Gavin! (kids are laughing) Take your seat! Okay who's next?",
"Rick: May I? Um I'd like to read you some thoughts from Mahatma Gandhi: The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. It is the galley of the brave, not the coward.",
"(Spinner throws a ball of paper at Rick.)",
"Ms. Kwan: Gavin! Principal's office now! Now!",
"In the hallway",
"JT: Danny! The cobra has landed! I just went for a walk with the king.",
"Danny: Did it work?!",
"JT: I think so!",
"Danny: Well, let her be the judge!",
"Manny: JT's gonna come over here. I know it! Why won't he leave me alone?",
"Liberty: Because he's your boyfriend. Look Manny, if that's how you feel about him then you need to break up.",
"Manny: No... I can't.",
"Liberty: But you can't go on like this. Just sit him down tonight and do it!",
"JT: Hey!",
"Manny: Hi.",
"JT: I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come over to my place after school.",
"Manny: Umm... umm. Yeah okay. In another hallway",
"Rick: One, it will only take a minute. Two, it's to give you this. It's a check.",
"Emma: I can't take your money Rick. The whole ribbon campaign is about you.",
"(He holds out the check.)",
"Emma: $500?",
"Rick: $554.16 to be exact. I'd donate more, but it's all I have.",
"Emma: You can't buy forgiveness Rick.",
"Rick: It's an anonymous donation. No one needs to know but you.",
"Alex: Too late. Nobody wants your guilt money!",
"Rick: Alex, listen to me!",
"Alex: Or what, freak? You're gonna put me in a coma? (Rick walks away)",
"Emma: Alex can I have the check please?",
"(Alex rips it up.)",
"Emma: Nice. Real nice Alex... maybe if you cared about the cause!",
"Alex: What do you know about it? You ever ice your mom's lip, bandage her up, lay awake at night listening to her cry? Didn't think so!",
"In JT's bedroom",
"(Manny knocks on his bedroom door.)",
"JT: Entrée!",
"Manny: What happened in here?",
"JT: Oh nothing, I just made it a little cozier. (Pats the bed)",
"Manny: Are you nervous?",
"JT: No! Not at all! (They start kissing)",
"Manny: Um, your lips are kind of sweaty.",
"JT: Oh sorry! I guess I am kind of nervous!",
"Manny: I have to go to the bathroom.",
"JT: Alright! No rush. I guess I could use a minute to freshen up.",
"Manny: (outside leaning against the door) Suck it up. You can do this.",
"(Manny walks back in as JT's using the pen1s pump.)",
"JT: Um! I can explain!",
"(Manny rushes out.)",
"At the Dot",
"Paige: Did you see Heather Sinclair's eyebrows? Tragically over plucked!",
"Emma: They should confiscate her tweezers or something!",
"(Rick walks in and goes up to the counter.)",
"Paige: What is he doing here again?",
"Alex: He probably came to see his new crush, Emma!",
"Paige: What's she talking about?",
"Emma: Nothing! Rick talked to me. It was no big deal.",
"Alex: Didn't seem that way to me.",
"Paige: If you're starting to wimp out and feel sorry for that psycho...",
"Emma: I'm not. Honest!",
"Rick: Afternoon Emma!",
"(Emma doesn't say anything and then trips Rick and he falls on the floor spilling his drink.)",
"Jay: That's it. It's on!",
"(Jay takes Rick outside and everyone follows.)",
"Emma: Let him go!",
"Alex: You started this Cause Girl!",
"Rick: What are you gonna do, hurt me?",
"Jay: (Takes Rick's glasses and puts them on) One, violence is never the answer! Two, we don't care!",
"(Jay punches Rick and drops his glasses, then steps on them.)",
"Jay: Whoops!",
"Rick: Who wants the next shot? Spinner?",
"Alex: Me!",
"(Emma steps in front of Alex and grabs her arm.)",
"Alex: Ribbon campaign's over Emma!",
"Emma: Yeah, so is this!",
"(Everyone walks away except for Emma and Rick.)",
"Outside somewhere, JT is holding flowers",
"JT: Manny!",
"Manny: Go away JT!",
"JT: Will you let me explain? I was just trying to live up to Craig.",
"Manny: What?!",
"JT: I saw him in the locker room... naked. And it became obvious to me that he has something that I don't.",
"Manny: You know what JT! Craig does have something that you don't. Maturity! And I don't mean his size! I mean the way he acts. You're always farting and joking around.",
"JT: I'm sorry! Just give me another chance okay? I can change!",
"Manny: No JT, I'm sorry. It's over. Outside school",
"(Paige and Hazel walk by and look at Emma but don't say anything, then Rick walks up to Emma.)",
"Emma: Nice glasses.",
"Rick: They're from 6th grade. I um... I wanted to thank you.",
"Emma: Well don't. Things got out of hand and I stopped it. It doesn't mean I like you and it doesn't mean we're friends. But Rick, why did you come back here?",
"Rick: I like it at Degrassi. Well... I used to. I was horrible but I've changed. All those people who hate me I want to let them see who I really am. Show them how wrong they are.",
"Emma: Well they're not interested Rick.",
"Rick: They will be. Someday."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 04x04 | Mercy Street | bunniefuu |
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"When her mother's drinking grows worse, Ellie has to choose between staying at home or moving in with Sean. Meanwhile, with Paige sick, Manny is put in charge of the school's car wash and grows closer to Paige's boyfriend, Spinner."
]
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"At Sean's house, Ellie and Sean are sleeping on the couch",
"Ellie: Sean! Sean!",
"Sean: (looks at the time) Oh! Wow.",
"Ellie: Double wow. I'm late! Home by eleven does not mean AM. Did you turn the ringer off? I need a cab, I need $10 to pay for a cab.",
"Sean: The ringers on, nobody's called.",
"Ellie: My mom probably lost your number or fell asleep watching the same lame movie we did.",
"Sean: Snuggling up with a few empty bottles...",
"Ellie: I'm not talking about this.",
"Sean: You know you're welcome here.",
"Ellie: Let's see if I'm even allowed back.",
"Sean: I meant to stay...yeah as in to move in. At Ashley's locker",
"Ellie: What you just forgot to put any on?",
"Ashley: Left mine at my mom's, didn't want to use my dad's sport scent or his boyfriend's mountain race.",
"Ellie: Men's deodorant gives me a rash.",
"Ashley: Yeah well you know what else gives me a rash is that my dad's bringing his boyfriend to the open house today.",
"Ellie: Imagine the rash I got when Sean asked me to move in...this morning.",
"Ashley: What?",
"Ellie: Move in. Co-habituate. Live in sin.",
"Ashley: You can't!",
"Ellie: My mom isn't doing so well. It's pretty bad.",
"Ashley: And how's Sean?",
"(Ellie smiles and nods.)",
"Ashley: Was it good enough to risk giving your mom a heart attack?",
"In the foyer at school",
"Manny: Hey Spinner! (Spinner doesn't say anything) Boy it's nice to see you too Manny, have a good day!",
"(Manny keeps walking then turns around.)",
"Manny: Hey, you wanna earn some major points by helping with Paige's spirit squad carwash?",
"Spinner: Paige sort of owes me the major points these days.",
"Manny: Okay so why not earn major points with me then? Paige is off sick with the flu.",
"Spinner: Yeah I know.",
"Manny: So I'm in charge and honestly I need help. We need to earn a lot of money to get those new uniforms.",
"Spinner: So you think it would help if I wash cars in my wet t-shirt?",
"Manny: No I want you to play! With your band, you idiot! No, you guys would attract so much attention.",
"Spinner: Yeah but the Squash isn't my band. You'd have to ask-",
"Manny: Craig. Yeah that'd be just a bit awkward...",
"(Manny gets down on her knees (her usual position).)",
"Manny: Please please please! With ketchup and gravy and big hugs on top?!",
"Spinner: Gravy? I'll see what I can do.",
"Manny: Okay thanks. Oh and get Craig to bring his camera ok?",
"Spinner: Kay!",
"In the auto shop room",
"Sean: Why not!?",
"Ellie: My dad's got six months of service.",
"Sean: So that's six months of homework. That's six months of dinner.",
"Ellie: He's in the middle east Sean! If the call came in he was hurt or worse my mom would...",
"Sean: She'd what? She'd crack open the third bottle for the evening?",
"Ellie: We can dinners okay? Maybe watch some crappy TV but after that...",
"Sean: Let me make it simple. Move in...with someone who loves you.",
"Ellie: I'm sorry. She needs me.",
"Sean: It's finished. Nobody cares about auto shop anyways. In the school during the Open House",
"Mr. Armstrong: No, Emma's doing pretty well. Polynomials can be a bit of a struggle.",
"Spike: Me and math?! Mortal enemies.",
"Emma: You balance your own books at the salon. Don't believe her.",
"Mrs. Nash: Ellie must love your class. All her classes! She spends almost every night at her boyfriend's doing homework.",
"Mr. Simpson: Well uh Media Immersion is a very intense course. The course is centered on-",
"Mrs. Nash: Media? Computers? I get it. Tell me, do you assign every project in pairs?",
"Mr. Simpson: Well no...in fact most of the work is-",
"Mrs. Nash: Thought so. Thanks very much Mr. Stanton.",
"Mr. Simpson: It's Simpson.",
"Mrs. Nash: (laughing) Like the cartoon! That's priceless. In the hall",
"Ashley: Ellie hey!",
"Ellie: Mom, you remember Ashley!",
"Ashley: Mrs. Nash this is my father Robert and his partner.",
"Christopher: Hi I'm Christopher.",
"Mrs. Nash: Partners huh? Do you run a business together or is it pairs figure skating?",
"Mr. Kerwin: We're life partners actually.",
"Mrs. Nash: Oh I know. Must be nice having a man around. My husband's off fighting for his country.",
"Mr. Kerwin: That must be difficult for you and Ellie.",
"Mrs. Nash: Oh you have no idea! Or do they let you people in the military now? You re-decorate the enemy into surrendering! (Laughing)",
"Ellie: Mom. You're tired. We should go.",
"Mrs. Nash: Bye!",
"Mrs. Nash: Oh wait, isn't that your boyfriend?",
"Ellie: It's okay. I'll call him later.",
"Mrs. Nash: Sean isn't it? I was hoping to see you.",
"Sean: It's nice to see you too Mrs. Nash.",
"Mrs. Nash: Your parents...they're not here to see this fine automotive display?",
"Sean: Um. I'm alone. I live alone.",
"Mrs. Nash: Not lately.",
"Ellie: Mom!",
"Mrs. Nash: Midnight study sessions, dawn tutorials. Sometimes I can't remember what Ellie looks like!",
"Ellie: Mom let's go.",
"Sean: Look, I care about her okay?",
"Mrs. Nash: Not okay!",
"(Grabs Ellie's arm and they walk away.)",
"In Craig's garage",
"Craig: 1, 2, 3, 4!",
"(The band starts playing.)",
"Craig: Woah! Woah! Woah! You're coming in way too early.",
"Spinner: Dude how are we supposed to get better if all we do is rehearse?! I mean we should play another gig.",
"Craig: We will! When we're smoking hot!",
"Jimmy: In the twenty-third century! (Craig hits Jimmy)",
"Spinner: Exactly. We need to play smaller gigs to stoke us up to smoking hot.",
"Ashley: Spinner has a point!",
"Spinner: Who asked you?!? What? I mean...yeah...what she said. Sorry.",
"Craig: Alright well I guess we could put a little more pressure on ourselves.",
"Spinner: Yes! That's why I booked us for the school spirit squad carwash this weekend.",
"Marco: What? Woah Spin. We're not ready!",
"Spinner: Dude it's a carwash. We're not opening for Kid Elrick at the Dome.",
"Craig: Alright. We'll take it to a vote. All for the gig?",
"(Spinner, Craig, Ashley raise their hands.)",
"Spinner: All against?",
"(Marco, Jimmy raise their hands.)",
"Spinner: Okay well three to two! Manny will be stoked!",
"Craig & Ashley: Manny?!",
"Jimmy: Speaking of smoking hot!",
"In Ellie's house, the smoke alarm is going off and Ellie runs to the kitchen",
"Ellie: Mom! Mom get up! Get up! Mom get up!",
"(Ellie runs over to the stove and tries to turn it off and burns her hand on the pot and makes the fire even worse.)",
"Ellie: Mom! Get up!",
"(Ellie drags her mom out of the house.)",
"At the hospital",
"Mrs. Nash: I must have taken in a life supply of smoke tonight. I'm not proud right now Ellie. I almost burnt the place down. Don't make this any worse for me.",
"Ellie: I'm exhausted. I have to sleep.",
"Mrs. Nash: Fine. There's a fold out at Elaine's.",
"Ellie: Elaine's? She lives in Fergis! Why do I have to go there?! I hate her!",
"Mrs. Nash: Because I'm still your mother and I said so!",
"Ellie: Okay. But what if I stay over at Ashley's instead...in the city!",
"Mrs. Nash: Well I wouldn't have to drive you into school everyday.",
"Ellie: Exactly what I was thinking. But it's up to you! Whatever you want.",
"Mrs. Nash: Well if it's alright with Ashley's mother it's alright with me...at least until our place is ready!",
"Ellie: I'll go call Ashley right now! At Sean's, Sean opens the front door and Ellie is standing there",
"Ellie: Yesterday you might have mentioned the words 'move in'... Ellie and Sean walking into Sean's house",
"Ellie: Home sweet home.",
"Sean: Closest thing to being at your place.",
"Sean: Looks like my CD collection just doubled.",
"(Sean picks up Ellie's CD case and opens it. It has all of her cutting supplies in it.)",
"Ellie: I was thinking we need a pet. A dog or a parrot or a...",
"Sean: I thought you stopped cutting!",
"Ellie: I did! I just didn't want to leave it there...I wouldn't lie to you about this.",
"Sean: I cleared a drawer.",
"Ellie: You did?",
"Sean: Yeah and some space in the closet and in the medicine cabinet just above the sink.",
"Ellie: Listen. There's something we should-",
"Sean: I know. And it's fine. I'll just sleep on the couch.",
"Ellie: You have a bed.",
"Sean: You just had a fire, so for now I'll just sleep on the couch okay?",
"(They hold hands.)",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"At the carwash",
"(Spinner sprays Hazel with the hose.)",
"Hazel: I said stop it!",
"Spinner: What? It wasn't me! New girl. (Points to the new girl Darcy)",
"Darcy: New girl? I prefer Darcy!",
"Spinner: Oh. Okay... Darcy! (Sprays her)",
"Manny: Hey Craig. Thanks for doing this. It's really great.",
"Craig: Anytime Manny.",
"Ashley: Check 1, 2. We have Craig Manning in the house!",
"(Craig leaves Manny and goes over to Ashley.)",
"Spinner: Any more bitter and she'd be a lemon!",
"(Hazel throws a sponge at Spinner and he goes to grab it.)",
"Spinner: You think that's funny?!",
"Manny: No, no!",
"(Spinner and Manny splash around and push each other jokingly while Craig watches.)",
"In the school",
"Marco: But you're alright, right? I mean after breathing in all that smoke.",
"Ellie: I don't have black lung Marco.",
"Marco: And your mom? How's she doing?",
"Ellie: I only have a few mom free days left. If it's okay I'd rather keep it that way.",
"Marco: I'm more interested in you anyway. So okay. First shower at your boyfriends. Were you naked?",
"Ellie: Yeah and alone!",
"Marco: What? Disappointing, but still party worthy!",
"Ellie: Me showering is party worthy?",
"Marco: No but, you being happy is. Plus you're young, cute, clean and black lung free!",
"Ellie: And you're sure Mama Del Rossi will let us have a party?",
"Marco: No but I know Papa Sean will! Back at the carwash, the band is playing",
"Craig: That sucked.",
"Ashley: Keep smiling. No one noticed.",
"(Rick drives up in a car.)",
"Hazel: What are you doing here?",
"Rick: Um helping out my fellow students!",
"Jimmy: What's your problem psycho?!",
"Rick: My mother wants the car washed.",
"Jimmy: Okay well unless you want a wash, I'd bounce!",
"(Rick drives off while Jimmy sprays the back of his car.)",
"Manny: Hey! I never knew what a great drummer you were before.",
"Spinner: I guess it's kind of hard who's me behind the lead singer sometimes.",
"Manny: Not today. Congratulations. Thanks for coming out!",
"(Manny hugs Spinner and puts her snow cone on Spinner's back.)",
"Spinner: That's how you repay me?!",
"(They start running around laughing and grabbing at each other.)",
"Manny: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!",
"(Craig takes a picture of Manny and Spinner looking really close.)",
"At Sean's house, having a party",
"Ashley: Always with the banners Marco.",
"Ellie: Perks of a printer's son.",
"(Marco is taking a bite of guacamole and spits it out and grabs a drink.)",
"Marco: What is this?!",
"Ellie: It's guacamole! Sean made it for me. It's my favorite. He's sweet.",
"Marco: This was rancid!",
"Jay: Nice little house warming.",
"Sean: Whatever. She'll go back in a few days. Maybe this time her mom will burn down the whole place.",
"Alex: Now that would be a house warming.",
"Jay: So it's actually a bon voyage, see you later, thanks for all the s*x party.",
"(Ellie overhears and walks away.)",
"Sean: Ellie! He shouldn't have said that.",
"Ellie: I don't care that he did. I just don't want to go back to her.",
"Sean: Then you don't have to okay? You can stay here.",
"(Ellie's mom walks in.)",
"Mrs. Nash: What is this?",
"Ellie: Mom?",
"Mrs. Nash: Housewarming...I went to Ashley's and her mom told me you haven't been staying there. You've been staying here the whole time haven't you? Haven't you?",
"(Ellie nods.)",
"Mrs. Nash: The cab's waiting. Let's go. Let's go now. Let's go NOW!",
"Sean: Mrs. Nash it's better if Ellie stays here.",
"(Mrs. Nash slaps Sean.)",
"Mrs. Nash: You don't come near me and don't come near my daughter!",
"(Mrs. Nash grabs Ellie and walks away with her.)",
"At Ellie's house in the kitchen all burnt",
"Mrs. Nash: This was a blessing. A blessing! Old furniture, grimy paint... We can start from scratch. What do you think? How about a periwinkle blue in here?",
"Ellie: Mom you slapped my boyfriend.",
"Mrs. Nash: Ellie that boy's no good for you. I know you think it will be hard, that you love him. I know what's best.",
"(Ellie keeps pulling at the elastic on her wrist.)",
"Mrs. Nash: Eleanor, stop doing that!",
"(Ellie opens the CD case and all her cutting materials fall out.)",
"Ellie: Pick one mom! Knife! Razor!",
"Mrs. Nash: What are you doing? What is this?",
"Ellie: What's best for me, mom?! Because if I stay here I'm gonna do it again. You're making me do it again!",
"Mrs. Nash: Ellie...",
"Ellie: This is what it costs! Your drinking made me cut myself!",
"Mrs. Nash: No baby! Oh my god. You need to understand...",
"Ellie: No you have to understand... why I can't keep living with you.",
"Mrs. Nash: No! Oh my god. (Starts crying and sobbing)",
"At the Dot",
"Spinner: Hey.",
"Manny: Hey.",
"Spinner: Are you ready to order?",
"Manny: Um no, actually I'm not eating. I'm just waiting for someone.",
"Spinner: Okay. Who?",
"Manny: Paige.",
"Spinner: Right. Um look I have lots of tables to...",
"Manny: Yeah the excitement from yesterday must have gotten to my head or something.",
"Spinner: Yeah I know the feeling. I wouldn't want you or Paige to think that-",
"(Paige walks over.)",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Paige: Two people I've literally been dying to see. But now I've risen to thank Manuela Santos, my guardian angel. $800 and our new uniform dream is a reality.",
"Manny: It's no big deal.",
"Paige: Oh and I heard you guys rocked baby.",
"Spinner: I did it all for you.",
"At Sean's house",
"Ellie: She dropped me off.",
"Sean: She drove?",
"Ellie: Sober. Honest. Hopefully will be for the next two months. She's going to rehab and I'm here to stay. If I want to. Do you still want me to?",
"Sean: Yeah! Uh what is that?",
"Ellie: Hold on, hold on!",
"(Ellie puts the cage she'd been holding down and picks up a ferret.)",
"Sean: It's a weasel!",
"Ellie: It's a ferret. I saw him at the pet store and...",
"Sean: Shouldn't we have talked about this first?",
"Ellie: A home isn't a home without a pet!"
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 04x05 | Anywhere I Lay My Head | bunniefuu |
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Degrassi_Next_Generation_04x06.json | [
"Paige gets a job working alongside her nemesis Alex at the movie theater concession stand to pay off the damages to Spinner's car. Meanwhile, Rick and Toby are partnered up in class, leading to a bet to see who can get more kisses from the girls at school."
]
| [
"At the Dot",
"(Paige as a waitress at the Dot, she's mixing up people's orders and spilling things.)",
"Paige: Sixty seven pathetic cents.",
"Spinner: Hey stop. Stop. You may be poor but at least you're pretty!",
"Paige: Please just tell me I've made a dent in what I owe you. A ding?",
"(The manager brings over the schedule.)",
"Paige: Ooh the new schedule.",
"The manager: Paige...",
"Spinner: Crap I work Saturday?",
"Paige: Um I don't...Friday or Sunday either...hello do I ever work?",
"The manager: Sorry Paige, but you're fired.",
"At Spinner's locker",
"Manny: Hey. Nice sunburn. Looks pretty ouch.",
"Spinner: Yeah it is ouch. Um where's yours?",
"Manny: It's called sun block with a grease-free moisturizer follow.",
"Spinner: Paige uses moisturizer but hers is lavender.",
"(Spinner leans in to smell Manny as Craig walks around the corner.)",
"Spinner: I'm close enough to know that yours isn't... lavender.",
"Craig: Hey idiot! Nice sunburn!",
"Manny: Library's at the other side of the school. Bye.",
"Spinner: Am I the only one who got burned at this carwash?",
"Craig: Are you and Paige still tight?",
"Spinner: Yeah. Your point?",
"Craig: You and Manny have been talking a lot lately.",
"Spinner: Again, your point?",
"Craig: Hey look I'm just warning you.",
"Spinner: Hey it's none of your business. And neither is Manny. Not this year.",
"In a classroom",
"Mr. Simpson: Welcome to the tryouts for Degrassi's official trivia team! I want you to all partner off and we're going to start with a little warm-up.",
"Toby: Partners Emma?",
"Emma: Sorry I'm with Heather.",
"Rick: Heartbreaking. I myself have Ms. Nelson pegged at number 3. I've got this list. It's not some kind of crass rating system. Let's see... ranking system.",
"Toby: Your set.",
"Rick: I'm organized. Writing out goals helps realize them.",
"Mr. Simpson: What's the world's largest glacier?",
"Toby: The Lamar glacier?",
"Rick: He's correct. It's in Antarctica",
"Mr. Simpson: I think you two might make a good team. In the cafeteria",
"Hazel: I love soup.",
"Paige: That was random.",
"Ashley: Hey soups good!",
"(Paige bumps into Hazel and Ashley making them spill.)",
"Hazel: Paige!",
"Spinner: (laughing) Crash Michaelchuk. World champion destroyer. Two down with one tray!",
"Jimmy: Hazel I'm gonna get you some napkins. Sun stroke got you too tired to move!?",
"Paige: Hey that's my lunch.",
"Spinner: (talking with his mouth full) More salt next time!",
"Hazel: Spinner!",
"Paige: Spin endured the Dot for a year for a car I totaled in two minutes. He can joke and snack. He's allowed.",
"At the movie theater",
"Mary: Your application says you worked at a Dot just not for how long...",
"Paige: It's the old you can't get a job without experience.",
"Mary: You can't get experience without a job.",
"Paige: I'm a terrible waitress. More than one table and my mind goes... which is why this job is perfect. One customer at a time. Get them their drinks, their popcorn and next!",
"Mary: How are you at teamwork though?",
"Paige: Oh I'm team! I cheer for team.",
"(She looks up and sees Alex working there.)",
"Paige: Go team.",
"Walking into the school",
"Toby: Uh you look pretty today Emma.",
"Emmy: Thanks Toby.",
"JT: (Mimicking Emma) Thanks Toby.",
"Toby: Okay I made a list and gee guess what, my goals, not realistic!",
"Rick: Relinquish the list Toby.",
"Toby: It's in my head.",
"Rick: I told you mine!",
"Toby: Fine there's Emma.",
"Rick: Not entirely surprised.",
"Toby: Uh Ellie Nash.",
"Rick: Ooh nice alternative!",
"Toby: Hazel.",
"Rick: A couple of very fine attributes on that one. There's a set of role playing dice I've had my eye on for oh so long. What we need is courage and all I'm proposing is a challenge.",
"Toby: What kind of challenge?",
"Rick: Loser buys the dice. Winner gets it. Whoever can manage a kiss from any girl on that list before last bell.",
"Toby: Narrow it down to Emma and we're on.",
"(They shake hands.)",
"In the computer lab",
"Paige: I can't just go in there and talk to her. Alex hates me. I hate Alex.",
"Spinner: So? Perfect chance to make a new friend!",
"Paige: Spin please! We're talking my pride here! How much is it worth?!",
"Spinner: How much... um about $1200 and uh...",
"Paige: Alex. Um can we talk a sec?",
"Alex: You're not calling me dog face?",
"Mr. Simpson: Okay internet lovers! Two minutes until homeroom so please log off!",
"Paige: Just one second please. We've had our issues I know, but hun you see how much I do around here that I'm employee material.",
"Alex: I wouldn't worry about it. I put in a perfectly bad word for you. In Ms. Hatzilakos' class",
"Toby: Uh, standing up for Rick like you did...I've decided to follow your lead.",
"Emma: What do you want Toby?",
"Toby: We've got this game going, it's kind of scavenger hunt-ish. (Whispers) If I get a kiss I win!",
"(Emma kisses Toby on the cheek.)",
"Toby: Ha! I win, which means you lose! You are a loser!",
"Emma: Nice way to follow my lead Toby. Just so you're not lonely!",
"(Emma kisses Rick on the cheek.)",
"Rick: Ha ha ha! It's a tie! The game was supposed to end in 3...2...1. Which means that tomorrow to break the tie we need a new game.",
"Ms. Hatzilakos: Alright class put away the microscopes, clean up your work areas and I'll see you next class!",
"In the hallway Paige and Hazel are putting up pictures from the carwash",
"Paige: My last hope was a movie theatre concession, with Alex. In a mall!",
"Hazel: You're so better than that.",
"Paige: Tell that to the moundo debt I owe Spinner.",
"Hazel: You're also better than him.",
"Paige: What are you talking about?",
"Hazel: I miss the old you with the old Spinner. Trailing behind, obedient and slightly afraid!",
"Paige: That was before I smashed his car!",
"Hazel: The car of the freak that raped you! Good boyfriends don't hold you to things like that. And good boyfriends also don't do this! (Shows Paige the picture of Spinner and Manny looking really close)",
"Paige: Is that...Spinner and Manny are friends. It's nothing. At the Dot",
"Spinner: Rule is. You get fired, you don't pop by.",
"Paige: Another rule. Love clutches are banned with girls who aren't me.",
"Spinner: It's a hug!",
"Paige: Nearness comes in varying degrees. Come here. Come on! This! This is a hug...",
"(Paige hugs Spinner.)",
"Spinner: Uh sunburn Paige!",
"Paige: now this! (Grabs him even tighter hurting him)",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Paige: All you have to do is tell me that it was nothing... Spinner!",
"Spinner: I have to... I have to get back to work.",
"In the cafeteria",
"Paige: Did you hear about those two? Totally shacking up!",
"Hazel: I know!",
"Paige: Hard to believe Ellie is beating me and Spin in the dating Olympics.",
"Hazel: And by more than a nose!",
"Paige: I know. By a lot. (Looking at Spinner across the room) Deny it, confirm it, just don't avoid me all day. In the hallway",
"Jay: Slam!",
"Rick: What? (Jay slams Rick into the lockers)",
"Jay: I said slam! Now pay attention next time.",
"Toby: You okay?",
"Rick: Yeah, yeah, yeah why wouldn't I be? So uh yesterday's challenge was far too easy. We're gonna have to go for quantity not quality today.",
"Toby: Okay.",
"Rick: Alright so new day, new challenge. Whoever gets the most girls to kiss them before the end of the day wins. Loser buys the dice. I've uh made up some charts and stuff. You know. Age, location...",
"Toby: Sure that's a good idea?",
"Rick: Sure you're not a big wuss?",
"Toby: Okay but you're gonna have to be good!",
"(Toby bangs his arm on the locker.)",
"Toby: Ahh oohh! Ow!",
"Manny: Toby what's wrong?",
"Toby: I banged my arm! It hurts!",
"Manny: Aw poor baby! Is there anything that I can do to help?",
"(Manny kisses his elbow before walking away.)",
"In the gym, the Spirit Squad is practicing",
"Paige: 5, 6, 7, 8! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8! K Manny let's uh try listening to the beat this time. Let's do it again. 5, 6, 7, 8! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!",
"(Spinner walks into the gym.)",
"Paige: Alright, just work on technique for a few.",
"Spinner: Can we talk?",
"Paige: You mean instead of ignoring me?",
"Spinner: Okay I admit it. I had some guilty thoughts.",
"Paige: You have thoughts?",
"Spinner: Just like you did last year with that stupid drivers ed teacher.",
"Paige: Falcone was not all over me, half naked at a car wash!",
"Spinner: Anyway...what I came here to tell you is that...in the end all my thoughts come back to you.",
"(Hands her some flowers.)",
"Paige: Flowers are nice. Especially if they're not carnations.",
"(Paige's cell rings.)",
"Paige: I don't know who this is. Hello? Hi. Mary! Yeah I'm still into the job!",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"In the hallway",
"(Rick is trying to get girls to kiss him and Toby is actually having lots of girls kiss him. Toby sees Rick getting upset and ripping his list.)",
"Darcy: This friend of yours... He's really losing that bad?",
"Toby: I thought he was gonna cry. Oh here he comes.",
"Darcy: Poor guy!",
"Toby: Yeah, yeah. Poor guy.",
"Darcy: He's the one they keep pushing into lockers. Why does everyone around here hate him so much?",
"Toby: So will uh $5 change your mind?",
"Darcy: Yeah.",
"(Darcy walks over to Rick as he's walking by.)",
"Darcy: Where'd you get your glasses?",
"Rick: Um the optometrist...",
"Darcy: I like 'em!",
"Rick: Um my friend and me...we have this game going.",
"Darcy: Anything I can do to help you win?",
"Rick: A kiss. It doesn't have to be on the lips, it doesn't even have to be on the...",
"(Darcy kisses him on the cheek and Jay is watching from upstairs.)",
"At Paige's locker",
"Hazel: So you're a couple again?",
"Paige: Uh we never stopped.",
"(Hazel sighs and shakes her head.)",
"Paige: The Hazel headshake. Do not make me suffer.",
"Hazel: You let him treat you like garbage he'll keep doing it!",
"Paige: Thank you Oprah, Dr. Phil and uh everyone else in the world.",
"Hazel: Paige...",
"Paige: Just back off okay? Unless you'd like me to give you play by plays on your relationship with Jimmy. I'm gonna be late for work.",
"At the theatre, Paige & Alex are working",
"Alex: Drinks need ice!",
"Paige: Sorry!",
"Alex: While it's pouring...",
"Paige: Uh Popcorn! Right. Sorry. (Spills some butter on the floor)",
"Alex: I'll wipe it up! And don't say sorry!",
"Paige: Enjoy your show!",
"Paige: Hi can I interest you in a...",
"(She looks up and sees Spinner.)",
"Paige: What are you doing?",
"Spinner: Well I'm here to support you in your first shift wearing man-made fibers and I want a large popcorn. Only! Could you stop half way for butter?!",
"(Paige puts some butter on it.)",
"Spinner: Little more.",
"(Paige puts some more.)",
"Spinner: Just a bit more.",
"Paige: Any more and you'll get grease stains on your pants honeybee.",
"Spinner: Okay so a quarter more popcorn.",
"(Paige puts more popcorn in it.)",
"Spinner: And a smidge of more butter!",
"(Paige puts more butter in it.)",
"Spinner: Good girl.",
"Craig: (Giving Spinner a dirty look) That's nice.",
"Spinner: No, it's good training.",
"After the crowds died down, still at the theatres",
"Paige: Wanna check to see if I cleaned the nacho sludge thingy right?",
"Alex: The fact that you, Paige, did it at all is amazing.",
"Paige: No worse than clearing my brother's hair out of the bath tub.",
"(Alex tosses Paige some candy.)",
"Paige: Thanks.",
"Alex: Thought we hired you...not your boyfriend? Real sweet guy!",
"Paige: The jerk you just experienced is usually a little less of a jerk.",
"Alex: Not that I'd ever admit this but I used to be scared of you.",
"Paige: Please! I'm so not scary.",
"Alex: No. You're a coward and a suck because if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend.",
"After the guys' movie finished",
"Craig: Well that move was surreal.",
"Marco: It wasn't surreal. If it were surreal Koback would have been played by like a goat!",
"Jimmy: Okay tell me again why did Koback kill that guy?",
"Craig: Why do you think!? Jealousy!",
"Spinner: I knew Koback reminded me of someone!",
"Craig: What's that?",
"Spinner: Nothing man. Just a joke. Relax.",
"Marco: Spin. Come on! Leave Paige alone! She SO suffered enough.",
"Spinner: So how's the rest of your shift going my booty blossom?",
"Paige: You really wanna help? Give the girl who lost her license a ride home.",
"Spinner: You don't get off work for another 2 hours.",
"Craig: There's so much to be jealous about Spin. I mean your charm, your way with women.",
"Spinner: You're crazy man.",
"Craig: Ooh nice comeback genius.",
"(Spinner smacks Craig on the face.)",
"Spinner: That one better for you?",
"Paige: Bag of grossness coming through.",
"Craig: You were always jealous of Manny and me!",
"Spinner: Yeah well now you're jealous of Manny and me!",
"(The guys start fighting and wrestling around on the floor.)",
"Paige: Stop it! Get off of each other! I work here! Go!",
"Mary: I've called security! Are you gonna wait for them to arrive?",
"(The guys jump up and take off.)",
"Paige: I told them to leave!",
"Mary: Hand in your uniform!",
"Paige: No Mary!",
"Mary: You're fired.",
"At school",
"Toby: My eleven kisses to your one! You know I attribute my success to my silky cheek.",
"(Rick passes him the dice.)",
"Rick: You are the victor I accept that. But none of your kisses are even close to the one I got.",
"Toby: And you still won't tell me who!",
"Rick: Let's say in this case it's about quality, not quantity. This has given me all the confidence I need.",
"Toby: To what?",
"(Jay walks up and Rick runs off.)",
"Jay: Survival instinct has the oldest and strongest member of the pack protecting the young and the weak.",
"Toby: I'm weak. I'm practically feeble.",
"Jay: Yeah well, word's out that a 9er's getting stalked by a certain psycho.",
"Toby: Look. Rick's my friend! I was just trying to save him from humiliation.",
"(Jay shoves Toby into a locker.)",
"Toby: Come on man! Let me out! Come on!",
"Jay: Too bad he's not here to save you now!",
"In the cafeteria",
"Paige: I was just thinking, gee I hope Alex comes by to gloat.",
"Alex: You have a shift tomorrow. The new scampi movie's out so we'll have a ton of over-sugared toddlers.",
"Paige: You're not funny. I'm fired.",
"Alex: It wasn't your fault I talked to Mary for you...so be there!",
"(Alex walks away as Spinner walks over to Paige.)",
"Spinner: Um. I'm sorry okay?",
"Paige: For uh? Getting me canned on my very first shift? No prob.",
"Spinner: Wait, you got fired?!",
"Paige: Don't worry your paychecks safe.",
"Spinner: That's not all I care about.",
"Paige: Right. There's always Manny.",
"Spinner: So that's it huh? Gotta make me the bad guy here. Put me back in my place.",
"Paige: If anyone's been put in her place lately, it's me!",
"Spinner: Listen I'm sorry about last night.",
"Paige: Spinner don't.",
"Spinner: Why are you so hung up on this?!",
"Paige: Because last night you weren't fighting over me. Look we'll figure out some kind of payment schedule or something. I've had enough of this.",
"Spinner: Paige!",
"Paige: Spin. I've had enough of you.",
"Scenes for next week",
"Voiceover: On a revealing Degrassi.",
"Rick: He's harassing me sir.",
"Mr. Raditch: Richard I've told you time and time again. It takes two to tango.",
"Voiceover: Rick is trying to put his violent past behind him.",
"Spinner: You know what? I'll help you.",
"(Spinner and Jimmy push Rick into the dumpster.)",
"Voiceover: But has he reached his breaking point?",
"(Jimmy and Rick bump into each other.)",
"Jimmy: You might want to watch where you're going loser.",
"Rick: Watch where you're going Neanderthal!",
"Jimmy: What'd you just say?!",
"(Rick is shown covered in food and gross stuff.)",
"Voiceover: On a shocking Degrassi."
]
| Degrassi Next Generation | 04x06 | Islands in the Stream | bunniefuu |
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"Rick is finally standing up for himself and gains respect from people including Jimmy, who is forced to be on the quiz team with him. Unbeknownst to him, Spinner, Jay, and Alex plan to teach him a lesson. Meanwhile, Joey has to sell his house and enlists his ex-girlfriend and realtor, Sydney, to help."
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"Outside, after school",
"(Rick is walking along and Spinner and Jimmy pull up in Spinner's car beside him.)",
"Spinner: Yo Richard! Hey buddy. Hey man I said hi. It's rude not to say hi back!",
"(Rick doesn't say anything, Spinner stops the car and him and Jimmy get out.)",
"Spinner: Seriously what's that?! I mean...",
"Rick: Hi Spinner.",
"Spinner: Hi.",
"Rick: New haircut?",
"Spinner: Yes it is.",
"Jimmy: New chapeau?",
"(Jimmy takes Rick's hat.)",
"Jimmy: Oh this is nice.",
"Spinner: Hey this is nice. So soft. Where'd you get it? I know where you can find it.",
"(Spinner tosses it in the dumpster.)",
"Jimmy: Ohhh man!",
"Spinner: You know what, I'll help you! Oh there!",
"Jimmy: That it?",
"(Spinner and Jimmy push Rick into the dumpster.)",
"Jimmy: Well I hope you find it along with maybe a little snack or something.",
"Spinner: Yeah. See you tomorrow freak.",
"In the parking lot of the school",
"(Rick goes over to Spinner's car and spray paints a huge black X on the window and side of the driver's door.)",
"In the hall",
"(Rick and Jimmy bang into each other.)",
"Jimmy: You might want to watch where you're going loser.",
"Rick: You watch where you're going Neanderthal!",
"Jimmy: What'd you just say?!",
"(Mr. Simpson walks up behind them.)",
"Jimmy: Morning sir! I've got a hall pass. I'm good?",
"Mr. Simpson: Quick. World's 3 longest rivers in order.",
"Jimmy: Uh ok. The Nile, Amazon and the Yangtze?",
"Mr. Simpson: Most NBA championships?",
"Jimmy: Boston Celtics, why?",
"Mr. Simpson: Well we've got geography and sports covered! Rick meet your new teammate!",
"Rick: What?!",
"Mr. Simpson: Heather Sinclair just came down with mono. Her loss is Jimmy's gain! Welcome to whack your brain.",
"At Joey's house",
"Helen: The day after tomorrow is the open house. You'll have to clean!",
"Joey: Okay what else?",
"Helen: Dust, maybe vacuum, sweep the floors...",
"Joey: I mean what else, else! I have to sell my home Helen. You've got to give me more to do than just spit and shine!",
"Helen: We will sell it Joseph, with our asking price this house will be snapped up!",
"Joey: Excuse me. Craig, why aren't you dressed?",
"Craig: Clammy palms, scratchy throat.",
"Joey: Yeah well if I don't see a fever, you're out the door in 10!",
"(Craig puts Joey's hand on his forehead.)",
"Joey: Okay. No TV, no phone, just rest... Helen I'm sorry but this meeting, it's gone on longer than expected!",
"Helen: We still have business to finish!",
"Joey: Well I have a business to get to or I'm finished. So please, just sell my house.",
"At school",
"Emma: Hey guys! I made flashcards! You want me to quiz them by category or should I shuffle?",
"Rick: I'm quitting.",
"Emma: Rick! The finals are tomorrow.",
"Rick: We have a new teammate. Jimmy Brooks. AKA my daily tormenter.",
"Toby: I told you man, just go to Simpson. Just ask him for a re-think on his decision.",
"Rick: If Jimmy's booted, he'll know it's me.",
"Emma: Jimmy and them, they don't like you 'cause they don't know you.",
"Rick: So?",
"Emma: So you came back to Degrassi to show you changed right? So work with Jimmy on the team. Show him you're not the guy he thinks you are.",
"Rick: Think they want to know who I am? (Points to some nasty notes left on his locker) They want to torture me.",
"Emma: (rips down the pieces of paper) Rick we need you on the team, so you need to do something. In Mr. Raditch's office",
"Rick: Mr. Raditch sir. I require a kind of favor. Um it's concerning a member of the Whack Your Brain team.",
"Mr. Raditch: Do I look like I have time for a chat Richard? Your point?",
"Rick: He's harassing me sir.",
"Mr. Raditch: Harassing how?",
"Rick: Well he doesn't like me and he has no problems expressing it.",
"Mr. Raditch: So are you asking me to order this student to like you? Do you really think that will resolve matters? Richard I've told you time and time again. It takes two to tango.",
"Rick: Sir-",
"Mr. Raditch: You don't like him and he doesn't like you. So I suggest you try harder to get along! Come back if anything serious happens. That is all. In the school parking lot",
"(Spinner and Sean are looking at the paint on Spinner's car.)",
"Spinner: This car is cursed alright! Totally cursed!",
"(Jay and Alex drive up and Jay's car has the same X painted on it.)",
"Sean: You too?",
"(Jay parks the car and him and Alex get out.)",
"Jay: Somebody picked the wrong guys to mess with.",
"Alex: Someone named Rick Murray.",
"Sean: You guys are gonna want to get this off your clear coat before it ruins it.",
"Spinner: Screw that. It's evidence. I'm telling Raditch.",
"Sean: 'I'm telling Raditch!' You don't think he's gonna want to know why Rick tagged you?",
"Jay: Sean's right. Let's keep Raditch out of this.",
"Spinner: Buddy's going down. He's toast.",
"In the hall, Toby is at the water fountain",
"Spinner: Hey! Reject where's your friend?!",
"Toby: As if I'm gonna tell you!",
"Jay: Hey! Weiner! He asked you a question!",
"(Jay smacks Toby's head so it bangs against the water fountain.)",
"Spinner: Thought you were smarter than this.",
"In a room practicing for the trivia game",
"Mr. Simpson: Ah! Our high tech genius has arrived... and he's bleeding.",
"Toby: Skateboard accident. I'm fine.",
"Mr. Simpson: I'll get you some ice.",
"Jimmy: So give it up Isaacs. Who did it?",
"Rick: Wish you hit him Jimmy, instead of missing all the fun?",
"Jimmy: Look Rick, why don't you just back off?",
"Rick: I've been suffering for weeks. A big joke to you and all your friends. I should just stop it. Toby doesn't deserve this. Nobody does. At Joey's house",
"Joey: Craig I said no TV!",
"Sydney: Hi Joey.",
"Joey: Syd...",
"Sydney: Craig called me at work. Here's your tea.",
"Craig: How do you feel about younger men?",
"Joey: Uh, you look good.",
"Sydney: I've been good. Your house Joey. You should have called me. It's who I am. It's what I do!",
"Joey: That's why you're-? Sid you sell department stores, office tours, banks...",
"Sydney: Craig told me Joey. I didn't know the business was doing so badly.",
"Joey: How badly did he make it out to get you here, especially after the...",
"Sydney: After the whole viciously dumping me for Caitlin thing? Come on Joey. We're not 18.",
"(Nobody says anything.)",
"Sydney: This was a mistake.",
"Craig: Joey! She's not desperate for the job. Let her help!",
"Sydney: It's good to see you. Bye.",
"In a room at school practicing for Whack Your Brain",
"Mr. Simpson: Which poem ends with a line 'and miles to go before I sleep'?",
"Rick: Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening. Robert Frost.",
"Mr. Simpson: Correct. Which element represented by Te has also been known to cause garlic breath?",
"Rick: Tellurium!",
"Mr. Simpson: Bingo. And one last question from the world of sports! Which team has suffered the most consecutive super bowl losses?",
"Jimmy: Buffalo Bills.",
"Mr. Simpson: Four time losers. No wins!",
"Rick: Utility perfected. In the halls",
"Rick: Amazing trivia skills Jim.",
"Jimmy: Thanks. You're good too.",
"Spinner: Yo Jimmy. Hey dog meat you got something on your shirt!",
"(Spinner flicks Rick's nose as he looks down.)",
"Jimmy: That's just weak. Grow up.",
"Alex: Ooh Ricky found a friend.",
"Jimmy: Give it a rest. It's boring.",
"(As they walk away Rick turns around and makes an X with his arms.)",
"Jay: Bad move freak.",
"At Rick's house",
"(Rick's mom is tailoring the suit he's wearing.)",
"Mrs. Murray: All set! A year from now you'll be the same size as your father.",
"Rick: I don't want a sales job. I never want any job!",
"Mrs. Murray: He doesn't like being sent out of town Ricky.",
"(The doorbell rings and Toby comes in.)",
"Mrs. Murray: Oh hey Toby! Are you as excited as Ricky? The lights! The cameras! The thrill of performance! Ricky tells me that you and your new friends...",
"Rick: Jimmy and Emma!",
"Mrs. Murray: That you all have become practically inseparable at school.",
"Toby: Uh Jimmy?",
"Mrs. Murray: And to think I wanted Rick to transfer to another school.",
"Rick: You worry too much mother. Pretty soon Toby and I will be running that place.",
"Toby: Uh... yeah we're the coolest.",
"[SCENE_BREAK]",
"At Joey's house",
"Joey: Craig come on! Get up!",
"Craig: I'm as sick as yesterday. Scratch that. Sicker.",
"Joey: I gotta get this place ready for the open house so the dealerships gonna have to stay closed for the day.",
"Craig: So you're here all day?",
"Joey: I might step out briefly and when I get back I don't want to find Tessa Campinelli sitting on my front door step okay?! You shouldn't have called Sydney! How pathetic did you make me sound? Did you tell her we were burning furniture for heat, sleeping on sewer grates, eating out of-",
"(Craig starts putting on his jacket.)",
"Joey: What are you doing?",
"Craig: I'm going to school. That's how badly I don't want to be around you lately.",
"Joey: Excuse me?!",
"Craig: Look. Sorry if I'm the only one that actually cares about this place. Joey you'd sell it for beads, Sydney won't.",
"Outside school",
"Rick: Hey! My thoughts are on sale today. Two for a penny. You can pay me later.",
"Emma: Okay.",
"Rick: Um thank you for talking to me, you know about Jimmy. When you speak, I listen. You're my guide.",
"Emma: Well I'm glad things worked out. I knew you'd make friends. In the school",
"Rick: Hi Jimmy.",
"Jimmy: Hey Rick.",
"Rick: So nervous?",
"Jimmy: Uh no, not really...yes, yes I am a little bit.",
"Jimmy: Well don't worry. Together we'll lead the team to new heights of victory.",
"Paige: Raditch, line one. Wants his suit back. *hands Rick her cell phone*",
"Rick: Take a message. In the auditorium",
"Announcer: Good morning folks and welcome to the world's favorite quiz show. We are back to attack your cranium and...",
"Audience: WHACK YOUR BRAIN!",
"Announcer: We got a good game for you today. Northern High is getting ready to go up against Degrassi CS. Both these teams are ready, let's not waste any more time. Hands on buzzers. Here we go. In what Canadian city was the telephone invented?",
"Rick: That'd be Brantford Ontario.",
"Announcer: You're on the board! Culture. Name the spicy, Spanish vegetable soup, usually served chilled!",
"Toby: Uh Gazpacho!",
"Announcer: Good job. Science. What scientific instrument cuts very thin slices for examination by a microscope?",
"Mick (opposing team): A microtone!",
"Announcer: You're on the board! Geography. What is the geographical term for land between areas of permanent snow and the tree line in arctic regions?",
"Mick (opposing team): Tundra?",
"Announcer: Good job. Sports. In tennis what term describes the ball touching the net and falling into the opponents court?",
"Jimmy: Let.",
"Announcer: Good job! Degrassi has 30 points!",
"Announcer: Geography.",
"Rick: Great circle route!",
"Emma: Franz Ferdinand!",
"Mick (opposing team): Namibia!",
"Rick: The Plesticy!",
"Announcer: Good job. Northern 180 points! Degrassi right there with170 points! Just a reminder, in case of a tie each team will select one player to compete in the final lightening round. Hands on buzzers please. Your last category sports. Name the first golfer to win the British and US opens in the same year. Anyone?",
"Rick: Bobby Jones?",
"Announcer: Tie game! A short break. When we come back the final lightening round! Don't go anywhere!",
"Jimmy: You're gonna take that right?",
"Rick: Yeah!",
"(Rick holds on to Emma's hand and she pulls it away.)",
"In the boy's washroom",
"Jimmy: So let me ask you a question. How did you become an encyclopedia?",
"Rick: I read a lot. A lot of time to myself. I thought sports was your territory...",
"Jimmy: Yeah. Yeah, I had a little brain cramp. And anyways golf is not a sport.",
"Spinner: Hey man! That was so sweet. I mean you're a know it all trivia machine.",
"Jimmy: This competition is money in the bank with my boy right here.",
"Jay: Nice. Are you doing the lightening round buddy?",
"Rick: Affirmative.",
"Jimmy: Probably better him than me right? (Jimmy leaves and Rick looks hesitant at Spinner and Jay)",
"Jay: We're cool man.",
"(Rick smiles at them as he leaves.)",
"Spinner: Better him than me?! Yeaahhh. Alright. You're sure Alex can set this up?",
"Jay: Dude the best part about dating the student council VP...nobody asks questions.",
"At Joey's house",
"Sydney: I'm sorry I'm late.",
"Joey: No problem you're here. I uh, I really appreciate that.",
"Sydney: Say something else to make me stay.",
"Joey: Um, I need help. Badly. Craig was right, you were right. I should have come to you weeks ago.",
"Sydney: I could sit here all day and come up with ways to hate you, but your family's in trouble. Being here isn't easy for me either Joey.",
"Joey: I know. Look the way we finished, I'm not proud of that.",
"Sydney: My assistant will be here within the hour and put a sign up on your lawn. I'll pop by after work say 5:30?",
"Joey: So we're going with the open house?",
"Sydney: Think about creating an atmosphere. Start with some music playing.",
"Joey: Music?",
"Sydney: But not that demo tape that you used to play me from your band...your band-",
"Joey: Zit Remedy!",
"Sydney: No zits. No remedies. But a pie! Something baking in the oven. That would be nice!",
"Joey: Okay. Back at the quiz show",
"Announcer: The deepest place on Earth.",
"Mick (opposing team): The Mariana Trench!",
"Announcer: Time! Northern with 40 points! Good job! Degrassi, who's up?",
"Rick: (whispers to Emma) This is all for you.",
"Announcer: There's the score you have to beat. 30 seconds on the clock. Time begins now. The Confederation Bridge links Prince Edward Island with what Canadian province.",
"Rick: New Brunswick!",
"Announcer: A minimum of how many games does it take to win a set in tennis?",
"Rick: Seven?",
"Announcer: What was the original home video game console introduced in 1972?",
"Rick: Magnavox Odyssey!",
"Announcer: Sauron reigned over what territory?",
"Rick: Mordor.",
"Announcer: Who spent 27 years in prison before being elected president of South Africa?",
"Rick: Nelson Mandela.",
"Announcer: In what Robert Bolt play does Sir Thomas Moore face a moral dilemma.",
"Rick: A Man For All Seasons!",
"Announcer: Time! That's it! 50 points! Degrassi wins! Degrassi wins!",
"(Everyone is cheering, then yellow paint and feathers fall and cover Rick and everyone is laughing.)",
"Out in the hall",
"Emma: Rick! Rick, what happened... it only makes the people that did it look totally juvenile.",
"Rick: They ruined it Emma. Their life ruiners. Everyone laughing.",
"Emma: But nobody's ever gonna forget who won! Who is the smartest guy in the whole school, in the whole city!",
"(Rick grabs Emma and starts kissing her.)",
"Emma: Rick! What are you doing?! Let go!",
"Rick: I thought you loved me!",
"Emma: I felt sorry for you. I pitied you. (Gives him the trophy before walking away) Get a clue!",
"At Joey's house, the doorbell rings and Joey answers it",
"Caitlin: Around the world in just over 180 days!",
"Joey: Caitlin!",
"(They kiss awwww.)",
"Caitlin: (In between kisses) I'm on an emergency hiatus from the aids piece. Turmoil in Haiti. So I took the first flight home! Why is Sydney's name on your lawn?!",
"At Rick's house",
"Rick: Mother? Father?",
"(Rick goes over to a cabinet and slowly opens a case with a gun in it.)",
"Scenes for next week",
"Voiceover: Degrassi faces the unthinkable.",
"Rick: I didn't want it to come to this.",
"Toby: The guy's a psycho ok! He's a total psycho. He's not my friend!",
"Rick: This is the one time I actually want to be at school.",
"Voiceover: A day that will change their lives forever.",
"Sean: He's got a gun okay? Let's go! (Sean says that to Toby and Emma)",
"Rick: Don't turn away from me.",
"Voiceover: A day someone will not live through.",
"Sean: Put the gun down okay?",
"Rick: You made me do this. (Holds up the gun and we hear a shot)"
]
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